You
I
Oh my god.
Some people let us get me and we get off us. I try guys doing people
What up a what up? Hey, I'm hitting up Saros at 2 p.m
I'm waiting til 2 p.m. I'd play right now, but uh
Yes, I got a one-way til 2 p.m
Hashtag ad I know they want me to delay it. They want me to wait to stay want me to start
I could play it right now, but I don't want to
Doesn't have to restart it because they want me to start from the beginning. So I'd rather just wait till two
I would play it right now
Right now I would
Continue Darkwood, meanwhile. Don't forget to turn on PSSR and PS5 Pro settings.
Chad, what is he talking about?
I have to do that. New Final Fantasy XIV expansion.
We can stall. I can stall a little bit. I can stall.
All right. It's pretty difficult, but I think I can manage.
think I can manage doing that it's like deal oh yeah I remember when they
announced the Sony's version what do you have to toggle it on is this new
shit is this the first time there is the first title using it or like this is
first time we're doing this settings screen and video
fucking fari watch this mess up my capture card oh my
watch this completely break shit
all right let's see
Should it just be an upscaler? Yes, but have you ever tried streaming and then using Framegen
and the mystery of some games for some reason on a two-PC setup? Because Framegen being the
culprit for you guys seeing the laggy footage and it's fine for me. Okay, you don't understand
bro the most random bugs
okay let's see here we're good all right well now I wait from way I can play
this right now I can start my play through right now I got access but I
I don't want to play its place.
So I'd rather just wait.
I then start to play through then.
Are you playing PS5 Pro or base PS5?
PS5 Pro.
My play UFC as well. Does anyone still play UFC?
Oh wait, I don't have it installed. You made it sound like I had it installed.
I don't have it, man.
Games I even have on this.
Remember God of War, Sparta?
I remember this.
Swanton.
Yeah.
I saw this installed.
Hold on, where did I leave off?
Yo, this game, does that PSSR look good on, does it work on Yotech?
What did I quit this game?
Yo, it's a good looking game, man.
Alright, it's a solid ass looking game.
One hour in...
Yeah, you dropped this shit so fast.
Dude, it's not a bad game.
You know, even a good game, you gotta be in the mood for.
Okay?
Even a good game, you gotta be in the mood for.
Okay, I'm gonna wait till two for this.
Um, way better than Crimson Desert, you think so?
Really?
UFC six announced, bro, how about you cross play and bring it to PC?
Cause the last UFC game was forgettable.
Okay.
These games are becoming forgettable.
It peaked at like two.
I want to say it peaked at two and then it's like, they haven't really figured
what the fuck they're doing now. Yeah, it's going through the usual cycle. These fucking games always
go through the usual cycle. If it's sports related. Honestly, at this point, they just
fucking make a new one so they can just update the sponsor logos.
They already do with that VA. They already do with fucking 2k. They already do that shit with
new arc trailer drop they need to release this on PC they get it and crossplay it
all right that's what they got to do done and then to have a better character
creator than what was. Yes.
Hold up. Hold up. New Arc Raiders
trailer, bro. I don't want to
mention this game, but here they
are. I don't want to mention it.
I don't want to mention it, but
they keep popping up. I don't
know if this is enough for me
to go back though. Power wash simulator two star wars expansion.
Lol.
I was power wash simulator two. Was it just like a potato version
of the first game? Was it truly okay? All right. It sold well.
Apparently it was sequel worthy. It was sequel worthy. Holy
shit they look identical. Assassin's Creed Hex loses 50 developers as game targets 2027 release.
What does that mean though? What does that mean?
SNBOX launch trailer. I tried this shit. It was all right.
I think this game needs more time to like for people to make more game modes or some
shit.
Has anyone actually tried this and had a good experience?
It's just so random because it's a sandbox.
That is the Rust Devs new game.
Yeah, they used a modified, what do you call it?
Isn't it a modified source engine?
Oh yeah, it's called Sandbox, not SMBox, by the way.
I mean, they essentially want to be roadblocks, right?
interesting so they're going a step further so you make a game in there in sandbox and
then you can sell it on steam and probably just loads of sandbox.
It'll be very interesting to see if some fucking dev pops the fuck off and makes a
game.
interesting to see the first game if this is successful where some guy makes a crazy fucking game
mode to the point of launching it on steam where then you just place through sandbox. I'm curious.
Let's see who does it first. It ain't fucking me. It ain't me. It could be one of you guys.
Who knows? A couple of vamp survivor clones, Inc.
There will be like a bro steam has so many fucking games, dude. It's not even funny
Half the games we play you think you know all the games that are out
But there's like thousands of games that no one knows about
So and a lot of the stuff that just doesn't see the light of day just stays there so there will be but some will make it out
Someone make it out I
I do want to play Diablo, but I'm going to beat Saros first and then evaluate the situation
from there and then maybe do a Diablo Paladin.
That's kind of where I'm at.
Big maybe, big maybe.
Grinding gear numbers doesn't, you know, before I could get into the flow, but the flow
is a lot harder to get into now. Like mindlessly grinding.
Wow.
There it is.
Easy collab.
This guy's like, yeah, I'm gonna make a power wash of game.
Next thing you know, I owe it some...
see you this day, ayoo.
What the fuck?
Washing Darth Vader's helmet and gets the call?
Imagine Drain Sim have this type of collab.
They should do that.
True, true.
Agreed.
Drain Sim Star Wars collab and you just go around different places in the Empire and you gotta drain their the fucking galaxy
Yo, oh
Yeah, oh
All right, this is new Arc Raiders. Oh shit
So is the map man
I'm not asking you to lie.
You're looking so stupid.
Oh, I barely slept.
There's just so much to suck through.
So, like, have you been following any of them?
That's all anyone wants to talk about, so yeah.
Careful in the water, sweetheart.
Don't keep an eye on them.
Do you tell them yet?
Tell them? I mean, what do you tell them?
I told them we're going away.
That works, right?
Oh, so we got, like, a beach resort.
Excuse the big thing.
Excuse the big one.
On the house.
All right.
No, no, no.
You can't call that in.
I'm counting it.
Are you serious right now?
It was out by a mile.
That was in.
There's daylight.
Are you blind?
Why, hey, why are we even talking about this?
No.
Absolutely not.
There's an oil rig up in the distance.
That actually looked like a pretty sick map.
Why not man?
Why not post-apocalyptic beach resort?
Let's go W-A-U-M books!
Horror elements in my extraction shooter?
Yes please?
Yeah, this guy looking new.
guy looks this dude looks whatever these are there's a radar right there
hey
oh hi i still think just kind of going in and uh gathering the loop on you know it's cool
it's cool i'm a fan of everything but i'm still on board of the loop brother
I still want a city map in this game, bro
Arc Raiders it's gonna take an Arc Raiders 2 for them dude
If they had a city map and skyscrapers and you're like it on a road
Going to buildings
Well at this point you be soft just license out your fucking map for New York and just give it to Arc Raiders
And they'll dress it up
All right, and then I'll loot the fabric
Read patch notes
I'm sorry, bro, I just like post apocalyptic I like apocalyptic cities to loot I
Don't know what it is man. There's something about that setting
Yes, streets of Tarkov is like the closest thing like I would play Tarkov just for streets. I
I always do it's just there's something about it bro. Is there something about it?
I mean that one I wonder if you can actually go I don't think you can actually go like up into the hotel
It's probably like only the first floor
Two days ago
600,000 views. Yeah, who here is still playing at Final Fantasy 14
We're still playing it
This MMO bro, what's next is this still Yoshi P
One was the last expansion
Two years ago.
Okay, okay
If you look at wow expansions and this game's expansions does this game keep up with their expansions
in a time period record.
The leaf prospered, but the world was rich in plenty.
Majestic trees drifted with sentiment over land's hot island.
From town, de-explained rivers flowing into a feeding great sea sky.
I would never count on surprised.
When did you think of me?
But then, in the crimson fantasy...
I want to go cold, to cold beast.
Lays the calm ages.
And as we struggle, survive.
And then, watch, and your aim was lost.
The fan pass was really good.
The Traveler. We're running from the sky.
The Traveler. From Destiny.
I mean shit brother some people y'all people still play this shit man it's cool
it's cool dude yo this MMO has lasted for a long time where many have fallen
this one you know yeah I feel like the people who still play these games yes
you either you're you fucking love Final Fantasy or you just you're very in
with the community.
Like the community, like, you know, it's it's it's more than an MMO at that point
for you or some shit.
There's no way the gameplay is that good.
The gameplay is something to do, but it's more the community of the games
that keep it alive.
No one's saying it's a bad MMO.
No one's saying it's a bad MMO, but it's like you there's so much time
You've spent in it now like this game is fucking all this shit now
What does come out?
It's barely an MMO. It's more like a social hub
It's more a social hub the games that survive the MMOs that survive feel more like social hubs, you know
There we work in the combat
Plus, it's consoles MMO. Yeah, this is probably the biggest MMO on console, if not, like the only actual MMO on console, other than Elder Scroll online.
I think ESO as well. I think console keeps ESO alive like a motherfucker. I'm pretty sure.
More so than PC or I always go back to fucking Arma, okay?
because the connection is
Arma reforger was a dead fucking game and then when it came when Xbox
When they had cross play the Xbox motherfuckers
Literally keep the Arma reforger servers alive
There's like little pockets of console gamers that you don't know about and it's like
Holy shit
These motherfuckers are playing this game that was like a pain in the ass to play on a keyboard and mouse
Now the ones on controllers are keeping it alive
Now obviously it's way bigger on PC now, but it's just kind of crazy. Well PS5 was added later
But yeah, I'm pretty sure for ESO, it's the console, the console people.
Those are way more, bro.
If you only have a console, you have access to like one MMO, two MMOs, you're limited.
You don't think of any of the PC games.
It's almost like a bit of because you're limited to only a couple of choices, there's, you're
gonna get filtered into those games because you don't know as much the PC
gamers know too much if you're a console gamer and you don't look at all the
fucking PC shit it's like well these games work this is what's available I
don't I'm never gonna get a PC I don't care this is the library
But whatever man. This game, bro.
Yes, so final fantasy world of Warcraft. I think those are the top three MMOs right now.
I'm pretty sure. Unless I'm missing one. Right?
Old school RuneScape? Yes, sure. That one as well, of course.
Crimson Desert sold so well developer provis is giving employees a $3,400 bonus.
God damn.
Crimson Desert was so fucking good.
I don't need to beat it to say that.
Okay, buddy.
I don't need to.
But what what an insane wild card game?
I put, yo, I put in a shit ton of hours into it, right?
All right, I got the full fucking scoop, all right?
I played this shit for 55 hours, okay?
At 55 hours, you know what the fuck you're getting, okay?
You understand the goddamn vision, all right, at 55.
I don't need another 45 to get the fucking gist, okay?
I played this game off stream as well.
This game was fucking good shit, man reviews were like question marky
Insane amounts of marketing, which usually makes you think the game's gonna suck ass
But nope
Delivered very very nicely
Boring game, I mean bro
And bro
And through your fucking opinion they literally had insane sales
Good thing they didn't listen to you when they first back in had a meeting about the game
If they stopped after your comment, they would have been they they wouldn't have had a banger
Literally record the game sold way well above their expectations.
I never got the dragon.
I should go back to Crimson Desert.
I just kind of dropped it because I do that.
But these games I usually revisit and it's actually fun revisiting it.
I dropped RDR2 as well.
And then I went back and the game, going back sometimes is like a solid different way of
playing a game instead of just one tapping it throughout, because you go back, you remember
in the hype of it all.
Everybody, it's the time when everybody's playing it, the hype is that it's max, it's
It's a fuckin' new game.
Bada bang, bada boom, all the things.
And then even if you drop it, you come back to it,
you remember where you left off,
and then you just beat it for what it is.
And it's nice, man.
It had insane updates.
I mean, yeah, I know, I know.
They used to always patch.
This was probably the last game
where I actually looked forward to their patches.
It's very rare.
When you have a game where you look forward to their patches, you know, it's a good game.
I think before then, I don't even fucking remember the last game I gave a shit about the patches.
I guess CS2, but that's different.
I'm talking about a not an established game.
Arc Raiders, yeah, Arc Raiders. You want to look at the patch notes.
Yeah, if you're looking at the patch notes for a game, it's a good fucking game.
The story is so bad.
Yeah, the story is not amazing, but like whatever.
It's everything that they built around it that comes together that is just like a
fun experience.
Always finishing the bad games and skipping the good ones.
Oh, really, buddy?
You're still here, bitch?
This fucking guy go watch someone play the quote unquote good games asshole
I've eaten two shit games yesterday and I enjoyed it bro. I saw the chapter one and the last chapter
Okay
Do a 24 hour for Diablo for tonight I should I should
You know what? I should do that. Better than dead. May 12th. What is this?
Are we stalling until Saros? Bro, I could 5 wins Suica.
Oh, but then I gotta disconnect my shit. I mean I could. It's a fast switch.
I can do a five wins we get easy five win geo it depends
All right, some of these motherfuckers literally when they're not playing geo guesser, they're just spinning a globe. All right, I'm not doing that
Albliz makes the Diablo cinematics. They got it behind the scenes of the Diablo, the cinematic team.
These are the in-game cinematic. Oh, I know, they also do the other as well. The rendered
ones. Sure brother, true.
Craft on starting, started hiring for Terra 2. Are you fucking
kidding me? That means Terra 2 is going to come out in 2030. What
do you mean they're hiring? What the fuck? We haven't even
fucking started who asked for terror to I'm gonna be 40 in 20 30 okay they make
it no fucking video games for me okay terror to is for Jen know who the fuck
knows. Now it'll be a whatever game. It'll be for all over. Alien isolation teaser. I
know I saw that, bro. I saw it. I saw it. This is actually another game that's probably
going to be 20 30 yeah we saw this shit this is actually official alien
isolation to official they had this shit's gonna be in a while what is this
game
I think I've seen this
We got the body cam filter with a plot now.
I guess it's better than just, just the filter now.
headache simulator
Wait this is from this is micro pose software is publishing this game. What the fuck
Yeah, this publisher so weird I
Swear these motherfuckers just like came out and they like got defibbed and are dropping all their old-ass games
But then also just are actually publishing some you and there's some activity going on here
Someone someone resurrected this publisher
They have been around now they publish old-school stuff, but kind of disappeared but their catalog is back
Because they're re-releasing all their older games
And also these new games they're publishing
Ever seen their fucking logo on a CRT
Subliminal March 31st, brother, why are you linking me to this shipper of the first screenshot
is a Unreal Engine 5 fucking slides that I've seen in like six other games.
Come on, man.
come on brother GTA 6 trailer 3 is likely to come out in the next two weeks oh yeah bro
this fucking guy it's canceled dude there's no way GTA 6 is canceled it's not happening I'm telling
you. There's gonna be a rock star tweet and it's gonna be like one of the statements, bro.
They're gonna be like, after playing it, it just wasn't fun.
$2 billion prank. $2 billion?
Wow, that.
What is this? It reaches?
Peggy 16.
Look where Tristos and St. Mary's Hall is deployed.
Somebody's definitely here.
What is this place?
Dispatch! This is Officer Thompson! Come in!
What the hell is that?
Dad! You said you'd stay with me.
Sam?
You... you forgot about me.
This looks like it could be a decent horror game.
I mean maybe I mean you know this looks like a potato one but not bad why not
there's your demo but I'm not falling off I'll try it out later bro why not buddy
Hey why not buddy?
Two hours ago, House of Dragons Season 3?
Shit.
When he sees a bad game, it's playthrough time.
What the fucker? I don't know what to tell you, dude.
That went pretty decent, man.
You're telling me Bruno Transit wasn't a good game.
I'm sorry to think my taste is good, bro, and your taste is generic, bro.
Okay, this guy goes to fucking eat- this guy, bro.
Liking AAA games like Crimson Desert, that's like saying you like fast food.
Okay, no shit everybody and their mother will fucking stream that and play it and it's a it will be well-received
But some of these other smaller games
Like fucking this game won't have as big of a reach, but they're still good on a smaller goddamn budget
They don't need all the fucking bells and whistles to get their point across for a video game
It doesn't always need to be an insane fucking 50 60
150 fucking hour game
To saturate the living to squeeze out all the juice from the fucking orange
Sometimes it's a smaller game like this that just focuses on a singular objective and
and it's like a
straight-up short movie style game it hits
I would play capture two. I would even though it was very subtle and I was bad. This did
actually seem oh my god the fucking slides. God damn it bro. These these fucking deads
just pass around these slides. This one wasn't that bad. I would actually beat this. I would.
I would, I would, I would. People don't even know what liminal is anymore. Yeah, it's just
so overdone. Yeah, I would beat this. But I don't know when that's gonna happen. This
might take like three hours.
What are we doing here?
I'm thinking we do...
I don't know what is this.
Wait, hold on, what is this?
Oh, wait, it's a deck builder game?
What the hell?
Hi, I'm playing Saros at two o'clock.
No, I'm from a reforger mix.
No sense.
I'm actually cravings. I still have cravings to go back and play some armor. I'm not done. I'm not done, dude
The loop I have found an armors fun, dude
It's like a little mini grind to get the sergeant and then you start fucking flying. It's fun shit, dude
Especially if the maps last for a long time and it's competitive you can do a decent
You can have a playthrough for a while
Wait, there's armor reforger Vietnam servers as well.
Does it function the same where you have to, um, does it function the same, wait, did
I play armor reforger Vietnam?
Is it the same function?
Can you do, uh, Helle runs?
Oh, maybe I'll hit it up later this week.
I don't have time to play right now, but it's a good game on the backburner.
Oh, I see, oh, it's a little faster because it's a smaller map too, right?
your stance on card games and needs to be exceptional brah and needs to be
exceptional
All right, I'm thinking we do five wins, Suika, five wins, Gio, into some,
I don't fucking know, buddy.
I was playing a little bit more of this game actually, I played a little bit of this Offstream
Shapes 2.
It was kind of fun.
This game's actually fun.
Starcraft 2 ranked, bro.
I'm not about to get into Starcraft 2 ranked, bruh.
The vending machine game?
Oh, yeah, this game wasn't bad
How are the reviews?
We are beach I was so happy to play this game waited seven to eight months
Okay, buddy I
Can't end the day it just wait a million but not after almost five hours of playing the game. It's just crashed
I can't end the day. Oh, this guy just got hit with a horrible bug
Yeah, this guy just has a fucking insane bug
Feels bad
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Guys game crashed and his game is completely fucked I
Feel you bro. I feel you I had that happen on Samson
I feel you brother
Nightmare mode on one win street fighter dude, you want me to load up motherfucking street fighter is literally a hundred gigs
I still don't have it downloaded so that doesn't work
Um, let's do one win fortnight.
I should do that. I should do one win fortnight and then uninstall just to see if I can at least
win one game. Do I still have it installed in solos? No, it would take too long. I'm gonna
I'm gonna get my fucking ass kicked, bro.
Uh-uh, there's no way.
Yeah, it didn't even update Fortnite.
DFib last flag.
I thought this game was gonna be dead on arrival.
Feels bad.
Where are we at?
420 positive reviews?
How many people?
Yeah, man, damn, their first game published and developed in the house feels bad, bro.
Get in there! Get in there!
Mmm. Finish the guitar game from yesterday.
Filter Steam by installed locally, then sort by last played and play the last on the list.
Uh, Sorpy last played.
Can you actually see the bottom?
Does it actually show it?
Is this actually the last one?
Oh, did the filter fall off?
Uh, there we go.
Animal well.
Wasn't this that one dude's game?
I am playing this shit.
Isn't this Donkey's game?
It is a good game, but I'm not about to look this up is what I mean.
This is a good game, this game was like a mega hit.
But I'm not about to play it right now.
This motherfucker.
Oh!
Dawn of War, I must have got these back.
Why do I even have these right now?
This is a good way to uninstall stuff actually
and go down, this is a solid way dude.
This is a good stall method, good job dude.
Dungeons and degenerate gamblers.
Wow, that was the demo, Horticular, Deformed, Fork Road, Conquer, Conquer, Conquer, Code
Name, Ocean Keeper.
I remember playing this game, I played this game with the devs to see if I was going
invested it or not. I remember that game. Krodos the new dawn from Bloober team. I already beat
that game bruh. They announced the second one. What is this game again? Horticular?
I played this for 35 minutes. Yeah. Play hit man freelancer bro. I'm going to be playing
blood money later how about no how about no
all right boys let me just kick some people's asses real quick in this game
I love lyric is the only creator that fell off and didn't reinvent herself as an anti-woke
Cryptor hey, yo motherfucker. I'm I have not I have not fallen off. Okay, so I got three fingers to hanging on to the ledge
Okay
Almost
all right boys let's see what we have here
dude prop hunt and wow not bad has
anyone tried it it looked kind of not as
good as I was expecting unless the cues
are popping but then I also have to
download another fucking hundred gigs
of wow it's not that good feels bad
There it is.
Alright, what demonic-ass soul is playing this absolute cursive piece of software at
this time this fuck okay yeah this is actually a game that you shouldn't see
one kind of obey this is actually a declassified piece of software yes
Yeah, bro, that's the lord of this game, so I could be classified.
This is your typical fucking game, bro.
And it's not what you think it is.
Alright, please.
Connection.
You guys don't understand how hardcore this is, okay?
This guy, this kid is probably at school, probably his class in Japan, okay?
And this is huge fucking multi-tasking, whereas me, I'm sweating my ass off, okay?
You don't understand the skill of these gamers nowadays.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold up, connection, maybe.
Okay, long-term situation.
Okay, there it is, there it is, buddy, you ain't getting the W that easy.
What's up, bro?
Where's your fucking water?
Where's your pineapple, dude?
He's at it this whole time.
Okay, okay. I have a very clean working environment right now.
And now it's dirty.
No.
There it is, there it is.
Ooh, that might lodge and mess everything up. Oh, shit.
I'm delighted that... okay.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I'm farming.
Yes.
Okay. This is risky. Might be about a double tomato. 11. Okay, good, good, good. This should
work. Yeah, why'd you stop, dude? Please don't, please, please come in time. Oh my god.
Oh, this is good. This is good. Okay. Okay, we got a match.
No, bro. Shit. I actually shouldn't have let those connect.
They might, they might, I could make this into a lemon.
I was hoping that was going to fall the other way.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Grape, don't do this.
Oh my god.
It's alright.
pushes? That'd be great. Wow. I can still do this.
Oh my god, I'm throwing.
This is a useless lemon.
Unless...
Yo, push it over!
Oh my god, this might pop it out.
Dude, that's literally a pineapple right there, dude.
I don't want to do this. I don't want to apple this. I need these lemons to connect for the
love of God. No. I can beat him! I have a pineapple right there! This is my work.
Dude, they're not budging.
Oh my fucking god.
The cherry is the heaviest fruit.
What up, bro?
What up?
Surrender, asshole!
Surrender!
Leave these lands!
Leave!
There it is.
Holy shit, holy shit, buddy, it's- you're done, dude, you're done.
You're done.
Are you kidding me?
Did you see that Pop-Tec?
This guy is mindless fucking alone, the Pop-Tec.
Oh, yep, yep, yep, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah.
Double Cherry doesn't matter, sure.
Oh, I almost threw, holy shit, I almost threw and lost.
Oh my god, I thought it was too high up.
I can actually still lose this.
Okay.
Oh, he's fucking waiting there.
Bro, you're waiting for this man.
Let me, hold on, hold on, this guy's waiting.
He wants to leave, he wants to leave.
It's like, maybe this guy fucking sucks, maybe?
Okay, brah-ba, okay, dude!
There it goes, that was defeated.
Defeated.
I know, I know.
I know, I know!
Who's out there?
Not the same guy, bro.
He's not good.
Not the same guy.
Nah, this is his first game.
100% in my ass.
No way.
Uh-uh.
100% means you're new.
Or you're like the greatest, you're like a fucking prodigy.
You're either a prodigy or you're new.
Okay.
You're either destined to play Sleeka
or some other shit.
Oh my god, oh my god, can I be any meter?
Holy shit man, can I be any cleaner with my fruit?
Look at this fucking method right now.
Look at this shit, I'm cleaning my plate, I'm making sure there's not shit anywhere.
Oh, man!
Oh, wait. Okay.
This is risky now. This is risky.
That was a good pop-up.
That was a good pop-up right there.
Okay, now it's getting a little shitty. Hold on. Hold on.
Okay, okay.
Maybe.
hold on hold on sure do I build down wait actually this might work oh my god
Okay, that worked. That worked. Nice. Alright, alright. Mmm. Mmm. That's good. That's clean.
Oh
Normalize normalize nominal nominal
You fucking laggy shit what happened to my game fucker what happened?
You know let's fucking over he all that for it on the pineapple
Why didn't Starlight even knew he was about to- that's how you're a hundred percent?
That's how you're fucking a hundred percent?
You piece of shit, you leave when you get a pineapple?
When you see the opponent get a pineapple, you leave?
Okay...
Dude, I'm telling you man, this weekend community, bro, they're stingy, bro.
They're stingy about there, there's a lot of ego here.
Okay. There's a lot of ego in these matches. And it's fucking fruit. You don't know how
long this guy's been listening to this music for. You've got hour six. This is how he
Now I was in a different situation yesterday.
I could leave.
But then I am going to get the penalty for leaving and minus E-Log.
So I'm waving.
I'm fucking waving.
I got other shit I can do.
I got other shit I can do, bro.
I told you, man, you're not in this trap, so that's not going to work on me, man.
Alright, I know you're there.
I know you're there.
I know you're there, you fuck.
You want me to think it's my setup when it's your setup so then I leave and then I get the surrender
I'll wait but rough I'll wait I'll just go play this I can just tap back in buddy
Okay, we're starting off against a 700 I just woke up
Southern Hemisphere, boys, mochaza, moch, mochaza.
I think it's Africa.
I'm thinking we're in Africa.
Also the cars, bro, the cars, the cars, the fucking vehicles.
I think this is just South Africa.
I always fuck up everywhere.
But I always fuck up knowing which goddamn country in Africa
drives on the left.
And I think it's South Africa.
But I think also Senegal.
It's either Senegal, Nigeria, or no, Nigeria is on the right.
I think it's just straight up South Africa right there.
I could keep looking.
But for the sake of pinpointing whatever
My Simbambini you ain't finding that brother you ain't finding that shit
You're 700 you're not finding it bro. You're just clicking random shit now. Okay. You're just going northeast for no reason
What?
What the fuck was that?
how the hell did he all right I'm not losing yeah but I'm in the regia the
cassette company me we're in Italy but where we're in Italy but where okay
Basta and bullshit
Where are we? Where are we? Where? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa? Oh?
Sit sita the pomigliano Darko
Motherfucker is pomigliano a place in Italy dude
Pomigliano fucking ono
I don't fucking know.
I need more dude.
I need more.
Watch this beat.
Not even.
It's gonna be on a fucking island or some shit.
Oh my fucking god.
Hold up.
I need more information.
There it is.
Okay.
SS162.
Fiddle.
SS162.
Oh god.
Where am I?
Wait.
Exit.
I think that's just saying it's a 162 exit. What the fuck? I don't know what the hell half that shit means hold on
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, what is the road?
Go back go back go back
Homage Liano dude, Nepoli
Nepoli dude is Nepoli near Naples
It's not near baloney
Nepoli bro
Pomidj liano what road is fucking this what is this road? Oh
Oh, here we go, E442, E55.
E55, 442.
How the hell was this guy not found, Pomidzliano?
It has a 700.
Um...
E-fifth- holy shit.
E-fifth- oh my god. E-fifth- wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh, the E-fifth-y-five is the whole fucking coast of Italy?
SS-16?
These are all different types of noodles.
Oh my god.
Holy shit dude, the E55 man, where's the exit?
Where's the fucking exit again? SS what?
Oh my god, bro. Where's Pomidjeliana, bro?
Am I going north or south? Where am I going?
Up the coast, down the coast. I'm panicking.
I got to go back.
It was on the sign, wasn't it?
Dude, he's probably just waiting for me and he's just there in his AFK taking his shit.
SS162.
E 55 170 162
Oh, these exits.
Is this still E55?
I'm not good at this.
Oh, this is the E55.
How is this shit?
How the fuck?
It's gotta be south.
We're close.
I think I was near earlier.
126, 236.
I'm not reading this map right. 125, wait E843, E55.
I don't fucking know, bro.
I ain't reading this correctly.
It did look like you'd go on a triple digit road.
I'm about to just mark somewhere I'm about to just mark it I don't know
Don't tell me not all these Naples
It probably is
Whatever
buddy are you kidding me it's just directly in fucking Naples it wasn't
fucking poor Maroney homigiano homigianos a place in Naples
Alright, weep check. This is Japan.
You fucking weeb shit. How'd you know?
I'm sick of these weeps, bro. I'm sick of them. All these, all these muttfuckers. We used
to have the advantage because no one knew. Now everybody knows. All right. I feel like
this is America or some shit.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.
Oh fuck, where are we?
Hold on, go back.
It's America or Canada but I'm pretty sure it's America.
Ponds, meats, smoked meats.
Alright I'm hungry, where are we going?
Kansas?
I gotta crit hit him here.
I have to.
Please bro, someone have a flag somewhere.
What do we have?
Entering Calhounville, buddy.
There's no way I'm finding that.
all right keep going come on come on don't ding bro don't ding you have no
idea
holy shit this could be texas
oh my god oh my god show me something dude show me something
Someone have a goddamn flag.
Where is this shit?
Hmm
Well watch this not even be America
Oh, buddy. Oh, we're traveling
This is America it is it is
We're like mid, we're mid Midwest or something, Kansas, Missouri, that's where I'm at.
If I had some Arthur right now, like Idaho or some shit, that's where I'm at.
If I had some Arthur right now, full vibe, the 332, that's nice to know.
hold up hold up hold up come on come on the camera is giving out
Yeah, this guy's still in Sweet Guy, you piece of shit.
I'm still here, asshole.
I'm not going AFK.
Hold on.
Wake up.
Fuck.
I think I forgot about your ass.
Yeah, the formidable foe.
I'm not letting you steal the elo.
What the fuck, man?
Most people leave by now!
This meesh!
Okay, where's the farms? Where's the farms? I'm coming!
Husby Farms?
I mean, where the fuck is the farm, bro? Where is the fucking farm?
Please!
Dairy? Some shit?
Raising.
But where, bro? Where? Where?
I don't fucking know, bro.
That there might be the state name or something.
Oh, bro, this is a road and a half.
This has to be Kansas or something, or you know what, maybe, maybe this is more like
It could be more...
mmmmmm.
Maybe, maybe.
Oh, oh, hold on.
What do we have here?
Dude, I can crit-hit this guy so bad.
Kessler, Angus?
Let's fucking go. Just keep traveling.
these these fucking maps that put you on the longest fucking road man I think
they expect you to know sorry I don't we're bad all right we don't know we
gotta travel I need more indicators to know where the fuck I am I don't know
Holy shit, is there any town?
Even like a green sign?
We're back at the fucking Angus beef farm.
form. I'm not to mark Kansas and call it a day, but I'm right there. But I feel like
we've made it somewhere. We've made it civilization. You piece of shit. Walla Walla Milton free
water no I don't know where the fuck that is oh my god Wyoming bro why oh
me
that was fucking horrible wow that is walla walla is right there
My heart wants me to play this game, but I have to play this.
Oh, shit, bruh. Okay, yo, no, no excuse. Equal rankage. Equal rankage. No excuse.
No excuse. Hold on, hold on. Pusada portugas ondas.
I know that was a horrible round starting from Italy
We're on the coast. It's nice. I think this is just straight out of Mexico. I'm burial. We're on the Mexi
We're on the coast. We're chilling. You know what? I'm sending it right
Here right there
Welcome to the big leagues pumpkin welcome to 500 ranked buddy
Welcome to 500 ranked buddy
Welcome.
I just wanted to hit him with a little appetizer.
Alright, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little.
Welcome.
Alright, I didn't want to nuke him just yet.
I don't know, I'm not that type of guy.
I don't want to nuke the guy very well.
Hold on.
Just a little appetizer.
You just, you just hit the five hundreds.
Alright, I'm feeling, I think this is England.
Or some European shit.
Kurt Mott's, not England, not England.
Maybe Germany.
Do you guys ever love spawning you in Germany in Austria?
They love it.
Oh, you're gonna dig me back, bitch?
Garten, Lanz, Fuba.
Hickternhausen.
How the fuck you doing, pal?
How the fuck you doing-
Oh, okay.
Alright, alright, okay, okay.
I am I don't know I have no idea what fuck we are right now actually this is
Your I'm thinking you're up right now
That does not help it could be Africa how crossing
Get the fuck out of here mr. 500 get the fuck out of here. You don't know this shit
where the fuck are we dude I have no I had no I I had no idea okay okay that's
fucking bullshit there's no way that's a word that's like binary is that actually
a word? That's crazy. My English is so crazy dude. Alright last time I was around here I
I got jubated and it was up here.
Wow, and it was to the west.
Okay.
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
All right, I'm gonna truck right now.
Speak it to me.
You got a dog?
I'll vote right now.
This guy.
Okay, fine.
I'm voting.
Where are you?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Where is this guy from? I think I have dark mode on. I think he's Polish.
Okay, we're somewhere in...
This could be Ecuador, Colombia.
Buddy, where the fuck are you representing?
No idea. No idea.
Okay
No idea bro, I might just ding this shit on Ecuador, Colombia
Please bro, please go to Africa bro go to Africa. Okay this fucking guy
This guy's on the up and up. He's on the come up. This guy's on the come up
This ain't no regular 500. Oh, you're just passing through. Oh. Excuse me? Okay, this
This guy's just passing through the rank.
Really?
Are we in Australia?
Are we in fucking Australia right now?
Brazil?
Australia?
South Africa.
I'm not looking I'm just I'm holding the travel brah okay there's no way you know this shit
there's no fucking way I'm about to hit Brazil I don't like this 500 guy this guy this guy
I don't like this guy. I don't like this guy.
Okay, okay. He's not bad. He's not bad. He's not a bad guy. He's not a bad guy.
Alright, alright, alright, buddy. Alright.
Buddy! What was that?
Rua Santa Catarina, Santo Antonio. Bro, is this Portugal? Oh, this sucks ass, GG.
I
Bro
He just knew bro, he just knew it was Brazil right off the bat what gave it away buddy
What gave it away? Is this the most this Polish guy knows all about fucking South America, dude
You write a fucking book about it. How the fuck did you figure that out?
The hell is this shit?
It was one of the travel there or some shit?
What the fuck gave it away, bitch?
Huh?
Ten seconds and you ding?
Escolar!
Get the fuck out of here!
There's no way!
That was the stupidest shit!
Escolar gives a get the fuck out of here!
Was there a Brazilian flag on it?
Get the fuck out of here, man!
Oh, really?
This guy was lucky as shit.
No way.
It could have been Portugal, it could have been Spain, it just happened to be Brazil.
Every game day
All right, here we go
All really
Says the guy who fucking lives there
Understood. Understood.
Chower jumping into play through mode in 25 minutes, people. 25 minutes, alright.
Patrulma Rural Area? Bro, are you kidding me? Hold on.
This seems like Brazil because of the sand. Sand and Portuguese.
You know what? Going up of those two clues, what's that, bro?
Don't talk to me man, this guy's looking at a fucking tree.
Which could tell you.
Uh huh, uh huh.
Wow, that was a very pinpointed precision.
What?
Get the fuck out of here.
Why are you going over here like you know where the fuck you're going man?
What the hell are you doing?
I thought you knew.
Okay, here we go.
Dude osu! Pen pointed right there like he knew the fuck out of here, bro
What are you doing man?
Is that thought H you wait? Oh my god, that's the URL
Dot defense no
No
Dot H
Dude, don't do this to me.
Don't tell me this is fucking turkey.
Harnana et kazizd.
Dude, oh my god.
I think it's an H-H-U.
Oh, you saw it too, asshole!
Okay, okay!
How we doing here? How we doing here?
No no no no no no no no.
Notice how even Nintendo hasn't said we've lost connection?
Gabongyo? Gabongyo? Gabongyo?
I think this is Korea.
What the non-ga-yong-gido?
Ga-yong-jido?
This is fuckin' Korea, bro.
Alright.
Holy shit.
Gamsangnam.
It could be near Guangzhou, I don't know.
Oh, he knew it, too.
Oh, it's all the way up here.
Oh, it's near Seoul.
Okay, okay, okay.
Chill, chill.
Where are we here?
Japan, Japan.
Japan, Japan, Webometer, bro. Look at that Texas. Literally Japan's. Literally Japan.
Oh, he's looking out. Where are we at, man? There's no way you're not a weeb, dude.
There's rice fields in the distance. The Texas always anime coded. Yep.
You fucking weeb shit.
Dude's acting like he doesn't know.
We're trespassing wait right here
Philip there it is easy clap Philippine National Police but where
I'm just on the profit of the mobile force company Republicans
It could be Kamagong, Nisipit.
Kamagong, Nisipit.
Kamagong.
Dude, the sods are everywhere.
Dude, the Sons are everywhere.
Son Juanico Bridge.
Okay, how many bridges are we talking about here?
I don't think it's a big-ass bridge.
I'm about to find this bridge, but I don't think it's that big of a bridge.
Ah, shit, man.
I don't know where...
I should have just marked the Philippines.
I'm gonna go more towards Davo.
Oh, it's right there.
What?
There wasn't even a bridge here.
Yeah, the 6-11 was easier than the other guy.
Is this guy for real? He actually froze the fucking game in Vanished.
Alright, let me kick those guys ass real quick.
Go on back.
Fine, you win, asshole!
You wanted it that much.
You win, bro. You win. Your strat worked.
Now I've retweeted what?
Now I've just retweeted what?
I'm excited to announce our Steam Controller arrives on Steam May 4th.
Oh, it's the Steam Controller?
That's cool, bro.
I don't say the steam controller is not high for me
But it's cool if anything it's there's you know, it eventually leads into their console launch
Right
My communication environment is great buddy, I lost 2% because of that guy
I'm at the post on their forums man.
Love the fuckers see a pineapple and crash their game.
Oof.
Insane lemon.
Insane, insane lemon, holy shit, the speed.
Yeah, what is going on here, man? All right.
Well, that's unfortunate. I'm actually gonna put this here.
We're gonna build it like this.
I don't think this is angled though, it was bad.
Oh, this is a little awkward.
Hopefully this pops it over, nope.
I might be able to push it down.
There it is boys, is this guy gonna fucking leave at the pineapple bro, are you leaving
at the pineapple?
He's not leaving.
Respect, respect.
Holy fuck!
It's fucking a bitch!
Holy fuck!
That's fucking a page!
I don't fucking care about that one!
Oh my god, that's not good.
Flip it up, flip it up, flip it up!
Maybe a connection here. I'm a little worried about this.
Just getting his voice chat.
Oh my god. Buddy, buddy, hit the minus button.
Oh, he pineappleed you piece of shit. Oh, you were taking the fucking long road.
Okay, alright, alright, okay.
Okay, this is actually pretty good those two connect this is really good if I wait and
And that turns in?
Maybe.
No.
Ew, that's an apple.
Uh-oh.
Mmm, old.
I don't think those are going to connect.
I could maybe do this if I push it down and maybe it's enough.
Nope.
Whatever.
That's fine.
Other than that, if this can pop up, we're good.
Don't move it!
Push this shit over!
Please, please, please, please, please!
Yes! Okay.
What up, brother? What are you doing here?
Speak to me.
Speak to me, bro. Where's your, where's your watermelon, bro?
Where's your watermelon, dude?
You can't win without a watermelon!
Wow, it is so overbreed, man.
I don't know what to tell you, man.
I don't know what to tell you, dude.
You got a random-ass pineapple?
Your shit is a mess?
Mine's pretty bad, too, but...
I don't know what to tell you, brother!
Wait here.
Okay, sure, ooh, double, double?
Um, this is an interesting stack here.
I mean, I could just, uh, loving this.
Why not?
I was waiting for this, great.
I was waiting for that right there.
Go this way.
Bro, he's connect!
Oof!
Don't make me-
Don't make me get another watermelon here!
I might be able to.
Maybe.
Oh, that's unfortunate. Uh-oh.
Whoa!
How is this guy recovering here? How the fuck did you make that shit this late into the game?
So, if I... this is gonna Apple and I could drop this stack, but I'm worried that it's
gonna Apple and push everything.
Da da da da da da.
Oh.
Wow.
It actually moved the way it should have moved.
Oh, wait.
It actually went the way it was supposed to go.
It's rare. Usually this game is piece of shit,
and it goes the wrong way.
Alright, brother.
Whatcha doing now, Mali?
And I looked at the lock like a fan!
You had me nervous for a second, but now...
I think it's a GG.
I respect holding on though, I respect it. I do the same.
I- I great lodged this shit. Yeah, those- they're never meeting each other. I have lodged it horribly.
Dude, okay, I am getting all of the weirdest drops right now.
Whoa, whoa, we got to ship the Reno here!
I am not throwing, there's no way this guy can win.
Not having a watermelon seals your fate.
It's over.
He's holding on to nothing.
I understand, I've been here too, I've been here too, I get it, I get it.
There it is, boys. There it is.
Banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana.
Alright, I got 10 minutes for speedrun here.
Alright, and now we're switching over to single-player game mode.
Three surrenders? Okay, Bish!
Speedrun.
Sometimes I wonder if this game actually feeds you the right things.
I don't know how it randomizes, like if there's an actual...
Sometimes you get a perfect connection, other times it feeds you complete shit.
I don't know, it's not always the set ingredient list.
Whoops.
It's not always the same.
Oh my.
Let me see if I can pop this.
This is going to roll the other way.
Uh-oh.
Slightly saved.
I may have thrown. I may have thrown. This could be over.
Hide chance of G.J. Unless there's something massive.
There it is.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Okay, sure.
Mm-mm-mm, mm-mm-mm!
Wow, that rolled a terrible way.
Oh, I should have let that fall down, but maybe...
Hmm...
This looks risky.
That fucking sucks.
Actually, um...
What?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Okay, okay, okay.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Sure, sure.
That's unfortunate.
Don't push down, do not push.
If I apple this, it's gonna fly away.
Maybe.
Sure.
Ingredients.
Lemon.
Ah, shit.
This keeps feeding me bad stuff.
Oh, do I lemon this oh shit just getting holy fuck buddy
Okay. Okay. Okay. I gotta do this fast here. I gotta take a bus before we do this other stuff.
We take that tag right there. We take that tag.
How about the cherry?
Wow, I actually built a tomato up here.
What the fuck are these pieces?
Watched?
No!
I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it. I need to get this grape out of here. This might
Push it down or ruin everything.
Mmm, yeah, it's lodged.
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Let's see what we got here, please.
I'm only in this right here.
Brand new release people.
Actually releases tomorrow.
All right, let's see here.
Bullies we're getting into this. Did that pin actually work?
Oh, there we go. All right chat I need a audio check. Oh
Yeah, actually before I do this let me turn it up for myself
might be too loud for you guys. I may have fixed it, all right. Let's see, Lucenite?
I
Shall on one
3 spacecrafts, no comms back, at least that's an echelon 4.
Okay, okay.
The sun is forever.
The sun is forever
Oh
Okay, okay, just grows you right in huh
Yeah, how's the audio? I'm actually gonna turn it up on my end, hold up.
I'm gonna turn this up here on my end.
Line in console.
There we go, better. I can turn it up just so I don't have to touch it again.
Yeah, this looks clean right now.
Alright, let's sit here.
Oh, ST is good. Yeah, if you played Returnal, the boss with the organs.
And here he is.
He just tried talking to me.
Dash to dash to the projectiles and beams, and you can dash and jump as well.
resource used for armor alterations and increased proficiency.
Alright, I was just asking that, so that's exactly it.
two three bullets at a time and has an active reload
I missed the door
So that bottom resource is all proficiencies. 65.
Oh, that looks evil.
Okay, okay.
It's like XP shards.
Oh, you can mainly red barriers.
All right, let's see.
How long does this last for?
Consumes your power?
Absorb projectiles with your shield to recharge it.
That's my health on the left.
Oh, we can dash through here
Let's say to absorb the projectiles
See your shield and absorb projectiles to regen your shield
So I can't you let's stop you from holding this forever
I have to consume it
I can like charge rush with the shield.
Oh, you can dash with the shield?
Oh, you can actually dash jump shield it.
And then it pops after a while.
I hit that active reload.
Okay, okay, so this guy's part of the emergency crew team that was sent to go check out the
the planet the other ships left to.
Hang on, easy, bro, the game just started, man.
But thank you, bro, I'm flattered.
I did make games look easy to play.
Thank you, man, thank you.
I appreciate that, bro.
Thank you, man.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
That looked like an artillery blast.
Oh no, it just exploded.
Oh, oh shit.
Solar cage cannot leave area?
Uh-oh, that guy looks evil.
Can I absorb red?
Oh my, I actually might die here.
Hey y'all, what the hell move?
It's over, bro. It's over, man. It's so over, dude. It's so over, man! I keep missing
that shit. The active reload.
I think you could have killed him.
is it actually, are they finished studio?
There it is.
Shaxx, there's my seros.
This game is available tomorrow for April 30th on PS5.
I swear I could have beat him.
He was almost dead if I just healed a little better.
location status. Equipment. Data Bank.
Rest computer.
This is like home base.
Oh.
It is.
Yeah, we just started.
Oh
I need to know that I just made the right decision
It's me boss. Oh, that was her pilot
Haven't seen time since he sabotaged our ship thought he was dead
Just like you.
Wait, how?
How long since the last time the sun died?
Yeah, I am.
I remember seeing the eclipse and then...
The sun died?
Time is good people.
You can come out.
Time.
I do?
Time?
No.
What happened?
Where have you been?
And what did you do nothing I don't know what to tell you K. I it feels like I need just left and Tom jumps me
You left us here. We've lost people. There's there's no way to get home
He's returned to us
That is what matters time for this later Kayla stack go make sure Tarn didn't mess with any other equipment
well Jerome and I
Deal with this
Arjun, there's a Sultari signal out there. It's our best shot at finding the colony
Let's find out people before that signal disappears. I'll follow when you're ready. I'll find them and make sure everyone's safe
Why me? Why don't I have a backup? Am I like the soldier of the group or some shit?
What about you, bro? Let's go together!
What are you gonna do here?
Oh, I'm gonna inspect, uh, the... the stuff.
Jacks?
Some came back. Different. It's been ugly, Archie.
Hmm. Okay.
Charity.
Sorry you had to make that call.
My job is to keep my team alive.
What happens to the crew isn't your fault?
Sultari won't agree.
Half of us gone, and nothing's sure for it.
They won't care once we find the colonists.
We've got you back boss
Boss
All right, let's see what we have here you want me to just head out anything else to talk about if you think the colonists are still alive
We get occasional signals
They stop as soon as they start
There were thousands of the ships before us gotta be some sign of them out there. What about you Jay?
How you holding up?
While I might a bloody hide this place
All right, I'm gonna oh wait, there's others I can speak to as well
I need to know what you were doing out there
What what if what happened at Tarn happens to you? I'm fine Kayla
There's only a few hours days Arjun you were gone for days days
We were supposed to be the support ship but who's gonna help us we help each other
nothing's changed that okay it's good to have you back Arjun thought we'd lost you
I can't believe so many are gone.
They didn't all die.
Some of them changed.
Changed?
What happened to them?
It was different for each of them.
But a lab and beers.
They were so cruel.
It was a mercy when they left.
So, how are you stuck?
Oh, he's the pilot.
Stack Overflow?
Find the echelon colony.
All right, we gotta find the other people who came here on the previous ships
Oh, they said how long to that so far we signal
Actually see where it is on the map main path
He said something about the sun dying when the last eclipse was.
Shattered Rise.
This planet has birds.
What the hell?
Was it in Returnal? Returnal was aliens, but it was more like a, wasn't it like a
planet that we didn't have? It was just like crazy creatures with like alien tech?
This looks like there was a civilization built on this planet.
Let's find that signal and bring back some good news.
I didn't have architecture.
That road and passage is all that's left of us.
They're ready to break.
So this was like a habited planet.
I guess this is a dead civilization planet that they found.
It was in the girl's head.
Was that what it was in Returnal?
Many characters.
It was like a kind of like grief she was dealing with.
Markus and Key.
I kind of forgot the story of that game, but it was kind of like a bit of a psychological...
This is...
It doesn't seem...
psychological yes but also you're on a main mission here okay so blue flag
points to where I gotta go
let's be able to reload my gun
unless you just gotta wait for the hot to reload
Yeah, you can't shoot that.
Alright.
Is this connected to Returnal?
I don't know.
It's same deads.
Gameplay is...
J.
We know anything about this civilization.
Yeah.
I don't know if it is.
Whatever it was.
It's a graveyard now.
But Sontari said there was nothing.
Focus on the rest.
I
Crazy defense here
I don't know what that two means right there
Oh, what is this right here?
Yeah, what's the double error down to?
Oh upgrades
Hold out so all the way down to use your power weapon.
Oh, okay.
Oh, my god.
A little particle of shower.
Ah, yeah.
I feel like a big bacteria.
A little bubble shower.
Oh!
There it is, boys.
World first achievement.
Alright, they're dead.
Oh, is that what that, the bar on the bottom is?
Oh, okay, I don't have that arm of the...
Oh.
They did say this guy was gone from the crew for a while.
He doesn't remember.
Plus 5 resilience, max integrity, weak point damage, reload speed, max integrity, explosion
radius I mean it's any I don't have any
guns range seems pretty good oh so you got to build up your L2
I got through here or probably open it from the other side only melee red doors
I think Aether is health.
There is a drone up there, ow!
What the hell is that?
plus five command plus five power.
That doesn't tell me further what that does.
Is it? Maybe it is a grapple point. Later you get that upgrade.
That looks like something for later too.
It's interesting, you can melee it with a hit or hold it for a shield, so you gotta do
a little bit of power.
Audio log?
Oh, I think I may have had what that one dude had that she had to kill.
Alright, all these blue rectangles are upgrades.
Plus five drive plus a lucenite gain.
I'll take them all.
Oh, it shows all the artifacts I have right here.
Alright, the melee is very strong.
But it was the same in Returnal where the melee was wicked strong.
Oh, what is this?
Eshalon 4.
Eshalon 4!
At the time of 3D Clipsis I found myself again thinking about what I'm going to do next
and I know that none of it is right and that doesn't mean I can't stop it.
This will chew up the Sun and spit it out all over again, and I'll wake up with just memories of a dream
Am I a dreamer or the dream the dream of Kings the dream of my desires unless I'm hungry?
It's so short now the time of wakes a Jerome Lena Arjan Weber finds this. I'm sorry. I can't change any of it now
When a eclipse happens he loses his mind I was the dude the captain killed
I really did. The despair is our only way home, pardon me. But I had to do it.
Tain is the first step on the path.
I found a log at Tom's camp. Didn't sound like him anymore.
What the hell happened when I was gone? Just about everyone lost their damn minds.
Plus 3 drive?
I think drive is literally recoil compensation and missile velocity.
Matches the symbol.
Oh, these doors are open.
Uh-oh.
Oh
Now you see the kind of shit I've been dealing with
They was like a dragon gargoyle
Oh shit
That's a long drop
He dropped a bunch of stuff, but is this special resource for armor alteration?
That seems like a very important resource.
This is on the PS5 Pro.
new weapon. Okay, okay. Well, you can hold the trigger halfway
way down to ult. What the hell? Has that ever been on a Playstation? You can do a half trigger,
left trigger, and it ult fires the gun. Was it like that in Returnal? Oh. Hold on, I'm
Hold on, what's over here?
There seems like there's a couple of different places to go.
I don't remember that.
I see a tower I haven't seen anything like that but the ground keeps shifting each time
I go back out what are you talking about this world might Kakosa keeps changing its mind
Maybe we can find a way to the city.
Big planet, mate.
One thing at a time.
Find the signal.
Alright.
Aether is literally health.
You gotta somehow get to that tower.
Oh, you can actually do a back dash too.
oh yeah
oh
now that all fires are right it's situational
a lot of those gates around but I don't think you can actually gain access to them it looks
like their block. Oh, alright, we got a dash. I think I got a melee. I got a melee of these guys.
I just think I won that.
What's over here? Yeah, melee is very strong.
Oh
Like an execute
Going in melee when they're at 20%
Yeah, I need to come back until I get like a stronger one taking damage generates power
auto target radius oh man seems like it's a good one
the shield catches a lot of particles it doesn't drain energy if you collect a
lot yeah if you just stay collecting it will just stay alive
Okay, okay. Solar cage. Uh-oh. Alright, I'm my missile.
I refuse to die again, bro! What's not happening?
Oh, this guy's got some HGP on him.
Oh my god, I'm alive.
I want to see how much this absorbs.
What?
Ow. Okay, thank you.
Whoa, holy shit, I regained it all.
Oh, so your shield resource is the same?
As your rocket resource
There's a heavy need to regen your shield
blue particles
But then you can just shoot them back with a rocket
I think the nine is my proficiency level that was a big deal in Returnal too
I
You know that a Michelangelo up on this planet man, I like making sculptures
Yo
What is shit I got a crazy artist on the whole
shiny marble like a temple
sample brother I said the same thing brother wait there's like a bunch of
shit here
wait I actually I don't think you can interact with this just yet
No, wait, other side?
Oh god, that was like a massive upgrade.
I just missed.
Uh oh.
Now try your upgrade.
Uh oh.
Multi-Kills generate a lot of power.
Parkers and Key.
Wait.
Oh, I can break these now.
Oh, so now I have a stronger trigger.
Is this the same compo- I think this is the same composer as, uh, Returnal.
Whoa.
What the hell?
Uh-oh
Wait, I just started the Eclipse.
Don't look into the Eclipse in real life, but that's what we can look at.
This one, take it all in, boys.
Don't need for any special glasses.
Think it all in boys. That's what it looks like. Easter eyes.
Our coast has been changed by the Eclipse. Hostiles have become more dangerous and
our fire corrupted projectiles all hallucinate. It has been enriched.
Oh so this is like the hard mode.
get more resource during this time
Another key. Oh, that's new. What is this?
Resilience, max, integrity, static, negator, firing while stationary, deals reduced damage.
do I want that is it worth it so this is where it gives you a fix is bad ones
What is this stuff it's just like a respawn point
whoa whoa what the heck that looks so weird
whoa oh my god this reminds me of
something in real life
oh my god what am I thinking of kids toy
bloody eclipse pissed off the entire world are you okay nothing I can't handle
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that weird metal thing. Yeah, you can like put your hand in it and it like
it's the metal tracer thingy.
Is it like a sketch? I don't know. Is it a sketch? Okay. Wait, there's something up here.
Um, looks like we can somehow go up there.
This looks like that same point, but I can't.
I don't think it was an Etruscans, that was the other thing.
There's a way up there, I just don't know how to get there.
Is there actually an area?
Oh yeah, oh my god.
Almost ended the run.
Oh, this is kind of hidden here, you gotta always look at your map.
Something just reached at me.
Smart rifle versus the tactical rifle.
Oh, I'll take this one.
It's way better.
What the hell?
I'm way better.
What the hell? I'm way better.
Okay, does...
Okay, so the red means what I'm on, what floor? All right, it doesn't mean I didn't explore it.
Yeah, red means...
Although I started just said there is an area that I missed down that way.
Overlord. I never went to the Overlord down there.
I wonder if I can go back.
Might be too late.
Yeah.
Unless that was the locked door.
Oh, you don't die from falling once.
You just take damage.
Confirmed.
X-Facepoint Serious Chat, panel down below, check it out, now you know if you fall you
don't die-die.
Just take a little damage, you're welcome.
Yeah, this weapon's insane, I wonder if everybody gets it, initially.
This thing blows everything up.
I must get something later that lets me get up these areas because I can't access them
right now.
That was a little overkill I think.
I did not need to use my missile on that.
I was missing all those melee hits.
Yeah, all these blue is most likely grapple areas
you get later.
Okay.
Then from here, side path, main path, okay.
This marks the side path.
Pressure, deal reduced damage, what a low integrity.
Okay, so just don't be at...
Shall I go down the side path?
Just don't be a low HP.
There's a lava lava one on echelon 4
Day 5 on carcosa
A LABA!
Left the others behind
They've been useless
Since Billy's died
They're blind to what's right in front of them
A treasure trove of technology
The value behind anything projected in a lucenite venture
No one said what happened to they lad
For good reason
The bloke's poison mate
Bloody stale tiring suits. You think he's alive. Don't know. Don't care.
Oh, that's a lot. I don't want that. It was a better, uh, pistol, but mine's better. Tactical.
I'm honestly gonna stick with the smart rifle. I am sticking with this for sure.
What the heck, main path, main path?
Is this triangle the last place I just was or something?
What is that telling me right there?
And then you go look here and it shows there's nothing.
What is this triangle?
Side path?
Oh, it means, oh, that's an item drop.
Oh, okay.
Maximum armor integrity? Nice.
I will upgrade that.
Just simple upgrade.
Okay, I just took a lot of unnecessary damage.
Getting hit with corrupted projectiles causes corruption, buildup, corruption diminishes
the max integrity of your armor.
Oh shit, you don't want to get hit with that.
I think this is still Eclipse time.
I can use my key here.
Key area is just a lot of loot.
Pressure deal, we're just gonna run at low integrity.
Oh damn, that actually is what that corruption is, what makes it so it gets way more difficult.
Unless there's a corruption remover, you're screwed.
Ah, we gotta get this one.
Yeah, cause now the Aether is not going to even heal me anymore.
The audio is long.
She wants me back out on the ridge
She talks like it's just routine, but I see the girl in her eyes
She thinks there's a dead sentence
Maybe she's right
We're not equipped to deal with those things out there
Just support him
But I don't know I feel good, you know feel like I'm supposed to be
Good stead
Oh
Okay, you just threw me right into this
Have you fall-take fall damage?
Oh god.
I'll take it.
Give me all the effects so I can handle it.
Make me powerful.
I'll deal with it.
I just need to not fall.
There's another side path here.
Okay, I need another power that lets me-
I need to upgrade on my melee.
Yeah, but this game is a whole different story than Returnal, so I mean it doesn't follow...
This is like different IP, similar gameplay, but it's own story.
I actually prefer that over a sequel half the time.
That's a very holocache.
Hello, Dash.
Yeah, I kind of prefer anthologies over sequels.
Sometimes a sequel, it really depends, increases dash cooldown, that sucks.
Inventory full?
Oh wait.
Oh.
Oh, I maxed them out.
Oh.
Oh, this is my build.
I can't like salvage it or anything, it just stays there.
Really?
I cannot make that jump.
Yeah, I'm on the PS5 Pro right now.
This is a PS5 exclusive.
Fall damage!
Ah!
Oh, right here.
I think I can dash right at the end to avoid fall damage.
Oh, alright upgrade 17 proficiency smart rifle
Okay, okay
Oh, this looks like hey you need to die now
I love so you need to die now
Residue of Biomass? Uh-oh.
Am I going down there?
Am I going up?
What do you mean Biomass?
Oh.
Oh boss.
Nope, this is boss.
This is osu!
Wait, what?
Oh!
This is a fast travel point.
LOL.
Ahhhhhh.
I missed the side path and a couple of other things.
I miss the side path and a couple of other things.
I just need to keep going.
I'm close, Jake.
Uh-oh.
All right, so all these are useless now.
All these?
Unless I get a gun.
Oh, I need this.
I need this.
Unless I got a gun.
Oh.
I need this.
What's the catch?
No.
Oh, oh, oh yeah.
Yup.
What the hell is that?
That's a weird bird.
Oh my God.
Is this guy taking any damage from this?
Oh shit.
Oh, no.
Three more health bars, by the way.
Uh-oh.
Oh, he's down near to ads now.
Oh, he dropped HP.
If I can make it?
Oh my God, what the fuck?
I think he takes damage after you kill all these little people please.
It goes into like a vulnerable stave.
I need more HP here, please.
This is new.
What the hell is this?
Is this just locking me into a position?
Oh, shit.
Oh, you're kidding.
I'm so dead.
Alright, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead!
One tap.
Oh my god.
Holy shit, man.
That was kind of sick, dude.
First boss.
Okay.
Prophet?
Not anymore.
I think I found another tunnel system.
Oh, yeah, bro.
I just found a freakin' bird alien.
This is something unpleasant.
I think I found another tunnel system.
Oh yeah bro, I just found a freaking bird alien!
This is something unpleasant.
But I'm on my way down now.
Oh yeah man, everything is in there, I found a tunnel.
Like I'm so buffed I don't want to die but it is the nature of the roguelike
Okay, this is like a very- Okay, well hold up, so this, this planet.
All right, this civilization, humans didn't colonize this and make all this.
This planet was like this.
So these people here were very, they were sophisticated.
Wait, return to passage.
I don't want to do this.
I want to to see where it goes.
Where is the passage?
I don't know.
Yeah these guys built this shit, this is their engine, B-12, hit the ignition, whole
It turns on oh wait I can't even go here main path. I need a return
Yeah, he didn't say that
I don't know and I don't have time to figure it out as he came around to put you together.
You're a report.
Now.
I found something.
In the ruins.
It brought me back here.
That's all I know.
This network was closed to me before.
I'm guessing. Establishing the interface.
Carbon Fiber AI.
This technology is now sold to our property. A bonus has been allocated for your discovery.
I don't give a damn about the bonus primary, I need to get back out there.
Then we are aligned and force the demolition.
I have leaked our cartography to the ancient network.
the device and follow the path you opened follow the path you opened examining the
ancients usage of teleportation is vital to sort our interests find other nodes
and activate them you sure this tech is safe to use profit analysis deems the
risk acceptable proceed enforcer Devron oh man why is it always profit
Speak with primary, open primary, spend resources collected during cycles to
unlock alterations. These are armor matrix nodes which permanently upgrade your
abilities. Oh so this is like straight up.
Okay this is kind of basic. Your armor capacity has been upgraded. Oh and then
And so these are both resources.
Armored magicians and plethora of different upgrades.
Select the next one by tilting our cursor.
Okay.
Adrenaline levels in common, related bonuses.
Maximum armor shield capacity, power weapon usage,
lucidite gain to allow faster proficiency upgrading.
I can't go power build.
I'm going power build.
Wherever I see blue, I'm gone.
Straight down the path.
Shield capacity, power.
Let's go.
Unlocking certain powerful alterations
requires a rare material called Halcyon.
We have that.
Shield can now trap and drop power
from corrupted projectiles.
That sounds strong as hell.
Oh, so the increased proficient by one to gain higher level weapons.
How much is this?
Key junctions in the armatures are blocked by Overlord nodes.
Unlock these, you must dispatch the power for Overlords who gatekeep Herkosa.
Oh, so you have to actually kill the boss in order to get the node, which I already
did.
a second chance on death. Less Loose Knight lost on death, I'm not gonna die. Maximum
armor integrity, power weapon usage. That was a lot of upgrades, all these upgrades on one
of the runs. This whole tree just buffed the shit out of me.
Regulations supersede commander Bouchard, Sultari isn't here. That's why they sent us. I am primary. I am Sultari.
Oh God. The evil AI.
It's always the corpo AI man! When you're in the player hub it zooms the camera in.
I haven't rested since.
I just keep seeing his eyes when I sleep.
I see them too. That bold yellow.
I still haven't captured the color properly.
Whatever helps you process it, I guess.
I'll just want some damn sleep.
Oh wait, they did establish a colony, so initially they did.
I know, superior.
What do you think happened to them?
Builders, I don't know. I just hope you learned that before it happens to us. It won't
I won't let it whatever they were
They built things we could only dream of if they couldn't survive. How can we we can use what they left behind
their weapons their resources
That's exactly what Soltari wants from us. To be their guinea pigs.
Oh, you signed up, right? You're here. You're like one of ten humans.
Is there any way I could join you out there? I feel like I'm rocking in here.
No, not until we know more. What happened to the colonists? Who built that sage?
A city?
Well, we don't know anything about it.
The city gleaming, rising, screaming, stacked.
What do you want about it?
I have seen it, heard it, like a dream far beyond these walls.
Maybe, um, maybe you should get some rest.
Captain.
Anything yet?
Still searching, but I spotted a winged creature. Nothing like the others.
How could Soltari miss so much?
Fair little profit with the Lucenite extraction.
Yeah, we all knew they'll cut a corner to save a buck.
But Carcos is a big investment.
Yeah, they definitely threw everything at it.
Three ships are colonists and then asked to clean up the mess, obviously.
If Lucenites even have the energy source they say it is,
How badly it's needed back home, but leave it to primary to manage those odds
Of course
Loosen I they need the oil next time I hear about it. It had better be dead
Copy that
Lady do we know what we're up against? Did you it's a crazy vulture?
Is there no more dialogue here? They're still yellow unless yellow is just all the NPCs objective
Oh, it's marked, but open primary and use word dial to teleport to ancient depths.
Oh, these are all audio logs, our text logs, and our main base.
What is this over here?
primary and personnel
All right, let's see so you work for a company called Sultari and you
There is a cruise sent here to colonize and mine the planet and
three different ships got here and then all communications were lost and you're part of the
the rescue team and you're kind of just seeing everything go to shit in front of you world dial
shattered rise ancient depths okay so that's what I got so I have put that I can go back to
shattered rise and get some of the stuff I missed oh there's two Halcyons I missed here
So now we're in the main mining hub of Lucenite.
Portal open.
Ah, I see, I see, alright.
Oh yeah, there's another guy in the back. Oh yeah, the other dude
Or was he was he upstairs
All right, I think there's a lot of audio logs I could talk to him later
Damn, Instaport.
I'm assuming I have the same gun. Do I keep the same gun?
Smart rifle 5, it resets it of course.
Oh, so there's a colony prior to
the Carosa or whatever they're called.
So there is other humans here before I'm assuming.
I can't tell there's not a mark to say if this is a side path or not, but I think it
is.
I can always come back.
Can I actually break this?
I don't have what I need.
Where's our Carcassan key?
We need those often?
Aether generates power.
weapon.
Oh!
This seems like a decent weapon.
I see the gate.
way to the console. I got all twisted up down here. Not sure. Alright, I'm on it. Oh my
god. Objective updated. Okay, depth vault devices. Oh yeah, the all fire is a vertical
shot. There's a neat glimpse right there.
Oh! What the hell? What the hell is that? That kind of looks like the proppest.
Power melee max integrity
I
Looked like that was a jump that
Smoked him.
Picked him something.
A shining, golden, real world in awe.
We have followed him to the ends of the world.
Except for Delroy.
I've never seen so much hate in all my life.
When does she record this?
Meta-Dosa, come off it.
Matthew was here.
That's all the classes said.
Upgrade? Upgrade into an upgrade? Yeah, hold on. There's like 50 paths to go now. Hold on, hold on.
How could a civilization capable of that just disappear?
Damn, they're as confused.
Extra-Log 3 was here.
What did you find?
A research log.
They were studying the ancient tech.
Means they weren't busy dying right away.
That's good news.
Oh, so humans weren't the previous Uninvented Men.
The first human civilization was the Carcura's people.
Was this the way forward? Oh, that's the boss gate, and then there's a side path that I need to somehow get to.
That's the side path. There's a way up. I don't know how to get there.
They're probably dead.
Don't say that.
Uh-oh.
I'm not a huge fan of shotguns in this game,
but in these type of games,
they're too risky.
That's all I got.
Wow, I already took a shit ton of damage.
Yeah, I really need another gun.
I do not like this.
It's a good gun, but mm-hmm.
Nope.
I need some Aether badly.
Is there a shoot at me?
Oh, there's something pulsing on the other side.
That looks like I can make this.
I would rather take a lower proficiency hand cannon.
Yes, indeed.
I got a key.
Randomly go all the way back around, even though I need to go the other way.
That's the blue mean.
Ah, yeah, of course.
Wait, ricochet hand cannon, a ruptor.
A ruptor's better.
A ruptor's way better.
I should jump back up there is a path over there to go and I just kind of went the other way
really I can't go back what's that hell that's the secondary
Alright, nice, nice.
Oh, there's another guy over here.
Oh my, no way.
Ow, dammit man.
Oh, I think the Illuminite disappeared.
Any news for passage?
Armory's online. That's a choice word for me.
Kaila should've kept him in the box, hey?
I bet Sharon thought about giving him up.
Oh my god!
We have here melee kills drop more lucenite I'm not I don't want that I don't want that
Tack rifle I'll take the tack rifle
Another horde shotgun nope
nope nope nope
minus one drive minus two power max integrity plus that doesn't seem bad
it's a lot of integrity
and I'm going power build it's a lot of integrity
Yep, worth it, upgrade.
Whoa, is that full HP?
Oh, nice.
Alright.
after the shark and incident I got to keep my HP up for the boss
as I get hit now
again
you're kidding
All right, these things actually hurt, man, these actually, these kind of hurt right now.
I'm gonna just run, I'm gonna, oh yeah, I can't go here.
So some side paths are blocked off because I need the grapple upgrade or whatever lets
me grapple off of those blue points.
Damn, there's HP there too. Yeah, this is on the PS5 Pro, and I have the PSS-R on, which is like PlayStation's DLSS.
I don't know if this is the first game to ever use that.
Not the first? Oh.
Soon enough, the extraction will be back on track.
Another key.
Some paths are not marked like that red door was not marked
That's just too damaged to me or just pop my shield
I only found my shield, right?
What the hell is that?
What?
are you kidding me right now wait I got a second chance I got a second chance I
got that buff yep yeah I was just showing the feature off yes second
chance very nice okay you get that just wanted to see the work I got it
New talent point, the words, the words, yep, the burn.
There it is.
I have a key for this.
Oh, I had no key.
Zero deaths? Zero deaths? That looks like it's totally breakable. Which it is. Resilience,
max integrity. Very nice, very nice. I don't know how many bosses are in this game. We
killed one so far. It's like a... what the hell is this? It looks like I'm about to be
It's a teleport.
Whoa.
Have you found back to passage? I'm gonna need it when you find me.
It's some kind of teleporter. Alien tank.
You just have to mess with everything you find, don't you?
But I'm low on supplies. So anyway back, I'll bloody take it.
Raise this adrenaline level. Wait, what is adrenaline in this game?
We're movie clips barrier. Oh, I'm back here. I'm back.
Oh, we're doing this. Uh-oh.
Jay, I'm gonna try something. I think it's the only way.
Jay!
They used their sun and he clips the sun.
Oh my god, alive!
I
Are we trolling
Where are you arch? I'm on my way staying with me. Do I want this? No.
said ride in passage burn but not bleed it ladies want to make okay oh
lucenite game no I don't want it even though lucenite game it's kind of
needed
They need something else to die.
It's weird.
Looks like they absorbed something.
I think I'm wrong.
Attribute, enhance here, command. Oh, he just dropped the plus one.
That's like they're absorbing my bullets or something.
It's like a blue orb, and I can't absorb those, they're just going to stay there.
I desperately need a large aether drop. I am so dead. I'm pretty sure I'm one tap.
Get a little bit.
Uh-oh.
what the hell is that all you get a fight in this playfield
You're kidding bro, you're kidding bro, you jumped up the last minute.
There's the Illuminite. Every night with the Illuminite just like attracted to you,
you had some sort of magnetism that would be very nice but you got to kind of go
collect it or else it disappears
maybe maybe you upgrade it later because one of the mechanic one of the
upgrades was that disappears not as fast plus for a drive by section weaker
Aether. Leaker Aether, so my heals aren't as nice.
Oh, increased dash, cooldown plus 4. Okay, I'll take that.
Should I try the pistol?
I don't understand what the all fire is.
I don't get it. I don't see what the difference is.
A lot of these dudes you can melee with red, it's like they're a one tap.
So, a little hesitancy go in, but if you catch them you can one tap them real quick.
Oh no, so I can use my key here.
Oh!
Whoa, marksman hand cannon?
This just shoots like a heavy shot out.
High-resonator does reduced damage, plus 4 resilience.
So you can... what if...
Oh no, as soon as he unscubes.
See how much damage that does.
Oh, if you have full HP, that turns into a boost and I...
I don't want the shot in here.
are you serious right now?
It's just a full HP, bro.
It was bad. It's almost like 6 to 7 hits you're dead. Maybe even 5. Man, I just full HP'd.
Okay
I guess the cool thing about this weapon is it has like three
three missile shots
save save a little bit a little bit of HP right there okay okay
I made it.
No.
Hold on, I'm going to connect this lumenite, Jay.
Hold on!
J! Hold on! J! Hold on, J! Let me just collect these shit and reel it down, J!
I swear I can get this.
Is there a jump pad? Oh my god, there's a jump pad right there. I did not see that.
Oh my god.
I have to do some parkour.
I am a wrong.
Yeah.
What's your status?
Oh, we're back. We're back. The main door is open.
Come in.
I don't want that.
Oh. HP HP.
Whoa.
What the hell is this?
Bastion?
What the heck?
That was red bad?
What is this red doing?
Oh, it blows up if you stand on it for a long time.
What the hell man?
Whoa!
What the hell bro?
Oh my god, I pressed the wrong button, I'm so dead.
Oh, I'm so dead.
I'm confused wasn't it blue particles I should have been able to absorb that oh my shit to
So my shield run out.
Death penalty, 50%.
Dude, I failed.
My friends die, and all we can do is leave them on a slide.
I'm sorry, Hannah. As soon as we can, we'll give everyone we lost the service they requested in their file.
Then we know what happened to Tom.
The primary's autopsy didn't turn up any abnormalities. No unexpected bacteria, no viruses.
You saw his eyes. Something took his mind. And any one of us could be next.
whatever it was we are safe in here you don't know that safe is relative this is
the best we got
this is the best we got are you kidding me
This.
Alright, well I gotta go back.
Jay is still fighting for his life.
Let me upgrade myself, might as well I'm here.
Maybe the blue build is not that good
Aether is more effective
Resilience more integrity after a second chance revival. Oh that I want
I could go up this way and try to grab that later
uh speak open
all right let's go again here oh so i guess there's five worlds then huh
this is different
all of this
there was a woman
woman with a gun
You can't be here. You're not safe here. You're going to die. You're not near by mind. I
Tried to tell her about my friend
We had everything we needed
I'm happy you were
But she didn't understand
I buried the gun beneath the tree
20 miles from here
Wait, so I can instantly eclipse this?
And it makes the whole level a harder difficulty, unless I can do it right to the map, because
I still want a new weapon and maybe a higher proficiency wouldn't be bad.
That does make the hostiles a bit stronger.
Just don't be at low integrity.
Yeah I don't think I can fight the boss with this gun.
Okay.
Damn!
That's a tough jump.
I might take the side past just to heal up.
get a better gun. I'm not as well.
Oh, that was kind of a bad uh-oh.
Taking damage, jams the gun.
Weapon recoil, more HP.
Yeah, that recoil is a significant increase.
I'm trying to level up.
Really wants me to get that horde shotgun.
I don't like it.
Not a fan.
Oh, I did the same thing where I missed it.
Uh-oh.
Shit, I gotta fight in his arena.
Yeah, this recoil is insane!
I mean, this can be safe.
Oh, if you hold L1, he has like a super speed.
resumes. Auto hit enabled, there it is.
and
Alright, let's see.
I guess I gotta kill the boss now.
I missed the way forward.
Is there a way up?
What do we have here?
This gun actually kills.
That's unfortunate. I don't know what just hit me. Damn.
Now no full HP here, but that's all good.
I think at the end, hit me man.
Another key.
I know I hit me there.
Taking damage from the jams weapon.
I might regret this.
my affixes are kinda shitty
Oh
My god, dude, you're kidding you're kidding
That is so sad
I
Particles it's so nice
All right, I don't think I can do this map
This next boss is actually kind of a cluster of many things happening on the screen
All right a little HP back
The throne, the first and last king, I said I'd find it.
And I wanted to help.
All I ever wanted to do was help.
You're kidding.
No, enough.
The throne is for me.
And it glaces.
Dude, oh my god!
Rip all the HP back. Rip all the HP!
Oh, body, body, body!
Body, body!
Body!
Weak or Aether? I don't want that.
Just don't fall, just don't fall.
You're joking, bro.
What a snipe.
maybe up to the boss here seems sketchy okay that's nice that's nice
Oh
Oh my god, he dropped such a good weapon too.
Oh yeah, we got a boss killer gun.
We got a boss killer.
tonight that's what saltari calls this resource but that name does not capture its glory i can
make this world possible it made them wonderful were they so magnificent it was created for them
get the shore look down on them with splendor and shine it's bounty on cork post that
You're kidding, I think you spawned and just shut that out.
This thing's back.
What the hell?
That's a sick hole.
What the hell? That's a sick... Oh!
Oh, this is the best gun.
That is gonna sick.
I don't even do any damage.
I guess some type of debuff.
What specifically?
I'm not sure.
But it looks like a blue debuff.
Yeah, is it a damage over time?
Is that what it is?
I'm shopping man.
What are you doing dude?
I should do a little reduced damage, but at low integrity.
Just don't get low integrity.
That's always the case.
Smart rifle 17.
Oh my god, it's the best game in the game
Yes, this is actually the best game in the game. I am very ready for the boss now
No excuses
Oh, and this has the same alt-fire.
I don't think I'm supposed to be here yet.
There's a lot of unnecessary damage there, this is one blue thing, never looted it, oh
it's a command attribute enhancer?
I am, this is PS5 Pro, I am, this is, yes.
That was a little bit of an exclusive.
I gotta jump up and kill that guy up there. I gotta mail in him.
I actually fell down.
Oh, and this guy dropped HP! Save!
I have a lot of corruption on me, so I can't regen the rest of my HP.
Oh
I
I'm
double H3.
Nice.
Chad, this was Sarah.
Thank you, Sony PlayStation for sponsoring this segment here.
We're gonna continue fourth here, people.
Let's see what we have here.
Is my corruption gone?
I think I rid of my corruption.
I don't know what, but I'm full HP now.
Get rid of that low integrity.
Alright, let's see, let's see.
I'm back.
Oh, overtime in this fierce.
Ah, dude, start it off and shit on me!
Wow, you went right into that, huh?
Really?
What the fuck is he doing?
What the hell?
Oh my god.
I didn't know there was an ad base.
What?
What the hell dude?
I'm so dead.
What the hell dude?
I'm so dead.
come on buddy
I
Yeah
There it is boys, there it is.
Let's update what's your room
They spawn all of these in the area of the Luminite and then all disappeared
Okay, Jerome
Very nice very nice
Jaren!
A French callin' Jareem!
Jareem, are you alright, Jareem?
Alright, what the fuck? I messed up, hold up.
There we go.
Just force ended the run scripted death
Who's there someone not so lost as you you don't know anything about me
Where is he?
Lena.
We thought you were dead.
No. Just done with being a sultry pawn.
That doesn't mean I won't help a fellow enforcer.
Really?
Wish I could have helped Jackson.
Where is he?
Just found pieces of him.
He should have been more careful.
Come on.
I should have been that way.
You wanna do right by Jerome?
Focus on the living.
He's dead?
Come back with me.
We need you.
No way.
I'm done with Soltari.
You let them keep thinking I'm dead.
Unless you want your secrets out too.
Where's the team?
You left them before I did.
We're not searching for your lady.
Stay quiet about me, and I won't tell them about Nydia.
Is that how it's going to be?
Soltari would call that a conflict of interest.
They'd tighten your leash real quick.
I'd like to see them try.
You and me both.
We got our own business here.
And Soltari don't need to know.
Okay, whatever this thing on my back is is transforming
All right, we won't tell them we won't tell that crazy AI
He's dead now wait, I'm here
So hallucination that lady's not real
All these years, everything we saw together, I never thought it'd be you first. Goodbye,
Jay.
I don't know how to return to the surface.
Strayed locked container
Actually at the backtrack usually there's a mark telling me to do it
Unless you go back through here
And near where he is yeah, this is where I got this is where I passed out
Lodge wouldn't be saying this if I thought we'd see each other again.
Just appear and into your own head again
Sword it out cover
Figure out what you find before before this place into your life
You see
Well, he did because you're a connect collecting Illuminate
He was fighting some crazy motherfucker
Discover echelon signal origin is it harder than return all
There's some sequence. Oh echelon three any love signs
Well, I think the environment design is sick in this game, I like it, it's very nice.
The old colony.
This is a full colony build out, they have to be around here.
Wait, may I object to?
I have to go this way.
oh shit what's your favorite top ramen brand and nissen or whatever it's
on
National on their core a primary data core critical sort of poverty it can give us answers
Kayla will know how to access it
Ah, pretend to passage.
Oh, so that's what that lady is.
She can figure out what's going on here.
That's usually what they do in video games, bro.
This will never come out on PC.
Sony went back.
Come on, come on.
Why did you...
What have you got?
These things take time.
Okay, it's from echelon 2.
So I'm an amateur, diagnostics, nothing really spicy there.
But it hasn't locked any activity.
Centuries.
Thank you, Miss. This is a newly established colony.
Can't make the eclipse follow protocol, Sheridan. Time is broken here, okay?
They're all dead.
This is what it does it gets in our heads and it twists and it turns
They're here they need us I can't let them I can't let them down
Oh, they're all dead, dude.
Use primary to return to shattered descent, speak with.
Calm down, Devraj. We need to calibrate.
I'm going back out. I need to find them.
The situation's changed. I'll find us a new plan.
No. I don't buy it. Something scrambled the data. That's all.
It's possible, but we need to figure out our next steps.
Primary won't want us to wait.
I'm in charge here. If I can't count on you, Arjun, then go.
No. Chase your ghosts.
Oh!
Just got a point.
Is Kayla down here?
Is she?
Is she back up?
The fate of the colonists is secondary.
Harnessing her coast's resources remains the priority.
Oh, I'm not giving up on them.
Your deposits of Lusonite brain value to Sotary.
Continue your search if it yields new discoveries.
Aw man!
Yeah, it's first she's up there, how do I access that unless I gotta go around this way?
What the hell?
There you are.
This is the least of our concerns.
I know.
Hey.
Whatever keeps you down, Sebastian.
What is that for you, Orton?
Who's growing a weed on the planet finishing the mission keeping people safe
Keeping people safe
Wait
Is he saying I've everybody I know has died is he is he insinuating that I don't keep anybody safe
How goes the search my friend
Here roadblock the others think it's hopeless now
You nothing's changed for me
You know I don't just let things go
The man who believes he will land safely from even the highest fall it's commitment
Sebastian
Not delusion well
I wish you luck
Yeah, I think he's his all point is he wants to save his life. He doesn't care about anybody else
What's in here? I want to go in there where the fuck is where is everybody?
They stack over here the golden Sun the fading Sun stack Arjun you buy in this that were
too late to help them this world as a plan for us all what are you talking about why
I'm worn yesterday when we have tomorrow glorious tomorrow
room
Hi before I go in here, what is this tree?
Oh
Stop okay, we're in America
Back at the club
What?
Reputations.
The night entry.
Oh
Yeah, we're gonna go there in a second. I'm just gonna get grab a drink
All right, come on, man.
Denied again.
All right, whatever.
We were going in there, bruddaa.
Lost and lost reputations.
No.
I don't care about them anymore.
I don't go to the club anymore.
I don't do that anymore.
to the club anymore. I don't do that anymore.
It was a club addict.
I'm out of your log, no.
Oh my god, Jay. Everybody's, everybody's there for the letter of their first name.
Jerome.
I tried to help.
Jerome Jackson.
Is that what JJ Abrams' name is?
Jerome Jackson's Abram?
It's not right.
We made the damn Coke Zero Emo, man.
What the hell is that, dude?
Oh, yeah, non-zero.
Come on, man!
That emote's old? Oh it is? I've never seen it.
This guy just passes out and wakes up nowhere. Maybe that's what he meant. Maybe, maybe, maybe
because he was at the club and he was like no more.
So maybe he was a drunk and he used to just pass out and wake up in random locations.
It's a lot of these games. It's a lot of these style games are psychological.
Maybe he was a drunk.
Oh, there she is.
But is your choice to me?
They're out there I feel it I
Know it the data is clear Arsha. I'll give up if you want but I won't
No, I'm ah
The upper
Wait, I can't operate use primary to shatter descent colony. I can't operate
Brother. Oh, yes I can. What the fuck am I talking about?
Percussion modifiers allow you to change the nature of your experience.
Protection modifiers assist you while trauma files make your journey more challenging.
Oh, this is where you can start modifying the game?
But why?
What does this give you?
Do you get more...
I'm assuming you get more...
You get more shit, right?
Do you get more Illuminite?
What if you do no modifiers and just play it, modifier, like pretend they don't exist?
I see what they do, but I don't yeah, what if I just don't modify it and just stay balanced
Yeah, we're gonna go no modifier run is we're gonna do we're gonna do something unconventional
That's hard mode oh wait you can't can I not boost up here
Are you kidding me you get it wow that was pointless that was a waste that's one artifact
I'm going heavy command. Mailing a staggered hostile and stagger but deals massive damage.
Aether Effectiveness
Adrenaline Level, Hostiles Drop, Extra Lucenite
Star Cycle with a key
This is just pure All Stats
Oh, those are expensive
Okay
Yeah, I'm just gonna go Modify or less play through
So the whole crew thinks everybody's fucking dead and we're fucked cuz now
we're the last crew we're the emergency crew here to see who's left on the
colony but no one's coming for us. So the whole crew thinks we're fucking dead.
This guy the main character thinks his wife is still alive.
Everyone, the whole crew's in despair.
That's the gist.
Oh, I got it now.
Oh, nice.
I got it now.
That was big after it.
I was wondering what was going to happen.
I got it.
I was wondering when you got that games that have like clearly like this game does that
thing where clearly you're going to get enough for it but you're just waiting for it.
I guess God awarded that to you.
She just said the Saras. She said the name of the game.
The Saros is decreasing. Is that the time between eclipses?
Is that actually what- Is Saros a real word?
Does Saros actually mean the time between eclipses?
A period of 3,600 years is the Ceros.
Series of eclipses separated by a Ceros period in astronomy, the Ceros is the length of time
covering exactly 223 synodic months, 18 years, 11 days, 8 hours.
And actually this isn't ever the same lunar phase, no no no, it may be as great as Eclipse's
of the Sun and Moon.
One Saros period after Eclipse, the Sun, Earth and Moon returned to approximately the same
relative geometry in your straight line.
I never knew that.
I never knew this was Saros actually man.
All those fucking planet alignment and all this shit that seems deep as fuck and here
we are just typing shit online.
Just another made up word.
How the hell do you go up here, wait a minute.
It ain't that deep, it feels, it feels like it is.
I'm lost.
Fuck, that shit.
Yeah, all words are made up.
Yeah, what the heck?
Did I come from here?
There's literally a blue mark right there telling me to...
Was there not a blue mark right there?
Anything else important in the locks?
They stuck a lot.
Is there any sign of actual fire?
Negative.
Oh wait, we're going right into Eclipse mode? Alright.
I know it says going Eclipse mode makes the levels more difficult,
but why not keep it in Eclipse?
Whoa!
Okay!
This is the best world in the game so far.
Shattered descent.
Oh, shit.
Ow!
Oh, this grapple makes the gameplay so much smoother, just like waiting to actually use
the ability.
Sometimes they drop upgrades, which is nice.
Yeah, this isn't the best level in the game so far.
This is nice.
Oh, we got more health?
Thank you.
We got a key here.
Reruptor hand cannon.
I'm going to stick with this even though the proficiency is lower.
I'm gonna stick with this.
This is drawing us in.
Wait, if you stare at it, what the fuck?
Hey, hey, yeah, hey, what?
Well, I bet no one you this happened
I bet no one knew this should happen
I bet no one knew that happened if you stare at the fucking eclipse world first
First.
Now what it does.
It is unfortunate this isn't coming out on PC.
Honestly, this game's gameplay with a keyboard mouse.
The flow state is so fucking nice.
This, I'm fumbling the controls a bit because I'm on the controller, but oh, return all
PC was so good. You felt like you were in full control of your character just fucking shitting on everything. It was so nice.
I mean, I get me wrong. It's still a great game, but...
You see? So good.
Oh, I never explored the other path fully. I kinda wish I did.
It's not your wife, dude. She's dead, bro. Weaker, Aether? Oh, you can redraw now. Oh,
this is new. I was wondering if I was able to do that. Worth. I live on the effect sucks.
I didn't know you're in... wait, what's this guy?
What?
What have you been eating?
Calls me the city calls you to I can sense it
Let me share this one with you
Wait I get from who you say get from yellow
Tell me you're talking about the yellow paint there
Wait what
Okay, I am a lot more powerful now
No!
Massive upgrade.
I have like an insane go-to-ask move and I don't know what determines when I can use it.
It's just as it's ready and I have a new purple bar that I have not noticed until now.
Is the purple bar when I can use that move?
Eventually I get the power to make that orange go away.
Nope, stick with the smart rifle.
God will have done themselves his thing as a Lord I'll forget. I'll recall this and I'll try to forget.
I know you're still here. You'd never give up. Remember more.
Cerys is based on a real story of the king in yellow.
About a guy on a planet who has amnesia and is looking for his wife.
I'm part of an emergency crew.
What the hell is that?
waiting for me
got a cross there here
oh shit we're getting closer to the tower
Maybe back on earth like AI is way stronger because they listen to the fucking they don't dare
disrespect the AI on board as just part of the salaried company everything above the mission
They said everything about the crew is they're here to gather the resources the
lucenite that was energy all right boys it is not looking too hot here guys
They're shooting a shit out that should not be shot out
I have no armor. I'm on the verge of death. I think one hit and I'm dead.
And there's gonna be more battles here. Uh-oh.
Skullwork shotgun? It's a new shotgun.
god damn the shotguns are beefy in this game but uh uh beefy shotguns
if i was on pc i'd use the shotgun because i could shotgun melee shotgun melee i just
don't have good controller movement to do that i'm gonna get hit trying to do it
One T, oh, weaker Aether.
I'm sticking with this gun.
Let's see how much proficiency makes a difference.
And if it's like Returnal, it makes a kind of a difference.
Oh, this is the first time I found the Nightmare Strand.
Oh, I think the Nightmare Strand is like your, oh, like a lore spot.
You go back you plug in a PlayStation mouse keyboard into the PlayStation 5 yeah
but I don't know if there's native support I'm approaching
surviving and every turn earns lucrative rewards and restores your second
Increases all incoming damage to integrity uh-oh is this like a challenge
Level 8 weapon by the way whoa
You're kidding, bro. You're kidding. I swear that just went around the wall. Wait, doesn't
this restore it if I survive so whatever
oh my level 23 attack rifle upgrade if I survive
of
Okay, okay! Is that different young here? Oh, it's the same area. Okay, I'm still...
I'm literally one-tap and it's not over yet.
And there's no heals.
Unless that is the end.
Nope.
All right, JJ.
Actual, JJ.
Oh
Are you serious right now?
Oh
You're kidding dude, absolute shit melee damage
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do that.
Oh my god, that's a no damage.
nice armor integrity upgrades increase maximum power key right was that
everything and I think I got my second death back you can use melee and go for
it but then no it's too separate key it's too separate it's hold R1 or press R1
wait you can go back and do it again I know I just realized what does this two
what's the number down below I've not noticed what that even is
what does the two mean
is that my adrenaline
Oh my god, saved!
I tried every one of their lights for another night with her.
Everybody died, bro.
Everybody's dead, brother.
This game is very disparaging, like everybody's fucked.
The whole world is fucked.
No one's coming to save our crew.
Mission failed.
We're stuck on this alien planet.
Debt, we're just waiting for death.
I guess we have a gist of the game.
What the hell is this?
The damn puzzle?
What am I supposed to do there?
Is this a puzzle?
I can't tell if it is.
It looks like maybe I need to like I don't know
Really really
of
Having a... maybe even open the doors.
Previous log.
Yeah
What?
Oh, I got that HP bag. Nice. Alright, during that challenge, it was clearly worth it.
He's not like being kited.
there it is boys. there it is. there it is.
the one HP. I need to get across to the city. Bridge interface
the exit. Circus required. Where do I find one?
Power signature detected in March and March
I need a data I need a core and beyond the descent now
See a swamp ahead
and a down
Can't even describe the creatures here
Imagine weapons we could turn them into
Oh
Something else
Something in the eclipse
It's
Oh God the eclipse on the planet hit every human lose their minds
Honestly gameplay wise, like these dibs when it comes to gameplay and like, oh, it's like
it's honestly masterclass gameplay, it's crazy.
How smooth everything is though, it's so fucking good, those aren't you, I mean the same thing
Return all
It said explore blighted Marsh, okay, we're going to the Marsh
I will say I like the environment compared to Returnal. I kind of like how this game's environment flows better
It seems kind of the way you progress the levels is kind of better
The progression is satisfying
The city? That's where I belong.
I'm in the tree.
A voice.
A scratch, I might.
Holy shit, what the hell?
Oh my god.
I lose my shield at the worst time like at the last second to absorb another blue
You gun you gun type
Oh, it's a volley gun.
A little power buff.
Seems like it would be a worthy upgrade.
I kind of miss my old gun, I might go back for it.
Oh, the alt shot is actually sick, it's like a ricochet bolt, but I still prefer mine.
Oh, I'm forced to use this, my other gun disappeared.
Oh
I actually introduced me to a fucking run-killing gun.
This guy's all right. I'm probably just not using it that great, but
We have be nothing
Somehow I gotta get up there later not now though pierces so you can kite
Yeah, this is the Returnal Desk's new game.
What is that?
That's unfortunate!
Oh, is that timed?
Oh, this is timed.
Oh, was that timed? Oh, this was timed.
That was like a timed upgrade.
And, they're goin' with so much better bro, gettin' that back to me.
Yeah, this is the alt-fire as well. It's alright.
I think there's- I think this is a limited shot, so maybe that's where this gun shines.
Seems like you never have to reload.
that are full of surgeons to sort of harm.
It may not be too late.
Let this world be humanity's blueprint for tomorrow.
Everybody's dead, brother.
Annihilator shotgun.
Mm-mm.
Hmm. Negative-devo, brother. Negative-devo.
Negative-devo, brother.
I must have to unlock something in order to get half this shit.
I can't even go up there.
I'm not going to get the steam controller.
I'm not.
I have no need to.
Maybe there's a way up over here like a jump-up.
Yep.
Aw, we're fighting here.
Aw, we're fighting.
Really?
Yeah, it's kinda like a rain shotgun.
All right, well, I know the way forward.
Where does this lead?
Where does that right came from?
Hey!
Fat Heels!
Damn, that's good!
Like a wicked good one had everything on it
Operated gloves
Skin
Listening to the screaming until the work is done
Who recorded that which ship are they from?
Unidentified employee from Bachelon to
So no leads on a show on one
Oh no, Vrash, along one's dead, brother, gone, man.
Alarm.
How are you alive?
I don't mean to explain myself to the hell.
Enforcer.
You ran out on us.
So did you, Devraj.
Sultari business requires action.
Not sitting around.
God, they're in. People need my help.
Well, maybe we can help each other.
I can authorize a student enhancement above your pay grade.
All you have to do is clear the way.
Whoa.
All right, hey lab
Who talks like that they're clearly like fucked up or something
Hey, lab
Whoa
what is that bounce? what the hell are you supposed to do there?
You're kidding. Dude, this gun is such ass.
You're kidding, right?
This guy just jumps on you with a bunch of red heads.
Okay.
I'm done.
No! I'm letting that gun, that fucking crossbows, piece of shit.
46 minute duration? Sheep?
this place I need to get back out there
agreed
man on your data of ancient technology expands so tariff wealth here yeah well
they can pattern everything once everyone's safe surviving echelon
colonists may hold vital information further understanding of carcosa is a
priority. Alright let's get these. You can go all the way up. I used it all. There's
a lot of upgrade points. Wait, so these are all the levels? Really? Unless maybe after
Here it opens up once you get into the city.
do I look for a different weapon is the question do I go and do it up maybe I'll
get lucky. I actually make this jump. I would take that, yes. Thank you at work. Holy shit
worth way better
That wasn't that bad.
It's gotten so much better to shoot, so I don't care.
It's so much better.
Oh, just that same area.
I can't enter yet.
You can actually just hit him with that quick hit right there.
Massive.
This game's all about the gun you rock, to be honest.
Okay, I meant to dash through, but...
And...
Sactical rifle ricochet hand cannon.
How much does stick with this gun?
I can't believe I hit me.
That is not good, buddy.
Worth upgraded.
Heavily worth.
I just did some kills.
What?
Okay.
Oh, dude, that actually hit me.
Oh, dude, that actually hit me!
Damn, bro.
Damn, damn, damn, damn.
Shit.
That's unfortunate, man.
What?
So far so good.
Just missed so many upgrades.
Repeater crossbows, success.
Oh, thank you.
Whoa!
I'm gonna save my overdrive here, yikes.
Just one mob.
up
All right, let's see here
All right, from the sprint to the dash has a cooldown, so it actually kills you.
It's actually it's actually very easily kills you. I keep trying to sprint into a
dash and it doesn't work.
the
uh-oh
are we going up up up up okay okay
oh s***
Not bad.
Elevator, come back, elevator!
Yeah, I can see a remnant from this.
Uh-oh.
Is the bridge to the city explore a blooded marsh feet with a lab?
Wait, we're back on a lab.
and not nearly as valuable. That's a deal, that's a deal.
Defection protocol integrated. How does this work?
Repel's hostile projectiles. Inverting velocity.
Huh?
Uh-oh.
Oh, I can parry now.
Oh, shit.
Oh, it just sends out a parry arc.
the red gets... that happens
do we do it?
wait there's not... it's not here this time, what the hell?
Oh, the Eclipse Star.
Let's do it.
Eclipse time.
Let's do it. Eclipse time!
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
Ah, the water hurts you now.
Oh wait, I see, when it's the eclipse, I can enter this area.
I do want my shit back.
I think I have a good nightmare build.
Yeah, they really, it would have been nicer if all the
Luminite just like absorbs on to you so much of it is spent just gonna rush it
That seemed like range wins in this game heavily though because everything is like a body so
As long as you...
...grange it.
I say I'm about to die.
Oh my god!
Aaaaaaah!
Yeah, tell me that was it, there's another section.
Oh, fuck.
Really?
And this guy has his shield.
Oh, boy!
Okay, man
What I die died wait did I die earlier?
How long has it been
I gotta say, how fast you get to the new location is kinda crazy.
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I can't open that one.
Oh, shit, upgrade.
crash! I had a level 13 earlier, now I have a shittier gun.
I have a lot of HP
I gotta farm the missiles to kill these guys fast
This is near the towers that buff them.
So you can't parry that when he jumps on you, fuck, it's red.
Really?
Oh my god
Dude, what the fuck?
Oh my god!
Not again.
again. Come on. Push further.
there's a mob up there?
I
Was too much HP on that it'd be nice if the
Gotta shoot that shield right there that time to actually pop the shield you're actually very vulnerable
The time of him swinging his arm to the right is where he got a hold.
I
Get 50-50 here
Yeah, wait, I don't have access to this
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Shit.
Alright, no HP on the verge of death.
I think I threw this run, that's a new door I haven't seen before.
Alright, I'm dead. It's over. This run's been around for a minute now.
Oh my God!
I just don't run into those every time, so I don't run into them.
nice
I go to the side and search for HP is the question.
I actually think this might be free.
Oh, yeah, worse.
Shotgun.
Another health up there. Let me go grab that fast.
Alright, I need to hold this HP for as long as I can now.
Another shotgun, man! Come on, dude!
Alright, I might do the Eclipse again.
Power decelerator? Uh-oh. Let's see.
of
the
death
of
the
Yeah, jump back up!
You're fucking choking, dude!
You're kidding!
Dude, oh my god brother, oh my god!
Dude, I'm getting owned on this last level.
I'm under geared though, okay?
I'm under geared.
Oh, that thing was ready to shoot.
Well, it's not just simply changing the gun, it's also finding a good gun, again I hope
You actually find a good gun.
That was better.
I can't believe that hit me, it was bad, I mean something that makes this animation
is faster. On your shield pullout.
of
Shit, did these lower completely?
Wow, that was a timed health pack.
Yikes.
Okay, bro.
Wow!
M1's gonna fight two of these.
That's fucking bullshit
Well, I'm dead
do I do it this time as the question?
Do I do it?
I thought the Eclipse isn't worth it right now, I'm going to die doing it.
I'm doing it.
If I can kill the first wave and max my HP out, that'd be great.
More fall off the cliff.
Dude, this actually spawned everything here.
I am nothing.
Oh
Oh my god!
There it is, boys.
Easy.
You're jerking, right?
Yeah.
I
Did overdrive for that yeah
Why does this keep out
use a skill issue ahead of these sorrows have a skill issue
Come in, Saros. You have a skill issue. Come in. Is anyone there?
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I'm sorry, you can never get that second one.
That was a waste.
Dude, are you fucking kidding me, pal?
I'm so bad at parrying, my dad.
I knew it!
I see what you got to do against this guy now.
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Yeah, the music in Returnal was good, too.
Not worth.
I got it this time.
Mollying!
Come on!
All right. Yeah, that shit. That shit is difficult to do. All right, I need more gear. I'll do
Let's do this one more time.
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Yikes
What?
Dude, he just fucking trapped me.
me
I think there's a lot up here.
Oh, there's a key.
I don't think I have a key.
Oh, there's a key. I don't think I ever looted one.
I don't have one. Double health.
I have to do one over here.
Oh, I can't do this one.
I'm worried and the guy shouldn't do the Eclipse this time.
Uh oh, the guys are a bob.
Yeah, that is the worst position with the shittiest bobs.
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I'm going to try this.
Great job.
better gun. Or do I do a chat? Or do I do it? Do I do it? And tomorrow's a new day.
I agreed. I'm gonna agree with myself.
I believe.
The upgrade I don't think is worth it.
Save the ult, which I don't have.
I'm already getting shit on.
Wow, that actually works.
You fucking hit me at the end?
Oh my god, buddy.
Yikes!
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These things have so much HP.
Or I mean, it could also be my gun as a ship.
Also, my proficiency isn't keeping up.
It's definitely my gun.
Efficiency 13th. Get the fuck out of here man.
Random ass move.
All that and not a single health.
I dropped one.
Two.
And now we're fucked.
I wasn't out of shit.
Okay
It was bad.
Close.
Did I have my ult?
No I didn't.
Did I have it?
No.
Oh did I? Oh my god did I?
Motherfucker!
ChamaChill here boys. I'm gonna continue this tomorrow. I'm enjoying this game. It's good shit. I'm gonna beat it.
I'll be on tomorrow. You guys enjoy your night. I'm just gonna continue from where I left off. You guys enjoy your night part two tomorrow.
I'll actually get gear before I go in there next time. I was close. I thought that was the ending just another guy fucking
Spondin. I'll see you guys on
Tuesday for another one you guys enjoy the rest of your night ball the channel thoughts, what are all that stuff until next time
GG's people enjoy your night
I'll see you guys for another one. Peace out chat and good night
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