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Oh my god people oh seven let us catch me here we've made it we've made it to the
land of subsunday we are here yes yes back at it holy moly yeah do we still
like video games do we still like video games what's happening I think so I
So yeah, we hit a that way did we have a thousand did I wonder I pulled this? Oh, yeah
1090 votes for subsunday dude not a dead channel
No
Okay, okay
What's the streak
Hold on let me say my say
We're shrieking at
Okay, one week, which is this week, two weeks, three, oh wait, no, we're only two weeks.
Okay, it's not even a streak.
It's not even a bundle.
Hold on, hold on, relax.
Still over a thousand.
The rest streak has begun.
One thousand, I'm just getting right into this, boys, we're just getting right into
this.
One thousand ninety votes to day four. Sub Sunday people.
Yes, yes.
We're looking at one two three.
Four five. Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Oh, yeah, wait, I've never played this.
Oh, yeah, yeah, six point five games never before seen before.
I mean, before insane, um, you know what, I'm going to be optimistic with what I'm looking at here.
I'm optimistic. This actually might be not on the line, but actually a yellow on the all the four meter is not on the orange yellow line.
I think depending on, I don't know, bro.
We got a little bit of everything here.
We got a little bit of everything here.
We got a seven hour cycle here.
Six and a half.
It's always yellow.
Dude, it's usually fucking orange-yellow border, buddy.
now yellow sometimes it's directly orange this is the rarity it's not always yellow
it's a rarity buddy all right first game
of
Sub-Sunday we are jumping into a but but but brand new release. Oh
Yeah, this one didn't download. Oh
Mom man, that's gonna spoiler
Out of this one not download how big is this? Oh
My god 14 minutes, whatever
Oh, this actually might work. All right. First game of subsunday is a game I've played before but has now 1.0ed.
This game has now 1.0ed. We are jumping in to a brand new, not a brand new release, but a 1.0.
The first game is known as...
I think it might be shy give it a second might be a little shy here oh there it is okay
First game!
Oh my god, what the hell bro?
one of the beavers gonna do now dude what are they gonna do
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Huh.
I kind of don't get it.
So it looked like the whole world was shit and then did they just
find it?
I think that it looked like they looked over and that whole area wasn't
or the twig the twig was the start of oh my god they're still growth was it and
was it an oasis I did see oh I did see a water flow did it show the water flow
yeah maybe I'm just maybe I'm just maybe I got a one yeah yeah look like the
toy was away yeah regrowth regrowth that was kind of cool though yeah like
It looked more like untouched lands.
Let's see, let's see.
Okay.
Ultra.
I love when they hide the ultras.
Okay, I think we're good actually. That's about it.
You know, I actually don't know if I ever played this game.
I swore I played the... I think I played the demo.
And now this game has one point out.
I think that's what I did. I played the demo.
But this was on early access.
Let's see, uh, great time to revisit it, right?
Shit, let's see, man. What is this about?
Oh, is this beaver language?
The music's pretty damn loud.
Easygoing but hardworking, folktales are expert farmers, they respect nature and it rewards
them with classical bounties.
Defectors of the traditional timber ways, they mastered iron and science to build advanced
machinery.
What the fuck?
Ah, you gotta play them first anyways.
All right official maps custom maps
These ones are beginner friendly waterfalls planes lakes
I don't know man
Lakes seems nice
I'm just gonna play normal. I don't know let's see
the
not hard core braw imagine being a beaver what would you like to call your settlement
Bobberpunk?
As long as it's the hardest part of the game, as long as it's the hardest part, we're going
default so we can get past that oh oh shit boys okay oh my god there's a
million things wait is this game like rim world
oh shit found what I found wooden water in you beginning
We're like I assign them to specific tasks by highlighting.
Let's see.
You will learn how to use the tools.
Okay, basics.
Rotate.
Yes.
Okay.
Uh-huh.
Page up.
Zoom in.
Zoom out.
Okay.
One, two, three.
Speed.
Okay, one, two, three, speed.
You know what, bro?
Do I look like a fucking...
Come on, man.
I played a million of these games.
No shit, you're gonna collect wood first.
All right, let's see here.
That looks like a good bit.
This employs a lumberjack that cuts trees, gather logs, medium chance of chipped teeth.
Oh shit, they can chip their teeth!
Oh that's not good!
Oh shit, hold up.
Two flags.
Can I remove this?
Prioritize.
Delete.
Boys, go to work!
a lumberjack yeah we need a dental association it's too far from a district
and I cannot be reached build more paths or a new district oh is that how it works
okay how about this it's too far from a district we're fucked oh shit oh god oh
Oh god, maybe I do need the tutorial.
I actually might need the tutorial.
How about a path?
Oh wait, no, they're actually starting now. They're doing it.
Apparently they're getting wood from there.
You build a path from the door?
Unconnected buildings.
Alright, I actually might need the tutorial here, hold up, hold up, hold up, okay, I might
actually need the tutorial.
Let me see, let me see, let me see, if I make a path here, oh, so they can't go over it,
Let's do this and harvest over here.
There's stairs?
Yeah, but there are a lot.
Oh my god, there's stairs right there.
Oh my.
You know what?
I'm future-proofing.
Because we're going to need to use that anyways eventually.
You always need a lot of wood
So now we have two sources of wood
This building isn't connected. Yeah, you I'm gonna need them anyways eventually
Where was I
Oh, there we go, I never made that let me see how they collect the wood
We've employed one. Oh, it just auto makes it. Oh, here we go. There he is. He's just
chilling. Let me remove this. Whoops. What do we have here? Nothing to do in range. Works
at lumberjack. Buddy, lumber mill. Alright, you have to mark the trees for harvest. Is
Is it this? Duplicate? Copy settings? Prioritize? No get in stock? Assign priorities?
Is it literally cut? Use this to mark areas where trees- oh.
Oh, there we go. There we go. There we go.
Maybe, maybe should have done the tutorial.
Yeah, there's clearly a path to this destination.
Why isn't this one working?
Oh, is it because it's turned around?
Oh no.
Can I rotate my description?
I guess I could just delete it and remake it.
Oh, so paths really matter in this game, huh?
All right, let's see if they actually do stuff now.
Where is my wood?
Under 17 food.
I probably am going to have to start over here.
I feel like I screwed up completely.
I underestimated the style nothing you guys not work at night oh yeah they're
sleeping through let's see let's see yeah they still have food it's okay oh
Oh there he goes, there he goes.
He's actually chopping with his teeth.
I'm trying to control the camera.
There he is, we got him.
We got him.
We need more, we need more beavers.
We need more beavers.
We need more.
Is anyone working here of Valjez working here there you go
All right, we're getting some birch and oak or something
plant crops cut trees
plant crops carrot sunflower potato can we harvest these blueberries?
Assigned priorities paths and structure landscaping a damn storage
Housing what we need for housing housing all right you guys all live on this road here for now
Let me connect to houses
All right, let's start with three
And haven't three how many beavers do we have?
nine adults four children
Four workers
Is there really only one worker per lumberjack flag?
And then there's also a lumber mill for planks.
That's for manufacturing.
All right, here we go, a gather flag, a fishing farmhouse.
Okay, so right here.
Okay
So where do they it looks like where do they even bring the wood is this a pile?
Oh, so okay. He harvests and then the others bring the wood to the main base
Wait, do that. Oh
Wait, no, no, no, this is always a pile and all builders take from there. I'm gonna make a stockpile
I'm gonna make a stockpile right here
There you go. Let's see how this works. Okay. Alright. Okay. Yo, half of these fucking- half
of these motherfuckers aren't even doing anything. Guys, pick up a bed, take your teeth and build
shit. Winter is coming. We're gonna die. We're literally gonna die. Oh, here we go.
actually getting some wood now we got five storage I could priority this oh the
workers migrant population workers to four workers oh so this is you can have a
max of four establishes a district with its own population goods and an isolated
path network employees builders I don't think we want to press that just yet
oh god are they thirsty shelter thirst oh shit water
okay where we making this pump here we go here we go we need to prioritize this
right now get the pump all right let's see priority 12 logs shit I've been
making houses
I make it so maybe I make it so there's more collectors of wood because this is
just one lumberjack flag for one worker. So why not just have three. Let's do that.
Even though how much does this cost? I have no idea. Okay. What the fuck happened? Did
Did they all die?
Oh wait no they're sleeping.
Oh my god they're sleeping.
Holy shit.
Oh my dude.
I thought they all died.
Oh dude that's fucked up.
Yeah they need water.
I thought the game was paused.
They were sleeping in.
Okay, let me see here.
Efficient farmhouse, uh, gathers carrots, employs farmers to plant the harvest, plant harvest crops, plant crops.
Where the fuck do you go to gather?
Dude.
Oh, okay, it's not like cutting trees, they just gather whatever's around them.
Oh shit, grills, veggies.
Oh shit, man.
okay okay what else we still need 12 logs but we have none I really hope they
survive cuz thirst is at minus 10 the beavers are just inherently they're a
laid-back species okay they don't like building they just do it cuz they gotta
Get it done and then they want to go back to Chilin
All right, we have we have way more planks now our wood is getting very good food
We need other berry people this dude's not doing shit 20 berries max
Accepted accept goods except selected
Supply goods to other warehouses
Oh, just accept goods. No goods and selected.
Employees harvest the plant and harvest crops. Well, we don't have a...
Let me try doing the grill. Let's do the grill right next to the storehouse.
Oh, and this actually makes a bunch of food too.
Actually wait, does the girl take berries? I don't think the girl takes berries, that
doesn't make sense. Yeah. Plant trees and bushes, plant crops, sunflower, carrots, potatoes.
Let's do potatoes.
Where? I'm not sure.
I guess for now, let's just make little ones right here.
We'll do little...
Yeah, behind the houses.
I'm not sure if these are too big.
And then I don't think you can't grill the berries. Those are potatoes, some dragon fruit-looking shit, and veggies.
I swear that just connected it.
Ah, let's see. Is that way too much?
That actually might be way too much.
All right, we got the pump now Rajin works there
This whole run is fucked no, it's not oh
There we go there we go
If they start pumping water we got this what else countries
Plants demolish assigned priority paths landscaping blocks water but allows some to pass through other buildings can be built on its top.
Is this not pumping.
I don't think that's pumping.
Small warehouse stores goods stores bulky goods.
Okay, let's do a small warehouse here.
Establishes a district with its own population.
Hollers assist workers within the district and carrying goods.
Oh, shit, greatly increases their productivity.
Okay, I need this.
Housing, of course. Let's get more houses too.
So I have a lot more wood now as well.
So for now, every beaver has a house.
Can you see if this is actually pumping maximum depth, uh, depth workplace, 0.33 an hour.
So three hours for one water.
Pumping filters.
Bad water contamination slows down the farming scene maximum death two meters water dependent requires access to water
All right, let me make a farm right here
And
There's no other priority bro. They're gonna die if there's pump motherfucker pump. Who is this guy? You can't even see him
We have nothing. Oh, he's actually pumping pretty fast. Here we go. Here we go. Line up,
Beavers. Line up. This is a note tutorial playthrough. Okay, there's people who are
going to be triggered watching this, but it's okay. Wait, so for each storage you have to have
what really it's not a general storage probably it's it really maybe later you
get a general storage stores liquids
ah let me see small tank might as well let's just have all our water I need
multiple pumps. It might look nice having three right here. Look at that shit. I might
be overdoing it. But we're going for the visual aesthetic. Alright. Yeah, we need more people
Gathering here too
So let me do three here
I'm not sure if this is factorial like I see how you have to be a bit efficient, but yeah
What is this minus eight oh shit yeah cuz of thirst
First, to unlock a reach average well-being of 15 while playing Foltails, minus 8 of 15.
They'll recover.
Dehydration can be cured.
Even though they're going in and gathering water and they're still thirsty as fuck.
I might need two pumps.
12 wood.
We have enough resources.
have enough. Oh, that sucks. Can you terraform plant trees and bushes? There goes the aesthetic.
What the fuck, man? Come on, dude. I guess I could just remove these. Efts and mirror?
What do you mean? Oh, oh my god, it's beautiful
It's actually prioritized this
And then the farmhouse needs 25 logs how many are employed neighbors 10 workers one unemployed bro
Oh you can see who okay water pumps lumberjacks gather flag
Okay, cuz they're not there yet, okay, mm-hmm, okay
Yeah, who here plays this game religiously how fuck does this look?
It's not that bad, right?
Also, how much does a path cost?
Nothing?
So these are free.
So I can just keep demolishing just to constantly make stuff more in line.
Can I just remove this?
Delete rubble?
Like I just want to get rid of this.
Okay.
I guess this is the way.
I don't know what the hell happened here.
I might actually put one more person here too.
And then let's keep making it so later if more people move in, three more for this.
All right, I guess we'll do two until we can do another one.
Power wheel, water wheel, power shaft transforms water.
I do know obviously we need to build a dam here, but maybe we get our resources correct
first and then build a dam after is what I'm thinking.
But what do we need?
What do I need for a dam?
Oh, you get actually smelter and a mine as well.
Water pump, bad water pump, fluid dump, mechanical fluid, centrifuge.
Where the fuck is the dam?
I keep making new stuff. They're gonna die from water. I have water prioritized.
Um, I don't know what else to do here. I think I was too late giving them water
Yeah, I think I was too late
Four houses equals 12 beavers, let me see if I can recover from this it's not that low yet
although this is still not getting resources given to it I don't know why
the fuck there's still 12 logs priority and no one's doing shit oh wait are
they're building the houses even though I prioritized it let's say they're
they're gonna die tonight? They'll survive. They'll survive, I believe.
Prioritized by haulers. Workplace priority. Yeah, so the haulers should be
moving shit here maybe I make the haulers hut where was that again a hauler
post oh it's huge you selected the wrong building construction priority yeah
Where's construction priority?
Oh, there it goes. Okay, there it goes. Alright, this is for the for our future beavers. Let's go. Let's go
Hurry if we don't build this today, we are dead. Okay, we are dead
We need to build this today
Get the master Builderman
Oh, it's built, it's built. Pump, pump, pump! Double pump, double pump! Keep pumping!
Keep pumping! Oh my god. I don't know if we still have enough dude. We might need a third one.
It's being consu- oof. Oh, shit. Okay. Oh wait, wait, it's disappearing. Oh my god, it's disappearing.
Saved. Two of them might die because they did not go. Saved. Saved. Saved. Oh yeah look
at that. Plus one. Holy shit. Look at that. We survived. The species survived.
In this game, uh, okay. More houses doesn't mean more beavers. I think they just have
to reproduce and it's a male and female beaver and then they have a kid I think
that's it and then it just keeps going like that I don't think a house that
just spawns another beaver
let me see let's just prioritize these even though we're not gonna have
storage for a while actually no let's prioritize the farm we're not gonna have
this for a bit. Let me just neutral these ones out. Mainly the farm just so I can get some wheat and shit.
Bro, where is the fucking dam? I don't need planks yet. Where the hell is the dam? I saw it. Oh.
Okay beavers build dams but why do I need it? Why do I need to block water?
What if I if I build a dam here I'm gonna we're dead well if I I could just block water like
past us. Like the water doesn't seem like it needs a dam right now. To save water during
the drought.
Chat, where should I build the dam?
Is it too early for the dam?
It's too far from the district.
So we still get the water supply coming in.
I don't think this game is like Factorio.
You can't, it's too far from the district.
I mean actually, or even like right here.
Oh, no, this is completely too far.
Wait, this is all completely too far.
So I have to establish another district?
Oh wait, never mind, never mind.
Oh, should I build the dam right there?
And then it's used as a bridge to get to the other side as well.
I don't know how big of a priority it is in this game, but I mean, you're playing fucking Beaver, so you would think it matters.
Horrible Road.
What the ha-
What the ha-
What the f-
Oh, that looks weird, man.
One road.
Oh, of course.
Oh, they never even built this anyways.
I never even built that.
Let's pretend this makes sense.
There you go.
That looks better.
And then I'm going to add two more houses.
I'm going to add two more houses.
I'm going to add two more houses.
And then I'm going to add two more houses and then let's see where we go from there.
How many people? We have 13 beavers.
Everything is good. Who are the farmers? We got two farmers and a caution, vacant.
Oh, they're planting. Oh, my God, the potatoes.
Oh, shit.
And we have an abundance of water.
Very nice. I could even make three pumps.
Does anyone not have a job?
How many farmers actually? We're gonna have three farmers okay. Oh shit dude!
No good selected? What do you mean? Oh! Oh you can store multiple things of course.
Triple water barrel.
Very nice, very nice. Massive potato farm.
I wonder if you need a forester eventually. Because you do plant trees. Oh you do.
Average well-being for wet fur,
0 of 17, nutrition,
social life,
Aesthetic? Oh, farmer monument? Oh, these guys want a bunch of stuff, huh?
The hauling post is needed next. Oh, and we need planks for this.
Um, let's make it so that kind of is usually the next thing you make. Planks.
And, uh, I could put it right here. That's actually not a bad spot.
unless in this game they haul it to the storage and then the hauler is this a
hauler I don't think he's considered a hauler I think we employ haulers and then
they haul from the storage to the lumber mill instead of just going from the
lumberjack flag it to the lumber mill I don't know all right building on
Unstaffed
Yeah, we don't have oh we have more beer we have more beavers showing up here. You need a mill next to the water wheel
Hmm all right, I know I think they want nightclubs or else they're gonna riot
Construction lacks material. Yeah, we need planks
might as well actually prioritize this now that our sudden deaths are gone so
these guys have no more wood to cut so they just chill at their posts so they're
doing nothing because they're waiting for these pines to grow I think interesting
I guess I could just, oh the dam is built now as well.
Um, I guess.
Let me see.
Shit, where did I go?
Cut trees?
They're gonna have to go on the other side here for this, but I don't think they can.
It's not built yet.
Yeah.
Um...
Really?
We have a massive tree issue here.
we have to build this ASAP. How much wood? I have no wood either! Oh no! There is no
no Forester yet. You need this at 30. Yeah, we have nothing. Used it all. Oh, the water
flow looks nice. Beaver only, only beavers are a lot to work in this place, inventor.
Bro come up with something. We are literally gonna die
We'll have the inventor live next to the farm
Yeah, the music man, this is a very peaceful game dude very chill again even though I feel like we're gonna
So we're gonna collapse. I'm gonna collapse our beaver civilization. I
I don't know if we're gonna survive people.
Invisible layers.
We have resources to a degree and we're actually out of berries too.
Maybe... what do they even need? They need so many logs for the dam.
How the hell do you get...
How the... how the fuck do you play this game?
Where are we have a wood shortage and there's no other wood anywhere.
I don't know why they're not collecting wood.
I don't know what happened to these guys.
You can replant trees?
Yeah, but the forester is not unlocked yet.
How did I mark the wood?
Yeah, maybe I needed to make this ASAP so that I could keep up with the...
This is only 30 to unlock it.
This is probably one of the buildings you need super fast to then keep up.
All right, this is the last recovery now
I'll prioritize you only need 12 logs so if we get most of our stuff here planks are not really needed right now
This is another priority
Yeah, if we let's see how fast this guy one hour. Okay, so he he makes this shit fast
Honestly, to keep up with it, because it's such a cheap building, I could just have double
production, and then demolish it.
This is such a cursed playthrough.
It makes it more interesting.
Oh my god, there's a food shortage.
We're dead.
Okay, what I gotta do is make it so no one works here.
So this person...
Starving?
Oh God.
Decreased Desired Workers.
There you go.
We have a free worker here and then free worker and then all those aren't even needed
right now
Yeah, there's no berries anywhere and the crops are not done for another
Six days. Oh my god, we are so fucking dead. We are actually dead
It's over dude the grill takes so much
We have no food
Oh my god, wait, wait, wait, wait, they built it, they built it.
No, they didn't.
Why does it keep showing it as Bill?
I think it's every time I look at, um, yeah, it's every time I look at the before.
No one is still working here even though I pause these.
Excuse me?
Where did I go?
District management.
Where did I go to see the beavers working?
Inventor.
Gather, flag, nothing, nothing, nothing.
Huh?
Oh, so cuz there's nothing, they're just there doing nothing.
Okay.
Sure, we have, we don't have anything.
That's what, you were picking berries, now you're a scientist.
Congratulations, you're now a scientist.
Where did they go?
He's pausing the building, not take him off the job.
It doesn't free up the worker, it's just kind of like, that's kind of weird.
Or maybe it takes a little bit to reassign.
Oh my god, the dam actually got built.
Where's priority on the building, inventor?
Oh.
Okay, literally took priority to do it. Yikes. They're slowly building the dam as well, but
I don't know if we have enough. We gotta wait for the reforester. They're so dead, dude.
the food situation. 53 more days. 3 more days of no food. If they can hold for 3 days, I
could make a grill and then have insane amounts of food. But they have to hold for 3 days.
Oh shit. Does this need planks? And it doesn't need planks. We probably won't have enough
logs. Alright, with two people inventing yikes, it's still slow as shit. Really. That's
gonna take four days to unlock the
Forester. I need 30.
Move the wood cutter flags. Um I don't
think it matters because they just haul
their wood to this to this area. Oh it's
because I'm out of the district. This
as big as our district is. Wait, what? Right? Oh, wait, no. Do you have to move the flag?
Oh, you actually have to move the flag.
Oh, so the lumberjack has his own range on top of everything else.
Maybe you can relocate. Too late.
All right, will they survive I'm worried I don't know if they will click on the
plant tree button third button bottom left I know you can't it's all locked
everything is locked yeah I need the forester you're right but I need the
forester we might need to eat a beaver okay I didn't want to the mayor as mayor
I didn't want to say anything but it's getting to the point where we might
need to eat a beaver. Our potatoes are taking a long time, and it's not looking good. I
don't think we're gonna have enough trees to build our grill. Yeah. We have one guy
Moving logs
Feels bad
Why are they why are you know? Why are they transporting stuff here when I did I not prioritize this?
What the hell
This requires like way too much it's way too many logs right now
Okay
Okay, we're gonna get the forester today
Really? We're too off? How's the food looking? They'll survive. They'll survive. I think.
If we can make this grill in time, we need 21 logs.
There's no way.
There's no way.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Okay, let me see here, Forester.
Holy shit.
Okay, this...
Oh my god, and now this is gonna need logs.
Oh, we're so...
I'm so screwed.
I am so screwed.
And you need planks? This whole run is cursed.
Um, can you move this?
Copy settings, duplicate.
You can't pick this up and relocate.
We have to, I have to rely on these two things unless I can demolish and get a refund, but
I don't think you can do that.
I would totally play this game again this coming week.
This game is pretty fucking cool though.
It's an enjoyable game.
It's cozy.
It's a good game.
Hi Beavers, we've been through worse.
Okay, the potatoes are here.
We're not gonna get massive efficiency
from the potatoes though,
but at least we can feed people.
There they are.
Hurry up, her.
No.
As soon as the potatoes grew?
Nooooooooo!
Tell me it was old age!
Oogadooth, bro!
Oogadooth!
He was homeless and unemployed.
What do you mean?
No.
Well now he's homeless and unemployed. Oh my god
Dude what the hell bro?
Are you kidding me guys you stopped harvesting I just realized man
I don't even think they can do anything with these potatoes because they need the grill
unless they can eat the potato raw but it's not it's saying there's no food
they're eating it raw right unless it stores it until you cook it they're
fucking beavers if we can make this grill they will thrive how many people how
many farmers we how do we have two vacant spots and farming right now unless
the two farmers died yeah how do we have two vacancies where is everybody
working. Three gathers. There's so many lumber jack to water pump. This guy has a ship 0% productivity.
I don't think, I don't think you need to assign anything there.
That's like later.
If there's no assignment, I'm assuming it's general.
Yeah.
I
We did lose some but it's okay
Oh my god, oh my god, they all died
14 oh my god, they all died
of
I
All right
I can play this game again and it wouldn't be the same circumstances.
I now know what's a prioritize.
Okay, I now know.
That was the beta test.
Alright, next game, next game. Yeah, that game was awesome. I might play again later this week.
Next game. Let's see what we have here.
We are jumping into another one.
What do we have here?
Another world premiere here.
We are looking at a game.
It just came out. Some are describing as Minecraft 3.
They passed the sequel and went right to the trilogy.
A game known as...
Or they went right to the third one.
Um, okay.
Start dreaming.
Okay.
Okay, how do you full screen alt enter doesn't work? Mr. Dev. Mr. Dev. Mr. Dev.
Qualia? What is Qualia? Awaken.
Instance, new Qualia. Firmament.
Changes in the Firmament may take several minutes to appear.
New Qualia. Qualia name.
I'm I don't know what I'm doing I don't know
appearance experience what you're making a qualia dude
Oh, son of man, what lies ahead is a withering carcass, a bloated festering limbo, in which
your soul will decay for all of eternity.
Oh dear, the only exit to paradise is through oblivion.
prayer beads?
Oh my god.
Whoa.
Yeah, that's so weird, dude.
A wallpaper block?
I'd craft anything?
This is my quality of work.
Oh, this is an interesting dreamland.
Okay.
This is an alternate reality?
Maybe this thing is friendly.
Oh my god.
Sessions.
A sacred text.
Never forget this.
A holy book.
The holy word.
This is not for me.
Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You can swim too.
This is basically Minecraft when you're, you've taken LSD.
That was the idea when they made the game.
Okay, imagine Minecraft, but like you're tripping great game idea. Let's make it
Possessions I like put this here. Okay, this is the inventory holy text
Some random shit. I think I can upload and download
I
Whoa brown plastic block I split a stack I
Think I just keep I guess it's like pure discovery
Let's get a little bit of everything.
The hand is creepy as hell.
Okay, let me see.
Hold right click to split, lies.
I just tried.
Control Alt Shift.
Oh, wait.
Oh, is that telling you what it's going to create?
I kind of want to just fill the bar.
Shift right click doesn't do anything.
Yeah, maybe I'm just supposed to... it's like a discovery bar.
Got a little of everything, a little bit of this, a little bit of that.
There's some of these and some of them
Maybe a little bit of the spider is he friendly
Oh god
He blades he blades
I'm winning. I'm winning. I think he's almost dead and I'm reflecting the hits. Whoa! Oh
Shit, okay, I got a key
All right, let me see oh, yeah you have to hold it
I'm not sure what this means here, like is that, are you trying to find the correct thing?
It seems like I'm missing a piece to get that to highlight.
make something. I don't know. It looks like a pencil. If you use a divine artifact, rename
pencil. Oh, holy pencil! That looks like a satisfying number two pencil. Freshly sharpened.
Oh, shit.
I think I gotta erase the world.
Yeah, that should be a C.S. knife.
I can't build a house, what the hell is that, is that a person?
I'm seeing things, alright this bar is about to fill up, so let's see what happens.
Oh my god!
You have bloomed, some of your attributes have increased, now select a bud.
Receive a pendant that guides you towards a Tiamana lay line.
Increase inventory space, receive three cash cubes.
Receive a necklace that randomizes your rebirth position when worn, increased heart by one.
I can take this, this guides me somewhere.
Do I need guidance?
There it is, guided.
It's bringing me somewhere.
Hopefully I can actually bake it.
I think I can swim.
What the hell is that?
A weird type of opal berry slice?
I don't know what that is.
Grass block.
Alright, the same item doesn't do anything.
Where was this?
This is my only indicator of where to go to figure out what the hell is going on.
Rename something with the pencil?
True.
How?
I don't know.
Oh, yeah, this is this is marathon one
You think Mojang's gonna sue for this game?
I think the thing that pops up is, oh you got something new for the first time.
Oh you can actually just...
Use Shrek.
Keep building, cause I gotta vomit block.
And now I have ball chef act
What if I put the pencil oh my god, I don't think that's worth it. I love the pencil. Oh my god
I'm winning. I'm winning.
I've won. I've won.
And now I have 24 bombs.
Does this actually break stuff?
Yes, it does.
Who's this?
Oh my god, I'm sorry.
Come back!
Who are you? Enter a name!
Little Baba, Little Joe, Little Joe, what the hell, man?
Alright, let's get through here, maybe you'll follow me around.
Right there.
Watch out, bro, watch out.
Oh my God!
No!
Oh
Dude everybody's dying today man first the beavers
I do one
The Jade Bomb? Does this take everything? Oh my god, it takes everything. That was horrible.
Yikes.
Receive a penalty guys you're towards the I'm doing that lung heart inventory and empty capsule
some empty capsule that's oh empty capsule and I like the darkest area of the map I can't
I see shit right now, bro.
I can't even see anything right now, man.
I decided to follow in a direction.
What the hell?
Alright, little Joe, little Joe too.
Oh my god.
Some say that was the devs actual cat.
Little behind the scenes.
Okay, there's a massive wall here.
You know what? Maybe the world is like this because of the color scheme I chose.
Maybe that's what happened here.
Can I change it?
Maybe, uh, yeah, I don't think you can.
Oh, god, it looks like I made it look worse.
This is hell after killing the beavers, you think so?
You might be right.
Yo, can I maybe make a boat?
Okay, maybe I can cross here.
I can swim.
I can do it.
Apparently you get rings later on or something.
That looks like ringslots.
Okay, let's go.
That looks like an underground base.
Oh my god, the light.
I got a box, but I might die.
No!
I didn't see anything in there.
Wait, there's a cross.
Wait, oh, wait a minute.
Oh my God, I walked right by this.
Even the dust-borne creatures overflow with Tiamana, countless sparks of consciousness and
the sea of chaos,
full lessing into one at the end of space and time,
where the seven suns would burn away the self.
Okay, what does all that mean?
How do I fit into this?
You're just going to Lord dump me and then just lead me?
That randomizes your rebirth position like when I die it will just spawn me in a random
area? Am I reading this right?
A leaky pendant.
And maybe it's like no world I just chose, I don't really know what to do.
I don't have no idea what to do.
Dig straight down.
I can't.
I'm going to drown dude.
Maybe I should just restart and try finding like a different seed, maybe the seed just
sucks.
Oh, because you're supposed to, I think every time you find one of those visions that
lights up all the beads.
Yeah, something at the cross.
I'm gonna I'm gonna just die. Let's see what happens here spot me somewhere not shit
Why are you talking shit now?
This is if you grew up playing Minecraft and now you're 35 and balding and you have a mid-life
Crisis and you're still playing Minecraft the game
Maybe I can capture it.
Or not.
What was this, dooh?
Oh, the holy text!
Shebunnydaa maaah!
Alright, oh.
I take back everything I said, alright.
Oh my God.
over there. I keep staring at that ring cloud and now that I respawn and I see it again I feel
like the cloud is an indicator of where to go. Okay because that is the second time but it's
going to lead me into the sea. Oh god.
Oh my god.
There's a gelatinous glitch.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Okay, okay, what happened?
I'm going to call you little ghoul.
You piece of shit.
Ow!
Shit!
No!
Maybe this is my universe and that's why I have this pencil.
I'm supposed to name everything.
You're going to load me in.
Really?
You don't lose everything from dying.
Leave me alone, dude.
I wanna craft stuff!
Let me keep jumping towards me.
Oh my god.
Okay, I finally killed him in the aggro to another one.
Dude, what the hell man?
Okay, I'm dead. Just kill me.
I don't know.
What the heck?
A nuke capsule?
Are you serious?
Oh my god.
I'm going to restart.
Shopee, Condition.
Are these different people's worlds or something?
They seem like user games.
oh my god this guy's living in the fucking field in 300 bro I was in hell oh my god bro
finally holy shit we're gladi we're gladi we're gladi here oh god damn bro okay
Oh my god!
Get away from me dude, get away from me!
Stop!
No!
No!
No!
Little Goose for life.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
I'm going to this mound that looks like a Salvation.
Oh nice.
There it is.
A wall.
Just a wall.
Those look like they're gonna kill me.
Let's go around it.
anyone playing this and did you just like build a house here did you just play it like
regular Minecraft I don't know I'm trying to kind of figure out the vibe but like it's
cool but I don't really... I like the look of it. And other than that, it's just a little...
weird? A potato?
It's a bubble bear egg.
with like weird little creatures that are kind of cute I don't think they follow you around though
Oh, you can't just like leave them there.
What a guy.
Uh...
Oh my god, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die.
Get away from me, get away, I gotta stop this, right away.
Oh.
Okay, for a lot.
How would...
What the fuck? Oh my god. Yeah, someone killed your friend. Oh my god.
Okay.
If I recreate him.
There's a fucking snowball! What is that?
What is this?
Gel Bruiser?
Oh my god.
Okay dude.
I thought this game wasn't peaceful.
Okay, this seems like the basic item it gives you.
I have played Hytale.
That was okay.
Okay.
Okay, let's go towards whatever this is and see what's up.
I
My next game it's a it's a cool game, but I don't know if I I don't I don't think I don't know what I'm doing
It's a cool game, but yeah, I don't follow at least dig down really
I'm digging down, bro.
It's better be life altering.
No yellow paint equals shit game, bro.
No one said that, man.
Digging down a mountain? Yeah.
Ah! Ow!
Really? That's BS, man.
I literally put down blocks to protect myself.
Oh, yeah, this is a cool game, man.
It's cool, it's cool, man. All right next game
Maybe I didn't see the vision
Holy are I don't know all right next game as we continue
We are headed back to or not headed back, but we're going to another game here
Another brand new release never before seen here we are headed to Holy Moly.
Another brand new release.
This one I see the vision.
This one I understand the vision.
Seeing how it's straightforward.
We are headed to...
A game known as Ranger's Path National Park Simulator.
Oh my God.
It must look really good.
Look at all the shaders, boys.
Look at all those shaders, boys.
Alright, let's see what you have here.
What's that guys?
Alright, so we have here Native Ultra Hardware Ray Tracing.
We got Ray Tracing?
Is this real life?
The game?
start your ranger career start your ranger career boys
what the hell that was weird
Let's go with this guy and uh, sure.
See what we have here.
Okay.
Hey names F.U. Morales, I'll be your radio contact out here in Fairmont National Park
And you know together with duck tape and goodwill we're short on you find it on the map where you come in and think so
You'll be hiking fixing checking permits keeping folks from walking off cliffs
It's not glamorous work, but it matters.
Oh yeah, you could've find it! Yeah, that's all fucking knowledge works, innit?
I don't know how to fucking tie my shoes before I learn.
Radio's waiting for you at Ranger HQ. Pick it up. I'll be there.
That's how this whole thing works.
I've got your back. Mostly.
Welcome to the wild, rookie.
Okay, Effie by the way, Effie.
Oh, shi- Yeah, this actually looks pretty good.
Oh, damn.
Your new life as a ranger starts with the essentials, your radio, and your uniform.
Oh, damn man.
Alright.
I left the streaming life said no more electronics
And here we are
The office
Radio talking good you found the radio I was starting to think I'd have to fire up the old emergency siren
Let's get you dressed head over to your wardrobe your uniform should be inside
All right
Yeah, not bad not bad, okay
Seems extreme I don't think so man Fremont Ranger
Wardrobe oh my god
A new life, a national park.
I'll set radio uniform vague sense of purpose. Yeah, you're a ranger now. Welcome to the woods
Time to put you to work I've marked a trail on your map that needs some love
It's one of two will need fixed before we even think about visitors
Roger
How many people visit national parks like I wonder on average
How bustling are these?
Oh damn, you can drive.
Oh, shi-
Can you go first, person?
Hey, yo, what the hell do to my-
Alright, headlights, nice.
Okay, handbrakes.
Good stuff.
All right, all right, all right.
Pretty nice, pretty nice.
Oh, y'all, the driving's not bad.
Technically, we really didn't need this.
You can't put the tablet while driving, of course.
All right, let's see.
There's no direct drivable path.
I just got the goddamn AC just went on there we go
No.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Alright, one more time here, one more time.
You know what?
This way.
I'm bringing my car, dude.
I'm bringing my car.
I don't know what to tell you.
Alright, we can't sit there.
My car is coming to this mission.
All right dollars like a good place park
All right, let's go check out what the hell's going on here
All right, the park's not open until the trails are oh my god
Fucking hooligans, bro. What the hell did people just come here and dump all their shit
I got my handy dandy
handy dandy little litter picker
god damn come on bro just some ass I'll just fucking drink some beer just put it
down and then enjoyed some ramen and just put it down on the ground yeah what
the bag physics what the fuck oh my god
looks like it lost a fight with a bad weather
if you focus a bit you'll notice where it needs work
all right god damn fucking hooligans bro
what asshole decides to drive to a national
forest park and then fucking litter on the ground
I don't believe that's a thing. There's no way.
Because who the fuck is going to a national forest park?
If you go, you probably respect nature. So then why would you litter?
The logic makes no sense.
The logic makes no sense.
I don't follow.
I thought I could short up the FOV, that's all good.
Repair the tail head sign.
Uh, where is this, right here?
Alright, my handy-dandy screwdriver.
Alright.
Alright, that's now my hammer, my hammer of course.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh fuck, oh shit.
There it is, oh fuck, oh shit.
There it is.
Oh, you see we're gonna paint this
All there all there
Second marker should be close you can use your map if you lose your bearings. Oh damn
I'm all right
Yeah, these paths apparently they need a lot of maintenance
Okay, where's the other one? Oh my god, I have a sense here there it is right there
Let's get the hammer
Oh fuck. Shit.
Nice.
And then let's get some paint.
So that I don't get lost.
And...
Nice.
Fellers rest.
Fellers rest!
Alright, nice. Let me see here.
exit, repair, park fixtures and clear the litter.
Let's get the hammer.
Boom, boom, boom, boom!
Ah!
Up hop.
It's still messed up.
I need my handy dandy screwdriver.
i don't know how this mechanic works
there it is, i did it
very nice
yeah, why is picking up the trash kinda fun?
I just thought of it, bro. An MMO. The whole world is filled with garbage.
A hundred players connect. You have a bag and a picker upper.
All physics-based trash. And you need to clean the world.
I can see it, bro. I can see it free to play.
We can have a season pass, different colored trash bags,
different colored fucking picker things.
I could see it, man.
Chat, would you play it?
We could kickstart it.
Very nice.
Photographed the clean campsite.
All right, I did this.
Look at you, making the place look almost respectable.
That campsite won't win any awards,
but it's clean, safe, and ready for whoever stumbles in next.
Funny how the working fire pit and a patch of flat ground
can make the whole forest feel a little more forgiving.
Gives folks a place to land
and keeps them from getting lost out here.
At least one can hope anyway.
All right, rookie, if that first trail was practiced,
this one's the real deal.
I've marked it on your map.
Let's keep the streak going.
Let's see, alright, one trail marked, the other one, uh, that looks like it's, I gotta,
I'm gonna drive there, I might drive there.
Do I, whatever, I'll walk, I'll run, I'll run.
I'll run, I didn't get my 10k in anyways.
Plus there's a bunch of shit everywhere.
Like this.
Oh, no trash fell out.
Okay.
Why are you running like T1000?
Because I believe in efficiency.
So every movement, I try to be very efficient.
Shut up man!
Shut up dude!
Oh even if you're half out it doesn't matter we're good, we're good.
That's one problem solved next one's a bit heavier a big old tree came down
I noticed that and it's not going anywhere on its own. Oh shit. I actually have to okay. Here we go hold on now hold on
All right, here we go
Oh shit that was very efficient he needs to do everything here
Crazy.
Insane posture.
Alright, that looked good.
Clear, fallen tree, there's another one.
I feel like you can get all this done in a day and then you're not doing anything for like a month.
I feel like you can get all this done in a day, and then you're not doing anything for like a month
Plus
Opposite of this shit breaking
There's got to be one park ranger in the chat all right, it's it's definitely it seems like a night at pool life
Cool, but maybe you got a you got it
Oh, but maybe you gotta, you gotta be ready for a lot of, uh, slow days.
Unless there's just a lot of tourists, uh, tourists.
Oh, shit, man.
It's not like Firewatch.
What do we have up here?
Oh, did I miss the Fallen Tree?
I was just going right for this. Yeah, move this here.
Okay.
that's a carpentry saw yeah the devs that bro the guy just needed to make a
I saw it, you didn't know the difference?
Put on some ranger music
You're right. It is missing music, isn't it?
There's gotta be a park ranger mix
There's gotta be
park ranger music mix
bro youtube's fucking wild
look at this shit look at this shit
who the fuck
so random but there's something there's always something
i think it fits
There we go.
They don't want people going left now.
Whoa!
Oh shit.
Yo, I built that.
Fellers rest.
Oh.
Really?
There's a bear near your situation. Don't panic. Don't smoke it.
And if you can, take a picture.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. There's a bear.
Oh shit.
Oh fuck.
Yeah, what is it? Wait, how does it go again?
This might be wrong.
How does it work? If it's a black bear,
still if it's a brown bear boop its nose if it's a white bear you're fucking dead is that how it works
did i mix it up
did i mix it up
What do you run if it's a brown bear brown you laid that brown bear laid down black bear fight back
I don't know, white, goodnight.
Oh.
Yeah, don't confuse the brown and the black.
Yeah, brown played dead, be docile.
Doseile.
Alright, lexicon, that's a bear top of the food chain out there.
When you encounter a new species, press C to photograph it.
all right let's see oh my god how do I zoom oh my god there is there is there
is all right technically we could go we can get closer we can get closer it's a
Black Bear we can get closer.
No!
Well, you didn't get mauled and we got the shot.
I'd call that a pretty successful wildlife encounter.
Yep, I agree.
Remember that campsite you cleaned up?
Damage control was easy.
Now, let's see how you do with people and their paperwork.
back to the campsite and make sure everyone's got the right permits campsites like this need
a valid permit if someone's missing one smile nod and remind them this isn't the wild west
okay I'm gonna give everybody a fine that doesn't have a permit okay I take this shit
very serious okay this is part there's rules here there's fucking rules okay this guy
Hey! Hi there!
Ask for permit.
You got the goddamn ultimate membership?
Alright, it's three o'clock. The hell am I looking at?
Uh, basic?
Wait, what the hell am I even looking at here?
Is this it?
lady what are you doing okay she left yes does he have the ultimate all right
you're good bro you're good camping fishing forest meadows all day pass 322 I
I think he's good
All right, I think it's valid. I
Think he's good dude. He's good
Good to know
Let go give fine. Can I give a fine just cuz
You wasted my time by having a legit permit
Later then oh
You can
Plus let's be real he littered, okay. I have a sense for these things. I can tell all right. I can tell this is his
They shit in your tent, but they shit in your tent
Are you kidding me guys are you kidding me? Are you kidding?
You're just gonna fucking drink some shit and put it on the ground
No one else has been here.
Parmit please. Parmit.
Everybody's fine.
Good day for a walk, huh?
Yes.
Assuming you have everything.
Pro plus fish-
Are you kidding me?
She's got the pro plus.
317. She can't camp.
Camping is not allowed with this pass.
Lady, unauthorized access, unauthorized activity.
Are you serious? It's not camping.
Bro, this is literally...
There's tents, a fire, and they're an arrest spot.
This is the camping ground.
Am I tripping?
come on there's got to be a way around this sorry no
very strict around here you did you did hello I was gonna ask you huh basic are
you kidding me all you guys road trip to a fucking national forest park and
couldn't follow the basic bitch ass rules are you kidding me why do you
think we offer the basic plus bro what are you doing come on there's gotta be a
way around this the way around was to have the proper shit fine I earned that
one catch you later oh this lady I'm earlier hey during your rounds yes pro
plus doesn't allow for camping either oh my god basic plus an ultimate allow
what are we doing on this got to be a way around this yeah fair enough excuse
me excuse me and I saw her this is one of the greatest parks in America you
mother fucker
was the fifth there
this guy look he's probably legit basic plus finally someone who actually has the
proper shit man
very nice valid
all good
but you're still getting a fine for being in the presence of four others who
didn't
have camping permits
And you would've known, because you got the basic plus, which means you could've told them.
Because you actually read the fine details, okay?
That's ridiculous! I didn't do anything wrong!
And just like that, you became the most feared clipboard in the forest.
This is what protecting the park actually looks like.
I agree, I agree.
But it's important work.
I agree.
I agree, thank you.
Ranger, we've got a problem.
Someone's gone missing.
It's getting late, but some of those trails are impossible to navigate.
Oh shit.
Bad timing, worse terrain, but you're all we've got.
Really?
That's no locations on your map.
Go.
Okay, hold up.
Hold up.
Let me see.
Let me figure this out.
Oh my god.
Let me check my iPad.
Alright.
Oh shit.
You want me to go all the way up there?
I gotta bring my car.
I need my car.
There's no way I'm going up there without my car.
Oh, it's still there.
Excuse me!
Excuse me!
How's it going?
Hello, sir.
Fishing forest meadows.
Pro plus fishing force meadows
You're good man. You're good. You're good works for me
Yes, it does. I'm gonna give you a verbal warning
Okay, just actually I won't let go. I'm glad that sorted. Have a good one. Just fucking go
Yeah, I'm checking the date
I'm pushing you really didn't do anything, excuse me.
Glad someone's main painting these.
Wait, oh my god, the car's completely stuck now.
Oh, shit.
Come on, Betsy! Come on!
Oh wait, you can respawn it. You can respawn.
There is a way up on the left.
We got an emergency. We got a missing person.
uh, day is about to break
so we gotta go
we gotta get up here right now
this is not good
we're going, we're going
All right, we're near the path.
Flora nearby.
All right.
My Bs are just keep this car on the road.
Yeah, do we have ATVs?
Moving outside?
All right, whatever.
I'm fucking walking.
God damn it.
Finish your work do it now. All right. I'm going I'm going
How close are we?
We'll make it we'll make it
We'll save her before the shift ends.
Okay.
Search the area and locate the missing hiker.
Is Orange good or bad?
Oh, you can identify that stuff.
Whoa
Get my axe out about the battle to bear
Okay, so one decided to leave the path and oh my god, there they are
Make sure they are stable then check back in with me and then find them panic
Ma'am, can I see your permit or something? Inspect the hiker using your ranger sense?
Hyperthermia and fractured wrist. Alright, here's some first aid.
Did you even realize how bad it was till you touched it? Please, that's not helping me.
Oh, God.
Oh that's warm. Thank you. Okay, you want our first aid or something? Please that's not helping me. Okay, you want more? Okay, let me call for rescue. I owe you everything.
Okay, Jesus. There stays now. That's what matters. Let the fact pick up. Let's make sure it doesn't happen again. Gotcha. Alright. Job well done.
Well done.
I'm going, I'm going.
I know my way around here.
Return to your Ranger hut.
Very nice, very nice.
Where my car is I'm not sure I parked it somewhere and hopefully it comes back to me one day
All right, oh, it's right over there
I was in a bad first day on the job.
That was pretty nice.
Time to head home
and go to Bege.
Bedtimes early here because you got to wake up at the
ass crack of dawn. I almost ran over that plane.
I'll be right back.
This is kind of peaceful, that's nice.
All right, I guess not a lot of people want to be park rangers
We can sleep till morning here. Let's see
Holy glazing okay
Looks like you survived your first night
Before you head out check your wardrobe. There's a little something waiting for you. Oh my god
And just like that we've got a full fledged rookie on our hands
dedicated hat button of what exactly now that parts up to you oh shit
well this guy's been having like a mental episode since I got here or colorful
growing nearby take a few photos for our database you'll find the target area on
your map okay I'll be right here if you need anything when a call out comes
it'll appear on your watch for a few seconds. You can choose to accept or decline.
I'm gonna fly up boopie!
Is that... is... I think the orange... I think I sort of got it on the... it's behind here.
Am I tripping?
Oh, that's telling me there's a bed there.
I guess I just have to find it even though it says the planet is just like in this area
What was that?
Oh, it might be that white part on the map.
I think this just shows the yellow trail and the green trail. Oh, it's this right here. It's on the other side
What is this? Oh, there's a respawn button
Oh, so we have
Insane driving can you actually?
That's messed up the bunny just disappeared okay, that's that's fucked up
Let's see we have it. Oh, I know he's alive. Can I photograph the bunny? Oh
There's a bunch of bunnies
That sounded like the same bear from yesterday
All right, we're looking for a California poppy
Is that are those two caps
What the hell are those?
I don't know what the hell those were, but they're cool.
Oh, there's the poppy, right there.
there it is raccoon
let me actually photograph these
That one's worth printing. Nice shot.
Thank you.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
We're gonna see your permit.
Hey! Everything alright?
I don't know, you tell me.
You tell me.
Oh sir I apologize the ultimate the ultimate pass my bad sir my bad be on your way
please okay great damn bro the ultimate edition
So, slide a wrinkle in the day.
Someone didn't make it back from their hike.
My apologies, sir.
I've lost their last location for you.
Hello again.
Wait, give direction?
It's lost?
I'm looking for a strawberry overlook.
Know where that is?
Motherfucker.
Oh, yeah, right here.
Yes, that's where I'm going.
Thank you.
Later.
OK, I get it.
I'm here if you need anything.
Shit, I would have found him.
That person's now dead.
Oh my god, the holy rock. What the hell was that here the whole time?
This guy, this guy scuffed Spider-Man on vacation. He's got no permit.
He's got an apartment.
Yes, I am.
Basic plus, huh?
Okay, okay, okay.
I'll clue them.
Looks like something's come loose again. Maybe a raccoon got creative. Mind handling it?
I've marked the spot on your map. That helps more than you know.
Yeah, I need a biker and ATV you want me to run my ass all the way over there?
Holy fuck. All right, here I go.
Yeah, we need a bike.
Yeah, but you can't bring your truck onto the park round. It clearly kind of needs to stay on the road.
Oh my god.
There we go.
What do we have over here?
God damn raccoons.
This is what happened
That's why I always keep some nails
My tool belt
But I sure do good work out there Ranger
Very nice very nice
Yeah, I
I guess you actually do want to keep asking for permits because you do get XP.
A little bit.
Other than that, I guess you kind of just, can I go and like repair another path or
something?
station? Petal pond? I guess not. Yeah, let me ask. What is this? Oh, we can repair.
You can kind of just walk the paths and find things to repair.
Got a report of a trail being blocked by some debris. Shouldn't be too bad, but it eats
clearing. I'll mark the spot on your map. Okay. I'll be right here if you need
excuse me holy shit what over there my teleport no looks like we're going hey
yeah Devo thank you for the 10 gifties bro
start running boy it's your job boy you better start running boy yeah thank you
for the gifties bro
teleport I don't know maybe it's like supernatural powers
Yeah, the life of the park ranger.
Why not?
Yeah, this is probably exactly how it is to be a park ranger.
Oh shit, water dev.
Oh, you can't go there.
Oh, you can't go, you can't go there.
This is how you do resistance training.
You go upstream or not, or not, or not.
Okay, can I just, I'm trying to get to the shore.
Can I not go there?
Okay.
That's literally my house as my bed is right there
Oh, that worked.
Oh, shit, yeah, there's so many people here.
This is a very popular park
And this is why even the rangers stick to the trails yep
I should just find everybody
Animal nearby
My head was getting sweaty with the hat. Oh my god. All right whoever's near here is getting fine. Nope
Nope. Whoever's near here, sir, you're fine. Nope.
Hey, doing your rounds?
Yup, and you're the closest one here.
I don't care.
Even if you're an ultimate pass, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
You did this.
Not that it sucks out.
Yeah, it does.
That's not fair.
OK.
Take it easy.
Always nice to spot a ranger.
OK.
You're not going to like this.
You're not going to like spotting me, though.
Okay, great.
There you go.
That's not fair.
Appreciate the help.
Is there no penalty for finding people
who don't need fine?
Or, no.
Ah!
All sort of guy.
Oh fuck, you're gonna find me?
Oh shit, alright.
Alright, let's see here.
Everything is broken on this path.
Wait, that kinda worked.
Who's emptying the garbage cans?
I think I do.
It just doesn't show it.
There we go.
There we go.
Oh no.
Axe Dev, I don't know what we were doing.
I'm gonna be honest, Axe Dev. I don't know what the hell we were doing.
I don't know what the hell you used as a reference.
very nice very nice I'd say
a job well done. Let me look at what I made. Let me inspect it properly. Yeah. I'd say
that's a job well done next it's all the four-time maybe for you buddy I'm having
a blast
We're ready here, little square, a little bit of straight paint, oh my god damn I'm talented
holy shit, okay.
Okay, I did fix everything here.
Oh, there's a sign.
Oh my god.
There we go. Very nice.
Flora nearby.
I wonder why this is highlighted. Just showing me like places, uh, things I can interact with maybe.
I'm not gonna be on Thursday. I'm gonna play Crimson Desert on Friday. Plus it comes out
super late on Thursday. Eagle back discovered. Eagle back.
Oh, there he is!
That path looks better already.
Appreciate you getting it done.
Of course.
Can I get a helicopter pickup, please?
All right, Ranger.
Training wheels are off.
This is your first assignment as a full Ranger, so let's start with something useful.
Oh, shit.
An old information panel out past the ridge that needs repair.
It's pretty far take the car part way shouldn't take long once you're there
Roger badger I gotta head all the way back down
Another bench.
Looks like a few things out there could use a fresh coat.
Just watch out. Some of the birds get territorial. I've marked the area for you.
Oh, shit, man. That looks nice.
Hey.
Hey!
Okay, I'll admit I was hoping you'd take it, but I hear you
Clean very nice
All right now. I got a bucket the hell down
Really my vehicle is so far away
I'll be there soon give me until nightfall and I'll get there
All right, might as well start sprinting
Give me two business days
There's an old trail out there that could use some serious attention think you can help open it up again
Yeah, I'll send over the location
Makes things easier on the both of us
Yeah, I should just roll down the hill
All right, let's see
Yeah, there's something cozy about this. It's like you know, it's it's a well-made sim. It's a very specific sim
But I'd say this is a well-made simulator
it's not kind of just like the potato one but you know it's literally a park
ranger sim what the hell do you expect did I not just clean this shit up bro
there's a cereal shitterer around here a litterer okay I'm getting sick of this I
just clean this up I just emptied it this is why we have to find everybody
So people realize we're strict around here and then you never have a problem
All right back on track that shit's far as hell. I'm gonna do the car quest first
I don't know, right? This place is busier than the mall. No way this many people are gonna find on a national park on a Monday.
Right. What the hell?
You wouldn't know. Am I underestimating how many people actually do this?
Don't get me wrong. I just looked great. It's beautiful
But I feel like nowhere they get the this busy obviously depends on the
Fucking trail or it depends on the National Park, you know
All right, let's see what we do here.
We made it to the car.
All right.
Where are we going?
Drive to the parking area.
Let me turn this around.
It looks like on the outermost.
Yeah, maybe because both games take place outside.
Yacka!
Park up ahead there, you'll have to finish the rest on foot.
Crazy ass car dude.
Where we headed?
It's a big park.
Oh we gotta go, oh my, alright.
Your first real assignment as a footballer is already trying to get a future visitor
something worth stopping for and maybe learn a thing or two yourself along the way.
Man.
Always nice to spot a ranger.
Bro, I wasn't trying to- Excuse me.
Be safe out here.
Question.
Man.
How's it going?
I don't even know where I am.
Where do black bears usually sleep in winter?
Bitch, do I look like Google?
I don't know.
And Dan's or some shit I think make sense. Thank you. Thanks again. You know what excuse me hold up
Excuse me basic plus excuse me
Okay, all right
Works for me
Okay, okay, whatever
All right, thanks. Take care. See you around
I should have fined here for wasting my time you're right
All right, let's go let's go
This should just curve to the right or something oh
My okay
Okay Rangers got a Rangers got to walk a lot
Oh this is gonna take a bit. I might not get there until nightfall.
I guess you know what being a ranger you gotta really like well like I guess it's the
paths you know. You got to plan your walks.
I guess that's Spider-Man guy again. Oh shit this is nice up here. Why is the map
in this game randomly like pretty nice?
This game needs a dynamic UI.
Oh, shit.
That's not helpful. Oh, really? Okay, let me fix it for you.
There you go. Let me make it helpful for you. Great observation, sir. Great observation. Can you point at the problem?
I can't see it. Perfect. Thank you. All right, let me fix this for you.
there you go how about now how about now is that helpful
the lights fading fast you'll want to finish whatever you're working on before it's gone
is that helpful bro hi there what's that man how is this
hmmm... oh fuhal you know what you know what's not helpful
you know what's not helpful you being here and making me fix this while being on an expired
ass card you piece of shit.
You sure you read that right?
Yes, motherfucker.
OK, here's a fucking fine.
Yeah, fair enough.
Hold on.
Always a pleasure.
I got a lot of your man.
Is that a bunch of trash up ahead?
bro
Fucking top of that a ramen party up here
Okay
There's another trash here and a sign.
I don't know if I'm going to make it to this location.
The sun is going down.
Tra closed, do not enter.
Make sure I'm going the right way.
Oh yeah, info panel area. Let's go check it out.
That light fading around you, that's your cue to go home. I can't I
Can't go home it took me all day to get to this job that you wanted me to do I
Can I gotta commit to this and fix everything
I can't go. Oh yeah, there's a
Ranger post up there. It's my
first real job.
Righty-tighty.
Yeah, what if this is hardcore and you
you actually do end up dying. Or they have to like rescue you. It might be a thing. There
There we go.
Oh, this looks, okay, definitely the sun is setting here.
Very nice.
I don't know how these raccoons are pushing their shit down all the time.
Their strength is impressive.
Is that smoke up ahead?
Uh-oh.
Oh, shit.
Rockfall camp.
What? I think you passed out. Oh it doesn't matter. Oh it does not matter if you sleep or not.
Take a picture
Bro turn around bro go please
It doesn't want to take a picture
A lot of wear and tear.
Ooch storage.
Ah, that's what that was.
Oh, but we're not going to fix that one apparently.
Alright, what are we doing here?
info panel. Oh look at this sir are you the one that made me walk all the way up
here? I should probably double back. No one is taking care of this place. Are you
kidding? Oh you're all you're getting fine. Oh you're getting fine buddy. Your
Motherfucker, you're getting fined.
How dare you.
Good running into you.
Oh, really?
How old do you have here, sir?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, you're gonna criticize while being on an expired, basic bitch-ass fucking car?
A piece of shit?
There's no way. Must be a mistake.
No, motherfucker, read this shit-ass date.
All right, lesson learned.
The fuck out of here? The fuck out of here?
I'm not giving you shit.
Take it easy.
Figure it out.
Hopefully you don't get lost.
There's bears out there.
There it is.
A little worse for wear, but still standing.
The park's full of places like this.
Things meant to teach, but left to rot.
Go ahead and get it back into shape.
I've picked three species to highlight and marked a few spots where you might find them.
Get photos of each the clearer the better and we'll add them to the board.
Ray Owl Indian paintbrush
How does this lady keep tracking everything I'm doing is she like in a drone or something
Oh, yeah, we got a view boys.
We got a view, of course, and some asshole.
Wow.
What are we doing here?
What are we doing?
What the hell even is this?
Combo Breaker Looter!
God damn.
That shit's beautiful.
Alright.
We got to go photograph some animals.
Oh, we got to walk for a bit.
Okay.
We got a couple of things.
And some campers that need to be found.
I'll actually just cross here and go off path. Let's see.
Oh my god, it kind of does look like this could be a hitman mission.
Agent 47.
It's totally why now that's it's kind of this little look like that man now. God damn it. You broke it dude
You broke the immersion
Okay, apparently there's a bird or a
Gray owl or something around here
Some type of bird.
Some type of bird?
Unless it's that, the sky.
They're too far away.
It's an owl and just is straight up bird.
How are we going to find this?
I don't know.
as Indian paintbrush is not a bird by the way it's actually this holy shit
good shot that plant easy to overlook but it stabilizes most of the slope around
I'm not gonna I'm not Indian paintbrush was literally a fucking bird alright
Where's the gray owl?
All right
Maybe we can go around here. Oh
Yeah, there was a fence to fix this is a video game
This is, I'm not, hopefully this great gray owl is in a plant.
It could be a tree.
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh,
oh shit, this is nice.
Oh, shit, man.
Is that nothing, Grant?
Let me see.
There we go.
Oh, there we go.
Clean.
Lighting's clean.
Subject's clear.
That'll work nicely for the display.
Clean.
We're gonna next game in here. Yeah, this game is pretty cool though. Pretty cool game
It's a nice game
If you're super into being a park ranger, it's a good game
All right next game as we continue
It's quite boring this motherfucker
This fucking guy always needs a goddamn XP bar, a sword, whatever the hell else, the
next game we are headed into is another brand new release.
I'm going to get a drink while this loads.
Oh
All right
Turbo dismount to
Yeah, this is DuckTales.
how does this game work okay I guess it just kind of works hold and release the
dismount button to go
Oh, you can choose different cars who's driving?
You got a camera?
Oh, first person, third person.
I feel like third person's the way.
There we go.
That's a better one.
Ah.
What okay, vehicle selection unlocked.
Nice! What now?
Can I bail? How's it gonna bail? Can I beat it?
I
Just not your record
That was the whole game
Oh
Hit the opposing car perfectly to unlock new levels.
That sounds pretty straightforward.
Manual dismount.
Oh you can just, oh you can just straight-up do it yourself.
Oh the destruction is pretty good in this game, what the hell?
Hang on, what's the catch?
What the hell is the catch here?
I can't reach him.
Yeah, how do I change vehicles?
The wedge.
Whoa!
Oh my God.
Oh my.
Okay, the wedge is nice.
Super fast.
Alright, too fast, too fast.
Way too fast.
There it is.
Very nice.
I
Seem pretty straightforward
Maybe I'm supposed to add my own items.
Oh, you are.
Oh wait, that didn't add it.
Yeah, how do you...
There's a fan as well.
I did not put that I didn't did I put that there what?
Did am I oh wait what?
Why did that look like?
Oh, well, you can put stuff all the way down there.
Let's see if this is enough.
Okay.
Okay what if I make this one the length and maybe entry slope or you know it
true how about a turbo pad? Let's see one more turbo pad. I don't need anything else.
Something tells me the turbo pad just maxes the speed out. Yeah I think it maxes out the
Yeah, I think it maxes out the, um, what do you call it, the turbo.
The strength is limited.
So let's change the ramp.
Exit slope.
Position.
That's not gonna do shit.
Entry height.
Entry slope.
Entry twi- Ah, God.
Exit height.
I may have fucked it up. Let me reset it and just get the exit height.
Yes. Hopefully that's enough.
Almost.
What the hell? What did I hit?
Paddles instead of turbo?
What do paddles do?
I can't even tell what that does.
You can't move it forward.
It's going to make you barrel?
Yeah, it seems like a bad idea.
That should do it.
I'm not going to replace those.
Who said to put that down?
That's a whole...
I don't even know what you're supposed to use that for.
I don't even know.
Was that a success?
Yes.
Oh
That was almost it
I wonder if there's a way for me to eject.
Bro, you can get up, go in the hole.
You can add multiple people.
I got you right.
Does this change the physics of the car?
Almost.
If I get one person in the hood, I unlock the level.
No one made it in.
Oh, catapulting the success.
Hey!
I
Wait, score and then I have to get up all the way to the golden box.
Is this destruction based?
Oh it is destruction based as well.
Okay let me see here.
Okay what can we make?
TNT pile.
Let's do a turbo.
Into...
Into...
I don't know yet. I don't even know what the Ring of Fire is gonna do for us. We need a fan to lift us up.
So get to the golden.
The spring trap I might need.
I don't think the ramp, I don't know, I'm just gonna literally do three turbo pads.
Oh wait, is this strength?
You just gotta keep doing test runs.
Oh my God!
Oh my god!
Hey, what? We unlocked the map!
Okay.
No pan.
That did not lift us at all.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoops, whoops, whoops.
Wait, let me see, let me see something here.
Yeah, that thing sucks ass.
Let's change this to a ramp.
I don't know about this.
Maybe delete this?
Can I delete?
I'll ramp into a fan?
I like that.
Assuming this is actually gonna be complimentary.
I don't know if it will.
And that might be too much.
And then remove the first one.
Let's just see.
I knew it's up the length.
That should do it.
That should do it.
A nice entry slope too.
The fan sucks ass.
The fan is horrible.
Nancy pile
Position height stiffness rotation
I don't know what height does
Now if you can't increase the rotation that's just rotating the object
Yeah, maybe it's the height.
Let me try removing this and adding a turbo pad and removing this turbo pad and seeing
And the wedge.
Oh
Damn clothes clothes
I completely missed it.
Wow, that was 317,000.
That makes us see you follow different characters.
Is that it?
Oh my God.
Oh my god.
New map unlocked. Feels good.
Motor jousting. Wait, what?
Apparently, did I not pass these ones?
Thread the needle.
I
The parking spots all my that's the parking spot. Okay. All right, that's the parking. What if I don't do anything in this drive
Wow, what the fuck?
Take a glove.
Penelope's Challenge? Oh, this one looks a bit difficult.
Jump through all rings of fiery seagulls, unlock hot air. Okay, let's just first do a regular run.
Okay, this just needs a lot of speed.
Let's just try one.
How the hell do I do this?
My ram
Yeah, but there's no fans
Oh, you're okay, okay
I'm not sure.
Default ramp.
Almost, almost.
I feel a little too much of a nerve.
Too much of a nerve. Too rough.
It's going to like right there.
Ah! Come on! We got it! We got it! We got it! We got it! Yes!
Easy clap. Easy clap.
Where's hot air?
Where's hot air?
And it's just that unlocked?
Are these all the ones that unlocked?
Yeah, those.
Trouter Bash.
Yeah, the ribbons mean new.
Scorecard and Rune's unlock Glove Plaza,
finally golden gift box.
What am I doing here?
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Oh my god!
Where they're plowing?
Tryna get it, tryna get it, I wanna go again, I didn't even get 500,000.
I don't know what happened, but we got it.
Okay.
Yeah!
Your skill?
Yeah
Your skill
Like the level trophy collect the vehicle trophies a lot of Boston's like score a million points a lock in new hat
What the hell is this?
Wait, was there a new hat?
Nice, they all have a hat on now.
bro how do I get catapulted let me see
save.
WOAH!
ARGH!
Shut it again.
Alright, let's try this again.
Instead of the wedge.
Damn, that wasn't it.
Kind of a weird level.
How about we, uh...
I swear this doesn't catapult you unless you hit the dismount button.
Yeah, like it has to, you have to spacebar this.
You can't invade you with it.
What the hell?
Okay, that was a little one
That was too much power too much power way too much power
I don't know if it's enough
What's the catch on this one?
I can't add anything.
The GMT needs to blow up and cause mayhem.
I don't know what I did different there.
We're so close!
One million! Yeah!
What a bump!
Very nice, very nice. Good hat.
Worth the hat.
Find the free parking spots, unlock Tropic Cruise.
Alright boys, we need a parking spot here, wee!
We're just gonna drive.
Wait, why not just go on the sidewalk?
that worked that worked actually
Hey!
Yo!
Your game! Your game!
Got the new map.
Okay, okay.
or seven who are the other ones on the levels.
Wait, okay.
A banana peel?
Why not just add TNT everywhere?
I miss the boost and all the TNT.
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe!
Come on, man!
I can just go to three and add this and up the amount and do the same thing.
Scott and the car are still moving.
I don't know when you're actually using that, it's pointless.
It doesn't do anything.
What if I gently push the TNT?
Really?
Hold on, something is happening right now.
If it doesn't slow down...
Something's happened.
I don't know where we're getting everything, but... oh my god, hold!
No! Wait! Wait!
yo no way what if it keeps going and it's a world record dude don't stop please
oh my get this fucking bullshit why would you do this oh oh
Oh
Wow wait
It's not over okay, whatever
Damn I'm a natural dude. I'm freaking good at this
Find a parking spot? Alright, let's go boys.
Where the hell's the parking spot?
I feel like this car might be easier, let me see here.
Alright boys hold on, here we go.
There we go.
Oh my god.
We can make it.
We can park.
That was close. That was close.
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
No.
Yes.
We're gonna turbo pad.
That'd be a bad idea.
Max duration turbo pad.
That'd be a bad idea.
Max duration turbo pad.
Oh fuck.
Yeah, that's not gonna help.
Oh my god, oh my god
Yeah, it's not doing anything. It's too strong
Benet Benet Benet
You can't put you can't do anything on the other side
Okay fell out of the car
I
Made it a Laura the strike even more
It was better with the other one you need a stronger car for this one
What did I just do?
Find the golden trophy to unlock Maximus.
Isn't that the golden trophy?
Dude, how did I one tap this?
We're alive, we're alive!
No way, you have to actually pick it up.
I
You lost your brother, but...
Hell yes!
Hell yes!
Hell yeah!
I just don't have to complete the level.
Oh shit. Oh shit.
Oh god, they already lost a part of the car.
Butter, butter!
oh my god holy shit that was it
We lost hearing, but we're on the road.
You're kidding, dude.
We're so close.
It's doable, it's doable.
I
I'm gonna try no power.
Alright, the steering is very sensitive.
of
Yeah, this is too much. It's too much. Try to softpill a little landing.
Oh
Yo, we made it boys, we made it.
One million.
That was the final test for the CDL.
What are we doing? What are we doing?
Reach the goal to unlock Rufus on fire. It can't be that difficult. Where are we even going?
Oh, really?
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Uh-oh.
Oh my God, we lost the steering.
Ah!
This might need a boost here.
A small boost.
It seemed like I needed no boost here.
I just needed a beautiful landing.
Balancing the car is very difficult in the air.
Yeah, it seems to always lose your steering.
I think first person might be better in a landrun.
Almost! Almost! Almost!
Yeah, that boost was horrible
Man
All right, here we go here we go
Oh my god
Man, that was a clean landing.
Alright, we're still going, we're still going.
Oh, now we need the boost, motherfucker.
change vehicles maybe
Yeah, I think the delivery van might be better here.
Damn, I keep landing on the side.
Where's the delivery van?
Where's the damn delivery van?
I
Know the weight. Oh my god, this thing just loses it
I think I think it's too weak it gets all stirred
Maybe, maybe, maybe, no, we lost the steering.
Yeah, do we remove some of them, guys, you gotta get out of here, get out of here.
We only want one driver, guys.
All right.
Honestly, would it more weight be better?
And the first person makes it easier to turn.
Oh
I swear to god it like changes the direction midair it's one of those
controls where we're fucking D goes right and then depending on the angle it
then goes left it's one of those
I know visually it's annoying to look at, but whatever.
What the fuck?
How are they holding as to that?
Hold any S to that
Okay, you know what the problem is the fucking car piece of shit
That was way better.
I mean, that's what this game told you how fast you were going.
Oh my fucking God dude!
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
That was fucking bullshit, bro. That was such a beautiful landing.
Hold on, hold on, hold on!
Hey, you're choking, man!
Okay man.
Man and I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning.
Right.
Come on, man!
All right, here we go, here we go, here we go.
I don't know what the fuck that was.
Dude, I almost did it that one time.
It's all about the landing.
Almost, almost.
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold up, hold up.
Oh!
Nevermind.
The loss of scaring is ridiculous.
That was it. That was it.
Oh my god, I have the steering.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We can do this, we can do this.
Oh, my.
I don't know my...
Oh, it's dying to life.
It's dying to life.
What bro, how does the steering come on man we need to reinforce the steering wheel
What about- oh okay, the steering wheel is literally intact.
It's the fucking guy.
The guy flies out.
Put a seatbelt on, idiot.
I
Here we go
you guys right here.
Close.
Almost almost.
That was it man, just less speed, that was it.
Alright, here we go, here we go.
All right, here we go, here we go.
Reverse on start to finish line.
All right, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Switch the driver.
You think the driver matters that much?
I'm putting a damn turbo pad here with the strength.
I
Oh my god, oh my god, what the fuck?
I'm out!
Oh, bro, this game is...
...so sad.
Holy shit, man, the whole fucking top shatter.
Oh, no.
No way.
No way.
Oh, yeah
No way
Easy boys.
Oh, you gotta land it there, boys. You gotta land it.
No, no, no, no, no. You gotta get there, like, intact.
Oh, shit.
I fucking suck at this.
One of all, one of all, one of all, one of all.
That guy instantly gets ejected you useless fuck, buddy.
I don't know what the hell is happening there.
I can't believe that was enough.
Let me try, um, I'm going to boost off, no I'm not.
Okay, anyone want to try this anyone want to team viewer in?
They're kidding dude.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh
You did an insanely good random living
Oh my god.
Yo, are you serious dude?
Ow.
You can only put one boost pad on the other road.
Man Masterman man and only and if Nathan and an ony
Sports car one shots
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck this is. I dunno why I can't
Even out the car there
I'm going to try a different car here one more time and I'll change cars.
Let me try something here, hold on.
Okay, at this point just give up, please.
All right, now we're gonna spend the whole
straight beating this.
Of course, we had enough speed too.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Here we go, this is it!
Yo, this fucking cursor! Get the shit out of here! Breaking my immersion!
fuck you in your eyes alright I'm going first-person
that should have been it. that should have been it. the fact that it wasn't, okay.
Are you kidding me, you fly up the car, bro, this guy's broke.
The players are fucking annoying!
I
You're kidding, you're kidding, Landon?
Are you serious?
You're kidding, you're kidding, Landon?
You're kidding. You're kidding, Landit?
Are you serious?
Dude, the boost.
I
Here we go, here we go, here we go!
Oh, I'm going too fast now, man.
I had a little bit of a
I had a little bit of a
I had a little bit of
a
Oh
Fuck this games camera angles
you have to choose who to you choose who to follow and if one of them flies
out of the car the camera attaches to them and it like fucks up the perspective
it's so weird
yeah the wedges the car then it doesn't let me disengage
I
Really
Of course, the shit's been out.
Oh my.
Do we have someone on YouTube who's done this?
Is there a God on YouTube?
Show me the way.
I don't even know how to there.
I hate this game.
I need two passengers, no matter what.
Oh
I don't think I can remove him.
I can add two others.
It's actually not even letting me press these.
What?
the game broke. Oh, there we go.
Okay
Oh my god
I'm maybeee
BITCH LET ME FUCKING TURN!!!
Oh my god!
Oh, this is gonna hurt.
I
Did I don't even know the fuck just happened now I'm fighting the camera at the time
Okay, bro, apparently all of a sudden fucking W goes back.
Fucking inverting on the fly ass controls.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
Yes, ma'am! Yes, ma'am!
Crazy man, holding on for dear life.
Yeah!
Alright, next game, next game as we continue, you people, we are going to another world
premiere.
That game was actually pretty sick man, I would keep playing that game.
The next game is another one here.
User discretion is advised.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm scared.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm fucking scared.
Bye.
You get a new game.
No does.
Grab meat.
Oh, fresh meat.
So what happened?
Okay.
Mm-hmm
Mm-hmm, so we have here over to 90
Autosay frequency every one minute if that could be seconds to be better
All right
Oh fuck crap me race
Prepare the generator, et cetera?
Oh, a little jab.
Okay.
Ow! Oh, what's that?
Um...
Restriction capsule?
Uh...
Oh God.
Oh, the debt.
No, no.
It caught me paying a credit card off with another credit card.
You're charged with a heinous crime of poverty.
Your citizenship has been revoked.
Your sentence of the Southern Fisheries Penal
Colony to perform hard labor within one week.
You must harvest 500 kilograms of king crab.
The best provided to you is highly advanced
and nearly fully autonomous.
Great care must be given to ensure it's safe return
in the event that you do not complete your task
on time or leave the designated fishing area,
the lethal toxic capsule in your neck with that name,
and your death will pass onto your neck again.
The funeral state, thanks you for your service.
We hope to welcome you back to society
when you have learned the meaning of hard yaka.
It's not good, it's not good.
My name is L.
First name's Larry, last name's L.
Okay, Mish.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
7 a.m.
What the fuck?
Exit, bad.
Yeah, what is the best sleeping position?
Cause every sleeping position fucking sucks.
It seems like.
Like there's some good ones.
The side, the back sleep, the back sleep is nice but then it kind of hurts your lower
back after a while. This fucking sleep is situational. This is like a madman sleep position. Like
this is kinda good until it's like, doesn't feel good. I do think side is the best until
your shoulder starts hurting. You know what the problem is? Maybe my arms are fucked.
You know what the problem is?
The fucking arms.
Cause then you lay on your belly
and then you put your arms up
and then after a while,
your fucking arms start hurting.
Or some shit.
And then you put your fucking arms down
and it's not comfortable for your neck.
Assuming you're on your belly.
That's so then you fucking know who the hell sleeps like this
This guy
Oh, what what oh it's a point and click
X patriot X patriotic X patriotic
First aid unit ready to dispense
I think the FMV is like way too high in this game, 80 here, okay.
Were they raised in a barn?
Alright, left right screen edge to turn.
What is this?
Make coffee.
Oh, shit, the, um, mm, very nice.
Forgot what those are called, a percolator?
I have one of those.
Makes pretty good coffee.
Alright, first day in hell.
Ladder to bridge, two damage to use.
Great glass and case of emergency.
What is all this?
No notes. He's the gauze. Okay.
Hull integrity, flood rate, hull water level.
That's looking okay.
Lock one, trap two.
Not set yet.
Repair torch.
Oh shit.
I can just leave this here?
Okay.
Volcat lock used switch and bridge to release.
I think I'm just going to keep this.
I can't open the cabinet.
I think I'm doing this right.
I'm like super close to this. Let me back up.
Alright, come back in.
Turn around and stand right there.
And...
Cold raise item? Oh.
The furiwter state of Australia.
What the fuck? Antarctic crabbing?
binoculars might need these.
Oh shit.
Bulkhead locked traps, let me add here.
Directive added to inventory.
Oh shit.
Navigate to an ideal zone.
More rings, more crabs.
Use one trap per ring, bait a trap.
the crane to drop traps and water traps fill over time hook to winch via hook gun winch trap
up the boat moved up to the hopper and sort catch return empty traps to the loader previous
workers may have left traps behind as these are regarded as garbage the feudal state
kind of requests that you collect these during your working period these are marked with
question marks they event of a collision the home may break and begin taking on
and water excess water will cause.
Find your repair torch go to the lower deck,
repair the whole empty water.
Rehabilitation enter the bridge and leave the docks,
begin crabbing and collect your quota.
Return to the western docks
where the gates will be opened.
Signal the warden for pickup once docked.
Upon successful delivery,
you and your family will be repatriated
allowed to enter the feudal state fuck all right well i gotta do it navigation okay
there's one right in front of me okay let's see
There's actually additional speed.
Oh, fuck.
We made it.
So I go right in the center and throw the anchor.
Now.
And we're off.
and I'm leaving.
Double click to run.
Well, Cadlock, you switch to release.
I wonder if I have to exit through the bottom
unless there's actually a way. Maybe I just go back down.
Okay, apparently there is a switch on the fucking bridge.
There's a red light on the dash.
So cozy I'm gonna play this with my kid.
Um, I think this is a scary game.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is scary.
Oh my god. Yeah, this is...
It's like we're literally in debt.
And this is basically...
We got our...
Citizenship stripped from us.
And now I need to work to get it back.
With the family.
All right, well, gotta start somewhere.
Ensure swing arm over loader attached trap ready to drop swing arm over water drop trap.
All right, let's do this.
Oh, shit, how does this work?
Okay, let's see, I think this is one of the traps, and then this is bait.
Bait bucket, we got bait, we got bait, docked refilling content, signal bait status.
Why can I not pick up the fucking bait and put it in this shit ass bucket?
Maybe there's already bait in here.
That's bait.
Oh!
Wait.
There we go
All right, we got the bait perfect can I get rid of this for now or no
No, all right, I mean this I'm pretty sure this is ready now trap one trap two. Let's get more bait
Okay, um, let me see, how did I get to my journal?
Notes.
I think now they're good to go.
Use the crane to drop traps around a trap fill over time, hook to winch via hook gun.
All right, let's go. Let's do it.
Let's go here.
It would be nice if I could have nothing in my hands.
Because, uh, yeah.
Okay, ensure swing arm overloader, attach traps, crane state.
All right, swing attach.
Okay, and then I think I just uh, and uh, there's one.
Same spot all right there
Nope never mind
They both have to be in the same spot
All right, well there you go
Very nice.
Only one trap per circle, is that what it actually said?
One trap per ring.
Fuck.
That's all good.
Let's go to the next one.
Hold your back.
It's okay, bro.
Don't we have multiple fucking tracks?
Don't we have multiple fucking traps?
You're telling me we have two cages? That's it?
We only have two fucking cages. There's no way.
pretty sure there's more. What does this say? I think this is, oh, full. Okay, they're slowly
getting full over time. They're both getting full. There are no more of those, so I mean,
And I don't know
Yeah, I think we literally only have to
I'm just gonna wait I could go to the other one
Fine whatever let's just fucking pick it up even though it's filling up I'm gonna go
Fine fine
Arm not positioned correctly
You actually, you actually have to line this shit up completely.
Oh yeah, isn't there a hook gun somewhere?
Uh, that was mentioned.
Oh, there's one on the left side.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. There's none on the right side.
Brother! Unless it's on the other side of the ship.
Okay, I don't know. I guess I've turned it around.
Or actually, hold up. Just move a little bit.
Let's pretend that's enough.
Na na na na na.
I did.
I moved it a little bit.
Okay, I moved too much.
Alright, let's just swing it around.
Okay, here we go.
enough. Use this side burst thing. Is this close enough? Let's see if I can shoot it
this far. I anchored right? Oh shit! One time, right?
There it is.
Very nice.
Ewww.
How do you do this?
What am I, wait, what am I moving?
They all look fine.
These don't look good.
Are we only doing fish?
What about the crabs?
It was King Krabs. He didn't mention fish. These look like the King Krabs.
Yeah, he said the Krabs. No fishes, huh?
I don't know if these ones are kings.
Patriotic not patriotic. Oh, there are okay, so it's kind of like these ones aren't
Okay
Okay, um, let me I'll come back for the one let me actually say I think it tells me
Maybe you get the fish for the bait pop I don't think so
So yeah, that one still has a while to go, so I'm gonna go back up here and let's see.
Let's go back to the bridge and get this one back on the other one.
Alright, do I need to return the cage?
Motherfucker, there's like 20 steps.
How do I grab this here?
Okay.
I have seen Deadly- Deadliest Catch, yes.
Man-a-man-a rebate it?
I mean, I can bait it after. I'm trying to leave, though.
Full gas. Full gas turned.
Full throttle.
How does that noise?
Oh, gas.
What?
What the fuck?
Threat on board?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What the fuck?
What the hell is that?
Sometimes I come down here and look at the crabs swimming around in a tank. You think they're happier than we are.
I'm not sure.
Oh my god!
Alright, the engine is good.
Okay, here we go. Let's go.
Where does this lead? But bilge pump?
I can't even enter this. Storage locked.
Alright, let's keep moving.
I
Think I actually do need to docked bait status docked refilling maybe I do need to get the fish for bait
I cannot tell or
Unless it auto fills it
You would think I would have to get it but maybe it also just like auto fills it
Does the sign say, in the case of an empty supply, travel to the refill station to form
a bait resupply.
So there's a refill station somewhere that I have not come across.
Okay, I might as well go check on the other trap here now.
Let's see what we have.
This one might be full.
53% full in fishing zone.
Zone depleted.
Oh, shit, man.
Man, I gotta go back and pick it up.
Maybe I turbo over there and get that,
so I have a third one and then come back.
And then I'll come back and get that.
And we're gonna drift hard drift slam the anchor
There you go man
I'll drift action right there.
Mordah!
Shit.
What guy came, Marty?
Where's she, buddy?
What was your lookin' at?
Alright, ooh, ooh, some presents.
Whoa, a deck locker key?
What the hell, ammo?
What the fuck?
Oh no, oh my god!
No, no, that's like minus three.
Well, that confirms no fish. Wait, does this tell me? Quota harvested 10% total capacity
66% quota doc contract
all right let's go we're gonna go get all our other trap now all right here we
Yeah, we gotta do an insane drift.
Let's go.
What?
Are you fucking kidding?
What is this?
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my fucking god, where's my axe?
Who do I gotta fucking shoot?
Who's on my damn ship?
Who's on my damn ship?
Who's on my fucking ship?
It's downstairs.
It sounded like it was in there.
The engines busted and I think I need something to break that.
Let me see if I can.
Maybe with the axe I can.
I do a shotgun ammo.
Deck locker key.
Where is this?
Oh my God!
Holy shit.
I don't think I'm going to need this, but if shit hits the fan, at least I got it.
Alright, as we were.
Yeah, I know, right?
That's a massive king crab.
We might be able to eat that.
We're eating good.
Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah, it was the locker there on the deck.
What the hell, dude?
Where was the deck locker?
Shat, where did you see it?
No English, blind as fuuuuck.
Is it this?
It's a cabinet.
I hope you can swim, bottom floor.
I don't see it, I don't I don't fucking see it. Where's the deck? Unless it's this right
here. Deck Locker Key.
Was there in the deck? Cabinet Locked.
Maybe this isn't it. It's not letting me use it. Can I like double click?
What did that just say? Incorrect key, that's not it.
Yeah, do I have any ship people? Is the deck...
It says the deck is this way.
Where the fuck...
I don't see shit, man.
What's over here?
I'm going up
Deck locker locked found it gamer
why crab deck locker shoot it I might have to
while I was doing garbage duty I found something strange inside one of the traps I'm just gonna
leave it here for now and not sure I want them thinking I did this to another prisoner
Where I'm so close to hearing my quota.
What the hell, man?
Is that a hand?
All right, I'm going back.
I couldn't pick it up.
It did not let me pick it up.
Okay.
Here we go. Let's get the hell out of here. Everything is packed. We need to get our
Very nice, probably gonna die to a crab, you think so?
We still got six hours.
Sure um, we're gonna start very strong.
Just do it below?
Oh, this might be a little too close.
I may not be able to get this.
Shit.
Maybe.
There it is, boys.
give up, never surrender.
That a lot of you, that a lot of you, that a lot of you nasties, that a lot of you,
Yeah, yeah, get out of here
Shit
We got to the content of our fit our bait supplies very not not doing very well right now
Not doing well
Oh my god, that water almost killed us.
I still haven't found this bait resupply button.
Still have not seen it.
Why does that sound so bad?
Oh, there's some throttling with the anchor down.
We're gonna get these and then we're gonna move out.
Is it still saying there's still more...
Shit there
We'll come back we'll come on the way home and get the rest of the crap
That's what we'll do.
Okay.
I'm at me you bitches.
Oh, is he destroying that?
get off! how are we doing? how are we doing? sit-rat, the engine, the dam engine,
All right, it's a working condition.
Let's go get these crabs we got.
Let's see what we're looking at here.
All right
Jabo gang one oh my god. Yeah, this is a good hall right here
Okay
Get out of here get out of here shoe shoe
Oh man the you know the sea is just a big loop box the ocean is just a massive loop box
Alright, we have three traps ready to go.
Oh, it says, anyone seen the resupply for the damn bait?
It says, in the case of everyone who's not traveled to the refill station and perform
bait resupply.
Where the fuck is it?
Pay instruction, bait status, winch, hopper, tank.
Oh, you actually have to go back to base to get all your shit back?
Really?
I guess I'm not far, but you're so far out.
Oh, I think it's that right there.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
That was close. Swim aside a Titanic incident.
I'll drop off some fish and go from there.
I have a bait in three of them.
them. I'm ruining the engine.
All right, we'll be there soon, slowly but surely.
All right, we'll resupply there, and then we have a bunch of different places to go.
All right, here we go, and should we get enough?
Okay, swing arm, attach, very nice, on to the next, let's see, we will be back, and
in about a couple of hours.
This is where you must go this way.
It's a resupply.
Very nice.
All right, how the hell?
Okay, I just have to literally,
oh, this angle's not the greatest.
Oh shit.
God damn it.
There's some piece of shit on the boat.
the engine room, sabotage in the whole place.
Okay, let's see if I can make it here fast.
Ah, shit!
The hole!
Ahhhh!
Goddamn it, this is how I get it!
It's okay, we're gonna hit it with the afterburner.
There we go
You check the holy shit we're flooding
How's the damage? Oh my god
It's not that bad, it's not that bad, it's not that bad, it's not that bad, okay.
go see if this is actually filling the bait. Signal docked refilling. Oh, you gotta come
here and do it. Oh, there it is. Ah, alright.
Let's see.
Ah, boys, let's go ahead and next game it pretty cool game, though.
Pretty cool game.
I was enjoying that.
Maybe I'll come back and beat it, maybe.
All right next game
The next game as we continue we are headed to another world premier known as
as.
This one's gonna be interesting to say the least. Get another mine new game.
Well, I guess that's the end of the video.
Thanks for watching, and I'll see you in the next video.
I got too many clams, I'm in the clam jam, falling out of my head.
What?
I know crunch help lonely 64 you stare into the static if only you had a game to play
wait mr. sleepy man I love this game I love it
Oh
Mr. Sleepy Man
Oh
okay
wow
Oh
Oh voice acted you were never gonna wake up
Looks like you're still sleeping
Come on, little sleepy-feather, let's just go back to bed and forget I even attempted to disturb your age, old slumber.
Actually, wait a minute, I just realized you can't sleep through the night without a safety blanket or pillow by your side.
Let's just not ride. I can't condone it.
Now you're blankie. Yeah, I thought I saw the rain here somewhere, but if you want to find a pillow here, you may have to go outside here.
Oh no.
Okay.
You're the kind of guy that likes to eat cereal off the floor, huh? That's cool.
Oh, yeah
Windows pretty much a breakable, so we have really wouldn't miss with the watch TV
Yeah, that TV broken you got a little bad
just eat cereal I don't know what Z does oh it's a camera lock well I fucked up I broke
the damn bowl oh my god you found your safety blanket I think live in the air
How many times do I gotta tell you, sleepyhead?
If you keep mentioning stuff, you might accidentally break something.
Let me see, I think I know what to do here.
I wonder if I can eat that.
Really?
They sure don't have breaking anything important, sleepyhead.
I appreciate your ability to straighten your head from picking up rain in the middle of the top.
But, see, it can't just go breaking my window like that.
I'm sorry.
Don't you have any respect?
That is gonna be like a cold drive coming through our necks.
Oh, no.
And you're probably gonna contract me, no, no, dad.
What?
I don't know if I'm ready for the sweet release of days.
What?
I'm not even really supposed to be here.
Yeah, I'm just kind of hanging in here.
So he says, oh you don't care about anything I've seen.
It's cool.
It's cool.
You know, I respect it.
Haha, okay.
Whoa.
Welcome to Bedtime Town.
Oh my god, I want to fuck me!
Oh, shit.
Give an eye out for these tiny air glasses that are in the shortcuts to get back up to where they fall in.
Whoa!
What's happening here?
Alright, let's go talk to somebody and see what's going on.
Maybe somebody wants this flower.
There's this guy as a frog
Oh my god, oppa bear.
No! I'll find him!
Oh.
I'll find him.
I will, I will.
What the hell is this?
Ow.
What the hell is this?
Ow.
What's in here?
Oh, it's Mama Bear.
Mama Bear
Dot dot dot
Oh my god
Oh
Hold that for me, ma'am. I'm looking for some cereal.
Oh my god.
Yup.
What?
Oh, FSSC, I'm the president of the U.S. and we have a plan to do that.
I'm gonna do that.
Do that, I'm gonna do that.
Oh, please.
Please, I'm gonna do that.
Oh, oh.
My name is Michael.
Oh, please.
What?
What?
What even is this game?
Yes.
A rat out top of there?
I have to like find something in order to rat him out.
I think this game is about your sleepy guy trying to ruin everybody in the Sleepy
lands life or something what's up here
MISTO SLEEPY MAN
Collect four of these to get into Sweet Dream Cloud
OHHHHHH
NOOO, I'm just exploring
Oh shit, whoops.
Stay back!
What's up here?
I found another one.
It's said to tell, can you see all your objectives, content, and what?
Mr. Slippermine, sleep on day, Mr. Slippermine.
I
Don't I tell her I
Collect didn't I collect all the pillows I got them all
Yeah, you actually miss one of the pillows
Lies, bro. I got all the pillows
Now that one's cosmetic
The kid's bed chunky bears bed
Midnight snack
All right, baby, I gotta come back here and do that
I thought he was trying to attack me he would kept following me around I guess not
I'm leaving man
I'll come back another time, alright, peace.
Mr. Sleepy Man.
Oh, shit, this is cozy.
What do we have in here?
Oh, cereal.
I can't bring this.
I want.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, she has keys.
Grandma's car keys?
I
Brackier lady
No, where'd she actually go somewhere
What the fuck oh my god
I think this is close.
Yeah!
I
Okay
Let me go upstairs
That's just having one pillow was the last pillow
What does that lead?
Oh, she's awake, but I can't talk to her.
Oh, what the hell is this?
Ah
I don't want to leave the key there I've got to figure out where you are.
What the hell do you even open this?
Whoa!
Ahhhh!
I think it's for this.
I think it's for this.
Uh-oh.
Hooray!
Yeah.
Hoop, and shee.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
I didn't get a round this dude.
He brought me up here to throw me off.
Oh, that wasn't enough.
Yeah I could get the toilet paper.
Alright that donut was huge.
What?
fuck your donuts
fuck your shit man
go go go go go go go go go
Help me out!
This shit's so far!
Oh, byeeeee!
That's all good.
I got the key in.
What? It reset the key? That's fucking bullshit.
What the fuck is this for?
the hourglass
I
Just throw me fucking damn it man hurry up dude reset
Let me get the hourglass see what the hourglass does
Yeah, what is this Mario shit?
I don't know what the spotlight even does.
Do not enter.
Do not enter.
Go inside the clock tower.
Who's that?
That's a lot of dino crunch.
Max health increase, nice.
I
Where the fuck are we going unless I'm supposed to go to the other side of the island?
Unless I'm supposed to glide over to that
Was that what I- was that it?
Unless there is a...
Where the hell am I supposed to go? Is that a...
Oh, you can go down.
I don't know what the hell that is.
There's a bed there.
I don't know what the fuck is she.
Get some rest restart the night get up
Ice. Fold.
Sleepies to do-less. The Serious Sleeper has a lot of things to do.
Important things to do, if you know what to do after reading this list, I don't know what to tell ya.
Wow look, all the other stuff you can do, can you believe it?
oh my god it's like a thousand objective go back to bed find every pillow
okay so five out of five have we gotten every pillow looks like we're good
there seven of nine
And keep these to do?
Break something? We did that.
Important things to do. Go back to bed, mess everything up, finish Big Kitty's puzzle, find Chunky Bear.
Etc. Etc.
Fire hot!
Yeah!
Oh my gosh!
Fire in ice!
Oh my god, he's happy.
Okay.
True, then what?
I
Can smash the hourglass
What happens?
Oh!
Really?
What are you going to do?
How do I get your cereal?
Use cereal to purchase hints for your to-do list?
Okay, is that just like a random one?
I can change what I wear.
No, no, no, I don't know if I should give all of them to him. I'm gonna keep some.
There's just like a bunch of objectives.
How do I leave this place?
I
That's how
How are those
Polluted cereal?
What the moon? Oh my god, he's sleeping.
Now, tell me how I'm supposed to bring fire all the way up here.
I think I was supposed to maybe grab that and uh...
I
Also looks like I can wait
I guess I go back and get the fire, but then I probably can't.
I'd probably have to come back here some way or buy something.
I wouldn't have his nose.
Oh, dude, pro strats.
I think I'm near where I need to be here.
I think I have to steal her cash register.
Lady, don't mind me. I'm out.
Oh
Let the objectives
No
What's the point of this?
What's that?
All right, this game is pretty awesome next game though boys next game pretty pretty damn cool game
What do we have here? Let's see let's see where we go boys where we go boys
We are headed to another one here.
We are jumping in.
Another brand new release.
Another brand new release.
A lot of people voted for this game.
I saw the dev as well.
Heavily voted for a game.
Let's see what we have.
I remember I was like, oh, this looks cool,
but I'm not going to play it.
But it was heavily voted for.
So let's see what we got going on here. This game is called Tangy T.D.
Tangy T.D.
Camsite Road, place a defender to stop the goblins from getting through to Tangy.
Good, now open the shop to buy an item.
Attack Speed, Bow, Leather, Cape.
and the same item will upgrade it.
Ah, yeah, oranges, kills, rounds.
It's like pots or something you can use.
Oh, you can put them anywhere.
Did she heal?
She has a bow.
She's gonna die.
Oh, you do have ability.
Oh, you do have ability.
Oh, you do have ability.
Oh, you do have ability.
So he's going to die.
Oh, you do have ability.
So she has abilities?
Oh no, he died.
Oh, she died.
Every 30 seconds.
Shit!
Okay, I understand.
By defeating enemies, tanky gains, skill points, spend them to grow more powerful.
Attack speed times three.
Are those all skill points?
Life?
Oh, it is.
a tax speed physical damage we're going a tax speed bill billed yeah okay so leaderboard
the goblins that take it away our healer defeat them to free her
Can I move her around or something? So she is...
Okay.
What do we have? 120.
What if I go all out?
Damage, physical damage, withered scimitar, damage, area of effect.
I don't know what that 20 means, the health.
You can't move her, she's just there.
It looks like I think these items randomize every time.
I'm going to just go all out here and just have this guy right here defend.
I don't know if if I have this guy be a tank I think it's only for the round he has this
Wait, round three?
They must keep these items through and through.
I must.
Wait, cost?
Is this like an upgrade or something?
Sell?
Alright, it says cost.
Maybe I can't afford it.
Hmm.
Free the healer with bombs? No. Dude.
Saved.
What? They got through? They just passed right by him.
Why are you asleep?
Uh-oh.
Oh, shit.
We need a double.
I'm going to Shrews.
I saved.
Horrible heal.
Aw, we're so far.
They're joking, you're fucking joking.
I mean, it's still alive!
Choose the hero to unlock.
Can heal other heroes, can also attack using lightning damage.
Uh-oh...
Are you fucking kidding?
What is this damage I think I lost
Will survive will survive
Oh
Oh, he has one HP
Climb the leaderboard by fighting through infinite waves to see how long you can last.
I think we're fucked.
I guess we just do it.
Look, Tangy woke up.
You can move her with...
Oh.
Does she actually do anything?
She's awake?
Does she actually do damage now?
I'm not scared to move them.
Oh, shit.
Must be gonna move them. Oh shit.
The Ultra Vision goggles.
This seems really good to
I gave one of them a ring
I'm assuming they target everything but they prioritize flying right this game is actually pretty sick
You move them are they stuck here can't move them
You can move tangy
Yeah, maybe I sell
I have one HP.
I'm not sure if a healer is worth.
Let's not hold right click.
Use Kangi to move them.
I don't think so. Maybe you need...
Maybe it's too early
Yeah, maybe it's too early. I don't know what Tangy does exactly in terms of effectiveness
She has a cube, but does she do damage?
She's just kind of like chills and walks around.
I should have
Wanda of Death.
Wait, who is this 4?
I don't have this class, right?
Oh wait, is this Tangy's ability?
It's Tangy.
Oh, it's Tangy Upgrades.
the upgrades. I don't think they attack her. So she's like a, she's like a moving turret.
can dive it on the path. One minute CD, not sure if that was worth it. Oh, she could just
Weaken them and they can finish off
How the fuck to your leaderboard game over wait
what happened wait what happened one made it through oh my god
grows oranges if a hero is nearby
orange build influence
This game is actually a perfusion of different games.
Yeah, we're going all out, like one mob.
Oh, so she's awake now, not always.
Venom bows, wait, did you need the same one so I need two sharp bows in order to upgrade?
Was that what it was?
Right?
Oh, shit!
Wait, when you place them, you can't...
Oh, she can now move them.
Okay.
Oh, now she can move them.
Okay.
Place any item here exchange any item here
But I'm bow have enough
So there's two trees, I don't know where exactly they're going to
I should honestly have tangy here
380, let's see, let's wait, banner power, area of effect, let's go.
This isn't good.
They're pathing lol.
This is horrible.
This is horrible.
I kind of want that one bow.
They're fucking dead.
Oh my god.
Can I restart?
I'm pretty sure we're screwed. I'm screwed here
See actually taunt the amount of it is that are blocked it seems like he kind of tanks but then some get through
Lifted here is here for the reason when and can attack while being carried
Why the fuck does she go all the way up here?
Damn!
The chest is after you can't get it now these are underground mobs I don't think you can
attack him or something? Oh, yeah, but I swear I was trying to click on it before.
GG.
Come on, man, that was just shit from the start.
Oh, that's what that does.
Oh, let's try again here.
Can you get both?
I don't think you can get both trades.
Doesn't Tangy need to stand on it?
Oh, I know.
I know. The damage is just not good.
Yeah, I don't like the placement of it.
So we're done, this is the build.
I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it.
I'm just going to go ahead and do it.
I'm going to go ahead and do it.
I'm going to go ahead and do it.
I'm going to go ahead and do it.
Oh my god, he must die.
Oh, this is nice.
This was, I think this is needed too, though.
Let's see how much with the attack power.
These enemies are annoying, you're shit.
He's gonna die.
Double standing still, let's be attack speed.
I need- I should've got that one that lets me attack underground.
Oh, she's dead.
Oh, they're either!
Oh, this isn't good.
Damn the damage.
Nooooooooo!
That's why you need the healer
Shit.
Yeah, these underground bombs suck ass.
You need something fast for this.
Oh, she died again.
It's over, dude.
It's over now.
I need Tanki to come back.
Oh, they're gonna get an attack first.
Oh, my gosh, she died.
Oh
Oh
Shit man
I
Chat best games of Sub Sunday
Timberborn turbo dismount tangy TD
Rangers path mr. Sleepy man
And crab meat honest I'd say they all good
good
bruh I'd say they are all good boy chat I will see you guys on Monday
regular week people we will see what is going on what's going down what's happening we will go
from their people. Yes, indeed. Yes, indeedy. Gigi people. Thank you guys for watching.
Like always till next time chat. You guys enjoy your night. Thank you for chilling Gigi's
tomorrow regular stream might check out some of the games from today tomorrow. Other
than that, yeah, we are good to go. Peace out chat till next time. So you guys on
Monday, goodbye, guys. Enjoy your night, peace.
I'll just close your eyes and feel the pressure
I'll march against glass forever
Use yourself and pull the trigger now