I
Oh, my God, people, oh, seven let us cast me.
I'll get off.
I'll start.
How are you guys doing people?
What up?
Friday, Friday.
New stream, new stream, hello, hello.
Destiny, rip.
The context is up to you.
Fucking Ubisoft, rip.
Oh my God.
Oh, yeah, I saw this. Yeah, I was actually surprised. This is actually early access June 2nd. I
Did see this this game is actually looking fucking sick too
We get
What are we gonna
Deserved
What do we add, buh-bye bungee as well?
You know what man, Destiny.
Destiny is an interesting one.
It is, it is an interesting one.
It is indeed.
You know what, Raul, they could have,
You know, these games, the player base, bro, wasn't I getting a little, bro, I feel like
Destiny is a game that you just got to wrap up eventually.
Okay, you just got to wrap it up.
Okay, it's falling into even the fucking, even the fucking World of Warcraft.
It's the same category.
These motherfuckers want like the darkness, the villain, there's going to be a peak to
the threats.
There's only so many villains until the villains become fucking stupid because like there's
going to be at what point, how much more insane of a villain, there's going to be a peak villain
that will eventually just get to the closest of killing everybody.
Destroying shit.
But then once you get past that, you're going to have a peak villain
and then all the other villains will never be as villainous as that one.
Destiny, brah.
That's when you go to the fucking multiverse.
Yeah.
Destiny had a good run.
dare I even say the people who grew up playing destiny must have started realizing the game just needed to conclude
I would even say they killed the game. I just think it was the natural trajectory of a fucking console shooter that had
expansions that was just gonna eventually
fall off the wheels
Like it's not like they did bad expansions here and there the community liked their shit
the game had a sequel it survived for a long ass time I know people who played
this shit had a destiny um but yeah now whatever I mean whatever what the fuck
what the fuck else did you guys want they tried marathon that was their
attempt what the hell else were they gonna do with destiny bro like I don't
What the fuck else were they gonna do more more of the same bullshit they probably realized
Their player base for destiny was dwindling anyways
They had to go a different route because the truth is I bet destiny too was dying
They probably weren't selling as many expansions I
Bet the game was fucking dying for sure
But like any motherfucker is gonna do the thing when a game's servers are dying or if the servers are shutting down people are like
Oh my god, that game was so good
Bitch, you didn't even fucking load it up. That's why it died
This is just like fresh triple-a death so people care a lot more motherfucker you care you use you stop playing
That's why it is dying and now dead
The resources to make the fucking game clearly the player is was exhausted
They're gonna deep it with an expansion and people are gonna drop the game so fast and the amount of people
Who keep coming back for the same shit?
Keep dwindling every expansion they drop to the point that the game isn't even
worth developing anymore
That's definitely what happened with destiny
And that's not a bad thing these games just are naturally gonna shut down
Just happened to be yesterday
Marathon was their attempt
Honestly, what else were they gonna fucking make buddy, what else was bungee gonna make let's be real here
These studios have no idea. They cling on to their IPs and then when they try something new, it just doesn't work.
Destiny 3 would be the dumbest fucking shit if they actually made a Destiny 3.
Destiny 3 would be stupid, bro.
I'm the troubler again, bro, you're literally copium.
No one wants that dude.
A third one sounds like at that point a third one is dumbass gamers just wanting to be milked.
at that point, you're just buying into the number three
to purchase the same shit again.
They should make their own halo again.
I don't think so, dude.
I don't think so.
Whole different studio, whole different landscape,
not the fucking same.
Bungie can't make games anymore. I think Bungie tries to...
Bungie is like the nostalgia dev where you're trying to see if they still got it, but they don't.
all the bungee is nostalgia slop oh my god I was too I would I was 14 and my
xbox oh my god with my friends on Halo leech you know it's literally fucking
console gamer nostalgia slop that's blizzard yeah motherfucker okay
same as Nintendo. You know what Nintendo the thing is Bungie has Halo that's it. All right
these Nintendo at least has a couple of different nostalgia fucking roads okay. Same as Valve
Oh, dude, Valve has so many different avenues as well, though.
What are you talking about?
What do you mean?
Nintendo's got Zelda, Mario, Donkey Kong, whatever the fuck else.
Pokemon, bro, that's stupid, dude.
Bungie literally only has Halo.
Yeah, I don't think I don't think Bungie played it wrong. I don't think they did at all. I
don't think they did. I think it was just the natural progression of yo the problem is destiny
peaked. That is the thing. The game fucking doing the shit as dailies on your mount, doing
the raids, la, la, la, la, you all did that shit. They had expansions, expansions. And
then destiny two came out and then they do some weird shit where they like separated
they didn't have their first expansion that was like,
without overbearing heads telling them
when to relate it, didn't they do some shit?
Deleted old content instead of making new content.
$60 expansions, they kept taking away content.
They sun-setted content.
You guys really think Destiny was a huge fumble over just the game itself got boring.
After multiple expansions and multiple peaks, really.
You think it was a sabotage over a fumble?
Imagine wow deleting whole expansions.
Okay, I'm not saying that isn't fucking stupid, sure.
That's definitely dumb.
But is that why?
I think Destiny was in natural decline.
doesn't change the fact I think it was still a natural decline. I don't think
that was a major reason is someone not wanting the new the latest content or
some shit. I don't know it's hard to ask people I feel like a lot of people end up
having like now that it's a corpse they're like sympathetic to the game you
So it's like sympathetic goggles to justify all blah blah blah when the game was just in natural fucking decline
already
The game was mismanaged so badly
I don't know whatever I was always like a mid bungee fan anyways some people like I die hard
But yeah, whatever, bro, it still sucks.
I remember playing that shit on PlayStation 3, Destiny in the Beta.
I still fucking remember streaming that shit on the PS3 when Peter Dinklage voiced that
shit.
That was crazy, dude, yeah, I remember that, actually.
Was it PS4? It was 30 FPS, Destiny Beta, and I swear they like just announced the beta
after like a PlayStation or like something happened and then I remember I transitioned
right over to the Destiny Beta. It was either, anyone remember? Was it after E3? They like
open it after an event and it was like sick.
But damn, it still had a good fucking run, dude.
I mean, overall, that was,
it wasn't my favorite game.
I know people who really enjoyed Destiny, but damn,
that was a good ass fucking run for a game.
FPS Looter Shooter that was like the closest to an MMO. I mean, it was a good ass fucking run.
They kind of sucked the entire time, you know what? But through the suckage, they kept their player base. So, I mean, I don't know.
The people, I mean, I don't know what to tell you there.
Release date announcement for what?
How am I going to load these up?
Holy shit, bro, rip destiny!
Eightkeeper?
Oh, this one I was looking up.
Dragon confirmed dead. Feels bad. Confirmed rip. Yeah that game looked like it could have been pretty cool.
I mean the Yakuza dev game, the combat breakdown looked like it was gonna be cool. It was way more like hand-to-hand combat.
I heard about this Vanguard shit. What happened with this misleading? Are you saying the Reddit
comment is true?
A lot of people who actually know anything about how computers work, everything in this
the rest of the building or factory in color.
Vanguard doesn't have access to this type of stuff.
It would need to brick your PC.
The thing is, is bricking is not PCs.
It's a $6,000 DMA cards that cheaters use
to try and get around Vanguard.
Yes, cheating has gotten to the point
where cheaters are buying hardware
that costs thousands of dollars
just to cheat in a video game.
Vanguard isn't brick the DMA device.
So what's happening is that a built-in
Windows security feature is being triggered,
which prevents the device from being used for cheating.
any instance of PCs breaking since be caused by windows
and the card having issues with each other
and can be completely fixed by removing the card.
The PC still functions otherwise if you remove the DMA card
and this trigger can be reset by removing Vanguard
and reinstalling Windows on the device.
So it's neither being bricked nor is it being done
by Vanguard itself.
The system I rely on is referring to the DMA devices
no longer being useful for cheating and valorant.
It's not jarring at the cheaters losing their PCs
because of that is actually happening.
I'm not gonna measure it for what I can tell that's really what's on that beggar is making sure that an already built-in Windows C interfaces being properly plugged in the
M.A. device.
Oh, well, this is factual.
I don't know what to tell you, bro.
I don't know what the fuck to tell you, dude.
I fucking hate cheaters in video games.
You gotta go all out here.
I respect my fucking time in multiplayer games.
that if I'm going to load up and commit to a one-hour match, I don't want some fuck to ruin it.
And I will take a more invasive anti-sheet on my PC to fucking combat these motherfuckers.
I don't know what to tell you, bro.
I don't know what to fucking tell you, dude.
I wish Valve did shit like this.
I'm still tell you bro steam just needs a built in Vanguard that any multiplayer fucking new game can just use do it do it do it
Do it
It'd be amazing
And then they could just have it so oh, it's on steam all these new games and all these new games have it
You can connect it to steam guard
Even those steam guards for your accounts, whatever
Steam OS bro, who knows if steam OS is even gonna ever be a thing
as a standalone and then we just get rid of Windows and go SteamOS, but then how would
that even work for anti-cheat? You'd have like a Counter-Strike Premier League and you
have to use SteamOS to queue, like I don't know. Honestly, that would be probably the
best thing to do. Sure, fuck Windows, SteamOS, built in fucking, you don't have to worry
about cheaters anymore. Everybody's time is respected.
Dude, imagine a world chat. This is the most relatable shit.
Imagine a world where some you imagine queuing in an FPS.
And you never have to wonder if someone on the opposite team
fucking has software that just head shot at you.
You just got outplayed. It's never a layer of mental gymnastics in your fucking head needed to check the guy's profile, checking the fucking stats, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
To gaslight yourself into whatever fucking avenue to eventually do to, oh, he's cheating.
You would never need to do that ever again. It's all mouse and keyboard skill.
That sounds like mental freedom.
That literally sounds like mental freedom.
them retail hell say what you say oh whatever say what you all about valorib
though the anti cheap bro whatever dude do it up man do it up is computer there's
There's always going to be a cheater.
It's computer.
DOW launch date trailer 007 launch.
007 launch.
Summer game fest schedule.
Holy shit, bro.
It's already coming up to June.
What the fuck, man?
It's already June.
We got the summer games events happening.
Holy shit, we're already here.
Oh my god, oh yeah, the state of play is uh, oh yeah dude, the state of play?
Damn, wait, is June 5th the main event?
Oh shit, this week is packed.
Oh wait a minute, in two weeks it's packed. Tuesday is the state of play for PlayStation.
Friday is the main event.
Xbox's event is on Sunday, which is usually,
so that's gonna be like a 50-50.
And then Gears of War, E-Day Direct.
Sure, brother.
Okay, okay, we got some shit going on.
New console announcement? I don't think so. I have a feeling it's too early for the new Xbox console.
I feel like next end of next year.
It's too early.
New PlayStation 5 horror game announcement?
I'm more curious about what PlayStation is going to be doing.
Obviously Wolverine is going to be a huge bit, but like, goddamn, what will be the next
original title that PlayStation is going to pop off with?
Yeah, Corey Barog's new game.
I really hope it's not.
The big rumor is it's that what's that one fucking old ass game?
Which one is it?
They said they're doing, it's not a sci-fi game.
I don't know what the fuck that old ass PlayStation game was.
It's God of War, but in America.
what oh yeah wasn't there a leak that it was about Faye from God of War was that
a was that a real leak
but I don't know if that was Cory Barog's game
was it his? I guess we'll see. Oh yeah, fatekeeper, this game has a demo. This game looked fucking
sick when they announced it.
Oh no, early access, not demo.
Starts June 2nd.
Let's get much so cool.
I'm not sure if I can get through this.
13 man they've team
Let's see let's see
That's all roll you gotta wait motherfucker. You gotta wait
Game is short like eight to 13 hours
What is retail hell
xanima update
What the hell?
This could be good.
Okay, brother. Okay, Brithy.
Hey, does it look bad, Brithy?
Why not, man? Why not?
Sure, dude. 007 Launch Trailer. Oh shit, definitely beating this game.
I might play this game!
Not stealth.
This engine's mine, I did it.
I saw some of the hand-to-hand combat.
To catch him, we're gonna need eyes everywhere.
Then you're ready, Bond.
What about the girl?
A moon's turn end.
I want to meet you soon, Pickup Line.
Whatever his ending is, we won't see it coming.
Yeah, I saw some of the hands-in-hand combat yeah, I heard the Arkham Batman Arkham animator worked on
this game too I heard so yes
Wait, did they really post this?
Okay, dude. Why is Xbox randomly posting this, dude?
31 minutes ago, dude. Okay, dude. Someone had a heart attack.
Why is Xbox, this is from today. They just confer, they're confirming this.
November 19th.
I mean, obviously November 19th, you know, but it's on Rockstar site.
Well, this has been known, I'm just saying.
They're just kind of, we haven't heard any update.
So they're just like throwing this out there all of a sudden.
Doesn't say the year.
Yeah, this is like engagement bait from Xbox. Anything GTA related will get likes.
Pile it on to an established gaming account. I mean, I'm on that
Easy points that's like an easy dunk
Okay, well that meant just post something about GTA. I have to hit 20,000 likes
Just post something about fucking GTA. They eat that shit up
Okay
Why this is PlayStation
You will be on your own.
Lila needs me man.
Oh they're mouths.
Is this like Indonesian or horror?
Wait, this is only on PlayStation 5?
Huh.
Sure, brother, sure, brother.
New Assassin's Creed.
What are we doing here?
Oh, this is the old, this is the old game.
What are we doing here? What are we doing here?
Oh this is the old this is the old game.
Oh my god it looks like digital vibrance was turned on.
Okay, okay, I mean shit you definitely see the detail goddamn the updating
Water quality?
Damn dude, the water, bro, the water tech?
Holy shit.
Can you actually go underwater in this game?
Oh, really?
I think this game is going to be like a treat to play.
I don't know.
This looks like it's going to be good shit.
Is this game going to save the Ubisoft stock?
Ubisoft, once again bro, if you guys are going down, before you guys go down, alright, track
mania, okay, don't just step the servers down, alright.
Alright, we'll talk the word shool and we'll figure some shit out, okay?
All right, don't just fucking kill the game
They don't care I
Don't know if packs of Ramana for last week. I don't know how successful packs Ramana was
Dude his fucking clothes are flipping out
I mean shit, I mean yeah, I mean it looks it visually looks good, but like honestly dude assassins free shadows like good too, you know
It's not like it's not like the new Assassin's Creed games visually look bad
Dude AC shadows look fucking good, bro. You're you're just you're stupid man
AC unity was beautiful
Yeah, AC unity was good shit too. Some are yet to grasp the truth
Some are yet to grasp the true purpose.
Yeah, like even Mirage is good too. Like it's not like they don't know how to make visual...
It's not... bro, it's always the...
The level... the map maker, the level editors.
They usually do a really good job with the Assassin's Creed games, but like, you know...
Only facial expressions are weird
The story is very good in this game I never played it. I'm waiting to play this one. Oh
My god unplayable
That's why my destruction is always good.
They removed the hidden blade.
It's an ability now.
Interesting bro, because it's like the original game does have its appeal as well. Oh shit, there is actually underwater stuff
Yeah older games have like that just like look of it that is just
Still nice
It's like watching a movie for its time and seeing how the camera quality was kind of
like that.
Like a 90s film has that type of filming that is just like makes the movie better.
really as all our games have that effect too.
I'm not gonna watch this whole thing but yeah man ship right we'll see when this comes out.
have you seen the war dogs video no I was just checking this out let me see
yeah two weeks till all the new shit gets announced I saw that rat it looked
Alright.
007 next week, what is Luna Abyss?
This came out yesterday.
I'm sure I'm out.
arrows, but first person war dogs. Okay, this is the next
potential good FPS potential. Okay. Who knows? Who knows? Okay,
yo, there's, they all have fucking potential, bro. Okay,
this is the only one there's no who the fuck else is
developing shit this is the only one I don't know everything that happens in a
match every vehicle bought every bullet loaded every weapon fire every base
built in every building destroyed these are the only okay look I'll get it to
them these are the only devs that look like the destruction is really good new
devs good destruction if you have good destruction that means you know what the
fuck you're doing okay the finals battlefield and that's literally it
there's no other game that does large-scale destruction well exactly
there's no other game because of our cost system every second the second
choice has weight and value giving you a reason to keep playing ultimately we're
putting high-stakes tactical teamplay back into all our warfare.
There are three pillars to our tactical depth and teamplay.
Believable foundations, depth and decision-making, and player-driven all our warfare.
From day one, we deliberately used real-world references as a foundation for everything we added to the game.
From weaponry to vehicles and equipment so that everything you see and hear in the game feels grounded and believable.
Early on in the development of our game, our animation and audio team has travelled to shooting regions to get a better feel for how the weapons that we have in the game feel in real life.
I don't know what the loop is in this game, I don't think it is like you join a...
It's not a server browser.
Which is why we built our own framework on top of Unreal, the we call War Dynamics.
I don't think it's an extractor.
The War Dynamics framework enables us to accurately simulate weapon ballistics and flight models
from real-world data.
We added bullet drop based on real-world ballistic coefficients, including true-time-matter and
air resistance calculated based on each bullet's mass, diameter, and drag model.
This reacts to different surface types of their own penetration values and ricochet potential
based on anotype, calibre, impact angle and velocity at the point of impact.
For our helicopters, we hired and flew in an aerospace engineer to make sure our flight
mechanics were grounded in realism and have the depth that we want to provide for skilled
pilots before making tweaks to make general flying more approachable to more people.
And that's important to understand.
in no way using realism in the pursuit of becoming the world's most realistic shooter.
Instead, we're using it as the foundation to lay a believable depth to the game
and make every load out soon.
Have a lasting consequence for your account balance.
In terms of audio, our priority is that the mix makes you feel grounded
in the ambience and believability of the world,
whilst balancing that with subtly dialed-up gameplay cues,
the key information when you're going to need it most.
From here in a volume distinction between the friendly and enemy footsteps
The subtle confirmation audio
Yeah, like, I think this game actually looks like it doesn't look bad
I know, we all have fucking FPS shit fatigue
And like, oh, this is going to be the next one
This one actually looks like they...
It doesn't look plastic
It looks like maybe...
Maybe, maybe they got something
Maybe
These gameplay-driven audio cues allow you to react and adapt to threats in the heat of the moment
Another example is whiz bites.
From here in a single whiz bite shot, you can understand the grouping of the caliber, whether it's small, medium or large,
and if the weapon was suppressed and the direction of the shooter.
So for 9mm rounds, they will sound and feel less threatening, as they deal lower damage,
and have a different sonic signature compared to a sniper, cracking a 50-cow round right past your head.
Or an artillery shell, about to impact right next to you.
Oh my god. Yeah, I don't know. Looks like they're kicking a bit.
how you like to play. With loads of weapons, equipment and items available to choose from,
you have to carefully consider your inventory size. Balancing how much you want to carry
which affects your weight and movement speed, and most importantly, balancing the cost.
I kinda like how it's all money. And that's why when we say depth, we don't just mean
gum play. The depth in War Dogs is in your personalised strategy of how you want to play
and to try and make a profit.
Knowing that an RPG with rockets could cost you about $3,000 but could earn you $10,000
if you destroy a packed enemy little bird forces you to make split-second decisions between
high-cost, high-reward shots and throwing your cash away if you missed.
Remember, team play items and actions that help your team win, such as purchasing bandages
to help teammates or transporting players back to the control zone are key for making cash
Oh wait, oh really?
Oh, so this is super...
Huh.
At the minute I'm playing recon, playing sniper, I want to pop heads.
I'm so good at listening to the game and thinking enemy out there, enemy out there.
Yeah, this better be having UIs.
I'm typically a team's pilot, dropping people off, bringing supplies to the front lines.
Oh!
I get a lot of push people surviving the landings and then every kill and assist that they do
in the zone gives them a minute back to me.
These guys, yeah, these guys literally took the armor reforger game mode at play and now
That's like it's own standalone game.
Get some of the money for that.
Builder is probably my top one.
Early game, your base isn't going to be doing much later in the game.
You can really drastically speed it up.
And it doesn't look like a cheap copy.
It looks like they're actually popping off.
I play quite like aggressive, pushing people, killing people.
Obviously, you count as more people in the hot zone.
You get more cash as well.
So it's like you are benefiting the team,
but you're also benefiting yourself and the mic,
because you're earning more money by being in the hot zone
and doing actions in the hot zone.
I like to think my playstyle is quite unique drop down at the top of a tower
Try and sweep the tower get in and out get the code and then move on to the next time
Get that tower code and then they can call the hot zone to that tower
I may not be playing a massive role, but it'll be the smaller roles like that
Which kind of this reminds me of like a small-scale plan aside, but you know modern
setting
If it's like very pop and pop out like you have people oh someone died
They just lost all the cash they brought in and then it's like boom another player fills the spot
So it's like super constant fucking players. It's never ending kind of how armor feels
Coalesce over a single thing. That's when it is like well because it's drop-out dropping players
I'm curious
You've got infantry flying inside and around the base.
I can be a bastard.
The people building bases on the enemy teams
will build the anti-aircraft missile launcher.
I will just stop this.
Yeah, like it looks like that.
It's not a helicopter attack.
It's a game changer.
Everything's happening.
Artillery raiding down.
People are scrambling to fire the moors in defense.
People parachute again.
You're desperate for more ammo on the base than something a logistics driver will smash if you regate
It looks like the hell he's so expensive
This blend of real risk in sandbox freedom when combined with our tactical depth and mix of real as an approach of birdies
These war dogs is bringing high stakes. You really think war thunder is better, dude
Buddy you're high
I was flying with this guy. I kind of didn't record saying that because you played it for over 10 years and you're like a hundred thousand dollars
Like oh, I'm from the community. It was like it was like the first community player that I got to speak with and
Then I was like, what do you think about games like I made it back in. No, it's really good performance
It's good as well. I was like, I'll get a little boost at that point. You're an investor, bro
It was the moment for me when I was like, you know, maybe we're doing something
maybe something that people like
As of last week, we've begun running an extremely limited closed alpha test with specific players.
We know there's a huge demand for wider access, but to be clear, these tests are not a AAA
marketing stunt to build hype.
Instead, we're running specific hardware configurations, server regions, and stress testing specific
mechanics to ensure stability for everyone.
If you want the best chance of helping us play Test War Dogs, sign up with a QR code
Honestly, bro, this game, that actually, you know, that might be good shit, that might be good shit, it'll be very interesting to see how the once you died getting back in, like how fast, what the rate of combat is and how fast people populate back.
The only other game that has done something like this is Grey Zone Warfare, but then they have missions.
I don't think this game has missions. It's like very armor-like. Like you just get a loadout, get to the front line, and try to take points, and if you die, you might spawn back, and then you have to...
I wonder if this is also consistent.
Cause you make, it's all cash, every kill is cash,
objectives are cash, but then,
that'll be kind of interesting, bro.
Let's see how this works.
Hopefully it's not free to play in like 20 bucks or something.
Let's see. I don't know of any other multiplayer games dropping dude. I don't fucking know.
I don't know of any other ones. Warhammer survivors buddy. What are we doing here? Bellum
Bellum is, Bellum is, no, bro, Bellum is all right.
Bellum is a little copium, or armor reforger is better than Bellum.
Armor reforger is so fucking good.
Like after being enlightened and playing that game and seeing actually how much fucking
depth and how sick the game looks and plays. They did so good with armor reforger. Bellum is like
Bellum could be a mod in armor and be executed better.
Oh whatever, let them, let them, you know, make their own, let them make their own most damn long.
Zero Hackers in Arma?
Arma is more like Scripters, I don't know how it is with Reforger.
Is this a collab with Ponkle or Warhammer making a survivor style game?
Oh, it's a collab?
I mean, it looks pretty cool.
Am I gonna play it right now?
No.
Yeah, it kind of looks like a heavy, just like a collab, which is cool, but yeah, it's
still very vampire survivor coded, so like been there done that.
This pixel MMO has a play test today.
What is this XAnima update you're talking about?
Let me see here.
This game was pretty good.
I haven't updated in 2.5 years and you want me to read patch notes massive
update to all things
Okay, I ain't reading all this, but it looks like a massive fucking update, sure.
60 plus new, what did that say?
I missed it, I just saw it and it disappeared.
even 1.0. Blood money today? Brother, you're crazy. Brother, you're crazy, brother. Blood money?
Played the arena mode, it's a brawler just like half sword.
Okay, man, I'll play for a little bit.
All right, fine, it is a good game.
It is.
Dawn of War RTS.
Let me see.
Peggy 18.
In the grim darkness of the far future,
there is only war. And on the distant world of Cronus, it reignites once more. A world
scarred by ages past harboring relics of power long forgotten. Four armies, one war. The space
This marines the Adeptus Mechanicus, the Orcs, the Necrons, Duty, Knowledge, Brutality, and Nihilish.
The next chapter begins September the 17th, but on Cronus, war does not end with a single campaign.
Over time the conflict deepens, beginning this fall with Crusade mode, a living campaign of conquest where every decision matters, every victory reshapes the battlefield, and every loss echoes across the war.
Build your army, dominate the map, command leaders and armies. On Cronus, the war never ends.
I wonder how this game is gonna be.
It looks like it could be a good RTS.
Some good 1v1s.
I mean the detail in the fighting looks really good.
But that looked like it was a 1v1v1v1 or something.
Yeah, it kinda looks like heavy on the action when you send the units in.
Let's see, Brother Hellraiser, this is gonna be...
This game looks like it's gonna be fucking insane, but it looks like they're actually
cooking with this one.
Like this is gonna be a good playthrough.
This is going to be like Outlast level, but it might be worse than Outlast, but it might
be worse than Outlast.
Yeah, this actually looks like it's going to be worse than Outlast.
Yeah, this is going to be such an interesting game, huh.
Body horror is not scary. Yeah, I think it's gonna be more thriller like gore thriller
But ye
Remember Darkwood I did brown like it was good game. It was a good game, bro. It was nice man
It was nice, Breta.
Share, Breta.
Virtual Fighter leaked? Oh, God, I'm watching it. It actually looks insane.
I'm not going to show up, but if this is actually what it will look like, it looks like it's
going to be very close to what they showed.
Damn.
And what was the render?
What is this?
Canyons?
I know.
I've seen it.
It's on my wishlist.
And I've seen ill it's on my wishlist hopefully it comes out
Are you a crusader with a gun
of
Can you play the basement in the sky? No, I have not.
Basement in the sky? What the fuck?
Am I, am I not having a basement to the sky?
Oh basement to the sky
Buddy
Do you gotta do chores to then get more parts for your rocket?
This game randomly has a lot of mechanics.
That's actually kind of cool. That's cool, bro.
Oh, yeah, that's actually kind of sick. Huh.
That's cool, dude. That's cool, man. I like that.
Check Pet the Cat demo. I'm not going to play this right now. I don't know about that, bro.
that bro cut the cat demo let me guess you pet the cat right
wow
ridiculous that did not look bad that actually was a cool fusion right there
not bad I saw warhammer survivors but I saw it it looks like if they said this
was a DLC for Vampire Survivors. I would believe it. You know, unless this game gets like fucking
crazy or some shit. It's a new game. It looks like the moms. Same engine. Like it looks like it's
decent sure you know it looks like there's a lot of unique assets and like different things
anyone try it
okay this guy call to arms
buddy this better changed my life with the amount of times you
hold me about this shit 2021 dude what are you why the fuck are you spamming
this shit
sure brother sure I'm probably not gonna play it probably a good game okay but
yeah. Mechanicus 2 also released, I saw that.
Psalm, did I play Psalm or is it just I played this game, Brad?
I have, I might check out some ex anima and I don't really know what else.
Any state of play June 2026 is listed for 90 plus minutes.
Oh wait, no, it's going to be 60 minutes long.
Let's set up some X and my brother's really nothing else.
Let's see what this patch is.
You can play Dreadmoor.
I did.
I played the whole demo.
It was pretty cool.
Played normal mode.
This MMO, Dracantis.
I swear to God, I played this.
No, I never played this.
Do you have MMO?
Chas, someone try that as a good.
They redid its movement.
It's a new game.
It has good PVP.
Gang of frogs came out as no escape gang of frogs. I can't remember seeing this. It was super random
Fuck man
My god
This is just um, this is like that one gunner looter shooter game that was successful but
instead of doing your frogs.
What was that one fucking game?
This is first descendant, but your frogs.
What the hell are we really mean?
Let's see. Let's see. This game had an insane update.
Absolutely wired. Alright. Potential all to four. This game is not bad.
But they added an arena. Audio. Let's see.
They haven't patched this game in years, but the guy came back and was like, yo, I'm patching.
Arena was added ages ago?
What the fuck, man?
Good.
You don't know who you are, but there may be great potential in you.
I
Okay, sure, man.
Facial hair?
No facial hair. Can I zoom in? No?
Not bad, not bad. We got male. We got female.
Okay, I wasn't expecting there to be nudity. Okay?
All right, let's see your ass is back. What are you talking about?
I was ready for this, so I combed my hair before I got here.
There you go, that's him.
Name your character, his name's Jerry.
Apparel, close combat, global experience.
Apparel?
He was on his way to work to Home Depot and he fell in, he tripped and fell down a hill
that rolled him all the way down to this cave.
Oh, little fucker!
Armor?
Move more swiftly?
Oh, you can only have one skill?
Remus.
Okay, let's see what we got here.
She's rich new power you wish to learn first.
Body.
Force blast.
Body.
Wow.
Okay, we gotta wait another five years for these.
mines? I guess it's blast. Begin. Did my game just crash? No it didn't. I updated.
What the fuck, this isn't Home Depot.
What happened?
Shit, how do you play this game again?
Hold on.
You can actually finish this game?
I don't think you can.
Dude, imagine if they made a Diablo like this.
Like a super physics based Diablo.
Buddy, how the fuck do you do this?
PoE3 should be like this.
I.
F.
E. F.
right click, left click, hold F, I, drag, oh true, that's actually sick.
I think I just like used mana or something.
Okay.
Oh, you can drag everything?
Oh yeah, I forgot.
Oh my god!
All right, there's also a plus here like I've leveled up
What is this by the way, it's like a note
The final page of a letter, okay, let's see. No, I've never beaten this game before I
Played it bro. Okay. It's just been a fucking second. This isn't your traditional control scheme
They just fucking patched the game, give me a second to remember how to drive!
Wait, he's actually stuck.
Okay, let's sit here.
They just patched the game, dude.
Okay, this guy.
Okay.
Oh, you got it.
Wow, interesting controls.
Okay, it takes a second to get used to.
It's not just like strafing.
You're actually hitting WS to fucking turn the guy.
Radio ass piece of shit.
Dude, he turns like a boat.
Alright, we're in.
Oh my god, brother!
Yo, you know where I need how to leave, dude?
Sir?
Where are we?
Okay.
AAAAAA
You piece of shit.
Ow.
AAAAA
NO!
How does Luff Click do nothing? Okay.
Wait, he's still alive.
Oh my god, he's still alive.
Oh, you gotta hold left blink, by the way.
You gotta hold it.
Oh, I know now, bro.
Oh!
Ah!
Give me a second. I'm gonna lay here for like two seconds or the...
Just wait.
This is where you should probably restart.
Some AI won't attack you unless you, uh,
Have a weapon. Well, how the fuck am I supposed to know?
Do I have to completely make a new character? Really? Wow.
Oh, it's still him.
You know, we're just gonna go with some pants. Try that again.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, my God.
That all did not look good.
I think the pants ruined it.
Let's try that again.
Try the arena, apparently the arena hasn't been updated in years, bro, years.
game. What are we doing here? Are you loading? Let me completely shut this down.
Okay, don't look at the subs on they vote count. Uh-oh. Next game. There is no next
game. I don't know what to play. Okay, we're back. No errors. No errors this time.
All right, take two. Take two. Here we go. True blood money. Yes. Yes. Yes, I do
have blood money.
Okay, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm escaping this time.
Alright, fuck this door, piece of shit, here we go, I'm getting out of here no matter what.
Nothing will stop me.
All right, I don't know if this guy's always here, but he's gonna die this time
All right, no one's in here there can be a weapon though, right
Nope
oh shit bro what up man come through dude come through oh you're not gonna you're not
coming out you're not coming oh my god
if he's a shit if he's a shit man back
up back up right now back up right now
oh shit I do at the door that's what I
thought man that's what I thought stay
down bro stay down bro don't do this
You don't want this right now.
You don't want that.
Put it down, man!
Put it down!
Alright, I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
Yeah, bro!
Oh, fuck.
Get a little bit closer.
All right I'm backing up. I'm backing up. Yeah, bro!
He left.
Oh my god!
Motherfucker.
Oh shit!
You're a lucky man. You're lucky I don't have my Nikes on.
I kick your ass bro. Come with me. Come with me. You're gonna
guide me to the exit. Guide me to the exit you piece of shit.
You think I don't watch UFC bro? I know they hug when they're tired.
Oh shit, dude. I killed him.
Duel wield.
What is this shit ass swing?
Okay, I don't know the blue sign looks like there's a skill tree IJK. Oh
Oh, or get all knowledge of this technique.
I can't plus anything.
Huh.
Whoa.
I think I need more points, or I just put a point in it.
Double click is overhead?
Okay, okay, oh shit, a chest.
Alright, let me open this.
Or not.
What the hell is this, man?
Is this not a chest?
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh shit.
are these? A belt, a new shirt, and a better axe.
Alright, looks like a potato sack with holes.
Who's in here?
Oh, what the fuck?
Anyone in here?
Hello?
I'm trying to find the exit.
Oh, fuck!
Put it down, man!
I killed your boy!
Don't make me do this!
Aaaaaaah!
Dodged!
Aaaaaaah!
Give it up, man.
Give it up!
I'm not a murderer!
I believe in self-defense!
This piece of shit!
What the hell is that shit there man?
Oh fuck!
Ah fuck!
Oh my god, you recruit me!
Stay down!
Oh my god!
Dude, are you serious?
Are you kidding me?
Are you serious?
I'll do this.
Please.
I don't even know if you can heal in this game.
Dude, he's gonna kill me.
He's gonna kill me!
Oh my god!
Dude.
No!
Fight for it!
You stay there!
Stop.
Oh my god, dude!
Dude, this is insane, man.
It's like using the dullest shit axe.
It's actually waking- waiting for me to wake up.
Okay, this is- okay, that's messed up.
You can kick, by the way.
Alright, I'm opening up the control screen.
like I need to see how to actually play this game right now and use my force with
Q as well yeah I do need to do that I think having no pants actually caused
the bug
Alright, take three.
Take three.
Here we go.
Take three, boys.
There's a metal weapon.
I'm assuming this is all r-is it not randomized?
Yeah, cause this guy's always here.
Oh shit!
Oh my god!
I got him, I got him.
Double headshot.
Double headshot triple
Are you kidding?
Oh my god!
Oh my god dude!
I'm sorry over keep your distance fuck your distance
I'm trying man
Push is OP
Where's the metal pipe? Oh wait that right there. Okay chill get up get up
What do you wake the fuck up man, let's go. Why are you looking around?
All right actually beatable now I didn't see wait that's not a metal pipe can I actually wield this
Two-hander? It's like a great mace.
Nope.
I'm gonna go through this door.
Ow.
Dude, I'm glued.
Okay.
I'm going this way.
this door it's fucking locked of course maybe I can break the crate great
thinking Jerry idiot fuck it's eating me
huh great idea Jerry god damn it just wanted to go to home Depot man and took
a shortcut and now we're here. This is locked too. Should've just went the regular way.
I gotta scrape this fucking goddamn dungeon. Wait, can you actually use that spike trap?
I think that's strong.
Alright, take three, you piece of shit.
Take three, asshole!
Back the fuck up.
Back the fuck up, you zombie shit.
what's up exactly come on now oh my god I can't see any more oh my god duty
He fucked me up!
Okay, oh what is oh shit I need this I can't tell this is better. Oh, it tells you
This has more balance, I'll keep that one.
This game, we had an update, go check the fucking steam shit dude.
Okay dude.
Okay.
Here we go.
All right.
Believe.
All these doors, half of these doors are locked.
Whoa!
There's anyone there!
I found out a hole!
And I'm trying to find the way out!
Oh, fuck.
Don't do this, man.
Don't do this, bro.
I killed your friend, dude.
I killed your friend.
I don't want to kill another alpha.
What the?
Oh, shit.
Oh, my god.
Nice.
I got a sword.
I got it here.
Yo, this thing sucks ass.
Impact 2 slash thrust.
Oh wait, that's actually pretty good.
Oh, you can take the loot there as well.
I could try it.
Maybe it's a decent.
Okay.
Bev, we need online 1v1, bro.
patch online 1v1 leaderboard arena all right you verse each other boom boom
there's nothing else in here there's another axe here but it's probably not
as good oh wait it is actually really good
Okay.
Wait, where did you see a chest?
What the fuck are you talking about, bruh?
That looks like something I can loot.
Oh wait, there is.
Oh shit balance impact. What is this a chisel? I don't know why I need that. Okay, okay.
Here we go, here we go!
Alright.
Ow.
Make a secondary set with another weapon?
Why?
I'm in.
It's kinda crazy how good this game looks in 2026.
Like everything is so crispy.
How did he have this voodoo back in the town?
How did he have this voodoo?
Yeah, the lighting is...
How'd you figure this shit out, man?
Oh, shit!
I'm not dying that easy.
I know how to headshot now.
Yeah, fuck him up.
Fuck him up.
Yeah!
Look at his ass!
He's a shit!
Hey!
Wait!
There we go.
I appreciate it, but you know how it is, only one survives.
Dude, I'm owning now. I got the just...
What does he have? Is that a jacket?
Oh, shit.
Okay, I gotta figure out where I get a key from.
Oh, fuck!
very nice well stores already open
hmm I've never been through oh shit
What up man you got nothing huh all right oh you ever okay okay oh my god
dodged
It's all about them backing up.
What's that man?
It's over dude.
It's over.
What's that dude?
What's up, dude?
Clean.
Nothing good.
Buddy, it was previously abandoned.
Now look, he patched it, bruh.
Where am I?
This place is like goddamn maze.
I don't know what doors I've opened.
I've never been in here before.
I have too much loot.
Yeah, let me get rid of this shit.
Do I actually get like bogged down?
Inventory actually will actually wait.
There's nothing here.
Ow!
Okay.
Oh, what the hell?
I sort of just kicked.
I sort of just kicked some shit.
This looks like I can move it.
What the fuck out of the way bro?
Maybe I can run into it?
Can I, yeah, can you break it?
I'm just looking at it weird.
Oh, wait, wait.
Nice.
Somehow I'm magical.
A boof!
Buddy, it's an empty crate just like run into it.
I'm gonna fit the...
I should have gone with the lean physique.
I could have fit.
Wait, this is doable. This is actually doable.
Alright, it is not bolted in, bro. It's not bolted in. I got it.
It looks like I was able to move it a little.
There we go.
Fixed.
I don't know how I did that, but sure.
Alright, I should be able to fit here.
AHH! Come on!
Dude, how the fuck does this even work?
Unequip the weapons?
All right, here we go.
Dude, he plays like a tank.
He can't strafe into the fucking door.
Alright, whatever.
Whatever.
Fuck this door.
Piece of shit.
AHHHHH!
Motherfucker!
Oh
He's losing to a crate
my arm is stuck oh and I have an idea I have an idea I have an idea you do
overhead to latch onto it and pull it out with the axe oh wait there it is there
There it is. Fixed. There it is, boys. Never give up, boys. Never surrender. Okay? That's
what I'm always trying to teach you. Okay?
Alright, now let me see. Can I find something to fix my bleeding? This looks like a help.
Not me, me, no, swah, ho-ka-da-ble-da-ah!
Hello!
Nothing.
That's why...
You must descend to ascend.
Alright. Who goes there? Who goes there? Who goes there? Do you want to avoid, mate?
All right, I just needed to see aggression now prepare
You will not live
What's that man? Oh
Where's your shit man, where's your shit?
It's mine now.
Oh my god!
I guess not having a torch sucks.
The torch is really nice.
Upgrades.
It's like there's a chest over there.
Oh shit man, can I drink this?
New garb, a funnel, and a shovel.
I don't know if you actually need items
to progress in the game.
There's a secondary tab?
Oh yeah, whatever.
I guess I could just throw the torch on the secondary.
Oh, is there a lever right there?
Oh fuck.
Hurry!
God damn it.
I'm gonna wait.
You piece of shit.
Alright, here we go. Ready?
And...
GO GO GO GO GO!
Fuck, I took the wrong turn. Okay.
I remember I did something like this before and yeah, it's to make like a ramp to quickly go up here.
I needed like a great point
This is actually move this ladder
No, I can't move the ladder no I
I kind of can. Oh, you can use WSD to rotate? Well, there you go.
I believe.
There it is. I can climb that. I can climb this. Let me get a running start.
Yeah, I might need to put some other stuff below.
Let me see.
Close. Close.
Very close.
Yeah, wait, what if I just put it on this instead, and then I can get up?
Oh, he can move that, but he can't move the other stuff.
The only thing is, I don't think I can jump.
Can I actually jump?
Oh, wait, he can climb up.
Oh shit, he can step up.
AHHHHH!
Oh fuck.
I'm a little worried about this.
I need perfect trajectory.
I need a perfect line down.
Move all this over here, get everything out of my way.
Alright, here we go. I have one attempt, or else I'm dead.
Alright, here we go, here we go, here we go. Line it up.
Line it up.
Yeah! Oh yeah!
We're in.
Up in.
Can I open this?
Maybe not.
Is there a chest in here to loot?
This looks like there might be loot in here.
Nothing.
I don't see any chests.
The big one?
Right there.
This thing?
Is locked.
Whoa!
A pipe!
I have too many clothes.
Oh, shit, man. I'm actually super geared now.
Overweight ink?
Maybe.
Wait, that's all that was in here?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Born, Overcombered.
Art is not swap loadouts.
I wonder if there is a keybind to swap.
Oh, shit!
Wait, this looks like the potential exit.
Have I been in here?
Hello!
He doesn't need it anymore.
A bunch of bullshit.
A key for a door.
Now let me hop out of here.
Wait a minute.
Oh, R does work, but in combat sense, it doesn't work.
You need to press R and he's slow with it.
Oh, but this is too heavy.
Kind of moved.
Not again.
Fucking roll, you piece of shit.
Roll!
I'm not gonna lose to you.
There you go.
Oh, what a fan! Hold on, let me get my weapon out. All right, what do you want to do now? Your choice.
You want to fight?
You want to fight, huh? Okay
Fuck up back. That's not gonna drop back. Don't fuck up boys. Huh? We gotta know
We gotta know my powers
Mom man
Going home, dude
Oh shit!
This guy's got a keyblade.
Hey!
What the hell man?
Oh shit!
One sec guys.
I'm alive, but at what cost?
Oh my god, there's another one.
He doesn't know I killed the boys.
What's up man you want to see what happened in here? You can join them.
I'm not gonna lie I'm fucking owning right now. I'm owning. I'm owning. That did
not work. That did not work. I have a new thing I can do. What's this new thing I can spec
into.
Oh!
Um, move more swiftly under the weight of your armor, sure.
What the fuck?
Probably gonna have an attack after a block.
You're able to regain mental focus more quickly, you're less likely to, er, er, er, er, er,
er.
Sure, man.
Volition.
I don't know how to open a door.
I think you just don't click the lock of the key.
Is this door never fucking locked?
Holy shit, man!
God damn it!
We're back here. I gotta figure out how I open this.
This one's locked.
Bro!
How the fuck do you do that?
How the f**k do you do this?
Don't tell me it's not locked either.
Alright, well, that doesn't work. It's blocked on the other side. Double click the key.
Oh shit. Looks like we're going. Alright, I've already been in here a little. Oh, wow.
Oh, true. That explains a lot. That red vial looks like I can drink it for HP maybe.
He on the ground lies I don't have to move that why do I have to move that I don't need
Access to that door
Hello, oh shit, who's this guy?
There's a key under the table
Well, you look like me bro, were you on your way to Home Depot and then fell down a hole when you decided to take a
Detour and now you're here
What's that about?
Wait, what happened?
Who are you?
My name's Darren, I'm just a farm hand.
I go by Jerry, I think.
You think? It seems to be having trouble with remember things.
Reckon you got thrown in like me hit your noggin heard that can forget you heard that can forget you your stuff thrown in
What do you mean by bandits they rob me and threw me down a hole in the ground in the ground. Where are we?
That's all I know this place is scary. Well, let's get out of here. Oh
The hole is too out of reach. I'm sure there's a little way out
They don't see very aggressive I'll try to avoid them if they are undead they must there must be a necromancer
Yes, true. There's a Necromancer too. I said it in jest. Don't worry. There has to be a nearby
So what are we to do I will finally leave of course
You know to fight
My doll was a soldier, he tried to teach me some but I wasn't much of it.
I guess it's time to finally learn.
God's blow, I hope I won't have need.
It's likely that you will.
Well, should look around my doll, I would say even a good shirk can save your skin, yes,
we could use some weapons too.
Okay buddy, you following me man?
Are you reading this shit?
Detail library's materials being delivered and dispatched
Hmm
I think he's following me now. Yeah, he is
Okay, let me see where this key is you guys are talking about.
Under the corpses?
There's a cleaver.
Alright, got my dual wield.
Under the table.
Oh, I see.
and a door and a lever oh I know it's a hook
Okay, I was doing it right earlier when the reticle changes
What is that?
Alright, let's see
Hey, yeah, take this bro. Take this shit. Where this where this where that
Can I tell him to wear stuff
No?
This was the most random sh- room.
There's a chest here though.
Okay, what do we have?
I will wear this if it's my swag.
I will take this.
Random.
Perfect.
Wait for me, how are you doing? Let me see your equipment.
Buddy, oh my god.
Alright man, we're gonna find some stuff, okay? Don't worry, we're gonna find some shit you can get equipped and we're gonna get the hell out of here, okay?
All right, we're gonna do this
To the nightmare, but we're gonna escape
Give him the axe I'll protect him until I find a better weapon
Actually, you know what take this ship right take this shit you have a fucking stick
Get the hell over here come on
Much better. You know what you take the torch and follow me
All right and I'll go there you go the build the build we can do this 1v2
I am absolutely lost I've been through here I think I'm going backwards but I
can't tell. Alright, this is this area. Already been here, bro. Already been here. Already
been through here. Try going this way. Navigation is not my strong suit. Oh my god, holding
Right mouse bump is so much better for moving. What the fuck?
This right here
Yeah, I need that torch I can't see shit man
Wait, we're back here!
I know this is where I came from!
Alright, let's move, let's move, let's move.
We're gonna keep going right.
Oh, that's a dead end.
Nope.
Yes, that's a dead end.
And then there's this door as well.
the hell looks like you can do something here a brush hey I'll try starting a fire
guy. Oh yo gloves dude. Nice. Oh shit.
a dead end too. I'm pretty sure the only way out way this is a dead end too. The only way
out was that door that I got to figure out how to open. There's that gated black door
which looked like you needed to find a lever to open it.
Yeah, this one right here.
How the fuck do we open this?
It looks like the way forward.
Let me see if I can find a door that I haven't entered because every door is open and this
just literally loops around.
Oh, so it's just the left right.
And then this is the main hallway that leads to that area.
BROTHER!
I'm just heading back!
What the fuck, man?
I probably just missed?
Wait, what about here?
Yeah, this door was locked over here.
Here we go, here we go.
There was this locked door.
Oh shit.
Alright, you first, man.
You first.
You first, man.
You first, bro.
Go!
I don't know what's in there.
Fine.
Hey yo we got a guy. We got a guy here. Back up buddy. Where's your necromancer huh? Where
Where is he?
Ahhhh!
Swing bro!
Oh fuck, he's getting back up.
Take him out, take him out, chase him!
No way he's running.
He's actually running?
What the hell?
I got him.
I would totally give this guy a two-in-a-dact, but, um, no.
Jail cell.
I
Let's see we got here boys. What is that right there? That looks fucking weird
Is that a lamp?
Alright, let's go.
Alright, there's a couple of different jail cells here.
Is this for heels?
I'm not even sure you use this. Bottle?
They're both empty.
These are both empty.
Oh, shit, the toilet, bro. You gotta take a shit?
Okay, I feel like there's something here that I have not seen.
That might be important.
The chest.
Interesting.
I could give him some new shoes but I don't think he needs it.
I kind of like our builds.
He illuminates and has a one hand and I have a two hand.
works there's nothing in this jail cell right we can use no I don't need the
fucking shield bro this way another door where does this one lead us
is that death bro go down there explore I'll pull you up go down there
Oh shit, hey
What's up man, what's up even zombies feel pain
What's that man?
Nothing good.
Insane green shoes though, insane drip.
It does look like the half sword scythe.
Wait why did he switch to his stick?
Dude what are you doing man?
Alright, let's go.
I think he goes and like picks up random steps sometimes.
Right here, two doors I haven't gone through.
This one.
Which one?
This one?
Might be just another whatever room.
good this one wait there is a chest bro I did a quick look I guess it was too
quick where the fuck is there a chest oh my god I would have a painted ceramic
disk. Wait a minute. What the fuck? I'm probably gonna insert this somewhere.
Good job chat. Proud of you right there. Proud of you. Alright, where does this
lead us?
Interesting. How long is this game, by the way?
There it is bro, hit him!
There it is!
Press him up!
up good shit man making an insane team you and I I think we might actually get
out of here the first I didn't think so but I think it's possible there's a
chest right there with trash. Let me hook him up. That leather cap is crazy. Stats.
Alright man, here you go. It looks like he auto-loots sometimes.
All right, let's go.
Still kind of lost.
I feel like I explored this whole area.
There is another door.
I think there's a spike door.
Can I go through here?
here
the
man
I
Don't see any chests
Oh got one that looks like a hammer leather belt and died coverage on the padded shirt
Are you good dude?
I'm giving this belt maybe.
Full plot of full plot of battle.
I don't know what the fuck just happened to that battle.
I don't know what the fuck just happened to that bell.
Did he wear it?
Is he wearing it?
Where did that just go?
Oh, it's under his clothes.
Alright, excuse me.
Let's see.
This might be it.
Whoa, what the hell?
Light arming jacket.
Hold on.
This, this, this, what the?
Is that any worth it?
Oh my god, there's so many clothes.
a shovel, a drawing compass, and a jacket.
I can give you so much shit, come here.
There you go, leather jacket, insane swag.
Let's see what we have here.
Check the other drawer, there might be a map.
I tried opening this and it didn't let me.
The other one I could, oh wait, there we go.
There's nothing in there.
Whoa, holy shit, hey, light, light!
Oh, we got a battle are you kidding are you kidding
Now.
Dude, I need HP.
Yeah, I need to start using more of the force.
region man I'm pretty fast a mug and braces
Okay, that was Marlia?
What do you happen about, man?
Why don't you take that out?
Is someone in one of these?
Literally just the shitters.
Oh, there's a chest.
We don't need any of that.
Really?
That was everything in here?
No, he doesn't tell me anything.
Wait a minute.
I'm actually lost.
Did I go through here? The door's open and there were spikes.
I don't think I've ever been here before. Just the door was open.
Oh fuck.
Buddy, one hit and this journey's over.
I needed to step it up here, friend.
Bring him in here, bring him in here, bring him in here.
You first, you first.
Nice good hit good hit mess them up good shit man. This is your training. Oh my god
Let me get in there
Let me get in there let me get in there I got it. I'll take it from here
Leave them there leave them there nice
nice teamwork insane teamwork holy shit we're crazy there's four lepers
oh yeah are these vambraces the fuck over there reach
what's the catch
I don't get it.
I just hear something open on the other side.
That did something.
That's...
Okay that turns the fire on.
That sounds like two things are just opened.
What?
Oh, you could just swing that shit to the left?
Can I just open this?
Nope.
Oh, wait!
I wonder...
Literally the same side.
Is that not opening that door right there?
I cannot tell what the fuck that is doing, it's opening something.
There's a death path here.
Wait can you make a path to the other side?
Yeah, bring the light
All right, I got this Bob the Builder
It's like, weirdly sticky.
What the fuck is this, man?
Oh my god!
I don't mean to do that.
I'm a little scared.
Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna do this, bro. I don't wanna die.
I'm all set.
Yeah, never mind. I'm good.
Now, how the fuck do I open-
Got it.
I
I'm trying to get rid of the fucking blue plus.
How do I get rid of the blue plus?
Unless I have to put a point in here.
The slot is locked.
Choose a new spell to train, I did.
Requires coherence, convergence, expansion barrier.
They have pre-rex.
Whoa, what is that?
Oh!
What is this?
Hiya, was that a heal?
How do I heal myself?
Yeah, that's a lot more guy
It's actually healed me
Oh, yeah, it looks like I am healing very slowly
all trash let's keep going here ever moda lawn yes
are you kidding me I'm gonna look of human and I'm almost going to confuse memory surface
but you fight them down nevertheless nothing was restored
Whoa!
Okay, I can just go straight through this door.
All right, let's see what we have here.
What the hell brother so many
Let's go buddy!
Come on buddy, chill!
Relax!
Wait, they're fighting each other.
Let them fight, let them fight.
Don't go in, don't go in.
Wait!
Get away from me!
How is this so good at missing?
God damn!
Shit he's still alive!
Get hit man.
Get hit.
Get shit bro.
Trash.
Fucking trash!
Fucking shit!
Shit!
I was in it.
One ran away and let him run.
He'll tell the others.
Not a door, what the fuck is this?
Oh, the torch! That over here!
Mm-mm.
It is not that at all.
Ah, let's keep moving.
There's so many different paths, I'm still super lost, I think I'm, I don't know, whatever
I see a door that's not open, it's gotta be some sort of progression.
guy that's alive behind the door.
There it is.
Another one.
Brace.
This room does look familiar, but oh shit man, I kind of really like my weapon.
I feel like my weapon is so good, I don't want to change it, because the reach is so
good.
Fuck the secondary dude, you don't need the secondary.
Right, you want the sword man?
There.
It is yours now.
Just leaps into the bathroom.
Da-da-dum.
Ahm, fuck me, man, this shit's a goddamn maze!
People making this got confused too!
These lamps, are they magic?
AHHHHHH! My fucking leg!
What do you mean by magic?
Oh my god, you know the stuff Thummer does.
That would be a binding and that's not how it works.
You can't just create lighter or a force.
It must be barred from somewhere.
This requires great concentration and as soon as you stop renewing the link it breaks.
Dumbass!
Yes.
Yes, chat I gotta take a shit. I'm not gonna lie boys. The shit needs to be chat hold up
I
All right, sorry about that, Chad.
Yeah, I'm thinking of maybe, this game's cool, I'm thinking maybe next game though.
Or I go until I die or something.
What are we thinking here, what are we thinking here?
It's a cool game, I just keep, you know.
Can I, if I, does it save where I left off?
Oh it does, okay.
That's a good game brother, we're going to go play a little bit of, um, um, uh, uh,
hold up boys, hold up
we got some matches
we got some scheduled matches
combat seven oh really mood not the fucking fruit game okay buddy don't you
have a fucking gun to shoot in a game bro okay
Shivery two. I haven't played shiv in a while. I need to make at least one watermelon. Just
one watermelon. Shift two. I'm not feeling good on this shiv front. I don't know if there's
servers up or people playing right now?
There probably are. One quick Eliminator, you're hilarious.
What absolute fucking savage, no life fuck who hates everything is queuing this Godforsaken
and cursive pieces of software.
Who's out there?
Buy some Suica Bling.
Honestly, all this week of playing just looks like it hurts your eyes.
Are you kidding me bro, Friday the queue should be popping in Japan.
What the hell is this dude?
Okay, then.
Yo, okay, I guess, uh, no one plays.
Wow.
Even Japan abandoned the game.
Maybe I did get Shadowban.
I see it.
Bose!
Let's see who the boss is at the end of this round.
Wow, okay.
I
De-saved or not. All right. Well
Sure, man, I did I'm gonna be a fake keeper looks sick dude. I saw it's early access is starting
They announced it the week of summer games fest, so
We shall see
Oof! That worked.
What a oof!
Interesting.
We got a rose of lemon.
Oh, this works nicely.
Wow.
Every single time, man, it's always the wrong read.
Every single time, man.
Damn wrong read.
I do not know how that helps anything.
A lemon over there is bad.
Good, good, good, good.
Sure, sure, sure.
Okay, if that, if that, if that could drop, that would be amazing.
If that apple comes down here, we're eating good.
I'm a little worried here.
Oh shit.
Oh god.
Hmm.
Get up a meal.
Ah shit.
Oh god.
No.
Oh shit.
Oh god.
Oh, shit.
That doesn't help anything.
That just made it worse.
What?
Really?
Okay, I'm trolling.
Double trolling?
Oh I didn't fall in there!
Are you kidding dude?
Fuck this game bro.
Fuck these fruits.
Fuck the game.
Oh, that's a tragedy that that didn't go over to the other side and fucking connect, dude.
Buddy, I am winning this shit.
I refuse.
I will- I will meet you without the damn watermelon, if possible.
Ugh, I don't know if it is.
Ugh, that should have dropped it.
I
Know
Buddy
What's up now, what's ya doin boss?
What's ya doin boss?
What's ya pretendin' I'm boss?
There it is, boss.
There it is.
There should be a timer mother fucker how about you don't know how much you relax oh
Oh shit, okay, we're in Japan League. Oh, fuck.
The Shrats.
This through.
Okay, it's fine.
The Long Route.
We're taking a Long Route.
We're taking a Long Scenic Route.
Massive Long Scenic Route.
Holy shit, the most scenic route ever at this point.
Oh my god.
This is gonna be a long journey.
That's cool!
buddy get the fuck over there dude okay interesting
I was hoping that was going to connect there, I was hoping that wasn't going to happen.
Okay.
I
Apple might live down there forever
Wow
I'm gonna grape here and pray that this tech works.
Okay, I went the wrong way, but it worked out.
It worked out.
It's- if you tomato- oh, you tomato- me!
Every time you try to play for the long game, it deals you the shittiest fruit.
Wow.
Why would I Apple this?
I'm waiting for a tomato here right now.
I am desperately waiting for a fucking tomato over here, dude.
Really?
What's up man?
What's up Japan?
Come on man.
Wow.
Okay, okay.
Nice, sure.
Interesting.
I don't know how I feel about that.
Okay
Wow the clutch up the clutch up right there I had to I had to
Big tech big tech here
Got it, got it, sure.
Sure.
Okay.
This one is not good.
I'm not even sure what to do with it.
I'll just wait.
There's nothing to do with it.
I guess you should get used to it.
Oh, my.
Oh, buddy.
This might be a live throw.
Oh!
No!
Oh
Dude that would have been a Kirby Kirby Kirby into a lot dude that is a watermelon waiting to happen
I
1776
Oh dude, tell me a cherry is gonna fly out, dude, fly out bro, please.
Please fly, fly out, fly out.
Oh, oh, come on.
Oh my god, that's bullshit.
Dude.
I
Really
Right
I
All the fucking way over there by the way. Sure dude.
No no no no no no no no no! Right! Right!
No no! Sure!
No no no no no! I see I see!
Right the moves!
Go right the moves!
Okay, okay, hold on actually, some lemon combos here.
Really? Really?
There it is, boys. There it is. It's gotta do it again now. Let's just run that back
back again here. Let's get a quick lemon. Fast lemon. Send it. Fast apple. Holy moly.
Holy moly. Put that shit over there. Fast Kirby. We'll take this. Move this over. Build
over here. Another apple. Lemon. Send that shit over.
There it is. There it is.
No, no, no, yes, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh my God!
I didn't mean to do that!
This could ruin everything, unless...
I'm still
Uh-uh.
If this falls I'm gonna be so sad.
Of course. Of course. Of course! I just need an apple! Dude! I have a watermelon right there, dude! Oh my god.
Dude, it doesn't balance!
Of course, it's gonna lemon on the other side, bro!
Oh my god!
Push!
Urrsh!
There it is, bush. There it is.
Holy shit. There it is.
There it is!
someone walk away right now dude someone walk away from their PC and go get a
drink because they know the need is done they know
Oh
There it is boys
Another one. Japan defeated. Another one.
From here today, the last time I played, I wanted to never play Counter-Strike ever
again.
I'm still kinda there.
The game has been the worst fucking thing to play.
Like, it actually hurts to play now more than fun.
But you want to?
Um...
I actually think I'm actually falling off of the game, so...
No.
I don't know if I want to.
I'm actually a little unsure.
be honest this time around
that fucking sucks wow okay
Okay.
Oh, way too many fucking tomatoes and cherries and shit right now.
Can I make this fall?
Nope.
Whoa!
That's a shit tumble.
It worked.
It's pretty bad. It's pretty bad. It's pretty fucking bad, not a word.
That was actually a good pop-back. I'll take that.
Ooh, actually, um, risky.
I don't know if I want to build in between these with the grape.
That's also really bad. Oh, fuck. Oh, I threw.
Oh
Yeah
Oh that's horrible
Wow, look at that, that's beautiful.
The launch here is insane, actually.
Actually insane Lodge.
This is called the trash dump build where you can throw all your trash down there because you're parking off
Essentially you're parking so hard that you can just throw all your trash down there
Hey, I am farming!
Wow, that took way too- that was not worth the farm.
I'm so worried about this because it might be a double tomato. I'm not sure
Am I having an issue I may have actually screwed up I think I over
appreciate yeah exactly
Unless
There it is boys
There it is.
You would.
You would do this game.
Cuz you're a piece of shit man
Wait, oh my god, that was actually amazing
Oh
Shit I was hoping that was gonna go the other way
Oh my god, dude
I don't know if I have room for all this
That's gonna lemon on the right
That fucking sucks
If I can put this over here and make, uh, I want anyways.
What can I say boys?
Who's next?
Next
What the fuck are you doing, Jason?
Jason, what are you doing, man?
Brother.
Oh, really, buddy? Oh, really?
Oof, oof, oof!
Oof, oof, oof, oof, oof, oof, oof!
Oiii!
Move the fucking apple, push that shit down, let's go, that's a curvy right there!
Really?
Oh, you lag-switching, you fuck, huh?
This fucking guy.
Typical.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I've seen it lag and then pick up
Come on, man.
Nintendo, come on bro.
Come on bro, I'm gonna win this, Nintendo, please.
Family movie time, internet paused.
I don't know, should I restart here?
Come on, man.
Shit, dude, he knew it was over, so he fucking threw.
Play jail while you wait.
True.
Because I don't have to do a full restart.
Dude, I got my ass kicked the last time I played this shit.
this shit redemption arc here we go
let's do my biggest electronic diner carabuk it's too busy
come on bro you think this is a fucking game bro you think this is a fucking game
You gonna lose that yellow boy?
You're gonna lose that, you little whore.
La uni died.
I think this is Brazil. I wasn't gonna say Brazil, but now I'm looking at the environment.
This Brazil. This Brazil.
Oh, fuck.
Oh fuck.
And before Tasmania.
Alright, we're in Australia.
Southern dental specialist.
I'mma take that, bro.
Yeah bro, this guy must be on the most southern part of Australia, agreed, agreed, southern,
yes.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Fuck yourself, shit man!
fucking east you should say east there's fucking guys south my ass fuck you talking
about southern should be gotten down east dental clinic
What the hell is this dude?
There it is boys, there it is. Holy shit, Chile or Texas?
It's Chile boys, this is Chile.
This is Chile? No wait, isn't Argenti- oh fuck!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, oh my God, oh my God, the
one star dude, oh my God, I forgot, oh my God, isn't it Argentina?
I think it's Argentina, I think it's Argentina, I think it's Argentina.
Oh no, I think, I don't remember dude, fuck me.
I swear to god, it's Argentina.
I don't know that guy.
How does this guy not know the flag?
I don't know that guy, how does this guy not know the flag?
Alright I deserved the loss.
God fucking dammit man.
I matched, I don't even know.
I don't know, I don't even fucking know.
It was Chile, dude.
It was Chile!
I'm the second fucking guest myself.
Out of the damn area.
Wait.
God fucking damn it, man.
Whatever.
Fox, Rika, I'm done with Rika.
Malogonini, Poznanoni, from Asioni.
Oppo deli.
Oh, really?
You know what check for public don't even fucking talk to me dude check for public
Oh my god.
All right, I'm going to 600 right now.
600 Rengage, Inc.
Yo, nice fucking sign, dude.
Who made that shit?
Hey, does someone just, like, remove every road sign?
Okay, we're in Brazil!
That was not my first, but it's Brazil.
here in Brazil, no fucking idea.
So let's go near Sao Paulo.
Oh, okay, right.
Right, sure.
Okay.
I don't fucking know, man, up here.
I
Would have been a one tap if I had any multiplier if I had any multiplier would have been a one tap
Why?
Well, what the fuck island?
Aw, shit.
Did it's Hawaii or New Zealand?
I don't know.
Wow, it is.
Dude, right, dude's right on it, oh my god.
The hell, is this turkey?
Oh, this is gonna hurt.
I don't know where we are.
Whatever.
My honey.
There it is. He has no idea, bro. He has no idea.
You have no idea.
Insane pull. Insane pull.
Dude, the die easy. Come on, man.
I don't have any more.
Bermuda, Bermudas.
Meh, meh, meh, meh, meh.
Yeah, where the fuck is Bermuda again, by the way.
And I-
Is it, I don't- wait, really?
Yo, where the fuck- oh yeah, wait, Bermuda.
No way, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No way.
Do you know, I guess there's actually a-
And I don't think I've ever...
I don't think I've ever done that.
Dude, Bermuda is so fucking isolated.
What the fuck, man?
Dude, I never realized Bermuda was so isolated.
God damn.
At least the Bahamas, you got like a couple of other shit.
Bermuda's like off in the middle of,
Dude, that whole thing can just sink and no one will even know it looks so tiny and just like way too in the ocean
There it is boys, easy
Come on, bro. Come on, bro. Come on, man.
Dippity!
It could be Ireland. It could be.
What is it?
Gordon from the Calamany.
Oh, wait. He should have known, dude.
Gordon from the Calamany.
Dude's Irish.
Oh, yeah, my pops is here, my pops is here.
Oh, yeah bro, did you look at the fucking dirt and figure it out, cuz I don't know.
Get the fuck outta here, bro, you have no idea.
What the fuck is this?
Norweird?
I have no idea, I don't know.
Wow.
Russia, by the way.
I'm going this way.
Please.
This bus.
Senadora!
Sa!
Aquador!
Brasil!
He doesn't know.
You don't know.
Tea.
You don't know.
Oh, really?
What?
I'm getting your fucking shit away from me, man.
Oh my god, I was about to go Southeast Asia, holy shit.
I was about to go to the south, to the east.
I feel like just going right here is good enough.
Right there.
I think that's good enough.
It was indeed good enough.
Get out of the way baby!
Really?
I think going right here again is fine.
He doesn't know.
Oh, come on, bro.
Oh, you're gonna fucking do this to me now, huh? You're gonna do this to me now
Was that a Russian flag
Lock the fucking...
Dude, that's...
Dude, the Russian flag!
I don't know, there's two fucking geese on that shit!
And I don't fucking know who has the two geese
Serbia has the same fucking flag
Are you kidding me with two fucking ducks?
Oh my god
Satorosa, Sator Isabella
Oh shit.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I think this is Mexico.
Oh god, it's Brazil or Mexico.
this fucking sucks. I don't know where we are.
Here we go, GG.
Get the fuck out of here, man.
Get the fuck out of here, dude.
Right.
Oh my god.
That hurts dude, that hurts very badly dude.
Oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, boys, that hurts.
Fuckin' hurts man, it fuckin' hurts, brother.
Alan, fuck off and go play another time, dude.
Why you always fuckin' hear when I'm live?
go do some other shit go fucking play the game your other favorite streamers
playing
this fucking guy dude
Yeah, cuz you're always fucking here, bro. No one wants to see your shit ass fucking name every time a streamer loads the game up
Alright, this is Spain or Portugal?
I think Spain.
I need more.
I think Spain.
Where the hell is this?
Oh yeah, I remember this one.
Oh, if only I knew.
I don't.
one. If only I knew. I don't though. I don't.
Why are there 50- oh, weird.
All these small little islands are interesting.
Alright, we're in Indonesia or Philippines. Oh, fuck.
Balai, bro, aka Bali. Close enough.
Close enough, Indonesia.
Yeah, where is Bali, by the way?
Where the fuck is Bali?
Oh shit, that was Malaysia.
Ah, shoot!
What the hell was that?
I'm gonna bungle a dash here.
Wow 54 54 points holy shit
Manang, sing song.
How can he sing song?
It would be bro.
Why the fuck is it always in the north, dude?
Why the fuck is it always in the north?
Alan, now fuck off and go play some other shit!
All right, winning trash meta right here, this trash can, speak to me.
Okay, okay, that one's nervous, they don't all talk, they don't all just talk to me.
Okay, okay.
Okay, interesting, interesting.
It gave me a clue.
It gave me a clue because it's clearly the Philippines boys.
Just kidding, it's Malaysia.
Exactly.
Oh, really?
Ah, what the fuck out of here, Mr. 480?
Right.
Oh wait, is this guy from Indonesia?
Come on bro.
Please go to Korea or something.
You stupid fucking weave man.
Of course, of course.
Oh
Skah, bro, give me quick you know here. Let's go quick. You know, let's move
Come on buddy quick double use quick double use quick double use
I think that it was some maybe African language.
Please, please.
This 480 motherfucker plays like a damn 580, and I'm sick of it.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Okay.
Oof!
Come on, man.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, triple low-ski, whatever, bro.
Right, right, mm-hmm. Get the fuck out of here, dude. Get the fuck out of here, bro.
Whatever, man.
I'm done with you, I guess, sir. I'm done. Fuck the world.
Fuck the world! No!
Fuck the world? Fuck the world. We're done with the world.
Fuck the fruit? Fuck the world?
I don't want any of it.
I don't want none of it.
There's some UFC. I'll wait for the new UFC to come out. Cross play and a bunch of other shit. It'll be nice.
Do some tank runs?
Nah.
Play the battery out, does anyone actually play it?
Um, they do.
One win.
if anyone actually you know plays it a lot
I'm not sure.
When you're a lieutenant at the JLTV in Shoe Hellies, it's lots of fun.
What's the difference?
Yeah, the server is packed, I'm first in queue, and no one's left.
All right, I'm in.
People out of school?
Oh, yeah, it's Friday.
I
Can do some Bayer RP
Somebody can fly oh yeah, what up? What was that commander? Oh?
Yeah, you get a supply little bird by any chance you can spawn and I got to get some supplies over to Dallas
oh I'm on cooldown understood understood to me got it got it Roger so I'm
cool down yeah yeah we got a cool down commander I tried I tried anyone not
flying the spare one so yeah anyone got a spare one wants to see these come up
That's the supply hilly, that's the fair supply hilly.
you
I
Every time I try to land here it's like let's say
What they said, they need SUPRISE!
I'm gonna get a Phoenix actually, fuck that shit.
Oh there, there's so many people up they can deliver.
There's only a thousand resources here.
Fucking Han Zimmer goes from like the mutants to like to them shh.
So the audio is always all over the place.
the
of
the
death of
death
of
Oh
Wait what
Oh my god!
I didn't even eliminate it!
I lost my fucking heli though, of course.
There he is.
Try to land
There is
You might have like a anti air
Yes
Not a single hit there were hits
You can see the smoke hits.
Take the radio, yeah.
before secondary explosion of course he didn't have shit he had a demolition
block please hurry
just tricks the enemies behind you and run behind you yet they'll probably they
went through the spike I might just pull out a truck and then just go fight yeah
But his he wouldn't have a gun in his shirt. It's just like on
I'm gonna take a car out and drive to down this road maybe to Montana
of
the
of
the
of
the
you
We're going to rush in Little Bird and hopefully we're going to get shot down.
I
Here we go
I think it'll really gonna work out spread out a little bit because it's waves of dudes then
So it's Union
This guy's swimming
Oh my god
Right, just hold on man
Sorry, it's not good
And say in swim animation
And it went Washington first.
Everyone in Washington, Washington, Washington.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, everyone go.
Air swimming?
Yeah.
Washington.
Yeah, we have one guy over there. It's fine.
I don't think it's fine, man. We could try to go to Murmoth.
I think that camera at least doesn't mess with you.
Oh, shit's buddy!
this guy said he's been alive for over an hour or so
Oh, fuck.
I think we can start there, I think we can go to the street right back here.
Alright.
God damn!
Alright.
Goddamn!
Alas, God.
Alright, anybody need to transport a main? Anybody got left behind who wants a ride?
Alright, never mind. It's on a little bird's tail. I didn't know we were fighting.
Yeah, Gunner Huey. Gunner Huey, get on.
Hang on. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going.
We gotta shut down.
You need to learn how to land like that?
I can. I can.
The last scouter in the city.
The last scouter in the city. The last subject.
It's Alice City now.
Hi, better you ease taking off. If you're not on, goodbye.
He's gonna have to like fucking down on the toast
I'm not sure how last time we saw each other.
They're near across the river, they are down.
Hey, get away from us! Get away from the chopper!
Are those friendly shooting?
if
if we don't take this for a lose
wait what? how?
wait how many, how many people survived?
you know how many people survived that?
good luck
alright I'm starting for you
I thought I found her tonight
I'm gonna burn, go fuck
I didn't have a choice, I need to put pressure on that helicopter as soon as possible
I feel like I was in a lynching session there, you know
I'm playing
That's not like an enemy right in this building
If we don't capture this, it's G.J.
There's fucking lamps in the way.
50 places to look.
We have literal...
Dude, we have actual people right on the fucking shore and this guy looks in the window.
you gonna shoot me?
yeah
okay, get ready to light him up with that
i'm 60
What the fuck?
Let's do the deterrence for Jenny.
Oh!
Well, okay.
Well, they're capping it.
What am I doing here, what am I doing here?
What am I doing here?
I think they're about to cap Alaska, so we're gonna reduce the CD.
I'm really pretty happy to get some part of the money here.
Hey! We're trying to get in there!
This is not fucking, uh, fucking luxury helicopter-ing things.
on the other side
there's not one on the other, check the other side
I'm gonna take your hand if you're gonna use that
yeah, yes
I don't care anymore because they can't figure out against us and that's their problem.
True.
I think we're not best coming in for that.
I think...
What?
Where are we?
Where are we going?
Can we buy?
I don't want to go to Alaska!
We have 10 minutes and I brought a sniper rifle
Nice
I'm scared, we're gonna die.
I'm on the door, I'm puking.
Is this a bad time to say I miss my wife and kids?
Yes.
This is the horrible time.
I'm not gonna be honest, there probably won't be one of us that comes out of this.
Maybe, maybe, maybe stupid five, cause you're gonna lose it in the flames.
I'm all gonna live.
Oh, come on man.
Looks over here, dude.
Come on, man.
We lost boys we lost it's over
Jokes over you day jokes over you day
minutes to cap and we're getting shit on is GG.
I'm with you. I'm with you. Let's go. Let's go. I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with
You're flying is about to determine if we win
And even Minnesota's under that yeah
I need people here now!
Aargh!
Don't go around.
Come on.
Oh dear, oh dear.
Yeah, where is the work? What does that even mean?
We're going to Levy, Dallas, I'm in Washington.
questions earlier
wait
wait for me
wait
come on
what is that
we're actually watching that
come on
That guy in the back keeps looking at me, bro.
I'm looking at me, bro!
Stop!
This is how we do it, this is how we do it.
Oh boy, oh yeah, this is how we do it.
Holy shit, brother.
Alright, that is good.
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh!
Dude!
GG, man, GG.
Ha, ha, GG.
I was playing Barbie when I was about to be a POW.
that shit down bro, put that shit down
Thanks
Yeah, whatever dude, okay the next match is gonna be crazy
Oh my god here we go we got this lift fast we can recover let's go let's go let's go
We're out. We're out boys. Last one. Last one! Contest. Contest. What do we even get here?
Oh my god!
Alright, fresh map, la la la la la, fresh map, let's go.
Blah blah blah blah blah.
match. Come on, come on, let's see.
I'm going to DC me here.
Okay, I think this is fresh, no, it's not, this one, I didn't see the leaks, it looks
Looks like it really, looks like they might be popping off.
All right, we're dying.
Can you land a new journey, boys?
I think they always put it over here, no matter what.
Get ready for that!
Take this guy out, he's got a 10 minute record vehicle.
I'll be in a pinch.
Take that man out for being a bitch.
He's trying to, he's trying to put an end to the battle, so now we're gonna do this.
Fuck that guy.
That does me for a second.
Alright.
Yeah, that's how you a team play, NATO.
Thank you for putting the kick back on right now.
If you don't think about it next time.
I don't know why, but that's just so I didn't try to put my number in me as well.
If you don't guys, like you're putting it together in me, I will personally get out and fuck you up.
All right, fresh match, fresh leap, fresh drops, fresh everything.
All right, back to the bus, boys, back to the bus, back to the bus.
Are you honking Armour again?
I'm trying to fuck you, Niaz.
Back to the bus, forward Kyler to us.
Now, H doesn't work unless you have to...
Yeah.
Yeah, we got a sexually frustrated turn off at our team this time I thought you were a Russian, bro.
Alright, let's see.
And I follow these guys to where they cap to them deliver there.
What happened to you in your games?
He's a Russian spy.
John, if you call.
Join the call, he's out.
We'll be in touch.
John.
Everyone, I just passed him.
I'm sorry if I crowded you.
I'm trying to catch up with him.
But if my forward team were trying to set up a respawn point,
and I'm disapolized.
I apologize to my crowd and anybody on the road.
I got some hot dogs and my supplies, boys.
My lock didn't help it. You're all good now.
Get out of here!
Don't have to do protection, you need it as well.
I don't think this is the right play following these guys.
What the fuck is a K812?
Interesting that we saw them.
Usually, oh yeah, because they're going to set up that, uh, that gun spot.
They're going to spy against their Americana.
Oh yeah, they're going to Dallas or whatever.
I think you can't put IEDs on the road.
I'm pretty sure there are.
Yeah, you need to be a higher...
A lot of...
Everything is based off of your, uh, rank.
Alright, I hit the brakes.
I don't know if there's enemies on this point, or the AI enemies.
Oh my god, I thought I ran him over.
Oh my, what, me?
I don't know, I got out and then the gore hit me.
Oh, I don't think it was me. All right.
It's all good, bro. I got clapped.
Why? I'm gonna lie down.
Okay, why doesn't this show this capping?
Where the hell is the cap bar?
We have to point.
All
There you go, brother!
Some supplies for your boy now!
I'm going out!
I
Rock
We need one more of those XP for fucking ants, man.
Yeah, I'll be playing 007 next week.
I will be beating it.
I'm thinking of playing it very action-oriented because the hand-to-hand combat seems really good.
All right, come on.
Climb and go back.
Come on buddy, come on buddy!
There it is.
There it goes, your internet.
On the first truck here.
Alright.
Hey, here we go. Here we go.
All right, here we go, here we go.
Let's move, let's move.
Oh shit, wrong turn.
That's a rock. Oh god, that's a turn.
And we're good.
I don't know how much xp this is going to give me.
I'm actually going to bring this to Alpine.
This is supposed to be scary.
It sounds like I have a flat.
I wonder where the best time to turn to get here is.
This is Swarza but with slow cars.
side.
Anyone other some supplies?
Anyone?
Are you kidding me right now?
There's actually a great place to drop these what the fuck?
Dying? Dying? Dying?
Yeah, what the hell is this exp here right now? Are you kidding me dude?
I'm going to hit Sergeant for my Huey.
Just straight ahead.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, I gotta go all the way back, get another amount of
supply and maybe bring it back to Mississippi.
IS-Rank just makes you, allows you to unlock better guns in this session and better vehicles.
Which is big.
I see this hill is a pain. It's all uphill from here.
When you play the same transport, little bird? Yeah, because I enjoy doing it.
You don't need to get attack helicopters and all that shit, like it's an option.
See, I don't care about winning now, not really.
Almost on the road where I need a turn.
It's coming up.
Where the hell is this?
Is it that right there? One of these. One of these turns.
I'm fucking unconscious on the...
Uh...
He's unkind because he's almost dead.
I just kept sticking it in back and he's done...
I'm afraid the bus is leaving the cabin.
The bus is leaving the cabin.
I think this is the dirt road!
This is not the dirt road.
Opie Charlie!
What does Opie mean in Opie Charlie?
I'm literally right next to the dirt road holy shit
Oh my god.
I got a knife.
Oh my god.
I gotta say, it's pretty interesting how much, how this map works, and how much faster you
are just staying on the trails.
I don't think that's friendly.
You know, if you got a guy heading towards the road, like, uh, western air position.
That's friendly. Why would he leave his truck here? And there's no one.
Right?
I built some stuff up there. You just need to see me build.
Oh my god...
Fuck, thanks, let's just keep going, let's keep going, fuck!
Do not stop the advance, we must obey to the blood of our enemy.
Police, is that you?
Fuck you, Mario.
Zero supplies and respawn, either that or I'm gonna die.
What did I just say?
For gory, what did I just say?
Brother, which one is mine?
You're welcome.
Alright.
The bus should see if they appear to be dead.
So we can get up the bunch.
Finish off with a few more shots and get out.
Yeah, Minnesota gave no X-ray.
the Russians have helis
they already have their helis
You do that
Listening make talk to me talk to me
We came over and showed you
If it's like four of us
There's gonna be one of us who got switched
And look what happened
Just have to be smart
Nothing to do with this
Teach us! Teach us!
I'm teaching right now
Okay, right near the U-side
Yes, expectation's much ground
As you can in the early game
You have some to give back
Another thing you guys can also use armor, you know, it's very effective
That is the rest, and it's all the same thing.
Oh god, I'm going so fast.
I didn't brake on that hard turn.
I'll see you in the next video.
you
You
What the hell
I might wake up. I can't stop bleeding.
can I can I bandage while driving you can do it on a helipad
I would get out and shoot, but I think I should drive away and reposition
I think I might live, please, no, don't bleed out.
It's going great.
Are you kidding?
so dumb
Is there no way to recover if it's black and white?
That sucks, man.
I was so fucking close to some XP, and of course.
Oh, I'm so close to spawning in a fucking little bird, man.
Sure, I could go back to base and build shit, but I think everything's made.
Actually, I literally need to build one thing and I think I had it.
I'm going to remove it.
So did I build the second helipad?
If we got this in on time, we may be able to restart.
There's still some floodlight. Yeah.
I think TJ and...
Stand by to come back in. We may need you to get the other self-propelled shotgun.
Alright, I'm gonna remove it. I don't need that.
I need like 1% XP.
What's that?
I didn't hear you what?
I'm going to take this down and reorient it so that larger open ends right there in between this tent and the tent with other lights actually faces outwards.
Yeah, we're set out in a second.
Yeah.
We're on our first stop of the night now.
FISCAL! CALL THE FISCAL!
Oh, systems check!
Here we go, for that!
This is the best I've ever seen NATO do, but I think it's all downhill from here.
Am I going to Louisiana? Or Alabama?
Or some supplies?
It's all good boys, it's all good.
Why?
Yeah, can you push this heli?
No, it's all, can you push this heli dude to the helipad so I can repair it?
Yeah, push this shit to the helipad.
Just gotta break it.
Yeah, you can do it.
Nice! That might be good.
Yeah, it's out. Can you push it from behind one time?
I advise anybody who's running supplies out of the main, if you push those further towards the front, you get a lot of training on that pressure right now.
If you push the supplies to the place that are in every point, you'll get a lot of training.
Knock it off.
Nice!
I'm trying to address this, they have like 20,000 supplies.
I just saw a guy leave a supply truck trying to help me cause one of the soldiers has been gone or been got supplies from the supplies that's in there.
What's happening?
There's a guy down there.
Some people don't know that.
The other one is not aware of that.
What's up with that?
I don't know.
That's kind of crazy.
Thanks Mike.
It's going to go on its way.
It actually benefits the sea water as well.
Because then we get a water-sport on its way.
You have a response just to find your remain, you son.
We are...
in my cabin, in a ship.
I
Come in brother one
I don't know what I'm doing.
It's like, I don't know what that beep sound's gonna sound like.
I don't know what that beep sound's gonna say.
All right, we are going to, uh, good ol'-
Another vehicle, another vehicle, another vehicle, two left, two left.
I don't- I don't blame him.
I mean, how come they're down so far?
Uh, none.
This is the first one.
Okay.
And it's technically not a downed heli because it repaired.
A downed heli counter means it blew up and is on- you can't fly it anymore.
Okay, this is actually the same one and it's functional all right the wrench prepared it so I don't know what you're talking about
The first helly of the match
Wait, you can alt what for POIs?
What about left ball?
That's a free left.
What are our helipads here?
Yes. You have more roger pups.
There's a helipad here?
No fucking helipad? Oh, here it goes.
I am.
Okay, here we go.
You're dead.
and
enemy fire alabama
You gotta piece on the fucking spawn toys, you can't defend a fucking boy, you can't defend a boy with no supplies, you can't just waste them all, they break the valves and there's something new, have a brain.
Yo, there's no hell of a bad here, either.
I heard it!
Not that the team's retarded, I'm not sure if you noticed, but I'll have to teach you a lesson.
However, 51st and only now we have Prohibition, Orenas, and all until the supply's zero.
Yeah, but we need to leave at least some spawns on the point where you're delighted in case they attack a tank.
Tampo, Tampo, I'll be all the way down.
You're not going to fall on me. You're going to fall on me.
Keep moving. Keep moving.
What the hell was that noise?
It's not like a tailbroke.
Apparently, he's on 8k as well.
Naked rush can land on the north.
Apparently, he's moving into the north.
So much a tailbroke!
There's not like the Charlie, I can probably just tell that, uh,
we're about to get lost, probably, no.
Killer, captain watching.
We've capped, puppy.
What the hell?
What's that man?
You wanna come with me?
Where you going bro?
Bane?
Yeah.
Bro, I'm not Bane dude.
I'm a front line pilot bro.
You gotta bring me back so I can get past my flounder so I can do two more spots.
Oh, let's see what I uber.
All right, I'll drop you out.
Let me get you out of here, brother.
Technically, what if you 180 and then dive for a shift on the airspeed?
Is that a thing?
You're really high up and then you fucking dip down.
Or this works too.
I'm gonna pick this one out of the land on.
Now what's smoking? Look at all the smoking on the- oh shit!
Oh my god!
Ohhhh!
I don't think you can look up there for that.
Really, bro? God, fucking dammit. Wait, what?
When did I have supplies in here?
Yeah, but if I don't load them, he loaded them, but if I don't load them,
I don't get the XP, right?
Don't I have to load them?
What the fuck is this map, they didn't make it so the whole helipad gets access.
Oh my god.
Ah, okay, crap.
Is this a fucking joke?
All right, well, you know, this is a good test to see whatever you get past
And this is to be clear to land.
This is simply clear to land.
Yes it is, yes it is.
All right, here we go, boys. Here we go.
And we're dropping.
Full airspeed.
Sir, Tractor, and Pete, sir, where the f**king name is?
Where the f**king name is, what is that direction? We don't need you here, sir.
Have you got the Muffin truck on it?
The Muffin truck.
I'll trace the lines on fire.
This is where I lose the heli boys.
We're on the state of native giveaways.
We're on so bad.
It's so bad.
We're fucking retard walking in the wrong direction.
We're literally supposed to focus here.
There it is.
We just talked about it.
Still got it.
Do you need anybody to get one of those guys in church?
It's a campaign.
People are here to battle.
I'm sick of doing crazy things.
They're trying to get on train supply right now. They just spotted one right now.
I wonder if that thing is actually keep on here to go.
On train we're gonna have time for it to be a little sooner. They just spotted at the supply point.
Yeah, if you can fucking infantry over that supply point, then take down that heavy digger there.
Because at this point they can just respawn and rotate into the air.
So you can go dig down that heavy.
We got three guys walking towards that supply line at Centro Train.
Yeah, it might not let you take it down.
If it doesn't, you gotta take your boat and see where we're at.
Use the building for a little bit of a day-down.
So pay the ad.
It's definitely worth it.
So if you can't use the boat, you can't use the boat.
Oh, fuck!
I think I'm okay. I don't think that hell he broke and I think I'll live
Maybe.
Come on!
I don't believe in new vision models.
So do we do.
By the way, I'm just trying to search that man.
I need to watch the video somewhere.
I think this thing still flies.
Come on baby. Come on baby.
Come on baby.
Spill up
Come on baby
Squad of coastal forest and helping abandoned slash take the west coast.
One.
Cut off all of your steam on frames of water.
Now to be able to...
I got my cool down up so it's all good.
You're doing some loudest day supplies to your bases that connect to a more red point to get more XP
Hey, looks like the enemy's have a name, supply theory. Yeah, there's an enemy supply theory. Um, they're on here every time.
Do you ever thought of getting into a rehearsal to all those sounds?
Some people use sound boards for sounds.
I just, you know, have talent and do it live.
F**k!
See?
It sounds like a sound board, right?
I know, I know.
Oh, yeah, it's pretty.
It's so pretty.
He's so pretty.
Alright, where we headed? Alabama?
Alabama's got 9k supplies.
I'm absolutely pissed off by some chin and on train.
It's too tight, man.
Yeah, but I would not fly an L.E. around here. He has eyes on the pad and he won't fuck you up.
Next one's in a direct west and there's one still on the supplied plane on train.
Don't listen to that.
Don't listen to that guy.
Which guy?
Oh, they installed a helipad.
I almost caught it come on I was underestimated the speed
I'm not sure if I can get to the other side of the bus.
I don't know if I can get to the other side of the bus.
I don't know where it is in its rainbow face, but I can't get in there.
Oh, it's going to be a fun landing, deja vu, brother.
It's mainly because there's fucking poles here that shit on you when you're flying.
Let the rotors hit.
Falls? Yeah, true.
The auto hover correction is so fucking harsh
That's the only way I'm doing it I guess.
What?
No.
Not the tail!
There's still no helipad here, are we full?
Are you kidding me, dude? I don't know why that didn't work.
We need more spawns up here, I'm going to take this, we can take this ship, we just need to get some creatures on the way.
We can't do anything about this.
So, just if we can, can we get some guys with chains driving down to Oklahoma by filling that ship maybe free?
Do we have anybody on NATO that was playing in Russia in the last game?
Yes.
My eyes are like sitting in my body for Russian last time.
These fucking people on NATO do not know what the fuck they're doing.
Yeah, we're trying to help.
So we need to get some people.
If you're doing it small amount on trade, don't let them put on the broker.
We will be free.
What do you say, buddy?
You know what companies on the other side are dying?
It's fucking packed!
I got like the whole left side of this
Make sure we heard guys we took out that type of
There was one in a supply point that somebody else took out. We just took out one on Dean and we're side of Monty.
Okay.
The second Typhoon has been hit.
The second tower has been hit.
It sounds like there's another one.
It's over there.
Yeah, we're at ALCB.
We're at about one and a half.
Great, A17.
of
the
All right
One or two more for a little bird
I don't fucking know, someone is camping somewhere somewhere.
There's always someone that's out.
Yeah, why doesn't my auto-hugger work anymore?
The sea doesn't work.
Like my auto-hugger.
Fucked up.
I gotta manually land it.
Oh, fuck it, dad!
Fuck the hell?
nearly landed
ahhhhhh
ohhhh
oh my god
what the hell
North West of Allentree
North West, like 30 meters
in front of me on the
up
down north
the T-40 is
on the north of Paine Valley
Yeah, my auto-hubber is actually fucked.
I'll be fine, gotta do this the dangerous way.
So let's see.
What the hell is the base here?
Oh, he's dead.
Oh, I might lose the chopper doing this.
I'd be close to now.
Why are we both kicking this guy?
The dog is just standing around in main base talking shit.
I don't know if he's useful.
He's not doing anything.
He's just pretending he doesn't have a spare helicopter.
That's fine.
Okay, dude.
Apparently the road does not get to land on.
Okay.
Okay, now transport to Burnett and we'll meet.
In the next few minutes we'll get the fuck out of here
Fuck out of here, let me talk around for a bit, just a second.
I see where you're called, Lifeless.
I've been in the A.A.O. glorying your supply point.
There it is, boys, lutanante!
They call me lutanante!
Lutanante!
Sheesh!
That's all you, brother, that's all you, brother!
are you somebody to help that
what's your plan here bro what are you doing
yo
what the fuck
yeah I saw that
yeah
Nice odd.
Oh, shit, he actually hit him.
Damn.
oh you're crazy you're crazy brother you're crazy let's get the fuck out of
here you're crazy I don't even think we have enough supplies to spawn enough
I think it may be in the ground
Same British. I think the one point is actually in the ground. Oh my god.
My need to decommission or rebuild it should be right here.
I mean, I guess that's kind of like the point.
No, they might be alive still.
I heard no explosion.
I don't know where they landed.
I lost my rank!
RUN NAAAAAAA
Hup hup hup hup hup hup hup
I'll put it back, I'll put it back.
Oh shit, oh, yeah
That was the wrong way.
There it is.
Contact.
What?
Damn man.
Hey, I'm coming with you, bro.
I'm coming with you, bro.
I'm coming.
Yeah, I'm coming with you, bro. I'm coming with you, man.
Is the gun there, little bird?
Oh, it's the old one.
Oh.
Copy.
It's on that, it's on that.
There it is.
He got the point with these DMs.
I've been rushing into Monty.
Oh no, he's, uh, got a message.
No, it's yesterday now.
Yeah, I see.
Good job, take him.
I'll keep the pace.
Enemy crocodile north of an entrant coming in on Monty.
Nice flying, bruh.
Enemy Monty crocodile on the north side.
If you've got contact in your building.
Alright, I'm gonna try to call about, uh,
Okay.
Agent 47.
I get reinforcements so easy, huh?
I need a helicopter full of dudes in pain.
I'm going to have to fucking...
...get a helicopter to pursue my...
Alright, where are we going here?
I'm going to ask the more sons of yourselves.
I'm going to get a plane to pursue your mission.
The sun's coming up slowly.
I have a 52% win rate on Suica. I don't know where you're getting 47% from. Must be talking
come back for some
Yeah, can you drop me off right here?
I'm out, I'm out.
Looks like we're gonna be trying to kill someone the fuck is on the main road.
Looks like we're going to be trying to kill some motherfuckers on the main road.
Or get one day.
What is SpaceX launching today?
Starship is launching today
Is it a 15 minutes till t-minus or 50 minutes till actual launch like it's lifting
Doesn't the countdown right now
Oh my god, there's a firefly
Whatever is pounding on the north side of the mountain is not ours, so there's...
You know, mate, turn around and I'll tell you what we need, part of Operation Super Secret Sauce.
Brother, you're so far.
I know, I know for a shot.
I spawned back in tubes on you want to drop down and grab me?
Oh shit!
Holy fuck, is that an enemy tank?
And can the sun come up, bro?
I could go to Pennsylvania military site.
I
Oh
They're good, they're good. I guess he didn't shoot them. That's right there. I can't tell
What the hell is that red dot?
Well, it's not like they're repairing it out in the field, right?
Oh shit.
You need an AP to go through the glass?
That's who he was shooting at, and he lived.
Feels bad, man.
Yeah, like with the SpaceX launch, what's happening?
The next major milestone we will be keeping our eyes and ears peeled for.
What are they, what are they transporting this time around?
That happens.
Looking on from, I believe this is from our river site.
Of course we've got plenty of cameras tracked on Starship right now.
And if we have any views, we can't bring to you on the live stream.
stream we will have the replay test a new ship wait what do you mean even if you see Starship
launch and everything goes brilliantly don't go anywhere because we will have post-flight analysis
and those replays to come from every single camera we have deployed at starbase and there are many
of them isn't this the one that they always launch deployed all around starbase i'm sure
gy's will be bringing us some of their trademark slo-mo as well after the launch fingers crossed
Everything redesigned in a bit 10 minutes major upgrades with v3
Again, this is the first time they've launched v3 right as we prepare for Starship's 12 flights
Alex that venting is just
Again, it catches me off guard every time then the new the new vents from the tank farm are just
humongous
Yeah, they shoot up. That's the new
box fan vent, it's this fan that is enclosed in this box right and they
have different vents from different parts of the tank farm coming together in
that area and then that fan shoots off that venting up and so it then gets
distributed by the wind. You can see that you can tell where the wind is
going by the way that this thing is sort of being pushed to. It's funny but you
at least we have all the views which we can use to track these progress as we
come down here to launch under nine and a half minutes okay okay absolutely watch
the SpaceX stream it's much better quality let me see in the stream but I'm
gonna do it again because there were just a few more of you watching now than
they were three hours ago so I'm gonna ask you where you are watching from it's
It's so amazing to see, you know, all of the countries of the world, it feels like sharp
in chat when we have a big event like this because the world is truly watching, you know,
the world is watching South Texas this afternoon, slash evening, slash morning, wherever you
happen to be watching from on planet Earth.
And it was just so amazing to see that pad come back to life.
It's also exciting to see how today, almost ten years later, the ongoing construction
as you see there on the screen, and the development that will bring a second launch tower to
Launch Complex 39A.
It's designed to expand our capabilities to support Starship launches in the future while
also continuing to support Falcon Heavy missions from the original Apollo Shuttle Falcon launch
tower.
Yeah, and we're not done.
We're also building a Starship launch pad at SLIC 37.
And to support the uptick in future launches, there's Gigabay, a giant assembly and maintenance
facility designed to prep Starships ahead of Florida launches.
And when complete, this huge structure aims to hold 24 work cells in over 800,000 square
feet of workspace.
It's going to be a big building.
So much space.
How do we have this?
How are there this many welders?
in Florida is quickly taking shape with our very first launches on the horizon.
How are we getting all these construction workers?
For regular trips to the moon.
And speaking of moon, we've got another special guest for you today.
Dan, I think the last time you and I were on a webcast with this person was Polaris
Dawn as he was performing the very first commercial spacewalk.
That's right, Kate and Jared.
I don't know if today will be quite as cool as doing a spacewalk, but we're going to
try our best to make it as exciting.
like thanks for joining us here today, man.
You had a heck of an entrance on the way in.
It's great to be here.
Yep, certainly great to do a little bit of a fly by.
I think they should accompany all the great rocket launches,
and we certainly got a great rocket out there on the pad.
But wonderfully back, and no surprise,
it's always changing here.
It looks amazing.
I was going to say, it's been a couple of years.
What was your impression flying in at just the lay of the land?
Well, I think it was actually maybe 10 months ago.
I was here slinging pizzas.
I got a new job now.
but there's been so much that's changed even since then.
Yeah, the facilities look amazing.
All the housing that's coming in here.
And of course, you had two orbital launch pads out there
and a rocket that's just looking fantastic,
especially from the air, it's good.
He said, you got a new job.
It's been a slow start to your first six months.
I mean, you only sent humans around the moon
for the first time since the Apollo days.
Bill and I kind of nerded out a little bit.
Like that was the last thing I worked on
when I was at NASA.
So seeing them go was just insane.
like how's everybody feeling after the success of Artemis 2?
Well, I'd say I have the best job in the world,
and I certainly work with an unbelievable team.
I mean, as you know, that mission was a long time
in the making.
Oh, my god.
So I got to show up at the right time
to see everybody put all that effort to put it in action.
But what a great mission.
Those four astronauts, you couldn't have been better.
When am I going to space?
I don't know if I ever am.
I've been kind to the stars.
I mean, they really brought us all along for things.
I don't think I ever am.
We're getting ready for what comes next.
We're going to start stacking Artemis 3.
We've got a lot of the hardware in the VAB already.
We're hoping to even get out to the pad
before the end of the year, do another wet dress.
So, and we're looking forward to seeing this thing fly.
Cause hopefully at some point in the not too distant future,
we're going to, we're going to join up in, in Earth orbit.
Yeah. I mean, what's coming up next?
And ultimately like based on the moon,
that's, that's the big focus.
Like what's, what's kind of the why?
Like why are we doing this for everybody?
Oh, well, I mean, and, and yes, we were, we're,
we're certainly trying to get back to the moon,
but what's coming up next?
We're also building a moon base in parallel.
Why are we doing that?
Well, it's for a lot of the shirts I see around here,
which is occupied by Mars.
I mean, what a great opportunity.
Go to the moon, return to the moon,
build a moon base on the South Pole,
interact with the water ice, right?
Maybe work on some of those skills we're gonna need
when we're four days away from home
for what we might need someday
when we're nine months away from home.
But we got other things coming up too.
You got Nancy Grace-Roman,
that telescope's gonna launch later this summer.
There's a lot of great, exciting things
going on at NASA right now.
Yeah man, all right, well.
Earth is fucked, you think so?
I don't think so, man.
Try and make life multi-planetary.
We're super honored, excited to be part of this entire Artemis
program, really excited to see starship,
sending people to the moon, all of the different pieces
working together.
It's going to be a really exciting future.
Absolutely.
Well, thanks for having me here.
It's great.
Why the moon is so important?
A lot of hard work leads up to a moment like this.
So we're all in the same place.
No, man.
We're looking for it.
Without it, we're kind of dead.
Here in Earth orbit.
All right, man.
I'll let you jump back in there.
I got about four minutes to go.
I'll toss it back down to Kate and Jake.
Yeah, I think it's safe to say we could listen to you guys
yap about the moon pretty much all day.
It's so inspiring to hear about the future of exploration
on the moon.
And if you caught the show yesterday,
you also heard some more future space exploration news.
Yeah, that's right.
From to mission commander, Chun Wang
will be one of the first.
Wait, is it four minutes until a launch?
Isn't it four minutes until the launch countdown?
Well, also joining Starship's first mission to fly past the moon.
Yeah, incredible.
Amazing.
In fact, that dragon capsule that you saw there was dragon resilience.
So doesn't it take like 15 minutes to launch that administrator Isaac
Ben flew in both inspiration for and Polaris on.
So it's a good one.
Now, Dan, uh, we're now coming back into, uh, a terminal count again.
Anticipation is definitely growing as we proceed towards our second attempt.
Once again, this is the first flight we're aiming to fly for the first time, Starship version 3,
massive upgrades across the vehicle that you see at the pad there as well as the pad itself.
The good news is we've had a pretty quiet countdown today.
We are looking at a green range still not tracking any issues with our weather with the vehicle
or with the pad for a launch.
We are now getting into the phase where we're closing out prop load on the ship.
And then booster is going to close out in about 15 seconds or so.
Once we're fully done with this, you're looking at 11 and a half million plus pounds of liquid
repellent on board starship and super heavy.
We're going to get the pad itself ready, pushback.
All of the propellant that's in those lines running from the farm to the launch mount,
just kind of harden the area and get it ready for launch.
We're going to peek inside.
Hopefully you see the engines do a little wiggle as we do our final steering check that'll happen at t-minus 100 seconds
And then after we get through t-minus 40 if you tuned in yesterday
You're very familiar if we need to hold we can be safe t-minus 40 like 40 seconds where we can hang out a t-minus 40 seconds
It's built in we're only gonna hold if there's a built in not currently tracking one
They can pop up after we pass t-minus 40 right now. We're looking good. Hopefully gonna move right past that
And then once we do pass T-minus 40 seconds, a number of events will occur in quick succession.
That is when the QD vent gate or quick disconnect vent gate will clear the gas commodity lines
that connect the pad to the vehicles.
Both the ship and the booster will configure their comm systems for flight
and will rapidly run leak checks on gas and fluid tanks.
And the booster goes to internal power and its engines will get their final priming for launch
launch while the ship's engines begin their ascent bleed profile and arms the automatic
flight safety system.
Yeah, and once we pass T minus 40 seconds, we still have the ability to rapidly recycle
the count under certain conditions back to T minus 40 seconds.
Looks like we might be getting some engine wiggles here, as Dan mentioned earlier.
Okay.
We'd like to check out the thrust vector control actuators on these engines.
It's important to make sure that they can steer.
Yeah, that's definitely right.
And the flaming diverter on pad 2 activates at around T-17 seconds
and enters what is essentially the point of no return at T-10 seconds.
If we have a little push to T-17 seconds, there's a chance we could recycle,
but the closer we get to T-10, the more that chance becomes.
We just heard we're at T-1 minute.
You guys heard that chat?
We're here.
stop talking, we're going to let the rocket take over and listen to some amazing pad sounds
of the first flight of Starship Thurs and Free.
Let's see, let's see.
We're holding, we're just waiting for the fuel pushbacks to complete into the prop farm.
did hear that that did just complete so expect them to reset that hole shortly
I'll hold his reset clock has grown
oh oh oh play director's got to watch
30 seconds
Almost 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3.
Ignition.
God damn.
Yeah, that was awesome.
God damn.
God damn!
Holy shit!
Oh my god, dude.
Dude, that was such a good camera shot of the launch
33 Raptor 3 engine, booster V3 ascending over the gulf now coming up on maximum aerodynamic pressure
booster in ship, avionics power, telemetry nominal
systems looking good we're just passing through the period of maximum dynamic pressure
is this going to the space station or is this just a test and it's gonna all back
A little over a minute into flight now. Vibrations chilling out here at Starfactory as we continue
to watch Starship Flight 12 arc out over the Gulf. The next major thing coming up is going
to be hot staging. Booster, props for some stuff.
We do what's our version of MECO. Most engines cut off, so we're going to shut down all but
five of the Raptor engines on the booster
and then after that happens we're going to ignite
these six engines on ship while it is still attached
we have clamps that hold the two together those are going to
inside that hot stage ring kinda protect them
we had one of the engines go out still flying on 32
of the Raptor engines, but again...
Oh, one went out?
In the hot staging, those six engines on the ship are going to ignite.
We're going to do it in a little bit different of a sequence on version three.
Essentially those three RBAC engines will ignite first, almost immediately after just one of those
central engines is going to ignite.
And that's going to give the booster a bit of a kick, sending it in a known direction,
Followed shortly after by the other two. Whoa. Oh, there. Yeah. Yeah. Okay
We're through Miko big separation
There it is there it is
Boosted is that that one that doesn't land on a pad right staging separation
I would just falls into the ocean. You're not seeing as many booster engines ignite. Oh that one does for back
But we are seeing I thought all of the Falcon ones do ship
It looks like we just had an early boost back shut down
Again a reminder the booster was planned to essentially head into the Gulf
For a splashdown, but it has shut its engines down early on into boost back
No, it was a splash down one of the RVAC, so we're now running on five engines on ship
Is the mirror the productions insane now for your shit
Capability so it's gonna continue into its ascent
You got booster on the left there ship on the right
Usually it's like there's a lot of cuts
Planning on bringing the booster back for their boats at IPO the very first time
Yeah
All right, so about three minutes, 50 seconds into today's flight.
Just a reminder, the ship planned to burn its engines for about eight minutes in change.
About eight minutes and 11 seconds was our planned timeline for today.
That could shift slightly as we do have one engine out running on one fewer RVACs.
So, like, this is a test flight, so this is just going to go as high as it can and then
just drop down into the water.
Five minutes.
Ship continuing to fire.
Five of the six.
Standing by for callouts, making sure ships on its planned trajectory.
again we are planning a suborbital trajectory for the ship today. Oh I see.
Booster giving us some views as it continues to make its way back down towards the water.
All right so a little over five and a half minutes in flight. Kate, Jake you guys with me
looks like boosters starting to come in hot. Yeah we had a the opportunity to stand outside
to watch launch and wow that was incredible yeah that was really loud really shaky and
I was actually surprised how fast the booster got off the pad or the whole stack oh my god
dude incredible absolutely so we have views here from here it comes down coming back down
making its way into the gulf oh that's just falling healthy chamber pressures on five
about a six, shipwrecker engines.
Great news there for the starship.
Oh, dear.
Once again, we were not going to bring the super heavy booster
back to the tower.
We were planning on having it land in Beacoll.
Oh, my god, it's back.
And it looks like the booster ended its mission there.
in the gulf but we've got a ship still flying great to see that still have five out of six
engines there on s39 yes we also heard good chamber pressures as well on those engines that are
lit we do have engine out capability we do see that we have one of the rvac one of the raptor
vacuum engines that's currently out but that's okay ship is continuing on amazing views of planet
earth there in the background. Yeah, I love the S 39 decal there that just gives the gives the
ship a little bit of character. And again, all these great views brought to you by Starlink, of course.
Hey, I video generation. Shout out to the entire starship avionics camera electronics team.
Oh, shit.
How the hell did that thing survive?
The RVAC is continuing to fire as well.
We did see at least a couple engines fire up on booster for that landing burn before we lost contact with it.
Wow.
We should have just a little over 20 seconds to go.
We'll see if the burn extends a little bit for the engine out.
The quality of that is just so good.
You build a lot of those cameras when you were in Mista.
So right now we are standing by for Seaco.
This might be the best space launch I think I've seen in terms of just like.
No cuts, just like very good quality.
5 engines still burning on ship.
are coming up on T plus nine minutes.
What happened to the super happy landing was the booster,
right?
And starting to see shut down.
Our backs have shut down.
Sea levels are shut down.
see if we can get an update on the ship orbit insertion but we have shut down again we did
run longer as we were engine out we were flying with five of those six raptors pretty much the
the whole time.
Shepard has been saved.
Alright, well, we definitely got a ship in space right now.
Okay.
As you can see, the teams are incredibly excited to see Starship there in space.
We are awaiting the call-out of nominal insertion, so we're going to stand by for that.
We can see the flaps moving here, actuating, but, wow, the chairs here in the lobby are
certainly almost as loud as liftoff was. Yeah, yeah. Man, a lot of action going on. And you know,
we said at the top of the show, excitement guaranteed. And we're only 11 minutes in. We
still have a lot more to go here on the mission today. So all objectives are done on the booster.
So now all eyes are on the ship as we get ready for our in space objectives.
Exactly. So like I said, we're still standing by to hear the call out for nominal orbital
insertion but we've got a few minutes before the next milestone so we're going to continue
we've got some amazing views here of the ship wow it's just that this is our planet this is our
home earth people earth our home as a reminder the objectives for ship today not only included
the separation that we saw but we're also planning to deploy 20 Starlink
simulator satellites as well as two DodgerDog satellites. That's what our
internal teams refer to as our newer satellites. We saw a preview of those
earlier. We should see those deployments here in a little bit. We're also hoping to
perform a relight of a Raptor engine as well. Yep that's exactly right and the
Relight will look a little bit different this time. We're hoping to get a little bit of a longer duration
of course, we got to see once we get there and
That relight won't actually be changing our orbit necessarily, but we're doing it more so as a technology demonstration
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