No. I Oh I Got people I was sitting let's catch me and we get up on the triad ready to do him break I guess doing chat I was live bro Fucking crimson desert, bro. I Went on an a bro you can ASMR that game Holy shit, you see those people find crazy things in the game Uh, no, I didn't, bro, on the TV, man. Oh my God, it hits different. Controller, you got to do the, let you, the, the, actually, actually, you know what? It's not even copium, bro. You got to do a small stroll in the forest and then see how the animals react to the character. character. The ambiance in the game is actually like pretty good. It's easy to the ADD and be like, yeah, yeah, fun talk, fun talk. But if you slow down and you see all the wildlife in the world, it's actually kind of it's actually very well made. It's actually like, what a a weird fucking game, bro. What a weird game. Yeah, you can just like slow walk and the horse galloping. Sounds good. I don't fucking know, man. It does have that RDR to honestly, dude. Now more so. It's almost like, okay, yesterday I played it like Breath of the Wild. That's not I played it like strolling in RDR2 and just taking in the environments. The game does fuse a bunch of RPGs together and it's almost like how do you want to play it today? You know, it's kind of like how do you want to approach the game today? Do you want to play it like RDR2? Do you want to play it like Zelda? You want to play it like Skyrim or some shit, you know, it kind of has that vibe. It does feel like a huge game. It does feel like a bit of a it's it is the only the only thing weird about it is it feels overwhelmingly way too big of a game. Someone who is a heavy variety. I don't feel any end to it, but that's not a bad thing. I Just feel like some games Let's see, let's see. Let's see It's probably like a 300 plus hour game like this game feels gargantuan like it feels way bigger than The games that usually say they're fucking massive games This one feels like I haven't even cracked 30 hours in. I'm still like haven't cracked anything. You can finish the main quest in 30 hours if you rush it. Hmm Brother the KCD two people are on some crazy type of copium, bro I don't know why you guys I don't know if they're I don't know what's going on here I don't know what's going on that. It's such a weird comparison What are we doing here guys? No more of King than what about Kingdom come deliverance, what about it dude, it's not the same game It's not the same game, bro. I would say Kingdom come to, I don't know, it's not even the same game, bro. They sold 3 million copies. KCD2 is great, but it's not in comparison. I would say Crimson Desert is more fun than KCD2. Right now it's easier to play. From not getting into this conversation, who gives a fuck? They're both good games. All right, my point is the KCD2 people are fucking annoying. Is somehow they're drawing a similarity between Crimson Desert and KCD2 and they're like, Why why didn't why would you be KCD to who fucking cares? What do we have here what do we have here? Epic games laying off more than 1,000 workers today. Oh my god This just happened. Holy shit. I'm gonna assume it's because Fortnite has Fortnite peaked. The reality is Fortnite peaked, sadly. And you know what their success they have the scale up like insane amounts, but then the reality is, Fortnite is eventually as a massive IP at its peak is falling so people are going to then get laid off. laid off. They need to make a new game. I know they tried, it seemed like they were trying to be like Roblox. And then didn't they partner with a bunch of devs to make their like own games? Didn't they do like a Rocket League Densionics or something do a Rocket League mode. They tried going all in on that. They still have Unreal Engine 5, of course. The future looks bright. What is this? That's fucking crazy though, bro. Yeah, and AI, I mean, shit. Epic Games says Fortnite didn't perform as well in 2025 as expected, and they're shutting down rocket racing, Battle stage and ballistic modes in fortnight Damn Hmm Oh my goodness. Alright boys, we're gonna enter this snow war play test. What is this? Snow. What do we got here? I don't think there's any game that is gonna pull me off of Crimson right now. Yesterday, uh, yeah, I've been just trying to look for armor and stuff. Oh, yeah, this right here. Oh that armor looks fucking sick I actually think I got one of the pieces. I don't know This might be one of the pieces Yeah, that's a sick set That does look good Yeah, that does look awesome There's a nice camera mod for adjusting it how you want this set to. Yeah, yesterday I traveled to a point and I think I got a piece of it. What do we have here? There's a hidden cave with a secret boss fight and even another hidden wall behind it. You can find a weapon there as well as a really cool red armor cloak and dragon-like shoulders. Is this spoilers? I'm not gonna lie, bro. The exploration in this game is like, exploration is good, but this game does exploration on like another level. It's like really the way some of the caves are... I guess not kind of, kind of. Some of the way some areas are in the mountains, the way there's like little caves that you can't really see, but when you see how the mountain forms. This is a good example. They do a good job at hiding little caves in landscapes. Like it's very well made. It looks very natural. That dragon armor is kind of cool. Like Elden Ring? I don't know bro. Am I tripping bro? Am I tripping am I the only one who feels that way right even the way they do the environments the way the stones are in this game or the way the the mountains are and the lighting hits the cave it seems just so fucking clean by the way there's like hidden treasures in here is it glaze what game what game do you compare this to. Elden Ring, yeah, I guess Elden Ring was different, not saying it was bad. It seems like it's natural, it's very like natural hidden exploration spots. And then you come across treasure, it's almost like you're fucking like a pirate coming across hidden treasure. I think the other thing about this game that feels a little Elden Ring-y, especially if you watch some of the people's content around it. It seems like everybody playing the game is like finding things because no one can tell if this game is fucking good or not. But when you see the whole like a bunch of people playing and you're like, oh, shit, wait a minute, you get you get it. There's so many question marks in this game and. It's so interesting to find the hidden shit. This game has one of those community presences, it feels like, where it's like, I don't know, what's the last game that felt like this? Dare I say Elden Ring? But at a different level, the swords get insane. It's because this game's map is so huge. lot more mystery without everybody knowing everything before the game even fucking comes out to. There's a lot to discover it feels like and the discovering is interesting. Donkey Kong new Pokemon game trailer. It's huge but not boring. Yeah, it's not just like oh hey we We made this massive world the end What we got here Tekken 8 is being review bombed again for disrespecting the fan base following season 3 launch What happened bro? What happened? Borderlands for war thunder official infantry closed beta or thunder has infantry Yeah, War Thunder adding infantry, man. You know what's more interesting? I played this game when it first came out and it's still being developed. Game is still being developed. This game came out how long ago? How fucking long ago? popular. Now they got infantry so long. Decent player base, yeah. All right, boys, I think it was today, day four or day five. I don't think there's anything else really in gaming news that has dropped. It's been kind of dry out there to be TBH, TBH ease, TBH ease. I saw Dying Light added a new mode or they're coming out with a new mode. Reimagined EverQuest Legends set to launch on PC in July. I would not be surprised that they tried bringing EverQuest back. Is that what this is? I don't think, I think this game would be too grindy. Actually, I've never, I've never played EverQuest. This is some people's WoW. What the fuck man? This is EverQuest? Your mom rated every week an EverQuest. Holy fuck. That made me feel old. Why do you have a keyboard? Jeff Kaplan played and got hired at Blizzard. I mean all those OG people literally played a shit ton of EverQuest. This was people's WoW before WoW. This was basically Alpha WoW. Will you try Screamer in two days? Which one is Screamer again? The anime car game? What about it? What about it? All right, yeah, we're going in, boys. I feel like every stall minute wasted is 30 minutes off of getting anywhere into this fucking game that seems impossible to beat. Yeah, there's some long games out there, but this game feels fucking like there's so much shit, man. It seems like, I don't know. I don't know. This game, brother! Inventory mod, I got the no-hud mod, Nexus mods, Crimson Desert. I don't give a fuck about modding. If there's a good mod, I will download it. I don't think there's anything too crazy that has come out yet, though. Ultric Ultimate Camera, FOV mod, hold shift, yeah. Whoa, this guy hidden shield mod? Why is this 500 megs? It would be cool if you could hide the shield. I do think it'd be nice if you didn't have your hat of pet everything on it should just be like you have your two-handed on or your one-handed sword and shield. You can always have your bow but you have to choose between a two-hand or a one-handed sword and it's both in the same slot so you don't I use a two-hand So I don't need the shield and the sword But yeah, you can unequip it But then don't don't you lose stats hide the helmet It takes away from the immersion. I mean my shield is fucking sick though. My shield is probably, my shield is fucking beautiful. I just keep my shield for the drift to be honest. I don't even know where the fuck I got it from. I don't know where the hell I got it from. It's not that great, it's more for the visual look. Yeah, I might do the witch quests today. Yeah, I traveled up here and got a new cloak here. This one, I just followed a guide. Plate cloak of the shadows, but I think this is a full set. looks cool but I really did change my other set. Yeah, there's a lot of sets. This one does look cool though. Guitar mod? What do you mean guitar mod? I mean the bear cloak does look a bit sicker the bear cloak what the hell oh shit oh yeah that's one way to now that's one way of doing it I mean the bear cloak matches the set better. I just want to change my full set though. It's like you carry a mirror on your back. It would be cool if this actually reflected sunlight and you could like burn with it or something. You can dye clothes. Yeah I know I have some dyes. I don't know where you go to do it though. I'll actually go here first. I'm I'm gonna do the witch quests to see what the hell is going on with the witches. There so, the thing is like in this game, I could also like track down a set, follow a guide and just go and get a full set. Hold on, before we start though, let me just say, I was doing this last night. It was therapeutic. It was better it was better in a forest vibe, but There's so many animals up in the mountains, bunch of fucking goats and shit. There's so many. They just chill up here, bro. I actually think the movement in this game is actually the weight and the movement on the horse when you're just chilling is actually pretty damn well done. I underestimated the horse dev. It's actually very well made. It's not RDR2's horse. Yeah, is there actually a desert in this game? Maybe we eventually get there. Hi sheep! Hi goats! Hi goats! I think there eventually is a desert. You're so close to one of the two-handed swords, am I? Mob variety could be better. Yeeeaaah. There are definitely, um, you're killing a lot of just like bandits and stuff. But yeah, I don't know if it changes depending on your region or something. The gorilla boss was cool. Yeah, I'm still in fucking Hernan, dude. I'm still in goddamn Hernan! Am I actually near one of the two-handed sword locations? Because I could pit stop there and see, grab it. It's here? Crimson Desert? You know what? I don't feel bad looking at guides in this game. It's actually fun looking at a guide and being like, oh fuck, I'm gonna travel there and get that shit. Okay? I don't feel like, oh my god, why not just figure it out yourself? Because, motherfucker, I don't have- I'm gonna die before I find that shit. I'm gonna- It's gonna take me until I'm 65 to find that shit. I need this guy to stumble upon it and then good thing he uploaded. I'm gonna be there and like miss the cave That's not even laziness you underestimate this game, bro, they hide shit really well From whatever man legendary two-hand sword Darkbringer, oh man It's north of pay loon Bro, that's not close motherfucker. What do you mean? How what the hell? I don't think I'm close to that shit. Oh Wait, I actually been up there. I actually think I got an armor the other day up there It's north of the you so hypothetically I could port actually that's actually oh it's decent it's just riding up north what even is the sword and then you do get a you do get a you Did you get a port up there? Oh, shit, that looks fucking cool too. Oh, dude, there's... In the giant's mouth. What the fuck, Darkbringer? Oh, that's kind of a, oh shit, that's kind of a cool sword. Alright, I'm getting, let me go get it. I'll make the journey. And then I'll go to the witch quest. I've been playing on controller. Controller is not bad. Controller is not bad. PC takes a bit to get used to. Controller is not super bad. Some of the subtleties on controller are kind of shitty. This game has like a lot of weird keybinds though, and it translates over to the weird keybinds on PC as well. Uh, wait, was that above the U? Okay, it's like Silver Wolf Mountain U and like, uh, left of this. Oh wait, no. It's even further. It's like right here Alright boys, that's where we're going. ASMR run, 3,000 meters. Buckle in. Buckle in, Uiless. You just switched, bugged a little bit. What a weird fucking game, bro. What a weird game. All right, 3000 meter run, let me see if I can, uh, what the hell is this? Oh shit, oh yeah, oh yeah, this is where I got the horse from, oh fuck. Yeah, this is where I got, uh... Yeah, this is where I got the horse from. Right here, right here. Wait, what the hell, man? There we go. Oh, you're going for a ride! Oh, he had a bear trap right there. Huh. Yeah, from the Peefer Pyloon. The Peefer Pyloon. Oh, this is actually a nice journey. It's just straight north. Alright. What's the difference between this and Dragon's Dogma? This game is just a better presented overall picture. That's just a better presentation. The Dragon's Dogma feels like the potential piece. This game doesn't feel like that. I feel like this game, I haven't felt the peak. I feel like it might keep popping off. Dragon's Dogma, by like hour five, you're like, I've seen everything. This game, I don't feel that. There's bare people here. Alright, let's move. Yeah, it, honestly, visually, it helps too. This game, I swear to God, bro. This game, depending on the time of day, Visually, absolutely, this game is fucking beautiful. When the time of day is perfect, and the lighting hits the whole view distance, and you catch it at the right angle, you're like, holy shit. It's ugly and there are some muddy yeah there are this game does have have it worse in some moments it does look questionable it's weird but then on the other side when it the lighting hits it's actually one of them an extremely beautiful game like aww striking all right right now I gotta go up there I gotta shoot her we gotta travel a little bit Alright, am I still 2,000 meters? Again. It is definitely getting snowy up here. I have not seen a dragon yet. What the fuck did you kill them? Whoa! Oh my god, imagine if I shied there. Punctured on the train. I'm headed to the location of a two-handed sword right now, and then I'm gonna go back That tree looks like there could be good loot there I'm actually almost there. I'm not far actually not really. I'm like halfway Like halfway still got still got ways to go Oh I was died Of course! All right, here we go. Let's see No killing, save the latest born! Ah, fucking dammit, man! As we were! Oh shit, there's more! No killing, save the latest born! I Was dead Damn bro as we were times two I was just getting into the ambiance brah Okay Well, I'm not early bro. It's been daylight saving or whatever the fuck for like a while now The game looks like 40 FPS. Is that true lies? So if I can go up here Oh yeah, I forgot my my horse can double jump now. I totally forgot about that. the journey for her two-handed sword the hell is this Hello shit. Oh. What the hell dude? Oh my god! Oh shit! Goddamnit, bear pig! I've got that time, I'm on, I've got that walk. I'll get you, son. The weather. I'm just coming out of nowhere. Alright. What the hell is this smog shit? I just heard a dog. I just heard a dog. I just heard a dog. Oh wait, I see them, at this time I see them. These guys are good hunters. Nice hit. Sometimes you kill shit so fast and other times it's hard to tell if they're actually dead because they're just laying there. Do you give him an extra attack and that's like, oh wait, no, they're actually dead. Oh yeah, your horse follows you around now? Oh, this road is actually perfect, it leads up. You actually- oh, shit, oops. Does he actually follow behind me? I Didn't sure get dark ringer I didn't know Why is this guy just staring? Why are you staring? Fuck out of here. Oh shit. There's another one. Oh shit There's another one. All right, where's my damn horse at? I gotta upgrade this sword after as well I haven't gotten a cat yet now It's kind of hard to see anything in this area. I'm not sure if I lost the road. It does wind. Just follow this through Well, we're running Yeah, this place is so boring. I can't see shit here. Poisoned me or something. The evasive shot? Nice. Holy shit, what the hell is this? There's a million of you! I'm leaving, I'm leaving. Dude, there's a thousand. That's like the whole Miss Wood Hunters massive village. I'm not fighting that. Holy shit wait, there's vines here Wait really there's random vines in the forest like this yeah burn the whole place down Or is this just not connected It's kind of random, kind of like our little random area with vines. This place is so hard to see anything in. It's like very a very blurry area with the lighting It's like a misty forest I'm here now might as well get the port Perfect. Yeah, I wonder, this is actually an insane forest. I actually get all the way to the top. I have not encountered the crow boss, but that boss did get spoiled for me. Is he in the, is he in the quests? I don't have enough stamina. Holy shit, dude. This is like the redwoods in Cali. Is it a main quest boss? Goddamn blurry ass forest! Alright, I'm not there yet. I'm on chapter 5. What the fuck? Oh Looks like I was supposed to punch it. Oh My god horse Shit, how do you do that move again? Oh my god horse back to fuck up bro. Oh my god Shit, how do you do that move again? We're at the keybind Um is it X I Damn brother didn't pop All right, we made it Are she moe? Are she moe? We're close. Apparently this turns into a very snowy region. And a thousand meters away. Not again, you motherfuckers! Oh, how gross this is! Oh my god, what was that? Where's your boy I don't need any I don't need a reticle stay still hell out of here man let's go down here It does look like the pig from one of the studio Ghibli movies. Have you reached the desert? Nope. Have I marked the right area? I guess it winds. Let's get this one. Oh, there's another question mark here. Five finger mountain. Oh, it's right here. Oh, this is actually, okay, perfect, I am here. Might be worth getting a little more spirit or just, uh, I need more abyss artifacts. Yeah, I need more abyss artifacts. You can use your lantern in the sky to see spots. Oh, really? Oh! Made it. Oh shit. 400 meters, it's gotta be down there. know even further down too far south on the mark Yeah, it might be like right here. Wait, Silver, it's above the S. Oh wait, no, what the fuck am I talking about? I think that's fine. It's more like right here. I think I'm nearby. What the fuck are those? You can use trees to slingshot yourself, I'm aware. it was near that rock. That looks weird. What's going on right there? RIP immersion. Okay, I think I'm right around it There's a waterfall there too, so There's a secret village with ten fat cats. I believe you. Am I being too... What the fuck was that? Oh shit! Oh, shit. I don't know if I wanna fight. I don't wanna fight, man. White Bear will kill you. Alla Bear will kill you. Three, four. Three, four. Three, four. Three, four. Three, four. Three, four. Three, four. Three, four. Three, four. Three, four. Hello. Actually a great little teleport spot. Okay, I feel like I'm here, brah, I'm here, no. It's like to the left of me. It's west here. There it is! Oh my god. Brace. There it is. The giant scops. The sword actually sticks out. It was this toothpick. Let's see. There it is. Absolute justice, on a dark bringer lull. We see as if it's about to come alive. These ribs are bigger than a fence, and it's as large as a boulder. Could it be connected to the ancient beings that think such a being truly existed? It must have been very near her ages. The records are gone, but the traces remain. If a giant such as this still lived, I'd not wish to imagine it. It would have devoured mountains and villages whole. Why is this still blinking if I just saw the memory hmm is it no matter what if there's a memory location maybe that's what it is oh shit oh yeah you can just see it again There it is. The journey. I mean, it is a sick ass looking sword, dude. Kill the bear now. Now, die everything yellow. You're gonna be a banana knight. Alright, I need to get Potassium Warrior. I am going to go to the Witch Quest. Let's go to the Witch Quest. After Chapter 5, it pops off. Let me finish all the witch stuff and then progress the main story. Alright, let me book it there. Alright, we just gotta head in this direction. Oh yeah, the waterfall! Well, the good thing is there's literally a port right next to the waterfall. Ah yeah! Oh yeah, actually I need to go and upgrade all my gear. But I'll do that if I find what I'm about to encounter difficult. Because I have a lot of ore. what the fuck buddy oh god what the fuck man look at that bridge man insane landing good job boy how far am I we get across this actually I'm crossing that bridge. Follow me. Who made this? It leads to nothing. Many times in this game turning a fire on that leads to secrets. And I feel like we... What the fuck? Whoa! Hey! Whoa! What's interesting is I have now gotten a sword that does the... Oh It's a weird place to fight What? You're dead? It says there's a nut- wait there's a bunch of these Brother is this a puzzle brother? This leads to something. You don't just have four lanterns. Aw, he's back. Attack me once we're up here, you asshole! I don't know what that did. I don't know how I feel about those right now. Wow. I'm not, okay, sure. Maybe I'm not supposed to be here yet. Yeah, maybe I either try to blind them or... Yeah, this is actually a whole thing. What the fuck? Where am I, man? What do these lanterns do? There's like a thousand of them. They're everywhere. This definitely summons something. Like, there's something going on here. Whoa! That's what you do? Oh yeah, they're easy. I feel like I missed one the hell there's a bunch of random clothes here it's like a I just stacked... There's a stack of gear here. Wait, turn off? What? Yeah, there's like a thousand of these! of these. I'm just gonna say the shimmering light cool down is the shittiest fucking um, I mean keybind It's so bad the amount of times I fuck up pressing control and left click at the same time is too damn high Now every time I was fucking up the swing was me failing to control left click So I was swinging like an idiot because I kept missing it I Don't know if I turn those on or not I'm 80 ding right now do I turn all these on to see what happens or Do I follow and do the witches They just keep you warm from snow this isn't like a puzzle I'll break you in two. Wait, have I been here? I've been here. Well, I've been here. There is something here. It looks like there is like a sequence or something you do. Oh, that's for a mission. We're literally right there fucking. Let's move dude. God damn Oh As we were Oh my god, why the fuck are you all here? Oh yeah, I should have walked on the ropes edge, right? Holy shit. Have I tried to force me? in-game. What are you saying, brother? What are you saying, dude? Hey, yo, this mountain's gonna take some work. What the hell, dude? It would have been easier to go here and go up here. I'm going up the mountain. I've never had horse meat in real life, brother. Brother, the pattern. Horsemeat and spaghetti. Chat, does this look better than Death Stranding Mountains on Decima? That frozen part looked fucking terrible. Can you look at this? It looks beautiful. That looks like the screenshot location right there. Dude, that looks beautiful, man. Holy shit. Come on, bro. This looks like there's a secret here. Ojima dick suckers assemble I swear there's something there, I swear. Alright, we're close, we might as well just fly right there. Actually, we don't need a climb anymore. Oh, even though this is a two-hand, you can hold it in one hand. I love the little goats man they're so cute. All the little mountain goats They're little groups This game's OST is actually like pretty good Speaking of oh Shit, I've been there for the five-head trolls live All right, the witch is somewhere around here. Something actually might be in there. Something might be in there. There's gotta be something in here, man. Why else? You don't just make this shit and have nothing in here. There's nothing in here. There's nothing! Apparently, I passed your house. Come on, bro. Oh, she lives up here. Just a little abandoned castle. Might actually be mobs up here, and I haven't upgraded this weapon. Yep. I gotta clear this shit. No, I have a mod that turns the UI off. Aww. Oh shit. I guess it's still alive. I got fuckin' the mentors here, the mentors, the mentors. I think I got to clear this whole place out Damn! I popped one. I popped one! I popped the gold! Minus one! Oh, fine jerky. Random. What the hell? All right, let's see what we have here. I have to free four of these places might take a bit of time Did he die he's no longer with us defenses here these mobs are so are so difficult to deal with if you don't get one first you're dead Ah! The fucking key bind! This is so bad! What the fuck, you're still alive? buddy! I think I'm going to punch this. Alright, that didn't do shit. Not that I'm doing shite, I'm five percent. I think he's dead. What the hell? Just attacked me. I found them. Hello, yellow balls are from the sword I looted, that's the special in the sword. Save by cutscene now. What are you talking about? Yeah, what are you talking about? Didn't I just have to lower the bar and then, um, that's it? What are you talking about? Yeah, just like freeze the area up. Cleanse the sanctum. You gotta cleanse this shit? How am I gonna cleanse this exactly? am I cleansing? I certainly just change colors. There is a missing battery thing here. I don't know how that does shit, but I should take those out. There are also three conduit needs. Maybe I gotta... It says there's something here. Is this downstairs? There's an item. Here we go. Here we go, here we go, here we go. Bada bing bada boom. This one is not on. Am I gonna do something there? Yeah, this one is not on. But it's also a jewel. Am I following along the wire with this one? I'm also missing one of the thingies. One of the balls is missing. There's a little thing in the distance there, but I'm not sure. This kind of looks like maybe you can break it. I'm probably overthinking this. All right, whoops I fucked up Yeah, I just need to find the fucking object. What is this fucking symbol here? There's a symbol right here. Like maybe it's at the top? Or this also did look like a secret door. I'm not fucking tripping and there's just a front door here. That looks like you have to do something about it. thing and there's like a little symbol at the top. Light the fire. Where do you see the fire? Light the right torch. Let me try one more thing here. That same symbol is on this side here. here. That looks like you get to open it. Right near the door. Are you talking about that right there where is this oh this right here no fucking way what the fuck out of here get the fuck out of here get the fuck out of here Oh a chest! Just fucking light that shit! Oh leather helm of the fallen kingdom. Some fog lifts! Dude, armor is not just cosmetic, they all have stats on it. What are you talking about? Yeah, let me see. In the trailers, I thought this mechanic was dumb, but now, like, using the mechanic and the way like the weird tech shit in this world works it actually like it's not bad initially I was not on board but now playing and I'm like it actually works it kind of works actually maybe there it is You've purified the sanctum of addiction. I had no doubt you'd manage it. The sanctum supports the stability of the abyss down here on the surface. Welcome as with much of what we do it's true weight and effect Outfit immediately Actions today have made a lasting difference 104 by the way. New hoodie, new cape. Nah, bro. What the hell is this shit? Reindeer ass. Reindeer ass. I have... Oh, my inventory is actually full now. Oh god. I swear there is a port here now. There's still, oh there's actually two right here that are close by and a bunch of bounties as well. And then the main quest is here. Or one of the main parts of the quest is here. Head to Hernan for the main quest. Moly Moly Let me sell some shit and go to the next area I'm some desert or oblivion remastered good oblivion remastered character creator and like whatever the fuck the visual style was was so good it is so good honestly amazing yeah I'm gonna sell some of this armor I don't want it like I'm never gonna wear it. I'm never gonna wear it. I'm not a hoarder. And I'm never gonna wear it. So why keep it? I'm keeping this armor for when I get better set pieces. I know you can unsocket stuff too, I just, I guess I'm just lazy. Holy shit, I have so much stuff. Yeah, I gotta go and deliver a lot of shit. I think this is all bullets bullets I whenever you need an edge There you go, it's up in my storage. It was 35% damage on turning slash. This is the wrong area, isn't it? What the fuck is the camp? Is this not our camp? The workshop. Where the fuck is our tent? Am I tripping right now? Is it to the west here? Which is house? Is this, isn't this it? Duskwood Cave? To the workshop. Oh my fucking god. It was way more south than I remember. Been here in a second. A dark mode map? That would be nice. This isn't Unreal Engine. This is their own engine rather their own engine, bro All right, let me store I really should sell a lot of this stuff but I don't really need gold so for now if it's trash I'll just store it to have room. which a lot of this stuff is. Let me keep all the ore on me. A lot of this stuff I should just sell. And I actually want to take the sockets out of this. I'm going to upgrade all my gear. Thick hides, large bone, honey. That's a lot of arrows. Random ass broom. Mysterious dishes, well-aged cheese, random. Are you excited for Crimson Desert 2? Oh yeah. This game doesn't pull from your inventory, right? Be nice if it did. All right, I need to go to the lady that does or was that fucking lady that does all the ambition. You're right. Shadow Whisperer scare. Maybe I go here first, actually, and upgrade. Tundra is going to be the sequel name Mr. Blacksmith. Where are you? All right after I do this I got a bunch of other stuff Let me forge you a blade for the legends Hey there, I bought a bag. I bought a bag. What? You need bloodstones to upgrade this? I'm gonna do this a couple of times. I heard the best way to upgrade your gear. Well, I don't have anything. The best way to upgrade your gear is, depending on the chapter, you want it to be... Your gear needs to be the level of the chapter you're on. So do some on a copper so I'm on chapter five so I want all my gear to be at like level five But I don't have shit I need to get more copper or Stay I can even whatever's been ruined Just bring it in I have no idea how many chapters are Oh shit, yeah, there's ore right here. This is actually what I needed. I kind of worked. I wonder what the better way of getting this shit is on the wall. Yeah, I don't even think I can get this properly. I even drill here. I got everything. Just one piece. Alright, I think this witch loads in here. Alright, how much is this? Attack speed crit ator's orb. Okay. Attack speed 2 howling chaos. Can I actually put two of these moves on? really and then I go back and why can't I embed this what the fuck you can't embed this shit it's stuck or did I do it wrong have you found what you were seeking Oh In truth witches may not be able to do much at all what You can really fuck you can do a bunch of the moves on one Yeah, this made this so strong. I can add more, but it's expensive and I don't even have enough anyways to put on. Have you found what you were seeking? Yeah, nothing to embed. Might does not make you. All right, let me go down to the next. Oh, this is actually like not far at all. It looks like I want to go Noss River and then go down, or, oh, I'm actually, I have a port right next to one. Oh. I'm going to go east of this location. Ooh, more ore! Is a mirror some of these waypoints actually in line where there's usually node respawns right near so you can just port around gathering iron ore? I'm not fucking tripping and this is not or this is definitely or So it seems like you can either get one or two per no Like that one gave me to this actually seems like a lot apparently it tells me what you can and can't mine is the blue range base you're telling me this is not or I think that was I think this was actually telling me Well, I can and can't mine. Oh, what the fuck is this? Oh, exactly where I need to be. And there's a bounty on the other side. Dockbringer. Ah, boy, it's time to cleanse. You wanted scum! You're gonna lose! The pain is only because... You're gonna lose! You have to not fall off! God damn it man! Thank you! Back up, back up, you're all gonna die if you push here boys, you're all dead. What is that my sword ability control right before getting hit. Isn't that my parry? That's part of the sword? Isn't that just a counter steal? That's just the parry. What the hell? Howling of chaos controlled just before it being hit. I don't think they can patch in dismemberment I doubt it bro yeah what what is that then weird boys I gotta get a cat man you're telling me if I had a cat I would have to press E on everything who just go around looting everything I need to do that I mean I got them fat cat I'm gimping myself by not having a chunky cat oh this one seems like I'm just missing one square oh there's more that need to die yeah the fucking big guy is ridiculous dude does nothing and then hits you once for all your HP. Okay, Mother. Okay. Okay, Mother. I'm going the wrong way. Fuck. Alright, I'm not. It spawned me. I need to go east. Cat white cat location. Fuck boy! Fuck boy! There he is, there he is. What the fuck, what's the location man? Where is he? Zoom the fucking back? No way! But where dude? But where? South of Hernand? Alright, south of Hernand. South of her den, it's actually not far, it's south of the Nass River. Alright, I think the item I need is where I just died. Got it again I Oh Cold steel you passed what the fuck it's not letting me go all the way up there I got a hit like I got them I am cruck. Oh yeah, 16% left anyways. Anyone playing this game stealthy? I feel like there's too many mobs to steal. Die, you retards! I'm calling you, fuck! We're dealing there. You do believe you piece of shit? Oh, I got it. Hey! Very nice, very nice. Should be a good item in here. I don't have enough yet to do all these witches stuff. It kind of just seems like a little sanctum area. There's only one thing to meet the witches. Unless there's like a big boss at the end once you do this. Which there may be. This one was faster than the first one. Okay, I am an elaborate, what the fuck? What the hell, brother? What the fuck? Oh, it's right here. And we're bringing it... where the fuck are we bringing this shit? Over that way Reviews of this game are very positive now. Oh really? You know what, I totally forgot about that shield mechanic. That is when you use it. Now, how the hell do you get it out? Now, how does one un-seal? How do you open the pot? It's not R. Really? Distart it? That's so weird. Brother. I can feel the satan's strength flowing back. I'm truly grateful for your efforts. The power we wield as witches is great. Matched only by the limits that bind us. To bear great power and yet be forbidden to intervene is one easy burden. Yet with health and people like you, we can endure. We can endure. I've gone towards Alessio, he's not there. Chat, do we do main story or do I do the last two witches places? aren't far. I'm not actually near that, isn't the pororan where the cat is. Oh shit yo. I I need to find that blood, whatever it's called. I need to find the blood... ...cord. That'd be easier way to do this. Ow, almost died. Oh yeah, does a power shot with a bow break shit? That would probably make this way easier. Where is the power shot? Isn't it charge shot? I think that was it. There's two pieces. Is that saying there's ore there? Why is that symbol? Oh fuck, I've never seen that symbol before. Like I missed ore or something. Weird. You need a pet to auto loot? Oh, does it mark the future location? What the hell was that? What is this guy wanted? Hey! Hey! It's over dude. It's over. Bro. Come on man. Come on man, I know who you are you piece of shit Stay on my horse for a while. I think I have to deliver this guy to her nand There's a 10 dealer Yeah, what the fuck why are they trying to come here hey a a single bottle will take care of your phone hold on you think differently when you see what I have why can't I still this dude test it and you'll be hooked poison it's nearly a stage in healing a cure like this you have to be tempted though How do you stow him I have shit to do here bruh this is a restricted area until you do a side quest as in I probably can't get the cat yet maybe you're looking for something Oh good call you do have to do that I'm looking for a fat cat. All right You might not want me to be here, but I'm gonna be here looking for that cat. I don't find him on move on I think it's this village here. Gah! Oh wait, you can't... Didn't this happen last time? I can't enter here. Uh... I can never enter the village. There's a plumber pill here. Outcasts Earth. Wow, they completely moved me. You have to do it three times. Not yet, I don't think. Oh, shit, uh, deja vu. And then we go again. Another time. Wait, did I pass it? The chief can't find- Oh! You were just kicked out, right? I'll show you how to get into the town, but you have to help me first. Something precious of the chiefs was stolen and put on my friend's head. I need to get it back before the chief notices. But he just won't stay still. On his head? Yes, on his head. I don't know who did it, but they're in trouble when I find out. Can you help me please? Oh, my friend should be- Oh, there he is! Come Come on! Follow me! Whoa! Speak with the shy? What is the quest? You just said follow me. Lady, I'm on a different quest. What the fuck? Yeah, what was that quest under? Talk to Arkin? 1200 meters? Wait, we lost the bounty. He's gone. That was not the wrong one. one. Speak with the shy, talk to Arkin. I Know what's that? Yeah, I gotta go around I gotta go around the place That was not far, bro, I could just fast-shot him right here. So close to where I was earlier. I got a new sword. I did two of the witch's castles. I'm getting access to this place right now that is gonna hopefully let me tame a fat cat and then I might do the other two witch quests and then do the main story let's run that right now He's okay, bro. He's magical. He's a magical horse. What the hell is this place? There's a whole temple, uh, trembling gorge? Talk to Arkin. This place looks like there's a whole area here. There's nothing here? This is a trembling gorge. Whoa, that looks crazy. That looks like there's something potentially down there. Oh, where the fuck is your cat, guy? Oh, he's right there. I really have to get it back before the chief finds out. Before the chief finds out. Alright, talk to Arkin what now. the relic of Ferroran. I'm looking for a tree that roams. I'm looking for basically tree beard. He's in this forest, and he has what we need on his head... an ant. Yeah, Elden Ring's story shifts on this game. I agree, but whatever. It doesn't matter, who cares? and And that looks fucking beautiful, dude. Oh, there he is Tribute Going on a little walk in the lake Pete wet Yeah, the water is fucking wild, actually. Goddamn. They're like actually flows. And morphs depending on the rocks. Oh, look at the frogs, dude. I noticed a lot of the animals and nature in this game are actually really well done. Let me up, you big tree! Oh Man I miss I don't know why that didn't connect to him. Oh No No We're reaching a little bit roll They're fucking joking, right? We just decided to fall off at the end. There we go. We got it. We got it. you put it if you hunt your neighbor I'll give you some special we did it we did it we did it took a little bit of time now get him the portal ring want you to kill him now light his ass on flyer Doe champion. Doe. Are you not a champion? Doe. The big ass puzzle over here. Bro this looks like a motherfucking Pazala What the fuck is this? I did that? Whoa Oh, here we go, the ball is 25 hour stream confirmed. I see, I already see, I see, I see, I see. This is easy. Easy clap. One done. Done. What the fuck? What the fuck? Oh! Okay, okay, okay. I can't wait to tell what the third one does. I can't wait to tell what the third one does. What the fuck? What the fuck? Can I like rip this off? I rig one of these off? What does it need for? Wait, did someone... Looked like he ripped it out and then went somewhere. Did I completely missed the vision? Where'd this piece of shit put it? Wait, it's back. What? Oh How do you stab by the way chat? How the fuck do you stab in this game? Actually, how do you stab? What is the stab button? There we go Yeah, what a fucker! Yeah, damn! There it is. There it is. What happened? Nothing. Nothing at all. That was kind of cool. Oh, whoa! Whoa! What the fuck? Walk ten meters on a rope. How far is ten ten meters is not that far in this game unless you have to fully walk the length of ten Mom man, what is this shit like five two? I need to be a ten meter rope That was worth it What do I need for the last one? This will allow us to gain entry the hell. There's another giant here That's the same guy You have great timing now we can return it before the chief even notices So now I can go to that village which is in a different part right now. I have to go here. All this for a fuckin' fat cat. It'll be worth it though. So one did say there was another chonker very close to town that was easier to get. hand, warring turn in the outlaw. Same guy. I technically have the game slightly modded, but nothing too extreme. Nothing very, very extreme. Literally just a no... Oh, random wild horse? What the fuck? So, wait, what the hell? Yo, what the hell? I've never just seen a random horse. Where is he going? What the hell, dude? They're all over, really? Oh shit, we gotta go go. I might detour and just do this cause I'm right here. I'm detouring people. Yikes. Oh, found the item I need. Now I'm the item I need, it's right there. To Glory! I love you! That was a little off-potato. Where the hell are these flying shits? Nowhere when you need them. I was right there. There we go. I don't know where the hell that poison shit's coming from. Is that me? Or is that when the gold balls blow up? It like poisons everybody. Maybe that's what that was. Yeah, I think when the golden shit blows up, that's what it looks like. Must be. and now are we fixing in here And then I think the other one was, like, nearby. I stumbled upon it. I think there's more vines here. was the other spot. It's like down over here or something. What the fuck? I'm labyrinth. Lift it up from here. You know what? I feel like this is faster than R-ing it. I really think this is faster. What the hell? Oh! Okay, uh, which side? This way? Hopefully this is it. to up off of off off off off off off off off off off we've raised these walls. We didn't grasp the meaning of our role, which is sworn to protect the threats of fate. A duty we are bound to bear forever. Yet none of us ever the regret making such a vow. one side shouled up are we gonna go here I never found that mushroom for that kid I've been thawing the fucking giant shroom champion I need shrooms champion the land I need the songs what the hell is this shit discovery epic Nope. Material. That shit's new. Insane misses. I'm not sure what that's for. Alright, I'm looking for a fat cat here. No, not the right cats. Okay, for the chonkiest of chonk. Oh my god, this is literally Cat Village. I'll just turn this in. What the fuck? Oh, today was a right bastard, but tomorrow's another day. That's not nice. What is even my quest? Or am I just... Oh, am I tripping? That was my mark. I'm literally tripping. I thought that was a quest objective. Um, alright, we gotta find a cat. How do I single out a cat to pet it? I understand, but if I only want that cat to eat the food I drop for more trust... Check your surroundings. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I ain't far a chunk of mine. Yeah, I don't want to do that quest. I've never seen a bird with legs that long before. Hey, why now you? I don't see any super chockers There's no Chonker Maximus. Let's just get a regular cat. There's none. There's none out this far. I look like something was in there. I'm passing cats none of the chong type. I guess she's kind of a chonkier than this. A chonky cat would not be able to get that high up, because they wouldn't be able to jump. Oh that looks crazy dude look at that holy shit it's like a god damn dream bridge holy shit You know what's interesting about this world? The foliage and everything, it all feels handcrafted, it doesn't feel like, it was just like, together. The paths and stuff are real. The environment art is popped off is what I'm saying. even a rip like actually pop the fuck up a little hobbit village As I see cats, but none that are morbidly just extreme treat enjoyers yeah maybe we'll have like a wind patch all right I say I just take any cat I'm over it or else this is gonna take the rest of the stream trying to find a fucking cat bro and I kind of got to take a shit oh we did all this I See none dude, I don't think one's just gonna spawn in Okay that cat is trunkers right there holy this one right here. Oh my god Hey, he's he's he's a cute cat though I I don't think I can interact with him though. He seems like he's different. Oh, hi there. Where'd he go? Oh. Hey! I got him. I got him. Holy shit, Liz. Oh my god. My god, bro. Don't worry, we'll feed you well. Cat, cat, of pain. Of pain, boys. He's already well fed. He's gonna require a lot of food. I just, like, stole their cat and I'm leaving. Okay, so technically if I go next to a bonfire and I keep revisiting the cat and giving it food, isn't it five days of pets? Unless this works. Does this trust? And the cat just eats raw meat. I find a bonfire, unless that's a bonfire right there and I can sleep near it. Hi there. Is this a bonfire? Oh, that's a cooking pot? You can't sleep here, can you? Alright, stay here, boy. I gotta figure out how to give you food. How do I give you... Do you eat this? Do you eat fine meats? Do you eat that? He ran. He ran! Do I actually have to give him a fish? Well, he would eat raw fish. Fuck, I don't have anything. Is there a vendor around here that sells meat? I don't think so. I- they would eat raw chicken. Oh, I don't have anything like that. Alright, hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm gonna end up losing him. I can go fish. I sent someone from the alpha. Fear boy, stay here. Stay here. Oh, this is like a dream fishing spot, bro. Holy shit, man. stay here boy I'm gonna catch us food okay I'm gonna catch us some food I just kind of forgot how to fish oh hey y'all stay nearby I'm not gonna be able to find you again oh fuck it's gonna be hard to find You know, I'm not really sure the sensitivity on holding W or D or the opposite direction. That is when the line breaks. I don't know how to counter that. Am I just holding the opposite direction too long? I don't know. I Mean we got like five fish for him or something Right here, okay, I'm gonna hold D All right, he's resetting. I'm gonna go hold a here or he's back Yeah, what the fuck man Come on dude. Oh, sorry don't reel if it moves Yeah, brother. Yeah, this is a fuckin' nature scene man, you can paint this shit. paint this. Real or full, never both. I'll have to get some dynamite, yeah. I'll do this shit right now if I had a location like this. Yeah, I was only trying to tire it out at that time. What the fuck is this, bro? See this bomb fishing is bad too, because if you LOS them, I think it just auto breaks the line. This thing just keeps fighting! brother the cat is long gone he left We got one, we got one, we got one. Come on, come on buddy. Come on buddy. Come on. When the fuck you stood there? He just puts up a fight the whole time! Yo, what? What? Hold on, man. Jump in the water and loot them. so much faster I suck I think this might be too- Oh, it's odd. Oh, shit, oh, shit. I think this might be too- Oh, it's odd. Oh, shit. I think this might be too- oh it's on, oh shit, oh shit. Dude, this strat is- oh my fucking god. This strat is literally to just- don't fish out far. fish close. game we need some music please. i need like five fish for this cat bro, he's fucking chunky dude. i heard jeremy wade stop episodes because he ran out of fish to catch. He literally 100% of the ocean. He literally caught everything. There you go, number two. Looking good, looking good. 205 He's coming back with a new show I I have seen what happens when you hit the border of the map, like big-ass fish, like E.T. or whatever. Yeah, that cat better still be around, dude. What is the fastest way to skip time in this game? If I have to get this cat, I'm the only way I can build trust is every day. Yeah, but can you rest? Is it a bonfire? Hopefully there's a bonfire in this village, right? This might be too close, let's see. This might be way too close. Really? Some might get away. Yeah, that one was fucking fighting me. Oh Game I am judging you for not just having a soundtrack going right now Good the water movement in this game is fucking wild. No one of this game runs like shit sometimes like you can actually see it looks like the wind and the actual movement truly moves the water in different directions do you think this game is better than the Witcher 3 that's controversial bro I would say to me yes gameplay wise and world-wise yes but that's just me that's just me I like how this game streamlines a lot of the RPG elements granted it still has a lot of dated features in it like there's a lot of flaws in this game but the overall vibe in the gameplay and the way it presents itself is more palatable to me than the Witcher 3 did but they're different games. I like the more RDR2 style cutscenes, even if the story is a little bit. Alright, fat boy! Where the hell's this cat? I got your dinner and lunch! What the hell was he? Do you think he went back to his spot? Bro, this is important. You get one animal and he auto-loots. I never have to hold E ever again. And he just loots all my shit. There's no way. Yeah. Where could he be? You're awful. Shunky boy. Shunky boy. Last time I interacted with him, he was like sporadic running all over the town after I interacted with him once. This is gonna be tough to find him. there's no way there's no f**king way What if he is actually by the shipping or the fishing location? What if he never left? I would have heard his meows while I was fishing if he was nearby, so I don't think so. I'm ignoring this quest. I know it says check your surroundings. Yay. Stop a fish where you dropped him. There's no fucking way, boys. Ain't no way I'm buying them this chocolate. Keep your eyes open! He's gotta be somewhere here, dude. Where the hell did he go? go inside and feed him. I have to look for him every day. This seems a little rough. I doubt it Maybe if I reset the first the last time I saw him he always spawns. Oh, is that him? Oh my god, there he is. There he is. Holy shit. I love you, boy! What the fuck, man? What the fuck, man? I found him. I found him. I found him. Let me feed him in the air. Let me feed him in the air, bro. Whoa, holy shit, the lighting in here. in here god damn i can ride as hell all right here you go ready i got fresh fish for you i know i know here you go where the fuck is the fish motherfucker there you go there you go eat that eat that he loves it see he loves me now okay so now I have to go to bed if he stays in here and I sleep will he stay in here what the hell why do you do that I can give him more I thought you're telling me I have to go fish even more all right I got a I got What a feast here. It's plus 10 per fish. Yeah, too many fish at once. Hey, are you eating it? Oh yeah, he did. Alright, we're getting there, we're getting there. I'm gonna need to probably, um, catch more. But now that I know how, now that I know how, it's not that bad. Is he eating it? Oh yeah, he did. I swear that did not go up though, so I think he's maxed. Alright. No, it's not the time to sleep. Oh, really? No, it's not the time to sleep. Really? I already pet him. shit bro it's still daylight so I do wonder if I can just leave him in here and then go get more fish some more wait till night time wait till tomorrow and get into 100 I don't I don't know if it saves the location. Stay here! get like three more Ha, ha, ha, this fucker again. Ha, ha, ha, this dumbass again. Ha, ha, ha. We got one, we got one more. It's all around now. What a good deal. What a... We got one, we got one. Looks like there's only bass here. Yes, I got a good duck voice. Do you want to re-aim my new game? Duck? Duck? What? There's a unique fishing rod in the game the auto reels for you. Oh my god Really Now these things want to be caught there's no resistance All right. Oh, beautiful. All right. This is how you get dinner every day. I know right this is how you get dinner every day That nice salmon a nice ass fucking salmon One of that shit on the grill Salmon teriyaki is one of the best flavors on a salmon. Easy clap. Easy clap. Holy shit and then you flake it and then drop a nice lemon on it. Squirt that Oh, that's all you need. Maybe a nice cucumber salad. God damn! I don't need anything else! Alright, let's get one more fish and then I think we should be good to go. good to go. Oh that's beautiful dude. A tree. All right. Hey if anyone's struggling to fish just don't cast very far it makes the fishing so easy. Cast it very close to you and you have to reel it in for two seconds. They bite even if they're right next to your feet. I shit myself and I'm at the movie theater with a date what do I do? Fucking bathroom dude Start cleaning up I can also fish until the daylight goes down so I can actually, you know, sleep. Make her shit herself, too. What's the strategy? I don't know how. I feel like that'd be like a weird movie scene where the girl would like you. She didn't want to feel embarrassed, so you save her by shitting yourself and then saying I shit myself, and then she'll know. Next thing you know you guys get married. Oh no one's ever done that for me! No one's ever done that for me! I shit myself What you're the differ you're in a different situation man You are the shitter she's not gonna shit for you bro So you're fucked All right, maybe I can sleep now. Oh my god, what house did I leave the cannon in? This one? Wait, no. Uh-oh. This one? Yeah! Tell me you not to open doors! Oh my god, he knows how to open doors. Can I sleep? I'm literally not even here anymore. I don't even have fucking locks in this shit. I can't even interact I can't sleep right now cuz I don't have my UI on Well, this is the law this thing like an hour I could have I could have beat the game by now I got a pastime somewhere And no one here has a fucking cooking pot. This looks like a cooking pot. That's a cauldron, though. We passed time at the cauldron. you want the... when you need the day time. Oh shit, this is a die guy. Oh shit, man. Wait, what about the dies I learned? just tell me what you'd like to eat and I'll get it done I specialize in transforming garbants just look in how does this work? Forward to your return. Looking to add some color. Looking to add some color. Dude, I can literally be a fucking yellow nine now. I swear I have like red dies, I don't know where they went. This night, Yeaters are fishing in the autumn hour. Just tell me what you'd like to eat and I'll get it done. And the dyeing is actually pretty sick. You only do one at a time. Or you can't, and I'm not dyeing these. Looking to add some color. Oh, you can kind of change. I like the shininess though. The shininess is nice. Looking to add some color. Yeah, that like makes it such a... Nah. You want it to have that shine. It's like you're taking the RTX off. I swear this part is still not the right color. You can count. I'll be ready for your next project. Should go all black. I would need the black dye. I'm trying to not have. Can I store my cape? Like, uh, yes, I totally did store my cape. Goddamn it. Actually, I still look kinda sick even though I'm a banana knight. It's still, the, it looks nice. My gloves are of a different type. That's why. Can you actually change the shield's color? Just tell me what you'd like, Dolly, then I'll get it done. No, you can't. Hold everything. You can count on me for- have a colorful day! You got a fun day! Buddy, where's your fucking cooking pot? You savages not eat food? I'm trying to pass time, god damn it! I think they- they gotta patch one of those clocks in where you can just change the time. time. I think that's what this game needs. Alright, I'm tired. I'm going to bed. Yeah, some quests give you the weight prompt and that's it. He's not sleeping. He's not going asleep. I can't sleep right now. Should I just go do a mission and come back maybe another day? It's 6.30. I have one more. I can ride south, do this, and come back the next day. Be done with the witches and maybe get the full chunk. I'm doing it. Hold on I gotta take a shit. and All right, the golden night or the banana night. I can break this now Right I got yours That works. What the fuck is the actual bismuth you break? I can't even tell. Hell. I think it's this right here, maybe these like, spots? I don't- I don't fuckin' know. You get more ores with the drill, can you really? You actually get more with the drill because I swear you don't. Ah, no, the Fat Cat is still in training. We'll be back for him. I'm going to the last witch's spot, and then after that, I should be able to go. What the fuck? It's all the way up there. She's far as hell. She's in training, brother. You can double jump now. oh wait don't I hear this oh shit is that blood or to upgrade my shit Fuck. Is that how I work here? Hmm? Oh, it's a Garnet. I thought it was that blood shit. A dark presence lingers here. He must defeat it. A dark presence lingers here. The last place. What the fuck? Oh I'm just forcing a main quest line. Are you actually fucking dumb? No, I'm not Buddy I just spent an hour trying to train a fucking badass cat This isn't even main quest this is like a side quest I'm not even on the main quest. This is a side witch quest What? No it's not. My main quest right now is to go to her nand. This stupid fuck decides to criticize after getting shit on by a boss on the first attempt. Okay, okay, okay. Oh wait, I get everything back here? Oh, nice. God damn man! Oof. Alright, here we go, here we go, here we go. Holy shit! Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on! Let me see, let me see. Hold up, hold up! Oh Yo instead of starting with the poor he just did a three hit attack All right, what the fuck is this? Holy shit man, he keeps changing it up on the beginning attack. Hit me right with the ult. Let's see here chat we're gonna we're gonna make it so unless you have a game you can't commentate alright. I can't even check out the window gamers. I'm gonna start off with the dies instead of instantly trying to block All right, yeah, I don't I don't do enough damage here What is that? Oh, crap. What? Yeah. But it's not worth the damage The windows of damage, I don't do enough damage. I don't think it's worth it. I come back It's not worth Yeah, what do you do against the red attack? in this game again is it is there with a perfect counter the red or do you just dodge roll oh you just have to dodge it one more time and I'm running one more time and I'm fucking running I Dude, come on, man! Stalling pieces shit on the last 10% of that yellow bar. I gotta see how much it does if I stagger him. I swear in this game, if you try to parry and they're behind you, it's not 100%. Sporadic piece of shit. Alright, here we go, here we go. It's dead by 420. Holy shit! Insane moves on this guy, bro. Dead by 420, boys. Dead by 420. You get revives back? Yeah, you do. Oh my god! Oh god, ah! Rokabadi! Boktaba! I think if you retry it gives you all your heals back I'm pretty sure How the fuck did I not parry all three of those? Come on man, what the fuck dude? Hey yo, ban that bitch who was complaining about the gear issue. ban him dumb cry baby shit where was it he won't he won't ever type again I don't know how to one tap me by the way but okay I'm two-handed why would I sword and shield when I'm a two-handed player Why is this guy one tapping now? So you're blocking dodge and shield allows you to not die? Your armor is broke, is it? dead in 11 minutes. dead in 11 minutes. Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura That guy may have been right, dude. He may have been right. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. The thing is, you want to do the finisher after like a full right click or something. He may have been right. I Draw you right Yeah, it should have been a ring out. Rock, agura, kou! Rock, men, agura! Dasa, agura, kou! I Why did you do two fucking reds? I should have revived. Why didn't I revive? I should have revived. Fuck. I should have revived, fuck. That was the, yeah, that was the run I should have used in Gold there. Who could have dropped? Run for life! Run! Run for life! Yo, what the fuck? God fucking damn it, man! Why is that a thing? Fuck you. I'm reviving. Fuck you. I Oh my god If I retry does it give me all my revised back Retry I said by 420 that means attempts bro. This is before this is still an attempt before 420 This is the final attempt for the Gamba. I get all my revives back, right? All my food back? He! Ha! Ha! Rock, rock, rock! Rock rock, rock! Ha! He! Rock rock, rock! Oh, fuck off! Aah! All right. New attempt before 420. Nah, it's 419, it's 419, mods, wait. Dead by 420, attempts can last till 420, this is the final attempt. Oh, a truck, huh? Why, you fucking bitch? No way he knocked me off. Oh my god, man! I I can't see shit! Oh my god dude. Fuck that, I want to refund. Rip your points guys. 430, 430. Dead by 430. I try to parry that first move and I just never make that first move You actually like hard bosses like this, I don't mind cuz I know I can do it. I just need to give it a couple of attempts Oh my god, that's stupid move. I can do this, I can do this. Okay, okay, it was ready for it. Sure, man. Sure, man, sure. Yep, yep, yep, sure. Yep. Yep, sure. Yep, yep. Yep, sure. Yep. Oh, truck! Top rock, truck! That was the most ridiculous phase one. Oh shit. I'm surprised this does no damage with all the upgrades I brought onto this sword. Okay. You gotta dodge all that four times there. Little little in in there All right, here we go I Feels bad All right, here we go, here we go. you get stuck in the animations you're just sitting there with your thumb up your ass you know you're dead because you can't cancel into a dodge roll all right here we go Oh, a truck top rock rock. Oh, a truck top rock. Oh, a truck top rock. A truck top rock. Yikes, I went for a stagger kick. Regrets What? What the fuck? What?! Shit. We gotta use your spirit mode more to quickly get him to parry him Oh so random dude Root! Root! Root! Oh shit. Ah. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. I always try to attack him on that quad move where it looks like he's done on this third attack and then he does a fourth that kills me. Twice I died to that it's that he does the The chain attack and then that fourth. I don't know where attack that gets me All right, here we go I can do this I can do this I can do this Okay, okay, okay I 440 come on I Nice if you regained your stamina during that. I got a pop one. I I Fucker Why would that miss, bro? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Easy. Yeah I'm still gonna kill all of you? You're gonna drop anything? You must have dropped something. You really just left? left of the rest of these guys there's like 30% of them around here and I get a sword Swap by date they drop nothing you drop nothing Finish the area. Alright, is there a port here? Maybe they're on the other side. Witness, they're after us! Alright, there's a couple of pieces we're gonna have to put here. Alright! Two-handed weapon 25 plus 3 22, wound of darkness, 25 plus 3, take the 2 off. Damn it, the Darkbringer reinforcement 3, this isn't even reinforced. Actually, no, it's a 4. Hmm. Oh, it sends ripples out. I guess I can always take everything off of this 22. I mean, it's more damage Straight up more damage And look it actually still matches my set too That's what that does Yeah. Randomly a decent amount of stuff here. Oh Puzzle down here? Alright, let's just leave it here. That's how I gotta find the other piece. I wonder if I can use the one I have to power up the top, but maybe not. Oh, here we go. Uh oh. Where this? Does that boss always spawn at this place, or when you do the last witch quest? Does he always here? So hypothetically, I could have done the witch thing, and if this was the first one I went two. Hello? Alright, that should do it. I restored this sanctum of absolution. I did it! It once more glows with radiant light. They sought to smother this place in the darkest of shadows. I'm grateful you stopped them before it was too late. See ya. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM All witches sanctums cleanse. Every single one. Yes. Come and give me some crazy ass power like God Magic on the Ape Dragon. Yeah, I need to go get the luffy cat too. the scales of order you'll find what you seek here wait what was the class what you saw thank you for reclaiming what is ours I can feel our power flowing once small. I can't, I just fucked the power up. In Paewol, there are five witches who maintain order, myself included. For ages, we have each stood our ground, seeing the world through our immortal eyes. Yet our love for the land is no different than yours. Your fate binds you to them as well. When you've met with us all, visit the Labyrinth Grove. A small gift awaits that speaks of our gratitude. Which is token? That's it? How about like a new fucking OPA shield? What the shot? Excuse me, breach? Here is this fucking shit land that I got from my garden. Here is the Here's my shit lines. Oh my god, I'm thinking now. Thank you for doing this. Yes. Your choice too was guided by wisdom. Mananani-nani-nani-nani. I'm gonna go broke doing this man. I might need to sell my other sword or something. I mean, might as well take all these out. I'm thinking current rate at tax fee at tax fee to The orb as well the orb is wicked good You'll find what you see here I Wonder at your leisure Why can't I embed anything here? Oh, it's because it has no sockets. I'm high right now. There's only two for a socket here anyways. Should've done this before I fought that guy. I don't think I have enough for this. loves footwear weapon. So does this give me crit rate in general and attack speed in general on everything I mean why wouldn't it it's not like this fits into my weapon obviously right why would it make my feet unless it literally gives me this enhances my kicks like gloves enhance so I have crit rate and attack speed on my kicks now if I put them in my gloves would make it to my melee combat I I think that's how it works. Alright, do I have the port to the Fat Cat Village? Or no? Holy shit, I gotta go. I might need to get more jerky. I might need a second data pass. I don't think this is gonna be enough for him. I think I think I might need three days to up his... trust all the way. I think the game bugged when I did that shit. There we go. Alright, we gotta find this cat. He's usually roaming around here. Where's my boy at? Is that him? He's got my boy! Oi! He's got my boy! What are you doing? Where's he going? Hey! Why is he always running away? Opie! Oh my god, what the fuck, man? Alright, let me get the trust up. I actually think I might be able to adopt him today. If this hits 75, maybe. Oh shit, I think so. Oh yeah, he's being adopted today. Where's all my fish and I eat my fucking fish in the boss battle oh my god Oh my god. Oh my fowl. Oh my gaaan. Two strike palm strike, three strikes, 25 spirit triple palm strike. I wonder if that's actually really good. Is there a right click specific node? Not enough items. Oh, you needed an abyss artifact. I need artifacts. Artifact. I just need an abyss artifact for that. I could enhance this further, but I actually broke out of that to not get that. I could get, oh no, I can't get this. A lot of the stuff I want I cannot obtain right now. I have not been using this. That does seem very useful. Abyss artifact times two. Damn, I need a lot of that, dude. I need so many abyss artifacts. Yeah, I do have a fish, he needs to eat three fish and then I can adopt him. and then he will start collecting all my gear. Oh yeah, he's being adopted today. We're bringing, he's joining the journey. He's joining the journey. There it is, boys. He is now officially our boy. Where'd he go? There he is. Alright Lopie, we got to go to the main quest. Worth. I need to find a hat for him. I don't know where you buy clothes. Can I make it so he rides on the horse? In the village there's pet armor? Where is this vendor? Oh my god, why can't you see it? Why can't you see it? You only selected. I say we get him to cap please, sir. You're still fuckin' fine? I did a good job, didn't I? My goods are all safe and safe, sir. Alright, boy. Hopefully this actually fits ya. Oh, please! There we go All right, Lopie's got armor now Where is he? He's gonna be collecting my loot. I gotta be careful there he is There he is he's ready he's ready for the journey now All right I carry him while riding the horse Can't I judge I judge the game You actually die his armor so it matches mine no way no way No way Looking to add some color Awwwww, you can't, you can't! Only the horse. Oi, I'll be ready for your next project. Alright, love it. Alright, so he now collects all my armor. Very nice. I got to go cook. Do I have to sub in him every time I'm out or does he, is he always around picking in combat? You will follow you every time. Yeah, yeah, hell. Hell, traveler. Pumpkin. Hell, traveler. What's it you're after? Dealer, traveler. What's it you're after? Thank you. Everett, you're very welcome here. Day or night. Carrots. That's all right. We need the meats. Take a look at this marbling. Pure. You picked the finest curds. We need some good shit here. Some meat skewers. Alright, delicious. I have one onion. Like a lot of beans. Put all your garbage in town square and all the NPCs come and take it. Oh really? Is that true? Looks like eating oats isn't a bad health move. Just buy a shit ton of the... Actually, is the barley the same? Oh, that looks yummy. Oh, that looks yummy. Yeah, toasted grains give a lot of HP. I mean, I have to heal. I have to eat five. and then flat bean basket, barley basket, harvest sack, harvest sack, harvest, harvest, Hope he's following me, he's right there. Alright, the main quest was to talk to a witch. You can keep up, he's fine. name sir trouble grave trouble unknown intruders running rampant in the keep I scarce know how to describe it ghosts it was if we were fighting ghosts any idea who they might be none just trophy the student the same way we've got something intruders got past the guard they've reached me in a key they They were tearing the place apart, as if searching for something. What the hell is going on? Then, suddenly, they vanished. They might still be lurking around the castle. We should keep an eye out. Uh-oh. Track the invader. Back off! Fuckin' dude! You said he'd ahhh. Let me see. Where is he? Where is he? We've got the scour every corner and find them quick. We've got the scour every corner and find them quick. Lopey is a master investigator. He will find them. Make sure he has the freshest milk and the finest salmon. Fuck at the wayman! Fuck at the wayman! Where are we being in here? I've yet to receive word from the Marquay. Please leave. Where the hell are you, fucking vult? Hey! How are we gonna track this guy down, exactly? How are we tracking this guy down right now? I do need to go up into the abyss. I really do. I have ignored it the whole game. I know there's a bunch of puzzles up there and shit, right? What the hell is that? Oh yeah. What the hell is that? Oh yeah. Really? They're back in the archive? Literally where I was earlier. Yeah, did I already do this? Uh-oh. He made it up here to Matt Damon. Matt! Matthew! Oh This is the end of the video. Thanks for watching! I Loosed it It's you a loosed it stay with me He's dead probably is dead Oh What happened White crow has been taken no what do you mean who did this to you? My wounds matter not you must find her quickly Follow him, the crow, and stop the black witch. Who is that? One who covers White Crow's power, if she succeeds in claiming it. White Crow must never fall into her hands, no matter what. You must do whatever it takes. Mr. Damon, I will find him. I will find him, Mr. Crow. I mean, Mr. Damon. I will find him. If I do some of this stuff up here, do I get abyss crystals or do I get um, do I get uh this currency? Are this artifacts? Where do you even start this shit? Where do you even do this? Or even does the fucking puzzle start here? Is every single piece here a puzzle? out there. So many things to progress, it's hard to tell, like, it's almost like you want to sample everything. Do a little bit of this, do a little bit of that, you know. Oh, yeah, this is where that is, but then it says there's a path that gears off. Unless do I continue this forth and it just keeps continuing? I think after this... Does this lead to the next one? I I think that's the desert over there that we have not gotten to yet. Oh And I miss a chest don't tell me I missed a little don't fucking tell me I missed the loop you're kidding you're kidding what the fuck Oh my god, that's so fucking stupid! Motherfucker, can I just port anywhere up top? of I I know eventually you can get this guy to double jump. There is a chest right there. Not a resident Loot troop Faded abysse artifacts I need a bis artifacts not faded ones Dude, that's fucking BULGAR! You fucking landed on it, man. What even is this, dude? If you tab in escape, you can reset. Oh, we got the chest. Just I'm trying to do this fast, and it's actually getting being slow. You're stuck! You're stuck! Is there actually a chest on the left, Lies? I'm headed to that right there. This looks like there could be a thousand things. Can you actually see the whole map of the game? This is actually the whole map. Snow, sand... I wonder if this is basically the whole map. Nice. What if there is an underground? Well, there's a whole underground, by the way. Is this a puzzle? Okay, we got water, we got wires, we got this, looks like some weird drain, we got this this thing over here. I can't grab. It's like a spotlight. It kind of looks like I can go underneath. 11 The motherboard Looks like it's not plugged in or something it's missing a square rectangle Where the hell is the rectangle piece? I definitely need a piece in the middle. I just don't know where it is. Wait, what the fuck? Really, I'm rebuilding a structure? Not! Unless I'm using this. Is this a minute? Hold on, let me see here, is this one? Is this what I think it is? Alright, no one fucking wanted to do that. Really, this guy can't climb up here. Oh my. Oh wait I see it. Looks like I'm gonna have to jump close on my way up. Might be able to do that right here. That's gonna work. Might need to build this up. I'm not sure what that is, but... It's all too heavy. I know. God's motherboard. Another one? Oh, oh shit Nice got an artifact So there's got to be like an end to this like you can't just farm these up until like a story point like you unlock a couple of the puzzles. I'm not using a reshade, I'm using a reshade to make it so I can get rid of the fly. Apparently you need that. Wow. Interesting. Interesting. What the hell? What the hell? That one just stuck in there? That looks like I need that. That also looks like he can turn it. Oh. You can definitely turn that. I Oh of the death of the health of of Where'd that saves? I think it did. Ah, how was that thing? Wait, what happened to the cube? What the fuck? What happened? Did it fall all the way down? Stored in camp? Are you kidding? I don't think I can take the last one because I need that all right can't I just I don't know what am I talking about. I can't even store this anywhere. Something over there, maybe I'll leave that there for now and look around for other stuff. There's no one set to do that. Holy shit. Oh my god. BAM! Something tells me I have to turn everything on and then, like, go get there. Wait, is that a CPU thing right there? God fucking dammit. Yeah, it wasn't enough. I needed a triple palm. of death of death of death of I'm going to get you. Super little inbound. Nice! You're booged! This has been an eventful positive. I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you're here. This has been an eventful puzzle. Oh Why is this such a pain in the ass holy fuck oh my god I This is a fucking joke, there's a knuckle in there? Hmm Uh, do I have that? Where's force current? Oh, by the way, double jump. I can learn that now. Force current. Which one is force current? hmm uh horse palm level two not enough items, yeah i need more for this of I don't think I have the item ever take it back I did oh thank fucking god I did I think I gotta get right up to that and force bomb it. I should climb this. Ah, shit. Oh, my god. I don't know what to do with this. Maybe you don't need to do this. I used to be right in the middle. I just auto hooks you up nice The double jump is a little delayed. You're fucking joking, man. Where did all my shit ass spirit go? Oh wait, does the double jump use spirit? Ah, that's actually not that good. It's super simple. Okay, buddy. Okay, buddy. I bet there's something up there. That looks like a nest. There's a little bit up there. I wouldn't necessarily say this is extra. I mean, it's extra stuff, but... Oh, it's not a nest. Motherfuck, you're not gonna put any loot up here! Why are you not putting any loot here? It looks like I need to light a third thing to open that and I don't know what it is. What is this third platform? You must restore all nearby abysses. I I gotta go to one of the spires. South there's another one, like one of these I need to get. The bottom left one, like this one here. on the abyss map no not on the abyss map what what symbol am I looking for Oh, the Spire of Insight, I gotta go do this, I gotta go clear that. Well, at least I finished everything here for now Sure them actual tower I need to get to Yeah, Dan, this horse has so much stamina. What level is this, dude? Level three? Trust level three? Still have so much show. They're rough, aren't they? Yeah, I've been loading this game up on the TV, yeah. Ah, it isn't one of the wanted great names. Took you long enough. Where is White Crow? White Crow? Ah, you mean the awful one. On her way to the altar as we speak. I've long wondered why Mother ever cared for the likes of you. Yes, find out! I use Moonlight and Sunshine, I stream your game PC to your TV, stop right there, stop I sense White Crow is no longer in her nap. They're heading to Demonys. We must find her before it's too late. Oh look he's looting. Good job man. Lofi bro. Lofi man. I'm looting fuck off. I'm looting all shit fuck off man. I'm looting all shit bruh. 26, 2500? What the fuck? Deminus? Holy, I haven't even finished everything here. Yo. I haven't even finished everything here. Do I go? Do I travel there? There's so much to do still. I wonder if it's fast to fly off, go up here and then go, I don't know if this makes sense, Let's see Yeah, there's so much side stuff man, it's crazy in this game there's so much shit It's as far as I can go. Not a bad way to do it. I've got a lot of area. I don't lose to the likes of you. The fuck is this guy? What the fuck is this guy? Are you okay? I Think I won't have there I guess we just have to kick them, yeah. I guess we just have to kick them, yeah. I guess we just have to kick them, yeah. Get lost! To the gutter you could lock me! Holy shit! Oh my god, they dropped so much armor. Cat, where are you? You're up. Cat. I'm assuming he picks up the ore as well, right? Do I literally not have to pick anything up and he always picks everything up? if I run by it? Is it like for sure he'll pick it up? I don't even stand. It's not even around here anymore. I use seven him with the horse is it E summoning? Oh that's how you gotta do it. It would always stay summoned. Oh look at that castle over there. Goodbye boys, goodbye to math. Goodbye. Oh You have even a single idea where you are. I'm leaving, I'm leaving, I'm leaving, I'm leaving, stop. I'm leaving, goodbye, goodbye. It looks like Camelot over there. Damn, look at that castle. Holy shit. few bounties that's if I can just take him from my horse A lot of circus invitations, a lot of circus invitations. Why is that? Yeah. Run. Yeah, that looks like an save dude. Yeah, that looks insane, dude. Like a fortress. God damn. No, I have no reshaded, nothing. You guys are not friendly. I don't think this is a friendly castle. They're trying to kill you here. There's probably some good-ass loot in there. Ooh, do I detour? Oh, there's some good loot in here. There is some good shit in here, man. Oh, yeah. How do we get in? Oh fuck! I'm gonna chill. God damn it. Fuck you. grab the intruder come on man holy shit come on bro i'm just practicing my kicks uh is this house for a main mission it is Well, I'm gonna chill here boys. I'll be on tomorrow. Oh shit. Look at the circus. What the fuck? Yo Hey, the circus so close All right, well I gotta go that way tomorrow so I'm going to show right here, show right here all right chat GGs I will be on tomorrow you guys enjoy the rest of your night people follow the channel follow Twitter all that stuff till next time GGs people thank you for watching I will see you tomorrow next stream Wednesday regular week you guys enjoy the rest of your night peace out till next time Goodbye chat and enjoy your night and we will go from there. Goodbye people, GG, peace out. Until next time and we'll be here in after years indeed. Goodbye chat, peace. Feel the waves between our spirit sounds Hold your breath, don't wait for hope Don't hold me down I will rise up, you're making us drown I see the light and start flying I