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Oh my god.
Oh seven people, let's catch me up we get off, I'll stop showing you guys, doing people
What up? What up?
Are you guys how is the live Thursday stream?
Yes, indeed.
We got a Metro presentation in T minus.
Fifty six minutes.
Mouse PI today, for sure.
But that potential potentially beating it,
potentially beating it. Okay, there's a high chance. There's a high chance. Alright, if it's as good as they say, there is a massive chance. Yes. I see it.
What else? What else has happened? New naval maps coming to BF6. Bro, honestly, I don't know what Battlefield 6 is cool, but like, I don't know what it is.
BF6 just doesn't hit. I don't care. I don't care, to be honest. I'm kind of like, I don't give a fuck constantly hearing about what Battlefield is doing.
I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is.
Is it only me is anyone are you guys like anticipating their updates?
This one just doesn't hit as hard like I don't want to hear about it all the time because it's always just like not that good
Because it's fucking battlefield. You're just gonna go back and shooty shooty in a different way. I
Think it's cuz the game is just it's just this battlefield just doesn't hit as hard as the other ones
still. So hearing about it all the time is kind of like, alright, that's great. I don't
care. They're doing it doesn't mean I'm gonna go back. Weird take, I guess so. It's just
me though, man. It's just me. Let me see here, they're adding a server browser. Yeah,
I don't give a fuck why the fuck do I why would I give a shit
about a server browser in 2026 when these dumb fucks should
have launched with one. Yeah, that would have been like a
Pog fucking patch note when I was like, and now it's like
that who gives a shit. Congratulations. Should have
launched with that. I'm not all of a sudden gonna go back
because you have a server browser.
Am I fucking wrong here, boys?
We're on battlefield six.
Why are we still pogging about a server browser?
Like you should have just had it on launch.
I'm not some dumb ass consumer at this point.
Like, hello.
We've been fucking pogging about a server browser
since we were fucking 20 years old or some shit.
There's always some like dumb ass stipulation
with these FPS's where it's like, oh my god, they're adding a basic feature that should
have been in the fucking game.
There should have never been something you needed to get excited about.
It should have just been a feature.
It always was.
It literally always was.
So no, I don't give a fuck.
That's a that's a basic ass feature better late than never.
Yeah.
Sure dude.
that boys. I'm adding my Chick-fil-A, alright. We got some shit going down. So I'm a, oh
shit, that was from Counter-Strike. I forgot, was he as good or bad the last time I played?
Did I win the last match? Did I win the last fucking match? I don't even, I don't recall.
I don't know if we're going to get to Counter-Strike today. There's like a decent
amount of games if mouse PI for hire is insane I will play it all stream I don't
give a fuck la la la la I'm gonna see for myself I'm gonna see for myself
replaced was good but it was boring it was good dude replaces the definition of
good and bad fuck man dude maybe I just don't like video games anymore I
I don't even fucking know.
Like it was it's like a good bad game.
I think what I think the problem with this game is the gameplay is just super shallow.
And this is one of those games is mostly positive.
I just thought the the combat just like.
The environments, the design is so good,
but then I just got like the combat just felt dull.
It's like it was limited.
It feels limited.
And I was just like, okay.
And then when you, it's like, oh,
and then you fall down into an arena
and then you're fighting like the same fucking mobs.
Yeah.
I was like ready to beat this game.
If I went back to it, I probably would.
Maybe I just played it too much.
It's one of those games you gotta take
like bite-sized, two hour, two hour,
you don't beat it in the sitting.
If you go for a sitting,
you'll hit the repetitiveness,
but if you bite-sized play through it,
it'll be easier to beat.
New Metro announcement soon?
Yeah, I know, in 50 minutes.
Yeah.
Um, I could start playing this right now. I do not mind, but let me see.
Just because you guys are very much into this.
Six minutes of battlefield.
Wake Island, dude.
I'll watch it. I'll watch it. Wake Island does not get me hyped anymore. I'm sorry. It doesn't.
It doesn't.
It doesn't. The Nostalgia bait has already been used.
Rehashed maps as a Pog moment for game developers is not fucking cool anymore.
It's like seeing fucking
Nuke Town for the eighth time.
I pogged the first three times, now it's like, okay, bro.
If you're still doing it, power to you.
No need for nostalgia, it's just a good map.
Yeah, I mean, true.
Street Fighter Movie Trailer, what is this, let me see, Homo Dachi Life?
That sounds super familiar.
Sounds very, very familiar.
What do we have?
Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resinked Announcement, expected soon as the game.
is showing up on Ubisoft PC app.
I remember asking, I feel like people glazed the shit out of Black Flag, I never played it,
and I was like, I'm going to go play it, and then people, you guys were saying,
just wait until they make the remake. I guess depending on what the remake is will determine,
because I would go back and play it after playing Wind Rose.
Wind Rose was good, but it made me want to play a pirate game that wasn't a survival game.
Black Flag is goaded, but I'll see where it's at.
I did not hate Wind Rose.
I just am also Lana Del Rey, first light.
What the heck is going on here? Oh, what the hell, man?
Oh, this is for the video game.
Is this, did she do the main theme for the video game?
Yeah, she has a good voice. I like Lana Del Rey.
Did she pop off here?
they're like you're gonna do the main menu music for 007 and she was like
Oh my god.
The game.
What the fuck?
Let's see.
Oh my god.
Yo, IO Interactive.
RIP YouTube!
you
You
Not a warrior anymore your side show
This is your shot at redemption
Are you gonna show
I'm on now.
Maybe it's Ken's turn to be champion.
How did you find me?
I'm paid to find champions.
Even if they're lost.
If I use my life to steal it, I'm gonna get up there and get out of the hole.
I have to see what's going on.
Oh, what the hell?
I need a weapon!
Still reckless.
I said, hey!
What's going on?
Sit down.
This tournament is not what it seems.
We have to be ready.
Everyone, keep scrolling about your sides.
I don't see what we're doing.
Bitch, please!
I'm positive that a fireball came out of Ryu.
It looks like a popcorn flick bro, it's Street Fighter.
Literally fucking popcorn flick.
It looks like you get some fucking popcorn, you get your little shit ass slushie and you
just fucking watch it for two hours.
It's not that deep, you know?
No one's going to be like, they ruined, they ruined my street fighter, they ruined
me.
So yeah, I mean, that's what, you know, it doesn't look bad.
It seems like it's just a fucking movie.
some Street Fighter Shake Illinois.
Still stuck gold in Street Fighter Six.
Yeah, then when you play the game, it's a lot more serious.
You know,
Ryu
it'll be interesting to compare to mortal the Mortal Kombat
movie.
Like the Mortal Kombat movie I thought was better than it
uh
They did it they didn't do a bad a super bad job. It was like entertaining enough
At the end of the day, what's the other fucking mortal combat? It's like mortal combat. It's not like that deep
When the the
Shao Khan and actually the original Mortal Kombat was actually a great movie had it on vhs
And I watched it multiple times and had the iconic scene too
Goddamn dude. Moral combat did great. The games and the movie. The 2021 one wasn't that bad, I think once again for a popcorn flick. It was more serious than Street Fighter looks way more laid back.
back. It should get Christopher Nolan to the next Street Fighter. It would be like such
it would be like an emotional movie. It'd be way more it'd be way more toned down like
long shots of Ryu. You gotta go out there and fight. And the camera like slowly focuses.
You see like a field shot. And they're talking there would be nothing like that.
the tone would be so different.
50 Cent, what is Kronos, New Dawn?
Are they doing like a DLC?
First anniversary possible tease for something
as someone who beat this game.
This was a good game. I don't know if I want more.
It was good, but near the end it was like, okay, I finished it.
Yeah.
Donk got community banned. It's your time to take over. What do you mean?
Chad would you actually play a second one of these you would seven maps
All right, let me see what is this
As the struggle between NATO and Pax Armada unfolds on battlefield servers around the world
We want to take a moment to share our vision for the future of battlefield six and RedSec directly with you
We're here to lay out where the year ahead takes us from maps and modes to features that we know you've been asked before.
But first, we wanted to thank you for all of the feedback and your passion for Battlefield.
Watching you play Season 2's Contaminated and Hog and Tall Base highlights the amazing ingenuity and creative ways our community plays in our Battlefield Samuels.
But today is about looking ahead at what you can expect from Battlefield 6 and Red Sect
during the rest of 2026.
Season 3 arrives this May and listen, we've heard your feedback about the kind of map
experience you want in Battlefield loud and clear.
And that is why Season 3 opens with our reimagining of a classic Battlefield 4 map, Railway
of Goldmud, which will be the biggest map in Battlefield 6 yet, nearly four times the size of Mirac
Valve. Set within Tajikistan after the events of the campaign, this fan favorite has been optimized to
match Battlefield 6's visual quality and gameplay. This means we're introducing new cover, larger
aerial spaces, and more opportunities for strategic play when it comes to close border
combat and long-range engagement. We've already begun testing gold mud and laps. From sightlines
to vehicle balance to time to kill to cover and more. We already have a lot of feedback to get
the map ready for season 3's launch next month and we can't wait for you to get your hands on
Battlefield 6's biggest map yet. And later in the season another legendary map arrives.
I remember Cairo Bazaar.
This map is a full-spounding experience with fierce firefights and high alleyways and buildings designed for deadly...
Isn't this a Battlefield 3 map?
As part of Season 3, we'll be introducing Bowerwale soba.
As an official mode as well as the beginning of our ranked play experience.
I didn't hear him say that.
Solos?
Anyone still play RedSec?
You know?
Season 4 will arrive and with it will know how to land, air, and see bound.
Yeah, this is what I mean with Battlefield. It's better to go back in a year.
Cause like, I'm still tech, like I went back, it was an ad.
Okay, but you come back and then all this shit is like jam-packed into the game.
And then it's like, holy fuck, there's so much to do.
You play at launch and then you wait a year and it's like so much better because it's like
So much more shit to do in the game
That's right naval warfare is coming to both side. Say what the previous battles you take the fight to the Pacific
You'll experience a new naval focused map called Suri even larger than Gomer with
Gigantic air and sea spaces that will begin testing in labs soon
And that's not all for Season 4. We also have the return to Wake Island, one of the most celebrated maps in the series history.
Aircraft carriers with operational flight decks, new naval-based vehicles, a dynamic wave system that makes ocean combat even more intense,
and of course naval-based challenges with exclusive reward.
We'll begin testing Season 4's new maps in Battlefield Labs soon. Can't wait to hear what you make.
Since long water day of several features you'd like to see in battlefield 6 and red sack
We plan on bringing these to you this year alongside a sea of ongoing quality of life updates and combat improvements
To make sure battlefield rewards your passion for series
We'll give you more details as we begin testing them in labs to gather your feedback
But today I can confirm a server browser with persistent servers to give you even more options to host and play your preferred
experiences as well as custom free-game lobbies, leaderboards to show which players are dominating
the world of battlefield, spectator mode so you can sit back and watch your squad in action or
pass the action live as it unfolds, the return of platoons so you and your squad can connect and
play together more efficiently, proximity chat which gives you even more ways to communicate
with your squad and the ability to eavesdrop on enemies to make tactical power plates,
We're also dedicated to
New so back and lack of feels
To help raise the quality bar on code based on your feedback
And after we've worked with you to evolve rank play in battle royale will deliver the elite and open series as promised
the pinnacle of competition at battlefield
Today I can also confirm that as a holiday surprise will be dropping a third map into season five
You'll have to wait to learn about them, but I will say that the roadmap does offer a hint of where you'll be fighting
We have so much amazing content coming across all these seasons
It's not one map in battle three that I can't think of your name
Oh warfare so you can experience land-sea and air battles
Requests, am I right? Is it that Hong Kong? Is it Hong Kong?
That was my first thought when I saw the reflections in the water
Is that the BF3 map or is that BF4?
I don't remember.
Features were able to continue to be able to map side you like Rank Play and Server Browser
and the launch of the Open and Elite Competitive series.
All of this alongside our commitment to continue to evolve them
at the core gameplay experience in Battlefield even better.
We have a ton of details on weapons, gadgets and vehicles you will get to master.
get to master. We even have a few surprises we can't spoil today. I hope this sneak peek of what
we have coming in 2026 has you pumped as everybody working across Palothid Studios.
We're committed to evolving Palothid. We can't wait to take you on that journey this year and beyond.
That's cool man.
every time I see this game, I wonder if the if they're actually doing that every year is
going to be a new battlefield. Every time every time I see battlefield, I'm like, are
they actually going to do that start? Because then are they starting 2027? There's a new
anyone? Or is that not actually happening?
One second, Chad.
you
All right. What else? Yeah, I'll wait. I'll wait on that. That's cool though. They're
doing all that. I mean, seems like they're the development's good for that. A lot of
maps and features. Are we going to try it out tomorrow? I got a suit and tie event for it,
but am I going to beat it? I'm not sure about it. We'll see. Phantom Blade Zero News.
chat this is my most anticipated game of the year I would watch this I would I would
What did this drop 19 hours ago?
It's a master dragon banger.
You can't completely make it into a four-legged lion.
Because it has two people underneath.
It also has a long-distance, large-scale monster,
and a large-scale boss fighting style.
But in the near future, it will show the style of a human boss.
For example, the person in front will...
It's a master dragon banger.
When these things are combined, you'll find that...
Mocavination.
The whole game field has a bit of a new experience.
And there's another one, including the one we like the most,
there's a character in it, the longest sword.
The longest sword.
So unnecessary?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So the most powerful element is in the...
Something guy who's done nothing.
In the martial arts.
We've seen a lot of it.
It's a romantic Chinese dance culture expression.
This time, we made a boss like this.
He can constantly use alcohol to stimulate his energy.
The body will not be able to float.
His attack will not be able to float.
His sword will fight in various directions.
It's RUNCMODE.
Another one of these?
Nah man.
A really, really good Soulslike.
Or they cook really well.
I'm still interested in.
This isn't a Soulslike either.
There are very adamant in saying it's not a soul's life.
I still think that logic is copium.
If you like swords third person bosses
Gear oh, okay. Either you get gear or you just put stats and stuff. It doesn't matter the concept is still the same
The person who likes wukong will like Dark Souls the person who likes Dark Souls will most likely like wukong. They're so interchangeable
You're still pushing towards the boss that will kick your ass.
You will parry and dodge.
to express the way in the film
to be able to use it in the game.
We just talked about the five levels.
The five levels are more important.
Five is the appearance,
and the five levels are the interior.
If we use a sentence to describe the five levels,
I think that the spirit of the five levels
is even in a state where it is trapped by itself,
Oh, shit. Oh my god.
I pressed the button.
He is a master in a group.
He has been fighting for this group for the past half of his life.
Yelp plot spoilers.
There is a theme.
Before, he lived for a long time.
But before, he didn't really live.
Because you are a tool.
You are a pawn to fight for the four sides of the group.
You have to kill whoever you want to save.
Maybe it's not up to you to decide.
Then in the last 66 days,
he wants to live his life seriously.
He really wants to be the hero of his own mind.
What does he actually represent?
He represents a hero who is brave in his own name.
A hero who follows the spirit.
I think this is another kind of star.
He wants to find the young man who was born in that year.
He hasn't been wiped out by this kind of spirit.
or the previous game of the game of the 50s.
I think this is also a topic
that we want to spread out.
If we have played many ARPGs
or RPG games,
we will know a lot about the main line.
We will always have a main line task,
and we will go to our own hospital
I haven't shown the full game, but usually just keep showing a lot of the same bosses.
You will find that you have to act according to your own will.
You have to do what you are told to do.
You will find that it will have a more balanced effect.
I think this is a very complex solution.
Who are you to decide everything you do?
You have to stick to a principle to do everything.
In minutes.
and the impact of this culture.
Finally, the spirit of the legend
I hope to spread this spirit
through new bodies.
Like the fans of the world,
they create a new name.
Like the earliest Li Xiaowen
he published this word
and got it in Hollywood.
And now,
published, published,
even became
an ordinary word.
I think if we can
do it this way,
I feel like this game's gameplay style is gonna be fucking crazy. I think it's gonna be so sick
We'll see
Like the animations are gonna be clean as hell man. Oh most anticipated game bro most anticipated game for me
I'm looking forward to bro
Soon what does that come out again?
September or something? There's still time.
There's still time.
September 8th.
Easy.
While prop hunt is next week. Oh, really?
Yeah, September 8th.
6.7 on IGN.
You think so?
I'll probably do a mouse PI after the Metro presentation.
Did you see that they closed the Kazan Studios?
Yeah, I'm aware.
Wasn't replaced one of your most anticipated games?
It wasn't in my top five, but from when they announced it, it looked very cool.
I mean it reviewed very well, I just didn't beat it and stuff.
It wasn't in my top five, but it was an anticipated game, yes.
What is your point, friend?
What is your point? I'm waiting. I'm waiting for your point.
You realize I'm a streamer, right? You realize I stream video games, right?
You realize where you are, sir, right?
Are you not going to see Street Fighter because then it cast you as Galsim what I never said
I wasn't going to see it.
I said it was a popcorn flake.
I'll probably watch it.
watch it bro you're tasting games fall off also you let them get away with a lot of shit
like samson and say it's a good game what samson was samson was a funny like it was
funny good game it was just like a funny bad game it was like a funny it was a
good potato game
it was such a good bad game it was entertaining
I
Play games for the fun of it
You know, I like doing dumb shit in video games and giggling a little bit
You're the one taking it serious, bro. I
Enjoyed fucking doing dumb shit in Samson. All right, I don't I don't need to a hundred percent it I
I don't play the games the same way you fucking play them I
Plan for the he he ha ha
Said the CS player yeah, there's a lot of different ways to play different video games buddy
All right. Hold on. Let me see here. What else?
What else? What else? Yeah. What channel is this going to be on?
What time is the Metro event in like 14 minutes?
All right. This game was kind of hilarious,
but then it got kind of hard to listen to
because it's like a constant drum noise that kind of hurts your ears.
They should have featured one of my drummers in the video.
Or in the picture, man. Come on, dude. Bebs.
This comes out next week.
This game was funny, but it hurt today because it's a constant drum noise.
So it hurts.
I
have a key for a pragmatic but I'm going to play it tomorrow what you need a key bio
Well, bye. You're really looking forward to playing it.
Wait, what do you mean you have it? What do you have? You have a key already?
Hello, Razer, new gameplay? Where?
Oh, you're trolling?
Oh well shit man age field high rock the school oh yeah I've seen that it looks like bully or
or something.
Geo-guessor today, it depends, man, it depends.
We'll see.
Office chair curling.
Do I buy a PS5 Pro for GTA or get a new GPU?
I just wait.
I'd wait.
Hold.
comes down to how much you like GTA. If you're a fanatic, you could buy the PS5
Pro. If you're like, this is I'm gonna play the living shit out. If you're
going all in, like you are going all in, you could. But then I would also wait
because we don't know if it's gonna come on a PC until we officially know and
then by that time they'll also announce a new GPU.
So you might as well, because no one knows yet, we're going to, we're going to know soon.
And the next like three to four months, if they're on point and don't delay to get,
we'll know if it's coming out on PC or not, right?
Eventually they're going to tell us.
Wow this game is actually about office chair curling.
Wow, the title was not lying.
This game looks like a bunch of people
were doing this in a room
and then someone decided to make a video game.
About that, what they did in the room.
That's what it looks like.
Like they're all on office chairs and did this
and were like, I was making another video game.
opinion on previous Metro titles it's been a while since you played them right
I'm gonna be playing one today the first and second one I really enjoyed the
third one I never beat
Metro is one of those games after you play so many single-player games you go
back to and you're like what voodoo did these devs use in this year that they
were able to achieve this. It's one of those games where it's like Metro's one
of those games you can go back and play it and it's like if it came out this year
it you wouldn't be surprised.
The quality is insane. I never beat Exodus.
From what I've heard,
what the spit on 2039 sounds cool, but we'll see.
We will see in eight minutes,
what's going on here I wonder if I should go into special events this game
gecko gods what do you do you play gecko
bro I did not beat the open world one am I thinking of the wrong one you be
exodus but not DLC I'd be exodus
Hold on. Hold on. Is Exodus the third one? Am I thinking of Last Light? What am I? I'm
confused right now. I don't even remember, bro. I'm all over the place. It was Metro
What was after Metro 2033?
And then last light.
Okay, so Exodus is the, I beat Metro Exodus as single player.
Damn, I don't remember it all.
I remember being in the desert area when I left off and then there was like an underground
bunker.
And that's when I stopped playing it.
That's the end?
What? Make sure you play the DLCs.
I might because they want me to go back and play a little bit.
So I might just start a new save for this just to start from the beginning instead of being thrown right into it.
So I'm going to be checking it out for a little while after.
The DLCs are really good.
Oh, which I, um, oh, there's, there's only two DLCs Sam story and the two kernels
Play Sam's DLC, it's great and short, like, how long?
Like three hours?
I'll probably just do a new save on Exodus and then maybe another time check out the DLCs.
Yeah.
Because I want to play mouse PI.
That's kind of why I want to see if it's actually good.
I already played Cthulhu.
I played the demo.
I wasn't like a huge fan.
The game looks cool from the trailer,
but had a shit ton of reading.
Here we go.
Chad, any of you fucking complain
about to buy you the game
and you better fucking beat it?
Because you are a massive fan
of reading a bunch of fucking notes everywhere
as soon as you load into the game.
They don't even let you press W
and there's a bunch of shit littered everywhere.
and you're reading without even knowing what button's beyond W the game has.
Wait, did this game come out?
Oh, wait.
Oh, it probably comes out in three minutes.
Yeah, whatever guys, whatever after you motherfuckers just say shit and you don't even play half
the fucking games, bro, you just talk about the guy who plays games here and there and
how he plays it.
Come on, man.
What are you even doing?
What are you doing right now?
Express car wash simulator.
Wait, is this play way wow, it's not play way with the hell
All right, well, sure, man, I'd rather just play Power Wash
Singulator, but that's cool, dude.
Oh, y'all Metro. I'm gonna watch this on YouTube.
Let's watch this on YouTube.
Let's see what we have here.
Oh yeah, Xbox, LOL.
21,000 people waiting.
Is Metro 2039 on Twitch?
Oh, it is.
One minute. One minute.
ShaxeBish.2039. They're about to announce their new game. Holy moly. Let's see bro.
Let's see.
Look at the YouTube chat.
They're so hyped.
We made it.
We're here.
You already know the animations and the visuals are going to be insane.
You already know.
How engine do these devs even use?
Oh, shit.
Oh
We made it we made it
Peggy 18
Restricted
Oh, this is the height of a new brain. I don't know that.
I
Shit
Wake up!
Wake up to a pure mission!
Clean the air! Bright future!
That's not Artyom.
There's someone else.
Wake up!
Oh
Like a bunch of snakes
No.
We are not the enemy's plans.
For the Fjorda, I'm there to help you.
We're out of checking them.
Can you hear me?
We do. We hear everything.
But you don't let them speak.
No, no, no. Stay with me. I won't ask again.
It's all about you.
Whoa.
The long ride is our home.
Even if we destroy or we are destroyed, no one will want us to be died.
Mercy, please.
We are not dead.
Mercy, your weakness.
Our enemies have no pity for us.
The enemy must be destroyed.
I
Yeah, damn
No.
Baaaaaaaah!
I
Met showed 2039 there it is
Well, thank you for joining us today as we reveal Metro 2039, the next installment in
the Metro franchise.
We at 4A Games are really proud to show you what we have been working on all these years.
I know it's been a while since you last heard from us, but stick with us for a
continue first look at Metro 2039. Metro 2039 takes you to the dark heart of the Moscow Metro,
where the last survivors of the nuclear apocalypse struggle to exist in the tunnels
and subways of the ruined city. Hope is lost. The future looks bleak, if there is one.
Then the ground factions and station communities have all been united under one banner,
Then Malo arrived, led by a new Fuhrer.
The legend responded.
Hunter, Fuhrer promises a new life for the people up on the surface.
Fuhrer who?
They are trapped down in the metro, flooded with propaganda, misinformation, and fear.
The people suffer under his authoritarian regime on the brutal belief if it's hostile.
Fuhrer Hunter?
Our games explore what humans were before the world ended.
what they became after and what are they willing to do to live another day the
meaning has always been about preventing war but now war is our reality and our
message has shifted to be about the consequences the cost of silence the
horrors of tyranny and the price of freedom you will explore these themes
through our voice protagonist the stranger Eric Luke's plague by his
violent nightmares forced to undertake a harrowing journey back down to the Metro
a place he's for to never return but we must return to tell the story we want to
tell you can expect a much darker tone this time around a handcrafted story
Dr. Darker than Metro already where you feel the weight of the rotting world
pushing down on you forcing you deeper into your claustrophobic nightmares
We will go where the worst of humanity can be on a full display.
The thing is, we are not romanticizing the post-apocalypse or making a theme park out of it.
Metro has always been a more tragic view on our actions as humanity.
Then, tragedy came to us.
Everything we had planned for the next chapter of Metro changed in 2020 and more significantly in 2022.
When Russia's full-scale invasion began, it changed the lives of everyone in the studio,
but more so of our team and families in Ukraine.
The war has shaped us, and we have changed the story, to be even more about choices, actions,
consequences, and what you have to pay to have a future.
Reality forced us to take a different approach, told from a uniquely Ukrainian perspective,
but this is still a metro story in a metro universe.
We are a team of fighters, in the Kossacki Grodu, we will push through no matter what.
Getting electricity from generators or batteries, power outages or sheltering from rocket and drone
attacks are interrupting, but not stopping us from making what we deeply believe, what we do best.
Of course, taking care of the family is the biggest priority. Sometimes you just put your
head down and focus on work, but it's each other's support that keeps you running.
Our studio was born in Ukraine and remains majority Ukrainian.
But our team has come from over 25 different countries.
Despite this, we all work together with the Ukrainian spirit for our projects.
Growing up in Ukraine, especially in the 90s, made us strong in many ways.
Not taking anything for granted.
I don't know if Stocker had met her dad's re-Ukrainian.
That's something you have to fight for.
And this grew into a mentality of courage, a mentality of pride.
We have always been a studio.
I knew Stalker was, but I didn't know.
Nick Moran was based in Ukraine.
We are craftsmen and artists.
People with passion who want to tell stories.
Basically, we make stuff that we want to play.
We build worlds with details that make a place believable.
The kind of details you don't notice on the surface.
But you feel it immediately.
It all started as a family of dreamers 20 years ago.
With courage, audacity, and the desire to do something more meaningful and more mature.
Whether it's the team in Kyiv or Malta, we are all set on making an experience that is truly Metro.
There is only Metro, nothing else.
To build that truly Metro experience at the level of atmosphere and detail we aim for,
we rely on something we invested in for decades now, our own engine and tools.
For a engine is purpose built to make the games that we want to make.
If we need to build a new feature or do something in a specific way, with our own engine, we can just make it.
We're limited only by our vision.
We have to take advantage of the strengths of every game and franchise before it.
With Metro Exodus, our engine enabled us to be early pioneers of ray tracing.
This time, we have focused on rebuilding our implementation of this technology to bring a more tuned and performant expression.
He is, right?
But it's still nothing short of design and hauntingly beautiful.
Our tools give us the ability to make a world as dense and at least believable as we can imagine.
They allow us to make a metro feel tangible.
You can walk into a room and it behaves like a real place.
Nothing is prefabricated. Everything is unique and grounded.
There has to be a physical plausible reason for something to exist or be designed in a certain way.
So when you walk into that room, it's clear a person lives there.
You can feel what they were doing right before they left or died.
We call this moment Frozen Stories.
It's a moment frozen in time.
The keys built on the table, then finished out game.
The backs of the door.
The corpse holding an unloaded gun with shells all around the floor.
It tells you what happened there without a single line of a dialogue.
The goal of these Frozen Stories is to push your imagination further.
immerses the player and gives those who are curious
many opportunities to explore and learn more about the world of metro
but not all the stories in metro are frozen
The ones that beating heart of the metro are about the people
Our games are based on an inspired by the novels of the author Dmitry Vuchovsky
an outspoken critic of the invasion of Ukraine
His courageous stance has come with a personal price
a life in exile from his home country, Russia,
where dissent is a crime.
We've crafted this new story together,
united by our shared values of freedom and truth
that have been shaped by the harsh reality
of the world around us.
So we're going back to the tunnels
and leaning into what makes Metro, Metro,
the intensity of darkness,
the intimacy of closed spaces,
and the feeling that every step forward,
every decision made as a cost.
The cost of silence, the horror of tyranny,
the price of freedom.
We want players to walk away with a deeper understanding
of what that means.
We want you to feel it and question it.
How will you survive?
Who will you trust?
What would you do to live another day in darkness?
You're asking the wrong questions.
It's all about you.
This is just the first look for now.
And we can't wait to show you more.
To our fellow Metro community, our friends, our family,
thank you for the patience, for all the support and love
we have seen in your messages, content, and replies.
But first of all, to our defenders.
Slovo, Ukraine.
Heroine, Slovo.
If you thought that's all you were going to get,
we have more.
Here's your first in-game look at Metro 2039,
Capture from a mix of gameplay and cinematics.
Let's see.
You already know it's gonna look absolutely insane.
God damn.
This
winter oh my god this year holy shit this year okay wait a minute I thought
this is gonna be like two years or something there it is bro 2039 dude what's
the logo right there the way he it's not Arteon is the main character as
as well. That's kind of a cool shot. I wonder if this guy's actually like a mutated ass villain
because he has PTSD to a degree. So it also looks like I don't know it's almost like
he lost his family or maybe it was kind of like a group of kids or something too. Yeah
maybe the PTSD is the mutant so he just kind of it's like formed into that he
lost his kid and it was a group of kids so but yeah maybe that is like a
manifestation of his PTSD or something it's an Xbox exclusive no bro this is
I'm gonna be on PC bro. It's actually probably on steam already
Oh it is Metro 2039 there it is bro. Oh my god
God damn, bro, there it is ps5 xbox
I didn't know that Metro is one of the first ray tracing games and they use their own engine the 4a engine
Like all these in-game shots are like Metro such a good-looking game. I'm about to play Exodus
Exodus. There it is, Shaxfish Point 2039. Panel down below. This game is coming out this year.
Oh my god. What the hell dude? Do they have the, I kind of want to see the gameplay snippet again.
It said cutscene and in-game. You can tell this is kind of, it's kind of hard to tell where,
like this is gameplay here.
But the mole rat going down, that's when it turns to more cinematic.
right there.
Oh my god.
It'll be very interesting to see how big of like a graphical leap they have from Exodus
because the game, like I said, I'm loading this up now.
This game probably looks like a 2026 release.
This is there, it's actually, I'm actually glad it's not Artyom again.
I'm glad because this makes it a bit more standalone and a new story.
I like Artyom, but three games is enough for one character, now a brand new character,
so it's a good start if you've even never played the other three.
This is a solid starting point if you've never played the others.
Why Exodus now?
Well, we're going to, you know, go back and see what the devs did in the past,
Oh, there's new ones coming out!
Same engine!
When did this game come out? I missed it.
2019?
Yeah, dude.
The animations for this game, the visuals are, I'm surprised I haven't made a TV show
or movie about this game.
2019 they didn't mention if it was gonna be a semi open world or not I wonder if
this is gonna follow more like the first two games unless he did he did mention the engine
upgrade allowed them to go semi-open but I think I don't think they said anything past
that point yeah I wonder if it's gonna be I wonder
Let me see here. Yeah dude, this game...
I fully believe...
This shit probably still looks like if this...
I actually would say...
Something tells me this game actually looks better than Stalker 2.
Like, this game...
These devs are crazy dude. They're really, really good at their shit man.
I already beat the game. I beat it on hardcore buddy, okay?
But I'm just gonna new play it because I don't really remember the beginning.
Oh guys!
You know what, that's fine. If you just want to experience a story, whatever.
Um...
I'll go hardcore. I forgot where Ranger Hardcore was.
Yeah, how does this game begin? I think it's just Artyom and he's like traveling with his wife or something in the beginning?
We built gigantic cities of glass and steel.
We crossed the oceans, it will.
And we also conquered the skies.
There used to be seven billion of us.
We were not born for life in the tunnels.
I was born to breathe fresh air.
And I remember.
The 7 billion were wiped out by the last war.
Only 50,000 managed to survive underground, with the surface poisoned, burnt, and teeming
with the war.
50,000?
I missed that.
7 billion people died.
Well, now the radiation on the surface might subside, and our grandchildren, or their
grandchildren, might be able to return there.
At least that's what my brother's in arms from the order believed.
Basically, there was no hope for us right off the start.
Still, we humans are just too bad at surrendering.
We tried to make the best of what we had,
banded together, and worked to make the metro our normal.
After all, it might well be the only place left on Earth
for humans to live.
For a time, we thought we could make it.
It was for Ranza.
Regrettably, the war didn't kill our bad habits.
In the relative safety of the tunnels, corruption festered.
And when danger came from above the ground,
Only a few of us stood against it.
Our numbers dwindling by the day.
But I remember we were born for a better life, and I can't accept that I'm destined to grow
old and die underground.
I don't care if I'm called an idiot, but if even a single shard of the old world still
exists out there, I have to find it.
The purpose?
I don't remember beating Exodus Chass that I did.
I have bad memory.
Between endless years of hopeless existence and even a single moment of hope, I must
choose hope.
I must find that signal.
You streamed 16 hours of it?
I remember the first two games more than the third,
I don't know why.
But yeah.
Oh, hit me with the visuals.
Yeah, I probably, I don't need the LSS on for this at all.
I don't even remember DLSS in 2019.
god damn the best part of this game is the ui dead is actually insane
dude
This game's from 2019, not 2014.
God damn, bros, seven years.
2039 they've been working on?
Long ass time.
Oh yeah, dude.
This is still dude this looks like a 2026 game
This still
This literally looks like if it came out today, no one would notice
Crazy dude crazy the voodoo the voodoo
How do they do it man, how do they do it one of the first games that uh
Did ray tracing now now, but they fucking pop off is there a button to clear your visor
G
Come on man, and then L for lighter
Yeah, dude, why did we come down here again? What is the point of this? Unless we're done
And it's more like they're going back home
We're just searching he did say he was searching so
Yep
A little upgrade here already an upgrade
easy. can't loot the ammo though unless it's already used. i wonder if someone can actually
miss that. looks like a player can just miss that upgrade right there.
What the hell is laughing at me unless I'm losing my mind because I have so many spiders
that have crawled on me.
Uh oh.
This is a great, honestly that announcement is a great time to go and play Metro.
If you've never beaten this game.
That was the calling to go.
The game is worth it.
And it's probably so discounted now.
Yes, hashtag ad, but you know what?
This is a fucking good ass game.
You know, there's a handful of good linear single-player games.
Oh my god!
Damn rats!
I want that.
Can I loot this? No?
I got you, bro.
Oh, the shotgun is good.
Yeah, these are mutated New York City rats.
This one hasn't mutated yet.
Oh, we got some music.
Uh-oh.
Can I take anything here?
No.
I'm the bell ringing.
Oh, they're super mad.
We gotta get out of here.
Stab him, stab him.
Oh my god.
It's Artyom!
Artyom!
Whoa, we're moving fast right now!
First the guy for no reason.
I'm going to get a fresh dose of Spartan blood now.
fresh noose
The waifu
Are you awake? It's okay. The doctor said you'll be fine
Are you trying to kill me with worry?
What if next time you don't return from the surface?
There's no one out there, Artyom.
No one to find, no one to talk to.
If there was, don't you think they'd be here already?
We've talked about this again and again.
You have to accept it.
There's only us.
Oh, yeah, this guy, Miller.
some session but now this shit has to stop there's only metro nothing else and the order
is here to defend it because if not us then who you look fine to me so get ready to go
then we'll discuss your transfer to police
police come we need to talk how millers dlc i'll get the doctor artium please
promise me this was the last time i'll see you later
artium we managed to bring you back from the brink but people are giving you their blood
Which could save so many wounded and you keep bringing it back. You ready ate it. Don't you think that is unfair?
Let me put it this way I can't promise I'll be able to bring you back next time
Have you been using the pain medication back?
Come on man. We've talked about this dude
Alright, I won't tell anybody, but your eyes man you need eye drops or something
Let's move
In 2019 bro, come on man
What up?
Oh, whoa, oh, okay.
They're looking at me like, what are you looking at?
I understand how you feel, but you are not always going to save the Metro single-handedly.
Why keep looking for a solution alone? Your friends from the order came to your help again.
The Colonel seems to want you back in the unit. Why waste your time in our forming station,
or out there looking for ghosts? If Sparta wanted me, I'd join in a heartbeat.
In any case, good luck, Artien. Thank you, guys. Probably never gonna see each other ever again.
Most likely
Yeah, this is a 4a games is last game in it
How are you friend?
Few more scars and you'll be completely irresistible to any woman
You're all dismissed. I give you two hours people.
So, I brought something. Please, let's not repeat the last time.
Yo, which one was idiot, bro?
One week later, oh shit.
We're outside.
You!
Good one, guys, good one.
of nothing? Atyom, the only thing I can hear is that Geiger counter ticking.
Back to it, searching for life.
Oh yes, and there's also those damn things.
Calm all the time. Let's go home, dear, please.
Don't you think I'd also love to live on an ocean beach or in a green forest?
But what good are these fantasies in a silent world?
Silent Artyan?
Because it's dead.
Optimism.
Hope.
We took our time, time to replace our filters.
Oh, here we go.
Move it! We don't need any extra radiation, darling.
Oh yeah, you can see your feet in this game.
They said 7 billion died.
There's just no way anything can live up here with monsters.
Oh!
Look, maybe you should come back to the order.
We'll move to Paulus.
Dad says he'll arrange a flat for us.
Because if not us, then who?
Through, through?
A flat.
with a kitchen and a shower. Let's go. It turns here. It's not stable enough. Does this
game have a walk button? I don't know if it does. At least it held. Well, I'd say we're
out of the woods. Look. Hear that? Whoa.
Something's in here.
Oh, the scope?
Clean ass scope.
Oh my god!
Get my arm off!
Ow.
get my arm off!
ow
I'm okay, I'm okay
glass dev?
I remember we were hoping that if anyone could pull off a new extraction game, it was these devs just like visually this would be a sick ass
But we got a single player game though 2039
Well, he doesn't need that anymore
Oh shit. Swap filter? Oh wait, my hope! Oh yeah, this is cracked! Oh yeah, okay, those are all little microcracks.
Oh my. Oh yeah, they did.
Don't care why this zone is off limits to stalkers.
The radiation and beasts are nothing special.
Gotcha, have you ever played Metro?
The pack is here.
This is a good game to play.
I'm going to get back to you.
Well, I'm going to get back to you.
Thank you, dad.
Looks like Dad was all of them.
I'm glad they didn't notice us.
That was a large pack.
They're not very good at smelling.
I recall something happens here that isn't nice.
Chat, by the way, at spacepoint 2039, panel down below.
They just announced the next game for Metro.
Check it out.
to their website if you want to learn more about it. Alright, F8. There you go.
Comes out this year.
Let me see here. There you go.
Yeah, it comes out winter 2026 this year
Uh-oh
I see why she didn't want me to come out here I see it that's a train there's life
I told you there's other stuff out here
Everyone told me to stop my journey
Shit, what do I do our tomb? Should we catch up with this?
Look it's our guns from the order it looks like they're chasing that train too. Let's join them
We're not boys
We're sure
I was one minute. Oh shit. Wait, what the hell? I forgot about that. I forgot that happened.
We just trusted those guys.
We have two more individuals with the railroad bridge. One of them is the order commander's daughter.
You should have checked first, assholes!
Artyom, Dengad, these people, their hands are not the order, assholes.
They didn't number on you.
Well, that will rip them a new one for that.
What's going on in this Moscow of yours, anyways?
Of yours? You're putting this like you're not from here.
We aren't. Our village is about 200 kilometers from here.
What village you're not from Moscow just a regular village. We came here to find the boy's father
They for Moscow about a year ago never came back, but then we got caught by these here
You mean there's life outside. Why wouldn't there be any sure?
There are lots of bad places and living underground forever. We still get by
It's young you're right people really do live out there. I told you
We didn't know we thought that we were the only survivors God will tell the whole metro about this
Hey, you people drove us halfway to nowhere
What are you guys doing
Oh, shit.
Damn.
Artyom tanks so much shit.
Oh my god, oh he found the mask.
God damn.
Alright.
Lost everything.
Use it.
Oh, there it is.
Much better.
Cheese.
Oh, the train. We're near it. But I missed the backpack, I did.
We're just checking out Foray Games' previous title. I've already beaten this game, but
we were also just seeing.
It will be very interesting to see visually
how much more insane the game is gonna look
when it comes out.
That's a nice train, dude.
We don't know if it's semi-open world or not, but I didn't really mention it.
Just a different protagonist.
It would be sick, you know, since Crimson Desert did their Crimson Desert's engine,
they their whole engine was based off of ray reflections or whatever was it ray
reflections or just ray trace reflections like from the ground up so how they do it
damn watchman broke through
workers have gone for keep you up and trace you
this is just no good on the end
yeah ray reconstruction
and then in contrast these were one of the first devs to have ray tracing in
Attention! The turntable is switching on!
train dev
We gotta be careful.
Oh.
Oh, we know this guy.
We know this guy.
a life you came for her all right okay okay okay what do you want me to do
I'll be of some use okay the two more meds
for interrogation I can't take you to the main entrance and too many guards but we may
Sneaking from the back
What it's open let's go don't rush to if they notice you leave both time for
How better not walk into the night
Okay, do it this way you sneak to the lighting panel and disable it while I distract it okay here we go
Easy
The Thorial Yermak I see it. I see it. I see it. I'm going I'm going that doesn't have a great field of vision
stay close to the wall there he goes there he goes
what are you wobbling come here and help me fix this
yes sir got me over at me come on come on fixing this should be nothing for you
blind motherfucker ass blind motherfucker ass
Yeah, the lighting is so clean.
Like atmosphere-wise it's so well made.
They have 30 FOVs, that's their helmets.
This is their latest game in the Metro series.
This is the third of the three.
I made it up here.
I'm waiting.
What do we do?
You distracted.
I
Me so is there a hair right here, okay
All right, he saw me through the trash
I literally threw it right at him.
Alright buddy, ready?
Okay, here we go.
I'm going, I'm going.
I'm going, hold on.
Oh shit, he does! He does! Run!
Yeah do I throw it in the fan? I think I throw it in the fan, you know.
I was trying to avoid the fan but I get thrown out the fan.
There it is, there it is, there it is, there it is.
There it is. What?
Oh you're going, you're going.
Guys if you play this you have to throw it in the fan.
through come on professional gamer
Throw me again!
Oh, shit!
And we're back.
Oh, my God!
You're alive!
Alive!
Are your hearts...
Hunter's badge?
He stopped the bullet!
Oh, my God!
Bitch!
What the fuck?
Ah!
Goddammit!
Attention! Control unit, please!
Morons! We are at war!
One death would be enough for you now!
What is this? It's a cruise vehicle!
This is the universe of blood-bound radio jammer!
What?
It stops Moscow from hearing anyone!
From them! From them!
Oh
Oh, that's then that's the map
Moscow now knows where we are
What are we the red
Come on man
I remember this stealth blade
You have to go speak through the court chart take the door the guards are coming through here quick
Let's go
Don't worry about it. I
Guess I'll tell you later
There it is
I see the enemy
Give me a boost
Can't really see well with the snowstorm
Don't forget your visibility gauge, atyom.
If you don't move too fast and don't come out into the light, you'll be harder for them to serve.
Chat.
And that was a little bit of a Metro Exodus.
Manly playing it because Metro 2039 was announced.
Panel down below, space point 2039.
I've already beaten this game before, if you've ever played it.
I mean, it's one of the better linear single-player games.
You can play it linearly,
but third one is open, semi-open world.
Really, really saw a game.
I mean, it's gonna,
obviously you can be playing 20, 39,
but yeah, check it out, man.
Damn, if you've never played it,
it's like probably like two bucks or something.
This game discounts all the time, doesn't it?
Add that shit to the wish list.
Hey, thank you for our games and Deep Silver, by the way.
Yes, you can get the full, oh, you can get it for 10 bucks, all three of them. Yeah, man.
Worth.
Let me see here, yeah we're going to check out mouse PI for hire now, I've been meaning
to play this, I just have to take a piss and this game, I may or may not do a play-through
of.
It reviewed way better than I thought, let me see.
There it is!
Let me set it up Schatt.
It's just got to take a piss so bad.
Gameplay mode, studio cut, director's cut, vintage, nah, studio.
Oh, that's kinda cool.
I'll just go with the studio guy.
I'll be checking out Pragmatis Maria.
Head bobbing.
Give everything else on.
Oh, I meant to shut that off.
Everything.
Let me see the settings.
Also known as the credits.
Oops.
Yeah, usually the third button is really.
Oh, there we go.
Graphics.
skill nice screen shake all right chat just one minute
Sorry about this.
The ship turned into a ship.
Alright, here we go.
Two-combers baseline for those seeking a serious fight
Although detective and then super smooth maybe
Swarovat
It was the last stretch and I was starting to get serious deja vu
Jack pepper
And I changed the
Can you change the difficulty later?
You can
All right, we're good. Oh chase after your target big mouse a little hope
Staff only
Check out the posters
Here you can steady solves the case.
Alright, you can dash.
Blue, you gonna look up for anything interesting?
Okay. I can't air dash.
Press M to use the brush.
Alright, so this is where to go.
Essentially, extreme yellow tape.
Alright, you can actually pick up coins.
Whoa!
Ow.
I wonder if there's a better way to deal with that.
Oh, we got a gun.
Oh, nice.
Pick the right tool for the job.
Oh, here it goes.
wait for my time sorry brother
oh it's kind of bio-shocky
pick up the money gonna walk right over it no entry yet
Ah, nice.
Come on.
Damn Elevator.
Save smashing keeps you rushing.
All right, so this is how you save.
Typewriter saves.
Set each tumbler into place to reach the other side.
Oh.
Oh god, hold on.
There it is.
There it is, the master ammo.
Oh
You're gonna dodge I can
Come on man super sleuth out of every virtue
Wire D long white and leading to switches follow them to open the connect the doors
I should run out of ammo we get a punch I'm doing a uppercut
I should break this
I break this
A decent amount of damage there that was good actually break this
Oh you can't. I am believing but it's all good.
Can I actually? Oh well. Two different ways to do it.
Really. Really. Really.
Oh, you can just, you can just do that.
I thought you had to hit it from the middle.
We got it.
We're done.
Oh, Meister's ammo.
Yeah, these are all just doors they come out from.
What the hell on a roulette wheel?
Aw, three bullets.
me
damn nice
Ah!
Hey, relax!
I wonder if you have to mail it like you do run out of ammo.
Seems like you might.
Come on, buddy!
Wow, legit.
Yeah, this is scripted, man.
This is scripted.
They hit the same thing.
It always does that.
Oh, there's got to be a way in.
There's got to be an event.
Oh, there's a monster here.
What was that?
What was that guy?
Oh, you can kick with F.
This is a lot of stamina.
Oh, that's a flashlight.
Whoa.
Playside, PI for higher.
A little collectible.
As we went.
As we want
Guys guys stamina, I'll give me where did he go?
That hurts
That's right, you have to like walk exactly on top of it to pick up some of the coins.
Alright guys, relax.
I got this.
Right?
Come on, brother.
What the hell did this guy escape to?
What was that again?
Oh you can hit tab to quick switch?
Oh my god.
Whoa what the heck is this?
Oh my god.
Whoa, what the heck is this?
Oh my God.
Back out, bro.
Melee build.
And another.
This guy nullifies.
Oh, yo, he's fast. Hold on, we gotta catch him.
Oh, there's a lot of these.
Um, I got it.
No!
for how long are you serious
what it's forever jam
I might need a real love to save
That's unfortunate.
Oh, I did not see that bottom one, whoops.
Yo, for real? Oh, you can't go back. Yeah, you can't go back.
Whoa! We're on an airship!
I'm gonna use a little more cover against these guys.
Yeah, they hurt.
Gotta really be careful there.
Uh-oh.
about to rot! Yes! Right you fall down!
Oh, yeah, correct.
Run!
There it is. The start of the game.
L.A. Noir Mouse.
That can be like a cigarette and a drink blend this game.
A cigar or something.
Falling falls don't begin in the sky.
They begin in quiet rooms with friendly voices and fondue bottles.
Mine started a few weeks back.
The sky was just the exit room.
They began with a call, routine, familiar, Wanda from the Mouseburg Herald.
Usually she swings by the office with a lead, with a bands out, she hears it first.
Simple really.
She gets restored. I get a few bucks to stockpile cheese and for a moment mouse bird gets the great easy
Just a simple detective
This is different
She was tight-lipped
Need on-site details later
Had to be somewhere big
Recognizable
The kind that only says oops, but they remember their mortal to
Something with ending old instinct, baby
Jack Pepper. Yeah, instead of Pepper Jack Cheese. Jack Pepper.
Wanda? Wanda.
What's this about Wanda? Care to toss me a cheese crumb? Or are we doing our usual tug-of-war?
I can give you more than a crumb, Jack. I can give you a magician.
A magician?
What, like some wacko waving a stale mozzarella stick in front of a bunch of bored middle-aged mice?
Not something like that. But this one disappeared from me.
A mozzarella stick?
Right in front of a handful of surprised mice some say it's a kidnapping others and I figured it might interest you
Goes by the name
magnificent bandel
Or whatever
Bandel
As in Steve Bandel one of the same
You know him you could say that
All right, I'm going in hold your whiskers Jack. You're not gonna get past the yellow tape without cred or a pass
here but it's you in the picture let's just say the officer guarding the
backstage is intellectually innocent okay press pass Jack okay okay
convenience nice a lot of heat for one crime scene simple
Oh, yeah, this guy right here. MPD Lieutenant.
That's the way to go. Is there anything over here? Kind of looks like there's something, maybe.
No entry. We're gonna be back here, though.
Alright.
I got one.
Yeah, the VA is decent.
What do we have here?
Ahhhh.
The magician may have killed the assistant.
Alright.
What the heck is that?
There's a key over there.
There's a key here.
I wonder how you get that.
A lot of funny business orangy.
Bandles green room key.
Let's get it for I'm seeing.
Let's investigate.
What's that guy?
Oh, this opened a whole different area.
I don't even know.
Look at this.
The officer does not care.
We got it.
I feel like I was set up.
Who put that key in there?
I don't know.
Like I was set up who put that key in there
Like I was set up a little bit
Tell LTM wrapping things up now
He's alright, let's get this over with the grand magus majors. Oh, yo, there's a frog dude
There he is. The Grand Majors. Ah.
Steve? We have here.
Dear? Dua Fiddle Betty, professional stand-in assistant.
Whole pages say with cheese to an unsettling degree, most of it's mouseburg general per
cross, but one name stands out, Betty Duofital.
Stand and assistant, complete with her home address, could be worth a visit.
The address book.
Huh.
Steve.
All right.
The coast is as clear as it's gonna get.
God damn cheese stained.
He can never separate a rat from his cheese, or a mouse from his cheese.
Shmuck skip armor d-packs. I think there's armor in this game. It's not just
HG.
Of course. Fly's always one rocket's least.
Oh, so there is? Okay. We got armor in this game.
We're looking for a magician.
Pepper great baseball player
Yeah, none of the officers hurt me I shoot my pistol
Whoops, I didn't need to do that. I keep back bring fingering my ship and it's not it's not good
I literally just keep that fingering it
watch his baseball people
way in every helmet is armored
come at me boys come at me one free come at me boys oh
Ow, actually.
Oh my god, they kicked my ass.
Rip all the armor.
There's drinks and ammo everywhere.
Oh, here we go.
Alright, let me just download this.
Easy.
Wait.
Oh, I thought I couldn't, I'll get another, oh my god, I didn't see that one dude.
How do I miss these bottom ones?
Ah, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
As I was saying, easy collab, boys.
Easy collab.
That's how you do it right there.
Catching.
You watching Vensible?
Ah, no.
That's the animated thing, right?
No.
Oh, shit, what's in here?
Oh, whoa, you can...
Oh, that's cool.
We just found little secrets?
Oh, that's cool. We just find little secrets.
Oh, the secrets just lead you right back to the main path.
So it's a little spin around and then back to it.
It's actually kind of nice. What happened here?
Is it a birthday and he just like died in here?
The hell?
What happened?
My, my soft lock key.
Oh, I need that.
Damn shinglers and their explosive barrels.
Explosives on the move, hit E to pick it up or F to have it flying.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Okay.
Can I go in here?
There it is. Somehow we gotta get in there eventually.
He's gonna throw us a lot of saves at you. Spike these enemy smashers, pop them and
drop them. There it is. Yeah, boys! Three hits on the melee guys, four hits on the gun guys.
Very nice. Three and fours.
You have to use the boost, it's not enemies kicked on down doors, send barrels flying.
Oh you can kick doors down with those?
Let's go man!
You tried, feller.
You tried.
Come on, boys. Come on, boys. Come on, now.
No other way around I'm gonna shot the explosive barrel. I should have done
The skull here is all like a boss door
I'm sorry, sir
I
Selling cheese black market cheese
Ray looks like a regular guy, but he sells the least cheese
Hey watch you excuse me
What up people a fellow mice
Nice!
We all just a bunch of mice down here.
Oh, this doesn't look good.
Okay, just crouch. Oh. Not the one. Ooh, a blueprint. I went nowhere. I'm just coming
out of here to kick my out here we have to okay I'm ready
no armor seems like armor is like just HP it doesn't it doesn't decent amount
Why does she get in here?
Get a follow-the-wire.
Oh, right there.
Ow.
I'm in.
Perfect.
We're gonna find this magician in no time.
Move that over there
You got an abundance of everything here
Sorry about that, yeah. I have to check something. All right, I have to just shoot a nut aim.
Nothing? This game definitely gives you so much HP and saves. I've just noticed they're
everywhere it's a very like yeah kind of get everything here huh
Chill, buddy, chill, relax.
Bunch of wise guys.
Who the hell sent these wise guys after me?
That's what we gotta find out.
Hey, hey, don't shoot me, son.
Mike Maple?
What's up, dude?
Mike Maple is the name.
Yeah, yeah, it smells like the devil's bunghole, but at least it's equally warm here now listen
I ain't got that much time to talk and you got a job to do so you better hurry I
Heard some bodies going up. That's too bad. They should definitely go down
Okay, Mike maple there's always a little light in the darkness
I'm gonna just take that from you. I don't think you need that. I don't really know what the blueprints are for
Yeah, the VA is good
We fighting, we fighting, we fighting, we're alive
Alright, here we load
There you go
The bullet the bullet shoe combo
Go
Mouseburg?
Alright, fine Betty de la Fiddle.
I think it's this one.
Magician's assistant might live here.
I think it was like 102 or something.
This one? Really? That door just opens? No lock? Oh, he... Oh, gosh, she worshiped him.
Oh, this is like some Olga shit. At this rate, I might have to do what
Karen says and head off to the wetlands to see if the old shrewage is the bedtime story
I know is wrong when I play. I'd pay anything to make Steve fall in love. Oh, no.
What the fuck? What the hell?
She's Louise, lady. You're in pieces.
Yes. Steve was so good to me. And now, without him, I just can't pull myself together.
No, I mean, never mind.
Ask what happened, ask about Bandol's disappearance.
What happened?
Uh, what happened to you?
What do you mean what happened?
Well, not to double down on the job, but you look, uh, you know.
Yes?
A little broken up, somewhat detached.
I show him and I still have to find a new job. This is going nowhere. I'm looking for Steve
Well, who isn't he went puff and now some mobsters or other are trying to get the money they lost on the show
I'm
Weird ruined. Hey, no one's gonna hurt you
Anymore alright any clue who'd want Steve, you know disappeared
Who wouldn't but apart from the small guys and the mobsters and the crazies and the girls and the police and the
Okay, okay. Let me just stop you right there
No
Give me the first scene it comes to mind. All right go. Oh the party not really the best time to celebrate
No, no the politicians the uh the um the big mouse party
Drops shoulders with them more than once
Big mouse party.
Lord Cheese.
Oh, there's a mouseberry cart on the left.
The only barrier that got us the history of cheese legging and is a Brazilian religion
to car racing.
When the number of the smugglers began to do it, many former drivers decided to go somewhere
legit by organizing races through the wetlands.
And that's because in mouseberry, there was only one rule they had to turn left at
every opportunity.
Oh, Steve!
Well, damn, we gotta go see the assistant of Steve's.
We got a car.
Let's go, let's go!
Where did that park my shit?
What the- oh my god!
Damn goons!
Come on, mine!
Tell me there's no gold around here?
Nothing?
No coins, nothing?
Jack's car.
When it comes to big shots and celebrities, Wanda might have some pointers.
Talk to Wanda. All right, where's Wanda? Is she at the bar? Wanda?
Ah, the old bar. All right.
So, what's up John? John Brown? Oh, you know, same old, same old. Plenty folks drinking. Not a whole lot
of them paying you want to buy this something oh God's no and I ain't looking
for no hand out neither they ain't crooks Jack just broke his hell then why
keep serving him cheese you know they'll just slap it on the tab and you will be
waiting forever for the cheddar they're my folks mostly shrews you know and when
you're lucky enough to open a bar you look out for the little guy yeah sure
But a little guy has to pay one day, right?
Somebody's paying. You for one.
Heh.
Okay, Petty, what is this?
Prize dispenser and sir token, 0 of 20.
Oh, it's one day.
So, Jack, did you pick up anything useful on your VIP trip to the vaudeville?
Not much to go on, but I met Bandle's assistant.
There's this stage designer, see.
Roland?
Roland who?
Roland, the stage designer.
Nobody ever remembers his name, so they just call him
the stage designer.
Quite the specialist.
He can make anything from tiny shrew-sized dioramas
to huge catapults, hurling limelights, all over the stage.
Well, that's something.
Shame you didn't bring him up sooner.
Gotta save me some time.
And bullets.
Jack, Jack!
Hey, if I'd have known Roland was involved,
I'd have told you.
It's like the movie trailers.
You only show up spoilers after you've seen the movie.
Well, by the way, step one's charting what I've got. This mess won't organize itself
In your vaudeville clues. Oh
Okay, oh y'all have my own office, bro. I
Got the name on the front door
Jack met the private eye
Okay, okay, crime wall welcome to the crime wall
Here you can view active cases and associated clues clues collected in gameplay will be added to the carousel when opening the crime wall and
Assigned clues are stored in the carousel collect clues and resolve
Leads keep going to solve your cases
Missing magician. We got the address of the assistant
Navigate the crime wall to an assigned clue.
Expect the clue to see a detailed view.
We get the stage designer that we don't know, but we gotta find him.
Solving leads or cruisers or solving cases.
Once enough clues are assigned to a case, a lead may be discovered.
Resolve the lead to figure out where to go next.
I think I did accidentally.
Assuming this is correct.
to the opera then. Yep. The Bandol's poster. We've seen a lot of those around. Oh, so this
just sticks here. You can't do anything. Stick that here. Oh, wait, there you go. All right.
We're going to the opera.
We got to put on a suit and tie, and wash my face,
and take your shit, and see what's on TV.
What the hell?
All right.
Here we go.
All right.
I fucked my car all the way down here near the pharmacy.
Whoa!
Oh, damn, alright.
Oh yeah, you actually, there's an overworld map you drive around.
That's kind of cool.
The Opera House.
That handle is down here.
I wonder if he used the coins for eventually.
The Chefs.
When are we gonna use the coins for eventually?
The chefs?
Hey, uh, is Roland working tonight?
Roland?
Oh, the stage designer!
Yeah, he's upstairs!
Two in the fat with some extras!
Okay, pal!
Yeah, the same damn motherfucker again.
All right!
Looks like they're getting ready for the show tonight.
Chat I got this all right. You don't need to follow a guide. All right, I got this relax
Oh, man, you see that shit
Brother right now, brother!
You know, the collection of the coins is like...
They should have made us, we just press E or something.
This is gay, yeah.
Whoa!
Wow, I got thrown in the trash.
Come on, man!
Well done, genius! You broke the damn air duct!
Okay, how'd you know it was me?
There was something in there that it looked like I could've grabbed.
Oh.
Don't tell me this is the way forward, because it is a secret.
Really oh shit the boomstick oh damn
There we go, there we go
Up the scale all the way make this game look even better
H now or SS a oh, what's better? Oh
Dude, I made this look so much cleaner now
Why is it always locked doors and ominous morning
That does not sound good in there. We gotta figure out a way to get in.
Seems like this might be the way.
Oh nice, what the hell?
Whoa, didn't they date the floor?
floor all right let me see where's my detonators that did hurt
give me a hand here hold on director let me save it was there vignette on vignette
Where do you even see that? Why are you making up things?
Letter?
Yeah, uh, damn. Thanks pal, this is for the...
Ow! What the hell was that for?
Stay here procedure.
Little sucker punch before questioning, never killed anyone.
What kind of cop are you?
A former one. And a curious one.
curious one where it is your type with Steve Bandle I got questions and you
got a favor to repay guess I owe you that much but not here those bastards who
locked me up here could come back any second you didn't do this to yourself
why hello with a damn extras came out of nowhere roughed up to performers
swiped the costumes and dragged me up here is anything suspicious huh I mean
But there's something about preparing for killing Stilton during the intermission and loading
a big gun.
It must be some lesser known operettas.
Wait, wait, wait.
Stilton.
As in Cornelius Stilton, the mayoral candidate Stilton?
I don't know, man.
I don't keep up with politics.
I just finished a 20 hour calibration on the stage, Canon.
You moron.
They're no extras.
And they ain't prepping for a show.
There's Stilton.
Stilton?
There's the big gun
Judging by that boot steps so much for staying incognito
They know too much prevent Stilton's assassination
Run
He doesn't hear me oh
She he oh, he's dead. Oh, he's dead
I'm coming boss. Oh wait really it's a secret but if someone misses the secret they get it anyways
Yikes
They're just hands you the shoddy
Oh my god cheese times one cheese keeps forever stock I've hit see to eat one and
recover some health this is a eat no cheese playthrough and save it all till
the end I refuse I will never eat it I will forward all the people just not
the kind I put on the guest list.
Oh, I am not looking too hot here.
The way.
There's like most of them on the way.
Okay, I have no ammo.
Here we go.
What the hell? What's the shit in it?
I had some HP on him.
Oh, it just opened what we needed.
No way, I'm maxed out on Shotty ammo?
Come on brother, you should be able to convert to your other guns ammo.
I think this is the way, it seems like the definite way here.
Okay, okay
Oh, these guys got some HP
Oh
Get a bad I used all my ammo all ammo has been used restock the best you can
Oh, this is open now
Do them if it was good the dark ages you always have to say the dark ages you can't just say doom
Some boxes you can't take out, a little more cheese.
Okay buddy, I'll see your ways pal.
Uh oh.
Damn snipers.
Let me restock while you keep trying to shoot me here.
There we go.
No!
That, that, we see you bro, we see you back.
Come on bro, come on!
There we go.
I thought you could once have them up close like that, okay.
That changed a lot, I didn't think you could do that.
Where do I get to the other side?
Oh, here we go.
Someone did say it was kind of bio-shocky.
I see that.
It kind of is a little bio-shocky.
It looks like I can bounce.
I'm almost there, Jackie.
Shocking blast to the face is the shrat here.
Oh my holding this.
Ow.
This is this old rat stuntman.
What up dude?
What happened?
Yeah, alright. Enlighten me, Maestro.
Now, listen closely.
This here's an ancient technique passed down by a legendary stunt guru back in New Ratterdam.
Changed my life. Cost me three ribs, but changed my life.
Here's the deal. When you jump, just act like you didn't.
Clear your mind. No thoughts, no fear, no gravity.
Then when you forget your minute jump again works like a charm
Got to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard now that's done work chief the great wheel of infinite cheddar
You're just gotta believe now get out there into five physics. No need to thank me
Certainly trusted worse
double jump
Oh yeah I do have a double jump now. Hello!
Hey! There it is!
A Dubalo jump!
We made it.
We're in.
What ammo do I have?
Maxed out.
Oh my god, there's the cannon.
Alright, let me see.
There we go. Now we can't get killed.
Okay, huh.
Whoa!
She's crazy.
Must be some other thing.
Help!
Oh, God. She's taken down you.
Now, that is still the gift I want to give you, Tom.
Why is there... I can't pick this up. It's like...
I literally cannot pick that up.
Easy-peasy.
Lemon was squeezy.
Oh, they got more goons.
Am I going through here?
Alright, this mystery goes deeper.
I burned down the whole opera house.
Oh, we got more here.
Whoa, you packed up.
Oh, this way.
Why not this way?
This way.
There we go.
there
so close and yet no cheese stick
no cheese stick
just give me a second
There we go
Stage director. Thanks, pal designer. I roasted back there. Yeah, it comes with the territory you step on stage get roasted
Anyway, you saved my skin back there from those extras. So
Quick propo told you they weren't extras is were real bad guys with real bad intentions
Now about Bandle look detective. I'd love to help but I don't know much
We mostly just knock back cold ones downtown
Besides, it's not like he hasn't gone off the grid before.
Not like this.
Not mid-performance.
Steve doesn't just vanish.
He orchestrates it, turns it into a spectacle.
This?
This is different.
Normal, long time.
We went through hell together.
Back in the old world.
Wade.
Damn!
Your thee, Jack Pepper?
The trench sweeper?
I'm touched, but let's not do the highlight reel now, okay?
Look, you don't know where he is fine, but you got to know something where he goes what he's into lately
Well, he's been keeping to himself mostly
Daddy's ever brought anyone home for tinsel's
But when he's had a few cold fondues
He gets into some real fringe. Yes, so Terry crap even mentioned having a lap under his mansion
So I'm in a secrecy on it. Whoa good lab
And you lead long shot, but you know where that mansion is
sorry detective but he's been worryingly private selective about who gets
close yeah yeah I'm skeleton thanks for the Intel stage designer yeah good luck
and bring Steve back I had my neck stop lined up you gotta find Steve where it
was. You gotta go back to the office. Back home after a long day at work. You gotta put
together the clues to find the next lead. Haven't seen Steve in ages. No idea where
he's been living these days. Best I just started laying down the clues. Super nuts?
Oh, there's like a gun store here.
When I'm done!
Ohhhh...
Mouse Herald from Byron, except Power Swing.
Speed boost, or is it upgrades or something?
And it's just buying ammo?
How about a new gun, dude?
Jesus, shit.
In this case, Tammy's little workshop makeover ain't quite finished yet.
Yeah, the plants are dancing.
Make sure to upgrade your boomsticks, Jack. More bang for your buck, right?
Alright, I'm going back to my abode.
You gotta figure out the next lead.
Alright.
Apparently a secret lab under his mansion.
Someone wants Cornelius still been gone permanently.
He actually showed up at my place.
Let's go talk to him. Stilton, we saved his life, so...
Oh!
Jack! Good to see you, buddy.
Likewise, Cornelius. You were in a surprisingly good mood for someone who just dodged an assassination attempt.
Oh, well. It comes with an added territory when you're chasing high office.
While that whole affair at the opera was, you know, my most unfortunate,
it was ultimately good for business.
Well, kiddin', how so?
Ah, you were a real wildcard, my boy.
Quite the performance, as always.
You put those goons right in the spotlight,
and now they're ducking for cover.
Good for me, great for the polls.
But what were you doing there for the first place?
Chasing a magician who vanished off script.
Boom, gone.
Not just any magician either.
The magician.
Steve Andle?
What?
Steve's gone?
Like a fart in the wind.
And now I am stuck following a trail of stale blue cheesecrumbs.
I'm the most interesting.
So what did you find?
Not much so far just running down places he might have slipped off to you got any ideas. Oh, I know Steve's hangouts
All right, of course you do better yet. I think I know just the one you're after
He did some a soul searching at that moment mansion on the outskirts of mouse the address
The address here why Cornelius you just made my job a whole lot easier
Now we know where to go.
You saved my life after all, right?
I did.
Yeah.
More than once.
Garnelius, a man.
A man-mouse.
Stinks of cheese.
Always has some cheese in his pocket.
A glutton amongst us, nice.
Kind of a throsteam.
The outskirts of town.
What the fuck?
That's his mansion?
The hell?
Alright.
We take the car and we go to the mansion.
The mystery stays unresolved.
Can I go here? Roadhouse?
Random? Building?
Bandals lab.
Alright.
According to Korn, the entrance should be around here somewhere.
Scott's and I answered you. I'll be playing Pragmat tomorrow.
I got an ad to play it tomorrow. Am I going to beat it? I don't know.
I got like, cult people here.
Oh, these guys don't get one-packed.
This game.
So far, this game is pretty awesome.
The pacing is great.
So we're trying to find this magi- we're trying to find a magician that potentially
killed his assistant. That's the gist and we're a private investigator. We're just
searching through and the mystery gets deeper and deeper. That's kind of the gist.
We don't know where this magician is, but we are at his mansion right now.
I'll try to see if we can find a lab that was mentioned.
Oh, follow the right cable jack.
Jack!
Jack in the key!
Hey, what can ya, hey, oh yeah, okay, they have riot shoes now?
Oh, yeah, that messed him up, yeah, that messed him up right there, he's got a lot of damage.
Oh, lovin' bullets.
Oh, you can still two-tap them.
Whoa, cool.
I got him, but it's relaxed.
I got it.
easy clap, holy shit easy clap
there it is
We're back, another save.
Something's gonna- oh, what the hell is this?
Sayonara.
The white wire?
What the hell is this?
Why did I shoot something to open this up?
we can go around here I can't forget myself I just can't my mind keeps
drifting back to Betty enough to make me show my work in the unknown bringing
her back it would be some parlor trick in the memory lane no you can't turn
back the river can't ring a bell still by the chance to ask for one question
the only one that ever counted the rest smeared with fondue I don't think
the magician killer is that oh a new gun yeah three new guns oh
of
the
death of
How do I open this?
Some ammo, some more. Thank you, thank you.
Oh, I almost got hit by the...
What do we have? What do we have?
Nothing with a little bit of nothing.
I
Don't tell me I got to get that run again
Running line up here line up
I
I probably should have used that earlier and that was the point of it I just walked right
by it.
It makes all my bullets in simi areas.
Do Mickey?
Sure, brother.
Sure brother.
Alright, looks like we gotta go up here and around.
I pull on ammo, I have everything, yep.
Ah no, this is a no cheese eating playthrough.
I think I know how to double jump.
I think it doesn't go through there.
I can open that.
Oh, it's a direct head.
Oh, you killed him on direct head.
Good, I keep getting hit by those damn jump ropes.
Wow
Where's John
I can't say no.
No.
honest this thing looked an awful lot like Steve's old stange girl
the hell who is that over there i didn't realize someone was up there
i was occupied though oh they loot up the place
where we get it yeah
master egor
Egor?
Oh, I talked to this guy up here.
There's...
Sorry, man.
Where are you?
Hello, dear sir. I mean, master.
I'm not your master.
Everyone's someone's master.
Okay.
Who are you?
So who the hell are you?
I'm Igor.
Igor? Not Igor?
No, Igor.
Why so many Rs?
It's harder to pronounce, as the classics would say.
Yeah these references are gonna get old real fast. Oh, they must endure there's plenty more where that came from
Seriously, who are you? I'm the caretaker master
Or well, I was my former masters gone. So now it's just me
gone
Like gone gone. Oh, no, no you just he's not here makes the lab a tad lonely
Apart from the crazy cultists or the robo assistants or that eerie creeping sense of foreshadowing
that somewhere along the way your cheese brain's gonna get fried.
Oh my God.
Master.
What?
That uh, premonition?
Oh, don't mind me master just rambling, babbling.
Do your thing.
Maybe sweep the floors while you're at it.
I am sweeping here.
That's not quite what I thought.
I had in mind
Even the even ever thought about a total makeover
I thought about the labs the lab death of robots any pointers
Suggestions this labs got crazy ridden all over it all its milk toast compared to the labs in the old world
Believe me. I know
You're from the old world
In a way, but master bandel took me in and taught me a thing or two
Gave me a job too. So here I am
He's been away lately though probably on some business trip
Yeah, you can say that again
So what's with the robot? Well the word robot itself comes from a famous play by
Spam me an etymology lesson. I need fax Igor
No, no, master. It's Igor.
That's what I said.
Igor.
You said Igor.
But it's Igor.
Oh, for the love of what's with the robot babe?
All that? That's the master's former assistant, Betty.
Betty? Isn't Betty Lynch?
Not in the flesh, of course, master.
Flesh is weak, but the master was quite devastated when his assistant left him, and then, well, died, so he started building something to remind him of her.
Now that's creepy.
You don't know the lengths and depths of one sorrow master, don't you, Judge?
Well, yeah, I guess still this one seemed unfinished
deadly, but unfinished so
What I'm asking is
Is there a fully built version out there?
probably
Deeper in the lab. There should be an update so to speak great. Just great
Ever thought about a mate at total makeover yeah, why am I asking him this?
so I'll be going Igor I got to visit more often master we can hang out any
time you want oh just splendidly he's nice
You're gonna tell me someone was behind me
I aggro down here crank up the projectors power
Let's do it to another she's the she's built
Whoa, heck, it's knocked me off.
OK, that definitely did something.
Oh, my God, dude,
I didn't change the activation on my shift key like I did the space bar.
It's down.
OK, the door just blocked that explosion.
There it is, boys. There it is. Easy. Absolute easiness.
Okay, buddy, well...
I miss one of the ways out here.
Is there a way- there's gotta be a way in that I'm not seeing here.
Oh wait, there's a third floor, wait, no there isn't.
What?
To boom the wall?
Come on, buddy.
Oh, for the love of all that's holy, I'm fed up with these stinking morons.
I brought them into my home for a little cover, maybe some labor, maybe just maybe a bit
material for the experience. It turns out that kind of gas has cut the wranglet alone control. I
don't know what I'm going to do. Evictions off the table now might have to sail off the underground.
Some magician speaking.
Where's the magician speaking? Oh, another cheese. All the nodes must be the magician.
It's of course going to be that the magician was not the killer and there's somebody else
out here doing these things.
Well, it's working.
Whatever it is.
I don't think it's him.
I doubt it.
Each step beats a little tweak that is close to my masterpiece Betty hole again never figured cash
Be the problem not the tech or the unknown just bank notes of all things staying in the way of my grand design
My investments when sour kept the dividends without so much as a buyer leave. I don't ask why I don't need to
I'll see my office through come heller blue gorgonzola
Eager is pacing like gauge gator sweeps forward by the day by the hours if he smells something coming
He was trying to remake like some Frankenstein shit
I'm just trying to bring her back to life.
Another one. Please, the living of the Lord three.
The only word, no fire, no things.
Only just law of order.
Help!
Uh-oh.
All right, it's time for me to rest.
She gets hit by her own mines.
Nice. What is that noise? Oh, shit. I think we gotta go up there to the projector.
here. This way. Through and through. Buddy, just get all the way around. Oh, there's something
behind her. Oh. The room just led me all the way around. Uh-oh. This is the secret secret
lab
hell of a mess
My damn shift bro, I keep fat fingering it's never ending
No more fat finger
All right, there's one
Oh
Are you kidding good, oh my god, I need to read by this
Oh my dude that guy just did so much damage
Live I'm alive I'm alive
I think I could open that.
And we're good.
There it is!
More dynamite.
And another comic.
Oh, it's a secret?
Now, is this one of those moments in life where my aimless, pumbler pair is actually pay-off?
There you go.
You're going to warn me about these things.
I would made it.
Wait, no entry.
whoa entry this looks like the final stress for that day in lab there's gotta be some evidence here
and musician
magician i think i said musician
magician
Ow you really upgraded the melee guys
Another one.
Something's down here.
Oh.
There's the third one.
What the heck?
I'm not gonna die.
Come on, lady.
Relax.
Doesn't do anything
I did press E. Nothing happened.
of
Steve, when I find you, we're gonna have a long talk about your life choices.
I was just trying to res his assistant.
I think he loved her.
I think so.
I don't think that was me.
I'm gonna go on a whim.
I'm gonna go on a whimmy.
Coast guard or rival card?
He left. Vaughn Harzer mentions a huge submarine.
Coast Guard Papers. Arrival signed by Vaughn Harzer.
Name doesn't ring a bell. Time to find out why.
Buttony press! Buttony press!
Alright, let's go.
We got to go back to the office, put in our clues, figure out where this damn magician
went.
I guess I'm gonna wander a little up to what now
what's this put that pack in the payload you promise tired of firing blanks when
you need a real bang the workshops open the workshops open
What's in here?
Kami's workshop!
What's this shit?
augmentation and noteworthy gains.
Mobile, it's better ain't, you know?
Cause you're old.
Been working on it since my wetlands days.
You bring schematics, pop them in and bang!
Your guns upgraded!
Oh, oh, oh, I even came up with...
Banger ad.
More bang for your buck.
Huh?
What do you think?
It's, uh, it doesn't quite, uh, jack.
No, no, no, but it's good. It's good. Great. Even, uh, I'll use it like crazy.
Like, right now, in fact, young adults. Shish.
Talk to Wanda, pin your lab clues, give the bang a shot.
Pressor holds for our weapon-specific alt shot.
Hey, you ever stop and think how things would be if you hadn't tossed my stepdad into the slammer?
Easy there, Ketter, let's bump the brakes on the existential crisis.
No, Jack, I made my peace, okay? I was just wondering, do you ever get a whole second guess it?
Didn't back then, felt like the right thing to do at the time, but now, maybe not so much.
Maybe not so much well things turned out okay, right? Right?
right
kind of oh
Honestly the boomstick is the best weapon oh
So that's what the blueprints are for
Increased damage pushback max mo pierce the first two enemies
Come on! Fat lady! I'm gonna just do a shotgun build.
Shotty build.
Was Wanda around here? Is she around here?
I'll borrow a minute, sport.
What the heck? What up, man?
Well, it's another issue I wanted to talk to you about.
See, really, it's a sues.
Hell, Cornelius, not you, too.
It's not like that, Jack.
I'm simply concerned for our little brothers.
I see there's been some weird, a diss...
Do you uptight and wealthy?
Just so.
Anyway,
a little bird told me that
the shrooms are disappearing faster
than a shelled trench.
I also heard that
the police might be involved.
No one knows what to make of it.
But maybe someone should.
Someone with a...
a... a penchant
for solving mystery.
Penchant!
Q to go and dig a little. See that's what I like about you Jack. You always know when
to make your move. It's probably nothing but might check out Blurgy Ro. See the air is
thicker than usual. Blurgy Ro. I think Wanda is... Wanda is... oh she's always right
here. Talk to Wanda. Well don't leave me hanging Jack. Did you see the secret lab?
I got notes to take, so chop chop!
I did, I did!
Then hold on to your tights, Wanda, because that place was nuts.
Robots, experiments, stuff I don't even have names for.
How the hell did Steve afford all that?
Oh, money, Jack.
The guy was filthy rich.
Now tell me, did you find him, his body?
No body, but he did try to recreate Betty Lynch.
The dead Starlet?
She used to be a stage girl before Tinselbros snapped
up right wait wait what do you mean recreate guess in her accident hit him harder than anyone
knew hard enough to make himself a robotic replacement that's yeah well that is who calling
the creepiest like saying wallet boys are just kind of in the blue cheese deep issues aside got any
real leads on bandel come on jack spill it well this might be bigger than we first thought
The baseball card game, there's a table on the bar.
Oh.
Well, if it rattled you, maybe there's something to it.
So, what's the plan now?
Not sure yet. I need to think. Rethink, even.
Go over all the clues I've got. Maybe poke around elsewhere.
I'll keep in touch, all right?
Oh, you will. I'll see you to that.
Can your lab clues and head to clergy room?
Wanda! Wanda knows.
All right. You gotta go to a submarine maybe.
Trans types sniffing about Steve's lab.
Cult mice.
See.
Tell me there's more clues here.
Oh, so I have to go to Couragey Row to continue the quest.
So I don't have an all of these.
One of the recent mouse bear herald issues, this one is a prominent piece about a new
political party formed in response to what the critics saw the me here and meek politics
of one like Cornelia Stelton and his party colleagues, the new group called the Big
Mouse Party endorses, though not exclusively mice who are big and strong just as the
The name implies the BMP is rapidly gaining popularity, especially among younger citizens of Bousford.
Cheesy mysteries rule the headlines these days.
What the hell, man?
Clergy row.
Where the hell?
Oh, it's nearby.
It's right here.
I'm gonna walk there.
I
Stretch legs and peek into the roll
What the hell? Oh, please don't hurt me officer. It was just a little cheese stick on the sidewalk
I ain't nothing wrong easy pal. I'm not a cop. What's got you so jumpy. Oh
Them cops. Yeah. Yeah, sir. Protect all that. No
No, they're rounding us up wham
Patty wagon rolls in and then gone gone. How gone gone
My buddy got an ad for just being a shrew
Okay, we've put up with that for years, but uh word is he didn't end up in a slammer just
Vanished they know
Damn indeed. Well you watch your back
I'm getting out of here to the wetlands or anywhere really anywhere, but here
Look like a talk like a cop, but uh, wasn't really a cop
I don't get what that alt fire is
anyone home no yeah the the trail of roundups
what do we have here damn mice acting like a bunch of rats
The ground bar area?
Alright, nice.
Let's keep moving.
Ah, this looks like an area.
They're showing big on this one.
of
the
death of
They said they were recruiting big mice for that new party.
I
Actual
Is the old district this nuts?
heck
Back out of shoes is as ugly and crooked as the cops running it and you dance this fast
And I need to get a serious pronto. He's got to hear about this madness
Nice up there drinking
I
And by the damn train
I don't know. Wait a second. All right. The trail of roundups. A bunch of police out
here nice nice and we need a deli key for this that backpack is stuck totally by
accident.
What the hell?
Can't get it apparently unless...
Oh, shit!
Send the mollusks! Send the mollusks!
We did it. We did it. Delicious. We gotta keep going. And we got the key.
Bring some to Voron. I think Converse Cheese is only better because it's from Clary Road.
Don't go getting clever with fancy shmancy fresh cheese or the bowl of cum knocking
with their grannies you don't want that now for the dough go play one or an egg in a
spoonful of butter
Oh you could eat
It was a recipe
It was a damn recipe
Tell me a recipe where if you follow it IRL will actually make something good
One of those ones
Ah, the path forward.
Oh.
Nothing in here.
Oh, shotgun shells.
28 bullets in the shotgun now.
Good upgrades.
See, all fire on this gun kind of sucks.
Yeah, you're friendly.
He's just drinking.
Fight single use from those switch, shoot down or trigger it.
Ah, there it is.
We're looking for the police station without ending up in a bitch.
I think this is the right way.
Why is the police station gate- the lever's on the outside?
What the hell?
What was the lever on the outside?
Oh, cheese!
Don't do this.
I ate one. Why? You're gonna only have a max of nine cheese.
There goes the cheese saving build.
Yikes.
I had it all planned out
They feel like a super spy
You know if you were gonna have so many save so close to one another it probably better just to make it so
auto-saves you know I guess everybody join us let's see here let's all fight
together
okay that door is
0 of 35 what the hell
I
Yeah, definitely shouldn't work like that
How much is this three and six
Okay wait six let me see here and then wait that's a reset what the hell am I
trying to find out what the hell am I blind about where am I blind what do you
man what's the math here 8 am I right it's a 3 and a 6 lover well this is a
minus 2
Oh, yeah, I wasn't even looking at the right low
3028
So there were 30 35 god damn it minus two
This still isn't good. This still isn't good. 24. How do we get to 35 here? 32. 38.
Um. There it is. Easy. Easy.
remat finally paid off yes it did
there it is boys the double the double stoppage
she's dropped some good stuff
and done you're free thanks Matt this place is a real madhouse the
upstairs dirtier than the trashy behind the precinct good to know so I did just
bust you out right you're gonna make a run for it
Or use an idea. Help me.
Uh, well, you know.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, beauty.
Oh, now.
Drop some of your good stuff.
Buh-bye, buh-bye, buh-bye, buh-bye, buh-bye, buh-bye, buh-bye.
The Lepidias got their shit.
Well, well, time's changed.
Used to be a breeze, they say, now it's a breeze corporate office.
What the heck?
You strong glass!
Well, that's odd.
You've got the look of a cop, but not the precinct stink.
What are we having here, eh?
The damn whole town's full of dirty cats.
The whole damn town.
Ah, a map of Milesburg's sewer system.
Few manholes and tunnels are circled in red.
red crooked cops were hauling shrews into the sewers why no one could know oh well the shrews
and the cops. Oh shit new gun. Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho. Oh ho ho ho ho. Nothing's gonna
go down here it's too clean too clean too lean I do not like this keep my
I'll time to move
Yeah.
Ooh!
Well, it's Master B, hashtag, F.
Whee!
Oh, no.
Oh!
Oh, no!
Oh!
Oh, no.
No!
Oh, no.
Oh, no!
Oh!
Oh, no!
Oh, no.
Oh, no!
again and how doesn't feel being a dumbass you found one boys write a
documentary bro
please
the content day in the life
The rock band mode in Fortnite's not new.
I swear, it wasn't that like an old one, maybe it was bad.
I remember didn't they have one a while ago, it was kind of bad.
We didn't seem like much at first.
Wasn't even sure it was a case, but the job still didn't hand to me.
It felt like I stepped right on a buried mine.
The mess with the shrews?
Well, ruckus don't seem to cut it.
Poor bastards.
I was in too deep.
Way deeper than I signed up for.
Still didn't.
He shoved me into this mess. Now it's his time to pull me back out
Well that was awful in more ways than one gotta fill everyone in not just stillton
Talk to Stilton. What up, Bradda? Wait, isn't this Stilton?
That's not Stilton? What's up in the office?
What up, Stilton?
So, did you find anything of substance?
Not sure you want to hear this, Cornelius.
that bad huh worse the cops they were rounding up their shrews not on a
rest or two more like a district-wide hunt what yeah but these weren't your
run-of-the-mill trigger happy cheese chewing law buying cops something's
rotten in the police force stinks worse than blue cheese on a hot day you're
saying these police words dirty cook it as a broken nose they've even been
locking up their own behind bars.
Must be some internal squabble to keep the honest cops
from squeaking.
And the truth?
They locked them up, too?
Not that I could see.
These crooked cops must be holding them somewhere else.
I did find a sewer, Metho, so diving into the muck
is next on my list.
Oh, if what you're saying is true,
this is most concerning of those poor little brodons.
nearly as you got clues for days why is every mouse fat in this game it's not
every mouse bro okay and cheese is delicious okay can you blame them no
you can't
I think that was something else.
Another lease.
The old subway.
Not the sub joint.
It's a different one.
Head to the old, alright let's move.
I need my car here. Do I need my car for this?
The old subway. Let's see.
I never had from Moon to Cheese.
You know, my cheese- my cheese knowledge is very basic, alright?
Gimme mozzarella and pepper jack.
with lights and farmers on nice and I'm chilling worse than I can't
Some Parmajani, some Maserilli, and then you have Maghubah, he's a platformer, some Parmajani,
of
Take a boot key, that's what I need.
Wow, it missed, it did not hit that one thing, I needed it to hit.
What was I looking to do?
Yeah, upgrading this might be worth it.
Little hat?
These cheesebuggers in on a shrew racket, it's time to find someone higher up and squeeze until they...
Oh
Okay
Oh, well, train incoming.
Or not.
Whoa.
Was that a ammo on this one?
What the hell, they have weird flying mobs now.
Oh yeah, Slog?
Agreed.
Bio helped a lot, with the emotes.
Oh yeah, I'm actually dead here.
come on brother come on brother
of
the
death of
death
of
death
Oh, what are you even throwing at me?
Alive.
I mean a lot of damage
Oh my god.
Well, your friends are dead. Your friends are dead, finally. Your friends are no more.
They're all gone. You got no friends.
Uh-oh, a dark area?
No.
Okay, hold up, hold up, here we go.
Very nice. There's a ladder going down.
What exactly?
Well, that's what it did.
That mouse is no more.
More mobs.
Oh, there's nothing really good in here, huh?
Uh-oh.
What the hell was that?
Where are these?
The station worker?
Oh, you wanna loot around you and I'll talk to you.
Oh, you have?
Don't shoot, mister. I swear.
I ain't one of these no-good two-bit cheese leggers.
I just asked for tickets,
and they gave me a knuckle sandwich instead.
Relax. I'm a PI.
I don't rough up people for no good reason.
Cheese leggers, though?
plenty of reasons there yeah like walking around with no tickets and in
those filthy briny overalls sure wait briny um like they took a swim and
pickled juice or or saltwater must be a part of that shady business they're
running I say say where'd you dance partners run off to hard to tell in
too busy seeing stars since they left but if I had to guess I'd see they're
running their racket further down the canals a lot of movement for a section
that's supposed to be shut down oh and watch out for their foreman he's got a
nasty snap duly noted thanks say you wouldn't happen to have a ticket on
Don't push it, Mark, Bob.
Take it? Come on, brother.
Check on the cheese ledger, Foreman.
of
some damage be around here the game kind of plays a bit like a bloomer shooter but
like it's it's clean to it's that it's like a it's like good to me game as well
I wasn't shooting me
Oh
Those guys never showed up
of
the
Mix Gator
They're joking with this AT, right?
Come on, I love this game.
I'm the same as you.
Dude, what is this HP?
There you go.
I did it.
Now, hold this.
Here we go.
Come on
of
the way
and you will take off
That's going to be a good angle for this
I
Go
Did you pick these up?
I don't know if this stabs.
No, I feel just heartache.
Still, there are holes down within.
It's the blood of death.
Yes, it's death.
It's the blood of death.
I feel just heartache.
No ads that time.
What have you been doing, huh?
That's your lair?
All the elevator?
Shut the hell?
What was that?
Hey, control midair to spin the tail and glide right up drafts.
Oh, whoa.
Oh, and it uses stamina to do so.
I can fly now.
Oh
You're kidding
Oh, you can swim in this game
Yeah, the stamina manager, I'm gonna get a little used to.
Okay.
I
Hell they come out of that weird thing right there like bees
Well, I can fly now
Oh
Just randomly blow up
Random
I can't break that though.
All right, who's next?
Uh-oh. Oh, this is a downdraft.
Oh, I think you just gotta dodge these or something.
Do something?
of
Okay.
Got a bad situation.
Buh-duh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh.
Oh!
There it is!
Let me guess, I can't go through here.
Wait, I can.
What the fuck?
There's two different paths.
Unless this just goes around.
Nope.
Is that actually him running down there?
That's gotta be the big bad foreman.
Tell the scrawny poor boss.
More like a mini boss.
Mini boss?
What up, man?
I can tell this shit's gonna hit the fan here,
so I'm just gonna loot everything and then talk to ya.
Listen, Cuvillon, I don't know what made you change your mind.
Wait. Wait. You're not one of them coppers of the crooked kind.
I'm one of those guys who brings large shrews back home.
And whatever this operation is, it's a stinky, sticky roadblock in my way.
So this ends one of two ways. You're in cuffs, or you're on the ground.
Either way, you're spilling your guts.
Wait, wait, wait! We're just transport!
I'd help! Oh, outsource!
That's what the boss told me to say, yes!
May ain't our job to ask questions, we just deliver!
It's them cops pulling the strings!
Real rats, I tell ya!
Rats?
Well, not rats, like rats-rats. No!
The coppers! Crooked boo-doos!
They made us do it! Swear on my Mar-Maw's cottage curds!
With all that brine on you, I'm guessing you're ferrying the shrews up the shore
Somewhere in Wallop Bay ain't got an exact spot the cops take the cargo over by the sewer out
Their shrews not cargo
We weak my bad, sir. Wallop Bay is huge. It's like looking for a shrew and a haystack
I need to head back to the office. We think everything I've learned
Preferably over a glass of spicy hot fondue.
Baa na ba waa waa.
Is it gonna be that easy to leave?
Nope.
Okay, we're going to have snipers by the scariest.
I
Have so much experience
That sewer was clean to clean our car got here need nervous
This kind of sound like cowboy bebop.
Alright, another place done, but the mystery still remains.
Stop at PI office.
I didn't get that many blueprints this time.
No way.
Damage clip size.
I need more anyways for the boomstick upgrade.
I'll just upgrade this.
Talk to Stilton, pin the old subway clues.
Where the hell is Stilton?
Jack! Over here is a sport! Jack! Over here is a sport!
How's life treating you, corny?
Oh, you know, speeches, rallies...
It's tiring work, but important and an under lesson.
Well, I'm more interested in your thoughts on the case.
Did you learn anything about those poor missing shrews?
I did for a change. They were taken down into the sewers, ferried away by a bunch of cheese-leggers.
That's horrid!
So, did you find them? Return safely to their homes, I take it.
Truth be told, I'm hidden the wall here. Gotta think this through, double-check my findings.
Maybe poke around other cases until something clicks.
Eyes, see? See?
Well, I'm sure you'll have a bounce back in no time.
Let me know if you have a stroke of its genius sport.
If I have a stroke Cornelius, I'm calling the doctor, not you.
Yeah.
Um...
Yeah, see you around Jack.
Can the old subway clues...
Anyone know how long this game is?
Just a half of a shoe-sized hat?
Makes me wonder.
Tied to the shrew roundups?
Well, well, well.
The cheese ledgers have briny britches?
Well, we found it.
It was a day like any other until her, the woman, that woman, she walked into my office
like she owned the place.
Then I have to say a word.
I saw her voice the moment she walked through the door, wrapped in makeup and a cloud of
perfume reserved for the sneeziest tinsel brother's body.
No, not her voice, not a Contralto, the Contralto, thick, rough, like Gorgonzola
Picante slapped on her mozzarella clatter.
Monsieur Jacques?
Come on!
Bonjour, Monsieur Jacques.
No, that's down the hall.
Bonjour. Tastes like hello, only en français.
Lady, I am too tired, too hungry, and way too sober for this.
Why don't we cut to the chase?
Oh, you're no fun, Mr. Pepper.
Tisk.
I have a job for you.
I don't need any more headaches right now, so if you don't mind...
Nonsense. You're drowning in debt, picking up small fries and petty cases.
What you need is a big one.
And this, Mr. Pepper, is the big one.
Well, go on then. What's the deal?
It's about my friend.
She's
Dad
They killed her what's murdered her they
Well, sounds like you already know who they are. So where do I fit in please mr. Pepper? It's a figure of speech
My friend Betty Lynch
She was an actress
beautiful
talented vibrant a
Radiant star destined to bask in the limelight
until some vile hand snuffed out that shining star just like that the curtains
closed on her forever mr. Pepper that's all very theatrical force of habit I
guess I did a few movies myself back in the day but that doesn't matter to me
anymore Betty does she was a close friend and they the whole poisonous
industry killed her quite an accusation lady talk on the street is this was an
accident I told you it was big the biggest so please take the case mr. Pepper
start snooping around the film studios on Tenzel Avenue you'll find answers there
I'm sure of it and so I pay good for the right Intel all right I'll take the
case but I don't come cheap misses or is it miss miss McCarthy Vivian McCarthy thank
you mr. Pepper I'll be waiting mr. Peppers that's a tinsel avenue
I don't mind continuing, I don't mind, I don't mind.
I could beat this.
Today, Thursday, Friday, I'm not sure if I'm being fragmented tomorrow.
I mean, I just don't know how much longer I have.
It's seven hours if you only do the main story.
Yeah.
I
Was we're gonna jump over to CS into like Geo guess or something I
Think I think we're doing that. I don't know when this I don't know when this disease ends guys
I don't know what it ends. Hopefully soon. Hopefully. I just hate this game so much that I just stopped lying
There's there's gotta be
There's got to be a point where I just give up on this game and I need it needs to happen I
Need to just give up
Why didn't we win I won the last match I
I guess not.
I don't know, maybe this game is going to be so bad that I'm going to just leave.
be.
Have a loose Vietnam new trailer official gameplay trailer.
Oh, really?
Peggy 16
Oh my hold up
and
Vietnam official gameplay trailer?
Yeah, I was pretty sick, man.
That's kinda sick, bro.
I mean, hell, that loose is great.
I know it's a different team-making Vietnam though, so will they pull it off in the same way?
I don't know.
That was a cool trailer.
Reminds me of Battlefield Vietnam.
Well, that's kind of like the only other game.
oof
that that about
like
I
ah
yeah
I
sigh
I
Pumps, what's up, what am I buddy?
He's side.
Let's get it.
One long, all right.
There's one up there, Cat actually.
I'm going.
But I'm a smoke.
High chance of getting one's out here.
Oh, one's danked. One trying to cross mid.
I'm not using a timer.
Yeah map coverage only helps so much.
It only helps so much.
are
got these
cut
I'm fucking worried
blue dick
I can't believe I left that guy, okay.
I had a feeling, I was gonna push the B tunnel to see if one pushed through.
Wow dude.
Should full save.
Agreed.
I will not.
I want to knock, I want to knock it.
I just got the greatest one, one lower.
Yeah, that really was probably one of the greatest.
Like quad headshot, dig, round clutch.
You can ask for more.
I'll try.
I'm in. I'm in.
Close view model.
Ah, will you want me, want me, bro?
Want me, want me, bro? Let's go.
Use the better offer.
Will it hit today? Let me see.
Let's see.
Is it the delivery?
I don't know.
Let's find out.
You need a Glock skin?
Well, I'll be lower.
All righty.
Push.
Okay, lower clear.
What's going on?
I'll be mid-air.
Okay.
I'll be mid-air.
Okay.
I'll be mid-air.
Okay.
I'll be mid-air.
Okay.
I'll be mid-air.
Okay.
One's already here.
Oh my god dude, what even is this round bro?
Who rushes up mid on buy round like that so successfully?
That was such a random push.
right right right buddy right let's just work packs they're very aggressive
I
Smoked Xbox they like to give up me
This guy's gonna need up and just cool if it's gonna hurt
Watch the cat push
One's in the doors as well.
How's the aggressive squad push?
Ramp maybe?
Waze round.
I got Cat. I swear I just saw him.
I'm super alive.
Come on, man.
Come on, brother.
just keep waiting for them to push they're gonna end up going defensive soon they're probably
gonna do like a push here
That's f***ing good!
One-offing mid-care, hush cat push.
Guaranteed cat push right here as I come down and die.
Honestly, I hate you for smoking. I really do bro
If you didn't smoke that mid, I would have had a good angle and they would have piqued me
You can't really rush anywhere their bees rough long hurts
I don't know I'm just gonna say for an op again
I like cats that are weak to spark.
Flower.
Nice.
You just work cat as many times as we can.
There's smoke there.
Sight smoked.
If you have any flash, we can push.
Maybe yellow can work you this way.
I'm behind us already
Dude, why the fuck you know what it is. I think
What it is I push down on my scroll wheel
Yeah, that's why that's what did it
One one
This is like my lowest win rate not bro, I'm so
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Yeah, I'm not gonna pick it long
I'm gonna get shit on
What's the cap
What nice
I
Did you get long covered or no?
I'm holding but depends your angle your own car
Okay, okay, when now and then we need to hold like we've never held before.
There it is.
We literally both hit him.
That's bomb lost.
And they're close to doors.
Wow, what a shit situation he just put us in.
situation he just put us on
Skycat
I
Just feel like it's fucking deathmatch
But a bang, but a boom
The eighties
I
Nice
Okay
Nice what a what a shimmy braw what a shimmy dude
What an insane shimmy
Yeah, stop moving and shit, they don't know where you are
Oh
He's crashed on site. Oh he crouched a nice goose
And I got the most insane shot here
Wow
City elevator. 10 seconds.
It's a bomb and a cat. Yeah, you're just walking.
Nice. You'll get the app in the app.
Oh yeah, actually, we're getting this.
Can you give me that off?
No.
now
double shot, double tap, double shot
right
I'm mid tagged, are you a barrel?
I
Come on, come on, come on
No, I'm a part-time CSer version full-time CSers, okay spawns
The stay right here is where we have that.
Off of mid so far.
me
smart beat
who is your last?
I have one experience
another one there
ah! CT?
dude
Noooo.
Damn man, noooo.
It's not good.
That is very very very very very bad.
Uh-oh.
This might be a big old loss.
God, I hope I hit him.
Oh.
Yeah, Cat already up.
2k100, something.
CT.
I literally just picked up the gun and had to scratch my fucking nose.
Now this guy's already in CT.
Just give me a fucking brain aneurysm.
Roger.
Alright, they come back. Here we go.
Roger.
Yeah, those are there just playing as much.
Move!
We're in sensory.
He didn't even shoot.
Leave that spot!
No!
One's under there.
On the right side.
Lower.
Knock mid.
Hold Long.
Hot mid.
I
There are so many on the ramp
Get up kills
All right, let me sit here
Dude wow you still have money dude
I should have done a should have done a closed orfy
scouting guns
shit
there goes the momentum
i'm like two guys climbing
oh, you can't, you can't
you can't, you can't
come on
i ticked him twice
two ticks
botane, botane
I don't know
You just saw him
One cat side one site cat inside
Nice
I know it is.
Good boy.
No way.
That guy read that.
what?
You're telling me he read that
and didn't even peek. Okay,
Okay, I'm blind.
Still blind.
There you go.
What are you gonna do?
I have no vision.
Yeah, that's all dude. Good hold.
They executed that, full-ish mode.
Yeah, the smoke that they were on site, I just hit on.
Oh buddy you're alive!
He's dead.
Smoke mid, have vision. Watch your cat rush.
Lower, be top mid.
Yeah, I'm out of here.
Come on.
Yeah, it's slung.
One Xbox.
It's slung there.
I was a very, very clean shot.
I'm not even going to pick him at this round, I'm not going to give him the satisfaction
I'm just going to hide.
He's ready for it.
Okay, he's ready here the way he's playing he's anticipating it
Watch the camera one
I
Play together
Oh my god, I wonder if I tagged him through the wall.
I got the assist.
It wasn't an OPTAG, it was the P250.
No catplush mid again.
Come on, do a lot of job job.
One pushing.
Do you have mid one maybe?
Pass.
No!
Okay.
What a joke man!
How does this guy look in there while getting shot from long?
What?
It did, but you don't really feel it done.
defensive defensive manoeuvres oh my
I
When you drop
I didn't take a deal I push
So you just keep going along
Good old ten ten matches
I have no vision, man.
Watch your cat.
Smoke long.
Pretty on site.
Not on so good.
Second thing.
No! On site, you may have fallen.
How is this a 1v3 and they're still pushing long?
That could have been so bad.
There's an off on ramp.
Seeky ramp.
Right there where you're looking.
I
Watch a beat push here, maybe be right my D7 slimy they're gonna smoke in the whole site
I
Careful no vision man
That's a bomb
They made a gun bomb.
It was stuck
Okay, okay, okay, we got the 12 we got the 12 all right let's close the book and the book land the plane, please land the plane
Come on, come on.
Hey, I accidentally fake Molly fucking B, so I was able to just go and die.
I did not expect that.
Landing the damn plane.
I'm supposed to walk up to the landing.
Trolling fire.
I don't think so.
Smoke.
Over, over, over.
Thanks, Vox.
Oh, my god.
I
Want to go lower defensive
One suicide
What even is this?
How does this guy have this odd angle?
Watch your cat no vision
Cat
right no scope through the smoke okay no scope through the smoke through the wall
Oh, well.
Okay.
That was an insane shot.
Oh, dear.
It's a swim.
Nobody.
of
the
death of
three
Definitely three cat they're just like covering
I'm gonna just
Still cats okay, yeah, they might meant to be here
of
the
of
the
of
Oh
Angle of that shot oh my god
Yeah
Oh, I see him.
He's in the area.
Showing fire.
Fire though.
He's in the area.
He may be fighting.
Yep.
Come in.
I'm gonna watch my watch.
I'm going under.
Come in.
Stay here, yellow.
Yeah Xbox right now, Tom in.
Yes. It's close, it's close corner.
Yeah, they're trying to work between.
Already out yellow care.
One in the smoke CT.
I should be
ah dude
nice good shoot
I was cleaning with that nice cleaning just got to win this and then wait for him to play
cg usually I want to watch the trailer for wow prop hunt is it an official game mode
They're doing?
I will most likely play it if it's like a matchmaker
because there's so many items you could prop on in the game.
I wonder how they're going to do it.
No vision, man.
OK, Kat.
One drop, Kat.
Maybe three.
Her name is Husky!
What the heck was that?
of
death
of
death
of
I'm going to smoke an Xbox then pop a few.
I'm on long push.
Lower.
Hopping mid, hopping mid, right side.
That's it, that's it.
Oh my god.
Long is gonna push.
Right.
Shoulda jumped.
He was right side.
Two torches B.
I'm sorry, boys.
I'm...
...baffled.
Yeah, off me, I can take it, won't you?
Somebody, you have something to say?
Workpacks, shell, shell, shell, vapor pushed.
Oof.
Watch that, man. Nice, nice shot.
Why are you doing?
Cat pushed.
Oh my fucking god, mother.
Oh my God dude.
Oh, one's cat.
I like this one, not like this.
Sweet come cat.
I
Nice
Dude if you didn't spray you could have literally killed all three lost to a
What's cat?
What ever.
Nice.
Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
Cat, cat, cat, cat.
Cat.
How are the, what did I say, guys?
How nice.
Cat, cat, cat, cat.
Okay, well, we got the 15.
Alright, we gotta bring this on, people.
yes gotta bring this home yes yes yes
they kind of sold it off and i'm not gonna want
you want to trade i'm gonna take down for me please
i'm gonna keep playing so bad
all right i'm fucking next
Watch the cat. Watch cat push. Watch cat push.
How are you doing that?
Still there.
There's two.
That guy is really good at doing like the weirdest op shots.
No scope we flashed through a wall and now once again flashed option
All that for a tie ouch
Ouch
of
why are you hiding your minimap it's not like you're big CS go streamer buddy are you drunk even though it.
Oh
Against the five stack, okay, actually dude, I'm done. This is the stupidest shit I've ever seen
Holy shit and two of the people on my team I just played with
I don't know if I can physically handle it.
Don't know if I can handle that.
I can't handle it man, I can't.
I like all mother come back
I like all mother
It's just for fun
mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm
Remove any dotes in your head
and call them
Whatever
Can we do it again?
I
Sorry about last game bro. I hate that I am so like that map. I hate that map
It's like my head washed and I'm washed
It's gonna be good. I insist on good. I didn't wash the pencils
I'm in I'm in
I
Know boss. No, I just went fucking equal inside me. I love you. What'd I do? That's how you do it, boys. I
Wasn't expecting that I wasn't ready. He wasn't ready
The guy's shooting me was ready
They had like two three ops
I don't know, everything I was doing I was getting ready
Like everything I did, like holding a smoke
Dude, sometimes you're getting clapped, dude
Yeah
Grenade out
That was my mother
No, that'll work
Smoke
I'm dead again
I'm just going to shoot the boss
I don't know what they bought, so that's why I went out of the middle of the game.
Interesting double bid rush.
I'm not the one I met, Karen.
Right now, I know.
That's what you know.
The map's coming up.
Stay in the corner.
Hit.
Right there.
In sight.
I think he's like pumping her here.
I'm surprised he was right there with his gun.
Yeah, you can ask you for a favorite.
Yeah, you want you to aim right at the head and jump through center of her face.
Thanks, cute move.
Is that a banana scope?
Yeah, oh, oh, wow.
Oh, you had to have a face.
Yeah, it was a little face.
That's right.
The thing is, like, it's a light.
I don't think it's one.
Did it, eh?
No, I need to do it.
Oh, careful.
Ow.
I cannot fight be a new one. I'm gonna go back be I'm gonna give horses. I'm not
One boiler.
Doing routine.
Throwing fire.
Got him.
One boiler.
I swear there was one more at care.
One's been mid.
He's very low.
Mid to absolute sounds like...
Throwing fire.
Retrieve the gun dude, baby
All your bars up old
All you with a K no ammo right now going good
Going to church a cake probably loaded by now
I
Tell back the animal
All right
I think it's both
No, don't push through it's milk if you want to hold
I don't know what to add more, but I wish.
Yellow, do you know the bananas one?
I don't know.
All right.
Center of her face, jump throw.
I'm worth.
I could buy you hot blue.
He got it, right?
Blue cell, blue cell.
Center face, center face.
All right.
I might die here
Aggressive
I really wanted to kill that game then could be a better though
I'm outside Barler
I
Was bad on my end I really wanted to do a
Yeah
Yeah, we could just like need sec be I'm double on buying
What do they do now?
Did they push in or what?
This place is low, I'm pretty quick.
What do they do?
I'm pushing in.
What's he doing?
I have 50 abs.
No!
I just won.
I
May see me like this
Can I say bear a day
Shite.
That might be good on both of you.
I don't know if you can invoke it.
Whatever. There's no way to clutch.
Alright, we win. Now we win.
you stop playing mouse pie for this shit okay buddy you all time you loaded up
the stream all right you booted your computer open the tab type in my channel
and then type say that dumb shit
I think you're great at not pushing.
You gotta say.
I'll set up.
I already have made one.
Lots of submit.
And that's nice.
One's up, one's up.
Are you cooking a trap?
I got bomb, I got bomb.
I thought it was BS, huh?
Or not.
I'm in it.
You pushed all the way through, Green?
I'm in.
I was in front of it!
I'm actually in front of it.
You're in the grenade!
I better be than you.
you
Flash in midair
Watcha be rush?
Watch out, they're using smoke room
Massive be rush, Inc.
We can help this moment
I'm good. I didn't pick up your song
one
yellow care as you come
you got lane and apartment
three
steps
one's right here
that's a nice peak right there
CT, push to CT, and then banana, let's get banana for health.
He goes into the smoke, you want a bet?
He's gonna make a stupid play.
I'll take this.
I need smoke now.
Top of the corner.
Top, went to dark.
Swinging.
I think it's pretty good to be honest okay bro
Oh, okay, I did.
All right, definitely be this round.
Let's roll.
Or sure be around.
Throwing fire.
Oh, no.
I'm on fire.
I need one more
I think we're in the map
I'm boosted
Yeah
This one? Arch?
One's on one's low up there
Two bros man
Still come up?
No.
He's on top. He's on boost. Double boost. Double boost.
I flash you. I flash you. I flash you.
One truck. One truck purple.
Dude, his angle is so bad.
They're trying to commit.
They're here.
Me
Okay, okay
I'm not sure.
Okay.
Get out of here.
Blue, can you buy him?
Never mind.
Negative.
Wow.
I almost said they tried to go fast.
One's already up mid, care.
care
I'm it's okay. There's one forward and one on like logs
Really? Really?
All behind you?
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Are you gonna kill A?
Why is he looking behind?
I'm so good at nading, I feel like I'm going to get killed on the second nade, I'm done
I'm not doing the second aid anymore
Well, one more barrel and one butt of me
They're too heavy for that
One mid
Oh, thank you bro
Why don't you shoot mid? I'm B
They're definitely going B though
First pool default. That's all there. First pool default.
First dead. Let's get dark red.
Nice.
Usually they're shimmy peaking or they're um yeah I don't know.
for
I really get a smoking med
Oh
It might be one day he smoked. I think this might be odd
The truth oh man, I am gonna flash
Oh
Tom could do
They're everywhere
I feel using there
I
Pull out be rush smoke the Molly
Well, I'll pull out well out
Oh god beemer
Sorry, but I'll be like tomorrow bro. I'm Sunday as well as happening. I think a lot rush be smoke the Molly
okay hold double you hold back there I'm holding up you what about you
there's no bro what are you doing that was weird purpose of what I do
fuck no
bro go go
get them one poppin
someone's on the way
nice
one church
Oh, I need this USB this one I need same thing same thing
I knew they donated, couldn't get away.
Mac 10s and all.
Me, right?
Yeah.
They're all banana. They're all banana pushing.
They're both banana. Let's raise a glow.
Barrel. Barrel. Barrel.
Barrel. Barrel. Barrel. Barrel.
Spiral
One more time
Alrighty
a lot of rush people are a speed
I don't fuck
look at that oh my god
inside inside
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I
Was going on right now rush me rush me rush me
What are you gonna rush mid?
No, rush me, rush me, rush me.
Rush me again.
Stop pushing mid.
Jesus Christ.
I'm looking at him shooting, I see two people down.
Do we rush B again?
Yeah, we should, honestly we should.
That was disrespect, we shouldn't rush it back.
Man, since the pain is to spray him down.
I was throwing flashes so I didn't think he'd swing up every turn.
Just get ready, I'll smoke Bali and then I'll get ready to play.
I'm just gonna flash and sit.
Inside.
You guys can go ahead.
four so many mollies
all three
no fucking way
I
Love you, hold on you
I'm coming in bed
To me to me
I don't know what to do
arch kit mid
that's it
come on bro
all good all good
gotta take a piss real quick
how do we eco here? look we got it
I'm...
I'm gonna give it a 1.
Yeah, I don't know. Our money's not over the place.
Okay.
Workpix.
Dear, you can have this because you're playing with an upset.
Yo, please witness. If this 12-12's, I- dude, this game fucking sucks, man.
I'm all set.
I'm all set there's no way though we're gonna we're gonna win this yellow you have an AK
yes
Wish I had a molly
You know the molly green what's up in there i'll look at the molly
I just defilled it
two
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
three
I think it was naked.
And they opened two things.
Two things.
Undercourt should lead.
That's too bad, I think.
Oh, Pete.
Another dismount crunches.
Pete, dude.
Pete, Pete, Pete, Pete.
insane cover
It was to towards it I
Think that's the only be dude
Let's work it back be
Yeah, what's on it right now once me
Hey
They're trying to rotate back will be you have free plan at least he'll be there right after you plant
He's close I guess oh god
You have the health you're low
Okay, don't I'm running
I should have made that shot on the rota.
It didn't get cut up, but it got in the middle of the mood.
I wasn't ready.
Ugh.
Doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot.
I
Wasp on top I'm with you wash look up
We're in sight we're in sight
I got owned he made both of his shots at the other
319 chat there it is I'm gonna end here boys I will be on tomorrow next stream Friday thank
Thank you guys for chilling.
You guys enjoy the rest of your night.
We're gonna be checking out a little bit of prog moda and some other things.
GG's all around.
I know Geo guess her lol.
Till next time.
Peace out chat.
Thank you for chilling.
Goodbye guys.
GG's all around.
Stay beautiful.
Tomorrow I will be here.
We will do it up.
Till next time.
Choo chae.
Goodbye guys.
Enjoy your night.
Peace out people.
GG.
In my mind, in my head, this is where we all come from. The dreams we have, the love we share, this is what we're waiting for.
In my mind, in my head
This is where we all came from
The dreams we had, the love we shared
This is what we're waiting for
In our mind, in our head
This is where we are
In our mind, in our head
This is where we are going.
In my heart, in my head.
This is where we are going.
The dreams we have, and all we share.
This is where we're going.
In my heart, in my head.
This is where we are going.
In my mind, in my head
This is where we are
In my mind, in my head
This is where we are came from
The dreams we have, the love we share
This is what we're waiting for
In my mind, in my head
This is where we all came from
The dreams we had, the love we shared
This is what we're waiting for
In our heart, in our heart
This is where we are going
In our heart, in our heart
This is where we are going
This is where we are, this is where we are
In my heart, in my face, the digital way
We are the way, in my heart, in my face
It's where we are now
In my heart, in my heart
It's where we are now
In my heart, in my heart
It's where we are now
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