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Oh seven people a lot of scants me are we good all that fun stuff chat how you guys doing
what up what up for our day for our day yes she is I guess doing yep I guess do a chat
what up Sunday we will be doing sub Sunday I saw man the gray zone warfare
update bro I saw it man I don't are you guys are you underselling it I mean are
you overselling it right now I don't know man I feel like it's still pop
probably potato not like it might be good but I bet it's still not quite
there. Like I think it's worth waiting.
Stated to K3 announcement or is it like truly time to go back?
Is it time to go back? I was like, I'll wait till 1.0.
Does the UI still look like this? I'll leave it at that.
Yeah, I'm gonna wait for that hold up. Oh shit wait
Oh wait hold up. Oh, yeah, hold up YouTube is messed up. Hey, oh, you know there's a
consistent one K to a subsunday sometimes it's 2k viewers on YouTube. It's actually a damn
bro. I mean, shit, bro. That's kind of cool. 2k bots. I mean, maybe, but damn.
YouTube video is better than here. Yeah, depending on the chat.
It's pretty good, dude. It's pretty nice, actually. I don't think YouTube would actually even go over
a thousand to be honest so sometimes seeing it hit 2k it's pretty crazy man. Can you actually play
SNBOX right now? Yeah I mean Twitch chat is going to be better but you know I see why people choose
YouTube as well it's it's a worthy multi-platform. Okay so yes there's a higher concurrent player
account. That's good. That's good. What do you do now? What has changed, bro? What has
changed? Give me a TLDR, bro. Set lit to me. Because I don't, I'm holding because I don't
want to be underwhelmed. I still remember this game and I saw potential, but I don't want
go back just yet. April 2nd, like it's cool that the player base is going up. That's a good thing.
That's good. That's good. That's cool. Of course, read the patch notes. I don't care that much to
read like a thousand fucking patch notes, you know?
Launch trailer, that's what I'm looking for.
Let me see here, let me see here, let me look at these.
I will determine based off of this a sheet.
5 minutes left.
Ramon.
After 8 minutes,
the island was evacuated and quarantined.
Ramon!
You can't be skilled.
But out here,
you're unknown.
Nobody trusts a new name.
So you gain the trust.
Now, when a job goes bad...
...you won't quit.
Fuck.
You won't stop.
Tell it's not done.
Yeah, the thing is like the game never looked bad and the map was cool, but then it was
just kind of like whatever to play.
And mom, her spectre is a free man.
Yeah, like, it never looked bad.
It never looked bad, dude.
Like, that's why when it came out, it was like, oh, shit.
I remember these devs, they made like a mobile game
to fund this game that they wanted to make.
So it's like, you know, hold up, I will see are these first reactions, like what are we
talking about?
Oh, they got like the content creator reactions.
Nah, bruh.
Chad, give me a one minute, hold up.
you
You need a gaming chair with a bidet?
Nah, man.
What are you doing, man?
What are you doing, bro?
I want some fucking shit stew hovering his ass over all day.
Where is that shit?
Is that connected to the fucking drain?
You got a kind of, you can get a plumber
to connect your chair.
Gamer diaper with RGB.
Max Payne 3 Wasteland Bites 1.0. Yeah, I still don't know if I'm trying this, bro. That wasn't convincing enough.
There's four dev blogs.
I could just try it, man. I could. Why not? The long, dark, final chapter. Let me read some
shit here. What's going on? Let me see. Hold on. There's some other stuff. What else has happened?
What else has happened?
The new update for Arc?
I haven't, but like, I would try the new Arc game mode to go back.
I would.
It looked like it was a, like a potential fun game mode.
You are game mode is nonstop a fighting so you never get a chance to loot the person
you killed.
You gotta clear the whole map.
What about CS2?
I'll do a game of CS2 eventually.
You know, I usually round out the stream with a match or two.
Come on, my last match was good, dude.
It's all downhill from here now.
I saw, I have this game wishlisted sandcastle.
Chad, I'm making some steaks tonight, bro.
I need, I actually already know what to do, unless there's like a unique, easy recipe,
TLDR, two fucking minutes long, that enhances it.
Other than that, salt, pepper, butter, garlic, that's it.
Unless there's something else that enhances a boom-boom to sirloins, make sure you let them get to room temp. Yeah, all that. It's more like enhancing it further.
Rosemary and thyme with the garlic. Is it worth it? Does it actually make that big of a difference?
New look at earth.
Microwave it? That's disgusting, man. There it is. Yeah, there's way more insane. Oh,
this looks like someone just took this shit on the iPhone or something. One of the astronauts.
There it is, man. There it is.
God damn.
It's so easy to get deep about Earth.
It's like, oh shit, you know how we're like on a rock floating through space, by the way.
And there's like stars and planets and shit everywhere.
But here we are.
Just like in doing nothing of that caliber of thinking.
Come on dude, it's like just whatever you gotta just you just focus on what's in front of you
but then it's like well we're right here man look at this shit crazy play universe
sandbox. You can see the northern lights top right. Oh, whoa, dude. Whoa, that's actually
sick, man. I actually didn't even see the aura around Earth. God damn. What is this?
Is this just like a what is this supposed to be? I've even noticed the lights right
there. Is that the sun just shining there it's just hitting that spot or is it
our shield dude what if this is this looks like a blue shield it looks like
we've been it looks like the it's interrupted but now we're taking damage
here. We got over shield here and here this is also taking damage.
Hey, yeah, man. That's film not real.
Bro, come on, man. Come on, brother.
I watched Mario Galaxy Earth was on it.
This is 100% fake.
All right, man.
How damaged that?
That's what I'm talking about.
Dumbass humor.
Is where we're at.
I bet that's what it was about, the copium, dude, the copium.
But that's how you get by.
I just rewatched all of Harry Potter movies. The show is cooked. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
You take the Millennials fucking dude, oh my god.
You take one of the biggest cultural, every, the, oh my god, dude, Harry Potter is so fucking
big in terms of people, Millennials is goddamn growing up, you're taking their childhood.
I feel like Harry Potter was more impactful to youth entertainment.
I was going to say the Star Wars.
I was going to say but now I'm battling it in my mind but Harry Potter was fucking insane.
Star Wars?
Yes.
no one's denying it's fucking Star Wars.
It's been going on for a long ass time.
They can keep telling you stories in the universe,
but Harry Potter was like, insane.
You know, with a conclusion,
I swear to God, bro, every single millennial,
Harry Potter was like, number one.
Come on, dude. Of course, load of the rings as well.
But yee, because girls loved Harry Potter. Yeah, I guess it didn't matter.
Star Wars was definitely a lot more tailored towards.
Yes, it definitely Harry Potter was definitely more than a matter. It's just very youth, just youth, a youth audience.
Pokemon more influential on millennial childhood.
Yeah, I mean, sure, of course, there's no denying that Harry Potter is just different though, man. Harry Potter.
You still have to be a gamer for Pokemon Harry Potter hit like everybody didn't matter who
It didn't matter what you did
You could you could play Pokemon is still like Harry Potter. You could fucking play sports still like Harry Potter is more
Then diagram it hit everybody's fucking circle
It's it's definitely a lot harder of a show to reboot or a movie to then bring to a show with a new cast
That's just I don't know mad
It's to in people's brains
It's like trying to it feels like you're trying to rewrite a memory
Maybe I'm being too it's not that deep right it's a fucking movie in a book
Andy Serkis confirms Aragorn is being recast with Lord of the Rings, the hunt for Gollum.
gonna play a different role. That movie is still kind of just like alright dude I'm
being sure. There's no one hyped for that movie.
There's no one hyped it's just like you know what we love Lord of the Rings
we're gonna fucking watch it. No one asked for it but we're gonna go and watch
it because we goddamn like that. I say you got golem okay we got Lord of the
rings golem the game. It's pure money grab. Yeah. I guess at the same time, what other
hard to bring a new big fantasy story to life. When you already have Lord of the Rings, the book
readers, and then make me into a movie so everybody knows the fantasy world, the basics of the fucking
world, it's a lot easier to then just like build on it even though you know it's not going to be as
compared to a brand new universe that actually hits.
Yeah, Dune is different though, man.
Dune, yes, yes, Dune, they pulled it off.
Dune pulled it off.
I think Dune is good, but Dune is...
There I say, Dune is good, but it's better in the theaters.
Dune is good, but it's super cinematic.
Like you need that
Dune hit
It's a lot easier to rewatch
Dune isn't like a massive rewatch compared to how some of the other
Trilogies will be rewatched Dune will be like that's worth watching. It wouldn't always be worth a rewatch
Same with avatar sure
Who the fuck rewashes avatar?
No one's ever like, oh my god, I'm gonna rewash avatar.
Well, that person, you know, you don't really,
that person doesn't, they get their own TV.
All right, bro, go wash your new fucking phone.
Dune cured my insomnia.
Okay, bro.
I didn't know Fury Road.
Nice, Matt.
Nice, Brown. Yeah, where do you play SN Box? Why do you guys keep mentioning it? I thought this comes out way later, unless there's a...
Uh, what do you call it, like an alpha or a play test?
I would totally try this out. Yes.
You need to request dev access.
You need to go to their site.
But can you stream it?
Can you stream it?
Mr. Dan, I'm a streamer.
Therefore, I need access.
All will fall.
How the link me the fuck inside, brah, login with steam.
Hold up, hold up.
No way, no way this is instant access.
You still rocking Crimson Desert?
I did not play it yesterday.
I'm still on chapter 10.
Click above to add developer to your Steam library.
Oh wait, you just instantly get it?
Done? Oh, shit, bro. Really? Let's see how this works.
Okay, okay.
It's been available for dev access for years. It's not worth playing until release. Is that true? Can anyone confirm?
His mother puckers are bringing this shit up like it's worth this is rare.
I wish it ended at chapter 8, chapter 9 plus is rough.
Oh really? I thought it was going to get better and better.
It kind of falls off of a cliff.
One guy, it does get better.
I
Gonna check out gray zone. What do you guys think should I just check it out for an hour? See if it's any good
Why not I could just play a bunch of random shit
I could just play it. I honestly why not let's see let's fucking see
Let's fucking see
Is this sandbox oh my god, it's literally sandbox lol
I was calling it s and box and it was not clicking until you said that
Sam box by the way
All right, what is all will fall?
Ow.
Did I play this?
All will fall is a post apocalyptic survival city builder where every structure can collapse.
In a dying world overtaken by the ocean, your mission is to grow a small settlement into
to a sprawling colony and lead it to prosperity.
Build massive, intricate cities
and create a space construction system.
Manage resources, logistics, and production.
Navigate the needs of multiple factions,
each with unique, useful traits.
Make difficult political decisions
and decide the future of the last bastion of humanity.
Go down in history as a kind ruler,
What causes that to happen?
Okay, I do not believe one guy has 727 fucking hours in this game.
That's fucking bullshit.
No way.
Okay, let's all be real.
I get it.
Release trailer, hype it up.
Fuck no, 727.
This could be a good ass game.
Holy shit.
fucking way your lies lies I don't believe it I don't believe it it's the
dev excluding the dev man okay excluded there's no way there's no way this could
be the greatest game ever and like 50 hours
did you check out the last caretaker the last caretaker was a good survival
game. That one was a surprisingly good survivor game. Yeah, this was actually a really cool
game. I would I would revisit this. Once at 1.0's, but it was so good in early access.
It surprised me. I thought it was going to be shit, and it was like way better than I
thought. 17,000 hours in arc 700 is nothing. These are all the reviews. No one has 727 hours.
Can you sort by hours?
Like most time...
700 in a demo?
Oh yeah, it would have to be on the demo page.
True.
Yeah, it would have to be under the demo.
Alright, hold on, let me see here. State of Decay 3. I closed out of this.
State of the game is weird. I swear the first game was really good and then the second game they
potatoed and now well they're doing a third game.
Why are you not letting me copy and paste this? What the fuck?
Um okay.
Let's just drop. Let's just like a drop. Hold up.
Any survivors out there?
Oh, it's too really good now.
Can you hear me?
It's too wicked again.
This is Grant Fitzgerald from the Undead Labs onclaved in Seattle.
And I'm broadcasting this message to the State of Decay community
to give you an update on State of Decay 3.
Is it worth going back and playing?
Over the last few years, most of the team's been doing updates for Stated to K2.
The rest of us have been creating cool for Stated to K3.
We've been keeping a close eye on what you liked about Stated to K2.
Man, what you didn't.
We've read your feedback on Discord.
We've watched your gameplay clips and live streams on YouTube.
We just got three of them, baby!
And through it all, we've seen how powerful and tight-knit this community is.
That's all you gotta do, guys.
It became clear the community is survival and that we need your help
And if you've made it this far great because starting next month
We'll be hosting a series of awful play tests with the community
Listen i'm not going to spoil this game good
I can't say that it will feature four player co-op some new base building and resource strategies
And a whole lot of combat if scavenging supplies in the middle of a zombie outbreak sounds there are many zombie games
pack some mags and head over to our website to find more information and register for a chance to
include in the outfit. The community is just a good sandbox. Don't worry, we'll keep your name on
the list and have plenty of other opportunities for you throughout the year. We'll be sharing more
updates like this throughout development to keep you up to date on what's new, what we're learning
and let you know about more opportunities to join the fun.
one. Thank you again for your support and your
yeah, it's more like seven days to die. More information about state of the game with you.
Remember, community is survival. Oh god.
I found the review on the demo page holy shit man it's real alright you know what this person
fucking loves the game. Alright, respect. 727 hours. One review, but recommended. God
Oh my god, oh shit.
Oh, shit.
Um, our creators got drops, don't they always have drops?
I'm seeing if there's anything else that is new. I don't see anything else.
Hold up. Hold up. I'm thinking we do sandbox, see if it's any good. It might be too early
to play. We're going to do some, oh yeah, let me download Greyzone. Let me just try it.
Let me just fucking try it. All right. Let me just see. Every motherfucker talking about
this update. Let me see. I'll try to kill one guy in PvP.
Stone shard update. This game. I played for 1.5 hours.
Update? Oh, it's an early access.
March 26th. Yeah, this is one of those games I'd rather just wait for 1.0, brother.
Pristala?
This game is about a cat with a sword.
Interesting, okay.
Has this guy even combined two watermelons and Suica?
Oh, fuck you, motherfucker. Yes, I actually have.
I have experienced that before.
Actually, I have.
Prove it. Go look at the fucking mod. It's there, bro. It's there.
I have proof, motherfucker.
Look at the sweep of odds.
It's happened not many times, but sometimes it's happened.
I definitely have.
Okay, I definitely have.
Ah, yeah, where are we going, Chad?
What are we doing here?
Let's see, let's see.
Also, what is the next game?
Now that Crimson Desert, Crimson Desert was great, dude.
Solid fucking game.
I still think it was the biggest wild card of the year.
I don't think there will be another wild card.
Usually games when you see that much coverage, you think the game is going to be bad.
Nope. Good shit.
Next game, Samson.
Samson is a wild card, but they're not advertising the living shit out of it.
But probably because their marketing budget is way smaller. I hope they pull this game off.
This will be fun. If they pull it off, we'll be good shit. I'm in the mood to play something like those two.
We shall see. Oh damn, five days? Oh fuck yeah, this comes out next week.
Wednesday? Yeah, I'll be playing this.
Um, and then...
What else comes out?
Replaced.
They delayed this.
Oh shit, April 14th. This is the new date. Yeah, this is definitely gonna be fucking awesome. I hope they uh
Made the combat a little better
I remember the combat wasn't like the game was wicked good, but the combat felt a little
Locked
I remember that was the only thing from the demo
I don't really care about this game honestly the demo was like all right but um yes I will
I probably won't do a playthrough of this game.
I don't see it.
What else?
Sarah's on the 28th?
Oh yeah, that's only on PlayStation 5.
So I have to use my PlayStation this month.
We're gonna console this month.
We're gonna console mouse PI for hire.
Is that a...
Yeah, I was like, I was like loading up my PlayStation. Okay, I think it's still on from when the that's right. If I load up my PlayStation, I think it's my best landing to pause menu.
This game is going to be interesting.
I am down to a degree.
You know what, if this game plays like Bioshock, or if this game plays kind of like you can
pick up every, yeah, if this plays like Bioshock and it doesn't just rely on the art style,
it'll be a good game.
Where it's more like you pick up every item, it like just fucking plays well.
But I'm not sure here.
This one's like, it could be sick.
I hope they pull this shut off.
Vampire Crawlers is on the 26th.
This was a good demo.
I actually enjoyed this take on Vampire Survivors.
I didn't know how many of you guys tried the demo.
I thought this was actually pretty damn fun.
Yeah, this was a good, these guys, yeah, this was actually pretty fun.
Into the Unwell, yeah, this was kind of just like a game game, whatever, man.
This is just the dopamine hit.
Oh yeah, this game, I remember, I got access and there is an NDA on it.
There's no release date for this.
I was going to play it, but it was NDA.
Morbid Metal is April 8th.
This comes out the same day as Samson.
I tried the demo for this.
It was like, OK.
Like, it was kind of a cool game.
but I would rather play Samson and if that game sucks then I would try this again.
Yeah.
Morbid Metal is a fast-paced, bulk-light, hack and slash that is built on tense,
combo-driven combat. You play as an advanced AI trapped inside a deadly simulation.
Your mission exploits beautiful and brutal iterations, grows stronger and prove your worth to your creator.
You'll control up to 3 characters. It's a bit like switching weapons in a shooter, except here you're switching full on playstyles.
Each character has their own unique combat style and accessibility, which are locked as you explore the simulation.
You can even chain attacks between different characters.
Start with Vector to quickly dispatch enemies, switch to Flux for Flurry of Pits, and finish
your combo with Echo Special Attack.
Oh, this looks alright.
You're considering each playstyle will be essential, as you'll face a variety of powerful
enemies each with their own attack patterns and weaknesses.
And at the end of every biome, we'll face all of them.
It'll be kind of fun, but yeah.
I don't know why this reminds me of that one game,
the God something.
Remember that one game that came out?
It's just kind of like you go into an arena,
you kill some mobs, Godfall.
You kind of just like head into an arena,
you kill some mobs, roguelike, there's boss, you know?
And no one dying of hype to play this, it's kind of going to just be like a game game.
I tried the demo of this game and I was not interested.
I thought it was kind of potato.
I wanted to like this game, but maybe maybe I just wasn't feeling it.
But when I loaded up and there.
Oh yeah, there this game had so much fucking read.
This game had so much reading.
You're like a detective or something.
I don't fucking know, man.
The thing is, with reading in these games is,
there's no fucking way the dialogue is that good
for me to spend the time to read this fuck's letter
that happens to be like constant 300 letter,
like he couldn't fucking put,
just loved writing letters. Reading in games is just so difficult. It is. I just feel like so
much of it is just filler because you get the guy writing it. It's a team of writers to a degree.
This is a double A game. It's a couple of writers. They're not going to be like holy
fuck insane at writing. It has to be like, to the point where you're really going to flood the
zone with so much fucking letters, so many letters and things to read. I don't know, man. I don't
know. That's just me. That's just me. I don't know. It needs to be like really good. The author
needs to be like fucking worth it. That's more of me problem. Yeah, that's just how I see it.
Chat not, you know, so we don't like reading fucking sloppy shit.
You don't even read books. If I really wanted to, I could read a book. But I choose to play video
games for my hobby. If I wanted to, I could pick up a book. But it would have to be a
book actually worth reading. From an author through history that people like study or
something. Something more interesting than a dude who's just like a writer for a game
that's not that fucking interesting, but I need to read his ten shit notes. What? I
I actually think that logic checks out.
I feel like, I don't know.
That's how I see reading.
Give me something like that.
Give me it from an author who is like,
this is fully worth reading.
Yes, dude checks out.
A philosopher.
An author of a fucking subject
where he is super educated in
and you need to read the damn book
to gain actual knowledge and insight,
not entertainment,
potatoly written just to fucking read it.
I can't get immersed as much.
I can't get immersed, I just can't.
It needs to be very particular.
Like if this was a linear game,
you can then hone in the lens on,
Okay, Cthulhu, you got some mob, some villains,
and it all connects, not like fucking 1,000 ass,
dumb ass letters with a story that's really not that good
at the end of the day.
That sounds like a waste of time.
I know a couple of you know what the fuck
I'm talking about.
The others, well, you enjoy fucking reading the shit letters
in these mid-ass games if you enjoy reading in these games.
Am I fucking wrong?
Am I wrong?
You played Sweekout for like three months
and called reading a waste of time.
I did not say that dude, you're a fucking idiot.
That was the most, not what I said.
You just blanket statement.
You literally just blanket statemented.
Nothing.
Now on the guy that reads the letters in the game,
but still that's all he gets from the letter.
The wrong message.
Huge cup of the day in track mania tonight a Red Bull event map tonight
New Lego Batman on May 22nd, I'll try this game
I'm definitely gonna be trying this game
Oh, but it's not on Steam unless this is incorrect.
Oh wait, which one is it?
Oh, this one right here.
That is the longest title for a video game.
May 22nd, that's in a bit though.
We got a bunch of other releases in April before this.
Click on recommendations with your calendar.
I am going to be playing Saros, yes.
Alright boys, let's try out Sandbox. Let's see how we're doing here. Let's see.
Let's see.
All right, and gray zone is done too, I think.
Yes, gray zone is done too.
Lay of the land.
Yeah, we already went over it, bro.
I literally read more than all of you guys daily, okay?
Do you know how much fucking text my shit ass brain
needs to fucking go through?
Where do you think I'm looking?
Where the fuck do you think I'm looking?
Processing.
Do you know how many words I just took in?
Look at this shit, I'm reading it all.
If you play through, Stark after you come in, I'll call you.
Yeah, man, I'm not doing that.
All right, let's see.
box. Gary's mods and rusts. Dead's new game. What do we have? What do we have?
There he is. Oh, there's servers already. Okay, they're sticking with the rust dude kind
of. No clothes. Motion blur strength. Alright, sandbox. What am I looking at? Okay, it is
like this all right okay avatar human citizen oh you can be a human as well
I kind of like the citizen can't change the height
He kind of just looks like a thumb
Oh, it's actually not a bad character creator.
Hold on scene.
Oh, you can change this.
Workshop.
Oh, you can just actually take stuff right from the workshop and put it right in.
Dude, that's kind of OP dude, that's OP.
The community just makes all the skins.
And you can just straight up, boom, put it right on your character.
Is there any other game that does this?
I know this game is, um, modified Source Engine, right?
That's actually kind of cool.
I guess like a roblox or some shit.
You can be a rat?
I might have, I might actually rock this.
What the fuck?
Wait, it's the whole body.
Okay.
Psycho mask?
Holy shit.
I'm feeling this right now, to be honest.
Are we good?
Review?
Hey, how do you do this?
Workshop, how do I download?
I can review it.
nice you can preview community created cosmetic editing from the workshop you can use the voting
and review features to help us on which items we should add to the store oh that's I oh you just
put random shit on and then they add it to the store eventually based off of those and then they
Oh, that's how they're doing it.
And then you spend actual money to buy the stuff voted for.
OK, OK, OK.
Do you plan on doing a subathon?
I don't think so, dude.
All right, where are the servers at?
Everybody's playing on this one DX RP pizza clicker
The old Garry's mod had is DX dark RP or whatever there is a prop hunt as well
This will have everything
Oh god IP leak maybe
be. No way.
Hold up, it's downloading.
Hold up.
All right, I'm in.
Or not.
I downloaded everything
and then this said servers full and kicked me out.
Alright lies on that player count
There's actually not many people playing right now
I'm seeing if there's yeah, there's not many servers you try again
This is the, um,
DEV branch beta. Yeah, the server's actually full.
Eats a clicker.
What games did they have?
There's a prop hunt.
You got a prop hunt.
Should we try it?
What the fuck did I just open? I could make my own server.
I could make my own server or try one more time if they let me connect.
Yeah, this server is so packed. It says out of 128 players, but it's max 60 bad.
I'm not connecting to that. No way. Oh, and I got one. It's a French server, though.
I don't see the problem.
Yo, hopefully there's no NDA.
You kind of just sign in and then just press a button and they give you access.
So I'm assuming there is none.
Because usually, yeah, you just log into Steam
and press the button and they just put it
in your Steam library.
People have been streaming this for over a year.
I'm gonna do it.
Yeah.
Do you want me to do it?
No, but do I?
I don't know if it's in Blader Plus Plus or not
Where is it?
It's in Wires, I think
It's called Synthetic Earth, which is in English
Oh yeah, just Synthetic Earth
Yeah, 300k, there's no...
It's Blader Plus and there's no more, more, more, more
What the hell, man?
Okay, okay, this guy
Oh my God, man!
I love your spills, man!
What up, dude? Yeah, this looks just like the old Gary's are similar to the old Gary's mod or something
Right this area kind of looks like it just regraded
Yeah, what I'm not sorry dude
What
Why are you eating this guy? What's your fist there bucko? Sorry about that. I
Was stretching and you were just like right there in my stretch area
I'm leaving. It's like I'm leaving. Where's the other damn server?
Very high level RP a fuck up, bro
These fucking GTARP people, I swear to God, acting like they're fucking critics behind
a fucking podium and then presenting their opinion on what they just watched, just to
who asked.
All right, I'm making a server.
Here we go.
There's apparently there's nothing joined up on this one new game
New game hold up hold up
Hold up
Oh, it just throws you in.
I found this server, but it's like a Chinese server.
If I randomly go offline, I don't know, because I don't know where I'm connecting to.
And who has my IP, so, yeah.
Let's see what happens here.
Hey yo, find me, hit the prop hunt button and then you can join a server.
So like, you can just play anything in Sandbox?
This is just like a bunch of shit.
Is that the real PewDiePie?
Alright, thanks for having me guys found it.
Alright, who's here? The spectators?
Um, props hunters.
Okay, let's see.
Ah, we got a server, we got a server.
This is a GTA 5 apartment, is it?
Everything in this game is...
Everything in this game is player made almost, right? It's all like Gary's mod style.
Bro, he's downstairs!
Check out Clixedo before getting off Sandbox, quality brain rot, alright, I'll try to remember.
I'll try to remember, dude.
What the fuck am I, a sink?
Yo!
What the fuck is this?
Or is this like a pet feeder?
I'm a scale, I'm a scale!
Alright, yellow.
Oh god.
I don't know how to play, dude.
What does F do?
I don't know what F does.
It's almost like the character's physics bug out when you shoot the prop.
They got the old Garry's Mod prop noises, the taunts.
PUBG prop hunt is somehow better than this. I thought it was fake. I thought it was April Fools.
That's not real.
Yeah, where's the last prop? Is this guy really a pillow?
Bro, this guy's the best pillow. They don't even know.
Where is this guy?
Dude, this guy is so good.
30 seconds man, survived, you got this.
yeah the spectator oh wait can you free cam
oh there he is
oh can some of you guys fuck off no way you doubt went on the website got access to
this and decided to be fucking dumbasses in a chat room like there's no way
your life is that shit you must do something else productive
This is like another level of dumbassery.
It's not like, oh, I have Catastrike installed.
You actually got access to this game to be a fucking idiot in the chat room.
Wow. Seek help.
Oh, the server broke.
Oh, server broke.
What was that one that dude is sent to connect to? Coin something?
Um, click see now.
So I already, I already have a feeling I know what's going on there.
There's got to be a search button that I'm not seeing here.
Oh, that's right here.
buddy if I wanted to show off some gamba I would have taken the gamba sponsor by now
dude come on man what the fuck dude at this point I'll just take the fucking sponsor dude
it's the same shit it's his game mode yeah I don't care about trying that to be honest
Non-alcoholic beer game, that's exactly what this is.
Realistic car one.
All right, what do we have here?
Hey, I joined up.
I guess, um...
I wonder if another Roblox like can be popular.
Didn't Fortnite try it being like Roblox?
Daily login rewards. Complete the mission to claim.
cars none oh my god GTA 6 alpha dealership it's almost like just going in and trying
all the different little game modes all these people are making
Where is it? First car. Spawn.
Anyone on the server? Join up.
Alright, let's try out the physics here, right here.
Interesting.
Okay.
Yeah, I mean, shit, bro.
I'll wait till this game like is a little further down the line.
It comes down to people making good game modes.
So until that happens, I mean, it's kind of like.
All right, gray zone warfare, checking out new patch.
All right, everyone's been saying this game's new patch.
Player count has gone up.
Let's see.
Will you try Mafia Freeride?
Didn't that already come out?
No?
You like that one game and decided there's no good game modes?
Well, I went to the player count.
I actually tried out like four different modes.
And the highest server player account
was of an RP server I couldn't connect to.
All righty, isn't this the game that killed GPUs?
Oh my god, wasn't that a thing?
Was it this game?
I remember New World had a situation like that as well.
I have my feeling here. I'm going to play this guy. Air, facial hair, facial hair, shirt,
Gloves, gray, boots, almost gray.
LaManga Recovery Initiative, Mithras Security, Crimson Shield International.
Mithras, it already actually marked me. Select. I'll join them.
We'll take it.
Let's see, let's see.
Ah, let's see here.
Join Operations, EBE, PBE, PBE, PBE, PBE, PBE, PBE, PBE.
Twitch drops campaign, whatever.
Okay, I think we're ready.
Let's see here.
I'll do the tutorial, I'll do it, why not?
All the compass marker to the obstacle course
I have no ammo
All the compass to murder the obstacle course
I go in here
Ah, let's see.
Oh wait, you did the tutorial around the map.
I forgot about that.
Ah yeah, the lore is this game takes place before the Isle.
Before the Isle.
X, oh my.
Imagine using X instead of Zeta-prone.
Who are you?
All right some balance
All right
Take that right there
Merzy Brent enter there it is
I passed here's a gun now
Oh, I know, hold on. Medical training.
Oh.
Bandage? You menu?
Ow.
Using items?
Let's see, let's see.
Okay, it's okay rapid pipe rapid pipe
There we go still kind of fucked tremors, and I'm hurt
Okay, I have no pills. Oh my god. Oh you can actually fix it who the fucking shooting at me ow
Ow. Okay. Remember, quickly stop bleeding, treats wounds, treats organs, replenish blood,
fix his bones, suppress his pain. Follow company's marker. Okay, here we go. We're
Hello, give me my ammo
Are you the fucking guy blowing out everybody's ears? Hey, are you real?
Are you real bro? You AI you piece of shit?
Oh, he's real
How
Okay, okay, okay, find another fucking stall asshole
The inspect animation
You know flashlight
Almost out of the tutorial, boys. Hold on.
Plop, plop!
Hold plus M for the tactical map.
You can manage your tasks on the tactical map. Click on the task icon. First recon.
What am I doing?
Okay, yes. Check landing zone.
Ah, we got our first quest.
Yeah, how many people per server tutorial complete all right I wonder I
Can tell you venture out to the different camps you end up just doing a killing AI I
Can't hit I wears all my gear character vendors
Emergency response ambulance for supplies
I gave me a full set of gear initially
48 players 16 on each side
Okay well I'm waiting ready for mission available or is okay these are all the
different helicopters transporting people so I gotta wait for two to get
here. Why are you talking this game? Where is Boi? Z? Z?
Oh
All right
Damn it
Yeah, what up? Yeah, you guys real? Oh, yeah, what's up? Oh, yeah
First day on the jab
I gotta wait for a transport
All right, here we go here we go
Or not what's black man
Do you actually have to call what I did?
Yeah, no they come in here don't they fly in pick up and then you
Never mind, I'm dumb I I remember now well I
Remember now I remember
I have to wait for other helicopters to come in.
I pressed O, nothing happened.
You can press L to leave her earlier.
Why is that pressed to L?
Is this going to kill me?
All right, that's good.
I think you can open it, but maybe not.
I can walk with control.
Let's do this quest.
I had a big update so I'm kind of checking it out and seeing what we talking about here.
He's not going to eat those.
Actually, let me see here.
Oh, I like when games do this, where it's just right here.
Done.
Good menu.
I'm just listening to music $10
I
Chocolate bar I
Don't know this the M. I use here
Load oh you just love from there. What was it again alts?
How do you check your gun?
Control B control P or something
Oh, was it alt B and I ruined the key bind?
Lol.
I totally did.
It looks like I'm switching it.
I've only ruined the key bind.
Yes, this is the game that had the mosquito.
the most you know sounds that were just insane
Yeah, I'm gonna just change it and go back to controls and reset the default and just have it so aim down the site
There you go done boom I'll get used to it
There you go
I know where we are I know I know Thailand
Maybe
Am I doing here
Check the roadblock on the bridge, what is this search the ambulance?
I'm here.
I'm shooting at me.
Online servers connection loss trying to reconnect.
This actually allows, uh, glass dev, glass dev, sir, search and report.
I
Brack
That's great. He is a son of a rich array. I knew I could kind of do this would be a tremendous
I don't need to buy at least bad
All right, there's other people here in this guy
Relax buddy
He's relaxing now.
Another relaxer.
Bezhtime.
Yeah, the glass dev isn't a guy.
Strong ass shit Oh fuck sorry sorry even marked as an aggressor
What?
Hey, I'm sorry dude
You're right there
You have suppressed a faction member you have attacked a faction member you have killed a faction member
You have tamer with a human on the body of a dead faction member
You won't be able to retrieve items from your dead body if you die as an aggressor wait, so you can just kill your own
And then it marks you on the map to everybody else
huh I guess if you I guess what's the benefit of doing that unless you want to
just like cause havoc to the team yeah it's only if it's the same faction
because everybody around me is gonna be the same faction initially
Yeah, don't shoot me, bro. It was a misfire. I'm marked as a traitor. I'm friendly, bro.
It's not real. Can you queue up with other factions? No, it's like a faction versus faction
reverse faction.
Oh, so you can just do tasks just like dynamically through?
Okay.
Here we go.
Yeah, I'll say like the grass in this game is kind of the grass isn't amazing looking
it looks okay.
Like this game looks good but I feel like the grass is not.
It's like alright.
We've seen better multiplayer depictions.
It's like almost there but not quite.
it looks good but the map looks good but it's not like holy shit wait till it
rains
when you stop it looks better
the sound design in this update is new
I'm out.
What up bro?
Ow!
Shit!
Ow!
I'm bleeding out.
Ow!
I'm bleeding out.
Oh my god.
The beast is sure.
Hurt, light bleeding.
Oh fuck, tutorial.
I'm on a tutorial, okay, advantage.
Apply pressure.
I'm putting out my arm even though I got shot on the leg. It's okay. The transfer is the bandage.
Nah, nah, I don't need one. I'm good. I'm good.
There's a flute!
Look at the crash helicopter. Did I not just look at it?
go go go go go
oh shit buddy
pepperoni
i'm at the crash site pilot kia
What do we do next?
Next spot.
Find out what were the rest of the crews.
These guys are doing the tutorial as well,
or the starter missions.
Hey y'all, Friendly's in the house.
Boy, did the buff.
I am, but I mean.
Hello.
Yo.
What's up. What's up? You guys just bought the game or what?
Yee. No, I didn't buy it.
Are these all the other crew members that I just walked by?
You're a crew member, bro? You're a crew member, Dave?
Oh, yeah.
Why don't you get back to base?
You gotta go to an LZ on the map and then hit call transport
Those little blue things LZ's no the thing that the rectangle that says LZ
That's the only have that's far as fuck but I get hold of that wt brother. That's why you got a keyboard
I
Did basically I'm on a watching senior
Did you say
Yeah, wait for me. I just got to do a green mission. All right, go call the LZ
Let's get me away for you guys to come back to college all my missions literally right here
Pick up, wait, please?
The medical supply is in the box.
Next to the truck.
There's medical supplies here.
Well, I gotta fucking what?
Let me see.
I
Was right here
No food supplies
And now we get a put that shouldn't am I really not picking this up more
I actually fall on it. I'm on the level boy
Hydration energy.
Let me just get rid of this.
A ballon.
Okay.
This guy reminds you of Tarkov?
I mean, it's an extractor.
It is an extractor, but it's more like a dynamic-ish extractor, like you're always in a server
and you're kind of like popping in and out.
It's like, it's like, you're never leaving.
You're always loaded in.
Once you're in the server, you're in the fucking server.
Where am I planting these?
Oh, front door of a house.
We gotta find which front door that is.
Yeah, there's like loot in these houses.
You burst the other factions, and I think you do contract and you buy better gear back at your base.
I don't think you necessarily find insane guns and gun parts out in the open. I could be wrong.
Yeah, there's no timer, so you literally are in the base. You fly into the hostile zone.
You can pitch it up and to extract. You just fly out of the base. It's not loading in and out of servers.
You can get a blue spot on your map to access vendors and store gear.
Oh, it's like, oh, is that what it is?
another front door of a house, it might be this house
let me see
I
Be this house, maybe
Not this house
Completely outside the circle where the fuck is this?
Yeah, we might be transitioning over to the aisle doing some catcher games
This is making me want to play the aisle. I
Need a meet-up we need a we need a meet-up of a shit ton of people
Gang gang
Yeah, I'm gonna wait for this game a little longer. I'm gonna wait.
It's just me though, bro. It's me. My dopamine is fried. My dopamine is fried.
It's fried, dude.
All right boys assemble 400 man.
Let's go.
We headed.
Damn, Dino's Den is poppin', dude.
I mean, it wasn't even last time.
The connection are the servers actually for right now play on a serious server and grow
This is a fucking serious server, dude.
Update!
Low rules, fast Q.
Let me see here.
This actually might be very difficult to join.
I didn't realize it was gonna be this packed and then trying to get a shit ton of people on the server
It's not looking like it's possibly
Yeah
We need someone to leave I mean there's 450 people like someone's gotta leave and you just snag the spot
Shit it just takes like five steps to reconnect
I'm gonna go hit play, wait for this frequency, then hit unofficial, then sort by player,
and then you go, and then you look in.
There's two NA servers now.
I don't see the one atop.
If you favor it, it isn't faster.
I think those are the main ones.
So now, well, it was still, you still have to go unofficial, so it does take out one
step, but still it's a little bit in the ass.
You can type Den in the search bar too, and that works.
I don't know if you can switch it like that while it's doing it, no you can.
I'm in.
There it is.
Now, can I go get a drink?
Fuck!
Ba-da-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-da-ba-da-da-e-o-e-o-e-o-e.
Close dude, close.
Alright, if not this one, there's a...
Let me see if the other one is open.
Uh, where am I looking?
Nerf NA seems like a potentially solid server.
Good player count.
Let's try Nerf NA.
Hi AI just means there's a lot of things to eat.
so it's not bad it's just um i was just not in the mood to play it at the end of
the day you know the extractor formula you walk around you loot some shit put
it in your backpack and then fucking leave and you might fight some people
you know and rather just be a dumbass in the sky at the moment
and have an army of sky rats and try to be like our dinosaur ancestors.
Alright, it's the uh, it's just how it is, bro.
Fuck it. That one. One sec. I won't die. Practically I'm growing.
I don't know.
here what up man what up my brother what up me efficient digestion my dude
my dude all right I don't know where we are
Ah boys, I'm smelling.
I need some fuckin' food, alright?
There's a big of A amino acid somewhere around here.
Oh, this guy's eating it dude, what the fuck?
Oh, you can just eat fish, huh?
Yeah, it's a beautiful day dude.
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
It's a nice day.
Yo, is that a corpse?
What is that red shit over there?
Guys, grow!
Figure it out, is that a plant?
What the hell?
We must all become adults fast
and I wanna see 50 of us together.
Every time we group we gain numbers until we rule the skies
With the ultimate goal of just fucking killing one dinosaur together
We get a break the curse that we're useless
Well, I can I fish here this might be kind of dangerous
I'm not fucking Skyrim
We are not
We are much more
For much more man
All right, no fucking croc is gonna attack us here. All right, that's what makes us strong we do crazy shit like this
We take in the rapids
We're not scared
Now all you have to do is open your mouth and the salmon will fly in with all the waves.
It's called fast food.
We're gonna get rid of the stereotype where people see us as just chicken nuggets with wings.
What the fuck was that?
Oh, Tara.
Oh, where is the fish, man?
Oh my god, there is.
Alright, good.
Oh, that's not mine? That's not mine, okay.
I'll put in my order a little later.
Don't tell me I missed mine.
What the fuck dude?
Yo, there he is, you slow shit, hurry up, I'm starving.
There it is.
Ah, not my little voice!
Not my little voice!
Gonna clean up all your voice!
Don't mind me!
I'm gonna go and join my meal!
are you are you fucking kidding me right now are you fucking kidding me right now dude
are you serious you piece of shit I'm gonna forgive you right now bro yeah it's disrespect
you don't steal another bird's fish and then eat the same fish hey fuck off my shit man
asshole motherfucker
thank you man thank you
I think a lot of effort getting this food, we have like ten of us here.
Yummy.
Now we have stability, that's what separates us.
There's a reason why we're in groups, not solo.
Alright, now I just, I accepted the group invite.
Hold on, I need another bite and then you guys do it up, you can have the rest.
I'm all good here.
Uh-uh-uh-uh.
Let me look for the next feeding spot to get to travel together.
Fill your bellies.
Get a long road.
We're headed to that rock all the way in the distance down the waterfall.
That's going to be our home until we gain numbers.
If anyone's joining, try to get on top of that rock all the way there.
I don't know boys.
I'm lifting right now.
I'm lifting.
Move, move, move.
I got a decent amount but not enough.
We need more numbers this is rookie numbers
Is that a crocodile behind us we only have like 15
This is like Skyrim blocker
Oh
All right boys show right here for a second show right here
Where are the big dinos this game I would say is fun solo you could just grow on a server and you could just like
Like, play one of the assassin-like dinosaurs and kill other dinos.
Yeah, you could totally, you could be super, super stealth mode.
Yeah, what's that symbol right there it looks like a gem or a rock or something you can
get. Salt? Why do I need that on my butt? Why do I need to see that?
Oh, if you puke or if you're sick, you go there to heal.
Ah, boys, let's get to this big rock over here.
Let's go. We should have stamina.
And then once we get there, we're going to do a head count.
And guess what? We just had breakfast.
Now we got to think about fucking lunch.
I know, bro. Those damn belly were slaves to those fucking belly.
God damn!
You eat breakfast, then you gotta think about lunch, you eat lunch, and then next thing
you know it's dinnertime!
Shit!
I'll make it. I got enough stamina for this easy
But that's how we grow stronger
You can go for prime status bird, I just don't know how
Even though I did get a full a bar and then I would have to get the B in the Y
Oh, this isn't boys. This is why we're a terror. No one can come up here, dude
Others can but not as naturally as us
I need one, I need someone who has a lot of knowledge.
I need a Tara knowledge individual.
There's got to be someone who's using Hotos and has 600 fucking hours on these rats.
Come up to me and make some fucking noise and tell me you got experience.
Okay, all right, lie your ass down and find us some food for our B&Y. All right and report back
Go find us some good-ass shit. All right, then come back
And tell us
All right, remember this red tear. Okay, he's the master of knowledge
There he goes
Godspeed
You're gonna go find us some dinner
It's all good boys taking the Sun we need the vitamin D
Buddy buddy, and I'm making so people can't spam their shit ass groups
Fly up and don't move.
Oh.
Wait, fly up and don't move above this rock.
Like right here.
I need a bath madden we need some rain
Guys don't worry. I hear your belly's rumble. I hear it
Our scout will be back with the next destination for our bellies
Speaking of, I think it's him.
Isn't this guy?
I don't even know, bro.
You look like the fucking guy I told to leave.
Not you?
Shit.
I bound a UI removal to mouse 5 and you can't shift mouse 5 to get rid of the logo, sadly.
Yeah, the scout was red, but this guy looks like the scout.
He'll be back.
Give him time.
Assuming he didn't die.
Honestly, boys, we don't have a big enough army.
Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11.
We're fucked, dude.
Last time we had like 20 motherfuckers, bro.
We were as they were scared of us.
They were so scared.
I died of food as three o'clock of the sundown.
What?
You're supposed to not die, you're supposed to be the most knowledgeable.
How did you just fucking die on your first mission?
Literally appointed because you've been alive the longest and you fucking died on the first mission?
What the hell now?
He was the smartest amongst us.
Shit.
No one panic. No one panic, okay. Okay, we can do this. We can fucking do this, man.
Stop panic.
We can lead you to greatness.
Ah boys we're going I don't know where we're headed
We're gonna do a night run
Lift and go down the river people our MVG's and oh X
Ah boys, I'm about to fucking die in the middle of the night because my stomach hurts.
Let's go, we're lifting, we're going down the river.
We're going down, we're finding some food, let's move, wake the fuck up.
Wake the fuck up, we're going, lift, lift.
Boys!
Alright, we gotta find this.
Yeah, we excel in the moonlight.
Yeah, I don't know where that is, bro, a big island with trees.
I don't know where that is.
Find big island at 3pm from where I am right now.
island right here. You're telling me to land in the middle of a river filled with fucking
crops. That one right there, filled with trees. Alright boys, we're hunting it on this island
right here. Brace, I'm scared. I don't trust. Boys, we gotta die those nearby. Brace, shit's
Scary one of you guys head over to this tree is this guy being trustworthy? I don't I don't want to die
Well if you're here make a noise or something
He says find me
Are you up in a tree?
AHHHH!
Stop the fucking goods, man!
Give me first a why food!
Should better be the what I'm looking for.
All right, that's the stuff. That's the stuff will take more.
All right, we'll take more
How much for 50 pounds?
Ready pounds, bro. We can have a system here
We got to find this food guys that was a very small amount
I'm not seeing any of the symbols on my map boys there's food in the distance but
there's raptors nearby there's food in the distance we could try going there
Let's go, let's go, let's go investigate.
Let's move, let's move.
Oh fuck, they're right here.
Oh shit.
Hold on, hold on.
Is that food right there?
Now chill, don't attack, we're not strong enough yet, we're not strong.
This is death if we engage, people.
Don't know who is red and who is small, but they all look like they're friendly to each
other.
Sustained hydration.
Yeah, there, there.
Oh shit.
Oh shit!
Yo, let them fight, let them fight.
eat the remains! Fuck both of you!
Oh my god, it's like it's like a chicken nugget and a cheeseburger fighting.
Saw good boys, do your thing!
Come ass, motherfucker.
Oh my god, they're both dead, dude. They're dead.
They're fucking dead, dude. That's messed up.
Hey, I just eat like 70%. Leave us 30%, okay? Leave us 30%.
Yeah, the one terror that goes down there and brings me a piece of that meat, you will be promoted to the master of uh, uh, master of uh, fucking truth, okay?
Present me a fat piece of dynamite
And you will be promoted show me your bravery
That's a fucking fish bro April 3rd fool
Someone bring me a piece of that flesh over there and you'll be master of Snacky's.
Did that dinosaur just attack that?
Is he letting him attack?
It looks like he's protecting him and
the other dinosaur might accidentally left click and kill his friend.
Boys, I am literally salivating right now.
Dude, he totally is, but if he left clicks, he might fucking kill him.
Right?
He left.
Wait, is he dead?
No, he's alive.
He's alive.
Wait, wait, wait, here we go, here we go.
Get in there, boys.
Grab the meat. Get the fuckin' food. Get the food.
Don't kick his ass.
Don't eat his tail. Get the food. You're gonna die.
There's no way you're doing this right.
Oh my god.
You actually got out of there.
Oh.
Holy shit, yeah, that's prime. That's prime meat right there. I
Kind of want to go down and get some but I'm scared
Plus that one dino looks like he's gonna jump down and just kill everybody
Why is there a be careful be careful be careful. He's up. He's up. Oh my god. I want to go
down but knowing my luck I'm gonna die. Wait you guys are just eating here no
pressure?
Are you actually friendly?
Dude are you kidding right now? Dude what the fuck is this game? How is it I always
Let's die.
There's no way.
Come on, man.
How the fuck does this random ass dinosaur attack none of the birds but then looks at
me and kills me?
I gotta find you guys now. Fuck me, man.
He just killed five to six of us?
What an asshole.
don't worry guys don't worry we will all become adults even though the adult
rate of our beings is very low most of us don't make it I'm not far I'm not far
we were here earlier this is where we fished
Yeah, so this is exactly where we fished.
Oh, that's a log.
I thought that was a corpse.
oh as I'm going to that rock we were at initially oh there's food here if you
survived good you will lead our people
this could be bait but there's food here oh my god where is it this is
fucking bait and I'm about to take it.
Just for one day?
Just for one fucking day?
Oh my god!
Holy fuck.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, nope, nope.
I'm gone, bro.
I see you, bro.
Darnash! Darnash!
Dude, the schools of fish
jumping out of the water are so fucking rare. I swear it like broke in a patch a
long time ago and I've never seen them since.
I used to always go to the fish pools.
Now I don't see them ever.
I am our old home. Do I have enough stamina to climb here? Uh-oh.
John, I already know, but I bound it to mouse five and I can't take the shit off with shift
mouse 5. I can make it. This might be a little higher, it was the other one.
Boy is meet me at the peak meet me at the peak
Just one bite, bro. Just one bite. It looks so good. Okay. I'll just eat it right in
front of me. Just eat it right the fuck in front of me.
All right, we're gathering again boys, where we at?
We need majority of us to be adults in the group and we can take on any land shit, any.
We can do it.
Okay, we have clearly lost many, but that's fine.
It would be worth making a nest so people could spawn here.
Hey, yeah, who's down?
Why don't you guys do the nesting thing so we can get a bunch of terrors together?
That's my meal!
That's mine!
That's my shit right there, dude!
Thank you!
Oh my god!
Delicious!
Oh my god, it wasn't enough though, I'm still fucking so hungry.
holy shit I got a rest man I'm about to pass out what happened what up
Yeah, one of you motherfuckers, run the nest and shit so we can get some more dinos here dude.
Thank you man, thank you. Oh, a delicacy. I share, no I share, but leader who shares.
Okay, I took it. I didn't realize there was only two bites left. Okay, I didn't realize. I was about to let go.
oh shit man wait what is that down there oh it's a terror
it disappeared in two bites
one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirty fourteen
yeah this is a test to see if you're a good terror if you can fly all the way up
here and have stamina off the sun rises
boys we're gonna go behind us we're going to a fishing spot all right we're
going to a fishing spot boys oh damn one of you whoever's hungry whoever's hungry
eat that shit all right we're gonna go catch some fresh fish behind us in that
lake all right one of you guys eat that if you're hungry oh my god look to the
east the east boys the Sun rises as we rise with the Sun that means the day
begins. Legend says one of the greatest terrors transformed into the sun. He is one of ours.
And one of us will eventually replace him. Alright, now let's go get some fucking breakfast.
Baya! Baya!
Find a spot on the lake!
Seems clear.
Seems good.
It's a nice tall grass to cover us.
Alright boys, get your snackies.
Get your snackies.
Boys, I might need to...
It came for like two minutes, I'm not sure yet.
L-latch onto a tree?
Alright, sometimes this is risky, but it looks like there's no one here.
I also remember saying that and then dying two seconds after.
Well, don't listen to me.
Buddy, why are you fucking walking up behind me?
Holy shit, I had impending doom in my mind
as my fish, as my dinner was approaching.
You fucking asshole.
Ruin my fucking meal.
ruined it now my fish is gone asshole it's gone put that shit on the gratitude
they ate it well I found it
no I didn't find it this is water you actually ruined it
fish again
I'm still waiting for, I'm really hoping there's some insane devs out there, with some crazy
fucking tech, and their own engine and they're making an aquatic version of this game, I'm
copium and I hope we simulated the Atlantic and Pacific Ocean seamless online you can
be a shark a fish a fucking jellyfish a starfish I don't fucking know whatever the hell
Insane server architecture so it's like there are no it's just one mass server
Ah boys, I made a machine up top, see you up there!
Sounds boring, well guess what, fucker?
You're not invited anyways.
Oh, prime spot.
Prime spot.
Get it again, cooked a little bit in the sun for the grill marks.
Angle myself.
Oh, and this server tells you if you lose your prime condition.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
Yeah, not one fish feeds you this much
What the hell that is a strong food that's strong food and more
What the fuck you got a chicken oh my god
I've never had one of these
I can't even eat anymore I can't it was so good though I would
Y'all feast on that shit, bro?
The delicacy.
Alright, how many do we have here?
We haven't really grown in numbers.
Where am I at?
37%.
Boys, line up!
up man let's make a line on the edge of this rock we're not savages we have
symmetry and coordination eat up and then line up and rest yourselves let me get a
headcount here
Hey, I mean alright, alright.
Why are you smaller than the rest?
Cause I fucking died, bro.
The dream is to fill this whole damn rock with us.
The whole damn rock.
Our next mission should be that we try to make the biggest stack of fish at the top of this
mountain.
So the other dinosaurs see our totem that we built, so they know we're here.
We need to go crazy.
Boy, show those passing dinosaurs where they're headed towards.
Strike fear in their hearts.
Maybe we will attack.
I'm going to show our strength and hold back our attacks.
I saw those two are hiding now.
Alright guys, lift up. We're gonna go to where that T-Rex died.
And where I died to the T-Rex. We're gonna head to that rock.
Lift together.
Actually first, we're gonna show the dinosaurs our strength.
Alright, we're gonna swarm them like a tornado of Terra.
We won't attack, but let's strike fear in their hearts.
Those two in front of us. Lift!
Lift!
Everybody left, head towards them! In front of us, Guild!
Do not attack! Let's start fear!
You have no longer chicken nuggets with legs and wings. We are...
...Fearah!
Fear us!
Yes!
Fierce! Make the best number of us drop in our Fierce!
I swear this is the motherfucker that killed me too, you bitch ass!
Fuck about boys! Don't attack though, we will die. We will die. We will die.
We will die boys, just pretend we can kick their ass, alright?
We can snip out their tails, alright?
Get some nice juicy chunks out of the tails.
The one on the left looks like they're super injured.
Okay buddy.
You ain't strong, bro!
Holy, I've seen some people in stores sound like that.
Well, they're returning an item?
It's like louder in the sky, what the fuck?
Yeah, motherfucker!
Yeah, motherfuckers!
Yeah!
Fuck outta here, bro! Go home, dude! Go home!
Yeah!
Fuck outta here!
Alright, boys, retreat.
Mission accomplished, boys.
Mission accomplished!
Yeah! Mission accomplished!
Oh my god, is that one of our boys in his mouth? Oh my fucking god, who died?
We fucking spread fear in their hearts and one of you went and gave them a goddamn free happy meal.
Holy shit!
We all almost escaped dude. We're all bunch of fucking f-15s dude. God damn.
We fucking had it dude be an air superiority and what the fuck bro who was that guy? Who was he?
There goes the goddamn strat
Back to the rocks boys back to the rocks. Oh my god
And back boys, I need a I need a dinner check. I
Need a dinner check. I'll fucking stomach hurts after that
All right
Lambo is sit-wret
Tell me we only lost one
You gotta think about dinner
I'm all about ruling the skies, right? I'm all about uh
killing all the dinos, but you know
What matters more is my fucking stomach
Before supper I'm down but when it's dinner time. I don't want to hear that shit
I think we grew in numbers, bro.
There's more of us here.
Let me see. Let me see. Guys, we're gonna go on a dinner hunt. There is a chicken leg
in the distance. Is that also... Wait, there's chicken right in front of us. And one of our
boys dies. There's food right here. Oh, shit. I found an invisible fish. Yummy.
But I can't eat.
I can't eat that as a bug.
Alright, I did a master navigator of the 8th dragon.
Alright, if you know the map, if you know the land, if you know the food location,
step up to me and you will be the master navigator of the terror army.
If you have experience, we will follow you when you lift.
Okay, okay, both of you look similar.
Alright, so I don't really know.
You both look capable.
If one of you wants the guidance, just so we're not confused, one of you step back.
I respect it though, but we're gonna get confused. We need one to lead.
I need one to fucking lead, bro, communicate with each other.
God damn it, man.
I don't want them to fight.
Come on, whoever, both of you come out of here.
Whoever topples the other in the sky.
I don't want to see death, but whoever topples the other in the sky is the master navigator.
Come over here.
Line up behind me.
Alright, both of you guys fly up, whoever drops, well, the other will be the master navigator.
Alright.
As soon as I jump, you guys can go.
Okay
You're off fight
What come back alive because we have like no one and you guys had the fucking
Have the probably the strongest in the tribe, so we kind of need you
All right, watch the fucking way oh shit, okay, okay? Oh, no, I think he won
I think he won he got the initial hit
You got the initial hit. It's over. It's over. We don't need any more damage
What the hell is that in the sky? Oh
And I looked away and I don't know who the fuck is who so who the hell won who the fuck won
Why the hell do we all look the same? God damn it. I
Think it was you
All right, bro, you're the master navigator, you're the master navigator, all right?
Cheer for him, cheer for him.
What are we going to do the next time you mess up our order?
What are they gonna do the next night?
So I can turn this off and try to get it.
What are we gonna do next night?
I'm gonna figure out if we were to play the game.
We don't want them to play.
All right, where's that fucking bird?
Find us some food.
Follow him.
All right, follow him.
let's go let's go let's go holly mollusks
I think it's this dude, it's this dude gliding, follow him, follow him, yeah yeah yeah yeah
I think it's that guy.
Let's go guys cruising altitude
Hold your stamina
We're gliding with the wind. I think it's this nope. It wasn't that guy shit. I think it was this dude. It was this dude
Hold the stamp boys hold the stamp
Yeah, I should have invited him to the group.
Yeah, it's definitely this guy. Let me burn some stamina. It isn't. All right, this
guy is the master navigator. See, we figured it out. These two were the
What was the fight?
Alright, well let's follow him and dinner will be delicious tonight.
Oh, he just fell out of the sky.
Did he just get slingshot-ed?
Oh.
Oh, there's something...
There's like a formation down here.
Yeah, I'll try to invite him into the group next time.
This is the closest we're going to get to being a bunch of flying things together, alright?
This is, you know, we tried it in Microsoft Flight Simulator, but good enough.
All right, I lost the guy has it does anyone know where we're landing are we close to
our food destination?
I was trying to see where the rest of the flock was, where it little spread.
Everybody quiet!
Look the guy who knows where food is, Squawk.
the leader squawk okay motherfucker that wasn't that wasn't you we're looking for
the red master navigator
Okay, I heard a noise all the way down here, but I don't know.
I'm not sure.
Is it this dude?
Or is this guy just squawking?
Why are you fucking squawking, man?
Oh, shit, yo, there is a lone dino here.
No, it's a double dino double dino here
Look at our shadows
Hey, boys, we got a double dino we could fuck them up, but they're in a location where a lot of us are gonna hit a tree and die
So let's not do that
That looks like oh shit no no no no no no no no no no no
I
Guys don't risk it don't risk it. We're not ready. We're not strong enough. You're not strong. We need more adults. I
Don't think we can take them on
Boys let's go down here. Let's go down here and fish everybody come down here and fish this actually looks like a nice peaceful place
Let's come down here pick a spot and fish
This is a nice area actually.
We could live here.
Fucking beautiful here.
It's actually very nice.
I see I mean there's not a crock about to bite my face off.
Get a spot boys, start fishing.
Dude, there's so many more of us now, oh my god.
Hey, chill chill, we got a dyno.
You might jump into the water.
Careful, careful, we got dyno activity.
You can tell he's looking ahead.
I know it fucking sucks being literally the most delicious looking thing.
That's a curse.
You know what?
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure if a crocodile can even come here, he'd have to go on land and then head
here
Yeah, I don't know if he's dead, he's still alive.
Am I dead?
Boys, we couldn't take out one fucking raptor that is barely swimming?
Holy shit.
Takes a lot. Oh yeah, there are jumping fish here.
I might die boys. I might die.
It's not good.
But I might fucking die.
I'm dead man.
It's over.
I'm fucking dead bruh!
Thank you, bro. Thank you
You saved me bro, you saved me
Shit I need more. Let me see if I can finish. Oh the pool disappeared. Oh no
Wait the plus means I don't need to rest anymore, right? It's healing now
Thank you, thank you.
I don't know how many we lost.
I'm honestly surprised he didn't kill me.
It's like he stopped attacking me all of a sudden.
Okay.
Take a little bathy.
Oh yeah, man.
Alright boys, it's bath time. Let's move. You all smell like shit.
Come on, we're not savages.
Get the damn wings wet.
Actually, hold on though. Careful of the other side. We still got a...
You actually still have one of those dinosaurs trying to reach us on the other side.
Oh yeah, let me eat this.
All right good stuff. How many Thanos do we have here? Is this the same one?
Oh my god, oh my oh my god
Oh seven they killed him though dude they killed him
He's dead
It took five of us and then this piece of shit's eating our boy
Although he did choose a corner to eat or to drink.
Maybe he's actually friendly.
No, it's show boys.
I think he's friendly.
He's friendly.
Yeah, he chose to come to the side and eat.
guys pick up our fallen pick up our fallen they would have wanted us to eat
their corpses let's go boys pick up our boys and pick up that fucking raptor we
killed too let's move get the corpses retrieve them we must leave
It does seem like that dinosaurs are friend
Let's go show him we're not fucking assholes and we will we do want peace
We do want peace with the dinosaurs, but many are not peaceful
Show him we're not the savages
Yes. We mean no harm. We mean no harm. There are many of us, but we come in peace. We're
just misrepresented this is called the land before pepega
there it is yeah I offer him some damn food oh wait I think he's a bet oh he's
a I think he's the omnivore or herbivore he doesn't eat what we eat what we eat
He eats salads. He eats greens.
Alright, bro. I'll tell you, man, we're chill, bro, we're chill.
We're good people, man. We're good.
We just get attacked all the time.
I don't know where our master navigators went, but I swear they died because they're not here anymore
Ah boys, I don't know where we're going, but we're gonna go towards that rock because it's a high place and I'm scared that I'm gonna die every time I'm on land
Okay, I'm like PTSD every time my feet touch the fucking earth. Alright, let's go. Let's go. We gotta go hide. Let's go hide. Move move move
Every single time I feel like there's a fucking T-Rex sniffing my ass. Let's go. Let's go
We're probably getting stalked in the jungle that whole time dude
All right head to the rock
Goodbye friend
Yes, isn't that the twin rocks I
Think this is that area where might be similar to others
You just gonna leave him we were just greeting ourselves, bro
Oh, he's a different dinosaur.
We stick together, we're all gonna die.
Oh, shit, I have no stamina.
Uh-oh.
I might need to land on the left.
Oh, geez.
Yeah, I'm still super injured as well.
I might make it.
Oh, this is gonna be tough.
I might have just enough to make it.
I'm going.
Can't lift!
Lift!
I made it.
Just enough.
I made it.
Ah
You made it boys
The rays of sun come through our wings.
Chill, bro, chill, I'm gonna relax.
There's fucking sleepy time, bro, chill.
We have a what is that rotten noise is there is there a dead one of us this one grab the corpses
Whatever happened no one no one obtained any of the corpses
Something's rotting
something is rotting in this rock go beyond the pyramid all the way south
west oh my god our flag the fuck
Uh, it looks like he got punched, and it looks like he got punched in the chest and got the
wind knocked out of him, and he's just frozen.
Ow, are you okay?
Oh, are you okay?
Oh, there's the stamina.
Goddamn.
Is that a corpse someone took?
Or is he bugged?
What is even happening there?
sorry guys I got a rest man I got fucking chomped in the neck by that dino
I'm hurting boys I'm hurting if you got shit to do go do it we'll launch off this
rock soon
I just gotta get my stand back and get this bleed out of the way.
It's gonna be tough, dude.
That one baby dinosaur killed five of us and like three of them were almost adults.
know I like I like pretending that we're strong but it might be if I be difficult
boys oh my god
it might be difficult boys
shit man
I believe I have a dream that we could kill one T-Rex, but we might need like 400 of us
and like one guy we got to join the server when the server first restarts and have 400
of us join and have the one guy who the T-Rex may join and then maybe we got a chance.
All right, all right, all right, all right, two, two, one,
I know you gotta get out of here, system.
I know, I know.
It's like a cough. You just gotta, sometimes you just gotta do it.
Go beyond the pyramid all the way southwest.
Alright boys, that's where we're gonna head.
head. Uh, yo, master navigator, if you're still here, can you stand up? I think it's
you to my right.
All right, yo, send a group in sight. We're gonna go southwest beyond the
Pyramid
Like I blocked it
Do it one more time
Group is full bro group is full
Group is full man
guys only have him send one damn it I don't know who it is I may have joined
you okay I'm in your group it's guy's name is Skyrat alright alright our boys
get ready we're gonna be flying southwest beyond the pyramid line
formation motherfucker slime formation we're about to lift the destination has
been set
All right, as soon as he lifts, we're lifting, people.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Go, go, go, go, southwest.
Yo, that guy's actually stuck there, huh?
Oh my god.
Yeah, hopefully he stays there.
Frozen Terra mountain frozen Terra mountain
Why am I so fast
Oh, yeah, it could be a lag.
Slow down a little bit with Z.
Oh, beyond the pyramid.
So we might need to hit the brakes halfway in between.
I don't know if we're going to be able to get there in one go.
Yeah, we got to go all the way down there, boys.
Buckle up.
Should be decently fast, but still.
Nice, Mom.
I'm almost not injured anymore as well.
I'm at 65%.
I'm not an adult yet, still.
The majority of us are not 100%
Yeah, we could chill out this rock here coming up or just try to one-shot it.
I don't know if we can though
Yeah, might be what yeah, we should we should give it a second and get like 20% stand back
Yeah, we're gonna lose some people maybe
We chill
And then we should be able to one tap it to the pyramid after
How do you win in this game by just living bro by just playing
You're winning because you're able to play
Which means you got nothing else that needs your attention
So you win by getting the prize of being a participant.
Alright boys, we're gonna land up on this rock.
sure there's not some asshole dinosaur up there and then just kidding just
kidding bro you think that was the first time I've been bumped by a rat in the
sky bro
oh shit what the fuck oh my god oh my god
What the hell was that?
What the fuck?
I don't know what the hell was going on with this.
Yo!
I just lost all my stamina because of this.
Okay.
You know what?
any higher anyways okay what the fuck man what was that happening why the hell
was that happening it's like an invisible yeah it's like the the mountains a
little bug
I
Now y'all it's a rough landing here. I
Guess it's good that means others are gonna have a rough landing to oh
Make sure you survive chill we're so close to the destination
Okay
All right
Full stamina and regular guys
Yeah, where this is we're never coming back here avoid this rocket all costs
All right
Yeah, people are losing all their stamina trying to get to me.
Ah, people.
Get ready, get ready.
Two more minutes and we're gonna try getting right to the base of the pyramid.
Dude, they're not dying. They're able to recover.
Most of our, uh, terrors are up top.
Oh fuck!
I do feel a shit brewing.
I do feel a shit brewing, Bullies.
let's see if we can get to the pyramid here let's see ready let's lift up let's
go let's go okay all right maybe we there we go walk that rock never again
Don't tell me most of us just died there. I don't I don't think we did though
If you don't have stamina, we'll wait for you. It's okay
You can't we're hoping they add shit soon
because there needs to be there needs to be the dinosaurs need to honestly will
probably lag the server they have to already do corpse despawns are gonna
have to do like shit despawns
I should do that. We could just carpet bomb shit on T-Rexes. We don't need to kill them, but just like
50 of us just hold our dumps in
Drink first. Oh my god, you know what boys?
Reroute, reroute to the sea!
reroute to the river! Oh my god
We rock guys we need some food and water I did not look at our meters this is a
little this is risky land this is super risky yeah this is this might be died
Oh god.
Be fast people, be fast, be vigilant.
You know, let someone save one of your squawks for when shit hits the fan, alright?
We need to look out.
out. The drink is fast as you can.
Nice, nice. There it is. There it is.
You guys see anything? Just do the screen where it sounds like you're...
There's a fucking axe murderer.
We'll know what you mean.
Alright, what the hell?
Is this too shallow?
Fuck!
Yo, this is too shallow!
God damn it. God damn it.
It's too shallow to fish in.
Yeah, the sand is nice on my toes.
It's pretty nice on my toes.
It's pretty nice.
Yeah, is that a little baby?
Are those two baby dinos?
Is that dinner right there?
Yeah, double dinner right there.
Double dinner.
There's no way one of us is going to die for the fucking little baby dinosaur.
Boy, is that- guys.
guys come on let's go people let's go no way we're losing to that man it's not
gonna happen
what the hell is that what dinosaur is that how is he swimming so fast in the
water what the hell are the oh my god hey protect them protect them guys we're
not gonna lose to the damn little thing in the water
I think it's so fast!
Yeah, okay, we are at a disadvantage.
I don't know, I don't know about this.
I'm a little worried.
I think those had to dive and jump high.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, it's retreat. Retreat. We're gonna die. Retreat. Protect the land. Yeah, retreat.
Retreat. Fuck that shit. I have no stamina. I'm gonna make a wall on the shore and if
they try to attack us we'll fuck him up
guys protect him he needs heels land make a wall make a wall boys what is he
gonna do Trump all of us at once we'll fuck him up we can fight on land you
piece of shit don't bite me
new pieces shit oh my god grab their corpses oh fuck we got to go we got to
go there are some from the fire there
fuck i have no stamp
yeah eat up eat up eat up yeah give me some please give me some please
hey fucking hurry please
How we doing here, how we doing here?
Okay, stamina situation is not looking good, boys.
We got a regen stamina and waves.
Extremely low stamina regen.
20% stamina look out.
Oh my god.
Did the sky rat life is tough.
It's a tough life.
Oh god. Oh it's Gator! Three o'clock Gator!
Come on, come on
Shit
That boy you piece of shit
You piece of shit
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no guys we're doing the lake we're doing the lake we need to leave
we need to leave eat up fast and we gotta get out of here
we gotta go bro we gotta go bad I'm gonna hide here
You know what else? The dinosaurs smell blood. There's like 20 chicken nugget alerts on everybody's radar right now.
We need to get stamina back and get the fuck out of here guys.
There's probably like 40 dinosaurs currently en route.
We are detected on many radars.
Yeah, he's coming back he's coming back
As we're good come on man come on dude
Everybody off the shore off the shore
Sure
Yeah, give me a room give me a room, please
Okay
We got all by a baby gator
You have no stamina to come back up here do you oh shit guys do not be not be
It's okay, though. He's eating our boy right in front of us. Okay, do not be discouraged.
We can... We're strong. Okay, bro. We're strong.
I'm fucking strong bruh!
Pussy sorris!
I like this pussy sorris!
Oh no.
Beds, we need a terror patch, man.
Buff us so our bites do like 10x more damage, please.
We need a balance patch.
We are glass cannons, we are glass and chicken nuggets.
There is so much risk in dive bombing and trying to attack one of the dinos for them
just to one tap us.
We need some strength in the teeth.
Actually, we're just glass with no cannon.
Give us a little bit of cannon.
Oh my god, we don't have teeth?
Boys, we have no teeth.
What the hell?
No wonder!
Fuck me, man!
We go in for the kill and it's just like a fuckin' old man with his dentures out, trying to eat.
What the fuck is this? I thought we had teeth this whole time!
Holy shit!
No wonder!
Fuck my life!
Man, man, we suck!
Oh, the mission is done.
Yeah!
Ah!
Come on out!
I know, I know. Let it out boys. Let out your fries. Even though we got a dump of shit
And we will persevere.
Let's go.
What the hell were we headed by the way?
Oh yes, to the previous destination, let's go.
The pyramid.
Let's move.
I'm almost an adult I'm at 75%
uh 75%
uh... okay
I did not mean to do that with the pot
yeah I'm gonna need another break probably
Most likely.
Shit, man.
Boys, I need to take a shit and I have no stamina, so I'm gonna find a tree and take a shit and then we're gonna meet up.
Alright hold up get your stand back. I'm taking a dump arena hold up
We got places to be hold
Oh my god, who the hell is this guy?
Okay, brother!
I see you dude!
Hey, you know what?
Thank you for not killing me.
Thank you, bro.
Guys, I'm going up top.
I don't know where you guys are.
are I just looked at that I would I would love to see the best Tara PVP here in
this game tell me you tell me the guy's streams I has like a kill
Compilation like old warcraft movies, but he's a terror
There are none now. Oh, so wow, okay, so there is a spot that needs to be filled is what you're saying
I'm going for it full send
I don't know where everybody is, but I did just AFK for like 5 minutes.
So I understand.
Okay, this is actually fucking huge, man.
What the hell?
I don't know if I'm gonna make it
I see one at the top I'm walking
What up what up
I wonder what the vision is to add humans in this game.
Are they actually supposed to just like hunt, have guns, just try to kill all the dinosaurs?
I feel like you don't need humans in this game.
Initially, it sounded cool, but now it's like if this is just like a big dinosaur simulator,
it's more interesting.
No guns, just spears and stones.
Yeah, it's just like a big dinosaur park.
I'm pretty sure if they're adding humans, there's like guns.
Yeah, I feel like the game doesn't really need to...
I feel like the humans actually in guns might ruin it, to a degree.
Well, let's see, let's see.
Who knows, man? I heard about them trying to add humans like five years ago.
So most likely when I'm like 50, they will add humans.
I know, people, I know, too.
Alright. I cannot, I don't think there's enough stamina to even get that much into the height.
Yeah, I'll probably play some CS today.
I will, most likely.
I know.
N-n-n-n...
N-n-n-n-n...
N-n-n-n-n-n-n...
R-r-r-r-r...
Yes, please what are we playing instead all right this should allow me to look a bit here
Holy shit guys don't fall in the gaps
Okay, where are we headed from here
Yeah, how many terror do we have in total?
That's south, right?
And that's north?
Well, then Southwest is there
I thought it was past this like all the way down there there's no southeast
Let's see. Before we fly off of this, I need to know what direction. Is it actually over here?
Are you there rare from earlier? Buddy, they're gonna kill you, man.
They're trusting you.
Is this not south right here that dip going down this south and then so that's Southwest
Okay
Oh, and I guess you're, yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, wait, never mind.
True, true, true.
Alright, as soon as I hit the two toes, we're going.
I
Get ready get ready boys. Yeah, we don't have as many as before
I'm looking people I'm looking
Slow and steady you guys slow and steady
Not sure why this guy he just keeps randomly trying to bite shit
All the others died fighting for you in no way while I was afk lies
I'm at 80%
Oh cannibals bite randomly what
So if I don't watch my bite I could bite a friendly by accident
Oh my god.
Ah, boys, shoot!
oh no I need water
my drop are we go towards the ocean guys I'm headed towards the ocean try to
find me hopefully we can actually drink the ocean water that looks like the last
water spot no no shit it's a video game
though bro all right unless I find a
little lake I'm gonna have to turn around
Yeah, my suit is dropped down here.
Boys I need you to find me man.
Ship probably had like 40 people dude, they're all gone.
I hear you dude.
We lost everybody.
they all hit trees
why
you piece of shit
god damn it man
give me a mother for her
Ow, bitch! Come on, man!
You can climb.
I'll see him if he climbs.
I'm not sure what to do.
Show your coordinates.
I forgot how to do that.
How do you do that again?
Oh, yeah.
Done.
I need to go to that website.
Or this works.
This works
There you go
Now we're at like the edge of the map and that random ass dinosaur was there
the rain stopped and we're still alive
this Herrera isn't climbing shit
Yeah, he's not coming up here
There we go
Boys oh my god you piece of shit
No brother
No
EATING BUT NOT MEGATON!
Guys we can't fight that, he's too strong!
You motherfucker!
You are so boring!
Shit!
You motherfucker!
You're supposed to pull me!
Shit.
82%.
I
Always you do our numbers have dwindled
And I'm scared I wouldn't say on the island I got his hack there
How did he lose all 200 of his friends
death. ooo, perfect spot. death and I took a shit and then I left.
you need a Trudan army? you direct the big boys with poison?
I'm sorry.
All right, I don't know where I'm headed right now boys. I don't know where the hell we're going
I'm just gonna head in this direction
I
Where does this lead? Oh
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. It tasted like shit. Oh, fuck.
Are there any crocs in this water here?
Boys, don't drink this shit.
Don't drink it.
Do not drink it.
Come on, Gastrolits!
I don't think I've actually ever forged before.
Let's make you more hungry
We may actually be in the worst spot possible right now
now. No,
I'm hiding again. I gotta hide.
That's where I'm hiding. No fucking, no fucking Dynalligators gonna show up here.
No one's no one's coming here. We're okay
Oh my god, right you scared me dude
What up, what up, okay, we got five of us six seven eight
Oh my god, I thought you guys left
Ah the best weather
The best weather
Very nice
There are a couple of us.
I
Good shit boys
I'm assuming my sickness eventually disappears.
thank you dude thank you food is scarce I drank that shitty salt water
wait I'm still gaining green when I eat
I'm assuming eventually it goes away.
It's just like a debuff unless I eat salt or something.
Yeah, it's just a sick state.
Thank you, boys.
Oh my God, all the dead tears.
Well, I'm already a cannibal, so, well...
Goddamn, I know why they want to eat us, bro.
Goddamn, we taste so good. What the fuck, man?
What the fuck, bro?
Why do we taste so good, man? I hate it.
What's that tasty fuck?
I think we're I think I'm actually almost an adult 85 84% should make a Trudon army server
will hate you yeah that's why I get banned because the groups aren't supposed
to be that big boys I gotta go find water I need water yeah because you're
not supposed to you're supposed to limit the group sizes like technically we're
not supposed to have a ship on a Terra on this server but it probably doesn't
matter because we're useless but if we go and fight a lot of people and kill a
lot, I think people will get pissed.
Yeah I think the terror are harmless in numbers but that's why they capped the
number on other dinosaurs.
River right next to you. No, you don't want to drink this.
Hey, ya boys. Triple Dino in front. Care. Triple Dino.
Quad Dino. Quad's the whole family. Oh, shit. Wait, what the fuck?
dude he just jumped and attacked his friend trying to hit me yeah fuck bro he
just he just attacked the living shit out of that little dino dude nice miss
click brother
now they're trying to protect him
hey you did that dude you did that we
didn't do anything I need water though
Hilarious, but I need some fucking water.
Fly slightly northeast? Do we have to go northeast? It's behind me.
How about south?
How about south on a prayer?
No, this isn't official servers. This is unofficial like 400 man server. Is that a lake right there? Is it is that it?
I think
We can drink this oh
Boys I'm scared
I'm scared there's a fucking crocodile lives here
This is not saltwater
Shit please don't die please I have so much to live for please
Is this salt water? Get the fuck out of here, no it's not.
Oh, is this salt water? I can't tell!
Oh shit, there's a fucking dyno behind us.
It's okay, it's okay, something is in there that sounds like it's going to kill us.
Yeah, this is nice, get your snackies boys, do your thing, stand back, drinks up, you
fish here feels good man oh my god guys oh shit to the left to the left
Oh my god, he killed that little one.
He killed that little one.
Oh my god.
Maybe he couldn't see me.
Yeah, there's actually a good spot. Wait, can I fish here too? No way.
Now there's other dinos here, boys. Oh shit.
No!
Oh my god, I had no stamp.
Guys, we're getting hunted.
This is not good.
Too many of us get killed bro, they all want to eat us bro.
I don't want to fucking eat us dude.
I don't want to be eaten man.
Right here, I'm landing right here guys.
I'm living in this bush, for the foreseeable future.
Hide, regen, I hope you all got your hydration.
86% it seems like the adult time from 75 to 100 takes longer.
75 is an adult, but you still get bigger at 100% don't you?
It's just a slower elder stage.
But that tear that just died on the rock was probably like at 85% right?
I don't grow any bigger than this.
It's just I'm aging.
What the fuck? Oh my god
Was we're in prime traffic
A stegosaurus even with growth multiplied probably still takes like two three hours to fully grow
Yeah, we should do a stego army and just eat all the bushes and just make it so.
The aisle, we can just be like the, the landscapers of the aisle.
Should we all just eat bushes in a straight line until there's no more green?
Oh, this is a dude from chat.
All right, boys, I'm lifting I'm lifting
Wow fuck
All right, let's get the hell out of here. We all good. We good. We good
Shit rap shit rap
Shit rap we're in the whole time you fucking assholes. We're in there the whole time
Dude we gotta leave man shit scary out here. Oh
Oh, there's a stego down there.
Yeah, there's so many dinos lurking guys, careful.
Awwwww.
Okay, okay. How many do we have here?
I swear, this is the same dyno from earlier
Yeah, baby is now
Let me move I kind of want to move
But no, I don't want to die.
Yeah, guys, let them be.
Let them be.
We can't...
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh, shit, oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
What's happening here?
What's happening?
He's running.
Yeah, you thought we were alone, motherfucker!
No way they're fighting.
Take his ass, brah! I'm going for the first hit!
Fuck you, we're on the Stego side, you piece of shit!
Or with the Stego!
Oh my god, he bit his neck.
Guys, we gotta assist the stegos.
Welcome, my man.
We're with you, bro.
We're with you.
Don't worry Stego's rare, assist at your growl.
for that
What the hell when you still alive, I don't even know we left what?
I don't know what happens if you piece of shit, what did you do?
Wow they fell back or something
Oh no, they're still there!
Oh fuck, I had a brother!
Don't scare shit man!
I'm actually, I think they might be losing the stakes.
ARGH!
Yeah, it's like Bowser, dude, grabbing from the tail and just spinning them around.
We'll occupy the red one, you take out the white one!
AHHHHHH JEEEAHHH!
Ohhhhhhhh dude!
Ugh.
Fuck man, you get punished so hard in this fucking game, dude!
I guess that doesn't matter.
Ah, shit.
It doesn't matter if you're an adult, you're still gonna just get one tapped by a T-Rex.
Of course.
Fuck.
I
Yeah, I'm jumping into Counter Shrike.
We're headed there.
I'm done with the Dino bullshit.
I'm done.
I know.
where else do I go where else do I go geoguessir
we could yeah we could we could maybe maybe later maybe tomorrow maybe later
Let's see if I get shit on I'll go hit up some geoguessir. I'm gonna do at least two
But if it's very bad we can all just geoguessir and in the meantime
This game patch and remove my windowed borderless, what are we doing dude?
Let me own real quick.
Alright, I know where we are.
Send it.
Let's get some Elo real quick boys.
Shit!
Indonesian flag wait no it wasn't it might be Indonesian flag fuck it was
God damn it
Come on that
You know what
for the feeling for the feeling
Arruta bro Arruta
don't be Mexico don't be Mexico I'll take it I'll take it I have the
multiplier too
Maku tsui.
Excuse me?
Samala-lotsi.
Emergency exit?
What the fuck?
Alright, I feel like we're in Africa.
I feel like we're in Africa I fucking lost Matt I fucking lost
I lost all right first game back CS guess or two see what we have here all right yesterday
the op shots hit today let's see
question mark 30k you're hacking I'm going off squeak
of
the
death of
death
of
death
Yeah, I'll rush inside again.
Alright, alright, I don't trust a question mark 30k, I don't.
That's sketchy.
To me that's sketchy.
me I don't believe you
dude fucking assist me
yeah yeah it's good job just take you fucking years to help Bobby
I was in there for five years.
Ah, let's rush one more time up here.
I'm just gonna right now look at him.
And the crowd spotted
All right, this guy's gonna quick peek mini here quick mini pink
After one
That's a current
Oh my fucking god
That was bad, man. That was bad. That was all sorts of bad.
That was all sorts of horrible and I lost the app.
I
Figure out something
Hey brother peak, you're the thing where you look.
Still big?
I'm impressed that he's still alive.
Like dead?
Ah, oops.
I might die.
I'm coming I'm very far don't I?
I registered that information too late he said back silo fuck me
he said back god damn silo yeah let's just rush uh ramble smoke Molly
Backside, backside.
Ooh, ready for that.
We got money next round.
Oh my god!
Nice try.
That guy just hop out with his hand.
First match, first match, doable, doable!
I honestly hate how he did.
I fucking hate how he did.
I
Need to head
Yeah, swinging Tetris
Asa it should be open
Yep, I think
You see this guy now, and that's probably ramp
Or lower
Bro, what in the mother fuck?
Red box our side?
No, it was the red box that's not cool. He was he so he wrapped back around
Seven I'm having I'm having any seconds
On site on site
Oh my god
What a fucking rat!
Holy moly!
Yeah, he played it well, I have no idea what I got with it.
I'll be just running. The money's gone on.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Nice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't see.
I got it.
Another one outside.
There's one.
Red, red, red.
What the fuck is your name?
I'm just saving, man.
back side
Everybody missed that guy
Anybody know outside smokes I would play EU if you didn't need a shit-ass VPN to go
If you could just press a button to go to Europe and don't play on the matchmaking I would
I'm trying it.
Yeah, but I want to try it from here in Europe.
Max ping doesn't do shit.
One sitting on top of boss right when you walk out.
I didn't do it.
Two secret rooms.
Close.
Dude, you're really up there, you fucking dumb shit?
RANDON FUCK!
What is on Marshmallow, mine's got a secret.
So fucking random dude, no wonder.
No way dude. No fucking way.
That is actually...
We all deserve to lose.
Yikes.
How did I throw the round?
I got literally flanked all the way to fucking T spawn and went marshmallow randomly.
It worked.
You won the round, so the randomness worked.
And then I told everybody a secret.
Guess I should have went down with them.
I need to poke for Amp and run away
Yeah, I don't know
Well, one went up, have another one down
I've been in the mini
One down
One in the hall
One's dead
I'm getting the mini stone
Double secret though
There's all these
I'm super lit, I'm gonna smoke now.
He's not looking squeaky.
I went towards to spawn.
and
I'm telling the scouts and
This big garage guy does not enjoy peeking.
I'm big.
I think you see him.
He went around right here.
I'm here.
Nice.
He's kind of low.
L?
AC
Oh my god
I'm gonna hit this guy heaven then he's gonna strafe and kill me
watch and diffuse
you know I hope you diffuse
the
still are
what is this fucking peak bro
the one fucking hole right in my god damn POV dude in these blocks
Nobody.
Oh my...
I'm not back.
I'm going to go around and get you to go up there.
Oh
Sitting right there
Nice
You know for we're we have a lot of rounds for tea side anyways
Can you show your video settings?
This looks so nice.
Dudes all even watching fucking 1280 by 720 pros.
I then wondered why CS2 looked exactly the same because they played it at the same resolution.
What the fuck? No difference.
Come on, let's go. I can do this.
What the?
I can't I can't with this game I can't I'm gonna queue again but I can't
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
the
death
of
death
of
rough business here
bro smoke in hide in the smoke
he's 30k oh wait he's 25k
I got a gun.
Froze hide and smoke.
Alright.
Pistol ace, Inc.
I got a son I'm play upper
are you fucking kidding
One mini. One back side.
Brez, that was just, dude, I heard it, but like for some reason it registered as a drop
into vent. That was the stupidest fucking shit.
I heard it, but I thought somebody dropped him to vent, not above Mini.
Yo, let's stack inside.
Okay.
Oh my fucking GOD!
This game's already...
...felt in the shit out of me.
one in there oh my gosh instant headshot dead outside
That's your right, Hickey.
Two lobby, one going high.
Hi.
Let's say let's say
I'm on the right.
On the left side.
Nice.
Oh my god.
That's why I like to read.
Yeah, it's always above many.
Terrorists win.
We could say just stack outside with nades and we'll win next round
13 8 now double scouts
Please go outside, please go outside, please go outside
Come outside
Dude these guys man one round
One dinked on sticky
of
the
I
Here we go here we go
Why we have three ops
Lots of flashes outside.
More outside.
Two left, where?
Planet A.
Hey
We have no defuse entry ups
Yeah, we have three off time with that AK though
I want your ramp pressure. Flash on side.
Open door again.
So many.
What a smoke man.
You can rotate it, I'll stay here.
I have another smoke as well.
Lobby?
I'm gonna finish.
smoke
So is radio
First outside I can be so sad
One was squeaky
I left my ramp position, I just came down to V8 a place I...
Saving.
I'm not gonna push here
On to roof
Nice
All right
Yeah, watch it outside pressure
I
Smoked the vision out silo dead
I don't know oh
He just picked it up
One here outside
Nice
Red red red this guy's such a fucking rat every round. He's so good at just pumping shit
Like a magician
Watch an inside rush
I told you they were going in there.
I kind of want to peek squeaky here made the door wash them go outside when I do this
One more outside lots of smokes towards a secret already made it maybe one
One could be done secret
I can't do it every single time that guy's in the most unexpected spots
I got ram
One outside last outside
Oh
red wait how the hell did he get what wait he got some red as soon as I jumped he must
is strafed. Alrighty can we hit 25k unless this is gonna hit me at 23,999 which is stupid
this fuck. If you're within the 50th range it should not be a it should not
hit you at the 999 if you're within 50
Okay, we're in America, are we?
It's a fucking cul-de-sac.
Or just like a rotary.
How do I exit this area?
Oh yeah, bitch, you know!
Motherfucker, I don't know!
I have no idea, rally?
oh my god that fucking dude that car saved my life holy shit that car saved my life
story of this could be America again it could be it could be public toilets
where is this museum this should tell me if I
I'm not sure there's a shell is this Canada ample ample ningen ample
I'm getting like New Zealand Australia now
now.
okay I don't know where Ningen is
I don't have no fucking idea oh it is oh oh
Oh, shit. Five minutes.
You have rush B. Don't stop.
Robbie rush.
Granita, Medcafe, Ingeteta, Paruri, Sporty, Berla, Halba,
Tamasi, Salonta, how the fuck is this?
Slovakia.
I never bought anything.
fucking I gotta take a shit
Should have moved
Portuguese
Yellow
Yeah, rush be rush be rush be I'll smoke the Molly
These people are in the parking lot.
Fuck!
He's alive.
Fuck, there's a cat.
A window, cat.
What the fuck is this village?
I
Albuquerque Tomarrape and fresh Canton trip localidad what the fuck
Fuck you whoever dropped the bomb
What the hell is Tomarrape
Yeah, so when
three
you ever drop the bomb fuck you
three-card that drop
haha i thought i have the bomb
i am right there
someone's not taking accountability
Fuck you.
I don't know if I had it.
Did I have it?
I may have had it, I remember.
Whatever.
Fucking uh, not me at all.
Can I finish this fucking game, bro?
I got the fuck out of here dude.
Give me, give me up, give me up, please, please, please!
Drop a bridge!
Drop a ring now!
Okay.
I
two
three
two
three
I
Know
Dude everybody got taken out so fast
I went losing 45 bro, how are you losing 45?
What the hell dude, that's a bad spot to put your knife?
You were the one with the bomb, that one.
Haha, I was really.
No.
Wait for the smoke, wait for the smoke, wait for the smoke, wait for the smoke.
Nice.
I think it dead.
Gonna be under a barrel.
I
saw they should make it so the next patch you have to use your dump pad to type in the
code for the bomb and it randomizes every match so when it says match start and shows
the team on terrorist that shows the word and then you have to type it into plan.
New update! Alongside a reload we've made it even more fucking real for you two heads
but you actually have to type the fucking code now! Fuck you!
Flash 9.2!
Have fun!
That's what they should do.
Washing in time
Brother you please
Do the thing where you please
I usually play Scat even though I killed the guy in the back.
Whoa! Silent death!
Don't let him...
We must win.
I actually...isn't coming back.
I just knated so he could see me you're welcome just to push up to Molly
Insane insane coverage
of
death
of
death
of
Oh, shit.
Literally 4v5, I know.
Um, I haven't loaded up crimson in a day
You're better
You see there's no fucking way
It's good
I'm flanking, don't I?
I can't believe he pushed there.
Interesting.
the
He's right here, he's right here, saving.
I'm gonna kill you.
You almost died.
Wait a minute.
I'm just gonna take you, you, you.
Hmm, bum, bum, bum, baaang.
Watch this guy come back in the next half and just be a god, just get shit on.
That would be so demoralizing.
of
the
death
of
He's hiding somewhere around there, I don't see him.
We're plucking him to the right of the second one.
I don't know if I can find him.
Right, right, right, right, right.
I'll get this.
Dude, are you fucking kidding?
Oh, kill him!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
I'm behind you, yeah.
I can't tell you specifically, Payloon, Davenus, one of those places.
Smoke down!
There's two in there.
Captain, are you pushing?
I'm out.
We're on hibernate!
There should be a ladder.
I'm out of it.
I'm never peeking stairs ever again.
No more stairs peeks, I'm done.
Tetris guy is a god and everyone sucks at killing Tetris guy, so we're done, we're
done.
down on the Tetris.
Oh
Thank you, fuck
Oh my god
dude, dude, that's such BS
How did the second shot not hit him?
Yeah, what's up with everybody catching the mollies
I
Everybody keeps getting hit with Molly
mm-hmm
My window
All right, if we don't win this I'm probably uninstalling
one triple
triple captures
two triple side
one more triple side
You think the anime graph is gonna make a big difference or is it just copium?
Like how much more can they improve this game?
I mean the good thing is it's almost like improving under the hood stuff so that's what
the game needs.
are under the hood though
one top medic
And
I'm so down
of
death
is that he's punish
Anagraph is for network and CPU usage. Oh really? Oh that's good then. Nice. Good.
Good. More of that. I wonder how they made a game that is just such a pain in the ass
for them to update and takes so long to update. It's almost like Source is actually not that
good like it is but is it the dev team where does the problem line the debt the
debt
one time they could brush me
It was deeing.
That's all I need.
All I need.
It's going to fall off, man.
I
Miss open
I mean
of
the
death
of
death
of
Yeah, I don't know I
Guess yeah, they changed the game too much drastically
It's like a very very tight balance, so they need to keep down. They need to like dissect parts of the game
I kill that guy on the fire.
I don't know if I hit that guy on the fire.
Oh.
Go, go, go!
Start the right.
Get clear.
TESTS
TRIGGERED
MAKED THEIR ASS TYPE EASY
It's a 4v5 dude that'd be very
Upset too if I had to play a shit 4v5 match with my fucking fifth not
Leaving and the game literally keeping me a hostage in a fucking losing situation
When it should honestly have forfeited the match
But that makes too much sense. They don't have some of those auto-detects after
Five rounds if they're not here just exit the match screw the guy who isn't abandoning
wasting everybody's time on their team
You okay?
One fell back towards T spawn
That was post and ramp I think yeah ramp
the
firebox
the
I guess for how much elo a tiny amount oh wait no it gives me four hundred oh
shit man please yo 25 I might get oh my god if I keep this up I'm going back to
25K on a Friday? Hold on, hold on, chill, chill. Okay, okay, okay. I don't have to take
shit it was in the moment. It was in the moment.
All right let's not do overpass let's not do mirage
and we're good.
I don't know what it is overpass. I miss everything. No, I like this to play actually I don't mind any of these maps
I'll play anything assuming the team knows how to play anubis
Oh, this is gonna be a big map.
All right boys rush speed on stop believe
Was he keep good on the other team I don't recall
Oh my god, hello, oh WB
Hello baby, where are we going?
Two-day bomb bug.
Okay.
I'm not sure we're going here, we're losing.
We don't like men.
Well, come jump on.
Come shoot me.
Instance.
Dude, what?
Yup.
Wow.
Brothers we're not blind
I thought I came nothing okay, I kind of got stuck on you to you know, it's amazing 15 years and motherfucker still get stuck on a whole W
Can't just hold W going in one direction in a video game
Oh
Good yeah save one more
Can we save two more?
No, I think we'll just save for the next game.
Yeah, maybe we lose 12-0 and we come back.
Wait, do you think they're ready?
I don't think so.
Yeah, give them 12 rounds and then we'll wait and press.
Yeah, of course.
I fucked up that as well.
Yeah, I know we did that shit.
Oh my god, I'm lagging as fuck.
Yeah, it's already hit.
Nice.
I knew it.
I saw that bitch ask for it.
Ah, fuck, man.
What a piece of shit.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh, he just left left.
lost three rounds and was probably like you know what why did I go back
Welcome back, King.
What's up?
Well, they're all fucking...
If you find someone that says you can right click the profile and right before steam and URL add W,
show you presented how likely he can be a cheater I don't believe you
Dude! Howie! Did you do no damage? What the fuck?
I don't think I'm in there damage
I'm coming down
One outside beaker
He's taking 70
I'm lagging purple
What the fuck everybody's lagging ass
What the hell dude what's going on
Oh
Holy moly
Wait that guy left
I have some on this
Why didn't we get a second one time out from what the fuck just purple took it
I need my op man. I need to just like small buy and not just keep fucking shitting out
ak is here
nice
Fucker, I'm just...
Whoops.
It's not over, it's not over.
We're shooting now, that's right.
Dude, what the fuck, man?
We just can't hold our own again.
Oh, he's back.
All right, we win now.
Easy.
Did I get naded by my teammate, or did I
get naded by the enemy?
Into a molly.
Now we got the time out.
OK.
are you fucking kidding bro oh this map this is not all matches just all over the place
One time like a suicide.
Holy shit.
Sky T.
What? Why would you pick suicide?
I
Rush be smoke up the place
much
Nice watch outside be
Okay, bro.
Random fucking dead.
Oh, I'm so tired.
I'm gonna kick through.
I
Pressed up times
Nice
One kill, one kill.
Alright, let's see here.
one more minute maybe leg no way dude
Okay. Holy shit, I'm losing air to money. Holy shit.
Alright, well, we needed one of the shittiest matches ever after 2Ws.
I've landed this 26,000 guy talking like he's good, but he's 26k and has two kills and
doesn't say shit when he misses these people.
Okay, bro.
This is a collective, we're bad, not just a, well, my big, big cat here, cat dead.
I'm like too mid.
Mid.
Okay, one larvae.
wait
he stacks was on
One of all, one of all.
If shrimp comes back, we win.
Oh, take one, flash.
Whoops, wrong one.
Nope.
Nevermind, don't go long.
Okay!
One's pushing mid, mid be lower.
This is low Q and...
Where are you going?
What's going on in the night?
Flashback.
This is a nice one.
Oh, I should just aim.
Rinnable, Rinnable.
Nice.
Yeah, you're using the AWP, I can make it, or?
No.
uh-uh, okay, you're gonna use it.
Spinning, come back, bro, come back, please.
I believe, bro.
He's just restarting his computer.
That has one stick of RAM.
Of course.
holy shit there's a fucking opera lord being dude
oh my god oh my god
oh my
oh my goop
fuck
Oh my god, insane rounds.
f**k you!
You're a terrorist, win.
Let's give it to the boys.
Oh, it's only minus 119 on loss.
Alright, that's not good.
We are going to when they walk here.
They are going to be here.
At least far
One dead
It's not that embarrassing, you know, to play the game it's really not that embarrassing.
Not really, it's a 405.
Yeah, it is if it's you.
I can see why you get a knife there's a bear thing.
Let's win.
Shit man!
I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it.
Watch out. These boys have got a bad one.
I'm not sure if they're going to use it.
Alright, it's fine.
That guy has head shot at me every fucking round.
Like it's actually incredible.
I
I didn't get a smoke.
Oh, okay.
Fucking geez, okay.
Get me out of this, please.
Get me out of here.
Terrorists, wait.
Now don't you lose more if you surrender?
Oh, I thought you did.
Actually, I hope we don't win this round.
waste of time
I'll let them confuse.
Counter-terrorists win.
That's what I'm talking about.
Yeah.
Oh, I see.
I see.
Yeah.
We are under here.
I can't see anything.
She's holding the corner this guy.
I don't know what I'm doing.
never again. Never again.
That was so that was the worst match I think I've seen in a while.
and
by space engineers to survival mode
very specific
I don't mind.
No, no, I don't mind.
I don't know what to do.
Pasta!
Noki!
Noki Noki!
of
death
of
death
of
death
I got outside.
I'm sorry to say the downside with this crosshair. It's nice, but to some backgrounds you can't even see the crosshair.
back back back back back back
outside Claire
of the
of
They never threw.
Plus 400.
Bottle with gas and paper.
400.
Sure about that?
Okay, um, mini?
That's the second time there is a stealth mini drop player.
Second time today.
I got completely stealth killed by a solo drop.
What the hell is this shit, man?
the
whatever no it's fine get the fuck out of here it could be secret already
already secret
I
Made it
Default
Think so one default
Maybe not.
It's Sanctuary.
Hey, my wife.
Once bent right now, I like her to him, dude.
This guy's, dude.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
These roofs! These roof gamers!
Oh yeah, they're planting agh.
I have no money in the next round.
I
Rose the galling over here. Yeah, Nate outside with me a couple years
of
the
death of
death
of
death
I know. I know, I know, I know. I know.
Trapped in. Still there.
boom bosh how can you be so good and at the same time so bad I know bro welcome
it's an anomaly dude I don't even know I live it bro I live it all right you
You think it's fucking easy living life with these swings of massive good and massive bad?
No.
Smokes outside.
One outside.
Smoke secret, no vision.
Already red.
I
Don't twinkie
No way you
Oh
Okay
Okay, okay, okay
of
the
death
of
I
Rewind out now I
Kits all over
Found the key. Time to lock in. Found the key. Scrambling. Locking, locketing.
One silo, one outside. Another outside. Red and blue.
Raul, write a book on how you're on a fucking Twinkie.
You're really good at it.
What are you, Red?
Maybe a secret?
Oh, say something, you fuck.
Upper A.
all right here we go here we go here we go here we go
some outside smoked outside no vision
That's a ramp inside Rush.
throwing fire throwing fire
rep after
come on leave
no vision outside they smoked it
all smoke
oh my god i chop it i chop it
Oh my god, he walked right in.
Okay, he's speaking, going vent right now.
Down, already down, already down.
Going B, going B, going B.
Oh, he's holding down, he's smoking.
No, no, no, it's A, it's A. It might be up vents, though.
Wow, dude, I can't believe this.
that
is very unfortunate
Yeah, T side is going to be scary.
Very scary.
Bunch of flashes out. Smoke.
Late smoke outside, already red.
Already cross red.
of
the
of
the
of
the
I was gonna rush I was gonna rush and then fucking back up, but apparently he was at the greatest fucking angle to peek it I
Thought he tucked a little further back, but he was right there. I was gonna close the door just so he stopped blending
go go go
what?
i failed
for you smoke
sorry flashback
grenade out
she's speaking
you wrapped my paper
yeah they're wrapping my speaking
Stand there up there.
One's speaking.
Front's catchers.
Catchers?
Oh, found something.
Deploying flashback.
What?
Throwing smoke.
Putt.
One's speaking.
Right on our side.
Throwing flashback.
Last guy's secret.
I mean, uh, squeaky.
I think he's lobby.
I
Rush up or don't stop squeaky. All right bus
Speak is squeaky hot
easy, please, you are being squeezy
fuck you, many
24, coming
I'm gonna have him too.
Okay.
Yeah, rush. Same trap again.
I like that. I like that.
I can catch him this time.
He's gonna go to hell.
You can rush up her again to be honest.
All right, bus.
What are we doing?
Rush Panther?
Same thing.
Okay.
of the
orange you got a wrap
I don't know, maybe we take it slow now, I don't know, I hope it's squeaky and kill this
guy.
Guys, we fake rush ramp, like everyone just makes solid ramp, the A players will call
And then we go A. I just want to have one guy to drop down.
Affirmative.
We can maybe do that.
Just look like they're coming to grab us.
Come on!
Crap, man!
One minute.
One minute there.
of
the
death of
the
death of
the death of
I'm leaving, I'm leaving!
Ow!
Huh? Oh my god!
Yeah, he was nice back in the half.
Close, close, close, close, close, close, close, close, close, close, close, close, close,
I'll close, close fire.
At the top, though.
Let's throw it at your nade.
Sweet, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We try, bro.
He's all above.
You ever watching, huh?
Propeak, mini, you fuck, peak.
We all know you wanna.
Sniper.
FB, FB.
I see you don't have to come be you don't have to come be okay okay single door
rotated and then
as i do it up a rush
i got two beautiful flash
i don't rush your money i got two beautiful flash
i'm just gonna try to pick many from screw you
one many
so many
drop bomb god damn it
I don't know how that guy is still alive
that's one hell
you sure?
Oh, I should be able to get the minigag. Good spawn. Best spawn. Actually, I think there's
just respond closer here
unless I don't jinx it right now 3 1 and CS is not bad
and I just jinxed it we're gonna lose
one hut
one more hut
there he was
spoke lobby
to red to red to red to red to red
they should go in or i don't know
of
the
death of
Oh
My god now they're stradding holy shit boy some of us got stuff to do bro
I'll be right back.
I'll put on a bell.
I
Alright a brother that era let's see Brader
They don't they don't peak mini anymore they know
Oh shit it's over dude I jinxed it.
It burns.
Fuck!
of the
death of
Let's just work, Pix, can someone open speaking for me? I'm going to just wait for loads to be.
Come here, come here, smoke here, come here, smoke here, in front of you. You can do lots of smokes.
Please, brother, please, brother, please.
Come here, please.
Why are you supposed to go outside?
One more outside outside outside
AP
The bomb has been planted.
He's here, he's just sitting there.
Don't die, don't die, don't die.
My ninja defuse.
These are fine dreams, huh? It's unreacted.
I'm surprised I was able to get around there.
These are the ones that have been working for.
Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
Oh my, oh my, oh my.
Oh my.
Big dead.
Oh, close to red, close to red, humping the blue.
Oh, you just saw him go towards Mini.
I'll point him up again.
I even saw him go towards Mini.
You see the problem?
Still one Mini.
Oh my god.
He's too late.
oh
The racks hit me
20 seconds
No, no, no.
The no.
Guys, please.
LOT.
We have to make our picks, bro.
Okay.
Okay, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to.
I know this guy's gonna-
There's an hop under here.
We know you're right there five or three
one mini
I don't want to be here, I don't want to be here right now, oh my god, oh my god.
Yeah, let's just rush ramp, full send, smoke it up, plant.
Okay, he has an option, we just run through, smoke.
Ah, yeah, fuck.
I'll break it.
Let's go.
No, why are you ready? Why are there three fucking there?
this fucking game bro
I
Alrighty
What's that?
Push all the way up.
Okay, Crow, you're there.
I
Let's do a secret to be I do the boss
The guy named Pocket Barf, man.
So many names you can be online and you go with Pocket Barf?
Why?
Ow, ow, ow.
this guy's so good at nading
All has been cleared.
All other things are fused.
get on our terrace to win
best win
Me too
I
Right fucking 4k right there dude
We are out of here.
Wow, the losses are only a hundred, I'm surprised.
Now the only thing we can do is tie it, right?
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
No vision outside of smoke
Guess fighting plan
one
Wow, he dinked me. He was humping the left side and dinked me
I'm watching outside, I'm sure.
You can be friend I can solo
Fox outside right now
Already can be a secret
No vision foolish mug
Usually I've made it
Watch me.
One's out on it.
That guy was out on it.
We both had the same idea.
one outside the shot
throwing flashbang
it's pretty deep, sorry, let's go over here
I
Live
Damn who's eating good the drawer and the drawers man, holy shit
Y'all are so bad correction we are all bad
I go off of facts and numbers 1515 and you had a shittier Katie than me.
So judging up of science and math, you are in fact factually shittier.
you want to say that. All right people GG I'm gonna just finish I'm just gonna
vanish here I will be on tomorrow goodbye people GG's till next time goodbye
people enjoy your night holy moly there's a wealth distribution kind of 181
thousand on the draw all right chat enjoy a night I got a bounce I will see
you guys