you
You
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my god people
Oh, seven. Let's catch me. I'll get off. I'll show you guys doing what up. What up?
Hello. Hello. How is life people? What up? Yes, indeed. My bad people. Sometimes things
happen so I have to call the stream but all good today is WrestleMania and Jerry is gonna make a
surprise appearance I don't think so I don't really follow wrestling is is WrestleMania actually
starting today dark messiah rtx mod is out kind of oh really
volume way too low how about now better
yes better
I am not making the volume lower all right it's the damn mixer I gotta change it the
equipment is breaking down some pragmatic true I could I could I could I don't know I'm
I might just play like a random shit today to be honest.
Random stuff today.
Around the world.
This comes out on Monday.
What is this here?
Bailena.
In this game, the screenshots look sick, but then...
but then like it was such a weird trailer wasn't that this game like the
screenshots like this looks cool dude I mean this is this is just cool I don't
I don't know.
Sir man.
Yeah, I mean, it looks all right.
Looks sick.
Am I not remembering this correctly?
That looks like.
Yeah, I don't know, I don't know, maybe, maybe, bro, maybe, sure.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Maybe. Maybe, bro. Maybe, sure. I don't know, dude. Nice.
Script of more scriptoria, master of manuscripts. Yeah, I'm gonna play just random shit today,
some random sheet making share the most beautiful and bizarre medieval art
imaginable budget POE one what is this even an RPG I mean yes the camera angle
who's making those far far games what have they made before first game
game published by who? Oh, the publisher of Dreadmore. Dude, this game was actually really
good. But then I had to stop playing it because it was NDA'd. The water looks fucking crazy
in this game. I actually did this game is going to be big. Easy clap overwhelming positive.
I was like, yo, I know everybody's going to say it's like dredge.
Yes.
But who fucking cares, man?
Dredge was good, but then let other people fucking copy, bro.
Who cares?
Their take is good.
Their their take.
It's not just like copying.
Like it's actually, you can tell.
Not this game looks so damn good.
I would treat I would play this right now actually I would
But yeah, they this shit was NDA
Uh, check this cool game out. I don't know why I even brought this game. Oh wait, because it's the same publisher
Same publisher
Interesting
Okay, this is uh, this might be a newish publisher
Random mass game and then all their games are upcoming releases. Interesting. Interesting.
Their first game, Trogolobites games.
I guess Dreadmore might be their most cooked game coming out that might like kickstart the
Publisher load
Yeah, this looks cozy, man.
Yeah. Sure, bro. Sure. Sure, dude, a greenhouse on on a roof.
I was fucking cozy, bro. Are you kidding me? Man, you just walk in there, grab a tomato,
some fucking salt on it easy clap easy clap check this cool game out what is this I know
tiny glade I know I'm aware of it tiny glade is very good I think it is very good I actually
I want to go back and play this I do this game super fucking cozy
But you got to be like artsy farts a little bit it's kind of it's kind of like you know
Syntopia what do we have here? I think I've seen this I
Do
16 hours on record.
I play them right, or they're right, play them.
Dale and Dawson too soon.
Same devs.
Yeah, one game has a demo.
Yo, Pragmata, crazy dude, overwhelmingly positive.
Check, tell me how it is, beat the game.
Tell me if I should play it.
I
Could do a playthrough I could I could
I'm three hours in it's good
Gonna continue mouse PI you know mouse PI was I could continue mouse PI did I could?
Goddamn, bro. I see why you guys say I don't beat games. I actually think we finally see it.
World of tanks, heat, beta. Yeah, I think so. Hold on. Yeah, you know, I kinda maybe.
Yo, did I play this shit, dude?
I would play this right now.
Did I play this?
Well, those are the beta runs.
Is this instant access? Come on, bro. I would try it. I would try it. I would try it, bro.
007 first light title sequence, bro. We are currently in the marketing segment of 007.
seven. They have started.
Yeah, they have started the official.
Yeah, we're launching in a month cycle.
It's going to be good. There's no way.
I honestly this game.
Dude, I trust the hitman devs. Okay, the hitman devs.
The hitman is such a good game.
It's so good.
The latest one was so good.
The only thing is now, I don't know, maybe this one's a maybe.
I wouldn't say it's like a holy shit.
There's a solid amount of that like, you know, 007.
This game, I don't know. I don't know.
I like James Bond. I'm not like crazy about James Bond
It's a very stylized game because it's 007, you know, and there's like fucking seven games
It looked like it was decently deep it looked like there was a combat system they made and stuff as well, you know, it actually looks like
like, uh, chat. Remember that trailer? I was, I'm, I'm, I don't know about this game.
I'm not fully on board, but their gameplay breakdown trailer looked like they were trying
to actually pop off with it.
Am I talking wrong, Ron? Do you guys remember the trailer where they broke down the game?
The combat looked like it was kind of Batman-y.
like you can play the game melee it's not just like fucking pistol stealth mode or
some shit looks so generic yeah I mean it's 007 you know there's get there's a
peak of gold of of the fucking storytelling it's an action movie game it
It comes with the territory, bro.
Could be fun.
Yeah, like if it could be fun
just because it's a fucking movie game.
It's the most generic action movie.
There's gonna be explosions and fucking car chases.
You go in expecting things.
I hope it's not the Indiana Jones games.
Indiana Jones is actually interesting Indiana Jones seems like they pulled it off very well, but it was almost like.
007 has a changing actors you think Indiana Jones you think of fucking Indiana Jones you think of the actor.
you
I
Uncharted is crazy ballish. Oh, yeah, that's cuz it's fucking Naughty Dog. I
I mean dude, go play Hitman. Go play my devs last game. It's like super good.
It looks good, it plays well, it was well received.
It's not as crispy as Naughty Dog, but they still make good fucking games.
Just lack of story.
Yeah, I mean, sure, bro. Switch to, man, bro. Nice.
Yeah, honestly, this game, um, the, they did that presentation or whatever.
I'm not going to find it. 007 first light gameplay. Let me just watch that one thing where it's like, yeah, it looks like they're,
they're making the combat deeper than Hitman's combat ever was.
Maybe it was this, there was like a segment
where it looked like some of it seemed super scripted
and fucking action, like I'm gonna put red barrels here
so there's a massive explosion for the cinematic effect.
You know?
I think it's somewhere right here.
Maybe I missed it.
Is it at the end?
It could be here actually.
It could be here.
We're talking combat here.
I'm curious how the combat in,
I don't know,
We're dying combat here. I'm curious how the combat in
What the fuck is that game called holy shit, what was that one game control
Actually, no, that's a weird comparison. I guess like Max Payne would be a good comparison to the combat. It's gonna be more cooked than Sam's
All right, if we're talking made like combat like fists, okay Sam's
Yes
The laser fires a direct beam of energy that can be used offensively against targets, or tactically on environmental weak points.
Opening up strategic options to avoid combat or spring traps.
The smoke device confuses and disorients foes, letting you pass through undetected, offering a chance for concealed stealth takedowns.
The world of 007 First Lights will see Bond face different opponents.
Summerfume cannot be bluffed or chimed into compliance.
Using a dart phone to incapacitate them will give you an opportunity to talk your way out
with a charismatic flourish.
sometimes yeah it's hitman but he just has hair now a fight is unavoidable
this was literally a hitman game in development and then they were like oh
fuck do you want to do 007 and they're like wait a minute
they went to the fucking hair dev they had to finally hire a hair dev
and they're like bro we can do this and then boom
Excuse me, who are you looking for?
Relax, I'm using these security cameras.
Having been discovered, Bond will need to rely on more than wits and charm to contain the situation.
In melee combat against multiple assailants, you'll need to think fast.
I don't know what I'm talking about, but I'm not going to play like a melee game, I'm
not going to play like a melee game.
This is going to be more comfortable than Samson.
Like compared to Hitman, it looks like a deeper combat system.
Sometimes James will need more than his fists to get out alive.
When enemies show clear intents to shoot and kill Bond, you will be granted a license to
kill.
Trained by the Royal Navy, Bond is an expert marksman.
His Q-pistol firearm is a great conversation starter.
Enemies can provide additional firearms.
just have to borrow them for a moment. With quick thinking, you can turn the tables on your enemies
by making the very strongest. Yeah, guaranteed you're going to go through a vent.
If there's red barrels, oh, we got vents. Gadgets used to scale the number of enemies should
also be in combat. To disrupt enemy attacks, you'll have to fight further offensive options.
allow you to fight fire with fire or distract to make your escape adversaries come equipped
with different levels of armor requiring either greater ballistic might or tactical
improvisation honestly you see it when the
Asher picks up this mode will help you
focus on your most difficult targets
but you can say it is a hitman reskin
but like maybe that's why they fucking
chose those dead to make a double seven
game fast coming it kind of makes sense
prevail in the world if you had to
theme hitman more fucking
specifically it's make sense
sure you could even it's a naughty dog to be like this is just a top-of-five
replace it with naughty dog in that fucking timeline I'd still be
Streaming and some dumbass would say that in that chat room
Did she suggest they should have gave a given it to respawn beds respawn beds got Star Wars, bro
Isn't there another one in development?
Wait, did we have wait was the Jedi was Jedi fall in order is there one more?
Right?
Is there's...
That isn't respawning, you know?
There's only two?
Yeah!
Damn, bro.
I don't know.
Play Hitman, add solution.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, if you go and play the latest Hitman 2,
some of the maps are really nice.
Like, the map designer does a really good job
on some of the levels. So like these tabs, these tabs, no, what the fuck they're doing
about these tabs like... There's potential.
Hitman, a 1-2-3 playthrough. It's always been IOL, right?
Demo is out for this cozy fishing game North Hunt, what is this? This looks like some shit.
this looks like some town of Salem shit start control today do we have a
release day for that game yet
You know what bro, this is great to look at, but when you have an obscure ass game that
has two viewers and then you need the people playing it to not look at your fucking screen
because the whole point of the game is for people not to know who the fuck you are.
And then it's filled with a lobby of people who know who the fuck you are.
It's like, it doesn't make sense.
That's the problem with these games.
If I were to play this or if it was voted on some Sunday, I would have to
lend people would have to get it because no one fucking plays it.
So just be a view play with the viewers when the whole point is you're
not supposed to know who I am.
Not for shrievers. Yeah, I mean sure this doesn't look bad, baby kind of Salem's always kind of fun
This looks kind of like a mungus kind of Salem vibe
Sure buddy
Tomodachi life. Oh Tomodachi life is on Nintendo. I thought that was on PC. Oh
It is is it out
Are you playing control before the new one I am I'm waiting for I said the month of or when they have a release date.
I will then play control because I'm already I'm sold on the game. Everything they've shown looks really good. Like I'm sold.
So I do want to go back and play it.
Controls like a two stream game, right?
Or is it a one stream game?
I played control, but I never like played it, played it.
10 hour game?
Mmm.
Can you bus simulator, bus bound?
Bro, I swear to God, man.
I think I played this dude.
I remember being in the driver's seat and it would be raining.
I played this.
April 30th, Saber Interactive?
I swear to God I played this, like the demo or some shit.
This is Saber Interactive too, actually, so this actually might be a really good
bus game.
I think I enjoyed it.
It's a fucking bus game, you know?
So, yeah, it's Saber Interactive,
and these motherfuckers make some
of the really good card games.
So yeah, there's a lot of bus games,
but this one actually might be really, really good.
Indiana Jones Playthrough New Trailer is awesome.
What is this a new trailer?
Is that why you linked it?
Is this a new trailer?
This is new game.
Publisher glaze.
You know, when people fucking pump out good shit, I mean, I don't know what to tell you, bro.
I go to their vending machine and I revisit because they're fucking good.
They're good vending machine.
It's a good business.
I go because they're fucking, they know how to make donuts.
Like, what, no shit.
Yes
Have you played the new car mechanics sim 26
What is this a counter am I backed?
Player unknowns battlegrounds for beta testing. Yeah, what the fuck man?
10 years ago, holy shit
That's weird. Whoa. That's actually weird. Whoa. 10 years ago it just expired. Whoa. The beta for pubg.
G.
Whoa.
That's weird, man. That's weird. I should have never clicked that. I should have left it up there.
I did it too fast.
I
Said didn't I fucking play this shit for some Sunday the demo
I think I liked it too when I played it.
a lot of multiplayer
you don't even remember it buddy it's a bus simulator buddy relax
wrong trailer dude it's literally their first trailer dude
I don't know if I want to watch anymore, that's fine, I understand.
Is it this one?
It really needs me to watch the bus game trailer.
No, okay, whatever, I don't care.
It's coming out always, that comes out right.
Check Corsair Cove.
Sure, man, sure.
Um...
Anything kind of abyss of Kings.
I found the trailer.
I found the one you were talking about.
This one.
Alright.
He really needed me to see this.
The ones on schedule
One driver with nothing to fear
Here to take you through rain or shock
Or with time is not on your side Wow
He doesn't look for trouble but traffic always finds me
the
fact of the fact of the
On the road
Yes
Or everyday hero you're to make sure every day stays the same
I kind of does look like that John Goodman or whatever heroes are
Wow
There it is, bro, I
I got it, bro. They should have a Dark Souls style online where you just see other buses cross play, but other buses as they depart from the stations.
So you kind of just like the asynchronous multiplayer extraction with buses.
But in order to extract you got to follow the rules of the road
So some guys got a there's another bus chasing your ass, but then he hits a red light
You're all in buses
I don't fucking know bro, I don't know bro. Maybe maybe
You gotta follow the traffic rules nope
Oh. Sounds terrible. Okay,
have you seen Metro 2039?
Oh, really, bro?
Have you seen the channel for the new Metro game?
Uh, sure, bro. Like there's a new one, bro. Right.
I believe you. Call of duty the movie.
Good. Oh my god, golly-dool-ee
No video game wait, are they actually gonna make it from my which cod?
Yo, some of the car some of the cars have good stories, bro. I mean
Some of the cards now it's gonna be you know, whatever some of the old ones were pretty decent, you know
Well, very rarely, so if they take one of those ones, I mean, shit, unless it's like an original ass is just like a Call of Duty movie or something, then it's going to be kind of like, yeah, propaganda in cinemas now.
Oh, shit.
Are you still gonna buy this shit steam game?
Which one?
63028.
Got a booty.
Name of the will, what is this?
Hey, there's Sheridan the writer.
I don't know who that is, bro.
You gotta be like IE fucking these three movies.
I don't know who that is, bro.
Exactly like I know the fucking writer's name.
Come on, man.
Have you tried the horsey game?
Yes.
He wrote Sicario.
Oh, really?
So it's going to be that vibe.
Oh, really?
Oh, interesting.
Barely Breathing demo.
Did I play a game like this called I Am Fish? That was a good game.
This game was good shit, man.
Damn, no one really played it. I mean, 980 reviews. This was a solid game.
Barely breathing this game honestly if this game relaunched with the way this game relaunched I feel like it would have been bigger
This was a solid game from like a random ass studio
Yeah, tons of people played I am fish.
I feel like it could have been bigger than 980 positive reviews.
I mean, sure.
Don't starve campaign best survival game out there.
Just don't starve actually have an end.
I feel like that game is timeless.
Are there objectives you do in the game?
Oh, yeah, honestly, don't start and don't start was like, uh, you know what, man, I
should brought two for $2.49.
This was like one of the first one of the first survival games.
I always I game barely some shit barely breathing
Like I would play this.
It does or not, like that's why I brought up I am fish.
Oh no.
Oh.
Oh god.
Oh no. Oh. Oh God.
Ponio animation.
Yeah, this game, uh, yeah, but then I am Fish, the trailer for this one.
I'm gonna go out. That game actually might end up being a hit, bro. I could see it.
Nah, this trailer, uh-uh.
That was a fuckin'- hey, yo, this is what people reviewed.
Streamer game slob.
Bitch it works man, you watched it baby.
True true true
Another game was better
Now this game was good. No, no, this was actually a solid little game
Yeah, this game was pretty good. Yeah, we're just comparing the fucking fish game, okay?
This is the 20-21 game
I have a playthrough of this shit, okay?
Now we got another fish game I'm gonna play, okay?
You get a problem?
What is this one?
Fight your friends with random junk.
Come on, brother.
Round one. Three, two, one, fight!
Amazing.
Yeah, this is already better than 2xKO.
Oh my god.
Super combo
Round two
Two one fight
Hey, yeah, man some people yeah, you got to start somewhere okay street fighter one all right now look where it is
Okay, this is you got a problem one
I don't know what this is.
Is this online?
This better be online.
Online PvP.
Oh shit, adrenaline games.
There's like a bunch of little mini games you can play as well.
Bar Fender, Chaotic Co-op Bar Management Game, Pool of Madness, what do we have here?
Rogue Light Pool.
Oh buddy, oh buddy.
Holy shit bro, at this point you wake up and make a game where you wake up and it's a road light.
God damn.
Sure, man. Why not? Why not? Why not? Oh, yeah, Abyss of Kings, someone like this. Don't
lose aggro. What is this one? There is a demo, yes. Isn't this game? I saw something
about this game. It's a roadway as well. I swear this is from one of the dibs who worked
on a notable game that I do not remember the game. This is from a dude who worked on
RDR or some shit. Yeah. Either worked on a Rockstar game? It was a Rockstar game or
another notable game. I wanted to see actually what this was.
Oh, so you play a tank and you protect your team inspired by MMO raids.
I hear two trailers, new hell let loose map coming out soon.
Yeah, so one said the new hell let loose Vietnam has like six fucking maps or some shit.
I don't know if that was true or not in the play test.
I don't know if that was true.
I'm just saying.
Yeah, when can you play this shit?
I'm still curious if this game will be as good as hell let loose because
it's a different dev team.
So it's gonna be a bit of a different interpretation.
So, from what they're showing, it looks fucking good.
But I'm very curious,
because how about this is wiki good.
But it's very, very different now.
And let's see, let's see.
Let's see.
Optimism, buddy, optimism.
Rodent rumble.
Oh, yeah, this game has a playtest.
Oh, yeah, is this, uh, is this live?
Oh shit online PDP. Okay chill. I am gonna play some Batman like a Batman airport security sucks
Just put that in your butt. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah this game
It's kind of blow up there. Oh, yeah, we're gonna blow up that plane. All right, everyone be quiet
I got it. Make sure you don't let any smugglers you
Flash out
I guess I'm bad. I guess so, bro. I guess so, bro. Sure, brother. Sure. Check out
Corsair Cove. Car for sale together. Dude, I think I played car for sale together. I
I think it used to be called Car for Sale, but then they made it together and it's a new game and the main feature is it has co-op now.
Is Larry skipping Pragmata? Yeah, cause he's a dumbass. Okay. Whoa.
Do you really want me to play it that bad?
I didn't know we were that emotional over some games.
I don't mind playing it.
I'm not like, I played the demo and I wasn't like holy shit playing it.
I mean, you're missing out.
Is it really, really good?
I play the demo and I was like oh this is cool, but I wasn't like holy shit. I need to play this
Okay
So like I'm not like holy fuck. I gotta go play it. I don't feel like I'm missing anything
How long of a game is it dude, I'm I'm in like a weird state of mind am I like I could play it I
I could play it all stream, but am I gonna beat it? I don't know.
And then it's like, I don't know if there's any point.
Let's play the dumb furry battery out with 10 players. Yeah, bro. That sounds fun.
I just played Samson fucking mouse PI for hire all these games have boundaries, okay?
I've played them all already.
Okay, another game with some boundaries.
Sometimes it's fun just playing random shit like I could lock into a play through.
it's really good like I could. Have you seen Tides of Annihilation? Yeah, I've seen it
already. The boss fight in that gameplay video was fucking cool with the reflection of the
ground. Man's stories eight hours long. It's not bad. Look at the reviews. I'm aware the
reviews are good, Brown. I'm aware.
Um, hold up.
Alright.
Um, remember, Daisy exists, bro, I'm aware of that.
Okay, I know.
I've already said I'm going to play it when the new shit comes out.
I'm aware, buddy.
Check out silk road project link me
We saw fragmentary order I thought it looked kind of cool. I hope the Tarkov dude pulls it off
It was like a kind of like a Lord dump video it was cool I
Still think there's no game like Tarkov, so we'll see if he can pull it off
Oh yeah, this game you mentioned, what do we have here?
One day ago?
Dude, what about windrows?
the pirates way of life is under attack where what about win-rows our very
survival hangs by a thread here you are stranded with nothing but the clothes on
your back but this is where the dream begins mate the question is how will
you build your legacy what that's a city builder
with a simple shanty town but soon it'll be much more
really
build manage and rule your pirate haven turn your
Shaddy settlement into a thriving night out
Oh
wherever you like and reach heights others wouldn't dare
You're basically making Luffy's hometown the game
With enough resources you can extend your reach build mighty ships and explore the seven seas
face whatever dangers or rewards wait all right this is very different what
you build but how you lead will you rule the seas plunder great treasures
become a legend or dare to claim it all
It kind of reminds me of like an Aino pirate game.
That's cool, brother!
Limbic? That was cool. I wasn't expecting it to be a city builder.
Suddenly too many pirate games.
I know it's so weird sometimes it's kind of interesting to it's like when rose just dropped.
Ever people plan the pirate game has good reviews well received and now another pirate game.
Maybe they kind of just ride the it's like either it was scheduled or they ride the wave like fucking go.
People are in the pirate mood.
Here pirate shit is being shared the most.
It's spiked on searches or some shit.
Send that shit.
Ride the wave.
They're not going to compete with Lindrose,
but it's still the same theme.
Then true, did Black Flag officially get announced?
Or is that shit still a rumor in July?
Ah, boys, what are you playing, boys?
What are we doing, bro?
Oh, I got into the beta.
Oh, shit, it's instant.
Anyone play this?
Mouse PI for hire.
All right, we're going to do rodent rumble
into World of Tanks heat.
Tomodachi life, true.
Would I have to hit up the, what do you call it?
Would I have to hit up my Nintendo?
I need to download that shit on the Switch too, right?
Is it literally just fucking animal crossing
but you play with your, your me or whatever the fuck?
Is that literally what the game is?
It's a fuck around game, more like The Sims.
I remember when they announced it.
You just created a bunch of me's.
Oh, hey, it's Tara.
She's a senior at Angie's College
and just so, so cool.
Maybe like this.
Ooh, cool.
Unbelievable.
Tara makes heads turn.
Literally.
So sparkly.
I mean, let's face it.
What? Nothing.
Who wouldn't? With her fashion sense
and quirky personality?
and
I did another vlog I did.
This game takes like two hours to get going.
Oh, does this fall into the Nintendo category if a lot of just like.
a
Not really it's fine. Oh
Hey, I'm also I'm sorry, bro
You're gonna blow up or some Sunday right now
I don't think I want to play it, but you know what if I'm forced to
Sometimes just gotta be forced to load up the fucking game and you're like oh shit. It's actually not that
You can customize characters a lot plus it's voiced
Gladio and Glory return.
Okay, buddy.
A fan of the game.
Dude, people don't like that game.
People get mad when we play that.
I enjoyed it though.
We could.
It's been a while since I've been in the arena.
The arena!
Hey there, Construction Simulator fans.
construction simulator fans I'm Renee from Belgium but I'm gonna take construction simulat-
f***ing out
construction simulator today I'm beyond excited to
join the next chapter in the construction simulator franchise
hold on the biggest leap we have ever taken with the series so let's get to work
There's no gameplay. I don't know. Construction simulator evolution. Wishlist now.
Yeah, construction sims are cool, but we need some gameplay, bro, what?
Ritual tides, yeah, vote for sub-sub-edchat if you want, dude.
Rotoramo servers are offline, next playtest is in May.
Wow they're locking that shit down what the fuck you guys were linking it like it just came out
Oh yeah, I've already seen this game.
Isn't this wish-listed?
This game looks really cool.
I never wish-listed this.
This looks actually like a solid scary game.
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
Thank you for streaming today.
You saved my marriage.
That's what it's all about, bro.
Easy clap.
You're welcome, man.
I blow my dick off before being there.
Thank you for that, man.
you for that. That would be, honestly bro, would you rather? Um, yeah, those things look
fucking disgusting, huh? Holy shit. Oh my god. Yeah, you'd have to hope you don't miss.
Yeah. Yeah, bro. Why not man? First dev, devs first game. Why not dude?
This looks sick. Why not bro? Super darts champ is the one.
Super dart champions
Champs
April 17th, that's yesterday
I have tried roto vo stock bra. Yes we have
Yeah, wasn't that game fucking okay, what is up with you motherfuckers and roto vo stock bra. Are you guys bots?
this game was good but how the fuck are we still talking about this game like it
was good but like you know you it's it's another one of those games you just
want to if you want to just like travel around and just like it's good it's like
There's like other games that have it layered better.
You just hate all games?
Yeah.
I don't think so.
I think.
No.
I don't think that's it.
Nah, I don't think that's it, I don't think that's it.
It's good, but it's not blow my dick off time of good.
Yes, it's no one saying it's a bad game,
but do I want to fucking hit the play now button, no.
All right, gecko gods.
That's me, bro. It's me. It's me.
Bro, do you want the game? Do you want Road to Bow Star?
It's better in your hands.
Damn bros, this is probably the best Jekyll game I've ever seen.
Damn man, this actually looks like really well made.
Someone popped up.
Wind Waker Gekko.
That looks cool, man.
Why not, man?
why not I look that was the best gecko game I've ever seen oh shit it's out
bro subsunday brother start and finish a game today fable darkwood Indiana Jones
KC D2 Metro DLC
Darkwood um, I don't know actually darkwood baby, you know, maybe darkwood
Maybe maybe
Counter strike to a I think we won the last match
This game came out two days ago
Let us decide bro if I guys I
Don't know about that that's too much power for you guys to wheel
you think I'd fucking be here right now if this was a fucking democracy you think if I
listen to the fucking one guy who's like I'd fucking be here fuck no that is too much
power for the chatters to you it's a wheeled
yeah this is ridiculous down god damn if you're actually like artsy fucking
party bro yes I do not have the talent here
cool game man it's cool though you know the stylization is sick one lucky
person in shag gets to choose a game for lyric honestly bro that sounds like
torture
cuz I had I don't know what the fuck that's too much power and no thank you
Uh-uh, I am all good motherfucker.
This fucking monkey advances on his own bitch, okay?
D4 expansion, April 28th.
One guy parking over there, one guy in the distance, I see him.
Yeah, link me the cinematic, bro. Where did the D4? Did they release the D4 cinematic?
What is the name of it? Did we watch it? Have they released that? Wasn't it like the necromancer or some shit?
Was it Lord of hatred? Lord of hatred. It was the warlock one. Oh yeah, this one, true.
Eeeewww that.
He sure you bitty. Oh yeah, this one was actually cool.
Honestly, the trailer is better than me wanting to grind the ARPG.
I don't know what it is man, it's so hard for me to like commit to a game sometimes.
I don't know.
Like the cinematics are always really well banged.
Oh the Starcraft cinematics can be so good.
Like that was fuckin yeah like that was such a good this is such a good shot
right here. Like that's sick. They always pop off, bro. They always fucking pop off
with the cinematics. Okay. They always pop off. There's no denying. I'm on board. I'm
on board. But I'm assuming I would roll a crusader. The skill tree and Diablo is
boring as fuck. You know, it's kind of there's something that feels like you're so streamlined.
I don't know what it is, bro. It's just like a boring as fucking diamond shit ass system.
There's like not even any like effects when you put a fucking point into shit. I don't
know. It's just like bland. It's just kind of like they redid it in the expansion.
make a make a noise and like ding ding
maybe have like a gem socket there remaking it well then show me the video of the remake
i feel like i just know what's gonna happen
these type of games you kind of pay attention to the story but then you kind of just realize
you just then you start chasing the number and then you just want to go faster faster hit max
level and then you end up grinding. But the thing about ARPGs is you grind for what reason?
You chase the number just to chase the number.
That's where for me where a lot of ARPGs fall off compared to when I used to really like
raiding in MMOs because you're grinding to then raid with your progress to then finish something.
ARPGs, you're just fucking grinding just to grind and it's like how much until the grinding gets boring.
Whereas like you know in a fucking MMO you okay you apply the gear you grinded to then go into
and then like there might be some skill in your DPS or your fucking healing or
tanking because of the upgrades you worked on to then get better gear that
going ways what kills the RPGs for me in the long run like most games yeah that's
really about like how much you really want to fucking grind and number there's
It's got to be, you need to be like super addicted to it.
Kill all the bosses.
Yeah, I guess that is, that would be it.
Warlock gameplay.
That's the thing about Diablo classes
with the way this Diablo works is
a new Diablo class isn't super hype.
That's not super hype.
That isn't a reason for wanting me to go back and play.
It's just two classes. Blizzard is helping playground for fables cinematic.
How do you know? I could see that seeing how they're both Xbox umbrella now or Microsoft.
Um, I boys hold up. Let me see here. Able cinematic blizzard help. Oh shit. Oh shit.
sick man
that's fucking cool dude
let's see
why not
why not i hope the game is good
yeah yeah let's uh... maybe maybe not
gaming on this channel
motherfucker i'm about to load up the fucking game bro
Okay, it's called the EXE anxiety, motherfucker.
The whole fate of the day is determined
by what button I press now, what play now I hit.
The whole damn fucking day, the turbines.
I should, this is the thing,
that's why you just gotta load up the game,
you don't gotta think about it.
Five wins, GeoGuessery, I'll fuck the world right now,
Okay, no.
I ain't trapped,
I'm not clicking on your fucking streets right now,
all right, I'm not doing that.
You're trying to drive with a mouse,
but you're lagging.
Not right now.
But GeoGuessor, the good thing about GeoGuessor
is you can just whip it out and just boom,
one-way-one some guy you don't know where he is just like a boom one-way-one
hi fishing ink I'm making a game called fishing it's a cozy incremental game
where you fish to get rich it starts off pretty simple you catch a few fish you
sell them and upgrade your gear but as you progress through different zones you
must have different species and fill in the fish log and if things get
You know upgrades in the skill tree will make your life a lot easier a fishing game sounds fun to you
Demo is out now on steam give it a try
Wow, I'm making a game
Wow
13k while stalling show the tabs, you know, I agree bro char. Are you guys fucking bots?
You know, I agree
I'm gonna start questioning all this shit
I've been doing this fucking legit since day one.
Half you motherfuckers sound like you don't like what I watch.
I fucking suck balls at video games.
Raise your hand if you're a damn bot, okay?
Because these fucking Zuber shriebers know it all, and I don't know how I'm here.
I don't even know, man.
The difference is they're actually botting.
Maybe, maybe.
And someone's going to be like, ego this, ego that, blah, blah, blah.
No cam blah blah blah who the fuck even knows anymore
Honestly, I have no idea I
Just hit the fucking live button and it apparently makes me a little money. I don't even know I
Don't even know dude
Is this dementia arc it's not dementia arc
What are you talking about this guy? You don't even know that the context is implied I
Guess I just exist in like this weird fucking bubble and you guys are just like found me or your bots. I don't know
One or the other
One or the other.
Ah, boys, let's get into some games.
All right, rodent rumble rip potential game of the year.
We could beat Samson.
I could beat Samson.
Did I redownload it?
We could conclude Samson into, no, no, no, no, we could try World of Tanks heat into beating
Samson.
Finally, finally, end it.
The end.
Into fucking some pragmat and maybe.
I know they patched my bug.
I know they did.
That in itself I shouldn't beat the game, but whatever bro, whatever, okay?
Did replaced suck it didn't suck it didn't it was just slow
I don't know you got to play this game you can tell you can enjoy this game
It's a beautiful ass game, but I feel like the gameplay kind of was shallow. That's where the game kind of falls flat
It's just super shallow
We can hit up Samson. How much time? Probably have like two hours left in this game. I can beat up some motherfuckers, drive around in the car, and then, I'm going to check out Heat first. I'm going to check this out first.
And then Samson and then maybe some Pragmata or something.
And then who knows, maybe I do, I like it so much I do a playthrough of Pragmata, but I doubt it.
Alright, I'm just saying sure here, I probably won't.
Darkwood is good.
I love your content paid viewer.
Nice man.
At this point, I got a fan who likes me a lot who pays you because I don't know who the
fuck.
Someone is paying the stream savers.
Did you check out the Street Fighter movie trailer?
Yeah, we saw it.
I could continue Darkwood.
That was a great game.
It was good.
I had a vibe to it, and I was making progress through it.
Ah, let's see what we have here, boys. We're gone.
Both are sub-Sunday, by the way.
Do the next area of what?
SWECO 1v1, giving away the stream key?
I like that idea.
A revolving stream key.
One person every hour.
Yeah, what is Silk Road Project?
Oh, shit, it's Wargaming.
Don't I need an account?
Has anyone played this?
Is this actually worth playing or is this potato?
Or is this potato?
Where are we at here?
All right, say what you will about World of Tanks, yada, yada, yada, I don't fucking know,
but all the drama bullshit, there's just a new game that is online with the demo, I'm
trying it.
Done, done.
Is there a World of Tanks still popular?
I swear to god that game still has 100,000 people playing it
and it's most likely because the game's so old and people have spent so much money on it
that they have to keep playing it.
Alright, they've already spent like a car's worth of money.
So they feel like they have to now. They're just tied to it.
Eat the closed beta!
Alright, let's see. Is this the next one?
What do we got here?
OK.
Auto adjust, upscale, and quality, excuse me?
OK.
I think I got everything.
Chad, give me one minute.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Uh huh. Sorry about that. All right. Let's see we have here.
change agent oh they're going this route
fuck buddy this look at this rise you a
delta force
this fucking guy why are you wearing
that rock
huh hound okay this is overwatch with tanks all right what do we have here we
got fucking overwatch what you're a fuck that don't um I don't know who I'm
plan right now let me see pyro trail rocket barrage I'm just looking at
abilities canister volley manual emergency APS I kept them maybe because of
the rockets demolition charges minefield if these are the same devs that made
world of warships I still think world of warships is like such a I bet that games to hold up
That is probably my favorite world of game
Oh shit, hold up
Let me see here
Yeah, that games like how old now suppression strike
Smart minds. Yeah, I'm gonna just do Riketo for now because he has a rocket barrage, which looks nice
All right, you can equip and upgrade and stuff
I guess the only downside is these games are super micro transaction heavy
It's gonna be free to play and I don't think they change their business model. So it's gonna just like
Some of these world of games are like super potato because you have to pay
But some people don't give a shit because they're successful. So there's somebody
Hang for this
So some people clearly do not mind
But then at the same time look at the fucking people who like gotcha games some people don't give a shit
They don't care as much as you do and the game still goes on even though you yeah
All right, let's see we have your game modes quick match. We're loading and let's see
Okay, okay and before no one's playing this
Which Lyric, this is a very old account, okay?
I just mentioned World of Warships.
These fucking devs have been around for like over a decade.
So, Wargaming...
If you play the fucking Wargaming.net game, you have
old-ass accounts, right?
Alright, are these players?
Are these-
These are fucking bots. God damn it.
How's this move?
Gee.
Okay.
I got a little boost.
Yeah, maybe your first game... we're being targeted by something.
Yeah, maybe the first game is bots.
So, it's hard to tell how much popularity some of these games have.
Or how much interest they have in the betas.
Yeah, then we have that Gundam game.
I call it rocket science!
Okay, okay!
See, like, armored on the side?
What?
What the hell, bro?
Dude, no damage.
have the explosions like decent
hi let me sit here let me sit here
okay that didn't no damage
that did nothing
yeah back of the tank is the most vulnerable
Okay, you actually have an ult on R. This actually is Overwatch. Over tanks.
Oh shit, no!
Break damage to engine.
Oh, and then you build up energy over time to expend it.
Ah, I see, I see.
You're always building energy and the energy is like your mana
I don't know if there's already motherfuckers who are esports ready at this game
Okay
It's a 3k playing out in the menu
All right, what's the tank all oh you can't drift you're in a tank
There's fucking guy
Oh, shit. I kind of want to die just to see what it looks like.
Uh-oh.
Is that like an artillery mark?
I've been marked many times and nothing happens.
Oh shit!
Oh is that you, right here?
Easy.
And goodbye.
Oh, this is what the ult is. Overdrive.
Uh, the Turbina Engine forces the big abort and leaves the burning trail that ignites
enemies into rain. Oh. Meh.
I'm in Chevron and it's a tank game.
Yeah, it's like Arcadia World of Tanks.
Please play Hitman.
bro why don't i just wait for the new 007
there it is
i don't think it's gonna be ass bro i don't think it will do
Okay, man.
I don't know where that- Holy shit, yeah, wait, what?
Do you not think compensate at all?
For distance?
What is this 3.0 AP? What is that shit? Is that when I shoot my left click?
What am I... Oh, it's a 3 second cooldown. Oh, that's what it is.
I mean it's three-second reload yeah UI low you don't need after ship but it's
supposed to be an arcadey game
Yeah, this game is about just positioning and then who gets the first shot off.
Did you block the shot man?
Can you like shoot that in the sky?
Oh wait, you can.
There it is.
How fun was your agent to play to how fun was the match to
Let's show our capitalist comrades how it's done
oh shit bro we have a reverse punch launch a chained harpoon to pull your
vehicle toward an enemy one a mobiles enemy if you're going to back way can
only be used within a certain range combat cage rapidly deploy small hedge
hogs around the vehicle to lock in enemy vehicles to contain combat what
the fuck wait hold on hold on hold on hold on that actually seems like it
could be decent. Auto cannons, airburst. I didn't realize it's more tank. Dirty substance,
grease, grenade cluster. What did Houndu? Decoi? You can put decoy tanks. Trapping shot. Oh
So that was what the UAV drone was and then he has a top attack missile.
He has artillery.
That actually seems strong.
Um, I'm gonna try the chain.
I don't know man.
Anyone try this?
It's actually not that bad.
It's like a decent game.
Is it gonna be your next fucking thousand hour game?
Well, that's on you, I don't know.
Assigned.
will it be mine um I don't think so. I need an actual match.
You know what, this game now kind of reminds me of the Gundam game that came out.
That was decent, but all these games kind of have a little, a bit of a shelf life.
Like Mechabright was good.
I like thoroughly enjoyed the game initially, but it kind of then, you know, I don't
know, it then just kind of fell off.
This game kind of feels like the same category.
There better be destruction.
Come on, World of Tank Devs.
Come on, bro.
20-26?
Boys.
Chat, where are we?
Where are we?
We're in, uh, Vietnam.
You don't even fucking know, bruh. You don't even fucking know.
You don't even fucking know.
You have no idea.
Alright, what the fuck just happened? Oh, shit.
Alright, are these players?
Alright, this is a 5v5.
Okay, we have two bots. 5v5. Alright.
Gonna lock in
Shit, these are not bots. These are not bots hold on
I'm bursting the next fucking overwatch team
All right, I do no damage
Wait what
What? That move sucks ass! 28 second CD for one!
This is technically the best time to play the game because no one has put in their credit
card so you're just playing the game with no pay to win.
So we're kind of experiencing a game without the problem.
This is actually the best time, this is the best time of the legends.
The credit cards have not been deployed.
Alright, this is pure everybody's free.
We're cheating.
The balance is there until a level they have to make money.
Hold on, hold on.
No bombers!
I'll get it.
Alright, 1v1, alright whatever.
Stay down.
Interesting, interesting. What is even the objective control? Is this just uh, zero zero?
Uh, it's just one target and we're fighting.
What the fuck man, 230 score?
Get in there now to contest that zone.
Oh my god, all the team rivalry.
Minimap, minimap.
I'm on point.
I'm here, I'm here.
What the fuck is that?
I'm dead.
Dude, what?
Wrapping those small hedgehogs around the vehicle to lock it out of his vehicle for
containment.
Run to the hedgehogs to damage them, and they can be quickly destroyed back within the
ability of second time.
Oh, the equipment gradually repairs the vehicle.
Wait, what the fuck? Hold on.
He's surged it automatically detects and removes any satellite from the vehicle and restores its mobility.
Are these actually Q&E buttons?
Gradually repairs the vehicle if it avoids taking damage for a set of time.
It's like, I have to hit Q.
Am I playing those game wrong?
I wonder what the fuel shop means.
Okay, five hour reload.
Holy shit, this...
Okay.
I'll try this again here.
Yeah we need some music.
I can't play video games anymore without background music, if it's just silent the game is doing
it wrong.
Like it's literally a muted immersion.
need music. Alright let's see what the Battlefield 6 OST popped off. At this point who plays
games like this muted. Literally, already enhanced the experience.
Alright, let me set up here and get a strategic position.
I don't know who calls down the artillery.
Now these guys are working together and shit, what the fuck?
It's like a coordinated ass team.
Okay, okay, okay.
Am I good?
I'm so fun.
Okay, so that procs?
Okay, that automatically procs. And he'll zoom.
Harpoon and ult, my ult makes it so...
Agent goes berserk firing faster and surviving at 0 HP.
That seems like you want to pop it as soon as you're about to die.
The thing is, if you go in and try to fight, the others can just kill you fast.
You have to like, single out a tank.
What it seems like, like if I go in and they can still shoot me in the area, you can't
You can't like...
You gotta make...
Oh my god!
Fucking die! 5 hour reload!
Holy shit!
How'd he healed?
Are you kidding?
What?
Okay, bro, this is fucking...
That's not a tank, that's a credit card.
Holy shit.
I just hit R to reload and that's my fucking alt button. Nice.
I don't get it.
You know what, maybe I gotta play a different class.
I don't know if we can save this guy.
The one downside is teammates sticking together.
At least the other guy had a left click that reloaded fast.
You gotta hide for 10 seconds.
There it is, brah!
you
I like the maps are bad looking, like...
The game sent me here, you think so?
I'd score below 1,000 points.
Oh, okay. That is an ammo switch.
Okay, that is so strong.
I think he's literally just...
What?
The T is so strong!
Yo, get the fuck out of the way!
Who is this guy?
Gotta use that in action.
Oh, how you say it, dude?
Wait, so what does F2?
Switch to energy consuming precious rounds from the secondary mag when things get tough.
So it does more damage.
I switch to HE hitmits.
That's just like stronger bullets.
Literally just stronger bullets stronger tank shells
How about that engine damage?
Okay, that actually blocks everything.
Oh, I should have hit Q.
Fuck.
I never hit Q.
who plays this instead of fuck I hit our oh my god and then you cancel it and
then zero it out I mean this game is news and more people are gonna play
I don't want the tanks.
This isn't even out yet.
Radio, shit!
I'm down with a bomb!
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
That's not this works?
Oh, shit.
You can actually destroy these things.
I don't know why you wouldn't always want to load in the explosive ammo.
That must be popping off armor
Okay, that guy just tanked all of that shit. I think you do pop the armor off
I hate you
That's discrimination.
Oh, shit!
You're in a target zone.
Come on, sir.
Great, you're back down.
Uh-oh.
What are we doing in this situation here?
Regents.
They're dominating our field.
Keep taking bases.
Keep the pressure up.
What are we doing here?
There's gotta be like a glass cannon sniper tank or some shit in this game.
That has low HP.
No, you killed me.
How are you still alive?
Yeah, looks like it's locked but I swear the armor pops up.
All right, this next one is with players, I'm leaving.
If there's no players, I'm out.
That loaded me in so fast.
That better be fucking players.
Battle Pass and closed beta is greedy.
I would say yes and no.
We've already seen so many games included in their betas,
so I would say, yeah, whatever.
Bro, this would be like beta number fucking 30
at this point that includes the Battle Pass
and the fucking beta.
It is greed it shouldn't be the standard motherfucker agreed but that's battle passes are the standard
What?
Even Apex had it in the beta.
What you can't defend what you hold for.
Or on launch or whatever the fuck.
If everyone else does it, it's okay, no, but it's a stupid excuse because people have
clearly accepted the fucking battle passes, seeing how it's literally in every fucking
game that's multiplayer.
It's stupid because half of you guys play the fucking games with battle passes and they're
some of the most popular games.
It just happens to be where all these guys make their money.
It's kind of dumb criticism everybody else does it why can't they do it?
It's dip it's I agree. I don't like it either, but that's clearly that's where it's at
But here you are in a gaming website
And you probably watched a lot of streamers who play fucking battle pass games
And never criticize it
So yeah
That's not even being fucking mad, bro. That's just implying logic to a dumbass, bro
You fucking bot. This guy presses a button down to mad
Impresses three of the auto-paste mad
Oh my god, bots!
Yeah, these guys are bots too
You can criticize the game, but if you hear me fucking dumbass about it, you can be simply
called out.
Right?
Come on, man.
Show these skills in War Thunder.
War Thunder?
I don't know about that, man.
I did quit. I said if it was bots again, I was going to quit. I did say that.
All right. I say we now finish Samson.
And then Pragmata. Bro.
Rodent rumble is offline. Unless like I was lying.
Was he lying?
I don't want to play that show.
It was good.
Rip my data.
I don't want to play that show.
servers offline. Come on man. Come on bro.
Oh wait, no, you gotta get ammo.
Oh, but you can always right mouse button.
Oh, shit.
This is not World of Tanks.
Thank you so much, Raph.
Thank you.
You know what?
Yes, you're right.
Wow.
You're right.
It isn't.
Wow.
Good job, man.
Thank you.
I'll wait till the servers are live.
I'll wait.
Alright, Sam said boys were beating this.
Guys, I have like an hour left in the game.
Alright, let's see if they actually patched the fucking mission.
Let's see. Let's see. No, no, no, no, let's see.
This game will be on the be in games list.
The be in game shelf.
Let's see, let's see.
The only thing is I uninstalled it.
hopefully my save is still there. I'm assuming it is, because it's usually like the documents.
Hold up, you don't need to pay off the debt, right? Only way I'm not beating this game is if you have
You have to pay off the debt.
Cause that's like a hundred missions.
Okay.
Continue did work.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I'm right here.
All right, all right.
Chapter 12.
Mom and a truth.
We're about to find out.
Moment of truth.
Did they patch it?
Hair strands every V-blank.
Every V-blank.
How can she V-blank?
All right, moment of truth, let's see...
Shon, shon!
Oh shit, how do you play this game again?
I can't just die to like a barrel with nothing in it.
E-B-F-G-H-R-T-F. How the fuck? E? E is Perry H-O. Alright, got it now. Ow!
I don't have it. I don't have it. I don't have it. I don't have it. Hold on.
I do not have this. Oh shit everybody relax. Oh this fucking guy, Harry master.
Oh, we're good you're done buddy. You're done put it away, bro. You're done man. I don't
even know what happened. Alright let's see. Did they patch it? So we're trying to kill
the guy who's sending all these drugs. I think Volkov's the dude who's flooding the streets
with the whisper way you can't be here hey what you got in there oh my god
this what you hide in asshole all right that's it oh yeah they passed it
What the hell?
No!
I'll make you quit now.
There it is!
It's a beautiful game.
Nice!
Ha ha ha ha.
Wait, wait, wait.
I almost bugged it again.
Oh shit.
I almost bugged it again.
I almost bugged it again. Oh shit. There we go
Everybody okay
You got to get out of here, you know st. Dunstens get over there father O'Malley will take care of you
Thank you. Thank you over there
Thank you, mister
Hey, I'll bulk up
I'll speak however the fuck I want, and don't worry about Jesus being strangling Pope Freak,
You'll see the fucking lore very soon.
Enough of this sacrilege.
Send him down into the unquenchable fire.
Who are you again?
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
You got it? I didn't even hit him.
What the hell is this car?
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Ah yeah, this is GTA NLC.
Excuse me? Oh my god, this car is so bad to handle. Oh no.
Oh my, dude, he literally left the country. He's on a plane.
He's so far.
All right, all right, all right. All right, all right, all right.
I'll wait over there. He's down there.
Oh, that's probably not good.
Here's the air, here's the air.
How are we giving up this flag?
Alright, very nice, here we go.
Are you at, you piece of shit?
You piece of shit!
okay okay buddy buddy oh my you're kidding
oh my fucking god he's gone
he's gone
I literally tap A and the thing spins out it's like a slippery ass no treads
That's real wheel drive piece of shit.
Hold on, bro. Hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Ah!
Ah, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we...
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
No, not again. Not again!
Slippery, slippery!
Oh my god!
Holy shit, okay. Come on, bro. Oh my god, this is the worst car
Oh my god, dude
Good.
Watch me!
Ah!
Alright, so there's a strat where he runs out of gas.
What the fuck? There's only 20 miles left!
There is a cutscene where he runs out of gas!
Got it.
Okay, bro.
All right at this point does this thing even have tires? Oh my god
Dude, I wish I was fucking trolling right now bro. I wish bro. Okay
All right, here we go here we go
Holy shit, excuse me, I see him in the distance.
I'm gonna get there, my car is gonna break.
All right, all right, wherever we're going,
I'm gone, I'm gone, I'm gone.
Hold up, hold up.
Oh shit.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, no!
Not in vectors.
Yeah, how do you- how do you ram again?
That did- that did more damage to me.
Oh, look, I got it, I got it.
there it is boys yeah don't fall off the bridge it's gonna break the scene okay
you good oh he wants to talk all right I'll talk I'm going to talk
I want to die!
Now what?
Classified the strangling to terrify. I wasn't expecting this
And to the lady of the mansion in the keyhole to be glanced what cleansed the fuck you talking about
rinsed of sin
She and her rich friends. They're righteous pious. I thought this was gonna be about the Gabba ghoul
to the great work
Now you know where she is
My lord not you will decide my fate
No, your Lord can't save you now.
Oh, shit.
He did like a WWE move, but in real life.
Yes, this is GTA VI of, uh, bro, it's DLC.
Some would argue that this is better than GTA 6 and GTA 6 might as well just cancel.
Some people say, I can't tell you who, some people say that.
I don't know who, some people do.
The bulk up really was a piece of work, a raving fucking lunatic top to bottom but
I got what I needed from that psycho.
He was working for someone called the Woman of the Mansion, run an exclusive house
in the keyhole with her rich and pious friends.
It's not like your usual strict. This is a whole memory. I'll head there and try to figure out what's going on
The whole point of the game is you're trying to pay off your sister's debt and you owe like a hundred grand to a bunch of
mobsters, I guess or get a gang
And now he's doing he that guy was like distributing drugs on the street and you wanted to take him off the streets because you
You're you're also a nice guy
Go to the keyhole and find the mansion.
That's kinda the gist.
Why is he running like a weirdo?
Okay buddy, you got the proper running form over there?
There's fuckin' guys, someone get that guy in a mocap studio.
Tell us all how to run.
Someone get that guy all up in the mo-cap shit. He knows how to run.
I didn't know we had an expert in the chat.
Go to the keyhole and find the mansion.
Motherfucka, I don't know.
Is it this one?
I like Missa Clue.
Well, I think it's this one. We're off to talk to this guy.
Hey, hold on.
Hey, I'm not old, I'm mature.
Gotcha. You know about some place they call the mansion around here?
Mansion? Ain't no mansions here.
That's what it's called. It's supposed to be some kind of fancy place.
That one over there?
Yeah. All times of the night.
Yeah. Thanks, man.
No problem.
Thank you, bro. I did the honing on this one.
Oh, this is like the same entrance.
Okay.
You been inside?
Oh, you missed out, man.
They brought in the finest flesh, fresh, ripe for the big king.
Oh, it was glorious.
Well, so, it's up there?
Right up there, Angel.
Oh!
Let's get this party started!
What the fuck he liked it?
Members only.
Got a meeting.
Lady of the mansion.
I doubt it.
Oh, you know what?
Let's do this the easy way.
Fuck that!
You should have seen that one coming!
What up, brother?
I'm hitting R.
Shit!
You're fucking that off!
Wait, why isn't R working?
I'm hitting R.
Shit!
You're fucking that off!
Wait, why isn't R working?
I'm hitting R.
Shit!
Why is that art working?
Q.
Oh.
You by the way, Q.
Oh shit, what the fuck was he blocking? Oh.
Share and brand that chill!
Whoa.
What the hell's happening here?
I'm supposed to be ass-ticking
Okay, oh my god
Yeah, there's a bunch okay, okay wait
I have to rage please one second, thank you.
There it is. There it is. Yeah, you better run!
You better run!
You piece of shit.
Yeah, why do you stop? You keep getting stuff. Throw at me!
Shit.
Come on, man. Except the feet.
Okay brother, okay brother!
No, no!
Don't go weedin' all over my floor again, yeah?
Shit!
I failed, bro, I failed.
Goddammit, doc!
Goddammit!
Wait, where's the mission?
Oh, I have to sleep.
Uh-oh.
Wait, where the hell do I live? Oh, I'm right here. Yeah, the sleep. Shit.
Yeah, might be better to fight that area with a weapon.
All right.
I wonder what's gonna happen here cuz I died and I owe a very big debt today
Zero dollars
I'm gonna get jumped
Not if I wake up and dodge
You can't catch me! You can't catch me! I'm leaving! I'm leaving!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!
Strike imminent!
There it is... Oak Street.
They're apartment now.
Are we back?
My car is broken. My head is broken.
All right, we're back like I've never died there it is yeah, they're driving not bad
I think the driving is decent all right I need some painkillers here
Which I do not have.
The hell?
Where's the red shit?
Oh, there it is.
Okay, this is now.
I gotta be careful.
Drenel and shot members only got a mean lady of the mansion. I doubt it
I got some that was messed up, but I had to I had to
Housekeeping very funny street trash. All right, one me one me one me one me
Close the door.
Why me, why me?
Why me, why me right now?
Alright, you first.
What?
Alright, alright, good rules, good rules.
Alright, next.
Next.
What up?
Do you not hear me?
It's a thick door.
Oh!
You want me, motherfucker?
Oh, the twins?
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna run, huh?
Oh, the double twins, huh?
Okay.
I'm gonna run, huh?
Oh, the double twins, huh?
Okay.
Yeah! Yeah!
What the hell are you doing, bro?
much much more much nicer there oh wait the triplets oh shit you're a
I'm not tripplin', dude.
Goddamn it.
I'm not tripplin', bro.
Oh, come on.
Back up.
Oh, shit.
See the guy coming.
Back up.
Come on.
That breath suck.
All right.
Next.
Come on now.
Come on.
Get back there.
I'm close to the door.
Why don't you come through?
One.
Come on.
One. One. Thank you. Thank you. Come on.
Ah, you freezer shithead!
There we go, there we go. Thank you.
Ah! Ah, shut up!
a hell bro oh my there's a lot of you oh let me take this nice friendly I won't
Slip out of here. Go find Father O'Malley at St. Dunstan's Hiltic Area.
Contrenaline shot.
Nothing.
Let me close.
Let's see here.
Oh!
No entry. These are the intimate chambers of true initiates only
Miss Nicola gambi and her special guests are otherwise occupied. Let me pass or I go through you
Then they'll have your liver for dessert the chambers
These are so strong they want to
One of us walking away from this.
Yeah, those are very strong.
Alright.
Shaq, close your eyes.
Wait, no one's here.
You okay?
No.
Get out of here.
Go to the Catholic Church and talk to Father O'Malley.
I'll give you a place to lay low.
Okay.
What the hell?
What are you doing you degenerate fucks
Nice of you to join us what is he kill this is dessert
Samson is far more important
How do you know my
I make it my business
Okay
your coin with the cob street out there.
Ah.
Care to join us?
Oh, he really is scrumptious.
Scrumptious?
What the hell do you, sick fucks, don't listen to me,
killer, sick fucks?
Such great, such power.
Delightful.
Oh.
Undeniably.
And if he's here, that means he's smarter than his boss.
What are you doing, man?
Carter's errand boy yet. You could be so much more.
Oh, don't tease Nicola. Let me have him.
I'll enjoy every delusional stumps.
You will not be able to taste.
Now I'm gonna please.
What is wrong with you people?
You people?
Why?
Come now, Samson. A bit hypocritical, given your treatment of poor Ezekiel, don't you think?
Who are you?
How the fuck do you know my name?
No, I'm Gambi.
I'm the one who's been tidying up Southend while you've been...
otherwise detained.
The hell you talking about?
The place is fucked.
I've strung out whisper zombies everywhere.
Progress isn't always pretty.
Surely you understand that.
Those zombies are integral.
Necessary idiots.
For your sex cult?
Don't be so Catholic.
must remain unbridled we provide a service and the whisper heads provide the
product one of their many uses no one ever misses them it's a shame dinosaurs
like your boss can't see that my boss fuck you it's time to start again the
property sector has always been great at that wait that's what this is a lot
Fucking real estate clearing out our neighborhood to build condos at some shit
Call this an early
Investment opportunity shut your mouth Carter's finished
Make the smart
That never was my strong suit. Let's go
Whoa she dodged it. I picked that back up next time. Oh, let me pick this up
Okay
Yeah, this game has one difficulty right
What the hell?
Wait, this does no damage.
Oh, medication.
That was pretty straight forward.
Oh, shit!
Damn, he regained all that.
Let me jump over this real quick.
I actually did not think I was going to be able to jump over that, but it actually hurt.
Crazy how disjointed this combat is.
It feels like somebody just like put a bunch of moves in the game and there is no transition
to any of the moves.
It's just like a bunch of its own animations, with no transitions or something.
Okay, not bad, not bad.
Escape the Mashi-O-Na.
Yeah, the throws are kinda funny.
Yellow paint, then.
Thank you.
It's only a yellow paint, then.
It's only a yellow paint dev.
Isn't that a round, huh?
Fuck.
It was...
It paint my life yellow.
So I could see the directions to go.
Oh shit, sorry bro, you live here?
Oh my god.
Sorry boys, my bad, my bad, my bad.
My bad, my bad.
Alright, we made it.
Paul Carter to report in. Oh shit, we need to find a landline.
We need a landline, brother.
My cousin with autism will love this game.
At least somebody's got taste in the family.
Alright, we're here.
Yo, how do you call your car again?
Okay, that's not it.
All right here you just scared the pay phone into typing those digits in
himself I know I sleep just fine sure when
No angels, but we're getting whisper off the streets taking the neighborhood back as bigger than whisper. It's way bigger
I I took out Volkov
He was just a tip of the iceberg and he gave me the name of this mansion
It was a sick fuck. They're doing shit cutting mutilation getting off on it. You heard enough
Where doesn't matter I?
Followed the breadcrumbs and they led me to this woman Nicola Gambia. I think she's the one that's running the show
Property developer then buying a vacant lots all of a tinderstone yuppie be pockets. No, no, it's more than that
She knew things Carter fuck you talking about you me
She knew who we were it has got to be her. It's double-tap Jesus
So double-tap taken care of where do you
Be here whoa. Hey what that is gonna cut it
She told me taking her out would be kicking a hornet's nest
Something about the way she said
A BORKAL!
I believe that
What do you mean?
Think about it
All of the Rattle is going missing, the Organs
They flood the streets with Whiskred and they feed the Junkies into the meat grinder
It's a license to print money
Whoever she was working with isn't gonna give that up
You're right
It's a fucking perfect circular economy
You sure about this?
No
Makes sense
Our little whisper cleaner would be real bad for a business like that.
Getting this out of the picture is...
It's a small move.
Sure. But if this shit is as big as you say, how did I miss it?
Big money shoots a lot of traps.
Uh-huh. Well, let me see if I can loosen some lips.
Give me a couple of days to shake the trees.
What about me?
Sit tight. Keep burning. Keep your head down.
I'll be in touch.
I'll be in touch
Ebal
Do today $3,000 but because it's in parentheses it doesn't count
Yep
So, what do you mean man, I put the parenthesis in the ATM and it said I didn't work, so that's
it.
I don't know how you change.
All right, I think we're going home and then
Yeah
Okay, okay very nice cars about to explode that it's always in the state of about to explode
I drive it
What city is this I forgot the name of it
It's something kind of
Oh my gosh, she's calling
Yeah
That's all good sis
Now you're the place in keyhole
These rich fucks were doing things to people, I mean, perverted things, kind of torturing them.
Just for kicks.
Can't win them.
Holy fuck.
Now you think you've seen it all?
I don't even know what to say here, but look, we gotta focus on the work.
That's the priority.
I know, I know.
Just, just focus.
Shake it off, Sam.
Keep your head in the game.
a game you hear me I'm a craze aren't done yet
oh shit buddy yeah this game actually has a story um yeah I mean yeah one second
shot I just realized today is Saturday guys so we gotta we gotta get into those
sub-sunday votes
people i for some reason i thought it was friday
how many votes for sub-sunday do we have i just realized that's why i've just
been chill about it
how many i didn't even check we have five hundred forty three votes for
sub-sunday people
tomorrow's fucking sub-sunday holy shit let's move let's move
Thought I was fucking Friday
We gotta go
Shrakes three
You failed to pay your debt in time game over. Are you serious?
dude
You do have to pay your debt you do have to do the side quests
No way, where did that even save to?
Okay, so I just have to do a couple of side quests now, but what if I don't make it to
3,000 on a single quest?
I need something that pays the most.
Okay, I think I can make it.
I
Don't think it restarted the day
No, no, no, I just have to do one and then I can I'm good
Right outside my house
Take on the blacktop club time sticking in the ditch see if you can beat it
Three laps okay, buddy
I hope I can do this with a half-dead car
Uh-oh
Alright one tap lock-in easy
I swear, I did this exact race already.
Okay.
Not good.
Slow down brother.
slow down brother!
alright 50 seconds, okay I can do this
150 seconds if I keep up with the pace
not good
what?
making me do this shit
Oh, almost up the sofa.
Alright, nice, nice.
Easy.
Easily doable.
Doble
Are you kidding can I run the whole way? Oh my god. Oh my god. I come on come on come on come on come on
Oh my god fuck off.
Oh you fucking joking holy shit, fuck you.
okay fuck oh my god man
Oh
Shit
Oh my
of
the
of
the
Fuck out the way bro, we're trying to race!
Oh my fucking god, who puts the smoke there?
It's over.
I'm gonna hit some dumb shit again.
Oh, buddy.
Got it.
Build a ball.
This is build a ball.
Shit.
my homo- my mom- my-
It's just 1 hp.
Yes.
She- yeah.
R.A.?
Oh, not this time.
This is the fun one right here, you piece of shit, Ralph.
You're buddy.
There it is, there it is.
Oh shit!
Oh nice.
Good.
We got the bonus.
We can go home.
We're not getting hit with a game over.
We're safe, bro.
Until next mission where you have to grind 10,000.
Alright.
Don't tell me this game is going to have one of those missions where it's like, alright,
the worst games are they make you grind side missions to get to a specific level to then
access the last mission. It's like forced homework. Yeah. Sam, how you doing? Not so good sis. You know, I hit a place in
Cagel. I mean homework is, you know, perverted things kind of torturing them. Just for kicks, killing them. Holy
fuck you think you've seen it all I don't even know what to say here but look
we got to focus on the work that's the priority I know I know just the
priority shake it off Sam keep your head in the game you hear me I'm a
craze aren't done yet
Play and crash.
There it is.
I think I'm near the end of the game unless I have to do the side quests because there's
no main story quest here.
It'd be great if I finally fixed this car, but I don't have enough money still.
I might just need a do-a-side quest.
You know what the street trials sucks, boss?
Come on, man.
I take this car?
Nice.
Better.
Yeah, maybe I need to do a side quest.
It seems like I have to.
Shitsters
Where's it at brother beat down come at evening god damn it
Cost three I
Can do this one right noon evening and night available fond memories
Try this one all of them are available but this one
Let's see
What are we doing? Get the car
Let's clear some debts.
Alright.
Hold on tight. Whoa!
Are we actually obtaining a car to drive?
We're actually stealing a car here. Let's see.
Why not? Why not? Oh, I've been here before.
Wow
I have no idea
Oh
Are you done? Bye
Yeah, oh not good
What the hell GPS
You know, for a little mini GTA, visually they did a good job, but the game looks good.
They did not spend a billion fucking dollars on it, you know, so...
How much does GTA 6 cost?
Put a little miniature one on a budget and got down.
We're back here.
Back in the same spot.
Oyster Cove.
Oyster Cove sounds like a seafood restaurant.
Wait for our muscle.
What the fuck are you doing?
Oh, you need to be in the vehicle.
Oh, shit.
Alright, my bad.
How about the boys?
The ex-gang.
You left the guy?
What?
Drop off your muscle outside the car.
that one guy asshole he's gonna fail the mission are you kidding you're
You're kidding!
No way!
What?!
Hold on boys, stay in the car!
Oh my fucking god, you're kidding dude.
I'm gonna fail the mission.
Fuck!
AHHHH!
Oh fuck!
What the fuck man? Just jump now. What the hell is this?
What?
Stealth mode. Wrong door idiot. I literally went through the
shock tank.
I did that again. That was fucking rude.
Asshole.
Okay.
I can't catch.
SPOILER!
I can't hit you buddy!
What the fuck are you doing bro?
AHHHH!
What the fuck?
Why?
Chill!
Alright, alright, alright.
I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
That was hilarious, that was hilarious.
You know what fuck the haters are a best game with the best new category Jeff game with
the best bugs all right and the nominee and then the war goes to a category where
some of the bugs actually make the game better
Oh finally this fuck got the memo finally asshole
oh my god buddy holy shit do we leave him oh my god boys
God damn alright
What we even doing? Oh, we're just dropping off the crew
Let's see what you got.
Oh shit.
Screech.
There it is.
Roller Coaster.
Get a fucking man.
I know, I know.
I
Shit nice on me again
They've done since it had done
You've got to be kidding me who's your wanted status?
I
Hold up hold up we got a wave. I didn't kill did it just come out
Don't find me bro don't find me bro
Easy.
Easy-be-easy.
Ha-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Ha-ha.
It's not a nice beamer.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
It's not a nice beamer.
It looks like it's modeled after a beamer.
That was for you.
Ah, where's the main story, bro?
Where are we headed?
Where are we going?
Night time?
It's a Benz?
Is it?
I know that some of them are like this.
Yeah, what the fuck?
Am I actually supposed to pay off the debt?
Or maybe I just have...
This game is stalling me right now, dude.
It doesn't want me to beat it.
I need a blue diamond to progress.
There's a snitch riding a cab to the precinct to flop his gums, run him off the road.
Yeah it's not enough.
Well maybe this one's fast.
Actually I might get a bonus and it'll be enough.
Sometimes you get a bonus
E30 M3 it does look like one of those old beavers
Double traffic light.
Oh, it's got the other side of fuckin' town?
Holy shit.
Where am I running him off the road?
I got the cab before it reaches the- oh my god lol holy fuck.
I don't want him to get here.
Oh.
Come on, brother!
I got to find him.
I'm a highway where's this guy?
What the fuck I am buddy?
God damn it!
That's that field!
No color dude, no color world!
How's that feel asshole?
No way, he's actually gonna fucking make it!
Dude!
Are you kidding?
Holy shit!
Oh wait, what?
Let's go back!
What the fuck even is this?
Holy shit!
Stay there, I'll be back!
Stay there!
Stay there, bro!
Dude, the takedowns in this game are the shittiest thing.
It's actually incredible.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Dude, I'm gonna break the game again.
I don't think you can take the police car.
You can only take, like, specific parked cars, but you have to find.
This one I might be able to take.
Oh yeah, I can take this one.
I swear he made it to the destination, but no one ever thought someone would actually
let them make it to the destination so they never went past that point. So he just drove away.
And instantly put out.
Perfect blew up and instantly put out. Okay.
Wow
What the fuck man really?
No bonus is he still alive? Oh shit is right there
All right, maybe I should go get some dinner now
Yeah
Wait, am I fucked?
It's quite game over me.
So that was a big waste of time.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, the only thing would be finding...
I just need a hundred bucks.
I might be able to find cash rolls on the ground.
around the house maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe the dead put one right here
It's like crimson desert
No, okay
This motherfucker
Aren't you hardlocked not anymore they fixed it
What the hell, give me up dude!
What you bitch-ass?
Oh!
Why is everyone so angry?
Alright, there's gotta be cash or somewhere, alright?
100 bucks goddamn it
Wonder if I can go in here
No
We're going to get into the whisper trade.
Dynamic quest.
Rat glue or whisper?
Oh wait, are you coming here to judge us?
That's a real question, is all.
Clinic?
Yeah.
Yeah, look if you ever decide to clean up someday there's a clinic over in Southend no charge no cops nothing
What if we don't want any help? Well, if you change your mind tell him Samson sent you oh, that's so sweet get the fuck out of here
You want to die, I got this.
Bring the fuck up, old shit.
You're dead, bitch.
I got you.
What the?
Nothing.
No good to rehab now.
Come on, bro!
Yeah, there's nothing I don't think I'm gonna find a random cash roll
Maybe
Once I guess
People start screaming in total chaos, but I got out.
Yeah, what do we do here?
I don't think he drops cash randomly.
Listen, St. Dunstan's head there, find Father O'Malley.
I did O'Malley.
I wasn't saying it was the aimbot.
Oh shit, I thought that was gonna hit him.
The bar usually has cash?
Yeah, it's not looking too good right now.
Where is the bar?
Ummm...
I'm finding things to pick up, but not what I need.
Really.
Okay.
I forgot where the bar is on the map.
It's like near his house, like somewhere, I think it might be like around here.
I can't I'm at the end of the day so I can't do another mission
Random as garage
Right I should be near it
Keep it up fucker
What are these red dots?
Holy shit!
What if I just run home?
Just gonna run home.
See what happens.
I don't have to kill him.
Get them boys get them boys
Really there it is
All right.
Oh, there's the fucking bar.
Found it.
Okay, apparently you can't jump over this whole street.
Shit.
There's a way up on the bridge, but I'll go this way
Very nice
Don't make me grind another day
Okay, here we go
Now main story hey
Or not
I don't know one day closer to clean this day
another day I had a chance to get out of that mess
and say I was
dude are you fucking kidding me?
do you have to pay off the 70k?
what the hell is this?
I guess he did say wait a couple of days maybe have to wait one more day and then you'll
The game's just like stalling me right now.
Let's clear some beds.
Shake it off.
Let's see here.
Yeah, maybe one more day if I'm in a moment of my car cruising center cap.
Oh.
Fucking dead end.
He calls you back once your debt goes down to 50k.
I hope not.
I
Gotta ran the wheels
What
Wait, he's just left the car
Oh
Dude, what is going on man?
I
Best game
Yo
Jail buddy! The mission's over! You can go home!
Oh my god.
Why not stream 1440p, it's just not worth it
Okay, bro, you fell forward okay, buddy
He fell forward I didn't hit him
Hey, I'm looking for the banker
Someone just pull me out of the car
Oh, shit.
Yeah!
Shake it off.
Okay, buddy.
Oh, wait. You are the banker.
You are the fucking banker. They were like a bodyguard.
Bastard.
Shit.
Shake it off.
Oh, not good.
He's not the banker. He was not the banker.
The fuck? Oh.
Hey!
Hey, y'all, looking for the banker?
Is he in here?
Y'all, looking for the banker.
Oh, there he is.
Yo, nice bodyguards.
Get back in here.
Ow!
Yeah, chill, bro. I don't wanna fight.
Get out!
I'm gonna end up just agguring another copier in like two seconds headed in my direction.
I'm going home.
I'm sleepy.
Very nice.
Do one more.
I have 3200 I don't have to.
Alright, it's today the day he calls.
We got the call.
is this what we were waiting for?
the double tap
lets see what we have here
I don't get to pay the debt bro, I don't got to.
Motherfucker, do you think I know where the damn bar is?
I think I passed by it.
This guy told me to meet him at the bar and he doesn't even mark the shit ass map.
I think it's right there though.
Or it's in a more inner street.
I was like, you can literally, it's like right around here.
Oh, there it is.
Double flap.
All right.
What am I speaking to?
What up?
Chop chop bitch, you're late.
Give him a break.
You all right, Samson?
You don't look so good.
This can't be shit hanging over me.
If something's coming at us, I wanna know.
In that case, I got good news.
I've been digging.
Managed to find someone who can get us
into the Cumberland Club.
And why the fuck would we wanna go
to the Cumberland Club?
What?
You ain't got the table manners?
Nah, just worried they'll smell you coming.
Shut it.
Gamby had a safety deposit box and vaults there.
Oh yeah? What's in the box?
Everything apparently. Gamby was a woman of the future.
I'll give her that. Had all the files programmed onto a computer.
Those things you'll never catch on.
Agreed, but thank God she did.
Gamby had everything she was into on a floppy disk and a lock box.
Names, accounts, debt sheets, the works.
Bingo.
And our guy can get us into the vaults.
Simple as that.
He just needs us to pick something else up while we're there.
Of course he does.
Tommy, you already iced Gamby, bro.
It's done, zoe.
You didn't hear me.
OK.
Say you're wrong.
Who says this isn't a setup?
If Gamby was behind the hit on the double tap,
I mean, she's been on to us for a while.
We'd leave no stone unturned.
Oh, boy.
I gotta know, T.
Some rocks ain't worth looking under, Samson.
Just hang on a minute.
What did you guy need?
It's a diamond.
No.
No fucking way.
Come on.
We need the Samson.
No diamonds?
I promised this isn't a diamond heist we're there for the floppy
What difference does a little extra pebble make what are we talking?
What a few carrots never heard of the Brahmin diamond Jesus card and no I swore to Oona
I can't Oona is only breathing because I've been putting money in your pocket. You forget that. No, no
You owe me I'm calling it in do it. You can't get blindsided again. I can't
Oh, god damn it!
Now, the boy, job's simple.
Here's the key to the vaults.
Get in, pinch the disc in the diamond, get out.
Then, deliver the stone to my guy at the construction site on Spring Park.
He keeps his mouth shut, and you'll live happily ever after.
Security?
Yeah, plenty.
Stay on your toes.
The alarm system is wired directly to the PD2, so watch your step.
You got this, Samson.
What if a bunch of Silver Spoons got on you, right?
Sure.
Piece of cake.
All right, we can do that. It's not that difficult.
Just gotta go over here and you know steal a diamond and a floppy disk.
Not good.
We'll never suspect me if I drive backwards.
Never mind Al.
Just crit hit my vehicle.
Oh shit, this isn't turned well anymore.
Am I my brother's keeper?
Come back at night, god!
God damn it, stally motherfucker!
What the hell's in here?
What?
Shit!
What?
What the hell?
Why are you trying to kill me?
Can I help you?
This whole damn city is going to hell in a handbasket.
What? What the hell? Why are you trying to kill me?
Alright, what do we have here?
Alright, let's do this.
Yeah, which one of you sees her
That's not Caesar
Are you Caesar to the right?
Are you Caesar?
Yo, where the fuck is Caesar?
Oh, are you Caesar?
Upset man.
Man appreciate what you did, but they'll send more they always do yeah the next time
It won't be as easy
Wait what he was right there the whole time oh
Give it up bro just give it up man
You're making this harder on yourself dude. Just slow down brother slow down
You don't need to do this bro
I need to get my 10k in
Where are you leading me here boys? It's not saving you. It's not saving you
Oh no!
There she is! There he is!
You mother fucker!
Yeah, man, I'm full now!
Son of a...
Okay, you can't get?
God damn it.
Fuck!
There we go.
Sam, Sam!
I need to do one more mission.
Instead, come back at night, unless this counts right now.
I don't think it does, though.
Come back at night!
Good night!
Alrighty.
One last job.
Technically, if I do the mission and fail it, doesn't it make the time, uh, progress?
Right?
Some new cruisers are moving on the hill, I don't know if they're not welcome, I just
gotta kick their ass real quick.
Alright.
All right, get to stepping.
Reached the rival gang.
What the fuck?
What the fuck's the gang?
What the fuck are you?
What the fuck?
What the fuck is this?
Why are you beating your butt, man?
What the fuck, man?
That's not how you do it.
You're a bastard!
What the fuck?
Another round, huh?
Fuck, really?
You're not the first twins I've burst!
You're not the first!
There's some reason twins join a lot of gangs. There's something about the day I'm
sitting in twins where they all join gangs for some reason.
God damn it!
You're like the worst out of twins I've fought.
I'm ready ready and there's one and get ready for the others on one more ready
And there it is! And there we go! And there it is, okay.
Fuck off the drivers!
The enemy's got his hands on some cloning technology.
All right, we made it.
Are we good?
Sweet!
All right, the diamond heist.
The diamond heist.
Oh shit, there it is.
Wow.
Wow, okay.
Alright, let's see what we have here, get into the club.
club entrance oh I think this is it here oh shit the club lost friend
There it is, boys.
Holy shit.
You didn't even know what the fuck to do, bro. You had no idea.
Hey you, you're not allowed in here. That's no hot shot.
Buddy.
Hold that shit for me, bro.
Okay, hold this, bro.
Hold this, dude.
Hold that, dude.
Oh
Shit there's like a thousand of you
Why there's so many of you
Oh shit
Okay, okay, okay, you guys got so fucking HP out here. Everybody relax. Hold on.
Alright, open the door when I'm ready, you fucks. What? Are you fucking kidding? What happened?
what do you mean no way do I have to pay my debt or is it game over
I don't think I'm not I'm not sure if I'm at that point
You skip the mouse game for this bro
Okay, we're about to roll credits on this and put this game on the damn be-in-shelf. Okay, buddy
This is my game of the year
Alright, here we go.
God damn it it's a new day, fuck me.
I just realized I have to do two goddamn side quests now to open up the game.
Dude.
Yeah, I wonder if I can just bail a mission until it's night.
But, I don't know.
It depends how easy it is to technically fail the mission.
I'm not doing that quest.
Oh, can you just abort the mission?
And it's still six skip time
There it is
when a ball
I
Was one of all
All right time to lock in here lock in people lock in
You were here you were here another game beaten on the stream
You were here. I was here
Sorry
All right, here we go boys
Well, legitness
Brace
Everyone's dying
fuck that guy in the distance
Okay, you guys, like what you saw there, here, take one of these on the house.
Oh, he just punched him away.
Have a drink!
You want a drink, bro? Have a drink, dude.
You want a drink, bro? Have a drink, bro.
Have a drink, bro.
That's not yours, bro. Have a drink.
Please, not me, dude.
However the fuck is the ball? Where the fuck is the ball?
Follow the red. The red leads to the vault.
Stop stop right there not a chance pal
What the heck?
What the heck is that?
What do you mean by that bro?
What the heck?
Your friend takes damage?
I was trying to get a new piece of shit.
Where you going?
Oh, you're back, huh?
You're back, right?
Oh, now you get hurt.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Come on, now.
All right.
All right, I'm going to go tell your friends.
Hold on.
Stay there.
On the ball.
Tell your friends. Hold on. Stay there. Stay there.
On the vault.
This is where the stashes.
Oh, okay.
This is where the stashes.
Okay.
Come on!
Look at that!
Hold him up!
You got strength.
I'll give you that.
Stop!
Walk off.
I'll make you quick for you.
Look!
See?
Can I get a hand?
get up over oh you're back oh shit
trying to get you out of here he's a he's out bro no nice time dude
the fuck how do we get out of here it's burning
oh
ah
I don't have a place
fuck this place
Oh
My apartment oh same doors same interior designer
Oh shit, I'm gonna blend in.
It didn't work. They're too smart.
Oh, there's that car!
I
Got a break
Okay
We lost him, we found him!
Boat mate, boat mate, I just have to hope no one shows up here on the left.
Oh shit.
Oh my god, they're gonna show up. Don't see me, please.
Nice try, boys.
Yeah, maybe they did fix it.
Cause that was actually smooth.
What the fuck? Where's the con- Oh my. Okay, we got a journey.
I got it.
out of here.
Ma na na na na na na na
meet the contact we're in
where you at bro?
just take this hammer with me
knowing me it's me like
Ha ha ha, you got the diamond? No killing boys.
And the villain walks away and then I kill the guards and then I chase the villain because he failed.
No killing boys. Ha ha ha.
Is this even the right way? What the fuck?
What?
Is the contact up top?
Oh, shit.
Yo!
Where's the booze?
Oh!
I tried to tell you, bro.
Who is that?
Some rocks ain't worth looking under.
Carter's source had to be done.
But look on the bright side, brother.
We can split that diamond now.
We got it made.
What the fuck, Tommy?
Why?
I can't have Carter seeing what's on that dish.
Whoa!
This? Why not?
It's just dirt on people Gambi work with.
Wait.
It's not me, no.
Bobby you piece of shit
What the fuck is Bobby
Where did he live
Okay, you are really good at this.
What?
Oh boy!
Why'd you go to me?
Okay, he's literally gone.
Bro, he literally banished.
Don't tell me he's on the roof and he's like, I can't do it, Tommy, I can't.
Then he slowly backs up and just falls off and dies.
I can't do it, Tommy, I can't do it.
Stay in my car, you stand back!
AHHHHHH!
Alright, I've knocked out one of them!
I did this man.
While you were gone, who looked after Carter?
Me. Who kept track of his rackets?
Me. Who put up with his small fry
Domstall Hood bullshit for more than two fucking years?
Me.
So I'm damn sure going to be the one who gets paid now that his time's up.
I loved you, Tommy.
There's no reason to ask to change, Samson.
Like Father O'Malley always said,
Do not your brother's keeper.
No. I am not.
Just stay down, town, Samson!
No, I'm not!
I never betrayed you!
No, no, man, I never did, brother!
Please!
No, man!
Please, brother!
When I know, brother!
You're a brother to me, please!
Where's your weapon go, bro?
Come on, man!
I'm sorry, dummy.
I'm sorry, dummy!
You're my friend, friend!
Oh no!
You can make this work, bro!
Yeah, I wonder if I can guide him to a ledge and push him off?
Or am I just guiding him into an area where he's going to say mission failed?
Oh shit! Tavi, what did you do? Tavi! What have you done?
No. Tavi. God damn it, Tavi! No!
You made me you made me
Damn, you do not...
His thumb meter goes down.
I know.
Oh, okay.
You know there's something that goes one way. I swear it was always named for both of us.
No. No. No.
You have to?
You have to.
I'm sorry. For the work it... I'm glad it was you.
There it is.
Nothing ever really changes.
The only thing for people like me is to keep going, keep grinding, keep doing the work.
In Tindleston, you can either curl up and die like a dog in the street, or you can
fight the fuck back
All right that was actually ending
Oh
Yeah, you were here another one of the end
Let those that preach
Eat shit!
The proof is right there!
The proof is being screamed in 4K!
You were here, Chad. You poor witness.
Wait, and that is...
I feel like it's all down the middle from here.
I don't know if there's any game that will top that.
This would be a good start to just stop bit gaming right now.
Because everything else is downhill from here.
This is the peak.
This is where you stop gaming.
You gotta end at the high, bro.
This is the high.
We're at the peak, people.
I don't know what to tell you.
That was good shit.
Who wrote the story, um, about the guy?
I like how there's no keybind for stopper forward.
Whoa!
Wait, he's still standing right there.
He's alive! What the fuck?
Sequel bait!
Tommy Neville died.
The streets ran corrupt.
Tommy Neville died.
And now your one's the streets.
All right, there it is boys another one
What happened with your sister, I think you just assumed that he gave the diamond and then paid off the debt
ending with a crash
Poetic poetic what a game dude
that after credit scene holy shit that was beautiful man that was honestly the
full package breakfast lunch and dinner with dessert holy shit man there it is
goddamn damn
Mouse PI for hire. How much time do I have left in mouse?
I wonder, I thought I had like, yeah, I thought it was six hours.
I'm looking forward to Batman do I want to watch a dev diary about it.
I could hit up pragmatta I could either play CS or play some pragmatta.
He said you're going to play pragmatta. I know things kind of changed and I'm just weird.
You don't even be Pragmata. Yeah. How much time? How long is Pragmata?
Counterslop? I wouldn't call it that, dude. How many votes do you have for Sub-Sunday people?
703 votes, people. 703 votes.
Shit.
What about Rode and Rumble?
The servers are offline.
We could do, what time is it, 4.20?
What do we think it here, boys?
What do we think it here?
Replay Samson buddy. Okay chill. All right. Hold on.
Again. Do it again. Do it again. Now we see. Okay. Do it again. That's great. Do it again.
GTRP is having a drug dealer server just this weekend.
What?
Not again.
Yeah, we can end up some motherfucking brag matter, brother, but then motherfucking, I don't know, man, you know.
I just know I'm probably not going to beat it, dude.
CS is garbage.
Yeah, CS is like a, the counter strike experience is like a piece of marble that you're trying to carve.
Okay.
And I'm still trying to carve it.
I've been carving it for years, odd and off.
Carving it with a chisel and a hammer.
All right, it's always there.
It's always right there.
the butter knife.
Bang bang bang bang boom.
Yeah, but I guess with CS it is more like bashing your head into marble.
CS is not going anywhere. True. Learn Armahelicopter. That's going to take time because I have to grind for an hour in the server and then unlock the little bird.
I would do it, but it's too late to do that.
I do want to do that, but I can't just now, but it does.
I do want to do it.
I think the best way to do it would be with the controller.
You can just do it in training.
Oh yeah, you could just train the little bird instead of going on to the server.
All right, boys.
Very gonded.
Where are we jumping right now?
Are there side missions
and you can just do the main story in Pragmatic?
Can you just do the main story?
I'm not loading up Darkwood right now.
Is it a game where you can just, oh it is linear?
Oh.
Oh wait, hold up.
I don't even have the game.
I got to download the fucking game, dude.
How big is this?
Yes, another game where you are with a child chat.
I play this game in real life.
All right, let's see what we have here.
I don't need to simulate that life.
I live that life.
How about you says I might just download with no, okay, five minutes, whatever.
Alaska gold fever.
What the fuck is this?
Like gold prospect.
I can't even watch the video right now.
I'm using all internet power.
Oh God, beating this, trying this.
Beating this, we already beat the game, bro.
We already beat the game.
Now we're trying this.
Okay.
Um, Geo guess her for five minutes.
I can't, it's too laggy.
I could limit the download speed, but.
Ehh.
Hold up, hold up, sleeping is better than gaming.
Sleeping? Dude, a good ass sleep.
The bed is one of the greatest things.
Yes, I have to limit it a little bit.
As I was saying, the bed is one of the greatest things.
Wait, did the stream drop from that?
I just dropped a lot of frames.
It dropped.
Most fun I've had in a triple A in forever. Game runs beautiful, had one crash. Really.
Yeah, people really like that chat. I'm gonna take a shit. Hold up
you
Thank you.
you
All right.
All right, all righty, see what we have here.
Are you going to play ghost of Yote?
I've played it before, bro.
What happened to the tank game?
It was okay.
a lot of bots you reverse because no one was playing the game.
All right, so we have here.
Was this game made by resident evil devs?
not there yet. Oh fuck. Okay. Oh shit. Soon to be 36. Oh shit.
Oh my god.
This game made by video game donkey what?
Prague matcap.
Was there an Artemis 2 screenshot similar to this?
I was like, that'd be a good main menu.
That'd be a good main menu theme.
That reminded me of it.
It looks like Artemis too.
One of the pictures.
Okay, let's see.
Variable.
Ray tracing, path tracing.
TLSS reconstruction, global illumination, maxed.
I think we're good here. I think we're good.
That confirm it
Yes
All right, let's see we have here
Let's see standard
All right
Yeah, I put the demo I thought it was okay, but you guys you know
How does the game begin?
I repeat, this is Research Vessel Eurotus.
Identification number Delta Lima pop of one two nine or four alpha over
This is research vessel Eurotus eat a steam copy over
Still no response from the base AI I guess the reports are right
Okay, no AI no auto landing. We're going in manually
We got it. Just hold on to your lunch. Bring it in, Hugh.
Sit and control your way. Roger.
Hugh?
Switching to manual control. Confirmed.
Starting LSTV check. Lights. Oh, lights on.
Stretz down and green trust you some breaks
operation
We're clear for landing
Okay, okay
Unit 15
I can't believe they can just print something that big
That's Luna filming for you, these applications are practically endless.
You can create almost anything as long as you have a blueprint.
Advanced 3D printing?
It'd be nice if they could whip up someone to answer our call.
We flew all the way out here to clean up the mess.
At least they could do with me to some person.
Well then let's get in there and scope it out.
Corp is waiting.
He works for Delphi Corporation.
Do I have a 3D printer now?
I feel like there's only so many things to agree with one.
They're cool, but like...
How often are you pretty dumb shit?
There's enough batteries on, everyone. And don't forget to sink in.
Count check. We good?
Yep. No problems.
I'm clear.
Channel's online.
Okay. Let's move out.
Yeah, this is Samson's brother Hugh. Same universe.
Everything alright?
He's just in space.
Watch your step.
Space socks.
Ken, come on.
Hey, just give me a moment here.
Where's our welcome party?
I can't believe I missed my daughter's birthday for this.
You got kids?
Sounds rough.
I wouldn't trade it for a thing.
Showy Yongee.
Uh uh uh.
Okay okay.
Welcome to the Curator.
Initiating environmental optimization.
I
Okay, I mean visually the game looks fucking wild
Yeah, how are you gonna hit the fan?
I'm going on ahead.
Yeah, are these guys like a maintenance crew?
All right, let's see.
Yeah, I'm getting some lag spikes. Maybe I'll take out path tracing?
I could take out path tracing.
Let me see, maybe it will clean up.
You can climb the cargo to get up here.
No stairs?
Instruction still underway.
Lunam, Lunafilm, I can observe and copy any information that comes into contact.
Okay, this is like the upgrade resource, Lunafilm and surprise, 70 FPS.
Maybe in this game maxed out, you need to play this on quality.
the twenty-five mess not exactly a popular hangout is it
uh-oh
what about this rubble doing here we're gonna need some backup it's just papers
We need a broom or our hands.
Uh.
Whoa.
Welcome to the cradle.
Please state your request.
Welcome to the cradle. Please state your request clear us a path and then take us to the data center
As you wish
Yeah, there's really this game looks insane. She's what went down here keeps up with the new resident evil
Through the rest we're gonna be sending most of the people here back to earth soon anyway
Just leave everything up to AI.
Yeah, and then they send us when the thing needs fixing.
It's like I always say...
...you can't trust a bot.
I don't know. Kind of like this one.
Man, they're really not gonna come out here and meet us?
Yeah, creepy-ass bot design, what the hell?
Uh oh.
Oh my god.
Oh, headshot.
What the heck, man?
A rumble?
Oh, this is when you- oh, that's how you meet her?
What the heck is that?
Every single hair strand is path traced.
Oh.
The futuristic Band-Aid.
Biomedical diagnostic's online, administering cellular repair.
Vitals stable, awakening subject, here, Williams.
Here's the whole crew died.
here he doesn't know
I'll fuck rebranded Siri
Oh, we have guns.
Man-flagger!
Oh, you can shoot without...
Oh fuck.
Oh.
You don't have to ADS.
How can she hack?
Watch the greeny x-y-notes to hack the target.
I think I played this on a controller.
There's no time to explain.
How the fuck do you do this shit?
Get down.
Oh, okay.
That's fine.
Watch this.
Wow.
Let me shut off the path, Tracy.
There's like a mini stutter, and then I'll just play on DLA.
Mm-mm-mm.
Oh, shit.
You can't shut it off unless you restart, yikes.
You're not human?
Tell me what's going on here.
Forget it.
Let's go and wait.
We've got bigger problems.
No!
Captain?
Are you okay?
Game survived.
are you sure about it
captain captain
damage
how am I supposed to do that you're the fucking astronaut I don't know
Oh, really?
Wait, really? Is this W?
Okay, these are health. This is health.
Health Q.
I wonder if this will spawn me right here if I just shut it off real quick to come back.
Yeah, I wonder if it would just spawn me in right here.
Let me see.
Let me just shut it off and then I'll play it with the LA.
Yeah, meet ya man.
Thank you bro.
Thank you for those gifties dude.
There we go.
A little trade off situation.
Texture quality back to default.
No, you want the textures fucking all the way up, Matt?
Yeah, right here.
Wait, I'm still getting stutters.
What the hell?
There's a little pod!
Oh shit!
Passing through more blue, open up, and Hans is hacking.
I
Can control the dodge
So there's this way faster on mouse.
You can just like paint.
Okay, you better stay up there.
I'll get after that trap.
Oh, those things should be out of the way.
Yeah, you can just like quickly paint your the hack.
There it is, we made it, easy.
to the shelter. Structural integrity of boarding dock below acceptable parameters.
Sealing access.
Silly! You're almost supposed to get back to my ship!
Oh.
I was gonna launch this.
Yeah, all those space shots are awesome, man.
Okay, your turn. Just what are you?
I am DI-03367, a state of the art pragmatic created here at the cradle. I possess basic
life-saving protocols.
Okay, okay, that's enough. I don't need the user's manual.
Alright, next question. What the hell is going on here? And why are these things
trying to kill us. I don't know. State of the art, huh? I can't believe they're all
gone. That was fast.
Hey, uh, D.I.
I am D.I.03367.
Is that a name?
Hold on a second.
Don't you have a name or something?
I said I am D.I.0.
Okay, okay.
Look, how about we call you Diana?
Diana?
Yeah.
From now on you can be Diana.
Diana?
Yeah.
Diana.
I could get the new drivers, I could.
Phew! Diana!
Diana?
Diana!
Yeah. Oh, they're called pragmatas, the robots. This game seems like it'd be fast to just quickly
download the drivers and load back up. So might as well literally spawn me right here
and takes like two seconds anyways.
I'm already done downloading.
This might fix it.
I haven't had to download drivers for a game in a while.
I did it for Crimson Desert because I wanted more FPS.
Let's see if this does anything.
Check if your drive is full.
Maybe.
Yeah, I should have known the last time I had a game stutter for me.
My C drive has 19 gigs, but I don't think that has anything to do with it.
I doubt it.
I don't think it does.
I'll delete.
I deleted IM Jesus Christ and Spark in the Dark.
Oh, shit.
All right, let's see here, please don't fail NVIDIA, please don't fail, I know I deleted
it bro, I know, I know, oh my god, blasphemy, shout out for SubSunday, people of over SubSunday.
come on don't fail don't fail come on buddy don't fail me what the hell
fragmentary order is already here the game just got announced isn't there
isn't it nowhere near completion and it's already uh all these games are out but
this one was just what the fuck that's so weird really and mongol star
divide over uh star dive what is this game
it's already got the game plugged into all the nvidia shit
oh it's a gacha game of course
i was pragmat out of 10 i just started out no opinion i just learned that pragmat are what
what the androids are called.
Still using the 4090?
Yeah, but when the 6090, uh-oh.
Oh no, we're good.
Holy shit, I thought it broke.
Yeah, but when the 6090 is announced,
it will be a bigger boost, okay?
Cause I,
yeah, it said successfully installed, right?
What the fuck?
I did say that, right?
I don't know what it said actually.
Did it say it installed correctly?
Did it say restart PC to fully install?
I don't know what it said.
Uh-oh. Yeah, usually it just completes.
All right, we're good, now we're locked in.
So this game is purely linear,
or is it like there are some side quests that you can do,
but you don't have to do?
Right now the biggest thing of me playing this game is,
I like how it takes place on the moon.
I like the sci-fi nature of it. That's the main thing right now.
Okay let's see here okay we got to go through this
I
Do we not contact earth from here
Whoa! She hacked it!
Of course!
Diana? Diana?
Yeah? What?
See this spot? You think we can get here in one piece?
Uh, I guess you wouldn't know that, would you?
Nope, but I have an idea.
Really?
Yeah, we'll go, and if you don't get hurt, that means it's safe. Let's go!
Sounds like a plan
The shelter is a place away from crying eyes and enemy interference when you where you can safely upgrade unlockability is initial it out
This is like the player hub
No data, I don't have shit right now. I
Just started the game dude firmware updater
Oh, okay. I don't have anything. I already turned path tracing on.
Well, let's try our best, Q.
Yo, I'm gonna need your support while I'm back home.
It's pretty fun talking like this. Let's talk a bunch while we have the chance.
Okay, I need to leave can I see my mission unless this is the way forward
Walkout controls
All right here
Replicator
alright this is nothing here oh what is this
dude it's so rare to feel it have a game stutter so I don't know what the
fuck is causing it
Oh my god, what the fuck, buddy? I don't know why you do this.
Maybe.
Delphys? What the fuck? Immersion? What the hell?
Oh yeah, that thing.
Okay then, guess we should make for the power plant.
You can board the tram in the shelter, travel to tram stations in other sectors.
Okay, this is how you basically go to new levels.
Ride the tram, solar power plant.
All right, looks like we gotta turn the power on.
What's 4k funny, bro
Why is it so dark it's no one's home
I put are you saying put it to eight or something or what do I put it on? Oh
Oh further down that's video quality
That's like the videos
emergency mode
restore power
let's go find it
that's how she has a scan
what the fuck is this?
oh that's where the trim is
Okay, okay.
The top floor, huh?
The floors aren't there anymore.
Uh oh.
The doors aren't there anymore.
Uh-oh.
Nice.
God fucking damn it, bro.
Holy shit.
What if it's, oh you can't even play full screen.
I don't know what to shut off.
Oh you can do an air dash.
It's just a game difficult while paper engine is not running.
It's just the beginning of the game.
I'll tell you who shoot those crystals.
Severe tremor detected.
Skip to the top floor.
Wait, return to shelter?
That's where I'm at, babe.
What now?
It's taking aim!
Kill!
We did it!
Walk, walk!
We did it!
Walked, walked.
The rest of the head down for a second was under safe.
Come on, let's just upgrade weapons and abilities.
Today's gameplay seems pretty straightforward.
One of the power of all on-site locations has been set.
Please complete a manual receipt of the power plant control to fully restore communications.
Double locks, huh?
Starting to feel a bit unwelcome here.
I wonder if Craig will stand for easy access.
Maybe?
Enough?
Don't look now.
We got 100.
What?
Is it my fault?
Oh, my brother's gun sucks ass.
It's not really a straight shoulder, I gotta shoot fuckin' robots with it.
I thought I could melee it.
Escape hatches, allowing to travel to and from the shelter, leads to the Lord Tram stop.
Okay. Wait, is that what I have to do? I think I missed the place I needed to go. Am I tripping?
Oh, this activates it?
Oh, okay.
What the hell, there's a bunch!
We're scattered.
Looks like there's stuff.
First one down.
We're scattered.
Looks like there's stuff up there I can go to.
I'm gonna drop down here.
Oh, a new gun?
Shockwave gun?
Oh, this already seems nice.
Shockwave gun.
Oh, I already got the best game in the game.
This is crazy.
Oh, hell.
Yeah, that gun's crazy.
Oh, I lost it though.
Weird.
I got everything.
Ah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I think I can maybe open these.
Lies
Fuck man, I think my eye yeah, I still stutter it's not even that I still I'm still stuttering it's not enough PS or shoe
Stasis net
That's a... how many now?
That was four! One more to go!
NOOOOOO!
No, Q!
Jump, Q!
What the fuck was that?
You get it!
Damn those things are fucking tanked!
Wow that damage is just kinda shitty.
I wonder if you spam hack and just ignore the blue.
Just keep doing a little pack damage.
Oh shit, what the fuck? Hold on.
Wait, this isn't good. I need it to go back.
Okay, all right, we got this one here a little upgrade again, you know, what the fuck really
Really?
Where's this last piece? I think it was over this way.
How you can drop down here too?
How's it here?
Uh-oh.
You have a weak spot?
What the fuck?
He took forever to die.
As is this.
Looks like I can break it.
Maybe I come back when I get an upgrade to use that.
I'll drop it down here, or somehow we can back up to the top floor.
That's the Earth.
The blue part there is all ocean.
Look outside and you can see it from here.
That's weird.
Only got half of it here.
Ah, okay. The printer's busted.
The data here looks alright.
The data?
Water everywhere.
Kinda hard to appreciate when it's just the half.
Listen, we get back to the shelter, I'll walk you up in the mud.
Really? I wanna see!
If you just call it spinning globe, some days the world can feel so big otherwise it can feel so small.
How you can give her items.
Let me try...
and capping the frames.
Everything requires you to return to the main menu.
All right, what else should I shut off?
Texture quality.
I'll set it to high.
I'm going to make it so framerate.
I can't change.
Oh, it doesn't matter.
Okay.
I'll see if it happens oh my it's still stutters how is frame gen fucking
lagging shit. It never does.
Yeah, did I reset my shit?
It said turn on the generator.
It's still doing it.
Restart the game without pathtracing.
Once she turned it on, it doesn't go away.
Let's see.
does everything with the obvious restart bro when I do it you know how many games I play
I'd never had to restart a game to fix the fucking stutter this guy's so emotional over
his fucking video games yeah he plays like once in a one in a blue moon you know how
many fucking games I play how many times do you have to restart to fix an issue literally
never. Yeah, this doesn't reset my shit, right? And upgrade to your repair cartridge? Nope,
I'm still settering, I'm still settering.
Damage, hacking damage.
If you go full hack build, full hack build.
Ba na na na na na na na na na na na na na.
Be a sync on, let's see.
I can't- did this restart the fucking game? Oh no, sealed sector gate. Okay. Okay.
So we came back and then we're coming back
We can use this to go back to the shelter good to know if things get crazy we can head back for a breather
dude
Did I just read did I exit to the main menu and it didn't it didn't save it
are you fucking kidding respond to him what are we doing
first one down buddy what what what the fuck are we doing here dude
Oh my
I'm not sure if I'm going to be safe on this area.
That's true.
Is that one up close?
I don't know what to do with that.
Back off!
Incoming!
All right.
Well, that's how you get this one.
Nice.
There's one over there.
I kind of missed how to get that.
Give it a get it though.
I pop off here.
Oh my god, I got it.
Oh, I missed it.
Yo, what up guys?
Oh, whoops, I didn't do that.
I feel it's, I swear it's...
Did I get them all? I feel like I missed one of them.
Who the fuck is the last one?
Oh, yeah, that one.
No, I missed it again.
Shit.
Ow.
I gotta go around.
Yeah, maybe I do a dash midair.
Yeah, more dashes mid-air.
Now my guns suck ass, we're gonna be here for a year killing you.
I didn't even look at my fucking HP, bro.
Are you fucking kidding?
You have to do this shit again?
Buddy.
Oh my fucking god.
This game is, this gun is so much better.
That gun is the best gun
I should take that from the arsenal
Or maybe I have it all the time
Looks like it unlocked it
You know you can't save it auto saves
New attack, printed gear, oh.
There we go.
You can save while you're in home base.
Oh, shit.
Hey, do you remember that pressure bot?
It's pretty slow, but I thought it's good.
Oh, and when you die, you don't have to redo everything, I thought you guys were fucking
up the crack.
It saves the progress on the level, I thought it starts the level all over again.
Yeah, it seems like some of the mobs respawn.
You can use that to make boss stop moving!
Maybe there's an elevator.
I made it!
Look! What's this?
That's the Earth.
The blue part there is all ocean.
Look outside and you can see it from here.
That's weird.
We're gonna have to go here.
Okay, printers busted
But the data here looks all right
Kind of hard to appreciate when it says that
Listen, we get back to the shelter. I'll walk you up a new one
I want to see!
Um...
Okay...
Oh yeah, be like a pretty printer for furniture.
I got a hurry contact
Okay, can you say here to we have here
Harden suit, increase max HP. Oh, okay.
Oh, you can equip mods.
I don't know if this is going to instantly transfer me home or I can like, chill for a second.
I don't want to get transported back.
Okay, I'm good yet
Okay, I'm lost at all the work
You return right back and it's a checkpoint
Yeah, it seems like you're using the pistol all the time, so you want the pistol high up.
I want to go hack build, but you also, I'm going to sue.
Um, I think she wants me to put the glow down.
Earth!
One cabin coin.
her hold on to it just in case. Okay, how does she actually use this love?
This is blinking like I can get more stuff.
Okay, oh these are where the mods are at.
You have unfilled slots in your loadout.
I have to re-quit that.
battle industries of boss fight a generator bomb
D-Code. Hacking nodes have special effects that trigger when passed through while completing a hack.
We can use this to get harder and beat things back.
Let's do this!
I've got a lot more damage.
Oh, ammo is full.
Looks like I can go up here and this leads to something.
Oh
Seems like there's no fall damage let's test it
Make sense
Oh, yeah, this is a boss by room
Whoa
An elevator. I thought some guy was gonna jump down.
All plans to gauntlet.
I did more ammo on this gun.
Wait, can we go here?
Oh, I look like I can go there.
We made it! Restore power to the lunar base!
Right there, right there!
There's a bunch of these.
It's like you loot different hack modules.
Alright, this is definitely a boss fight room.
50%
Oh
60%
Grammary, unauthorized access detected, severed primary connection
This is EGUS, unregistered guests of Forbidden Fund's area, initialing sector guard protocol
Scanning
I'll be identified neutralizing the fence looks like we're going to have to fight our way
I
only she critical shot a powerful follow-up attack when near a downed enemy
Oh, no ADS, no ADS.
You're not ADS.
program I'm gonna use it up opens nearby enemies and mollusk them briefly and
deals damage okay so she has like an old
Ah, I see you.
It's the little Gagore!
All right.
And as you know, it's restored.
Yeah, baby. We did it!
This is how we say, good job.
High five.
Carried by the Clanker. Shelter license key?
Well, let's just take it back to the shelter.
There it is.
Earth?
Mass production array
That should take care of the cradles power problem next up the MPA and the comms tower
Now the comms tower
What is that?
What is that thing?
I'm going to get a better look.
Wait!
What the?
Careful.
Hello.
We are Cabins.
Your once up companion for all things shelter.
Careful.
Hello. We are Cabin. You're once a companion for all things shelter.
Companion, huh? So where you been all this time?
We believe you have a shelter of license key in your possession.
This thing?
We wanted out the giant fox!
So, Cabin, what up?
I
Phone 30
to serve
The shelters here with a level system deliver a shop of licensee to the cabin to increase the job of the love of not additional functions
Cradle crew allow us to enhance your shelter life experience with our newest service
Exchange cabin coins to unlock shelter surfaces a little quid pro clean
Please accept this gratuity for first-time crew one cabin coin complements of the shelter
Nice
Take a look at our fine selection of stamp boards
Spend cabin coin to claim prizes from an open slot on the stamp board complete a bingo to receive additional rewards
I have two.
Walker Bot dead will be uploaded.
No.
Oh, you have quite the eye, Ordin.
Triple bingo.
Secure the shopping district in the mass production array to unlock.
impeccable choice so I can cycle video shit maximum glad we could be our
assistance
okay
shelter level upgraded damage for decode abilities fast moves crit shots
Attachments.
I'm gonna go full hack build.
Multi-hack.
Luster upgrade is huge.
I think you have to equip that as well I have none
you gotta go to the relay
play oh so you have to actually equip that every single time
Okay. Let's head to the comms tower. It should be at the mass production area.
Contact Earth from the comms tower. Earth. I can't tell if we'll actually go to Earth,
Earth, but I need to know about my team
Yeah, the whole team died and the AI are taking over earth needs to know
You're gonna blow up the moon. It's the only way
Hey wait
Lots of hay cat
Hey, I bought with a holographic cat
What are you doing you try to hurt yourself
That's not the point
You have to be more careful.
If something happened to you, I'd be in real trouble.
In real trouble? Why?
I mean, you'd best think on that yourself.
Okay. I will.
Oh, we got cats. We're all the people
Cal is the last thing I was expecting
The sweat
They're scattered all over the place.
What is this?
Area closed for testing?
Oh.
Yeah, I don't know.
The game is lagging right now.
We'll figure it out another time.
I know a game that doesn't lag.
I know of a land that doesn't lag.
Although I did give you drivers, so I'm feeling a little lag at the moment, uh-oh.
I am feeling a little bit of lag, dare I say.
Part one of one, maybe two games.
I can stream that a little later today.
It depends how fast the first game goes.
All right, last time I played we won. Can we do it again?
Let's roll.
I got a triple stack. All right. I'll play anything. I'll even play overpass.
I'd rather go to Nuke we got Peter payload
Peter payload
Teriyaki chicken and gyoza.
Bro, it's all about the teriyaki salmon.
Teriyaki salmon, avocado and rice.
Easy clap.
of
the
death
of
death
Yes, sir, I got the utile for door
You know payload
I'm ready to come up, Artie Hut.
Another one, Hutton.
You're a failure.
You're a drop, Smith.
You don't drop down and roll your legs back up.
Yo, one tap, one dig, one tap.
Dooley's, one tap.
I've never used this.
One mini.
I'm making crap for it.
You got him!
I was gonna get him.
Is that money fucking?
Wait, do you seed?
Wait, what?
Wait, why did he leave?
Okay.
Yeah, these games are serious at this rank, okay?
Okay, the elo is literally our bloodline, bro.
At this rank, the elo is like your fucking bank account,
all right, you're actually losing $300 for a loss.
He was so embarrassed, he left, what the fuck?
Ha, ha.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.
What's up lyric? Big fan. Here we fucking go. Here we fucking go. How the fuck did he even notice?
Get him dude. It's whatever man, he's got chat to tend to, I understand. How the fuck did he even know?
the damn steam profile searcher dude dude's Facebook is steam profiles inside
right there.
Mom's on Facebook and these are fucking Steam profiles.
Again, inside.
Will you play face it cash next week now I
Literally only play this game for the premiere like anything else is noise and it was the time
one's garage and one's in the red
big and one went to spawn they're saving
Oh
He's there
Is this where you are?
Where you at bro?
You know you're here!
Yeah don't need squeaky this time!
I said how the hell was he so hidden?
What the fuck?
We're not doing anything
I
First off shot does it hit
Careful
I got fucking rates dude one round
You win there's brothers
I floated
Yeah, we are I don't know if the arp hits today that didn't count I
Haven't shot yet
I'm going to the smoke shield.
Wait.
Stay in the smoke.
He's not there.
We just started, brother!
Fresh nuke match!
Oh my god, I'm so poor!
Bye!
What do we do here, brother?
What do we do here?
You know, armor is overrated.
Armors, who needs armor when you can dodge?
Who needs armor when you can fucking
just get you an invasive target?
Alright.
I'm not looking to get shot.
So I don't need to hop.
Okay.
I don't know.
Did we play the right side, buddy?
I don't know, I've seen the peeks.
I see a great chain, pick your sheet.
I'm good.
You're better.
I'm good.
You're better.
Right side garage, tag.
What's going on in your name?
Whoa!
Dude, I'm facing the whole round.
Dude, he ran out on the right side and went left.
What the fuck, man?
Yo, come on, bro. You're here.
Here we go. Come on, roll dog.
Rush we go we go ramp smoke the Molly save that she
Peter payload I
Need to I need to I need to save
I need to save
I'm just shutting it down.
Ah, single on sight.
No, no, no, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
shit you could probably pick that ramp guy real early and we can slow take it
Cuz he's probably gonna peek from the fucking the railing again
And it's the only it's only the one guy
One guy bro one guy I believe in you bro. I believe I believe I believe and I will win it after I believe
That's ramp that's ramp we're going we're going
I
Did they flash through squeaky squeaky still closed
I think my teammate was smoked off watch it up team
fire in the hall
you good?
i was in
i created a bomb
i'm in place
one coming round
uh oh
Better
Care control
I can finally get up and get out of here.
Go out.
Damn, oh boy.
Finally an offer who's actually as good as me on my team.
I can finally, bro.
Finally I can chill holy shit rare bruh it's rare
Finally bruh
One minute.
Dead minute.
Top five, I think.
He's not top five.
He's out and up in the front of Squeaky. He's behind the triple boxes.
Fire in the hole!
What the fuck are the triple boxes?
I waived.
Empty the fake vent.
One ramp.
Dead fake.
Lesson for ramp.
Back.
Ramp.
I don't know how that guy rafter didn't kill me.
Where you going with that pimple?
Ah, squeaky.
Don't block me.
Don't need squeaky.
here we got it!
take two, take two, running it back, running it back
dude, nobody's gonna let you speak
you're king!
what is the timing with these fucking squeaky bitches?
oh?
There's no company, but they're there.
Alright, this team's squeaky, I can't pick the squeaky here.
Close squeaky. He's upper. Close squeaky.
Good go for the H&A.
There's an ox squeaky, grab that sheep.
I'm going.
I
What are you doing?
One more round close. One more take, Bobby.
The crunching lot. Bomb is outside.
Nice.
One's red.
Damn, Bobby.
One's red.
Damn lobby controller.
Bomb is outside the lobby, they don't know.
Oh, JDK, your timing can suck my balls, friend.
Call the door there!
I'm lagging my life.
Oh my God, he's back.
The lag actually saved him.
What the hell is that?
Who called it in?
That guy's laugh is good.
I think it's these needles or something everywhere.
You need one, Temple?
Nah.
Fire in the hole!
Dude.
Oh buddy, the timing of life, the timing of life, the timing of life.
I strafe not expecting him to be right there, so I left.
heaven heaven
alright alright dude I've been money fucked this whole half
I
Peter payload I was
I
Hit him once with the Diggle around
I
Outside
I'll put it in.
Be your up.
We'll be back to it when we walk here.
Mmm.
Alright, ace, ink.
Are those the commando gloves?
That's the first time I've seen those.
Oh, people think these are ugly.
Come on, come on, jump, jump.
Alright boys, let me try to play this game.
I
Smoke the push name outside clear center
Right new chair
Yeah, we should stack inside
I'm gonna do it again
And do we have a what a
Player who is really small like really tiny mini player
You're ready names on my queen
Oh you fuck
I
Said
Dude what one lower made it down down secret what the fuck even is this how did he even get down there?
It's upper
There's fucking JDK guy keeps catching me
I swear he snuck down Ben and no one was watching squeaky.
of
It's two more.
I don't know.
Fully on A.
Yikes.
Why the fuck are you turning around at the last second?
It's so random, dude.
It's a lobby
I have to load my back to hut
Bro diffusing smoke I believe
Get on bra
this isn't good very nice
how are we gonna save it?
need to act something?
yeah
hold back
I'm calling flashbacks
okay
I
Nothing
Have they crossed outside yet? No, what they dropped me
dude bro right how are these guys going for squeaky
what the fuck is going on here dude
time to lock it guys everyone sit up in your chair
I might just play in the vent and they keep sneaking down vent
Sneaky beaky like
I'm gonna get dumbed as soon as I go
No way they're doing that again
My god, bro
Wow
Gg one fake fun
That touches
Down done
I
The terrorists win.
Holy moly.
Okay, if somebody wants to go secret to outside I'm gonna play heaven with the other
and then we have a guy mini and then you should have one ramp.
Yeah.
Like rock to that.
Okay.
Deed up.
What's going in?
Get the battery.
Oh, sorry.
No, no, no, no.
Outside.
I'm going to watch out.
Okay.
Oh, sorry.
No, no, no, no.
Outside.
I'm going to watch out.
Okay.
I'm going to work outside of my car.
Alright.
That's bomb down.
Where is that?
Bomb down, lobby.
One red.
Yeah.
Grenade out.
I'm holding ramp and checking HUD.
Okay, I'm watching outside.
There it is, boys!
There it is!
I got an opt to watch outside.
Where are you going to watch it from?
Big.
Okay, Peter, can you just get on the east side somewhere like Faith Van or Tetris or something,
just somewhere on the side?
Yeah.
Watch their vent push here.
They might quickly go down to me.
Yeah, I'll watch them.
the
russian
the
of the
What is it?
I'm not sure.
Where is mom?
Uh, behind you inside.
Oh, shit.
No.
Oh, I don't like this.
20 seconds.
No!
Why the fuck are you double backing?
Oh my god!
Fuck!
I thought it was gonna go through like control window and down.
Ah, I should have just like camp single and waited.
Flashback!
Some Lobby.
I'm gonna go help Ram.
Nice. Just play Scythe, chill, don't push.
Careful Mini. I backed off on Zaru now.
One Lobby, no one's outside. I'm watching any push.
One more.
One more with bomb.
Nice.
Oh, I got it back.
I can watch outside again.
Oh my fucking god, man.
I mean we needed that round can you drop me a little I tell you they're gonna do a
little sneaky vent drop into like three rounds earlier
Outside clear.
One outside.
Where?
On site.
Flashing site.
On site, on site.
Nice. Oh no! Sorry.
Dude, you're gonna die in like several different ways. It doesn't matter.
The guy who jumped into a marriage from height.
Oh my dear.
You're naughty. You don't know about my shit.
You need a drop?
Ah yes.
Careful for an outside push here
We're gonna do if they're gonna do a Russian if we don't hold the Russians to GG
One marshmallow right now
It's a planet for hub
Close, close, close!
Nice
I should have said squeaky instead of close
Are they shivering?
That's a win, yeah, kind of, yes, kind of.
Uh oh, uh oh.
Got you, Peter.
Geos pick several.
These fellows are gonna regret waking up this morning.
Ramp are outside.
I don't know, it seems you're in here.
That's it outside, smoked outside, no vision.
They can't make it, they have not made a secret.
I'm true.
One could be sneaking outside.
One squeaky.
We don't have anyone on A, so.
I'm inside of...
Where do you have him?
Drops down, then.
He made it down.
going for that plant just still one more squeaky
nothing outside
there should still be one by squeaky nice
uh rafter and ramp last guy's on a on a coming down then
I
Was locked in
Okay, I got good frags on them
Flying flash by
One here
No single one side one side
I had shot at him damn bro
These guys were so good at being little fucking rats going down the vent.
They were so good at it, Chad.
That's why I can't fit.
That's why I was like, watch them.
Watch that vent.
Oh, man.
Shit.
Chad, I would do another one, but I'm out.
I'll be on tomorrow. Sub Sunday people is happening. Yes, indeed. We have 814 votes. Holy shit. Dead channel. All good, though. Even though we are dead, we are necromancers. We will rise.
Chat, till next time, I'm gonna bounce your GGs. Sub Sunday. Holy moly. What is out there? Even though there is already things out there to play right now.
Buh what else is out there edition all right here we go chat. I will see you guys