I
Oh
My god people oh seven lettuce cats me
All that pun stuff charity guys doing
What up what up?
So how are you guys cleaning your grills?
How are you guys cleaning your fucking grills, bro?
You guys are you guys cleaning anyone here use a gas grill outside?
The seasoning
The grates are easy
The grates are easy, but the fucking burner. Yeah, with an onion.
The onion is a good trick.
Oh my God, the onion is crazy, dude.
The onion hack is fucking satisfying.
I've used a cleaning stone. They're okay.
But the actual underneath the grate, the actual burners, you got to fucking get all that shit
off too.
I don't know if you don't want to use an onion on that, it's like two years old.
gloves and just scrub the shit out of it or can you just not clean the the burner part
like give it a light clean but if there's some shit on it you just leave it
yeah i guess you could uh what do you call it pressure wash it
Yeah, but how much is the winter elements muck and how much is seasoning?
That's the thing. It depends where you live. If you're somewhere with four seasons, there's going to be some added winter muck inside.
Add seasoning. There's a tarp, but you know, sometimes like shit gets through.
Yeah, I got to buy a longer tarp for sure.
Because of the bottom portion
Are you gonna invest in space X I P oh this motherfucker already got his bags packed ready
Yeah, I need to get one that ties it down through.
crazy man. Esla has definitely been an insane stock. Say what you will now. God damn that
shit has been fucking wild.
Yeah, what are we doing today, bro? What did I even play yesterday? Forza? Again, was
I do I want to load up forza again?
You know, I don't think so, man.
I feel like I don't think I do.
And that's usually how it goes for the game.
Pretty much, pretty much.
Subnautica, man, you're crazy, bro.
No one's playing Subnautica, brother.
No ain't nobody playing.
So not a good.
All right.
It ain't happening.
What is this game?
What do we have here?
What is this game?
We have your counter strike whole stream.
You're crazy, dude.
That sounds like depression play through of ghosts of yote or continue KC D2
357,000 playing right now I understand bro I understand buddy at this point the gamer
is a dumbass, bro. Okay.
This fucking guy, the player count, whatever, man.
The human brain is easy clap.
For some gaming loops.
There's motherfuckers, bro, there's like 500,000 people playing
gotcha games.
It's very easy for these motherfuckers to fish.
The players are easy to fish.
It is kind of boring, Lowell.
I'm a simple man. Yeah, I mean, whatever, bro, simplicity, at least give it more than
a couple of hours. I don't think much is going to change, man. I don't think so. It's high
time you get to pilot Super Cobra and experience full ripple rocket send into enemy objective.
oh yeah one win force of horizon six battery out dude
my brother my brother
do it really i thought the game mode was all right it seemed like it was flawed
maybe it is a skill issue yes but heavily flawed sometimes you're literally gambling on it's like
ready three two one you got a hope you can just fucking blast off and your GP at like you're in
the correct orientation to fucking accelerate and then sometimes it comes down to who's
pointed in what direction.
The eliminator is a little gimmicky.
Control play through when?
All I'm saying is bro, the long haul for me for racing games
is
breakfast to 1.0
I haven't forgotten. It's just literally I just see it. It's in the oven. It's just cooking. I
Have I'm literally I think about it here or there, but I'm waiting. I know it's gonna be insane
let it fucking cooks down waiting and
The fucking Star Wars pod racing game those are the only two insane ones in terms of more fun over just fucking
typical racing
And then track mania is always a constant track mania will always be good. I
Can play that shit right now
But you know
Time for hitman 007 is coming out next week
Let me see let me see
your shi-
Play GTA 5 story with natural vision enhanced plus mod menu for the cars
This motherfucker single player enhanced
Bro, that's like when the fucking opometrist is like A or B. A or B. And you're like, I
I can't tell the difference I think hey hey I'm getting some of the shops yes
I'm kidding you can see something yeah there is
Sure man, I don't know, this isn't enough to bring me back.
It's fucking GTA, bro, you know, GTA.
Random a game from your Steam library chat has one veto, you have one.
Uh, I'm all good, bro.
Let me see, he chill.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm-mm.
Um, let me see here.
There is a demo or a play test for a game.
Was it this game? Was this shit good? I forgot. Cloudbreaker? Cloudbreaker.
Oh yeah, the demo came out. Didn't I wishlist of this? I forgot what is this game?
Let me see, hold up, hold up. Why did I wishlist this?
Another van survival buddy, okay, bro.
That looks kinda cool.
Reminds me of backpack battles style of inventory a little bit, but then more towards the vampire
survivor.
Typhoid?
Alright.
Funk playtest is pretty good.
It's sort of like Noida.
Oh yeah, that game looked really good.
I would actually, if I were, I would rather play punk.
That game looked very satisfying.
Is this, you can play this today,
I would actually play this right now.
Is this actually good shit?
It looks satisfying, collecting the XP.
I'll try this off for a bit.
I would try this out it looks satisfying dopamine printer kind of like Noida
Hey, let me try this for a little bit.
Oh, uh, Sunish.
Dread Neighbor, but I played this on Sub-Sunday.
It was absolutely potato, dude.
Neuron activation, I thought this game was alright, but I think it kind of peaks a little bit.
This is a cool game.
I wonder though, I like, it was, this game was like, I like the concept, but I don't know if the concept peaks.
In the demo, it seemed like it peaks.
Like I it's cool
But yeah, you kind of feel like you did everything and then it just randomizes the order of what you do
Oh, yeah chat, I don't know randomly. I really don't need to but um
Um, anyone here have the Zao me is that how you pronounce it or whatever? Is it worth upgrading?
Is it worth retiring the iPhone for that shit?
Or just going for with like a Samsung Galaxy?
Just get the new iPhone you fucking cheap motherfucker.
Oh wait are the pixel are the pixels still good.
Yeah I thought the Xiaomi 17 Ultra was crazy or some shit.
Is it not?
All hype goes Samsung really?
Bro, can we take the fanboyism out of it and put in the the tech hat?
It's between the Galaxy, the Xiaomi, and the fucking Pixel. Which one is the best right now?
Just straight out out of out of performance, camera, and just screen quality.
What else matters? Nothing else. Galaxy? Hmm. I was thinking about it. Or just sticking
with the iPhone. No need to upgrade. Why not? Sony is underrated. What the fuck? The new
iPhone, bro, I tried zooming in on a bird. I stopped taking pictures. But I tried zooming
it on a bird this morning and I was like what the fuck I had my this fucking
phone barely zooms I remember my old ass pixel used to zoom like a motherfucker and
that shit was like six years ago I just forgot how shit the iPhone was when it
comes to the camera yeah the old-ass pixel camera I swear is better than the
the current iPhone camera I swear to God it is I swear the pixel used to zoom
like crazy
and it's obviously only gotten better
I just hadn't really used that functionality on my phone in a while and then I was just like happened to use it and I'm like, oh my God.
This fucking sucks ass.
But this is just like the normal.
It was just the normal people don't care.
Look up OPPO phones trust you'll like it the flagship is the ultra camera is crazy.
Yeah, I've never heard about that. I've never heard about that before.
I've never heard about that one.
Oh yeah, what do we have here? What else? I was thinking about upgrading, but...
Have you seen the new BMW plus Alpina car?
Alpana. What the fuck is Alpana? Is this going to be on the cover of the next Forza?
It's a concept car. Dude, usually the concepts are cooler than the final releases. I've noticed.
Like, yeah, this is cool.
Yeah, the concepts are the ones that never happen.
I don't know, my browser's fucked.
It's not letting me zoom in on this, or click it,
unless I need to log in.
Yeah, that's cool, bro.
That looks nice.
I think it looks better than the Lucid sedans.
You see the Lucid's on the street?
The Lucid's are alright.
The Lucid's look okay.
They're kind of like whatever cars.
Get a xiaomi phone and a xiaomi car and a xiaomi vacuum
Drive a lucid in horizon six I have
All China everything you think so
Maybe it's called Shao me, okay, buddy
I
Will you shout these nuts bro, okay, is it is that true?
Guys China this fucking America this bro, whatever man
Whoever reigns supreme in terms of the tech man, whatever dude if they make a better phone like whatever I
See it more is like
I'm just looking at the fucking tech dude
You hear all the hype with the be at BYD cars as well will that ever be a reality in America, I don't know
Chinese spyware in the phone
Buddy he literally already read that bro this guy's this guy's
Buddy's been being spied on this whole time and still thinks he hasn't been
The guy chuckled he already saw you type that shit now
BID best-selling car in the UK and sane growth is it really?
I haven't seen Project Hail Mary yet. Is that one worth watching?
Isn't that from, is that the same author who did The Martian, which was that movie was fucking awesome?
I saw that shit in theaters. Is it better than The Martian?
Is it the same author? Different book?
I'm not going to lie, the trailer looked fucking stupid, the Martian was like, okay, this guy trying to survive on Mars. Okay, he's cut off. Can he survive the trailer for him? Mary looked fucking stupid. It's like, okay, do I really want to watch Ryan Gosling talking to a fucking pet rock?
I'm talking to a fucking pet rock
Okay, so like that's what was like, I don't know if I want to watch this shit for three hours
That is that is easy you don't get that from the Martian the Martian you're like, okay, Matt Damon stuck on the fucking Mars
You gotta he has to grow potatoes
You're telling me talking to the pet rock is more interesting compared to the Martian that feels way more nonfiction than the fucking pet rock fictional tale sci-fi fictional tale more so than the technically more reachable the Martian so it's humanly more relatable you're telling me the fucking rock talking makes it better.
better. Okay. All right. All right. Okay. All right. You guys are saying it's actually better
than the fucking Martian. Okay. Okay. Fine. Fine. Let's see. Let's see.
I'm gonna hold you to it because now I'm gonna now because I was thinking of watching it.
Space dorks arguing. Yeah, man. A good sci-fi movie is great. Both are ass buddy. Irrelevant
opinion. sci-fi haters make no sense to me. I don't even believe in the sci-fi
hater it makes no sense. if you're a sci-fi hater you're stuck to the confounds
of fucking society's bullshit. Okay, that's what it is. You're stuck to the consumerism or some
shit. Sci-Fi is like looking up to the unknown and using your imagination beyond fucking Earth.
It's so, sci-fi is so much deeper than it is.
If you don't like sci-fi, you're fucking weird, I am a red flag.
People who don't like sci-fi are looking down.
Who likes sci-fi or looking up?
Love of the Rings vs Avatar?
Fantasy is different.
Fantasy...
No, that's also kind of
That's such a weird comparison to
What the fuck is this zoomer ass Lord of the Rings verse avatar
No way
Honestly avatar should have ended on the first one now. No one gives a fuck. It's just dragging
It's just something that you're you've just like ain't nobody fucking crazy about avatar. Okay. It was James Cameron
massive fucking budget
Wanted to like try new cameras
They're cool spectacles with like the most generic ass plots, you know
Avatars like billions per movie. I think it's just because everybody's just invested and they're like fuck it
We're nostalgic because I saw the first one when I was like 18 and now it's like
Number three or four and it's something to go to the theaters to see what happens at the end
bro no one okay no one has avatar in their top five movies of all time okay
it's the definition of the CGI popcorn fucking slop best there's no way
Motherfucker if I made a billion and then the second one made a billion fuck it make a three four and five
All movies that is our sloth s not all of them
a
Dark and darker streamer tournament invitations today, buddy ain't nobody here invited
Abitars like the movie you watch at a theme park ride you forget it in 10 minutes
Yeah, I feel like no one's gonna like be thinking about avatar three days after you watch it
It's kind of like oh shit. That was cool, bro. The popcorn hit and that was cool, bro. Nice
Good guy win bad guy lose explosions and then the cliffhanger
Battlefield 6 gallmood railroad
Yeah, what's fucking my watching the water? What's our plan today? What am I doing today?
What's happening here
A lot of people were depressed after Avatar because life seemed less colorful.
What the fuck?
Bro, there, you know what, it was probably one guy and it was such a weird circumstance that he got the article.
Okay, other than that, no one gives a shit.
It was the one guy who had a weird ass reaction that someone randomly wrote about.
And it was the only thing that caught fire because it was fucking weird and random.
I'm not playing. I am not playing. Battlefield 6. It's not happening. I'll play a little
punk and then uh let me see armor reforger maybe maybe i've been enjoying the uh you know uh
little um you drive behind enemy lines and snipe them
new body cam game better than dead
Yes, we are doing subsundit by the way. We are. We are doing subsundit buz.
I remember seeing a little trailer for this game. It came out.
Mixed of course.
Oh, yeah, this is that dude randomly micropose is producing it or publishing it.
The fact this is early access is a turn off because this is going to be like a two hour
fucking experience probably and nobody played in this year for eight hours.
You're going to get like a headache.
This is inherently going to be a two hour experience.
Early access.
I would play this right now, but it seems kind of stupid.
You might as well just wait for 1.0.
Totally safe, Boone Project.
Yeah, I'll save it for subsunday, guys.
Vote for subsunday.
Friend's Slop.
Uh-uh.
Cheap car repair, welcome to nowhere.
Boys, this is jalopy number six.
Condemned, hmm.
I could play condemned.
I could, I could, I could, I could play condemned.
You go down that route, I see what's going on. I can lock into a play through.
Can I beat it in a game? I mean, in a day.
Two streams, six to seven hours.
Is it is it linear?
Hmm, what is do I do it? I could I could do it.
I could play some random shit, Suica, GeoGuessor, or just go right into a playthrough mode.
I go around to play through mode.
Hitman next week, okay?
This blood money, how long is blood money like a two stream?
And then what is 007?
Wait, this is May 27th, bro. This is still in two weeks.
Um, how long is Bloodbunny? Like two streams?
Okay.
Shit, man. Batman is next week.
Bro, I might beat this game. Okay, I might beat this game.
This may be the first Lego game I might beat.
All right, I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
Chat, you guys take Subnautica, I'll take this one.
How about that? I know you love collecting the same shit in a tiny inventory and fucking
Swimming your ass back a thousand times. Okay?
Go play Legos, you nerd. Legos are actually fun, okay?
Okay.
Having a kid makes you rediscover some of the older things.
I've made some Legos recently, I forgot how fun it is.
You know what else is more fun coloring?
You ever get a good ass set of markers
with a nice ass coloring book and color that shit?
It's actually fucking therapeutic, bro.
All right.
I
Say with puzzles
Crayons greater nah crayons, uh-uh
You need like a good-ass marker. You don't reminds me of
It reminds me I watch video. I sometimes watch videos of like motherfuckers painting walls and shit
It's like painting but on paper
So you get like a really good marker strides while staying in the lines
It's fun trying to stay in the lines without having the marker bleed
But you need like a really good pen
Or you need really good markers
Crans are all right. Nah crayons are all right
Markers are way better, bro. Let's fucking talk about it
All right, we talked about consistency of color, the ink drying.
Van Rahn has a demo.
Wait, really?
This guy's trying to push me out of a play through.
Didn't I wishlist this game and this one looked like a question mark and a half?
Is this just come out? This came out yesterday? It wasn't this game a
question mark?
Grand Lime! I would try the demo of this. It would determine whether to keep it on
wishlist.
block sound all yours buddy
I am Kayan, Grand Marshal of the North.
I fell to the king who used demons to rule us.
Into the dark.
5 Vengeance will spread.
Nothing.
Nothing will stop me.
Blasphemous 3D, you think so?
To survive, I must kill. If I become a monster, so be it.
Their only peace is death.
Chess, someone tried the demo. Tell me if it's worth playing. Alright, we're going to play
through mode. We're doing it. What is this game? Let's see, condemned criminal origins.
This is before they said the word woke was discovered pre woke post woke whatever the
fuck the kids described games as nowadays last played 2015 dude I don't even remember
loading this shit up.
Yeah, I don't even, 2015 I played this?
I don't know, maybe I like accidentally loaded it up.
I have no idea what I'm getting into actually.
I have no idea what the fuck this game is.
I need like a full screen mod.
Or I mean a widescreen patch or some shit.
What else did Monolith make?
Ah!
Nice!
Feels good man!
Assuming this, okay.
As soon as I loaded up this game, my fucking Twitch chat disappeared.
God damn it.
Worst bug.
Unable to restore video mode.
Probably because I alt-habbed.
Chat, does no one else have that issue where your Twitch chat just like vanishes?
Do you have to refresh Twitch?
Do I need a widescreen fix for this?
How known is this game?
Do they usually play this game on like a SGDQ?
No?
It's a cult classic?
Oh shit man, alright.
I don't think I need a- I don't think I need a white screen fix.
My detailed sounds.
Screen resolution.
Okay, I think we're maxed out.
I think we're good.
Okay.
why are we playing this I've never played this game before I have no idea
wait where do I choose okay I'll play it I'm gonna I'll play on hard fine now
fuck that I'm gonna play on normal I give fuck I just want to see a story with a
the decent game
uh... what is this shit brown
city out here
and
warner brothers sega
There ain't no fuckin' headshot here.
So this is a cult classic?
As in it didn't sell enough for a sequel.
Alright, this game has a sequel? Oh.
Oh, never mind.
Console only?
That's fucked up. This came out on PC and the sequel didn't release on PC.
Seven. Eight.
Uh-oh.
Oh god.
Yeah, what the hell happened, dude?
The 4090 is fucked.
Oh shit, this game still looks...
Oh yeah, this game has a nice look.
Yo, for real, what the fuck, man?
I've a...
What if I randomly turned Vsync on?
Dude, it was beautiful and everything went to shit!
No...
Oh, this game? I can't go to my streaming PC to alt-pab.
Can I alt-enter?
Shit.
You can't windowed.
You might need a fix, might need to launch in compatibility mode, might need the original
design of the prototype fixed.
There's an FPS fix.
Okay, well, let me see.
Can I download this shit fast?
Make me motherfucker!
Uh, this direct and put up a set of fixes and really that picture is what I'm doing here
on fear.
It's expanded criminal origin and other games.
Okay.
Let me see.
Download act agree fast fix.
We're going back, uh, you probably have to put it in here.
download. What do we got here, Brow? What do we have here, brother? Hold on. Open. Read
me. Open. Continue. Extract. Didn't input 8 to the folder. Continue to the X amount
of game. Fear, ultimate, shooter, bullshit. Okay, you just literally put this in here.
I think, is that all?
We good?
It still sucks that I can't Alt-Tab.
That's actually very annoying.
That's like six and a half hours of I can't Alt-Tab.
That's not nice.
Use this too.
All right, Christos John, let me see here.
Christos John, you think I should adopt or remove the other one?
Or is this, does it work with it?
Remove it.
Okay.
Okay, all right, I'm trying this one.
Let me see here.
Take two, take two, take two, take two, will it work, will it work?
Hold on now dated 4090. Yes.
No way.
No way, hold on.
No, my mouse is stuck on my streaming PC now!
That is the worst fucking thing.
Chad, this is why you just play Sreka and just fucking play the most basic shit.
Oh my fucking god, that's annoying.
I don't know if I can bring it back.
Wow, this is...this is one of those bugs that I can't explain well because you're not a
streamer.
Um...
I can't.
I forgot to restart my gaming PC.
Hello, boys, let me see if this works, but I'm gonna have to restart my game, PC, here.
Okay, let me just restart my game, PC, hold up.
that's one way of fixing it. Nope, I'm playing this still. I'm playing it still.
I did I got both of them Chris is on
I was just stuck on my streaming PC
All right, hold up I'll see her
We are going to be playing this shit in two, probably five minutes.
I was like, leave five minutes, bro.
Oh, there we go.
Easy clap, leaked, hacked, et cetera, you're in, you're in, you're in.
leaked hacked, etc. You're in, you're in. booted, booted, rebooted. Okay, hold up. Where's the
shit. Very nice. And
well, Christian, what are you talking about? What do you mean
both of them. It says download steam files fixed for a full package or light if you don't care about having.
I downloaded this one.
Okay, I'll get this one actually. Hold on. I downloaded the light. You need both the
the widescreen fix and this one.
All right, let me see.
Okay, I got them both.
I got both, I got both.
Installed files, done.
Replace.
All right, moment of truth.
Does it work? Let's see.
Does it whack?
All right. From the beginning cut scene,
this guy's an FBI agent and he just got called to a scene.
That's what I, that's what I got from that.
Sega.
Reset.
Hold up, hold up.
Just play on the Xbox 360.
I don't know if it's working.
I'll try alt-tapping in a second
Okay, it does not let me out that
This is our bro. I don't have to tell you man. It doesn't let me
All enter doesn't work
bro bro are you kidding me both of these this file and this file both
extracted to the fucking steam folder did not work I will do it again
auto exec edit it in auto exec
Add windowed one. Everything is in quotes.
Let's see if this is true because then I could use borderless windowed and then I'm good.
Let me see. I might need to read only it.
Did I miss a quote, motherfucker? Did I miss a quote?
Oh, you got to quote the shit-ass word too.
Okay, there we go.
Just because I'm actually, no, I'm not going to read only a let's see.
I did save, bro.
I did save.
Oh, wait.
Hold on, hold on.
There it is. There it is. Very nice.
There it is. Okay.
As we were, okay, take two, take two.
Hopefully the cutscene doesn't lag. That was the other thing.
The city's crime rate has increased to record breaking levels, the most significant increase
is the assaults with deadly intent which is up 28%.
Dude, don't tell me he's a drunk, holy fuck, tell me he doesn't have an alcohol problem!
Okay, okay.
Moment of truth.
Okay.
Okay, okay, moment of truth work with me brother Thomas. I don't got all day here. Let's get a move on
I
Agreed oh
There it is there it is we're in the clear
People are scared we need to get this one follow me bodies this way
Oh
You got a crouch to get under the tape. Oh my god, you can see your feet 15 years ago
Yeah, this still looks really fucking good, man.
Sometimes, you know, you just get a higher resolution and everything looks insane.
Thomas, there's nothing outside. The body's in the building.
E?
Oh.
Come on, let's go. Body's rotten as we speak.
Oh, God.
The patrolman on duty said there was a mannequin involved, just like the matchmaker.
No.
That city's crawling with sick killers.
Mannequins, bro.
All Detective Dickinson to crime scene.
God, and why do they always have to kill in such maggot infested dumps?
Why can't they pick a nice spot without addicts and gang members for once?
I don't know, right?
It's not so damn dark.
Showing considerate.
It's a very fat rat
It knows exactly where to go
I don't think I have a flashlight.
I forgot to bring mine, I left it in the car.
Oh fuck.
Bro, you're kidding.
Okay, dude.
Oh, I did bring mine.
I hear you're afraid of the dark okay, dude. I did bring mine
This reminds me I get like half life engine vibes
Becker here FBI on the scene over and out
Copy that.
What happened?
Agent Thomas, this is Officer Becker. Becker found the body on patrol.
Oh.
Okay. When did this game come out again?
2005 I was 15.
What the fuck is this, bro?
Oh, shit!
This is not a mannequin.
Thomas.
Hello, Thomas. This is Lieutenant Rosa.
I'm your lab tech again on this one.
Our wireless data transfer system enables you to investigate and collect evidence at the scene of the crime,
and transmit it to me for analysis.
When I have results, I'll contact you via your cell phone.
Alright, let's get to work.
Let's start by determining the cause of death.
When your instincts tell you evidence is nearby, prepare a forensic tool.
The system will select the correct tool for you, so don't worry about that.
Yeah, the future before the future.
Press Ready Tool to use Detection Tool.
Okay, I'm gonna press a bunch of buttons until I know what the fuck that even means.
Press Ready Tool.
Okay, I pressed it.
What the fuck?
It's a Y?
I wonder if I should play this on a...
with a...
what do you call it?
Use mouse, adjust position, and top.
Oh, okay, see how this works.
Okay.
It's just getting used to the controls of the game.
Use right back to zoom, adjust until crop lines on display glow bright.
Okay, am I not doing this correctly?
Just a sec. Strangled by a hand. Very forceful. Finger marks clear, except...
Bruce's intensity indicates the killer's right-handed, and missing the index finger on that hand.
There must be something more. Something we're not seeing.
Oh my god.
Do I have like visions or something, the fuck?
Run the laser light over the crime scene, and if there's evidence, it will show up a bright
green.
Hey Becca, get the lights.
The agent's laser works better in the dark.
Oh yeah, Becca, thank you bro.
Oh yeah, okay, so I have like a bunch of...
I'm actually a fucking investigator here, okay.
You just see how these tools work.
There's green shit right there.
Okay.
you serve and I just as well thing oh my holy shit whoa right there right there
Exact same MO as the others
Any luck on the mug book searches, I bet the killer has the same mark
This reminds me of like true detective Becker no smoking at a crime scene
2003 well someone was
It's coming from in here
Yes, season one was the best dang it I can smell the cigarette smoke of course you can bro
smoke the pack before we walked in here
uh oh
he's right above us
call for backup now
this is officer becker we need backup immediately
fourth and staff potential homicide suspects still in building
officers are running away
it's getting dangerous
copy that
becker and I will head up the fire escape
you wait here for backup
Okay, I'll wait here. You go.
Is that code for Find the Generator?
all clear agent are you barely checked
finish up here the better let's go
I'll get my fucking better checked go for Christ's sake be careful
I'm mainly about the crime scene analysis bro, I don't gotta have another shoot this
shit.
Agent Thomas, Officer Becker, I don't know if they're on a new interrogation, Thomas Dickinson
there's one coming your way, attic amped up on something, oh shit, well they got one
right into-
federal agent come out peacefully or I will use force
oh shit
oh yes the city's full of them now Thomas
addicts, vagrants, psychotic individuals gone terribly bad
they come in all kinds but mostly violent
be careful
yo this is before body cams
Oh shit y'all, damn bro, look at the reload animation in 2005.
Okay, okay.
I hear somebody.
This is pre-fint.
You can kick enemies.
Oh my god, holy shit, dude. I'm sorry
Holy shit, oh my god
Okay, the kick is very strong apparently I have powers. Oh shit
Okay, you just have to use it, you know collect them you just use them. I don't think you lose your mag, right? You don't lose your mag
You're limited to how to find your weapons, use wisely.
Oh shit, bro.
All the shots stop ringing out.
I wonder if the officer, Dickinson, died.
Dickinson
What is this metal pieces collect birds and metal pieces to unlock achievement awards?
I saw this game was connected to fear is it like a spin-off of fear or some shit
Hello.
Oh, is Monolith who- oh, same deads as here.
Oh, buddy, don't do it, bro.
Don't do it, man.
I see you, bro.
Come out, bro.
Please, man.
Please, dude, you're gonna die.
Oh, fuck.
Don't make- okay.
Okay.
What?
Oh, shit.
Now you're bleeding.
Oh, fuck.
Oh
Yeah, it looked like I kicked him and two teeth came out
You need to cap the frames, I don't think so bro the insane physics because of the FPS being too high is actually enhanced
This is my fucking remastered
Okay, bro
Okay, man, buddy I killed two of your boys
How the hell did he even get up there?
Let's see if I can open this.
Nope.
Head bag.
That's why.
Two thousand fire!
Ow!
Whoa, activate fuse box to turn lights back on.
I've done this before.
There it is.
What the hell?
Did I just get zapped?
What the fuck is this guy?
What the hell?
Did I just get zapped?
What the fuck is this guy?
Yo, are you the mannequin dude?
Are you kidding me, bro?
Are you kidding me?
You need a weapon grab a pipe or two by four off the wall
All right, I need a two by four
Or a plank oh shit, okay, that also works
He works as well oh there's actually melee now
Holy shit, bro, this is the crack den.
This is their habitat, bro.
Alright, I think I need to go through here.
This is like Planet of the Apes.
Okay.
Holy shit.
Back to fuck up, man.
I got no crack.
Back to fuck up, man.
I got no crack!
I got the fuck out, man!
Whoa!
Oh, shit!
That ain't shit!
Back up, man!
Oh my god.
I did not need to do that.
That was overkill.
What's going on here?
It looks like I'm having some weird, either he's scared or having some weird fucking
PTSD shit.
Your gas spectrometer is sensitive to odors such as decaying flesh.
Oh, this guy's equipped with every gadget.
evidence use redot to track source of odor. Oh my, there's a bird, dude. Why am I picking
this up. Oh. This way. God damn, there's so much, uh, it kind of reminds me of a little
bit of that painkiller style to up here.
Or Max Payne, yeah. Cry of Fear a little bit.
I've never played this before now, but it's a sick game already. I like the vibe.
Oh shit, here we go.
Definitely stronger than a piece of wood.
Thomas answer me. What's happened? Dickinson we heard it
Yeah, I'm fine. It's just a fuse box shorted. I
Seem to be trapped over here, and I believe the suspect has my gun
Well the hell did that happen?
Yeah
Here take this fire ax and chop your way out
Yeah, don't tell anyone back in always find an entry tool somewhere around to get past barriers
You can even use things like an axe or a sledgehammer as a weapon and do a great deal of damage, but they're slow
Swinging a lead pipe bus heads faster if that's what you prefer. Thanks. Yeah, you need the tips
Becker and I'll go around the other way
Try and stay in one piece. Oh and one more thing if you find yourself in a sticky situation
Use your tazen to temporarily stun your target if you're close enough, you'll find it a great way to disarm the slug of his weapon
Okay, yeah, thank you, bro.
Oh, shit.
There's the taser.
Shroff through the door.
Found it.
Whoa.
God damn, bro.
You guys are crazy.
okay buddy that is not a two-by-four that's a two-by-fifty holy shit god
damn what is the range of that thing dude
I know but it looks like you're out of the block range but they hit you from
very far away
He slapped his own ass.
How about the taste hit?
Modern gamers when they can't parry slop?
Oh really bro?
Okay, chill, brother.
Okay.
I know what your intention is, dude.
Oh, really?
Is this your boy?
Come here.
Come here, man.
Ow. My fucking face. Ow. I mean, say how blocking is. Ow. Ow. Ow. What the fuck?
Holy shit
Oh fuck, I'm actually oh god, I am bleeding from my head. Oh shit, at least I found a bird carcass
Okay, and that heals you for everything
I swear the way he runs is like fucked.
I don't know, it looks like he's like glitching into the ground.
Yeah, it can be, that's where the FPS limit is needed.
Am I supposed to save this game manually?
Oh, this is a quick save.
Yeah, how many of you are in here? I hear you, bro. I know you're walking around.
Okay, man, ow, ow, okay, one more time, we're gonna practice here, there it is, again,
again. Ow again. What the hell? Oh my god! Oh shit!
How does it feel to be on this end of the gun? But listen you bastard, don't mess this up
for us. We are both on the same track of the righteousness.
Thomas!
And the path takes strange turns.
Freeze, please! Drop the weapon now!
What the fuck?!
Dickens in!
He's a death agent, Thomas.
It shall come visiting again.
Yo!
What the hell, dude?
Just frag him, man!
Yo!
Dickinson!
Bodies of the dead birds on leather city streets and public parks.
Heart-hit areas have reported literally thousands of bodies while other areas of the city have
very few birds at all.
Is that a dream?
Oh my god.
Hello Ethan.
Oh.
Who are you?
What is going on?
Calm yourself.
My name is Malcolm Van Horn.
That was a great friend of your father's.
Yes, I remember you a long time ago, but why are you here now?
Last night. Well, I was nearby. An unfortunate scene you did your best, but it could not be helped.
The detectives, they're dead. Shot with your weapon. And you will be blamed for their deaths.
Oh, God.
Really?
Yeah, this is a setup, man!
There's a promise. You don't need to go there. Open up more.
Oh, shit!
Ethan, you must trust me.
I am here to help. Now go.
Sorry, officer.
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
Huh.
Really? So that took a twist, so now the whole city is gonna be looking for me.
Because the cops think I killed the police officers.
Well, that's not good
Shovel required really
Oh, it's right here you actually specifically need a shovel there you go
I think this be New York, my creepy ass fucking path.
What the hell?
I need to find a curve bar, maybe in here, rebar, we need a crowbar.
I have to actually go find specific tools to progress.
Wait a minute.
Use white arrows on device to help the guidance.
Does that thing have those taken pictures?
What?
I thought they would have suspended my lab access.
They still might. It hasn't occurred to them yet.
I didn't kill those guys.
I know, Thomas. Well, I'm not certain what I do or don't know, but I'm pretty sure I still trust you. And that goes all the way.
Understood.
Really?
What about the photos?
Well, no standing on ceremony then.
It's a picture of you, Thomas. In your apartment. I remember that hideous sofa from last year's Christmas party. It had to have been taken from across the alley.
From within the metro station?
It appears so. I'm also seeing smudges across the face of the photo. Locate a good sample and transmit it to me.
A good sample? Find a good source of the liquid detected on photos.
Come on, motherfucker!
Okay, we're gonna have to do this another one too.
Looking for the green.
How about this?
Whoa! Goddamn!
This guy's got all the fucking tools for real!
Real.
Inspector Gadget.
The liquid is C-41 color photo developer fluid.
Common among shutter books who develop their own color shots.
Safer to develop your own. No record of the photo bats.
So wait, these photos were processed here somewhere within the station?
That would be my guess.
Somewhere within the station? Locate room where photos were taken.
Stun enemies with taser?
Alright. I'm still looking for this... Oh fuck.
Hey, you have a crowbar and a piece of shit?
Stop!
You brought it all the way here.
Alright, who the fuck took these photos?
There it is, there it is. Everybody's relaxing now. Everybody's fine. This actually tells
you plus speed, plus block, minus reach, minus damage. All right, all right, I'm gonna stick
with what I have. There's still a bunch of thugs after me. What's this? Cheese poos.
Mmm. Those are delicious. Alright, what do we have over here? Let's go upstairs. Alright.
Seems like when I look down and walk he like glitches a bit but if I keep my mouse a little
higher than uh right in the center of the monitor he doesn't run or walk weird.
It's more like a camera thing when I look down.
But I can play past it.
I don't need a fix for it.
room. Oh shit. This is Thomas.
It's Van Horn. Listen and be quiet. We don't have long. The police are now searching.
We're more properly destroying your apartment. They seem to have no faith in your innocence.
But I am innocent.
I know that. You must prove that. One more thing. You have a special talent. A gift that very few of us have.
What?
We haven't time to discuss this, William, but trust your instincts. Rely on them. I must go now. Remain alert.
I kind of missed it. Who is this Van Horn guy? Did he save me after I held?
Well, is that the only thing I know about this guy?
And he's like, yeah, they think you killed him.
Whoa.
What the fuck?
What the hell, then?
saving checkpoint feels good and we got a quarter nope
Oh hell random ass rat yeah I need an FPS limit it's fine don't worry about it
Anyone want anything? Oh, but I can't kick up in the fridge? Come on, man.
Alright, we're not going in there.
This does seem like the path forward though.
The Angelo's.
They used to get a steak and cheese from a place called The Angelo's.
close down
well
excuse me
sir
hey
okay
oh
Shit, motherfucker.
Is this loaded?
It is.
Don't do it, bro.
Oh, okay, fuck you, bitch!
You know the ambiance in this game is nice.
Oh shit. Oh shit.
Yeah, I would have picked up his pistol.
There's a sledgehammer here.
And we had a key for that.
Count down, Rock!
Really?
Boys, I got one bullet.
Who wants it?
You?
Got your boys gone!
You're next.
Oh shit, you're still alive, dude.
Alright, we got the butt of the gun.
Oh, and this actually goes around.
been here am I tripping did I just go all the way around wait does this go oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, wait a minute.
Oh, this was a shortcut.
Let me continue down this way.
Isn't this where, maybe I'm supposed to go back.
Oh, the exit is here.
Does that side keep away?
Oh, I need the sludge hammer.
Ah, where was it?
Oh, where was the sludge hammer?
I dropped it near a first aid kit.
It was, uh, I think it was downstairs.
Oh, it's right here.
You miss Resident Evil Requiem? Yeah, that game was really good. That game was great.
All right, let's see.
Wait, that's a mannequin hand arm really no no no no they get the fucking sledge of those evidence
So the guy that kills people
Who was probably that dude who killed the two officers just pinned their murders on me
So we gotta find this piece of shit.
Whoa.
That fucking glass texture.
Whoa.
It's like the third steps down, crowbar required.
Thomas speaking.
It's Van Hoorn.
How do you know this number anyway?
I know many things about you, Ethan.
Since your father's death, I have watched you, hoping that you would find your potential.
my potential yes you've become an excellent investigator through training or luck but
instinctually however you'll find that you are capable of seeing so much more again with the
instructors there are gifts from well perhaps not from God remember we can help you and others
Again, I must go. Be careful.
Okay.
He's doing the thing where he drip feeds you information without just fucking telling you shit.
You have potential. I don't really know what the fuck is what I'm telling you.
Oh, shit.
I will don't feed you the vague shit for like 7 hours until it finally hits.
Oh, we made it to the train station.
I'm gonna keep doing it if I can call you and I'm gonna tell you.
Oh, the gas spectrometer.
thing is more for like collecting the birds. I don't gotta, I don't gotta do
that shit. Unless you have to. It's like right there telling me I need to collect it.
Hey y'all, bro. Come on out!
All right, are we good now? Are we good? You still want more? Really? I don't know.
Okay, are you done? Are you done? You're not done? Three times?
What the fuck?
Alright, maybe I should just do this because the game's telling me to do this.
Like I have to.
What the fuck?
Hey!
BIRD.
What the fuck?
Hey!
We gotta go that way.
What do we have here, what do we have here?
Something good.
Interesting.
This all takes place on a night in New York apparently, or some city.
Or multiple nights?
What the fuck even are we?
It's Scranton?
Oh, yeah, buddy!
Oh!
Give me this.
You piece of shit.
Oh!
You'll remember that
Double-checking it's double-checking
Wait, there's a guy
Well, man
Where's this I'll take this as I was
There's some green shit right here
Leads to
More green shit
I don't need to get over there
What the fuck was that
Okay, okay, buddy oh shit
Oh
We get it
Holy shit
Our offer maintenance
the floor was resisting okay this looks like it heads down here
and you didn't find a sledgehammer oh there's a sledge in the trash
fire axe whoa
I see where it is. I'm just seeing if there's an upgrade anywhere
There it is.
Keep looking, you must restore power to the elevator before continuing your search.
Understood.
Just need to flip a switch, turn the ship back on.
Upgraded.
Slight upgrade.
Thank you.
Da-da-dan-dan-dan-dan-dan-dan-dan-dan-dan.
Monka.
Oh we're going even further down.
Yep.
Yep, if I...
This is now going into a killer lives down here territory.
Oh, buddy, where the hell is these all the way here?
This should just...
Oh, we're doing this.
Oh, you tank that.
Oh, I need that axe!
I need that axe!
You literally hurt your boy more than I did!
I should have looted that first.
I can break down a lot of doors now if I head back with this.
Maybe.
Buddy.
Oh!
Um, I would not, I don't know if I would re-stream Bioshock.
Bioshock was good, but I played it multiple times.
I play to infinite again not that long ago no infinite does hold up infinite is still
a really good game if you go and play it it feels like if it came out recently it would
I actually went back not long ago.
No, I streamed that shit too.
It's actually like really good, so...
I'm like a achievement?
Yo-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Old-ass achieve.
I'm actually lost now, I don't know where the fuck I am anymore.
This is clearly not the way forward.
I have to restore power to the elevator.
Oh.
I feel like I completely missed...
Oh, elevator power box is right there.
Here we go.
Very nice.
Now where in the hell was the elevator?
Right here.
Third floor.
Now we can go find this fuck who took the picture.
I have I didn't play fear a long time ago
Well, let's see if we find this guy.
Okay, buddy.
Goddamn.
Okay buddy.
Goddamn.
Trug is the ass, drug addicts.
I'll take the car.
I'll take the car, action, no no no no no.
Oh my god what the fuck.
I actually have to rush this dude.
You're getting.
Piece of shit.
I found it. I found the shit.
Oh, I know you're in here you fuck.
I'm out, bitch.
What the hell, man?
Really?
Maybe I do have secret powers.
You know what?
Maybe I do.
I can imagine a flash.
Maybe I do.
Oh, bitch, there it is.
Dude, what the fuck, man?
Okay.
That shit was not centered, bro. It's not at the bottom.
Alright.
Keep looking.
There he is, taking pictures of me, bro.
Processing pictures.
And a bunch of articles.
Processing image.
Interesting.
Initial scan indicates 18 newspaper clippings.
11 from our own evening edition.
7 from ear by community papers.
all with the same name serial killers most of them different but all of them
are cases you've worked on some have markings in a black felt tip pan still
running frequency analysis on the markings to see if we can guess what they
mean
whoa whoa
oh my god
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What?
What you doing?
I think I killed him too fast
Wait
What the hell?
How's the guy? Hey, how's the dude?
What the hell, man?
Oh, he's long gone now.
quiet right now. This guy knows the whole layout of the train station. He probably works at the train
station. I'm just thinking like a detective. Wrong guy. He was coming at me with a weapon.
That's why.
What the hell, man?
Maybe I do have superpowers.
That's not like he was injured.
Okay, okay.
According to Dr. Feldman,
Burnton University Sociologist,
in location with the greatest number of bird deaths
matches exactly to those experiencing high criminal activity.
I got rid of my shotgun this motherfucker this guy loves his tunnels
really oh wait he's fighting them off too
wait I thought they were working with him
I do. I do actually. I did that. Thank you.
We need this fire axe.
Um.
Alright.
Is this even scary?
This is a normal day in my hood.
I have played the darkness.
I'm actually, you know, the darkness seems like a game that would have a sequel, or like a second one.
Well, I think that was a game that maybe just didn't do well, and just like, finished.
Did it do well? Or, okay, when I say sequel, I mean like a modern one.
I'm thinking, I'm saying, I'm surprised the game didn't have another one.
It did have a sequel, then the third one.
I played the second one then, I didn't play the first one.
It seems like it is a game that would have a remaster or something.
What up dude?
Bye bro!
That's same dude again.
What, that guy? Oh, okay. I don't think that was the guy in the orange jumpsuit that was somebody else.
Did he just kill himself with the door?
I missed it. Oh, someone threw a chair at him.
Oh my god, this lighting right here, ow.
Madison Parkway
I
Think
Really brother
saved maybe waste four shots dude
they're here I did not have a ticket I need that fire axe he died on the other
other side and I can't get to him once I get shot hold up one minute
All right, oh
Nobody needs to see that
I need a crowbar for all of these
Who's out there? I hear
It'd be nice if I could take the ammo out.
I don't think so.
Wait a minute.
That's why.
Where we descend.
What just happened?
I see a bird.
That was not worth it.
Oh my god!
What?
I'll die!
What the heck is going on here?
Holy shit!
Did I come from here?
I don't think that, I don't think that's enough.
Dude, they're not random, they're not random homeless people.
I mean they are, but they're attacking me first.
Okay.
for some reason they're all like rabid
was the girl actually friendly I just I thought I have yet to encounter a friendly person
they're all they've all been trying to murder me
Oh, there's more crackheads down here.
Oh my god.
Montgomery local uptown and Westford road
Wait this guy's on the parade. Oh my god. How do I get on?
on the board
Wait
You motherfucker you motherfucker you're not getting away you piece of shit
Everybody
I'm actually just sick. Okay, it looks like we're staying here
What the hell, dude?
Really?
No way!
What?
Okay, and there's reporting that the birds are perishing from sudden massive brain hemorrhaging
is one size as those for some reason their brands are simply dissolving they gave the
birds phones
I actually kicked me off the damn fuckin' ball of shit!
I'm gonna see more shit!
Oh, here.
I need some rebar.
There's that fucking Hunchback again!
Who is that guy?
It's like the Gala of the Swords!
Oh, okay.
You did the mocap for that guy?
Whoa!
What the fuck, man?
These guys actually look like zombies.
We're tracking a substance though.
I don't know if it's actually a drug.
These guys look like actual zombies here.
Uh-oh.
The hell the guy behind me just killed that guy.
Crazy motherfuckers where I see your ass dude.
It's seven years just to miss
Oh, yeah, bro. Oh, yeah, you want to travel dude
I got to find a shovel for these.
Oh!
Let's see catch here. This one's already open.
It's like outlasts, but you can actually hit people.
I need a laugh.
Where you going dude? Where you going? Stop running around.
Stop fucking running around asshole.
Oh this way?
I'm going to leave him alive.
I'm going to let this guy...
I'm going to let him live.
I'm gonna let him live.
These assholes love flanking.
They love flanking.
Jump down.
Oh, he followed me up the ladder.
Oh, is that the same guy?
He actually followed me up.
Uh-oh.
I don't know which way this way
I'm gonna go right. I'm gonna go this way
Yes, all of the light follow that light
All right, I don't see anything here level one search subway car for clues
No, I need a goddamn gun pronto, they're fucking crazy
I'm finding anything in the actual subway
He did it hit me with this
Got it
Okay, got it. Initiating a DNA profile of the sample. This will take a while. Can you keep yourself busy until then?
Yeah, what are you guys doing?
Whoa!
Yeah, this more seems like everybody has gotten diseased or some shit.
Is that, this seems a little more like, uh, is this supposed to be like they're all on
drugs?
Seems like someone let loose a bunch of drugs or some shit.
Or there's like a chemical that has made everybody crazy.
Or this guy's hallucinating a little bit and exaggerating the effects of the drugs on what he's perceiving.
I don't fuckin' know.
Where are half these people?
Whoa!
Whoa, this guy's a raid boss!
Thank you, sir. I'm gonna take this and then take this for you
Now now
What are we doing here? How are we doing here? Anything good? No?
A map.
Oh, can you get the wall fan and climb through?
We'll do that.
Oh, there's a shadow right there, was that me?
We know you're here, you piece of shit!
The axe is missing.
I know you're here!
Find Valve and turn off Steam.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Fuckin' that it is man.
That it is, man.
Dude, it's right there.
Can I pass through here?
It's right there.
What the fuck? Is there like one upstairs?
Yeah, I'm blind.
You can't crawl, brah.
Can I actually have to go back up?
Really?
Oh.
I really have to go back up?
Thomas speaking.
Document is a standard city issue train schedule.
Pressure has been applied from a stylist highlighting two scheduled routes, both originating from
Central Metro Station. Route 16 to Burnside, departing 510, 730, 930 a.m. Route 66B leads to Brier.
That's a tiny farm town an hour to the northwest. Departs 930 a.m. and midnight.
This is his hub, so he goes to both locations regularly.
I've also determined DNA from the sweat sample of Tray. Matches DNA from the cigarette butt.
99.28% probability. The guy you're following is the guy who killed the two policemen.
The matchmaker? The police? I think so. Something's still not adding up.
Uh-oh.
I hear something pressure related up here.
Wait, I just backed up.
No way, hold the fuck on dude, hold the fuck on.
Hold the hell on, dude.
What the hell, bro?
Oh, I can't open that door anymore?
Oh, I think there is a door there that I haven't been in.
But I need a fire axe.
And the fire axe is gone.
Chat, did I see a fire axe anywhere?
Shit.
Was there one downstairs?
Oh, yeah, there was the one in the vent
Buddy, are you fucking kidding me? It was literally right there. I just went all the way around
We're playing this way back as a kid with my Xbox I
Wouldn't necessarily say this game is scary. It's more intriguing because it has like that
super ominous unsettling by like you're following a serial killer and there's
I'm not trying to kill you, I'm just trying to kill you, and the sewer.
Oh shit.
Start off shoddy.
Okay.
Found our way down.
2005 gun animations are insane.
Oh my god, are you kidding me?
Steam valve.
Ah, ah, ah.
All right, buddy, what's done is done, bro, hey, piece of shite, a piece of shite.
You're a shite, mate.
Give me the 45.
Did I just shoot the 45 away?
No.
I'll take it.
Worth.
I'll take it worth
Assessors has gone cold. No
No, it hasn't know it hasn't search Laura train tunnels for any information. He may have left behind
What the hell are you talking about bro?
You're the only place he could be.
Come on, oh this is a shit ass burn.
Yeah, what happened to that ill horror game?
I don't know.
That's just very collectible.
I'm trying to beat this game, not collect a random trash.
Leave that for the plubs.
Well, you know, Deborah, Deborah, please,
my name is Deborah!
Whoa!
It just pierced!
What the hell?
It's just, I just double hit.
Collateral!
Okay.
I just double hit collateral.
Two bullets.
It's up here.
There's two fat guys with fire axes up here.
I work
easy I've killed like 20 people trying to find this guy while being framed for killing
to people. Not really a good trade-off here. Not the greatest loot. Goddamn. What the fuck
Got by the sledgehammer your head I'll make the theaters now
Well how underground is this shit? Oh my
The thing is the guy was chasing it was battling these guys as well so these guys don't work
for him or anything.
This is their territory that me and them are running through.
Of course, shovel, I should have picked it up from earlier.
I saw it.
I'll find another one.
Oh, there's one right here.
Yachty!
Is it that end?
This looks like the way forward.
Chat by the way, Moper sub Sunday, do it up, do it up.
Really?
One of two?
Oh my god, they're gonna die.
Save. Good thing yo, good thing I was down here. Good thing I was down here. I knew that
turning it counterclockwise made this bad the steam go down bro
but I'm very bad very bad
how come you play this game now I don't know bro it's just kind of the feeling
dude I go off of vibes
The daily vibe, bro
I swear this oh shit
There's a lot of rats
You don't need this anymore
What up, bro
What I did
Oh shit.
Yeah, fuck him up, fuck him up.
Fuck him up.
Oh shit.
Oh
And best get area for clues found it
Got it
Searching business registry shows
Yeah, I haven't seen one of these number eight cars in years.
A red circle area?
There.
image.
Alrighty, boys. Oh shit, wait, I want this back. Those are three bullets I can use.
I wonder if this whole game takes place in this underground area.
This is where he does his weird shit.
He's a fucking weirdo.
evidence from my fucking blind dude.
Oh fuck, there's one more guys here.
Found it.
Dust on the end of the crowbar is a common plaster mix.
Dignitation particles mixed in with the dust are of a soft pinkish hue
Apartment store dummies. You got it
The mannequins chat I gotta take a shit give me two minutes hold up hold
I
Sorry about that chat. Oh
The shit has been shot we continue three bullets in a dream
Holy shit.
Give me something to usey.
Alright.
Wait, where the hell am I going now?
Am I backtracking?
This doesn't seem right.
Hold up, hold up.
This way, maybe?
I don't think everyone went back this way.
Or not.
Pause, I'm lost! What the hell is this?
Did it say to get the crowbar?
Break into number 8 subway car.
Oh.
Wait, that's number 8 right there.
Okay, here we go.
I don't think I can jump over this.
Oh, here it is, here it is, here it is.
Oh, and I need the shit-ass crowbar.
Is it there one where I just was?
Am I watching Eurovision tonight?
Negative.
Yeah, where the fuck was the crowbar?
This way.
Okay, I'm starting to realize when this game presents you with a new tool.
It's the games we're telling you that you're gonna need it on the next segment. So you might as well use it as your weapon as well
Your vision was poggers when you're seven to 14 now
Yeah, cuz you're like
I'm not, I'm singing and dancing. Oh my god.
Now you're like, what the fuck? I'm cool now.
I don't do this shit.
Okay, we are looking for some green shit.
Oh, motherfucker put his shit ass foot on this.
I'm bird pooped on you today.
Yeah, that could be seen as a sign of luck.
Oh.
Oh my god, we found it.
I actually had a bird today. I've never seen it before. A bird came up. I
opened the door and a
Hummingbird came right up to the door
Fuckin 4k stop did the flutter twice and then flew the fuck away
But I was like holy shit. That was sick
Parts department store
Just a minute.
645 Burnside went out of business 14 years ago.
The squatters group took it over almost immediately,
and now it's not what you would call prime shopping territory.
Makes sense the matchmaker would be there a good source of mannequin parts,
but then what's all this here?
An outpost? A second shop?
I should probably go down there.
Yeah, just don't get carried away.
Shit, the cops don't even drive down Burnside unless they have to.
It's a nasty area filled with nasty people,
and the people down there are different. They go beyond nasty.
What is that?
Beyond nasty?
The station and the departments are not able to do today.
Room 612 has arrived.
Room 921 has arrived.
Room 16, the burn side.
Grounding, bottom 116. Do not open the doors.
Thomas, route 16 to burn side.
That train will take you directly to the department store.
If I hurry, I'll just make it.
Make your way back to platform.
What the fuck, you were in there the whole time?
Goddamn crackheads.
I'm sick of you, bro.
Give me the hell out of here.
How the hell do I exit?
I guess he gave me an exit in a name.
Whoa!
Oh shit, did I caught her and it went after her?
What the hell's going on there?
What the fuck?
Back up man!
Holy shit!
One bullet you left for me?
Oh shit, hello. Oh wait, this is empty. Wait, this is my old one. I'll take this.
That feels good, man.
Alright, we're trying to get to the mannequin store now.
I think I'm going the right way.
Because I'm trying to get back to the platform.
So, I have to backtrack.
Yeah, this guy's an FBI agent and he got framed.
Wait.
I'm lost.
This is before the yellow paint guy found his way into every game.
This actually loops.
Am I supposed to go down?
Pickle up?
Brother.
Ah, shit. I don't- I'm actually lost.
Or not.
Saved.
Holy shit, Saved.
Easy.
There it is.
It has been determined that birds are drawn to a specific locales throughout the city
by sharing sonic disturbance of unknown origin once in colds proximity, but it's heard of
the birds brain suffers immediate and extensive brain damage that clearly leads to death.
It's not known at this time whether humans and other life forms are affected, although
There is clearly a connection between crime-bredden areas and where birds swarm and die.
What?
Where there's more crime, there's more birds dying?
Yeah.
You weren't solving cases like you used to, you're talented, high strung, you snapped, it happened sometimes, come...
But I did not snap. Someone else killed those policemen. It looks like it might have been the matchmaker.
With your gun. That seems unlikely, doesn't it? We have psychiatric staff that can help you sort things out.
Come on, man, believe me!
I don't need a shrink
Maybe I have gone crazy
Look, Farrell.
Yes.
No!
What do you want from me, Malcolm?
What's going on?
Yes, I mean, no. What do you want from me, Malcolm? What's going on?
Going on. You are being investigated by the FBI for the murder of two police officers.
That's what's going on. You will be tested, Thomas. I'm not you can be sure. Let us go.
That you will be tested, Thomas.
I don't trust this guy.
Is this in like a big-ass mannequin shop during Christmas this reminds me of a scary game
Then you'd play in the winter.
Something tells me this came out in the winter.
Oh my god.
Leave.
Oh, the Crackheads are here too!
Is this California simulator?
I don't know.
Some parts of California.
Mainly LA.
Somebody's following me.
Somebody or something.
Whoa.
These were the mannequins in the beginning of the game.
Oh
God damn
don't do it bro don't do it dude don't do it I'm gonna walk away I'll put your
boy though I appreciate this man I appreciate this
and they're good at finding it little hidden spots to hide behind I should
have to go that way I might have to kill him if you bro go back go back okay
we had something yes or not
how do we have you now
What the fuck do they have there, brother?
Looking for a gree- oh shit.
Why'd he stick his hand in there?
What?
Why'd you do this?
Amatrice, right-handed print missing the right index finger.
The same hand!
I don't get it. What does that mean?
Are you kidding me?
Okay...
Really?
On the organic evidence.
There it is.
Give me a sec.
Blood droplet size and dispersal pattern indicate victims sustained a heavy blow.
Height of blood on the wall and the incense is possibly a head wound.
What?
Who was that?
another victim find the body
don't do it don't do it maybe she'll leave me there
where's the body ma'am? okay don't do this
okay
When he was real, when he was alive, who's alive, huh, you, do you?
More investigations.
laser to follow drag marks on the floor.
Okay, what's wrong with these people, uh, I think drugs.
Usually, drugs.
Find a route to the ground floor to continue the search.
Usually, the case.
Yep, yep.
What was it?
route to ground floor. Motherfucker! Are you telling me to backtrack? Are you telling
me to backtrack or hit this and it will reveal something? Okay, I think I'm backtracking.
Oh my God!
Ow!
Oh my God!
Ow!
Monka-donka, Monk, Monk, Monk, Monk, Monk!
No way I gotta go all the way, you're telling me I gotta go all the way back?
No fucking way I gotta go all the way back!
Where's the- where's the yellow paint dead sir?
Ummm...
Where'd that-
Am I going back in?
Was there a area to sledgehammer a wall?
You missed the door. I definitely missed the door.
Yellow paint design is horrible.
Okay, I actually can't go back.
I definitely missed the door.
I missed something very subtle around here.
Let's see, let's see, bruh-dah.
Wow.
candle dev
Okay
Sir, I see you
Ow. Ow. Ow!
Ow!
God damn!
My elevators are tracking drag marks.
Get out of here, bro.
How much?
Alright, let's see what we're looking for here.
I need a green mark, the green trail that leads through here.
an alternative route to the other side. Come on, man! Are you kidding me, dude? Is not
This way at all?
Alternative route?
This does not seem like an alternative route.
Apparently it is.
I don't want to shoot, but if I have to, I will.
Ma'am, don't do it.
Don't do it.
Oh, what a butt!
Fresh shawty.
Got this shit again.
Whoa!
shit again whoa no the damn mannequin stop no no no give me out of here
Oh, so we're gonna go down there after seeing that, okay.
Definitely a path.
Good thing I got my gadgets.
Fire axe required.
Alright, well I will be back unless there's a fire axe.
right around here. There could be. The flashlight doesn't work anymore though.
Kind of looks like a boss room.
I wonder, I don't know if I've finished that tracing part there, yeah there's a lot of
fire extra rooms. I think I might need to go back.
I have to eventually come here.
As it leads here and then stops.
So why would I have to go back?
This does not make sense.
There's no way I got to go back.
I'm probably missing it where the fireaxe is.
Oh, lol.
I
Compiling cross referencing
Wow print is an exact match to the print I found in the metro station car
It may be the matchmaker
I'm still concerned about that rope fingerprint from the tape recorder
Keep following the trail it may lead to answers
Maybe even a body I would if I could but this part of the department store is flooded his trail ends here
That body start to king immediately producing hydrogen sulfide traces of methane if there's a body you should be able to sniff it out
Ahhhh.
Dude, what the hell is going on there?
Oh shit!
This way this way Excuse me nothing it must be where he just opened a place to go forward
Agree!
It's my past, butter.
Before Dumbledore found me, butter.
It's my past.
Wait, what the fuck?
How the fuck is this nowhere to be seen, dude?
Holy shit, it's literally yellow signal everywhere.
Buddy.
okay it's clearly over here that's an insane emo bro it's a good emo I can't
tell if I like it it's good but I can't tell like it is a good emo but you know
let me guess I gotta go
I know what it's depicting, brother. I know what it's depicting.
I'm aware of what it's depicting, bro. The fire axe is probably here. And then I come back.
You done dude
We're fucking you a cry fucking you a man don't mess with me dude. You think this is my first video game
I've never played this game before, no.
Buddy, everything requires the shit-ass fire axe.
Where the fuck is it?
Oh, I found it.
Shabba, look for some Sunday boys, look for some Sunday.
We have no boats.
There, there, whoa.
feels very nice why do I feel like this leads me all the way back around back around buddy
of
There it is boys. There it is. Skip sub-sunda and play CS2 only. Don't make me man. Don't
make me. If we're at 600 votes, I don't make me mad. That's actually, honestly, that's
torture for both of us. I can only really do 2-3 CS matches anymore, just... hurts.
Fuck the fuck.
That's this one.
Oh shit.
This fucking guy and his mannequins dude.
Creepy fuck with his mannequins.
Imager scene.
Well, what do we have here?
A matchmaker scene.
But it's not quite right.
It looks like you have a male corpse and a female mannequin.
Exactly the opposite of normal.
Well, not normal.
Thomas, photograph the victim's face.
Photograph the victim's face.
Shape and color of the facial mark is consistent with the painted marks on all the Bill Manitkins
previous matchmaker crime scenes, but this is strange. Thomas, can a shot of his right hand while you...
of his right hand?
Got it.
He's missing his right index finger and it doesn't look like it's a recent loss either.
This guy's the matchmaker.
Well, he certainly didn't kill himself and set it up this way.
See what else you could find.
There's more?
Oh!
Damn!
What is it
officer roll you piece of shit what did you do to him
SHIT!
What's the- oh no, he already died.
That was crazy!
What the hell, dude?
Just write this.
Whoa!
The officers!
I
Hear you who's out there
Whoa
crossed out in each of the clippings by a black felt tip marker. The only names that were crossed
out were the matchmaker and the torturer. Of the names that were crossed out, all those cases have
gone cold. And now you can cross off the matchmaker. Wait, are you implying that there's someone
stalking serial killers? So he goes around killing killers and then he marks off their name
in his little personal diary? Sounds ridiculous, doesn't it? It does, but it adds up. It almost
makes sense
Mr. Police
Okay, now I escaping
Well, this guy knows. This guy knows.
I'm one of you!
Where are we going? Where are we going?
There it is.
It has been discovered that humans are being infected in the same way birds are providing an explanation for the under-derived
Sphere brain is ordered to burn out by local hospitals those inherently be disposed of on a tendency to slip ravelly towards a host of mental
Psychosis and begin to exhibit signs of hallucinations homicidal behavior. I'm here in Oya
What the fuck is this like a bird flu ass that like fucks with your brain
What yeah
If you were going to call me back.
Sorry. So, the fingerprint in the metro station and the boot print are not the matchmakers, but this other guy. So, is he the torturer?
Tountful. It's not the torturers in my home. Think about it. The final murder in each of those cases on your list ended with a killing similar to the previous ones.
This guy goes around and kills the killers in the same way that they're killing the innocent.
He's like an Uber killer.
A serial killer pecs occur on the original case list.
So this serial killer ex kills serial killers.
He takes them down using their own methods.
If the torturer is still at large, what's his MO?
Pretty sex stuff.
He likes to abduct people, torture them for fun, then let the cops hunt them down.
Now, his goal is to drive them to suicide so he doesn't actually deliver the final blow.
What is this city coming to?
Alright, so I've got to find the torturer and save his ass so the new killer doesn't kill him?
I'm an agent.
Yeah, well, I'm no longer an agent, apparently.
Sorry. Look, I can't get you to the Pyrotociel torture now, as you can imagine.
But we can't find out the wrong information.
And I have something else you need to say.
Okay.
Well, it's too dangerous for me to come to the Bureau.
Can you meet me at the city library?
You know, there's been a fire there.
All things shut down for repairs.
Exactly. There's damage, but there's got to be a terminal or two still working.
And no one will know.
Can you meet me there in, uh, 15 minutes?
I'll be there.
All right meet Rosa at the city library every fucking place I'm going is a crack
Back then, dude.
Oh fuck.
Wait!
I'm fair, I'm fair.
Okay, fair.
Bitch.
And we're getting reports of violent outbreaks near your current location.
Damn, and that means the cops!
You need to get the hell out of here.
That's exactly what I'm trying to do.
I wasn't expecting that this game to be like that.
Everybody is going kind of beating each other up because of like an avian flu.
Like what?
I don't like sometimes an avian bullshit.
I thought I was just crack.
This is not the virus they gave me.
Yeah, lift me up! I'm surrendering!
Okay, lamb!
Oh, shit.
I
What the hell?
That was a great weapon.
What the hell?
That was a great weapon.
Am I fighting him in a trash can?
I'm at a tank, you piece of shit!
I'm at a Abrams!
What the hell was that?
Oh shit!
Thomas, I'm at the library. Where are you?
Rosa, be quiet.
Hey, Smithy. Johnson, wake up.
Really?
There's somebody still there.
Ha!
Very few people can tell me to shut up and get away with it.
Sorry, I'll be there in a couple minutes.
Hurry, I have to meet the problem here.
Wow.
Confidant shows that there's a show scene that we can show you requirements involving law enforcement and disability.
Kind of among the best opposite of what's going on is that bottom part of it.
Although the ball report has not yet been delivered, it increases its peer-to-peer link to the officers fighting in areas dealing with the city's recent crime wave.
Oh, okay.
What the hell is that?
We're in the library. Why the fuck is she in here? Even though the library went to shit.
You know, technically the library is a good place now. It's the last place most people
want to go or check. You know a library still hit. Alright there's some beautiful ass ones
out there. The architecture of some of the libraries? Insane. East Wing Main Floor.
Yeah, you sure they weren't like, uh, closing down the library?
How the hell is this?
Yeah, I guess he's not infected yet.
So there's a serial killer I'm hunting while there's an insane, crazy-making disease going
around at the same time.
Technically everybody's a killer, but this guy in particular
You
I'm starting to think this is a setup and Rose the oh she is here
Thomas over here this might not have been a good idea squatters and addicts of
Milden and they don't like company come this way I have something to show you I
used my security clearance to do a little checking up on you I found this
this folder in your supplemental personnel file.
During the last physical, they found several abnormalities. For starters, your bone and muscle densities are off the chart.
You have a reputation for being tough, but who knew?
You also have a hyperactive serotonergic system in the brain.
What that means, I have no idea.
And lastly, there's a chest x-ray that's been redacted.
Redacted?
Yeah, right where your esophagus and larynx are.
Someone's blacked out the x-ray and added the notation, C Subjects PR-56.
A PR-56 is a special addendum to a personnel record, and yours is classified black.
That's pretty top-level security, way beyond either you or me.
Our government is awfully interested in you. I didn't know. Oh, okay. Well, now you do
Maybe I shouldn't have told you but there it is. Oh
And I also left something there on the counter for you popular modification to the standard taser
Super taser
Are you we try that
Are you defeating you we try that?
But I have the super defense from tazer. Does that say you suck?
Geez Thomas you okay you look like you were about to faint there come on. Let's get this over with
Scavengers looking for parts to sell or just maniacs destroying things
We have to find a terminal that isn't damaged
I'm an undamaged computer terminal looks like someone left the master key in the lock
You search this office. I'll take that one over there. Look for a computer. That's in working order
Hey
So what we have here
Okay, that's what we have
We need a working
We're getting stronger.
Grab desk drawer?
Oh, this seems like a nice weapon.
Hit them with a drawer.
What up?
Nice.
Insane shadow.
My weapon of choice.
It's a search engine specific to the library.
Just type in the torturer's name and we should get the latest info from the local news, including
broadcast feeds.
Damn it!
Can anything else go wrong?
We'll have to find the server room and get the network though.
Are you kidding me, bro? I gotta restart the fucking router now?
You're welcome to see the, like, a vision that she's gonna die.
I'd expected so much more from you.
I was thinking I have a gun.
I'm dead.
Rosa. Rosa, are you there?
What?
I was literally just with her. What do you mean she was abducted?
Here's his...
I just saw her.
Oh, she got very far in two seconds.
I need a crowbar.
I am not seeing this shit
This is Rosa I'm out of the lab at present, but we'll return shortly in an emergency. Please use my authorized bureau cell number
physical evidence received in store
What the hell is everyone find a way in?
Yeah, no shit.
Why did I call while knowing she was abducted?
What?
I'm gonna get away!
No!
I did that axe!
Where's the bad axe piece of shit?
Oh my god.
He sounded like the guy being shocked and uh, who frame Roger Rabbit.
There's guns everywhere, holy shit.
Well, I got the axe and a lot of places to take the axe, so let me see if I can actually
find this.
All right, let's see he I hear somebody
All right, let's get ready.
Will it show up over there?
All right, the way in.
Alright buddy, where's your shit?
Okay, okay.
On the table.
He pulled out a very specific server.
Really?
Yo, I'm not seeing this.
Yo, I'm not seeing this right now.
What?
someone what about the game guide someone get the game guide please
are you kidding are you are you fucking kidding
This is Rosa. I'm out of the lab at present, but we'll return shortly. In an emergency please use my authorized Bureau cell number.
Physical evidence received and stored.
Wait, well?
There's a travel activity in rare books and maybe Rosa.
I gotta find a way up.
Where is the staircase going up?
Actively if I had hit the call elevator button probably right then it would have opened and shown them
It will open the door
And you would be dead most likely
Not wrong. Not wrong. Not incorrect. Okay, I think this is where the signal was.
Now, death dev, that's what it looks like.
A crowbar? I might need that. I do.
What is this art here?
This looks like it actually exists.
This is before anybody ever said AI slop.
Whoa!
I want this pistol looks like we're going
I'm not sure what to do with it.
oh shit oh shit hold
We got three bullets in a dream. That's all we need.
Through here, maybe
This looks like the last level I should know it doesn't
Never mind
Never mind the crowbar again. Nope
This is a collectible room, I think
Yeah, I kind of feel like I'm now the serial killer
Blind AF?
Am I?
Is there really nothing here?
There's a dead police officer.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
There she is!
Rosa!
I
Look like there is really we take the lot no way sledgehammer required
near the gate. Oh, it's right there. Why is this so convenient right here?
Damn, you're trolling right now.
Oh
I was too easy back off you bastard come any closer and I'll
rip your head off Rosa it's me Thomas oh he must have clobbered me in the back
of the head before taking off are you okay there were these these shadowy
things standing over you what look while you're chasing shadows that jerk
tried to kill me I bit him good though right on the hand did you get any of
the blood sampled I saw some hit the floor yes sampled and transferred back
to the lab excellent but now I can patch in through this computer and do a
remote analysis oh shit bingo DNA from the sample matches DNA taken from the
metro station hideout this is the guy this is our serial killer ex he killed
the policeman and he's been killing all of the other guys on your case list what
did he want with you he wanted to know what we knew about the torturer he made
you look it up on the net. He knows the whole MO now, the abduction torture of suicide thing.
Thomas, the torturer is on your case list, and he's the only one whose trail hasn't gone cold
since we ran into this serial killer X. X wants the torturer to die. He's hunting him down.
X. Take a look at this. This is Jennifer Albin reporting from police headquarters,
developments in the case of the torturer serial killer. A retired gym teacher from the city's
juvenile rehabilitation program has informed police of contact he had almost eight years
ago with a troubled youth named Carl Anderson who reported fantasies that match the torturer's
methods exactly. Authorities are now asking the public to inform police if they know
of Carl Anderson's whereabouts. Do not approach the suspect as he should be considered armed
and dangerous. Sources within the police department are telling me they are also concerned because
their informant can no longer be located.
Department spokespersons have refused comment
on this latest development.
This is Jennifer Albin reporting for News Channel 5.
Carl Anderson.
Jim teacher tells the cops on you,
and now the teacher can't be found.
OK, Rosa, we have to find the school where this teacher worked.
School and city district records are in the basement.
Follow me.
Hopefully this key will get us where we need to go.
Aw, really now? Okay, okay.
What?
No wonder you're FBI.
Okay, okay. Oh, this is that door. Alright, alright.
Why is this game de-listed from Steam? I don't know why.
I'm playing on steam.
Okay, are we going?
Are we...
You know I'm taking the lead through this area.
Sure, I'll lead.
I have no idea.
I have never played Manhunt, no.
Is this similar to this game?
Would you say it's better than condemned?
Roger.
It's banned on Twitch.
Yeah, Twitch is a different website now. It's not like, oh my god, we're gonna brand the game!
Yeah, people are doing fucking weird shit now. I don't think it's that deep anymore.
You're kidding. You're kidding.
Damn, that hurt.
Thomas, you okay down there?
Yeah. Yeah. Busted my flashlight, though.
Stay quiet. I thought I saw something down there in the dark.
I'll be there in a minute.
Okay.
Wait for Rosa.
I'm not playing manhunt for subs that day
Thomas! Thomas, it's me! Snap out of it!
I was going crazy!
Here, take my flashlight. Make your way around to the doors on the other side. I'll let you in there.
Don't take too long. Standing in the dark without my flashlight makes me nervous.
Okay, I'll be back, thank you.
That's who I should've tased.
Crazy shit.
These are a rare breed, they're called spider crackheads.
Really?
I'm going for me, bro.
I know you're around here.
You're conveniently not needed to kill anything.
How convenient.
Okay, jump down and see if you can find your way back to the stairs.
I'll go back this way.
How about you come with me?
We got an extended tazer range.
I swear I just circled around, but it feels like I'm back in the same spot.
What the hell, brother?
It's probably just like a bunch of jail cell-looking things.
Ah!
What the hell?
Do what?
Back.
Found them.
Uh.
I'll help.
I
Saw you vanish
of
all right you're ready you're ready
Oh
Holy crap
We got three bullets in here.
Almost got me.
Once again! Oh look at you! You look like you're just at the library on the right of their day.
How many people at the encounter to get to you? I think like eight people.
Microfilm.
Oh, she takes a while.
Are you gonna finish this today?
I am not sure. Holy shit, it's already been four hours.
Eight years ago,
would put the kid and the teacher at the same school in 1996.
at the same school in 1997 here it is no way this guy the serial killer
Anderson Carl I had a lot of Carl Anderson's but I bet this is our guy he
was enrolled or sentenced to an educational rehabilitation center for the
I've been severely troubled.
St. Joseph's secondary on Northeast 52nd and Fremont.
It's been closed for five years, and no wonder.
That's one of the worst parts of town.
Christ, cops have just been letting it go to hell for years.
Yeah, what about the faculty?
It doesn't list occupations, just a list of names.
I'll take it back to the lab and see what I can find.
It's him.
He's been listening to us.
Hey!
Looks like we've attracted other unwanted attention.
We gotta find his ass.
Oh, really bro, wing on wing on!
Oh
Thomas the exit we need to make a run for it
What about our serial killer acts he's got the same information we do so that means he's also gonna go to the school
Perhaps I can catch two killers with one net. I'll drive you there and head back to HQ and work on that faculty list
That sounds like a good plan.
An APB has been issued by a local PD that API agent Ethan Thomas has been most seriously just better than this guy.
He's used to go to look at the very little agents and basically have to be released so the person local PD has taken this situation in person and we'll use force of this to bring the alleged cop to custody.
Oh, fucking APB out on me.
Thomas, it's Malcolm. How are you doing? Is the investigation going well?
going well it's going as well as it can be wait what are you doing here what would
find me just a coincidence saw you from across the street
coincidence I don't know what your game is here Van Horn but I've got a job to
do if you'll excuse me
what the hell how do you find me
random ass room I've heard the plumber was for these pipes did a horrible job
He did not twist the caps on.
There's only two more levels left? No way.
It was like I can climb through it.
Imagine if you could do a wheel.
Okay, I just have to find a sledgehammer.
Which I probably have passed by like ten times by now.
All right, if I was a sledgehammer, where would I be?
In here.
Not in here.
I'm not in here.
Ah, was this...
Brother, am I really just looking for one item right now?
Should I ask that guy outside if he had one?
Dude, what?
was I'm tripping really fucking really
There it is.
What's the story here?
Can someone tell me in a few words?
you are an FBI agent who went to go and investigate a mannequin murderer guy is a serial killer and
while you're pursuing he caught up to you and killed two officers that were with you
investigating and then pinned the murders on you. Meanwhile there's like this weird
Fucking bird flu type shit that is making all the criminals
Do more criminal activity and kind of go a little inside
So all the crack addicts and criminals
Are being infected
Awesome weird shit
And that's who all these people are
While we're trying to track down the serial killer the whole time.
They're still alive?
Should do a taser only, Game Boy.
Loose lips sink ships.
I don't think there's going to be anything in here.
Where are you going, bruh?
Where are you going, brotherly?
Brother, ma'am?
What the hell is supposed to do something else here?
It was a little dead-end like.
Ahhhh.
Chat, what's for dinner tonight?
This looks like I can maybe- oh.
What the hell is that?
It's a match with a facial tissue.
A match with a facial tissue.
Well, there you go, buddy.
Oh, there's a shotgun here, but...
Feel that shash? I'm gonna keep the sledgehammer.
What the hell?
Oh
Oh!
Hill's here!
What the hell, brought the butcher?
Holy shit.
Where the hell is this butcher lady?
Is that her right there?
Oh shoot him, not shoot me, shoot him!
I really did!
Wow.
Nice.
Saved.
Situation reversed.
Is this the way up?
Uh-oh.
Oh.
That's not the way.
the way. I need to go back the way I came.
Bank. Oh, right here?
Oh, shit.
Oh, not a party.
It's a game auditorium.
I guess I think this was the right way.
Very nice, very clean, feels good, exit, Pyrax.
Get away from me. Get away from me. Get away from me. Hey! Hey! Hey! Mrs. Delphire?
Oh, good movie. I rewatched that recently.
we got it we got it we got it we're back
where the hell did we take this
And he's never going to block it.
He's never going to block it.
He's never going to block it and retaliating.
Oh, it brought us back here.
Uh-oh.
What the arm?
Oh god.
Evidence?
Will that help us?
Evidence? Will that help us?
Transfer complete. It's Tibbets. Fingerprints from his personnel file match the hand. It looks like the torture got him before we did.
The torture, uh, Mr. Tibbetts.
Oh, it's a fuckin' hollow-ass basketball court.
What the hell, bros?
I thought I was just jumping and falling through.
and a floor you think so
looks like someone's gonna break through that
Alright, can't go in there.
What?
What the fuck, oh my god, there's a ladder right here, dude!
No yellow paint.
We get it bro.
Okay we get it.
These games were so much harder when there was no yellow paint.
A lot of it is copium bro.
A lot of it is copium.
I would say yellow paint isn't necessary.
It was never needed, but they added it.
But this game, whatever, bro.
You eventually find your way.
Oh my God.
Thomas Vicky.
Thomas.
Wait, that's me.
You met me out front when we were done.
I didn't want to interfere with the investigation.
But...
That's me.
Where the fuck?
No way.
No, no, no.
Don't do it bro, don't do it bro, you're boring bro!
Don't do it bro, you're boring, it's...
What the heck?
Oh my god, save here.
Oh shoot.
You guys got guns now.
Oh, it's this over here.
You can get this from Wal-Mart?
Lies.
Wait, really?
Get this vision!
Really?
He hid in a locker?
No way, no way, eat no way, eat no way, Jose.
Okay, it was actually in here somewhere.
The Aberdeens, the bottle.
All right, it's pretty subtle Ain't no way it left my ass off, fuck you, bro
There is a way.
I found the evidence.
Blood type still a match. This is Dibbitt's trail.
Okay.
I don't think I needed to do that to realize.
This is the trail.
What's going on here?
Wait, aren't these the lockers he hidden?
Oh, there's a shit ton.
convenient
Ah, yeah.
Yo, insane break dancing.
Holy shit.
Yo, can you clear the gap?
Don't give up now, bro.
I'm going to come back.
I expect you to come back here.
He's going to be there for a while, I might be the reason my game crashes later.
Left.
I'm done.
Left.
Oh, that was waste.
Chewbacca!
Oh, really?
Really a valve phase, and I need a fucking shavon
Really brother really brother
The way actually supposed to head back or am I wrong
There's probably a shovel right nearby and I just walked away
I'm gonna go back even though I just left.
The yellow lockers have a shovel.
I just have to double back and check again.
I don't think I have to look in every locker.
Really.
Whoa!
There it is.
Okay.
Whoa!
Go ahead.
There it is.
Got it.
Got it, got it.
The trail just ends at a bank of lockers.
Thomas, have you looked inside?
You want me to look, you want me to look inside?
Okay.
Oh my God.
It's him!
It's a match.
I believe you found Mr. Tibbetts.
The image seems to match personnel file.
It didn't come through properly though.
Can you take a close up?
You want to even closer shot bro?
How close are we talking there brother?
Really?
That's neat.
Help is on the way.
Who did this to you?
the torcherer okay take it easy
do you know where he is now
ah
let me see it
Ah
oh my god
I
So happened Rosa send it into me. Oh my god, what the fuck
Two points of note DNA taken from the hair matches current profile we've established for the guy who's been stalking you
the guy we're calling Serial Killer X.
Also, there are some additional organophosphate particles present.
Similar to the pesticide we found on the matchmaker's neck?
An exact match.
I've been running an analysis on those samples.
It's azanphosph methyl that is class 1, highly toxic,
was previously used as an insecticide for all sorts of agricultural crops,
now banned for domestic use, and can only be used commercially by permission.
This particular formulation includes some other trace chemicals and can be matched to a brand name called Apple Well.
I've put in a contact to the company to see if we can get a purchaser's list.
Apple Well... Apples.
Yes, as I said, it was used on all sorts of agricultural crops. Apples would be one of those.
Yeah, the town of Briar is pretty rural. Any chances there's an apple orchard up there?
I'll get right on it.
Me, Van Horn in front of school.
Oh, the shovel.
The shovel.
Okay, where we headed?
Right here.
Where the valves.
There it is.
Half-life 3 confirmed.
Half-Life 3 confirmed.
Who is that flipping out over there?
You guys freaking out over there.
We're in the pool level.
What the fuck? Oh.
It's really the way out?
9 out of 10 bro, 9 out of 10.
Get away from me.
Yeah I know you can kick.
I just did not.
Good.
Yeah there is it.
Oh wait a minute.
Yeah, there is it. Oh, I don't mind
Wait, this just led to the other side that leads to nothing or?
Maybe the fire axe? There's probably one in here.
Or that guy! Just tell this one right here.
Oh!
Dude's magical!
What the fuck?
A sledgehammer?
I just got my axe.
Oh.
I was about to run back down that hall.
I found it.
Oh, it's a, okay.
Do-do-do-do-do!
Bloody showers. Bloody bathrooms. More rust.
I've heard this guy has been, has just been held.
Where the fuck is that?
Oh, got him there.
Oh!
Ow!
What?
Oh, it's getting thrown around.
Oh, God.
We got it. There are no currently licensed fruit orchards in the town or the surrounding
countryside of Briar. But, there was one once. Apple seed orchard, just outside of Briar
on Route 4, in business for 40 years, got closed its doors just 10 years ago after a
Tremendous outbreak of apple maggots. The orchard never recovered.
Curious though, county deans show its own by an out of state real estate firm.
Wait, is that Dickinson? Oh, I know. It's that other guy.
Here's another post commission analysis. A plan to take back to these stabilized zones
of the city. Uh, through the efforts of highly trained police riot squads not satisfied with
this plan Councilman Simmons has counter proposed a so-called Citizen
Self-Protection Act which is now generating massive controversy within
City Hall.
So why are you in on this? I have a sense of responsibility I needed to help.
help? You mean with my investigation? Yes, among other things. There was a time I thought
I was the best investigator the Bureau ever had. Now it seems they are interested in me
for other reasons. What do you mean? I saw my file. Apparently I'm some sort of circus
freak to them. That may not be helpful. I wonder how much they know of what is happening. I
I would stay away from the bureau as long as I could.
It's not like I have much choice, since they still
think I killed those two officers.
Their deaths were unfortunate, but maybe it's best this way.
Best?
You seem to know a lot more about what's happening
than you're letting on.
This is Apple Seed Orchard Estate.
Stay on your toes.
I'll drop you off at the house and head over to the barn.
I'll meet up with you later.
Whoa.
I'm down Suricula-er-X.
Oh, shit.
Oh, okay.
Oh
Strange
No. Look around. There may be more to this riddle.
I'm following this.
What the fuck, man?
Oh, this just keeps on going.
Sir, I just passed by some.
Unless all of these are...
So these might be dead ends.
Oh, we're getting warmer.
Oh, warmer.
Oh, this is not it.
Oh, that's me.
Some meds that we don't need.
You're kidding.
Good.
Motherfuck you broly see yourself to be
Oh four fucking pieces of the shit ass riddle
I feel like I got a completely backtrack, oh wait.
This one I'm following.
There he is.
Oh, really now.
Trying to hide.
Damn, little piece of shit.
This thing actually then goes upstairs?
Oh, whaaat?
Just follow it from up here.
You're kidding, right?
I definitely had there was a clue downstairs for sure
I think this is the one that I've been looking for the whole time unless this is a different
one I don't know.
Did I pass by one in here?
Did I missed?
Unless that's the one that leads.
At the front door, I already got the one at the front door.
We got that one bro.
Wait.
It just leads.
Oh, I lost it.
Oh, okay.
Is this one?
This is a different one that leads upstairs.
I don't think this is the same one.
This is the one that I missed.
Yeah, this is the one that I missed.
Sledgehammer required.
Of course. How about my foot?
Oh, is that a sledgehammer?
Saved.
Fastest pog in the west.
Uh-oh.
of
Ow.
Holy shit, I almost died.
I was wondering if I had to jump down, it wasn't what I meant.
Motherfucker.
What is this fucking chair and brothers which place fucking Pokemon
Heal! Heal!
Let's check and let's check!
Grab the weapon! Grab the weapon!
Heal! Heal left! Left!
What the fuck?
Is this not the same damn room?
It doesn't let me open this, it's the same room.
I'm back here.
Okay, I think I missed one path.
And yes, I missed one path.
And I think it was downstairs.
Uh-oh.
I feel like I follow this one like ten times.
This one leads to that room which I've already done and I went down there already too.
You missed the glowing one at the start.
Every time I'm next to the glowing one at the start, it doesn't tell me to collect the
evidence.
Literally it doesn't say collect the evidence, it's right here.
And usually if you're close enough it says collect the evidence and you hit T again.
So I don't think it's that one.
It's definitely not.
got the two up there and I got one down here so where the fuck is the last one
holy shit
where is their shit boys
not add
I feel like I've already followed all of them have I not followed every single one
I see it right there. It doesn't let me collect it. The bottom right goes from fine to collect evidence.
I'm going upstairs, Madden, I'm trippin'.
I'm going upstairs.
I swear I've already seen all these, but I'm going out.
I've already seen all these.
Yeah, this is that one.
I did the other one this one I did
In the kitchen?
Good, are you fucking kidding me?
Come on, man.
Okay, the dark path to righteousness is beyond what you see yourself to be.
I'm running the phrase through a lexical databases, but not getting anything.
Continue searching the house. Maybe its meeting will become apparent.
Riddle? What did that say? Dark path to Russians is beyond which you see yourself to be.
Beyond which you see yourself to be.
I got it. I need to...
I'm not sure.
You're a mirror!
What the hell was the broken mirror? Did I pass by it?
it could be upstairs oh yeah the one in the bathroom
Backseat parking.
Alright, through here, through here, brother.
Up here, down here, through here.
Oh, shit.
Of course.
It's her secret room for clues.
How's the photo he took of me?
Another one, eat something about Ethan.
Image received.
It looks like it's about me.
It is.
Did a quick scan.
There's a few newspaper stories about your investigations.
It's even got internal Bureau of Newsletter articles on your career progress, promotion,
about your investigations. It's even got internal bureau newsletter articles on your career progress,
promotions, postings, things like that. The last few pages are newspaper clippings about serial
killers not being found. Some of these are circled in red, with a big exclamation point beside them.
Looks kind of like our serial killer acts as if he's been following your life and career pretty
closely. Yeah, but why? Maybe he likes a challenge. Maybe he's chosen you to go up against and he's
try to understand his enemy maybe maybe but I don't know seems more to it than
that
okay okay the noise upstairs our shit
So tell me it's a twist that I've been the serial killer the whole time, man.
Maybe.
Oh my god.
Oh my.
They were fighting around here.
Please, I can't do this anymore.
My ears, my hands.
Okay.
Find a fucking axe.
I found a sledgehammer.
So I can't open those doors, it's like a gauntlet and one guy will appear with an axe.
Hurry up boys, let's move!
Looking for an axe.
Suspicious.
Really.
suspicious really looks like we're not going there
No!
Like I just hit me with the most unique combo I've seen in the whole game.
Alright get in, I'll help you guys in, get in.
Oh
Third guy
He missed the cue, it was like three minutes late.
Come on man!
Okay, okay.
All right, all right, we're getting there, we're getting there.
I thought they should all show up together.
Higher chance of winning.
I'm just playing baseball in here.
Buddy, who the fuck has the axe?
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
Yo, are you kidding me, man?
Are you kidding me?
What is this segment?
I swear it's just passed by a fire axe.
Why not just see a fire axe?
I swear it's a far off.
Got it.
All right, I don't know if I'm playing part two boys.
What is this?
Oh my god.
Okay then, he's still there.
Transfer, we're ready.
He's doing a deadlift.
Where's this evidence?
Oh, it's right there.
I
Christ it looks like serial killer X got to him painted him up tortured him drove him to suicide just like Anderson did to his victims
Oh
Talk to Rosa we're this close to get the guy
I can't do it Farrell
Count on it.
Looks like you're on your own, Thomas.
Carl? Carl? Carl?
Why, Mr. Torturer?
Don't you want to know what it feels like?
We're not even half done.
Carl, you know how this will end.
I was put on this earth to bring you to justice.
Your feet is in my hands.
Oh, Carl. You've given up.
Wait for it.
It's a shame.
Wait for it.
Now, perhaps you know what you have put others through.
Although it makes you even more pathetic
that you weren't brave enough to kill yourself.
Now I'll have to do the job and make it look right.
So sad.
Now!
You shouldn't have come here.
Oh, shit!
Can't you see what I'm trying to do?
No!
Can you walk on your head again?
You can't win this battle!
Where'd you go?
Oh my god.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Hold on!
Holy shit, he was so fast.
You came to me!
Huh, what? Oh shit.
The guy from the beginning of the game knocked me out.
Leland!
Matthew, please listen to me.
I am here to help.
You are not yourself, you are not in your right mind.
Let me help you. I know of what I speak. I-
Wait, one chapter left?
Chat, you guys were here, boys.
Look out there, sign outside direction. Okay.
Are you kidding me? The last chapter crashed.
Got it here, motherfucker. You're kidding me. You're kidding, dude. No, no, no.
That is the most bullshit, if true.
Is it Apple seed orker or should 1725 41
Are you kidding me
Yeah, he just keeps running in circles and I just wait for a male run right into me
I
Oh really, bitch?
Buh-bong!
Dude, if this crashes again, what do I do?
I am here to help you are not yourself you are not in your right mind
Okay, please, please.
Welcome to consciousness, my friend.
Well.
Though you won't enjoy it long.
We were good in the beginning.
But you turned out to be kind of a failure, didn't you?
you still don't get it I've been using you Ethan Thomas I watched you and
followed you and used you to find the serial killers you so desperately sought
and then kill them okay I must admit I was a bit dramatic killed them the same
way they'd kill their own victims I got good at it shame it ruined you at the
bureau but some things are unavoidable of course since you're no longer going to
be any help there's no reason to go on this way is a vigilante but he kills
guard's eye. I didn't like the torturer's methods much too risky. Perhaps a slit across
the throat like the roadside carver. Ah, short and sweet. Oh, maybe the bone cutter neatly
dissected the body, removed the internal organs and labelled them for the police to find.
Oh, yes, he was one of mine too.
We were so close to him, but I got there first.
Perhaps it would be better if you lost a faggot.
Faggot!
Quickly!
Find and destroy it!
He has caused all this madness!
Go! Kill it! Now!
Okay, I gotta turn the lights off, I'll just madness.
Dude, I- okay, I'm going.
I'm like stuck in the fire.
Just gonna burn and die.
What the fuck?
Bro, I'm actually gonna fail this level.
You don't... you don't want to go through there?
You belong to us, Ethan. You always belong to us.
We gotta find this guy.
ARGH!
Or not.
I'm gonna say this being scary when you're like, younger.
oh my god run we don't kind of know where I am we need a car
Run it, run!
I
Have my taser
Oh shit that's so quiet now
Really? Really?
Is that a fucking ogre?
Resident Evil 20
Excuse me, is that not the way forward?
Was there a sideway up here? Oh
We were shrek all along
Oh
Five bullets by the way five bullets
Four bullets now, four bullets and no taser.
Don't fall, please.
Ah, that was in the pizza box.
Oh
Holy shit
How did H.P. Oh, there's some right here.
Oh, shit, it's either gone or not.
That was not the main guy. There's no way.
Who's out there, Von?
I
Want
GRRRRRRRR!
SHI-SHI!
GRRRRRRR!
GRRRRR!
get a jockey? get a jucking? get a fucking jucking!
Oh, quick save action there, boys!
Oh, dear.
Uh-oh.
I have no gun.
Come on!
Oh fuck.
Dude, how the fuck am I doing this without a taser and one HP?
Yeah, shoot each other!
Ow!
Oh wait, oh my god, there's a gun right here.
N-H-P!
There it is, boys.
It's time to finish this.
It's time to put an end to this.
It's time for the end.
It's over, it's all over, we're done, no more, it's over.
Oh, you're back, buddy, huh?
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
Oh fuck
What the fuck was that I was trying to go back for the gun bro this fucking scuffed ass Dark Souls piece of shit
I
Cheezy man Cheezy
I
You guys handle it from there
of
the
of
the
really
Who lives here?
Ooh!
Lives here.
Oh!
Stick city.
How are you piece of shit I'm here?
Fucking scot-ass Jedi.
Bring your breast best and brightest
Did he literally left a guy he left
Oh
Are you ready dude? Are you ready?
You're in the cereal? What the hell?
Oh, make sure you have no teeth left.
Oh shit!
I
You piece of shit
Really, he... he left?
He got away?
What?
Yes!
Dude, he actually got away.
How do I even get up there?
Ahhhh...
Dude, what the hell's going on here?
I tried the ladder, it didn't work.
Oh wait, you know what, lol.
I didn't try it from that way.
Oh, there you can it came down.
Oh, you're already done?
What the fuck?
Ah, that feels like that would have hurt, I thought that was my fault.
Really?
Oh my God!
How are you still alive?!
There it is.
Oh my god.
Welcome!
Malcolm is dead, Ferrari is dead!
Oh my god.
I can never go back, Anna.
No, not to the Bureau, not to your old life.
Thomas, you have looked into the face of hate, the visage of evil.
Know that hate is in your soul, too.
It is, sadly, everywhere.
Mastering one's fear and controlling one's hatred is perhaps the most difficult thing
one can do.
Well, at least it's over.
He's dead, and the killings will stop.
Stop the car.
No, no, you still don't understand.
He's done unspeakable things, even though those he killed were killers themselves.
But he isn't responsible.
He's not in his right mind.
Stop the goddamn car now!
Oh, no.
Open the trunk.
Thomas, don't!
He was a good boy.
We were all good people.
We were able to fight it back, most of us.
My nephew was not as strong.
He fell victim and destroyed so many things.
We've fought to save him.
I must continue to do so.
I don't care whether the sick fuck is in its right mind
or not.
Think of what you are doing.
Both of you have a chance for redemption.
Redemption?
Listen, old man, you used me just like he did.
You used me to save your precious nephew, a serial killer.
You're no better than he is.
Holy shit!
Oh my god. Wait, you have five seconds? It's too late.
I don't know if what...
Oh fuck, you wanted me to choose at the end?
You really know how to impress a lady, Thomas.
Around here people keep to themselves.
Why the lay-low routine?
I've been cleared of the murders, but my suspension has got me thinking. I guess I just... I don't know who to trust anymore.
Yeah, tough break. Man, you look like crap.
Yeah, I've been better. You said you found something interesting.
Yes, very odd. A cult seems to be behind all this. We can tie them to the deaths of the serial killers investigated by your department.
A cult? The man responsible was Leland Van Horn.
Yes, I know. He manipulated both you and us. But where is he? We have no Leland Van Horn in custody.
He... Look, I explained all of this in my deposition to the Bureau.
But a lot of unanswered questions remain, Thomas, which brings me to why I'm here.
Maybe we could make better sense of all this if more were found, but... I guess you did your best.
anyway the results suggest Leland may not have been working alone do you know
anything about this who these people are are you affiliated with them in any
way Rossa can I trust you of course you can trust me Thomas whoa and throw a lot
together look I have no idea what any of it means something weird something
unexplainable happened during my investigation but truthfully the
questions you ask I I just I can't answer I'm sorry I'm sorry to Thomas I
really am take care of yourself
really?
hey then over.
oh my god.
Oh my god.
Whoa!
There it is, boys!
Holy!
confirmed.
Yeah, you guys were here. Another game beaten on the channel.
Boys, are you kidding me, dude?
Are you kidding me, man?
Chatbopper subsided, by the way.
Another one for the books.
Another one beaten. Holy moly.
It doesn't end here, bro.
It doesn't end here.
We collect ending screens at this point.
Okay, at this point, all around gaming over here.
Oof.
We take those right there.
We take those.
That was a decent game. It was alright. I would say it was alright. I would say it wouldn't
be a game. I'm like, oh my god, I have to play this. Oh my god. It was alright. Buy a music
hit for CS2. I don't think that's happening brother. I don't think that's happening brother.
You said you were done with CS2 for until next year and today we'll determine the future of CS
Right now, this match right here will determine everything.
This match will do it all.
Let's roll.
Against the four stack?
whatever.
Really, this is gonna be on ancient? My ancient track record is terrible.
Every team I verse on ancient, it's like they only play ancient.
Let it be, let it be this.
Alright, let's see, let's see.
The last time I played Aztec, wasn't it a cheater on the enemy team?
What was that weed that was cheating?
as tech was never a good scrim map that's why it's like you know as tech was
always a potato map when it comes to scrims it was a good map but not a good
5v5 map.
Alright, come on, I need four one taps here.
Alright, I'm a 27,000 player on a good day.
Let's see if today is a good day.
No vision, bad.
One mid that thing.
Are you inside?
Are you inside too?
Dude!
Dude, I literally...
Bro, what the f-
I literally said one mid as this guy who fucking watched us mid after I say I'm playing mid.
The size of that I keep watching man!
You got an edge stack?
A nether one, nether bee.
I don't know.
To be the...
Can we delay like half a second?
Watch your back.
Throwing a grenade.
There's nobody here.
We held Nades so we can nade the site.
Okay, one push and tackle on site.
I told you, bro, there's fucking game, man.
There's always one fuck on the enemy team who's literally, it's like he only queues
ancient.
This game is fucking rigged.
nice one aiming one HP literally sneeze on a man you know he's keeping
I want to see a man from CTO, just stay bein'
Alright
I'm gonna kill her too
Somebody else go I'm gonna sell my life to get one dead
Somebody
I can simply be here
I'm watching your ramp yellow
Someone write a book about the timing of that shit bro
Fuck fuck everything right now
why did i load this shit up man?
i looked at my radar and noticed no one was mid so i just wanted to look at mid real quick and then he pushed
hardcaring this shit out of him
oh my god
what the fuck is this
two fours up here say that
fours at the back
four kill got
oh wait no i don't know
no response
in six you're out
three thousand
two on fire
one be inside
laying down smoke
of
the
death
of
death
got him back got the baby back got the baby back
got him back got him back I should have knifed him oh I should have knifed him
oh I should have could have wouldn't
they're going in
The other is out, throwing fire. Throwing the grenade.
Grenade out. Throwing stock.
Not out yet.
I need this gal boys
Or just you know
Watcha Windows?
Maybe Topol.
Counter Terrorists with you!
M-M-M-M-M-M-M ...
Now this team just needs a second. You know there are four stacks, so we've got to figure this out.
We got to figure all this out together.
I'm ready to come. I'm ready to come.
There's like two of you.
Maybe more.
Okay. More running scouted me mid.
Gonna watch red.
one red
one BPM
you mean the other thing?
B ramp
both ramp
last guy ramp
could be long
okay
We have to stop the road!
Okay, okay!
Got him.
Wait, is this the left?
I thought it was the right.
I'm talking to ours, we're trapped in 8k.
Let's move on.
Alright, I need a 20 bomb here, 20 bomb.
they're totally going in the strut let's be real here
Yikes
I tried.
be lost and then rush B come on man
it's gonna be a it's gonna be a unless they're doing another beer
one down below
the position is towards there
I am leaving mid delta
I am leaving you down
yeah I am blue
i am throwing fire
2 I saw the potcher
I am not here
I am here
I'm just kidding, you don't think you should be in the shot?
Yeah, was that an enemy smoke right there?
That looked like a CT smoked spawn.
that's an agri
I'll go, I'll go, I'll go!
Any ops or anything?
I have one. I have an AK.
All the time out, my mom just made a carbonara.
I would, I would.
That's a good reason.
The Cabanara!
The one I had to make of pasta...
I forgot what you call it, it's like pasta limone or some shit.
It's like a lemon pasta, but it's very easy to make.
Grenade! Grenade out!
Okay, shoot.
What the fuck?
Too good.
No!
One cave.
Why did I- oh my god dude, I should have just waited.
my god will he do it bro will he do it
man even even if there's shit fucking ranks still can't just watch it Fred you
want to op me on for you
What?
I need my names.
What?
The only way I can-
What?
Everybody, I can kick you up, everyone.
Na na na na na na na na.
Let's go.
You guys usually push, kid.
Oh
That guy's just full
Fucking W's at the ramp like a bitch and it works
Through the Molly by the way
Oh
All right friend obvious everything up friend fucking plumb obviously plays B
Just go ahead, rush in.
I'm done.
He definitely plays B. This piece of shit definitely plays B, bro.
Don't let this guy carry his- don't let this guy win by carrying his fucking teammate.
Alright, all three of these carries need to lose elo.
Wow.
Bear behind, you see it?
Watch your donut.
Two in a temple, two.
You're kidding!
Dude, this fucking team!
This guy's just... oh my...
Hey guys, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
dude
Yo, rush here again, rush here, rush here
Thank God
I believe your side fast.
Right here, right here.
Smoking.
Watch your donut.
Yellia bomb.
I'll pull B, pull B.
Hey man, Jonah.
I think last guy's mid, or not?
He was A-H.
How was it?
I'm P2Bing in here.
He had an A-H.
I'm not gonna use it a little. Okay, but thank you. I appreciate it
Thanks for thinking about me man
There you go
There's clothes
You're kidding!
Oh god.
Dude!
Why are you pushing mid with it off?
She's running out towards Selvett.
These guys are so mentally deficient.
Yeah, save rush A one more time, bro. I'm telling you, he's gonna go B. I'm trying to avoid
plump. A lot of rush through A. I'll get the bomb down. Yellow's going for A. I don't
think so, bro. This guy's playing dynamic. He's a carry. He's a carry. He's not. He's
go go go go
easy kill
careful flank or something
just flank
I told you he's a fucking carry he won't be he's trying to read us so he can
frag and then have his team clean up. I don't know what to do anymore now. Wow, okay.
I
Do you let me fake you guys walk in here something I can boost you be blue show yeah, I'm just gonna get him
These guys paid money for the carry so he's trying he's trying to encourage them because it's gonna be an extra hour charge
On the carry or he's not gonna charge them on a loss
We're gonna make you fucking lose you piece of shit. All right
Minus one hour
No, it's a four-stat or if I forced that yes, of course
There's me fast I might be able to catch him
Watch the cake bush.
Nice.
Save round.
Yeah
No way you're by yourself
Yeah, that was just their save around so same thing
No, there's no one
of
the
of
the
No, you late shit right on site be right on site
Together the crazy guys alive
Nice lost I read
Super lit versus our bottom
Nice. Get round boys.
There's another shit temple. We don't need to ask. I give you.
Okay, okay.
I
Yeah, play it safe here because they're they got guns
Yo
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
There was the video.
The video.
Oh, my God.
That's ugly.
But he went back.
I'm coming back.
He's 3D.
Are you sure?
Trace
Okay, there's two on a there's no making jokes no one
Survive I'm coming
No bro, you fucking fucking the fire!
What is this?
Of course.
Of course, this fucking game always comes down to the fucking wire and now it's a whole...
We got money, we got money.
Holy shit.
Shittiest player on the fucking team.
Spamming his shit gun through the fire and gets the most crucial win after being useless the whole fucking match
I
One red
I thought it was gonna be a momentum shift. I'm just so used to momentum shifts. I thought that was a shift
It wasn't trials for my boy people. Thank God, bro. Thanks
Yeah, buddy, you can't carry shit, bro!
I
Can't push lots of nades
in this coordination and then we just show up and
barely in a coordination and win.
All right, chat.
Gigi's I will see you guys tomorrow for another one.
And thank you guys for watching.
Like always, sub Sunday.
I'm gonna be setting up in like two to three hours.
You guys enjoy the rest of the night.
Peace out till next time.
Thank you for chilling.
I will see you tomorrow.
People enjoy your night till next time.
Peace out chat.
Thank you for watching.
Goodbye guys.
I'll see you tomorrow.
I
Thank you.