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Oh my god, people.
Oh, seven.
Let us catch me.
We get all up on such areas.
I think I just messed up the streams audio is it is it low is it low volume is it low volume right now
I think I just lowered completely it's all let me see wait
All right, I think I fixed it.
Chat Friday, baby, blah, blah, marathon, marathon.
Let me start with Onimusha, bro, y'all.
This guy whipping out the big guns, dude.
I forgot about Onimusha.
I didn't, I didn't, only Mooshevra, I hope this game is fucking awesome.
This game will be a potential fine wine.
This has insane potential.
Yes, I've never played the older ones, but this is going to be like a really good intro.
Another Ari engine.
God.
day
God die you
I know I heard how many people in marathon
Spoilers playing this today spoilers jerry 2.0
Marathon where we at where we at mixed very
Ow, very positive. Very, very positive. 50k, brother. 50k. Dude, why would you...
That is the worst. Ow. Slay the spire. I heard it actually hit 500k. I'm not gonna lie,
I'm enjoying my time playing it.
I mean, it's definitely just like a fun game.
It's very straightforward gameplay, you know?
It's like a very straightforward, just like a game.
It's just a game, you know?
That's, I didn't know this game was that insanely popular.
Like that, I didn't know Slay the Spire,
know was popular but like wow that is insane yeah it's a fun game dude like
it's just you hit the play button and you just go it doesn't got to be that deep
it's just the gameplay is just fun you know it's just a fun game I would
Continue my save from yesterday. I don't know what floor I hit or whatever level I'm on
New monster hunter stories trailer I saw another game came out today that I wish listed
That I remember it looked cool
Arachino
The hell is this called
Okay, what the fuck was that file again?
Peregrino?
Oh!
Is it good?
What was this again?
Came out for that?
A wishlist of this.
Oh yeah!
I would try this game.
Okay.
I did.
Oh.
I did?
Uh, okay.
Okay.
Oh.
Okay.
Perfect.
Yeah, this looks like it could potentially be good.
This looks like there's a chance.
No!
Ah!
I would still try it.
I'll try myself.
I think I'm just gonna play like a bunch of random stuff today new 200 player
World War one game over the top World War one what the hell is this wait did
Did I play this? 200 player battles?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember, oh yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We can load up 16 bucks dude.
Oh, yo, random devs, dude.
You know what?
Why not, bro?
Why not?
In a world where we only have Todd in friggin' Battlefield, why not?
it reminds me more like hold fast yeah this is like hold fast bro this is
their only game brah and battle cry freedom battle cry of freedom oh I
Good reviews online PvP. I've never actually played this before. Oh
Wow
How many people can they even film oh my god, they have some full servers
Alright, let's see
Let's see dude WWE is like a hundred gigs dude. Oh my god, what am I playing this shit?
One of my playing this sheet
2pm, I might change it. Let's see.
Okay, echoes of Aincrad.
I saw, bro, I saw. What did Marathon do?
Bungie asks sites to delay marathon reviews with release date steam player account below 100k
Okay.
Hmm.
Brothery.
Hmm.
Yeah.
I wonder what's going to happen.
I don't know, man.
I don't know what's going to happen.
Slay the Spire greater than Marathon.
Okay.
The thing is, though, that's like, um, actually, it's not dumb, it's more like a stupid comparison only because two completely different audiences of gamers, unless you are a person who plays like every fucking game, completely different audiences.
I would say the more interesting point is I don't I didn't know slay the spire was that frickin popular
To hit up to 500,000 players concurrent that's insane
How many players did silk song hit
What was silk song speak
I found the charts button
Damn dude silk song was six hundred thousand
On day one of release. So this is silk song level
I remember was hide and I forgot was that fucking high
Holy shit, what happened here true it did just come out
430k is still absolutely insane dude, out of any sense.
I call Bungie they're crying um yeah man I don't know how much um you can you look at
What was Destiny 2, SteamDB?
The thing is, bro, when I played a little bit
of the solos yesterday, seeing the people in day one,
those were like die-hard Bungie gamers.
Like die-hard Bungie gamers.
Does this count actually?
It looks like it's merged into the first game,
so this isn't gonna count.
I don't remember when this game even came out.
release release was 300k
Yeah, like whatever dude to each their own
That guy was like he didn't like arc Raiders, but he liked marathon and he did like super
Hardcore things in destiny where you needed to grind a shit ton
It's like the people who just love bungee. They have the bungee buff
They buy it cuz it's bungee
Not many studios have that allegiance
Like you with Sony fuck you bro, okay, why you act like that's a diss
I was acting like that's a diss Sony has given us a lot of great games. What are you talking about dude?
Not even being a fanboy. That's just being a gamer and stating fact
Knack one alpha gameplay
Yeah, whatever bro concord
Concord fucking concord, bro. We've all heard it check the way some of you guys talk about people's L's is cringe
Okay, it's fucking cringe. I've realized that's the problem with the gamer
That is the problem with the gamer. They always got to bring up the fucking L. It's like dude. Who the fuck are you dude?
No shit these studios have bad games they come out sometimes
Yes, it's sadly the reality is then they go out of fucking like bungees probably gonna maybe go out of business now
This is their last game
These studios can have shit game releases. It's just the reality of it.
But we've already played some of the peaks that they've made, and we were all younger.
So our experience with the games were less, and then the masters of making them made them, and we consumed them.
And then the team shuffle and change different ideas, and then we grow fucking older and there were and we've experienced different games more time. And then we're looking at these same people who are completely shuffle different to hopefully come out with something that everybody enjoys.
I don't know what to tell you dude.
It's almost like they're milking franchises. I think there's a an idea drought
Your new IP you either what do you do how many hero how many games have been introducing new hero rosters
They're trying everybody's trying to jumpstart some type of new roster and be like a yo hopefully everybody takes to this
The new ideas are not working
So then they end up going back to the remakes and the remasters but yeah, no for real cringe
You should constantly bring up the L. We get it, bro. We get it. Low concord. Moving on.
What is this right here? Eight days, one live service game shut down in eight days.
I forgot about that one holy shit Babylon's fall
check a drain sim very positive reviews although it is drain sim and I play a drain sim that
was wicked good is this that game it was like suit it was actually good yeah this game
was actually fun oh yeah it came out dude the water physics are satisfying
yeah I played the demo like a while ago yeah this is oh shitt man
Eldgard is shutting down. No way, dude. No way. No way, Lies.
No way, really?
This was two days ago.
After a year on steam through Early Access and into its recent one upon a release, I'm
excited to share that we have decided to Sunset Elgarde taking the game offline indefinitely.
Really, damn, dude.
Wow.
They just spelled guard different.
They were more fucking...
cooler about it
Damn man
You know I believed in the vision of the game, okay, but I guess mmm
Mmm some of the shots like dude a hat dude, that's sad man
these damn games. Yeah, like some of the end game shots playing the orc and seeing the art
style was nice, but it just wasn't a cohesive game and people just didn't vibe with it.
Yeah, they changed their name to notorious studios a
One and done there was an attempt dude. There was an attempt
Damn, bro, it's a mobile game vibe
Yeah, oh wait, yeah, let me check out these two games
Control to new preview gameplay, let me see.
Damn, buddy.
Yeah, 11 minutes of this game.
Are you kidding me?
All right.
I feel like I forgot about this one.
When does this come out?
In 2026, no release date?
Oh, this one could be so fucking good, dude.
Oh, shit.
Onimusha, way of the sword.
Capcom proudly presents the latest all new entry
to the Onimusha Swordplay action series.
Get ready for a soul shaking swordplay action adventure
In the Onimusha series, signature dark fantasy style.
Onimusha Way of the Sword is set in 17th century Edo period Kyoto.
You'll fight your way through iconic locales such as Kiyomizudera Temple.
The protagonist, Alon Samurai, Miyamoto Musashi.
That's the best that I...
Musashi set out on his journey with a simple goal.
Master the sword and stand purest above all swordsmen but the Gemma had other plans.
Musashi is struck down but finds himself revived with an only gauntlet on his arm.
Now Musashi has a new goal, rise up against the monstrous Gemma ravaging the land
and carve himself a new fate.
But his path is not a wish that she a vibrant all yours gladly brow get it here gladly
And his old rival Sasaki gun you stands firmly in his way
With blood and faith in the balance will muster she's bloody battles against formidable foes deliver him hope or despair
I'm curious how the how this whole mystery is about with this will play a strange tales and unsettling
mysteries and you can experience strands of these hidden legends woven throughout the story
Feel the ring of steel on steel, intense duels.
Reduce enemies to pieces with a devastating east sail.
and deflect attacks with well-timed blocks to turn the tide of battle in your favor.
And, of course, absorb souls with the only gauntlet to recover health or ready powerful abilities.
Moving from one bloody and desperate battle to the next,
Musashi searches for his reason to fight.
What answers will he find at the end of his grade?
Miyamoto Musashi walks the perilous path of the Oni Musashi.
Yeah, this is going to be very interesting.
I'm so curious how this game is going to play.
But another RE engine, no release date still, just 2026.
Boys, we have nine months.
Nine months.
September release, I'm thinking.
Phantom Blade Zero is still my most hyped game this year.
Yes, Resident Evil right now is game of the year.
Three months in. Three months in. I think Phantom Blade has...
Only Mousha might come out of left field.
I'm assuming GTA doesn't exist, okay? This is a timeline where GTA doesn't exist, okay?
Because as soon as fucking GTA is mentioned, you close the door on every other game.
So let's talk about the other ones.
Only Mousha? I don't know.
I'm pretending right now in GTA 6 doesn't exist.
Crimson Desert might also be one to one to what the reviewers are saying.
I don't know.
Let's see. Let's see. GTA 6 release, true.
knock one last paradise it sounds familiar it was knock one again is this
Korean why is everything the loudest shit today what is bought every single
video
oh wait isn't this that multiplayer game I played that was like potato
Hold on, one second chat, um...
Yeah, this is, uh, isn't this an extractor?
the zombie noises is fucking annoying I remember playing this in
newest potato. I'm now seeing it again. Is this guy really trying to shank this guy?
I look like another player just trying to kill him in that swarm.
Yeah this was like an extraction zombie shooter and they had like a super laggy network test.
I think I played it for like an hour.
I don't know, I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't know brother monster hunter stories three. I don't know if I care about this. I don't know if I care
Are you thinking of the day before no I'm not thinking of that
Pragmata new trailer. I still think I'm skipping pragmata. I'm not interested interested
I'm not interested. I heard about the new Xbox. Project Helix, wasn't it kind of already confirmed
they're trying to make the next Xbox isn't going to be a budget Xbox. They're going more
premium to compete with the steam machine. You know, PlayStation's hunkering down and
Xbox is trying to rise up. And so I mean, I don't know. I don't know what the fuck's gonna happen there.
I'm not sure who honestly is gonna buy that. I feel like every PC gamer would not buy that.
And then you need to convince the Xboxer to spend a premium on the next
console they're coming out with. It's gonna be super, I'm curious, I don't know. I don't know.
What their plan is there.
I'm curious if the Xbox player, the diehard Xboxer would spend a premium on the next gen, because it is going to be more expensive than your typical three to $500.
Why not just build a PC? Yeah, this is for the X.
Microsoft is trying to make the Xboxer into a PC gamer by buying their Xbox because they're
trying to play PC games on this new console.
It's almost like Microsoft is going to try selling people at their pre-built PC and you're
going to be able to play Steam games on it too.
I'm just curious who they might pull it off.
I don't know.
Yeah, because it's going to be like the Steam machine.
It's essentially going to be an Xbox pre-built
with a way bigger library because it's connected to Steam
under Microsoft.
and that's the new Xbox.
I don't know.
Do you met the Midnight Walkers?
Oh yeah, the Midnight Walkers.
I think that game kinda, dude.
The corpses.
You might be hitting a stride of there's a lot
of indie devs making games
that people just don't wanna try.
There's, it's almost like the multiplayer gamer
just doesn't really wanna try.
Granted the games maybe feel shallow or they're always like a bit of bugs or something and then
people don't want to commit to like spending 15-20 bucks. This game is another multiplayer game,
300 people in it. That's not even being a hater, bro. That's the reality. Like this game came out,
I don't think it really had a, people don't, yeah this is just going to drop Elgarde
Another one, like these indie devs make these multiplayer games, but just they release it and no one really, no one wants to pull the trigger and buy it.
The cube? Oh yeah.
The funny thing is these are the potential only deads maybe that could pull off.
These deads might actually pull it off.
This is like the last Bastion.
I don't know. I don't know.
Aren't they doing a play test for this game?
I swear they're doing a play test for this game. They don't update. No news about the game.
Are those AI picks? If you've played the Dead's first game, this looks legit. If you've played
Atomic Heart. This looks like it could easily be in-game. Yeah, it's Atomic Heart devs.
Um, USOP just posted this on their AC blog. Remake confirmed. I thought we already, uh,
Oh, okay. Yeah, we already know about that.
Onemusha Nakwan. Nakwan, control first look.
Am I trying this game first and then maybe hit up Slay the Spire?
How far did I get in Slay the Spire? How far was I?
I got WWE 2K26 came out sponsored.
We'll be going online there.
How far did I get in this game?
Dude, I was owning, dude.
I was owning.
Let me conclude this run.
Dude, I was owning, man.
I'm probably gonna die here though. I feel like I'm at that spot of death.
Every time you play three attack in a single turn, three attacks.
I don't know about that. The start to deal three damage to all enemies. I like this one.
That one's good
Do I is there such thing as too big of a card to uh, is there such thing as too big of a card pile?
Like there must be a limit in this game where you have too many cards or there's like you go 30 out of 30 or something
What is the deck limit?
Because I feel like I might be hitting that area
Yeah, how many can you even hold here
5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. I'm at 33 cards. There's no limit. So I guess you just get rid of the shittier ones, or if...
I don't know. My cards have been decent. I think this card kind of sucks. I'll get rid of this one so I don't pull it.
Um, Hemokinesis is good damage to Hemokinesis.
Yeah, maybe you just, maybe, is the strategy to remove all of the basic cards?
Oh, really?
That's what you're supposed to do.
All right, this is probably where I die. Yes, most likely this is where I die. Oh, yeah,
I was owning because I had the rock build. It was opious shit. At the start of your turn,
Lose one HP gain eight block
Is this every turn I wouldn't mind popping that
I'm thinking of doing pyr here
Maybe I do a pyr iron wave
Yeah, I'm totally gonna this this run is over I'm gonna I'm gonna fuck this up so fast
What is hex? Add a ethereal to this card.
If this card is in your hand at the end of this turn, it is exhausted.
Okay.
Oh! You did it to everything!
Oh my god!
Do I gain 2 Strengthier and then Defend Defend Iron 30 damage?
Two Vulnerability?
Okay, how am I doing this right now?
I'm fucked. Let me throw a rock at this guy. And then, sure, I'm popping everything. I
think that was the way. Alright, alright. AT, oh my god. Dude, we're starting off and
this is already insane. I think I can primal... I actually think I can kill one. I can kill
one yes yes I'm still gonna get shit on the oh my I haven't done anything there
Okay. Ouch. Ouch. Yeah, just I think I think the I think the run is over. 9 damage. Can
Can I kill this guy fast enough?
I might have enough block here to kill him.
The symbol's kind of annoying.
Setup strike, bash.
Dude, I don't have enough damage here.
Hold up, hold up.
Draw one card.
How about I do rage?
Setup strike
Double enemy's vulnerability bash molten into setup strike
I could
Nine damage I
I could just do this and lose to HP and just kill him.
I think I might do that.
Right?
Shrug it off?
Wait, he didn't draw a card.
Why didn't he draw a card there?
Oh, can you only draw three cards max?
Battle trance, uh, is that what did it? I think I have to use this. I have no other choice
Yeah, your deck might have too many cards
Okay, do I have enough here
Oh my, oh my, oh my.
Ouch, ouch, ouch, oh shit.
Is the math mapping 9, 17, 22, 28, 30, but vulnerable, vulnerable first.
Oh my god I'm alive. I'm alive. Alright we're good. Damn man! Why are we starting off like
that? I had a copy of the third attack you played and you're here against 16 block whenever
you are attacked this turn deals six damage back. That sounds okay. Give me like a full
heal. Okay. You know the game is trying to end my run. Are you serious? It's actually
trying to just end the run.
I wonder if Crimson Mantle is worth it.
This is good, but he's not gonna...
I guess I could just pop this.
I could use hemo kinesis, but I think it's just kind of there's not much else
or just throw a rock at him yeah is this forever eight block constantly I don't
I don't know if that's worth popping. It is eight. It is eight.
But for one HP, I don't know if that's gonna save me.
I'll pop it now. I don't know if it will save me. I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Okay.
Okay, we gotta fuck this guy up.
Okay.
Yikes.
I'll have enough on defense.
I might pyre and I feel like I'm playing defense right now on all these fights.
I could pyre and then shrug it off, but then I'm going to take a hit.
Or just go damage mode.
off iron and clap drawing a card's kind of pointless six 14 I need more these
blocks suck balls oh cuz he hit me with frail yikes
Sixteen.
I should have enough.
Even though it's a draw, it doesn't matter.
Let's just exhaust this card.
It doesn't matter.
I'm going to pretend I did this right.
Criminal force is useless.
I could pop this actually.
This might be stupid.
for next turn I'll get the rocks back I think. Gain 12 block whenever you are
attacked this turn deals 6 damage I don't want that. Although I could couple it...
I could do a big body slam hit.
Okay, let me see let me see okay an 18 hit 8
Can't use offering brah no dude are you kidding me are you getting dude
This is actually not bad, Molten Fist is good.
I don't actually technically need this, I can pop everything without this, I don't
need it.
I can, I can, it's just, I can, oh wait, oh god, this is gonna hurt man.
This is gonna hurt, I'm gonna be a 1 HP.
I'm gonna be a 1 HP.
I could try doing a play here.
Okay, I think I might need to sacrifice HP.
I think I'm doing this right.
First.
Okay, this is good.
oooooooooooohhhhh
UUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
How much damage was that?
How much is he doing? 18 damage?
I don't think this is worth popping. I'm gonna lose 1 HP, exhaust, gain 2 strength, and then I don't need the block.
Oh there's an eye to the ones 26. Oh buddy. Okay flame barrier is actually very nice
here I think I'm saved.
26 flame barrier. Do I have enough?
Oh my god.
We're good because of rage.
Dude, what even is this right now, man?
Alright, 12 damage, bash for 2, 17, 9, 19.
Is 2 strength stronger than 2 vulnerability?
I think vulnerability is stronger than strength.
Increases attack damage by 1.
Vulnerability is definitely stronger.
Strength lasts the whole fight, but if you're trying to nuke, you want to go for vulnerability.
He's already vulnerable?
Oh yeah, so I guess it's just adds.
Blull.
True.
Maybe I exhaust the bash.
What if I lose one HP?
Noooo...
Nooooooooo...
I don't think I can kill...
I don't think...
This is...
The most damage, I think, is set up strike...
Into Iron Wave Plus.
Because it will be 10 damage...
Oh, it's 12 damage!
what 14 damage into 25 damage and that's not even including the strength 27
damage I think this is it yeah I think that was the most damage right there boom
Boomerang better
Okay, he's dead here
Okay, we got that we got the rock noobs
Yeah, these battles are scary as hell now. Okay, I don't like this I
Don't like this anymore, bro. Please man a HP. Give me a break
Shrug it off pluses removed from your deck
I loaded up halfway into my play, so it's like these are stressful matches now.
I guess I'll shrug it off.
Oh my god, oh, oh, okay, okay, regen, regen, regen.
Every 10th attack you play deals double damage.
Every five cards in your deck, you'll 3 HP whenever you enter a rest site.
Upon pickup, enchant up to three attacks with sharp three.
Oh, that seems nice.
The question is which ones?
Especially, I feel like Ironweave is so strong.
I feel like Iron Weave is insane.
I don't really like boomerang that much.
Body slam is free.
Um, let's do, I'm gonna do Iron Wave plus, and then Thunder Clap.
I'm gonna pretend that was worth.
I actually could have gotten two boomerangs and done that.
Gain five block, you receive 50% less damage from vulnerable enemies this turn.
actually seems like a good one card. Oh yeah, Hand of Greed. I think I never was able to
really use that. I'm gonna remove a strike. Do I get Hand of Greed for two or do I get
another boomerang. Colossus for one seems pretty nice. Alright, let's try Pended, whatever.
Damn, I had a thousand gold and I don't have nothing. That was fast.
Do I upgrade a card what if I upgrade boomerang I
Kind of want full HP I want full HP
All right, I've never I've never been here I don't even know what to do. I'm scared
Minion's abandoned combat without their leader.
I'm just gonna ignore this minion then. I'm gonna ignore you.
Crimson Manso right off the bat is actually beautiful.
Um, I could pop this and get 9 armor.
I don't know about this.
Whenever you lose HP, you're at a copy of the third attack you play each turn into your
hand.
Whenever you lose HP, your turn gain one strength.
Is rupture really that good?
I guess my damage is just going to keep going up and up and up.
Then I rupture into Hema Kinesis to gain deal good damage with Rage.
The first three cards drawn each turn are afflicted with Bound.
Only one bound card can be played each turn.
Cards are unbound at end of turn.
That sounds fucking annoying.
Only one bound card can be played each turn.
That is not good.
Oh my god, I meant to ignore the ad and I messed up and attacked him because I'm
bad.
Oh my god.
It's over, G.J.
I have no cards containing Shrike.
They're all attack.
Iron Wave offering.
Uh, I think Stomp is the way here.
Gained 32 block.
Damn!
wicked good but I might I could offering and get rid of these two guards okay now
I can't play those at all all right I could primal force here and nuke this
guy oh my god wait what it transformed damn it transformed the shackled cards
What the hell dude? The rock build. Alright dude. Wait. Exhaust all non-attack cards, gain
five block for each guard. Um, gain five lot of reserve. I guess I'll just keep this, but
the thing is no one's exhausted, but five block just to get five block. I mean that negates
this so I can just ignore these. I might as well use flame barrier. It's whenever
After you are attacked, you don't need to lose HP, so 2, 1, 5.
And then, um, no matter.
What the hell is this?
Okay, you completely debuffed me.
Interesting.
This is gonna hurt like a motherfucker.
I have nothing against this.
253.
I lose HP, exhaust, thunder clap, 11.
Oh, damn.
Those are GG.
I could transform everything into rocks
and do like 60 damage to him.
Or gain six block
and just do a thunder clap.
I'm thinking I have to absorb this.
Six block, it's still gonna hurt.
I lose HP from from this I don't really want to lose HP all right let me see oh
Oh, shit.
I'm not gonna use molten fist.
I could set up strike and just hit this guy twice with iron wave.
I'm gonna pretend that made sense.
Oh, shit.
Ow.
Yo, this guy just keeps attacking so hard.
We were supposed to kill him.
I wonder if I true grit, 14, 17, I'll take a five hit.
Oh, this sucks.
I don't even know, man. I don't even know.
Yikes.
Ow.
You're lucky I can't play that.
Damn, dude!
Yeah, GG man, GG.
I'll block 4.
I could just throw a rock at him.
Vulnerable to all enemies or primal it.
This is just a slow bleed.
Oh, he's trying to kill me, bro.
He's trying to kill me here.
21 damage.
Nope.
I mean, hold on, hold on, hold on, maybe.
I might save scum this fight, I might.
I don't fucking care.
I ain't that hardcore about this shit.
Casual gamer, whatever dude.
I'm on floor 48!
This is like an hour and a half into ever playing one of these games.
I don't care.
Alright, what am I getting rid of here?
Can I get rid of- oh, you can get rid of a bound card?
Okay, because I'm not going to use it.
Okay, we got five.
Now, how does this help us?
I think I'm still dead, no matter what.
14, 22, ugh, I'm trying to nuke him, but it's not enough.
Fuck.
I might save scum.
17, 6, oh yeah I'm dead here.
Don't you save and quit and just come back.
I
What the hell, brah?
Howl from beyonds not bad.
I'm going full nuke right now.
There you go, you piece of shit.
I lost this oh he bound on my shit I'm good on I can iron block might as well draw five
cards you know what why not oh yeah how many cards can you have down here if I
use battle trance is this too many in my hand is this too many in my hand is
this gonna mess it up or does it just keep going does I have a shit on is it
10 max
all your thoughts again all this okay this is a new kid
hold up okay
okay one two three four five six seven eight
okay okay uh... some of these we really don't need
but i can't get this guy for forty five
forty five hit
and more
into a thunder clap
into more block
I could double iron wave
I don't know if I'm doing this correctly let me see
so he's vulnerable
I
Earn iron
66 99 damage hit. Oh my god
I kind of want to hit the boss with this and just kill him on the next round about
I feel like I can kill them way faster.
Yeah, I'm gonna kill the main guy.
I'm gonna hit the, I'm hitting a 99 hit with the main guy.
Dude, that is a waste!
I can hit this guy, I can transform rocks
and kill this guy in two rounds.
If I die here, everybody's banned.
Everybody's banned.
I'm going to ban myself too.
Everybody's banned.
I'm gonna throw rocks at this guy.
Uh, yep.
Oh shit, he's gonna hit me for 20.
I didn't even realize.
Oh, this is gonna hurt.
I want to use Pyre so bad.
This guy requires me to throw so much defense 5 8 blocks 60 actually
Yeah, oh
Yeah, this is gonna hurt, but it's worth having five mana and these have coming rounds
Okay, how are we doing here? Oh
Oh my oh buddy. Oh, you're gonna get hurt here
Okay, I
Think I just nerfed that okay never mind. I actually messed up. I messed up. Yikes
I messed up
It wasted it changed my rock
into a trash rock giant rock plus this is gonna hurt
what's the math on that is that 35 holy shit is that 35 fucking damage right
there buddy I'm gonna be a 3 HP I might need to save scum there might be some
scummage I change the scummage I could potentially survive this but
Oh my god!
25, buddy.
Hit him with the zero.
I'm gonna kill myself with this card.
So I ain't pressing that button.
25 hit. 3 block, 3, 6, 15. Oh, wait a minute! I might have enough. I have enough block.
I think wait do I 11 14 20 23 Wow it's over dude it's over it's 25 dude he's
He's gonna one-tap me, even with all my cards.
That was including the eight.
Yes.
Eight, 11, 14, 20.
Wait a minute, can I kill him?
How is it wait wait I'm not gonna kill him
No way 918 oh my god
On that way wasn't it the 10th attack every 10th attack it says zero
Nah, bruh nah
That's insane, dude.
That's sad.
Well, I am scumming right now.
I am scumming.
Imagine if you hit that chat.
Imagine if I hit the queen instead.
I refuse to take the L on floor 48.
Oh my god, wait, don't I get blocked at the end of my turn?
I think plating was off.
No, no, no, no, yeah, plating was off.
I'm going to ignore him.
I could discovery.
I could discovery or throw another rock at him, but I might I might pull a zero, but then
I'm gonna have nothing. I don't know, dude.
If you exhausted, lose 3 DL6 draw cards until you draw a non-attack card. Pillage seems kind
of nice. Maybe I'll... But then I can also gain 2, but that doesn't help me.
Oh, but I'm already at... do I draw this for free?
Is that a zero?
Interesting.
Interesting play.
because then I can hit a flame barrier here, even though I don't really need flame barrier.
I'm gonna hit him again.
And then might as well just, um, yeah, I mean that was a, that was a chunky turn right
there.
Okay, I'm gonna battle trance this.
I might hit him with the body slam.
I don't think I have enough actually.
I haven't exhausted and I have nothing to exhaust.
Maybe I do a Thunder Clap?
18 damage.
I could do taunt plus.
and then he'll take good damage with the Thunder Clap.
Or I could Primal Force Plus
and throw two rocks.
18 damage.
Through every 10th attack.
Okay, so this does 40 damage, 60 damage now.
I'll tell you, I thought that was good, that was good.
I think that was good damage too.
Now he's gonna hit me for 36, so now I'm scared.
No, this is gonna fuckin' hurt.
No, this is gonna hurt very bad.
I'm going to have to just fully tank this 36, oof, double the enemy's vulnerability.
I could either just full attack in 36 on the gate a little bit, hit him with the molten
fist, double his vulnerability, hit him for 14, bash him, or 6, 9, 8, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9,
I believe it's okay it's okay it's okay it's up
Needed to kill I think you got to kill the ad I think you might need to kill the ad here
I have 23 HP 24 HP
612 18 damage
Really?
I get Hemokinesis 2, 26, 18 damage, actually I do 18 damage, do I do 18 damage or add plus
3 block. Let's see. Alright I have 14 HP.
I think Flame Barrier is the way here.
Oh, Rage is so good.
26?
Doesn't matter.
You know, I should have maybe attacked it instead.
yeah close but nope shit I might need a saves come again boys I might have the
boys I know man I know you think I want to do this right you think I wouldn't
do this
I am so far into this game man you're insane you're insane if you think I'm
gonna restart that's crazy bitch you look crazy bitch
I think that was actually dumb
Oh, that would have been nice earlier.
Now we don't have that.
I didn't probably stop popping everything here. It's probably not the best idea.
Alright, let's see. Anger, 18 damage, rage...
Oh, some of these are screwed.
Eight, uh, Flimber offering, oh, you know what, I should have done that first.
Three, seven, eight, he's gonna do damage to me anyways.
I could do, I could, no.
Okay, he should die at this turn.
Damn, I have no exhausts for Forgotten Ritual.
That sucks.
That six.
Yeah, but the 10th attack is gonna be...
I feel like I should just tank those.
It would be Thunder Clap into Setup Strike.
No, there's no 10th attack here.
It'd have to be Body Slam, but I'd need to do it the next turn.
Isn't this just attack?
Every 10th attack you play.
Yeah, no, I can't set up Body Slam.
How am I going to do that?
If I block up, it's not gonna do shit.
I just have to block up.
36 damage.
Oh yeah, you know what?
I actually think I could have done it.
Might need a restart.
High chance of a restart.
High chance.
Fuck these cards suck.
81...
...Trimal Force, and then hit him three times.
It's- it's not enough.
But maybe if I exhaust gain one strength
Let's pretend this works
Okay, actually worth it right there
If you need to restart this many times you don't deserve to win okay, buddy go back to the fucking steam forums you fucking nerd bitch, okay?
Some of us has shit to do outside of gaming hours.
You played video games as your job, yeah, and you don't, so you should save scum.
Alright, what do we have here?
I still think I'm at a severe disadvantage this time around.
I do not see a way forward here.
I might as well just throw rocks at him here.
one two I don't even have enough rocks it's only gonna give me two
I need an insane comeback here, like a battle of trees,
but to hit me for 50.
I am ranked.
There's no way.
Chat, what do I do here?
Okay, here we go.
We're dead.
I'm dead.
Last attempt.
content.
Wait.
Um, dude, I've used rupture so many times.
Okay, I
could do an offering here.
I could do Flame Barrier, lose 6 HP, um, and so an Offer, this seems so, hold on, let me
sit here.
42 damage hit.
I could hit, I could hit him hard.
Oh my.
I could do a four hit, 52 hit.
Versus...
I could Thunder Clap but he's already vulnerable.
Um, I could Thunder Clap
Or set up for two strength and hit him for a hundred eight.
I think set up strike is the way here.
Okay. Should I have hit the boss there?
I need to stop popping this.
I really need to stop popping this fucking shit because it's terrible.
I was gonna try to overkill him, but it was stupid.
Wasted.
this is gonna hurt this is gonna hurt
I don't know about this.
Oh, it's not enough. Damn. I could Primal Force and throw three rocks at him for a shit ton of damage.
Um, for the 10th attack, for the 10th attack,
Okay, I need 49 damage, 40 damage, isn't this would be this would be a shit ton of
damage here. This is 31. This is like a hundred damage.
Okay, um...
Wait what?
3 times 21 equals 100, it was 31.
Did you not just see the 31 times 3?
Okay, okay, I could, I could Pyrr here.
I feel like Pyrr is the play here for the next rounds.
I might as well, I might as well.
And before the sense of killing me in the long run.
Or I don't.
Or I don't, I'm a little worried
because it's gone down to like the final digit of HP.
35 hit here.
I need the flame barrier.
3, 4, 5.
Interesting, interesting.
Interesting cards.
Not the greatest though.
I mean I can actually build a lot.
I could primal force and nuke the shit out of him, but then I'm gonna...
Uhhh...
I could primal force and throw five rocks at him.
Or flame barrier and brace for the hit.
Well, this is 12 block and 30 damage rebounded yes
Yes.
Oof.
That's useless now.
I actually think that was bad.
Yeah, I think that was bad. With rage, I should have thrown rocks and I would have
built up the armor. I think that was bad. Maybe, though.
I
Will this will block the majority of it
23
69 damage hit oh my god Colossus is beautiful here holy shit I actually
think this might be it as long as I don't mess up I think we're here
There it is boys. There it is. First try. First try boys. You were here.
Easy.
So the Archdemons' Thrall has arrived, threatened enemy Kaila for siege.
Wait, was that the end of the game?
What?
Okay. Oh, is this everybody who's gotten to this point that just calculates the the bill or something?
Now it's a harder difficulty. Hold on. Let me p- is this early access or full release? One sec.
you
There it is, bro. Easy clap. Yeah, is it early access? Feels good, man. Epoch unlocked.
Chad, that was a self-made build.
Self-made gaming right here.
finish the tutorial? Oh, yo, Bray!
holder. Wait, so now what do you do? You ascend? Oh. Oh, that's what you do here. I'm not
unlucky, guys. Oh, you have to actually play the previous character. Honestly, he seems
He's like the best because he heals.
Ah.
He's the new character.
Right, right.
Right.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Chat, we are gonna head into a brand new release here.
hold up is this out I hope this is not a cross-play
shall we check it out a brand new release
brand spanking new release here boys
Holy moly.
Oh, I held up.
Uh, I need to plug in my controller for this game, don't I?
Wait, this is on the Switch too?
Crossplay?
That's hilarious.
So we're gonna be checking out
We're gonna check out I was playing this on the switch to what the heck let me see here
That's crazy honestly, maybe it's actually nice online maybe
WWE 2K26 is Jerry making a comeback chat. We got WWE 2K26 people. They respond to this segment right here.
Let's see what we got going on chat panel down below. If you guys want to check it out.
I hope you guys wanna check it out.
X-Mesh-MaiWaiWai2K26.
If you do wanna check it out.
Let me see.
We're going PlayStation controller.
Assuming this works.
Oh, you detected your monitor's refresh rate.
Excuse me.
Oh my God.
blew up. Try that again.
Fine.
All right.
Alright, what's up we have here?
We going on lombolies?
They should have made it so the Switch 2 version lets you play the Nintendo characters in it.
I mean this game apparently has a really extensive character creator, so you could always make
Pikachu.
you
You
Parts
What the heck is that bro?
This looks like that this looks like one of the effects from that game where you tell if they're infected or not
Wrinkles? Oh my god.
He is stressed, so he has wrinkles.
Oh, the music is like music I had on my CD player.
Hold on man, this guy hasn't changed a lot.
Why is it called face deformation?
Mom, say how this works.
point select okay what does this allow me to do oh here we go the hell this is
easier with a mouse keyboard
Okay, I see a little difference. It's kind of... I think kind of bring it out. You can move it.
They really do much. Maybe I need a different nose. Also mirroring would probably help as
well. Yeah, maybe. Oh, wait, wait, wait, I forgot about this.
more than human!
Ow.
Yeah, I swear in 2K25 you can dead to the head more.
Oh, I never mind.
Hold on, hold on, never mind.
Hold up.
Let me see, can I move this further in? No.
Let's bring this in, hold up, hold up, you gotta find the right node.
Nah, bro, the dent was way more insane.
Nah, man.
No, I don't want to mirror it.
What I want to do is I can even make it so...
This is all further out.
Alright, I think that's the most I can do.
He still looks normal!
Facial structure.
Oh, wait a minute.
Oh
God damn
Well, this is a depth changing
oh my god okay yes I put all the bars up
What was that?
Wait, what is this changing?
I see nothing.
Forehead, upper, oh, forehead upper.
Forehead sides.
I don't see a difference.
Oh
You're the bars
Yeah, the devs wanted me to show the damn character creator. Okay, this is dev approved
Okay, I swear some of these I'm not seeing I'm not impressed with the nose size. I'm not impressed
Let me get the filter mold the filter on my way nose nose nose bridge
Let me try something
I'm going keyboard mouse here
Can you use mouse? No
I see no difference
I
Seems like the same speed
I'm in back out jawline zoom it in middle jawfulness
I don't lower jaw leg
Oh there it is, there it is, okay you can, it's subtle, it's subtle
Looks like my neighbor
I don't see anything here, boys.
Periodal region?
What is that?
It shows it is blue what you're changing.
Huh.
I'll come back to this section.
Face deformation.
Face photocapture.
Facial parts, face texture, face template, body, body type.
Ah, we're going dead bot.
All right
Nick
Where you can then have a thin neck oh damn, okay, yo chill hold up
Okay, it's kind of like the Baron from my dude. Whoa! Achievement! Kratos Superstar with a blended body!
Okay, so the more is
I don't know
Yeah, this is new I don't remember this from the from 2k 25
Chest? We can literally customize every single part. He has abs underneath the fat.
He's got a six-pack underneath the beer belly. There's just a lot of visceral fat.
stomach? Nah, bro, leave it. Back. Leave it. Upper legs. He's very, he's very athletic,
But that damn stubborn belly fat man
That goddamn belly fat man
The box
Then he's built like that guy from the minions
Shit.
Alright, not bad, not bad.
Tight and weight.
What?
Does this...
Can you see it?
Shit.
He looks like a guy from Dark Souls.
This guy would literally have like a slowed-delayed arm attack.
An Elbin Ring.
Should I-
I might make him 7-0, so he just like looks over all the other players.
Alright, let's see. I could make him a Harkinin.
Fine.
He could be, do people still say 6-7?
Did the kids still say that?
Let's go 7.
I don't know, bro.
I don't know.
If people have the game early access, there might be some crashed, uh, playstations.
you
Revert changes.
Crowd reaction.
What?
Personality trait.
What the hell?
Egotistical?
But he's respectful.
Okay, he's desperate.
Oh shit. But he's loyal.
He's a coward.
But he's disciplined.
And he is from...
Where is he from?
That's my new!
Oh, you can change all the different crowd signs.
Wow.
Yeah, that's quick, it changes.
Side plates? What are side plates?
Yeah, what are side plates?
Money bags. Money bags.
Double money.
There it is.
Yeah, he doesn't mess around, alright? I told you.
He works at a dealership. He comes here sometimes.
Fighting style.
No hold is ever wasted.
Powerhouses are the unsolvable force of nature.
Their raw power produces earth-shattering strikes.
Giant.
They tower above their opponent.
Okay.
All right
Okay, wait, uh, let me see
you
You
Or we go insane
And we go full Elden Ring mob at this point. This is like an Elden Ring mob character creator
We could go like we could go with this material
What the hell oh my god wait material black light
You change the material
You make your hair glow.
Two tone color.
Okay, this looks like my the cables in my gaming PC.
Yeah, I might just make a black hair, dude. I might just make a black hair.
Morning, pink. It takes, it's very intense.
All right, let me change it to regular though the glow is very intense
Should we go red
All right, great
Shine get the shine out of here
His face looks too normal. I was I wasn't able to change it a lot
I think I was just bad with the character creator
Can you turn up the music?
It's not loud enough?
I might do no facial hair.
Yeah, no facial hair.
Well, let me see.
Can we do a line to draw the neck?
you
You
I
Yeah, he came from work he might actually if there's a suit and tie he'll be in a suit and tie
I need regular glasses
Just straight up regular glasses
Those ones aren't bad the first couple those ones are decent
Here's things mass cap head accessory face cover headwear
High collar clothing
Dr. Jerry.
What the hell?
What happened?
Am I supposed to preview this?
It doesn't load.
What the hell, man?
Wait, what, but that's it?
Oh, entrance attire.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You can't you can't use okay the hair
Oh shit
That's crazy mad oh
Shit
Let me look at some other clothing.
There must be other stuff.
Upper body tops.
Oh yeah, right here.
Perfect.
He just got out of work.
Do we have a blazer?
Actually, uh, no, no, no, no blazer, no blazer.
you
I
Jerry where are you bad? All right
Hey, what up man?
Well, I'm doing a little keyboard.
What's up man?
I've been trying a little keyboard.
I'm good man, I can barely hear you, the music's so loud.
Alright, great. Are you going to go to it?
Uh, baby?
Let's meet baby.
What?
I'm not gonna play with you. You're green. I don't play with breasts.
I don't know what he said. He was gonna play with somebody. I don't know who.
Are you still here? Your name's still here.
Say what I'm at.
Oh, okay, OP choice.
Randy?
My good luck, man.
It's my first match ever in 2K26.
First match. No pressure.
Is Randy your favorite superstar?
All right, let's wait. Let's wait. He doesn't want to talk. He doesn't have a mic.
Oh, yeah, I hear you hear myself
The superstar that brings tremendous focus to his work in the ring
Is
In the ring, he's convinced to have a test to win the match.
Some call it foolishness, or I'll call it low earned confidence.
And that is a confidence that has taken many superstars to the highest of levels.
And you will be on your toes whenever you're facing up against the hate that's brought to you.
The man is Motherfucker!
Come on, bud!
Get down here!
Exactly where I wanted ya!
Come on!
Yeah!
Let me get up here. Let me get up here.
Stand down. Stay right there. Stay right there.
Don't move. Don't move.
Oh, at too high a risk, it was on the ground.
Quick maneuvering, managing to avoid that piece of offense.
How would you do that?
Come on, man.
Oh, I need the turnbuckle and shaking the hole.
I've got to go back to work.
Let's end this.
In bless of the land, Mr. Meef, I want to cruddy-blot.
I've got to go back to work.
Oh
What that purple bar means
Okay, okay hold on hold on stay there man
Just kidding. Just kidding. Just kidding.
Just kidding, buddy. Just kidding.
Just kidding, man.
Come on, man!
Come on!
Come on. You didn't get that item?
What the hell, shit? What the hell, shit?
How are you, Rick? What the hell, shit?
What the hell, shit? Let me get back. Let me get back.
Let me teach you something.
Oh!
Ha!
Ah!
Yeah!
I'm teaching to save the Semahman!
And that was a successful bit of offense with that, but it won't...
Oh no.
Ah, it connects!
Big off!
The turns are right out!
No!
Ah!
Bad breaker!
Oh, my God. What is this?
Oh, no.
Give me a second, Sonny. Give me a second.
Oh no. Give me a second, Sonny. Give me a second. Give me a second. Damn it, boy.
I
There it is it's over. It's over
Some resistance
They're not going anywhere, man!
They're not going anywhere!
Go back in! Go back in!
Go back in!
Get back out! Get back out!
You're done. You're done.
Really? Really?
How dare you! I gotta get back to work!
You're kidding.
You're kidding. Give me a minute.
Give me a minute to recover.
Not again, not again.
Let's see what's going on here.
Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey!
And referee cuts off the county line.
It might be stubble this way.
My turn.
He's been losing to stay down here.
Randy Orton!
What is the hurt?
The vibrate in the rally.
My turn!
Get up, get up!
There's really so much more to take.
Come on!
Hey!
Oh, God.
Ah!
What are you doing what are you doing what did I tell you I gotta go to work
that's the first
with the camera
that's the end of that
what's that tell you
really
alright get up
get up then
you're not determined
What are you going to get now? Another stick. Another stick.
You have to have this a little bit.
Hey, you have to touch it. You have to touch it.
You have to touch it.
Nice try, man. Nice try. Nice try, bro.
I just realized the crowd looks real.
Yo, I just won, dude. Holy crap, man. Undefeated.
Oh, we got a elimination chamber.
149 MS.
The blood expression is set to on.
Let's see who's playing this.
Come on, now let me in.
You maxed out your character, buddy.
Oh, really?
I swear this lobby just broke my game.
I might need a restart here.
Yeah, I think I might need a restart here.
Unless I can!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me restart.
I think that lobby was a little weird.
Let me try again here.
I could customize him further and give him some new finishers.
I do have kind of whatever finishers.
I could.
I need to see how to do it though.
Jerry!
One, oh, I'm surprised, dude.
I thought I was going to get owned.
Why'd you hover over Slay the Spire? I mean, I beat my first run.
Feels good.
Alright, how do I give him, um, let me see, home creations?
How do I give him new moves?
What's this signature gonna be?
Oh wait, was it in move set? Not in this?
Yeah, we could do a beach episode and give him flip-flops and some Hawaiian shorts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think we might do that.
All right Jerry's officially clocked out. He's on vacation, but he needs to kick some punks ass
All right, I don't want to do this but sometimes you gotta do this
Yeah, they're just like straight-up damn t-shirt.
Jerry on vacation?
Oh, there's a bunch more shorts-shirts down here.
I think it was the first one.
Sure it's not bad.
oh my god oh shit yes where's the first shirt
Well, this one works I'll take this one that one's good and then we need shorts
remove wrestling tights socks bottoms
Yo, insane jeans.
Nah, dude, he's ready.
We need, like, pineapples.
We need, like, uh...
you
Oh, dude that was like hilarious if you could pull that off
are the splash facebreaker where's belly slam
there's so many there's so many atomic
drop. Yeah there's so many!
Bonsai drop?
Oh
Bonsai drops alright
Dude there's so much I can't I'm overwhelmed
Helicopter throw
I
Don't see helicopter throw
That one's kind of sick
Naptime?
All right, I'll do a Queen Suplex.
a queen suplex. Yaku's like kick? Oh yeah I already did that one. The worm?
X Factor all right. He's ready. He's ready. Yeah, there's so much customization.
That's impressive. You can do a lot.
Alright, lobbies. Let's see who's out there.
Come on!
Where's my boy at?
Open to public.
Alright, I'm 1-0.
Hold on Jack, I got a piss, hold up.
the
He's gonna break my ass.
I'm gonna kill him.
He's gonna break my ass.
I
You hear me, bro. Hey, yeah, what up, bro?
Are you playing that OP character playing John Cena?
What the f**k are you doing?
Let me show you your bag. It's a new generation, John.
You're not coming back. Stay retired.
Come on, man.
turnbuckle here. Sina turning things around.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Well, even with this, he's going to be upset.
Say out of my ring.
You left it already.
See anything?
See how I look at you.
See how I stare at you.
Come back in. Come back in.
Just kidding. Just kidding.
Get out of here. Get out of here.
Oh my god, man!
And the man that he considered the greatest of all time, playing with the crowd.
I understand getting yourself fired up, but he needs to stand up.
Just kidding, just kidding. That did not hurt.
Let me in, let me in.
Oh, Johnny Boy!
Come on!
I
Humans in the ring anymore
Wrestling league
And I'm yielding showing of authority no two ways about it
Oh
What's your plan here boy
Continues to dish out punishment notification right now. I'm enjoying this
That's okay, it's okay
Oh my god, come on! Come on!
It's going too far away, after all.
Oh!
Oh my god!
It's going too far away, after all.
Oh, it's going too far away.
Oh no.
Oh, it's going too far away.
Oh no!
Oh, look at this, out to the air.
Oh, wow!
What now, big buddy?
That was messed up. That was messed up.
Now it's messed up, Jonathan!
Oh, God.
Come on, come on!
Come on!
I don't think I'm in the corner for something here.
Ah!
Sugar tackle after sugar tackle!
Wait!
Wait...
There's Dennis!
No!
I'm a crazy guy!
Come on!
No!
There's Dennis!
Stop!
No!
Stop!
No!
I want to show you something get up
Please, Johnny. Please.
Come home.
Mother's worried.
Please.
Did you kill him?
She moved it.
It doesn't have to be like this.
That's just disrespect right there.
I like it.
Disrespect right there, I like it.
You're done here. You're done here.
You're done. You're done.
Can you see the side steps?
No!
It's to stay on the ground.
Gotta hurt.
Oh, I am the best!
Very good, but Jesus.
The rough move, guys!
Are you done? Are you done, Johnny?
No.
I'll be giving you a hug.
I'll give you a hug.
I'll be giving you a hug.
Now come back home, Johnny.
In fact, I don't have a knife, so I'm going to do it.
GG, man.
Superflak.
Yo, Jerry is 2 and 0.
Jerry is 2 and 0 right now.
Okay, we got another one.
Hey, yo, what up, man?
Let me just lock in real quick.
How did you mute your mic? Oh, you can't tell me cuz you're muted
I wonder if Jerry is under J
It is
Hey guys, just left his own lobby
Love this own lobby
We're in we're in
Okay, I see what if this if this bugs me again, I see what the bug is when someone turns blood
on I think it messes up the lobby.
Yeah.
Yep.
There's something about the blood when you try to go into a lobby that it just it
makes up and messes up.
Yeah, I think the thing is if I turn blood on in my lobby, then I don't know if other
people will get hit with the same error and then not be able to connect.
The same thing might happen.
So if I turn blood on the other same things happen, most people don't have it on.
All right, hey, I'm doing oh man. I didn't I didn't think I was gonna go pro in this but uh, maybe this is my calling
Who else is out there? I'll make one. I
I want to do it two on two. Maybe we do it to be to actually
I love all of you. Let me see. We'll do it two on two lobby
panel four way
four-way all right who's out there I can equip myself with a ladder alright yeah
Yeah, what happened?
Yeah, a new year, new 2K!
WWE!
Are we going customs?
Okay.
Your guy looks like, those stats are a little padded.
Okay, we got a battle here
Oh, we got another one what I'm at. Yo, we need one more
You're looking a little OP there.
I
Need one more and we got a friend
Okay, someone's gonna show up
There's gonna be one guy refreshing the lobbies
How we feeling now you guys like in this game
What yeah you guys get them every year
I
Can try to remake in the lobby someone connected in DC and so I don't know
All right search for my lobby restart again, all right
Normal fatal four way
The guy had a giant a hundred character to of course
Yeah, that's not a lot of air, okay?
That's why I'm trying, that's why I'm a lot of air.
Alright, nice.
I mean it's early right I think it officially comes out in a couple of
days
I need to go back to 1v1s.
Damn, that 4-way would be funny, but let's do 1v1s.
All right, let's see here.
Bike is open, I'm aware.
Oh, I'm aware, buddy.
come on bros somebody please who's out there
Yeah, what happened let me try one more time search lobbies refresh
I miss it normal one-on-one
Who's out there who's out there come on
Most people play career mode. Yeah, I don't think a lot of people do like go right into 1v1 online
Making it public would help
Now before we're getting games, I'm downloading Wait For Me, how many more gigs do you have?
Give me five, it's a material.
It's a material.
Give me five, it's a material.
If there's a ringing when you talk tonight.
Come on, man.
Not a single person?
Maybe I'm bugged.
Or someone else has a lobby.
Hey!
oh this guy made one hey I would have all right I hope you're ready man I'm
undefeated
I've been down.
Alright.
He looks pretty strong man.
Do you follow WWE?
Okay, here we go.
Smackdown.
Oh my god.
Oh man.
What are you doing?
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
OK.
Move, one step back there.
Are you done?
You're done?
This gets tossed out the hard way.
Next time you come back in the ring,
think about what you did.
You can get these back into the ring.
Oh, did you hear that?
What did I say?
Oh, he gets just thrown it out of the ring.
You want to come back in the house?
Apologize we go get a beer
A bit showing no fear no intimation are you ready to you ready to apologize, huh?
Get out of here!
Come on, Matt!
Oh God, did you hit your head? I'm sorry!
Get back in here, get back in here!
Just kidding, just kidding.
I
Go back in
It's over ref called the game it's over
What are you doing?
Really?
Oh!
Hey!
Really?
Oh!
Get out of here, Matt.
What are you doing, dude?
What are you doing?
Stop.
Okay?
Stand up. Stand up.
Stand up.
Ah!
Here we go!
Oh, Slam!
We've seen that win matches with us!
I don't have any back!
I'm glad that we were so successful this time.
All that work on these people.
No more, no more, please!
Left out!
Ah!
Bigger than that!
This has to be over.
Kick it out before the count.
That's smart.
Take it easy on the catcher.
Ah!
Oh!
There you go.
Ah!
Base flash!
Not again!
It's the push!
He breaks the ropes.
Count before two.
He might abuse everything he has.
Wait, wait.
He got the help.
Climbing up to the top.
Give me a minute.
Blast off!
Ah!
Can't catch!
back in the ring flying ringside
with accuracy
with a little entry this is showing zero restraint wait wait
the fish showing any remorse thank you thank you
we got back in the best closet so got the adulation
Let me in. Let me in.
My turn. My turn, buddy. My turn.
You're done here. You're done.
Get out of here.
Oh yeah!
Come on!
We are going to fly!
What a barrage of stocks!
Boom!
Slip, Kuro, flies his mouth!
Wow!
Boom, left the misses down, give us BDA!
His arm shot at the Mabiko!
Really?
Okay! How about this?
What's that?
Wow!
Are you done now?
He's absolutely running low in the time here.
I don't think he's going to last much longer.
You done?
He's going to have a shot point.
But there's now lacking any sign of his distance.
I guess I'm in trouble getting his bearings.
Oh, oh, right.
Get back up.
Get out of here now.
Ah!
Come on.
Ah!
They're showing how much punishment he can withstand
What are you doing, boy?
Come on!
You gotta be done. You gotta be done here.
Let me get up! Let me get up! Let me get up!
I'm not out. I'm not out.
I'm not done.
You can't count me out.
That's just disrespect right there.
Come on.
Get your envoy!
Yes!
That's not the attack that I'm going for.
Great dog is a dog in there.
Oh!
Who would he stop that offense?
And now have a look outside.
Oh my.
And he comes in a little instead.
Ah!
Oh, God, leave him alone.
No!
Here we go!
Ah!
Once more!
I'm still alive!
Come on!
No more!
I'm sorry, Southern. At least one more time.
Ah!
No, no, no.
No!
Ah!
This is a little time-castic, baby.
And so there, this man is indeed the jet jet.
Get on!
Come on, boy! Get back down!
Spick Shader's stunned!
Come on!
No. No!
Come on!
Double Black Chando, blue light.
No!
Oh, my God!
Bubble Slam.
We've seen that ring out of it.
Ready, down my deep care.
My food bill moved.
And the head of the stick in the arsenal was not enough.
She blacks cancel that move.
Here we go.
He thinks this is it.
Makes a cut.
NOOOOO!
BAM!
GG man, GG
Close game bro, close game
I still consider myself undefeated
Whatever man, whatever dude
Royal Rumble?
There's no way you're getting that many players
There's no way
I'll do another one on one. No, no, no, no, no, that was practice right there
I'm just on this guy real quick. I'm just on this guy real quick
Yeah, he doesn't have a mic so I'm just gonna own him and then he can't say anything so I'll get
Yeah
You're going down bro. You're going down here
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Really, really?
Oh, yeah.
What's your plan?
Wow. Wow.
Really?
I'm gonna end this real quick, bro. Okay?
I'm gonna be done after what I do to you. I'm gonna be done.
The career's over after this. Get up. Get up.
You're gonna need a chair.
I
Said you can do that
We got a wonder if there's more animosity this previously thought
You know that you have to no plan on the picking of violent strategy and poor rolliness.
Now is the time for a sweeper to get invented.
Keep the A degree of conflicting damage on their opponents.
Gretta Brock having trouble gauging his offense.
Gretta Brock is now showing the techniques of the thug bro.
That was a show of control and aggression.
Something they want to keep up with.
YEEEAH!
I'm back in. I'm back in here. Come on. There you go. That's better. That's better.
Are you done? You're done. You're done. You're done. You're done. You're done. You're done.
I
He was actually done
Hey, what up, bro, I
Don't know man. I've owned everybody. Oh, he left. Okay. Okay, bro. Okay. Oh, all right, dude
Now that guy's lobby wait no matter what it bugs it if even if you hit no if you join
any
you
You
Hey yo, what up bruh?
Good luck.
Oh my god.
Alright, good luck brother.
Here we go.
Oh, hey, you tripped back!
You tripped back!
You tripped!
Ah, Seamus!
Get back in here.
Get back in here. Come on.
Come on. I forgive you.
Ah, I forgive you.
Come on.
Come on, man.
Come on boy!
Hey! Hey!
Come on boy!
A bit of a miscalculation there.
I'll say, now, basically, starting the match,
moves the way.
Any exits to ring?
Better watch the count.
You better exit. You better exit.
Leave now! Leave now!
Oh, back in the parking lot.
I'm gonna pretend I didn't just feel that. Alright, I'm gonna pretend you didn't just do that.
Root ass piece of shit.
Really? Really?
Really?
Raph, hold them back.
I'm going to kick his ass.
Hold them back.
We're all good.
Come on, man!
Ah!
Turnbuckle!
Gow to the mat!
Stop.
Ah!
Stop!
Ah!
Over the tab before the point, Sheamus might have something to celebrate after that one.
What the hell is this?
And Sheamus would get both the point from the crowd.
No
What I didn't do here you're so good
Why are the triangles so fast?
Oh
What a big boy!
No, no, no, no!
Yeah!
Now it will stop them.
Yeah!
Man, counter from the Captain.
Yeah!
Good defense from him.
It hit all the boy!
It's gone.
It's gone!
Just like that, he manages to kick him off and away.
All right, all right, all right.
Let's think about that.
This guy, this guy's a WWE-er.
He's completely dismantling me.
Oh my god!
Let me just lay here for a second, please.
Give me a minute.
My blood pressure is peaking.
Oh
Please stop
Please
I don't know how to get out of this
You're so late with your triangles
That's all I'm going to destroy.
destroy
You win
Ren 2v1 help me
Help me dude
There's a defense on his part, man!
Oh my god!
And these superstars are seemingly at a stalemate, but...
...until he's...
I have brain damage now.
Please stop.
Please.
I only do this to support my family!
AHH!
the
Oh
You think you're the first guy who's me and me?
Come on now!
The referee was in the way, and the boys hit the wall in turn.
It's over!
It's a straight side!
He is just shooting off the electricity from the WJ!
Hey!
What?
You're gonna be starting for the time!
Come on, boy!
You don't like this, boy?
Come on, boy!
Yeah!
Shadda's got the attack.
Why is there a wound in my face?
No!
What the hell is going on in the corner?
It crashes to the back!
No!
Stop!
What is this?
My arm's standing.
Stop! Stop! Stop slapping me!
Stop!
You're having too much fun now! You messed up!
Stop!
Oh my god!
Did that work?
There's no way!
There's no way holy shit that guy was like I was so good
All right
Yeah, I was missing every triangle
Oh shit, okay. Oh here we go here we go here we go of course of course
The thing is if you turn blood on it's not it man it's not it
Why is his name Jerry that was his the name his mother gave him at birth?
Yeah, yeah.
Does it say if there's blood on the right?
Oh, it does.
Yeah.
Good.
Yeah.
I mean no one connected it.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
I got what I bullets.
Okay, twenty-six.
No customs, no, no customs.
Really?
Yo, Sheamus is on my team.
You can have Catbat.
I'm going to play this guy right here.
Oh my god!
This guy
He's playing his childhood bunny
Well, you're gonna need the undertaker again shame is I hope you guys are ready this guy's x
WWE pro 2k 1 2 3 4 5 and gonna be
pro at 2k 26
Alright Seamus, you do it out man, I'm gonna chill here, alright?
Mess them up!
I'm gonna watch you!
Woah.
Oh shit.
Woah.
Oh
Next who's next
Oh
Shit
Oh my god
No, is the underpainter still alive?
He has a podcast.
Of course.
Ocean of Seamus.
Yeah, you guys are going to be scared of this guy.
This guy's insane.
He's crazy.
Oh my god.
I have the best intro your guys's intro suck
The tortured powerhouse Eric Rowe.
Whoa.
Damn, I'm sick.
I look like a Dead by Daylight character.
But he's always been an impressive and frightening competitor.
And he's always had that disturbed Wyatt's connection in his blood.
So there's no surprise to see him join up with the Wyatt 6.
Yeah
All right, Shamus do your thing brah are gonna sound gonna be on the side and it'll be on this
Wait
All right, you got this man
You got it, man!
That's a mob, bro!
I may help you.
Hey! Get away from my butt!
you
You
I
Real man
You know this game's on PlayStation switch and Xbox and PC available now, oh well, you already know you bought it
All right, what are we doing here? What are the rules?
I'm going to let your boys fight, all right?
I'm going to let your boys mingle in here, all right?
I'm going to watch.
I'm going to grab my ladder.
All right.
I
I got a chance at one of the lights.
Honestly, having someone run in for you isn't the worst idea.
We're doing the best job just to take full advantage of the environment.
We have to follow the heart of TLC.
I feel like the best you've done here.
There are a lot of shots.
Don't get shot.
Use the lawlessness to your advantage.
You must be in that.
There we go.
But I can't bear the walls.
So much disdain with these dirty shots.
Something
Let me fix the lights
Maintenance
Are you serious right now? Don't do this right now. You don't want this heat.
I said you don't want this, bro!
Come on, bro!
What are you doing, bro?
Let's get serious injury.
I said get out of here, bro!
Stop there
How do you climb what's the button I got it I got it
This is the chance.
Really?
No!
Ah!
Stop him, teammate. Stop it!
What just happened?
Just cannot resist the chance to deliver a high-impact loot from the line.
The high-risk payout.
He's being measured.
Ah!
Oh, really? Really?
Really?
Ah! Give me the chair. Give me the chair.
What are you doing?
Oh shit!
Hey there, who's my teammate?
Who's my teammate?
Oh shit!
Who's my teammate?
Oh, okay!
Stand up, stand up!
Oh!
Oh, very well done.
Thank you, man.
I'm going to go for the next round.
Really?
You're gonna hurt someone with that, Matt?
Put that down, bro!
Really?
I see how it is.
Really?
Really.
I see how it is.
Think about what you've done.
Yeah, stop him!
Once again, that is not what Chaird recreated for.
No, no.
Oh!
You can't talk to me!
I'm going to turn my face to the top!
Really?
There's a crushing impact on the outside kids!
Do not try that at home!
That's gonna do everything you can to get back from that fight!
I
Don't wait to hurt
I'm in guys, I'm in what did I miss what did I miss?
Is this where the light needs a quick sync let me see let me take a look
We take a look
Mr. We got here
All right, let me see it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that was close!
Oh, God!
That was a great play.
Ha-ha!
Dang it!
Get him down! Get him down there!
And I'm down, everybody!
I'm stuck!
Alright, I got it. I got the light bulb. I got the bulb.
I got the bulb, boys.
I'll take it from here.
Yep, that's it.
Hello?
you
Oh
We're gonna die man 74 verse 99 you're dead bro. You're dead
I
Okay, bro, you left okay, I think you left
I
Scream oh see
Where was that oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh
We gotta go. Okay. Let me just own this guy real quick and we can go. Yeah, he seems bad. I
know what I'm on
Good luck, Mark. Good luck.
All right, let's go again here.
Oh, shoot!
He's on the cover of the game.
He's not only that, he is a FALSE PROPHET!
I coulda told you that when he was shaving his hands.
He was just jealous because he took the matches from you.
Did he come out of those truities and got something even better than that?
Okay, okay!
Someone died from epilepsy.
Oh you have no idea what's about to come out bro you have no idea
Oh shit
You like what you see? You like it? Yeah
They love it. They love me.
I think he's going to bring us tonight. He's going to be competing at this high level.
Yeah, what is this piss filter?
Alright, come on, meet me in the middle.
Meet me in the middle.
Let's go.
Come on now!
On a moment's notice, this is gonna be a fight.
They are getting fumbled, and after adding a pointy scene,
they're gonna shoot for the spot.
This is the car attack squad. They expected some damage there.
Come on now!
Kicked it on mid-section.
very dangerous
what's up man?
what's up dude?
they love me
you better go in
Oh, you better tower in fear.
Oh my f**k!
His body's shuffling the effects of this match.
Another one.
If the longer this match goes on, the harder things are gonna get.
Ah!
Oh, sh**t!
The cut-up, the gift from Puck.
Ah!
Here we go. Here's the pin.
Really? You're gonna pin me here, man. You think you're gonna win here? You think you're gonna?
He is far from being put away here. That's for certain.
Oh my gosh.
Oh yeah, right there, right there.
Thank you. Oh my god. Thank you so much.
You got the knot out. Holy shit.
It's not going to be for years.
Thank you.
No, no, no!
Oh, what's he thinking here?
No!
That DDT is stamina is going to be here.
I want to see him bumping.
I think something worked the opposition.
This is a problem, but what's the problem?
Let me get up.
Oh, driving the animal.
Oh
Oh my god the counter
I
Did it's always late
Okay
I wasn't always late
Give me a minute.
Oh no.
Dude, it's always late.
But a barrage of stops.
I don't fucking understand much more than this.
It means the founder went to run for his fortune.
Oh my god.
Ow.
Oh shit!
I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay.
Shit, I just went to hell.
Come on man, alright, alright.
Uh huh, uh huh.
at least until you start adding on those effects,
The pictures
Okay, bro, let's do it man. Let's go
Easy. He's done.
It's over.
You're lucky. You're lucky there.
That would have been the end of you.
He's done. He's done. GG.
He's done. He's done. That's over. Gigi.
Oh
You're gonna leave that way, huh?
You think you can just do that? You think you can just do that, huh?
You're the ringer tonight, you know exactly what you're getting into when you sign up for this.
Let that sit out of here. We don't want your trash in the ring, buddy.
We don't want your trash in the ring, buddy.
Oh, man! It's a big one, huh?
He's trying to get the ring on!
He goes for the kick on!
Okay, okay!
Who's the other guy?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding?
Who's the other guy?
Come on boy!
Got him in the corner now.
What a right hand, that'll help.
Oh, there you go, man.
Nice try, nice try.
That's over.
Good time, good time.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Little on fire.
All right, good night.
Good night.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Still a lot of time.
All right, good night.
Good night.
Strong kick out there.
Really.
Really, bro.
Come on, the end.
Really, bro.
Okay, okay, okay.
Roll out of here.
Think about what you did.
Okay, okay, okay!
Roll out of here think about what you've done think about what you did
Think about it
He gets into the ring I'm going back in
I'm leaving and I come back now don't leave man. Don't leave come back hey
All right, take five, take five.
Hey, hey, what are you doing?
What are you doing, man?
You want a show?
You got to give them a show.
Oh, my God!
Oh my god!
Stop.
You're stalling, man. I get it. I get it.
I get you're stalling. I understand.
I'm done though okay I'm done back to the ring
Back to the ring
Yet
Get up.
Really?
I'm lucky you didn't hit the stairs.
Nice try, nice try, nice try.
Oh, face first!
Uh-oh.
Oh my god! I felt that too!
And he re-enters into the ring.
Oh, is there no countdown?
One more!
Oh
Is it over are you done?
There you go
Nice drama
Really? Really?
He's sort of dodging that
You caught me a lot here that's what matters
I didn't know I had this.
You caught me so much.
Thank you.
I knew it!
Whoa!
Thank you!
I knew it, oh my god! Thank you!
Dude, it's the Giants hug.
I hug him so hard he needs the DC.
I mean the game isn't fully out for like three four days. I think this is like the super expensive version
Yeah, I'm gonna switch games here.
Bro, you shut up!
Customs man!
Get me out of here.
I need Joe get sir. I'm probably gonna play something else after this
Same six people it is isn't it
Yeah, let's play something else.
That was cool.
That was lit.
I would be happier Mario Kart 1 win or I try a pair of Greenow
How's the reviews? Yeah, or I could try this game.
Okay, Mario Kart 1 win.
Let's go.
I'm pretty sure we're already locked and loaded as well.
I think we are.
Switch, what are you doing?
Wake up.
I don't know why it's not working.
Oh, there we go.
Already ready to go.
All right, come on.
Start software.
We're already loaded in.
Already ready to go.
All right, who's out there?
What was the AI build?
Wasn't it Bowser?
I think I set up the AI build before.
Let me see.
Why do you do this to yourself before the weekend?
Is this where all the insane sweats around the world come out and play this shit?
All right, hold on WL WL WL top three all right top three
Okay, cuz this is top three matters in this
Okay, dude, it's like literally all but no one plays this game anymore
Japan Lobby?
What the hell is this?
It is not all about tennis now.
Even tennis had a lot of bots.
and
Okay, buddy
I wasted that
Desperately need more coins like I just saved my life
It's got triple red that he's not popping and he's about to shoot it at me
Okay, yeah, that was the worst time
It couldn't have been a shittier time
They're joking
Wow
Wow, GK.
Oh! Oh!
Axe!
Oh my god.
That was the most bullshit lightning, YOLO?
We'll take it.
What up, boys?
In the match, 20 coins, and we're in.
I hate them.
Still a natural.
It's okay, it's okay, whatever.
Okay, it's okay.
Oh my.
Oh, that was close.
Oh that was close. I swear that guy is the dude who keeps hitting me.
Good combo.
Oh my god!
This is a great ending combo here.
Nooooooooooooo!
It's ok.
Everybody lost their shit.
Ok.
DRAFT!
It's okay, it's fine.
Right, right, sure.
right right sure everybody's got mushrooms for days
oh my god
Oh shit.
No, no, no!
Dude, there's so far.
I'll take those.
Yikes.
Yikes. Launch it.
Winnable, winnable, winnable. Pop, pop, pop, clow.
Ready ready oh
God made
All right there's nothing God like about that
They're kidding bro, why attack me when the top two are shitting on us?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
You still have a lot of time.
Oh my god!
Alright, as long as no one has a lightning, this is beautiful.
Alright, Thunder Strike.
Yes, yes!
Oh
My god get shit on fuck that guy dude
That guy bro, all right, this is where it counts
Oh my god, I tagged him in the
Are you kidding?
What just bounced on my head?
some bullshit oh my god what I think it's chain like a trumpet a trumpet
trumpet whatever the hell is called just spawn on my head these matches are
insane dude the intensity involved I don't this isn't healthy this isn't
healthy. How good is this guy? That's a strat. Okay. Really? He actually might win it. Wow.
That should have been me. This guy has the AI build too. What a noob.
How dare you dude.
Wow man!
That was a good first attempt, I gotta say. That was great.
It was well done.
Why is the Nintendo Switch to almost $500? Uh, Terrips, etc?
Oh my okay, they heard me about the box
All right, we got a lock-in brother. Hope the whole lobbies has heartbeats
All right, here we go. Here we go
Here we go here we go
All right
get away from me again don't touch me don't touch me why bro why
it feels like the type of lobby that I might lose and get eliminated in the top 20 that's
That's what this feels like right now.
That was my last item I need to pray.
Oh my god, don't attack me dude.
Thank you, thank you, oh my god!
No...
No!
I'm going to get a draft!
Okay.
Did a draft is the most clutch thing.
Dude.
What are we doing?
Really?
Oh, it's a battle back here!
I don't give me a bullet.
That's zero coins?
That may have been our complete waste.
Two coins, by the way. Two coins.
uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh
No, put that on!
One shroom dude, one shroom.
I did one more mushroom man
You're kidding dude Wow
Give me something man
no speed oh my god I went to the dirt thinking I was gonna get a speed oh my
dude I'm already raging internally this game such a piece of shit holy fuck
I still think Nintendo makes games they try to they try to psychologically harm
Okay, I don't trust their methods.
There's going to be a study.
Whatever man, let me see, how does this guy do it?
How did he own so hard?
This guy's playing the main dude on the cover of the game
Is that the is that the strat?
Like how do you keep a lead? I'm gonna get hit by three blue shells a red shell something
There it is. Okay.
If he recovers, that would be insane.
Seems like everybody is using this car.
Are all the first places that are using this car?
Mate, you're just bad.
This guy's first place and has a speaker.
Has not taken a single hit.
Oh!
That worked out.
This is honestly bullshit.
If anyone else was in first place there had been 20 items being thrown at them.
I've never seen someone so uncontested in first place for this long.
What?
No way.
Max clients?
I'm changing my build up a little bit.
No more browser, we're going to go nab it, nab it with this car, send it.
way of messing around anymore join up boys join up
I
Srella like one person connected I joined an already going lobby
Oh, there it is
How many people all right
Hi, here we go here we go
already winning boys screenshot it photoshop it the six out of six right
of
All good, all good, good start, I'll take it, already 20, better do better than last time.
That first part is the bot check.
Now no one's the bot now.
The threshold has been thresholded.
Oh, Matthew, Matthew, Matthew.
Piece of shit.
Right!
Insane timing, thank you!
Hold, hold, hold!
I'm using this as defense.
Really, dude, really?
That was the most unfortunate thing that could have happened.
No more items.
Lots of boosts.
I might not cross here.
Oh, I'm good.
Right.
That's not bad, that's not bad, that's not bad, that's bad, that's so stupid!
I think that just cost me everything.
Oh my, oh my, oh my god.
Oh my dude, come on buddy.
I don't want to get red-shelled!
What the f***?
What the f*** outta here?
What the f*** outta here, dude?
What the f*** outta here?
That's such bullshit, bro.
Whatever, man.
whatever whatever
Oh
Just shoot you back
I don't wanna see a full match, full lobby, full lobby.
Little Timmy.
Let me see, let me see.
Let's see okay, okay
This is doable. It's gonna be a little tough, but this is doable.
Right! Right!
Okay.
me bro, drop me dude. Great job, great job. God damn, I'm good. Right.
I'm not losing to Lil Timmy. Not much I know.
Holy shit.
Come on buddy!
Why's that bomb not dropped anywhere?
The worst item I have right now
Really really
I think we're good, I think we're good that lightning just cleared everybody shit
Nice. I'm out.
Little Penny's still in.
Oh my god!
All right, this is just like a bunch of the worst shit I've ever seen happen
BAMBAREEE!
PLEASE!
That's okay, only four more laps to go, by the way.
Something that was worth it.
Yikes.
There's just a reset.
This will not last
What a hit dude, what a hit
Okay
Oh my god!
You stole my bananas.
That was the only defense or offense against first place.
Literally stole it.
Oh!
I ghosted!
Oh my god!
That was the most insane time ghost.
What the hell, little Timmy?
Yikes.
Come on, aww, shit.
Please, please, please, please, please.
Red shell ink.
Yeah, these are the worst items, even though the jump I know you can use as a defense item.
What the fuck?
How is he here?
Oh, Red Shell's a triple wreck behind us, by the way.
Oh my God, oh my God, what?
Whoa!
Fuck this game, dude.
Oh my God, this game is actually,
who's the shirt?
of
get out of my way, get out of my way.
No way I screwed up.
No! Save, save!
Oh
Who saves that?
Oh my god
It's nice
buddy someone blue shell this guy you won dude he won straight shot nothing to
beat him with
he's gone
right
Second place, man.
That guy straight shot into a whole match.
He took shortcuts.
I think he just had a really good process of the last leg of the race and had no resistance.
I
Oh my god!
All right, can I actually do this?
All right, here we go. Here we go.
Yeah, these races are exhausting, dude.
You gotta walk in for like 50 minutes of high speed.
That's intense.
Thank you for launching those right before I showed up.
Right.
Dude, are you serious right now?
Like...
No, I'm not going to pass the bot test.
Alright, I did.
That was a bad jump.
That was bad, really you followed me with the boomerang all the way there, you piece of
shit.
Oh my, dude, fuck this game, bro, fuck this game, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I already
feel my heart pounding through my chest. I can't.
Yup, alrighty.
Yeah, GJ.
No items obliterated at the end.
What the hell even is this?
Alright boys, you know where we're headed.
I give up on bad.
We don't know where we're headed boys.
this this game's still popular anyone still play this hello hello hello chat 24k top 2% still
where we landing where we landing
from one suffering to another suffering.
How many people how many people are in over the top I'll probably play this tomorrow
nice that's like eight full servers nobody playing this game yeah there's
some people there are some people boys there's some people play this
I can try to CS go now, oh there's no reason I'll play all these maps, but even though
I keep playing a lot of ancient.
I like him for not a lot you can't spell cases without CS
Only weak-minded individuals still pocket cases
That was fun and we're ten years ago
It's either a new generation or yeah
what's good team you'll low oh I'll be over me tomorrow draw it to the first
I'll play right side 80 and I need to figure out this new size change the
change shit oh I'm gonna I'm gonna do fuck dude what the hell if they change
the map yes there's no graveyard they fucking bulk and yes what yeah
There's no grave in it? Oh my god!
They have no idea. Oh, they changed it!
Hi bomb.
Wait, is there a new mid too?
Wait, they have three mids!
No way. I'll look for them at room.
I heard somebody yep one and
Interesting.
No!
Damn, I should have helped the side better.
Come on.
He's coming for father's.
And we won.
Okay.
Like I can.
Aw, that's a cute dog.
Ha ha ha ha.
Damn, man.
Damn.
4v2 with bomb.
I know, right?
2-nated spit.
man
up banana
Bara
they're coming B, they're coming B just for a take
up there Bara
Bara
And if I don't get tagged so hard, ah, that would have been good.
You tagged me and you like did it, like three times for the smells.
Save one more, and they down banana, easy, win.
Are we buying, are we buying?
It's my Amazon-ing and off.
Make sure you guys smoke, still.
I'll start re-killing them all, push down the middle.
What are you about some little boine make a manuscript?
Uh, I'm not sure what that is.
Where do you have them?
You need to be beat!
Oh my God!
One more.
dude what the hell bro I should attack them more yo the 5 7 is insane oh I
I shoulda shot him up more, man. That was bad.
No!
Goody good. Goody good.
Alright, the ops hitting today.
You're one try, bro. You got one round with the ops, and if you fuck it up, I'm taking over.
Alright.
All right, what on earth is it?
Wow, they don't like mid players.
Eps.
How do you have mid?
They're already here.
One more boiler.
Lane Lane, RDA.
That was the fastest rush up.
You're kidding! He was actually up there?
Good, I can't believe he was actually up there.
I jumped and it was too late.
I
Can't believe that jump up. Oh my god
Let's string it together
I got two kills with the off man. I did my job. I did my damn job, bro. I'm like selling
in my warm-up match. I did the team to step it up.
One of the maps.
Top of the 30.
One more.
Bomb speed, bomb speed you guys.
I see, that's bomb, that's bomb.
Trying not to die.
One was bomb, man, B.
Planting B, planting B.
Dude, what are these Beaks?
Yeah, that was such a wild peak.
It's not good, it's not good, it's not good.
Alright, we'll bring it back, we'll bring it back.
We're gonna bring it back right here.
one more, right side minute
two at their arch, careful behind you on B
got one in A site
you on B. Yeah, one in A site. Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh. Don't throw the clutch, don't throw
it the combat all right now we trickle the other way seven five
You know what actually diffuse yeah, they're totally gone being this round
You can literally hear him stepping forward.
Alright, that was their save.
Just getting hacked.
I'm gonna die doing this.
You know what? I'm glad he did that. I'm going to play side.
The problem with these 25,000 players, they all just look at profiles and instantly find
now, then I'm streaming. So these top-level quote-unquote players are fucking cringe.
I'll be...
So many comrades AB, get the up.
Counter-terrorists win.
I almost have directly caught that.
How'd you get up?
Oh, I was so fucking close.
Oh, I'm on my mark.
How about 10 and 6 with mega rigs?
What?
OK.
I don't follow.
Move and shoot.
Grenade!
I
Nice I'm gonna leave you there
I
Through so hard
I
Can't look up green
Why straight up there is an op on the floor was there?
You know your gloves all right do I make this peak?
Do I make this feed I'm selling everything
I'm sorry about you.
It's bomb, baby, a bomb.
Are you gonna meet me again?
Almost close.
They're trying to grab us.
I can't peek again. There's no way. He just stood there.
I feel an A push here.
They were saving there.
Yeah, I'm going to push them banana real quick and pop.
All right, I'm not going to throw any of you two.
Yeah, I'll flush them.
I think I was moving, maybe.
I think I was moving on the shot
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
What if we take 3 mid?
5-0 to 5-5 to 13-5.
Dude
What is this man
Throwing fire!
What's on the head?
Left.
Home.
Oh, shit!
Insane!
I got you.
Honestly, yeah, I can easily play it.
Easy boots.
I
Was rush be no stop for W
But the ball on bug on a bug on a bug on a bug on a bug on a bug on a bug on a bug
oh my god stop this guy keeps oh my god ruin the rider ruin the run and then
goes in and dies
she kept getting side moves by him
one on banana maybe it's you banana
I'm gonna run with CT, spamming smoke, pretty sure.
Oh, I got him, huh?
Church, church, church.
Watch this, here.
Follow up, dog!
And I run.
Alright, let's not die.
You got this, brother, you got this.
Oh, that's a nice block.
That's a rare block.
Interesting, interesting.
Nice.
Oh, get back! Get back!
Alright, rush bait on Saabalip.
I will smoke Molly.
Alright, where are we going to bait?
Hold rush bait.
We need this.
Thank you, thank you.
Look, there's a secret sticker on the handle.
You can see if you can see it.
That's all I need.
Thank you, on the ground, buddy.
Yeah, we should rush B to our A at mid.
Mid, mid, mid, mid.
A at mid, rush mid.
I'm going to go left side, okay uninstalling, uninstalling right now, uninstalling, two
research
Okay.
All right, let me correct this.
this. No. Alright, I hear the name. I hear the call of the one
I hear the call.
We're just one D3 of them real quick.
I hear the call boys.
We made it.
We crossed.
The call!
The call of the one D.
Oh yeah, one of them!
Another one, window, another window!
I have.
Human terrorist win.
Alright, they're coming back.
Wait, we're saving again?
Oh my god.
Okay.
Good to go.
Grenade out.
Three banana.
Where are you?
They're pushing, they're pushing.
Come on, come, come, come.
Come orange, come, come, come.
I
Orange get your mom hurry. Yeah, I don't know bro. What do we have a or what they just look bottom key ramp
They're gonna push banana here
He's a buddy.
Popping CT spawn probably.
Here you are alone, play it safe.
He's hopping CT.
Are they saving?
He's running. Yeah, he's gone. Mario Kart is more rage-inducing than CS, because Mario
Kart feels like everything is being thrown at you to make you downrank and erase.
There you go
Alright stand spot amazing
I
Here we go
That was a wicked nice shot, I did not buy fucking I gotta say dude Wow
I
Did that was such a nice shot? I'm not even mad. I was
I made that shot. I'd be like, oh my god
What the fuck?
Did you see that trip?
Dude, what was that?
He's gonna be like run-boosted or something.
No!
All of the signs have been used.
Get out of here or I'll just win.
I
Cannot believe this
Bram off me brow. I like you
Summer propo
No
I thought you said you came here got nothing
Do it again Brown! Do it again!
Nice, nice.
I got your banana.
Right there, right there.
They won't even know.
Look at this tuck right here. They don't even know.
How do you beat this?
you don't even beat this you can't unless you completely hump the left you
I can't beat that.
What?
I'm going to assume they all rushed him with a knife.
life.
Bash, bash, bash, bash.
I'm worried about this.
I don't like this, very much.
Uh-oh.
Nice, there you go, boys. Take me.
We need drop, drop, drop.
Nice, clear. Just one CT. Close right, close right.
CT.
Blow.
Get speed.
Let's turn for that church.
It should be face-on.
No!
I think you did it.
I
Was gonna run to a man
I was gonna run to a but he was still humping the same corner. I thought he was gonna go church
Dude, I thought he was headed to church man
I got this
Oh, now you drop me!
I'm in danger.
is an 8k top banana
see this one we got
of
No dude
Sorry
It's all good. We just uh, we just saved we rushed a
Sandbox, how's that made up mid?
We kill one we grab the bomb
They're gonna rush down banana immediately we turn around. We go like I'm gonna be
Oh no.
Why are there two right- why are there two right side mid?
Okay.
Dude, why are there two right side mid man?
What is happening here dude?
Oh, this is all or nothing, Bruce.
You don't cry like babies before you die!
Ugh, damn.
Yeah, work picks, they peak.
We must move!
Turn on the flashback!
one boiler
one march
damn GG boys GG unless
of
all my god
I'll kill this guy come and say
Okay, okay
Oh my god dude, wow.
Just one more here, one more, I'm dropping an AK.
This is it. We killed them. That's how we go home.
What's going on in your name?
Ah, you should have peed.
Nice.
Some of you boys don't care about that.
Watch out for weird corners.
It's here.
Sorry, so they're gonna go through there.
I got banana, don't worry.
CT and Trish, CT and Trish, we're close.
One banana.
Oh my god, dude!
One banana, 30 HP.
Banana, keep flash.
I killed banana, I killed banana.
Flash inside, flash inside.
Oh my god, okay, okay, okay.
Dude.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
All right, these ops need a hit these shots are gonna be crazy
Crazy
Come on 30 kills 30 kills
I
Nice
One HP church
He's open he's open
Hopper, but now
I'm watching church angle I'm just holding for time I'm 15
Okay, okay, okay
Okay, okay okay
I'm checking.
Yeah, these guys do not cross anymore.
There's a lot of nays I made.
I'm caught.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Do you guys have any nades?
Come talk to your nades and then back if you want.
In this case, they're staying top and at it right now.
You can get some free utility damage.
Flashback!
Throwing fire!
I think one's dead, bro Yeah, one's dead
Two, two bananas still One's still in the head
last library
maybe owl
27, the brood
I'm gonna find them
I'm not a killing man.
Holy church.
Oh, see what?
Yeah, going church, going church.
Oh, no wonder.
Yeah, I definitely needed a fuck out of that guy.
That 500 you killed him.
They're actually broke.
They might like WMIT or something.
I can't believe he pushed.
He pushed back at it.
Bunch, bunch, bunch, bunch, bunch.
Bunch, bunch, bunch, bunch.
Three nades, banana.
right side right side
wow one on stairs boiler. I didn't know you could wall that angle.
Logs in logs one. I'm gonna molly him now
At the room one more top top card. I threw a dude
Thank you
He's completely open, Bella.
There's one on there.
He was boiling.
I'm gonna run down Banana, honestly.
Watch your bike.
He's timing.
Yeah, he's Banana.
Banana and Grinch.
Grinch.
I'm charged.
I'm lagged out right now.
Banana.
Good stuff boys, good stuff.
Wow.
Are we having a massive potato coin wealth transfer?
One around, one around guys.
Yeah, this was our good side.
Yeah, they love rushing up mid-fast and rapping so just care.
Grenade out!
Grenade!
Two minutes.
It sounds like a beard.
Drawing some-
Just wanna ramp.
Smoke!
Another one to ramp.
I like to-
I need to cross to the rainbow.
Sanctuary out!
I don't like Ned.
Laying down smoke.
Yeah, that's fine. I'll hold it.
I don't need it.
For the A's?
Running him all the Adam.
out of
the mall in the team off
There it is, boys!
That should have been a plus 500.
One guy carried with a double kill,
that double kill literally won the game.
That double kill, oh my God, that won the match, dude.
I would do one more, boys,
but you know how it goes.
I'll be on tomorrow.
Do a little more variety than we got some Sunday.
Yes, indeed we got some Sunday.
I know, I know.
Damn, damn.
Chad, thank you guys for chilling with me.
like always G G's people till next time for the channel 480 votes we got to go
overdrive tomorrow peace out chat enjoy the rest of your night thank you guys
for chilling with me I will see you on Saturday tomorrow for another one
Goodbye chat. Enjoy your night. Goodbye people. Thank you for watching. Peace out guys