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Oh my god people oh
Seven let's cast me we get all those I try guys doing I told you
I will be a regular week regular week things were changing regular week
I'm back I'm back chill chill I'm back
He
Samson has bad reviews no lies
No, please please please please please please please please
Please please
I'm so gonna play it
So gonna play it I gotta see for myself
Medic critic who cares about medic critic or a game no one no one even knows
about. Forza Horizon 6 prologue game play. Wasn't there something else coming out
today as well?
Was there something else? I was like if this game sucks I'll play something else.
Oh is it morbid metal today or something? Is morbid metal today?
Is it out?
Okay
Kazan dead team dissolved feels bad man
You know what brah? I enjoyed what they made and
Many of us who played it
Very much enjoyed it
You know yeah, it's just probably didn't sell very much
It feels bad, man.
Lay of the land is out today.
Oh, really?
Oh, wait, really?
Oh, wait, this game actually came out today?
What the heck?
Really?
What the heck? Really? Oh, wow.
This was... wasn't this the game that was like super super uh...
Let me see.
It looked more like a Minecraft 2 than the other game did, by Dale.
Okay, okay.
Four is the horizon, six entry. Yeah, regular week. I'm not gonna be on tomorrow... tomorrow.
regular week buddy
007 first light is reportedly delayed indefinitely on the Nintendo switch
they fucking ran out of RAM
what are you saying you want us to play a fucking game in this shit man what the fuck
we would just agree to it man that was before we saw what the fuck we were working with
What the hell is this?
Hogwarts?
Are you playing Samson?
Yeah.
What was the...
Is Morbid Metal on...
Oh, it is.
Damn, we got a lot of games to play today.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Three new releases.
Hold up.
Let's see, let's see.
Lay of the land, I'm aware, I just downloaded it.
Am I jumping to Samson first
because it's a potential alt of four?
Into lay of the land, into morbid metal.
That's where I'm at right now.
That is where I'm at.
I think that's where we're at right now.
Yes.
No man's sky.
Sick indie new game.
What do we have here, bro?
What do we have here?
Hold up.
Inferno forza horizon.
update for hunt? New update?
They added Pokemon in No Man's Sky. Oh.
Reward offered. Two military scouts got farther than expected into the incursion.
Suspected to be compromised. Seek and eliminate.
Is this just the new, um, dude you can buy or something?
I'm just a new hunter.
Yeah, this is a good game, bro, okay.
I keep this game installed because sometimes I load up is a great game.
If anything, maybe sometimes the game modes are a little...
Since the troops are on the verge of uncovering this mess, let's have them deal with it.
Abraham or something
The girl was updating you right?
Orza horizon six pro log
Are these guys making fable in the same engine as forza
day here at Horizon Japan. So if you're listening in your car or you're kicking back on the
Okay, okay.
You know, honestly did, I hope they add their little Battle Royale game mode back that was
and like expand on it a little bit
or do something
instead of just the festival
that was actually like it was it was okay but it was decent cause it was like drive all over the map trying to find upgrades
the eliminator or whatever it was called
You know, I like, obviously like Japan's awesome, but I feel like there's so much Japan shit.
It's a little, I'm a little fatigued.
I feel like this might be like the last Japan.
We've had so many Japanese games in terms of like a Japan theme.
It is great.
love all of them but it does seem like you know we just had like Assassin's Creed we had uh
Goza Tsushima those games in Japan a lot take place in Japan
I probably missed like two
I can tell he is holding right
and
We're in a new Forza. What about the water physics?
Show me a rainstorm, please, in first person.
Rain is the same as in 5.
I do think the best part of these games, even though I just said like too much Japan, is
usually the maps.
The map is the best part.
The activities around the map are kind of just like boring though.
The leads were going through the car.
Oh, they added rockets to the game?
I mean shit man
The thing is Forza always looks good, sounds good, has insane looking car models.
No one's denying that.
It's a well made game.
I think I'm just, uh, yeah, a lot of now.
Racing game and sports games? Yeah, they're kind of just like...
Yeah.
This is like cool. It's not like a holy shit title, though.
Sure, brother.
Chow, we're gonna jump into Samson and then there's two other games.
So we're gonna be playing a bunch of stuff here.
play through play through let's see you Samsung it's not Samsung asshole it's
Shamshan. Okay, Shamshan, you mother fucker. It's worst intro in Forces games. Oh, really?
GTA 5.4 play through that's how you level the expectations it's more like 4.3 probably
something tells me you need a controller something tells me we need the controller let me get
it mines I to we're going with the purple PlayStation controller honestly when I looked at this
game I was like you know what it's not going to be some crazy shit but it might just
be like potato but like a fun potato play through why not indie devs are just a new studio
trying to make a little action packed video game and it's that deep it's not like they're
fucking the expectations are that high like they're fucking ex GTA X rock star you know
like. Let's see what they made here. They tried. Let's see. Hair strands on? Yeah, like. Let's
Let's see, let's see.
You're putting too much emphasis.
Way bigger budgets.
X just caused devs?
Oh wait, it is X just caused devs, right?
Hmm.
Ah, let's see what we have here, boys.
We're doing a little playthrough here.
Potential playthrough, potential playthrough.
difference.
Samson!
Ah, let's do it up.
I'm a cray. Shit, right?
What a shit show.
Carter was clear. You're going off the reservation.
Things go sideways, you're on your own.
But boy, it could be those sideways.
Ow!
Shoot them, or they'll look better than they trust a man like Kru.
Fuck the amateur, Howard.
they pegged it on me and I had to eat that charge fucker for better shank me
the pattern my sister and I want me not to take the job I didn't listen what's
your name and as always she has to clean up my mess that's a who knows what
makes it deal with DC Lewis scumbags they let us keep breathing if I pay
back but was lost plus interest it's not
okay right who knows being kept as collateral
it's a nice if I don't deliver
we're both going down Carter set me up
with some gigs in a place to crash
small stuff mostly but the money's
gonna have to trickle in
tindleston you owe me these streets
of my streets I'll have this
that they didn't know time. And Samson McRae, we'll get back in the game.
Samson McRae.
Let's see, let's see.
Hold up, hold up.
Insane apartment.
Get up.
Oh, okay, okay.
So this takes place in GTA, but like in a different apartment.
So like one of the GTA main characters lives over there, but it zooms out and then goes
into this window.
And now this is his story.
What the fuck?
The fan was looking at me funny.
Oh, this is a big apartment.
Yeah?
Been too long Carter. Hey
Likewise, I don't know hungry saying Louis breathing down my neck. I heard
You're a lot of money. Tell me something. I don't know. That's why I gotta work keep the walls fed
Things have dried up since you've been gone. No big scores anymore
Just a steady trickle of Nicklyn dime stuff, but I'll feed you the jobs I find
Make sure you can chip away at that debt got anything for me right now a few things take your pig. Oh
Oh, and Samson don't make me look bad never do you mess up you don't get paid your cars out front
I'll fly drop around. All right. You get cracking
Thanks, Carter. Don't thank me yet a lot of work to do to clean up that St. Louis mess
Whoa open the map to look for available jobs
It's showing Xbox stuff you got for me Carter
It's like the job, make and pay in Presse.
Is it this one?
Focus on player, these all the different jobs.
Market Street and Gamble, make and pay.
Contract 1500, available noon, evening and night.
Today's missions.
All right cash held the hell cash held a day
It's the morning. It's in two segments cash held due today XP
RP health pills bottles
Okay, can I open anything around here
I just sit back down
This looks like the Matrix demo.
Alright, let's go.
That's how I do my hair in the morning.
I use my fucking hands.
I don't get my natural oils from my fingers into my hair or I don't use a comb.
When I got to do my hair
Perfect. Yeah, this is a big apartment in Tinselton in ain't New York. Oh
Shit, okay
You know, visually, it doesn't look that bad. It's actually kind of decent looking.
Oh, it's my porch. No way. Oh, he can't fall off.
Alright, this is the wrong door. We go back here.
Oh, it's right here.
Oh, there it is.
I'm actually going to leave my door open.
Smells like a stale fart.
Leaving that open.
Oh, and auto closes.
Let's see.
No, this is officially out, dude.
Officially out.
Oh fuck, was that a dog or a demon?
Hey, you can kick doors.
Motherfucka
What the hell bro
You picked up a melee weapon they hit harbor I like to break keep an eye out for bricks bottles pipes and other improvised weapons
Now that I wasn't expecting that
Oh, will you a melee weapon? You cannot grab or shove enemies.
What the hell, dude? Oh, shit.
Alright, hold up. I did not need to come down here, but maybe there's like a special glove.
It makes me like punch harder. What the hell, bro?
The landlord, dude. We found your stash.
Come on, man.
I used to be a cop.
I never knew when I was gonna kick the door down.
They never knew.
It never received me.
Oh, wait.
Oh, you can't kick my door.
We're not savages.
All right.
Here we go.
Oh, shit.
cars parked in the lot outside your apartment.
It will always be marked on the map.
It can be summoned to your current location
if you're near a road.
Oh, look at that.
Oh, damn, yeah.
This guy actually doesn't look that bad, dude.
Other than the fact that this is like
the worst environment.
Actually, visually it doesn't look that bad, oh shit.
A1 only.
Smoke Dev.
2026, Indie Smoke Dev.
case
you know it connected to the look
connected
all you can still cars
oh she can just your cars in this game
apparently this is where all the uh...
we live in fucking vent alley
Oh yeah that's my car right there. Why would I want to steal a car when I drive this?
Bam!
50 cars to smoke by and you chose this one.
Okay, okay, okay!
Hold on, she can smoke the exhaust.
Okay, hold up.
Side-RAM Nitro Turn-Off Engine?
Oh, you can just turn off the engine.
I have three Nitro.
What?
Hitting right bomb shuts the engine off, but you can't turn it back on with right bomb.
What?
Do I have to A-Z it and then enter to turn it back on? What?
Alright.
Oh shit! Oh my god! Homeless mob! No!
God damn it.
That's alright, nothing happened.
Hey, uh, Choo! Everybody knows my car.
Hey, uh, what up, man?
what up dude you got any doors to kick you got any doors looking to need to be
kicked I'm your guy all right you got a door up kid all right don't act like I
don't know bro I can I can tell you saw me don't act like you're talking to
your car I know you see me dude
I do that too sometimes
I have a damage boost.
Alright, we made it.
Water Dev, Water Dev.
Water Dev.
NAO Crimson Desert.
Ah, let's see.
New details. You know, Saul Rosin, the Generate Gambler, owes us a lot of money and thinks he's protected.
Show him he's not. He works at desk at the fish plant.
Get inside Chubbs and find the manager.
Alright, let's do this.
Alright, so basically the plot is you owe a bunch of money to people that you accidentally decided to do business with.
Let's see what we have here.
Oh yeah, I gotta get into chubs, by the way.
before we get into this one sec my bad just one sec hold up and then we're gonna get into this
Ah, we're getting out, sorry about that.
I gotta get into chubs.
I can punch now.
Yeah, the hair physics is not bad.
I'll never forget when the Lara Croft game came out and they went all out with like, NVIDIA, like the first...
Nothing beats the Dragon Age origin- the Dragon Age Veil Guard, Hair Dev.
Well, this is pretty good hair.
Not bad, dude. Not bad.
I remember when the Tomb Raider game came out, they pushed so hard.
For, um... the hair physics.
Hey, I opened the bugger bugger, I got it, I brought it up, you know what the fuck I
don't want to use you for, I got it, I got it, I got it!
I'm going this way, I'm going this way.
Fuck, we now we've left that in for launch, shit!
What'd I do?
Get out of here!
Are you kidding me? Are you serious?
Are you serious?
What am I even doing right now?
What is this?
What does Square even do?
Oh, you can parry.
Oh, oh, sh-
What up, man? Is this a one difficulty game?
This is all one difficulty.
I actually might turn the FLBF a little bit.
Yeah, this is all one difficulty.
What are we doing here?
Just you and me, asshole.
Come on, man. Come on, bruh. Come on, dude.
Come on, bruh. Come on, dude.
You didn't even hit me!
Alright, so we're trying to find a guy who owes gambling money.
So we're gonna throw a frozen fish at him.
Oh
That was a one tap
What happened
Go pay killers
Is it here get inside right here
Is my mic better now?
Hey!
Mr. Manager!
Get the fuck outta my house, bitch!
I'm not even open the fucking door, you!
You're gonna see me, asshole!
Move it!
Let me close the door. Let me close the door. We're gonna do that again.
You piece of shit! Now we're right!
Again.
Oh shit!
Stay back.
Let me see if this hits you in the face.
Oh, okay!
Oh shit!
Andretal and Rush.
Oh shit, no one, brother!
Oh
Yeah, this game's awesome actually how does this have bad reviews this is fucking sick
Okay, okay, who's next I got to get out of here this is door work no
This ends for you
Get it though, bro. Get it though. Get it though
Okay, so that's always a heavy move. That's always a heavy right there.
Okay, I'll just loop around.
Oh no.
It's one pill.
Oh, that's what he was trying to do earlier.
Oh, it's full HP.
Oh.
I was like, what is he trying to do?
He's trying to grab for a pill in his pocket.
All right, brother.
Open it, brother, tomorrow.
I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
Get him.
That's for you, fish.
What's the lore?
He owes money to, I think, a gang and he needs to do these jobs in order to pay them back.
And they're dirty jabs
They contact out and fish head flats needs their packages delivered to the local gas station that market street and gamble mill
Don't valley
You drive into the water. Oh shit
Yes
Oh, you have to pay a debt of 100,000.
When your health reaches zero, you get knocked out.
That should mean you lose any cash you were holding and you will wake up at the clinic.
Oh my god, what?
I lost it all.
Buy painkillers?
Not enough cash?
But I can just take the ones right there, okay?
to have you back, Sam. We missed you down here.
All packed stuff.
Thank you, Doc.
Till next time.
It's only a matter of time before we
care whatever this illness is.
The thing I have the symptoms, what I'm at the doctor,
though, so you know what the fucking is?
Because I'm just grab on the phone.
We'll find the kiara, Sam. We'll find it. I promise.
There's fucking guy. You see this boat sign everywhere so you know he's like the villain.
You know this guy's actually the villain and the final cutscene he's gonna show up and he's gonna be like
affiliated with the gang
Yeah, how do you your ride is wrecked recover at a garage. Oh my god
Dude I fucking failed the game already. Where's the garage?
Is that my car's location? Yeah, it's still in the water. We need a crane.
I might need to restart the whole game. I think I just threw. Or I walk to this next mission and
then get enough money to get my car out. Wow, let's move. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can
still cars to you right is it easy just it just works
Let's make some dough.
Wait, deliver it to the garage on Market Street and deliver it to the garage in Gamble Mill.
Ah, let me see here.
Well, I went the wrong way
Excuse me board smash you just smashed sandwich board smash more than a lot of additional nitro flasks. Oh, is that what that is?
Oh, that's why there's boards everywhere
All found the garage
Okay, we have to deliver here
Shoo delivery to the garage on Market Street. Oh, it's over there
I was about to get out of the car
Oh, sorry, man. Sorry about that. Shit.
You know, for a little mini, mini, a little scuffed, but just a little, a little mini game
like this, you know. I feel like this type of games are fun, as long as your expectations
are in line.
It looks kinda like Sleeping Dogs this. Yeah, like, I mean, whatever. There's not many games
out here where they actually have the devs actually have like a whole driving system
it's not going to be as good as GTA's or some shit and they make like a little mini
world these type of games are still pretty damn rare not many devs make them so
they're they are kind of like they're still kind of just like fun due to the
loop and what they have built and it seems like it's decent enough for 25
But it literally is like a little a little indie GTA
So I think all you do is you kind of just go around and you literally are just trying to every day you can do three jobs
You do a morning night and evening job each takes two diamonds of time
So you try to make as much money as you can every day
Trouble in the ditch some kids and then if you die you lose all your money
so maybe you got a deposit it in the bank trouble in the ditch some kids think
they run the place hitting civilians and robbing transports remind them they
don't
all right kid get the stuff I alright reach the wannabes you gotta go beat
up some kids
Yeah, I could increase the FOV out even further. I don't know what looks the best.
This game does have a bit of the freedom there, where you can technically go all the way out and have him zoomed super far.
300 FOV.
Is that too much?
I honestly the kicking animation dead but made the game oh this is clean up on me
this isn't bad maybe a little more zoomed
back sucker what a fuck called me a fuck sucker
I swear to the state just call it he's never been
stay out
hit me bro hit me bro hit me again hit me again
get the knife
hit me again
rough me
come on man
come on bro
you got this you got this you got this
you got this man
Oh
Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, oh shit. Yo wait. Okay. Hold on
Oh
Let me take a title in all
Okay, okay, where's the sixth wannabe
Where's the sixth wannabe I'm mad now
You don't want to be brawl, you don't want to be!
Ah!
Oh!
Oh, there is an animation there.
Damn, that feels good.
It's not that bad. It's kind of funny. It actually hits the spot. I might beat this.
Okay, so I have to go back. Alright, what are the skills here? Aggression coming? How
How many skills do I have?
One point.
You deal more damage when at low HP.
Whoops.
I thought you choose one, you just keep putting points in.
You heal slowly in combat while adrenaline is full, you heal a small amount with each
takedown.
Ah, let's go home.
You have earned enough XP to get into the arena, I already did.
Okay.
The skill points are kind of whatever.
Kind of whatever.
Can I take this van?
No.
Wait, who's in here?
Bob Bar?
Is he a random ass bar in here?
What's that man?
south end and fuck up your daughters once we clear the dead and see Lewis you
get over here just like old times this guy's like buddy who don't fuck are you
it's only a matter of time before back on top kid oh wait we'll soon clear that
dead and St. Louis bring over here wait the band back together wait I know this
Oh
It's only a matter of time before we're back on top kid wait that guy knows the whole plot
That was like a random building. I just walked into
Wait what as the guy that gives you the jobs I just randomly walked in there
Random adrenaline shot
Step back.
Oh, look at your vibe.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, I'm sorry.
I didn't know you could attack random people.
I didn't know you could do that.
I'm sorry, dude.
Sorry, man.
Oh!
Shit!
Dude, how is he evading?
How are you even evading right now?
He is level six.
Dude, he's crazy.
Oh, yeah, man.
Hit me right now.
Hit me.
You can't hit me, man.
You can't hit me, bro. I can do that too, bitch. There you go, man.
Damn, I'm so bored.
There it is. Come on, man. Holy autism plate.
Okay, bro.
I don't know, while he sits in the damn ball.
I'm at home.
I'm going to bej.
Wait, someone's already calling? Uh oh. Who's calling?
Luna?
Hey, but punching numbers, tweaking accounts, the shit's below me.
I know, I know. I'm sorry.
Look, I know you wanted better for us.
But I did tell you not to take that gig.
I never should have left, sis.
Carter, Tommy, their family, I know.
I understand.
The way Carter's been losing his touch, I can't really blame you.
But you should have worked it out with me before you just jumped on it.
I know. I always do this.
But I'm trying now. I am trying to keep the wolves at bay.
I'm gonna make it right.
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Before phones!
At least you didn't get shanked in the can.
You saved my life, sis.
Yep.
And... you've saved mine...
...hundred times over.
Look, I gotta go.
I'm out of smokes and I need a stiff drink.
I'll call you soon.
Go to sleep by interacting with the sofa. You will wake up at noon the next day with replenish AP and health
We go to the bathroom
All right, this is the storage room
No bed, but we got a couch
All of these debt paid off soon, sis.
And now, Barry, another chance to get in out of that mess inside of us.
Oh, now I actually owe an amount of money today.
Speak.
Sammy get your feet wet yet a little good man
Yeah, we raise a glass at two to your return swing by the double tap tonight. I'm buying you're buying all right. I'll see you there
This particular chapter is only available at night complete jobs and move time forward. Oh
So there is a main plot you just have to do jobs before and then
The guy just met at the bar just called me so
my car's back and there's two people standing next to it
all right I'm awake now thank you thank thank you
It's not better than Sleeping Dogs combat.
Sleeping Dogs had better combat.
This game has a bit of a disconnect on its melee combat.
It's a little clunky.
If you counter deck collectors, it will be the last pay your daily due or they will
return in greater strength.
You pay at the end of each day when you go to sleep.
Auto collects at the end.
I'm taking this car here.
Yeah, it seems like you just kind of spam RB and right trigger and there is nothing in
the action tree.
I wonder what that blue thing is over there.
Oh, you can't bail out of a car.
Yeah, you can't bail out of that.
Take down, take down the crew that hit Gold's gas on South Street. This one's personal.
Uh-oh.
Whoa.
Yeah, the city detail seems really nice. The city's good.
The driving is like okay. It's actually not super bad.
Shake it off.
Yo, hold up boys!
This one's personal, apparently.
Oh shit, well I gotta get used to it though.
Better than Cyberpunk driving?
Cyberpunk driving was alright.
Um.
Bro, you just crashed himself.
of
my
he's still alive though he's still alive
He was stepping out the vehicle.
Did I say that one mission is only available at an evening?
So I can go and do this so blue is the main story quests I
Can access this now I
Have a 2000 so I'm good as long as I have enough money to pay the debt I'm good
Bravo
Yeah the car damage seems nice too. This game's interesting like it has good
elements built into it. So for like a little $25 game, it ain't that bad. I was
just trying to see how hard. Store mission is night not evening.
Oh, yeah, it says available night.
I'll do one more mission.
I'll do another one here.
I'll do this one here.
Jack?
Fucking skull jacket kids hit caputo electronics downtown some computer memories
They call it very expensive computers and old friend and he's playing to get it back
The memories are stashed at the old furnace sawmill five boxes go in take it back and get out
Okay
Oh
Sorry about that boys my bad bro my bad. Oh wait, we are sure going in here
What the hell
What the hell is this guy?
Oh, I got a skill point.
Your car deals damage to enemy cars over a greater area.
You see police patrol on the roadblock.
Your side ram deals more damage.
Um, he's a lot of kind of like whatever.
More instinct.
I'm probably gonna run punch.
Hit a shrimp?
This mutt of a sick citizen will come in now.
What's that?
That's what you get.
Come on, come on.
What the heck?
Oh, it doesn't? Oh, it completely resarts you.
I thought you completely lose everything.
I guess not.
Yeah, sleeping dogs is a way better package game, yes.
There's no way you're finishing this shit-ass game.
Let's see.
Oh
My god
The parrying dude hold on you gotta you gotta wait a second to take the painkillers
All right one more time here one more time here let me see
Where are you hiding?
Try this again now.
Oh, you got hooked.
Oh, bitch.
Don't get off of that.
You gotta watch out behind here, and then they're like randomly sometimes...
Hit him!
Get him!
You gotta watch out behind here and then they like randomly sometimes...
Ow.
I'm just racking away from this, man.
Ow.
There you go.
That was much better this time.
Come on, man!
Where did your health bar go?
Where's your health bar?
Why does this disappear?
I need that.
I need four more of those.
He parries me back.
There it is.
Easy.
We need two more here.
I need one more package around here, probably this way.
Where is it?
What the hell dude, is it in here?
Oh, there's more cash.
There's a box on the forklift.
Oh, where's the last package?
Maybe he was covering it over here.
Dude!
Oh, this guy's playing difficult here.
Level 6!
Where's the yellow tape?
Oh wait, I lost it's here.
the hell? Your friends died downstairs, man. We're up here the whole time? There it is.
Like pro lane
Now this is before guns not good
Okay
Let's go around in this way
Buddy, get out of the way, buddy!
Not bad, not bad. I should be able to go do the main quest now.
Are you serious?
I got this car back though as we were
Samson head down Samson head down Samson need to shake these bastards
I'm about to kill those guys you might as well actually kill this dude
wait did my car just break okay well alright then alright buddy stop chasing
me
All right, now there's another one.
Now, why are you all tripping here?
Where's your bullets?
Alright, I'm leaving, I'm leaving, I'm leaving, they keep spotting.
I need a new car.
I need a new car, bro, please.
Please.
are you serious right now? are you serious? this guy must be the last one. dude he's
So good at evading it!
Okay. Alright. I'm gonna wait for it.
Okay. There you go.
Oh my god.
I think we're good now.
I'm not gonna let you get away.
Finally, Shuckle.
We're out of here.
I'm telling you, drive up here.
Are you serious
Wow.
No, I'm not all that boring.
What?
What are we doing guys what are we doing right now what the hell are we doing right now
Are we good now boys, are we good?
Everybody out there, patience.
Okay.
There we go, there we go.
Ow!
Next.
They all make sure to keep painkillers on them.
This game will be so interesting to compare to when the new remake of Max Payne comes out.
like obviously it's gonna be like much better but still obviously remedies way
more established than random X triple-A game devs game
I
About mafia 3 what about mafia 3?
This game I think mafia 3 man didn't work
Mafia 3
Let me keep playing. I think the map is really nice in this game.
I don't fucking know. Let's just see who gives a shit.
Oh my god, dude, you guys are annoying as hell, you guys.
You can prove.
Okay.
Shit.
Hey dude, I was about to leave man!
I'm out.
They spot me, I'm in trouble.
Are you serious?
Why is this random gang member just coming down the street?
There it is, there it is, jeez-y boys, easy.
Feels good.
It only took three attempts, all good.
Alright, let's go do the main quest.
Night time.
We gotta go meet up with Carter.
Next time, bring a faster car.
Let's go find him.
Oh, I'm about to die.
And we got another skill point.
Oh, he's down this alley.
Hold on, brother.
down this alley. Hold on brother, I'm on the long way.
Double tap. We're here. Double tap.
Chapter one.
This reminds me of like Wolverine, but he's just a human serenity guy.
Wolverine, but he's just a guy who likes beer.
Right, I wasn't made up for drinks at the double tap. Be good to see the old faces again.
Tommy Nate Carter, some drinks, lapses, unwind.
Uh, whiskey, neat.
At least the double tap's still the same.
Some things they can't touch.
It's eyes.
For now.
But we gotta start making moves, Carter.
Can it, T?
With you back, we can turn this around, Saxon.
I mean, you've seen the state of things out there.
Neighborhood's fucked.
What's up with all these junkies?
Man, that's that white whispers shit.
The streets are flooded with it.
It's some designer crap that's killing us.
No, it's the other outfits pushing it
that are killing us.
Hey, Tommy, brother. Take it easy. We'll take care of this shit.
That's right. I need you two out there earning. The old way.
Show these punks we still got the goods.
Show these blunts!
I'll take that whiskey now, Nate.
Pshh. You gonna drink that gutterswil? Or you wanna smoke up with me?
Hey, you take that shit outside, T.
The smell bothers Carter's sensitive constitution.
Let's go out back, Samson.
Nah, I'll pass, Tommy. Me and Carter need to catch up.
Your loss.
How's Yoona?
Keeping it together as best she can. Given she's stuck there and I'm here.
Can't believe I fucked her over like I did.
Well, what's done is done. She'll keep it together.
She was always the level-headed one.
I'm only breathing because she put her neck on the line.
Listen, Carter, you need to keep the work coming. I'm serious.
I know. Don't worry. I got you, Samson.
they don't kind of won't leave you hang oh my god
Nate back here you fuckers hey good day
what the heck hey they left him you should have gotten the car man you
should have got in the car whatever you stay here and I gotta go anyway
Alright, we'll be next time, maybe next time. Alright, peace. Alright, good stuff.
Alright, I'll see you later, bro.
Wait, am I gonna chase down the shooter and finish him?
Wait!
Ha ha ha ha!
Wait, this IS the shooter!
Shit!
Ah, dammit!
Wait!
Okay, okay!
Oh my god, they left him!
Alright.
Oh!
Alright!
I'm back!
I got one of the fuckers.
Nate's in a bad way.
I called the doc.
She's on her way, Carter.
W-what about the others?
Took off.
Fuck!
The car?
Can't be too many with that paint job on the streets, but let's go round it.
That was a tech nine back there.
That's Antwon Jacks, where I've been working on the car for a while.
Yeah, I'll go see if I can get him to open up a little.
Where the hell's Doc?
On the way.
Hold on, Nate.
You just hold on.
Find him, Samson.
Handle this.
Don't you never ask.
Don't you never ask, Samson!
I gotta go to Bej now.
Crash it, Crypto Replenish!
It's like a random screenshot, not a point of interest.
I don't gotta go home.
I live right down the street.
Oh no, not again, not again, God damn it, dog!
God damn it, I gotta figure out what is causing me to get...
Too much booze.
Crash and pay do, crash and pay all.
Yo pay all dude.
Hey yo bio, can you make that into an emo?
I don't know what the context would be.
The day, I had a chance to get in out of that mason's house.
Do you need an angle?
Perks!
Do you need an angle?
To make it a gift?
Alright, let me see, let me get a good angle.
Full animation or...
Oh shit, hold on. Was that enough?
You need a front angle?
I'll give you another take.
Ah, let's go back. We're leaving.
I don't know what the name of the emote would be I don't know
Noon plus evening plus night the double time I got hit somebody yelled at Carter and make a cop in the crossfire
Someone's gonna pay for this
No, we're no one shoots our boy
That's what I'm talking about.
Nice.
There it is, we made it.
lane. What do we got here?
Gonna talk to Floyd Quintero about the car.
Oh, shit.
Let's see. Let's see.
What up man?
They respect each other because we both got insane hair.
We exchanged shampoos.
That little motherfucker, he's got a garage over by Club Square.
And when you ring his neck, tell him Floyd Quintero says hello.
Oh, I will do, Floyd.
Sounds good, man.
Sounds good.
Can I just yoink this car?
Really? Oh, shit.
Yeah, the car models and the car varieties seems decent in the game so far.
Yoy!
Oh shit!
Yeah, the cars have HP on them.
We gotta go up here around.
find Polly Flash
found him!
hey fucker!
don't you fucking run!
Polly I caught ya Polly
go back in the goddamn garage
you're going back in the driveway dude
you're going back Polly
you're going back
your days are over buddy
your days are done
NOS!
UGH!
You ain't going anywhere, buddy!
My toes caught!
You ain't going anywhere, pal!
My car is gonna parade.
Come on, let me pull you out.
Shit.
What the hell?
What the hell, he didn't even drive that button.
What?
Are you actually trying to get caught?
Okay buddy, okay.
Officer, are you kidding me right now bro?
Are you kidding me?
Okay, I get it.
Recognize me?
A double-tap thing.
You heard a friend of mine.
Yeah, but it wasn't me.
You drove.
And that's all.
You want a drunk asshole named Dallas?
He paid for the job.
Dallas?
Why is this Dallas one car to bed?
How the fuck should I know?
He flashed some money.
He said he needed a driver.
I just drove.
I didn't know, man.
That's what they all say.
Sucker punch?
Revenge.
In the road, Polly.
You're done, Bully!
You're done!
Where's your gold card?
I take his car? Oh shit. Officer's nothing to see here, boys.
Nothing to see here. Is that a payphone down there?
Oh, his car's totaled, actually.
Nothing to see here, I've a say, nothing to see.
Okay, okay, what is this double checking, okay?
It's Connor.
Found the driver, got a name. Dallas. Bring me bells.
No. But I'll put some ears on it. Until then, keep digging.
keep digging who killed our boy oh yeah let me refresh
okay my dashboard is broke
Push dashboard is completely broke and crashed nice feels good man
completely broken tab into a second broken tab
Alright, where's this next mission? Can I actually go and do this one?
Noon, evening, and night. Okay, I can go there.
Somehow this car still works.
Manoo...
Oh wait, no, it doesn't work. It's dead.
Completely broken.
Oh, you can't steal everybody's car.
It's almost like only specific... you can't... I don't think you can pull people out of cars?
Yeah, I don't think you can pull people out of cars, but if the car's just there... yes.
My dashboard is bugging out right now. Hold up.
It's not even, it's just displaying one message and then removing everything. Okay.
It's completely broken.
in. It displays one message and then they all disappear. Let me update and restart my browser.
That worked.
Alright, nice.
You may give me a walk around, look for a vehicle.
Oh wait, there we go. Oh yeah, auto-repair.
Oh my god, auto-repair.
Aw nice, good email.
maybe instead of the kick you just make it so it's just him doing the weird like
a little zoomed in and it's just him doing the movement he never actually ends up kicking it
I don't know it's not that deep whatever it's kind of funnier it's fine you don't need to do anything
C.Y.P.D.
I
Just got decent handling
The cube game is shutting down. Oh really not surprised
Chapter three how many chapters are in the chapters like a minute long
I'm a point. It's word a gun guy Anton something works down by canal
Where does he might be the one who moved the tech nine from the double-tap shooting?
I'm going to head down there and lean on him a little.
I've got to figure out who shot at Nate.
find the gun dealer. Alright, where's this guy?
True.
No way there's ten chapters in this game. I'm on chapter three. It's been like two minutes.
I was waiting here for time or something is he actually down there
is he down there you are too far away
Hey!
No I'm not.
Well let's go talk to him, he lives here.
Can you take this with me?
I'm gonna have to hit him in the head.
Antoine!
Get this fool!
Are you kidding me? Who's kidding me?
Who?
What up, boys?
Shit!
Ow!
Oh
Shit I'm not left
He died so hard, he just got auto-buried.
Arrest!
If you like this game, you should play Warriors by Rockstar.
I hear you're the man to talk to about a piece. It's Antoine. Who the fuck are you?
I got some questions about a Tec-9 you might assault.
No, this doesn't smell good. You get this phone!
It's Antoine!
Come into the woodwork.
Where you at, boys?
Where you at?
Oh, wait, that one taps?
Oh!
There he is!
Oh!
Yeah, this is so much, this is so much damage, you just launch this?
Oh my god.
It ain't no Arkham combat.
Haha, nice.
Alright, now give me the Tec-9.
I just want to know who you sold the 9 to.
The sequel Sam Dad is in production.
But what someone wants and one gets and who bought it
Want to be banger named Steve something?
Mac demora his old man runs the pharmacy over on South Street, right?
Hey, one more thing what you got a crate full of guns there. Why didn't you shoot a cell?
I don't shoot leave that lifetime in prison shit the other four
I just deal the drugs. I don't deal them up. Oh, I just deal the poison
I don't use it
Oh
Paul Carter to report in
All right that emo is insane
Yeah, where is this random landline? Is it upstairs? I think it's up top.
MADAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What do you got?
Ran into Antlin.
McNamara's pharmacy.
You know it?
The Pell Mill.
Yeah, I know it.
Steve McNamara, the owner's kid.
He bought the Technine.
Did he now?
Gonna head over there soon.
Watch yourself, Samson.
He could be packing having something that you'd trick a finger.
Nah, we're gonna kill him, brother.
We're gonna kill him.
Wait, cash held? Oh no!
The thing is, you can rush the mains technically in this game,
because you have to pay your debt.
But you can rush the mains story,
and then more and more goons come to try to kill you.
Hold on, let me see here.
Wait, what was the next mission? Weird. I thought there was something happening.
Oh wait, is it the evening? Am I going home?
I think I'm headed home now.
I think I am.
There we go.
What up, people?
Alright.
Oh, not again!
Oh, we got back in there.
Dad!
So how do I stop this from happening again?
Ah!
There we go.
Ah.
It's been a long day.
Hey.
What's up?
Hey.
hey hey right in a movie last night got me thinking about the old days me you
and Tommy driving around in that old beat-up station wagon manhawking bootleg
tapes for two bucks a night the tapes Spring Street Steve oh yeah the one
who kept forgetting to rewind the tapes Tommy broke his nose right there on the
Stupid farm is kids over a fucking tape. Yeah, well he'd be wound them after that
Simpler times guess there's no rewind in this mess, huh
You bet
And I'll bang for me for myself. We are not
I forbid
I mean it's to make three thousand that I did not so they're gonna there's gonna be people
There's me collectors out
Another day and a chance to get
All right, let's see we have here
Hey y'all. No collectors. There's a mission right here. Oh, noon evening night. All right.
You gotta go find the dude who had the full lot of tech nine.
Nitro's cooked.
Nitro's cooked! Yeah, the car's almost cooked too. That's like 5 HP.
Spend most of his time at his old man's place at the pharmacy.
Alright, let's do it.
We gotta go question this guy.
Alright.
He's at his old man's pharmacy.
Right here.
You know what, man, these gumball machines.
I feel like half of the items, if you ever see these in real life, these are all probably
like 20 years old.
Every single gum.
How many people, honestly, yeah, they're all expired.
Oh, this is cool.
Whoa, they instantly need to kick my ass.
What the hell?
Huh?
How did you guys know?
Ow.
How did you know?
Oh, three first aid.
Nice.
The answers from Stevie.
Oh wait, this is drugs.
Located in a stash of light whisper.
These areas might drop clues of the whereabouts of a big stash of white whisperer men for later distribution by the guys of Trindleston.
You just have to listen to everybody looking at the decision to destroy them.
Okay, we gotta get the drugs off the street.
Hey ya stevie, I see you man!
You-
What the fuck are you talking about?
You asked me all the way for this shit, man!
I just wanna have a look at the last one, but I don't know-
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Blah!
Jesus.
Thank you, man.
I thought I was dead.
Day's not over, Stevie.
Do I know you?
Yeah.
I'm one of the guys who tried to shoot up with a double-pack.
No, no, no, no, no, hold up, hold up. That wasn't personal.
Who sent you?
Yeah, screw you! Because the cops are already on their way!
The cops? You fucking dense, Stevie!
Stevie sent you!
Aw, shit, man. I don't know. I don't know. I'm sorry.
Sorry don't cut it. You better talk.
It was a contract job. The dudes that he hit, me and the other guys.
Name?
Some guy. I just seen him around.
Some guy!
I sucker punch everybody. Play through.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Already died.
Dude.
Really?
Oh
My god
We have he's gone and three or three he's gone
Now, why is he right there?
This is not your last actual battle.
Oh!
Here we go, fuck it!
Don't do this to me, you piece of shit!
This is an F-213, we won't give you the suspect.
Okay...
Okay, this isn't good.
I'm gonna hide in here.
Damn, none of these cars are t- I can't take any of these cars.
save
Save.
Excuse me, brother!
I think this game is better than Mind's Eye.
Uh, the Mind's Eye... Mind's Eye dropped the ball heavily. This game has better driving than Mind's Eye.
Visually, it's better.
The map is better.
This game isn't a complete piece of shit.
There's some elements of some of the deads did well.
I've been the map details really nice and the driving is actually pretty damn good for
uh you know pretty good it's gotta get used to how much you gotta use the handbrakes
That's what I'm talking about.
Sure, there are no people attempting.
I will say, trying to get away from people takes a while in this game.
Because you might end up driving into another group.
And they follow you in the alleyways.
I can take a turn off into the alley, but then they could find me on the street.
Bam, bam.
I don't think this works
Please don't run into a prop
We're gonna have to get out of this much.
Go slow, fellas.
Call Carter, we gotta find a phone.
Got one.
Carter.
Stevie's dead.
Carter what do you got for me Carter how's me breathing what you find none of
the hitters knew each other both hired by the same guy this drunk Dallas
your condominator any reason he'd have it in for you fuck a fine home let me ask
around sure you did good Samson let's stop
There it is.
I'm buying dirty scripts.
Noon time.
Oh, it's evening.
Carter's got there and done.
We'll call you later tomorrow when he has a lead focus on drops and burning cash in
time. Can you buy weapons? I think this game is mainly melee, guys. I think it's all about
melee, even though we are trying to find somebody who's shot us. Yeah, I think the car is the
weapon. We gotta do some missions here. Let's see what we got here. Jack? Lil' Tino Caputo's
hockey cards got lifted from his old man, Masimo's office, T-Town Goon, 70s rares,
Hens Teeth, work real money, Jimmy Muts got him and runs with a nasty little crew
expect pushback. I want all four back. Alright, we got some baseball cards or
or something that we're stolen.
That's clear, some guys.
Are these the multiple locations?
Or...
Who the hell is here?
Okay, buddy.
Step to me, father!
Someone hit that fucker!
Get up!
Yes, you little asshole!
Fuck you, bitch ass!
What?
This ain't good.
Now he's awake.
Next.
You didn't even flinch off of that.
I read the hockey cards.
Oh, there are always packages that seems like you got to put on.
Even flinch off of that
Right the hockey carts. Oh, there's always packages. It seems like you got a fine
Oh, there's a bunch over here
What oh wait you guys are some
Oh my god!
This is bad.
Okay, I actually might die here.
Okay, that was bad.
I'm deserved.
Oh my god, my car.
Oh my god
Yeah, I'm sure I'm not Batman bro. I'm fucking Samson. All right, I can't do crazy crazy stuff
I'm Samson!
Now grab my honey!
Somebody get him!
Damn it, Samson!
No!
Shit!
Ow!
Oh shit!
No! No! Stop it!
No! No!
I need some of these.
Okay.
Everybody chill right now, chill.
Everybody relax, I'm going in this car. I have an idea, I have an idea. Everybody stay here for two seconds, I have an idea.
I have an idea, I have an idea, let me go.
I'm gonna be back. I'm gonna be back. Alright. Okay, I'm back.
Alright, I'm going back. Chill. Everybody relax.
Alright, dude. I'm leaving. Alright, I'm back.
Alright, one more time. One more time here.
Come on, dude.
Stop doing this. Stop doing this.
Thank you.
Alright, I'm done. I'm done. You're right. I'm done.
I'm done. You're right.
Agreed. Agreed. Hi.
Make me kick you like this door. Don't make me.
I need these. Alright.
There's no HP bar.
God damn.
Not again.
Dash.
There's only one here.
Yeah, the melee weapons are actually insane.
Oh my god, that muscle hurt.
It is not better than sleeping dogs now.
Yeah, I thought she'd climb up here.
What up, dude?
I need that bottle.
Well, this is out of here.
Ow! Oh my god, the fall damage hurts so bad in this game.
Next!
You're kidding, you're kidding, you're kidding, you're kidding, you're kidding.
No!
Chill.
Dude!
The rage mode does nothing.
He's like, BIRRRRRR! And then just dies.
Did I miss?
Where are you hiding?
God damn it.
Yeah
Come up here boys you got an animation to climb don't think so
They got no animation to climb
Don't think so boys
My god, wait what wait
Oh my god, there's so many
I'm just here for the car, chill! I'm here for the cars!
Oh god.
Let me take this.
Nodged.
Relax, relax, relax, relax, relax!
Relax!
Bro, where do they keep the baseball cards?
You're so rare.
Oh my god, you guys are still here.
Where do they keep it?
It could be in that building actually.
I'll be back. I'll be back. I do not think it would be on the street.
Yo where the fuck is the damn- yo where is it?
The stealthiest-
Okay.
Okay, he is a worst gang ever lol.
Shit.
Ha ha ha! Shit!
Maddened reaction?
Okay, so if I hide in an alley, no, you have to get out of the ring.
Okay.
Uh oh.
I move!
Thank you!
Very good, very good.
Easy.
All right, Samson. Be cool. Just be cool.
Come on out.
Be cool, Samson. Be cool.
of
the
death
of
Insane roadblock. Wow.
That's really right behind me, huh?
I'm gonna end up getting one of their roadblocks.
out of like V. Dude, what even is this man? This game and getting away from the wanted
is so bad. Like, it's so good that it's bad. Or it's not so good, they're just good at
coming back at you that it takes five years. Either that or I actually just have to turn
up the road and play like GTA where you hide in an alley. Let me see. I swear they still
find me. Let's see, let's see. Am I bad? Is this a skill issue?
I need to shake these pastits.
Ha ha ha ha, get it!
That may broke my car.
We know, buddy!
Excuse me?
Yeah, you better shake
Excuse me, but I gotta leave are you first and thank you perfect. Yep, and just for there
Thank you, thank you, thank you
Finally shook them
They're really good at not being shaken
Finally shook them until there's a roadblock up ahead
Of course
They spot me I'm trouble
No shit, I have a mini map. What's they gonna do reverse while they are showing up behind me? Like, what do you say?
Oh my god.
There's games
I literally did this earlier and they found me the second time it worked
one hour side mission not today boys hey I'm right by my house
Ah, a long day at work.
It took a bit of time, but we made it back to the crib.
We made it back to the crib, boys.
We made it back to the crib.
Ah, not again!
God damn it!
What is this sickness?
I'll figure it out one day.
I got a rest.
After this damn call.
You don't write? You don't call? What gives?
Don't start.
Don't start?
You kidding me?
I've got eyes on me 24-7.
You can't move without feeling like there's a barrel planted at the back of my head.
Look, I'm sorry, sis.
I'm trying my best to pay off this debt.
Listen, Nace been shot.
It's bad.
Fucking Christ!
Is he gonna be okay?
Hard to say, but I hope so.
They patched him up with the clinic.
At least we're still breathing, huh?
For now.
I gotta go.
Alright. My boy! Nude!
I have not seen Project Hail Mary, not yet.
I'm gonna get another chance to get him out of that mess in the sky, Bruce.
Violent healing.
Nice.
Ah, let's get the hell out of here.
Where's my car?
You haven't been paying your daily dues, pay your daily dues today or you get a strike
from the St. Louis crew.
You don't want that.
Well, I got here to do it, but I wanted to fight.
I wanted to fight.
Ow!
Oh my, oh my God!
What if I actually didn't pay my debt?
that's forcing me to pay my debt right now and instead I continue I think I have
to though because there's no main story right now I'm actually being forced to do
the side quests yeah actually have to wait you can just kill the goons and
get one day this game doesn't need guns the guns
This is what would make this game better.
This is not the flaw.
Alright, how do I repair here? Let me see.
How do I repair? Do I go into the shop here?
Yep.
Here, my car.
Here, repair my car here.
And ruin.
Yeah, I'm just gonna make this any different.
The melee combat is kinda like, alright.
I'd say that are you point and click.
That was expensive to repair.
We found out who's been snitching. It's a little Larry, the stick-up punk.
We need to shut us trap a little Larry
They're far away I'm going I'm going
Up here or he's in the building
You know what I needed my 10k steps. I'll run with ya. Let's go together.
That's where we're going.
That's where I'm going to go.
Alright, let's go!
Alright!
That feels good.
He was like alright I'm tired let's go, let's fight.
feels good man just walk to this mission here
I will say this is probably one of the this is like a this is one of the best
original city designs there's not many before like a smaller game it's really
well done and it's all like there's many a lot of them are generic this one has
like good atmosphere sure there's not a lot of people walking around but sure go
to the muggers
I don't see this as a U.E. asset store map at all.
You guys actually see that?
I guess so.
I don't think it is.
Random painkillers
Just you and me, so.
I'm getting better at the combat, man.
I'm getting way better.
You're a baseball bat.
Next.
Or the rest of the goons.
Oh!
I didn't do that, bro.
You did that to yourself.
That was so dramatic.
Okay.
I didn't do that either.
I was just standing here.
Literally self-inflicted.
I didn't do anything, man.
How did that, though?
That was me!
How did that go?
That was me!
Yeah, there's two more left.
Then they fall down and die.
Uh...
Hello?
They counted it as a kill when they died, right?
Hurry!
Bring the hurt!
I don't know how that arrow was, I just, uh, one more gun.
One more gun.
And they stuck gun.
There it is.
Little guy.
Very nice.
And then another one, you need to actually get 3k.
Random wads of cash all over the place.
I think it's down here, and I can't jump down.
No, what am I going to do?
I might die doing this.
Oh, no.
Oh, that was sudden.
Oh, God, don't die.
Nice.
if I wanted you this close, I'd ask.
Insane dancing.
Zombie alley.
Remember fish face Kelly used to sling fake watches by the L now. He's pushing whisper shut him down permanently
Let's go to work
No drugs on this street
I feel a soft and kind of...
Good action, you guys!
I swear to you!
Ow!
That's bad!
I'll take you!
Shit!
I miss a clown!
Fast mission?
There's not that many NPCs, so it's almost like everybody we're fighting is like somebody
we've seen.
They're just lives here.
Everybody is like a target.
Everybody's a mission target.
What the hell?
He disappeared.
All right, let's get home.
Yeah, do the officers give you rides?
Oh yeah, they do.
Thank you, man. Thank you.
Hey, baby! Ah! Wait!
I
You damn piggy
It's green buddy it's green what
It worked before!
Haha! The red light again!
Goddammit man, now we gotta wait again!
No!
I gotta go home.
And it's a bit of a journey.
But I got my car.
What the hell?
Can I put stuff in your trunk?
of
the
house we have your
Bad-a-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
Bad-a-da-da-da-da-da-da!
Who the hell is calling, hey?
Who the hell are you?
Who the fuck do you think it is?
It's your sister.
The money's late.
They're asking. Something tells me they won't be asking politely anymore.
Yo, the sister is an asshole.
I'm going to bed.
Getting you out of there as soon as I can.
Wow, she's calling again.
She's calling again.
I had a chance to get him out of that mess he's been to.
I can't even sleep!
I forget that.
Dude!
Oh.
Alright.
How's Nate?
Stable the doc says good. That's good. I'll head to the docks get back to you
Gotta I had to the docks gotta
Me into the docks
Gotta
Here we go
I was about to mad I failed.
Out of nitrous.
Let's go find the docks.
Morbid metal is out!
I know it's out, but here I am playing this game.
That Minecraft game is out as well.
That one that's kind of like Minecraft I wonder how the reviews are
Yes, let the land get or what?
Yeah, what's a strong thing
What the fuck is that?
Holy shit.
And dude, very positive.
Yo, send every...
Every you go to the dead team tell them we found there's any glitches we've recorded every angle
Yes, just diagnosed we debunked
Get a look at it from a different angle to see what's cause
What can I ask and their fires?
I
Flash and make them out of bottles barrel Brooks they spat at the same name Dallas
Cutter dug into and local small time where debts all over degenerate gambler
Juice head runs with the booze crew down by the docks up our cabin we're gonna go find this chocolate
Brother all gamba addicts
It's not their fault though bro, they watched, they grew up watching their favorite streamer's
gamba.
Oh shit.
Okay, look around the docks for Dallas Green.
It's not super vhs. Alice used to love that place. Yeah, the reflections are really nice on the water
But the thing is there's no splash
Like the character it goes over it's like it's ice or something
This game's so weird it's like yeah, it's kind of like it needed to be cooked more
Hey, you lost buddy. That was green supposed to be around here. You know, I know you trespassing
Get the fuck out of here come on
This bitch got a hearing problem fellas. Let's show him
Oh
What is this right now
I'm gonna throw something at you now.
Everybody's so evasive.
Oh my God!
Bro!
Stop invading!
Ow!
Oh my God, these random fishermen is insane!
Stop!
Oh
My god
Whispering hint.
Brutal!
That was brutal!
Oh shit wait there's one more.
Oh, I think that's him. Wait! You fuck that fucking players! Wait! Wait!
Oh, not good.
Alright, he's right there.
Wait!
The bag!
I don't know where it goes, but now what do you want to find is gas?
What's in this bag? Yo!
Where was he?
Oh this dude never got up to help his friends.
Are you kidding me dude?
You never even...
I think it's him.
No?
Where's the last guy?
Right there!
That's where I met me when I was a mom.
Yeah, some good times there.
Jump gunner.
One of us walking away from this.
They're all dead, dude.
They're all dead, bro.
That guy could have literally left and got away and found more people to protect him,
but he stayed.
He stayed.
Great.
Where is he?
Chill, man.
We kicked the scheming drunk ass to the curb.
Say I don't believe you.
I'm not playing.
He can't carry his weight.
Always got his hand down.
Say I do believe you.
he hold up now fuck should I know if you usually kicks it at this ball and
spring Susie Redtops yeah I know it if you're fucking with me I'll be back
go for Dallas as Susie's red tops. Dallas!
let's see let's see
the
Oh
Damn, bro
Thompson
Shit
She ain't
Look for Dallas at Susie's red tops bar and grill
I
Yeah, what up? Sorry about that. That's how my shoe
Hey, so see you got a minute one of these days Susie. I'm getting between your legs
Zippered asshole. Oh
Dolls green. I'm looking for we were talking that shitheads racked up quite a tab here
And now he's avoiding the place like that. Oh, it's 10 a.m. And you're here find it
Probably at autos hey asshole. I was talking to lady, but she wasn't talking to you. I like him silent. This bitch is mine
You've got it right
Keep it off. You'll end up with a fucking limp. Hey man. Chill. It was a joke
I didn't mean nothing by it and get the fuck out of here
This game kind of does remind me of like the new Wolverine game, but he's just a guy on gamble
He's running some kind of shop shop there the old scrapyard and got it, and I'll make sure green settles that dad
It totally reminds me of like what they showed that the new
Wolverine movie is gonna be but he's just like a dude
He's just a guy, no claws, nothing.
You know what man, I hope this game sells a lot.
I want to see a sequel full-blown, confident, deads.
Chop, chop, shenanigans.
The second one will be insane.
Go to Otto's, Otto, and look for Dallas.
Go to Otto's, Dallas.
Let's look for Otto's auto, look for Dallas.
Dallas?
Maybe you can help me out.
Yeah, what do you want?
Oh.
I'm looking for a friend, Dallas Green.
Look, it's not about fucking cars,
I ain't talking to nobody about nothing.
Intimidate!
What?
Oh, tell me what you know.
Look, I'll be straight with you.
I have put a string of assholes
in the hospital over this guy already.
You can either join him over there or you can just go ahead and start singing.
Take a walk pal.
I just randomly collect some car magazines.
Wait, this is literally Otto's auto, but I have to look for death.
Is this whole place his?
What?
I was literally at the...
Is there just like randomly in this area?
It's gotta be here, but like an entrance somewhere.
That was auto.
and look for Dallas I don't see her I don't see him the cubes save us it's
shutting down just three weeks after it launched I mean the game was bad
It was a bad game.
I don't think I fight the dude. Am I blind chef?
I think I know I am, but like...
This whole place is huge.
Broken fence, left of autos.
Yeah, and that's how you get in.
Oh!
Sorry.
Yeah, what do you mean, finally, that did nothing?
Maybe I wasn't supposed to kill him.
Oh shit.
What the heck?
Man, he was an ally!
Oh wait a minute
Outside of autos on the other side of the street you can watch the place
There's frickin that guy
What you talking about
I
Don't see this
There's a big sign I see auto's auto man I was there
And there's an arrow here, I'm literally where I came from.
Yeah, but that's just for a point of interest. That has nothing to do with anything.
It's not this.
I'll be right back.
Um.
Yeah, step.
Step back.
Is that Dallas?
Are you fucking kidding me?
But his dance card's kind of full.
Please! These psychos are gonna kill me!
Dallas, you shut the fuck up!
And you, asshole,
they're gonna have to show you what happens around here
to people who stick their fucking noses in our business!
Let's go, man!
One of us walking away from this.
Okay, what the hell bro?
What do you mean there's 10?
Don't get up.
Ah!
Boom!
Ah!
It seems like I'm doing way more damage now.
Yeah!
Son of a bitch!
Fuck you!
Ah!
One of us walking away from this.
Shit.
Yeah!
Alright Dallas, tell us.
Shit. Oh shit man, you just-
I'm gonna play the bond game. Yes. I hope it's good the double tap. I know you set up the head green
Whoa, okay. No, it is it is not what it looks like it looks like I got a friend in the hospital and my favorite bars all shut up
No, it wasn't me. It wasn't me. I mean
Yeah, I paid the guys to do it, but it was that fuck Zeta
He said he said if I set this up, he'd clear my marker who the fuck is Zeta Dallas Danny Zeta
He he he he runs some racquets acts like a shotcaller got a way to reach out to this guy
Look, he just showed up at Susie's and I ain't heard from him since I didn't get paid!
Okay, buddy. Sucker punch playthrough.
I believe you. Now say good night, asshole.
No! Please!
Watch your cold corner.
Got him! We need the landline.
On the street?
This way, right here.
Weasel
Looks like he's the guy who set up the double-tap shielding
What the fucking scumbag and his weak ass crew off the face of the earth that's right Samson
They can remind those cruel and fuckers out of world works on it
Okay, okay chapter, what chapter was that
I
Gotta go home
Yeah, was that chapter six or seven
I did not do that on purpose I'm serious
Is that actually six or seven I'm not not good
like a real
It has a good handbrake
I made it.
Alright.
Another day on the job.
Done.
Time to go to bed.
Ah!
Gotta get a good napkin!
Yeah!
The people don't have the time.
They have to have a good night at the same time!
I'm home.
So funny.
Fucking hilarious.
Okay, asshole.
Fucking hilarious.
Okay, buddy.
Okay, buddy, I love another day
Incoming call
Well, that's a lie no one has called me unless that's like the name of the mission of food for crows chapter seven
I ain't no Bonnie!
Sorry.
Another one.
We're here you're telling him already halfway through the game
I mean I guess that makes sense.
I feel like I should just beat it at this point.
Like I could play the other two games, but why not just go for it?
Like the game is like...
It's like a popcorn flick, but a game.
Oh
I got him!
Sometimes you just gotta spam light punch, you know, sometimes you just gotta spam it.
I'll eventually get through.
Oh my god.
I'm here gonna throw lame and find Banny's setup
What the heck, everyone's tripping.
I
Thank you, buddy! What the hell is up Ganglida?
Where is this dude? He's somewhere around here. Maybe he's downstairs.
It must be down here.
Or not.
He's either in here, or maybe through here, or down this way, and in here.
They have this block to- oh wait, maybe.
Nope!
What do you guys think here?
So many dead. Leader nowhere to be found. Okay, we both missed. We both completely missed.
look in trolling bar I see you got a weapon we get a weapon before I go in here
Shampoo.
Shampoo weapon.
I
Yeah, what up use either one of Carter's little lap dogs all the way up in Crow Lane
You the fucker who set up the hit on the double tap that almost killed my buddy. Whoops. Hey, what can I say?
the honey car there is losing his grip losing his grip I'll show you they saw me
on the ring cam
where the fuck is this guy doing this shit outside the door
look check it out man
there's this guy outside the door check it out
there's some guy outside the door
You're doing some little change.
First aid not hurt.
What are we safe now?
Where are we?
The movers are all so much, can't keep track.
Crone Lane, Danny Zeta's place.
Horthay, the ones who move you around.
God knows. I haven't seen him before.
Listen, I'm gonna get you out of here.
I'm there with the rest of these crawl lane fucks.
You just find a way out.
Just find a way out, get out of the crawl lane and lose the heat.
What is the full range of the kick?
Like, okay, I'm all the way down here.
Oh, damn, okay.
Okay, now?
I would say worse than Mafia 3, better than Mind's Eye.
I can't take that information from what you will.
It fits like such a very specific area.
No!
I'm gonna get off the damn highway. There's a lot of spawner right here.
They spot me, I'm in trouble.
Are you kidding?
Literally the- oh my god, oh my god, this is the worst part of the game dude.
The worst part of the game.
They're so good.
They're so good at finding me.
Oh my god.
ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
are you fucking kidding dude
Oh my god, it's a dead end!
Nice on me again.
Bro, this-
Ahhhhhhhh!
And he hits five years getting out of this car.
Finally shook him.
Are they seriously on this roo- We found you, bitch.
We found you buddy.
At this point they got a GPS on the car.
are you waiting because if you accelerate too much there might be like a check point in front
of you and then you end up getting tagged anyways.
All right, 500 cash due today, 3000.
Oh, I might be being forced to do missions. Yeah, I'm being forced
The perma wet floor. Yeah, it's like forever rainy
It's always rainy here
I never see the rain, but it's here.
Shit.
Oh, you need wheels.
I have.
Take on the blacktop plug, time sticking in the ditch, see if you can beat it.
A race.
can beat it. Erase. Under 158. Okay you need like a car that isn't damaged because my car
on the verge of death
one HP on this car
fire
Is it clap boys?
God damn them people.
They take those, people, we take those.
Very nice, very nice.
Okay, okay. Good stuff, good stuff. I think I got to sleep now. I'm pretty sure it's
It's late at night.
Right?
I
Read cheap every Unreal Engine 5 game sucks they all look the same lies lies
I
Know you got some time off from cooking the books today
Went to let a candle for you at church
Saw this little girl standing outside with her parents in her communion dress holding on to a pile of cards
Like a life depended on it. You remember right after my communion dad dragged me into big manises
But I looked pretty in my dress
Sat me on a stool at the bar like some prize pay
Hey, maybe smile so all his buddies would buy him drinks.
And when the drinks stopped, he grabbed my communion cards with all the money in them.
Spent it all, till he hit the floor.
That's when you came.
Took me home.
And left that motherfucker lying there in a pool of his own piss.
Anyway, sometimes you just need to say these things out loud.
Talk soon, Sam.
Dark soon Samuel. Some of you all.
Not bad, not good. Need to tighten things up tomorrow.
Another day, another chance to get him. How the hell do we miss this?
actually be able to do this
Oh
Hold on hold on someone's on the phone wait wait
May answer this hold on yeah, it's awake
God that's good. I'm gonna be a little
Very important call
Are you kidding?
Are you serious right now?
I'll make it quick for you.
That was an important phone call you piece of shit.
That was an important phone call, buddy.
That was an important, damn, phone call.
What do I do now, huh?
What do I do now?
That actually soft locked me no way.
I think I just have to do missions and a little fix itself.
I probably just have to pay my debt.
One package, don't mess it up.
Just make some go.
Alright, that's all deliveries.
Honey, where are you taking me?
Is this all the way on the other side of the map?
Oh, this mission sucks.
That was a bad mission. That was a bad mission. Nope. Fuck.
Nope.
That was rather a different mission.
That one's just driving around all the map and then you end up failing it because of
timing.
Hopefully this one's doable at this time.
Nice, yep.
Get to the warehouses.
Like this one I think is right down here.
Still their power tools.
This guy's just, that guy was just a level one.
Oh, they're all around here.
What the hell?
Where are their power tools?
That's a hack, man.
Bam, bam.
Wow, what?
Oh, what?
Alright, here.
Wow, these are super scattered.
Wait is the left meter hot and cold? Oh my god it is.
I didn't even notice that. No matter what direction I go it's like
Not a...
What?
Uh...
Is it in this building?
on the roof?
Wow!
So there is another one around here.
It's either through that gate or...
BAM BAM BAM
Oh, buddy, we still got two more.
Maybe it's further up.
How the hell is this the way for it?
Don't tell me it's on the roof.
Oh
That's some hidden ass tools
Oh
What are the worst missions in the game? Oh my god
There we go, and now we gotta get away.
All this in my game could be bugged.
And I'm gonna have to completely restart.
Hopefully it's just like you have to...
It's just like a filler day.
Hopefully.
This guy is not running out.
I can't keep out of sight.
Yikes! This frickin' bow! I thought I could fly off the edge!
Oh my god!
I was gonna break the fence and go down there, but apparently it was too high.
Braw is gonna go right and the side of the go left.
What's that selling tickets?
Head down, Samson. Head down.
I
Shit I saw me again. I did this fucking game right now this fucking game
There is a guy in front I was gonna get caught anyways
He's gotta stay out of sight.
I need to shake these bastards.
Head down, Samson. Head down.
Come on, buddy.
Next time bring a faster car.
Oh my goodness.
Okay.
Get out.
like get out of the car
no way
I think it did actually soft lock.
That's for you, face.
Or not.
Just gonna do that in a little flair to the drift.
do today cash out I think I like two jobs
still got a couple more to do here it's good of that one I'm far away
I'm
Sensitive piece of shit boat man. This thing drives so slow
Everything about it is just wide and slow
There's my car, you want something?
Some cocky shits are trying to carve out turf and gamble mill, make it clear they're not
welcome.
was going to work
reach the try-hards
I didn't mean to, I just, I swear!
you think you know what you saw huh? you don't know a damn thing
please, I swear to god Frankie
hey, back off motherfucker
oh, looky here, a saviour
and in south end of all places
escalate walk away while you still can Jimmy deal with this crib for me would
Oh, I promise this will be quick Jimmy. Let's go
Oh my god, what the heck?
What do you mean, reach the try-hards?
We did.
We're gonna get in this car?
Are they in that basketball place?
She pulls first.
That one!
Just you want to do this for me?
I like how the mob's just like up here, it's just like poor end.
Just pour it in.
That is how you do it.
That was fast.
I really hope the quest is just to make three grand.
Even though I have to go to bed
You sure I gotta go to bed now
You
Thanks, I mean it you didn't have to do that maybe but he had it coming
I wish I hadn't snooped around. Some shit you can't unsee.
Said I have no clue about the things he had to do for his family.
He was right.
Oh, yeah? And what'd he do?
He... I'm sorry, I can't.
I don't want any more trouble.
I'm gonna get out of Southend, disappear.
Please, we never talked.
I was just trying something all right I gotta go home
This part is so injured shit shit
I
Baby
Good parking spot.
Alright, we're gonna figure out tonight if it's messed up.
I think the tightening's up tomorrow.
You gonna pay for the day that it is?
Josh will pay what you owe? Bad payment?
So?
Are you gonna never see your sister again?
Oh wait, it didn't bug. The main story quest popped up.
But if it's like permanent game over if you get three strikes
I'll see you next time. I got the payment next time boys. I got the payment next time boys
Next time, boys.
All that turning for the wrong road.
He has risen.
Nate's back among the living, it was touching go there for a minute.
Oh, the guy you guys shot's back.
Hey Carter, you up?
Yeah, just about.
Go say hi. We'll talk after
See in here
Look I'm not nervous. I haven't seen him since he got shot. I'm so nervous. I don't know what to do. Oh my god
What are we doing man? I can't look crazy. Tell me man. I'm not nervous
I'm nervous man. I'm killing people trying to find out who shot him and I can't tell them that I don't know who he is
I'm nervous man. All right good talk. I gotta go talk to him
Yeah, what up?
Hey, man.
Samson.
My man.
You meet heads trying to kill my patient?
Hey, Doc.
Samson.
Playoff, Doc.
I'm tougher than I look.
Like hell you are.
How's the patient?
Fuller holes for patched up.
Mostly.
He's gonna need some time to recover.
See?
That means keeping your ass still.
You been here a long time?
Doc says he was here all night.
Samson.
I
May kind of said you found the guys
this settle
You don't have to turn on the water works. That'll be the morphine kicking in your friend needs some rest
We'll be back mate. What's the last time you slept that?
You've seen what it's like outside
You can't be epidemic. I'm taking on what the hospital's won't handle
I don't know I've been doing rounds in the neighborhood trying to help people out
said Dunstons the church from Spring Street they're operating a shelter out of
there my help out sometimes
father I know he's bearish I know it he's been busting my balls since I was 10
but he's a good man people around here trust him
he's doing good work that he is gotta go that's the goal
yeah latest episode so the problem is man the problem is
All the people taking the drug worse than Fent.
That's why there's no NPCs on the street.
Hey, what up guys?
Oh wait, I gotta talk to you, right?
They got real lucky.
Daddy did.
You think you're Zena?
That pump won't be a problem anymore.
So he was really moving on Carter?
On us?
Ragged about it even.
Look at this.
I found a big stash of white whisper.
And a bunch of zonked out rattles they kept captive.
Whisper.
I swear the fucking drug is everywhere.
Why the hell are they keeping people captive?
This is bigger than the fucking Crow Lane crew.
You think we got a new player making moves?
The only thing that makes sense.
Alright, so what's the plan?
Speak to the other whisper dealers.
See if you can get us a name.
Start and then we'll...
Drugs around here always come pouring out of that shithole.
And then maybe we can stop the fucking streets from running red.
Seek out White Whisperer pushers.
Okay, so basically we got to take out all the drug dealers.
We are here officers we are here follow the arrow
Oh, shit, sorry, man. You okay?
Yo, you pushing Whisper?
Oh, shit, you a cop?
I look like a fucking cop. Where'd you get it from?
Hey, hold on, man.
You're a distributor. I'm on a name, place.
Before I start beating the 11 shit out of you.
Shampoo Conditioner.
What? You fucking kill me?
Not if I beat you.
Location.
Oh, shit.
Man.
Oh, shit.
Shhh. Man.
Fuck.
Alright.
Alright, listen. We all re-up at Richie Rogans, okay?
The Harpooner.
Scary motherfucker hooks us up in there.
Alright? Not anymore.
It sounds like a weird New Jersey ghost in...
accident or something.
Motherfucker, wanna bitch?
Get a motherfucker, wanna bitch, man?
Something here!
Take it!
Get away from this shit!
RUN!
Get him, like a fucking man!
Another one, huh?
Yeah, although, that doesn't look like there's a bunch of snipers trying to kill me or something.
Okay, you're getting a brick to the face I've decided you're getting a brick to the
Let me find one
Oh
Oh my god.
This is exactly the place where I was before.
What the hell, where are they all?
There's like two more, it seems like some of them bug out trying to get to you and just
get stuck in little areas and you gotta go find them yeah they're like probably
stuck somewhere
Come on, somebody hit him!
Oh, fuck you!
Seek out...
Oh, it's in here.
Alright, gotta keep going.
You were so stunned that you could just get out of here.
He was so stunned that he was just like,
he didn't even put his beer down.
Oh no, oh no.
Oh
And they're gonna shut up, bro.
The piss filter is the adrenaline filter.
One more guy.
One more.
Where are you guys?
One more, one more.
Are you serious right now?
What?
Dude.
Are you kidding me?
You're making me do this all over again?
I was the...
Wow.
I was too far away and I didn't realize...
for the hulls perpatched up.
Mostly.
He's gonna need some time to recover.
See?
That means keeping your ass still.
You've been here a long time.
Doc's as he was here all night.
And Samson?
I wanna thank you.
You can skip the tax, no you can't.
I gotta say, you found the guys.
You're settled.
You don't have to kind of know what it works.
That'll be the morphine kicking in.
Your friend needs some rest.
We'll be back, Nick.
When's the last time you slept, Doug?
You've seen what it's like outside.
We gotta whisper epidemic.
Well, you can spam space on keyboard to skip the text.
I gotta get a call, dude.
Mod it.
Mod that guy, please.
Oh, this is total pick-up.
car new car they just leave their keys in the car
Yeah, the police are just super neutral.
I
Know you push away
Oh
get up
There's others this way I think oh, yeah
My weapon now
I'm here again. Yes, I failed
That was a lot faster, but now there's one guy who's nowhere to be found.
I
Oh my god.
Alright, where's this last guy?
You never showed up.
Oh, no.
Anybody!
Oh, that wasn't him.
Where's the last guy?
No!
I've survived the beatdown, I've survived.
Mr. Last Yang.
It's a weird part of the game where the AI can bug and you have to look for them.
I'm the 11th, maybe.
Oh my god, he's stalling this shit out of me.
I
Was the last guy I got
I should report it
Alright, we beat everybody up.
Usually good.
Let's see, let's see.
No cars on the road, there's a...
...paphone.
On the other side, what the heck?
Come on, man.
Speak.
Hey, O'Carter, I don't have a name yet, but I do have a lead.
Dealers re-up at the Harpooner.
Listen, Carter, whoever this guy is,
the dealers are fucking terrified of him.
He strangles people with a rosary and some shit.
Is this guy for real or just some clown
trying to carve out a niche for himself?
Some kind of religious scare tactic
strengthening folks with a rosary?
What is that, a gimmick?
A gimmick or not, it's working.
gimmick or not it's working the corner boys act like he's some kind of boogie
man I'll go check out the harpooner want to see this creep for myself all right
watch yourself don't go pissing off the boogie man
All carnage are reported and done another one
And I got one
Good stuff good stuff
Okay
All right, it's night time. I can do one mission so I crashed this wedding right over in the city
There it is. I don't even know what was in the stash. I need two grand though.
Oh my god, you can just launch those, huh?
Sorry.
You okay?
Step back.
Okay.
Step back.
I am hard.
I am fucking angel.
That hot white shit, I am hard.
Back it up.
I need wheels that is so expensive for repair
Well, now I'm not getting any money.
I'm gonna get you.
God damn it.
Why is that right there?
I just lost to a trash can.
I thought it was like a metal barrier, it was a trash can.
Nitro's coming!
Nice.
Oh my god, I'm gonna have to crash into this tree and die.
Happy Fatherland, job work done.
I'm holding the brakes.
I got to go home 1,000 held 1,000 on repair
so they're going to be mad it's going to be straight to having nothing
Yeah, I don't think it's worth repairing the car either.
Oh another long day at work.
Dude what happens if you don't pay, what if you get three strikes and just like the game overs you?
Another day, I had a chance to get out of that mess and sink worse.
Oh, shite.
What's the next mission?
whisper pushers all re-up at the harpooner guess I'll head over there and see
is this game really 40 chapters a lot chapter 9 so you guys said don't beat
games. We are on route to having another one on the finish shelf.
I should stop right before our ends.
Keep up the streak.
Wait, spare pushers are all re-upped at the harpooner? Guess I'll head over there and see what I can find.
The harpooner.
I
Tommy the fuck are you doing here? Oh, hey, Samson. I just popped in for a drink
Well, I'm not the moment felt like old times. Yeah, the harpooner didn't a while. I remember when they never caught it, right?
Right, right. I mean, it's a long time ago, but what about you feeling the same?
I'm following up on the whisper supply. Let us have some fun, bro
Harpoon push you say they get it from some guy who walks him up here
Maybe I'll find the stash house Carter thinks he's bullshit though. He would mean it me and Carter's not taking this shit
Seriously, you think someone's really making moves
I think Carter's expecting some other old-timer in a suit to call a sit-down and hash it out like men
And that's gonna get on this time you go fight man my fists hurt you find that stash house call me
I'll make that shit disappear. Oh Carter won't like that. Yeah
Well, half the things I do to keep this organization running Carter doesn't like leave it to me brother
Leave it to me brother
What up Richie Richie the one and only I'm looking for someone told the operates out of here
You run with Carter's crew right and bill I know you're talking about
Holt's cord over in the booth there sometimes with his fucking rosary beads and Bible
Hands out that whispers shit to the dealers that come through you welcome me into something. No, it's my niece man
She was on that shit
18
She didn't make it. I'm sorry. I figure if Cardis people are asking about that bastard. It can't be too good for him
Got a name. No, but I can tell you who might
Go to St. Dunstons talk to the Padre. I know he goes there to do whatever Catholics like to do not a fan
All right, I'll go check the church. Thanks, old man.
Go to St. Dunstan's Church.
Now we gotta go to the church.
Good parking spot.
Hotfix, hotfix the kitchen, doesn't fucking know they shouldn't want that damn.
I'm not about to kick this, man. Come on, bro. I'm going to walk in normally and pick this up.
I'm sorry, Father, no dice. I'm actually here looking for a member of your flock.
Maybe son, you know better than anyone. I don't allow Carter's dealings in my church
He's bad news
Very bad news unless you're here for the service. I can't help you look father. What's up boys?
You the asshole that are corner guys. Hey
Well, why don't you take this outside show some respect? This is a house of the Lord
Sorry father, but this asshole's asking questions. He shouldn't be and he's got to learn a lesson
Yo!
Don't make a mess in here, man!
This one guy just baited his whole team.
Wow, he broke the chair.
Wait, can I get you through the animation?
Are you invo-
Whoa!
Invis frames?
What the hell dude?
What the fuck is this guy doing, mate?
Hey, you're a baaah!
Alright.
I won't talk to me too shits this year.
I'm sorry.
Timmy two shits, that's your life stills.
Just you and me, asshole.
Yeah, that's a good gang leader name, Timmy two shits.
They call him Timmy two shits, cause he doesn't give two shits.
Is that you two shits?
Yeah, it's Timmy.
Stop!
They're here!
Mama!
What are you doing?
I'll run after outside.
Hello!
I'll make me go too far and then you know what happens.
You got too far!
We're the last three guys, bro.
What the heck?
Oh my god, did it kick you guys you're gonna find your entrance all your boys are dead
They're all dead, you've done so long, they were waiting for you.
Now I gotta go find the last guy, I'll be stuck on the other, yep.
Get him!
Probably gonna attack the father now.
Father, it's not what it looks like.
What the heck was that?
Oh, it's right here. Yo.
I'm not asking you too father. I just need a name. I need to stop this guy
The stuff he's pushing that white whisper
It's better news. I cannot. It's not just that
He's killing people snatching addicts off the streets. Oh, no
He's a sick man father
Strangling folks with the rosary killing people just for the fun of it
It's not just wrong. It's evil father. I fear I know who it is. I
I didn't believe his confession.
God forgive me.
I cannot reveal his words, but for the sake of my flock, I will give you his name.
Yes, give me your name.
Anything.
Falcoff.
Andre Falcoff.
You know where I could find him?
From what I can tell, he never stays in one place.
But he often spoke of Emerson.
Emerson?
Thank you, Father.
I'll do my best to stop this man.
Yes.
Before he can do more damage.
And Samson, if you find any of these poor children, the ones who's been taken, send them to me.
Send as many as you can. Please.
Goodbye, Father.
Chapter complete.
Okay, okay, yeah am I at two strikes?
Oh chapter 10 now and the NOS is very NOS-y
I
Guys go a nice little shower
Bartender at the heart putter let me to st. Dunstan's father of Mount Mallie didn't want to talk about first
But he gave the guy andridge volt com is the connect he's got a stash house somewhere the bottom mention emerson
That checks the neighborhood has been junk central since the 80s makes sense that someone would plan a whisper operation
There's nothing help this piece shoot down
Oh, shit.
Valkyrie!
Am I going in here?
Hello?
Any bad guys here? Hello?
Ow!
I
Was getting on right there
Where are these people
I have to finish!
No, this game is all about this very basic combat.
It's like, it's actually very shallow combat.
It's just parries, there's evasive, and there's a heavy and a light, and that's it.
And the skill tree is potato.
I
Try this way
This or crimson desert well one is double the price and crimson desert obviously
Yeah, this game's only 25 bucks
The crimson desert like 70
Where am I going where is this guy I?
I miss like their entrance
Looks like a weird boss arena arm tripping
What? Where is this guy's operation?
Where is this guy's operation?
Ah.
Yo.
What the heck, man?
I have no idea.
What was the quest?
Good what?
Your tummy could be... wait.
You're taking me all over this place?
You wanna hug or something?
Step off, asshole.
Anywhere in Emerson.
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
No way, this is where we were earlier.
I've been here like ten times.
I suppose I was in here the whole time.
Nope.
I think maybe this way but I've already been through here
Yeah.
Not in here.
That's why.
Yeah.
Don't poke off someone with the pokeball.
Don't know any pokeballs.
Oh.
Yeah, I'm fucking enough of this.
Ow!
Hey, somebody hit that!
Oh no!
You just don't know where that guy was.
I have to be that way
Oh, yeah, this is where they're selling the drugs
I
Ow!
Just you and me next time.
Ugh!
Ow!
Come on!
Ugh!
Ow!
Ugh!
There it is.
It was here.
Shred the stash.
One created a fucking time.
It was here.
Oh, there's a phone right here.
Call Tommy Riley, call Carter.
Talk to me.
I got good news and bad news, Carter.
Let me hear it. Bad first.
I found the boogeyman, but I lost him.
Got a name, though, from Father O'Malley.
Andre Volkov, real piece of work.
The Padre knows him. He's seen a lot in his day, but I could tell this guy freaks him out.
Samson, find the guy. And when you do, you take him out. Period. Can't have shit like that on my streets.
Uh-huh. I'm on it.
So, what about my good news?
I found a supply. And I mean all of it.
Good. Destroy it.
Already done.
Just start. Talk soon.
Talk soon.
Evening.
Very nice, very nice.
I think we gotta go out and we gotta go home now.
I gotta drive all the way back.
You just launch these at random civilians?
Yo, the jack, oh, the jack!
You want some, right, honey?
I was just drinking some stretches.
Sneaky fuck!
need something honey scared him away
my car functional not fully uh totaled right
yeah the cops are cosmetic gonna get paid enough to deal with crime
Just give me a minute.
Alright, hopefully we can figure out what the hell is wrong with me, Abraham.
Yeah, what's happening how much works life Tommy's running point while Carter's out of town
Oh, he is Izzy Tommy boy doing his thing. I bet he's enjoying that
I mean, uh, Carter trust Tommy too much.
So do you.
You remember that job on Maple Street a few years back?
The bookies?
Yeah, that was my idea.
I planned that.
The fuck?
You bragged all over town about his great plan.
Exactly.
You know, I don't care about praise from the boss, but...
Anyway, stay alive, scrapper.
I'll call you again soon.
There it is.
She doesn't know I haven't paid my debt in like four days.
Not good. Need to take names out tomorrow.
She doesn't know.
Another day, another chance to get in there. How did that miss?
I have to today I'm being forced
What if you can't beat the game
Hey, I was
Don't worry about it don't worry. I'm gonna pay I'm gonna pay
What if you can't beat the game if you don't 100%, okay.
Ow, ow, ow, ouch.
Holy shit, that hurt.
Ow.
Ah!
Ow!
Shit.
We got a filler day where I gotta do this.
I'm going to be in the
the
God damn it man.
Are you kidding me?
Where's the entrance to this place?
Wow.
Wow
Is this the same one?
Four cases lifted from a warehouse. This guy just wants some product.
Let's get this done. No fuck ups. That's literally right here
Not good
Shit I already do this shit ass power tool quest
Yikes.
Bam, bam.
Hopefully it's not on rooftops.
The last time they were.
Ow.
Rude.
Ow.
I think I do need to go up on the roof, yikes.
Are these actually in the same spots?
No way.
It doesn't feel like a super filler part of the game.
i have to do this in order to progress
Yeah, what if I sleep again?
yeah
This one actually up here.
And I was hoping you could jump up.
No, you can't change your outfit as far as I know
Last one's by the water.
Close closing in.
Oh, what a quest.
There it is.
I swear these were in the same spot.
they're super similar all my favorite
this is where we probably and my car bro yikes
what the heck dude I bet you can't swim in this game I already tested it
You've got to be kidding me.
Oh!
Wow.
I need a little more speed there.
Head down, Samson. Head down.
And then Samson and then
Shit eyes on me again
Finally shook
Oh, buddy. Oh, buddy. We gotta do this two more times. The missions, I feel the grind
already because they're so annoying
oh my god dude
this just can't drop
one's going to be in front of me on the highway and then it's going to start all over again
and then.
Wow.
I'm so far in I feel like I gotta beat it guys. I gotta.
I
Still guy
One sec, yeah, hold on, let me check something.
Where is this at the moment okay
Yeah.
Shamshi!
Ow.
how close am I? you actually have to clear 100,000 worth of missions each one gives you
a thousand. So do the math.
Be self-watched.
Is that actually the objective of the game though?
Because you can just do this unless I bet maybe in chapter 11 it makes it so you have to pay your debt off
in order to beat the game.
I could see that being a thing.
Where you can, you can go through the main story, but then it hits you with you have to do that.
Deliver blood bags to the ditch clinic.
Oh boy.
Let's clear some decks.
Of course.
But how am I attracted to these fucking
corners?
The car just always drifts perfectly just enough angle
to hit the damn side.
I
Just drop
Oh my god
You took the longest turn on purpose
Nice! No way! 40 seconds to remove the wanted symbol.
Are you fucking kidding?
I might hold up four. I might. I'm over it.
I chance.
I don't think I'm gonna make it in time.
Almost out of time here.
You know what the thing is?
This game's mass is so tiny and like there's way too many cops and thugs, so you can go
from one part of the map to the next and they're like always there.
I'm over it boys. I'm over it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. I'm giving up. Sam
I'm done, dude. Sam, done.
Well. Okay, Sam, done.
Ah, boys, you know where we're headed.
You know where we're going, boys.
You know where we're going.
We got two other games locked and loaded
that need to be played, but you know where we're headed.
You always come back what were the reviews of that game by the way
Mixed
Yeah
Yeah, it's fun until you realize it's just bad.
It's fun until you just realize after you you're like wow I'm glad a game like this exists
that it is good the people they still make games like that they don't need insane marketing
they don't need to be $60 games but that one was like it was just potato
the jank the jank fell off the jank fell off after hour four
sometimes the jank is funny i mean the sam soon is still a great emo
We did get that from the game.
No.
It's going to be Mirage.
If I can dodge this for you guys if you want.
Why?
All right, Gary. Solid incompetence.
I believe in you.
VipRush.
Thank you, thank you, smart queen. Thank you. Fuck that map.
Shitass.
Fuck that map. Too much barrage.
Holy moly, we got a game.
Dude, true.
Sam Jam?
Dude, Sam Jam.
Sam Jam fits D&B.
All right, it was worth the email boys I rushed me hold up you don't stop
But we're saying we're bursting this guy. Oh, he's on my team guys
We will make sure we get it.
We're going into the car.
Look left, look left.
Two.
Two, two, two, two, two.
You know, if they rushed through the molly, we would have lived.
this I got it might be one more
well the Royal Guard at USP is so nice
yo I want that dude I want that I want that USP
that's a nice USP dude
I'm very nice wow wow we just got completely annihilated
All right, these games will not go as bad as yesterday's.
Full save.
How much do I get I get for next round?
are you forcing this or not?
yep
nope
fuck
no
I'm headlining it
ah shit
even bombings fire
push up there
That's a
Try not to bite you
All right, here we go rock rock time. I'm glad to make it to that one restarting rock time here we go
Give him a minute. Give him a minute. Hold on. Hold on. I'm not gonna be here tomorrow
What was he restarting his computer or his game?
Oh no.
It might take a while.
Uh oh.
Uh-oh.
We gotta do another.
He's restarting his life, moving to Mexico.
Oh.
Tell him I said I toggle.
Click him out.
I talked about
They're gonna toggle
I'm gonna play dark wood again dark wood was really good. I really enjoyed the audio in it
One day
I'm on fire, I'm on fire.
that guy's low coffins nice
one dead bee oh god don't die guys I'm far
Yeah hold up oh god
Yeah.
That's a Molly car.
That's a Molly.
I don't know where it's coming from.
Two.
Oh, what's on this hand?
There's three, I think.
Yeah, we're...
Okay, down right there, bro.
Do you have an aid?
No smoke
My bad out of all the different states call out to pick up
My be my be
Shit shit shit
I'm city
I
Want to be implanting
Church
I'm out!
I'm running?
What's running today?
Guys!
You guys are the ghosts.
Gantti assist, Gantti assist!
Oh, you're rich, come on. Give me that back.
Gantti assist!
This is leaving resets stats now
What are you having for dinner?
I'll be a sweet potato and ground beef
That's just simple
and nice healthy done done dinner I looked away
right side
backside
there's still two top mid
oh my god
i have one hp, i have one hp
yep, two of us are red
smoking church
What a shimmy peek bro.
Wow.
You're gonna get a better post that spot.
There's only one with HP.
All right, let's see what we have.
Did you finish Sam Jam? More like flushed it down the toilet.
It's flushed, bro. It's flushed.
Favorite hot sauce? I don't have one. I haven't tried enough to have a favorite.
I don't seek after hot sauces.
Just take care of her.
I have no entry out.
I didn't say it was an amazing game bro.
at our bad. I'm gonna ban you and you have to click me when I said it was amazing.
Now you gotta review the bot and then see where you heard that.
And then you're gonna have to use that on your unbanned request and then that will be your
tickets are freedom is in there from my off from my off some stairs
I'm not going to be at the bottom here, I refuse.
I'm talking to you
You're better
I'm throwing a breath back
One, two, two
Okay, you mean?
Wow, that was such a random shot
It is a cheat, guys.
It was such a random shot. I'd be like, uh, that's so sketchy.
If I was rather receiving it, I'd be like, I'm a cheats!
Little sketchy!
I know it crosses mid apparently, so I'm gonna stop beating them out.
I'm back! I'm gonna get him!
I got you!
I got your molly. Give me your molly.
Where'd you go? Where'd you throw it?
One right there, Kara.
I wish I knew where the fuck you just did that.
Offence tag that is unfortunate. I literally dropped it like right here
No way
One definitely fit one looks like Lane or something. Yeah
I just need one bullet, one bullet, one bullet, that's all I need to do, nice, nice, nice,
There's such a strong spot to be a fucker like you can just keep shimmy peeking and buying time and just being such an annoying shit
And then when they get frustrated just hold the pillar and don't peek anymore until they have to reload
My hands are freezing, but I'm sweating doesn't mean I've died
Means you're gay
I'm not doing that shit.
I threw the black bag.
No way you pushed the smoke.
I've smoked more than these.
Let's stop him
I
Would be getting to believe
dude he was blind bro come on
Oh my.
You know what, usually it's worth just re-peaking and shooting instead of going with the utility.
take banana slow then pop out
you know
sometimes it's just not it
like I should have just repeat
whatever
all in bedroom
that was one B
let's go, let's go
I throw the black bag
shut up
put a spicy tea
put a holly gun, watch out
Throwing a blackback.
Come on, there's shit, can't help you.
You a sardine?
Turn it off!
In church, huh?
There's one more sighting.
In the inside?
Nice.
He killed it.
All of you has been questioned.
I'm hired.
Walls.
no one fought you to here for me? yeah
am I saved? I got first saver exits
Oh good.
Oh.
Hmm.
Have you tried to act yet?
Uh, few times.
Someone got used to the boiler, it's like turned two rounds together.
Okay, you're insane.
You're stressed, Blaster.
Your time is the timing.
Yeah, yeah, take that.
I'm playing.
From making the opera plants every round is starting to get annoying.
Is he going to save for last round?
All right, all right, okay
Next game after Samson
What is the next game
What's the next one
Replaced oh, yeah replaced
Yo, that one's gonna be beautiful.
That's two to day.
I got a molly.
Where is it?
I got a molly.
I hear a guy.
I got one.
He's still on site.
One site somewhere.
Careful smoke.
Good, he pushed banana, banana push.
We lost like three of the stupidest rounds.
I got rest I'm in
Yeah, I do you too.
Buna nana nana
Waaa
Buna nana nana
What?
Nothing beat
Huh!
Speed
Alright, do this bro
Speed
I think I'm getting him.
This guy's gonna touch the leaf, bro.
No!
Dude, if we lose this, I'm gonna be so sad.
But like, we deserve it because we're playing like dumbasses.
So it's a bit deserved, to be honest.
There's the-
I'm like we should have won three of those rounds and now this is gonna be rough. Yeah, let's just need saccantata go with them.
Alright.
Fuck this.
Come on, come on, choke choke.
I hope they're hurt.
I'm in, I'm in.
I'm in like, I'm in like.
I'm in sight.
It's on sight.
Wait, hit.
And the flank!
I've gotten flanked three times.
Damn, damn. I shouldn't have bought the Nade, bro. I could have afforded the shit-ass op and now I got a M477.
Oof.
laying down smoke
crowd
oh no
oh wait for me
wow
i have the fuse
all that shit is
just bait me
I know you're going to see in everything, but please don't push bananas, they're only
smoked.
Yeah, I need ops or no.
I don't want to pick up.
Oh, by you.
Thanks.
Yeah, do I do the ramp peak with the AWP?
This is literally a gamba of the 8th dragon here.
Do I do it?
Let's give it to the boys.
Do I do it?
it you ramp watcher be okay he's just ready for that he can wrap arch are you
watching it? Nope, can't, it's lost. Guys, yeah, they could rap, I'm in pit. They did.
Alright, two more, I think less two, both banana. Oh, bro, we're coming. Yeah, sandbags,
top car
you have time
both on sides
got you
new box
let's get a new box or something orange
new box
Nice!
Good!
You almost killed me on the quick switch.
Almost killed me on the quick switch.
I think they might save this ground, I'm not sure.
Take your re-out, take your re-out!
Probably top, all the mid.
Play sides, play sides, care.
All over push.
Nice.
They go through Boiler, careful.
One is all dead right now.
Can they be Banana? Can they sneak up?
Yes. Oh fuck, I'm going back B.
Grenade out!
How many of you here in bloom? You're gonna rotate past.
Yep.
Grenade out!
E.
Hold on.
Grilled.
Throwing flashbang.
One flashing.
Yeah.
Oh, that's been quite a while.
Right, one shooting.
Nice.
Another one's second north.
Wow!
Where?
Could be anywhere.
They're fusing.
Keep behind you.
Terrorists win.
Nice try.
Okay, I'm just not fucking picking, can I get a free fire?
Remember, this is Bandit country, shoot everything that moves.
Oh
man
They hear that purple
What is key side abs? Oh, he's still there green you here. Oh, sorry. Oh my god
And be
I literally threw the whole match
I wanna see, yeah
I go for exit
Ah damn it man
I have to, I have to
Still winnable
I don't know if I want to do this peek here.
Uh, yeah, I can buy you but please don't play.
Here's a beer, you tell.
There's time out, pal.
Uh-uh...
We're all chanters, gotta make it calm.
I don't know if I wanna...
I shoulda...
...make it up all the push mid-round.
I don't know, I don't know.
Yeah, that guy banned, he linked me a timestamp of the VOD of where I said Samsung is amazing.
Amazing. Hold on.
I'll check it after this round.
He actually came through.
What a flash! Who does this?
We need to move, we need to move, we need to move.
They're not even playing in the site, we lose.
I'll pull the Facebook's so long.
Are you going to apps purple?
There's two top laners, no one apps.
We're trying to execute B but they don't know how to throw a utop.
Still two topcars. Smoking now.
One minute.
There's two. No need to open.
There's a shot.
He's pulling.
oh
great
That's it
Dude, you know what we needed to we needed to change the beat players
The B player is done out of hold B.
Why are we trying to take sight with five of them alive?
if you're going to sit in a new box, just peek and see if you can only see grills.
That way I don't die from grills.
Yeah, they're down there, they're down there.
This guy bot?
Oh my god
Can I stay big
This is a C3 I'm sorry. Yes, I could save the AK we got
Yeah. I'd rather just save and give this to him and off. There's no way we're gonna
win this. Coming orange? Yeah, they're pushing you blue.
How good. How good.
Stay with the culture.
Yo, fuck this white dumpling bitch, bro. Okay.
I can't make do with you guys
I
Play it safe guys. I'm glad I wrapped the safe. Yeah
I'm watching apartment. Yeah, anyone watching
When do you go be
Two two
Pushing car one
I'm sorry. Oh my god
Every round to be players
really crap
probably banana
good hold bro
There you go.
Insane hold.
Insane hold. I should have just held banana. I was trying to get him to site and then I was gonna look banana, but he took like five years to peek.
Where are the shells?
Move!
I'm 50-50 on going B and helping him.
Nice.
Get out of there.
Okay, there's more.
I'm going to rotate back, well you're good, okay still a car though, what's going on
Oh fuck it, I'm one dead.
Hit man.
Are you kidding?
Dude, uh, fuck this game, man.
Oh, dude, that was actually a microsecond, fuck.
I stared at him, aiming at him for, like, the real delay before you can shoot.
Oh my god.
Fuck me, man.
What a game, what a game. I think I lost my 23 pad.
You're chilling, yellow.
Grenade out.
Keeps up, banana.
All right, let's get into one more faster feels bad minus a hundred oh I'm still 23k dude
whoa shrouds 23,600 yeah this is purely solo queue solo queue honestly shrouds like a
30k players rusty isn't played in a while if he consistently plays he will shit on everybody
all right this guy band said that he found a clip of me saying the game was amazing
Okay awesome and amazing are different plus it was more like awesome
sarcastically this is literally 20 minutes 10 minutes into the game okay
hey he said amazing he said amazing and awesome are different okay you said it
That was amazing, I said awesome.
Two different, two different fucking adjectives, buddy.
Two different adjectives.
I gotta get out of here.
Come on, we're all unbanned him on a technicality.
All right?
I'm gonna unbanned him on technicality.
Oh, okay.
Ah!
I'm gonna kill her.
I think we're gonna have to run.
What's up man?
Let me close the door.
Let me see if it hits you in the face.
Oh, okay.
Oh, shit.
Crazy game.
I don't mind him, I don't mind him.
Alright, he's blocking the chair, the guy
He's blocking the chair
No, bro, fuckin' Pulik is on my team and PooPoo garbage man
GG boys, GG
That's the thing man, the solo queue journey is unlike the other journey.
Okay, you don't know who you're matching into.
You don't know if the people you're playing with are going to pop off.
There's no subtle coordination, we're all just praying that you all know what's
what they do
Try doing it in Europe where everybody can't speak English.
Oh, and that's my fault!
How about you guys come together and figure out a universal language, okay?
I'll play mid.
All you motherfuckers want to talk different shit even though it's all like derivatives of each other, okay?
They're okay, they're not in our problem.
I've seen the fucking world on New York Esser.
I need a new crosshair. This is a horrible USB crosshair.
Uh, this one.
A couple lower.
That's a man.
Or that.
Bomb down, X-Box.
Bomb might be one.
One down.
First picked up that.
And I'm gonna...
...replend that.
You got them!
Two more, two more, two more, two more.
They're on this.
Yeah, let's play.
please don't be a 1515 I gotta go please don't this was actually a scary game to load up
that actually makes it better just a little out line right there
that's it
nice shot
good man
nice shot
one more
I
Can flash
Corner nice time it could be on the time to our be
I'm being a nice one.
Get one, dude.
Where's this guy?
Get on the terrace.
Where you going?
They don't mind.
I don't like accusing of cheats. Yesterday felt like there was a lot of sketchy shit going on.
Oh fuck I didn't even...
I don't know what the enemy team is doing right now.
Ego gobraks!
Okay, might work, maybe.
Right.
There's like, three tops.
Right, there's like three top mid.
Going middle?
Top middle, yeah.
Yeah, going.
Come on, mid to me, mid to me, mid to me.
One more.
One more, one more.
Oh yeah!
One more, one more, one more, one more.
I'm gonna be the C.S. so much.
Give me, give me, give me!
Who put garbage, man? Is that D.K.? Yeah.
Right side.
it bro is holding it
for long
yeah
okay okay okay okay
holding cross
next to last
going mid
mid or B
that was a good peek I'm surprised
I'm on
follow up
speed B B B B
Oh
Counter-terrorism win.
Now you're right on. You're right on.
Well, well, well.
That guy down.
That NACS is comedy.
Roger.
Remember, this is Banda country.
I'm sorry. Shoot everything that moves.
I'm sorry.
Get up.
Spock med divisions.
One minute.
I'm pushing cap.
Yeah, I'm pushing cap.
I'm pushing cap.
I'm already at cap.
Yeah, I'm down.
one on one of the headshot right there when you catch the top half of
I was a good hold on cat right there
Oh!
Not mid, one?
One time.
No, he's not mid.
Last one's not mid.
Two inside a barrel, barrel.
Barrel left.
Let's go.
Oh, he's on it.
All clear.
There's some kind of movement.
Target's acquired.
No way.
He's about to ace clutch.
Target spotted.
His bathing is on the stairs.
I just went.
Blah blah blah.
It's always the guy at the bottom of the board who needs to type something.
Is that LMAO necessary, buddy?
What, no mid-peak?
Dude, what?!
mid and cat dude honestly my peaks are too cocky and they're just getting
hitchhiked to the door nice yeah they're trying to work
I think they're crossing mid
Nice
I doubted poo poo garbage man. He's actually really good
Maybe that's what it is though. He's supposed to be, he has that as his name.
To make you think we're screwed, but actually he's a god.
No, you're too long, can you be rough?
What the heck?
Dude, who are these gamers?
They're so random.
He's suicide hopping.
Long flashes, I gotta back to the site.
Oh my, buddy.
Why you jump because I wanted to see?
This is like a mid-match.
drop them
got em
he's down
counter-terrorists way too easy, way too easy, way too squeezy
can i go down?
it will block me bruh
Yeah, tell me left or right when you cross.
Yeah.
Move and shot.
Nothing.
Throwing fire.
One more.
We're needed.
We have vision, man.
He said you were out.
3 long
Damn
3 and 5 mate
Right
Hard tank
Long level scout
Hold it
3 and 8
Hold up
I'm here, look at me
terrorists win
I
Blocked me brah I'm pretty bro
Thank you
Now one I just needed somebody to assist me on that second get my angle
Ow.
Oh, hit the area!
I'm not meant to jump all I can't see.
Where did he go?
Watch your cat push.
Or be one.
Dude, get the fuck out of here, dude.
Get the fuck out of here, buddy.
These two motherfuckers.
All right.
Oh
Hi, hi, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Fire!
Dude, why would you DC you motherfucker, bro, someone must got shit to do, man, let's go!
Oh, we gotta wait for this guy.
usp looks like mr destructoid i kind of does look like a bot a little bit it looks like
two eyes less cheaters and us servers yesterday was a different story
today's been legit honestly yesterday was one of the worst days of CS in terms of
like I can't tell if this person's cheating or not
I
Agreed
He is not coming back
Dude actually left when they had they were actually have a potential to come back here, especially CT side
Oh, he came back
Sorry, I was downloading Samson
So last round badly
Come on.
Bye, bye, bye, bye.
Nice.
You're preparing for me?
I'm here.
Push it down.
Watch the cat.
I'm already here.
Right in the ground bed.
Hopping.
Is he up there?
Uh, no.
Not yet.
I'm gonna pick up that over there.
Yeah, I think I'll pick right up there.
I'm supposed to step under.
Okay, step on it.
Hold on there.
Put down two bars.
I'll pick up here, we have bomb.
It's not scary.
Bomb though.
On the staff.
They were both there.
On CT, I got her flank.
She's close.
Oh, I'm so good at this game.
a friend he's on the ground right side right side right side
oh that's weird
oh there
alright we gotta win out here we gotta win out
It's not fast over this one, go B.
Yeah, let's rush B, hold W, hold W.
Alright.
I need to go top drop that.
Push mid, fast.
Upper, he's already behind you guys.
I was trying, I was toying with him a little bit, I thought he had no ammo and like 1 HP
And he happened to have like
He had like five he had like 20 fucking a hundred HP luck apparently
Yeah, I hit him so many times. I was on a bush. Drop me bomb. It's so far behind
My
Stop doing at this time
Ever shut out one tagged me
I don't know why they had so many of them.
I was like, are they throwing?
I think we did that push on B, you know?
They're pulling P7?
I mean...
Yeah, one of them needs to not be last spawn.
Yeah, that's true.
They were just pushing B, you know?
Alright, we're not rushing B.
Dude.
That guy is the greatest...
Sniper, apparently.
I just got shot from behind.
Yeah rush me, rush me, rush me, save anyways.
I've been playing flat all the time, I'm fine, boss.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on in.
Alright, no worries, I'm on.
great push great push
oh my god
hop below this A3 there
I know, I always go 15-15 on my last games, it's like at this rank if you're playing,
the chances of a tie are so high you're playing every round, uh-oh, what might be coming up
I'm dead in Larvia at least.
Up cat.
I'm going for you.
On the side of the cat.
He's up cat.
I don't know who was right there at the crate.
remember when this was like 7-0?
I'm not lying, shit.
I
Got that guy DC then went from five kills
one dude DC's and now he's uh owning but you know just
Can we take that molly, jump to the side and molly the other doors?
Let's go, everybody!
That guy's gonna die mid.
I don't know, the cat's not.
We're on the first crack!
Oh, okay, that's true. One door along. One cat.
One was cat, he made it.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, shit!
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... GG.
There better, it's over, GG.
They're better. It's over GG.
These guys are popping off now. I cannot beat them.
Nothing hits. They're getting their hits so well.
He's gonna die.
I swear my teammate was lower mid, I guess not.
I
Ever seen one I'll flash you out. Yeah
It's either hack or snipers. Yup, it's not a skill. I should have hacks or sniper. Yep. Yep, I agreed
Yeah, that's long oh my god, he saw him
This guy killed me long but he could have left
If this 1212s, oh my god, no.
Come on, come on, let's go.
I'm gonna go to the pit, too.
We're already crossed, Canadian suicide.
One more door, one ischv.
I still be suicide.
I smoked it.
Nice phrase on suicide.
Was it the Yogg?
There is suicide?
There's an option cat right now, if you say it.
One's on cat, one's on cat.
One more door.
Cat, dude.
He's an option cat.
Both they, right?
They're two of the three.
two of the three
grab on go beef
please if you can
one is coming C2
are we going B? 30 seconds
yeah B5 is coming C2
one is coming lower mid right now
Oh, don't they?
Oh, that's been requested.
Nice to meet you there, Harold. How are you with that?
I think he ran out of ammo on the last bullet.
shit
That's gonna one tap me here
Alright guys, see you guys in the next video.
Runways key spawned
He actually pushed all the way up mid
no close and we have money brows this is gonna 1212
I'm done with this game, I'm done.
Oh, I would not take this friend.
of the
of
He's in the doors!
He smoked!
I'm gonna...
Let's go!
He's in the doors!
He smoked!
I'm gonna...
Let's go!
He's in the doors!
Here we go!
Oh my god, dude, I can't I can't be here right now
We know it died no pressure game is not that good to have pugs 1550 hour long matches
Buddy buddy buddy, it's gonna be playing
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
death of
You want to art me, dude?
I got the AK.
I don't know where it was.
of
The terrorists win. We cannot be killed.
There's
Come on go go go go
Check out a alter for OBS after this
I got to fly out I'm not here Thursday I'll be here Friday
I can't do it, Chris.
Last three guys are operers, Carre.
One more door.
That's the inside right now.
Deploy flashback.
Throw into grenade.
There's just a die, you noobs.
Of course.
The timing.
La la la la la.
Come on, Ben.
one cat
yep
30 seconds
I
Don't wanna be I'm gonna close speak this guy
chat gg's good games
Hopefully we win this round i'm banishing
One side
Yeah, they're off, they're off, they're off the floor.
They're booked out.
Remember to hit it.
Turn the event.
You're going for it.
Yeah, I'm dead.
No, you're fucking there, dude.
Oh my god.
Whatever, I don't get a shit.
One more round.
Hot me, bro, hot me, bro.
I'm four on the ground.
I'm gonna kill the one dude in the drop
Somebody come
I'm far on the ground
Upside
Snacking it, I'm very good
I'm gonna get B-split here, I think.
They're working at cat, so...
One's dead.
Well, one's dead, one cat. How me?
They're pushing along, bro.
They're going B.
Nice.
Maybe not.
Nothing B.
Smoke me up.
Recommit.
One out.
Nice.
GG boys.
Wow.
Chad, GG's, thank you guys for watching.
Peace out.