I
oh my god people seven let us cast me out we get off on such a high gas doing the
oh what up what up people fresh week fresh week new games maybe it depends
What's going on I guess doing chat. Yes. Yes.
I'm a dashy life.
I thought your life was cool, bro.
It was all right, bro.
That's okay, man.
Why not, buddy?
Why not buddy vampire crawlers this tomorrow is the Michael I just turned it up
Give it a real shot. It's actually Pete character creator, you know
It's a cool game. I just I don't know. I'm just not interested. I
Don't know man
It looks like it's a cool game to mess around with you know if you want to do all the sim shit, but like yeah
It has a bunch of customization. Give it another hour. Check out hunger on steam already got
that shit with wishlist a dude I got it
uh-huh uh-huh
wow prop hunt comes out tomorrow I want
to see a trailer just to see how much
they're going crazy about it I hope it's
like a full fleshed out system and it's
fun I would redownload wow to play
that I would I would I would I would
I would
Yeah, we met your gameplay teaser
We am oh well an hour ago with the help
This is already what they showed though. Yeah, we already saw that they just separated it
True pragmatic true it was good man. It was good, bro
True, buddy. Bro, I just took care of the kids from 6 a.m. to now, buddy. Okay? You want me to take care of another kid?
Rob, I need to do something else now, man. I'm good, bro.
Uh, Astor fell? What do we have here?
Oh my god.
I've lived the life buddy. What is Astrofell? What do we got here?
Uh, Astrofell? Hold up. Actually technically I already, yeah, now I've got a...
Are you playing the D4X pack next week for story?
I don't know man. I don't know. It's not on my radar. I'm gonna be honest. Diablo 4 is on an extreme back burner, you know, unless I got to put on my business suit. I don't see myself loading up the EXE.
I'm gonna be honest. You know, there's a business proposition.
Well then, you know.
Uh, Gloria Victus MMO, we will weesh.
What do we have here, what do we have here?
Gloria Victus.
Blizzard killed Turtle Wow after 8 years, is that true?
Wasn't that the most popular private server?
Heroes of might and magic olden era idea Xbox showcase set for April 23rd. Oh
Buddy dude Xbox loves their fucking Thursdays
Literally five damn days and you land on the one day
Usually the idea Xbox showcases are they're usually like kind of they're not bad
sometimes they show some interesting stuff that may or may not be a pug wait tune in for
assassins creed black flag resinked worldwide reveal showcase on April 23rd oh well there
you go. It's officially being announced on Thursday and then also the Xbox event is on Thursday.
Do I, do I switch the day off? I don't know it would be for a one hour event. I don't know if
anything else is coming out. Elden Ring produced by Studio A24 in partnership with Bandai Namco
and filmed for IMAX, is slated for release March 3rd, 2028.
There it is.
There it is. You know what, man? If they actually pull it off, dude, that's crazy.
I think I got early access to Saros. Let me see here. Is that this week?
Because that is a game. I mean, now that it's not coming out on PC, I want to beat it on
PlayStation
And now it comes out on Monday
Yeah, wait this shit comes out on Monday
Finish dragons dogma
Hey, bro
The full cast
Who's playing red on production?
I don't know.
Who's who? Who's who?
I'll wait for the trailer, bro.
If they actually pulled this off, I it's it will be impressive.
OK, it will be impressive.
How will it not?
Yeah, who's who says Sarah's is coming out Thursday next week?
Monday. The movie is a prequel to the games.
Fucking guy knows more than the director.
If that's the first time you're the director, heard that.
Secura movie makes sense. Elden Ring is just too much.
Elden Ring is definitely going to be.
Yes, I don't know how you.
They're gonna have to sort out the information and just put it into a two-hour palatable make sense
Session I they can do it. They can do it. It's gonna be very abstract. I feel like they can do it
They can streamline a lore movie on Elden Ring
It has a lot of pieces, but once you got all the pieces they can streamline it
With a lot of shit taken out
What's the best thing 24 has made?
What's the best thing?
It needs to be an HBO series.
The lighthouse with what's his face?
Degree night.
Yeah.
To another video.
Let's say we're gonna talk about the core dual which is world of Warcraft's version of the prop hunt mode
In this video, we're gonna go through everything that you need to know about this brand new game mode coming in patch
1205, what's the gameplay? What are the rewards? How does it work? All those things are gonna be covered in this video
But before we get into that guys
I do want to let you know that I am streaming on twitch.tv slash mr. GM
If you want to see me through in World of Warcraft midnight any sort of wow, I'm over on twitch.tv slash mr. GM
All right, okay, the core duel is coming
This was announced to the state of Azeroth event a couple months ago
And we finally had our hands on it on the 1205 PTR and it's pretty interesting
It's very unique for world five players
I kind of enjoy it actually so as mentioned this is coming in 1205
Which is currently rumored to launch on April 21st or 22nd depending on your region
So what on earth is Decor Duel? So Decor Duel is a casual non-lethal PVP mode.
It is 5v5 and is actually queued through the PVP group finder or at an MBC in Falcon Wing Square
and is available from level 10 onwards it seems, at least on PTR.
Now as of the recording of this there is one map available and that is the Falcon Wing Square.
However in the State of Azeroth it was mentioned that the two neighborhood areas
will also be a choice, maybe not at launch, but maybe later on in the system. So we might end up with
real this in it. At launch, it looks like we are getting just one. So it's like a general gameplay
of the core duel is that there are two rounds with one team being the hiders and the other being
the seekers. And then it rotates. It's essentially hide and seek, but a few extra steps here. So
let's talk about being a hider. So when you're a hider, you have to disguise yourself as a
decor item around the map and try not to be seen. You can switch your appearance to different
decor items or switch with the one in front of you. You can also lay traps and stun the
seekers if they reveal you so you can try and get away. Some of these abilities...
Yeah, I guess this looks okay.
Man, nothing beats prop knight, man. Nothing beats prop knight. What the fuck,
But nothing fucking means proper night for that.
Oh, what the fuck?
No.
The problem I shut down.
Hmm.
Have you watched the show?
Beef, I saw it the first episode of the first season.
I used to stream snipe you in that game. Oh really? Yeah. What do you have your heroes
of mind and magic, Olden Era gameplay trailer. Start KCD2 today? I played this on sub-sunda.
This game was actually really good.
This game was actually satisfying.
Yeah, this game was actually really well made.
Yeah, collecting all the resources and everything is satisfying.
The only thing I didn't like is you needed multiple characters.
If it was just like one guy you travel with, that's more my style, but it's like you need
multiple heroes all over.
I don't think this game is out yet.
There is a mode for one guy.
Oh really?
All map only needs one hero.
Oh.
It's literally called one guy mode.
I don't know where I left off in KCD2.
I think I just got to like one of the main village, like main centers.
It looks like a big-ass place.
Like a castle town.
Kutzenberg? Was it Kutzenberg?
Kutzenbarga!
Boopin' Boggin!
Have you seen this new horror game?
Um, let me see here.
Yeah, bro, this game was, this game's probably gonna review very well.
They're making a third one.
Xenoverse 3.
I'm not gonna lie bro, I like Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball is great.
But holy shit bro, I think sometimes people think it's too fucking good, like chill bro,
is it really that good?
Like it's good.
Okay, I grew up watching that shit, toonami goku, ah super saiyan, yes.
I
There's nothing better
Yeah, true, younger kids like Dragon Ball, so it's kinda like, yes.
Thing about Dragon Ball is, then we're basically-
Incident in New City that's your cue to head out and take care of it. All right, Brett ready. Oh, yeah, I feel like after DVZ it falls off
Like the only notable villains were
Vegeta Majin Buu
Fuckin' uh, Cell.
Frieza.
I sorta like that set.
Those were the main villains.
Oh yeah, there's the androids as well.
Yeah.
Brawly.
I'm not going to count Vegeta and Piccolo, because they eventually just join forces.
I said Vegeta right.
Sure man, whatever.
I still think out of all these Shodan anime, Naruto had the best villains.
I don't think it comes close.
It doesn't come close.
I think they had they had the best villains.
Nah, man, bleach.
Dude, the thing about Eisen fell off.
Eisen, he was he was, but like Eisen was a good villain, but.
The show bleach didn't keep up properly.
I feel like bleach a full picture.
I think Naruto was the best had the best villains.
Or the arcs, they were all like actual fleshed out with a cause.
Completely different.
That grew fucking Naruto's character.
I doesn't come close.
It doesn't even one piece, bro.
One piece is villains are not that great, bro.
One piece is good.
But there's so much filler, dumb shit in it.
One Piece is alright bro, what the fuck were we even talking about here?
I swear some people, a lot of the people talk about One Piece or Gryfftars, okay, and the
others have insane copium.
And then there's the actual fans, oh my god I'm gonna watch some One Piece, shut the
fuck up, no you're not.
I got here unless you like grew up watching it or like, you know, you may dabble at it.
One piece is good, but you guys are insane.
I read one piece I used to I used to read the manga to when I was super into it.
I told you after fucking ace died after the white beard the whole arc of them being
it like Marine Ford and it was a massive climax in the show.
That was the best.
Luffy already got his gears.
The crew was well off.
They're at an insane part of like extreme villain strength.
Now, after that, it was kind of like, all right.
You hate weebs, so why talk about it?
Yeah, but webism was part of my life, bro, it's like an ex-religion, so I can't talk
about it in retrospect.
I can't talk about it, bro. I'm literally an ex-weeb.
But yeah, Naruto by far best villains.
It doesn't even come close.
Zabuza, Pain, Madara.
Fuckin', even, uh, who else?
Who else? Who the fuck else?
The whole the gang of all the characters were pretty damn good to the variety of of all of them what drove them or
Richard Mara was good obito like all of them were really good man
They're all fucking good dude
Come on man laugh my ass off he admits it what did I admit what are you talking about
about. This guy wrong tab. What are you talking about? What did I admit? Literally the same
person re-skinned four times. Neuro became mid after pain arc. New bleach is pretty good.
is still ongoing. Nerudo was a one move Andy for so many episodes. Yeah, we already saw
that. We saw that Phantom Blade video. Sure, he did do a lot of Ressengen. He did. He did.
The fights are dumb as F. Well, I mean, if you compare it to some of like the newer
enemies that go all out with the fight scenes sure sure but like I don't think
so the real has some good ass fights brought that some good fights there are
some good shit yeah for the time Naruto fights were really good now if you look
at like shit like JJK or whatever the fuck it was called whatever the fuck
It's called the animation quality has gone up insane amounts. No, no denying
No denying but some of the fights in Naruto you didn't need all of that shit and they were still good
Your discussion anime with a person who would say that he doesn't understand the appeal of free run the anime
I don't know. I don't know what's what's which one's free run
What is free run for an ex weave you talking mad we blake because bro, I was in it man, you don't forget it
Fake a weeb
Motherfucker, you don't even know the anime I've seen.
Bialena is out.
You guys are all on the fucking new shit, bro, okay?
Back in my day, you had to go to fucking websites
and help some guy hosted the subtitled episode that came out.
And download that shit.
Now it's so easy and accessible.
Yeah, I'll wait for some guy to goddamn sub-pile it, boom, boom, boom.
How old are you?
I mean, anime kind of blew up.
Everybody thought you were a nerd and now it's like mainstream to watch it and like
it.
And it blew up very fast in terms of accessibility.
Didn't know one surprise.
Oh my god, it's just cartoons.
It's just cartoons.
Same with video games.
You know what?
I would say video games more so because of Fortnite
and then being able to make money from it
and it be a bit of a career
did legitimize it a bit more in people's eyes.
Wargaming is a bit more
on top of the fact that people are just also realizing
truly is the best form of entertainment. I mean for sure dude. Now you are weird if
you don't play video games or watch anime. Not really. Yes and no yes and no.
Yo, low HP, big butt with 20 gifties. God damn bro. Thank you man.
You got bullied if you like gaming.
Anime was way more you bully versus video games.
Now it's way more everything's way more normalized.
Where I am from you get bullied still if you watch anime
Well now I'm a shit, bro
What is the twilight project and by Lena came out this game looks super I can't identify if it's good or not
I don't know. I don't know. I could try it. I'll just play some random shit today. Why not?
D-Fibs have been unnerfed in BF6. I'm aware. I really don't give a shit.
It was fun in the beginning and then they nerfed it and then I also just didn't care anymore to play the game.
So that isn't a reason to now go back.
But the next time I do go back, I will use the d-fibs unless they nerf them again.
Dead by Disco? Isn't this game not out yet? Or Dead as Disco?
Brother, I wait for a game to come out.
I wait for a game to come out.
I did not wait. Ubisoft? What do we have here?
Japanese Crane Game? Bro, that's just fucking scummas 9000 dude.
Alright, so now it's official. This is going to be so interesting.
Yubisoft, oh my god.
They are re-syncing one of people's favorite Assassin's Creed.
It's like, the problem is, with this, is there's diehard fans.
Not at the level of Demon's Souls. I think of Demon's Souls.
Even I think Demon Souls was a great remake. I think it was so good
But then you have diehard Demon Souls fans that think it was trash and
They fucking loved the original beyond belief
There will be I don't know even if it's like whoa, they pulled it off people will still fucking hate
This will be very interesting
testing. What is re, yo, is this a remaster or remake? They're calling it re-synced. Wendro's
already satisfied pirate gamers. I was saying Wendro's made me want to actually play Black
flag more. Mainly because I didn't want a survival game. In this game it's not a
survival game. It's more like you're a pirate in the story.
Yeah I don't know depending on what we see here I mean they're gonna play I've
never played black flag but if this is good I'll wait for the resink.
I had 220,000 people on Sunday. Oh, nice. I'm not surprised, bro. I played win rows a long time ago when you had to get it off their website. And I was like, this game is really good.
They added new missions as well.
Hi, what do we have here? The Twilight Project?
T-Bot Studio!
I
Looked like Ari that looked like the Ari for
Instantly that instantly just reminded me of Ari for where he's on a you know
That's suit is what I this is my mind just instantly brought me back to that moment
Sure man the twilight project maybe maybe
I wish I wish list that I didn't see a single generator or a single note or a horror survival
game from a publisher in houses new game alright so just because of that I will wish list
Oh, that is fucking nuts, buddy.
Oh, there's paintball everywhere.
Replay Returnal?
We're literally, Sharers comes out next week.
Alright, this game has a re-release.
I played this for an hour.
Medieval Fest, open beta.
I remember playing this, but I kinda forgot the gist.
It's an MMO.
I
Play to her in an hour!
Aww.
Yeah, what are we thinking here?
It did look like Mountain Blade.
Join the play test.
We'll play this right now.
Vampire Crawlers comes out tomorrow.
I'll play it.
This was decent.
I don't know if it's going to have insane amounts of replayability, but it was a fun demo.
Yeah, like this was an enjoyable demo.
Can you check out Re-Vamp?
No more fucking bus games buddy relax with the damn bus games
Relax with the damn bus games no more damn bus games
What does River Runners
We had here, Pragmata surpasses 1 million units sold in 2 days.
U.S. military funded source engine game.
What the hell is this?
What the fuck?
That's so random.
Um, hmm.
Chad, like I said, I just, I was just, I just, I just played
Just I just played pragmatic before I went live. I could I could play pragmatic. I could
We could hit it up bro, we could hit it up
Counter strike most likely CS later. Yeah, that lucky the lucky tower ultimate game wasn't bad
I don't know if there's actually an ending to this game
This game was actually kind of ridiculous.
It's such a weird roguelike, it's like difficult, but there's something about this game.
There is actually an ending, am I trying to actually hit the bottom?
This game, maybe you like it.
2000's humor is so funny.
I feel like man turning 32 this summer games don't hit no more it's a habit to play them
not a passion anymore.
I mean, I would say not this game, it's about still finding the right game.
I would say it's kind of still about finding the right game.
If anything, the triple A hype isn't as hype as it used to be
because they're at the fucking peak of of gaming yes I would say the triple A
dopamine hit isn't as crazy as it was it's dwindled there's a bit more there's
still great ones there's still great triple A games a drop where it's like
the hype equals the actual gameplay and everything you know it's boom boom but
but there's a lot more.
The peak isn't the peak anymore.
It used to be 100%, now it's more like an 87%.
You'll never see 100% again.
Only fake gamers care if a game is triple A or not.
I disagree, that's not the point.
You're missing the point.
Indie games are phenomenal,
But you can't like a really good AAA high budget,
the potential of what a game could be
if the devs are talented and aren't bogged down
by like production costs and all the bullshit
and then just develop a really good video game
are unmatched for a really good AAA title. Like it's unmatched. But AAA isn't the same
as it was in the past. Indie games are great, but like AAA games are the ones you like really
really have a impact of remembrance.
Now, that's not saying indie games are now flipping the table.
And a lot of those have a lot more remembrance, but.
True. OK, buddy.
Zelda fucking Pokemon.
These are all triple A games, Elden Ring, Dark Souls.
These are all in the triple A category, fucking Skyrim.
What are we even saying here, dude?
How many more examples?
All you people saying, nah, are lying to yourselves.
The Resident Evil games.
Half of these games are the reason
why you care about Capcom, Monster Hunter.
You know, like, all of those games are the white-even fucking Halo and shit.
These are all literal AAA games.
What do you mean?
Nah.
And then you can look back and ask him, and that's all everything that made him
a gamer were all the actual multi-million dollar releases as to how he's here right now.
Not fucking Bob's indie game.
Yeah, now that you're a seasoned gamer, Slay the Spire, you probably have a thousand hours on.
That's not even being a fanboy of triple a games, bro. You don't have the fuck you're saying dude
What do you even say buddy?
Do you know all do you even know man, I play again, bro, do you know any games I played without even a single a
It's like a lower. It's barely been a lowercase a
What the fuck out of here, dude?
How many have you beat a shit ton?
That's a stress you are not, K-So, motherfucker, I was K-So before K-So was even a thing.
You just have more mainstream audience.
I just thought of shrewing started when he first discovered that guy.
What the fuck are you even smoking guy?
What are you even saying?
This guy, do you not even know how many games I played last year?
I played a thousand games last year.
I averaged three new games a day.
How many did you complete though I don't know man a decent amount I'm not keeping track
hi whatever bro what are we doing here boys what are we doing here what are we
doing here bro what are we doing whatever chat whatever we're not doing
the fucking nerd who's a bigger gamer blah blah blah shut the fuck up and clean
your room all right that's more important you smelly fuck all right
when's the last time you you changed your fucking streamer merch ass shirt
Okay, put that shit in the laundry. Okay, you fucking nerd
The foolish buster with the five gifties
What up man
I got one eight ways. Oh my god, I'm a big game bugger now.
That's great, man. That's great.
Try Pratfall, new digging hole game.
That's great, bro.
What is Pratfall? Let me see.
Yeah, I'm liking how now we have all these new digging hole games.
I've already played two of them. I played the one where you're in prison digging a hole.
I've played one of the original.
And now there's a new digging hole game every week.
Oh my god, what if we made peak, but you're going down instead of up?
Oh yeah, that game was voted for on Sub-Sunday.
That one actually looked decent.
Uh, the spotter digger die?
Yeah, that one actually didn't look bad.
Gladio to stall for a bit, true, true. Speaking of single A games, true, true.
True, true.
COTD into one win Mario Kart World. Okay, you can literally, I don't have to read past that.
Because that would be the end of the stream. Into one win Street Fighter 6 and a one win
swica what is a swica win oh would it be doing well we didn't swica add multiplayer
into five win geoguessor into one win CS wasn't there a swica online and I
already have my switch to ready dude I fucking own that shit bro was it on the
switch to who I could do some 1v1s on swica I could I don't know how big the
player bases it's probably dead
there's like ain't nobody
let me see let me see hold on hold on everybody's playing Pacopia oh yeah
Yeah, was it the first or the second? I might not even play this. I don't know how big the
population is. But this game is exclusive to the Switch. So the majority of the player
Base if this game is still big
It's on iOS now to yeah nuclear brah, thank you man
Obviously here it will just be people from the chat maybe
This console is refusing to load up.
Oh, there it is.
It got millions of players.
It was a Suica game planet or Suica game.
I don't know if this one had multiplayer.
Ahhhh, the new one have 1v1?
No way they released the sequel and didn't have 1v1.
No fucking way, bro, this game is such a scam.
Holy shit.
Let me double check, let me double check, let me double check, let me double check,
let me double check, let me double check, let me double check.
Hold on, hold on.
How the hell do you release multiplayer in the first game, but not the second?
No way!
Didn't they change it too?
Yeah, they don't have shit here, bro.
What the f...
Multiplayer was DLC.
The old one is better.
Singleplayer...
Oh wait, wait, wait. Unless you do two player and then go online.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that's what you get.
Online competition. Automatic matching.
Rod, no one plays this shank. How the hell do I- oh, it's season performance.
No way, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way.
Alright, some fucking crazy motherfucker in Japan.
Look up it was like I'm gonna go pro today
Dude it's for the season
Wow
Maybe my game tastes does suck
It does.
Maybe.
Where the hell is everybody?
That's all I know you guys are bots.
Not even the StreamSniper are saving this game.
I knew I'd been talking to myself for years.
Your opponent has left.
You're not going to get it.
Your opponent has left whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, maybe he just had trouble loading
Hold on hold on
All right, yeah, are you from the stream dude tell me or not
All right, here we go. Wombie run. Skill check, buddy. You're locking.
Okay, chill, chill. Okay, nice.
Uh-huh, uh-huh. Oh.
Hold up, hold up.
Oh, the other one had a time limit. There's no time limit on this.
I know what I'm doing.
I need a warm-up, alright? I need to get into the rhythm of the fruit.
Okay, so there's gonna be some shit plays here.
That's unfortunate.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay.
Here's the path.
Alright.
Uh, yes.
Oh, no.
Is this guy good?
Oh, he's more organized.
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Um, I know what I'm doing.
Sure.
Hold up hold up hold up hold up um I know what I'm doing sure sure
Okay.
I was trying to get rid of that strawberry, but it's not happening.
Alright, you get it, this shit literally wakes up in those two reps of this every day.
He doesn't work out in those two reps of this week every day for brain health.
That's still experience.
Everything will come together here.
Okay, do I risk it? I'm risking it. And I failed. God damn it. Oh my.
Okay
You're kidding you're kidding
Well this cherry took five years to spawn in
Alright, this isn't looking good anymore.
There it is.
Calculated.
Okay, let me see here.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Um...
Mmm...
Hmm come on tell me we'll push it down push it down, bro. Push it down, please. I
Need to get that gap out
Maybe let me say I might
I don't know if this is gonna work
You know what, why not?
Okay, all over, yes, beautiful, oh come on, I might be able to, oh I fucked it up, I'm
dude if I can get these lemons to connect I'm winning I'm gonna beat this
guy
that is unfortunate wait am I popping up
I don't know how to push this up, they're all just going to fall down here.
It's okay. It's okay. This is actually not good
All right new strap
Push these all together
You would tomato now, I don't want to do this though
Oh no, I don't want to lemon it.
Wait, lemon into apple, apple, lemon, apple, apple, nope, nope, nope.
This sucks.
I need to lemon all of this.
Okay.
You got a watermelon, you piece of shit?
How dare you, bro?
Interesting.
Boom, boom, bang.
Boom, boom.
Apple.
Boom, boom.
Double apple.
Okay.
Chill, chill.
Okay.
Game on.
Fuck it up.
Okay.
Okay, Gaven, look it up.
Gaven?
Okay, okay, double lemon, double lemon.
Grape. Strawberry.
This is risky business right now. Super risky. Save.
Okay, okay, we have- oh dear.
Okay, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Uh, yeah- oh, oh, oh, oh!
Interesting.
Dude.
Game.
Dude game
Buddy
I'm waiting hold
What's up, bro? We got a game. We got a game
Interesting
Let it shift. Let it shift. We're in a healthy situation right now. Okay. I'm gonna use some tech
I messed up the tank.
Oh, again, that actually saved it. That saved it?
Please. Oh! Oh my god!
Dude!
You're joking.
Lemon.
We're gonna get a lemon into a Kirby.
And then I can move the- I can get the-
What if I just wait?
21-21? Okay, okay.
Oh, I don't know about this.
Oh my god, but-
That's such BS.
I can't.
I need the lemons to connect. I can't let the apple connect
No, I need the bottom apples to connect
So I have a lemon so I get a curvy and then I can connect it
I could try pushing this down
There it is.
Boom, boom, boom.
This might be clutchable, but then it's gonna make a lemon on the right and then push it
down.
Uh-oh, that sucks.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Oh
That sucks ass
Dude, I failed.
Oh my god, I fucking failed.
I believe. Wait, no, because then it's gonna be a pervy separated by this shit-ass apple.
Oh, I'm farming right now.
You would do this.
What this person asked?
Piece of shit game.
The man just clutched.
What's up, bro?
You can leave now, friend.
You can leave.
It's okay, man.
You can leave now.
What's up bro? You can leave now friend. You can leave. It's okay man. You can leave man. I'll take it from here.
It's all good bro. Nice 21-21. It's adorable. It's hilarious.
Little tech action right there.
Come on, mind.
Come on, man!
They said it couldn't be done!
Lose!
I should, honestly, I should leave now.
I should leave now.
And print this out.
Put it on my wall.
Push all that shit over.
Push it over.
Beautiful, beautiful.
Oh, my, my, my, no.
Oh, my fish.
Oh, you would bounce there.
Look at this man.
It's about keeping your plate organized, bro.
We're not savages here, okay?
We're sorting our fruit.
We're not fucking monsters.
Okay, what about clean? Clean fruits.
Okay, I need to get this shit out of here.
Um, how am I doing this?
Okay, let's...
I'm gonna build a keepoo. I don't want to really put these two together.
Just yet.
If I make a tomato here, let me see, I'm farming, I'm farming apple, cherry action,
oh I missed.
Nice, nice, fast lemon, fast lemon, don't lift and fall!
This is unfortunate. This is actually terrible.
Okay, I would never ignore it.
Okay, okay, all right, all right, actually not bad, actually not bad.
Cherry I need to watch these together. I need an insane a lot of action here
More lodging these need to be stuffed together so I can quickly make another one
Perfect yes, okay sure sure
Interesting
Okay, can I do this?
I may have thrown.
Okay, okay.
Now, if I can bring the apple...
Okay, I have a decent connection point here.
As long as there's no separation...
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, I believe.
Oh, no.
Bro, I don't know what to do here.
This might ruin everything.
Oh, it landed well.
That's not very good.
I need one tomato.
I need to shift up the stuff actually.
This pineapple is going to end up being shoved in a corner.
Really?
Uh-oh.
I might be extremely growing here because I need to get this lemon to connect.
And I'm building shit on this side.
Uh oh.
I'm farming again.
This is the worst when you just try to farm and then just put your trash everywhere.
Okay.
Maybe?
Oh my god!
What's the other way?
Oh, it's over.
I don't think I can watch this.
Okay.
Oh my god, it went the other way and oh it's over.
I don't think I can watch this.
It's over.
I have to have an insane pop here.
This fucking game loves giving me grapes.
Really?
They're not meeting each other it's not happening
Oh
Apple ignore the grape
Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see
Oh, if this pushes that tomato down, it would be phenomenal, but it's not happening.
Interesting.
As long as this doesn't launch, that kind of sucks.
I can maybe build another apple here.
Okay, normalize normalize normalize
All right, this is like landing a SpaceX rocket back on its platform the same thing this is actually the training they use
Yeah, all astronauts need to have a specific elo in a Suica game to be an astronaut.
You didn't know that?
That's one of the requirements.
Of course, I'm kinda screwed here.
I need a shit ton of apples, and then I need this pineapple, but I can maybe push all
down if I can.
Oh, this is risky.
Oh, dude.
Dude, this game gives you the worst shit, man.
Shit, man.
Interesting.
Okay, do I want to do this?
No.
I could make a lemon here, but I need a connection right there.
Mm-hmm.
Lemon?
Ooh!
The apples aren't going to connect, and then the pineapples going to be by itself.
I need to keep pushing this shit down.
Dude, you have two watermelons? You... fuck.
Oh, this is rusty.
I'm going for the build.
And then you spawn in a tomato!
Okay, buddy. Okay, buddy. This is why you farm.
This is still winnable.
I
Whatever any winsome to lose some to winsome
Now where we at here? Who is this? I didn't even tell me who it was. Is this the same guy?
Honestly, you know what? I'm more judged the first thing who's playing this in the sea
of other games to play, okay? The difference between you and me is I'm a fucking streamer,
okay? My dopamine is cooked. Alright, you on the other hand are a random fucking
guy who's a gamer who should have built me the tag. Okay? Our filters are fundamentally
different. Who the fuck chooses to love this fortress piece of shit up?
Clean. Alright, shed it. Send it home. Send it home. Lemons together. Okay, we're building
here we're building here building building the art there it is there it is double double
okay oh it's working clean clean clean very nice i need another one another one
clean working environment very nice double oh my i'm doing it i'm farming
and I regret it. This game is so stupid. Holy shit. The only thing I can do here is pray.
That didn't actually work. Oh my god!
I'm farming.
It's giving me everything that I don't need right now.
That's my work.
My work.
At least give me a double grape.
I'm gonna put those down, that's gonna give me a clementime.
I'm gonna put those here.
I really don't want to do this because I want those two to connect.
And then I can do boom, boom, hopefully it hits that apple.
lemon into another one. It's actually incredible these aren't touching. What? The other guy
That is crack! Dude, he's not that good.
Interesting. Interesting chain of events.
Okay, I could put the tomato here, but it's gonna block the path of the Clementine.
Oh, I have regret doing this, but I think I have to do this.
Okay.
Don't give me what I think you're going to give me, of course.
Please still connect.
Oh, fuck.
Dude, shift the weight, bro.
Shift the weight, man.
That's literally a watermelon dude. It's a watermelon right there. That's the watermelon connection
The tower just needs to go down here
Oh my god
It's actually launched
I'm gonna end up shifting it and everything is gonna shift away and just not go the way it should.
This is something.
Yeah, it's gonna end up messing up.
I don't want to do those because lemon lemon that's get back gets lodged in I cannot connect them
How are these apples so stuck?
And they still don't connect?
Dude, are you f***ing kidding?
If I do this, it's gonna be a lemon lemon and there's gonna be a massive apple down there.
It needs to double apple connect and chip.
This apple needs to hit the bottom apple. It has to.
I don't give a shit. I'm going all in. Push the stack down!
Whatever. Oh!
That's a dead one.
Literally the pure setup in the Apple Lodges.
I don't want to burst that same fucking guy again, alright?
Okay boss, let's see boss.
See, boos!
If you really are the boss.
Alright, new strat, no more farming.
I'm done farming.
Okay, I'm a builder now.
I am now a builder, though.
Oh, I think this is okay here.
Oh, I would love to do some tech, but I think I'm going to fail.
Yes, oh, buddy.
Feels bad.
I am going to lemon lemon and maybe that's some bullshit.
There we go, little clutch right there. Sure, brother.
Okay, can I move this grape down?
And a lemon here would be phenomenal.
Very nice.
Oh
Maybe
Interesting, interesting, fast lemon here.
Okay, we got our build spot.
Oh, put it!
This is kind of weird. Uh-oh.
What the fuck is this pineapple doing? It's... shit is orbiting it.
Oh, maybe.
Oh, give me a curry, give me a curry, pop it, pop it.
Yes!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Uh, that's kinda shitty.
There's our curvy connection.
Right there.
There's our curvy connection.
Beautiful.
What's that, bro?
You think you won, bro?
You ain't no boss.
Insanely fast Kirby. Speedrunning Kirby right there.
We're all trashed down here.
Um, this is interesting.
We need these, we need this connection here.
I have no more trash dropping areas.
Oh, please connect the top one.
Okay.
That was probably a bad idea.
Because now I gotta work a little by shoot.
Yeah. Okay. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay, we're gonna have to ignore Kirby.
Oh my god, it's over.
Dude.
Why man, why?
You piece of shit.
How's this guy over here?
How do I have so many points?
Oh
Ship away ship away
Oh my god.
Dude, he didn't have shit. How am I so far behind on points right now?
You get trash.
It would be amazing if that just went in there, but I don't think it's going to.
Oh, I didn't mean to do that.
Maybe this will pop it.
Okay.
Okay, okay, you know, hold on.
Oh, it could have pushed it.
Oh!
Can I actually grind out 700 points?
I don't know if I have room for this.
Why would you fall there?
Why would you do that?
Alright, this is risky.
If I could push a ch- oh my god, if I can move that down, if I can move that down, oh
my god.
Okay.
I'm thinking I've pushed this here times two.
Oh, if I can get a pop action here, give me a pop action here.
This is probably going to kill me if I drop it here.
If I pop this, it might shake this down.
Oh no.
I didn't do any shit right now.
At least connect, bro!
No, I'm not. That's not gonna work.
Okay, dude. Okay, man. That was the shittiest connection I've ever seen.
Yeah, it's over.
And then you push that too, okay, uh-huh.
Mmm, sure, man.
I have 25% not 0.
Our boss rematch.
Alright, speedrun watermelon.
If we do game mode, we can make a watermelon the fastest.
All of that almost rolled the worst possible way.
It would give you double grape.
Oh, it's just going to give me a tomato.
Do I do it?
Nope.
don't believe the lies don't believe the lies i'm far and i threw
potential unthrow um okay kind of back kind of back a little bit back a little bit back
I think that strawberry is kinda shitty.
We'll make this...
I regret doing that. I might abandon this right apple.
All the tech
There it is boys.
There it is.
There it is right there.
Double tech.
And it rolled the wrong way.
Holy shit, new piece of shit.
Go back.
Oof, I can't triple tech list.
Okay.
Clutchable?
Clutched.
Okay.
Mmm, this cherry is a piece of shit.
You would do that, bro. You would. You would do that, friend.
And then roll down there. Okay, this is where everything goes to shit.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
There's too much trash to connect the lemons.
Okay.
That's incredible.
I could quickly lemon this.
I
Still
God!
Good. Are you serious right now? This is insane.
Okay.
Sure, man.
He's fucking through when I fly out they should just land back
I should have left it a hundred percent.
Alright, who is this?
Oh my god, boss, we get it bro.
This is the only game you have on the Switch.
Okay, we get it bro.
I'd be pro too if I was like, oh shucks.
I guess I gotta load up this fucking game.
Might as well go pro at this point.
Okay, now, okay.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, right, right.
You know what? It's fine. It's fine. Because of that.
Really now.
Dude, why do we do this?
Get the fucking tomato out of there, dude.
Holy shit!
That doesn't help anybody.
Or screw.
Oh.
Interesting, interesting, can I recover from the shittiness is the question?
That is the question on everybody's mind here, and the shittiness be recovered.
Let it happen.
Okay.
Oh my God! Why would you? Why the fuck would it do that?
I have to push all this shit over.
Oh, I don't want to double lemon. I need the lemon
That's fucking disgusting.
It's just going to be launch after launch.
No! I needed to drop it faster!
Y'all, there must be some lag or some shit. That's some bullshit, dude. I literally clutched.
I clutched. Why would this game do that?
Why would that even happen?
Boss, you're the only one playing you piece of shit.
Alright, I don't wanna burst your ass.
I'm done.
I plug my controller and it now it's refusing.
We get it, bro
And we'll bring it right there, we'll bring it right there, Fiddler.
We'll bring it right there, Fiddler.
Do this.
I don't know why I did that, but it's okay.
That's a little weird.
There it is.
Let's go, let's go, strawberry!
Apple!
Apples a little far away, maybe. Yes, yes. Sure, sure.
Okay.
There it is, bro. I got five apples, dude.
You ain't the only one selling them.
You ain't the only one, pal.
I'm building up.
I'm gonna farm.
Tomato build.
Lemon.
This might be a little difficult though.
Do I farm?
That doesn't matter if I'll...
Okay, good thing, good thing actually.
That fall is gonna fall, I got it, I know it's gonna be sad.
Yeah, the worst thing is there's gonna be a pop and this whole tower is gonna fall.
And I'm like, right now.
Actually would not be bad if this popped up and all of this fell and connected.
That would be incredible.
Maybe like this. Okay.
One of all.
I'm scared to put this down because I can have a clean lemon.
Oh, save. Oh my god, finally.
No!
Oh my god and now the cherry launched.
Ah fuck.
Dude, fuck this game man.
Fuck this game!
Just put it down!
Oh my god, I don't even give a shit.
Go down dude!
Oh, fuck.
Oh, pfft.
Holy shit, there's the watermelons right there, it's actually right there.
This shit used to have one cherry, could literally push down like three big ass furries.
Now I don't know what the hell is going on, this is so lodged.
This is completely stuck.
Please don't go, go back.
Dude, oh my god.
I should just get up.
My fruit are terrible.
Yeah, I surrender, I definitely don't want that screenshot.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, stop queuing, bro, stop queuing.
What the fuck are you doing, buddy?
Ah, the soup is gone.
Oh my god.
Dude, he's not even good!
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one.
I
There it is. There it is. There it is. There it is. Okay okay okay.
Oh, papa.
Okay!
Let's go.
Of course.
Right.
Will these ever connect?
I doubt it.
I think if I didn't get these, it's not looking too good.
I don't know what to do with these.
It's it's not looking good. It's it's not looking good at all
Need some insane weight change here
Yeah, it's not gonna happen
Unless an insane shit happens and this pineapple moves.
But it's not gonna happen.
No!
He did it!
Oh fuck.
Oh!
Wait!
His tomatoes fell out!
Oh my god.
Back.
Shut up.
Oh, why doesn't the tomato move?
Oh, no, boss, you lost, dude, you lost.
Where's the grape down, you piece of shite?
Come on, reassemble, reassemble, re-distribution, reassemble, re-distribute, re-distribute!
Oh my god, dude, you can't get any closer!
There it is.
Sheesh.
Aw, brother.
Aw, man, yo.
Alright, who else is out there, boss?
Go do some other shit, alright?
Alright, here we go. 100% is about to be 50%, friend.
Don't worry, don't worry, the Shred is building, okay?
You know, Rome built in one day or whatever the hell, and then someone tells you actually it's not.
Vic is a pro? Right.
Alright, it all comes down to this Greek.
There it is. Holy shit.
Winnable. Massive winnable situation here.
I'm farming the tomatoes. I'm glad I did.
Because we got our pineapple boys. Into the apple.
I know I'm on this speed, you can't comprehend this week of speed.
I know, I know, bro, blummin'!
Don't do this, other things!
Ah, you might!
Wait, where were we?
Oh my god, he made one too, you fucking asshole, how dare you?
Okay, we're building in our corner, we've got a corner to build.
Okay, okay, chill chill chill, we need a lemon here, we need a lemon fronto, best lemon
in the business here, right there.
Do I do a double grape?
It does not matter.
Those will connect.
All good.
Apple.
Will build like this.
I threw.
Do I do it?
Yes, I did.
Yes, I will.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Check.
Double tech.
Let's put this shit here, of course.
I wasn't on like the bad angle of that.
I never did a good angle there.
Really?
Okay.
That's fine, that's a fine lodge.
There's a way where it connects to then falls the way you want it to fall, I had not been
successful with that.
An awkward situation here.
Let's do...
Oof.
That awkward.
That actually worked out.
That worked out.
Bro, you're screwed.
I worked out. Bro, you're screwed. Unless I royally fucked up, I don't see how I'm losing.
I have to farm the tomato is the question here.
That's unfortunate.
Okay, see like right there it should have fell to the left, out of a nice.
Dude, what?
Oh my god, okay, you know what?
You're going to win, bro. You're going to win. Because apparently everything goes the opposite direction.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Why does it always do what you don't want it to do, like that should have connected to the other one, but of course it went to the left shit ass apple.
I'm not eating.
Wow.
I should have decent placement to maybe do this.
That's so stupid, bro.
And that was even worse.
Okay.
Hahahahaha!
Yes.
That's not that kind of worse.
Okay.
That doesn't help shit. Buddy, can you like, uh, stop, please?
Sending it. That cherry makes the journey, maybe.
I have a tomato coming out here, and I'm very worried.
Oh my god, this cherry is gonna change everything.
There it is, boys.
Welcome to the non-hundred percent life thing!
Welcome, brother!
It was short lived, huh?
It was short lived.
I know the feel, bro.
I know the feel.
I know, I know, I know.
I know, dude, I know.
Even a broken clock is right the way she's in.
Alright.
33%
Oh my wow remember when you were a hundred percent dude I remember man I remember
Remember?
Damn, bro, that was like 30 minutes ago, huh?
Wow.
All right, let's have a smooth game here.
Let's put all our ingredients down.
Okay, we're gonna put all our ingredients down here.
Buddy.
I'm going to drop everything over here.
Okay, I'm going to do a little grape there.
Boom, boom.
This is making sense right now.
Okay, we got some work to do here.
All righty.
Lockhorn Situations? Lockhorn?
Yeah, Lockhorn Situations.
Our Dewey. Our Dewey. We're good.
Give me a grip.
Red. Red like a book.
Okay.
Tomato me bro tomato me tomato me
Do I farm it or drop this?
Let's find out
Where's your pineapple bro, where's your pineapple? I
Have a pineapple. Where's yours?
Dude, you're lagging and sweeping it. This is a flash game. I can feel the lag
There it is, the connection. Another one.
And sand. Smooth, silky.
Lean, lean.
Unfortunate. Like, can I move this a little right? Nope, it falls to the left.
This, we'll have one of these.
Oh, the push!
Oh my God, that was tech right there.
No, I fell the wrong way, but it's okay.
Cause we got a watermelon, bro.
Vic, where's your watermelon, dude?
That was the assignment.
You need a blood watermelon, bro.
What are you doing, man?
What are you doing, bro?
I'm being fed right now. Oh my god, I'm being fed! What the hell is this?
Oh, that's bad.
Oh my god, he actually got the melon.
Alright, I can easily throw here because that I no longer have the connection with the way
this just worked.
So I gotta build around it.
Yeah.
Well, that actually might shift over.
Nice.
Barrel some tech.
I could make this into a lemon and maybe this lodge.
Whatever.
That's f***ing stupid.
Good.
That's fine, that's fine.
Oh, that's f***ing dumb.
We got a situation here.
Heavy situation.
That's fucking bullshit. I want my pineapple! I WANT MY PINAPLE! PLEASE!
And these don't even push together.
Yeah, that was Madagasc lemon. It's literally being lifted.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, the coming time didn't clutch it.
Yes!
Okay.
Alright, alright, alright.
All right, all right, all right.
It's all good, bro. You know, some of us need practice, man. It's all good, bro, you know.
That's what it's all about right now. Some of us are just, uh, we're not speaking gamers, you know?
Some of us are, um...
Some of us aren't meant to be speaking gamers, you know? It's fine, it's fine.
It's okay, it's okay.
You still haven't made a watermelon today.
Oh yeah, mom!
You think it's easy making a watermelon?
Oh, shit!
Wow, finally!
Someone with chat's caliber.
Zero percent, dude?
That wasn't pushing it. Also, that cherry sucks ass. Alright. Do I build up here? I believe.
I'm waiting for the tomato.
Whoa, that was weird.
Yikes, I'm a Lodge.
This game is lagging ass bro, where are you from dude?
Insane throw
Actually throwing
Wow definitely throwing
Push that shit push that shit
Let me know
And there it is.
There it is, boys.
There it is.
Wow.
Oh my god, he made a pineapple.
That's bullshit
Risky business here risky business here double double double grape dude
Okay now we're a lodge
The ability to clutch kind of gone and I messed up I can maybe make an apple bridge and ignore
the rest maybe.
Interesting, interesting.
Interesting. Interesting.
Sure, sure. Now, can I... Do I have a connection here?
Uh-huh, uh-huh. Apple.
Into... I think the Kirby's gonna get smushed.
Wow
Apple push it
okay this is fucking bad I'm gonna lose to this guy no way you're 0% right
you're about to be at 5%
Oh stop with the cherries game we're done with the cherries bro we're done we're done
We don't want the cherries, man!
If this cherry lodges and moves away, I'm gonna be sad.
Oh, please!
We're in. We're in. It's not over, sir. It is not over.
The Victor and Royale has not been secured, friend.
Okay, it has not been secured.
This grape needs to be the most clutched grape in history. Wow! That's an actual
apple right there. That's a lemon! That is a lemon right there! We get a whole
quadrant lemon situation. If I drop this grape it's over. I could try rumbling
a little bit really great.
No way.
Maybe a little push.
Come on, come on, come on.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, shift it, shift it, shift it, shift it.
Really?
I know exactly what's going to happen here, actually, actually very nice right here.
That is very bad.
There it is.
Still in the game.
Never left.
Okay, sure about it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, look at this cinematic...
Holy... Oh my... Oh my...
Bro, just surrender, friend. Just surrender.
Oh my god, dude.
This is it.
You can't get me down. You can't get me down.
What are you doing here? You just shifted the whole level.
Wow, okay, now you're wiggling your ethernet cable, because it lagged when I put that down.
You piece of shit.
Yup.
You know what man, you tried bro, that's what matters.
I
I'm gonna play!
And I'm gonna play!
Wait, wait!
I know, bro! I know!
I know, man! I know!
I know! I'm aware!
I'm aware!
I'm just looking at the win and the loss dude that's all I'm looking at
Alright here we go here we go
There it is.
Alright, fastest melon in the west.
The combo.
That is bad, where I just landed.
And then just fell, okay, sure dude.
I
I'm dropping this here. Oh my god, dude. Why do you always go the wrong way? I don't understand
this game, bro. I always tilt the wrong way. Shit. Oh, shit. Get the fuck out of here.
I'm not mad at you.
Okay, okay.
I
Some don't see
I will connect
I need an equilibrium shift.
Equilibrium shift.
Thank you.
Okay, sure, sure, sure, oof.
Oh, do I put the grape down?
I'm gonna regret it.
Yup, I regret it.
Oh, yeah.
Mmmmmm.
Okay, sure, sure.
Okay, sure, sure, that is actually, yeah, we need a patch for those game devs.
What the fuck are these devs?
have to. There it is brother. There it is. How you feeling over there on the right side?
How are you feeling over there?
How are you feeling right now?
Oof!
If this connects, I get an apple.
Ah, shit.
Oh, if those lemons met, oh my god, but it's okay.
It's okay, it's actually okay, it's fine, it's fine, I'm going to move this watermelon
over. Shift it over all again. I'm going to work on this apple here and build up.
Okay.
There it is, there it is, the Kirby, the Kirby, the lag, the Kirby.
Is anything shifting?
One grape down should do it.
Okay, nice.
Now, is this actually, I had a feeling that was going to happen?
I had a feeling that was going to happen.
Oh, shit, man.
Oh my god. Come on, Kirby's!
There's too much trash down there, bro.
He has two Kirby's as well.
I want to put this down, but it might gg me.
Oh
Come on
Oh
Oh, I needed that connection, man.
I
Come on man.
Alright, the TI boys. TI, here we go.
I'm hoping for you.
What the fuck are you guys, zero percent, I'm hoping for you.
There it is.
Come on bro, push the cherry down please!
I'm going to do, okay, it was worth the combo.
It's real potentially worth the gamba.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay, I'm gonna move everything together. Alrighty. Random tomato.
Oh, that was actually beautiful.
That was very nice.
Okay, I didn't mean to do that.
Okay, we got an apple cube.
Don't push it, you piece of shit.
Okay, I'm going to make this here.
A double apple would be good here, but I don't think I can do it.
I got a bubble right there.
You would tomato me here, you would.
Am I connected to everything?
There it is, bro. There it is. There it is.
Mm-hmm. There it is, fast lemon.
Oh, Kirby, don't pop up! Don't pop up!
Okay, okay.
I had a lot of Kirby down, so I don't have to worry about it getting smushed.
Oh, if that popped over to the other side, that would have been amazing.
Oh
Our guy sure
I need to get that out of here.
Hey, why are you cheering me, bro?
And then it lodges another cherry.
Oh no, really.
That's unfortunate, that's very unfortunate, that's also unfortunate.
I
He's gonna win he's gonna win I
I don't see it happening here.
Dude, what?
That's that- okay, you're just gonna pause there and fucking go take a piss?
Okay, you're just going to pause there and fucking go take a piss, you piece of shit, okay, brother?
Alright, you do you, man, you do you, bro, okay, right, right!
Shirt, shirt!
What's the random guy in chat?
Yeah, cuz it's his main game. You're thinking he passed any other game you watch he comes here to watch all the other games of Wild Planks we got
He had 0%
Alright man, alright. Dude, you know, you realize I can go on to Google and type in how to make
a watermelon and spigot every time. Alright.
Ah, I think we're gonna chill here with this game though. GG, brother, you won. That was fun.
Fuck this game.
You won, I surrender.
I just saw a game just went up that I wish listed.
Where was it?
Um, what is this game?
it. I got a thing saying that it was ready to play. Gorsword? Which one was this? Wait,
this game's back? What? It's back? Dude, I remember on launch, this game, I waited
to play it and then it vanished off steam. And now it's randomly back on steam. All negative
reviews. Alright, well you know what? Who said they have taste? Holy shit, I'm going in.
I don't care if it's a rip off of Gladio in glory. It's dumbass critique. Why? Because
That game's dead.
And I think abandoned where.
All right, let's see.
I can't believe this game's back.
Oh my god.
Hi, before we get into this, I just have to pee.
I'll launch that.
you
All right, this is game of the year.
We're about to find out.
Schmaw, Masa, Shara, Boba.
All right, multiplayer.
one's playing use IP address oh that's this this seems like a good idea this
seems like a great idea post
room type public game type all right public classic snow map equipment
points. Alright I'm ready. Ready. Oh shit. Bruh. Bruh this is how our ancestors fought.
so that we can just fucking punch shit online
look at every one guy who has this game
that it's the only server in this game
Oh shit, there's a boy!
Alright, somebody connect, let's go!
There's one person online. I'm SteamBB and it's you. Okay, bro.
What the hell are these G-Binds?
I
Gladio's better
There's every one guy
Come on man!
Are there 27 reviews and one guy planning it literally droppling an hour ago?
Wait!
Oh, we're all stuck spectating!
Oh, can I, like, kill him, Bonsol?
Ah!
Let's go, Bons!
Let's move!
Okay, okay!
Oh, you're all dual-wielding?
Why are you all dual-wielding?
ahhh
aaaaaaahhh
ahhhhhh
ahhh
oh my god
what up man
and then there was two
uh
Easy!
Snee-sh!
Easy!
Oh, boy!
All right.
Oh my god, the battle of the century.
The battle of the century.
He literally stabs his own leg.
Oh my god, the AFK might win.
Oh my god.
His hand is stuck on the AFK.
And then died to the AFK.
There it is.
No, he was...
Okay.
All right, hold on. I'm switching my weapon.
Ski-aah!
Dane acts.
How the fuck you play this game?
Snow fighting stage feudal Japan Colosseum
Gigi boys you're literally not gonna kill me 47 of 30 points. Oh never mind
There's my build with one shoe.
Yeah, ready up when you're ready.
What the?
Where the hell did you get that?
I was looking for that sword.
Okay, I guess good thing I wasn't looking.
Okay, good thing I didn't get that.
All right.
All right
What's your plan do what are you doing that? Oh
Watch out for that sword
We got our one.
Alright boys.
Careful with the sword, alright?
Clearly, if you don't have a wheel, then I put it down.
Okay.
Yeah, we can just wait for him to just, you know.
You know
That's what happens when you have enough points in strength
Let's go. Oh, I got my moveset
There it is I
Sorry missed there it is
There it is
Oh, God!
No!
Oh, God!
I'm going to...
Easy bro.
Blood loss?
Whatever.
Alright, I'm ready to chill.
Everybody relax.
I get it, I get it.
Till the guy who's winning, I get it, I get it.
Are you kidding me?
Oh my god who's winning I get it I get it
Are you kidding me?
AHHHHHHHH I DID NOT LIKED THAT ARM
Oh my god
oh my god
deserved
Now my arm is messed up dude.
Great plan.
I'm so glad I'm forced to watch the video.
What's your plan?
What's up, Force? It's an amazing...
What's up, Force? Into it, bro?
He bleeds!
It's over, Bob. It's over. I'm backing up and it's over for you.
I'm backing up and it's over for you.
And we got some bruises on us.
Alright, even the music.
Oh, it's back, it's back.
Good piece of shit.
I was waiting.
It's finally something better than Elven Ring PVP.
You're done, buddy.
All right, these two are gonna kill themselves so let's just wait five four three two one
and...
Whoa!
Hey!
Oh my god, okay, how much you guys want me one each other?
Oh my god dude.
Alright.
I'm about to get one of those swords.
Oh shit, I just found out the tank.
Oh, you have no legs.
Alright, we don't gotta worry about him.
Leave him there, leave him there.
Right in there.
I literally walked across the sword map.
Ah!
Sorry!
Alright, where's the sword you guys have found?
Basic? I don't think it's the basics we handle.
What the hell, man? Where is it?
Yeah, where's the sword?
Oh, the 30 point sword?
Ah, I'm ready.
Metal launches a free 4-Wheat training program to prepare people with no experience for fiber
over technician jobs at US data centers.
That sounds fun.
Change the point limit.
What the hell even happened?
Oh my god dude.
Darth Pog!
Oh, yay!
Okay, wait, hold on, man. It's a heavy ass sword.
Damn!
I sacrificed my left arm to take this salt out of the stone.
Willing it kills me!
Right, right.
Okay, luck click is clearly, uh, okay, I'm not.
Oh my god.
Okay, hold up.
Now we know.
Okay, this is the closest we're gonna get to Halfsword.
On mine.
Yeah, there's a lot of lethal with this weapon.
Wait he's still alive! Oh my god! He has nothing!
Oh my, yo this guy's randomly really good!
I'm closer bro, I'm closer dude.
What's that man?
What is it?
Is it?
What?
Are you okay, Matt?
Oh, what the hell?
Okay.
Is he okay? He's just like impaled himself.
Okay, it worked. Wow, it worked.
Wow.
The technique.
Oh my god, what the hell are you still alive?
Oh
Don't do this you know something use that
You're in his zone. You'll end up killing yourself. He's too strong. What? Oh my god.
And there he goes.
Oh my god dude.
Holy shit.
Ah.
Oh, you're going back to your little shit hole, or I do?
It doesn't work against me, man.
Your strat will not work against me.
First, I lather the blade in my blood.
And then...
Oh, shit!
That's too much blood!
All right.
I'm a Mr. Nace Boogie!
Hey!
Oh shit!
We're all bleeding out!
Dude, what? Stop!
I don't know how this guy is alive constantly. I don't know.
Alright, well, there's new weapons.
New weapons, new map.
Futo Japan War
I were going full armor boys you can go all out okay full rain 500 points let's go
So, full out swag.
Swagopolis.
I'm probably going to use the same big ass sword, sorry guys, I'm probably going to.
Oh shit, you can change it.
position reverse oh shit man the new stance oh dude what the fuck oh shit
Okay, okay.
Alright, I'm ready.
Oh fuck.
The DS2 build?
Yeah, this is when you get redone sword and then clone his soul.
Scratchy now, scream!
Oh shit, wait hold up.
The reversal dude.
There it is, the stance.
I actually think it looks better like this.
Yeah.
You need to clone it.
Let's see, let's see.
Are you ready, boys?
Come on, man.
You're going to cut your own head off at the start, maybe.
What?
I just instantly dropped it.
Come on, boys.
You want some fuck?
Didn't think so, brother!
No places for you to hide here, sir.
No places for you to hide here, friend.
Your twin blade is now a single blade.
Ah.
You tried.
Ahhhh!
Better watch out for the tent!
But you are a fool!
That is the problem!
You are a fool!
You are best a fool!
Are you stupid?
Okay, okay, okay, alright.
Okay.
He wants to leave.
He wants to leave, alright?
The doctor gave him- he's fucking skiing, bro, he's skiing.
Those are Halberds' fucking ski sticks.
AHHHHHHHHH!
IT HURTS!
AHHHHH!
I actually held it I don't know how last time I held it
right you don't know that don't come close you're right don't come close here I'm
Poisonous. Okay.
Yaaay!
Oh, shit, his arm is broken. You got this.
Wait, he's still alive! Oh, no, he's done. He's done. Okay. In this game, if you fall, it's over.
Wait, now there's no master.
I bleed, but I will be victorious.
This is the result of my blood, I become stronger.
I am not f*****g dead!
HAAA!
It's not over!
AAAAAAAA!
Okay, apparently this guy's like God or those corn f*****g speedsticks.
Nice, nice.
Alright brother, this is the end here. This is the end. Even your armor just gave up.
No!
Yes!
My way, my way!
Oh, oh, you're gonna 2v1? You're gonna 2v1!
You don't need those legs.
You do not need those bows.
Alright, I'm back it up here.
You come close, you die.
I'm back it up here, I'm back it up.
If you come close, you die.
You can have it, you can wield both of them, but it's a lot of power.
Ah, only a four wields, too.
Only a four wields, too.
You see
But I know what is fucking crazy
Oh
Hey, you fucking helicopter piece of shit you just did one more
Of course, this guy wins again, man.
He's trying to lift!
Don't let him lift the helicopter!
He's trying to lift!
Don't let him lift the helicopter!
We meet again!
Alright, so boys chill chill
You're kidding
There it is there it is. I
Actually broke my arm. I did it. I did it now. I did an orthopedic now
Okay
Whatever bro, okay, whatever you know what the game has so much physics and to calculate I understand I
Get it. All right. I get it. Can we have more than eight players or players? It's four players max
Yikes
Infinite
All right, I didn't want to do this, but sometimes you have to do the forbidden technique.
All right, sometimes...
Sometimes it is what it is, boys.
There's a reason why it's forbidden
The board
Oh really, you asshole, bro?
I
Just went there
That's what I thought, bro. Back up. Back up. That's what I thought.
Oh, okay!
Get out!
I'm dying from the vibrations.
Other guys sinking to the ground, what even happened?
Take him out bro!
He's so strong.
AHHHHHH!
That was more than a chest injury.
I don't even win this.
The one lost!
Give me the other one!
Give me the other one, oh fuck!
Oh shit dude, okay, okay, wait he had a sword underneath that?
Yeah!
Oh you already lost your ship bro, you already lost your ship bro, you already lost your
ship man.
You ready to lost your ship, bro?
What's up, man?
Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself.
Stop. Stop.
Oh
There's this with more exciting...
Oh my god, it hurts!
My arm is still attached somehow!
I was not used!
I will not live!
AHHHHHHH!
Ah, fellas, we're right out here.
Oh shit, oh shit!
Wax on, wax on, wax on, wax on, wax on, wax on, wax on!
Alright buddy, alright buddy!
What's that bro?
What's that dude?
Exactly, exactly!
You can't handle this!
You can't handle this.
Stay on the ground. Stay on the ground.
Holy.
Did they even do any damage?
Ah, he died.
Two swords versus four shields.
Oh my toe helps.
Come on man, alright.
I
Keeps you winning do
All right
No, that was cool, brother. That was cool, brother
That was cool, brother
Come on
All right, yeah, that was cool, man.
CS2 updates later.
We are preparing Animator for full release.
if you're a gamer in my bed I'll be honest. Oh yeah that's for anime grab or whatever.
Ah boys where are we headed? What's the plan here? Where are we going?
Five wins in Gio? Well that's gonna take two minutes man. Five wins bro.
Yo, GeoGuessr has been difficult lately, bro. I feel like I've peaked at this game.
GeoGuessr has been difficult? These people know exactly where they are.
You suck. Okay, buddy.
I went on such a massive loss streak.
You know why?
It's because this game pits you against 700s constantly.
Like how about a freakin 450 where I'm at?
a guy who has a globe that he wakes up next to.
All right, where are we at?
I'm not getting Weave a vision here.
Okay, the Weave status is not here.
This could be Korea.
Hey yo, does it look like 1v14,000?
Get the fuck out of here bro, emo only.
Does this look like...
What the hell?
Dude, I don't know where this is.
I have no idea.
I'm just gonna go to Korea.
Is it Japan?
Oh, it was Korea.
Shooo!
Okay, okay!
All right, can we get five wins and leave?
That is the question.
Is it?
It's not possible.
Where is this guy from?
Cabana del Gordo
It's gotta be Mexico
Guatemala are you kidding?
There's a fucking valveline in Guatemala
We got some kilometers
Okay, driving on the left.
Brother, is this New Zealand, Australia?
I don't think it's the UK.
Brother, this is America, buddy.
is not America. Driving on the left side, kilometers. I have no idea. I'm gonna go right into the
Tasman C. Okay, we basically were wrong the same distance, but sure game. Whatever. Sure,
man. No, no, no, no, no, no, I give the 700 more points. No, no, no, no, no, give him
more points. No. Don't zoom into the truck. Do not zoom into the truck. How did he know
How is Italy?
Fuck this guy.
Did he zoom into the truck?
Alright, whatever man.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here, buddy.
Get the fuck out of here, bro.
Whatever man.
Whatever dude.
Where is this shit?
Fuck the hemisphere.
Northern Hemisphere, my ass.
Okay.
Valverde!
VKCR 4127!
Bus?
Scania? Talk to me, man. Talk to me.
Where are you going? Where?
Talk to me, dude.
Come on, brother. Talk to me.
Do you see Udad? Scania...
It's not telling me shit. I don't know.
I don't know.
Where in South America?
to not real dude I swear I've seen real before oh my god I swear I made a joke
about real I swear I was like is anyone from real this country I don't know if
That is unequorrelation.
CR4129. Who the fuck uses CR?
All right, I lost.
It's over.
Alarcus.
I'm not gonna find this shit at all.
At least they have signs everywhere,
but it's still not enough.
Obelete, you died real.
No, no.
I...
Columbia.
Okay.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Why, you know, why does this game, is the only people playing this game 700 rank?
Because why, it's gonna be another 700.
I'm feeling the three fingers here, but be more than three fingers.
Massacre Slot Fajolsta, Gitter Saloa.
Give me more, man. Give me more. What fingers are we on here?
Superclip Minstrobot, Farskiskelinglalofrara.
Okay, I'm looking for Sweden, Norway.
I hope it's a daguar, omtangke, kevalit, service.
Blue and white, Sweden.
I might just lock in Sweden here.
Then that's some bullshit.
Where in Sweden?
Sweden!
Jätterslovegan,
Starlholmen.
Wait, Vagans are in Sweden?
Wait, Vajans are in Sweden?
Oh, shit.
Oh, really.
Scholar Holman, dude.
Whatever.
It's all good, bruh.
It's all good.
I'm feeling Southeast Asia right now.
I'm feeling the land of Southeast Asia.
Waalopangbang, terbang!
No, really?
Really
Okay, this guy's on point bro this guy's on point
Malaysia
Sorikina ila
What does it say?
Pagasta Parbalade.
Pagasta!
Staboniki.
Oh, shit.
I'm in the Polish-Romanian area right now.
Pistaru Vezdiz Narvas.
I'm in the Romania, Poland area.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Please, Brenda, please.
Where are you, friend?
I don't think that's gonna tell us anything.
Okay, I'm gonna travel faster here.
Please.
It's better lead to the full name of where we are.
Come on, come on, come on, he doesn't know either, or he knows and he's just now trying
to pinpoint the exact road.
He's already locked in.
All right, you spawn us on a farm-ass land road.
Now this looks like a really nice country though, you know, judging by the grass.
Nice grass.
Galenis, silicones.
Are we in Hungary, brother?
Are we in Czechia?
I
Not Austria
I might end up going like I don't even know
I'm going right here boys border. Oh
Dude, I'm never even thinking of Latvia, bro. I'm not even there. I'm never even in the ball ticks or whatever
I would have never figured it out.
The Balkans.
You're getting farmed?
Well, you know what?
One has to be farmed so there can be a farmer, okay.
I guess nobody else plays this game.
We're in the Philippines, bruh.
He thinks it's Indonesia, but it's Philippines.
Okay.
Get shit on, brother!
What's up, man?
Super Markado!
Aluga!
Super Markado!
I'm feeling Brazil.
I am feeling Brazil.
The problem with Brazil is it's fucking huge.
finding where in Brazil?
Whaaaaa!
That's the fun part.
Mwaah!
Yeah, there's no way how the fuck are we going to find the
I'm the Santy Norti, Santy Norti, Santy Norti.
Maybe that means he lives in the northern part of Brazil.
So his company's called Santy Norti
and his rival is Santy Norti, Southo.
Which means he's in the north, above Brazil, right there.
Send it.
I'm trusting you, bro.
There it is, bro. I don't know what to tell you. I don't know what to tell you.
Santee, bro. Santee. I should have got even more north. I should have got even more north.
Dunlouche?
Uh-oh.
This is where he's going to get me.
Yup. Yup.
Okay, driving on the right side.
Weird fucking language.
I'm going... right there.
We'll take it. It was Gaelic.
Via Alterna, Barcelona.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Golly!
Zola golly!
Come on brother, where are you bro?
I'm going to Central Americana, okay?
Reservicia, Consumano, Distro Fosalo, uh, Bosteleschi, nothing, nothing.
No dude, this was my W dude.
This was my W.
I don't know.
No, I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh my god, double Guatemala.
Come on man.
Oh, now you're going to hit me with, uh, trash meta?
Please, trash.
Speak to me.
Papierre!
Nothing.
Zona.
Zona?
R'a d'avis na posi kovna.
Dot eske.
Are we doing this right now?
Don't jubate me Slovakia, okay?
Do not jubate me.
There it is.
Okay, please.
Please, please, I need this W, please.
Send me a sign.
Send me something that speaks to me.
I'm feeling Africa, Australia.
Yes, Olio, a domicile al mayor precio carbuentis.
It's not.
How much is gas?
Carario, sabatos, domingos, efectivo, carbuentis, pasto pronto, lobato.
more South America. Come on, man. We're...
Arario.
I wish I knew... San Martin.
The Montalban. Brother. Fuck.
Oh my god, GG, GG!
What a- oh my god, oh fucking Spain, man!
Spain and Portugal, dude!
Oh my fucking god!
I'm gonna wait a second.
All right, come on now come on now not the same guy
Yeah, what's the best way of looking at there is an EU flag on the road. Oh really?
All right, this guy's 5'96, winnable, winnable, locking in, locking in.
I'm not going bottom of the dash.
It's actually a border place when I usually go the border.
the
about
I don't know those three.
Ghana bro, Ghana.
Wow, Kenya.
Alright, here we go.
Sheep ranch.
this feels American I don't know the wind the air we're traveling we're
traveling. Oh yeah, Buckle it. No fucking way you piece of shit. Ain't no way, pal. Ain't
No way, pal.
That is incredible.
It was Nevada.
He just went to Wyoming
and just got it off of a distance check.
Last time I did a border,
I didn't do a border play it was and this is I'm gonna not do a border play again, and I might lose oh
Shit, and then if I lose this I will do a border play from now on. Okay
This could be Tunisia
But we're going yeah right mm-hmm this guy's just dingin shit just to ding shit
brother
I'm going for her
What's that man?
There it is boys easy
Still got it all rematch a little rage cue
Okay, okay, a little redemption arc.
Oh, really?
Really?
I don't know. I don't know.
Shit on.
You like that three, huh?
Venta, capas, valores, valores, valores, del alumini.
All right, South America.
You know what? I'm feeling Brazil.
I'm feeling Brazil. I'm going Vibecheck Brazil. Send it.
Oh, oh, two of us can ding, bro. Two of us can ding.
Okay. Okay. All right. That's fine. That's fine. That's all right. Iron D's auto repair,
auto repair. What's up, guys? CNT Road. Oh my God. British Columbia? Right? British
Columbia winter British Columbia Clinton there's Columbia
all right I deserve that I deserve this I deserve this right now I actually
don't remember I don't remember where it is isn't it in Pennsylvania fuck I don't
know
oh my god dude I changed it at the last second I would have one tapped him I
I would have won past him. Oh my God. What the fuck. And then you do this.
I threw, bro. What the hell is this place?
I'm in Nigeria.
Oh my God!
I literally moved it, I moved it, and it didn't update it.
I moved it.
I threw a man.
I threw a...
It would have been GG.
British Columbia.
I swear this is Nigeria again or something.
Is that security following me?
Yikes.
I don't know.
Is it really double Nigeria?
Uh oh.
No!
That feels bad man.
Yeah, Rage Q buddy, and Bessa 3 Rage 2.
Whatever.
And then it pits me against another 700.
Apparently no one is my rank.
Are we sure about this? Are we sure we're in Canada? Do I trust this guy in his weird shorts?
I'm gonna trust you, bro. Alright, we're gonna use you as the baseline. Alright, we're in Canada.
Alright, and because this doesn't feel French, I'm gonna go off of a... We're right here. We're right there.
That's my logic.
I have to work here, bro. She's got the female buff. Okay, she knows where she wants to travel to.
Okay, perfect. Perfect. Wow. Okay.
All right. All right.
What's up?
I don't think it's Bangladesh. I'm gonna stick in the lands.
I swear it's never in the West, but the only place I've seen dots is to the West.
I don't fucking know.
Let's see.
She actually used the QR code on that.
Wow.
Okay. Okay.
You whip out your phone?
No way.
Oh, really?
That's fine, bro. That's fine, brother.
I'm feeling...
I don't know.
This is the border.
This is the border. This is- I should actually went more towards Bangladesh.
Uh, I should have went further east.
Or whatever, doesn't matter. Okay.
She got the multiplier though.
MTS dot BY
Who uses BY as fucking bullshit, isn't it?
I'm about to just go to Bulgaria and call it a day.
That's where I'm at.
BY.
I'm about to go to Bulgaria
The hell just went down some random ass road. Oh, we have to go down this way
Minsk dot be why
What the hell brother
Men's dude. Oh my god. She doesn't know she doesn't know
Belarus you have no wine in your name
Go to Turkey bro. Go to Turkey. No, no, go East East East further East further East. No
Easter East
We'll take that we'll take that
We'll take that we'll take that okay, okay, what a bull winnable
okay southeast asia maybe india okay never mind lol where's the barat lakasa de la economia
colombia holy shit there it is sent it sent it she didn't see it she has no idea no idea no idea no idea
the 700 ranks bleed they bleed
Feels good man.
Nice try.
Save the map a little more.
You will get it next time.
Wink.
Ha ha.
Alright.
Oh another 6-8.
Okay, 683, 683.
Interesting, interesting.
This guy.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oxy!
Hemisphere check.
I'm lost.
Hemisphere check.
North?
North.
No way.
This guy's just bullshitting.
We're in Canada, brah. I have no- did I have no- I- I have no idea.
Okay.
Sure, man. Sure.
Right.
If you wanna be that wrong, sure.
Vathinda.
Are you gonna find Vathinda?
There's no way we're finding Vathinda.
There's no way we're finding but then but then there's no way maybe maybe but
It's probably...
No way, no way, but tinda.
But tinda.
I probably have to zoom in so much further.
to find this
It's definitely more around here. I don't think this is Bangladesh, but I don't know
Oh
I just market and call it a day?
I don't think I'm gonna find this shit man.
I don't think I'll find them there shit, brother.
I do not think I am finding this.
I do not believe I will find this.
Bada bing, bada boom, right there, send it.
Wow.
Batinda!
One way, feels American.
Never mind, no it doesn't.
doesn't. New Zealand, Australia, Australia.
There's something down there.
There's a road sign.
There was, but not the one I was looking for.
Wait, what did that say?
Construction.
Give me something, bro.
Talk to me, dude.
I saw you.
Come on, Fulton Hogan.
Bolton Hogan transport. Okay, can I see your paperwork?
Show me the paperwork, bro.
These?
No? Okay.
Okay, bro. We're taking five years.
Another car. Speak to me. Where are you? I'm backing up. This might cost me the game.
I regret it. Shit.
I'm interested where is this?
Paz motherfucking mania, bro
There it is that a truffle leaving is that what's up with all these Tasmania things, bro
What is the population of Tasmania?
Oh, buddy!
Oh, he's already on tap.
Wait, he's not!
He's North Australia!
Yep, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
There it is, boys.
There it is, Buzz.
Another one.
The 700s bleed.
Next.
Guard of Bottlearia, Papua Nui, Papua Nui, Bulleteria.
Papua Nui, Papua Nui.
All right.
Talk to me, town, where are we?
Where are we, huh?
Mundo, the only Mundo I know is from League.
Mundo?
What hemisphere? Southern? At least it cuts off a lot, so it's like Peru, Chile,
no Mexico, although what the hell actually? This feels, wait, no.
This is going to tell me where we are.
This is going to tell me.
Why am I feeling Spain or something?
Chile?
Oh my God.
Holy to the moly.
It has to be Santiago.
GG brother.
Oh my.
Oh this guy's a 480 finally, my people.
Oh, he knew.
Oh. Oh, he knew, bruh.
I have no excuse now.
If this guy kicks my ass, I have no excuse.
Red sand, security, nourishment.
I'm going here.
Oh god, he's gonna crit me on Nigeria.
Oh, he's gonna crit me on Nigeria. It's about to happen.
Of course.
I'm a sphere check. I swear it's southern, but I can't tell.
It's southern. It's definitely southern and it feels very Columbia
Okay
buddy buddy this is your continent buddy this is your this is your shit here man
all right
this is your continent buddy
I want to say this is Bangladesh. I don't know.
What the he- where the hell is this?
Andaman and what?
What is that place?
Where is that?
Yizu Yan Shui? Freeway? Yan Shui? Yizu? Bro. Shit. I think it's Taiwan. Yan Shui
3 does not sound Korean. Oh fuck.
That's 3!
Ye-ho!
Won-gil!
Oh fuck.
There it is.
12,381 hit.
We're going up.
We're going up three win streak.
542 now against the 720. Oh no.
This is where everything goes to shit.
This is where we end.
Now they send out a boss character to end me.
Typical. Typical Geogacer.
Oh my fucking god, brother, are you a creole piece of shit?
Uh-huh.
Now, I've yet to have anybody in the chat tell me what strat I can use when I have this
language abound.
No one has ever assisted, almost like cause no one fucking knows, cause one guy would
be like, oh my god look at the fucking this shit is never this shit.
Nope. No one fucking knows.
Oh my god, there's letters only in Ukraine?
Nope.
And with that, we go right there.
Same pe- we go right there.
We're getting on the border, actually.
Border play.
I
I was looking at same Petersburg I was
Interesting interesting mountains vibe check Italy vibe check Italy, but I'm I don't know
I've seen these trash cans before
Where are we?
Speak to me friend!
What the fuck?
What the fuck was that?
Trash matter please, please, please, I see you have a badge, who?
Nice.
That didn't help.
help. Thank you brother had no help. I'm leaving the town. I'm just as lost. Oh, Casadiriposo.
Infianti sportini, sportini. Oh my god if it was an N I would schoolo, cimitero,
Chisa Casa del Reposo
Chisa Cemetery
Squirrel
Impianti Sporti, bro. This is Italy. My guess was correct
My guess initially was correct
Bro has no idea the kids the kid has no idea where he is bro. He has no idea
Oh
Hmm
I don't think I don't think it's America
Has some characteristics
Let's see. Keckie push on my Malarsta. Mr. Bolton. Coca-Cola Carl Ebi
I swear, Coca-Cola is a real place. I swear. I've seen it before
Coca-Cola
Oster Boat in Boat in honor, bro. Isn't Boat in honor of thing pojama
Isn't boat and Anna a thing Oster boat boat and is that the same shit?
Is this the Netherlands
Hi, John mom
And more
I
Boat and honor was like fucking Swedish
where the fuck is cacola bro i swear cacola likes to finish it
There's so many K words.
I'm going to zoom in more.
I don't, I don't know. I don't even know if I'm zoomed in enough. It's either Sweden
or
All right, I'm going here and calling it
Dude, how am I not seeing Kakolo, bro?
This seems like such an obvious ass one to spot.
There's Kakola.
Maybe it's near Kakola.
How do I spot that, but not that on the other?
I'm not gonna find this shit.
This guy has no idea where he is, man.
Mr. German, where are you?
He found Coca-Cola.
Is he?
Where is he?
Where is it?
Norby, Carleby, Crona B?
Oh my god he found Cacola?
Oh my god dude.
Western Finland.
Don't have me, get me.
Fark agitim a kolaar mi? Boyach? Benzursi sinet denaimi?
I don't know where specifically but sure man. Hopefully it's not Eastern Turkey.
There it is, there it is, okay, okay, feels good, feels good.
All right, we're going to go to...
I might border this.
I'm going to border this.
I'm bordering.
Go west, go west, go west, or right next to me.
Ow.
Okay, okay.
That's fine, that's fine.
This guy doesn't want to lose his elo, I understand.
I haven't fucking care bro. I don't even fucking care. Okay. I'm not dealing with us
Order I
Have no idea bro I'm gonna know what there's nothing that looks like a Daisy pharmacy on Chernars
Dude.
Oh my god.
That's so fucking stupid.
This guy's just getting lucky right now.
Pure luck.
Nope.
Pure luck.
I think this is Columbia.
I might vibe check Columbia right now.
I'm about to vibe check Columbia.
right now. I'm about to vibe check Columbia. Okay, good thing I did it. Oh my. Trash Metta
saved me at once again
you're a piana
finan top
the union
european
is this is this portugal or spain
I'm thinking Spain.
Ow.
What the fuck is a poll dude desass?
I don't know, it kind of seems like it could be Italy.
there's a lot of
there's fucking
Oh, my knee.
Oh, my God.
I'm just gonna go here, cuz I don't know where in Rome's Romania.
Okay, this could be death for him.
Please tell me you don't know, bro.
Tell me you're gonna go to fucking...
Norway, bro. Go to Norway, dude.
Oh my god. Fuck this guy dude. Fuck this guy. Fuck this guy, bro. How the hell do you know, man?
How do you know?
That's all the way to the hunt.
We're going. This is a 50-50 shot of the 8th dragon. We're gonna go right there.
Please don't be north! Please don't be north!
Don't be all the way up north because I'm dead. I'm dead if it's all the way up north.
He's wrong. He's wrong but because of distance he could still...
Oh, get the fuck outta here!
There's a star stucco spell car
We damos l some shit southern hemisphere
South America's southern hemisphere
Or right now I'm towards Chile, but I don't think so
Yura, Yura sounds so familiar.
It's not Yura in Uruguay, right?
But you would think so.
Tire
Probably Delpalka.
Ah, shoot.
This is not...
...normally.
Man, I swear I've been to URA before.
All this land?
Okay.
Uh, sound looking good.
Oh, it's not looking good. I got to travel for a while.
I think it's GG here, boys. I think it's GG.
I don't know whoa wow Bolivia oh my god right next to him in an 882 point loss
and to top it all off great and to top it all off yeah you know fuck you bro you
know where we are oh I'm not looking around because I'm not gonna find it
Eastern Russia, RNG gods, I believe.
Dude.
Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh my god.
I need more.
loops and shit.
Okay, it's either east or south and I'm more on the south right now.
I am more on the south.
Bro, it all looks like the same letter.
Who the fuck uses the umbrella?
It's that symbol right there.
I don't know where else. That's the only place I see umbrellas. Mom and a truth.
Let's see. He's probably going to be right next to me and beat me.
I
Wow
Right
Chat you know where the hell we're going boys, you know we're going
You know where we're going people. You know where we're headed people.
Clear it. Three wins. I suck.
Counter-slop.
Hey y'all. 23k.
Bing bang bash.
We're going up here, we're going up, can you find Dust2 on a map?
Probably.
Any overwatch in the near future?
Let me check my calendar, I don't think so.
It is forever
All these other games will have their moments and fade but
Counter strike is forever
so is league and dota yeah pick your poison the mental asylums we all go to them bro they're
consistent. At least they're consistent.
Did you watch Fallen's retirement speech? I did not, man. I did not. That is a negative.
You said pimple greater than fallen. I have to retire. Really?
I see that. I see that.
Okay, kiss met.
What is Kismet from? Is that a boss's name?
Slash a place in like, uh, Kenya?
I'm sorry.
Nope, we meet again.
Let's roll.
of
the
All right
Alright, alright, boys. I need an ace here. I need an ace. Ready? Acing. 5-1 taps.
Hey!
I was high.
Too red.
We are outside. One's on mini.
Okay, monster! Monster is on point!
Monster!
Monster is there.
Monster is there!
He's been cleared.
I'd be I'd be up there.
Yeah, a nice stack outside.
Animagraph 2 update is coming today.
Oh, is it?
Does that mean the servers are going to be down for a bit?
Honestly, well, I think it's a nice change just because, you know, it's almost like they're opening the hood and upgrading the game instead of adding dumb shit.
This game just needs, like, tweaks under the hood. It doesn't need- They don't need to add dumb shit.
It really just needs under the hood tweaks.
Like that.
Right. Right.
Another silo.
CS doesn't need more guns.
The guns, people, the guns are, don't, you don't need new guns in this game. More maps,
but not new maps. More of the old maps brought back.
Under the hood,
And more maps is all they need. They don't need new guns.
They just need to add more maps into the pool. They have so many good ones.
New ones are very hit or miss, but I mean at the same time Anubis and Aztec I think are good maps.
I will say. They fit very well.
Yeah, I'm gonna be laid outside and going from ramp
That cobble CPL mill and cash and it'll make the game so much better
me and me just being bad. I don't want to talk about her right now. Wow.
Alright, I have to come back.
Alright, we win these. Yeah, it just takes a second. Sometimes you can tell we're all warming up, you can tell.
This other guy is determined to hit 25,000, but we need to not let that happen.
Let's go!
I
Think one of many one of many one red I left
No
Did it's watching the push man?
Oh my fucking god.
I will top rag.
3rd base, 2nd base, 2nd base.
Last 2-task, your team checkmate.
2nd base, 2nd base.
Last one was high.
2nd base, 2nd base.
Guns up for it.
2nd base, 2nd base.
Hi-hi.
2nd base, 2nd base.
And do like a rapper inside rush
One outside the lobby.
That's on both doors.
For my flashback.
Grenade.
One on, uh...
Charging barrel.
Old me would repeat that. Me and me will not.
More lobby.
And now I'm gonna repeat it.
Look at that sweeper right now.
What the hell is he, lobby?
Okay, watch that rant
Very nice very nice
Really bro, through the fire!
Ramp, ramp, one made it down.
I'm sad, I'm honestly sad that I missed the jump.
What's coming up?
The round I missed the jump thing I fly through the molly, okay.
One ramp.
One near single.
I'm surprised we lost that all right let's get the off pitch today
I'm going to hop outside.
That's the way we do it.
And
Smoke outside
Outside division
One flashbang.
Hit.
Other one, then?
One flashbang.
Single last.
Hit once.
Taking our side.
Two more.
One flashbang.
Left side down.
Left side single.
Alright.
I was aiming way too high,
and then that flash landed way too close.
counter-trotters the wind
alright alright alright
4 kills is abysmal
I still don't know if the op is hitting
I think just trying to know
Nothing at her
Our show up there
Too long at least
I'm on launch mellow.
It looked like he just vanished.
Because it was the sky.
Hello?
I just...
Choked.
Loving, loving.
Lobby Lobby Lobby Lobby Lobby Lobby Lobby
I need a truck
Truck?
Truck is going down
Is he down?
He's a bomb though
He should be a bomb
Hello?
Yeah, he's a bomb
Is that your room?
Yeah
He's blowing
No!
He's going double maybe double?
Double
Did you expect that?
Yeah, I'm single.
I can buy you one.
Yeah, I'll just take it.
Alright.
You gonna drop?
Yee-hee-hee. I'll get you up.
You gonna drop him?
Thank you, thank you.
It's gonna be outside.
Smoke outside.
See you, Alson.
Red, couple.
are you ready to go hard?
yeah they're already there
what's the red?
of course
secret and secret
double
control
up ramp up ramp up ramp
wow
one dark
move has been cleared
Damn that guy was holding so well
One be three
Yeah, there's an off outside the scout if you want to
I
Be a inside rush
one marshmallow on the outside
this guy plays counter strike that's for sure
These guys play CS
One's low
I
Get him I'll get him I'll get him almost almost right gun wrong guy bad
I don't know what you hit him for.
I had him a whopping...
I was out. I was out.
Hold me with AWP here, but no.
Don't give pimp the gun.
There, here, here. Fast.
You're good.
One out, out, out.
Okay!
You know what, I should have just pushed.
Secret
Yeah, three two out hut fast take upper
Three hot tea I could need door smoke
That's a 5, I'm just gonna make sure.
Full W.
I hate this.
Mating Sweetie just damages the team and slows the rush down.
I swear.
How many?
7, Dink.
I'm not sure what's going on.
What?
What's got newy?
Outside dead?
I don't know.
Any clear?
On top silo.
Outside.
Jump.
Plain time
Not one time
Yeah, rush upper again, you know, I've been messing with that bind of it isn't racist.
I'm not being serious, last two matches they said that and then they sent me in right after.
I just, that's the only bomb I have.
Little wheelchair, it can feel bad.
I'm almost falling down.
Thank you.
Watch the mini-rush out.
One minute, one minute.
Oh my god.
There's a 5-0-3.
Oh yeah, bomb, blue.
I'm gonna die.
You bomb.
You're blue.
Look at him.
He's blue.
We're all blue.
Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
You're fucking 20, my man.
You're fucking 20.
Holy shit.
That was the first time I planted it.
We'll take it or spawn.
Vinny.
Hey, what are you doing, you little son?
Stay in bloody text, bitch!
Crushed off.
Nice, there's one of ours gone.
Nice.
Dude, I need to do this.
Yeah, don't block me, I'm gonna get a squeaky pick.
Good.
Oh, fuck.
I like just near I was gonna do that, and they had such a good nade.
How about at your party?
Well, I think it's 2am.
It smoked us out of it.
What's going on, Jake?
well that's the mistake
flash evening
secret peeks out high is he out two ramp two I thought he came out he might
I don't know, I'm back, I don't know.
One's uh,
L area?
One's on me neither.
Haven't, haven't, haven't, haven't.
Smug, bro.
Back home.
I didn't see a word though.
Mini, mini.
Oh, mini, oh mini.
Have been lost, have been lost.
I
Okay, okay, okay
Sound that far sound way
Big ol far
Yes, okay
so far so good
shot
all three are so
correct
come on, you dead, see correct
Of course I hit a guy with no armor, 97%
Okay, okay, okay
Oh yeah, Tim Cook is no longer the CEO of Apple
No
Yeah, I don't think anything's gonna change. I don't think Apple's gonna, like, come up with a new product anyone gives a shit about.
Okay, I fucked up the other one.
You can't be there.
What the fuck?
I think one's like blue.
One's the background.
I
Was to one
It could be down there a secret
The rent player
sometimes they pee sometimes they pee I'm surprised they were that aggressive
wow
Uh-oh.
He's close red.
We're gonna hit Slank and die.
Outside.
These secrets...
You can plant it.
Plant it on B for everywhere.
Bomb has been planted.
Watch us lose this round.
What?
What just happened?
And why am I alive?
What?
I think he started shooting me on the event
and missed half the mag, and then just whipped the second half.
Okay, I'm feeling a bit good about this one.
rare you actually get a match that is not a tie there it is okay yeah the team
was bragging that guy was at twenty four thousand nine hundred ninety nine
and he just dropped off. Feels bad.
Let's roll.
I got a guy named rat on my team and this profile pic is a fucking rat.
This guy better be the greatest rat ever.
Okay?
You're lucky the rat's kinda cute.
Okay
Reversing a three stack I got a rat and urine with a one on my on my team. This is gonna be a loss
I was recipe don't stop hold up you okay
Yo, our father's a okay, we don't need him
We're in we're in one site one site
Don't he waiting are we are we?
He was that whole time I was hitting he was waiting
All right, rush me. Don't stop believe I'll smoke the Molly. Are we maxed? Yeah
I
Rush me one more time
What if we throw a bunch of ace moves just to maybe
And then rush B I feel like they can stack it we got at least have one guy rotate off
I
Do
It's not a
I'm gonna die i'm dead
out
oh my god we're at
give it to care i'll mark it
mark it
yeah we had that boys we had that dude
See that's the thing that's the thing with these plugs they don't have the
resolve to know that people the the pluggers that you're working don't think
you're gonna rush me three times usually the team breaks before the enemy
team breaks you know the team is more scared to rush B the third round because
they think the enemy team is gonna catch on when the enemy team doesn't catch on
I got window.
Oh really?
Bro just did a running tap.
Oh my god.
Ow, buddy, ow.
This one jumped under.
Ow, buddy, ow.
this one jumped under underpass
I have 16 hp, ow
hey, what's up?
I'm gonna be cast
fuck, what the fuck
oh, that was wonder dead
care, care, care, it's only 2v2
throw it in the flashbang
so let
one was under
okay
I thought he went to the left.
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
I'm throwing a flashback double smoke ballast. Let's wait. There's one under
Listen, we can we can leave it'll did bro
I
I can't believe you got dinked and peaked at.
Alright, whatever brother, whatever you want to do is up to you.
Just trying to try oh if I want to save one more this this this team's just gonna this is rough man
Save one more, I don't know I feel like there'd be still we could smoke and just take it real quick
I'll love you
This guy usually likes playing sight, but the cat guy rushes, so definitely a cat guy.
Nice. Oh! Sight, sight, sight! Dude, damn.
Market one, market.
damn yeah just get bombed down play it play it
Mark it.
Oh, he's dead.
That was the weirdest potato ass execution I've ever witnessed.
Yeah, let's just work pecs they always peak
I might be up mid here.
One jungle, one jungle.
you please add a fa sound effect to your steam deck yeah I don't do any sound
effects here bro these are all natural sound effects all right
You should be pushed up.
Nice.
Watch out for your mouth.
Nice pick. Sounds like CT Alpha 5.
Yes, Christmas.
Man, that guy was... that guy was gone.
I
Can I get naked anybody? Thank you
I'm blind brother, I can't help you villagers.
I'm blind brother.
One stairs, Tatec.
They're going for me, Tatec.
Be quiet, man.
Careful of the water palace to be checked out.
Uh-uh.
I'm dead.
Uh-uh!
I got that!
Here, get that op when you guys run.
Op is decreased.
Yeah, op in palace, op out.
There it is, there it is.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
I heard that.
Uh, window.
Window hopping.
Good jump.
It would have been great if you lugged me on that jump.
I'm grouping.
I'm going to have to kill that now.
I think he's just ready for us now.
I feel like this guy does big flank, I don't know.
Here is when I better die.
Boo boo!
Demoted new offer.
I'll show this motherfucker how to op, brother.
I'll show this motherfucker how to operate on.
Remember the, uh, window smoke?
This is how you do it, boys.
Let me show you.
You got here? You got here? I forgot. Actually, I forgot how to do it. Maybe? I think that's
on this.
Okay, I take it out. I'm gonna use the switch.
God, just push, bro. We know you're there, dude.
What?
I'm a low HP gun to get it out.
Alright, whatever.
We got bomb down spawn.
Yeah, we know you're there, bro. Just peek, dude.
Three, two, one.
Peek.
Bro, we know you're there, man.
You know you're there, dude
Did he take it?
Huh?
Did he take it?
10 seconds, I believe.
Get under terrorist!
What the fuck happened to me?
Get under terrorist!
Dude, they're both at B.
They're both at B!
EEEE
Extra AK for the poor
Oh, now this guy doesn't peek.
I'm gonna walk the apps if we're gonna try to get up beat
It's one scoping cat. Oh my god my ears scratches fuck hold on
We should go to do something
one rotated market right now one day day market
last market last market
I'll play window now you got that I can I'll just play a like CT
I got a top rag here.
I might do one more after this depending on what it ends.
They're clear, eh?
They're clear, they're dead.
One house.
Dude, no!
Could be one.
Yo, for real, we shouldn't ate Sack A. We're gonna go A again.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, come on.
I think it's a man, yikes.
We have a market side to take b.
I think he gets walled.
The bomb has been cleaned.
Terrorists, where are you?
It's gonna be unfortunate if we lose to this enemy team.
I'm going to go to the water first.
I'm going to go and catch him.
Nice.
He kills.
I'm going to go to the water.
Get on the terrace to where you go.
Alright, very nice.
Why are Lyric skins so doo-doo?
Are they that bad?
That's a man. Alright.
That's over there.
We have four of them guys.
We threw everything here.
I
See a ramp pushing
No, bro, push you bummer nudes
I should have just camped instead of
repeating. Oh my god buddy. I should have
just camped. I thought they were gonna
push so I wanted to align myself and
they were still just holding the
angle my go window what are us they're like three I don't yes they don't go be
I'm not gonna be, alright, I mean.
Nice.
I swear I went pouting them out.
That is lurking somewhere.
This isn't a bad spot either right here
I did window size under Pascal
Wait, wait a minute.
Jumped into the window it sounds like.
Oh, can I get some easy kills here, bro?
Where is everybody?
maybe they be rushed 3b this round I'll pop a I fuck it sure I don't know how I feel about
We're gonna rush out
Are you kidding man? No one came out to my crosshair
Knowing me I would have pushed and I would have died and I was waiting for a window chopper
Yeah
Actually here saw this back that money
flashbang
that was one ramp
underpass last
counter terrorists
we have to take the Lodge
get one in
get another one
Oh, save round.
I'm gonna push ramp here and regret it, but I'm desperate.
I gotta stop double peaking. I really need to stop double peaking. Okay, the double
always gets me killed
wow
I respect that right there. I respect that. I fully respect that. I would have done the same
Respect the Mundo
I feel like they have one guy there, they're not actually true.
flash con?
no, i killed him
i don't want to kill him
he's B
nice
I'm going to end early today after this match, I'm doing a six-ish hour stream, alright I'll
I'll be on tomorrow, regular time, maybe even go till 7.
Yeah, I would stay a little longer, I would go full, but mm-mm.
I would, I would totally do another one, but I can't.
Something around?
I would I would stay but I believe here I
Would totally do another one right now
Right now I would do another one bullets
But I got a piece out here
Yo two victory Royals why not guys I will be on tomorrow next stream Tuesday at chat stay
Peace out till next time. Yes, indeed. I will see you guys on Tuesday. Maybe a
seven-hour stream. We'll see. I'm just gonna bounce a little early here. Enjoy
the rest of your night chat. Thank you for chilling. Like always, follow the
channel yes indeed people tomorrow I will be on and we will go from there peace
out chat till next time GG people thank you for watching I'll see you guys
tomorrow peace out and we good to go peace out chat and journey thanks for
chilling GG guys peace
I
Thank you.