You
oh my god people
Oh
Savina
Let's ask me how we get up on stuff char guys doing people
How is the life Monday Monday?
I guess doing chat what up what up
What are we doing man, what are we doing you are quiet I just turned the fader all the way up
Oh, yeah, they're going to the dark side of the moon today, aren't they?
Come on, bro.
Netflix literally swooped in and made it so you can't just watch that shit on stream.
They literally swooped in.
Come on.
It's live on the NASA channel.
Oh wait, can you actually, what are they actually getting there?
What are they getting there?
Into the specific spot.
Is it a fly by it is but there's specifically not going to be able to communicate or some
shit for like an hour.
All communications are going to be cut for a bit.
Mic is low for two months now.
I had to lower my audio by like five on the volume scale because there is a little bit of audio feedback.
So it's probably ever since then.
I don't know what to help them they say they're like some of the craters that hit the moon the craters are so far down that the sun doesn't hit it so there's water.
The depth of the craters are so large that the sun can't evaporate the water.
Come on, man.
Someone, you know, someone bottle it, who's going to drink it?
Someone drink it, just test it out.
Maybe.
Superpowers.
Let's have the alien movies start.
Or it's just to get water.
Get the resource.
That's fucking crazy though, dude.
Are they landing on the moon on Artemis three
or Artemis four?
I consult that on a rover mission where they wanted to drill down to the ice then bring it up and heat it inside the rover
Well shit brother
Well it's a day where they are going where they will be I don't know what time that's gonna be at but
that it's going to be the furthest humans have ever been.
Is that right?
I don't know if I caught that correctly.
Is this going to be the furthest point?
God damn, buddy.
Oh yes, in 2027.
Oh, 2027.
All right, nice.
Actually getting to the surface.
Launching from the South Pole.
Shit man.
You got to try to avoid the IELTS server. You need Mumble, but it's all automated and it works
works spacious, so works only when you are close to people.
Takes five minutes to set up.
NASA revised the mission to be a low Earth orbit test flight
rather than a lunar landing.
Oh, really?
That's the update?
Oh, shit.
So it got delayed, kinda.
I mean, not kind of, it got delayed.
So we're looking at what, 2028 then?
Shit, man.
2028!
Hey, man.
Hey, yo, it's fucking cool, bro.
Okay, come on, man, this is like,
this feels like it's a, how can it, how is this not,
how the fuck does someone not find that interesting?
How the fuck does someone not find that shit interesting?
No one else is doing it.
Granted, it's usually for the resources
where there's an economic or political gain.
Thoughts on this song, that's so random.
Glorious morning water flame.
Your mic volume is so low, Chad.
This guy keeps saying this shit over and over.
Is it true?
He said it like five times.
You're quieter than usual.
All right.
Let me see.
How about now, better?
Better?
I went to 85.
There you go.
How about there?
Better?
hear any audio feedback. How many people are on the voice server, dude? Do I, the aisle brother,
the aisle? I'm just saying, Chad, I still don't know what the fuck, still don't know what I'm
plan boys. Still do not know.
Still trying to figure that out. Dota 2? Nah, like that shit,
bro.
Geo guesser in segments. Actually, you know what? Darkwood
was pretty good yesterday. How long would it take me to be
Darkwood CS to yes wait aren't there games dropping this week isn't there
isn't there again isn't isn't there a game or is it next week
beat wasteland bites is Samson tomorrow
In two days, bro, I hope this game is good. It's gonna be like a 1-2 stream game. I hope
this game, I hope it's good dude. I hope it's good. Really, honestly, I hope this is like
mafia coded. I hope it is like a little, a little, a little city adventure. Why not?
Why not two days I don't know I haven't seen the reviews where's the launch trailer
The moment team liquid realized there's a secret phase in the wow mythic raid last night
One now what's the context brother are they doing what are they doing? What is the context though?
No one knows is this the final boss of the first rate of the new expansion
Oh that thought they beat him
Wait, did they think they beat the boss and then there was another phase?
Oh, they thought they won, and this is the final boss?
thought they wanted all data miners didn't find the this phase your data mining is so
interesting you know like it is good and bad I see it where there were moments where it's
like oh shit this is coming to your game and it hasn't fully been announced yet which
is hype, but at the same time, it is bad. It is. It is. Because it spoils. It spoils it.
It's like you're not supposed to know. You're not supposed to know. This horror game came out
today let me let me see here nothing beats
bro the times are different now i just feel like a fucking boomer i was left
to recall when shit was better or like more interesting
like this is still cool i mean they still do races
uh for wow world first but like nothing beats the video of i don't even
remember was it it maybe it was even team liquid when
that during Lich King, the Arthas World first,
but it wasn't so Esport, was it Paragon?
Oh, Paragon.
Dude, that was the best fucking video.
That was the most hype shit.
That was the best.
It was every bro, it was,
cause it's like, it was the climax
of the fucking raids, dude.
You're killing Arthas.
Watch it.
No, I don't know if it'll be.
It's kind of like, you know,
it's a different time now with WoW.
That was probably the best time though, that video.
Lich King was too easy.
Nah, that was good shit, bro.
That was good shit.
Yeah, this comes out in two days, but of course,
you know what man what the fuck dude of course instead of a tuesday release
i'm probably gonna take wednesday off and stream on thursday and now these
motherfuckers are releasing on wednesday
come on
what the hell
yeah most likely gonna stream thursday this week and not wednesday
so yeah
switching the day up
You think we're going to hell?
For good things we've done.
They want their money and if they don't get it, I'm finished.
They're gonna shoot me in the back of the head, and dump me in the river.
It's getting those things.
The fuck happened to this city?
I can't believe you made it out of that shit, Will.
It's a designer crab that's killing us.
No, it's the other Alphys pushing it that are killing us.
All cities high on white whisper, the city's sick.
I pray that that violent drug would be taken off our streets.
Half the things I do to keep this organization running caught it doesn't like.
There's so many of us just up and disappearing. This shit is getting weird.
True power must remain unbridled. It's a shame dinosaurs like your boss can't see that.
It is potato-ish.
Nah, this game looks like it.
This game could...
This looks like it could just be a fun little linear game to play.
Nah.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
This looks like, not as ambitious as mine's eye with the hype.
This looks like it could be a little potato-ish, solid single player game.
I don't know if this is 60 bucks.
I'm not sure.
Tee-moo wick, it's like 30 bucks.
We'll see.
Yeah, but at the same time, mine's eye deads were copiuming their game trying to sell it.
So like these deads haven't there hasn't been anything like that.
We don't fucking know.
These are some random ass deads trying to make this game.
Why not?
Let's see what they have.
It's not going to be some insane shit like the expectations are.
It's going to be like double a lesser than.
to have bow stock is tomorrow I'll see man I'll see I'm not like super hyped I'll try it
yeah I think this will be like a fun little play through if this is like a straight up yeah this
reminds me of a little bit of like a movie game like a little action fucking potato
So, at the same time, like, mine's eye, looking back, mine's eye would probably be hilarious
to beat, just because, you know, it's like potato.
But it's still kind of just like a little, but I don't think so, it would have to have
been beaten when it came out, it's not like going back and playing it now.
It's like bad that it's entertaining, or if you're streaming it.
No one's fucking telling you to buy it, but like just to play it, just to play it.
It'd be like going and playing Gollum, just knowing it's bad, but it's so bad it's good.
With elements of, all right, maybe they had something here, but not really.
Is this to play Counter Strike 2 from MIR in Europe?
This fucking guy dude.
This guy's linking me a GitHub link with a guy so bad because he cannot believe I am 25k
and he is not because he was so much harder and he needs me to fucking play there so
So he can, he can, he can feel good about himself because how the fuck is he bored with a keyboard
in his fucking lap in Sweden?
Is it the same rank as his Mr. Streamer?
This fucking guy.
I got you figured out, buddy.
you figure it out buddy giving me his VPN account darkwood to official
announcement I should play this is this actually a 20-hour game this is actually
a 20-hour game the first one I thought that was fucking that was cool bro I
enjoyed it I'm just like stalling it though I'm stalling it like I could
block it and play this right now. 16 hours? Is this like a, I wouldn't play it on permadeath.
That'd be stupid as fuck then. I thought it was like a three hour game.
Oh, okay then. So,
So wait, does this have, is this like a linear game you follow or I thought this was more
of like a scary game that was survival?
So there's actually a plot you follow through with.
Now, I see, there's a bit of exploration,
but you kind of just have straight up objectives.
Once that guy's hold up.
you
All right, let me see here, let me see.
I missed that they actually announced the second one.
So not the same devs, but the different dev team or something?
Uh... what?
It looks like jarringly different.
It's like such a big atmosphere change.
What the fuck man?
First one is not 2.5D?
Yeah, it's just more...
The first one just looks more depressing.
This just looks so different visually.
Well, they're consulting the first guy, I mean, this one looks so much more, yeah, like visually,
this looks way more creepy.
It definitely looks a lot more demonic.
Yeah, this shit is like, it's way more, uh, Gothic for sure.
Watch the first video on store page.
Wait, is this on Darkwood 2?
added color as well.
Yeah, this game...
Yeah, it's so much creepier. Super creepy.
ha ha ha
Shit I got I got a lock and then just play this that trailer was really good too
acid wizard studio and then randomly came out with this game. Check out this
upcoming psychological horror will be from actual Darkwood Dev. Was it a was it
one guy who made that game? Wait so is this not his studio anymore or something?
They fell apart like a band.
some of these studios are like music bands
They're really good shit happens. They break up. Maybe try like their solo career,
aka start a studio and some of them pop off, some don't. I mean why not?
Yeah, man ship route
Looks cool
J won't play that sure noble game I was playing yesterday what is it worth trying to figure it out
Did anyone get further?
Fuck no, it was ass dude.
That was definitely something, maybe, Sherban.
Dustfront RTS.
I have this on my wish list.
This game looks really cool.
Agreed, brother, agreed.
Student decay three lead said the game only existed
in a Word document when it's reveal trailer dropped
six years ago.
Um,
Hop bastard FPS inspired by John Woo action movies, what is John Woo directed again sounds familiar. I mean John Woo
Hard boiled again, I don't think I watched that one the worst mission impossible they saw
Motherfucker!
Motherfucker.
Okay.
There it is.
Sure, man. Yeah, this game looks sick, dude. It would be cool if this was online, but I guess it's just purely single-player RTS.
I wonder when this is dropping. There's still no release date.
They're adding physics-based destruction.
I'm not gonna lie, if I... This looks like what Starcraft 3 style would be.
Like, this style would have been great for Starcraft 3.
Don't get me wrong, this is cool, and they're doing their own thing, but...
I could imagine Terran in this style and those alien creatures being CERK.
command and conquer. It's a sick style. Style everything is gray. Dude, it was a war zone,
man. Look at the whole place is dusty. This vamp survivor looks good.
Yeah, bless edit, bless any devs sold that is still, you know, unless you have an exceptional
product making BAM survivors. You know you're dealing with fans of the genre who have played
all of the best. If you like them you played Vampire Survivors. You've played fucking,
I can't think of anything. You played Megabonk. Wicked good. You played Bro-tato. Wicked
good. He played that one fucking game, Hall's Torbent was good, Deep Rock Galactic was good.
You know, now it's like these next fam survivors, they gotta be really good. Death must die was
pretty damn good too when it came out. Soulstone Survivor, like...
I don't know, man.
Yeah, it has a lot of been there done that.
Mmm.
10 days?
What?
Welcome to Hell, Inc. Administrator. Your bureaucratic empire starts today.
If that's the case...
Be competent. Be good. And loyal.
Please, be loyal.
Oh, so this is just like one of those god-like games.
These god games are okay.
some popular ones but there hasn't been one that's like really captured me
black and white was really good
Post it by the chairman if he sees the world like that
Yeah, maybe I just don't like video games anymore with your predecessor. Maybe it's me
Okay.
That's not it, brother. So many games coming out, brother. There's games coming out, dude.
Friendslop mining plus Castle Defend.
Oh, no, dude.
You loved drain sim drain sim was great dude
You only like a boring serious games
Oh
This fucking guy
Always here always watching what's this fucking guy gonna play next? Oh
my god
Just fucking streamer
Every time we turn in he's praying for us. What the fuck is he doing now?
Oh my God.
He's playing a game where he just has a rake and he's draining shit.
What the fuck?
Check morbid metal comes out on the eighth.
Well, we've heard of the game.
We've seen it.
I feel like the morbid metal people are copiuming.
I've seen the game a lot and people are blowing it up.
Like it's going to be amazing, but it looks kind of been there.
Done that generic.
I'd rather play Samson.
And if that game sucks, then I'll play morbid metal.
But I don't think it's going to be a decent game.
It's not going to be like, holy fucking shit here.
Didn't I play this?
Is this from? I swear I played this.
Maybe the demo?
Wasn't it like, uh, did I play this shit?
Plague Inc. Devs?
Oh, this is from Bi- Yo, Bio Inc. was a good game. All right.
It was decent. I like these medical games.
All right, it's kind of like you figure out what the fuck is wrong with them.
All right. I enjoy. There's multiplayer.
All right. I actually beat this game.
Okay. I beat all the damn scenarios.
All right. It was pretty good.
Sha, I have nine hours on record.
I don't know what you want from me.
This is their next game.
Let me see.
Oh, wait, you're trying to kill everybody!
God.
You're not building the space shuttle.
You're trying to stop them from building the space shuttle.
What the hell, man?
It looks like Plague Inc. it does.
Plague Inc. is such a good game, though.
Plague Inc. was great for a bit.
It was just like an interesting game.
fucking plague ink. I played plague ink so long ago and then when COVID first started,
I played the COVID scenario. Holy shit, that was too real, Matt. They have the COVID scenario
and it's like how it's spread and it's like okay hold up
revisit it um that was the last time I played it
no I don't know if there's any like I plague ink there's nothing really
I played this year for 25 hours but there were so many different things to do in the game
I played a shit ton of this
I don't know but I don't think it hits any more
because I did a lot of the content in the game
so going back I don't think it really it's going to hit as much
when it first came out and then the contacts helped it now
anyone still play this new DLC tomorrow for real aliens and anti-vaxxers when was the
last time they did a uh was the last time they did a DLC what the fuck
Motherfuckers believe in science to go to the fucking moon and see the, see the goddamn
fucking craft with their fucking eyes will won't take the jab.
Same department stem leg ink and do what was the last
time to head to DLC.
Here we fucking go!
You fucking bitch, bro, okay, brother.
You fucking motherfucker!
Oh, here we fucking go, bro!
We were having a nice fucking dinner
and you brought up the fucking jab!
We were having a nice fucking stream!
Maybe this is a good time to go back.
Maybe.
Do they come out with DLCs often?
Or like I said, or has this been a while?
I don't know if this is like a desperate attempt to change it up, but it's not going to hit
as the original.
If this is like DLC 10, you know, now they're like trying to figure out new ideas.
I'm actually surprised some of this stuff hasn't come out yet.
There was a zombie scenario.
I remember doing a zombie scenario, maybe they just built it out of it.
Oh, shit man.
Why not some Street Fighter 6 game is good and you can grind Ryu to Diamond Rank.
This fucking guy, okay.
Okay.
Come on, brother.
Moon landing in Kerbal Moon landing in Kerbal yo
I could.
It's more about flying the craft.
Go back to Monster Hunter Wild.
I don't think that's happening.
Artemis fly by of the moon in 10 minutes. Oh, really? Yeah, if there's any good NASA shots,
I mean, I'll tune into the stream if they actually have anything, but
I'm pretty sure a lot of it's on Netflix
Super battle golf
Super battle golf was great, but even a great game has sometimes a fast drop. Are people still playing this?
2400 in game like this is super battle golf is great. It's a great fucking game
It's a great fucking game, brother.
Oh, it's going to stream in six minutes.
Oh, okay.
Oh, but they have highlights.
156 p.m. is their first highlight.
Artemis II cruise surpasses the Apollo 13 distance record.
So 156 is when...
the furthest humans have ever traveled in space.
245, lunar observation period begins.
Oh, 647 p.m.
What the fuck, man? 647 p.m.
That's in a while.
That is when loss of communication as Artemis two heads behind the moon.
Yeah, tell me there's something behind there, bro. They're gonna lose you. Okay, 647 40 minutes of no communication.
Yeah, there better be the fucking answer to everything back there. I swear to God, bro. I
I
Sort of got there better be like somebody like having a fucking making a coffee
And like a fucking and then like looks behind and sees this the guy Artemis, too
And it's like oh shit with like a coffee pot. I don't know
hopefully
What the fuck and then doesn't realize oh my god, they found me
And then we all see it and it's like wait
It's not a movie. No shit. They're just gonna fly by it and it's like, yep, it's a rock
That'd be great though if that was the reality
They're just gonna fly by it and it's still it's still interesting, but you know
Even a fucking monolith something something dude
Maybe some civilizations like fucking something hit it.
Anything dude.
Remember routine?
Mmm.
Do you think trying to leave Earth as a waste of money?
No, I don't think it is.
That's the PLVR answer without expanding.
Hi, boys.
Hi boys. I'm thinking dark wood here. I'm thinking dark wood here. Where else are we
going? We could lock in here, see if this game keeps up. Bada bing, bada boom. It's
Monday, there ain't anything else going on people
Gaming news is a little thing. There's nothing
The aisle bro, I would play the aisle man, I would play more I would play I think I
Would I would I would I could
We could do a VoIP server. I like the aisle. I've just been playing it a lot.
Sometimes a lot of the aisle is just like super slow paced.
But I do think VoIP would be funny. How big are the VoIP servers? A hundred man?
400 man server brah I've seen the I already looked at the highlights for the NASA stream.
I mean you can watch the whole stream and they're going to talk about it but nothing's
going to happen with the actual fucking spacecraft until 156 and then seven o'clock.
Seven o'clock and two o'clock are the biggest points of interest.
This is the server website set up is here.
There's a video.
It's like five minutes.
Fuck me.
Come on, buddy.
Let me see.
Should we start with a little bit of the aisle and then go to Darkwood?
I guess I could just set it up and then play it whenever.
Right.
All right, set up.
Let me see here, setup, plug in, right here, boom, boom.
And it is joined there, okay, and Discord.
There's a button that says Discord,
but then it doesn't work when you click it.
Join Discord, okay.
Except, I'm gonna do Darkwood first.
And then hit up the aisle
see what's up but if I just install this once I'll have it forever and yes I
already have mumble installed so install mumble I do want to connect to the
server once to just make sure it works boring games motherfucker don't you have
another fucking hark raiders goddamn fucking queue to go watch mr. streamers
1,980th fucking raid you're missing ding ding bitch you go watch and pick up plastic
Oh boy
Mr. Srebel are you picking up more plastic today? Oh boy
The fuck out of your bro
All right, wait for this download.
All right, next.
I don't know.
All right.
All right, all right, okay.
How do you shut this off, Matt?
Okay.
Wait, wait.
This is an example of...
Hello?
Yes.
Push to talk.
Add SS, okay, balanced boom, boom, finish.
All right, nice.
Mumble, and now I need this right here, close.
Completed. All right. Now let me go into the server here.
You can only roar if you talk, you get banned.
It's just an autopie server, okay? If you're not the dinosaur, you're getting fucking banned.
Let me see, let me see.
What do we got here, what do we got here, Furry server?
Alright, I see it.
Now, how do I know if I'm actually here on the server?
How it works.
Set up instructions and get your verification code.
I never got that.
Run the in-game verification command.
OK.
Oh, you gotta type the code in-game.
Watch Moon fly by at NASA, bruh.
I don't think it's at this time, man.
Am I fucking- am I trippin'?
Am I wrong?
I'm not wrong it's live you see yeah it's gonna happen it's in a few hours it's
not like let me see here in game you got a type verify
I can work, settings, audio, user, audio, audio, audio, audio, audio, audio, audio, audio,
Okay. Okay, let me see here. Download, install, join the server, run the in-game verification
command to get your code, then enter it in Mumble. Brother. Oh, there it is. It just
a while you have not finished my mom oh this is it okay
Hey, yo, yo, Washington, where is the server, dude?
I didn't even see the video you linked.
I'm going through their website.
What is it?
I got the verification code, but what's their server name?
in mumble. That's what I don't see. I get everything going. I'm in the server. I just
need the server, the mumble server. See if I can communicate.
I
Hey guys, we're gonna go through the ball. Oh wait, I see it low. I see the video we got a mumble
Let me see. Yeah, I already did all this
Where is oh he tells this is a server right here
Okay, I'm in and now I think I need to verify myself.
I'm almost on chat, plugins.
Okay, I have this, enable it, apply.
I might need to reconnect to the server.
And then I gotta verify again.
Okay, hold up.
Okay, the only thing I had I still don't see what the fuck man where in this video did he actually verify the code
is he's just literally what the fuck he never even verified the fucking code he
just typed in verify and he was already verified wash it where the fuck do you
put the code man
and the mumble server
I did it's telling me you have not finished mumble verification use verifying game
And I need to just restart mumble and it will verify it
Oh nice, all right, it's working.
Oh my god, no.
How do you shut that noise off?
Nope.
Not leaked.
Nothing leaked.
That noise, I don't want that noise.
I'll put maximum distance where the fuck is shut the fuck up
Where is that messages text-to-speech
Audio cue
I don't see it
Audio cue when using push and talk?
Maybe that's it?
Oh yeah, but I can-
Alright, it works.
I'm not playing this right now, but I'm in the server.
Let me see if there's any, uh, and VoIPa actually works here.
I just heard a baby gator around here.
What happened to that?
Did you hear me bro?
Yes thank you.
Oh, what up man?
Nothing, you knew?
Just flying around, you know, just looking for my dinner.
Save for me?
Save for me!
Alright man, peace out brother.
Peace out.
Peace out?
Fish out to you!
Alright it works.
Well now I can just load up and play this whenever.
It's only the same species?
Oh is it?
I don't see you can't talk shit to crocodiles and stuff?
What the fuck?
It makes sense.
Oh.
Maybe play through.
We're going to dark wood you can talk to everyone
What do you mean sloppal wood brothers before that you even used that word in your vocabulary
One sec.
Alright, I did the tutorial yesterday.
Oh my god, I did do nightmare difficulty.
I did do nightmare difficulty.
So, I wonder if should I restart?
Fuck.
Oh, you can skip the pro lot.
I'll play on hard.
Actually, you have a limited number of lives.
I'm gonna play on normal, bro.
I don't wanna lose my playthrough, you know.
Your mic sounds awful.
Don't tell me Mumble just broke my shit.
How about now, does this sound better?
Alright, normal.
Normal is hard.
one. Chapter one. Alright, so I can craft a decent amount of stuff here. A pleasant warmth
is emanating from the oven. I can sense a strange yet familiar scent. It's the smell
the protective substance which gives me relative safety after dark. The vapors rising from the
huge cauldron are distributed all over the house via long pipes. As long as I remain inside my
hideout I have a chance of surviving the night. Look at the weird bottle. The label on the bottle
says staying out of the reach of the protective substance after nightfall results in immediate
death. It is advised to evenly spread the gas inside the sleeping area. What the fuck?
Even if properly prepared, the substance does not guarantee any kind of safety or remain
visual. It is ready to stay in well-lit indoor areas in order to minimize the risk.
arrived here a couple of days ago the oven was basically prepared I just needed to light it
up to ensure my safety at night this cottage must have been one of our hideouts the inhabitants of
these woods don't need to inhale this revolted gas okay this is a there's a lot going on with
this oven a small empty cast iron pipe I haven't used it yet I haven't felt any hunger
at there since the accident a few days ago didn't this game start with uh the prologue
was that dude and he had this guy trapped in his house right so it started and then you'd then
take the uh it changes perspective of how you're playing this guy
come on i can't stop thinking about one thing these mushrooms these red pulsating
mushrooms they look so tasty maybe this pot will prove useful after all
Those oven efficiency. Oh, so I actually have to like cook some shit in here.
Okay. Mm. Okay, another cook. Not yet. All right, we got another.
The bear trap under the windows still open looks like this night was exceptionally un-
AHHHHH BENTHAL!
OH MY GOD!
FUCK!
How the hell do I- oh my god dude!
I'm good.
Ow.
You need three?
Oh, okay.
Wardrobe.
Oh, there's a bunch of stuff in here.
The use of mushrooms in the household.
I wonder if I have to like store a lot of my gear
in this game.
Oh, you can control click.
Cause it also looks like you gotta barricade your windows.
Oh, maybe that's for later on.
We have here rags nails photo of a road the road home
Yesterday I barricaded one of the windows and I want to stay here for some time. I should do the same with the other windows
Okay, we're oh here we go
Repair, upgrade, I don't know, upgrade workshop.
Okay, well I can't make anything right now.
I can, the bear get is too strong to dismantle.
So I need to get some planks.
Doorway, repair.
Large mushrooms.
Ew.
Maybe I can cook them even though the oven seemed more like a, yeah the oven seemed more
like a syringe I had to fill.
Different type of cooking.
Generator the generators have empty contains enough gasoline for one more night I should
and find a full can in the house above the underground entrance.
This looks like I can bandage real quick.
I'm gonna make a bandage here.
That bear trap fucking hurt.
Oh, you got a one right click, left click.
Okay.
Where was it? Where was it? Oh, shit.
Turn on the generator before dark, hiding in the shadows won't do you any good, they're coming either way.
In the dark, before the dark.
We don't need it on right now.
So I guess...
Seems like this game isn't about zombies, it's just like about like demonic shit instead.
There's a saw here too, convert wood logs to planks.
I gotta find the code to that.
I guess I need an axe too, which I don't have.
Underground entrance.
Dry Meadow hideout.
Alright, let's go look around.
Did I actually miss planks?
Motherfucker.
There's actually this area as well.
Just to see how you barricade a window, I'll pick them up.
Oh, you can actually- nope, there's none in here.
I picked up the bear trap that I stepped on.
Should I someone fucking ban that guy? Okay, what the fuck, bro?
I see why you said it. I see why. You can bear clear the open walls by pushing furniture. I noticed that.
I don't really know what the threat is right now in the game.
First things first, I'm going to go to the X marked on my map.
Oh shit.
Oh, cookable, rots over time.
Oh, I can cook those.
A bunch of trees over there.
Okay, I'm going to just keep heading east until...
Locked?
I could open it with a lock pick.
We need, uh...
I gotta make those needs to of whatever the fuck that is
Okay, okay
Oh my god, oh mushrooms mushroom remains
And a bed. Wolf's camp?
I can smell your stench from far away.
Oh yeah, another human!
Kind of.
Even from afar I can smell your putrid stench, be glad I don't have an appetite for carcasses.
Meat, the figure hides its face under the hood it smells of wet soil and fur.
I know what your after I can help you reclaim what you've lost, if you help me attend to a certain matter, what do you say?
As he leans towards me I can hear him giggling under the hood.
I kneel at interest to you before we make a deal, you need to prove that you can do the job.
I've no time for weeklings, meat, you follow, show me what you're made of, get through to the silent forest.
silent forest. If you think it's so easy if I were you, I would prepare myself well before
setting out. When you get there, you will find me in this spot. Remember it. The wolf grabs my
map and scribbles something on it. The likes of you always crawl back to me.
Show item, photo of a road. Once I got there, the wolf snatches the photo out of my hand
and studies it carefully. Finally he snorts his thick yellow spit landing on the photo.
He just spit on my fucking photo. This road doesn't exist anymore overgrown with trees like all the other ones.
The wolf throws the photo to the ground, better forget about the road home, meet around here, all the roads leave to nowhere.
Okay buddy, asshole.
You know what, I'm perfect for a church fair.
Okay, gossip. I don't go getting into trouble if I were you meet or at least until you get a decent weapon.
What do you sell?
Reputation? What the fuck, man?
50 plus 30 rep, minus 20.
Oh, it's just like, uh...
Okay.
Nails, wire. Oh, I need two of these.
So this is minus 30 and then if anything I could do that and then it's like a still have a fair trade
I'm all good for now. I don't have anything
Let me head south here
That's where the X location found underground entrance. Oh
Okay, it's important this is the house I'll find the entrance of the underground here
God damn it, dude!
Throw these fucking bear traps, man, they're everywhere!
The cycle between currently selected objects, of course you need...
Ooh, a lockpick!
Ooh, and a bread!
Whoa!
Pack of cigarettes.
Fucking ow.
Fucking ouch!
Alright, now my inventory is full.
So, I'm very good.
I think I can move the wardrobe.
Oh shit.
The thing I checked that, yeah I thought maybe it was accessible from the other side.
Mushrooms?
Uh oh.
I have no gun or anything and I have half HP.
I'm scared.
But I don't have a flashlight, I have a torch.
Uh-oh.
light bulb dimly lit the what wells of the underground house are the very part of I missed it
the battery and motorcycle magazine
surprise I have room for all of this stuff but now I'm actually packed packed
if they couldn't post barely hold the soak ground on the tangled roots the construction seems
on the verge of collapse where the hell does this lead us
Chat, left or right?
Left or right?
Uh-oh.
Oh.
If we were being chased, we would be dead.
That was the wrong route.
wrong route. What the hell? What is that? A light? Save the rest of my torch.
Locked. It's my only way out. I won't be able to open it without my key.
Didn't I get a key that said 21 on it?
The hatch handle is covered in a thick layer of dust. It hasn't been open for at least two weeks.
I can hear a faint voice throughout the howling wind, it sounds familiar. Seems to be coming through the keyhole someone is calling me.
Uh oh.
Locked, it's my only way, I'm a bit of a monkey.
Okay, I gotta actually get it.
Weird.
Motherfucker, you're making me- oh my god!
Oh my god! You're making me go all the way back. I'm poisoned. Holy shit, I'm gonna die.
Holy shit, I'm dead!
Oh fuck!
You're kidding. You're kidding.
What the hell? Oh my god, I stepped on another one. You are weaker.
No more!
Okay.
I'm fucking dead.
I might escape.
All right, we're gonna fucking move this shit never again never again. I don't know what the hell is down there
Next time I'm going back. I will have a gun
Fuck that shit
I wonder if I should just go home now and store all my stuff
Go to the trader and sell a lot of shit too
Oh, shit.
True, actually, what if I go back and open the chest because I have a lockpick?
And then hopefully I can regen.
I think there was a one here
Or not I
Need more clock for advantage I must have missed it. It was a chest and a tree line
Oh, you can't pass through here.
Yeah, I think it was back where I came from.
Oh fuck.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Alright, well whatever, I'm back home.
Whoa, trying to kill me.
I need another rag for a bandage.
Oh shit, there's a bunch of stuff here.
And wood logs.
How about a shirt I can tear?
found brook apparently I passed the house completely and found things where the
fuck is the house what the hell man oh all right I'm home I'm home I'm home yeah
Like I guess I could store stuff in here or I guess like whatever
Cook 30 essence
It'll work
Oh, I need to feed it fit. I think you need you need to do 50 for the dose has to be 50
I don't really need the battery yet.
Scrap metal, alcohol, rope, bottle, matchsticks, lockpick, breadboard, gasoline.
I might as well fill the generator.
There's a well outside your house.
I refilled the generator.
And that took a lot of gas.
I'm assuming it's full and it's not dark uh it's not night time yet.
Nails matchstick, bread.
I don't know what to get rid of.
Let me find where where this well is you guys are speaking of.
I'm gonna find the code for that.
wood, two planks, minus 25 fuel. Uh, yes, I could fill this as well.
For study curiosity, now I can barricade this.
Okay, so there it is.
The only thing is, this also locks me in. I need to remember that. You have one.
There's a wood log around here or it was towards the north behind me.
Actually I think it was.
Shit.
Shit, shit, shit.
Can you jump over this?
You can leap over this nice
Orion near the moon bruh I swear you're wrong
I swear on me mom
20 minutes bro 20 minutes
We're not gonna get like a drone shot of it by the way, they're just gonna pass it I
I don't think there's no it's not gonna like it's gonna be cool, but I don't know if there's gonna be anything like crazy visually
You gotta wait for them to like print some pictures or whatever they show
Open the YouTube live stream. I have the twitch one. What's the difference?
Let me see how this works.
It's gonna look very starfield for better or for worse.
Alright, I'm not sure the generator we can chill with.
Let's see, let's see.
Okay, boom boom 25, we got a shit ton of flanks now.
Very secure house.
this to get one tapped because I have no fucking bandages yeah this well that is
apparently on my house property is invisible
I don't think I can just like really look around and find a rag.
Oh my god, I found a rag.
feels good oh my god the heartbeat fading away oh I can finally hear nothing again just
the wind. I must return to my hideout before nightfall.
Game sounds are so nice.
Like I just alt-tabbed and everything you just typed was wrong.
But I'm too lazy to ban you.
Alright, I said I must return by nightfall.
Maybe I turn on the...
No, it's not, they're moving.
Barricade the door?
Dude, I don't have shit for this.
I don't even have a weapon.
I feel like I'm expected to get attacked at night or something.
What the fuck?
What do I do? You're gonna turn the generator on. Okay, generator's going on.
Ow! Okay.
All right shit, bro
Bring this shit closer man
All right the function way why the hell is there a random light over here?
I think I had one more log.
No, I don't.
I dismantle.
Yeah, actually, that's not a bad idea.
Maybe this will give me everything back.
I mean, this will give me everything back.
Why the hell is this fuckin' area so massive here?
Holy shit.
This is like an open-ass concept house.
Okay, wait.
I gotta block myself in here.
Okay, new strat.
Window here.
Okay, this is good.
I don't know, but we're keeping something out.
What we're keeping out?
Oh shit.
What the fuck is that?
Random shrooms just like grew there.
I want more light in here.
A heavy ass lamp!
What the fuck man?
Probably just pick it up.
Are you kidding me?
I thought I had three, I guess not, uh-oh.
Alright, move this shit in front of the door and double lamp block.
I don't know what we're fighting, or what is trying to kill me, or what.
Let's stand right here.
Double Lampage.
Fuck off, mate!
They're on the moon!
It's really awful.
Kelsey and Tom hold our science team.
All of you, all the work you put into this, we're just grateful.
We can't wait to get going and thank you for the timber,
for the aerial crater, and for the entirety.
We can see them and help you damage them
and can even see with the naked eye quite impressive.
Thank you so much.
Beautiful work you guys.
Chad, tell me when we get a shot of the fucking moon, alright?
If not, whatever.
Okay.
Can I go to bed or something?
You can craft a weapon with planks and nails.
So this guy doesn't sleep, I just have to survive through the night?
Ah...
Ah, shit.
Who the fuck was this guy?
Whoa!
Whoa! A man roughly my size is standing before me. This guy just showed up.
I can barely make out his disturbingly familiar features through the matte visor of his helmet.
The massive helmet is covered with an old sack and seems to be an integral part of the unnaturally pale body.
I remember him. He's the one who rescued me from the doctor's house.
Oh, the man reaches out to me with his black hand. It's covered in charcoal. There's something written on his worn woolen glove. We need to stick together, Brevah.
His lips are moving, but all sounds are drowned inside the helmet. He shrugs, then takes the huge sack off his back and drops on the ground, revealing its contents.
I know, he wipes his left glove on his pants, takes out the charcoal from his pocket and
starts scribbling it.
When he finishes, he lifts his dirty hand.
All roads lead deeper into the woods.
What?
Motherfucker?
If we gotta work together, why do I have to fucking trade?
Tsukasa as Mikasa!
What the fuck, man?
I gotta trade your ass.
Come on.
There's an axe blade here.
Handgun, bolt handle, long barrel.
Oh, these are so expensive.
150.
Max 50?
You want some fucking stones?
Maybe the scrap metal is useful.
The watch is 300.
Right now with this game, I just don't really know where to go,
and I don't know what the value of things are.
Like, everything seems valuable.
Like, I shouldn't trade just yet.
Like, if anything, I could get more boards for barricades.
I'll give him some fucking rocks.
There you go, dude.
Some folk and rocks mate!
Oh shit, I will be able to see farther.
Oh, once a day I will be able to heal myself by standing next to an electric light source.
Once a day I will be able to learn my current location on the map.
I will be able to heal myself by eating mushrooms.
Oh, so every time you do that you get...
I feel like eagle eye is pretty good.
I need to choose a negative perk.
Staying in dark areas at night can be dangerous to me.
Uh-oh.
I mean, mushroom healing does seem really nice too though, cause yeah.
Cause then I can just like...
Heal up via food.
Alright, I'm gonna head out and uh, go find more stuff.
Cause I gotta go scavenge.
Oh, time has paused until you leave the house.
Okay, so let me actually store some stuff here.
I'll keep the lock pick.
Everything else I don't need, but that will be my main storage for now.
And then this will be my other storage.
With the battery, the matchsticks.
If anything, maybe I make a torch.
But you need a bunch of shit for a torch.
What is the- I don't have a blueprint for a weapon.
I can't make a weapon.
This guy does have an axe blade.
Where the fuck was the workbench again?
This is the saw blade.
Right here.
Inventory upgrade.
trap, bear trap, gas bottle, antidote. Board with nails, hot bar upgrade. They all need
whatever that cloth is. Do you have moon as visible? Oh, shit.
There it is, boys. There it is. Holy shit.
I guess we possibly can't have shared them with you all.
Holy shit, man.
It's fake!
No stars.
UE5.
We talked a little bit about what to expect from the crew.
Whether that's taking photos or making audio recordings.
Oh, Nutella? Okay.
Nutella? I could have a Nutella sandwich in a while. In a while.
Was that an ad? That must have been.
That must have been an ad.
Dynamic
Hey out three minutes hold up
At least three times per block is a science set rep again situational report
This is partially an operational status reporting back if they missed any targets or gotten any specific ones
If they have issues with their camera or any other
operational items the other part is an action music did fit then a minute
This task is done by one of the support team astronauts
Taking photos or making annotations, but they do have windows one and four that they can float up and
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some targets multiple times to get observations in different lighting conditions. This is due to
Orion changing their location throughout the flyby. 140k on Chris. This could be able to capture
in a couple of hours of the same targets in different lighting would take orbiters years
to do because of solar and spacecraft positioning. This crew has studied the moon extensively
and they're also familiar with what the science team calls the Big 15. These are 15 features
that they've memorized so at any time they'll be able to see five of those and help orient themselves
and where they are around the moon. Those targets are diverse and complex in the geologic history
and observations of them could help answer some big picture science questions.
What's gonna happen in two minutes? Um, I think they are...
Is it the fur- I don't- at seven o'clock it's the furthest they've ever been.
Or is this the record? This is- oh, this- and a minute thirty is the furthest...
Um, they're about to be Apollo's record. Yes.
Yes.
This is the record.
Oh shit.
Oh, shit.
Artemis and Apollo are twins in Greek mythology.
Looks so real. Wow.
Dude you know what there's many things that just look fake because the human eye the way
your brain looks at shit.
What's real looks fake sometimes.
But it's real.
There it is.
Dis-expecting Farky?
Humanity you're pushing beyond that frontier integrity over to you. Oh
Shit chat you we were here man, we were here we were a we were here
Yo
There it is!
We're even born in the 70s.
Majority of us.
It's the furthest ever.
Thank you integrity and congratulations to you and the rest of the Artemis 2 team.
Oh my god.
We have a couple of important things we'd like to take this moment for.
Our science team helped us out with a couple of...
They made it.
...first creators on the moon that have not been previously named.
And our crew would like to propose a couple of potential names for those items or those areas.
And we spent a bit of time this morning looking at the window and worried we'd see them.
Now, we'll put our naked eye in through the long lens, and so we feel this is a good time
to set this down in a special shadow to Kelsey for helping us with this.
The first one we'd like to suggest is a named crater in honor of our great spacecraft integrity.
And so if you were to look at the oriental on the far side and then draw a line straight up to home on the far side,
Relatively in the middle is an unnamed crater, and we would like to suggest that be called integrity in the future
integrity
In fact, it's just on the near side of that boundary, and so at certain times of the moon's transit around Earth, we will be able to see this from Earth.
And so we want to love one. Her name is Carol. That's supposed to read the mother of Katie and Ellie.
And if you want to find this one you look at Carol.
And it's just to the northwest of that, at the same latitude as home, and it's a bright
spot on the moon.
And we would like to call it Carol, and you spell that C-A-R-R-O-L-L.
It's like you don't just fucking fart and the wind takes it. That shit's like now in space, you know
That shit's like a fucking particle ass just floating on the side
It's now your fucking roommate it's the it's the fucking fifth crew member at that point
Oh my god.
Now, they must have some type of ventilation.
Carbon filters.
Yeah, we were here though, oh my god
There it is man, there it is I
Wasn't here. We already got you we already got you on the list man. It says you were here man. You were here
Now it's 7 p.m. 7 p.m. 647 is gonna be the craziest
The next event that's in like five hours where they lose communication and go behind the moon
and then it's the site it's like it's like a 7 to 2 closest approach to the moon and then a 705
it reaches its furthest distance from earth so the insane event is like the from 647 to 747
It's like a triple fucking closest to the moon furthest from earth and lost communication
God damn
All right, let's see we have your boys
Okay
I'm leaving underground wolf's camp wolf's camp I guess wolf's camp is just all trader locations
okay just gonna get more fuel
Oh yeah, I do have a journal. Oh my god. I don't remember anything since attack on our
camp. Somehow I'm wearing a coat, so I must have changed my clothes on my way here. I
don't recognize myself anymore. I can barely hold the pencil. As my body changed, I no
longer feel hunger or thirst. What has happened to me? I remember his face, the face of
the man who saved me and then held me captive. I don't know how I managed to
escape this hut and end up here. What I do know is that the insane fucker took my
key. My only chance to get out of the woods. He also tore out all the pages from
my journal. I doubt that he was able to learn the location of the
underground passage, though I should check if the door is still locked just
to be sure. I must find him. I don't think he still lives in the same place
where he held me. Makes no difference as I have no idea how to get back
of that vile place. I need to get back to my hideout before nightfall. Wandering here at night
is too risky. The forest exhibits increased activity after dark. Only the protective gas
in my hideout can provide me with relative safety. Oh, so the gas protects. It's not just
the house. The wolf, my mind must be going, if I am not delusional, the man who I met
had the head of a wolf. He told me he will help me get the key back. I just need to get
through to the other side of the forest. I am to meet him in the western part of the
silent forest. I should explore the surroundings before venturing forth. I did not wish to act
hastily. The armored door, the underground passage is closed. It has been opened in around two weeks.
The thief who took my key apparently does not know how to find the passage. Good. I am the,
I on the other hand have no idea where to find the thief. Not so good. Okay, explore the forest.
Let's go try to find as many things as I can to gear up to then head west.
Which I think is through here probably to get there.
Oh fuck, I never turned the generator off. God fucking dammit.
Holy shit.
Holy moly.
And this needs a lot of shit. There's no way we're going to find this much fuel.
It's insane how much the audio dev popped off of this game. Every single piece of audio
Okay, when this game is so good...
Okay.
I have to repair this doorway.
I need to remember to do that when I come home.
But I don't want the day to be wasted, so I need to get as many supplies as I can.
I don't think it looks like shit, I actually think it looks kinda nice.
I wonder if there's anything around here, but this, I think it's just the outskirts
the lead. Are you kidding me? How the fuck did I not see that? Alright, let's go to the
east. The west has nothing. The west is just... Yeah, this is a dead end. Alright, let's
good north and then east. Oh dog I hear you oh shit oh shit nope they're gonna
fucking eat me nope those are rabid dogs and I'm pretty sure this is towards
the silent forest which I'm not gonna go through yet
Should I go in there?
Hey.
Motherfucker lived in here some pills
Okay, brah
Come on buddy
That actually worked.
Wait, a generator?
What the hell, bro?
There's a guy there.
I can actually get out of here weird leaving that on might be a bad oh shit
I'll hit you with this wardrobe, you piece of shit.
skills you can already make a weapon lies the workbench showed no weapons that's a level
A weapon just like am I!
Lanks and nails.
Did the workbench actually show a weapon?
Alright, all.
Fine.
Better be right.
Better be goddamn right.
Oh yeah, you guys are right.
Upgrade item.
More nails.
I can already tell this is going to break in like a hit.
Heels.
I'll keep those actually.
Buy a 10k telescope and watch it live.
Can you actually see it if you hone in your telescope?
Can you actually see Artemis too?
It's probably way too fucking tiny, but maybe at like a certain point you can see like the
reflection off of it, I don't know.
Let's see if I can go up north.
Yeah, it might be too late as well.
Earlier you could have, but now there's probably a point where it kind of disappears.
Oh, fuck you.
Can I actually kill these dogs?
One at a time, boys!
What are you eating?
Okay, okay.
OK.
Sorry.
Small calibers and...
...
Okay, okay.
Sorry.
Sorry small caliber magazine
Guys it's literally a rabid dog bro like
Dogs are great until they maul you
The hell is that a shrine
Oh fuck.
Bro?
Dead savage.
Got another bandage.
Bandage with alcohol.
for heavy wounds. Make another lockpick. You can throw these rocks, so it might as well,
and then make more room with the bandage right there. Don't tell me he was friendly. You're
You're telling me, before nightfall I gotta run all the way back from the north.
I'm a little worried about that.
Burned house.
Oh shit.
This is going to be Supply City and now I can eat Mushrooms to heal as of the perk.
I can't hurt it. I gotta watch out for the little white things. Flair? Yusuke. None...
Oh, I can't lock pick it either. Destroy generator.
What the fuck? Oh shit. What?
There's people in there.
Get the fuck out. Hey! Open the door! Knock knock!
Oh, this is actually blocking the path.
Hmm.
Well, let me go find the key and I'll be back here, I guess.
There's nothing else I can do.
entrance I guess I got to go kind of south and east once again I have full
inventory huh okay yeah there's a car that was flipped on its side well you
can actually destroy the generator? Oh my god. That was actually a mechanic.
Alright, now that's like Mushroom City over there. Take one more bandage here. I
I do not like being at not a hundred HP.
See where this east entrance is at least.
So I know what what to look for every time I come here.
Oh this might be it.
Bear trap and a dog.
Oh
When a ball when a ball
When a ball
I'm sorry!
That was fucked up.
And now this doesn't work anymore.
It needs to be repaired.
Okay!
Yo!
I was going to get venison!
Medicine
You monster she what you do now all five
Entrance to the silent forest
Okay, bro
Where the hell's the noisy forest?
All right!
Ew, you gotta kill those fuckin' ladybug ticks?
I don't think I'm ready yet. I need to head back and get more geared or something.
I already broke my fuckin' weapon.
Don't kill me, don't kill me, don't kill me, don't kill me, don't kill me, don't kill me.
Molly?
There's a fucking Molly.
Fuck.
Bro, there's too much- a hole, by the way.
Okay, I see why I want the volley.
Let me get the damn Molly right now.
I see where I'm throwing it.
Die, bitch!
Oh, yeah!
Ah!
Did that do anything?
I think it did.
There's a thousand pieces of lube in this shit.
Ewww.
Okay, I'll be back.
I'm going home.
God damn it, man.
All right.
Yo, it ain't my house.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
I need that for so many different ingredient, I think.
Burned houses? Holy shit.
There's way more dogs out.
uhhhh
oh the forest is messed up man
I think I'm dead in.
Whoa, running on the road does save stamina.
I just don't know where this road leads.
Oh my God, it makes a massive difference.
Which way to my house?
I'm here.
I think I'm here.
Oh, there's a camp right, uh, northwest of me.
Yeah, where the fuck is the house?
How am I walking right past this shit?
Oh no.
No.
Help!
NOOOOO!
I'm in. I'm in. Where are my lights? My generator.
So what is it? Oh shit.
oh fuck don't tell me you got it oh my god he pushed it oh shit
yeah dumbass oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
Oh
Here we fucking go how am I gonna fight a man? I have no fucking weapon and I've so much shit in my inventory
I put this down well, let's stay here
I should technically I could just stay here and I think I'm fine.
Your mother fuckers I'm holding on to the light you're not doing anything.
I'm holding on to the light.
Okay, bro.
Okay, dude.
No one's home!
No one is home.
Friend.
Should I answer guys I'm scared
Do I literally just survive the night?
I literally just survive the night and wait.
It's too dangerous to cook in the night.
It's too dangerous to cook.
It's still dangerous, we cannot look in the night.
It's for the lover that was stalking me.
He's no longer here.
Nice, I survived.
I totally just realized there's a storage right here.
realize that. Check the door. Looks like you want two of those. I'm gonna leave like a
note. I know the trader's right there. That is the front door. Actually, I guess
That's more of the back door.
And then actually that is the front door, no?
Yeah, I gotta take a shit boys.
Hold up.
Oh my God.
I hope the data didn't pass
cause I just texted it.
I think as long as he's here,
give me five minutes.
Alright, sorry about that guys.
Um, yeah, I don't think I have anything still to really give to this guy.
Yeah, I'm a wait.
I might go off to the camp and try to, let me go farm that a little bit.
I don't know if I'm ready for that forest area yet.
Oh, you get a reputation for surviving a night?
Oh, okay.
so I can just buy random shit off of him.
Where the hell was that camp?
With the backpack and the dogs.
So what I'm looking for...
Oh, there they are.
I'm sorry dogs. I'm sorry. You wouldn't eat in me and killed me. Let's be real.
You wouldn't eat in me, bro.
Everyone has gasoline apparently. Some more meat.
And shoes.
That was worth coming back to.
Wow, my house was right next to that the whole time.
Yeah, I can not gonna... I have so many...
Let me see if I can feed this.
You can't cook half this shit.
So you don't pull from your inventory?
It looks like you mainly cook um looks like you mainly end up cooking from uh like mushrooms and stuff
Yeah seems more like shroom related
Make a porch, I feel a little too many bandages, but I'm not entirely sure.
I have to actually find a place to cook, I don't have the stove, even though there's
I'm gonna make, let me repair this and then make another wooden plank and then head in.
And I don't have the required resources.
And then you need all of that, okay.
Ah, let me head out.
Oh, yeah, the well!
Oh, shit dude.
Two planks, I need two more planks to make the well.
I was literally passing by this 50 times.
All right, I just need some wood.
All difficult to find though.
Those burned houses were Southeast.
I might actually go and loot those.
Every night that passes,
the game becomes more difficult.
you have to progress, but right now there is just so much to farm. It looks like you
can get through the crop field. There's some side of the dot, yeah. Looks like I can go
through here and maybe find something in the center. Nothing in here. Oh, this is, um...
So that's the underground entrance?
It's the burned house?
Oh.
Sorry, boy.
Large mushrooms.
I
Wait, hold on don't hit me
flair sofa some basic supplies in here nothing too crazy there's a wood pile
here eat all of that another dog around here too
No room in inventory.
If I eat the shroom as the question, or I have too much meat maybe?
Nothing I can craft either.
Shit!
Don't tell me there is something...
drag the sofa through actually an underground area.
Oh my god. Okay, there's commonly stuff under here.
A white child-sized dress.
Uh, meat is kind of useless.
It was rotten strange night shadowy so let's immerse from the corner of my head
I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me in the dark, but I'm certain I've seen something and
If they come back I should keep close to the light
That is crazy sleazy time flies man
Time flies brother
Okay, so once again I am full here. Do I go back?
And then tomorrow I get everything and then probably leave and head east
to the silent forest.
I feel like that's what I should do here.
And then maybe find...
Do I have a lockpick?
What the fuck is that?
It's like a beast.
That is not a dog.
Yeah bro! Stop hitting your head!
Hey!
Fuck.
Did I put a bear trap and die?
A rag and a bottle.
What?
The fuck?
Oh, I don't know what to get rid of.
Well, I don't know if something happened there.
It's like something was about to happen and then nothing happened.
Okay, off this path I think the house is this way.
I got a shiny stone worth 130.
I may have passed the shiny stone.
that that either is multiple
whoa!
what the fuck is that?
I passed the house tonight
what the fuck is shit at me?
Alright, the house is this way. I always walk around the house.
Home sweet home.
Ooh, did I have enough? Oh my god, I have one, of course.
Fuck, you need so much goddamn wood.
Two, three, not enough.
And then to repair its needs planks too.
Antidote.
Poison.
So much emphasis on wood.
Yeah, there's nothing I can drop off here.
Shiny stone or nothing I can feed I can do this I
Need so many shrooms to find to get the next dose
You walk past a bunch of wood piles
It's not night quite yet, so I'll go look
I still don't think I'm ready to travel out.
I don't have enough resources, but I need to...
I'm either overestimating the silent forest and I can do it, or some other shit.
And of course I found it and I don't have my lockpick.
I don't really have anything to give him.
He does have 50 Rep, Nail, One Wire, Chain, Weapon Part.
I need two of these.
Okay.
Well, you can fight him.
I'm looking for any wood piles right now or anything so I can repair some stuff and
And then maybe tomorrow if I have enough items, if I survive this night, I'll head into the
forest and hopefully I don't die.
I've basically explored everything by now.
I've seen everything.
There's multiple wood piles at the burnt house.
Found one.
Alrighty, loaded that one apparently.
I might just avoid the dogs just because it's just a durability loss and you can just outrun them.
No point in fighting.
by the watch from the wolf it's pretty expensive
two goddamn things to lockpick come on
I looted all this already.
Oh nice, not bad.
Okay, oh wait, those are actually...
Are you fucking kidding me?
You can loot all this shit?
Oh yo, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Let me make the well.
Broken tree.
Oh, there's a dead guy.
Okay, I can make a lockpick now.
What if I go back?
I'm going to go back and not be able to find this shit.
I'm just going to be roaming the forest.
I came across two of them and now I'm not going to find this.
It was like north of this forest.
Where the fuck was it?
A little crate?
One was a bit south.
Oh, that's not very good.
Yeah!
Ooh!
Batteries?
I don't know what they're for yet.
Stone?
We don't need it.
Pills we need?
Do I destroy this?
A bandage?
Okay, that's what I'm going to do this.
Let's make a bandage.
You said bandage
Pick this up and we're going home
Yes, head home I'm gonna pair the well and upgrade the workbench
Check the entrance at home for what?
Which entrance are we talking about here?
We have this hole in the wall or the one near the well?
Goddamn, man!
Oh, inventory upgrade, inventory upgrade, oh yeah, holy shit, insane loop.
I need to find one of those battery things next.
And then now I have no more planks.
Oh shit.
I don't know how much fuel I have.
Uh oh.
Not a lot, not a lot.
I hope that's enough... for the light.
Okay, so barricading?
I don't have enough to barricade the whole house.
I can barricade this door.
Or... hold up, shit.
I need to leave.
Last time he pushed it.
I'm hoping this time that's not the case.
What the fuck? Who just said that?
And all my planks are gone.
Ah, shit.
Apparently when you dismantle it doesn't get rid of it, you lose one plank.
Alright!
Come closer darkness, I'm dual wielding light bulbs.
I think as long as I'm near light I'm chilling
For now until they figure out finally that wait a minute just unplug the generator
Turn off one light. Yeah, actually. If I really need to, we'll hit the second.
I'm happy boys.
It's all good.
Back up!
I got him!
How the hell did he get in here?
There's another one.
Sometimes they stumble, not always though.
The night is always scary.
The dog death noise sounds exactly like a maple story hector.
Does anyone understand that reference?
Hey, I like dogs, right? I would get a dog.
But now...
I'm done with animals.
There it is.
There it is!
Now, do I sell the shiny stone to this guy, this vendor, or...
What do you even have?
I mean, I could make an axe, 450.
Let me see what I should sell to him.
300 rep plus value 25 yeah I don't know what the fuck to sell this guy the shiny stone is
130 everything else is like potato small caliber magazine shut the generator off
Maybe he has like mushrooms I can cook for another upgrade or something
A UFO was seen on the Artemis stream
My wish
130 430 rep
Oh and now he's selling it for 260 you fucking rat shit bro the world's got the shit and you're still being a fuck
The thing is, I don't know what you need.
I think you might need like a blueprint or something.
I don't know if that was a waste. I'm not sure.
Um...
I could buy this for an upgraded melee weapon.
Oh, now I know. Okay, so it's 8 a.m..
Now the question is, when does the Sun set? 6? 7?
All right, I might head out, I might go to the Silent Forest.
I might do it.
I'm ready.
I'm doing it.
I got these, my heels.
Let me get some lockpicks.
Three lockpicks.
Let's go.
Here we go.
I'm sorry about that, guys, all right, let's move.
Triple Plank.
Maybe I'll come across that one lockpick, that would be great.
Anyone filling these overnight?
No?
You're not forgiving me?
Uh-oh.
Oh my god, I found the path.
I thought it was north.
At least I think this is the path.
Is this the path?
I think it is.
Oh, I made it.
Okay.
Difficult to tell.
There's a house here.
Wait, this is a house from earlier.
I
Fuck man
I need this shit-ass key.
I wonder if I should just go through here and...
Molly it? I don't have a fucking Molly, bro. I threw it on the hole.
I wonder if I just run through and heal myself if that's fine.
Dude, I bought the pill heals you.
What?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh, you can burn the corpse.
is floating inside the skin looks to be quite thin maybe I could puncture or pierce it with
something oh shit man I don't know about this item is no longer usable I need to repair it
Embryo.
I think it's a more easier way to do that.
Oh, nice.
I
Ow.
The stab.
The door code is 33333, it can't get any easier, remember?
I'm not opening the door after dark anymore, I want to get some gasoline.
I want you from the pig shed, I'll be back after dark.
333?
Holy shit. Ow, by the way. Ow.
I wonder if I can use this as a weapon. He was hitting me with it.
Oh, shit, I can.
Upgrade.
Locked, I need a key for this.
All right, this is a dead end here.
You're telling me this whole place is a dead end?
Unless there's a, oh, it's right here.
Wait, is this 333?
They're all three, oh, okay.
Whoa.
Wait.
In the last hideout, you're alive?
Look for an exit beneath the floor.
Wait, like, you must be talking about my hideout.
Okay, let's see what we have here.
I gotta go through this fuckin' forest.
Silent forest hideout.
You must be in this one.
I have a silent force isn't that bad
Okay
He said he was looking for gas this place would make a good hideout
Yeah, if you want to transfer all your shit over I'm not doing that
There's a lot of stuff here.
If all my inventory transferred over, agreed.
Buddy.
Buddy, you really want me to go haul all my shit here?
are you saying I'm not going back home you want me to stay here
Something is happening.
It said there was a note.
Ration stamps?
Blind AF!
I am so blind. Where the fuck is the note?
There's a guy looking. Oh shit, I didn't see this. Oh my god.
Bike man.
Hey there boss, I'll be honest here boss
I'm really thirsty you see if you could share a refreshing beverage with a weary traveler would make it worth your wild boss
Ashes to ashes dust to dust when life's a bitch booze is a must
A beautiful road mr. Boss man lying straight you'll find only twist the past in these parts mister
The man waves the sandstoppally almost losing his balance. Let me tell you something mister a good liquor straightens out all the paths every single one of them
All right, I don't know if I have any on me, bro
Let me look around the house.
I have bottles, but nothing that he would want.
Light the oven.
He wants some bread.
The shot on the moon now is crazy.
They are looking at a crater duo.
It looks like a concrete ball.
It is Glushko and the team is looking... and the other is Olm.
The team is looking to know the extent of Glushko's ray system and how its rays differ in the Mare versus the Highlands.
They also want the team to compare the ray systems of Glushko to Olm.
I guess I could dismantle all of this and collect everything if I really wanted to.
Oh, it's too strong to dismantle
Why is the camera such low resolution? I don't know less data so we can see shit faster
Well alcohol bro, I got stuff for him
Do I just like hand him the booze?
Wait, did I not pick up the fucking alcohol?
What? It's an empty bottle.
Excuse me?
No way I fucking drank it. No I didn't.
What? How the fuck did I drink it?
Are you serious bro? Oh my fucking god
There's gotta be more alcohol
Locked, I need a key.
Not what I didn't.
A good vintage about all day keeps some monsters away to your help boss if you want boss I
can bring your junk from the other hideout.
Oh shit.
Nod. Which hideout should I take the junk from? From the dry meadow.
I don't like it on an acu-commer field. Boss.
Was that it? That was an interesting statement.
There's my watch.
How can she cook?
Okay, you're...
Motherfucker, I just... oh wait, it keeps the upgrade. It keeps the upgrade.
You can't upgrade the staff.
There's nothing. Single shot pistol.
You need scraps and a rod that I think you buy from that dude.
Okay.
Planks and nails, all of this is gonna be my new place.
This isn't a bad place to secure, I can just, uh, I don't ever have to go through this.
So I can stand that area.
I think I only need one lamp.
I don't know if I need more than one, but if I'm barricaded in one room with one lamp.
All right, what do we have here?
They won't get in the road.
They won't get in.
I can kite.
Come on buddy!
These are the heaviest goddamn lamps.
I'm fucking hype man. I got a new washer dryer coming bro. It looks crazy.
Mine kinda shit the bed.
It's a Gano, it's electric, it's the LG fucking wash combo bro.
It washes and dries, you don't need to switch the laundry.
I know, I know, I know!
I know!
Lazy as fuck, buddy.
Are you kidding me?
Those temperatures are the fucking worst.
If anything with robotics, if there's somebody who can sweep vacuum
and fucking do laundry and shit, and it's a robot, yes.
fuck all the other shit make a robot that can do that while you sleep you wake up and
everything's organized but yeah man I'm looking forward to it oh yeah and folds the laundry
to um i guess i might as well stay here i don't know what else to do are you
kidding me i'm missing one fucking nail no no please oh shit why do we do this
Did they ever bring everything? Maybe tomorrow he'll be here with everything
LG sucks they'll break down in a year
Bro, I saw this guy who reviews he's a technician and he reviews
Washing machines and you could tell
He was you could just tell he was he had a passion for washing machines, and he had two LG units in this fucking house
I'm gonna trust the technician
He could have been paid but it looked like you know
He looked like the equivalent to the dude who tests all the vacuums out and then tells you what his recommendation is
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
Technically you get one of the, you get one of the speed queens, but like, fuck that
shit man.
Hmm, probably works at LG, maybe.
We'll see.
This last one lasted 10 years.
Oh, yeah!
Go!
Just got a broad, don't hit my light!
Bitch!
Back away!
Oh, yeah, the staff is good.
All right, close it.
Next!
Oh, yeah, the staff is good.
Alright, close it.
Next!
I actually moved this in front of the door.
Oh my god, there is a middle mouse attack.
Oh there's rags here on the ground. I will be so curious if the second game
actually pulls off gameplay like this. This game has a very very specific charm
about it. I like how all the stuff that you can loot is in the backdrop.
Oh, you don't use durability for missing.
Project Zomboid is different than this game.
There are similarities, but no, this one has like an objective you're progressing to.
Project Zombo it feels like you just kind of hoard and then like find a house
and camp it.
Anyone out here?
What's this red thing?
I wonder if you actually are supposed to go out at night and survive for a bit.
I tried.
it wasn't
I mean I just need to not die right?
I
Never mind
When do we live till 5 a.m. Or 6 a.m.
What the hell man, you're throwing rocks!
7 a.m.
Okay.
Gotta wait till then.
8 a.m.
What?
Now the sun comes up at like 630.
Alright, now we know.
The vendor apparently knows I live here.
There's no way out of here, bruh-buh.
He shows me what he's written and then wipes it with this leave and continues shriveling.
We're stuck with each other.
After making sure I've also read the second sentence the man takes on a full tank of
gasoline from his sack, he places it on the floor next to me.
Fuck you, brah, you depressing piece of shit, man.
I'm tired of her, bro.
Every time.
We're fucked, he scribbles.
You're bad, man, he scribbles.
Ooh.
Ooh!
I feel like Eagle Eye is the way.
Ho-ee-wee!
What the hell?
What the hell happened?
Whoa.
Okay, man.
Press your ear against the keyhole, like an air of faint voice throughout the howling
This here here against the keyhole. I can hear a faint voice throughout the howling wind.
It sounds familiar. It seems to be coming through the keyhole.
Someone is calling me. Look at the keyhole.
What the hell?
Come! Come to me!
Whoa.
The door.
A lot of shiny rocks.
Shiny stone.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Another one.
They're gonna keep going east.
I wonder if I get to keep all these and sell them because they're like 130 a pop.
Be nice.
Oh
What is this? Oh shit
We're gonna leave that on
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't get it
That's real, it's like a baby.
You can't drag it.
What the fuck?
Why down?
Wow traitor, thanks man!
You didn't fucking check on me asshole?
DUDD DUDD DUDD
Yikes
I'm over here dying on the ground
Doesn't even check my pulse, asshole
Did I ever transfer my shit?
This is definitely not everything I've collected. I think he used like no way to transfer your stuff, but then left.
There's a backpack near the lamp. Oh! Oh my god, he didn't scam me.
Oh, what a nice guy.
Oh!
I need to sell a bunch of shit to get the ax blade and I have nothing of value to sell to him.
Like I could sell some subtle stuff.
I'm going to pretend that was worth it.
Four, eight, four, fifty.
Before I need this.
So the stupid thing about the Axe Blade is I don't know how to use it, because I have
the Axe Blade, but there's nothing I can use it on right now.
Steam will soon show estimated FPS before you buy a game based off your PC specs.
Really?
That's good.
Oh shit, this was on the whole time.
I never saw these.
My bad.
That's good.
Steam comes up with some crazy shit.
I don't think it's that crazy.
It's more like just a solid feature that, you know, eventually was going to come out.
Alright, what do I do next here?
Bio Trek's house I could go to as well
Yeah, I'm enjoying the game, but I kind of want to play something else
Shit man, I could continue I could continue I could continue
Yeah, yeah, yeah, next time, next time.
What a good spot, just admit you're bored.
It was, it was good, man.
The atmosphere was on point, bro.
I did not paint this, I wish I did.
We're gonna do a little bit of the aisle and then top it off with a great dessert of what
we have on the menu. Ah, yes, the chef prepared a nice, as I do. Ah, very nice. It's currently
in the oven. It is currently in the oven. It will be done later. So predictable. How
much you predict these nuts, bruh? Okay.
That was a good one right guys that was a good one.
Why not just play CS right now cause I wanna fucking talk some shit to some fucking alligators
Is that okay with you, bro?
Okay, what's your product?
Is that okay? What's your product?
They found your op delivery on the moon.
And the server's fucking packed, dude.
I am not going to be here Wednesday. I'll be live Thursday. So Thursday, I most likely
will be doing my say I'm going to be playing Samson. Then yeah, I'm switching my day off
this week boys it's how we're doing is how we do of course when I decide to play
this servers at that popular it's actually packed there's no room to
connect. What the fuck? What the fuck? Oh my boys, hold on. It's weird, it's stuck on
loading assets. Oh, because the servers fill. Okay. 400 man servers with VoIP, but it's not
Not just to clusterfuck a boy, but it's like you gotta be close to them to hear them.
Ow! Oh my god, what the fuck? Why is this sound back on?
No.
Oh, I see why. Alright, it's all good.
Dinosaur jungle ambiance cool dinosaur music?
Pretty historic and ancient music.
Yeah!
Yo, come on man.
What the fuck is this?
Alright, we're gonna go with the...
P-p-p-p-p-p-p-ping-p-p-p-p-ping-p-p-ping-p-ping.
Land, Before Time, LST?
Doordesh, Chickennagy?!
Donkey Kong Country OST.
What the hell?
Bro, this server is so packed, dude.
Guys.
Who the hell?
Yeah, the Oblivion Suite is really good.
I just don't want to...
You can try this. It's not work.
Get me in buddy, get me in!
Maybe, maybe.
What's the next title you're looking forward to?
I would say like, you know, I mean, there's levels of hype,
but the next game is Samson.
I don't really know what else.
It's going to be like a, yeah, that
will be the next potential.
It's not going to be like Crimson Desert level.
The next Crimson Desert level game, um.
I don't know, man.
Obviously Phantom Blade, but I'm thinking closer Phantom Blades at the end of the year.
Saros, yes.
Saros is going to be big and will be like super.
I think Saros's return was big, but not like fucking ground breakingly big.
It's not gonna be one that really sends a lot of ripples through we'll see we'll see let's see what happens
I don't know. Oh
Yeah, probably I'm only moosh. Yeah, right? Maybe
I have 400 people, someone's got to crash or leave, right?
I am not able to connect right now.
Come on buddy.
You have to join when whitelist is disabled that has three more minutes, their discord
shows it's status.
What?
This shit's that popular?
It shows the status.
Oh, okay.
It's crazy how these servers get that popular.
I should host my own.
I don't want to switch to CS this early.
Too early.
Do I like espresso?
Yes.
Motherfucker, do I like espresso?
Oh, man.
All right, I did.
I just I'm connecting.
Yeah, when you say server up, I've been connecting to a server that's been up.
It's not a new server, right?
I don't think tea is greater than coffee. I think they're both good. I drink tea and coffee
It's usually coffee in the morning, rarely, but sometimes a second coffee, and then teas
littered throughout the day.
It's more about both.
He isn't boring, bro. There's like fucking a thousand different types of teas, dude.
No energy drinks? Nah. Energy drinks are fucking nasty.
Energy drinks are like a weird copium. I feel like you're actually injecting your ingesting
Bio fucking chemical waste
It's like the worst shit when they when they say like ultra processed food
It's like reminds you of the most ultra processed bullshit that I can
I'm fucking glad I've never had a phase where I grabbed an energy drink
And I needed one every day. I feel like that shit you're fucking off the rails
good luck eventually realize you're an idiot it just hasn't hit you yet
right now you might be in it but once you're done you're gonna be like oh my gosh fucking horrible
glad I stopped drinking those after like six years it will hit you bro it will hit you just wait
I'm still trying to, I'm still trying to connect.
I have not drank coffee and been fine.
I think it's just more like the warmth that a coffee brepturge gives.
I mean to each their own, some people are addicted to coffee, I think it's just like
The warmth and the coziness of a milky coffee drink, a nice cappuccino, come on man.
gamer subs is fine I mean you can drink the energy drinks but like every single
day I don't know about that
say with the G fuel or a fucking monster or Red Bull I was mainly talking
about the person who drinks them every day like you need an energy drink every
day. Like you have a monster in your fucking hand every day.
And that's just someone who drinks like one a day.
Even too much coffee is bad for you.
Bro, I don't know if I'm actually going to be able to connect to this server.
what the fuck I didn't realize this was that popular I did not realize I
underestimated the popularity it's more difficult to get into them they servers
I usually play on I already have it all set up gray
He could get you in
You could do five wins
Oh, yeah, what up man, server will be full, let me know and I can get a mod to reach
out to you.
Oh, I see you bro.
Okay, let me whisper you.
I don't know.
I'm in the Discord.
Yeah, what's the fastest way to get your steam ID without connecting to a game?
Steam profile?
Brother in steam
All right
Um, who do I give this to?
Yeah, Gray, I'm gonna give it to you.
I don't know if you're faster with it.
I'm gonna send you a twitch whisper.
With it.
I just sent it to you.
Twice.
What do you play, Offstream?
Nothing.
The last game I played Offstream was Crimson Desert.
Whoops.
There's nothing worth gaming off stream right now.
There's nothing.
There's nothing calling my name that's like I need to log in.
Some games, yes.
And then some games I need to fight the urge because it's like, you know, I can get super
into this and then lose the track of everything else in life.
Arc, I had a arc, yeah, arc was a phase, crimson desert was a phase, tried connecting
again okay I got you great hold up
All of your horses.
There you go, I sent it to you.
I'm getting whitelisted on a server.
It's taking just a little bit of time.
Bam, bam, bam, bam.
Nice, man.
That was fast.
Okay, let me see.
Tata still in.
Hey!
What the fuck is this?
Okay!
I'm gonna go get a gun.
I'm gonna get a gun.
Okay, is that a duck?
Yeah, thanks for getting me in, man.
Thank you, Bro.
Appreciate the wish list.
Hey, yo, brother!
You hear me, little raptor?
Shit.
Hey, yeah, you hear me, man?
Yeah, thank you, Bosch.
Hey, yeah, bro, you hear me, dude?
Hello?
Brother, you hear me, brother?
Hey, yeah, brothers, you hear me, brothers?
Hellooo!
Hey, yeah, you guys hear me?
You guys hearing anything right now?
Hello?
God damn damn chicken ass dinosaur dude!
Chicken ass!
Oh wait, what the fuck?
I don't have to verify every time I go in here, right?
Hey-yo!
They're gone.
Hi, did I restart it?
We're good now.
We find somebody else.
It might be only species to species, I don't know yet.
Oh, it's a stick.
Oh, it is all?
I see the food, brother. I see it, man.
I don't know if we're gonna find anything.
Oh
What I'm doing you hear me bro
Yeah, jump if you hear me I can hear you I can hear you can hear me. What's up, man?
Looking like you got sunburnt or something like a tomato down there
You mind you're not gonna eat me, right?
Are you sure bro you need something like Vasily or something?
I'm good. I'm good. I'm just chilling. All right. You got a family or you just a solo guy
No, I'm just solo. I'm just here watching over stuff
nice man good luck bro good luck all right don't trust my don't trust the
other ones of my species all right they're not so nice yeah I heard about
your feet you're me so you better watch out all right man good luck bro okay
good luck
All right, man, what the fuck?
Is that an admin?
Oh.
He just disappeared.
Hello!
Ha ha, what the fuck?
What the hell is that?
They're gonna be a damn discovery, Arcane, where it's like, what the fuck?
Aliantologists have discovered that actually, and-
Fucking what the fuck?
The dinosaurs actually spoke English.
Fossa record it's confirmed a fucking fucking wish holy shit
Be oh my god wait is that fish glitch can I eat that yeah, how do I eat the fish glitch?
Or just maybe I go underneath it
How are you supposed to do this whoa hey yo what up man
You're swimming down there.
It's me the Bepi!
Look at you!
Look at you guys!
Wow!
What the heck?
What's up?
I'm not very good at that. I'm actually dying of hunger right now. I don't know how
I don't even know who you are. Do you have the crab?
No, that's me. Oh, and I don't have the crap
I don't know who the fuck that was
I don't know where you are.
I don't know, okay.
What the fuck?
Where are you?
I am eating my stomach right now.
Oh, he's eating.
I'm dying man, I'm hungry!
Please!
Oh.
I'm dying!
Oh my god!
That's not...
I can't help you!
It just broke it!
What the hell even is this?
Alright, it's all good, it's all good.
I gotta go back to the OG method.
I am fish eat me I got what I'm at I'm vibrating the water so the fish come here and I can
eat them. Alright, I know I'm here now. Alright, I shipped in the direction of the water and
now they know they're going to vibrate over in this direction. What the hell? He's alright man, he's just looking for food.
Gronash man!
I'm making these noises!
Sure as you be filing your taxes, Gronash?
Don't you got some taxes to file, Gronash?
Yeah, where the fuck is the fish?
Oh.
GONASS!
Where the fuck is the fish?
GONASS!
Alright. There it is, bruvah!
I'm starving!
I hate food!
What the hell?
Hey yo, admins, bro.
I appreciate
the fucking whitelist.
I appreciate it. Thank you.
I don't need that. I don't mind dying
and not having food, alright?
It's part of the game. You don't get a
spawn ship for me.
Hey yo, foodier!
Foodier! Just like flight came out of the sky!
There's like a god out there
You do that you gotta rip open it and eat Dorgan's oh yeah, yeah, let me see let me share
We make it that noise or a time you inhale the food man
I
Gotta go to the terror doctor, but I saw normal
Normal bro
Good luck out there, and I usually hate the land dinos like you okay?
I know I don't like your kind all right, but I like you all right. You should make her a nice guy
I could kill you yesterday, but I didn't.
Nah, okay, you can do it too, bro.
You can try.
Nah, yeah.
I don't want to hurt you, man. I don't want to hurt you.
You seem like a good guy.
Alright, good luck, brother. I'll see you another day.
We're getting a little older, and I'm an adult.
We'll meet again.
We'll meet again!
Yeah, food for the others.
Motherfucker, do I look like a restaurant?
Look at this dumbass. Look at this dumbass big boy.
Yeah. Yeah.
This dumbass big boy.
You dumbass big boy huh? You wish you could fly.
You wish. Yeah dumbass.
Oh shit.
I'm sorry I'm kidding I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Yeah, you mind killing one of these guys so I can have a nice dinner tonight? You mind?
Excuse me, that's actually a delicacy to the Terra.
I
Was a delicacy bro
Only one me bro right now what me what me you think I'm scared bro
By me bro
By me. Oh shit
Yeah, you see that I almost kicked his ass
see that oh fuck I have no stamina oh shit
Hey!
Ugh.
All right.
Who was that?
Oh, fuck.
All the Terra sound like Skeksis.
I got a chill bro hold on!
Sure there's actually good camo I look like the branches.
kills in the serval are all friends. I'm pretty sure he would have killed a man.
Alright, this should be good for now. Get in the water? Fuck no, dude!
Hey, yo, what up, guys?
You guys friends? Yo!
I'm free! I can fly!
I'm free!
I'm so happy I can fly, and I don't have small arms.
And I look like a weird chicken. I'm so happy.
I can fly!
He's trying to kill me!
Oh, and I was chasing him, oh my god, he was.
Nice shade.
So what is being murdered behind me, but I'll get at least I have some shade.
Was that a Sarah, uh, a Sarah, a Sarah Torres?
Yeah, true. How did they know how dinosaurs sounded? What if the T-Rex actually had like
a high-pitched roar. So he could be like,
RAAAW!
We don't know. The spell shape?
Is it just a paleontological guess?
I mean, the T-Rex looks like he roars like that,
What if it was just like a super high-pitched?
Maybe they look at the bone structure and the vocal cords of where they'd be maybe.
I don't know.
They found a tape recorder and a fossil.
Yo, what up, man?
What are you looking for, friend? You're looking confused.
Alright, I'ma join you, brah. I'ma join you.
Are those your boys over there, huh? They mad at you? You eat their meal?
Oh, you eat their food or something?
No, they're logging.
What?
I just wanted to make...
They're logging in? What do you mean? They're waking up?
I don't want the package logging out.
Ah, damn.
Well...
That's cool, bro.
Hey! Hey! Mr. Pahee!
Yo, who the hell was down having a conversation with my dino friend, asshole?
Yes, listen here, you dumb shit. You see that dinosaur up there?
I need some food, man.
Let's fucking kill him.
What's a dino?
The guy on the roof, what a fine help! Can you go or? Kicking in the face!
Who do you want me to kick in the face? You want me to kick someone in the face?
No, this other dumb shit!
Yeah, you mind kicking someone in the face for us?
I'm just gonna kill him and un-log him.
Ah yeah, he's healing and he's sleeping man.
Ah fuck!
What's up, watch yourself.
It's not good man, we come in peace.
The pair are one of the friendliest dinosaurs man.
That one's a cannibal.
You're not scared?
I inherited this tray from my father.
Oh, that's scared.
My father was a cannibal.
Besides the only ones that fall dead from like hunger or something.
How would our superior dinosaur race be scared of you, land dinosaurs?
Evolution skipped you guys, so we feel bad for you.
I can show you right now why you'd have to be scared.
I-I-I-I-I-I'll chill, let's have some food.
Keep healing, man, keep healing.
I need some food real fast.
I
Was what's the plan here? All right, we had we have no respect. Okay, no respect all these dinosaurs can one tap us
Well, I'm just flying back to the pit where I was born
Man we got a reach we got a we got to do something we're a joke amongst the dinos, bro
This is why none of us have any ideas.
I mean I'm most consuming so I'm just trying to survive the last like two percent.
Oh hello there Hera.
I'm gonna go get adopted by a T-Rex.
Hello.
Oh, yeah, what up, man?
You enjoying the view, bro?
Uh, no, I got mixed packed pretty hard there a moment ago, so I'm just, uh, healing up.
Oh, well, you got attacked by one of the dinos?
Well, me and the patchies were fighting, and then a dibble came out of nowhere and started, uh, missing a bite.
So, uh, we called off the fight, since they were mixed packing, so...
Oh, I see.
Yeah!
Look out above you, man!
You got the hero preparing to jump on you!
I hope I will eat you you fucking Hera. I swear to God. Oh my God. He's right there
Oh, we see you jump down here. I will eat you so quick. I hope you know that
Iris you're not assassins
I'm just here to have a good time not a long time
Oh god don't have a good time on me. This is like...
There's a thai place yo.
I didn't know herbivores and carnivores can mix like this. This is weird.
Oh my god. Get a different rock.
Just let it happen.
No, no I don't think I can let this happen no more.
I'm just gonna go a little bit to...
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm pretty sure it's a female herbivore as well, so he isn't getting pegged.
Yeah, I'm a female as well. I'm a female Sierra. This is very weird.
So, it's your sister action.
Oh, I can't...
Wow.
I'm not gonna lie. I need food.
Oh, wow, that worked. That worked out pretty good.
That works, Tara.
I'm gonna leave before you get too hungry.
No, no, I'm not hungry, I'm okay.
Maaaarrrrrr, daa-daa, dee-e-e-e-e-e-em!
So close to enzooming.
Oh yeah, hold on, I forgot I had these.
I will eat you, Hera.
I missed the first one, looks.
Lay down.
Yeah, I missed the mutation.
Yeah, this is basically like the new no-pixel. They're gonna add banks and cars
There's gonna be a police force
Yeah, what I brought
Hello
What's that man
Well, the hell's- Get it! Eat it!
What the heck? Oh my God!
Got me, dickhead.
Then you can eat it.
Sure, dude.
Dude, he's owning you.
I've been it three times! It's not dead!
That is the strongest boar.
I think it's dead.
Can you swim?
swim let me see let me see now that is not bad he is it nothing if they'll swim
it might go to the other side then you can kill it should be low
he's totally swimming to the other side
Tara, Arby, where are you? First mission, kill this fucking board!
Oh yeah, that's my lunch! That's my lunch, man!
Yeah, chase that down!
Why, man? Why?
Why?
I got attacked, dude. I got attacked. They're assholes.
It's not my food anymore.
Yeah, nothing could take that bore out.
There's so many dinosaurs here, you don't know who's friendly.
Hey, don't kill me please, I just want water.
I promise I taste disgusting.
It only we could eat grass.
Feels bad.
Looks like a rat.
Okay, squiggle runt!
I don't think he's coming back.
I got a rest here.
I don't think he's coming back.
I got a rest right here.
I don't know what she was talking about.
Hey y'all brawl! Go get us some food!
What?
I heard a baby tune. I heard a baby tune.
What the hell?
Dude sounded like a...
It's a fucking guy from I like to move it, move it.
I like to move, I like to move!
Hello!
Yo!
I hear you!
Hello!
Can you get me some food, policeman?
Please!
I have kids to take care of.
Police, man!
Fuck your kids!
Get me some food, please!
Oh my God!
Police, I am so sorry!
Oh my god.
Please, I am sorry, please, I beg you, please.
Once I get Sam in the back, I'll probably help you.
Oh my god, he needs help.
Yes, you know.
Please, please, please.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, someone help him out, give him food.
Please.
I am dying.
Please, please, please, I ask for time.
Please, please, please.
There's a helmet right over there.
Go get it.
You can catch fish.
No, go kill something for him. I'm feeling bad. Help him.
I can't get up.
Please, please, get me a new food.
Please, man.
I'm not hurt before I get this.
Fuck your eggs, man.
Get this shit out of my head.
He doesn't eat plants.
I'm just getting back to him.
Yeah, are you the Terra?
Get it, man.
I have no time. I have no time. I need to go eat.
Alright, alright, alright. I know the feeling.
Okay, follow me. Follow me. You know not a fish?
Right here.
Alright, there's nothing.
You're eating. You're making me hungry.
Get the fuck down here. Get down here.
Please, man. Please, man.
Get down here.
I'm sorry, but there is nothing.
You got a fish?
I got nothing.
Don't panic, man. Don't panic.
I got nothing.
Just go like this. Alright? Just wait.
Wait, the food comes to you? I don't know what the magic is, but that's just works.
But it's nothing.
Okay, you're gonna get food, alright? You're gonna get hungry, your belly's gonna get full, alright? Just wait.
Man, please, please get me a tissue and face.
It won't come to you, just wait.
Patience.
Hold your wings like that.
I know, I know.
listen I am panicking I am dying there is nothing fish there's no fish there is there is I know I know
this world is cruel we can't just eat grass like those fucking dinosaurs back there
oh oh believe me man I'm gonna you get a breeze believe me this is gonna work it's gonna work
Jesus, this man is fucked to fish!
I know, I know. It looks like there's nothing in here, but there is.
Oh, I see a fish! I see a fish!
I think it's... that's fine, that's fine. But see the same... the same concept.
What are you doing? Hey!
Oh wait, he doesn't have one.
Look at you, man! You're a natural!
What now?
All right, oh my god, no!
Why you do this? Why you scared it away from me?
I didn't even move!
It was right in your net! You had to snatch it with your teeth!
I am going to die! I'm going to die now, man!
You know you're not! Take this fish! Take this fish!
Oh, damn, man.
The panic.
I didn't take his fish.
He had to left click it.
Where'd he go, he's gotta be low, he's gotta be low and injured.
I have one bite left.
When you get a bit bigger, you can just gulp the fish in one bite.
Alright, hold on, I know, I get impatient with the fucking stamina, I got a whole, like
an hour here.
And wait.
Yeah, this is more window-estee.
Yeah, dinosaurs can have anxiety as well.
Didn't you hear that guy?
Hey, Al, what up, Matt?
How are you, bro?
How are you, man?
What's up, dude?
I saw the same dyno keeps following me around, and I feel like he's just gonna kill me.
And I don't know who he is oh
He ate the fish
I'm trying to get my stand back
Yeah, anyone in here don't kill me please
Who said that up here on the rock that wasn't
Oh, hello.
How do you say, don't kill you or kill you?
No, don't kill me. I'm hurt.
Oh, yeah.
Don't kill me.
Look at that.
You don't kill my kids.
Okay, we have a truce. No one's killing anybody, alright?
We're just in the same area.
Look at that.
Watch me.
You're so bad.
Hey there.
What type of dinos are those?
You can talk to all species?
can talk to all of them all right we got a group here calling all their friends
here to eat us don't worry babies I got you oh yeah look haven't you the chicken
that kicked I never kicked you are you talking to me can you actually steal an
egg. Oh. We just spoke.
Just making that noise.
Is it all of them on the other side?
I don't think I want to ride.
I'm not very hunkish. Yeah, come here.
Herb, I will feed you.
Yeah, there's huge groups everywhere.
I mean there's a lot of people on this server so it makes sense.
Thank you.
Yeah Uber!
Oh my wings Uber!
Hey what up?
Oh perfect.
Oh yeah let me just land.
Uh Uber Uber.
That's nice to me earlier.
Maybe they have eggs now.
Thank you Uber.
Yep.
Oh.
That would be kind of great if that could help.
Yeah.
That would be kind of great if that could happen though.
I think your galley friends made a patchy very very mad.
Yeah, they killed a patchy's friend.
That'd be funny if you could land on a dyno.
I did, I pressed Z but I'm pretty sure it just you fall onto them and just fall through them.
This damn stamina, you know, there's galleys everywhere.
Yeah all of the dinosaurs are players.
Little, little, little man.
Ooh.
That's great.
At the time, you know?
That's so cool.
So cool.
What is good?
It's a fun back year, bro.
We're much better than them.
Don't eat me.
Hey, bitch.
Oh, there's a Carrera.
Bro, who are you, man?
Be careful Spooky, a red other!
I am him.
I can't, I have no stamina he reaches me all the time.
He reaches me all the time bro.
It takes a while to reach on the blood.
One hit, but the bleeding is gone.
Here, like me.
the bird. Yeah, that's a good spot. Climb up and regen in the air. That's not a way of
doing it? No, it's not safe. Alright, slow glide, slow glide. You always need a shit
a ton of salmon at a lift. I'm looking for the other food but I'm probably not gonna find
Oh, I did.
Maybe.
You only need two for a stand buff?
Oh, is this still bugged?
Aw, man.
What type of food is this?
What the hell did I just eat?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm gonna die man.
What did I eat?
Yo flies means it's rotten come on dude. I oh
Couple skybirds
Shit man
Your cool family
Hello?
Yo!
What up, big dog?
What's up?
You know, just...
Just walking around.
Dude, who's talking to you?
Hmm...
Who's talking to who right now?
When's the last time you saw a croc?
You talking to me?
Yeah, little birdie.
Oh, be, ah, I haven't seen one yet.
I just ate some rotten meat, I'm sick.
Hey, big dog.
You can't eat rotten.
Yeah, I'm sick.
Usually I'm a bully, but I'ma be nice.
Oh, you can eat me, but I just ate some poison food.
No, no, I'm not eating you.
I ain't eating you.
Yeah, you would just transfer the poison to you.
I am now injured to some degree.
Fly does not mean rotten flies plus white meat equals rotten.
Ah, I see.
Ah, well it doesn't matter that shit was rotten as fuck.
Yeah, some people literally Google loudest keyboard and then purchase it.
I think I'll be okay with me.
Let's go blue.
What a nice mound.
What is this?
Can I sit on this?
You guys mind?
Ah!
They minded.
They minded!
Chad, I'll come back.
This is a good server though.
I'm glad you're here.
You're welcome.
I'm glad you're here.
That's a good server.
That's a cool server.
Chatted his time for the game, the doctor said it is time, he said you must play two
of these at least.
The doctor, okay, he said that was the, that was the medication, the prescription.
of these games all right where we at here 25k ink
doctor no no like an actual doctor bro not just doctor like a earned doctor
title doctor
I'll come back to Dota one day.
Again, eventually. When? I don't know.
Ah, you ever played this MMO?
They're showing moon pictures on NASA.
I'm not deranking a more hovering I've been super up and down 24k it's been very bumpy
I actually have a 50% win rate, so I mean...
Yeah, that's how you do a camera you buy!
What camera are the astronauts using to take pictures of the moon?
What Nikon model is that?
Those cameras are still fucking crazy.
Like a really good ass fucking camera to take pictures is so much better than a phone,
still.
Like the phone gets there, but the natural hit of like a really good fucking stand alone
Nokia or whatever, our Nikon is so good.
No shit, duh, but most people don't really use cameras like that.
Let's roll.
No shit, but I can tell you actually have one in your hands and use it.
I do.
Congratulations, you fuck.
You're literally in the minority of people who have a Nikon camera.
My point still stands.
Um, I do.
Therefore, and even therefore, no shit.
Three man Q vs no man Q.
I
Can in cameras what are better than icons or the camera cannons are they are they like very close to each other
I wonder what's considered like the best just straight up, the camera
without insane bells and whistles with the highest
quality.
Oh yeah, Sony has them too.
Hey, what are you doing?
I'm gonna hide over there.
I'm coming.
Whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh
One market
You fuck you you fuck so head ace it no pressure bro ace it
I
Got spent y'all insane. What I say what I say
We believed in you bro, it's got some fucking insane just do that every round again. We're gonna be happy
Okay
did the ammo update honestly actually it seemed worse than it was you really
don't realize that at all playing what's weird is it was like we're deciding to
change everything you don't really feel it at all
I'm going to put it on T.
Smoke window.
One's close man, close con.
I'm watching our window.
I'm sending it.
One bottom A, tagged, 70.
Let's go, it's almost clear.
I'll say Valorant is more of a clusterfuck because there's more
spell effects this game is easier to follow because people don't have fucking magic
I just thought of a flashbang.
Hey, somebody on B!
I'm coming dude, I'm going, I'm going.
Stop, stop getting on fire!
Nothing to do with the B.
One B.
His leg?
I'm scared of God, he's leg.
Hey man.
I
Don't think any wonders
About horrible oh
He reloaded it at the last second for me one dig
Deep bass deep bass deep you guys really think valor is more difficult than this game so fucking deep. I know you see
You so fucking deep I only agree with that if you have a good rank in CS
If you don't have a good if you're silver in CS saying that I yeah, you cannot speak
I mean essentially the same
instead of like utility you have magic instead of smokes you have fucking
toxic magic it's all just like a derivative of a smoker a flasher and
aid and then you might have like alts to like zone areas it's my sewer double
open Valor is a lot more one-tacky
I'll just go with A, go with N, keep it.
Oh, damn it, I was supposed to go B, B.
I'll smoke, okay?
I'm still down here.
I'm going CT.
Top mid, top mid.
Watch out.
Exagerate.
One Palace, Lotus.
Maybe two.
He's right at the end of Palace.
Smoke.
Reduce out.
Thank you, sir.
3D, out.
Bottom mid.
Could be con, so con.
Oh, that's...
I'm so loud.
Out-Pelis?
Are they very in?
One in here, one in here, bomb down.
Oh, up-checker, up-checker.
Bomb dead.
One in A.
Copy that, man.
We have bomb, one drunk down, bro.
What's bomb?
He's bomb, top mid, top mid.
No, I'm top mid.
He was molotov jungle.
CT spawn!
CT now, CT now.
Don't panic.
I'm so scared.
I don't want to mark it.
Well, I'm still top mid.
Yeah, we got bomb.
Somebody messed up and dropped it.
I
Like that what we want me bro
Up donation ink I don't think so three kills with the op this round three kills here
here. Nothing ramped up.
How many top mid? Two out mid, two out mid probably. At least one.
I'm probably under here in a second.
One Dc'd.
The one got T-pointed.
Defarm app.
This guy was top mid, right?
Tossing.
I don't want to smoke.
I don't know.
It's just stalling something.
Can't push cat, right?
He could have Ragequate, he could have...
Triple law!
The thing is CT side, CT side plugging, you can come back on T side plugging, you can
get shit on and come back CTs so hard, like even though you're down 5 you can switch completely
to back.
Wait, he got voted out?
Oh, I have an onus.
Smoker break one a clear make clear watch your head
Hey, I heard a third interest
That's rare, that's the first time I've seen someone vote it off.
They actually voted him off.
It's very rare to see that.
Hacks?
He had three kills in no way.
I think he was just being super toxic and three of them on that team are cute together
How the hell did that guy not kill me?
How does he die?
Imagine dying three times.
You should imagine, dude.
Oh, what the fuck? I did that, dude.
What the fuck?
Dude, it's 4B5 right now.
That's 4B5.
4B5.
The next match is going to be another mirage.
It's going to be another mirage and it's going to be like the toughest match ever.
Watch.
It's gonna be another mirage and we're gonna get our shit kicked in
It's in the smoke
It has to be has to be in
Big brother
When you stand around
Yes
Man, I'm not leaving. I'm looking to get 25k today. I'm looking to get that red rectangle
And that requires three wins
As much as it sucks for the enemy team sometimes it's nice having matches like this
how much does it cost three wins paid actors
I don't know right you gotta check their ratings check their rate
On the area the flash above you per orange 222
You can't do that, you can't do that, my guy!
Take him out, man!
Don't fuck this up
You see the upcoming animation changes. Yeah, I mean it looks kind of you know
Honestly doesn't look like
It's so funny like five seconds before I shot you in the back of the head and killed the enemy at the same time
This guy is about to die.
He's about to crouch.
Stay crouched. He can shoot.
No one guy.
The two guys.
The three guys.
God is ass, dude.
Hey, Red.
Grenade out.
Motherfucker, dude.
Dude, God, God.
No!
He walks through the- There he goes.
Yeah he does.
Shep, the plan was for him to die, okay?
Holy flashbang!
16 and 0, play like a pussy.
NOOOOO!
That was timing so fast!
now the guy's gonna come back and we're gonna lose
I'm not John, I'm John Hicks!
You vitality stickers.
CT!
Tr... Tr...
Alright, Tr...
Okay.
CT in truck.
Yeah.
Yeah, just shit it out of him.
Okay, okay.
That was a nice shot.
Just think I'm off to look at the flashbang.
Okay, okay, okay.
Beagles only.
There it is, there it is. Q'd up, Q'd. Q'd up, boys.
100 gifties if this one beats.
100 gifties.
100 gifties right here.
The first shot.
Guys asked, did you see that one?
It's like seven beats.
What?
I just said I wanted the deal, that was stupid.
No!
What?
You said how to dig it?
Come to me.
Oh, he beat it.
A counter-terrorist win.
No.
Go to your team and fuck you.
Alright, I don't know who did that dude.
Put that guy in here.
Come on buddy!
There it is, brother.
The dagaloo scaloo-klee.
Dude, the D.G.G.L. is still the greatest one-shot in gaming history.
I think it is.
I play them all.
I play all the FPS's.
TPS's I played them all man the one day there's nothing like the one day
no games got the 1v
just use me
nobody got the 1v
let's trip on
no trip on
Oh
You think he's nervous
Oh
You need those all right now this next game
Completely about to get shit on like this is gonna be the greatest 25 case to ever grace this game
one taps
Plus 40 evasion somehow every shot what the op is gonna miss
I'm ready
Interesting. I'll play anything. I'll even play Mirage again. I will even play Mirage
again. I do not mind. I do not mind friend. I don't think I've ever seen a 31k.
How many maps are in Valorant chat?
How many maps are in Valorant?
Alright bro, show us why you're a 31k please.
I don't have to show.
I know Chris.
I can't tell if that was crazy overall or like crazy or a loss.
Hello, bro.
Hello.
It's around 7 or 8.
What time are we?
Now is the time.
Fuck.
I did not have total you shit.
You don't dominate, mouse one.
Okay.
one triple ding
mark hit mark
mark hit one
mark hit one nct
mark hit nct
i mean mark hit nct
planning for cat
site site site site site
site site
That guy was not expecting that, Abelish, when they went B. Usually you end up going A when
your team goes B, and then everybody dies at B, and then you're there and you baited
your whole team. But that time they were successful, and I got the A kill.
There's seven active and ranked Valorant. How many active are there in CS? So it's
It's roughly the same.
I'm gonna just like...
...save her or not.
Whoa!
Not dead, would be.
One tag, jungle.
one on the window, window, window
where?
don't, don't take
oh my god that left model always throws me off
alright let's do it here
I am not going to try and laugh. Why? Why would I do that? Why would I nerf myself?
Come on, come on, let's go! Why would I actively nerf myself?
fuck
how in the flesh
what man
where are we going
how in the flesh
they're late
uh
please push
please
oh my god
There you go.
Holy shit.
One down, two ready to mark in.
Bomb has been planted.
Flashing CT.
I'm gonna get you there.
Throwing fire.
Back.
Follow me on flashbang.
There's CT.
Right, CT.
That was a nice shot.
Oh, there's a wick in that shot.
I wish there was a yoink that shit.
I don't know if this is a good window spawn if I'll beat him window.
I think there's one spawn closer.
Alright, before dead here.
Take the window away.
Nothing in there.
Take, brother.
Brother, freak yourself.
Please sir one more time feed me feed me
How do you guys
Wait, is this a 400, uh, is this a rank up match?
I think I'm gonna be at like 24,900 something here.
I am the one, the one, the one, the one!
Oh my god!
I'm giving up.
Yeah, I think it's full away.
Holy shit!
Dude, my body, dude, it's gone!
Artemis 3?
of
some of
the
I
Artemis three
I'm going to plant this thing.
I'm the one, the one, the one.
Backline.
the
nice
i can throw a waterfall, corn smoke, i got dropped smoke
alright, hold on, let me see here
I
Got it the goal is to top frag and beat the 31k
God dude, I guess
I don't like this.
Wow there were both right there.
I just needed to not die before Cain was ready.
There were both there brother.
Very high.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
No no no no no we can do this we can do this.
Is Crimson Desert so relevant?
Yeah, it's so easy.
Wow, T-Hit was...
Oh, that's probably good.
Oh, peek the window!
Oh!
Come on man, they just multiply shit. I thought window was gonna peek after that
There are two of them dude
Oh if I want to save
it is it is what it is sometimes you just gotta a k sometimes just gotta do
this sometimes you gotta bring that number up there
I heard him CG spawn.
Honestly, it makes sense if he's saving.
I'm gonna die.
I know how this works.
I
Remind wrong way three five first half
All right, all right.
Artemis can now see the craters of the moon.
Related.
627 is why I didn't check those craters.
What was that?
Is this the movie?
Move in.
I don't know.
It's the movie.
Mark.
Got one rotate in the market.
a lot is rotate come up come up the sandwich dude
One right out, copy.
Nice.
Here you go, big, here you go, big, here you go.
Yeah, where are they?
One CT.
One CT?
Take your cat.
I
Didn't come on
Oh, he's gonna he's gonna hit that peak
Is this guy using a different view model is this guy using a different view model
What B-Model is that? I actually like that one.
Here comes the BM, you fucking shak! Right? I swear his AWP looks lower.
That one's nice. That's not a default. I swear his AWP was lower than this.
Was it? Was it it?
I wonder if he saw me. He just like shimmy peeked
No bro!
One pat, another con, another con.
Yo that guy always gets me on like the tightest angle peaks dude.
Holy shit.
That was such a good flash.
View model.
Watch this completely ruin my CS experience.
Hmm, maybe.
I'm going to go upstairs, smoke, and I head out of the...
I got CT.
I'm just going to out smoke and something will be smoked.
this is an advanced technique
he's on the other side
How do I go back how do I go back fuck this view model? How do you go back to default zero?
Nope I don't want it. Nope. Okay this looks broken is that that's not right. What the
45, we got a GC.
I
Win now we win
All right when I went out five rounds CT saw a T side is good. I'll play mid
Even though I feel like I'm better at a actually I'll play the man
Very different game from last game.
Alright, come on. Give me three USB headshots here, please.
Three.
Three. Come on, three.
Couple pushing.
Already have Tetris?
Dude, get the fuck out of here. Really?
That's just one HP.
That's a big one.
Look, the lock didn't get me through that plywood, okay?
Going back, man.
Wow.
One HP.
Oh my god, that is an insane looking USP.
Not like, super one HP, like you.
Nice, spot down under.
He's pre-fired now.
Ramp under, ramp under.
Interesting.
this fucking entree guy is reading us like a book right now holy shit that is
not dude he is owning right now
Oh my god dude is shitting on us.
Stack something out of none.
Don't say anything, Harry.
Fuck.
Flash feeding.
Go for a look at him.
Fuck, man!
There's one there.
There's one around.
Here he comes, Meadow.
I'm calling.
The bomb has been planted.
Terrorists are waiting.
bro shit man we got to win this one brooooooo
we got to win this one broooo
thank you
broo
alright we win this we win this
if anything they are going to get mid control and we're slowly going to get picked off
to get picked off
okay
up to the first
100 hp
two
got one mid
what's he doing?
i'm gonna window
just one eye
done
I'm going to get killed for palace.
I don't trust the con watchers.
Clean down smoke.
Gonna die from behind.
Yeah, I'll swim.
One Tetris, tag the little bit.
Nice.
Oh, I like this guy's crosshair.
I'm not doing that shit.
Alright, that's a clean blue.
Any ops?
Fuck Matt, I'm getting him off.
I'm making it a little bigger though
Looking out the window
I'll jump the ladder to cat and then I'll opt for cat actually
Time to fix it
It's all lit
I just peeked and shut me down man shut me down
Another cat in the...
You know what, actually I would joint Riko's crosshair and then make it blue.
Yes, this, but then blue.
I'll make this blue.
And then gap
Wolf
God dear God dear
There it is matches the knife holy shit
Right using
I'm only ramped.
Forward pressure!
I'm gonna be the leader.
Thank you, Re-Uk.
Right, right.
I'm cheating.
Holy smoke!
Flash by.
You should have a late ramp.
Nice.
One ramp, one half.
One ramp, ramp, ramp, ramp, ramp.
I'll be there.
One palace.
What the fuck
It's the crosshair yeah
Maybe actually a little
Some bit of a lighter below
up there
both
he's in the smoke
now I want to kill
so this one rat lurking ramp
it doesn't like that crosshair really
what the hell dude
how about that lavender crosser
Joyfire, repeat.
Exagering.
Push the right one.
Okay.
One more.
Joy smoke.
Take a detour.
House one.
How much in balance?
One minute, one minute.
Smoke.
Where's the crosshair?
I don't know what the shit is this.
I'm reading the list.
Roger.
I blame everything about the crosshair right there, I just threw everything because of
that literally everything actually just want to
challenge to is what the fuck guys I know I know I know you stand up
I know, I agreed, I agreed.
Someone was exposed stairs against us.
Blame me.
I saw two of you like either on bulk or under bulk.
And we killed both of you.
We had one top, one bottom, and then somehow stairs died or something.
You can't.
I'm gonna come with the stairs down first.
Great.
I don't know.
I'm gonna go down first.
I'm supposed to spawn or something.
I'll hit.
Rehearsal!
We're dead.
That's it.
Two more top left.
Commander man!
No!
On.
That's fucking bad.
In connector, looks like.
Two con man. Two con. Two con on the red.
One low. Both con.
Another man on the red.
Dude, this entree guy is shitting on all of us.
I threw a man. The most crucial round I changed my op. I mean my
crosser is actually GG.
Oof!
Oh no...
I think the Andrew guy is on a smoke.
The party's cheating.
It's a fucking trash.
It's just raping.
They have me.
One close, mate.
Roger.
He's gonna be right here.
I was just kind of hoping it's chill just listen for drop
Rampage be all the if you're rampushing already out Patrick
I
Insight
Wow, bro somebody man if somebody made any fucking diversion that whole time oh
My god if somebody just like shot a bullet made it so he didn't do the fucking tightest peak there
Ah, shit. Alright.
Please, not clear.
Hey Ram, clear.
They smoked up karma.
What might be palace?
I'm gonna make one cat.
A cat already.
A ladder.
More apps.
One cat, fight cat.
I'm pushing palace.
Two.
I
Excuse me
How much oh whatever minus 111 who cares
It is what it is.
I- we actually lost because of the 9th round.
Insane game.
The 9th round...
actually went to shit.
Wow, wow, wow.
All right, no more shit, that's mirage, please you watch valve dev hour now
Wow double duos. If we do three times Mirage, that is going to hurt my heart.
I'm a nuke and joyer nuke is one of the best maps when you're wedding
I haven't seen Project Hail Mary now.
I'm rushing squeaky.
Yeah, we're versing three Weeb anime profile pics, so the chances of a cheater getting
goes up about 25.69 is 7% this guy we'll put him in the weed category as well
we're actually dealing with a fucking penta weed threat we have a penta weed
threat on the other team this is not like this is actually not looking good
right now
ramp up
point dead
come on ramp up there
ramp going heaven
bro
There it is boys, there it is, same thing.
Lucky shots those were calculated
Is that tiger lives up there next to me the hell
Haven't we they forced
Heaven's dead. Heaven's dead. Heaven's dead.
Sounds like a song name. Heaven's dead.
What I got you. Heaven's dead.
Oh
That's fucking hilarious
Dude what?
Last win.
He must be hacking. He's gotta be hacking.
Oh yeah, that failed.
Marshmallow Warriots!
You're better.
Secret, secret, secret, secret, secret, secret, secret!
Oh, we win this.
I'm poor on secret.
Another secret, another secret!
I'd be hot.
Activating the bomb.
Double-hack lights for heaven.
Bobby.
One's out, red area.
Yeah, boy!
Okay all that just a
Okay
All right, if you bro
What you guys are you all simple just want to see it I promise
Where
damn painkiller dude
coming in with those 50 gifties dude
last one's in the middle of sight
thank you man
oh painkiller
why you dropping 50 like that bro? why you dropping 50 man?
thank you dude thank you thank you man thank you bro
Sometimes just get a drop them, huh?
I think there are two garages where I look like you had an M4 at the other head and
Oh shit boys, come on man.
I'm gonna stand.
I'm gonna stick her up.
No!
Dude!
Fuck!
One was mini, one was outside big.
No, it was two different people hunting me.
Oh!
Oh my god, he saw him!
Nice try, nice try.
Holy shit.
He tapped that guy on the left.
Killed the guy squeaky in that spray. Killed the dude reactor. Oh my.
I
Got a was rough
the garage dead secret peak right you're gonna peak in five or he's dead big three
two one
That's the blockers.
There's one up ladder.
Is it this peak or this peak?
Terrorists, wait. I'm gonna go back.
The Dota Vod was horrible. Let's pretend it never happened. It was so fucking bad.
It was like going into a different language. Okay.
chill bruh chill
okay didn't mean to do that so sorry
man!
had it
still had it
on the left
planning dude
liked him
where is he?
he's right here
I'm trying to name him.
Dude, I liked him, so I was hoping he was going to...
Thank you. Thank you.
Literally jump into the nade and just die.
He had to go get a bomb, right?
Or he was saving.
Come on, come on, let's go!
Two, four more.
I will maybe play league again when I don't know
Don't count it out
TFT
Stolen, buddy
Good, okay
One minute
There you go.
Good. Okay.
One minute.
Apparently, he's used to that pick.
He did like a shimmy.
Kill him.
Okay, we...
of
the
death of
death
of
I'm sorry bro.
You're the one that makes me sick before you die.
Video drops, big man.
Actually red rank.
Yeah, that was pretty nice man.
X Concord Pro.
Wow
Death
And a nose go open
Right here's gonna open it
Open it bro open it bro open it bro
I
Is this a plus 400 match?
Oh shit, he's 27k
Minus 450 plus 250. Oh jeez, okay. I guess it's because all the ranks are even
one stop
That's all I need.
I
Holy shit lined up right there what the hell
I think he literally walked up past me and I just was scoped in and he didn't check squeaky
I'm interested.
He didn't check squeaky, I didn't hear it.
No way he's around here.
I'll be through seas.
I was scared of the anime profile pic team but you never know maybe they're insane T-Side
It's very bad to be inside
come on Tommy don't mess it up Tommy
uh oh
what
dude what is going on right now
make sure that we are
We are
I'm in position
Okay
Blaming no lights
I'll probably do one more after this and it's gonna end up being one outside.
end up being a 12-12 match into an OT.
25k supposedly 3k
So what do we wait this fucking pain?
It's not better with confidence. It's just 12 to and they're just like really have no coordination
No!
Some outside, some outside.
Damn it man, I didn't want to have that flash.
Lots outside.
They're popping off on the last round.
Going red, see if there's any.
What the hell is that I'm for?
coming down secret
wow one hp heaven
no bro just fucking killing console man why are you wasting your time
holy shit
of
outside
Are you red
To three
Oh shit rank up match this is it 24808 here we go here we go it's where to
Oh my god, this is a 1212 OT 1615 15 I'm gonna cry please don't
I
Me
Please no 1212 let's make it like a 913
1515 just to lose elo probably yeah I'm not gonna be here Wednesday but I'll be
here Thursday. Imagine coming home from your dog shit job to play Dota. That's like stress
less and then more stress.
Oh my god.
Wow.
got a match holy shit the gates literally the gates of hell
well let's go inferno man the gates of red
All right, this is I get a fully lock in here
Fuck Mirage
No
Go to a new bus
Not Mirage three times bro. Come on. Go to a new bus
Fuck
Let's make this right history.
Ah, it's throughout here.
Alright, fuckin' three times Mirage!
This is a game to earn the red.
I have to pop off here, boys.
If I don't take good here, I don't deserve red.
Simple.
Just one ramp.
Two ramp push.
Party A.
Two sandwich? Two more sandwich?
I
Was that ramp
I know what I know what I know bro. I was a good diversion there dude. That was a great diversion
They kept having to look at me so my teammates were able to assist the situation
I
Need coming in
That a dog
One more ramp right now.
I don't know how that guy...
It is unforeseen.
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba-da-ba-ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Okay, that actually, thank you for that.
Off decoy is one of the greatest.
Let's go!
Deploying decoy.
I'm going to destroy flashbang.
Oh
One ram dude
I'm down con
Holy shit, bro. I knew it man
latest peak in the world no one is what broke no one was watching palace so I
was juggling in different places
the
shit shit shit shit shit
I can't believe you got this big, I remember falling in before you had 100 follows
yeah man, it's been like 15 years bro
Some flashes there.
You've been following since 2017, bro.
One ramp push.
One Tetris.
Tetris dead.
Here we go.
Oh!
Con.
My head is no longer here.
My head.
My hand is no longer here. My hand.
Good goosey.
He's, uh, chair.
What's, what's chair meant?
There's one full mode here.
I'm just gonna leave him and come to you guys.
of
You hold on that opera now
Yeah, I was gonna why would you do that?
Bro, I jumpy no scoped you bro. Like I didn't even like hey, didn't I did jumpy no scope. It's fucking crazy
this one ramp oh this is such a good spot what the fuck
operate anyone watching Sean
out ramp oh wow that flash was fucking terrible is that a team-mate
splash it's a and con and con in it it's definitely a
that was a good spot bro I mean that was just weird I don't know if I I don't
know how the f**k I got flash
three
I
Should I just give up fucking b-site that's the game
I'll go jump like five rounds. I haven't really seen anybody now. They're gonna go
Shit
I was hoping for not a 12-12 or 15-15, but yeah, yep, yep, mm-hmm, nothing, man.
One minute.
The B-smite's window smells. Flash is B.
And dead. And alive.
The hell? I'm built in recoil.
One more bunch.
There was a guy mid, he was under, oh no he raced, he was under the jump window.
The timing of that ship is abysmal.
No that was a completely random guy, I think the mid guy for 54.
Yeah, I
We had that round like I've popped off to with those flags
Ramp there
What should be
I was wanting to ramp, I pushed.
Oh, window jump.
Oh, yeah.
My god, cherry.
Good.
Yo, con me, mate.
Stay here. Through the smoke.
I'll sit on site.
You're flying.
guys hit the octopiast
alright i'm playing more passive inside i was trying to get frags no more
i'm resetting resetting
full reset
I'll reset passive A player, they're gonna get us around it.
Heavy passive.
That is hitting mid flash by.
Going flash by.
I'm done bro. Worst fucking call in existence.
How the hell did none of them get tagged through the flying world?
He closed jungle.
Okay.
There's one of them.
CT, triple.
Triple that.
Nice.
Scooter 2.
AK, CT.
Top ticket maybe?
Probably a little bit.
I missed the fact that they separated the M4, it was cooler when you had to equip the
silencer.
But I'm in at the same time I get it
I'm it to
Cat be careful window jump
I don't want to be here anymore in market
oh shit markets lit
dude what are you doing bro what are you doing and they're going again dude fuck me dude fuck
Fuck me.
I've been caught on rotates twice now.
Oh fuck.
Where are you?
I think you have a timing of market now.
I think I can, I need a board.
Can somebody flash mode on me, it's gonna push.
Oh buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy
Bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada
Alright, I gotta step it up
Hit me, hit me
Get in the car, catch this one
I can't see him
Smoke
He fell back here, rap
Just
Two out, man
Time to rage
Oh, they're coming down mid.
Con.
Watch con, watch con.
Flashbang.
Con.
Catch through, no.
They're in window.
Probably going care right now.
I'm con.
There's no point in fucking saving here.
Not much to do.
It's a good attempt to save, but we're gonna die.
I have too much time to hunt.
We're gonna die.
I have too much time to hunt.
Wow bro you fucking ran up so fast holy shit
It was gone
One more out.
I'm going to use the B.P.
Sure, sure.
Right in there.
What?
Where do I think?
The bomb sink though.
Oh, apps, apps, apps.
Right under window.
Hotmet, coming down.
Out of apps, out of apps.
On site.
Wait, the bomb sink though.
The bomb's coming, bomb's coming.
You see him go out?
He's just one.
He has to be.
I'm going to go out.
BOMBS CON! BOMBS CON!
He seems to have just won.
He has to be.
Yes.
That's been fucked you bro!
BOMBS CON?
Holy shit man!
I think he was stairs, he could go underpass.
Dude, oh my god!
Is it they're gonna be a solar equal isn't there any clips where they're going as well
Sorry, bros.
I'm just getting some fishy vibes from Lufthulia.
That was a good flash.
Outmaned. Outmaned on the...
We're underpass. He's running back out.
I think I've capped one.
I think it's a cat's foot.
I'm gonna peep and die.
I'll be jumping in the window.
I think one's in the window at least.
Oh wow.
One cat.
Nice.
B, B's good, B's good.
Can I go on her window?
They should.
That window.
Oh my god.
It's on the wall.
Late apps.
2, 2, 2B.
I'm sorry, dad.
You got this, pimple?
That's going to be in here.
You got this pimple?
Oh, that's going to be in here.
Well, I am constantly in the worst positions ever.
I guess this fucking team.
Every single time, man, if it's not fucking A, it's B.
It's like, and then I decide to stay A and they commit to B.
What the fuck is going on here, dude?
Shit. Yo, have you contact in B site?
I'm holding W.
Sorry, I see you better on your suit.
Two of our players are aged.
Good night.
Ow!
Ow! Fuck you! I hate this game right now.
Everything about this shit is insane.
Nothing is working in this video game.
get me out of here, next time i burge you, i don't want the red rank, i don't fucking
want it
it was risky because we needed a five man rush but two people were afk
okay
that's pushing
oh my fucking god one con dude i'm done man i'm done i didn't check my left side i just
all sent to
We want to do let's just keep calling me
I'm failing bro I need to say for a fucking op man
I'm tired, I'm slow.
I can pull this one.
Oh, I got one to him.
Go away.
There was one in jungle at least
Another ramp ramp ramp
Oh my god
These angles dude
these fucking angles they lost contact this is so fucking bad however I'm not
gonna kill in like 10 rounds I've never gotten so shittily positioned I'm gonna
drop please I've honestly never done so shittily positioned
Let's go
Wait and stuff
of the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
death
of
the
91 and 5.
Alright, here it is, fellas.
Alright, let me quit.
I think he could take my molly.
Let me quit for this.
Two lobs on T side, eh?
Move away, move away!
One more ramp. Fuck you.
Who just come here under you? Flying cancer foil.
Hey, hey! He has an AWP.
Dude, you guys are fucking all the way bottom, like, bro.
The last one!
Might as well go in!
I'm all right.
This one is all right.
I'm B.
Mark, you're the last guy.
I'm coming!
I'm just gonna hop to get him and get it.
What are they having?
Bloody, that's my fucking off man!
Meowdy and one fuck that guy. Let's have two.
Two ops are good man, alright.
God fucking dammit.
I'm gonna just jump out mid.
Wait until the same damage screen.
It's not too deep where we went
I got bomb bomb bomb bomb maraam
We'll take off
I'm just going to go back to the other side of the building.
I really chased this guy down and I don't think so.
Alright, now there's gonna be a comeback and it's gonna be 11-11.
Now it's gonna be 11-11.
I'm gonna molly me a calm because we have not been doing that
Let's move.
Hurry up.
They're all in fire.
We're in fire.
One jump out of the fire.
There's been a window.
We're in fire.
They're all in fire.
I
Killed triple you
Was default
ahhhh
I'm trolling, I'm fucking telling you to boost me window and like the smoke's up just get in the window and take jungle
Fucking morons
Shit, he's gotta find man, this guy's owning right now, he's right
Agreed, brother, agreed, I'm sorry man
I'm sorry, brother, you sick one?
I'll talk to you, mate. You have fucking 6k. Why do you have to have a cast?
Oh, yeah, man!
What the fuck, bro?
Yeah, push it fast.
Right here, I think.
You might be in that corner.
Did I not say that?
Did I not tell him?
Hey, bitch.
Dude all my fucking God this guy who sucked the balls is now shitting on me
I
Double-digit double-digit round here double digits double digits
Wait
Jungle
I'm in window 4.
It could be, uh, oh he's put in random.
It's here, under house.
I'm wall.
Under house.
Dude!
This is not it, brother.
I'm with my guy for not picking up the ops and not giving us two ops.
Looks like we already have one!
Get on the two of us!
Nah dude, if he gave me that off, this would not be the situation.
Fuck.
Just go cat to bee, cat to bee.
I don't want to be cat to bee.
Oh my god.
I don't want to be out first, please.
No, bro.
Cat to bee.
Run up cat, run up cat.
Cat, cat.
No.
One more cat.
Get right here.
You guys are so dog shit it's incredible this is a free win
Right, he's right, he's got a point boys, he's got a point, feels bad, you win some
you lose some, feels bad, dog shit!
You know what man, you know what bro, if you see some dog shit on the floor, pick it the
fuck up man.
Pick it the fuck up then, alright.
And so the staring at it and calling it dog shit.
Pick it up!
Alright chat, GGs, I will see you guys on Tuesday, Father Channel and all that.
I will see you guys, thank you guys for watching like always, I just got to vanish
here.
Good bye. That was horrible. Till next time. I'll see you guys Tuesday.
No stream Wednesday live Thursday. Goodbye chatting during night till next time.