you
You
I
oh my god people 7 list gets me a good
Oh, I found some chat.
How are you guys doing?
Be bold.
Friday, Friday.
Yes, indeed.
How are you guys doing?
Chat house life?
Hello, hello, hello.
What did I miss?
Samson.
Mm-hmm.
Good ol' Samson.
I don't think it was worth beating. I don't think it was.
Am I wrong? Am I wrong? Should I beat it?
Oh yeah, this is a good screenshot. This is a good wallpaper here.
I was wondering if someone was going to make this.
Steam download pending excuse me
Nevermind
Graveyard Keeper to announced. Hold on. Let me see here. Hold up. Hold up. What is downloading right now?
What is pending? There's nothing workshop content
750 people Skyrim RP. Oh, yeah, I heard about that. I saw it
It looks pretty good, man. Do you do quests or anything? Or is it mainly just like,
Yeah.
Morbid metal.
Hmm.
True.
Triple I was good. Oh true. Wasn't that yesterday? Yeah.
Yeah. Hold up. Why is this lagging so bad?
Whatever
Let me see what did I miss Alka has I saw is it out I did a sponsor for this stream
Alka has I did it was
What the heck oh wait this game. Oh this game look wiki good
Yeah, this game look wiki good, bro. I thought we already saw the trailer for this game
I don't know why I don't wish list it
Rubber has it next week is state of play I
Turned it up
Wow prop hunt coming out soon link me they have a trailer for it
Are they just dropping it
For the first time a de novo game from 2026 has been fully bypassed by pirates
I feel like just like anti-cheat I'm surprised there wasn't someone way better than the de
nobo devs at cracking the code.
I feel like the person not hired is more motivated and doesn't work nine to five.
I feel like it's the same I wonder the gamer.com the gamer they crack doom the dark ages
the hardest title they cracked at date the new software that says new features two new features
Wow dude.
We cracked it. We did it. On a game nobody wants to play. We've done it, sir.
We've done it. We've cracked the code and the game that no one wants to play here.
the new doom was so bad new super battle golf update with 18 new maps what the heck
really did resident evil 9 get cracked oh wow
Frostpunk in a tree. Yeah, who is this guy, bro? This guy's logo. Oh my god. All right dark switch. What is this?
Dank switch
April 9th
Is this any good?
I can't tell.
I'm not sure.
Oof.
I don't know man.
I don't know.
Maybe.
Sub-sounding, buddy. Sub-sounding, buddy.
Final sentence finally came out.
I wonder if this game improved heavily.
Tell me there's a, of course.
The full game has the exact issue as the demo.
There's no catch-up mechanics.
50 different scripts.
I feel very unsatisfying.
It seems like it didn't change much from the demo and just dropped the game.
I'll still play it.
I'm going to download this.
We can do a couple of matches, bro.
We can type a little bit to come on, brother, we can do a little typey typey.
You guys are already practicing.
Look at this.
Kaushmar the last reverie.
That was fast.
Kaushmark.
Wait, I spelled that wrong.
Kaushmar the last reverie.
Waking life is a fragile balance.
Was this announced at the trip alive?
We are dead.
Oh, fuck it.
Huh.
May you wait to find your choice, wise wise.
I mean, I don't know man, I don't look bad.
I look like it could be kind of decent.
I look kind of interesting.
The in-game shots look better than what the trailer showed.
They look decent.
Why not?
Prove you're human.
Don't starve.
You don't starve from the same studio.
Got announced yesterday.
I have dreamt.
Ow.
Skull Horde.
Minos came out.
What brings you?
I came with the right.
War Dogs new trailer we saw it.
We saw it already dude.
We seen it.
Link me bro.
I want to see the steam links first before I watch the YouTube links.
Don't starve.
Don't starve was huge when it came out.
The original was massive when it came out. It was such a good game.
I can head up the Skyrim RP server. That sounds like it could be kind of fun.
Something tells me it's decent, but it's probably super janky.
Chat, relax. Put those pogs away. I'm probably not.
RP is kind of running its course is just being kind of like meh now, you know
It was fun when it was a thing now. It's kind of just like did not I know
Yeah
It's just like everybody's just fucking RP everywhere now I
I would go back on the IELTS server though, I would.
Skyrim RP resets tomorrow, like is it mainly just like people talking in the RP server
and there's nothing to do?
them beta this game got decent reviews I thought this game was gonna sell more
oh I mean I actually sold the decent amount I mean 436 reviews early access
bro this game was in beta for so long and then they release it in early access
that's insane this game's honestly at the point where it's like bro this is like
taking too long to come out it's an 11 people dev team i might just wait i thought this was full
release. I thought the game was so okay. And now that I see it's an early access, I'm not like dying to play it.
Extinction Day is out. Oh yeah, true. I could try this game. I could see if this is any good.
I like the devs is last game. Yeah, let me download this. Is it gonna be as good? I think
I tried the demo and the demo was okay. That's the only thing. If I recall the demo was kind
It's not as satisfying as Play Gang.
What is Crop?
11-bit Studios? Published?
Carbonara Games? That's crazy.
As you are returned to the Earth,
may the roots cradle your bones.
The worms carry out their quiet work.
We welcomed you in our midst.
Asked for nothing cruel.
Only honest work.
Sweat and toil.
Your rewards earned.
Keep digging for answers.
Yeah, this looks clean man, this looks good.
And you will reap what you sow.
Aw, that was kinda sick, but I would totally, uh, easy clap whistlist.
Easy cl-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-p.
Yeah, they'll look like pretty awesome man.
What is this?
No Man's Sky?
I know, I saw they added Pokemon or something.
I don't think I ever played Dead as Disco, but I think this game's coming out soon.
I swear the Devs gave me a key.
Oh, coming to early?
Bro, what?
A demo for an early access game, buddy, what are we doing here?
I thought this show was full release.
What the fuck is this?
Crimson Desert Dev Update, true, true.
Phantom Blade Zero developer rejects gen AI and promises every single piece
Hunter than our game has been crafted by the hands of real artists.
Number one, yeah, bro, it's a number one hyped game of the year, dude.
Not including GTA 6. Number one.
I feel like that game was in development before all this AI stuff started kind of making the rounds.
I was kind of like right before all of us that you know, dude awakening who still plays that
I'll let me see here. What are these trailers? And then Belem. What is Belem? I don't see it,
There's no Bellam here.
Machine party?
Oh, yeah, wait, this one actually looks good, though.
Wait, this doesn't just look like Sloth.
This actually looks like it could be fun.
Wait a minute.
No, this looks decent.
Because there's different minigames.
It's almost like a weird Mario Party minigame mode.
Greated are.
this actually that could be that could be maybe maybe if how I'm imagining it
they actually could be decent machine party okay okay I'm watching this I'm
watching this nah this could be decent this isn't little friend slop everybody
collect shit this is more like you're versing each other like buckshot roulette
or something or that game where you pull teeth but there's more many games it's
It's not just one.
Bro, I'm still craving for a fall.
I still would love to play a fall guys like game.
Oh, it's the same dead, this is a buckshot.
Oh, that's good.
I still crave a fall guys cross play game
that isn't all guys.
I'm still waiting.
Who's gonna make it? We need more like a hundred man games
That are just like obstacle courses or something
Play belem com bra you a devra you linking me to their site. How about you give me a fucking trailer dude?
What am I doing here?
Another tactical shooter, but this time no YouTube video. We have a website. I
Honestly don't give a shit
Show me the video give me give me a tail DR. I do not care
Official reveal teaser, okay, so this was a year ago
go so we have this game and war dogs so I'm this and war dog and the shooty
shooty genre they have a beta trailer from three days ago
1-6-1-1-alpha, we're setting up BP less now.
1-1-alpha, Roger. 1-2, you're released.
1-6-1-2-0-7-30 seconds.
This is their reveal trailer. There's a trailer some three days ago.
Sure, I mean right now I feel like I would just play Arma.
Arma Reforger, if you like take it serious, is like pretty intense.
I usually just fuck around in it, but like if I really wanted to, it's like,
I'm a revolver so good.
I mean maybe, but like I said, let me see, this is from three days ago.
Official beta launch, can you play this today?
Get out of the way!
He's dead! Get in there!
Hey, stay with me, buddy!
the
so like is the what what is the game on here what are we what is
anyone try this game yeah is this like squad or 40 verse 40 it's like squad
what if this was a card game once again should I try it
You have to you have to get the deluxe edition. I'm too lazy. Deb, send me a key.
I'm not gonna buy this shit off their website. Fuck that.
The trailer? I'm good.
Send me a key and I'll try it. I ain't fucking buying shit off the site though.
What is this?
There might be a state of play.
Oh, really?
A new Metro game. Dude, Metro is so good.
But dare I say, I don't think we need another Metro.
Is it? It's the same devs. Metro is so good.
Nah dude, I want to see that I want to see that devs talent do something else
The first one was good. The second one was good, then they went like open world-ish, dude
Like do we need a fourth Metro?
That's crazy.
I think those devs are so damn good.
A fourth one is not needed.
They need to do something like a different universe or something.
Apparently you guys want a fourth one.
Let's see.
Alright fine, let me get to this game, let me see.
You're lucky I tried everything.
New trailer just came out on steam hold up. Where is this?
Come on
Hmm.
All right, I got the launcher as well.
What the hell is this shit called?
A starter launcher.
What is this game called?
Bellum?
Oh, here we go.
The launcher is called something else from the game.
A starty launcher, a start, oh.
Check out industry or two, oh yeah, that game doesn't look kind of decent.
and before under NDA, true.
I don't think it is though.
All right, create account.
Display name, poggers.
Sergeant Poggers.
Log in.
All right, I need my game kit let me see let me see what this is
Um, or not this might not work.
And yikes.
Yeah, nevermind. Fuck that.
I'm all set.
All right, what else do we have here?
Exodus gameplay.
Let me see here.
This game look cool.
That's some fast lava.
Huh?
Okay.
What?
Interesting.
Okay.
Interesting.
Prove your human announcement trailer.
I have dreamt so long of my body that I know everything about it.
I have dreamt it into existence.
Oh, they have a bunch of one minute little snippets.
They say you think you're human.
I'm a hell.
In this place where everyone takes their bodies for granted.
Well, it's about like a robot wanting to have a physical body or something.
I
Should look kind of that actually look kind of interesting those that actually was kind of cool
That looks like
Prove you are human that actually looked like it wasn't super bad a little interesting sure
Okay, okay, okay in the end AI will turn to religion
What?
All right.
Creepy descending thriller game.
I know I saw that brah you.
I've seen that already.
New Mortal Kombat 2 trailer?
Mortal Kombat 2!
Could I beat Samson? Negative.
I dropped it.
What brings you here?
What the hell dude?
Okay.
Alright then.
Alright, this is the new Don't Starve, damn, 38k, oh god damn dude.
I mean, this is their studio's biggest game by far.
This game came out when people were still kind of like,
this game came out early when survival games were still coming out.
And they actually made a really good one.
Yeah, this is like OG survival.
I feel like this game holds up, the first one is still good.
I just can't have an ending or was it just like you could just make a base with all your
stuff. Yeah, can you just infinitely play? There's a final boss. They still update the
the first game. Really? Interesting. Interesting. I have played Wind Rose. Wind Rose is pretty
good. Another survival game.
Sounds like, uh, what's his face?
with peril insufficient water this kind of looks like oxygen not included
but it's just one guy instead of like uh you have a bunch of people working
the burden of existence is heavy but this creature
oh wait team
at last our survivor has found a friend the duper can now belongs to a team
Never mind. Oh. Oh. Well, never mind. Well, she...
Oh, she did not include it was pretty decent, you know, so it was good. It was good.
I got into it for a little while. You made a quick GeoGuessor warm up for you if you
want to try it out? Is it like a custom game mode? Why is it always you have been challenged?
Why is it always you challenging me? It's a custom game mode that you created and always
as you are challenging me. Every stream dude. Yeah, where is Valor more, the new trailer
for what's it called? He just wants to stomp me and clip it. I know your ways, bro. You're
persistent.
you
trailer for a game that looked like heroes might a magic I saw I didn't watch it I had
it cued. I don't know if it was on YouTube or something else. Oh, this dropped as well.
I downloaded final sentence, I'll play it.
This looks decent if you're into this type of shit, I look pretty decent, looks well
Nice wall mid.
Oh, Alka-Hest.
Yes, Alka-Hest.
Didn't we already see this?
If I remember, actually, wasn't the trailer very, like,
a gameplay trailer
yeah i think you had like all the all the animations look like they're all
like someone just
edited it
is this the new trailer?
This looks way better.
Oh, so the in-game animations are actually pretty damn plain.
Okay, sure sure. I'm down. I'm down. I mean, sure, dude. Dark Messiah. Dude, when is the
RTX patch coming out? I am ready to play this like I want to play it. I just think I got
wait when is this coming out what is it coming out bro
just play it dude it's an offline challenge with silly locations hold up
buddy let me do something real quick hold up
rtx isn't worth it
Yeah, I'll explain that.
Hey, where are we at here?
Check the Mortal Kombat 2 new trailer, link me, bro.
Hey, the first Mortal Kombat was decent.
I watched the first two episodes of The Boys.
Um, I just want I'm just gonna finish the show. I'm just gonna finish it
Might as well might as well. I'll watch the other seasons
This height COTD, um, I don't think so
City master planner, what is this?
2 days ago?
Has there been a UE5 City Builder game?
Oh, you know, a game I randomly was craving to play, but I'm probably just gonna be bad
at it.
Tiny Glade. I remember playing it a long time ago. It was like a cozy game.
Was that game like wicked cozy?
You know if someone actually made it this game this game but with an added touch
of like the actual building animation is amazing. Oh, if you had like this game with the with the
with the soft touches of sim city or like you actually see the cranes in the building the
the skyscrapers go up and you had that.
The the the city builder games need that special touch of somebody who knows
how to make all the mechanics feel visceral.
This deep where it is like a modern city you can craft, but without like potato
ass city skyline, fucking boring ass, Excel sheet UI, you need like the actual fun
this of a game that SimCity has with this modern setting. You need to fuse those together.
I want to hear, I don't want to just place road down. I want to hear like I'm putting the tape down,
the tape noise, all the button presses, everything feels like it has life in it other than,
Oh, I'm just putting down a UE5 asset down.
Oh, you put this down just to like build the city
and it feels like a plastic city.
I don't know.
I can dream.
Okay, I can dream.
This looks like it's going to be something tells me
this is going to be good,
but it might be more on the plastic side
where it's like you're just putting down cool big buildings.
Hopefully I'm wrong.
Hopefully I'm wrong because this does look cool.
I'm down, bro. One, one, one to one studio, their only game, like, sure, bro. I mean,
this is, this is sick. I would be awesome to play. It's not like there's many other
There's a lot of builders, but like full blown the only other one is city skyline sim city city skyline and then this game
you
It's not that bad like the first movie was better than expected
These are just like good. These are just good popcorn flicks. It's it's Mortal Kombat, bro
Speaking of, are they gonna announce a new Mortal Kombat soon? Game?
What was the latest one? Was it 1 or X?
1 is the new one, 2023. What was the one before 1?
They already rebooted it, of course.
What was before one?
11, 2023, 2019.
Next year.
There might be an announcement.
Is that every four years on their time?
I mean...
Dude, the next one, look, it's 11 and then they just removed it.
And then it's one and then the new one coming out is just gonna be called Mortal Kombat. No number
Calling it right now
Although true dude, I hope they make an injustice
dude
I am fatigued on superheroes, but injustice was a fun-ass fighting game
Okay, injustice is
a good fighting game
It's fun. It's like casual fun with a good roster.
Nah, loading up and doing matches and injustice is fun.
I hope they do make a third one. I actually hope this is their next game.
I feel like it is time for another injustice.
Fun for four hours, whatever dude.
If this is cross play, injustice three,
depends on WB games.
Honestly, I should think they are gonna do another injustice.
Another more of combat might be too close.
There's a new Punisher movie coming out.
And just as to a spam range with Deadshot.
Yeah, the Street Fighter movie looks more comedic and I feel like the Mortal Kombat movie is better
portrayed than Street Fighter looks like it's not gonna, I don't know, I don't know, like the old
Mortal Kombat's and the new ones are actually are fine. The old Street Fighter was corny but good,
but the new one looks kind of like they're trying to be too culturally entangled to the
point where it seems kind of cringy. Street Fighter is supposed to be funny though. Yeah,
it is the vibe of it. It's always kind of like, really? Wasn't the old one a little more serious?
I thought I was no it was funny old one was funny
Like corny serious like the old moral combats corny serious too
Tell me what's going on
I'm not sure about me, but you ain't got a fucking chance.
Was it actually Disney Plus? Did I miss that?
Oh my god, it's right there!
The Punisher?
Sure, man, sure, Disney Plus, by the way, it's Mickey!
Now you can open your eyes!
Season 1 was awesome.
I
Continue dark wood
Yeah, that wasn't that wasn't bad I wasn't bad I
Feel like a Logan was so good dude Logan was great that movie. I don't know that one this movie kind of reminded me of that a little bit
It's more like tied into
more real over the struggles of real shit over, you know, being a lot more, I don't
fucking now. Waiting on the new Batman. Oh, the one with Robert, Robert Pattinson, that
was actually, I saw that shit in theaters, that was actually not bad. Who directed it?
I would actually watch another one. I would watch the next one. Robert. Horrible Joker,
They show them at the end
Nothing beats the Christopher Nolan ones brown. We know Dark Knight greatest movie. Yes the ending. Oh my god still 10 out of 10
Planet of the apes director. Oh my god
Battlefield defibrillator got nerfed again.
Dude, what are they doing? There's gotta be a dev there that like gets owned at night by some guy who shits on him with D-Fibs and then he comes into the office the next day and just fucking nerfs it.
Then nothing else makes sense. How many motherfuckers with D-Fibs are running around killing people?
There's not many.
They nerfed that shit in the beta. There's like a handful of us.
Have you seen the green lantern booby trailer? I have not, no.
Alright boys, I'm thinking we do a little...
Oh, yeah, where's final sentence at let's do some typing
Wait the occultist came out what is the occultist?
I've seen things didn't I play this
Things no one should ever face
You never really leave Godstone
It clings to you shadows of the past nipping at your heels
It's not Gerald, it's Gerald.
Gerald of Chicago.
I went in search of my father but what I found was a curse that binds everything living or dead
I might play, I didn't know this came out today, I mean.
I gotta see some gameplay.
Running from what haunts you, gives it power.
Finish Samson?
Do Samson end at the last chapter or do you have to actually do $100,000 worth of side
quests?
If I can beat the game without needing to do $100,000 worth of side quests, okay, I just
don't know because I know I only have a couple of chapters left Samson has
endings before the debt is paid off oh really
Yeah, I can bro. I can put a game on the finish shelf in two hours. I
Could do it. I mean it's not that long then and I could shine I could I could go back
This game looks like it's not that bad actually. I would try this shit out and see what's up
Let me sit here and download. The trailer broke.
Alright, this game came out. The floor above.
Wasn't the... I played the demo of this.
Yeah, there's actually a lot of different games to play.
This officially came out.
This is an anomaly game.
Yeah, I remember playing this and I got to like I beat the demo
All right, we're gonna I'm gonna see if I can do as many things as I can here. Let me see
Let me see let me download this I'm gonna start with final sentence I think and then finish Samson and then oh, yeah extinction day
True
beating games, starting games and dropping them, random games, oh boy, soul mask, 1.0,
And I don't care
My I'm all set there
Let me see here how many people are in game before I play this
Dude no one's playing and the game came out exactly bro exact same
case when I played the demo the first time and then literally it got popular
and then people started playing it I'm a little early here I'm a tad early here so there's probably
like no one playing oh yeah there's some microphone come on man
No quests, battle royale, knockdown, 8 players, 1v1, 3 players, bots, difficulty, okay.
Yeah, how do you talk, how you doing here, anyone real, any real people?
If there's no level, it must be a bot.
Hey, I don't want any real...
I need real people in here.
Welcome, contestants.
The game begins now.
Aw, man.
One-two, one-two, one-two, one-two, one-two, one-two, one-two.
Okay. Shoot me in the damn head. Oh yeah, there's three real people here. Okay. Hey! Give
me a second. This is a weird keyboard play. Nah, there's two other real people. If they
have a level the real come on man okay save save hey Abra you're the only real one man
Don't lose to the bots, all right. Don't lose.
Oh, I pressed enter. Oh, whoops.
I'm fucking dead. I'm fucking dead.
Give me a live first game, first game here, first one.
All right.
One, two, one, one.
Oh wait, you guys are so far behind.
La la la la la la la la la la.
One, two, one, two, two...
I was hoping to hear a slap.
You have won. The other players will have a beating to the negative.
Oh yeah.
Dude, it broke.
First game easy.
Win your first match.
Let me see, one more time, anyone out there, somebody, maybe?
Hold up, how do I do this?
Where is this?
Hold on, I gotta do something real quick.
stream. All right, here and then. There we go. All right, better. I have to just switch
something out y'all two levels dev Bob yeah are you actually the dev Bob
All right, there's six players here
Hiding in the sea is breathing softly hiding. What the heck is an ennil?
All right, these are made-up words at the end
Easy!
Oh, yeah, there's alt, rip.
I
Guys gotta keep up boys. You gotta keep up. All right, you don't want a bullet in your head. You gotta keep up. We're gonna survive
I'm not gonna get that.
Shoot me, bro.
Shoot me.
Slow down.
You're too fast.
Alright, I'm off.
That other guy's speeding by.
You're too fast, boy.
Oh my God, I threw.
I tripled through.
No, dude.
No, please!
I gotta lose.
Hold on, bro!
Hold that flag! Bring it back!
Dude, what am I doing, dude?
and
Who is we the other people who just got shot now what do you mean the people that just
I hit it whoever survives wins everything
How my levels and the level is fast it doesn't really matter
All right guys one sec
How am I still alive?
There's no way to catch up to that guy.
There's no way unless he just completely messes up and gets one tapped on the first shot.
I wonder if that can happen, I don't see why not.
Yeah, cause every bullet is RNG.
Yeah, he could, he could if he messes up.
Oh!
Okay, bro. Relax. I already know it's just keep the gun like that. It's already over.
Okay. Whatever. Whatever, dude. Just do it. Okay. There's that guy on the bots.
Let him win.
Congratulations, player 34. You have won. The other players will now be eliminated.
Yeah, the problem is no one's playing this game.
No one's playing. Getting an actual full lobby is impossible.
Wait, what's the 1v1? Maybe it's funny.
And you're looking directly at the other guy.
Should have been free to play with a battle pass, different, you can get golden typewriter.
Why pay money to type when I can do it for free?
Yeah, well, this gives you like graphics and stuff.
paying for the visuals. Yeah, you could just play type racer and be done with it. Type racers,
this totally broke. Yeah, type racer does it all. Let me try this one more time. If not,
I'm probably in the next game it but
ye
Maybe you will get a player base eventually does anyone want to be wanting
Maybe oh it is
Better have the desk spacing each other oh
My god
Yeah, yeah, no pressure dude. No pressure
What's your name man knock knock to me dude
Knock to me man
Mistakes mistakes
Okay, okay.
So this one doesn't fully reset you.
So it goes off of... is he just like...
Bro, at this point you were asking to be shot.
This is not the same exact one we just did.
Bro, six mistakes?
Dude.
It's not a bomb, bro.
I found the fast cues.
Welcome, sir.
The game begins now.
What?
He's dead.
What? He's dead.
It literally, it spawned me into a dead bug server.
Okay.
It feels bad.
Who's out there bro?
Hey, what up?
Hello?
Yeah, you ready for this?
Nope.
I hope it's ready.
Really?
Yeah, I play this like real life where there's no push to talk, so everything's just gonna
come out of my mouth.
How is it in Japan?
Similar?
Oh my god, no!
We got this man we can both survive they don't tell you but we can both survive this
There's no scenario you survived this.
Congratulations.
Okay, okay.
I think the 1v1s are the way.
Uh-oh, apparently if you keep queuing it breaks, that's not good.
unfortunate you're not playing Samson I have two chapters left I'm gonna beat it
and then move on
same as in the demo the same bug
what up man
We were just talking about Mortal Kombat. What is this? What is this? Coincidence?
What is happening here?
Are these actual moves? FTF-8 high punch?
This is literally like a guide. It's like a manual for old...
Hard Rick back down for the light punch
Combos for all the characters
Yeah, relax
I was fast
That was fast.
Oh my god, I thought you were already dead.
All right, we got this don't mess it up. All right, it's a period I shall not
PRT and B OTHERLWISEDOCK
Wait, you have zero mistakes. Oh, but I finished. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I am not R-O-N-G I had
Never been wrong. Dost thou recall the horse? Oh shit. Oh
You're you did not recall the horse
He's like shut up
All right, you got this you got this
The horse dot dot concerned us thou didst say it Tuesday
It was a Thursday
Oh
Nice try, man. Nice try, bro. This one's gonna hurt. Yep.
No, the way it works is you both have a paragraph.
Actually, I don't understand how it works.
Because it counts your mistakes, but whoever finishes first gets a bullet in the chamber.
So how do the mistakes add up?
Because I had more mistakes, but I finished the prompt faster so he got shot.
i guess it doesn't it just shows how many mistakes but it doesn't matter
i don't think that's it just counts it and that's it
because he had zero mistakes but i still beat him
what up bro okay you ready for this bro okay i'm going to survive i don't know
about you though okay
i'm going to leave this place and get a nice drink
Um, you on the other hand, might be on a gate on the ground.
Wow, really?
Good hound.
That is so bad.
Why are you bulletin' it, you're old!
The game begins now.
Well, man, you got this, bro.
OK, no pressure, believe in yourself.
A little cat sat on a mat.
The mat was soft and flat.
The cat looked left and right, and then slept all
through the night.
There it is, buddy.
Looks like you're going to sleep like the cat.
Congratulations.
I'm scared to play the Battle Royale!
No you fucking rat, shit there's like 5 people and 35 bots.
The 1v1 seems to always be a player.
There's not enough people playing the game, or the thing is, there's so many people hitting
the battery on, and everybody gets thrown in their own instance, versing like 35 bots
and having four players.
Oh, you can create or join by code.
There's no server browser.
i guess you just do three quests
and then that's it
because you can't click them to like
get them
yeah what up man
you got what?
you're not gonna die dude you gotta believe in yourself
you gotta believe dude
Actually
Oh, all right, you see you survived you got this man. You got this just keep just keep up
Pretend you are at work and if you don't finish it well you
Well, yeah, they just shoot you I guess oh god
Good, the games are so fast.
People are just rolling on the first shots RNG.
This is such an easy game, you don't even have to do something, just don't do mistakes
and you will win.
Here we go, same logic as the guy who's like, hey yo, counter strikes easy, and why aren't
Why aren't you the best player in the world, then?
Insert X game here is easy, then why aren't you the best?
Show us.
Welcome, contestants.
The game begins now.
I brought no pressure.
Level one, easy, easy.
Cold morning river.
He's in the leaf.
Drifts slowly.
No one turns to look.
Easy. Old Morning River.
He's single leaf.
Drips slowly. No one turns to look.
I'm looking. Oh, I'm looking at ya.
Oh, I'm looking.
Okay.
Old Wooden Vettemberanger.
Soft steps.
Echo in the fog.
What happened?
The guy DC'd with his desk.
You took it he dc'd and brought his desk with him
That she should have gone free to play if you were gonna have it so the player model includes the desk
You could have gone free to play you could have made it so the battle pass had different fucking desks people could customize
Okay, so as soon as they load in you see their desk with all their like weird ass
Unlocks
So they load up in their desk
Like fucking things you can put on and unlock and customize it
That is a leave
This is where they game bugs
I'm just gonna leave
I would rather I would rather you do this than make it to the end
You see the new overwatch hero trailer the girl with the sword
I
Added somebody else there's a new one
You got this brother you got this and you're on Adderall. Oh, yeah, you're gonna beat me bro
No, man, no, my you got this chocolate rain leave Britain yell me alone
I'm oh god
Oh, you really are on Adderall, you mothafucker.
Okay, okay, alright, I'm gonna lock in here, you piece of shit.
I don't need drugs to beat your ass, bro.
This is sober kicking your ass, you bitch.
Come on, bro!
Sober ass kicking!
Okay!
You know, you don't fuck with me on those lyrics right there, okay?
You don't do that right there, dude.
Come on, man.
Oh, you're still in.
I'm Adderall and lost to somebody sober.
Feels bad now.
Congratulations.
He was multi-boxing?
Chat when do I end here?
When do I end?
Bro, beat me bro, please, beat me bro.
Alright, I'm done.
Oh my god what oh my god oh yo yo you're good oh my god hey all right okay
Fine, fine. You know what? Damn.
Maybe I end the bot.
Bro, that guy was so good. You could tell he had like a...
Dude had a numpad.
I have no numpad lol okay bro
What was that man? You ready for this? No pressure. No pressure, alright. Just breathe.
I need you to breathe right now, okay? Alright, you're gonna win. You're gonna win, okay?
get a win bro okay you got this here we go this is your moment here we go
you got this man come on bro you gotta step it up bro thinking your family
man
I
Was rank one in the beta I think 88% winery in the BR mode. Are you kidding me, dude? Oh
Now I don't feel bad for okay. All right. Yeah that damn
bro if you if this game took off dude you'd get you get sponsors man you you
end up getting you end up getting a frickin some e-sports shit going on
Yo, who knows?
Maybe this game will blow up, unlike TikTok or some shit.
Yeah, now we hear you, bro, hello, come in, man, oh god, what is this?
What is this?
I'm so scared.
Oh my god.
What do we do, bro?
Are we supposed to type or something?
I don't know.
Okay.
Oh, you know what to do.
You know what to do.
Congratulations.
That guy was unfazed.
Dude, he was so bad.
That guy was so locked in.
What happened hello loaded in his desk is there your desk is there
You ready for this?
No!
You have no name but a level.
Oh, dude, the RNG on the first bullet is crazy.
Yeah, Aliyah with the 29, dude.
Thank you, man.
Yo.
Yo, thank you Leo, you didn't need to do that bro.
Wait, did I just play you in a game?
These are going so fast man, there's a lot of info to go through.
Thank you man.
Alright bro, last one, make it a good one bro, I'm on like a 30-0 streak here, alright?
Don't mess this up bro.
Don't mess this up dude.
Alright, I'm a 30 and I'm going to leave as soon as I lose, so please beat me, please.
Lock in bro, lock in.
Okay, okay, you got this, I'm not gonna say anything.
Come on, man.
Yeah, all that typing in chats and you're still slow all that
How do you run out of you? All right, I want you to love
I like this game. I'm out. He won, dude. Okay, he won. Fair and square.
He won. He beat me.
All right, guys, we're going to play some Samsung.
We're going to see what happens at the end. We're going to see if he finds his cure.
for his random muscle spasms.
I think the plot of the game is...
the plot's a little potato.
I have like two ch- I have like an hour left, I think, maybe.
I think I had to do a little side missions.
And then see what happens tomorrow.
Oh, let's do it out here.
You know what's so weird about this game?
I even remember, wow, that trash like magnetized to me.
There's always a quest in this alley next to where he lives.
There's always a quest here.
Ah, the story is you owe $100,000 to a gang or something and if you don't pay it back
I think they're gonna like kill your sister.
I think that's the gist.
And then people have like killed some of the people you've known and you have to like track down the guy
who shot one of your friends or something.
And that's kind of, it's not like a very deep story or anything.
It's kind of just like you're a guy doing shit for people to make money at the end of the day.
I
Yeah, most likely next week I'm gonna be live on Thursday and off Wednesday
I know it's a little early. I'll mention it real is your game updated. I think so. It's just Samson
A lot of it will depend too because when the PlayStation, if there is a showcase next
week too.
Alright, I think I need to do one more.
All right, I think I gotta do these and then I go to bed and then we head to the main story.
This game is interesting.
This game is the definition of you had so many, all the different people working on
this game where, where some devs did really good and some kind of were not the best.
Let's clear some things.
It's such a mixed bag game.
Like the driving's pretty good, the map is good, the combat is super disjointed.
The quests are kinda potato.
The AI is nothing special.
Wait what the heck?
Oh, beat up the crow lane fox.
Oh shit.
Wait, what the heck?
Oh, okay. Sorry about that. I actually forgot how to play this game. I worked. It says
I don't know what the button is on mouse keyboard
No, it's been like two days
It's a whole different game now.
It's not even the same game anymore.
Dude, no way.
We got it.
Unless, wait a minute.
Let me test this.
Was this a controller only bug?
Cuz I'm on mouse keyboard now
I have my PlayStation controller plugged in
No, no, no, hold on
No, they fixed it. Yeah, it was the same on PlayStation
I don't find a fucking log.
Okay.
Ah, that's the way out here.
Ding dong.
here. Ding dong.
One side chat.
That's what I'm talking about.
Restart, revert to earlier version on Steam. Can you do that for official games?
You haven't been paying your daily dues, and?
No!
Yeah!
You can't, it's super easy, and I'm not going to do that, bro, it was funny while it lasted.
All right, there's an exclusive first look
Wow, so heavier
Yeah, we're not looking at that number right there, okay
Hey!
Whoa!
Hey, y'all, relax!
Hey!
Hey, hey!
That's a good one, so...
Ah, go fuck yourself!
Okay.
Are we good here?
Are we good?
I'm gonna leave.
Alright.
That hurt.
That was really mean, what you did.
Okay, you don't just show up and do that.
Okay.
That was really mean.
Alright.
I'm gonna leave now.
Okay.
And then I want you to leave. Okay, that was rude.
Well, tell me who sent you. Now!
Or I'll snap you in two.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, oh, this is a quest!
The fuck kind of name is Bones?
It's not like it's fucking legal name. He's the president of Grimskulls.
Grimskulls? Fucking Christ. Where is he?
He should be chilling near the old basketball court.
Alright.
Please let me go. Oh my god, really? I
Thought those are just goons that show up if you don't pay your debt that was actually main story
Alright, where are we headed right now?
Right here, main story, chapter 11.
Oh wait, I'm on chapter 11.
I think I have like 30 minutes left.
I'm actually gonna miss this now.
Now I'm sad.
No, I'm sad.
Ice, use them.
Space, please.
Ah, let's sit here.
Skulls and crossbones.
Oh yeah, and there's a drug called White Whisperer that we're trying to get off the streets.
That was the other thing.
For bones?
This is randomly easier on Mouse Keyboard.
Which one do you use? Blowns!
Okay.
I don't know how to parry on these things.
Ow.
Is that game?
Oh, it says right there, I think.
Whoa!
It's a game. Oh, it says right there, it says.
Samsung! Don't confuse me with the fucking Samsung, it's Samsung!
Oh, you guys are civilians. Sorry.
Oh, guys, Samson.
It's Samson Beach.
Whatever. Sorry, Samson.
Sorry, man. That was messed up.
Ow.
Wait, what the heck?
Weren't you the guy from earlier?
I never die, Smothersoul.
Alright guys, this is for me.
7v1.
Is there is no honor?
Guys, are you serious?
Is there no honor here?
Oh, I mean, let me check these. Let me check these.
Alright, let me pick this up.
Okay, okay.
Okay, chill. Let me get these.
Oh, you got this!
Oh my god, how am I alive?
Let's see if I can even have any health.
Alright.
Are you serious are you are you kidding me right now
Get these. Ow! Ow. Actually, edge.
Dude, my, my parry does not work.
My parry is just not doing anything.
Oh, you guys are fucking bad!
Oh my god!
Guys, relax!
Oh my god!
Painkillers! There's no painkillers!
Let's go, let's go! Find me! Find me one at a time!
What the hell?
Trash where you belong dude.
Just stay in there.
I'm waiting for you bro.
I'm right here.
Kick my ass.
Kick my ass bro.
Take my ass, bro.
Take my ass, dude.
I'll join you.
Really, really.
Okay, now I'm the trash.
You piece of shit.
Get over here.
Get over here, man.
What's up, bro?
now
Okay, relax.
down bones
what the fuck is this shit
what the fuck did I just watch
Bones, he just chose not a graveyard. Just normal.
You're Bones? You're the captain of this shit show?
You fucked up, McCray. You know who you're messing with?
As I said, some clowns in matching jackets.
Why'd you people come for me?
Fuck you!
Why'd you come after me?
I said fuck you!
Okay. Maybe I start breaking something.
Not that, Bones.
Who's a contract job, okay?
Who's a scary motherfucker, too?
He had a Bible with him. You believe that shit?
Fucking Bible man. He gave me your address a lot of people want you dead McCray
Yeah, tell me something. I don't know sure. I don't got a name. I just met him at slaughterhouse point good
I don't know he's talking in boats understand
I was gonna be a fight he's like, ah, that's what you do here
Chat you guys were here last chapter. Oh my god, I think
Hey, let's say keep on on PC to call your car
Be
Chapter 12. Weather 16 chapters? Oh.
I
It is 14 chapters, whatever.
Oh, left click does the side slam.
Yeah, it's a good game, kind of.
Search oyster code for Volkov.
Mr. Volkov!
all right where's your leader where's your damn leader bro
Why do you want to fight? Why do you want to do this?
Why do you want to do this, bad school?
You don't need to do this. Go home.
Go home.
Go...
Home.
Ow.
I'm selling your car now deserve my car my car now
Not good
Where's woke up
It's in here isn't it
Not that. Son of a...
Not good. Shit.
Welcome!
Maybe he's in the building.
Shit.
Shit!
Yeah, you know what?
What?
I bet he's just fine.
Shit.
What the fuck?
Oh god, is this you?
All right, so this guy maybe he's in here or something sometimes you can open these but
Maybe not.
Where the fuck is Volkov, man?
Oh, he's over here, maybe?
Hurry up. Volkov's gonna be here any minute.
What's going on, fellas?
You can't be here.
Hey, what you got in there?
Walk away dumbass.
What you hiding there, asshole?
Alright. That's it.
It's X for you now!
My god!
Come on, man. Hit me. Hit me. Hit me. Again. Again.
Double punch. Let me guess, a bunch of drugs.
Oh, or not. Who the fuck are you?
Help us, mister.
You got to get out of here, you know St. Constance? Get over there. Father Romali will take care of you.
Thank you. Thank you.
I don't think this gay, you think it's devs wanting to make a quick buck? And that's what?
Aogratius, praise the Lord. My enemy delivered to my doorstep.
You want your vocal this sick fuck behind this operation? Yes, but there's no need for that kind of language
The Lord is watching you heretic. I'll speak however the fuck I want
Don't worry you Jesus being strangling Pope freak. You'll see the fucking Lord very soon enough of this sacrilege
Send him down into the unquenchable fire
I don't need this all on film.
Alright, peace.
Where you getting?
Oh my god.
Just you and me.
Don't kill him.
Oh, he's escaping!
Wait!
Hold on, Volka!
Drive slow.
said he can't catch up
I mean it's better than mine's eye and it's half the price
and half the budget
I am...
Mr. Volka, where are you?
Mr. Volka...
Let's see if I can drive right in.
What? What?
What the heck? Dude, my car is missing. Okay.
Okay. Hold on! I'm a set of wheels. That's wrecked.
Yeah, this is going to be a mission fail.
There's no car.
You can't really steal cars in this game.
It's like limited if it's parked somewhere.
You can steal it.
Yeah, these three part.
The good thing is he doesn't know how to leave the city so he'll probably just like run back.
He'll probably drive back to me.
It shows him far away but he's gonna come all the way back around.
There's literally nothing I can do here, there's not going to be a random car up here.
Okay, honestly your car breaking was a horrible mechanic and then costing a grand to fix
While he's driving away, I can go get my car repaired, repainted.
Alright, best thing I can find.
Okay, this one doesn't work.
I'm impressed the mission hasn't failed yet.
What the hell?
I'm glad you're alive!
Is he actually driving back here?
No, thank you!
Oh my god, I swear he's off the map.
What?
Dude, he's already left, he's on a plane.
What?
Oh
What if he ends up like falling off the map wait is he right here
Wait he's still in the city
He never made it to his destination.
All right, I gotta come fuck him somehow.
Dude, my vehicle takes so much damage.
I'm not gonna get shit more.
I'm leaving.
Spill your mind.
I'm not gonna get shit more.
What's up? Yeah, his goons are here too.
I thought you were here! Boys, are you stuck boys?
For real!
All right, boys, boys, your boss, boys, your boss.
get out of there bokeh! get out of there bokeh!
get out of there bokeh!
wait
that's my old car man
Ah, let's side- yeah, we got a side ram, we got a side ram. I know. I know.
You need speed.
He has a lot of HP.
Suck it.
What?
What is this absolute shit damage?
What?
Okay.
The pit maneuver doesn't do anything.
You have to do damage in this game.
It's not like you have to destroy the car.
of
Get on, burning, burning, dirty dirty dirty.
Fuck!
Fuck.
This damage is so bad.
There we go.
Oh my god.
His whole car just like came apart.
Yo, you done now?
Ow.
That's hard.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Yo, dude, your car dude. Oh my god
Stop
Well, you're fucked now folk off
Please do God's self on me
You've got a listen like my God is always with me. I
Cleanse these streets. It is the Lord's work
The Lord's work spread a poison kidnapped it killing people. Yes. Yes
the poison to pacify the strangling to terrify the kid now sent to the lady of
the mansion in the keyhole to be killed stiffs
Okay, here's a moment!
Dude, that was the climax of the game!
No! My hands!
Hold on! Keep talking!
No!
Ow! Fucking ow!
You fucking fuck-bearian!
Guys, relax! Officer!
Keep talking! Keep talking!
You're talking!
Are you kidding me?
I never even got my answers!
Officer!
You're bad! You don't get on the beach!
It's just you and me.
You're bad!
What?
Who's ever there?
Whoa.
Dude.
That was probably like the worst.
That was probably like the worst possible segment that could have happened come on
Okay, I think he like aggro'd me when he wasn't supposed to aggro, and I bugged or something.
Oh my god dude.
Outta my face.
Come on dude.
Yeah I don't think you're supposed to kill him there.
Yeah, visually, atmospherically, it's a very beautiful game.
Wait, what I failed though, who's calling?
If this is about the money, you know?
It is.
And these people are running low on patience, wondering why it isn't coming in.
I'm the fucking collateral here, Sam.
You better remember that.
Okay, okay.
Can I sleep at least?
I can't blame no one but myself for that one.
Back at it tomorrow.
Wait, do I have to do the whole segment over again?
Oh, no, no, no, I'm right here.
No, I mean, it just starts from needing to find Volkov.
I might just get repaired first, even though I have no money for repairs.
Oh my god.
Fuck that shit.
It takes a grand.
I have to do one side quest.
Okay.
I forgot.
You can't break everything in this game.
Na na na.
Okay.
You're telling me hypothetically if I park my car right here, they're not going to be
able to escape maybe because they're going to hit my car.
Like I can just block him in because I know how the quest is.
You want to drink vodka?
Wait, Volkov? Why are you here? What?
I'm out of here! Man, you're gonna find me as I have a lot to watch!
Bro, I just couldn't dumbass!
Oh.
Go read up. Volkov's gonna be here.
What's going on fellas?
You can't be here.
Dude!
Hey, whatcha got in there?
the mess. What you hiding in this hole? All right. That's it.
What?
You know what? I think I got to him too fast because I went the back way.
Okay. I just like go. Can I just go to bed? Dude, what is happening?
Yeah, I think I do need to do a, uh, when I just sleep in the evening, I'm going to
sleep in the evening or just, can I just go to bed or do I need to use all my AP?
That day, fuck.
Earn zero dollars in a day.
Nice.
Another day, another chance to get...
Achievement.
...messages and worse.
Okay, so I need to go through the front this time.
Hey, uh, boys, I know, I know, I'm gonna pay you back.
That was unnecessary, I really like this car.
Shit.
I want to go!
How do you like this?
Oh my god! I'll get it bro!
It was concrete rubber
You're not gonna hit someone with the car and say shake it up
All right, I'm gonna leave now I'm looking for Volkoff.
Take this brick with me.
I'm gonna pretend I don't see him.
La la la, I don't see you.
La la la.
Oh
Yeah, this actually might be fine.
We killed the merchandise, every one of them.
We gotta cover our tracks.
Get out of town tonight, Volkovs artist.
All these people gotta be dead by the end of the day.
Yo.
What's going on fellas?
You can't be here.
Hey, what you got in there?
Walk away dumbass.
What you hiding asshole?
Alright.
That's it.
Are you serious?
What do I do?
I think I just have to...
Should I restart the game?
All right, if this doesn't work, you know what, I tried.
No!
What it saved it.
But he's gone though.
He's gone this time.
Why is this guy chasing me right now?
He's gotten him, maybe it fixed.
I can't, there's no earlier save.
Oh, not good.
Shit.
All right, third time's the charm charm, let's see here, if it doesn't work, guys are moving
on.
is technically beaten, but in a stuck spot.
What am I supposed to do?
Start all over again?
I'm not even going to pick up her phone call, okay, I have to.
I wonder if the game actually game overs if you get three strikes.
Oh my god, there's so many of you.
Oh my god, my head.
I did not deserve that, okay?
Alright, hilarious, you piece of shit.
I was like six metal pipes at my face.
Alright, if it doesn't work this time, I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do with it.
Manning, manning.
Not good.
Shake it off.
Alright, let's see what we got here.
Oh, damn it!
Alright, but I'm going to cheer at this Voltop there!
Oh my God, he's gone, I think I fixed it.
I'll read it out.
Volkov's gonna-
What's going on fellas?
You can't be here.
Hey, what you got in there?
Walk away dumbass.
What you hiding asshole?
Alright.
That's it.
Dude!
Walk away dumbass!
Alright, the other test is hitting retry and seeing if it works.
ever work this is the other test a full retry and see if it works why would
restart in the game change it from the main menu
focus gonna be here any minute we killed the merchandise every one of them
cover our tracks you can't be here hey what you got in there walk away down
What you hide in this hole. All right, that's it
Dude, I actually can't be the game
Why would restarting the game fix it chat. Oh my god, I went to the main menu
All right, let's see
All right, let's see. You're gonna make me make that drive again.
There's only one save slot.
It loaded me here.
You think I got too close to the NPC?
I don't think so.
You think so?
Do a side mission.
All right, this is the last test
Side mission and then if it doesn't fully reset it
I'm back another time
This guy just wants to hear him say walk away dumbass again.
It should be a game caster.
I've literally been an unpaid game caster by a whole streaming career.
Alright, I am finally getting at Piston's gas.
Alright, let's do this.
Shake it off.
Shake it off!
Oh, you guys are all over here.
You're the guys!
Now there's two of you.
Still
Yeah, we flickered them.
get you get one of us walking away from
Oh
That was fun
Crazy holy shit
Bruce Bruce Lee
What's fuck?
Not weird
Wee now yeah, like the lighting on that gas station dude like the gas a clean-looking gas station
The driving is like actually pretty damn well done
I'm not in benches.
Can you buy cars?
sounds like V
man can't blame no one but my self this is the last test what did it fix it this
is the official last test another day another chance to get it out of that
This is the most
Will it work
There's a lot of unfinished content out of bounds in this game
It is very sad if the game did release because it was like it had to be
This game does feel like if they did spend another year, it would have been way better.
This does have that potential to like bloom into something really good.
Honestly, if they had like one more year here...
Hmm.
Do you want a hug or something?
Maybe.
You know, bro, I already did the mission.
You don't have to sneak. You have to look.
You search, and then you open up the crate,
and then Voltron is there.
I did the mission.
You did not park at the right place, I'm going to kill everybody in-game.
Yeah!
I'm going to give it a go.
Cold blown test and then ulti for sadly if I can't I don't know what else to do
This game makes me think that the sleeping dog combat that must have like was really good at his job
I think sleeping dog still has some of the best hand to hand combat
Yeah, even Mad Max's combat was better, yeah. Mad Max had, like, hmm, I've already replayed
sleeping dogs so many times.
Hurry it up, Vorkov's gonna be here any minute.
We killed the merchandise, every one of them.
We gotta cover our tracks.
We get out of town tonight, Vorkov's orders.
All these people gotta be dead by end of day.
Okay, what do I do now?
This is what I did last time, and then he's like,
hey, you shouldn't be here, you fight and he opens it.
Dude, it's gonna fail.
He's gonna say walk away dumbass.
What if I enter from this way?
I'm looking, where are they all?
Where's Valkyrie?
Where is he?
I
Was a
What's going on fellas you can't be here. Hey, what you got in there? GG. I'm s hard locked
GG it's over. I tried
The floor above
New game I
I can't believe I got softlocked there. I got a piss chaff held up
you
the
house we have here
Let's see.
The floor above.
Hi.
Oh, the more it lags, the more insane.
Steam back.
The more of the graphical injection.
Ah, so we have here.
Alright.
The floor above.
Mike?
Ow.
Are you here?
Oh god.
Then we still have a chance to escape.
Listen carefully.
Mike?
Mike Lazowski?
I don't know how you can get out all you have to do is press the right buttons remember
I did. I played the demo. This is full release. This is full release. If it looks normal,
Press the red button.
I think it's normal.
Wow.
the TV disappeared from the map? Oh yeah. It's way too obvious. Let's make sure the room isn't
trying to fool you. Work directly where the TV used to be. Then close your eyes. If the TV is
back when you open them, that means the room is normal and you should press the green button.
I see.
How do I close my eyes?
Oh, monofucka!
Okay!
Nine times in a row.
Alright, let's sit here.
One tap, ink.
We just gotta get to nine.
If you're unsure about something around you, just close your eyes.
It will give you answers.
But...
What was that?
keep them close too long was that noise always is it is it always like that on
the TV
it's always like that on the TV
All right, first one's always normal seems like everything's fine in this room
but better double check as long as you're in the chair always double check no green
mean bro no red is no red means
everything's fine right did I did I do
wrong
Oh, I thought he said the other thing.
Hey, who do we have here?
Meet Morty. He's here to defend you.
Room's with Morty, you're safe, but you still need to press the red button.
It's strange, but the room wants it that way.
Morty?
He said, I need to press the red button, yeah, even though he's friendly, it doesn't matter.
It's gone, it's gone.
If it goes away, it's green.
Anything else looks normal.
Green.
Speedrun, Inc.
There's nothing there!
I swear I just saw that open.
And I don't know if that doll was looking at me like that last time.
Was that a white thing on the computer chair?
Wait.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Sounds won't hurt you, at least, not physically.
She just disappeared.
Uh, that's not normal.
She's not back, but she's gone, and that's not normal.
It's definitely- Wait, now she's back?
Oh my god.
Dude, what the- Dude, that timing?
Hey, where are you?
I don't see you on the camera.
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
Was that there? That's not normal.
I don't know if that chair was like that the whole time.
Oh my god, it was there, but apparently there is something else.
Whoa!
I did not yump at all.
Well, if you're having fun...
She's not disappearing.
Please stop.
That was rude.
What the heck?
Well, good for you, from the turn.
Uh, I think we're good.
I don't see anything out of place. Anyone see anything?
He tried to barring, but nope.
Are you scared?
That's good.
Wow.
I need to know one of them yet.
I messed up.
There is a head in the fireplace.
Oh yeah, there was.
disappeared. I messed up again chat. I messed up. Why is the exit right there? I messed
Stop chat, my bad.
Well, that's not right.
Okay, well, that's definitely not right.
There's spider in here.
Oh my.
That box was always there, right?
And the cat.
I don't know if that red book was down there.
Initially I want to say this is normal and okay.
I think this is fine.
Okay.
It's kind of weird how this game had a demo and it's a game where you inherently are
We're gonna always win, technically, when it's at the last level.
You want to know what's scared me the most about me?
I know what scared me the most in this place.
The eyes of a mirror.
Soon, you'll see it.
Whoa!
She just got closer? Oh, she is getting closer.
Uh...
I will guide you to the exit, are you?
Oh my god.
Okay, we're on four, do I see anything?
I don't see anything else.
It's different here.
You guys see anything I think this one's green
I just pressed green oh
My I did I did it looked like red was highlighted
Where are the shirts there before those specific shirts?
That's one I think is green, but I want to say green boys.
I'm thinking we go green.
Let it be.
Okay.
We see you.
See, it's been a common theme where it's this lady, and now she's gone.
way you gotta get to the ninth floor only. I want to say green.
Okay, okay.
I've got this strange feeling of deja vu.
And again, if you knew everything,
you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Deja vu.
I think this one's green too.
I'm going to go with green.
I'm going to go with green there, boys.
Oh.
Wait, did she always have that facial expression?
I
Like Mike
It's not disappearing!
Tutorial over.
Wait, I'm free.
That was just the beginning. Oh, oh my god.
This isn't actually the exit, is it? Where was the cat? Bring the cat with us. I don't even know where he is.
Where's the cat?
Oh, he's right there.
We can't, we can't do anything though.
Random note that I can't read.
What the hell?
It's the same cat.
Hey.
What the heck?
Isn't this just how like the demo ended?
Oh God, it's... me.
.
Just mean chapter or like four endings?
Or is there actually another chapter?
Episode one was the demo.
Yeah, is it four?
Mike, there's a door somewhere here.
Find it.
I'll be waiting for you on the other side.
Okay.
Hey, wake up. Do you hear me? We've got a problem. Mike, hey, we're in trouble. Wake up already. It's like you won't just stay here forever. Press the button. I'll guide you from there. We have to help each other if we have to get out of here. Together. That's what matters most.
to get that.
The door is slightly open.
That's not going away.
I'm going to hit this with a X.
I'll do it one more time. Oh
This guy's always here. Oh wait, he's in a different spot now
So he's always here now
And the door is opening
Okay, hold up. I don't know what's... He did. He laughed.
Listen, my announcer. My announcer helped me a lot, but I'm worried. He vanished the moment I left the room.
I guess this guy is normal here then.
And that window opening is normal too.
Dude, I don't get it.
Maybe I need a fully...
What the heck, man?
Okay, well that's abnormal, that juice box is always there, and that guy.
What if I close my eyes on him, maybe he just needs to disappear.
Nope.
What was that scuffed zalba noise?
in the coat.
I died.
Mike is dead!
Okay, so when that happens, you need to quickly escape apparently.
I'm good here boys. I'm good. I'm a chill on this one.
I would show on this one, I wasn't feeling that one, I wasn't feeling that one.
I wasn't feeling it.
Let me see here.
Let's see if Extinction Day is any good.
more GeoGuessers so we can laugh at you buddy on a good day I'm insane.
Frolog.
Okay.
Collapse North America, asteroid, normal hard.
Perks.
What is this?
Collapse North America, only North America territories
are available.
Humans have 25 HP, resources drop at enormous speed.
Humans, awareness is at enormous speed, countermeasures.
Click here to add your first disaster.
New York.
Account Los Angeles.
Unleash massive storm systems.
Okay, 5 of 18.
Oh, you can upgrade them as well, based off of how many people perish.
Deploy and cast an active disaster, upgrade your disaster.
Oh, you can choose what resource you want.
And then you claim that resource.
Storm in New York expanded to new location.
Oh, so this stays here, then eventually you can enhance it.
Size, expand speed so you can enhance.
Storms, disaster energy.
I already added enhancements.
Get more of these.
So I can go here, and if I farm these, I can then do these as well.
Tornado needs eight.
So now I can go here and add a tornado.
But you can only do one disaster, unless I can, like, spawn this in.
You can.
We're going towards Florida now.
Okay.
Let's see if we can go full tornado build.
How many... where am I getting the... where am I getting the electricity from?
Yeah, where am I getting this from?
I can expand this even further.
14, 22.
Influences.
passive energy production. So you upgrade through the world thing. Okay, okay. Oh, I see after
you. Okay, so this gives you, it keeps giving you more. Well, North America looks like we
We got it here. I don't really need to expand further.
Okay, okay.
I need more.
Yeah, looks like I can't spawn this again.
The storm is just stuck in New York, and there's five seconds left.
That's what it looks like.
Oh, this was energy.
Charge to vortex with energy to boost impact.
Everyone in New York is dead.
Yo!
What the heck?
7.3 72
You can't see, I guess in the middle I need another one.
The storm does not come back.
It's almost there.
There it is.
Okay, asteroids.
Terminate three regions.
Respiratory outbreak.
All right, three regions we're gonna do here we're gonna do we'll do a storm in Europe
Asteroids are 30, I'll do asteroids in New York.
Now the beginning is kind of just chilling and waiting for it all.
Collecting as many as you can.
Alright, this is already upgraded.
Oh, oh, it keeps the upgrades as you keep playing.
So you can make these way stronger.
Cluster tornadoes that tear through localized areas, triggers every four days.
14 lock.
Attack size, rapid spread.
Spread speed.
So you can just fully upgrade the storm for a bit.
Yeah, buzz!
Yeah, maybe up the damage too.
Make it so the storm is super OP.
Oh, it's spread. Oh my god, it's spread all the way here. I need 34 asteroids. I could
save. Just to start up another area. Yeah, it's not killing very fast. Okay, let me get
Asteroids and wait expansion oh you can just go here and expand the storms
that's it that's what the asteroid was that thing sucks
Yeah, the asteroids are terrible.
Oh, we can't expand the storm this way.
cost.
Human kind has become more vigilant, more and more people are being harmed by disasters
and catastrophes.
Your minutes are up to the end of the 30s, we'll are now closely monitoring disasters
and will actively deploy countermeasures.
be deployed across multiple locations.
I think the meteors are not that good, you just want to spawn another Scorman or something.
Flood control upgraded in New York, storms in London has expanded to a new location.
I don't know if that even did anything.
Humans have deployed a countermeasure to halt your progress, use your corruption points
to overwrite it. I have none of those yet. I don't even have one. Yeah, they're winning.
All right, full storm upgrade.
I need to get the third vision and I might just spread it.
Anyone see where I'm getting the energy from every time this group of this I think every
time and then what is this 40 or 50?
Okay.
Yeah, dude, the asteroid is absolutely trash.
Tornado cluster triggers every three days.
Well, the big attack size.
Alright, let's see how this- Weather Watch Advanced Monitoring System tracks storms?
Okay, America's fighting back.
But the clusters are actually working now.
It looks like it is slowly spreading.
They already have three regions.
more consistent.
Alright, let me see here.
Okay, Europe is almost done. Hopefully that will last.
It looks like West Asia dropped fast.
When one region of ours are at other end, it will start to decay to reflect imbalance
in the world's economy.
Okay, so when one region falls, the other is dropped fast.
Yeah.
I don't need to spread any further.
Let's see if I can, uh, do this.
I look like I think the asteroid did way more damage that time.
Am I going to spawn a storm here?
Asia!
West?
Oh, there we go.
Okay, prologue over.
Prologue over.
Now the game begins.
Scenario 1, airborne.
Terminate all humans, deal 250,000 damage with asteroids, cast tornadoes 30 times.
Start with 15 souls, 4 enhancements, instantly cause an explosion on the Ark and lower progress
by 5%.
Let's go hard.
COVID-26 plus Ultra?
Alright, let's see what we have here.
Auto collect.
Alright, we're going to start right here near your can.
Southeast Asia, Southeast.
Da da da da, da da da da da da da da.
Oh, did it reset my stuff?
An airborne pathogen that spreads relentlessly,
eroding populations over time.
Oh, so I have to do the respiratory outbreak.
And it will spread all over here.
And so it begins.
So correct the collect rate
Expand speed zero percent
So we're collecting a bunch oh
My god
That is not good
There's with asteroid cast tornado 30 times so weird
Apparently eventually I'll get Tornado.
A tornado?
Actually I should probably not do that.
Because we need them to spread the infection.
30 times?
Shet, someone tell me how I'm getting energy.
What is it? I think this is 40 energy max.
Every time the bar fills, you get energy.
So technically, I can just keep spreading this.
So hypothetically, I could just keep spreading this.
Assuming it lets me.
Like when that symbol's there, I can outbreak.
I think that's what that means.
And now I can cast this.
Yeah, as long as the plus symbol is there, I can cast it.
I think, I think.
Increase some skulls.
Unit damage.
30 times on the tornado is going to take forever.
Slowly.
Wait, so these guys are infected as well.
Yellow means infected.
So it definitely is spreading.
Unless...
Oh no, the tornado as well, never mind.
Multinado.
Oh, so every time the bar fills up, it's plus five.
Okay.
We gotta wait.
We gotta let this keep on moving.
Okay, Psygon expanded further.
So when that symbol is ready, 23 or 15, 10.
Okay, let's see here.
Collect as many as I can, spread the disease.
Okay.
Respiratory.
Respiratory, um, outbreak in Shangyong has stopped, has stopped.
What?
What do you mean it's stopped?
No way.
They've ended up upgrading fast enough.
Forced, violent happens that extend the infection reach.
We need to expand the infection.
Did somebody develop a vaccine?
Plus 460.
more mobile are being harmed by disasters and disasters, governments are now on outclothesly
monitoring disasters.
Okay.
Trigger dangerous fever so to increase critical damage.
I'm gonna go all out on that.
Undetected.
Damage, evolve resistance that allows the upright to persist longer.
Do that early.
Okay
We need this to spread even further, but it hasn't reached anywhere else yet
And there's no areas for it to reach
Because it started here
And it looks like there's no area of this pit spread
Huh. I'm not sure if this is gonna work.
Hot damage, cold damage, more range on infection.
Yeah, maybe it's too far away. I can't start another...
It's just gonna kill everybody.
Oh, here we go. Reached farther territories.
Let's say...
If they die before they can spread it, it's GG.
I might need to evolve the virus to survive
warm replacements global research efforts intensified of all the effective
vaccine I can't overwrite it no
dude it's not spreading anywhere else
It has to be, GG.
It has to be.
Thrive in hot climate.
Actually think I failed.
I may have failed, because everybody's gonna die or they're gonna end up getting a vaccine
before it spreads any further.
Maybe I go pivot into storms, but I might be kind of stupid.
Yeah, I don't have enough resources to do this.
Storms and a disease.
Respiratory outbreak is running out of energy
Oh, this is where I failed
I'll get you late for that.
All out.
Overrule.
They failed.
They don't know how to cure it.
hundred percent odds. Uh-oh. Oh, we need to collect those. Cumans are building an arc.
Millions of people are being killed by disasters and catastrophes faced with the imminent threat
of extermination across the world. How did you unite it? And this effort to construct
an arc? Cuman is the last hope for survival. Oh god, they're building it.
You can put a disease on it.
Okay, the storms have now upgraded.
Everyone in Saigon is dead.
How long until the arc 21%?
Okay, so I just used it.
I have to kill everybody before they can do that.
There's nothing I can set here.
Come on!
Yikes.
Yikes!
Well that's why you don't Gamba.
That right there!
That's why you don't Gamba.
Eat me!
Did you not see what happens when you Gamba?
My god!
Who am I going to eat?
Eat my god!
W? W?
What? That was 2%?!
attack size, spread speed. I don't know if I'm going to be able to do this.
Yeah, this ain't looking too hot for the objectives.
All of the places are running out of energy.
Cloud?
Oh, okay, that made it a lot more powerful. Still takes a bit of time.
Kind of weird how I think these are just like, oh yeah, these are just like XP. You don't have to
to do these it's more about killing everybody spreading that's an Africa's
kind of a pain in the ass though I don't know how you're supposed to do that but
maybe that's where asteroids come into play
Yeah, if anything, this does not spread very well.
Yeah, South America is untouched.
It's G.H. boys.
No way to do this.
It's all just temporary setbacks.
Okay, that went way too far north.
What the hell?
The dark back will begin, the shuttles will transfer 20% of the time and turn this round
into a select fleet.
What's that?
5,000 humanity will be saved.
Yeah, I think humanity will be saved here.
I think humanity will be saved here, boys.
Yeah.
It's not like playing ink where it passed the border so easily.
They're like mutations.
Yeah.
I can't destroy the Ark.
I could try putting something up there right now.
I don't know if I can make this in time.
They're gonna leave.
Somehow Europe is unaffected.
No!
I said go again.
Okay, let's try this again here.
I'll be spreading that on an island was a bad idea.
Instead I'm going to spread like this is crazy, it goes everywhere.
You go right into and then upgrade it, okay, and then I'm going to get 30 and go right
into an asteroid belt. Disease into asteroids. Early asteroids. And try to upgrade it.
Already expanded. Expand attack size. I'll decrease that. I'll get more later.
Let me get a little more, add one more perk here, and then I'm going to start maybe doing
Oh nice okay nice yeah this was such a better starting spot oh my god
and then let me start collecting to make it so they don't know it's coming I need
to make it so out of this outbreak already stopped.
What?
Maybe I'm using too much energy.
Disney is making Extraction Shooter.
Okay, we lowered Humanity's Alertness.
And Passive Energy Production.
I do wonder how I get this to be 25 out of 25 instead.
Yeah 18 or 25 like how do you low alertness
Attributes
How the fuck do you get the energy up?
How do you do that?
the energy efficiency enhancer effect by a hundred percent when it's equipped.
It could be that.
This is increased passive energy production.
Okay, that was only for when you deploy.
So low.
Still 24 of 18.
I feel like this might be a fail too.
Because I can't do anything there.
I can expand everywhere, but I just need more.
Yeah, I don't have enough.
Okay, they become more vigilant.
I kinda want to restart, I'm gonna restart. Hold on, restart.
If anything, I think I spread too fast.
Yeah, I think I spread way too fast.
Zero, fifteen. Oh, so each one of these costs so much.
Now, wait for it to spread.
Alright, let's do it.
Make it just be, this one is really, really good at spreading.
and go from there. Okay, okay. Okay, so now if I expand this, plus five, decrease, increase
attack size, and expand speed. Okay hold up, I think this is working now pretty well.
Now I can just naturally spread all across and then we'll slowly move in to Europe.
Okay, so now we can spread him to Europe, wait, 9.
Oh, so this is gonna make me 17 out of 16 here.
Interesting.
Okay.
Okay, now I can expand into Europe.
Lower the energy cost, everything else is 10 apiece.
Okay.
Okay, 17 of 18.
This is working a decent amount now and I can't spread it any further anywhere.
Decrease them on a human being deployed by 15%.
should drop increase, meteor, impact cloud, large stellar object.
Oh, wow, 13%.
That was actually pretty good.
There must be a way to get the energy higher here.
There must be.
I don't know how there is an upgrade this further, because it's like I can't expand this anywhere.
I'm at the mercy of all my resources.
It'd be nice if it just naturally spread.
Alertness levels just went down.
Enhancements.
Okay.
I need to spread something into Africa, but if I do that, ah, it's gonna screw over my
respiratory stuff. What do you guys think? I don't know what to do here. Two attempts
What's the override? It's just 60%.
Dude, what?
That was such a waste.
Do I spread it? Is the question.
Let's see what happens.
Very consonant is it now.
I don't know how that never spread here.
Okay, I got a big, big meteor now.
I don't know if I should spread it there.
We have some energy left over here.
Wow, let's see here.
Humanity hasn't started the arc yet, so I think I'm actually really ahead of them.
Africa is holding on.
Let's see, let's see.
I did enough damage with the impact craters.
Okay, that might help a lot, because now the populations are dropping so fast.
What do I expand to? Do I just go to East Asia? That's going to kill it though.
Shit dude
I'm getting a little too late on those
It's 20 of 18, but let's see.
45% on the arc.
I mean this will be fully upgraded.
come on buddy east asia might be the ones that survive
i need one more
all right fully upgraded respiratory virus
It's just fully upgraded.
Oh, we're so close.
Okay.
anything I may have failed because I didn't expand down here. Let's see. Okay I think I'm
I think I'm good, I think I'm good.
That did it right there.
Yeah.
I took a bit, I took a bit!
Exodus to the Ark.
Yeah, it's over guys, it's over.
You built it, but no one made it to the Ark.
No one made it.
Hey!
Pretty good.
Nature unleashed.
Oh, the resource drop, yikes.
Insulinary full-active ability, energy to 100% can be used three times.
That seems strong.
Quickstart is good.
Re-enhancement's good.
What? That seems so good.
Active Reload.
Too many volcanoes? Yeah, what are these?
Banana, banana, morning, morning, morning.
Ah, let's see what we have here.
Storms!
Starting in...
Storms starting here.
Hi, let's sit here.
It's all good people, it's all good.
Cheater cheese
Deploy four disasters. Okay. Well doesn't really matter
Yeah, we'll go for the highest populations
Wait, this is already oh my god 15 well
They're already more vigilant. That was fast. Maybe that stops it.
Damn, I can't spread this anywhere without getting a massive energy hit.
Yeah, I don't want to do that yet.
name
Upgrades amount of resources
Upgrade that
The energy mechanic isn't knowing I don't like it
Tornado Cluster.
Yeah, that's just stuck 11 of 18.
Oh, nice. I can actually bring this here. I know it's more, but whatever.
Let's see how that does.
We'll all point into this.
I'm gonna go all out on the storm.
I do need to unlock asteroids, but maybe later.
For now.
Uh-oh.
Override!
Shoulda done 60.
Okay.
20 of 18 energy?
60% odds.
Nice.
Passive energy production.
Alright nice, now we are under the uh, energy.
I was doing damage, but like, not as much as I needed to.
Wind shear.
Okay, I'm most likely screwed here.
They're already building the ark.
And spreading this sucks.
I may have thrown.
That's not going to do anything.
Is it GG?
Is that the population?
Oh yeah.
No spreading.
Yeah, that's taking too far to do anything. It's taking so long.
Yeah, we need more damage on those storms.
21%?
Alright, yeah, people aren't dying fast enough.
Shunying
Somehow I need to expand over to Europe, and I don't really know how I'm gonna do that
Now they're building too fast
Okay, let's see.
Up the meteor damage, but let's make this easier.
Oh, that actually spreaded very fast.
Europe and Africa might win it.
Unless this storm gets insane.
Alright, let me just stay here.
Oh, it's too late to press that.
This isn't doing much. Expanding 9%?
I don't think expanding this is gonna be worth it.
Oh wait, locked?
Oh, you need all of those for upgrades.
I think it's GG.
likely gg
Let's say
Come on!
South America too isn't being affected whatsoever.
These storms are doing nothing because it's not expanding.
I spread out the storm too much, so it's just kind of like a light rain.
Yeah, I'm so well beyond my energy cap.
And even though these were done, you can't... doesn't matter.
Oh, it's my mic, I lowered it.
Nice sock.
I'm thinking about it and you guys already know what I'm thinking about.
All right, five wins, Geoguessir, five wins, five wins, guys, let's go, five wins, fastest
five wins in the West. Where they at?
Website Noss Realize this see Noss Bobby Stabinani stop be the
Viri as the rubney
ZARUBNI
Yeah, I know where this is um right here right there right there
Okay.
Okay, okay.
No.
I get it.
Sure, sure, bruh.
No, no.
You know what, last time I went to Neesha, I got jubated, so...
Oh my god, he never marked it?
It was Tunisia.
Dude, what?
Come on.
Come on, he did a market!
Cool Roy Nusa heads, wrong way, Pomona Kinken, Bruce Highway. This is some fuckin...
Yerashita?
Motorway entrance?
Actually wait, Brisbane?
No bro, tell me you didn't see dude.
Why is he always in the area?
Alright, shit on.
Shit on.
Oh my god.
Okay, okay.
I'm ending it right here.
I'm ending it.
I'm gonna put the one up right now,
cause I know I won.
There it is.
And,
GG.
Boom, multiplier, still in the game.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay, hold on, hold on!
More square, is this, this is America?
I'm out of here.
This is like New Jersey or something?
Dude, are you kidding me?
This could literally be...
This is somewhere east coast.
I don't know.
Easy.
Another one. Another one. Another one.
Three, yellow.
Oh fuck. Land on force where Shavukha are free?
Please, please, please. Okay, we'll take it. Wow, he was there and then moved it.
It didn't matter though, it did not matter.
Fones, Marasa, the Gwaya, Fones.
Oh my god!
Wow, of course you needed a backyard win, you f*****g mother f*****g.
You mother f*****g.
Stana di vali, Stana.
How can she Stana?
Not sure. Not sure. What I do know is we got a shit ass fucking road, we got a drive down.
That I do know.
Buddy, Mercedes Benz? Okay.
It's gonna ding, isn't it?
Oh my god, dude.
Why do you do this?
I got a dot r-o.
Tell me that's Romania.
Okay
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay
It's okay
Not panicking
Big look our tonka for solid
Yeah, dude is that for solid
This seems like, is it Swedish?
Begeklä tomter for flott ol utsik när skisenter og slyper.
This is one of the three fingers.
This is a three finger skisenter.
This is one ski...
...stavanger, sklälter, close enough, Norway.
Shit, banana! Shit!
Abort us, Benas, if you look over there, it's a secret.
Tequila?
Kalei?
All right buddy, you and your fucking dings, I'm getting sick of it.
Don't tell me this shit's Brazil again, you motherfucker.
Columbia. I don't know.
He doesn't look like I know, doesn't look like I know.
I don't want to fight that guy again. Not again, not again. Somebody else.
It's gonna be him again.
Okay, what do we have here?
Azish
Grace always more okay right off the bat. I'm feeling New Zealand
I'm feeling Australia
I'm feeling New Zealand
Australia
I think it's Australia
I'm not sure.
Oh, I should.
There it is.
Australia.
Margarara Rise.
Watson's Road.
Motherfucker?
Yellow. Yellow on Africa- uh, Australia.
You don't know, buddy! Get our Africa, dude!
Oh, really?
Oh my god. Wait, he went to New Zealand. That was the Australian flag.
Wait, he looked at the flag and then went to New Zealand? Interesting.
Interesting situation.
Dude looked at it. It was like I know this
No, you don't now he knows though
That's my side of the blogger out of first guy. Oh, wait. That's just gutters aluminum windows. Okay
Okay, where are we in Africa
Fenduka, Makamu, Makamu, Iceman, I'm call around, I need some ice.
call mulele- mulele- mulele-
kata-hong
what the fuck is mulele-
dude i spent too much time doing dumb shit i don't know where we are
i don't know
gana
Of course, of course it's South Africa. I should I should just want to fuck it's not Africa. I should have just one
Bro that car has all the answers
I don't know if this was the right way.
Let's see.
Uh oh.
Dude.
I don't know.
I have no idea I have no idea
Dude, are you kidding me double Mexico dude double Mexico?
Oh
Really bro. Oh you little sarcastic ass motherfucker
Oh my god, this is, I think, I don't know if this is New Zealand.
This is a good one.
Dembawa.
The owner of Taita, Tabetha County, welcomes you to Motate, Minasai, Karimu, okay.
Oh, dude, please come on, come on.
Frit damage, bro.
Frit damage.
Ha, ha, ha.
All right, okay, okay, chill Jerusalem
maybe never mind I don't fucking know let me see here where we at
Oh my god, that is all the way over there.
It is huge. I wonder what country it's similar to in size.
I know, obviously the map, but you know.
I think I had a Cambodia in a while.
I'm just doing psychological damage with some LOLs, okay?
He's gonna be like, why is this guy lolll-ing all the time, ding-ding!
Everybody gets anxiety when the ding happens and the countdown happens. I don't care who you are, okay?
It's like that ticking time bomb.
Throw in some lolls, you don't even know man, you lose your nervous systems out the window
at that point.
Education!
Something general, education, uh, Esquela.
I know that flag, Argentina.
I think.
I think it's Argentina.
Oh, he's looking too.
I was starting to try and guess myself.
Border.
Don't tell me this is Monika, dude.
Mount Ridley, yeah that's a sick place to live, you live up here, you live down, big
ass fucking bay, that's cool.
Bricsom CEO dot UK I have no idea where we are this could be anywhere
I
Stay hates me
Okay the double dots oh my god I'm so fucking dead dude I'm so dead I don't have enough info
Oh, he's gonna one tap
You're kidding no, okay, it's not that bad
It's not that bad. It's okay. It's okay. Hey
That was turkey again
insane tricks
okay
oh my
there's
Oh, I think I might get shit on here.
maybe this is south this is south america
What do you guys want to do with me?
Sumarpa?
What do you guys want to do with Sumarpa?
Where's my original story?
Sum...
Sumarpa?
Where the fuck is Sumarpa dude?
Ah, this truck.
Smack хотя
Sampa
Oh
?!
Yes
Y Medic
GG boys
J.J.
ně NAS
No
Oh, oof.
Ah.
Come on, man.
Alright, rematch, rematch!
He doesn't know.
He missed the sign.
The sandals aren't going to help you, dude.
Okay.
Trash Meadow?
No.
This could just be America's shred-up.
Canada.
Yeah, this is more of Canada, I think.
Wait.
Never mind.
Berg, Shamra?
Lana?
I don't know, Sweden?
Sweden, Ohio!
I
Hey, all right every time I see Kale yellow
I'll be looking at the same signs dude
I'm going to get you.
Wow.
You know what, it makes sense.
Okay, okay, okay, nope nope could be indonesia right there
What's up bro you don't know dude, you don't know
Why are you doing that?
Australia, New Zealand,
maybe Africa, with the potential of Africa instead.
Tell me, man, I want to see this.
I want to see the flamingo.
What is that?
Oh, wait.
I thought it was a flamingo.
It's like a fucking car park.
Is truck say anything?
Ah!
Where are you from, dude?
Really?
Am I being trolled here by the ZA?
Dude.
What?
Really? Am I being trolled here by the ZEA? Dude, this happens every single damn time.
I think it's a Jibate and it's actually South Africa. I always forget when this happens because it's so rare and then it happens and I forget.
Okay, one tap. Thank you.
Yellow returned. Yellow returned.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Okay and a... I don't know what he said. Was it mean?
Okay, this feels like Southeast Asia vegetation.
Whee whee whee.
Whaa whaa whaa. That guy on the stand is gonna tell me what I need to know.
Gonzale?
Wasn't there some shit where there are some Hispanic names on one of the Southeast Asian countries due to history and I forgot which one it was that was like that?
I don't know though. If it's Indonesia, Malaysia, understood. Oh, there it is. Philippines.
The cigarette saved me.
OK, let's go.
Let's go, Davo.
No way.
How does a shit-stained sign tell you anything?
That didn't say it.
That didn't give any indication.
America?
Maybe?
Arab Guntersville Arab, Mississippi, what the hell emergency medical center
Oh my god, there it is. Is that Alaska? It's Alaska? What? Does that say AL? Wait, Alaska
isn't... Alaska is one of the maps. Coleman, Alaska? What? No, no, what the hell, dude?
wait no no no no no no what Alabama? Alabama? I don't know why the fuck I was thinking of Alaska
I think it's Alabama what the fuck is AL? AL is Alabama it is there's no nothing else right
it's gotta be Alabama you know random ass AL right? yeah it's Alabama
I'm gonna pin point Coleman I probably want oh my god yes I did yes I did right
there right there boom oh no no no no no no no no please go to California go to
California go to California
should have been a one-tap. Good thing it was in Alaska. Wow. Wow. There it is. Holy
to the mole. The one-tap.
Oh
Even with the female buff even with the travel buff
All the girls are like, I wanna go here, I wanna go here, I wanna go here, all the guys are like, fuck, no I wanna stay home.
Japan?
I'm thinking Japan, bro. My rebomiters all over the place.
dong-goo dong-da-goo da-goo oh south korea I think it might be I don't know oh
no I don't know I think I think so I think okay
I will bring it home here oh
Oh, that's a fucking mound. Holy shit.
Chile. Chile is great. Chile just looks like a hub of resources. Every time you go here,
Chile and Peru just look like a hub of a bunch of resources or something. You're always
isn't like a dig site. I wonder what their main resource is there that they export because
I swear to god it's like the fucking sandy as shit like they have all bunch of rare earth
minerals or some shit. I don't know. Mars just how GeoGuessor does the maps. Oh my god.
Does anyone need a ride? Holy shit.
This guy right here. Tell me man, where are we?
Something's got it.
Oh
Okay, okay, okay, okay, whatever
Somewhere European
Okay, we are in France.
Wait, what?
That just looks like a different language.
No, no.
Oh, wait, no, it is.
I don't know where in France, I don't know where.
No way!
Oh, it's Belgium.
Still where?
How the fuck?
This guy was in Poland?
What?
Really bro, really okay border play and it's gonna be all the way east
of
I don't know.
I am lost GG.
We both are.
You're the one that dung bro.
Why are you binging when you don't even know?
What was that?
Gaelic or some shit?
What was that?
Language?
That felt...
It seemed like Irish.
Errhof Nung in Friederwald.
Okay.
This is Austria, Germany.
That guy knows.
Right here.
right here SPD current Hendrick I don't know what the fuck I would tell me
anything
This is going to hurt.
Wow.
Another triangulation.
Okay.
South room, Gamalki, Ramsgate.
Okay, that was three different languages.
South broom.
What the fuck?
Africa?
No!
No, it's over.
I don't know.
Zimbabwe GG.
Wow.
That's incredible.
That's incredible right there.
okay
sure sure
country balls
Miramar
where the fuck is Miramar again? I know this
this. Miramar, dude, I'm drawing a blank. Miramar, dude, I know this. I just fucking forgot.
How do I not know, bro? It's Miramar. Miramar. Isn't there Madagascar, buddy, where the fuck
is Miramar again? I don't remember. I like know, but I's not clicking in my fucking
mind. Oh, yeah, I see. What? Okay, whatever. Where the hell is Miramar again? That's like
an easy one too. North-East Coast landscape. We're like, nooooo.
North East.
Man, this is Africa or Australia.
Okay, Tasmania, by the way.
Tasmania.
Holy shit, buddy.
I
I don't know, somewhere?
Wow.
God damn brother.
There's gonna be a loss.
Ummm...
Whoa, what the heck?
Where are we?
Where is this shit?
What the fuck?
Is this Japan?
It's a weird...
It's a very different-ish Japan look.
not a bad way. It still has that look though.
My Weaver vision isn't that good to know specifically where on Japan, but we're gonna go to Fukuoka.
And of course it's up north.
Okay buddy.
Right.
Oh come on, don't make it a 4-5.
Make it a 5-4.
5-4 man.
5-4.
I'm getting australia again here
Who long
Where's Poo Wong?
Poo Wong Post Office at Big Pond.
Okay buddy.
There's no way this town is called Poo Wong.
There's no way.
In Poo Wong Kindergarten, are you fucking kidding me?
Where the hell is Poo Wong?
How do you, Jucky?
Yeah, nobody's finding this.
Nobody.
this. Oh, pal. This may hurt. This may hurt. Wow. Okay. Outside of Melbourne. Too long.
Shit!
Anyone live there?
It's actually for one you piece of shit!
If you knew you would know it's for one that poor one has horn!
Gun hunting prohibited and then oh Asian Korean or Japanese I don't I had no idea
just because that looks like anime text lol subtitle Japan there it is saved saved
I was like the most anime stop sign
There it is right there pinpointed get me to that sign right now
Get me there, okay, Merica
How do you know this
How do you know?
Uh-oh.
This could be Canada, and I'm gonna get great hit, but it felt more America.
Okay.
These peppa huts look like fishing huts or like fishing village like but no.
Right here tell me.
Downland?
It's blurred I can't tell.
was a polar bear. KFC and Pizza Hut deliver down here? Who has bakery with two Ks? Who
the fuck? Two Ks in bakery? This is so weird. I have no idea where we are. What is this
place I don't know is this Canada okay that explains it you know what wow I
actually see it I see it I see it not really
bro
Isn't that I like know that flag but don't know that flag I want to say grease but I
I think I'm wrong.
I know! I know!
All right, end it here. End it. Kill a shot.
I swear that says dot z a
I don't know the flag. One star. One of these has to...
There it is, boys. There it is. The tap at the end. The tippetap at the end. Bada bing,
Bada boom. Let's lock in here people five wins obtained
Here we go here we go
All right
Pretty good pretty good
Mm-hmm
All right, here we go here we go is it possible is it possible
Is it doable
Can I do it
Maybe
I
All right
All right, wow, they're banning everything.
How about Mirage and Overpass and hopefully, in one person, ban a map?
Yo, that's actually a good...
Sam Jam's actually a good dance move.
Like that's kind of like a club move.
Man, Ray finally has some competition.
Lyrics vs. Lipik?
Oh, really?
Okay, buddy, get the f-
Hey buddy, where the fuck are you running?
The heck is living?
Let's move out.
Hey, I'm dead.
No, I wanna play dead, please.
No, sorry.
Please, please, please.
That's a negative.
Negative.
I'm dead, bro.
Are you liking it or not?
You two should just push mid.
I should show down.
Alright, here we go, let's see.
Move!
Throwing smoke.
Define flashbang.
Come on back, good luck.
Stay ready.
Watch out long.
Oh, yo.
Orange.
I don't feel like shooting.
You got that one.
You counter terrorists, where you going?
Or better?
Alright, I'm gonna only do a USB and armor so that I can get enough.
It's a bad idea by the way.
I wonder what the best what the second round to eat a lot of I can get to guaranteed and off third round
armor
What's he grand I haven't pushed yet there in tunnels I guess a p250 head armor. Oh my god shit on me
I was going to suicide, I was going to suicide.
There you go.
After it's quiet and nothing.
Yeah, when you go mid, I'm going to left and right.
shooting teammates I just really wanted to get a shot in
let me show you guys how to off let me show you
I'm a little...lipping down.
Maybe cat?
I have no vision.
I have a better...
One cat, one cat!
Hold on bro to get him pointing.
Is he low?
Smoke.
No.
Alright, that's all mid then.
Two cat.
They're...mall cat.
I'm going to be right back.
All right, that's all mid then okay
You just jinxed
Wait till he toggles bro, yeah.
Rose never played a mask.
Yeah, you all trade, you all break it.
Where the enemy team needed a couple of rounds to warm up.
You're dropping up?
I'm gonna be...
He's never experienced a game where you go 7-0 and then the enemy team locks in and kicks your ass.
Legit.
What is this guy doing?
Weird P mid-loop, uh, no vision.
One's on mid.
Right side mid.
4B.
4B and right side mid.
I still there
I heard a guy there downstairs tag
You think this is a low ELO?
Really?
I'll play B.
name in the big 2026 if I rust
moving
ha
just rustling
go bro you got it
people said that I can't
do it
coming down
30
they can go
that's right
they can go cat there
vision because if they take care of the one we didn't play retakes for a long time.
Yeah, I'm counting on it.
I can see them, just go back, you see them, just go.
Uh huh.
It's secondary.
RB.
I'm going to go over you.
Yo, need, need, need, need a, need a mark, need a mark, need a mark, need a mark, need
Oh shit, oh my god.
It's like backcat.
No people, is that the thing?
Thanks box.
Oh my god, okay.
Fuck, I'm so ass-cat in lower mid.
You're on cat.
Okay.
Nice one more.
I'll see you up cat.
Yeah.
behind the book
that's one more
help
he's up
he's out
I thought it was going to push
I didn't want to get head shoted
I'll come with you
I don't know if someone else can go over here
I got it
everyone's making their kills, this is nice you know
that's cool
that's telling you
hi
he's gonna get an extra out of there
yeah, something is
I
Vision
Chopper Molly naked only that shit deep
throwing fire
cat
that's cat
that's not a cat
okay, help cat
help cat, help cat
help three
I'm low
help three, help three, help three
one side flashing for you, one goose, one goose
no way!
dude how did that miss, dude?
yyyyyy
what?
saw the other one
I did? where?
same spot
fire?
yeah
Nooo!
Fuck, you said that all in there?
Actually you have money.
No, no, nothing to do, I'm saving.
Come on, bro!
Where was my Ned? Do you want my Ned?
No, that's a no.
Yes, a no.
I
Solid in this round
And they
What a weird smell.
One time, six o'clock.
Throwing smoke.
Aw, you gotta take on my mid kills.
Okay, okay. You can have them.
You can have them. You can have them.
You can have them.
Throwing smoke.
I'm sorry. Lower down, lower down.
It's Sanjury, I'm just your aide.
He's down. One more.
One more.
BAM!
I'm gonna pick Long, you wanna pull my anti flash?
Cover us with me?
Yeah, Long's got you, I'll play B.
I'm gonna show him I got cap, I'm gonna go fast cap.
Nah, you got that shit, bro.
Alright, bad, alright, bad, alright, bad.
Bro, sometimes it's good that they care.
That means the team is good enough where they don't need you to over rotate and do stuff because they can hold their positions, okay?
I'm gonna get you behind it.
That was sick, bro. That was honestly sick.
He's one.
One. He is the one. Jumpy guy.
Oh. Wow.
Where is this? Chill out, chill out.
Oh, that guy is good. This guy is good, but he's done a couple of sketchy kills.
Where it's like I've noticed like two or three times where the way he just quickly moves his crosshair. It's like he knows where they are
Then a little sketchy coming to get me moves. No, maybe he's just having a good game. I want to play me
You haven't a game your life right now, bro
They're fucking really bad players
Oh
Double shot bombs mid
Bomber on our bombing lower ones all the way up cat
I'm gonna go up Kat.
I don't know, I don't know what I'm talking about.
I don't know, I don't know what you're talking about.
One tap, easy.
Come on, brother.
Counter-terrorist, we're going up up.
Yo, yo, orange.
carried by cheater bro watch I'm gonna like leg the fuck out and then the AK
flew on top of the box I can't get I saw that I'm scared to queue again cuz I'm
gonna queue and it's gonna be a 50 and 50 in match I'm scared
Let me get the entire thing out of here.
That's right, this happened last time, and then...
Tell him I'm a squeaker, tell him I'm like a 13-year-old squeaker.
It's time to hurry!
Throwing fire! Grenade out!
Deploy the flashbang.
Grenade out.
Throwing fire!
Oh my...
Good job.
Yeah, Xbox in mid
Okay, you heard a Mentons
I thought someone was gonna push be
There was.
Yeah, it's like 8 round asking me.
Thank you, base.
Man, man, love, I know.
You got sandwiched, yeah.
This is their comeback.
Now it's gonna be full-played.
I'll play B.
Let's you know who we are
I'm gonna shoot
One's off the right side, suicide
Flashbang, flashbang
Throwing fire
Throwing smoke
I'm sorry
Hmm, and boy
This is the first time I'm playing the map
They're playing like a shot
BOOM!
MMMM! MMMMMMMMMMMM!
XBOX!
Two cat!
It's a three cat!
Fucking garbage!
Shit, I'll commit one thing.
Whoops, I just double reloaded.
How'd that cap?
I don't know.
Should be now.
Yeah.
Careful, funds pushed.
Blue is holding CT, blue is holding CT, you guys don't need to look CT.
Super long.
Another off now.
Long and cat, long cat.
oh nice shot super star okay last has long
not let it go you got that shit easy no smoke
he's retarded I gotta miss
he could like if he there's an op-down next to you with like
bullets come on buddy
You had five seconds.
Yo, yo, yo, green, please.
Okay.
This game.
Roger that, boss.
Yeah, I hit one guy for seven.
Somehow I'm up.
What he's doing?
I think he knew it was over.
We can't do this.
I think he knew.
I think he knows over
Your terrorists will soon be what I wish for him!
I thought you were out.
One at mid.
One more.
He's H.R.
S.
Yeah, he's double H.R.
Ninja.
You're gonna be cat.
I like that crosser wait wait wait wait wait watch this watch this yellow
it's a clean green
you're supposed to kill him bro
sorry bro
I want to round the world on the backs of the most default crosser.
Okay.
Oh, wow!
Two long doors?
They just gave up here.
How are you dying?
You know, knife lost, knife lost, knife lost.
True, we can make a knife vote.
Oh, you're dead.
Yes, you're fucking dead.
Nice loss, nice loss.
Nice flaaaang.
Yo, boost your understain, boost your understain on my phone.
Oh, he's dead.
I was, I was, I was betting, betting.
You gotta kill him, you gotta kill him.
Don't kill him, Michael.
I'm gonna kill him.
Purple, that was a chance, bro.
Fuck.
Oh.
Dude.
Not another round.
Fuck, dude.
I was hiding.
I was slow walking.
Ah, dude.
I wanna kill you again.
But I don't know.
I don't know.
It's rough.
It's very rough.
Like, I could.
then it's gonna end up being like such a long match or something and how long was that match
I'll tell you the duration. Want it though, meanie?
Dude, it's gonna end up being a, it's like a 50 minute match, dude. I know for a fact it's gonna be like 15-15
I'm going to be such a back and forth.
Damn, damn.
I
Want to chat I want to I'm just worried, you know, I'm worried about, you know
Mid-pudge I got a I got a piece right at 630. I
Can't do any more Geo guess her bra. I can't do any more Geo guess her
Artemis landing in 30 minutes.
I would, I don't think so.
I know how this game works.
It's going to totally end up being like an insanely long match.
Nope, Gladio.
Oh yeah, they're actually landing landing, right?
7.
Typing game, yeah.
What do we do here?
I already have Alcahast wish listed.
Oh, it's at 807?
Oh.
Chat might be I'm just gonna end here early today. I know I know I know I will be on
tomorrow easy clap regular stream I'm just looking compared to usual I get an
end of a little earlier well 630 but you know what I gotta go somewhere so I'd
rather just, you know, maybe not go till 6.30 thinking about it now too.
Because it's not like going to 6.40, I got to go right at 6.30.
I just got something I got to do next stream Saturday.
Chat vote for sub Sunday.
You guys enjoy your night.
My bad.
I apologize for ending early.
My B I'll be on tomorrow.
Regular stream.
everything all the channel people ggs till next time i will see you and sunday sub sunday
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people
This is
This is where we are, this is where we all come from,
This is where we all keep from
The dreams we had, the love we shared
This is what we all keep from
And in my mind, in my head
This is where we all keep from
The dreams we had, the love we shared
This is what we all keep from
And I'm coming, coming
This way, we are coming
And I'm coming, coming
This way, we are coming
And I'm coming, coming
This is where we are going
The dreams we have allow us there
and this is what I wanted before
in my heart, in my skin
in this world, we are
in my heart, in my skin
in this world, we are
in my heart, in my skin
in this world, we are