You
I
Oh my god.
I don't give a fuck. I'm loading up and see for myself. Let's see what we got going on
So we got going on air boys.
Nintendo is launching a revised switch to model.
What? It's just dropped in Europe with a replaceable battery.
Why?
EU regulations.
I feel like EU regulations when it comes to tech is always positive for the consumer.
So I'm not going to read more into it and assume that's exactly what's going on unless I'm wrong
Crimson desert. I know I saw so many people playing mixed lol
200k in game goddamn
You know what too there's nothing else to play they marketed the shit out of the game and
There's nothing else
All this is this is released at a time where nobody and all the single-player gamers are starved right now
There's nothing else
It's perfect perfect RPG time
There are thousands of games. Yeah, but not like a new hype one after like what expedition resident evil just dropped. I mean
What what was the last big RPG
I'm not talking about the specific single-player gamer.
This is like, there's nothing else that came out, Pocopia?
Pocopia?
Skyrim buddy, we're talking about this here.
All right, witcher three why are you guys just naming RPGs guys are just naming RPGs.
Oh my god I did see that yo before we get into this counter strike dude oh my god as soon
As soon as I go offline, yesterday they patched the game?
Are you kidding me?
With reloads?
That's insane.
That is crazy.
I think reloading isn't a fun mechanic in video games.
The more I game, the more I find reloading boring and annoying.
I get it in a milsim scenario, but in CS no one cares
That's not a fun factor. I am out in the game. It's not a fun factor
It's finally a gameplay change
You know what dude counter-strike does it need gameplay changes it needs more maps and it needs
To just work on what they already have
Hitreg servers tickerate they already have everything. They don't need to change the gameplay
That's the stupidity. Yes people. Yes
Yes, gamers don't like change, especially a game like CS 1.6 used at the buy ammo.
Sure, it's new.
They need to just keep the game, focus on adding more maps to the pool, having an anti-cheat
that finally works, and just making the game better.
whatever dude let them let them whatever dude I'm not that invested you know if
this is the direction they're going lol let's see let's see if we're gonna go the
ammo I personally I think making reloading and magazine and ammo
counting is a boring ass mechanic I think that's actually a shallow gameplay
change
shallow
That's not even a skill issue dude. That's not even fun
It's not actually that big of a change that shit is so shallow bro. Let's change it so
The ammo counts a little more. What the fuck even is this it adds depth my ass
Counter strike has so much depth in the way you shoot and
skill and aiming and positioning
You won't really notice it. When I play it, I'll see it. I don't know what I'm gonna play it next.
I actually have a Fortnite tournament tomorrow.
It's still boring as fuck to watch. Dumbass.
Shut the fuck up with your stupid ass commentary. No one asked.
The game is still established and still has a million people playing and there's a very
prominent eSport on Twitch and we play it on this channel sometimes.
Shut the fuck up, stupid annoying rat.
We'll see if it actually changes the game when I play it.
Has anyone tried it out and now has, of course, some of you guys have.
Does it significantly feel like it changed the game?
Do you feel it?
The nerf and buffer each gun?
I did see that.
Yeah, I would honestly change my reload button from R, so when I press R nothing happens and
just change it to like a keybind that is not muscle memory.
Change some reload to like mouse four, so you just press R and nothing happens.
Yeah. Make sure you set camera acceleration to 100 and crimson desert. I mean, whatever,
if it doesn't change it that much, sure, I gotta try it. Maybe it is just blowing it
out of proportion, but I'm still, I just saw it yesterday. I haven't, is it really not
Not that bad. I still think it's dumb. I still think it's kind of like a random change.
I realized I was going to trigger a lot of ADHD players. I think it's so random.
It's just so random.
Alright, what do we have here?
Okay, I did not get the new driver so if I crash I will need to do that
What the hell bro? What is 4.5 L?
Yeah what is L?
Use the LS4s better for this game? Hmm.
Let's see ray reconstruction, brightness, graphics, borderless windowed, that totally changed everything.
Okay.
Huh.
This is actually to show you what your in-game FPS is going to be.
Why else would there be an FPS counter right here?
Wait, what did you say?
Change your camera to what?
ability has blur. Camera shake intensity. Sub-pedals on. Change camera acceleration to 100%.
Okay. Is this game better on mouse keyboard controller?
This game is super optimal. Is it actually more of a controller game?
It's bad on everything.
What?
Controls are the biggest issue with the game, like press K, reach across your keyboard.
Let's see, wow.
Pearlbyss Black Desert Devs' new game!
Oh my god!
Crimson Desert!
We have here
The dead is people behind black desert. I saw the stock go down, but like honestly, dude
I think they sold way more than they thought they were gonna sell
Because 200,000 is insane
I don't think they were gonna sell that many and that's just that's just how many people were playing at the same time
Yeah, two million I'm pretty sure even though the stock went down they fucking crushed the sales more so than their they thought
Am I looking at a kaleidoscope
of
Maybe this is birthed.
It's birthed.
There's Gerardo in the job time Gerardo. Oh my god. Why does my mouse not move?
interesting grass
do you know that is not worth it I mean my FPS is absolutely abysmal
So, let me see here.
I have DLSS already on quality, and I have Framegen on.
What the fuck?
Is Raytrace Reconstruction just like shitting on the game?
Oh yeah, it was.
No difference.
Other than plus 60 FPS.
Initial impression? Holy shit the grass is bad.
What the hell?
Speak with Unka! Unka!
Hi, it was a good man and the black bears are dead. That's
Yeah, that's this 4.5. L is max detail
Yeah, we do this once and then we never do it again
How about this without ray reconstruction and then set it to DLA a I'm trying to see man
I'm trying to see what we have here and you'll be the one to do it
86 FPS, okay, I'll use L with quality and leave it at that
We'll keep it a hundred FPS, I'll keep it.
Oh god.
Control to speak.
Cliff?
I
Just start these last words or if you cliff
Cliff
May find peace your brothers
Already changed my camera speed come so you're for whilst
Yeah, I saw Chuck Norris pass the way I saw that.
Now I click that name you will be missed
What's that voice?
Speak with Marius, speak with Ross.
Alright, let's see what we have here.
Who are these people?
I'll head into town and see what I can find out
Don't worry, I'm sure I'll find a lead on them
You know I'm the best man for it
Are you can first person the whole time back before you know it?
Okay
Couldn't catch me even if they tried bro who ass bro
Trust me whatever I find out can only help us
Hmm, okay. Speak with your comrades. Yeah, maybe it was a battle. Day zero, sun, 1040.
Reek with Ross. Enter the cabin.
Okay, can I like walk?
Car sprint? Maybe not now.
Why is the grass bugging? It's very windy, bro. Okay, it's extremely windy.
It almost looks like Ghost of Tsushima, but like, bad.
It's like they're trying to use the wind, but it just looks bad.
it's like they were trying it's like this you can't deny it get the ghost games
use wind and the leaves really really good
come on it's windy but your hair doesn't move
Just eat it now, you're a...
There you are. Perfect timing as always.
Sit down, dig in.
We're still missing Ryan.
Probably dead.
Have you got a bolt?
Yeah, I suppose that's one less mouth to feed, eh?
Oi. Could make it two less mouths, you know.
If you got a fight left in you, get your ass back out there.
No one's stopping you.
Now shut up and eat.
We just have to sit here stepping this this shot up by a swell. I'd rather be a
blood bitch. Hey, you're looking to get some manners beaten into you. Shut up,
man. You better fucking pick that up. Oh, well, you're on. You're gonna make me.
Dying. That's enough. Ah, forget it. Bloody bastard.
Cranky ginger twat. That's enough. Our fight doesn't go over.
Oh my god!
I'll probably play this all stream.
I feel like this game will be fun enough to...
It might be potato, but I bet it'll be fun enough to play for a while.
I don't know though.
Jiren has fallen, and with the great leader's death, our land, Pailun, once unified, has
been plunged into chaos.
And now, a bloody battle unfolds, between the Greymanes who fight to uphold his will
the black bear forces that seek to set it to three.
Ahhhh.
Oh shit, okay.
Okay, okay. Next.
nice little trip I probably have to dodge that now
oh no you got stabbed
Oh
Well, I'm at run go tell the others leave go tell the others you chose this
You chose this I
I feel like the camera is like fighting me. Like it needs to be centered
It's like it's like too high in a way
Help Naira, help Yan
Oh, is this what the fast forward is?
Oh.
Oh my god!
Damn!
reverse box waggle. I don't know what to con- I don't know what that does. Is this game
have only one difficulty? I didn't choose a difficulty, I just spawned in. That's a
positive that's a positive one difficulty is always the best we're all
experiencing the same thing right now relatable experience
I'm not sure if we're the Dreemans.
Oh, oh so the-
Okay, it all feels like it feels a little weird. It's like a delayed dodge. It's delayed a little bit. It's not incidental.
of the
all over and then
No, no, no, no! Oh shi- AHHHHHH!
No, no!
I got you, bro! Hold on, man! My control doesn't control anymore!
There you go.
That's supposed to happen.
Yes.
Oh my god!
Yeah, yeah!
All these efforts, you still end up bowing to me.
What's that?
Not something to say!
Oh my god, I did!
I'll wait. I'm all ears.
You are too young.
Let this be a lesson to all you wolf-welps.
Dead already.
Wow.
Give G in my regards.
There he goes.
And the end.
Okay, as he's sinking, this is where you introduce the game, play some music, and show who worked
on the game.
Nope.
Kojima would've.
Kojima would have.
Day 2.
Oh shit man, this is the afterlife.
forward I don't know what it is it feels like it might control my my controls
It feels laggy. Like it feels like it responds a little late.
I can't feel if I'm bad or if I'm actually feeling it legit. It feels like I'm slightly delayed.
I use Framegen in all the fucking games and I've never followed like this, so maybe.
Like a climb spot
All right, just pretend I didn't say anything guys
Or you can roll the ball
Apparently God wanted me to do a puzzle in the afterlife, but then how is this?
Wait, what?
Reflect light with your sword to disrupt enemies' vision?
Hmm, okay.
Blinding Clash.
Press control to enter blinding flash stance.
Okay, wait, wait.
Press control to enter blind while maintaining it with move.
Aim at your target.
I don't even know where my target is.
The tutorial left!
How do you even do this?
Is it this pillar I'm focusing light on?
Bro, we're gonna be here for an hour.
Holy shit.
Do I have the light?
Oh, wait, I have the light the whole time.
Oh.
Okay.
What?
So I have the light in this stance.
Okay.
I thought I had to like, reflect one of the lights.
Ow.
Look at the waterfall behind you.
Where are we looking bro?
I can't go back bro.
We're in the tutorial bro.
We gotta keep moving.
The Lantern is useful for illuminating, oh okay.
You actually don't get that many frames with Framegen, alright, banned if you're wrong for
making me do this.
I swear to fucking god.
Band the guy, band the guy, band the guy for from typing please. Take his keyboard away.
Okay, this is why they're gonna make it so you're gonna have to put your ID.
They're gonna make it in five years where keyboards are gonna have a slot where you have to put your ID in and then it unlocks the keyboard because of that guy.
And you're just going to see a card sticking out of the keyboard.
Only way you could type.
Find the exit.
We made it.
Ray reconstruction actually makes it look much better.
How do I ray reconstruct without losing a shit ton of FPS?
Cause this tanks it to 76.
Is it worth a hit?
Of course, for visuals...
Literally no FPS difference.
This looks important.
I'm not supposed to die yet.
Greymane.
Greymane?
Lost in thought again.
Why don't we go inside?
I thought I'd die, dude.
What do you mean?
Oh, okay.
Hold on now.
Rumble of uncertainty.
Oh yeah, look at the doggy, dude.
I can't pet him.
I have a star on my neck.
no it's a dream oh whoa okay
it doesn't let me pet him thanks to you what it's time I'm you're going that's
messed up why would that be a thing you kick anything oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Apparently, Emma's dead.
It's gone.
Technically, I could not use- I could just punch everything in this game if F makes you go martial arts mode.
I'm I literally just play this so I don't use a sword
Very well, if you're heading into town, you should stop by the Hernand Tavern
News travels faster around here
If there's any information to be found you'll find it there. You've got an idol free sword
I'll take care of this
Look, I already paid you. We're here for the interest. What interest I
I kid come here
Yeah, I'm gonna play this game as a monk
No sword just this will be your last fist gameplay
But I'll block with my shield
Okay, wait, what the fuck why is this so weird
You can fist fight normally without the shield.
Are you alright?
I'm fine. Thank you.
It's not the first time those bastards have laid into me.
Things have got so bad I was ready to pack up and leave.
But they got what was coming to them.
All thanks to you.
Where are you headed then?
Truth is, I'm also headed to Hernan.
Can I...
Can I tag along?
Of course you can chat we're going where do I do this that's that off inventory oh my god
You I dev you're not unequipped this maybe it's too early to do anything in your inventory yet
Is there an unequip button?
Oh, T sheets it and then when you lock it, it unsheats it.
Yeah, maybe you can't just do it, yeah.
Maybe he'll take a liking to you.
Oh shit man, alright.
Which one?
First beer?
What's that look for?
Hernan used to be one of the nicest places to live.
Hernan!
You're always looking over your shoulder.
It's not bad.
It's worse than ever now.
The guard's been stretched thin and it's impossible to keep the peace.
It's our ordinary code to retain the price.
I was hauling a pumpkin or something.
Oh, you're just hovering like, yeah.
You know those grass reminds me of like coey Tecmo games
Or they just have like that scuffed look
They're getting better is one of my favorite spots
The view from the bridge is absolutely breathtaking. Oh the view distance is pretty very nice
I feel like what's gonna happen with this game is maybe modders are gonna come in and fix it.
Yeah, the view distance is really nice here.
I
That's the modders we're gonna like we get oh, it's de novo, right?
I'm no fighter, but I know Spencer and I see it.
That kind of skill will have people seeking you out, Graymayne.
Some will need your help, like me,
but others will just wanna see how they measure up to you.
That's the only way a fighter can test their strength.
Sunny, isn't it?
of
our gun over here
How's the last knowledge acquired?
Ah, we're nearly there.
Ah, that horse seems fond of you, great mate.
A horse would make traveling a lot easier.
Oh, it's bigger than you might think.
A journey's beginning, Duchy of Hernandez.
Before Hernandez, I serve Maria.
It is Hernandez.
Chapter one we've made it the first encounter alright game starts here start now okay
Oh
You found a small place to stay at the travelers can't be on the Royal trading post
Nice
Nice man
What up boys?
What up?
Get fortune's.
Oh.
You need help?
What up boys?
Oh, that's if you look at them they like acknowledge you
Go lose yourself
I think you scared wait did I bump into me was mad go lose yourself the air is tense
Oh, maybe only some of them look at you, let me see.
I can talk to him.
Follow the lead of another, and you lose your way, follow your heart, and you walk alone.
Perhaps that's life's impossible, Riddle.
The answer's change is a season's pass.
Okay, bro, it's got like an orc or some shit guess orcs there weather
Everybody greet the peddler ogres
Okay, I'm an M that was the start
What was that catch?
What a grasshopper.
Look around her nand tabard.
See if they let me in here.
You're new here aren't you?
I am.
What up?
Yes mate?
What?
Bro!
Oh you guys wanted to talk.
Oh, so control, oh I can just kick dude, randomly kick ship.
I can set the list to auto, let's see if they let me in.
Stop, I'll handle this.
Do you have any idea what's past this gate?
No.
You can't just stroll in there, dress like that.
Excuse me?
Keep an eye on that one
Okay, hey, uh look
Wait never mind accessor every request for civic conditions
Okay, well fuck you too, bro
Looks like I'm leaving oh
Oh my god, really, Hernand de Menace, D'Alessia, Crimson Desert? Wait, is that the map? Oh my god, dude.
Varney? Wow.
Yeah, I think he's saying I look like I'm poor or something.
Oh, oh shit, what's in here?
Oh, you can lean against the tree. I saw there's a lean. Why is it so hard to pick shit up?
Mm-hmm, what about man? That body middler's no ordinary soul
Okay. Greetings. Greetings. Hello to you. Hello, hello. Did you pick up animals? Beggar?
Oh, there's a cat. Hold on come back. Oh
Yeah, there's a dog dude. You can just carry them
He's cool dude
I could carry
Decision jump
There you go. There you go. It's really telling me to press escape here. The knowledge
All right, this dog trusts me now heavily
I'll be back doggie. I'll be back
I think I passed the entrance.
Yeah, I definitely passed the entrance.
We've got bigger problems of our own
I look this no, but you can just carry a chair you ain't
Give this to this guy as a gift. I don't want to come here if you handed
Try arm wrestling
Can I throw this?
There you go, I need two chairs anyways
Let's have at it, right? Really? Press E repeatedly. Okay, straightforward start. I'll snap your wrist
All right
Easy just go lucky
Is this as strong as you love I just did my best you should be proud of your own strength
And humble to boot. Damn. My Pa always said true strength lies in humility. I suppose he meant folk like you.
Well, thanks for the compliment. Let's do it again sometime.
Let me take the chair, at least, can I take that?
You don't need that candle, bro.
I'm gonna start a fire.
Give a coin to the old beggar.
Why is this guy just like around me, dude?
The village is quite lively these days.
Whoa!
What the hell?
Oh, shit, they're scared.
You guys scared of me?
Oh, you guys scared of me?
scared of me? Oh, you guys scared of me?
Ohhhhhh...
Okay, I'll do it!
Oh, shit!
Let me turn this shit off!
Oh, fuck off!
Alright!
All right motherfuckers, I'll be back. I expect a free drink, girls.
All right.
Motherfuckers.
Expecting good news these days
Oh my god
This is empty as my heart
Oh, Shepra, what happened dude?
How are you doing, old man?
Nobody cares what I go through.
through. I've got used to the indifference. There's nothing anyone should grow accustomed
to. Here, this can be availed.
How? Kind of you. Wait, we gave him one coin. Neverland hand has finally reached me.
I think there's a rock in there and one coin. Take this. I'm sure you will find a use for it.
what what is this virtue paves the path to wisdom which shall bring us together
once more when the time comes the key here shall guide you hell some kind of
riddle yeah let's follow him white oh what did you mean disappeared
I'll make me bro.
I'll make me, bro.
They'll make me, dude.
Stay on the ground.
Dude, these are the worst guards.
Wait enter the sewer we're going in here. I kind of want to chill in the city
There we go trapdoor
All right looks like we're going down here
Okay, the interior of the game looks a lot better than the forest settings.
You just take this, or you can just randomly put stuff in your bag.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Sound good.
Let me see something.
Okay.
What the hell bro?
No one heard you?
Wait, there's a rat.
Oh, food for later.
Okay.
Who are you?
Please!
You have to help me quickly!
Calm yourself.
I'm...
A friend.
I'm here to help.
You are?
You are. You are.
You could have yelled the whole town would have heard you. He was right about you.
Scripted. Yeah. You'll need this.
Oh
Whoa
Sorcery
Speak with the child
Speak it with the child
Let's see, did I miss loot or is it chest?
We're not going back.
I think if I remember in one of the previews it showed if you like hit a bell it does something.
I think the bells are maybe it shows you as you play.
Bell is like, um, maybe it pops up somewhere.
Pressure marks everywhere.
Who's this guy?
Armor vendor?
Ah, I need something sturdier.
Listen to a request.
I need to go and find some decent minerals.
I just can't leave the forge.
Well, there's rich deposits in the rock fissures.
With arms like yours, swinging a pick actually
a breeze. Fetch me a few good unbroken chunks, would you?
Sure, Matt, nice shot. Shrink hard rocks or minerals, and the pickaxe yields valuable
material with your pickaxe equip. Oh, okay, so do I need to actually buy a pickaxe, sir?
Unless I have one. I have a bow. Maybe I automatically have one. Yeah, I automatically
have one. Or did he just give me one? Key item. Cannot sell. Speak with a child, heart
beyond borders. I have one, right? What's the fastest way to get to your inventory?
Sorry. Oh.
Do I have to equip this?
Oh, you have to equip it there.
This is good.
Yo, the rats are for snackies.
just won't come down we've got to get back before anyone notices the chiefs
going to be really upset can you help me get him down
Gigi get down here this instant
Glory your parents get in trouble
Okay
Chief gets scary when he's mad. I'm hundred gold and I'll consider it
I just climbed up. Yeah, oh what I can I out easy
I'm back here boy
Think you'll make it back home in time yeah, you saved this from a good scolding if you ever visit my time
Sure, I'll reward you for your help today. I think you'd love it there
I'm not sure if you'll be allowed in well, don't worry. I'll talk to the chief about make sure you come visit
Yeah, I like the fast forward feature.
The fast forward feature is pretty nice, especially when it's a filler quest like that.
Shy's Pendant.
You have acquired a new life skill tool?
A life skill tool?
Oh examine
Okay, you can just kind of like look at all that what about
Oh, but you can't this
Hey our guards
Oh, is this like a bounty board?
Oh is this, uh, oh is that the bell?
Oh shit, that's the bell.
It was on this roof.
Kill.
Ah, okay.
I'm a master at hiding, how did you know?
Weren't you- wasn't this the kid from earlier?
I'm not the only one you found.
I know, I'll help you track down the others.
Oh damn, okay, now I can see the whole region.
There we go.
It was like the, um, yeah, it's like an Assassin's Creed bell.
I wonder if that thing on the right of the mini-map is your town's trust.
That must be the town's trust or something.
What's the job?
Can you steal in this game?
Can you just go around stealing shit?
Like a random blacksmith.
Yeah, the interiors look pretty damn nice.
The lighting in the insides.
looks clean dude. Oh my god, you can steal shit. Cool box, carry. I can't get those gloves.
Rest? What about this chest?
Oh, maybe it's too early.
Yeah, the interiors look... they are clean looking. Okay.
What about that? What do you have? Just out of curiosity.
Control, turn on GIF, sniffing.
Stay and see what skill and fire can create.
Iron ore stay and see what skill and this for just restored if the song of the forge
I got nothing bro, I had nothing for him
What is this white dot
Mom told me not to go outside. It's too dangerous. She said
But, bad people are stealing coins from good people.
Okay.
Help the distressed villagers.
Bad people are stealing coins from good people.
okay random I don't think you can just kick random citizens
yeah I mean the view distance is definitely impressive
are you definitely notice it in this game
yeah this actually looks clean dude the tutorial area when you first zoned in it's
Jaringly potato-looking
It already looks way better than the tutorial area
Apples
I throw this on her head on this guy's head. He wears it. Oh fuck
Residents of the community are non-pilot for the crimes alert the authorities
what five bucks oh man oh this is the whole area they're searching what I
Yeah, boys.
Uh-oh.
Ow!
Alright, who needs help here?
Oh my god.
Let me help him.
I heard his back.
Can I make it so I don't whip out my lantern every time I hit control?
Why does this guy do that?
Stop whipping the lantern out.
the
other house was on fire
some sense into you why would I pretend to fall off the roof that really are I'm
sure it did just like when you slammed your hand into the door last week hey oh
come on now enough I'll do it for you oh well you're right in you learn let
the man shut it that's a real man
Wait, what's a broom? Let me turn this shit off.
Wait, what do you want me to do? What am I even doing right now?
You got the broom and clean the chimney?
Alright.
You're making me do a chore?
Alright, where's this broom at?
What the fuck is the broom at?
There we go.
What the fuck?
I
Lost one cancer. Oh my back
Where are you
Shit, I mean run ragged if you could
Hey
Hi, don't you find a better actor for the role?
Lauren, give him some of our finest attire.
Uh, think of it as a gift for me to you, eh?
Farewell.
Sure, why not?
Oh, you're new clothes.
It was meant to start listening to me now.
Oh, you can actually get like a thief, uh, like a thief cover to steal shit?
I'm gonna turn this off, bro.
I'm gonna turn that shit off.
I can cut? What am I cutting?
Climate temperature and pie wall vary by time and region.
Oh, shit, man.
Oh, you can sell this stuff too? Material? I have all this stuff?
Spirit help plus 180?
Oh, shit, bro.
Did I make it?
Make.
What the hell is that? Okay.
All right, whatever, Matt.
I don't know about that, but sure, dude.
Substitution.
It's called cooked puke.
Yeah, were they ever going to give me something?
Examine the key from the old man.
Hey!
I thought you guys were going to give me something.
A key is required?
Look like it could enter from the top.
Unless I actually got some and I never noticed.
Oh, they did hook it up.
All right, look.
Oh, it's not bad.
What's the d- Oh, defense three, lightning resistance, axis, hernand, castle.
Oh yeah, they actually gave me some decent drip.
Palmer pill?
All right, it seems like I need to inspect this somehow.
Oh, that was that's actually cool. Oh shit, it turned into a real key.
Go to her in castle.
Cut some trees for the blacksmith. Yeah, maybe I can just slice unless I need to
I break this
Yeah, I probably need an axe which I don't have
You gave me a pickaxe
What if I use my sword?
All right, we need an axe unless
You're so lucky man, you're so lucky
There it is, bruh-ah!
I think I need to keep putting it.
Not enough spirit.
Is that what's on the left?
All right, I'm gonna need um, we're gonna get an axe, we're gonna get an axe, which I don't
have right now.
I'll get one eventually.
Let's go to the quest.
Is he dead?
Oh my god, he's dead dude.
Bro!
Judy had a heart attack!
What the hell?
Hey!
You was farming and had a heart attack!
That's not nice.
Alright, this game actually looks a lot better now, not in our...
Where's the hospital?
You taking the piss, mate?
Where's the hospital, man?
Here, stay here!
I'll find help!
Whoa, who lives here?
The vendor?
Who's this guy?
Uh, do I know you?
I'm happy to sell by the inch or the awful small bag
Okay, he's just the parents demand respect
I don't got anything next time you need to find hide
Hey, yeah, there's this guy I'm gonna I'm gonna leave him with you. Okay, get him some help
There, find him. I'm new to this town. Get him some help. Gonna leave him there for you.
Get him some water. What are these scrolls? Let's figure out what these scrolls are. Looks
like something's in here. Yeah, it seems like you have to L1 a lot of actions in this game.
It has the scroll here. Is it in this building?
Excuse me?
Does this guy have a gun?
Let's get into it then.
I've broken some real tough ones in my time.
Two arms!
What are you going to do, shoot me bro?
I've done this before, have you?
Put that shit away bro.
Shoot!
It's my duty to bring you to heel.
Put that shit down man, you're not going to shoot.
Don't underestimate experience!
Stay down, boys. Stay down.
Ports like you only know one thing.
Stay down, boys.
What the heck?
Yeah, there's so many scrolls.
What are these?
Is it this? Oh, it's recipes.
I can make white. Whoa!
Learning in progress.
Ah, that's how you learn.
Alchemy, what is this?
Alchemy something.
Lesser elixir.
Here's a photographic memory.
There you go.
Look at me, I'm land!
Alright, we gotta get into the castle.
Maybe I can just climb up.
Let's test the climbing mechanics.
Oh, you can just hold space up.
I could probably not enter maybe this way.
I thought I gotta go around.
Halt!
How do I look?
Ready?
Trip check.
You don't look like a bad sore. Thank you. Thank you. Everything seems to be in order. Thank you
Stay out of trouble. You're here. I will I will
Open it you may enter
Trip check
Boys
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Bro, my punches, what can I say?
What can I say, man?
I can't just have spasms randomly.
Oh!
That's what I'm thinking.
I'm going to watch the floor with you.
You little bitch, do what I'm waiting.
I'm fucking up in you.
Fuck out of here.
Fuck out of here, bro.
Fuck out of here.
I know how this ends.
Do you?
I'm gonna walk away you're gonna do nothing
What's in here
Speak clearly now speak
This is guy
Contra Brea infusion shop
You have my deepest respect for your deeds
really like donate stuff here
let's get to the castle
oh oh you don't seem like the troublesome type all good don't go causing
trouble in there open the gate thank you thank you are you carrying a broom on
your back sometimes I like cleaning shit and you never know what a mess is
about all right there we go I think this is the way in oh shit yeah did the inside
textures are clean all different game oh yeah whoa dude it looks good here oh
Oh, shit.
Nice castle.
I got to go upstairs.
Yeah, where are the stairs, dude?
Go on, ask a question.
Where are the stairs?
Hope your weapons.
No.
Sorry, man, my.
My hands are I can't disarm my hands.
Key?
Alright, I got a- oh yeah, that, like, that looks nice.
Just out of curiosity, ray reconstruction, let me just see what difference it actually
makes.
How insane is ray re- and reconstruction?
Wow, really?
What?
I made such a big difference granted I did have DLSS on this is a good hallway no it
It looks so different. 80 FPS with ray reconstruction versus no ray reconstruction. DLSS 4.5 with
the DLA on. I swear the lighting in general changed so I can't tell. It's almost like
it didn't load correctly and now the textures look messed up. You can tell on
on the knights. The knights look super clean. Now they're kind of blurry and weird looking.
There's like flickering. So maybe when you turn it on and off, the textures kind of mess
up on the reload.
How about it to you? How can I help you?
It still looks good. Now, honestly, I think I'll take the extra FPS because this still
looks really good.
surprise. There's a chest in here. Yeah, yeah.
Nobody gets through without the Marquis permission. Marquis? Okay. I am on 4.0,
bro
I get to receive word from the Marquis
Okay
Please leave
or with ray reconstruction and then balanced on
yeah it says there's a chest right here where the hell is it
let me talk to this guy
you need the marquee's permission to enter the audience chamber
where the hell is the marquee?
watch it
I don't know, in this game do I have to auto-save a bunch?
Auto-saves all the time are manual-saved, not auto-save, I mean.
Alright, that's not a lucky.
Yeah, yeah, hail, I know I'm not showing it.
You go back downstairs, even though it shows it on this floor that I need to use this key.
What?
Did I have to actually find the, uh, mark the, uh...
Nice.
Let me try all the doors even though clearly X marks the spot.
So I don't know why it would be these.
That's probably just one of the side doors upstairs
Main story is 50 to 80 hours long. Oh, really? It seems like a long game
All right seems like a slow burn game, but whatever
Well net
Yeah, oh
Does that just tell me there's a chest in the area
Looks important
step onto the platform activate the abyss Nexus oh
Abyss nexus are spread all across pie well, user lantern or blinding flash to reveal their
location and then stand on an abyss nexus to activate it.
fast travel to the business Nexus by selecting it from your map.
I
Was weird bunnies here
You're finally here he's waiting for you
This power will help you get in front
What?
And then the bird left, okay.
Axiom Force?
The Axiom Force can be used to grab and move objects after grabbing an object used to
move it, rotate the disc to align the circuits and restore the connection.
Wait, how do I turn it back on?
Dude, that doesn't work anymore.
Before it said tab and eat then I just like go of it
I have to get faster right to do this.
Oh wait, where are you grabbing matters?
Oh, is that how shit works?
I'll try it again after.
What are you being?
No shit, this game is fucking weird.
Some of this stuff makes no sense.
It's like a amalgamation of random shit
You don't know what uses physics and what you just connect it and then use your mouse to turn it
I've been waiting for you
Just as virtue paves the path to wish oh my god Matt Damon
Your deeds have brought us together once more.
You're that beggar.
I am Alustin, and this is the Axiom Archive.
It is a repository of the universe's grand designs.
Each record, the blueprint of a single world.
Why did you summon me?
There are beings who have brought chaos to your world, the consequences of which extend
to even you and your comrades.
You have news of them?
You will cross paths with those who escaped Fate's grasp, but the balance of this world
and the Abyss has begun to falter.
It's a cosmic order phrase any further.
Our world, the abyss, and reality itself will unravel.
You must restore the balance before it's too late.
I don't know what you mean.
Such a grand undertaking.
It begins with small acts that will have profound effect on the fate of your world.
Bruh.
What the hell?
Restoring the Abyss activates the Skybridge Gate.
Pass through the gate and use the Axe Enforcer to operate the Alignment Device.
Allotting it to the Gragoriger will assure the broken Skybridge.
Okay, let's see. Go through the Skybridge gate to the heart of the Abyss.
I think, I think so, there we go, there we go, I think it's working.
Got it!
Oh!
Okay!
Whoa!
Oh, damn!
Dude, the view distance is definitely,
what the hell is this?
Is the super impressive part of the game.
Oh, whoa, dude.
You can see everything.
Skybridge seems like an inconvenient way to trap.
We made it, but we're not done.
I should have gone.
It does kind of look like I could land.
Oh my god.
Oh, even though the stone is smooth, I found a ledge.
I could totally jump in that water right there.
I could dive, dude, full dive mode.
Whoa.
Yeah, the grad down here looks crazy.
That looks awesome, man.
Looks like I'm actually up in the sky.
I mean, I am, but you know.
We're here.
Something tells me we don't need a sword and a shield when there's tech like this.
Something tells me we don't need wooden arrows.
Oh, this looks important.
There we go.
the wall blocking the floor. I think it means that wall blocking the floor. What's up here?
This looks like randomly like a motherboard up in the sky
Push pull move remove the wall block in the floor
How do I put this in here?
Oh, is this the wall blocking it?
I don't know if that did anything.
I grabbed this one?
I don't know if I'm going to get it, but I'm going to get it, but I'm going to get it.
did it. There's a guy right there. Is this on? I might need to remove these as
well. Close enough. Who's this guy? I talk to you?
Press to gather energy in your palm and release it in a single powerful strike that reduces the target's defense.
Oh work, it worked. It just took a second.
Nice.
I think we're good.
Maybe we twist this.
Of course, my skills are just right. Oh, I look I missed it. It's gone
Maybe that's a palm strike more stuff. There's also that down there hang on the middle of the power device then activate it with
This right here
Wait, let me see.
And on the middle?
Oh, you can do it while hanging in this game like this?
Oh.
There it is.
Alright, can you aim down?
Nope.
You can jump and do it?
Oh, too late.
jumping into a little um oh shit my streaming PC almost my streaming PC almost
restarted I just caught it holy shit two minutes away from restarting saved
shower jumping into a little sponsored segment here for this game x-men's point
crimson if you guys want to check it out it should link you right to the
steam page this game is out on basically everything right now other than the
switch. Is that Gandalf?
I'm lost now.
You heard the woman from the sewer.
The kindness you showed me back then will guide you on your path.
Here, take these wings.
The power to soar through the open skies is yours to command.
It's time to return.
You want me to jump?
Lady.
You're telling me to jump?
worry not.
Oh my god, Matt Damon.
We'll see you down safely.
OK, I trust you, Matt.
Now, take me like this.
I trust him.
I trust you, Matt Damon.
I trust you.
I believe!
Whoa!
Oh my god.
Oh, damn.
Press what, midair to fly? Be mindful of your stamina.
Oh, but then you regen it.
Oh, is there water down here?
There's no water.
Oh, you can hold shift?
I crushed you, Matthew!
Oh, you can instant revive.
Return to her land.
Oh, what?
There's actually...
Oh, yeah, this looks nice.
Oh, an apple.
Oh, yeah, is that a sword I can just take?
Glenmore Sword. What? These look better than my stuff. What? Oh, yo.
Guide. In the beginning of the game.
Die on purpose and you spawn next to Insan Lu.
Or tit. And a money bag.
And a Pelt. Why can I not pick this up? Because I have, oh you can't do it like that.
Packaging at trade goods. Oh you have to visit a vendor to convert provisions to package
trade goods or else you can't trade. You have to do that. Alright inventory what
did we just get here is this actually better? Attack? Oh wait now what this is a level one.
Oh yeah these are trash. I wonder if that horse that guy gave me is actually my horse.
Oh yeah he is he's a loyal horse what a boy
Oh, there's Marigold here to grab this
Alright let's move.
All right, let's see what we have
This horse is kind of slow bro, can you sprint friend?
Are you just galloping
This game I'm not maxed out right now. I am not no it actually kind of tanks my FPS maxed out
You don't tap shift you hold shift lies
Alright, you know what? Stay here. I think it might be faster if I go on foot.
What the heck? What happened?
Oh! Chapter 2.
We made it.
I'll depend on it from earlier.
I
Was I close can't help you
You know it's a lion crest watch tower
You look like you've got some coin.
Sure man, I think I do. Here we go.
I'll do the same for you someday.
You want another one? You want one too bro? There you go.
I'll do the same for you someday.
There you go, there you go. You guys beggar twins? Nice.
Are there cats in the game? There's a lot of cats bro.
Did you hear all the gray maids got white tail?
Well, we got to actually move a decent amount here, let me go
Stay here, I'm gonna summon you again
Oh my god, are these all beggars? Oh my god
here you guys go you show kindness stranger you're some kindness when you show
kindness you're a good person friend there you go I'll do the same for you
someday all right who needs one one come on for everybody let's move you're a
good you're a good person no using this on opium all right I swear to God
you're a good one
All right, I don't think I just robbed me. What the heck did you just do? What was that?
Hey, are you guys need anything else?
Why else you're you're all coordinated person friend. I'll do the same for you someday
There you go. Oh my god. It is over you next row. This guy literally has a pipe
What are you doing, dude?
I'm just gonna use this on war over you someday
You're a good person friend
My thanks for calling this there you go bro. There you go
You're a good person friend
No one else needs one that I miss anybody that I miss anybody and ready to get a coin
There you go a good person friend. Anyone else this guy
I'll do the same for you someday
All I wish is for one day without worry
There you go, there you go
You don't dream this there you go
You watch it y'all brah. Are you serious? I mean you guys got to you're lucky help the man trying to be better
Let's go
Can you pick these dudes up or can you pick the rams up precision kick steal what you just steal the
lot you just steal them you can steal one of them what
Whoa, who are you?
What the heck?
This is how emails used to be, bro.
Was it this one?
Which one was it?
White crow's letter.
Blessings of the day.
Oh my god.
Learning.
Abyss nexus is spread all across Pywell, use your lantern or blinding flash to reveal their location, then stand on Abyss nexus to activate it. Once activated you can fast travel to an Abyss nexus by selecting it.
Okay, true. Thank you.
Where's the horse at? There he is.
Ah, boy, let's move.
Yeah, whoa, who's fighting who's fighting I've been waiting I've been waiting for this
How do I martial arts here I need clip this oh here we go boys let's move
I
Was next you
okay okay I can't um okay I gotta be careful there there's more of them I
think they're friend left headlers pack alright it seems like I actually have
to not I can't without my shield so I have to roll
Oh
All right, whoa, whoa, whoa defeat the bandits your back looks right for a nice
Right guy
Oh my god, I'm oh my god everybody relax
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
All right, I'm using a sword. I'm done. I'm using a sword. Instant revive. I'm using a sword. I'm over it.
I am still dead.
I'm not actually even sure how you're supposed to heal, but I did make a bunch of food.
Use.
Ah, you can literally do that.
Oh, we did it.
Nice.
Tower liberated.
Factions may blockade certain key locations. You can liberate these air by resolving local conflicts.
Loot was sent to your supply chest. F3 does nothing right now.
I was gonna loot those bodies, but I guess not.
Once you upgrade melee, it gets so much better, because you can perfect block.
Oh, okay.
I wonder if I climb these vines, if it's easier.
Use a fire arrow to remove the vines.
Oh shit, I needed that wait great wolf
of
Oh, yeah, that's on fire as well.
The fire actually spreads all over...wait a minute.
My...precision aim, Q-Tab.
What's the difference here?
I think it's lit.
does it need more or will this actually all burn down hmm I don't think it will
Yeah, I don't think it does.
little regen check uh oh whoa here we go
little plate helm
joint
is that actually an upgrade can I wear that because that looks like an upgrade
to me three defense oh damn dude oh I look like a soldier now broken box oh my
Oh my god. Get a tripmine.
Oh god.
I'm alive.
Can I climb and then go over?
Okay, that worked.
Yeah, worse traps. I made it.
I made it.
Oh yeah, this looks nice in here, dude.
It's clean.
Take.
What the heck?
The Visciana's a special device used to read memory fragments scattered through the world
Activate the device to witness past events, or uncover hidden leads.
What?
Wait, wait, wait, press activity to get the vision from the headgear tab.
Then hold and select the vision to read the memory.
What's wrong?
There's one here.
Wow.
it this this device is called the Visione it is the only information gathered from the
world around it and then projects that scene back to the viewer does on occasion never
I don't really use his mind. Small floor, perhaps.
But hardly worth worrying about.
Now then, Nameless Fortune is over.
Enjoy the Visioneer to the fullest.
Wow. Okay.
Speak with the child. We gotta go back.
here we can only pick up specific coins oh I know you can pick all of them up
Chad this is see look at this remember when I donated to all those beggars look
at this. Karma paid me back. Tenfold. Look at that, man. Wait, you can just take it and
Everything here
Some more coin right there some more coin right there you actually turn this off where do I go q lantern and turn off
Oh, now he just points with it, okay.
It clearly says I can take those, but it's not letting me.
Square tray. Let's get that square tray.
What's in here? Decent copper pouch.
Can I open this?
Use...open.
Coins were obtained.
Can I sort my inventory?
Collectible cells, cells.
I might go to a vendor and sell a bunch of stuff.
Oh, I saw these rats in cages.
Butcher?
Oh my god.
Oh.
There you go.
Let me take this helmet off.
Oh my god.
Nice.
I don't know if it's worth taking half of this stuff.
It looks like you can kind of loot everything and sell it, but then the vendors probably
only have so much um yeah like the vendors probably only have so much money
oh but this is a chest looks like a chest
Oh, speak with the child.
Oh yeah, what was the button to glide that I learned?
What was the button again?
Anyone remember?
Oh, that looks nice.
Nice face.
You can catch yourself as right before you fall
Wow
What our friend
It's a cat I see you
Just catch this random bug we're going
I'm right behind you
Yeah, there's a skill tree, so I'm obviously going to upgrade everything.
I think the game might have a bit of a slow start.
split. Where are you letting me, boy? Where are we going? I lost him. Oh, he's over there.
is on the radar oh we're going all the way up to hill
Haunted Hill.
A black cat leading me up to the Haunted Hill.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, there's a horse.
What the heck?
Stabbed the ground.
Oh.
Interesting.
Oh. Interesting.
I
Ranily caught this chicken
I can't breathe.
Unhand me, you piece of shit.
Unhand me.
All right.
You're free.
This guy's praising.
Learn nature's grasp.
I'm observing. F left click.
Okay, we can do an F left click here.
There it is.
Another one. You've already done this before, but is this something else with tab?
Enter focus mode, slowing down time, spirit regenerates while focus is maintained.
I
If you're seeing this
fortunate indeed
Surprised, I'm not actually there. What you're looking at is a memory
One of the moments I recorded this
This device is called the physio
It captures and stores information gathered from the world around it and then projects
that scene back to the viewer.
It does on occasion meddle with the user's mind, a small flaw perhaps, but hardly worth
worrying over.
Now then, nameless fortune so, enjoy the physionine to the fullest.
I don't really get it this is what does this do this is a focus mode this lets me regen
I'm re-gening my focus is spirit the yellow bar on the left
Oh looks like you gotta punch this it's not like a line
Whoa wait, is this a puzzle?
And now, there it is, boys, holy, no guides, no streamers watched, nothing, just pure IQ
right there. If you're saturated, IQ.
Distilled.
Oh, it's about to jump off.
Oh, you're the one who helped my friend.
Yes.
I have a gift for you.
I'm sure it will come in handy.
Now the power of nature flows through you.
If really we trust you, then I can entrust this pal to you.
See ya!
Approach! Go to hernin' square.
Oh my god, I stabbed myself on the branch.
Hey, why are you guys looking? Are you serious right now?
Are you serious?
You're lucky at the game. It's not letting me attack for some reason.
Oh!
Try this. What?
Come on then, Tosser. Let's do this.
What did I do? Is this from earlier?
Just remember you started this.
You're right. I give up.
I give up. I give up.
I give up.
I surrender. I yield.
thing is when I kill you it's legal bro I huge mistake on your part this will be
over before it's even begun I've done this before have you huge mistake on
your part this will be over before it's even begun
Plus you're a fool to try this. Okay, I'm gonna walk away
She's mistake on your part
Observe at digging is this gonna teach me how to dig
Use the shovels uncover rare buried underground items, all right, I need a shovel
Thank you, sir. Now I know how to shovel things.
Oh, I got tournament ground or something.
Wow, those actually do their job. The spikes are doing their job.
So I could have a better idea.
There it is.
If it's a question mark, I'd take it.
Let's cook up a meal here.
Oh yeah, I just went... oh yeah.
Cardi grilled fruit improvise I'm not gonna improvise I don't know he lifts up
his visor
that was someone's tent I'll rebuild it dude
Okay, now was it this rat meat?
I cook multiple at once or do I have to just keep doing this one at a time?
It looks like you have to select it, you can choose a substitution, which there isn't.
Is that where improvised comes into play?
Potato and apple?
All a recipe, or you just add?
This seems like a bad idea.
Potatoes and apples?
Soup?
Tomato?
Potato apple soup?
Wait, so was that good or bad?
Mysterious dish.
Yeah, this is why you follow the recipe.
12 spirit.
The greenness is what gives it the flavor.
Oh, no.
I yield.
I yield! I yield!
Oh my god!
I yielded!
Are you serious dude?
I just left clicked.
Did I just get killed?
Oh wow.
Sorry
Well, at least I don't oh fine
Oh, they took it from me minus two that's not my full inventory, right? They just took that from me
All right, I still got like 90 I think oh gray man is beating the arm wrestling
Good day first your group talking about gray man's
I mean, a Greymane will be a real feather in our cat.
You're looking for Greymanes?
Huh?
Oh, what are they up here?
Look at this.
I think your Greymane's gonna find us.
Ah, our lucky day.
How much is Murdyn found here again?
If that's how it gets, you little bitch.
It's your life worth so little.
Enough!
enough I apologize for my man they may have given you the wrong impression I am
the knight Matthias I've long wished to test my skills against a Greymane
what's saying you you're here standing before me or reason of you to
refuse my challenge not I can think of so is true what they say you walk your
chosen path even when staring death in the face what we doing this for you're
gonna fight me I hope you live up to the legends
I don't need him to disappoint quite the quick tongue really proud
let's go dude let's go hit me
I
Yes
I got a lot of air, man. Put this away.
Oh, that's probably a two-foot kick that sends you into me flying.
Okay.
Okay, dude.
He flew nowhere.
Okay, you can't like spam it I'm waiting for you dude
Come back in the crowd, bro!
Really, phase two, huh?
Phase two!
return to the battlefield idiot come back here bro come back here bro you're out of
Come on man!
They say Bateman's finest swordsman is a great man. It was an honor to duel him.
Now give me your armor.
Oh my god yourself.
I
Believe I was quite strong
But the world is fast and there are many who are stronger still
There was a good match great made
Speak with the man who seems to have something to say
Greymane, you're as remarkable as I've heard.
It appears the clucking of house hens held a kernel of truth.
I am Barden Midler, the Marshal of H'Nam.
I serve Marquis Circus, Lord and Steward of this land.
It is an honor to witness such swordsmanship.
What do you want?
Pardon my presumptuousness, but I have come with an urgent request
We're shorthanded. We need the help of someone like you Gray name
Get to the point of late the peace in this region has been sorely troubled
Brigands run rampant and despite our best attempts. We've been unable to thwart them
I believe they have a powerful benefactor pulling the strings.
However, we have no solid evidence to support this claim, and we can't afford further investigation.
If you were to lend us your aid, Marquis Circus will be more than pleased.
Sorry, but my priority is finding my comrades.
I'm not sure I'd be much help on my own.
The Marquis is a generous lord.
He will surely aid in re-establishing the Greymanes.
Until we meet again.
Okay bro! Yeah, let's follow him. Let's follow him.
He acts like he's important, he's just gonna go to like a bar or something.
Let's go see where does he leave? Where does he go?
We're gonna follow him
Wait does he actually go inside?
Oh, he just stands in front of this guard?
Bro, he's using the guard to lean on.
Okay, bro, what the heck, man?
Uh, oh, sir!
Have you given it some thought?
Maybe.
We could certainly use someone with your skills.
reward will be more than fair so please think it over okay
oh finally there you go instead of staying in front of the guy you like my
horse
at
Asperia level 2 does the horse get faster or something
Oh
My god, someone said putting points into stamina is the way. What am I looking at little weapons? Oh fists
I actually don't think I can do anything yet
Health, spirit, stamina, abyss, artifact, times four.
I don't get it.
What what has changed I understand spacebar to enhance what is this changing
Different builds for different weapons is not what this is.
enemies around the spring tide mill. Alright, let's go.
Sorry, guys. I'm drunk.
Hey, are these random people? What is this?
Bounty is...
Who is she?
Bianca.
Five... $5 bounty lol?
Come on man.
You have to track their movement.
Potatoes are as common as bread in Hanan.
Oh, yep, actually...
Renee's poster.
Special fish dish.
Oh, they're not all bounties. There's like actual other stuff, too.
Like, people want something.
Like, this guy wants something.
thing. He needs ore materials. Oh, is Rhett the blacksmith? Simple poster, simple
poster.
In Hanan, we have potatoes with most millions.
What a man. What a talk to you.
No one for fight.
Oh yeah, this is the bar from earlier. They're all scared of me.
Come back here and scare him again. Well boys I bet
Yeah, you remember me
You thought I was gonna come back, huh?
Remember me?
Ah
Let me get some fire here. I get some warm
This is my damn bar okay
I'll be back the damn door
Don't forget about me boys
I'll be back
Okay buddy, you win your potatoes, buddy.
Okay.
And?
Huh?
Steamed eggs, so soft they melt in your mouth.
Stir in some funny chocolate and a pinch of salt and it's even better.
Buddy, I don't have anything.
Can I get you something?
Here, take this and a green stew.
There you go.
This is for you.
We're tanks.
My thunks!
I've heard he freezes those who defy him and smashes them to bits.
Probably the gods would see him reduced to ash if I could.
I don't know who you're talking about, I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
I'm leaving dude.
I got a journey ahead of me.
It's alright, they can rebuild it. They can rebuild it.
The town taxes the citizens.
Oh
All right
Oh
You're expecting me to kiss it back
I
Crouched still this guy or no. Oh, yeah, you can assassinate
You can assassinate
Go to the notice board. I just picked up a lot of notices.
Alright man. Alright, which one? This one, Missing Cows.
Okay, check for Missing Woolly. This guy just has a bunch of missing animals.
Horn Thief?
Okay.
So, guys, just ripping the horns off?
What?
Strange noises from the cave?
Are these all quests?
God damn.
South of Hernan.
I don't think it's a simple missing woolly.
I wonder if all these side quests are marked on the map or have to individually lock into
them.
Are these the side quests or what are these?
Missing companions, secrets hidden in the dark.
The man trapped in the mire?
It looks like I need to find them.
Or I have to read to kind of figure it out on the quest pages.
Speak with the despairing man.
Are those actually them?
Spear their head on, my companion woolly.
Oh wait, they are.
They say there is a gray man.
Look for your potential comrade.
He ranches the bends and cut off their precious horns.
You get a medium bag, medium bag, and some food.
Okay, hold up, let me go back here.
Inventory, I have a bunch of stuff to open.
Uh, this right here.
Coin pouches.
And a bunch of stuff I should eventually sell.
You press T to group things
All right, you're right. I'm not sure what that left bar is or like that left area what you're supposed to do there
You gotta do that side quest just to see another one here.
And
Hmm
Random question mark here
Unless that's like a location of one of the bounty targets
I
Just do side quests or right next to each other
No, you do is drink every day indeed. I am okay, man. If you say so
Easy now
You've had enough
I didn't push you man
That's drunk
you all right someone who needs your aid you've heard tales of my swordsmanship
then you've all it be I'll show you what a true gray man is
You want me to follow you, bro?
Okay.
You follow this guy.
Yeah, the nighttime is, uh, the lighting is kind of interesting at night.
That's definitely a little muddy looking.
He doesn't know that I'm one.
They're the most valorous warriors in the mall. Oh, look at that. Okay. Is that a cave up there?
I haven't seen one person.
If you hold shift it just follows the MPC
Everything's a mess
Where are we going?
To those who stole the sheep of course
So that clever little scallywagging town this time how we're going to this
child
Lost his precious sheep he did
This thing beautiful as a cloud
Where's the sheepy bro? Where's the sheepy man?
Oh, hey, you want me to
Not bad not bad hold up. Let me park it right next to you
There you go
Stay here bro, I got this.
I should probably shut my light off.
Come on man, now what are you doing?
Turn that shit off!
They're gonna look and see!
Are they actually looking right at me right now? I think they are.
They're all looking out.
Okay, this isn't gonna work.
One
How do you eat F3 spacebar you choose it and then you eat I see
okay we had a key on him gonna be a weapon collector and just sell all the
weapons I get right why not
two keys. Oh, we're going in. Now we actually turn this on. Oh, my. Yeah, I think the
The swords are bad though that I picked up, but they're nothing that great.
Dead goat.
and
I should take all this oh yeah this is fresh I can cook for days yeah those are the res pills
Insane butcher. It seems like there's no weight system in this game, which is nice.
Alright, we need to investigate the suspicious area and I think it's something down here.
One of these.
Alright, I can't open it.
Why do I use that use the helmet see all the memories does he only
Wait, use your lantern where it reacts.
Oh, what the?
Dude, I didn't even see that.
Wait, my lantern actually has magical powers now?
It's not just light?
What?
I'll interact to send signals in the location where there's a memory fragment, check out the line under Shana and your Shana to reveal the memory, and the fragment can play the reveal memory at any location.
Oh
You have any idea how many mouth I have the bloody feet would it help if I cut it down by one
Easy enough
before you say
One house left
I'm just gonna
Betray the cold leaves trust and you're all fucking dead
King Bob.
Ah, information.
Alright, yo that's the first time the lantern actually guides you to- I swear that was the
first mechanic for that.
Alright, did this guy leave?
You still here dude?
Everyone gather your belongings and livestock.
The grey mane has caught the bandits.
Lean boys.
There, lean boys.
Baa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Alright guards, what up?
used to just be coin-grubbing merchants but now we got to watch our step around
them choose nonsense this is all because of that branch master ah porn splitter
right yeah they all started when he rose to power and now I remember when they
had some spruples now they're now better than ordinary bandits we have
to do something or you know where I can find the gold leaves gold leaf a
A grey mane?
Didn't think a grey mane would be sure on coin.
Hmm, mind telling us what business you had with the gold games.
A personal matter.
Let's be careful.
They'd do anything for some easy coin.
Or it is, though.
I do have high beams on.
Hmm.
Such as the boulders from the sky.
Hey, hey, you'll gain nothing by spreading such rumors.
You are best to be minding my own business.
Who knows what they might do?
They've got a branch south in front of town.
They're fine than there.
All right, you gotta go back.
Speak with the despairing man.
All right, let me see.
Where's the horsey eye?
He's like stuck here right now.
Five hundred seventy two meters.
Can I actually fast travel or do I have to travel all the way back?
Are there actually fast travel points in this game?
There are some later.
I think if I go to the abyss and then fly down, that might be a way to do it.
Yeah, you go to the abyss and then you skydive down
I'm going to enjoy
I'm very mixed on the lantern. Honestly, it's throwing me off more than anything. It like hurts to look at.
Maybe it's like they tried making the lantern too real, where the lantern is bad in real
life because of the way it shakes.
It's more like the realism of the lantern doesn't translate well to a game, or sometimes
You just want to illuminate 360 for the sake of the look of the game?
You know?
I don't know.
Yeah, it's like so good.
Like it's almost like true.
It's like maybe it gets better.
Maybe it gets better.
Maybe.
Yeah, it's super distracting.
Can you swim?
I'll let you cleared it.
Oh, this looks cool.
I tell you what the wrong way, I was staring at that.
Speak with the despairing man.
Hey, uh, besides that's not the only strange thing out
Why was this the despairing man bro, was that you you're kind of
Another guy around here despairing man, where are you?
Are you the despairing man, dude?
Maybe it's him.
Or he could be sleeping.
Oh, shit, okay.
I'm just out here giving his secrets away.
Yeah, maybe I can like skip time or something.
Can you skip time?
Oh, that worked.
Hey, Bremer, you really get all your cows stolen.
What do you do to bring Solomon scorned down upon you?
He's lost his cattle in his home.
We should be comforting the man.
Oh, God.
Balax, he promised me his fatus heifer.
That's gone.
I'll get that my cows, everyone.
Just need some faith.
Solomon is sure to bring them back.
You'll see.
You think them rotten bandits just
Bring them all back, huh a bloody fools what you are brother
I'll bring it back. He's got a point, you know your cows are as good as dead
Oh, yeah, she's right. I've asked for aid all over town. I'm here
I've even put up notices. Did you ask the town guard? You're not the only one being terrorized, you know
Hi, it's worth a try
They've got their hands full dealing with those bleed bandits guys. I'm right here. There's always have an excuse I can help
They ain't nothing but no bullman's lap dogs that lot. It's been three days. I'm sure they'll come out
Well, you can wait all you want Bremer they ain't coming never they will
That's enough.
If only there's somebody with a sword.
How much we fuss the cows on coming back.
What's the world coming to, eh?
Are you in need of help?
Yes, yes, please, I've lost everything.
I need all the help in the world.
All your hope has been blasted to splinter bits here and there.
And then bandits took every last one of my cows
Solomon has put trial after trial. Are you drunk? Is that your house?
It was before it became kindling blasted boulder fell from the sky
And bandits plucked up whatever rock didn't lay flat
They even took my precious cows, every one of them!
Brigham's plundering a home in Ruben. Any idea why?
Not even a slightest. Told them to just take their damn cows, but...
They took their fists to my face, depending more and more!
Just look what they did to my face!
Hey, hey, calm down.
I'm not asking for merch.
I'm just trying to get my boy.
Please, help me get my cows back.
Please!
I can try.
Thank you so much.
Speak with the witnesses.
Hey, Al, what up, man?
The village is quite lively these days.
This guy was in on it this guy was in on it. Let me kick him
He's in on it, bro notice how he did that
Let me ask this pig
You can just steal pigs
Any other witnesses oh wait we got a travel over here hold on
I don't know what to do with him, but I'm going to kill him.
What the fuck are you doing?
Whoa!
There's nothing but bandits that way.
But what about the cows?
I...
All right.
Fuck the cows.
And don't go saying a word about them to Bremer.
So you'll use me, dude?
Better he lost his cows than his life.
Those guys are his old life show some sympathy. I'm just being honest this guy this guy who's ain't worth getting killed over
insufficient funds
What
Then I have like a hundred what happened
Minus 1.5 me getting arrested literally just made me poor
You're kidding, dude
What?
What if I kill this guy? How much should I get?
I might need to.
Okay.
Wildland Heights brother the rewards are kind of cheap here Wildland Heights
I don't see any, I don't see that location.
Herlin, am I blind dude?
Mountains of frozen souls.
Is this south of me?
No, that's Herlin and Highlands.
I don't see that location.
No, that's her and Hyland's.
Outlaws can be found roaming the area near the last known sighting insurance and detail list on the bounty notice to look and arrest them.
Once you have secured the outlaws, hand them over to the nearest guards.
No, but the shields don't show the bounties.
Unless it's this.
Oh, wait, it is this.
Wait, it is this.
I looted like 50 bounties and it never showed it before. Now this one's showing.
Okay.
Does it show all the bounties or do I have to choose? Quests, environment, factions, all
quests. Yeah, don't I pick up like a bunch of bounties?
Oh, they do show up actually. There are little shields everywhere.
Apprehend and Outlaw. Oh, there's actually a couple nearby. This guy, Mine, Iron, Orr.
We can do that too. We go get her. Little side manner. Bounties are always fun.
Sure, I could always sell my inventory as well.
Is this lady really in here?
Whoa!
Really?
Watch your back.
Really?
Watch her be outside.
Let me just clear the front.
Yeah, watch her just be like outside this building.
So she's downstairs.
What's in here by the way?
We're in here.
What's in here?
Are they praying?
Oh my god.
Sorry.
of all the rot...
Sorry.
You!
Father!
The path to salvation stands open to all.
Heed the sacred words of Solomon.
Oh!
Excuse me?
How do I have minus 54?
What am I missing here?
I was really that negative?
There we go boys.
There we go.
We're in.
we're in I don't want any of these very nice positive money
May salmons like Solomon's compassion awaits all who repent.
Why did you sell the axe? It was a potato axe. Can I break this?
Yeah, where is this lady? What?
Maybe she's outside around the building.
Greetings, my child.
What happened?
Blessings upon you, child.
Oh my god, I think that's her.
right
why are you doing
hit oh my god i i think you're mistaken i don't think so
wait do we release or just keep hitting oh wait you have to okay there we go
Bruh, she's on the bounty board.
Oh, really?
I'm shivering already just from hearing this.
Yeah, boy!
Pull up the town beside your fake.
Pull up the town.
Figure your sentence out.
I'm just doing my job.
Just the sight of blood makes me faint.
It's all the prison guards.
I have no idea such horrors had been fallen in the creases.
Oh, do I just go here? Oh, okay.
This is for you.
Go take a look.
Impressive work.
Thank you. Money, please.
That's the one.
Lock him up.
You know, who run out of cells at this rate.
Still, you saved me some trouble.
Thank you.
If I'm more scum in the future, bring him here.
There it is!
Running out of places to put up the floating houses.
There's another bounty here?
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Who is that?
Excuse me, let me take it.
me grab that real quick oh get out of the way man what is it let me just take
are you taking the piss mate sorry man bro move over dude i'm trying to read
hey move
are you kidding me dude
I don't think I can talk to him, he doesn't want me.
Oh wait, hold on.
I swear I just saw a talk.
out lures by the day yet no one ever gets caught what's going on interested take
one drag and eat it and you'll be paid for your trouble I just did it's depends
on who you catch some fetch a fair bit others only a few coins but you'll get
Whatever amount what's written on the notice
For what it's worth you'll have my thanks to if you bring in the tutorial Pedro bro, I just did it
Thank you okay
Jeffrey oh my god Jeffrey
Jeffrey who
I'll give you something to stare at.
Fine, Jeffrey, the pickpocket.
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
Jump on the wall!
Why boys, is he doing?
You know what you're right. You know buddy. You know.
Come on!
Why are you acting like I don't know? I'm gonna put this on for no reason real quick.
I'm gonna put this on
And then take it back off because I don't know why I did that and then press escape because it keeps spamming me to press escape
It really needs me to press escape right now
now. I ain't the same Jeffrey. Wait. I've got comrades who'll come for you. If only my
boss were here. Sure, boys, it's a thief. Jeff? Oh my god, I thought he died. Are you
good? You clearly don't know my name. I'll give you a taste of my fists. Hey, what's
Yo, he's a thief. Don't worry about him.
Talk again, bro. Talk again.
Talk again, bro. It's not free.
Oh, really? What do you know?
You're gonna help me out or not?
He spurred some food, mate.
Is this gonna break anything?
Nope.
I'm sorry, bastard.
Coming at me from behind.
Dude, you literally walk right in front of me, man.
You walk right in front of me.
Oh
This guy's got sick armor. Okay, dude, thank you. Okay, dude
Robin boys robin the cage boys
My boss would knock you down in seconds. I'm in the cage boys. Got another rat
This is for you
Impressive work
Jeffrey
Alright, well you made enough money now to go talk to these gait- wait, it's people with
an enraged man.
What happened to the quest?
What happened to the main quest?
That's a side quest.
What happened to the other one?
Is this one?
I guess this one right here.
Set.
Alright.
Whoops.
Of course, you get over here, you were stuck, I wasn't going to get him out.
The main quest is a bunch of small quests that lead you to the end
By a long sword
Question mark I haven't seen before here
Do you have a moment?
Can't make a mistake in front of an important. Oh
You see a long time customer of mine is coming soon
I'd like to celebrate their visit with a nice meal. They're especially fond of fish dishes
I've spent my whole life butchering meat, but never once cooked a fish
If I mess it up, oh, I'd make the whole meal a disaster wouldn't I?
I've got all the ingredients even got a recipe, but is there any chance you could cook it for me?
If you can whip it up, I'll be able to serve this meal without a single worry.
Bro, do I look like a cook?
Check the fish porridge recipe.
Cook fish porridge.
Do I have a- do I- do I- I think she may have given me the ingredients, I'm not
sure. I didn't see it. Is it in here? Bounty notice, document, poster, bounty notice,
uh... this crafting manual
assertion
examine
i don't know why he didn't do that the first time
Okay, now we know be well. Yeah, this is my pot back up, bro
Excuse me
You'll talk cooking you'll talk cooking
Grilled cooking special field pot.
I have everything for it.
I don't know which one she wanted me to do. These are just bigger portion sizes.
Maybe it's just this regular one.
Let's go with this regular one.
That's some good shit, ma'am.
Mmm, my mouth is watering already.
Such rich thick cross with heavenly aroma.
Oh, it's perfect.
I'm certain neither of us will be able to eat it.
I'm sure we'll be able to eat it.
I'm certain neither my quest nor myself will be able to put our spoon down
Give me coin. What a way off my chest. Thank you
Barley acquired
Good day stranger
I
Let's move
Okay, you can do that you can do all movement tech
okay okay bro just appears I have not killed any bosses yeah I feel like some
mini bosses I guess but no one like an extremely difficult
What the fuck are you doing?
There's nothing but bandits that way.
But what about the cows?
All right.
The cows.
And don't go saying a word about them to Bremer.
See you later.
Better he lost his cows than his life.
Those cows are his old life.
Show some sympathy.
I'm just being honest.
ain't worth getting killed over yes what I'm trying to say is pardon me you know
where the stolen cows are why would you ask us about that are you reek of cow shit
fresh off the farm are you yeah I know where the iron he was asking me hi I
I saw them follow me. I'll lead you to them
Follow me follow the man on horseback. Where'd my fucking horse go?
Horsey was magically not here
Let's move well sure has been cruel to Bremer
Oh, so
Wow, it's cows for stolen
And a stone from the sky crushed his own to spinters.
Poor Sodge story has become the talk of the town.
That william boy didn't find Bremer among the rubble.
That poor coward would be on Solomon's steps right now.
Asking why that rock was sent his way.
He's quite the devout man, and despite his hardships, who could have imagined suffering
damage from a boulder falling out of the sky. Well I suppose he should be grateful just to
have survived. Still, I know how wretched this has been for Drummer. Those dead cows on the
left are his, I reckon. The work of those damned bandits.
Oh, why you gotta kill them?
I feel like this...
We gotta trust this guy.
He knows exactly where the bandits are.
there just up ahead this is as far as your coin case you good luck all right
brawl take it from here bro you don't know what I can do I'm very well trained
and burst oh this game is so weird this game looks this looks good here
This looks good
Yeah, they're all fishing I
Want to finish I don't think I have one though. I think I need to observe and learn fishing
the
first we got to kill some of the fuckers
Like your sword.
Oh my god! Alright, everybody, chill you assholes.
Come on, I can see you!
ah
we have you
see that shit
i'm gonna be known through these lands for having the most lepal kick
This is gonna be good
Where you going bro?
Where you going?
Where are you going now, where are you going now?
Oh you can't just kick random people, okay.
As we were these bandit bitches, what are you doing here huh, what you doing here huh,
rogues mace
what the hell you have to repair your gear
uh i don't know what that was but something i just repaired something
reinforce with anvil
This mechanic is okay.
Wait, how do you do this again? Don't you equip it? Oh, there we go, I did it.
The mission count.
It went completely mad and then died wait
there it is return to Brenner it's so glowing even though I did it
I wonder what that is all the way up there that looks kind of cool horse where where are
Are those two bandits right there?
I
Time what are you going in the water boys? All right, I know what to tell you one of you will be going in the water
One of you is going in there
There you go
I
Bum-ba-da-da-da-da-da return to Bremer. Let's move
The hell there's so many
Yeah
Yes me they all disappeared what happened to the loot
Punch the fence so hard it broke
All right, let's go. I saw that helmet on. You don't have to put the helmet on every
time.
Fanta!
What's the matter with you?
He's not sitting in Fanta anymore.
Tomorrow I got a Fortnite tournament that's like three hours long.
Everyone pitched in.
Thank you for your kindness.
We'd like to request.
Say no more.
Are you saying that you'll...
Aye. I'll hunt down the ones responsible.
Thank you. You truly are a good person.
I don't know what to say. I'm eternally grateful.
These bandits aren't the sort you can go easy on.
I truly hope you catch them, so no one else will have to suffer.
I'm sure he'll be ready.
Your cows.
Aren't you 40? You're gonna go play Fortnite?
Bro, I got invited to a tournament, buddy, okay?
I'm very...
Believe me, I'm very secure with my age, bro, unlike you.
I could play Fortnite without thinking I'm a child.
Unlike yourself.
You still got stuff to work on there, friend.
friend.
That's fairly made it.
Oh, yeah, this is nice up here. Is there a walk button in this game? All right, just did it.
You know what? I actually do.
Bro, he can't...
Ah, he came up to me.
That's like this fifth person who just put some shit on my hand
Okay lost the letter
Yeah, this is nice up here. This is good lighting mainly because there is none
The brightness kind of throws it off this here. This is good here
This is clean when there's shade
Okay.
Read it?
Should I go to the tower?
Sometimes they give you skills.
Oh really?
Mounting another scrapping document.
Key item document.
Key and senses.
Okay.
Okay, at this point this guy just likes putting this helmet on.
No one told you to do that.
Wait!
Oh my God!
Wait, did I have to do that?
Oh my God!
No?
I think I just, like, skipped the memory.
I think I just like skipped the memory fragment, but now it's not there.
I don't know.
Bounty crafting manual?
I think some of these I need to just get rid of in my bag.
Oh yeah, Renee the Butcher.
I'm going boys.
I'm going.
Do you see what's up here?
There are more things to kill.
Oh, I gotta go do the quest.
Oh, you can climb trees and get an apple.
I'm just saying, this kind of looks like a watchtower that had a bunch of loot at the
top.
No one's here. It's empty. Wait, was this the one I already went to? That's the one I already
went to the stamina buff is actually okay
Oh, the stamina is pretty strong.
What up, bro?
Yeah, I upgraded stamina.
Rano, you know, huh?
Well, does it? Does it?
All right.
They were to be sold off in a few days.
Who the hell will buy them now?
At least you didn't lose anything else.
The hell I didn't.
Those rotten bastards.
Oh
Bloody everything that explains it
We see some strange folk lurking around your house. Didn't we?
All right
Wait
Well, I saw it. You did fuck all I
Drank a lot that day. Hey, why didn't you say something?
What can we do about it? We're gonna get caught sooner or later. Hey
Hey, come have a drink once you come down.
Aargh!
Horsehole!
You were robbed.
The fuck are you?
You're trying to get me worked up again.
Calm down.
I'm not here to cause trouble.
By the sun, you're strong.
Tell me, what happened?
You heard for yourself, didn't you? Some thieving scum sacked my mouth.
They would have done me in too if I hadn't gone and run off.
And were they after something?
Some bit of rock.
I heard it clear.
I heard him saying they was ordered to find it.
Didn't say by you.
And you had it?
What I do is some bloody rock
eat it
Now that I think of it
Maybe they meant those stones that have been falling from the sky
I'll try and track the thieves buddy too much moonshine really well get going then
I'll reward you for finding even a single spoon
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Let's see what we got going on here, buddy
Let that burn real quick.
There you go.
Now do you notice who?
Salvatore?
This guy has a pot on his head.
Alright, read the memory on the mysterious porn thief.
Alright, let's go. We gotta go read the menu.
I need bounty nearby, no?
No bounty nearby?
What the fuck?
Read the memory?
Alright, let's see here.
the
I think the game is the
I think it's like super OK so far
, I got I'm sorry boy with a head
of
I feel like it's not I feel like they're not nothing has popped off everything is kind
of like okay everything is very yes nothing has popped off compared to what we've seen
before in the games.
Well, I'm still pretty early.
It would be funny if I just fell down in the cutscene.
down on the cutscene.
What are you coming out of, Luke?
You'll be the last thing you see.
You're the ones out here making trouble.
Good. Is the control cosmetic?
They die so fast.
I swear a lot of the controls in this game are delayed.
I swear to God, I feel like I'm tripping, but like everything I press feels like it's
resisting my cube presses.
I feel like everything is resisting.
the memory of the mysterious Horn Thief as a lantern mode?
I told you not to get caught.
So we didn't do it?
Did we?
Listen, we did just what you asked, and pay up.
The coin.
Bloody imbeciles.
You get your money after I get what I want.
You did exactly what you told us.
You said you wanted some rocks.
We brought plenty.
Big rocks, small rocks, some real prize winners.
We picked up every damn pebbles around them, bloody ass!
I had not one of them ranked the eighth slide!
Bloody hell, I'm starting to think you're glowing rocks!
I ain't gonna read them now!
Hang on!
Return to Ibanu.
Horsie!
I'm so curious on continuing to play though because I am so so early in the game
But there's a really been a challenge so far and it's kind of just like
Bob and someone with nothing
Here, attack the bandits down.
Huh?
You found them?
Where are those thieves and fu...
Those filthy bloody...
You won't be seeing them again.
Are my belongings?
By the...
Oh!
You muttnair!
You can't even carry some boxes, huh?
Why is this, anyway?
Could fetch a pretty sum.
You found this with my stuff?
Is it not yours?
Huh?
Oh!
Of course it is!
Here!
Your reward!
Thanks for everything!
Off you go!
This is worth at least a dozen goats.
A dozen goats?
Speak with the crying child.
Let me look at my red monitor.
ah
First eight hours are tutorial
Let's see, let's see
I'm not fully convinced right now on the combat of the game
Like as in Witcher has better combat and I think Witcher has bad combat
But it's too early
In the house
I don't think this is the crying child.
child is fine. Where's the crying child? Unless he's about to cry. Give me a moment!
Any guy in there need to fucking talk to me, idiot?
Wait for the light to come in from the crime, bitch.
I'm not ready yet.
Alright, now he's crying.
What is that, you idiot?
No, he's not fighting!
He keeps saying stupid things!
Leave him alone!
I heard my dad say woolly's dead
Stop it. Can't you see Williams crying crying?
He will come back
He's getting rid stupid
Oh
That's something bad happen
Mr. Bremer when that rock fell from the sky and when I got home
Then any I don't see what happened
All right get information on the missing sheep gather information on the missing sheep from the children
Mmm, alright, we gotta move.
Hello, Daggy. Hello.
People, are you?
Who are you that fellow the defeat of Matthias? Yes. Yes, that's quite the feet. That was I he was amazing
Was I brought such a fine warrior here? Have you seen any bandits around here?
Might have stolen a sheep
Don't know about stealing sheep, but there was a bandit camp just to cost the river
All right, let's see here I
I would say I don't know what RPG to compare this to I feel like even though it's okay on everything
It's still a game that if you're an RPG enjoyer you will enjoy
I don't think they're gonna pop off, but it seems like just like a new world fantasy RPG that does enough to scratch the edge
That's kind of what it seems like
Like, you can have a character do some quests, level up, explore the land, you know, it's
just like a...
It feels like a...
Like a...
It's just...
Yeah, I mean, it does well on being an RPG, I don't know.
It's an action adventure.
Bro, this is basically an RPG bro, okay, we can't-
I feel like it's the people- the thing about when you- when you distill like that, uh-uh.
It's like the people who say
Elden Ring and
Wukong are very different. One's an action RPG. Okay, fine. Definition, sure.
specific definition sure but like someone who likes Wukong is gonna like
Elden Ring and vice versa if you're an RPG fan you will like this game as long
as you go and not expecting it to be some crazy shit
I mean, it does seem like all the dialogue options, you're not choosing dialogue options,
okay.
Everybody you talk to, talks to you, gives you a quest, and the character just responds.
Which I do prefer.
So if you're looking to have fucking podcasts with NPCs, you will be disappointed.
I actually like, I prefer the flow of just like, just one dialogue, get to the fucking point, let's move.
So not an RPG.
You know what, even if you, I think it, I think this game...
You'll still enjoy it, despite that.
Has everything else but needing to make fucking dialogue choices unless that's what you're all about
Why does this have a skill here not enough material material
Gather information find woolly. Oh my god. Is that woolly? He's alive
woolly oh
My god
Oh, he's fucking cute, dude.
What a cute little...
Oh my god!
Are you okay?
Holy shit!
Okay, you're good?
Where's his head on that?
Oh my god!
Yo!
He's cool, bro!
Yo!
Alright, let's do one of those videos where you just feel the ambiance of the game.
Yeah, this game failed at not having an immersive UI, or it just shuts off.
All right, let's see how it looks if you just travel
This game does kind of seem like if they had mod support modders would fix up the jank
Unless the devs will patch it, I mean it is Pearl Abyss.
It totally has that like, it needs a little more
to smooth out the edges, but the bones of the game aren't bad.
How's the horse in comparison to rdr2?
You're literally you're comparing the peak of horse dev to
This is like a okay horse like I said, I think I feel like everything in this game is super just like
Alright, Sheepie. We got you. You can bet with all your friends and this kid's crying.
woolly there he is
no is this the friend you are looking for
that's not woolly what
woolly's got a fluffier tail
no
I'm sorry Mr. Greyman already offered to help get woolly back
Mr. Greyman?
A Greyman.
A different Greyman?
I thought I was the only Greyman.
Investigate the Gold Leaf Merchant Guild?
Mwaaah!
of
the
gray may be boldly merchant
the world
That's unacceptable. You're suggesting he's unacceptable. Don't listen to the words of this this fool
Chaka to please see reason patient Chaka to leave me I do have a plan we can't afford to wait any longer
You're causing this tone a lot of trouble
Gray main I
Understand your anger at such injustice
But if we're guilty of anything, it's merely complicit silence.
We've never committed any evil ourselves.
You expect me to believe that?
Shaka too did everything in his power to stop him.
It's not our fault.
There are too many ears listening here.
All you'll be explained in due time, and the true monster revealed.
Whoa, the true monsters speak with the nun asking for help.
Hubert?
for now take a deep bandits are headed to the healer there's no one to stop those
he refused to give them what they want looks like they've already got to it
great main please calm down she said it's a some sort of folder that fell
out of the sky please save our healer I'll see what I can okay we gotta go
do this go to the healer's house what is this thing here the hell are these
offerings for me well what is this I just like yoinked this insane sword what
What that I just you're like, what was that?
We're looking at here
Something happen here. We're looking at first D&D
Cube
There's really like a button on this I can press somewhere. This is a puzzle
Maybe it's like some Star Trek shit
or Stargate. Maybe I press a button and it opens up? I think? I don't know. Seal the
this artifacts in the challenges tab.
What the fuck?
Obtain the artifact.
Let me sit here.
Oh wait, there is a use button.
button. I fucked up all my fucking, all my fucking god. Hold up. You go here, you press.
to examine it. Let's try examining it again.
Is it in the challenges tab that I mentioned?
Okay, it's in the challenge.
Sword of Trials 3. Make 3 vanish without spilling a single drop of blood. Oh, so I just do that
in any combat situation and then I unlock it. And you get one of this artifact. That's
pretty straightforward and easy.
Yeah, whatever, bro, this fucking reading shit.
Now, why you don't read everything, dude?
Why, why, then I always have to be that complicated to fucking read it.
She just intuitively work, OK?
And she just work.
We've seen these mechanics before.
This isn't so like new shit or something.
Why do you have to overcomplicate it?
Oh, you have to read it.
She just be like, I can look at it and it works.
What?
Some of it, some of it feels like data-dish.
Oh, you gotta read it.
Yeah, because it's a fucking shitty, weird mechanic that barely even works.
Um, oh yeah, this right here.
Plus 16 damage.
How's the sword?
This game's not doing anything so fucking unique that you need to
Oh! Oh my god! Read!
Yeah, you have to read because it's potato in moments.
On mechanics that others have done without needing a fucking five-page novel on how to press E correctly or turn the mouse.
What's the difference here? How do I unequip this?
Oh, shit.
of
the one that I'm sorry
the
video looks like shit
now with the default warrior skills this guy this guy's moveset reminds me of
the warrior class in video
Yeah, it's like the same move set, right?
This game stole a lot of stuff from BDO.
I mean, it's not stealing, it's the same devs.
It's almost like they've been just developing it.
Wasn't this game under development for a hell of a long time?
Oh, can I learn how to...
I observe and then figure out how to fish seven years.
Yeah, teach me how to fish bro.
Don't cower.
I just want to see how you guys fish.
Yeah, I probably gotta talk to the vendor and just get a fishing pole.
Oh, whoa!
I'm here!
Don't worry, I got a hose.
This guy fucking dead.
Oh my god.
I can't save him.
He's about to shoot down.
We burned their ship down.
We burned everything down.
And the healer's house.
We burned the healer's house down.
collapse great Solomon save us
come on scum to do such a despicable thing I'm certain they were after our
healer is anyone inside there's still someone in there maybe she'll be so
quick to lose hope yes he might still be alive please help him without aid
Please, they'll all die!
How could anyone get to him?
Please, can you help us?
If I was ready, we must save him!
No, you fool!
What's that rock worth all this?
You should have just given it away.
this is not time for such musings we must save our people first
there's a soul still trapped within we must do something
I'll take it from here boys
GRR!
HMM!
GRR!
HMM!
HEH!
HMM!
GRR!
HMM!
GRR!
HMM!
Her stage right there.
Yeah brother, I got you man.
Martin.
Oh shit.
Ah.
I got him, I got him, I got him.
Oh, Kier.
Just Kier.
Go.
Keep your wits about you.
Thank you.
Yes.
You saved his life.
Yes.
I know. I know. Give me that. Give me that.
rescue our healer without him our town slow down they took cubit our healer yes yes when
he wouldn't hand over the skystone skystones again rescue him the burden of such a thing
is too heavy to bear please take it and save our healer we're counting on you please
I beg you
Okay, I'll do what I can I got a new two-handed sword. All right. I kind of want some blood
Like I got a wicked rare new sword
I'm gonna be playing more of this tomorrow. I just have a fortnight tournament, but I like four o'clock
So I'll be playing this
I'm enjoying I'm in I'm curious I want to see how this goes. I mean shit. I'm enjoying it right now
It's helping you know we townsfolk remember things taking a bit to kind of you know get going some of the mechanics are a little potato
Like the fucking lantern and then the hat mechanic is random as shit
Not a fan when I have to do that
The story so far was the grey mains versus somebody else and a different faction were
part of the grey mains and I got killed by one of their leaders but then I just got like
resed.
Yeah I got resed and we don't know why or what the fuck happened.
I don't think I could climb up this no way I have enough stamina.
Yeah, it seems like he's like somehow powerful.
Actually, can you actually chill here and then, uh, actually stop climbing halfway
up here?
Uh-oh.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow, that used so much stamina.
What am I doing this the hard way?
time here just in case the thing I went
stand-in billed
Oh!
What's happening here?
Don't fuck with me!
I
Where's this healer
What the hell were these people your
I kept on multiple trees here ready all right triple tree
That tree's still standing.
Oh, is that what f left click does?
Some yummy jerky, some sweet potato, we're going to putt, who knows what's ahead.
Something not very nice.
This is the main story, bro.
What the hell, just kick him on the ground.
Yeah, even the mobs remind me of video, like, questing mobs, kinda.
I
Knowledge a quiet oh my god, it's not the healer. Oh my god, dude, hold up
Stay right there don't move hold up. I get a scar of the place
Stay right there bro don't move hold on
How is this a crime, bro? They're thieves. They're kidnappers. How is this a crime?
Who's this? Nobody's. I have a mask. Excuse me, bro?
Hold on, bro. I'm gonna make us a meal. I'm gonna make my meal and then all for you,
okay one sec
i can treat you please and do these bonds
yeah after this
Oh
Damn bro hold up. I'm not done yet. I'm not done yet
Mr. Hubert I could do no good for sight. I know I know relax
better I got you
let's say catch oh my Solomon I was sure I was done for oh thank you how can I
repay you for your kindness your friend said me you're human I knew they
wouldn't forsake me. Oh, mighty Solomon. Oh, thank you for bestowing your grace upon one as unworthy as I am.
Probably best if you don't stick around.
Oh, indeed. Curse those damn gold leafs.
Oh, apologies. That horn splitter just gets under my skin.
Oh, I think this is better than Dragon's Dog shit.
It's a manical gold leaf, Branch Master. You see,
Shakatoo was meant to lead the guilt with the horn splitter at the helm well
it spells doom for all her men I'm afraid if Shakatoo let the guilt this
wouldn't have happened yes this is better than dragon's dog shit it is yes
yes if we're making that comparison this game is mechanically better already
saw 20 new moms compared to literally ogre and then two ogres and three
Ogres oh my god, but you can fly on the griffin. Oh my god. Look at me fly on the griffin. Wow. Yeah, that's all you can do
That's cool
The thing is, like, this game's look, um, if we're comparing environments, I mean, this is Pearl Abyss.
Environments are nice in terms of, like, actual close-up foliage, like Assassin's Creed does forests better.
The forests are okay in this game.
I think, yeah, AC Shadow's probably had way better forest environments in this game for
sure.
Oh shit.
he's a bloody grime I am sure if he crosses the gold leaves we set him
straight understood stash off why shakito even give a shit about some
Poxy Outlander!
Shackle Dog!
Oh, it's him!
The Grey Mate!
I'm not here to fight!
Who the fuck asked?
Hold on, lads.
We were looking to see you anyway.
The Traitmaster wants to see you.
If you come quietly, there won't be any trouble big mistake mistake
Are you kidding me right now are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
Really?
That nose was a better product!
Fuck that random spot!
Oh, this guy fucking sucks with the bow.
Holy shit.
Where you going?
Fuck in the swamp.
Fuck a fucking pen.
Oh shit, that was cool.
My orders were that you be treated with respect.
The more physical combat is fun.
I hope there are no misunderstandings.
Why were your men seeking me out to begin with?
To such consideration further offend you.
I was hoping to speak to you about our branchmaster, the Horn Splitter.
He manipulates the gold leaves to commit misdeeds to satisfy his own greed.
We don't stop him now. No one will be able to stop him in the future
Okay, I have to kill all those people the winning horse
Oh, how's that house house?
Back up bro back up. I need a little last hit. I'm leaving
I'm leaving. I'm going to shuck a tube, bro. I'm going to shuck a tube.
Lee, fuckers, Lee, how's this a fine?
You're already dead on your feet.
Are you kidding me, boy? Are you kidding me? Why'd you do this?
I don't know.
Yeah.
Oh, hey, shotgun too. God. Damn it.
I don't regret doing that.
Is this permanent?
Nah, this isn't gonna go away, right?
Go!
I thought that was something I could use.
Shit man, can I reload or something?
I regret.
I don't even know where I auto-saved.
448 auto-save.
Load.
Hopefully this is right before.
Well, now we know what it looks like when you load.
Oh my god.
Alright, it's just before I attack.
Sorry about that, man.
isn't it good business to back the winning horse my allegiance to the gold
leaf merchants not the horn splitter therefore I have a request to make a few
brain please put an end to him I see you need further persuasion an artifact
perhaps okay horn splitter's thirst for its power is the root of all this
chaos. He is hunting them so that none may stand against him.
You know if you follow these NPCs and hold E you get passive income because
you're just picking up a bunch of random shit.
What the fuck did I just pick up? Oh my god I was a bird! Oh shit man!
And hand me full!
Of course, I won't be leaving you empty-handed.
Your efforts here will aid the people of Hernand,
and will certainly ingratiate you to the Marquis Circus.
A very generous man.
If my agents are to be trusted, he'll offer the Greymane's lands to rebuild.
Then, naturally, you would need a great deal of supplies.
What do you think?
It seems quite the mutually beneficial arrangement, wouldn't you say?
You're a natural merchant.
I'll take that as a compliment.
Defeat a horn splitter
Here we go, brother
If you recommend this game, yes, buy the game, the shirt, the mug, go on their shop
page and check out on all of the merch, yes.
Oh my god, boy, holy shit, that's a whole fuckin' family.
Oh, it's-
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, oh my god, whoa, holy shit, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Oh my god. Yo, are we sure about this? What the hell is this? Hold on, dude. Hey, hold on. Horse, run.
Alright, hold on now. Ah, shit.
yeah the control fucking doesn't work at the time
yeah
yo easy
ours is horn splitter piece of shit
or is it
i might need a cup more
flowers for him because he's gonna die so he has flowers for his funeral.
Is this the first boss?
Hello?
Oh!
Oh, shit.
Well, the Greymane that's been meddling in my affairs
has saved me the trouble of seeking him out.
You've been meddling with forbidden powers for no service forbidden?
It sounds expensive.
And all too appealing to a match and session!
Okay!
You lost your form Northlander!
You can't just stand before me, you'll never lose your life!
Oh
What the hell dude
Your life is nothing but fodder for my blade!
There it is!
Isn't this side step?
I
Really call my food
I
Tried try here
Well, let's see if we can finish this again here.
You're daring to stand up for me, you will now lose your life!
Power is mine! No one can take it from me!
What the hell?
You've been dead even covered in my strength!
Wait, did I just learn that evasive role?
Your life is nothing but fodder for my blade!
I don't know how I did it.
Nice sidestep with double ult.
Now I know press all while being hit to roll away.
Are you fucking kidding?
I just love the most basic shit.
Oh
Shit
there it is
Oh my god.
The founder of our great guild once said, a merchant lives and dies by the trust they
faster. But look at us now. All we have fostered is blood and lies. It is time I set things
right. We will rebuild that trust and restore our good name.
Shut the booth!
Shut the ground down!
Shut the booth!
entrepreneurs!
122!
and
Ah, there you are, Greymane.
What is it?
I have a message for you from Shakatu.
He offers his deepest thanks for putting an end to the Hornspitter because of your help
But the gold leaves will reclaim the trust he cost us.
You're welcome.
And the folk of Hernand will at long last be at ease with us.
The guild hopes that our alliance holds strong.
Yeah, listen to me prattling on.
I have some information you've been waiting for.
Someone calling himself a gray mane
has been spotted in the alleys of Vernand.
Vernand?
Sure.
We are the gold thieves.
We only deal in trustworthy information.
There's no mistake.
And once you have a place to call home,
the guild will see you supplied.
Tell Shakatu I send my thanks.
I certainly will.
Check it too.
You will, brother.
Check it too.
Wait, wait, wait.
Sword of the Lord.
Sword of the Lord, by the way.
The Sword of the Lord.
Hmm-hmm hand over to iron ores
Do I have any bounties nearby maybe that one's to iron ore how have I not come across any ore yet?
You got you my way
You just randomly pick pocket this guy right here
Yeah, I didn't see in any order
Was that right there I think I'd say something for
like.
Oh, yeah, there's a bird
All right, you can land give it to me
All right, let me take it
Why did I order from this at all
Is the palm good for mining?
Wait, no way.
Wait, really?
What the fuck is that whore?
What the heck is this?
Oh, what the hell is this?
All right, that's like four mobs
All right, that was alive
There's the iron ore that he needed he wanted and that this bird followed me the whole
time. Let him follow me, bro. Alright, he can land.
I forgot how I get the note from him.
Oh, there we go.
I don't need where where is the letter
Is it this?
I don't know how this inventory works.
I don't understand what the column is.
What is that whole line of shit there?
I don't know what that's supposed to be.
group shit great big group similar items
what was that for
you got you oh the manual is even better than i expected
yes this will make my forge roar to life he's set my spirits ablaze as well
You're welcome, bro.
My thanks.
Drop in again.
And I'll affine weapons, will you?
You're welcome, brother.
You're welcome.
You're welcome, brother man.
Inventory expansion?
Who's this?
You bounty.
Alessio.
1300 meters away by the way.
These bounties are kind of far, I could go in and do it.
There's another bounty here and he gives me some stuff.
Speak with the man near, listen to the story and offer assistance.
main quest howling hill investigate the back alleys
All right, let's go.
You can go over to it, why don't we go kill them?
Fine, let's go.
Let's go kill them, where is he?
I feel like it's so far out of the way.
There's bounties everywhere.
Billy?
Billy!
Is that his name?
Billy. Two dollars?
Come on, man.
What the heck did he do?
Billy is 800 meters away.
Alright, looks like we're in a ball of those.
Of course he's got a lot of stamina.
I think this game falls into the, I'm not memeing, but like literally the 6-7 category.
six or seven
You were so hyped for it. I wouldn't say I'm most hyped. I mean, I'm still enjoying myself. I'm not expecting too much, but
I wouldn't say it's as good as everybody was making it seem
When they were advertising it it was misleading
But then at the same time a lot of people who tried to play tried to echoing the devs where it just seems like a decent game
It's not like holy fuck. This was so impressive the way they
XYZ
Oh shit are these guys are different here
I don't lose. Nice to you.
Is that helping me?
They're a kidding, bro.
I'm re- I'm rising here.
This guy's might be a little too powerful for me right now.
One more time here.
Dude, there's a thousand of them!
There's a whole army!
What the hell?
There's even more!
Alright, alright, yeah, nope, I'm leaving.
Nope.
And we're headed back.
That was all the skill points I had right now.
What the hell?
Yeah, what the hell?
All right, wow.
We're gonna go ahead and get the hell out of here.
And we're not gonna go for that bounty yet, because we still are tied down to this area.
Can you unlock new moves?
It seems more like you put stats into stuff.
I need more abyss artifacts.
Yeah, I need more.
Oh
Boris
Where are you boy fell out of here
I still think Phantom Blade Zero is going to be the best game of the year.
I think it's going to be Game of the Year.
I'm still full hype for it.
Nope.
It will be Game of the Year.
including GTA 6. GTA 6 is going to get delayed.
First, why do you spawn all the way there, dude?
Oh, dude, the view distance is one of the best, though.
Like, I have to go there.
That's where I'm headed to right there.
It looks beautiful.
Let me go there.
What did it say? When you're near one, this will tell me what direction to go.
Is that what the mechanic was?
Like that's telling me one's over there. Oh wait, there's literally one right here. Insane timing.
Insane timing, what the fuck?
This is a fast travel point, or can I do something here?
I
Can just spam it give it a year I think it all back into the year
Be somewhere
now what the hell this kid does so much damage
you okay dude I owe you a great debt why are you all blue and shit are you all
blue are you staring at me get away from me if there's a fucking bat actually
I'm not gifting your ass
That is aura or something why is that I guess it's like the last place you got him or found him
I just left his part.
I'm surprised I didn't unlock a fast travel in the main city.
Yeah, Ray Reconstruction makes the game look really good, but it's a tank, FPS tank.
Oh, you gotta find them?
You're all going down that hill, boys.
I'm telling you now, starting with the archers.
Get down here, bro. Get down here, dude. Get down here, bro.
Alright, this game just became the game of the year because of that move. I take everything
I've said the past five hours back I
Gotta cook some food is what I need to do. I have used everything just eating like raw chicken. I'm like
Risking salmonella with every bite
Good fishing spot. Yeah, I need to go get a fishing rod.
Maybe I follow the water and see if I can find somebody who can sell me a fishing rod
and then I sell him my stuff.
Yep, right there.
Any vendors, bro? You a vendor, dude?
I never liked the look of you.
Oh yeah, what the fuck, man?
This was entirely avoidable.
You interested in reeling in the Grated?
I hope my selection suits your needs.
Right, man. Oh, you don't buy anything, dude.
You don't buy any of my stuff.
Legendary catch starts with the right one
Well, I got a research every item like this
Is this all um, what do you call it?
would you call yourself a small bag doesn't increase my inventory space am I am I tripping
here oh yeah it is is there an open all there's a way to open multiple
Nice.
All right, Cali.
All right, Bully.
Yeah, man, I need that seal.
Let me see what you got right here.
Yeah, man, I need that. See, let me see. Let me go right here. There you go. Yeah, this
works. Okay, now I never, oh, there it is.
oh wait wait wait this game is good fishing what the hell oh shit there's no stupid prompts
Yo!
I see where I messed up.
uh...
rotate clockwise
to reel in, even though you can just
reel in with the mouse though
Why go clockwise when you can just reel in with the mouse?
I gotta recast it.
Yeah, instead go clockwise with it.
I got here.
Oh, we got him boys!
There it is.
Come on man, it's natural.
You got dinner dude, dinner?
Easy.
Come on bro.
Mm-mm-mm.
Not bad.
Eating good.
Catch and release only.
Only I need food, which I don't have.
Locked in the pressing.
I might need to recast.
I wonder if I should move it or just wait here.
I guess I can move a little bit.
The fish catch it.
I only got one though, that hasn't been a hook since.
Easy holy dude.
Easy clap man.
That took two seconds.
Two seconds on the catch.
I wonder if you just do it close to you.
It'll be faster.
Just reel it right up.
See, even this guy's so scared of me.
Because he's like, then he's so good.
He's cowering.
I know, I know.
Is this the strat being close?
are you kidding me? are you kidding me dude? are you kidding me man? get the hell out
out of here bro. This is my spot dude. If I force palm him I'm gonna get a bounty. You
You better not cast that right over my head, bro.
You better not.
Oh, really?
If you cast that, I swear to God, bro.
I swear to God, man.
Really? You watching, huh?
Well, fuck you.
Oh, fuck you back.
I just got a catch asshole.
Look at that shit.
Fuck away from me, bro.
You're never going to catch one of these.
You're never going to.
I'm leaving.
Look at my dinner.
My dinner.
Mine.
What the fuck out of here?
I need to find a cooking pot.
I think there's a tricky part right around here, which is pretty common.
I got to do right here, investigate the back alleys, he was selling livestock at a bargain
to celebrate as a point.
Oh yeah, the bar it's been a while.
Oh, it's remember me guys remember me
Oh, they'll remember in a second. Hold up.
Oh, no.
No.
Why did it mean to? I'm sorry.
Everybody relax.
Ready relax relax
Chill
Well, I'm not sensitive you shoot all up this ends now
Like to welcome me
Don't put up a struggle
Back to your game, dude. I'm literally leading. Oh, she's so full ready. No, I'm so cat. I can't get anywhere casual in this
Bad luck having to fight me.
Okay, bro.
Let's have it out then.
Okay, I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
I'm gonna knock some sensei to you.
I'm gonna hurt you before I end you.
Alright.
Very well. We begin.
Oh!
I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
Like welcome
I'm trying to make it quick. Let me be I'm leaving
The bouncy I'm gonna pay I'll be paying the bouncy
You're kidding. You're kidding. It doesn't get rid of the bouncy.
What the hell happened?
Wait, what happened?
What?
I'll just reload, right? I think. I think.
It auto caught me?
Okay, how much do I owe? Five bucks, right? Five bucks? I jeez.
Yeah, nope. That's not happening.
Varys load? Varys? Varys load, fucking!
Varys it!
Oh my god, I screwed myself.
Yo, where's a good vendor to sell stuff?
This guy right here, I don't know if I can recover from this, this guy, true strength
It comes from the soul, not just the steel.
I don't want this.
Easy.
It's one of those games where I wish it just marked what was trash and what wasn't trash
Alright, as we were, after that, there's gambling, but do I look like it's a generic
What? Who needs the Gamber?
Oh my god.
Marius!
But Andrew and Naira got blown back my way!
They'll be thrilled to see you!
Oh!
Now who gives a shit if you're those wankers die?
The bleed bandits.
Downright nasty bunch of brutes.
They love to pick fights!
Come on, best not to get involved.
You're as sharp as ever.
I managed to gather some useful information as well.
And you'd be surprised the gossip that finds its way back to the hovels.
Anything on the Marquis?
You mean Marquis Circus?
He's a generous man.
Everyone speaks well of him.
I'm on my way to see him, there he'll help us recruit.
Is this a fresh start?
It is.
All right.
We'll all be together, okay?
I'll go and tell Andrew and Irae you're back.
Don't tell her, bro.
Yeah, the fishing rod is, there you go.
Speak with Marcus Circus.
Yeah, I have a tournament tomorrow for fortnight
Fort is seven this team am I on
Shroud summer set symphony and me
Yo, I got two pros on my team. Oh shit. Yeah, I actually might bring home a gold
It's not usually last place
okay okay we can win I can win dude okay okay well Matt Gray made yellow
symphonies wicked good carry on all right let's get going is he here the
marquee's in sight please follow me it's no bill so there's a chance the
The Greymane has arrived.
Ah, Greymane, the savior of Hanand.
Marquis Serkis.
Thank you for coming all the way here.
I hear you handled things with the gold leaves.
Huh?
There meddling in the market was a real headache that went on far too long.
Our fair city's burdens have been greatly eased.
to you I was simply acting in the gray means interests your honesty is admirable
but I tell you I mean it from the bottom of my heart as a token of my
gratitude I'd like to offer your place to start a new any thoughts on a
suitable location we'll take what we can get I thought you might say that
I have already scouted a fitting campground.
Hmm.
Head to Howling Hill, just across the river.
Marshall Midler should have everything ready for you.
Why do all of this for us?
Oh, there is value in having you as an ally.
It's a great honor.
Until we meet again.
and tell we meet again sorry old man what was that again
there you go bro
you're a good person friend thank you
this way I'll escort you to howling hill that's really not necessary please you
taking a huge weight off my shoulders oh look at the that horn splitter cause no
smaller matter trouble for this town for the most begging for assistance that we
couldn't give you are our wits end so you went and dealt with him so it's the
Can I open the helmet with a keybind?
Oh yeah, this looks nice here.
We'll ride back.
Yeah, the whole area illuminated looks sick.
All right, first spiel, let's go.
I follow thee.
Continue for all.
I follow thee.
are you fine you can I'm pleasant enough isn't it their weather easy leaving
lots of mention the kindest folks you'll ever meet a deli I'm saying from all
the band-dance I see you cross past with them as well lead gun it's all
only knows where they spring up from the lead gang they've grown bolder to harassing folks whenever
they get the chance the patrol is best we can try to keep the towns folks safe but we simply lack
the manpower to do much beyond our gates feel shameful saying so single handedly took down
on the hold and splits it. Maxed out, DLSS set to balanced and ray reconstruction on.
With ray tracing.
If you do inspect on each skill, there's a lot of moves inside.
Are you saying go to the skill menu and just look?
Hey, wait!
Wait!
Don't stop!
I gotta kick somebody in the face!
Oh wait, you're friendly.
Noggin's here!
That's me back.
Where's the guy? He goes around kicking the shit out of everybody.
He goes around, he kicks the shit out of everybody!
You think he's going to pull out his sword, the next thing you know, he kicks you in the fucking face!
If you press spacebar...
Unarmed combat.
I can vault over an enemy.
I can body slam.
Clothesline.
Graffling.
Multi-shot.
Graffling, multi-shot, blinding flash, finisher, I might do the body slam.
Learn, reset, switch, what do you guys mean, press space on grapple, where's grapple?
Oh.
Oh my god.
So, you upgrade it and then it unlocks new ways of doing stuff.
I think right now I want this.
But I think I need to build up to this or something.
Observe this skill in action.
I don't know, you can acquire it or do that.
I can learn it you can do one or the other
F right-click F right-click in mid-air
I can't even jump that high
Dude, that move sucked.
Is there a double jump skill?
You would think it's in stamina.
Under vault?
Echo, Divine Force, Force Current.
How is it?
Probably in one of these.
Use your punch while jumping there. You can use your very first skill.
Green tree under the droplet.
Lol.
Abyss artifact.
Double jump.
I guess that's the combo yeah it's okay I've been the dollar job will make it way
easier. I've been waiting a year for me.
Oh you can jump three times for that really?
Wait, he's back at... are we back where we started?
I
Didn't he just like a circle to place
See there's this guy
I'll escort you to Howlin Hill.
That's really not necessary.
Please, you're taking a huge weight off our shoulders.
That horn splitter caused no smaller amount of trouble for this town.
I thought King took us begging for assistance that we couldn't give.
We were at our wit's end, but you went and dealt with him.
You're welcome.
I'm sorry, but I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
you're welcome so it's the least I could do wish I could do more I appreciate
the gesture I appreciate the gesture
Okay, okay. Alright, I'm ready dude. Let's move. Why no character creator? Because they
I want you to have a specific main character.
Yeah, he's just like a generic main character.
Delic the same from all the bandits
See you cross-pass for them as well
The bleed gun Solomon only knows where they spring up from
I took all the camp already they've grown bolder to harassing folks whenever they get the chance
The patrol is best we can try keeping towns folks safe
We simply lack the manpower to do much beyond our gates
I did, I did. It took me two attempts. I am the man, the Hornsprita. I did defeat the Hornsprita.
Where's this guy leaving me again
I'm pretty sure this is the village I freed earlier. Oh
Yeah, it's at the new base or the new home
Yeah
It seems like the gold leaves have turned a new leaf as well
This fellow named Shakatu's been named the new branch master.
I'm aware of you.
Seems to be quite the competent leader.
He's working tirelessly to restore the guild's reputation.
And it's done wonders for the town's peace as well.
I'd like to hear that.
He's a reasonable man.
Shouldn't cause the town any more trouble.
Everyone in Hernandez grateful for your help.
Your name was widely known for being direct recipient of your efforts.
It leaves an impression. Word is shakatoos rewarded you for your efforts as well.
Just a business arrangement.
Business arrangement, eh? Sounds like there's a story there.
But I won't cry.
Should I turn the light on?
Yeah, the lantern doesn't do much.
Marshall Middler's never looked at lights on his feet since things settled down.
Do you know what the Marshal is doing at Halloween Hill?
Well I suppose he's getting things set for your camp.
I've always probably got some workers to handle the heavy lifting.
He likely wants to thank you himself for saving him.
Yeah.
I'm sure that goes for all those toiling to construct your camp as well.
Oh is this a trader?
Yeah, it's because I think if you have a helmet on, it changes his voice like he's talking
inside his helmet.
that's doing good at armor think you can raise it what do you mean raise it
There's a symbol here.
It's a nice quiet little spot.
I'll wait till I die soon, then.
I got a mound, bro.
They got a mound here.
They got a fucking mound.
This is shit.
AHH!
This is shit!
Of course, where are you? We're going!
What was the point of that? That shit was my banner.
Oh shit, we're here!
Hey, that's not the gray man's banner.
Take me, hush!
Marshall Middler.
Oh, is this the dude in green from earlier?
I can't thank you enough.
No. We're the ones who should be thanking you.
The marquee insisted for everything to be provided.
No exceptions.
Let me introduce Amy.
I'm surprised you haven't met before.
it's a pleasure she is a guest of the marquee a spot of troubles brought her here from deminus
so might i ask that she be allowed to stay here with you
i can't think of a safer or more hidden location little lady i cannot
I'm happy to help with anything while I'm here.
Everything has been prepared.
No need.
You're out of bed.
I'll be right away.
Thank you.
I have other matters to see too, so I'll take my leave.
Until next time.
Yeah, don't you play all the protagonists in this game?
Oh.
Oh my god.
I bet bro this guy's doing do we have the same moves we switch characters
You're like an inch.
What?
Okay.
You switch characters like GTA?
Do I do different moves or something?
Oh, she has the same moves.
Oh, okay.
Move the sacks, drive in the stakes, push the wagon.
Find a mallet
Why is this so difficult to just take the damn magnet bro? Why are you going all the way over there?
Just take the damn mallet
Where is the mallet I just looted, unless it's in my inventory, right?
I need to equip it first.
Uh, right here.
Is it a quip?
There we go.
I think it's a quip.
Can barely see, same.
The lighting in this game is super harsh, I feel like.
Okay, this doesn't seem right. Do I have to use a pickaxe on this shit? I think we have
to mallet the other thing. I think we have to mallet the other thing. I think we have
I was talking about mallets and then it brings me here.
I think this is what I do right here for the tent
All right, that should be good
See I guess you can just choose to play whoever you want it doesn't really matter
You can just play the gather girl
This mechanic is party
This mechanic
You don't understand this mechanic is so sick
But there's clear brother, they cooked, you're just blind
They cooked here
They're blind here
Move the sacks.
Okay buddy, what the hell are you doing buddy?
Y'know what are you doing dude?
I've done three things while you've been looking at a broken crate.
I guess the main character is just a preference then right?
So I'm sure if they all have the same moves.
Fresh start.
Something tells me the game actually starts now.
start out at the Toriel Island.
It still hasn't began yet. What? There's resources for the camp? What does this RDR?
Check the cooking recipe? Cliff's story?
Okay, I just made her do a bunch of chores
Yeah, I'm gonna chill here. I want to keep playing. I'm just gonna chill here
I am gonna continue this tomorrow, but then I got a
Tournament tomorrow that I was asked to participate in so I was like sure
I'm gonna be playing this for four hours ish tomorrow
to go into a three hour tournament and then it's already sub Sunday. Oh my God. She has
a skill tree too. Holy shit. Um, yeah, this game is weird, bro. A weird game. I think this
game has enough where if someone's just looking for an RPG, they'll enjoy it. They'll enjoy
it you know it's like super it's super you know I don't think it's it's like
it's not bad it's not bad
honestly it really depends on you I would say if you pull if you don't play
You're not missing anything.
It's not like a must play like requiem
Yeah, I'm just gonna end a little early here today though boys. I'll be on tomorrow
and
We will go from there. I mean maybe I'm a little too early right now. I'm too early. That's just my initial impression
I still want to keep playing it though because I'm
I'm intrigued you guys enjoy the rest of your night follow the channel fall Twitter. I will see you guys on
Saturday for another one. Thank you guys for watching it till next time. Peace out people G
So you guys on
Saturday goodbye chat and jury night day two of this game
And we'll go from there peace out chat or not
I
I don't know what you're thinking about