you
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oh my god oh seven lettuce cats meow we get off on such harry gas doing what up
What up, how are you guys doing? How is life?
Marathon when actually really good game?
Yeah, I mean, that's a good man. Are you enjoying it?
Dude, that's a good bro.
That's a good man.
It's good people dig dig the vibe, bro. That's awesome.
That's cool.
This is schoolbredda.
I guess doing chat house life.
First look at balloon blitz.
Didn't know I needed a.
First look.
Oh, you were in joking. They're actually making a balloons.
Vampire Survivor. Oh, you weren't joking.
I didn't know I needed a Bloons Vampire Survivor.
I guess so.
Sure, man. Why not? I'd rather just play Bloons. TD. I thought they're kinda late to it. They're
little late to it. Oh yeah, this one's nice. The aisle was lit. Yeah, I might go back to
that server. That's crazy that they have 400 man servers now and the game looks so much
better. That's the thing when you let these games just marinate and let the deads just
do their thing and you come back after a year, you're just like, whoa, I don't know, I guess
So you gotta ask the people who play it every day.
This looks like a long-made one.
I don't- wait, did I just see this?
I remember that, like, statue-looking boss.
I mean, this looks like a solid take on it, man.
It doesn't look like a cheap copy, although the rage, true, true, maybe, maybe.
I didn't plan the demo, though.
I shed a weight
Remove counter. Oh, yeah, my bad. There you go. Oh
Yeah, I'll check out a little of the aisle unless you guys keep mentioning it and then I won't but I probably will
Music is AI poo poo was it?
Dude, those Counter-Strike matches yesterday, whatever, bro.
Whatever, man.
What else?
Valve, Valve hit with a second lawsuit, demanded they give back billions made from cases.
Oh no, it's too late, bro. The new generations are getting hooked on it now. Too late.
Too late, too late.
Everything is scrap, looks cool.
I will be hard because these 400 are locked in like crazy.
It is boring AF they literally look at each other all scared to attack.
Dude there's 400 people there's gonna be chaos.
But there are a lot of grouped players so no one wants to attack.
How long does it take to get a fully grown T-Rex? How long do you have to survive for?
The thing is you can camp and chill. What else did a dinosaur do? They probably chilled 90% of their day once they ate.
All right, they ate and then just chilled.
Have you seen this?
They literally take Minecraft and put it on steam.
200 million years of chilling.
Eight to 12 hours for a T-Rex,
for a fully grown T-Rex.
So you have to survive,
but you have to go out when you got to go eat.
that's when the danger hits.
You can AFK, technically could you,
you can move a bunch of food in the forest
and just camp unless the food rots.
And then actually, those servers make it so they remove the corpses.
So I guess you can't just like camp.
What is this?
Oh, gamma.
Why does this look just like Minecraft?
with no audio. What are you linking me dude? What are you linking me? What am I doing
here. So a world creator. Oh, sure, man. Yeah, I don't know, man. I'm lost after drain
I need more patches for that game.
Resident Evil Requiem content update story expansion announced.
What does that mean? DLC?
Or are they going to make it so you can play some of the different characters?
As a resident evil usually do DLCs like one of the characters like that SWAT dude you see him and
Then you can play him right
Check out the walking trade I saw man it doesn't look that cool to check out
Well, what do we have here?
Crimson Desert Specs Revealed Hell Divers 2, Fortnight V-Bucks Price Increase.
Oh my God.
12 year olds rioting.
Um
Chat I don't see anything there's nothing there's nothing
There's nothing. What's this? Oh, I got all the play test. Oh
Damn, bro. Oh, there's another game that had a play test
I might check the I might check it out. Let me see
Where was it
I
Yeah, was tides of tomorrow ever good did I play this game? Oh
Yeah, I'm not streaming tomorrow. I'm gonna be live on Thursday instead
switching to the day off
Yeah, one of those weeks I gotta switch the day off
Anyone did anyone play this shit was it actually good this is another multi-player wait, this is a single player
I thought this shit was multiplayer
Hmm, I thought this is multiplayer
Do I did DLC for RE4
Yeah, I know people mentioned that
It's asynchronous multiplayer.
Oh, ah, da.
What do we have?
I thought there was a demo that came out.
I saw a message for, oh, this one.
I don't know what the fuck this is. Apparently I wishlisted it.
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to become an intercontinental ballistic missile?
A psychological horror experience?
What the hell? Why did I wishlisted this?
I don't remember this game.
Oh my god.
What the hell, man?
This game looks insane.
It is psychological horror.
What the fuck?
I
That's crazy, bro
They went all in the team the publisher the game everything light up brain show brain show brain show brain show. Oh my god
Kind of like a mouthwashing. Oh, yeah, true
This game was weird as hell. That was good
It was so weird, but like a good this was actually like a solid game. This was good
This is one of those psychological thrillers that isn't a long game and it's not like you're
reading a bunch of notes and whatever. It was just like a solid two hour boom boom done.
It was like a short story. You know? I don't know if this is in the same class a bit.
Yeah, sometimes that's all you kind of need. Usually it's like, you know, it's good.
Pretty much, man. Pretty much. Play RE7, bro.
Dude, I like Resident Evil. I'm not going that crazy about Resident Evil though. Relax, buddy.
is losing his mind right now play out a one play out a two play out a three play out a
four then play out a five then go back to one maybe I'll try out the demo for this game
even though this is one of those games that I'd rather play when it comes out so I'm
not gonna play the demo. This game is inherently gonna be like two like an out
like two hours long. Nah, I'll wait for it to come out. Toxic Commando comes out
Thursday. This game, I don't know Bio, did you like this game? I thought it was
was all right. I thought it was okay. It was okay. Time to check the John Wick game, bro.
We all know that John Wick games coming out, dude. We're all aware. We know. Yeah, this
game was okay. Yeah they announced this. Oh is it better? My mic was wicked low. Because
we played the demo. This game for me kind of fell into the hole of like a painkiller
where they're kind of alright. If you're super into the online co-op experience I
think you'll enjoy the game. I personally think it's kind of like alright. So yee.
Check Scramble Knights Royale. I played this already.
The demo. This game is weird. It's like this one's another good bad game. Like I don't know.
We did, we played some of the play test. There is some cool stuff going on here but
But did they pop off with it?
I don't know.
Anyone play this?
We try blackout this weekend.
BO4 was so fun.
What are you talking about?
Get some max level and wow.
Summon already doing Mythic Dungeons.
Oh, really?
Doing Mythics?
Wowa?
What we are what we have here heart of the machine
All right, I think I saw this I think we will vote for this game for sub Sunday
The little type on some B07 prop hunt
Do does anyone actually still play prop hunt?
I'd have to download it again, honestly, dude, probably call it duty.
The prop hunt and cod is the best prop hunt out.
That is the only reason to have call of duty installed.
Gary's mod is good, bro. I literally went back and played it. It was funny because it was like a time capsule
Half the people still play Gary's mod prop hunt. It's just
Those people are the same
It was so weird actually because there was actually there's only one Gary's there was only one Gary's mod server
That was prop hunt I
I
Could go back
Crocodile the aisle run
True one win Kirby air Raiders did you hear Elton out guard shutting down I heard
Yeah, black ops. How do I play prop hunt again? Is it just under Call of Duty?
Good I don't even know how many people still play it do
200 gigs
200 gigs you need the base game
Can't you download the game and then you like uncheck a bunch of stuff to make it a smaller download I
Swear that's a thing
Yeah, WWE was funny do I keep it I
Could do a little more WDW it would be so much better if it was cross-play, but uh, yeah
I mean shit I could do some matches, but yeah
Hey
You
One second guys hold up
What is this right here? Blackout BR is coming out on the 13th.
One day ago, Call of Duty Warzone official how to play Black Ops Royale.
So wait, what are they doing?
How are they defibbing this shit?
Introducing Call of Duty Warship, Black Ops Royale.
An all-new, free Battle Royale experience.
The Black Ops way.
You know what Call of Duty?
You're welcome.
Okay?
You're welcome.
You're w-
Winged suit into Abilot, where you'll need to use your insta-
You're welcome.
...and a scavenge to survive.
It's an equal playing field from the start.
start you drop in with pistols only no loadouts no bystations as you explore the map look out for
weapon attachment skills, steered armor vests and consumable perks to level up your arsenal
you'll need them to outlast the competition as the circle closes in
they're still trying they're still trying to make the br
you make it lucky and find a rare redeploy token
Pour your squad can put it all on the line and activate a redeployed tower.
Over the course of the match, cradle breaches will drop and detonate sporadically around the map.
You can avoid these zones entirely,
or have their guts to take on the enemy's reveal,
and claim the best loot.
Stay sharp.
No two matches are the same, and threats are everywhere.
Build up your arsenal. Take better risks. Condominate the competition. And be the last squad standing. Black Ops Royale. Drop in and play free.
There's no loadouts. That's a big change
It's old BR they make it. Oh, so this is from blackout. Damn, bro. When did they release blackout?
I remember that was it wasn't that a big deal wasn't that the first time cod made a battle royale black ops for
I forgot how into the blackout I was. I do remember playing a decent amount, but I don't remember for how long.
amount, but I don't remember for how long blackout was good. We have here. It died because
no crossplay really well she brah yeah I could play some prop hunt bro rangers
path path national parks in is out is it
March 10th all set radio uniform vague sense of purpose yeah you're a ranger now
Welcome to the woods. Just gotta report that there's a new broken bench. Can you repair it?
Some hikers reported chemical waste dumped out in the meadows
Just gotta report about a missing hiker think you can work your magic out there
We need updated images of ground bears. If you spot one nearby take a few shots from safe distance
I'm trying to get to Randall's Ruins. Can you point me that way?
Yeah, it doesn't look bad.
It doesn't look bad.
AI game?
You think so?
The voice did sound pretty AI.
Astrogon entertainment
Is she they made storage storage hunter sim was pretty big oh
They actually have made a lot of sims that I damn bro. I'm like their number one customer. Holy shit
Damn oh my god, dude
Alright
Looking at their catalog
Okay
At least to them are you gonna hop on monster hunter wilds final patches out and waiting for DLC game? I
Don't think so I
Will be playing crimson desert crimson desert is the next potential
I'm going to go back to the
multiplayer today yeah that's cool man I don't really care it's cool though brah
have you seen esoteric ebb I have but yeah it's a CRPG it looks like it has a
as a cool style.
will radically differ with each playthrough. Your political alignment, how you approach
a quest, and even your dialogue choices are all affected by your abilities course. The
stats will chime in and nudge you in directions that align with their personalities, not always
to your benefit. Ebb is all about being the player at the table making the most interesting
decisions and finding your own unique solutions.
a challenge appears. A 20-sided die will be rolled. Then you add or subtract any modifiers
to reach that fine number. If you find a challenge you couldn't possibly succeed at, there are
always ways to make your life easier. Explore the branching dialogues, gather information from
around the city, dungeons and dragons, what? Every little choice matters and will affect
How the cleric navigates sticky situations
The wishlist esoteric airbom steam for updates has good reviews launch. Thank you. Oh
Yeah, I see why the audio was down
I moved the bar on my OBS it should be better now
Um, I mean sure bro that look that look cool has really good reviews man
I mean, it's a CRPG. You got to be a year. The CRPG enjoyers really, really like this game.
I'm
Gas station simulator
Bank with her fools is a CRPG as well
Abos I think we're gonna hit up some
What the hell are we playing bro? What the heck are we playing bro? What do we do man?
What do we do, brother?
Go right to CS, bro.
No, man, no, bro.
I like the way you think, but no, man.
That's not happening.
The aisle?
Yeah, we're going to do a bit of the aisle.
And then from there, I'm not entirely sure.
We'll see.
Do some Super Golf?
How is that?
I could try to, wait, what was that game called?
Epic?
What was it called again?
Super Battle Golf.
You could probably still find servers for this game.
Yeah, it's OK.
And here we see both.
Probably still find some servers for this game.
This game's still funny.
Bring Jerry out.
Dude, some of the people that play,
the WWE game is so weird.
Like it,
it's funny.
And it's funny to win or it's funny to play,
but it's hard to tell how scuffed the game is.
Like, yes, there's a skill issue, but the networking is bad and it's hard to tell how much of a skill issue is in the game.
Like mechanics, I don't know.
I think it's like rock, paper, scissor style.
I did.
I already played at Pedro.
Let me see here. Let's, let me see what this demo is about.
This game is called Chill Out and it's not onto itch.
This game's called Chill Out, but it's probably not the same one.
That was probably like a two second experience.
The experiment, camera mode, FPS, target, rush.
Did you just break shit in the game?
Wait, does it like the vase gets bigger?
Ah, damn, weeeeee!
Okay, what about the other map? Is that all we're doing here?
Locked.
really yeah I'm a wait for this game I'm a wait I'm a wait that was a little
sure man
no no no no no no no no no no no what's happening in the aisle
I don't know what I'm doing today, the Isle.
Let's see what we have here.
have here. Mario Kart Nah. Nah. Let me get some music.
Maybe this is Skyrim, I don't think so.
The wall? Oh, yeah.
Wait, what?
Oh.
Yeah, that shit was way too loud what should I play oh
It saved my terror from yesterday. Oh dude
Bro, it's saved him right
You're still alive.
Okay.
Okay, it does seem like a lot of these dinos do stick in groups, but that makes sense.
If I swoop down though, they're all killing me.
Is it actually paid skins?
No way.
Nooooooooo.
I know you can do some extensive customization, but I guess the dude looks like a pink 5-7.
Yeah, these are unofficial servers, so maybe...
Okay, okay!
Dude, the official servers are a hundred man.
There's no official hundred, uh, four hundreds.
I like this game, but the the this being having so many players is what brought me back to
to be honest. That was fast. It's already going night. With so many players, you play an alligator.
Yeah, what the hell, bro? I just got here in the sun setting. Come on, man. That sounded
like an alligator. Is this dude sleeping or is this food? Is that a corpse? These are
all dinosaur courses
no one will see me eating
stealth mode
stealth mode brother
easy
Okay, come on man reported aimbot ESP. How did he see me? Who the hell ESPs in this dinosaur game, bro?
What loser? And no way someone's walling in this game. No way, man.
Why dude why any advantage I feel like that's like some weird competitive dumb
ass brain you don't see the game you just like it's like oh wait you can kill
People are at any of the advantage
They see this as a gun that you have to aim
All right, yeah, you can kill the other players. Okay, here we go
It's competitive
Friendly croc
This guy, no no no such thing
Yeah, what key bind do you press again to swoop or to air air break oh Z right
Yeah, Z. Let me just try to see if I can adult this Tara. I
Gotta survive for like an hour, right?
I think Tara's go to adulthood in like an hour or two.
Or even lower, like 30 minutes.
I know they're the fastest.
You can do Elder Tara.
You can be Elder Tara.
Oh
There's a decent amount around here. Oh, yeah, this is that wall. There's a whole Terry gang
Oh, there's a whole gang of them. Oh
She
The boys
Da boys, whoa they all look like me. Oh my god what the heck? What the heck was that?
What the heck dude? Like I just took off from the rock
All right, I don't know if he's gonna mind if I just start eating
on the land
Just start eating
Some taros are territorial
I'm just gonna sneak up and just eat a little bit
All right be that gonna sneak up some of our territorial gonna eat a little bit
Come on, I had just the bones.
What?
Okay, they were territorial.
They were territorial.
Dude.
Wait, was that a croc that killed me?
Dude.
Wait, I'm in the same area.
I guess it's kind of like the spawn point.
Dude, the glide looks so nice.
air brakes are clean shut us again
yeah I should just eat my corpse
oh now they're friendly oh group is full
probably group is full
group is full man I can't
I can't drink
Yo, that guy's been eating everything down there.
God, I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm exploring.
Here, go find some T-Rexes and fight their heads.
Yeah, but you need to you can hunt fish
With oh my god, oh no. Oh no
No
No, bro
This is survival of the fittest, well as long as there's no player crocs here, we're good.
Oh, he's pretty fast at swimming though.
Wow, okay, interesting.
Right click near the water to bring fish to you and then hunt them.
Oh, I did see someone do that, I was wondering if that was the mechanic they added.
if the gators don't spawn in this water
What's your three OST? I don't want to hear a bunch of Lululees
You gotta be in the me in the mood for the Lululees
You gotta be in the mood, bruh
Land!
double Z in the air the hell same as music
Oh, is this what you do?
You right-click and the fish...
Really?
Interesting shred.
Did Tara actually do this back in the day?
back in the bay 200 million years ago.
Blocking the thing.
How did the fish fall for this?
It looks like they're making like a little mini pool with their wings.
If you have any paleontologists in the chat, there's gotta be one guy.
Stupid fish
If we put our wings like this the stupid fish will come here and we eat
Speak of the devil
stupid fish
Ah, oh
Okay, there's timing I just I wanted to wait look at it for a while
I wonder if I have to reset this or try again
Let's see, let's go a little
A little beaver in the water there we go
There you go, a little reset
It takes time
That guy's doing the other method the better method
You got a look for the ripples he's gonna yeah, yeah, yep. Yep. Yep. Oh wait, I thought he fell in
He's gonna fall in and get eaten by a croc
Let's be real
He is not mastered flying
He's going to get eaten.
Wait for it.
Ah, he's looking for nothing, there's nothing in there.
Okay, yeah, maybe he's good, dude.
People use their joysticks. He probably has his jet set up.
The bro's using hotash.
Oh, I know!
Oh my god, where do I eat it?
Lunch.
Oh my god.
Where the fuck do I eat it?
Can't swallow?
It's like a guppy
Oh, there we go. All right, all right, all right
Clean
This game is great man 200 ping doesn't even feel like it 200 ping feels like 28 thing
They have weight yo that was worth just waiting this one fish fills my belly all the way
Okay
That's kind of that was a little no way
So me that
Let me go drop off some food
Show that I come in peace by this other Tara gang
I'm gonna drop off.
I'll hook him up.
Ah, but he's flying, he's looking.
Let me see he...
Yeah, we should have like 50 Tara.
We all fly up and just try to kill it to your ex.
Yo, there's enough.
There's gotta be like 50 out of 400 Tara.
We could have a flock and just swoop down like locusts.
And fucking kill a T-Rex, bro.
That'd be crazy.
Yeah, I grew at these, I'm already 50%.
Yeah, the terror are fast at this.
They grow fast.
Yeah, we should have like a group of 50 of us
swoop down. Level up your mutations? How? Don't you just live and they level up? How do you
specifically level up a mutation? You gotta pick in the screen. Yeah, I'm not ready for
Yeah, it tells me oh wait what the fuck now I am okay, bro
Bro, what are you doing man
I
Think that rock is in a group so when they see a
Ungrouped bird they attack. I will regen and kill all of you
I've been sharpening this beak for years.
Whoa, you can air drift?
What the hell?
I just like did a weird air drift.
I'm a regen.
What the hell?
That was kind of cool.
Um, I remember there was one, you know what, sure, perfect
timing. I'm not old enough. I think I have it.
I don't get it. I don't get it. I swear it's bugged.
Oh, can you see a wounded growth blood region bite force?
It still shows the mutation on the bottom right, maybe it did bug.
First mutation is available when you spawn but you took too long.
What?
And then you can't do it again?
So weird.
That must be a bug then, right?
i took too long so i can't
to my first rotation
well now i know when i died
uh... family of
a lot of places
a lot but the most Rex's I don't know what dinosaur those were what were those
I don't think those are raptors or T Rex's
still wounded bro guys razor teeth gashed right into my wing you can ride
Uptraps?
Alright, maybe I'll just reach out of the time. Why does this sound like it's breaking?
Alright, let's see. Still one of the best dino games. This is probably the best dino game, yes.
Path of Titans tried. I don't know if they're still in development.
Oh shit, what is that? Oh my god, that's a corpse dude. Oh my god.
Murderers. Yeah, but ARK is different. ARK is more survival game.
This is here purely at Dino.
Wow, let's go explore.
Of course a lot of people are going to be near the spawn points.
And then all the dinos are going to be near the water too.
There's another Tara.
They definitely buffed the shit out of the Tara, they're way better.
The stamina management and the flying.
Yeah, it's actually 440 players.
It was at like 415.
Wait until they hit 1,000.
If you can do four, okay.
If you go from 100 to 400, what's stopping us,
what's stopping 1,000?
Can I actually get to the peak here?
Right?
stability we got a pump it we got a pump oh yeah I'm not gonna reach that
I might die trying to do this yeah
Can I land on the top of the palm tree?
I can't tell if it's just gonna make me fall down and die.
I don't know about that.
You can latch, but then you don't get your stamina back. I'll just play it safe and just show right here.
Easy landing, brother.
Oh my I almost died all right easy landing burnt down okay some blue-ass
That's water, bro. Is this shit, chlorine?
Prehistoric thing.
Baja Blast!
Copia?
Sounds like what the doctor prescribes you when you're diagnosed with copia.
Yeah, where's the Skyrim Suite dude?
The Skyrim Suite is better.
It's only this alt tab and it started misted.
Oh yeah, Stam takes a while to regen.
Where are the other players?
The map is pretty big.
I was just around like 30 players.
Takes a while to cure your wound.
Oh wait, don't you sleep in order to do it?
How do you sleep?
Oh, there we go.
Bege.
But then you end up logging out.
I don't want to log out.
Bro, don't bite me please.
What up, man?
Dude brought a piece offering.
Thank you, man.
Can I eat?
I swear to God, if you're the same dude from yesterday, man.
Am I sick and he just brought me rotted meat?
I'm sick now.
What was in that?
Are you kidding me, man?
Are you kidding me, bro?
You just poisoned me.
What the hell is this?
I'm gonna go kill him.
What else can I do?
Oh my god!
Unless that was him!
Did that raptor just...
Oh god, there's trees.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh!
I just saw there's a...
Dino with a tear in his mouth.
Did he just swoop down and die?
I thought I could go find that Dino.
This is a bad idea.
I hear him.
Oh, what are you doing?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I can sleep here.
Oh, wait a minute, oh, this is nice.
This is nice!
This is actually healing me?
Sitting equals healing and stamp, sleeping is logging out.
Oh okay so you're not supposed to sleep, you just sit, it's the best way to get
they shit off.
Blah blah drain sim speed run today. Nah.
I'm waiting for new levels. I'll be back when they patch.
Bum-ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
Are you still enjoying gaming?
Yes.
Why are you asking me this?
Yes or no? Bro, it depends.
Oooooh!
Okay, so now I'm that I'm poisoned and I need food I need food I gotta figure out how to
do this and I swear oh my god I swooped down too hard I think
Is it still the same where you're... do you just wait for the prompt or... do you look
So for the pools, it's actually very quiet here I'm worried.
This is super risky.
Yeah man, oh god, oh god, oh my god, oh my god dude, I have no stamina.
I dude, oh my god.
I have no stamina to lift any higher. I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm fucking dead.
Oh, no, no, bro, please, never, please, man, come on!
No!
Oh, he's friendly.
know why you scare it is like this
Yeah, he was gonna kill me I have no stand
Don't poke him on the head
Yeah, stand takes so long you're telling me not even like a percent has regent really
I understand you need a rest, but even staying still
I just want to ask you know how to get crime Taren no idea
What the hell is he talking about
Bro, eat what, man? Eat what?
Okay, let me see you again here.
I'm dead. It's over.
Bro, can I hunt in peace?
I'm dead.
The only stamina I just regained I lost.
Is that the same dino from earlier?
Right there.
They'll never see me.
How cute a sniff for food.
What a fan.
I don't need night vision.
So hungry.
You want region stand without food?
Oh my god, bro.
That multiplier looks like a goddamn red-core bet.
Corvette
Steering wheel gas pedal
It's me daughter's food
There's food!
Let me go look, let me see.
I was just sniffing and saw some chicken legs.
There's some chicken legs!
Roasted T-Rex!
My favorite!
Roasted T-Rex!
Is that a dead gator?
Oh my god, bro!
Is that a dead gator? Oh my god, bro. Yo, prime, prime rib. Oh my god, a deli-
What the hell?
That was fucking creepy. And now I have no stamp. And now I'm stinking. And now I'm drowning!
No!
Oh my god.
Dude, life as hard as a dino, bro.
Holy shit.
I'm scared.
I'm so screwed.
All right, whatever bro. I wanted to fish earlier, but there's a fucking predators around
Forage bro, we only eat meat dumb ass
I got one more and Half-Life 3 is confirmed one more one more confirm it confirm it
Confirm it, man!
Yeah, I knew you were a goddamn sniper.
You fucked it up.
Reposition yourself.
Ah, whatever.
or whatever.
Cheer the boys!
Oh God.
Oh...
The thing is that one raptor can kill all of us.
And he's just looking at us.
Ah, I am so weak. I can't even move.
Hey, that's mine! That's mine! That's mine!
Hey, hey, hey!
Thank you!
My fucking dinner, bitch!
Hey, relax!
This is my fucking dinner.
Oh
Fucking delicious
all right I'm gonna chill here now I sleep I don't even want to know what that
was right there what the heck was that a whale dude I'm still waiting bro I'm
still waiting for the game like this but it's underwater and instead of dinosaur
you can choose different aquatic animals these trip with these tribulate
deads bro they're all they're all copying each other's homework with these
FPSes bro someone copy the aisles homework
Your water drains. Where's the stamina? I need more stamina. Health, lock health, recovery.
How fast are during rain stamina reach and threshold
I'm gonna pretend that's a good one
What up man?
Hi.
I don't know if that was me or not.
I'm not a tone expert.
I'm gonna find a tree where these land creatures cannot, you know, hover around me and just chompy once and then, you know what?
There's the end! There's the end of me!
God damn it's foggy!
I'm gonna show a lot of rock somewhere.
A nice high rock.
Are even this beautiful tree?
Merry no-
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Shhhh!
Shhhh!
I'm gonna-
Oh, I'm gonna take it up right here. Oh shit. Oh
Call me in an hour call me in an hour
I don't gotta worry about no damn Raptors
Wait, can't some of the dinosaurs climb trees?
Isn't there a dino that can climb a tree?
Okay, yeah, don't die trying to land here. Careful.
I'm going to go get some water.
Bam!
What a bam!
bird simulator pod
Yeah, Stam definitely takes a bit but once you recover it, I mean, it's like half of
So this game is stamina recovery I swear.
When does the gameplay start buddy?
This guy wants a fucking leaderboard, he wants a battle pass, he wants fucking, I don't know
what the hell else.
You're just playing a dinosaur with a bunch of other people playing dinosaurs.
You think they fucking... the dinosaurs playing soccer and passed balls and shit?
They hunted, they ate, they killed and chilled.
That's it.
You're just simulating the dinosaur life.
This is the game.
Did you think they had phones?
This was peak belly full tree found to chillin'.
This is peak dinosaur hood.
So when does the game stop?
I don't get it.
They uncovered a fossil last May, and there's a dino with a phone in its pocket.
You know, the patience you need for this game is actually a way to fix the brain, the patience
you need.
When do you unlock a skill tree?
Actually there is.
are the skill tree. I am gonna piss real quick though chat hold up and then I
gotta go find today's food.
Alright, let's sit here.
Alright, I'm ready.
Let's go explore a little more.
actually catch a fish. Yeah you're not supposed to hold space bar here because then he just
lifts up. Oh my god dude, oh my god. Bro he is always just dropping. You gotta stay
Super close to catch the fish, but if you don't angle your camera correctly you fall in the water
Do you actually reach and stand faster if your food and water bars are up?
I miss if I can find... anything.
I honestly haven't seen a single puddle.
Yeah, there's been a single puddle here.
Hmm.
I feel like the life of the bird is just always chilling near the water.
Yo, it's just the trees, you just chill, it's like the kitchen, bro.
just chill in the kitchen it's the coziest spot why would you leave this
shit oh my god yeah let me just hit him in the head and peace out I gotta do a
drive-by
Oh my god dude, you're crazy bro!
the Crocs headboops.
Gotta boop the snoot.
I don't know how far up they can come out of the water, but we are a delicacy.
We are basically like the ice cream sundae for Crocs.
Okay, that's why they try to kill us.
We're a dessert we're rare when they get us. Oh
Fish are easy T-Rex easy. Oh
That's a little baby crock right there
I'm not actually play one next
just because they look cool and
Actually, they're tasty
To the Tara these are all ice cream sundaes
I don't know how many bites it takes to kill.
Is it really six to seven?
Oh really?
Oh really man?
Yeah
Yeah, I still haven't seen a single puddle. Oh my gosh. No
Are you kidding me dude that baby Croc's gonna kill me now
Oh, he's definitely gonna kill me now have no stamp forage for a gastro what the hell
They had bridges back then. Yeah, dumbass. Didn't you ever see dinosaurs with construction
hats on? Ah, dumbass.
Hats? Uh oh. Please tell me I'm hidden.
Oh my dude there's so many threats roaming someone's like where are all the dinosaurs
Because they're all blend into everything.
You gotta hear their footsteps, how fast they're running, walking.
lol yell bopik is not a real bopik bopik
He's a pig!
Drops around here careful.
Holy grode.
Okay, I was taking a whole bath over here after I warned him.
danger zone water he's gonna be eating
Rose about to be dinner
oh my god
dude who was that
I don't know who the hell that was oh yeah this is a good spot right here
This is a very nice spot. I do kind of want to...
Yo, you want to go down and get us a... uh... face of that, uh, Thera?
Now just swoop down there, man. Get us a bite and bring it back up here.
Okay, good luck, yo careful though careful
Careful careful
Oh wait, he took it.
Oh, he took the corpse.
He took the corpse.
Yo, put it down.
Let us eat it then.
Give us a bite.
Stop swinging it around.
Put it down.
You're ruining the terror.
Okay, okay, all right
We can't kill him he's too strong
Is that another dead terror in the water? Oh my god
I'm getting the hell out of here too much death. I
I swear you have to hold space and then hit space twice in order to lift off.
No I hold it and it doesn't lift.
He just falls back down.
It's like a long jump.
I literally held it and then he just did a jump.
Unless you hold space in W.
Yeah, it actually did feel like a triple tap, but the triple tap felt like it was a mistake.
Alright, the NVG is no longer NVG.
I don't know anyone else who has one what is the procedure do I wipe and then sit back
down to wash it. Motherfucker, wash a YouTube tutorial.
Well, you shit and then let the bidet water your ass and then wipe
your ass, dude. What? What do you what do you think? What do
you do when you wash your hands?
It's so dark oh my god it actually gets this night what I am so dead I didn't know
you got this dark and there's crocs underneath me I'm just gonna go into
this tree and just hide or go further let's go um there's no place to hide I need somewhere
or
you know food is hard to hunt
difficult
is like no food
get the hope someone else killed uh...
Dino and you just go take like a little bite of it
This is my NBG's I have them on oh
There's an elder prime system they introduced it unlocks your fourth mutation if you complete certain tasks when you grow oh
Is that what that guy meant? I have no idea how to do it though
What are the certain tasks?
to be completed prior to 75%
Yeah, can I rest and sniff out food?
Yeah, apparently.
There ain't shit.
Oh, there's some over there.
Okay.
The girl crock fully takes like seven hours?
Yeah, compared to the terror is very vast.
15 minutes.
I'm going yeah this stamina takes so damn long dude meteorite falling
Yeah, that looks beautiful, man.
There's no food around here
Their shadows are still pretty janky. Yeah, they are
I'm not sure how friendly those guys are, I'm not gonna test.
I swear that's food right there, oh no, it's a branch sticking out of the water.
Oh
Boys there's no food. Oh, oh, oh, no, that's gotta be bait. That's gotta be bait
Dude no
They set them on there's a raptor lurking
All over the water
No way. No way, dude my mouth. I'm salivating
No way, oh of course. Come on man
Hey, oh careful, there's a there's a baby crock
More food more food more food
Yeah, we could have kept we could have killed it we could have but you know what?
Uncontested
Delicious barbecue. Oh my god grill marks. Oh
My god
Freedom cut
Yeah, how long does it take for the server to restart
Okay, boys. Okay. Everybody relax.
Calling DayZ servers take like 20 minutes, right?
Delicious. Five minutes.
No, I'm gonna overfill.
Alright, I'm good, I'm good.
Get some damn water.
This is nice, man.
This is good.
Delicious water.
Yummy food.
This is life!
Robot a baggie so he can eat some later?
I might actually get some too. All right, there's a lot of tarry here. All right
Yeah, we should really get a crew of like 50 tarry just like terrorized the t-rexes and stuff
We all
descend together
We must reclaim the water.
We must reclaim the water boys.
We're stronger by numbers.
Everybody grab a snacky to go.
Make sure you get your lunch.
Some fucking good ass prime, prime root right there.
All right, oh my god, oh my oh my god
Yeah, what if three of us attach on and bring the whole corpse to like a high spot
We should be able to all grab this and then fly up
I don't know though, I don't know if that's gonna happen.
No!
Big peak!
I am almost 100% in growth.
Oh yeah, careful.
Hey y'all, come on, screech!
We are stronger than a lousy croc.
I'm more impressed that you guys found me.
I don't even know how you begin navigating on this map.
Can you die of old age? No.
Yeah, he almost got it. Maybe if the adults can pick this corpse up?
Maybe.
It's moving.
All right boys, I'm gonna go hide somewhere because the server is gonna restart.
Did the server restart?
What the hell dude?
I literally cannot lift.
Oh, the food in my stomach,
or the food in my mouth was like bugging me.
Right here, a nice high peak.
The perks of being a flyer
The perks and even higher peak
The perks of the terror this is why we are species greater than those stupid crocs
This is why we just need an abundance of food up here every day people every day
every day we got to bring fish up here until there's a mountain of fish so
So every time the other dinosaurs look up, they see what the terror have made.
We gotta accumulate fish, boys.
You could live up on that volcano.
It wouldn't be bad flying up there.
You can fly up there.
Make a nest?
How do you make a nest?
I don't think you can make one up here.
Oh shit, I left that other guy's group.
Well, as we don't need to be in a group, alright, Tara just belong.
Alright, we're not separated by our groups.
Okay, if you're a Tara, you're good.
Okay.
the groups just cause confusion
we're a hive mind species
all right if we have like all right and this is a 440 man server if i could have 40 people connect
and then we can terrorize the skies
any t-rex we swoop down confusion confusion it would be 40 it would be
40 bytes we could be a sting in the sky we would all swoop down 40 bytes on a
t-rex they're dead even if we miss 10 that's 30 bytes what's our force our
Our bite force is 17, and I don't know what the T-Rex bite force is, probably 1700.
We can do this!
We need more though, this isn't enough.
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, we have 7 birds here.
7 birds.
We can rule the land.
40 crocs versus an adult.
I mean, 40 terra versus an adult croc
in the middle of a green field.
Cinema.
Yeah, we're waiting for the restart.
It's about to happen.
If you hit something two at times your weight it will make you crash well that's
That's why you get a fly correctly.
Is this server actually restarting?
I cannot continue until this happens.
This is the safest spot here.
If we join, we can get the 19 Wigs of Power, the Wig Wig, to rule them all.
Sure, man.
Hey, ho ho!
They're trying to go for 1.0 and this is patch 0.21.
I mean, I'm pretty sure when this game came out, it was like a one guy who just slowly
works on the game and honestly anyone who buys the game understands. It's not like it's
it ain't that it's not that deep. I think he may have more people working on the game
now but you know this game has come very far. Yeah it's 10 years old. Don't suck
Don D's ballsack who's Don D?
Ten years fish still in the sky yeah I mean I revisit the game it's it's making
progress he's the scumbag that Dev the Don D is the CEO well are people pissed
that the dev or something? I'm gonna be off tomorrow I'll be live Thursday. They're always
pissed. He's an asshole. Gaming community isn't always being pissed. This game's been around
for so long who cares I missed the og map oh there it is
Lurik is a Redditor as well.
What are you?
A Facebooker?
An Instagrammer?
A Twitterer?
Guys act like he's part of some better group when they're all trash.
what's your point here I can't wait to see what your point is trash pointing out
trash what is your point
bros actually coming in here acting like whatever he reads is superior
server we yeah wait you guys still here oh that's how this works it doesn't PCU
okay oh it does all right now we wait the question is will everybody connect
I actually don't even know what server I was on.
Now that I think about it, there are three of them.
Wait, it tells you?
way that tells you okay I was on this one
is that new when you click on the server it shows the dyno you have on the
server
that's like two seconds man there's 393 people just reconnected just like that
okay
Ahhhh.
I feel smoother.
Just a nice little server restart.
Feels nice.
Alright boys, let's go get some dinner.
Let's go get some lunch.
No way bros my wing fucked
No way legs fractured
No way no oh oh god
Help! Help!
This isn't good.
I gotta recover.
I've injured!
Bring me- bring me food!
I cannot fly for a bit.
Ah
Shit
Yeah, this seems like this is technically a restance for stretching the wings.
When you hit a tree, you get a spam space to recover your...
Fish always comes from the right side.
Now this is actually a nice place, but uh, oh no, it comes from the left here sometimes.
It's a nice place, but the crocs are just going to show up and occupy it.
It'd be nice if we had a river, a nice little area to chill at, but one croc and we can't
land anymore.
Oh, is there a fish on the ground? Well, whatever. My dino looks like he's an inch away from
death okay bro he's just he's just been through a lot okay buddy
All right, good stuff right behind you fish on the rocks I see it man I see it
I see a problem. Wouldn't it temporarily what? Temporarily inferral? Oh my god. I broke everything
down there. Everything was fractured. Alright guys, we own, yeah we own this place. I will
I'll say for this many players, I'm supr... maybe the map is huge.
I want to explore a little more, because there's a lot of players, but not... maybe there's
a lot of spread out.
Yeah, is the map actually massive?
I don't know how big this map is, say, in comparison to like Trenaris.
Like are we talking to me? Chernars is my... is like a massive map.
I don't think you can open the map.
You don't have like an actual map in this.
It's a one hour flight to see it all, really?
okay so then players are super spread out yeah we have a lot of birds dude one
two three four five six seven eight nine time are we have like 11 birds here
dude the army grows
The Terra Army grows.
Soon we will claim all the river from the stupid cracks.
Patience.
I promise there's food in the rices.
I promise.
All right, motherfucker, all right, bro.
Don't fight the crocs, you're shot dead, bro.
Mom.
We will watch.
All right, man.
I'm my damn feet, but I can't even fly. I have fractured wings, fractured ass, what the hell?
Legs fractured.
Everything fractured. Oh my god, oh my god. Careful, careful.
relax relax don't be panicked don't be panicked
everybody too
alright I'm gonna try lifting up here
Let me see if my wing is healed.
All right, here we go, here we go, and I can fly.
Every everybody boop this dino's head as we fly by the one on the bridge in the
back there might be a lot of death here dude there's so many
never mind never mind no no no don't do it don't do it that they're gonna kill
us
no no no no no no let me first see how many do we have everybody land up on
I gotta see how good you are at flying.
All right, first let me see how good you are at flying.
All right, if you don't one tap land here, we have a problem.
Okay, one problem. Oh my god. See, this is what I'm talking about.
How am I doing?
Can I leave the group? The name tags are annoying.
I'd rather have no group here so I can just see everybody it looks better
without the name tags okay that's better cuz then the big rectangles stick
out okay okay we got a gang we got a gang all right all right how was that
better because I can see shit now dumbass all right everyone lift off and go
down to the rock in the water
down there let me see I want to see everybody lift I don't know if I was
descriptive enough did we have a army man we got an army boys
Oh
Lee
Yo care care, this is a dangerous spot dude. We have oh my god, okay
All right, all right, all right. Oh, yeah, yeah a feast a feast in the water
I've promised you food! There it is! Thank God, thank the tarry gods. Oh my God. Oh my God, thank God that was there. Holy shit, they're gonna revolt.
Wait, is there a croc nearby? Oh shit.
Oh
Crack here
God oh god lip lip lip lip lip lip. Oh
My god, oh my god, we lost one we lost one
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, how dare they?
If one dies, we all die.
Wow.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What the fuck up?
How dare you, bro?
How dare you?
Oh, no, we're gonna lose another one
Bro get out of there
Retreat for now
Oh my god, I recovered
Okay, okay, hold on let's get up here. Let's get up here
relax relax sit rep sit rep dude the terror life is a glass cannon we're
literally all glass cannon we are worms with wings we are fragile we are as
fragile as butterflies okay by somehow natural selection somehow we are
extinct somehow our species has survived okay I don't know how
oh wait don't you go groups and group name tags oh that fixed it all right we
lost two brothers. Press one, two, mourn.
Yeah, there's a raster. Oh my god. He killed two of us. Get out of there, boys!
It's a massacre!
No.
You piece of shit.
No! Guys, we gotta kill him.
We can't lose to a baby rat.
Fly bro, fly!
What the heck?
Is that a corpse?
There he is.
We're not going to forget.
Oh my god!
He's a baby rat.
We're not gonna forget.
Oh my God!
He killed another one of us!
No, dude.
No.
No dude, nooo.
Oh my god, everybody's dead.
Come on, man!
We have no DPS.
Bring him home bring him home
Might as well eat him boys might as well I don't have to tell you
Well, what are we he would have wanted us to share the the flesh
All right, we need a defense line. Okay when we're all landed here everybody needs to turn around so anybody who shows up
We just all have a line of
Very sharp teeth as defense we got to have a Spartan wall of teeth
All right the next time one shows up we all attack together
All right, so we had like 20 and now we're down to 10 feels bad
He's gonna come back for another serving of food
It's hard to beat a 30 ping lives next to the server raptor, okay
It's a damn EU server.
Why are you so weak bro? I don't know man. Ask God bro.
I don't know.
Literally God's first toy.
All right, get up boys we got to go we got to go we've been here too long let's go grab
a snackie grab a snack I got a snackie I'll bring it with us let's move we can
feast up here next time we feast we we got to use elevation to our advantage
There we go.
All right, there we go.
There we go
All right, there we go if you're hungry here here no one's gonna no one's gonna sneak up and bite shit now
All right
No one's gonna sneak up and you know kill ya
Look at how hungry they were and they say I'm not a leader look at this
even though one of ours died and we just ate him
we need food that isn't our own
we're not strong enough bro
We got to find something to kill.
Fishing?
We can all go fishing.
True.
Alright, let's all go fishing down to the right.
Follow me.
Actually, follow me fishing time.
Yeah, we don't have enough adult terrors right now.
Oh, but I am right here.
Peaceful little area.
I'm assuming we can here.
Watch out for baby reactors.
All right, the problem is the defensive line wants the fish as well.
The defensive line is hungry.
So we have no defensive line.
Yeah, what what are you scout? Yeah, what are you scout if you hear something hit a screech?
We need a scout as soon as you spotted dino screech and we'll lift. We got to be silent
oh that one's mine right there oh yeah that one's mine right there
Oh
You are full there's not there's not such thing as being full bro
We got some nubes here today. They're not very good at fishing
As you can see they get the technique
And know the technique, but they're not the greatest at applying the technique
Another parent training here, let's see if he catches it here
Let's see and
He got it he got it
All right, oh, yeah, let me drink
There we go
Having muscle spasms? Oh my god, dude.
How we doing, boys? Everybody's belly pull?
make sure you drink it's time to leave you never stay in one spot for too long
is a terror as the raptors get our scent make sure you get your snackies and line
up when you're done we got to go we got to go
you got to get the hell out of here man
There's like six Raptors en route full speed because they sniffed us.
All they see is 40 chickens on their radar, 40 chicken legs.
All right, you know what they see when the T-Rex looks at us?
A barbecued chicken.
That's what they see.
They don't see a terror.
They see a barbecued chicken.
Let's move.
The T-Rexes, do you know what they see when they see us?
They look like they see nuggies.
Chicken nuggies.
They don't see wings.
They don't see a beak.
They see nuggies.
They seem nuggies.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, in front of us, in front of us.
Care, care.
Oh shit, are they fighting?
Oh shit, is this a fight? Oh my god.
What's going on here?
Okay, okay.
We're just witnessing right now.
Yeah, it's careful.
Don't get picked out.
They can jump really high.
Yeah, he might be injured.
That could be another meal right there.
Attack attack this is our moment drop the food that rafter is now dinner
Oh
No
Let's go boys, let's go attack attack
One of the time coordinate coordinate
If you see one of us rushing in don't bump into each other disengage
This guy's probably like, oh my god.
Go, go, go, go, go.
That is a whole buffet, people.
Oh, god!
Oh my god, he's dead.
Kill the other one!
He killed one of our boys.
He killed two!
Where'd he go?
I think he's hiding in there.
Oh god.
Okay, now don't go on the bushes boys.
As a terror, do not go on the bushes.
Wait, he's back at the corpse?
Or is that one of us? Oh, that's one of us.
Damn, we always lose people every time we fight.
We're down two.
We're down to you boys.
Yeah I need stamina.
I have no stamina right now.
Meet you in a little bit.
Oh my god he's killing everybody.
Retreat!
Oh no.
Retreat!
Oh no!
Retreat!
Oh my god!
Weep-ah species! Weep-ah!
Insane landing it's like I just walked on it
How many how many survived oh
Oh God, we had like 20.
Now there's just 3.
No way.
4 or 5?
From 20 to 5.
Shit.
There's more on the other side.
Yo, this is a ton of fun.
Yo, this is a tough species, okay, man?
We have to fly.
All right, we only got three people with HOTAS.
These T-Rexes just gotta hold shift and left click.
All right, we actually have a couple of us here.
Okay, okay, okay, one, two, three, four, five.
We got eight.
Yeah, thank you, nuclear.
Maybe we stop sitting places, dinos can attack.
Oh, you try to overthrow my rule
The body
Oh, pretty foul!
I think it's, I think it's easy out here.
I trolled 20 bird brains, alright.
Who wants to be the leader of this flock?
No one be one.
Man.
No one. Is that raining or just dark?
Yeah, this is the life, bro. This is the life. I'm going by. You just kind of sit. It'd
It'd be so nice to have an animal's boredom and be content with it. It would be nice.
Yeah, a lot of them, like a cab, bro. They just fucking chill there, dude. They just chill.
You don't always need the stimulation.
Hi boys, I'm going up to the peak.
I'm going up to the Twin Rocks.
This is night vision dude, look how dark it is.
Yeah, these fucking animals bro, they just sat every day, they just fucking sit after
eating, chilling, taking and living.
I don't need the damn stimulation.
You know how, you know, you know how I'm gonna see who's the best flyer so I can promote an officer?
I'm gonna keep flying to different locations and whoever can stamp-
you
I was literally an adult terror.
I think I just like ran my head into his head and the sheer force of the T-Rex skull just like shattered my skull
Cuz I don't know how I died
I don't know how I just like ran into him and died
He's writing an essay
Alright, Deb, you gotta buff the terrors, bro, okay, that would have been cinema, alright.
Okay, that would have been great, man.
Squad
You dino let me sit here
Raptor is one hour
Oh, yeah, they're fast with the right click.
When you first spawn in, you need to mutate, don't you?
I thought someone said you spawned and fucking mutate.
What else are bugs?
A new giant flying species is going to be added next year.
dinosaur I still think it'd be so cool if they added like anacondas or something
or whatever that snake was that actually be disgusting we creepy but if you could
weren't they wasn't gonna add like one of those big
Tighten, tighten a bow or whatever.
Tighten bow.
Mutate. Oh, it's available now.
Resist or reduce fracture damage.
Your food drains more slowly.
Yeah, food is a pain in the ass.
Alright, how do you get the hell out of here?
I gotta find like a dino community.
I became what the terror hated, a croc.
Oh, he's pretty fast.
Oh yeah, right click does waste a lot of stamina, so you don't want to spam it.
This game is all about superpatience.
I just heard somebody.
Do you know our cannibals?
So be careful.
The terror are cannibals, too, though.
I don't think other dinos hunt each other- er, I don't think they hunt each other, though.
The crocs.
Unless they do.
They don't just have like a treaty?
They do?
This is a creepy area.
I can't tell if I just circled, I don't think I did, I found a different body of water.
This is a different one here.
Yeah, how do crocs eat fish?
How does this work?
I guess I can always go on shore
and hold Q and head to the sanctuary.
How do you know the direction of the sanctuary?
It's vine, it's vine's kind of on the radar, huh.
tip points towards it like a compass
you're telling me sanctuary is this way
I don't know what those symbols are different types of food I can consume
It'd be cool if this game had wicked good water or weather.
It would be creepy as hell though, like a very, very windy thunderstorm, you just see
like a different dinos.
The water actually hits the dino's skin.
But yeah, you can see where those games like limitations are.
Let me see where this leads us, because I do need to find a food source.
Instead of trying to get all the specific food I need, I might just go towards this
chicken right here.
Alright, compared to the Tara, you can always be moving as a crock and regen stamina.
It's so strong.
Like movement is a non-issue.
You're so fast.
In water, but you're going to be, I guess on land it's very, very, it changes dramatically.
What happens about food I just saw?
Literally food near me
I can't even dive here
Too shallow oh I'm nearby something died here
Still too shallow.
Are you telling me if I see another baby gator I should kill him?
Because we're cannibals.
Really, how many bites does it take?
I hear it.
Oh my god, it's right here.
Good
Yummy
Oh my god
I was in.
Hey, man.
Oh my god.
Okay.
I'm already, wait, I'm already 28%.
See it's actually a bit faster on this server.
Dude, this is night vision.
This is no night vision.
This is night vision.
I need to find the big body of water.
This is just like a swamp-ass area.
I don't know the direction of the main river where we were earlier.
It kind of connects the whole map.
Oh, OK.
Oh, you get slowed down heavily here.
You want to get to the YAV icons?
It allows you to grow faster.
All right, next time I see them, I'll go there,
but I don't see any anymore.
Oh, this is, this is like Deathland.
Oh my god.
It's complete mud.
If you stand still and smell it goes further.
Ahhhh
Oh god
I mean you can chase me man, it's gonna be the slowest chase because you got to be slowed by this well
It's gonna be the slowest chase
the server has good day night cycle it's not it's not long nights 10 minute
nights stop ad is this a time wasting simulator isn't every isn't everything a
time-wasting simulator?
Alright, I'm heading to danger. That sounded friendly. Hopefully it wasn't
actually the threat noise.
I think it is two is friendly three is enemy okay good I did the friendly
croc is boring the only crawlin camp
I want to see where this food is that apparently is super buff food.
I headed in the right direction, this way.
Wow, let's see here.
Raptor is fun, you just need a group.
Yeah, I can see that, because Raptor can just go, they're agile.
Whoa!
What is this?
Ah!
Oh my God!
How do I get stung to death?
I'm close to the food sources
Whatever this apparent very very good nutritious meal is is right here. I
Smell it. Oh my god, what do I do here?
Ow!
Really? I grabbed some.
Yo, is it terror I don't have to deal with that thread?
Ow.
Wasn't there a way to cover yourself?
You like roll in the mud?
Not a thing.
Oh, if you're bleeding, oh.
Bees attack you when you're in another species' spawn area.
Are you kidding me?
So those are just fresh spawn area corpses?
Wrong.
Wrong
I ate one piece and the hex didn't even go up
It did not go up at all
Oh, you can't even go this way, dead end.
Oh my god, that place was crazy.
I guess I'll go back.
You're healing this game by just sitting down and resting.
I died.
I was seeing if you could tank it or eat through it.
You can't by the way.
You can't.
Come on.
Bad.
Lost the bees dude.
Oh my god.
Bad.
Lost the bees dude. Oh my god.
Thank you little insects. Thank you little insects.
Thank you little insects.
I play something else now this game is great though bro this game is damn
I'm good man. Come back to the skies, brother. Oh, really?
What is hold fast age of sale?
What have they what have they done? What are we doing here?
It says it's in my library.
What are we doing in multiplayer?
To you Spanish ladies, how have I not done?
To you lately, the sun's spelling out.
What's the name of this scenario?
Every man for himself.
How have I not done to you Spanish ladies, how have I not done?
To you lately, the sun's spelling out.
We load up
Do we load up? Let's see 19 gigs.
100 man servers, 4 boats?
Maybe, maybe.
E-Baseball Pro Spirit. E-Baseball, brother.
Online PvP.
I'm Konami free online baseball game.
Chad, who's playing this?
Coming to you live tonight for another great matchup.
Hi, ready?
All right, bro.
Let's go.
Are you already?
There's Khan.
Here we go.
The pitch!
Here we go, that's it, that's over right there baby.
There we go baby!
Oh my gosh!
Is this better than MLB?
How do you read this?
OK, lol the trailer, but it has good reviews.
Was this better than MLB?
They got a character creator.
I don't know.
Oh, wait, this already finished downloading.
Oh, it did.
That was fast.
All right, let's see what we have here hold fast
Nation at wool. Yeah before we play this I got a pistol though
I was through some other Fall Guys like game out.
Fall Guys Bros dead, right?
No one plays that shit anymore.
If there is another popular Fall Guys style, uh, that'd be so fun.
It's not? What?
Who the hell still plays Fall Guys? It's like bots.
Hey, so it doesn't count because no shit everybody's gonna try to play with him so he's gonna fill the servers.
There's
Oh my god.
This game has more full servers than Battlefield for some reason.
old battlefield games. How the hell do you connect? Is there like a queue?
Ah!
Oh.
Have you played Super Battle Gaul? I have.
I'm eating an old man snack.
Ritz Peanut Butter Crackers.
They're fucking good, man!
I have to wait are people so locked in they're not leaving
Hmm?
Oh my god, both of them, wow!
We're even am I in the queue am I just in the queue I don't know if I'm fit for
third second or first.
Oh, I'm second. Well,
okay, okay.
Yes, high chance to see us today.
Mm-hmm
Bing-bing-bing-bong-bong-bong-bong-bong-bong-bong
Orc-y game
Alright.
All right.
Oh, we're in, we're in.
I thought the marathon was all right it was all right it wasn't something I
wanted to grind to each their own brother check out King's hand seems like a
a pretty cool game.
We are a happy baby!
We are!
Mordegatio, you can't do that!
You can't do that!
Hey, how do you talk?
Hello?
For Hylian!
For G-for-Glory!
Hey, y'all. Captain, what do you want me to do?
Captain!
Who's the captain?
Miss me! You fuckin' miss me!
Insane know where the shadow is
Wait, how the hell do you
are we dead? oh yeah this guy's an enemy
what is this?
yeah yeah can I
you're fine this is fine can you hear me bro?
the quadra! no miss!
alright I'm gonna follow you
come on let's do it
you're done here boys you're done here
you're done where's your ladder
say hello to the king
yeah I get I think we all would be I think we all here because we love to see
We do believe in the scene.
Come in, come in.
Lay me a little bit.
There's water, now we get water out.
Do we have buckets for water?
What do we do with water?
Come in.
Hey, Habib, go back to your 7-Eleven.
No quarter!
Noooo!
Okay, man!
What the fuck, grab it?
No, that's best of me.
Now let's sit here.
Oh, how do you love these?
Yes, me!
Come on up, let's think.
The best of them has been something!
Rape shot?
Oh.
how does this work by the way four ships
Straight to the dead
Hundred players
For hunger
For cold
For glory
Be the victor
No mercy
God today
No one
Be the victor
Oh, this guy's a good spot
Bon voyage, monsieur
Straight to the dead
Come to night
Back in fear
enemy ship
one o'clock
enemy ship
ha ha ha ha ha ha
what happened? who do I shoot?
an unarmed vessel has been shot
to drop the feet
and I am a slave
Wait, there's a frontage!
He's mad!
Alright, wait for it, wait for it, and...
Oh, you lucky bastard shit.
Now this game needs some music.
of the
of
Sorry guys, sorry guys!
You're not dead. You're not dead.
Get these tanks and do what you want!
You're getting there, and I'll never get home.
Sign the chance!
Oh, shit. I killed my boy.
Ahh!
You're not dead.
So what is he doing?
Are you on the prison?
I know what I'm at.
Are you on the prison?
Our ship's left us.
Come on, come on.
It's over.
Come on, come on.
Wait up!
Screw you, man!
Come on, dude!
Screw you, bro!
Now board your ship and kill your boy!
Come on, man!
I dare you. I dare you.
Oh, really?
Oh, we're doing this?
Let me get up there, let me get up there.
Come on, why?
Yeah!
Oh, really?
Oh, what's up?
Yeah!
Oh, really?
Oh, what's up?
Yeah!
Oh, you feel that? You feel that?
Come on.
We're gonna lose. Anyways, we're gonna lose.
Alright, let's try that again.
Try that again.
Now I join my halfway into the battle.
Where we going, Frost?
Should we play a survive? Should we play?
Should we play?
Alright, I'm gonna be your captain, you sons. I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Okay, captain, I die for you, I die for you.
What's that I've done yet?
Let's die for you.
Let's die for you!
Kill me right now or I'll die for you, kill me.
Leave him alone, let's get this bastard.
Kill me right now or I'll die for you, loyal. Kill me.
No one touch the captain.
I need somebody to go for sea. I need they tell us more if they go for sea.
Okay, okay. Go for sea. Go for sea.
Go for sea. Go for sea. Go for sea.
I don't see you!
My dad's got seeds!
This is not seed!
I don't see you!
My dad's got a cup of pretence and seeds!
I don't see you!
You're not going to see me!
I don't know why he...
I don't have so much.
Yes!
The music about people!
Nooo! Come back!
Come back!
Everybody grab my clothes, son. Give me my clothes.
I've got another one. Hold on.
Yeah, the music.
Oh, shit! Go, go!
Are we ever ready?
Oh, my God!
We lost half the ship!
Yo!
Get the hammers! Get the hammers!
I don't want my ass!
Look out there!
What the hell?
My ass!
Fix this shit boys, fix it.
This thing is broken!
Oh shit.
They broke it again.
Oh my god!
Okay, well okay!
It fixed, it fixed!
Oh, sh- on this side!
I can't do this.
Ha!
Ha ha ha ha.
Back to the lag.
Press the boat.
Press me.
There it is.
No!
Get the sailboat!
Die on the ship!
Who's on the ship?
He wants us to die.
What do we do, Captain?
everybody get on the last ship last ship let's go every man that gets off will be
shot as a trainer get on the fucking boat
Captain
It was a disgrace to serve with you
This is what we deserve
The square sails are slowing down if you take off all the square sails you go faster unless the wind is helping you.
Alright, master of sails. The master of sails has spoken.
Close actually the sailor.
You can also use the square sails to play with turn speeds too.
In really bad battles.
I don't know how you know so well.
Captain it sounds like he should be the captain
oh
I don't even know where that's going.
I think I'm shooting too high.
I don't know where that's going.
I don't even know where that's going. I think I'm shooting too high.
Even higher?
Great job!
Come on, man!
Fucking friggin'
Yeah, get the hammer!
Come on, boys!
Come on, kill it!
Don't just stand there!
Mine are just going through!
Come on!
Oh my god, I killed somebody!
Dude, I got one!
You can have a lot of fun, you know.
Dude, oh my God.
Are you a musician or a hammer?
I have a hammer. I have a hammer.
Here, here, here. Yes, Captain.
Oh, this side you're repairing.
Oh.
Are you going over there because you're trying to get supplies?
Wait, is this even doing anything?
I'm going to waste your time on that.
I can get supplies on the road.
I can run around before you while you're still here.
Sir, where's the wood?
Where's the wood?
There's fire arms!
We need more wood!
Where do we get the wood from?
Oh my God!
That does not have roommates.
These are all player ships? Or is that AI? Are those all player ships?
What? Really? Oh my God. There's like ten ships.
I
They're winning! They're winning!
Oh
Two hits!
Take that, take that!
Bullseye!
Two hits!
True, true!
We're winning, we're winning!
that was a hit bro yeah it's three it's three three is right three is right
it's three thank you thank you
after we gotta turn the ship captain
You fucking freaks sent us to the left, I'm listening to me, we have shooting!
Oh my god.
You're stressing him out.
You're stressing the captain on that?
Oh yeah, we had more shannons here.
No, take C. We'll do it. You can't fight these ships.
It's terrible.
Terrible. Good to see you.
Here we go, here we go. I got this one. I got this one. Here we go, here we go.
That's a friendship. Friendship.
Those are friendships.
Oh my God! On board! On board!
Help! Help!
Enemy on the ship!
Fuck!
I don't know where I got the resource from.
Yeah, if you have a hammer, come prepare!
You have a hammer come prepare
Shit, how do you repair here?
Alright, here we go, here we go, here we go.
What's the range, two?
Two range, two range!
Oh yeah, that was a hit, that was a hit.
Yeah, it's a hit.
Robo, Robo!
Get the rifles!
I'm ready, I'm ready!
One or two.
I'm body blocking him.
Perfect.
Let's take him out.
Left side.
Where the hell is the robot?
Down, down, down.
Get ready.
Yeah, that was a nice shot.
I just popped that cannon.
Yeah, we gotta we gotta repair the ship
Baguette! Baguette! Baguette! Baguette!
Yeah, hold your fist! I will fit your anus!
You fucking moron!
Oh my god!
I will fit your fucking wick!
Oh my god!
That is, uh, that is kind of, uh,
we both can't do this.
This is our ship!
We're back up!
Hey, yo!
English on the sailboat!
Right there.
Oh
Oh, this is how you get the supplies?
Just drive into them?
Yeah, he's driving through.
You have to deliver them back on our ship?
Yeah, I just instead of littered them, but since our ship's saying, we can't do it.
But it has to be a boat that you yourself launch from the ship, or someone launched from the ship.
Yeah, insane sailing technique.
Yeah, what up, bro?
Yeah, there's a way to play.
Yeah, we're with you, we're with you.
Hey!
I'm gonna boy this little fucker.
Hey!
Oh, shit!
Get up in the head?
No, you killed one of my men.
I'm sorry, I missed. I missed.
Hey, two boats are better than one.
I'm gonna do a solo mission, alright?
I'm gonna change the war, they're gonna write a book.
Remember me.
I will remember you, sir. I can't wait to read the book.
It won't be out in your lifetime.
I
Yeah, boys special delivery
What me what me what me what me what me what me what me
Hey!
Oh this is weird.
She can't sit down.
You don't want me to wait for her to come off.
Okay, that guy doesn't hesitate.
Every day I say we go for B.
Come on, man!
I never heard this music from what land does it come from?
From what land?
Where the hell's the sailboat?
Shut the fuck up, man!
I just launched one, where did I go?
We're kind of far away from the action right now.
Wait, can you- oh.
Oh, shit.
I don't know what you guys were hawking the view up here. Oh my god.
Beautiful.
VIVELOPRA!
Oh wait, you can, there's gestures?
What is this, the Finn Boy Enjoyers Club?
How did you guess?
Join the breeze, man.
We don't wanna fight anymore, okay?
I sometimes sniff my never mind
Oh, we are big enjoyers of the James Cameron classic tactic
Is it guys I have I have someone discussing
It's men a little like both both
No, it's not
Oh, okay, bye. Okay. Thank you. I go Dr.
the next week. I like to thank you. Okay.
Goodbye, Quentin. Goodbye.
Okay, exactly where I wanted to go, exactly where I wanted to go, why don't you retreat
there?
Okay.
Oh, I escaped.
Oh, God!
Ow!
Come back, come back!
Ow!
I'll back, I'll back!
I'm hammering, I'm hammering.
Oh, we have a lot, we have a lot.
The book starts as a hammer boy.
Yeah, we won. We won. Easy.
He's sick.
Feels good, man.
Port La Merck.
There we go, primateers.
All right, the plunder bus
us. Look at me. I think I did that.
Domics, I will kill you. I will machete you. It's not even Somali anymore. Let's let
come go leaves.
Oh, yeah, we have a front cannon. Oh, yeah, we got a front cannon. Oh
Yeah, I'll take this one, I'll take this one. I'll take this one
You can take the one in the back
You take the one in the back, bro, this is my cannon. Dibs, dibs
All right, yeah, who are we conquering?
Well, I've been put in dark slave masters.
All right, where are they?
How long is this journey? I have an appointment.
Oh, what?
Yo, oh, oh, shit.
I
Did we lost the big piece of the ship?
Yeah, I know fucking game fuck the rate
Then a big part of the shit fell off
Captain, are we gonna live?
I'm not positive.
It's okay, looks like your stressful job, alright? We can figure this out.
Captain, ship fully repaired.
All right, we got two thousand wood left
It's actually kind of cool how the boat breaks off in pieces
a little bit or at least half of the time.
Nah, those guys are just cracked.
They take T shots or chain shots to take our sales back.
Yeah, no, but they don't crack, dude.
Yeah, they just crack.
Are these more people?
I'm waiting for the headlights for this update.
Cracked this with the cannons.
Jesus Christ.
Gotta have your fuel.
Are they on the island?
Yeah, it's fucking empty.
Oh, shit. That's Epstein's Island? No.
All right, here we go.
We can fucking get close and bombard their ship.
They have lots of cannons on this side, all along the rocks and on the fort.
You know what? Let's just wait for them to switch on their side
and start shooting at us so we can stretch them.
to leave the chance for the other ships to fucking get through
Is that what's a hit-us?
No, I wasn't sure
There's nine cannons racing us on that side, Erdan
Well, it's nine versus...
Eight?
What was that? We have like a demon on the side
Hold on, I'm gonna go to the...
The Eagle's nest
the pros nest pros nest
how do you climb
I am I am I am a student
I will get better at this one
you can't fall
you used to be able to
I think you know the big ass
you can still
oh there they are there they are
oh my oh my god those are all the defenders
oh yeah we are dead man
we're dead
uh yes
I
Saw them all
Hey, when you get a range tell us
Maybe three and a half three and a half yeah
Yeah for my people
of the target between B and A.
B and A.
Yeah, just there.
It's probably something you mentioned.
Right now.
Here, I don't think we have too many cannons shooting on us.
I'm going to check on them.
Man, maybe like three or three ports.
Yeah, basically, yeah.
Grape shot?
Yeah, maybe I should have grape shot.
So the cannons is on the right.
Man, man, on the left, on the right, on the right.
Three or three ports.
Can you both fire cannons so we
We got the Explosive rounds.
Oh, wait, which one is that?
That was the fire gun.
Oh, where the hell is he going?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fire!
Oh, yeah, how's the ship?
I'm not sure that those are...
It's a little used to.
Oh my god, this is almost broken!
Hammermen!
Made me with your hammers!
Shit's broke!
You're just a water 2k shooter, that's the 2k thing to it.
Alright, we're good, we're good.
I'm gonna go 4.
I think they grape shot? It does not go far.
That's like a shotgun.
I haven't made a single shot.
Hey yo, what up dude?
Are you the merchant?
You got any chips?
You got any chips in there?
Some drinks?
Some booze?
Are you not the merchant?
Aw, man.
One guy goes around in these battles
with a bunch of snackies.
Aw, I killed one!
Oh my God. There it is. RUMIN'! RUMIN' COOKIES!
I should've just moved into range of bunch of other guys. Yeah, we did. Fuck.
Right.
Ah yeah, we lost half of that shit, but I'm repairing.
I
Damn they got us
I see around friends like we're the only attention the only thing to shoot at
They're getting people
We're losing stuff
Oh yeah we are falling apart man.
Oh no.
Alright the mast is repaired.
We got one wood left. We have no more resources.
Oh shit. It's over boys. It's over.
What do we do here?
S-S-T killer.
What do I do?
There's nothing to repair. We have no resources.
That's just our ship.
He used the sail into crates.
Oh god, oh god.
Oh god.
Oh, that's a shot.
Oh, you used this to repair the cannons?
Oh my god.
No!
I love that sailboat.
I'm getting on the sailboat.
The ship is lost.
I'm getting on the sailboat, this ship is lost.
This is so lost.
Cancel! How do you even do this?
Did I not just do it? I'm holding E. It's the biggest lie.
This whole thing E is the biggest lie.
It doesn't let you anymore.
Wait 20 seconds?
I swear we're too far away for our cannons to even hit the shore.
One of them just did it.
Oh, gee, that's a good one, dude.
OK, it did not work.
Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man.
Oh, oh, oh, hey!
Disable good luck captain
All right, we're gonna change history we're gonna change history bro, you and me we got a third coming
All right
We're going to the island man
Okay, it's okay. You're safe here
Let's move let's move
Well boys, we're going to the island, we're going to kill all of them.
You guys with us?
Yeah, alright.
Are you going to roam or are you just making it so I'm exhausted when I get to the damn island?
You know how I can't even feel my arms anymore.
I don't think I'm gonna have this son of a bitch.
We'll take him from here boys, we got it.
Get ready.
Oh my god.
They're aiming for us.
Brace.
Dude that was such a nice shot dude what the heck?
That was such a good shot dude.
What the hell?
Wow the whole ship's a bit. Hello!
I guess I'm the captain.
Whoa! Oh shit!
Oh shit! Damn the captain dude, no wonder!
Oh shit!
Alright men! We will most likely die!
But it will be a glorious death!
Oh you're just gonna take my shit like that?
You're just gonna take my shit?
These cannons loaded, boys!
Oh, okay.
I'm leaving.
I want all these cannons firing towards A!
Wait, was it at the front or the back of the ship?
It was at the back of the ship, right?
Okay, okay
Let me try this one right here. This one looks crazy dude
He's making a quick robo.
Oh my, I lost a ship!
Oh my God!
This thing doesn't even move.
Oh, is this completely broken?
An alad's vessel has been sunk!
You're kidding, bro. You're kidding.
Hey, yeah, let's go!
Oh my god!
Oh, it's abandoned that boat! Get on the sailboat! We're going to the island!
Jump while you can, jump!
Grab a paddle!
Padle, padle, padle!
Alright, here we go. Get ready to land soon!
Get ready, boss.
Nice, nice.
Get ready. Use this one in front of his bait. Let him get shot first and then we will leave.
All right. Get ready. Get ready. We're landing. We're landing.
They can't kill all of us.
We made it! We made it!
I can swim forever by them.
I can swim forever.
You'll never get me.
I'm a massive swimming.
I live in the sea.
You cannot hit me.
Oh my God, we're on land!
Oh my god, we're up, lion!
Alright, we're going, we're going.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
Yee-ho!
Let's move, let's move!
Captain, why are you leaving your ship?
Alright, do you think we don't notice?
Do you think we don't see you, Captain? Do you think we don't see you?
I see you find that pickle.
It's normal, I shut up man.
They don't need to know.
Wow.
First line of defense.
Alright, next line.
Sit where he was sitting.
Alright, get ready boys.
Brace.
Oh!
You little brat!
Come on man!
We need another sailboat!
Get another sailboat!
The ship's gone!
Dude, the ship's gone!
Bro, get on! Get on!
You're headed to the island!
Alright, well you're the new damn captain! Good luck!
If I were me I could fucking run a damn boat!
Get this ship out boy!
Alright, yeah, yeah, yeah, pretend we're surrendering and then whoop out the piss in the blunderbusters
boys, alright?
Sell it well, Charlie, sell it well!
Raise those hands up high!
Look what they think we're surrendering and then...
And I'm not... Bessel has been sucked!
Alright!
Charlie, 7th man, 7th!
We're gonna get killed!
Get ready, get ready, get ready, you're doing great, Charlie.
You're doing great, they believe it.
You can't kill me.
Come on, you can't get me.
Just let it happen.
Not that it.
You can't even reload in time.
And...
Ah!
Cool.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm proud of you.
I'm so excited now.
Come on.
Captain, we're back.
Mission failed.
Wait for it!
You're still trying to repair? I respect it. I respect it.
Alright, last time. Here we go. Here we go.
We gotta go on the other side of the island.
Help me!
Let the hand!
Alright, brace, brace.
Oh my god. It's okay.
What the hell? Oh my god!
Keep it up boys, keep it up!
Worm was there!
Bigger heart to hit!
Hang him lab, level 8.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Oh yeah!
What the hell man?
It's just fighting.
Oh.
It's just fighting
Yeah, how did we win
What do you mean class taken?
It's like the only class.
Oh shit, a Marine.
A Carpenter.
Mid Shipman.
Oh damn, the pants.
Yeah, we got the best pants on the ship.
What the hell is this?
on the shit
I used our captain the drunk guy
Sailors come grab a bike
Now walk out the boat boys
I don't have a hammer so I'll make shitmen don't have a hammer so I'll make shitmen
I don't have hammers
I
Want range
No, the rain's too high.
Oh, oh shit, that's from the fire.
Whoops.
I have a strong fire.
I have three and a half, going to four.
I'm going to four.
Oh, shoot.
I'm not going to hit.
Yeah, more than four.
What the hell is that?
Oh my god.
That's one more down!
Is anyone actually on that island?
Show them. Show them.
Ow!
Ah!
You scallywag.
Get the party ball.
Oh, man.
How do they spawn back on that same boat?
I was trying to look up the saver to take a bit of time.
Yeah, I was looking for one.
What is that?
My god!
What's the range?
Not 2.5.
I got a range for the range.
375.
Oh yeah, they gave us a better view.
That was not that good.
300, not 375.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Now turn the ship the other way Captain!
Oh no! The angle's lost!
Turn right Captain!
After turn right!
I
Captain, light us up!
You're missing!
I just got there, dude. I just got there.
Shoot all the cannons!
I got some hits, but apparently didn't do anything to them.
We need supplies. We need supplies.
Who's the damn captain? Where is he?
He's far, guys. He's far now.
See the only things I said before.
You work for the pirates, don't you? You work for them.
Who'd you tell?
The brothers! The brothers!
The brothers!
You're the fucking God!
You were here!
You got a man through the wrench?
What? Where are the pirates? You work for the Spanish.
I
Hero trauma Len isn't bear trauma like that's an older game now
It's the Black Lake shit boys. Excuse me? Excuse me?
What up man? It's peaceful up here, huh? Sometimes come up here and use your piss.
Oh my gosh, look at all them over there.
Adam and Lena's right to that cluster of Spanish.
Bring us to the enemy.
You're actually going to go on this.
We died by jump off here.
I didn't. I didn't.
I
Can not jump
All right, who's explosive someone's shooting
Spanish frigate let's go
Yo shallow
The rest of our team on the house yes
She
is obstructed? Come on, man. Three of them followed me down.
Yeah, this game is hilarious, man.
Chat, you know where we're headed? Ranking.
You know where we're headed, boys.
Where else do we go? Where else?
Boy!
Okay, you are talking to a 600 game, a 25,000 gamer.
20,000, uh, that an equalizer?
Cosmetic button.
Wait, it didn't downrank me after yesterday's loss?
Why didn't he poop today?
Bloody...
Creatine fried rice?
I'm not stressing man.
Bro has an Excel sheet of my shit schedule.
Alright boys, gotta str-
OOOOOOOEY!
Papa!
I know, I know.
They hate it.
They hate it. They love it. The viewers. They hate it.
The streamer loves it. The viewer hates it.
Hates it. Loves it at the same time.
The gamer.
Really a triple stack oh my god dude
What are we doing here?
does too all the people saying I feel like at this rank if anyone's cheating their closet
cheating like they're like toggling on their walls or something for that's the
only thing there hasn't been any blatant cheaters it's soft maybe soft aim bot
or walls but a lot of its copium just getting outplayed I'll play mid no dude
I think a lot of players false flag cheat calling because it's ego is if people trust their ego
Over and would rather accuse than realize they just got owned
90% of cheating accusations are ego and hope
Hey!
Ah!
Dude, every ever the timing was so off there the whole time.
Nice!
I mean, that was like literally the closest range possible to get bursted.
I thought we still played this, boys.
What's wrong with us?
Are we mentally ill?
You had it
You're off
Nice.
I don't do anything about it.
He tries surping in CS2.
I used to case you a little bit.
I never got like crazy into it, but I did for a bit.
Yeah, when you cross, let me see if they're left or right.
Ah boys, first op kill of the day primed in the gun here.
Locked and loaded here.
First op shot of the day.
3 fire, flashbang.
I'm shooting right now.
No!
One-time men, watch your cap.
I'm smoking.
No vision.
More beam, maybe I've got.
One close, good.
one down
yeah, pushing
one more, quick
that's crazy
that was such a bullish shot
I'm gonna go spot. Let me go around. I have no HP.
Great, great, great, great.
Nice.
Opentunnel didn't get it.
Dude that was such a crazy shot. I can't believe that no scope hit. I can't believe that no scope hit. What the heck?
Gonna drop
Was it a no scope? It was so fast. I didn't even figure it out. I just shot. Was it a quick scope?
It was so fast and BS that I don't even know man
Look at this book!
You're my cat.
You're my father.
Laying down a smoke.
I
Dude! That would have been so good!
Oh my god, how do I miss?
I can't believe that dude
Yeah, B left a little early he thought it was a
I'm not sure.
Damn, we are so poor.
What the heck?
Man, I am made for money.
What's the first plug in a while that likes going B?
Two B rounds?
Four rounds in?
on the side.
Lulie, he's coming.
Nice bag.
Lower me.
At least one on med 2.
At med fast.
Really, why not miss?
I just saw a mid-air.
It's a B mid-air.
I'm so mad.
Dude, that guy was ready for that close peek, dude.
Let's go.
Oh, that's a nice AK.
Midnight Landmint.
I like that one.
Alright, someone toggle on.
Let's go.
We need to win.
This guy is so shaky.
This guy has arthritis.
Why is he so shaky?
I
There's no way wearing that makes it so you can hold a gun properly what the heck no wonder we're losing
One time dead.
Nice.
You're joking, buddy.
One S5 is free.
Xbox.
One of death.
That's actually the stupidest shit I've ever seen, but okay.
Xbox that's actually the stupidest shit I've ever seen but okay
Good post
Our next round we went out
you cross if he's left or right coming. Alright come on. Dude this shot is gonna
determine whether or not today is a good counter strike day. This shot right
here will determine everything.
No vision.
Orbea?
Yeah, I'm too careful.
I'm dead.
Two of them.
I'm dead.
Are you on site?
Bomb has been planted.
What the heck dude, I was looking at the radar and I was like, how is he there in our teammates
making so much noise
I don't know man, the goal is 26,000 but I feel like 25k is where I'm at.
I don't think I can do better than this.
One dead.
No vision.
Any more?
One push cap!
more good xbox
another mid, another mid out, R side
nice, op down mid, CT side CT
I didn't get it, whatever
whatever
Oh, one of them DC's of course
I should have pushed all the way to CT spawn, I would have better get the second shot
If no one DC's, is it China Strike?
Is he gone, gone?
I don't know.
Is this tree used to be ranked top five in the world? No, someone liked you dude. More
like top 500,000. Let me back. Classic CS. Please play the aisle bro go watch the
of laws man we were doing things bra we already played it dude it was fun it's
Spun in spurts.
Were you run of egg game? That sounds terrible.
I hope it's not a 4v5, then it won't feel like a legitimate win. He's back. Okay.
Alright, so you either downloaded some cheats and just extracted them or it's just a legitimate DC
You never know
Throwing smoke!
Nice clear, watcha' longer, B?
B!
Throwing grenade!
I need to have it!
Throwing flashlight!
I'm so bad at this game. He's on site. Double. Double-stack.
There's an ass-down double-door.
I can't do those strafe shots, dude. I just cannot do those strafe shots.
I strafe it and miss the easiest shot of my life.
I
Nothing good
uh
there is one of those games that we
should not lose but there's a high
chance we're going to lose it.
Smug med.
Up cat fast.
I'm still low.
Lots cat
Dude two cat two cat one tagged
around
All right
It's smoking coming.
There he was.
Orbi.
And the same shit every round they do.
Mid to B. They're going mid to B.
Party out.
Too lit. Too lit. Right in the middle. A double door.
That would have been so good if that flash was faster, and I wasn't crouched.
If I wasn't crouched, it doesn't happen often, so you kind of panic when it does.
and do as much damage.
Alright.
Let's get in and get out, guys.
It's gonna sort of a bloody daily, daily...
Let's see...
What's a relegation match?
It's like they're a match before you downrank
No way
Intense
That flash you got us good dude
Do I deagle and believe?
One deagle.
Nice.
One more, could be lower or mid push, I think lower.
Let's just work, text, four and five.
cap push here
over here
I'd be under one of you
two of you
two of you are not on the ground?
no
Do I group up somewhere in the back or without something?
Just hold tight.
40 seconds.
Dude!
Late bitch.
Oh my god.
As soon as everybody was firing to move, he moved.
Aye!
I don't need you.
Whoa.
That sounded cool, what the hell?
That was nice.
Push in there.
Three.
One bit further.
Push in camp, maybe.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, Cap!
Dude, I was about to turn around.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, we should straight up rush B, I think they're not good B.
Smoke it all up, get plant down, do it up.
Yeah, this team, we're not really good at like committing to sites, so...
be ready to smoke
i'll watch south
smoke it up, follow around
someone run over the smoke
get the cash and give it to us
oh boy, boy, boy, boy
all in place
window
bomb down
That was scary. That was super scary.
You want to flash me over long?
of
death
of
death
of
death
the
I swear only in one cross.
Is that gonna push the wall?
Pfft
Brother, I need the semi-profile
Let's go, let's go, let's go
Guys, I tell you, we kill them all!
Hey!
I got shot
Nice
One more beam, one more beam
Dude, he walked in bro.
Well done site.
Dude, how did we do this?
I honestly thought there was a teammate?
Oh, that's a good one.
You're the terrorist.
Weird.
yeah wait up me brawl I'll get you again what up me brawl if we lose this
holy moly
of
the
of
the
of
Don't still be player
Bro peek it, bro show me the head
Let me bite on B way down
Peek!
One peek, one peek
One peak, one peak.
I'm gonna crab lock.
I'm gonna try.
I'm gonna try no, no, no, no, no, no.
Dude!
Bro where did you come from buddy? Where did you come from man?
Want to use lit play safe
Give me two CT
No
They're gonna lose oh my god
Oh my god, we're gonna lose bro
Understand me crouched zoomed in moving I don't understand my two teammates with AK is not spotting the guy
but he I don't get it whatever it's just a game yeah we could fall out rush B I
don't know
I'm in the middle of the bridge.
So we're starting to start.
We're starting to start.
Knocked, knocked.
Is he spot?
Knocked.
of the
death of
Oh, yeah, yeah, dude. Come on, man. Oh, my...
Feels bad.
It's just work, Tex. We got this.
We got this. We got this.
I'm still there, oh, I'm in bed.
Oh, what an outfit.
Oh, no.
Flashbang out.
I'm throwing smoke.
You want me to be this?
You want me to be that lover?
Good look at that.
No, you're right there!
One with CT, I'm bad. Why did I...
We lost.
Biggest whiff ever, because I'm bad. I shouldn't have tried chasing the kill.
Ronald Breva bought me all AKU and we workpacks, I believe.
We can win this.
There are two, three rounds that we got lazy.
Pick him up with that bra.
I saw no one run.
Oh my god!
Okay.
GG dude.
It's over.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Oh, they easy.
No, mate.
Let's move.
No, mate.
We're close.
Dude, you almost got me killed by stopping that bottle, big bottle.
I just like that it was a GG
one long, probably again ramp
of
the
30k, alright.
I should not have believed and oh my god, I don't want to play Dust2 again, go Mirage.
I'll take it.
Let's roll.
30k is interesting, dude... 30k is like, you don't lose.
30k is, so now you have not lost.
From D-Motion to Promotion.
I'm the highest rank on my team. Uh oh.
It's Flom, is it Flom? Nah, is it?
I'm gonna see you in the future.
Insight B.
Move.
That was loud.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey there in the
hey hey hey hey hey hey hey there in
there's three of them
2d4
oh
triple
so so
that is the worst B-model
you should be banned for that B-model
bruh is playing doom
bruh you playing doom
counter terrorist win
bruh playing doom
it's cold in the knife though
bruh is playing doom
you playing doom
i can't drop my knife or not
f***ing haywinds happens
Wow, Valve. Valve, is CS3 when you can see the animation in the shadow?
No, Purple, can you fucking break the window?
No, I'm not bad at this.
Water.
It's on.
Of course.
Oh, what the fuck?
One bomb dead.
one is that time? there's two more of them
two low
it's chair
one coming to one chair
chair is dead
she got the bomb done
high five
i probably had one left i'm bad
you just cut the bomb
I got one of more buses alive as I
Think all the guy like bill ahead shot about that mic time and we lost you go show enough
one powers, one has, pushing up cat one, two of cat, fast as well, oh, two of cat, what
the fuck, what the fuck, I'm fine with it, what, one dinked a sight, coming up, bruh,
one there one can't have it one still super dink
we got on a shot you gotta try that time
interesting there's a new angle no it's all the smoke
I
Never seen that before I never seen in my life
Why just put me on game there I got you the windows broken alright, that's right. Yeah. Yeah, I
Will be breaking your window guy I can do it. No, no, you can't do it
Yeah, I can't do that.
I have nothing more than two.
Oh, here.
No commitment.
Are you fully watching, cat?
Yeah, I got cat.
On the ramp?
On the tree.
Long down, long down.
Trout taken.
Got him all the way up there.
Watch out.
Good job.
One Tetris.
Bomba.
No! There's an op-down.
I got it.
Yo, purple, can I get a drop where somebody can give me a job?
I don't have any new gloves I don't even know man these gloves I just default I don't really care
They're welcoming.
Let's make this right, Israel.
I mean, the green does like bad with the knife, yes.
Throwing fire.
Fill up flash right.
Whoa.
Throwing fire.
Okay, I'll make one.
Throwing fire.
A lot of one.
Throwing fire.
two cats, two cats
although he pushed their ones a lot of apps, apps a lot of
they're dead cat okay
how many is he held bro, he's through a cow and a bee
could be market, could be market
bomb bar, mark the window
I lost my red but if we win this I'll get my red back so it's not that bad.
you need to gain is this gonna put it said promotion match
literally said promotion match at the start
most promotion match means
matchland seventy-one promotion
on the back of
One's down, we're under a pass, that's the one.
Leaning down, smoke.
Is there anyone?
One out.
There'll be two.
Yeah, two out, at least.
Drop down, out.
On site.
God damn.
We're done.
So long to go outside.
Deploy flashbang.
Bomb has been planted.
Oh, buddy.
Window.
Grenade out.
I'm down.
Terrorists win.
That might have a port, size 150.
Nice.
Oh, that's sad.
atomic atomic you want to you want to op me on for you or no
man what you just said
I'll do it I'll do it once
I'll make you proud baby
let's go
I'll do it once man
I don't know man
I'm going to play B, I got the pic mid, one apps.
I could go prepared, not really watching, I'm just going to stop.
There you go, B. It's only two.
Go ahead and watch, man.
I'm just going to grab them.
Nothing, pal.
Could be on the pass. On top of it. Nice.
Nice.
Um.
You're gonna pass, right?
Who was up?
Yeah, could be on the pass.
Yeah, on the pass.
Of course, he drops.
Deploying flashbang.
Nice.
Why don't you go mid?
Because at this rank, everybody knows how to smoke the window, so you're useless as
an op.
I need money.
At this rank people almost always smoke connector in window.
You're easier, you're better off in ramp and then if they don't smoke, con go con and get
mid picks.
Let's go!
No, the window natives are right but it's temporary.
It's sentory out, grenade out.
I'm on the ramp
Oh, sorry
I'm on the ramp
What's going on here?
I'm on the ramp
10% fire
What's the power?
No touch, there's nothing in it
Power
come on, come on
get the house, get the hill
hold on, hold on
I'm reloading
it's Tuesday man somehow we always end up playing this game on a Tuesday and the
server start going to shit
uh
Someone drop orange please silence or no silencer
Return yeah
One more up there.
Oh shit, hello.
Out of us.
Pushing on B.
One more up there.
One time mid, one on B.
Could be, marching already.
You smoking a thought, boy?
Nah, my bad, my bad, my bad.
I missed every move of the bomb I'm literally planning to one mark a door
Are you guys so late
They're going at us, man. They're going at us.
Heard. Let's get crazy.
Oh!
Not that crazy.
Mid-A, mid-A.
I'm jumping out cat through window.
Okay, I'm going under cat.
Move it, Sean!
I'm going under cat.
Move it, Sean!
Move it!
Move in shot!
Celeriac!
There's something.
I don't know.
Hold up in white, bro.
Stop from ramp white.
Ramp ramp ramp ramp.
At least we can grab one ramp.
One pallet.
Here we go.
Come on, Mark.
Ramp.
I
To
They smoke window every time
Yeah, you should have been like smoking front con and just fighting on bed
I should have brought you to the side of your boys
Don't look at
Let's make some shit happen.
Gear up.
We are going on a windy walk here.
Flash by.
Smoke on, Doc.
Smoking smoke.
Smoke, uh...
You flashed a ramp.
Let's break it.
One of those 1HPS flock, there's two or three in the middle now.
one tag and one's on my stream
one's on
there you go
one ramp
can't be palace
It has been planted.
Triple one, triple eight.
Up.
Triple four.
Go.
Ponderbelk.
First one.
Bro, fuck, I hit him for 55.
Geo-guessor today? True.
I'm probably not.
I'm not here tomorrow I'll be here Thursday Thursday, baby
I'm trying to flashbang.
Where the fuck?
I'm laying down small.
I'm trying to flashbang.
That was high cv.
That was in the ct spawn.
High ct spawn on me.
Nice.
I'm on the cell ramp.
I'm reading it out.
Got you.
You made me laugh.
Well, we went from 7 to 7 5 yikes
All right boys rush beat don't stop hold W
Done
First two guys jump out the window, please.
I'll throw a cool-out windows mode.
Oh, W. Don't stop.
Alright, come on.
We gotta win ten rounds here.
Three rounds.
Three rounds, make it ten-five.
Right here, corner.
I'm on your have it.
So market one.
Two market.
Nope.
So market one door.
Dude! Two on market.
Two more for the room, one three.
I blame myself dude. I'm so bad bro. I'm so bad. I delayed my swing and he swung first.
Four sound.
done
rush me again, rush me again
how long you there bad
oh smoke Molly
i got con
what?
i'm gonna die
Bargadour, two cat.
No!
Dude, I thought they were going to rush and check the van.
That's why I just came out spraying.
Oh, that's kind of confused.
Counterterrorists win.
Force again.
Ugh!
Smoking window.
Smoking better, what's happening?
Yeah.
Maybe I have a foul, so...
I'm trying to go for the pick on area.
Let's go!
Sky!
Oh my god I'm so bad!
I hate, I hate, I hate everything.
I hate the fact that I can't just get head shoted.
Oh buddy.
I suck.
I'm done.
I hate this game.
I peaked.
I realized I peaked.
I don't know, back side or some shit.
I
Like a
Close ramp smoke. Yo, what do I
I don't know.
I
Don't know
uh yeah
he's gonna hold the cons, bro
thank you
that's pushing
come on, con
oh my god
where's working, con?
I
Everybody's one kind of full-fledged
I don't like this
I'm dead on that.
Do you know where he plays this guy?
No.
40 seconds.
I only cut one player, or one B player.
So, I guess it's like we want to see now trying to be trying to be we have maybe come murder
I'm gonna try to get this peak.
yeah
what?
jungle, lit
what's going lit?
fluttered
no
I'm dead. I'm actually dead. Good, he actually went all the way around Palace and pushed
around.
They play like no one a site, okay, right?
Good not a single soul crossed
Let me one more person a minute and y'all like try to get time in my neck
Yeah, he pushed palace
Connor breaks that window. Oh damn, dude. This kid sucks as fuck.
Oh my god.
of
We can get to do anything that you have before you're a wilder, you want to look too fast?
I'm here pushing.
Why the fuck are you stuck on?
They're both on me, Loki.
One down one.
One down cat.
Okay, bro.
One B1, bro. One B1.
Keep us in the game.
He was cat, yeah.
I'm gonna get the window, I'm gonna get the window
You're right, you're right, you're right
I'm gonna be ready, buddy, yeah
Yeah, 30 seconds
Black Bank
Oh
This guy is good too, why don't you he's carrying the whole team?
Well, yo, yo, yo, I bet he heard that. Oh, no
Don't panic, you know where it's planted
Oh my god nice I don't know what the fuck I stuck on a car in my time to jump up.
Yeah can you want to op me?
I thought I got an AK at you bro.
Alright I gotta do this man, I gotta, this guy in A is the fuck.
All right, I gotta step it up here
You're kidding dude, how do I catch that name
Oh, no, you think them the only triple one trip one triple
One guy triple flashing every bit
Oh my god
GG I suck
me. Hit me, please. Hit me, please.
All of them have Qs. Counter-terrorists win.
I haven't got any killing like five rounds. The way they all peek are just like
There's not peaking they're not they're not peeking when I look they're not there
When I'm not ready
one is in the middle
come on, let's go
24
one is down, let's go
can we peek inside the garage now?
yes
shit
Okay
72 to 39 that's disgusting
That is disgusting
I know, I know, I know!
No bro, no, no, no, Pac-Man, no, not Mirage again, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
The real Pac-Man?
Nice nice nice hey man
Let's see what we have, let's go Cat, I think we're home.
Yes I know, we're here, we'll keep you company.
There's one of five of mine, Cat.
Whatever you want to do, bro.
I'm asking whoever called it.
Another Mirage.
All right, treat me up.
I turn now, good luck everybody.
Wait for the smoke, I'll flash up.
Flash, flash.
Invented?
Oh, you guys have a chance.
Put the bomb on the right.
I'll put it on the right.
Stupid DM ladder.
Double.
Get back
Get up!
CT
Run, run, run
Someone's CT, no
There were others in the tree
Why is there no enemy there?
I was even looking at it, I thought that was an AK glitching or something.
Can you play WarZ again buddy? I missed it 15 years ago.
Oh my god, no man, that game's dead!
That was the original Extracting Shooter, guys, come on.
Yeeeah.
One more house.
I think they're here.
Window, window, window.
I'm pushing apps.
I got smoked by that window guy.
Dude, all these matches are so tough.
It's not like a clear cut, it's always a 1-1-1-1-1.
Let's force her.
Uh, sure.
Come on, come on, come on.
This is how you die, quickly on the X-I.
Super easy.
Uh, sure.
Wut wut?
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
This is how you die, quickly on the X-I.
Super easy.
Step one.
Yeah, we didn't have the bomb.
Alright, well, step one.
I'm gonna cap him, cap him, cap him right now.
This one.
Cap me up.
Counter-taste, man.
Total domination.
You guys want to all run B and give me bomb and I go back to A.
Let's do it.
What are you doing?
Let's get some good money.
If you guys take B, I'm running back, but realistically, we'll see.
Don't need lunch.
I just got a group.
I think they're going around.
It's supposed to be a group.
Everybody here?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I didn't bring my smoke today.
That hurt today.
That's another fire today.
We have a screw today.
On the back.
Outstanding.
Hey, do I run?
Yeah, I know I know.
They're camping on A.
They're not moving.
Yeah, they're just fighting.
Purple, uh, Trader.
I'll try to get him.
Yeah.
He's still swinging.
Calm down.
I'm planting them up.
There's a guy down there.
He spotted me last second.
Well, that's a nice Doppler.
I'm going to get you under two hours to win.
What was that detail I didn't see?
This one, listen a lot.
Dust.
I got one there with dust.
Classic.
Yeah, Kimple wanted to pan, uh, Mirage, sorry, Kimple.
It's okay.
Uh, I'll insta...
We win now.
I'll do it alone. I'll do it alone.
I'll do it alone.
Let's just chill.
I'll do it alone.
I'm not gonna do this again.
Okay.
Unfortunately.
He's shaking.
He's scared.
I'm coming to you.
He dropped.
I'm not pissed on you.
I'm still under.
I'm just gonna team viewer and discord or something when you play
I
Top of the hood. Top of the left.
Last one CT. Last one CT.
Alright, last one's mid.
No, no, mid.
Bro, what are you...
What are you...
I don't know.
Look at this guy.
Look at that, look at that.
Like, nobody told me where he's at, man.
No, he's told me.
Damn.
This guy's here and shit.
Oh my gosh.
Bro, let's try the A.C.
My A.C. positive.
I don't have been there.
I did. I played over the top World War One.
It's good. It's funny.
It's a good game.
It's actually a fun game to grind to because literally all kills lead to
stars and the stars give you upgrades. It's a fun upgrade system, it's a good game.
Two to three, something.
Ah, sorry.
Lotter.
Brr-a-l-a.
Two apps.
I'm attracted.
Shit.
Hmm.
Careful he was already up, apps, he killed me.
Packstab on... stairs.
Okay, I'm gonna go back home.
I'm just gonna...
He wins these he wins these 10 HP four kills
They killed the flying opera would have been a different round sorry
Yeah, this seems like a speedrun back around I apologize
full save, rush A, smoke
I mean we can kill him
Molly's straight up, just gotta get him to site
okay, I'll pre-smoke, just push rung
I'm just gonna toss the smoke as we run
I'm down here, triple triple
default default default
I
Did I instantly a three shots and died
Damn I don't have instant hack man on me bra
I was about to op it, sure.
I don't know, you can op it.
No, no, no, you're a thing.
No, no, no, you got to use it a lot.
Oh, I'm bad, bro.
Why do I get them all done?
What is-
I dropped an AK.
Yeah, someone yoinked it.
You stole my AK?
Dude.
That is not cool, is it?
No, just go up, go up, go up.
I'll figure it out.
I got a lot.
I'm Canadian.
We got nothing.
You're supposed to say sorry now for you.
Nah, I am sorry.
Still wasn't.
What a nice guy.
There you go. I'm gonna reach the free gun.
So, who stole the gun?
Ed.
Come on, nice.
Free kill.
I don't even know any more man we need we need to play together we're very split we can't go mid all by ourselves with no
window smoke granny
greed
Yeah man, the problem is we're all split right now, he's going to be two of us are rammed and lost.
Oh I can't do this, I can't, one critical.
One stairs.
still stairs and close on cover
they have bomb
nah they got bomb
oh damn
CT thing
chat this has been um saying good man this is our last match I was in it was 7-2
are us and then they won so this is our comeback
blue if we win can you send me to the big leagues
okay I got window
stop buying op brother
I'm sitting differently on the chair
I miss window I forgot to go forward
it's gonna launch
no I don't want it
I'm gonna jump across the middle okay.
Flash out.
Oh boy do I get out of there.
Are these guys, are these guys Mirage Masters?
Is the whole team queued together?
They got bombed by the way.
What, you got a girlfriend?
Throwing flashbang
Once cap and the absolute
We don't have the five minute we can just
Gonna go hey, what happened to that? We just run out mid
I
Yeah, we got to just pick a site and rush
Don't just run out every time you run out we run out every time
There's common you guys
I got jungle and
Release the 125
Wait for us together treat each other stairs one
I
I got nothing back
You're right
Bomb
I don't know why they push they push they put
he's coming back
he's pushing ballast
I'm going to the house, I'm going to try to get through.
Damn.
They're pushes right?
They're flying.
I need to go in first.
I don't mind the fighting mid, but we're going to die.
We're short-handed right away.
Near 4 and 12, I'm just trying to save with smart.
Whatever it's like one had climbed one had climbed out. He's got a point man. He's got a point
You win
We got a dex fact that we out there some crazy
call here
watch out
someone come to me solo and just play 3a
I'm lowkey throwing it
yeah
someone's gonna need to commit
now let's do 3a 1 bit
no no no no it's a retake site I promise
there's no point if they rush B it's a bother
oh no oh no what are we doing
Play con play to be I'll play mid with whoever's gonna play window. We could leave it also
We just retake it together
We're gonna rush I delayed rush I nothing that spotted
Just one guy I'm smoking this on B. Bumpy Bumpy Bumpy
Out, out, out.
The van, van, down there.
I'm sorry.
Give me two.
Let's just roll in.
One across and you're on the van, cross side.
The tension is inside of me.
This last one's working nice, good job.
Oh my god!
Oh shit.
Good job, Liz.
Almost head shot at him, dude.
I can't play this game today, bro. I don't know what is going on, dude.
He said one market, and I inherited him, so I just clicked.
I didn't even know they killed everybody.
Scary.
I need a new chair, but I'm playing with one fucking leg right now.
How much?
Yeah, so I got this.
Uh, someone hold mid. I can take mid.
Yeah, they're gonna be a lot more up
Stacked up this one
Bro the timing man, you're just gonna walk out
Just stayed on that default spot man
Not fully out he will go back watch it watch your palace watch your palace. I'm gonna go clear it seconds
Sniper is on the left.
I was gonna ramp.
Revolving, sir.
Yes, sir.
This is the first time you have been squeezing.
Oh, man.
Double refund?
Nice.
Did they have head armor right there?
Uh, didn't seem like it, no.
They're gonna have AKs, so...
Somebody digs.
Throwing fire!
Throwing grenade!
Grenade!
Uh, here.
Laying down smoke.
They're throwing stuff out of it.
There's one HP, one HP.
Oh, is that a car?
Jump.
To ladder, and someone rotate.
One ramp.
Broke ladder.
Watch your jump.
Dude, what is even going on in this match?
That's gonna be it.
One guy peeps out ramp, getting shot from the front.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Damn.
I
Let's just pistol armor here and let's just let's do 1d and then walk for ramp and just hold the cut it
Just by fives I would I can go up a five seven and walk close. It's crazy. This guy's one kill. It's more damage than me
good being jungle
the cap bro
they don't know anything
no bro one cap
don't rushes
did we have a kid? I don't think so
Sorry.
No.
All right.
He had one HP on the two.
Oh my god.
I pretty good for a save now.
Yeah, not bad.
Dead one here, good guy.
Let's see if we hold our ground, we'll be fine.
I believe in the comeback.
Just believe in ourselves here boys.
I believe.
Who's Kepler?
Triple E Kepler?
Let's go!
I'm pushing up here.
Triple Alibos feels bad.
It is what it is.
One ramp.
Another ramp.
around
I'll take it I'll take a ramp apps is open. We're good. Let's open
It's too late for this
are we clear?
drop down something
fast, fast speed
i'm so fucking blind
back
they got me
still talking
they gotta be all low
1hp 3hp
1hp apps
one more apps
late
It doesn't count you see your image at the top there for your cat and all of her images at the top of the screen
Yeah, what is your cat have a diffuse get up his nose?
Let's slip in his nose. He's tippy
you want to be seven or someone dropping it anyone else is doing that
One's gone.
Flash by.
Cat.
Ram.
Two Ram.
Three.
One's gone.
One cat.
Stay low.
I'm going to take it.
One's gone down, Han.
Yeah.
Cat's going to chase Cat.
They're rotating. I think they're rotating to...
I could be wrong.
But they pushed Cat pretty aggressively.
green it's not a bad play to uh yeah
slowly play one more
yeah sorry
hey hey hey I was wrong
oh my god
wins these, he wins these
If I kill him and burn in the molly that would have been perfect but nope.
Damn, damn, damn, we tried.
let me solo a
what
well we can retake it better
one apps
okay now
one apps
ramp clear watch your view
fell back fell back
throwing fire
Is it share one share?
What are you doing brother? What are you doing?
He's one. Um, a lot of your cheese going con three
I'm gonna end early today boys. GG's guys
GG's
Zero three feels bad. I'm not gonna be here tomorrow. I will be here Thursday. Just switching the day off
To tomorrow and then I'll be live on Thursday no stream wedness day live Thursday
Chat I'm gonna end a little early here today boys. I must see you guys on
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I will see you then till next time follow the channel all that stuff and
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Just switching the day off and I will see you guys
Thank you for chilling like always until next time people goodbye chat and journey
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No way to go, no way to run, I just want to take things out of my mind
I've been searching for so long This place I've never made me feel