You
I
Oh my good, oh seven people
Let us catch me out
I guess when people house life what up what up it's Friday yes yes
Our guys doing people
Woke up waiting to play it sub Nautica
You know what I would say not really not really
Not really brown, you know what the inventory already got to me
It already got to me dude
game is cozy. Yeah. Forza popping up on steam. No stacking isn't cozy. I think if there was
less. Yeah, I don't know, man. It was it was it's a chore. I hate new games nowadays. I
I don't know, man. I don't know.
It's cool, but I think it's super mid.
I feel like some of the players, there's a bit of copium going on.
A little bit of copium.
But whatever, man, it's a hit.
The inventory is so easy.
Open waters. I think even I played Windrose. It was a good game. I think Windrose was better than Subnautica, for example.
Windrose felt a lot more...
Bro, they're both survival games, man.
Maybe I'm just like a board of the whole putting down structures and having chests to hoard
loot.
It's like always the same experience.
I guess with Subnautica, it's better because you don't need tools and there's no durability.
I mean, damn, bro, I think it's it's it's I could keep I could keep playing it.
I could keep playing it.
Yeah, there's like a lot of redundancy and survival games that I feel like gamers don't mind, but it kind of makes you doesn't it makes you feel like it feels like it takes advantage of your time out of out of redundancy.
see. You know, it's like, let me make it so something that will take like one trip, six
trips. Let me make something that let me make it so oh, to get to like the highest tier,
instead of it being like fucking wood, copper, silver, gold.
You make it so there's like,
you divide it even further to make it even longer
to get to that goal just for the sake of the grind.
I don't know, man.
Survival games are weird now to me, man.
Survival games are weird.
I love survival games,
but I feel like there's a little bit of,
you need to get into like a rhythm of just farming.
The same resource.
It doesn't hit as much as it used to.
It needs to be like an exceptional game.
At the same time, I think it's because I've played so many good survival games.
Every game is weird now.
Yeah, I think it's just fatigue off of the loops that all of these games traditionally follow and then the main thing is just like an aesthetic change.
So I think I just feel the rhythm more so than the familiar rhythm and pacing when you
know rip all the visual and auditory sense out of it. The mechanics slam punks even though
I say all this I could totally go and play a little more subnautica because I mean it
It is underwater, dude.
I could grind.
Once that goes.
You love Vamp Survivor, they're all the same rhythm, um, yeah, but I guess the difference
is Vampire Survivors is a new genre compared to survival games that have been a thing since
is Daisy Minecraft.
Very different.
One second.
you
I don't know, let's see here, shall we hit up some Forza?
Oh wait, do I even have the game?
Well, I thought I downloaded it yesterday.
Apparently I never did. Uh-oh, this is like a hundred gigs, isn't it?
Uh-oh, SpaghettiOs.
This is definitely a hundred gigs.
It is. Oh my god. 155 gigs. Oh my god. I'm not surprised. Dash or loot. What am I deleting?
What are we making room? Directive 8020. I got the best ending dude. I enjoyed it. I
enjoyed it because my ending was actually original. What else are we keeping here?
This game was surprisingly not bad. It was kind of funny.
And it's a bunch of potato smaller games. Yeah, LEGO Party was good stuff. They tried.
Delete Samson
What else, what else I captured to this game lol.
We see everything else looks good, power wash sim too, lol.
I don't think this is enough room still, you can actually control click on this page, you
can't.
Let's see is that enough.
144 come on man
Invincible was cool. I don't think I'm going back though Darwin was cool, dude
Keep digging dude some of these games man my little puppy that came was said that was a sad game
Demo for a game. I wonder if I can sort by demos and then just delete all the demos
There must be a way.
Demo?
Uh, installed. Okay, there's actually not that many.
Apparently these are demos. I don't know what any of these games are.
Do not recall. That's a... did I put
I put demons?
Oh, shit, dude.
You know what?
I don't think of, you know what?
There's no relevant demon game that I need.
So all of those were irrelevant.
It kind of worked.
I thought you can store tag?
How do you do?
You can't do demos?
Is there nowhere to do demos?
I guess I just have to search.
I guess that's all right. All right. All right. There it is. There it is. There it is. I'm
going to just, you know, assure. Let's see. 500 demos. It's got to be worth it. As this
computer is dedicated to games. Look at that. There it goes. That's satisfying.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Spring cleaning, boys. Spring cleaning. Spring cleaning. What do
me and rip concord play test is different from demos in it no dude it's still there bro it's still
there lies it's still there yeah we're we're fine we're fine all right now as I was there it is that
That was a solid 320 gigs freed.
Very nice.
And now we need a half a slice of that for 155 gigs.
Wow, wow.
200 gigs of demos alone.
That was a lot of years of demos.
All right, what do we have here?
what's happening. Anything new open waters marathon? There's nothing. There's nothing
you. You have C6 gameplay, they actually have gameplay already. Mid-Garder playtest? Brah.
What is Mid-Garder? How long is this gonna take? 35 minutes. Yeah, the streets of GeoGuessr are
waiting but I don't know about that while downloading it lags at the math
I'm gonna be honest brah. I don't think I'm gonna get into this just yet. You can try that one
Have a look loose Vietnam official trailer
Let me see
This game is gonna be good, but Arma will still I think Arma is just so good dude
I think armor reforger is just so good, but have let loose has its own vibe
different deads
I'll always play as reforger
They surprised the hell out of me. It's so good
What was the UI oh
My god, dude the who they promoted the Hulu UI dev
Are you kidding?
Yo!
Wow, what did they do to the game?
Oh, I see. It's three health bars on the UI now.
us a basic precision with sapient tech mapping their bodies fighters are more anatomically
accurate choose a fighter with a longer striking range and you'll feel the reach advantage of
an opponent with less details like hair muscles and skin match their true life counterpart
the damage is more accurate and clothing yeah where's the character creator all upgrades from
from uc5 that add realism to the fight the fight gets more personal in uc6 with multiple
variants for core strikes you now have the flexibility to get creative on your gameplay
style if you choose yuri your looping strikes have more length you know what it actually
doesn't look that bad this is a maybe this is a maybe i'm not a fan of the ui but to
Looks so whack. These games, UFC games are satisfying when you stun your opponent.
The stun effect is very satisfying.
comes with some exposure while also reducing damage to the head and body this game is fun
you play these every year for a bit because the 1v1 is actually satisfying to play
there is a hint to jake but like it's still a fun game
Way better than WWE, WWE is funny too.
This game is more responsive than WWE, so it feels like it feels more, it's just more
fun.
The overhauled perk system is yet to be there is just jank fun
With the new flow state mechanic giving new ways to gain powerful limited time bonuses for each fighter
It works in three layers a basic. Yeah, have they finally done that cross-play?
Flow boost which I can just get this on PC for fighting a specific style
Yeah, I think they have see games are actually pretty fun 1v1
online matches
There's no other game like it.
The one that tried was that boxing game that sucks ass.
That one that was like maybe gonna be good, but the UFC has better fighting.
Undisputed.
Yeah, this game actually has good hand-to-hand combat.
the MSG, MGM Grand, and T-Mobile Arena personalities of their own.
Undisputed, I thought, could have maybe gotten
it better, but they didn't.
It's not fun to play.
You'll hear Bruce Buffer announce your name
from the PA at Buckerhead.
And fans chanting reactions from each side of the game.
Yeah, but yeah, rid of the character crater,
I'm not interested.
that amplify momentum swings and reward success from unprecedented fighter movement
wait really crossplay is confirmed oh my god ufc six is built that just means more that just
means a bigger online player base different in every style faster cues
now i don't think this game is coming to pc though i doubt it
Yeah, that's good. Finally, cross play.
Feels good. No PC. Feels bad.
It's good, and then it feels the better.
It was a good, and then the better.
bro that's not gonna help you man
what
Okay.
Wait, he just started swimming towards the thing.
What?
Okay.
Sure, man.
Okay, sure, dude. Why not?
Hello, Luz, release date announcement.
Peggy 18.
They confirm how big the servers are June 18
This game is bait slop? Why do you say that?
Damn! Is this crossplay?
Because how that loose was PC and then you know the PC server browser and all that.
The alpha for this game was really rough.
Mmm.
Mm-mm.
Yeah.
Shit, brother.
Blades of fire.
Wait, what? This game came out yesterday from 5...
I've published by 505.
Oh wait, this game? Didn't this game already come out?
Did I play this game? Oh wait, I didn't get to the sponsor for this game.
Oh yeah.
Dark Light Survivor.
I think it's just on Steam now or something.
This game came out.
Is it there's some game
is rough frame drop stuttering text to small pixelated to read?
I remember the.
Demo was a little main.
This actually is out now, early access.
Yeah, I'm surprised uh, I mean it's early access
It does it looks it looks good if you like a vamp survivor, I don't know if uh
Yeah
Oh yeah, this game's coming out.
They have a release date for this game.
Yeah, no more room in hell too.
I thought this game was kind of potato.
I remember revisiting it and then still thought it was a little potato.
This is from Shovery2Devs.
It's coming out officially.
Anyone want to revisit this?
It was like...
Yeah, it was like not that great.
The caribou trail.
Okay, am I yesterday?
more turks
The Caribou Trail.
Huh.
The reviews are really good.
I look like, uh, you know, why not? Why not? Sure, bad. You stir a pot.
Why not? Why not?
Let's quiet.
This one 2026
of
Maxbrow the Ducks!
He's aint brudda, he's aint brudda!
He's aint brudda!
Come on, man. Come on, bro. What are we doing here?
Have you seen black jacket? It's a rogue-like blackjack game, bro.
We're hitting up some fours of horizon six, just waiting for it to download.
Let's move, let's move.
Hmm
Play got your games you will love them I
Don't think so bro. I don't think so I
Don't think I will I never got into got your games man
Genshin impact a little bit, but yeah
It stopped there
check down with the ship
down with the ship i think i played that isn't it uh
oh i don't have to play this like ftl kind of i don't think so rusty
New Battlestar Galactica game came out. Oh, well
All right, yeah, I could do a Geo guess your match how much time
We got 14 minutes
Will you play in a streamer AOE to tournament? No, I don't think so
What do we have here Amazon pressured one of its teams to develop an AI game?
They scrambled to make it work
What the heck man then got laid off the story of project Trident
dude
Maybe play Liar's Bar until download is ready.
The only people left playing Liar's Bar at this point it's like their bar that they go
to to hang out.
At this point this is like a regular's, the people left behind.
They all know each other.
Now this is their Discord server with graphics.
17 gigs.
It was great while it lasted.
Check out above land Rhapsody.
12 land raps are B
What do you like about it bro?
What do you like about it dude?
Okay
POS!
With swords!
With a chair!
Yes! A chair!
Are with all kinds of plastic weapons and all kinds of ridiculous ones.
Sha, who like that shit, bro? Who like that shit?
Fears, Pats. Who is bad, um? Pats that can really fight!
together they battle the bad guys and release the
what the hell is this man what are we even doing here dude is this a gotcha
game it must be
The narrator's voice was the best part.
Going back to Tarkov?
I don't think so.
I don't really have any...
I don't think so.
Need for seat?
I had the last chair game I played.
I bought it and no one was playing in the multiplayer servers.
This is now another chair game attempt.
Let's share standing.
Y'all rip forza.
Is this out?
It's not.
It's not out the music the music
it's trying it again last minute sitting is out and really good I just said no one's
even playing it I told you brother online PVP nobody's playing
a dude there's no one there bruh
forza forza rice here
check nightfall a daring journey
mmm was we're chilling on the trailers was we're chilling on the trailers
Ain't nobody Poggin bruh ain't nobody Poggin there's one guy that was trying to Poggin he didn't he wasn't successful
Let's see what the hell you run let's see how forza does let's say let's see where we where we end up here
I don't usually play these games for long. I feel like the racing games get kind of boring fast
But apparently this one is pretty good.
They have the Battle Royale and Forza Horizon 6.
Wait, they do?
Really?
Oh, shit.
Hold on.
What's it called?
The Eliminator?
Oh, really?
Okay.
Hold on.
That was not a bad game mode, but I remember like no one ever played it.
You got some cues here and there.
It was decent.
It was pretty fun.
Shittiest game mode ever.
You know what bro?
We get to drive sports cars very fast and race.
fun for a little while. They have a hide and go seek mode as well. What? In coming hour
and a half cheesy tutorial. Oh wait, do they have that in this game? Uh oh. They usually
have like the intro of the map and then you get to the festival and then it's you start playing
you usually have this game start
ram fights 1v1
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
Okay, okay, whoa, whoa, you're up
Half horn?
Wow.
Okay, then why not?
Have you seen grid grief?
Have I seen grid grief?
of
Huh.
Yeah!
I would say it's more like Balak's pit with that one other game.
one of the game. I like the two other games with the third one, two other games with the
third one. Slam punks play test. Oh, buddy. Oh, buddy. What are you guys playing, bro?
What the fuck are you guys playing? All right, that is the question. We're going to see we're
We're gonna drive some cars, all right?
Some people don't like vehicles, all right?
Some people are like, cars aren't fun.
All right, we're gonna do a little racy, racy here.
I gotta see the M5.
You know what? Forza Horizon, you kind of go and see some cars you might, you know, you might want to maybe, you know, like a showcase.
I got to see what the M5 looks like.
I got to have the 2026.
I have my license, but walk slash ride my bike everywhere.
Come on, man.
All right, let's see, let's see.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
BMW line is DLC.
Lies.
That'd be kind of funny.
Well, you gotta temper your expectations. This is Forza Horizon 6, okay?
The next actual good racing game, crossing my fingers right now, will be the, um...
Pod racing game.
I pray every night it will be good.
And GTA 6 racing. I'm actually honestly, dude, yes, I'm looking forward to GTA 6 online.
I want to level up a character and play the mini games. I would I would play it right now on GTA 5. I'd play GTA line
Just to play the mini games, but it's it doesn't it's not gonna hit the same. I'd rather wait for six
Alright, controller in.
Let's see, oh and golf?
I want to do that.
Now these are the same devs making fable.
Same devs.
I
Know this whole moth vodka is gonna be muted
Same intro
It's not a bad intro
Okay, okay.
I meant to go to settings.
Alright, here we go.
What are we at here?
Motion blur?
Blur in racing games
It ain't no trackmania
Super resolution
Okay, I think we're good here right I think we're good here
I think we're chilling here.
I think so.
Why would I turn off DLA?
I think we're good here.
I think we're good here, right?
you know the fact that this doesn't default to the PlayStation controllers a
little weird it shows Xbox settings or am I yeah what why is showing Xbox game
Yeah, but wouldn't it just have like default support for your Eddie controller?
Because Xbox Microsoft game...
Yeah!
Excuse me?
It just cancel out everything I did and was like, yeah, we got it.
Yo!
Excuse me?
No, it didn't we're good
Ray traced reflection quality
Screen space GI quality ray trace GI
I want the car to look real is this the realest I can get it
I don't know, I don't know, this is it.
Bro, we're playing this to drive cars, the closest we can to drive cars without going
outside.
That is the essence of these games.
Can we simulate, can we make it so good looking inside?
Did I miss one?
Can we make it so good looking inside?
Which one did I miss?
I think I got everything.
Assisted Steering Default Assists?
If you're a returning player, I'm a returning player.
Ah, let's see, man.
What do you mean, bussy mode?
The other mode was more bussy.
Oh, this might take five years.
Wait, you have to fill your tank in Forza Horizon 6?
You have to actually get gas for your cars?
No?
Oh.
Oh, there's just way more gas stations in the car are in the game.
Let's see, let's see. What happened? Why does this seem frozen? There will be a lot of rewinding.
to love it here I have so much to show you there's just not enough hours in the
day and guess what Jordan will be here I've been busy getting everything right
I got the garage all set oh he's here how to go
Everything they said is true. You wouldn't believe this, but
There's a huge event this week. Legends and all over
Making their way to the festival. It's gonna be on another level. I hope you're here in time. I'm going to get this
Let's see, let's see.
It's definitely a GT-R there.
It's Scotty Tyler on Bass Arena, and it is the start of a brand new day here at Horizon Japan.
So if you're listening in your car or you're kicking back on the bullet train, well, enjoy your day.
I mean, shit, round fours of games always look, or some of the best looking, if not the best looking racing game.
They always pass the graphic test.
Oh my god!
Oh yeah!
Oh, this is the tutorial boys!
Alright here we go, as we were, as we were.
Take two, take five.
I
Gn driver, okay, bro
You don't want them to do any more festivals?
Oh, shit.
I swear this is like the sixth game that has shown the mountain.
Fiji. Fiji. Fiji.
So many... how many... how many games?
Assassin's Creed Shadows, this one.
Maybe that was it actually. I swear there was like a third and a fourth.
Yo, Tay!
Sir, I am not rewinding.
Oh, God!
Random drift to the left.
There it is, there it is.
Oh, yeah, forgot yo hold on windshield wiper dev
Yo, it's actually wait a minute
Wait a minute.
Well, I need to see a storm.
Wait a minute.
I heard you can destroy every single tree,
but the soccer trees.
And they enhance the audio.
Oh yeah, that sounded fucking nice in the tunnel.
That sounded nice, pro.
Yeah, this car is fucking nice. What is this car? Oh shit
What far as this
The Toyota
That's a sexy-ass card.
Who the hell is this guy?
Okay, man.
I'm cutting.
There it is.
Yeah, usually the intro is the most hype of the whole game.
Yeah, you see the intro is the most hype of the whole game.
And it's like, yeah, he's about to fuck you, go deliver this shit, bitch. Peace.
we made it character oh yeah can you randomize
I
How do you play this game? Oh
All right, where we going here this guy body type wait
Okay
We'll play this guy, bro. Who gives a shit? It's more about the car.
I'm trying out a new hairstyle.
It's called Hitman.
And I've also been in multiple crashes because I don't listen.
And I drive very fast.
But I've lived for this life
Wait, can I do more prosthetics?
Oh, I see how this works. Wait, wait, prosthetic right foot
Yeah, the lore is I just love driving so much
And going over the speed limit and doing street races
And I've paid for it
but damn I love it names
couldn't you do potato
I used to call me potato bro
potato they still think they kept it
Hey
Oh my god
Make yourself at home whatever you need just ask
Hey, we've talked about this for so long and it's actually happening
So what's next may
Glad you asked
Another two of you dropped everything to be here
So I got you both a little care package
Everything you need to make the most of your time here
First things first
When in doubt, explore.
He's a crash dummy.
But with your driving skills, finding a job isn't easy.
Tell me, what's the local racism like?
How about street racing at night in Tokyo City?
And if that wasn't enough, I have one more thing to do.
Tokyo.
What?
Ow. That was loud. Ow.
Ow.
ROLL!
Come on, man!
You look so stupid, yo, fuck you, man!
Racing is my life!
I have paid for it, but I still- I'm still racing, it's in my blood.
What a random ass choice.
I mean the Nissan Sylvia is probably the sickest out of all of these.
That's a nice ass car bro.
I mean the Sylvia is the way.
The Toyota ain't bad either, but I feel like the Nissan is the way.
Come on, dude.
This is like picking your starter Pokemon.
Okay.
Let's see.
Wait, you have...
I think you have that GPS that talks to you in this game.
Um...
Oh, this is gonna take five years.
Oh this is gonna take a while. Oh this is gonna take a while. Give me a second. Okay
what's the alphabet again? Alright we're almost there. Potato. Potato. That's a ton.
Shelf funny man, Shelf funny. Shelf funny. That works. Dude, it's off-center, bro. Ruin.
Yellow free car? Feels good. Oh shit.
The road on the street is, the horizon qualifiers are coming in high.
Yo, this is a fuckin' nice, man.
Why you enjoy this jam.
Jordan Chambers.
Welcome to Tokyo City.
This is the closest on the place right now.
I'll show you around, but stay close.
Events are getting set up all the time.
Sorry, I treat everything as a race.
Roadbox.
Just follow me.
I don't use road for the back of my hand.
Roger.
Can you break everything?
What is that noise?
Oh, why don't I drive?
There's an auto drive.
Alright, I got this.
Very nice. Let me just hit the brakes. Ah, there you go.
Follow me at the brakes here. Oh, perfect, perfect.
Very nice.
Clean.
Oh shit, this is the time I have it? Ah, okay, good. We kept the line. We kept the line.
Very nice.
Left here. Left, yep.
How the hell do you change the radio station?
Coming up to Shagran Crossing now.
We're taking a right. Watch them coming chop it.
I am a- oh, oh, oh, oh, excuse me.
Okay, listen. I've got us three a chance to race around a new horizon of evidence.
It's just a taster, but hey, surprise! We'll be meeting up with a couple of my friends.
They're the ones who helped me organize this.
Okay, okay!
Very nice, very nice!
We made it.
All right, let me introduce Yuji-san and Keiko-san.
When they're not at the workshop perfecting their builds,
they help set up races for the festival.
Please, just Yuji is okay.
We have a new route here ready for testing.
We need you to make sure it's fun, make sure it's horizon.
Plus, it wouldn't really be horizon if we didn't make it a race.
So, up for it?
Of course.
Do you even need to ask?
Well, I also need someone to test the tune on my R32.
What did he do?
Horizon Zero...what?
Horizon...oh I was gonna say, don't you usually spawn in the Horizon Festival?
Can you take some missions and do a bunch of stuff right at the Festival location?
Remember, this is a race.
So...no holding back.
Alright, first race boys, here we go.
Let me show you how to drive those.
I can't change the radio station.
Easy.
There it is, boys.
Oh my gosh!
I
Imagine losing those guys
I have reindeer reindeer is
It's alright
It feels like the rain isn't impacting the windshield at all.
How the hell did that guy pop off ten years ago and no one has ever replicated since?
This is the peak!
The damn peak of racing games!
We'll never see it again!
I didn't see that in the video.
I lost it.
What can I say brother? What can I say brother?
Thank you. In that case next time we meet I'll expect you'll have your wrist bands. So go qualify
There it is
Yeah, can I jump right into online
line. Oh my god, spring. Welcome to the spring qualifiers, our path to the festival and our
first wristband. Standing in our way is the horizon invitational.
Yeah, don't have an auction house to just buy the car you want these qualifier events complete enough of these
And we'll have a place in the invitation
First step on the road to legend island better get to it
What do you want to do first? I want to buy a new car, man
Okay, fine. I'll mark dirt racing
Retro sports
Wind farm across country
I just do this one
Let me get that new let me get the new car and then wait, how do I do this?
My horizon oh, yeah, wait, it's right here
Oh, yeah, okay. You have to go here
Change car I don't have a car
Hey, welcome to the auction house. Let me explain. This is like a marketplace for cars
You can put ones you own up for auction or be it on ones that you simply show right your collection
Take a look and happy bidding. It says you have seven is the auto show best kind of shopping
Have a browse, look at what's selling and hey, you know, maybe even buy yourself a new car
So what the fuck are you guys talking about? You have no money
Wait, what are you guys talking about? I have seven cars. Oh
Yeah, I do
Shit, I hit B one more time.
I didn't mean to do that.
Ah, I missed it here.
Try the Ferrari, maybe.
I'm gonna try doing the BR.
Oh, campaign, collection.
What bodies do they have?
Do they have an M5?
They do, but they don't have a new M5.
DLC?
Yeeeeeeahhhh.
Actual $200 DLC.
yeah man I don't know man which one which one where was that I'm Toyota's
supercar that was kind of nice
Honda Civic
GT prototype
How much was this?
Oh, you can see how other people have, uh, oh this was always in the game.
You can see people's liveries.
You can use a voucher, it's free.
250,000, I don't have enough.
voucher
We'll take it we'll take it I bought a Toyota I bought a Toyota Toyota explode
Yeah, this is a sexy-ass car dude it kind of reminds me of the LFA
But like I think it's nicer than the LFA
yeah that's a fucking clean ass car dude
you go inside
interior's
mrrrrr alright
buy it in real life maybe I think that's something you keep in this is a car you keep
in the garage. Yeah, this is fucking beautiful dude. Goddamn!
All right, how do you get into the battery out? Yeah, this guy's wicked sexy, man.
They're crazy, yes, car. How do you go online, compete, rivals, top the leaderboard, find
and start a convoy horizon solo welcome to horizon play here you can face off
against other competitors online in a variety of game modes hide and seek by
playing any horizon and levels come by just for you to show off it's a classic
game of hide and seek or is our horizon six hiding stay hidden
Yeah, no way, man.
Who's playing hide and seek?
My gaming PC, or my streaming PC keeps alerting me every single time I get a, what do you call it, an achievement.
How do I shut this off, man?
I've been on both
Maybe that picks it. Oh, the event, whatever.
This is...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're good, we're good. This is the most the game will ever be popular. Hold on.
Oh, Windows G, okay, I think I fixed it.
Yeah, this is probably going to be so gimmicky.
You just watched the Drive Club video in the rain, it's crazy.
Oh yeah.
Oh, actually, you can see the windshield a little more.
It's apparently raining.
It is apparently raining.
or not.
Yeah, the detail on the map is nice too.
I mean, it's definitely a very beautiful looking game, bro.
Wait, what's going on here?
I can't press anything.
Wait.
Am I like stuck in a matchmaking?
I... none of my controls were.
And you are?
Oh!
It was loading me in!
So, the hider's aim is to blend in, look like normal horizon traffic just minding his own business.
You'll need smarts, not necessarily speed to win.
No, give me this one, give me every game, ahhh, one more one!
You have to blend into traffic? Okay, let me see here, you are the hider, avoid the seekers.
Alright, hide for four minutes, escape to the end zone.
Let's see if this game is fun, even though it looks like the loading screen is broken.
Alright boys, here we go.
Seekers are looking for you amongst the traffic, and their goal is to catch you out.
When a Seeker is near, your detection bar will fill up. Hit 100% and it's game over.
For now, your main goal is to avoid detection. Once your goal destination is announced, make your way there in the time limit.
No!
Hold on, man!
I'm just gonna work.
Hold on, just gonna work.
Is that my car making that noise?
That's another hider right there.
That's definitely another hider right there.
Nooooo.
Wait, so we just have to drive naturally for four minutes, and then we have to wait till it shows us the exit zone.
I gotta play the seeker to see the difference. This guy's definitely a player.
Chasebreaker? I don't know what that is. I hit Y, nothing happened.
I'll match his speed
Yeah, this looks real map
You've got a great ability in your arsenal there. It's a power drain.
It will slow any seekers that are nearby when it's active. Slow seekers means more time before you're detected.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
So I can like slow their car down. Yeah, how do I look behind me?
Oh, sure.
Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh!
Okay, found the seeker.
I think that's the seeker right there.
What?
Okay, dude, that seeker is...
I don't know what's going on, how did he not even get me though?
I hit Y.
If I just like hide right here...
I thought I had to drive.
I don't follow. I'm still alive. Seeker's detection. I'm trying to see if the game mode
his ass are amazing. I'm not sure yet.
Oh yeah, the view distance here is very nice.
Oh yeah, he's right behind me.
There should have been a game mode where it's one guy racing the other guy.
Either it's a tag game mode and you're going in the wrong lane like this.
So you have to try to chase me while we're both dodging vehicles.
That's a good game mode.
How am I going there?
I dodged it, I dodged it.
Good thing, minor progress.
Oh
Really
Link to wheel the brother I don't I don't know are these the other people are these the other people hiding
The invitation bar is almost full. You might want to rethink your tactic here.
Ah!
Turn around.
What did you say you could do, sir?
Oh, lucky. Sometimes you just get caught out of the hideout.
Go again if you want. The rolls are randomized, so you might get to switch it up.
Okay, wait. Hold on, dude. I- I don't- I'm-
Okay, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, bro, I was pressing Y, nothing happened.
I pressed Y like 10 times.
I gotta try that again, hold up.
It was four minutes of nothing and a four minute race to the finish line.
in my latest update you can now utilize the auto drive feature drone mode world
builder and the what's next suggestion feature let's explore that now ma'am I
need to go back I will recommend what you should do next you haven't qualified
for the horizon festival yet so I've recommended I know what I'm doing next
I know what I'm doing next.
No one plays Forza for online, but clearly we are, girl, look how fast the queues are.
I want to be the seeker.
I want to be the seeker, and then I'll look over there.
Excuse me, network error.
I think every time that happens I just have to re-cute.
And then we're going to do the Eliminator.
They have a race mode that was kind of like a track mania where it keeps changing it
Is that what horizon racing is where they use just constantly different cars
Yeah, I'm surprised I don't have like a cops first robbers or something
I
Do in a speed zone and throw it to the end and don't leave the road
Nice that's your average speed locked in oh and after again every time you think you have a faster car put it to the test
Oh here we go we got a game we got a game here we go here we go
I'm getting a new Pharah soon.
I mean I at least like Pharah so it's...
All is something on my mind as what's next.
I don't know though.
you
You
Whoa
I tripped over something oh that's a wall
Bro that was a wall what have we done?
I was following you dude!
How do you- wow, okay.
Now I'm the one tree you can't break.
Found the tree you can't break!
Oh
Where's this guy oh my
And you can't break the cherry blossom
I
Oh, man!
Why does everybody have a G-Wagon?
I see him, boy!
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
That was a strong-ass move.
Ah, that's him right there bro.
He turned around, that's him here, that's him bro.
I'll cut him off.
I like hyenas.
I don't know.
I'll be right you're near the hydra figure out which car is if you don't already have
If you stick to them, their detection bar will go faster, and it's the time that you are the winner!
Yeah, thank you for the push!
Yeah, that was Ashton Pro!
Your teammate pushes you.
Yes, I'm clearly the best seeker. This guy has used Y on me twice.
twice
You saved his life for me. I am the threat
What happened now? What happened dude?
I'm still lost because there's five people in the lobby so is there supposed to be three
hiders and three seekers. You're telling me it can be a 5v1 versus the hider? That seems
so difficult for the hider
I see how that sounds so difficult
wait really I can do a Tokyo city food delivery
ok potato, I have secured the nearest possible job
wait I can do deliveries on my supercar?
Okay.
The future.
Do you want to be your drinks in my car?
We'll do one door dash over here, let's see here.
Oh wait, oh!
Okay, they're gonna have to wait.
They're gonna have to wait here.
I'm a seeker again.
In a, I don't know, an M8?
Sure.
Not even Godzilla destroyed this much? Okay, bitch.
Okay, motherfucker.
Kind of a fun mode. Oh, I think the hider is way more exhilarating.
I like how seamless the multiplayer is.
If we kinda decide to load in and go, that's how GTA 6 should be.
Yeah, 5v1?
You just fucking seamlessly load in and then load out.
Where you at boy?
Why's this guy's lights on? Why you got your blinkers going huh?
Really?
Dude, no way.
It pings him out of all the traffic.
Yes, right?
I guess, well, that was very strong.
We lost him.
Ow.
Wait, he's still here. Why do you hit Y? He's still here.
I feel like we're a bunch of hyenas and this is Simba.
I just watched, I just rewatched Lion King.
I'm sorry.
What up man?
What a man!
I thought you were the guy.
Oh!
Boys!
Excuse me, I'm going.
Are you kidding me dude?
There's Sherry Lawsons everywhere!
I'll cut him off boys, I see him.
I got him, I got him, I got him, I'll take it from here, I'll take it from here, I'll
Thank you for mayor. Why are we fighting?
Yeah, he's actually hold on man.
I think it's this guy right here. Yeah.
brother brother
oh I went off of a jump
Oh, that's my guy.
Oh, there's a revamp!
He's gonna make it.
I don't understand this game mode at all, it makes no sense.
Like, okay, I was following him for like an hour until I hit a ramp in the ground and
spun out.
I have set your route to the nearest possible...
Alright!
I gotta deliver this food real quick.
Actually, I wanna do it again, I don't care.
I canceled it.
I think I was in a bed.
Oh, I'm going to get out of here.
I'm going to get out of here.
Shashimoyama Charge?
I thought that was in a bin.
We got a gas station here.
Where the hell did this guy get his food from?
So either I deliver food in my car, or I need to go pick up a car that has food in it to deliver it somewhere.
And just show the specific van.
So I might need to go get the van.
You do get a van?
Some nice rows, bro.
three two hundred
we've got a pretty complicated technical announcement from the horizon so
I'm going to die, I'm going to die
the link skills are new, festival tech, that increases your skill chains
makes them a proximity of other drivers, that's right
What type of dumplings did this guy order?
Oh, there's... Okay, we're going... We're going right into Tokyo.
Oh, I missed the exit. God damn it.
We'll take the next exit.
I'll take the other exit.
There's no other exit.
Not the other exit.
All right, we're at the destination and half a mile, I'll say they did a great job with
the map.
The map is fucking nice.
Lockout delivery!
Alright, I think the ending was simple.
We get notified that a restaurant has some orders ready.
Go pick them up, drop them off to customers, and try not to get away.
Sounds good, brother.
What are we doing here?
And then we're going to go back to the Eliminator.
Okay, alright, alright, Rocku Rocku Express.
Okay.
Okay
Wait, can you increase the FOV in this game to make it look insane
Uh, uh, whoops.
I saw, I think it was at the bottom.
I don't know if this will look ridiculous,
but I'm just gonna turn it all the way up.
I think that was all the F-I-V stuff.
Yes.
Yeah, this thing's crazy, man.
We made it.
We're all about efficiency here.
I'm here.
Oh. There it is. Smells great, smells great.
How am I gonna eat one of those?
Two stars, 100% drift points. Riza, air and drift scores.
Yeah, this thing is randomly really really good at perfect
we'll make it we'll make it we'll make it come on now
Yeah, this is the best drift car in the game.
I'm stuck. I'm stuck on something. I made it. Rocko Rocko. There it is.
This smells great. Thank you.
You know what I just did to get here in time.
It's not my car.
Nice. If you want to, you can go ahead and collect another delivery.
Yeah!
The lore is I have prosthetics on all my limbs.
I've just been wanting to be a racer my whole life, but it's dangerous.
I've paid the price many times, but I still want to race.
Allure
Yeah, where we going are we gonna hide and seek the eliminator BR
What is told
I'm a random guy in my game.
Oh yeah, this is beautiful dude.
God damn.
You know what, I judged Forza for not having an immersive UI.
She should just shut off.
Like they get you to just shut off here.
Right there, shut it off dude.
to be able to do that. So,
everyone starts with a level
one car on equal footing. Now,
once you get into the arena,
you'll be given the chance to
upgrade. Alright, pick where
you want to spawn. Alright,
here we go. Here we go. All
the good drops usually happen
near buildings and landmarks.
Select start point out.
Here we go, boys. Here we go.
Insane starter car. I don't know how many players per match. I don't know
Here we go here we go 30 people in this
42 drivers
I don't even check the map.
I really shouldn't get in.
That is the outskirts.
Are you kidding me dude?
I got to go back.
Oh, select works by the way.
Yes, I'm going back.
That was the... Bro, what are you talking about?
No, thank you. I'm not ready. I'm going to get out of here.
I'm trying to challenge behind is... Oh God.
Get away, get away, get away, get away, get away!
No I don't.
You're literally, he like, he knew we were gonna have to U-turn.
I hope he crashes into a cherry blossom.
I don't, I don't know about this.
He's so far on a straight!
No way!
Wait! Wait! Didn't he mess up?
Oh my god.
Wait!
I'm lost.
This is faster than following a route.
Oh my god, we're going uphill.
Oh god.
Oh
Yo, thanks, I couldn't take I could have gotten this like an hour ago, dude
He's about to get the Ferrari.
I hit X. Really?
That's unfortunate.
That's actually unfortunate.
How is this guy not hit the end yet?
It's the furthest fucking mile I've ever driven.
Like, what do I think is going on here?
Okay, that was fucking dumb.
Let's try that again.
Let's try again.
The game looks awful on stream. Ah, well, that's how it's always been.
There's a lot of destruction foliage, and it's a fast-paced game.
Manana manana! Swinger the Horus!
Yeah, I lost. I lost. That guy did that head-to-head, and you get a race to eliminate.
Increase your horizon play level to earn rewards. There's this limited edition Eliminator car.
I'm winning one of these I will win one of these I just spawned on the highway
Okay.
We back, we back, we back!
Give me an exit, give me off this.
I'm literally nowhere near.
I could I could chase this guy down. I forget how you challenge that did you honk
Whatever he's going in his own direction I'm gonna head to the circle and look for some upgrades
Like there's a purple one over there, and I feel like someone's gonna get that one.
They're gonna find one in front of me.
You gotta search for the upgrades.
Or you race and beat them and you get a tear up.
I don't want to come across this guy, there's nothing good here.
I'm looking for a fucking upgrade now
I mean the circle is gonna shrink when I head towards the center
And I think I see upgrades.
Wow, this one climbs up those.
I'm making a map up here.
There's a festival over there!
Dude, where are any of the upgrades?
There must only be a certain amount on the map.
I don't see any- OH OH OH!
Finally, holy shit.
That shit-ass F-150?
I mean, it's a tier four.
All right, good thing I drove all the way down here because yeah, that shrink was heavy.
So I can race this guy and get a car for it.
That guy's already on a tier 7.
Oh, we're doing this, bro, we're doing this!
We're doing this, bro!
Full speed!
We're doing this, bro!
What?
Ah!
Shithead!
Ah!
Recalculate the route.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
The GPS is a lie!
Oh fuck!
I made it up before him!
I can win this.
Winnable, Winnable, Winnable.
Off all the road.
No way he's going to beat me.
I
Think so
Oh my god, you know what that was was this?
Oh, and...
Oh yeah, you can all let me eat.
No, I don't want to shit.
I don't want to shit that scar, dude.
I kinda want to keep this scar, but I need a tier 5 up for it.
Yeah, I feel like that F-150 was just like a bulldozer.
Okay, so I think these two are in a race, that's why I can't interact with them.
Yeah, I think these two are racing.
The guy was on tier 7.
I don't know how he's so good at finding cars.
Release his powers up!
I gotta go back.
Just not like there's another car near me.
Oh my god, this should make a survival game where you are, it's like this and this is
how you farm resources.
They're not a single death player here!
I'm in the center of the arena. There's no upgrades all found an upgrade
Oh my god, are you kidding me?
Does the orange tell you where a potential upgrade is it's like a heat spot
What does the orange tell you?
Alright, 19 players.
I'm on circle.
I think it just means it's an off-road.
Dude, these bridges have killed me since the tutorial.
That is the third time a bridge has destroyed me.
I'm actually stuck.
Oh my god.
Ah, bad luck.
Car drops empty.
Get that first next time.
Another thing worth mentioning.
Oh my god.
Ah, bad luck.
Car drops empty.
Get that first next time.
Another thing worth mentioning.
If neither of you finish the race in time, well, you're fucked up.
Are you carred?
Are you God?
Oh buddy, you don't know how I am a pill man, you don't know bro!
Peace!
He instantly realized his car is not going uphill.
This is basically Skyrim with Thars.
Dude, I think he gave up.
Another one, boys. Another one defeated.
You get a guaranteed upgrade when you finish a race.
Detecting the RNG ones.
A Riddian?
Are you kidding?
It's not a fucking joke.
Alright Rivian, we have to beat this Ferrari, so yes.
Let's see if we can do it.
Oh my god, I think we might be able to.
No!
I got beaten by a tractor!
No!
I think that that ruined it. I was literally doing mockery
Where I can win
I don't even know where I got one
Is it
He left you a shared...
Another one.
It's to beat the final showdown.
What?
And tonight, I'll greet you ready for the final showdown.
The top 10 is a pure race.
12 drivers, only one winner.
Oh, yeah.
Ready?
Where are we going now?
You got this.
Let's go.
So like, isn't someone definitely gonna have a head start?
Are you kidding?
Wait a minute, oh my god.
Oh, it's over! It's over, dude!
It's not over! It's not over!
Come on, 5 miles, 5 miles full speed.
I
I don't know the brakes don't work!
It's driving by itself!
Is that a Potomac shit?
AHHHHHHHHH!
NOOOO!
What did I get out of these from Star Wars?
You're kidding! I hit a wall?
What how is he already what where even was he that guy was already at the end
What
That how there's already a guy all the way at the end
I thought I was I thought the group to the left was the full group
Try one spec race
What is the other one the two head-to-head two championships
Is this just 1v1?
Let's see what these 1v1s are
4.9 of my... excuse me?
It was literally one guy... oh my god, I thought that was about to show my IP, lol.
Uh, what? It was literally one guy.
Why are you kidding me, man?
Why are you kidding me, bro?
How to connect the one dude here, come on.
One guy, come on man.
There it is.
There it is, let's see.
Bandai Azuma!
Join the showdown, one of three.
Okay, we got three races, basically three miles, each 1v1.
Select your car.
Really?
Apparently I need to use that one.
There's rentals as well.
I
Where's this guy what me want me bro we have two very different cars here
Okay, this guy okay this guy a hundred for this is this guy subnautica I see
Oh
I was struggling a little.
Here I am, helpful and nice and secure.
That guy feels bad.
I'm still finding these guys, and I'm here, I'm here, the math's erased.
I see him
Yeah, this is a beefy F-150. I mean the F-150s are nice
This is an F-150. It's a Raptor. What is considered like one of the best pickups?
My Racker is considered the best.
Very nice.
nice we gotta wait for him to complete a lot there's like a loading bar cosplaying
The thing is the Nintendo Switch loading screen.
Can you mute this shit-ass music bro it's pretty good man take your headphones off.
I gotta do two more races against this guy?
All right.
What are we doing now, Matt?
What are we doing now?
One more if you win.
Oh, it's best of three.
I think we're going to retire from this game mode with 100% win rate, boys.
There it is. We won. You're left.
Already raged quit and we're funding it again. Stop.
Am I going to finish it? I want to see it say I won and then I can exit.
F-150 with one IRL.
Yeah, he's not coming back.
I think he left.
It's nice pace driving. I gotta do anything fancy here.
Some nice toys and driving.
Moving to the rhythm.
There it is, 100%
you
I
Different races and just keep changing the damn roads change the GPS
How many players 12 player races
Oh my god, you're actually needing the checkpoints!
Oh god, okay!
That's alright, it's alright. Hold on, hold on.
Someone's gonna mess up.
That was a wall.
Oh
Yeah, wait, it's just one race?
Is this a one race?
Yeah, that was a...
Okay, literally one minute, 30 segments.
Right.
Yeah, I guess it's Sprint.
And place boys!
Let's do that again.
That was a warm up.
I know how the car drives now.
Let's try that again.
What's up, sub-pop listeners? While the driver's inch ever closer to the
invitation, we've heard someone very important will be attending.
The girl festival boss.
A.K.A. Halina Marston.
The Halina Marston, a legendary driver with an astute eye for driving talent.
She's my bucket list interview.
Ah, let's see here.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, first place, first place, see?
Here we go, first place.
That's a wall.
Okay, wow!
I don't know why it was slowed down.
Oh, it's almost like if you hit something, it completely slows you down.
I know that made no sense, but if you have the controller in your hand, it does.
I don't have any slowdown if you hit somebody else's car, maybe there's no collision.
Oh, that's unfortunate.
Hey!
Friend you pay, bro!
you
You
Nooooo!
Yeah, we all have the same car, so it's more about skill and map knowledge.
Okay, I tried just not accelerate.
Wait, I didn't get a penalty?
Okay.
I was trying not to break and just naturally slow down, but I regret it.
Because you don't naturally slow down fast enough.
But it's Japan, man!
What makes you want one?
What's the sign, man?
I got my kimono on.
Nothing's wrong, right?
The shimmer way
Stop sliding into every wall bro, it's slippery
Alright, alright, recovery, okay, the goal is now fourth place.
The goal has become fourth place.
funny, there's no way you're gonna be able to do that
I don't know how he just cleared that, but sure
Yeah, you know, you might be right. I think it is a skill issue. Actually, I think you may be right there.
That's definitely, uh, you know, looking like, uh, I ain't no doctor, but that's the looking
like a mother mass, still a rightist.
I'm not a doctor.
We're ready to go!
It's not happening, man.
It's not happening.
You're gonna look at the red emblem of the whole race.
I am the eighth place.
This is my rank.
You're gonna not take it.
I refuse.
At this point, we're all just maintaining our rank.
Yeah.
It's more like being a cart on a train and quickly figuring out the train tracks and whoever does first,
and just sticks with it will win.
Is this game worth spending a hundred twenty dollars on to play now, no.
Unless you're literally...
You absolutely love Forza.
Any huge differences, um, it's at its core it's still a racing game with like a festival
and stuff.
Alright, this is the last race!
Here we go, here we go!
Here we go, here we go, here we go!
It's a fuck out of here.
How?
back in eight boys, come on bland
Oh, you're eating that lullap run.
Lots of wall leaders here.
Come on while I take your spot.
Here's me!
Come on dude, I can smell forthplace!
Wow he actually pushed me that push was so bad
No way no way dude
I have the brakes on yellow
I
Know what someone had to be seventh
They love me they love me
Yeah, I think it's too many too many breaks
Agreed I agree too many
I'll do this one actually this one's fun the cars nice
there's no one here
I'm leaving
No one was there. There's three guys. Let's try the other race.
Yeah, we could do hide and seek again.
Horizon Racing, DRIPED.
Head game already.
Chat hide and seek or Horizon Racing?
Do the main story?
Good joke, bro, good joke.
In this mode you will be selected for a championship in either road, dirt, cross country, or racing.
Do well enough over the set number of rounds, and you can jump.
Wait, wait, did the race?
What happened?
AFK? Oh.
Welcome back potato.
Welcome back for dinner.
You're a potato, aren't you?
come on let me be the hider let me be the hider
let me be the hider please can I switch my car in the in the world
Eliminator is VR. I'm aware. It's all right
Yeah, this bar is so damn beautiful. This thing looks like a Batmobile
I think I'm in
Oh, this is a nice road.
Yeah, where is everybody?
I'm a seeker dude the hider is the way man the hider is the way
I
Got a super car as soon as I load it in because you get a voucher and you can just go right into the super car
Oh
It's not dry club look at the windshield wiper
You can't see the rain move.
It looks like the rain does move depending on where you turn.
It's not drive club level, but it's still pretty nice.
It's still pretty decent.
I gotta find this guy, I gotta go out of here.
I think I'm going to come across him completely here and he's on the highway.
Oh no, he found him.
And I'm stuck.
What the heck, how did he...
He's got him!
What the heck, how did he...
How did he escape?
What?
Then what?
Alright, there's nowhere to cut him off.
Wow, he followed this road all the way down.
The one road on the edge.
Man, the rail is so nice.
I can't tell if these guys have found him or not.
No one's finging.
They both got out.
Really?
right there. Wait, he fell in the water!
The strategy is let him... let him pop his Y on one while the other waits in the outskirt.
waiting for them to get slowed down.
And then as soon as he casts it, you go and then it's like a second wave.
Because it's only a couple of them.
The cars near them get slowed down.
I don't know, that game mode's kinda potato.
Okay, potato!
Alright, I gotta win one Eliminator.
Ah, boy.
I need to remove the compass, it's so OP.
Alright, we're winning one of these boys.
We're going to spawn on the main road right here.
Same game lol. Yeah, they made the same game six times
Drops!
Looking for thousand off, buddy!
Is that a car drop right in front of me?
You get wicked lucky.
Alright, I spotted the nicest part of the whole map.
Damn.
Look at that, look at that, right there.
Wow!
This car carried me last time.
So I can go and race people to try to quickly upgrade to a 10 as fast as possible.
Like this guy right here.
He knows he has a ship car so he's driving away.
Kind of my worth.
Man, these guys are fast!
New target.
This thing sounds like a shit taking off.
What?
Why can't I race that guy?
Wow, okay.
Wait, I caught... that's not good.
That is horrible.
Or is it worse for him?
my GPS is confused oh my god really this is unfortunate I might get eliminated here
And that basically solidified the loss of a random guy crashing into me.
And there you go, unless I do some crazy off-road, but I think he's doing it too.
Alright, yellow, maybe.
Nope, it launched me and I lost everything.
Feels bad.
Hi, I'm KJ.
Okay.
It's a gamble when you launch it.
Man, man, man, man, man.
I want this reference a little bit, Avae.
It's over. There's no, there's no way. Play again.
It's just like Mario Kart.
I guess so, not really.
I tried Pepsi Zero, I have not.
That's more like Star Fox.
All right, take two, take two, here we go, here we go, here we go, I'm going to spawn
here again because this was OP.
I don't know if this spawns me towards the city.
Okay, potato.
Looks like there's always an upgrade in the middle of the city.
I'm taking the same path and I'm getting an upgrade in the same area.
Instant level 4.
Instant level 5.
That's where this guy- oh, he is.
There's no way to win this as a 1 vs 5 unless this guy is like an insane driver.
Watch him win.
I'm gonna call the GPS the whole way.
No offroading.
You're GPS.
I
Yeah, he actually did pretty good.
Or level one?
R?
I respect that that was that was crazy he was fully believing it I should have slowed
down and let him win. He would've won. I mean it's just another game. To him it's
Yeah
Let's see
I will burst somebody else
That's a nice road.
Got a bridge!
Oh
Are you kidding me dude
There we go.
Where is everybody?
Oh, here comes somebody.
You're gonna see a man.
At least I have a shittier car.
Oh my god.
Don't relax and never got an upgrade
Friend I'm trying something
I'm just gonna roll up.
I'm just saving to get showered.
Arena Smanky!
What I did?
I think I'm gonna make it out of here.
Mollying? Yeah, whatever.
That is all the way over to the left with the GPS. Okay, it was lying.
5
I
Made it
God, please.
Here for me!
Here for me, bro!
God. God.
Yeah, that was it. That was good though. That was good.
Borsche! Borsche!
Someone's coming here to burst me.
Oh, he actually found a gap?
Okay.
I think this is gonna be a wall.
oh my god he's gonna win that was such a short race
Come on man, that's bullshit.
Damn, damn, damn.
That's a bonus board.
Shit.
The Shots of the Blue have placed a whole lot of them around to help festival drivers gain
a little ground outside of all events.
Shit.
This is the Souls like?
I don't think so.
I don't think so, man.
Incoming car drops.
Incoming.
Um, oh, where can we spawn here?
All around town.
Oh!
Hard to load this in.
Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.
one
wrong way
I see a car upgrade very far in the distance.
Oh, I can't break through that.
The arrows on the map are other players
There's a bunch of upgrades here
It's like upgrade Valley
Oh nice!
This should make a lot of noise out there!
Now this is kind of where I can hunt and try to find one of these people.
This guy might be racing in the distance though.
Let me see what car this is.
Crash.
Oh yeah, this is basically Ghost of Yote, but she found a car instead of a horse.
Oh yeah, this guy's a 5. Whatever, I'll beat you.
I can't even catch up to him to the honk.
I
of
Uh-oh. I regret this. Oh my god.
Dude, I was just gonna try to go over the jump!
Whatever, Madden.
I would have lost anyways, bro.
I would have lost anyways.
The guy cut.
A lot of this game, the races are who cuts at the perfect angle to then find this straight to the finish line.
Yeah, but it's not, it's not like regular racing because you're not following the, you're not following the roads. The GPS is cosmetic.
You're following...
You're trying to cut through all the terrain.
So you're just trying to find, like, hopefully the greatest cut without losing so much speed
or bumping into a rock that stops everything.
Whatever I mean, I don't think it's whatever I'm just saying
Yeah, this is the same engine they're gonna be making they're making cabling right
This is basically a fable alpha.
horizon. I mean imagine this, this would look like fable. Right here, go into console, switch
to the main character and then shut the UI off. You're going to think you're in a fantasy
game.
Done.
I see a farm over here.
Looks fine to me.
Looks okay to me.
Oh, okay, here we go, here we go, who we fighting, who we fighting?
Here we go, here we go, who we fighting, who we fighting?
I'm ready.
The off-road king.
This car might be worth keeping and not operating.
Just because it might be a really good terrain cutter.
Oh my god, hit the one tree you can't break
All right, here we go buddy
Oh my god, that can be bad.
I thought I was over.
I thought it was over.
It's about just like holding R2 and Frank.
That's all I'm doing right now.
And a word.
Do I upgrade is the question.
For an Audi RS6, I guess so.
Oh
We love
What is this?
Alright, there's 30 drivers left.
There's ten drivers left. It's just like a ten player race
Now this thing's still pretty fast off-road
Unless that happens
I can't tell if these two are racing or not
They are.
It's online.
Surprise me, I have a game in its alpha stage.
I think this is just a fun game mode.
If you want to fully immerse yourself in the Japan map, you can play the regular races.
This is meant to just be a tear through of the map. It's not that deep.
There's just questions like a potato ass game mode.
Honestly, this game mode would be horrible if you couldn't break the trees.
If you learn so spread out, I'm trying to find some of it in a race.
I made it to the circle at least.
Yeah, I see you, bro!
I don't know what he's driving, but I can't catch up to him.
And that might be telling of not to race.
Okay, no thank you, no thank you, no thank you, goodbye.
No thank you, Mr. Level 9.
Ah!
I can hear the horn!
Oh my god, this guy! The Elioir level!
I swear he has an off-road.
I'm totally gonna flip.
No! Why are you spinning out?
Dude, fuck you.
What a piece of shit.
What an absolute piece of shit, man.
Why did you- why random spin out? I don't know where.
Okay, bro, dumbass motherfucker, you three. So stupid.
Buggy would have won, yeah.
Should have kept the buggy.
Oh, what is this music?
What a shit car dude, that's nice man.
All right, here we go.
to search for an upgrade or a race
Oh my god, enough for it!
Level 5, level 5!
Or level 2, or level 2!
It's not bad.
Oh my god, this wood log is actually killing me.
Drive, brother, drive!
Are the interiors cool?
Yes.
Down the electrical box.
Ooh, that tunnel looks satisfying.
Whoa!
Oh, we're going in there.
I'm a chicken poop.
There's no more occurrence anywhere.
It goes bad.
I don't see anything at all.
Oh, I see one.
I see two.
Come on, brother!
same car
Level 2, yeah, level 2's this late.
Of course, focus.
Yikes.
Those two are racing over there.
Super.
All right.
Well, I guess I'm up for it now.
Well, I guess I'm up for it now
I gotta race somebody man check this last upgrade that's a four I gotta race now for
operates.
Anybody, anybody.
Anybody!
Anybody.
You're not making my coffee lately?
Or the percolator?
You ever use a percolator?
It's a very easy, they use it a lot for camping.
Water, coffee, heat, done.
I found somebody!
Let's see if I can trace this guy.
Wow dude, this guy found this guy.
Wait, so this is not racing, but okay.
Hmm, that's not maybe.
Arigna Shrinking!
What the heck is this GPS?
Why does this car spin out in the most crucial moments?
Not a single spin out, but when the race starts, dead.
if
if you can't use a road on this race
that guy literally had an F-150 just fly through
this game sucks ass
That ain't no skill issue, that's fuckin' game issue.
I'd rather get red shells, bro.
All right, we're on the golf course.
Imagine if it saved all the trees who knocked down so someone could probably try to detour
the whole game.
It saves the state.
Someone would do that.
Yeah, you just hold W in this game.
If not, this thing is great.
Someone would do that.
Yeah, you just hold W in this game.
There's no such thing as brakes.
And we are about to find the main road that leads into the city.
Alright, there we go.
Not a bridge again!
every single time that they have bridges in this game, bro!
Oh my god.
and
I
Were in
Made it
Back in the city
All my foot hurts I was just holding the gas
Who got it down?
Oh, got it down!
I mean, it's definitely for
Game brother, I'll try one other thing and it's the race that is all of the races the horizon racing. Uh, yes
time this next pulse track is especially for you
how does this game have the gamma wheel
I've got a song for you that's so kind of lonely
That it's me
You've put me far away
I've got a song for you that's so nice to be
Yeah, am I in a match?
I think it's loading me in.
Well, excuse me.
Let's do it. Oh, it's in progress. It throws me into a map that is ongoing.
All right.
All right, the adventure is completed.
Yeah, I guess it's a tight tunnel.
Excuse me, man.
Asshole.
Alright, let's see how this is. This is just like straight up races online.
Nice six people lol
Hi here we go here we go here we go here we go
Is this first person locked?
Okay, buddy, okay, this is clearly the car, not the driver, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
That's how you win this game.
No!
JJ.
Okay.
Yeah, not last, not last.
There it is, not last. Feels good, brother.
Feels good, brother.
Feels nice, brother.
Ah! Ah!
Ah, brother! Here's how it was.
Feels bad, bro. Feels bad, man.
There it is! Okay, okay!
Oh dude, that's alright man. There has to be a last place dude.
It's alright.
So someone's got to represent it then, you know?
It's gonna be your turn there dude.
It's gonna be your turn there bro.
If I didn't do that, I would have gotten 6th.
Move it over.
I
Me you did
Let's see, let's see.
Is that guy that was 6th place still in here?
30-11?
I
Want oh, yeah, okay, buddy. Okay, you try to put maneuver I
I see what you're trying to do there pal, it's not gonna, you're not gonna be successful.
Relax.
Yeah, this car literally does not care about snow.
I feel no speed loss on snow.
Oh
Please
All right, all right, all right.
OOF
NOOOOO
I'll let this guy win, dude!
I'll fuck you out of here brother.
I'll fuck you out of here man.
There it is boys, there it is.
party ranked 85 this is some people's main game brothers is like they're madden
AI music you think so?
Oh, where we headed here?
I'm gonna choose the 900 the Lotus
Alright, let's see how fast this goes.
The Lotus is insane.
Alright, let's go right out here.
Oh my god, what even is this car?
There's no way.
What?
He turns slightly and it spins.
There's no way.
Okay, how are they driving this?
This thing is very difficult for control.
GG, brother. GG.
I don't know why I turned that way.
Dude, it's very, very difficult to control. I can't.
It does feel like a hover car.
No, I missed it.
I was...
GG.
I lost.
Okay, I lost.
I lost because I lost.
Okay, I lost.
Is that what you want to hear?
It was a rage quit.
Okay.
It was a rage quit.
Alright.
There's always a run in here. I raged and it made me quit. All right, I'm not proud
But I quit while raging
What are we feeling here boys? What are we feeling here? This game is I it this game is I
155 gigs was decent, LOL's we were chilling. Sure we could do some supply runs. Why not?
One engine to another engine.
BF6, new map really good.
Waiting on Subnautica?
I don't think I need to play Subnautica.
It would be a lot of farming of just like material. I'm good. I'm good on it. I'm a chill on Subnautica.
I'm a chill, brother. I'm a chill.
I mean, I can go and farm a bunch of resources to then make machinery to then make more pieces.
Or I could fly a helicopter.
I feel like it's just like every other survival game.
Yeah, the server must be popping.
First in queue and nothing.
Find the hell is the real survival game?
It is.
Survivor.
Alright.
We gotta do a little begging RP boys, but you know what?
It's begging for work.
Okay.
In the sky
Yeah, last time I played Russia and it was like it was it was bullshit. It was too easy
California
Shepard mix
I'm asked this captain for goods
Captain
They're just like they're like yeah captain bro. They just have like a reputation in me this far
Excuse me
I got a captain a free transport little bird sitting on the helipad in Iowa. Oh, I would have
I hear captain
I'll make sure it's unlocked
for free come on buddy come on buddy I can go snag that one on Iowa that he
just mentioned I was about to spawn on Iowa
later tonight is it worth later let's see if he leaves it
I'm
Russia team is very serious they are that's why they get stuff done
The valley super serious super blue blur. No one took the don't mind if I do brother
Hello gentlemen, that was a bad ass good firefight.
No longer by the little brother.
Alright boys, five runs all the way to the max rank.
He's in the LHR, he's bearing 40, up on the like five, six hundred meters out.
Shoot at our choppers.
He's towards Provins area.
Let's see if I still got it, boys.
Then somebody is camping up here and shoots people getting the supplies.
I already crashed this plane here.
Oh wait, is there a transport heli?
You can load supplies in a transport though, can't you?
Oh my god, I didn't even realize.
Oh you can, I thought you could load supplies in this.
Guys, I don't think I have enough.
Oh?
Maybe a little hard to land here.
Looks like we gotta transport some troops.
Anyone need to help me pick up?
I'm gonna just pick up some troops.
And see how much XP I feel like transporting troops doesn't give you shit for XP.
I
Yeah, I don't want me to ride it. It's all good bruh just get a wrench it looks worse than it is
get a wrench brother how are the wrenches
of course man this is my first crash
There it is.
Feels good, feels good.
Over and out.
you
I
Yo corpora you got a Huey by any chance I need to get supplies to the front line
Okay, it sounds good. Sounds good. Fuck
Yo, come on, I knew I knew the Huey for the front line for some supplies if you get a cool down up
Commander said that we need supplies pronto.
Yep, just one Huey real quick.
Oh wait, all these guys are nudes.
Alright, let me get a- let me get a god-bit. Let me get a fucking truck.
Let me get a fucking truck. They're all corpse. This guy's looking at the refuel sign
No, he's a corporal you need to be a what do you call it? That's Sarge
Oh wait, isn't CPT captain? Oh my god.
Oh, there was a captain. There is a captain amongst the corperals.
I saw it good.
Naaah!
How about no runs, no deaths? That's the plan.
Alpha main to hall stations. We are under attack at Point Isle.
I've never seen you do anything helpful in this game. I've never seen you win a case.
Not the wind!
Alright, here we go, here we go.
We gotta go fast, we gotta go far.
Fast and far, people.
We gotta journey.
From driving to driving.
From supercars to trucks.
You can still knock down trees with your driving, but sometimes they blow you up.
It's a little different.
A little different.
In this game, you don't want to hit a tree.
I don't know where I'm headed with these just yet.
Where should I bring these?
Phoenix has taken Iowa's under attack?
Are you kidding right now?
Okay, I have to fly through up ahead and pray I don't die.
Did I like Forza Horizon?
I will not be playing it again tomorrow.
But historically I always play Forza like one day and then I'm over it.
It's usually the game.
Yeah, it's usually like one day, that's cool.
And then they announce another one.
Yeah, Robins man, thank you dude.
You select the BR in 4? I know, I just played the BR, it was not as fun.
Yeah, where are we going for fours and sevens?
Welcome to, oh shh, wait, you know what, I don't know.
I didn't know where we were going.
Well, where else do we do it?
L.A.? Yeah, I bet they're probably gonna do somewhere in America.
It's gonna last longer, armor, or CS. CS I've kinda given up on.
CS now feels like the biggest swamp of shit.
I don't know if I'm going back there. It's been very... The past like three times playing it had been terrible.
No, no, like actually terrible. I don't know if I can play it ever again.
Until next year.
The last time I played there was a cheater.
And then the other matches I was just getting destroyed.
It has not been good on the CS front.
All right, we're going all the way to New York.
We're literally beligning it down to New York, just straight.
Here we go.
high chance of getting RPG'd, but then high chance of insane XK.
This is probably where I'm going to die.
Oh
I think it's this turn to New York, or that's New York right there.
It is.
Supplies inbound for gas!
Where the hell is the supply crate?
What the hell dude?
Are you kidding
Well, that was a waste of that was an absolute waste of time holy shit
Wow
Let me see if I can beg for one.
Beg RP.
Hey, y'all boys.
Yeah boys, and then we got a Huey they want to spawn it that they're not using
All right, all right, all right
Alpha major all stations you're under attack at point
Okay, okay, they're livin' you behind, bro, they're livin' me behind, too!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
HAH!
Oh, damn, you died, died.
and I guess just died died he's dead dead and he died died
Help him, he's dead dude, he's dead, he's no longer with us.
You know what I'll go to Utah we'll go to Utah
Uh, uh, uh, uh...
you
This is risky I'm gonna try to get a stinger and leave
I think my trip was to Utah, Bono.
Probably a little too giddy.
Might not really, uh, match up.
I hear a heli coming.
And it does not sound friendly.
I'm surprised there's no one near New York.
Since, oh, 27 minutes ago, there was somebody spotted.
Alpha main to all stations. We are under attack.
I mean, Enko, I mean, uh, Euro? Supply? So don't blow me up.
Come from the west.
Yo, Blaze, I just drove past the guy right where the command truck was. Enemy.
I'm not back over there now.
Okay, I want to get these supplies delivered soon. I didn't even know I was an enemy.
I heard somebody.
Okay, there's a chance there's infantry in here.
Or this is not worth pushing up.
Yeah there is an- I get a moped?
True.
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
Let me see.
Yeah, I can sit up here and see if there's anybody and snipe from the deer stand.
This is a pretty busy road.
They have starlight.
Well, I could also push further down.
I'm just hoping a heli shows up.
It's peaceful.
No thermals on New Forge here.
I hope not.
I think thermals ruin FPSs.
We get it.
They exist, but just because they exist doesn't mean they're good to add.
I'm pretty sure that guy's friendly.
That guy's hauling right now.
Do we have any enemy air targets?
Yeah, I could get that guy to pick me up, but...
Nope.
They have a vehicle right in the middle of you, so I would turn on it.
I don't know where it is.
Could be the problem, but I did hear a truck right in the middle and it had like 1,300 supplies
in it, enemy trucks, so I didn't blow it up.
Those guys are going on foot, too.
You said enemy vehicle on U-Top. Yeah, it's on top of it. Yeah, it's on the vehicle like that.
Copy.
Bring your private enforcer. That's where he killed me.
Oh, shit.
You got him.
I did not know it made that whistle sound as it was coming down.
Enemy bird, bro, enemy bird!
It wasn't letting me lock on.
Oh wait, that was friendly.
There's a guy camping in the supply point between Utah and Iowa.
He missed.
the
began here
The armor piece on you just should be destroyed.
Stigner hit me and I lost control of the helicopter.
So that's the story.
You can unload the mural I drove up to the commandant.
That's it below.
I got that boys
I could have saved them dude.
I could have saved them bro.
Alpha main to all stations.
You're under attack at point concord.
Oh, they got you too, but there's no supplies.
At point.
Oh my god, are you OK?
Really not.
Oh, damn, I can't give you anything, dude.
I'm looking good, bro.
I would take that, bro.
Just take that and use those as your legs.
I don't got any.
I got nothing to help you.
Get back to base bro, get back to base, find a medic!
Any friendly techos on base lament, clear off of the second two-story white building
I'm putting in here, shite gone.
You know what? You should get XP for time alive.
You're biggest of supplies, too, Providence.
How the fuck are you giving me a damn helly and I'll bring them?
We're going away from our own as you Richard time in combat XP or like XP or yelling
That'd be nice to
This guy's cars unlocked
Oh buddy, do I do it? It was a little like death
Do we still need people to lament him?
Oh, no, lamenting is clear, capture.
Supply is coming up.
I'm right where I dropped him.
It's tight and currently clear.
Oh, that's my teammate.
I hear a heli.
I don't think that's friendly.
They're just so high up.
I don't think I should do it. I don't want to waste it.
I don't want to waste it.
I feel like you'll easily dodge it.
walking on a road in this game is actually not bad you know a lot of people a lot of
people just taking resources and driving on the main road
attack at points New York.
I was on mute.
This prominent town from in-house bases.
We are under attack at points New York.
Tell him to cook at main base.
What's enemy here?
What did this guy flip his bike and died?
Ask him again what's there, like...
I'm attacking.
Uh, Mito, I'm attacking.
Hey Richard, I am a ducking with the left-hand corner, corner.
That's the corner, Richard.
Hello, I'm Paul.
Thank you, I'm Richard, but I think I need to find out again.
Can I get help, Richard? I'm on the bounce call.
This is it.
Richard, that's an Italian help.
I think I had a flare.
Why didn't I do it ahead of flair?
That's why I don't want to waste it dude
It's got a flat but it's still drivable
Oh wait, he did die I saw no explosion
I love how he was dropping and descending and taking down damage.
Oh, this is like completely broken.
I was gonna go get the RPG but that thing's broken as hell.
I've been like, for the minute, max.
Let's get people to main base.
So they can get on that UA.
Yep, let's make this happen boys.
This is our game winning move.
I'm going back to New York, okay.
It said New York's under attack, there's no resources, but then there's like 3.
People there.
Providence now has supplies.
Thank you, thank you.
I'm gonna see if I can go park on a hill in starlight and like just might down
I'm totally inevitably spot me, and I'm dead.
As long as we don't need those middle points, there's our reality.
We're too far up into the moment.
Assume I don't hit a ditch and flip and die.
Now, we have to get to the model.
Too far.
What does for a house cop do when we get to Monte?
They can still connect with Mommy, unless we take Virginia.
We take Virginia.
We hold the island.
Well, calm down.
But we got to hold tight also.
Question is, can I actually find a snipe spot on Starlight?
It might not be like a nice shot down into the city.
Oh, it might be a little too close to the whole place.
We live here.
get those stingers go
I don't have any
the elevator is headed towards Providence
over at Mission Bollas
everybody's dead at Richmond
should just be
help
are you still calving?
yeah yeah, three quarter
you got one other person coming there with you
there's only one other person go out in the helicopter
So, that's a pain.
Stoop, get down here.
Got a vibe on the alligator.
Oh, I'm totally going to die doing this.
Uh-oh.
That alligator's just doing not a strafe at all.
Just be careful.
What is it strafe at?
The point?
The house?
Yeah, yeah, I'm just dodging and weaving.
Nah.
He's pretty pissed off shot.
All right, the goal is two kills, boys. Two kills.
There's one other guy in here. I don't know how successful he's been.
Still there.
Well, he went back to him. He's probably re-arming.
I think he went, uh, yeah, he went direct snort.
Uh oh.
He's coming back, he's coming back.
He's coming in.
Direct north.
He's swinging around on the west side.
It's okay, he doesn't need to know. He doesn't need to know.
Yeah, you see him, you see him.
I've taken that second floor as the way.
I have to tell you, it's hard to hit.
I died last year. I helped it.
It's a little bit easier to get to the north than by time.
I was too much of a cheat, I didn't even see him.
So, I just heard him say the north where he came from.
Uh-oh.
And I told the, uh, PA, we need to sell a helicopter.
He wasn't rendered it.
Okay, cool.
The heck, there's a guy here on our team.
He's been about the...
I'm up here, Captain points.
All units, this is Alba May. Our forces will stand in the south at the top.
I know you guys are spotting here.
In just a few seconds.
That's where I just heard somebody.
All units, this is Alpha main. Our forces will soon commence in Assault Adds, Virginia.
Let's get a team in Virginia.
What if I silence pistol through the window?
Boys, the order is coming in. The task is to seize enemy bases from the top.
No! What the heck is this?
Second floor it is.
Can you melee? I don't think you can melee.
All right, we've got a long rat spot.
What?
I'm not sure.
Shit.
What?
I don't know.
What?
I don't know.
What?
instantly no okay this is actually
trolling me looks like we live in here
guys
Oh
You know what screw this guy, that's exactly what I'm gonna do
I
Got proud of you man
I'm proud of you bro. Okay. I'm proud of you
Yes
Arvelous
Yeah, this guy thinks, these guys think I'm a while, really?
Yeah, let me, I'm almost there, but I can provide a little bit of air.
These guys don't realize I'm very persistent.
The elevator is still there.
Oh, the planet's like right.
We can supply that point, we can definitely use it, push up.
Do we have a helipad on there?
Yes, yes.
Thank you
Are you kidding me, bro? Why is there something there?
Wait, Lieutenant, wait, wait!
I'm just gonna take a while, I'm just gonna take a while to spawn a new one, I'm just gonna
I didn't take him in a time.
What the heck is that noise?
Uh, where?
Oh, that best shot's me fired.
I told you, here man.
Uh, some kind of helicopter.
I saw a guy that was acting.
outside of me and I could tap once you pass it out.
Wait, is that guy friendly?
If they take Coastal War, they'll cut us off from the entire
way.
Wait, what are the chances you could kill him?
He's going to be rich with it.
That's friendly, that's friendly, that's friendly,
that's friendly.
Why do you want me to kill you?
To see if I respawn, I'm neither really one timer,
and I'm going to be a survivor.
I'll ask him right now, I'll ask him right now, yo tradios, commander just asked if you
We could spawn a low bird for me for supply runs.
Well, he wants to cure it, they can't.
Well, is that, yeah, I just asked him.
Yeah, yeah, I don't know if you could smile on it.
You guys got to stop fighting over useless monies.
You get supplies to the front line ASAP.
Yeah, Captain, I asked him.
What did he say?
He typed in me?
Did he?
What did he say?
Did he?
Ah, Captain.
Yeah, yeah, sounds good.
Get down, get down.
Yeah, we're over here. Yeah, we're getting out. We're bringing the supplies to the front line. We're getting a little bit.
Yeah, good stuff, man.
Yep, yep. Yeah, you just did a fantastic job delivering some supplies.
He's getting a little bird out right now. He'll be there on route. Two minutes.
Alright, man. Oh, God. Yo, spot that in fast, bro. Spot it in fast! Smoke's out!
Controls you're fine
Come on, dude, I was I was so close
It was so close man
Come on dude, why is there always a guy there at the worst possible time?
We're gonna see you last night, I love you, I can take care of it.
Yeah, which one's good against this guy shooting the law? Tell me if this is ground.
I see him.
I miss. I miss. I miss. I miss. I miss!
The amount of resources we have wasted... Yeah, tell me we got it.
Is he dead?
Nice.
Good stuff, fellas.
This is why there's never any resources.
Good stuff, fellas.
This is why there's never any resources.
Right there.
It's above us.
Do we need supplies or something?
It would be a bad idea doing this without any people.
Having a broken leg?
That's probably stupid, but whatever.
Oh yeah, you got a med kit?
You know where we get med kits from?
Where?
I'm smoking really bad, I hit him with AS there.
Do it fast man, do it fast.
That's literally me right there.
Yeah, this guy's a doctor right here.
Alright, thank you.
We don't have a lot of guys here to hold on to.
You're under attack at point four again.
Yo, we're getting fucking attacked, uh, heck.
We're getting attacked at Alabama right by Home Base.
We got several people camping over here.
Alright boys, take two, take two.
I'm just mostly me.
I'm a motherfucker.
I'll believe now.
I'm a man.
I'm carrying a joint.
You guys are a place.
And I'm gonna put it off.
If I can get up, you'll- AHHHHHH!
You know what I'm saying? I'll be fucking hit.
But it's probably like my best game I've had on this game.
We're having a lot of like fucking four hours.
Oh, we got a bit of a journey here.
the helicopter pilot is forwarded while I sleep
I'll probably get some more sleep
NOOOOO!
I'm telling you, I inflated this World War II like flight simulator battleship dude
and the fucking bomber pilots bro
Come on man
Fuck, they were at the war bro
Like that shit had to suck
AHHHHH
Can we get more supplies for Richmond?
Yeah, my grandpa was a bomber in World War II
I do that stuff.
He's in a...
I'm dead, boys. I'm dead.
He's one of them squirters.
Some of the red tails you saw on Blackbeard.
No.
Not the red tail. That's some...
That's some fighter pilot shit.
Thirty-two, Byron.
I'm gonna get you.
Who is this? Who is this? Oh. What? What do you mean suicide? What are you talking?
What are you talking? What are you talking?
I
Yeah, lieutenant lieutenant
Where is he where is he?
Hey, lieutenant, are you spawning in a heli?
She
All right boys, I'm running some damn supplies. All right, I'm done
Whoa, that was nice
Yeah, man. Yeah, is your CEO for a supplied little bird by any chance?
Yeah, man.
Who's the uh, KM15?
Hire.
Oh shit.
You better we just stay in space for nothing.
Uh, you can if you want, John.
Well, they have this roleplay, sir, around this game.
This game is fought in like one of the rules.
Immediately.
They're not spawning game-youting rules.
It's one of the rules that you can't believe
in the water to get away from the police.
And I'm like, well, what kind of fucking shit is this?
Have you ever ran from the police in your life?
That's like, that's the golden opportunity.
Kiss me.
Can I get a go?
We're gonna have main base taken up in 10 seconds.
You know, he's got Captain's Louch.
Alright, usually when I go to Iowa, there's always some dude in the forest that no one
is cleared that shoots the pilots.
And I'm usually the one that gets shot, so let's see.
It seems like we're pushed kind of far out though.
I
Was there to land
We're just gonna try
Uh, is it, is it Captain? Then, for the glory you need for, uh, Apache?
Colonel, here goes Lieutenant, Captain, Major, and Colonel.
I need you to Colonel.
Oh my God.
Yep.
Uh, is it working?
Uh, yeah, armistice.
Enemy K17, the units are on the right side of the enemy towards Cosmo.
Uh-oh.
Not sure.
Are you kidding?
Enemy K-52 in the short.
Oh
Man
That's what I'm talking about dude. There's always like a guy camping here
There's always like a dude camping here. That's like shooting people who fly out
Every damn time dude
Where are you? I wasn't even that I was in that
Hi up, so he must he must be close
Right
Like how is he locking onto me?
This lounge is not good.
That way you're good.
The code is RTB. Can I get a gunner?
We need to get that rock out.
I'll be your gunner. I'm on base.
Copy that. I'm about 10 seconds out.
me. That was a helly on MOB bro. I just lifted after dropping supplies off.
you know what you can you can but that chopper was dead anyways chopper was done
anyways all right boys let's see here I'm gonna start light oh man that's
That's actually so far.
I can't do shit about this enemy armor on board.
Yeah, Lieutenant!
Lieutenant, can you spot a little bird for supplies?
We need some fucking air support to come to Morton.
Enemy armor is in the schools that way.
Yeah, I should sit and still in front of the command tent.
I got an M16, some optics, I'm gonna fucking see if I can get the tree lawn.
Without being too obvious in a helicopter.
Drop your ass.
You're gonna beat me some on the ride, I'm lost, transport QE.
Well, yeah, I got him, bro.
Yeah nice man you want my car or are you good thank you man I'm gonna send I'm gonna
send these supplies in your name bro hit 5,000 supplies bro in your name
Unless I get shot down or crashed.
I chance.
Thanks bruh!
Well I probably got an AA that's giving me...
It's blazing me right now.
You forgot the Starlight. Uh huh.
We should go to Coast Guard January.
and the armor's got a bit of it.
Don't Starlight keep home lander!
Look at that.
Black always love that meal, Sam.
And I mean, my Triac goes to work.
Oh, and no one's there!
Flaaackt!
I don't really want to send these supplies. I guess I'm going to Brooklyn.
Brooklyn it is.
Fastest Brooklyn flight.
I've never heard that.
I'm totally going to get shot at, Brooklyn.
the hell is going to have a pass
oh
she's a fat nasty
I am telling you
oh
come on man
Whoa!
There it is.
Jesus, shit.
What about Alan? What if Alan is the one you have to back?
And either it's Alan or Whoopi, which one are you going to do?
Alan's a fucking bastard.
Who's this guy?
So which one? No, no, no, stop interrupting.
Donald Trump, you don't interrupt me.
Which one would you rather fuck with your cock, you fuck?
Oh, you got a bandit?
to finish. Whoopie Goldberg. Really, really fantastic. She's really gross.
All right, I'm good. Thanks man.
Oh, whoopie was never back, so I'll take whoopie.
No, no, it's current day only.
Oh, yeah, you're still alive.
No, no, sir. You don't get the paper.
Okay, we're going to keep you alive, all right?
Tell us everything about your team, though, okay?
Okay.
Tell us everything about the team, alright? You gotta tell us their location, we're gonna get you a nice meal, a bandage, a bed.
If you get it, tell us everything.
Okay, okay.
Keep him alive, boys! Keep him alive!
That's my frags.
We're gonna get you, tell us the location of the VTR, okay? We're gonna get an RPG, and we're gonna kill him.
Are you good, bro?
Did you die?
there goes our intel god damn it are you alive
oh no he's dead damn it man those are those the turning point of the war
I need to be a sergeant, right?
Sarge I need a Huey supply Huey pronto to the front line right now.
now let's go let's go full axis let's move what was that central command yeah
he's about to spawn one right now yep all right man you heard them we need
supplies ASAP I need the keys
what was that central command yep we're on pick out we're gonna come to the
line right now yep he's about to spawn one
all right man do your thing
now you can't fly for shit
okay buddy who do you think you are man
why would you spawn one of them
uh in case central command specifically asked for a sergeant
one of them. You can go do the work again, road and hell.
Oh, okay, bro.
Okay.
Cedril, come on.
Shoot your face.
You can get rid of these, bro.
Get in your ride, please.
Cedril, come on.
Totally, you need to stay here.
Oh, really bro? Okay, what else can they say?
You need to jump in that fucking sea with a lead witch on it.
Maybe I will, you know I am. It's hot outside, you know, great idea.
Maybe I will, you know what? Fun. You know what? Fuck this war.
You know what? You're right. Fuck all you.
Fuck the supplies.
Fuck the supplies, man. Good luck, dude. I'm swimming home.
Peace.
You need underwater? No?
I can't swim. I can't swim.
I
Oh
Those great
That's great
What was that central command? All right, I'll turn around now. Hey yo sergeant
We need a Huey s plie Huey on the front line right now with a vehicle access to it to me
What's that sign come yeah, I just told him
I am out there, bro!
We got a war to win now, let's move!
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay, come on, I'll come with them.
Uh, my check.
What's going on?
What you want to sit next to me?
Can you not do that, bro? I'm scared of heights.
I'll sit on the other side.
We're gonna die bro, we're gonna die dude
Oh my god, please, please, no, please, no, please!
Y'all, thanks.
Look, I switched seats and tanked the bullet.
Wait!
What?
That phase, that death is yours on the QM.
That's a blast.
Yo, pick us up, bro!
We pull him out.
Yo, that guy made me take a swim.
Look at what happened to him.
Ah, yeah.
We got this.
All right.
How we feeling?
We're waiting for him to heal up, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, okay, let me help this other guy.
Right, you good? You thank the bullet for me.
All this just to heal up her money to then...
Die, as we have said.
Oh, shit!
Damn, you're alive!
Oh my god!
I got you, I got you.
You saved me, man!
Here's some Mephanephran.
Here's some Mephanephran, bro.
Wake up brother, we're leaving.
Alright boys, I think we're going. I think we're going.
We gotta get the hell outta here.
You know how to fly this thing dude?
But first time.
So I'm just leaving.
Oh no.
I'm natural bro.
I'm natural.
Look at this shit bro.
Clean, clean.
clean clean
alright what do you think you're telling her
yeah yeah yeah
hope it's early hope it's channeling
book alone month
if I take controls he's gonna be like what the heck
And then we're all gonna die, so I'm not gonna do that.
Is that from the adabots?
No.
That is an attack helicopter.
You got a key in the head of this.
That was friendly on the left.
I'm not sure what happened.
what it has to happen
I like that, I like that, fake em, fake em out, fake em out
good fake
Lane.
Oh god, bro! Run it brother!
Dude, Crabison Desert water dip, bro.
Is this the best flowing water in a multiplayer world?
I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just throwing it out there. Is it?
I feel like going up there and looking down is so strong, but I'm gonna do that.
It sounds like he's on the other side shooting down. What?
you
Hey, bike now I wonder.
Nice.
You're gonna stop, lie, and fight, and...
Alright, let's see if I die.
Alright, this isn't easy to flip.
And I think it's easy to get shot off of because you got to stay on the road.
Why not a sniper? I have a DMR with a sniper scope on it.
of
the
death of
Oh my god, that guy's- ROLL!
He just drove his truck into him.
Dude!
You're gonna be okay. I'm here save my life, dude. I was just fucking to hit him as far as I could. I know
Oh seven I will not forget that sacrifice
Hi. Ah, wow.
Not friendly coming in. That's friendly.
Excuse me.
Alternate all stations.
You're under attack at point type.
I lost the front...
Oh, thank.
How's this Huey not getting shot at?
Just casually flying in the middle of the map.
Whoa!
Excuse me?
I got friendly type of phone up to Morgan, boys.
Oh, it's broken.
What are you calling the Black Helicopter?
Go ahead and respect, go, ready for 10-O-S-E.
You guys having some starlight?
It's about to make a small space here.
You know, under this platform, that's a big one.
Is there a key drive to shut the engine off?
I forgot what it is.
Oh yeah dude.
The fact that you can shut your engine off is so good.
Such a good gameplay mechanic.
So you can just roll your car through.
Come on, big brother!
I'm in friendly missiles being shot here and I am in the zone of death.
There's all friendly bombing runs.
I'm in like a horrible building to I'm not in a good building I need to go further
around. Wow he actually took the truck.
I'm dead.
Alpha main to all stations. We are under attack at point Utah.
What are you? I don't even turn the game for a few years.
Don't kiss mom.
What a horrible timed situation. And he broke my legs.
Alpha main to all stations.
Come on, man.
That's so annoying.
It'd be nice if your legs didn't break so easy in this game.
call stations. We're under attack at points Utah. I got tapped here.
The whole place is shot up.
Every time I lock on to this guy does not lock on
Under attack at point Pennsylvania.
Is he too low?
Is he too close, too low?
I'll eat you.
I'm a sergeant though.
Two kills in a heli.
I remember when I was a private.
Remember.
Good luck, man.
I'm surprised to see that I'm not a conqueror.
It took like an hour and a half, but we got one. We got one. We took the long route.
Yeah dude, these sessions last like four hours sometimes, so you can be, uh, it takes a while.
Every session is a new, you start, everybody starts private and a new match.
I don't know if this is close enough for these supplies.
Okay, last time I went to Brooklyn, I got shot.
Anywhere I need supplies, let's save the land.
Last time I went to New York, I died, so let's see.
Where's the pad?
We're spotted.
Produce airspeed.
While descending.
Just like the handbook said.
I'm gonna miss it.
Q, be careful. Enemy K-15 on point.
And you're?
And I made it in the fucking tree, not again!
Not the spinning shit, dude, just lad in the damn thing.
Cobra, watch it, he's got a line on ya.
Okay, go on, uh, push in the millhouse really hard.
Clearly want us to get in.
Nice kill, nice kill.
I need a wrench I need a wrench get the wrenches fix the tail I need a wrench
I won't get a wrench
Why can I not repair this oh my god
Ah, I forgot that.
Check your fire, you fucking retarded cunt!
I'm gonna stand up here and kill you!
So, you kinda wanna bring the dumbasses.
Whatever, dude.
Come on, man.
I
I want
In the middle of nowhere can someone start a vote kick on them
There's no need there's no need for vote kicks. I think it was all just a big misunderstanding everyone's a little heated no need for more vote kicks
There's always some Yang.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
He ship knows how to get out of the hurricane.
All right, I'm not going to New York anymore.
May I win 5-0 to 2-4?
Yeah.
Here's how it is.
Gatsby and Fredette!
We're gonna need a gas.
We're gonna need to return you one time.
One more time again, there's no armor, just infantry.
Oh!
Alright!
Alright, bro, I'm done.
done. Epic pilot, I never claimed to be an epic pilot. Where does it say that?
We're doing some Geo matches here we go a couple of Geos into a GG 600 rank Inc 600
right now it's about to happen you guys are here
I'm feeling turkey right now I'm feeling turkey I might actually just lock
in turkey and call it a day you know what I'm feeling turkey so much that I'm
calling it a day while resetting the win-loss there it is boys I'm not messing
around dude I'm not messing around bro Batman turkey there's actually a place
Is this called Batman?
India?
Okay.
Okay, how are we doing this right now?
There it is. There it is. Both wrong. Evened out. Evened out. Okay. Okay. Where are we?
America. There it is boys. Holy moly. This guy's getting
destroyed. Tell me you didn't see this. Tell me you have no idea. He saw it.
Tell me you don't know how to read.
He knows how to read. Oh my god.
Okay, that's fine. That's okay. That's okay.
Where are we here? Oh boy.
Uh-oh. I am feeling New Zealand right now.
Is this France?
That could have been bad.
Holy moly.
That sign saved my life.
Okay.
Trash meta.
Speak to me.
Trash whisperer.
It's not speaking.
It's shy.
shy this feels like it could be America I think it is America it is it could be
Canada too but I'm pretty sure it's America
Ah, yee-terrrrrrr. Okay, where though? Where is the church?
Nothing. Nothing about where.
Come on, what town are we? Where is this? Where is this?
What are we talking about here? What does that say?
How mill? I don't know. It looks important. United States Postal Service U.S. Mail?
Yes, it was. Marta Kentucky. Oh my God. Oh my goodness. There it is. Good old Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Good old Kentucky fried chicken. I don't know where this Berg is. I don't know if I'm gonna
honestly find it. I might just lock in hoping he didn't see this. Hardensburg. I see Hardensburg.
The Hardensburg.
I might just lock it in here for the sake of Hardensburg.
Oh, he doesn't know! He doesn't know!
It's a nuke. It's a nuke. Unless he just hits east coast randomly. Wow, right. Okay, buddy.
Almost, almost. Close, close. Alright. You know what? It's Indonesia. It has to be Indonesia.
It has to be Indonesia. There is a red and white emblem. There was just the same colors
as the Indonesian flag if it was an emblem there it is okay okay 600 Inc. 600 gamer this
This is the 600 match, NA versus NA, both headed to 600.
Oh my God, actually destined match.
Oh my, okay, what do we have here?
Speak to me.
Rio, it says, Chrissy Rio Canicala, Canicala.
Chrissy Rio Chancala.
any time I say to see Rio I just think of Brazil but then where is Chancala ain't
nobody finding that shit
ain't nobody finding that shit even though Rio means like river or something I
don't know oh this might hurt oh this might hurt
Ow.
Okay, okay. Wow. Okay.
That's fine. That's fine. That's okay.
That's okay. That's okay. That's fine. That's fine.
That's okay. That's okay, bro.
That's fine.
That's okay, bro. That's okay.
I'm fine, I'm fine, it's okay.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm feeling Mexico right now.
I'm heavily feeling Mexico right now.
Where does it all attend?
Dude, just get close to the sign, the angle.
Trash meta.
Oh no.
I think it's Mexico.
Oh, we got one of those matches here, boys.
Australia I don't believe you so we're gonna go right here nobody lives in
central Australia dude they literally live like here
okay it was actually purely central it acts somebody actually lives here as they
do live central why don't I just go central I don't think we're seeing 600
boys I think we're falling oh my god I'm sad yellow van talk to me dude please
talk to me man you don't understand there's elo on the line
SESCA FUKTA
I don't know where somewhere here check I'll take it proximity shit on by proximity shit
Get on by proximity.
Crash meta.
He didn't see it.
Oh my god, he didn't see it.
He would have done it by now.
Why didn't he ding?
Oh.
Okay, okay.
Damn, he's on an X3. This is going to hurt.
Okay, this could be Sri Lanka, but I don't think it is.
Oh, he went right to Sri Lanka. Please be north, north, north.
Oh no!
Ah, that sucks.
It's over boys. Send it. It's over.
Okay, we're in Turkey.
Fuck.
This fucking guy dude.
Winnable, Winnable. Okay, okay.
America, America.
Oh my.
422.
Oh!
422.
No way.
I'm going, whatever, actually, guess what?
Warren.
Warren what?
Mississippi?
Pittsburgh?
Cleveland.
Um, do I, do I do it, do I do it?
I don't see the 680, or the 422.
Wait, wait, where are you?
Where are you?
Akron, where is this?
What state is this?
Oh, buddy.
He was already there, dude.
He was already there, brother.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yes, and I'll just do it.
Okay, we're in Italy.
This could hurt, bro, this could hurt.
We're in Italy, man,
because I'm gonna die if I don't pinpoint this,
because of this 3X.
A14 Monton Portos at St. Georgio.
No way I'm finding the port.
There's no way I'm finding the port.
On the A14, I see A24.
Do I look for A14?
Oh my.
No, dude.
No.
No, it hurts.
GG.
I'm going south.
GG. Ow.
Who's winning?
Come on, man.
There it is, Giorgio, who uses Red Trash?
City Council. Launceston, feels, is this Australia? Launceston, is this Australian? What the hell
What the hell is this place, bro?
I swear this is New Zealand or Australia.
And I'm stuck here.
I wanna be a happy customer. Where are you?
I want to be happy it is Australia
lost Eston or whatever no way I'm finding this bro no way I can't head down
the road what are the chances of me finding this random town
Wow, Loreletton, Loreton, close.
There's no way I'm finding this.
There's no way I'm finding this man
There's no way I'm finding this dude, I don't know if I'm zoomed in enough
It's West or East
Brother...
I don't think there's any way to leave this too.
We quickly travel to see if I can find like a road.
Oh wait, I actually did escape.
Perth Hobart.
Midland Highway 1 Perth.
That means it's got to be Perth direction on one Midland Highway.
I found one.
is all the way you would think this is around the one
Oh
Yeah
I don't even see Hobart. I'm just glad he's taking his time. I swear it's right
around here but if he hits me I'm gonna take such a massive hit unless I fully
find this. Oh my it's gonna tell me exactly where it is I'm gonna be right
by it. Oh my god, dude.
This is the Perth Hobart on going on one.
What was that?
GG.
Ow.
Are you kidding?
You know what?
All right, vibes.
America.
I think it is America. It is America. It is America. Me and
Where is this really buddy really I'm not sure we'll take it we'll take it when
And when did I was actually Canada?
That's is that Cincinnati business how old Mount Clemens 59.
I should have probably taken the other road.
Was that actually bordered off?
Vermeer, where?
Pontiac?
Auburn?
I'll go down this way.
Don't ding, please.
I'm going on the main road.
I'm not reading anything, I'm just looking for something.
I'm traveling for a while.
It's been so long I deserve to lose this.
I passed by a lot of different areas.
It would have told me where I am.
I
Come on bro
As does that say Michigan whatever I don't care Michigan, please tell me that truck is actually
Michigan
Michigan Michigan I literally forgot where Michigan is it's not debating brother that
says Michigan it says Fenton Michigan yeah where is Michigan again
is it michigan like right here?
i cant see it
meh meh meh meh meh meh
where the fuck is michigan?
man i literally cannot find michigan
dude where is michigan?
Oh my god dude, that was actually, I could not see this.
I could not see this.
Dude, I gotta go, bro.
I gotta vibe check.
Yeah, yeah, hit Florida, hit Florida.
Actually, if I'm wrong, it is all good.
Now looks like it says Oakland County.
There it is.
All right, quick one tap.
Fast one tap.
I
Put Robin E put Robin E
Bokova subun
Nickney
Don't worry she can't make me
Baby
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
Maybe dude.
It's Russian in English.
You're kidding.
Which means the Czech Republic.
I'm all the foreign OBS.
The province.
The super nominee.
You know where we are right now?
Kazakhstan.
Mongolia, Kazakhstan.
Mongolia.
Mongolia vibe check.
Mongolia nuke vibe check.
I'm leaving. I'll see you guys tomorrow. You guys enjoy the rest of your night while
the chatbot Twitter.