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Oh my god people.
I was having a little sketch me out.
Hi guys there in chat.
How's life?
Hello hello.
Another game beaten today.
I mean, yesterday, my game was okay. It was okay. It was okay. I gotta do a short stream tomorrow for
Subnautica. Is that just dropping? Mm-hmm. Mike Lowe? Ah, let me see here.
There you go. Better.
Deep Rock Galactic Rogue Core. Yeah, that game was okay yesterday. That game was okay. I wouldn't say it was their best game.
Find your seat.
It wasn't their best game. It was a decent sci-fi. Overall, I wouldn't give it a name out of 10. I think it was a super mediocre.
It felt like a super safe game. It felt like a super safe sci-fi plot
Like there was nothing new it was just like a super
Been there done that
Sci-fi plot with a bit of merging of you know, you're typical stuck on a fucking ship in the middle of space
But it's fine. It was still fun. It was still fun, you know
There wasn't that many expectations going into it if you've played the devs as previous games
You know the best one was until dawn and all of the other games these deads have worked on always try
To fucking rekindle back to that peak
But they never get to that peak and that's fine
is the games are just like decently fun to play what I plan if I was a
streamer no are they good streaming games yes they're fun they're great
streaming games honestly I would never fucking purchase one of these though
bro you play it once and you're done unless you're like super super into
the popcorn gaming shit you know
It was I it was I brother.
What do we have here?
First light has gone gold.
Oh, Lee. Marathon season two begins June 2nd.
I have a feeling that this game is going to have,
they're going to have a defib moment where they're going to add
a new game mode into marathon.
Calling it right now.
It's going to morph.
They're going to defib it,
do a big patch, and it's going to have a new game mode.
I don't know though. I don't think it will be enough, but I think that's what they're gonna end up doing
Luna abyss, what is this?
What is this?
There's nothing else
Power worlds might be making an MMO
Our world online. That's cool, bruh
That's cool, brother
Anyone been playing forever did anyone play it after I played it? I thought it was good shit
Did anyone take the dive and put in a shit ton of hours?
Yeah, I thought that game was surprisingly good shit.
What do we have here? What is this? Luna Abyss?
Performance is low? Why does it run like shit?
I don't like the name of the game now, but...
I might see I might be looking at some helicopters today, but we might be seeing some supplies
Alright, this looks alright. We might be seeing some supplies. Okay. No one said I was done with that shit. Yeah, okay
It's minors and listen up we have lost contact with all deep level
What is this the rock electric road core? Oh, this is the roguelike they're making. Oh, I don't know if I give a fuck
Facilities across the entire planet. Let me see has gone dark management wants our minds back online
and he can support his squadmates by regenerating their armor.
Falconer specializes in aerial assaults and electric fusion.
Her airborne attack drone damages and slows enemies with electrifying bolts,
and she can provide an emergency revive to her teammates.
Spotter is our sharpshooter.
His tracking dart highlights key targets and opens them up to critical damage.
An ultrasonic scan allows Spotter to detect hostiles even through walls,
and he can resupply squad mates during extended firefights
now retcon makes use of phase shift technology to fight as a sort of hologram
decoy she is capable of enhanced defensive tactics
actually it is going to be a little more risk of rain like or
slicer is our close combat expert his tactics focus on an
experimental energy blade to dismember hostiles and melee range
he can quickly close the distance to his target
without mining shield to block incoming projectiles
yeah they had one of the good survivor games
you know
these devs did a good job with their Vansurvivor
yeah this was one of the good ones
was it different devs?
Really?
What the fuck?
Leveraging this potent energy source will be critical to the success of each mission.
The Reclaimers will be supported by a Mobile Expinite Processing Unit, the R-E-P-D.
It will allow them to turn Expinite into powerful enhancements for the whole of the game.
The Reclaimers must collect and process Expinite at every opportunity.
We expect the mining facilities will still have the heavy extraction equipment used
before this all went dark, and this may be a valuable source of additional Expinite.
The aim of our operation is to eradicate the alien threat known as the correspond
This doesn't look bad. It looks good.
These monstrosities have infested...
It kind of does look like similar to the first one
And they must be eradicated
Now the source of each local infestation...
The first one you focus more on doing mining missions and then escape
It will be located at the deepest level of each mining facility
It is the essential objective of every mission to locate the risk gate
And ensure that it is permanently sealed but you can bet that every last correspond in these caves
Yeah, it looks more action-heavy though now the reclamers must move quickly work together. That's really good
Once we cross through that grab barrier mission success is the only way home
Of course the company's finest will enjoy comfortable accommodations aboard the ramrod
Which will serve as a base of operations between missions and I expect the reclamers to refine their skill sets and become even
Sharper weapons in our fight against the course bomb in time shooter
And this isn't a looter shooter though, but you know it could have been a looter shooter
Reclaimers increased access levels within the mines
Operation road one of those games they could go into multiple areas
Reaches of this planet are back in company hands. Yeah, they couldn't spin this into a PvP game
I'll loot or shooter thoughts as they take right to the very center of this plan
Operation road core will be a success because there is no force on this planet some starcraft too, maybe
The correspond started this but you can be damn sure we're gonna finish
Now let's get this done
For rock and we might I was doing decent last time
Maybe I do a couple of matches
I believe don't couple matches
It looks like the same game. Yeah, it definitely has it does
It does it does
It does indeed
It does look enhanced what do we have here
Play POE to this motherfucker, brother. There's no playing POE to you're not like
Oh my god, I'm gonna play it for like two hours and get a little fan. Oh my god
Bro, you gotta play POE too, buddy.
You gotta play that shit, man.
Yeah, what's the next game now
after directive 8020? Where are we going next?
We're leaving the dock. We're leaving. We're leaving directive 8020. Where is the ship going next?
Remember what people said?
said yesterday there was gonna be a GTA trailer. Yeah, what the fuck man?
I knew that shit was bullshit. I told you, bro, the game's gonna get canceled.
I'm telling you, dude, I'm telling you. Oh, yeah, it's four zone Friday.
Oh, yeah, subnautica too is tomorrow. Yes.
I'll be live for a little bit.
Like a little like a four hour stream or something.
I'm going to go back to that one and see if I can get that one out of the way.
So, I have a feeling it's going to have a hefty amount of things to do in early access.
But then true, you could just wait until 1.0, like every game.
Yes.
Yes. Yeah, plus a lot of the gameplay they showed, I mean, ship, I want to swim in the
water. I want to see, I want to see where they brought the underwater tech. At the,
I'm pretty sure at the end of the day that Subnautica is the only underwater world game
that's like that big, right?
Isn't it?
Buddy, Bioshock, you're in a single player fucking tunnel-y ass?
Is this Subnautica, the biggest underwater game?
Dude, Abzu is like, no, bro, what the fuck?
Isn't it? I'm pretty sure. I'm trying to see if I'm wrong saying it.
I can't think of any example.
Dave the diver is bigger. Sure, man. Yeah, it's literally the biggest underwater game.
I told you, man, we someone needs to make the aisle underwater. That'd be amazing.
That'd be fucking amazing. You're gonna try this. What was this?
Pog and Pogger, Dark and Darker. Yeah, I know. I know. I know.
How many people are in the new season snooze and snoozer 9k
Okay.
He.
Hit man blood money today.
Oh, interesting.
Interesting.
This fucking guy in the chat saying things like this.
Yeah, we got four so we got Lego Batman.
Hey, I might be Lego Batman.
Okay, I might if they actually popped off with that game. I bet the humor will be good
If it's a mashup why not space Haven came out today, what is this shit?
Oh you make like a space station
God damn this has such good reviews what the fuck I've played games like this before
Wait, I have it. I played this for 0.9 hours. I played this on sub Sunday
When I don't know but it's out
Oh, yeah, this one
Farmers, engineers, people with the skills and grit to take a basic platform and turn her into something that can fly.
She doesn't have to look pretty. She just has to keep us alive.
Keep the air where it should be. Keep us fed. Give us a place to lay our heads.
All those are luxuries nowadays. Friends, though, they are a necessity.
None of us can do this alone. It's dark out there
We will make it work
We'll shine a light on it all
And maybe just maybe
We'll find a new home for humanity
Okay, okay, okay, that was kind of cool about I played it for point nine hours
Huh
Ahi, huh
Oh, you can make like crazy shit. God damn
Shark Mart buddy, what are we doing here man?
What are we doing brah, what are we doing?
Oh, what are we doing here?
Subnautica. This is Subnautica from a Fisher's perspective.
This is so fucking random. Wow.
It's almost like the trailer guy had more fun is it playing with the with the randomness
then when you load up you're like what the hell dude
This one out few days ago wardrum
War drum.
Oh, I might blow up some StarCraft real quick, we might do a couple of matches.
Rhythm roguelike?
Oh, Zasher doesn't look that bad. She looks kinda good.
Yeah, this looks, this looks like it's well made.
What were the reviews like?
God damn, 50 fucking reviews?
Holy shit.
Alright, okay, okay.
Bada bing bada boob.
Why are you linking me to this, Mr. Toilet?
Buddy, what are we doing here, man?
Why did they grab him this shit?
streamer slop okay man okay dude
Chad, what game are you motherfuckers looking forward to?
Okay.
What game are you guys looking forward to?
Because you look at the bigger umbrella, everybody hates everything.
Dude, GTA 6 is the most normie dumbass take at this point.
Come on.
At that point, it's like, okay, everybody wants to play Second Life.
GTA 6 is just slowly going into Second Life.
You want to just play a character where you can live in the real world with no rules.
Congratulations.
Okay.
Now that we're past that, what the fuck else are we playing here?
What else, what is your most hyped game right now, chat?
Subnautica, Killer Bean, oh yeah, what happened to Killer Bean?
What happened to that game?
of the Don Walker, true.
Did you finish directive 8020?
Yes.
Shit.
All right, all right, all right.
Elvin ring two, Onimusha, true.
Oh, Killer Bean is coming out in June.
I would say right now, the game of the year.
Resident Evil 9 was really good.
It was.
Really good. It was just the full packaged platter boom boom done
Crimson Desert in its own way is its own beast
Where it's close and it's I can see Crimson Desert being someone's
Dude Resident Evil 9 is perfectly packaged Crimson Desert is an open book of
of depends on the player. Resident Evil 9 is a safe game of the year. It's literally the perfect
the perfect video game from fucking Normie the hardcore ass fan. Optimization, execution, the
story, new in the series, boom, boom, boom, they hit it was it's literally a homerun. Crimson
Desert depends on who you ask depends way more on the player if it is their
game of the year I don't know though there's open there's open room let's see
what else mortal shell too lol yeah there's still so many fucking games
dropping I was whatever let me see here Metro 2039 true Metro 20 fucking 39
That's the, oh wait, there's no, I don't know if this is this year, I will compare this game to Stalker 2.
I think this is going to be way better than Stalker 2.
Just because of the Devs' history, you know?
Uh, what do we have here? Okay.
It is so different.
But like, not really, yes and no, yes and no.
Does anyone remember the Stalker 2 map?
I feel like Stalker 2, you know what you need?
You need the Kingdom Come Deliverance Map Dev to work on a Stalker map.
map. Give me that guy, give me the guy who worked on the KCD2 map, the way he does vegetation
and forest and shit, throw him into the stalker atmosphere. Holy shit. The map was good in
stock or two was it I gotta go back and play that game that was not memorable at all to me
when I go back when I think of stock or two when I came out like the math was nothing holy
shit it was just kind of like okay you barely touched it I played it for 14 hours is that barely
Really? I feel like 14 hours is like a fat fucking, like two scoops.
When I think of Kingdom Come Deliverance, I think of the map as being a highlight point.
Like I remember it, like it's like the personality of the map is very memorable because it's so fucking good.
Same with Crimson Desert.
I would say Crimson Desert had some of the best, holy fuck Crimson Desert actually had
one of the best exploration experiences in modern gaming as someone who fucking hates
a hundred percenting and collecting arbitrary bullshit just to extend game time.
dumbasses eat it up because you're a fucking kid and you don't know better, but you will waste your fucking time doing it
go for it
That crimson desert was probably the best exploring in a fucking open-world game and
modern gaming
That shit felt like oh my god. What the fuck there's like an actual
random ass
super well-hidden cave
that gives you really cool armor or like the way the puzzles were hidden in the
world dude I'm playing all these fucking games you motherfuckers become
fanatics about XYZ whatever shit-ass franchise game Crimson Desert was like
okay there actually this feels like it is worth exploring if I go in this
direction I will fight this random boss in this place that looks like there's
nothing and then find extremely cool armor or a really cool weapon no that
was honestly one of the highlights so good that was so fucking good even the
puzzles were well made? Yeah, man. Zelda Breath of the Wild did it good. Crimson Desert understood
the assignment. That was crazy. That was so good. That honestly, the way that shit was reminded
the closest to what it feels like to finding rare loot in an MMO in a single-player world.
Let me see here.
We're doing four games and getting absolutely shit on.
It's literally based on an MMO, exactly.
You didn't even leave the stock or two tutorial part.
Oh really? After 14 fucking hours? Fuck your tutorial.
There's no way that game gets that more complicated, bro.
It's literally just a shooting game, bro, with radiation.
Relax.
What was I going to do?
Something's broken.
I was going to change something.
Why he's so mad?
Bro, I'm not mad.
Dude, I'm completely content.
Let's see.
Let's see, let's see, let's see.
What do we got here?
Okay.
Bro, I should play the campaign for StarCraft II.
How long is the StarCraft II campaign?
Isn't it w- it's wicked good.
Isn't there, uh, expansions?
Or is it- I forgot, how does the campaign work again? Do you just play all different?
You don't choose the race?
Isn't it split into three, uh, starting points?
each race has a campaign how long is each race's campaign 21 hours for all three
dude that will be not chat you guys are saying it no one stick around for that
shit I would but that's like a whole I know the cinematics are gonna be good
shit I would that is a lot of streams especially because then subnautica is
coming out tomorrow and then Friday I mean I could continue this would be a
commitment it would be commitment the cinematics are really good
I was gonna bounce around games today, brah!
Yeah, but this is like, if it's 20 hours?
What if I do one mission?
I'll do one mission.
I'll have a little taste.
I'll do a little, I'll do a taste of it.
I'll do a taste. I forgot how the game starts.
And then probably jump into episode one.
New campaign.
Or is it the story so far from Starcraft 1?
I think it's the story so far here.
Reserve in Terran alike a three-way war unlike anything humanity had ever faced erupted almost overnight
360p
Marshall Jim Rayner vowed to oppose the corrupt dictator Arcturus minxed for the betrayal of the woman he loved
Sarah Karrigan
Boys
How about that evac?
Damn you Arcturus
Don't do this. It's done
Yeah!
Helmsman,
signal the fleet and take us out of orbit!
NOW!
Karriman, a loyal operative was left to die at the hands of the Zerg.
But the Zerg had other plans.
They transformed her and unleashed her psionic power upon the Kopulu sector,
searching for their real objective.
Kopulu?
The Protoss were unaware of this danger, and slow to respond, their rulers the Conclave
had dispatched a secretary, Arthas, to hunt for Tassadar, a commander who had refused to
wipe out infested Terran worlds.
They crossed paths with a dark Templar mystic, whose kind was considered heretics by the
Conclave.
Through great effort, Zeratul convinced Tassadar and Arthas that he was not their
enemy.
they rallied more Protossmen both factions against the Zerg. Despite the conclave's fury,
they achieved significant victories against the Swarm. But when Zeratul struck down one of the
Overmind's cerebrates, his own mind was left vulnerable. From his thoughts, the Overmind
bleamed Iar's true location, and the Swarm descended upon the Protoss homeworld with all
their might and fury. It was Tassadar who kept the Templar from extinction that day,
Using the power of both the Templar and the Dark Templar, he sacrificed himself to kill the Overmind.
I was lost, but our Tannis led the survivors to the Dark Templar's homeworld of Shakuris.
All prejudices were set aside. The Templar were now in the Dark Templar's debt.
Without the Overmind, the swarm fractured. Kerrigan sought control of all the Zurg.
Basically, Zurich's evil is very powerful.
Amon was attempting to merge the third lifeforms into an unholy hybrid and that this evil might already have control of Kerrigan and her power.
It was during this time that executor Artanus, hailed as a hero, was made leader of both the Templar and the Dark Templar.
as hierarchy are tennis united both factions and promised to one day reclaim the glory they had lost on ire
But such unity is only a dream for Jim Rainer
Manx still Jim Rainer Rainer's small rebellion has counted for nothing against the Dominion's propaganda machine
Perhaps it is time for a new strategy. I
I don't know if I'm doing the campaign.
I was gonna do one mission.
We're gonna do one mission.
Do a challenge run?
Boys we're going into a we're gonna play online
We're playing online
What do you mean I promise bro, what do you mean?
What do you mean?
What is this guy?
Zerg?
Okay.
Alright, here we go.
Here we go, boys.
Let's see if I remember from playing two days ago, as I was remembering how to play and
then as soon as I started remembering, I quit.
Let's see if I still remember what I was starting to remember
Let's see if I still have it
I'm only gonna just use zealots
Zell it only.
Buddy, buddy, I have whatever.
This guy is already expanding, excuse you?
What the hell?
You mean you're off-race?
What?
You're already expanding.
Are you off-race and already expanding, bro?
Why are you stopping bro?
Why are you stopping?
No!
I'm on bag.
I'm going to speed out his zealot.
I could bring this guy back here, why not?
Well, I'm gonna do a little damage to him
We got three
He's already on the second let me see if I can harass a little bit
How dare you how dare you how dare you how dare you get back in your shit get back in
your shit. Get back in your shit. He might leave, he might leave. Come on, give me the
victory bro, give me the victory royale. If anything, he's gonna end up getting some
Marines. Where's my cybernetics? Uh, shit. Fuck man. That was probably stupid of me to
do because I just bought him time when I should have just went into his main yeah
I could have actually defended really well but I kind of failed miserably and
may have just cost the win yeah cuz he might end up I'm not sure how many
Units it takes to destroy
I think or might be able to
No
Nope, nope that was not good
that was not good that was fucking horrible actually I just sacrificed so
many units this guy actually might fuck me up god damn it I failed I should I
should have pushed and I didn't push
I lost so many units
inverting.
Am I still babing to attack?
It is.
It's new versus new.
I don't know why I made that.
You see, if I can get this and then spin it out, it'd be worth.
I can also expand one more time.
I can see him triple-expanding.
I really want to wait for that to finish this isn't good this isn't good this
This isn't good.
Oh shit, I don't know if I'm strong enough for what's approaching.
He doesn't have that many units but if I can get some robotics up and quickly get immortals
that would be nice.
I'm going to send him out to your scout.
Come on, come on, one, if I can get one of these guys out, I'll fight.
I feel like he's going to send in a group and kill my guys.
He's going to have like a medivac come through where he's expanding.
Okay, actually hold up.
What the fuck?
I have no minerals. Alright, let me see. I need an observer. Ah, this might be good
enough, I don't know. Let me see, let me see. What, what? Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry. Let
get this one last guy. Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry. By now I should have blink and all
that others. You're fucking joking. What is this timing?
We won, we won, we won, we won, it's okay, it's okay, we won, we won, we won, okay.
There it is boys, there it is boys, there it is boys, still got it, still got it.
I still got him, I still got him.
I could have ended it early if I just went up the ramp.
Age of Empires is better.
Dude, Age of Empires, I would have still been trying to make my first unit.
Because they fucking, the damn fucking weak crops take actual real life growth time.
I love Age of Empires, but sometimes the early game is just...
Oh!
Every time you start a new game in Age of Empires, it feels like...
you're going through...
the, like, a swamp to get to the action.
The APM is...
It just feels like a faster game.
More active.
I would love to play an age of empire with a bit like a 1.5x speed age of empires if
it was as fast as Starcraft I would play it right now I love age I've just I love
I'll play in the game.
Alright, let's see.
Sometimes you can jib-
Wow, he was fast!
Okay.
holy shit this guy is not fucking around okay usually you can pull people off the line
god damn alright soldier you're up just bounce around here
I need a builder. Oh shit, I'm gonna get capped. Oh no, I failed. I failed. I'm gonna get super capped.
Let's see.
Oh, did I catch him expand?
Oh, oh my god.
If I get him to cancel it, I'll need a good resource drain on him.
I'm failing.
Yeah, I don't have like any micro right now whatsoever, this guy's gonna be with me.
That should be enough action.
He's gonna get some units here, but should be okay.
No! My God, he already has so many!
Back to base, this is bad.
I don't think I can expand. I think I just screwed myself. If he does a Zerg rush
Wow this guy actually survived and made it back
I wonder if I can park right here and make it so it's fun.
I don't think he killed anybody. Right, he didn't kill anybody. Yeah, he didn't kill anybody.
What?
All right, sure man
I'll take that I don't think you killed that shit. Good. I thought I was I thought maybe I was screwed
Trolling cuz it's easy GG you think so
I might be right maybe right because I am not really
I have one of these go.
I have to pull off a little too many out of resources.
Alright, should be saved there.
Oh, I need more units. I need more gateways. I need everything possible.
More vests being gassed even though I have a shit gun. These are converting.
Hit this guy here.
So we get a Twilight Council.
Let me see how many bases he's on right now.
and then get we get a why am i so bad at making frilight council
let's see does he have a base over here
Okay, he's all he is on three bases, so I need to attack
Shit I need a third base expansion ASAP
That's what I need
We send this one over here fast
Where's the council? Where's my forge? I'm fucking blind. Holy shit. Send this guy.
Alright. I'm gonna send that one dude to harass. You go here and mess him up. I wish I could select my
whole army, but not my flying units. If that was a key bind, that would be amazing.
I wonder if that's something you can do.
There might be a queen here and this is not gonna work, but let's see.
You all think I did.
That's not true, I'm fine.
This vessel shall invade.
Under crew.
We face the enemy.
Oh shit!
Maybe, maybe.
Oh shit!
I actually think I held them off.
Oh my god, I'm so capped beyond belief, dude.
I am so capped.
Holy shit, those banlings murdered everybody.
Oh my god, I thought I defended, but they got through all the force fields.
How the fuck did they get through all the force fields?
I wonder if I can still win this.
I don't think I can.
This guy defended everything. He has so many different unit types. I don't have much to
really... I don't know what to do to be honest. He has an insane unit comp. I don't know.
If I can get a Blink, I just got a Blink. I could send in a stalker hit squad.
I didn't need the best beam for days.
This has been...
...carried to destroy in one expansion.
I need more stalkers.
I need everything.
I don't have shit right now.
He destroyed one of those too.
I'm over.
I might be able to do a hit squad.
Now that they have Blank,
What the fuck?
Oh my god, there's one way to win this, but I have to hold him off for a while.
He's probably has so much economy there's no way.
Uh uh uh uh.
wrong unit oh my god he left
I got him to pull back his army you guys so scared
Dude are you kidding I know fucking best keen bitch ass gas
I'm sorry dad dude.
This is over. There's no way
My micro is trash he has hydras I don't have enough upgrades
I didn't get the long beam and I forgot where the fuck you get the wrong beam. I think it might be robotics
Even already have a robotics. I just made another one extended reach
Some more work this guy's gonna go expand over here
Exhausted geysers, upgrade all the units as fast as possible.
There's like a mass way to move these guys.
I need a D-Bind to get all idle workers.
My keybinds are all fucked.
Speed everything up.
Honestly, this is where I need like 10, uh, Archons and stuff.
I forgot how to even make them. I don't remember how to make them.
You can kill all of that shit. This isn't going to be enough units.
It's two Templars you warp in, but then don't you need the tech for it?
Oh my god.
I actually kinda held it off.
Holy shit, we have no fucking gas!
No way!
They just rushed in and all died.
Did I just see that?
I forgot how to do the psionic storm that's what gets them
The Merging is the Merging.
The Merging!
You are being defeated!
You are defeated!
Holy shit!
I think it's over for us. I suck.
It's over.
He's attacking everything with bunch of Zerg groups.
All zealots!
Dude, he has so much defense, he expanded so much.
I don't know if there's any way to do this.
My charge, one of my charge.
Holy moly.
He's gonna spawn in a bunch of units and it's not gonna be good.
I just don't want to lose my colossi.
Alright, how do I get- I think I destroyed my DT.
Is my observer gone?
Upgrade complete!
Mineral Field!
Oh shit, I have nothing.
Mineral Field! Depeated!
Alright, Observers here.
Let me see, let me see.
Where are my dark Templars? Dark Shrine.
Did I never make a fucking dark shrine?
I need some sentries because he's going to have a massive
This is a bambling rush of bullshit, and it's not going to be fun.
He has a lot of flying units.
What the fuck did he just do?
Wait, did he just?
What the hell is this, man?
What the hell is this?
I literally can't reach these units.
Okay, you think he's just bullying?
Bro, I can't tell if this guy's good or not, okay?
I'd have to do quick stalkers, maybe?
Ohhhh...
I am the voice of the eclipse.
I am here in the shadows.
I am the voice of the eclipse.
I am here in the shadows.
For the reckoning.
There are cold against the void.
Very wide.
You are quiet in the shadows.
Where am I going to fight?
Me, I want to be shutters.
I don't know man, I don't know.
I really need to expand. I have no resources right now.
Everything is exhausted and only there is a way to hit.
I
Fuck is this
It's winnable, it's winnable.
Did he spam it because he didn't have shit.
I respect it, I respect it, this is crazy.
This is insane!
Dude, I gotta say, this guy's a fuck, man!
I gotta say, I'm impressed!
I'm impressed!
Wow!
Did I actually click every single one?
Pro knows how to play!
Dude, what do you do against these guys? It's annoying. Does one Observer kill them?
Shimbaboyu-ing! Shimbaboyu-ing!
Can't just like, mass kill them?
Yeah, this is annoying now. This is annoying.
easy boys easy
there it is he did not let me win bro how does he let me win dude
There it is.
Easy.
That was an exhausting match.
You
Let's see
I don't know what I'm doing here.
I could try making a stargate.
Might be too late on gas.
I could go right into trying to make a flying... oh, I'll kill him.
Kick his ass.
Come on!
Oh, he got his boy here.
Alright, we'll cut him for a while.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I gotta get my gopah, bruh!
I gotta skip the Zela and go right into air.
I'm going to proceed to die.
Ronbo!
Just from placement itself I failed.
I'll do one right here, but he might spot it you may spot it and then we're screwed
No
Fuck you.
Ah, fucking the fuck, yes that shit, brah, whatever.
I fucking defy, yes I should, brah, whatever.
You got to make a stalker fast, not all the time.
Sometimes you gamble and hope that Terran doesn't do what he just did.
Reaper opening is standard.
Oh yeah buddy.
Oh yeah.
You know where we're headed, boys.
You know where we're going.
You know, you know.
I don't have to say, you can hear it.
Begging for a heli? Oh yeah, man.
Bro, some people, okay.
Don't fly. Alright buddy.
Oh this is over dude.
Unless they cab.
Mom dodging, mom gets mother fucker!
Oh yeah it's over. Yo fresh match, fresh match!
Good timing yo great timing fresh match
Best time to play set the soundtrack
We're gonna listen to your boys please the rock OST is that the rock is in like the fucking rock the movie
Buddy, what the fuck are you talking about?
The chatter asks for that every stream, dude, no.
Super Meat Boy, LST.
Yeah man, you're gonna step it up next match.
You're gonna step it up. I believe in you.
You're gonna do it.
We lost because of you, but don't worry.
We're gonna win because of you next match.
GG boys, GG's.
We have to surrender our weapons.
Surrender our weapons.
We are not going home.
Oh my God, you're so hot.
No more Xbox.
No more PlayStation.
No more.
Stay with me.
No more. You still on the game?
You still on the game?
Code Foxtrot.
I say again, Code Foxtrot.
Call back from the positions in the game.
the game you're always on the game every time I see you you're always on the game
any runescape today
You know what, bro? I am going to have you. I'm going to have you come up with that answer.
I'ma have you figure out the answer.
I'll be on for a little bit tomorrow for Subnautica too, yes.
Play H1Z1? Yeah, that's not happening.
Ain't nobody playing that shit, bro. That was a time, a long time ago.
Ah, boys, here we go. We're playing... we're bringing a different group here.
I'm playing Russia today boys.
I'm a transporter!
Yeah, I'm gonna get my shovel.
Good shit, man. You're the only one doing things.
We got one, we got one, we got one.
LEMMA BLASHMAL BLASHMAL!
I have never played Russia before.
Let's see what it's like on the winning team. How do they coordinate?
I'm getting in!
Yeah, I'm getting in!
Yeah, if you don't get in, I'm gonna give you some heads up.
Wait, are the Russian supplies different?
They're like, darker.
I'm getting in.
Wait, are the Russian supplies different?
They're like, darker.
I'm getting in.
Yeah, where should I deliver for most XP?
Your mama.
Montanac or military hospital.
Yeah, the Russian team seems friendly.
Okay, okay. Yeah, maybe Monty. Oh, God, Chad, what are we listening to, bro?
B-17 bomber sound for sleeping. What the fuck? Who the hell, why does that have 5 million
views? I don't know what it is, Doc. It's the
The only thing that gets me to sleep...
Look at all these guys building shit.
Now wait, I need XP!
Come on, man.
That was the last thing.
Okay, okay, I prefer the spawn anyways. I prefer the airport spawn or the runway spawn.
So, it's actually faster if you go off the airfield.
Alright, I shut that off.
There you go.
Oh shit, that guy knows what's up. Look at that drain. He knows the path.
Okay, winning team, winning team, P.O.B.
Okay, he didn't take that turn that great.
Switch to manual driving.
I'm good, I'm good.
I like my driving, brother.
You're driving needs to crashing, I'm going to trust this guy and deliver where he's
Oh, yeah, we come to the bang bus. That's what they call it. I don't know how to name it
All right, nice, nice.
Transporting and seizing.
Open above.
Open a boat.
Can someone spawn me an Apache?
How do I fly?
Uh oh.
Yeah, I thought we were all experienced on this team.
That must kill me bad!
Mr. Cod, we should be together.
I need help.
Okay, so I'm going through a heavy PVP section, I think, so this might hurt.
I'm just trusting...
Oh yeah, this is going to Monty.
I'm a little worried, but I'll park it, recap Monty, and then deliver.
But this seems like a heavy gamba.
It's who wins this first battle.
Yeah, we have that dead.
Right here. We invented the arena.
Uh-huh. Take this buzz and team killer and drug stealers.
You care and car stealer? Get him the fuck out of here!
Get back!
Let them feel the illness.
You guys can help and take me for the race, huh?
I'll put you on the phone. I'll put you on the stock and put you in the corner.
I'm pretty proud of everybody right now.
Mr. Rizzo's soft and a enemy in there.
The democracy of the mob is an uncaring one.
Doctor, come on.
He's a hero of the free world.
Wait, what?
That's right, I thought I heard someone in here.
Oh, wait, there's still AI in here.
I thought the whole damn convoy was here, man.
How the hell did that kill not give me anything?
No XP for killing AI?
Really, you're getting no XP for killing the AI?
Isn't that kind of stupid?
Isn't that kind of dumb?
I can sort along the MSR, pick me up, I'm hanging, uh, near, uh, Salute, just near Tyron.
Yeah, I find him, got him.
Okay, they're capping it now.
Okay, okay.
I'm pretty sure that's a friendly shooting right now.
My badge, juicy pickle, I was straight up distracted driving.
Uh-huh, I don't know how the fuck it's written.
I don't know why he survived, I didn't take a fucking scratch, so...
I got a drive on the right side of the road, dumbass.
Hey man, I said I was fucking distracted driving.
That's even worse!
Everon is a no texting and driving state.
I got to speed my map.
I got a lot of points.
I'm afraid there's the AI in there.
You gotta get my truck.
I was in the TK dude I got ran over
Yeah, right over dude
I got there here. Yes, I can
fresh supply, fresh supply, huh?
all right, quick, quick one day, quick one day
yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a boy zucchini and sneakers
he's a boy flamboyant, we're all just one
it's most of them bitches, man
Steve's taking fire on the truck, going to your fucking right and they kill it
sorry, he's going off to Canada, you're going to fucking Brazil
Hey, you're mocking me.
We're all trying to get the XP, man.
The Huey's got my name on it.
I'm going to have to park closer.
I'm probably going to have to make another one.
There's an ambush just south of Tyrone.
the tree line along the main MSR undead to the right of the road.
There we go!
How the fuck am I supposed to-
Thank you, thank you, okay.
I'll simply sign one more walk down.
I'll just take a picture of this thing.
Yo, that was not me.
How the fuck am I supposed to-
I don't think the bus is gonna come from the south.
I couldn't reach for them back at the-
I had that problem so you guys can move up to Altray or something like that, but...
But it wasn't Team Killing?
I haven't, we've just need to submit it, alright?
Uh, sorry, not to Team Killing, sorry.
It goes well.
Let me get these supplies over here.
I already have Corporal, I just need one more rake up.
Yeah, the guy who was Team Killing is dead.
Yeah.
I haven't recalled it, but it's like that takes at least 10 minutes for me to come down and shit.
I think the turnoff is nearby.
Oh, it's actually far. Oh shit.
It's actually decently far here.
That is so annoying.
Uh-oh, that doesn't sound good.
I'm thinking... I'm thinking he was a loner because I haven't been shot yet.
Uh-oh, I'm turning here.
Get some Euro and truck music on.
Euro and truck music is usually the radio, they don't have music in their car.
It's a nice day to drive the countryside.
I'm gonna go off road here and regret it
Sometimes the shortcut actually just makes it longer
She does it looks like I have to cross the river
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
NOOOOO, DUDE!
Don't do this.
Don't do this, please!
Now do these, please.
Hi.
Get a boogie around my body, I killed one of these, and I want to take all of that.
I'm there fucking far, and it's crazy.
There we go, there we go, we're good, we're good.
You man or buddy?
There it is.
It was a journey, but I made it.
Hello, buddy!
Okay, so I could deliver to Monty, but what if I go to Staging Area Bravo, Rostock?
Right?
Wouldn't Rostock be better?
I feel like Rostock is not bad.
You know that when I catch her and deliver, I don't know if I can still look at that.
And armor driving dude is so good, man.
Alright, here we go. We're almost done.
It looks like I ought to turn off to the right here and somehow get to the town.
right here and this should maybe lead me
I've never delivered here
Looks like that whole beach is rocky.
Holy shit, this thing's actually... oh my god.
Gotta cut through a bit here to get there.
These are to come from the Russian base.
All right, there we go, holy shit, man.
Much of empty vans here.
What?
Staging area, bravo?
Am I tripping?
Is there no supplies here?
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
Oh god.
made it
Why you bitch, why?
Is this one guy?
Bro, just let me deliver you fuck.
What's the situation at Monty right now?
Oh my god
You have to make one supply I don't know if I killed him
Yeah, there's a guy in here.
He's dead, he's dead in the tower.
Clear in the basement now.
Yeah, I suppose.
He dead? Oh, I don't know where he is. He's like, uh, he's like southeast or like 125-ish.
the
support tampons come into monty
we're gonna die i don't like this
Looks like there's a Huey pulling up fucking east of Monty slash Entree.
Let me see if I can make a supply depot.
It's gonna say enemies in the area.
Yeah, there he got Hellies in the air, dude. This guy's stalling your fucking shit.
3
2
1
2
1
2
1
2
4, this is a hurricane.
We have to call the US.
So, keep going.
No, sir.
Surviving the Nades has promoted me.
Contact east of Monty.
I got you round!
I'm already up man, thank you.
I think there was only one.
Yeah.
I swear he fell down, where the fuck did he go?
Alright, very nice.
Yeah, he wasn't dead. Now he is.
Yeah, we had a massive one of them, and we need to get the same thing to win, because of that, I'm gonna be ashy with them.
Is there a shot at us here?
No, no, no.
That's alright.
You just gonna shot at?
Yeah.
Yeah, I know, but I guess it's funny, statement.
Well, that person that made us come from a family tree, he comes from a family, sir.
I just watched one NATO troop going to the side building of the church, talk to me carefully.
And I just saw a traces coming from the church tower as well.
Hostiles in the church on Monty.
That was up on the rock. Oh wait, he died.
Uh-oh.
Dude, I don't know where this guy is, but I don't know where this guy is, but I don't
You're kidding, man, you're all the way over there?
dude come on man he was all up in the barn that's not even where the base is at
whatever I can see if I'll survive but I'm probably dead
I actually might wake up here
Oh
He said empty the truck for XP. Oh, did he but I want my UE anyways man my UE
We're doing it, uh, leave it up.
Got a splotch on the button.
Yes, I might actually wake up here.
But I'm in a bit.
UGH!
Come on, dude!
I wonder if I got the bandage off.
I thought I died I just passed out again
All right for the sake of getting a Huey into the sky let's go let's go let's move
Because I'm already ready for it. I'm already to the proper rank
Oh, yeah, the Russian Huey's are fucking boats god damn it
Oh, yeah, I forgot these ones suck balls, dude.
Enemy contact still present at Monty, new church.
Holy shit.
Man, I remember the AC-130 in ARMA 2 when you saw that shit flying.
It was like, holy shit.
I remember it was like intimidating in that game.
The C-130? Yeah.
Yeah, the C-130, not the... did I say AC-130?
This one looks like it's gonna be more difficult to land than the Huey.
Well, it gotta do it eventually, right?
Oh, shit, the interior's actually...
Okay, okay, alright.
Let's see, let's see!
I heard someone say something about the top of the tower.
I can get a ISTRAP.
Please move the MIA to the house.
I have no cars to hold scary moments.
Okay, the question is, where do I go?
Metrose?
There's Metrose, safe to land.
There's one guy there, he might not respond.
Organs on the red deck.
All right, first landing attempt on this one.
I'm gonna land the house.
Do I get a team here, military hospital, or stretch out and go further south?
Somebody near the 10, I'm on team check if we can build shit.
Is this for the XP?
There's another bird.
Let's see, let's see.
This guy's gonna match us.
I'm gonna have to build...
Iskra, that's the only thing, because it's only a thousand supplies.
I have to build a base there.
Or a supply depot.
I could get a Lemoul.
Yeah, maybe I'll go to LaMoule.
How the fuck does that already have 8300? Is it like an already built out base?
Unless they're building up here.
This is so far south, I'm surprised.
I
Boy stop the land boat. Holy shit. There's no good heli spot to land here
I don't think you can Jayhook this thing, it's so sensitive.
I might need a lift.
This place is so bad.
This is so bad to land.
We have more than one. Two down inside.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I'm not that good, brother!
You can see going up the MSR towards Lawn Neck from the Fagar area. They just mounted an on foot now.
Okay, we gotta defend this shit then.
We might be clear now.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I'm looking for the right language out there.
What?
Ah ha.
What!
Ah-ha!
Second heat loop that up in the loss.
Ogrinichno mojnost pravo agrigatela, levy agrigatela navarilom pitanii, niskai atavlenia maslov
glavnoy korobki pivodor.
Bro, give me a bandage!
Dude, I landed on the tent before.
Bro, I did a bad thing, I'm piloted!
Ah!
Dude!
Flying Titanic!
Yeah, this guy better not fucking take my shit, bro. I see you're right outside my
How the hell he do?
Oh yeah, that does not sound good.
Are you kidding me?
That's all the HP?
Oh my god, that sounds not good.
Sometimes you gotta do this, brother.
Sometimes you gotta put this shit right there, brother!
Yeah, landing on the container was the way.
down the light poles with the shovel.
Hey, what the fuck? They give me no XP.
I would be very careful in monty
I swear that just said
Wait I can't decommission this
Alright. If they were on that bank, let us boys, good job. We did some fucking work.
That was a clean shot I will say.
All units, we are talking about the enemy. Our troops will soon begin to storm the base.
The enemy is all behind us. They are attacking us from the point of view of the headquarters.
You got it this time, man?
Yeah, there's a sniper here. Careful.
Yeah, those ambush points are sight-corrupting clear.
I think he just hit somebody.
Come on, get him.
Now the little bird is identical, it's just camo different.
Lookin' west on my mighty police station in the big building with the seven windows in the red roof.
So can you down the street where I'm looking?
Hey, you're on my right.
You might be trying to flank into the back yard, so be careful.
I'm lifting your piece of shit.
Come on!
Asshole!
Come on baby! Come on baby!
Come on!
It's broken but it's fine. I've float like this before.
You think this scares me, asshole?
A lot of enemies still in the south, I am on neck pushing in from the MSR or there again.
Sniper's on Halos.
Carrival's on Hurricane for Huy's.
There he is.
We're building an NAA in Patamonsi.
I don't have a wrench and there's no places with helipads and nobody has resources holy
Holy shit.
Really?
We're going to be a defensive, Melos.
Okay, this thing is not letting me fly anymore.
Shit.
How do we have no one in Democ, other than some guy sniping in there?
a bird in Monty.
Be prepared.
There's no space here. There's no helipad.
Doesn't matter. I need a wrench if anyone has one.
Yeah, I'm trying to build one, but there's no fucking room for it.
I know we need to move some of this stuff out of the town square.
Friendly Russian.
Taking enemy Hilo to Gashinau, please.
5th of February.
I could place the helipad for the temporary helipad
and buy the church just for right now, temporary.
All right
I might end up colliding with this guy
I
Just a helipad over here
The gary equals
I'm looking.
Shots to the west, friendly sound in Monty.
No church there, the church.
North-east, north-east.
What the fuck is going on?
I just took off and right into the trees.
My tail rotor is out man, my tail rotor is out.
Where the hell are the wrenches?
Thank you
Hopefully that's good to repair
Nice thank you man
I
Yeah, I need another wrench
I'm think I'm like attached to it or something
I'm lifting I'm lifting
I gotta get out
Oh, you... why'd you decommission it, bro?
I think that armor thing out of the garden.
I think that is easier to do.
That is easier to do.
It's more fun when you have to actually repair it and have a journey with the Heli instead of just spotting a new one though.
How is it band-worthy having a Heli survive?
Literally spitting in the air and then landing it and then getting it actually repaired to full that sounds more like cinema over a van
Just decommissioning it is boring
Yeah, how are you dodging a stinger with this boat?
We have a long ass CD now, feels bad.
Long ass CD now.
Got like a four minute CD.
I might just wait here to spawn one and
Lawrence even though
One of the Wii players are also still here.
But I've heard that someone's close and up.
Who was it?
Yeah, let the guy build, bro. He's having fun.
Let the guy build!
The name anymore, because we're already dug down the sub-net you built.
Oh, yeah, man. Okay, man. Wow. Okay, very much.
Here's a PlayStation player.
He can't look slightly in.
0.5
5
3
2
1
3
4
5
I gotta wait it out boys. I gotta wait. 95! 95!
I'm trying to build more helipads, I may as we can get more helicopters up, but I'm
having this man himself to get enough fucking supply.
Salad, Nazi, they'll name me what? What are you doing, dude?
They usually say Russia wins. Oh nice nice
Wow nice
You need vodka to win, you sure?
I wonder if I can take my NATO build and put it on Russia.
Is there no armoury here?
I have to make a brand new one.
I mean, obviously the guns are different and shit, but, you know.
How did you sleep last night to getting your whole crew killed?
Honestly, I actually don't mind.
I feel like I had the best ending.
I saw the happy ending and it was like the bad ending was way more interesting.
So, I slept like a baby.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sure. Why does it say this? Is it capped?
I'm sure I'm just-
AHHHHHH NOOO!
You're joking, dude. You're fucking joking.
There's-
Oh my god, dude. Can I lift, buddy? Can I fucking lift?
How is there always- there's some guy always in the fucking tree line waiting to RPG a heli.
Two bases have NATO soldiers, man.
What?!
I'm defending!
AHHHHHHHHH!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
I'm gonna find this piece of shit.
Sir, he shot me from this direction.
No way, no way!
I don't know where that guy shot from, dude.
I have no idea.
I don't think I should lift another one from here.
I could just be waiting and just sniping people out who do shit like that.
It does say base defended, meaning there's enemies in the area.
Ha.
Did I just say this was Dismantled by Nader?
Take two.
Technically take three.
Come on, baby!
Come on, buddy!
Oh, come on, buddy!
Let's go, bruh!
Come on, come on!
Come on!
Fans on, fans on!
System engine on!
Lights on!
Come on!
Get the fuck out of here!
I don't know why it decides to lift from the left.
Oh my God! Holy shit! I thought I...
Okay, I'm gonna go- oh no, Simon's Wood is the worst place to land this boat shit.
This is actually such a forward base, that's why it's so heavy on RPGs and shit.
I actually have to go here. It's the only one that makes sense to go to.
Oh, I'm gonna crash.
This is the hardest place to land.
It's just in a hollowed-up forest.
and
How man how what what is going on dude?
What is going on? I thought NATO was brain dead. How the fuck is this constantly happening?
How are these guys up over here?
And fucking simons!
You can spawn on Russian Huey?
I'm gonna base.
God damn, that's what I'm trying to grind to.
Where is the Russian Huey?
MI-24 transport or MI-24V supply. Oh shit
I'll get that one
Yeah, man
I've heard if they don't have shoes they're insane
Yeah, I was sure if you don't have shoes you're gonna really get pilot
All the shots
You have shoes on
All right, you're gonna get hands proud you're gonna get feet
I've heard brah, I've heard if they don't wear shoes the pilots are crazy this guy can do a double j-hook
the house directly across from the fucking helicopter that was in there.
I know, who's this this?
Someone left this here.
Is this yours, Marty?
Nooooooo!
Boing!
you want to get up now? you want to look it up?
Thanks, bro. Thanks, man.
Marty from that one show.
Alright, how's the Russian little bird? Let's see.
The Ozarks. That show was alright. The last season was so fucking dumb, I remember they
were like fast traveling. Like, how fast they traveled in this show made no sense. They
were like warping to quickly tie all the loose ends to them concluded.
I don't know what the fuck went all the way down to the other side of the country.
Like ten hours later. I don't know, it felt so weird.
No, Ozark was good with the finale fucking Saqbal, bro.
You could tell they had something quickly.
It's like they needed like a couple of minutes and they rushed in a little bit at the end, but still. Whatever.
Most good shows have shitty endings. It doesn't mean the show itself was bad.
I think concluding a TV show is always very difficult.
I think if you judges show off of the ending, it's kind of stupid just because it is so difficult to end it.
Because usually the... oh shit.
That doesn't mean the rest of the show is bad.
I can't just go blown up in our forest.
Really, really, really.
It's actually a nice way to do storage.
I might get shot doing this, because I failed.
I wonder who shot down that MI-24.
All right, I'm going for Attack of Olberg.
Game of Thrones and Lost are great examples of great shows with endings that are controversial,
That doesn't mean the shell is bad.
Oh
Sorry about that bro
I'm just gonna play it safe and just keep going to military hospital because I want
to grind up to major super fast to get guns.
This is the last episode of the boys
Next week I think the boys is gonna probably have a shitty conclusion too
I think that you can just start to tell from this season. It's kind of like it's it's kind of ran its course
The show is that like a weird stage of like they're trying to end it and there's nothing else to do
Well you can tell it is at that stage, so I've already tempered my expectations.
Yeah, like that show, honestly that show was good but it's not that good to have a fucking
crazy ending that will like, like the boy is a good show, it's not like a holy fuck
show.
So like, the expectations were already low.
This is a good show, but like, it's not like a Hall of Famer.
Holblender carries the show? I agree. He is the best character.
everybody else is kind of like the rag tag group is all right the overall like
it's kind of
no way was I hot-miking amplitude in that whole time
Hello? Hello, hello, baby?
It went up and like, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Oh my god, while it was up...
No one said anything.
Maybe it wasn't.
Is that his head?
is it?
Shut the fuck up, mate!
Yeah, this is nice!
The 130G may supply the being that I planted.
Here's fucking nice!
Fucking dumbass!
Are you kidding me? We're full here on supplies? Fuck out of here man, we're leaving 3K.
Hey, we're not keeping some supply crates or arsenals from that bucket in the open.
Was that like 15% bar?
No, we're still over the gas. That's the guy that's inspecting the side of the bus.
Sounds like someone's following me.
What the fuck is going on here I swear there's something wrong with this little bird
It is. It's hard to get into new team.
shows now. I don't know what the next show I'm watching is. There are so many, but
then it's kind of like, like they're solid ones, but yeah.
I know I've heard severance is good like I said I know there's good shows I just don't
get into them.
I think you're going to have supplies to get in.
building on fire if you can get that that'd be pretty shit
two three yellow guns it's right across from the arsenal
while the supply is coming into cabin get off the back quick
yeah leave me leave me I need
I don't know what it is
yeah there's literally five helicopters coming to cabin
I'm about to get a little over from here.
I'm waiting, I'm waiting for 40 mils in that window.
Good, good, there's an enemy at the supply point between Prolog and Cabin, so be careful.
Holy shit!
I'm coming from the right here, is that a blown up at the-
Is that a blown up right at the supply?
This might be it, dad.
Oh dude, I hope I crashed into them.
Yo, what the fuck?
Dude, I don't know, it was lights out.
It was a squad of three sniping.
I
For the Eastern supply point there's like three people west
Yeah, I'm going back I know I have the cooldown that's why I risked it
Yeah, sometimes you gotta fucking see if you can real bird or run somebody over, okay?
We get supply runs to a platoon
We're back. I think I exploded without doing damage
I'm gonna head back there full speed
Yes
I'm not a potter, I'm not a potter
Yeah, for real, you expect me to go and see the fucking DERASS flash up?
Um, actually, purchase B.S.C. 138, B.C. 130 is the attack area.
whatever man I don't know they're like in the trees they're hurt the spot
I'm gonna die trying like I'm definitely gonna die
where we shoot at boys college out and I cannot see them
But that was a plan the whole time!
And now I am a snake.
They will approach the little bird.
But they do not know.
I
Bro, how do they find me dude
They watched you get out and land the grass.
Yeah, don't make me send the third heli there, motherfucker!
Madafuka!
I'm right here dude. I will go back. They're having fun. I'm having fun.
It's a lot to wait a long time to spawn one.
Are there planes now? Wait, there's armor? Yeah, do they have a C-130 in this game?
Do they have big-ass planes? Arma 2 C-130 was fucking scary. I don't think Arma 3 had big planes.
The way these guys do planes are actually really, they're probably the second best after Microsoft
lights him.
Oh yeah, DCS, sure.
I guess in a multiplayer environment like this, DCS is like pure Sim mode.
No shots, maybe...
There's no way they're running somewhere else.
They could be in that tree line, that's where my little bird crashed.
So they were headed west.
The only place they're probably running is prologue and they're in the tree line here headed north.
There's two of us now ready for two but it didn't matter in the end.
If you have more, I'm getting a transport alley up for Pluton. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're over there.
You're definitely on this treeline here.
I don't know where the fuck they are.
If anything, they're gonna be going north for a walk.
Just gonna get supplies and hit major.
I think he comes, Pluton.
Looking right out of the hot.
Say you're last.
Is Pluton on right now?
We got people on the point right now.
I think we just drove him off.
Is the point hot or not?
Yes!
Yeah, we got it in the area.
Are you fucking kidding me? There's only 200?
Is Monty safe to land?
Yeah.
I need a bunch of help, I'm going to try and get it.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Here we go, here we go, we're good.
I saw that guy trying to land, I saw him.
Imagine if that killed you.
You'd be a lot of death.
I agree it should.
I'm saying I'm damaged, I'm like the front of his head.
Yeah, from that bonk, music's got to change, um...
Oh, we have fun.
Oh my god I can't land this damn wobbles
where did he say it? where needs a plot?
Yeah, what the fuck does he say?
No, it's not.
We'll do it.
If you're not going to Blue River, just be right near the pad.
I'm not going to help.
Everything?
What the fuck is Morton?
Oh, we got some armor on the way into the platoon right now.
You got any armor?
Bring it, it looks like a Typhon or whatever the fuck.
Oh, yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. It's coming in now.
I'mma wave off them.
I'mma deliver it to the gash.
I'mma bring all these more platoonists in this smoker right there.
Might die here, brother.
You can slam this shit down
Holy fuck
We need to repair somewhere
I'm coming up to the town to get a small room for bloggers.
Transport little birdy MOB.
Ready to load up.
Alright, last time I went to Simon's, I died.
Postal more in bottom when you open the map.
Got a north-west east-south.
Oh, I see it.
She was hidden coming down to land for that small group at Pluton
Small arms fire Pluton be careful
I touched out you want to come up over here
Perfect direction to Morton, yeah man this is like peaceful skies on Russia, NATO it's
like.
you
I
Here we go wait am I major after this? Oh shit
Or there's one more rank after this I think I'm pretty sure I major I'm already a lieutenant
Clear as ghost and mortar.
Oh, is it cat?
Do we have an armored vehicle to put down?
Oh, yeah.
We can get on.
We should.
We should have another cat.
We're probably looking at you guys like this, though.
Oh, holy shit, okay.
Yeah, I didn't do that every time, I thought I was going to hit some shit.
Yeah I did that every time. I thought I was going to hit some shit.
What are you doing?
I'm worried when there's zero aerial threats.
Yeah, it's like, I don't think I've seen a single NATO Huey.
Like, what is going on on that team?
And then if you... or the Russians are so good at shooting them down,
that that's why the skies are clear.
Because everybody just knows to have a stinger in their arsenal.
Everybody knows what to have.
I think it's just such a big...
Yeah that's why there's no resistance.
It's like, it's peaceful.
And I was playing NATO and it's been like
badooboobootoo!
Every two seconds.
Okay, that's usually how it is.
You're on hold with the rank where you can spot it.
You would like carbon-based lifeforms for music?
I've never heard of that.
We are fighting off enemy incursions right now, and it will build.
Where are you guys defending?
They're talking talk.
Nice.
They have more supplies.
Come on, Blue John.
Is there a heavy-dance button there?
I don't think so.
Is there a heavy tank spot on that?
I don't think so.
Arsenal and Halepad, some basic defense.
AAAAAAAAAYYYY!
Dude, I tried seeing if you can...
Sometimes you gotta make mistakes to see what the limit is, okay?
What the fuck are you gonna know what an overcooked chicken is gonna look like until you actually
overcook it?
But I just went to the wrong spot.
You gotta overtook the chicken once to understand how it became over-fucking-cooked.
Sometimes you gotta fail, you gotta limit-test it.
It's not burnt chicken. Burnt chicken isn't overcooked chicken.
You can overcook a protein like you overcook a steak.
Yeah, eventually it will burn, but you can still like over-cook it.
But it's still edible.
Yeah, I don't think this is the music.
I think I knew higher.
Sheee!
Did I kill everyone in Directive 8020? No, I liberated the mutant from the aliens, the
humans from his homeland. So we got the good ending where the aliens won.
I don't think he appears.
I don't think he appears to officer.
Hey, he never knew you never knew you were there.
Nope.
I think that's a part of the blue ton now.
He survived.
We learned the bad guys.
The plot is we fucked up our home by shitting on it and exploiting it.
So we have to go to this fucking alien's planet, this poor alien's planet who hasn't fucked up his planet, and go fucking take his shit?
What the fuck man? Of course we're the bad guys.
So yeah, bro, they all died!
Not an alien's chillin' there!
I'm not blinded, Jeff.
So I'm sorry.
So it was the good plot, it was the good ending.
and the base needs supplies
Pluton, check your flight.
Got you.
We're calling any physicians on Pluton.
I'm in the AO.
I think we're going right now.
You want supplies on Cori? That should be so far.
Hey, Russo, why are you already winning?
They're already winning.
You know what I see, Russia stacking the teams, because they're all experienced.
and just pump stomping.
You need to take the pump stoppers and randomize them into NATO.
No way.
I just gotta say I'm really sorry.
Okay.
Whatever you call that, I don't want to try to find out what fire I'm really stressed out about.
All right, get a wizard out of here!
Get a wizard for me!
Force Plot in the Pluton, ASAP.
Yeah, what if you go to the edge of the map? What happens?
let's go find out we're going to the moon boys we're going to the moon
take the wheel chat take the wheel
I'm in Platoon right now at the supply alley.
He's upset.
Are you stopping at the...
I'm just...
I'm going to try to see if you can help us out.
I have a small fire.
Okay.
Yeah, I see it.
Fire underneath you right now.
Come on.
Get ending.
And why are you putting Samson in an elevator?
oh my god we're off the map boys we're off the map what the fuck
Yo! What the fuck?
How's our field looking? It's looking good.
The team doesn't need me, they're winning. So I'll take the opportunity to leave.
Oh, we're almost at the end.
It would be cool if it spawned me on the other side.
Yeah, imagine if that's actually what traveling was like, you go to the edge and you actually
spawn on the other side.
Okay, oh my god! I have to zoom all the way out. You are in south!
Anywhere you taking that car what happens dude, does anyone float out this far oh
My god, this part is gonna say turn around
You know not even on the map anymore
How's the mainland looking?
I can't even see me anymore.
Exactly, that's what they should do. There should be a game where you have a hundred pilots,
100 players, everybody needs to survive, you gotta fly, some will get shot down and then you fly, land, boom, now you're in the ocean, you gotta survive in the ocean, you gotta race through the ocean and then you land on land and then you get a fucking run and then finish line.
Your air seed land finish the game
Try at the one BR
So you actually there's no ending here. Oh
My god, dude, I'm like completely a what that's actually crazy
I'm so far away. It's infinite
See, you just keep going on the server, even if it is, it's technically, it's infinite, so there's still...
I mean, I'm still on the map.
it's a little it's a good this is like what our arm and my mom would be like
yeah probably
All right, what if I dive in the water and then just let the heli do its thing?
I'm gonna eject.
Russia's gonna win.
And this is usually when it's over.
All right, what if I can I auto hover slow down go in the water swim and then go back in it
I'm putting my ultimate at altimeter on 100 or 10
Right at 10 right above the waves
Unlock the vehicle. Exit the vehicle. Take a piss in the ocean.
Oh my way, it's too high!
There it is boys. There it is. I hate him. I hate him.
We're literally winning right now. I'm on the Russian team dude.
as far as possible bro I'm you can't even see me on the map anymore
Yeah, I'm just gonna piss real quick hold up
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
there's no map and there is no map and rock what it is this is the end
What the fuck?
Um, am I gonna do another one?
I don't think so.
What do we do next boys Russia made it too easy
what are we playing boys what are we doing what's the plan
what do we do here?
I'm not sure what to do with it.
game you think so who's out there who's out there who's out there in the land of
This week.
Bannanane, Bannanane.
Play a Gamba game?
Um, no.
This guy.
who's out there what the hell
excuse me controller sir
Let me turn it up a little more.
the
you are directly connected to the nintendo
This controller always has trouble connecting.
It takes a second for it to be detected to press LR.
Okay.
Oh my God, bitch.
Are you here, dude?
What a man.
What a man, how are you, dude?
154 months sub.
What are you doing nowadays, bro?
Oh, you think this is a kid's game?
Okay, buddy.
I dare you, man.
Come play, dude.
Come play.
You'll watch your ass get kicked, man.
He'll be humbled very fast.
He wants to be humbled really really fast.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me? No one plays this shit?
Oh, really, fix? Oh, damn.
I know what maybe it's the matchmaking
Oh wait, whoops, back to title.
Try again.
It's 5 a.m. in Japan, there's gotta be some crazy fuck.
This is, this is the worst Q I've ever seen though for this.
Wow, no one plays this before I was at least getting some matches now there's no matches
Yikes.
Yeah, X-man. Nobody plays this fucking game anymore. Okay. Wow. No one gives a shit.
It was bad.
I only played dead games.
Some heli runs?
Mothafucka, I just did a heli run!
I've never- I don't- we got a new player here.
New player.
New footage.
New player, new footage.
Oh my god.
I'm sure he may have royally screwed up here.
Oh yeah.
Yup.
Uh oh.
Wow, that's bad.
Wow, this bag.
Maybe we can get this lemon to shift over.
Believe in the shrap-boys believe believe in me who believes in you
The tech, the tech, the tech, the technique!
There it is. Holy shit. They write books about that.
They write books about that, boys.
They write books about that shit. I know. I know.
Oh saved. Okay. Oh that, yeah those should connect right there. That's fucking stupid, but whatever.
Really, really, yo, that's that's basically a surrender motherfucker. That's basically a surrender
You see
And he surrendered man, he knew was over he lagged lag right right
You don't want to see a number of surrenders. So he hit the he just you know
Unplug the switch!
Still 44% win rate? Wow, then it can count.
What do we have here?
Oh, yeah, one Japanese guy stayed up grinding this fucking game. You crazy fuck.
What are you doing, brat?
What are you doing brother?
Not a nice!
All good, all good, yes, yes!
Boom!
B-b-b-b-boom!
Bing! Bam! Boom!
Boop-boop-boop-boop-boom!
Attack!
Whoa.
Still works out.
Oh, this is not good. I kind of messed up. Uh-oh. That sucks.
I can't combine those. We have a combo issue. That's bull.
Oh, there it is, we got a game.
We have obtained a game.
Damn, this game really... I'm trying to build to the... ugh, it's doing everything that is
great over here.
Interesting.
Oh, this fucking great.
This might push everything over and ruin everything.
Oh my.
Uh oh.
That's incredible.
Incredible
Wow those never connected
Shit.
I can recover.
I've been in worse situations.
There it is. There it is. Feels good man. Feels good.
Motherfucker you thought you were going to win this shabab? You thought you were going
to win this shabab? No you're not! No you're not!
Oh, buddy. Oh, come on now. That is literally a Kirby right there.
That is a Kirby.
I really don't want to do this. Oh, that's not good
Wait a minute actually that was amazing. Holy shi-
If I can have those connect it's amazing
But I've made the gap
Yeah, I need to pop the Kirby needs to pop up.
No.
I was hoping that Grape was gonna fall. Fuck.
Dude, he's gonna win.
He's gonna win.
These lemons don't help anybody.
That doesn't help shit.
Why would you roll that way and block the fucking strawberry that we needed?
Mmm, this is not ideal.
Oh, come on, man.
That's literally a whole formula right there.
Crazy!
Hello!
Crazy hello
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
I am farming, and I think it's gonna mess me up.
I am desperately trying to farm, and it's not good.
Lol.
What?!
That actually lodged?
You're fucking kidding!
That sucked!
I threw, I threw so hard.
Or did I motherfucker? Or did I motherfucker?
And that shit over there.
Interesting. Interesting.
Okay.
Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, a buddy.
You're not like this.
You're not like this normally.
Interesting Hop-Overs.
Okay, okay, that was a little scary.
Insane lemon.
Oh
No, go go down. Yes. I said it go down down. There it is
Another one boys another one
Japan defeated
Holy shit
God damn!
Holy!
We're trying.
He probably went to bed, boys. He probably went to bed.
He was probably like, fuck me!
And his bed is right next to his PC, so he just laid back, because he was already playing on his bed.
Fuck me! Fuck me, shit man!
Is this on Steam? Uh, we don't use that flood platform, okay?
This game requires a lot more hardware to play, okay?
It's a hardcore community, bro.
Really? Really now?
Oh my god, the timing.
This is awkward.
I'm doing that thing where I'm trying to farm again and it's gonna bite me in the ass. Holy shit.
It's giving me everything that I don't want right now. And then finally gives me an apple.
And may I just royally fucked everything up.
It was self-inflicted.
I
All right, I deserve to lose this.
I deserve a loss here.
This is disgusting.
There's trash everywhere.
The whole place is trash.
There's no synergy.
Okay, okay, yeah, maybe, maybe.
Alright, are we gonna have a foundation here?
Okay, okay, okay, hold on, hold on.
It's just like a nice little berry.
It's a nice little berry breakfast right now at the bottom.
Have a nice yogurt put some nice some frozen fruit on top some granola
Oh shit
This is going if I win this I will be surprised he does have a watermelon
That did not go in the right direction.
Interesting.
Wow. Wow. Okay, the game really wanted me. Okay, okay, whatever, whatever. Okay, okay,
okay, sure, sure. Sure. That's incredible. Those didn't connect. Sure. I'll tell you
type that. The strawberry is gonna fly over. Oh, wow, it didn't. Normalize, normalize.
Dude, what am I doing?
Sure.
Oof.
Oh, the tech failed.
I went the wrong way.
Strawberry is gonna be the end of me. I already know it
Wow they connected holy shit they connected
No, I'm farming again
I'm fucking farming again
I hate when I do this.
Yikes.
He got a damn watermelon
Now I'm farming again.
I
Bro, it's over dude it's over and he knows it dude
I
Okay, whatever man, whatever whatever
All right, clean.
Hmm.
Hold.
Okay.
I went in the wrong direction.
That's gonna fall oh shit I was hoping that didn't do that
Oh
Okay, okay
Wow wow wow wow
Oh
Did it connect shit
Um, how are we doing this right now?
Oh, there's so many fucking apples everywhere.
This might work.
Of course it didn't.
Oh, and it- maybe, maybe, maybe.
Oh, it's so close.
Nice.
You wouldn't fucking do that game.
Oh, we got a lot of situations here.
Oh, oh no.
Oh no, I threw.
Bro, bring the shit-ass pineapples together, please.
I don't know how to dislodge this.
I
Nice
buddy this is where you surrender bro this is where you surrender dude
Oh
Sure
We're doing this?
No.
Holy shit, this is trash.
You can win this, man.
You can win this.
You can win this, bro!
You can easily win this.
No fucking way he actually watermeloned at the end.
Wait, what happened?
Easy.
Wait, what?
Come on, I didn't mean to verse him again.
Another one boys easy
Yeah, what's the next sweet a tournament bra
We take that right there, we take that, sure, yep, yep, maybe, nope, random apple, but it
worked.
Okay, insane tech if this works.
Feels bad literally an apple right there
I don't feel like that was gonna happen, all good, all good.
Okay, critical lemon, push it over.
Okay.
Good land? Oh, horrible landing. Wow. It just...
Okay. Mmm.
Ah, that's not that good, that's not that good.
If I can get this to get pushed down, it's not bad.
Oh.
Gotta work through this a little bit.
bit. Oh my god! That was the clutch moment. That was the moment I needed. Still possible.
Okay.
Maybe. Yes.
Actual. Actual beauty right there. Holy shit.
I was missed the tech all that rolled the wrong way still winnable
Uh, yes. Wow, these are working.
That was nice when you have a good cleaning environment.
Very very nice.
Well kept, well cleaned, very nice.
Very good, very good.
Very good, very good, very nice.
This is very good, very nice.
Oh, this probably, uh, that's unfortunate.
I
Don't think I can connect this to make a big Kirby. I think it will kill me if I do this
Uh oh.
Land lamb.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, I messed up.
Mmm, that grape might cost me everything.
Or not, actually.
Wow, that went into the perfect spot.
This guy's struggling. He's about to lose.
Oh!
Oh, yo, let it happen, man! There was supposed to be a massive collision.
Boys, I don't have to tell you about it.
The watermelon just speak to me.
I don't know what to tell you boys.
Han Chan?
Oh really?
Sabotage at the end. This is literally plugged right into the switch
tune. Why are you losing connection randomly?
fucking random come on give me in
What a joke, it's gonna auto-surrender me.
Lost a controller.
I don't know why that was so difficult wait did it actually really wait he waited wow
Wow.
Oh, this guy's on point.
He wasn't going to lose.
Okay.
I see you.
I didn't realize...
Okay, this guy...
We got a game here.
We got a game.
I can tell the way he plays.
Okay.
I see you.
All right.
Shoot.
I see.
Unfortunate situation here.
Oh
I
What are we doing here, what are we doing there?
Wow, hold the meeting the cherry meeting
into the strawberry drop into the
So may I drop?
Okay.
Give it a second. I need the lemon and the pineapple to come together.
I need a treaty.
Interesting. They did not get... This might do it.
Hmm, okay.
Sure.
Wow, that actually went that way.
Okay, dude.
That is unfortunate.
Yikes. This game is reading me. Oh no. Everything is about to go to shit.
Oh
Sure sure yes, yes
Nope.
All good, we don't want it.
Where's your watermelon brother?
I don't see no watermelon brother.
That's a good song to wake up to.
Like in the morning, you know, it's kind of like a bright and early day song.
Like if this is your alarm clock.
Right?
Fuck no, bruh!
I hate this in two days.
Oh, I should have done, uh, whatever.
Yikes.
He must know it's over.
At this point, he just doesn't want the surrender, so I understand.
I am the same.
I understand, dude.
I get it.
I'm the same.
I know I know I know dude I get it I've been there dude I've been there I know what you're
trying to do I know what you're saying
okay
Oh
They're orbiting oh my god, he made though he made it. Oh my oh my god
I
Yeah, watch him win this.
That right there?
Oh.
I was hoping that'd be enough to push the strawberry down because all of that would collapse into
an apple.
It's still wood.
Okay.
There it is, brother. Nice try, brother. You tried, dude.
There was an attempt.
Oh, I don't have to tell you, man. Some of us are just naturals of video games.
You know what I'm saying? Some of us just, uh, just had it.
I know, I know.
Oh my god, 50% win rate, holy shit, Han-chan.
How about No-chan, bruh, No-chan.
Hit the surrender button, Rob.
I'm on No-chan!
How about No-chan?
Oh
This might fall
Oh
I'm a really good spot here
Pretty clean
No way that just rolled all the way over there, so random?
Oh, that sucks, whatever.
Maybe...
What up, brat?
What up, my brat?
What up my bra?
Me-me-me-me-me!
Buddy, look at this shit.
I don't leave anything on the plate, okay?
I don't leave anything on the plate.
All right, I'm very I'm very particular with the way
We don't leave anything on the damn plate
Really
Oh
Not that bad
Okay.
Oh, if I could have a tomato drop, that'd be amazing.
This is so beautiful.
Oh, there goes the beauty.
Holy shit.
Unless...
Ah, yeah.
Beauty lost.
Still doable, still doable.
Mmm, no bad.
Artist, holy fuck.
Hooooooooly shit.
How the hell is that watermelon, not an emote?
Oh, Larry working just dumb shit.
Oh.
Nice.
I'm going for the reset. Assuming he doesn't die here, I'm going for the reset. I doubt
But I'll make it though, I probably will make it.
Yeah, I probably will make it.
Oh, now it's just throwing grapes my way.
Oh, that went in a very bad direction.
I
Push it push push push push push. Oh
Shit I
Was hoping I'm gonna do no
Dude, I was so close to getting it man. I was so close.
I needed one more Kirby.
A reset is when you get two watermelons that completely clears the rectangle.
there it is boys a natural absolute natural I know I know
We're gonna go with this frame boys.
This frame right there.
Watermelon in the city.
Alright this is the TI, 51% holy shit.
Dude, this is a difficult queue, bruh. It's the Japanese queue.
Oh, this fucking guy. Single-handedly funded the game by buying all the DLCs.
Then no one bought. Okay, okay.
Hold on, hold on.
Okay, okay.
Insane bounce.
Oh
I have to play a bit of recovery here
Make the lemon, make the lemon, make the lemon!
Yes!
Risky, risky, oh reddit.
Another risky, oh this is a horrible angle.
Apple's gonna fall which is not good. Oh
Wait, I think I have a connection. Oh
Shit, it would maybe pop it
Okay, this is good
As long as that lemon doesn't fall
Okay
Please balance.
Oh, shit.
Dude, that sucks.
Interesting.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Interesting.
Interesting, this is a little all over the place.
That cherry might screw everything.
Saved?
I
I really want to move this apple down.
There it is, the tech.
What the hell is this guy even doing?
Is he just playing super slow?
Oh!
There's gonna be some malfunctions.
Yikes.
These strawberries might ruin a lot of connections.
Oh, no.
Okay, okay, with the Kirby connection, I want to get rid of that cherry.
I don't know if this is the play.
Shit.
Oh, okay, whatever.
Oh!
No!
He lost, anyways.
Oh, he lost anyways
Boys, I don't have to tell you man. I don't have to tell you man. I want a streak dude. I'm on a streak
What do you guys think?
I don't know, should I do another one? I think I should chill here.
Alright, this is the TI. This is for all the marbles. This is it. The 7-1 Suica Brazil.
Oh my God. This is it.
This is it, boys.
Okay.
weird weird start weird start
I'm just shoveling all the trash there.
Oh, that cherry just came back for a revenge.
Insane connect.
Really?
Oh, it's up in the strawberries would maybe connect?
Ha ha ha!
Okay.
There it is, boys.
There it is.
Back in business.
Oh, if these connect, they bounce.
Nice.
Oh my god, it lifted the apple!
Holy shit grapes, okay, sure, sure, oh the lag you fucking wiggling your ethernet cables
stop stop doing it bro.
Oh, he actually got it.
Oh
That's not good
The beauty that could be made if this was a Clementine, I think I'm gonna lose.
I
Yeah, he can still fail this.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
Uh-uh.
I threw it at the end.
Oh, yeah, that's CG, that's CG.
Yo, have a cherry fly out, have something connect and fly out, please.
Oh, really?
There it is.
Another humblest.
Sweet, uh, master.
Holy shi-
Come on back, come on, new shi- man!
I
All right boys, we're going to a new land, a land many know of, a land many know of,
but a land they haven't fully tried to learn.
A land...
What are we doing here, boys?
All right, where are we at?
Reset.
South Africa.
It's not South Africa.
Brazil.
Let's go.
Let's move off of the momentum of Sweden.
Let's move off of the momentum of Svika.
We're gonna flow the momentum over to GeoGuessr.
Okay, we're gonna go from the watermelon people
to everything else.
I already know.
Oh my god, I don't know.
That's fine.
That's fine, it happens.
I think it's the Philippines.
Malaysia. Red, white, Indonesia. Close enough. Right there.
Holy shit. Holy shit.
Okay, South America.
South America.
Freco, Biza, Iaki, Minibox, Acasa, Dakane.
Okay, okay, okay.
That's Portuguese.
I'm feeling Columbia, but there's some red sand.
Oh, shit.
I'm going Brazil. I'm going Brazil.
That's fucking bullshit.
I
Happened boys it happens
You're fucking lucky bro. Okay, can you make a fucking watermelon? No asshole
I'm not sure wait right side driving rare Baltic up for a new map of the racy
All right, I'm thinking... Sweden...
No, no, no, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Rail, Baltica, Pernuma, Polhittrassi, Rudititra Rastu, I... who stood?
Okay, hold the fuck on, man.
This is like, oh shit.
I went to Denmark.
Wow.
I went to Denmark, boys.
I'm feeling Africa here.
Okay, it's Brazil area.
Yeah, what's up with all the motherfucking Brazil, dude? I just saw a South Hollow.
Please tell me you didn't see it. You didn't see it. You didn't see it. Oh my gosh,
you didn't see it. You don't know. You don't know. You don't know. Go South Brazil.
South Brazil. South, South, South, South Brazil. South Brazil. Come on. Come on.
Mexico. Mexico. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. Yes. Oh, wow. Great. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
That's it. Yep, you got it. Oh wait. Oh, you didn't
That's unfortunate that's unfortunate
This fucking guy doesn't say the country under your shirt brother
We're the punk!
Oh, this might be where the GGs...
This might be where the GGs...
Oh, like...
I'm thinking Mexico or Columbia.
Coal! Coal!
That says Corazon or Coalumbia.
Coalumbia, maybe.
There it is, boys. Holy shit, sir.
I will vote for you. I will vote for you
Sure, I will vote for you
Looks like a fucking do I look like what what's what are we doing here Matt? What the fuck are we doing here?
Don't act like you're not a weeb, bro.
Oh my, 6-6-6 hit.
trash meta chat don't tell anybody this this meta exists secret meta none of the
YouTube videos know about this fuck it doesn't help I think this is America I
I think this is America. It is. It is.
America!
Where we at in America? Speak to me.
US Dot?
Tennessee, I swear that's TN.
Do I trust the truck and go all in on the truck?
I swear that says TN in before it doesn't.
Do I trust the truck?
It looks like I'm gonna have to.
I just didn't see where in Tennessee.
the truck. The truck. Right there. I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to get you a little
faster bro I'm just trying to get you a faster I don't got time okay okay this is
Geo guess your blitz I should know when I see brick houses in South America where
that equals. By now. But it hasn't clicked. Radio. This is a stereo vision. It hasn't
Click yet
Fucking ice cream truck
No, dude
Dude, I don't know where we are.
I think I'm gonna get killed here.
God fucking dammit.
I shoulda went north!
I don't know, no, no, don't do the reversal.
Jowl, Almeida, Oliveira, Aki, some bullshit, motherfuckers.
It's other bullets.
I went to Mexico.
Ow.
Fuck.
God damn it, man!
I was thinking it was Europe.
I was thinking it was somewhere in Portugal, Spain.
It happens.
Okay, it happens.
Technologically, technologically,
Azir, dos me, forloree.
This motherfucker, bro, you're 700, you know who the fuck you are, man.
I
Well, but not a co Alcana CA 36 when fuck is this
Swaila logistic Oh zone of Franca bus Urbana
No Plaza zone of Franca motherfucker in what country is the Franca dude?
Centro Ciudad. This feels like this is Portugal or Spain. Spain. Oh, it didn't update.
Okay! Fuck this guy, bro. He literally goes there on vacation.
I was going to say Southeast Asia, but I think this is South America.
Oh, yeah, you're born in South.
Where are we?
Oh, wait, it is Southeast Asia.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I don't know what I'm talking about.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Um, oh wait, I just see the Indonesian flag.
I was like, is it Indonesia or Malaysia?
I just don't know.
Damn, Indonesia's fucking huge, bro.
Like, god damn.
Do I just go to Jakarta?
I don't- it's not Jakarta, but-
Um, Saturday is right.
So, uh, yappies, this feels like turkey again.
You know, bro, I'm gonna go east, Turkey.
I'm going to the east.
No way, bro.
Did he take the wrong turn and he's traveling?
He might not know.
Holy shit!
Wait, he actually might have it.
Never mind.
Oh my god.
Holy shit, nuked.
I just nuked the 700.
That hurts.
That was like minus 30 elo on him or some shit.
Damn damn
Yeah, if you're gonna have that cat at that fucking dog that does that shit too
Okay, America.
Mansfield.
From now on, this is a Mansfield!
No woman!
So we're gonna call this Mansfield!
Arizona!
Boosie Russ? Are you fucking kidding me? Where the hell is Boosie Russ, man?
Okay, okay, hold up, hold up.
Where in the America?
Love the shite?
Fuck. This may have been a wrong turn situation.
I don't know what rank this person was.
Shit.
Ahhhh...
Come on, give me a sign. Give me a sign.
Give me a main road.
It's a beautiful day.
Driving down the road.
I'm trying to figure out where the fuck I am.
Come on.
Maybe.
I don't think so though.
That was a huge sign.
I actually think it was a zoom in of this.
Glendal?
Lots of farmland.
I'm just, I just hit the, just hit the,
I'm just gonna like central south
Lawrence farmland
Shit
Oh my god, but is this true
Boosterous Nevada? It could be bullshit. I feel like it could be bullshit and it's a
debate because of all the farmland. I don't know. Oh fuck. I'm gonna go right here. Ah,
This is going to hurt.
Okay, that's fine.
Whatever.
That was Ohio.
That's fine.
I think this is India maybe.
I'm bumma-dash. Yes. Where the fuck am I right now? Hold on.
Okay, we're in, we're in, dialogue, dialogue?
Dialogue, dialogue?
What the fuck, man?
Yeah, there's no words in this village.
You're fucking joking dude. There's no way you know, buddy. There's no fucking way you
know. Are you joking?
I
Wow, it was no oh it was it. Oh, it was Nepal. Oh, I don't know Joe. Guess we've been once in Nepal
Thank you, miss puppy. Do you so much home?
It's all this India or Malaysia or bar and gay song going on the bar and gay
the Philippines. I think it's Malaysia. I think it's Malaysia, not Philippines.
I'm on Malaysia right now. Malaysia, Indonesia, more so than Philippines.
Wait.
But then it says Verde Rosa phase 2.
And then that means there's Spanish influence.
Fuck me.
I'm going Philippines.
I'm either dead or it's a crit hit.
She's going Indonesia
Okay, okay, chill brother chill brother
I
Do it's 767 this guy literally is his fucking mouse mat his mouse mat is literally the map
Okay, that didn't fucking help, I have no idea, that did not help anything.
Help me bro, help me bro, please, fast!
Dude, that guy actually helped me.
What a fucking champion.
Who is that guy?
Who's in Romania?
Go tell him.
Go buy something for him.
Give me the receipt.
on the house. Where are my Romanians at? What the fuck? That looked like George Bush. Like
a younger George Bush or something. I have to do a double take. Dude, I have to do a
double-take man what the fuck is this I don't know I'm going border no
border Bolivia dude I didn't know I didn't know that's a bullshit 3000 hit
Africa, Africa.
That's over, bro. This guy's too good, man.
This is like a raid boss, and I don't have the gear for it.
Shit, man.
It's OK. It's OK. It happens.
It happens. You win some.
Complete the phrase.
Okay, I think we're in we're in the India Bangladesh Sphere.
My name my name my name my name my name my name
Ain't no f**king way.
Near Pepsi, God-owned old Dwarca Road, Kierke-Dala Guru-Gram.
Okay, I'm thinking we're looking for a Guru-Gram.
Oh, he found f**king Guru-Gram.
You piece of s**t.
How the f**k do you know this?
You know what?
We are in Bangladesh.
Ah!
Dude.
Ow.
Okay.
Ah!
That would have been good, man.
That would have been good.
I think the Indian flag was actually spotted.
As I'm now looking back, I think I did see it and I didn't acknowledge it and was
more looking for where we were.
God fucking damn it
Okay, come on
No way that says fucking Avon health center
Dude, we're in fuckin' Avon!
There's a lot of Avons, it's a common town name in America, but still.
I'm playing this so slow dude. I'm playing this so slow. And this is where I should win.
Detroit! Ava on Detroit! Welcome to Ava on Detroit!
Oh my.
Oh buddy.
Oh buddy, holy fuck.
I do not see Avon.
Hey, I was missing a second since I looked at fucking Detroit, man!
Akron.
I was fuckin hear about it, I didn't give a fuck, I didn't have to look at it, but I'm
a fuckin scroll ass map and look at that shit.
Yeah, listening and hearing about it, sure, I didn't whip up the fuckin map and be like
oh wow, okay, wow wow, can I see that map, huh?
I don't give a fuck.
the blurry Idaho sign will it kill the 767 that was actually a camera random
poll go south fucker go south gonna text this are you kidding me why do you keep
moving up north dude this bitch why do you keep moving up north that was the
Kill shot dude. Fuck. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm fucking dead.
Why should I rule your country? Why should I rule?
Okay, Estrada Romana. Was that me in Romania?
Aha! No English, funny man.
Okay, I want to say this is Spain, Portugal.
Oh my god!
He doesn't know.
And then, what?
I don't follow!
Alright, confuse him.
Uh, wait.
Can you see my message?
Psychological?
logical confused there we go fuck you he actually went there god damn it he
multitask get the fuck away from me stop moving your blip closer
ah shit come on man please
Are you kidding?
No
No, where are we where are we?
Where are we dude? Why are they driving? Oh my god, I forgot who drives. I
Forgot who drives. Oh my god. It's over. I
Think it's Malaysia
Who the fuck drives on the right?
No.
Why does that look like the American flag?
This is Malaysia or Singapore?
Wait, isn't that the Philippines flag?
Oh, my fucking God.
No, that's the Malaysian flag.
Malaysian flag has a crescent.
I'm pretty sure Malaysian flag has a Crescent.
Bro, please tell me it does. I swear to God it does. I think so. I think.
I think it does. Indonesia's white. I forgot the Philippines flag is like blue and white, I think.
With the sun.
kill him kill him deleted boys raid boss defeated all right if I hit 600
Oh fuck, he's back. He's back for his elo. Fuck, he's gonna get it. Oh, shit.
Buddy, just play the fucking game. Does this look like Omega? Shut the fuck up, brah!
All right, all right, okay, okay, that's fine, that's fine, that's okay, that's okay.
I'll be live tomorrow for a bit for Subnautica, yes.
I keep getting tossed around between Indonesia, Philippines, and motherfuckin' Malaysia.
I'm not sure.
Ding dong.
America.
What the fuck?
What the fuck, America?
This feels like the east coast.
So we're going to the east coast.
Go west motherfucker, go west!
Georgia!
fucking Georgia why you gotta why you gotta do why you gotta be all the way
down there man Georgia's the last place on the east that experiences fall
sambuzlana rasturaz vino sambu
I can't tell if that's Turkish or some bullshit it's not Prushev zekazen
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Naclupny, Zona, Brandy's.
Naclupny.
We are right here.
Oh my God.
wait that's easy there it is I'll take it bro I will fucking like her shit on him
I heard someone say Coke Zero is bad.
Ow.
I understand not liking the taste, but making something that is usually a hundred plus
calories I can and bringing it down to zero is incredible.
While not being water.
Like what the fuck?
Are you kidding me ma'am?
What's up with the triple check unless that guy's trolling?
This is such a weird match.
What a weird match bro.
This feels Russian instantly feels Russian am I wrong
It's not never mind, it's not it's not never mind trash meta speak to me
Fuck man the trash whisperer that's the worst fucking trash can dude
Sejuque gymnast apotec wait apotec wait a minute
hoping that's what I'm doing right now
opet Magisk okay I'm thinking I don't
know if it's Denmark Sweden
for me supermarket I don't know I don't
fucking know I don't fucking know dude I
don't fucking know the blue and white
I'm thinking Sweden. I'm going Sweden. I'm going Sweden. YOLO. I'm going Sweden. I saw blue. I every time I see these fucking poles
I think of Sweden and like 50% of the time I'm wrong. So flip of the coin
No way no way
I've been there on Euro truck
You piece of shit. I've been there on Euro Truck, man. I've delivered shit there, dude.
I know pinpointing exactly where is fun, but I'm not that good, and I require a lot of micro information,
and then a lot of bad map navigating to do it.
I know more of like a macro sense of where we are.
It's 40% of the time.
Dude, this is such a weird game.
Okay, I have never been able to pinpoint France's location.
I don't know what the fuck it is, France?
I can never pinpoint where we are in France.
I've never found locations.
One room Michelette wasquihal.
What the fuck?
I'm pretty sure that this is where it is.
Area code?
Where the fuck it is?
No way.
actual French word? Dude, no way. What the fuck does that even mean? Wasca hell? I don't know man,
that looks weird. Watch this be Belgium. I don't know if I should camp here or if I'm wrong.
I see something that said boardwalk boardwalk. I swear I did I swear I did but I think that's gonna be anything
I don't even know if I'm zoomed in enough.
I'm not going to find this.
Oh, buddy. I believe. Right in the center. I don't know, man. Wow. Oh, garbage. That's
That's wascahal is fucking tiny as hell.
Dude I actually pinpointed exactly where it was.
We're in Australia?
Oh, this is a dead end.
driving on the right. Can I just see a flag? Where the f**k are we man?
Uh-oh.
I went to Madagascar or some shit.
Ah, that was South Africa, that was Cape Town.
I was honestly looking for New Zealand and I went to Madagascar.
Alright, let's see if I'm quitting this game.
Dude, Shroud's a 26k, man!
Okay, bro, alright, man.
Whatever dude.
a real game did everything I had just played was real
I watched him yesterday as the complete opposite of watching you. Thank you man
my
It's gonna game here brother. Let's get a game here braday
One match to make me hate everything give me one of them
You're eating sourdough. Nice, you made it.
Yeah, sourdough is like the best bread you can consume.
It's easy to make too. I think the dough, the risers, the pain in the ass, the yeast.
But if you got some and then waiting.
If you have yeast, you're good and then you need to wait for it.
It really is the diet coke of bread.
It really is.
I got a triple versus doubles.
I'll play anything.
I guess the difference is Diet Coke requires a chemical.
A manufactured chemical.
They all do, but yeah.
Well, aspartame and whatever's in that, so it is different.
My Coke is low calorie, sourdough bread is not.
It's more like the logic of eating at a low calorie.
Let's roll.
Like if you're trying to lose weight and you don't want to give up bread,
you recommend sourdough
You want to get rid of soda you drink
Can't fully get rid of soda you drink diet soda and water
So it's like the healthier
bread
What do you mean lap my ass off what everything I said is true. What are you talking about?
Not that hard to follow
If you're trying to lose weight and you don't want to cut bread, sourdough is the way.
Sourdough isn't diet- no, you're not- no shit, it's not the same, but it would slot
into a dietary diet.
Like you could slot in a Coke Zero or a Diet Coke and you slot in the sourdough.
If we're talking about losing weight and calorie intake, those are two of the things you would substitute.
It was more the connection between the two. Whatever, bro. It's not that deep.
One more there.
Oh, he waited.
The 25k waited.
Just drink water.
You know what, man?
drinking water agreed you know what man being healthy requires you to sometimes
just eat the same shit over and over and over again it's boring as fuck like no
shit but life is too short not to consume food food is like one of the
Easiest joys of life like no shit fitness, but like brother
Bro's gonna be in the grave with a six pack
While never eating a fucking chicken farm
You know
Slow down slow down
You can do that I agree you can't do both so it comes down to moderation
Are they both a they're both a one of them select banana banana
What the fuck?
Come on, man, shit.
Who said what the fuck?
I'll fright you, buddy.
It sounds about taking something away that you like
I just thought it was about education and you're not getting used to other good foods.
Yeah.
No, bro, he's cheating.
Why do I love this garbage up?
I'm only playing this game if you're fucking a god damn
Driver's license is connected to premiere. Okay
At this point this game
Guys everybody playing this game is over 30. Can we have a fucking mature talk here these stupid fucking cheaters?
Like come on bro. Why are we actively wasting our fucking time?
We should have a goddamn counter strike boycott where these stupid motherfuckers make back live or some shit
Oh, yeah, I don't think he's cheating
Or maybe he's not shooting maybe he's not shooting
Maybe he's not shooting
He said maybe he's not.
You know what? I got it. How about this? How about how the valve buys space and integrates it right into Counter-Strike.
Just like how PoE integrates things like PoE trade right into the game. There you go.
There you go, fixed.
Fuck you.
Literally fixed.
Guess what, they also have more money than grinding gear.
Oh shit.
Banana.
Well I like this guy's crosshair, ooh I really like that crosshair.
I know it's just like a standard green one
All right, here we go we win now rush mid made up mid made up mid and take a
Okay. Dude, all his peeks left side. Alright, on my GL, let's move. No nades. Okay, we're
not going to name the guy up mid. We're not going to name him.
Wait, where are we going? Left side?
up mid. Just watch the guy who peeks left. Mid.
Full bubble, you don't smoke left as well.
She's in apps. Let's go, let's go. Arch.
You sure? I mean, no. I'm not sure.
Okay, we're going to be. Looks like we're going to be.
No, I got it.
They're probably coming up mid then care
Last guy in mid
You can't go apartment he might be an apartment
There it is boys we're better see yeah we're gonna do the same thing same thing same thing
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, was that your, oh, oh, you, you wanted that off?
No, there's none of that here.
I don't know.
Don't act stupid.
No, I wasn't paying attention.
BRO!
She's alerted.
Insane peek!
Good.
Come on, man.
He's running B, enjoy.
He's running B.
ruined ruined this guy ruined the fucking home the whole game
distinct
nice
it's free
speedway
That's great, buddy.
We can be picking the hacker.
Oh shit
Yeah, dude this guy's cheating too. No way dude this game is so fucking stupid man
It's actually the worst game man
This game sucks. I hate it. I'm sucking a loop
I hate it. I'm sucking a loop
We've dedicated too much time, real time to this game. We can't leave it.
This is a person, bro.
I told you this is a mental asylum.
Everybody's breaking up.
This guy actually has just-in-case cheats to turn on.
Right, you better...
You better- You better bought the pro edition.
Oh, we're fucked.
You got the free one! You got the free hex!
No, you didn't get the free trial!
One speedway, one B, one speedway, one B.
Oh, mom down?
No bum.
We're chilling today.
Oh, tell me that's the free trial, bro!
You can do like, paying- fucking use now, pay later services for cheats.
Yeah, what if this is a game mode?
You have one hacker on both teams and we switch between who's the hacker every round.
It would be fun.
That's a good idea.
Ha ha ha ha.
Everybody gets to be the hacker once.
Coming!
I'm running A. I'm on green.
Both are on green.
No.
Off the right.
He's left side, left side.
He should be dead.
Shot.
Peak bitch.
I'm scared they probably know
Okay, sleepy fuck man
That's such a shit round raw shit round. This is died earlier bad
You saw three times on shadow I did
Yeah, I'll be alive for a subnautica tomorrow. I'll do a bit of a stream
try it out you know it's like going it's like going to a water world it's on your computer dude
No, maybe he's just really good at stream saver.
He has 86.
He's got a number, and I'm delayed by an hour.
Shit!
I'm a...
Motherfucker!
She's off it, man!
Keep taking down, keep taking down, keep it!
They're gonna go mid probably.
Huh?
Wrong one.
Get him, Pimple, yeah.
I got there so fast.
Oh, did having this cheater on this fucked up by having the cheater on my team it cancelled
out the other cheater so now that's an interesting match.
It's a cancel it out.
Alright, the only thing is he has his cheats on and only has three kills.
What the fuck?
Wait, is he actually cheating?
I swear he looked like he was cheating.
oh you're good you're so good see you right now
no I move he's pushing me oh my god
it looked like he was did he was moving forward man I fucking suck dude
How did I miss that?
That was our round.
Nice.
That's fucking great.
I'll go. Turn him on, Zardberg. Just turn him on, bro. Press the button.
nice there it is there it is winnable winnable
she's a full timer though yeah still got a guy
I want to beat this
one, one minute
bro where is he going
Okay, you piece of shit
Never mind, never mind, we suck
Never mind, we suck, we suck
We suck, we suck
The terrorists win.
Shit.
How much is catastrike?
Cause couldn't you just be, uh, cause you could just make 10 accounts for like 30 bucks
or some shit, right?
It's free.
I don't know what, what about for a premiere?
So I want to cheat and premiere what what loops do that they go through or what what?
Yeah, what are they have to go through?
So they get a 15
So 15 bucks
So as soon as one gets back you just switch accounts and go to the next one
Already minutes of death match
I'm more thinking about what the tradeoff is of I don't think the cheaters care if they
get back because it's so easy to just go.
It's like putting a coin in a fucking arcade machine.
It's literally all game over.
almost like oh yeah bro they updated it's almost like when you get banned it's
like oh my god they updated wow that's when you know they updated the game
I'm coming to B. I'm dead.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
Here's Lee and Archies. Come on, below.
Only me and Boiler.
On back. His barrels.
I'm on back B.
Yeah, they're banana.
head shot it in five four three okay
I'm not banana
Damn.
Well, this was an unfortunate match.
That was an unfortunate match.
Is that the least?
three
Yeah
Yeah, that marketplace though stay that marketplace though, they're just gonna go the opposite side anyway
I don't know if I'm getting another one.
one more I don't think so around I don't think so brother don't let the cheaters
prevail they prevailed bro they prevailed
And the CS season, yeah...
He thought he was shooting him!
There's me.
Among us.
Oh, shit.
That is not even...
Just don't insta queue. Take a little break.
What the hell is going on, bruh? Damn, minus 368? Ouch! Ouch!
Yeah, I'm chilling here, boys. Guys, I'll be on tomorrow for some Subnautica.
A lot of Thursdays, Subnautica, we'll figure it out, we'll do a stream, we'll see what's
happening.
Chat, you guys enjoy the rest of your night, follow the channel, I'll see you guys tomorrow
for another one.
Enjoy the night, thank you for watching.
Yeah, regular time, full playthrough, it's early access, so I don't really know how
much content is even in the early access.
Chat, thank you for chilling like always, I'll see you on Thursday for another
one.
Hey, Jay, I see you there. Peace out.
Till next time chat. GG. Goodbye
Go back to me!