Aaaaaaahhhhhh!
Aaaaaaahhh!
Oh
Oh my god.
Oh, some people ask me how we get off.
I'll try our guys in football.
Hello. Hello.
How are you guys doing chat?
How's life?
Yes, indeed.
Yes, yes.
How much time we got in Batman anyone know what's what's the playtime looking like can I beat it today I?
Think it's a good game, but
The shallowness the shallowness the kids game side is coming out it is if dude
It's a good game, but it is shallow
because it is a Lego game because it can't be that deep
because majority of people are gonna play it are gonna be younger yes like it's so
good but it doesn't need to be like super fucking layered systems like it's a
really good game but it doesn't I'm playing on the hardest difficulty the
combat is fun but it's very basic where the parry windows are so large and it's
a lot of square spamming but it's really good anyways it's still really good it's
really good I could I could continue I don't mind beating it I don't mind
beating it but it is you know it's an 18 hour game holy f**k
like i don't mind continuing it i'm just kind of like it's so good but
i wouldn't even say the story is like
It's more like a homage. Is that the right word? A homage? How the fuck do you say that shit?
homage to Batman because there's so many like haha references yeah it's like a love letter Lego game
if you if you like that shit no shit yeah motherfucker this is the deepest I've ever
play the fucking lego game okay but it's you know it's good shit bro okay no one's
saying it's fucking bad buddy that's the point brah
Let me see here. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Wait, this came, this came out already?
May 20th. Oh, shit. This already came out. Oh, it's early access.
I'm 5050 on this.
I'm 5050 on this. Early access deep rock survivor roguelike.
I gotta, I gotta see. I gotta see. I gotta play it. I gotta play it. Yes.
I did see this. This was confirmed. The rumors are true.
I am hyped to a degree.
I think the best dev in Warhorse Studios is the map designer.
the map designer the world designer
oh I just realized holy shit oh my god
holy fuck I didn't even realize holy shit is this a Lord of the Rings game on
fucking CryEngine oh my god
I just realized kingdom come deliverance is built on cry engine
Holy shit, bruh
Wait unreal did they confirm what they're doing that would be insane
That would be fucking crazy dude
Didn't they recently fire a bunch of devs to use AI, did they?
Warhorses testing UE5?
Yeah.
I think CryEngine might be different.
Because CDProject read abandoned RedEngine, right?
Because they're like those things of piece of shit.
then realized okay our workload and are the way we can get shit done makes way
more sense.
Who knows maybe the way they fucking the workflow is it makes it way easier on
UE5 right? Who knows war maybe they'll I feel like CryEngine's different it's
different because RedEngine the only people who use it was CDProjectRed.
It's in-house abandoned in-house engine to go to UE5. CryEngine is established.
But yeah, I didn't realize that. I hope it was CryEngine, I don't know.
Yeah, I think the best dev in Kingdom Come deliverance is the map designer, the map.
That shit fucking beautiful. Holy shit. Some of the best forest and foliage with all the fucking games we've played where there's a lot of vast forests and shit. It's a top contender.
Combat! Inventory! Some of those things are alright, but it's not something they like fully excel at.
Dude, if you think the combat is good in KCD, I feel like you, you're, you're synonymous
with the motherfucker who thinks like a fallout combat is good.
It's okay.
Dude, it's okay.
You are glazing.
You're fucking wrong.
It's all right.
It's, it's yes.
Passable is the word.
Motherfucker, we have gone from goddamn half sword to shivery to more now.
We played so many sword and board games.
Shivery has a passable combat.
They try to focus more on realism.
But like there are the combat is a little fucky.
It's a little fucky.
I would even say Witcher Combat and Substash NEMON, I'm not going to even make that comparison.
They're just both combat systems that are passable.
Two games with passable combat systems.
I need to go back and play KCD too, but I even remember in KCD, you get that one super OP move
and like you need it like that. I forgot that they had a specific master strike wasn't it master strike
and kcd2 kind of has it and I remember playing kcd2 and the combat from one to two didn't enhance
holy shit to an amount that was like oh my god it went from passable to more even more passable
That's my only thing. I need to go back and play it though. I need to go back and play it though. This is how I'm recollecting it from KCD to launch.
This is motivated me to go back.
Now the question is out of any dev that could be making a Middle Earth RPG
And now off of every single Lord of the Rings game that has sucked balls
Tails of the Shire, Dolem, whatever
These are probably the best devs that have been given DIP
These these are also the where I'm playing this shit when I'm like 40 or some shit this ain't coming at any time soon
This is like I think they're still on pen and paper or running it through their AI shit
now that they use I don't know what the fuck they're doing maybe that was one of the stipulations
maybe like the the people who give up a lot of the rings IP they're like they need to
use AI. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You can do this, but in the contract, you have to use AI. No, no, no, no, no.
They don't even know what they're saying. It's just a buzzword. And they have the money. No, no, no, it
has to. We don't need to do that. No.
Do you guys use the AI? You have to use the AI.
They'll put more gay scenes bro you're still worried about that show bro at this point
bro just come out of the closet buddy this guy's already fucking panicking they're even
dead bro they haven't even started and this guy's thinking about it bro they haven't
even started I'm thinking about fucking Gandalf the orcs and this guy's already thinking
They haven't even wrote a single line of code.
Someone open the fucking door for this guy.
Holy shit.
Open the closet door, bro. Walk out.
That's crazy, man.
They're also doing a Kingdom Come adventure.
Oh, yeah, true. I wonder what that means. I hope we're going on an RPA New Kingdom Come adventure.
I gotta go back to KCD, too. I gotta go back.
Because even though I was saying the combat was passable, I'm like, wait, maybe it was actually, I'm being too harsh.
I
But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, well who else who else I can't think of anybody else who could do a good one
There's no dev
What dev would you give the Lord of the Rings IP to
Oh
Crimson desert devs
Oh, you know what man
This whole fucking gaming industry is about people copying dissecting an idea that was good and then
Putting their spin to it and seeing if people like it dumbasses will say copy others will say oh shit. This is actually good
um
Any other RPG going forward that does open world, take a fucking book, take notes from Crimson Desert.
If they, the exploration was so good, and the rewards throughout the map were so good.
If you had that type of exploration in a Lord of the Rings map, that'd be so fucking good dude.
That'd be so good
We need more of that
Dissect that shit and put it in your RPGs. Do what they did. They know what they're doing
Eight years in development
God damn what a payoff
Holy fuck
eight years in
development
You'd look lost a you get shit reviews, and you're like motherfucker
Aware motherfucker, and then goddamn the players are like whatever this shit was so good
Knock it out of the fucking park
Yeah, man. Do you think CDPR would do a good Lord of the Rings game?
Um, if it was heavily RPG, like if you wanted to have podcasts with Gandalf and everybody,
To me, know that sounds kind of boring because everybody knows the fucking gist to Lord of
the Rings.
We don't need to talk to an NPC for an app.
They each their own.
They're good with lore.
If it's more original lore, I'd rather more action oriented for Lord of the Rings because
the theme of Lord of the Rings is so implied. What do you mean such an el take? Or read the
fucking book or some shit? I don't know. Yeah, I'm a more RPG Lord of the Rings with a Witcher design.
I mean,
Good. Shadow of Mortar was great, bro. Shadow of Mortar was great. The combat was good.
The story was 50-50, you know. If it was more, if it was more Shadow of War, fine. How about
fusion of more shadow of war style combat with witcher three more narrative narrative on the witcher
three combat on the shadow of war fusion everybody's pogging
People hated the story of Shadow of Bordor, hence why I said the narrative is poor Witcher.
The Nemesis system was cool.
I mean, shit, I hope it is like there's a bounty system.
There's like fucking orcs and elves you got to go kill.
We'll see, man. I'm still skeptical about the combat, dude. War War Studios, the combat?
Brother! Brother! Let's see, let's see. Let's see, let's see. Still, still good devs. Still really good devs.
Remember the return of the king movie game combat.
Will probably a third person due to license.
Through.
Has there ever been a first person a lot of the rings game.
I don't think so. It's almost like because they always want you to show the character. They don't want the first person view.
They want, like, if you're playing fucking Proto, it needs to be third person, like they, the Frodo needs to be, you're not going to see in the eyes of Frodo, you're going to be above.
Yeah, so I think that kind of guarantees unless this is them make, this is going to be their first, first person. I mean, they're giving it to a studio that does.
That's the other thing this game the studio only does they only have the studio has kingdom come deliverance and kingdom come deliverance to that's their only games.
So if they go third person, this would be their first third person attempt.
True. I mean, the guy who made this studio did make Mafia, which was a third person game.
That's the other thing.
And I don't know, bro. It's not just that it's not that simple. It's a whole directive
change going from first to third person. I feel like, right? I don't think it's just
Just add it.
KCD would be more fun with chivalry like combat.
Yeah, if it was more shiv style, but then more try a bit more realism.
That guy left the studio to make a movie.
Oh wait, didn't he do that?
The dude who the dude who made warhorse studio the founder left or the co-founder
The Daniel Vobra guy
He was the dude who worked on mafia. He did not leave. Oh
There's a state of play announced I
Mean Chevrolet see man. Let's see literally Amazon canceled their Lord of the Rings
Project every single Lord of the Rings project is cancelled. It's been literally thrown in the trash
Now this is the latest of
Any sort of Lord of the Rings game in development
this
This is the only game now
So now wait four years and as long as it doesn't get cancelled. I will be streaming it when I'm 40
Because this shit's coming out in 2030 or something.
Uh, State of Play returns on June 2nd over our long showcase.
Show includes an extended look at Marvel's Wolverine, plus news and updates on upcoming
PS5 games, 5pm Wednesday.
Oh shit. Okay. Okay. Straight of slop.
This fucking guy.
There's motherfucking.
Oh yeah, this dude right here.
King and Co. Deliverance Director, Daniel Vauvera, stepping away from Game of the Rider and Designable, and said, how am I supposed to produce a King and Co. movie?
Oh yeah, it was a movie.
This was the dude who, he was the director, writer, and game designer.
I thought this guy made the studio warhorse.
I don't know who was the writer for it.
He did.
He made Mafia and the studio.
Oh, he is the co-founder, oh, I mean, shit, bro.
A kingdom come deliverance movie.
Wow, huh.
I mean, it's a tale of the son of a blacksmith
who is a fucking regular-ass motherfucker
in the 17th century or whatever.
And then like slowly moves through the ranks.
Yeah, who's directing it?
Our 14th century.
What is this shit?
I mean, it's more historical.
It is more, it's a historical game over.
Christopher Nolan, maybe.
Did you watch the boys finale bro is my shit fucked what the hell is going on here
Okay
New stranger than heaven official combat overview this will chat type one real quick type one
Why does it feel like my shit is delayed?
Okay, never mind. We're good.
Weird.
Let's see. Let's see.
Wolverine is such an interesting release now.
I wonder what else this is going to show?
Hogwarts Legacy 2?
I don't know what to tell you Hogwarts legacy was fucking awesome. Okay. It was a great game
It was it was a great fucking game that show was a treat to play the sequel
Let's see let's see let's see. Oh, yeah, I'm on the wrong steam account true
Yeah. Time to replay it. I would not replay Hogwarts Legacy. I would not replay it. It's not
not really. It's like it's like kind of a replayable game.
Hogwarts is like you give it your first play is like a fucking you finish the whole burger
you fucking eat all the fries even the little fucking crumbs and then then then you fucking
hear the little bubbly noise at the end of the damn drink and then you leave, okay?
It was great. And then a second one, I'd rather wait for the sequel.
Always with the food analogies, motherfucker, it's relatable asshole, all right?
It's a goddamn, there's a lot of different languages in this channel, okay, a lot of different people.
Everybody knew what the fuck I meant.
That fuck, what the fuck else am I gonna relate it to? Nature or some shit?
Woodworking?
Everybody fucking eats.
Pottery, I don't know.
Spellcasters Chronicles shutting down oh my god bro this game didn't even take off it
was stuck on the landing it was stuck on the fucking landing strip holy shit dude I played
the demo for this game. Wait, this game, did this game even come out? Yo, fuck multi bro.
Fuck developing multiplayer games, brah. This trailer was cool. The art was cool. They tried
making like a MOBA-ish hybrid where you're like a god and you spawn minions down and
uh like kill others but it was not like super the gameplay wasn't very visceral it was kind
of like oh okay sure brother early access feels fucking bad free to play early access
And just boom shut down three months after
God damn, bro
Come on man
That's the thing though, bro, that's the thing people shit on these games, but yeah, they tried okay, they fucking tried
But holy fuck it's like you're going dude
developing these games it's like you're going against a massive wave and you're
like I'm gonna I'm gonna sail in that direction here we go let's go that way
and then if you survive you have a fucking hit but most people will just
the boat's gonna flip
I played it. Most people have no idea this game even came out. RIP. I'm debating on Lego
Batman or just playing random shit. I'm debating. I could finish Lego Batman. I'm not going
to be here tomorrow. It's going to take like three days. Hitman, I can't switch to Hitman.
Batman was really good. I could continue. It's fun. It's fun, but it has its fleeting.
It has its fleetingness to it because it's a Lego game at the end of the day, but it's
It's still really fucking good.
007 though, this shit is being beaten to the T.
You can even fucking Gamba.
Can you do a long form Gamba?
This game will be beaten.
1000%, you can even bro, this is, if you...
you
I
Tiffany slider, okay, we got those what about the actual fucking loop
Was it what do we feel here?
I've played with a veteran the weird part is the game isn't a lot of options
Okay, and it should be funny you need to check out the stout genre get by yourself and with friends
Game runs smooth, blah blah blah
I don't know wait what PVP VE wait so do you want do you verse people
Play as one of two skilled thieves, each with their unique talents.
No heist ever plays the same, whatever.
Solar co-op.
Use all your gadgets.
One of three missions, 16 contracts for our campaign.
Sha, why don't you try this ship, bro?
That looks ight.
Check how many players.
It looks ight.
What is this, Sporbs?
We got it, what do we got here?
we got it what do we got here hey this is my game sports it's an incremental game
about harvesting alien organisms on a planet you crashed on it's got a
relaxing feel to it something to help you switch your brain off for a few hours
as you progress through the skill tree you'll get more powerful uncovering new
areas and unlocking unique abilities it was important to me for sports to feel
as satisfying as possible so I spent a lot of time and polish
I'm doing the art and composing the music myself. I really hope you like it.
Huh. Sure, man.
I look like it could be satisfying.
Official reveal trailer for Project Rabbit.
Uh, what do we have here? You playing this tomorrow?
tomorrow I'm not it's a regular week I'm not gonna be here tomorrow but looking
at that trailer I don't think so is that from the Disco Elysium devs
Project Rabbit. Let me see. Two hours ago?
Shhh. Be careful. I chased the white rabbit and when I woke up I was in a completely
twisted world
Sure, sure, bruh, sure.
And it doesn't look bad, bruh.
Just looks like a variation of been there done that.
Ambors of the Un-Crowned.
Buddy, buddy.
Don't tell me you've been playing
scuff Diablo on the phone
You just you're so down bad on how much you spent on the game that you're just locked into playing a shittier Diablo
Because you have to because you've spent so much fucking money at this point
Diablo with wow buttons
It's like a lost arc.
I gotta see more.
Drop the bat it kind of looked like a,
embers of the uncrowned.
Chad whose, is this a new one people are looking forward to?
Am I missing it?
shit brah
shit brah so refreshing oh that's why they are making it y'all whatever dude
this genre bro arpg's
I like these fantasy games bro there's so many bro there's so many and they're all just like slight variations of each other that all missed the fucking mark
where it's like looking back if you've played any of these it was actually a waste of time
because they're all just like slight variations of just like
not worth it. You want to play the peak of the genre not like a derivative that is a piece of
shit. Like, I feel like there's 20 of these fucking games. And then once you get to the
end of the grind, unless it's like, I don't know, it's kind of like, Oh, well, that was
it's not worth it. People have fun. So they play it. Yeah. This is an MMO. There's Raids.
Let's see. Let's see.
I see this goes not a waste of time, motherfucker. I told you.
Counter Shrek is like going and fucking shooting hoops.
That's a big game. You're going and like getting gear.
To like kill something to eventually have the gear suck because you have to then grind more because they need to release more content for you to then grind further.
There's always like a.
It's like a bar that they just need to extend.
To make it so to layer out the grinding more or like.
Lower the bar so it's easier to obtain the highest here.
Depending on how much time you put into it.
Grind for a month, so it can be meaningless in three to six months because in order for the game to survive, they need to nerf you or make it so your gear is shittier so there's a higher, more powerful gear tier.
You don't get that in a game like Counter Strike. It's like shooting hoops.
Like I said, your the rules are there, the consistency is there. It's now the player.
Ladder gets reset. Yeah, but
what the fuck was I looking at? Oh yeah, this is going to determine if I care about this game
or not the theme I like this is going to determine if I actually care about this game the combat overview
let me see let me see
where we are here
Oh
Okay, wait
Oh shit
Oh so it's way more of a brawler.
Yo!
Dude!
Yo!
You can say that you can design the moment of the final attack by looking at the opponent's actions.
You can attack with the tackle by pulling the LT and the RT at the same time.
You can also use the tackle to attack with the mount.
Okay
So this is like Samson, but the dense know what they're doing
I'm gonna bro that game. I hope they make a sequel
I was one of my favorite games of the year.
Okay, I'm just saying this now might be the closest we'll get to the sleeping dogs too.
This is now slated into the slot.
What else bro?
What else?
another game.
War Horse is doing a Lord of the Rings game?
I don't believe you did.
I don't believe you.
I can play DRG.
I'm debating between playing DRG or just continuing Batman.
I just know I'm not going to beat it.
I know I'm not going to beat Batman until Friday.
Try, I want to see if I like it.
Try what?
Oh, the DRG game?
The supplies are going to deliver themselves?
I know, man, I know.
Arma is now a game I can always go back to.
If you play Batman all day, you'll beat it today.
I don't think so.
I just got done with Joker.
This comes out in two days.
I
Be advised
I've gone to demand days to go down to the pit. Abandon demand to dead. Slip left side, and the bullets came together.
Yeah. Jack Bragg said a video on this.
I was a flash of need on them since kids covered them.
Sure, man.
Why not?
Maybe.
Bro, I know I'm majestic.
I was talking about it for like 30 minutes, man.
I'm aware.
Forza Eliminator, dude.
I would rather drive in real life.
Lock that game mode.
Oh shit. I don't know what I'm doing. What the hell am I doing, boys?
What's the flat air boys?
Where's this DRG game?
How are we doing here?
Let me switch accounts.
Uh, change accounts.
What are we doing here, guys?
What are we doing?
What's the plan?
Let me see, deep rock galactic rogue core.
It's hard to tell from the reviews if it's a good game or not.
Let me download it hold up God damn it man
It came out one hour ago
Dude, I will play...
Oh, I missed it.
Yeah, I will play Blood Money.
I need to figure out when I'm playing Blood Money.
It has to be before 007.
Not today. I can't abandon Batman and then go there.
All right, Rogue of CORE.
Mm-mm-mm.
All right, let's see if this is good.
Bro, LEGO is not dog shit, man. It's a phenomenal game.
Welcome to Rokor.
We are excited to finally share the early access version of the game with you.
with you. Rokor is not a finished game. We as game developers have taken it to its current
state, but now we need your help in order to take it to 1.0. Your feedback will help
us make Rokor the best game it can possibly be. If you want to share your feedback with
us, you can do that on our Discord server on Steam on Reddit. And remember, this is
just the beginning. You can expect more content and improvements as we continue
the game development. Thank you for taking this journey with us. Now go take back the
minds of Hoxas, Rogginstone Reclaimers.
Okay, that's the first time I've seen an early axis where it shows the dev talking
about it. Can't get any more transparent than that though, right?
Larry and did it?
The core has gone rogue.
Okay.
Yes, survivor was good.
And they do it three times
All right, I think we're going right into it
Okay, relax
I will grant your PCAA to clearance for active duty.
Hold up, sir, I need to fix on my shiiiie.
Moishiiieee.
Let me just...
Ah, okay, I think we're good.
Apply.
Done.
Oh shit.
can't see your feet in 2026. Voice chat, true. Okay, how does this game work?
from the outside
Barrier drones
Okay
Oh, I'm never getting used to those barriers.
Remove post-processing, that's what's making it blurry.
I don't think, instead it's a low, you can't shut it off.
Oh we can throw flares with F? Yeah it's definitely has a blur.
What the fuck?
Check that I miss it? Was there other settings?
I miss it here. The weapons crate?
Oh, by the way, approach the equipment crate and press E to call the R.E.P.D. to unlock
it.
I'm found the tutorial on what where oh, okay. Oh, yeah, this is actually fucked. I
Think me changing the post-processing like mess it up even further
Okay
Approach the great
The GK2? It's green!
Oh, you can get two. Zip line, platform gun, anti-grab, emitter.
Let's try the launcher. Okay.
yeah yeah yeah hold up give me a second
give the view 120 normal vision deficiency
why the fuck
does this look like this
Huh whatever
Yeah, maybe once you're out of this tutorial to change that
All tabs to check eternal skin
Oh, can I Ludge Grab?
Oh yeah, you can.
I think you can.
I needed to shoot it a little higher.
I started to say grab.
Okay, lol.
What the hell, that doesn't even get up here.
What do you mean, too steep?
Right click it?
There you go. There you go. There we go.
Tunnels are often blocked by core resin user pickaxe. Okay, here we go
We have
Yeah, that's health
Xpernaite.
Okay.
Oh, that does a lot of damage.
Okay.
Oh, that does a lot of damage.
You probably go like pickaxe build.
There's a melee class on the sword.
Oh.
It's the same thing as the last one.
It's more of just like, it's a roguelike.
So yeah.
mobile mobs, get upgrades, boss, etc. with abilities. I don't think they're trying to
reinvent the wheel with this game. You know what? The RG survivor was really good. It's
like probably top 5 van survivor. So just from the gameplay being satisfying, so like
these guys could just have a good gameplay loop for a traditional road like
wait, call that right over there? oh, okay
So you'd have to do this, alright? Sure.
Hold on, brother!
Crap, an upgrade? Wait, uh, call everything in a positive.
Crap, an upgrade? Ow.
Excuse me?
We're even currently unavailable.
Unless this has to be here.
I need more. Oh yeah, it says 120, I'm blind.
It says XP. Yeah, there's like an XP symbol there too.
Where is the R.E.P.D.?! I need it!
Oh, it just hooks you up with it.
More health, spawn, kill it away, while you have less than 50 minutes.
That creates red sugar chunk, base health, health replenish.
Why not?
Okay.
Toolkit locator.
Workbench operator, hold the other workbench at the location of the missing toolbox here.
Activate it and use the workbench
We're still in the tutorial let it let it all come together and we'll see
I'm bad. What am I looking for? I think the yellow is the workbench or the toolbox
I think it's right here
Fold E at the right end of the location, actively use the workbench.
What the fuck?
I'm stuck on the tutorial, how do I grab that? I'm bad.
All right, you can actually dig the ground in this game.
I thought you could only dig the uh, wharf.
Recoil, damage is poisoned, bullets of mercy.
Chain hit chance?
Dwarves dig? Yeah, I know you could technically just dig all the way down on a level and be
like whatever.
Bioboosters offer a selection of upgraded-related-upgraded user transgender.
Of course the Biobooster impressively initiate the hacking sequence.
Hack and use the Biobooster.
Okay, what does this do?
What am I doing here, oh I think I see you, oh okay.
No problem.
That's an interesting hack method.
charge one five is rather over each electrocuted enemy
Let's see let's see
All right, I got the gist.
I got the gist.
I see what we're doing here.
Is this the 120 FOV?
A loot bug.
Is this the 120 FOV?
A loot bug.
Okay call the elevator okay I think we're ready.
I think because we're in like a trading module this like overlay will disappear.
damage numbers are nice
Oh my god, I missed.
You are?
I'm not sure what that does.
I actually have to manually repair it.
Oh
Just flow away
Is that my ability recharge
Let's see how this game actually plays now
All right
Okay, so these are all the characters
Guardian I'll play this solo but you can go up to four players
I don't like the falconer spot. Are you able to single out targets with your crit dart exposing their weakness for great greatly increased crit chance?
Slicer you move up closer enemies and slice them.
As the recline of it or wind your own personal time allowing you to act without taking responsibility for any consequences.
That seems very strong.
The QBLA Rage Passive has one final backup plan in case all else fails.
Need something stupid done? I'm yet more.
Maybe, maybe. Select Recon. Why not?
Servers are overloaded?
Activate terminal combat. Oh, this is just a tutorial. Okay
Okay, that's just stuff to do enhancements, okay overworld overworld currency upgrades loadout
Boosterdeck bio booster decks
Alright, I think these are the upgrades you get that you can kind of tweak in-game.
Unlock slots.
Okay, okay.
You can change your main Pittax.
Visual.
Character customization.
Sure, sure, sure.
Air color oh
Oh, you can unlock a bunch of stuff bay empty. All right, I'm ready
Foxes for
Reclaim a facility recover cameras summon a gatekeeper process expedite in the repd
server list depth do1
Complexity facility length complexity one okay, this is the one star
Oh, whoops, I didn't mean to do that
Solo join solo
Let's see, let's see
Brother this is a brand new game. It looks like DRG. Yes, but it's a brand new game, brother. This is their latest title
21,000 meters!
Oh my god, did I never take a gun?
Oh, it always starts here and nevermind.
Oh, it always starts like this every match.
Okay.
I can't tell if this game has good music or not.
It seems kinda meh.
It's crazy how much better it looks without that VR simulated bullshit.
of the line. That shit was horrible. This is not, now actually looks palatable. Oh, that's
when you set your respawn point? Oh, I wasted it.
Oh, oh, oh God.
Oh, good thing that still opens and doesn't lock.
So no matter what, you go back to that time.
It's like Dually's.
And a flare gun, a platform gun.
This is a zipline launcher.
Oh!
It is Dually's.
All right, let's see.
Do all threes all!
I caught along the third time around on the top left so the core of course on waves will arrive
We're not collecting this this looks important
All right, we can't mind everything apparently okay, it might everything apparently
Great time for a rewind
He's shooting my kills.
Alright, we need a lot of this stuff.
I think one of the quests said like 50 or something.
It's random bot with me is carrying
Well your expedite bar show is on the top right, okay
Oh, there's a workbench here to activate tool locator
Alright, let's see what we have.
Oh, so this is kind of far away.
Whoa, the map?
What the fuck, where is it?
Unless it's that yellow thing up there, the tutorial, it was a different color.
I
Know where are you
Sorry
Drops a lot of this stuff that we need
That for flair? Oh my god, that makes a massive difference, huh?
Clicks for power axe? Oh shit.
I must have enough for an upgrade.
I think I'm just gonna leave. Yeah.
Activate lift, activate lift.
Is this not the way forward?
Looks like there's a pathway up there.
There's two lift buttons.
Come on, man.
Does this work?
Oh, you can mine on the zip.
I feel like I'm taking too long.
oh nice you miss an HP control left click for copper to mine for you
Oh you can up here Cooper.
I think.
Yes.
Oh you can make him go in mine.
Oh nice, okay.
Oh interesting, okay, okay.
Oh you gotta find the elevator.
later. So you gotta find the cable. Oh, this way. Is there a timer? There must be, because
I could just chill here and like just keep collecting stuff, right? I'm probably not
a timer but I don't see anything. Like does it get more and more difficult as time goes?
It looks like maybe the diamond?
Oh yeah, the diamond is filling. Uh oh.
You just gotta auto follow.
I got him.
Oh, he does auto follow so I don't have to call him.
Hello!
Well, cover me!
Oh, it continues to relapse off.
There it is, bruh. Double melee damage. I don't use the fact that you and melee get
stunned. Okay.
Why not? Why not?
Oh, that's the wrong weapon.
Zip line right inside their portal.
What the hell was that?
Oh my god.
I did a flare more often.
Alright, let's solve the cable up.
Okay, we got another- oh wait, this is just like the tutorial.
Gets a level 2.
Looks like a down syndrome borderlands.
Okay, someone put a dash.
Put that in the trailer.
Put that shit in the trailer.
Oh
I don't like this area!
Bro, don't kill me, dude!
That's like a beam!
Actually might die here.
Ah!
Oh, Ammo's not looking too good.
We'll take it.
Oh, we gotta make it all the way down to level 4 and I got my ass kicked.
Nice.
Okay, watch out for the ceiling. There's an unusual. That's what a cave leeches
armored mobs higher occurrence of course bomb clamorheads and creeper vanguards
I don't know. Let's just go with this one.
I'm hurting and ammo I think ammo shouldn't be a thing in this game and most fucking boring
dude you need to collect ammo in these games boring the whole point is to spray and pray
and just kill shit not like ammo and ammo controls whatever you get ammo easily
yeah but then why make it why if it's easy to get why make it a game-play
mechanic
these games inherently you're just supposed to like spam your shit and get
stronger and not care about fucking ammo.
Oh!
Down on those course boner guys.
Alright, let's see, let's see.
You gotta keep picking this shit up because you gotta try to get as many upgrades as you can I think.
Oh
Yeah, I need like permaflares
Oh, there we go.
Um, most pretty enemies in dodge, damaging, and enemy applies suppressing fire stack.
An adhesive snare on kill, let's see what the fire stack is.
I make it so he shoots faster
Red sugar there's some body armor over there
Okay, let's see
And now we go. Which way forward?
Ba-na-na, ba-na-na.
That was one of the dudes in the collective.
Oh, you can toggle the headlight? Oh, nice.
Bro, is that the way forward?
What the fuck?
Is it up there? That's where the wire goes.
Oh, okay.
I know, there's fucking R E P D bro, come on, almost full.
Got another one.
hit replenish ability cooldown power tackle down sending still provides ability
turn around mid a little goodly weak copper movement street why not critical
recharge
Nice very nice
This is such a fine piece of engineering
All right
Let's go let's go
Oh, this is the toolbox.
Oh, there it is.
Nail, nail, nail.
It would spawn right next to my workbench.
Okay, chain hit chance, armor piercing or yes, reload speed, rate of fire.
Alright, that's definitely faster.
don't need that anything in here we got
everything. It's always reloading. Wow. There's more body armor down here.
Ah.
Which way? Which way? This way.
Come on, touch down here, now!
Man, man, man!
Ew!
Oh my god, what the fuck?
That was the worst timing.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
Oh
Oh, that thing has a heart in the front.
Okay, okay.
Why not, why not?
How's the game?
I think it's alright.
Nail, nail, nail, nail.
What do we have here?
another hack? Oh you can just spam, I thought it locks you out, you can just spam. Holy
Shit's like the hands insane
Oh, there's an animal here. I need this revive speed. Yeah, it's many different things
supply
I'm a place
Maddening
I'll be in it
of
the
share
Oh, the power strength is a lot of damage.
Remember!
Add XDD!
We're small, we're small, we're small, we're small, we're small!
Sheeeee!
Hehe!
Okay, okay.
Alright, let's get to the boss.
Imma get to the boss.
Invisible creepers?
Hell no.
Much better with people.
I don't believe you.
I don't think it will change that.
I don't think so.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
All right, what do we have?
Can you play Helldiver solo?
Helldiver solo can be fun.
I would say...
I feel like Helldiver's is...
You can enjoy it both ways.
How cool, I feel like you're gonna have fun both ways.
It doesn't need to be killed off.
You would die so fast.
You can play it solo, what do you mean?
Deal Millidamage magazine size or damage
Oh, wait.
She gives insane upgrades. Another one.
Crazy upgrades.
I gotta go down this way.
I need more armor.
Are you done with CS2?
The last time I played, I could only handle one match because it was so defeating.
The game has been repairing my solo part.
CS might go into hibernation. It's it's been rage inducing actually
But they have pitch today
Yeah, you know when the off hits man, it's it was still
You know no life drop of the 10 give these
Thank you, man
Over here about that
Okay, that's upgrade
Look out for the games I've been able to play and then play this solo!
Motherfucka, there's a difference between co-op and multiplayer!
Massive difference!
I just like the competitive nature of some things, okay?
We'll get located at.
Bam, bam, bam.
Okay, okay.
hit rate of fire weak point damage reload speed we got a reload build
oh there's some armor yeah no life bro you know you do not need to do that
friend, but thank you very much man.
Oh, I made it. Yeah, thank you though, bro.
The MVP of no life.
Rune!
You sadly grab it if the bot mines? Yeah, it seems that way.
He just mines it, he doesn't collect it.
I need the process to talk!
Don't be a creeper!
Oh my god, I'm out of ammo!
No way I'm getting ammo fucked right now.
Oh
No
Did I actually got bro really ammo count? Oh my god, it's so stupid
Watch this let me get revived. Oh, I think the bot revived me
Shout one sec
I
Level 4. Somehow I lived. Does this go right to the boss?
Oh my god, I have no ammo at all still.
I
Don't know what that 912 does when I have two weapons. I don't know
There's fall damage either
Come on man.
Time to mine, Kinko.
That slander will no longer be smacking- Ow!
There's all damage.
eliminate this area
Don't kill me brother don't kill me
All right, I'm at full HP. Now I need full ammo. And then I'm pretty good.
9-12 is spare to reload the gun with? Then why doesn't it reload? I don't think so.
Oh, did I have zero of 912 earlier?
Oh, I swear it didn't say zero and I had no ammo.
Right here.
Let's see, let's see.
Oh, so it's not straight to the boss, you actually have to do a little more here.
mine's pretty fast upgrades now
My reload is actually instant now.
Nobody knows. It wasn't good. Oh, there's more here.
Time to upgrade.
Um, weak point killer, that was all I needed.
This isn't a fire to all critical hits.
Excuse me, I need some help.
Redifier, that's all I need.
Ah, see what we have here.
We're going.
No more, no more collection.
There's no way I'm going to collect enough before the boss fight.
I should pick that up, but I'm not going to.
Oh!
What?
You haven't done shit, bro!
Let's see, let's see.
Ultra Rock the gatekeeper?
What the fuck am I doing?
I'm going to run out of ammo, actually there's ammo everywhere.
one
I got a dunk it
of
the
Okay, the thing is destroying right now.
are you fucking kidding?
I'm trying.
Fuckers hit me so hard.
I'm gonna die here six five years
There's always reloading.
This is like easy as never going to be, so like, you know.
Oh, fuck it, man! Fuck it, man!
You're kidding.
You're done?
I still got it boys world first
What can I say what can I say
I don't know man this game's not it this game's not it that was cool I like DRG survivor
better maybe you know I will sign up I barely played DRG as well the game is wicked popular
so don't listen to me. I prefer the DRG survivor loop. Yeah, this is okay. This just feels like
a super roguelike that is DRG. So yeah, there's other roguelikes to play. They're not doing
something like super unique where you're going to experience something new if you play a lot
of roguelikes that are fps's you know that was all right you see this i did see that broider we
talked about it earlier did you open do you open the then close to the mic to farm that email what
are you talking about chat the hell is he talking about you should play it with friends um i don't
I don't think it would make a difference.
I don't think so.
I don't think so, bro.
It makes a huge difference in DRG.
I'm imagining it. I don't I don't think so that looks like just another
uh-uh you're right you're overselling the co-op if you play a solo or a co-op sure man
it does really bro I don't think so
It makes a huge difference. It gets harder and you need teamwork.
All right. Streamer takes are hilarious. Oh really, bro. Yo, leave me be. Let me detach from the fucking game and move on this fucking guy over here.
guy over here let me detach I tried it bro I tried it and now I'm detaching it was cool bro you
go fucking play it man
Go snipe in Tarkov. I don't know about that dude. I don't know about that dude.
I said I was gonna delete this fucking app, but I still watched a rage queue.
I mean a rage watch.
I would have deleted this shit off my phone, but sometimes they check in to see what this
dumb ass is doing.
I fucking hate him.
Why have you tried this? It's so good.
Don't make me go back into the heli. All right. Don't make me.
I was let me just a certain dominance real quick and a game that takes someone say someone
say you could just submit your win loss in this game and get into some pretty
high level job positions.
I know. I know.
wait if you beat the eliminator you get a driver's license buddy I beat the fucking
eliminator dude I did it for hours and it took the stupidest RNG spawn of getting
a that game mode is dumb because it's so heavily relies too much on RNG on your
car to win the whole thing. I won because I got a level 9 car.
Two minutes into the match. That is not every BR though.
But the swing, the gap swing is insane. You can still clutch with
other stuff, but like you can't verse.
No, the gap of car, it doesn't translate the same.
I hide and seek hider win
Boys I'm tired of fucking arguing with you guys. Do you motherfuckers not played have you played forza horizon? Have you played the Eliminator?
Does anyone echo the fact that it sucks ass or is it truly a skill issue?
You're really, really, it's a skill issue, really.
Mmm.
Okay.
It's a skill issue.
Don't play this shit.
Buddy, where else do I go? Huh?
Where else do I go?
Pfft...
Where the fuck else do I go, man?
Uh.
Where else do I go, man?
These are my people.
All right, who's out there boys let's see actually shit before I start this give me a minute
Hi, we're good.
Who's out there?
Who's out there right now?
Really?
Alright bro, let's see here!
What the fuck?
This guy single-handedly funded the whole damn bed team with the microtransactions.
What the hell is this?
I feel like he's gonna kick my ass.
I know for a fact that as a person who plays this game I know there is a mental illness
amongst us.
If you fucking bought all that shit
Another level respect our respect
Respect
We're gonna save that I'm gonna save that I'm gonna save that left apple for later
I'm saving that for the future.
Oh, the tech, the tech.
Are you kidding me?
I lag spiked on the j-dude.
It's Kazman.
I'm playing in Japan.
These are Japanese people.
for the host. Oh my God. We're good. We're good. Okay. Mm hmm. I regret this. Let's put
here oh god how am I doing this right now
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Chat believe, believe. Just believe. I know what I'm doing.
Okay, okay. Buddy, all this DLC, you don't have a fucking watermelon? Really?
Oh my god! Dude that needs to turn into... that is actually... thank you.
Hmm... weird drop. Weird drop situation here.
There's no way I'm losing this. There's no way.
Yes, he has quad lemons completely screwed up. There's no way.
I'm playing Atrocious, but he's on another level of screwed.
Brother brother the surrender button was made for the
The surrender button was
Wow
Oh shit, maybe it was made for me.
Really we're doing this right now?
You're gonna fucking give me this trash now?
I needed it an hour ago.
These pineapples are never gonna meet. There's no way.
What a horrible launch position.
Dude, you're joking right now.
He made a wonder.
What was that?
Insane?
Okay dude.
No wonder you got all the DLCs.
No wonder I would buy him two, that was that good?
I would buy them two if that was that plug!
Hold on, hold on, shoot, shoot!
A push.
Ah
Interesting interesting situation interesting I see you I see you okay
Okay, chill, chill, dude, this guy's literally insane right now.
I believe, I believe they will meet.
Dude, the spins stopped because they're connected.
Now he has some Sleek of Hacks.
They're not even rotating anymore.
What a ring piece of shit.
I need those to- I'm holding dude.
You can stay here, man. I hope you don't have any appointments.
I will be too. I will make a watermelon.
I'm taking the scenic route.
No? Am I- Am I getting shot at, dude?
Oh, dude, that's an apple right there, into a lemon combo.
If I push this here, it's gonna mess up.
Okay.
Maybe this will do it.
I'm gonna push.
What?
Dude.
That is...
That is a lemon.
Okay.
Oh
I was hoping that would lift the Kirby up. I think it might be Gigi
I think that's Gigi right there
I
Never
Finally a damn gamer, okay
Good warm up
I don't surrender bro, I don't
Alfie go get a job man
Mm-hmm.
Oh, that lemon connection.
Oh, I was hoping that was gonna move over. It didn't.
That's sad
We have here all insane tumble into a lodge that is actually stupid.
Okay, that is incredible
Wow
This might be GG
Okay, never mind.
The gods.
Had another tale in mind.
The gods.
Deemed the journey different.
Ooh, bring that apple down, bro.
Bring that apple down, brother.
Come on down.
The price is right.
What a fine.
Oh well, let me see what's going on the other side.
Oh, adorable.
I think the opponent's like 12.
I remember my first video game.
All good, all good.
This is a lesson on winning and losing though.
It's a good lesson, it's a good lesson.
Gotta learn it eventually.
All the lodging!
You piece of shit!
All good, all good.
Oh, I actually can potentially watermelon this.
Potential, insane watermelon inbound.
Potential for insanity inbound.
Unless this apple's screw shit.
Oh my god!
That sucks.
Dude, that's so annoying.
I don't want to lemon the right.
I don't think these are going to connect no matter what.
Yeah, that just lodges a further
Good Elo exchange good exchange of Elo. Thank you. Thank you
I appreciate this, appreciate this, there you go I'm gonna leave it there let me just
update to a 1.
Feels good.
Feels good man, feels good.
Oh
Yo, that actually could have maybe a bit of tumble, boom, boom.
I think you needed like a little more room.
Pusa Strat?
What are you even talking about?
I'm starting to think I hate the grape more than the cherry.
At least double grape isn't bad,
because you could quickly get to the Clementine.
I actually destroyed, nah, the cherry's still the worst.
Yeah, the cherry's a piece of shit.
Oh
Oh, he has a way cleaner build right now, I'm kind of like, uh, hold on, I'm kind of
like uh hold on hold on
that was actually a very good drop that worked beautifully
oh
hammer that in
Okay, that's horrible. That's hilarious.
Interesting. Let me see something here.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, chill.
Okay, okay.
I don't know if I would have, oh, I'm worried, I am worried about this.
That apple might screw everything up.
Noooo!
Bro!
Dude!
Come on, man!
Oh man.
Wow that worked out.
Ok.
Mmhmm.
Oh this is getting...
Dude this is gonna give me a double...
That's gonna give me a fucking...
Oh it didn't.
Ok.
Oh please drop...
Still winnable, still winnable.
Where are my connection points?
Do I build down here or drop some?
Let me see.
It's might.
Okay.
We have a landing zone.
landing zone. Brother it's time to surrender brother. It's time to say goodbye.
It's time to look at the flowers man.
Oh, this is scary.
Okay, it worked.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Don't drop the apple!
Holy shit, what a transition.
This is not the greatest transition. This is a heavy maybe
Oh, do oh the tumble the tumble the drop
That's unfortunate.
Oh wait, I'm in the lemon.
And I am covering this and ruining it by accident because I need a pineapple connection and if
I don't have it, have it, it's not going to work.
He made a water melon
Are not a melon
No
This game
I don't know if we're gonna make one anymore
God, I...
Wow!
No! It's over!
I hate this game.
When you need a strawberry, it's nowhere to be found, of course.
It's all over. Oh my god.
The surrender button is there.
Oh, really, bitch?
I don't think there's any there's no coming back from this
Come on man.
Gigi brother Gigi.
Gigi my brother Gigi.
Chichi brother Chichi Chichi my brother Chichi
he was good bro he was good the gas dude the buddy's good
I
Uh-uh.
Oh shit, we got a stack.
Uh-uh.
Oh, that actually pushed it, huh?
Okay.
All right, we got a bit of a shit-working environment.
I wonder if we created this mess.
Okay, I might be able to unshut a fire.
There's a possibility.
I
This is actually not a- this is a little worrisome.
No! That was the worst thing that could have happened!
They're not gonna meet each other. I hope this guy's a noob. Tell me this guy doesn't know how to make any sort of melons
Okay, I'm gonna work in our inner out our guy work in her work in here. I can do this
Okay
That's so dumb.
Oh, ho ho, some action going on there, huh?
Oh, we just have massive separation everywhere, okay.
It's not over.
Um, okay.
I
Why does it give you the biggest pieces of shit at the end?
I
Wait, what?
Oh no, you got it.
Shall I pop out?
Fly out, fly out!
Dude, give him a frick, dude, give him an orange.
Big piece of shit, give him an orange.
You would have given me three tomatoes by now.
Oh my god, I won.
Oh my god, I won!
Hey yo, ban everybody who is talking shit.
Ban them all.
Ban every single one.
We have receipts.
Mods, for the last three minutes of the VOD.
Mods.
Oh you think you're being spied on motherfucker we already know bro we already know.
Oh my god.
All right, man, let's get that said let's get that zero to a one. Okay?
We don't need to take big steps today. Okay, it doesn't need a you know, we can take little micro steps. All right, let's go from zero to one.
That's the starting point.
All right, I'm cleaning my plate
Plate cleaning right here.
Clean plate.
Clean.
Really bro, you're gonna double shit ass tomato meat?
Oh my god, brother.
Okay.
Hmm.
Maybe?
Ugh.
Lodged.
That's actually, I think it might be over.
High chance of GJ here.
I can push the Kirby out okay well
buddy you're about to be a 1% oh my god you're gonna be a 1% look at you
Only only
I
this is the most basic
Bitch. Networking. A fucking intern could probably develop this netcode, but your garbage ass subscription service with over fucking how many years of game development under your shit ass umbrella, how many fucking billions of dollars and you can't even have two shit ass group games not lags like every two seconds?
Oh my god.
There it is, boys.
There it is.
There it is, boys.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Put that sherry over there.
Put that right there, put that over there, double, double, put that over there.
Now it's going to give me a Clementine because this game's stupid.
Or a tomato.
Who asked for a tomato, dude?
Nobody.
Literally trying to farm a grape.
Oh my.
Dude, buddy, that would have been... something.
Okay.
Okay, yeah, he can win this because this is like a kid. This is this is catastrophically
shit. So he should win this if he's ever had an opportunity to go from zero to one.
This is it. This is life presenting itself.
Okay, he logged in today with a goal.
Alright.
Okay! Okay! Okay!
Okay!
Hit an over pal.
F***ing over buddy.
F***ing over.
There it is.
Send them down. Send them down there.
Relax. Breathe. Breathe.
Okay. Okay. Apple. Apple.
Chill. Chill. Lemon. Lemon.
Very nice, very nice. Oh, dude, that is beautiful despite all those cherries everywhere.
That sucks.
I have to send a strawberry down here to boom boom boom Kirby, but the strawberry might be
okay.
Hold up.
That's my work.
Hold up, that's my work.
Dude, I couldn't even put something down.
Okay.
I'm worried.
I'm super worried.
I'm extremely worried.
Saved?
I'm worried. I'm super worried. I'm extremely worried.
Saved.
Uh... okay.
If this lemon falls, it might be GG.
I'm going, okay. That is gonna fly down.
That sucks.
Oh my god, I missed it.
Oh ho ho ho ho.
Wow.
Okay.
Watch it further, why don't you?
No, no, no, no, keep watching it, bro.
I
Know way
I'm not sure if this is gonna kill me if I make this, I can't tell.
I threw...unless?
Oh my god, if I climate time boom boom boom, oh my god.
Oh, this is so bro.
This is insane right now.
But it comes down to how I build.
If I boom boom, tomato, wait no, it's over, oh wait it's over, never mind it's over.
How are you a zero percent and you're watermelon
Water meloning.
Shit, brava. Shit, brava. Shit, brava. Come on, bud.
chat YouTube chat is better that was a you that was a YouTube viewer clearly the
YouTube viewers way better than the twitch viewers oh my god damn
holy shit
Beep boop beep boop boop boop boop
True and real I saw it the YouTube
Crazy
The YouTube, huh?
All right, do I do another one here?
All right, the goal is one watermelon.
New strat!
I'm not burning any fruits.
If I see a cherry, the cherry will be used.
It will not be thrown away.
New Shred.
Oh, we're fucked. It's over. This guy literally goes to the Suica convention.
Yeah, that's right.
So Sweaker Con.
Okay, I'm trying to get that cherry out, but nothing is working in my favor to get this
cherry out.
And now I have two strawberries lodged, okay.
Sure, buddy, sure.
I just got the fastest, these zero percenters are a bunch of liars.
Bunch of liars.
You'd think they're brain bad, but they're not.
Wait, whoa.
Maybe that's the strat.
Oh god, it started to look bad.
Uh-uh, uh-uh.
Nice fuckin' bullshit ass lag, by the way.
Okay, I created the world's strongest fuckin' connection.
Using fruit.
I
This is already looking absolutely disgusting
Get that shit in there.
Those curbies, if those curbies don't meet, it's over.
Okay, those curbies have to meet
Double cherry
Please push down, dude. Please.
Oh my goodness.
No, no, no, no.
Buddy, what the hell even is this right now, man?
I
I might need a surrender.
Yeah, this is looking like a surrender situation here.
Boom boom boom there's a lot all the ingredients for the watermelon are there
And the strawberry.
It's over, Buzz.
It's over.
It's completely changing, yeah.
This is actually impressive.
That was such a fucking bad match on my end.
I don't know if I can do another one, I guess.
I don't know if I can do another one.
Orrendous.
You know what?
Just kidding.
I can win one.
That was just bad.
Come on.
Let's see, did you finish Lego?
I did not.
That's a negative
All right, here we go
Wow! What a tumble! Oh my god!
Get the fuck out of here, bro.
That was the most dumbass tumbling I've ever seen.
Okay!
Sure. Wow. Okay.
You better.
Let's keep it this beautiful, please.
Keep it this beautiful.
Oh my.
Okay, trash compartment.
Oh wait.
Wow, really, really.
Wow.
Wow!
Dude!
What?
Bro!
Is this what it's...
Wow!
I think I'm going to have to take a lot of damage.
But I don't think it's going to be that bad.
I guess I'll have to take a lot of damage.
What the hell do you even do here?
Random Tomato over here?
What do you even do here?
Oh my god!
Holy shiiiit!
Don't worry, all these grapes are gonna connect.
Gotta give it a second and there will be a connection.
Believe believe it will all come together hold on it will all come together hold up
come on come on come on those aren't meeting each other those aren't unless
They're not me and each other.
Shit.
Oh, here comes the lag spike!
Oh, really?
Come on bro.
Come on man.
Go down there.
There it is brother.
There it is brother. The surrender button is right there on your top left brother.
On the top left right there.
I'm going to need you to press that right there, okay?
Uh huh, uh huh, I got a button right there.
Yep. What the dash?
It says dash something.
Uh huh.
go ahead and press that real quick
imagine imagine the tech I'm doing it
double doing it oh sure sure sure
Oh, here comes... Oh, yep!
Feels good, man. Feels good.
Sheesh! Imagine Suika with mikes.
Ahhhh!
Feels good, brother.
Feels good, brother. Feels good.
What was that guy doing that huh? What was he doing? Where was his screen?
Oh, where was his screen?
Not gonna lie you could go pro and Sleeka
Come on man. I agree. Look, come on, bro.
I agree, but you don't gotta glaze me that hard, bro.
Have you ever had two watermelons?
Ah, get my dreams.
Ah, in a land far away, I have seen two become one.
I have an idea build over here separation. These are all the reagents right here. We're building. We're building right there. We're building
perfect raw material raw materials send them over
over. There you go. Send him over. Raw materials. Okay, we already failed the raw material here.
You know what? Instead of anticipating the cherry, you gotta make room for the cherry.
That's the thing. You gotta anticipate the damn cherry. So it doesn't just, you know, you gotta be like, oh, I need the cherry here. I need the cherry.
Is everybody on a McDonald's Wi-Fi, or is this just like the worst shit I've ever seen?
I don't know, I don't know.
Okay.
That sucks.
That is also incredible.
That's some bullshitery. That is amazing.
I don't want to talk about it.
Dude, how is a JPEG-ass fruit game this hard to fucking network?
I'm done, bro. I'm sending an email to Miyazaki.
Someone get the 1-800 number on the back of their Super Mario game.
I'm calling right now.
Pull it up.
Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, the elo, the elo difference, man, the elo difference,
well maybe I'll come up with a book, The Art of the Melon.
Maybe, maybe that's, maybe that's what I gotta do, okay, because I'm a melon expert.
Holy shit, buddy.
Oh my god, look at this connection right now, god damn.
It's amazing, I was about to build from the strawberry and if I did it would've ruined
the build.
I completely ruined it.
And now it's giving me exactly what I need to build, okay.
Yikes.
Tech.
Those clementines might end everything
That was great that was horrible
No, even worse.
Why do you fall?
Okay, buddy, okay, oh, buddy that would have been my melon
right there boys that would have been the melon that would have been the
I
Were locking in here for the finale
Finale lock in oh
My god
I've never seen a win rate that high. I'm scared
Says lagging before we even started okay
This guy's trying to tank my rating by joining and lagging.
Really.
Boys, what do I do here?
Is this how he gets his 75%?
What the hell, man?
the hell man I'm actually stuck it's frozen okay go to Arma and leave this open
if I restart I think it will count as a surrender
that's crazy dude that's crazy
The most basic ass game.
Close it and leave it closed.
The previous ones did not pet normally.
Oh shit, the TI live from Japan.
Oh shit, okay, oh my god.
Okay, okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, shit, shit, okay, okay,
we can do this, we can do this.
I
Can wait and he's gonna make this into something
Oh, whatever. There you go.
That is an amazing way to cover it, okay?
Okay, what I am doing here, I don't know, because all I'm doing is separating all my stuff.
I
Believe believe
Believe in the TI.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Okay.
Oh, send those two cherries down.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Buddy. Buddy.
Insane tech. Initiate. There it is.
Really? Yeah, man. I didn't want to Apple over here. I'm trying desperately not to Apple.
That's not bad if those reached, but of course they didn't.
Oh, that'd be great if I could push those down.
This is risky now because I'm gambling on a piece.
the cherry drop of course.
No!
These are going to be the death of me. The separation here will be the death of me.
Send the apple down for the connection.
Ahhhh.
Okay. Oh my.
Did he actually watermelon? Holy shit bro, what the fuck? I didn't even notice he did that.
Yikes, I was hoping those were connect
If I can get a pineapple connection...
Oh
Oh my god, that would fall right back.
There, dude!
This guy's insane. This guy's actually insane.
I'm over it I suck
Okay.
All right, well as we're going to a new land,
I'm just kidding, it's not new.
We've been here before.
Gio maybe later.
We're gonna do some RP.
splitgate devs made a titanfall style game what is it the one I've already seen
I think I already saw it I gotta give it to these devs brother so persistent
I gotta say, these guys are so persistent.
I'm actually surprised they are able to fund so many FPSs after what seems like so many
of theirs fail.
I mean, I respect them, but I respect them.
They keep trying, dude.
They keep pushing.
Why not?
Why not dude?
Alright boys.
Alright we're gonna do some RP.
Hey yo corporal or sergeant?
some RP. Hey, Corporal or Sergeant? Sergeant? Hey, Sergeant Brown, what was that? Oh, yeah,
yeah, can you spawn in a Hueyman? We need your supplies at the front line. You got your
Yeah, we'll get Delta Bravo needs supplies all right perfect you mind giving me the keys
Yeah, we're going there right now ten enemies. Okay. All right
Yep, we'll come up right now. There it is boys. There it is boys. And that's how you
I'm trying to set up a better point, that's better for our guys, so we're not in a race.
Alright, good stuff. Godspeed, sit rep, Godspeed.
Delta, actual Bravo, lifting.
Good job, I'll set it up next.
Good stuff, man. Good stuff.
You got a micro?
Yep.
Alright, let's bring these home.
All right hold on Princeton where we going is this a new match what the fuck we're getting
owned I gotta go to oh we gotta go to Michigan how you doing bro you play lego batman
No one said it's just scared of them.
I just gotta go to Michigan because I think we're getting on.
We have Concord's gun.
Alright.
I spent a couple of days, hopefully I remember how to land.
Yeah, they might
Further on the left
That's it
They said they control the sky so we might get shot down I'll be ready
There's an explosion though
There is, I got the map all the way up here, take this.
Ah, we're coming in.
Oh.
Occupied.
Helipad.
Transport.
We've been meeting in 30 seconds.
Oh, there's another one built.
Nice.
Oh, there we go, there we go.
I'll get it, I'll get it.
That's not good.
Oh God, brother!
Stick up the supplies.
Alright, you're gonna be fine.
You guys can still unload over there.
Okay, stick up the supplies.
Okay.
Hold on.
Bro!
You're gonna have to pull up the supplies.
bro dude what why did that burn me I wasn't even near it
I even hit shift F initially and it did not register does that mean screaming
Who is that?
No, it's me.
Are you okay?
Yeah, there might be a secondary explosion on the heli-careful.
Yep.
There was.
There was indeed.
There was.
Hey, what was that? Okay, let me see. Front line, got it.
Hey, you know, corporal Pyro, you get a Huey spawned by a chance and need supplies to Michigan ASAP.
Can I spawn in here? Yeah, yeah, yeah
I can't spawn one brother. I need to be sergeant. Oh shit true true. I'll get it. I'll get
True hey, I'm major major we need a we need to be a Huey spawn at Michigan ASAP first supplies
We need a mission we need a supply here we'd Michigan ASAP frontline front of you gotta kill them
All right, all good, all good.
Yeah, I got 230 seconds.
All good, man, all good.
I'm pissed.
All good.
That's part of the color where you need it.
Boosie!
I'm pretty sure if you get a truck, it's like a full vehicle cooldown.
so if you spot a truck it triggers the other CD right I am not hit why doesn't
look like I'm dying right now oh yeah man sure bro that was close man I guess
There's a guy right looking in is at the hell about
We'll be successful this time
I don't miss the head to show you.
Gotta do a faster landing. I wonder if you just preemptively flare in the sky.
If you preemptively flare, does it...
If you preemptively flare, won't it...
still shoot the flares?
Won't the guided missile shoot the flares already deployed?
So as soon as I'm about to land, if I drop like two, three flares, precautionary, even
if I'm not getting locked on it will just mess it up.
Yeah.
Well, I don't know if the flares have like only a certain amount of time of heat or
some shit.
I don't know.
Motherfucker, do I look like a goddamn military weed?
Oh my god. Did you see that heli? We're alive?
Mars?
No, dude. We just hit another- what the heck was that?
Uh, the other one that I saw comes ours. The one's the right.
That was so weird.
That was key. Bring in the supplies and the spooners as much as you got.
Oh, there was another heli. That guy- oh my god, dude.
That would have been horrible. That was a transport heli.
That's Michigan okay to land.
Okay, looks like-
Don't come to scooters, don't come to scooters, don't come to scooters.
Looks like I'm going to fly a little low so we can land fast.
Uh, do you just sit down? It's a no-fly zone over there. You can risk it?
Most clear.
Do you say scooters or schooling?
I don't know how to catch you.
Michigan, Michigan, Michigan.
I said it's hot.
Shit.
Uh, I just lost my stuff.
It's your call.
Uh, we can try, but we might get shot.
Mmm.
I believe bro we'll do a fast quick drop
Was lost?
Yeah, okay, we gotta do this fast.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
Yo, it is scary out here, man.
What was that that just killed me and how do they have missiles like that so early into the match?
I
Can go on a bike and maybe snipe at Concord
Could you bring in Fatrine instead?
Ah, that's what I said earlier.
So, check that.
Oh, it's all the way to the west.
I'm trying to get the handle out of there.
Destroyed Heli counter.
Oh, yeah, ma'am.
Oh, wait, am I not behind of rank to get a motorcycle, right?
Feels bad.
I could off-road to Concord.
I might be dead.
Roll cry!
That looks like a friendly heli that is broken.
We're going behind enemy lines, but it's co-permissioned.
THOUSAND!
Mission failed, mission failed. Some guys just peppering shit in the distance.
Dude, the Russians are insane.
maybe don't run into the base under attack that wasn't the one under attack
pretty sure this car is broken I mean it's smoking but it might still be
You're drivable.
Hey guys, here you guys bring surprise to Michigan.
Can you bring surprise to Michigan?
Okay.
Bro took five years to double tap.
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM.
Good luck. We just got shot down there.
I know. Um, is someone... someone else take up that...
Buddy, buddy, I need a bike, bro. I need a bike, buddy. Please, bro.
I'm doing a cover mission. I'll turn this whole war around.
Books will be written about this mission.
You will be honored for spawning one in for me.
I'm giving me the keys, bro. I'm giving me the keys.
All right, I'm gonna make a footnote and say Sergeant, who are you buddy Blitz is the reason why we're winning.
All right, Godspeed man.
Are you kidding? That was the tiniest rock.
That's the second time I've just looked at my map for two seconds to orient and die.
Dude, I've-
Oh my god, that was such a solid attempt.
Come on, man.
I'll wake up.
I don't think I'm bleeding.
I'm good.
I had a very thick wall of smoke set up.
Oh, it's great. You know what the good news is? I can die and just walk back to it and
then I think it's fine. Because I think it's like right here. It's like right here. Right
there just spawn and walk right there. I'm gonna get very far.
Okay.
This is the top of the building, my marker.
Rotation spot.
Whoa.
Alvin and the chipmunks.
I hear it!
I hear you, boy!
I hear you purring!
So you're gonna expose yourself more?
I hear you!
Oh my god.
Alright, as you were, as you were.
We're going.
I don't think you can flip and die on the dirt road.
Enarma, I don't think so
Sorry, I think I can pull speed in here
I didn't know it's a complete crash mission asking you guys to keep bringing supplies
But, whoever gets it done is a fucking legend
I'm not sure what that was, but it's nice.
That's more like an anti-tensor.
This is my second attempt. I see a hind that didn't die.
He's out there.
And there's a...
There's a tight one.
There's two of them.
Got him.
I want to come across here, but it's so risky
What happened? Oh
Oh
Did I get around concord I'm scared
They might hear, they're going to hear my, they're going to hear me.
Oh god, wait, is there a dirt road that cuts across?
Oh, that's a scratch?
Oh my God, it's a...
You would be here bro you would be here while I'm here to then give away our position together
I took the most random path and this guy's here repair it I don't think you can I did
a wrench
I'm still alive
Everything about this is sketchy, but I gotta be a complete rat and this guy's gonna unload
and they're gonna come try to clear out this whole area and it's gonna be bad.
I'm gonna just keep sniping them when they spawn a heli.
Or this guy's just gonna run over all this bush.
I can't tell if I'm camouflaged here.
Every time they spawn a pot, uh, one I can shoot them and steal
Sounds like a hell he's lifting
Whoops dude they smoked it
I don't know, man.
saw a guy go to the helipad this being default 300 zeroing is the worst
I can't kill this guy, can I?
It'd be cool if I could pop this tire.
That sounds like he's trying to run over the bushes.
What the heck is this guy doing bro?
The storage is full on cargo.
Dude he has a tank!
Watch him run me over perfectly by accident.
We can't build here, go back to the point previous and then dump supplies there.
Can you steal the tank?
Can I kill this guy and hijack the tank?
Well, one of the chances of him exiting, right?
So all enemy vehicles are unlocked then?
There's a gunfire down there.
Or it's our guy shooting at that.
There must be other infantry headed.
headed down so I could flank shoot but there's no one I see. Ever since that guy
died no one has spawned a shit.
Oh my god, was that him?
Oh man, I really like my position.
I might die doing this.
How do you go in?
What the fuck is this?
What?
I have no idea how to drive this.
You're kidding. You're kidding. Power.
Are you kidding me, man? What do you mean? Use ship lights?
You guys should be able to land on the side now.
There's a summer car.
All right, come here.
Oh, like not.
All right, come here.
I'm just coming up to show you something.
We can't get the armor entirely on.
Can you just drive over everything?
I don't believe it.
I don't know if I'm gonna get it.
Help!
You really need to be able to find the armor of a stone.
How do you get in the gunner's seat?
What?
Dude, there's literally an enemy right there.
Is there a knot?
Wait, they pulled me out?
All I had to do was right-click. Are you fucking kidding, man?
That was pretty good, though, man.
I'm shooting at the beach.
There's enemies in the perimeter at Lowestone we cannot build.
Yeah, look.
He's probably a supply hilly like, you know.
Excuse me? Excuse me. I was first.
I was different.
Yeah, look in it. I can tell you're really good at flying, man.
Can you spawn a little bird supply if we need some of Michigan?
again all right perfect you'll get me one and then you'll get you all right I
appreciate your bro break line bro break line appreciate you man it's
Oh shit man.
What's his, uh, like 287 time there's anything that you would say?
Appreciate it, trying to keep it good work.
Yeah, good luck out there man. Good luck.
Want me to load these for you? Where you going bro? Without any supplies?
There you go man. Got speed.
Ah, scum's a mind-bose now.
Hey, I looked that door!
Damn!
Yo, who's that insane tyler?
Damn!
Almost killed my soul. Holy shit, did I was sick.
Hey guys, you're CD-up? I'm gonna run some supplies if you got an extra.
Yeah, that was good, bro. That was great. You gotta start somewhere, right?
No, I usually have better.
Yeah, yeah, I feel that.
Oh, rescue.
Get better is an experience, you know?
Have it goes J-hooks.
Supply, we're low.
Wait, we here have so many supplies, we need infantry.
There's too many people running supplies.
Oh, supply, no, no.
This is our army.
This guy.
Why does that guy look like he's going to Hogwarts?
What's up?
Are you sure about it?
Alright, well, thank you.
Oh, I need the keys.
Nice, thanks.
I think you gotta go to me and grab vehicle access.
I can't look weird.
I can get in though.
Alright, maybe we're good.
Oh, it's full?
Oh yeah.
Alright, thank you, Matt.
I'm surprised they haven't won yet.
Because we're so pushed back we don't even have the middle point.
There's so many people running supplies there.
I might be a little far away here let me see.
I'm gonna wait for that guy. Oh, they pushed it all the way up.
Oh, shit.
Come on, I give him no xp.
Oh, wow, they give no XP.
Oh, just hit my rotor.
What?
What the hell are there no supplies?
Where are the supply points?
Huh?
There's literally none on the map.
Where do we need supplies?
Wait, AAS doesn't have supply, uh, boxes?
You don't look at supplies you don't get large XP. Oh really? It comes down to who loads?
Main base is the only supply drop. I don't mind I was just I guess I've never played this
Trying to get a soundtrack
I was not shooting you on that bush, but definitely doesn't like a kind of
Yeah, I didn't think you were shooting people
This is a guy, this is a guy, I don't even know how it works
Check the bushes
I think it's almost done.
I'm getting a shovel and start to spread fire on the trees.
Oh my god.
At least teach a mission of fucking Dane, bruh.
No, bruh, we can fix it, bruh.
Shit, let me get a wrench.
Yeah.
They got our pepper and let us down now.
I believe I believe believe in me who believes in you
Sometimes you got to do this sometimes you got to do this to get what you want
Yeah, don't be commission that
That bird is over here right now.
Don't you not touch that little bird!
That is a classified vehicle!
The nurse has arms.
I just gotta drive up and push it.
Set it up. Well, we just took shooters. We're definitely gonna stay here for a minute and make sure they don't start taking you back.
I don't think it's clear, so don't start flying. It's a plaza or anything here.
If we can get some guys to get a hundred ducks right now, their whole team is at low start. It's probably three minutes from the tanking.
Let's shoot it.
Okay, sir.
I
Yeah, what the fuck oh
Yeah, do I get a wrench for this little bird?
Do I get a wrench for this little bird and try to push it?
Can you try to repair the rotor?
I think you can fly her to the pad now.
No, no, no.
Closer.
Almost.
One more.
That might be good for flying.
You can get her onto the pad, you're chillin'.
I think this is close enough.
That's a question to this US.
Don't think I'll shit.
Oh, I'm so close, I'm just gonna hit it one more time, I mean.
I'm clear of the area, that's my blow up.
You have been banned for what the shit you're doing!
Hold up, hold up, hold up!
What the hell, what the hell are you doing, man?
You spy, you piece of shit!
What the hell, you're working for them?
What are you doing?
Yeah, I work for the Russians, bro.
Are you ruining my shit, you fuck?
Oh no, no fucking...
Don't fucking go on the front line, you piece of shit!
You're out of your... I don't even know how to get this guy.
Get out of here, bro. Get out of here, bro.
Get out of here, man.
Get the hell out of here. You're done. You're done.
You're done.
I'm gonna change the whole match the silent sniper
You're not strong enough to fight the helicopter.
I'm a good fighter.
It's a man's man's man's man.
You're the team I'm on, you're the team I'm on.
I'm a good fighter.
Now we got this problem.
I'm gonna take Concord myself.
Okay, okay.
You got a BRBTR, like 1.3 clicks away from Schooner, shooting it from the top of the hill.
Well, next to the town.
All right, all right.
The Southwest.
The dude was ramming a chopper for the past 15 minutes, and I don't understand.
And?
What the hell are you talking about?
What?
You don't have a smoker.
What? I have a BMR, bro.
It's not a smoker.
Oh boy, it's good enough!
Oh, shit, really?
Oh, fuck, man.
I used to use a sniper, and then I was missing, so I switched to an EMR.
Well, now I know, and I'll switch back. I'll switch back to a sniper if there's no tracer.
That's huge.
Yeah, of course.
With a suppressor?
Also, you should give the spear a chance to get out of there.
The spear?
The spear, one taps people.
What rank do you have to be on?
I don't know, it's pretty good.
It's the rifle.
Oh.
Sniper?
No, no, no.
It's a rifle.
Oh, wow, it's just a rifle with a one-patch? That seems very strong.
Yeah, that's the...that's the secret sauce.
The hell, bro? That sounds like it needs a narrow.
No, no, no, no, no. It's the new...it's the new issue, man.
All right, all right.
See the tower on your left?
The tower on my left?
It just sounds like a big piece.
Shut down, Amy.
Is this your secret spot?
No, no, you go all the way. You want it to snipe.
But you don't have a sniper
Now this better be a prime real estate spot
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We've now gotten caught in the town.
We're gonna go for a walk.
Oh, you can climb all the way up there?
Oh, shit.
I wish I could take a picture of that.
I could do that.
But since you have trees and seaside...
Oh, yeah, they're gonna know.
They're gonna know.
Of course they'll know.
So if they come with me, we'll do the rock.
Right here.
Now for the main two-mall stations.
Can't get a good view, stay on my spot, stay on my spot.
Right.
Oh, shit, with the cover?
Yeah, yeah, I'll spot for you.
You don't have a silencer?
No, I don't.
Oh, there's a guy right next to us.
Dimple.
I'm zooming out!
What?
Right here, right here, right here.
There's a hundred of me.
Whoa!
They're still shooting.
What?
They're still shooting.
Shoot him.
Shoot him?
Shoot him.
Come on.
Shoot him.
Oh my god, he has a DVL.
Yes, it's very silent.
Can I go up the tower now?
Yes.
Let me get his ammo.
I'm going.
It was really good. I'm going up the tower.
Get his radio.
You're gonna cave my ass, bro.
Alright, you gotta make sure you don't break fences in this game.
Why not knife him? Cause, bro, we don't want to.
Oh, shit, that's it!
You didn't do all that, ma mood!
Which way?
This way?
I'm gonna get shot in the face oh there is a wire cutter
I'm just going back.
The cushions are just on your half cap.
I'm going to shoot down.
I need to have some chips.
More mags in the rig? Oh, is that why it's showing it?
I don't even know why ammo I looted.
I got to sort out my ammo situation. Hopefully they don't shoot me up here.
Oh my god.
Okay, what does this use?
I don't know, I make it so it shows more than one.
I can hear you.
I got you more ammo, but...
It's not APM.
Oh, shit.
Is it not one tap?
You probably can't.
I have a skirt fucking on,
because I'm driving quite a lot of Russians.
I'll headshot them.
Oh, wait.
This is better.
I guess.
How do I load in the right ammo?
You might also have some questions.
Look at the ammo.
Mac, then tell me what type of ammo it is.
10 round DVL 10, 760, let me see.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wait, seven.
Is it this one?
Oh, tracer AP.
Oh, shit.
Oh, tracer AP.
Oh, there's no tracer on this?
No, no tracer AP.
OK.
All DVL, patina?
All right, man.
I will change this war, bro.
You're going to remember me, OK?
Okay, okay, be careful
Yeah, it seems a hundred two hundred
I'll go to the tent
Oh, okay, you're crazy man. Okay, okay
All right, Godspeed bro
What the hell buddy blitz our teammate is literally right there are we actually capping
Concord as soon as I get here?
Dude I aimed I tried going for a headshot
same guy lol what it sounded like an auto bolted that looks like it hit his gun
Okay, suck.
Actually careful, there's like three dudes in there in front of him.
teammate
I don't excuse me
Oh, I shot him in the ass.
Are you kidding me?
Why are you not scoping in, you piece of shit?
Dude!
I'm literally spanning, right-clicking, this guy gives up on right...
What even is this?
What has changed?
What?
What? So stupid. You cannot.
No, that was such a better position. That's a tank.
And this tank knocked down the tower.
Thank you.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Dude.
I feel like I have received so many bullets like that, just blah, blah, blah, let me check
I'm hiding in the bathroom cover me please oh shit I won't move for a minute
I don't know how to tie it.
Oh, Roger.
Buddy!
Okay, patience boys, patience.
There it is.
Okay, wait for the map to open.
Wait for the map. You strat. Wait for them to look at their pamphlet and that's when you shoot.
Because that's when they're ready to figure out where they're going.
I heard him yell. Nice shot. Oh yeah. There's more, bruh. There's more. There's
Fucking railing here. I think that was the dude from earlier
You know you know
This is not a bad spot to kill and have some metal coverage if I can see where they spawn their helis
So as soon as they go there just shoot the pilots until they reposition and shoot me
Oh God
Move slide down now
and I'm going back up I'm going back out as they think I left but no I did
That's where my fuck ass is now I'm binning!
Dude, he- I- the trees covered me. He saw me descending, so he started spamming.
are you kidding dude what just covered you what are these smoke puffs when you
literally shoot the guy point blank are you kidding me that's so dumb oh now
he dies come on dude I literally what you hit the belly bro damn man that's
I should have saved his life.
I'm gonna eat a bullet very soon here.
The thing is I don't think this is they might not be able to spawn here anymore because it's
like a different symbol.
I could be wrong.
How do you know if they need a double tap?
If their arm is, or if their leg is like that?
That might have been the same guy.
Oh, so there's no rag doll?
I also don't know how much to lead.
How much do I lead here?
Oh
I'm a moving target
Dude like that just went right through his neck
The autistic gets a bit different.
You have this sniper right now?
I'm coming back this guy doesn't know where he's getting shot from he knows
there's a sniper. Why didn't that kill him? Wait, he just turned into another guy.
I
Sound like he's right next to me
Are you below me
Are you below me bro?
Shit are you above me? Oh, I know I'm uh what?
Please tell me dude god fucking damn it man. Why did I stand up bro? Was that an enemy oh?
That was an enemy
Yeah, that was like 10 kills dude
I should have just waited for him to come up
Yeah, bro, I need to drop off outside Concord if you're headed that way
Trying to go like poachers ill. Yeah, exactly
Did you get both of them?
I'll send them a drop off for you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're a thing, man.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Oh, shit.
Wait.
Oh, wait.
Oh, man.
You got it.
I forgot my loadout's farmed.
Can I get rid of all my ammo?
Check the sky.
Let's simplify this.
Get rid of all the trash ammo.
I don't want that, even though the stinger is gonna make me slow.
The only sniper I have is this.
I don't know if you can, uh...
I don't want a rifle, I want a snipe. I know he mentioned it.
What is this?
I think this is the best scope.
Yeah, and this has a hundred zeroing.
AP ammo is better than sniper ammo?
Is that what he said?
Yeah, what's up, I got an M4045 or whatever.
Yeah, that was a good hill with a sniper.
Yeah, that hill was crazy.
I sold my radio.
I sold my radio?
You should not put a stinger on your phone.
It's uh... it's been a while now.
Hey what?
Sorry. Hold on.
I didn't save the loadout.
Little, little, little, little, little!
You should put a stinger on your back. It's uh... it's really heavy.
Are you saying remove it?
But if you plan on slapping, just drop it on the ground.
I just threw it out the little bird.
Yeah, the guy that was on you shot him in the chest so he survived.
Were you in the little car?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, damn.
I was thinking of stealing it because I'm not too sure if you know about that.
But if you steal an enemy car, you can steal their supplies.
Oh, true.
So you can take it and bring it to your base.
Is it worth more?
I mean, you've still done, and you've had two doors ready.
Oh, yeah.
It's a positive.
But do you get more xp or anything?
Or is it still distance-based?
Oh, yes, yes.
Oh, whoa! Shit.
Oh, shit, man.
Yeah, that was good, man.
Yeah, what does the yellow icon mean? It's not yellow, so just Russian I have it?
What do you mean by yellow?
Yeah.
Yeah, it means that we cannot capture it.
And do they have it?
Yeah, they do.
But the thing is that this spot where we are is the central point of the map so there's
always rush in around.
Yeah, yeah.
And we're just to deny them supplies as we did.
We did a good job, to be honest.
You ranked up, so that means something.
Yeah, kill the decent amount.
Ah, yeah, Raddy.
I'm gonna try it.
Okay.
Let's do it.
All right.
Take two.
Ah, yeah, Raddy. I'm gonna try it.
Alright, 8-2.
Are you going in?
Yes, sir.
Alright, I'll try my best to cover you, man.
I'll wait for you to get inside the tower.
Okay.
I should get a ghillie suit I know he was lost but then he knows of the spot
Oh, I've seen it blogging.
It could be me.
Oh, that's good.
I'll shoot them under you.
Yeah, that's good cover. I'll hide under my corpse.
I heard a guy earlier.
Oh, shit.
Alright, man, I'm going.
Alright, good luck, man.
Could have had the Stinger.
Yeah, I would have still been halfway up to this point,
point because you're so slow.
Why does it sound like this guy's behind me and he's going to get up his
move because you're in the bag?
Uh-oh.
I don't spot in Hell is here anymore well if I run out of ammo with this one I got this
now. Wait what? Why can't I zero out of...
Okay! That's why he was right there. But what? Why are you looking up there with
with your armor man.
Yeah, why is he, why is he looking up there, bro?
Come on, man.
Yeah, the spot's compromised, they know.
For that long?
I'm not gonna go to the same spot two times listen buddy since when do fucking TV is fuck you okay
Yeah, is it green tracer or russia?
Are you kidding me?
Oh my god.
is
I can't see the head
th
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I could have just stood there, I was just seeing if there was only a couple left or something.
Well, I think it's better to get a transport.
Leave, brother, leave, please.
Leave, buddy, please.
Now, the guns shoot well in the combat, and this game is really good, dude.
I mean, look at the sniper kills, and the sniper kills are satisfying.
Boom, 32, 7.
You go on an ultrawide, you find a nice forest,
Just put a silencer on a DBL and just start sniping down.
The sniping feels like it means more in Arma, in a way.
Like, it felt like all battlefields were just crick-scoping all the news.
Arma feels more weighted when it comes to kills.
Maybe some Netflix, maybe, you get some Netflix.
Arma or Tarkov sniping?
I don't know
God we're all noobs. I hope you can private
where they're fired from.
Cutter for like 10 minutes.
I gave my loadout from earlier.
You know, the loadout I have is so good.
Motorized marks on the map, 6 minutes ago.
Land motorized.
There's my other loadout that I made.
I saved it to 4 now, it's not here.
What?
But how? Where's the other loadout?
Yeah, I knew that, I knew about that hill.
Yeah, I'm going back three times.
Thank you.
Thank you, man.
Yeah, three times.
Here we go.
Just going to give it like 30 seconds and we'll let out if that's okay.
Yeah.
I don't know if I can put a silencer on this.
You want to fly down?
We'll dive on this.
Oh, shoot.
There it is boys.
Silence.
I
Your file is naked cuz it gets hot in the cockpit
Yeah, I'm just gonna I usually fly just killing more
Nice.
And one of the settings that tricked me up, yeah, mouse here, craft control on.
Like you move with their mouse?
Yeah.
Oh my god!
Oh god!
I believe.
You're like a little bailon.
You're like a little bailon in my country.
It worked, bro. It worked. He fell off.
Nah, I'm dead. Black and white equals death.
I'm living my life, bro.
Shit, brother!
Dude, this is just like a slow bleed loss.
I'm not really sure how we're still alive in all of this.
Alright, near route. Wait, there's no car routes here?
No, do I gotta build shit myself?
Oh my god, brother. What the hell are we doing here?
Wait, I can't deploy here.
Oh, the server crashed.
Come on, brother!
You
Server Unreachable, uh oh.
Lies, I'm DC'd.
Not a bad.
What the heck, oh no, is this, did I get that bug?
Oh, wait, the server did drop actually.
It's dead.
The server has died.
Shit.
Too many multiplayer sessions.
Try the Bachmutt map? It's crazy? What makes it crazy? I'd have to download it.
I just scrolled through. I don't see anyone playing that map.
The battery al-server had some updates.
I'm going to chill on this game here.
I'm going to do, let's play some CS and hate life.
Sorry I'm out right now boys.
That seems like the trajectory right now.
match and then hate life yes finally you understand brother there's no way you
just keep spamming the twitch tab bro get a new hobby bro there's no way you're
spending today after whatever you have to do just typing random the alphabet in
a YouTube chat bro come on man this is why your parents are sad
I absolutely hate this game right now, but
But I think I'm actually starting to think 21k, 20k might be that elo hell that they
describe in, what do you call it, in league.
because the skill the skill changes are insane the skill differences it's like
massive swings
Good if we're gonna overpass.
This could be absolutely terrible.
This guy queued with a 14k, he is definitely cheating.
I'm already, you know those games messed up when I'm already scared.
I'm already slowly losing it.
I'm anticipating the shittiness.
When you start anticipating the shitting of the game, you mount up.
Bro, if you were friends, you wouldn't take your friend who's 14k and queue up with them and bring him to 20k lobbies just to get shit on.
This fucking guy.
Oh, yeah, mom you want to play? Oh, yeah, fucking gay? Dude, he's used to shooting P90s and Bizons
Now he's getting me like I don't want to play anymore. I don't want to play anymore. Will you bring me in?
Yeah, okay. I grade, I grade.
Acing. Acing.
Bathroom one.
Douche.
That's incredible, Jeff.
There's no way this guy would fight.
It's over. It's over. It's over.
GG, it's over.
One further.
I'm a quiet for you gamers well no but that was a crazy 4k
I feel sorry for the people with Lyric on their team, okay bro, okay man, he motivated
me
Hi, I'm Khan
Oh shit
Yeah, we can try to get in here.
Let's take A, we're pushing.
Coming A.
We're in A.
Could be here, Kara.
I'm gonna get gone.
We must go!
It's boring that CS requires you to reload.
Buddy, relax.
Totally different game.
Not true at all.
I've seen Bob so we should go there.
Smarties.
This guy was sneaky.
Bathroom, bathroom.
He fell back.
I'm gonna kill you.
What the fuck?
Watch your con.
Alright.
What have I got alongside?
A bat.
A long.
Dude, okay.
Sure man.
Okay, sure man
Eat my feet
I got the AK, let me try and get a pick longer bathroom, stay alive, I'm gonna...
Maybe flash long for me, maybe if you got one, I'll follow you.
Follow the AK.
Eek bruh, this guy's always here.
One bathroom.
Truck.
Bathroom dead.
I was ready, little sneak attack.
in this fucking game.
This game sucks, you're right.
I can't hold a single corner.
He just swings out so fast it taps me.
No one's coming.
He's holding back there.
Exactly, like, I should have just kept running and just killed him.
I'm trying.
I'm gonna kill one more guy.
I
Got it
Brian are you right there?
I should be walking. I should be just sending it with my MP7.
Could fake a go be maybe?
Really?
Might have hit him.
of
death
of
death
of
death
No.
He's dark.
Okay, okay, okay, rock!
He's pretty much dark.
Oh
No, hold on now, bro
He burned short I might go there fast
Oh, it's low in there.
Sorry.
It's all good.
I don't know anything.
Oh, it's close.
Oh, nice shot.
It's on connector.
Or right there.
Okay.
fire in the hall
arms down
fire in fire
total destruction
flashbang
let me go back to B
I'm not going to
hey you go boss oh you're actually in the corner
the way the way oh my god
do this fucking pre-fire swing just gonna start running that for the rest of
the night probably do way better than I've been doing all day a lot of our
wins I can people getting four case I'm just waiting my turn over here one kill
yep it's your turn buddy
hi
the smoke is so good i like the smoke
yo mark do you want to op me?
i can buy you a k car
oh we're good nice
i know 15k is that better movement on this lobby
good one Matt
no one cares bro
honestly
no one cares
one dead, on down
could go back to B monster
come up on him
two smokes
three smokes
there's one
ow ow ow
It was bad, bro.
Not like this.
I'm delivery
Oh my
I'll show you your name.
I'm in the bathroom.
I think there's one more.
Do you have an AWP?
Yeah.
I can molly it.
You fell back.
I can molly it
One was in water, so maybe come and click if you hear no one
I'm banked
I'm king in bank
We don't have much time
30 seconds we should
Oh shit
Could it be?
Connected via
I'm on her
Holding close by door
Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
We're on her chemist
We don't need a job to get my sniper for my screams
Under the sun to pass the sun
We're both the cause of the venus
I
Haven't
Come on buddy, not the 6-6, please.
Not the 6-6, please.
Oh, no. Please.
Well, I miss.
Really peak.
Nope.
Oh, I forgot.
I forgot.
Smoking.
Water near connector.
Uh-oh.
I'll come up con buddy you know you want kills 50 seconds
I
Just got to do a full rush beat through monster I'll smoke the Molly
It's gonna right go
Yeah, we didn't rush together ago their monster
Okay, somebody, anybody!
Alright, GG.
Somebody, everybody, on your back!
I'm fucking blind!
You missed the smoke in the beginning, and I threw smoke at my feet in the house out of the holly.
And I missed my smoke too on the holly.
That's just unfortunate all together.
what if we just went bathroom fast? we're just gonna get uped
shit
No way this guy is having the round of his life.
Chibi-choo, chibi-choo.
Oh my.
Brother close.
They didn't get the bomb.
The bomb's all the way in the party!
Mr. Arkham, we are on my way.
That's all blind to my bad.
Remember, this is blind to country.
Shoot everything that moves.
Oh my god, 6, 7, 8, and my cord.
That's for the guys.
This is my favorite movie.
one or the 4b1 fountain he calls and then we go back let's go this is the moment i love this
and i leave for it the six seven one
here i spare baby all monster
That's just for that. I'm gonna think it's easy. It's not. Reverse psychology.
Yeah, just stack B with nades.
They're gonna go again.
They're gonna rush to a never-born man.
I need it up.
What do you need?
It's gone. It's gone.
Flashbang out!
On! On!
On!
Oh, it's there, man.
Shoot.
Oh, wait.
I need it up.
Get another one.
Right!
Yes!
All right, I think we're saving one more or no
I think he said you're out of your mind.
Party up, eh, Ben?
Why?
Go away.
We need calls.
Long.
Three.
Two.
Three.
One.
Two.
Three.
One.
Two.
Three.
One.
Two.
Three.
Oh 14k everybody bro knows how to shoot is a k boys
mhm mhm mhm mhm
Come on brother
Please bro please i need this elo bro please
You don't understand, I don't remember what it's like having it 2-0.
More bounding, might be A again.
Grenade.
Smoking.
Exhaustery.
Yeah, lost party.
Dude!
Fuck this game, bro. Fuck this game, dude.
Fuck this game, bro. I'm done.
I'm done! I'm done, dude! I'm done!
he's gone
I'm bathed
it's over boys, it's over
I
Survive here probably not I believe I test it
I
We win this
How do you just buy a weapon from dropping your own again?
Back control click.
Mountain, we're at that.
One construction.
Dude, this guy instantly won't get the fuck out of here, bro.
I forgot here instantly just starts walling the door at the perfect time, right?
Love it
I should think that might be too small my vision is not focusing on that very well
I'm through yet.
I'm on a burn monster.
Maybe smoke short.
I'll burn it.
I hear a construction smoke.
I heard that.
There's a lot.
Yeah.
It's a good blue mask connector.
That's my pushing air and now you show too long too long
Are you kidding me?
I blend across here everything's ruined since I changed it
but it usually smoked long
I with though but
I shut up yeah you're right
I was moving I've been back to here and I should add too but still
use your rapid smokes
go go go
oh I'm 1-2
I'm burning again.
Why did I just make a footsteps?
Why are you there?
Still on.
Oh buddy these guys are just amazing one still at fountain care their spread
just place it
Oh chase me in the bathroom
Is it it?
Yep, in a minute
Oh
GG
We're so bad dude
We're all terrible
We all chase kills
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I replace sites.
I just want nothing I need this guy to get one kill
It could still go B by the way.
Okay.
I hate this game with the passion.
I really do.
We can read. Holy shit, why are they here?
Yeah, perfect.
Alright, baby.
Yup, they're all here.
Okay, okay, okay!
The comeback, the comeback!
We went from here, timeout on last round, love it, love it.
Let me just shit on the momentum by timing out.
He calling, other.
The keys are off the keyboard.
All right some geo maybe
That's why you wear diapers when you play CS? Nice.
Please, one kill.
We're gonna lose to a B rush.
I already know how this game ends.
One A.
Oh wait that was the end of him.
Yeah watch your B when you rotate for me.
I got long.
Nice.
One B one this guy.
He's all back.
We have a piece of cake to add.
We got this boys. Just watch for a hard B rush, call it fast.
Do I peek the same spot?
I don't have a molly for monster.
I just threw one, I gave you one I think.
Yeah, yeah.
Please push again. Same guy, not the same guy.
Watch your B rush, nothing.
Rotating green, you can say.
It's con.
Fuck you. One's legged long with an AWP.
That's insane.
One minute.
Oh, it's gonna be a con be a rush
Isn't yeah, stay be 20 seconds
Are they saving?
Close front.
Oh!
What a god.
What a champion.
Dude.
I'm gonna do a draw.
I'm going to do a draw on for.
Dude, he didn't do anything all matched that had the greatest round ever.
Wow.
10-1-D.
Lots of nades, A-Cycle, a party-ish.
I
Know
I threw bro, I threw
40 seconds your bees covered
Bro, I wanted a wide swing the bathroom dude
I
Be
Wow
Yeah, the steam just locked in. Everybody was very smart with their people tuning.
Was the things I gotta do for 400 elo?
Same thing.
Bleeding them.
They're gonna come be one of these rounds right?
Oh they're about to.
They're gonna smoke it and push them up.
Lots of nades, birthday.
and
after birthday
I'm going to use a machine gun.
Lean down, smoke.
I'm going to need a gun.
Smoke!
Follow along.
After him.
Let it go.
Dude, why do these guys play like absolute morons?
Follow along.
Fruing the grenade.
20 seconds and you're still in the birthday party.
Dude, I'm going for kills, bro.
Okay, I'm playing Regressor for kills.
They need to plant the bomb if this guy's still in the party with 20 seconds left on the clock.
Okay.
I think they're going to send it through monster.
production
spring home
yeah but if they're walking you got to hold the hardstone
probably connector and A maybe
They're gonna try and get the AWP, that's what they really want.
Come on, come on, jump, jump!
Gunner is smoked!
Smoking!
It's anchoring.
I'm ready to get out of here.
Here's some water.
One water still.
Right.
Too long, I think I'm out.
Dude, this guy's really good at being a fuck-it-long.
Construction?
Gonna be A, sounds like sounds.
Should have rotated the bathroom, yeah.
Okay, okay.
You spruced up knuckleheads ready to do this or what?
I'm stronger than I am.
All it's all I have.
I'm coming for you, Brad.
For tonight.
I'm going to make it.
There's close water here, careful.
We got a fucking dink.
That bomb's also down to the side.
Flashbang out!
Look!
Oh my f**king god.
one truck and I still truck
side
This guy keeps killing me dude
We had 10 we have 20 seconds
What was I gonna do shoot through smoke or try to kill the guy on the right
now no one's up at 8 feet
they might be here
they're trying to boost you maybe
calm down
do it right here
I'm down.
Throwing smoke.
Don't have to do that.
They can try to get a pickade.
I'm getting bomb and then going B.
I'm gonna work B with bomb.
40 seconds.
Watch toxic.
I got it, Kev.
Please, man, thank you.
Dark club.
Damn, that's sweet.
Right, pressure's on them. Let's get the W.
get the job. Let's get the job.
Here we go.
I'm gonna do the same thing. I'm just gonna try and keep pressure on A.
Yeah, let's take control of everything. Someone go, Colin. We'll go, B.
Hey, just take control. Don't push fully.
It's gonna work from there.
I'm gonna go short again.
Come on.
Connector.
Yeah, close on.
Lowering the door.
Turn it out.
I dance upon it.
I'll be in this mode.
He's burnt. He's hit. Pinch him.
Yeah, he's burnt, heard and gone.
Oh my god, dude, the double up.
Bathroom long side too.
What's the name behind you?
Dude.
Careful, there's one behind you guys.
It's probably going to see bomb.
No!!
Unless?
That's it.
4v3, boys.
4v3.
Come on.
No!!
Oh
Many seconds you gotta just go down to be
What is the fucking time
ahhh
yay
last 54 right away
50 points
50 points boys
we eating good man
we eating good
50 points
very nice
I'm chilling here boys I'm ending early
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I want to shoot my life