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Oh my god people
Oh
Some of those guys are good. Oh, I'm sorry guys. I'm sorry guys. I'm sorry. What up?
What up? What up? I was sassin screed reveal right now. Oh my god. Oh
My goodness hold on let me see
Hold up, I've lost the damn link
My computer's not copying and pasting.
Oh my god.
Or he adds.
Dynamic weather.
I've never played the first one so I have no opinion right now.
This looks like the first one right now.
The combat system has been entirely reworked into an action-oriented experience, while
wielding dual swords, pistols, and hidden blades.
Every move now plays a specific role with faster, more fluid attacks, combos.
Land a perfect parry to open up your target for an instant kill, then follow with up to
four chains take-doubles.
walls ledges and breakables to your advantage keep track of your opponent's
and use all your tools to level the play was the first game nothing like this
but fight recklessly and you will be punished whether you're on the hunt or
on the run mastering your environment is key as you navigate through cities and
jungles. You'll experience smooth and improved iconic parkour moves. From three jumps, the back
ejects, and side ejects. These options offer a range of reactive movements, giving you tighter
control, resulting in greater speed and deadlier assassinations. Being a pirate assassin, often
It's definitely an Assassin's Creed game.
This was a pretty big pain point. We remember
Now the action continues your objectives remain but your target will react and you must adapt accordingly
Maybe I'm just like blind. I don't see like a massive way to succeed and progress in your missions
It definitely it doesn't look like a resident evil style leap
It looks
Yes, and here's the original stone really good looking
seems like never before yeah it's not that old so like you can go back and play
black black maxed out and it probably still looks super solid
You now have more power and flexibility to overcome opponent ships in any situation.
Kind of looks like epic battles.
It totally does look like it's versus waiting for a resink though.
of these are bad and it's challenging dangerous and exciting as ever. They flushed out all of the
systems. It's like force your crew. Yeah. Three brand new officers make their entrance. Lucy Baldwin,
the Padre, and Deadman Smith. Each officer has a unique narrative quest line that reveals
their backstory. Gain their trust to recruit them to your crew and benefit from their special
gameplay abilities dead man smith for example unlocks double shot from
broadside weapons
they brought the skull and bones guy back they're like yeah we got another
water game we needed to work on
explore the Caribbean alongside your crewmates and trusty pat that's right
You can now find a cat or monkey for the chapter
Engage and plunder of the vessel. Oh shit, man. Steer through violent storms, roadways
All just soak up the sun regaled by Shanti's new and old
For the bondage is long, and the winds don't blow.
I have decided, perhaps, to leave her.
Hey!
Assassin's Creed Black Flag Re-Sync offers a deeper, more immersive adventure
that remains faithful to what players love,
while enriching the experience with enhanced gameplay features
and fresh quests and storylines,
including ones for the officers you met earlier and just between you and me.
New narrative arcs involving our old friends, Blackbeard and Steed.
Define empires and relive the era's explosive events amidst the ancient war between assassins.
I'm not gonna lie bro, the pirate theme is alright.
After playing a decent amount of pirate games, pirate games are okay. It's not my favorite theme.
But if we were to streamline one, no fucking open world bullshit, just streamline it, this
is probably the one to play.
From the start, the intention was clear, deliver a faithful and enriched experience grounded
in what players loved.
We've rebuilt the entire adventure using our latest Anvil Engine, expect fully overhauled
visuals, new additions that deepen its world, and enhanced gameplay both on land and at sea.
I mean, the water looks very different.
and the ability to crouch anywhere.
They open up more tactical routes and subtle approaches.
Did you see his hand?
He was shaking.
Naval gameplay also follows the same philosophy
and offers more tactical options.
Because he knows how insane the Ubisoft comments are.
He knows what the gamers have in stock.
Change up the fight.
The scene now plays an active role in how
the devs are now in game development.
Weather and waves will influence how your ship will handle
while preserving the pace and freedom players remember.
Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resinced matters deeply to us and to you.
That's why we took the time to rebuild it out of character.
This remains a solo adventure and character-driven experience.
It is not an RPG.
The focus stays on how you play and how you explore the world.
And as we develop the game, we organize dedicated workshops with our community.
These early player feedbacks played an important role in refining many of these elements.
Here's a look at the most recent visit.
Hello everyone, we are here at the Ubisoft Singapore Studio where we invited some of
our biggest Assassin's Creed fans to discover the remake of Assassin's Creed Black Flag.
They've had the opportunity to...
Well I was just there for the food bro.
...games and food.
Here's what they had to say.
That's an easy plus two on the review score.
I still can't believe that I can help the dev team to make the game better and improve
it when it finally arrives.
And part of that process, and Black Flag is my favorite game, so to be a part of that
process is just awesome.
It felt nice to be appreciated in that way, to give direct input about the game.
The feedback with the dev team, they were very open as a dev team to take their criticism
what needs to be fixed, what's great.
They even asked us more questions about it, so I love the curiosity that they show us.
Why are you not there?
I'm not like a huge fan of the game.
I'm pretty excited to be back, like, with the addition of new...
Is there people who 100% black flag 5 times?
I'm super excited to actually help improve the staff experience for the game.
I care about this game, this remake.
When I heard rumors about this game, I just wanted to be involved in giving as much effective feedback as possible.
Yeah, I was gonna go in black, black, black, but I'll wait now.
I'll wait.
with some of our core players early on.
We had them play early builds and sat down with them
to gather their honest feedback on the game,
tapping into the many things players expect
of a Black Flag remake,
from gameplay features to visual fidelity.
This helped us refine some of our choices along the way.
What was interesting was not only to gather that feedback,
but to understand why players reacted this way.
This probably comes out this year.
It was really passionate about Edward,
how he moves, how he reads on screen,
even the details on his face.
That led to deeper conversations.
Oh, July.
Together, we explored different approaches, tested ideas,
challenged assumptions, and refined choices
until they were tenfold right again.
The team's passion and commitment have driven every single step.
Oh, it's 80 bucks, really?
And we can't wait for you to see more of what we've been crafting.
Oh, it really is so good to be back in this world.
Now, I believe the Black Flag is one of the pirate adventures
that never really left the player's minds.
Uh, and it's also really special to be here today with some of the people who helped shape the game back then and who are bringing it back now as on
You will I'm not gonna watch this chat. I really don't care. I think yeah, I don't care
Yeah, I don't think I'm not that passionate about this game, but I don't care that much
I'd rather just see what the improvements are and then I'm gonna play it. I don't need a deep dive
There's no way they're doing some crazy new fucking tech no one's ever seen before or some shit
If you like the game
It's like they now took the game and it's complete and now they can polish it
So now the potato combat now the guy can sit down and spend a year just flushing out the combat a little more
And it's like fine-tuning the game that was made, you know, I'd rather now just play it
I'm just saying I don't think the game's that deep. It's fucking assassins creed black flag, you know, I don't need to see the deep dive
Like I'm gonna play I'm I feel like that trip that I had never played it before
Anytime I've seen the game mentioned. It's usually chat saying it's wicked good
from what I just saw it looks like they just flushed out this game into a
A bit more, every system is more saturated and developed.
So I'd rather just play this the first time here now.
Why not?
The water looked like it was a very big improvement, but yeah, I'll see.
$60 for better graphics.
How much did Merage, you know what's interesting was it Merage like 40 bucks 50 bucks
So the remaster
Was more expensive than Merage, which was like a half sea but
new game
And it was cheaper
Unless this is discounted
Merage, I know I know I know Merage wasn't a full-size game. I know I know I know
a new Diablo cinematic really oh check it out buddy she he he he he you're gonna get your panties
in a bunch here okay buddy the cinematics are free okay no one cares about your opinion
on the game the cinematic is literally for free and they're usually better than the game
who cares bro bro's acting like he needs to pay for the cinematic
new mmo from nexon gameplay looks like lost arc
chat how many black flag uh people how many people are out there who are like yeah this was one of
is, would you say this is the best Assassin's Creed?
I think one was, one was the best.
Or it's time.
I remember that shit, dude.
Two was really good, too.
And then after that, it's kind of like whichever one you like.
Then it's kind of like there's like you can go all over the place.
Assassin's Creed shadows might be somebody's favorite brotherhood was sick
Was this enough for you to now buy this are you guys that big of a black flag fan that you would buy this
No
Oh
Good rob, I'll play don't worry about it. I'll play it. I'll play a brother. I might be the brother
The expanse of Cyrus reborn beta isn't it a single-player game?
Now excuse me
Isn't this like a what this is like
The mechanics of the beta, it's now available on Steam, isn't this like if Mass Effect to
the beta?
Motor slice demo is out, looks cool.
Was there a new shit on him on 007?
This was released today.
street fighter character. Hold up. Hold up. I don't even know what I'm playing today,
but there's a bunch of stuff. Saros the launch trailer. Oh yeah, isn't Saros next week. High
chance of beating Saros, by the way, next week. I feel like this game has heavy potential,
Especially because it's not coming out on PC anymore.
Ultimate drummers out.
What are the reviews like?
This is a great game, but like, oh my God,
it will hurt your head and mine.
Okay.
All righty Wow
Please play it mom AC to best game
Rated mature Street Fighter 6 is the best fighting game deal with it.
I will because I agree buddy.
I am living it
What do we have here
Embers of the uncrowned new MMO
Gate guard simulator
Haven't I already seen this bro? It's not even out yet dude. Bro, we've seen this bro. We've seen this shit
Kill him came out
Sounds familiar
Kill him ways of this one April 23rd online multiplayer pottery party brawler
So you customize your cat it your character via sure, bro. What's the gameplay like? What do you even do here?
Yeah, you guys fucking try bro, I don't even know what the fuck is going on here dude. I
Don't even know what the hell you're doing here man. What do you guys try it? Maybe it's good
Virtual driving school
learn how to drive at home is this co-op why is this co-op
sure man whatever bro chat what else is there are we good have you played the
ascent um have I the ascent is that an old game oh no I have played this I have
played this isn't this like x-com like
Ceros launch trailer, overview, orbitals, gameplay trailer, Conan exiles enhanced, bro, really.
The world premiere trailer for Resinct.
I will watch this just to close it out.
Just to see.
I know.
Windrose?
Wind Rose, I feel like Wind Rose was cool, but Wind Rose is just like a survival game, you know? There's always...
Mmm. I feel like it's a good game, but...
Yeah.
Survival games inherently just kind of...
It is it's it is a really good game if you like survival games
So it falls into the category of a fucking survival game. All right, so we you all know what it will entail at the end of the day
You know after putting
50 hours into it you're now at the fifth or level the fucking six type of wood
Whatever, you know, they all follow that same deep
bullshit
Well, you don't need to play it to see what where the road leads
Don't we are?
There ain't work if you love it.
Sir, man, sir.
Assessin's Groot.
What are you linking me man? This has 3.5 million views. So if you've played this game you will lul.
Me? I have no context. Will I lul? It definitely improved all the water.
Oh, wait, I've seen this.
Let's see the glory of God.
Amen.
Wow.
That was actually, there was something kind of, wow, that was actually amazing, hold
on I see I saw I see wow that was actually beautiful dude wow
POE to teaser what are we talking about here take a first look at our all new cinematic
teaser what the hell POE is making moves to bro you take a day off bro there's all this
shit that happens man.
What the fuck are they?
Check out this new MMO.
What is this?
1957.
Wait, Nexon's making this?
Nexon in-house.
Oh, dude, I was just looking at it.
We were just looking at Nexon.
This is Nexon's next upcoming release.
Wait, it's not, not one.
Envindictus?
What are they doing here?
But it's just deny my 1957.
Um.
I
Well, I don't know the screenshots don't draw you in dude the screenshots don't draw you in
Not at all not at all
Yeah, look how that steam medieval vest, it's free to play, and...
This is a mobile game dude
and
The gameplay looks like lost art.
All right, keep moving.
I got it.
Keep moving.
Stay awake.
Stay awake! Stay awake!
Um, I guess so.
And then this is the screenshot for the game.
Okay.
I don't know man, I don't know.
Sure, bro. Sure. Sure, man. Sure, brother. Sure. Yeah, when you look at this, it's just
it's just this right here. And then this right here, this is definitely a mobile game. This
right here screams mobile, you fucking micro level this garbage up. And then the people
who fucking yeah this right here this right here you know the game is gonna
suck balls that's all we needed
I
Then ring
Elden ring movie shelving dung eater
Dude, I don't want to ruin what the hell is this bad come on
Oh, bro.
Spoilers, bro.
Spoilers.
No, no.
Spoilers.
Yo, wait till they add the.
Yo, it needs to.
This is unedited, bro.
Look, the ladder.
They got the ladder in the shot.
They got to edit that shit out.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
Who left the fucking ladder in the shot?
Who the fuck?
Dude, wait till it goes into editing. Obviously it looks like there's cosplay.
The editor will add like a couple of piss filters on it.
Alright, we need the special effects team.
Hold on.
Who will play Gideon?
Ellin Ring needs a lot of CGI, okay?
Ah, we have your Path of Exile 2 return of the Ancient's Announcement Trailer.
Okay, okay.
May 7th, Return of the Ancients.
Still in Early Access?
Well, you know what, they, you know what man, they do Early Access right.
They add a lot of content into their game.
They do a bunch of shit.
Unless how are people pissed at them?
What's the, what's the community feeling?
I feel like these guys are always updating. They're never not.
Which is what you would want from a freedom from a game like this.
Like they're always updating.
This game came out today. Am I playing this today?
83.
of the
the games are in a little cheaters
Yeah, I think I played the beta of this game and it was alright.
I will always welcome the indie dev trying to make a old school multiplayer game.
Is there a server browser? You just connect?
Just play armor, true.
I would go on to an armor server and snipe again, I would.
I would sometimes just get in a jeep with a sniper rifle go somewhere.
video again. What do we have here mixed 57 reviews cold war gone hot servers need work
I knew I know it's EA and I want this game to see it it feels like the launch of the misfire
the game runs horribly graphics feel like 2006 animations terrible most importantly the gun
playfields horrendous. Yeah, shit. Chad, do I try it? What do I do here? Oh yeah, isn't
the Xbox showcased in like 20 minutes? Isn't there a showcase today? Yeah, we'll check that
out. Conan exile enhanced, brother.
Or it's like an idea xbox.
This speaking, see this is, this is just like when rose but it's Conan themed.
It has the survival elements.
Oh, then it was a pretty fun survival game for a bit.
I know this game updated a shit ton.
Oh, alright.
Okay, okay.
Everybody's getting an enhancement.
What the hell is that?
This honestly looks like a solid trailer showing how you improve the game.
It literally does look enhanced.
Yeah, this is not necessarily the Black Flag trailer.
They did, uh, yeah, they missed that specific part.
All right, this is free. I thought they were gonna like resell it
This is actually a free patch. Oh
That's actually that's actually kind of crazy bro
That's like if you still play this game. I had this game. This was like one of the
How many how many people still play this game still 40 bucks?
These games are so weird. It honestly is almost like just pick your universe. Like do you want to play Dune or do you want to play Conan?
You will basically get the same gist but different theme, you know?
Even fucking Wind Rose. It's like pick your survival game.
What theme and then you'll basically do the same shit in all of them just theme to that universe
I mean that this this game was always I mean shit I played for 23 hours
But this was back in the this was like a while ago when this came out
Almost 10 years ago
Where's the Diablo cinematic
All right, this is the Lord of the Hatred opening cinematic. I actually I don't know, bro
Just to see the story I might play a paladin and
Then it would be technically a good time to go back just to see what's changed since launch. I
Don't see myself grinding this game. I don't see it
What the fuck is that?
All those who touch the stone meet the same fate.
No!
Are you the more fun?
I just need more time.
Nothing in those scrolls will save you, Nerea, but I can.
I want nothing from you.
You've seen what awaits. You are a part of me, but I can make better use of you.
I have seen what awaits. I will stop you!
I am untouchable.
You think you have the power here?
I could do this for an eternity, Nerell.
I don't see that you have a choice, but I'd like you to say yes.
You're right. I am a part of you. I was trapped in your mind. You dream. And when you do,
an ocean of twisted horrors floods your mind. I saw the sun blotted from the sky, and the
The darker it got, the brighter the rage of man burned.
Hatred would reign, I was lost, but in that chaos I found your greatest fear, and I will
tell everyone.
Oh, child, what could I possibly feel?
and the weak were made strong the pack of lambs would feast on their shepherd
the prophecy will be careful little one then comes a spear of light piercing
hatred's heart raised to the ground
Oh, whoa. Oh, shitty kill there.
What have you done?
Wait, is this she the one on the boat?
Why is it so like she's dead-dead? She's actually dead.
Huh, I wonder if that confirmed.
Guess it's the opening cinematic.
See what starts as she's... they kill her.
Really? Okay. That's it. What a stupid trailer. I mean, I think this trailer, I mean, it's
setting up the, it's setting up the expansion. Mephisto is the main villain of the expansion.
So it's kind of, it's the opening cinematic of the game. I guess it sets the context kind
the right if you beat Diablo 4 isn't the last cinematic she takes the fucking oh wait no
did I miss that one what the fuck didn't they come out with the was it a new region they came
out with where it was like the whole Aztec shit
That was the first expansion, right? Mmm. I guess I never, yeah, I skipped that one. True. I did skip that one.
But now if I skip that one, why should I come back to this one is where I'm at. I will say this looks cooler.
That was PoE2, Act 3, no.
Yeah.
You missed this probably?
Oh, yeah, I did miss that.
Diablo IV, Bessel of Hatred, Ending Cinematic.
Hey, yo, spoilers.
Yo, spoilers, by the way.
I never saw this one who was the villain of vessel of hatred
because she takes the soul stone and heads here and then
Mephisto still was and now in Lord Lord of hatred you're it's still Mephisto but now Nair El's dead
You fought a spirit and now you're fighting him.
I will not let you go.
You are the one who will not let me go.
Oh, so that's what happened at the end.
And now this is like straight up all out Mephisto mode.
Lord of H is the conclusion to the three part story.
This is Akara, Diablo's Jesus basically, and now Mephisto has his body as a vessel.
Oh, so now, okay, so Mephisto is that is like full power now.
I'll see you man. Maybe I will. Maybe I'll play a paladin or something. Have you seen
this boopy look school? Yeah. Is there actually a Xbox event here in T minus six minutes?
007 First Light, this came out yesterday.
Welcome to MI6.
To succeed in the 00 program, agents must understand a set of rules that will grant them all possible
advantages.
What are we feeling here, boys?
What are we feeling?
So, take a deep breath, listen up, and you may learn how to get the job done and return
to HQ in one piece.
The first rule is to know how to blend in.
Keeping a low profile while navigating the crowd will help you find different paths to your objective.
Ten banks, penetration tester.
Pay attention to the surroundings, eavesdrop on conversation, and talk your way in with the help of unexpected allies.
Relax fellas, he's with me.
Once trespassing, slip past your opponent's unnoticed, or use takedowns to silently get rid of him.
When confronting the whole fleet of enemies, you mini-choose a gentler approach.
And hut! Rob Mingley, Crocs Magazine.
Luffy is an art that will serve you well whether getting quartz red-handed
Or to simply pass through a room under enemies noses
Nothing consumes instinct and won't be available if a more experienced enemy is nearby in this scenario
You will get far without the appropriate gear. Therefore the second rule is to always cut for a pair
Oh, what are we waiting for?
MI6 will keep its doors open for you between missions.
Who's that meter on the bottom?
With familiar faces, gather intel, and prepare for your next move.
Sorry, your name is MoneyPenny.
Let's not get carried away, James.
Q-Lan, on the lower level, will give you access to a wide range of gadgets.
I like it. Don't change your thing.
Each tool is designed to go unnoticed on the field, but help with maximum efficiency.
Right. Follow me and I have something for you.
The Q-Lens will highlight useful information about opportunities and hackable devices.
Your Q-Watch should be able to activate these to divert attention, deactivate cameras, or get rid of unsuspicious enemies in creative ways.
The Darkbone can quietly move enemies out of the way. The Serpent God has just fucking electrocuted to death.
at short range. The modified earbuds will produce a flash of lights to stun opponents.
Other gadgets will be developed in due time and will help you stay creative in all circumstances.
Who do you work for? Take the shot!
Knowing how to improvise is a matter of life and death in the midst of action.
Any object at disposal could prove useful to put an enemy's ideas back in their place.
The same could be said of guardrails, electrical panels, or any surface hard enough to act
as a weapon.
Under heated circumstances, MI6 grants you a license to kill, allowing for even more
possibilities to get rid of hostiles.
In these situations, any weapon could be used as long as you manage to obtain it.
Switch between different playstyles to catch your attackers off guard, and don't forget
to return what you borrowed once out of ammo.
enemies will be harder to defeat, and gadgets will help you get rid of soldiers' arms, stun
tenacious leaders, and defuse grenades with the simple press of a button.
I feel like you can just play this game as an action game the whole way through.
Focus training will also give you an edge over your enemies, delay time, and incapacitate
their legs, or disarm them with the precision of a marksman.
All of these skills might be trained between missions in Taksim, the department of Dumpers
Selina TAC.
Welcome to my dream factory.
Taxim will put your skills to the test through multiple types of challenges, each with its own specific rules that will pitch your performance against those of other agents from around the world.
Overcoming challenges will earn you experience points which you can spend on gadget upgrades, new fire arms, and unique outfits to defeat enemies in style.
And remember, at IO Interactive, the launch of a game is only the start. New content for Taxim will be created over time.
This is the first time Io Interactive is doing driving.
to defend but we're pretty sure you'll figure out this part yourself when the
time comes see you on May 27th to join the program and discover Bond's
adventures in 007 first flight
Okay, okay, maybe, maybe.
$6, $6 hour $80 game.
Yeah.
Eee.
Popcorn game.
Yeah, I think it will just be like a fun game to play.
That'll be a super popcorny game.
This is gonna be like Samson, but more cooked.
And then it's probably gonna have like some of that,
that like, that marble humor in it.
Oh, the Xbox showcase, let's see here.
Hold up, boys.
IGN April 2026 showcase.
I can't tell if this is worth watching or not.
I am not sure if this is worth watching or not.
This is a yapping showcase.
I think this is where they just show games that are already on PC that are coming to
Xbox.
Yeah, Miss Fall Hunters.
There are no ghosts at the Grand Aphelion solo leveling.
no like new new game announcements. Yeah, it's like show it's seeing yeah this is just for people
we already are we're good we're not watching that shit bro i don't care we literally played half of
of those already. Street Fighter 6, new character. Yeah, it's just them literally showing games
we've already played on PC that are now available on Xbox. I thought it was some world premieres.
Street Fighter, what are we doing?
I guess so.
This is an old Street Fighter Alpha character, oh really?
Is that true?
I don't know, man.
She better is weird, bro.
I feel like all these fighting games do the like devolve into the weird like I don't know
they all devolve into like the weebee bullshit or something.
There's like 20 of these games that all have uh,
like go down this route. That's weird man. I don't know this looks like these type of characters
are like all these fighting games. I guess Mortal Kombat's like the only one.
This reminds you of like Guilty Gear, even fucking League of Legends a little bit, 2XKO style.
She's an old character.
It's a Japanese games. They all seem to devolve into like the same areas weird.
I guess Street Fighter is just kind of all over the place. You have characters like this and then you have like Akuma as well.
Sure, man.
Have you ever played Days Gone?
I have.
I know we were just talking about the Xbox event, buddy.
We were just saying it's not worth watching, dumbass.
Days Gone is great.
Yeah, we have your Seroths.
I think this is the next big release.
This game's the next big release, right?
What happened?
They privated the launch trailer.
I'm pretty sure this is the last, the next big one.
I'm pretty, pretty sure.
I
Really have here, what is this official launch trailer?
One hour of stalling as usual, yeah, motherfucker, there's nothing else worth flying right now
Let me stall. In peace.
Art is the strongest of tights from the shore.
Was it a return old story kind of potato?
Lost Caucasus.
The bosses and the gameplay though is where the ship shines.
It was... I thought it was...
What did I get to know? It was cool?
That's him saying it's a road like
Every time, one step closer to our system, to more power.
This is a newly established colony.
All the lettuce is finding you.
There's no way to get home, you killer!
You can't just...
He's going to turn to us.
Charge!
Yeah, this looks like it's gonna be fun to play.
Honestly, bro, you go play Returnal, these motherfuckers know how to make gameplay.
These dibs, it's actually sad this isn't coming out on PC.
Eternal was literally a gem to play on PC.
It's unfortunate.
Might need to plug in a mouse and keyboard
on the PlayStation 5 to play it.
How much even is the game now?
60 bucks still?
I mean, it is PlayStation, but damn.
That's kind of, this game should have been discounted.
it's a good game
but sixty dollars
ummm is totally battle control because of the hapics
this fucking guy bro he really needs the controller to shake in specific direction
so he can comment on it in real time
Oh my god!
That to me is a gimmick buddy, okay?
Oh my god, the way to control a Rumble's man, my Martian?
Oh my god!
Nah, it's great on PC.
Lisa Horan the Haunted Hill.
I can just tell there's like three generators and the lights go off like 20 times in this
game.
I
Hold up
I
Looks like maybe this looks like a maybe
This looks like a maybe maybe what do you want me to watch the Xbox event I swear there's nothing
Did you see the Clayface trailer? I did not know. Link me, brah.
Hello, my name is Leonor Terstogov, and I'm the Game Design Director on Beat Sponsor Cyrus, your board.
And I'm Gregorio Panamayo, Fleet Game Designer on the project.
We have finally reached a very important stage of the project, and are ready to present you with the beta build.
And first of all, we would like to thank our players who supported the game and helped us to reach this important stage.
So, let's take a quick look at a few things to try once we're done.
Can you play this right now?
During the beta you will have a chance to play one story mission Pinkwater 4
Station where you and your companions arrive right after a recent incident.
There at first you will have some time to explore the station, chat with some NPCs,
trade with local vendor Luciana and even find some precious loot. And after that
you will have to report to your boss for a debrief.
As you level up you unlock not only new combat abilities but also new social skills for you and your companion.
This unlocks additional skill checks during the mission.
That means new dialogue options, new rewards during the exploration,
and we can even change the outcome of important events.
Some of those skill points will let you increase
spot effectiveness, and others will let you increase firepower,
catch the damage, and you will also be able to level up your companions
and invest social skill points we mentioned before.
At some point you will encounter workbench which is important part of the progression system
Oh, you need to pre-order the game and you get it for an hour
materials you collected during the exploration segment and it's certainly worth doing before
Hater the Combat
Check out the show before they get what are you talking about?
Stay exposed you usually want to watch the expansion show
Yeah
Is there like five seasons to quickly look around select abilities or issue commons to your squad mates
In the best way you'll encounter five weapon categories each year six seasons
You carry one rifle size weapon and one short weapon on your heat so your loadout choices matter
Every weapon can be just as effective in combat. We don't treat them as main guns or side arms
And of course don't forget about gadgets.
Gadgets represent your combat abilities and using them at the right time can create openings
during the fight or disrupt your enemy rounds.
And you are not fighting alone.
For this mission, Jay, your sibling, will join you as your companion and you can order
him to use his abilities or exploit particular environmental weaknesses to wreak havoc on
the battlefield.
Now that destruction looks nice.
We really encourage you to experiment.
Try different builds, try different playstyles, different dialogue options and see how the
game plays out.
The better will be available on Xbox Series X and S, PlayStation 5 and Steam.
Thank you for your feedback, it will help us improve the game.
And yet again, I would like to thank our players who supported the game and helped us to resist
the stage.
We are really looking forward to see you.
I could drop 80 bucks and try to bait up.
Let's copy out their NDA though.
There's no NDA.
Well, I am banning.
Yeah, what was the mother flipping?
What do we have here?
Back to back trailers?
Alright, I guess there are some new games.
world in Albion Online. Albion Online. That was a look at Albion Online, which hits Xbox
Series X and S today. It's already on PC and mobile. It's free to play and with the upcoming
Dragon expansion, it will be bigger than ever. Don't miss Albion Online. Albion Online? More
You have 2,000 hours in it. Don't play it as dog shit
Wow, that joke sucks kind of like a vampire does feel it doesn't suck games about vampires up next
We're taking a look at a game that is definitely going to sink its fangs into a lot of us
Here's vampire crawlers the turbo wild card from vampire survivors, but beware. I'm pretty sure it's got vampires in it
Spoiler alert
of the
one
But you know what I play a lot of this does it get like crazier I feel like I play the
decent amount.
I don't go without a fight, gathering the magic.
We're back!
Nope, we never actually feel too good for the Earth to explore mass, to find treasure,
to love, to shine, and the reason is...
It was a demo? No, I played the full release the last time I streamed it.
You didn't see anything!
Wow.
This damn luck, Phil.
I mean, that looks like a cool card game, we've seen that one before.
It's coming out soon, apparently.
I played this one.
This guy was cool.
This was the demo was pretty decent in this one. I enjoyed the combat
That was a look at the hack and slash roguelite tears of metal which will be coming day one to Xbox game pass very soon
In the meantime, but if you didn't catch it vampire crawlers is out today
But seriously be careful if it's anything like vampire survivors, it's going to derail whatever else you hope to accomplish this week
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can play with friends. You
want to squad up for this
one? No. Okay Well, let's at
least say this in unison. One
That was weird. Yeah, let's not do that again
Is anyone actually full clip certified here? No
Are we fucking? Are you guys off?
Chat link me! Chat link me!
Nice, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Lucky tower runs, I should do a lucky tower run.
We could hit up some Suica Wombilons.
Masters of Albion came out.
Is
this fucking emotional spaghetti?
different spaghetti's different Italian foods
and same trailer
That's a lonely day, that's a lonely day.
Interesting.
Welcome back to the academy.
To the Academy!
It's open world!
of
Okay.
I've never seen this game before.
Wow.
This is your new fall, guys?
Yeah, this isn't what I was picturing.
All guys looks better
It's clearly not the same though
From Topopia to Topopia.
Fuck, oh fuck the hell we gotta play Topopia!
You just saw a brand new gameplay for Crash Out Crew, coming to Xbox Game Pass.
Escape Academy 2, which is also coming to Game Pass.
Jotopia which just got a surprise console announcement and RV there yet
Which is coming to game pass getting brand-new TLC and has possibly the greatest title in the history of anything
RV there yet. Do you play games or just watch trailers?
Yes, I'm just gonna ignore whatever it is. You're doing over there and just move us right along up next
We've got a pair of over-the-top blockbuster action games that you won't want to miss check them out
this game came out already right?
Best anime ever, really?
No!
For the Glace!
I shall follow you for the rest of eternity!
My game had the YouTube ads in it?
What?
My game had YouTube ads in it, what?
Hi, I'm Salo Camerati, one out of two of the team behind Titish Dungeon.
Have you ever wondered what is to feel like an adventure lost in a dungeon with your friends?
No math, no hand-holding, tons of hidden secrets, and on top of that you need to survive by collecting
whatever ingredients you find in the dungeon?
Dish dungeon is a multiplayer game that you can play solo or with up to two other players.
You and your friends start the game entering this huge interconnected dungeon with pretty much
nothing in your bag. At first, you find a couple of apples and mushrooms and you can roast them
in the available campfire. As you explore the dungeon, you find other interesting places to set
up camp. Whatever you cook is what defines your stats and abilities, so you'll find better
ingredients as you progress, making stews, noodles, and many others.
The camp serves you as a home base.
You bring back resources to it, share it with your friends, and get to craft new gear and
tools to further explore.
Certain tools will be crucial for your advancement, like this hammer that can break through rusty
metal bars, and there will be plenty of other tools.
You'll be killing monsters, bosses, solving puzzles, looting, treasure hunting, adventure
yourself through the dark places but I invite you to get deeper into connecting to the dungeon
because it's full of symbols and hidden mysteries I'd like to think that some of you might not just
want to find all the hidden treasures you're looking for but also to crawl this dungeon in
reverse allowing yourselves to connect to your boys and find other ways of finishing the game
that doesn't look bad but you know the deep dish pizza later this year
All 2026.
You know, man, you know.
You're watching the IDX Box Showcase right here on IGN.
Thanks for hanging with us.
You just saw brand new gameplay for Deep Dish Dungeon
coming to Xbox Game Pass.
Plus a console release window and brand new gameplay
for solo-level animations.
Up next, we're cooking up some games
that put your kitchen skills to the test
in bizarre and fantastic ways.
Let's take a look at Bistro and Incombini.
Two games, you'll want to take a bite out of soon.
Stop it, there's not much.
I'm hungry.
You might think the most important part
of being a hero is the big sword.
What do we have here?
The desire to fight terrifying monsters.
But here, in Palo Pore, our heroes are only as strong
as their last meal.
And that's where I come in.
I make the meals.
I pair the flavors they love with the magic and abilities they need
What the hell man?
for their ventures into the wights
No, that didn't work. Let's try something sweet
Much
Wow
I managed things around time
Gathering ingredients, growing fresh vegetables,
tending to the critters,
and fishing for the catch of the day.
And they do the eating monsters in the head
and part of things.
They also bring back monstrous ingredients from the wilds,
which helps me unlock new resources.
Chat, we need a new hobby, what do we do?
We're here for them for the dangers ahead of us.
It might seem a bit bleak outside the wall,
but we're all in this fight to get them.
What are we gonna do here our own unique skills and flavors to the table
To save the world it looks like it's gonna take dolls
I'm beating it.
What kind of company?
Well, you get it.
You get it.
You know, there's some bad luck.
Xbox Showcase right here on IGN. You just saw Income, BD, and Beastro, both of which
are coming to Xbox Game Pass. Up next, Callonoro is a vibrant, beautiful, and totally unique
platformer that you need to see for yourself. Luckily, we're about to show it to you. This
is Callonoro, coming to Xbox and PC.
I know the lock them did pop off there
Why the presenters always goofy because your hobby is goofy
I don't fucking think she's cool!
I'm stuck in video games bro!
Oh, what's the fucking president out here announcing games?
Goof me, huh?
Madagascar the game.
Up next things are heating up even more with a trio of competitive games that you're definitely
gonna want to play.
Even if you're not great at sports in real life, like Jeffrey over here.
You know, I told you that in private, even though it happened in front of my entire high school gymnasium.
Yeah, to be honest, I didn't even know it was possible to get stuck upside down in a basketball hoop.
That's kind of well done.
Yeah, it was embarrassing to be sure.
Well, while Jeffrey over here battles his memories of the past, here are some upcoming competitive games to settle your own rivalries.
Oh my god speedrunners too!
Now this better be crossplay with matchmaking and a rank setup.
I better go all out with two because it looks very similar to the first one.
This better have all the bells and whistles.
I can just press a button, cross play it, matchmaking, boom, rank.
With a lot of maps.
Yeah, this game is fun. It's a fun and rich game.
Are you obsessed with ranks and games? It depends on the game. This game is inherently competitive, so...
Yeah, why not? It's fun having ranks.
This game is called Speedrunners, the whole point is to cross the finish line.
Hello friends, good to have you with us and welcome back to a beautiful morning and what I'm sure will be a thrilling round of golf.
Although, today's game may be different as the fairway appears to change the situation.
Well, how about that?
This is going to be, uh, a game to remember.
Golf with your friends, too.
Oh my god.
A sequel.
Wishlist now.
A sequel.
Confirmed.
That was Speedrunners 2, launching this July and coming to Game Pass.
Plus, a new release date for Golf with your friends, too.
They both look fantastic, but hey, maybe you're more popular.
of a puzzle game fan.
Don't worry, we've got you covered right here
at Idead Xbox with this next game
coming to Xbox Game Pass.
Check out the brand new gameplay
and a new cartridge coming to Screen Bound.
How long is this event, anyone know?
Probably like an hour, right?
Wasn't this game like a big announcement at some event and then kind of just disappeared?
I guess they're slowly coming out still.
Gaming while gaming?
That's a bit like a cool the whole fusion of two games is cool
It's definitely a concept.
Screen bound.
It looks cool with playing it.
Yeah.
Well, that just about wraps us up here at the IJN.
Oh no, it was 40 minutes long.
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There it is, boys.
There it is.
What is motor slice?
Two days ago?
Someone like this.
This is Slicer P. Over.
I've arrived at the Magistration.
Get in, eliminate the machines, and get out.
That was the job.
But things are never that simple.
This looks kind of interesting.
Has a cool style.
Why not?
not all everything crashed rated mature never mind you didn't
Gallipoli? Any Masters of Albion? Let me see if it came out. I might play that.
How many people are in 83 if there's over a thousand people will play
how many people here 500 500 do I try it yeah it's a new shooter that came out
today tides of tomorrow comes out tomorrow wolf yeah was this game any
good oh wait this came out
is this game actually any good
Track visions that plays past and discover what happened to them
They made have made
Your little friend broke into the slaughterhouse and stole
Of course, you're shaping your own story, but you're also leaving a mark the future players
Tides tomorrow is a true passion project from a small reviews are amazing
We hope to see you on the tights
Maybe maybe
Everybody's story is different
Mmm
Ultimate drummer is out. I'm aware bro. I'm aware. I played it a little bit. It is a little bit of hurts your ears playing it
I could it is kind of a meme-ish game, bro. Splatoon Raiders. Oh, actually a new Splatoon
game. And I'm all set. It's funny for like 10 minutes. Sharon, let's try 83. I don't
know what I'm doing, bro. I'm just gonna play random stuff. So I try expanse as well. Should
I get the, what is it, expanse and you get the demo with it?
Quick guide to the beta.
You can't even pre-close beta is available.
You have to get the beta off their website or something because you can't get it on steam.
Let me download 83.
Yeah, Conan is enhanced.
Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if people go back to that game.
That trailer seemed like, especially for a free update,
they actually just popped off the whole game.
I'm
I'm downloading the game right now.
Ah!
What the hell is this?
Jeez.
Batman villain?
Oh my god, it is mouth, the old guy from Mouthwashing.
I didn't rustle.
Whiteface was an Arkham Knight.
Hmm.
Maybe, maybe.
Maybe.
Why are you not, uh, why are you not, uh...
His backstory is pretty gnarly.
Oh.
Airport Contraband demo.
Dude, that game looks absolutely potato, bro.
I think it was that, that was Slopass game.
I'm feeling let's check out 83 and then we'll hit up some other stuff.
I could do lucky tower, bro. I could do lucky tower. Lucky tower is kind of a weird game where I feel like you're not making like any progress.
Is it actually worth trying to get to the bottom and stuff?
Like it's a good game, but yeah.
Some armor reforger, I might.
I could do some sniping. It's just kind of the cue that takes forever to get into a server.
That's the main tomorrow.
That's the main thing.
Start the queue now. True. Maybe when I play a different game, I'll start the queue.
Oh yeah, let me get Masters of Albion as well.
I wish listed this game, it's Mixed.
Oh, is this the one where you play like a God character?
Yeah, Mixed Reviews?
I mean, I'm about to go play another Mixed Game.
You've been a giant flagon with the power of a god for fingertips.
You can do more than just the oligod.
I have a bad feeling about this.
The Mask of the Master's called and you have answered the chosen one.
Is there somebody out there? Help!
Are you ready?
Well good luck to you.
Steady employment is what the bugs around here mean.
How we doing next?
What are we feeling here?
I need some polish and optimization.
I don't know, man.
one second chat
Yeah, what happened to the game?
Oh, like all tabs.
This is gonna be potato, isn't it?
Oh buddy, oh my. Use free aim. Okay, let's see.
Sit clan tag fog
Okay, okay
Okay
Let's see let's see
Server browser
Okay, we got an American server.
Already better than Battlefield, that's why when people are like, oh my god, they added
a southern browser.
It's like bro have some respect who gives a shit
That is not something that should make you excited for a video game if I can drip speed you like a dumbass
Oh my god, yeah, that was cool like 20 years ago
Delta, why are you so mad?
I'm frustrated due to your dumb assness that gets hyped over mechanics that should not
even be, that should just be default in a video game, okay?
It's frustration buddy.
have some more respect for yourself.
Okay, here we go.
Alright, you can see your feet.
Okay, okay, nades.
Wow, I'm deaf.
Hey, how does that work?
The enemy's taking Charlie.
Keep bindings, keep bindings.
Voice chat.
How you guys doing, man?
Yeah, I can hear you, man.
Ah!
I like it reminds me of uh
Have you ever played fucking red orchestra?
Oh yeah kind of like the same rhythm Yeah you can uh you can actually go up next to
Fuck you how building you know some
Ported just like it is in a
Oh God, I got you you supported on this about anything
Nice nice tonight is volume yo this guy's fogging he likes it man
Give him a grenade give him a grenade
last devil oski command center I say if you you're welcome Keith you're down
bitch yeah what's your marion right now NATO NATO verse pack
okay okay dad gamer waiting for 83
Waiting for 1983.
Alright, let me get one kill and we'll call it a day here.
Okay, okay.
Is there a proximity voice or is it just team voice?
Proximity voice chat. Oh yeah, voice chat B.
me. We're taking Charlie. We're taking Charlie. Hello? Hey, y'all soldier. Hey. Y'all
Man can you hear me bro?
Yeah.
Can you hear me?
Oh this one's got a lot of recoil.
The enemy's taking Delta.
Can you open doors?
There's a symbol here.
I want to go in, but I'm scared.
Oh, shit. Oh, shout out. Hold up.
Oh, I'm surrounded.
Bruh, I wanna go in.
I wanna go in that direction.
Young man, can you hear me, bro?
Hey, young man, can you hear me, bro?
Bruh, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello?
Hello?
Nothing.
Yeah, that guy moved.
Oh, you can't tell if you killed somebody?
That's one of those guys?
You can't tell?
Oh, the top right there.
I'm right here. It's not very obvious.
They're shooting at us.
We love it.
Take it fire.
Oh, and you can prone?
I'm moving.
I'm turning all the way.
I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. Oh, I'm out.
They knew, dude. They knew.
all I did was hit enter to change the deploy region
The game looks so old. Yeah well this is like a smaller studio's more game.
I'm not gonna have some absolutely insane look.
Hold on, man.
Ooh! Charlie is being attacked.
It's like a worst hell let loose. Pretty much.
That's the scope? Okay.
you
are you dead this gun's not that bad Charlie is under attack
this gun is not that bad Charlie's being attacked
Not bad.
Get out.
Charlie's being attacked.
Charlie's being attacked?
Where's this guy shooting at us?
Oh, found him.
Same timing in every game, bro.
Every game, same timing.
The enemy's taken Charlie. Sector lost. Fall back.
Uh, you can join my- you can join my clan. Sure.
Well, we like good gamers in those, so uh, yeah.
Alright, let me show you how to snipe in 1983.
Let's do this.
Can I still death?
Reloaded!
Take your fire!
Yeah, whatever.
Can you hear me, bro?
Can you hear me?
Hello?
Say something.
Say something, please.
Yo, friendly fire is on.
Oh my god, bro. Why is friendly fire randomly on?
This is a lie, by the way. It doesn't work.
Best.
First skill, boys. You were here.
I'm looking top right. I saw nothing. That's what I killed him.
There's literally nothing that said I killed it. Oh, there it is. It's just lagged
How am I a dumb ass because it's delayed we're expecting the most basic feature
return to the cops returned him our spy plane is overhead nice where's this guy
found him
That was at the wrong leg.
Alright, I'm bleeding.
Oh!
Oh, they're eliminated, you're welcome.
The whole team was getting owned.
Saved everybody.
I
Where I'm on the map you get to see
You set up let me set up I got those move buddy move
Okay
Yeah, the map's not bad.
I see him.
Oh, I see him.
I also feel the suppression and my head's gone.
You can't just like die very easily in this game, huh?
Okay, okay.
Yeah, man, sorry about earlier, dude.
I don't know if that's an enemy.
Must be a friendly.
I got this from. I gotta take this window from you, dude.
I gotta scope.
Our spy plane is overhead.
I'm looking right now.
I'm looking in the potential direction of enemies.
Oh yeah, they did come down here.
I think I disappeared in the smoke.
We're low on reinforcements.
Oh my god.
of the
okay
advantage lost
that was the most muffled artillery but maybe it's on purpose
Last day
Is this free to play
negative how much it is I don't know 20 bucks
25 bucks
I shot him in the foot.
I'm trying to figure out where these guys are, they kind of shoot from all over.
There's like an LMG all the way down there.
I'm trying to find an indoor location.
You can't open this I got three boys I got three
Last stand hold the line
This is it hold the line
I
So that's like you're up at least suck zero com so I was like no one knows how to play right now
You know what that's what they're doing right now
Fall back we'll get him next time
Swapping sides, oh my enter button just alt tabs me
Let me fix this game armor reforger OST
There it is boys there it is
Fixed
No CS ever again, the last time I played CS was horrible.
That team made me feel like I wish I could say they were cheating because I got my ass
This kick's so hard.
Oh, yeah, what the heck?
Oh.
Ho Chi Minh!
This guy's not our team. Protect him.
the best sniper sure it was a five stack who knows maybe it was like a clan or a
team that was practicing I could throw in some code be in there to you know go
back. Smokes out! Smokes out!
We are taking our spy plane as our head. We are taking Alpha.
I think it was randomly made.
The Hell I Lose Vietnam. Isn't the playtest for Hell I Lose Vietnam soon?
Oh!
Now let loose, Vietnam is going to be the one to look for in terms of like more AA shooters.
I uh chill, let a numb worm!
Let a numb...
Let a numb!
No, he actually saw my head.
of
the
of
the
of
Is that artillery?
That guy just killed like five of us.
All right, boss, let's move.
We gotta go get B.
Smoke out.
I'm headed in there.
I will take our land back.
Oh, I just made my own teammate believe.
Now we have the barn controlled.
Oh my god, I almost made it to where I wanted to be.
I wonder if someone can be the medic.
All I got is one bandage.
Cover me, John, Akbar. Cover me!
They're nearby.
Oh my god.
Alright, I'm alive, I'm alive.
Looks like you can go under this.
Here we go, here we go. Prime real estate.
Oh, yeah, if only I had a silent sniper insane positioning
Holy moly
Are you kidding me you found me bro what?
Good. No way.
This is kind of...
Not really good point, mate.
We are taking cover.
is the game better than the demo I would say yes but whether you want to
Purchaser or not, that's up to you, man.
I don't know.
I'd personally just wait for Vietnam. I'll let loose. It'll be slightly more expensive, but it'll be more fun.
I saw a guy over here.
hold up, I'm going around, dude I swear, I swear they're like in here
here. Wait. Oh, fuck. We are taking Bravo. We are taking Bravo.
No bro I come on man
These damn people nowadays from their aim is like not bad
I did see him, but I got shot from the right, not the left guy.
I was gonna drop down position and kill the guy on the left.
I got killed from the right.
Another one and die?
That's a lot of these games.
Don't raise your head to anyone!
Alright, here we go. Nade out!
Oh, that went nowhere.
I
Yeah, brother in there
of
the
of
Oh, they're still over on that side.
Ow.
I'm in a magazine.
There's a guy right at this track.
There he is.
Yeah, they're still holding.
They're holding that door, Matt.
Found him.
Oh, you can't create your own squad and then to have a marksman.
Come on, man!
So many FPS's, what's the reason to specifically play this one?
I mean, you could say that about like every roguelike.
Some are just more exceptional than the others.
This is a tech if you've been there done that, you know?
I think it's kind of like the...
It's a new game.
What?
I think she was explaining wapology.
What is that?
What are you talking about?
When I gather, she was explaining wapology, or what it was.
Oh, they can be there by the way.
They can be there, that guy knows.
Someone said that this game was already full of cheaters, so based off of that guy's knowledge and his account, I could just say I'm being cheated.
Yabba-kaw!
Yeah, they're all hacking.
I'm so tired of cheaters.
Same, bro.
Same.
Even the word is annoying now.
This game looks like shit on Shreem. Yeah, maybe it's on a foliage.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Yeah, I'm gonna go snipe an armor reforger for a bit.
What else do we do?
Let me just queue up while playing this, because it's gonna take a while to join.
Will I revisit?
I'm talking about your life, probably not.
Are you gonna watch the new G4 campfire now?
I
Ah, I'm queued.
If I were to recommend shooters, I'd recommend...
If I had to download specific ones, Armory Forger, CS2...
And that's it.
No other FPS worth playing right now I'm talking about multiplayer you know what
the finals is good the finals is if you like the game mode quality wise the
finals is great and free to play. If you want like modern systems in a traditional
deathmatch style game. Oh yeah, and hunt. Fine, and hunt as well.
I
Don't feel sure
Hello loose. Yeah, hello. This is good, too. I don't know how long this is so popular
battlefront it is worth having battlefront installed because those times
you're in the mood for Star Wars games because it's so good
there's the rocket okay bro I'll forgive you man I'll forgive you dude the beta is
released yes I'm already almost an armor reforger I think the server restarted
I was I I was I you ain't missing anything
I
Boys
Time to snap brother
And it's night time, my favorite.
Oh, did I mute the game?
I totally did.
There it is, there it is!
What a fat what a bro what a dude
I get it I get it. Yeah, I need the DMR
Make a quick load out he
Which one is the DMR again?
And then isn't it this one the FD I
Think the G28
These are all tracers they made us of the DMRs all tracers, but this is sniper rounds
What the shiii-
What the fuck?
The third one?
Lies, they're literally all tracers.
Tracer AP, AP is better than Sniper?
Okay.
We're behind you, we can attack the place together.
Tracer AP, AP is better than Sniper?
Hi.
I'll let you talk until...
Blombark!
He's right in front of us, like 200 meters ahead.
He's going to farm.
We're also going to farm. Good luck.
Wait! Wait!
Hold on, bro. I need it. I need a sniper drop off, please. Drop me off on a mountain
Thank you, man. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hold on. I got on the other side
All right, thank you madam here now give me on a good sniper mountain back
Are we doing today boys?
Nerves I get it
See you shaking man, it's all good green
Yeah, how do I let me adjust this
Oh, there we go.
Ah! No!
Where we headed? Oh, you can travel fast as hell on this.
Here we go, here we go.
Nice flying, man.
They announced Armour 4?
Oh yeah, is that friendly?
Oh god.
Damn, nice landing.
Alright, brother.
I'll take it from here oh my god I'm flying I'm gonna fly to a mountain I'm
gonna fly to a mountain all right this is my flying tutorial free heli all right
step one
Okay. Okay, all systems go. And here we go. Okay. Oh my god. Oh yeah. There it goes.
There it goes. Please don't be inverted. I'm gonna fly out to the sea until I figure out
how to fly. I'm pulling spacebar and oh it's shipped. Oh oh oh oh. Okay. Alright okay okay hold on oh.
Okay, it's a tree.
Is there an altimeter somewhere?
So I know how low I am or high I am.
Holy shit, this thing is agile as hell, dude.
Is that an ultimer?
Oh, it is.
Oh, yeah.
What's the lowest I can fly here?
Oh, it's analog, dude.
Looks like you want to...
I've seen some people hover heavily.
Is the pure acceleration from just leading down on the helicopter?
oh I can go any faster I'm at 120 airspeed I've seen people like go crazy
oh you can turn this thing so fast it's all about the forward tail
Now, what button are flares?
Oh my God!
Wait, I'm good. I'm not getting mad.
We're good, we're good!
Shake it to land, get to land!
I got a camera!
Ha ha!
Mayday!
Mayday! Mayday!
can you pick me up I'm a little bird in the water oh my god is that friendly
I shoot a flare
I got a flying is actually pretty solid man.
Yeah, flying is actually not that bad.
I got what I've got. I think I messed it up.
Is this everybody now that can hear me?
Oh, Platoon is the whole team.
Take a Huey next.
Nah.
I'm gonna get a jeep from here and head out to somewhere to snipe.
That's what I'm doing.
BF1 is 99 cents right now.
The game literally always discounts.
the hell where am I oh god oh oh my god he's not friendly he's not friendly
why did it just spawn me there you're on a command truck not a point oh is that
if that was there's a transport helicopter coming in hopefully he waits 10
seconds
is it possible to play this game without being laggy hopefully I'm a four I need
I'm gonna ride!
I got what I meant. Commander said I need to drop off Franco at the best sniper hill you can think of.
I'm gonna take that mm-hmm as a yes sir.
Well, the best sniper hill is like, Montreal, New York, no?
alright, I trust you, let's go there
wait, no no no, don't don't
wait, hold on
I'm talking about the greatest sniper hill
you can think of, Matt
you know the skies, man
you know the map, the land
just be a good man
yeah, yeah, right
right, it's good
if I don't see anybody, I'm going to blame you
Oh, God, he's mad.
Intentionally, T.K., because I was shooting at God intentionally, T.K., but, you know, I was shooting at him, and I heard I was shooting at middle-haws to get friendly to him.
I had no idea what the fuck I was doing.
What's that, man?
Oh, this one's good.
I'm not talking to you.
I heard from a huge hill.
Oh, what the hell?
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I can't die.
I can't die bros!
Land it through the landing!
Come on, come on!
Nice.
One more hole is dropped.
Yeah, they got my tilt.
Oh no.
I can't do this.
Yo, do you got a wrench?
Wake up man!
You've got me shot man.
Our base and base are a little more important than T-shirts right now.
Okay.
It's not looking good bro. It's not looking good.
Keep on just throwing the game at me.
Not looking good, bro.
I'll remember you.
It's not looking good bro. This is the one just shooting.
Oh wait, you can bandage.
There you go. You're in the recovery position.
Oh god, that's the wrong position.
That's the one. Oh, I know it's this one.
Shit, let me look up a YouTube video hold on. Oh wait that was that all right nice
Stop the turds!
Oh, yeah, you repaired your heli bro you repaired it?
What do you mean? Oh, you don't know how?
What the hell do we do now bro? I got no food. I got nothing. I'm scared
Well, it's the one this time just shoot at us. So let's go for them
All this guy looks like he fresh out of Call of Duty
DT is friendly, I wanna know if they're checking what they are
Did I get killed by friendly fire?
Alright, you guys go first
If you see a guy, tell me and I'll shoot him
I just shot him from the helicopter, did I get killed by friendly fire?
Just walk it off, man, you'll be good
What the fuck?
Right
Yo, what does the enemy look like again?
Are we the enemy?
I doubt there's anybody in here.
Oh yeah, nothing to shoot that.
Check out the map, huh?
Soon, soon, soon.
I'm gonna get the armor.
Oh yeah, you got him, bro. They're going down. You got him.
Yeah, for sure.
They're all dead. Good shooting.
Yes, yes, big help, big help.
Okay, okay, maybe after that, maybe after that, bro.
Where the hell are we on the map?
Oh yeah, Monroe's actually under attack, which is where we're headed.
Oh, yeah, we're okay. Hold up. Hold up. You know what? I want a fresh map anyways.
I joined up near the end.
Uh-oh, CQC Sniper.
Okay, we're here.
This is the harbors under attack.
I have no idea how this guy is doing this, but I'm not sure if he's doing it or not.
I don't know if he's doing it or not, but I don't know if he's doing it or not.
I don't know if he's doing it or not.
I have no idea how this gun shoots.
Oh god. Was he friendly?
I didn't say any name to that.
Oh shit.
Oh shit!
Oh he secured it!
Ah good boys! Threat eliminated!
Filled all five of them!
All good!
There were six of them, but I got five of them.
All dead, man.
Pow, pow, pow, pow!
We're clear.
two FPS walk yeah why is it the top oh my I'm like everybody looks like they're lagging
All stations, we are under attack at Point Alaska.
Hey, man, we need a ride, bro.
Anywhere on the front line.
All right.
Really?
Anywhere.
Lost it, please.
Right out here, too close for a cab surround.
People are going to get hit.
If they can catch it here.
Oh my god.
I can't actually get that.
Hell you don't?
Oh yeah, that guy actually- The RPGs in this game and the anti-air seem so crazy.
Oh my god, he actually not- Wow, he actually hit him.
Yeah, the stingers are actually awesome
Press all and you can lock on you just drive around bro. You just a driver
Yeah, I guess
I just want to say I'm pretty sure they get it over the right time.
I mean, that's what I'm saying.
I don't want to see how the whole plane, you know.
Our four helicopter.
Just drive around all day, lock in, grab around.
That's cool, man.
I'm gonna give myself a helicopter then, I'll be more efficient.
Oh, you're trying to grind out the heli?
Yep, take people in and out, that's what I'm all doing.
Nice man.
Yeah, I think I want to do this too so I can get hellies.
You want an Xbox, bro?
Nah, I'm on PC.
Ah, nice.
I'm all that supply running progress is going to go out the window then right
there's always the next match how long does a match last the dance on the people who capture
the point so like if they're straight up traveling the point then the game can last
in 30 minutes. Oh, damn. I'm
to ours okay okay
Oh wait, they captured?
We're good?
Yeah, we're good, and so we're fine.
Fifteen minutes save.
Blastin'!
Nice man. I feel like you saved the war man. It was this truck that did it.
That was all you man.
Yeah right.
Oh god.
Who is that?
Come on man
Well, you can just spawn here can't we?
Or there's no supplies here, so we can't get there yet, so we got to go to Wyoming and drive
She
Run some supplies. Yeah, I would rather do it on a fresh map.
Alpha main to all stations. We are under attack at Point Alaska.
Alright, here we go, here we go, here we go. I'm gonna go towards a specific spot and then try to camp.
It's a very foresty map.
Come on dude.
Hey y'all, Laska is under attack.
Motherfucka.
Monroe has no resources.
Give me back.
Oh
I'm back over here. Hey, I need a ride, please
Yeah, get me to a nice sniper location, please
All right, then we are one or two.
All right, here we go, here we go.
The map was ending and then the clutch thing got a point.
Hit a rocket straight at our group, kill three of us, then there's two left.
Can these rads just go on forever? I think so.
Yeah, this map is very foresty. I'm not really sure. It's not mountainous like that one map.
I
Boy's never gonna shot out yet. It's a good sign
God damn it
I always got a level up.
Welcome, Larry.
Thanks, Violet.
Thank you for these main things there.
Alright, can you drop me off on a nice sniper area?
You know one?
Yup.
Oh shit, I got a bad car.
Nice.
Try to go around and use the auto cover.
A spot where I can change the war.
Come on, man.
I thought he had no headphones on and that was a call coming in.
Oh my god bro.
Hello.
I can't even get to a hill man.
I can't even get to a hill.
There's a spot in me all the way here.
Now the one we're losing, half the players are in base.
Should I get this scope?
No, this scope.
Should I get that scope?
No, this scope.
Yeah, before you attack stuff, do you drop people off on this thing?
I got you, bro.
Oh, yeah, what up, man?
I dumped my flares and that shit still hit me.
Yeah, that's a lot of good. That was sudden, man.
That was scary. I thought you were getting a phone call or something.
I got cool there on, like, 50 seconds.
All right, I'll get on good.
Man, he wants you on the right side.
Oh, there's another.
He's on the 2nd.
Got it.
Oh, man.
Yeah, good luck out there, bro. Good luck. Don't miss. All right, all right. Good luck, man.
What's wrong with the guy on the ground?
He's got his eyes on me right now guys.
I think I might have confirmed it.
I might have killed him.
What happened to him? Is he dead?
He's dead.
It's not a good shot.
We're waiting for this guy to spawn as heavy as like 30 seconds.
We got a VTR boys!
How do you zoom this shit in again? Oh yeah, alt.
Alright.
Oh there it is.
Yeah, is this yours
You are running through bushes right now, right?
I'm on the beach now.
Yeah, let's go ahead and get a different scope.
No, there's a second beach here by me there.
I'm moving.
She's running through.
I'm moving.
Oh, he's going to get a different scope.
No, we just had a driver.
Hi, I took the dead driver out of that one.
Oh, he's on the last one.
I can't remove the radio.
This is a different breed of fucking NA3.
How do you can mute it with J?
I already tripped out.
Holy shit, what breed of NA3 did I join today, guys?
We're fucking doing shit today, what is this?
Oh, bro, why are you cutting out everybody?
God damn it, man.
Shit, I see NATO actually doing a lot of good fucking shit, boys.
It's surprising I like it
Whatever I don't need it. Yeah, I think I survived by mob be careful like, he was on fire
Press G and hover over channelovan press our
Oh, is that mean it's
Oh, is that what it is?
Holy fuck, bro.
That lag fucked us up most, methol.
Yeah, I got it looping in my 2-bit and I'm alright.
Yeah, the only thing that I fucking can't handle is the packet loss when I fly, because
it makes me unable to fly, literally.
Yeah, especially like J looking now, every time I do it, I'm alright.
Bro, I'm trying to see who can in here understand that if it dies on effect.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
Where the hell are we going?
Oh, this guy is fully going.
Alright.
Okay, what?
East Coast, East Coast, Mark-Royce Piles, Mark-Royce Piles, East Coast is no longer viable
to fly.
Okay, what?
East coast, east coast, micro-piles, micro-piles, east coast is no longer viable to fly.
Oh my god, they actually got us, dude, in the whore?
I like that log, bro. Shooting them, the heli seems fun.
there's so many hellies oh my god they actually caught the hellie in the sea
that's crazy dude they actually got it down can anyone get an AA truck
We are in the sea, there's no point.
Or do you have to get, do you have to, hmm.
What's the downside then to the truck?
If I go to Ohio and get a truck, is it just kind of like setting up?
It might be private rank.
It's very expensive to spawn as in it needs a lot of supplies at the point.
On back, he's got a friendly little bird in the air.
One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one.
That's not this one, right?
We're trying to make our way to the coast right now, but we're all fucking in the water right now.
now. Does it say what's what? Supply storage? Is it an indoor or an outdoor one? It's that
one and with the supply storage
Which ones a a transport is one of these the labs
Those bad
Yeah, I can't get one yet
No, it's in the first tab you scroll wheel it
Oh, is it this one right here
You need rank
I mean technically you could just kill up to a corporal, right?
supply run or a couple of shows.
Can I have a mark where I am at?
Let me see, I'm gonna go down and probably die, but...
I didn't get on the main road, so...
Alright, down here and then left. Alright. Alright buddy, here we go!
If you're in an enemy BTR and you're shooting at friendly little birds, that's the snakes
fucking color.
They're black.
Russians are green.
Are you stupid?
Oh, I didn't know that actually.
Yeah!
Wait, what team are we on?
Shit, are we NATO?
I think we're NATO.
Wait, what team are we on?
Shit, are we NATO?
I think we're NATO.
The color point you can just see that, but I'm just saying, well, birds are black for
NATO.
You're under attack.
The point is long gone.
The color supply is in the Pantera.
Unfortunately, we're going to fuck up while I was on route.
Yeah, I fucking saw you crouch behind us, bro.
Set up your Monty main roads run through it.
Oh.
That was an enemy little bird, right?
Because we're Nato.
Got it.
If it's not a black little bird, it's enemy.
If it's not a black little bird, it's an amin
You can set up on the mountain and Monty. I'm like right near Monty
Down this road
Looks like down this road I need to take a left
We're trying to fuckin' swim, but we can't fuckin' swim.
This current is literally pulling me to the front line.
You're all gettin' mad because it's immersive.
And the rip-time can go with it.
Uh, who the hell...
...come in and just stay alive, and then find a dugout pants over here.
Alright, I got a friendly.
I think I'm dead last time.
Hey Jesus, that's a friendly helicopter.
Repeat, do not shoot friendlies and the little bird.
Or Huey.
Come on Jesus, you woke up three days later, the gun is used to sleep in.
God, I think I survived, dude.
You gotta turn the resupply mill up.
Oh my God, well...
Oh, that was the dude that was flying us earlier.
I do use guns, bro. I'm trying to set up my position to use the gun.
I'm almost at Montagnac. Montagnac, and I'll go from there.
I just need to get to a good location just be unfortunate to like get shot by random
car driving on the same road.
I felt like that was that main.
Oh my god, was that what's shooting at me?
I got an RPG.
I think the other guy is talking about how to give a shot down a bird, so that might be
your guy.
here
I'm just gonna respond
am I close to a helix a sniper on
this is a very foresty map
I'm just gonna go play Cribs in Desert, so I'm okay with you, Dior.
Haha.
Shao, where is the mountain on Montagnac?
South, east, west, north. Where am I looking?
Yeah, do I need a bandage? Am I hurting right now?
I don't think I actually, I think I just took damage, but a bandage isn't going to fix me.
Dude, it's not happening.
Whoa, true. Yeah, but where east is south of New York, north of New York?
what if what if what if what if uh
I'm morphine
Gonna get myself every type of solution
Okay
All this to just die while driving
Holy shit.
How do you shut the engine off on a car again?
I
Saw there's a guy shooting a in here
This is a good hill my legs are fucking broken
I don't think I have a splint and apparently your net your legs never regen
Alright, this is either pointless or I'm going to get 20 kills.
Why would you approach them from the side they're looking at?
Because...
Yes.
Yeah, we better clutch, man!
of
you're kidding me, he survived that?
Oh, shit.
Yeah 40 seconds!
Ahhhh! Dude broken legs suck.
Where you at bro? Kill me man.
He was on the edge.
i saw his tracer
alright next map is what matters
it's stuck at seven seconds
Yeah, we need a pickup, bro. We need a pickup.
If anyone has transports at mob, get them over to my pause and get to space up. Now.
Where's my pistol? I just realized I don't even have a pistol right now. There we go.
I say again, if anybody has fucking people over here on my paws or near us, get your transports here.
He's super serious.
Lane, team John, objective.
We'll take the power plant.
Yeah, yeah, man, I need to drop off, bro.
Yeah, you might drop me off, bro.
All right, drop me off.
Nice sniper mountain
There's seven seconds half of servers in the damn base
He's got a plumber I've been on three and they all got shot down. I think I was a three
This guy knows how to dodge the missiles
I'll fly I know how to dodge the missiles boys. All right
All right, yes, I won't need you I got this
I'm here though. I'm right for sure for sure. That makes sense
I was where we going
I would play it because that is the last thing they need to back up us to zero Roger Roger. Where is it?
Okay, our plans been stopping in mine. It's Wyoming
We need to move in on Monty and Monty needs more support so we can take you
All right, Monty, we're headed there right now, boys.
All right, here we go.
Copilot, turn on the vehicle.
All right.
Where the fuck is the turn?
That's one on the pilot, I got it.
You're gonna see where you're going.
That's one on the pilot, yeah, here we go.
There it is.
I literally can't reach this
on the other side of the left switch.
I got it, it's powering up, bro, it's powering up.
All right, buckle up, boys, buckle up.
Come on, Betsy. Come on!
Come on, we can get this. Let's go.
Keeps opening the door.
Yeah, leave it open. We're going to do a hot drop here, right? Hot drop.
Get those last-minute snackies.
Make sure to pop a more theme or two on the 30 seconds end, it'll make you take a shot
or two more.
Now how close are we? Someone check the map.
I'm a confession guys. I've never flown before.
Oh god!
Don't worry, don't worry, I got experience.
I'm real but I have experience
Oh, oh yeah
I thought we got shot bro, oh
I was saying...
Alright, so it wasn't me. I didn't do anything.
We lost.
Dude, we lost.
I didn't play Wild Prop Hunt. The gameplay looked like a potato.
The game?
The game is gonna be dirty.
Buh-bye! Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh!
Four front release today, which one's that
Chat do I do supply runs fresh maps supply runs until I get the heli shall I do it let's do it
We're doing supply runs
How do you do it? I need a fast mode. You just deliver it to the next command area on the map.
I need a truck! I need supplies! Let's go, let's go, man! Move, move! Where the hell is the place?
I need a trap!
Dig boys, dig!
Dig your graves!
How the hell are they spotting him?
I just have to do that.
Loading, loading!
I need to save this.
There they go.
Alright, alright.
Just go cap with them, you get a lot.
I'm trying to get the, I want the little bird ASAP.
Excuse me.
that. Excuse me. Should I just follow these guys? They're probably headed to a point and
then I can drop the supplies off and get cap points. Right? I mean, dude, if this game
patched and had a dynamic map where it doesn't pull you out and it's almost like you open
up the map and it's just in your hand and you don't lose the games. That would be the
greatest patch to this game. Oh my god. If it just had one of those in-game dynamic
maps, aww, that'd be so good. It's like a guaranteed lag spike delay every time you
to open the map. Where the hell did they go?
Okay, so they're going to Maryland right now.
I'm trying to find a way into this shit.
Bam-plim, point up, point up, point up.
Oh, you can just go on the main road and take a ride.
Now do I get supplies from this base that I deliver to?
Or do I go back to the base and then?
Oh, you gotta go back to the supply boat.
Go back to the mob.
All right.
Yeah, that's so sweet.
Look at that.
They're fucking shooting you here.
Oh, there's AI.
You gotta kill here.
Yeah, but I gotta deliver this shit clear now.
What am I?
50 point turn.
Well, now I gotta wait for them to cap it, right?
Then we put up a supply point
Hey, yeah, bro, where are you delivering this shit?
Somebody shot at him.
That was great.
I'm so sorry.
You used a risk.
I'm just slowly going to take out all the AI.
Oh shit, wait that was one of our guys
Press our friendlies
What if I deliver this guy's supplies now do I get double
All right, where the hell do I I think I got to wait here, right?
of
the truck still there, bro.
be captured officially. How the fuck is it full?
You build a supply depot? Oh, you have to build it?
What the hell? Do I have a shovel on me?
Oh, maybe it's one of these.
yeah good digging man good digging right are you bro
I gotta be super close
we are where the hell is the supply depot man
Hey, how's the supply depot up?
Yeah, back to it, then press Tab and drag supplies into it.
Yeah, I don't, I don't know.
Alright, nice.
So I had no indication of how much rank that gave me, but I did a supply run.
So now I gotta go back to the base.
I'll do it again.
No XP?
Did they actually give that much XP?
I think I got a flat tire.
Alright, here we go, here we go, here we go.
That is not, no there we go.
Let me scroll down
Okay, how do you know if something has a supply depot you don't do you?
So I might as well go back to the main base and then now bring over supplies to
Colorado or some shit
The green circles
Where the f**k is the green circle?
All righty.
And the middle of your map is a green dot with boxes on it.
Oh, what is this supposed to be?
Is that just an area you can grab supplies and bring them over?
So it's just like another place like the main base
So hypothetically I could have gone there instead of back to base
Is this a driving game? This is a war game, bro. You gotta move supplies for the soldiers
so they can respawn and get better equipment. So some people run supplies, some people cap
bases and
No storage nearby
It's kind of like a bunch of different things going on
Banna with a big ass server
So what were you saying there's a fast way to move supplies how
Because my trunk shows no supplies, just repair tools. It shows cargo going in.
You need to be right next to the sign so you can press tap to drag and drop all
the supplies with a mouse. You can do the same with the splatter gun where you can
I'm gonna drive this one on a truck, oh.
You gotta be right next to the sign, so on the other side.
Let me see, I'm gonna go to,
I'm gonna head over to Colorado now.
If you go under the tenets of the generator and have all the F6 at quick supplies, is
that true?
I think that's fantastic.
This is live anchor, it's live.
I'm already being shot at in my fucking transport truck, I can't move fucking shots with pass.
I do this a couple of ambushes on the road from the monster right now.
So I'm trying to grind rank in the server to then be able to get a little bird to transport people.
That's my carry goal.
30 at Palestine, 0.3 in a minute.
I'm closing.
Okay, where am I? I think that's the main road down there to Colorado.
You can also do heli supply runs. Yeah, that'd be cool to do.
All right, this will lead me to Colorado.
Yeah, I'm playing logistics in a war game.
This is the role in war.
Yeah, this is also the best logic game.
Boring as fuck.
to each their own.
These trucks fly.
Some fast ass trucks.
Almost there. That's Elijah guys doing the same thing I'm doing.
Let's see where is the supply base
All right, let me try going right to a sign and hitting tab like you mentioned
So this is the supply sign, right?
Right here
Exit the top-left corner to access vicinity
All right, I'm right here. Let's go sign
I
Where is the sign dude?
It is the blue sign
I hit tab
This is my trunk
Right
What the hell is this? How is this armor music?
Wait, so this doesn't accept all the supplies. It only accepts a thousand supplies.
I don't get it. I don't know.
I did it, right?
Oh, you didn't get XP?
I think I did, because the bar is bigger now.
Oh, so you have to just keep building storage units.
Can I actually get anything for- do I get XP for doing it?
the
Yeah, some people say low driving trucks and a shooty-shooty game.
What do you have to say to them?
Um, applause to make the game go.
Agreed.
Great answer.
Yeah, Chad!
You fuckin' heard him!
Oh my god, I almost killed myself.
Okay so I'm going to go here now and bring it over to, uh, I don't know, Concord or something?
I did unload the supplies, didn't I?
Oh my god.
I wonder if this is close enough.
It is.
Okay.
Alright, here we go. We out. Alright. What rank am I grinding to? After private, is it
two bars? What is Lieutenant for a little bird? Sergeant is the heli? Is it corporal
than sergeant?
I know you get more xp delivering to farther bases, I understand.
Alright, the supplies are down this way.
Is this actually in the forest?
Let me see if I can find this.
A3L after reforger? No, Brian. A3L is dead. If anyone's still playing A3L, I don't know
I don't know what to tell you.
Is there anybody near me?
I really could use some help over here
if anybody's near me.
Look on that, I can't say because somebody has a fucking radio.
That's why they have the secret names.
I don't know the secret name.
I don't know the secret names. Look at my phones.
I have a surprise.
can't all right here we go
or you can look on the map find my paws and help me
please stop crying please this is for strategic communication or
look on the paws look at the map help me thanks
bro you're down just accept it
I
Yeah, where do I go for max xp? Can I go to Concord or Montana this guy, please? So I just go to Montana
I'm gonna try to play this
hahahahha
I think you're saying Cominato L but you joined N.A.T.A.
What's happening here?
I thought you could actually do something different
but no, you're just gonna be serious
I'm not in any kind of...
I wonder why fucking it'll loses this is why
Yes, I'm playing this game to make my connections to the real
Shit man, there's a ditch
We're good. We're good. Oh
My god, that's water and a tree and a paw
Oh my god, okay, we're good
Fast for help
All right, yeah, I'm gonna go to Montana down the road to the right
I hold shit for the whole game dude.
This guy's name is Dumb, should I follow him?
Private Dom!
Is that you, man?
Hey, y'all, boys. I need an escort to Montana.
They're watching that road out of Montana.
Hey, y'all. I need to get to Montana. Which way do I go?
All right, here we go, dirt road down.
Wow.
I hit the map right on the turn.
All right, this way.
All you can do is alpha mate.
Or force the machine to mend the salt ad.
You have no support.
Up Charlie has been capped.
Up Charlie has been capped solo with one other person.
Hey, if you knew the enemy's going to radio, why would you hold on?
How many people do you have and where are you?
It doesn't matter.
Now you're sabotaging the team.
Okay
I don't even know what he said you clip retards what did he say
Oh, please.
Hey, y'all, anybody call for some supplies?
I see a couple of supply users right there.
Alright.
It's crazy out there, boys.
I'll have to not tell me if I'm getting Xp.
I cannot tell.
The bar is fucking terrible.
Does it go up to here or is that the end?
And now I gotta build a, uh, I gotta build one of these.
Start building radio, small fuel, ammunition, bunker, shower, where the fuck is that, supply
depot.
Have we given you some XP for building this shit?
Oh, that's probably a bad place to put it, but whatever.
I'm getting my truck stuck.
You turned it off last time you were flying?
Oh, did I?
I
Yeah boys you want to get a shovel
Hey, yeah, you want it they'd laugh
They got their stuff in the lab no one wants to do this
Yeah, she gets stuck inside the container.
I might just leave the other one there.
Dude, can I get a pick up and tell us?
Buddy, I'm still a private.
All right, where do I go now?
I guess I'll go here and then go south.
The next supply point, I go east and then south.
I could have swore this game had a compass.
Is there no compass?
Okay.
All right, let's start getting out of the truck, get out of the truck, get out of the
truck.
We have a fucking ocean to the left of us.
All right, this is gonna be a risky business.
There it is, boys. Never give up. Never surrender.
Yeah, was either that or I need to do a bunch of shit.
You're kidding, what the heck?
Alpha main to all stations, we are under attack, I'm going to California.
We're just going to go back up the road, I don't know what the hell that is right there.
Alright, I'm trying to do supply runs to up my rank in the server to then be able to
spawn helicopters. I saw someone said that I saw. I did see that. Okay up here and then
East. All right, take a right and then... yes.
Yeah, plus 19 Raid. Whoa. Who is that?
Thank you, bro. Random guy. I've no idea what that is. Thank you, man.
Interesting how he came to the conclusion of raiding this tree.
Okay.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, is that the supplies right there?
Thank you, thank you. Oh, is that the supplies right there?
Welcome Raiders, Raiders.
You bought Raid? Maybe.
I just assumed these were the supplies, oh they are.
Ah, very nice.
Very nice.
The enemies are assaulting us here right now.
Dude, I'm right next to the place.
What the hell is this?
Is it empty?
I don't know from where.
It could be the West.
whatever man I didn't have anything I had nothing I'll go to Mississippi and can
you run supplies up or what if I go from Delaware to Mississippi with a bunch
of supplies why not
What's up?
What are you looking for?
Oh the weapons people uh this way
I like it man. I remember when I was in new this way
It's right here man
What's that?
I think it's gonna be a sword.
I'm just going a straight line of bases so they can cut you off.
That's how I get us right here, I think.
Sorry about that.
All right, I remember what I was to do.
If I could never find anything.
Hey, yeah, pal!
Where do you get guns from?
Yeah, where's the gun spot?
Heavy fucking resistance of Russians from the west
Heavy resistance of Russians from the west of Monty
Yes, you really give up it
What's that?
It's like you're like the shiniest armatrol
What?
Is this the shiniest armatrol?
No, what the fuck?
I'm not, but...
That's pretty helpful, you piece of shit
Okay?
Did the guys that over extended to the runes y'all did not understand that.
What they kept happening is the old man just got off the house so y'all can't even cap the point.
So now we have about ten dudes out there with nothing.
Are you doing the thing? Can you do that?
You have more trucks, you ranked up.
Wait, can they haul more supplies?
You're kinda cringe, not gonna lie.
You know what man, being a little cringe got me to this position, it was worth it.
Okay, cause I gotta be doing better than you.
So see, clearly cringe works man, cringe works, you should try man.
It might help your life.
Try it out bro, clearly nothing else is worth it.
Sometimes you gotta sprinkle in a little cringe.
It might be the secret ingredient you're missing.
you're missing maybe maybe
try it out bro try it out
Just making assumptions of other people, yeah, fuck you bro, he's fucking invited into his
All right, I'm gonna go to transport this
we're going all the way to Mississippi if I make it I don't know what's gonna
happen but I'm assuming this is gonna be a lot of xp.
Hi let's see here.
I don't know.
You're not even the same XP, I doubt it.
We have more Russians coming from the west, but the LSSL on Monty has been stopped.
Get your hands, get your hands.
Hey, face, get up here, bud. I need help.
Holy shit, this thing gets air.
I got Russians in the bottom right here.
Oh my god! Oh my god, what the fuck?
That's all good. The car took no damage. There's things to be used.
We're stuck.
I see why they put a bridge there. I understand why they designed the bridge.
I see. I actually got pretty far here, huh? Not really.
Oh, we gotta fuckin' travel, alright. It seems like it's just a big road.
Just use GPS, if it existed.
We only got map quest here.
stations. We are under attack at Point Colorado.
What's our primary objective right now?
I thought PTSD, man. With my parents trying to go on a family vacation of that my mom
did it to my dad in map quest directions. Holy shit.
Some of you probably are the same.
Now it's so easy
Printed map quest
Is there a reason why you're looking at the map every 20 seconds?
It's hard to tell how the distance I'm traveling, but I think this is the main road now.
It's a straight shot to Mississippi from here.
I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, alright, we're good.
I want my little bird!
There's no way I'm grinding all this to not get my little bird.
Can we use main roads?
I'll try to go on the grass when I'm nearby, but it seems like we have this whole road covered.
Unless there's some rogue agents.
Now, this is a fresh server.
We have contacts on monseed against slayage is done.
Stop shooting friendly, don't fall deep.
All right, let's move, let's move.
I give it downhill speedboost.
20 ashes point to the right of Monty, there is a infantry marker placed.
Now your rank is just for the session.
I'm not going to Monty, I'm going to Mississippi.
Monty is...
Oh my god, Montana did get capped. Oh shit.
It doesn't matter, Mississippi's good.
No, I think if you're DC, if you reconnect, you keep your rank.
We have possible rushing contact to southeast of Monty. I'm hearing a lot of gunshots going off.
Okay, you are so vulnerable on this road.
This is so slow.
This is even with shift on.
Alright, please make it, alright we got downhill, we're good, we're good, we're good, alright.
Yeah, matches can last 30 minutes to like days.
this was very dependent on the teams
What the hell is that noise?
We're on the eastern hill taking a bunch of fire from the russian so we've got our assault
on the eastern hill.
Alright, let me see if I can drop this shit off.
I'm going to follow that truck and hope he's going there not leaving.
What up boys, fresh splice, fresh splice.
Oh my god sergeant there it is
So I wonder if it's worth just respawning and just going back to base and getting a bunch more
Whoa wait oh my god wait I just need a tiny supply running and I can get little birds right
whoa wait it's so fast after pride
whoa yeah wait what if I use a big heli to transport now and then I'll unlock the little bird it
Probably just takes one. Oh, this is so fast. Private is the main grind. Oh shit. Hold up
What's the catch
Yo
Okay, how do I supply this? Oh, holy shiiiish!
What's that, bro? I don't talk to privates, man.
Sargeants only.
What was that, Corporal? Yeah, privates currently got my ear.
What's that? What do you guys need?
Sorry, we're strategizing on the upper edge along.
You need an arsenal let me see what I can do hold on we call it and bring you guys hold on
Yeah, we got two noobs here. We got two noobs
Yeah, all right approved. Gotcha. All right. What do you need? I
Just got approval
Arsinole coming right up coming right up
What the fuck is an arsenal
Yeah, where's the damn arsenal, man?
Alright, coming right up.
Got damage, man.
This is a team move.
What are, where is it?
What does he mean?
Ammo supply.
Alright, right here, coming right up.
Alright, boys.
All right boys, do your thing dig that shit dig that shit of course of course it's to the right here for the right
Is that a good spot?
All right, let me help you help me
There you go there you go boys
All right get out there right Godspeed Godspeed
Oh, oh, oh, oh, shh.
Alright, guys look good, Mattrick.
Guys look clean.
Looks like a good day to run some supplies.
Alright, everything shakes out.
I'm gonna do a little test run and maybe just deliver some to Dallas
For small supply runs, you know what I'm saying?
All right, here we go boys
We got to do a test run here
Oh, this thing is fucking, this thing is ridiculous to turn
You got to even it out or else you're just going to fly in a single direction.
Yeah, they're absolutely totally cutting us off. They've cut our area in half.
The cost is about 50%
Is this Dallas right here?
They will get it next time.
What the fuck is Dallas?
Is Dallas tiny or some shit? Where am I even landing? Oh, is it that right there?
Oh, I think it's a calm on hot.
Landing, landing, landing, landing, landing, landing.
How do you auto-hunter?
You can't go third person, Rod! Just keep going forward!
Oh my god, so I can go and get a little bird now
Little bird gamer, isn't worth doing supply runs on the little bird
I have auto-hubber on and I'm passed out.
Oh, I actually think I'm gonna live.
Oh, shit.
Okay, maybe not.
No!
Wake up!
God damn it!
Wake up!
Come on man!
Pull up on the throttle!
Ah!
That'd be sick if I woke up.
Yeah, wait, is there work doing supply runs on the little bird?
Alright, so now, transport people?
All right, that's an actual who needs to ride Lil' Bird going online.
Lil' Bird going online.
Oh, wait, you can do a supplied Lil' Bird.
Yeah, what are you talking about?
I can do like crazy Lil' Bird supply runs.
Yo.
I guess the the soldiers could be supplied
I was a little bird about to fly out get your ship you get a ride
I'm out you ready for this excuse me
excuse me bro
That's no way to talk to a sergeant, okay, motherfucker?
We're a sergeant, a little rank, and you got to release the criminal.
Oh, you're gonna set the ban private.
Did they just go out today, bro?
Oh, really? Roll the ban?
All stations, we are under attack.
This is a supply run as well.
Also, I'm not Lieutenant Muddy, okay?
I just got promoted for my deeds in this war.
All right, your geese.
Yeah, my geese.
Yeah, while
being useful to the damn NATO.
I get a cop in a, uh, in a little
bathroom stall while my team die. Oh, fuck.
It's not good. All right, boys, where you guys went ahead?
You guys want to go front line?
They're going to stop the back end.
I'm going to drop you guys hard off on Omaha, right? We're going to Omaha.
Omaha Beach?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, brace. We're lifting.
I'm going to take my job.
The land, the green and the white are going around that vehicle. Stay away. We're climbing into that air.
If anybody has the unmuted, please read faction chat.
I'm ready to die.
You got one of the best pilots.
He's doing his first helicopter run ever.
I'm pretty sure your team is more tired of hearing you think they're going to die.
Get ready. We're almost at OMA. Get ready.
We got action there. Zulu, tango.
Oh shit, someone is trying to up the fact that someone is not waiting for us man.
The trees, there's big hippies.
Please reach out and everyone can reach out. They have a light never monty at this moment.
Get ready for some of our power plant plays boys.
Oh by the way, I have no idea how to land.
I got boys hang on I've never lost a soldier really cuz it's my first time ever
You're a trippler, it's not yours!
There it is, dodge, dodge!
Descent, descent.
Alright, alright, alright. Why's the power off? Why's there power off?
Shit!
You got a descent.
Alright, here we go, here we go, here we go. Alright.
Oh my god.
There we go.
Oh my god, good luck out there, good luck. Get out of there, get out!
Go, go, go, go!
Oh my god.
Yeah, smooth.
How do you know Auto Hover is on?
I feel like it's on, but I can't tell.
Is there, like, an indicator that says it somewhere?
Oh, shit, I just threw my flares out.
Oh, bottom left.
I can't wear NVG's.
Yeah, but try to turn the lights on.
I have popped out flares 50 times by accident
I don't know how many flares I have left
I must have to I must have to resupply it right
I don't know if I turn them all on weapon master safety on deploy players
Yeah, how do I get my flares back?
There we go.
A little bird transport at base, shooting in 30 seconds.
Alright.
Yeah, how do I repair their ship, I don't know.
How do I repair it?
Oh, this is how you re-arm.
Oh.
This is how you re-arm, oh!
I don't think I can hit him.
Honey, it's in my hand.
All right, let's move. I was just repairing the rotor two seconds and we're moving people
There's like no damage
I'm fighting it.
Alright, here we go.
Ah, second time flying now, second time.
You gotta start somewhere, right?
You gotta start somewhere
I haven't lost a single soldier yet, so it's all good
I've lost myself though
I
Was braced we're getting in and we're gonna go in hot here. We'll drop the right on the power plant
You're ready to get ready to drop it drop it drop it
No, go go go I got a little bit. I got a little go go go
It's okay. It's okay. I got a wrench. It's okay. I got a wrench. Shit. This is partially
Damage, it's okay
How do I fix it, bro?
I have a wrench is it over?
No
Oh
You have to fight, buddy.
Ah, damn it.
Yeah, can I just die?
I just respawned one.
All right, bro, stealing my thunder right now, Brett. Stealing my thunder, right? I
need the- I need the flaps to come to my little bird. Now, that was good landing, though,
right? You getting the motor from suicide? Um, still a lieutenant.
the flying in arm is so damn good
it's so good
it's like instead of having just like a shit ass action over you have like more
There's a lot cooler things that you gotta do, you can do.
Oh, you just got a little butt at BTR.
Can I have the toculium for sure?
Oh, he's gone.
Yeah, whenever you guys are good, we're movin'.
Wait, did we get the power plant?
You guys die of power plant? You wanna go back?
Hey, where you guys feeling? Where you wanna go?
with their enemy bird he dropped all right on the power jlpv
that's why I was asking about spangers I've got one if someone else wants to
carry one where we go on power plant
it don't matter to me but there's many birds
I don't know what this guy is saying you so loud
alright I'm moving
There it is I've always get ready
I'm not even gonna do you guys okay?
There you go boys.
Did he break his leg?
Is he good?
Oh shit.
Oh fuck.
Oh god, are you okay?
You really wanted to get out.
Yeah.
I think so.
It's okay.
Alright.
Good luck boys.
Good luck.
I
Need to use more q&a
You gotta get the fast landings off. Oh my god. Oh my god
That packet lost away for you. I missed the traffic us. Oh shit
Uh, I can go back.
You sure?
Nah, it's not good.
I'm gonna go and just pick up more.
What is that?
Little kick?
Wow, they're trying to kick that?
Dude, David, there's been beef with this guy
Since the map starts, this is the last one we've looked around.
Ha ha ha ha ha. F10. I don't care. It's just funny.
I wonder if you hit, you auto hover and then slam control to fast land.
The thing is, if you auto-hubber, does it just send you fast, I don't know if it does.
Hey, if you guys need a ride, a little bird's ready.
I'm just going to repair it a little bit.
Come on, it's pristine.
I
Was load up load up
Best beer concord where we going you guys ready we're gonna go to concord or if you guys are ready there's
enemies there
You so 180 in the air to kill speed and then slam auto hover and control yeah, we're gonna die if I do that
I
Was we're gonna go
Yeah, we get it
Now we're not going to the power plant, we're going to a dip, we're going to Omaha now.
Concord I'm in
I gotta check the map because I can't tell distances very well
I hit the players! I hit the players!
Landing boys, landing, landing, landing!
Alright, alright, get my ass out!
Holy shit!
Alright, good luck, good luck! Go, go, go, go, go!
dude that was actually clutch flaring god damn those missiles are fucking scary
as shit
what the hell man that was like
I guess you need your radio on never mind you do not need your radio on maybe they're
Shoot at me so they can get a pick up and now is the
Yeah, there's like 64 players on the team there's the motions
How do you 180 like you just like whip you hold the ear
Okay, no flare protected me there.
I was literally me going back to our base.
Is that- was that a manual RPG shot?
That was such a good shot.
Is that like a manual guided rocket?
Oh my god, that's me.
It could have been friendly fire.
AA locked onto you.
You can't flare an AA.
It's so nice here now.
Haaah!
It's so nice here.
It's quiet.
And be careful, we almost got shot down in Northern Dallas.
They have like a tow launcher or something.
They got AA near base.
Stopped down two little birds.
Yeah, we weren't even here at the first base yet.
We had a little body come by.
Hey, a little bird lift off at base whenever you guys are good.
Alpha main to all stations. We are under attack at points California.
I can't tell how hard you can slam the ground without destroying your shit.
I like feather the descend button because I don't know.
You can just hold control and slam right down into the ground.
Yeah, where you guys want to go?
We have horses at Concord, I don't know.
Yeah, I just dropped off a group.
Yeah, we're lifting up the base to Concord.
Five seconds.
The video game?
got the base
all right ten seconds
we really need you
we're leaving we're gonna conquer close the video game
get ready
as the first two Marines can be got shot down.
Oh yeah, I got shot down earlier, but I'm really good at flying.
I believe...
Oh shit, did I leave a guy down there?
Yeah, I wiggle a lot so the enemy doesn't know where I'm going.
So they can't lock on.
Just shred.
You wouldn't know.
Are we good?
Let's move.
I don't know why it wouldn't let me on before.
Sorry.
Ah, we're going.
Alpha makes you fall.
All right, we get locked on and die here. It's because there's some guy behind enemy lines
That is low as possible
Yeah, I should think we got control of conquered if you guys don't want to go there
There's a good one
They're sure to be a couple over
Rally where
Yeah, how about Colorado shit's happening in Colorado
I'm gonna drop you guys off right here Brace
Ha!
Dude, I hit F, nothing happened!
Dude, I hit F!
I heard that shit, man!
What the heck?
It's shift F, oh my God!
Shift F? Oh my god.
Dude, it's Shift F.
Autohubber from that high is no-no?
whatever bro that's six people who will never join me in a little bird there's
still like 50 other people on the team that are gonna need a ride
hey y'all little bird rides are open you guys need a ride
Why you was dead bro? Why you was here?
You're always dying man. Every time I see you you're at the base bro.
Yeah. You got like 40% of our tickets lost because
of your deaths man. I'll send you your fucking country to come
I'm really okay from learning as well.
Yeah, where are we going here? Looks like we got everything.
are all these red people I was Phoenix or Montana where you guys want to go
I would check the old map.
It's shit, eh?
I think mom dating needs to be placed.
What are you saying?
Millhouse, Millhouse dude.
Millhouse?
Where?
Every time they say Monty, I think of Montagna, but it's Montana.
Alright, buck it up boys, we'll be there soon.
Alright Monty, yeah, there's like a Monty-ack as well.
Well, but...
Oh shit, they're requesting reinforcements that I'm going to do, but you're probably
in there.
Wait, where?
I'm sorry, I can't hear you after that.
Where?
They're requesting reinforcements to the point of Phoenix.
Dude, where the fuck is he saying?
He keeps stuttering on the location.
Phoenix?
Ah, we're going to Phoenix.
We're gonna Phoenix right side of Mississippi
All right, you're already headed right side of Mississippi
I'll get I guess a cosmetic damage I think
Are you alive? Holy shit.
I don't know how many more flares I got left on the audience.
We'll get there soon. Oh my god.
Whoa! What the hell was that? I don't think that was a normal sound.
Oh my god, hey, I get ready get ready right over this hill. I'm gonna drop you guys
Right here right here right here right here here
Just crush me and see if it's you and then I'm gonna be a little bit more stupid.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Look at these guys!
Ahahahahaha!
Give me a break!
Dude, I slam control on you!
Give me a bat, please!
Thank you, man. Thank you.
I can't hear you, bro. I got blood in my ears.
I'm very sorry.
I'll be right back.
Oh, you saved me, man.
Get the cover, bro. I'm going to just lay here for like an hour.
Oh
Yeah, tell me I can fix my baby
I don't believe you I have a wrench bro, okay
Okay, let me thank you, it's a new thing.
Oh, really?
We're not gonna die, man.
Oh, you need supplies to fix this?
Alright, it's messed up.
I have no nvgs on my scope
We need some lights in here. Can't see shit.
All right, they got it. I'm leaving. They need me back at base, all right? There's not many
not many talented drivers.
I'll go pick him up at on what did he say Andre you said he needs to pick up
Where?
I'm getting a Colorado voice.
Under attack, I'm going fast.
Phoenix?
What happened?
Just wait for a couple others.
Oh, good.
How'd you know what I'm gonna get?
I'm gonna get an MCU up.
All right, I need a gun right now.
Oh shit, y'all. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that bug. Come on, man.
Oh, that damn bug. All good.
Dude, what the hell, man?
Honestly, I feel like you got a auto hover.
You don't know what the hell you're doing.
Is this broken?
Is there no fixing this?
With mo- requires a vehicle maintenance point or repair truck?
Oh my god.
Alright, suck.
Chat, we're gonna go play Counter Strike.
I didn't mean to, bro.
I was trying to land without auto-hubber, but I'm bad, so I think auto-hubbering is needed.
Alright.
Think I think auto hovering is needed until I learn how to I got a slam w and land with my nose up
All right
Look, I hate this game.
Okay?
The last time I played it, it made me never want to play again, but here I am, playing
again.
Do you think I want to be here?
Kind of.
You think I like the pain?
I think.
Oh, yeah, the Sprout of the Twenty-Five game, really?
you
Fuck it
outside two three out already out red one more red another another one down
then what's outside and bombs not outside many yeah last one went down then
No, no, no.
Yeah, he's squeaky.
Red, red, red, red.
Nice, good run.
Did I do anything?
I was a nuisance.
Okay, that guy couldn't stop constantly looking at me,
knowing I was going to peek in with a lot of my teammates to...
I was doing psychological portrait to that guy, okay?
one
boy, come on, come on, jump jump
ok, alright
outside one
one trophy, one trophy, yellow
for sure, trophy
another red, what do you go?
oh my god, another one was hiding
Last lesson trophy
As XM as XM don't push
Of course bro, he's a guy. He's in trouble. He's still trophy still trophy
Is the XM insane he said don't push yeah, I thought he was bad
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You just gave that dude so much money.
Yeah.
Now I'm four on third round, yikes.
I got by the...
You want to nade outside?
Sure.
I'm gonna push up from ramp to secret.
Yeah, become a shoddy player, maybe.
Okay.
Another red right now, outside.
This crosshair is not bad dude.
Getting carried.
When my time comes, I will deliver buddy, okay?
I'm on a Molly ramp.
Incendiary out.
Incendiary.
45.
Lobby.
There's an MP9 now.
One more yellow.
Oh my fucking god!
He scared me dude I knew this zoom in my radar a little more
How do I do this zoom radar zoom?
I don't know which one it is.
Yo so far so good I haven't done anything.
I'll get that's all good. Oh right our scale
Okay
one outside mini yes another one outside
great did you clear?
can they be ramp? no I have no idea you could be going heaven
I'm gonna get down secret
That was fun flanking your secret.
One under.
Go slow.
They're trying to plant lower, I think, through lower, maybe.
I'm down.
Yeah, brother.
Where are you, Orange?
I'm in Heaven. He's red.
Red.
He's shooting stuff, the player.
One dark.
Believe, believe it.
OK, shoot him.
It's like I dinked him.
Counterterrorist.
I am right on.
move it so the tops is five-y-fives you don't see
the profile pictures
this fucking guy
there you go garage, this one's gonna go in there
i've been doing it but you're sure are welcome to come
okay
in there
he's already red
yeah fuck's all those
No, we're dead.
Are you dead here?
Aren't you gonna die?
What are you doing?
are you dead here are she gonna die wait what are you doing
good job man good job fuck no you want that or I can import you
I like this up.
Alright boys, this is the op-hitting, let's see.
Let's get into the voice.
Let's see, let's see.
you
Where am I doing that? Getting into A3L is a pin in the ass, first of all. Probably there's no servers.
A3L is like...
It used to be one server a hundred people connected to.
How do I even think, uh, yeah...
A very specific group of people who still have Arma 3 playing Arma 3 Life.
I would never get that.
Too late.
What are you, Red?
One's red right now.
I'm allergic to marshmallow.
Bro, I'm just getting shot through all.
Oh no, coming out of the side.
Out, out, out, out.
Yep.
It looks you were choking.
Heaven.
It's under, it's under, it's under.
No, I think it's a
Almost
Yeah, that's a loss anyways. We're gonna do clutch out. There's no way. There's any time.
Get jinxed it.
One more kill.
That was a shitty smoke.
He's so fucking lit.
There's one guy going hot.
Hell, I mean.
He dropped, he dropped, he dropped.
Are you watching hot?
Oh my god dude.
Bomb is up heaven.
Heaven.
I'm gonna get on the terrace to win.
Ba da da ba da ba da ba da ba da ba da ba da ba.
Okay, okay.
patch is treating you good uh no it's no it's a neutral it's honestly a neutral
uh
neutral patch
they're up on me
one left vent
left vent and right vent probably
I was just flashing everything I thought he was holding
I
Rush upper two outs squeaky throughout
Uh, you see it.
Old W rush.
Where we at?
Upper.
Two, three split.
How did they lose that?
Nooooooooooo!
Fuck!
There goes the fucking fast match!
Ahhhhhhhhh!
Yeah, most teams can usually take that!
Oh my god, now it's gonna be a prolonged match unless we have an insane clutch round
and everybody won deeags.
I'm gonna pull sad dude.
Wait for needs.
Oh nice.
Okay, one big.
Oh, he almost got that one.
Almost got that one, dude.
I got a fast peek squeaky. Donate it.
Get the fuck out of here for I moved at the last minute.
Get the fuck out of here dude.
Oh my god.
Stop it.
Now we got a match.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
And it's like, okay, I'm done.
Okay, I'm done.
That was nice.
I'm done.
Are you tabbed out?
Shit.
We do.
There you are, Sherry.
Just work, Pex.
Let me see if I can kill those guys back.
Oops.
Now...
One's leg, hopping.
He's up trophy, up trophy, up, fast, fast.
There you go, there you go.
nice that's up there
was that upper?
nice
one heaven
he's pretty weak
still heaven
oh we'll go for the upper
we'll stay we'll stay we'll stay
bro he's in the hut
oh my he's bobby now
I got squeaky
I thought that missed oh my god that felt like it missed
I felt like I was just slightly to the left of them yeah don't block me I'm gonna squeak
I've never heard of Mustang. That was a weird call
Holy shit, I'm rushing mini so fast from March but it's gonna be crazy. I got a block
Dude, what? Dude, no one is here with me?
Yeah, maybe it passed by.
Heaven, let's squeaky, let's fuck squeaky.
Lobby with an AWP.
Hey, last MP7 flanking lobby.
Oh, that's pretty quick.
Fuck!
How are you smacking?
Could go heaven though.
Yeah, I heard him too.
Oh, Snicky be here.
Snicky?
I'm not sneaky.
Unless they moved it somewhere around there.
Or put it somewhere.
I just can't see a fucking thing.
Deeper arch.
Oh he's right side wow.
Oh he's crossed.
Oof!
Is he beggin' still?
You just wait for a minute, yeah?
Yeah, I'm just telling sweetie.
three
many
I dropped you bomb I'm not sure where the last two
oh my god you jump-scaring shit dude
and he was just there man oh my god that was such a lucky shot man
He's in the top of a hut.
Oh! Heaven and top of a hut.
You're fucking...
Heaven and top of a hut.
Dude, you're psychopath.
I'm going to plant this thing.
Heaven and top of a hut.
Now ramp.
Oh shit.
Sorry.
He moved fast.
Save.
I'm just faking.
Oh, that's been defused.
Counter-terrorists win.
It's not about him fucking fated.
It's all good.
I
Believe
book about thinking
wow
many and uh...
well
he's literally looking there man, how the hell is this guy headshotting me?
some of the mini-ish
So again, I spawned under the mushroom.
winnable, believable, winnable
we have to save so hard that we can still win this
I say we rush ramp, there's no way this 18k is going to beat us off
We're gonna rush ramp smoke it up plant lower every downstairs
I'll get all 912 bro the 912 dude
Yeah!
My heart!
Many.
Dead.
Big garage.
He's gonna peak here in five, four, three, fuck.
Secret.
Man, he was ready.
Dude, he was ready.
One secret.
It'll be mini.
One secret.
Mini, mini.
Oh, shoot.
Tag.
I
Sit outside mini outside, okay sends in mini lit other guys outside
I'm staying pot.
Oh, please end it here, bro.
End it here with the one dig.
Let us free us.
Nice!
Yes!
Good.
Yes!
Dude, at this point, not needing to play disadvantaged rounds is so satisfying.
Thank god, thank god, oh my god, thank you.
Alright, we can go on to another one.
Cause then I would have been like, two filler rounds leading into a buy round.
Hopefully we got it.
of
I
Can we do it again or am I about to verse the most insane people ever
the
Honestly guys, it wasn't that impressive. It was just like a lucky fap.
You can tell he wasn't even expecting me to be there.
Oh, whoops.
Okay, okay, okay, finally a bunch of solos coming in here realizing we don't know each
other but we got the same goal.
We don't know where we all excel at.
We can trust to hold what?
So we don't second guess someone holding our flank.
This is all pure copium on skill.
It's gonna be Dust2.
Oh, it's gonna be Dust2.
That's it.
Let's roll.
Deustu Deustu-tua
We are here Deustu-tua
We are made it Deustu-tua
Deustu-tua
I'll play mid
Let's give it to the boys
D1 rice farmer
Okay, we got three weebs versus one weeb. Oh my god. I'm a little worried about the situation here.
All right, we got a match here. This is a back to basics dust poo.
Okay, swimming. Ow. Ow. My head's gone. Cat bastard already. Wow.
What's the long?
What the, how the guy's on?
Bro, every time I spectate, their head is getting pushed back.
Nice try, bro.
Bro, that guy just locked into me mid and just shot a bullet and I'm not here anymore.
I need a stack long, easy.
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, I'm coming with you.
Okay then, bless this nade.
Come on man.
damn dude this I get this I get oh all right let's do it
three
five
three
five
That should have been like three kills, but I don't know how that first guy didn't die.
Wow.
They never even looked at me
Horrible I
Thought I killed that guy and then I moved my aim. He was still alive and then the whole guy
It's not the crosshair
Total domination!
Move it, move it!
Throwing into grenade!
Grenade out!
One cat right now.
Two.
I'm bad chat, I'm bad, I don't know why I jump like a pepeg.
I'm throwing. I know, he said bomb outside long, I shouldn't have pushed that fast.
all right, I'm walking in, oh god, bro, I'm not bad, bro
top mid a couple
Deploying flashbang.
You're getting after us, I think.
Just got... too close.
Dude! Why are you so late to the live party?
His whole team is planting A and you're still there?
I'll be one.
Oh, he went long to A and he's planting right now, but I'm planting A.
I
Nice dude
Up down dead
Now we're gonna get stuck right at the total domination.
They're going along. I mean, they're gonna go be.
one low tower
there's a cat
triple low
the
right and then he fucking repeats that
right, onside
right
I saw a good brother.
Get right on! Get right on!
I'm smelling B.
Carried by a weave? That's why I said we have more weaves. The chances of winning are higher because weaves are...
by definition degenerates
lower
wow, dinked in sight
and that's 5 inch pv sight
Okay, that's five HP.
Oh god, watch out for 20.
What?
What do you mean what?
I got a way dong bro what up man go go go
he's crazy a soldier a soldier headed out
What's your fast cat?
Wow, Joker, you're such a little fuck buddy.
Dude ruins every flank.
He's always ready.
The bomb has been planted.
Dude's always got his little spiny sensei.
The rest win.
rush up mid
I'm going to make you walk in.
Make you make you like.
The terrorists win.
All right, we went out.
I don't want to whip this out, but here we are.
Big up
It's bombing
What's that?
Smoke!
Oh my god, I'm alive.
Yeah, bomb.
I'm going to make a bomb to be done
Finally I caught Joker
I could take Zyra's spot. It depends on the day though, I'm inconsistent. I'll take it though,
I'll take it. Free of charge.
Let's go.
Here, fuck you.
GG, never mind, I'll take it back, I don't want to be.
I don't want to be.
I'm not interested.
I'm not interested anymore.
Why cover the map if you're gonna show the whole map?
Oh no bro!
This is just to get level 1 shrimp snipers away.
Up there?
three
I
Gotta step it up here, bro
Get this last round.
right
Is that time is clear
One more cat, mid.
One more long, I think.
Ain't it?
Yeah, long and cat, long and cat.
That's one cat, that's one cat.
Bumps along, bumps along.
He's cat.
Why he jump?
Total domination.
All right, let's see
he's redone
smoke's up
one cat
i fucked
bless
what are you doing?
No one cli- I literally walked in if I thought it was clear
Dude, no one called car. It sounded like they were just fighting doors. What the heck?
Dude, what? You saw him on screen yet after what?
Dude, the way they were taking b-site, dude, I guess no one saw that guy. I thought they cleared it
This is going to be a Sagged one to lose to be honest. I feel like this is such an easy
game to win though. I'm just playing like an idiot.
I'll just add one to these.
Yeah, pushed.
Okay, right.
Alright, we just need some money, I gotta save them more.
Oh, I want to save her enough, bruh.
Yeah, watch your mint pressure, Vipers.
I'm something lower cap-ish.
two on site, eh?
hey!
what's up?
dude, I'm ho-ho-hey!
oh, you got the round.
I'm like, bend it before you die!
Oh, poor again, dude!
Maybe, maybe.
It is time now, my darlings!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 5, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17.
I got a push cat and he just took his time and then we got
That's good.
Back in.
one
dude where's the third bullet he's up top cap lit one hit
All right, that's crazy!
if you got that kill. Oh my god, no HP.
and
the
death
of
death
of
Oops
Ah
Where are you smoke?
Pushing
Help
Yeah man
we tried man we tried just a potato match
damn damn
my cap is
of
death
of
death
of
all this to what 1112
it's not gonna happen boys there's no way
You're too good
Car still, car still, I'm sighting, I'm sighting, I'm lit, good!
Oh my
I just have one guy just owned everybody
Shit
I do another but I'm going to do some Geo guesser and call it here. We're doing five
wins. This game is rough. Alright, maybe I can get five wins in this though. There's
potential. All right, I might not be able to op mid, but I know where Zurich is.
I missed it, man.
What was this guy's rank?
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
This is one of those no-ideal ones. You just spawn on a road and just don't know.
Okay, we're in Germany, Austria.
What's up, Gasthoff, Stephens, Bruch, Zimmer?
Yeah.
Maybe Zimmer, Zimmer, Germany?
No, no, no.
maybe Zimmer Zimmer Germany
what the fuck does it look like I know
Zupin Poopin Zupin Doopin
Zupin Doopin
oh he's 633 or a higher rank
Italy Italy. Wow. What a what a what I guess. Okay, buddy,
Hallelujah.
Screech.
Could be America.
Could be anywhere.
Is this Nevada? Are we in Nevada? I need to look at a car. I passed a couple of cars,
but if I could find one. Brother, this is not going to matter. Look at this guy. This
This guy's got a 50-90 maximized addition.
I have no idea where we are, dude.
I'm just gonna go all the way over here and pray, G, that we are here.
I'm dying!
Alright.
that was brazil everybody that was brazil
all right
karyolari subisaflige guzililabak maybe karyolari subisaflige
okay i am between turkey and another country but we're going to go with turkey right there
DIRF? What's stop?
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh. Wow.
What up dude? You think you do but you don't bro, you think you do.
You thought you were just gonna whip out the W? It ain't that easy dude.
Uh oh.
Wait, what? This is the map?
Oh.
La Soto.
Roma.
I'm not gonna lie, I forgot where Losotho is.
I actually like completely forgot.
Oh my god, where the hell is Losotho again?
I thought Losotho was like a part of a country.
I don't even- isn't it Africa?
Dude, I have been there but I don't remember.
Even though it shows, you're the European.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what?
Right there.
Bo-Kong.
Dude's already there.
Why were you not marking it, dude?
right.
Okay.
You a.
Oh man.
Okay.
Uh
Thank you.
hold on hold on this could be Mexico straight up or it's like Chile
I can also look for where the a760 is, Ruta a760
That's going to be more difficult.
Bro, they got Cs here.
Am I really going to find this?
I don't believe.
Yeah, I don't think so.
I don't think so.
for Argentina I could keep traveling is probably what I should do I'm not gonna
find this probably not the way that you can do this
I'm gonna work like this shit
Super Sandy South America
It's gotta be Chile.
Oh yeah, it's true.
I'm going Chile.
Oh my god, it was A's right there.
where are we friend? where are we friend?
Oletarius, think we, pedidos, t'couvre?
No, Contaminar, El Rio.
Okay, I understand the rules. Where are we?
Speak to me, bro. That tells me something.
Let me get back into the village.
Let's not just be another Shelley Argentina, okay?
Alecomachi, no Contamara, Al Rio.
Don't tell me this is Brazil.
Debrisa? Debrisa?
Shit
I trust this car here. He has a symbol of the country. Right there.
Nothing. Insane car though. Insane car. Holy.
I
Argentina
Whatever bro
How are you right there? How are you pinpointing exactly the area? That's insanity
Show me how you know buddy. No, no, no, no, no, no. Teach me. Teach me. How do you know this?
how do you know, I'll give it away.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Show me, show me, show me, show me, show me right now.
I'm curious, I'm curious, please.
How did you know, bro, I'll give it away.
When did you mark it?
He still hasn't marked it.
He's on the road.
Okay.
mother fucker dude mother fucker he still pinpointed exactly where in Peru it
was but damn you actually found where it said Peru
all right man you win bro you win that's a win that's a win you missed a
peru sign as well that I you really suck at this by the way yo some rounds are
difficult all right some rounds are difficult
especially when there's a lot of South America
We're in Malaysia, bro. We're in Malaysia. Guaranteed Malaysia. It could be Indonesia,
though. See if I can find a red and white. Malaysia has the crescent and the star on
their map right? And then Malaysia has the Pupak Namang. Has the red and white.
Pupak? Malang? Wait, Namang, bro. Malang, Namang.
Soongae brother dude Indonesia is fucking huge man I am not fine in this shit.
Ain't no way.
Namang, Samarang, bro, Namang is next to fucking Bandung or some shit.
Namang, dude, Lampang, dude.
I don't think it's Malaysia anymore.
But then they got a penang.
Oh my god.
Shit.
I don't know.
Right.
Fuckin' Banca Island.
Ice cold.
Western Cape Government
Western Cape makes me think of Cape Town
YOLO
Going on a whim
And the whim was there
P-Max, Mexico, said that...
You don't know, brother.
I knew before you, dude.
What up dude?
Smells like the Philippines, but it could be Brazil.
Could be Brazil.
I can't believe it.
Aki! Aki!
Junta!
Alright, this bus might tell us stuff.
Tell me something, bro. Where are we going, bus? Where are we going? It's not a bus.
Dot P-Y. Oh my God, bro.
But this guy could have just came from Brazil. That's the only problem here
So I'm gonna do a border play on Paraguay because I'm too lazy to keep looking around. I gotta beat this guy
He could have crossed the border, but who knows
oh yeah the sun oh oh did he still in oh my god watch him win what that was my
only chance to win I ain't gonna do I'm about to vibe check England good thing
I think it didn't more than a way get more than way get that one get it done
That was close. That was very close.
That could have been very, very, very traumatic if I did that.
Very not good.
Okay, is this Austria?
Ausleben Hockenstedt. Hockenstedt?
I'm not finding this. Vienna, Eselben, Buchen Duchen, Buchenheim, Buchen Buchen, Buchen Duchen, Eselben.
I'm probably not even zoomed in enough.
No bro, I don't want to do a border play, I actually want to find this.
Scorchin, Marburg, Heidelberg, Hackenstit, there's a stat.
Maybe I am zoomed in enough.
I'm not gonna find this shit.
There is no way I can find this.
There is no way.
I will be so surprised my eye captures this. I don't think it will
Oh my god, it's not happening bro. It's not happening. It's not happening, dude
That ain't happening dude
That ain't happening, boys.
Ain't no way.
I don't think this bus is automatically gonna help.
Ah, I don't know.
Man, come on, bro.
Oh, of course you're right on it.
It's right there on the route.
OK, we're Southern Hemisphere.
Let's see the South America.
That looked important.
Wait.
What?
Uh oh.
This might take a bit, boys.
And then we have to also hope this is the right way.
You're kidding, man.
These are the worst maps. I don't like how they spawn you in the middle of nowhere, but
I guess, you know, I'm bad. I'm a noob. You know, like, you can find all the context clues
and the type of trees to the pinpoint areas instead of needing to travel like this. You
If you tell the different types of trees and plants that grow in specific areas.
It would be so unfortunate to lose after this, but this might be the lost round if he knows
exactly where we are.
Okay, we made it to paved road.
So civilization might be nearby.
Come on, please tell me this is worth it.
I saw a sign.
Glenn Dower Road.
Australia or something that symbol looks just like the one I saw earlier, but no
So then hemisphere would have been right then
He's probably already at Australia and he knows exactly where cuz Australia is gonna be a east-west gamble
Because figuring out which way, oof. Or am I end up being Tasmania?
Uh oh. There it is. The red sand is telling me Africa, South Africa. Oh my god this sucks dude.
It's South Africa, isn't it?
Wow, right
Dude found the road how I don't know
We're gonna end on the elbows
Yeah, I'll be on tomorrow you guys enjoy the rest of your night feels bad by other game
Okay, I was up on the still call bro, okay?
I'll see you guys on Friday.
We are doing Sub-Sunday regular streams, yes indeed.
I will see you guys till next time.
GGG's people, and I'm gonna see you guys on Friday.
Thank you for chilling with me.
See you guys then peace out people, GG.
Enjoy your night.
Yes indeed. Goodbye chat. Peace out. Thanks for watching. See you tomorrow.
Don't give up when it all comes crashing down
Just close your eyes and feel the pressure
One more chance to last forever
You're still the tempo, the trigger now
You