you
You
Oh my god, people.
to restart a little bit there. Chair, are you guys doing how is life? What up?
Are you guys doing chat? Hello, hello. Yes, yes. Are you guys doing war dogs? What
Is this road to Vostok, by the way?
Are you guys doing chat?
What do we have here?
What do we have here? Hold on. Chill. Chill. What's going on here? War Dogs, the next FPS.
What do we have? Doot, doot, doot. Discourage, Ty, what is this? March 28th, 2026, brother.
5090 versus 5090 and lightning Z bro what am I even watching here man is this what is
the lightning Z is this like a aftermarket GPU or what's going on there but a new GPU
announced and I didn't I need some context it's the opposite it costs seven
thousand dollars okay papers please creator Lucas Pope says he no longer
reveals what he's working on in case it's stolen or slurped up by AI.
What the fuck?
This is Starfield featuring Keith David.
Gothic one remake pre-order.
Dude, this was such a bad demo.
I'm surprised.
This is like, wow.
I don't even know, bro.
Even though, Sea of Stars Mobile Release Trailer?
Wasn't Sea of Stars, we get popular?
Well, you know, like, decently.
Avalanche's canceled,
the Ion Guard would have been Crimson Desert,
but the publisher broke up with us on a text message.
Sure.
Have a lunch.
Sure, Brutus.
Samson, tomorrow? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. I'm not sure, man. I am not sure.
I may or may not stream tomorrow. I'm not sure. I mean, they're taking Wednesday off
or Thursday off. I'm not sure. I'm a little all over the place this week.
Things have changed a little bit.
The industry too.
All right.
Sherman.
The spotter digger die.
I'll check that out later.
Are there any reviews for that game?
CS2 walking animations updated.
yesterday was horrible yesterday was horrible oh this is wow I don't really
want to watch a 12 minute video on CS I like the game but like TLDR I need you
to beta test it for me tomorrow Samson I know I know I hope it's good I am
I'm praying, Jean, that it is good.
Ah, what is it, what do we have here?
All right, war dogs, you guys are up.
Marathon is done.
We've moved on, the crowd has moved on.
What is the next FPS?
What is the next FBAs?
Where are we going? Where are we going?
What was it like to get your nods to all the issues?
If you're designing games for everybody, you're kind of designing a game for nobody.
Being an actual player and then having to go to publishers and convince effectively bankers
My players want this game over a battle royale is just soul destroyer.
Lying solely on day at the design games just doesn't work.
We don't want to make something that everyone else is making.
We want to make something familiar but new.
This is why War Dogs isn't built for everyone.
The kill feed looks like Battlefield 1.
If you tell it that War Dogs is going to be a battlefield killer.
War Dogs is not a battlefield killer.
It's got its own identity.
It's fundamentally more tactical in terms of decision-making and pacing,
as higher highs due to the risk of reward nature of the cash system.
I got it, I got it.
Did I get it? Yes!
That naturally also comes with lower loads,
a friction that you don't see in smooth edge for clay releases.
And it's friction that helps shape the game's identity.
For a lot of my design choices, we use this scale to help guide us into the game.
It's weird because I thought this game was serious and then all the clips are like the
funny things that happen in the game.
I thought it was going to be more like serious.
Or two arcades.
So if I'm trying to explain the game to your friends, this scale should help you.
I was like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Which is fine. I thought it was going to be like, here we go.
Every decision you make matters.
And because of that, the game fundamentally has levels of friction.
Your loadout has a cost, which means every life has a value,
so the more equipment you take in, the more death can hurt.
War Dogs has no squad spawn system, so you can't just respawn on your friends,
you have to make your way back to them.
War Dogs has realistic double play.
Bullet drop, penetration, ricocheting bullets, we have a lot.
It just means that you have to think before you pull the trigger.
This is all friction a publisher will tell you to put people off the game.
forgetting that it's the challenges that give games identity in the first place.
Warhol's core session loop is addictive and replayable,
but the metagame is a work in progress.
Let's show you what we'll be building while we're in Early Access
and why you'll be able to continue to play Warhol for years to come.
Throughout the season in Early Access,
you'll be able to optionally exchange your bank's cash you've earned for in-game gold bars.
Okay, this is the... this right here is maybe like, okay, what is the concept of the game?
Is it's not an extractor? I think it looks okay. Like everything looks all right,
but this is what they seem to be like. This is what makes the game different.
Be able to optionally exchange your bank's cash you've earned for in-game gold bars.
The gold bars of the end game currency that you use to purchase end game cosmetics have
become permanently unlocked in your account.
Now here's where things get spicier.
The exchange rate of cash to gold bars will fluctuate daily, which means every time that
you log in, you alongside the rest of the community will have a choice.
Do you invest now?
Put it by in the dip.
At the end of the season your cash and XP progression will reset with your cash
auto converted into gold bars.
This will allow newer players to be in a more level playing field with veterans and
us as developers to overhaul their progression through our early access.
Your gold bars and cosmetics from a season will stay permanently on your account across
seasons.
On top of the core loop will have the following features planned which will permanently reward
your time spent in the game.
Player skills will give you a meaningful way to build permanent account value
across seasons.
By simply playing the way that you want to, you'll earn skill points every time
that you rank up. Whether you're a medic looking to revive faster and infantry player refining,
weapon handling or a pilot optimizing fuel efficiency, you can invest your skill points
into the roles that match your playstyle. This incremental but permanent progression
ensures that veterans can feel their efforts paying off. I saw I get it, like what is the,
what is the loop? The challenge system will provide extra short-term goals as a way to
reward exploring different place values and different resources for your response. It's
It's not a one tap death.
Is it like squad?
Is it like King of the Hill for Marma?
Ah.
Having your side hustle businesses making you items for the next time you and your mates
get back online to play is a true end game.
Buying out a weapon or a vehicle manufacturer will enable you to produce custom loadouts
and items that you like to use the most, cheaper than the in-match vendor.
And remember, this is a 100% player driven sandbox.
If you're a really business savvy, you should consider unlocking high level items
and then selling them to other players in the match for your supply crates with
your own market to make a profit or just compete and sell them cheaper than the guy next to you.
The black market meta features will be entirely optional if you just want to run a gun and
earn cash back. But for the players who want to min-max their cash spending and time spent
in and out of the game, there's a real potential to profit more overseas and compared to someone
only buying weapons and vehicles from the in-game vendors.
Nade stonks. There's gonna be a guy that he's just gonna buy all the grenades
He runs the Nade market
You know what the flea market it's not already on day one. I don't think it's like
Every kill on a other player is a thousand. What if someone just like you could see yourself getting it to
There are many more features we want to add to the game alongside the usual content drops balance
I don't know quality of life updates throughout early access, but it will take time as we develop all this
Exchanging I just want to shoot guns. We have over 350,000 wish list
Yeah, but then just play death match
They need an idea that is more than just point-and-shoot and kill.
What?
for playing and really get what we're trying to do.
With the recent discourse around player numbers
with various high profile triple A flops,
we want to make sure we're realistic about our own expectations
for the Wodogs community straight out of the game,
as we don't need the same profits, massive triple A releases
due to keep the lights on.
If Wodogs settle somewhere with the 3000 daily control
years, EFT is honestly one of the best parts.
You extract a good item.
It's not like optimal, but it is a cool style.
Like the flea market is cool.
It's like, oh shit, you're gonna go sell
a bunch of your items and you make way more money.
It's all player driven.
So like if you completely make an FPS,
but it's fully tied into everything you do,
gives you cash, gold bars,
and then you tie it into like the flea market
is way more directly involved in the game.
I don't know I could see that being kind of fun look at games like squad and hell
I'm trying to be optimistic here, bro. It's not a hashtag yet
Game for what guys thousands of players every day years after their lease
That level of community is it always it's not always worth shitting on the next potential FPS. They're trying
They're literally trying it's not another battery out
It's not another call of duty.
These studios.
Like, like imagine making this project.
You think, okay, we have something that hopefully resonates
with the mass community of gamers.
Greg, don't get me wrong, bro.
Like the UI looks all right.
The gunplay, I don't know.
The concept is kind of cool, but it definitely it doesn't look
like oh my god there's nothing like holy shit about this graphically visually it will have to have
like oh yo fragging is fun because like i just killed a bunch of people and then like you extract
40 grand or something and then i don't fucking know you like trade gear with people on the marketplace
I don't know man. Maybe this will be fun. But I would say that could be cool but the
actual assets of the game look alright. I swear their previous trailer made the game
look way better. Didn't they have a previous trailer? This one actually didn't look as
good.
Yeah, at least they showed gameplay they did let me see I think it was this one
Like was it their destruction with a good or like not wakey good, but it looked like
It ain't battlefield, but it's a cool
depiction of destruction
Is this is this published by team 17
I
Yeah, looks like it could be decent
Didn't we watch this already?
Yes.
It has to make it clear this is not a battle right now.
I mean I don't know man.
I don't know man. It's not Battlefield. It's not Call of Duty and it ain't the Delta Force.
It's a new studio. Like that was a good shot of the little bird. It kind of looks a little
Battlefield 3-ish. Not using Frostbite. Let me download Road to Vostok or Vostik or whatever.
I have no expectations for this game.
This game is going to be way more palatable to people.
They don't have like a, it's not a hero shooter.
It's just like your straight up shooter.
Just a straight up shooter.
Blind colors focused on the shooty shooty.
No colors, very done.
One second, guys.
you
All right, what do we have here?
I just pray Mbark has a battlefield like game, dude, honestly, that would be the most
full circle thing. I hope they do that. I hope. It would be very good. Oh, yeah. So I said I missed
the finals. You know what? What was the final season, the new one? I would maybe play a little bit
of the finals that I'm speaking of, maybe. Assuming season 10 came out.
I was AFK.
It's season 10 now? Oh.
This game, honestly, is actually not bad.
You go back and play this game. It's actually like not bad
What the hell happens in this game, what am I watching?
What?
Wait
Wait, is this like an actual medieval mode
I would actually try this. I would try this just because this game is so cooked.
So I really don't care what you think, bro. Like if you play it, you know the quality of the game.
Just to kind of see an action.
That was actually our high-lives talent about that shit.
Yes, and not the bad cooked, the good cooked.
Yeah, not the bad cooked, the good cooked.
I would 78 motherfucking giga shits
Road to Vostok, I will try this game out first though. No expectations one dead game
Been on the come up for a long-ass time. Let's see. I would play more dark wood as well
Let's see how this other stuff goes first
I'm actually, oh, this is five gigs.
Ultimate drummer release date.
Oh yeah.
You watched that already?
I actually played it in AFK,
and so it's not that I forgot, I just missed it.
I just missed it.
Oh yeah, what is the best shot of the,
they already have the images
from the dark side of the moon.
God damn, brother.
Skyrim RP out.
Oh my God.
They live streamed it yesterday, yesterday.
All right. Hold up. Check out the clip shot. Let me see. You can see Optimus Prime in the
pics trending and popular. Probably newest uploads. High quality shots. Is this even
better. I'm downloading right now so it might take a little bit to load up. Come on, man.
Yeah, ruined. That's a sixth shot. That's like wallpaper right there. That's a crazy
shot right there. Damn. That's a crazy shot, dude. Oh my god. Oh my god. Dude, surrounded
by darkness, just pure darkness. It's crazy, dude. It's like all the light, the spotlight
of everything is just, we're the only thing.
That's it. It's like the only, it's like almost like a flashlight and then it might flicker and lose battery and then it's just pure darkness.
It's like in a scary game.
You know, the battery is going down, starts flickering and then light goes out.
That's a crazy shot.
Oh, that's a sick shot too.
Damn.
The earth is a crescent now.
Yeah, those are both really good. Those are both law papers, dude.
first dude. That's even better. It keeps getting better. Where is the flag of bro they haven't
landed. And I'm not gonna lie bro like a good ass sci-fi game. I don't know why this makes
This makes me like a good, good sci-fi game, like I'm thinking Last of Us, but in space,
but like Aliens.
Alright, not even Aliens, I don't even know.
But I'm thinking more like none of the BS.
This right here is such a good image, I feel like this could be like the main
many of the really good sci-fi space game.
But it's real mass effect.
Like a really good space game where it's like
humanity is facing some type of extinction or something.
That's what I mean by last of us last of us ish more story-based
Intergalactic
That crater dude that one right there
That absorbed a lot of asteroids, huh?
Is every single one, every single one is an asteroid.
It's cheese. It does. It does.
If you zoom out, it could be, dude. It could be.
The people who think it's fake have so much ammo.
But like dumbass ammo, because they're like, no, it's like a filter on like a Parmesan cheese.
John Cheese under a microscope.
And you're like, oh my God, you know what?
True, what's your wrong?
You're effing a bit?
Oh yeah, I have on cab download.
I still think the coolest thing is gonna be
when they actually land and they can collect the water
And those deep at the deep
Holes that the Sun hasn't touched
The vial of that shit man, I don't even know
Didn't they do that before
I don't think so I mean the first time they probably get a bit of a sample of the moon, but not that
What are you talking about bro the dark side of the moon, bro? There's craters that are so deep on the on the moon
That the sun hasn't evaporated it so when they do land there, which I think they are
There's gonna be ice if they actually go into one of those craters
Shama fucking tripping right now. Am I tripping?
They are not landing on the moon. Yeah, we're I'm talking about like Artemis for now, dude
Eventually, eventually, when they get to that point,
they're kilometers wide and kilometers deep.
Sun has never touched the bottom of some of
those craters in millions of millions of years.
Whatever is in those deep craters,
the sun has never touched,
so the sun has never been able to evaporate it.
So that's what I'm saying, dude
What's in there
That's a six-shot tip, bro, that looks so fake
I
Looks fake man. It's just the it's the camera bros the camera
It's because fake is so real that's why
Fake has gotten so real that even real looks fake
crazy man yeah what camera are they using the Nikon D5 I was wondering I
saw one of them messing with the camera and I was like yeah that's the one you
want to get probably the one you want to get I don't think they're gonna go up
with like an Amazon shittily reviewed one and been like
We got the astronauts here.
Yeah man, these shots are crazy though.
Yeah, these are all beautiful dude.
Come on dude.
YouTube puts AI filter over normal videos without asking.
Is that true?
What are they filtering?
more high quality shots. Yeah, man. These are these are crazy. Has anyone has anyone
felt anything different here after seeing this? Anyone? How are you guys feeling seeing
this has anything changed my whole life changed
a YouTube short on why they use Nikon cameras you fucking Rick rolling bitch
ass motherfucker I pulled it up I know that was a Rick roll dude okay I will
Actually now pull it up out of my own accord to dispel the magic that you just sent out
To reverse it because I actually like the song
Bro 4k 60 FPS AI oh my god, what are they doing bro? What are they doing dude?
Everything! Everything!
There it is. There it is. Reversed.
Reversed.
Industrial 2 official release date.
What is this game?
I'm the only one who survived
There's a sender at the FKE Nordwald outpost we use it to get back and forth
How long's the trip?
Maybe one or two days depending on the Atlas activity
The first game look like this
So you built an AI for sorting dimensions
Atlas was a sorting algorithm.
I guess it didn't stay that way.
Which looks like it might be.
Alright.
This looks kinda cool.
Was the first one actually? I don't remember the first one whatsoever. That was a decent trailer though.
Industrial? I must have played it but I definitely didn't beat it.
Let me see. I have it. I played it for 0.6 hours.
Hello?
Nora, it's happening.
Ultra?
Cameron Shabalski publicly said that the wall is open in a press conference. Just one hour ago.
Wait, what?
They closed down the office. Stasi is already here. They're taking everything apart.
This Stasi is already here. They're taking everything apart.
Shani, I wanna play this one.
It doesn't look bad. I'm surprised I played it for 0.6.
I come from a different place.
Maybe it was alright.
...for someone who arrived here just before me.
Hmm.
Yeah, the second one looks a lot more cooked.
I don't know. I don't know how we feel about that. Atomic heart.
bro gothic one remake this game's demo was so not it this games they patched the
shit out of it
what is this the same game
It looks, it looks better.
Am I thinking of the other Gothic?
Gothic Remake? What was that demo that was so bad?
Wasn't that?
Is that the same game?
Is this the same game that had the demo?
It wasn't bad, they reworked it. The bad demo was the remake.
What?
I don't know, that looked way, way different compared to what I played it.
Huh.
Well, let's see.
Very, very, very, very, very, very different demo was just a test to see if people were interested. They remade everything.
You watching the boys tomorrow. Oh, is the final season starting tomorrow?
Um, you know what, I think the last season was potato-ish, if I recall, but because I'm already, like, I've seen all the seasons, I might watch it, but I'm not that into it as I was the first two seasons.
So, like, I think this is the end, so it's kind of, like, might as well, because I already watched everything else.
You know
Kind of like this dream some of you guys you guys are just fucking seen it all now you might as well watch the last season
Oh, he's still streaming
So yeah
Same logic
Shame thing
Doing the same thing
World of real Nick Offerman has joined the cast. What?
Nick Offerman joined the cast of Elden Ring.
Who the hell is he gonna play?
Every time I think of Nick Offerman, the only role I know him in is
Parks and Recreation.
I haven't seen a lot of his stuff, but that's what I think of.
So he has like a comedic, I think a comedy when I think of him.
Or Ron Swanson, yeah.
A new game about descending into the abyss.
Yeah, I think we're gonna play a road to Vostik guys and then maybe hit up the finals or something and then
The attempt of
Red tape and CS
Oh, yeah dark wood dude dark wood. Oh my god, I should continue dark wood. I should I should
What about Gothic Gothic's out in June
All right, this game just came out. No expectations. It's a one-dead game. I don't know. Let's see.
Tutorial.
Alright, let's see what we have here, let's see.
Hey, Bob!
How can she hit top?
I might do the tutorial, you don't need tutorial?
Yeah!
How can she hit top?
I might do the tutorial. You don't need tutorial?
One death games are impressive because it means that one guy compiled everything where and if and sometimes they pop off
Where other games require a team
One guy doing everything audio visual coding the whole fucking loop of the game literally everything
Oh my god recommended for new players random start kit shelter spawn
Starts at eight all character vitals a hundred permadeath and postdoc
I'm gonna just do that boys
I might just do the new player shit.
Summer winter dynamic.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna do the summer dude, we're gonna do the summer dude.
There's always perma death in Vostok.
No start kit, random spawn, random start time and weather, random start vitals.
Yeah.
the road.
the real truth is impossible to understand unless you were here in area 05 south east
finland where it all began. Finland? I'll tell you what actually happened. You first have to
understand Finland as a country and how this even started. For over 70 years we maintained our
neutrality. Yeah, Timak, what up man? We created a 1340 kilometer neutral shield between the west
and the east. This shield is a border, a border zone that runs from the Arctic in the north
to the Gulf of Finland in the south. The word shield is important. A shield is a defensive tool.
It should never be used as a weapon. After maintaining the shield for all these years,
we were forced to join a military alliance. We were forced into a position where our role
was eventually determined by those who seek power, not peace.
The first years were easy.
While we never lowered our guard, it seemed that nothing had really changed.
However, once enough time passes, we accept the illusion of safety.
We wrap ourselves in the mindset that we are in control of our own future.
But we were just a tool for a bigger plan.
This plan revealed itself relatively quickly, when a global military initiative was started.
This former shield slowly lost its meaning, and was transformed into a sword.
Yeah, there's a quiz after this.
Building a massive sword near this border zone is an action that has consequences.
We knew this the moment the initiative started, but were there any other options?
I don't think so.
this initiative brought billions of dollars and thousands of jobs to your country seeking
economic growth. On top of the economic impacts, if all your northern allies have accepted
the same plan and the same benefits, you don't want to be the black sheep. The only
one who says no. However, the other northern countries are relatively far and safe behind
this former shield. Finland is not. So what's really happening here? As the mic had guessed,
it was one of those beautiful mix of their lights. They had a large explosion.
Uh-oh.
So we're trying to get to Vostok.
to bustac. Health energy hydration mental body temperature oh my god no legs 600
FPS no legs
And B5 SCAR!
Kukaro, Splint, Crackers.
Alright, I'm going to judge him based off of this eating animation.
Okay.
Okay, day one, generalist returns to village, activated.
Trader events.
Oh shit, okay.
Okay.
Alright, what do we have in here?
Middle mouse to open.
The middle mouse that opens actually not a bad key bind.
Okay, the shack we live in.
Sleep, random sleep, 6 to 12 hours.
All right.
Transfer split place.
What is this? 9 by 19.
Move mag.
I'll have to actually load it.
Looks like there's gonna be some motherfuckers. We're gonna have to shoot out there
All right
Bush doc
Is this literally just Tarkov
Buddy it's a guy with a gun walking in a fucking forest all right I
I
Don't have a map events crafting energy drink I
Can make a bunch of different things bandages repairs task notes world map to set
Village
A generalist is a jack-of-all-trades trader who runs a small shop inside the village garage building in area 5 specializes in common goods
Okay, I wonder if there was like a map inside that I missed
You want me to just aimlessly
So
I am bros fucking finish
All right this way we're going this way
Let me see
Road everybody's gone dude it's only me
Oh
Salute random houses here
I mean visually the game is clean
So I've done the tutorial because I don't really know what I'm supposed to do
My first thing is just I'm gonna go and just open everything and find loot and
Then maybe head to some houses
Because yeah, am I just trying to survive?
All right, here we have...
Yeah there's really nothing in here at all.
Not a single snackie, whoever lived here just like extracted every snackie.
even like a crumb, a fucking saltine?
Yeah, maybe I followed the road to Vostok. True! You're right. You're right. Okay, I'm
in Finland it kind of looks like Daisy okay let me follow the road oh shit
a bow stock even though this kind of is the fucking road how about the railway to
postdoc. Can I swim? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh my god, it's winter. Oh, it's summer, it's
summer as hot as shit all good
I just heard somebody in here.
We have...
Do I shoot on sight? What do you guys think?
Hello?
Oh, he's friendly. Okay.
He's mumbling to himself.
Oh, this is the generalist.
I actually found him.
Yeah, I scoured the cocaine this time.
I
Request value tax offer value, okay
What do I have here? I got 250 on me. How much is tuna?
60 that's expensive and he has carpets
The same
Oh, and he has tasks as well
Deliver it. Oh my god. He wants toilet paper and he's gonna give me a TV
Okay
Add to notes
Maybe I do like two right now. Oh, I know you can only do one at a time. Add to notes.
I asked it not to be a sense of lost.
Oh, do you have a map or something, guy? No.
Deliver toilet paper, receive television.
Alright, we're gonna go find a bathroom.
That's not real finish.
Do you have a map on them?
Do you have a map?
I did.
Probably makes sense. You probably did.
No, what are you talking about? Where? It is.
No, I don't see any maps here.
The painting, I don't think so, bruh.
You know, look at the car.
Hydration, energy.
There it is, one minute.
I'm going to just like go into houses and see if I can find some toilet paper.
paper. World map is the quest log page. Sure man. So you basically, so you do little tasks
for uh different vendors this guy probably has some blue no even the bandit has nothing
it's gotta be toilet paper in this house
where's your bathroom dude
where's your bathroom dude they don't even have a bathroom here
Yeah, maybe they have like an outhouse oh
Come on man
There is a shootout here, oh there's actually food. Oh, okay actually found something
This game looks like it doesn't look bad on the encoder.
The grass in this game is like very clean.
It's not like pixely hell.
That's like a good look to it.
Okay.
Okay, someone looted every single bandit.
You gotta loot fast, and it's easy to miss stuff. A cassette?
Can I have a cassette player? I need to find a cassette player.
This is a single player, kinda stalker-like.
There's vendors, they sell stuff, you sell them things, what the hell?
They have tasks, you go scavenge, they have reputation, it goes up and down, I think that's
kind of the gist of the game.
Random books.
has its own slot. What? Alarm clock? By hell?
Oh!
Alright. Now we're actually finding things.
Oh my god!
Oh my god dude!
Yell my ear!
Dude, that was sooo unexpected.
Wow.
That was the stealth suka too.
Super stealth suka.
I don't know if you can do like an animation to check, wait, 3 plus 1, I actually can control.
Like for a 1-deb game that did all this, it's pretty impressive.
That's cool too.
Let him miss.
Oh
Occupied. Yeah, he's in it
Yeah, he actually might kill me here
The action might get me here.
Okay.
I should have stuck with the MP5.
Dude.
I actually lose everything even the starter gun.
My death I said this game was brutal
All right, I got the just now
I see how this is actually way more
This is how it was going to start on the second difficulty without every stat being a hundred.
There's a gun literally right here.
Oh, you can just find stuff on the ground and died in the sauna.
Okay.
Coffee filter.
I guess everything you can sell.
Worst house.
War Dog seems pretty interesting. Yeah, I mean, it'll be cool if they pull it off.
gotta be optimistic about these new FPS's.
I just think we need less hero shooters.
Well, I think it's deeper than the hero shooter.
I think it's just...
I think everybody's just bored of every FPS loop.
So might as well just go back to what's popular.
Oh, that's a lot of food.
If it's not exceptional, it's potato.
You know, I could just find toilet paper.
Oh, wait, whoops
What is this ammo 9 by 18? What does this use?
No idea it's not telling me anything
Not by 19
I got true caliber
Wait, isn't this where I die?
The same guys about to kill me again.
I'm way less equipped.
Well, there I say this is a cool game, but with a multiplayer element with the way the gunplay is, it would actually be cool.
Like it's actually kind of nice, I thought the server was full.
Like the gunplay was cool.
I did die, but that, it felt cool to play.
I kind of looted all this.
And then the key.
Whoa!
Why do you hate single player games? I don't hate single player games. Some of these games
are just better with multiplayer. Oh it's this guy again. I'm lost.
Yeah, I guess might as well saw some stuff
I don't have a lot of stuff to sell, but let me see.
How much is this?
For value, it's not a lot.
How much?
110.
The gun I lost was 55.90.
Wait, he has a map now.
For 500, he has a map.
3700.
Ooh, the potatoes.
I'll be back. How do I sell this to him? Reset except offer value.
I have to like even it out? Oh, it's only trading.
Oh, yeah, so it's just equal value.
Oh, boggard, boggard, boggard.
It's equal value.
Only barter.
I just gotta go find more loot.
Oh, found some.
Oh, and the toilet paper.
It was literally right next to him.
Maybe I can wear this to Windbreaker, Hoodie, let's go with the fleece.
Yeah, what do I need a TV for by the way?
He's gonna give me a TV?
Alright let me see. At least I can get the map.
Or maybe in here too. Nothing. Did I check this one?
Alright let's see.
I want this? Okay no. Hopefully he has the same task.
Deliver TP.
No, I would back it up.
Siggs and Matt, he wants ammo.
Nice. Oh, he gave me a decent amount of money.
I wanted to buy an idea. Bye.
So even though he gave me some money, I can't buy it off of him, it's all barter.
Weird.
I don't think I have enough for this.
Everything is barter
Literally everything is barter take all of it dude
Every the map
Give me the damn map
M is not the map button
Brother
Do you even give me a TV bro?
Did you give me a TV?
You received shelter furniture from this task?
Your furniture is located in furniture catalog decor mode.
There it is.
Village school highway.
I don't know where I am at.
I think this is the road to Vostok.
I'm pretty sure.
Pretty sure.
With the hydration energy, it isn't annoying yet, no I haven't had to eat, but I will now.
Whoa!
What the heck?
Oh my God!
Bro, I'm enjoying a caprice sun, I thought that was the noise it made when I put the
straw in the juice.
Ew.
Oh my God!
I have no gun, I have nothing.
I got a scavenge.
I s- yeah, I'm gonna avoid this area.
Okay, okay.
This guy's following me. There's now a death symbol. I have no ammo.
There it is, got it!
I see how it's easier to find a gun.
Or how easy mode you spawn with a gun.
I have no meds. I'm dead. No! There's nothing! I have no ammo for this. I am totally bleeding
or something. Can I use a tissue? Okay. Yeah, do that but like where you're bleeding. Those
boots are not going to save you. I'm actually dead.
Oh
Come on man
Check from bed, there is a gun.
Big question, can you see your feet in this game?
You can already check.
I already checked.
Why did I do that?
I have a better idea. I'm going to restart and get my gun back.
Instead of just, like, running.
There you go.
And then see what this is about
It's actually a
It's a strat. You skip the first day and all the loot responds.
There we go. Now we're good. Now we're good.
Where was that MP5?
Did I not just start on the easiest mode?
Where was the MP5?
Oh, so you start with a random set.
Oh, never mind.
Yes, you start with a random kit.
Okay, I guess I got lucky with that MP5 the first time.
So it seems like the best thing to do is to just fill up your bags and then go to vendors
and then if you have the required item for the vendor just start the delivery and complete it
while trying to survive seems like the gist of the game
always test the gun oh shit
stash guns and cabins
A.I. seems pretty damn good.
Okay.
Hmm
Where is this dude
Is that him down there okay guy yes, it is
is. Gloves. Peace suit. We got dinner and we got new gloves. Left glove.
Got a PBS, it's like an AK silencer.
I want to push and kill this guy but it'll be really easy to get shot and die.
Let me see here.
Missed gun in first house.
Eeeeyy!
Oh my.
I don't think this was the dude.
I swear he went in here.
No?
Alright, alright.
Maybe it was him.
Whoa.
Yeah, no ammo for that.
This is fit?
Probably not.
Oh, it does.
Oh, you can take the...
Oh!
Oh, it's oh you open the corpse and then that's how you do it equip transfer
What's the difference here weight value plus 20 plus 13 random bucket
You have to actually like equip them in specific spots.
The guy sells televisions but you can't pick up the, uh, you can't pick up the damn TV.
He gave me a TV.
There's another guy here.
Oh, the old gun.
With no ammo.
9x19. He has a quest where he wants those matches. 9x18. A lot of pistol ammo though.
Some people are interested in single player Tarkov like.
As soon as you think there's nothing in the house, one of these actually has loot in it.
Those hot plates are actually 250 a pop.
Does every finished house have a sauna connected to it?
What the heck is this?
Where really?
Gun on the floor. Oh wait, where?
Where?
Where chat?
Boys, I don't see it at all.
What are we talking about here?
Way down right here
Right there
You're wrong guys you didn't see anything
Like I was trying to bring home a hot plate
I wonder if the toilet paper is in the same spot right here.
You can rotate.
Lumber?
Oh my god, it's not.
It's gone.
No.
That was like the easiest toilet paper find.
I had like the best load.
And now I need to go and travel to find toilet paper for the first quest.
Come on, dude.
Come on, buddy, how about you take this, this, this, this, this, this, okay, and this,
And this.
Give me.
This is better.
At least I got all the time.
Good trade.
Where's your ammo at?
Do I take more mags?
I could take another mag.
1200?
This guy has crap.
He has nothing good.
Yes.
Sure.
Wait, KAMM?
What the heck? Did he just spawn in this shotgun?
What?
I swear he's just like reset or something.
I don't know what to do with this.
It looks like this.
I don't know what to do with this.
Okay. Nice.
I need to get a new one.
Oh wait, we have... I have two of these pistols.
I don't know if it's worth giving this to him, but let me see. 259? He has trash.
He has trash.
Oh my god.
Oh, you look sick.
A heck? Oh, these mags aren't it.
These are different.
Need mag for MP5?
I don't think he had one.
Alright, from here I'm just going to continue forward.
I don't really know where to go from here.
I have the map, but it's not enough.
Like I think this is the village where we're at right now.
I think.
Oh wait it does say area 05 village.
Definitely missed some loot there.
Is this a Tarkov killer?
I don't think so.
Unless this is, uh, I'm not supposed to go here.
You do have to follow the road.
Anyway, to turn on foliage so BitRig can keep up.
Bro, EFT must look worse than this game.
I'm just streaming. Visually.
You have to follow this path. No way, man.
School.
Oh.
That's how this game works.
What the heck, was that a civilian just running?
What was that?
Where's this guy?
Come on, man.
Okay.
That's unfortunate.
Kermit, that's by the way.
Can he owned me, dude?
Yeah, we're gonna hit up the finals.
It's a cool game, dude.
It's a cool game.
I'm just bad at it.
It's a cool game, though.
The finals.
Hold on.
Let me see, let me see what this season's about.
Hold up.
You
Oh, yeah, the last time I played I went, uh, I bought a guerrilla skin.
Yeah, where's the event?
Where's the mail?
Where's the...
Oh, Power Shift?
I'll see
Two teams of eight.
There's no event, it's just paddle pass skins.
Wait, really?
Oh, never mind. You still use guns in this mode.
the
and a whole lot of gravity. Welcome to Point Break in Starlight Hollow, folks!
Whoa!
Attackers need to activate the
attack to make the brakes less effective,
and they must suggest that you need to use the delay run-out.
Oh, this is very loud.
It's just a new break-break map.
And here I'm thinking it was something else.
Very, very different.
I guess not.
The things I do.
Yeah, the trailer was a jabay and still guns in like a medieval map.
Tickets are starting to chip away
I had no ammo for some reason
Why you a monkey because I want to be
I can be a monkey.
What the hell even is this game mode?
Like capture, like, or is this just like point capture?
Oh, is this Rush?
How the hell have we not been able to arm that the whole time?
I'm the point man, he's in a cave.
This is so weird, I don't know what is going on.
Grand Vault C is armed, folks. The defenders will come in with you.
Where is the team? Why am I the only one at this point?
All right, no more revives come on
Stop that Grand Volt now!
Defenders, pull the plug, I'm out of assault on Grand Volt 8!
Chillin' buddy, chillin'
We still everybody
Really
I saw him man
I saw him I was trying to flank them all but I underestimated our shit in my weapon was
Oh wrong button. Oh shit. That was a horrible donation.
Yeah, he's mining the whole
I have no idea what just happened.
I think we just got on.
How are we doing, how are we doing?
I know I know what about prop hunt no this isn't the wrong mode apparently
I held it.
I
Try again here
Old me would plant, but I'm not planting.
I thought I heard somebody here.
Okay. Okay.
Hey, remind me please.
Oh, God.
Okay, let's go.
I need to get a better gun here. I thought this gun used to be good, but...
I
What is this shotgun action
You're getting
momentum
Here he comes boom boom boom not this time
Oh, there he comes.
Shaka and Charlie over here.
Okay, buddy.
dude's favorite gun in gaming is shotguns because it's the newbie's weapon
every shooter oh he's got the shotgun
I'll be there
oh he loves the shoddies
Oh, he's gonna get again.
Oh, something detected me.
Oh, I almost manned.
I
Right right right
I'm saying man
The gun is not that great against the heavies
Fucking twitch what what do you mean? I don't fucking know my random ass broadcast around this website
There's people sending AI bot messages
How am I supposed to check with twitch chat get rid of these AI bots and chat what do you
What are those guys talking about?
Been a few days, all right, let me just roll my chair over and tell the guy to fix it.
Team is looking a little worse for where watch that ticket
Yes indeed.
This is sonar grenade.
That melee does a lot of damage huh?
Yeah, melee action does a lot of damage.
It is worth getting back into CS2, it isn't a good state.
I mean, I don't know what...
I'm watching this reddit.
Where the hell is everybody?
Over there!
Dude, no range.
Of course, I'm going down to evade and he comes down here.
That took like four melee hits to kill her.
We're going back in there, remove the fire.
What the hell?
Dude, how are you seeing me?
The attackers took a grand vault up and the defenders are forced into an instant clash here.
No fucking head!
Dude, how are you cheating me through everything?
Naaah!
No respawn for tickets.
Damn.
No breaking through this time.
Lock it down and take the match in style.
From all of us here at the finals, thanks for watching.
Bum bub bub bub woooooooow
Even bots are not messaging me.
I mean, it's I, boys, it's I, it's I.
Where are we headed, boys?
What are we doing here?
What's the plan here?
Where are we going here?
What's the plan here?
Geo guesser, it's too early for CSMA, it's too early.
It's too early, dude.
Um.
Marathon baby morbid metal is not out today
Return to battlefield six do I have a battlefield installed right now
which one six or one the aisle the 5050 split every damn time
Arma paramedic police
One is so old and played out six for the updates
broken arrow skyrim rp
oh wait what am I talking about six yeah I'm not playing six what am I saying
here what am I what am I doing I'm almost thinking of five I will have
Admiral Ackbar, well, yes, Baltic Broken Arrow.
Shit, boys.
That's a negative.
Um, spark in the dark is out.
Which one is that?
in the dark.
This looks kind of like that one game, that's pretty good.
Xanima.
Did I play this?
I don't think I played the demo, did I?
Early access.
I'll try it.
League of Legends is out too, yes it is.
Spark in the fox.
Hold on boys hold on boys loading up real quick
Let's see, let's see, spark in the dark, spark in the dark, ooh.
Play Boastock? I did. It was alright.
I'm gonna leave that one to you.
Spark in the fart?
Alright, let's see here. Let's see here.
Relax, meet.
Valdiarde.
Warlyard, Hunterly, Peep.
It's a warrior.
Forgotten dungeon, cursed dungeon, nightmare dungeon.
Are these three different levels?
Oh, exploration and combat, each step be your last and the darkness conceals something far
more terrifying than one can imagine.
Nightmare dungeon sounds like the way.
It's going to be difficult though.
Each step could be your last and the darkness conceals something far more terrifying.
I feel like you got to play this on Nightmare.
After death the heroes reborn at the last bonfire but each return weakens them part
of the equipment breaks or is lost. The world of Dargoth does not forgive mistakes. Death
is the end of the path. Only rare artifacts can bring the hero back to life. I'll do the
path of the seeker. I don't know if this game is any good.
The place is shrouded in darkness and mystery. There are terrible legends that has been full
of bloody things for centuries. The endless dungeon and mighty civilization was here.
Or people say this place has become a haven of darkness and horrific creatures now
So alien to our world so ancient it remains
I guess I watch as the dangerous dungeon day and night
How cascaders offenders and other reprobates were sent here to repent for their sins
People said it's better to die on the scaffold and get sent into this rotten place. Oh
Oh shit man.
Eee, Oswald.
What the fuck is this shit?
What the fuck?
This is the...
Okay.
Okay, armor damage, defense minus 15.
Look into.
A jam ol arises imposingly in the middle of the hall of your side is covered by metal slabs with gold circles and unknown symbols
Be a below rusty axe
Loot now loot what's the difference or not now i'm what am i saying oh so it drops it on the ground
I should think the sword is better.
Memory of the depth.
Alright, let me see. How do I put my lantern on? F?
Oh, you have a limited time on your lantern.
into the darkness
it's green
I'll equip it
mine's better
rusty two-handed warhammer
what the fuck
I don't know if I should loot those right now.
There it goes there!
Oh, oh god, okay.
Aw, shit man.
Holy shit.
No wonder that rat ran.
Plus one will.
The character's ability to overcome difficulties affects health and stamina, regen, darkness,
resistance, affects the speed of removing various temporary afflictions.
rage.
Oh, God!
What the hell?
Ah!
Lamps can restore health.
Ah!
I can't fully tell the gist of the game, but right now it's kinda cool.
I do wonder how it all comes together.
It seems like you have to keep getting new gear.
Crossbow Bolt?
You can rest?
What happens if I rest?
plus ten percent. Constitution minus one. I wouldn't say it's Diabola home. It plays
nothing like it. You're not fucking AoE-ing a hundred mobs. This is more like weighted,
It's slower.
Is this just like a hardcore dungeon crawler?
Nothing.
Whoa.
Okay.
Oh! Oh my god! What?
That was the worst.
possible combo and there's the dessert
wow oh my god oh holy shit dude that was complete shit on okay did I lose my
Lantern took my Lantern not having a lantern is a little scary
Rusty shield, masters rusty blade, my masters rusty sheet, better armor, it respawned me
But I actually lost my damn what's this?
Coin oh multiple coins
It all
Yeah, I'm not having that it's horrible rusty play armor. This is better
They died under these cursed stones rest in peace
The rest in peace.
Memory of the death.
The darkness is consuming me.
Wait, I'm- okay, okay, you actually- okay, I need a light source.
What the hell is that?
Oh, shit.
I'm not gonna- I'm lost.
I'm lost in my- oh, statistics.
Slain monsters, open locks, secret places found, found artifacts.
Damn, dog shit.
Are you kidding?
What even hurt me?
New shield.
Even better shield.
Crossbow.
There was a different class that could use that.
Am I running in circles right now?
There's another guy here.
Game, why would you remove my damn lantern?
All right, I'm going through here.
I remember that axe on the left.
Yeah, the loot is very subtle on the ground.
Oh, that guy's not subtle, uh-oh.
Oh, shi- dude, what?
What?
What
Dude what even is this
I'm just gonna...
Oh, my lantern's back.
Alright, blocking is cosmetic.
This guy not dodge roll?
blocks okay oh wait you can you can I'm okay wait wait unlocked all right I got
the gist of the game. Here we go. I'm gonna re-roll into a thief. Re-roll, thief, right?
And we're gonna do Cursed Dungeon instead. To actually see the potential of the game.
And if it's worth it, you then up the difficulty.
the axe. Oh, you can change weapons with Q. Yeah, I'd rather just double dagger this.
Can I actually pick this up?
No.
That is a bit- oh I see, okay.
Alright, well, now I'm a thief with double daggers.
I'm a thief wearing warrior clothing. Oh, that did nothing. For damage, that was horrible.
What was that lantern from earlier?
How abandoned, that'd be nice.
Rusty dagger is better.
Yeah, I sure think you can sneak.
Bolts received. Yeah, this is all heavy armor.
Nice Stam!
Ow.
What the heck?
Okay.
Oh
What the heck
I believe. I believe. Okay. Come on, man.
All right, two-handed sword time. Two-handed sword, new blacksmith run.
First dungeon, let's move.
All right, take three points, nice.
the axe this is actually better straight up this is better
you're kidding dude
That noise, bro. I'll be angry at this thing, too.
I swear I said the light heals you.
Oh, this is actually looted.
Ow!
He just disarmed me!
Ow!
All right, oh it does kill you
Powerful recovery touch of Dargoth must be this year
Yes fades after
All anger
Lean, lean, lean.
Oh, that guy that was kicking my ass, I was now gone, but apparently okay.
It's like a cool game, but it is a bit potato around the edges.
It is early access.
But, yeah.
More bolts.
I'm still literally believing a poison to death.
Damn, this game is brutal.
I'm actually dead again.
Nothing does damage.
Okay.
Damn.
Yoooooooy.
Yoooooooooy.
Okay, someone tell me where the damn lantern is.
I do not see the lantern at all.
Is it literally right where I spawned?
I'm gonna just run past these mobs and just try to get as much gear as I can.
First spider's just gonna appear and kill me.
It's like you get stunned sometimes.
Is it is it
Ancient bug oh
This game has a storage inventory
Just came into the light
3 hits.
You guys, are you kidding me?
Finally they can enter the safe room.
I don't really need the old dagger, kinda random.
Oh, it's full. Storage is full.
Yeah, it's F for the lantern, but you have to actually equip a lantern.
You gotta find one.
whoa and the crowbar
Time road shoe
Regen me please
Did they still update X anima I feel like that game has been the same since it released I
Feel like that game is an abandoned where now or something
Let, uh, an old key partially covered in green patina.
Are you telling me I can maybe use this here?
Crowbar?
Double crowbar is needed.
needs a crowbar here. And there's a trap. A bolt. Grindstone. Look into. Find a lantern
uh... to explore this place more safely
agreed
you have a crowbar in the safe room do i
is that just in my chest
brother where do you see the crowbar
Wow, let's open this tell me my inventory is this tiny
That's five usages
Got a hammer 45 damage hammer
Come on, medium chance.
Come on.
There it is.
And, wow, that wasn't worth it.
Wait, there's a crowbar right here.
Hey, I don't use a shield though because I'm using two hand, but if I did that would be
nice.
It would be very nice.
Where's that other chest?
Is there a chest that's open?
That's all of it
Uh-oh guys got a green sword
No, bro, please.
Dude, this game is everything completely shits on you.
If you're not perfectly evasive, it's like you're dead.
Oh my buddy.
Oh my buddy!
I lowered the difficulty, boys.
I lowered it.
Maybe it's me.
I got a two-minute sword.
Oh
Bloody notes
Did the lantern situation is the worst thing right now in this game?
By far the worst thing is this lantern situation.
Let's just start with one.
I'm dead.
What are people saying about this game, am I just super bad?
Are we feeling?
This guy's played for .2 hours, these reviews are fucking stupid as fuck.
Let's see what it is.
Kill Spider and then it was like wow walk forward and it was like oh my god and then repeat.
Recommended.
I
Okay
All right, on absolute brain dead difficulty.
Agreed, agreed.
Thief brain dead difficulty.
This run is similar to the review.
Yeah, that was point two hours.
Never mind.
Boing!
Poison sucks.
It does a lot of damage.
It hurts.
Lantern on spawn.
Lies.
You know what it is?
I think you have to do the intro
And then you get the lantern if you skip the intro there's no lantern or am I wrong?
And it's right here it's right here I found it guys I found it
All right, this is the run
This do be the run
Feels good man
There it is, gaming.
Gaming?
Upgrade?
Let's keep going.
How about that stand management?
You're kidding, right?
You're kidding.
What the hell are these guys made out of?
Dude!
Okay, I don't even know dude.
What the hell is this?
You're kidding.
Okay.
I'm dead.
Guys, I don't know that!
I don't even know! This is the toughest game I've ever played!
Alright, new game. We're going Hunter.
We're going Hunter.
This is harder than Elden Ring.
I don't think it's the enemy AI.
It's more like having the worst stamina pool and then just the mobs hit you once and
you take like a thousand damage.
Three bolts.
This seems like a nerf.
I can see how this could be not good.
And then
I think thief might be or this guy might be a hybrid where you're not you're supposed to use your bolts
But you need to use your axe sometimes
Oh, you're super vulnerable
Oh God.
Come on, man.
Come on, man!
That missed?
Are you kidding me?
can break. That's unfortunate. Wow. Oh, God, dude! Use this. This is gonna be so bad.
One, two, there it is.
Tanki is spider in the game.
So in this game you just drop coins to show like where you've gone.
That's kind of cool, but yeah.
It's to mark your path.
Okay. Okay. Alright. This is what death feels like. Okay. Yep. Dude! You could have healed.
Isn't it only specific light you can heal in?
Best heroes.
I'm just bad, bro.
I'm just bad.
Chat, you guys are so good, bro.
Play the game, bro.
Play the game.
All right, final attempt, final attempt.
the steam discussions. All the gameplay clips I've watched, the reviewers usually seems to end up
screaming and running away. I'm not one for begging my head against the wallpone. See,
I'll wait to see if the steam reviews are nice.
Everybody wanting to play this is just mentioning XAnima.
And it's all just stupid shit anyways
Oh my god, X-Anima Nema? Oh my god, I've been waiting 14 years. 14 years, it finally happened!
I'm going to kill you.
Help me brother.
Help me.
Open that shit
There it is the one thing
Are you kidding me the chest I don't even know what was in there, okay?
You're still alive oh my god
I would have gotten healed!
Dude, what the- yo, what even is this?
Oh my god, man, this fucking game is not the difficulty.
It's not- look.
Fine, you can have this difficulty, but the game's not that good to have this difficulty.
Because it's inherently potato, you just left click and dodge and have to watch a shit ass
stamina bar as basic as fuck.
It's basic stupid shit with like one combat.
Even the dodge is pointy.
You're not buying skill issue.
Boom!
Come back, Sheet!
I think I just got like a crazy new lantern or something.
Oh my God, I didn't have enough stamina to dodge.
Ex-Anima is better!
Exandamma is way more cooked plus it has way more physics which makes it more unique.
Every item in this game is static. Exandamma you can just walk into shit and everything just breaks.
So this is like an upgrade I'd say. It's more kind of like that.
Yeah. If that's what we're comparing it to, it is better.
I agree. Thank you for killing him.
Oh my god.
Dude, it's like...
This fucking game is so ridiculous.
No heels?
Just stupid shit?
Alright, new strat, I'm just running and looting everything and not fighting, cuz you
know what?
It's gotta be not a skill issue, it's a gear issue.
That's a gear issue.
You know, it's weird when you swing you don't hit two people you only hit one.
I'm gonna pick connects on both
Oh!!!
Boop!
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
MOTHERFUCKER!
Thank you.
I guess at least you get healed every time here.
Shopped one strike minus mine now.
This one's better
Nothing nothing
Yeah, these spiders always appear.
Yeah, I did lose a miss a chest
All right, come on big little big little
Oh an armor and chant enhancement scheme includes the use of chain nail reverses increase the level of defense
How do I learn that?
Sorry, but let's just give me two minutes hold up
All right, sorry about that, boys.
Oh my god, I left my lantern on.
I can't rest on the bed.
Oh.
Plus 10 mobility.
Yeah, the lantern mechanic sucks ass.
You found a new one?
Yeah, that was like four deaths ago.
really dude, really
I guess the biggest thing about this game is you just have to hump the light.
Every after every combat is what you do.
Something good has to be in here.
Yep.
I don't think this is better.
Better armor?
with light armor. Wait, this is where I was earlier. Ancient book. Close the door. And
And now we're back here.
Okay.
Grindstone.
While resting to restore and sharpen weapons.
I think I should rest every opportunity I get.
Make it here you can make a new journal, gain new knowledge, read books.
Wow.
Dude, that changed many things.
Everything is your bonfire in this game, but only in specific areas.
An armor enhancement scheme that includes the use of chainmail.
Increase the level of defense.
Maybe I can craft eventually?
Hmm, sharpen weapon.
I have the grindstone, but it doesn't pull from your inventory, so I have to finish resting
and get the grindstone, and then...
Come on, bro!
There goes the QOL.
Alright.
Yeah, but it doesn't take it from your storage. You need to take it and put it on your person
and then rest. And then you can use it. Two-handed sword. This one's better.
Wait, did I just mess up?
Yeah, this one's way better armor.
These are loaded here.
A bolt.
Come on, man!
I guess in these situations you just run to the light and hold.
All right, now we're all my god
All right, I was okay, bro
Let me kill one boss and then I will judge.
This looks like a dead end here on the left.
Look into, Crawlin'. Not that I'm a lantern.
What the hell?
Secret place?
The man's flesh to get long ago, only centriole bones covered with a thick layer of grime remain.
Sandage, coins, light armor, mine's better, old iron key.
How about this insane sword here?
It's better than mine.
That's sort of justice.
How does the bandage work in this game?
I don't even know how to use a fucking bandage.
How do you use a bandage?
items inventory. Oh, help stop bleeding. That's all it does.
Mm-mm, mine's better.
Oh, I had the right key. Another lantern.
This is mainly the thing that I'm not able to open.
There we go.
Better.
Do you want me to take this?
There you go, I got the shield on my back.
Oh!
Hold up.
This is a different path.
I've come so far not to die.
Don't do this to me.
No!
Help!
Dude, I'm lost.
Where was the light?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh.
Oh my god, I didn't loot the grindstone.
Oh, wait a minute, what the heck?
Storage is full. That time it didn't do the cutscene thing.
Maybe this shield is just too much.
I don't have any equip, I just have it on.
You have to actually close the door.
Yikes.
I'm back you
yeah the spiders got always right there
I
There it is, boys. There it is. Cave spider down. Gamer.
There better be a legendary sword of the eighth dragon here. Nope.
It's a guy, a dead guy. This looks like I can break it. Are you kidding me? All this for what?
What?
Nothing?
Buddy.
The Katana's Trash.
I gotta figure out where to go next.
Delight.
I have several unknown potions.
Yellow.
Perception plus two.
I wonder if I'm actually supposed to find all these symbols and that's the main objective
right now because there's 10 so maybe I need to left click all of those.
Dead monster.
Yeah, this is back where I was earlier.
the longest I've survived on a character.
Nothing good nothing good
All right
I'm bro pop it. Oh, it's another perception a lecture
Are these gonna end up being bad?
Okay, check the walls
Come on man, this weapon's already damaged.
You can really rest anywhere, huh?
Just have to hope no spiders show up.
Whoa, heavy armor, I think a chest.
Nothing good.
Yeah, that's gonna get here.
Oh my god!
And this is when you run all the way back and heal.
Those damn traps dude, every time!
Oh, they're gold and they blend into the ground.
Just lantern.
Lan tan.
What the heck is that?
What the heck, dude?
Now
Too many dangerous fighters
You're joking. You're joking, bro. I gotta run.
I refuse to die. I refuse.
Please, brother. Please help me, shit, bro.
Deep spawn poison.
Mm-hmm.
All right, let's see now.
What?
You're actually, you are actually joking with that damage.
Friend.
This is the hardest game I've ever played.
It's like...
Okay...
I don't even know where I am. I'm kidding Matt. Egging on is way more difficult.
There's a lot of those games that could be so good. Maybe I'm just bad, but it feels like it
could be really good. I like the concept, but it's just layered with potato. I really like
the hardcore, loot up, get stronger, there's bosses, see how long you survive for.
Yeah the combat was like a little deeper and there was better physics.
Basically someone make...
I played 13 hours of the demo, the game is good but you need like 2 hours to adjust to the jank and difficulty.
Well like it's kind of just all about timed left clicks until they get the animation off.
Basically half sword, do this but half sword with spiders.
Give me this with half swords, a half sword with like these skeleton mobs and all of that.
Why not?
Oh am I like rare?
Dude, I literally played X-Anima before I played it.
So, you guys like kite timing and resource management?
I'm bleeding out right now
Alright, come on, one at a time.
One at a time.
Mines better.
So heavy armor is not worth picking up.
Seems like it's bad.
What's in here?
The spider just showed up.
still better. There are so many paths to take here. Oh nice. Ancient book. What's in here?
Old hammer, this trash, crowbar that I don't have, old dagger, you need the crowbar.
Do I have... oh there's no storage locker here?
Dude.
Harpin Weapon.
This is a comfy room.
It is a comfy-ass room, huh?
Hopefully this is actually where dropping the grindstone on this, or just complete waste of a resource.
Any armors each day I grow stronger each day I grow stronger I don't feel that
much stronger, dude. I do not matter. We are still in a horrible dungeon.
Oh my god! Ow! The one time I tried tanking and he just like hit me. Ow!
Oh, two-tap. Rare two-tap situation.
Oh.
Another grindstone.
Nice nice come on now
Now, oiler?
Oh, the oiler helps you crack this.
Do we try all this?
Loot, loot, give me the axe.
You can explore this hole.
My dad.
You're kidding.
Okay.
Yeah, man, this sound like I was good to go.
Yeah, so it was fixed.
Like I could explore down there.
Need a rope to get down into the hole.
Did I not say the rope is now fixed?
What?
Okay.
What?
Okay.
I do. I have a 67 second Ghost Lantern.
Ow.
Oh, he stepped on a trap.
Prepare tools.
Oh, there's such a big delay on the second hit, and I guess you'd kill more than helps.
Shoot, I need a light source.
That's better.
Powerful crowbar, medium armor, and I have no more lanterns.
Oh, shit.
What?
Why does that happen?
Bro, what the hell?
Why does that happen?
Is it actually just luck-based?
Find yourself in dark and fill the dungeon, twist the creatures crawl from the shadows,
shrieking, and string twists your dicks into your mind louder, and with every heartbeat you
know death is just seconds away.
Minus two will.
Okay.
I guess this is what it would be like to be in one of these dungeons.
I'm dead dude, I'm dead!
Where do I even go?
Okay.
A whole curtain!
I am down to try to fight you but I need a healing area but I'm not gonna find Gigi.
Come on, man.
Come on, bro. He died of cringe.
What do I do here, boys, what do I do here?
What do I feel in here, boys?
All right, five wins, Geo-guessor.
I'll be here for Samson tomorrow.
Five wins.
Lock and chat, lock and we're headed, we're going, we're going.
We're gone, this might be a five minute game
where I just one tap the opponents or,
well, just get shit on it.
Oh yeah, do we start to be? Oh yeah.
Alright, first match.
Xeo Therapist.
What the fuck?
I don't know where the fuck we are, bro.
Is this?
I don't know where we are.
Okay.
Alrighty.
Okay.
Ouch.
Alrighty.
Okay, ouch.
Ouch, that fucking hurt.
I am not going to lie, that fucking hurt me.
Look, I see Pantite Park Tourism Festival.
Just a little bit of...
What's that bro?
We got a game buddy, we got a game.
We got a game.
Oh shit.
Oh fuck.
Ah, until the percentage when I live in the real, I prefer to live in the zone and to
tell her that I'm shit.
Dude, I think this is Portugal or Spain, man.
I'm gonna call Lenny, bro, I don't know, I don't know, is it Italy, is it Italy?
I'm done. I'm done. Dude, what ever man. Fuck that guy. Alright. Let's go again here.
Let's go again, buddy. Oh my fucking god. Man, I love you so fast.
me bro rematch me dude dude okay 730 by the way okay Robert is a magazine of
Germany, Austria
Agente de Turismo
I want to say this is Italy brother. I don't fucking know dude. I
Don't think it is though. I don't think this is at all. Dude. Oh my god
Oh my goodness
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I could be wrong.
There it is.
But these languages, bro, sound identical.
It's for Gotel, South America, boys.
South America.
Come on, I can beat the 700,
believe. I believe Hemisphere Check, Southern, Northern.
Last time I got debated and I was wrong but I swear we are in the Northern
hemisphere right now. And does not matter.
Oh, this is gonna be a great hit here.
I don't know where we are.
Southern hemisphere.
Okay, round two, one tap off of no one.
Okay, okay, okay, what the fuck.
Okay, buddy.
Got the modded?
Alright, here we go, here we go, here we go.
I don't know.
He knows.
Okay, okay. Hold on, hold on, Southeast.
shop right there um this is
give me something Kobano rainforest alliance certified is it i think this
Just because of the rainforest?
We're in Brazil.
Or Costa Rica. Or Costa Rica.
Costa Rica, by the way.
by the way
yep it goes to rica by the way
by the way goes to rica by the way
by daddy where the fuck is this where are we
okay we got cars we got gas stations a mobile
Lake Okeechobee Lake Okeechobee, bro, is this America?
What the heck?
Mobile, no, wait
Uh-huh, West Palm Beach, oh my god
Oh, this, wait
Where's, where's West Palm Beach?
West Palm Beach, California, right?
Isn't it West Palm Beach, California?
Or is it West Palm Beach, Florida?
Oh.
Easy.
Wow, that went from...
I don't know, I wouldn't have lost.
They were just both been extremely wrong.
Yeah, they made these games so much faster if you completely obliterate your component.
You can end the match on round one.
Or round two.
They changed it.
I don't mind it.
It makes it so it's a more glass cannon.
Riddles Street.
Okay, America, where are we?
Interesting.
I wonder if he still has the signs up.
No way!
No way.
Holy shit.
Bro, come on, man.
All right, hold on hold on let me see oh
Dude, I might be able to one tell this guy's in America too, and we're both he hasn't done get yet. Oh
God, I'm not really sure right now where I'm thinking this is like south
This could be East Coast as well though
Oh my god!
It's over.
Oh no.
I'm just going to go right on the middle of the United States.
Right on the middle. I don't know where that we are.
I'm not sure.
Wow.
Okay.
Washington.
Washington. What? Oh. Send it. If you see a triangle, you're in Greece. He doesn't know.
He doesn't know. He doesn't know, bro. NAIQ. Come on, dude. No way. He's marking it like
he's been there. Wow. Don't do this bro. You're not gonna take my elo away. You're
will not lose. Give me something. Give me something here. A drive on the right.
Me something 70 meters. What was that? What was that? Romania, Poland,
Arta, Cap de Perra, Cala, Sonsevera, Cala, Milor, Sant Loring, Soncario.
Motherfuck...
I don't think this is it. I don't think so. I don't think so.
Dude, this is so weird. Why does this look like weird Vegas weather?
Sonchario Porto Cristo
I don't know.
GG.
Are you fucking kidding?
Are you kidding?
Who lives on this island, dude?
Palma?
I didn't even know that existed.
I didn't even know that was the place.
I didn't even know.
All three, all three, yeah it was Palma, nice anyone been to Palma?
I
Didn't want been to Palma hey still 500
Interesting Birkenweg Birkenweg
Birkenweg he doesn't know he doesn't know
he doesn't know he doesn't know he knows oh my fucking god he knows exactly
he's zoned he's zoomed in dude he's zoomed in
I
Speedrunning
You better hop scotch bro, you better hops give me Scott ban on talk. Yeah
Oh, no.
The strat only works until they're better at it, and then you actually don't know where
you are, and you can't do it anymore, like right now.
Shit.
Let's go be America boys, go be America.
And like right now.
drift you're kidding how do you know this buddy
oh my god dude i don't know gg what is this sandy shit bro oh my god okay
south africa dude good job bro we both thought it was america
Where is this shit?
Where are we friend?
Well, we're like a massive construction zone.
What the hell?
Where the hell did we just end up?
I like kind of know but not really I need more information I kind of know like I could have
probably figured it out by now, but I swear I just actually went all the way around.
This is, this is Spain, Portugal, isn't it?
Oh, really?
Dude was right there.
Okay, first bomb, Makaraya, Trabayu, Atarai, Toyota, Kratak, Ravallosi, Gudangaram,
I'm about to drop this shit on Malaysia right now.
Maluku.
Indonesia.
Where's Maluku, Indonesia?
I don't see no fucking Maluku shit man there's so many M's there's like a thousand M's
I probably have to zoom in even further.
Maluku.
Malang, Makasar, Manando.
Maluku, Maluku, bro. Maluku.
Maluku?
Oh, he doesn't know.
oh he doesn't know oh wait wait oh shit oh shit oh shit was it actually Maluku
oh fuck no dude why are you there oh boy it was Pukuku what it said Maluku dude
Dude!
Are you kidding me man?
I was on Maluku!
Dude, what are we even doing right now?
What even?
It's just right now.
All right, girl buff plus EU buff.
Like there's no way to win this.
Hello girl buff, so there's a traveling buff
Okay, okay
Chill chill come on
Come on buddy the double you're not gonna get me on this one
You're not gonna get me on this one.
Oh yeah, those bananas aren't gonna help you.
There it is, we're back. What's up? There it is, okay.
The double. Okay, I've seen that flag before.
There's no way you already know this.
You're kidding.
She must have saw something.
Okay, what?
Oh, if I've been here before this feels European it smells of Europe
But it also could just be like
Cabour Plastu...
Is that Canada's flag?
Don't do this bro.
Don't do this dude.
Iceland.
What's that?
What a bull.
Do a bull, what a bull.
Do-able, wettable.
Do I do the trash meta?
Missouri.
Trash meta.
Holy crap.
Oh my god.
Crazy.
Hmm?
She doesn't know, bro. She doesn't know.
You don't know.
Are you kidding me, bro? Still alive?
What mastergames, it's a mastergames, it's a shame, shame.
What is it, Taipei?
Taipei!
Ow.
Watch, it's going to hit me with an insane South America and I'm going to get one tapped
here.
Oh my god, not like this.
No, it's like this.
No, N.A.S. School Bus.
What the fuck is this?
Yo, N.A.S. school bus.
What the fuck is this?
Ridge Road?
This is like Canada or America.
It feels like Alaska.
But then there's Leaves.
So I think it's Canada.
Oh my God, oh my God.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
No, I don't know.
Poor Alquacoy.
Okay, wait, wait, more signs to Canada.
More signs.
Where that poor is?
I don't fucking know.
The problem with Canada is huge.
Okay, that's the damn problem.
This is, I'm gonna get one tap.
There's going to be an insane one tap situation here and I'm going to lose.
Come on.
One of you guys just be like, name of place, medical center.
of Montreal. I don't think that really helps us. I mean, I could do this and then that doesn't
do anything. That does not help technically at all. Like, that doesn't help. Granted, if
it's not far away. Port Au Coit. I don't even think I'm not gonna find that. I don't
know where that is. Somebody has to have a map outside their business that shows
where they are. We'll parachute in. Oh my god. No. I might just leave it on Montreal and just pray.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Haaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Oh gaaay
AHHHHH
Yo, what a game man
What a video game
Truly
I know what a damn port is dude
What's the replay?
Yeah, probably googled.
True guys, true, googled. Agreed. You're right.
Makulakul!
Wait, where is the one we just played?
Was it not this one right here?
Oh.
How'd you know?
Or out and then hold on
No, no, no
She's that new Brunswick, how did she know to go north in 20 seconds
Wow, that is the googly-est Google.
Oh, really?
The googly-est Google that ever Googled, bro.
Okay, right.
As you noticed, dude, they were just going on the road,
aimlessly, on the road,
and then happened to zoom in to the northeast
and then zoom into the port.
What?
The last 30 seconds gave no information as to where it was.
Looks legit to me.
Oh, that's what?
No one asked you for that reason, dude.
Looks strict up to me.
Okay, buddy.
The axham? It feels like we're on the Isle of Man.
Pickle and Pie!
Pickle and Pie?
Manning!
Is this the Isle of Man?
The Isle?
Windbag, Earth's hand, Wimundan ham, Berham, Ship de Ham, Tundin ham, Mitchell ham, Clint green,
E-X-H-A-M, Windan ham, Shathiff, Dexlam, and Earth's head and bag.
Motherfucker, I don't fucking know, bro. I'm going right there. I'm going right there, I don't know.
really dude really really brother doing these how can she do these oh we're
driving on the left Rothmans are we in England again I think we're in England
again. It's a double England. I need some words though.
Vulx bank? Maybe not. Vulx wagon? Vulx.
Does no one have any words in this damn- where are we?
The one Italian guy, Pizzeria the Franco, are you kidding?
Maul?
Gosh! Oh my god.
Is it too late?
Oh! Oh my god.
Holy shit.
I saw DOS at the end.
Okay, I want to say we're in Italy, but it could be Spain and it could be Portugal
Farnetti! Farnetti!
Via.
There it is. Send it.
There it is.
Where we at, brother?
Yeah, yeah, Romania. Yup, yup.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yup, go even further north. No, further north.
Even further north. Yeah, further.
Yup. Higher, higher.
oh my god are you kidding me are you kidding are you kidding why dude why
would it say why would there be a place called for netty and the next to it have
Via in the name
I'm getting guys guys
Oh my god was I at the Italian Street in Romania brother? What the hell is this? Oh
My god
I know, but Via is when you're next to an Italian word and then you see Via, or Netia's
This is a bakery chain all over Europe.
Is this guy serious right now?
I'm lost. I don't know. This could be South America. Did I miss it? Wow. Thailand?
it's over dude this is this is already over
Okay, just because this has the colors of the Chile flag, red, white, blue, we are
In Chile.
I'm not looking at a bunch of twigs, bro.
I don't know where the hell we are.
I have no idea.
Please be right.
We'll take it.
Banky and laundry, bro.
Laundry.
I got the land, scravery!
Allox scravery.
This feels like- I feel like I'm around here right now.
I feel like I'm in this area.
Oh!
Wait!
No.
What?
Shit.
Okay.
Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't know who has the red, white and red.
I know Poland has red, white and Indonesia has red, white, dude.
I don't know who has red, white, red.
If they're red, white, it's not Germany.
It's, it's, it's, oh my God.
Oh my god.
I'm just fucking Donald Duck all the way out here.
Man, if only I knew that.
Gargall and Legatni.
Legatni?
Okay.
I don't know.
I do not know what a gargoyle- gargoyle knee is.
Man shit.
Manning!
Boys this is not looking too hot.
At all.
This is this is bad. No, no, it's over dude. It's over. Oh my god
GG
Lot via by the way lot via
Okay.
Nah.
All right, ten losses means I give up.
Is the Lafayette flag red white red?
Oh so that was it.
CZ we're in Poland.
Whatever you see CZ you're in Poland.
No, bro, he knew dude.
Are you just, how are you just going to, how do you know brother?
Nice, good job.
Wow, that was actually centered.
This is nice the edge of it all Iceland Greenland no way
Hey.
No.
Dude, what?
How does this guy just do this?
I had no idea.
This is gonna be a crit hit.
Insane crit.
Oh, okay.
Wow.
I
Lumbina why catchy the two lows soon are columbina, bro
I'm being
Always looking at the same shit
Hey, did you see the columbina?
Nice
No, no, no, do not reposition.
Columbia.
Okay.
What the hell is the Columbina, dude?
I don't think there's any way to find that.
I got a border it. If I had more time maybe. Was that actually the place? Oh it was. Oh
I would have never found that
Decent zoom out you need like a solid zoom in there
I swear that says rua
of
give me something
Yikes, I have to 50-50 this.
GG.
Oh my god.
Oh!
Is it over?
Wow.
Man!
Ah.
Literally gave him a back.
Wow. Man!
Literally gave him a backyard win.
Sure, man.
OK.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I
Can she come on be no
They don't loves Parker and up on which is in a person you
Slim, Donder Dog, Beetle, Extra Hogue, Quarting, who the hell calls a hot dog a Hogue?
Of course, bro, the Netherlandians do.
You want a Hogue?
Do you want a Hogue?
Don't tell me this guy...
Wow, okay.
Direct hit on Mirkirk.
Direct hit.
Are those three microwaves?
Fuck
Stoop Stooping I
Honest I don't know where the fuck we are
Some of this kind of look like America but like I don't know I don't know
Oh Houttu Road like is this like in Hawaii or some shit no the vegetation
I'll hold you
We are traveling on this road.
We are going because apparently I chose the worst route, but there's got to be something
here.
Please, tell me this leads to something.
55.
We get it.
55, 55.
It's gonna blind drive
Okay
Nope there was just some houses damn man
I
Did where is this
I'm not too much to just mark something is the worst map a new e
no fishing.
My English and then random ass out of left field language
Drive on the left side
Drives on the dude. I'm about to go to like New Zealand or something. I'm so lost. I
don't know. GG. Wow. Only because they were driving on the left side and it had random
words. What the heck still in the game?
What? Got it. Where are you at brother? Oh he knows.
Oh, you know, buddy, you know.
Sao Paulo, Sao Paulo, Sao Paulo, Sao Paulo, Sao Paulo, Sao Paulo, Sao Paulo, Sao Paulo,
Sao Paulo is in Brazil, right?
I don't know I don't know I don't know is it in Brazil guys it's in Brazil. I knew that but then I went to Spain dude. I went to Spain bro, okay
I don't know why I don't know why man the things give me anxiety bro okay
Okay, fuck off, buddy, fuck off, buddy, fuck off!
Same guy.
I got nervous.
I know where this is.
Wow. Okay. Sure, sure.
This boy in the head has...
Okay, we're in Canada.
We're in Canada.
What are you, how the fuck do you know where the hell we are in Canada, asshole?
He went with the strat where he saw French and the Canadian flag and just went to Montreal.
Stop! Look for trains. Stop! Look for trains! Stop!
Come on! Are they driving on the left side? Who am I chasing here?
Okay, okay.
Is this in the Lando?
This car will guide me to destiny.
Come on, man.
Get the stop light.
Come on, come on, come on.
We're catching up.
I'm catching up.
Not a single word.
crafts bush buck this is Australia isn't it this is goddamn Australia this is
This cat, damn.
Cat, damn.
Oh, my.
Oh, my God, he stopped.
Roller team. Roller team.
Driving on the right.
Driving on the left.
Okay, I will slow down, but where? Who are you? Who made the sign?
Oh my god, this is so bad.
GG boys, GG.
Double New Zealand.
Okay.
I can't see anything.
Right.
I run America.
Horrible camera.
Can't see anything.
Is this when they first started 2022?
Oh my god.
Oh, this brings me back.
So that's just a Jimmy Carter national site or something.
How the heck is that?
Someone's building a castle out here.
I'm going to like Washington or something?
down here and this is a dead end man I don't know bro I don't know oh wait wait
wait wait I don't know if this is Washington dude I don't know if this is
actually around there. I have no idea.
Da dum bum, da da dum, da da dum, da da bum, da da dum, da da dum, da da dum, da da da dum, da da-
Mid it out.
What did that say?
Andersonville National Cemetery Information.
Anderson National Cemetery.
Oh my god.
I don't know.
Wow.
It's in Georgia.
Andersonville.
In Georgia.
Phoenix, right Phoenix, Arizona, YOLO. I'm headed there. YOLO. Come on, Crit hit, Crit hit, Crit hit. You didn't see it.
Oh really? You're just gonna casually mark the same area?
Get the fuck outta here you fucking motherfucker. How? Did you see that little... dude. Right.
God, that was so sketchy!
There's no way!
I guess he just went to the west coast?
Randomly it was such a fast click.
And then he was like, adored it.
What the fuck is this game?
I can't stop, ah, this could just be Brazil.
I might just go to Brazil here, boys.
lucky?
olio vegeto
is that thing filled with vegetable oil?
how is there a sudden rise in microplastics?
man I feel like we've been using plastics forever
like how the fuck is someone not like internally plastic by now
How long does it take to... that shit to grow? Matt, we've been using plastic for like, ever.
We're just now lining out about microplastic, right?
And what about the hundred years of having it in our bodies, or whatever the fuck?
Plastic's been around forever.
It's not like all of a sudden, isn't it more like now they just realized, wait a minute?
I wonder what like the long-term shit is then
There's got carbonari shakara carbonari, I know the carbon are carbon are
Sal Pedro, okay, it's not so pal
Apollo, but it's Sal
Pedro
Stay the favor
Stay no sense
I don't know if this is Brazil. Okay, look it's Brazil. It's Brazil
So Louise Sao Paulo
Pedro please
Okay, okay asshole is zooming in like he's good at the game
Give me my elo back
Give me my elo back, buddy
Your answer to plastic is, you have like 300% more cancer in young adults, right?
But isn't, is it tied into microplastic?
I thought it was something else that they haven't...
Yeah, ultra-processed food, and...
But like, there's not like a pinpoint.
Insane stop sign. Honestly, amazing stop sign.
The food has had plastic in it, just because of how it's been...
Boxed up forever.
Yeah, I don't, I don't fully know yet.
I feel like they never fully know.
So I was like, oh, obesity, um, it's always like very broad level things that make you
more susceptible.
I was like, yeah, well, no, shit.
What about beyond that?
Makes you higher risk.
This is America?
Dollar Hyde Cemetery, Lawrence Hamilton Street.
Ouch.
All right, I'm feeling this is like some Russia-Ukrainian shit.
may actually probably not never mind trash metal only works sometimes 2018 stickers no
This is actually more like England-ish Europe
Petro vice
Throw this
You're not my patrodies
I'm gone. I don't know where I don't know where oh, I completely
Holy mess, I can't, GG.
Still in the game.
Uggur market, Uggur!
I think it's Turkey.
Damn man, he knew!
Oh wait, no, he kept going up north, north, north, north.
America?
America!
I think we're in like Florida or California I just see Fremont, Mallory,
I'm pretty sure we are in Cali, or Florida.
Monroe Ave.
I literally said London Center. That does not help.
new mark. Come on, buddy. Where's the urinal?
I'll met I'll made a county
I'll made a sound so familiar but that doesn't help
I'm still I'm still I'm feeling California heavily feeling Cali right now
Come on. Where in Cali is this? You have an address? I'm interested. Taekwondo? Fremont?
Fremont? Shorokan. Fremont in California. Dude, that is so fucking so common. Where
Where the fuck is Remont? Found it.
He doesn't know. He doesn't know.
Oh fuck, he knows.
I
How can she do this hey he doesn't know he doesn't know he doesn't know
Oh my god, did he turn around and not see it? No, he saw he saw he saw yeah, he saw
He's hot bro.
He's hot brother.
Wow, last second.
Okay.
This guy's not giving up the elo bro.
He's got it locked up.
Forch on beach.
Fortune Beach
I'm headed to that town. I'm headed there full speed full speed full speed
Zooming thousand miles per hour. I'm headed back. I'm back a
Bridge that I can't cross
No, that was it I was gonna go ask
Where the hell are we now I
I think this is America.
What?
Dude, there's nowhere to go here.
It just brings you, that's the whole stretch of land.
I don't know where this beach is.
It has kind of a bit of like an east coastish vibe.
I might throw here.
There's, I don't know.
Dude.
What?
Dude what what?
Whatever dude, whatever man
Why would you guess anyway?
It doesn't matter. All right boys. Let's go to this place. I
Knew obtained the five wins
More, more, more!
Alright, it's been very difficult hitting red rank, but with your guys' support, which
I can tell I'm getting a lot from chat, I can tell chat's giving a lot of support,
I think I can hit red today.
I think I can hit red.
is the day where the shitter becomes the shit
come on buddy you're the best CS2 player thank you man in your state thank
you bro maybe maybe maybe maybe
maybe baby baby baby baby baby baby baby
You like watching my CS2 gameplay?
Thank you man.
It's rare.
It's rarity right there.
Alright, let's go people.
Yeah, tomorrow I'm gonna be playing Samson.
I'm still afraid G and the game is good.
If anything, it'll be a good scuff, just like a little linear game, just like a little
action flick.
Um, no, I think I'm gonna be streaming tomorrow and then taking Thursday off
Wow
Let's see what we got here
Are there no hostage maps in Premiere
No, this is just straight up the main game mode.
I think CS is going through that phase of everybody just going to Mirage and then eventually
everybody realize Mirage is boring and then you'll never see Mirage played.
But we're going through a segment of Mirage spam.
Yeah, massive Mirage spam here.
I
Rush we don't saw believe you desert
Well, W I'll go go go go in contact look up
We Russian or contact
They always change the stretch this guy's adding three more layers. Just hold w
Oh somebody
They stack
Why did they just stack B?
I'm not saying anything all game now, I'm done. I'm not saying anything.
They messed up the whole strat, you just have to hold W and go B.
I'm just spotting our cat. They know mid's open.
Oh, they know everything.
I'm dropping in.
One stairs, one deep water drip, uh, one underpass, two minute, two baronet, secret.
On site, two ton, one SSG and uh, three four ton.
Niii!
Damn.
You're a nice knife.
I'll borrow for 20 bucks.
20 bucks.
Give me 20 bucks and blowjob and I'll...
Fuck. Again?
Dude, I am gonna save. I'm gonna save. I don't care.
I have to.
You're asking me if I'm scripting?
Yeah.
That actually was crazy.
You came like five on our upper hills, like what?
Eco Cobra, head armor, future 15 of Dream.
One cat.
I
Read them
Wow
I
Also
What con yeah con con con he's holding it. He's all left side
What even is going on?
All right, winnable
this is perfect
save or what?
if you can't beat a cheater you just suck
i know i
it's perfect
it can't beat a cheater
We're not gonna pushing down mid and they get my control
You're in the back.
Ow, dude, no, three of them, no one's taking, no one's pushing mid.
Cat-hug.
Quick.
Okay.
I'm stuck here.
back
Hey, that's good. They're holding one
I
Winnable yeah, let's go go out of here fast. You're just smoking. Let's go up there
Someone flushes
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Okay, agreed. Cheating, agreed
I'll slow down a little. I'll be full.
Left of base.
Okay, I'm up, so be careful.
Let's go around.
I hope this guy pushes mid.
Not this round.
No concrete.
No Conpeak.
Dude, this is actually the worst Mirage match.
Oh my god. As soon as I Shrape, Conpeaks, Catpeaks.
the
Better gaming chairs, maybe
Musta catfish
No push at all this round, right
One more cat.
Another one cat, yeah.
One out there.
They're going through the large.
Can we hold him here?
Ewww.
I wish I just head shot at him.
That was such a dumb peek.
Can you try and take a fight with the cat guy, bro?
I should just push cat.
He's just holding from the tree.
Yeah, I would need you to do something.
Holy... Wow, he didn't even look.
Oh, it's always that.
That's up to the fucking boat.
I
Rush B smoke mollies
I'm playing CT.
One jungle.
Nice, one CT.
I'll take it.
You can just chill for a second.
Triple CT, triple CT.
No time, blanking CT.
Yeah, just hold down.
One of them's on HP.
I was going to HP.
Other one's on.
Triple left.
Turn it out!
He's taking, he's still down.
I don't know what it is.
It's a deck you are a keeper.
Oh, this is real big.
What?
It's a deck you are a keeper and I hit him two more times.
51.
Oh, I didn't know it was a deck. I thought it was full of screens.
I don't know what it is.
I believe he saw a malayam drum in the bin.
He flashed me.
That's not what I meant.
Wait, didn't he ask for a flash?
What?
Want an AK?
Oh, we just...
We just gotta pop out.
Dude!
What is this whole day?
Stair, sight, all over.
These guys got this down, dude.
If you go B, they got all the angles, eh? They're all peeking.
Yeah, they're cheating.
yep let's go let's go let's do
let's do this quick let's do this quick watch this guy's not going to beat this at all
I'm gonna go for the last one.
Window, window!
Dude, move your ass!
Ow!
Right!
Whatever.
Just add this and move on to the next match.
I agree, you should bunch up and slow down.
It's gonna crunch on us.
If you force a fight early on your terms, it's one of them.
I was recording you.
Yeah, no, it's fine.
The only way to catch this kind of guy is to just kind of like jam it down the face.
It's very unbuck.
It's a no fight.
two-click house is a bit scary
you just gotta
two cats
one window
one CT, one default
nice, one specific
Oh, I mean, not your bulls***
Take it
Take it, take it
Brawl
It's, uh, annoying
Did he have prior name for you or there?
Nope
Yeah, no idea
That's what I'm saying, like, you can't play passive because they just didn't know what you wanted
So you're just gonna keep jamming it down the road, they're like...
I mean, yeah, that's how it goes.
There it goes.
Random share axe.
one cat
one under
cat, let's go
cat
one cat probably will out here
I'm doing all of this.
No!
I win this.
Is that an apartment?
Honestly bro, if we lose this I don't care.
It's over.
It's over dude.
It's over man, they're cheating bro!
What's the point?
I don't think they're sniping, I think they're just walling.
At this rank, you don't really get snipers man, you know it takes a bit to climb up to
this rank.
If you're actually sniping at this rank, it's actually, I don't think I have any viewer
at this rank in NA.
Very rare amount.
At least one ramp.
Double ramp.
It's gonna be a ramp foot.
I'm dead one.
On the bus, on the bus.
Zaps, zaps, zaps.
No one else.
No one else, sir.
I thought you said I'll be.
The good thing is that they're relying on, like, they're clutching on a wallhack, and they're here.
I mean, can't expect this to suck.
I
Know get into the red is difficult all these matches have been 24k has been very difficult to climb
It's super back and forth 24k. I think this is my rank
Right
I want to be a fucking bitch, man.
Super tag ramp.
Nice!
And now they're going to rush me.
They're gonna rush me
One ramp already up
So there's no one?
There, I heard one or two
It was clear
I don't know, I'm gonna...
They're probably just going to be in there now.
There they are.
Midway.
Flashback.
I'll shoot you under, huh?
The side-out guy is always lurking.
Longing everything.
He's solid. He's solid.
Is that courage?
Tom, the fox is here.
I'm talking to him since he's here.
Counter-terrorists, we have...
Yeah, you wanna...
...op me, bruh?
We get it.
I'm lit
Throwing into grenade
Get a box
Cross
Can do window jump
There's a ladder
Got him, ladder
Peaking the hole
Without, don't peek it
Oh
Well, I just shot man, I thought those you was first ladder brah just shot
I shot him right in the knee
Yeah, it's not.
Do you have to music?
Pretend this never happened.
Grab match.
How do we go again?
Still 24k.
No more Mirage. I will instantly ban Mirage. I'd rather go to Aztec than Mirage.
We're done with Mirage. Oh my god that gossip guy's on my team. We're versing a three stack.
Those are my two.
Yay.
I do not mind ancient, honestly, I play ancient, I do not mind.
I do not mind, ancient.
Let's roll.
Okay.
here we go plus 365 and I like nuke as well nuke is great
We've got it up.
Got some over here.
Got one there.
He's losing single player, they're losing to losing CS.
I know.
Well, you win, see you have lots of losses.
of the
death of
bro did he see me I was gonna sneak up bro come on
I
Can we plan out the armor
of the
death of
I'm
a
lot of
the
of
the
of
the
Not bad, it's not bad, it's all right.
Got him!
Dude's got the angle.
No one's on.
Dude's got the angle. Full spray down the ramp.
Is that a gunner?
It's on.
Counter terrorist, win.
It's time to spread out a little more and control them a bunch more.
of
the
death of
the
death
He's tagged up there.
Yeah, maybe he saw my shadow.
I'll take nid just let me go first.
have some good
read me
how are you getting flashed?
Oh my god, one's lagged on ramp.
Don't come back and fight the app.
Go up mid, go up mid, take space.
The purple.
Smiles.
Three peek ramp right there.
Roger.
We're coming right.
Can you smoke a grenade?
No, let me tell you.
Fog!
There are two ops in the cave.
I think we've got our Wally placing around here in the last game, man.
Yeah.
The Irish guy, after he got that kill in red, immediately ran for ramp.
We got two kills talking about it.
So that's right there.
Yeah, I don't know.
Let's keep our guns.
That's true.
I'm in beta.
Push along, push along, flashing it.
I got a P.
How does the options disappear?
Oh
Might careful
Oh, hey man, howl bro
I see a ramp, ramp
Get the upper, ramp, get the upper
Oh my god
Knee off? Bro, knee off?
Alas
Instrument
Yeah, there'll be something there
I don't know if someone is.
It's me, but I don't know if he's doing one of them.
I don't know.
Well, please be.
Close up, mate.
There's one more there.
is one more dead
these are all A side
one more person in another
I'm trying my best.
I was mad.
I'm trying to kill them all.
Okay
Another go on I would be that 30 seconds
my eyes all the way along
yeah
yeah he just fell back
shit
missing easy shots
yeah was gonna get him
watch him walk there and diffuse
I don't know why we'd come from here
The bomb has been defused.
I wonder if the long gay guy peeks.
Here
There was one in main blue, I don't know if you know that.
Aye.
On the car.
One down.
I was on the car.
Yeah.
You sure are a pilot.
Wow
Ouch
I played sandbox, I was okay.
I needed um...
It was Super Bear Bones, not worth playing right now.
I don't know what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one, but
Oh my dude why are you holding the tightest corner in life dude like okay
Hey, what?
Yeah, let's just like rush in or something.
They're best player players, dude.
Yeah.
My last time I tried to go to AG was also A.
Let's do it.
I'm serious.
Pull out, rush along.
Smoking.
It tells everything.
I swear to God man always the initial flag
Now this kid's an A, now this guy's an A. Every single time. I swear to God, but I'm always the one rushing first, eating the bullets, and then the whole team shows up.
watch, just rush up any ramp
he plays long usually
he does play like here and then he gets a call so he could rotate
is on our site he does play like here and then he gets a call so he could
rotate
The terrorists win.
Oh, they're trying to get me.
Hey, drop yellow.
On purple.
It was purple last season.
This season?
Yeah.
Okay, drop blues.
one more
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
Oh
Wow long one short just around coffin
I'll play mid.
I'll smoke.
I'm gonna do it.
firing at go
no one's flying gay
eh, yikes
two temple
two temple, two deep
close temple
this is a big part of this
take your time being
right dude lucky fuck nice let's put together a lit couple okay
I don't know what it's right here just you shift walk forward first step
Jump through, jump through.
Walk through?
Walk, jump through.
Okay.
At first half step.
Gear up.
We are going to put the walkie on.
Throwing smoke.
Throwing fire.
Uh, a little too.
Throwing fire.
One in-tumple lit is fucked.
He just rented two mollies.
another one in temple
in temple
good bk
see you here
one outside cave when i am throwing
i hate this game so much i really do
watch your red green stay red yellow golly
I knew that guy was going to repeat.
One down, one down.
Going back to D.
Right, you can aim on the smoke.
I should have pushed the left side. Yeah, I like got myself some horrible crossfire
I'm just going to go ask him in.
oh my oh my
I'm not sure what to do with this guy, but I'm gonna try to kill him.
down ramp I was gonna go for an ultimate flank but he was there
GG. I threw the round. GG.
I wanted to go all the way around, dude. I don't care. I'm gonna try it.
It failed by the time it would have been sick.
The rest is waiting.
Oh man.
Come on, come on, jump, jump.
I'm out after this one. I'll be on tomorrow
if you're out.
Let's get to the crossroads.
You want that one?
Highest jump though.
Dude.
Okay.
We're just giving, we're giving these rounds away,
but I can't say anything.
I lost like three.
Everybody's picking one by one.
The bomb has been planted.
Terrorists win.
ah
Long. Long spent.
One's pushing long right now.
Lean down smoke.
Insane head.
See you on A site.
One more.
Right on site.
Is what
Maybe I don't think so though
Go go go!
Hmm hmm hmmm
Troy smoke!
Troy fire!
He's there!
Troy flashbang!
Smoke!
One down.
Okay.
One more big man.
There's a guy there.
Ah, three up the ground.
Here you come, boys!
Raise!
Watch where I'm going to be.
Oh!
The watch will be around.
One star.
They've used it.
The dual knives are probably the worst knife in CS.
So bad.
Actually, no, the freaking Getknife one. Just that fat, freaking mango slab-lickin' one.
Getknife paracord.
One more on the left.
Come on.
Two on the left.
the
why would you swing that great question bro great question let me ask my brain
not saying anything yep yep I shouldn't have swung
It's crazy.
Boys GGs, I'm gonna end here. I gotta end a little early today.
Samarra gonna be checking out Samson.
Hopefully it's good.
I don't know if it will be. I just gotta bounce now. I apologize boys.
tomorrow we'll be checking that out if not feels bad we'll check out some other
stuff hopefully it's good I just gotta get I gotta bounce a little early today
bullies GG's next stream Wednesday it's gonna be a regular week I'm not gonna be
here on Thursday so regular week I'll be here tomorrow next stream Wednesday you
guys enjoy your night people thank you for watching GG's chat till next time
enjoy your night stay beautiful I will see you on Wednesday tomorrow good bye
guys enjoy your night
I'm a girl at home
Feeling lost and out of place
Empty face with her on my face
Nowhere to go, nowhere to run
I just want to get some fun
I wish that I had been alone
I've been searching for so long
It's like something makes me feel numb
I just want to take a step back
I