You
I
Oh
My god people oh seven lettuce cats me how we get off on such a hurry guys doing people I
Apologize I was cleaning the grill and I was like you know what I can be a little late I
Can be a little late
I already put the fucking degreaser on bro. I was degreasing fuck that shit. All right
five minutes late ten minutes late or
Fucking finish up the goddamn process
Come on. I already have the gloves on the fucking degreaser set for two minutes according to the directions
All right
I
Just turned it on I just turned it on
Hold on
Yeah, last night I loaded up forza dude that came looks fucking so good on the TV goddamn
Dude sometimes sometimes I forget how fucking nice it is
When you have a good ass OLED and then you go from your gaming PC and then just fucking plop that shit onto your TV
It's like
Honestly playing it. I realized I needed I need to just get a steering wheel
I need to get a goddamn sim setup
that game is
actually would be very fun to play on a rig. I need to just fucking do it, man. I need to
just do it, bro. Blood money today. Dude, we're going into a single player playthrough tomorrow,
and this motherfucker wants me to play hit man.
We are jumping in.
That's a Lego Batman tomorrow.
Dreadmore has a play test.
No, NDA. Oh, we're loading up.
I played this game and the aid and I had to stop playing,
but I instantly knew this game was going to be a fucking hit.
No hashtag ad this game is going to be overwhelmingly positive dumbasses will say lol isn't this just dredge the actual fine wine enthusiasts will Pog
Hold up hold on bro you can put away is that NDA exclusive limited fan preview during steam ocean fest what the fuck they're just making up festivals now
I'm making shit up now.
Can you actually stream it?
It's not like some weird shit where it's like, you can't.
Any chance to check in on the motel today?
Yo, the hotel, true, true.
The hotel, I don't mind going back to.
hold on. It was, yeah, it's a fun game, bro. It's a fun game. Where are the reviews here
of what do you call it? What are the reviews for Batman? Because tomorrow as far as I know
Now I'm playing Batman, um, all stream, whoa, really?
LEGO Batman Legacy of the Dark Knight feels like an Arkham game because Rocksteady co-developed
it.
Oh my God.
Did they act?
Is this actually the closest we're going to get to a new Batman game without being
Batman?
As a block?
Are we getting a block version?
Nine out of 10s.
8.5 out of 10.
Four out of five.
Okay, okay, sure, sure, sure.
Dude, at this point reviews, bro, whatever, man.
They're just kind of like a baseline.
Now it's like, you don't just look at reviews for a game, you first, you have to ask yourself
different questions when you look at reviews now.
Was it a rock steady shutdown?
I don't think so.
It gives you an idea, yeah, but like, mm, mm, mm.
I
Don't think so bro, you know what you know what
The 10 from mixtape I
The thing is the internet is fucking stupid and then it's like a game of telephone and people keep going and going and going and going and going
It would it would be you you got to look at that review score and all these games review scores
Not as a gaming review score, as the review score for the game in its genre of a movie narrative game.
If you're putting, yeah, you have to now look at the reviews and like realize in this fucking stream of genre, it is maybe a 10 out of 10 in that.
Not overall in gaming.
It's a 10 and it's genre. Yeah, that's the thing. So it's like people are like, wow, this got a 10. And what were they saying? Like Crimson desert got a six or seven, which is obviously, you know.
Yeah, you can't the weight of the reviews make no sense. It's like almost like Crimson desert. You need to look at it as a review amongst all the other games like it in the RPG genre.
It lands as a six or seven, whatever the fuck the rating was as an RPG mixed tape in its respective category. Maybe it was a 10 out of 10. You got to ask the people who like playing those types of fucking games, not dumbass, ball and gun, fucking Bob, you know, looking at the number and then getting mad and turning red at dumb shit.
That's why gamers are fucking retarded. That's the problem. They don't know how to dissect
They hone in and they're impulsive idiots
That's the problem bro and
Then the only fucking takes you get are the fucking controversial ones if someone says anything good, it's a hashtag ad. It's literally the
It's so stupid
Anything of praise or glaze is hashtag and blah, blah, blah, including you. You know what? I don't have all the correct takes, but at least I don't hone in on dumb shit. I feel like people are too harsh. People are too harsh. That's the thing. People are way too harsh.
They're too harsh on the mediums.
People are too scared to have their own opinions.
They're just yet paid by EWC, did I?
I think I did. What does that have to do with anything now?
I have no allegiance
And Lego Batman you'll be able to customize your Batcave and collect cars
I know I saw that bro. What do you mean?
Cot brothers literally there's a VOD
It was live shrimp and 4k. There's nothing caught
It's more like scene lyric watch this new horror game this came today says the guy addicted
to league which is half fucking owned at this point by the Saudis so I don't have to fuck
you're talking about buddy.
We're all in this shit together asshole.
you and your moral compass. Play Lego Batman now on console. I think that's how you get banned.
UE5 is going to run great by the time UE8 drops. That was random. Star Citizen? Whoa!
They're still making these. How many views?
75k. Wow. Okay. Okay. Hold on. What's it gonna do? It reaches
This came out yesterday
Um, hold up, hold up. I got dread more
Reviews are the reason you played expedition 33
I don't think so, bro. I think I would have played it anyways, seeing how I literally play everything.
Did that actually sway me in that direction? I don't remember.
Oh shit, what is this?
Okay, I was gonna say
Yeah, I like the art, um, um, maybe.
That gameplay, roguelike, FPS, modern retro, and cosmic horror.
It comes down to if this gameplay now pops off, but the art style is fucking sick.
I might just play random shit today, to be honest, because it seems like there's a bunch
of random shit to play.
and then see where that leads.
Because tomorrow, as far as I know,
I'm fully going into Lego Batman.
Oh, I got a key for, what do you call it?
Vietnam, hell at loose.
Oh.
Oh, hey, this is early.
Oh, they're doing a play test on the 29th.
That's in like 10 days.
Oh, that's what's happening.
June 18th.
Play operation epic fury straight to hell, buddy. What the fuck is this?
Wait a minute. Why does that?
Oh my god, I just read the title again. What the fuck?
Dude.
If hell let loose, Vietnam doesn't have a good soundtrack. It'll be a travesty.
show to chat show to chat
I won't know
hold on bro what is this bro I'm looking for my my Lego shit
game of the year maybe bro maybe
Check arms dealer simulator. I saw bro. Honestly, it just sounds fucking stupid. What do you do?
You just get a bunch of guns and you display it and then sell them like sure, man.
Instead of groceries, it's guns. It's like, okay.
I gotta put this shit in
Shatter Rush has a playtest as well. Give me a second. I don't know look
It armor is backup. Okay. I'm a load up
I can do some big RP and get a little bird and then pragy don't crash it to then get to the appropriate rank to then spawn
Hewe's myself
But that's if everything goes to shit. Okay?
Right now that is not the case.
All right, play through mode of this shit tomorrow. Dude, I don't know man. I'm hyped, bro. I'm hyped. This might be fucking awesome, dude.
I could even play more fours. I was getting into it last night. I was actually doing the story.
Starcraft new patch trailer. Oh, wait, no, Star Citizen. I'm not watching that shit.
I just played Starcraft so when you acronym SC that's where my mind goes to.
What other games?
Nothing, nothing. Chat looking back now. Subnautica was alright. Subnautica too. I feel like they
feel like they could have popped up harder and it is an early access. I feel like I honestly
believe a lot of fucking survival people are extremely fucking copiumed beyond belief.
Now that you've played it, you digested it, it was fucking mid.
Have some fucking self-respect, you fucking dumbasses. The game doesn't stack resources.
Since fucking Subnautica, you played 20 games where you put a fucking chest down and go
and collect shit.
And now the new 2026 game, Early Access, you can't even stack shit, so it's designed to
waste your fucking time because you have to keep going back and forth 30 times until you
get the upgrades bro come on wind rose is a great example of looking at all the survival
games respecting the player and being like we're gonna add all the QOL and then fucking
release the game and isn't still, isn't it in early access? I don't remember.
Wind Rose is the perfect example of a game that actually, the pirate theme, I'm not the big,
fuck the pirate theme. The theme aside, the theme doesn't matter. This game, if you played it,
because if you played Subnautica, you like survival games. You love putting chests down,
okay? You probably have a form of autism, which is fine, okay? I do too.
You like putting chests down and fucking hitting shit and putting it in chests. That's fine for like a year
That's okay
But at least this game respects your fucking time
This game is a perfect example of oh my god. We've played so many survival games
Let's add all the QOL in and then make a fucking survival game in early access like this is a
A perfect example of a great template for a survival game.
Respects for one hour, you don't know the facts, dumbass.
I played this game before you even fucking knew about it and said it was going to be really good.
I played it when you had to buy it on their website.
I told you I have survival game fatigue, but I can still play a game and be like, oh shit, this is actually good.
Clearly it was a fucking hit
I'm not mad, bro. I'm completely content. I'm just saying bro
I'm just saying I'm going back to the point now that you you digested some not a cateau bro
I feel like they really didn't. It was a very safe, almost like a light remaster of the first game.
You know what it reminds me of? The Forest to Sons of the Forest, where even though Sons of the Forest sold insanely well and reviewed well, this game was super okay compared to the first game.
This game was super fucking mediocre and was in the same realm, but they sell like fucking hotcakes.
It's on early access still. I understand that. I understand that. I get it.
But the difference is these devs had mega fucking hits where it's like ridiculous amounts of money.
So then if you're gonna make a sequel you could pop the fuck off, but it was like a safety game subnautica 2 feels like a safety game
These guys take forever to 1.0 though. No one really gives a shit though. These guys just like cook for like ever
Yeah, early access is like honestly so exploited to this point that it's a stupid ass term
before it used to make sense now it depends once again you look at windrows is a good example of like early access done right where it feels like it's content rich there's so much shit to do and it doesn't it doesn't need like 50 patches to get the point across
us and then it's like okay that's the phase one is great a lot of these games
are like super fucking pre-alpha early access yeah I don't know man I'm just
saying what is this game
is Valheim still early access really that's crazy dude
Oh wow.
I will actually play play this game when at 1.0's.
I think.
People fucking love this game.
I only I only gave this game an hour and I was like oh sorry but this game is apparently
insane.
When at 1.0's I'll probably hit it up.
Let's see.
I'm not playing it today.
I got a bunch of other games.
1.0 plays for another hour, maybe.
It takes a hundred hours for copper to get here.
Oh yeah, I remember that guy.
Is it actually, uh, we peeling?
Survival horror.
Okay, okay.
two to three hours to finish is this worth hitting up it seems like it kind of check marks
a lot of things maybe maybe they're going to play sloth games that ended two hours bitch
don't you have to fucking swim in your little bullshit and go get some titanium you fuck
I would rather play two to three hour games than get to the fucking point instead of an arbitrary
tier system to level up some bullshit to get slightly stronger and stronger that is literally
manufactured to fucking drip feed you progress.
All right, suck my balls.
So most have fucking shit to do outside of goddamn gaming.
I have grinded enough games, bro. Okay. Now I wait for the ones worth grinding to grind
Your job motherfucker. I'm semi retired. I'm more picky now with these games
You can keep fucking grinding the bullshit you want to
To me the illusion is shattered a lot more where it just seems like I'm literally wasting my fucking time
grinding
You know to you, it's like addiction. It's fun. It's not the same
It's where it comes down to games literally are a waste of time
and when you play a game that requires you to fucking go back and forth and
Literally waste fucking time by holding w and s
back and forth that to me is the definition of you're wasting your time
don't get me wrong sometimes it's therapeutic sometimes you know it's like
okay fuck it it's just it's like it's therapeutic it's it's almost like a
A little bit of meditation like
You know to each their own bro, okay, if you want to go collect some fucking rocks for 200 hours, that's more power to you
I do that shit in real life
Sometimes is this online?
Wait, I just realized is this like the closest to a new Titanfall?
They went ahead and just made it Titanfall 3 because they were tired of waiting for one
to never be announced. Oh yeah and Vince Kampala passed away too. The creator of the game.
There's Zampala. Yeah Tetris Studios. How are we feeling here bruh? Are people already
fucking gods and already trying to go pro
yeah is this another split gate is what I'm wondering
you gotta give it to split gate you gotta give it to them somehow these
motherfuckers made a second one and then unreleased it and then re-released it and
And I think it's still died. That's crazy
Is it arena reload is it arena reloaded
That's fucking crazy, bro dude fuck FPS is man
If I was a game dev, I would never make an FPS fuck that shoot
I think top, that's one of the worst genres to get into and MMO MMO and FPS. Nope.
We're going back to time and hours. People, it takes a lot.
People are just going to go back to what they know.
what they know. It takes a lot to unglue someone from what they've already spent so long trying
to get better at. And RTS. I do not have video game fatigue, brother. I just have, dude,
I'm looking for, I have some games, bro. I'm looking forward to Lego Batman tomorrow, dude.
What are you fucking talking about dude this game looks decent and Dreadmore coming out 007 might be good shit, dude
What are you talking about?
I might play Batman all stream I might be Batman
They literally just said rocks our help develop it. That's why it plays similar to the Arkham games
Which means the combat is satisfying
Let's see. Let's see.
You only get excited for triple A slop.
This game is, and this is an indie game, dude.
I was literally playing an indie game yesterday. This was fun.
I enjoyed this.
But he is just saying shit.
Dude's just saying shit.
When less than 24 hours ago I was playing literal indie games, what is this guy saying?
I don't want to play more indie games, speaking of which I probably play the most fucking
indie games on the goddamn website, what the fuck are you even talking about?
So you like dogs, wouldn't you be happier with a-
Oh yeah, this game looked cool, bro.
I remember I already watched this trailer, though.
Come on, man.
You played more games than anyone in the world.
I don't know about that man.
K-So exists? I've existed before buddy.
Ann? What do you mean fucking Ann? Ann him. Random ass thing to say.
He's talking about the fucking sauce you can get from Qdoba.
Why are you so easy to get rage baited, bro?
I'm just fucking shooting this shit with chat, bro.
You really think I give a fuck right now, dude?
What do you say, man?
I'm literally stalling.
Just fucking guy.
My legs are literally up on my chair and I'm stalling.
Hi, what do we have here?
Let me see. New Star Citizenship?
Careful now. The surface holds its breath.
Inviting you beneath the deadly thrones.
This is like a hundred bucks.
300 bucks.
She needs to be seen.
Origin's first heavy fighter is formed.
Look away if you can.
Read the comments.
This ad was on another level, CIG, better ad video than Jaguar car promo, whatever it is that it deserves, or raise, if this ad was on top of it, and every other people would visit this site without being aware it's a game.
Holy fuck.
You know what?
I was gonna say more so, I, the best part about Star Citizen, the coolest part was the
When they do the ship reveals and they look like car commercials like a yeah
Usually these videos are the best things that come out of the game
I am not justifying buying it. No shit. Okay, but the editing of the videos the way they introduced their ships
Are cool like this one. I
I think I actually have an origin ship that I bought for like 50 bucks or something then I buy an origin ship
I'll go back and visit it eventually it's probably in the same exact state
When this game 1.0's I'll go back. Oh yeah, I have the 300 die
right? Star Citizen has some good ass commercials they do. I can't think of any of them right
now but I remember watching them and it was good shit. In 10 years probably. Necrot video
for latest on Riot MMO. Dude, the Riot MMO is getting cancelled, bro. Okay, there's no way.
I am not a believer. I don't think Riot can pull it off. I don't think so. I don't think it's possible.
I don't see it.
I don't think so, bro.
Your expectations are already too high.
Fuck, this game actually looks kind of satisfying.
God damn it.
I thought you were just in a store and selling guns.
Dude, the collecting animation looks satisfying.
God damn it, man!
I thought this was just some basic shit.
I should not look that bad. Interesting.
I don't know about armor delivery, dude. It's on the back burner, bro. It's on the back
burner. What do we do here? Epic Games to develop Unreal Engine 5.8, ensuring games run
better and faster reaching higher frame rate and maintaining great lighting.
Well, I mean, shit. What we have is getting better.
New Lumen medium quality mode tested runs two times as fast as high quality
mode, mega lights, less noise, smooth 60 FPS.
As you to those high frame rates better achieved on handheld consoles
On real engine is here to stay bro. I don't know what to tell you bro. The haters don't make sense
There's so many proofs of good good games that have come out of the engine
The haters make sense, I don't I don't think so I don't think so
I don't think they do bro. I think the haters don't even know what they're hating on
Green lantern HBO teaser just came out
Lanterns
Oh, Green Lanterns DC, right?
You yourself say everything is plastic in UE5?
Um, no, there's just a lot of plastic looking UE5 games.
But that doesn't mean the engine is bad bro chat. Why I don't have to fucking explain my stuff, dude
look at
How many how many good games to come out on real engine?
I'm not bad at recounting, but you guys can back me up here like I don't know what the fuck tell you here
But I'm get arc Raiders is an exact perfect example of literally the devs popping up and it doesn't matter
Wukong as well, sure. Oblivion remake. Yeah, like there's so many good examples. The thing
is Unreal Engine goes from plastic store assets because they just want people to make video
games they don't want people they don't want the the deads to be hung up on oh fuck I need to make a
fucking house they just want deads to execute the game so it's super accessible or you take it and
build shit from the ground up it's just the accessibility makes it so there is gonna be a lot
of plastic looking shit but when you have the devs come in here use the
fucking engine all their assets are literally built-in studio and then they
actually make shit it's beautiful it's so good
Which are four will be a great example of you're not even going to know it's on Unreal Engine.
Because if no one ever told you Arc Raiders was on Unreal Engine, you wouldn't know.
you would have no idea
you would not know lies
okay bro if you're like suit if you're like super into it and you know a bit
more about how games are made and everything sure you might be able you'll
be able to pinpoint it but the general gamer would not fucking know
The new Tarkov game will be out on Wednesday.
What do you mean the new Tarkov game?
Oh, I thought you meant the one coming out
from actual Tarkov devs.
Reaper actual.
Wait, another for the devs.
Oh my God, their first game in-house.
Holy shit.
Godspeed.
Uh-oh.
The video games are so interesting.
Video games are so interesting.
Lowkey not bad, brother.
Bravaa!
Next, Ghost Recon will be ready or not style?
Really?
What second for gameplay?
We saw a little gameplay.
this is the scape from fucking iphone
It kind of looks like Call of Duty more than an extractor.
Like this looks like that middle part of Warzone, that stadium.
You played Samson?
I did.
Amazing.
It was great.
What is this prop hunt, but you have to blend in.
Wait, what?
I
Hold on
Online PvP
Yeah, we got to see more. That's kind of funny.
Yeah, if you can't color your fuck you better find the right shades of color
This fucking guy bro. Yeah, it probably looks like
I don't even know actually because it's like clearly you can spot the guy from the screenshot.
New film from Na Hong Jin. I don't know what has he directed in the past.
Ah boys, we got this game and this game and we got Arma on the back burner.
I said I was gonna quit counter strike. Okay. I said I was quitting but of course I
Won the last game and got a fucking 20 bomb. Okay, so what do you want for me?
It was a 30 against a carried team where the fucking carrier got decimated, which means
he had to not get paid for the carry match.
So he had mine that he wasted his time, but it was so good.
It was so good.
Will you accept this friend's request now?
I refuse to do that.
I could also play more fours, I was actually digging it, like I said.
I say we play this first though, let's see.
I did glaze this game.
I played it for a little while, but let me see, because now I'm second guessing the glaze.
I recall when I did stream it, I was like, holy shit, this is going to be so good.
Oh shit, okay, okay.
I played dredge as much as this is similar to dredge.
It seems like the game has put so much effort into it, it doesn't matter.
It's not just like a cheap copy.
Alright, that's what we're looking at here.
It's probably like 30 minutes.
Lumen!
Okay, speaking of fucking Unreal Engine, this game is also Unreal Engine, but you won't
be able to tell.
This is an- perfect!
Perfect!
I didn't even know this was Unreal Engine!
This is a perfectly example of a game where you have no idea this is Unreal Engine.
What did you find?
Uh oh.
Find the last light.
I'll talk you said I'm not cursed
By some miracle I survived but just where am I
Take the hook gun
Okay
on a way out of the house rope alcohol can see your feet fuel the generator needs
feel out here you go
oh I fucked up
sure
there it is there it is the boat answer the radio oh shit
I don't see it, is there an FOV slider?
Oh, it's already set to 100.
Really?
To find the right frequency, hold left click and turn the dial in the desired direction.
Until you hear voices and the small needle begins to tremble.
Okay, what the fuck?
Yo, I'm holding and move the sill, I'm holding!
Oh wait, oh my god, I thought you had to, you have to actually interact with the dials,
by the way.
The old shipyard. None of your damn business.
Insane VA.
You can collect floating containers with useful resources and solve puzzles.
Wow, let's see what we have here.
Collect the scrap metal.
Just whoops that shit out.
Way hook, Dev.
That's decent.
What do we have here?
Yeah!
Oh, there's just straight up three right there.
repair the engine
uh... let's do we have your
fish boat
okay okay
we're off
We got a nice little, uh...
That fucking chimney, I don't know what it is, there's something nostalgic about it.
You always see it in like, old Disney movies and shit.
Like that old fucking, the smoke coming out of the...
Like that top piece.
Those creatures, why is it always them?
Yeah, it's like a steamboat.
Oh, yeah, that's how I look like. There I am. There he is. The guy.
Leave the community island. The community island. There was... I was the only one part
of the community. Whoa! Uh-oh.
My first person? No.
Let's park right here.
Ex-to-Doc. Clean.
Let's put this away. Go away!
Open the river gates.
I gotta do this shit manually?
Start the water wheel?
Oh, is it a puzzle?
Oh fuck.
Wait.
That is not hitting.
Um.
Oh fuck.
Wait. That is not hitting. Um, and then what is this? Oh, that did it. Okay.
Do not skip!
Uh-oh.
That's okay.
That's our dog.
We call him dog.
Okay!
Doc the pier.
What the hell dude?
Oh, he killed him.
Dude.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Wow.
I kind of like that thing.
I swear the audio is so low.
I'll be out of here.
I just stole everything.
Okay!
Oh, there's actually, uh, oh, there's actually a mechanic here.
Uh-oh.
Hey, yeah, wait, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Is that not the correct spot?
Is this oh, I see how it works. You just keep it's not good. I don't think it breaks the lockpick
You just keep working at it
Bring the bell
Fish store.
Let's see.
Okay.
Talk to Gil.
What up, ma'am?
Would you look at this guy.
Another victim of that shit disease.
No Gilz yet.
Limb still intact.
Hasn't pissed himself.
We're gonna make a nice profit off you.
Shut up, you dumb animal.
You got fish I handle business so where'd you crawl in from from the abandoned village
And what's left of it rock poison fog church mash the pieces settlements empty losses more damn losses used to be a good fishing spot
There's cells well here
What the hell was that another corpse won't be bringing fish anymore?
Let that be a reminder night time is for sleeping your tub will sink before you even shit yourself the tentacles will see to that
So you get some rest and come see me in the morning beds in the antics
Sleep until the morning.
All right, I have everything turned up,
so I think it runs like not that great.
I think Lumen is super taxing.
Okay, why don't I just rest till,
rest till like eight.
Yes.
All right, so, so, so, so, so, so.
Oh, so fucking... 12. There we go. Oh! Okay, okay!
I
Talk to Gil
Well look at that so live don't even didn't even mutate shame bozier wanted to carve you up for ingredients
But since you turn out to get tougher than expected time to sell you're dead what?
I've got no money. I'm broke, but I can work it off. I believe you but it deals deal
you know how to fish? No. Yes. Not yet. No. And grab the rod and learn we always
need anglers and fish start with three snappers bring them in and don't forget
to fuel the boat. You've got fuel enough so you won't need to rig a sail pumps at
the back. Don't say I'll pass dark your rotten tub will sink before you even get
Scared. Uh oh. Inventory Dev.
Okay, we got a fishing rod. Rare.
Standard lockpicks, crafting materials. Quick access.
Okay.
Yes.
Oh, yeah, I have like some barnacles or some shit growing on me.
I just realized I am diseased.
All right, let's see how this is.
How do I undock?
Refuel the boat.
I did.
Excuse me.
Oh.
Nice.
Reached the fishing spot.
Okay!
Let's see what we got. I need to get...
I need to get three snackers.
Yeah, the water looks clean.
That's fuck. It looks nice.
I mean, you know, other than it being, while sailing you may notice the six flashes, these
are fish habitats so closer to the activity zone.
Okay.
You know, bro, clean as it looks, nice, bad.
Or swamp water.
Alright, we got snackers here.
How do I dismount?
Oh, F.
I can't use this.
Okay, bait.
Here you can select your bait.
The bait you choose affects the chance of catching different fish species.
Got it.
Alright.
Eesh.
Cold cast.
The longer you hold, the farther you throw and by moving the camera.
Oh, it tells you.
Good fear, sir.
Heavy.
Left click.
left click when you feel a bite too heavy choose your preferred fishing rock control
scheme you can change the controls ah suit ad
it shows which way to pull the rod against the fish this is just a fish
of stamina exhaustion level.
I think here's just the tension trying not to let it reach a hundred or the
line will snap.
There's just the distance which is really the finish cut.
I'm gonna hold to really present my attention.
All right.
Are you mother fuck?
Don't fuck over here, man.
When the fish runs in seven minutes, I'm starting at this minute, you can see it.
All right, got it.
yeah boy oh yeah fuck I have to hit f oh shit
stars indicate the fish is rarity the higher the rarity the more valuable the
fish I can't show the fish species I have to auto-sort the whole procedure
I manually place the fish in the hole to release the fish.
Oh, fuck man, there he is. Dinner.
Move to hole.
Chambers.
Weight, 1.02 kilograms for doubling the balloons.
Oh, I see it. Okay, I thought I'd actually move and put it in a cooler or something, but no.
Yeah, I guess not.
Oh, it's Bull.
Okay, yeah, I'm a master fisherman.
What the hell, dude?
Okay, auto-sort, throwback.
Auto-sort.
Lean.
the spot is fished out alright let's go back
I wonder if you can upgrade your boat, eventually.
Alright, we good.
Dr. Gill
I was elevated
What I did
Enough for essence. Are you kidding me? That's not fish. That's scaly garbage take it to the grinder use the guts for bait
Get the snapper
Okay, let's see. Processing, processing, triple processing.
We got a new bait.
Uh-oh, the sun is set.
Dr. Gill.
What up man?
So you handle the rod and the rider maybe you're good at something after all anyways
We're not staying in this dump. No fish no Ross no clients not even the barons people show up anymore
Time to get back to real trade routes are and you don't belong here either you weren't heading to that church for a stroll
Were you looking for shelter?
Was the Baron big-time trader from the largest settlement around it got more fueled and he knows what to do with hell
Maybe he whips his ass with it. You don't belong here either. You weren't heading to that church for a show
Oh, were you looking for Sheldor?
Oh yeah.
I'm looking for Sheldor and you know a lot for talking fish.
I like to read, you should try sometime here.
Take this, notes, scraps of knowledge,
enough to help you figure out blueprints
and craft bait for soft grazers.
Workbench is on the pier, the rest figure it out yourself.
Every angler's got their own tricks.
Learn wound tin bait.
As you explore the world, complete quests and trade
will get torn pages.
I really used to, as progression points, oh, okay.
Ah, I got two torn pages.
Bait for peaceful fish.
So you learn how to make new bait.
And then you get stronger bait
and reinforced fishing rod things.
Okay, craft wound tin bait.
Let's see.
And...woon tin.
Boom boom boom. Oh, so you actually have to craft stuff in this game.
Oh, wait, what the fuck?
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Nice.
Woon tin.
Catch a soft, grazer fish.
Do I have this bait?
Oh, okay, well, it's in a can.
I'm going out at night.
I thought night fishing gets you killed.
Right?
Don't they say that?
You need two baits?
Um, I didn't mention, you only got one bait.
I think you're right.
One bait per fish.
I have snaggle.
I'm thinking of playing it.
It's like a three hour experience that may or may not be good.
Buddy, I have no more gears, so no, incorrect, incorrect, incorrect.
I apparently one bait is enough for multiple fish.
Alright, let's move.
Blow on gas? I'm full, bro.
I wonder if this whole game is just like a depressive land.
I think it is.
It kind of feels that way.
What the fuck is that?
Sharp fin?
Fish power 50?
Soft Grazer 15.
Damn you can get 240 for this shit. I
Don't know if I want to catch that maybe I can it'd be cool
If this in this game if there is a skill factor that you if you could catch a fish with a shit rod
Just from skill that would be nice. Oh
That's how I tell you if you do a sturdy ear crawler, there's a high chance to get the bite should I do it?
oh wait it doesn't let me oh I see it tells you the bait you need but I don't
have it
okay
too heavy
Oh, come on! Come on! What? Oh, I got him. Oh my god. That thing's ready to fucking
Bite my face.
Wait, what, was that not a soft,
was that not a soft, uh, grazer?
What?
That was a sharp pin.
Oh my God, that was the ledgey.
there it is wait wait oh shit I missed I guess I could reel it in all right steady
I do wonder if I cast it in the bubble, if they latch on faster.
You would think so.
You aim for their- that must be a thing.
What the fuck?
I caught another one, dude.
I'm insane.
These are going to sell for a lot.
Back to back.
Come on, Bob-Ot-Wed, there's a third one.
Okay, y'all were rich.
Holy shit, man.
At least I have room for all these.
Alright, alright, alright.
I just realized, I might, if I don't catch these, I don't have enough resources to make
another wound chin.
There's a durability on it.
Oh, I think that's one of them.
Oh, tell me that's a rare!
No way!
Are you kidding me?
Debs, I know it's like pre-alpha.
It says stop grazer.
Higher chance.
Bite chance is three.
This is gonna break.
You got a cast into the big ass bubble.
Is that what it is?
Okay, do you just sign?
Let's pretend it's range-based.
Oh no, you have to be in the bubble to even cast your rod at all.
Yeah, nah, I don't think that's a...
It's more about whatever's in front of you.
It's more like you park in the bubble.
Oh, it's bulls.
Dude, it's another one of those fish.
I guess the good news is I can get a bunch of upgrades
back at the fish shop by selling all of them.
Ah!
Hold on, what is on this island?
Can I actually just go to any island?
Can I just...
Oh no, do you have to dock?
I think you always have to dock, you can't just leave.
Oh yeah, you're okay. Yeah, you can't.
Dude, I don't know what to do.
Oh, maybe you can use the hook gun. True. Shit.
Now I don't have a Wonton. I have no bait so now I'm locked and I have no more
gear to make another one. So what the fuck do I do? Yeah can I buy a gear from
the fish shop? Let's go see.
Yeah, the other thing would be going and looking for treasure.
Let me see if I can hunt this.
These are just like little places that show I
Think that's just like a light
Yeah, I think it's just a light
I don't see anything
Yeah, if anything, I think you get gears from finding crates in the water, like in the beginning.
Well, let's see.
This might not work.
All right, we're nice and parked.
No gears.
This guy doesn't sleep.
What a man!
How much you want for these? You can have them all.
Damn!
That's gotta pay off my debt, bro. Are you kidding?
I just want to buy something. Oh, see, he does.
Horn page, 200. Alcohol, battery.
I don't think I need anything else, but...
Trusting case.
Okay, let's see.
I have everything, right?
Oh, if anything, I need more- oh, I have a decent amount of fish, Gets.
Wait, oh.
Got made two, two should be enough.
Let's go.
That fuel.
Uh oh.
All right.
All right. There it is. Oh, you can just right click and I think it just auto shoots that
over. Let's try night fishing. He didn't say it was dangerous, but maybe he's wrong.
Yeah, free gas?
Oh
I see looks like we're gonna base looks like we're bashing
Looks like we're going to the bed
Now we know what happens.
I think this game is pretty cool.
I wonder when it's gonna come out. I need to see more. I need to see more. This is still tutorial.
I'm curious, like, how much more water areas there are. Or if you kind of stay here.
It's a very small playtest, so it's just like a tiny little section of the game.
Yeah, visually it passes the test.
Like, do you go into the ocean in this game?
That'd be sick.
I don't know how expansive it is.
Wait, isn't that... I think this is the right fish.
Got it. Ah the fish models are pretty sick
Soft Grazer
Come on buddy come on buddy come on buddy
come on money there it is it took two nights he made a fuck ton of money though
so honestly that was worth it it was worth not being successful one day
Yeah, if this is like tutorial area and it opens up, it would be cool.
I forgot how much in dredge could you go into the sea?
I forgot.
Wait, it's all sea and dredge?
There's not like little mini huffs like this.
What is this?
Scraps?
You called this?
I catched out.
There's any essence in that?
Ah hell, what am I supposed to do with you?
Fine.
We'll help you out one more time.
That should keep the rotten check for now.
Just go poking your nose where it doesn't belong and stay the hell away from the green
fog.
I could send you back out fishing, but right now the old sluice matters more.
Head over there, see if it can be raised.
You'll make it across on her own but your piece of junk boat needs to get into the big hollow
And if the dry dock fix it clean it up reinforce it especially for planning to sail the sledge bet
Get any questions?
No
Then move it you people are nothing but losses slow as damn snails. Oh fuck you, bro. Okay. Fuck you, man
Fuck you beach. All right. Oh fuck you man
Go to River Lock.
Let's see.
You mentioned my boat's a piece of shit.
Which is fucking mean.
But he's right.
Ugh, he's right.
Oh, he's right.
I don't want him to be, but he's right.
Alright, we made it.
River lock.
Oh, I can dock here.
Interesting.
It does look like there's a gate there that opens and leads to the actual place I'm headed
towards.
okay I was curious about that you're fucking dead okay don't go in the water
you're dead you're fucking in so dead don't go into that shite
Oh wait, what the fuck? Oh there's boat upgrades too, of course.
Oh, that's what that one is. Okay.
Braided line and to save or bait for predatory fish, suitable for catching harpooner and
bloodgill. Imitates a small fish inside as a jingling
any balacris are I ready to try to suppose or not?
Sure.
Okay, what do we have here?
Can't loot that.
Damaged wire, try fix.
Wire need insulator?
Crane.
Power off.
Try running the generator.
find the electrical leak found it where am I getting an insulator from
Return to shit ass Gil mother fucker
I'll be back
You have to fish out an insulator
All the deal on the radio gas is expensive
When we get to turbo charge the boat.
Oh yeah, eventually you get a yacht.
This guy's just in the mud right now.
Yeah, end game you get a fucking yacht, dude.
Alright, here we go.
You're fuckin' back. You're fuckin' back.
What's the situation with the sluice?
Power leak needs patching. Everything's falling apart,
but we didn't get into business yesterday.
We know how to fix problems.
There's a nasty little predator, Bloodgill.
It's guts are full of sticky sludge.
Perfect for making insulating compound.
But you're not catching one with that rod of yours.
All upgraded.
Oh, sh- okay.
That's the spirit you plan on earning and not begging.
Look around the backwater for knowledge scraps
and get some money.
Not begging, look around the backwater for knowledge scraps and better materials, good
and metal for starters, then start thinking about catching a bloodgill.
Okay, collect wire times three.
What, do you sell it?
Oh yeah, I have a, here you take this.
No wait, he might actually sell wire.
There it is, bro.
Motherfucker had it the whole time.
Asshole. Make a braided line.
No, no, you gotta go find it.
Is that worm bait or rope? I think it's rope. It is.
Oh shit. Braided line upgrade.
module braided line line durability okay wait equip the braided line
How?
Oh.
Oh shit, buddy.
Is sheesh.
Wait, weapons and tools?
Uh-oh.
Crap, rainbow fin bait.
Dude, what the fuck is that, Ema, bro?
Excuse me?
Holy shit, what is that item?
I need bolts, and whatever that is for the rainbow fin.
Tossed in the grader and make the compound and stop bothering me with dumb shit.
Yo, fuck you, man.
That's not crap, that's a blood guild to help that I get myself into. Tossed in the-
Wait, I can't buy anything from him anymore.
You know what? That's what this reminds me of.
The UI does look like no rest from the Wiccan, doesn't it?
I was like looking at this shit and it looked super familiar.
Rainbowfin needs, oh, fish flesh.
Processed fish filet is used for crafting.
Like, in the grinder?
I gotta find a good fish to grind.
Alright, let's go.
Let's go back, 9am. Alright, I gotta do, I gotta fish.
I gotta fish, I gotta get, uh, grind the fish, and then make the rainbow fin bait, and then catch a blood gill
that will help us make an insulator
to progress.
I gotta find a fish that actually processes into like a little salmon filet.
And the snapper doesn't do that. Oh, it actually tells you what it processes into.
Oh, these are both snappers.
Brother steamboat noise, it's like peaceful like you can fall asleep to a steamboat noise
Okay, so I don't know what these guys
Process down to I have I have a wounded 10. Let me see
Maybe one of these steady
I bet the fish I sold that guy probably
If I were to grind it it would go into the fillet
IRL would be louder
Just in case let me get to try to head back
Okay, let's see. Now let me go back and process these two fish and then I should be able to
make the the bait it's essentially white noise yeah damn pretty holy shit man
You can buy fishing stuff in the shop, uh, yeah, it like, updated and, uh, no.
He doesn't- he doesn't let me buy off of him.
He did before.
Excuse me?
Okay, moment of truth.
All right, we got everything and now let me see.
All right, we need two bolts.
No!
I never bought bolts.
Fuck.
I actually think I have to go and find, I have to go and find resources.
Wait, wait, what the fuck?
Did he have a bunch of resources behind him?
Oh yeah, I can't buy anything out of him.
I think he, I think there was resources behind him.
He gotta do a little raft type.
Fucking.
Oh yeah, he has a bunch of stuff.
Look at that.
Oh
She what are we getting here boy? Oh exactly what I needed
Oh, this has good range.
Wait, let me see if there's tech.
Do we have tech?
Can I drag both of them?
That's hot.
Chat works smarter, not fucking harder.
Okay.
Oh.
I'm getting that shit, I don't know what to tell you bro, I'm getting that.
I'm getting that shit, that's got like five diamonds in it.
Is this sinking?
I can't tell.
It's back!
That was kind of cool, like, I actually went underwater but floated back up.
I want to say the water dev coat.
I want to say he did, but I'm holding my judgment fully until we get out of this tutorial zone.
that might also be when the demo ends. I mean, it looks... What the fuck? When you hold spacebar...
Oh, I... I mean, it looks decent. Alright, as you were. And rope. And where's the salmon? There it is.
Rainbow Finn, do I make his second one? I don't have enough bolts.
Oh wait, I have to catch the bloodgill now. Oh fuck.
Oh shit.
Uh-oh.
I'm scared.
Bloodgill.
What is this over here?
It would be cool if you could just like jump off your boat and just go check out islands
You have to you can only get off islands if you dock. There's no other way
How I got are some resources here
Now you have to dock or else you fall in the water
You can probably eventually upgrade this, so you can upgrade your tools in the game, so.
a minute. The sun is setting. I might need to go back and sleep. Chad, well, I'm gonna
go back and sleep. I'll go back. I know I miss that. Because then I'm gonna die. I gotta
I'm gonna do this tomorrow.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what if I hold this and then drive?
The tech, bro. The tech.
Come on, man.
I'm back gil you piece of shit alright I need a bed I don't want to be here but I need
to bed. Alright, tomorrow we catch the blood gill. Alright, let's move. Sleep till six
So you have more time? Yeah, true.
No breakfast, just the morning air.
I know sleeping in is the best.
What do you mean? Who the fuck doesn't like sleeping in?
Yeah, waking up to the sunrise is great, sure.
Bloodgill.
And the harpooner?
What the fuck?
Yeah, those things look evil as shit.
Okay.
Oh, don't break my rainbow fin, boys.
When hunting predatory fish, cast your base to the lands in the splash zone.
Once it hits the water, hold to the fish and take it in the lure.
That's what I've been doing.
If it takes an inch or two of all of it, if you reel too fast, the fish won't be able
to keep up.
If you pause for a while, the fish will lose interest.
Okay.
I don't know what the three arrows mean too heavy I got something though I got something
Oh
Right now
Okay, it's just nice here. Oh, this is not rare
You're a diving brah you're a diving brah
Oh shit, a three star dude.
It'd be cool if you could hear the snap of the jaw hitting the fucking wrench.
This game's cool.
I think if anything, it might be missing some like, needed a little more audio.
like if it added a little another layer of immersive audio it would really enhance it
Yeah, maybe, maybe it is super early and like, it's a, it is pre-alpha.
Hopefully this is one of those games that doesn't launch early access and it just comes
out 1.0.
his early access is fucking annoying but this is also a very early pre alpha
little demo with no NDA so this isn't a pretty awesome state okay let's see if
I hope you can make this thing that we need now.
What happened?
That didn't make the album size crap for it, that's not crap, that's a blood gill.
The hell did I get myself into?
Toss it in the grinder, make it the compound of saltwater with dumb shit.
Oh yeah, okay.
Got the blood gill to obtain grease sack.
Oh fuck, there it is.
Oh, I thought the game crashed.
Alright.
Refueled.
Got it.
isopatch
Excuse me research, what do you mean research?
You mean like a mastery research
Oh isopatch
And it's the past use of makeshift can it affects him for electrical leaks
It's core kind of dense material learning cost two torn pages. I have to go find two torn pages now out in the wild
I already get this
Let's go do it up
Find some actually maybe maybe maybe his shop is accessible now
Let me see let me see he has one page actually he does have a page
He does have a page.
He doesn't have multiple.
He has one for like 300.
Do I sell this?
60 times 1.2?
Is that like a multiplier?
Oh, it's 60 with the multiplier, I think.
I just want to buy something.
Oh, wait, he has five.
What the fuck?
Oh, shit.
Give me two.
Okay.
Okay, let's make the isopatch.
Isopatch. Yes, I don't know what is that.
Ploth and wood. I have cloth. I am good.
And wood. Perfect.
There it is. Progress. Fixed the electrical leak. We out.
We got it all, we got it all. Let's move, let's move.
Everything obtained. I think that's the last time I'm going to see Gil.
I did we're never gonna see each other again
please
it was nice actually it was he just knows everybody he comes across the leaves
eventually so he's just bitter
Something tells me this demo is gonna end as soon as I do this and I won't know how
expansive the game is.
Like, this is the last step.
I have a feeling.
It's an angle problem.
You got an angle problem here?
Okay, I think that one's down there.
There it is, boys.
No!
Vertical slice has been completed.
At the end of the curve point test, please keep in mind that the game is still developed.
There's more arrays to be discovered.
God damn it, man!
I fucking knew it, dude.
You know, that was pretty sick, bro.
why not? I think this game has let's see let's see it's cool dude it's cool it's a
cool game yeah let's see how much the how much they how much crazier it gets
that was nice that was nice we will be back we will be back do you like fishing
IRL I've only gone once and I enjoyed it Lego Batman embargo is lifted is that
true? Is this jokes?
I'll probably just wait until tomorrow to play it to be honest.
Let's see if this is game of the year or just potato.
Potential, amazingness or potato.
All UI is placeholder.
Warrior.
What do we have here?
defense attack learn the basics
I
Holy light
Deal more damage, okay, we're going berserker a chain lightning
Okay, okay, okay.
I'll kill them in the distance.
Okay, okay, you know what I have never played something like this before
Wait is this good or bad?
Oh fuck, okay, I thought that was heels
We'll lose 50% plus 300 gold.
I won't get ahead.
Still alive, still alive.
Mobile game mechanics, the Corruptor, the Gambler.
Two dice? One dice? Two dice? 400 gold?
KONTURI!
What the fuck happened?
I died.
And that's why you don't gamma-buzz.
GORBUDI! I mean KONTURI!
Okay, okay, hold on hold on hold on give me some good shit here blood explosion holy
sword holy fire sword okay that's definitely a fiery sword
I wonder if he melee's you if he gets too close
All right, there it is there it is
What do we got here? A refiner? Make me more powerful
Skill upgrade
Yes, plus a hundred
I'm doing level two. I
Want this shit every swing literally is crazy damage. It still does 10 damage
Are you fucking kidding? What do you even do there?
You can't walk back, this guy doesn't stop going forward.
You think this is an AI game?
You think so?
Is it?
Oh yeah, let's try one more time, boys.
Honestly, I don't really get AI vibes from this.
I don't know, I don't think so guys.
I think you guys were retreating.
I'm doing honestly the lightning and the lightning was really good
earthquake swift strafe electric earthquake let's try earthquake
Five damage and a stun. That's what we got.
Okay.
Wait, you can dodge the Pumbas?
Or you can just one tap them.
What do we have here do I upgrade it the blood all there was not it was not it
Upgraded 100? I don't have enough. You cannot grab those mushrooms. They should make it
so while you're traveling, if you grab the mushrooms, it heals you for 1-HP. There's something.
Earthquake is actually so good.
back. There you go, you piece of shit. Okay, okay. The Corruptor, the Crystal.
Iron skin, minor potion, lightweight boost, 10% move speed.
Oh, I feel the, I feel the 10%. Oh, this guy has Nikes on.
Oh, you can side strafe?
Yeah, Earthquake is okay.
What up, man? It's over, bro. It's over. It's over, friend. Be done. Be done.
Where we headed? The crystal? The Corruptor. This sounds like you get a very not very nice
move. Major potion? Even faster. I'm faster at moving left and right.
Oh
Come on
I want to see how insane it gets.
You need some background music.
This game requires some dark fantasy music ambience or something or ambience.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
of
All right, what should we do in here?
Damage chain burn
Each kill no shit rapid strikes attack cooldown reduced by 20%
Lightning chain
Eight seconds, cool down on that.
Fire and skip base damage.
Let's go base damage.
Plus one.
What?
What? This guy's already here?
What the hell is going on here?
There's like a way to, I think you can dodge the attack by strafing the melee dudes.
I thought you couldn't, but I think you can.
Ah, not again, you stupid pumbas.
Are you kidding me bro? Ow. Fucking ow.
Holy shit.
Dude, the last time I got him, I died.
This is the worst shit.
These go suck.
What the fuck?
Plus 10 base attack?
Wait.
Wait, that's so OP, it made the chain lightning one tap, everybody.
Okay!
The range of attack is a little, there's like a certain point.
Another ability.
region, electric sword. Um, with a, okay. What the fuck, man? I don't know how to use that.
I don't know how to use that.
Unless it uses it automatically.
I think it does use it auto.
Holy shit.
Great boss.
This is really trying to kill me right now
These fucking suck
At least you can skip.
Are you kidding?
Holy shit.
Electric hit is nice.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Ow.
What the hell is that?!
That's a big room!
Wow, the boss doesn't take the lightning damage.
Why'd he laugh?
He's still there.
Dude!
Now you take damage.
I
Listen, I think he takes damage. Maybe that pushback
I'm watching you!
Ah, he actually takes no damage.
The corrupta!
All these suck.
Whoa!
What the hell?
Uh-oh.
I don't follow.
I can't move.
I swear the game bug.
What?
I can...he's living, he's living, he's back.
What's up, motherfucker?
Motherfucker!
Ow!
He's almost dead.
Got to survive a couple more paces.
Really.
You're kidding.
What even was that?
You're kidding. What even was that?
There it is.
World first, boys.
No one's ever done that before.
Thanks for playing.
Yeah.
You shouldn't be here!
Yeah, that was exclusive content.
Y'all, you guys are not supposed to see that ending part.
Ah, my, ah, my.
Another game finished.
Another one finished. This is Elbin Ring. I'd say Darkish Path.
Forza Eliminator, dude. You're crazy, brother. You're crazy.
I know you can probably play Legos today. I'm gonna wait till tomorrow. I could do Forza
Eliminator 1-1, even though I still feel like it's rigged.
Continue the hotel, true, true.
Minecraft into GeoGuessr, okay, buddy.
Dark Light Survivor, how was that game?
41 early access.
Why shall we do forza a limit air?
See if I can win one and then move on.
I know, I know.
We're doing one win, Eliminator.
All right, one win.
I just gotta take a shit though, boys.
What is Rune Dice?
Kuali?
Well, first let's check out Rune Dice.
Let's try Rune Dice.
Rune Dice, Rune Dice.
this is genuinely something that will absolutely eat hours of your life away from you.
Oh, thank you, baby.
Oh, yeah.
Got that chest.
Thank you.
Oh, we got the big one.
Oh, my God, that's cool.
That's pretty good.
Man, this is the hardest thing I've ever done in my life.
Not pretty good.
Man, this is more good for fun guys.
And yet...
you
I'm sorry about that chat.
Alright.
I'm sorry.
All right
I'll sit here sometimes the USB put it in a USB is still pen in the ass sometimes
I
Twist it like twice sometimes trying to fucking put that shit in
Come on man. It's like clearly the right way man
USB-C no, but the other side
Okay
They just released a hot fix for what welcome back potato
I
The Eliminator right the Eliminator fuck is that Biden
Let me see.
Who is this guy?
This is one guy, my friend.
Who is this guy?
The Eliminator.
are these actual other players on the map?
That guy's, somebody just dynamically put players in your map.
Where's my GTR?
What the fuck is this car called?
A Toyota, what the fuck?
A GT prototype, 2025 GR.
Is that a 2025 GR?
Or 2025 GT?
You call it a 2025 GT?
so good I've been inconvenienced once I let's you all get that before the end of
this tune wait return to free room to accept am I in I'm in all right one way
and one way and here we go where we go I still think this game modes rig but
there's like 500,000 people so the cues are popping the cues are popping 150
gigs of copyrighted music
gta six better be better than this
not even the same game
even talking about
Where we going? Where we going? Easy. Wait, are you kidding? Let's go, let's go. I'll
beat you, bro. I'll beat you right now. I'll beat you. I'll beat you, man. I don't need
level three
Oh god this soccer at three feet
This guy's right behind me
Yeah, we're in a dead no we're not no we're not saying
Oh my God he's stuck.
Winnable, winnable, winnable.
Oh man I want to cut across here.
We've got to leave Tokyo.
I'm trying to find the road to go faster and I cannot find it
Oh fuck.
No!
Yeah, I got the fuck out of here dude.
It's GG. I lost.
Whatever Matt, whatever.
You know what, if I had a faster car, I would have won.
Whatever, bro, whatever, bro.
Whatever dude.
Whatever man.
Oh yeah, the queues are popping dude, they're hot.
Very hot.
Release the car, Joss!
Okay, why would you not always start in the city?
How many players I think it's like 50 per match
Too many details what you're talking about brah
No, I haven't, Scooter, I haven't.
Well, you got the... Everybody starts with this car in this mode.
And you go looking for upgrade cars, and then you go and challenge other drivers to eliminate them.
Or just avoid everybody and survive and keep upgrading and wait till the end.
Can I actually challenge this guy?
Wait, I can do a 1v1 challenge?
What's going on, motherfucker?
We're even pure skill pure skill your fucking skill bitch
Let's go
Yeah
Your gas
There's no I don't think there's any way he can win unless I crash into a wall now
Which is the light it is like like I could I'm gonna follow the GPS
Hold me with a drove driven straight actually fucked out. I'm going straight
Nice try, brother.
gotta be eliminated
alright someone else gotta be eliminated for that
All right, what's my upgrade Civic oh shit the sierrex mugen
Oh, this car sounds nice.
This car seems like it'd make a drift car.
I'm using the car more than like actually doing the objective. Oh shit. Am I even in the circle?
I am. I don't know if I should verse this guy. Oh fuck. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. I don't
I need an upgrade.
I don't think I'm gonna find any upgrades around here.
That was a little border map. Shit!
No!
Are you kidding?
I always get caught on these bridges. This is like the 10th time this has happened in this game.
What the fuck?
I've actually stuck.
There you go.
Ah, let me see here.
I gotta find an upgrade.
Some guys probably already had a 10.
What? How are you already at an 8?
What is the trick, getting lucky on the car drop?
Because there's no way you could do that many races to then get that.
Really?
A level 2.
Okay buddy, okay.
Okay.
Keep going up here.
No upgrades?
Shit.
I see it. Alright, there's one down there.
I think.
Is that a upgrade?
There's definitely purple smoke.
That was an upgrade, but I'm going to ignore it and hope this is a 4 or a 5.
Oh my god!
Yo, what is going on here?
That guy's at a level 8.
Excuse you.
I'll hold in Toronto. What the hell even is this?
What the hell is this? I'll hold in Toronto?
Looks cool.
I'm in the circle.
Australian muscle car.
Okay, you can't break through that.
All right, all right, all right, all right, where am I, okay.
Gato? That sounds like the best car.
Everybody's at 8. What am I missing? These guys are getting their 10th supercar. I'm on my level 4.
At least I got a Lancer. But that's not going to be the supercar.
I can pray that that's some crazy shit
Where where I'm headed so far to find the one I was looking at
almost there it doesn't show you the car drops you have to find them there's no
the mini-map doesn't show you nothing shows you just have to look for the
smoke and drive oh my god
Ahaha, the Civic?
At 10 players, it's a race to the finish.
Dude, this is bullshit.
I am fucked.
How far am I? Okay, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Yeah, is this just one song the whole fucking time?
Oh my god, this is Cherry Blossom Valley. Holy shit.
Alright, let's see if I find something, anything.
Hopefully.
10 Mercedes
Is that a drop? I wonder if the blimps are the ones that drop shit
Bro, this is just like losing slowly
There's no way
you
I'm not trolling man some of these is the what do you say what are you talking about?
We're going back into Tokyo.
Mwah-mwah-mwah-mwah-mwah-mwah-mwah-mwah-mwah-mwah!
All right, let's see let's see I'm spamming races
So the only problem is you rush towards the arrows looking for people and then you have
to hope that who you're rushing doesn't have an upgraded car because then you're running
into your death.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't regret my path.
Oh, fuck.
How do I escape the city?
Are you kidding?
I can make it, I can make it.
Dude, this game's fucking ridiculous, alright?
of this dumb shit is knowing the route we just got lucky we're in a fucking city
there's one road leading out
all right sending it
It's over. It's over. Can I just exit? I'm leaving. This game mode is so shit, but like
good and bad. It's so bad and good. Like it has so many stupid fucking flaws, but like
there's potential. You're bad. You guys don't even play games. Just comment without even
knowing what you're talking about. You guys are porous gamers.
There you go.
Those are dangerous.
Yours gamers!
Ours is a boring game.
I mean it's for car people.
you know it's for car people I'm going in the city again did the route is
bullshit following the GPS most of the time is gonna make you fail because you
have to off-road to cut
Oh, there goes my triple A immersion.
Oh damn, I didn't know we were listening to some...
Okay, I'm listening.
I didn't know we were...
I didn't know.
I'm listening.
I was listening to that, thank you.
I can chase this guy down, if I have to hope he doesn't have a level 3.
Because I will lose any Shrake.
I don't think he does.
You're not reaching that shit!
Yes!
Haha!
Beach!
You're already getting that motherfucker.
You ain't upgrading shit.
I tell you.
You're already getting that motherfucker.
I think. Unless you can upgrade during the 1v1.
Okay, do I cut or follow GPS?
I'm going to try that.
Two yards.
Ten left.
One.
We're down.
Ten left.
Really?
Outlaw.
Turn around.
It's safe to do so.
Oh, my God.
What is...?
Honda guys.
They're going to run through.
Oh my god!
Please!
Honda gods, please!
Car sounds like it's dying, but...
We'll make it.
Damn this thing is far as hell.
I know you don't want to climb anymore, but you gotta.
You have to.
Get some speed, get some speed on a railroad.
No fucking way! Are you kidding? What? How?
Haha, I'm thinking about making up the hell.
Shit!
Oh my God he fell off the hill!
He fucked up!
Oh my God he's falling!
Oh my God!
I just didn't get to the road!
He fell down the hill!
Just get on the fucking road!
There it is boys. There it is.
I know I have I know I'm aware I'm aware I'm aware Pog do you want a shitty car yes
I do
What the fuck are you hitting bro fuck off now
Oh some guy already has a Lambo you fuck that took like 10 minutes
Yeah, dude, it's way faster just looking for smoke clouds.
Already an upgrade, yeah, it's way faster.
It's like avoiding other players is better.
20-69?
What was this thing?
I need to get from the forest. Alright, for the circle.
I'm already destroying the forest.
Imagine if there may be a car so strong that it could do this.
But there's no way the trees are just too strong
But like this fast, I guess they're just fucking break the tree
you need a four by four
Very strong front and like super fast or just plows through
That isn't a faster than a tank
It's just literally you drive it forward it will just like drive over everything
If you want to go straight on land, you will go straight on land.
you
I
Rather there's literally nothing
There's literally nothing.
All the road.
Cars haven't dropped yet.
No, there's definitely a smoke plume right on spawn, so one already has a level 3.
Oh, there's a guy over here.
I'm going to try to avoid him.
He just came from there.
Level 5. Whatever dude.
I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if
you can see it.
There's like a level six up here, please.
Very shit.
Dude, I'm in the middle of the damn map.
Oh, there's cows in this game.
Do you still believe in the Starcraft FPS leaf? Yes.
That guy's the same car.
He grows as down bad as I am.
It's happening oh I see plume down there oh fuck that's far
Oh, no!
Oh, shit!
Ow!
Near death for level 2.
Incoming more drops!
there is no one's taking it
and... oh!
that's what the fuck man, I was holding, I was hitting X
The problems never appear.
Ah, here we go, here we go, here we go. I can race with this.
I
Swear the sense of speed in this game it feels better than the previous horses
Is it the same
There's one guy over here in the distance, and I think it's that one Honda guy
There's more.
It feels like, it feels faster but, you know, of course it's better, the sense of speed.
I wouldn't necessarily say that's in the course it's better.
Just because it's another one.
I swear the lightning is better.
I did, I maxed the up of eight so it feels faster too.
They look like they're fighting in the distance.
There's only four arrows on the map though. Yeah these two are definitely
racing. But that one guy's trying to avoid it at all costs. One or the other.
I'll fight the winner as long as you don't have a level 8.
I'm trying to find players to race.
You go up to them and honk and then it challenges them to a 1v1.
You catch up! He's coming!
AHHHHHHHHH!
What the hell am I?
How am I gonna sanctuary?
Dude, I was not able to find these two drivers at all.
Wow.
Okay then.
Plus a flooded road.
Okay, these guys drove by it because these cars are bad.
3
we're going we're going we're going we're going
come on
heading
come on no cherry blossoms please
oh fuck
I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it
my follow jeeps here
yes
wait there was a path
nooooo
fuck
fucking everything here you can hit
Oh fuck you, GJ. Of course. Of course. Unless... are you fucking kidding? Really?
What is that dotted shit path on the fucking map then?
Are you kidding me bro, it was further to the left?
Holy shit.
As I'm telling you bro, you it is yet.
and
let's see let's see I'm winning this one now I'm winning it right here right there in the city
okay when you say it a lot it doesn't sound that bad let's just I don't know check it out
me times I can spin in my chair let's go ready three two one we still going
nice
hi here we go here we go here we go yeah this Honda is fucking beautiful
I'll buy one of these right now.
Lock is on my side.
Even though it's a level 2.
We'll take it, we'll take it.
Nice Subaru.
Is that the civil law?
Arena Shrinking!
Yeah, don't burst each other. Let me burst you.
Get back here.
Get out of here.
Get the fuck over here!
I don't know.
It's safe to do so.
I'm gonna follow GPS the whole fucking way, okay?
Cause this is set on my phone to fastest path.
I'm cutting. I'm cutting. I don't believe it. I don't believe it at all.
I'm gonna cut right here and fly.
We're gonna do some aerial driving.
I don't know where that guy is going right now.
I don't know where he's just driving.
That's hilarious.
I'll create an insect that could have just came here and not created an insect.
Woo-jee-ah!
Holy shit, this car!
Let's find somebody to challenge somebody I think these guys are in the races because
I can't challenge them.
Does that mean he's in a race?
Technically, I could follow him, let him complete his race, and instantly challenge him, because he has a shittier car, so he'll upgrade to a shittier car anyways.
It's over, man. It's over. The thing about this VR is, you know it's over very fast.
Oh
Interesting drivers, I think I'm gonna just take a road into the city now
Yeah, like there's no way
That even is the guy.
That even is the dude.
If this guy, he's driving right towards me.
Okay, GG.
Last.
Whoa.
Last.
Whoa!
Jump off.
You're fucking kidding! You'd want more piece of shit?
Really?
Oh, and then you're gonna spin out on 300 yards and hit the biggest chunk of fucking tree?
Right.
Whatever, man.
Whatever.
Dude, get the fuck out of here, bro.
No, fuck out of here, man.
This game shall fucking die, brother!
This game will never show back!
But I'm gonna keep it going until I beat one!
At least the corn broops, where am I going? Do I go on the main road? I feel like there's never any spawns there
All right, let's see let's see let's see just one way mad one way
Come on, brother
Come on, brother manual bastard
We got a fast upgrade
I will fight you bro, I will fight you for friend.
Yeah, this city is so good.
They did a great job on the map.
Yeah, man, you just gotta follow the main road out of Tokyo, bro.
Don't take any side routes.
This is like city driving.
You take one wrong turn, you're fucked.
Oh, and you took a wrong turn, yeah, and this is where we cut.
Oh God, this is a steep hill.
Oh, he left.
He knew it was over.
The city took him out.
Now, the city took him out, bro.
He just couldn't do it.
Technically, you could farm in the city
by constantly trying to take him out.
Alright, let's go, let's go, let's go.
GPS really wants you to go all the fucking way to the left, huh?
Really?
I don't trust it. I trust my...
I trust myself.
Dude, okay. I don't know where the fuck that is
leaving you, bro.
Watch him show up right next to me.
Turn around. Let me just say, do the same.
Would have been faster taking that U-turn.
That's the question.
I'm gonna stay on the road now.
So where is he?
Oh my god!
What the fuck!
No way, is that his car right there?
No.
Where is he?
the
Oh
Way
Buddy what party you have is he's driving a shit box still I think
What's that man?
Don't trust GPS, bro.
Oh, he knows.
Uh-oh.
Oh!
No!
Yeah!
It's still possible.
Please be up hell when he can't climb it please.
Wow, what the fuck out of here, mother fucker are you kidding me bro, like I was in a level
one car oh my god that rock killed me
You can't drop incoming.
Supplies need delivering.
Buddy.
Buddy, please.
start on top of the hill so you can uh you go you can scout that works
Let's do it bro, let's do it!
You want an early battle, let's go!
What an early battle, let's do it!
What's his name?
Holy shit, we're both so bad.
You crashed too?
You wanna run?
You're a neech.
Follow GPS once again or ignore it.
Let me get out of here.
You're a fucking king!
Oh my god dude, I was trying to cut it through and I hit a fucking shed.
There it is, boys. There it is.
I'm fucked! I'm fucked!
of
I think I can. I'm pretty sure I can. I think. Actually, I'm not sure. I'm a little worried.
Yeah, this hurts my eyes, dude! Ow! What the hell is this effect?
How far is this shit?
You're kidding.
The race led me there.
Ah, we're good.
Alright, give me on the main road, please.
Holy shit.
Wait, oh yeah, the timeout isn't 1-0, uh-oh.
And I have a level 2 car, this guy is at level 5.
We have here Toyota, our Volvo, 2.42.
There's another one over there.
This thing sounds like a plane powering up.
A Subaru.
There's a plume over here.
Oh god.
And the arena shrinking.
I don't know if this is going to get, that's too far away.
I'll leave you all alone, Shraki!
Oh, Papadi!
I swear to God I smoke here.
No, oh yes, yes.
Where is this thing? It's like right here. And there's people driving right towards it.
Oh, no, they're racing.
What? Oh, is that it?
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
I got a level 9.
No, not me! Not me!
Right. Right, dude. Whatever matters. Whatever, bro. Whatever it is.
you
You
I'm losing hope, man.
Nice, he's smoked.
He's a one.
I think it's further down here.
Tell me it was on this road!
Oh shit!
You're kidding.
Oh wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, they're a fucker.
No car here. Oh, this is pretty here, though. This is nice.
Goddamn.
Oh, there's a plume.
out of the circle.
That was the one I was looking at earlier.
Do you wish you were as beautiful as that field?
Same math, same.
Oh, shit!
Ford Focus?
I mean, see if I can fight somebody.
Yeah, this whole area is fucking beautiful.
The scale is nice.
Let's run with the Vast Grass.
It's nice here.
Sounds like a mosquito.
Everybody is very far in the distance.
Shit, the storm!
I just saw a guy in the distance that I might try to fight.
He's headed here.
Oh wait, there's another one.
Before anything?
Oh shit, actual upgrade.
What the fuck?
It's rare.
You're just a downgrade.
Oh, we're- really? Okay?
Okay!
How are you alive still?
Make it, bro!
Oh, you made it.
Oh shit
I'm not gonna lose there's no way there's no way
I lost get the fuck out of here dude get the fuck out of here right right
you
You
Right here right here
The gamble for this upgrade is ridiculous.
It's up here.
Oh my god.
Good. It's up here.
Oh my god.
That's a fucking hill!
So dumb.
Oh, fuck!
of
10 flights.
I
Oh
ST is like a mash-up OST one through six official best of heart horizon series
Wow, this is okay, let's see
Why not the VODs already muted and the music gets a little potato in this game
This is a better literally a blast through all fours of music
Ancient beat
I know, I know.
I can't believe there is a phase of liking dubstep.
Interesting.
I did! I had some dubstep, alright, I like the boop.
Dude, I can definitely do this.
Oh
My god
you
You
All right, I have to win one so I can move on
Come on
The off-road on-road is very situational, it can make or break it.
You want to get a landmarks for the best upgrades, so you need to know the map.
Very nice, Swinkie.
Ah, let's see, let's see.
Who's out there?
I will verse somebody now.
Oh, look at this bridge, what the fuck?
All right, I'm going after this one guy up north.
You gotta be close.
Okay, now it's three people.
Even though I'm not really north anymore.
And I'm more west.
And there's the guy.
Alright, he just disappeared.
Really? The real players just disappeared.
What?
What?!
There it is boys. Easy. He knew it was over. He knew it was over. Smart. Smart guy. Smart
guy
All right chase this guy west or chase this guy down
I'm good have fun have fun bye
Help me!
fuck off, you piece of shit come on man
I don't know what that guy's doing I think he like fell off the bridge and like
back out
I should have got that upgrade. I still could. Wait, there's a Subaru right here.
Okay, you can't claim during
Oh, I someone said you could bro, that's as early as you can
Oh my god, a level six piece of shit, what are these garbage ass cars dude?
No way!
I think that would be an off-road tank.
Okay, this is the helliest piece of shit.
I'm literally flying.
I'm just gonna win anyways, you have a level 7.
I
Well this game
Hahaha, he's ass.
Shucks!
You have no cars on lock, that's why you have the same shit ones.
No way.
No, I don't think so.
No way, the Eliminator is based off of your Unlocks?
No way.
I don't think so.
I think there is, it's 10 sets of cars.
Now, it's 10 sets of cars that gets changed
for every tier.
brother. I don't think so. I would make this absolutely stupid. Because everybody starts
I'm not gonna find shit, I'm just gonna cut through.
Come on, man, one win!
Now, there's gotta be something weird.
Whoa!
Yeah, I'm surprised this is the best of Horizon.
This music is, uh, yeah.
Oh my.
This guy probably has a level 4.
you shut the music off in racing games you're crazy, bro music and driving are synonymous
They go hand in hand.
Combo partners.
I actually find something, because this might be the worst spot.
I see something worth it holy shit the payoff I've never had this far
This is literally cool city.
Hi to the final race. No, you want to build up to a level 10. Yeah, where is this? This
This is just on the main road out of Tokyo. Bullshit.
Bullshit, man.
I have been here before. This is just like a bunch of...
This is not usual.
Is... Is what nobody...
you
Let's see, let's see.
Yo, Viya, we need that emo of that cat and dog dancing.
I don't know if that makes sense.
I don't know if that's specific enough.
Oh, I don't have that. I don't see it.
Don't tell us what you fuck.
God damn it.
I don't know why that just whipped me back, but okay.
Shit.
I'm going to tweet the
you
You're done buddy, you're done, you're done, you're done!
It's over mate, you try.
That's alright bro, not all of us are drivers.
you
You
shake me hit a wall
alright we'll take that we'll take that we'll take that
easy bruh that he raged bruh
I know that pain I feel that pain
I feel that pain bruh I feel it
oh my god this shit
why what the hell is this man
Really?
The level 9 is chasing.
No!
Man, what the fuck?
Chasing
Oh my god, I think he flipped!
Oh my god!
He can't make it up the hill!
Fuck, I can't either!
I hate this gun. I hate it. Thank you again.
damn man
alright alright alright
I got on the road.
Why is the discord I kind of leave now and not a cap I don't know
Nothing on this road this time.
I thought I saw something here.
The I.T. is...
Nothing.
There ain't shit, brother.
This guy is driving the same road looking for an upgrade.
That's really...
Is that the same part?
I could battle him, but it's not worth doing a level 1 battle.
You both get locked into bad shit.
you
You
Guys following me to burst me as soon as I went I think
Moving that guy's night dude, I don't know what to tell you man. You just gotta operate it. It's the flaw of the game, dude
You got your ass
Yeah!
Hurry!
We're going to turn.
We're running.
Wow.
Okay, bro.
Sure, man.
I'm not sure if I can get to the top of the hill, but I can get to the top of the hill.
Oh, it's not a runner!
Please flip. Please flip. Please flip.
Not me, but him. Okay.
I'm giving up I'm actually giving up I'm thinking of giving up
I'm thinking of giving up.
I'm thinking of giving up here boys.
you
I think I went off, uh oh, whoops.
Why does this even leave you? Oh.
I didn't take that words of a lot down.
There's no way that if only the car could jump this is going off the map
Are you serious there's no exit out of here
All right, there's an exit
It was cars faster than the circle.
I probably think I'm a Honda Civic.
It's the news in the pause menu.
See how fast this car is?
I now know how that guy was like two miles ahead of me.
And when I lost the race.
I say how
Yeah, this thing doesn't care about where you are
where you are.
And this climb, any elevation?
The car is so fast, I can't control it!
and
I swear people look like they camp on the outskirts.
That sucks for him this valley sucks
This looks like it just eats you up and once you go down you're not going back up.
Oh my god.
This stupid fucking wall dude.
Oh my god.
Hiiii!
I don't know what to do with this guy, but I'm not sure what to do with this guy, but
I switched it we got it we got a Mercedes it's a better looking car
Oh shit, oh my god, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go!
So, do I switch it for Rory?
I did it, I did it.
SF-90.
No!
We both go over it.
What the hell?
Yeah, what do I do here, nothing?
I thought, by the way, there's six drivers, one's the last race.
I don't know where this is going to spit us out if he
He instantly left. I know, I know. I don't even know what the hell the cars were.
Oh my god, the top floor situation, bruh.
It's hard to tell where it's going to end up.
Oh shit whoever dude if it hits this wall it's gonna be so bad this is the shittiest place
He hit a place where he can just pop up in any direction.
Which way?
One, two, one, zero!
Turn around, what is it safe to do so?
I'll get it.
AAAAAAAAH!
FUCK YOU!
you
I
Fucking done and low and behold I popped the fuck off I told you dude
Well low and field
It's good brother
and
I just pretend it's already gone and it's never come back
It's best way to do it
And there's no one playing this anymore, it's finally dead
I don't know who the fuck that is.
Just two. Of course. Oh, of course. What if the number on the screen gets sniped? Yeah,
but like that was a fast snipe. I don't think so, bro. Fast snipe, the guy who was waiting
for me to play, that's like next level fucking no life, dumbassery, uh-uh.
If it was Shroudsur, but I'm just like a ranching counter-strikeer.
Did you watch Godzilla minus one?
Yeah, that was a really good movie.
Aren't they making a second one?
I
See you I never mind
We can't run but there were two
I'll put it
Well damn.
Look at all these people going to be right now.
Where are you going before about to go be right now?
I like this.
I like this as they go along gay.
Alright.
Let's see if I still have it boys.
Oh
Hell that I just watch
Very nice very nice
All right, I feel like the Deagle is hitting today.
There's something in the water.
There's something in the wind where the Deagle 1 tap is about to occur.
I don't know what it is.
Right, there be gas, usually is, but...
Leaning down smoke. Grenade out.
One trying to come out on.
He's leaving you.
Yeah, they're at me orange.
Smoke.
Come on down, top mid right?
Top.
One outside long going top mid now.
no bro okay I felt it on the other side one lobby
last time where
get that ass sir
if I spot him, times are gonna go back
thank you
grenade out
He's actually stalling second round.
No. Wow.
The double one digiloski.
Yeah, when you cross, somebody's left or right.
Yeah.
Yo, I hope you are in a triple up lung with you guys, orange and blue triple up lung.
What?
Thank you.
They probably have a long spawn this time.
Are you going long blue?
Okay, got one.
One tag, top mid.
It longs quiet
Watch your cat
At that right now
I think I just killed him.
Yeah, he killed me man.
Yeah.
I
Got some now
She matches speed run this one into the second 13 o boys we're going home we're going home
one to the outline, it was blind, very clear
nothing top, one suicide up in
one lock, oh recently
I'm gonna kill them.
Yeah.
Deploy flashback.
Smoke.
Grenade.
I just want to farm instead.
There's a... there's a...
I don't know.
You're gonna get back up.
I'm gonna get you out.
Chill out. We're left. Chill out.
Flashback.
No.
They're gonna fall back
I don't think he has time.
Yeah, he's not going to have time.
That's a smart play.
I thought I moved on this shot.
He scared me.
To be this round
I'll be your med
It's gonna be dollar one suicide tag
Another one
Now we're in something
fucking dammit man
as they're committed to long
I really fucking seen them.
I put in, I put in.
Right side?
Yep.
Batman!
Two thousand points.
One lower, one.
I don't see them.
Smoke.
I've got no vision.
I'm going to kill them.
One cat right now.
I'm leaving it, leaving it to be out.
I'm not afraid.
One more on cat.
Bombs.
It's nine.
X-Box.
Disappointed.
One more.
A very low HP.
One more.
just pick up the gun get him get him get him
I'm waiting there is no Lauren Lauren they're both beside
Yeah, one's down. One's up. Let's go. Really? He is enough too. Everyone has another one.
I only have one at the top
He should have killed me there, but he missed he should have
Oh no, I hop hits but as soon as you get to 23k the enemy team has plus 35% evasion
I saw nothing
mid smoke watch your cat
already have a cat
Smoked it.
Bro.
Dude, I just didn't think that they were through your smoke as you saw the enemies.
Oh shut the fuck up man.
I mean that round was fumble from the beginning.
I don't even mean to just shoot back.
We save.
We drop P-2.
Yeah, but why are you podcasting when you're dead?
Hell yeah!
Let's go!
What's going on here?
I'm down!
Grenade!
What's going on here?
Grenade!
One too low.
Grenade!
Nice lead.
I
Nice
One long car
I
Was so close he sounded like it was car
Bro, please pistol please pistol sir sir sir
I'm lucky around only one map everybody loves sand
All right, we went out here, I don't know if I'm going to peek this guy mid.
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
He's clear.
There's all the way through here.
I think they're about half a meter under us.
They're long.
Nice.
Good spread.
Holy shit, that was such a good spread.
They're actually gonna go mid to B.
Wow.
I've been working my phrase.
GTA trailer tomorrow? It's not happening, bro.
Games cancelled.
They were like, the scale of 6 was so big that we're deciding to skip 6 and just
falling at 7 and it's delayed for
I hope someone ate all that.
Probably in times.
Yeah, walking times.
one lower
let's get on the edge
one south mid-course
mid no vision
no vision cap
that's amazing! one tag on flat
Come on brother, come on brother.
You know what, I hit the scout hits, I hit the, I hit the scout shots.
Wow, no boy, you're a fucking rat bitch, buddy.
Rat bitch!
It was ready for it
One more was talking about Mendoors
and then one's running cat right now purple here and reloading
Five seven armor pushing mid eventually
lower ton pressure cat
cat, two, three
throwy smoke
fire
uptons clear
cat
yeah, lost the cat
i'm sure of that
he's holding lower tons pressure
on cat
I'm dead.
No dude, I had such a good flank.
Oh dude, I had such a good flank.
That guy was all the way up there.
Let's see if he's fine.
Terrorists win.
I should have quickly just jumped up to cat I
Heard that guy dropped down to go mid
I'm gonna fake be with green you guys go a
You guys
Okay, yeah, just hide in
That's no crash.
Okay.
It's gonna blow them in 3 seconds.
Oh my!
no dude seven six the world is a normal animal it cannot be seven six
it can't be it can't be
there's some dead bush
it cannot be like a leash
one
So she's dead.
Wanderer.
Really?
Really? I should have flashed.
I know, I know, Onix is cheating.
Onix is cheating on the team.
There's probably one more somewhere.
Dude, how is this guy?
That is a strat.
You have one guy who sucks ass,
no one suspects him but he just feeds info to the other four
it's a strat bro it's a strat
he's cheating he's cheating
so you act like the bottom frag
one corner
We don't win this round, it's not like that.
Nice.
One more sight, one more sight.
dude no fucking way
one CT
I never have a resumption
no, I'm just living like in CTs
in CTs, pushing, in CTs, pushing
one more site
gotta be flanking from long
where are you gonna, I can't see
guys, bombs down
are you kidding me
I'm just gonna get out
you kidding me dude
are another good plan for pet
I want a denture splint
I was probably going to say
I
Out the wrong boys don't I
I
I'm not usually going to splash me back.
Someone, I wanna get with you.
I'm gonna get with you, watch.
Oh, good thing I got stuck. Good thing I got stuck.
I'm gonna smoke X-Files.
Dude, fuck you. Honestly, fuck you.
One is in T-Sports.
Dude, this team is absolutely potato.
I got spawned earlier.
What?
I got super into it the last time I went back, but I'm waiting.
Oh my fucking god, this shit ass noob.
I had a flying news in the flesh.
You're under terrorist's wing.
Damn.
you want a copy yeah they play onyx there let's just rush it full out rush smoke them
then was that fucking like three or gg it's over we tried
Yeah, let's just work fix wait for them
We're gonna push him out.
Nice.
Dude!
Where's your HUD?
That literally hit your head.
Now no one's be this round, right?
Okay.
Now no one's be this round right okay
Yeah, yeah, it's not me. I mean she's the
No, the shittiest players know the greatest player
It was bad
I don't know man after this I don't know my application so I'm going to do another one I can't
I'm already tilted
I'll listen to you, I guess, or there's no sketchy shit.
of
death
of
death
of
death
long is going to push now and kill me
I mean.
Why is that guy flashing when we're like that, why would he give a waste position?
and then you left
and then you went around
that guy's cheating for sure
I'm going up eh
15 seconds full rush
drop down about 3 seconds
get under 2 this is bad
Fuck this game. Piece of shit, Ash.
Alright.
Yo, wasn't I close to 600?
Wasn't I right on the verge of 600?
Yo, okay, never mind.
Ah, let's see, let's see.
I
Sure that says NC North Carolina Yolo do not speak to me done
I'm not even double-checking. I trust the website. I trust the website. I'm gonna say I'm NC means North Carolina friend
Hmm, good guess, good guess.
No, starting off with a noob.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm going online just like a car la roadie do dirt.
Yeah, that's fucking Philippines, Bretha.
That's Philippines, Bretha.
Gigi, Bretha.
On to the next one, Bretha.
Come on man!
Goddamn boys!
Come on man! You didn't even know!
You had no idea dude!
You had no idea what they're gonna do!
Yeah, that was so fast.
Really, really?
Okay, okay.
Really? Really?
Okay, okay.
Interesting, I'm getting European-ish.
European-ish.
Okay.
Yellow buildings, yellow buildings, street sign.
Doot-hoot!
Mm-hmm.
Furu-vicken.
Hmm...
Markard. Markard.
Oh, is this Sweden?
Oh, it's fucking Sweden, dude.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I don't know if this is North Sweden.
I dunno.
Okay, okay, okay!
Mmmmmm.
Shedak?
This right here reminds me of Vietnam.
It's not though.
Peckalongan, dude.
Peckalongan.
I
Shit
I'm going Indonesia
I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take that right there, bro.
I'm gonna take that right there.
Roi?
No, no, no, the Castro.
This feels like grease, but I don't think it is.
Unless it is, but I don't think it is.
What the hell that's town is this shit?
Gugl!
Really?
Alavito?
Is this 400 about to crit me?
I don't know where we are, dude.
Is this like Portugal Spain or am I going to get slammed here?
Oh fuck.
Oh!
The reverse slam nuke.
Oh, shit. Okay, okay.
Big match. Big match.
WS-S-Z-Y-S-T-K-O.
I'm thinking this is Poland or Romania.
I think it's Poland, though.
I want to see Poland. Sure, sure. Okay, okay, this guy's trying to play. I see, I see what
you're doing here. I see what you're doing here. Fast games? I respect that. FloraVine!
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
No, dude.
This guy might be too strong.
Oh, I don't know. I feel like I'm in Ireland.
Fuck. Oh, this is gonna hurt.
That's fucking dumb that's actually fucking stupid, but okay
680 by the way. 680.
Where are we brother?
Where in Greece are we?
No idea.
No fucking idea.
Up here.
Cyprus.
Oof.
Okay.
Okay, I don't know what my mother says.
Okay, Southeast Asia.
Bro, that sign literally tells us where we are.
Um, that actually tells us.
Mala banan!
Mala-mala!
I just need a flag to know Indonesia or Philippines I don't think it's Malaysia
Yeah, Jala Jala Rizal, Jala Jala.
I swear that guy's last name is Santos, so, Philippines.
Wow, okay, ow.
This ain't looking good, boys. This is not looking good. I am very scared. I think it
might be Gigi here. High, high chance. Brother, there's no way. There is no way.
I see why this guy is 680.
U.S. Highway 19.
Winnable. Winnable to come back.
Comeback situation.
This feels like fucking...
Malta? Roy?
I'm not gonna find highway 19 guys. I'm not finding that shit. I might just poggers hit Montana and
See if he has no fucking idea
He has no idea brother
Freddy might know everywhere
Go further south bro, yes, Texas correct
that come back. Holy shit dude. Okay, okay. Dude, that would have been a one tap if I had
a multiplier. Come on! If I beat this 780, there's no way. There's no way.
every single time bro indonesia and fucking philippines dude every single
time
I'm gonna go Malaysia and be wrong
Oh, he knows dude, he knows.
Wow.
Oh!
Wow.
Oh.
Malang.
It says Malang.
It says ID for Indo.
Bullshit. Where was it?
Philippines has English?
Oh shit, 597?
UK versus America. Let's see here.
Albury swim, Hume Street.
What the fuck is this?
Is this some weird ass shit, bro? Is this Australia?
Albury, Wadoga.
Visit Albury, Wadonga.
OK, this is fucking New Zealand or some shit.
OK, we're going Tasmanian Sea build.
We're going middle of the ocean build.
please please please please
fuck
I
No idea
dude I went down the shittiest fucking path holy fuck bro what does that even
say that looks like the longest word I've ever seen therefore we are in Finland
Holy fuck, please be right.
Close!
Lay out!
Three fingers!
It was close, man.
It was close.
One, two, three.
It was close.
Eat it.
It was close. You didn't know?
For stoopin'.
Here we go with the languages. For stoopin'?
What the fuck does that even mean?
You're blus? You're kidding!
Is that like Gaelic or some shit?
Is this Irish?
Oh fuck, this is gonna hurt, dude. This is gonna hurt. Oh shit, I keep thinking it's Ireland, dude.
Oh god, it's like Netherlands. Okay, check it out. Get the fuck out of here, dude.
Brazil. South Africa.
I'm traveling down this road looking for an answer.
Anything?
You know what?
Just from vibes.
We are right here.
Array here your Rio de Janeiro
Going to the Amazon north north north north fuck you kept going south
Okay, winnable winnable
Is this double Brazil?
Whoa, never mind.
Maybe he doesn't know.
Maybe.
He knows.
I know better.
Done.
Oh!
Okay.
This is the round.
Here we go.
Oh shit.
oh shit oh shit oh fuck that it that looks like Japanese bro that's
Japanese you fucking wee bitch you don't know shit bro you don't know shit bro
dude
That was just luck.
That was lucky, bro.
It was north-south.
You flip a coin.
South?
It was obvious.
Okay, motherfucker.
Rematch.
I'm going right in the center, right in the center.
We're going we're going right there right there
Motherfucker you're 611 rated let's see let's see dude rematch
Come on man! You think it's Brazil? Go to Brazil! Go to Brazil! Go north! Go north!
Alright! Good! Good!
Wow. Kenya dude? It's rarely Kenya.
Jornstad, Bill.
Denmark?
We're like North Sweden.
Debostad?
Where you located bro?
Don't you gotta tell me where your shit is?
The Landar?
Deck Till Bus?
Deck Service?
Do you need your dick serviced?
It's Norway boys.
Send it on Norway boys.
There it is.
Easy.
Fuck, he knows too, dude.
He found Hamar.
Yeah, this guy's on another level right now.
This guy is actually finding everything.
found Hamar. I'm playing fast but he's shitting on me. That is the longest... that is too
too many words.
Okay.
Who's that?
I'm thinking this is Philippians.
That was Malaysia.
As I'm just collecting L's at this point post I'm collecting L's
Okay
Hmm, okay
Okay
I'm chilling here. I'll be on tomorrow, boys. I'll be on tomorrow. Okay, people. I will
I'll see you guys on next stream Tuesday,
probably gonna hit up some Batman and go from there.
I'll see you guys tomorrow,
follow the channel, people follow Twitter.
Yes, indeedy people, yes indeedy.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
You guys follow the channel.
Thank you for chilling, GGs.
Thank you for watching, till next time.
I will see you guys, and we are good.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Thank you guys for watching like always till next time.
Peace out, Jeff.
Enjoy your night, bye-bye.