I
Oh my god people oh seven let us cast me out we good all that fun stuff chat how
you guys do win we plan replace today we got windrows on the back burner yes
Yes, indeed.
All right.
God damn, bro.
This game was announced a long time ago and now it's out.
Feels good, man.
Chat not gonna be here.
Tomorrow will be live on Thursday.
Yes, indeed.
Wind Rose is good.
Yeah, I'm not surprised, man.
I'm not surprised.
Not surprised, brother. Not surprised.
I took tomorrow off to watch you, but he already said, I already said, that's your fault.
What do we got? Anything else happened? Let me see. Let me see.
What do we have here? Replace review thread.
Mother beach.
Hackers reveal Rockstar earns over $1 million a day from GTA Online.
Is it all the shark cards?
What do you even buy?
What do you buy in GTA Online?
I have not looked.
What are people buying there?
It console definitely pushes it forward.
Yeah, honestly, if I were to buy shit, who the fuck is buying shark cards on PC just to
play on shit servers?
PS5, larger spender?
Yeah, I would rather play honestly, dude.
Yeah, GTA Online will be ruined on PC.
I hope GTA Online is so good.
I hope it has great minigames, great races,
there's so much potential, I hope they don't,
I hope it's not as shit as the current.
I hope it's good dude.
But it's honestly gonna be better to play on console
for GTA online.
They're gonna fucking ruin it.
The thing is you look at RDR2 though,
it's like they don't care. They do not give a shit. God damn the reviews for a place they're
looking absolutely divine. All I saw was nines. All I saw was nines I just rolled through
mouse PI for higher review thread. This is though this is the skeptical one. This is
This is the one where I hope it's fucking good.
Using the reviews as a baseline.
Do they just rely on their art style or is the gameplay good?
Okay, okay.
Sure, sure, sure, that's great.
That's actually great.
That is great.
That means this might actually be very nice.
I would put replaced and PI for higher in the same category as like short six to eight
hour, probably six hour, maybe even four to six hour, um, x gaming experiences.
Sometimes the best frag matter reviews are really good as well.
Yeah.
Those came out yesterday. Better than Crimson Desert.
You know what? The thing about the reviews are a game like Replace and a game like mouse PI for hire are very streamlined games.
The vision is there. The systems aren't super drawn out and it's just a pure experience for five to six hours.
hours. Crimson Desert has a lot to criticize, but the potential is so big because of how big
the damn game is. Like it's kind of stupid at the same time. It's like Crimson Desert.
It's like a thing, dude, you can put like 500 hours into the game. It's such a huge game.
So there is a lot of things to criticize technically because there's so much. So of
Of course it's going to take heavier point hits, but that's why reviews are stupid and
you kind of just use them as a baseline mouse PI for how dude 15 hours for the rat game.
Wow.
Okay.
Really watch it be insane.
Watch it be watch it be really good.
I'm still skeptical, but still.
New trailer for Soul Shogne.
Let me see.
Pteronomous.
Oh, Soul Sesto.
I
Sold a hundred thousand copies. Oh nice man. I gave that game. It's just cool dude. That's just a cool game
What the hell is this game called? Heronimus?
Weird ass name. I can't even type it in
Your on a miss here on a miss. There it is
What is this wait publisher looking for a publisher
I don't think I've ever seen that
Respect, respect!
It's based on paintings of Hieronymus Bosch.
I saw some of them in Belgium.
Is that true?
Heronimus?
Really?
Huh.
Oh, wow.
Girty, Girty games, why not?
Bloodborne News, R-rated animated movie adaptation, Sony Cinema.
Really.
PlayStation's Bloodborne video game is being developed into an R-rated animated feature for Sony Pictures that the studio says will embrace the carnage that made the game so popular.
Japsepticeye is producing it.
The film is co-produced by PlayStation Productions, Lyrical Animation, and Creator and Gamer.
Sean McLaughlin, better known, oh, Jacksepticeye for the uninitiated.
He was spent years in the world of Bloodborne.
Wait, so does this mean Miyazaki approved?
It's Miyazaki approved.
It's from Software Approved.
It's Sony.
PlayStation co-produced by PlayStation Productions.
Unless it's like, uh,
uh,
I guess so. It's Sony's IP. True. Wow. So Sony actually,
really,
That's kind of interesting.
Sony's so tight-knit about Bloodborne, but then decided to co-produce Jack's, I mean,
I guess Jacksepticeye was very convincing to Sony to make an animated film on Bloodborne.
who owns the IP Sony or from software I'm pretty sure Sony does yes Sony from
software made it but it was probably heavily funded by Sony seeing how it's
only on PlayStation so whereas something like armored core or fucking Dark Souls
It's just like Metal Gear and Kojima. Konami owns the IP, even though Kojima made it. It's the same thing with Bloodborne, to a degree.
I mean, that's kind of cool. Sure, man. That's cool that he's doing that. Rodent rumble.
Holy shit. Tell me we play fucking 100 squirrels. Endless. Give me a game like super, super
battle golf level but way more people playing it. Super battle golf was like a glimpse of
that great type of just like mess around game. It still is. It's a great game.
What is this?
wrote it rumble
Wow. That was amazing. Oh my God, this game came out. Yo, I'm so curious what's going to happen with this game. This came out today.
I think this is DOA. I think they had no marketing for it. No one knows this game is coming out.
And then even if it reviews well, you're going to hit Community Hub and there's going to be like no one playing the game.
That's my prediction, 367 in-game, and it's not necessarily a bad game, but I think this
might end up DOA.
I'm actually surprised it's only $12.
I thought they were going to throw this up for like $30.
That's not a bad price.
$5.5 shooter $12 out the gate 15 bucks. I mean that's not that's not bad that's not bad
will people budge though I don't know make it free to play it needs to be free
three. Get in there. Yeah, let's see what happens with this one. I was I'm going to be playing
replaced. I don't know how long this game is, but after this, we're going to be doing
some windrows maybe or something. Yes, indeed. I'm more hyper this game than windrows. I
already played windrows twice. I know it's a good game. I just I'm on the back
burner of like, you know, it's the same loop of having a chat. Dude, survival games are always
easy viewership because people, survival games, there's something about the people who watch the
games that are like a little potato in the head. They love the repetition of hitting boulders and
trees and putting it into chests and then praying that the game has QOL, that they don't have to
go back to their chest to then build the next thing. It's always the same in the beginning. It's always
the same. So it's like right now I'm a little fatigued even though Wind Rose is a really good game
because when I played it it felt like all the QOL was already built into it.
It's just another game of you're going to be farming a bunch of resources and then guess
what you're gonna have to make it guess what you're gonna have to make a work work a workbench
um a tannery a cooking table a mortar and pestle you're gonna have to let you get a farm and put
all your shit down it's always the same loot it's like half of the game is always the same so
So it's kind of like do the same shit now and another...
It's cozy?
Yeah!
It is a good game. It's a good game!
If you're in the mood for a survival game and you haven't played many,
you didn't even play the Dune game.
This is a this Windrose is a great game to go back to if you haven't played a survival game in a bit
It will have everything
The QOL is all built in it feels like a game that respects your time. I'll give them that
CS go every day a buddy, you know, it's about
grinding a rank and try to you know see if you can get a little higher bro it's a
sport without going outside bad comparison any dumbass can play
Windrows and hold left click on a tree
What the hell are you talking about?
It is it, yo, it's the closest thing to being competitive without needing to go outside.
What are you saying?
What are we even talking about right now?
What are we talking about?
The comparison's stupid.
It is, bro, it is, bro, are we not moving our damn fingers?
There are muscles being used here, okay?
It is a sport.
It is a damn sport.
There are calories being burnt every time you move your finger.
Sure, like five after like a 24 hour session.
Maybe like two actually, but still.
Definition of sport.
An activity involving physical exertion.
uh... yes my fingers
uh... and skill that is governed by a set of rules uh... there are rules or
customs and often undertaken competitively
wow that is everything
yep
all right
it's crazy this game's actually out now
Let's see what we have.
Eugh!
Let's see what we have. Is this better than Resident Evil 4?
Potential Game of the Year.
Enemies deal standard damage, have standard health, and are fairly aggressive.
Two med-stems are replenished after every combat.
Increased damage select enemies have increased health.
One Medston is replenished after every combat I'd play this game on hard I
Would I
Remember when they made this game one of the dudes who worked on this game worked on like movies and was like a cinematic director for something
Let's see
Okay
Oh October 29
More and Marsh
An additional hour of overtime has been log-born.
Your brain activity is unstable, relatable.
like plugged into the matrix? What is this? Donor matching?
He's in his back cave with this AI.
An AI Alfred.
1963.
Rolf Hurd, 21 years old, a disposal.
repeated usage. Making notes to request an additional beyond the wall raid to acquire
this one.
How these like?
Huh.
Cyber AI.
Oh, he does have a helmet.
What the hell?
The future, bro.
The future.
We're all old and the AI just doesn't let us do stuff because it's all robotics.
You're too emotional, people.
You unauthorized, unauthorized.
You just opened the fridge, man, I want water.
Unauthorized, you're too emotional.
This was 1984.
Motherfucker!
They were more advanced in this universe.
Dude broke his computer, he just slammed the keyboard and started a fire, but I missed
something. We must fix this immediately. The neuro helmet is that a breach due to the fire?
Survival probably is low in this location worm. You must leave. He's still online. Oh
Shit, okay
This is better than the octopus game that was actually a great game
God damn
Take you in here
Oh, you can jump slam on the side.
Yeah, this game's art style is very, very beautiful.
poor main control. Given this danger should be our priority. Agreed.
Oh, we had a big-ass base!
Alright.
Oh, shit. Okay, okay.
Everything went to shit, man. I guess I was too emotional. He was right. This person is beyond help.
We should ensure your survival first ward. You are of special importance.
Dude, he was right. Look at what happened.
I just started. This is fresh. I have no idea.
Oh, shit, what?
If your body is hard to control, Warren, we shouldn't proceed carefully.
Alright, someone did not install those correctly.
Floor 12, Reach Lab, Elevator.
One of the elevators is still operational, we will use it to move to a safer location.
Can I get anything here?
Alright, let's go.
It looked like he was looking for like an organ donor or something.
Just quieter here, sound, sense, lights.
How do humans tolerate so much external information?
There should be another neural terminal, we'll find it and reverse what happened.
Another neural terminal.
Yeah bro, we need a contractor buddy.
Okay, ain't no neural shit fixing this.
We have a fuckin' contractor, dude!
We need a welder, we need parts.
I got a Google.
Alright, we can get up here.
Futuristic Roomba.
Hold on, chat one sec.
Uh, uh, uh.
All right, sorry about that.
zone. Alright please, what is the password?
Oh well there you go. Alright, alright. The alarm system definitely works.
What does hard mean?
It's the difficulty of the game I'm playing on, sir.
Oh yeah, there's a guard down there.
Who's this guy?
We should tell the police what happened, Warren.
Oh, AI, what the hell, man?
Police help people, and we need help.
I can't tell if like we're doing something that was to really break into this shit am
I a fugitive?
Did I work here?
Okay. Good timing. It kinda looks like I'm supposed to jump on that. Really. Wait, wait,
wait, wait. Maybe I'm supposed to actually just fall down here. Let me see. Alright. He
He can actually- oh shit.
Ah!
Okay.
Phoenix lab transplantology?
There's been an explosion in the lab I am reached, I am trapped in stuff.
What the hell? Get rid of that one too.
Wait.
Really, I cannot press anything, you know, just keep doing this.
I can't.
Now, they don't say press E. Okay, I have to figure out what one E, F, E, F, space?
Okay, okay, okay, yes, yes.
Oh shit.
Run, run, run.
Get down, get down, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh shit.
Apparently, they did not cover the right entrance.
Oh my god, really?
The standard protocol says the troopers must help the survivors, not eradicate them. There must be a fatal error.
God damn it, Reach!
You just gotta fed the definition of everything.
Naive ass.
Hello.
I don't know how to do my data, it's the police help.
The only thing I have here that I've heard is the definition is they fucking help.
I do not understand.
Oh shit.
Oh god, oh god, oh god.
Oh god
Bro, you guys need some cyber hands with aimbot
Cause holy shit, you miss everything
Okay, okay
Here we go
Made it
That's all good, I don't admit a heat signature.
We're going, oh shit!
Can you slide? Oh my god, you can trip! Oh my god!
Really?
I don't know where it respawned me.
Death counter?
Oh, it's not that bad.
Oh my god the flashlight is getting brighter!
I made it. I made it. I'm here. I'm here.
Oh now we got the drone after us.
Who the hell chopped all these logs and left you piece of shit?
All right, I'll get it.
Okay, survived.
Whoa, what the hell?
Got you now, you piece of shit.
Got you now you piece of shit you motherfucker
I am okay okay okay
Oh, shit.
What the hell?
Wait, what?
I was sick, wait, what?
Did someone just help us at the end there?
Newbast AI just friendly fired?
I guess so.
Oh my God.
Wake up, brother.
Whoa, this game's direct, the directing is awesome man.
Like this is, this is so sick.
The body, it is cold.
complete the prologue.
Oh, shit, man.
Shelter.
When they show the development scene in the beginning, you know it's going to be a
cinema. You know the game is going to be cinema.
It should provide adequate warmth.
Oh shit, yeah, okay.
New jacket.
I will look after the body until we return to the lab.
Oh, so the AI fused into Warren.
And now the fucking you can feel now
Yeah, so you're basically playing a reach and Warren's body
Troopers that it is fortunately survived the fall made it far
Amento Mori, that's what you always said?
Why the hell didn't you let me save you, you stubborn bastard?
Hmm.
Oh.
The Violok malfunction allows us to operate it, but there's no...
The Tahmout is functional.
Might have to use this gun to protect ourselves.
Steve and Warren created Reach, I see.
Okay.
animator Victoria Rapplovich first aid we have here thank you thank you dude
needs a sling or something. An old med-stem and a note. Take this, patch yourself up and
wait for help, outside is too dangerous. We do not have time to wait for warring, we must
proceed. Okay. Press tab to restore health, medicines are limited, but they are partially
repunged. What can I kind of start depending on game difficulty? Oh shit. Oh yeah, that's
nice wingman? Oh you can see it.
Oh that's fucking cool I forgot this was part of the game. Huxley? Oh okay this is
just like the database.
Return into the lab remains of the priority
You I dev cooked bro the UI dev who's the UI dev bro applause are you kidding me?
Wait till he shows up
of
this list
of the ad here lab rat
The QA guy's name is German.
Just name German.
Alright, we made it out.
How does this work?
Do I just play my own?
I wanted to listen to that.
Let's see.
Oops.
Oh.
Oops.
Oh, you can only listen to it in the player.
Interesting.
I thought I was going to play during the game.
I know we're running right, but if the priority is to get to the lab, wasn't the lab to the
left?
Unless we technically turned around.
Oh shit Phoenix City Phoenix City oh who's the director
Here it is, okay.
Our location is far from the lab, Warren.
We need to return there quickly.
Let's move.
I
We got to get back to the lab and get to Phoenix city
replace 2077 what year was it what year is this oh shit oh wait oh my god
Could I have jumped?
No, I mean, clearly scripted.
Who are these guys?
A gang?
We gotta catch termite, Dale?
Okay buddy, it looks like the railway punks didn't find you first.
Oh they know.
I can explain how light behind the wall is for you.
Okay buddy, okay.
Tutorial, tutorial termite.
Come on, man!
Oh, he felt that.
Yep.
Okay.
Alright, now I'm going to kick this shit out of you.
You done?
Ah, boys, let's go, let's go!
Alright, you can attack both of them at once.
Oh, that's unblockable.
Yeah, it's like a leap forward as well.
Okay, okay.
Gang dead.
Survivor's memoir.
The MedStep began to die right next to their patients.
Now it's known as secondary contamination,
but back then we called it a curse,
punishing people who dare to oppose the end of times
who knew the effect of people were the source of radiation as well.
Mr. Reyes stops to catch a breath to stop the transplant.
A tissue rejection.
He has to rely on immunosuppressants
and a recent common cold left him in a weakened state.
Well, thank for sure he continues that
That thing didn't discriminate black or white matter woman rich or poor everyone was stripped of their skin and left to rot the same
To fight back. We had to learn what united really meant the hard way
Radiation I
Used your body to kill them Warren I was wrong but our survivor remains a priority
Is Warren still in there?
I'll optimize the body's resources to maximize a physiological efficiency
Looks like I can go there. What is this? Can I read this?
20 years later. Oh, this explains it Trinity catastrophe
Let me get back. The catastrophe began long before the 16th of July, 1945.
Don't ask us if we wanted those military tests.
No one ever told us what radiation was.
The aftermath of the explosion was just a manifestation of a systemic governmental indifference towards the people.
The priority of politicians was to silence the witnesses and cover up the real scale of the catastrophe.
Instead of saving lives, they were desperate to save face as a result.
Hundreds of thousands of American lives were lost.
Almost a third of our territory became unlevel for us, our children and generations to come,
still in the total economic and social collapse in the whirlwind of massive civil unrest.
Our nation has risen from the radioactive ashes.
The Phoenix Initiative was born a comprehensive network of private hospitals, research facilities,
charity organizations, and shelters hand woven by the caring citizens united by the common
goal of fighting death and destruction today.
initiative has evolved into a full-scale corporation that continues to inspire and support people.
They've served a better society, strong and reliable, working hard to keep the nation healthy,
well-fed and protected. Okay, so a nuke went off in America in 1945.
The level of human aggression does not correlate with the data I have.
Yeah. Yes. You're definitely playing a very like naive AI. Who thinks everything's hunky
dory seems like. Project Trinity and nuclear weapon test. Oh, so maybe, oh wait. So it wasn't
detonated it was a test that one arrived
they all this is Kyle over yeah he's dead Kyle he's dead
Who the hell are you?
I'm rich, I killed your colleagues.
Whoa!
Kyle, put the hammer down, Rob.
Put the ham hammer down.
I'm gonna take your ass until your friends realize
you shouldn't have done it.
They're not all Kiles, they're Dales, Kiles, Bob, Joes, Jims.
Is there a heavy attack? No?
You got a board game box?
It's kinda random.
No sign of non-aggressive humans, they might be hiding somewhere.
Alright, so somehow we gotta get, we're out of the wall of the city and now we need to
get back.
Looks like I can make this jump, with a nice run!
I need to read it, Brice.
It was a board game designed by the Phoenix Institute.
It didn't say anything of substance, other than describing it a little bit.
Welcome to Phoenix City.
Oh, wait, okay.
Oh, there we go, wait, can I go this way?
Oh.
Goodbye, letter.
Jackson I'm done the city turns back into what it was before all the being a donor is an honor a bullshit a bum dumpster
I tried to be empathetic like you asked me to be but those comebacks are called disposables for a reason not even the
Prosper a combination center would take them in I'll be moving out in two weeks
My sister says it's the same in the West, but I need to see it with my own eyes
Hope you find a new tenant fast, but I doubt it
Should have treated it traded your property for a tower apartment when you had the chance and keep my prepaid rent
I wonder if it's like donor for like cyborg stuff or...
Yeah, I'm not sure.
Phoenix City.
We're in reminds you of dying light music
Anyone live in Phoenix
North American trucking association
Why does the city seem so abandoned?
It seems like the Phoenix Institute was actually, uh, you know.
It seems like very apocalyptic.
Even though it's been 20 years, but like there's still shit littered on the roads
and stuff to exit.
Yeah, I guess everything outside the wall has been abandoned.
And they just contained everything.
state that those who live outside the walls are provided with all necessities, but this place is
ruined. God damn, that looks clean as shit. Yeah, I guess everything is contained in the city and
outside you're on your own.
Or the gas prices I missed it
This is such a such a beautiful evolution of like pixel games this an octopath traveler tried like you know
Adding more layers to pixel games, but this is like it's awesome man
The hell? Alright, I think I can move this box over. Oh, yeah, here we go.
Only no one's trying to climb up here in a while.
Yeah, it's very different than Octo.
This game is way more cinematic.
Octopaths still had a tried-enhancing the pixel look.
Why not play on controller, because it works well on keyboard mouse?
Southwest Labor District, Phoenix City.
This district was a part of Phoenix City before the wall was built.
Oh shit.
Okay.
They don't like the people outside the city.
Keep the damn car. Oh, it's the termite guys.
Well, those people throw out their existence, we need to be discreet to survive.
It's the same gang.
Nope.
I guess the termite gang is who runs the outdoors.
on the walls there it is there it is
Oof! Easy.
Dumbass, Ptermite.
The area is getting progressively hostile, yet we managed to survive.
They're a gang!
Well, they're not a gang, but you can be a gang, but you can be a gang of dumbasses too.
The Ptermites aren't very lethal.
What is that right there?
Mama's coffee shop addiction notice
Unix city made them vacate
up here it looks like I might need to knock that down okay maybe this way yes
clean let's get this out of here
Oh, I don't need to fucking read the whole thing. I can skim it to get the gist.
The fuck is reading out an eviction notice? All the way through. You get the gist, man.
That's not ADHD.
How does that feel like it's his first time seeing something like that?
What's all that fuss out there?
That'd be Moll's bastard, Blondie went apeshit after we offed his patron.
Just keep your bloody eyes peeled, right?
Oh yeah, this part.
Oh, they're ready.
Oh, they got guns now.
I dare you.
I just came here for groceries.
Bad. Bad.
On shopkeepers note or always always check everything with a dosimeter emitters are still dangerous plus 100% scavenger from the dirty lands
I don't need that crap in my pawn shop
Every all the groceries need to be checked for radiation
Bro it is on hard. I just made games look easy dude. I'm sorry. I'll play badly for you
My bad
I'm sorry sometimes I forget I'm so damn good that I need to tone it down for the noobs, sorry
My bad my bad
There you go, is that better?
Okay.
Sounds good.
The dumbass needs a flashlight to realize that the yellow box is moving.
What the hell are we talking about?
What the shit is that?
The people in the blue?
Nice.
Oh, here we go.
These guys are always waiting for me.
Oh, shh!
I can't hit it!
Oh, those guys shanky. Gotta be careful. They're fast.
No!
Oh, but the bullet goes right through me.
I got rid of the city's gang problem single-handedly.
There's no way they have this many recruits.
Preacher's Diary.
Our congregation is fading away.
Last week, the whole district was evicted.
The upstanding ones were offered modern accommodations in the city center.
Some people moved west, but most agreed in Phoenix.
And those who remained are interested in neither God nor the devil.
Well, mind to compete with the Phoenix Preachers. Their sweet promises describe a carefree life of
comfort carved by the walls they build, but what will be the price and who chooses the ones
worthy? They say they are building the arcs, but I see Babylon Towers.
What was to the west?
Going to California?
I need all three of you guys to line up.
The dodge is very powerful in this game.
You cancel all your moves and instantly can just dodge.
Oh shit. Oh god. Here we go. Here we go. He's back. He's back.
No! No!
We're in.
Move down.
Okay.
Very nice, very nice. To use this terminal we need to power up the generator first, Warren.
Good thing I'm on AI and I have researched my favorite trigger's vods and I know every single generator that I have it on and on.
Good thing I have been fed many vods of a guy who literally fucking turns on every generator in every game over 15 fucking years.
I think I can reach her with that.
What do we have here?
Inaugural address.
Hi, friends and my fellow citizens.
Since the centuries beginning in Time of Tempest has seemed to come upon the continents of the Earth for our own country.
It has been a time of recurring trial.
We have passed through the fallout of our own ignorance and lost for power.
This fact defines the meaning of this day.
You summoned us to complete our dedication to the service of the people of our great nation. Yes, we quit the unnecessary and brutal war
Yes, we kept our country together upon facing the shadow of nuclear catastrophe
Yes, we finally focus on our own people on our own future
But what that is not enough it's time to rebuild our nation to rise on the ashes
We came to this world not to fight not to kill not to conquer
We came to this world to prosper and provide God's will and nothing reflects God's will better than the will of the people
People who didn't flee and didn't back down America's finest sons and daughters the Phoenix initiative
Everything we achieved in these seven years wouldn't be possible without initiative struggle to make things right and to carry on at this unity to meet the challenge over time
Let me announce my day one decrees
I'm precedented budget quotas for medical biological and social programs and research
There are too many to heal and we will achieve this total nuclear power use embargo
I granted a lands with endless nature gifts. We will use them rationally and safely for everyone's wellness
New jobs and quotas for those who are willing to serve America alongside us and the Phoenix Initiative Minds Factory,
Scientific Universities, let us build our future together, a constitutional prohibition of any participation in war.
We will show the world that true greatness is achieved by faith, hard work and technological revolution.
Finally, the creation of special governmental committees with Phoenix Initiatives, elected representatives.
they knew how to save our country, they know how to lead it to the future.
God damn man, and everything still went to shit.
It always goes to shit.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, we just gotta kick all their asses.
All right, let's sit here.
Don't do it again.
Come on, brother!
Can we kill this guy, please?
Okay, isn't this where the demo ended?
Like roughly around here?
Memphis, the action movie coming to theaters near you.
is driving a train car.
Okay, okay, hold up, hold up.
Campus.
Random roll. Oh boy, that was a close one back there.
Close but no cigar, man, you're tough as hell getting so far taking out the termite trash along the way.
I better watch out or you'll steal my job. You know, I usually grab the newbies right from the pit if I'm
drifting up, that is.
Or whatever. Names tempest. I am reached, like, Richard or
like the bloody homicidal corp machine. Uh-oh.
just joking dude relax cool am I to judge names or a carry from taking you
to a safe place catch your breath now is we're about to make like a banana and
split why are you not hostile why should I be is that what they say about us in
the city every human I have encountered showed extreme aggression don't see
termites as humans do their violent scumbags they hide in old shafts and
use money to hunt us for fun and for food if you see them you killed them
or run. For a fresh out of the hatch disposal you're quite capable of what body part did they take.
This body is full just mildly injured. And how did you get here? I escaped and I felt
them well. The wall in some house survived. Can't decide if you're lucky or not. This place you've
landed in, the Phoenix form dumps, it's waste here and where the waste or disposal is if you like.
I knew to get back on behind the wall as soon as possible. It's always this way you know,
Denial at the start with sweet sweet acceptance. What do you mean? Come on. Have you seen the wall? It's insurmable
So unless you can fly or melt shit with your eyes when it's like that gun can you use it?
I found on a dead trooper. I assume the biolock malfunctioned
Well, I never a Phoenix gun a disposable can use
Wait so the disposables are people who got like some of their organs taken and thrown outside the
Phoenix I cannot wait to see the council's faces. This will make them change their tune for sure
I'll get us all back. I think that's what it I think that's what they are I
Recognize this man Warren a wolf herd. We processed his profile before we should follow the troopers will come looking for him
They will take us back to the lab
Oh, that was a guy on the computer
From the beginning of the game
Waste
Welcome to our humble abode, Vestification Around.
If you like your hoax and dreams in the gutter, lol, that does not sound like the Vestification.
All right! And the best home you're going to find here.
Yeah, he did ram the car into a train. Where do I go now?
Let's meet at the bar, enter the main building, and up the stairs will introduce you to some people.
Okay, finally, a place outside the wall where they don't try to kill you.
Alright, where is this bar we need to go to?
What the hell are these people?
Welcome newcomer, you can find Matriarch in the main building, she'll help.
What is this guy?
What is this appliance?
A piece of junk? I thought I could watch the birdies from here? The birdies?
The Phoenix bastards patrolling the wall even they need to eat, sleep and take a shit.
If I can calculate the ship changes I can sneak through Phoenix cities closer than ever.
There's just one tiny problem. The lens is scratched. Can't see shit.
Replace it. Great advice. I'll just ring up the nearest hospital service center and order a new one.
Oh wait, there isn't one smartass. Although there's a weird girl at the arcade inside the station hall.
She was curious and paired binoculars with her. I tried to buy them off her once, but all she did was muttercrab about friends and high scores.
How about you go and get the binoculars, bring them, and I'll take you to the city with me?
How am I supposed to do that? Don't know, don't care. There's no press high enough for the chance to get to go back.
When you're done, find me up there on the platform. I'll try to focus the pipe on the wall.
Can't just give me a fucking quest. Okay. Just give me a damn quest.
Or some binoculars. Bring me to Phoenix.
Strange counting rhyme. One and two an old termite is stalking you.
This is like a termite song.
Oh, there's a couple of different places to go here.
What is this?
Disposal's diary.
Another shaft collapsed, damn frostbite took me to my arm while I tried to get the boys out of there.
The doctoral meant to start a diary to cope, but how am I supposed to write with my left hand?
hand. So I've had no prosthesis available so I'll have to take the scrap job
still better than sitting around like a useless jerk. To be honest doctor did a
great job and if it weren't for Veronica I'd be missing a whole lot more than
my forearm. Last is a miracle worker. I used to spot that or deposit in the
shaft and now I've retained my self-defined treasures in the trash.
Just for like this stuff. Nice fabric not to be my what kind of entitled
from the other side of the wall through this way. I'll bring into Veronica.
Lots of fashion in Anista. She'll sew herself a dress or two.
Okay, kind of random.
Yeah, this place is huge!
Chat, one sec.
I
Sorry about that chap
I wonder if I should try going and doing that guy's quest
Real quick organizer find the bar
Hey, man, I didn't even use binoculars. You were just trying to go in the arcade room inside the station
Let's do it.
So we have in here.
What's that Samson emote from?
Whoa!
The detail here is cool.
Food.
That's gotta be the bar.
Electronics.
Phoenix Corporation is born.
There might be the arcade down there.
This must be it.
I think this doesn't seem like an arcade anymore. Where the hell does this lead us?
Oh it is. You want to be my friend? No. I know you have binoculars. I need them.
No, I only give things to my best friends and you're not even a friend. What other
Contra getting friend status. You talk weird bissert. I am rich. I do not want to scare you
I'm just not good at talking me to mom says I need friends, but no one wants to talk to me
But we are talking so we're friends on do you want to play arcade games that are played our game is I don't know
They're played in the arcade. This is sad you can play now. I have lots of games
They all seem to be malfunctioning tempest got mad and broke my arcade cabinets when I beat his score
We are not friends anymore. I can fix them this one
It needs a rectifier just like in a ticket machine
But mom says I should not walk around alone, but you are an adult so you can search for it right?
I think I can do it cool. I will wait here friend
And I have your binoculars you're my friend, but not the best one yet
All right, I need to do a quest I have a quest to a quest
I thought I didn't think this game was gonna have like side quests and stuff. I thought this was like pure linear
You seem to be fond of arcade machines because they're awesome. I can tell you so much about them
My mom told me people do not like talking about the arcade. Why maybe they're like more adult things like drinking and whining
But I'm not an adult so I spend most of the time here in this arcade
Where's your mom? My mom is working in the mines and she always does she's very busy
I want to work with her but she said the mines are not for children and where's your mom my mom
I do not have a mom at warring
If the dad cool, which I did that too so we could play in the arcade together
See you soon. I
Gotta find a rectifier to then get binoculars, and that guy will take me to the wall
All right
Alright, we gotta figure out where this is.
I might go up to the bar and then maybe I'll stumble upon the rectifier eventually.
Oh yeah, this was exactly where I needed to be.
I
Iron wood
One broken gun.
You don't get it, I'll fix the gun and it'll work, and then you'll use the gun to storm
the wall and wipe out your squad like last time.
That really wants to go back.
Reach right, sorry you have to witness that. This is a kind and caring
place but we'll all been through our fair share of hardships. Stay away from that kitty's stubborn as
a mule and can't see farther than his nose. You should reflect on that ironwood. You and
Tepes share more than you think. Explore the station for now and make yourself at home.
Hmm
Okay, hold on what is this
Wall specs I can talk to them tempest might be hide it, but he has a good soul
Why did you tell tempest to get out?
He said something wrong on purpose something harsh and hurt for the boys so very young he grew up here behind the wall
He never knew the life we lived before the choices and sacrifices
We'll have to make but now you're here. So there's nothing left to lose starting your life in you feels liberating. Don't you think?
As iron would always like that unsocial sir and easily irritated and dead tired
Yes, but he is the most hard-working orado man on the entire station as fast as a heavy cross to bear
But he's still standing and I trust iron wood with my life as everyone else here does
You a matriarch or in charge here is that correct a last emphasis as well
We are the council chosen by the people not like anyone else volunteer though. I supervise scavenging and what's left of mining
we exchange the resources we find for food and medicine with the Korfs.
Matriarch makes sure everyone lives in peace with themselves and each other
and Tempest and his squad protect us from the scum that roams among the ruins of
the old world. Tempest seems like a good person to me. Don't let his juvenile
fervor charm you, the boy knows shit about life and some of his escapades
cost us way too much. My advice to you reach China to fall victim to the
games he plays with death. Just don't get yourself in trouble. Oh they run the place. Talk to the cat.
Okay okay. Let's see, let's see, they hate Tempest. Yeah he helps them out.
You know it's the same every time every goddamn time. What is the same everything ironwood matriarch?
They never believe in me. They never listen the truth is reach their cover where they are too
scared to do something that matters no big deal I don't need them after all there are no
unlockable doors if someone will help unlike those fossils first door on the side street
I'll be there first I need some time to cool down go explode the station reach
more meet new folks, offer them help, make an impression.
You seem to have some misunderstandings with maitrearch and ironwork, the usual stuff we
have to tolerate each other to keep going.
Honestly, they're great.
Maitrearch stopped the bloodshed with the wall, was closed and negotiated with the
corp.
Ironward as an experienced miner is the head of the best coal mine in the country.
I respect them a lot if only they respected me too.
Are you part of the council?
I'm the fresh heir of the council needs.
How do you like the station? It's chaotic and battered, don't judge the good old station by its looks, it's strong and reliable. That's why folks choose to come outside.
This place houses all our supplies and infrastructure. There's a hospital, a job center, sub shops, even an arcade. Won't spoil everything though. You'd better explore yourself.
Ah.
We have here.
I gotta leave and look for other areas.
over here. Oh wait, this was a path forward? Oh wait, hold up. Unless this is where he
wanted to meet oh shit yeah nice setup oh wait this is exactly where I wanted to
meet please let me introduce you to my homeboy yo-yo he's a modified tech
wizard used to work with power banks batteries and other electromagnetic
stuff. I hear you've got something pretty special for me to take a look at.
What the hell?
That thing you just dropped could have killed us all. Oh wait, comedy.
Comedy. What was I? I have a kinetic coil prototype. The corp didn't manage to steal that'll replace the energy system just fine.
Okay, this guy's gonna make it so I can shoot the gun. What is this flashbang? Oh
Flashback
I still don't get it. Seems like the Phoenix Institute, they wanted to be like, oh, be
a donor for civilization. And now there's like, they forced some people to be organ
Donors or some shit
Now they make people give them their organs before it was like voluntary
Wow, let's see we have here
Search for Adrian and Reach Database, check Phoenix Mail Network, two new messages.
Um, your friend's name, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
It talks about cruel body experiments, forced ownership, and even kidnapping splendid hearts
and minds above people who tried to ruin the Phoenix Corporation's reputation since the
very beginning.
Uh, yep.
Okay.
So Reach was Phoenix Institute's like main program and Warren was one of the people who
graded it and now Warren has merged with his creation. Hey Warren, find another
Stevens code block, some old calibrational and authorizations I don't know, it keeps
popping up in logs. He left us like 15 years ago.
Ah.
Main Donorship, Option Kidneys, Passes Voluntary.
Oh, uh-oh, yep.
I just ran a dip against your friend, he's in the div, there's no glitch there.
for sign off.
So this dude and Reach work for the Phoenix Institute and now he's meeting everybody
outside the wall.
The ward has a piece of shit.
They don't know who he is, but he would be the people outside the walls worst enemy.
the more you hit, the more you can shoot.
Alright, now I can actually shoot the gun.
Okay, okay!
Let's see...
Attacking and countering is getting energy.
It decreases by dodging and being passive when the energy bar is filled, press E to shoot.
Okay, let's sit here.
Reached my man! That was RANDA!
Means of murder are still what the corporation does best.
All you can do without a new weapon batter, the gun won't perform full power.
I need to find that.
I tried once it exploded while testing and
blew his arm off. Matriarch was the most compatible so she donated hers. Oh, okay.
That was extreme. Someone lost an arm.
Okay.
Uncle Ben's Rifle from Spider-Man.
Oh, we're going to termite's layer.
Let's do it.
Okay, okay.
Alright, let's go.
I am playing on an OLED monitor, yes.
It's over here.
This might be where you wanted me to go.
Uh-oh.
You got a dog here?
Okay.
They don't know their reach is a robot.
I'm assuming it's Warren, but it's Reach's mind, but they don't know, obviously.
Come on.
Woohoo!
Nice!
Don't talk too much, okay?
That really is the last battery we have.
Don't tell me you're gonna miss my beautiful voice.
I gotta get for you.
Let's go.
Tiffist!
Okay, okay.
We're just meeting, everybody.
everybody. Come grab me when you're ready. Listen Reed, sometimes Tempest can be pushy
and reckless. Make sure you're not doing anything you don't want to, okay? He's the only one
pushing the plot forward. Everybody else is stalling. Now take your time to get familiar
with the station or we can just talk up to you. I'm going to go talk to Tempest.
The song is nice.
People here lack options, but they still try to remake the place into something familiar.
Reach buddy, make yourself at home. How do you like my modest collection?
That is a lot of things. What am I even looking at here? What collection?
a lot to sort the wheat from the chaff, you know?
We'll have plenty of good times here, but that's for later.
For now.
You want me to look around?
Bro!
Alright, he clearly somehow collected a lot of stuff.
I'm not going to use me to play, honestly I think I've got the talent and that's the
the vourer, the keeper of guitars and just being silly.
Okay.
He's showing me his fucking room.
The gem of the room handmade. I keep the map updated and use it to plant patrol routes
and other stuff.
That sounds...
important. That's my chill out zone. Best place to read, listen to music and doze off.
Did I miss anything?
Are you done?
I am.
Yeah, it's been a while since he's had a friend.
What?
He just- he took the elevator without me?
Oh, this is where he, uh, his car is at.
May not be in apple power, but it's where the magic happens.
We need that to travel around.
A closeness on the other hand, that's Veronica's charm.
makes it home for us. This game would look very satisfying on a TV. Stuff to keep my
baby in good shape, she needs special treatment after most of our rides. You know what, I
trust your room bro, I trust it. That's where I truly feel like myself. That gift
you mentioned what is it you'll like it ready but uh what is it an enhanced pickaxe a miner's
best friend high tech and user friendly i borrowed it from a good man my mentor this picture craves
cracking some termite shells why would i do the pickaxe and that's a damn fine question luckily
i've got a plan to share so we break into the termite layer does not sound like a very good plan
it'll be fine reachable if you have questions ask away if not then jump on and let's go
Where's the lair? The Prospera thing I mentioned?
Matriarch and Ironward were very upset with you because of it.
You don't say Prospera was Ironwood's life work, the greatest coal mine in the country.
And it all went to hell quite literally. You'll see it yourself, it's right
where we're going. Oh, so they are in a mine. I thought termites were our enemies.
They are. Then why do you think their leader will give us a gun battery?
Well Uncle Ben is an absolute psycho. He only speaks through violence. He rules the termites
with an iron fist. So getting the battery might be a little tricky. Okay let's go.
Jump into the car and off we go. Alright. Let's see.
All right, we're gonna go try to steal.
We're gonna go kill the leader of the termites and get a battery from him to upgrade the
gun that I found off that Phoenix officer.
Come on man, we're getting on foot.
All right, let's follow him.
Chapter 2.
What a man.
plan. Let there be light. Okay. And here's the subway stop. You know it used to be rammed
like the cattle market. Interesting. Workers from all over the city were coming to Prospera
to make a living. You can look around if you want to, then let's move. It's not the
coziest place to stay. Let's keep moving. Finish sightseeing. Let's go. Let's carry on.
The mine.
Those bastards raised the train car.
Come on, man.
Okay.
I can fix this.
It used to be lower and lower equals better because we could use it to get across.
You snag it on the wall, you climb up and you lower the car from the other side.
Just watch the pointy end.
Okay, press left shift in combat to break the enemy armor.
And enemies are immune to basic attacks and gun blasts until their armor is destroyed.
Oh, so you have to use the pickaxe in combat as well.
There's a ladder right here.
I think where this blockage is?
Oh, I thought it was shift, but I think that's only in combat.
whoops
Oh, okay.
There it is.
Now how the hell do we lower this?
Do I gotta go get him?
Oh shit, armored enemies are immune to basic attacks and gun blasts until their armor is
destroyed.
Press left ship for a heavy attack to destroy their armor, okay.
Let's see, oh!
Oh shit!
I see.
Whoa!
Uh-oh.
Ow.
That piece of shit.
I don't know how I did that, but okay.
we have here. I lured it asshole, let's go. Nice. That smell, they just grilled someone
here absolute animals I did see some of the metro leaks it's actually kind of I'm
glad what they're doing with the protagonist if real if real well no
on Thursday. What? Let's refocus Zen time deep breath in.
This guy.
Let's get a get some help from here on out. I think he's saying tutorials now officially over.
Now the game starts, friend.
Oh, not again!
I thought you said it gets tougher from here.
Okay, okay, I see that.
Okay, pickaxe, solution.
How do we solve problem 2?
That simple is time to provoke the bull and see those horns.
Oh!
Really?
Reach, it's time!
Wow, he's good at dodging, what the fuck?
Okay!
Ah, you know what about that?
Wait!
Oh, don't tell me they killed him.
Respawn dead? Respawn dead?
Alright, there's only one part Rolf successfully drew most of the attention to himself.
Now we're on our own.
Okay, I think this is the right way
Nice
Nice agnostic damn bro
Falling for a while all risky risky risky risky over good. We're good. I
Do wonder how I'm supposed to drop down here
There we go, space bar.
You're probably unaware that your body can endure such physical exertion, Warren.
He did not see me!
I see what I did wrong.
I thought maybe you would have made it, but nope.
There we go. We have almost crossed the bridge. Her timing must be precise.
Can I actually reach that right there?
What the hell?
Now hold the fuck on, this is weird, where am I going?
Oh, okay, okay. I just have to climb all the way up.
I see, I see.
I'm gonna have to jump on that left thing, but no.
He's safe, he must be.
Alright, where are these termite fucks?
We're gonna kill all of them.
Did we make it?
We need to find this Ben and take the battery, Warren.
I know, I'm aware, I'm aware.
There's something up here.
What up boys?
Where's Ben?
Where's your boss, Ben?
I'm just looking for your leader.
I'm looking for Benjamin.
Ah, shit, he has armor, of course.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
There you go.
Move up.
Oh, we gotta do some parkour action here.
Yeah, wait.
You can go on the other side though.
Oh, I need to go up and get that box.
What the- Holy shit, there's a whole segment.
What?!
Holy shit, hold on.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, go back down, go back down.
Termites move the rubble around enough to fit through.
I can just walk here?
What?
Wait, what?
What is this?
I can just keep going?
What's over here?
Pick up.
Oh, I got a health increase.
Was there a path to go up here?
Unless I have to go...
Hmm.
I don't think there's any way to go up there are you enjoying the game so far um
it's pretty it's decent so far I'm not like holy shit yet but like yes I feel
like right now the environment detail is carrying the game I need to play
more though. I swear I'm supposed to like get up here. I can't, I don't think I can go up there
yet or something. I need to grab something and come back here.
This is strange. Why would the gate be closed while people were still inside the mine?
They all died here because they could not leave.
Long dead, but never buried, termites cared only about the batteries.
All right, I clicked...
Oh wait, wait, this is the battery here.
Oh, now I can use all those.
The game must have been shut purposefully.
those in the corporation would have been able to do that.
Was there another battery on the other side?
How'd that work?
What?
I think I have to go up there.
Maybe now I can actually interact with it.
Is this like a weight?
Is this connected?
Is this like a counterweight?
Oh my god, I didn't even realize I have the left
Click it. Oh my god. I didn't realize that gash was on it
What is this helping us with
I think I gotta knock this off or something or... that.
What was that boss I rage quit to on Prince Persia?
That piece of shit.
I forgot his name.
And was that like Chase Fight?
Was it a Boba?
The Hawker or something?
Oh, there's a ladder over here.
I missed the jump there.
There we go.
I made it.
There we go.
Termite's diary
Ben are you here?
Oh, you once happen with the pistol once his armors gone?
Your mats are aggressive and merciless, I like the station's disposals, it is fascinating
how different humans adapt to critical stress.
Yeah, these guys are fucking assholes.
It's like a button I compressed, but I guess not.
Where are we?
Where's Ben?
Oh.
I don't see any leaders.
Oh, there he is.
I did not return.
We now know that two men killed them all and they're somewhere in our home.
One of them is that annoying prick Tempus, hunt him down for me?
Now why doesn't he eat Uncle Ben?
Uncle!
Yeah, let's just go down there and kick all their asses.
You should try to climb the pipes to get to him unnoticed.
We could always fight, but I feel like we could easily kick everybody's ass.
All right, good thing they don't look up.
We'll go right behind Uncle Ben and just one tap him, hit him in the face, uh-oh.
Oh
Well, well
Oh shit, I got two of these guys now.
What are you?
My guy is going to kill Uncle Ben.
There's a couple of different paths here, hold up.
Uncle Ben's Rice, but Uncle Ben's Rice sucks ass, dude.
Imagine, imagine, imagine eating Uncle Ben's Rice out of all the amazing different rice
brands.
And you fucking go for Uncle Ben's?
dude that's when you know a motherfucker doesn't know his rice holy shit
This pump must feed the entire complex of water.
Yeah I would say Boss Muddy is the best.
Bye Far.
Wait hold up, hold up.
Is this a puzzle of 9000?
Augh!
Oh, okay, that actually hurts.
If there was something down here I can interact with?
Nothing?
Okay, okay. How far so good? I'm not really sure where I need to go here. There's like
Two different paths.
Definitely here first.
It looks like an upgrade.
Oh, that looks like something I could take.
Okay.
Ow.
Shit, I have to drop down- oh my god, I messed up.
I needed to left-click.
It's like you don't dare hurt if you're like this.
Just burning my hand a little bit from the steam.
all good oh all right that didn't kill me either
very nice I'm so bad at making rice well how are you bad at making a rice
Dude
Bro you just gotta let that shit soak so all the starch falls off put that shit
One cup equals two rice, salt a little oil, and turn up the heat when the fucking boils
turn that shit to low, easy clap, done.
You can wash it and then soak it, you can do both.
some oil as well. Why not? Olive oil, a little butter, and salt. Gigi. Easy clap.
Oh, I'm not dead it is it is very cold warren
I don't have a rice cooker I mean what's the benefit of the rice cooker I feel like
it's easier just to make it on the stove. As in I don't see a reason to get a
rice cooker. Other than having the rice ready to go so you don't have to keep the
stove on. Other than that, faster? No need to watch it? Yeah I mean sure I guess you
don't have to deal with heat control. Yeah I mean sure so you can just throw
it in. It depends, it depends. Yeah. Am I doing this right? Is this supposed to fall off?
I just started doing this. I think I'm climbing up here and going in that gap. Yeah, it's like
pretty fast i was cooking it on the stove top but yeah i guess i guess what the fuck
who's that first boss oh we got a flare
did you see me
Oh, they don't like, they don't like, uh, they don't like, light.
Alright Uncle Ben, where the hell are you bro?
Hey!
Is that a prisoner?
They got prisoners?
The termites, they're scared of us keeping us in cages.
If we could break out at the same time it would be able to strike as one force.
Slave leader, the radio lock to open the cages is upstairs.
Help us and we'll help you with whatever it is you're doing in this hell.
Whoa!
Oh
Her might keep
I'll
Stop. Just stop. Ready to lock!
Alright let's see if I can find this.
For diddly ddly ddly ddly ddly ddly ddly ddly ddly ddly ddly do.
skills he wasn't lying it is all the way up here
I should put the radio lock all the way up here
All right, where is this shit?
How much rice do you put?
How much water do you put on a cup of rice that has been soaked?
Is it still two to one?
I feel like you, you cut it a little bit.
The big difference between whether it's been soaked or not.
Okay, you can just farm the other mobs and then just kill those ones that keep doing that.
Yeah, that's exactly what she gotta do until you're forced to actually...
Oh, that was a waste.
You guys, you're the farmers.
Oh, shit!
That was new.
Thank you, sir.
There we go.
They took Prospero's signage and gave it a new meaning.
i'd you know it's happening in the game bruh it's a level this is the termite base
and we're trying to get the fucking battery to upgrade my gun that i'm
shooting
uh...
and we're trying to basic we're going through their termite base
that is at
prospero which is a big-ass mining facility
we got to kill their leader get the battery upgrade the gun and
we're trying to get back to
phoenix city and we're outside the wall
And we're with a group of people who aren't allowed in the city
who have found a community of sorts with each other.
Where the fuck am I going here?
Looks like there's a button I can press there.
Oh wait a minute, can I do something here?
Oh.
Hi.
Oh, this is like a mobile generator or some shit.
It's like power is it.
Hope to your right password, Cadby.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what the fuck?
If you can read this, don't touch slave cages.
Cages controlled by me.
Bone crusher and my squad slaves are locked.
Need slaves.
Ask me first.
I see you take slaves.
We've got slave 2.
Fur Warfang and Nate.
Look at your right password, C-A-D-B.
Oh.
Hope you more.
All right, C-A-D-B.
you more. Alright, C-A-D-B.
Alright, back out.
Delete later.
C-A-D-B.
What the fuck?
What the hell is this? C-A-D-B and it says equals out.
There's an X on B.
What is the lead later? Oh
C A D B
Chains knife
Um, I missed it.
I missed it.
What was it?
Knife cross chain eye?
Wait, no.
I
I wonder what the B is though, equals B. Like it's I again.
Hold on knife.
I think what it's saying is it's four.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm overthinking this.
Oh, I know I did it.
I did it.
I can return to the cages now, oh that's what that was.
I was about to back out and try something else, but alright.
Oh, it looks like you can go in there.
Like I can jump up or something?
Am I really supposed to backtrack all the way here?
I feel like I'm not supposed to.
Oh, okay, yes.
But I missed something.
They're all free.
Now we need to find a way out of this nightmare.
Let me help you!
If you lead us through the tunnel, we'll wipe those bastards out.
Alright, we got an army now.
Nice gal, boys.
I got a flare.
Stick with me.
You have four?
Okay
I
Got buddy back up buddy back up buddy
You gotta get 8 of these.
We're here, we're here, we're here.
Okay buddy, okay chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill.
Here we go.
Nice.
What?
Oh wait what the, wait what?
Just attack!
Well that was some good distance.
Oh shit, they're already revolting.
the car let's go, let's go. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Blue Bob Jack. Crush the old bleach
for all of us and we'll show his bastards real hunger.
Fishy, fishy, pasta, pasta, fish, fish.
Alright, where's Ben? Are we finally here?
Oh, fuck.
I'm going to go to the left, crossbarrow ventilation system, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean.
I gotta go all the way up here, yes, there we go.
I don't know if I can reach this.
Yes, I will.
Oh
And my finger frickin touched it dude
All risky oh dude what okay it literally ended
Thank you.
Alright chat, we're gonna continue here but I have to piss so bad.
Hold up.
of
All we got to grab on here.
Respawn Dev.
I see why the respawn dev decided here is the way.
I see.
That's how they get ya.
You gotta go up to go down
Totally look like I could have reached that by the way, but whatever
Whatever brother, whatever you say
Shut up man
We got to do this in steps
We're gonna do this in steps here
Here we go
I feel like I can't do this.
Oh my god!
Come on man, don't start me over, fuck you.
Come on dude.
I was trying to go at the exact moment.
Maybe I can make this jump here.
Although it's just like a wall.
Oh no, it's a wall.
Can I truly make this?
Oh, okay, yes.
Okay.
I swear to god you better be in here dude.
First, that leery blonde bastard fractured up on the bridge.
Now the slaves are rebelling with some super soldier douchebag.
Jump up here or something.
Or not.
As I'm here...
What?
Did I miss the way forward?
Is there a way up and I didn't see it?
Oh.
I swear to God dude this place is huge.
The damn mine.
We literally saw Ben and he's disappeared.
Oh!
Okay, dude.
of
the
boys
we have here
What the A? What the A?
I think I gotta jump up here.
Okay, he knocked me down.
Better be an elevator back up.
Let's try again.
Ah, this way.
I'm sent letter home.
What the fuck?
Oh.
Hi Ray, termites are up here.
Okay
Maybe that
Where the high ranks at
of
we got a road we got here let's see
Proceed.
What is this?
Oh, okay.
come on bro
so I'm about to try to get their armor off
Yeah, get that armor off
of
the
death of
shit man
of
death
of
death
of
death
we did we did sure man sure man
we can't go left now
parking there in the company I must truly believe this is his home he will
not give up the battery easily worn what the fucker I understand did you see
How much should I have to climb? I don't care!
You're getting this damn battery!
Ah, that's who we have here.
And where are you?
Benjamin.
This looks important.
Please use your ID card to reboot.
Insert ID card.
Using the chief engineer should lower the ladder warrant.
We need to turn the lights on and search for it.
Okay, let's see here.
That do nothing?
Okay, none of these work right now.
Alright, did that change?
Is there a sequence here?
What?
It's weird, sometimes it does something, sometimes it doesn't. I don't get it.
I guess people tried to reboot the game system but it was blocked from the outside so they
spent their final moments playing games.
Here's Daniel's porn ID card.
The termo should accept it now.
I just rebooted.
Wow, they couldn't figure out the puzzle, and that's what happened.
Oh, now he's fast up the ladder.
Yeah, at this point Uncle Ben left.
He's gone.
Yeah, at this point Uncle Ben, he's gone, bro.
He like took his chopper and went somewhere else.
That way he's still here.
I
Oh really?
Oh, yeah.
Haha, okay.
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep.
I do not want to faaaaaaaaaaaiiiiii
Yeah, I had to do a lot of damage.
I can't think I'm supposed to hide here.
Okay
Yeah, that move is so dumb
We got it, it is over.
The battery for the gun.
Phase two.
Really?
of
the
death of
Oh
This guy's face to some BS
Okay, you're kidding brother you want me to do this all over again?
This is phase one or phase two.
I hate that move so much.
There's no indicator.
I
Did oh
oh my god oh my god okay
You're choking man
I can't help but
Oh
Right
I'm so dead.
Oh my god, of course, I was just about to hit E.
That move is the dumbest shit, it's like a guaranteed hit.
I'll take a while to fucking this.
There we go.
There it is.
Two hearts, he was modified.
Oh, shit, we're there!
We're out, we're out!
Uh-oh!
Uh-oh.
I hope you can swim, Warren.
I
Dr. Mosh
Okay, the planet has become more than your science project has become our future.
Our nation depends on it.
I'm aware of that, Jeff.
This Enrich has ruined bigger, it needs bigger resources, needs better data storage and backups.
You can manually deal with everything here anymore, you are not forever worn.
It's a decent game, it's a little slow, but it's like, it's decent.
The combat's a little... shallow.
Oh my God, we made it back.
The battery.
Is that Tempest?
I don't hear that.
Alright, let's play some Wind Rows.
That was cool, brother!
That was cool!
Um...
Shit, man.
Let's see.
For
Pirate Queen pirate King
Yeah, the lures I'm not lost at sea okay the sea is lost
The sea is more lost all right
I'm fucking chilling bro. I know I already got a cuisine
There's no survival here. This is my natural element
My natural damn element, brother
I'm not lost anywhere
This guy
Santa
Now fuck it tattoos. I'm allergic to tattoos. Whatever they use for tattoos, I was allergic to.
Name.
No green skin doesn't look like a fucking fantasy game guy!
Is there green hair?
There is a...
Alright, the Loras. He is a barber.
He's a barber, so he knows how to give himself fades.
He might be stranded, but he still
gives himself some nice fades.
Here's the last boomer-zoomer.
Boomer the Zoomer.
Yeah, he thinks it's lit and fire to be lost.
Yeah, it's super fire being lost at sea.
Super Cup!
No Cup, this isn't it.
A-pl-ee!
Connect to a server?
Oh yeah, you guys can join and ruin my fucking game.
I forgot about that.
How many players per game?
I feel like it's better to play this
as a single player.
Oh, yeah, you guys can join
and ruin my fucking game.
I forgot about that.
How many players per game?
I feel like it's better to play
single player.
I join up and only give me free loot. Okay, if you have this game, you can join but only
to drop me off loot. Okay.
When this happens, I'll just do the work on the map.
Boosted streamer, I don't give a shit.
The intended experience.
Maximum players.
Oh, four.
More than four?
Whatever.
Oh, you can only max to eight.
Tell me I can kick people.
Join up collect some sticks and wood. All right, if you're not doing that back out of the server
Blackbeard.
That's our Tuga.
Alright.
Captain Jack Sparrow.
Continue your adventures.
Oh yeah, this dude, I've done this tutorial
10 times at this point.
Oh yeah, I wanna run and go into the doing maybe.
I
Someone's just connected
Remember bro, you're only here to pick shit up for me, okay
If your inventory is in full of trash,
then I need to make stuff you're doing wrong.
I have to actually block this shit.
now it's space to stop it
damn okay
All right, who's out there there be it there better be a stack of a thousand wood in front
of my feet as soon as I spawn in here.
A thousand.
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
Oh, the scan is taking it's sweet time to load.
maybe maybe because there's a lot of you in the server
oh dude it my immersion I am not I am live Thursday I'm not live tomorrow
Dude, I'm reading this.
What up, brother?
Alright, go collection, bro.
Go collection.
Go.
Oh, they made it so there's an FOV slider.
Oh
Is that too soon down I don't mind it
Bonfire
All right, let's see here.
Beta enter.
Bonfire is working.
Oh, you can have a little dodge here.
Oh, yeah, all to aim.
New quest in the journal setup camp.
French and a tent
You know what I'm gonna do an open-floor plan concept and not make him a hot a shack
I'm just gonna have everything littered on the damn shit
It's okay. I'll take all your stuff.
And I saved her life.
Not enough free- Go get wood, bro! What did I say? Go get wood!
Good man, go get wood, bro!
What the hell did I open the Zerter for?
I need resources.
Okay.
What happened to the axe I just made?
Oh, you have to actually take it all.
Come on, come on!
Do it up, do it up!
I don't think there's VoIP, no.
Negative, right? Negative.
And here's our beautiful elevated tent.
There it is.
Alex leaving a pie.
We got some food.
We gotta make a chest and this chest better be full of shit every single god damn time, bro.
Never mind, I can't make it.
All right, we need me. I need you boots. I gotta wear, I gotta make this, which needs
I need 10.
I don't know if I can share these items.
Good job, Roy. You're already doing it, man.
Deposit all.
Oh, there's a deposit all ball.
I need 10.
I don't know if I can share these items.
Good job, Roy. You're already doing it, man.
Deposit all.
Oh, there's a deposit all button. Yes.
Roof required.
Okay, fine.
Well, as high as there are only ten wood in here, there should be a thousand.
I will make something that will allow this.
Okay, we're going to have a whole bizarre type area.
There you go.
Can I just put pillars up?
Open concept.
So you can access it, 360.
Where the hell did you make that from?
I'm going to move all the structures in.
Shit. Can I bring that back? No way. Plant fiber. I need plant fiber. Oh, there's plant
fiber, goddammit! Plant fiber!
Woo! Apparently, randomly looted this, too.
I'm not sure about this shit, I'm almost done.
Can you just do a roof up top?
Or what if I just do a foundation?
You can't do like a roof.
You can't just do like a floor as a roof, like a rust.
That has to be oh yes, you can
Well as I need fiber for days
I don't know why I'm going one over future proof
There we go
How do you destroy?
Signal fire, okay.
Workbench.
Armor and clothing.
I'm telling you, this is what all these games end up doing in the beginning, so it's like might as well just speedrun the fucking beginning.
Everybody and their mother does this in every goddamn game.
Alright, it's a survival game.
We've all done this.
Oh yeah, boys, I need more fiber, okay? There's a hut I'm looking to build.
I don't want this tent anymore.
I need damn fiber, boys. Let's move, let's move!
Let's move! Oh my god, Drake!
All right, what's next?
New discoveries available.
I need to make an armor set and I need rough hide.
Do I craft it or do I have to go kill?
Oh, I never meant to pick axe.
Alright guys, I'm going to have chests here if you guys can deposit stuff here and when
we get excess you can, yes, all storage baskets are right here.
Let's make this easier so everything is right near the crafting stuff.
Just put all this shit in here any time you find anything you can literally just pull right from it that should be enough
I just put all the shit in here
Yes indeed nice you found clarity good job, bro
I need copper ingots signal
All right, all right, workbench, nope, I do a double workbench, we don't need that.
Alright, we gotta go get some dojos.
I gotta go find some animals to kill.
Oh no, I'm sorry, brother.
And Albert against a Godot?
That is messed up.
Any wildlife out here?
I'm almost killed me this is cooked bird meat I got to take this dude I think I take
my ass. Yeah, how do you... oh, control. Oh, my God, no, no, no, no!
Nice, isn't that shared loot?
Oh yeah, right click is blocked by the way.
Alright, there's our Bazaar.
Yeah, this game has very beautiful water and sunrises and sunsets.
It has a lot of good stuff going on there.
That game where I had to clean trash off of a...
Um, had to clean trash.
Looks similar to this game.
There's water and sunrise and sunset.
I loaded it up, it would have like a stark similarity.
That's how the hell do we not have half this shit still?
Yeah destroy these
Yeah, we need we need I think I gotta go kill more
That's a lot of copper or Matt nice
Good shit, bro. I
I need a furnace and a smelting kiln play and
Yeah, I need I need a bunch of shit here. I need a bunch of stuff
Does this need a roof that's the question nope, it does not
Still like 50 here
I kind of just went ham and collected so much iron.
I need someone to go get a bunch of, uh, kill a bunch of pigs.
Yeah, there's not a lot here at all.
Yeah, I need two more clay.
charcoal kiln. And then I need one of these, but I just need stone. I need a lot of resources
people, a lot of resources. Oh nice bro, oh not that dude!
He's literally just spawned. He's just got here.
Dr. Gallon Captain.
How did you end up here?
Alright, you can stay in the camp, he's a doctor.
I need a bigger boat.
We got a doctor on here? That's great!
I get a lot of stone for one of these.
Oh, they gave me everything.
Let's make this.
Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man.
We play as well.
Well, if that takes a while, holy shit, it's smoking. Goddamn!
We got this roaring right now.
Yeah, how has no one gotten pig shit yet? What is going on here, boys?
This is supposed to feed... this is the feed Mr. Schreemer stuff.
I'm gonna go find some more all right we discovered some new stuff a new quest check
The shipwreck sites.
We got a lot of everything we can do here.
We got 40 more.
Now you can call your...
Okay.
Oh shit, look at the moon.
We got a little boat here too.
Check the chest there are three hide thank you thank you brother thank you by the
I still need more.
Oh, okay, I can, like, evict the AI, too.
It's a lot more.
Charcoal takes a while to get.
Hey, then why are you following me, bro?
How do you go get some other stuff?
We unlock some more things.
Another quest available.
the melee weapon? I guess I might as well do the class as well. Ah, a shovel. I can make
a copper axe now that was pretty fast I already have a copper pick up no I can do
both already this is why we need the thing to disassemble shit faster work
bench upgrade. I don't get it work bench upgrade.
Software, is this for uh lumber?
Cooking fire upgrade like it needs to be
next to the bonfire? Is it kind of like a separate thing that opens up the
workbench. If you can make more things.
Yeah, who the hell just burned all the copper? What the fuck are you doing?
Oh, yeah, there's a storm.
Oh, copper bullets.
Pretty crap for her.
This needs like a make all button or something.
I guess you can just like do a hundred.
Yeah, who it stone bullets, okay, that's fine
Where is that thing that disassembles play and copper ingots I need this stat
Weapon Smith copper ingots as well
Holy shit, the storm looks sick!
Oh my god!
Alright, let's see, let's see.
That's very nice, very nice.
Yeah, I need play for days.
Yeah, I'm assuming the saw horse just upgrades the workbench and adds more things.
Even though it doesn't really tell you.
Oh, you wear backpacks. I just got a backpack.
Goin' in planks.
Nice.
I think now the cutting table, as long as it's near here, I can put more stuff, I think.
Cause it is like an upgrade to it?
Alright, we need more.
Be nice if this is fed right into it I think I just need the pants and I'm good
Survivor Survivor Survivor Survivor Survivor, nice
Yeah whoever got clay good job Now disassemble trash
Climb in your inventory.
Oh, you can't do it?
What do you do with the torn stuff?
Oh, you can't.
I still need that Copper Axe.
I don't have enough, it takes a while.
And then another one of these going.
We need more of these burning slow pieces shit
Let me see
Yeah, if you have trash, I'm gonna give it to the dumpster.
Oh, whoops, I just saved both of those, but I just saved all that shit by accident.
All right nice let me put this in here and I need just one more I just I just
get the pickaxe I mean the axe
just need the axe
why isn't this cooking what's going on here
There we go.
There's light every time you open your backpack.
All right.
Full set.
Boom, boom, ammo.
We could make a signal fire.
All right, boys, this is my house.
You guys have anything you want to talk about?
I'm free to
I'm beige
Me beige the structure is unstable. Oh, yeah, bro
What are you talking about?
It just showed it as green.
Not your fucking live beach!
I was just facing the wrong way.
there it is boys what up my house
feels good some fucking punch way bro I keep a shit bucket outside
we got a nice canopy
Nevermind. We got some blankets right there.
We got some nice things around.
Yeah, that's all we have.
Oh, good.
Holy shit, we survived the storm.
Crap some ma- yeah, did it cut the melee weapon?
I don't think we ever made the...
This right here.
I have to make this myself.
I got made that item so fast.
I need six of these.
Crap, the melee weapon, I just did.
Why is this game telling me that?
I just trapped it.
Excuse me?
Okay.
Excuse me?
Lol.
I want to move these, but whatever.
What the hell, again?
I made one.
I need animal fat.
Why the hell did that not work?
I know who wants those that's in here.
What the hell, dude?
What the hell?
What the hell, dude?
I refuse to make another one.
I know you're gonna kill a boar or something.
They're gonna make a saber.
I've killed all the boars on this island.
Ow!
Nice and bad one, dude.
Nice.
Will you try Last Flag?
You tried to kill me with the boar.
I did not.
How is that game doing?
Like I said, I think it might be GLA.
I don't think it has enough.
I don't think it will have enough people playing it
and no one knows it came out.
Oh, there's a bunch here.
of
Oh my god.
Dude, that thing's tough.
Ow.
My dear! My dear!
That was hilarious, Clipius!
Alright, round two.
This time, I'm gonna remember how to get in.
Where is my shit, bruh-da?
Where is my gun?
Let me just tank that shit.
Ow.
I
Didn't realize I had no as free
Yeah, who's our cook make some damn food
Now the level three hurts
There it is, we got a meal and whatever I was crafting.
There it is.
Nice nice.
Get my Tozies and the Beach Water. Feels good, feels good.
Alright now let me see if I can craft this weapon.
I'm stuck on this damn quest.
Upgrade your weapon at a weaponsmith's workshop.
Dude, these quests are literally trolling dude. I just did and it's telling me
What the fuck bro, I literally just did I upgraded the saber
Yeah, what the hell is this? Oh, apparently I just have to whip it out
Okay, now you can call your boat.
Check the shipwreck sites.
Find the pirates camp and free the captives.
Whoa!
Ah, oh yeah, thank you man, thank you.
Oh, exquisite!
With a coconut soup?
Thank you, man.
Thank you.
With some health potions?
Oh!
I might go to the quest.
Yeah, I'm headed out boys. I'm going out there. I'm equipped. I'm ready.
I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm going. I'm going.
I'm going boys. Wish me well.
I will send my pigeon to tell you of my survival, my tales.
Remember me, my ass!
Ah, Katrina, rescue him!
Weeeeeee!
Alright, static force, southwest.
Here we go!
Okay, let's see.
They said it's not that far. They said it might take a month to get there.
Just like Valheim.
Yeah, there are boats behind me.
You can actually, I wonder if it keeps going.
Uh-oh.
Hopefully we're ready for this.
You can actually get off your boat and it keeps up with the save-knottage.
You've played this before and the exact same thing.
Yeah, it's almost like you have to fucking do this.
You have to- I'm going towards the quest.
Very weird, man. You played this last time and you followed the big yellow dot on the right on the very sus.
You did the same thing last time. You always follow the yellow shit man.
You always follow the yellow thing, why don't you?
We'll get there soon, alright?
See you there soon.
It's not even a boat!
Right, right, right.
What the hell, that just turned me so hard.
All right, we're almost there.
I might go to Bejman, wake me up.
Oh my god, Land Ho.
Land Ho!
We made it!
ZZZZ, this gameplay lol?
Okay, buddy. Yeah, okay, you know what the sea people people sleep to the sound of the sea
All right, it's not my fault. This is a very good
Soothing sound for bed. I'm falling asleep to actually
You know what I'm actually
If I lay down and hear some ocean waves
oh my god we've made it a new land a new journey level fives oh shit
Alright, hopefully we can do this, man. I don't know about this.
Undaugle, I'm done now. Undaugle. You did not scare me.
Yeah.
Come up, man.
Shoot, we got bullets for days.
My evil cramp.
That's some Alaskan king cram right there, dude.
We're eating good.
We're eating good boys.
I
Shim watched a shoreline
Nothing in here
What is this?
Alchemy.
Whoa.
You know what?
New discoveries available.
Um.
Exactly find the pirate crew. Oh, we need to go over here on the other side of the island
I wonder if that scales the mob, because there's score of us fighting.
Oh, we got food.
definitely all don't get lose yeah that's an elite board and sailors
Watch the stamp, I guess!
Watch the stamp!
Oh, is it free-dying?
You are getting some back on the island.
Care.
Back on our homeland.
on the island care back on our homeland
Oh shit new boots
I don't leave a man behind as long as you can collect wood and now I'm going to put
on a treasure chest.
You can join us.
Traveler.
Three of the other slit sailors.
Yeah, we got a shipwreck site over there.
I might call the boat and head in that direction.
It's literally on the other side.
Oh!
This thing is not moving.
All righty, what do we have here?
Oh, yeah, that's you.
Ah!
Oh, shit, new weapon.
How much ammo do I have?
Oh, you can block with this as well.
That's pretty clean.
Okay, this is- why is this still pressure marked if we've already done this?
What the hell is going on here?
Why is this still yellow?
Check the ship right?
Okay, north.
I'm checking that out.
I'm going.
Ah, there are players.
You can have eight player max servers.
Oh!
Recommended for an early access, though, really.
I
Want to
Oh
The ways
On the other side, yes
No way.
Shit, is there no food?
Maybe I can just straight up eat this.
No?
We got to kick it.
We'll have to labor to get her to float 120 nails, 20 fabric,
10 ropes.
Okay, we can do that, we just have to build.
Ah, boys, we gotta go back to basics.
Collect, collect, collect.
Let's go, let's go.
Where are the coconuts?
The coconuts are better than nothing.
How much do you have in your rope?
We need fiber as well.
else fabric rope no way bro okay we got to find a bunch of copper yeah we need a
bunch of copper guys there's got to be some on this island
I
Okay, not enough inventory space. Oh shit
My god, there's a whole talent tree that I did not see I
Gotta figure this out hold on
Need a bunch of stuff
The chest mister have to make a little outpost
And I'm no platformer
Oh yeah, I do have stat points.
Agility, precision, health, stamina, stamina build.
Pure stamina build.
Oh yeah, that's a track.
What time is it?
Alright, I need- we need a bunch of stuff.
I don't know where we're gonna find Copper from, but it's gotta be around here.
Where do you see your level?
How am I even leveling up?
Yeah, like I wonder if I should be fighting more.
That's definitely a charging borer.
There's another one right there.
Wait, he just charged the wrong way.
Oh no!
Eat him!
Two hits!
No!
Boys
Motherfucker you want me to go bad man
Dude he I didn't think it was gonna two-head
Yeah, the people on my server, you can continue on in your own solo server, right?
Build, teleport, right?
If I leave, and then go to a solo server, just so I know, then I won't feel bad.
You can build a fast travel bell.
Oh.
Did everybody DC?
Oh, so I can play solo on this as well.
We all got kicked.
But you must have the world now, right?
Unless it's only my world.
It's peer to peer.
Does this save your characters?
Only the host has the world.
Yo, that's fucked up, man.
Yo.
Come on my brothery, my brothery.
Ah, I see, I mean it's a good game bro, it's a good game.
will enjoy that one for sure. How are the reviews overwhelmingly positive? Yeah, very
positive replaced very positive very nice
alright if CS sucks today and makes me depressed I'm done playing forever it's
not worth it it's not dude what about last flag no one's playing it mixed
Yeah, I think sadly this game, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
I think it will just be DOA.
Yeah.
Imagine Dragons game.
You said the same thing yesterday?
yeah well now the game is actually fucking out so yesterday was speculation
Yeah, if you like your typical survival survival game, you'll enjoy win rows.
You will enjoy it.
Collect things, collect more things.
The skill tree looks kinda cool.
I'm curious how much more crazy the game gets,
because it's many, lots of like,
just hoarding a bunch of shit, right?
Heavily hoarding
Huh
All right, it's the op-hitting today. Or am I getting headshot at every peak?
Let's roll.
Holy crap, where am I?
Oh, okay.
Oh.
We got it in I got it instantly locked in what even is this right now?
Oh
I gotta do better than fortnight ninja Tyler Blevins, okay
All right, we got to see which purple is better
The purple laugh
How we doing killers yo, it's good team
You guys having a good day
Yeah, okay, okay, okay, I'll get some
Nays some smoke
For a B take we wait for the Nades
Oh
All right, yeah, this guy sounds like he could that guy sounds like he's the one that up
He does sound like
I'm sorry, dude.
I got him.
Two CQ got him.
I have a spot on the corner.
Dude, wow.
Yeah, I got him.
Nice flash.
Nice.
Don't see.
Who's saying that?
What the heck?
Two CQ's.
How does this guy flash off at my dog dude that crosshair you can't even see that
crosshair.
Yeah not last first round nice nice.
Let's get it.
Where are we going beer?
This place is full of people.
Alright default.
We're going to take down the other teams.
Let's go all.
I am alone.
Yeah.
Oh, Willy.
I'm back, I'm still here.
We found a stack first.
They spoke top, they forced.
One's a TT with an eagle.
Right side dead.
One left, one left.
That's a TT.
Nice.
I think one more, one more.
A side.
Bring him on for it to be.
Oh yeah, they went for the...
I was supposed to say right?
I thought I uh... I don't know.
Saw, saw, saw. We'll flip the team.
They're caught.
There he is, there he is. Little rat.
You know, they actually... wow, they forced. At least one of them forced.
Now I'm gonna get domed and then give them an op.
Same exact thing?
Alright, what you got, dude?
Same thing, same thing.
Affirmative
Yo, Nate, uh, Nate CT corner with me. I'm gonna have to re-take him.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't think anyone's beaten that.
CT.
Oh, it's there.
Oh, that's close, that's close.
Pick up the balcony.
Close that.
Nice.
I have one HP
Let's go, let's go
That's the last one, CT here
Nice, yeah
I'm just gonna go here, you don't have to go there
You're gonna leave
One guy CT, we're not going
Can you give me your smoke, Arch?
Back in the...
Border
Alright, shit
Brava, we know you want to peek
Brava, we know you're gonna peek
We know you're gonna peek
you can bring me up on HP
yeah no problem
see you box
what a flash
come on bro
come on dude
it's okay
the low energy
AAAAAAAA
Alright
You wanna speed it up?
Good cap
I'm gonna
smoke right side mid
see if we can slide up arch
HUGE MONEY HUGE
I'll keep doing that
Ahh I thought, disappointed
I mean, the first post
it was good
I thought it was a little slow pace
but it was very beautiful
There is a note
we're not arching weapons
so we're gonna take some of that
Oh my god.
He's back here.
He's one under the bow.
Bye bye.
I'm out of ammo.
Coming to you guys?
Of course.
At least one more.
One back side.
I'm gonna smoke a library for you guys.
Oh my god
What's the TV baby
I got a Molly
Timing bro
Archer oh no bomb
I feel like this guy's in apartment
I think I'll be here soon, I just want to head.
I could keep peeking you.
I need my library still.
One hour to the left.
No!
We're doing a bad job splitting up here, guys.
We make sure we stick together and we're going on the site.
Dude, he did like a weird shimmy peek.
Oh my god.
Dude, he did like the... that was the weirdest shimmy, man.
Make sure we're by thex.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna try to run it, dude.
It's gonna flash for a while.
Alright, alright, alright.
I got you.
Let's hope the Molotov is there.
Alright.
Let's see if it was...
Ah, this is gonna hurt.
That's gonna hurt. I am a professional nade catcher.
Damn, bro!
I would have protected the bomb carrier man.
Alright here we go, here we go, here we go.
Officer hitting now, officer hitting.
Officer hitting now, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come
I'm done with this fucking game, bro.
Is this guy reading me like a book?
Like, how, how, how is that so well played in his hand?
Like, impressive how well he played that.
Instantly smoked, I'll leave the corner.
I'm gonna smoke CT, let's drop the second smoke.
I like this guy's crosser
I think we're gonna walk up there. Don't smoke it. Don't smoke it. Don't smoke it.
I'm gonna try and hold CT for a second. I have your CT.
your city this big guy is so good at peaking
he always peaks that corner when no one's looking his timing is like
amazing. I don't know how he's always peeking when no one's looking at him.
Beholder!
Oh buddy, I gotta step it up here, alright, come on.
Seems a little tilted. It's very low. It's a low. We just need a...
The save round is gonna be scary.
Dude!
Oh!
I'm further.
Fuck this game right now.
Fuck this game.
I'm already over it. I'm not playing this anymore.
That mid?
One arch.
There's a cover.
Okay, there's one.
I got a push banana, take the push banana
We got an Elf orange
Oh good, good, good, good
Got a boost here, we can kill him, we can kill him, whatever
Alright, now I think we should get it
I fall
I'm gonna start
Oh, yeah one one boiler here
Good
No, no no, I'm done. I'm done. I can't mentally. I can't handle this games bullshit. I
can't
Nope
Why did you look backwards because bro? There's a chance some guy walks up behind you, bro. Okay?
All right, here it is. This has to be an insane round for me.
I gotta make a difference here. All right, I need my... here we go.
Is he gonna jump across?
one close to us. One more at the corner I think. I'm allowing it.
This guy plays here and he's so good at peeking, I don't want to peek him, like he's gonna
kill us.
There's no way this guy's not gonna kill us.
Contact back there.
Oh my god!
I am sure.
What up, dude?
Push mid.
Last enemy, last enemy.
That'll be an R, Ops CT probably.
The other guys from the left.
This is, this is actually the stupidest shit I've ever seen.
One arms.
Yep.
Did you hear him shooting?
Was he shooting right next to me?
One mid, one left.
I
Try that's right that's right
I
the
You just no scope me through the smoke
He's messed up! Affirmative.
He's close.
Man, this game sucks, bruh.
Ah, we went out here, we went out here.
Yeah the best players are a beer right now
Stop it, you're on the other side of the road.
Grenade!
I threw a grenade at my friend.
Let it go!
Mine of a...
...molotov!
Dude, what the...
...shimmy step?
It's like that.
You literally just did a shimmy step.
Oh.
To do...
...sit.
Well, this game is amazing. These players are so good at everything. I can't make any
shots. Whatever, man. GG. I suck. I retire. I officially retire. I officially retire.
I suck. I retire. I officially retire. I officially retire. You know what? I peaked at 23k. I'm done.
That guy has my my he knows what he knows what I'm doing before I
I know he hasn't done that all match but yep
once it's here I'll ping this to be I'm just gonna come back to you guys we should
just okay yeah some smoke
smoke smoke smoke
yeah i was going to see
smoke
they just recently
yeah
i'm going back
right now
they know it's
nice
I mean, I think they have a shit.
Molly?
20.
30.
You're not okay.
I'm getting.
He's going under line.
Going under line.
He's library.
Damn, he heard a footsteps.
Damn that's right
I play the line
Everybody said mid
something tells me they're gonna shit on us on the beach and just own I feel like
these guys are so good they're gonna just run up being on every everybody you
You can tell these guys are very good at inferno.
Go, go, go.
They're back on site.
Multiple apps.
They're rushing apps.
Yep, mid too.
Nice.
Apps.
Two on mid.
Two on main.
Two on mid.
I got you one arch
Okay
Watch the rest
I think I'm done with the op I need I need more impact glaze here
I'm low HP.
One apps.
What's happening now?
K, good shot.
I'm low HP.
One apps.
I was honestly expecting it to get 1-deagged that whole time.
I'm very real, I thought I was going to get 1-deagged.
Surprised I didn't.
I'm that guy in the pit.
I think we're going SMG this round because they bought deagles so they're gonna be saving.
I'm out.
I need a toggle.
I did.
Crimson Desert was really, really good.
I put a lot of hours in that and I don't always put a lot of hours but I put an exceptional
amount of hours into Crimson Desert.
What are we doing?
BG, BG Lake.
Can you mic us too?
Throwing the grenade.
I'm hit on you Carlos.
I'm trying to push mid.
I don't think I should use an off this match. I kind of want to just like play passively in site and work pics
I think I got to do that here these guys are
It's magic yes
I'm not like I say that
One on Aps, one on Aps, dead, other one dead, smoke's near, one's on mid, he's in the smoke,
Yeah, I'm bl- I'm bl- I'm blind.
Once up mid, just no vision.
More up mid, no vision.
Okay, nice.
Car.
Finally, I get behind him.
And I rotate ring usually that's the other way around
One could be up mid-silk her
Okay
Okay, okay
Let's move out.
David, bless this nade.
Throw in the grenade.
Next to me.
There.
Two more.
I have a kiss.
Got one in the room.
Throw in fire.
I threw. Dude, I wanted kills, okay? And now we lost. The plan list did not get flashed.
Oh my, I threw, holy I threw dude, holy I threw, holy, kick me, kick me.
Okay, we're shopping as fast.
One lane, one out.
I can't, no.
Oh, it's in my lane.
Hey, as long as I get double digits, it will look like I tried because right now I'm the only one with a double digit.
So if I get a kill here, I feel like we all gave it a good effort.
Come on! One kill, one kill, one kill.
obtained
all right even though okay
yo I'm the decent I'm the decent
man I don't know bro inferno some of the people who play inferno are so
Oh, damn good. It's like a different caliber of player, sometimes.
On this map.
No!
Shit, man. It's okay.
My game just crashed.
Out of Shrike? Sir?
Okay, it did.
Lost so hard even the game gave up.
Even the game gave up.
of
one win and I can get 23k back
No idea how you get 27.4k.
Sometimes I pop off, okay.
Sometimes.
on crazy with it. I won't be live tomorrow. I'll be here on Thursday. Switching the day
off
It's your birthday I'm sorry man
You need to take steps against stream snipers like minimap at least, but I think I was just
being outskilled not minimap.
Can someone get me an overlay of a minimap that blends into the CS2 minimap?
I need one that is uh that I can just quickly overlay on just to get the
copium out of these people's veins
I
And I was going in for now these ban ancient and anubis
Oh, really?
No, I just need like a square it's always a circle so just give me a sir. I just need a circle
Blurred the minimap
Yeah, I wonder there's probably like a blur overlay on OBS
Hello team, I will play my show.
Perfect!
Hello, hello, how are you doing?
Hello.
Please, mercy team.
Mercy team.
You thirsty, you idiot.
Oh, there is a wave.
I'm going in a windy walk here.
I'm shit man.
We do clear. Underpass, underpass, underpass.
Alright.
They're in.
Up, down, up, down, up, down.
I'm on it!
Oh, here we go.
Bro, hot dude.
Who was the bomb planter?
Band hem please.
I was waiting patiently for the guy to go pee-pee-pee.
Never did.
OK, buy a T-goo, 5.7, and I'm going to buy a scout.
And then you guys fuck them up with the E-goo at 5.7.
Deal?
All right.
I like it.
Yeah, they did the sneak perk.
Oh!
One more minute at least.
Bye!
Oh, two more minutes!
It's not too mid.
Hey, mids are gonna smoke us a second from the side, bro.
Two lower con.
One in con.
I
Okay, there's a way to do it, but I might lag my OBS Carl's it believe me
My scout has been cracked today
It's even better when they just run into your car and you don't have to aim or anything.
I don't like them, I don't like them, I don't like them, I don't like them, I don't like them.
One is going to get you.
There we go.
Alright, I'm on site. I was just trying to fix it. It should be good enough. It should be good enough.
There's one.
There's a smoke.
I figured he made yellow.
Oh my I'm poor jimmy on me brahm for you
Nope. Okay.
Can you refund enough? Nice.
Hello?
Yeah, you stole his shit.
Let's move out.
Alright boys, this is how you play this game now. Ready?
Wanna ramp?
I don't think I'll pick up this one.
Watch for our pop.
That's right.
Palace.
We didn't want to take clear of lives.
get someone drop negative yes let me jump out window here we're gonna go be
you go ahead brother you have a big bed spawn for you yeah that's what it was
That's what it was.
I need cash!
One sandwich stuck.
Of course he leaves and then they rush.
There's an op- uh, stairs.
Cat named Carol.
Oh, op- I can-
No, I don't. I'm out.
No, no.
Shoot.
Let me jump out a little bit.
Come on, come on, come on.
Incendiary.
They're not coming out again.
Deploying the right guy.
One cat! Bro!
Are you not watching the lives?
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
It's all cat nothing apps nothing apps
There's two apps one more
One close market
Don't give me half of the money.
Actually, I got about half of the money.
I got about half of the money.
All right, all right.
I'm dropping off.
Good question, brother.
We could pick me up.
Fuck that.
Yeah, kind of.
Get him while you're at it.
Alright, I gotta re- I'm gonna play differently. I'm gonna play defense tactics.
I don't rush anymore, but defense master. I've decided.
You flush, Ram.
Throw in the grenade.
Ram.
Dude, you're jokin'!
Contact us.
On box.
Hard much safe.
that's it
Alright, defense force 9000
I just play 1B, I'm going to clear up.
Roger that.
Get ready, this is a free fire zone.
They have twins what two ramp right now two are lit
Very good at cleaning up. I gotta say
And where he looks he finds them
.
You really want to jump out one day on Monday pass?
Sure. I'll go with you.
Monday is going to work.
Make overlay bigger every day.
I'm gonna do it again, I'm in a far booth.
Alright, another one, another one, another one.
I'm not thinking they don't.
Push them in.
You are so good.
One lower on the pass.
No, no. Two more.
There, I think it's locked.
Under the pass.
Last two were out.
Last two?
I
Can so I'm a house and maybe under your palace
There's a
I was I wasn't expecting to see him I shimmied and then well the spray was bad
I'm surprised he didn't 180 and one time
Grenade out!
Get the area out!
I'll ramp one.
I don't know if I'll set ACC.
Buddy!
I'll set us on here, pretty sure.
Yeah.
Give me a third kill here.
Get under terrorists, we have a hostage.
Don't break into them.
I just wanted the peak middle I'm not even getting chances to shoot you brother
In a chance like you I just get one well you have to get the scalp round that's pretty
I
Let's see
This one ramp
They spoke by window
One more mid.
Dead right.
That was impalice.
That'serous.
Fire it up.
I went for the clip and gave him a bullet speed with the clip, we didn't have no scope
baby!
Yeah!
And a very different match!
Uh, yellow do you know Insta window?
No.
Oh we should just rush a beat three rounds and call that the day.
okay well I'm gonna go get a pick on a real quick just so we get the guy
crossing yep the whole W that'd be we can't stop
you cannot stop
Where are you?
Yeah, cat, that's it.
I should have had five.
That was dumb going in.
that guy all the way down cat and destroyed us
I'm fucking dog shit boys I'm throwing the freest kills of my life I should have once
What's happening kid stares, I shoulda once happened to kid fucking, and shoulda once happened to kid get run, and instead I did 27 and 1 for one person.
I'm throwing.
Look at the sun, guys. It's pretty.
We're all going together.
Listen, that's a fake sun. We're literally in a mental asylum, bruh. It's literally wallpaper.
I'm blind.
One cap middle.
Under...
Palace.
This way, the other way.
No!
You almost got it.
Wow! Okay, bro!
Screets!
Alright, alrighty, alrighty!
No pooper belts, no pooper belts!
SILENCE
Got push right now
There you go.
Let's go.
Get the fuck out of there!
Okay, get your meds.
Oh, jungle.
every move I make man every move I make the market
I'm at the rank where I need to dedicate my life to this game, okay?
That's the problem, and I'm not doing it, alright?
I need to fully dedicate everything.
I keep going Palace, I'm getting finished.
Everything to the game.
I'm not doing the AT&T tournament this year, I declined, I'm all set.
Ow.
Oh
Right this guy always somehow around me one under about
Fuck on palace
Why not?
Make sure you watch the outside with you.
Okay.
I gotta kill this guy window.
Oh, he pushed me.
Oh, I'm gonna kill him.
Come on.
Okay.
Yeah, both the connector guys.
One marky, one connector.
One more ladder.
Ladder and jungle.
One more ladder, one more ladder.
22, 22.
You woke up mid-blue as a guy.
Connector's top top.
One's reloading either.
Oh cat I'm gonna try to kill this cacka
That's guy on the top, come on, what's top?
Yeah but I'm gonna go all the way around, hold on
Plenty for cat naps
Just don't die, I'm going all the way around
Mark it, mark it, it's marked
Alright, don't die, don't die, oh god
Yeah, snap
I'll do it
I'm here
We will definitely attack!
He pushed so fast!
Can you see that he 4 you Sydney Sweeney save?
No, I don't know what that means.
Hey, reporter, what do you mean?
I got like 2-3 kills, dude.
how they going a there we working in here
banana banana banana man
upstairs
still under under under
I'm curious if I can if we win this round I might be able to queue one more
You're gonna burn a piece, only.
No, no, no, no. Let's go.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Throw his bomb.
BOOM!
Swung on.
Flash over, eh? I'm flash.
Throw in the flashbang!
I'm throwing the flashbang.
I'm not gonna die.
I'm burning under you.
Two are trippled.
Triple under Palace.
Yeah, the op's not hitting, boys.
mm-hmm
With a one rocket off a nothing I know you should be gonna go be it should be one max
He's jump-spotting
He's can somehow flank he's spotting
he's gonna rotate off here I'm literally holding market
he's marked it
okay if I leave and now Q
instantly I might be able to do it everyone if this ends up being a 15-15
match I'm probably gonna ult it for because I refuse
back to it. Come on, check, check, check.
Come on, come on, come on!
I thought I was going to beat Replace, I thought I was.
It was um, it was okay.
It's a good game, it's just a little slow.
but like they really made something very cool there
that people will enjoy.
Let's roll.
Oh my God, reversing a quad stack.
A quad stack arena.
Let's get a nuke.
Let's roll.
Okay, dopey.
Alright, easy clap for stack.
Let's see.
All right, all right, I'll play a side please don't be a 1515 please just be a 60 now
13-0 four stack discord call I'm scared there's no way they don't have coordination when they're
all 22k they might get destroyed okay already winning already winning already winning nice
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Four stack with how many weebs? Oh, yeah, it's over. Oh, and then how many
How many weebs do we have? One, two, basically a weeb, counts as a weeb. Ah, shit.
Into a technical timeout? Fuck my life. Why did I queue? Why did I do this? I already regret it.
happens every time. This game is torture dude.
Oh, yeah, steam maintenance time.
There will be a lot of DCs.
I got hit hard with that.
I'm outside.
Wow, okay.
I'm outside
Wow, okay
I
Yeah
Okay, okay, sometimes you get 13 though
Lost 4v5
It's okay
I
chance of a 4v5 loss, you can still alter 4 and do some geo-guessor, I couldn't even
have the odds, he'll be back, that will for sure reconnect.
I
Do what wait one more outside
to do
i'm not doing it
i'm lagging
dude, it's gonna go take a shit
oh, my bad, you can add a guy, sorry
Yeah, I think I'm 4-2.
What the heck was that?
Grenade!
What?
Playing through the smoke.
Come back!
Throwing smoke!
See? We need a timeout.
one outside
One in lobby
less
many
still many
dude, he's ready for it, this guy's good
on site
squeaky? no
I did mouse delivery and uh, I don't want to say that my porch.
That's fair.
Fair enough.
New mouse!
You know what the worst thing is when you get a new mouse?
So I bought a new mouse and as soon as I started using my mouse again after I bought the
new one, it was really starting to work again.
The worst is when you get a new mouse, and then you still suck.
Feels bad.
I'm outside.
Oh, I've been talking from personal experience.
The timing of these secret pushes can suck my balls like honestly can I just go up secret they expect someone to be up there so heavily
They're so good at expecting somebody to go up to be there. It's crazy
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
The new mouse
Anything something
All right, I'll get I'll get I like this item
two smokes outside could go secret
one last head
Dude, holy way!
One has no HP.
Caught the Nade and still went for the headshot.
The gamer has aim.
I
Haven't just dropped on the site
I should just animate that so the mouth moves.
I should just make it into a vtuber model.
I should
one squeaky
one turkey
They make it ramper
They really go around?
I'm marshmallow.
Dude!
Oh, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
I didn't call Heaven.
I
Throwing fire.
Little lobby.
Flashing outside.
Red.
You know what I'll use one this game keep the street going
These are 25k players well
You might need to get your eyes checked. There's literally not a single 25
thousand anywhere to be seen there's no two five anywhere on the map
two digit and a five anywhere on this board friend
more trophy
you know
good work, come on, come trophy
trophy down right
secret
no how do you miss the jump brother
oh fuck you
haven't seen the best of it
still safe here though
I don't know, that would have been a nice bunny hop.
I guess feel about the ammo change the mag
I feel it maybe the initial mag when you spray random shit
One on side, one on top of me.
I believe...
Oh!
Bleacher.
Many, many.
Grenade out.
No one went mini.
No one is watching inner.
They're both outside, one red last head.
Oh yeah, he's dead.
counter-terrorism is way off.
Look at that.
Yeah, let's just 3-2 split inside after.
Deal.
Absolutely.
Chef, we win this.
Right now I'm going to do a cherry on top, Geogessor W.
A complete bye check, Geogessor.
One round.
what are you doing bro
there goes the rush, just block the shit out of everyone
oh my god, one mini, one side, lol
Silo, push wiki, push wiki
I blind this fucking guy literally A and D'ing and spawn
You did not need that smoke pistol round who gives a shit
Any guesses on the mouse I got
Don't imply that we know a lot of mouses.
We might.
And I don't know a shit.
I got the lame suit, my ass.
Yep, that was not destiny.
Honestly, the Lodge effect?
Wireless mouse is the best mouse.
My bar.
I forgot the model.
Not even sponsored it's just back
I don't need to be
I'm just lobbying.
I'm down, Ben.
No, I'm watching, Ben.
Hey, first down.
Oh, it's just come down the damn ladder, dude.
I'm not sure what else to do.
I just went turret mode and he survived.
Oh, that worked.
of
fucking abandoned
We're actually about to go well, I'm actually leaving I might end up leaving
I think they played lower ramp instead of...
I don't think I saw him.
One secret, you saw me?
Ah, not it.
Oh no, we're not.
What?
I'll push the spot.
That was a bomb.
Dude!
I got your squeaky
No
I can't believe that then the head shot him
I
Probably trying outside you
I'm down someone drops me a smoke. I could throw cross smoke
So I'm just the old line
Geo guess who gives a shit the fact that this is now actually gonna be a stupid ass match
I'm ready dead.
Let's try lurking here, Eddie.
One outside.
I dropped the rampage.
Hello.
Oh
Wow
I try to play for a push here.
Buddy is ready for it, man. He's ready.
I'm sorry.
people away from elsewhere.
We're extremely weird.
I tried to have you for that.
Gosh.
He's lit.
Secret.
one big
the sex
I died in great
I got this. Lockord.
Right side.
Get away!
I
Know you know he eats my a-kable
96
And I even looked outside to see if he was gonna push
I have ramp here, I guess
I
Just a lot of Russia
All right then
That aim punch is insane.
I'm just run out squeaky.
Knade the door, smoke, mini.
Just run out together and trade.
We're at the shop.
I'm gonna just exit. I'm not gonna be here tomorrow. I'm gonna be here at 30 seconds.
We need that one to have him.
Many.
Drop that thing down towards many.
Hot hot hot.
Hot hot.
That's many.
Nice.
I'm surprised they didn't kill me there.
Maybe I should plug in the new mouse right now.
Don't block me I'm flying out many.
are speaking
two on a site
what what a horrible you literally mollied right on top of me
he said
my own teammate literally mollied right on top of me
He makes blanket.
Alright, inside.
We're starting to get here.
Oh, you see that?
This teammate took so long to turn around.
I think if this goes well, I'm out.
Okay
Right.
I'm on the wall, I plan.
The bomb has been placed.
One in single.
Another one down to down.
One double. One single, one double.
One on site.
One in radio, I believe.
One double.
Two double.
Do you think they'll walk into us?
Eh, that's possible.
I feel like we've just rushed everything.
It just hasn't worked.
Let's go.
He's a harpoon.
I'm
Shit shit shit
I'm going out squeaky
Yeah well I was just gonna say let's do an A-Split again.
No! Mini lit!
What do you say?
Uh, I wanna have an A-Split.
Wow.
G.G.s, I will see you guys on, um, Thursday for another one.
GG
Until next time