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Hold up."}, {"start": 131.48, "end": 136.11999999999998, "text": " I gotta reset this every damn time."}, {"start": 140.51999999999998, "end": 141.35999999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 145.35999999999999, "end": 146.2, "text": " Did it work?"}, {"start": 146.2, "end": 147.04, "text": " Yes, it did."}, {"start": 147.04, "end": 148.23999999999998, "text": " Chari guys doing house life."}, {"start": 148.23999999999998, "end": 149.62, "text": " Sunday, tomorrow."}, {"start": 151.23999999999998, "end": 153.76, "text": " Sub Sunday, Sub Sunday check."}, {"start": 153.76, "end": 154.98, "text": " How many votes?"}, {"start": 154.98, "end": 182.29999999999998, "text": " I feel like I was just there every damn time just subsunday tomorrow vote up vote up we"}, {"start": 182.3, "end": 185.9, "text": " need 500 I don't know what the hell is out there dude I feel like it's a little"}, {"start": 185.9, "end": 192.74, "text": " dull out there I'm not gonna lie it's a little dull it's a little bit Elven ring"}, {"start": 192.74, "end": 204.14000000000001, "text": " movie set leaked oh really I still don't know how they're doing that dude I feel"}, {"start": 204.14000000000001, "end": 207.46, "text": " like the only way you pull up Elven ring if it's more about like the"}, {"start": 207.46, "end": 214.70000000000002, "text": " cinematic shots, and then like some dialogue. Who's the main character? Who's"}, {"start": 214.70000000000002, "end": 220.98000000000002, "text": " gonna be the tarnished? Like, how does it even work? What are they? It's gonna be"}, {"start": 220.98000000000002, "end": 228.54000000000002, "text": " an interesting... Is it gonna be like, I'm assuming Miyazaki is gonna be"}, {"start": 228.54000000000002, "end": 235.66, "text": " consulting. You would think so. Like he's gonna be on set or something."}, {"start": 236.62, "end": 242.94, "text": " Matt Damon may be right you would think he's gonna be on set"}, {"start": 248.66, "end": 251.7, "text": " What we got here, bro, what do we have here what are we doing chat?"}, {"start": 256.26, "end": 264.9, "text": " What are we doing what are we the win wasteland bites all right yo 44 positive there it is okay, okay"}, {"start": 265.66, "end": 276.66, "text": " Hopefully no CS today, dude. It's either that or not knowing what to play. So I'd rather just play Counter Strike instead of contemplate what EXE to load up."}, {"start": 276.66, "end": 278.66, "text": " You know."}, {"start": 278.66, "end": 298.66, "text": " You know, you know, your guess is fun, dude, your guess is fun, but you gotta you gotta"}, {"start": 298.66, "end": 302.02000000000004, "text": " pace yourself with it."}, {"start": 302.02000000000004, "end": 304.5, "text": " It's fun, brother."}, {"start": 304.5, "end": 311.5, "text": " What do we have here? What happened today?"}, {"start": 311.5, "end": 318.5, "text": " No more curbs than desert? I think no."}, {"start": 318.5, "end": 324.5, "text": " Honestly, I could 100% it on stream. I could."}, {"start": 324.5, "end": 329.5, "text": " But I kind of want to do some other stuff. It's about finding what the other stuff is."}, {"start": 329.5, "end": 333.9, "text": " And then it's kind of like, well, there's nothing else to do."}, {"start": 333.9, "end": 336.1, "text": " Might as well just put that shit on Shrembra."}, {"start": 336.98, "end": 340.34, "text": " But then, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, that's my logic."}, {"start": 349.26, "end": 350.74, "text": " That's the logic."}, {"start": 356.8, "end": 357.54, "text": " Oh, there you go."}, {"start": 359.5, "end": 369.4, "text": " Where is my YouTube bro? It's up. I see it. It's up. It's there"}, {"start": 374.56, "end": 382.0, "text": " New cat armor they added to Crimson Desert last night. Oh, was there a patch? That's cute man"}, {"start": 382.0, "end": 391.36, "text": " That's cute, brother. You didn't even finish your crimson dessert dinner, let alone dessert."}, {"start": 391.36, "end": 401.12, "text": " Good one, Rob. What are we doing here? Anything new? Nothing in our game is AI generated ever."}, {"start": 401.12, "end": 411.64, "text": " So there's Warframe Community Director. Yeah, Warframe has been so relevant. It's crazy how"}, {"start": 411.64, "end": 419.47999999999996, "text": " long that game has survived for. Warframe is the game that is popular, but I don't know anybody who plays it."}, {"start": 427.4, "end": 430.59999999999997, "text": " I don't know anyone who plays it, but it's popular."}, {"start": 430.6, "end": 444.12, "text": " Bro, that game has been more popular than for over a decade."}, {"start": 444.12, "end": 449.20000000000005, "text": " Relevant for over a decade, dude."}, {"start": 449.2, "end": 462.36, "text": " I will be going back to GTA 5 but for online when I'm not sure."}, {"start": 462.36, "end": 466.91999999999996, "text": " I think they're doing something maybe."}, {"start": 466.91999999999996, "end": 469.96, "text": " And that's all I can say."}, {"start": 469.96, "end": 475.76, "text": " Oh, wait, actually."}, {"start": 475.76, "end": 485.15999999999997, "text": " Oh, wait a minute. Actually, wait, can you do this now? Oh, I downloaded it just to kind"}, {"start": 485.15999999999997, "end": 489.96, "text": " of chill it. I think I can do it now. It says April 2nd of the 15th. There's like drops"}, {"start": 489.96, "end": 498.68, "text": " on for GTA Online. And I was like, all right, I'll just play some. Why not? I haven't"}, {"start": 498.68, "end": 506.36, "text": " play GTA online in forever but it would be like a good remembrance to when six"}, {"start": 506.36, "end": 514.72, "text": " comes out. No wouldn't be RP related you have to play GTA online."}, {"start": 518.72, "end": 528.44, "text": " Anyone here play GTA online on PC? It's still as slow as it was. Oh you play"}, {"start": 528.44, "end": 535.5600000000001, "text": " the heists other than the heists is there anything worth doing you have to"}, {"start": 535.5600000000001, "end": 538.6400000000001, "text": " you oh my god"}, {"start": 542.44, "end": 547.5600000000001, "text": " it's faster now it has anti-cheat"}, {"start": 551.2, "end": 555.8800000000001, "text": " you could do community races"}, {"start": 558.44, "end": 568.44, "text": " Come on, man. It sounds like GTA Online is going to be better on console, even though we'll be releasing on console first as well."}, {"start": 569.44, "end": 577.44, "text": " It's almost like if you're going to go online it might as well. Yes, PC, but PC players just ruin it."}, {"start": 577.44, "end": 593.0200000000001, "text": " They're ruining it bro. Look at all this stuff. Somebody said I had to use VMware and use"}, {"start": 593.0200000000001, "end": 601.6800000000001, "text": " a VPN and then you're good for GTA online on PC. I don't think the console cheaters"}, {"start": 601.6800000000001, "end": 608.2, "text": " are as ridiculous as the modders on PC that literally dissect the game and rip the guts"}, {"start": 608.2, "end": 613.1200000000001, "text": " out for full control of the software."}, {"start": 613.1200000000001, "end": 617.0000000000001, "text": " It's like child's play on console."}, {"start": 617.0000000000001, "end": 621.8000000000001, "text": " It's way different."}, {"start": 621.8000000000001, "end": 629.2800000000001, "text": " by what is this rock components racing"}, {"start": 629.2800000000001, "end": 638.2800000000001, "text": " humanity has long since entered into the stars but the spark of innovation had begun to fade"}, {"start": 638.2800000000001, "end": 650.2800000000001, "text": " to re-ignite our drive and accelerate progress we turned space into the ultimate racing"}, {"start": 680.28, "end": 687.28, "text": " Not in-game graphics."}, {"start": 687.28, "end": 692.28, "text": " Sure, badm."}, {"start": 692.28, "end": 694.28, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 694.28, "end": 696.28, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 696.28, "end": 702.28, "text": " Sci-Fi racing game by RCR team."}, {"start": 702.28, "end": 707.28, "text": " Raw components racing."}, {"start": 707.28, "end": 710.36, "text": " Rah? Oh, it's not even on Steam yet."}, {"start": 710.68, "end": 711.98, "text": " Sure, bruh!"}, {"start": 712.42, "end": 716.06, "text": " New third-person mechagame was announced."}, {"start": 734.62, "end": 735.9, "text": " Hit break."}, {"start": 737.28, "end": 739.28, "text": " You're face, huh?"}, {"start": 741.28, "end": 745.28, "text": " Follow my orders, maybe you'll make it past your first assignment."}, {"start": 751.28, "end": 753.28, "text": " Step aside!"}, {"start": 753.28, "end": 758.28, "text": " Let's leave the money, the water, and die in here for a few total calls."}, {"start": 758.28, "end": 777.4, "text": " is that way is this pvp is this 1v1 or something"}, {"start": 777.4, "end": 779.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 781.72, "end": 783.72, "text": " Know there's PV as well"}, {"start": 793.4399999999999, "end": 795.4399999999999, "text": " That's like armored core style"}, {"start": 807.4, "end": 817.16, "text": " You will have to create your own purpose from nothing."}, {"start": 817.16, "end": 818.04, "text": " Sure, brother."}, {"start": 818.04, "end": 819.84, "text": " Sure, bradoo."}, {"start": 819.84, "end": 821.0799999999999, "text": " Oh, that's cool, brother."}, {"start": 821.0799999999999, "end": 822.0799999999999, "text": " That's cool."}, {"start": 822.0799999999999, "end": 823.1999999999999, "text": " That's cool, man."}, {"start": 823.1999999999999, "end": 823.92, "text": " Sure, man."}, {"start": 823.92, "end": 825.88, "text": " Sure, bradoo."}, {"start": 825.88, "end": 826.88, "text": " Sure, bradoo."}, {"start": 830.4, "end": 834.92, "text": " Shay, you know what's a good ice cream flavor?"}, {"start": 834.9200000000001, "end": 838.3600000000001, "text": " Black or Asbury is good, but if I get in Sherbert,"}, {"start": 838.3600000000001, "end": 840.34, "text": " they get a S Sherbert."}, {"start": 841.5600000000001, "end": 843.32, "text": " Not all the time, you gotta be in the mood."}, {"start": 843.32, "end": 844.6200000000001, "text": " You gotta be in the mood."}, {"start": 848.84, "end": 852.96, "text": " Mm-hmm, or in Sherbert, they make other ones."}, {"start": 854.8800000000001, "end": 856.6800000000001, "text": " I don't know if there's a better one."}, {"start": 858.84, "end": 860.46, "text": " Sherbert, not Sorbet."}, {"start": 860.46, "end": 873.5, "text": " share Bert new mining Eidler announcement that looks cool we got here what we got"}, {"start": 873.5, "end": 880.5400000000001, "text": " here what is your way not optimal"}, {"start": 880.54, "end": 897.06, "text": " I would rather have some sweets here and there than not have sweets, okay. Motherfuckers"}, {"start": 897.06, "end": 904.26, "text": " trying so hard to lock in. I agree, but you don't gotta take away those luxuries. You're"}, {"start": 904.26, "end": 908.54, "text": " You're fucking crazy, man."}, {"start": 908.54, "end": 911.58, "text": " You can fucking exercise and go for whatever body fat"}, {"start": 911.58, "end": 913.98, "text": " percentage you want, but fuck that shit."}, {"start": 913.98, "end": 917.1, "text": " I enjoy ice cream."}, {"start": 917.1, "end": 920.42, "text": " I mean, sure, moderation is key at the end of the day."}, {"start": 920.42, "end": 922.54, "text": " It's not about cutting out, it's moderation."}, {"start": 925.58, "end": 933.7, "text": " Or what you do is a strat is you eat 10 calories worth,"}, {"start": 933.7, "end": 936.5, "text": " and then quickly fucking run 10 calories."}, {"start": 942.1400000000001, "end": 945.5400000000001, "text": " So you have the ice cream there, you measure out,"}, {"start": 945.5400000000001, "end": 948.82, "text": " eat 10 calories, that might be like a teaspoon."}, {"start": 949.74, "end": 951.62, "text": " And then you just fucking,"}, {"start": 951.62, "end": 955.7, "text": " as soon as the treadmill says 10 calories, boom, zeroed out."}, {"start": 963.7, "end": 971.7, "text": " That's not happening. How long would it take to run 10 calories? And then at what speed?"}, {"start": 971.7, "end": 978.7, "text": " I think like walking pads are like four miles per hour. So you'd have to run at a pace."}, {"start": 978.7, "end": 988.7, "text": " 10 calories is nothing."}, {"start": 988.7, "end": 1001.7, "text": " I know you, that's why you micro dose the ice cream bro, you micro dose it 100 calories is probably like a solid spoonful."}, {"start": 1001.7, "end": 1010.08, "text": " Maybe two maybe two spoonfuls. I don't know ice cream is fucking crazy man. There's a lot of there's a lot packed into every bite"}, {"start": 1016.5, "end": 1019.2800000000001, "text": " A pint is a thousand calories"}, {"start": 1019.94, "end": 1021.0200000000001, "text": " dude"}, {"start": 1021.0200000000001, "end": 1029.6200000000001, "text": " If you fucking layer it down into ten layers of a hundred calories, then easy a spoon and a half is a layer"}, {"start": 1029.6200000000001, "end": 1050.0200000000002, "text": " on a pint. You can scoop up 100 calories in one spoon full. Alcohol makes you fat for"}, {"start": 1050.02, "end": 1058.92, "text": " sure. I mean you're just fucking drinking 200 250 calorie beers and you're"}, {"start": 1058.92, "end": 1069.1, "text": " checking them next thing you know it's been like six six times 250 well do the"}, {"start": 1069.1, "end": 1071.8799999999999, "text": " math you're fucked"}, {"start": 1080.02, "end": 1090.84, "text": " It doesn't matter the source of the calories, no, but it's more about you don't realize"}, {"start": 1090.84, "end": 1094.86, "text": " how many you're consuming so fast."}, {"start": 1094.86, "end": 1098.48, "text": " Those four beers, I don't fucking know, look at the back."}, {"start": 1098.48, "end": 1104.76, "text": " How much is like a Miller light or a Bud light?"}, {"start": 1104.76, "end": 1113.48, "text": " people drink forward or however many throughout that's their water calories are"}, {"start": 1113.48, "end": 1123.76, "text": " still calories right liquid or solid I will genuinely eat a large pizza to"}, {"start": 1123.76, "end": 1129.36, "text": " myself that's the thing bro it's what it's there bro I would too sometimes"}, {"start": 1129.36, "end": 1134.32, "text": " you're like bucket I'm gonna just fucking eat this shit yellow sometimes"}, {"start": 1134.32, "end": 1138.72, "text": " It's just how it is."}, {"start": 1138.72, "end": 1145.28, "text": " And then you hate yourself after, but in the moment, oh my God, it was worth the minus three"}, {"start": 1145.28, "end": 1149.8799999999999, "text": " months of life."}, {"start": 1149.8799999999999, "end": 1152.36, "text": " It has my face."}, {"start": 1152.36, "end": 1160.2, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 1160.2, "end": 1164.8400000000001, "text": " Pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself. Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 1176.28, "end": 1181.6000000000001, "text": " I like indulging sometimes or I'm not doing the whole 500 pound life shit, okay"}, {"start": 1183.24, "end": 1185.72, "text": " Okay, sometimes a motherfucker wants like a"}, {"start": 1185.72, "end": 1189.56, "text": " a chicken nuggy meal from McDonald's, okay?"}, {"start": 1189.56, "end": 1190.52, "text": " And then I'm good."}, {"start": 1190.52, "end": 1192.4, "text": " I don't want fucking five."}, {"start": 1192.4, "end": 1194.56, "text": " Can I have five chicken, fucking,"}, {"start": 1194.56, "end": 1197.0, "text": " McNuggy orders, okay?"}, {"start": 1198.0, "end": 1199.8600000000001, "text": " I'll take one and I'm good."}, {"start": 1205.2, "end": 1207.3600000000001, "text": " Give me one, bro, sometimes."}, {"start": 1215.72, "end": 1221.72, "text": " Pizza for breakfast? That's nasty, man. What are you doing, dude?"}, {"start": 1225.72, "end": 1229.72, "text": " What are you doing, man? Yesterday I made an insane steak, actually."}, {"start": 1230.72, "end": 1233.72, "text": " Today I'm feeling a baked pasta."}, {"start": 1234.72, "end": 1236.72, "text": " A baked pasta."}, {"start": 1236.72, "end": 1239.72, "text": " I'm going to get a little more pasta."}, {"start": 1240.72, "end": 1245.72, "text": " Night before a nice teriyaki salmon. God damn the glaze at the top."}, {"start": 1246.72, "end": 1250.72, "text": " Dude, salmon is the greatest. Salmon is the greatest thing if you got to cook."}, {"start": 1251.72, "end": 1256.72, "text": " Easy fucking clap. Easy fucking clap."}, {"start": 1257.72, "end": 1261.72, "text": " I don't know what it is man. You eat a salmon you feel healthy as fuck."}, {"start": 1261.72, "end": 1271.94, "text": " salmon you feel healthy as fuck. It's crazy. It's actually like, I feel like I get buffed."}, {"start": 1271.94, "end": 1283.32, "text": " Like a psychological buff. Rice, teriyaki salmon, done. Easy clap. Put some lemon on"}, {"start": 1283.32, "end": 1290.96, "text": " that shit. What else do you need? Alex Garland's Elden Ring"}, {"start": 1290.96, "end": 1300.12, "text": " movie set footage. Wait, what? It got leaked. Elden Ring movie"}, {"start": 1300.12, "end": 1303.6799999999998, "text": " set spotted. Oh, that's why you were mentioning that earlier."}, {"start": 1305.5, "end": 1307.52, "text": " I'm not going to show it on screen. I don't know. That's"}, {"start": 1307.52, "end": 1316.24, "text": " that's weird. Yeah, if he actually pulls the movie off, that will be the most incredible"}, {"start": 1316.24, "end": 1330.28, "text": " thing ever. Dude took, it's like the story so good, but subtle, but now you're gonna have"}, {"start": 1330.28, "end": 1337.28, "text": " to just like fill it with dialogue to make it make sense. Let's see, let's see. Brochio's"}, {"start": 1337.28, "end": 1341.68, "text": " This is one of the most difficult games I feel like to put on screen."}, {"start": 1345.68, "end": 1350.48, "text": " At least the last of us has cutscenes and like a plot that's easy to follow."}, {"start": 1351.68, "end": 1356.08, "text": " Because it's already like fully written there so you just kind of like move it over."}, {"start": 1358.08, "end": 1360.08, "text": " What is this game again? Orbits?"}, {"start": 1360.08, "end": 1369.08, "text": " Hey rookie, welcome to Orbit's Corporation. I'm Lava, Lead Scientist. Just wanted to wish you good luck on your first mining operation."}, {"start": 1369.08, "end": 1375.08, "text": " Just move your click-axe over rock and start mining. Active or idle, it's up to you."}, {"start": 1377.08, "end": 1379.08, "text": " You're tall to breaking down."}, {"start": 1381.08, "end": 1383.08, "text": " Upgrades available."}, {"start": 1390.08, "end": 1415.08, "text": " It looks like it could be kind of satisfying."}, {"start": 1415.08, "end": 1426.84, "text": " It looks like it's kind of fun, maybe, maybe."}, {"start": 1426.84, "end": 1441.08, "text": " Maybe I don't mind idler games, some of them are kind of fun."}, {"start": 1441.08, "end": 1444.36, "text": " Some people are not fan of idlers at all personally, I don't mind them."}, {"start": 1444.3600000000001, "end": 1448.2600000000002, "text": " If it's a solid, good idler, I don't mind."}, {"start": 1448.2600000000002, "end": 1450.1000000000001, "text": " I like the genre."}, {"start": 1450.1000000000001, "end": 1453.6000000000001, "text": " Tiny Eden."}, {"start": 1453.6000000000001, "end": 1460.68, "text": " Tiny Eden, yeah."}, {"start": 1460.68, "end": 1461.68, "text": " What are we doing here?"}, {"start": 1461.68, "end": 1462.68, "text": " We got a cat."}, {"start": 1492.68, "end": 1502.68, "text": " How we feelin' about that?"}, {"start": 1502.68, "end": 1508.68, "text": " That look kinda cool bro, sure about it."}, {"start": 1508.68, "end": 1509.68, "text": " AI game, maybe."}, {"start": 1509.68, "end": 1518.68, "text": " It looked a little, uh, sure dude."}, {"start": 1518.68, "end": 1522.28, "text": " Check, Meltopia on Stima can be fun."}, {"start": 1524.28, "end": 1525.48, "text": " Meltopia."}, {"start": 1526.4, "end": 1528.92, "text": " Hosey was good, it got a little,"}, {"start": 1530.3200000000002, "end": 1532.24, "text": " Hosey, how are people taking it?"}, {"start": 1532.24, "end": 1533.88, "text": " Was I near the end of the game?"}, {"start": 1535.5600000000002, "end": 1538.68, "text": " It was fun, it was fun and then got a little repetitive"}, {"start": 1538.68, "end": 1539.52, "text": " near the end."}, {"start": 1539.52, "end": 1551.12, "text": " Instead of renovating, it felt more like you were also interior designing a little more."}, {"start": 1551.12, "end": 1565.04, "text": " I guess I was looking more for like, it did focus a lot more on like furniture placement,"}, {"start": 1565.04, "end": 1566.52, "text": " which is fine."}, {"start": 1566.52, "end": 1569.28, "text": " I prefer the painting and all the other stuff"}, {"start": 1569.28, "end": 1572.4, "text": " before needing to decorate the rooms."}, {"start": 1576.12, "end": 1577.66, "text": " Dumb typing."}, {"start": 1580.24, "end": 1581.76, "text": " Yeah, I think you just kind of enjoy it"}, {"start": 1581.76, "end": 1583.16, "text": " in smaller bite sizes."}, {"start": 1583.16, "end": 1585.8, "text": " If you try to play it in one go,"}, {"start": 1585.8, "end": 1587.34, "text": " it's gonna feel tedious."}, {"start": 1592.08, "end": 1592.92, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 1592.92, "end": 1594.28, "text": " It has my face."}, {"start": 1596.52, "end": 1601.52, "text": " Don't tell me this is friend slob. Don't tell me. Yesterday?"}, {"start": 1626.52, "end": 1651.6, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 1651.6000000000001, "end": 1665.2800000000002, "text": " So another player isn't the clone."}, {"start": 1665.2800000000002, "end": 1676.5200000000002, "text": " KiteSeekin trying to kill your clone in the deceptively simple first person horror roguelike."}, {"start": 1676.52, "end": 1678.68, "text": " I wasn't expecting it to be a roguelike."}, {"start": 1678.68, "end": 1680.4, "text": " That's so random."}, {"start": 1682.56, "end": 1684.8, "text": " It's solo or eight players."}, {"start": 1686.6399999999999, "end": 1688.32, "text": " Yeah, oh, it is eight players."}, {"start": 1690.6, "end": 1691.44, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 1697.04, "end": 1699.08, "text": " Maybe, maybe, maybe."}, {"start": 1699.08, "end": 1700.56, "text": " Might be interesting."}, {"start": 1700.56, "end": 1702.84, "text": " Daily Darkwood Glazed, dude."}, {"start": 1702.84, "end": 1705.36, "text": " People have been mentioning this game for years."}, {"start": 1705.3600000000001, "end": 1709.2, "text": " I'm so, like, there's no way."}, {"start": 1728.88, "end": 1730.3600000000001, "text": " I saw that Hazelnuts."}, {"start": 1730.3600000000001, "end": 1735.2, "text": " It was fun, but I wouldn't play it again right now."}, {"start": 1735.3600000000001, "end": 1749.8000000000002, "text": " The long dark final chapter is out for 12 years."}, {"start": 1749.8000000000002, "end": 1750.8000000000002, "text": " Oh really?"}, {"start": 1750.8000000000002, "end": 1752.2400000000002, "text": " I remember when they announced this."}, {"start": 1752.2400000000002, "end": 1755.64, "text": " This came out."}, {"start": 1755.64, "end": 1756.64, "text": " Episode 5."}, {"start": 1756.64, "end": 1761.5600000000002, "text": " So you gotta go play the previous ones because who remembers?"}, {"start": 1761.56, "end": 1789.08, "text": " I don't think I've ever played the story of this game."}, {"start": 1789.08, "end": 1794.12, "text": " You think I'm playing around doctor?"}, {"start": 1794.12, "end": 1797.0, "text": " What is in the case?"}, {"start": 1797.0, "end": 1798.0, "text": " Nothing."}, {"start": 1798.0, "end": 1800.0, "text": " You are not a good liar."}, {"start": 1800.0, "end": 1802.0, "text": " You think I didn't figure it out."}, {"start": 1802.0, "end": 1804.0, "text": " We have to do something."}, {"start": 1804.0, "end": 1807.0, "text": " I only played the survival element."}, {"start": 1807.0, "end": 1810.0, "text": " You said you had something that could help her."}, {"start": 1810.0, "end": 1812.6799999999998, "text": " It looks like a terrible idea."}, {"start": 1812.6799999999998, "end": 1818.0, "text": " I was trying to come up with something good to say but it looks like a terrible idea."}, {"start": 1818.0, "end": 1823.0, "text": " Whatever important thing you think you need to do, I promise you, it's not more important than this."}, {"start": 1823.0, "end": 1828.0, "text": " This might be the most important thing anyone has ever done."}, {"start": 1838.0, "end": 1841.0, "text": " It is a little look-alike stuff like an old Telltale game."}, {"start": 1848.6, "end": 1850.6, "text": " He kind of does"}, {"start": 1857.4, "end": 1863.92, "text": " This is like another such an old survival game as well this game came out when twitch was just different"}, {"start": 1878.0, "end": 1887.56, "text": " I wonder, I wonder why it took so long for the last episode to come out."}, {"start": 1887.56, "end": 1894.18, "text": " Yeah, the survival mode is what I remember playing specifically."}, {"start": 1894.18, "end": 1900.16, "text": " I don't remember any of that story and episodes of this."}, {"start": 1900.16, "end": 1904.88, "text": " Survival I specifically remember and dying many times by oversleeping and then being"}, {"start": 1904.88, "end": 1907.18, "text": " dehydrated in my sleep and dying."}, {"start": 1910.22, "end": 1914.5600000000002, "text": " Well, the division to bro, I don't want to hear shit about the division anymore."}, {"start": 1914.5600000000002, "end": 1916.16, "text": " I don't I don't know if I can hear about it."}, {"start": 1916.2, "end": 1916.72, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 1916.72, "end": 1921.0600000000002, "text": " There's no way I'm waiting for the division three."}, {"start": 1921.0600000000002, "end": 1923.46, "text": " Everything else is noise, man."}, {"start": 1923.46, "end": 1927.2, "text": " Take out half of the arcadey shit, the shit missions."}, {"start": 1927.2, "end": 1930.14, "text": " I don't even know."}, {"start": 1930.14, "end": 1932.74, "text": " I don't even know what division three is going to be."}, {"start": 1934.88, "end": 1941.88, "text": " I'm actually surprised that a Vision 2 made enough profit for them to even make a third one."}, {"start": 1964.88, "end": 1990.88, "text": " The third one is going to take place in California."}, {"start": 1990.88, "end": 2019.3600000000001, "text": " I doubt it wait it was New York Washington right"}, {"start": 2020.88, "end": 2023.88, "text": " The second one is Washington, right?"}, {"start": 2023.88, "end": 2029.88, "text": " I bet the third one, Cali, Cali."}, {"start": 2036.88, "end": 2039.88, "text": " I could see Chicago, true."}, {"start": 2039.88, "end": 2041.88, "text": " I could see Chicago as well."}, {"start": 2041.88, "end": 2043.88, "text": " You're right, you're right."}, {"start": 2043.88, "end": 2045.88, "text": " The vision's loop is boring."}, {"start": 2045.88, "end": 2047.88, "text": " I think I agree."}, {"start": 2050.88, "end": 2057.04, "text": " I do agree. I think that's what kind of kills it."}, {"start": 2057.04, "end": 2062.1600000000003, "text": " Because you have to do like the way the missions are and stuff, they're just kind of."}, {"start": 2062.1600000000003, "end": 2064.56, "text": " They fall flat a bit."}, {"start": 2064.56, "end": 2089.56, "text": " You got like 250 hours of fun out of it."}, {"start": 2089.56, "end": 2094.56, "text": " Well shit, bro, that's why they're making another one."}, {"start": 2094.56, "end": 2096.56, "text": " Well, shit, bro, that."}, {"start": 2096.56, "end": 2101.56, "text": " Well, that's why they're doing it."}, {"start": 2101.56, "end": 2109.56, "text": " Can we get another copy segment?"}, {"start": 2109.56, "end": 2116.56, "text": " Um, nah."}, {"start": 2116.56, "end": 2124.46, "text": " No, I mean I'd have to clean out the water and stuff. I've been used I moved my main coffee maker over here"}, {"start": 2124.46, "end": 2126.46, "text": " I could but"}, {"start": 2127.12, "end": 2129.12, "text": " Bro, we're good dude. We're good"}, {"start": 2129.86, "end": 2133.84, "text": " You don't need a shiprap. Why are you scared to play deadlock?"}, {"start": 2141.04, "end": 2145.2, "text": " All right the deadlock guys the deadlock community guys"}, {"start": 2146.56, "end": 2152.56, "text": " You guys are getting into the Dead by Daylight community territory."}, {"start": 2152.56, "end": 2156.56, "text": " Gave me even out and you're all annoying Fox."}, {"start": 2156.56, "end": 2161.56, "text": " At least they had a build up to being annoying Fox."}, {"start": 2176.56, "end": 2182.56, "text": " Check out Minos and Tamashika brah"}, {"start": 2186.56, "end": 2189.56, "text": " The lyric is ignorant of deadlock it seems"}, {"start": 2192.56, "end": 2196.56, "text": " Bro once again go back to what I said exactly what I mean"}, {"start": 2199.56, "end": 2203.56, "text": " Bro prove from that statement proved exactly what I just meant"}, {"start": 2206.56, "end": 2208.56, "text": " Mm-hmm"}, {"start": 2209.48, "end": 2211.48, "text": " There it is, bro"}, {"start": 2213.16, "end": 2217.4, "text": " Airport security sucks Q2 2026"}, {"start": 2225.44, "end": 2228.56, "text": " Is this gonna compete with that other game just put that in your butt"}, {"start": 2236.56, "end": 2238.56, "text": " I guys make sure you don't let me smuggler through"}, {"start": 2244.56, "end": 2246.56, "text": " You try to grab my trap back"}, {"start": 2246.56, "end": 2248.56, "text": " I'm going I'm going I'm going"}, {"start": 2248.56, "end": 2250.56, "text": " Dude you just let him through"}, {"start": 2252.56, "end": 2254.56, "text": " Flash out"}, {"start": 2254.56, "end": 2256.56, "text": " Oh it missed me get C"}, {"start": 2256.56, "end": 2258.56, "text": " You're on teammate blinded you"}, {"start": 2258.56, "end": 2260.56, "text": " I'm taking that"}, {"start": 2260.56, "end": 2262.56, "text": " I wanna do that oh"}, {"start": 2262.56, "end": 2264.56, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2284.56, "end": 2291.32, "text": " Maybe maybe bro, maybe the other one seemed better because it was more cooked this looks kind of like dumb fun"}, {"start": 2292.56, "end": 2295.56, "text": " Sure, man. Sure."}, {"start": 2295.56, "end": 2298.56, "text": " My animations are currently on Arc."}, {"start": 2298.56, "end": 2304.56, "text": " I don't see anything fired that I'm looking at on Flash."}, {"start": 2312.56, "end": 2317.56, "text": " Dota mentioned, dude, don't make me go on the Dota Arc."}, {"start": 2317.56, "end": 2324.12, "text": " The problem with Dota is no one plays it on the east coast."}, {"start": 2324.12, "end": 2332.96, "text": " So when I play, I end up queuing with, I actually don't know where."}, {"start": 2332.96, "end": 2337.7999999999997, "text": " Maybe like some South American regions or something."}, {"start": 2337.7999999999997, "end": 2341.52, "text": " Ends up being a lot of Spanish speakers on my team usually."}, {"start": 2341.52, "end": 2343.48, "text": " to mix and the queues are long."}, {"start": 2347.96, "end": 2350.44, "text": " I don't mind, I just play in a dead Dota queue."}, {"start": 2356.2, "end": 2360.06, "text": " In Europe, it's a little bit like CS."}, {"start": 2361.8, "end": 2364.38, "text": " The CS is more popular in Europe."}, {"start": 2365.92, "end": 2367.62, "text": " Dota is more popular in Europe."}, {"start": 2367.62, "end": 2377.62, "text": " League, InstaQ, Valorant, InstaQ. At the same time, Counter Strike Qs are actually pretty fast."}, {"start": 2384.62, "end": 2389.62, "text": " Choose English language only and East Coast. Yeah, but then it's going to take two hours to get a game."}, {"start": 2389.62, "end": 2398.62, "text": " You just gave me a recipe for a two hour queue time."}, {"start": 2398.62, "end": 2409.06, "text": " Avalos, what are you doing here?"}, {"start": 2409.06, "end": 2412.62, "text": " Is anyone doing anything interesting on Twitch?"}, {"start": 2412.62, "end": 2413.62, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2414.58, "end": 2416.58, "text": " No"}, {"start": 2429.94, "end": 2434.5, "text": " Some armor uber maybe maybe maybe I might hit that up I might"}, {"start": 2434.5, "end": 2445.42, "text": " way of the hunter to is this game out I thought it was only the demo welcome to"}, {"start": 2445.42, "end": 2451.54, "text": " way of the hunter to the demo access your chair really access you learn chicken"}, {"start": 2451.54, "end": 2455.62, "text": " we're hunting reserve with a lot of characters waiting to be restored to"}, {"start": 2455.62, "end": 2460.4, "text": " its form glory but you won't 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duck calls, and lines will make your hunts more effective."}, {"start": 2598.6, "end": 2600.6, "text": " So what are you waiting for Hunter?"}, {"start": 2600.6, "end": 2602.6, "text": " Get out there."}, {"start": 2602.6, "end": 2604.6, "text": " May rain be true."}, {"start": 2605.6, "end": 2608.6, "text": " And your luck leads you to unique trophies."}, {"start": 2609.6, "end": 2610.6, "text": " Now here's your tool to find your..."}, {"start": 2610.6, "end": 2612.6, "text": " Oh man, it's just chilling there bro."}, {"start": 2612.6, "end": 2613.6, "text": " I gotta do that."}, {"start": 2613.6, "end": 2615.6, "text": " I like those memorable moments."}, {"start": 2617.6, "end": 2619.6, "text": " Chase your favorite game."}, {"start": 2622.6, "end": 2623.6, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 2625.6, "end": 2627.6, "text": " And explore"}, {"start": 2627.6, "end": 2629.6, "text": " and wonders of nature."}, {"start": 2633.6, "end": 2639.6, "text": " All of this and more, starting right now on PC with speed early access."}, {"start": 2653.6, "end": 2655.6, "text": " The elk is for the trophy."}, {"start": 2657.6, "end": 2670.92, "text": " New PUBG mode that looks like Helldivers is coming out on April 8th."}, {"start": 2670.92, "end": 2680.72, "text": " Bro, I would play pubg legit if the queues were popping."}, {"start": 2680.7200000000003, "end": 2683.32, "text": " No bots, people were actually playing."}, {"start": 2683.32, "end": 2684.32, "text": " I would."}, {"start": 2699.32, "end": 2701.7200000000003, "text": " What the hell, dude, this game, what even happened?"}, {"start": 2701.7200000000003, "end": 2710.28, "text": " If you showed someone this and didn't tell them what it was they'd never think it was"}, {"start": 2710.28, "end": 2710.78, "text": " G"}, {"start": 2718.82, "end": 2719.7000000000003, "text": " No one lids"}, {"start": 2740.28, "end": 2744.6000000000004, "text": " Yes, 600k in-game."}, {"start": 2754.0800000000004, "end": 2760.4, "text": " Most people are playing the regular mode, I'm assuming."}, {"start": 2760.4, "end": 2776.56, "text": " Yeah, the 600 K is still stuck on the main mode, which isn't bad."}, {"start": 2776.56, "end": 2780.92, "text": " Raina Kings trailer HD 11 years ago."}, {"start": 2780.92, "end": 2787.6, "text": " I am watching that, bro."}, {"start": 2787.6, "end": 2789.1600000000003, "text": " Gaming needs a renaissance."}, {"start": 2789.1600000000003, "end": 2790.1600000000003, "text": " I don't think so, dude."}, {"start": 2790.16, "end": 2795.16, "text": " I think it's just, I don't think so, bro."}, {"start": 2801.22, "end": 2802.7, "text": " Games are still good."}, {"start": 2804.72, "end": 2807.48, "text": " I think it's just, we've seen so much good"}, {"start": 2807.48, "end": 2810.2999999999997, "text": " and the peak of what we, the peak of our,"}, {"start": 2810.2999999999997, "end": 2813.24, "text": " everybody has a peak, everybody has their favorite game"}, {"start": 2813.24, "end": 2816.42, "text": " and everyone has experienced the peak of a specific genre"}, {"start": 2816.42, "end": 2818.58, "text": " and then you're trying to hunt for something better"}, {"start": 2818.58, "end": 2822.34, "text": " than that, but what has come out is so good"}, {"start": 2826.44, "end": 2831.44, "text": " that it's really a lot more difficult to satisfy yourself"}, {"start": 2833.46, "end": 2836.4, "text": " because everything is usually an inspiration"}, {"start": 2836.4, "end": 2838.96, "text": " of what was really good at the top."}, {"start": 2841.42, "end": 2844.58, "text": " And then actually something brand new,"}, {"start": 2844.58, "end": 2846.94, "text": " only so many studios can do it."}, {"start": 2848.58, "end": 2868.1, "text": " only so many. There's not that many, bro."}, {"start": 2868.1, "end": 2869.86, "text": " I mean, we just had a Resident Evil."}, {"start": 2869.86, "end": 2871.3399999999997, "text": " Remember Resident Evil?"}, {"start": 2877.7799999999997, "end": 2880.2999999999997, "text": " Resident Evil was so good,"}, {"start": 2880.2999999999997, "end": 2883.58, "text": " but it kind of felt like it came and went so fast."}, {"start": 2885.2599999999998, "end": 2889.38, "text": " It feels like it was forever ago in my timeline."}, {"start": 2889.38, "end": 2906.38, "text": " I thoroughly enjoyed that game. It was beautiful. Too short. What else were they going to do?"}, {"start": 2906.38, "end": 2911.6400000000003, "text": " There's only so many twists and things you can do and then it becomes dragged on. I respect"}, {"start": 2911.64, "end": 2921.72, "text": " fact that it's not ridiculously long. It's perfect and it was good enough. Dude wanted like a hundred"}, {"start": 2921.72, "end": 2935.4, "text": " hours then they gave what a sucked. On three to four more hours you're just kind of like going"}, {"start": 2935.4, "end": 2947.84, "text": " through just to find the ending eventually."}, {"start": 2947.84, "end": 2960.56, "text": " Now if you don't like crimson desert."}, {"start": 2960.56, "end": 2972.56, "text": " I don't know if you don't like crimson desert. I mean the next game."}, {"start": 2973.44, "end": 2980.2799999999997, "text": " Oh, we have seen I am Jesus Christ, man. We've seen it, dude. Holy moly."}, {"start": 2990.56, "end": 3003.7599999999998, "text": " All right. What are we doing here boys? What are we doing? I'm lost."}, {"start": 3003.7599999999998, "end": 3013.56, "text": " I'm lost. Is there a reason baby steps didn't vibe with you? It was funny, but then I just got kind of bored of it."}, {"start": 3013.56, "end": 3024.56, "text": " that's all that kind of happened. It could have been a skill issue, it probably was."}, {"start": 3024.56, "end": 3040.56, "text": " It most likely was. Drive cars and mafia free ride."}, {"start": 3040.56, "end": 3055.0, "text": " This game was all right. This game was a bad. It was a fun playthrough. This game definitely"}, {"start": 3055.0, "end": 3064.36, "text": " will not sell a lot. I also had no advertisements at all. Plus $24.99 for a four-hour game."}, {"start": 3064.36, "end": 3076.8, "text": " It was good. I enjoyed it, but I think the time has already passed for it. The majority"}, {"start": 3076.8, "end": 3080.32, "text": " of sales have sold."}, {"start": 3080.32, "end": 3084.52, "text": " Temtem Swarm."}, {"start": 3084.52, "end": 3091.48, "text": " Wait, what? This game officially came out?"}, {"start": 3091.48, "end": 3100.66, "text": " This is one like everybody was trying to use or everybody was making their vampire survivors this game came out officially"}, {"start": 3121.48, "end": 3136.48, "text": " of"}, {"start": 3136.48, "end": 3155.96, "text": " Yeah, the StarCraft 2 players are too good."}, {"start": 3155.96, "end": 3162.04, "text": " What's luck than StarCraft 2 are niche gamers who are absolutely love the game, who queue"}, {"start": 3162.04, "end": 3163.04, "text": " every day."}, {"start": 3163.04, "end": 3174.2599999999998, "text": " so I'm gonna get my ass kicked heavily playing it like I'm all right but like I"}, {"start": 3174.2599999999998, "end": 3179.12, "text": " cap out all my skill fast and then get shit on"}, {"start": 3182.84, "end": 3186.04, "text": " me"}, {"start": 3186.04, "end": 3197.24, "text": " No, I just started playing again. It would be nice to see how many players are actually"}, {"start": 3197.24, "end": 3203.12, "text": " in Starcraft 2Q. Like, if you do press the Q button, it is like InstaQ."}, {"start": 3203.12, "end": 3215.8, "text": " Age of Empires, I love, but the game gets so... the early game is so boring."}, {"start": 3215.8, "end": 3227.1600000000003, "text": " game is so boring, dude. They need to speed up the beginning. Yeah, it's such a slow ramp up."}, {"start": 3227.16, "end": 3245.2799999999997, "text": " up on the beginning is so slow man the building is like sometimes you're there feels there"}, {"start": 3245.2799999999997, "end": 3250.72, "text": " feels like there's like a solid wait time sometimes in the game where it needs like"}, {"start": 3250.7200000000003, "end": 3260.4, "text": " Ah, just like, uh, if it's a 1.0x, if they speed up the game to like 1.2x or 1.3x, it would be perfect."}, {"start": 3261.92, "end": 3264.32, "text": " Not too much, but like slightly faster."}, {"start": 3266.6400000000003, "end": 3268.4, "text": " Have you seen those friendly steps?"}, {"start": 3273.92, "end": 3277.0400000000004, "text": " Physics-based or friendly steps? Okay."}, {"start": 3277.04, "end": 3287.04, "text": " Okay, friendly steps, attention, guys, we got to go home now."}, {"start": 3287.04, "end": 3297.04, "text": " I understand you're all drunk and have rubbery legs, but please be careful."}, {"start": 3297.04, "end": 3299.04, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3299.04, "end": 3308.04, "text": " Yeah, I was a sign, don't leave that one."}, {"start": 3308.04, "end": 3309.04, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 3309.04, "end": 3310.04, "text": " All right, line up behind you."}, {"start": 3310.04, "end": 3311.04, "text": " Now look down."}, {"start": 3311.04, "end": 3312.04, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 3312.04, "end": 3313.04, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna push it, guys."}, {"start": 3313.04, "end": 3314.04, "text": " We suck here."}, {"start": 3314.04, "end": 3315.04, "text": " We're gonna hit Trilers."}, {"start": 3315.04, "end": 3316.04, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 3316.04, "end": 3317.04, "text": " I think I'm 50, yeah."}, {"start": 3317.04, "end": 3318.04, "text": " I think I'm trying."}, {"start": 3318.04, "end": 3321.04, "text": " Another elusive to me, have fun, Traylor."}, {"start": 3321.04, "end": 3323.04, "text": " I think I'm 50, yeah."}, {"start": 3323.04, "end": 3325.04, "text": " I think I'm trying."}, {"start": 3325.04, "end": 3330.04, "text": " Another listen to me have fun trailer. Yeah."}, {"start": 3336.04, "end": 3338.04, "text": " Dude, those are the worst."}, {"start": 3343.04, "end": 3348.04, "text": " Fun guys swarm. Oh yeah, this game was fun guys swarm was actually a very, very well made."}, {"start": 3349.04, "end": 3350.04, "text": " Game."}, {"start": 3351.04, "end": 3354.04, "text": " Yes, that was a much better."}, {"start": 3355.04, "end": 3357.04, "text": " Well, as I have to figure this out, bro, what are we planning to do?"}, {"start": 3358.52, "end": 3361.3, "text": " What are we doing here? What am I doing? What's the plan?"}, {"start": 3363.4, "end": 3369.04, "text": " What am I doing here? Am I doing a cup of the day? Do I load up a cup of the day and then go back to confusion?"}, {"start": 3370.7599999999998, "end": 3373.52, "text": " Maybe some armor Uber or something maybe"}, {"start": 3376.88, "end": 3380.08, "text": " Maybe snipe an armor reforger or something"}, {"start": 3380.08, "end": 3387.4, "text": " League into Dota into Han into Smite"}, {"start": 3390.2799999999997, "end": 3398.18, "text": " Did I should do that I should do one game a league in the league section one game of Dota and then you get both of those"}, {"start": 3399.2799999999997, "end": 3404.58, "text": " Both sides of the armies and then you keep interchanging between the both and then they're gonna be like"}, {"start": 3410.08, "end": 3422.56, "text": " You do one win, one win, one game, one game, one game, one game, one game, one game, that"}, {"start": 3422.56, "end": 3424.7599999999998, "text": " will never happen."}, {"start": 3424.7599999999998, "end": 3429.24, "text": " Dude, I don't even know where to start in Dota."}, {"start": 3429.24, "end": 3438.7599999999998, "text": " I don't know about that."}, {"start": 3438.76, "end": 3446.46, "text": " I mean you could just like I could play Pudge and I could just put a guide in right and it would probably auto level me and then I'd know"}, {"start": 3447.32, "end": 3449.0400000000004, "text": " What to?"}, {"start": 3449.0400000000004, "end": 3451.28, "text": " Yeah, I could just use I could just play Pudge. I"}, {"start": 3454.0400000000004, "end": 3456.0400000000004, "text": " Could do it up"}, {"start": 3460.0600000000004, "end": 3464.5200000000004, "text": " Can I jump right into ranked on Dota did no way I'm about to play Dota"}, {"start": 3464.52, "end": 3470.52, "text": " No way. You still got to deny and stuff too."}, {"start": 3473.52, "end": 3475.52, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 3480.52, "end": 3489.52, "text": " Yeah, I used to host Warcraft 3 Dota servers. Okay. You don't understand. I used to have the Warcraft 3 mod,"}, {"start": 3490.48, "end": 3494.36, "text": " The plug-in and I used to have be the server host for Dota games I"}, {"start": 3495.64, "end": 3498.7599999999998, "text": " Did I did I used to I used to start the lobbies man"}, {"start": 3499.68, "end": 3502.72, "text": " You needed this specific thing for it. I remember dude"}, {"start": 3504.56, "end": 3510.88, "text": " But why because it was the only way to play the game and then people who joined up really fast too because everybody was looking for games"}, {"start": 3512.04, "end": 3514.8, "text": " Turbo is much better. Can you do turbo ranked?"}, {"start": 3514.8, "end": 3519.0, "text": " Is Turbo literally EM?"}, {"start": 3519.0, "end": 3525.48, "text": " I don't want to play if it's not ranked, I don't give up."}, {"start": 3525.48, "end": 3530.1200000000003, "text": " That's the only thing."}, {"start": 3530.1200000000003, "end": 3535.52, "text": " How long is the, are Dota ranked matches?"}, {"start": 3535.52, "end": 3539.5600000000004, "text": " Ranked is too try hard."}, {"start": 3539.5600000000004, "end": 3543.36, "text": " Are the games faster in general in Dota?"}, {"start": 3543.36, "end": 3555.6200000000003, "text": " They can still be 45 minutes to 50 minutes. Yeah, but I don't want to play dude chat when"}, {"start": 3555.6200000000003, "end": 3562.54, "text": " I play these games. I don't want to pub in them. I want to gain placement. If I'm playing"}, {"start": 3562.54, "end": 3567.06, "text": " league it has to be ranked if I'm playing CS it has to be ranked or else to me it's"}, {"start": 3567.06, "end": 3577.54, "text": " waste of time. I would rather losing is losing and going negative is more interesting than playing a"}, {"start": 3577.54, "end": 3585.7, "text": " fucking practice match. I'd rather lose in a ranked match than lose in practice."}, {"start": 3585.7000000000003, "end": 3597.7000000000003, "text": " So I guess I could load up and do, I'll do one ranked match."}, {"start": 3597.7000000000003, "end": 3601.7000000000003, "text": " I don't know if I can do too many because these, these, these last a while."}, {"start": 3601.7000000000003, "end": 3603.7000000000003, "text": " And then I already know what's going to happen."}, {"start": 3603.7000000000003, "end": 3609.7000000000003, "text": " One guy is going to throw this game 67 gigs."}, {"start": 3609.7000000000003, "end": 3611.7000000000003, "text": " Come on man."}, {"start": 3620.1000000000004, "end": 3622.9, "text": " What do I delete? Sword eye, screamer."}, {"start": 3625.2200000000003, "end": 3629.86, "text": " Manor lords I'll keep because sometimes manor lords, you know, you got, you want to play it."}, {"start": 3629.86, "end": 3641.7000000000003, "text": " Who added that email? Please delete it. Thank you."}, {"start": 3641.7000000000003, "end": 3653.78, "text": " Dead by Daylight was fun for a little bit, but I need my 60 gigs back. I'm gonna need that back."}, {"start": 3653.78, "end": 3665.0600000000004, "text": " Ranger's path national park simulator was 25 gigs. I'm gonna need that back."}, {"start": 3665.0600000000004, "end": 3680.5800000000004, "text": " I'm gonna need that back. Chewing with Lyric is a rank down buddy. You say that now and I'm"}, {"start": 3680.58, "end": 3682.62, "text": " I'm literally gonna carry his pudge."}, {"start": 3685.94, "end": 3688.2999999999997, "text": " How fast is this download uncapped?"}, {"start": 3691.38, "end": 3692.74, "text": " Granted, who is new?"}, {"start": 3692.74, "end": 3696.46, "text": " There's more new people or people picking up league"}, {"start": 3696.46, "end": 3699.24, "text": " way more than people picking up Dota 2 again."}, {"start": 3702.42, "end": 3704.62, "text": " There I say Dota 2 is dying."}, {"start": 3708.62, "end": 3710.36, "text": " I feel like Dota 2 is dying."}, {"start": 3710.58, "end": 3720.66, "text": " League has more staying power because it's more casual."}, {"start": 3720.66, "end": 3727.98, "text": " This could be the same thing where it's just like how PUBG 600k, it's like more Europe"}, {"start": 3727.98, "end": 3735.7, "text": " and like Chinese based or some shit."}, {"start": 3735.7000000000003, "end": 3745.7000000000003, "text": " wrong dota is growing. This better be amazing, you keep linking it."}, {"start": 3745.7000000000003, "end": 3753.7000000000003, "text": " Oh yeah, I saw this. This game looks a little weird, I don't know how this game works."}, {"start": 3753.7000000000003, "end": 3760.1000000000004, "text": " Hello everyone, welcome. I'm Kasper from Artificer and we're making Minos. I'm recording this"}, {"start": 3760.1, "end": 3766.3399999999997, "text": " because Danny from Devolver told me to. He said that you said that the game looks cool"}, {"start": 3766.3399999999997, "end": 3773.02, "text": " but seems a bit complex. So, Minos goes like this. There's a minotaur in a maze. That's"}, {"start": 3773.02, "end": 3779.86, "text": " you. Heroes and adventures come from across the land to slay the famous monster for glory"}, {"start": 3779.86, "end": 3786.7799999999997, "text": " and gold and fame and stuff. And you design a maze and you put in traps so that the"}, {"start": 3786.78, "end": 3790.4, "text": " The traps, the maze, and the minotaur eliminate everyone."}, {"start": 3790.4, "end": 3792.6200000000003, "text": " No survivors allowed."}, {"start": 3792.6200000000003, "end": 3794.26, "text": " So here's how this works."}, {"start": 3794.26, "end": 3796.86, "text": " I already chose the game as downloading."}, {"start": 3796.86, "end": 3798.86, "text": " Of where your labyrinth leads the enemy."}, {"start": 3798.86, "end": 3800.2200000000003, "text": " Oh, for Sub-Sunday, by the way."}, {"start": 3800.2200000000003, "end": 3802.6600000000003, "text": " To change the labyrinth in any way you like."}, {"start": 3802.6600000000003, "end": 3807.0600000000004, "text": " Straight up, or long and windy, or anything in between."}, {"start": 3807.0600000000004, "end": 3810.5, "text": " You design the maze to lead the enemies into traps."}, {"start": 3810.5, "end": 3813.38, "text": " You inspect your traps and decide what goes where"}, {"start": 3813.38, "end": 3816.42, "text": " for maximum destructiveness."}, {"start": 3816.42, "end": 3820.46, "text": " And obviously, not every trap works on every enemy."}, {"start": 3820.46, "end": 3824.62, "text": " Watch out for the resistances and unique abilities."}, {"start": 3824.62, "end": 3828.06, "text": " You'll have to plan carefully to make the best use"}, {"start": 3828.06, "end": 3829.38, "text": " of the space you have."}, {"start": 3830.34, "end": 3832.7000000000003, "text": " You can set a sequence of traps"}, {"start": 3832.7000000000003, "end": 3835.82, "text": " matching the order of incoming enemies."}, {"start": 3835.82, "end": 3840.1800000000003, "text": " You can split the enemy groups down separate paths."}, {"start": 3840.1800000000003, "end": 3841.1800000000003, "text": " You can use traps that have different groups of enemies."}, {"start": 3841.1800000000003, "end": 3842.62, "text": " I guess this looks right."}, {"start": 3842.62, "end": 3843.98, "text": " Yeah, it's like tower defense."}, {"start": 3843.98, "end": 3845.98, "text": " You can link traps with pressure plates."}, {"start": 3845.98, "end": 3855.02, "text": " I meant uh how long three minutes easy clap oh it's actually 30 gigs people will play"}, {"start": 3855.02, "end": 3861.5, "text": " hot's ranked in the queue is sure to here is of the storm uh-uh that's got like 10 people playing it"}, {"start": 3868.86, "end": 3871.5, "text": " block psychological thriller"}, {"start": 3871.5, "end": 3879.5, "text": " Have you had a glimpse at the last boss of the new raid?"}, {"start": 3879.5, "end": 3883.5, "text": " In Wow, which liquid and echo both are on?"}, {"start": 3883.5, "end": 3886.5, "text": " No, who is the last boss? Is it cool, the raid?"}, {"start": 3886.5, "end": 3893.5, "text": " Dota is shitty to watch, League is better."}, {"start": 3893.5, "end": 3907.46, "text": " League is easier to understand."}, {"start": 3907.46, "end": 3913.1, "text": " I see that."}, {"start": 3913.1, "end": 3914.1, "text": " Dota is..."}, {"start": 3914.1, "end": 3915.1, "text": " Oh yeah, Dota?"}, {"start": 3915.1, "end": 3917.46, "text": " Isn't Dota way more item based?"}, {"start": 3927.14, "end": 3929.58, "text": " As in like you wanna use the items,"}, {"start": 3931.92, "end": 3934.94, "text": " it's more like you get additional key binds"}, {"start": 3934.94, "end": 3937.86, "text": " way more than league where it's like passive."}, {"start": 3938.7799999999997, "end": 3940.98, "text": " Yeah, it's more active items than Dota."}, {"start": 3941.9, "end": 3944.02, "text": " Bro, am I really about to do this right now?"}, {"start": 3944.02, "end": 3946.52, "text": " Holy shit, this is gonna be horrible."}, {"start": 3950.24, "end": 3951.5, "text": " Holy."}, {"start": 3953.62, "end": 3956.28, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna be judged by every keystroke,"}, {"start": 3956.28, "end": 3959.2, "text": " by people who literally play this game all the time."}, {"start": 3959.2, "end": 3960.84, "text": " Do I really wanna do this?"}, {"start": 3964.16, "end": 3965.3, "text": " It's not really."}, {"start": 3967.9, "end": 3970.58, "text": " I wouldn't even be able to pull on my seatbelt"}, {"start": 3970.58, "end": 3973.08, "text": " before these fucks are gonna start criticizing."}, {"start": 3974.02, "end": 3997.14, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3997.14, "end": 4003.02, "text": " Start with one turbo game."}, {"start": 4003.02, "end": 4007.74, "text": " I mean, there's no way some guy in my first rank match"}, {"start": 4007.74, "end": 4011.34, "text": " on a brand, basically a brand new Dota account."}, {"start": 4011.34, "end": 4012.58, "text": " I haven't played in years."}, {"start": 4012.58, "end": 4014.2, "text": " There's no way I'm gonna be queued up"}, {"start": 4014.2, "end": 4015.5, "text": " against amazing players."}, {"start": 4015.5, "end": 4017.34, "text": " Everybody's gonna be bot level."}, {"start": 4022.66, "end": 4023.5, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 4024.62, "end": 4028.84, "text": " The worst possible case scenario is,"}, {"start": 4028.84, "end": 4034.84, "text": " You know, one of the most boring mechanics in MOBAs?"}, {"start": 4036.84, "end": 4037.84, "text": " Wards."}, {"start": 4040.84, "end": 4043.84, "text": " Wards is one of the worst mechanics in MOBAs."}, {"start": 4043.84, "end": 4044.84, "text": " I just remembered."}, {"start": 4047.84, "end": 4048.84, "text": " Warning?"}, {"start": 4048.84, "end": 4049.84, "text": " It's so bad."}, {"start": 4051.84, "end": 4053.84, "text": " They're so necessary."}, {"start": 4053.84, "end": 4054.84, "text": " Yeah, no shit."}, {"start": 4054.84, "end": 4056.84, "text": " It's like putting a little,"}, {"start": 4056.84, "end": 4061.08, "text": " Well, you can know, obviously I understand that."}, {"start": 4061.08, "end": 4062.76, "text": " Wards are just annoying."}, {"start": 4065.6400000000003, "end": 4068.1200000000003, "text": " Warding rewards skill?"}, {"start": 4075.44, "end": 4077.44, "text": " Dude, why am I playing this right now?"}, {"start": 4077.44, "end": 4079.1200000000003, "text": " This is so dumb."}, {"start": 4079.1200000000003, "end": 4080.36, "text": " Let's see here."}, {"start": 4081.6000000000004, "end": 4083.28, "text": " One game, Pudge."}, {"start": 4086.84, "end": 4096.84, "text": " Ranked. I'll be so curious if I even get a Q here."}, {"start": 4103.24, "end": 4104.04, "text": " Ah, here we go."}, {"start": 4113.56, "end": 4115.16, "text": " I'm gonna, I'm gonna trust all this."}, {"start": 4116.84, "end": 4128.360000000001, "text": " I'm going to just trust all that."}, {"start": 4128.360000000001, "end": 4130.24, "text": " Am I doing classic?"}, {"start": 4130.24, "end": 4138.92, "text": " Where are most of the players and ranked?"}, {"start": 4138.92, "end": 4152.12, "text": " What is the premiere of this game?"}, {"start": 4152.12, "end": 4163.12, "text": " I'll do mid lane. Rank all pink, right?"}, {"start": 4163.12, "end": 4175.12, "text": " The thing is, I wonder if I can play Pudge off lane."}, {"start": 4175.12, "end": 4182.12, "text": " If Pudges banned then who? Well then I sit there with my thumb up my ass, bro."}, {"start": 4188.2, "end": 4194.2, "text": " You must select at least both high demand rolls. At least both high demand rolls. Oh"}, {"start": 4194.2, "end": 4196.2, "text": " my fucking god."}, {"start": 4196.2, "end": 4203.2, "text": " If Pudges favorite some band and matches, well that's why you flip a coin."}, {"start": 4205.12, "end": 4207.12, "text": " Wait..."}, {"start": 4216.12, "end": 4220.12, "text": " Should I go to Europe West too? Is 86 ping fine?"}, {"start": 4221.12, "end": 4224.12, "text": " Can I hook at 86 ping?"}, {"start": 4230.12, "end": 4232.12, "text": " Should I select English?"}, {"start": 4232.12, "end": 4235.599999999999, "text": " You can't?"}, {"start": 4235.599999999999, "end": 4237.599999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4237.599999999999, "end": 4243.24, "text": " Oh, I know, secondary language."}, {"start": 4243.24, "end": 4254.36, "text": " Oh, let's see what happens here."}, {"start": 4254.36, "end": 4261.36, "text": " Is there a difference between a classic queue rank and a roll queue rank?"}, {"start": 4275.36, "end": 4276.36, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 4276.36, "end": 4280.36, "text": " Wow, that actually popped decently fast."}, {"start": 4280.36, "end": 4281.36, "text": " No one plays on NA?"}, {"start": 4281.36, "end": 4283.36, "text": " NA? That was actually fast, dude."}, {"start": 4288.719999999999, "end": 4291.88, "text": " Apparently, it found 10 people who are playing."}, {"start": 4302.28, "end": 4304.48, "text": " Oh my god, I got mid lane."}, {"start": 4304.48, "end": 4304.98, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 4304.9800000000005, "end": 4318.02, "text": " This is the year I go pro."}, {"start": 4318.02, "end": 4325.26, "text": " The other years didn't count."}, {"start": 4325.26, "end": 4343.08, "text": " one here at a band. Oh my god half the server just got banned. Pick phase. Where the hell"}, {"start": 4343.08, "end": 4355.24, "text": " his punch are you really fucking streams like are you really your turn to pick no"}, {"start": 4355.24, "end": 4371.2, "text": " way this guy ruined it you ruined it oh my god"}, {"start": 4373.08, "end": 4375.08, "text": " Five seconds remaining."}, {"start": 4386.6, "end": 4388.6, "text": " What do I do?"}, {"start": 4391.4, "end": 4393.4, "text": " Your turn to pick."}, {"start": 4395.48, "end": 4399.96, "text": " Yeah, what about Yoshinera? Who's the dude who spins, Blade?"}, {"start": 4399.96, "end": 4406.36, "text": " Terrible? Is someone playing him? I don't see it. Who is he again?"}, {"start": 4406.36, "end": 4407.96, "text": " Ten seconds remaining."}, {"start": 4411.96, "end": 4412.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4415.32, "end": 4417.08, "text": " Okay. Wow."}, {"start": 4422.36, "end": 4424.92, "text": " Dude, I hope that actually just backed everybody out."}, {"start": 4424.92, "end": 4431.4800000000005, "text": " Hopefully because fuck that shake you guys are really gonna stream time me on my first"}, {"start": 4431.4800000000005, "end": 4439.28, "text": " day to two match that is a sign to not do this and this is a waste of time that's fun"}, {"start": 4439.28, "end": 4449.12, "text": " for you now for me for me I'm just pressing buttons and it's boring then how was he not"}, {"start": 4449.12, "end": 4456.12, "text": " Not sniping. He said pick Pudge. Go, go, go, lol."}, {"start": 4462.84, "end": 4467.5599999999995, "text": " He wanted to ban Pudge. If two heroes pick same hero, it's going to get banned. This"}, {"start": 4467.5599999999995, "end": 4474.5599999999995, "text": " is common. You don't think he was sniping? All right. Well, that was an insane coincidence"}, {"start": 4474.56, "end": 4477.56, "text": " than I guess it didn't seem like that."}, {"start": 4486.56, "end": 4487.56, "text": " It was a Quinkading."}, {"start": 4489.56, "end": 4491.56, "text": " Damn bro, I think the game completely died."}, {"start": 4491.56, "end": 4492.56, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 4492.56, "end": 4494.56, "text": " It's not even starting anymore. Hello?"}, {"start": 4494.56, "end": 4496.56, "text": " Dota? Mr. Dota?"}, {"start": 4498.56, "end": 4499.56, "text": " Mr. Dota?"}, {"start": 4504.56, "end": 4518.280000000001, "text": " Downloading content lies, let me verify the integrity, it did mention something about"}, {"start": 4518.280000000001, "end": 4522.92, "text": " verifying the integrity."}, {"start": 4522.92, "end": 4530.360000000001, "text": " Odd, how long is this going to take?"}, {"start": 4530.360000000001, "end": 4532.64, "text": " I always have the same vision, I don't know what ability you have, but if you have expo"}, {"start": 4532.64, "end": 4538.92, "text": " configured in your bios and you will keep crashing just an FYI I do not know"}, {"start": 4538.92, "end": 4549.04, "text": " off the top of my head if I have I'm not I can't tell you that"}, {"start": 4562.64, "end": 4568.84, "text": " Yeah, this is stuck at zero percent."}, {"start": 4568.84, "end": 4571.52, "text": " What am I missing here?"}, {"start": 4571.52, "end": 4575.320000000001, "text": " Counterstrike just works."}, {"start": 4575.320000000001, "end": 4579.240000000001, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 4579.240000000001, "end": 4582.240000000001, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 4582.240000000001, "end": 4584.320000000001, "text": " This game has fucked everything up."}, {"start": 4584.320000000001, "end": 4586.92, "text": " The play button doesn't even work anymore."}, {"start": 4586.92, "end": 4587.92, "text": " What is going on?"}, {"start": 4587.92, "end": 4589.92, "text": " Dota just ruined my computer."}, {"start": 4592.72, "end": 4594.72, "text": " I haven't even seen this."}, {"start": 4601.84, "end": 4603.84, "text": " What the hell even is this guy?"}, {"start": 4607.52, "end": 4615.4400000000005, "text": " I'm being stalled so many times as signs. Some people would take these as signs to not load up."}, {"start": 4617.92, "end": 4633.4800000000005, "text": " I'm being halted at every step to not play."}, {"start": 4633.4800000000005, "end": 4644.0, "text": " I probably just got banned anyways for abandoning."}, {"start": 4644.0, "end": 4648.0, "text": " First game feels bad."}, {"start": 4648.0, "end": 4652.0, "text": " First game, I haven't played it forever."}, {"start": 4652.0, "end": 4658.0, "text": " And then ban on first queue."}, {"start": 4658.0, "end": 4667.0, "text": " I restarted steam, let me see if it works."}, {"start": 4667.0, "end": 4676.0, "text": " You know, I'm not gonna lie, you know, I felt like Source 2 had a potential hype, but there hasn't been anything interesting that has come out because of Source 2."}, {"start": 4677.0, "end": 4680.0, "text": " It was more underwhelming than anything."}, {"start": 4682.0, "end": 4685.0, "text": " I've like Alex Doe. Alex Doe."}, {"start": 4686.0, "end": 4687.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4690.0, "end": 4692.0, "text": " That's the one they always mention."}, {"start": 4697.0, "end": 4711.18, "text": " Yeah, yeah, this game. My computer is now telling me not to play this game. I'm actually"}, {"start": 4711.18, "end": 4718.7, "text": " not able to play this. So that goes out the window. It's downloading content that no one"}, {"start": 4718.7, "end": 4725.26, "text": " asked it to download. The only other thing I can think of is I need to restart Steve"}, {"start": 4725.26, "end": 4727.74, "text": " even try verifying one more time."}, {"start": 4732.5, "end": 4734.52, "text": " Because when I restarted it, it did work"}, {"start": 4734.52, "end": 4736.74, "text": " and it would maybe not be stuck at zero."}, {"start": 4752.06, "end": 4752.900000000001, "text": " Weird."}, {"start": 4755.26, "end": 4774.66, "text": " It doesn't work, already checked the task manager, there's no Dota here."}, {"start": 4774.66, "end": 4779.14, "text": " Not a single Dota in site."}, {"start": 4779.14, "end": 4802.34, "text": " single Dota insight. It doesn't work man. Nothing. Verifying is slow. It's not this slow."}, {"start": 4802.34, "end": 4807.02, "text": " You need to switch Steam accounts and check files in another account."}, {"start": 4807.02, "end": 4809.38, "text": " I always have this problem."}, {"start": 4809.38, "end": 4811.66, "text": " Yeah, right."}, {"start": 4811.66, "end": 4817.54, "text": " This is the second Steam restart."}, {"start": 4817.54, "end": 4825.02, "text": " Guys, that was my only attempt at playing this."}, {"start": 4825.02, "end": 4827.22, "text": " I don't think I'm going to play it anymore."}, {"start": 4827.22, "end": 4829.22, "text": " That was my only attempt I tried."}, {"start": 4836.34, "end": 4838.5, "text": " I know, I don't know what else to do here."}, {"start": 4840.26, "end": 4841.6, "text": " Jokes, oba."}, {"start": 4847.46, "end": 4849.46, "text": " Restart your PC."}, {"start": 4857.22, "end": 4868.56, "text": " Um, wrote to Vostok. Let me restart my computer. I'm not super hyper road for Vostok. It looks interesting, but."}, {"start": 4868.56, "end": 4875.64, "text": " Don't get me wrong. A 1 dev game is super admirable and like very, very cool."}, {"start": 4875.64, "end": 4878.64, "text": " But we'll see, man."}, {"start": 4887.22, "end": 4906.900000000001, "text": " All right, hold up, I'm restarting."}, {"start": 4906.900000000001, "end": 4909.900000000001, "text": " Mega Bonk?"}, {"start": 4909.900000000001, "end": 4911.5, "text": " Will you give up so easily?"}, {"start": 4911.5, "end": 4913.900000000001, "text": " Well, I'm not like dying to play Dota."}, {"start": 4913.900000000001, "end": 4920.420000000001, "text": " It's kind of like a very off in the middle of nowhere choice of game guys vote for sub sunday by the way"}, {"start": 4922.9800000000005, "end": 4924.9800000000005, "text": " Yes, yes"}, {"start": 4927.38, "end": 4929.38, "text": " Let me see if restarting did anything"}, {"start": 4933.740000000001, "end": 4940.780000000001, "text": " Not many games I restart my computer for okay, because usually I get hit with like a windows update, but I did it this time"}, {"start": 4943.900000000001, "end": 4947.900000000001, "text": " All right. Now let's see."}, {"start": 4953.900000000001, "end": 4956.900000000001, "text": " Downloading content, 0%."}, {"start": 4960.900000000001, "end": 4962.900000000001, "text": " I think that guy in chat was right."}, {"start": 4964.900000000001, "end": 4966.900000000001, "text": " You need to switch accounts."}, {"start": 4968.900000000001, "end": 4971.900000000001, "text": " You need to unfollow all workshop stuff."}, {"start": 4971.900000000001, "end": 4973.900000000001, "text": " I could see that."}, {"start": 4980.900000000001, "end": 4982.900000000001, "text": " Very old subscribed items."}, {"start": 4985.900000000001, "end": 4986.900000000001, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 4997.900000000001, "end": 4999.900000000001, "text": " But nope, it didn't do it."}, {"start": 5001.900000000001, "end": 5003.900000000001, "text": " No"}, {"start": 5009.26, "end": 5011.26, "text": " Nope"}, {"start": 5013.700000000001, "end": 5017.860000000001, "text": " Steve download reset your cash on steam, brother"}, {"start": 5017.86, "end": 5033.38, "text": " Bread there. Hold on, I just did it. Alright, this is the last test. If it doesn't work,"}, {"start": 5033.38, "end": 5057.02, "text": " I'm over it. It's a sign to going back to not knowing what to play. I don't log it in."}, {"start": 5057.02, "end": 5069.9800000000005, "text": " user data. Give it a second. All those to be a noob at the game. Alright. I just refreshed"}, {"start": 5069.9800000000005, "end": 5078.780000000001, "text": " my cache based off of your suggestion and we are still stuck on 0%. I'm starting to"}, {"start": 5078.78, "end": 5091.3, "text": " believe that one guy. I am. I'm starting to believe the one dude who said you got to do"}, {"start": 5091.3, "end": 5113.54, "text": " this on a different account. I believe you, man. I don't know if any of these work. Let"}, {"start": 5113.54, "end": 5122.5, "text": " Let me see though. Oh, no, I'm over it, bro. I'm over a chat. I'm done. I have to find"}, {"start": 5122.5, "end": 5130.5, "text": " my info for my other Steam accounts. I'm good. I'm not finding my fucking password for this."}, {"start": 5130.5, "end": 5134.98, "text": " The game doesn't work. I blend the game. Fuck that shit. I'll hit the play button"}, {"start": 5134.9800000000005, "end": 5139.400000000001, "text": " even if this doesn't hit 100%, I don't care."}, {"start": 5139.400000000001, "end": 5140.240000000001, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 5148.1, "end": 5149.42, "text": " There was an attempt."}, {"start": 5151.68, "end": 5156.280000000001, "text": " Five quick wins in GeoGuessr."}, {"start": 5156.280000000001, "end": 5158.56, "text": " Maybe at the end of the stream-ish."}, {"start": 5158.56, "end": 5160.76, "text": " Assuming I don't get into some CS."}, {"start": 5160.76, "end": 5170.76, "text": " All right, I'm gonna play some."}, {"start": 5170.76, "end": 5178.76, "text": " We gonna hit up some."}, {"start": 5178.76, "end": 5183.76, "text": " Some good old."}, {"start": 5183.76, "end": 5187.76, "text": " some good good"}, {"start": 5192.76, "end": 5196.76, "text": " some good good"}, {"start": 5196.76, "end": 5200.76, "text": " super animal Royale got a big update"}, {"start": 5200.76, "end": 5203.76, "text": " people still play that"}, {"start": 5203.76, "end": 5215.76, "text": " You know, but you play this shit, so bro, let's go play this shit, bro."}, {"start": 5215.76, "end": 5220.96, "text": " 600 people in game."}, {"start": 5220.96, "end": 5227.88, "text": " 600 people in game."}, {"start": 5227.88, "end": 5232.360000000001, "text": " We play in Dota."}, {"start": 5232.36, "end": 5237.839999999999, "text": " Chad what are you guys playing right now? That's what I wanna know. What are you guys"}, {"start": 5237.839999999999, "end": 5247.36, "text": " playing right now? I might go to Armour and just drive around and try not to blow up."}, {"start": 5247.36, "end": 5250.0599999999995, "text": " That's where I'm at right now. I don't know where else to go actually. I think I'm gonna"}, {"start": 5250.06, "end": 5252.06, "text": " to drive around."}, {"start": 5256.06, "end": 5259.06, "text": " Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."}, {"start": 5280.06, "end": 5282.06, "text": " Is Vietnam any good?"}, {"start": 5284.700000000001, "end": 5288.06, "text": " I wonder if these servers are any good. Welcome PS5."}, {"start": 5290.860000000001, "end": 5291.900000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 5295.9800000000005, "end": 5298.3, "text": " Ah, I shouldn't say that long."}, {"start": 5298.3, "end": 5309.68, "text": " Brae station nation now take that long the 1.2 gig"}, {"start": 5309.68, "end": 5325.78, "text": " yeah okay there's a couple it's like 20 10 gigs WCS servers are the best yeah but"}, {"start": 5325.78, "end": 5338.34, "text": " But they're all NATO and Russia."}, {"start": 5338.34, "end": 5351.38, "text": " The Fallujah one looks kind of good, modern conflict."}, {"start": 5351.38, "end": 5358.18, "text": " There's actually a decent amount you can do here."}, {"start": 5358.18, "end": 5372.8, "text": " Alright, we might Geo-Guess actually while this downloads."}, {"start": 5372.8, "end": 5375.56, "text": " and then there's about a 30 man queue."}, {"start": 5375.56, "end": 5377.7, "text": " So that doesn't help the situation."}, {"start": 5385.320000000001, "end": 5388.74, "text": " The do-do bar started moving once you launched."}, {"start": 5389.84, "end": 5391.4800000000005, "text": " Are you kidding me, dude?"}, {"start": 5391.4800000000005, "end": 5406.400000000001, "text": " Oh, hey, buddy."}, {"start": 5406.400000000001, "end": 5407.400000000001, "text": " Is it a sign?"}, {"start": 5407.400000000001, "end": 5409.400000000001, "text": " Did it go back?"}, {"start": 5409.400000000001, "end": 5411.72, "text": " Because notice how this stopped downloading?"}, {"start": 5411.72, "end": 5414.72, "text": " Oh wait, no, it kept going."}, {"start": 5414.72, "end": 5417.72, "text": " No, no, no, no, no!"}, {"start": 5417.72, "end": 5422.72, "text": " No, no, no, it cannot be, it cannot be please."}, {"start": 5427.12, "end": 5429.240000000001, "text": " It cannot be like this."}, {"start": 5431.4400000000005, "end": 5432.56, "text": " All right, fine."}, {"start": 5432.56, "end": 5437.56, "text": " We'll do one match, one ranked game, Pudge."}, {"start": 5437.92, "end": 5439.84, "text": " And then we'll come back to Arma."}, {"start": 5439.84, "end": 5441.18, "text": " The day is young."}, {"start": 5442.16, "end": 5443.62, "text": " It's only 130, bro."}, {"start": 5445.62, "end": 5446.66, "text": " Unless I got bad."}, {"start": 5447.72, "end": 5452.2, "text": " Okay, never mind. We're going back. Okay. Disabled for 20 minutes."}, {"start": 5453.08, "end": 5457.72, "text": " Uh, right. And never mind. We're going back. 20 minutes is like an hour."}, {"start": 5460.52, "end": 5463.08, "text": " Ain't nobody got time for that shit. Let's go back."}, {"start": 5470.92, "end": 5471.42, "text": " Nope!"}, {"start": 5477.72, "end": 5490.14, "text": " One P3B, what is the difference in Surgency or Vietnam 67?"}, {"start": 5490.14, "end": 5492.22, "text": " Anyone know what's different here?"}, {"start": 5492.22, "end": 5496.34, "text": " What should I do?"}, {"start": 5496.34, "end": 5507.3, "text": " Look at this."}, {"start": 5507.3, "end": 5514.3, "text": " First person and third person."}, {"start": 5514.3, "end": 5526.78, "text": " Alright, this will be fast."}, {"start": 5526.78, "end": 5530.78, "text": " In the meantime, let me uh, own some people world wide."}, {"start": 5542.78, "end": 5543.78, "text": " America?"}, {"start": 5544.78, "end": 5545.78, "text": " America?"}, {"start": 5547.78, "end": 5548.78, "text": " America?"}, {"start": 5550.78, "end": 5551.78, "text": " America?"}, {"start": 5556.78, "end": 5560.179999999999, "text": " Okay, okay, main road main road situation"}, {"start": 5562.139999999999, "end": 5564.139999999999, "text": " Main road situation"}, {"start": 5570.0199999999995, "end": 5573.58, "text": " Okay, it looks like we're going this way it does not it does not want me to go the other way"}, {"start": 5574.62, "end": 5578.86, "text": " This looks like it could be that you this looks like it's like in the middle of winter East Coast"}, {"start": 5579.82, "end": 5581.82, "text": " Like we're on the East Coast"}, {"start": 5583.46, "end": 5585.46, "text": " For sure"}, {"start": 5585.46, "end": 5588.02, "text": " I've seen I've seen the sticks"}, {"start": 5596.5, "end": 5598.5, "text": " Those living in the sticks"}, {"start": 5601.62, "end": 5603.62, "text": " When field"}, {"start": 5607.1, "end": 5611.54, "text": " Honestly, I could just literally do the east coast and it will probably just be one of the cluster"}, {"start": 5611.54, "end": 5628.5, "text": " Alberta, Canada by the way, hello there, hello there, what the fuck is Alberta again?"}, {"start": 5628.5, "end": 5638.5, "text": " I'm pretty sure it's on the east right? Where the fuck is Alberta again?"}, {"start": 5638.5, "end": 5664.5, "text": " I don't even know bro. I know Alberta. I don't even know where I'm looking for this."}, {"start": 5664.5, "end": 5688.7, "text": " Where in the shit is Alberta Canada?"}, {"start": 5688.7, "end": 5691.34, "text": " I know it's in Canada, I've never really looked."}, {"start": 5691.34, "end": 5693.66, "text": " I feel like I'm missing it, but I'm in the right area."}, {"start": 5703.66, "end": 5706.06, "text": " Dude, I don't know, man."}, {"start": 5706.06, "end": 5707.34, "text": " Alberta, dude."}, {"start": 5707.34, "end": 5710.66, "text": " Am I going to have to hit up the roots?"}, {"start": 5720.1, "end": 5720.62, "text": " Oh, nice."}, {"start": 5720.62, "end": 5722.62, "text": " Alright, I'm in queue."}, {"start": 5737.62, "end": 5739.62, "text": " I have no fucking idea, bro."}, {"start": 5739.62, "end": 5742.62, "text": " I don't know. Right here. Where's Alberta?"}, {"start": 5742.62, "end": 5745.62, "text": " This guy has no idea, bro. This guy thinks he's in China right now anyways."}, {"start": 5745.62, "end": 5747.62, "text": " I don't see any pressure here."}, {"start": 5750.62, "end": 5763.38, "text": " oh my god he beat me dude are you kidding me are you kidding me how did I not see that"}, {"start": 5763.38, "end": 5788.9400000000005, "text": " are you kidding me dude winfield oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god"}, {"start": 5788.9400000000005, "end": 5796.700000000001, "text": " Oh people are living pretty fast in the server. Okay."}, {"start": 5802.14, "end": 5805.820000000001, "text": " Where are we bro? Where are we?"}, {"start": 5809.26, "end": 5814.780000000001, "text": " Give me something. Give me something. Give me something."}, {"start": 5818.9400000000005, "end": 5836.14, "text": " We're traveling guys just uh hold we're traveling"}, {"start": 5839.26, "end": 5842.9400000000005, "text": " we're traveling boys we got time we got time go get a drink"}, {"start": 5844.06, "end": 5847.660000000001, "text": " you know come back later we'll probably still be on the same fucking road"}, {"start": 5848.9400000000005, "end": 5859.26, "text": " Adam Molley! Adam Molley! That didn't change anything."}, {"start": 5861.540000000001, "end": 5864.540000000001, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 5865.18, "end": 5868.18, "text": " It doesn't now."}, {"start": 5869.18, "end": 5877.500000000001, "text": " I- I don't know, man. We're in Turkey right now. This is Turkey."}, {"start": 5878.9400000000005, "end": 5885.9400000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5885.9400000000005, "end": 5890.960000000001, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 5890.960000000001, "end": 5895.000000000001, "text": " I was gonna go Turkey or"}, {"start": 5895.000000000001, "end": 5899.000000000001, "text": " Greece."}, {"start": 5899.000000000001, "end": 5907.000000000001, "text": " South Africa."}, {"start": 5907.0, "end": 5913.56, "text": " No man, we here bro, we here right there"}, {"start": 5917.32, "end": 5919.32, "text": " All right, easy"}, {"start": 5924.04, "end": 5926.04, "text": " Bro, he's lost again he's lost"}, {"start": 5928.84, "end": 5930.84, "text": " Rose asking for a god"}, {"start": 5930.84, "end": 5933.84, "text": " Got any guiding, you man?"}, {"start": 5933.84, "end": 5935.84, "text": " He's not guiding."}, {"start": 5935.84, "end": 5936.84, "text": " Okay, he kinda did."}, {"start": 5936.84, "end": 5937.84, "text": " He kinda did actually."}, {"start": 5937.84, "end": 5942.84, "text": " Okay, bro."}, {"start": 5942.84, "end": 5952.84, "text": " I swear Malaysia and Indonesia's language is the same."}, {"start": 5952.84, "end": 5956.84, "text": " They're like close."}, {"start": 5956.84, "end": 5964.04, "text": " Malaysia and Indonesia when I read the text it's either Indonesia or Malaysia, but both the words it's like the same words"}, {"start": 5965.32, "end": 5968.6, "text": " Is it actually as an America dude?"}, {"start": 5969.76, "end": 5972.02, "text": " Is this the first non-weeb?"}, {"start": 5973.04, "end": 5975.04, "text": " respect"}, {"start": 5975.04, "end": 5976.56, "text": " respect"}, {"start": 5976.56, "end": 5978.56, "text": " sir"}, {"start": 5979.28, "end": 5981.28, "text": " respect"}, {"start": 5986.84, "end": 5998.82, "text": " All right, 19th, what the hell, bro?"}, {"start": 5998.82, "end": 6007.400000000001, "text": " Is there like a street in Kansas that looks like Tokyo?"}, {"start": 6007.400000000001, "end": 6010.68, "text": " The luckiest store in Ireland."}, {"start": 6010.68, "end": 6012.88, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 6012.88, "end": 6027.08, "text": " Don't tell me we're getting jubated here and now he's just like an Irish guy who put"}, {"start": 6027.08, "end": 6029.6, "text": " it up that side and it's actually Romania."}, {"start": 6029.6, "end": 6030.6, "text": " Okay Ukraine."}, {"start": 6030.6, "end": 6033.6, "text": " How are you in Ukraine?"}, {"start": 6033.6, "end": 6034.6, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 6034.6, "end": 6041.6, "text": " There is no Creel."}, {"start": 6041.6, "end": 6054.6, "text": " Ambulancia, urgencias, samu."}, {"start": 6054.6, "end": 6060.6, "text": " Ambulancia, gelisco."}, {"start": 6060.6, "end": 6062.6, "text": " Jalisco."}, {"start": 6068.280000000001, "end": 6072.9800000000005, "text": " Mr. Sun says we're in the southern hemisphere."}, {"start": 6075.08, "end": 6077.08, "text": " Ubald."}, {"start": 6078.6, "end": 6080.6, "text": " Sun- Ubald?"}, {"start": 6082.4800000000005, "end": 6084.400000000001, "text": " What does it mean?"}, {"start": 6084.400000000001, "end": 6087.14, "text": " Con-Ubald, PRI."}, {"start": 6087.14, "end": 6089.14, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6090.14, "end": 6092.14, "text": " Mexican flag colors"}, {"start": 6096.38, "end": 6103.08, "text": " Is this just straight up fucking Mexico, brother, but this is southern hemisphere, so I don't think it is"}, {"start": 6106.660000000001, "end": 6108.660000000001, "text": " Guadalupe"}, {"start": 6117.14, "end": 6124.14, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 6124.14, "end": 6133.660000000001, "text": " Shit man, Ecuador, I don't know."}, {"start": 6133.660000000001, "end": 6134.660000000001, "text": " Right here."}, {"start": 6134.660000000001, "end": 6135.660000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 6135.660000000001, "end": 6136.660000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 6136.660000000001, "end": 6139.660000000001, "text": " Dude, are you kidding?"}, {"start": 6139.660000000001, "end": 6143.5, "text": " The sun was literally in the north."}, {"start": 6143.5, "end": 6144.5, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 6144.5, "end": 6157.38, "text": " Are you fucking kidding right now?"}, {"start": 6157.38, "end": 6158.38, "text": " Are you fucking kidding?"}, {"start": 6158.38, "end": 6160.18, "text": " It was Mexico."}, {"start": 6160.18, "end": 6161.7, "text": " Was it not North?"}, {"start": 6161.7, "end": 6164.7, "text": " Or was it in South Hemisphere?"}, {"start": 6164.7, "end": 6165.7, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6165.7, "end": 6173.179999999999, "text": " It's like Portugal or Spain or something."}, {"start": 6173.179999999999, "end": 6192.26, "text": " Uh-oh, boys, um, hold up, guys, emergency situation, oh god, I'm going to lose."}, {"start": 6372.26, "end": 6374.26, "text": " You"}, {"start": 6396.3, "end": 6399.18, "text": " Sorry shot. All right, we got time for another one"}, {"start": 6402.26, "end": 6422.26, "text": " I saw a lot of person people who have no cue rank anyone know why why why why why why why"}, {"start": 6422.26, "end": 6442.14, "text": " Where are we going, where are we headed?"}, {"start": 6442.14, "end": 6447.820000000001, "text": " EPI, Super-Allenu Petroleum International,"}, {"start": 6447.820000000001, "end": 6455.660000000001, "text": " gas oil, lavage, bedangi, uberty, Bank of Africa."}, {"start": 6463.06, "end": 6463.860000000001, "text": " Over the lube."}, {"start": 6472.14, "end": 6477.14, "text": " Senegal. Send it on Senegal."}, {"start": 6484.54, "end": 6488.54, "text": " There is French."}, {"start": 6488.54, "end": 6491.54, "text": " I saw some French."}, {"start": 6491.54, "end": 6494.54, "text": " C\u00e9zanne is Senegal."}, {"start": 6494.54, "end": 6498.54, "text": " Is there not French?"}, {"start": 6498.54, "end": 6501.54, "text": " I feel like I should know this."}, {"start": 6501.54, "end": 6503.54, "text": " Unless this is Mexico."}, {"start": 6508.18, "end": 6511.94, "text": " Did the hemisphere debated me earlier? I don't trust it anymore."}, {"start": 6511.94, "end": 6513.94, "text": " Even though this is North."}, {"start": 6514.1, "end": 6516.1, "text": " This is North."}, {"start": 6527.7, "end": 6529.7, "text": " Am I- Am I tripping here?"}, {"start": 6531.54, "end": 6543.9, "text": " I don't know where to go here. I'm not sure. Oh dear. Oh god. Oh my god. Brazil. Dude, okay,"}, {"start": 6543.9, "end": 6552.5, "text": " I can't read the hemisphere anymore. I'm done. I don't know how I'm reading it wrong."}, {"start": 6555.26, "end": 6561.14, "text": " Like, this is clearly north so we're in the southern hemisphere."}, {"start": 6561.54, "end": 6581.22, "text": " I think it's just how I'm reading it at the angle and it's throwing me off."}, {"start": 6581.22, "end": 6588.22, "text": " The wall boom! Holthamteen, Atherstone, the wall boom."}, {"start": 6604.22, "end": 6606.22, "text": " It feels like Africa as well."}, {"start": 6611.22, "end": 6624.900000000001, "text": " I'm about to load into the server."}, {"start": 6624.900000000001, "end": 6641.02, "text": " That's what I'm saying."}, {"start": 6641.02, "end": 6642.02, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 6642.02, "end": 6645.1, "text": " We are right here."}, {"start": 6645.1, "end": 6647.3, "text": " Right there."}, {"start": 6647.3, "end": 6648.3, "text": " Right there."}, {"start": 6648.3, "end": 6649.3, "text": " Border."}, {"start": 6649.3, "end": 6650.3, "text": " The water bomb!"}, {"start": 6650.3, "end": 6661.900000000001, "text": " Oh wait, he was already around here too."}, {"start": 6661.900000000001, "end": 6667.860000000001, "text": " Dude, I'm in."}, {"start": 6667.860000000001, "end": 6669.860000000001, "text": " Man, I'm in."}, {"start": 6669.860000000001, "end": 6675.1, "text": " Are you kidding me? All of that for an error? Dude. I"}, {"start": 6676.700000000001, "end": 6684.660000000001, "text": " Hate gaming I do I'm done. This is what bro. This is why I gotta be an a pleb and just play fucking the most basic shit. Oh"}, {"start": 6687.06, "end": 6689.06, "text": " My god"}, {"start": 6691.06, "end": 6696.22, "text": " And now there's a plus 43 Q because obviously"}, {"start": 6696.22, "end": 6703.2, "text": " I'm showing the fucking server so these dumbasses need to log in"}, {"start": 6705.360000000001, "end": 6710.4400000000005, "text": " Holy shit, no other server has the plus 43"}, {"start": 6726.22, "end": 6748.22, "text": " I'm going to go back to the"}, {"start": 6748.22, "end": 6754.22, "text": " room."}, {"start": 6754.22, "end": 6759.5, "text": " I'm not really sure where the fuck we are right now."}, {"start": 6759.5, "end": 6764.820000000001, "text": " I want to say South America, but I don't know."}, {"start": 6764.820000000001, "end": 6770.820000000001, "text": " I want to say South America, I don't know."}, {"start": 6770.82, "end": 6799.62, "text": " Okay, hold on. We're somewhere. Some dialogue, some text. Rehabilitation. Okay, wait, was"}, {"start": 6799.62, "end": 6801.34, "text": " Is that Columbia?"}, {"start": 6801.34, "end": 6807.34, "text": " Oh, not Lumbia, but I could see this being Columbia."}, {"start": 6814.46, "end": 6819.3, "text": " Shit, I don't know, I don't know."}, {"start": 6821.8, "end": 6825.3, "text": " There it is, boom, boom, still in the game."}, {"start": 6829.62, "end": 6836.62, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 6836.62, "end": 6855.62, "text": " Casa de Comidas, de mesa delivery."}, {"start": 6855.62, "end": 6862.3, "text": " Spain? Argentina? Wow."}, {"start": 6865.54, "end": 6873.099999999999, "text": " Gigi bro. Gigi bro. What matters is your tribe. Okay. Remember that."}, {"start": 6877.26, "end": 6878.58, "text": " I believe in you."}, {"start": 6885.62, "end": 6900.62, "text": " There it is, boys. There it is. Another one!"}, {"start": 6900.62, "end": 6914.22, "text": " Hey, bro. Oh, my God. So I just downloaded all that and it doesn't work. Is that what's"}, {"start": 6914.22, "end": 6935.7, "text": " going on here? Why is this failing? This guy just thought he could one tap me real quick."}, {"start": 6935.7, "end": 6938.3, "text": " Okay pal, okay pal."}, {"start": 6938.3, "end": 6939.139999999999, "text": " Okay pal."}, {"start": 6941.46, "end": 6942.3, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 6943.42, "end": 6947.26, "text": " Oh wait, 461, how big is Thailand?"}, {"start": 6947.26, "end": 6948.099999999999, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 6952.22, "end": 6957.22, "text": " Gyochino Rossini, Longamari, Gyochino Rossini."}, {"start": 6965.7, "end": 6978.0199999999995, "text": " Looking around, I don't see it all the way."}, {"start": 6978.0199999999995, "end": 6982.22, "text": " Oh wow, really?"}, {"start": 6982.22, "end": 6983.22, "text": " That's outside of Rome?"}, {"start": 6983.22, "end": 6984.22, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 6984.22, "end": 7000.740000000001, "text": " Look man, just look at the fucking Colosseum, bitch, the fuck up, don't leave."}, {"start": 7000.740000000001, "end": 7007.34, "text": " Just look at the shit there, brah, don't there, don't leave."}, {"start": 7007.34, "end": 7014.34, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 7014.34, "end": 7023.34, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 7023.34, "end": 7024.34, "text": " Manmark?"}, {"start": 7024.34, "end": 7025.34, "text": " Salter Road?"}, {"start": 7025.34, "end": 7029.26, "text": " Bro, this is Australia or something, isn't it?"}, {"start": 7029.26, "end": 7030.26, "text": " This is Australia."}, {"start": 7030.26, "end": 7031.26, "text": " Oh, I'm so fucked."}, {"start": 7031.26, "end": 7032.26, "text": " Oh, I'm so fucked."}, {"start": 7032.26, "end": 7033.26, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 7033.26, "end": 7034.26, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 7034.26, "end": 7035.26, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 7035.26, "end": 7038.46, "text": " I don't know. I don't know. Oh my god"}, {"start": 7041.5, "end": 7047.900000000001, "text": " Of course, dude, Australia dude, Australia is so fucking stupid. It's literally a"}, {"start": 7047.900000000001, "end": 7051.1, "text": " It's the Australia is the worst continent in"}, {"start": 7052.06, "end": 7056.46, "text": " This game. It's the most 50 50 coin toss piece of shit"}, {"start": 7058.46, "end": 7064.3, "text": " I swear to God, it's always a coin toss east or west Perth or a Sydney Perth or Sydney"}, {"start": 7065.26, "end": 7070.820000000001, "text": " The subtleties are so hard."}, {"start": 7070.820000000001, "end": 7075.7, "text": " It is a skill issue, but still."}, {"start": 7075.7, "end": 7080.26, "text": " The Mamesco Mendes consider it a lot of fun machine."}, {"start": 7080.26, "end": 7084.9400000000005, "text": " I think Portugal Spain, I don't know, Spain?"}, {"start": 7084.9400000000005, "end": 7104.26, "text": " whatever man you can't win them all okay some French looks like Spanish"}, {"start": 7104.26, "end": 7119.9800000000005, "text": " What do you want from me?"}, {"start": 7119.9800000000005, "end": 7120.9800000000005, "text": " Dota is up?"}, {"start": 7120.9800000000005, "end": 7121.9800000000005, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 7121.9800000000005, "end": 7131.18, "text": " Yeah, once again, why am I versing people not ranked?"}, {"start": 7131.18, "end": 7132.38, "text": " Is it because of this?"}, {"start": 7134.860000000001, "end": 7135.700000000001, "text": " Uh, it is."}, {"start": 7135.700000000001, "end": 7138.360000000001, "text": " Every additional game will only affect your rating."}, {"start": 7138.360000000001, "end": 7140.3, "text": " That sounds like it's important."}, {"start": 7148.3, "end": 7160.42, "text": " And Arma, you need to re-queue in two minutes,"}, {"start": 7160.42, "end": 7162.42, "text": " Resets your"}, {"start": 7164.92, "end": 7166.92, "text": " Position"}, {"start": 7168.92, "end": 7173.0, "text": " Last DC was because of server restart. Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 7190.42, "end": 7210.74, "text": " There it is boys. There it is. What the fuck? Romania? Dude, I thought I was speaking Spanish."}, {"start": 7210.74, "end": 7217.74, "text": " What? Are we sure about this? Alright. Really? Alright."}, {"start": 7217.74, "end": 7224.74, "text": " Are you sure about this?"}, {"start": 7224.74, "end": 7226.74, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7226.74, "end": 7233.74, "text": " Oh, yeah, then."}, {"start": 7233.74, "end": 7239.74, "text": " You thought we were speaking Spanish too."}, {"start": 7239.74, "end": 7240.74, "text": " See?"}, {"start": 7240.74, "end": 7246.74, "text": " I'm not the only one then."}, {"start": 7246.74, "end": 7248.74, "text": " Oh my."}, {"start": 7251.24, "end": 7253.24, "text": " Amen. Amen."}, {"start": 7276.74, "end": 7278.74, "text": " What the hell? Our servers. Oh."}, {"start": 7281.74, "end": 7282.74, "text": " OPEN!"}, {"start": 7285.74, "end": 7286.74, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 7289.74, "end": 7292.74, "text": " There it is. The W, boys."}, {"start": 7293.74, "end": 7295.74, "text": " The W into the server."}, {"start": 7299.74, "end": 7300.74, "text": " We're in."}, {"start": 7300.74, "end": 7311.98, "text": " you must be wondering how I got here I don't know either they give me this"}, {"start": 7311.9800000000005, "end": 7318.9800000000005, "text": " And here we go."}, {"start": 7318.9800000000005, "end": 7319.9800000000005, "text": " Now you guys got room?"}, {"start": 7319.9800000000005, "end": 7320.9800000000005, "text": " You got room, bro?"}, {"start": 7320.9800000000005, "end": 7321.9800000000005, "text": " You got room?"}, {"start": 7321.9800000000005, "end": 7322.9800000000005, "text": " You got room, bro?"}, {"start": 7322.9800000000005, "end": 7323.9800000000005, "text": " Thank you, thank you."}, {"start": 7323.9800000000005, "end": 7324.9800000000005, "text": " Me go smug joint with wife."}, {"start": 7324.9800000000005, "end": 7325.9800000000005, "text": " She mad."}, {"start": 7325.9800000000005, "end": 7326.9800000000005, "text": " Get a vehicle."}, {"start": 7326.9800000000005, "end": 7327.9800000000005, "text": " Wait, wait!"}, {"start": 7327.9800000000005, "end": 7328.9800000000005, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7328.9800000000005, "end": 7329.9800000000005, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7329.9800000000005, "end": 7330.9800000000005, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7330.9800000000005, "end": 7331.9800000000005, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7331.9800000000005, "end": 7332.9800000000005, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7332.9800000000005, "end": 7333.9800000000005, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7333.9800000000005, "end": 7335.9800000000005, "text": " I'm joined with Y.C. Matt."}, {"start": 7339.9800000000005, "end": 7341.9800000000005, "text": " Wait! Wait!"}, {"start": 7342.9800000000005, "end": 7343.9800000000005, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 7346.9800000000005, "end": 7348.9800000000005, "text": " Let me get on here, bro. Let me get on here, dude. Hold up."}, {"start": 7349.9800000000005, "end": 7351.9800000000005, "text": " Unlock that shit. Unlock that shit."}, {"start": 7353.9800000000005, "end": 7354.9800000000005, "text": " I'll give you a minute."}, {"start": 7354.9800000000005, "end": 7373.740000000001, "text": " I think you got to press like L on it or something Press alt, press alt, all right, you're my"}, {"start": 7373.74, "end": 7388.0199999999995, "text": " next box aren't you? Alright, where are we headed here? Where are we going here? Is this place"}, {"start": 7388.0199999999995, "end": 7394.82, "text": " similarly to Armah? Oh my god, there's like a thousand people here."}, {"start": 7403.74, "end": 7405.74, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7412.38, "end": 7414.38, "text": " To the reward"}, {"start": 7421.58, "end": 7427.62, "text": " We have here all shit most in the gantt, how does one take this?"}, {"start": 7427.62, "end": 7434.62, "text": " motion the gauntlet."}, {"start": 7434.62, "end": 7441.62, "text": " What ammo do you use on this?"}, {"start": 7441.62, "end": 7454.62, "text": " Unless I need to go into the other ammo section."}, {"start": 7454.62, "end": 7459.62, "text": " supply arsenal equipments"}, {"start": 7467.62, "end": 7470.62, "text": " I think I have to take everything out for that"}, {"start": 7475.62, "end": 7478.62, "text": " Wait, take active weapon ammo"}, {"start": 7484.62, "end": 7500.62, "text": " Okay, okay, an RPG and a bugle as well."}, {"start": 7500.62, "end": 7501.62, "text": " Regular loadout."}, {"start": 7501.62, "end": 7506.78, "text": " Hey, yeah, you got room by that!"}, {"start": 7506.78, "end": 7507.78, "text": " I think so."}, {"start": 7507.78, "end": 7512.46, "text": " Seems like no one else can get in though."}, {"start": 7512.46, "end": 7514.86, "text": " Yeah, it's locked. You gotta unlock it."}, {"start": 7514.86, "end": 7515.86, "text": " Oh, it's locked?"}, {"start": 7515.86, "end": 7516.86, "text": " It ain't locked."}, {"start": 7516.86, "end": 7518.36, "text": " Is that hell, man?"}, {"start": 7518.36, "end": 7520.36, "text": " Nah, this dude's bugged out of here."}, {"start": 7520.36, "end": 7522.36, "text": " He's in the gun, but he's invisible."}, {"start": 7522.36, "end": 7523.86, "text": " He's the king of the side of the car."}, {"start": 7523.86, "end": 7525.36, "text": " Oh, there's a dude down the gun?"}, {"start": 7525.36, "end": 7526.36, "text": " Oh, yeah, but you're in the gun, dude."}, {"start": 7526.36, "end": 7527.86, "text": " He's the king of the side of the car."}, {"start": 7527.86, "end": 7528.86, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 7528.86, "end": 7530.86, "text": " Yo, eggs with the gun, dude."}, {"start": 7531.86, "end": 7533.36, "text": " Which way are you going, Mr. Hoster?"}, {"start": 7533.36, "end": 7535.86, "text": " Oh, let me get on the vehicle."}, {"start": 7536.86, "end": 7538.36, "text": " All right, here we go."}, {"start": 7540.86, "end": 7542.36, "text": " All right, let's move."}, {"start": 7542.46, "end": 7552.46, "text": " Hey, uh, bro, you got a roof in there, dude?"}, {"start": 7552.46, "end": 7555.46, "text": " Finally, a car that works."}, {"start": 7555.46, "end": 7558.46, "text": " Shit, man."}, {"start": 7558.46, "end": 7568.46, "text": " Hey, you know where you're going?"}, {"start": 7568.46, "end": 7572.46, "text": " Yeah, you know where you're going?"}, {"start": 7578.46, "end": 7584.46, "text": " Yeah, captain said we should be able to return by supper as long as we know that I get killed."}, {"start": 7584.46, "end": 7588.46, "text": " Said it shouldn't take that long."}, {"start": 7592.46, "end": 7596.46, "text": " We're back."}, {"start": 7598.46, "end": 7600.46, "text": " Mananana"}, {"start": 7602.78, "end": 7609.18, "text": " Oh, oh my god, that was it. Oh my god, that was the car I was gonna be it. That was the Jeep I was gonna go in"}, {"start": 7614.06, "end": 7616.06, "text": " That was the bug gunner"}, {"start": 7618.54, "end": 7620.54, "text": " Hey, you guys got Mike's alone"}, {"start": 7628.46, "end": 7633.46, "text": " All right, all right, we're gonna want each other's bags, right?"}, {"start": 7633.46, "end": 7638.46, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 7644.46, "end": 7648.46, "text": " I thought we were getting out of here. I'm gonna come back, I'm gonna come back."}, {"start": 7658.46, "end": 7661.9, "text": " There's so many people who have music on their bikes."}, {"start": 7661.9, "end": 7666.9, "text": " It's crazy how before it was like a couple of people, now everybody's figured it out."}, {"start": 7666.9, "end": 7669.9, "text": " Oh, we love that guy."}, {"start": 7669.9, "end": 7671.9, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 7671.900000000001, "end": 7694.900000000001, "text": " I think the coolest thing about Arma is how big the maps are and how many maps there are."}, {"start": 7694.900000000001, "end": 7699.84, "text": " That's one of the greatest things about this game, so it completely changes the experiences"}, {"start": 7701.580000000001, "end": 7704.18, "text": " Like it actually transports you like a"}, {"start": 7706.18, "end": 7708.18, "text": " Maps are so good"}, {"start": 7724.900000000001, "end": 7741.900000000001, "text": " Everybody's trying to scan where this is on the map."}, {"start": 7741.900000000001, "end": 7759.34, "text": " Yeah, don't see any orange dots indicating where we are."}, {"start": 7759.34, "end": 7766.34, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7766.34, "end": 7783.34, "text": " the"}, {"start": 7783.34, "end": 7785.34, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7794.860000000001, "end": 7800.860000000001, "text": " Yeah, I gotta stop right here. Thank you though. Thank you for the ride bro. Thank you man. Oh my god"}, {"start": 7805.18, "end": 7807.18, "text": " What the fuck"}, {"start": 7809.900000000001, "end": 7811.900000000001, "text": " Yo, hello"}, {"start": 7813.34, "end": 7820.34, "text": " Yeah man, are you at enemy lines?"}, {"start": 7820.34, "end": 7827.1, "text": " No, I'm not at enemy lines."}, {"start": 7827.1, "end": 7830.860000000001, "text": " Is that me right there?"}, {"start": 7830.860000000001, "end": 7831.860000000001, "text": " You lol."}, {"start": 7831.860000000001, "end": 7832.860000000001, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 7832.860000000001, "end": 7840.18, "text": " I don't think that's actually me lol."}, {"start": 7840.18, "end": 7842.18, "text": " Yeah, whatever"}, {"start": 7854.34, "end": 7856.34, "text": " Yeah, you guys go into the action"}, {"start": 7870.18, "end": 7887.58, "text": " You're at Lua? Let me see. Holy crap. Oh, it's green on this server. Oh my god, I was"}, {"start": 7887.58, "end": 7889.58, "text": " Bunched in"}, {"start": 7889.98, "end": 7893.42, "text": " Well, there you go, dude. Hey, is there a front leaf fire?"}, {"start": 7905.98, "end": 7907.98, "text": " Driving this"}, {"start": 7947.58, "end": 7957.58, "text": " I almost flew out the door."}, {"start": 7957.58, "end": 7971.58, "text": " I'm not really good about this, we're going to live."}, {"start": 7971.58, "end": 7973.58, "text": " I hope he got a car in front of us."}, {"start": 7974.84, "end": 7976.84, "text": " Got, like, tiger woods there."}, {"start": 7985.0599999999995, "end": 7988.22, "text": " Ba-da-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba."}, {"start": 7988.22, "end": 8009.22, "text": " There's a radio? Oh, is that what he was playing?"}, {"start": 8009.22, "end": 8014.46, "text": " I brought my mp3 player from the states"}, {"start": 8014.46, "end": 8018.46, "text": " Oh, I shouldn't. Oh, yeah, actually, I imported this here."}, {"start": 8028.46, "end": 8031.46, "text": " Ah, if I will, shit, what the fuck do you say?"}, {"start": 8040.46, "end": 8041.46, "text": " Drive open."}, {"start": 8044.46, "end": 8051.46, "text": " Where are we at?"}, {"start": 8051.46, "end": 8060.46, "text": " Where are we at right now?"}, {"start": 8060.46, "end": 8061.46, "text": " Radio tower?"}, {"start": 8061.46, "end": 8070.46, "text": " I don't see myself again."}, {"start": 8070.46, "end": 8097.46, "text": " I'm trying to figure out where we drove to."}, {"start": 8097.46, "end": 8099.46, "text": " Right here"}, {"start": 8119.54, "end": 8122.34, "text": " We're going man, where we going? I'm the DJ"}, {"start": 8127.46, "end": 8129.46, "text": " Is it the same song?"}, {"start": 8157.46, "end": 8160.66, "text": " I'd climb the highest mountain"}, {"start": 8160.66, "end": 8163.96, "text": " I'd sail the deepest sea high"}, {"start": 8163.96, "end": 8166.66, "text": " Walk a thousand miles, baby"}, {"start": 8166.66, "end": 8169.76, "text": " This brings you back to me"}, {"start": 8169.76, "end": 8173.06, "text": " I'd ride the rails from Memphis"}, {"start": 8173.06, "end": 8175.9, "text": " Take a plane to Timber"}, {"start": 8175.9, "end": 8177.86, "text": " I've lost my smooth"}, {"start": 8177.86, "end": 8179.86, "text": " I've lost my smooth"}, {"start": 8179.86, "end": 8182.86, "text": " I'm coming home tonight"}, {"start": 8182.86, "end": 8184.46, "text": " I'm gonna run it"}, {"start": 8184.46, "end": 8185.86, "text": " I'm gonna fly it"}, {"start": 8185.860000000001, "end": 8187.860000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8215.86, "end": 8220.86, "text": " Yeah, it's like all AI."}, {"start": 8225.86, "end": 8229.86, "text": " Yeah, what are we waiting for? Matt, let's move!"}, {"start": 8231.86, "end": 8235.86, "text": " Sharon, what are we waiting for?"}, {"start": 8235.86, "end": 8237.86, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8243.74, "end": 8248.18, "text": " That's not good that's never a good sign"}, {"start": 8248.18, "end": 8269.82, "text": " That is not good, it's either going to just pulse and be, it was a lag spike or everything"}, {"start": 8269.82, "end": 8297.779999999999, "text": " in DC. Uh oh. Really? Nice. How y'all gaming? Gaming. That's just great right there."}, {"start": 8297.78, "end": 8316.18, "text": " What are you guys doing here?"}, {"start": 8316.18, "end": 8323.78, "text": " I DC and go back into the queue?"}, {"start": 8323.78, "end": 8325.78, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 8332.980000000001, "end": 8337.140000000001, "text": " I don't even remember which server it was. Armaconflict, but there were two of them."}, {"start": 8342.26, "end": 8349.380000000001, "text": " Man, this isn't even... what happened? No server found. The server actually just like died."}, {"start": 8353.78, "end": 8366.1, "text": " Wow, the server completely shut down."}, {"start": 8366.1, "end": 8376.460000000001, "text": " It might reset and you can get in fast."}, {"start": 8376.460000000001, "end": 8382.460000000001, "text": " Hey, hey, hey, hey!"}, {"start": 8382.460000000001, "end": 8389.060000000001, "text": " Dota calling?"}, {"start": 8389.060000000001, "end": 8390.460000000001, "text": " Rough start to gaming."}, {"start": 8390.460000000001, "end": 8391.460000000001, "text": " Rough start."}, {"start": 8391.460000000001, "end": 8392.460000000001, "text": " Is Dota still open?"}, {"start": 8392.460000000001, "end": 8393.460000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 8393.460000000001, "end": 8417.26, "text": " I have over some Sunday by the way, I just came up in the whole time."}, {"start": 8417.26, "end": 8427.26, "text": " Did that fix it?"}, {"start": 8427.26, "end": 8439.1, "text": " Is there apparently a apply button somewhere?"}, {"start": 8439.1, "end": 8441.1, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8447.02, "end": 8449.02, "text": " So no, Arma"}, {"start": 8450.380000000001, "end": 8454.300000000001, "text": " Honestly man at this point, I don't I have no idea. I don't even know"}, {"start": 8455.34, "end": 8459.94, "text": " The games are not gaming and my mind is not gaming either"}, {"start": 8469.1, "end": 8489.1, "text": " Okay, when they Q-Pop!"}, {"start": 8489.1, "end": 8517.26, "text": " Yeah, last time the queue was like two seconds."}, {"start": 8517.26, "end": 8519.26, "text": " It's a claim."}, {"start": 8519.26, "end": 8520.26, "text": " Oh, hello."}, {"start": 8520.26, "end": 8521.26, "text": " Are you alright?"}, {"start": 8521.26, "end": 8522.26, "text": " I suppose."}, {"start": 8522.26, "end": 8523.26, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 8523.26, "end": 8524.26, "text": " Oh, you tell me which one."}, {"start": 8524.26, "end": 8525.26, "text": " Oh, Quintessa."}, {"start": 8525.26, "end": 8526.26, "text": " You're..."}, {"start": 8526.26, "end": 8534.26, "text": " That was a skin or something."}, {"start": 8534.26, "end": 8536.06, "text": " Dota arc?"}, {"start": 8536.06, "end": 8539.74, "text": " Hold yourself, dude."}, {"start": 8539.74, "end": 8543.26, "text": " Check out the new hero, Largo."}, {"start": 8543.26, "end": 8562.26, "text": " Don't Q&A, I already, uh, chose- oh wait, oh that's why."}, {"start": 8562.26, "end": 8588.62, "text": " I don't care about the skins in this game at all."}, {"start": 8588.62, "end": 8591.1, "text": " Why do they always ban Pudge?"}, {"start": 8591.1, "end": 8593.1, "text": " Is he actually that?"}, {"start": 8621.1, "end": 8631.1, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 8631.1, "end": 8641.1, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 8641.1, "end": 8650.1, "text": " Well."}, {"start": 8650.1, "end": 8652.1, "text": " This isn't looking too good."}, {"start": 8676.9, "end": 8678.9, "text": " And someone left. Okay."}, {"start": 8680.1, "end": 8682.1, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8695.460000000001, "end": 8697.460000000001, "text": " My body"}, {"start": 8710.1, "end": 8721.460000000001, "text": " Alright, if I actually get Pudge here, that'd be amazing."}, {"start": 8721.460000000001, "end": 8722.86, "text": " When do I choose Pudge?"}, {"start": 8722.86, "end": 8726.82, "text": " Oh god, first rank match."}, {"start": 8726.82, "end": 8732.140000000001, "text": " Nominate one hero to ban, um, uh..."}, {"start": 8732.140000000001, "end": 8739.06, "text": " I overshake her!"}, {"start": 8739.06, "end": 8741.699999999999, "text": " Two heroes for your team."}, {"start": 8742.9, "end": 8743.4, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8744.26, "end": 8745.06, "text": " Lock in?"}, {"start": 8748.34, "end": 8749.539999999999, "text": " Dude, no way."}, {"start": 8749.859999999999, "end": 8750.66, "text": " Hero band."}, {"start": 8750.66, "end": 8751.16, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8752.98, "end": 8755.699999999999, "text": " Dude, the pledge got banned already?"}, {"start": 8756.9, "end": 8757.859999999999, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 8761.779999999999, "end": 8763.14, "text": " Are you kidding, man?"}, {"start": 8766.18, "end": 8767.3, "text": " He is popular?"}, {"start": 8769.06, "end": 8779.06, "text": " I'll just go Jaggernaut."}, {"start": 8779.06, "end": 8780.74, "text": " Recommended by Guide."}, {"start": 8780.74, "end": 8783.06, "text": " Where do I choose a guide?"}, {"start": 8783.06, "end": 8786.06, "text": " Oh my god, I'm support?"}, {"start": 8786.06, "end": 8788.06, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 8788.06, "end": 8790.859999999999, "text": " Dude, I'm all the thawing."}, {"start": 8790.859999999999, "end": 8793.939999999999, "text": " This guy's already talking shit."}, {"start": 8793.94, "end": 8795.94, "text": " Oh my fucking god."}, {"start": 8801.78, "end": 8803.78, "text": " Okay bro."}, {"start": 8816.980000000001, "end": 8818.34, "text": " That boost?"}, {"start": 8818.34, "end": 8820.34, "text": " They're saying you're a piece of shit."}, {"start": 8820.74, "end": 8822.74, "text": " They are saying things."}, {"start": 8823.94, "end": 8829.94, "text": " Yeah, which one should I do?"}, {"start": 8829.94, "end": 8832.94, "text": " Honestly, I can win without this."}, {"start": 8832.94, "end": 8835.94, "text": " Should I do the torte delini?"}, {"start": 8835.94, "end": 8839.94, "text": " Isn't that a fucking torte delini, dude?"}, {"start": 8839.94, "end": 8841.94, "text": " Mouse?"}, {"start": 8841.94, "end": 8843.94, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 8843.94, "end": 8845.94, "text": " Torte delini?"}, {"start": 8850.94, "end": 8852.94, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8853.94, "end": 8863.94, "text": " Interesting, interesting, that's us."}, {"start": 8863.94, "end": 8872.94, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 8872.94, "end": 8877.980000000001, "text": " Nice support, lap my ass off."}, {"start": 8877.980000000001, "end": 8880.980000000001, "text": " I remember how to play."}, {"start": 8880.98, "end": 8884.98, "text": " Prepare to leave this thing in the bag and travel to the river!"}, {"start": 8885.98, "end": 8886.98, "text": " It's better."}, {"start": 8886.98, "end": 8888.98, "text": " I didn't know that lane you're going."}, {"start": 8890.98, "end": 8891.98, "text": " Agreed."}, {"start": 8891.98, "end": 8893.98, "text": " I'm not mid at my bottom."}, {"start": 8903.98, "end": 8908.98, "text": " Bro, all this shit probably doesn't matter and literally brain dead in queue."}, {"start": 8910.98, "end": 8912.98, "text": " And probably it doesn't matter"}, {"start": 8916.18, "end": 8918.18, "text": " Lord"}, {"start": 8918.859999999999, "end": 8921.859999999999, "text": " Honestly it comes down to how well you can just play"}, {"start": 8924.18, "end": 8926.18, "text": " They want to report you"}, {"start": 8928.9, "end": 8930.9, "text": " They're mad at you"}, {"start": 8935.779999999999, "end": 8938.38, "text": " Shit do you stop the buy a courier of course"}, {"start": 8940.98, "end": 8946.98, "text": " I think I see it. Dota 2 feels like you're driving a manual car playing it."}, {"start": 8946.98, "end": 8952.98, "text": " The courier is such like the micro on the courier you gotta do to dude."}, {"start": 8952.98, "end": 8954.98, "text": " What the fuck even is this?"}, {"start": 8955.98, "end": 8957.98, "text": " It's like they keep all the like..."}, {"start": 8959.98, "end": 8961.98, "text": " I don't know. Never mind. Whatever."}, {"start": 8964.98, "end": 8966.98, "text": " The micro isn't hard."}, {"start": 8970.98, "end": 8983.5, "text": " It has auto delivery if you enable it."}, {"start": 8983.5, "end": 8984.98, "text": " Why the fuck is he pinging me bro?"}, {"start": 8984.98, "end": 8987.98, "text": " The game just started, you fuck. Alright, relax."}, {"start": 9002.48, "end": 9005.98, "text": " Double as shit ass ranged? Oh, this is gonna be horrible."}, {"start": 9014.98, "end": 9043.46, "text": " I wonder if I should fight him for last hits."}, {"start": 9043.460000000001, "end": 9046.300000000001, "text": " Are you gaming or writing a diary entry?"}, {"start": 9048.900000000001, "end": 9049.400000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 9065.160000000002, "end": 9065.960000000001, "text": " As you wish."}, {"start": 9070.460000000001, "end": 9072.960000000001, "text": " I go right under attack."}, {"start": 9073.460000000001, "end": 9080.460000000001, "text": " So you say?"}, {"start": 9080.460000000001, "end": 9090.460000000001, "text": " It's just me now."}, {"start": 9090.460000000001, "end": 9097.460000000001, "text": " We're honestly going to win this while this kid's bitching while he's going to finally become pro in 2026."}, {"start": 9097.460000000001, "end": 9101.460000000001, "text": " When he's in this shit ass frame."}, {"start": 9101.460000000001, "end": 9118.220000000001, "text": " Can you cancel your yeah 14 years too late buddy"}, {"start": 9118.22, "end": 9141.66, "text": " You can stop your attack with this, like you're chopping vegetables, there you go put them"}, {"start": 9171.66, "end": 9179.5, "text": " Yeah, I don't give a fuck. I'm gonna press buttons and frag out. There's no way these"}, {"start": 9179.5, "end": 9186.5, "text": " guys are that good. This is a reined dead queue. I bet I could just out, I could just"}, {"start": 9186.5, "end": 9195.26, "text": " play just from outmaneuvering them. There's no way these guys are that good. My basic"}, {"start": 9195.26, "end": 9198.26, "text": " The knowledge of this game from past should carry me."}, {"start": 9199.26, "end": 9200.26, "text": " I wish."}, {"start": 9201.26, "end": 9203.26, "text": " Fuck the support roll, I don't give a shit."}, {"start": 9204.26, "end": 9205.26, "text": " Of course."}, {"start": 9205.26, "end": 9208.26, "text": " You got no farm, I'm gonna start taking this guy's CS."}, {"start": 9209.26, "end": 9210.26, "text": " Already moving."}, {"start": 9210.26, "end": 9213.26, "text": " Radiance courier has been killed."}, {"start": 9213.26, "end": 9215.26, "text": " Oh shit, what's that dude?"}, {"start": 9215.26, "end": 9216.26, "text": " Attack!"}, {"start": 9216.26, "end": 9217.26, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 9225.26, "end": 9227.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9235.58, "end": 9237.58, "text": " Report me"}, {"start": 9240.9, "end": 9242.9, "text": " On"}, {"start": 9255.26, "end": 9258.6, "text": " one"}, {"start": 9258.6, "end": 9260.64, "text": " of the"}, {"start": 9260.64, "end": 9265.0, "text": " one-"}, {"start": 9265.0, "end": 9269.98, "text": " one"}, {"start": 9269.98, "end": 9275.52, "text": " of"}, {"start": 9275.52, "end": 9284.08, "text": " Yeah, this is a horrible combo to burst down here too."}, {"start": 9284.08, "end": 9287.04, "text": " Just because of the ranged."}, {"start": 9287.04, "end": 9313.04, "text": " I don't know what those dudes moves are."}, {"start": 9343.04, "end": 9362.720000000001, "text": " We're all run dude, we're gonna die man, we don't shit."}, {"start": 9362.720000000001, "end": 9365.140000000001, "text": " Wait is it actually one five?"}, {"start": 9365.140000000001, "end": 9366.640000000001, "text": " We already died five times."}, {"start": 9366.640000000001, "end": 9371.640000000001, "text": " Oh yeah this is over."}, {"start": 9371.64, "end": 9373.64, "text": " I fight"}, {"start": 9381.64, "end": 9383.64, "text": " Give me healing ward"}, {"start": 9391.64, "end": 9393.64, "text": " Don't you make it so the ward follows you?"}, {"start": 9393.64, "end": 9398.64, "text": " I'm not gonna thank you."}, {"start": 9398.64, "end": 9403.64, "text": " I don't know how to follow us yet."}, {"start": 9408.64, "end": 9413.64, "text": " We're right into boots."}, {"start": 9413.64, "end": 9426.72, "text": " Take the other jungle. I don't know the timing when you're supposed to jungle. I have no idea."}, {"start": 9426.72, "end": 9436.08, "text": " I have no idea. If I should even jungle with this guy. I haven't strong enough to kill this shit."}, {"start": 9443.64, "end": 9463.519999999999, "text": " I wish you really can't make it so the total"}, {"start": 9463.52, "end": 9491.92, "text": " We can potentially... I like we can potentially kill them."}, {"start": 9491.92, "end": 9496.92, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 9496.92, "end": 9502.92, "text": " No fucking way, I should just beat, bro."}, {"start": 9502.92, "end": 9508.92, "text": " I should have beat."}, {"start": 9508.92, "end": 9513.92, "text": " These guys were going in like they were gonna come in."}, {"start": 9513.92, "end": 9518.92, "text": " Did I just hit buyback?"}, {"start": 9518.92, "end": 9520.92, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 9520.92, "end": 9522.92, "text": " Whoops."}, {"start": 9522.92, "end": 9524.92, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9524.92, "end": 9526.92, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha."}, {"start": 9526.92, "end": 9528.92, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 9534.92, "end": 9538.92, "text": " Yeah, I just need some uninterrupted farm and we're good."}, {"start": 9538.92, "end": 9540.92, "text": " Your bottom tower is under attack."}, {"start": 9544.92, "end": 9546.92, "text": " It's mostly now."}, {"start": 9546.92, "end": 9551.08, "text": " It is not over yet. Sure the economy, I can still do this."}, {"start": 9561.08, "end": 9562.2, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 9564.68, "end": 9567.0, "text": " Dude, what if it is the right now?"}, {"start": 9572.44, "end": 9572.94, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 9572.94, "end": 9597.980000000001, "text": " That's not good."}, {"start": 9597.98, "end": 9603.98, "text": " The enemy's middle tower has fallen. Your top tower is under attack."}, {"start": 9603.98, "end": 9605.98, "text": " Yeah, it might be over."}, {"start": 9608.98, "end": 9611.98, "text": " Your top tower is under attack."}, {"start": 9611.98, "end": 9630.859999999999, "text": " I just got an AFK farm a little bit."}, {"start": 9630.859999999999, "end": 9634.939999999999, "text": " I feel like I can recover here."}, {"start": 9634.939999999999, "end": 9636.939999999999, "text": " It is 2-9."}, {"start": 9636.939999999999, "end": 9638.939999999999, "text": " It's not necessarily over."}, {"start": 9638.94, "end": 9662.94, "text": " of"}, {"start": 9662.94, "end": 9669.94, "text": " Are you supposed to deny even if no one's on the lane, can you get anything?"}, {"start": 9692.94, "end": 9699.74, "text": " I wish I want to go adjuvates on this guy"}, {"start": 9703.78, "end": 9705.78, "text": " What is this"}, {"start": 9708.140000000001, "end": 9713.86, "text": " Friend tell me which one I don't know what the hell have you been looking at"}, {"start": 9722.94, "end": 9724.94, "text": " way"}, {"start": 9730.9, "end": 9735.92, "text": " What even was that? I don't know what the fuck that guy even does just ported"}, {"start": 9742.140000000001, "end": 9744.140000000001, "text": " Say"}, {"start": 9745.94, "end": 9747.94, "text": " Your top tower"}, {"start": 9752.94, "end": 9756.34, "text": " Might still be one of all"}, {"start": 9774.66, "end": 9777.060000000001, "text": " He has that shield are you not supposed to attack him"}, {"start": 9777.06, "end": 9782.14, "text": " I get flanked by these guys."}, {"start": 9782.14, "end": 9788.06, "text": " One dude is literally two of you wanting us."}, {"start": 9788.06, "end": 9798.46, "text": " Alright, GG."}, {"start": 9798.46, "end": 9800.74, "text": " I'm leaving."}, {"start": 9800.74, "end": 9801.74, "text": " Can I ult the 4?"}, {"start": 9801.74, "end": 9807.74, "text": " There's no where to go, there's no where to go, there's no where to go, there's no"}, {"start": 9830.74, "end": 9834.039999999999, "text": " I don't know where to farm. There's literally nowhere to farm."}, {"start": 9850.039999999999, "end": 9852.84, "text": " There's no where to farm."}, {"start": 9860.74, "end": 9862.74, "text": " Your bottom tower, wonderful character."}, {"start": 9868.1, "end": 9869.699999999999, "text": " Like, well, what the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 9869.699999999999, "end": 9870.199999999999, "text": " Like..."}, {"start": 9886.82, "end": 9887.48, "text": " Yeah, man."}, {"start": 9888.42, "end": 9890.42, "text": " I'm feeling, boys. I'm feeling."}, {"start": 9890.74, "end": 9900.66, "text": " I feed it back!"}, {"start": 9900.66, "end": 9912.38, "text": " I am feeding."}, {"start": 9912.38, "end": 9914.66, "text": " I would say this guy is beginner friendly."}, {"start": 9914.66, "end": 9918.82, "text": " They're just way more coordinated, so I'm just getting out."}, {"start": 9918.82, "end": 9925.82, "text": " I'm pretty sure this guy is pretty damn beginner friendly, but that's not that difficult."}, {"start": 9948.82, "end": 9964.82, "text": " I feel like I might as well come and kill me, I'm the easy one to kill."}, {"start": 9964.82, "end": 9986.6, "text": " How do you make it so the ship follows you just fucking ought to follow you"}, {"start": 9994.82, "end": 10023.44, "text": " I might be able to help you die yep"}, {"start": 10053.44, "end": 10081.44, "text": " I don't know what happened."}, {"start": 10081.44, "end": 10089.32, "text": " He's alright, he's so fat he takes no damage or anything."}, {"start": 10089.32, "end": 10092.34, "text": " Pickle, pickle, pickle, pickle."}, {"start": 10092.34, "end": 10098.880000000001, "text": " I'm hitting him with like a sword that's one of those clowns that blew it up."}, {"start": 10098.880000000001, "end": 10104.4, "text": " Fucking balloon ass sword."}, {"start": 10104.4, "end": 10110.92, "text": " I need my first damage item, I can't PVP until I get my first damage item."}, {"start": 10110.92, "end": 10112.92, "text": " I need more money!"}, {"start": 10134.6, "end": 10136.6, "text": " Do I have enough to buy this?"}, {"start": 10136.6, "end": 10138.6, "text": " Oh my, I need so much."}, {"start": 10139.2, "end": 10141.2, "text": " The first item requires so much"}, {"start": 10143.32, "end": 10147.24, "text": " I swear bounty hunters coming down here to kill me right now already moving"}, {"start": 10151.880000000001, "end": 10153.98, "text": " Your middle tower is under attack"}, {"start": 10158.28, "end": 10160.28, "text": " To battle"}, {"start": 10161.12, "end": 10163.28, "text": " Your middle time is under attack"}, {"start": 10168.6, "end": 10173.6, "text": " Yeah, but they there's nowhere to go right now"}, {"start": 10198.6, "end": 10222.6, "text": " Oh, dude, I would have altered him if he was on that."}, {"start": 10222.6, "end": 10232.6, "text": " Okay, I fucking instantly died."}, {"start": 10232.6, "end": 10258.6, "text": " That was a fast match, though."}, {"start": 10258.6, "end": 10265.4, "text": " That was a pretty good fast match."}, {"start": 10265.4, "end": 10267.4, "text": " That was basically turbo."}, {"start": 10267.4, "end": 10274.34, "text": " of the"}, {"start": 10274.34, "end": 10291.98, "text": " U.S."}, {"start": 10291.98, "end": 10294.859999999999, "text": " I don't know what the hell this is, and this is not even now"}, {"start": 10295.66, "end": 10299.86, "text": " I'm gonna push up and just a bungalow die here"}, {"start": 10308.34, "end": 10311.58, "text": " And the I'll be happy I'm leaving I'm leaving and even please please"}, {"start": 10312.26, "end": 10314.060000000001, "text": " anything"}, {"start": 10314.060000000001, "end": 10316.060000000001, "text": " The Jewish"}, {"start": 10324.86, "end": 10329.86, "text": " If Rubik's assists me here, I believe."}, {"start": 10346.86, "end": 10348.86, "text": " That would be a great time to ult."}, {"start": 10354.86, "end": 10364.86, "text": " Oh my god, he lived."}, {"start": 10364.86, "end": 10374.86, "text": " Oh my god, he lived."}, {"start": 10374.86, "end": 10376.86, "text": " Where are they?"}, {"start": 10394.86, "end": 10396.86, "text": " Come on, bro."}, {"start": 10396.86, "end": 10398.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10408.380000000001, "end": 10410.380000000001, "text": " Alright, it's over it's over"}, {"start": 10410.380000000001, "end": 10412.380000000001, "text": " Oh, I overdid it."}, {"start": 10416.380000000001, "end": 10420.380000000001, "text": " How many kills? I have 9 deaths, it's not that bad."}, {"start": 10424.380000000001, "end": 10427.380000000001, "text": " It's like a full silence death."}, {"start": 10440.380000000001, "end": 10446.380000000001, "text": " How are we doing now?"}, {"start": 10446.380000000001, "end": 10453.380000000001, "text": " Don't mind me, I'm farming south, I'm not here right now."}, {"start": 10470.380000000001, "end": 10472.380000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10472.380000000001, "end": 10498.78, "text": " I grade, I grade, shook up myself."}, {"start": 10498.78, "end": 10500.78, "text": " I agree."}, {"start": 10506.78, "end": 10508.78, "text": " I know, let it out, let it out."}, {"start": 10508.78, "end": 10510.78, "text": " I don't know what that is."}, {"start": 10510.78, "end": 10512.78, "text": " I don't know those letters."}, {"start": 10517.78, "end": 10520.78, "text": " I agree. Not bad for the first match."}, {"start": 10528.78, "end": 10553.820000000002, "text": " I know man I failed bro I know I'm sorry tiny I'm sorry bro you're the only nice guy"}, {"start": 10553.82, "end": 10555.82, "text": " I know, man!"}, {"start": 10561.24, "end": 10563.74, "text": " I gotta go again, that was fuckin' bullshit."}, {"start": 10566.52, "end": 10568.52, "text": " Since the beginning of the match."}, {"start": 10573.619999999999, "end": 10576.619999999999, "text": " You know who I'm good at? You know who I should play? Snipers."}, {"start": 10579.02, "end": 10581.02, "text": " Snipers? Crazy."}, {"start": 10581.02, "end": 10589.02, "text": " I'll do one more. Hold up. The Juggernaut is good, but yeah."}, {"start": 10593.02, "end": 10597.02, "text": " I mean, if Fudge is taken, I'm not going to fight."}, {"start": 10611.02, "end": 10614.02, "text": " Your bottom barracks are under attack."}, {"start": 10621.02, "end": 10623.02, "text": " Now I can't stand me in!"}, {"start": 10626.02, "end": 10627.02, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 10634.02, "end": 10636.02, "text": " Your bottom barracks are spotless."}, {"start": 10641.02, "end": 10646.02, "text": " They're trying to kill you."}, {"start": 10646.02, "end": 10651.02, "text": " How do you surrender?"}, {"start": 10665.02, "end": 10668.02, "text": " You can't surrender."}, {"start": 10671.02, "end": 10681.02, "text": " Don't worry guys, you can win this, I almost had my first damage item."}, {"start": 10681.02, "end": 10691.02, "text": " I found another one!"}, {"start": 10691.02, "end": 10698.02, "text": " Alright well, might as well just let them go, give it a..."}, {"start": 10721.02, "end": 10724.02, "text": " You can make this one."}, {"start": 10731.02, "end": 10733.02, "text": " Die, you bastard!"}, {"start": 10739.02, "end": 10741.02, "text": " Defeated!"}, {"start": 10744.02, "end": 10746.02, "text": " Yaaaaaapsh!"}, {"start": 10751.02, "end": 10762.140000000001, "text": " Oh, who the hell wants to play support?"}, {"start": 10762.140000000001, "end": 10770.220000000001, "text": " Can't you just play classic Roku, you sucks ass."}, {"start": 10770.22, "end": 10796.22, "text": " All right, one more time here, I'm going to play Sniper."}, {"start": 10796.22, "end": 10813.66, "text": " Yeah, let me take you off."}, {"start": 10813.66, "end": 10824.179999999998, "text": " Bruh, now there's never gonna be a match."}, {"start": 10824.18, "end": 10831.5, "text": " There's no new NA player playing this unless they accidentally downloaded this."}, {"start": 10884.18, "end": 10910.18, "text": " It's going to be hard support, I hope not."}, {"start": 10910.18, "end": 10912.18, "text": " little each"}, {"start": 10917.34, "end": 10924.62, "text": " Click button next to X minigames for your cue pleasure chat, you know what fuck this game. I'm good"}, {"start": 10925.300000000001, "end": 10927.300000000001, "text": " How am I even doing bro?"}, {"start": 10928.460000000001, "end": 10930.460000000001, "text": " The hell am I even doing bro?"}, {"start": 10935.14, "end": 10937.720000000001, "text": " What is even the point what am I even doing bro, what am I even playing?"}, {"start": 10940.18, "end": 10958.58, "text": " I'm going to be doing it bro."}, {"start": 10958.58, "end": 10960.42, "text": " No one even plays this shit."}, {"start": 10960.42, "end": 10961.9, "text": " It's literally stupid."}, {"start": 10961.9, "end": 10965.300000000001, "text": " If I was in Europe, sure."}, {"start": 10965.300000000001, "end": 10967.06, "text": " America five hour cues."}, {"start": 10967.06, "end": 10968.74, "text": " No one plays it."}, {"start": 10968.74, "end": 10973.74, "text": " It's like trying to play PUBG, it would be equivalent to me trying to play PUBG."}, {"start": 10998.74, "end": 11005.74, "text": " League of Legends?"}, {"start": 11005.74, "end": 11019.539999999999, "text": " Bro, it's 600,000 people in Dota, just like how PUBG has 600,000 people, but majority"}, {"start": 11019.539999999999, "end": 11025.38, "text": " are in Europe or in China."}, {"start": 11025.380000000001, "end": 11051.78, "text": " You can still have a dead region in a very popular game."}, {"start": 11051.78, "end": 11057.94, "text": " whatever one more time one more time bro this doesn't peak in three minutes i'm done i'm done"}, {"start": 11057.94, "end": 11067.7, "text": " i'm gonna go do something else"}, {"start": 11067.7, "end": 11083.78, "text": " And before support again, I have to choose the shitheads star rolls, you have to, you"}, {"start": 11083.78, "end": 11084.78, "text": " I have to!"}, {"start": 11143.78, "end": 11150.78, "text": " Come on, I'll play Terbo."}, {"start": 11203.78, "end": 11220.26, "text": " Oh, he's gonna blank it. Get a fucking blanket. As a matter of fact, bring your badge as well,"}, {"start": 11220.26, "end": 11233.02, "text": " alright? Get some snackies. Zeus is great. I always enjoy playing Zeus. Zeus is one"}, {"start": 11233.02, "end": 11247.42, "text": " of my favorites. Actually, I play Zeus now that you mention it. In Turbo, your items are"}, {"start": 11247.42, "end": 11249.42, "text": " auto deliver to you once you buy them"}, {"start": 11277.42, "end": 11279.42, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 11280.42, "end": 11282.42, "text": " Add EU it's turbo"}, {"start": 11285.02, "end": 11289.02, "text": " Let's see if they're mad they're mad it's turbo no one cares right?"}, {"start": 11290.54, "end": 11298.22, "text": " Add the one region it's a massive insta queue 20 seconds and that's gonna pop at 30 seconds"}, {"start": 11307.42, "end": 11309.42, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11319.06, "end": 11321.82, "text": " Reminds mom man"}, {"start": 11367.42, "end": 11369.42, "text": " Alrighty."}, {"start": 11397.42, "end": 11422.7, "text": " All right, let's see here."}, {"start": 11422.7, "end": 11429.42, "text": " Hmm your turn to battle. Where's you remain? We go punch"}, {"start": 11437.220000000001, "end": 11439.220000000001, "text": " Choose your hero"}, {"start": 11441.02, "end": 11445.220000000001, "text": " Mid do people care if you go mid"}, {"start": 11453.58, "end": 11457.76, "text": " Mid or feed does that I don't think that works anymore"}, {"start": 11463.980000000001, "end": 11470.6, "text": " Man a buck man and a man a man a man a little touch off lane punchy butcher mid-punch"}, {"start": 11472.42, "end": 11475.04, "text": " Facket one I trust this guy"}, {"start": 11482.7, "end": 11484.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11496.140000000001, "end": 11498.140000000001, "text": " Shit on"}, {"start": 11508.78, "end": 11510.78, "text": " What the hell even is this"}, {"start": 11510.78, "end": 11515.78, "text": " What the hell even is this game man?"}, {"start": 11515.78, "end": 11518.78, "text": " My grail!"}, {"start": 11518.78, "end": 11522.78, "text": " What the hell am I even playing?"}, {"start": 11522.78, "end": 11525.78, "text": " Someone call that doctor!"}, {"start": 11525.78, "end": 11528.78, "text": " Prepare for battle!"}, {"start": 11528.78, "end": 11531.78, "text": " Someone call the fucker plane!"}, {"start": 11531.78, "end": 11535.78, "text": " Wait for it? Wait for it?"}, {"start": 11535.78, "end": 11537.78, "text": " Did I say I'm it?"}, {"start": 11537.78, "end": 11542.6, "text": " Excuse me bro"}, {"start": 11552.84, "end": 11556.7, "text": " Everyone goes mid to contest gold rude I"}, {"start": 11559.980000000001, "end": 11561.980000000001, "text": " Clicked on the map"}, {"start": 11567.78, "end": 11589.42, "text": " I did everything right, bro. I did everything right. I did everything. I clicked on the"}, {"start": 11589.42, "end": 11592.42, "text": " map I said meter fit, meter fit me."}, {"start": 11601.42, "end": 11603.42, "text": " Did he actually call it first?"}, {"start": 11605.42, "end": 11606.42, "text": " He did?"}, {"start": 11606.42, "end": 11607.42, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11610.42, "end": 11612.42, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 11614.42, "end": 11616.42, "text": " Alright, alright, alright."}, {"start": 11616.42, "end": 11618.42, "text": " Already failed the game."}, {"start": 11618.42, "end": 11620.42, "text": " Rip 30% XP."}, {"start": 11623.42, "end": 11626.42, "text": " 30% XP down the drain."}, {"start": 11626.42, "end": 11628.42, "text": " Already lost."}, {"start": 11646.42, "end": 11648.42, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11650.82, "end": 11652.82, "text": " Action right there"}, {"start": 11676.42, "end": 11685.92, "text": " I see delivered it fast"}, {"start": 11685.92, "end": 11715.54, "text": " I forgot about toggling W. I forgot about that. I forgot about that situation right"}, {"start": 11715.54, "end": 11731.380000000001, "text": " there completely forgot about that"}, {"start": 11745.54, "end": 11755.54, "text": " Why Dota dude? Why anything bro? Why anything?"}, {"start": 11755.54, "end": 11764.54, "text": " I'm just lost. I'm lost gamer that's hit the like button."}, {"start": 11764.54, "end": 11771.54, "text": " Oh we're doing this right now bro? Oh shit! Oh no."}, {"start": 11775.54, "end": 11778.660000000002, "text": " Yeah, what the hell was that? I wasn't even aiming at him."}, {"start": 11789.78, "end": 11790.980000000001, "text": " Amosus?"}, {"start": 11798.34, "end": 11800.34, "text": " Yeah, that would have been a sick grab."}, {"start": 11805.54, "end": 11813.980000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11813.980000000001, "end": 11816.52, "text": " the city where he's not that when you're asking a fight"}, {"start": 11816.52, "end": 11829.2, "text": " and"}, {"start": 11829.2, "end": 11836.960000000001, "text": " Oh my god, why would you randomly dodge at the end there, dude?"}, {"start": 11836.960000000001, "end": 11865.960000000001, "text": " I think it's worth fighting until you have boots."}, {"start": 11865.960000000001, "end": 11891.960000000001, "text": " There's so many, am I right now?"}, {"start": 11891.960000000001, "end": 11901.960000000001, "text": " I get max phase boots."}, {"start": 11901.960000000001, "end": 11916.960000000001, "text": " Another 0-5."}, {"start": 11916.960000000001, "end": 11918.960000000001, "text": " Good idea."}, {"start": 11930.44, "end": 11933.04, "text": " Why does he keep hanging this shit? What does this do?"}, {"start": 11938.92, "end": 11940.92, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 11941.92, "end": 11943.92, "text": " Are you a man?"}, {"start": 11946.960000000001, "end": 11948.960000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11948.960000000001, "end": 11950.960000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11950.960000000001, "end": 11952.960000000001, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 11952.960000000001, "end": 11954.960000000001, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 11954.960000000001, "end": 11956.960000000001, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 11956.960000000001, "end": 11958.960000000001, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 11958.960000000001, "end": 11960.960000000001, "text": " I'm gonna kill you."}, {"start": 11960.960000000001, "end": 11962.960000000001, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 11962.960000000001, "end": 11964.960000000001, "text": " Whatever, man."}, {"start": 11964.960000000001, "end": 11966.960000000001, "text": " Whatever, bro."}, {"start": 11966.960000000001, "end": 11968.960000000001, "text": " Whatever, dude."}, {"start": 11968.960000000001, "end": 11970.960000000001, "text": " Whatever, man."}, {"start": 11970.960000000001, "end": 11972.960000000001, "text": " Whatever, bro."}, {"start": 11972.960000000001, "end": 11974.960000000001, "text": " Whatever, dude."}, {"start": 11974.960000000001, "end": 11976.960000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11979.160000000002, "end": 11981.160000000002, "text": " Really"}, {"start": 12004.960000000001, "end": 12011.960000000001, "text": " It's all good man. It's all good."}, {"start": 12024.960000000001, "end": 12028.960000000001, "text": " Everyone's full HP, no one is injured on the map."}, {"start": 12028.960000000001, "end": 12030.960000000001, "text": " And yes!"}, {"start": 12030.960000000001, "end": 12033.960000000001, "text": " I don't even think I can watch so much news."}, {"start": 12046.460000000001, "end": 12047.460000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12047.460000000001, "end": 12049.960000000001, "text": " He didn't just break out of my hole?"}, {"start": 12053.960000000001, "end": 12054.960000000001, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 12054.960000000001, "end": 12055.960000000001, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 12058.960000000001, "end": 12065.960000000001, "text": " I was close."}, {"start": 12065.960000000001, "end": 12070.960000000001, "text": " Bam bam bam bam."}, {"start": 12070.960000000001, "end": 12076.960000000001, "text": " Radiance structures are fortified."}, {"start": 12076.960000000001, "end": 12083.960000000001, "text": " Don't ult Zeus please, thank you."}, {"start": 12083.960000000001, "end": 12095.400000000001, "text": " I'll play mid."}, {"start": 12095.400000000001, "end": 12103.84, "text": " Go, go, go, go, go, go."}, {"start": 12103.84, "end": 12132.04, "text": " I'm just farming a little more and then I'll fight."}, {"start": 12132.04, "end": 12141.160000000002, "text": " they're owning now. Should I go for a blink? That's my second item."}, {"start": 12141.16, "end": 12143.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12143.16, "end": 12145.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12168.16, "end": 12170.16, "text": " Guy says good blade mail"}, {"start": 12173.16, "end": 12175.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12194.08, "end": 12196.08, "text": " Don't think I can to be one these guys"}, {"start": 12198.119999999999, "end": 12201.78, "text": " Your top tower is under attack already full HP"}, {"start": 12203.16, "end": 12205.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12211.44, "end": 12213.44, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 12224.92, "end": 12227.9, "text": " There it is boys, there it is"}, {"start": 12233.16, "end": 12240.16, "text": " if"}, {"start": 12240.16, "end": 12243.16, "text": " there is"}, {"start": 12243.16, "end": 12247.16, "text": " there it is"}, {"start": 12247.16, "end": 12249.16, "text": " next"}, {"start": 12249.16, "end": 12268.92, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12298.92, "end": 12305.0, "text": " I don't have these buttons do your middle tower is under attack"}, {"start": 12308.4, "end": 12310.4, "text": " Winners boys"}, {"start": 12322.12, "end": 12324.5, "text": " The enemy's middle tower has fallen"}, {"start": 12358.92, "end": 12361.32, "text": " Axe took no damage, it was healing."}, {"start": 12363.62, "end": 12364.82, "text": " I should've dagger'd."}, {"start": 12371.02, "end": 12374.22, "text": " Come on, brother! I got blade mail now though, so whatever."}, {"start": 12380.72, "end": 12382.22, "text": " Whatever, whatever!"}, {"start": 12382.220000000001, "end": 12402.660000000002, "text": " We're going to go farm down here, but concentrated wraps or pipe, I'm just going to follow the"}, {"start": 12402.66, "end": 12413.38, "text": " guide. Even though you gotta move it depending on who you're fighting. I swear one of them"}, {"start": 12413.38, "end": 12415.38, "text": " is here, just saw him pop up."}, {"start": 12432.66, "end": 12443.119999999999, "text": " He was dead boys he was literally dead"}, {"start": 12443.12, "end": 12464.12, "text": " R wouldn't have done anything."}, {"start": 12464.12, "end": 12467.12, "text": " R would have done nothing."}, {"start": 12467.12, "end": 12469.12, "text": " It was over"}, {"start": 12471.12, "end": 12473.12, "text": " Karma we're gonna die anyways"}, {"start": 12475.240000000002, "end": 12477.480000000001, "text": " Oh a blade mail not a passive"}, {"start": 12481.960000000001, "end": 12483.960000000001, "text": " Was"}, {"start": 12483.960000000001, "end": 12501.12, "text": " me alone I gotta go farm leave me alone don't talk to me bro I'm farming"}, {"start": 12501.12, "end": 12529.400000000001, "text": " How the hell dude all of a sudden a shit ton of damage"}, {"start": 12529.4, "end": 12531.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12553.08, "end": 12555.08, "text": " Probably"}, {"start": 12559.4, "end": 12580.279999999999, "text": " I was about to leave dude."}, {"start": 12580.279999999999, "end": 12587.64, "text": " I was about to leave."}, {"start": 12587.64, "end": 12589.84, "text": " I don't think Blade Mail would have saved me there."}, {"start": 12596.0, "end": 12598.519999999999, "text": " Oh, if you shift click, it puts it in a queue."}, {"start": 12617.64, "end": 12622.64, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12622.64, "end": 12626.64, "text": " the U.S."}, {"start": 12626.64, "end": 12628.64, "text": " is an axe on a person anymore"}, {"start": 12628.64, "end": 12638.64, "text": " ,"}, {"start": 12638.64, "end": 12645.08, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12645.08, "end": 12647.84, "text": " U.S."}, {"start": 12647.84, "end": 12651.96, "text": " U.S."}, {"start": 12651.96, "end": 12659.859999999999, "text": " U.S."}, {"start": 12659.859999999999, "end": 12664.0, "text": " U.S."}, {"start": 12664.0, "end": 12667.26, "text": " U.S."}, {"start": 12667.26, "end": 12668.06, "text": " Oh, there we go."}, {"start": 12671.5, "end": 12672.86, "text": " Okay, brah!"}, {"start": 12687.02, "end": 12688.54, "text": " Damn, he almost killed him all of a sudden."}, {"start": 12688.54, "end": 12699.54, "text": " If you right click them it will auto buy them if you have gold."}, {"start": 12699.54, "end": 12716.220000000001, "text": " Oh, I don't have enough for those."}, {"start": 12716.220000000001, "end": 12718.220000000001, "text": " of the"}, {"start": 12718.220000000001, "end": 12723.02, "text": " if"}, {"start": 12723.02, "end": 12727.62, "text": " if"}, {"start": 12727.62, "end": 12730.160000000002, "text": " if"}, {"start": 12730.160000000002, "end": 12735.000000000002, "text": " if"}, {"start": 12735.000000000002, "end": 12740.94, "text": " if"}, {"start": 12740.94, "end": 12752.24, "text": " All right, whatever, whatever."}, {"start": 12752.24, "end": 12754.640000000001, "text": " This is just like a gank squad now."}, {"start": 12754.640000000001, "end": 12757.640000000001, "text": " Holy crap."}, {"start": 12757.64, "end": 12778.68, "text": " Yeah, I gotta stay with my team now."}, {"start": 12778.68, "end": 12781.24, "text": " I guess around 20 minutes you stay with your team, huh?"}, {"start": 12784.2, "end": 12784.92, "text": " OOF!"}, {"start": 12803.56, "end": 12805.56, "text": " It's not good, but we might lose this."}, {"start": 12808.68, "end": 12810.68, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 12815.28, "end": 12817.28, "text": " Not looking too good"}, {"start": 12819.12, "end": 12821.12, "text": " There's no one I can like"}, {"start": 12827.4, "end": 12829.4, "text": " Yeah, there's no one I can kill"}, {"start": 12838.68, "end": 12851.960000000001, "text": " I can't do that."}, {"start": 12851.960000000001, "end": 12855.78, "text": " What is that mark? Are you saying there's people there?"}, {"start": 12855.78, "end": 12858.08, "text": " Nice to meet you."}, {"start": 12858.08, "end": 12881.08, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12881.08, "end": 12883.08, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12883.08, "end": 12892.4, "text": " Okay, I pressed everything but E"}, {"start": 12913.08, "end": 12923.08, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 12923.08, "end": 12936.68, "text": " Yeah, what the fuck, didn't I get everything?"}, {"start": 12936.68, "end": 12941.48, "text": " Yang, Ka- Ka- Kaia and Sanj, Yasha and Kaia."}, {"start": 12941.48, "end": 12948.48, "text": " And I buy the wrong item."}, {"start": 12960.48, "end": 12967.48, "text": " That's a new one right there."}, {"start": 12971.48, "end": 12976.48, "text": " of the"}, {"start": 12976.48, "end": 12979.48, "text": " U.S."}, {"start": 12979.48, "end": 12982.48, "text": " Oh my god it's always acts"}, {"start": 12982.48, "end": 12989.48, "text": " it's always for connects"}, {"start": 12989.48, "end": 12993.48, "text": " your"}, {"start": 12993.48, "end": 13000.48, "text": " I scary"}, {"start": 13000.48, "end": 13007.48, "text": " Probably sees me right now."}, {"start": 13007.48, "end": 13020.48, "text": " Please don't kill me dude, I just want to farm."}, {"start": 13050.48, "end": 13067.48, "text": " Oh, he told Lich to ult, I grade, I grade."}, {"start": 13067.48, "end": 13085.16, "text": " Yeah man, I think I'm good boys."}, {"start": 13085.16, "end": 13090.68, "text": " I'm good on this one."}, {"start": 13090.68, "end": 13091.68, "text": " I'm good."}, {"start": 13091.68, "end": 13093.68, "text": " The Dots."}, {"start": 13094.68, "end": 13096.68, "text": " I'm good on the Dots."}, {"start": 13121.68, "end": 13123.68, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13132.04, "end": 13134.04, "text": " This guy's just farming me dude"}, {"start": 13137.960000000001, "end": 13141.6, "text": " Your top tower is under attack. You guys just firing me at this boy"}, {"start": 13143.08, "end": 13146.24, "text": " He knows the bro. He knows where I'm at more than I know"}, {"start": 13146.24, "end": 13151.52, "text": " I know. He waits to see me on the map and then just rushes and kills me."}, {"start": 13159.84, "end": 13161.039999999999, "text": " I don't know what to do here."}, {"start": 13206.24, "end": 13220.24, "text": " Yeah, can they win now bro? Can they win? You lost, you guys won!"}, {"start": 13220.24, "end": 13230.24, "text": " I got a gun and"}, {"start": 13250.24, "end": 13252.24, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13268.24, "end": 13270.24, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 13273.24, "end": 13275.24, "text": " Oh, the team!"}, {"start": 13275.24, "end": 13277.24, "text": " They're taking full action!"}, {"start": 13280.24, "end": 13290.24, "text": " You got a carious, bro!"}, {"start": 13290.24, "end": 13296.24, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 13296.24, "end": 13302.24, "text": " Damn, Rip."}, {"start": 13302.24, "end": 13313.16, "text": " Damn, RIP."}, {"start": 13313.16, "end": 13316.32, "text": " Single-handedly lost the game."}, {"start": 13316.32, "end": 13328.24, "text": " Oh my god, I got him!"}, {"start": 13328.24, "end": 13330.24, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13347.96, "end": 13349.96, "text": " This"}, {"start": 13358.24, "end": 13366.24, "text": " Your middle is over the top. Your middle is farewell, and me and the one I love the most, a son of a gun."}, {"start": 13372.24, "end": 13376.24, "text": " The middle is a room you can't take it from."}, {"start": 13376.24, "end": 13381.24, "text": " The middle is a room you can't take from."}, {"start": 13381.24, "end": 13388.24, "text": " That was cool."}, {"start": 13388.24, "end": 13393.24, "text": " I tried."}, {"start": 13393.24, "end": 13402.24, "text": " Now win, win, win!"}, {"start": 13402.24, "end": 13414.24, "text": " Oh my god, he might win this."}, {"start": 13414.24, "end": 13427.24, "text": " Y'all hold him there for two seconds!"}, {"start": 13427.24, "end": 13437.24, "text": " Let's go, let's go!"}, {"start": 13437.24, "end": 13447.24, "text": " Okay, okay, chill!"}, {"start": 13447.24, "end": 13453.24, "text": " the"}, {"start": 13453.24, "end": 13458.24, "text": " white man"}, {"start": 13458.24, "end": 13464.24, "text": " very nice very nice to come back to dream"}, {"start": 13464.24, "end": 13469.24, "text": " the"}, {"start": 13469.24, "end": 13475.24, "text": " same work if he's in danger and you'll win"}, {"start": 13475.24, "end": 13477.24, "text": " With you brother"}, {"start": 13487.96, "end": 13489.96, "text": " I missed I missed"}, {"start": 13496.52, "end": 13498.52, "text": " Axe is coming for me bro I know"}, {"start": 13505.24, "end": 13512.24, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 13512.24, "end": 13516.24, "text": " Alright, alright."}, {"start": 13516.24, "end": 13523.24, "text": " Alright, I think it's over now."}, {"start": 13523.24, "end": 13531.24, "text": " Yeeeeeee, I think it's over now."}, {"start": 13531.24, "end": 13534.24, "text": " I think it's over now."}, {"start": 13540.24, "end": 13542.24, "text": " Noob team."}, {"start": 13550.24, "end": 13552.24, "text": " Yeah, he left, didn't he?"}, {"start": 13552.24, "end": 13554.24, "text": " to their essence."}, {"start": 13560.24, "end": 13563.24, "text": " Now survive 28 seconds, survive."}, {"start": 13575.24, "end": 13577.24, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13582.24, "end": 13594.24, "text": " Get me out of here. Get me out of here. Never again. Never again. It's not a bad game. It's"}, {"start": 13594.24, "end": 13604.16, "text": " skill issue, player issue, etc, etc. Yes, indeed. Uh huh. Uh huh. Whatever you want to"}, {"start": 13604.16, "end": 13613.4, "text": " call it insert here insert here all yours turbo was much better dude that was"}, {"start": 13613.4, "end": 13618.56, "text": " terrible that was terrible honestly blame me it's not the game it's me dude it's"}, {"start": 13618.56, "end": 13622.08, "text": " not the game it's me"}, {"start": 13622.08, "end": 13627.08, "text": " Anything game, it's me."}, {"start": 13652.08, "end": 13659.08, "text": " Do a hots game?"}, {"start": 13659.08, "end": 13666.08, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 13666.08, "end": 13667.08, "text": " Hots?"}, {"start": 13667.08, "end": 13674.08, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 13674.08, "end": 13676.72, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 13681.92, "end": 13683.48, "text": " PUBG old times."}, {"start": 13687.24, "end": 13688.12, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13688.88, "end": 13689.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13689.08, "end": 13691.0, "text": " How many votes do we have for sub Sunday?"}, {"start": 13694.52, "end": 13697.64, "text": " 732 people, 732."}, {"start": 13704.08, "end": 13711.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13711.08, "end": 13724.08, "text": " Well, are my RP or what was some days ago?"}, {"start": 13724.08, "end": 13726.08, "text": " Oh, yeah, that was that was decent."}, {"start": 13726.08, "end": 13732.08, "text": " I was all right."}, {"start": 13732.08, "end": 13737.42, "text": " No, you didn't miss anything, dude. You did not miss anything today. I've just been lost in life."}, {"start": 13740.08, "end": 13744.08, "text": " I don't know what EXE to load up. Everything feels..."}, {"start": 13745.58, "end": 13748.08, "text": " Not it right now, to say the least."}, {"start": 13750.58, "end": 13751.58, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"start": 13755.08, "end": 13759.58, "text": " The aisle? Um... I don't think so."}, {"start": 13762.08, "end": 13769.08, "text": " I don't think so, bro."}, {"start": 13769.08, "end": 13784.08, "text": " Shift 2 could be fun."}, {"start": 13784.08, "end": 13813.88, "text": " I'm thinking of chilling and then maybe being on tomorrow."}, {"start": 13813.880000000001, "end": 13816.68, "text": " I'm thinking of chilling right now, to be honest."}, {"start": 13818.44, "end": 13819.44, "text": " Am I in the little early?"}, {"start": 13819.44, "end": 13821.84, "text": " Don't judge me, I'm in the little early here."}, {"start": 13825.28, "end": 13827.78, "text": " Back at it on Sunday, I might just chill here."}, {"start": 13830.880000000001, "end": 13835.880000000001, "text": " Ehh, ah, guys, I'm in a funk."}, {"start": 13837.36, "end": 13841.960000000001, "text": " Sub-Sunday tomorrow, get to a thousand votes."}, {"start": 13843.880000000001, "end": 13855.880000000001, "text": " I'm going to go back to the"}, {"start": 13858.420000000002, "end": 13862.060000000001, "text": " sub Sunday chilling. Here we go."}, {"start": 13862.12, "end": 13864.6, "text": " Variety back on the menu. Oh"}, {"start": 13864.660000000002, "end": 13867.300000000001, "text": " wait. It never left anything"}, {"start": 13867.36, "end": 13869.36, "text": " out there worth playing. Please"}, {"start": 13869.44, "end": 13872.1, "text": " show me addition."}, {"start": 13872.1, "end": 13886.1, "text": " Don't worry tomorrow, sub Sunday reset back into the new week easy clap a source believe I'm telling you all right I'm sorry I'm out."}, {"start": 13886.1, "end": 13891.1, "text": " I'll be on tomorrow regular stream but I think we'll go from there."}, {"start": 13891.1, "end": 13899.1, "text": " All start stream full start. All right you guys enjoy night. Thank you guys for watching. I'll be on tomorrow. Okay."}]}