I
Oh
Oh my god.
Sorry about that chat.
I had a big of a thing of a jig.
Just got back.
Sorry guys.
Do wing.
What up.
Hello.
How are you guys?
How we doing here?
How we doing he dessert day six?
I think so, man.
I. I am.
What do you call it?
but I played a bit off stream and got like a full new armor set.
E.
That's what I did, buddy.
Well, the game is too fucking big, man.
I will say, bro, I just learned about the damn fucking camp system.
Like you can, you can like get followers and they do a bunch of missions and shit.
like companions and stuff and you have to you can get a farm and you have to feed your fucking farm
animals and shit the thing is the game feels like there's a lot you can do but then it's kind of like
if you want to 100% it you can get a farm you can fucking feed the chicken and all that
But it feels more like you can do it. You don't have to. If you want to 100% the game, you can go that route.
Yeah, it's passive income. But I'm kind of like, it's cool you can do that, but do I want to do that?
that it's not like a unique feature. It is filler, it does feel filler. Yeah, it's more
like how it's easier just to buy food from the vendor. I like the game, I would say I
don't like it that much to do some shit like farming because we've done it in a thousand
other video games before. It doesn't feel like holy shit you need to do this mechanic.
Yeah, there's some there's some I'm kind of like today I might start off getting a new horse. There's a horse that matches my Arbor set called midnight or nightmare some shit.
And then maybe focus on the main story.
I think that's where we're at buddy. How many guides are you watching? It's just I usually like collecting the armor sets
It's not required, but it's crazy. I'm the mechanics there are in this game
It does it's definitely a stretched there there's a lot of different things you could do I
I think they're like leaf blowing some shit man that's that sound it would go away soon
I don't think I can go to the other guy be like,
blah, stop.
Um,
but bing, but boom.
Ah, it doesn't feel stress though.
everything is well thought out. Yeah, then the abyss up in the sky.
I'm not going to lie getting a mod where you have unlimited storage does not sound like a bad idea.
Infinite stamina mod. Um, I haven't had
not infinite stamina mod is kind of nah, that's where you're crossing a bit of the line.
I don't think so. I don't think so. Inventory, I don't think is crossing the line. Fuck inventory.
Especially when there's a game where you can literally pick up everything. I don't want
to make the choice, bro. That's where it's like, bro. Incumbrance and inventory space
can be modded out. I don't think it's a skill issue. It's it's quality of life. Quality
of life. The storage, storage feels like the most. Never mind. But yeah, those two
can be if you go stamina. The game seems like if you actually invest points into
snap stamina it's not really an issue. A limited stamina in this game kind of would be like if you
could just spam the heavy attacks if you were playing fucking Dark Souls and you never ran out of your
stamina. That's when it's like this that's when you're you're fucking with the skill.
Yeah, I have enough stamina to go through a bunch of shit.
Hey, what's happened here?
Nvidia CEO says I don't love AI slop myself after giving Resident Evil Requiem's grace
and the LSS five
Okay, bro
Right, you know, you know the thing about the thing about the NVIDIA CEO, bro, the guy was the gamer
Okay, yes, we are now in this fucking AI bullshit, but come on bro chat
If you've been in the gaming sphere this dude, no one knew who the fuck this guy was
He's been in the limbo for so long holy shit
The Nvidia cards dude, are you kidding me since the fucking CRT?
doesn't matter the CEO will sign on money always yeah I mean it has gone in this direction
but it's still kind of like crazy it's crazy but yeah man I wonder what the last video
game he's played. You know? Because it's like, I feel like he must have been a gamer at one
point in his life. I doubt he games anymore. I doubt it. I doubt it. I did. I have, I have
I did I saw there they're making another Lord of the Rings movie I
Saw that after the Gala movie
Is it gonna be a trilogy?
My my problem with these new movies is it feels like they're trying to fucking push
They're trying to like get the last bit of the juice out of the lemon
They're squeezing it so hard.
They're trying to get the last drop.
Yeah, I don't know. Let's see.
Ocarina of time play through bro. I'm about to clock into my job, bro
This game is not a casual game if you have a fucking job. I don't even know how you play this game. I
Don't I feel like this game is so overwhelming with the amount of shit you need to do
So when I saw some or sock months, it's like the perfect bad game
Fucker, are you kidding me?
This game is weighted
It's very easy to make a mistake and you have to travel a lot for some of these tasks
It's casual. It does not feel casual. I feel like there's so much shit to do
Which isn't a bad thing but I don't know man
Where's my variety streamer dude I'm currently captured by this video game
I'm still I'm still feeling it
And I don't think there's anything new as well that has really dropped
Now that it's like you live with this game, it's like the music's pretty good the land is sick
the the cinematography is really good it looks like shit at times but whatever
the gameplay is decent
is decent.
The stories, whatever.
The bosses have been decently fun.
I do want to kill more bosses today.
I do.
It's today, day six of this game.
Yeah man, there's nothing new out there to play bro.
What am I gonna play bro? Counter strike?
I'm gonna play Crimson Beser, all-pav-into CS, and get thrown in to matches.
Where these motherfuckers only play CS.
Okay.
I don't I just go right at it. You gotta warm up
25k is a big deal. All right, I
Get a chat I get it you haven't been at that rank so you don't understand I understand
Silver you go in and it's like a fucking playground
The Dust 2 ramp is like a slide at a water park there, okay, and my fucking matches Dust
2, the ramp at A is the life or death for that player.
It will determine whether or not, it's like his ego will be bruised there, it's different
mental.
Why I collected this offline I think it looks sick I think it looks kind of sick I think
I think it's a sick set oh shit dude the cab bro even Lofi agrees he agreed he just
jumped up ugly shield you can get a you can get like a black horse or some
shit. Lofi agreed. The shield has a tail. Tiktok armor? You know what? For short little
fucking guides? Yes. It's actually a good set too. Stats wise. Where the fuck else are
you gonna find this shit? Some of these locations are hard to find.
Don't mind me.
Show us where you got it. There's like four different locations you need to travel to
and get it or you can kill a boss and get it.
And I think I have the point.
But I already have the set.
This game is kind of weird where you can explore and find set pieces,
but then you can go kill the boss and he can drop the whole set.
I have to go into like this weird as fucking mountain here.
It all looked mountainous and on this like very specific curve
right here there's like a very specific curve that goes to this cave it was so
subtle but it's kind of sick it was cool because it's like there doesn't it looks
like there's no way anything's here and you catch the most subtle cave entrance
I get his weapons to complete the set.
I could go in for a boss kill.
Did I get anything here?
I need to get spinning slat.
Oh no, I was trying to...
I need another one for the forward slash.
Circus is part of the main quest and I might do the main quest a lot today
I
Might because I did a lot of I did a lot of side stuff. So I kind of want to push the main story
But I do want to go kill that boss that I just mentioned. I don't know where he is
I swear I have the point for it
If I don't find it whatever
I don't remember where it is.
It's in like a frost location, and I think it's a puzzle attached to the boss.
It's not up here.
If I don't find it, whatever.
Above the H, is it near Hernand?
No, I don't think so.
Are you sure?
I'll wait actually wait. I actually think you're right. I think it is this
Yes
Well, there's no game in movie trailers, bro, there's nothing this game is this is what this is the only thing that's interesting
This and a little bit of counter strike even though I haven't played in a couple of days
Oh my god, the Bawana movie trailer broke with this bro.
All right, I guess we're gonna start off with a lot of deaths.
All right, I might I might not be powerful enough for this.
On top of the fact, I think I need frost resistance to kill this boss.
Yeah, I think that's why.
Or it's specific spots.
Yeah, I don't have any frost resistance, so...
Mmm.
You need to be past Chapter 6 for him to spawn.
Oh, it's not a puzzle?
oh oh shit alright I swear I got a black die I would I would die his arbor black
but it's not gonna happen all right fuck it main story then fuck it main story
I was chasing after this fucking crow all right main story push
Where am I? Yes, right here. I was near the circus.
Yeah, if there is a patch that made it so nothing stopped you from transporting, you have to be
completely still. Holy shit.
Oh wait true true true new horse yes fuck
Buddy I've done side content man. What are you talking about? It's very rare. I do side content
I feel like the game needs to be worth it
The last game I did side content and that didn't feel like it was wasting my fucking time was Elden Ring
This game, the side content, the game is interesting enough where the side content is nice.
I actually think the horse is right here and I already have the waypoint.
I might get this horse fast.
The last game I loaded up offline and played, I don't remember.
I think Elden Ring was the last game I've played this much offline.
Oh yeah wait, and Arc Raiders. An Expedition 33, I didn't do a lot of side content.
Expedition 303 was like heavily just man-story-push
Oh shit a bear dude
A bear bro
How fast I can kill him before he kills me or stun him.
Oh, it's actually fast.
Oh, it's actually really fast.
That's what I'm gonna holy shit up.
I just spotted some fucking honey, bitch.
Wait, there's a cave here.
Oh, fuck!
Okay, bro.
Wait, maybe it's his home.
What?
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, wait, it's not his home.
Is this a jabe-ass cave? It looks like there's no copper here at all.
There is, never mind. It was just subtle.
I swear the pickaxe is still the fastest way to mine.
only reason you need right you need all of this for upgrades this is like the
most precious resource this is like this is the equivalent to fucking like smithing
stones in Elden Ring one more vein yeah it's literally like smithing stones
You need these
Bane on the right. Oh shit. I
Died my armor yesterday, but I only had the shite yellow. I don't want to dye this armory yellow
I'm gonna look horrible. This only looks good because it's all black
All the drip to mine, okay, bro
Where is this horse? I
I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure Nightmare or the fuck his name is is there
Final boss armor it kind of does like that one
Cool man, oh I'm on the wrong line
I have yet to find a cooler
shield. Yeah, you should be able to take your shield off as well. There's some things this
game needs to like tweak. What the hell is this? Is that an owl? Is that a fucking sniper?
Wait. What am I looking at right now? Looks like a bunch of shrooms gathering. What the
hell is going on here? What is this? I don't know why I decided to mine it. Is it pointing
Something can I interact with this? Oh, shit. Oh
Oh
What
Our core spire of defiance
I've never encountered this. I don't know what this is. It's a little unsettling.
Imagine if Mushroom could move like this in real life.
Fuck that man. Nah dude.
Assumes have that weird look like they could move like that. I bet they fucking could dude. Nah
Uh-uh, uh-uh
Uh-uh
Fun guy is weird shit
Dig there anyone know what you're supposed to do there are you so I have never I actually have not looked at the digging mechanic
Can you get good shit?
I don't think I have a shovel I just realized
Shit, I don't even have a shovel, dude.
I have a shit ton of pickaxes for some reason.
Yeah, I don't even have a shovel. Weird.
Why the hell do I have eight pickaxes?
I gotta sell those. Okay.
I'm not sure what's going on there.
I'm not really sure.
I have been doing missions at my camp.
I've been getting the Greymanes together to do missions at the camp.
I'm not really sure if you make a shit ton of money that way.
I haven't really seen a profit yet.
But you're supposed to invest in the camp and I think you make a shit ton of money.
Or you get lucky and just find a bunch of gold iron bars
Pretty sure I've been here
Yeah, but you got another locations of the iron bars, there's like if there's so many houses to steal it and most of them have nothing
invest at the bank yeah
Pearl Abyss CEO said they're looking into adding multiplayer to this game
um like I guess to what capacity I don't think that's gonna change anything for
me that does nothing
That does nothing. I think that's like, okay.
That's not a game for co-op, for RP servers?
I guess. That was never my first thought point in this game, if only it had multiplayer.
But sure, man.
Oh my, oh my!
Almost drowned.
Well, I mean, if it's more like a multiplayer like MMO, sure that would change it.
This game would be cool if it had asynchronous multiplayer or it kind of was like
Elden Ring where you kind of see other people doing things
Like you might see someone else like a cave you found and they're kind of it if they kind of had that style
It would do well with this game
Because there's so many little areas where you the world is kind of big and then you're
like oh shit someone else is here doing something similar.
And like a random fucking mountain area.
I think that type of multiplayer would be cooler.
But multiplayer I mean shit if you think co-op is enticing.
The long ass journey to this lake god damn.
Oh yeah wait I unlocked this.
How do I use this?
Is this actually a good movement?
How do you do an aerial swing?
Dude, that fucking sucks ass.
What?
If it didn't use all your stamina, it would be good.
But it uses everything.
Did I do- I did it wrong?
I almost died to a hornet's nest.
Did I...
It uses 200 stamina.
Did I do it right?
Oh, nah, that's not a good tree, though.
And god damn it
Oh, you can just keep going I'm tangling though
It's okay. It's okay. Situational. Wait, I can burn this. What do we have here? What
What do we have here?
Okay, right here...
Dude, the vine mechanic with the forest is fucking sick.
When you come across just traveling and you come across random shit that might be like a chest...
Wait, I- it looks like I can actually break all of this.
Does this do something
Or do you just come across a random vine oh, yeah, maybe if this actually makes the water
Flow better did it
Yeah, drain some DLC
I don't think I did anything though, I think sometimes there's just vine areas.
There's loot there but no
Yeah, one thing I fucked up here. Okay, if you accelerate and try to spacebar into a wall, I swear he drops
And then you kind of miss your oh fuck and then you miss your progress
space bar and then just glide into it try double jump into aerial stab 4x
movement how do you stab not enough stamina to you're getting yeah what the
fuck excuse me this guy's not moving
right you trolling dude
worst step in the game was the leaves shadow dev oh yeah am I actually going
I'm the right way here with the park.
Wait, how do you stab on PC?
Shift right mouse bump or aerial stab.
So wait.
Oh shit.
Wait a minute.
Really now?
I actually just climbed up here but I don't want to climb down just yet.
Oh yeah, this is a nice view.
It looks like fall here.
Let me see.
What the hell is this question mark?
There's a question mark here.
Well, it's down there.
This looks like a door that opens.
Ah, shh.
Shit!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, shit, man. What the fuck is this, mother?
What the fuck?
Hold on, hold on.
That's actually equipped the mallet.
I'm over here trying to get a horse, and now I'm sidetracked here.
Where the hell's the mallets right there?
Nail, nail, nail, it's a melody.
Okay, hold on, let me see here.
Okay, okay, I don't think you need to do it fast.
Unless you do.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Chill, can I drive an angle here?
Alright, we're using the first three.
We're not using the fourth, we are using the fourth once.
I ain't using the f-
I'm using the f-ing P.
I'm not using the triple P though.
The triple P and the quad P are off limits.
We're using six
Yeah, wait, can you just use your belt?
EP
FR
Oh Christmas!
There it is boys, there it is.
travel points oh shit
fundamentalist goblins
didn't I have to go here for this oh shit I have to go here didn't I all right I
just sidetracked let me first get the fucking goddammit I need this for the
abyss yeah for the abyss I need to go here but let me get my
fucking horse. Yeah, I'm getting sidetracked into a sidetracked. Alright, I have to sell
these pickaxes. Holy shit. Oh my god, there he is! Oh my god! Yo! I think that's him.
I think actually. I think. Is that him? Oh no, I think that's him right there.
Oh shit. There he is, there he is.
Brosname is Midnight or something?
He matches the armor set.
Bro!
Oh he's fast.
I mean that's why we're here.
That's why we're here.
Oh he's going. He's going.
What the fuck? Where'd he go?
Dude, I lost him. Nooo.
maybe he circles back to the lake
Oh yeah, there's actually a waypoint here.
Yeah, he probably goes back.
Yeah, it's sad. This game is just a reminder of how I wonder actually on YouTube it probably
looks really good. This is one of those games where a massive difference on YouTube. Or
it's probably the same just because that's the only downside is one like the
worst encoder encoder games
yeah man a horsey dude
he circle back
holy shit they're all gone bro these look mineable or they're alive I actually
think those things are alive
what the hell is this is this another puzzle
What the hell's going on here?
Yeah, the water here looks crazy mad, doesn't it?
God damn.
What the hell?
This house like that.
I feel like I've seen this type of water many times.
I like swampy-ish water, I don't know.
I don't know how to describe this.
Where you see that type of water.
Yeah, let me teleport to the point and see if they respawn.
early morning that early morning online water what do you do with all the
blueprints you get what your blueprints in this game
are you talking about the recipes
I wonder if this actually does respawn the horse.
Oh, shut the hell up!
Yeah, bro, move, bro, move!
Oh my god!
I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him,
I can't see shit, but I got him, I got him.
There it is, there it is.
a boy
share boy
fucking trees
relax, relax, relax
oh my god are you kidding me are you fucking kidding me
you piece of shit
you piece of mother fucker
bitch I almost pained it
I was rare
Oh, where'd you go?
God damn it, man.
I might just port again, but then the goblins are going to respawn.
Now this horse has worth. Clear the place first? Yeah.
Yeah, honestly, I should just liberate the area first and do the sanctum.
Let me try one more time
If not, yeah, I'll do the other one because I have to do it anyways for the abyss I
Actually had to go here yesterday, and now I'm here and
Happens to be here the rare mount and where I need to be for side shit
No, no, no, no, no.
All right.
Take two, take two, take two, take two.
Take two, take two, take two.
Let's do this fast, man.
Let's do this fast.
Oh, the fuck!
Why didn't that work?
Excuse me?
I'm doing nothing different.
There it is, Rokane, movement speed 3.
I thought his name was like Midnight or some shit.
Oh, they just finished the mission nice.
Nah, this down matches my armor set.
I don't think it's the wrong horse.
He has really good stats.
Level one, he has all, uh, yeah, he's, he's one of the rare horses.
He must be.
He honestly matches the set crazy.
All right, perfect.
There it is.
Perfect match.
Now we just need some armor on the horse.
The first horse is now in the stable.
Alright, where the hell is Lofi, bro?
Oh, he's here.
Let me get this place.
What the hell is that?
What is this?
Defeat the enemy around the Spire of Insight.
I have to kill the goblins on the outside, really?
Looks like you can maybe break it.
Or light this on fire maybe.
You can.
All right, this is the first thing that doesn't bind, you can actually light on fire.
Come on buddy, I don't think you can die this sword.
That'd be funny.
Spire of insight main gate.
When the bones of the earth awaken from their long silence and find their place time against
the flow once more.
When the bones of the earth awaken find their place, time begins to flow once more.
The bones of the earth, like, roots?
What the fuck are you doing?
I don't know shit about power!
Are you telling me to destroy all of those?
Hold on, 75.
Oh, there we go.
Oh, there's not many.
I'm not gonna let them go!
How many more? Or was that all of them?
Where we at? Where we at? I'm not sure if that hit 100% or not. Is that all you do
here? That's it? That's what you do? And now I have access to the abyss?
Really? It looks like you got to go in here.
Yeah, this looks like a gate. Alright, do you actually have to burn all the vines here? Let's see.
Alright, I forgot I got this move now, too.
Alright, he died kind of fast.
I was the new move, but the guy was too squishy to show it all off.
I don't think I need to do this.
Burn all the vines.
It's a riddle.
It's a fucking riddle.
Whoa!
Wait, you can draw with this?
What the hell?
Has anyone ever noticed that?
because it's in water? I don't know. It like constantly burns the ground. I never noticed
that. You have to put a stone in here. The bones of the earth are stones.
Yo!
Insane house!
God damn!
This is another puzzle, isn't it?
This is a puzzle within a puzzle.
It's fucking 20.
It's 20.
Wow, I'm gonna take an apple.
This book looks important.
Giant book.
I'm gonna know he's a mo.
Even after many years have passed, the traces left behind revive forgotten tales.
There's a lot more words than that.
What is this over here?
A gravestone. This seems important.
I don't think you need to do this, but I'll leave it there for now.
Oh, oh shit. Hold on. Hey, yell? Yell? Okay.
Oh
Hope you did it man
Why is that fucking painting everywhere, I've noticed that same one
God damn every floor
Is a puzzle?
Okay.
This is kind of sick though.
I like the vibe of this place.
We gotta find another item.
Does this change the text or like flip a page or some shit?
Records filled with wisdom, guidance to the past while the distant places illuminate the
future.
the fucker wants a telescope or a scroll or some shit
Yeah, there was kind of... Wait, what is this? A magnifying glass? I think that's it.
There you go.
No.
Yes.
No.
That was a mission ending.
God damn it.
Now let's go.
How about both?
Really?
Maybe you need all three.
I did mention records of the past as in like a scroll.
Alright, you keep that shit.
What is this question mark?
Horn
Random random
Oh, there could have been a chest up there man, it's a ladder in a video game. How do you question mark that?
Okay, I'm missing the last item.
They're magnifying glass
Okay
Bulging copper pouch
You missed an hourglass, let me see if I can find it. What is that?
I thought it could be the scroll, but no jewelry. Oh
Is it the app an hourglass would make sense
Oh, there it is there it is it could be an hourglass for time
Records filled with wisdom guide us to the past, while tools that look to distant places
illuminate the future.
I don't even think it is the hourglass.
Yeah, it's gotta be like a book or a scroll or something.
I already tried removing the telescope.
20 bars, 20 bars, stream, confirm, confirm.
Could be something I missed in here.
It's another magnifying glass.
I don't know why I can take those short horns, it's kind of random.
Oh yeah, looking at first person is actually not bad.
I thought it was kind of gimmicky, but it's actually kind of decent.
Oh.
I actually have not really explored in First Person.
Yeah, free feel to feel free to spoil what the fuck to do here by the way
The time has elapsed of I I give up
Could be that I have the right item and I have too many of the wrong items
Yo, that looks fuckin' delicious, man.
Don't mind if I do.
I'll take the plate with it.
How is it the candle?
Why would it be the candle?
It's on the desk pen on the desk
Okay records like a pen writing you're kidding dude
dude. It's actually the pen? I mean it does write records and sure, I mean it's actually
the pen. Wow.
Oh, Mark! What?
Yeah, that is... Bro, that would have taken... I wouldn't have found that.
I don't think I would have found that. I'm gonna be real here.
I'm gonna be real.
Alright memorize this the dance quiz later the dance of the heavens the turning of the earth and the march of time all point to a single truth
I'm thinking like I wrote like rotation a globe earth
Celestial? This looks like it could be some shit. Well now that I know I can just put
a bunch of random shit in here. Oh my god this actually looks crazy man. The bookshelf.
The whole tower is a massive bookshelf. Ain't no way that's a one tap. You know
what it's gonna make me grab I might need to what is this here go what the
fuck alchemy formula gold bar these are 500 gold pop 500 silver silver or
Mercury times three brimstone and you can make 500 silver
Yo
That's a that is a rich formula right there. That's the most expensive item
That we know
What the fuck the question is getting all those mats though
All right, there's no way dude, there's no way what the hell am I looking at here?
You're kind of looks like I'm going to I gotta go up the ladder
Pick up the book why
It is one of those red books actually might need to give it to
Maybe you give it to that dude at the, what do you call it?
At the troll place.
You actually just read it?
time to read this just give me a bunch of recipes at the blacksmith really I
I haven't really looked into crafting. Is crafting weapons even lucrative at all?
It seemed kind of whatever.
I actually didn't know you could read books to gain knowledge in the game. In real life I knew. I know.
That looks like some- no, it's a book. I don't know in this game you could actually like inspect them and it gives you shit.
There it is. Sundial. There it is. That was all you, Lofi. That was all you. That was all you.
a small bell brought this point a bell why not why not the vibrations that was a fucking
heavy bell. Another one. Small rap map rotator. All of this. Oh, there it is, there it is.
What the fuck? That was it?
Apparently that was it.
We did it, we're ascending, ascension, imagine if there was a library like this.
There are some absolutely beautiful libraries.
They're still super satisfying to go to.
Some are very nice.
But like one that is designed like this, you just have bookshelves going all the way up.
And this gate, oh this leads right to the gate.
I'm more I read more than all of you every fucking day. Yes, it's rot, but I'm literally reading your guys a shit every day
Okay, there's a lot. Okay, I don't have to tell you man. I go through. I
Have to digest a lot of letters and words
Sure, it's not intellectually challenging, you know, fucking play it over home or some shit, but okay
It's a trip that takes a skill
It takes a skill. There's a play though in the chat
I'm just gonna piss real quick. Hold up
and
Is this literally where is this? Where's this porting here right now?
I remember I was up in the abyss gate and there was I
Was at a
Triangular door and I couldn't pass it until I did this this looks like its own instance
Yeah, there's like maybe after I do this I can then
Axis the point that I couldn't I think it was right here
Is this like its own puzzle
Looks like I gotta go down there I can't tell
the red one ignites all of them
all right what do we do here
double CPU one is burnt out or some shit and there's something going on right
there
is that actually a burning CPU this is actually somebody's CPU playing this
game it was bad
there you go oh fuck we lost but we lost the customers CPU we fucking lost it man
So we'll call the customer shit. Oh
Fuck man the water ate it
No way did that actually happen what do I do?
It's in your inventory I don't think so
I have the point here, so I probably can just
Of course man, come on dude.
here I am I wanted to do the main story whatever I got a new horse
There it is.
respawned okay we're gonna take your
ship right now we're gonna deep in the
fucking ship I actually don't even know
this what you're supposed to do
Why? Why? Don't lose connection! What the fuck? You're kidding dude. I'm literally...
I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's glitching. It's glitching.
I was pulling up. I was left clicking.
Bro, I just, I was left clicking, bro.
What if I don't do that and just try putting it into it?
socket. Yeah I don't think that's gonna work. It did look like it actually cooled down when
when I did it.
It just has to be cooled down.
I'm pretty sure you get a cool dish of that.
Yeah, man, you have to.
I don't know why it was just like ripping it out of my hand,
though.
OK, there we go.
I fendered it heavily.
There it is.
SLICPUs.
Ah.
That turned something on somewhere?
It looks like there's something there too.
I do know I need to turn that on over there.
What the fuck is this puzzle man?
Some of the stuff in the game is a little difficult to see what you can and can't interact with.
That thing on the wall looks like maybe I should use a Spirit Palm, but maybe not.
looks like usually your spirit palm does and that also looks like it might be
missing one of these connections where I do that maybe I can find it
Am I tripping and this is gonna open it up once I do it
It seems like something might be here unless this is what is below me right here.
Oh my god, I almost fell off.
Sir, I just said I could nature's grasp something.
Oh.
Agh!
Another CPU into some shit. Okay.
Can I power shoot this?
I
Cannot power shoot this
How the hell am I doing this
I feel like the dev who made this part was like imagine the inside of your computer but
in a fantasy world and then just yes all these sequences just reminds me of like a massive
Computer in the sky
Wait
I supposed to actually rip this out
How you can re-lift the door?
Oh, I see what I'm not doing it correctly
Wait what this doesn't have that lock mechanism
I can't tell where this blocks the connection because you can't where the fuck does the
the track change. If it's right here, it still doesn't turn on.
Huh? Oh, right there. Okay, okay. Can I actually move this?
There's just like balance something or hold the door open.
of
There it is, brother!
Negative?
I miss. I may have missed.
Shit!
Oh, shit!
Shit!
Nice.
So now this opens up the new spot, I think.
1% complete
Is this the right spot?
I think it might be all the way up here.
No, this isn't it.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Go back!
Where the fuck was it go back there's another part that opens up here you sure
Oh wait, you're right.
I'm trying to look for that location I was at that was like this and it was like I had
to finish the sanctum that I finished back on the ground.
And that allowed me to, uh, I don't remember where the fuck that spot was, it's a little
different, and it will bring you right to that point, yeah maybe you are leaking high
It's an okay mechanic, but you get like skill point material, so it's worth it, especially
What if you end up getting the Abyss artifacts that are rare?
What's the catch here?
Oh.
What the hell is this?
of
Come on man, tell me a challenge!
Tell me a challenge!
Oh, everybody finished all their tasks.
I need to go back to the camp to get my resources.
Is this really the end? What the fuck?
Really?
I want to try something, but I might die
Oh fuck dude I don't I think I'm not I don't think I'm gonna have enough stamina for this
I don't know, man.
Hi, I'll just swing instead of going for the other one.
Does the swing save stamina?
I just don't know.
Oh
Fuck the fuck
What if they are going the assassin's creed route and you're like actually just like a guy
And a VR headset
Or some shit please don't
oh shit another CPU what's the catch here I think I just walk right past it
Actually, it looks functional.
Yeah, right there.
I swear, he never grabs onto the wall in that cloak form.
It's terrible.
There's so many misses.
I can't tell if I'm fucking up or not.
Anyone else experiencing that?
Anyone here playing this game?
He does not grab it in the cloak form.
So you're just like you always fall even if you're holding spacebar.
Wait, hold on. Is there a thing here?
This kind of looks like if I jump over it, I need to maybe get up.
Wait.
No, actually.
Are you a motherfucker?
I don't know if I'm thinking about this right, let's see.
It was all the way up here, but where is the CPU?
It was inside that room, unless there's a way to open it all.
This totally looks like you're supposed to open it up.
Where was the other one?
Unless I'm literally supposed to take out this one.
Over there. I don't think so.
It looks like you want all the fans climb on the outside.
Hold on, hold on.
This looks like you are supposed to climb it.
There's no CPU around here.
Ow.
Oh
Horsepunch the gold circle what gold circle
Oh, you think you're supposed to just punch this?
The fuck!
What the fuck?
Oh, I'm not doing it right.
Oh shit, I have no stamp goddamn it
I have a better idea.
There it is!
The new CPU.
Now, how the fuck do we get it out of here is the question.
This looks like it's breakable or some shit.
Unless I can...
You cannot pocket it.
I can go out this way.
But somehow I need to open it.
It must be like a way out.
This looks like it opens, but...
We need this to go sideways.
wait actually this looks like it breaks maybe
Maybe I can hold it.
Alright.
You can do this?
What the fuck?
I'm not sure how I'm going to do this exactly, but maybe we'll just push to the other side.
I don't think it will and it's probably not set up correctly as well no it just reset it
You can't put this in your pot. What the fuck Matt? I bet it's so obvious
There's four windows and this fucking gate
Maybe there's like a is there a slot up there that fits
Wait.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I swear.
No way, dude.
No way.
Is this actually the mechanic?
Are you fucking joking? God damn it man!
Okay, how do I make this vertical?
This is the other hard part.
No shit Rotator Brothers like a 50 fucking things to do in this game.
damn keybinds
Buddy buddy come on now come on come on come on holy shit
Okay, okay, bro.
Oh my god.
I'm going in here. I'm going in. I'm going in send me in there so I can do it from inside
Holy shit
I can't see it, bro. I cannot see it, man. I can't see it, bro. I can't see it. I can't
Let's see it, bro.
I'm trying to get a cookie out of a cookie jar.
If I do this in first person, it forces you into third.
OK, hold on.
Oh my god.
Shen, none of you will understand this game unless you play it.
That's the beauty about this game.
Y'all think it's a lotty-bottty-bottty fantasy game
until you're the fucking pilot.
Shut the fuck up.
Alright.
Window-ass gamers.
Thinks they played the Witcher 3 and they know every fucking third-person game with the sword.
This game is an is not what it seems like from the viewing perspective.
Oh my god!
Okay!
There's gotta be a better way to do this.
I'm about to plug in the controller.
Dude.
Okay.
chill. Okay. Oh, it's so close, dude. Oh my god, it's so close. It does, it refuses
Just to go vertical, it refuses.
Oh my God bro, come on!
Get the fuck out!
Out you shit!
AAAAAAHHHH!
You're kidding.
Holy shit, bro, we got it, man!
There it is.
Easy.
I
Do 20 more
Ah
Yes, far more the hell is this
But I accidentally find didn't I didn't mean to come here is this actually where this next CPU is
And I just one tap find that shit
that I just
what
Actually speedrun attempt holy holy
It's how it should be.
Oh, the fucker's running a server up here.
Oh my god!
I know what this game is about.
It's about a guy, bro.
The guy who created this mountain.
We're in his fantasy land that he created.
And this is his massive data center in the sky.
That's projecting the fantasy land.
holy fuck it's all AI we're in a simulation that's what's going on here
it's like a matrix style simulation game that's what this is was that really
it what the hell did that even do am I going higher up now
We're connecting his sky data centers.
Yo I missed Loki dude.
There's Loki not up here
No way, I missed one?
Excuse me, bitch!
What?
I think it's something here what do you mean hit the circle which circle you're missing
I'm pretty sure I'm missing one this turns on by itself I think I missed oh it's right
It's right here, it's right here, it's right here, it's right here.
There we go, there we go, there we go.
I didn't see the-
I didn't see the lower room, what the fuck!
Aw, nooo.
Man, I wish the shit-ass crow form fucking just like auto clunk to stuff.
It feels so clunky.
Especially when you're like hovering I wish it's just like auto-connected
Sometimes you're like flying right by it and he's not attaching to the fucking wall like right here. He just flies around it
There we go
Yeah, even if you hold space bar, it's not enough though
Whoa, oh shit, that's a view
clean
Abyss artifact I still don't think I'm in the area for actually there might be another try. I think there is another triangle
Oh, Force Currant is kind of sick.
That's why it was worth it chap.
I just got so many upgrades.
many upgrades. Get the axiom grab, yeah maybe the axiom grab is good for mining.
I have to go to my camp as well. There's a lot of my people who have finished their missions.
Oh my god, that view doesn't shock.
God damn.
I will say what makes this game very interesting too is it's not Unreal Engine 5.
I see when Digital Foundry was praising their engine.
I see why.
In a world where all these games are Unreal Engine, which
is fine, the studios that actually make games like this,
it's so rare now.
It's so rare.
Say with when you see a studio pull up a really good cry
engine game.
It's like another rarity.
But they have the right people working on it,
like a hunt showdown.
So it's like kinda sick.
I think, yeah, it puts more value on Kojima's games too,
cause he uses Decima engine, right?
Yeah, same with RE engine, but RE engine, you know, you get a handful of games.
Actually the new Onimusha, right?
What the fuck, why is this not moving?
I'm waiting.
Yeah, the new Onimusha is going to be on RE engine, right?
flight by remedy oh yeah
oh a bit of a journey up here what happens if you fall you have to hit
escape and hit restart and it just forced you back to the beginning
This is the Stala's puzzles with this is oh
Isn't that where we fought the redevelop? Oh, that's actually cool. That's where he fought one of the bosses
That's definitely the redevelops location whoa
Oh.
We made him on fire!
RIP.
Whoa!
Oh!
Sometimes there's chests on these little islands.
Maybe they're hidden.
Like there could be a chest behind that tree.
I swear this game's performance has been getting better and better.
Now I mean I'm in the sky right now but this is my FPS.
The game keeps getting smoother, but they're patching it.
They're doing good patches.
Alright, this has had an interesting set.
Yeah, it's mostly empty over here.
Oh wait, this just loops back to the- this shit literally just fucking looped back.
So where I'm officially back to where I was, so I just came from where I was stuck and
and now I looped back so I finished everything.
Which means this, did I not connect this bridge here?
Is this not connected?
I don't know how to read this map.
This looks like the triangle spots.
And this looks like it's not connected here.
I can't tell.
Maybe I've done everything up here.
Hmm. Yeah, maybe I did everything.
Alright, main story time. We're going boys. Main story.
Let's move.
Connect all the islands.
Yes.
Let me actually port here. If this isn't the top, let me see.
That was the fastest port Yeah, I already did all this.
I already did all this.
Oh actually hold on, before I do the main story, I need to go back to my camp.
Nah, I gotta go back to my camp.
I forgot.
Because they just finished all their shit.
Over here.
jumping boys. It looks sick but it's so far away.
All right
See buddy
Let me see if I donate a little bit here. Oh shit. Oh
Shit whoops your head
You could fountain the counts funds through a bet trading. All right. Here's a bunch of pickaxes give it to all the workers
It's funny now that you have the animal with you he picks up everything which is nice
Yeah, he picks up everything so there's a lot of trash that you get so you drop it off here
I don't want these I think I'll keep everything else all the ones I'll be here if you need
me okay they all finished their tasks looking for anyone specific I thought they all finished
Vernon Castle. I can send three of them. Oh, you need four here.
Stronghold one to 10. Let me see if I can do.
Aquari mission, five to seven members.
A workshop. None of them can do that.
Damn, they're all battles.
There's so many battles.
Turn in Castle? I'm not sure if they're going to be successful here.
The skill requirement not met. Yikes. Really?
No skills at all for any of these.
that's fucking weird
I already did a shit ton of greyman quests
greyman commission, where are the greyman quests
oh now I'm at collect stone through the basic quarry mission
yeah I'm doing the greyman quests
this is how I got all of the new people
Yes, yes. Well, I did all the main ones. I have to do this. The care in quarry is the next one.
I mean, I'm at a point where I can't progress until they come back.
What sort of warrior are you?
I have to dispatch them at timber. Oh yeah, actually, they're doing it right now.
Oh no, they have to go to the quarry next, actually. Yeah, so as soon as they're done there,
I could just wait 30 minutes in game.
Talk to me whenever you need to.
Yeah, but they're done in 30 minutes
They are done in 30 minutes got a new dish on the menu. Do you want me to cancel it?
Salted fish
Got a new dish on the menu. Let me tell you something. It's my job to keep everyone's belly full
Yeah, by noon. I don't think I can sleep right now, or if we have a place I could pass some time.
Yeah, how do you pass time?
What the fuck? I thought you could do it here now.
Return to the noble.
Also do this real quick and just travel there and talk to that guy cuz I finished the task
Fuck man, I keep getting sidetracked. Let me go do this and then come back in 30 minutes. We'll pass
I gotta ride this horse more too, he needs to level up.
I've noticed in this game, even though it's obvious,
if you follow the road,
you come across so many sealed abysses.
If you just pick a road and just follow it all the way,
I was doing that last night,
I found like four sealed abysses,
and then you come across so much random shit
on the side of the roads.
can practically feel my body rejuvenating I can practically feel my body
rejuvenating ah you've come I was just admiring the statue myself yeah we made
a great man statue here task to you looking upon such beauty one feels
blessed indeed already people pause to offer prayers as they pass by may this
This heartwarming scene endured for years to come.
All of this we owe to the Goddess and to you.
Come whenever you wish to take in the spirit of Plenty here.
You've done us a great service.
Where is the statue?
Where did we build it?
Oh, it's right there.
It's kind of interesting, so the missions you do actually have some physical effects.
Like the Greymane's built this statue and now it's in the world.
Okay, perfect.
Now they're good.
This past about the wolf statue and the vacant lot.
Oh yeah, wait, there's a- oh fuck, there's a dog too that I can tame that was part of
a quest.
And I have to literally pet him once and he's tamed and I complete the quest.
I forgot about that.
I never interacted with. I don't know why I didn't port to her
I'm gonna use here.
Right there boys, right there, see?
Accelerate into the fucking wall and he just he just slides down. What the hell, bro?
ruined
Can you tame any animal?
Uh, no.
Nope.
I think this went the long way.
Okay.
All right, this is where the pet is, this is where the dog is.
Get the auto real fishing rod? Oh yeah, he's right there.
Yeah, that's why you want to put a lot of points at the stamina initially in this game
or else it's a pen in the ass.
Okay, the dog, let's just adopt the dog.
Take him, take him.
Lofi can have a friend.
Lofi, but Lofi has priority.
Alright, now what the fuck are we doing here?
Dispatch to build a wolf statue in the vacant lot.
Can't I do this up here?
Should be able to double click here.
There we go.
But then you go and there's nothing.
Is this not...do I actually have to go there?
Oh, there we go.
No, it's state security.
Hillside Manor.
Hernan Castle.
There we go.
Who do we need?
I need four people.
God damn it! Stop fucking moving!
All right, after this main story, the whole way through.
There's no one better than me when it comes to managing folk.
What the fuck?
Didn't say 30 minutes what happened?
Karen quarry further reach your relationship with the faction is required.
Now what?
Collect stone through the basic quarry mission at Karen court.
Oh yeah.
I remember.
Oh yeah.
Shit let oh true.
Oh yeah.
I freed up the quarry, and then you have to do a mission there.
Oh yeah, where the fuck is the quarry again?
Side-tracked again, god damn it.
Where the fuck is the quarry?
Oh, it's right here.
Oh yeah, hold on boys, hold on, hold on, hold on, this needs to happen.
It's a big game!
First we got to travel. Level 1, he can't even double jump.
What the hell?
That was- I almost died right there.
I
Created this quarry and they needed me to operate the mining equipment or like a reposition it
This does not seem like the dude are you fucking kidding me did I really just not mark it and just follow it oh my fucking God oh
My fucking God
I'm not sure.
Goddamnit horsey let's move!
The shield in the bow yeah.
You gotta take them off.
Somehow.
Save this save this is a must play.
This game is weird.
I really like this game, but I don't know how to recommend it.
It's like it is a good game.
But I can see someone not liking it.
It does have it's, it does have, it's definitely, it's clunky, honestly the clunkiness is the
weight factor.
This is probably one of the most physics based open world games.
So everything feels like there's weight to every action, which means there's going to
be clunk feeling.
It's Sauron working the mines.
A day at the quarry with his plebs.
I gotta get the boats!
Holy shit, we made it!
Holy shit we made it.
God damn what the hell?
Oh my god.
I actually have to do this, huh?
Whoa, what the hell? What am I even doing? I don't even know what I'm doing here.
This game's so fucking weirdly cool.
I don't even know. It looks like I might be lifting this cube. It sticks out. Camera control.
How do you go down?
it auto grabs it is this really not
telling me? Maybe it needs to be perfectly aligned.
Hold on, hold on, line it up and then drop, wait.
Maybe once it's aligned like this, I then switch off and I'm wrong.
up now dude no way whoa okay the buried rally no way this guy fucking left
left. Return to account, the troubles at Caron Quarrier are settled. He's left.
There's loot in here?
Really?
Whoa!
Don't tell me this is a whole underground zone!
Whoa!
That was a security system.
Free Palmer Pills?
I gotta be closer.
Either that or maybe.
I'm not sure what to do with this guy, but I'm not sure what to do with this guy.
Oh
Our core gate of collapse
Where am I
This is not a diamond.
This looks like a teleporter.
that's just for later maybe I'll find the place where I can insert a teleporter
really that's it it's like that doesn't seem right
Really?
Well, well, well.
Oh.
This will probably open up as soon as I talk to this guy.
I thought I smelled that cover.
I feel a weight off my chest.
Well, well, here you are.
If it isn't the hero of the house, there's no need to worry.
I truly don't know how to thank you enough.
Oh, come now. No need to be...
to be I tried to think what we'd have lost if you hadn't turned up thank the ancestors
please accept this it's very much that emo and I'll be sure to tell his grace what you've done
you better he'll be glad to hear it
I am single-handedly fixing this goddamn town.
The kingdom.
There we go.
Our new dispatch feels good.
And now the main story.
Holy shit, here we go
Where's this bitch ass crow rip his feathers out
Let's go find him
Dude, what do you mean man? I did missions. I got a horse. I got a bunch of upgrades
And now we're going to chase after the feathered man.
Where are you, motherfucker?
Why would he randomly come to this village?
What the hell?
He killed everybody here.
He fucking killed everybody.
Okay.
I saw there was a build where once I get his weapon, if I couple it with the sword I have,
it is insane AoE.
I didn't expect him to go this far.
Cruz.
Kill him!
You don't know your place came all this way to meet your death
I'll kill you!
Your carcass is worth claiming!
I'll leave you all my clothes!
Get me the fucking fucking wits!
Okay?
It's not over, fight!
I
Didn't do my chain attack
Oh, is it a left click or a right click after the blinding light?
Really?
Right, you teleported two feet.
Wait, do you need spirit in order to do the blinding light attack?
So once you, once you blind them, then you right click, you have to hit...
Unless that was it right there.
Is this it?
That just seems like a right click right after
Oh shit, there's a grave here
So wait, you do this, then you have to blind them with control, and then once they're blind
then you right click.
You have to add in the second control.
No, you don't have to do it, you just go into the blue mode and then right click.
How is this?
A bunch of bounties or something.
Circus, circus, poster.
How do you have a circus invitation?
What the hell?
In here?
Hey!
Oh.
Sorry, ma'am. I gotta put on my underwear so I'm investigating.
Teacher, I think I hear strange noises outside.
Ah, sounds like someone's come calling. It'll settle soon. No need to worry.
Stop lying!
I don't see the directs anywhere.
Please, ma'am, please!
Solomon watches over us.
I'll go see if the director says.
There could be danger, so vote the door and keep out of sight.
You're not to go outside, understood?
No matter the knocking.
Lock it. If it's not my voice, do not open the door.
All right. I won't.
All right, I won't.
I'm not gonna be live tomorrow now. Gather information at the orphanage.
There's fucking pro, man.
I would go live tomorrow, but I can't
I know this!
Come yourself!
I'm looking for a man.
I do look scary.
I was pursuing him.
I lost the trail at the old time.
Oh, my Jesus.
You know something about this.
Even after all that bloodshed,
those veins forced open Heaven's Gate.
Heaven's Gate?
It's the sanctuary we have stood watch over for generations, not simply because it was
sacred.
There's more to it.
It is said that the gate leads to a world beyond our own.
But now those wicked souls have passed through.
So the Vest was the sure done he saw it.
They were evil incarnate.
They sought the secret to open Heaven's gate.
And slaughtered the faithful who held their tongues.
That's what befell all those people.
Most were murdered.
And like if you were taken away, it was hell itself.
They said it was all for the mother.
My man.
In the cellar lies a relic that can open Heaven's gate.
Here, I take this gate and stop those monsters.
Find somewhere safe and stay hidden.
Obtain the church's relic.
Let's go get it.
something tells me this crow face too might be a little more difficult
I
Yes
And it just works well should they give me the key right?
Oh fuck!
Oh shit!
There it is and done.
Easy fucking clap. Holy shit man.
Come on, bruh-ah!
Dagger of Radiance. Activate the pillar of Radiance.
come on dude that emotes crazy dude oh should I miss the pommer pill fuck I
can't go back I can't go back
so those walls have blue
Chat before I activate those I have to take a fucking shit man that I've been holding in hold up
I
I don't know what I'm doing, but I don't know what I'm doing, but I don't know what I'm doing.
sorry about that chat hmm the shit has been shat let's go kill this fucking
bird the shit has been shite the shit has been shated the shit has been
and shatter it in!
Oh!
Is this his house?
Okay, bitch. Hold on now. Hold on.
Everybody's got a goddamn puzzle in this world. Holy shit.
I moved the outside all the way.
Every motherfucker's got a goddamn puzzle.
Apparently that's it right there. Apparently that's it.
I want to say that's it too.
Wait what the fuck? What can I do?
Yeah what?
Oh, yeah, the weight on that shit was kind of sick.
of radiance?
Where's horse horse Lofi we got to go
Let's go. Let's go the destination
Let's move
my most anticipated game that has been announced is phantom blade zero and my
most anticipated unannounced game is the new starcraft FPS that will be
announced this year
I mean, I don't know how to say it.
Bon-Racer, um...
I mean, I don't know how to say it.
Oh shit that looks fucking okay it looks like we're going all the way up there this is where
this bitch lives honestly this would be a sick house I don't know why you need a floor
are that many floors, but that's cool amount.
Really?
Really? I can't break that?
No way, no way!
No way!
Oh.
Strongest blast in all the land.
You actually climbed this shit?
I mean, it looks climbable from the back.
Oh, I fucked up.
I wish you could just turn around and have some fuck.
I think it's easier to climb up here.
Uh, all right, let's put this right here.
Oh!
I was literally there too, man.
There we go.
This
This looks like the power is cut off and I need to turn it back on.
I know there's a mod that removes stamina, but that kinda kills the game, I'm not interested.
also looks like holy shit oh fuck I see
I'm turning this shit's awkward, what the fuck.
I think we're
I
heard you fuck
There it is.
Alright, he doesn't want to pierce the middle here, huh?
It kind of looks like I might need something and this isn't ready.
This...eh...actually I don't think this is ready, hold on.
Maybe this needs to rotate the power around.
HURRF!
There it is.
Where is this motherfucker?
Oh
Futuristic as crow oh my god, it's raising
Where's this guy
You're telling me this is how you do it?
He must know I'm headed towards him.
Wait, is he in the cloud? No way.
That'd be sick.
This plot is significantly darker. Oh god.
It lives up in the abyss.
Harry Potter trailer just released.
No way dude.
Do I really want to watch this?
Oof!
Get on the tree!
Oh my god.
This year no way no way there's no way there's no way Harry Potter
I told you
You are a normal boy
And you're going to start acting like one.
You think you're something special?
There is nothing special...
about you.
I've always wanted to know about my parents.
They were funny, and in clever, they stood for what they believed was right.
The next time I see you, I'll be in Hogwarts.
Mr. Potter.
I think we can expect great things from you.
Let's see who you are.
Are you really Harry Potter?
I
Don't know man, I guess it's just like the same shit with like
It seems like it's stupid
It's stupid for the people who watched it when it came out before this was announced because it just looks like everybody is
Just a worse version of what was already better
Yeah, now it just looks like they're all cosplaying because the casting was so good in the original
now it just looks like they're all fucking cosplaying like no one looks better than the
original cast.
It's just like it's hard to take away from it because the casting was so good that
they fit the fucking characters so well that now you're telling me to not think Dumbledore or fucking
Daniel Radcliffe. It would be like changing Frodo or something to like a different person when all
you picture is Elijah Woods because the casting is so one to one. It's weird. It like throws you
off if you if you know and have seen the original and like come on how big it was
uh uh you it's hard to shatter that illusion if you're like a new generation kid and you've
never seen it and this is your first uh you've even read the books and this is your first
intro it probably is more palatable
It's not like Dune from the 80s. Everybody saw the movies. Yeah, whereas Dune feels like, oh, enough time has elapsed. Bro, you could literally watch the fucking Harry Potter's on every day. They play it every day on cable TV.
It's like it's so weird. It's like yeah, this is our version with a different cast all playing and they're all
Na, dude. No, no, no, I make no sense. I don't know. We'll see
That shit was cosplayed
So, it's a remake.
It's a TV show.
It is.
It is a TV show.
It is amazing.
Yeah.
I expected something new I mean bro words are like six movies
like they got through basically everything seven like sure they probably missed I mean
they basically got it you know I think they basically got it this fucking crow lives in
a motherboard yeah then Hogwarts legacy was like solid Hogwarts legacy wait who
is Dumbledore and Hogwarts legacy did they have double did they have no more
wait was that what are in Hogwarts legacy who was the headmaster doesn't it
Take place like before it was a different time, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, that's a good example.
That's a good example.
I guess that that is how you're supposed to do it.
Hogwarts legacy didn't feel forced.
Because it was a different time period.
There are there are Harry Potter games, though, on console.
But the way they did it, you don't feel like what I just felt with that trailer.
I was like, oh, okay, whatever.
Obviously, it's just like a different class a different threats to Hogwarts. So there's no comparison. You just compare the
setting
Activate the skybridge
What the fuck am I doing here?
This looks like maybe I'm supposed to rotate this
Everything looks punchable
Maybe I'm supposed to line up the light that could be the other thing
Yeah, I think I am supposed to line up the light, I think so, but then this also, because
that is already in line. Can't go to the other side. Let me see.
Especially if it's happy when it's on the movies.
Oh, you are supposed to move these.
Oh, oh, what the fuck, oh.
Oh, okay.
I'm telling you, bro, this whole game is...
It's definitely some AI shit, for sure.
It's the Matrix.
This is the guy who designed the whole fantasy world.
This is his land.
And we're plugging in his sky data centers.
I'm telling you.
We haven't seen any of this tech used down on the actual world.
Okay, I feel like everything's lined up, but that one is missing one.
But then there's also this over here.
It's down this way.
Whoa, what the hell is this, oh?
There's gotta be something at the end of this.
Why else?
Oh, no, this is nothing.
And it's nothing.
Okay, there's one more I need to move, apparently, or I need to go to the other side.
Oh, oh wait, is it done?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it is done.
I think it is done.
That's one of those cubes that is ready to go.
There might be one missing part though.
where are you guys seeing these cables that are plugged in
Oh mother fucker there it is
this one working this one doesn't have a connection
this pro really battled me and is like yeah now do these puzzles and find me
really really like but he threw a Rubik's Cube at me and then left
I wonder if blue means you're finished or no yellow means you can't enter it
I need to finish a spire or something blue. I can't enter
Apparently, he lives up there.
There's a lot of stamina up here.
Alright asshole, better pour me to where you are.
Bro!
Where are you?
I think he lives here.
All right you piece of shit, I have to plug in like 7 cables to find you.
The light will illuminate your sins, healings.
Oh, son of him, hear us!
What is this?
Don't be afraid of the readings to Mother.
That's not me.
Welcome, Mother!
to
Come on, move!
End this!
I know, this guy's been stalling his ass off.
Ah shit
are you related?
I have no interest in your story.
I should be able to see.
I have mother issues.
I
Ariel roll
I'll get you so we'll be next to me, always!
I'll kill you so the world may know I exist.
RUNEFAR!
I will die in this nest with your blood!
There's no way to come but to your grave!
Ah, shit!
That's great.
Easy clap.
Oh yeah, that was the...
Was there a lady?
She totally looks like she's from FDL.
The end.
You can't hurt me.
Ah, ah, ah!
I think if I modify my weapon I can shoot orbs and crows out for insane AoE in combat now.
All bound for the same right click.
I must have missed it is this pro like was he covering some shit
Was the pro like the important character you just kind of seem like a fox in with the sand boss
They both just seem like dudes who are just like being fox that you have to just kill real quick. Oh
Shit you get his black wing armor as well
Really? Oh, the crow hat.
This right here.
Crow's Pursuit attacks speed, attacks speed 1.
I wonder if you could like combine a bunch of crit rate 1s into a crit rate 2 or something.
I'm thinking I'd get rid of wound of darkness and that's what I remove and put on his other thing
What's over here
Yadans letter
Let me see if I have any new missions to do at the camp.
Everybody is currently dispatched.
These in-game missions actually take a while.
What do you mean they're restarting?
Are you saying you have to cancel it?
you are can we talk what oh they just form the same shit over and over oh there's news
that a comrade of yours is in Cal Fade but with war raging it's far from safe the
marquee requests you head straight to her nan castle the matters he wishes to
discuss are most urgent understood very well what's happened don't move
anything good they found a great mean all right let's go that's not happening
yeah on why not we have to meet markie circus well he's more important than
one of our own yeah all right all right yeah hey don't even think about
going alone hey you think this is funny well wait so let me then take them off
wait I don't think any of them made it to this one they're at Karen Corey remember
so now if I go to journal faction quest Luke's request okay so we finished this
the mission progress is at 47% but I got both check marks so now I have to
talk another important about has occurred at the location of the miss of the mission blazing beacon
so i have to do the main quest to now progress this quest
so i wonder if i want to pull them out of there to switch resources to maybe something more farming
related because we don't have like enough grain maybe
Yeah I'm not really sure about that. This whole sequence in the game is still a little
weird. Yeah maybe I do need to do that. I really need to maybe go to farming. How it all applies
I don't know
You could fatten the camps once you have another little okay, hold on let me go to the witch
I'm sticking with the main story, but let me go to the witch and then make myself a bit more powerful here
What the fuck is she again?
Where the fuck is the witch all right here
Today I explored the mountains and found something cool around the top area, you should check it.
Buddy, there's like 10,000 peaks.
Which fucking mountain peak?
I'm not gonna lie man, this is probably the best ray reconstruction game ever made.
Have you found what the only dudes who will probably actually this is probably the only game that will actually utilize the tech able to do much at all I
Something tells me this is a tech. They're not gonna use no other deads are gonna use this again. I
Doubt it. I'm pretty sure these are like the only dudes
There's nothing else who the fuck else is gonna use this shit
cyberpunk has it does does resident evil nine use it resident evil nine used it really
okay now I have a double right click on this and it's insane now when I right click I throw
Orbs and I throw out crows.
I could switch attack one to... I don't know what the difference is here.
Oh yes I do. I could switch this out for damage instead of attack one. I don't know what's considered better, though.
May fortune guide your path.
You can combine gems at the other witch. Wait, really? Where the hell was she again?
Really?
There's breakpoints for attack speed crit 5, 10, 15.
Are you saying off of the gems or off of this number right here?
Like 10 is a break point if I get this to 15.
Or like attack speed is level two.
The fires, like if I get this to five or something.
What am I looking at here?
But there's no, but there's no straight attack.
There's attack speed.
Like this gives me attack one.
I'm assuming this literally brought from nine to 10 is what I'm seeing there.
I have been waiting for you.
I don't think this is the witch.
She's not the one.
Oh, yes.
What am I looking at here?
But this is just making a gem. I'm trying to make like a crit one into a crit two.
Oh, she makes the gold bars as well.
Oh, a golden apple and three gold oars.
Yeah, but this is a tier one, tier two, destruction two.
Am I missing something here? You got to buy the blueprints. I don't think I'm doing this
correctly. You need to extract shit to have doubles also buy her blueprints. Like if I
I rip out this sword's attack one and this gloves attack one.
Will I combine them into an attack two to then put on the sword?
Because technically it's useless on the gloves.
Because I'm using a two-handed weapon mainly.
You'll find what you seek here.
OK, so let me take out attack.
Oh, but you need the blueprint.
We need a game.
So you need a blueprint on actually bringing shit together?
Why is choice?
Fuck, those are expensive.
Wonder how well.
Vitality.
Excuse me.
You can pick pocket nobles to get gold bars.
I have been waiting for you.
Okay, so now I can craft level ones.
And now it's Synthesis.
I need- I need to find the exact- I need to find the other ones then.
Okay.
Alright, alright, alright.
Alright, alright.
Alrighty.
What the gold bar in the manner responds? Are you fucking kidding me?
That gold bar responds in a fireplace?
What? Every few days.
That's literally ridiculous. All right, let me go get that and then we're gonna
It's good morning three days
Cheezing single-player game, you know what?
I know you're strange.
Go.
Don't mind me, friends.
Don't mind me.
I live here.
Do not mind.
I do not mind.
I believe you.
What the fuck are you doing?
Just get the fuck inside, man.
Did I not say eat a climb through, bitch?
Oh someone's here
That's ridiculous
500 right there
Uh, where the hell is the bank again?
Yeah, what if I actually, um, put the gold bar in the bank?
I wonder how much interest you get, if it's actually worth it.
If you stand on the teleporter, then teleport, you don't have the loading screen.
Oh, really? They should just make it so you just don't have the loading screen in general.
I think that would be a lot better.
What the fuck is the bank?
Yeah, they're just making it so it's like that all the time.
Because I have a hundred silver.
Wait, really?
Do a high...
Can I actually just invest the noble thing?
So how does this work?
box registration gold bars stored in it will be invested according to the
investment strategy shall we try higher risk aggressive investment strategy
50 minus 50 to 55% increase what am I looking at here deposit gold bar go to
deposit 500. How often do you high risk refreshing applied in deposited currency. Now I wonder
if you check every day if it goes up. I guess in three days you can see. Alright let's
I don't think you get taxed on capital gains
You can farm 20 gold bars in one hour dude come on man
What the fuck is this?
Robbed a few bunnies for one hour at Deminus Wildlife Camp.
Dude.
Come on, brother!
I've been upgraded these, but these are better than some of the- this flower petal earring is actually wiki good.
I don't think I can upgrade anything at the smithy yet I could I'm not going back yet
I need to get more or wait where do you do that a de meant a demenace where do you do
it? I missed where you do it. It said dementia. They already patched the method lies under
the E. So literally just riding west here? Do I try it? Fuck me man. You only get cheese
now no they didn't yeah they cut that it is kind of annoying like I said they
should just make it so you always can fast travel instantly this game is so
big it needs like those traveling QOLs
I just have to ride at least
I need another link where the hell is this?
Oh, there's a- Oh, there's a port north.
Oh, interesting.
You actually have to, like, press this for a little while.
There we go.
So now you can just port here and go to a gold farm
I
Passing there is that this
He's okay, he's okay, he's dramatic, he's fine.
Missed Bale Forest.
Is it where the X marks the spot?
Or is it?
Wait, is this the wrong fucking port?
I'm on the wrong E.
Yeah, fuck that!
Fuck that!
what the fuck there's a rhino dude
there's a rhino right there hey and well met whoa
There's a bunny people here.
Oh wait, are these the nobles?
Is this where you pick pocket them?
I actually haven't pickpocketed a lot in this game, I'm pretty sure if you see them have
a pouch like she does right there, that means they're pickpockin' a bull.
Open you look and you can't have a mask are you actually run into them and just pick pocket
Wait, but she figured it out.
Are you supposed to just do it and then...
Wait.
Okay.
Fuck off!
Huh!
Cuck-a-lo!
Gods, seize this nave at once!
okay then she's motherfucker this is kind of weird you're hurting your rep yeah I
have like no rep in this area only check for gold bars they have all have
Do they actually have a gold bar on them?
Like you physically actually see a gold bar.
Oh, really?
Salutations.
Don't mind me, people, just, uh, looking for something.
don't mind me people just looking for something just looking for something
don't mind me hail and well met good stranger lantern and sword flash make
no difference. Shit, bro. Most are further up near the entrance. I didn't find the port
here. I think it's a little further up north. Are you really down that bad? It's decently
difficult to make money in this game because you want to donate a lot of your stuff for your camp
so if you can just farm a gold bar for 500 silver it's worth it
i mean if you have your pet you can just kill a bunch of shit and just spam sell items for mobs
so that's one way of doing it but this is also the accelerated method
And then you just go invest it all in the bank
Buddy are you telling me you have it bro? Are you telling me you got the golden bar fucker. He's on to me
I
Swear that guy actually has it even the smaller ones
Then he has nothing on him
There's so many buddies here
There's a certain majesty to the creature that's hard to ignore.
They all have it on their left pocket.
Yeah, they patched their ship boys.
Yeah, they patched this shit boys.
There is no...
Oh!
Buddy, that was cheese, you motherfucker!
That was the most gold bar looking cheese.
Wait, no, he has it.
Dude, that is a gold bar.
That's a gold bar, dude.
Maybe you keep hitting the same guy, and there's a chance.
There it is, man, there it is.
You got another one, you motherfucker!
You got two, don't you?
Gods, seize this name at once.
Brickin'.
Oh my God!
Holy shit.
Okay, well the thing is, 100 bounty.
Well, it's still 400.
it's still 400 wait he has a key but it's probably just like a regular key
if I can get to it's worth unless they have like unique
There's no way to lower your actual bounty, right? You just have to pay it off
Show the map that's right here
Under the second E and Deminus the whole bunny area
Yeah, I guess I could never pay it off, but the annoying thing is the whole map is red
which is
Who the fuck said to leave the red?
They're actually following me all the way through.
I wonder if you respawn their loot tables reset.
Yeah, right I'm gonna kick that guard down.
Wasn't that a port like here?
I sort of like right here there's a port.
Oh wait, is that right there?
I don't know if I checked these bunnies.
I'm not sure if I can get out of here.
The fucking shooting me!
How the fuck am I getting out of this? It's just like stuck on me.
Bounty is literally stuck on me.
pretty sure it will disappear. Give it a second. Yeah, does it get away here if you wait? Or
I can just have one of the guards arrest me real quick
There's no church nearby
And you actually walk up to a guard unarmed and pay
down
run
Oh
There we go
All right one more time one more time
one more time here if I can get two bars that'd be amazing and then main story
god damn it main story
Is it only the bunnies?
Yeah, I think it's only the bunnies.
That's only the bunnies.
Oh, oh, oh, wow! Oh, oh, oh, wow!
Nothing there.
Maybe, maybe.
That circus invitation is everywhere
I'm afraid nothing here would suit you. Oh
That was mean I probably need a bunny thing and then she'll sell to me. Oh found it
Frowny money
Wait, which one had it?
Why is he running?
Never ran
You're kidding
Yo that guy never what the what the hell
I wonder if I can rob them even if they're doing this right now.
I might be over it here boys whatever
Ha!
Oh, an elephant! Fuck! Oh my god!
Yo!
An elephant!
Oh
Holy shit a gator
come on clutch up with the gold bar
come on the thrashing would set you
lunch up
come on man one of you guys have one
i believe i believe
Yeah, the nature in this game is so good, I gotta say, all the animals and shit, that's
awesome.
This guy's got one. Nope. Fuck.
I don't know where these guys who are aggurate onto me went.
Oh
Bro scared the rhino
Holy shit, he's following me
Come on.
Excuse me, boys!
That one fucking bunny had it.
What's in my brazes?
and
You have even a single idea where you are.
I always let them capture me, whatever.
Um, iron? I don't know, man.
No, I missed it on purpose. I'm gonna pay it anyways.
I still have a gold bar for it. It's worth 400.
Is that actually how it works if you get, if that bar shows up with the potential crime
and you escape the red zone it doesn't give you a bounty?
They take the bar?
I don't think they do, do they?
Wait, what the fuck?
I have two gold bars.
What the hell did I get?
A second one.
What?
What? I have two?
Hey! What the fuck?
Hey!
How you doing that?
Asshole, bitch.
Hold on, I'm not down yet.
What the hell is this?
he's dead. Alright, one more gold bar boys. One more attempt here and then we're gonna...
made sorry, made sorry! Fuck man!
I have a thousand gold right now.
I'm a Marine King.
Oh, adorable.
Who's got a bar? Who's got a bar?
I'm looking for a bar.
Anyone, anyone?
Anyone?
Really?
I don't know, that's how the bounty worked. I thought no matter what it gives it to you.
Oh look at that elephant! It's like armored. Uh, how, dude?
I
Even the plants are strange
Well, it's got a bar here
All right, it has to be here. It's almost like only one
Only one of these rabbits actually carries it
And you gotta find the one who does.
Out of all of them, one has it.
There's only one spawns in this area.
It's more?
I think this is a cult.
Check the other side.
So the gold bar is worth 500 silver and that's a shit ton in this game.
But I'm gonna sell one and then put the other two into the bank to invest.
Hopefully make a shit ton of money or lose it all
You know that no one has all here it is here it is
Ow!
Halt!
Careful, though!
Uh...
Is my fucking mask gone?
God damn it!
Fuck!
I have to go find a bandit to kill and come back mother fucker
I forgot when you get caught they take your mask
I mean I can always port back here and go buy it from this dude over here.
defense, they sell it.
You know, I'm gonna just pull, I'm gonna just push the main story here.
Let me sell a bar and put one in and then go. I can do this another time.
I'll do this upstream or some shit.
Okay, so now there it is, perfect.
nice lots of stuff here very nice very nice
All right, here we go. Where are we going now for the main story?
Chapter 6, meet Marcus. Okay, we are going back to the camp. I'm still
wanted in her nant huh? Oh he's actually here right now.
We're chilling at the...
Oh shit ton of guards here.
Not the conventional way in.
Where the fuck is the entrance of this place?
Here we go.
Speak with Marquise.
I just used a key to come to the toilet.
Okay, brother
I'm the pantry
This guy's either in the abyss or he's just upstairs
Oh wait, can we finally enter this door?
I haven't been able to enter this door in a while.
of my comrades. His grace is waiting shall we? I shall take my leave your grace.
My lord carry on. Your grace I brought the Greymane that you'll behest. As I
said he is a man of great courage second to none.
I've heard much about you. Your name echoes throughout her hand.
Tales of the Greymane who stood fearless against the rogues that plagued us.
We owe you a great deal.
I only did what had to be done.
Humble, Dubut.
Much like Stefan Lanford in his younger days.
I have always admired the strength and the courage required to fight without hesitation.
I hear you're well acquainted with him, yeah?
We go back a long way.
Both Markey Lanford and the comrade of yours are in grave danger.
What do you mean by that?
There's word of a grey mane wielding an axe, aiding Calphade.
For you see, that's where the Black Bears have set their sights on next.
If you lend your sword, they'll certainly fail in their aim.
Barden has gone ahead, so go seek him out. He will assist you.
Unka, better hurry.
We will send words to your other companions.
I've arranged for a guide to get you safely into Calphade.
Find him at the beacon
Shit
Yeah, you're lucky. I'm on your side. I look crazy meet and follow the guy that the beacon
Motherfucker. Hey, you got a gold bar here before I leave man. Let me just check
Just turn this off real quick. Stick my hand up the mantle
Go bar up there, bro
I'm going to exit here, let's just exit, secure ass doors, do any of these windows work?
Where is my boy at?
I haven't seen Lothi in a while.
Yeah, main story.
We're in the big ass groups of people everywhere.
Is that some ore?
Not enough arrows?
Oh no.
I think we're going up to that tower that is lit.
All right, this move is actually really good at traversal.
of
Wow.
Holy shit, this rain is definitely bitrate hell.
Goddamn, this is some heavy rain.
What up, boys?
Speak up, the soldiers.
What are you eating?
Not since he left for Calphate.
I just hope nothing's happened to him.
I'll watch the horses.
Let me know when he'll arrive.
Make ready at once.
Go on.
Situations grow in grave.
I'm looking for a guide.
Ah, Greymane, you're here.
I hear you're headed for Calphate.
Aye.
We're controlling the road, so you need an escort.
We would ride with you if we could, but our duty is here, it's still not ready, yeah?
We'd appreciate it if you could just wait a little longer.
Okay, mate, you've arrived.
Oh, once you're ready, I'll lead the way.
At ease, lads.
Let's go.
Absolutely.
As you wish.
We shall prepare the beacon of victory.
Oh my God, dude, this rain is wild!
Holy shit
Him really wants me to
There we go, aren't you coming
Like I found everything
I'm going to actually read this.
Where do you head into Cal Fates?
Yes, me, Haste.
Let's go, bro.
I can't even see my horse.
I got to buy some arrows eventually.
Oh my god.
Morton has caused the times of battle to shift.
If not for the might of Marquis Lanford,
Calphi would have already fallen to those black bear bastards.
Stefan Lanford, he's alive.
Oh boy, I couldn't say for sure.
But if Calphi stands, all your wagery yet lives,
serving at the peaking tower,
we hear more news of the north than most.
When World reached us of Payne's fate, we tightened our defenses at once.
And when Markey Lamford caught wind of the Black Bear's atrocities, his eyes were aflame
with a fury of vengeance.
Our lands were close before those bastards came along.
I've no idea what the Markey intended to do.
But Caskey's mortons, too, took us all by surprise, like a blade in the dark.
You can't go first person here now, but you can, yes.
Just not here.
Goddamn, Rainiest Day in Olive, Paiwin.
Wait.
Close the light.
Easy on me.
Oh yeah, that actually does look better.
Oh
What devil we can attack by beasts
Crazy shit lives your man. This was no beast
This look for clothes
Found it. It's not usually this bull. They want a horse
I
We don't let right now boys
The close line is so good.
Oh, Luffy's out.
Close lining and archer is so nice.
Alright, man, how we doing, bro?
I think we're fine.
It's like I stole a lot.
There's still a dead guy here or something.
We now really escaped danger ourselves.
Seeing as they're ventured into Hernanian territory.
So admit it this far.
The situation is far graver than we anticipated.
I worry for our citizens who couldn't make it out.
We should make haste.
His grace may not yet be fully aware of the situation.
So I'll head back to the castle and report on this matter.
OK, what do you want me to do?
Go.
Whoa, what the fuck?
The marshals should be at the encampment over there.
I must hurry and report back fortune to you
fortune to you brother
Oh, there's actually a sealed thing here.
Land 15, counter-attacks on the spear in 30 seconds.
I was right here this fucking guy the Duke sent me we were expecting you this
way so what's that those chapters when the game gets way better not sure if
her of the broad strokes it's all bad news I'm afraid the ops weren't in our
favor to begin with and now there's a mutiny within there's a high chance
Once the enemy will take the castle, if Maki Lanford falls, then the entirety of her
man will be in danger.
We've lost another outpost to the backbears.
Understood.
I heard one of my men is on the front lines.
Indeed.
My scouts say he's fighting in the keep.
I'd expect nothing less.
Marshall everything is prepared
Good work
I'm listening your comrade is likely holding out in the keep with the marquee. I've got to get to
Going in alone given the present situation would be
Suicide oh look at me. You'll have to cut through occupied strong points where enemy forces are thickest
If you must go now, first visit the watch post to assess the situation.
Marshal, we've been waiting for you.
We need more tents to treat the wounded.
Make it happen.
You lost your sword.
The battlefield awaits, Greymane.
I hope you know I'd rather you didn't go but seeing as it's you I know you'll
go anyway. Bye. Head to the watch post. My man will be waiting. Best of luck.
Best of luck.
Oh, shit. Okay, okay, okay. Go to the battlefield.
Looks like we're headed there, boys.
I think I got heals.
Where's horsey? We're gonna just trot down there.
Where's my boy at?
I think that's it right there.
You gotta go kill some of the fuckers.
Oh my god, I found them.
Excuse me?
Lofi's already out.
I summoned him back up has arrived boys
Backup has arrived, man. What are we dealing with here?
Okay, okay.
Right, mate. We're heading to the castle. I have a request.
Oh.
I just got here you're turning me around means a great deal to have your help great man
we tried our best to defend the outposts we couldn't hold off the enemy assault on our
I
Can scatter our forces
We can't set up a loaded the fence much less a counter attack I
Can help
What do you need me to do I
Got this big ass sword off first. Oh need to get those out post back
We can raise the banners our men will rally
all right the men will be thrilled to fight alongside you it'll be wonders for
morale
cliff barely says anything funny bro he's just a serious guy that's the
banner right there fucking killed the yak all right I'm killing them all all
right I understand
I understand
can you try raising it it's everything that it looks you raise these banners and
They'll give our men the courage they need to fight on.
Uh-huh.
That's where they're entirely fucked.
So?
Okay, uh, let me see here.
Just like that, we're counting on you.
Alright, brace. Here we go, boys. Here we go, boys. It's time to kill.
I have a banner.
What the hell?
I have a banner.
What the hell?
I have a banner.
What the hell
I don't know what you're doing.
I can weapon is sword and board
ah
holy shit
Yeah, I'm cat, you better be looting!
He's out here, right?
Where is he?
What the fuck, man?
There he is.
hold on, hold on, I think I'm not doing this crackling, this is actually like a whole
thing, there's so many, I gotta raise the banners, back there,
this
Oh
Oh, sorry excuse for a fight, Doc.
of
I bet you got it here.
This game kind of reminds me of a little bit of Shadow of Mordor, but like a Mordor
I'm pretty cute.
Bring up us! Bring on! Bring on!
Got the fuck back here, you piece of shit.
Alright, I ran out of stamina.
Yeah, I imagine if this game had the Nemesis system, that would be nice.
I am choi choi choi choi choi choi choi choi!!!
got it
I'm gonna die!
Shoot her!
I'm gonna get from there, Village.
That's not what we're losing.
This battlefield is fucking huge.
This is actually like a long ass mission.
These are a horse.
All right, I need the banner here, nor a lot of them.
I'm sure my inventory is full anyways.
I
Alright, where the hell am I bringing this one?
33 meters?
I have no stamina here.
You guys do not help.
Letting these guys attack me?
of
the
I don't know how you can solve the drift on the horse, it kind of just like holds it.
He's dead, he's dead.
Yeah man.
Hey!
Can I be of help?
Oh, Greymate.
We're not Tarnac's emulnered soldiers.
Could you-
Oh!
Thanks.
Oh, God!
I mean, let me defame him.
Alright, doesn't like me.
Ow. You have to completely leave this area. Do any moves. It did look kind of like Tater.
We didn't see it.
Someone said there's 80 bosses in this game.
My survivor only killed like 5.
There he is!
Ah, got him!
Come on, bruh!
Horse!
Who the fuck are you, man?
Hey, hey, hey, we're gonna go, we're gonna go, we're gonna go!
Oh wait, the horse doesn't carry him?
Fuck that man, he's heavy as shit!
Alright, here I go.
Yeah, I should have freed those soldiers, right?
I think my bags are full, so the cat can't loot anything else.
What the fuck is the road up here?
You should not have done that.
Yeah, the way these guys point their weapons, they don't trust me.
They're all so hostile. Look at them.
Aw, not this group here, though.
There you go.
I've got one of your wounded.
Turn it!
I'll thank you enough.
Right. I just came to bed.
But there's no left.
Oh shit. Just make it work.
Well, this is gray, mate.
We owe you a debt.
It's not much, but we'd like to help.
We have set up small camps throughout the battlefield.
Just like this one.
We can help you re-supply there.
Supply stopped by anytime.
Sounds good, brother.
There's still so much here
All right, we gotta travel 400 to the other spot
What the shit about?
Oh
that's me how we destroying this
There's anything to burn here.
Wait, you can burn wagons in this game? I didn't know you could do that. You can actually burn a shit ton of stuff in this game.
I mean, it's wood. I didn't know you could do that.
I thought mainly...
What?
That is a strong wagon.
Oh, really?
How fucking did I miss?
Oh, Greymane!
Greymane, you're welcome, Sight.
We're expecting more fucking black bears.
There seems to be no end to them, and they keep coming.
Aye, we'll be in overrun by the bastards.
Now we've got rid of their supplies, we should target the fort.
I know that's the best course of action, but their numbers are too great.
It will be difficult, with our forces alone destroying their strongholds is almost
impossible. They stationed their men at every bloody outpost. If only Marquis
Lampford were here. Well he's not, but would agree main suffice. You'll help us.
Brilliant. With you on our side, we've got a real chance.
I
Speak with the soldier at the gun site
That's more like it a big ass fucking battle dude
This road should hopefully lead to where I gotta go.
I can't hunt some full copper at a time like this.
What happened, brother?
Oh, nice timing.
He earned us a hunt.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Lift the barrel.
The barrel? Sure.
Oh, fuck! My bad!
Oh, that's a sick shot.
Well done.
Thank you. You're amazing.
My work, you look good, isn't you?
yeah what if this is about like you who then finally everyone's like damn he
should be the king well shit if this guy doesn't become the king of the land
after this trip I don't want to tell you man the cannon and ready yourself
I don't know how those guys not the king after all this watch towers and fire
Well, you actually have to aim at the watchtowers?
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Next!
Yeah, one more there it is
great and absolutely incredible thank you bro thank you to the castle by the way
best grab some whiskey now let us know where to lay down our cannon fire
I hope I show some hot honor down that throat.
There's a side quest in this game that doubles your Dispatch Mission Awards rewards.
What?
You get the item and all your dispatch it gives you double everything
I saw that I have to hit F2 and put that arrows on or something.
If you just listen to what I hear, it's awesome.
Wait a minute, did I miss a creature?
That's him, why are you here?
No, that's fair. We have a situation.
One of our men was nabbed by black bears.
More like left for dead.
I told you it was an ambush.
Oh, that's a convenient excuse, that is.
I'm telling the truth.
If only it's...
He's just gonna leave him.
I mean, he's probably killing himself.
I told you, we don't stand a chance on our own.
And how are we supposed to fight that monster?
Well, who do you believe? Go on. We'll both of you shutsies. I'm the only one being realistic
My apologies. You alright?
No one here is in their right mind.
Oh, I'm good. Who's your possession?
Oh, I'm the Japanese!
I'm the Japanese!
Oh, there's not their base right there
Whistling arrows
I
Safety devices installed
What bitch
We're in.
uh
What the fuck?
No!
Who the hell was that?
,
is the slayers
and school
has said
I
Mean we've been looking for you. They've reached out to things is using some strange weaponry
Don't worry about me. Hurry
All right
What the hell happened what do you mean black bear battle weapons?
What?
What strange weapons are we talking of here?
I-
Oh, shit!
What the hell?
What was that on the run though?
Oh
The rangers off
Oh
I like this is here
one over here.
Crazy hell!
I have the bollies in this game.
If you speck into it, it's really good.
The initial shot feels like there's no way on it. You can't even see the arrow.
Mammoth Armand Ant, now we go to the main castle.
Delphi Castle! Man! That castle is ours. Brace!
I
Oh, shit, U-Bak!
Oh, God!
Those were...
Is this where he is?
He found the third character.
Let's go and stick it out, also.
And Stefan?
He's trying to take it back.
Won't be easy, once they're against him.
Head for the castle when you're done here.
Alright.
Holy shit.
Oh
Holy shit
I thought we were gonna keep this guy's ass, but it's Lanford.
I got one tapped here.
Is that my horse?
Whoa.
Boss fight.
Oh look.
Clearly a boss fight.
No repair.
I
Brace
Oh, shit.
Oh, I'm gonna take that.
I'm gonna sell that weapon friend
I
Fucking hate you in the face. Oh
You're lucky one more time one more time one more time
Is this your pillow, bro? Is this your pillow? It's about to hit you right in the face.
Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here.
Walk!
One more time, one more time.
Oh, you're fucked now, you're fucked.
Bro!
How are you so good at dodging?
How
Oh my god, okay.
I'm gonna have to take that back.
That's like pencil.
I'm gonna have my cat pick that up, actually.
Where did he go, Joey?
I felt cut!
He dealt with?
Aye.
Good.
That's over then?
Mostly.
That was the last of them.
Well done.
There was a hard one down there.
Milord! A message!
Milord!
The remaining enemy forces are fleeing north.
We'll hunt them down.
Cliff, on behalf of the Shields,
likes the beacon of victory.
And when all's said and done,
let's have a drink.
There it is.
This guy have any extra stuff though. I'm pretty sure I'm wait. Lopey hasn't been picking up anything
Did my bad Lopey what the fuck are you doing?
Start looting boy. There's got to be some good shit in here
Tell me this guy doesn't have like a random ass
Insane loot around here now
nothing. It's a pretty cool place. It's a sick-looking castle. We're not really a castle. This is
looks like his chamber or some shit.
Bring me there.
Use the new shield.
I really like my shield.
I really think my shield is better.
I like mine better.
hard thing to call just means you're still alive and I'm grateful for it
in terms of drip minus mine looks better the beacons a little far out we've
better ride there. Come on.
Let's move.
Secured the castle.
I thought Calphate was done for.
Dealing with Deminus alone was hard enough before the Black Bears came along.
And with the Traitor appearing on top of that.
If it weren't for you and the Marquis, Calphate would be lost.
There was a victory for all of us.
No need to be so modest.
Steel clashing on steel.
Arrows whistling past.
Artillery shells bursting.
All of it still ringing in my ears.
All the screams and the cries of my comrades.
I pray that no one ever has to hear such sounds again.
Couldn't agree more.
Her name was blessed the day you appeared in its gates.
And Solomon's hand must have guided you to us.
If you don't mind me asking, we'll be staying in Calvade.
With my comrades returned this time, I set out again.
A shame.
It was an honor to fight beside you.
You'll be hunting the Black Grads now, then?
If anyone can take them, it's the Grey Banes.
Call on us.
Should you ever need our aid?
You better fucking answer, bro. Just shake your whole kingdom looks like we're almost there
We're going to a beacon right now, is it just to light the beacon saying that we freed the land
Yeah, the story is all right. I actually don't know what the fuck is going on
We're like helping. I don't know how we know these guys are the good guys, but we're basically helping
Against black bears, which I assume is just banded. So these are all noble people who are living in the kingdom
who need help against bandit massive groups I think that's kind of it and the
gray man you're just like basically the police you're just like good heroes who
help individuals in the land here we are this is just you're just good guys
helping yeah the black bears I'm hunting in the beginning of the game that
was the group that killed me
yes
why do you have powers
I don't know if they explained that yet you just randomly have magical powers
but then a lot of people in this realm have magical powers
so I think it's just part of the land
how we revived I don't know I don't think it's that deep it's probably just like
some shit
actually lighting the tower
okay
We'll be going then.
You've done us a great service.
Let's get moving.
All right.
We're coming.
Okay.
Wait, he doesn't join us?
Isn't he the third main character?
You think it'd be more like, holy shit, Unka?
Bro, you're alive!
That's where I like, meh, whatever.
Because if you hit F3 or F1 you still can't play them.
Are you telling me there's five champions in this game eventually? What the fuck?
This game is fucking huge man. Like I don't even know how you're supposed to beat this game.
BLC, speak with your comrades.
more HP or do I upgrade my left clicker Reno?
Ignore super armor and send enemies flying.
Nature's Echo seems wicked strong.
I don't know how to use it,
but this literally replicates your attacks,
creates an illusion.
How do you create the illusion?
It seems insane.
how do you create it though it's automatic you just attack what that seems
so good but you have to do those skills you have to do some of these skills
though. Alright, speak with your comrades. Oh, maybe I should have seen if there was
of court here.
Little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little.
Alright.
Let's see.
How you guys doing?
All right, let's see
How you guys doing you again what surprise another bowl
What do you see you I've been thinking
We stunk the bears in Cal fade right? Why don't we check my car land next year?
Cliff I arrived later than I expected
Finally get your ass over here
Have a seat. Have a bowl of stew
So, take the weight off, come on.
And use a pylon.
The jackals are strutting around like they own the place.
Not the black bears.
Yeah, those bad cunts handed it to them on the play.
Look, they've finally grew some balls.
Good.
I'll be needing something to crush when I get to him.
Right, our contact in Pylon wants to meet.
Where?
The shrine.
Where else?
Hey, pig-guy! You don't clean up gal phase!
Good to see you.
You're here.
Sit down.
You're in for a treat.
Same stew as always.
We've earned a peaceful meal.
Everyone's finally back.
Time to meet some old faces.
And set the world's scores.
Music to my ears.
You two have a big ol' ga!
Something tells me Luka has insane melee and kick attacks.
Chapter 7 You know, technically there's no main villain
in the game.
So far.
Please, God, thank you!
I'm teaching you how to get on foot!
I just...
Other than the Bear Clan.
But there's gotta be someone who's the leader of the Bear Clan.
There's just a bunch of fucks to wear bear bells.
the
the actual case that was the leader he's underwhelming he was just like a fat guy in a bear costume
and I was the leader and
All right, we just chat one sec. I gotta go to the bathroom old
What's keeping you
Was keeping it
What's keeping ya?
What's keeping it?
What's keeping you?
What's keeping it?
What's keeping you?
Who's keeping it?
What's keeping it?
Who's keeping it?
Wash keep it here.
What's keeping you?
Alright, sorry about that chat.
Umm...
Let me see here.
What's keeping you?
Motherfucker, I wanna talk to this guy.
He really wants to go on a horseback ride.
You just keep saying that?
I was taking a shit in my mind.
Fucker! That's what was keeping me.
Whoa! What the hell?
Uh... what?
Shackles, black pears, they're all meat and then banana bleed.
What are we, what was that?
Yeah, just no smoke.
It's like fast traveled, mate. Weird.
I smell smoke? I don't see any smoke.
Oh, there it is. Barely bellowing.
Yeah, the black bears kinda seem like bitch-ass villains, that's my only problem, like they're
just fucking wild men who wear bear pelts, like they're just savages.
They seem kind of like...
They're like two heads.
They're literally two heads.
Wolfie, I swear to God, he always out.
Check the information on the shrine.
the shrine. Wait, silver or? What the hell? Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Like this?
Oh there's a letter in there.
The Jackals and the Ludwig's Command have seized control of the Pallialloon region until
covers that faction, and Bagan is currently preparing a counter offensive. We need to
establish contact with them to get an accurate read of the situation, and there has been
multiple runs of colonies, residents being forced to take it on undisclosed location.
The area is under happy deserves by both the Jackals and the Blackbears. The Jackals
in the black bears these fucking football ass team names go to banana man yeah the main
bill is the guy that kicked you off the hill honestly he he is also kind of a potato
The game seems like they're the villain your strength and your magic seems so much stronger than just like a fucking
Groot
Is your main villain this looks nice here?
So there must be another villain after that
This is beautiful here
I don't think anybody's going for the plot right
Oh. Speak to comrades who've arrived first.
I get your point, but charging in won't do us any good.
We need to assess the situation first.
All we need to do is lop off Ludwig's smug fucking head.
Simple as that.
It's simple but still we ought to be patient or maybe you're just a spineless sack of shit
Watch your tongue
Good thing going a long time if we're to fight we need to know exactly what we're up against
And now you're barking orders like you're running the bloody show I
Was gonna scout their camp anyway never said we should charge in blind
I think Pailin will have to be the same.
Oi! You got something to say?
We didn't say nothing!
Come on! Where are you going?
Leave us alone.
I think we can solve every problem by barreling in head first like a damn bore.
Yeah, did you just say?
You want to see how a real ball charges your cheeky fuck mother fucker?
No problem.
Eh?
Pack it in.
Both of you.
Did you hear the way he just fucking talked to me?
I heard. But we don't have time for this. We'll need everyone against the Jackals.
Fighting allies comes first. Settle your grudges later.
So everyone's just lining up to lecture me now? Is that it?
Fine. Fuck it. You lot can use those big brains to track them without me.
Hey, forget it.
Everyone's on the edge.
Hard not to be.
Unca.
You're a homeland in ruins.
Unca, Bunker.
First, we track down the jackals.
Everything else can wait.
My father, Bunker, first of his name.
Name me, Unca.
He said Unka Bunka, was a warrior's name.
What is this? Talk to the drunk man.
Your armor kinda ruins the immersion.
Oh, your budget!
It's like a little two-driffing.
the
of the
one
of the palm strike your right in the belly
is nothing
nothing happened
Oh man!
Enjoying the day?
Yeah actually I need some food bruh-da-da!
You'll find it useful.
280 HP. That's all it takes, bruh. Naira and Andrew. I am. I didn't hide it in his head.
Are we abandoned, Peeloo? Don't have anything to do with us!
Fucking cowards! They just stood there when we bled.
I'll go beat some scents into them.
Naira, don't even. You'll only make things worse.
So we're supposed to just let ourselves get shat on?
Mm-hmm. But I'd have dragged Marius along if I'd known people would shut us out like this.
Then at least we could eavesdrop on their conversations.
It's over here.
He's dropped on Vayne and Villager's conversations.
Don't lose yourself.
Don't make my life a misery.
Don't you, brother, I'm just silly.
what's going through his mind at a time like this seems he's got plenty to keep
him busy down in the command line the right area should pay him a visit soon
Oh my god, Lofi, it just gave up my cover, man.
Where'd he go?
Lofi!
How do you do that sword attack again where you freeze in the air and then go horizontal?
Buddy, move your shit.
Worf guard.
Stop!
Stop! I just walked right back.
Okay.
I think I found it.
My key is required.
Really bad.
The fuck out the way, man?
Why are you actually supposed to buy a key?
I think it just needs a general key.
I think this just needs a general key.
many unfamiliar faces I'll have to keep watch hold not just anyone walks in here speak your
purpose oh the truth this is the ladder that keeps our town fed be gone if you've got no
business here bro I even told you the truth man I told you the fucking truth I'm gonna
I tell you the truth again.
Aye.
Just make sure you don't do anything to arouse further suspicion.
Oh!
This is the larder that keeps our town fed.
Be gone if you've got no business here.
Honesty does not win here.
Where'd you hear that?
Secret society layer.
Be that as it may, I still can't let you in.
Mysterious faction of Unbanan.
Okay, we're just-
Okay, buddy.
This fucking thing!
Fucking!
Just make sure you don't do anything to arouse further suspicion
Find a way to may contact with the secret organization to find a clue about the mysterious faction
All right, we need more clues
Don't you use drop back here again or something?
Come on me bro, I'm just chillin here.
Looks like I have to listen to them or something.
the jackal stirred up trouble again just a couple of days back the jackal stirred up
trouble again just a couple of days back oh really and we must put an end to those
Jackals give me more more
It's time for the blue fans to make their move
Come on now, I saw them slipping into the underground
Come on post you think we're up to something
There it is
We should be able to enter now
Hold! Not just anyone walks in here.
Well, we talked two seconds ago.
Speak your purpose.
We spoke a while ago.
Wait, what?
It made me go right to the truth.
Hold! Not just anyone walks in here.
I can't-
Speak your purpose.
I saw there was nothing.
This town's under the protection of the blue fangs.
Have you heard?
Outsiders aren't welcoming, Paloon.
Maybe now I'll have a new lie or something?
You're not welcome here either.
Even though it's technically the truth.
Ah, so you've been poking around again, have you?
There are only two reasons someone comes looking for us.
Leader of the Blue Fangs.
Without looking your eye, I see where you're after.
I can't bring a total stranger before Captain Paul is.
I'll need permission. Wait here.
Oh my God, it worked!
Alright, I'll wait.
I just make sure you don't do anything to arouse further suspicion what are you gonna
Can I go talk to him?
He's simple!
Good night!
Hey ladies, you can talk. Don't mind me. Don't mind me. All right, I'm going to fuck
you, dammit. God fucking dammit.
Is there something wrong with how I look?
Should be good here.
I dream of it I dream of him still I dream of him still the jackals murdered him
I'm sure of it. He's scheming vengeance on the jackals as we speak
What?
Maybe it's my position.
Where is Torstein? I haven't seen him about.
I think he's down in the underground command post.
There it is. Find a way to make contact. This should be it.
Alright asshole, you're such a good guard.
just anyone walks in here.
Hold!
Speak your purpose.
Not just anyone walks in here.
Without looking your eye,
I see where you're after.
I can't bring a total stranger
before Captain Paul is.
I'll need permission.
Wait here.
Well, how do you say this
and doesn't move?
I just make sure you don't do
Okay, apparently it's a lie even though I used the card.
But I had no choice but to be wary.
Forgive me, you can go on and head down.
Okay, there it is.
Fucking finally, back up, bitch.
Back up, bro!
What, shitwaltz?
Do that again, I dare you.
I can throw this at you?
You're lucky I can't throw this at you.
piece of shit out of my way man
I got in my way dude
all right what is down here Jackals black bears all this in the end who goes
there how did you find this place I'm looking for Torstein black bear space
way than he. Easy now. Stow your blades and step back. Well, well, it's a long time.
Forgive them. We're all on edge these days. It's fine. You've had yourself well. We
can't risk exposing our location to anyone. Ah, you've arrived. Indeed. Your timing
and couldn't be better. We've been devising a plan to reclaim Pailun. Those black-beared
bastards have been snatching folks, sending them to who knows where. Rescuing the prisoners
is our utmost priority. We've already figured out whether being held captive will you
join us right you can take care of the situation in the mountains okay go in good like the
beacon once you're done
Follow the soldier
That's an honor creamy I'll take you from here
Hey, you just mark it on my map the remiss of the green means gathering again
I really is good to see you all back in pay learn
Now why are you fucking why are you talking shit about my drip right I could have put on the deluxe armor and call to the day
All right, this is found in game
This is found in game right now this will deluxe shit
Now with juggles and black bears around every bend, the moon hasn't gone in quiet day.
Especially the black bears.
I've been trying to track where they keep the captives, each time we approach the kelwan,
the corpses are warning messed up man try the more covertly but they sniffed
us out immediately we're dead with each attempt we feared we'd lose them all
before long you're available that's the first hoping hard holding the captives
at the beacon tower halfway up so the silver wolf mountain alright hold that
I swear if you just follow the roads in this game you find all the sealed abyss crystals
Our artifacts the roads have all of them
Yeah
Jackals are on constant patrol
Luckily a vendor path that keeps out the jackals
Follow it, and we can reach our destination unseen.
Torstein trusted me to get you there in one piece.
Is this next-gen graphics?
Um, no it's not, but it has its moments so just looking very, very nice.
The reflections with the view distance is insane sometimes.
It does a lot of very very interesting things.
What are you taking me bro?
Oh, we're going going.
The charcoal spot, yeah, I shout that I think of the consequences
This is a stealth mission dreaming, but that is another way I'm probably gonna cut them down, bro
Get there without giving them reason to sacrifice more innocent souls
He led me here and it's still 700 meters, buddy, worse fucking shit.
What?
It's over there!
Climb up a tower.
I still don't know where the mushrooms are now.
I swear I can shoot those towers and they will fall.
I'll reunite you.
Where is this bitch?
Go right next to G.
Get her!
This is what he's done for.
Run for it!
what the hell was the guy covering this shit?
That was the guy. Yeah, he had the same movesay. It was more like a mini boss. More of a mini
Hey boss.
Hey, no one died.
Insane stealth.
Shit.
Chat, I'm gonna chill here.
I will be on on Friday to continue the game
unless something else comes out, but I don't think so.
Chat, thank you guys for chilling.
I just got a bounce bounce here.
Thank you guys for chilling GGs all around people.
Thank you for watching next stream Friday.
You guys enjoy the rest of your night.
People follow the channel, follow Twitter, all of that stuff.
Thank you guys for chilling with me.
Enjoy the rest of your night.
I will see you on Friday.
We will be doing some Sunday as well.
And we will be going from there.
Gee, geez chat.
Thank you for chilling.
Yes, indeed.
Goodbye chat.
Peace out.