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oh my good oh some people will discuss me how we get all up on stuff people what up what
it. Hi guys, doing chat. How is life Saturday? Yes, yes. Saturday, Saturday. Should we do
a blood, should I do a blood money play through? Not gonna, I mean, maybe, maybe we, maybe we
jump over towards some blood money maybe today is the day we do it the games
aren't hitting right now so maybe this is the time I'm feeling it I'm feeling
it brother
It's a one-stream game your sheet and do it up Mafia nah I feel like Mafia I've played
so recently I don't want to replay it it's too soon do I want a Yelp session please
Yo, fuck you, bro, okay.
KCD2WIN? Yeah, dude.
I know, I know, I can't wait to go back
and see if I was wrong about the combat being passable.
Let's see.
I'm actually looking forward to the return.
Forza horizon, forza.
True forza play black flag and oh, bro. How am I fucking just play the new one? I don't need it
It's not that deep. I'm not that big of a fan that I need to go back and play the old game to then see the improvements
You know, I'm gonna just play the new shit
I don't get so emotionally invested into these games
I don't I just want to play it and see what the fuck's going on
You know
Bird much, bird much.
Or is it BR win number two?
That sounds like a terrible idea, dude.
The eliminator's the shittiest shit, dude.
It's so bad.
Uh-uh.
I might as well just keep restarting and exiting
until I spawn into a level eight or level nine
and then high chance of going up.
is there's no, you can just abandon.
You can just abandon that shite.
Miyazaki inspired game.
Brother Rubinite.
That's cool, man, that's cool.
Seen this yet?
Blind box shop simulator.
No, I haven't dude. I haven't. I have not. Yeah, how many sub Sunday games? What are we at here? Uh-oh. How many votes? Uh-oh.
Oh, 460 votes. Okay. Yo, chill.
Okay, no no no no no no. It's possible. It's possible hold on hold on
Hold up hold up. Yo, it's possible
1000 I see it
I
Mom brother chat we can get we can hit it. I think we can do it
Yeah, I'm heavily leading on blood money right now heavily heavily leading on it
If we get a thousand votes stream an extra hour tonight buddy
I would but no that's not the incentive how about boat so we can have some shit
tomorrow to do
butcher man what is butcher man butcher man
What's her mana?
Okay.
I'm not your mom.
Why not?
Why not?
why not? Come on man. What is war dogs? I have no idea when that game comes out. I don't
think they have a release date. I don't think they do.
I don't know what I'm doing, but I don't know what I'm doing.
Anything happen in the gaming universe, dead by daylight, Jason official trailer.
Yeah, at this point, I feel like this motherfucker is he's not out yet.
What?
What?
Aren't they also making a game, a standalone?
What the hell is going on here?
Oh hey, Michael Myers.
Well, there you go.
All righty, um, um, we have the year, anything?
I
Don't see shit nope nothing boys are we blood moneying?
What's the plan here, what are we doing?
Yeah, dude man god what a bride. I don't know what the fuck else to play. I'm not gonna lie. I don't know what I don't know
What else to do?
Why play that old game? Well, what is there need to play? I could play forza. I just don't
really know what to do in forza. I don't really want to play the single player, the
Races, lol, I mean, maybe like the 1v1 races where you both have the same car could be fun.
Um, I think, I think the eliminator's fucking potato, to be honest, I think it's just too RNG.
So it's kind of boring.
Castlevania, Lords of Shadow 2?
Oh, yeah, yeah, Hotel Architect.
Oh, I mentioned Armor Reforger.
I think Gabb mentioned Armor Reforger as a battle royale.
It's actually not bad.
The problem is the cues are super, super long.
Have you played blasphemous?
Yes, I have.
Well, let me see.
Oh, I got to download shit.
Make new arc character, like Arc Raiders character.
I'm not going back to Daisy till the fucking DLC, bro.
I've said it a million times at this point.
Play new AI games better than older games.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I saw AAU black site.
Some people voted for it for Sub-Sunday.
Let me see.
I'm going to try this, but there's a high chance of blood money today.
High chance.
High chance.
Nothing else is appealing.
Nothing else, played Dark Souls 2 with Path Tracing?
Nah.
Nah.
I'm not going to lie, Subnautica had such a big splash and everybody already forgot about
it. Holy shit. That had like the biggest fucking and it just fell off a cliff. Because it's
early access. I'm looking forward to trying faker. It's going to be good shit, hopefully.
125,000 people playing right now.
Hmm.
I actually get into this no way.
If I actually got into this, it is I'm supposed to be here right now.
Okay, there's a spectator mode, oh so there's seven people left.
And you can see where everybody is, Entranaris.
This is good and bad.
I wonder how fast these games are.
I'm not going to end up playing this all day. The queues are apparently really, really long.
How do you descend?
Um...
Not control. Z. Oh, it's...
It's Q and Z. Oh yeah, the spectator's actually really good. What the fuck, man?
This is actually very much like the Survivor games.
Oh, shit, dude.
Is there any upcoming action? Who's close? Oh, yeah, the spectating's so good, dude.
Comrade? Oh, he's fucking dead.
Oh, can you sprint with shift?
Dude, he has a double barrel shotgun.
There's no way you're making that shot.
Oh, wait.
Damn.
What did he add? He was ready for it.
Oh, this guy looks super fucking geared.
This dude made it. Yeah, as long as it's not like super, I want, I wonder how fast these
games are. It's kind of a car.
He fell out of the car, I think. He like rolled out.
Oh wait, what is this? Oh shit, oh you can speed it up with scroll wheel? Oh nice. Yeah,
this is great spectator controls. What the fuck?
Arma always surprises me man. I am dude, you don't understand. If you play 2 and 3 it
Such a piece of shit.
It's like, it feels like what they were trying to achieve
is actually achieved here.
You don't expect it from this game.
It's like, what the fuck?
Everything works really nicely.
The hell's going on here?
All right.
Oh yeah, these guys are pretty spread out.
now it's just waiting for the circle
does it actually dynamically
close in
oh it does shrink
uh... okay
oh wait no it just kind of pops into a new circle
alright okay
Oh, did that air drops?
That sounds like an air drop.
He literally dropped nothing.
He dropped nothing.
These are about to bite.
Oh shit, does he see him?
What the fuck?
Wait, this guy has nothing!
He's playing a pacifist build in the top 6!
What is this strategy?
What the hell is going on here?
Oh, these two are fighting over here.
What gun do you have?
M4 with a good ass scope.
This guy's most likely dead.
Oh my god, he got him!
Oh shit! Oh is this how you heal? Yeah, he actually fucking got him. Goddamn, okay, okay!
I hope this guy wins.
I believe.
Oh, he has a pistol.
Yeah, does that guy stream?
In, out.
In, out.
In, out.
In, out.
In, out.
In, out.
In, out.
In, out.
In, out.
In, out.
He's getting the servers aren't very are take a while to fill up so I might get a game
and then if you dice early it's like a 20 minute fill up on a server but it's just like
the old days.
Just with a lot less patience.
He has no idea
He didn't even shoot him
Maybe
And there's another guy right behind him
That's it dude that camo is
Oh my god from behind he saw him
random ass nade? this guy randomly just fucking killed him and wow
they're doing it with the pistols still alive
actual cameraman POV
this guy is on a killing spree
All right, bro, you got this man pistol versus guy who's on like a 10 kill streak
One shot. Oh, he's shooting
He actually spotted him
Buddy all that just to try
Come on my brother, what in the shite?
Oh, Sash.
Oh, okay.
save. Do you leave and get in the queue now? Wow, it already filled up!
There's one but no one's in it.
I wonder if you want to join the one...
Maybe one is restarting, everybody joins the other one and then the other one and then
they go back and forth.
I don't know how it works.
the other one just came up.
I think I'm in. I got the right to go.
I think I'm in I got the right server. I
Saw that able
Seven kills interacting with unarmed players during the early game giving rides is encouraged but no teams
Custom keybinds
Yeah, this is on Trenaris. Wait, is this on Trenaris? Oh my god, it is. This is Daisy
Light.
15 is in the back.
Bro, you're gonna win this, alright? It's all you. You're gonna win this, man. Alright?
It's all up to you. It's all up to you. Don't mess it up, man. Alright? No pressure.
He gots it look at him. He's feel like a fucking winner. You're gonna win all this, bro
We're gonna go home and you're gonna win it off
You're gonna win all of it, bro. You got a good thing you're looking at right now. It's all gonna be yours
Yeah, there's only 30
What was that animation, why is that a thing in this game?
Fuckin' drugs, walkin' through that motherfuckin' crux
I just bought a 40 in that motherfucka hoop
In that motherfucka got some slugs
Bro, there's a glib!
Fuck up the cops, fuck the cops
When we gave money fuck the cops
Fuck the cops, I'm a rich nigga
So I don't chill on the ground alone
I'll be riding around with the cops
Dude, what is this game?
Okay
Yeah, he was like breakdancing
Bro my god, yeah, that was way dude that whole chain of emotes
He just did one of it like $400 in fortnight if you purchased it all
That shit was purely fucking free
you
you
you
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What the hell man, oh wait, I'm falling too shit. How do you parachute?
Oh
Shit
Spacebar. Spacebar. Oh, there's gonna be a battle.
Wow, that guy deployed at the... Okay. Okay. Oh, shit. This isn't good. I'll take it.
Wait bro, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Yeah, what am I?
What's that, dude?
Where are you on?
Alright, bring us somewhere where it guns and then I'll get a gun and I'll shoot you
and take the car, alright?
Perfect.
Yo, teaming is not allowed!
Yep, just take me out, you know what, out.
Perfect, good dodge, good dodge.
Alright, give me to the nearest house, I'll get out and grab a gun, shoot ya, take the car, boom, boom, and uh, yep.
You ever want one of these?
Yeah, why is the voice shit, man?
I got one over that guy in the distance.
There's a guy over there.
Run his ass over.
I see it, I see it.
Run his ass over.
I'm gonna give you the wheel.
I'm gonna run you over after.
I'm gonna run you over after.
Run him over, then get out of the car, and I'll run you over.
Alright, get him up above. Oh yeah, triple kill him, triple kill him!
Alright, alright. Get out of the car, fast, get out of the car, fast!
Get out of the car! Get out of the car!
Alright, I'm out.
Don't do it, bro. Don't do it.
Yeah, that's what I thought. That's what I thought.
Run, Ralph!
He's crazy!
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
I'm dead, I am so dead!
I have to make this.
I might die here.
Please.
Does armor actually work in armor?
Are you fucking kidding me?
What?
I'm so dead.
This guy's gonna shoot me out the window. I'm dead.
I'm so dead. I'm going to this house. Don't die, bro. This guy takes five years to go over shit.
I bet there's loot up there.
Yeah, the looting's actually not bad.
Are you kidding, brother?
Not being a gun!
Oh shit. Oh shit.
Please make it.
He doesn't notice me.
Easiest kill of my life, but I have nothing.
Easiest kill of my life!
No.
Wow.
Yeah, where am I right now?
Is that me?
Yes.
How much time until the circle?
Oh, you have seven minutes.
I'm going to go back to the circle.
I'm going to go back to the circle.
I'm going to go back to the circle.
I'm going to go back to the circle.
time until the circle
oh you have seven minutes
i'm actually just fucking leave dude
i'm leaving
fuck this village
you know the charnar streets with the the wetness of the
the wet look that the rain gives it
on the asphalt looks fucking nice
Dude, I have to run across this field and get a gun.
Or is it this the Northwest Military Base?
Oh, shit.
Dude, I'm gonna die going here.
This used to be a day Z where everybody goes.
One of.
There's a getaway car and potential really good loot.
Oh, this is a heal over time.
Armor actually works in armor, it's not like cosmetic.
Tier 2 armor.
If I followed the road, I may have gotten a car.
Yeah, but it's not as dynamic as like fucking PUBG armor.
Did I say armor?
works in armor. Yeah, it survived longer than I thought I would. I can see how
It's really easy to just pass by someone and just get killed
There's so many areas of just like somebody a crouched aiming right at you. Oh
God, please tell me there's getting in here
Uh oh.
Door's are closed!
Really?
I don't think the loot is like...
Okay, these fucking doors.
Okay.
Really.
There we go.
SP5.
I need to equip shit here, can you put this on?
Tier 1 helmet, tier 1 helmet, tier 2 Kevlar, look at that just switched, tier 2 Kevlar
vest.
Where the fuck is the vest, Kevlar vest, JPC plate carrier, I don't know what's better,
I'll go with the black.
Middle mouse on the gun.
That did nothing.
How does this work?
Do you inspect and then just go like this?
If you have the, I think if you have it, you hit I.
I need to hurry up.
I'll check it out later.
Oh, I'm stuck!
That scope looks important.
This scope looks like it will get you me killed.
I'm picking up all the scopes, three minutes until I have to find a car.
Oh shit, that looks like...
I don't know if that's better.
I have no idea.
It looks better.
scope I think you can pick up two guns
again oh shit
nope nope that's just an exceeded weight I wonder if I I don't know if I can change
the scope on this. Nope, you can only use a PU scope. That is super zoomy. I don't have
like amazing ass gear, but I'm scared that I'm gonna die to the circle, so I'm leaving.
I'm not sure if there's a way to unhand if you run faster unarmed and arm out I don't
think you do.
Here one helmet.
11 to go dude I haven't seen shit.
vehicle. Wait, how does this sort of work? Is this even pushing? Do I have time to loot
or is it just gonna collapse into the blue? I think the black collapses into the blue
than in one minute. I had time to fucking lose, I'm leaving.
Oh, there's gonna be a lot of hell. Lunchbox strat work because you literally had a fucking
tortoise shell on your back with the pickup truck so you feel it was OP. I don't think
Do they have any cars like that in Reforger?
Like, you're gonna get shot very easily here.
You can shut the engine off in Armour.
What, they hear the rolling of the vehicle?
I don't think it's as silent of a killer.
Oh my god!
You're kidding.
kidding that was like a year for bleeding
I don't know how that works am I good am I healing oh I think the blue meter is
how fast you heal
why did I just lose more HP
Oh my god, I'm so good at video games.
What the hell even was that?
piece of shit dude are you kidding are you kidding I'm actually gonna die
cuz this thing can't go up a shit-ass fucking hill really
I'm dead yikes
Wow.
Found a guy.
You know what, it's traditional to die to the circle on your first match.
6 not a bullet shot insane I know actually I did die to a player at the
on that guy did shoot me. At the end, he did do it. Yes, indeed. Yes, indeed. Died crashing
a vehicle? Yeah, that didn't help either. Only a couple left here! No, I gotta try again.
Is there only one queue? Yeah, pretty much. There's not that many people who play this.
What the heck?
Like the controls changed a little bit.
Weird.
I mean, it's gonna end very soon.
Solid gameplay?
Thank you, man.
Agreed.
The way the car flipped, so good.
Hey, you're welcome for my car, asshole!
You're fuckin' welcome you piece of shit.
This guy see him?
Kill him for me, oh he saw him.
Let's go up to you, ah you can't do shit man, you can't do anything dude.
You know I'm gonna have a scope on that?
No way.
There's no way you're shooting this guy.
It's gonna be the recent actually you know what these guys are oh he's crossing the field
they're pruning through is watching this is br simulator what the driver from the
start of the game is still alive what was his name
He actually survived? Oh my god.
Eugh?
Yeah?
I gotta do one more, man. I gotta do at least one more.
The looting was pretty nice.
Oh, he's going.
Does he see him?
Is it, brother? You gotta go, dude.
Oh, I think he sees them.
Oh fuck.
Did he get him? Oh my god, he got him.
He got him.
Actually, fragged him.
Okay, we didn't really see through his scope yeah this mod is so good it'll be
standalone one day one day they're gonna make a standalone battery alvo is gonna
to happen.
What's the plan, brothers, that's camping out here, holy shit, you can zoom in so
fast holy oh my god okay shift whoa okay that's fast don't hold Z down do not hold
Z down all right and then there were five I could see if there's another
server open actually why does this seem like it's frozen oh no they're just all
camping. It's getting tense. It's getting tense. Check out his gear.
bro
dude this guy's playing hide and seek okay this guy's actually playing hide and seek
dude what is that fucking emo bro
All right, yo, you motherfuckers move dude move
Yeah, yeah, come on
Oh, bro, you gotta run your you gotta go bro, you gotta go
He's just gonna wait until 30 seconds and then run forward
It's the dude who drove you? I know we established that.
Established.
Motherfucker, there's only two server!
What fight? Oh shit, here we go. No way. No way. No way. Is he AFK?
Let's see what he's seeing.
New cam angle.
Some people are going with drone footage, we're going in the brain footage.
Ah, yes, this is a new camera angle.
We have all our contestants, they eat a very tiny pill that has a camera in it and it goes
up to your brain and we can see exactly what you see.
It's called Extreme First Person.
Ah, yep.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Interesting.
Oh now you're fucking awake bro you missed an easy target watch him kill you now or you
still see it oh he doesn't see him next is an iPhone yeah this is like somehow the most
pacifist ass top five
What the fuck man
Uh-oh, uh-oh
Are you finally gonna see him in the tree line? Oh, he sees him, I think.
He doesn't see him? Wow. He's heading right towards him.
Really?
Oh, he sees him.
Oh, the fucker is gonna hear you in behind him!
Wow.
Somehow, through all of that...
This dude... just has an AK.
Yeah, it's half of them look like they lag out, like this guy looks like he just went
AFK or something, he must have.
only one afk right at the top what the fuck is this
oh he's back
he has a lot of bush coverage
i think this guy's gonna win
prediction this guy's winning
Next circle Inc. Oh, he's headed right towards him. He is about to hear him.
on the bush all pacifist in a really good spot
Oh, yeah. Brother, you gotta take him out. It's up to you. It's up to you, man. No!
Really? Oh, you got hit a couple of times.
than enough. Alright, one guy with an LMG vs a dude who has nothing. I don't know what
the strat is here. You brought some hand wipes though, because of the, you know, bacteria
just in case. What if you could stealth kill? They should totally do that where there's
a pacifist mode where if you have no gun you can stealth and quickly go and like
fucking one tap them.
Let's see what he sees. Okay I'm not sure what his plan is here.
you know is this is a great yeah this guy actually did kill me earlier fuck
this guy bro fuck this bitch fuck this guy you're a piece of
You're a piece of she.
Jack, I gotta do one more.
I need to do one more.
You're a much better cameraman than player.
You know what, man?
Agreed.
Agreed.
I realized I never got into fucking streaming thinking I was a pro at anything, so you
know what?
Agreed.
But you know what?
Clearly you don't need to be a pro to do this shit.
Agreed
All right, final circle
What the hell is your plan here, bro? If you actually win this I don't even know what your plan is other than stalling until the final two
Oh, he's he's looking you're not gonna find him bro
Is he gonna prone?
He's just gonna worm all the way there now, he's waiting.
He has a minute to get into the circle, so he doesn't need to go in.
What?
All that and you left?
Funny. What the fuck?
So random?
It looks like there's two servers, but only one really gets packed.
The other server is just like a small overfill.
All right, let's see.
Very exciting!
Very exciting!
Very nice!
Very exciting!
I think I connected to the right server.
I hope I did.
How many people are there?
Dance miscellaneous?
I'm gonna pray for you bro, I'm gonna pray you're gonna make it to the top five.
I'm gonna pray for you bro, okay, top ten for you bro, top ten, I pray that you make
it to the top ten, okay.
Pray for me. No, no, no, I'll be pray for three people
Right for yourself
We have here what we have here
Really really
Oh, there you are.
Instructor.
Random talk intense.
All right, here we go.
Four minutes.
Shortest countdown.
Five minutes.
Oh, I know, it's five minutes, and then it would have fills in a minute.
I need tofu deliveries. I don't think so.
What was that Mickey Mouse?
All righty
All right, let's see what we have here. Let's go
I won't kill come on
This is solo solo no game no game
Get ready get ready and we're going
yo what an insane drop right in the city I'll take it
oh thank god don't worry don't worry how's that guy already down there what the
the fuck? Oh shit. You know this guy is fucking good. Excuse me? F does not work. You're joking
right now. Am I being trolled, dude? Are you kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me?
Wow.
I'm scared boys. I'm scared. I'm not good at video games. I'm scared. Never, never did
I say I was good at this shit, okay? Never. Never said, never said I was good at this
shit.
Bro, it's all boots and shit.
Really?
I want to run across, I'm scared.
Oh my god, there's an upstairs?
What was that? It was like a medical pouch I just looted.
So be it medical bag.
What?
Unless there's loot in here?
What the fuck is the point of this?
Oh, it's just a shit backpack.
Read the suit, bro.
I'm going to die when I go dapper.
What do I do?
Target over there.
I'm surrounded by targets.
I'm actually surrounded by targets.
I go on.
looted this really
Oh, wow!
Dude, how is there nothing in this shit?
Whoa, that looks like lots of room but death because everyone is gonna see your big-ass backpack
Okay.
Brother isn't shit in here.
There's nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
All trash.
Come on.
I think that was the one that that guy shot me from right there.
How much time?
Five minutes or I can chill, I can chill.
I can chill.
I got time.
I'm going to open this and it's going to be bad.
The door's not open in this fucking game!
Dude! Oh my god!
Apparently everybody converged on to my location, dude. Come on!
I shouldn't have shot.
Shiiiit!
Damn, this town is packed.
Holy shit, there's so many people in here.
This guy got all the loot.
He has two fucking assault rifles.
Oh shit, oh shit, but he actually he's not looking down there
Oh, no way he's gonna climb all the way up there. It seems like a pin in the ass.
Yeah, no way.
Oh, did he get him? His shit disappeared. Oh, yeah, he got him.
He was fucked. Oh, he actually is going in! Oh,
Okay, dude!
This guy's actually gonna go up here, you crazy fuck.
There's no way.
Oh my god, he's coming down.
It worked.
What crazy timing to enter the building and just be ready yep
OOF
The repeak the repeak
The triple peak
The quadpeak!
Oh my god, how did that, bro, how did this guy lose that much ammo in that shit, man?
I had a pistol with five different types of pistol ammo.
And not a single second mag.
Oh shit, can you see it?
Dude, no way, he's literally right there.
He can- oh, wow, that's covering.
You can't see the guy right there.
There's a shit ton of people here too.
Uh oh.
Is there a good loot in here? Usually there's a good loot in here.
Is that just camping?
Dude has this sawed off shotgun in the bathroom.
Uh oh.
Freak on tank! Freak on tank!
I've been here, bro. I've been here. You got the drop. You missed all your bull-
Wow, dude, that connected, dude, that connected!
What?
He didn't go in. Oh wait, he's gonna- uh-oh.
really super geared this dude's probably hurt
You guys are just all barely missing each other.
Oh, everybody needs to run to the circle. No one has a car.
This guy's in a good position to be a fuck.
Even though he missed a guy.
Oh
Wow
He's going back
This guy's so far out. Oh, he has a car though. So this guy's playing the long game
How about this guy no vehicle running
He might die.
This guy has a sniper rifle on a roof.
Is there a ladder on the outside?
How do you even get up here?
Oh yeah, there is.
He knows he's down there.
Oh my.
Rows shitting his pants.
All right, everybody's like super spread out now.
I remember this building from Daisy bohemia reusing assets as usual dumbass they literally
port the fucking map in and it looks great how are you talking about dude these maps
are absolutely enormous and it looks like the chanaris was remastered just because
of the way the game works. It's almost like they port the map into the new engine.
Yeah, it's also modded. Yeah, it looks really good. All the, like, the engine enhancements
translate into all the Sharnari shit.
Like, the, all the foliage and the trees and the shadows look like they're enhanced.
They're teeming though, they're just clueless.
Yeah, that other guy died
It's literally battery L dude, it's literally battery L
Literally literally battery L
Literally
No, there's like one server that gets packed and there's a second server
That's like an overfill that only gets like 30 players
So the it's well made it just needs more players, but I don't think a lot of people give a fuck
But one server seems to always be full
Oh
He sees this guy too he missed
I think these two might die just from being way too far out of the circle.
Ten seconds.
Yeah, like the charnarra's forest looks so good.
I'm going to do one more.
Oh
Shit you just leave oh
I'm gonna die. Let me see you die
There it is.
You waited.
Dude, behind you.
What the fuck?
Is the armor really that effective?
He noticed.
Or did he not?
Why?
This bitch.
That's such a good spot, you fucking little shit.
That's such a good spot, wow.
Perfected the rat, and then there were two.
They're gonna have to fight or run to the circle.
BAM! MONEY!
Sure, what if they took armor maps and put it in PUBG?
What games kind of translate to each other in a way?
This is better than PUBG?
Arbamaps in Tarkov?
Nah.
Uh-uh.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no!
What's the plan, boys?
This guy's running.
Oh, they actually might meet.
Meet, so we don't have to see you guys run for an hour.
Oh, does he see him?
Oh, he sees him.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck, he hit him.
What?
Oh, he died to the circle tick.
All right, yeah WCS needs to do some Chernars servers with the same game mode I
I swear I actually played on a WCS chenars back in the day.
I would do supply runs on cherno.
They can't bohemia removes them?
NEST heavy turret simulator.
It looks like that one game?
Uh-oh.
Interesting.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, like that one PBKK or whatever, that one game coming out?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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You
Barn I got a barn spawn
Let's see
Are you serious boys? Let's think about this, okay?
Okay
this guy's aiding right at me
all right
I'm gonna go that way come this way so I can come up to you
whatever it is let me just get a gun all right follow me and then I'll end it quick
i'll end it quick
both of you
uh...
it sounds like a pain if i get a gun i'm just going to commit suicide
so you guys will be good
okay
okay
thanks
surrender
No, no, no, no, I'll get the I'll get the gun and then I'll shoot both of you boom-boom
I get the multi kill and then yeah, I'll go on win
Is that a thing can you fight
Well, you figured it out. You're alive and your legs aren't broken.
Yeah, I just clicked everything on my keyboard.
Buddy, I don't want to get so familiar, you know.
I know we're not going to be seeing each other soon, you know.
We are filling out and just starting to shine.
Oh, oh shit, there's a guy right there.
Yes.
You know what, but they're fighting. I'm gonna, I'm gonna veer over this way.
Look, all three of us are wearing blue shirts.
We can confuse the enemy.
Oh, he's running right towards them.
This is like a sniper's dream, just seeing three or four people unarmed, just like, come
the three have all of them
already
I'm so dead I'm so dead
Oh god I might die here but I'm doing it.
Excuse me?
the
There it is, boys.
Still got it.
Still got it.
How do you put this on?
None of these scopes work.
Okay.
What the hell?
I don't know what works here
I don't think this gun has any scope you can use.
Yeah, how do you switch scopes and armor?
Actually, an insane scope.
I'm sure somebody's in one of these buildings.
Can you see me?
Hey, brother!
Let's end this quick!
Come on!
really, you all sneaky shit
I never said I was good at this game
BOOM!
Riiight!
Come on, man!
Honey, you're not gonna shoot this one, dude?
I don't wanna be in here anymore.
How's that not healing me for anything?
it takes time I pop two of these I can't see that building from this side there's
There's your car there I want to grab.
Yeah, brah.
All right, let's see.
Probably gonna come out here and die.
Ah!
You can twist your head all the way back to look full free look
No, not again.
No, I'm so far.
I might survive.
Wow, DJ.
KJ, KJ, I'm gonna hit a rock.
Wow, man, dude, I had such a long fight outside the circle, dude.
Come on, man.
I underestimated how long it takes to clear the zone, too, when driving.
You really have to be mindful of that.
Shit.
All these people are outside the circle, how are they all alive?
Oh wait, I think they all just died.
Whoa.
Oh wait, no, they're all here.
Oh no, this is the second circle.
Oh never mind, this is the second circle.
Yeah
Hamroid at Jenkins, what a name
Go play PUBG
Go play PUBG
Yeah, let's set up some blood money, that was cool.
I'm just going to take a piss real quick.
Can't man!
Chat vote for Sub-Sunday, by the way, we are doing it.
Blood money, HD.
Wait, did they remaster this game?
How many votes do we have for Sub-Sunday here?
607.
Can we get to the good old amount?
I have never played this.
Play through first time first time for everything blood money a shite man blood money
Configuration can I do this one? I'm supposed to do this out of out of the game
Wait this might need a widescreen patch
Does this need a widescreen patch?
Oh god.
I ruined it.
I'll restart it once I get this gun.
You need to create a new profile.
Let's see, let's see, play it like this.
No, I think I need a widescreen patch.
Boys, I need a widescreen patch.
Blood money, widescreen, FOV fix.
Hitman fall?
Download from him at my very use password and lol. It's a hack and lol. Okay. Let's see
What the heck no hey
Let me see
Vert gave it by default, some of them aren't listed, used nemesis and wide stream to unlock them all and get horizon plot vert minus gameplay by default.
Is that this guy's name? The only by default some of them aren't listed, used nemesis fixed to unlock them and also get a whore plus image.
What the fuck am I reading? What does that even mean?
Okay, let me first download this. Am I supposed to get three files?
What the hell does this even say?
Read me.
Unpack, edit, and joy.
Unpack H4, edit, and joy.
I might need the other files.
I'm going to assume I unpack this all in here, most likely.
I don't see a password to unpack those,
so that's not a thing.
And then go into the INI, open width, and 2560, 1330.
Yeah, are you supposed to have a letterbox?
Zero?
Are you supposed to letterbox in this game?
I don't know if that's how you're supposed to play it.
No letter box.
I don't know. There's like a horizontal and vertical fix, but I don't know if you'd need that.
Whoa.
So, really, this is an all-in-one type of shit?
Oh my god, hold up.
And I undo, yes.
Hopefully that was everything.
5 megabytes or 5 gigs, right?
Is it EXE?
It's a localized hitman blood money.
I think you found it.
There you go.
I think it has to be the EXE.
Upscaled texture, should we try that?
Does that say six gigs?
It's kind of fast though for the H...
Pre-master.
Oh, that's what it was, five megs to six gigs.
I mean, it's downloading fast.
It's downloading pretty fast.
I'm just gonna take this time to piss
and then we're gonna go.
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you
you
you
All right, let's see if this pre-remaster is actually worth it.
I don't know.
Something tells me you just launched this.
Oh, a Mulder config.
Okay.
Wow, it tanked at the last 300 megs.
I was picking back up.
Are you gonna play the Bond game?
Yeah, I wanted to play this before a 007 came out
just to see how, you know,
obviously same devs, but very different games.
Hitman is like a blank sheet created by IOI agent 47 and they can kind of mold them into
just like a killing machine.
007 has more, you know, Hollywood action to it, you know, it's supposed to have that
cinema.
007 is more action.
Yeah, I mean, you know, Agent 47 is very simple.
I've seen it, Beppe. It looks just like another soul's like.
There's a lot of just another soul's likes that just try to get inspired by Miyazaki,
but then that's all they are, just an inspired side soul's like.
That's cool, but doesn't mean you want to go and play it
This really died at the last 300 what are we doing here?
That is sacrilege
I might just take off the textures
You're kidding, buddy
I check it's not a dude
Are you serious?
If I cancel it's gonna start all over again
Dude
No, I've never played this game before
One of the hitmen blow my ear we come out one of this game come out
2006, I was 16, never played it, Duke Downs, oh, there it is, I think, oh damn, it picked
up heavily there, okay, sure, saved.
It's literally the exact same as the hitman today with worse graphics this game.
I thought this was like a linear plot it's more story instead of like little missions
you do.
Maybe I should play windowed, save, apply, and does it work.
Unless this is good, and now I go and load up the game.
see. Moment of the truth. I did windowed on purpose because I'm going to run it with
a borderless gaming because I bet it doesn't support it. Moment of the truth. It literally
did not launch. Oh, wait, what about this? Want this overwrite it? I'm surprised the launcher
didn't have a launch button. What? Okay, wait, let me see. Buddy, Buddy, Buddy, Buddy, Buddy, Buddy.
Oh, wait, I see what's happening here. Isn't there a way to make it so it just launches?
Oh, there we go. That's what it was.
It automates it so it launches the options.
There it is.
Thanks.
Oh, chat.
We're the reason why the world it is, bro.
The gamers are the reason why NVIDIA is an overlord now.
our beautiful company that just made us see graphics better feels bad
what a thought man what a thought
All right, uh-oh this feels capped at 60 FPS.
Is this game supposed to be capped?
Is it?
Can you blood money FPS?
Can you actually increase framerate without bugging it?
Noticeable gameplay glitches, FPS effects, prop physics, and often makes it impossible
to shoot guns during last stand.
I'm trying to beat the game here dude, okay I'm going to just play an expert.
But I also want to just beat the game and not restart 50 times.
Close your eyes.
I'm pro
This just in unconfirmed reports of an accident at Southland Park
Hundreds of family members gathered outside the desert a total of eight
Full investigation of the park's safety authorities report at least 30 deaths and close to five years
Since the tragedy closed the gates of Southland Park, but new evidence is claiming malicious prosecution
Something's always been gotta kill this guy with a goatee
The so-called legal self from the lawsuit
Defending Southland Park over the park
Swinking?
People like everywhere
Funny part
And the victims' families have vowed to appeal the decision
Why don't I not kill T?
Clared of all charges
Is this Hitman's dad, Shipman?
I'm sitting in the dark, don't bring him back.
Oh, he's gonna call Hitman?
I would rather have to play supporter.
Joseph Clarins.
Let's see, let's see
Yeah, it's subtitles right turn them on man. Just use your ears
What the hell is this? It's abandoned.
What?
This is how they did tutorials?
Reclamation mark appears every time new information is present press the briefing key to enter the information menu at any point
Okay, use the movement keys to move around the environment and use the most to look around
To run hold the run key while moving to sneak hold the sneak key while moving
Sure man sure, okay. I'm ready back
Okay, find a way onto the pier.
Bruh, I swear subtitles are on, bruh.
I swear to... they're not.
There you go.
Fixed.
Oh!
Welcome to the state, Sporty7.
This should be a straightforward operation.
Welcome to the States 47. This should be a straightforward operation
We need you to penetrate an abandoned amusement park locate the owner and take him out. Oh
Shit, this is the abandoned one. Our target is a Joseph Clarence
Also known as Swing King an accident involving one of the rides at the park a few years back forced him to close it down
Our client has made a special request that the photograph you have in your possession be the last thing that the
I literally hit the save button, dude.
I literally hit accept.
Back. Resume.
Mr. Clarence has somehow become involved with the narcotics distribution ring, so the park may still have some amusements.
Enjoy the ride, 47.
47!
I know, they fucking cranked up the piss filter on this.
more fish no no sir please we maxed out the fish no more
more
yeah I'm here to see Joseph Clarence
Ohhhh!
Damn!
Oh shit!
And then he went to his role in San Andreas...
...or Vice City. And scene!
Alright boys, I'm gonna go to Vice City.
I got a cameo.
Oh fuck.
Distract the guards.
How the fuck am I gonna do that shit dude? Hold up. What do I even have?
I got a coin, a photo, oh yeah, it's the client, yeah, and then silent, assassin fiber.
What are they talking about?
All right, I'm going in oh shit, bro, how am I gonna distract these guys is so obvious
Oh, here we go.
How do you just, like, flip the coin or something?
Coin!
Wait, how do you pick it back up?
Oh God.
What the heaven, it is the heaviest coin
that once you're used, you can't bring it back up.
Wait, I still have it.
Hold up, hey, stop that son of a bitch.
Yo.
You're right, this is the wrong location.
I'm leaving.
Oh, sorry about that, bro. Oh, my bad. Yep.
Hey!
Buddy, buddy, just let me go, just let me go.
Relax, relax.
Help me, help me!
How do I do this?
Oh shit!
Oh, and climb up the red trellis.
Okay, okay.
Jump the balcony.
Can I actually do this?
seems like death oh he just did it okay
this mission is horrible and then it gets really good
pick lock
Dispose of the two gangsters.
Meshika.
Meshika.
Meshika.
Meshika.
Meshika.
Good, is there someone down there saying that?
Alright, one at a time.
Damnit!
Damnit!
Where'd that a go?
What do we have here?
Really?
Oh shit. Oh god. Oh god. Why?
Let it happen, bro. Let it happen. Turn around. Turn around, bro. Turn around. Let me get behind you. Let me get behind you. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. And there it is. Okay, that works. Okay, sure.
Oh shit, you just whip out your gun.
He just kinda did before.
only brawl what okay wait you do this
Oh, really?
Mofaka?
Mofaka?
Very nice.
What is this?
My fucker.
My fucker.
My fucker.
My fucker.
Very nice.
What is this?
Baking soda crate.
Why would I need this right now?
What am I doing with this?
What am I doing with this?
I
Right there maybe I needed to cook something later like a cake oh
Shit get on top of the I can get the money sweetie. It's as good as mine already. Oh my god those subtitles
It'll be like all times
No, no, just a few more days. You gotta believe me. Don't say that sunshine
Mr. Spook's gonna come through baby. He's good for the money. I won't sign the papers
I won't you gotta give me one more chance. Yeah, get up
Baby takes sunshine. Hello
How do we get up here Oh
Wait
Can I actually descend on this dude and kill him?
Ewww.
Mawfucka.
Break utility box.
What the hell, there's sneak through the factory?
Oh, and I can't get through here.
It's like a confused dance they're doing.
They practiced this.
Okay, I don't know why spacebar didn't appear.
Alright, we made it.
Easy.
Enter the toilet.
Gangster is human shield.
Oh, that's dangerous.
Oh, here we go.
Clear the room.
Oh
Wait reflections in 2006. Oh shit, man. Dude. Look at us
All right
Don't do this don't do this everybody relax I
Got your boy
you heard him you heard him everybody relax I'm gonna stand right perfect
perfect tell your boy that line up line up yep yep nope come back come back yes
No, yeah, okay, yeah, exactly exactly
Oh shit, he died. Oh, yeah, you're alive. Oh fuck. Nice. Well, I don't want to die
Oh, shit.
It's been a while now, Scoop, and I was just wondering where we were on the whole money
thing.
Were you?
Yeah, see, the thing is, if you remember, you know what we agreed to was it'd just be
a short while and you'd pay cash and...
And I know what the pressure was you were under must be, but the deal is a deal and I was hoping
You know, maybe you could just pay what we agreed on, even though you've been here for more than twice as long as we agreed to, but just pay the original amount and move on, not right away, necessarily, but, you know, I'd appreciate it.
No.
read out for us bro just listen oh damn pick up yeah okay this is a tutorial level
Here we go.
Oh, it's a sniper ammo.
Unpack the sniper rifle, how?
Oh shit, oh shit, snipe the three guards outside.
Keybinds are a little weird in this game, it takes a bit to get used to, they're like
super awkward.
Um, okay, right click is not it, middle mouse?
Do I just like left click this shit, dude?
I don't know how to do this.
Um...
Alright, what the- Oh, shit, oh!
Wait!
Oh, it's X. Okay. Well, once I figure it out, I'm good.
One more guard.
Where you at, brother?
One more.
What the hell, dude?
What the fuck?
Is there even a third guy?
A third guard.
Whoa, he's actually up on...
Dude, really?
He's on the broken...
He's crazy!
What are you doing man that guy doesn't get paid enough to do that shit. Oh my god. That was dangerous as hell
Get outside it kind of looks like I can this is it
As you would I you don't understand this game alright some of you guys are kind of you know
How do I describe it?
Zoomers, so this is pre yellow tape alright, but the adults handle this alright
Alright, let the adults handle this one boys.
This is pre-yellow tape.
You want to understand?
It's okay, it's okay.
I know, I know.
You want to understand?
I know.
Yeah, one second.
I just got to add something real quick.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's not yellow paint. It's blue. Oh, really?
I
Sorry about that we're good. All right climb down the drain pipe
No, it's right here, okay
Yeah, is it f5 to save in this game? I've hit f5 and nothing happened. Unless it's an f2
f3 situation here. I think I should switch over to my pistol.
find the door to the outbounded office
pick up the syringe
I
Jack close your eyes close your eyes save game
I'm a river. I bet you could
Okay, well that fell come on man
Who the hell are you how'd you get in here?
I don't understand my client has asked me to ensure it's the last thing you ever see
please look at the photograph mr. Clarence
and
I
Saved this for you
I haven't slept in the guilt I feel.
I'm so sorry.
I know I can never.
I'll pay you twice what your client is paying.
Triple, please.
I'm a good man.
All I want is a second chance.
Everything I ever did, I did for a lot of you.
Please.
Sorry about the client.
I can see it in your eyes, you little bald man.
That bad man.
You can't just kill me.
Please.
No, don't.
He's right.
But I have to follow my client's wishes.
There you go, one tap.
All right.
Ah, what if I drag?
And the dragon in this game is ridiculous.
Can you drag out the window?
No, you can't.
Pick up the bomb device.
De-a-nada. Apparently everything is here in a mine. Locate the exit on the map.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Who is who? Legends Select Map? Oh dear.
Oh dear. I don't know how I zoomed out. Okay, here we go.
Legendo! Exit. And then I think I'm the blue. I think that's me right there.
I had is me
I remember what you said about playing cool, yo.
And I tried to play cool.
Shit, how do I use the Danator?
Oh!
What the heck, that guy pulled...
Wait, did I fail?
Wait, did the explosion kill me?
No.
Come on, dude.
He died!
Load game?
Do I restart or do I load?
No, fucker.
No, fucker.
No, fucker.
That's not that far.
No, that's Shikershikershala.
Damn girl, I had your fine ass unwrapped before you could say, who's that handsome stud on the time I rivered?
Alright, let's try something new.
I bet you could.
Who's that?
That's Uncle Joe.
Freddy, get back to your post.
Okay, that did nothing.
Oh, I just had-
Mask that fucker!
Are you kidding?
Come on man, I dropped the damn gun!
Wait till I get used to the keybinds, okay?
Just wait!
I don't know.
Worst assassin ever?
Okay bro.
Some motherfucka.
Some motherfucka.
You mean a motherfucker or a mofucka?
You got a specify man. Yeah, I'm thinking you might move on
Yo, like I lived
Oh shit
Oh my god, that could have been bad.
I had a D.E.G.L.
What the hell, man?
There it is, boys.
Tutorial beaten.
Holy.
Killer massacres 23.
Joseph killed.
Suspect.
Money involved.
Clarence police.
What
There it is boys easy clap
Oh, the newspapers are the score screen at the end.
Oh, really?
Oh, is this like...
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
A bunch of ammo?
You just like spawn in here?
Now the game actually begins.
back cave. All right, let's see what we got here. Exit hideout. Oh here we go.
Present day, alright, the game begins now.
Yeah, Rick Henderson first edition he's expecting you this way
I've been looking forward to this as have I mr. Alexander don't let's stand on ceremony
Call me Jack.
Rick.
Make yourself comfortable, Rick.
I'll be right with you.
Oh, whoa, whoa!
Real journalism.
Thanks.
I thought we'd start with your thoughts on the White House attack,
then discuss your tenure as director of the FBI,
post-retirement reflections, whatever, and...
Rick.
Or if you want to sound off on politics.
Rick, my apologies.
This interview about me is just a cover for a more sensitive story.
I'm sorry to have lured you here under false pretenses, but I couldn't risk a leak.
I'm not sure I understand.
Don't worry. It's the scoop of the century.
If I had a dime for every time I heard that...
Listen, please.
It begins with a little incident at a vineyard in Chile that caught my eye some time ago.
This was a family business. Fernando Delgado and his son Manuel, well-liked, hard-working men.
Have a look at the folder.
So the ex-FBI directors giving an interview to this guy?
Okay.
Hello, 47.
Your next target's in Chile.
His name is Fernando Delgado.
He used to be a colonel in Pinochet's intelligence service.
Now he's running a cocaine factory under cover of a vineyard.
Satellite imaging suggests the lab is underground.
Now he's running a cocaine factory under cover of a vineyard.
Satellite imaging suggests the lab is underground.
Fernando's son Manuel is on the coke trade.
So to make it look like a drug hit, you'll have to take him out too.
We'll get you in with a pensioner's club from Santiago
for the big celebrity unveiling of Delgado's new wine label
named for 80s B action star Rex Stanton.
There'll be at least one TV crew on hand, so keep an eye on them and their cameras.
Delgado's got a seaplane, and that may be your best way to get out in a pinch.
Sounds good.
We're going to bring a shawty.
We'll bring a shawty.
Upgrade?
Wow.
Okay, let's see.
Okay.
Okay. Shacken for Max Stealth. Manuel and Don Fernandu.
So hard. Wow. God damn that was loud.
oh shit we're here in Chile bro I've been here I've been here many times actually in
real life.
How'd you guess her?
Oh yeah, what a brow.
I'm in.
I
Look like I do not blend in at all like I have an eyewitness here
Or everybody has witnessed me
Everybody knows
Legend
Interest point optional target
police enemy
Okay, where's the main target?
He's red I think I have to find him via points of interest. Oh
My god, I have to find an elevator
Oh
Buddy
I love everybody know what's about to happen here scan my face all right
there you go
I tried.
I don't need power anymore.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
Can you actually restel?
AHHHHH!
Oh my god!
Get back!
Get back!
Dude, how did that guy instantly do a mess with his wi-fi dude?
Holy shit, I don't want the fucking hearing.
As we were, as we were, as we were, boys, excuse me, go ahead and shut this, save the
good ol' game, okay, very nice.
easy
Lalalalalala
Lalalalalalala
What up boys, looking for the bathroom
Looking for the bathroom right now
Looking for the bathroom
What the hell did he see me
What was that?
Yo, what up?
You're right, I'm leaving you're right
I
Agreed
I go in here broke and I go in here. No, no, no, no Tando, okay
Right here
No much, no much, no much.
Oh, yeah.
Really?
Really?
Really?
Dude, come on.
Dude, I held left click and then the insulator shoots.
I'm trying to learn how to use the damn fiber wire.
You're right, you're right, no, no TNS.
What?
What?!
He died from a push.
I don't know where to put him.
Right there. This looks like an important letter.
We're in the main building.
Take his weapon?
Do I look like a fucking new buddy?
Do I look like a damn new bro?
I don't want his weapon.
Can they detect you if you have your fiber wire out?
Ah, she!
She, por favor!
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Are you kidding me, boys?
Yeah, I don't know if we're finishing this game at this rate.
Yeah, I think you need a different outfit.
No, I'm not.
Yeah.
Does the game tell you when you need a different outfit?
It doesn't say I'm green to all of them, but yellow, then they'll turn to a different
color.
Is that what's happening?
I
Was that noise
there it is boys that's how you do it right there that's how you do it right
there was shit man
okay I'm leaving I'm leaving you're right you're right you're right I'm going
No, you're right.
You're right.
No, Diana!
No!
Dude, is it left clicker space?
There it is, there it is.
it did the saving is so annoying there was no f5 back in the day is there no
quicksave maybe no one will see him here
There you go.
I gotta find the elevator.
Okay, can I figure out how to use this place?
the
I
Was gonna take a while those
Okay, I see how you use the fiber wire you have to actually you have to queue up the fiber wire
I know how to use it now. I know how to use it now look
Look.
What's that you do?
You have to go like this?
And then I think then you get behind them.
Wow, this art is so nice.
Wow, the color.
This guy fucking kidding me?
Are you serious dude?
I don't understand.
Are you k- Dude.
Maybe you cue it and let go of left click and it just works.
It's either hold left click E, hold left click space, or hold left click and then let go
and he does it.
It's one or the other.
The whole game is going to change once I figure this out.
Dude!
Nothing works!
I don't think anybody was alerted were they?
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh, okay, okay.
If I throw this, does he notice?
Hey, what up man, check this out.
I learned this the other day, check this out, bro.
It's gonna be sick, watch, ready?
I
You too, bro
I think I gotta find the stairs to an elevator.
What happened?
Dude's got the beat- damn, bro!
Before RTX!
Wait a minute.
That might be the path down.
Wait, what the fuck?
Yo, this is the guy.
This is one of the brothers.
I
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.
someone's gonna come in because they're listening to the music
snub-nosed
just so nobody sees leave them here
Alright, the door doesn't close.
Oh, true.
Are you kidding me?
You didn't fall in the water.
Okay.
Shit.
Shit
That's not good
Let me see, I have an idea, I'm going to drop this guy's body on the other guy, they're
both going to hit each other and then tumble down together, resulting in both of them going
in the water.
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on, man! Let's go!
I'm excited about this, right here.
Okay!
Oh, get in!
This guy's right outside the wine cellar.
What?
Wait, I'm sure this guy has a gun, but I don't think he has a gun, I don't think he has
guys in here. Wait, you only have a limited amount of saves. Blended. I'm here looking
at the wine guys do you want to see something cool stay here watch ready check
this out
Which one's from Nando and which one's from Nando which one's from Nando which one's from Nando
Can we now?
Wait, that was him?
Oh, shi-
Don't be nervous, don't be nervous, I'm checking the light picture.
Alright, sir, I'm the handyman, the candle looks good, let me just change the electricity.
Yep, I need this.
Yep.
Oh yeah, behind you.
Oh yeah, right here.
Oh, you're tying your shoe? Okay, yep.
This was broken.
What the hell?
Oh shit.
That's it?
He's dead?
It didn't even say anything.
Do I leave now?
How the hell do I leave?
Hopefully no one sees him here.
This might be risky.
No one turned.
No one turned.
Come on.
Oh
My god
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They see me
You're doing good, buddy.
You're doing good, buddy.
You're doing good, buddy.
They're gonna can't oh buddy no, no, no
No, no, no
They're obviously gonna stay oh, yeah, they oh, okay
I can't tell if I'm compromised.
Did they see me?
There we go.
Like that inside man.
Oh!
Oh fuck.
Jill!
Oh!
Oh!
All because I decided to just move his damn body at probably the worst moment possible.
So now we're just going to leave his body there and exit.
I am a lot where the hell did I just save the game did I kill both of them where am
on right now oh oh yeah let me just clean this right here yep there's a mark on
the wall chat why can I not put this guy in here
is that like a thing they added later you can't in this game okay good enough
no one knows I killed them
excuse me wine cellar is not dead yeah right oh my god
Cause he's dead.
Are you serious?
Yep, yep, yep.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I have to actually find a way down, which I think is through here.
Hmm, I can't jump up there.
Yeah, how do I see what my objectives are, by the way?
Select map legend, am I done?
Oh my god dude, come on.
Come on man.
Chat by the way, vote for some Sunday people, vote for some Sunday, do it up and do it up.
I wonder if he's not going there because of this.
buddy stop stop okay I'm gonna stand here you go in the corner
I
Your shoe bro, I your shoe
All right, here we go, let's try this again here.
I
Everyone's deaf in this game
Oh, he died that time.
Yeah, sure, that's how I did strangle him.
Let me see if there's a path through here now.
What up, boys?
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
There's your Brad
He's in the house, but is there a pathway through I gotta find the exit wait a minute
Here it is
no one's found this yet I wonder if I can go down here no button all max
Oh my god, they found it!
What?
What even is this?
This doesn't work!
Oh, there's their operation.
I did see it climb the hatch. I did see that.
Interesting.
Oh, buddy.
Yo, press the button. Let's go down.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Good stuff.
Can you stop coughing on me, bro?
Can you please stop?
I can feel it through the mask.
Yeah, Bose said to turn the
you
you
you
you
you
Hello 47, we've got some business at the Paris Opera.
There are two targets, the famous Tenor and Richard de la Hunt, the American ambassador
to the Vatican.
Our client claims they're behind a prostitution ring,
trafficking in boys and girls from Eastern Europe.
Tosca is still in rehearsal,
so there's plenty of activity at the opera house,
and you shouldn't be too conspicuous.
Ambassador Dela Hunt watches most rehearsals from his box.
He travels with an armed escort,
but there shouldn't be any other security to speak of.
You'll get some cover from the construction crews
renovating the theater for the new season.
We've also left you a pickup in the cloakroom.
In the third act of Tosca,
The tenor faces a firing squad. That scene may provide a useful opportunity.
It's a straightforward assignment, 47, but the agency's been having some problems in Paris. Use extreme caution.
Roger Dodger. Kill Alvard de Alvade. Kill Richard Delahunt. Escape opera.
Here we go, boys. No upgrades.
Here we go, here we go.
Oh!
It's nice in here.
I like that there's so many clones in this game
Back off
Okay, buddy. Okay, buddy. I got the same job man. I'm just off hours right now, bro. Okay. Give me glasses
I look just like you
Assholes
What the hell is this place is...
Wait a minute.
Oh dude, I was about to take him out.
I'm just looking at this.
Wow, look at this craftsmanship.
corner here the way the walls merge. I didn't mean to do that. This is not good. I need
Move this guy. I gotta move this guy sir. Can you not head in the exact direction?
Okay, sir. That's a crime scene over there. Go back to your post. Go back to your post, buddy.
Hey, oh, I got a little bit of a little.
Agreed.
Agreed.
Okay.
Okay.
Come on, man.
come on man
how do you know?
All right, another Astares that led down here, just changes everything.
All right, this is the strat.
What's that man?
All right, personal staff only.
Let me get that for you.
Let me get that for you.
There you go.
Stay there for a bit.
Stay there for a little while.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There's gotta be a dumb spot.
Oh my god, they're all here!
Oh my god, they're all here!
You're kidding.
You're kidding bro.
They saw you, whatever, it's not GG.
BUDDY WAIT!
saved they have no idea now they have no idea how how do they know how do they
How do they know?
How do they know?
What the heck?
Help!
Help!
You were 10 playing this game better than me?
Nice, bro.
You should have, you know, you should have realized that talent when you were 10 and
picked up streaming, you know.
Looks like it's too late for you, brother.
I should have realized your talent early.
And maybe in another life.
Maybe in another life, brother.
You're late, brother.
I
Said to stage nice, I think I still might be screwed here is they look like they knew
Oh
Oh we all pissed it in here, okay. Oh you decided you didn't need to take this
I'm gonna come out of this a security guard
Howdy, wash your hands, asshole.
That's not what I wanted.
There it is.
We're ready.
But I have actually, I should have put a mine in the bathroom and then, yeah, insane drag.
What did the target go?
Damn, he was in the perfect location.
I wonder if there's- oh, I think you went up here.
Did he go up here?
No way you ran all the way up here that fast.
What the hell is this?
the
Does this guy say I can't enter even though I have the security stuff on?
No way.
Alright buddy, I need you to follow this coin, alright?
this coin nice come on man
Yeah, identified the syringe very fast.
I'm my dad doing this boys, oh my god no one's in here saved
Okay.
I was hoping he wasn't instantly going to take it out.
All good, all good, don't worry.
I'm gonna plant a mine, go in the bathroom and detonate it.
How does this work?
I don't even know if I can throw this. I have no idea.
Oh, they're leaving anyways.
Excuse me? Are these different officers here?
Oh, come on!
Can you actually throw this?
No dude.
Got him.
Oh fuck.
It's all about the timing boys, all about the timing.
Hold!
Now.
Now, mission accomplished.
I know, I know, Mayday, Mayday, I know.
Something happened, something.
How did they know?
How did they know?
Don't tell me I took the detonator out.
Take three, take three, here we go, take three, one, two, we're chilling.
There we go, now we're chillin'.
I know we're gonna save.
There it is, boys.
Easy gamer.
Easy clap.
Oh no, I know!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
This game makes no sense
How do they know dude the fiber wire doesn't trigger them unless what I'm in an area where it does trigger them
Well, I've been walking around with a wire forever, they don't care
Apparently they know I denated it.
Softlock, I have a better idea. I think I should just stay in a corner, wait for them to chill and then leave.
I'm looking over here boys. He's not in this corner. Clear. Clear.
Might be GG here. I have an idea. I have an idea. Oh wait, but I can't go through there.
No, I can't leave from the door.
This is what I should have done earlier.
I know, I kinda wish I got a new disguise.
It's like a hiding area, that's it.
Oh yeah, you can snipe there.
and bring the gun all the way up here
I'm pretty sure I am screwed
unless I get this guy's disguise
Oh, wow, look at this right here, wow, wow.
Goddamn!
Excuse me?
Oh my god!
Oh, they had a ship change.
No.
No, no, no, wait, wait, wait!
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me? Why?
Oh
God damn it man god damn it
I don't think I can wear those guys for it. Oh god. I'm at the crime scene
Yeah, does yellow mean I am this disguise is compromised?
Hey.
Awkward.
There it is.
There it is. Easy. We're back. Never left. I don't know what you guys are talking about.
I don't see a game over, so I'm clearly doing this.
Is this guy up in the crowd with a bunch of guards?
That looks like he's in the opera part.
Good look.
Oh my God, wait!
Hey, y'all, bro.
What's in there?
Excuse me?
You've got two slew today.
Hey, Koei!
It looked like he was trying to use the key card
and it did not work.
Oh yeah, a toolbox.
Was that the gnome from WoW's voice in no way?
Same BA.
Oh, this card doesn't work dude.
He was literally using it on a- come on man.
There's any cards in here- oh wait, look at this one.
in here. Camera controls. Really. Keycard light control room. These are the same ones.
Move the same key cards.
Okay.
You sabotaged the reader?
No, I didn't.
All right, well.
I did cut the power.
Is that why that's not working?
What is this?
Wait, he has a jacket for you there.
Oh, that's the wardrobe.
This guy is upstairs, like right up there, I think that's him right there.
Yeah, that's him right there, sitting down, okay.
I see if I have the sniper, maybe I could look down on him.
Let me see how I actually get down.
graphics so bad in this game really they're not bad last save oh my something tells me
of authority here. Let me see how I'm gonna do this. Okay. Is that a body bag? What the
heck yeah where is the coat room there is a specific actually this guy's kind of
headed here
not by going there it's gonna trigger
Wait for this guy to come out and try to push him over towards the corner
No
He didn't care he did not care is this guy still he's just sitting there
What up buddy get the f**k
It looks like a secret door.
Okay, I'm a little worried about the situation here, but sometimes you gotta...
No one needs to know, no one needs to know!
It sounds like a thousand people right now.
Oh, shit.
Our moving.
Oh!
No one looked over here.
Oh my god, I found him like this.
I
When I worked I can just shoot this guy right here
I have another mine I could just chuck over there no
I have no saves maybe I can just walk right in
Hey, I would have buzzed. I know, buzz. Let me go check the boss. If I pick this lock,
We're gonna know... Boss 1 and 3 guards.
most one and three yards you didn't like only two
How am I getting to the boss right now, man?
Buddy.
Take this.
That is not a coin.
Did I give him the red ticket?
Oh, he took it.
What do you got back there?
Where you going?
What?
You just leave to get the red ticket?
Dude, take the damn ticket.
You need a specific costume to do this?
Oh really?
I was just a shooter in here.
And a toolbox.
I can probably sabotage some stuff, but I wonder if I take the toolbox and I go down
and sabotage and then um I might be able to move the guards. What the hell is this?
Four? Four?
I don't care.
They don't care.
I gotta move these guys.
I wonder, I could go down and shut the electricity off again.
You're asking to get shot in the face.
Shoot him?
Dude.
Dude, I have a whole stack of quarters, bitch.
Must be the wind!
You're kidding.
They don't care.
I don't want to shoot him, dude.
I don't want to shoot him.
I could.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, I didn't get him away from the door somehow
No
Oh, there's a bunch of guns in here.
Whoa!
Hey!
No!
What do you mean?
Really?
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Yeah, man, no too much.
Shit.
They know too much.
Everything is compromised.
The guy's still there with his guards.
Ah, boys.
Should have done what I did earlier.
I was
Should have done what I did earlier
Are you kidding me instantly reacted
Oh
Yeah
You know, I didn't really do anything since killing that guy, so...
This isn't a bad save.
What if I get this toolbox, right?
I-I'ma yoink this.
A-alright, a-and, I'm gonna go downstairs.
Oh
Okay, I don't know if I can sabotage stuff down here, but let me see what that boys what up
Auditorium
It's through these doors.
Exit.
Oh, is the toolbox just to conceal weapons?
You don't need tools to, like, access different parts.
Oh, it's just like little storage areas.
I did chase a guy through here.
Oh, yeah.
This just goes to the stage room.
Yeah, I've already been here.
Oh, there it is.
Yeah, can I sabotage this? No.
Oh, you can't interact with those.
Oh, never mind then.
I already used all my, what do you call it? I already used my mind for the first guy.
Oh sure, are they talking to me?
Is that guard ever in here?
better than the other one oh yeah this is where I was earlier
Everyone but the boss is dead dude. Oh my god
I need to go through
Yeah, that leads there
Are you kidding
Good, what the hell, man?
Come on, dude.
I'm trying to get to this other side.
Monsieur, s'il vous plaît.
What do I have?
Oh
What the fuck was that was that the window was that the wing
All right, how are we doing this, brother?
How are we doing this?
Why is my bar escalated so high?
Ah, boys, we're shooting him and running.
Confirmed.
him and running brace as soon as he brace here we go omley the fromage I missed
Dude, he literally dodged the bullet.
That was him?
Dude, he looks so different up close.
He looked like a whole different suit.
It was him!
It was this guy!
Now point at me again!
Oh my god.
Alright, I'm gonna use the SMG.
Dude, the SMG is gonna dodge all the bullets with the SMG too.
2 pro what the fuck is this?
Alright, this is the only other strat.
Excuse me my little...
watch him instantly see me this guy's instantly gonna see me
of
the
the
the
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, how many votes do we have for this episode right now?
How many votes do we have?
Emilia... Emilia!
Excuse me? Excuse me?
the game never saved? Oh, wait. Hold on, hold on.
Unless every time you start, you can change the difficulty.
Curtains down. Also.
Oh, mission from the start. Okay, I'm going to do the fastest speedrun ever. You lose
All saves on exit, I did not exit.
Step back.
Nyaaaahhhhhh
This might be the way I'm looking there's a third area up.
through the downstairs here isn't like one of those back halls I refuse to use the map
Yeah, this is all the back. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Can't you go through here?
Am I tripping?
I have this place boys
Yes, chap up for sub Sunday one of seven
We're back here, lol.
Buddy, how the fuck did I get there?
It was like towards the backstage unless I can go through here and then through the back.
Which may...
I don't think it'll work.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, dude, what?
How dare you watch the play?
How dare you?
Maybe it was through here, and I just didn't go through the right area down here.
There's like a downstairs to an upstairs.
There are stairs.
stage? Oh this might actually lead to it, yes. Are they at the play? I think you might be at the
play right now.
That's him, isn't it?
I could throw the mine down there.
Did I feel like I'm gonna miss no wait oh my god I almost didn't save
whoa whoa whoa whoa no way he saw dude
Good.
He doesn't know.
I think he's dead, but I don't think so, man.
I think he's there but I don't think so man.
Now, now, NOW!
You can patch it, but now I can't because this kind of stuff gonna burn you by itself.
But once the game is over, I can't see what the line was saying.
Wait, he's still right by the corpse.
Is that him?
Right on top of the corpse?
I know.
Oh, he's right there, I see him.
I
Did I be serious
Yeah, he's a lucid!
Here, gun!
We're gonna start over here.
Brother, I don't know what to tell you, man.
I don't think the bullet goes down three flights.
How am I doing?
You can switch to first person mode.
Can you really?
I think no matter what he aggers me here, I got to test it.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh good boys oh good the lights are cool the lights are cool let me just make
sure yep the lights are good yeah yes don't go in there the lights are
I got a new strategy now though.
Alright here we go boys, ready, boom, boom, yes we're in, we're throwing it and it's
throne and we're switching and we're going to the detonation. I'm going, I'm going and detonated.
We're in, we're in, we're in. This guy's having, being friends with the pigeons. Not anymore,
even though I'm, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were friends with them. All right, I'll feed them in
your stead. I'll feed them. I know, I know, I got it. Why are you doing this?
I
Good oh good
I know call for backup call for backup. I think he's around here. I think he's around here
Yep, I think he's here boys
Yeah, do that buzz go up there.
I
Shit, wrong way.
Does this really lead all the way down here?
I made it.
I made it.
second floor
Just in case
I
What the what is this convention why are we all in here all right get out get out
wait no no okay you're leaving come back yeah come back in come back in come back in come back in
check this out check this out over here oh what was that what was that what was that
Are you kidding me?
Please make it.
Let's make it.
Stop their work, Superman!
Have to look for police, have to count these police on the way!
Great job, Superman!
The whole fucking 3D is on the way, great job, shabba-ba-ba!
Okay.
Not bad.
What a voice, what a voice.
Okay, I think we're good here, I think we're good.
Okay, um, the exit.
And just like that, boys, the end.
man I walk out the front door what can I say
well who was that
I
Pretty good bro pretty good
21 shots fired. I actually did it on purpose. I noticed some of you guys
caught that. I shot 21 bullets on purpose for Blackjack. I know some of you guys
caught that. Some of you guys are slow about that.
Mm-hmm.
Should I do the next level?
22-second speedrun muddy.
It was so fast!
Oh my god!
What the hell?
What's his twitch what's his twitch?
Restart to the same thing.
I saw him right now.
it's all about the journey true true this next level is impossible you think
that was 47 too we knew it was we were so confident we set up an international
task force to hunt him down and destroy him even assuming this guy exists he's
It's still just an assassin.
What's the big deal?
The big deal?
He's the perfect clone.
His DNA is a how-to manual for any cloning lab in the world.
With Mr. 47 in their clutches, there'd be nothing to stop a rogue state from building
an entire platoon of 47s.
A whole army.
These public statements you've been making against cloning, is this what it's all about?
Of course.
But surely you can't oppose all the uses of cloning.
The medical advances, the possible curing of medicine
won't do us much good if we're all the slaves
of some clone army dictatorship, will it?
Off the record, Jack.
Wow.
You're not serious.
You have no idea how serious.
That's why we had to eliminate 47.
Having him on the loose was just too dangerous.
Why not go after whoever created it?
Well, we did.
But whenever we got too close, our agents got killed.
By 47?
See for yourself.
All right, don't show them the footage of what happened,
please.
What the fuck is this?
I'm sorry we have to meet like this.
It's dangerous to meet in person.
You're normally more prudent.
What's going on?
Looks like we've got a mole at the agency.
Here's your briefing.
Thanks.
I'll read it later.
How's that wound healing?
Fine.
Are we done here?
One thing.
We haven't been able to get a positive idea on the target.
There's a government agent in there already that we think he knows.
The price for his knowledge is getting him out alive.
And that raises my price.
Already factored in. Take this.
Designer Poisons?
The clinic only lets clients out when they're fully recovered or dead.
The injection puts its victim into a hibernatory state.
Apply the antidote on the lips to revive them.
What if this agent's already dead?
I trust you 47 the money's been transferred to your account
It's good to have you back 47. I'm glad to hear you're fully recovered your next assignments in Northern, California
Three mobsters have been checked into a rehab clinic for alcoholics one of them plans to turn states witness as soon as he's discharged
My client wants to avoid that
But we don't know which of the three is the target an undercover agent placed at the clinic to find out
Hasn't been heard from in a few days
I'm just charge patients if they're sober or dead
The agent who's in there is apparently being kept drunk for unknown reasons
So you'll have to kill him to get him out, but we need him alive
We're giving you an experimental serum that'll give him the appearance of being dead along with the antidote to bring him back
once you're out. Someone's very wrong with this clinic, 47. Keep your eyes open.
Vod guys, skip here. Okay, bro. Retrieve? Retrieve. I have to identify the CIA agent. I
gotta administer him, aserim, and then escape with him, and then revive him.
I don't think any guns are doing shit here.
Don't skip, he'll be weaker in 10 minutes.
I'm not sure what to do.
Get out of here buddy or there's gonna be trouble.
My bad. My bad. I thought it was the bathroom.
This might work, actually.
Ha-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum!
Ah!
One
One
Hold on let me see here. Let me see chill chill almost works
Is there a back door here
I
Did you even know
Chat bumper subsided by the way bumper subsided by the way
Oh
What is this can I look this
Hey, where do you think you're going with that?
I'm financing it!
Dude are you kidding me they all saw?
Who's this guy?
Alright I can't get him right there I tried.
All right, here we go, take three, take three, take three, here we go.
Is it?
I wonder who I give these admission papers to, this guy?
Brother, got a front desk?
You can be signed in as a patient.
Oh.
he kind of looked like an albino i don't know who you're talking about well he just saw the
one client and then left in a hurry so i'm sure it was no big deal he was scary there
is that the dude i'm trying to find
Welcome you'll be staying in room a just step into the dressing room change into a robe and
leave your clothes and personal effects for safekeeping. Okay.
All right phase one complete my following her oh yes okay thank you
you. What am I waiting? Ah, perfect.
I hate to search you, sir. Oh, god. Hold on. I forgot. I forgot. I forgot.
Oh, what the fuck am I going to do, man? What am I going to do?
Oh no.
I don't wanna go in yet. I'm gonna smoke before I go in. Hold on.
Isn't that like a trash can? I can deposit some stuff.
Dude, he's gonna find... why do you have a death serum and a sedative and a mine?
Is he only looking for guns?
Oh.
Oh yeah, I'm clean.
I'm clean.
Do it up.
I'm gonna have to search you, sir.
Do what you gotta do.
Thanks. You're all set. Oh, my.
This guy looked like he was working out and then I have to identify the target. Oh, he
keeps changing. Now he's cooking in the kitchen. What the heck? You know, he was working out
then gotta drink.
I gotta sedate him and then have an exit with him.
These are all different rehab rooms.
Oh my god, that looked like the KFC guy.
Hi there.
Oh my god.
This could be him.
I
What happened
Hi there, Craig Thurman. Oh god. Oh god. I don't want therapy yet
It's here find itself and have someone to talk to.
Always available if you need an ear.
How about that guy?
If you stuck booze in here.
One of your clients is drinking on the property.
Yeah, stealing the doctor's outfit is going to be the best.
I might just track him for a bit I think I can maybe poison this maybe I can put some
Um, hold up.
The thing is, I'm trying to sedate the right guy and I have to, um, I need a death serum him.
And I don't know if this is the dude.
Oh, you can first person with F1.
Antidote, Death Serum, and then poison.
It just looked like I did that to myself.
And it looked like I just stabbed myself.
Wait, do I have multiple charges of the syringe?
What the hell, this guy in a robe has a gun.
I think I can use the syringe multiple times.
I thought it was a one-time use.
So I could just try sedating all three of them.
What the hell?
Why isn't it taking it out?
We have two uses.
Why is he taking it out?
He takes out the poison, but he doesn't take out the death serum.
Mmm, I, yeah, okay, you can't use this.
We can only use the poison. I don't want to use this, then.
Let's check the doctor's whereabouts.
I didn't mean to do that.
Hey yo, now I know you can't do that. Now I know. Let me go get the shrink's outfit.
Let's follow this guy. Where's his office?
Oh, he's over there.
a little overkill I don't know if there's anywhere to put him maybe you should have
waited till he went further downstairs okay I might still be able to do this
Oh
Where's the bathroom? Oh
What the hell? Attack!
Come on man!
Stop!
Help!
Help!
What is we're doing this right now exactly what's up you want to get tased oh you're
Are you ready now bro? Are you ready?
Are you ready too brother? Get the fuck over here!
Alright, we're good. Ooh, Selkie!
Alright, we're good.
Okay, this is great right now because I still have the shrinks outfit fog easy clap
All right, I don't think anyone else is coming down here, let's be real.
What I've said!
Is that something cooking?
Can I poison this?
This would be another thing, but I don't think it makes sense to poison this, because if
they eat it, gg, I don't want to poison that.
But who's going to eat it?
What if one of the guys I need to get out of here eats it?
Is there way to look at the mission briefing or is it too late?
Shit, I gotta find the dudes.
Let me go up the floor.
Oh.
have you back 47. I'm glad to hear you're fully recovered. Your next assignments in
Northern California. Three mobsters have been checked into a rehab clinic for
alcoholics. One of them plans to turn states witness as soon as he's discharged.
Our client wants to avoid that, but we don't know which of the three is the
target. An undercover agent placed at the clinic to find out hasn't been heard
from in a few days. The clinic will only discharge patients if there's sopa or
dead. The agent who's in there is apparently being kept drunk for unknown reasons. So you'll
have to kill him to get him out, but we need him alive.
He's being kept drunk?
But giving him a sentimental serum that'll give him the appearance of being dead,
along with the antidote to bring him back once you're out. Something's very wrong with this
clinic 47. Keep your eyes open.
Wait, that sounds like it could be the dude who was in pink. But no way he was the first target.
Are they're keeping him drugged or drunk?
They're keeping him drugged so I got to find the undercover agent
So one of these dudes
There's a place of interest over there on the other side.
I need to go down the stairs to get there?
All right, what?
What the heck is this map?
Oh, is this the P.O.I.?
Oh, here.
Oh, I see, really?
It would be taking this guy out, but like, you know?
I wonder how I identify him.
Oh, the store opened.
Some of these doors are so subtle it doesn't even look like they go in.
That one's in any of these.
We have no point in doing this, but...
I could technically place a bomb and kill him, but it's three targets.
Technically if I kill him and I eliminate him, I know it's not him.
if I kill him it'll be mission failed. I feel like this is kind of pointless. I could have
just put poison in the globe. I guess then I could load up and then I know it's him if
if it fails. That would be the other thing.
One of three.
Hey.
You okay?
Are you going to play all GTA before the release of it?
6 negative
are those those are two places outside I went there and there's no other po is the security
room? I've already been in here. Oh god, he's dragging the body. I feel like this clinic
isn't that big if I were gonna was I gonna find this guy I would have found him by now
like it's two floors these literally go up
all right I mean actually I haven't explored this area oh yeah he one of them was working out
Hmm.
How'd these guys look the same?
Actually was it the dude in the green robe?
Isn't that little mini cut scene?
I think it was him.
Oh.
Awkward.
I don't know how to kill this guy. I don't even think that's him.
I get behind him and do some sneaky shit.
I get behind him and do some sneaky shit. Oh you finished come on man
What much oh, sorry about that brah. I thought it was unoccupied brah. I thought I was gonna get some reps in bro
Are you going man?
Go away!
I could just try killing him here and maybe dropping him down.
Super risky.
What was that noise?
Oh wait, you can't drop him down here?
I
Know
I should have just left I should just take him out and just left
I
Yeah, this was the security room I could kill that guard so if there's any cameras, but
But,
alright, this is the exit.
Oh, okay, I don't know if you can actually choke him there.
I don't know what that noise means, but that was not the target.
Alright, where does this- alright, that leads out, right?
This dude might actually end up being outside.
Oh wait a minute this is I think that was the thing the guy was uh messing with oh sorry
I literally run this place
Okay
Brother where is this?
I'm so lost. There's got to be like another area that I haven't gone through. Medical wing,
building. This is a security room you found before, are you sure?
Oh my god.
Let's see.
I sort of just saw a guy in green.
Why even the lots of be here right now?
Check out my patient.
Oh, okay, I'm leaving, I didn't know.
Apparently I can't check out my patients.
We go for a smoke break.
I
Body you could not do the
Sorry man coming here. I had bad hearing. What did you say? I have no business what?
It's time.
It might actually be here all right one more save one more save
All right, where's the Gabby and drug?
Random poll.
Is that you?
I don't know.
The red hair just gives it something.
You.
I should have known.
You're baiting me.
Psychotropic.
Psychotropic.
of something you I should have known
psychotropics the things they've done
figures it's send you to clean up my mess this is the guy here I'm getting you
out of here. You'll never let me out alive. I know.
Eh, eh, ah, ooh, bah.
Alright bro, just stay right there. I'm gonna inject you with this. Don't move. It might hurt a little bit, but it's okay.
Identity obtained. Executing rest of assignment.
Splendid, 47. It might interest you to know the following. A sudden shift in the delicate power balance of the New York families, two low-level contracts just came in.
In addition to your primary target, two members of the same group are currently staying at the facility.
Terminating either will result in a $50,000 bonus per head. It's entirely up to you.
Understood.
Understood.
How am I getting this guy out of here now?
Haha, killer Enzo Lombardo smuggle agent Lombardo, Lombago, I can go take him out real quick.
Oh, of course.
Was that the guy I just sedated?
Wait, they're moving him.
Yeah, it looked like there's some morgue outside.
So he's probably moving into the morgue.
It's a guy upstairs.
Oh, this guy? Wait, is it this dude? Hold on, man. I'm going to kill your real correct
chill. Wait two seconds and you're going to die, okay?
I kind of want a police uniform before I go outside because I'm going to be going down
to the morgue and I think I need a police uniform to go down there.
I don't think the security one's gonna do the trick.
I think they're going to notice.
Are you kidding me? Did she just see that?
Ow, ow, ow.
Why did she randomly open that?
Dude, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
You
Technically, I look like I should go to the morgue.
Maybe they'll let me out.
Let me see.
Maybe there's a way underground to get to the morgue because I think I need a key card
to open this and I'm not sure I think I think I need a key card all the camera
copy
Let's go for my morning jog, man.
Let's go for my morning jog, man.
What happened?
The body here?
Looks good.
Looks good.
What happened to his red hair?
I'll get it.
I'll take it from here, man.
I'll take it from here.
I'll take it from here, dude.
What the hell?
Are you kidding, bro?
Why?
buddy we gotta go bro we gotta go they all
that is so unfortunate you better wake up man you better wake up better wake up
Yeah.
Hmm.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I know right the last guy just like doesn't get fiber cut well now I know I can run down
They don't aggro me
Oh, what happened is my shift, I'll take it from here.
the door open. What a piece of sh. Protocol says leave the doors closed, buddy.
Get up agent. It's time to leave. Right here, convenient. No guards. Just pugs.
I
Don't know how to tell you bro. You guys needed 50 guides and damn
You asked your dad when you were younger to help you with the level. Okay now look at that ship, bro easy. Oh
My god
That mission took you 30 years to beat.
all good bruh some some of us just aren't really gamers you know
it's alright bruh it's alright don't worry don't worry about it
alright some of us just uh...
some of us just you know
they're
some of us are just viewers you know some of us are broadcasters
So do I do another one here or play that God forsaken game that starts with a C.
Getting a clearer picture?
You had an agent on the inside and 47 killed him?
We've got it on videotape.
The incident put us back on 47's tail, which eventually led to his destruction.
You actually caught him?
We didn't just catch your urban legend. We killed him.
I assume you can prove this.
I intend to give you incontrovertible evidence.
but how there was a big player for the mob in a certain witness protection
program he was protected 24-7 by some of the most dedicated professionals we
had 47 came from anyway and you killed him bring out the car wait a second
check come on you can't just leave me hanging bring the folder we'll talk on
the way. The way where? To the proof. Agent. We got another one. We're sending you down
the other end of the state 47. The target's a gangster by the name of Vinnie Sinistra.
He's in a witness protection program pending a court appearance later this month. Our client
wants to be sure Sinistra doesn't make it to the witness box. Sinistra's also got some
hard evidence that can't be allowed to see the light of day. Our client thinks it may
be on a bit of microfilm. Ensure that you retrieve it. Sinistra is extremely unstable
and hasn't taken well to suburban life they're having a birthday party for the youngest child on sunday
and this may give you the angle you need to get in the house is being monitored and protected by
the feds so extreme discretion is required tread lightly 47 understood 47 out i gotta kill this
this guy take the microfilm and exit.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, damn, okay, okay, okay, okay, hold on, hold on.
Make sure I get the right house.
Looks like this is it.
Okay, okay.
They got a clown here.
Stop!
Oh fuck.
What's wrong now?
Pete, what's wrong now?
Dude!
Oh, why are all these guys turning out the worst time?
Hey, Jeff, what about it?
Can you, is it obvious from those cameras?
Oh
Shit
Where are you going good if he turns around at the last second come on bro
Randomly in the unfinished basement.
Alright, nice.
I gotta find this microfilm as well.
I'm gonna save here.
We'll look for Vinny.
Vinny Posculoni.
I'm looking for Vinny.
Have you seen him?
I've been looking for him.
I'll come and see you.
I'll come and see you.
I'll come and see you.
I'll come and see you.
Oh shit.
That seems too easy.
It seems way too easy.
Oh shit
Why are you leaving now, man?
Yeah, wait before you leave and check this trick out learned it at the academy
Okay, you left
Shit.
That's a cool closet, great closet sir, great closet.
Love the closet.
Thanks.
Thanks!
This is a shit. This is a shit. Look, look, this shit is more and more shit.
Election, cloning, f***ing election, shit!
Just to remind you that I'm in court.
The new vice-president, the new vice-president.
I am not ready to be so bad fruit. I want my life back.
What the hell, he left his guard!
Hey, he came back here
Oh nice he just goes back into his room
too easy, too easy, I don't like it, too easy
Okay.
Concealed on a piece of jewelry.
I'm not gonna wear his clothes
What the heck is this?
Might be
Do you think there's like a bedroom or something?
Maybe it's this one.
Or it's downstairs.
I have to find a piece of jewelry.
What?
How is their master bedroom okay?
I gotta find where this guy puts his shit.
I
Found the garage
Oh my god, I did not mean to do that.
Hello, ma'am.
You know where the jewelry is?
She doesn't.
She looks like she's like a zombie.
This looks like I'm getting warmer.
Oh, the hell is this?
Who the hell is coming in?
Is there really not in here?
Why did this guy just do that?
Is it the wife wearing the jewelry?
Is it what she's wearing?
tired of all these stupid feds all over the place oh my god oh my god I found her like that bye
There it is boys. Shipman hits again. The OG Shipman. The OG. Peace out boys! Take it
from here I quit I quit the old G shit man
God damn boys.
is excuse me
Oh
There it is very nice there it is
Chat over some Sunday boys over some Sunday
You're notoriety 95 of a hundred
All right, I say we do it I say I hate myself and I do it boys
no please no
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know!
Please one more?
Do not really rubble!
Minus 4k viewers. Fuck em. Fuck em. Don't care.
Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be
Let it be, let it be
What was that one thing I used to listen to?
It's officially gone
Oh
Okay!
Let's see if I got it
Let's see if I got it.
Yo, 851 votes is good.
the
the
the
the
Let's roll.
Oh, three stack versus double two. Hold up.
All right, I'll play mid.
I'll play con.
I'll play it.
Let's see, let's see.
Five headshots.
One.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Mr. 18,000 over here.
Plays like a bot, but today he hits the shot of his life.
Mr. 18,000 over here plays like a bot, but today he hits the shot of his life
All good all good
Oh, really?
Really?
Really?
Alright, Diggle and a dream boys.
Come on, three one digs.
Three one digs.
Let's go, fellas.
Smoked med.
I'll just send off school.
On the basketball court.
Party inside A.
What?
CT.
CT spawn.
Oh, one guy just... what is... what is going on here?
What even is this right now, dude?
CT spawn.
This guy literally just head shot at everybody.
If this guy is cheating, I'm uninstalling CS. This game is actually a waste of life.
If he's actually cheating, I'm done. I'm officially done with this game. Absolute dumbassery playing this
I'm done I'm done
No, no, no for this guy's cheating. I'm officially that's the third strike
This is the realest game.
Manufactured waste of time.
Med.
A-Rampard.
Dude, these are the greatest 20k shooters.
They only get one.
They literally only get headshots.
Like, what even is this?
I got a bomb.
Thanks, right.
That guy's one tap.
Why is this randomly working? Why is this? Last time it was one hit.
Oh well, I dinked him with a FAMAS.
I hate fraternity.
I dinked him with a FAMAS, brother.
Wait, I dinked him for 12-1, I think, through the frickin' thing.
Okay.
dude I swear bro clip it I swear it was a date it must have in it I saw the spark
off his head
Oh
Check the bottom row check the bottom
of
a
of
of
of
of
of
the
death of
death
of
Dude.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na.
Move it, move it.
Oh my god, I'm just gonna knife that guy.
it's open
Tetris one
two good bombs
bombs under window
ah, connect to bomb
connect to bomb
right
got one
Don't lose it, don't lose it!
Nice.
I
Guess gonna be a B rush
Dude, you are just ready for it, you rat shit, you just cherished it.
Oh, we're gonna run to the right, we're gonna run, we're gonna run right on!
Run, you are gonna beac-
Lately the 20k's play like they're like 25k's, swear to God.
The way some of these motherfuckers play makes no sense.
This has been the theme the past couple of days.
They're so damn good.
It's like insane.
That one only releases in 2027, really, then hopefully the game's even better than what
it was.
One under.
I can't watch right in front of you.
I don't even know man. I don't even know.
I don't even know what the hell is going on here. Sure, man.
Let me hurry.
It's on site.
Oh, you never planted
Yeah, I already regret starting the game. There's always one guy getting bullshit shots
The build
You saved your re-out. Flashbang.
That blast was fucked up.
Grenade out.
NB-1.
already on site
on site
bench
dude
oh my god bro oh my god
ok ok
ok
Oh, my God.
I'm down.
Arch.
The window won't get it.
Fuck.
Hey.
He's baiting.
The bomb has been placed.
Wow.
Terrorists win.
Right.
Come on, come on, jump jump!
B
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
What a read.
What a read.
What a read, bro. Greatest 19,000 player ever, bro. Right.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Sure, man.
I think they're in the building.
Smoke B, pushing B.
Inside.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Yeah, that recoil control is crazy, dude. I don't even know how that works.
I'm sorry
About the best look
I'm down
of
of
of
of
of
I
Was eco cobra man eco cobra
Smoke.
Lay down.
Throwing flashbang.
Fire up. Fire at home.
Grenade.
Lay down smoke.
It's entering.
Flashbang.
are you kidding you're just holding it for five years
top crates still top mid
I'm still there.
Alright.
About a minute.
In the window, in the window!
in the window!
We're under.
No way.
Wow.
I thought it was gonna like spray
Okay.
We need a phone number.
Oh.
Okay.
Alright, should be,
knowing these guys,
we're gonna five stack it
and headshot everybody
oh we're not okay
probably now
i know
then
one cat
okay right
Mm-hmm.
Yo, ramen!
Dropping the 20 giftees!
Yo, you're always dropping the gifts, bro. Thank you, man.
Thank you, man.
two under by the way, two of them.
I
Did it be
to be against these guys
I
Look like I was in the site what even was that I was in there my god
He was tucked, you didn't see me though.
I can't even hit him.
Go!
Go first.
Of course you push underpass, you fucking rat.
One under, maybe two.
We're on fire.
We're in front.
Turn it out!
Almost!
Almost!
Ma-na-na-naaaa.
Look at the other stuff, as well.
For the best or the sadest tool!
Let's go, I got it.
Smoke!
So smoke!
They're not pushing fast.
Oh god!
Oh my dough.
Right, right!
What?
That was... okay.
What even was that? That was such a clean shot.
Perfect strafe bullet time.
Gamma gula! Gamma gula!
of
death of
death of
death of
death of
death of
I lost it another time.
I lost it, and I've been sad.
I might have a a pick hold on
20 minutes.
Two.
No!
Yes!
To the collateral.
Last win!
Ah, dude.
At least he got off the bomb.
of
the
death of
the
take mark, take mark, take mark
oh shit, hold up, don't die
yourself friend
are you marked it?
yeah man, he's going
he's marked it, he's marked it
what?
he's not looking at it
he's in mark it
Good.
Oh, they left a few.
Counter-terrorists win.
Come on.
Insane round to that, Jeej.
Road to 10k confirmed.
There's road to 30k, now it's road to 10k.
At least floating.
Push text.
Hold.
God I wish you were there.
Howdy.
GG.
One went down.
Here.
There goes.
One top left.
One top left.
Alrighty.
Right
I'm done with this game. I've done never again absolute garbage
Garbage game chat I'll be on tomorrow three more hours till I
Figure out subs Sunday you guys enjoy the rest of your night. I'm gonna chill here right now boys
Till next time GG's thank you for watching like always till next time I will see you guys for subsunday
Sub-Sunday here we go variety. Please save us anything out there. Please
Make me feel
The field gaming makes me feel again
please
Addition all right chat. I will see you guys till next time peace out G G
I'll see you guys on slender peace out and during night and
Three hours until I start setting it up. So try to get those last on a boat son. He's out chatting during night. Good. Bye
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