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Oh my god people oh seven lettuce cats me are we good
dude. Hey guys, doing chat. How is life? What up? What up Saturday, Saturday? Hold up.
I gotta reset this every damn time.
Okay.
Did it work?
Yes, it did.
Chari guys doing house life.
Sunday, tomorrow.
Sub Sunday, Sub Sunday check.
How many votes?
I feel like I was just there every damn time just subsunday tomorrow vote up vote up we
need 500 I don't know what the hell is out there dude I feel like it's a little
dull out there I'm not gonna lie it's a little dull it's a little bit Elven ring
movie set leaked oh really I still don't know how they're doing that dude I feel
like the only way you pull up Elven ring if it's more about like the
cinematic shots, and then like some dialogue. Who's the main character? Who's
gonna be the tarnished? Like, how does it even work? What are they? It's gonna be
an interesting... Is it gonna be like, I'm assuming Miyazaki is gonna be
consulting. You would think so. Like he's gonna be on set or something.
Matt Damon may be right you would think he's gonna be on set
What we got here, bro, what do we have here what are we doing chat?
What are we doing what are we the win wasteland bites all right yo 44 positive there it is okay, okay
Hopefully no CS today, dude. It's either that or not knowing what to play. So I'd rather just play Counter Strike instead of contemplate what EXE to load up.
You know.
You know, you know, your guess is fun, dude, your guess is fun, but you gotta you gotta
pace yourself with it.
It's fun, brother.
What do we have here? What happened today?
No more curbs than desert? I think no.
Honestly, I could 100% it on stream. I could.
But I kind of want to do some other stuff. It's about finding what the other stuff is.
And then it's kind of like, well, there's nothing else to do.
Might as well just put that shit on Shrembra.
But then, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, that's my logic.
That's the logic.
Oh, there you go.
Where is my YouTube bro? It's up. I see it. It's up. It's there
New cat armor they added to Crimson Desert last night. Oh, was there a patch? That's cute man
That's cute, brother. You didn't even finish your crimson dessert dinner, let alone dessert.
Good one, Rob. What are we doing here? Anything new? Nothing in our game is AI generated ever.
So there's Warframe Community Director. Yeah, Warframe has been so relevant. It's crazy how
long that game has survived for. Warframe is the game that is popular, but I don't know anybody who plays it.
I don't know anyone who plays it, but it's popular.
Bro, that game has been more popular than for over a decade.
Relevant for over a decade, dude.
I will be going back to GTA 5 but for online when I'm not sure.
I think they're doing something maybe.
And that's all I can say.
Oh, wait, actually.
Oh, wait a minute. Actually, wait, can you do this now? Oh, I downloaded it just to kind
of chill it. I think I can do it now. It says April 2nd of the 15th. There's like drops
on for GTA Online. And I was like, all right, I'll just play some. Why not? I haven't
play GTA online in forever but it would be like a good remembrance to when six
comes out. No wouldn't be RP related you have to play GTA online.
Anyone here play GTA online on PC? It's still as slow as it was. Oh you play
the heists other than the heists is there anything worth doing you have to
you oh my god
it's faster now it has anti-cheat
you could do community races
Come on, man. It sounds like GTA Online is going to be better on console, even though we'll be releasing on console first as well.
It's almost like if you're going to go online it might as well. Yes, PC, but PC players just ruin it.
They're ruining it bro. Look at all this stuff. Somebody said I had to use VMware and use
a VPN and then you're good for GTA online on PC. I don't think the console cheaters
are as ridiculous as the modders on PC that literally dissect the game and rip the guts
out for full control of the software.
It's like child's play on console.
It's way different.
by what is this rock components racing
humanity has long since entered into the stars but the spark of innovation had begun to fade
to re-ignite our drive and accelerate progress we turned space into the ultimate racing
Not in-game graphics.
Sure, badm.
Sure.
Sci-Fi racing game by RCR team.
Raw components racing.
Rah? Oh, it's not even on Steam yet.
Sure, bruh!
New third-person mechagame was announced.
Hit break.
You're face, huh?
Follow my orders, maybe you'll make it past your first assignment.
Step aside!
Let's leave the money, the water, and die in here for a few total calls.
is that way is this pvp is this 1v1 or something
I
Know there's PV as well
That's like armored core style
You will have to create your own purpose from nothing.
Sure, brother.
Sure, bradoo.
Oh, that's cool, brother.
That's cool.
That's cool, man.
Sure, man.
Sure, bradoo.
Shay, you know what's a good ice cream flavor?
Black or Asbury is good, but if I get in Sherbert,
they get a S Sherbert.
Not all the time, you gotta be in the mood.
You gotta be in the mood.
Mm-hmm, or in Sherbert, they make other ones.
I don't know if there's a better one.
Sherbert, not Sorbet.
share Bert new mining Eidler announcement that looks cool we got here what we got
here what is your way not optimal
I would rather have some sweets here and there than not have sweets, okay. Motherfuckers
trying so hard to lock in. I agree, but you don't gotta take away those luxuries. You're
You're fucking crazy, man.
You can fucking exercise and go for whatever body fat
percentage you want, but fuck that shit.
I enjoy ice cream.
I mean, sure, moderation is key at the end of the day.
It's not about cutting out, it's moderation.
Or what you do is a strat is you eat 10 calories worth,
and then quickly fucking run 10 calories.
So you have the ice cream there, you measure out,
eat 10 calories, that might be like a teaspoon.
And then you just fucking,
as soon as the treadmill says 10 calories, boom, zeroed out.
That's not happening. How long would it take to run 10 calories? And then at what speed?
I think like walking pads are like four miles per hour. So you'd have to run at a pace.
10 calories is nothing.
I know you, that's why you micro dose the ice cream bro, you micro dose it 100 calories is probably like a solid spoonful.
Maybe two maybe two spoonfuls. I don't know ice cream is fucking crazy man. There's a lot of there's a lot packed into every bite
A pint is a thousand calories
dude
If you fucking layer it down into ten layers of a hundred calories, then easy a spoon and a half is a layer
on a pint. You can scoop up 100 calories in one spoon full. Alcohol makes you fat for
sure. I mean you're just fucking drinking 200 250 calorie beers and you're
checking them next thing you know it's been like six six times 250 well do the
math you're fucked
It doesn't matter the source of the calories, no, but it's more about you don't realize
how many you're consuming so fast.
Those four beers, I don't fucking know, look at the back.
How much is like a Miller light or a Bud light?
people drink forward or however many throughout that's their water calories are
still calories right liquid or solid I will genuinely eat a large pizza to
myself that's the thing bro it's what it's there bro I would too sometimes
you're like bucket I'm gonna just fucking eat this shit yellow sometimes
It's just how it is.
And then you hate yourself after, but in the moment, oh my God, it was worth the minus three
months of life.
It has my face.
What is this?
Pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself. Oh, yeah
I like indulging sometimes or I'm not doing the whole 500 pound life shit, okay
Okay, sometimes a motherfucker wants like a
a chicken nuggy meal from McDonald's, okay?
And then I'm good.
I don't want fucking five.
Can I have five chicken, fucking,
McNuggy orders, okay?
I'll take one and I'm good.
Give me one, bro, sometimes.
Pizza for breakfast? That's nasty, man. What are you doing, dude?
What are you doing, man? Yesterday I made an insane steak, actually.
Today I'm feeling a baked pasta.
A baked pasta.
I'm going to get a little more pasta.
Night before a nice teriyaki salmon. God damn the glaze at the top.
Dude, salmon is the greatest. Salmon is the greatest thing if you got to cook.
Easy fucking clap. Easy fucking clap.
I don't know what it is man. You eat a salmon you feel healthy as fuck.
salmon you feel healthy as fuck. It's crazy. It's actually like, I feel like I get buffed.
Like a psychological buff. Rice, teriyaki salmon, done. Easy clap. Put some lemon on
that shit. What else do you need? Alex Garland's Elden Ring
movie set footage. Wait, what? It got leaked. Elden Ring movie
set spotted. Oh, that's why you were mentioning that earlier.
I'm not going to show it on screen. I don't know. That's
that's weird. Yeah, if he actually pulls the movie off, that will be the most incredible
thing ever. Dude took, it's like the story so good, but subtle, but now you're gonna have
to just like fill it with dialogue to make it make sense. Let's see, let's see. Brochio's
This is one of the most difficult games I feel like to put on screen.
At least the last of us has cutscenes and like a plot that's easy to follow.
Because it's already like fully written there so you just kind of like move it over.
What is this game again? Orbits?
Hey rookie, welcome to Orbit's Corporation. I'm Lava, Lead Scientist. Just wanted to wish you good luck on your first mining operation.
Just move your click-axe over rock and start mining. Active or idle, it's up to you.
You're tall to breaking down.
Upgrades available.
It looks like it could be kind of satisfying.
It looks like it's kind of fun, maybe, maybe.
Maybe I don't mind idler games, some of them are kind of fun.
Some people are not fan of idlers at all personally, I don't mind them.
If it's a solid, good idler, I don't mind.
I like the genre.
Tiny Eden.
Tiny Eden, yeah.
What are we doing here?
We got a cat.
How we feelin' about that?
That look kinda cool bro, sure about it.
AI game, maybe.
It looked a little, uh, sure dude.
Check, Meltopia on Stima can be fun.
Meltopia.
Hosey was good, it got a little,
Hosey, how are people taking it?
Was I near the end of the game?
It was fun, it was fun and then got a little repetitive
near the end.
Instead of renovating, it felt more like you were also interior designing a little more.
I guess I was looking more for like, it did focus a lot more on like furniture placement,
which is fine.
I prefer the painting and all the other stuff
before needing to decorate the rooms.
Dumb typing.
Yeah, I think you just kind of enjoy it
in smaller bite sizes.
If you try to play it in one go,
it's gonna feel tedious.
What is this?
It has my face.
Don't tell me this is friend slob. Don't tell me. Yesterday?
Wait.
So another player isn't the clone.
KiteSeekin trying to kill your clone in the deceptively simple first person horror roguelike.
I wasn't expecting it to be a roguelike.
That's so random.
It's solo or eight players.
Yeah, oh, it is eight players.
Maybe.
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
Might be interesting.
Daily Darkwood Glazed, dude.
People have been mentioning this game for years.
I'm so, like, there's no way.
I saw that Hazelnuts.
It was fun, but I wouldn't play it again right now.
The long dark final chapter is out for 12 years.
Oh really?
I remember when they announced this.
This came out.
Episode 5.
So you gotta go play the previous ones because who remembers?
I don't think I've ever played the story of this game.
You think I'm playing around doctor?
What is in the case?
Nothing.
You are not a good liar.
You think I didn't figure it out.
We have to do something.
I only played the survival element.
You said you had something that could help her.
It looks like a terrible idea.
I was trying to come up with something good to say but it looks like a terrible idea.
Whatever important thing you think you need to do, I promise you, it's not more important than this.
This might be the most important thing anyone has ever done.
It is a little look-alike stuff like an old Telltale game.
He kind of does
This is like another such an old survival game as well this game came out when twitch was just different
I wonder, I wonder why it took so long for the last episode to come out.
Yeah, the survival mode is what I remember playing specifically.
I don't remember any of that story and episodes of this.
Survival I specifically remember and dying many times by oversleeping and then being
dehydrated in my sleep and dying.
Well, the division to bro, I don't want to hear shit about the division anymore.
I don't I don't know if I can hear about it.
All right.
There's no way I'm waiting for the division three.
Everything else is noise, man.
Take out half of the arcadey shit, the shit missions.
I don't even know.
I don't even know what division three is going to be.
I'm actually surprised that a Vision 2 made enough profit for them to even make a third one.
The third one is going to take place in California.
I doubt it wait it was New York Washington right
The second one is Washington, right?
I bet the third one, Cali, Cali.
I could see Chicago, true.
I could see Chicago as well.
You're right, you're right.
The vision's loop is boring.
I think I agree.
I do agree. I think that's what kind of kills it.
Because you have to do like the way the missions are and stuff, they're just kind of.
They fall flat a bit.
You got like 250 hours of fun out of it.
Well shit, bro, that's why they're making another one.
Well, shit, bro, that.
Well, that's why they're doing it.
Can we get another copy segment?
Um, nah.
No, I mean I'd have to clean out the water and stuff. I've been used I moved my main coffee maker over here
I could but
Bro, we're good dude. We're good
You don't need a shiprap. Why are you scared to play deadlock?
All right the deadlock guys the deadlock community guys
You guys are getting into the Dead by Daylight community territory.
Gave me even out and you're all annoying Fox.
At least they had a build up to being annoying Fox.
Check out Minos and Tamashika brah
The lyric is ignorant of deadlock it seems
Bro once again go back to what I said exactly what I mean
Bro prove from that statement proved exactly what I just meant
Mm-hmm
There it is, bro
Airport security sucks Q2 2026
Is this gonna compete with that other game just put that in your butt
I guys make sure you don't let me smuggler through
You try to grab my trap back
I'm going I'm going I'm going
Dude you just let him through
Flash out
Oh it missed me get C
You're on teammate blinded you
I'm taking that
I wanna do that oh
Oh
Maybe maybe bro, maybe the other one seemed better because it was more cooked this looks kind of like dumb fun
Sure, man. Sure.
My animations are currently on Arc.
I don't see anything fired that I'm looking at on Flash.
Dota mentioned, dude, don't make me go on the Dota Arc.
The problem with Dota is no one plays it on the east coast.
So when I play, I end up queuing with, I actually don't know where.
Maybe like some South American regions or something.
Ends up being a lot of Spanish speakers on my team usually.
to mix and the queues are long.
I don't mind, I just play in a dead Dota queue.
In Europe, it's a little bit like CS.
The CS is more popular in Europe.
Dota is more popular in Europe.
League, InstaQ, Valorant, InstaQ. At the same time, Counter Strike Qs are actually pretty fast.
Choose English language only and East Coast. Yeah, but then it's going to take two hours to get a game.
You just gave me a recipe for a two hour queue time.
Avalos, what are you doing here?
Is anyone doing anything interesting on Twitch?
No.
No
Some armor uber maybe maybe maybe I might hit that up I might
way of the hunter to is this game out I thought it was only the demo welcome to
way of the hunter to the demo access your chair really access you learn chicken
we're hunting reserve with a lot of characters waiting to be restored to
its form glory but you won't be alone for the ride you meet characters make
friends along the way who will help guide your journey.
The family owned, hearth and hunt needs your help
to build the ultimate hunting resort one step at a time.
Just like our team at Non-Rox Games needs your feedback
to create their best hunting game yet.
Welcome to your new home.
An impressive hunting lodge perched on a hillside
overlooking lush green river valleys.
These empty halls are just waiting to be filled
with trophies from your upcoming hunting adventures.
Kid, you started early mornings.
You've got long and busy days ahead.
As a professional, you'll have access to the best equipment available.
Conquer the vast outdoors and create your own outposts and tents,
where you can hunker down at night or during bad weather.
Bring yourself a backpack to expand your inventory on longer trips.
And don't worry, wherever you go, your trusty companion can come along.
Your American Foxhound will stay by your side if you choose to bring it.
Yeah, this good boy helps you follow tracks across every terrain, even in poor visibility.
With proper training and bonding, your pup will become a dependable hunting buddy.
But it's real strength lies in blood track.
Dense terrain and long blood trails are no match for your helper's nose.
Now you can find and harvest the game quickly for minimal meat degradation and trophy preservation.
You've known improved hunting map comes with custom markups.
You've now seamlessly switched between 2D and 3D models.
Look at that.
Oh, and did you know that those cozy tents also serve as convenient fast travel points?
Other equipment like decoys, duck calls, and lines will make your hunts more effective.
So what are you waiting for Hunter?
Get out there.
May rain be true.
And your luck leads you to unique trophies.
Now here's your tool to find your...
Oh man, it's just chilling there bro.
I gotta do that.
I like those memorable moments.
Chase your favorite game.
Hmm.
And explore
and wonders of nature.
All of this and more, starting right now on PC with speed early access.
The elk is for the trophy.
New PUBG mode that looks like Helldivers is coming out on April 8th.
Bro, I would play pubg legit if the queues were popping.
No bots, people were actually playing.
I would.
What the hell, dude, this game, what even happened?
If you showed someone this and didn't tell them what it was they'd never think it was
G
No one lids
Yes, 600k in-game.
Most people are playing the regular mode, I'm assuming.
Yeah, the 600 K is still stuck on the main mode, which isn't bad.
Raina Kings trailer HD 11 years ago.
I am watching that, bro.
Gaming needs a renaissance.
I don't think so, dude.
I think it's just, I don't think so, bro.
Games are still good.
I think it's just, we've seen so much good
and the peak of what we, the peak of our,
everybody has a peak, everybody has their favorite game
and everyone has experienced the peak of a specific genre
and then you're trying to hunt for something better
than that, but what has come out is so good
that it's really a lot more difficult to satisfy yourself
because everything is usually an inspiration
of what was really good at the top.
And then actually something brand new,
only so many studios can do it.
only so many. There's not that many, bro.
I mean, we just had a Resident Evil.
Remember Resident Evil?
Resident Evil was so good,
but it kind of felt like it came and went so fast.
It feels like it was forever ago in my timeline.
I thoroughly enjoyed that game. It was beautiful. Too short. What else were they going to do?
There's only so many twists and things you can do and then it becomes dragged on. I respect
fact that it's not ridiculously long. It's perfect and it was good enough. Dude wanted like a hundred
hours then they gave what a sucked. On three to four more hours you're just kind of like going
through just to find the ending eventually.
Now if you don't like crimson desert.
I don't know if you don't like crimson desert. I mean the next game.
Oh, we have seen I am Jesus Christ, man. We've seen it, dude. Holy moly.
All right. What are we doing here boys? What are we doing? I'm lost.
I'm lost. Is there a reason baby steps didn't vibe with you? It was funny, but then I just got kind of bored of it.
that's all that kind of happened. It could have been a skill issue, it probably was.
It most likely was. Drive cars and mafia free ride.
This game was all right. This game was a bad. It was a fun playthrough. This game definitely
will not sell a lot. I also had no advertisements at all. Plus $24.99 for a four-hour game.
It was good. I enjoyed it, but I think the time has already passed for it. The majority
of sales have sold.
Temtem Swarm.
Wait, what? This game officially came out?
This is one like everybody was trying to use or everybody was making their vampire survivors this game came out officially
of
Yeah, the StarCraft 2 players are too good.
What's luck than StarCraft 2 are niche gamers who are absolutely love the game, who queue
every day.
so I'm gonna get my ass kicked heavily playing it like I'm all right but like I
cap out all my skill fast and then get shit on
me
No, I just started playing again. It would be nice to see how many players are actually
in Starcraft 2Q. Like, if you do press the Q button, it is like InstaQ.
Age of Empires, I love, but the game gets so... the early game is so boring.
game is so boring, dude. They need to speed up the beginning. Yeah, it's such a slow ramp up.
up on the beginning is so slow man the building is like sometimes you're there feels there
feels like there's like a solid wait time sometimes in the game where it needs like
Ah, just like, uh, if it's a 1.0x, if they speed up the game to like 1.2x or 1.3x, it would be perfect.
Not too much, but like slightly faster.
Have you seen those friendly steps?
Physics-based or friendly steps? Okay.
Okay, friendly steps, attention, guys, we got to go home now.
I understand you're all drunk and have rubbery legs, but please be careful.
I
Yeah, I was a sign, don't leave that one.
Oh yeah.
All right, line up behind you.
Now look down.
Oh shit.
Okay, I'm gonna push it, guys.
We suck here.
We're gonna hit Trilers.
Yo!
I think I'm 50, yeah.
I think I'm trying.
Another elusive to me, have fun, Traylor.
I think I'm 50, yeah.
I think I'm trying.
Another listen to me have fun trailer. Yeah.
Dude, those are the worst.
Fun guys swarm. Oh yeah, this game was fun guys swarm was actually a very, very well made.
Game.
Yes, that was a much better.
Well, as I have to figure this out, bro, what are we planning to do?
What are we doing here? What am I doing? What's the plan?
What am I doing here? Am I doing a cup of the day? Do I load up a cup of the day and then go back to confusion?
Maybe some armor Uber or something maybe
Maybe snipe an armor reforger or something
League into Dota into Han into Smite
Did I should do that I should do one game a league in the league section one game of Dota and then you get both of those
Both sides of the armies and then you keep interchanging between the both and then they're gonna be like
You do one win, one win, one game, one game, one game, one game, one game, one game, that
will never happen.
Dude, I don't even know where to start in Dota.
I don't know about that.
I mean you could just like I could play Pudge and I could just put a guide in right and it would probably auto level me and then I'd know
What to?
Yeah, I could just use I could just play Pudge. I
Could do it up
Can I jump right into ranked on Dota did no way I'm about to play Dota
No way. You still got to deny and stuff too.
No way.
Yeah, I used to host Warcraft 3 Dota servers. Okay. You don't understand. I used to have the Warcraft 3 mod,
The plug-in and I used to have be the server host for Dota games I
Did I did I used to I used to start the lobbies man
You needed this specific thing for it. I remember dude
But why because it was the only way to play the game and then people who joined up really fast too because everybody was looking for games
Turbo is much better. Can you do turbo ranked?
Is Turbo literally EM?
I don't want to play if it's not ranked, I don't give up.
That's the only thing.
How long is the, are Dota ranked matches?
Ranked is too try hard.
Are the games faster in general in Dota?
They can still be 45 minutes to 50 minutes. Yeah, but I don't want to play dude chat when
I play these games. I don't want to pub in them. I want to gain placement. If I'm playing
league it has to be ranked if I'm playing CS it has to be ranked or else to me it's
waste of time. I would rather losing is losing and going negative is more interesting than playing a
fucking practice match. I'd rather lose in a ranked match than lose in practice.
So I guess I could load up and do, I'll do one ranked match.
I don't know if I can do too many because these, these, these last a while.
And then I already know what's going to happen.
One guy is going to throw this game 67 gigs.
Come on man.
What do I delete? Sword eye, screamer.
Manor lords I'll keep because sometimes manor lords, you know, you got, you want to play it.
Who added that email? Please delete it. Thank you.
Dead by Daylight was fun for a little bit, but I need my 60 gigs back. I'm gonna need that back.
Ranger's path national park simulator was 25 gigs. I'm gonna need that back.
I'm gonna need that back. Chewing with Lyric is a rank down buddy. You say that now and I'm
I'm literally gonna carry his pudge.
How fast is this download uncapped?
Granted, who is new?
There's more new people or people picking up league
way more than people picking up Dota 2 again.
There I say Dota 2 is dying.
I feel like Dota 2 is dying.
League has more staying power because it's more casual.
This could be the same thing where it's just like how PUBG 600k, it's like more Europe
and like Chinese based or some shit.
wrong dota is growing. This better be amazing, you keep linking it.
Oh yeah, I saw this. This game looks a little weird, I don't know how this game works.
Hello everyone, welcome. I'm Kasper from Artificer and we're making Minos. I'm recording this
because Danny from Devolver told me to. He said that you said that the game looks cool
but seems a bit complex. So, Minos goes like this. There's a minotaur in a maze. That's
you. Heroes and adventures come from across the land to slay the famous monster for glory
and gold and fame and stuff. And you design a maze and you put in traps so that the
The traps, the maze, and the minotaur eliminate everyone.
No survivors allowed.
So here's how this works.
I already chose the game as downloading.
Of where your labyrinth leads the enemy.
Oh, for Sub-Sunday, by the way.
To change the labyrinth in any way you like.
Straight up, or long and windy, or anything in between.
You design the maze to lead the enemies into traps.
You inspect your traps and decide what goes where
for maximum destructiveness.
And obviously, not every trap works on every enemy.
Watch out for the resistances and unique abilities.
You'll have to plan carefully to make the best use
of the space you have.
You can set a sequence of traps
matching the order of incoming enemies.
You can split the enemy groups down separate paths.
You can use traps that have different groups of enemies.
I guess this looks right.
Yeah, it's like tower defense.
You can link traps with pressure plates.
I meant uh how long three minutes easy clap oh it's actually 30 gigs people will play
hot's ranked in the queue is sure to here is of the storm uh-uh that's got like 10 people playing it
block psychological thriller
Have you had a glimpse at the last boss of the new raid?
In Wow, which liquid and echo both are on?
No, who is the last boss? Is it cool, the raid?
Dota is shitty to watch, League is better.
League is easier to understand.
I see that.
Dota is...
Oh yeah, Dota?
Isn't Dota way more item based?
As in like you wanna use the items,
it's more like you get additional key binds
way more than league where it's like passive.
Yeah, it's more active items than Dota.
Bro, am I really about to do this right now?
Holy shit, this is gonna be horrible.
Holy.
Yeah, I'm gonna be judged by every keystroke,
by people who literally play this game all the time.
Do I really wanna do this?
It's not really.
I wouldn't even be able to pull on my seatbelt
before these fucks are gonna start criticizing.
Yeah.
Start with one turbo game.
I mean, there's no way some guy in my first rank match
on a brand, basically a brand new Dota account.
I haven't played in years.
There's no way I'm gonna be queued up
against amazing players.
Everybody's gonna be bot level.
All right.
The worst possible case scenario is,
You know, one of the most boring mechanics in MOBAs?
Wards.
Wards is one of the worst mechanics in MOBAs.
I just remembered.
Warning?
It's so bad.
They're so necessary.
Yeah, no shit.
It's like putting a little,
Well, you can know, obviously I understand that.
Wards are just annoying.
Warding rewards skill?
Dude, why am I playing this right now?
This is so dumb.
Let's see here.
One game, Pudge.
Ranked. I'll be so curious if I even get a Q here.
Ah, here we go.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna trust all this.
I'm going to just trust all that.
Am I doing classic?
Where are most of the players and ranked?
What is the premiere of this game?
I'll do mid lane. Rank all pink, right?
The thing is, I wonder if I can play Pudge off lane.
If Pudges banned then who? Well then I sit there with my thumb up my ass, bro.
You must select at least both high demand rolls. At least both high demand rolls. Oh
my fucking god.
If Pudges favorite some band and matches, well that's why you flip a coin.
Wait...
Should I go to Europe West too? Is 86 ping fine?
Can I hook at 86 ping?
Should I select English?
You can't?
Okay.
Oh, I know, secondary language.
Oh, let's see what happens here.
Is there a difference between a classic queue rank and a roll queue rank?
Nice.
Wow, that actually popped decently fast.
No one plays on NA?
NA? That was actually fast, dude.
Apparently, it found 10 people who are playing.
Oh my god, I got mid lane.
OK.
This is the year I go pro.
The other years didn't count.
one here at a band. Oh my god half the server just got banned. Pick phase. Where the hell
his punch are you really fucking streams like are you really your turn to pick no
way this guy ruined it you ruined it oh my god
Five seconds remaining.
What do I do?
Your turn to pick.
Yeah, what about Yoshinera? Who's the dude who spins, Blade?
Terrible? Is someone playing him? I don't see it. Who is he again?
Ten seconds remaining.
Okay.
Okay. Wow.
Dude, I hope that actually just backed everybody out.
Hopefully because fuck that shake you guys are really gonna stream time me on my first
day to two match that is a sign to not do this and this is a waste of time that's fun
for you now for me for me I'm just pressing buttons and it's boring then how was he not
Not sniping. He said pick Pudge. Go, go, go, lol.
He wanted to ban Pudge. If two heroes pick same hero, it's going to get banned. This
is common. You don't think he was sniping? All right. Well, that was an insane coincidence
than I guess it didn't seem like that.
It was a Quinkading.
Damn bro, I think the game completely died.
What the fuck?
It's not even starting anymore. Hello?
Dota? Mr. Dota?
Mr. Dota?
Downloading content lies, let me verify the integrity, it did mention something about
verifying the integrity.
Odd, how long is this going to take?
I always have the same vision, I don't know what ability you have, but if you have expo
configured in your bios and you will keep crashing just an FYI I do not know
off the top of my head if I have I'm not I can't tell you that
Yeah, this is stuck at zero percent.
What am I missing here?
Counterstrike just works.
All right.
This game has fucked everything up.
The play button doesn't even work anymore.
What is going on?
Dota just ruined my computer.
I haven't even seen this.
What the hell even is this guy?
I'm being stalled so many times as signs. Some people would take these as signs to not load up.
I'm being halted at every step to not play.
I probably just got banned anyways for abandoning.
First game feels bad.
First game, I haven't played it forever.
And then ban on first queue.
I restarted steam, let me see if it works.
You know, I'm not gonna lie, you know, I felt like Source 2 had a potential hype, but there hasn't been anything interesting that has come out because of Source 2.
It was more underwhelming than anything.
I've like Alex Doe. Alex Doe.
Yeah.
That's the one they always mention.
Yeah, yeah, this game. My computer is now telling me not to play this game. I'm actually
not able to play this. So that goes out the window. It's downloading content that no one
asked it to download. The only other thing I can think of is I need to restart Steve
even try verifying one more time.
Because when I restarted it, it did work
and it would maybe not be stuck at zero.
Weird.
It doesn't work, already checked the task manager, there's no Dota here.
Not a single Dota in site.
single Dota insight. It doesn't work man. Nothing. Verifying is slow. It's not this slow.
You need to switch Steam accounts and check files in another account.
I always have this problem.
Yeah, right.
This is the second Steam restart.
Guys, that was my only attempt at playing this.
I don't think I'm going to play it anymore.
That was my only attempt I tried.
I know, I don't know what else to do here.
Jokes, oba.
Restart your PC.
Um, wrote to Vostok. Let me restart my computer. I'm not super hyper road for Vostok. It looks interesting, but.
Don't get me wrong. A 1 dev game is super admirable and like very, very cool.
But we'll see, man.
All right, hold up, I'm restarting.
Mega Bonk?
Will you give up so easily?
Well, I'm not like dying to play Dota.
It's kind of like a very off in the middle of nowhere choice of game guys vote for sub sunday by the way
Yes, yes
Let me see if restarting did anything
Not many games I restart my computer for okay, because usually I get hit with like a windows update, but I did it this time
All right. Now let's see.
Downloading content, 0%.
I think that guy in chat was right.
You need to switch accounts.
You need to unfollow all workshop stuff.
I could see that.
Very old subscribed items.
Maybe.
But nope, it didn't do it.
No
Nope
Steve download reset your cash on steam, brother
Bread there. Hold on, I just did it. Alright, this is the last test. If it doesn't work,
I'm over it. It's a sign to going back to not knowing what to play. I don't log it in.
user data. Give it a second. All those to be a noob at the game. Alright. I just refreshed
my cache based off of your suggestion and we are still stuck on 0%. I'm starting to
believe that one guy. I am. I'm starting to believe the one dude who said you got to do
this on a different account. I believe you, man. I don't know if any of these work. Let
Let me see though. Oh, no, I'm over it, bro. I'm over a chat. I'm done. I have to find
my info for my other Steam accounts. I'm good. I'm not finding my fucking password for this.
The game doesn't work. I blend the game. Fuck that shit. I'll hit the play button
even if this doesn't hit 100%, I don't care.
Nope.
There was an attempt.
Five quick wins in GeoGuessr.
Maybe at the end of the stream-ish.
Assuming I don't get into some CS.
All right, I'm gonna play some.
We gonna hit up some.
Some good old.
some good good
super animal Royale got a big update
people still play that
You know, but you play this shit, so bro, let's go play this shit, bro.
600 people in game.
We play in Dota.
Chad what are you guys playing right now? That's what I wanna know. What are you guys
playing right now? I might go to Armour and just drive around and try not to blow up.
That's where I'm at right now. I don't know where else to go actually. I think I'm gonna
to drive around.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Is Vietnam any good?
I wonder if these servers are any good. Welcome PS5.
Oh my god.
Ah, I shouldn't say that long.
Brae station nation now take that long the 1.2 gig
yeah okay there's a couple it's like 20 10 gigs WCS servers are the best yeah but
But they're all NATO and Russia.
The Fallujah one looks kind of good, modern conflict.
There's actually a decent amount you can do here.
Alright, we might Geo-Guess actually while this downloads.
and then there's about a 30 man queue.
So that doesn't help the situation.
The do-do bar started moving once you launched.
Are you kidding me, dude?
Oh, hey, buddy.
Is it a sign?
Did it go back?
Because notice how this stopped downloading?
Oh wait, no, it kept going.
No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, it cannot be, it cannot be please.
It cannot be like this.
All right, fine.
We'll do one match, one ranked game, Pudge.
And then we'll come back to Arma.
The day is young.
It's only 130, bro.
Unless I got bad.
Okay, never mind. We're going back. Okay. Disabled for 20 minutes.
Uh, right. And never mind. We're going back. 20 minutes is like an hour.
Ain't nobody got time for that shit. Let's go back.
Nope!
One P3B, what is the difference in Surgency or Vietnam 67?
Anyone know what's different here?
What should I do?
Look at this.
First person and third person.
Alright, this will be fast.
In the meantime, let me uh, own some people world wide.
America?
Okay, okay, main road main road situation
Main road situation
Okay, it looks like we're going this way it does not it does not want me to go the other way
This looks like it could be that you this looks like it's like in the middle of winter East Coast
Like we're on the East Coast
For sure
I've seen I've seen the sticks
Those living in the sticks
When field
Honestly, I could just literally do the east coast and it will probably just be one of the cluster
Alberta, Canada by the way, hello there, hello there, what the fuck is Alberta again?
I'm pretty sure it's on the east right? Where the fuck is Alberta again?
I don't even know bro. I know Alberta. I don't even know where I'm looking for this.
Where in the shit is Alberta Canada?
I know it's in Canada, I've never really looked.
I feel like I'm missing it, but I'm in the right area.
Dude, I don't know, man.
Alberta, dude.
Am I going to have to hit up the roots?
Oh, nice.
Alright, I'm in queue.
I have no fucking idea, bro.
I don't know. Right here. Where's Alberta?
This guy has no idea, bro. This guy thinks he's in China right now anyways.
I don't see any pressure here.
oh my god he beat me dude are you kidding me are you kidding me how did I not see that
are you kidding me dude winfield oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
Oh people are living pretty fast in the server. Okay.
Where are we bro? Where are we?
Give me something. Give me something. Give me something.
We're traveling guys just uh hold we're traveling
we're traveling boys we got time we got time go get a drink
you know come back later we'll probably still be on the same fucking road
Adam Molley! Adam Molley! That didn't change anything.
Yep.
It doesn't now.
I- I don't know, man. We're in Turkey right now. This is Turkey.
Okay.
There it is.
I was gonna go Turkey or
Greece.
South Africa.
No man, we here bro, we here right there
All right, easy
Bro, he's lost again he's lost
Rose asking for a god
Got any guiding, you man?
He's not guiding.
Okay, he kinda did.
He kinda did actually.
Okay, bro.
I swear Malaysia and Indonesia's language is the same.
They're like close.
Malaysia and Indonesia when I read the text it's either Indonesia or Malaysia, but both the words it's like the same words
Is it actually as an America dude?
Is this the first non-weeb?
respect
sir
respect
All right, 19th, what the hell, bro?
Is there like a street in Kansas that looks like Tokyo?
The luckiest store in Ireland.
Really?
Don't tell me we're getting jubated here and now he's just like an Irish guy who put
it up that side and it's actually Romania.
Okay Ukraine.
How are you in Ukraine?
How?
There is no Creel.
Ambulancia, urgencias, samu.
Ambulancia, gelisco.
Jalisco.
Mr. Sun says we're in the southern hemisphere.
Ubald.
Sun- Ubald?
What does it mean?
Con-Ubald, PRI.
I
Mexican flag colors
Is this just straight up fucking Mexico, brother, but this is southern hemisphere, so I don't think it is
Guadalupe
I don't know.
Shit man, Ecuador, I don't know.
Right here.
I don't know.
Dude, are you kidding?
The sun was literally in the north.
Dude.
Are you fucking kidding right now?
Are you fucking kidding?
It was Mexico.
Was it not North?
Or was it in South Hemisphere?
What?
It's like Portugal or Spain or something.
Uh-oh, boys, um, hold up, guys, emergency situation, oh god, I'm going to lose.
You
Sorry shot. All right, we got time for another one
I saw a lot of person people who have no cue rank anyone know why why why why why why why
Where are we going, where are we headed?
EPI, Super-Allenu Petroleum International,
gas oil, lavage, bedangi, uberty, Bank of Africa.
Over the lube.
Senegal. Send it on Senegal.
There is French.
I saw some French.
Cézanne is Senegal.
Is there not French?
I feel like I should know this.
Unless this is Mexico.
Did the hemisphere debated me earlier? I don't trust it anymore.
Even though this is North.
This is North.
Am I- Am I tripping here?
I don't know where to go here. I'm not sure. Oh dear. Oh god. Oh my god. Brazil. Dude, okay,
I can't read the hemisphere anymore. I'm done. I don't know how I'm reading it wrong.
Like, this is clearly north so we're in the southern hemisphere.
I think it's just how I'm reading it at the angle and it's throwing me off.
The wall boom! Holthamteen, Atherstone, the wall boom.
It feels like Africa as well.
I'm about to load into the server.
That's what I'm saying.
You know what?
We are right here.
Right there.
Border.
The water bomb!
Oh wait, he was already around here too.
Dude, I'm in.
Man, I'm in.
Are you kidding me? All of that for an error? Dude. I
Hate gaming I do I'm done. This is what bro. This is why I gotta be an a pleb and just play fucking the most basic shit. Oh
My god
And now there's a plus 43 Q because obviously
I'm showing the fucking server so these dumbasses need to log in
Holy shit, no other server has the plus 43
I'm going to go back to the
room.
I'm not really sure where the fuck we are right now.
I want to say South America, but I don't know.
I want to say South America, I don't know.
Okay, hold on. We're somewhere. Some dialogue, some text. Rehabilitation. Okay, wait, was
Is that Columbia?
Oh, not Lumbia, but I could see this being Columbia.
Shit, I don't know, I don't know.
There it is, boom, boom, still in the game.
Okay, okay.
Casa de Comidas, de mesa delivery.
Spain? Argentina? Wow.
Gigi bro. Gigi bro. What matters is your tribe. Okay. Remember that.
I believe in you.
There it is, boys. There it is. Another one!
Hey, bro. Oh, my God. So I just downloaded all that and it doesn't work. Is that what's
going on here? Why is this failing? This guy just thought he could one tap me real quick.
Okay pal, okay pal.
Okay pal.
Oh my God.
Oh wait, 461, how big is Thailand?
Oh my God.
Gyochino Rossini, Longamari, Gyochino Rossini.
Looking around, I don't see it all the way.
Oh wow, really?
That's outside of Rome?
Oh my god.
Look man, just look at the fucking Colosseum, bitch, the fuck up, don't leave.
Just look at the shit there, brah, don't there, don't leave.
What was that?
Manmark?
Salter Road?
Bro, this is Australia or something, isn't it?
This is Australia.
Oh, I'm so fucked.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. Oh my god
Of course, dude, Australia dude, Australia is so fucking stupid. It's literally a
It's the Australia is the worst continent in
This game. It's the most 50 50 coin toss piece of shit
I swear to God, it's always a coin toss east or west Perth or a Sydney Perth or Sydney
The subtleties are so hard.
It is a skill issue, but still.
The Mamesco Mendes consider it a lot of fun machine.
I think Portugal Spain, I don't know, Spain?
whatever man you can't win them all okay some French looks like Spanish
What do you want from me?
Dota is up?
It is.
Yeah, once again, why am I versing people not ranked?
Is it because of this?
Uh, it is.
Every additional game will only affect your rating.
That sounds like it's important.
And Arma, you need to re-queue in two minutes,
Resets your
Position
Last DC was because of server restart. Are you kidding me?
There it is boys. There it is. What the fuck? Romania? Dude, I thought I was speaking Spanish.
What? Are we sure about this? Alright. Really? Alright.
Are you sure about this?
Okay.
Oh, yeah, then.
You thought we were speaking Spanish too.
See?
I'm not the only one then.
Oh my.
Amen. Amen.
What the hell? Our servers. Oh.
OPEN!
Whoa!
There it is. The W, boys.
The W into the server.
We're in.
you must be wondering how I got here I don't know either they give me this
And here we go.
Now you guys got room?
You got room, bro?
You got room?
You got room, bro?
Thank you, thank you.
Me go smug joint with wife.
She mad.
Get a vehicle.
Wait, wait!
What?
I'm joined with Y.C. Matt.
Wait! Wait!
Wait!
Let me get on here, bro. Let me get on here, dude. Hold up.
Unlock that shit. Unlock that shit.
I'll give you a minute.
I think you got to press like L on it or something Press alt, press alt, all right, you're my
next box aren't you? Alright, where are we headed here? Where are we going here? Is this place
similarly to Armah? Oh my god, there's like a thousand people here.
I
To the reward
We have here all shit most in the gantt, how does one take this?
motion the gauntlet.
What ammo do you use on this?
Unless I need to go into the other ammo section.
supply arsenal equipments
I think I have to take everything out for that
Wait, take active weapon ammo
Okay, okay, an RPG and a bugle as well.
Regular loadout.
Hey, yeah, you got room by that!
I think so.
Seems like no one else can get in though.
Yeah, it's locked. You gotta unlock it.
Oh, it's locked?
It ain't locked.
Is that hell, man?
Nah, this dude's bugged out of here.
He's in the gun, but he's invisible.
He's the king of the side of the car.
Oh, there's a dude down the gun?
Oh, yeah, but you're in the gun, dude.
He's the king of the side of the car.
Oh, okay.
Yo, eggs with the gun, dude.
Which way are you going, Mr. Hoster?
Oh, let me get on the vehicle.
All right, here we go.
All right, let's move.
Hey, uh, bro, you got a roof in there, dude?
Finally, a car that works.
Shit, man.
Hey, you know where you're going?
Yeah, you know where you're going?
Yeah, captain said we should be able to return by supper as long as we know that I get killed.
Said it shouldn't take that long.
We're back.
Mananana
Oh, oh my god, that was it. Oh my god, that was the car I was gonna be it. That was the Jeep I was gonna go in
That was the bug gunner
Hey, you guys got Mike's alone
All right, all right, we're gonna want each other's bags, right?
Yo.
I thought we were getting out of here. I'm gonna come back, I'm gonna come back.
There's so many people who have music on their bikes.
It's crazy how before it was like a couple of people, now everybody's figured it out.
Oh, we love that guy.
Oh my God!
I think the coolest thing about Arma is how big the maps are and how many maps there are.
That's one of the greatest things about this game, so it completely changes the experiences
Like it actually transports you like a
Maps are so good
Everybody's trying to scan where this is on the map.
Yeah, don't see any orange dots indicating where we are.
of
the
Oh
Yeah, I gotta stop right here. Thank you though. Thank you for the ride bro. Thank you man. Oh my god
What the fuck
Yo, hello
Yeah man, are you at enemy lines?
No, I'm not at enemy lines.
Is that me right there?
You lol.
Nope.
I don't think that's actually me lol.
Yeah, whatever
Yeah, you guys go into the action
You're at Lua? Let me see. Holy crap. Oh, it's green on this server. Oh my god, I was
Bunched in
Well, there you go, dude. Hey, is there a front leaf fire?
Driving this
I almost flew out the door.
I'm not really good about this, we're going to live.
I hope he got a car in front of us.
Got, like, tiger woods there.
Ba-da-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
There's a radio? Oh, is that what he was playing?
I brought my mp3 player from the states
Oh, I shouldn't. Oh, yeah, actually, I imported this here.
Ah, if I will, shit, what the fuck do you say?
Drive open.
Where are we at?
Where are we at right now?
Radio tower?
I don't see myself again.
I'm trying to figure out where we drove to.
Right here
We're going man, where we going? I'm the DJ
Is it the same song?
I'd climb the highest mountain
I'd sail the deepest sea high
Walk a thousand miles, baby
This brings you back to me
I'd ride the rails from Memphis
Take a plane to Timber
I've lost my smooth
I'm coming home tonight
I'm gonna run it
I'm gonna fly it
I
Yeah, it's like all AI.
Yeah, what are we waiting for? Matt, let's move!
Sharon, what are we waiting for?
Oh
That's not good that's never a good sign
That is not good, it's either going to just pulse and be, it was a lag spike or everything
in DC. Uh oh. Really? Nice. How y'all gaming? Gaming. That's just great right there.
What are you guys doing here?
I DC and go back into the queue?
Oh my god.
I don't even remember which server it was. Armaconflict, but there were two of them.
Man, this isn't even... what happened? No server found. The server actually just like died.
Wow, the server completely shut down.
It might reset and you can get in fast.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Dota calling?
Rough start to gaming.
Rough start.
Is Dota still open?
Oh my god.
I have over some Sunday by the way, I just came up in the whole time.
Did that fix it?
Is there apparently a apply button somewhere?
Oh
So no, Arma
Honestly man at this point, I don't I have no idea. I don't even know
The games are not gaming and my mind is not gaming either
Okay, when they Q-Pop!
Yeah, last time the queue was like two seconds.
It's a claim.
Oh, hello.
Are you alright?
I suppose.
I don't know.
Oh, you tell me which one.
Oh, Quintessa.
You're...
That was a skin or something.
Dota arc?
Hold yourself, dude.
Check out the new hero, Largo.
Don't Q&A, I already, uh, chose- oh wait, oh that's why.
I don't care about the skins in this game at all.
Why do they always ban Pudge?
Is he actually that?
Wow.
Well.
This isn't looking too good.
And someone left. Okay.
I
My body
Alright, if I actually get Pudge here, that'd be amazing.
When do I choose Pudge?
Oh god, first rank match.
Nominate one hero to ban, um, uh...
I overshake her!
Two heroes for your team.
What?
Lock in?
Dude, no way.
Hero band.
What?
Dude, the pledge got banned already?
Oh my god.
Are you kidding, man?
He is popular?
I'll just go Jaggernaut.
Recommended by Guide.
Where do I choose a guide?
Oh my god, I'm support?
Oh my god.
Dude, I'm all the thawing.
This guy's already talking shit.
Oh my fucking god.
Okay bro.
That boost?
They're saying you're a piece of shit.
They are saying things.
Yeah, which one should I do?
Honestly, I can win without this.
Should I do the torte delini?
Isn't that a fucking torte delini, dude?
Mouse?
All right.
Torte delini?
Okay.
Interesting, interesting, that's us.
Okay, okay.
Nice support, lap my ass off.
I remember how to play.
Prepare to leave this thing in the bag and travel to the river!
It's better.
I didn't know that lane you're going.
Agreed.
I'm not mid at my bottom.
Bro, all this shit probably doesn't matter and literally brain dead in queue.
And probably it doesn't matter
Lord
Honestly it comes down to how well you can just play
They want to report you
They're mad at you
Shit do you stop the buy a courier of course
I think I see it. Dota 2 feels like you're driving a manual car playing it.
The courier is such like the micro on the courier you gotta do to dude.
What the fuck even is this?
It's like they keep all the like...
I don't know. Never mind. Whatever.
The micro isn't hard.
It has auto delivery if you enable it.
Why the fuck is he pinging me bro?
The game just started, you fuck. Alright, relax.
Double as shit ass ranged? Oh, this is gonna be horrible.
I wonder if I should fight him for last hits.
Are you gaming or writing a diary entry?
Yes.
As you wish.
I go right under attack.
So you say?
It's just me now.
We're honestly going to win this while this kid's bitching while he's going to finally become pro in 2026.
When he's in this shit ass frame.
Can you cancel your yeah 14 years too late buddy
You can stop your attack with this, like you're chopping vegetables, there you go put them
Yeah, I don't give a fuck. I'm gonna press buttons and frag out. There's no way these
guys are that good. This is a reined dead queue. I bet I could just out, I could just
play just from outmaneuvering them. There's no way these guys are that good. My basic
The knowledge of this game from past should carry me.
I wish.
Fuck the support roll, I don't give a shit.
Of course.
You got no farm, I'm gonna start taking this guy's CS.
Already moving.
Radiance courier has been killed.
Oh shit, what's that dude?
Attack!
Yes.
I
Report me
On
one
of the
one-
one
of
Yeah, this is a horrible combo to burst down here too.
Just because of the ranged.
I don't know what those dudes moves are.
We're all run dude, we're gonna die man, we don't shit.
Wait is it actually one five?
We already died five times.
Oh yeah this is over.
I fight
Give me healing ward
Don't you make it so the ward follows you?
I'm not gonna thank you.
I don't know how to follow us yet.
We're right into boots.
Take the other jungle. I don't know the timing when you're supposed to jungle. I have no idea.
I have no idea. If I should even jungle with this guy. I haven't strong enough to kill this shit.
I wish you really can't make it so the total
We can potentially... I like we can potentially kill them.
No way!
No fucking way, I should just beat, bro.
I should have beat.
These guys were going in like they were gonna come in.
Did I just hit buyback?
Oh my god.
Whoops.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh fuck.
Yeah, I just need some uninterrupted farm and we're good.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
It's mostly now.
It is not over yet. Sure the economy, I can still do this.
No way!
Dude, what if it is the right now?
What?!
That's not good.
The enemy's middle tower has fallen. Your top tower is under attack.
Yeah, it might be over.
Your top tower is under attack.
I just got an AFK farm a little bit.
I feel like I can recover here.
It is 2-9.
It's not necessarily over.
of
Are you supposed to deny even if no one's on the lane, can you get anything?
I wish I want to go adjuvates on this guy
What is this
Friend tell me which one I don't know what the hell have you been looking at
way
What even was that? I don't know what the fuck that guy even does just ported
Say
Your top tower
Might still be one of all
He has that shield are you not supposed to attack him
I get flanked by these guys.
One dude is literally two of you wanting us.
Alright, GG.
I'm leaving.
Can I ult the 4?
There's no where to go, there's no where to go, there's no where to go, there's no
I don't know where to farm. There's literally nowhere to farm.
There's no where to farm.
Your bottom tower, wonderful character.
Like, well, what the fuck is this?
Like...
Yeah, man.
I'm feeling, boys. I'm feeling.
I feed it back!
I am feeding.
I would say this guy is beginner friendly.
They're just way more coordinated, so I'm just getting out.
I'm pretty sure this guy is pretty damn beginner friendly, but that's not that difficult.
I feel like I might as well come and kill me, I'm the easy one to kill.
How do you make it so the ship follows you just fucking ought to follow you
I might be able to help you die yep
I don't know what happened.
He's alright, he's so fat he takes no damage or anything.
Pickle, pickle, pickle, pickle.
I'm hitting him with like a sword that's one of those clowns that blew it up.
Fucking balloon ass sword.
I need my first damage item, I can't PVP until I get my first damage item.
I need more money!
Do I have enough to buy this?
Oh my, I need so much.
The first item requires so much
I swear bounty hunters coming down here to kill me right now already moving
Your middle tower is under attack
To battle
Your middle time is under attack
Yeah, but they there's nowhere to go right now
Oh, dude, I would have altered him if he was on that.
Okay, I fucking instantly died.
That was a fast match, though.
That was a pretty good fast match.
That was basically turbo.
of the
U.S.
I don't know what the hell this is, and this is not even now
I'm gonna push up and just a bungalow die here
And the I'll be happy I'm leaving I'm leaving and even please please
anything
The Jewish
If Rubik's assists me here, I believe.
That would be a great time to ult.
Oh my god, he lived.
Where are they?
Come on, bro.
I
Alright, it's over it's over
Oh, I overdid it.
How many kills? I have 9 deaths, it's not that bad.
It's like a full silence death.
How are we doing now?
Don't mind me, I'm farming south, I'm not here right now.
I
I grade, I grade, shook up myself.
I agree.
I know, let it out, let it out.
I don't know what that is.
I don't know those letters.
I agree. Not bad for the first match.
I know man I failed bro I know I'm sorry tiny I'm sorry bro you're the only nice guy
I know, man!
I gotta go again, that was fuckin' bullshit.
Since the beginning of the match.
You know who I'm good at? You know who I should play? Snipers.
Snipers? Crazy.
I'll do one more. Hold up. The Juggernaut is good, but yeah.
I mean, if Fudge is taken, I'm not going to fight.
Your bottom barracks are under attack.
Now I can't stand me in!
No!
Your bottom barracks are spotless.
They're trying to kill you.
How do you surrender?
You can't surrender.
Don't worry guys, you can win this, I almost had my first damage item.
I found another one!
Alright well, might as well just let them go, give it a...
You can make this one.
Die, you bastard!
Defeated!
Yaaaaaapsh!
Oh, who the hell wants to play support?
Can't you just play classic Roku, you sucks ass.
All right, one more time here, I'm going to play Sniper.
Yeah, let me take you off.
Bruh, now there's never gonna be a match.
There's no new NA player playing this unless they accidentally downloaded this.
It's going to be hard support, I hope not.
little each
Click button next to X minigames for your cue pleasure chat, you know what fuck this game. I'm good
How am I even doing bro?
The hell am I even doing bro?
What is even the point what am I even doing bro, what am I even playing?
I'm going to be doing it bro.
No one even plays this shit.
It's literally stupid.
If I was in Europe, sure.
America five hour cues.
No one plays it.
It's like trying to play PUBG, it would be equivalent to me trying to play PUBG.
League of Legends?
Bro, it's 600,000 people in Dota, just like how PUBG has 600,000 people, but majority
are in Europe or in China.
You can still have a dead region in a very popular game.
whatever one more time one more time bro this doesn't peak in three minutes i'm done i'm done
i'm gonna go do something else
And before support again, I have to choose the shitheads star rolls, you have to, you
I have to!
Come on, I'll play Terbo.
Oh, he's gonna blank it. Get a fucking blanket. As a matter of fact, bring your badge as well,
alright? Get some snackies. Zeus is great. I always enjoy playing Zeus. Zeus is one
of my favorites. Actually, I play Zeus now that you mention it. In Turbo, your items are
auto deliver to you once you buy them
All right
Add EU it's turbo
Let's see if they're mad they're mad it's turbo no one cares right?
Add the one region it's a massive insta queue 20 seconds and that's gonna pop at 30 seconds
I
Reminds mom man
Alrighty.
All right, let's see here.
Hmm your turn to battle. Where's you remain? We go punch
Choose your hero
Mid do people care if you go mid
Mid or feed does that I don't think that works anymore
Man a buck man and a man a man a man a little touch off lane punchy butcher mid-punch
Facket one I trust this guy
I
Shit on
What the hell even is this
What the hell even is this game man?
My grail!
What the hell am I even playing?
Someone call that doctor!
Prepare for battle!
Someone call the fucker plane!
Wait for it? Wait for it?
Did I say I'm it?
Excuse me bro
Everyone goes mid to contest gold rude I
Clicked on the map
I did everything right, bro. I did everything right. I did everything. I clicked on the
map I said meter fit, meter fit me.
Did he actually call it first?
He did?
No.
Alright.
Alright, alright, alright.
Already failed the game.
Rip 30% XP.
30% XP down the drain.
Already lost.
I
Action right there
I see delivered it fast
I forgot about toggling W. I forgot about that. I forgot about that situation right
there completely forgot about that
Why Dota dude? Why anything bro? Why anything?
I'm just lost. I'm lost gamer that's hit the like button.
Oh we're doing this right now bro? Oh shit! Oh no.
Yeah, what the hell was that? I wasn't even aiming at him.
Amosus?
Yeah, that would have been a sick grab.
of
the city where he's not that when you're asking a fight
and
Oh my god, why would you randomly dodge at the end there, dude?
I think it's worth fighting until you have boots.
There's so many, am I right now?
I get max phase boots.
Another 0-5.
Good idea.
Why does he keep hanging this shit? What does this do?
What is this?
Are you a man?
What?
Right.
Wait a minute.
Hey.
Whoa.
I'm gonna kill you.
Whatever.
Whatever, man.
Whatever, bro.
Whatever, dude.
Whatever, man.
Whatever, bro.
Whatever, dude.
Oh
Really
It's all good man. It's all good.
Everyone's full HP, no one is injured on the map.
And yes!
I don't even think I can watch so much news.
What?
He didn't just break out of my hole?
Oh my god!
I was close.
Bam bam bam bam.
Radiance structures are fortified.
Don't ult Zeus please, thank you.
I'll play mid.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
I'm just farming a little more and then I'll fight.
they're owning now. Should I go for a blink? That's my second item.
I
Guy says good blade mail
I
Don't think I can to be one these guys
Your top tower is under attack already full HP
I
Yes
There it is boys, there it is
if
there is
there it is
next
the
I don't have these buttons do your middle tower is under attack
Winners boys
The enemy's middle tower has fallen
Axe took no damage, it was healing.
I should've dagger'd.
Come on, brother! I got blade mail now though, so whatever.
Whatever, whatever!
We're going to go farm down here, but concentrated wraps or pipe, I'm just going to follow the
guide. Even though you gotta move it depending on who you're fighting. I swear one of them
is here, just saw him pop up.
He was dead boys he was literally dead
R wouldn't have done anything.
R would have done nothing.
It was over
Karma we're gonna die anyways
Oh a blade mail not a passive
Was
me alone I gotta go farm leave me alone don't talk to me bro I'm farming
How the hell dude all of a sudden a shit ton of damage
I
Probably
I was about to leave dude.
I was about to leave.
I don't think Blade Mail would have saved me there.
Oh, if you shift click, it puts it in a queue.
of
the U.S.
is an axe on a person anymore
,
the
U.S.
Oh, there we go.
Okay, brah!
Damn, he almost killed him all of a sudden.
If you right click them it will auto buy them if you have gold.
Oh, I don't have enough for those.
of the
if
All right, whatever, whatever.
This is just like a gank squad now.
Holy crap.
Yeah, I gotta stay with my team now.
I guess around 20 minutes you stay with your team, huh?
OOF!
It's not good, but we might lose this.
Yeah
Not looking too good
There's no one I can like
Yeah, there's no one I can kill
I can't do that.
What is that mark? Are you saying there's people there?
Nice to meet you.
of
the
Okay, I pressed everything but E
Oh shit.
Yeah, what the fuck, didn't I get everything?
Yang, Ka- Ka- Kaia and Sanj, Yasha and Kaia.
And I buy the wrong item.
That's a new one right there.
of the
U.S.
Oh my god it's always acts
it's always for connects
your
I scary
Probably sees me right now.
Please don't kill me dude, I just want to farm.
Oh, he told Lich to ult, I grade, I grade.
Yeah man, I think I'm good boys.
I'm good on this one.
I'm good.
The Dots.
I'm good on the Dots.
I
This guy's just farming me dude
Your top tower is under attack. You guys just firing me at this boy
He knows the bro. He knows where I'm at more than I know
I know. He waits to see me on the map and then just rushes and kills me.
I don't know what to do here.
Yeah, can they win now bro? Can they win? You lost, you guys won!
I got a gun and
What?
Wow
Oh, the team!
They're taking full action!
You got a carious, bro!
No!
Damn, Rip.
Damn, RIP.
Single-handedly lost the game.
Oh my god, I got him!
I
This
Your middle is over the top. Your middle is farewell, and me and the one I love the most, a son of a gun.
The middle is a room you can't take it from.
The middle is a room you can't take from.
That was cool.
I tried.
Now win, win, win!
Oh my god, he might win this.
Y'all hold him there for two seconds!
Let's go, let's go!
Okay, okay, chill!
the
white man
very nice very nice to come back to dream
the
same work if he's in danger and you'll win
With you brother
I missed I missed
Axe is coming for me bro I know
Oh my god.
Alright, alright.
Alright, I think it's over now.
Yeeeeeee, I think it's over now.
I think it's over now.
Noob team.
Yeah, he left, didn't he?
to their essence.
Now survive 28 seconds, survive.
Okay.
Get me out of here. Get me out of here. Never again. Never again. It's not a bad game. It's
skill issue, player issue, etc, etc. Yes, indeed. Uh huh. Uh huh. Whatever you want to
call it insert here insert here all yours turbo was much better dude that was
terrible that was terrible honestly blame me it's not the game it's me dude it's
not the game it's me
Anything game, it's me.
Do a hots game?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hots?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
PUBG old times.
Yeah.
How many votes do we have for sub Sunday?
732 people, 732.
Okay.
Well, are my RP or what was some days ago?
Oh, yeah, that was that was decent.
I was all right.
No, you didn't miss anything, dude. You did not miss anything today. I've just been lost in life.
I don't know what EXE to load up. Everything feels...
Not it right now, to say the least.
Mm-hmm.
The aisle? Um... I don't think so.
I don't think so, bro.
Shift 2 could be fun.
I'm thinking of chilling and then maybe being on tomorrow.
I'm thinking of chilling right now, to be honest.
Am I in the little early?
Don't judge me, I'm in the little early here.
Back at it on Sunday, I might just chill here.
Ehh, ah, guys, I'm in a funk.
Sub-Sunday tomorrow, get to a thousand votes.
I'm going to go back to the
sub Sunday chilling. Here we go.
Variety back on the menu. Oh
wait. It never left anything
out there worth playing. Please
show me addition.
Don't worry tomorrow, sub Sunday reset back into the new week easy clap a source believe I'm telling you all right I'm sorry I'm out.
I'll be on tomorrow regular stream but I think we'll go from there.
All start stream full start. All right you guys enjoy night. Thank you guys for watching. I'll be on tomorrow. Okay.