You
Yeah, we got up on stuff. Shit. What up? What up?
Check out what you guys are doing. Yes, indeed.
One guy poggin. Marathon.
Marathon.
Marathon Launch Cinematic. Dude, I'm curious how many people
Are what the what the player count's gonna peak to when does it actually launch?
Hey, I'm not sponsored. All right, relax buddy ain't nobody's sponsored here
Other than the official release, I think
Maybe
Will you play Pocopia?
Are you gonna play Pocopia?
I don't know, man.
It's fucking Pokemon, bro.
Is it really?
I don't know if I can get into it.
I feel like it's going to be fun.
It's going to be like, wow, this is cool.
And like, no way.
It's so good.
How?
For the Pokemon fan.
But for someone who like doesn't fully give a shit about Pokemon, probably not.
Right?
It's a super cozy game.
I've never been big on Pokemon.
Bruh.
Yeah, wait, when does Marathon launch?
I'll still play it, man.
Whatever, dude.
It's still a massive game launch from a trip.
triple A if I can shoot her launcher. I'll play a little bit. I don't need to be like
sorry about fuckers play games and act like your life soul is being drained.
I'll just play it just to see who you know play with the randoms
And then fuck off and go do something else after as a streamer as a gamer. I mean, whatever brother. You got to figure it out yourself.
Reckfest update 6 we're close to update 10 chat when the fuck does Marathon launch
This game is for you Karen hold on let me see here
hold up hmm oh it launches in an hour okay I didn't think I had hold on let me
see something here hold up hold up I'm trying to pull up my ship to see what
has happened in the gaming sphere bro resident evil man what a good fucking
game holy shit holy shit man I keep thinking I keep thinking about it I keep
I keep going back to it I keep thinking about it it was just like a good ass game
you know it's just like a good fucking game feels good man it just comes out
it runs well it looks insane it plays well you're like goddamn this is why
you play video games you know no fucking bullshit attached just a boom boom
good-ass game it's fucking nice
It's pretty good.
Oh, yeah.
Sony scared of steam.
I know, man.
No more PC ports for PlayStation.
I'm aware.
I'm aware, buddy.
I'm aware.
I see it as instead of spending money on the PC port, maybe they then throw it more into the content and the quality of the games they're releasing instead.
Instead
Maybe maybe. Hey, yeah, we all know what Sony's capable of okay, there's a reason why you wait for the fucking ps5 exclusive alright
Low fucking concord fucking blah blah blah
All right, we all know why they're relevant why they stay relevant
Not anymore
Not anymore. Let's see how they charter their path. Let's see. Agreed. Agreed. But you can't deny their fucking track record.
I don't think they're out yet. I don't think they're out. I think there's just a lot of waiting.
And they're not always gonna, they're not always gonna pop the fuck off.
Let's see, man, we got Wolverine and who knows what the hell else they're coming out with.
Right? Why else is PlayStation? Why else do you buy a fucking PlayStation, man? The studio's attached
to them. You know the quality when you play a Sony exclusive. They're at the level of, say,
a resident evil. Like, right? Like, why else? Why, they have no other relevancy, I feel like.
That's me as a PC gamer looking at why I have a PlayStation. I still play the PlayStation
ones. I don't wait for the release on PC. It would be nice if it came out on PC, exclusivity
sex balls but that's just not how Sony works and the thing is well you get the output which
is hope a really good Sony exclusive. Nothing can match Naughty Dog other than Rockstar.
Yeah, I mean shit, bro.
That's the thing. These people, that's the thing. Say what you will about the narrative of these games. Some of you fuck still go to therapy because of what they did to what's his face.
And last of us too.
All right.
Looking past that you can't deny.
How fucking good they are at making video games.
The game is fucking crazy.
It's like the peak of development of a video game.
Yeah, I use insane gameplay wise animations, the fucking look, the pacing, whatever.
The sounds, they're really good.
That's why the Sony exclusives are so fucking good though.
with Insomniac and Sucker Punch.
It's only technically impressive, but the writing is not good.
Well, that's why I said, say what you will about the narrative.
They're still at the peak.
That's like, bro, that's like if RDR2 had like a shit story
that doesn't take away from how insanely detailed
The world is that they created around the shit story they made
Literally the same thing
RDR to could have had like the shittiest fucking story like forgettable
But what about everything else?
Come on man
What do we have here? Hold up.
Bro, eight minutes of a marathon music video. Do I really want to watch that? I would prefer the cinematic.
Half-Life Left 4 Dead writer calls out constant haters that just hope new games fail. If you hate game developers, you hate games.
Not wrong, not wrong, not incorrect.
And this is the fucking Left 4 Dead writer?
Nah, man, nah.
Are you looking forward to Crimson Desert, brah?
I answer this shit every day.
I don't know.
I'm skeptical. I've seen everybody's fucking preview one-liners. I've been ignoring it. I just want to play the game and see.
I don't know. I'm still skeptical.
It's such an odd game.
Um,
We had devs like Higuard blame the players when they make a shit game and no one plays
it.
I don't know fully what their responses were.
It's huge apparently, it will take you one month to complete it.
They said players are bad skill issue.
Oh, yeah, I don't, I don't fucking know.
Hold up.
What do we have here?
Okay, let me see here, Pocopia Launch Trailer. Let me see, am I plugging in my switch too?
Oh wait, oh yeah, maybe I'll do a Mario Kart one today. Attempt. Attempt, alright, they're cracked.
Alright, they're insane. Attempt. I'm up against an insane force here.
You guys don't understand. Okay. We're talking about a Mario game. That's online. Okay. They have a goddamn theme park
Do you know the fanaticism of how these racers are? These are one game for life, motherfuckers. All they do is race
I just tourists this shit. They run the streets. You think I'm gonna win fast?
lost losing to 12 year olds I was pretty good at Mario Kart at 12 bro the kids now at 12
are probably insane gaming is a lot more normalized right you were an outcast fucking
bitch when we grew up okay it's different now now it's like little billy's on fortnight
It's okay.
They have insane practice time.
Project DNA, another MMO. Oh, another one.
I believe, I believe, I believe.
Toei Tecmo made this Pokemon game. Oh really?
A remake of Assassin's Creed Black Flag.
What do we got here?
Slay the Spire II early access release.
Didn't Slay the Spire II look almost identical to the first game?
Right?
Right. What is the best game like Slay the Spire? That is like Slay the Spire. Slay the Spire spawned a genre.
What is the best that is not this but similar? Monster Train sounds super familiar.
Monster Train?
Really?
I remember playing this for a little while.
Loop Hero or something else?
I'm not watching the rec fest to content update. I don't care. Tell me when it's like at 15
I told you tell me when it's at fucking 15, bro. I
Want to I already know I already tried the the bones on waiting for I want to go back and it's gonna be completely different
All right, I thought I didn't have a sponsor today, but I might have a sponsor for this
game today.
Oh shit, it's mixed, but whatever, bro.
We might be going here today.
I thought I didn't.
What do you want from me?
Oh, yeah, wait, this looks like concept art.
A remake of Assassin's Creed Black Flag called Resinnd has been teased by Ubisoft.
I need more, man.
I need more.
Bro, was Black Flag really that good?
I'm not gonna lie. I don't think I've ever legit played Black Flag, but everybody says
it's so fucking good. I can't tell if it's... it is bullshit or not, because every motherfucker
is always like, oh my god, Black Flag, oh my god, oh my god. Did you play that one?
should suck it brother it was solid are you telling me is it worth going and
playing it it's the best pirate game are you telling me it would be worth doing a
playthrough of black flag I've never honestly fucking played it but every
Motherfucker.
Fatima!
Like, does it hold up? Is it good?
Wait for the remake?
You won't finish it.
It does not hold up.
Well, Yubi will ruin the remake.
You'll play two missions.
Maybe I'll try it.
It really doesn't hold up.
Well, they're doing a remake.
They've listened to you.
They're doing the remake.
You will hate it.
Play Unity, animations are still top notch.
Warhammer racing game?
But being held up high guard final patch, fuck man.
Wait, is the game still on Steam?
Damn, bro.
The farewell tour.
Damn.
Damn, damn.
Ruin or two, what is this?
That's where I played this.
That's where I played this shit.
This just dropped one hour ago.
One hour.
I'm not checking any more crimson desert shit. I don't want to see bro. I don't want to see. I think I'm going to do a couple matches of marathon just because bro it's launch all right chat insert your fucking opinion who asked who asked but if it will make you feel better insert your fucking bullshit in the prompt.
And then move the fuck on and maybe
Play a little Mario Kart
into
Maybe docked maybe
Let me see. Oh, yeah, Pocopia, bro, I don't fucking know man. I don't know if I can play that shit
Really?
really
refresh and enrich the land and open up new paths as nature flourishes so will the pokemon
is the grass like a loot box gather material chance to spawn a pokemon and use them to
to create all sorts of items till the fields grow crops and build houses for Pokemon
there's so much to do here
Pokemon may also have unique requests
Looks like Squirtle wants to go somewhere.
And Riolu seems pretty hungry.
Pokemon stuck in harsh environments also need your help.
So work together with other Pokemon to complete these requests.
And your world will become even livelier.
What other adventures await is it is that it's actually good
Will there be other unique encounters
What kind of life will you make?
will use relaxing days spent playing and bonding with other Pokemon become precious memories
rebuild the world one step at a time Pokemon Pocopia available now only on the Nintendo
switch to system then Pokemon adults
yeah are we are we on put opium or is it like what are we saying here man what
What are we saying here?
You missed D2 Winter Survivor Mode.
Dude, I'm over the division.
Tell me when three comes out.
Bacopia!
Bro, I don't know if I'm gonna play it.
I don't know.
It looks all right.
But like for realsies, nah.
Nah. I don't leave that one to you guys. Forza Horizon 6, 9 minutes. Exclusive gameplay,
the IGN guy turned off traffic so it looks like COVID Japan. What? Nine minutes?
I'm not sure if you can hear it.
Yeah, anyone here like a mega forza horizon fan like you have every single one.
here massive borzo horizon a horizoner
I mean it's definitely for it's definitely forza
I mean, you know, Forza is a wicked, beautiful looking game.
I mean, they pop off, you know, they showcase the car in the setting well, you know.
They are the best car game showing off a big map with good-looking vehicles and good sounds.
It's like the biggest playground real car game, yeah, right?
no one else. Gran Turismo, but Gran Turismo... Assetto Corsa? I feel like Corsa Horizon is better than Assetto.
In terms of like peak video game, real fucking cars, real locations,
I mean
Oh, it's not even an outtake I feel like it's fact these guys have the highest budget and have like really good skill at what they do
Without traffic
Well, yeah, I mean, you know
It's a cool piece of software is it fun, I mean you're gonna ask yourself
This is the fable engine. Oh really? Oh
Yeah, isn't there aren't these guys the dudes make who make force aren't they the ones making fable
It reminds me of the Sobi Interactive.
The people who made Plague Inc. are the same people who make Microsoft FlightSim.
No cars in Fable are Asobo.
by the way not playgank, playgank is a different game
oh it's still the festival
so there's a festival in Japan
crimson bezels new game for life
ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding
I'm waiting, bro. I'm waiting I'm a little skeptical on the new plague tail. They're making it does seem a little random
Play tail is good do the did they need a third one? I don't know
because I think the first one was good. The second one was good, but did it need a third one?
I think the first one was way better than the second one. Stalling into a marathon? I might
check out a little bit of marathon, dude. It's the launch of the game, bro.
Oh yeah, I do have a sponsor today for Doc.
We're gonna be checking that out.
brand new release video game. Brand new Saber interactive. We got to go on the shipping
yard. Yeah, this game look cool, bro. Whatever, whatever dude, this game look fucking cool,
do. This would be sick to do in real life, being a crane operator. I don't know how deep
this game is, but we'll see. Hold on, let me get this. Um, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
Oh, I hold up. Where is this? Mario tennis doubles to a minus. I want to get a Mario
cart win first I don't care about doubles
brother I don't care man I'm a solo
dolo I don't even think a lot of people
played the new Mario tennis something
tells me dude literally Nintendo launched
it and didn't give a shit about it no
one even knew it came out it was such
a soft and then die launch and now
Now everyone's on Pocopia, so whatever.
It is, I enjoyed it.
Mario Tennis was wicked fun.
Ah!
I remember the fur- isn't this game top down?
of
It's a card game? I don't think so.
Co-op confirmed.
I don't fully remember playing the first one.
It was great.
Oh really?
Project DNA so one said this is a new MMO
Post-upcoming post-apocalyptic MMO developed by Supervoid
Bre the
Dude God speed to all who try to make an MMO someone someone's dropping tens of millions bro, okay?
Let them fucking try
I'd rather live in a world where they fucking try then
nothing okay even though many many many don't you know make it there are still
a goddamn attempt a cultivated shell transplanted memories
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Am I still a human?
Is a mortality a blessing?
Or a curse?
Without death, does life still matter?
No, I'll find the answer.
I don't know.
confirmed
got the rain looks nice
I don't know I don't know it looked
Okay, watch it final season.
Du Bois.
Oh yeah, the final season, the trailer.
Oh shit, yeah wait, that's just dropped.
Du Bois.
Final season.
Where we have your invincible is coming out too.
What do we got here?
The hour is an absolute final season part one heights. No, it's even dreamed of
I have a big destiny
you
The whole season could have been three episodes.
If we speak
The books and audio books are good
All right marathon cinematic brother hold on
Hold up and all this shit down low dude
Will you have drops enabled for marathon I will
Awesome drops for a bit. The only thing is I don't know how long I'm playing the game for
So hopefully it's not like three hours or something
Drops
Did you watch that Karen game? Oh, yeah, I didn't I did not no
Let me see
Yeah, I saw that.
Yeah, what was Karen?
Sorry, we're all out of half and half.
That's our policy.
You know, it's actually, it looks kind of fun.
In development since 2014.
Yeah, but why does this actually good?
This type of combat would be funny in multiplayer.
Come on bro, make it so there's you can 1v1 and the other person's like an employee or
something. You break the whole mall. Yeah, Rumbleverse. I still think about that game sometimes,
man. Rumbleverse was hilarious. But sadly, yeah. It looks like an illumination studio movie. Yeah,
they're doing a good job of that. It looks good. They pulled out the look. Cozy, what is this?
It's cozy game restoration.
I know, Epic, bro.
Sell me the damn, what do you call it?
Sell me Rumbleverse.
We can launch it on Steam free to play.
What even is this? Cozy what? Oh, it's a restoration game.
Oh, wait, that actually seemed like it wasn't that bad.
It looks like it could be satisfying.
I've seen that a couple of times it looks all right marathon partner and I did I don't
I don't know if anyone I don't I don't think so.
Maybe some people got sponsored today.
I'm just playing as a gaming fan buddy.
Can a motherfucker just be a gaming fan this fucking dude?
oh yeah this game it does look good I'm waiting for it to come out instead of
waiting for the playtest
how dare you how dare you
huge big guys are you kidding me should I watch the rec fest thing
You guys are spam linking it
This game better have had a massive you've watched every single one that's not true dude
Slay the spire to download um, I'm not like too crazy about slay the spire to maybe I'll try it. Is it actually out today?
Okay, luck rot.
Is it actually out to that?
Oh yeah, March 5th.
Oh yeah, dude, it just came out.
Maybe I don't mind trying it. I'm not like crazy about the game.
What is the ending of Slay the Spire? Is it like killing the final guy at the end or some shit?
What is the...
You slay the spire. Are you kind of slowly just trying to eventually, is that the end?
You slay the heart of the spire.
So it's about getting like a really good card build to eventually get to the end and it's
killing the main boss, right?
You're not going to reach the end biggest new in the game is the shop.
There's three bosses and a fourth boss.
I'm just going to do random.
I'm just gonna do I'm just gonna queue random bro. I'm curious how much this game is gonna fucking sell to
Where is it at
What's it marathon doesn't even remember what marathon peaked at at launch
The thing is
No, I mean our creators was fucking huge on PC
console is gonna carry the living shit out of
This game in terms of numbers
WWE 2K26 tomorrow.
I'll be playing it tomorrow.
Jerry might be making a comeback.
CS GO available again. I saw that.
I saw that. Chat, what the fuck am I doing wrong here? Counter-Strike. Counter-Strike.
global. Oh, it's hidden. Unlisted. You got to use steam DB. This works too. Yeah, man,
back on steam and you can download it 65,000 people bro i like csgo but it's not that good to be
dude you know what whatever fucking counter strikers bro they have no taste in video games
dude there's no way there's no way that that's dude no fucking way counter strike two is fine
enough. You don't gotta go back to CS ago. That's such dumbass,
copium, fucking mental illness level of the counter striker who only plays this game.
Nah, dude. It's so random!
It runs better? Buddy! If you have dedicated your fucking life to this game, you must have
have been able to upgrade your fucking shit ass PC if you played this for 20 plus years.
The point where the game doesn't run like shit.
You be okay if straight up okay straight up if this is like accessible to like like your
You got a super shit computer.
Fine, fine.
If that is the reason, if accessibility
is the reason to the extreme, fine.
Fine.
If you're copiuming like this game was so much better
than Counter-Strike 2, each their own,
I think it's still, you're lying to yourself.
It is.
To me, hmm, I would never go back.
I am a waste of time.
But then everything's a waste of fucking time.
I just think that's the ultimate waste of time.
That's just my relationship to fucking Counter Strike.
That's just my relationship to Counter Strike.
Nothing is a waste of time if you enjoy it.
Yeah.
says this but we'll be playing later yeah but I'm playing on like where no one gives a fuck about CS go unless you're like a super diehard niche I want to you want to play what's like relevant
It's like CS2 is fine, whatever, they updated it, everybody moves on to this shit, I mean,
I don't know.
Whatever bro, the only reason I play CS2 is I like being on the ladder, okay?
You guys say I suck balls at the game, but you know what motherfucker, I'm so low cued
in this sport to 25K, alright?
is an achievement for me. And they servers whatever bro okay this is a fucking achievement
it feels good. Yeah, it's a it's a it's a good baseline. Same reason why you try to get to the highest rank in league or something. Dota, same logic. Is this game out?
So, I have to restart Steam.
Now, I'm playing Marathon, and then I'm going to be checking out Doct.
This game came out, sponsored, low Saber interactive.
We're going to be working a real job, none of this fucking baloney, okay?
We're going to be simulating real work.
Yeah, we need a game that simulates and then I can connect to a real crane operation and do some work.
That's the future, but right now it's just a game. It's not directly connected remotely to one of these things, but.
Give it like 10 years. No one would allow that. Okay, dude.
Restart steam and then I don't know.
Hold up. Yeah, I got a restart steam remote crane operator is a job.
They do remote.
It must not be like remote for a crane.
I know they do them for like bulldozers and shit.
True the doctors use that DaVinci thing for remote surgery
You're right, that's fucking wild man
All right, let's see what we got a year
Right isn't it called DaVinci or whatever some of the surgeons use
It's extremely rare. Yeah, I wonder what circumstances make it so they have to use that
that it's a lot more precise, but for what operations.
All right, we're in.
Soon AI will do surgery.
What are we doing?
Okay, okay.
Let's see what we have here.
I'm not bad, I'm just a gaming...
I'm just gaming on my own, bro, is that okay?
I'ma load in, see the PlayStation Nationers.
See the Xbox... Xboxers.
All right, I'm just a random guy pressing the Q button with the fill enabled, okay?
We've seen this right
We've seen this
Yeah, can I play with the Microsoft bot?
I don't have friends.
Redacted.
Oh yeah, my mic is on.
What is going on here?
Well, you gotta go through this can I leave
There it is try again forfeit and skip
We're gonna be seeing a lot of that a lot of that red
Can't you not type a...
Oh, I don't mind.
Let me share.
First death in the world.
True.
World first death?
All right, I think we're good highest. I think this
All carries over from the server slim because it has the same config or some shit
Yeah, on launch what's today Thursday, what are peak hours?
Initial initial wave
38,000 initial wave
Hmm
Where's that pov?
Okay
All right
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm upgrades. Yes, I have nothing.
All right, I'm ready. No contract. Let me get a contract.
We need data cards or defeat you sec.
Loadout shell.
Um...
Feel that a trick the signals are a little fucked up like my mind
Fuck did I play again assassin? Oh, yeah, my mic
Headphones new voice hello gameplay social social I should talk
Yes, push the talk you bar the mouse
The mouse for 38k in game there's 50k people that watch it peanut v2 bar on a random night
Yes, they do man, what do we have here we'll take some of this shit.
I still believe this game did not have the UI director just made the programmer do the
art for this shit.
I swear to God, I swear to God dude, who the fuck else would choose this shit.
Fucking bio fucking the blue screen of death ass color the fuck is this man?
This shit is stuck
That's the point
Yeah, true because you are in the brain
You are in the fucking brain. Okay. I understand. Okay. I see what you're saying
Standard weapons armory
All right, boom free. I don't know why about that. I
Don't know why about that. Let's go with this guy. No
Excuse me sponsored kit equip. Oh true
All right we need these boom boom boom three three and that's all I'm taking
that's all I want done do I play this guy he has the camo oh truth there's
actually thief now from all the false gods oh yeah
Wait, did you spawn with a shield?
Can I buy a shield?
There's no shields in the beginning.
So first run for everybody, no one has a shield.
Really?
Everybody has shield lists.
You get one shield slot.
All right, let's stay
Okay, I
Don't see anything about the tutorial tutorial give you a shield. Okay. I'll kill one of the people who did the tutorial and take theirs
Oh wait, did I crew fill?
Oh shit, have I crew filled?
No, I want to crew fill.
I'm going to play with randoms.
Why play solo?
You have nothing.
Did I break the game?
Hey, man, nice music, bro.
Not bad, bro.
Two times, you know.
I'll get I'll get
Damn everybody on T
In the beta, bro, you playing the beta
Station nation
Clash, are you on in the beta? I barely played the beta. I don't even
I'm 20 hours and do it, but you know same, bro
Yeah, why does the aim feel like shit?
What the fuck?
I think it's awkward with mouse 4 on push the fuck.
The hell?
Yeah, maybe.
Oh, yeah, I don't know what our moves are.
You make it so you...
Can I make it so...
I
Anyone know if I can make it so it's
Toggle you can't do that
Show FBS now. It's not I don't think you can get you
All right boys contracts down. Let's go kill people. I can't do a toggle
Hold zoom toggle zoom is a key bind
Oh, oh shit, how do I get rid of this?
Brother, there you go.
Fixed.
Oh wait, shit man, B?
There's actually a button.
all right yeah what do we do you got it we're gonna go kill people yeah let's do it bro
all right i like your confidence i'm gonna follow you i'm bad
nah bro i was i was i was running through people like i know like the day that i was running
through people but i'm not on the class i usually was but this shouldn't be hard
oh you're like a marathons you're like a first day purchase early access deck
There's nothing to do
Main main game
Oh, maybe
Yeah, I used to I used to be taught point point one percent or twenty point oh one percent in trials. Oh
Oh
You see what I'm saying that's what I'm talking to this guy is that this is like the bungee buff
This dude that's what I was saying
This guy is like a bungee gamer
It's just isn't a good place to get caught in
Yeah, I trust you man. I'm gonna follow you.
This guy's the one I'm gonna...
I don't like shooting the...
...grounds.
Yeah, what's the best loot?
You played 20 hours. What should I look for?
I mean, whatever is the highest rarity, except with the little bag at the top right of its name and whatever rarity, that stuff's still loose.
And that usually is whatever gun.
I just go guns that are the rarity?
Chad, take notes.
These egg guns are really good too.
So whatever is worth the most credits, you just extract that?
Yeah, at the beginning. Then you can go whatever...
After I got my LBs and stuff, I tried to pick any Heels.
Because the Heels are really hard to come by, and they're pretty expensive.
You want to stack up on Heels.
I'm gonna be a scumbag. Where's the next one?
I might camp in a next hill.
Is that a piece of shit?
Is there a fall damage? No.
There are shots up here on me.
I don't know what this kid is doing.
Oh, this is the thief drone.
Oh yeah, I need to do solo's and steal shit.
I'm getting on my drone.
Yeah, the same.
I need ammo.
Dude, this is so okay.
So we don't get shot on the back.
You can just steal loot?
What?
Dude, no way.
I'm going solo.
Oh my god.
I'm going solo.
That's hilarious.
Just ping him for me.
Oh my god.
OK.
I'll get him.
Oh no.
You can just slurp the loot.
Dead.
Search for him, storage.
There's two squads dead here.
So we could push up and push up.
what the fuck
that's funny
I wanted to try this on the beta but this prayer wasn't available
oh yeah this guy, the guy who did the tutorial
hey, thank you
see, no problem
sorry man, I go through a lot of them
he's trying to spare a little, I killed him
What do you, which one do you need?
Uh, some shield, shields, just shield spawn.
Okay, okay, yeah, damn it.
Alright, I drop a couple.
Okay, she broke.
What else is here?
I swear this guy dropped shields here too.
Oh, they got caught waiting for this.
I'm really too worried.
I'm not too worried if somebody takes any blue drops.
I don't think I have my backpack right?
Resources are really important in early games, so you can get your upgrades because your upgrades
do make sense.
I'm just playing with randoms.
I don't know any of these people, but honestly, X-Ballion might not be of any idea because
My uh, I agree. Let's get the hell out of here. I'm packed. I'm packed
He is top point. Yeah, but he's the type of dude who's buying the
Don't you need the deluxe addition to play right now? Is it official launch? All right. No today's official launch, right?
All right. Yeah, let's get out of here. What's next? Is today official launch?
Uh, let's let's help the guard it on. You don't have to fight the enemies
If you can just call it in
It'll be we don't the run as far
What does my video I need your own controls because honestly I did not even know to use it when I was using it
Yeah, what the fuck does V do?
I have a visor of oh it tells me where what loot is where?
I'm good so many people are gonna be rocking thief you have a visor that tells you where the rare loot is
And you can you like loot from people
Remember you need that resource I might actually drop ammo. I remember one of the quests needs the biomass
It might be one of those classes that's good early, but like later sucks, I
Know there's so many gun parts. I don't even fucking know like should I put this one on?
magazine reload does this one even fit here no
you going right to extract yeah all right x you can't use what do you mean
x you call it in when you get there wait wait is there actually UI indicator
that tells you if you can use it or not what the fuck is this how do you do
this what now this team shoot the stuff together how the hell did you get
there and highlights if you can use it okay but how do you know without
highlighting you just look for if it highlights and if not you just drop it
that's bad spot
oh this is bad
Yeah, just leave your boys. I'll find my way home. Good luck. They left. Dude, this
This is the only way through holy shit. There's like elites here
I have ammo
Dude did he say run past them? Oh, he did
Okay, let's try that. I don't have enough areas to loot. I'm leaving.
Is the X-File completely gone? No.
is third-party area on perimeter oh I gotta goes I don't care if I die I'm
gonna go solo play thief and just absolutely annoy the shit out of
somebody
I'm just gonna keep you yonking and there's gotta be like a distance meter
or something. You gotta be careful with that grapple because the damage hurts.
This looks like a budget apex. I mean I think this game took more money than
destiny to make. I could be wrong.
I
As long as the group of three doesn't show up, I think I'll leave
All right, let me do it some solos night melee. There's a lot more damage to PvE. Oh, really?
Instead of just blowing out ammo? It's hard to tell who the elite robots are half the time.
So some of them you want to go what you go end up mailing a purple armor and getting shit on.
I guess maybe as you play it make sense level up the rock you actually level up the
Rook.
This guy, do you get anything? He gets good gear more you go up.
I
Let me see a bra I gotta troll someone
Let me first take this
This is going to be somebody trying to learn the ropes and I'm just going to keep yonking
everything they get.
It will be great.
Oh yeah, I need unstable diodes in the beginning.
credit value loot speed loot speed of course okay let me see no contract I
don't really need one yet but I'll just get that for now let me go solo I get I
I could just stick with this setup.
Maybe get more ammo.
Just in case.
I kind of did say heals are hard to come by
in the beginning and they're expensive.
Okay, this should be good.
Let me see.
Solo perimeter, no fill.
Let me see how this works out.
Rarity of the gun is from the mods, not the gun itself.
Oh, so the more rare mods or mods the gun's color goes up.
use the gray heels and shields because you don't extract those
recoil is not hard to control so I'm wondering what a lot of the attachments are for like
Reload speed, bullet speed.
Hey y'all, the game's out, out.
38k, 73k now.
Where do you go to see players?
When did this game come out? October 30th?
Right
Oh, so you have to wait 200 seconds for this drone to come out
Hmm
High guard had more at launch what's it high guard have
High guard was free to play this is a $40 entry ticket
Bra, how do you see the charts chat in SteamDB? How do you do this?
I'm literally blind. I don't see charts.
Bra.
97,000 on January 26.
Oh, the charts was literally on the left.
Oh, well.
Oh yeah, I remember this place.
I'm right near the extract.
Well, Sabotage, you set comms into the north or south relay.
I'm going to go this way and do the quest.
And then try to savage try to do those
Oh, so the melee is pretty strong.
Okay, yeah, world-first kill right there, boys.
World-first kill.
Yeah, wiggle twice if you're on xbox
Oh, he had a bunch of grays
Yeah, two kill bro. I still got him out.
I'm on PlayStation, you bitch.
I have no idea how much damage the knife does. I can't tell if it's like actually really good.
At least one damage.
Probably had nothing, we all just loaded in.
Everybody just loaded in.
Three ammo crates.
Okay, that's shit toned.
melee yeah Bunchy loves very good very OP melee a lot of attachments
you have 300 ammo that's rare
UNSC reinforcements incoming
Let me see if anyone's around here.
Demo crate.
Yeah, like none of these work on this fucking gun?
Alright, I got one piece here.
Yeah, where the fuck did that just guy just left-click it and it disappeared?
Oh.
Alright.
Alright, uh...
That already looked at, that I got.
Oh wait, give me the gray, is right?
Gray shield.
Aw, let's see if anyone's around here.
Alright, this thing might be the greatest tool.
Oh, shit.
Wait, can you actually pick it back?
Oh, you can search it?
but what if I
Can I retrieve it?
Can she catch it? No
I spawned it in the worst possible room
What the fuck
Dude I spotted in the worst spot
Where the hell is the exit
I don't know this was a fail all right
How's the fuck about get out of here?
It's gonna get a north relay maybe an extract or actually write this out the relay an extract
Oh, I just north relay.
I was gonna operate
Holy shit.
Focus on doing the con.
Come on, brawl.
There's another guy here, dude.
There's another guy.
I killed two guys and there was a lot of action.
What was I supposed to do?
I'll take the sponsored kit.
Give me the sponsored kit.
I'm playing with people.
Let's see who's out there.
Can you self revive in solos?
Um, no, but I think there's an item you can get where you can revive in your inventory.
Oh, yeah, triage.
Yeah, you can play the runner.
Am I in here right now?
So, like you, it's two to three minutes.
Yeah.
You're queuing the other map.
Oh, yeah, I should probably go to perimeter. That's why no one no one's there right now
Yeah, no one's there. No, I think no no no no no no no
There's no point in going to die or what all the contracts are here not a dead game
Nah, dude who's gonna die right now, right?
I know I want to fill
So.
Alright, let's see.
Oh, sure.
Reminder, by entering
the station, you can send to cyber
up the data.
Let's go to that infested building.
All right.
Oh, watch out.
Oh, that sucks.
I still hate those things.
Did you guys play a lot of the server slam?
Did I put 30 hours in my badge on?
People are crazy.
I love this game.
Oh my God.
Is this your main main game?
As of right now it is.
I'm not sad to be taking a break from siege for it.
Oh, you're Rambo 6 seaver?
Unfortunately.
We're about, we're about Arc Raiders.
No, I never got into Arc Raiders.
This game does the trick, though?
Yeah, this game super does the trick.
To the juice and
Already looted everything in here
There's a quest to do that defeat you sec who am I a1 b2 who am I am I see three?
You said comes in the north or south relay. Yeah, I got to do that
That's what I do.
I just gotta do a quest.
Alright.
There's definitely people here.
Insane.
I'm going to use the ladder.
Shit.
I wasted that.
You know, if you're nice at this game, get it let you press 4 and heal if you were already
full.
I know it's a skill issue, but initially, it should be nice.
Oh, like a guy.
Am I just got?
Yeah, where is this quest?
out of 10 I think it's up here we're doing this quest
all right
I guess it's obvious when those guys are not the elites to use melee on and you
start mailing some of like blue armor you're fucked
people crying let them let people cry bro i realize you know what it's therapy for them
let them cry bro
let this be a safe place to cry
tell me where the game hurt you
it's okay i'm listening
and then and then I was so hyped and I thought this was gonna be the next big
game and I played it and it sucked ass and then I and then I I don't know
We got everything buddy.
It is a game, it is a drought.
I know a lot of people don't want to go to warzone, it's like a FPS prison.
I don't want to go back!
Please!
Yeah, what are you guys thinking? Where are we going?
Go to the station.
Shall we extract or chill?
Uh, we can by Holler.
Okay, are you guys at home?
Yeah, I love Resident Evil.
Resident Evil was like a true fucking just good ass game
No bullshit just fucking good
Say with re-animal
Resident Evil more so but yeah
There's just a cinema ass game bro everything it's just you know
It was just good
Yeah, we fool.
I think everything's fine and then I kind of want to travel and go yawing some loot.
No open world bullshit.
Pretty good chance there'll be another team, but I'm sure.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, I should have used the loot scanner, lol.
Wait, so technically the loot scanner would also tell me if people looted this.
I hang on in there.
Yeah, if there's nothing, like, you know, there's a greed in there, so...
Not as well.
Okay, buddy fucking vacuum ass over here
Bips bibs bibs bibs
Oh, he took the key piece of shit out there
Fuck you man. Yeah, bro. What now man? What now? I
I know, bro, it's Phil. We have no allegiance. We're just, uh, yeah, we're just contracted
to play together. I know, I know. We got no allegiance. All right, we're gonna be out
We're just teammates right now, we can be enemies soon after.
Oh my- hahaha.
Oh shit.
Hey, hey, hey.
This guy's nothing.
Damn man, the loot's pretty bad man, damn
That sucks, bro. Are you kidding me? He took it!
AHHHHH!
HELL!
Yeah, did you see a purple color thing somewhere?
No, no, I didn't.
I could have- I could have four.
That's fucked, man. That's fucked. That's fucked, bruh. That's not normal, Lou. Holy
What's the story of the game?
I think you're like a runner.
Connections.
I know it's deep, it's deep Thank you, upgrades, faster looting so I don't lose
to that guy again I need more credits
5.9 K wait what what
Chat what am I missing here? Why can't I take that?
Rank 4 rank 2 rank 3 oh sciac rank 4 oh
Oh, you need to wrap up her, um...
I feel like I ought to do all the introduction quests right off the gate, right?
Do I use this? The Volt-Rower?
My problem with this weapon is I use all the batteries because I spam reload.
I spam reload.
So I'm going to bring a bunch of batteries.
It's a little mean my quest my quest is at this location.
Oh, yeah, I should probably get some heels.
How are these, by the way?
Trash?
Yeah, she leveling up Rook does sound kinda nice, like you just go in as Rook.
How do you level up Rook?
Where do you see that chat?
Cause technically going in as a solo bot and killing trio sounds kinda fun.
And you keep getting more and more gear so you never have to play any of the
main runners you're just like a... Rook is so ass there's no loot. Can you loot people's
backpacks? In the faction upgrades at the bottom. Oh you can. Faction upgrades at the
Bottom. Oh, are these all rook capstones or something? Wait what?
Wanted to each
Let's see locked. Oh, yeah
No ammo wait what oh it took everything off brah god damn it
All right, let's try this again
All right shit tons of ammo all of these I
Guess an ammo crate
And there you go stick with this
I
Bawp fuck no backpack. All right, we got a kill so I want to get a backpack
No one no one else's new caloric card in order from infested buildings and columns
What up boys
is predetermined. Assert. Only must do as well. Just get the work for this release.
Ow, dude. I always, I always do that.
Does the smart heal know when you're healing the shield? So, is that actually smart? Okay,
That is
You guys got mics
No, Mike no Mike in 2026, you know, they put the mics in the goddamn controllers now
I gotta go to columns
They even put the mics in the goddamn controllers now
Yeah, okay, I gotta kill someone up. Can you actually loot a backpack? Can you find a backpack and loot it?
Now the beef scanner is actually pretty nice because you get, you literally see everything
of relevancy.
and
then you can see who has the good shit
guys got blues.
I mean, I said you can drag over like I just did
to actually get loot.
Going over here.
Yeah, the Yoink scanner is actually kind of...
You can instantly see which corpse is worth looting.
So much trash.
Hey, y'all.
I got to go to columns for a quest,
if you guys want to follow.
Yes.
Nice.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
There's no friendly fire.
I already tried shooting him in the face.
I already tried.
You try this.
Maybe there's people nearby.
How far can this go? What are the bounds?
Hey, yeah, there's people. There's a team where we're headed.
Brace.
of
You guys kill anybody?
What the fuck, man?
What?
Another one right, save, save spot.
Another squad.
I should climb up here. Yeah another squad literally right here.
Found something. Dude I have no heals this sucks ass.
This is not very nice.
Ah shit.
We should probably fall back.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm...
it was over man there there's no winning
can I res my teammates or is are they dead dead there's no res points in this
right yeah they were fucking dead bro check come on guys they were dead oh they
deseed what the fuck was I would have just died with the man I'm probably
still gonna die especially cuz this team's gonna hunt me and I have no
No heals.
I could try going away, actually, saved.
I thought that shit was going to kill me, I feel like I should just extract real quick.
is this real? I'm dead. What? That's crazy, man.
That's some bullshit right there.
And that's why the battery guns are trash.
That's fucking stupid.
I guess I should have just stopped shooting for a little while to regen the charge or
something.
Let's try Bert SMG.
His name is Bert.
Has that got some Bert?
I didn't forget my back eye this time.
Can I sell this?
Yeah.
If it has a battery, I don't want it.
Shrat has a battery fuck you not interested new Shrat
Go back
I'll try slay the spire later, bro. You know, and this is a variety channel, bro
We play literally fucking everything. Okay, relax
That does it has other than Pocopia maybe
Why doesn't I mean slay the spire is a way bigger
How many people?
Damn, 100k?
Holy shit.
Goddamn.
of
the
30 seconds.
I'm coming for you.
How the hell?
How did he already take so much damage?
This thing seems so strong to be like a loot siphon.
You know where all the best shit is?
Like what?
Every 40 seconds?
I guess you have to hunt the, uh...
Oh yeah.
You gotta hunt the white objects that are...
...heels.
Well, I'm ready to extract a few guys' art.
I'm full.
There's no room.
Probably not good for PvP.
Oh, missed a green one.
Oh, it's a bunch of gun parts.
I'll look through these.
Reserve.
Yeah, I need a shield.
Yeah, right where we died last oh shit hold up
Look!
Dude, literally right where we died last.
What the fuck?
What is this?
You're kidding, right?
Quiet.
What the fuck is this?
of
the
ocean in the staff tonight that they
I think the whole team died. It's hard to tell.
Yeah, maybe I killed that one, dude.
Wait a minute.
hold up hold up what the hell is this
I have no ammo.
I need anything that gives me ammo.
I have an ammo box.
I need you to make sure I don't hit the elevator.
Priority conflicts complete.
Nice, we did the quest.
see all these classes literally looks like there's help on the ground every time I see
a plus it's like I'll help back but it's not I don't know if the symbols for us to
represent. No idea.
Ah, we're leaving. Yeah, looks like it's supposed to be like a hell thing. Nope.
I don't see any profit opportunity.
I don't see anything.
Right through the last map, this is way more, uh, laid back.
this
Good I thought there was a guy
This drone is so good even not for yawing just for
Seeing where all the other squads are at just really the whole place
Yeah, there's so much intel you can gather
Oh shit.
Why?
15 minutes until signal loss.
No.
I have to wait three minutes for the next ones?
Come on, come on!
I can't say anything.
It's left.
I don't even care.
You just shoot the zip line up in the air.
Oh, you can find vertical spots with this thing.
Is it three minutes?
What was it?
Two minutes?
Alright.
Let's see if there's any better loot around here.
Anything?
We got some greens.
Storage drive, a trap pack, oh you can put out a fake box, you can put out a fake death
box and then have some of the loot it and it blows up kind of funny
can't drop anything. Wait, seriously? I had no shields. Yikes. No shields.
Damn, that was a lot of gun parts.
I think blue means it's an elite of sorts.
Hey, hey, hey, wait, hey!
Alright, I'm leaving.
Oh yeah, I gotta ping the bots to see what shield they have.
So I did mention that.
let's see who's out there
Nobody.
Alright, let's see.
Hopefully I don't miss this one.
Yeah, you can view everything in the drone.
Try put up all items from chess next time
All right
there. Oh, I went up there. There was a guy right there.
There? There was a rook looking right at me.
Oh my god.
Creepy ass motherfucker.
You motherfucker.
The ID, won't you?
Nope.
You motherfucker.
Fuck you.
So.
All right, oh rank 4
Lockbox keys enhanced overrun
What time is it oh shit
Shit I got a little sponsored gig coming up here. We got another brand new release here
from Saber interactive
You got another game that came out.
Not only did Marathon launch, that was fun man, you know, I might go back eventually
or something.
Not only did Marathon launch, holy moly, another game that nobody's talking about,
But we'll talk about it.
I'm just going to take a piss real quick before we do this.
You know, I thought this might be a controller game.
This might be more fun on the controller.
I don't know though. Hold on, I got a piss.
You
All right, oh, oh, it's like a time-lapse.
Oh
Oh man
Alright, let's see what we have here, chat this is docked if you guys want to check it out.
Panel down below came out today, yeah thank you Saber Interactive for sponsoring this
segment.
Let's see what we have here.
Is Amiris Saber coming out with a bunch of shit?
I don't know what stable simulation is. I don't know. What does that mean?
Prevent simulation instability caused by enabled vertical sink.
Oh, well. We don't need that.
Graphics. I want this to literally look like real life.
Extra machinery. How about on plus?
Alright, let's see a new game.
Premier Matt Reach Stacker. You obtained...
Oh, these are... Yeah, they give me the Lux edition.
Standard? This mode is suitable for players with little experience and simulators, as well as those who prefer relaxed and game.
game. Hard, this one is suitable for players who enjoy more realistic simulation that requires
concentration. Realistic container capture, realistic suspended load swing, hard economic
Milestone deadlines.
Dude, this is the real life edition.
All right.
First day on the job.
Heard there was a shortage of workers.
I had no training.
There's a plot!
Uh-oh.
Someone's PS5 wait we made it
Yes, I remember.
Tommy.
Tommy!
Dear boy.
Some kids had Legos.
You had a toy crane.
Tommy, those containers on top have got to go.
The ship is wasting pretty badly.
This is that battlefield map.
It's that 20 is that 2042 map. Oh my god
Approach the crane
I've been here
I
Yeah, that's actually I'd you know, I've seen these but I don't know the mechanics to it
The weather's getting worse. So turn on the crane lights just in case
All right
Also, the bulls been no degrees while lowering
Thanks for the heads up. I'll use the upper boots to keep an eye on it.
Alright. What do we have here? Oh my god. Oh shit.
Enter the lower control cabin, look at the control and press F. Lights on.
I'm doing it up.
Okay.
All right, that's nice.
We got an elevator.
This thing's got built-in elevators.
Oh, God. I'm gonna puke.
And there's a windy ass day whoa
How much does a crane operator like let's get paid
Six did six digits
200 day
another control panel lower boom
if you're buying my favorite musician and best friend has been away for ages of
course yes it's been a while missed you too
Oh, see you there.
I was gonna say where the hell is the boom?
Okay, this is probably where we get all the cargo from. This is our main thing.
All right, the boom has been lowered.
Okay, now we go to the operator's cabin.
Let's see.
This way.
Double damn Village.
This leads to the Operator's Cabin.
What the hell? Oh my God.
Whoa!
Here we go.
Oh my God.
Hey, how do I shut this stupid voice off?
Okay, okay
Speed roller wait, wait, where am I right now? Am I in this thing? Oh, that's me right there. That's me
whoa
Position the spreader over the 20 foot container
Okay, I think the spreader is this yellow thing
I didn't know you hover right over it.
Alright, here we go, and let's see here.
I got it. To move the spreader up and down, use left and right, use the projections to
Align the spreader and container efficiently the projections
Yeah, I'm playing on hard mode. This is real light
Okay, green good green good how accurate is that?
We got it. We got it.
Ah.
Be careful. Where am I bringing this? Lower the containers of the ground in the marked area
Right there right on the diamond right on the diamond
What's in this it says
I think it's just an empty portable tank. Maybe it's empty.
Alright.
Roger.
Is that okay?
From this height?
nice we did it we did it boys holy moly move the 40 foot tank off the ship
That was only the 20.
Yeah, only 600 more to go.
And if I don't complete this ship, I don't get paid.
How are we gonna give this one?
How do we change that?
Oh.
Oh, shit, that's dynamic.
change that. Oh. Oh. Oh, shit. That's dynamic. All right, we're clamped. We got it.
You're not done yet. You better hurry. That storm is gonna hit any minute now.
I don't time.
Someone here working at shipyard?
You can't even turn my port into a disaster show.
I bet.
I'll be gone before I get a chance to disappoint you.
Well, you can stay and not disappoint me.
Alright. Think about that.
That's my point.
Alright, put this ship right in the middle.
Oh god my head has to always look down so my neck is just fucking broken.
Oh yeah we're going to do this in first person, this is the real view.
tight 13 meters
five
gentle gentle
there we go
hey buddy
I'm a natural
If you have failure, print this out and bring it to your local shipyard.
This will work as experience.
Dude, this is your diploma.
Oh
Fuck love elution
What
No way
Don't worry all that stuff that team move stuff in it. Don't worry
Yes
You're telling me.
I'm just starting to tally up the damage.
We're lucky at least some of our stuff is still okay.
What do we do now?
So, what do we do?
You can start taking care of the jobs on your list.
See those ladder heads?
and offer two jobs
which is your daily living for now
Oh, okay
Now could you put away that dangerous cargo unloaded from that container ship?
Good thing
The hurricane left the port in complete disarray
You need to move the two containers with dangerous cargo to a safe location
I can only do two missions a day
Yeah, I don't think you only use the crane. I think there's actually driving in the game
as well. A little bit of both.
Oh yeah, the reach stacker.
You need to move the 20 foot container and then move the 40 foot tank.
Both are to be delivered to the designated area.
There you go.
Y'all my feet!
Nice.
Okay.
What do we have here?
A reach stacker. Oh, so this thing just moves farther around
Got a drive mode
Drive parking
Shit that's a lot of stuff
There's like a thousand controls.
Whoa.
You can move the cabin.
Cable mode, spreader, driver, speed, yacht, twist locks.
Oh, these are all the different views.
Oh yeah, you can.
I don't know why you would need to do that just yet.
maybe
yeah why would you need to do that
you had a better look
ah we gotta move this 20 footer right here
All right buddy, I'm gonna park right here. I'm gonna park right here. Parking mode. This
is a 20-footer and we're gonna go to cable mode. There it is. There it is.
All right, let's see this in first person so it's like real life
Oh my god
Okay, well I need to see this boom. Yes, okay wait I got it I got it
Oh that's fucked. Let me see here. Okay, okay, we got a nice coupling there.
How do I move it? Do, do, do. Move, spreader. How do I go left and right?
Center spreader
Center spreader spreader pitch
Yeah
This way
No, it doesn't work
Shit man, I might need to move my whole truck
Hold on.
I think I gotta move, man.
it's not Q&E, Q&E rotates it.
good.
oh look at z and c
okay wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait there we go
wait wait wait
Hold on, hold on, what's this other thing, though?
We got it, we got it, done.
Hold on, hold on, let me get used to the controls.
Got it.
Why isn't our working?
Yes, you see, alright.
Can you check if I left my player on the dash?
Well, you're still using that thing.
Of course, it was dance.
His taste in music wasn't as good as mine, though.
So you kept the recording too?
Come on, you make it big.
I'm running your band club. I'm that serious though.
Your music's good.
I just wish there were more than two people who knew about it.
So I put together a little video with yesterday's camp beats and your music
and posted it online.
I don't know if it gets any views, but anyways, gotta get back to work.
Okay bro, he's uploading my soundcloud.
Yeah, the lore is I want to be a rapper, but this is my, my daily, this is my job.
I gotta pay the bills.
I'm running a bank board and I'm running and I'm running and I'm running and I'm running
and I'm running.
Wait can this smush me?
All right, now we need a 40-pounder.
Oh, you can actually see him turning the wheel.
Oh, sheee!
Yay!
Yeah!
What the fuck?
Oh, you can actually see him turning the wheel.
Oh, shit!
What the fuck? Oh, shit!
Come on! Come on!
Hey! Come on!
Hey!
Alright, here we go. I gotta put on the 40, uh, the 40-pounder here.
You know what? This with a steering wheel might be fun too.
Looks like I'll have to tilt this tire and make this one up.
Roger, Roger.
There's the 40-pounder boys, let me show you guys how professionals do those people.
Let me show you the way.
There we go.
top bolt
lower it
alright we're going to go a little bit on the tilt
alright now we're going to tilt
And then I think I need to see this.
Hold up, hold up.
Okay.
I don't know what to tell you, I feel like we're good here.
I feel like we're very good here.
How much more do you want me to go?
Oh yeah, we're off, we're off, hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, okay, okay, wait!
First we're gonna tilt.
Right?
How is that not in?
I can't go any further to the right okay I drove into place where does this yaw spreader
Where does this need to- I'm like right there.
Wow.
Okay, so all four of the little horizontal black lines need to go tuck into all the four
little corners.
God damn!
Holy shit!
Shit.
See you soon, boss of the critical cargo.
Yep, I'm on the last one.
Great.
Bring it over and take a break.
Thank you, assets.
Good to have you back.
See you too.
so everybody can see it
ohhh!
shit!
ahhhh!
wait!
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
whoa
hold on hold on
please I can't lose this job
wait
oh shit
okay wait wait wait wait
I can hold I know how to do this I know how to do this I can lift myself out of
this situation
come on
okay okay
oh no
Hold on, hold on, hold on!
Okay, okay, okay, see you!
And...
No, it doesn't go any further.
Shit!
Ah!
Call the manager!
Actually, wait, don't tell the manager!
We don't...
Just don't place those cameras.
I don't want to do this.
cameras. He's gonna know anyways.
Damn it! Hold up!
All right, all right, we're good, boy, we're good.
Come on, man.
Oof!
Alright, alright.
As we were, boys, as we were.
Just another day on the jam.
Okay, let's put this down gently now, gently.
Gentle, please.
Easy, easy.
There it is. There it is. Oof! One's up, down.
A great bill. A great, great assessment bill.
Holy shit, that could have gone bad. I think I'm done here.
over while I negotiate our funding. I've given you full access to what funds we have.
Really? What? Really? We don't have much.
Shouldn't be enough to clean up after the hurricane. You can start ordering repairs for the shipping
Find shipping line on the map, highlight it, and hold the repair button.
50k.
Oh, damn.
Nice.
Oh, damn.
Nice. Click, uh, the job staff.
The storm has scattered several containers around. Put three containers where they belong.
Replay, start, okay, well okay for this.
Job saved. I know that could have gone very, very bad, but we survived. And that's what matters.
Place three containers in the designated places using the reach hacker.
The order of the marker shows the optimal sequence.
Okay.
You're at the area before placing the third container.
You can simply put aside the interfering container.
All right, boys.
Shush.
Let's turn that engine out.
Six AM job.
All right, I'm an expert now.
I am a complete expert at this.
There it is, boys.
There it is.
Number one.
Very nice. Smooth, smooth. What's wrong? There we go. Perfect. We got a 40 pounder here.
gotta move this one.
Oh, shit.
God damn it.
Alright, here we go.
Line this shit up.
Ooh, already a double lineup?
The boss trusted me with this.
I can't let him down.
Clean, dude!
Yo, I'm unnatural now.
What the hell?
After the trading?
I would do this IRL.
This is fun.
Oh shit.
Shit hold on
I've got myself stuck
We're gonna move this let's move this all the way down here
That's all good. It's all good. I said I can just leap. What am I dropping? Oh, that's
That's why you don't want to drop it.
I think being seared in both 40s.
All right, here we go.
G?
G-N-T?
All right, nice.
All right, clean clean.
Another one.
Yeah, how much insurance do you get driving around?
There's gotta be a bunch of pumps sometimes you hit.
I mean, you're gonna be way more careful when you're driving obviously.
This is a fucking video game.
Yeah, what type of insurance does a worker have here?
Yeah, I'm playing on hard.
Easy mode, you can just grapple this, miss completely.
All right, this is precision.
Okay, that should be good.
Bring it out, reset.
Bring it out.
Uh, maybe hit that with a little bit of a C action.
Bring it in, tilt it, insane.
A little more tilt action.
Uh, move it over.
Sometimes just driving it a little bit fixes everything.
There we go.
Yeah, sometimes just doing a little micro-adjustment on the driving seems to be a good method.
All right, very nice.
Buh-nah-nah-nah-nah-ow!
Whap-whap-whao!
Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-ow!
Clean, clean, clean, clean!
There it is!
Done!
All done.
Good job, there.
Thank you, Dad.
Two jobs a day.
All done. I think I could handle another job or two.
That would be against regulations. Get some rest. You'll have more jobs tomorrow.
the day one results 22,000 easy now do it for 8 hours there's another one or
what we do? Really? What island are we on? This seems like a horrible place to...
Where do we have your milestone? Okay, hold up. Sign one order. Have to reach
stackers complete two jobs you need to carry out all these tasks that will
naturally have you accomplish the milestone goal okay reach daily cargo
throughput
they'll start with the first task sign one order sign one order how do we do
this we really need to put our shipping line to work start making
money. Sign the order like we're trying to get, we're trying to boost up from our shipping
line out exporting. Here's a few container processing orders we've got lined up from
different companies. Oh so I think this is me actually taking the storage containers and
putting them on ships now baby. Or taking them off these ships.
$192,000 price per penalty per this is 14,000 let's go for them the Max all the
companies want different volumes of cargo processed or do I go for the max
milestone or the standard 20 foot container and the more of those we
Handle the more money we make. Yeah, which one do you think I should do?
Straight 200 for now. Oh, wait. He just says you have to do this
You have to do that one
Most important part setting up the processing chains
Look at the processing chart. This is the beating heart of the port
This is where you can control all our vehicles to carry out orders. Oh
Shipping line
For now, just make sure the number of ordered containers equals the number of handled ones.
Uh-oh.
Here you can see the vehicles that are commonly idling.
A little more than enough.
It boils down to putting enough capacity in every length of the chain.
Each vehicle can only process a certain number of TEUs per day.
That's its top capacity.
This process of chain starts with unloading stuff from a ship.
Okay, well we need this good the next step is using a reach stacker to transport the containers to the yards
Straight forward another reach stacker to handle the containers inside the yard. So take care of that now
Reach stacker just reached its limit. You need to order one more. You don't have enough money
Here you can look up the vehicle specs and even order new ones now
Check out the reach stackers on offer
Okay, click the reach stackers. Oh, there's a bunch of different ones
By 55,000 it's the reach stacker
50k just a bit short on funds
That's exactly what Josh for
So what do we do?
Over the jobs, we need to complete any jobs.
33k, I need to do two of these.
It's time to prepare some containers for shipment.
To do this, you need to move three containers off the ship.
Plane 3000, have two reach stackers, complete two jobs.
So I guess you just do the third one first.
I guess I just do this one.
Although this sounds kind of fun too.
A truck carrying a container is stuck in the sand but the container has to be delivered urgently to a barge or there's departing soon.
Try this one. I probably have to go the limit anyways.
Na na na na na na na!
Use the re-sacker, pick the container up from the stuck truck and deliver it to the barge.
Deliver the container to the barge. Okay, let me see here.
Alright, it helps on the way! Oh shit, we're already on.
This looks like we're gonna need a 40.
Ah, shit, let's lift.
Lift!
What the hell, lift!
I don't know why that wasn't lifting.
Oh, this is kind of awkward, but we'll make do.
I think that's a good lineup, maybe.
Get an initial line up.
Alright, we've got to move this all the way over.
Alright, we've got to go.
Oh my god.
Alright, let's just reverse it like this.
All right, let's just reverse it like this.
Clean.
All right, good stuff.
Now there's a lot of spoon, plastic spoons and forks in here.
Clean. All right. Good stuff.
Now there's a lot of spoon, plastic spoons and forks in here.
All right, let's park it nice and center.
Oh, God.
That's all right.
Right on the edge.
Perfect.
And now, any further, we're going to be in the ocean.
And no one is getting this out.
Oh, what? Excuse me? This does not reach. I can't go further.
I think we're in, we're in.
Yeah!
Finish this one.
Great job, thank you.
We gotta do two jobs anyways.
Try fast, use the momentum and throw it.
True.
You know what?
Great idea.
That's what I should have done.
Onload.
It's time to prepare some containers for shipment to do this.
You need to move three containers off the ship.
We'll do it.
Get me in the big crane.
Use the STS crane to move the containers to the side so the truck could drive up to the
loading point.
Then move three containers off the ship.
Place the 20 foot container in the designated area and load the 40 foot putter onto the
trailer. Alright, I'll start over again. What? Let's see, one at a time here. What the hell
am I doing? Hold on. I've been here in a while. Oh, I can lower the boom from down here.
I think I can go right in.
Wait, how do you get in here again?
Fourth floor, right?
Alright, nice. Very nice, very nice. And then I think I turned everything on, so from
here I just go yeah there's all places flooded
let's let it
Yeah, hold up one minute give me a minute
Sorry about that, guys, let me see what we have here, as we were.
Okay, so what I have to do, I'll use that crane to remove the containers that are
in the way of the truck. Okay, so first we have to move those containers
and then unload the containers from the ship.
All right, let's start with the 20.
Bring it down, bring it down, bring it down.
Money?
Let's turn.
Like that?
Oh, perfect.
Almost.
Like that? Oh, perfect. Oh, almost.
Hey, Oiarit why sauce
Why
Oh
How do I miss so bad?
I'm completely off.
Please center the spreader.
Okay.
Spreader pitch, spreader roll, spreader yaw.
of
I'm moving way too hard right now.
It was right there.
Oh my god, I don't know why that was so difficult.
And that should be good.
Alright, this one needs a 40B.
I would say the controls feel chunky when you use everything.
Alright, let's see.
Get a far, far turn here.
Up it up a little bit.
And...
Almost at it.
Come on buddy!
So damn close!
This damn wind is swaying it.
Wait for it to sway back.
It's like a pendulum.
for this way. Damn man. I think maybe I was, I think I was actually latched on. And didn't
I didn't realize I was latched on.
So now that's latched.
Oh, that's one way of doing it. Wait, what?
Oh, there you go, weird.
I'm not sure what that is.
Hold on, give it a second.
I'm gonna...
Is that considered in?
No way.
Turn it. I don't think you put this one on the truck
Unless this one actually goes on the truck
I thought one of the ones on the boat goes on the truck. Are you sure?
Yeah, cuz there's 40 puts on the on the ship
I swear there's a different 40 foot on the... or whatever.
Let's see.
He's not moving! So... I don't know. Hopefully it wasn't the sea objective.
Use the assets from the containers that are in the way, then unload the containers from the ship.
I actually, I have a feeling it updates the location of where to put all three
Let me see
I've doubted bro
Oh shit, this thing is like jam
What the hell man? Oh my god.
It's alright, it's alright. Things and dongs are happening.
This is how I get my shield.
It's like Cariba in real life, but instead of like a ten dollar prize, it's like a hundred thousand dollars worth of product.
Oh good. Okay. Oh shit. Okay, I got it. It's lowering. It's lowering. I actually can't
lower it anymore oh there it got it got it got it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to put this on C this is supposed to go on
the truck
yeah I gotta switch them on
These are all the 49 and it's all the GPUs.
It's okay, we're going to put this down gently here.
Okay.
All the way for the sways to stop.
Well, a transfer action here.
Well, it's either that or I'm tripping.
I think you stack them?
Good, it doesn't show it.
It needs to be, like, completely in the green.
Did that show green before?
Maybe it's good. Didn't the first one show green?
The first one didn't show green.
I know this is the details are already out.
Oh my god, I almost killed him.
I am about to!
There it is.
I leave!
You're free!
I don't know.
I guess he's not moving.
Yeah, he's not moving anywhere.
Alright, we need a 20 foot for this.
Yeah, maybe I do stack them.
Let's see the furthest one first.
Alright, all boys!
We gotta do a little self-action here.
All right, nice.
Ah, there's like a hurricane, so a lot of the ships are getting knocked around.
Wait, but this one goes there?
Can I stack it? I wonder why. Could just put this here and stack it on.
I'll just do that.
Alright, last one.
All your Teen Blue Toys? I'm sorry.
Man on, man on, man on, man on.
Flip this up.
I like in the cockpit how chunky the sounds are
of everything you press.
Everything sounds like it's a mechanical keyboard.
Let's see what we have here.
Come on, bitch!
Come on!
Easy, easy!
There it is, there it is, there it is!
We got it. We got it.
Nice.
Oh, shoot. There it is.
There it is.
I can just stack this one right on top.
We're about to find out.
Just drop it, yeah, but then you get a, I mean, job damage?
I mean, it's still a job done.
What?
Wait, is Beena on?
I think Beena needs to be on the ground.
I think Beena needs to make contact.
I can't be stacked.
The big red one doesn't belong
If I drag it on the ground and move the long one
I
God
Maybe this red one does not belong here because it's just trash I had to move to the side
Maybe that's what happened here.
The world's fastest coupling.
I don't know why it's headed here.
Almost hit this guy.
Alright, hopefully I can actually get this one here.
Oh yeah, this is a horrible angle.
I
Always I only want the difficult way
Great job now you have enough to get that reach stacker I do
Thank you, brother
milestone one claim vehicles another one assign it to the yard claim milestone
one shipping line so you need two of these for the loading and the
Transporting
I wonder if this automates
Okay
Yeah project helix I saw it
Oh my god, that's a lot.
What?
last long like that so there's still a lot we have to do before we make a profit get some rest
what do we have to do here we're going there's no way we're gonna have to shut down
well with that you just don't think it's the first milestone now take a look at the next
milestone's tasks let me do no time to waste on this one either you meet the deadline or
We're done for
It's time to upgrade some buildings which means doing a few jobs to get the materials first
Okay
I've got to take care of something, but I'll stay in touch sure. I'll handle the tasks in the meantime. Oh
So now I have um a materials that I need to set up
Day 3 results, shipping office.
So I think I just do jobs for material.
How to handle oversized cargo and clean up the terminal.
We need to clear a small area, put a couple of loads in their places.
Let's see what we do here.
Alright, how does this work?
Using the REACH stacker, remove cargo from the designated area to unblock the gate, then
move the highlighted containers what can it be delivered oh shit whoa it's on me
how's it been good enough for a hangover you know I just can't stop thinking
about your old man's plan me guess you feel it's too optimistic exactly that's
first for bill change mark yeah i guess you are back after all right that wasn't what i meant
talk to you guys you're not since mom
oh out of the blue and i got more i don't see no honestly i don't know what to expect
save the port i'll do my best seriously no quitting this time not until this passage
One way or another.
You said it.
Oh, I better let you do your thing.
Talk to you later.
Sure.
Hold all such points on the spreader.
Oh, is that how this works?
Oh, oh, it's literally a rope.
Wait, I swear that did not do it.
Detach. Hold R to detach all the roads. That's kind of cool. I think I literally just removed
these from this area, then we're good. I don't think I get paid less. And so technically
I could just like as long as they're out of the objective area, I can just turn them over.
I think as long as it does a hundred, you get the full payout. Unless there's a penalty.
I can't tell if there's a penalty or not.
I guess we'll find out.
It's almost like as long as you don't hit 100% you'll get paid.
Yeah
Wait
I have to bring these to their respective locations
I can roll it away
It's okay, it's okay.
So we have here use rope to flip the office container then use the spreader to
Mode to take both containers. Oh, you have to flip it first. I can't just carry it like this
All right, let's flip
There it is.
What if I detach it?
Or I could always like look at like this.
Oh my god, oh my god, chill.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I shouldn't have detached it first.
There's no way of doing it.
This actually might just straight up work here.
I don't know how that's not centered.
You're kidding.
I gotta move this all the way over there how the hell am I is that a gate entrance I think
There's the entrance here. Let me enter.
Whoa!
Alright, perfect.
Very clean, very clean.
Bro, that's totally in!
You're kidding!
All right, nice.
Not precisely!
That's okay, it's okay.
It's a lease.
Actually, shit, that may have been more expensive.
Ah, shit! Whose car is that?
It's a no parking zone!
Violation!
All right, let's line this up. I keep overturning, god damn it.
I
Know
You're kidding, bro. We were there. We were there.
Nice.
Alright, chill, chill.
Oh, shit.
We're a little stuck on the gate. It's okay.
I'm here happily stuck on the gate.
Oh my God.
All good, all good.
Very nice.
Only a little bit of damage, only a little bit.
It's all wear and tear.
A little wear and tear.
Oh, that's too crazy.
You're joking, Dan. You're choking. I am here.
I don't know how much more here I can be.
What if I just have to put it down?
Yeah, maybe I don't need it. Maybe the precision. I think I've... Okay, you don't have to do it.
Yeah!
Feels good. Feels good. Yard B.
Uhhhhhhhhhh
I can't afford that.
We ain't affordin' that, brah.
I'm gonna have to do more jobs.
Milestone order to orders yard B level to emergency complete mission emergency
Wait where was yard B shipping office can be upgraded to orders
all right nice nice I don't think that was part of the milestone but it's all
good sign to orders shipping lanes sign orders sign order and then what did I
I need more 50.
My little mail.
Let's do this one.
Sign the order.
You can use more funds right now.
So sign one more order.
Okay, we even have a,
I don't think we have enough supplies to do this, but, okay.
I swear we don't have enough.
Let's do this one.
Apparently we do.
Upgrade yard B to level 2.
You need a lot more money and then complete the mission emergency.
Replace start, start, yard shuffle, cleaning ship.
Poor containers fell off the ship onto a truck, removed them and freed the vehicle.
Using the crane move four containers to the designated area
Oh, it is already on.
I need the lights on.
I don't think I can turn the lights on here.
down a less low beam and work lights oh nice
illumination
Alright, let me see here.
Let's get the tail.
Double tail.
Alright, let's move this over.
And then, I think I need to, yup, line it up.
There's no difficulty on Crimson Desert, it's only one difficulty.
Really?
That's so surprising, really.
Good.
Is that true?
Wait for it to hit the corner.
Wait, use the normal spreader mode to move undamaged containers.
Switch to oversized cargo mode to move the damaged ones.
Where am I moving the... Okay.
Oh, but I'm still moving them all to that rectangle.
That's good, man.
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Why isn't this working?
What's this like good?
That's kind of hard to look at, hold on.
I don't think, maybe I need to tilt it up correctly.
I don't know if I have to do that.
Yeah, it looks like there's no way to even grab those.
It's on its side, but I guess we can just leave it on its side.
Oh, there we go.
Slammed for the truck.
I can't stack.
I'm an expert now, boys.
I know how this dock runs.
I can be the manager now.
I know the ends on the outs.
I don't know how that was considered hard.
It's just another day on the job.
One job done.
It was good man feels good
Clean lean easy mode very easy
I need a strap I need a straddle carrier
55 K so I have to do one more job
But I think I can't do any more job. Yeah, it's only two jobs a day
67% efficiency?
Oh, well I need 55,000, so if I do it's time to start unloading, replay, replay.
I sign another order.
I can also just sign another order.
I think I have enough to do this.
I'm 1200, I have 1200 capacities, so I think I'm good there.
Let's do this one.
A pair of shipments need to be handled promptly at yard G. Load a container on one truck and
I'll unload one to the yard from the other truck.
Whoa!
Okay, when access to the trucks is limited,
you can always extend the boom to increase your reach.
Wait, what?
I think I'm removing access to the job damage transferred.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I see, okay.
Y'all go driving mode 3 version.
Oh, that was that couple, like...
I wonder if I need to be all the way up in that gap for this.
I could reach it from that lumber, but this might be a weird way to do this.
It looks way smaller.
I don't know if it's going to work.
Yeah, I think maybe I was supposed to do it.
I can only move it to the right so far.
Yeah, like it does a couple on the left picture.
Yeah, I think I got a deer from the woodpile.
Hell! It's in!
Holy shit. Are we- am I paid by the container?
All right, I got the precise action. I gotta be faster at.
Oh my god, whoops. Oh shit, my bad. Oh my god. Yeah, that was so far out.
Got it.
All right, just gotta do the same thing very nice very nice
Yeah, you got to drift this a little bit, should be a good lineup.
That noise sounded like it was good, but it's not a line.
Please, bro, please.
There we go.
Get the 40 foot on this.
I
Got it boys
Another one. Holy. Another one.
Sheee!
I'll just bring it in.
And oh shit, it's alright.
Okay.
That does not look aligned.
It's gonna be an easier way on this third thing.
Very good. I think I have enough now for what I'm trying to do.
Yard B, Shrattle Carrier?
I'm the other one and we have enough
putting in the Tereba hours very nice very nice
Oh, eh, oh, eh, oh, eh, oh, milestone claim.
Complete mission emergency.
I haven't seen that yet.
One of two, I don't want to end it yet.
Emergency.
My phone keeps ringing.
Our customers are waiting for their containers.
Breaking a brand new straddle carrier and move two containers.
Yeah.
Emergency, job three, test drive.
have to do this. Enter the straddle carrier and follow the prompts. Pick up the 20 foot
container from the trailer. Put it in the mark place on the yard.
Man, I'm burning a man.
So, how do you like the new toy, Mark?
She's perfect. I wouldn't dare put a scratch on her.
Don't need to worry too much. Just be careful and do your job.
Speaking of which this is the attention after the storm. I'm on it boss
But can you check if the spreader works now sure works just fine boss
Drive mode
See and see it's a move to spreader left and right
Why it's a rotate the seat?
Look, Kate, I'll give you the 20 back tomorrow.
You know I'm not here about that.
Tom. Yeah, I thought you missed him.
It was his decision to leave town. It's good he's back to help.
Whoa!
That is precious career.
I'm Tommy's fan club president let me worry about his career. I'm not doing too bad on that if I say so myself
Yes, but I also made a video of him working at the dock and said it to his music uploaded it to my channel
Try 20,000
Press my heart this may have been his best career decision yet. Well my career decision for him
I'm happy for you both.
Great. So, you're friends again.
Certainly not, but it's time to stay mad at him.
What the hell? You can't see anything.
Grab the marked container and transport it to the designated position near Fee.
Uh, I'm nowhere near this.
All right, you don't have to put it in park mode.
Excuse me!
Rip your...
...side mirrors.
It's kind of a cool truck.
That's a cool vehicle.
It's in the right spot, right?
Everything disappeared for this.
All the indicators went away.
Why isn't this moving at all?
Why isn't this thing moving at all?
and
Dude, I don't know why that's not...
There we go.
It's always like a 0.01% and you need to do it.
Like the smallest amount.
The first mark was represented by the trailer. Oh shit!
Above the trailer and grabbed the container with the spreader.
Let me see.
Whoops.
Oh, it's this right here.
That looks good.
Looks like we don't need the rope one.
I'll bring it all the way there.
first thing out of here
First person's nice
Oh my
all right let's see if we got it here
okay and we're going to line this up right there right there and lower it
Oh, man.
Finish this one.
That's a better job there.
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Yeah, should I try so I could try slay the spire I
Totally go try to slay the spire
Let's see what's going on there.
It's a marathon.
I could go back to marathon.
Is it literally just poker with random characters or something?
game but re-released. Or I could try to win one knockout tour in Mario Kart. I could.
I feel like I could do it.
Chicken, chicken?
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Yeah, why not try some Spire, see what's going on here.
I never doubt I never
Oh, is that what you can use your team fortress hats and play or something?
You're now watching the Capcom spotlight.
I didn't know it was happening, man.
I had no idea.
I wasn't aware.
I have no idea, brother.
I have no idea, dude.
I played a little bit of the first one.
Oh, there's multiplayer, too.
Okay, let me see how does this game work?
Can you beat this game in one go if you get ridiculously lucky?
Or is it kind of like Force Death?
Is it a roguelike where you unlock stuff when you die?
Oh, it's literally a roguelike.
Hades with cards.
80 health at the end of combat, heal 6 HP, 99 gold, potions, floors,
Vantum at the end of the act, you fight Vantum.
Deck.
Okay.
Once you use the cards in your discard pile is it you can't use them again, right?
How many intents to attack for six damage?
Once it's discarded it's done for the match
Because I have ten cards what is that intense the buff?
Nice, okay, okay.
Two, four, we'll do seven strength game two strength this turn.
I'm gonna go pure defense build and then regret it.
I'm going all out on this first attempt.
Right down the middle.
Pure defense.
This enemy intends to give you one status card.
Well, this is kind of a basic first.
I'm assuming I can crit too.
I'll just defend this.
There's no crits
Yeah, that was a good card
Actual good card and then I get healed
612 8 is this pure 18 is vulnerable, right?
Game to strength lose 1 HP deal 9 damage to all enemies
That seems strong.
This enemy intends to apply a debuff.
Oh wait, do you keep your...
Oh shit.
Lost shrink...
Lost shrinker bevel is a lot you attack.
You're attacking us every now and then the same much.
Wait, do you keep your shield?
Should I buff the shield?
Ow. You only keep it for the round, right?
13 damage hit
It's only gonna do 12 lose one
Worth it
Fire potion gain five block deal five damage that seems nice deal 17 damage exhaust the top card of your drop
Drop out of the end of combat
Again, these are all wiki good.
I kinda like Iron Wave.
I'm not trying to go Glass Cannon.
Hm, okay.
The next time Inklit loses HP, it only loses 1 HP instead.
That... sucks.
15 damage.
He's gonna hit for 10.
Oh, this is gonna hurt, bro.
I could kill him and then take 13 damage.
Fuck.
him take 13 damage or 16 take 10
ow
He's gonna hit me for a three here.
Oh wait, no, I'm good, I'm good.
And I'm gonna get healed for six, I'll be at 70 anyways.
Alright, if I do 8, apply 2 of vulnerability, and then he's gonna take what, 9 damage, she's
dead.
Gain 8 draw card, gain 5 block, upgrade a card in your hand.
12 damage to all enemies costs one less for each attack played this turn so you
could do a defense and then pop this and cost it for two that actually seems like
a really nice card and that's a shop right there
Oh there's a thing. What the fuck?
Am I just tank this?
That's the way.
I can just hit him for a fat 12.
Oh, now I'm vulnerable.
Oh, fuck.
So he's gonna do like 30 damage here.
Ow.
Ow, ow, ow.
Is this show you the damage including if you're debuffed?
Is this 12 damage or is this 18 damage?
It's plus the debuff?
I'm gonna say 12 for sure here.
Alright, I'll take two hits or two damage.
21!
Okay, this is a six hit.
That just keeps attacking.
16 block 62 hit or 5 3
I'm just gonna completely
It's gonna hurt.
not enough damage to kill him. Yeah, but why use the potion? It's a fire potion. I might
as well save it for something good. Plus, I think this shop is coming up. Strike potion.
Feel 4 damage, apply 1 vulnerable to all, deal 7, gain 2 strength. When you plan to attack this turn, gain 3 block.
Oh, this is kind of nice. You could pop rage and 3 strikes for 9 shield.
Oh, this is the merchant.
Oh, these are expensive. Gain 2 strength.
still six damage deal two additional damage for all your cards containing strike deal
four damage up to that there's your each vulnerable on that lose one HP exhaustome card gain one
Shrank lose three game to
To shrank I
Don't like any of these I
Guess I guess bully is not bad because it's a free card
And then voli why is voli an X what does that mean what do you do with this?
Yeah, how much does this cost?
All remaining energy, as in if you have one, will it work?
Oh, so you can actually, let me try it, let me try it.
I can see that being really good on a boss.
I'll heal up.
Yeah, you can actually own with that.
Oh, there's an elite.
Uh-oh.
Aggressive at the end of its turn gain one strength
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no fuck he's gonna hit me hard already
Might as well start off with a little chunky hit and then get hurt very badly here
All right, 11 hit, so this would be 30 damage and then get hit for 12.
If I use this, iron wave into volley, this isn't attack card so I wonder if this will
give me rage.
Maybe I should have actually used blood wall.
I actually think that was the play right there.
Easy.
This bully card is great.
Oh!
Ten to Joseph de Tunisio for each vulnerable.
This is going to hurt but I think, wait, 10.
Two vulnerability.
It won't kill him.
I don't think this is lethal.
Two vulnerability.
Actually wait, is it lethal?
Oh it is.
Start each guy with one shrink.
What the hell?
gain at the start of each turn higher let's try fire unknown you saw a number
shambling beast chased off an injured green bird and the alcove the bird
Flood from a single unguarded egg lies abandoned your stomach gurgles eat the egg take the egg add
By adronis is out to your deck
Let's keep it. Let's see what happens. We gotta wait till the next campfire
At the start of each combat gain four plating plating at the end of your turn gain block plating is reduced by one at the start of your turn
That seems nice.
Oh, that seems kind of nice, dude, defense.
So I get plus one strength at the start, and then four plating, debuff, debuff, debuff.
I think I can kill, I think I can iron wave or pyre early and iron wave.
and then tank. I don't know if that was worth it. Getting 25% less block from cards, two
Oh shit.
Seven damage.
I'm assuming that includes my strength that I have.
Oh, this is gonna hurt.
22-27 damage.
Oh, fuck.
I don't have enough to kill anybody either.
I might just completely tank this.
Yeah, is there a quick math in this game? If someone has vulnerability, does it show how much damage I'll actually do?
I didn't mean to do that. Fuck, but whatever.
I'm fine
Cuz I don't think it does I don't think it doesn't calculate it on the green card. Let me see
Um, this is gonna use everything I have.
Yeah but this only kills one.
Oh this kills everybody to a random enemy so yeah, that's actually nice
uppercut draw three cards you cannot draw additional cards this turn
I
Want to see if I can hatch this
probably a waste
why not
14 oh this is I'll get all tank hit once okay
I'll heal up a lot, so it's okay.
Ooh, that's a good card.
Lose 3 HP, gain 2 Rage, deal 5 damage to all enemies, X times.
I already have an X card so why would I want 2 X cards?
I feel like bloodletting would be insane.
Alright, what is this?
Oh, shit. A zero-cross bird that does 14 damage. What the hell?
So if I bloodlet, I take 3 damage, I'm gonna volley and do 55 damage, spread out.
Is that worth it?
I think that's a good start.
Interesting.
I don't think drawing three cards is worth it.
I don't think I have enough zeros.
Yeah, there's nothing zero related to do.
I mean, I could do the bird swoop.
I could yellow the bird swoop.
15 damage, one tap.
That's pretty strong.
Oh, he's gonna hurt here this might is gonna hurt a little bit
Ow
Well game 12 block list to HP deal 14 damage game 12 block whenever you are attack this turn deal for damage back
Lose 1H, we already have breakthrough.
I'm gonna do a hemo kinesis.
Oh my god.
I don't know what the M means.
Whoa.
Wow, that was great.
Draw one card, exhaust.
That was strong as hell.
Gain eight block, draw one card.
Dampire.
Upgrade.
Why don't I upgrade my...
Bollie card.
And then before I do this guys, I gotta take a shit.
love.
I'm sorry about that chat.
All right, well I survived, Vantum.
Okay, it's gonna hit me for seven and then shit's gonna go crazy
Okay, now he hit me for 12
No, no
I think I just got a defend here
I don't know if this is worth it
The next eight times, Vantum loses HP, I'll lose this one HP
Yikes
this is gonna hurt
I
Was gonna hurt so bad I
Don't know if it's worth bloodletting just to pop a breakthrough or just next to get
Like should I burn all my cards? No, right?
I could volley and just take all the B-Buffs off.
off. Okay, now we're chilling.
I
Sure
Oh
Nookang.
boys one tap easy are you kidding me come on man at the start of your turn
get to do four damage twice exhaust a random attack in your hand and add its
damage to this card. Maybe thrash isn't bad.
This is three for two strength. Fuck that shit. Two is insane. Act two high. One
attempt act. Oh visitor do come in here what can the secretary do for you? Start
each combat with an additional four arts really. Four energy? What?
That seems really good it's first turn only gain energy at the start of each turn
Fine, let's see. I feel like one was better.
I'm just saying, I think one was better, but whatever.
Damn. Oh, it reset my HP. Nice.
That just starts off doing a shift and a damage.
I might as well save this, right?
Unless they go to the discard pile for sure.
So do I just use them?
No, I don't think it went to discard.
Don't they then reshuffle into your draw pile?
What the hell?
He stole a card.
I can't tell if I should just use all the cards in my hand or not.
So just try to use efficiently all your cards in your hand every time.
Oh
to
Take your stolen card back.
Gain 11 block, gain another, 11 block if you have exhausted a card.
This turn gain 11, draw one card, gain 7, like, I don't want to do some exhaust shit.
I'm not interested in the exhaust.
While crossing a rickety wooden bridge, there is a sudden torrent of rain, massive
gas of wind buffet you threatening to end your journey.
Volley is removed. Loose 3HP. The card in the above option is randomized.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I like that card too.
Whatever. Remove Breakthrough.
Piece of shit.
Ooh, Anchor seems nice.
50% discount on all products.
That seems really nice.
until six damage add a copy of this card into your discard pile.
I really like the zero cards.
Retain card not discarded exhaust up to three cards in your hand
Look do I remove I kind of like everything I have
Let's just let's stick with this I don't want anything else
Oh, true. Remove a shitty strike. Fuck, too late.
If I bolly 15 damage...
60 damage...
Mmm...
And then get HIPAA-18 or Bloodwall...
...an attack.
Bloodwall!
It bolded it, and bold bugs, rock stacks are fully splocked, it becomes stunned, oh, it did.
What the fuck happened?
I was sleeping.
What the fuck?
I literally slayed the spire DLC.
Bro, the game literally had over a hundred thousand people at launch. I don't think anyone gives a fuck.
Yeah, I don't think anyone cares
That's not a matter on anybody's mind
It literally had a hundred thousand players when it launched no one gives a shit if it's similar to the first game
Only you care
The guy who didn't buy it the first time you gain block for a card each turn double the amount gained
That seems nice
But it's also costs to 180 K. Yeah, dude, no one gives a fuck.
This is a cool card, but is he wrong though?
I mean, clearly the people who buy the game don't put weight on his criticism.
So, I don't think it's about being wrong necessarily, clearly the player base doesn't care.
What he cares about.
Let's try Unmovable.
There's two of a random common cards to add to your deck, okay.
Underclap.
Geo 5 damage twice.
This might be alright.
That's the catch here!
That's kind of a weird uh...
I mean I could draw three cards here.
Oh my god, I don't have to block though.
No reason to block for this turn.
He's not doing anything.
When you, when hit by an attack, you'll 5 damage back. Ow. Ow.
Ouch.
Okay, I could hit him.
Okay, he could do 25 damage to me, but I'll do...
Okay, I can kill him here.
hurt. Ow. I don't know if that was worth it. Play the top card of your draw pile and exhaust it.
Let's go setup strike.
Oh, there's a campfire right here. We're chillin'.
Campfire into a treasure chest. The first time you plant a attack skill and power each turn,
gain one strength and one dex. That seems nice.
Nice.
Ah, shenei!
Wait, so they all take 9 damage max?
Am I reading this correctly?
Am I math-ing right now?
Shit.
So max this isn't going to do 15.
Okay I think I'm looking at this right.
Okay.
Shreg it off.
Gain 24 block draw a card.
Holy shit.
Okay, okay, okay!
They should be dead here.
Okay, okay, okay.
They should be dead here.
9, 18, 9, 18. They should die here.
Deal 3 damage to a random enemy 3 times.
Deal 9 damage to this card.
It's damaged by 9 this combat. What?
I don't get it.
Is that another way of saying 18 damage?
Is that another way of just saying 18 damage?
Okay, iron weave, what do I upgrade?
I could do, bird swoop is really good.
Bird swoop is literally just like a free nuke.
All right, I could volley here, but I don't think that's worth it.
13 damage to all enemies.
What am I fucking up here?
this okay I could also stun but I had no I'm not gonna be able to stun 15 damage
five blocks six I might as well ignore this and take a 15 hit
I might be able to kill him and take a hit actually I don't think it's enough
Ow.
It's not that bad. It's not that bad.
That was worth it.
Yeah, he's dead anyways, it doesn't matter.
Stomp cause zero after three attacks.
DL7 damage, whenever you gain block this turn, lose 1 HP with the 13 plus 2 Breakthrough plus.
Breakthrough plus. How many acts are there by the way?
I'm on act two. These guys are weird. Negate's two debuffs.
Is this saying it's gonna do
19 damage right out the gate?
It's not enough I might just defend this here 1014 Ouch
The only block I'm going to get here is 10 unless it's plus 3.
So...
Okay, so I could...
Stomp, kill him, but then I'm still gonna take a shit ton of damage.
But it's too late anyways.
Even if I strike, Stomp.
Oh.
I could have done 15 damage, but nah, I'll just take 8.
I swear, Voli's one of the best cards in the game.
Can I be a lose HP on your turn?
Gain 2 strength.
Maybe headbutt plus is good.
Unknown.
Ha ha!
Whenever you enter a shop room, heal 15.
Regular every combat are no longer encountered in question mark rooms.
Upon pick up, obtain an additional copy of a card in your deck.
Deal 20 damage if fatal gain 20 gold.
That seems kinda nice.
Inflame it is 18.
Let's try both of those.
Deal damage equal to your block.
That's not bad either.
I might have too many cards now.
I could have thrown.
High chance of throwing.
25 damage, one tap, I believe.
Ah!
The insatiable.
I don't think it makes sense to draw cards right now.
I don't see the point.
And four turns will be Ian and die
Increase sand pit by one
Yeah, this is gonna hurt
Do these potions last the whole match
Brace.
88 by the way.
I feel like I'm dead, bro.
I'm assuming Enflame is the whole match too as well, right?
This is actually a great card right now.
I could also volley for two hun- Wait, he's dead.
He's dead.
This is lethal.
Alright, what the fuck?
How is that not?
Did I math wrong?
What?
How is that not that I'm math wrong come on bro
Oww!
Shit!
14 damage, 12, 12.
I don't know if this is enough.
12, 26.
Oh my god.
Feels bad.
I mean I still have 22, I'm fine okay fuck you alright I'm not fine I forgot about that
last mechanic are you serious right now I thought it was fine
one HP that is bull is she
double sheet
and that was a good first that was a good run right there man that was good I just closed my dashboard
board. Man, that was a good set too, bro. What the fuck, man? That was so good.
Unlock? Who do I unlock here?
Yeah, we'll agree to.
I
Was all vulnerable shit
A new character
I like this guy's heels, that's the thing.
guys heals are great. She draws two additional cards. I thought this guy is so good. You
can literally heal all the way up. Transform one of your strikes and one of your defends.
use 10 max HP. Why not? Let's try it. Right to the shop.
They're a fast mode.
How do I have no cards to exhaust?
How do I get rid of this?
Unless I did that correctly.
try battle France um she's one of the random parts to add in your hand it costs zero this
turn? Exhaust. Can you drop back when you've been attacked this turn? I can't
afford inflame. It is an early one anyways.
I didn't mean to do that. Shit.
I have damage twice, Exhaust, a run out of attack in your hand, uh, let me see.
Oh, I thought I'd pick, did I add it?
Yeah, I think I did add it.
Dex potion.
I think rage is pretty good. I don't have enough gold, so there's no point in going there.
I don't know if that was worth it.
I don't want to take the hit.
The multiplayer seems fun.
Is it literally 1v1?
Alright, I actually should have popped that card.
could have probably done something. Oh, it's co-op. So what if one of you dies?
Enchant a card with sewn the first time you play this card each combat game.
Let's try this. The heal is typical.
Let's try Rage because it's a zero and then it instantly gives me one.
I'm going to pretend that logic makes sense.
Warflair co-op.
I know that was good.
What the fuck?
When this dies it revives next turn at full HP minions abandon combat without their leader. Okay, so ignore him
I feel like there's always a threat to that for each other attack you play this turn.
What the hell?
Okay.
Yeah, that card is wicked good, what the hell?
This might not work and it might kill him.
8 damage.
Don't kill him please.
Oh my fucking god.
One job.
I should have applied vulnerability first, I failed.
I guess it doesn't matter though.
I kind of like thunder clap
Plating is kind of nice too set up strike is nice as well
I don't think anything, any of these are worth it.
I'm gonna hit me for 12.
For each other attack you played, I haven't played any.
There you go, 12 damage.
I swear this brand skill sucks.
But then I guess you could also pop this.
I'm still gonna say it hurt.
Ow.
It just keeps attacking.
Oh, I think I failed this, unless it gives me...
Whoops, I failed.
I think it's a pop of shield before then.
Oh yeah, I got the plating thing from earlier.
Transfer all attacks in your hands into a giant rock.
That might not be bad.
I can heal here, big loot, big loot, at the side of each combat procure a potion shaped
rock and 15 damage potion, what the fuck?
Every round, 15 damage potion?
Right off the bat.
Really?
45 damage.
What?
Ew.
Yeah, the rock. Oh, you piece of shit.
Oh, they're all stunned anyways. I need a weak heart is what I need. I guess I can
going to rocks. Gain two strength for the turn or throw it to kill two and then I have
one left eight. I can kill two. This is a nine hit. I guess it's alright, whatever. Yeah,
Yeah, that's alright.
Upon pickup raise your max HP by 7.
Seven, nice.
I think Iron Wave is good, or Iron Weave, that's a good card.
What the hell is this?
Keyback's contract?
I could do three rocks with rage.
But then there's no point because he does no damage.
Wait, isn't he dead?
Oh, you lucky shit, huh?
Double iron will?
Do I get an upgrade? Giant rock plus? Okay.
probably should have set up strike that
Just kind of a waste.
This turn, your next attack is played an extra time.
Grand is the rock build three of those lose three or upgrade heal 20 gain eight
block
draw four cards
let's pretend that was worth it
I'm not sure if I'm going to get it.
War times.
10 damage.
Maybe up one of these.
We don't need the max HP.
I think I think I might die here.
I might die.
I might die, bruh.
I was just joking.
interesting do I this is the worst pull
I thought that was a good start.
That was a good start.
The first time Ceremonia Abyss atriours is 150 or below it becomes stunned and loses
all the strength.
You're right there.
Oh, whoops.
He's stunned anyways.
16 at the start of your turn place from the exhaust file and I back out wait it
disappeared? What the fuck? They used it? What? They used it? What happened?
Useless.
He's close to being dead here, but he won't.
Oh, you can only play one card this turn.
Madafucker.
Mada's way gonna block.
I don't think I need two primal forces.
At the start of your turn, put a random attack from your discard pile into your hand and
upgrade it, whatever card you're going to draw one card, unless two are worth a double
Rockville? Okay, I have enough money.
extra card for a turn.
Am I tripping or is the giant rock build super strong?
What? Upgrades all cards in your hand for the rest of combat?
So 10 damage, double to enemies, vulnerable.
Um, Bali again.
So three damage to the starting next turn. Return this to your hand.
Meh.
Offering seems kinda nice. Yeah.
I could try volley, but mmmm.
I don't know.
Yeah, maybe I do need more rocks, just more attack cards just for the sake of a rock.
I
So much shit at this guy
Ah! Oh, he's tunneling. Well, I'll just throw rocks at you, bro.
The tunnel is, fucker.
If you exhausted a card this turn, gain four.
Pretend that's worth it.
I don't think I have enough cards that I'm exhausting right now for this to even make sense.
This might be dumb.
I'll defy the majority of it.
15 damage.
Max though, 9.
Saved.
her cut in the face. Oh, this is gonna hurt all around. This is gonna hurt like a mother
fuck her. Uh, shit. Let me punch him in the face.
Oh, this is gonna hurt.
How do you know if you exhausted a card?
She's one of the rare enough cards to add in your hand if it's free to play this turn.
Let's do nine.
Maybe I can upgrade something here.
the book. Draw five cards. But if I book the shit out of offering and then pop it, let's
pretend that's a smart idea. If other segments are still alive, revives in two turns. Oh, shit.
I
I don't know if I'm doing this correctly.
I
Okay
I should have set up Shrike first this is gonna hurt like a piece of shit
how she is
Brash!
If it's going blue, does that mean I exhausted?
I can't tell.
So what if I do this?
I may have wasted that
How many rocks?
Okay, I think we're good. Maybe. Oh shit. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe.
There it is, rock gaming.
The first time you gain block for a card each combat, double the amount gained.
Take fire.
Feels good.
Into a heal.
Upon pickup gain two potion slots. Oh shit nice
All right, what do we have here gain 14 block upon first being hit
That was probably a waste.
I might save this just to, um, I'll just do the smaller Primal Force.
that one. So only when it's gold it means you're... you did this.
6 blocks set up 18 he has armor okay just just cuz let's do this how much oh shit six
This block, 6'9", 50 and 4.
is it worth no I'm not gonna I'm not gonna start it to okay he should die
here you know damage equal to your block
they'll send it to it for all your cards
containing strike body slam maybe
you shouldn't like question mark
actually, but whatever
Five cards ten damage
To at the start of each turn pyre plus
Be good
She's one of five random cars at your deck lose five at you get a coloris
Iron Wave. I just want Iron Waves.
Obtain a random doll relic. Take some time. Loose five. If I have issues, one of two.
At the start of your turn, build damage equal to the turn number to all enemies.
Whenever you add a card to your deck, add one. Oh, that sounds pretty good.
Oh, this guy's going right into kicking my ass.
I regret my move.
I regret it.
Ow.
Eight damage.
The barricade seems nice.
Meh meh meh meh meh meh meh
This isn't gonna be that great
Plus I only have two of these
At least kill him
Private Force!
I'm awake!
Oh, this is actually very nice. Hello friend, I have some rocks with your name on it
Oh, he's gonna... I don't mind.
Blow, by the way.
Block push in.
I'm gonna heal. It's boss fight time.
Yeah, just do not nerf the... don't nerf this, please. Thank you.
Don't nerf this, please.
Thank you very much.
We're nuking him in the beginning.
I don't know if that did shit.
Okay, good.
Mind rot?
Ah, this is gonna hurt like a bear!
Wasted.
Holy shit, wasted.
At least this game's 10 block here.
Nope, there's nothing to do here.
I haven't exhausted anything.
Oh
17
I'll take that right there, I'll take that.
Fuck your heel.
Okay.
I only have two.
I failed.
Holy shit, I'm so good.
I fucked up.
Holy shit, I'm so good I fucked up.
Oh god, I think I'm dead.
Oh, I'm fine, I'm fine, okay.
This is still gonna hurt like a motherfucker.
I actually think I'm dead, dead now.
I made a throw.
Triple rock?
He might die.
Holy shit he's dead.
AHHHHHHH!
WHAT?
You can only play THREE?
NOOOOO!
Rewind, Rewind!
I should have just played three rocks. I just wanted to buff the rocks.
Come on, man. Oh, wait. What the heck? The game.
Alright, here we go. Perfect. Wait, what? That's actually a strat?
Wait, that's a thing? Oh. Yeah, that's a thing.
Oh, yeah, man, really?
Okay, wow these cards suck ass. This is the worst fucking poll.
What the hell dude?
where she's going to heal
I did it again. I did it again. I'm so good.
stupid fucking sloth
okay
No way!
Dude, I'm so screwed.
No.
I'm dead, bro. I'm dead.
Actually, oh wait, no, um, I'll survive.
That was fucking stupid, man.
I keep getting shit on by the sloth.
I could pop this and do 44 damage.
Okay, if I survive this...
Okay, I think I'm good.
Easy.
You know, guys, I...
Some of us are just naturals, you know?
I
Act three
Well, you're just gonna kill me right out the gate unless you give me HP back
Upon pickup gain
999 gold
What the fuck
Add one apotheosis to your deck.
I'll take the gold.
Whenever a scrollbiting deals unblocked attack damage to you, you lose two max HP.
attack damage.
Oh shit, I should have thrown a fucking rock at him.
That's gonna hurt.
Shrug it off, plus.
I'm playable ethereal you okay I'll take the gold I just got to survive two
battles.
I get lose to HP here.
as well ritual at the end of its turn gain nine strength
Body slam actually works out here Wow
3 thorns, underclap upgrade, oh they're going right into attack mode, perfect damage,
what the fuck oh wait this is multiple hits you got to kill it so it's four
mods yikes
I was gonna hurt, man.
do I offering or just tank it that's the question
It's a good block.
Don't have a lot of damage cards here.
I mean, I could throw three rocks.
or not. A pyre would be pretty good here. Yeah, I can tank it anyways.
I don't like these cards.
Man
Well, holy shit, this is a rat this is worse than the previous tears boss
23 HP.
I'll survive this shit.
Honestly, doing this makes no sense, like I could, but why?
Or to do what?
Yeah, I'm 1-off, 1-3-3-7, what the hell?
God damn, that was a battle!
Shit, there's more!
There's nothing even to do here.
Well, nothing even to do.
Let's pretend this makes sense.
Zero card.
What the hell are you?
Let's go for a plating.
I regret that. I should have done two iron waves.
19, 29, 12 block. I'm just gonna pop it. Yikes.
That part is so good.
He's gonna he's gonna fucking hurt me right now
One two
One two three three rocks, I don't know if three rocks are gonna kill him
embrace okay apparently that didn't do anything and I'm gonna I'm gonna ow ow ow
I might be dead here 36 Ouch 30 30 30 30
Goddamn
27, 8 block, 9 block, I think I'm dead.
This is going to give me 2 rocks.
That's not enough to kill him.
Oh my god, maybe saved.
Oh fuck.
One two three four dude these rocks do no damage. I think I'm actually dead
Five I don't think it's enough
Wow it is
Whenever you enter a shop room he'll 15 HP
At this age, I'm going to apply one week to all enemies.
I get rid of I have too much as something
get of all the strikes show I'm gonna chill here boys I gotta go GGs people I'll be on
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He's not people. Okay