{"segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 2.0, "text": " You"}, {"start": 30.0, "end": 32.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 60.0, "end": 62.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 90.0, "end": 99.0, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 99.0, "end": 102.0, "text": " Oh, it's not an.."}, {"start": 102.0, "end": 105.0, "text": " Let's get off of those dragons."}, {"start": 105.0, "end": 111.0, "text": " I guess doing people out of their lives Monday."}, {"start": 111.0, "end": 114.0, "text": " 007 tomorrow."}, {"start": 114.0, "end": 117.0, "text": " Yo, how much time do I have left in blood money?"}, {"start": 120.0, "end": 122.0, "text": " How many missions I got left"}, {"start": 124.08, "end": 127.6, "text": " What do we go win how many hours of completion"}, {"start": 129.36, "end": 133.04, "text": " 700 hours six hours no way really"}, {"start": 136.32, "end": 141.36, "text": " Yeah, I don't mind beating it today, I just don't know how much longer I have I thought it was like halfway through"}, {"start": 141.36, "end": 150.04000000000002, "text": " It's a 12 hour game."}, {"start": 150.04000000000002, "end": 155.04000000000002, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 155.04000000000002, "end": 160.24, "text": " Not bad, not bad."}, {"start": 160.24, "end": 165.36, "text": " I left this game on yesterday."}, {"start": 165.36, "end": 167.08, "text": " I wonder how ridiculous you can get."}, {"start": 167.08, "end": 169.20000000000002, "text": " I'm just clicking buttons at this point."}, {"start": 169.20000000000002, "end": 171.46, "text": " I'm just gonna burn the bunny to just see."}, {"start": 172.36, "end": 174.48000000000002, "text": " Like how ridiculous can it get?"}, {"start": 174.48000000000002, "end": 176.16000000000003, "text": " Cause you have to prestige."}, {"start": 177.4, "end": 179.64000000000001, "text": " But it farmed five million overnight."}, {"start": 179.64000000000001, "end": 182.00000000000003, "text": " So I'm gonna throw them all into the demo man."}, {"start": 184.52, "end": 186.00000000000003, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 186.00000000000003, "end": 189.74, "text": " How insane, how fat of a stack of gems"}, {"start": 189.74, "end": 191.04000000000002, "text": " can you have on the ground?"}, {"start": 192.96, "end": 194.48000000000002, "text": " Okay, I burned all the bunny."}, {"start": 195.48000000000002, "end": 196.88000000000002, "text": " I can't afford anymore."}, {"start": 199.20000000000002, "end": 202.20000000000002, "text": " Ah, throwing velocity."}, {"start": 202.20000000000002, "end": 206.20000000000002, "text": " Oh, okay, you do actually have a max."}, {"start": 206.20000000000002, "end": 208.20000000000002, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 208.20000000000002, "end": 217.20000000000002, "text": " How much damage are we looking at?"}, {"start": 217.20000000000002, "end": 219.20000000000002, "text": " Looks like things got worse?"}, {"start": 219.20000000000002, "end": 222.20000000000002, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 222.20000000000002, "end": 228.20000000000002, "text": " So it's an endless game, but you're supposed to prestige, but there's no, like, game over."}, {"start": 228.20000000000002, "end": 233.08, "text": " I guess you could technically just farm until you're maxed everything?"}, {"start": 233.96, "end": 235.96, "text": " So then you might as well prestige?"}, {"start": 243.08, "end": 245.8, "text": " You do, you prestige and you unlock more shit."}, {"start": 247.96, "end": 249.24, "text": " That's how it always is."}, {"start": 255.24, "end": 256.84000000000003, "text": " The cannon beeps."}, {"start": 258.2, "end": 276.32, "text": " and hadona sanctuary of ash what do we got here what do we got e how did you get so many"}, {"start": 276.32, "end": 284.0, "text": " cannons I thought 007 was the 27th um I think it's early access or some shit I'll be alive"}, {"start": 284.0, "end": 298.76, "text": " like early tomorrow. I think they do the digital like early access shit. Isn't the POE2 patch"}, {"start": 298.76, "end": 309.4, "text": " this week as well on Friday? Harder with copy company only drinks coke? Lies, I had caffeine"}, {"start": 309.40000000000003, "end": 315.24, "text": " this morning buddy I tell you I use a percolator now for the coffee it's pretty"}, {"start": 315.24, "end": 323.84000000000003, "text": " nice actually it's pretty nice the percolator it's nice brah"}, {"start": 324.68000000000006, "end": 332.64000000000004, "text": " world of tanks heat is out dude world of tanks heat was fucking potato bro"}, {"start": 332.64, "end": 342.64, "text": " I tried it, I tried it. Hold on, let me see here, what am I missing?"}, {"start": 342.64, "end": 349.64, "text": " Paralyves is out today as well? Oh, is that the sim style game?"}, {"start": 349.64, "end": 357.64, "text": " Well, the thing about the sims is, I don't know if I want to play the sims."}, {"start": 357.64, "end": 360.08, "text": " Paralives, it would be more about the house,"}, {"start": 360.08, "end": 362.44, "text": " the interior decorating and building the house"}, {"start": 362.44, "end": 365.44, "text": " is more interesting than micromanaging a bunch of fucks"}, {"start": 365.44, "end": 368.03999999999996, "text": " because I don't know how to do it, IRL."}, {"start": 368.03999999999996, "end": 370.44, "text": " Very efficiently, so why the fuck"}, {"start": 370.44, "end": 372.84, "text": " am I gonna go play the fucking Sims?"}, {"start": 372.84, "end": 375.56, "text": " It's boring as fuck is what I'm saying."}, {"start": 375.56, "end": 378.0, "text": " I have to make sure this guy takes a shit"}, {"start": 378.0, "end": 379.44, "text": " and goes to work and stuff."}, {"start": 379.44, "end": 382.47999999999996, "text": " Like, yeah, that's fun."}, {"start": 382.48, "end": 390.48, "text": " When you got nothing to do, but now fuck that shit, I feel like if I'm going to play it,"}, {"start": 390.48, "end": 395.8, "text": " I want to, um, I would build a house like that part."}, {"start": 395.8, "end": 396.8, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 396.8, "end": 408.56, "text": " The sim shit brah, whatever, brah, ha ha, they're talking, ha ha, they're dancing."}, {"start": 408.56, "end": 412.0, "text": " I get the appeal, but it just sounds kind of potato."}, {"start": 414.12, "end": 415.76, "text": " It would probably do very well."}, {"start": 421.48, "end": 423.34000000000003, "text": " But evil arc though?"}, {"start": 424.68, "end": 425.52, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 427.4, "end": 428.84000000000003, "text": " It's just a game, bruh."}, {"start": 428.84000000000003, "end": 430.12, "text": " I know, man."}, {"start": 430.12, "end": 431.6, "text": " I understand that."}, {"start": 431.6, "end": 433.36, "text": " It sounds, yeah, exactly."}, {"start": 438.56, "end": 445.54, "text": " I took laxatives and now I have to shit nonstop read the guy from yesterday who was constipated"}, {"start": 448.06, "end": 450.06, "text": " Well, I"}, {"start": 450.54, "end": 457.26, "text": " Don't know man. I don't know to tell you don't take medical advice from gaming chat rooms"}, {"start": 459.46, "end": 466.26, "text": " Teddy it was really good, but then at the end of the day it was a kids game you know, I'm saying it was really good, bro. I"}, {"start": 466.26, "end": 470.26, "text": " I enjoyed it for what it was, Teddy."}, {"start": 470.26, "end": 478.26, "text": " Check out Slow Roads, a fun game to play while waiting in the lobby in Arma."}, {"start": 478.26, "end": 484.26, "text": " This motherfucker, what the hell even is this?"}, {"start": 484.26, "end": 494.26, "text": " Slow Roads.io. What is this?"}, {"start": 494.26, "end": 508.5, "text": " Hold on one sec."}, {"start": 508.5, "end": 513.8199999999999, "text": " Alright, what is this?"}, {"start": 513.8199999999999, "end": 515.38, "text": " You can just change shit?"}, {"start": 515.38, "end": 517.38, "text": " This guy just has a..."}, {"start": 519.38, "end": 520.38, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 530.38, "end": 531.38, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 533.38, "end": 534.38, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 534.38, "end": 535.38, "text": " Hills?"}, {"start": 535.38, "end": 536.38, "text": " Normal?"}, {"start": 536.38, "end": 537.38, "text": " Seed?"}, {"start": 540.38, "end": 544.38, "text": " What an interesting, simple game, but like, wow."}, {"start": 544.38, "end": 547.88, "text": " How is this?"}, {"start": 547.88, "end": 551.38, "text": " What an interesting fucking game."}, {"start": 551.38, "end": 564.38, "text": " It's just like..."}, {"start": 564.38, "end": 592.06, "text": " Yeah, this is like a Forza demo."}, {"start": 592.0600000000001, "end": 600.9000000000001, "text": " there it is. You know what man, they should do this in big games. Yeah, this is exactly"}, {"start": 600.9000000000001, "end": 605.46, "text": " what should be, this would be a solid way to play Forza, like a game mode where you have"}, {"start": 605.46, "end": 610.94, "text": " the controls, just a straight road on the map or something, you can just pick a car"}, {"start": 610.94, "end": 614.7, "text": " And uh, switch to- to- on the fly with a hockey?"}, {"start": 615.5, "end": 616.5400000000001, "text": " That'd be kinda cool."}, {"start": 620.7800000000001, "end": 623.4200000000001, "text": " Sounds like every driving game, yeah, but you show off..."}, {"start": 624.74, "end": 625.5400000000001, "text": " the game."}, {"start": 625.5400000000001, "end": 627.5400000000001, "text": " Forza's just like a fuckin' vibe."}, {"start": 630.0600000000001, "end": 630.98, "text": " Oh, here we go."}, {"start": 633.0600000000001, "end": 634.4200000000001, "text": " Armory Forza."}, {"start": 634.42, "end": 650.2199999999999, "text": " then play it well I mean I mean I it's a vibe when you want to feel that way"}, {"start": 650.2199999999999, "end": 657.02, "text": " that's kind of interesting I guess you can just do this sure man god damn"}, {"start": 657.02, "end": 664.18, "text": " browser games as we were I saw Rocket League UE6 I saw a brother I saw"}, {"start": 664.1800000000001, "end": 675.86, "text": " One armor BR win, pair of lives, launch, try law, did I play pair of, wait, now I think"}, {"start": 675.86, "end": 688.9000000000001, "text": " about it, did I play pair of lives, did I play this shit, did I play the demo?"}, {"start": 688.9, "end": 699.48, "text": " Marble rivals penalty announcement zero tolerance on cheats."}, {"start": 699.48, "end": 703.5, "text": " What the hell do they have like a wall of shame?"}, {"start": 703.5, "end": 705.02, "text": " What the hell man?"}, {"start": 705.02, "end": 711.26, "text": " Bro, who's cheating and god damn Marble rivals this late into the game's life cycle."}, {"start": 711.26, "end": 718.26, "text": " Come on man, I ain't reading all this, but below is the list of currently banned accounts"}, {"start": 718.26, "end": 726.26, "text": " from this this wave list includes all forms of cheats and exploits oh my god that actually"}, {"start": 726.26, "end": 736.34, "text": " doesn't seem like a lot okay chat do you see your name soloist cheating at bronze what"}, {"start": 736.34, "end": 745.02, "text": " a fucking new best bro is bronze the lowest dumb ass is so bad dude is literally cheating"}, {"start": 745.02, "end": 754.86, "text": " in a video and it bronze and gets fucking caught bro oh my god it was bad buddy at that point you"}, {"start": 754.86, "end": 764.06, "text": " gotta just donate your goddamn computer bro donate it at that point you're done bro you're done"}, {"start": 764.0600000000001, "end": 777.2600000000001, "text": " it's over it's over just stop why why even play at that point it was a smurf"}, {"start": 777.2600000000001, "end": 786.6600000000001, "text": " carry service brother you know what bro I am you know I'm fucking glad I am not"}, {"start": 786.6600000000001, "end": 792.86, "text": " I have never thought of trying to get carried or pay someone to carry me"}, {"start": 792.86, "end": 799.86, "text": " Imagine being a gamer and your fucking shitmind leads you down that dumbass path."}, {"start": 799.86, "end": 802.86, "text": " Feels good, bro."}, {"start": 802.86, "end": 807.86, "text": " Feels good."}, {"start": 807.86, "end": 812.86, "text": " Imagine being such a loser fuck that you actually purchase."}, {"start": 812.86, "end": 818.86, "text": " I get the teach, I get the smurf, because it's like these dumbasses are going to pay me"}, {"start": 819.1800000000001, "end": 821.82, "text": " To get better to like get a higher rank"}, {"start": 822.94, "end": 827.7, "text": " Like of course you're gonna be like, okay, like who the fuck who are these fucking people?"}, {"start": 832.38, "end": 834.38, "text": " Fuck the Smurfs too"}, {"start": 835.98, "end": 844.1, "text": " Yeah, I mean fuck the Smurfs too the Smurfs do ruin the whole you know, they're part they are part of the problem. Yes"}, {"start": 844.1, "end": 853.62, "text": " but like it's actually so fucking sad and just like stupid as fuck I don't even know"}, {"start": 853.62, "end": 862.9, "text": " it's like how do you have this like you're there's no satisfaction and then the guy leaves"}, {"start": 862.9, "end": 868.34, "text": " and there you are okay bro you're at 12,000 right now bye and you're like yay and then"}, {"start": 868.34, "end": 878.9, "text": " you go Q and you get fucked and it's like what are you what's the plan there I don't understand what's"}, {"start": 878.9, "end": 888.74, "text": " the plan there it's like it's like you're displaying a trophy that you know is was cheated"}, {"start": 890.5, "end": 894.74, "text": " and then you decide to be like I'm gonna play at this rank and you fucking suck balls and then"}, {"start": 894.74, "end": 899.02, "text": " and then you slowly drop actual dumb ass."}, {"start": 900.0600000000001, "end": 903.1, "text": " They're probably chasing their friends, rank or clout."}, {"start": 908.38, "end": 909.22, "text": " I guess."}, {"start": 912.14, "end": 915.72, "text": " You could get free skins in Lull if you smurfed."}, {"start": 915.72, "end": 920.72, "text": " Well, no, we're talking about other things."}, {"start": 920.72, "end": 947.96, "text": " things. But yeah. What else do we have here? What is this game? New trailer. Romeo is dead"}, {"start": 947.96, "end": 949.46, "text": " Man, what is this?"}, {"start": 952.86, "end": 954.76, "text": " Oh, yeah, that can't look so fucking random."}, {"start": 956.0600000000001, "end": 958.96, "text": " 007 will not have preload on steam."}, {"start": 959.1600000000001, "end": 959.6600000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 963.2, "end": 965.0, "text": " I got to go live tomorrow at 1150."}, {"start": 965.0, "end": 966.6, "text": " What am I downloading these hundred?"}, {"start": 966.6, "end": 968.2, "text": " This is going to be a hundred game."}, {"start": 974.84, "end": 976.14, "text": " Or some shit, probably."}, {"start": 977.96, "end": 981.96, "text": " Let me see what we have here."}, {"start": 981.96, "end": 993.96, "text": " Soulbound online."}, {"start": 993.96, "end": 995.96, "text": " Playstation has preloaded."}, {"start": 1023.96, "end": 1038.08, "text": " Alright, so do you have a persisting character?"}, {"start": 1038.08, "end": 1045.32, "text": " You know, I'm still surprised someone hasn't made it."}, {"start": 1045.32, "end": 1051.6000000000001, "text": " I've said this like 50 times, but I'm still surprised no one's made a realm of the Mad"}, {"start": 1051.6000000000001, "end": 1052.6000000000001, "text": " God."}, {"start": 1052.6, "end": 1054.6, "text": " But like, higher budget."}, {"start": 1065.6, "end": 1067.6, "text": " No they fucking didn't, what I heard about it."}, {"start": 1070.6, "end": 1075.6, "text": " So it needs to make one of those like a realm of the mad guy."}, {"start": 1075.6, "end": 1079.6, "text": " I'm telling you about the future of FPS is going to be something like Planetside."}, {"start": 1079.6, "end": 1087.04, "text": " side. And then something like Realm of the Mad God is something that would be, it's more like a"}, {"start": 1087.04, "end": 1094.08, "text": " throws you in MMO because it's way faster paced and it doesn't have that slow ramp up that MMOs have"}, {"start": 1095.04, "end": 1101.6799999999998, "text": " to then realize in the game sucks balls or dies in a month. I feel like you'd need that bit of a"}, {"start": 1101.6799999999998, "end": 1108.08, "text": " throw you in factor you have a character you care about in like a world that everybody's running"}, {"start": 1108.08, "end": 1115.12, "text": " around and you log in, you're back to it, you can just like, I don't know what the"}, {"start": 1115.12, "end": 1123.12, "text": " fuck the theme would be, but like a very active world in conflict. MMO, fucking fantasy."}, {"start": 1125.6799999999998, "end": 1131.9199999999998, "text": " Where the hell are the realm of the Mad God clones? This game figured that shit out years ago."}, {"start": 1131.92, "end": 1150.76, "text": " The whole damn industry is just people copying ideas, no one's copied this shit bro."}, {"start": 1150.76, "end": 1156.28, "text": " Warhammer MMO, this ain't worth copying."}, {"start": 1161.92, "end": 1176.38, "text": " So I get this so I get this guy the next fucking game in his favorite"}, {"start": 1176.38, "end": 1187.28, "text": " genre so I get him Zelda 8 so I get him the next resident evil I'm making a 2D"}, {"start": 1187.28, "end": 1193.2, "text": " MMO it'll be a tower defense good luck man yeah you could do a warhammer you"}, {"start": 1193.2, "end": 1201.12, "text": " could do a warhammer rumble the mad god high budget you fucking spot in you can"}, {"start": 1201.12, "end": 1208.6399999999999, "text": " have magic guns whatever you gear up level up yeah you know what warhammer"}, {"start": 1208.64, "end": 1221.5, "text": " should do that. Warhammer loves spreading their IPL to like super indie games. I know there's"}, {"start": 1221.5, "end": 1226.24, "text": " a new Tarkov map. I don't really, I don't know if I'm gonna go back. Link me a trailer."}, {"start": 1226.24, "end": 1230.8000000000002, "text": " I don't, I don't think I'm going back to Tarkov. This game looks like it's gonna be fucking"}, {"start": 1230.8, "end": 1239.6399999999999, "text": " sec. June 8th? Oh shit, yeah, wait, hold up. Two weeks?"}, {"start": 1239.6399999999999, "end": 1256.68, "text": " That's what I call a dramatic interest. There's a reason why I'm called Killer Bean. It's"}, {"start": 1256.68, "end": 1263.68, "text": " It's because I'm good at what I do."}, {"start": 1263.68, "end": 1266.68, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 1266.68, "end": 1268.68, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 1268.68, "end": 1269.68, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 1269.68, "end": 1279.68, "text": " I used to be an assassin for the Shadow Agency."}, {"start": 1279.68, "end": 1284.68, "text": " An international organization powerful enough to shape the world."}, {"start": 1284.68, "end": 1287.4, "text": " until they lied to me and tried to kill me."}, {"start": 1288.68, "end": 1290.68, "text": " Now, I'm gonna destroy them."}, {"start": 1293.96, "end": 1297.8, "text": " You're the guy starring idiot who wants to take down the shadow agency."}, {"start": 1300.04, "end": 1301.96, "text": " Well, it is sure nice to meet you."}, {"start": 1308.1200000000001, "end": 1310.1200000000001, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 1314.68, "end": 1319.96, "text": " bro this game actually might be insane"}, {"start": 1319.96, "end": 1339.3200000000002, "text": " what the fuck no wonder he delayed it"}, {"start": 1339.3200000000002, "end": 1341.48, "text": " no wonder"}, {"start": 1341.48, "end": 1360.28, "text": " are we witnessing a next generation Miyazaki is this the first holy shit maybe"}, {"start": 1360.28, "end": 1370.24, "text": " bro maybe what if this is the yeah this is the next generation Kojima check"}, {"start": 1370.24, "end": 1378.24, "text": " bird games 3 online PvP. Oh really? Why haven't I heard of 1 and 2?"}, {"start": 1380.88, "end": 1384.24, "text": " They needed to make 1 and 2 to pop off with 3."}, {"start": 1400.24, "end": 1421.2, "text": " all done all done all done maybe maybe maybe maybe"}, {"start": 1421.2, "end": 1431.2, "text": " Oh, oh, it's friend slot Bratway two to eight players though."}, {"start": 1431.2, "end": 1437.2, "text": " My glacier it's like secular but you're a penguin."}, {"start": 1437.2, "end": 1438.2, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 1438.2, "end": 1442.44, "text": " I wait maybe I played this I play the game where you're a penguin and it was randomly"}, {"start": 1442.44, "end": 1444.2, "text": " really fucking good."}, {"start": 1444.2, "end": 1446.2, "text": " Oh, I was this game."}, {"start": 1446.2, "end": 1449.2, "text": " Wait, no, it wasn't this game."}, {"start": 1449.2, "end": 1452.2, "text": " Wait, wasn't this ad? I played this game before."}, {"start": 1454.2, "end": 1456.2, "text": " No, I'm thinking of a different one."}, {"start": 1458.2, "end": 1462.2, "text": " Yeah, this game was fucking weird. I remember playing it and I think I alt-a-forward."}, {"start": 1463.2, "end": 1467.2, "text": " But there is another weird-ass penguin fucked up one."}, {"start": 1479.2, "end": 1481.2, "text": " I forgot the name of it. Devoured."}, {"start": 1483.74, "end": 1487.1000000000001, "text": " It was so good, the demo was like, I'm going to play this on launch."}, {"start": 1487.1000000000001, "end": 1488.6000000000001, "text": " I don't remember the name of it."}, {"start": 1490.2, "end": 1501.7, "text": " To all of our friends in there, those watching all around the world, this is the future and this is."}, {"start": 1504.0, "end": 1508.5, "text": " It does look like the biggest thing that changed is just the five turned into a six."}, {"start": 1509.2, "end": 1529.52, "text": " Wait, they're on Unreal, they're on UE3 right now with Rocket League?"}, {"start": 1529.52, "end": 1530.52, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 1530.52, "end": 1535.52, "text": " Holy shit, wait, really?"}, {"start": 1535.52, "end": 1536.52, "text": " Goddamn."}, {"start": 1536.52, "end": 1537.52, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 1539.52, "end": 1540.52, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 1545.52, "end": 1548.52, "text": " You know what, I will say that I'm like..."}, {"start": 1550.52, "end": 1552.52, "text": " I don't know man, I don't know."}, {"start": 1554.52, "end": 1556.52, "text": " That's actually, I didn't realize it was on three."}, {"start": 1557.52, "end": 1559.52, "text": " I mean, look how good the game still looks."}, {"start": 1559.52, "end": 1570.68, "text": " looks old Unreal Engine games before five still have a like a lasting look to them."}, {"start": 1575.08, "end": 1577.04, "text": " Oh, yeah, that's fucking crazy, actually."}, {"start": 1577.04, "end": 1581.2, "text": " God damn. But like I said, man, Rocket League's fucking great, but you just"}, {"start": 1581.2, "end": 1587.48, "text": " feel like you peak heavily depending on how good you are at handling the ball in the fucking air."}, {"start": 1587.48, "end": 1592.64, "text": " You know, like there's a separation. I don't know where the separation takes place"}, {"start": 1593.8, "end": 1599.48, "text": " Maybe it like gold or something once you get past gold too. It's like the people who can fly and"}, {"start": 1600.4, "end": 1602.04, "text": " Can't fly"}, {"start": 1602.04, "end": 1604.04, "text": " That's your peak"}, {"start": 1609.88, "end": 1615.52, "text": " Arkham Knight was you a three I mean, you know the cars are gonna look good"}, {"start": 1617.48, "end": 1619.48, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1647.48, "end": 1674.28, "text": " And this game is going to be wicked popular."}, {"start": 1674.28, "end": 1683.24, "text": " What happened to that other one that looked like Super Uncanny?"}, {"start": 1683.24, "end": 1699.6399999999999, "text": " How did Enzo die?"}, {"start": 1699.6399999999999, "end": 1701.6399999999999, "text": " Enzo had no real gameplay?"}, {"start": 1701.64, "end": 1711.64, "text": " Oh, it was all just like, they put the bar on just visuals and then there was no fleshed out game elements."}, {"start": 1716.64, "end": 1721.64, "text": " Yeah, like this game is going to be a fucking banger and a half probably for the people who like this shit."}, {"start": 1721.64, "end": 1725.64, "text": " I just don't feel like playing real life in real life at the moment."}, {"start": 1725.64, "end": 1733.24, "text": " You know, this is like you guys said these seven games are fucking weird"}, {"start": 1739.48, "end": 1745.72, "text": " Enzo is just 90% character creation. Yeah, I thought in Zora was gonna be super popular. I mean it was it sold"}, {"start": 1745.72, "end": 1747.72, "text": " Well, this game is gonna be super popular"}, {"start": 1750.0400000000002, "end": 1753.76, "text": " Build mode is nice. Yeah, I would I would mainly say I build a house"}, {"start": 1753.76, "end": 1769.46, "text": " if anything. Watch this souls like it's coming out tomorrow. Buddy tomorrow the next couple"}, {"start": 1769.46, "end": 1778.98, "text": " of days are all 007. Okay, next game to add on the completion shelf. Should be blood money."}, {"start": 1778.98, "end": 1786.06, "text": " If I play blood money, I gotta play it all stream to beat it."}, {"start": 1786.06, "end": 1791.34, "text": " I could, the last game, don't even fucking talk to me, bro."}, {"start": 1791.34, "end": 1792.34, "text": " Don't even talk to me."}, {"start": 1792.34, "end": 1795.66, "text": " I literally beat games all the time."}, {"start": 1795.66, "end": 1797.66, "text": " I beat a game yesterday."}, {"start": 1797.66, "end": 1801.42, "text": " I don't even know what you're talking about."}, {"start": 1801.42, "end": 1805.78, "text": " We literally beat the critically acclaimed butcher man yesterday."}, {"start": 1805.78, "end": 1806.78, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1806.78, "end": 1808.78, "text": " Okay, don't even fucking talk to me, bro."}, {"start": 1814.26, "end": 1815.98, "text": " Literally saw the credits."}, {"start": 1818.3, "end": 1821.3, "text": " 10 minute game, right? Okay."}, {"start": 1831.18, "end": 1836.06, "text": " Oh yeah, Phenopolis was pretty awesome yesterday. I could beat that one."}, {"start": 1836.78, "end": 1852.06, "text": " Oh yeah, I remember this game, okay."}, {"start": 1852.06, "end": 1855.46, "text": " Yeah, this was like..."}, {"start": 1855.46, "end": 1856.46, "text": " This..."}, {"start": 1856.46, "end": 1857.46, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1857.46, "end": 1859.46, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 1887.46, "end": 1889.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1917.46, "end": 1919.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1939.22, "end": 1946.3400000000001, "text": " Am so weird brothers this game likes this is one of those games that screams ui5"}, {"start": 1947.46, "end": 1953.3400000000001, "text": " But it looks kind of cool."}, {"start": 1956.46, "end": 1957.74, "text": " It does, bro."}, {"start": 1957.74, "end": 1961.58, "text": " It looks like it's completely fucking UE5 lighting."}, {"start": 1961.58, "end": 1963.8600000000001, "text": " Like it's not made hidden."}, {"start": 1963.8600000000001, "end": 1965.38, "text": " It's just like fucking there."}, {"start": 1969.98, "end": 1973.78, "text": " That whole trailer looks like that generic"}, {"start": 1973.78, "end": 1978.62, "text": " Just not properly baked in UE5 fucking bullshit"}, {"start": 1979.54, "end": 1983.54, "text": " No one else saw it. I saw it. You play it if you don't see it"}, {"start": 1987.02, "end": 1991.2, "text": " Jump King quest fully released released today. Oh"}, {"start": 1996.58, "end": 1998.58, "text": " Slaw or not"}, {"start": 1998.5800000000002, "end": 2005.18, "text": " This fucking guy bro at this at this point all these gamba games bro. I'm just gonna take the gama sponsor at this point boys"}, {"start": 2010.8200000000002, "end": 2014.6000000000001, "text": " We hover around it we hover around it"}, {"start": 2028.5800000000002, "end": 2058.5, "text": " That looks like it could be good."}, {"start": 2058.5, "end": 2069.86, "text": " Looks like you're gonna be good pretty good. Why not animal? Don't forget. Oh"}, {"start": 2076.5, "end": 2084.06, "text": " Yeah, I played this game a while ago. This game was actually surprisingly not bad and I played it a while ago"}, {"start": 2084.06, "end": 2090.18, "text": " go this was actually surprised I think this game might be a fucking hit in a"}, {"start": 2090.18, "end": 2097.98, "text": " half I know I know I know well guess what these fucking weird ass game cell"}, {"start": 2097.98, "end": 2106.66, "text": " alright I remember playing this and it was like actually you know it's like"}, {"start": 2106.66, "end": 2115.12, "text": " Pokemon shit yeah I don't know I'm probably not really gonna play it but"}, {"start": 2115.12, "end": 2119.2999999999997, "text": " it was yeah surprisingly super high quality but guess what these fucking"}, {"start": 2119.2999999999997, "end": 2126.3799999999997, "text": " games usually get insane quality checks usually the gacha games have like the"}, {"start": 2126.3799999999997, "end": 2133.74, "text": " most insane quality but then well the theme is fucking potato and gotcha but"}, {"start": 2133.7400000000002, "end": 2146.7400000000002, "text": " then. It's a good game, but you have to click a thousand red dots. Oh, Slaughter not released"}, {"start": 2146.7400000000002, "end": 2164.5000000000005, "text": " today. Yeah, is it is it actually? I can't tell this just looks like super fucking"}, {"start": 2164.5000000000005, "end": 2169.5400000000004, "text": " gamba brain. You might as well just fucking gamba at this point. All right, make it have"}, {"start": 2169.54, "end": 2178.84, "text": " fucking it's like gamifying and removing the gamba element it's like hover"}, {"start": 2178.84, "end": 2184.12, "text": " it this game looks like it's hovering around you might as well fucking gamba"}, {"start": 2184.12, "end": 2192.16, "text": " like that's what this looks like it's like let's take gambling and make it into"}, {"start": 2192.16, "end": 2199.44, "text": " a game by the way it's a fucking roguelike no shit"}, {"start": 2199.54, "end": 2205.54, "text": " It's called innovation."}, {"start": 2205.54, "end": 2214.14, "text": " I just feel like I've played like 50 of these at this point."}, {"start": 2214.14, "end": 2217.54, "text": " You just don't lose money here."}, {"start": 2217.54, "end": 2221.94, "text": " Yeah, looks like it could be fun."}, {"start": 2221.94, "end": 2226.3, "text": " I mean, whatever."}, {"start": 2226.3, "end": 2227.66, "text": " I could continue."}, {"start": 2227.66, "end": 2229.18, "text": " Retail hell was actually pretty decent."}, {"start": 2229.18, "end": 2231.7799999999997, "text": " I don't know if that game actually has an end."}, {"start": 2231.7799999999997, "end": 2235.1, "text": " It looks like maybe you survive a specific amount of time"}, {"start": 2235.1, "end": 2237.58, "text": " and you actually escape."}, {"start": 2238.58, "end": 2241.1, "text": " I thought that game was way better than I thought."}, {"start": 2241.1, "end": 2242.3399999999997, "text": " It was gonna be, I thought it was gonna be"}, {"start": 2242.3399999999997, "end": 2243.58, "text": " a little more gimmicky."}, {"start": 2244.8599999999997, "end": 2246.3599999999997, "text": " Oh, it does have an end."}, {"start": 2246.3599999999997, "end": 2247.8599999999997, "text": " Yeah, I thought this was decent."}, {"start": 2253.02, "end": 2254.98, "text": " Played to Reba?"}, {"start": 2254.98, "end": 2255.8199999999997, "text": " Brother."}, {"start": 2259.18, "end": 2272.74, "text": " I'm a brother."}, {"start": 2272.74, "end": 2275.3799999999997, "text": " The last caretaker is wicked good."}, {"start": 2275.3799999999997, "end": 2280.02, "text": " I actually wanted to go back to this game when at 1.0."}, {"start": 2280.02, "end": 2284.7799999999997, "text": " This game was surprisingly such a good survival game."}, {"start": 2284.7799999999997, "end": 2287.3399999999997, "text": " But yeah, I want to wait until at 1.0."}, {"start": 2287.34, "end": 2297.98, "text": " one surprised me play predecessor no way bro no way you guys at this point are"}, {"start": 2297.98, "end": 2305.54, "text": " the most fucking niche ass community I swear you what the hell have they done"}, {"start": 2305.54, "end": 2312.54, "text": " with this game did they actually patch this game is active development anyone"}, {"start": 2312.54, "end": 2315.1800000000003, "text": " here play this"}, {"start": 2317.34, "end": 2335.34, "text": " I know, I'm not playing Paralyzed, I saw deadlocks, bruv, guys."}, {"start": 2335.34, "end": 2357.1000000000004, "text": " What do we have?"}, {"start": 2357.1000000000004, "end": 2358.1000000000004, "text": " What else?"}, {"start": 2358.1, "end": 2360.1, "text": " Um, Tekken 8."}, {"start": 2384.1, "end": 2385.1, "text": " Marvel!"}, {"start": 2388.1, "end": 2417.1, "text": " Yeah, we got no gameplay, this is for reveals."}, {"start": 2417.1, "end": 2442.1, "text": " of"}, {"start": 2442.1, "end": 2458.1, "text": " That's cool, man. That's cool, bro. That's cool, bro. Kid Bash, super legend. A claim?"}, {"start": 2458.1, "end": 2463.94, "text": " What the fuck, our claim is still around?"}, {"start": 2463.94, "end": 2471.42, "text": " What the hell bro?"}, {"start": 2471.42, "end": 2491.04, "text": " They got a rez last year."}, {"start": 2491.04, "end": 2493.54, "text": " What is this game?"}, {"start": 2493.54, "end": 2499.54, "text": " Anyone play Kid Bash?"}, {"start": 2529.54, "end": 2549.98, "text": " I love an easy side scroller."}, {"start": 2549.98, "end": 2551.38, "text": " What is the star path?"}, {"start": 2551.38, "end": 2553.82, "text": " Sure man."}, {"start": 2553.82, "end": 2556.18, "text": " Early alpha foo page."}, {"start": 2556.18, "end": 2558.7, "text": " I know I saw Star Citizen hit a billion."}, {"start": 2558.7000000000003, "end": 2569.5000000000005, "text": " I saw I don't know who those souls are, but we see the brother we see the brother"}, {"start": 2569.5000000000005, "end": 2586.7400000000002, "text": " Motherfucker, I went in when they were like 10 million, right?"}, {"start": 2586.7400000000002, "end": 2588.7400000000002, "text": " I did contribute, all right?"}, {"start": 2592.7400000000002, "end": 2594.7400000000002, "text": " That was like 10 years, that was 12 years ago."}, {"start": 2616.7400000000002, "end": 2625.0600000000004, "text": " Okay, okay trailer dev"}, {"start": 2643.0600000000004, "end": 2645.0600000000004, "text": " Oh brah I remember that dude"}, {"start": 2646.7400000000002, "end": 2655.5400000000004, "text": " I know how to play Minesweeper now."}, {"start": 2655.5400000000004, "end": 2662.7400000000002, "text": " I know how to play it now."}, {"start": 2662.7400000000002, "end": 2669.5800000000004, "text": " Warning, Incomic Asteroids."}, {"start": 2669.5800000000004, "end": 2671.98, "text": " Pressure Nintendo Company."}, {"start": 2671.98, "end": 2676.38, "text": " This actually looks like it could be maybe fun."}, {"start": 2678.5, "end": 2680.22, "text": " This looks like it could be good"}, {"start": 2680.22, "end": 2684.52, "text": " if you're like slowly trying to upgrade your little spaceship."}, {"start": 2685.7, "end": 2688.14, "text": " I don't know how the fuck you get the supplies,"}, {"start": 2689.32, "end": 2692.1, "text": " but maybe that actually looked kinda cool."}, {"start": 2692.1, "end": 2694.34, "text": " I thought this was gonna be some potato shit."}, {"start": 2695.34, "end": 2696.54, "text": " That looked kinda cool."}, {"start": 2698.1, "end": 2700.7400000000002, "text": " It's like Subnautica in space."}, {"start": 2700.7400000000002, "end": 2702.7400000000002, "text": " hahahaha"}, {"start": 2706.26, "end": 2708.26, "text": " maybe maybe maybe"}, {"start": 2710.34, "end": 2712.34, "text": " maybe maybe"}, {"start": 2712.98, "end": 2714.98, "text": " indy hack n slash"}, {"start": 2715.2200000000003, "end": 2717.2200000000003, "text": " this motherfucker"}, {"start": 2718.98, "end": 2720.98, "text": " this motherfucker"}, {"start": 2721.2200000000003, "end": 2724.34, "text": " I I think I beat machinarium bro. I beat that shit dude"}, {"start": 2726.34, "end": 2728.82, "text": " I think I did phantom tower"}, {"start": 2730.7400000000002, "end": 2732.7400000000002, "text": " You"}, {"start": 2760.7400000000002, "end": 2778.0400000000004, "text": " Maybe, maybe."}, {"start": 2778.0400000000004, "end": 2780.0400000000004, "text": " Another one of these."}, {"start": 2780.0400000000004, "end": 2789.5800000000004, "text": " This one, you know what, this one."}, {"start": 2789.58, "end": 2793.58, "text": " You know, I would, this one looks like it could be decent."}, {"start": 2793.58, "end": 2796.9, "text": " Hacker's Lodge, Exploited Immense Tower that hides treasure and dangerously monsters forage"}, {"start": 2796.9, "end": 2799.9, "text": " equipment and grows stronger."}, {"start": 2799.9, "end": 2806.02, "text": " This looks like it could be decent."}, {"start": 2806.02, "end": 2808.7, "text": " You've seen Warhammer Survivors, I did."}, {"start": 2808.7, "end": 2814.62, "text": " This looks better than Warhammer Survivors, potentially, I don't know, I don't know."}, {"start": 2814.62, "end": 2819.1, "text": " Now and now needs to pass the gameplay test."}, {"start": 2819.1, "end": 2827.74, "text": " it up. Is this literally a multiplayer..."}, {"start": 2829.54, "end": 2842.5, "text": " really? Oh my god. Oh my... Oh do not drop that. It's a radioactive balloon."}, {"start": 2849.1, "end": 2851.1, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 2851.1, "end": 2852.1, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 2852.1, "end": 2853.1, "text": " Oh, wow."}, {"start": 2853.1, "end": 2854.1, "text": " Friendslop?"}, {"start": 2854.1, "end": 2860.1, "text": " Friendslop, but you have the viewers connect and whoever drops the bomb, the balloon gets banned."}, {"start": 2863.1, "end": 2864.1, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 2864.1, "end": 2866.1, "text": " Up the stakes."}, {"start": 2871.1, "end": 2872.1, "text": " He's got it."}, {"start": 2872.1, "end": 2873.1, "text": " He's got it."}, {"start": 2873.1, "end": 2874.1, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 2874.1, "end": 2889.62, "text": " Yeah, why does this randomly look like it could be kind of fun?"}, {"start": 2889.62, "end": 2892.42, "text": " Turn it into a BR."}, {"start": 2892.42, "end": 2901.62, "text": " This actually looks like it could be kind of fun."}, {"start": 2901.62, "end": 2903.18, "text": " There's a demo."}, {"start": 2903.18, "end": 2904.18, "text": " Don't we try it?"}, {"start": 2907.18, "end": 2909.02, "text": " Keep it up, man."}, {"start": 2909.02, "end": 2910.8599999999997, "text": " Keep it up."}, {"start": 2910.8599999999997, "end": 2911.7, "text": " Keep it up."}, {"start": 2917.7, "end": 2920.2599999999998, "text": " The demo, on for one day."}, {"start": 2920.2599999999998, "end": 2922.2999999999997, "text": " Wait, the demo is not available."}, {"start": 2923.8999999999996, "end": 2925.1, "text": " June 2nd."}, {"start": 2925.1, "end": 2949.02, "text": " the train sim made by one Bev. This game came out. Oh shit, bro."}, {"start": 2949.02, "end": 2951.02, "text": " Hold on one second, one sec, hold on."}, {"start": 2979.02, "end": 2981.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3009.02, "end": 3011.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3039.02, "end": 3041.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3056.66, "end": 3059.34, "text": " Buzz we got 50 pads man. We got 50 pads"}, {"start": 3060.94, "end": 3066.98, "text": " Jumping quest full release in an hour. Do I want to play a game where I want to rip my fucking hair out?"}, {"start": 3066.98, "end": 3076.66, "text": " Oh, no. Oh, yeah, I play this."}, {"start": 3076.66, "end": 3080.66, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 3080.66, "end": 3083.66, "text": " I'm the perfect"}, {"start": 3083.66, "end": 3087.66, "text": " people like you"}, {"start": 3087.66, "end": 3091.66, "text": " would not exist"}, {"start": 3091.66, "end": 3094.66, "text": " prophesied to be one of the"}, {"start": 3094.66, "end": 3097.66, "text": " purged victims"}, {"start": 3097.66, "end": 3100.66, "text": " the bringer of unbogged rice"}, {"start": 3100.66, "end": 3104.66, "text": " is faulty"}, {"start": 3104.66, "end": 3106.66, "text": " the target of the hardwood is"}, {"start": 3106.66, "end": 3132.42, "text": " I mean seeing how my current sequel jumping has come a long way"}, {"start": 3136.66, "end": 3143.66, "text": " I'm not sure what's going on here, but in these lines, there are seamless cool and"}, {"start": 3143.66, "end": 3144.66, "text": " caring leads."}, {"start": 3144.66, "end": 3146.66, "text": " No, this is not."}, {"start": 3146.66, "end": 3150.66, "text": " You can't do a whole other dimension, I know."}, {"start": 3150.66, "end": 3154.66, "text": " Still, the legend remains."}, {"start": 3154.66, "end": 3161.66, "text": " There is a smoking hot brain, et cetera."}, {"start": 3161.66, "end": 3172.42, "text": " I did I beat the first game. I did"}, {"start": 3172.42, "end": 3184.46, "text": " 21 hours of pure fucking hating everything contemplating life and death but I got to the"}, {"start": 3184.46, "end": 3185.46, "text": " the end."}, {"start": 3185.46, "end": 3188.14, "text": " Oh, I get it."}, {"start": 3188.14, "end": 3189.14, "text": " You want to understand, guys."}, {"start": 3189.14, "end": 3190.14, "text": " You want to understand."}, {"start": 3190.14, "end": 3191.14, "text": " That's okay."}, {"start": 3191.14, "end": 3192.14, "text": " You want to get it."}, {"start": 3192.14, "end": 3193.14, "text": " Tarkov, new map trailer."}, {"start": 3193.14, "end": 3194.14, "text": " Tarkov, new map trailer."}, {"start": 3194.14, "end": 3195.14, "text": " Tarkov, new map trailer."}, {"start": 3195.14, "end": 3196.14, "text": " Tarkov, new map trailer."}, {"start": 3196.14, "end": 3211.14, "text": " Tarktob, new map trailer."}, {"start": 3211.14, "end": 3237.14, "text": " Oh, it's a snow map?"}, {"start": 3237.14, "end": 3266.14, "text": " that's a shit"}, {"start": 3266.14, "end": 3292.14, "text": " Yeah, it's cheaper to do this than to fucking 3D render the whole thing."}, {"start": 3292.14, "end": 3318.66, "text": " it's so realistic though yet no shit it was real that was that was obviously fake though"}, {"start": 3318.66, "end": 3338.08, "text": " it was real mocap. Dude, that's a real ship. That's a real ship. Oh, so it's actually,"}, {"start": 3338.08, "end": 3342.74, "text": " is this what you, is this actually what the new map is? You're extracting off of this?"}, {"start": 3342.7400000000002, "end": 3349.7400000000002, "text": " But actually, fuck man, that actually sounds like it could be a decent extractor map."}, {"start": 3349.7400000000002, "end": 3358.7400000000002, "text": " Wait, it's PBE only?"}, {"start": 3358.7400000000002, "end": 3370.7400000000002, "text": " Oh dude, who fucking cares?"}, {"start": 3370.7400000000002, "end": 3377.46, "text": " Extracting GPUs in offline, uh-uh, the high is not there."}, {"start": 3383.94, "end": 3387.94, "text": " Each their own, I understand. I understand. It's not offline."}, {"start": 3400.7400000000002, "end": 3404.0200000000004, "text": " I like PvE."}, {"start": 3404.0200000000004, "end": 3409.26, "text": " Chat, what the fuck are we doing, boys?"}, {"start": 3409.26, "end": 3410.26, "text": " What the fuck are we doing?"}, {"start": 3410.26, "end": 3411.26, "text": " A short incremental."}, {"start": 3411.26, "end": 3414.6600000000003, "text": " Dude, no more incrementals, man."}, {"start": 3414.6600000000003, "end": 3416.26, "text": " I just played that dwarf game."}, {"start": 3430.7400000000002, "end": 3453.6600000000003, "text": " I optimize this shit out of streets and loading time is two minutes now."}, {"start": 3453.6600000000003, "end": 3457.6600000000003, "text": " Is that true?"}, {"start": 3457.66, "end": 3464.66, "text": " of the day, you're crazy dude."}, {"start": 3470.2999999999997, "end": 3477.2999999999997, "text": " If I don't play blood money now, I'm not beating it."}, {"start": 3477.3, "end": 3490.82, "text": " I'm not gonna beat it."}, {"start": 3490.82, "end": 3495.86, "text": " I could, I could, I would beat retail hell."}, {"start": 3495.86, "end": 3498.1800000000003, "text": " I could do that."}, {"start": 3498.1800000000003, "end": 3504.1400000000003, "text": " It's probably not that long though, it's probably like an hour long."}, {"start": 3504.14, "end": 3533.14, "text": " One, when an ARMA VR, it depends if the server is up."}, {"start": 3533.14, "end": 3554.8199999999997, "text": " Paralives? I'm not interested. I know it's gonna be popular. I'll do one match. I'll do one."}, {"start": 3563.14, "end": 3580.7799999999997, "text": " It's 55 out of 64."}, {"start": 3580.78, "end": 3582.5800000000004, "text": " i think wait"}, {"start": 3582.5800000000004, "end": 3584.42, "text": " is a spectator"}, {"start": 3584.42, "end": 3586.94, "text": " uh... when it just started"}, {"start": 3586.94, "end": 3588.38, "text": " nevermind fact that shit"}, {"start": 3588.38, "end": 3595.38, "text": " at the way like twenty minutes i'm not interested"}, {"start": 3599.5, "end": 3606.5, "text": " no"}, {"start": 3610.78, "end": 3626.98, "text": " Let's go to retail hell."}, {"start": 3626.98, "end": 3629.98, "text": " Don't make me load up fucking Suica, bro."}, {"start": 3629.98, "end": 3631.98, "text": " Okay, don't make me."}, {"start": 3631.98, "end": 3635.46, "text": " All right, how long is this game?"}, {"start": 3635.46, "end": 3638.46, "text": " Let me see."}, {"start": 3638.46, "end": 3664.7, "text": " I'm going to do one track mania one cup of the day into into retail hell."}, {"start": 3664.7, "end": 3665.7, "text": " Where is this game?"}, {"start": 3665.7000000000003, "end": 3667.5800000000004, "text": " I always forget how to launch this."}, {"start": 3667.5800000000004, "end": 3669.1400000000003, "text": " Isn't it on Ubisoft?"}, {"start": 3671.6200000000003, "end": 3672.94, "text": " It's on Upland."}, {"start": 3673.9, "end": 3676.0200000000004, "text": " I'm not gonna be able to do this in time."}, {"start": 3677.86, "end": 3679.26, "text": " I'm gonna have to log in."}, {"start": 3683.34, "end": 3684.82, "text": " This is not gonna work."}, {"start": 3695.7000000000003, "end": 3715.38, "text": " If I one tap the password, this is supposed to be, this is, it is written."}, {"start": 3725.7000000000003, "end": 3737.5800000000004, "text": " Um, shit."}, {"start": 3737.5800000000004, "end": 3738.5800000000004, "text": " Dog pile?"}, {"start": 3738.5800000000004, "end": 3748.26, "text": " Is that like Suika with dogs?"}, {"start": 3748.26, "end": 3758.5400000000004, "text": " Yeah, I'm only playing Suica, bro. What am I going to do play dog pile with two fucking"}, {"start": 3758.5400000000004, "end": 3768.26, "text": " people who have the actual game Suica is worldwide because it's on the Nintendo network, sadly."}, {"start": 3768.26, "end": 3774.46, "text": " probably has like five fucking players even if it is cool with dogs and shit you"}, {"start": 3774.46, "end": 3776.5, "text": " know"}, {"start": 3783.42, "end": 3792.6600000000003, "text": " all right will we make it will I make it will this actually work no tech issues"}, {"start": 3798.26, "end": 3810.2200000000003, "text": " Are you going to watch the trackmania at eSports World Cup 2026 maybe what the fuck is downloading"}, {"start": 3810.2200000000003, "end": 3813.42, "text": " right now."}, {"start": 3813.42, "end": 3815.42, "text": " the game's not even launching."}, {"start": 3827.82, "end": 3828.82, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 3831.82, "end": 3832.82, "text": " Finished."}, {"start": 3843.42, "end": 3845.42, "text": " Um"}, {"start": 3853.1, "end": 3858.02, "text": " I have a feeling this is I'm in the wrong account. I think I'm in the wrong account"}, {"start": 3861.9, "end": 3865.46, "text": " Yeah, I'm in the wrong account this is GG boys, this is GG"}, {"start": 3870.26, "end": 3872.5, "text": " I'm not gonna make it in time"}, {"start": 3873.42, "end": 3880.42, "text": " I one tapped the wrong password unless..."}, {"start": 3893.42, "end": 3895.42, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 3903.42, "end": 3929.34, "text": " I'm lost. I have no idea. I always forget where I played this game from. I always forget."}, {"start": 3929.34, "end": 3932.58, "text": " I logged into my other account, literally says I don't have Trackmania."}, {"start": 3932.58, "end": 3933.34, "text": " I don't follow."}, {"start": 3959.34, "end": 3978.78, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 3978.78, "end": 3980.7000000000003, "text": " Play on Steam."}, {"start": 3980.7000000000003, "end": 3986.1800000000003, "text": " Can I make it in time?"}, {"start": 3986.1800000000003, "end": 4000.1000000000004, "text": " shit man. Two different profiles. Where the fuck is my track mania? Like how is it hidden?"}, {"start": 4000.1000000000004, "end": 4009.9, "text": " I'd have to re-download it on steam. I'm in Ubisoft Connect but somehow it's not working."}, {"start": 4016.1800000000003, "end": 4026.0200000000004, "text": " Yeah, I don't know about this, boys."}, {"start": 4026.0200000000004, "end": 4031.6200000000003, "text": " It's a cosmetic play button."}, {"start": 4031.6200000000003, "end": 4038.86, "text": " E."}, {"start": 4038.86, "end": 4039.86, "text": " Does not work."}, {"start": 4039.86, "end": 4041.94, "text": " Starter access doesn't work either."}, {"start": 4061.6200000000003, "end": 4062.78, "text": " So weird."}, {"start": 4066.2200000000003, "end": 4069.54, "text": " Our retail hell is probably what it's gonna be."}, {"start": 4069.86, "end": 4092.86, "text": " Look, 256 hours, the play button just doesn't work."}, {"start": 4092.86, "end": 4106.3, "text": " Look at this shit."}, {"start": 4106.3, "end": 4108.66, "text": " What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 4108.66, "end": 4120.42, "text": " Yubi, what are we doing here?"}, {"start": 4120.42, "end": 4130.9, "text": " the launcher, I loaded it up and logged in. You play it through Epic? Is this true?"}, {"start": 4134.58, "end": 4138.82, "text": " Okay, then I'll launch it here. Please wait while we launch the partner application."}, {"start": 4140.34, "end": 4142.82, "text": " Bitch, this is the partner application."}, {"start": 4150.42, "end": 4168.82, "text": " Um, running my ass lies."}, {"start": 4168.82, "end": 4176.82, "text": " Let me try again."}, {"start": 4176.82, "end": 4182.82, "text": " Running. Load it up again."}, {"start": 4189.299999999999, "end": 4192.74, "text": " Yeah, I don't know if we're going to make it here."}, {"start": 4195.0199999999995, "end": 4198.219999999999, "text": " How do I switch over? Can I like stop?"}, {"start": 4198.219999999999, "end": 4199.82, "text": " Oh, there we go."}, {"start": 4206.82, "end": 4209.82, "text": " And..."}, {"start": 4209.82, "end": 4215.82, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 4215.82, "end": 4218.82, "text": " Well, that would have been nice if it was spontaneous."}, {"start": 4218.82, "end": 4220.82, "text": " There goes that."}, {"start": 4220.82, "end": 4226.82, "text": " My game's broken and refuses to launch."}, {"start": 4226.82, "end": 4229.82, "text": " Yeah, too late."}, {"start": 4229.82, "end": 4231.82, "text": " Retail hell, whatever."}, {"start": 4231.82, "end": 4257.82, "text": " Yeah, I think it was I think it is wrong account. It's probably why it's not loading up"}, {"start": 4257.82, "end": 4264.299999999999, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna be playing POE on the 29th. That big-ass patch is coming out."}, {"start": 4264.299999999999, "end": 4278.299999999999, "text": " I don't know what I'm gonna roll. I played a Druid the last time, or the shapeshifter dude."}, {"start": 4278.3, "end": 4306.5, "text": " I played a monk on launch maybe a sorcerer day 7 1667 oh god I won't forget wow this"}, {"start": 4306.5, "end": 4308.5, "text": " Okay, we just got thrown right into this."}, {"start": 4309.5, "end": 4311.5, "text": " Oh, yeah, I remember."}, {"start": 4314.66, "end": 4319.5, "text": " Hold on, hold on, what's my debt? What do I have to make? I have to make 40 bucks."}, {"start": 4321.94, "end": 4327.38, "text": " What I'm at, our patience is thinning and we want a lot act quickly. I want two copies immediately."}, {"start": 4328.58, "end": 4331.3, "text": " Oh god, the fuck, how do you do this again? Okay."}, {"start": 4331.3, "end": 4340.02, "text": " I need money to repair but I don't have enough for the quota so if I make one more mistake"}, {"start": 4340.02, "end": 4341.02, "text": " I think it's J.J."}, {"start": 4341.02, "end": 4346.02, "text": " mhm mhm mhm mhm"}, {"start": 4346.02, "end": 4348.02, "text": " pop your bands"}, {"start": 4349.02, "end": 4351.02, "text": " there you go"}, {"start": 4353.02, "end": 4357.02, "text": " how much? how much?"}, {"start": 4360.02, "end": 4363.02, "text": " yaromis latas bitch how much?"}, {"start": 4363.02, "end": 4365.02, "text": " double the fizz"}, {"start": 4365.02, "end": 4372.02, "text": " Oh yeah, he showed me a picture of my family."}, {"start": 4372.02, "end": 4377.02, "text": " Snickers?"}, {"start": 4377.02, "end": 4384.02, "text": " What do I need?"}, {"start": 4384.02, "end": 4385.02, "text": " Lays 3?"}, {"start": 4385.02, "end": 4388.02, "text": " Let me incinerate this."}, {"start": 4388.02, "end": 4390.02, "text": " He left."}, {"start": 4390.02, "end": 4392.02, "text": " He left."}, {"start": 4392.02, "end": 4394.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4394.02, "end": 4398.9400000000005, "text": " Okay, who's this guy? Oh, this guy has an organ. I don't think I want anything. I don't have enough money. I"}, {"start": 4400.540000000001, "end": 4402.540000000001, "text": " Don't have enough money"}, {"start": 4404.42, "end": 4407.400000000001, "text": " Chips candy cold soda chips"}, {"start": 4409.780000000001, "end": 4411.780000000001, "text": " Candy"}, {"start": 4411.780000000001, "end": 4413.780000000001, "text": " Old soda I"}, {"start": 4414.780000000001, "end": 4416.780000000001, "text": " Don't I don't want the upgrade. Oh"}, {"start": 4417.740000000001, "end": 4423.38, "text": " Shit, I need to get hot dog. Oh, yeah, okay. I have hot dogs here. I do need more chips"}, {"start": 4424.02, "end": 4429.02, "text": " a couple copy and a pack of cigarette."}, {"start": 4429.02, "end": 4432.02, "text": " No."}, {"start": 4432.02, "end": 4436.02, "text": " You piece of shit, man."}, {"start": 4436.02, "end": 4440.02, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 4440.02, "end": 4444.02, "text": " Dude, I might die here."}, {"start": 4444.02, "end": 4446.02, "text": " I need to expedite it."}, {"start": 4446.02, "end": 4448.02, "text": " I need to expedite it."}, {"start": 4448.02, "end": 4450.02, "text": " I think I'm fucked."}, {"start": 4450.02, "end": 4452.02, "text": " What happened to the coffee?"}, {"start": 4452.02, "end": 4460.5, "text": " I'm fucked 450 my quota is 40 bucks"}, {"start": 4472.660000000001, "end": 4475.5, "text": " Relax relax here you go here you go"}, {"start": 4478.34, "end": 4481.040000000001, "text": " I mean, you know what I like that guy that was 10 bucks"}, {"start": 4482.02, "end": 4484.02, "text": " I am..."}, {"start": 4484.900000000001, "end": 4486.900000000001, "text": " Two chips!"}, {"start": 4486.900000000001, "end": 4488.400000000001, "text": " Here you go."}, {"start": 4488.400000000001, "end": 4490.400000000001, "text": " My last two!"}, {"start": 4490.400000000001, "end": 4494.38, "text": " Oh my god, I have no more fucking chips."}, {"start": 4494.38, "end": 4496.38, "text": " Cereal chips."}, {"start": 4499.38, "end": 4500.580000000001, "text": " Oh, bro."}, {"start": 4500.580000000001, "end": 4502.580000000001, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 4502.580000000001, "end": 4504.280000000001, "text": " No, I..."}, {"start": 4504.280000000001, "end": 4506.280000000001, "text": " Are you kidding?"}, {"start": 4512.02, "end": 4523.1, "text": " come on man the day has been failed I think it always starts with this dude"}, {"start": 4523.1, "end": 4532.06, "text": " and then the coffee guy I'm gonna spend all this money and get cigarettes oh I"}, {"start": 4532.06, "end": 4541.900000000001, "text": " don't have anything ships not in bulk I'll spend it all and then save just"}, {"start": 4541.900000000001, "end": 4543.76, "text": " so I can anticipate the rest."}, {"start": 4545.320000000001, "end": 4547.06, "text": " That's got, bro, I already know your order, buddy."}, {"start": 4547.06, "end": 4548.620000000001, "text": " I already know, I already know."}, {"start": 4554.02, "end": 4554.860000000001, "text": " What do you want, buddy?"}, {"start": 4554.860000000001, "end": 4555.700000000001, "text": " What do you want?"}, {"start": 4557.500000000001, "end": 4558.34, "text": " What do you want?"}, {"start": 4560.34, "end": 4562.780000000001, "text": " There it is, there it is."}, {"start": 4562.780000000001, "end": 4565.22, "text": " I need two, I need more, oh wait, no, I don't."}, {"start": 4566.34, "end": 4569.3, "text": " Okay, nice."}, {"start": 4571.900000000001, "end": 4578.900000000001, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 4578.900000000001, "end": 4583.660000000001, "text": " Buddy, tell me your fucking order, man!"}, {"start": 4583.660000000001, "end": 4585.9400000000005, "text": " Need something bubbly!"}, {"start": 4585.9400000000005, "end": 4588.02, "text": " Loud like me!"}, {"start": 4588.02, "end": 4591.540000000001, "text": " One, you all won!"}, {"start": 4591.540000000001, "end": 4596.540000000001, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 4596.540000000001, "end": 4601.26, "text": " Three beans."}, {"start": 4601.26, "end": 4607.5, "text": " want some fresh smokes and a bag of chips"}, {"start": 4607.5, "end": 4615.780000000001, "text": " where did I order a fucking pack of"}, {"start": 4615.780000000001, "end": 4620.46, "text": " cigarettes are you kidding oh my god"}, {"start": 4623.34, "end": 4627.14, "text": " that shit is so expensive the cigarettes"}, {"start": 4627.14, "end": 4629.1, "text": " are designed to fuck your play through"}, {"start": 4629.1, "end": 4642.06, "text": " only available today yeah it's not they are because they're so expensive"}, {"start": 4643.660000000001, "end": 4648.900000000001, "text": " what's that now do you want smoke oh my yo this game is fucking rigged beyond"}, {"start": 4648.900000000001, "end": 4655.06, "text": " belief now they always go towards the item that you don't have on your shelves"}, {"start": 4655.06, "end": 4660.06, "text": " You piece of shit man, I don't have anything."}, {"start": 4681.06, "end": 4684.06, "text": " I swear this game is fucking rigged man."}, {"start": 4685.06, "end": 4692.06, "text": " How much money do I have?"}, {"start": 4692.06, "end": 4701.06, "text": " I'm going to set up two of these for this guy."}, {"start": 4701.06, "end": 4704.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4704.06, "end": 4714.06, "text": " Yeah, he was still there."}, {"start": 4714.06, "end": 4721.06, "text": " he was still there dude alright I thought he left"}, {"start": 4721.06, "end": 4729.06, "text": " he did not leave"}, {"start": 4729.06, "end": 4734.06, "text": " he done asshole"}, {"start": 4734.06, "end": 4737.06, "text": " asshole guy"}, {"start": 4737.06, "end": 4743.06, "text": " Assholes Beach! Assholes Lobby!"}, {"start": 4746.06, "end": 4749.06, "text": " Two cups? Alright. How much are these two cups?"}, {"start": 4751.06, "end": 4752.06, "text": " How much?"}, {"start": 4755.06, "end": 4758.06, "text": " Five bucks? You piece of shite?"}, {"start": 4758.06, "end": 4761.06, "text": " You know what? That's three packs of cigarettes."}, {"start": 4761.06, "end": 4766.06, "text": " Oh, it's not."}, {"start": 4766.06, "end": 4768.06, "text": " Two cans of bobbos."}, {"start": 4768.06, "end": 4771.06, "text": " Where's the jammer guy?"}, {"start": 4771.06, "end": 4773.06, "text": " Where's the fucking jammer guy?"}, {"start": 4773.06, "end": 4777.06, "text": " If this guy asks for cigarettes, I swear to fucking God."}, {"start": 4777.06, "end": 4780.06, "text": " Candy and chips, thank you."}, {"start": 4785.06, "end": 4786.06, "text": " Are you kidding?"}, {"start": 4786.06, "end": 4788.06, "text": " I need a dollar."}, {"start": 4788.06, "end": 4791.26, "text": " If this next guy asks for a coffee, I'm uninstalling."}, {"start": 4798.9400000000005, "end": 4802.14, "text": " Oh, thank you, you fuck. Alright, that's it."}, {"start": 4803.5, "end": 4805.1, "text": " 25-28."}, {"start": 4811.660000000001, "end": 4812.9400000000005, "text": " Are you kidding?!"}, {"start": 4818.06, "end": 4833.9800000000005, "text": " tuna beans tuna all right wow all right we're safe"}, {"start": 4833.9800000000005, "end": 4845.34, "text": " what's up I need my full energy and crisp chips there you go save saved all"}, {"start": 4845.34, "end": 4849.9800000000005, "text": " Alright, we're gonna need more chips, tuna, beans."}, {"start": 4849.9800000000005, "end": 4852.4800000000005, "text": " And so I'm gonna order a fucking hot dog, please."}, {"start": 4854.18, "end": 4855.900000000001, "text": " Greetings."}, {"start": 4855.900000000001, "end": 4857.96, "text": " Some toilet paper and a soda."}, {"start": 4863.860000000001, "end": 4865.18, "text": " Alright, let me get these right here."}, {"start": 4865.18, "end": 4866.82, "text": " Okay, okay, hold on."}, {"start": 4867.860000000001, "end": 4869.74, "text": " Got a lot of things here."}, {"start": 4875.34, "end": 4879.14, "text": " What are you fucking kidding me?"}, {"start": 4879.14, "end": 4883.46, "text": " Something plus tuna plus what the fuck?"}, {"start": 4883.46, "end": 4885.26, "text": " Cigarettes?"}, {"start": 4885.26, "end": 4889.26, "text": " No, cereal?"}, {"start": 4889.26, "end": 4892.26, "text": " Tuna beans."}, {"start": 4892.26, "end": 4900.38, "text": " Okay, I need to get a little bit of everything."}, {"start": 4900.38, "end": 4901.38, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 4901.38, "end": 4903.66, "text": " Let me set this up right now."}, {"start": 4903.66, "end": 4910.5, "text": " Oh, yeah, what up, bro? You're the hot dog. Oh, yo, candy bar, cereal and hot dog with"}, {"start": 4910.5, "end": 4917.18, "text": " mayo. Hot dog with mayo. Insane diet, by the way."}, {"start": 4917.18, "end": 4932.9, "text": " Extra mayo, boosh. All right. Uh, oh shit, here we go."}, {"start": 4932.900000000001, "end": 4934.18, "text": " I CAN'T PUT IT BACK!"}, {"start": 4934.620000000001, "end": 4935.500000000001, "text": " Incinerate it."}, {"start": 4940.38, "end": 4941.26, "text": " How much money?"}, {"start": 4941.620000000001, "end": 4942.820000000001, "text": " My debt, okay."}, {"start": 4944.22, "end": 4944.900000000001, "text": " Let's get..."}, {"start": 4944.900000000001, "end": 4946.900000000001, "text": " Oh, this is gonna be expensive as shit."}, {"start": 4946.900000000001, "end": 4947.700000000001, "text": " I might wait."}, {"start": 4948.500000000001, "end": 4949.420000000001, "text": " Four minutes."}, {"start": 4950.460000000001, "end": 4952.14, "text": " You know the ships in candy bar?"}, {"start": 4957.14, "end": 4958.620000000001, "text": " I mean, I have $3.30."}, {"start": 4958.620000000001, "end": 4962.14, "text": " I know buying six packs is better, but it's so expensive."}, {"start": 4962.900000000001, "end": 4974.9400000000005, "text": " oh my god hopefully I can afford all this shit you just want to shut up bro"}, {"start": 4974.9400000000005, "end": 4977.9800000000005, "text": " what's up man"}, {"start": 4979.1, "end": 4987.8, "text": " last one glissie oh here okay bro he's holding his tummy I waited for your"}, {"start": 4987.8, "end": 4996.360000000001, "text": " shift. Buddy, you've already been here. You forgot. Candy bar, cereal, hot dog. What?"}, {"start": 4998.76, "end": 4999.96, "text": " Didn't he already order this?"}, {"start": 5005.16, "end": 5009.64, "text": " Don't tell me he has dementia. Oh, fuck. He didn't remember he already ordered that."}, {"start": 5009.64, "end": 5025.6, "text": " two chips oh you're so fucking lucky the stash in the back you're fucking lucky the stash"}, {"start": 5025.6, "end": 5033.08, "text": " in the back had shit oh this kid don't ask for two oh my god"}, {"start": 5033.08, "end": 5035.08, "text": " GIMPS GRIPS!"}, {"start": 5037.08, "end": 5039.08, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 5039.08, "end": 5041.08, "text": " Can you wait? You have to wait."}, {"start": 5043.08, "end": 5045.08, "text": " You have to wait 17 seconds."}, {"start": 5045.08, "end": 5047.08, "text": " Can you wait 17 seconds?"}, {"start": 5049.08, "end": 5051.08, "text": " 17? Oh my god."}, {"start": 5051.08, "end": 5053.08, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5053.08, "end": 5056.08, "text": " Dude, this game is such a rigged piece of shit, man."}, {"start": 5059.08, "end": 5061.08, "text": " Are you kidding?"}, {"start": 5063.08, "end": 5085.88, "text": " I caught it mid-air!"}, {"start": 5085.88, "end": 5086.88, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 5086.88, "end": 5087.88, "text": " Now I know I have..."}, {"start": 5087.88, "end": 5088.88, "text": " Oh, I'm fucking dead."}, {"start": 5088.88, "end": 5089.88, "text": " Alright, now I'm good."}, {"start": 5089.88, "end": 5091.88, "text": " Oh, I'm fucking dead."}, {"start": 5091.88, "end": 5093.88, "text": " Alright, now I'm good."}, {"start": 5101.88, "end": 5105.88, "text": " For now. For now. Just keep- I'm gonna just keep buying shit."}, {"start": 5107.88, "end": 5110.88, "text": " Alright, I'm gonna just keep buying shit, bass."}, {"start": 5113.88, "end": 5115.88, "text": " You fuck. You changed your order?"}, {"start": 5116.88, "end": 5118.88, "text": " You're an asshole, man. You're an asshole."}, {"start": 5119.88, "end": 5124.88, "text": " Changing the fucking order at the end. I bought this for the future."}, {"start": 5132.88, "end": 5135.88, "text": " I'm gonna keep buying for now."}, {"start": 5136.88, "end": 5139.88, "text": " Early on, so I don't have to worry."}, {"start": 5149.88, "end": 5157.92, "text": " All right stock everything. Maybe yeah, maybe that's what I do. I just go down the list and keep getting solo deliveries of six bags"}, {"start": 5164.88, "end": 5169.36, "text": " Maybe maybe that's what I do, but then the delivery fee is expensive"}, {"start": 5169.36, "end": 5184.96, "text": " I'm at a butchered hand, carryable item, now on order, double, you fuck, you're a maddie!"}, {"start": 5184.96, "end": 5190.36, "text": " It's game over, dude, it's game over!"}, {"start": 5190.36, "end": 5197.16, "text": " The cigarettes are the stupidest fucking thing in this game!"}, {"start": 5197.16, "end": 5224.92, "text": " I can do this, I can do this."}, {"start": 5224.92, "end": 5225.92, "text": " I can do this."}, {"start": 5234.42, "end": 5238.92, "text": " Well, fucked it up was the first guy buying a pack of cigarettes."}, {"start": 5238.92, "end": 5240.92, "text": " He usually buys two coffees."}, {"start": 5254.92, "end": 5256.92, "text": " What a fuck, what a fuck."}, {"start": 5256.92, "end": 5264.04, "text": " The other thing is ignoring it and just constantly repa- what if I just keep repairing the glass"}, {"start": 5264.04, "end": 5265.84, "text": " and keep denying them?"}, {"start": 5265.84, "end": 5272.6, "text": " If I know- it does that allow me- if I just quickly repair the glass I could just buy"}, {"start": 5272.6, "end": 5274.76, "text": " time and have some denials."}, {"start": 5274.76, "end": 5286.6, "text": " It looks like it's five hits until they break it."}, {"start": 5286.6, "end": 5289.6, "text": " Let me try it out."}, {"start": 5289.6, "end": 5296.24, "text": " Alright, chips and a candy bar."}, {"start": 5296.24, "end": 5303.04, "text": " Alright, just buy some cigarettes right now and see what's up."}, {"start": 5303.04, "end": 5311.56, "text": " of course this guy's gonna ask for if he asks for cigarettes it's GG I mean not"}, {"start": 5311.56, "end": 5324.92, "text": " necessarily I'm stalling oh my god thank you you fuck"}, {"start": 5333.04, "end": 5342.7, "text": " All right, what I meant cold soda all right"}, {"start": 5342.7, "end": 5349.7, "text": " Chips, sweet, want paper and energy."}, {"start": 5349.7, "end": 5364.7, "text": " Chips, sweet, energy, what the fuck else?"}, {"start": 5364.7, "end": 5367.7, "text": " Other paper?"}, {"start": 5367.7, "end": 5370.7, "text": " Big ass order."}, {"start": 5370.7, "end": 5384.0199999999995, "text": " All right we got triple SIGs, uh two chips, no wait oh no you fucking bitch bro it's"}, {"start": 5384.02, "end": 5386.02, "text": " It's always one fucking item!"}, {"start": 5389.02, "end": 5391.02, "text": " Put the shit down!"}, {"start": 5397.02, "end": 5399.02, "text": " I have to."}, {"start": 5400.02, "end": 5401.02, "text": " You're kidding."}, {"start": 5402.02, "end": 5404.02, "text": " You're kidding. You slow fuck."}, {"start": 5406.02, "end": 5407.02, "text": " Dude!"}, {"start": 5407.02, "end": 5408.02, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 5410.02, "end": 5412.02, "text": " Restart day six."}, {"start": 5414.96, "end": 5417.4400000000005, "text": " Let's go to day six. We'll go to day six"}, {"start": 5430.660000000001, "end": 5432.660000000001, "text": " Okay, okay"}, {"start": 5435.18, "end": 5437.92, "text": " Our day six, I'm gonna stack six I"}, {"start": 5438.740000000001, "end": 5441.22, "text": " Did a buy a six pack and then I'm chilling"}, {"start": 5441.22, "end": 5454.26, "text": " 37 bucks and I'm chilling. Greetings, get me a tuna can. Okay, okay, wait, what was it,"}, {"start": 5454.26, "end": 5469.62, "text": " 36.18? 40 bucks. Okay, attend customers, later on they're hungry and order more. Give me"}, {"start": 5469.62, "end": 5476.62, "text": " some cigarettes. 48 bucks."}, {"start": 5476.62, "end": 5481.62, "text": " Alright. Eww!"}, {"start": 5481.62, "end": 5485.62, "text": " Double the fizz."}, {"start": 5485.62, "end": 5489.62, "text": " Now I can slowly accumulate all the other stuff."}, {"start": 5489.62, "end": 5494.62, "text": " And never run out."}, {"start": 5494.62, "end": 5510.7, "text": " energy maybe some energy drinks soon 34 there's a new jump king oh where I don't"}, {"start": 5510.7, "end": 5512.7, "text": " All right, that's cool dude."}, {"start": 5517.7, "end": 5518.7, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 5518.7, "end": 5523.7, "text": " I'm burning, give me a couple cold, uh, a couple cold reds."}, {"start": 5523.7, "end": 5526.7, "text": " What is a couple you piece of shit to?"}, {"start": 5526.7, "end": 5528.7, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 5528.7, "end": 5530.7, "text": " Who says a couple?"}, {"start": 5530.7, "end": 5532.7, "text": " If I give you three years, then I'm gonna money!"}, {"start": 5532.7, "end": 5536.7, "text": " Fuck you! Motherfuckers! You should have just given it to him!"}, {"start": 5536.7, "end": 5538.7, "text": " You know whatever, I can withstand it."}, {"start": 5540.7, "end": 5546.58, "text": " Oh, yeah, the trivia guy."}, {"start": 5546.58, "end": 5551.38, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 5551.38, "end": 5553.22, "text": " I am not going to participate."}, {"start": 5553.22, "end": 5555.82, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 5555.82, "end": 5567.099999999999, "text": " Shove your gum up your ass."}, {"start": 5567.099999999999, "end": 5569.22, "text": " Dark copy done."}, {"start": 5569.22, "end": 5570.22, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 5576.22, "end": 5577.22, "text": " Couple!"}, {"start": 5578.22, "end": 5579.22, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 5579.22, "end": 5581.22, "text": " Yeah, that actually makes sense."}, {"start": 5581.22, "end": 5582.22, "text": " Yeah, couple."}, {"start": 5582.22, "end": 5583.22, "text": " True. Yes."}, {"start": 5585.22, "end": 5587.22, "text": " Buddy, can I get some toilet paper?"}, {"start": 5587.22, "end": 5588.22, "text": " There's a couple of-"}, {"start": 5588.22, "end": 5591.22, "text": " Someone says can I get a couple of things?"}, {"start": 5592.22, "end": 5594.22, "text": " Does that always mean two?"}, {"start": 5595.22, "end": 5596.22, "text": " I understand the logic."}, {"start": 5599.22, "end": 5601.22, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5602.5, "end": 5610.26, "text": " Swear I've heard so it's a couple and so it could be like four of them three of them. I feel like it's kind of"}, {"start": 5615.38, "end": 5620.1, "text": " It's kind of a love of the plot brother, you know what the fucking this shit, buddy"}, {"start": 5621.46, "end": 5623.46, "text": " What the fucking this shit, brother?"}, {"start": 5623.46, "end": 5636.08, "text": " I like it man I like you you give me 10 bucks and yes you don't take my"}, {"start": 5636.08, "end": 5638.62, "text": " supplies"}, {"start": 5638.62, "end": 5643.62, "text": " I just want somebody to jam with."}, {"start": 5643.62, "end": 5649.62, "text": " Get a jammer, Harry!"}, {"start": 5649.62, "end": 5650.62, "text": " I won't forget."}, {"start": 5650.62, "end": 5651.62, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 5651.62, "end": 5652.62, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 5652.62, "end": 5653.62, "text": " Don't move."}, {"start": 5653.62, "end": 5654.62, "text": " Do not move."}, {"start": 5654.62, "end": 5655.62, "text": " Oh my god, I thought it was the other guy."}, {"start": 5655.62, "end": 5656.62, "text": " Motherfucker."}, {"start": 5656.62, "end": 5657.62, "text": " I thought it was the same guy."}, {"start": 5657.62, "end": 5658.62, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 5658.62, "end": 5659.62, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 5659.62, "end": 5660.62, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 5660.62, "end": 5661.62, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 5661.62, "end": 5662.62, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 5662.62, "end": 5663.62, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 5663.62, "end": 5664.62, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 5664.62, "end": 5665.62, "text": " Don't move."}, {"start": 5665.62, "end": 5666.62, "text": " Do not move."}, {"start": 5666.62, "end": 5667.62, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 5667.62, "end": 5669.62, "text": " I thought it was the stalker"}, {"start": 5672.58, "end": 5675.66, "text": " I thought it was the stalker. Oh my fucking god"}, {"start": 5679.58, "end": 5683.54, "text": " All right day seven day seven here we go boys"}, {"start": 5684.94, "end": 5688.76, "text": " No restart fired. I am beating this game"}, {"start": 5697.62, "end": 5726.34, "text": " Oh, you're a fucking motherfucker, brother!"}, {"start": 5726.34, "end": 5732.34, "text": " I got a method down and this piece of shit asks for the one thing I'm trying to farm"}, {"start": 5748.1, "end": 5751.9800000000005, "text": " Hey, what up, uh, laughter's the fizzy kind"}, {"start": 5751.9800000000005, "end": 5756.9800000000005, "text": " All right, your chips."}, {"start": 5761.9800000000005, "end": 5766.9800000000005, "text": " All right, slowly but surely, I will make this work."}, {"start": 5768.9800000000005, "end": 5769.9800000000005, "text": " Ah, dude."}, {"start": 5774.9800000000005, "end": 5776.9800000000005, "text": " Ridiculous, ridiculous video game."}, {"start": 5776.9800000000005, "end": 5785.96, "text": " game. This game is literally coded to fuck you. Like it's actually insane. There's no"}, {"start": 5785.96, "end": 5793.040000000001, "text": " illusion. There's no illusion to what they ask for. They ask for exactly what you're"}, {"start": 5793.04, "end": 5807.6, "text": " low on. Now on to order for us give give candy we require energy. Are you talking"}, {"start": 5807.6, "end": 5818.88, "text": " about two items you fuck? Dude are you kidding? Oh but when the kid comes and"}, {"start": 5818.88, "end": 5823.04, "text": " with the smile on his face and he's like candy candy instead of one it means"}, {"start": 5823.04, "end": 5826.6, "text": " two fucking candy bars"}, {"start": 5831.4400000000005, "end": 5835.88, "text": " chocolate equals energy"}, {"start": 5835.88, "end": 5841.88, "text": " Whatever bro, what in the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 5846.88, "end": 5850.88, "text": " You know what? Maybe that's a good thing because now he's gonna order..."}, {"start": 5850.88, "end": 5853.88, "text": " He's now gonna order two copies."}, {"start": 5854.88, "end": 5859.88, "text": " If he orders two copies, day seven is beatable."}, {"start": 5862.88, "end": 5863.88, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 5895.88, "end": 5900.88, "text": " Can man, Peter, miss Laka, fuck you bro, you want one?"}, {"start": 5900.88, "end": 5903.88, "text": " What do you mean the can?"}, {"start": 5903.88, "end": 5905.88, "text": " He said the can."}, {"start": 5913.88, "end": 5916.88, "text": " Alright, we're gonna put a sign that says fucking the English only."}, {"start": 5916.88, "end": 5918.88, "text": " Alright, I'm done."}, {"start": 5919.88, "end": 5921.88, "text": " Oh, fucking dead!"}, {"start": 5921.88, "end": 5923.88, "text": " I'm alive."}, {"start": 5925.88, "end": 5935.88, "text": " restart from day one it's not happening"}, {"start": 5935.88, "end": 5950.88, "text": " all right we got the run this is it no excuse we're here we're here this is the run this"}, {"start": 5950.88, "end": 5955.88, "text": " This game's being beaten right now."}, {"start": 5955.88, "end": 5962.4400000000005, "text": " Alright, doing it, doing it, where did the sigs go?"}, {"start": 5962.4400000000005, "end": 5964.6, "text": " I have no idea."}, {"start": 5964.6, "end": 5965.6, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5965.6, "end": 5967.96, "text": " Chat, did I not buy cigarettes?"}, {"start": 5967.96, "end": 5970.4400000000005, "text": " This fucking game!"}, {"start": 5970.4400000000005, "end": 5974.2, "text": " Oh my god, what did you say?"}, {"start": 5974.2, "end": 5976.92, "text": " Two cans?"}, {"start": 5976.92, "end": 5989.08, "text": " All buddy, all buddy."}, {"start": 5989.08, "end": 5996.0, "text": " Hold energy and sweeten bar."}, {"start": 5996.0, "end": 5999.72, "text": " I'm gonna keep ordering for now."}, {"start": 5999.72, "end": 6005.4800000000005, "text": " I can't even afford two items."}, {"start": 6005.4800000000005, "end": 6007.080000000001, "text": " Last for cigarettes, bro."}, {"start": 6009.4800000000005, "end": 6010.4400000000005, "text": " Kato chips."}, {"start": 6013.4400000000005, "end": 6017.040000000001, "text": " 14.30, one more chips there."}, {"start": 6025.4400000000005, "end": 6029.4800000000005, "text": " All right, mustard dog, ketchup dog, and mayo dog."}, {"start": 6030.4400000000005, "end": 6033.84, "text": " Okay, ketchup dog, mustard dog."}, {"start": 6035.4800000000005, "end": 6037.4800000000005, "text": " a"}, {"start": 6037.4800000000005, "end": 6039.4800000000005, "text": " dog"}, {"start": 6042.4800000000005, "end": 6044.4800000000005, "text": " male"}, {"start": 6058.4800000000005, "end": 6060.4800000000005, "text": " a soda, toilet paper, and chips"}, {"start": 6065.4800000000005, "end": 6070.4800000000005, "text": " All right, we're moving, we're organized time."}, {"start": 6071.320000000001, "end": 6074.88, "text": " All right, some creepy mother fuckers are about to appear."}, {"start": 6074.88, "end": 6075.72, "text": " Oh, I'm shot!"}, {"start": 6078.4800000000005, "end": 6080.120000000001, "text": " Don't move, don't move, don't move, don't move,"}, {"start": 6080.120000000001, "end": 6080.96, "text": " we're not scared."}, {"start": 6086.92, "end": 6087.76, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6090.4400000000005, "end": 6093.240000000001, "text": " He's actually a nice guy, he's just misunderstood."}, {"start": 6093.24, "end": 6095.5199999999995, "text": " What up, one candy and chips?"}, {"start": 6098.599999999999, "end": 6101.44, "text": " Okay, four minutes, I have to save."}, {"start": 6101.44, "end": 6104.84, "text": " But we're gonna get one cigarette,"}, {"start": 6104.84, "end": 6108.32, "text": " being two to chips."}, {"start": 6113.639999999999, "end": 6116.86, "text": " I'm burning, give me a couple cold reds."}, {"start": 6116.86, "end": 6118.36, "text": " Okay, a couple means two."}, {"start": 6119.66, "end": 6120.94, "text": " All right, now I have to save."}, {"start": 6120.9400000000005, "end": 6123.500000000001, "text": " Now, four minutes of pure saving and praying."}, {"start": 6123.500000000001, "end": 6126.860000000001, "text": " I have all the supplies for these motherfuckers."}, {"start": 6126.860000000001, "end": 6127.860000000001, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 6129.860000000001, "end": 6131.42, "text": " A tuna cat and a hot dog?"}, {"start": 6131.42, "end": 6132.26, "text": " No bun."}, {"start": 6136.540000000001, "end": 6137.38, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6137.38, "end": 6138.22, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6143.34, "end": 6144.700000000001, "text": " All right, all right, come on."}, {"start": 6144.700000000001, "end": 6145.740000000001, "text": " Three minutes survival."}, {"start": 6145.740000000001, "end": 6147.500000000001, "text": " I need 40 bucks."}, {"start": 6147.500000000001, "end": 6148.960000000001, "text": " I need 40 bucks."}, {"start": 6148.96, "end": 6156.6, "text": " oh shit just want some fresh get me some smokes in a bag of chips why do you"}, {"start": 6156.6, "end": 6163.56, "text": " smoke no now this guy's gonna ask for two cigarettes"}, {"start": 6164.84, "end": 6173.52, "text": " shit all right I'm scared I'm gonna buy one I think I'll make it I'm scared dude"}, {"start": 6178.96, "end": 6188.64, "text": " I'm good. I'm good. I'm good."}, {"start": 6188.64, "end": 6192.96, "text": " Okay. It's okay."}, {"start": 6192.96, "end": 6200.96, "text": " Attend to me. What up, man? It's it. It's it. It's it."}, {"start": 6200.96, "end": 6213.26, "text": " What's my quota at 33 bucks bro one cigarette two minutes 30 I'm scared I do have a second"}, {"start": 6213.26, "end": 6227.26, "text": " though toilet paper toilet paper see you need to okay you can communicate you can communicate"}, {"start": 6227.26, "end": 6234.26, "text": " Damn, I have so many Snickers. Greetings. Toilet paper and esota."}, {"start": 6234.26, "end": 6245.26, "text": " Oh my god, I hit the quota. Okay, okay. Very nice. Please. Land the plane. Land the"}, {"start": 6245.26, "end": 6252.58, "text": " plane. Oh, bro, yes! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, man. Yes, I needed this. I needed"}, {"start": 6252.58, "end": 6265.38, "text": " those $10. Yes. Yes, bro. Yep. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Something tells me that dude's gonna"}, {"start": 6265.38, "end": 6277.9, "text": " show up and ask for three hot dogs. Hold energy in a sweetened bar. I kind of want to buy"}, {"start": 6277.900000000001, "end": 6279.900000000001, "text": " Another cigarette now."}, {"start": 6288.34, "end": 6290.34, "text": " What up man? What do you need?"}, {"start": 6290.34, "end": 6293.84, "text": " Mustard dog, ketchup dog, Mayo dog. You fuck."}, {"start": 6294.9400000000005, "end": 6295.9400000000005, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 6298.900000000001, "end": 6300.900000000001, "text": " No! Don't come back!"}, {"start": 6301.700000000001, "end": 6302.700000000001, "text": " Don't come back!"}, {"start": 6304.400000000001, "end": 6305.400000000001, "text": " Do not come back!"}, {"start": 6305.400000000001, "end": 6309.320000000001, "text": " I don't know if I can afford this shit"}, {"start": 6310.52, "end": 6316.68, "text": " Wait a minute. Oh, no, he's gonna come back for another order and I need to buy no"}, {"start": 6322.4800000000005, "end": 6328.000000000001, "text": " Oh, they're not bad they're not bad, okay, they're not bad. I thought it was so expensive. He said chips"}, {"start": 6332.4800000000005, "end": 6334.88, "text": " I think I'm saved actually I'm okay"}, {"start": 6335.400000000001, "end": 6341.52, "text": " I'm okay. 30 seconds. One more."}, {"start": 6341.52, "end": 6347.52, "text": " Can't decide what I can of Tuna."}, {"start": 6347.52, "end": 6356.52, "text": " There it is, boys. Holy shit, I'm owning."}, {"start": 6356.52, "end": 6360.52, "text": " Completely owning now. Locked in."}, {"start": 6360.52, "end": 6373.160000000001, "text": " run this. He hit me with the crit cigarette and this but we're good. 64 bucks"}, {"start": 6373.160000000001, "end": 6383.52, "text": " meet the quota money for tomorrow? This is good! Insane day seven actually with"}, {"start": 6383.52, "end": 6387.52, "text": " Excess supplies. Two packs of cigs."}, {"start": 6389.52, "end": 6390.52, "text": " Actually, winnable."}, {"start": 6392.52, "end": 6394.52, "text": " Inventory."}, {"start": 6399.52, "end": 6402.52, "text": " Alright, no one really wants a lot of cereal. It doesn't sell well."}, {"start": 6405.52, "end": 6408.52, "text": " Um, so now I can burn..."}, {"start": 6408.52, "end": 6409.52, "text": " Wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 6410.52, "end": 6412.52, "text": " That's crazy. Let's me burn money and fuck up the math."}, {"start": 6413.52, "end": 6415.52, "text": " How about I just check out?"}, {"start": 6419.040000000001, "end": 6421.76, "text": " I'm gonna get a pack of six, but it's 37 dollars"}, {"start": 6425.52, "end": 6427.52, "text": " Um"}, {"start": 6429.360000000001, "end": 6431.92, "text": " You live like this why you always judging?"}, {"start": 6434.0, "end": 6439.52, "text": " What do I do get a cleaner from the tools on the provider? Excuse me"}, {"start": 6443.52, "end": 6446.660000000001, "text": " And give me one with mustard"}, {"start": 6450.72, "end": 6452.84, "text": " All right, you gotta wait, bro, you gotta wait"}, {"start": 6457.92, "end": 6461.4400000000005, "text": " I just want to get all the tools I'm gonna need them eventually"}, {"start": 6470.040000000001, "end": 6472.040000000001, "text": " Okay, all the tools are here"}, {"start": 6473.52, "end": 6484.88, "text": " You wanted one with mustard."}, {"start": 6484.88, "end": 6489.280000000001, "text": " Sixteen bucks."}, {"start": 6489.280000000001, "end": 6492.8, "text": " Eleven."}, {"start": 6492.8, "end": 6498.64, "text": " There's a plague around here, what about it?"}, {"start": 6498.64, "end": 6504.360000000001, "text": " A monster that takes you to its domain, then you run for your life or face the contagion."}, {"start": 6504.360000000001, "end": 6508.02, "text": " You got something to cover my skin?"}, {"start": 6508.02, "end": 6509.02, "text": " Right here, man."}, {"start": 6509.02, "end": 6510.18, "text": " Premium toilet paper."}, {"start": 6510.18, "end": 6511.18, "text": " Hellfire proof."}, {"start": 6511.18, "end": 6512.18, "text": " Good luck, man."}, {"start": 6512.18, "end": 6513.18, "text": " Alright, we gotta make $49.99."}, {"start": 6513.18, "end": 6514.18, "text": " Let's get these drinks in here."}, {"start": 6514.18, "end": 6515.18, "text": " What up, man?"}, {"start": 6515.18, "end": 6516.18, "text": " How are you?"}, {"start": 6516.18, "end": 6517.18, "text": " I think I'm in trouble."}, {"start": 6517.18, "end": 6518.18, "text": " I need a double, double the fizz."}, {"start": 6518.18, "end": 6519.18, "text": " Double the fizz."}, {"start": 6519.18, "end": 6520.18, "text": " Double the fizz."}, {"start": 6520.18, "end": 6521.18, "text": " Double the fizz."}, {"start": 6521.18, "end": 6522.18, "text": " Double the fizz."}, {"start": 6522.18, "end": 6523.18, "text": " Double the fizz."}, {"start": 6523.18, "end": 6524.18, "text": " Double the fizz."}, {"start": 6524.18, "end": 6525.18, "text": " Double the fizz."}, {"start": 6525.18, "end": 6526.18, "text": " Double the fizz."}, {"start": 6526.18, "end": 6527.18, "text": " Double the fizz."}, {"start": 6527.18, "end": 6528.18, "text": " Double the fizz."}, {"start": 6528.18, "end": 6530.18, "text": " Double? I need double the fizz?"}, {"start": 6536.18, "end": 6538.18, "text": " Oh shit"}, {"start": 6543.42, "end": 6545.42, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6548.42, "end": 6550.42, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 6552.5, "end": 6554.5, "text": " I'm just a retail worker"}, {"start": 6558.18, "end": 6571.58, "text": " You piece of shit, man. What are you doing, bro? Do you have some cereal? Yes. Five bucks"}, {"start": 6571.58, "end": 6582.900000000001, "text": " for that shit? The guy spawns in and he's in the escape room. A busted liver increasing"}, {"start": 6582.900000000001, "end": 6588.700000000001, "text": " client patience now let us browse your where I don't want upgrades candy all"}, {"start": 6588.700000000001, "end": 6597.22, "text": " right I don't want you fucking upgrade my fuck out of here energy drinks I need"}, {"start": 6597.22, "end": 6606.06, "text": " to get more energy drinks next and then buns oh I thought I moved"}, {"start": 6606.06, "end": 6621.820000000001, "text": " Okay. What do I need? 4-4-4, 3 more chips, always need chips. Hello, behind me? Come"}, {"start": 6621.82, "end": 6623.82, "text": " Come on, you sure fine"}, {"start": 6625.32, "end": 6627.32, "text": " What"}, {"start": 6633.66, "end": 6637.5, "text": " Serial and just serial"}, {"start": 6641.259999999999, "end": 6643.259999999999, "text": " Just serial"}, {"start": 6645.139999999999, "end": 6647.139999999999, "text": " Buddy"}, {"start": 6647.14, "end": 6664.9800000000005, "text": " buddy how many do I have three get some more inside a metal shell seed of"}, {"start": 6664.9800000000005, "end": 6675.900000000001, "text": " sustenance inside a metal shell seeds of sustenance beans look like seeds"}, {"start": 6675.900000000001, "end": 6678.900000000001, "text": " All right, fuck out of here, bro. Fuck out of here."}, {"start": 6692.900000000001, "end": 6693.900000000001, "text": " Wab."}, {"start": 6695.900000000001, "end": 6697.900000000001, "text": " Ships and sweetened candy bar."}, {"start": 6700.900000000001, "end": 6704.900000000001, "text": " All right, how we doing? Bones, dog, cereal."}, {"start": 6705.900000000001, "end": 6710.06, "text": " They're here, I need something to cover my wounds."}, {"start": 6710.06, "end": 6712.06, "text": " Gotcha man."}, {"start": 6712.06, "end": 6716.06, "text": " Alright, energy drink."}, {"start": 6716.06, "end": 6720.06, "text": " I might as well leave."}, {"start": 6720.06, "end": 6728.06, "text": " No, no, I'm not interested, fuck you bro, fuck you."}, {"start": 6728.06, "end": 6730.06, "text": " That guy's just a traveling gamba."}, {"start": 6730.06, "end": 6732.06, "text": " That guy's a traveling casino dude."}, {"start": 6732.06, "end": 6735.580000000001, "text": " There is papal reminder."}, {"start": 6735.58, "end": 6739.0199999999995, "text": " I woke up covered in blood and a bunch of TP, give me four?"}, {"start": 6739.0199999999995, "end": 6740.66, "text": " You fucking fuck."}, {"start": 6740.66, "end": 6742.16, "text": " You trying to bankrupt my shit?"}, {"start": 6746.26, "end": 6748.74, "text": " Dude, it takes forever to make money."}, {"start": 6755.42, "end": 6756.26, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6757.54, "end": 6758.38, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 6760.74, "end": 6761.58, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6761.58, "end": 6768.58, "text": " I thought it was- I got two things to toilet paper."}, {"start": 6791.58, "end": 6795.58, "text": " Alright, we gotta start making it to that quota. I have three minutes."}, {"start": 6795.58, "end": 6797.58, "text": " Everything is now quota related."}, {"start": 6803.58, "end": 6809.58, "text": " No, hurry up you fuck. I need actual customers. I need to make $30."}, {"start": 6813.58, "end": 6817.58, "text": " Can I actually make $30 in two minutes and 40?"}, {"start": 6817.58, "end": 6825.0199999999995, "text": " if they buy now I need them to buy cigarettes you got chips"}, {"start": 6826.14, "end": 6831.7, "text": " wait I need 50 bucks actually oh fuck"}, {"start": 6833.9, "end": 6846.98, "text": " some coffee oh my god dude I'm not even halfway there two minutes what up man"}, {"start": 6846.9800000000005, "end": 6860.820000000001, "text": " hurry up six oh you're kidding you're"}, {"start": 6860.820000000001, "end": 6862.500000000001, "text": " kidding you're kidding you're fucking"}, {"start": 6862.5, "end": 6888.5, "text": " kidding. Hot dog hold the bun. Dude, if this guy asks for two fizzes I'm actually fucked."}, {"start": 6888.5, "end": 6893.04, "text": " 12 bucks? It's GG dude. It's like a gamble to spend money."}, {"start": 6894.04, "end": 6894.84, "text": " Some beans?"}, {"start": 6897.72, "end": 6903.0, "text": " Eight bucks? It's literally a gamble if someone asks for soda."}, {"start": 6916.5, "end": 6917.0, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 6918.5, "end": 6928.94, "text": " tuna please can I get a can I am being drip bed money right now oh fuck I have"}, {"start": 6928.94, "end": 6934.94, "text": " enough you're nice of that give me two hot dogs with everything I can do this"}, {"start": 6934.9400000000005, "end": 6937.9400000000005, "text": " There you go, there you go, I'll for you, I'll for you."}, {"start": 6940.9400000000005, "end": 6941.9400000000005, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 6943.9400000000005, "end": 6944.9400000000005, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 6951.9400000000005, "end": 6955.9400000000005, "text": " Oh no, give me cereal."}, {"start": 6958.9400000000005, "end": 6962.9400000000005, "text": " I wanna buy a six pack, 49.99."}, {"start": 6964.9400000000005, "end": 6966.9400000000005, "text": " Worth."}, {"start": 6966.9400000000005, "end": 6968.9400000000005, "text": " Sapsh!"}, {"start": 6970.9400000000005, "end": 6972.9400000000005, "text": " Save."}, {"start": 6981.9400000000005, "end": 6983.9400000000005, "text": " You can fucking wait bitch."}, {"start": 6983.9400000000005, "end": 6985.9400000000005, "text": " I'm here for my coffee."}, {"start": 6994.9400000000005, "end": 6999.9400000000005, "text": " Alright, feels good."}, {"start": 6999.9400000000005, "end": 7002.9400000000005, "text": " Feels good."}, {"start": 7002.9400000000005, "end": 7003.9400000000005, "text": " What do I need?"}, {"start": 7003.9400000000005, "end": 7011.9400000000005, "text": " Okay, tomorrow we need chips, we need cereal, slowly get more beans, coffee."}, {"start": 7011.9400000000005, "end": 7013.9400000000005, "text": " I need a coffee bag."}, {"start": 7013.9400000000005, "end": 7016.9400000000005, "text": " I need more hot dogs."}, {"start": 7016.9400000000005, "end": 7018.9400000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7024.9400000000005, "end": 7029.9400000000005, "text": " All right, 54.99."}, {"start": 7029.9400000000005, "end": 7037.26, "text": " The Frisian guy's not working just like you."}, {"start": 7037.26, "end": 7042.580000000001, "text": " Hey yo, fuck you bitch."}, {"start": 7042.580000000001, "end": 7046.580000000001, "text": " Check the cooling indicator on the indicator."}, {"start": 7046.580000000001, "end": 7050.1, "text": " Use of screwdriver."}, {"start": 7050.1, "end": 7053.1, "text": " On the fridge."}, {"start": 7053.1, "end": 7065.820000000001, "text": " There you go, there you go."}, {"start": 7065.820000000001, "end": 7068.820000000001, "text": " And that worked fast."}, {"start": 7068.820000000001, "end": 7076.1, "text": " Alright, I think it's good, I think it's good."}, {"start": 7076.1, "end": 7078.740000000001, "text": " Real time chill."}, {"start": 7078.74, "end": 7080.74, "text": " 3 cigarettes."}, {"start": 7087.24, "end": 7089.74, "text": " You ever seen that bird statue?"}, {"start": 7089.74, "end": 7091.74, "text": " Bro, I literally live here, no."}, {"start": 7091.74, "end": 7093.74, "text": " I haven't seen anything."}, {"start": 7096.74, "end": 7097.74, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7097.74, "end": 7100.74, "text": " Survival item, I'll leave you alone."}, {"start": 7100.74, "end": 7102.74, "text": " I woke up covered in blood."}, {"start": 7102.74, "end": 7104.74, "text": " I need a bunch of TP."}, {"start": 7104.74, "end": 7106.74, "text": " Give me 4."}, {"start": 7106.74, "end": 7108.74, "text": " Bro, good thing I got a bundle for you, dude."}, {"start": 7110.66, "end": 7112.66, "text": " I think that was sitting in for bird shows up."}, {"start": 7112.66, "end": 7113.54, "text": " Spray him."}, {"start": 7114.66, "end": 7115.66, "text": " I think that's what that was."}, {"start": 7116.38, "end": 7117.82, "text": " Did I just get no money?"}, {"start": 7121.58, "end": 7122.58, "text": " Never. Wait."}, {"start": 7125.82, "end": 7127.38, "text": " I swear, I just got no money."}, {"start": 7128.98, "end": 7130.58, "text": " Wait, cleaner, cleaner."}, {"start": 7130.66, "end": 7131.66, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7131.9, "end": 7133.54, "text": " He just gave me more cleaner."}, {"start": 7134.78, "end": 7135.78, "text": " Oh, yeah, I went out."}, {"start": 7136.74, "end": 7165.66, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7165.66, "end": 7166.66, "text": " Is that constant?"}, {"start": 7166.66, "end": 7176.0599999999995, "text": " What did he say to do?"}, {"start": 7176.0599999999995, "end": 7178.9, "text": " Bubbly loud like me."}, {"start": 7178.9, "end": 7180.9, "text": " 1831."}, {"start": 7180.9, "end": 7181.9, "text": " What do I need?"}, {"start": 7181.9, "end": 7182.9, "text": " I need two chips."}, {"start": 7182.9, "end": 7183.9, "text": " Beans, toilet paper."}, {"start": 7183.900000000001, "end": 7197.9800000000005, "text": " Oh, should I need coffee for?"}, {"start": 7197.9800000000005, "end": 7201.1, "text": " How about just have this ready to go?"}, {"start": 7201.1, "end": 7202.1, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 7202.1, "end": 7205.700000000001, "text": " This guy, organs, I don't care."}, {"start": 7205.7, "end": 7214.099999999999, "text": " And then I need hot dogs later too."}, {"start": 7214.099999999999, "end": 7216.099999999999, "text": " I prefer having two hands."}, {"start": 7216.099999999999, "end": 7220.66, "text": " I don't need all that other stuff."}, {"start": 7220.66, "end": 7225.62, "text": " Candy, we require energy."}, {"start": 7225.62, "end": 7234.94, "text": " Alright, ten bucks, fifty-four ninety-nine, six minutes on the clock, thirteen bucks."}, {"start": 7234.9400000000005, "end": 7239.9400000000005, "text": " What do you got beans that's it"}, {"start": 7247.14, "end": 7251.700000000001, "text": " Just for later might be overkill coffee"}, {"start": 7256.460000000001, "end": 7260.500000000001, "text": " All right, I need beans I need beans. I don't know how much coffee beans are"}, {"start": 7264.9400000000005, "end": 7271.9400000000005, "text": " At this point you just want to be my fucking friend."}, {"start": 7271.9400000000005, "end": 7276.18, "text": " How can you get all of your parts back anyways?"}, {"start": 7276.18, "end": 7278.42, "text": " I need something to cover my wounds."}, {"start": 7278.42, "end": 7285.780000000001, "text": " Right, you give this subscription to the shop at this point."}, {"start": 7285.780000000001, "end": 7293.22, "text": " $6.5 minutes, something smells, a roll, a paper and a no way two packs of cigarettes."}, {"start": 7293.22, "end": 7294.22, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7294.22, "end": 7299.22, "text": " Okay, so you want the toilet paper, you fuck?"}, {"start": 7299.22, "end": 7307.22, "text": " Does he want the toilet? I think he corrected himself on the second thing he was going to talk about."}, {"start": 7307.22, "end": 7312.22, "text": " Or he said no, I mean I just want two packs of cigarettes."}, {"start": 7312.22, "end": 7320.22, "text": " You fucking fuck, I swear to God."}, {"start": 7320.22, "end": 7324.22, "text": " Oh my god, I didn't chat, I should..."}, {"start": 7324.22, "end": 7326.22, "text": " Guys, this is..."}, {"start": 7327.22, "end": 7329.22, "text": " I knew it, I knew it."}, {"start": 7329.22, "end": 7333.22, "text": " I had a feeling he was just correcting the second part of the sentence."}, {"start": 7350.22, "end": 7369.900000000001, "text": " Well, that's a good order."}, {"start": 7369.900000000001, "end": 7376.26, "text": " Give me a couple of cold reds."}, {"start": 7376.26, "end": 7382.26, "text": " All right, it's all good. It's all good. It's all good."}, {"start": 7389.26, "end": 7394.26, "text": " So when that happens, I think that means that thing appears and I just have to keep spraying it."}, {"start": 7394.26, "end": 7396.26, "text": " Or..."}, {"start": 7396.26, "end": 7398.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7405.74, "end": 7407.74, "text": " Drans degree"}, {"start": 7422.18, "end": 7424.18, "text": " I'll say that thing disappears"}, {"start": 7426.26, "end": 7431.26, "text": " I need something bubbly."}, {"start": 7431.26, "end": 7434.26, "text": " Alright, what's the money at?"}, {"start": 7434.26, "end": 7438.26, "text": " 651, 3 cigarettes, big order."}, {"start": 7438.26, "end": 7442.26, "text": " Big order."}, {"start": 7442.26, "end": 7443.26, "text": " What up, what up?"}, {"start": 7443.26, "end": 7447.26, "text": " Coffee."}, {"start": 7447.26, "end": 7448.26, "text": " Ah, coffee."}, {"start": 7448.26, "end": 7453.26, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 7453.26, "end": 7455.26, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 7460.66, "end": 7462.66, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 7467.06, "end": 7469.06, "text": " I don't want that shit"}, {"start": 7474.38, "end": 7476.46, "text": " Candy bar, okay"}, {"start": 7479.42, "end": 7481.42, "text": " All right nine bucks"}, {"start": 7483.26, "end": 7493.9400000000005, "text": " oh shit this broke again give me a soda"}, {"start": 7494.66, "end": 7504.9800000000005, "text": " I do need to get some soda maybe I could do two six packs that's expensive"}, {"start": 7504.9800000000005, "end": 7509.900000000001, "text": " 13 bucks"}, {"start": 7513.26, "end": 7516.26, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 7516.26, "end": 7519.26, "text": " I'm okay."}, {"start": 7519.26, "end": 7522.26, "text": " I'm okay, I'm okay."}, {"start": 7522.26, "end": 7529.26, "text": " Uh, I need the paper, paper 2 of."}, {"start": 7529.26, "end": 7531.26, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 7531.26, "end": 7534.26, "text": " 15, 59."}, {"start": 7543.26, "end": 7562.9400000000005, "text": " no dude worst fucking timing on this shit let's get this and now for now"}, {"start": 7562.9400000000005, "end": 7573.9400000000005, "text": " Trips in a candy bar? Yes. How much time? Six minutes for $54.99."}, {"start": 7573.9400000000005, "end": 7590.580000000001, "text": " Holy crap."}, {"start": 7590.580000000001, "end": 7593.1, "text": " Two bags of the fatter chain?"}, {"start": 7593.1, "end": 7595.1, "text": " Uh oh."}, {"start": 7595.1, "end": 7597.1, "text": " Uh oh."}, {"start": 7597.1, "end": 7599.1, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 7599.1, "end": 7602.1, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 7610.1, "end": 7613.1, "text": " Two human cans and beans twice as well."}, {"start": 7617.1, "end": 7621.1, "text": " Oh, 21 bucks now? Shit, I should have waited."}, {"start": 7622.1, "end": 7624.1, "text": " I should have waited."}, {"start": 7626.1, "end": 7628.1, "text": " I got soda for days."}, {"start": 7629.1, "end": 7638.1, "text": " I remember you bruh. It's just a matter of remembering to shut that as fast as possible."}, {"start": 7647.1, "end": 7649.1, "text": " One bag of chips and a copy!"}, {"start": 7656.1, "end": 7658.1, "text": " Alright, I got time."}, {"start": 7659.1, "end": 7666.1, "text": " Hopefully that was worth it."}, {"start": 7666.1, "end": 7667.5, "text": " Hopefully."}, {"start": 7667.5, "end": 7674.42, "text": " I have 17 cents, 4 minutes to grind 54.99, I literally cannot buy anything else."}, {"start": 7674.42, "end": 7679.1, "text": " I now officially can't buy anything."}, {"start": 7679.1, "end": 7683.1, "text": " I have to fully save."}, {"start": 7683.1, "end": 7688.9400000000005, "text": " Bro, didn't he save 4 cans?"}, {"start": 7688.9400000000005, "end": 7698.460000000001, "text": " Oh my fucking god didn't he say four cans I sold the cleaner. Oh my god"}, {"start": 7704.18, "end": 7706.18, "text": " Fucking god"}, {"start": 7718.9400000000005, "end": 7736.540000000001, "text": " come on mind dude mind dude"}, {"start": 7736.54, "end": 7738.54, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7754.22, "end": 7756.22, "text": " My dude"}, {"start": 7766.54, "end": 7783.98, "text": " We gotta go fast here."}, {"start": 7783.98, "end": 7789.66, "text": " Let's get it cold."}, {"start": 7819.66, "end": 7829.66, "text": " A few men, and some smokes."}, {"start": 7829.66, "end": 7835.66, "text": " There you go, man."}, {"start": 7835.66, "end": 7840.66, "text": " I have way too many candy bars."}, {"start": 7840.66, "end": 7843.66, "text": " Way too many."}, {"start": 7843.66, "end": 7844.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7844.66, "end": 7845.66, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 7845.66, "end": 7846.66, "text": " 54 bucks."}, {"start": 7846.66, "end": 7847.66, "text": " I'm actually going to get..."}, {"start": 7847.66, "end": 7848.66, "text": " Holy shit, that's so expensive."}, {"start": 7848.66, "end": 7849.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7849.66, "end": 7850.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7850.66, "end": 7851.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7851.66, "end": 7852.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7852.66, "end": 7853.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7853.66, "end": 7854.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7854.66, "end": 7855.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7855.66, "end": 7856.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7856.66, "end": 7857.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7857.66, "end": 7858.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7858.66, "end": 7859.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7859.66, "end": 7860.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7860.66, "end": 7861.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7861.66, "end": 7862.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7862.66, "end": 7863.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7863.66, "end": 7864.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7864.66, "end": 7865.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7865.66, "end": 7866.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7866.66, "end": 7867.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7867.66, "end": 7868.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7868.66, "end": 7869.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7869.66, "end": 7870.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7870.66, "end": 7880.66, "text": " hold energy can and energy brew"}, {"start": 7880.66, "end": 7890.66, "text": " what"}, {"start": 7890.66, "end": 7892.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7907.38, "end": 7909.38, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 7911.94, "end": 7916.18, "text": " What I'm in toilet paper"}, {"start": 7916.18, "end": 7921.46, "text": " I got you, I got you I got you man"}, {"start": 7926.820000000001, "end": 7933.900000000001, "text": " What happened here, buddy? No, what happened? I'm trying to escape I need to get back to my family"}, {"start": 7937.02, "end": 7939.02, "text": " Okay, so what now?"}, {"start": 7939.02, "end": 7947.02, "text": " Don't think it's possible how you could get all your parts back."}, {"start": 7947.02, "end": 7954.02, "text": " Buddy, just buy the toilet paper and go let your day."}, {"start": 7954.02, "end": 7963.02, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 7963.02, "end": 7968.02, "text": " I need a six-packy human."}, {"start": 7968.02, "end": 7979.06, "text": " Maybe I 15 bucks and then I chill and do five minutes of making money."}, {"start": 7984.1, "end": 7988.660000000001, "text": " I get away. Good evening, file of paper and some soda."}, {"start": 7991.22, "end": 7993.14, "text": " No, I didn't notice!"}, {"start": 7998.02, "end": 8010.400000000001, "text": " Are you fucking kidding, man? What the fuck? Why is it not working?"}, {"start": 8010.400000000001, "end": 8016.42, "text": " Are you kidding right now? Are you fucking kidding?"}, {"start": 8016.42, "end": 8019.8, "text": " Did I not just fix it? Did the power go out?"}, {"start": 8019.8, "end": 8020.8, "text": " Is it over?"}, {"start": 8020.8, "end": 8027.68, "text": " Tell me this is cold enough."}, {"start": 8027.68, "end": 8030.8, "text": " Oh, it was cold enough, thank god."}, {"start": 8030.8, "end": 8032.4800000000005, "text": " That was so annoying."}, {"start": 8032.4800000000005, "end": 8038.8, "text": " Usually it doesn't take that long."}, {"start": 8038.8, "end": 8040.8, "text": " Oof!"}, {"start": 8040.8, "end": 8045.92, "text": " Alright, two cold red ones."}, {"start": 8045.92, "end": 8046.92, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 8046.92, "end": 8047.92, "text": " Four minutes."}, {"start": 8047.92, "end": 8048.92, "text": " Ten bucks."}, {"start": 8048.92, "end": 8050.92, "text": " Ten bucks I need forty four dollars"}, {"start": 8062.4400000000005, "end": 8064.4400000000005, "text": " Some chips and a human energy"}, {"start": 8070.56, "end": 8072.56, "text": " Yeah, these are not cooling fast"}, {"start": 8072.56, "end": 8079.56, "text": " 16 bucks? Oh, I'm a little worried. Four minutes."}, {"start": 8079.56, "end": 8086.56, "text": " No, no, no, get away, get away, get away, get away."}, {"start": 8086.56, "end": 8090.56, "text": " I'm gonna win, get away."}, {"start": 8090.56, "end": 8095.56, "text": " Three, sixteen, seventy-two? Uh-oh."}, {"start": 8095.56, "end": 8099.360000000001, "text": " I hope that we solve ash and humiline's vitality."}, {"start": 8099.360000000001, "end": 8100.56, "text": " Cool down!"}, {"start": 8107.360000000001, "end": 8109.360000000001, "text": " Maybe I get..."}, {"start": 8110.56, "end": 8111.76, "text": " 33 bucks."}, {"start": 8113.56, "end": 8114.76, "text": " Let's get a six-pack."}, {"start": 8115.360000000001, "end": 8117.76, "text": " Let's get the six-pack and then I'll save."}, {"start": 8123.160000000001, "end": 8123.76, "text": " Alright, man."}, {"start": 8123.76, "end": 8126.52, "text": " Two hot dogs, don't give me the carbs."}, {"start": 8126.52, "end": 8128.52, "text": " Gacha, man, gacha."}, {"start": 8128.52, "end": 8133.6, "text": " These are fresh, bro, these are fresh."}, {"start": 8133.6, "end": 8140.24, "text": " These are fresh, my dude, my doodle, the freshest dogs in hell."}, {"start": 8140.24, "end": 8149.12, "text": " There you go, freshest doaches."}, {"start": 8149.12, "end": 8162.2, "text": " chips candy what what an order energy drinks"}, {"start": 8169.599999999999, "end": 8178.28, "text": " oh here comes fucking hot dog two hot dogs with everything but I'm mad I"}, {"start": 8178.28, "end": 8182.04, "text": " I started carrying these hot dogs because of you."}, {"start": 8182.04, "end": 8184.04, "text": " You're the number one customer."}, {"start": 8184.04, "end": 8186.04, "text": " Number one, you."}, {"start": 8186.04, "end": 8187.5199999999995, "text": " You're the guy."}, {"start": 8187.5199999999995, "end": 8189.2, "text": " You really, you do the good shit."}, {"start": 8191.96, "end": 8192.96, "text": " Number one."}, {"start": 8197.6, "end": 8198.48, "text": " Oh, yes."}, {"start": 8198.48, "end": 8199.119999999999, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 8199.119999999999, "end": 8199.8, "text": " Thank you, bro."}, {"start": 8199.8, "end": 8201.68, "text": " $10."}, {"start": 8201.68, "end": 8206.96, "text": " $3.10."}, {"start": 8206.960000000001, "end": 8208.960000000001, "text": " Single-handedly clutches the business"}, {"start": 8212.54, "end": 8214.54, "text": " Assuming I can find the last two"}, {"start": 8216.660000000002, "end": 8219.660000000002, "text": " Oh god, I don't know"}, {"start": 8224.300000000001, "end": 8229.900000000001, "text": " Okay, it looks like I'll meet my quota. I just have to hope someone doesn't order some dumb shit"}, {"start": 8231.740000000002, "end": 8234.820000000002, "text": " Beans soda cigarettes"}, {"start": 8234.82, "end": 8236.82, "text": " Beans?"}, {"start": 8249.16, "end": 8252.82, "text": " Are you fucking kidding me? Wasn't that everything?"}, {"start": 8258.02, "end": 8263.619999999999, "text": " I put the cereal that way it wasn't cigarettes it was cereal. Oh my god"}, {"start": 8264.82, "end": 8266.82, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 8269.38, "end": 8271.38, "text": " I thought it was cigarettes!"}, {"start": 8283.38, "end": 8285.539999999999, "text": " Fuck the supplies. I'm repairing the window."}, {"start": 8287.94, "end": 8289.94, "text": " Fuck the supplies."}, {"start": 8291.699999999999, "end": 8293.699999999999, "text": " I'm repairing the window."}, {"start": 8294.82, "end": 8323.82, "text": " 30 bucks gone right into it, just spread the fucking window, holy shit."}, {"start": 8323.82, "end": 8325.82, "text": " Mm-mm"}, {"start": 8332.94, "end": 8338.08, "text": " One more what I meant how many fizzies how many fizzies bro"}, {"start": 8353.82, "end": 8377.02, "text": " There it is, fixed."}, {"start": 8377.02, "end": 8379.02, "text": " Our access for alias we need paper."}, {"start": 8385.34, "end": 8386.74, "text": " All right, very nice."}, {"start": 8389.02, "end": 8390.86, "text": " Fixed and saved."}, {"start": 8392.98, "end": 8394.94, "text": " Another one of you."}, {"start": 8394.94, "end": 8395.98, "text": " Another one."}, {"start": 8397.18, "end": 8398.66, "text": " We're safer a little bit."}, {"start": 8402.86, "end": 8405.380000000001, "text": " Oh, this is very early for hot dogs."}, {"start": 8407.02, "end": 8419.66, "text": " I have no chips. I might need an order and then hope this guy usually doesn't want chips"}, {"start": 8423.78, "end": 8425.78, "text": " Give me a soda cold for my wounds"}, {"start": 8437.02, "end": 8451.58, "text": " Oh, you just have to wait."}, {"start": 8451.58, "end": 8454.060000000001, "text": " You can't really kill that thing."}, {"start": 8454.060000000001, "end": 8460.140000000001, "text": " This guy, more coffee, bro?"}, {"start": 8460.14, "end": 8461.14, "text": " Two cups?"}, {"start": 8461.14, "end": 8472.66, "text": " I'm gonna wait, I need to buy more here."}, {"start": 8472.66, "end": 8476.619999999999, "text": " I'm just gonna leave the screwdriver here because it's the only place for you to use"}, {"start": 8476.619999999999, "end": 8477.619999999999, "text": " it."}, {"start": 8477.619999999999, "end": 8478.619999999999, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 8478.62, "end": 8483.62, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 8483.62, "end": 8495.820000000002, "text": " What is this filler shit right now?"}, {"start": 8495.820000000002, "end": 8502.300000000001, "text": " What the fuck out of here, bro?"}, {"start": 8502.300000000001, "end": 8505.300000000001, "text": " Order chips now?"}, {"start": 8505.3, "end": 8522.74, "text": " I should have ordered when he left, I wasted that order."}, {"start": 8522.74, "end": 8533.14, "text": " Are you fucking kidding, I'm blind."}, {"start": 8533.14, "end": 8543.34, "text": " oh my god I literally don't see it and this dumb piece of shit is right here"}, {"start": 8544.74, "end": 8547.98, "text": " where"}, {"start": 8547.98, "end": 8569.46, "text": " that was close that was very close that was very very close I just got chips in"}, {"start": 8569.460000000001, "end": 8576.460000000001, "text": " same timing. Yeah, good thing he does five years to search. It's true."}, {"start": 8576.460000000001, "end": 8578.460000000001, "text": " It's true."}, {"start": 8598.800000000001, "end": 8600.800000000001, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 8606.460000000001, "end": 8616.460000000001, "text": " Um, let's get..."}, {"start": 8616.460000000001, "end": 8645.580000000002, "text": " Wait for this guy, wait for this guy."}, {"start": 8645.58, "end": 8652.58, "text": " Let me see. Fuck this six pack. Copy. Buns."}, {"start": 8663.02, "end": 8669.22, "text": " I need double the fizz."}, {"start": 8669.22, "end": 8673.7, "text": " Okay, now I have to just save."}, {"start": 8673.7, "end": 8678.7, "text": " Oh my god, I got buns instead of fucking hot dogs, it might be Gigi."}, {"start": 8699.7, "end": 8700.7, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 8700.7, "end": 8705.7, "text": " I thought I died."}, {"start": 8705.7, "end": 8710.7, "text": " Goddamn, pal."}, {"start": 8710.7, "end": 8715.7, "text": " Sending you through there."}, {"start": 8715.7, "end": 8720.7, "text": " Hey, soda, human, uh, both cold."}, {"start": 8720.7, "end": 8725.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8725.7, "end": 8729.7, "text": " Okay, I have an idea."}, {"start": 8729.7, "end": 8731.7, "text": " Okay, I have enough."}, {"start": 8735.7, "end": 8739.7, "text": " I want three dogs, of course!"}, {"start": 8739.7, "end": 8741.7, "text": " This fuck."}, {"start": 8748.7, "end": 8751.7, "text": " What did he say? Three dogs with what?"}, {"start": 8756.7, "end": 8757.7, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 8757.7, "end": 8768.140000000001, "text": " I'm dead he gives you two minutes holy shit I clutched"}, {"start": 8768.14, "end": 8792.48, "text": " Is that tuna?"}, {"start": 8792.48, "end": 8793.48, "text": " 30 bucks?"}, {"start": 8793.48, "end": 8794.48, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 8794.48, "end": 8795.48, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 8795.48, "end": 8797.48, "text": " Shit, I can't buy anything"}, {"start": 8809.039999999999, "end": 8814.199999999999, "text": " No, I think it might be over I have nothing"}, {"start": 8814.2, "end": 8827.78, "text": " What what the fuck is the M monster no, that's human"}, {"start": 8827.78, "end": 8840.5, "text": " I think I'm fucked"}, {"start": 8840.5, "end": 8857.14, "text": " 20 seconds dude get someone buy cigarettes"}, {"start": 8857.14, "end": 8869.619999999999, "text": " Oh my god, come on, I need a $10 purchase?"}, {"start": 8869.619999999999, "end": 8876.82, "text": " Oh, this guy, I think I have protein, how much?"}, {"start": 8876.82, "end": 8883.699999999999, "text": " No, it's not enough."}, {"start": 8883.7, "end": 8890.7, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 8890.7, "end": 8891.7, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 8891.7, "end": 8893.7, "text": " It was enough."}, {"start": 8893.7, "end": 8898.7, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 8898.7, "end": 8903.7, "text": " 0.03 cents."}, {"start": 8903.7, "end": 8908.7, "text": " Day 10."}, {"start": 8908.7, "end": 8912.7, "text": " Uh oh."}, {"start": 8912.7, "end": 8925.900000000001, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 8925.900000000001, "end": 8941.820000000002, "text": " Bitch, I already got him bro, you want your cup?"}, {"start": 8941.82, "end": 8943.82, "text": " I don't know how many days there are, I have no idea."}, {"start": 8949.82, "end": 8951.82, "text": " I need something bubbly!"}, {"start": 8964.82, "end": 8970.82, "text": " So hungry girl out here, don't get her angry, you'll have a new enemy, you've been warned, give me a soda, cold for my wounds."}, {"start": 8971.82, "end": 8978.24, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna buy some packs."}, {"start": 8978.24, "end": 8993.0, "text": " Let's just do a drink pack."}, {"start": 8993.0, "end": 8996.16, "text": " Oh my god, I need drinks."}, {"start": 8996.16, "end": 8998.16, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 8998.16, "end": 9008.16, "text": " Uh oh, she's gonna be hungry."}, {"start": 9008.16, "end": 9009.16, "text": " Free candy?"}, {"start": 9009.16, "end": 9010.16, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 9010.16, "end": 9019.0, "text": " It said don't make her angry, I don't know."}, {"start": 9019.0, "end": 9021.0, "text": " I have excess bars."}, {"start": 9021.0, "end": 9025.0, "text": " Hey, Oak! Hold up, Oak!"}, {"start": 9027.0, "end": 9029.0, "text": " Four cans!"}, {"start": 9031.0, "end": 9032.0, "text": " Buddy!"}, {"start": 9034.0, "end": 9037.0, "text": " My customers are gonna be very pleased!"}, {"start": 9037.0, "end": 9039.0, "text": " My customers are gonna be very pleased!"}, {"start": 9039.0, "end": 9041.0, "text": " They got the fucking dunes and there's no fucking dunes!"}, {"start": 9041.0, "end": 9043.0, "text": " They're pleased, you man!"}, {"start": 9047.0, "end": 9048.0, "text": " What about that?"}, {"start": 9051.0, "end": 9053.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9068.84, "end": 9070.84, "text": " Here we go, okay"}, {"start": 9081.0, "end": 9088.0, "text": " I'll come a copy."}, {"start": 9111.0, "end": 9119.88, "text": " I do need some cigarettes, oh this guy, toilet, paper, okay, easy, I can, we can do that,"}, {"start": 9119.88, "end": 9136.36, "text": " we can arrange that, 7 bucks and I need 60 bucks with not a lot of time left, oh shit"}, {"start": 9136.36, "end": 9138.44, "text": " Man, I need everything."}, {"start": 9143.84, "end": 9144.34, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 9147.6, "end": 9148.1, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 9153.16, "end": 9153.84, "text": " Do I do it?"}, {"start": 9154.24, "end": 9155.04, "text": " I'm desperate."}, {"start": 9155.2, "end": 9156.16, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 9156.880000000001, "end": 9157.380000000001, "text": " Fine."}, {"start": 9158.560000000001, "end": 9160.32, "text": " Ah, fuck!"}, {"start": 9166.36, "end": 9170.36, "text": " How many posters are there in the store? Fuck you!"}, {"start": 9174.36, "end": 9176.36, "text": " I want to say two."}, {"start": 9193.36, "end": 9194.36, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 9196.36, "end": 9209.08, "text": " Oh god, I'll have two of these, dude."}, {"start": 9209.08, "end": 9214.84, "text": " It might be over."}, {"start": 9214.84, "end": 9228.04, "text": " Oh, here we go again."}, {"start": 9228.04, "end": 9241.68, "text": " I swear that was the exit behind me."}, {"start": 9241.68, "end": 9248.68, "text": " Oh no no."}, {"start": 9248.68, "end": 9251.68, "text": " Mayo dog."}, {"start": 9251.68, "end": 9261.68, "text": " Don't eat this all at once."}, {"start": 9261.68, "end": 9266.68, "text": " Got buns, candy bars, cereal."}, {"start": 9266.68, "end": 9267.68, "text": " Oh bro!"}, {"start": 9267.68, "end": 9269.68, "text": " Thank you man, thank you."}, {"start": 9269.68, "end": 9270.58, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 9285.58, "end": 9287.34, "text": " Are you kidding?"}, {"start": 9287.34, "end": 9288.9, "text": " Are you kidding?"}, {"start": 9288.9, "end": 9292.26, "text": " It fucking glitched, and he hit my shit."}, {"start": 9299.68, "end": 9307.44, "text": " 26 no we're foogling"}, {"start": 9307.44, "end": 9329.56, "text": " I'm not thinking of it a second this thing randomly takes five fucking"}, {"start": 9329.56, "end": 9347.56, "text": " the years. Oh my god. I think this is cold enough. Apparently it is. Three minutes to"}, {"start": 9347.56, "end": 9354.56, "text": " make 60 bucks and pray I have everything."}, {"start": 9377.56, "end": 9401.48, "text": " two minutes tell me I have an approaching for this guy"}, {"start": 9401.48, "end": 9406.48, "text": " Okay, uh, tuna hot dog."}, {"start": 9414.039999999999, "end": 9417.92, "text": " 30 bucks, two minutes, no way."}, {"start": 9417.92, "end": 9419.96, "text": " I don't know how the hell I'm supposed to do this"}, {"start": 9419.96, "end": 9422.16, "text": " with all this filler bullshit."}, {"start": 9422.16, "end": 9424.6, "text": " Now this stupid fucking bird."}, {"start": 9424.6, "end": 9436.08, "text": " There's no way, man. There's no way. There's no way. I either don't have enough supplies"}, {"start": 9436.08, "end": 9461.08, "text": " or something else. A hot cup and a cold energy?"}, {"start": 9461.08, "end": 9484.84, "text": " Are you serious four bags dude what a joke man"}, {"start": 9484.84, "end": 9492.48, "text": " You know what she still gives the money I can tank the hits"}, {"start": 9501.880000000001, "end": 9503.880000000001, "text": " Ten bucks and 30 seconds"}, {"start": 9506.880000000001, "end": 9508.880000000001, "text": " Of course, it's this fuck"}, {"start": 9514.84, "end": 9523.8, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9523.8, "end": 9542.28, "text": " I made it, I made it."}, {"start": 9542.28, "end": 9544.28, "text": " All good, it's fine, it's fine, I tanked."}, {"start": 9545.480000000001, "end": 9545.980000000001, "text": " Tanked."}, {"start": 9548.6, "end": 9550.6, "text": " I wonder if I'm forever fucked in the eye."}, {"start": 9558.92, "end": 9561.42, "text": " No way you play the whole game like this, thank god."}, {"start": 9563.640000000001, "end": 9566.92, "text": " Alright, 20 bucks and nothing."}, {"start": 9569.6, "end": 9571.6, "text": " Someone looking for freebies around here?"}, {"start": 9572.28, "end": 9579.28, "text": " Spray him with the cleaner in the face, okay."}, {"start": 9579.28, "end": 9583.28, "text": " It really burns the flesh."}, {"start": 9583.28, "end": 9585.28, "text": " Okay, I need chips."}, {"start": 9585.28, "end": 9588.28, "text": " Dude, I need everything."}, {"start": 9588.28, "end": 9597.28, "text": " Chips, soda, toilet paper, cigarettes."}, {"start": 9597.28, "end": 9600.28, "text": " Buddy, I don't need cleaners."}, {"start": 9600.28, "end": 9603.560000000001, "text": " This guy just keeps giving me- Yo, no more- No more cleaner! Give me money!"}, {"start": 9607.400000000001, "end": 9609.400000000001, "text": " This guy's soft at scanning me."}, {"start": 9612.52, "end": 9615.52, "text": " He thinks- He thinks we're friends so he- I'm not gonna mind."}, {"start": 9615.52, "end": 9616.52, "text": " Motherfucker!"}, {"start": 9617.2, "end": 9619.7, "text": " I got one foot in the hellfire!"}, {"start": 9619.7, "end": 9633.18, "text": " I don't think you can sell the cleaner to the crow. I tried checking it out and he doesn't take it"}, {"start": 9636.7, "end": 9638.94, "text": " The worst place horrible"}, {"start": 9643.86, "end": 9645.86, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 9645.86, "end": 9649.86, "text": " That's not maybe, maybe."}, {"start": 9649.86, "end": 9653.86, "text": " Double the fizz."}, {"start": 9653.86, "end": 9657.86, "text": " I do need cigarettes, too."}, {"start": 9661.86, "end": 9665.86, "text": " Yikes, I can't afford two packs."}, {"start": 9665.86, "end": 9669.86, "text": " Yeah, you can't sell it even though it says 10 bucks."}, {"start": 9669.86, "end": 9671.86, "text": " I can't sell it even though it says 10 bucks."}, {"start": 9678.86, "end": 9680.86, "text": " Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh!"}, {"start": 9683.36, "end": 9685.36, "text": " Double pack of cigarettes."}, {"start": 9686.86, "end": 9688.86, "text": " Are you fucking kidding?"}, {"start": 9688.86, "end": 9690.86, "text": " Chat, did I not have two?"}, {"start": 9691.86, "end": 9693.86, "text": " Did I not have two? Am I tripping?"}, {"start": 9696.86, "end": 9698.86, "text": " Did I have two?"}, {"start": 9698.86, "end": 9700.86, "text": " I had one the whole time?"}, {"start": 9703.82, "end": 9708.94, "text": " Oh fuck, I could buy one with a fast delivery expedited."}, {"start": 9717.1, "end": 9718.94, "text": " Okay, GG."}, {"start": 9718.94, "end": 9720.060000000001, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 9720.060000000001, "end": 9722.060000000001, "text": " Unless you can wait 10 seconds."}, {"start": 9728.86, "end": 9735.86, "text": " I'll make it, I'll make it."}, {"start": 9735.86, "end": 9739.86, "text": " He actually waits, he waits a while."}, {"start": 9739.86, "end": 9746.86, "text": " He randomly waits a while."}, {"start": 9758.86, "end": 9764.86, "text": " Roll the toilet paper, let me see."}, {"start": 9764.86, "end": 9767.86, "text": " God damn, Hulk."}, {"start": 9767.86, "end": 9771.86, "text": " You need a switch back."}, {"start": 9771.86, "end": 9776.86, "text": " Is someone laughing?"}, {"start": 9776.86, "end": 9784.86, "text": " Chad, this is cereal, right?"}, {"start": 9784.86, "end": 9787.86, "text": " Was that cereal?"}, {"start": 9787.86, "end": 9793.66, "text": " That guy always fucks me up."}, {"start": 9793.66, "end": 9801.18, "text": " I can't understand, but you guys understand."}, {"start": 9801.18, "end": 9812.980000000001, "text": " I heard somebody."}, {"start": 9812.98, "end": 9814.98, "text": " How much is this? A dollar?"}, {"start": 9824.98, "end": 9829.98, "text": " Uh oh. I'm slowly running out of coffee."}, {"start": 9832.98, "end": 9834.98, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 9839.98, "end": 9841.98, "text": " Ahhhh!"}, {"start": 9842.98, "end": 9849.98, "text": " Fuck outta here bro!"}, {"start": 9860.98, "end": 9863.98, "text": " Where did I put the..."}, {"start": 9863.98, "end": 9876.14, "text": " Give me two cans of bubbles."}, {"start": 9876.14, "end": 9880.38, "text": " 27 bucks, one pack of cig."}, {"start": 9880.38, "end": 9883.74, "text": " Two pack of cigs."}, {"start": 9883.74, "end": 9888.22, "text": " I need some beans."}, {"start": 9888.22, "end": 9893.82, "text": " Two bars of sweet."}, {"start": 9893.82, "end": 9900.82, "text": " how much time? six minutes?"}, {"start": 9900.82, "end": 9903.82, "text": " this guy right now"}, {"start": 9903.82, "end": 9906.82, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 9906.82, "end": 9909.82, "text": " I don't have any cash"}, {"start": 9909.82, "end": 9912.82, "text": " you're lucky I'm nice"}, {"start": 9912.82, "end": 9917.82, "text": " you're lucky"}, {"start": 9917.82, "end": 9920.82, "text": " candy, soda, chips, TP"}, {"start": 9920.82, "end": 9928.42, "text": " Uh, alright, I'm saving the rest. Sugar bars."}, {"start": 9928.42, "end": 9939.02, "text": " Bottle hole. Okay, we're good."}, {"start": 9939.02, "end": 9942.72, "text": " You have a hundred chips? I know, but yeah."}, {"start": 9942.72, "end": 9947.42, "text": " I got five minutes. Oh, shit."}, {"start": 9947.42, "end": 9957.42, "text": " All right, all right, all right, all right. I actually need to get a six pack"}, {"start": 9957.42, "end": 9972.1, "text": " What? No, I failed. That was so expensive. That was such an expensive fail. I think I threw."}, {"start": 9972.1, "end": 9980.66, "text": " Yeah, what is that human and cereal was that human and cereal"}, {"start": 9989.66, "end": 9992.66, "text": " No, I need two expensive things"}, {"start": 10002.1, "end": 10006.1, "text": " Hold on boys, I gotta take such a big shit. Hold on, give me 10 minutes."}, {"start": 10032.1, "end": 10034.16, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10062.1, "end": 10064.16, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10092.1, "end": 10094.16, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10122.1, "end": 10124.16, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10152.1, "end": 10154.16, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10182.1, "end": 10184.16, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10212.1, "end": 10214.16, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10242.1, "end": 10244.16, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10272.1, "end": 10274.16, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10302.1, "end": 10304.16, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10332.1, "end": 10334.16, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10362.1, "end": 10364.16, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10392.1, "end": 10394.16, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10422.1, "end": 10424.16, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10452.1, "end": 10454.16, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10482.1, "end": 10484.16, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10512.1, "end": 10514.16, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10542.1, "end": 10544.16, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10572.1, "end": 10592.1, "text": " All right, I'm sorry about that, people."}, {"start": 10592.1, "end": 10615.34, "text": " All right. Here we go. Oh, is this guy Brace? I want to beat this game. I just don't know"}, {"start": 10615.34, "end": 10626.14, "text": " how long this game is. It's getting to the point where it's like, I don't know if it"}, {"start": 10626.14, "end": 10633.42, "text": " is infinite. I think there is an ending because they, it seems like there is an ending. It's"}, {"start": 10633.42, "end": 10645.5, "text": " not endless and that's a good haul of shit right there"}, {"start": 10645.5, "end": 10647.5, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10655.5, "end": 10661.24, "text": " Oh should I have no coffee? Oh shit. It's so expensive dude. I have no money"}, {"start": 10668.62, "end": 10670.62, "text": " How much time three minutes"}, {"start": 10675.5, "end": 10677.5, "text": " I swear something just buzzed."}, {"start": 10686.5, "end": 10689.5, "text": " Ships and coffee? Oh, shit."}, {"start": 10696.5, "end": 10700.5, "text": " I can't- I can't buy anything now. I can't buy shit."}, {"start": 10700.5, "end": 10705.5, "text": " Ah, cigarettes. Oh my god."}, {"start": 10705.5, "end": 10713.5, "text": " I have enough. What up? Give me a candy bar and chips. That is in the order. You should get the hot dogs."}, {"start": 10713.5, "end": 10719.5, "text": " You guys are dwindling my regular supplies and I have no money."}, {"start": 10719.5, "end": 10723.5, "text": " And I think one hit and they break the fucking thing."}, {"start": 10723.5, "end": 10727.5, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 10727.5, "end": 10733.74, "text": " What have I done?"}, {"start": 10733.74, "end": 10739.18, "text": " Smokes and a bag of chips."}, {"start": 10739.18, "end": 10744.78, "text": " 25 bucks?"}, {"start": 10744.78, "end": 10750.42, "text": " I'm worried about the situation at hand."}, {"start": 10750.42, "end": 10751.9, "text": " Very worried."}, {"start": 10751.9, "end": 10762.9, "text": " Why are you going after my candy bar? Oh my I have to buy more."}, {"start": 10762.9, "end": 10774.9, "text": " No. I have no money bro I got a minute. Two beans tuna."}, {"start": 10774.9, "end": 10786.5, "text": " please no candy bars no more no more no more no more no more no more"}, {"start": 10787.9, "end": 10795.38, "text": " nevermore I swear this guy just stalls and does nothing oh my god no candy no"}, {"start": 10795.380000000001, "end": 10809.78, "text": " candy four okay I could I could buy a six pack I don't think it's worth it"}, {"start": 10825.380000000001, "end": 10838.820000000002, "text": " No! Dude, this fucking game, man. I swear to God. I swear to God. I don't know how much"}, {"start": 10838.82, "end": 10841.82, "text": " Which time I have, I'm literally blind."}, {"start": 10842.82, "end": 10844.82, "text": " Twenty seconds."}, {"start": 10851.82, "end": 10854.82, "text": " Ah, Gigi. What a fucking joke."}, {"start": 10855.82, "end": 10857.82, "text": " What a joke."}, {"start": 10868.82, "end": 10875.38, "text": " Pop dog with mustard and ketchup also"}, {"start": 10885.539999999999, "end": 10887.539999999999, "text": " What"}, {"start": 10888.66, "end": 10895.66, "text": " They called soda I just sold you my screwdriver, so yeah"}, {"start": 10895.66, "end": 10898.66, "text": " Yeah. Okay."}, {"start": 10901.66, "end": 10904.66, "text": " Wow. Alright then."}, {"start": 10906.66, "end": 10909.66, "text": " That sucks. I think it's G.J. here."}, {"start": 10911.66, "end": 10914.66, "text": " Yep. Come on, man!"}, {"start": 10914.66, "end": 10935.18, "text": " Gigi go next"}, {"start": 10935.18, "end": 10946.78, "text": " I tried so hard in getting this far, in the end of all times."}, {"start": 10965.18, "end": 10970.4, "text": " What do you guys think? Do I do another one? I don't know how I don't know how long this"}, {"start": 10970.4, "end": 10988.0, "text": " game is. I just like what is the last day? Is it actually 15 days? If it's 15 days I'll"}, {"start": 10988.0, "end": 10989.52, "text": " I'll do it. I'm close."}, {"start": 10994.8, "end": 10995.64, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 11012.0, "end": 11012.84, "text": " 20 bucks."}, {"start": 11012.84, "end": 11014.84, "text": " Beans, toilet paper,"}, {"start": 11016.2, "end": 11017.04, "text": " ships."}, {"start": 11018.0, "end": 11025.0, "text": " Beans, olapipan, jeeps."}, {"start": 11025.0, "end": 11044.0, "text": " Great starting motherfucker, great starting piece of shit, you're a motherfucker, you're"}, {"start": 11044.0, "end": 11049.0, "text": " great starting piece of shit. You're a motherfucker, bro. You're a motherfucker, bro."}, {"start": 11049.0, "end": 11051.0, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 11081.0, "end": 11085.92, "text": " But then she probably hits the glass and my glass is like on the verge of death"}, {"start": 11091.84, "end": 11093.84, "text": " Sure, I got it"}, {"start": 11102.08, "end": 11104.48, "text": " Fresh bag pal fresh bag"}, {"start": 11111.0, "end": 11120.84, "text": " fresh bag brother actually put these in now"}, {"start": 11126.44, "end": 11132.88, "text": " this guy always wants it too I always want to set up a fizz"}, {"start": 11132.880000000001, "end": 11139.880000000001, "text": " what do you want man you want the two fizz?"}, {"start": 11156.76, "end": 11159.76, "text": " some beans"}, {"start": 11162.880000000001, "end": 11181.36, "text": " If he just fucking grabbed the cleaner, he's just yoinked the cleaner from me."}, {"start": 11181.36, "end": 11195.36, "text": " Uh, beans? Oh, it's expensive as shit. All right."}, {"start": 11195.36, "end": 11221.76, "text": " Uh, is that 30 bucks?"}, {"start": 11221.76, "end": 11224.76, "text": " 37 I guess six pack, but it's rough"}, {"start": 11229.24, "end": 11231.24, "text": " I don't know if I should risk that"}, {"start": 11247.24, "end": 11249.24, "text": " Where's the last one brother"}, {"start": 11251.76, "end": 11261.76, "text": " I've just spent so much on..."}, {"start": 11261.76, "end": 11271.76, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa!"}, {"start": 11271.76, "end": 11300.24, "text": " I miss seeing the amount of supplies, oh you're back already?"}, {"start": 11300.24, "end": 11306.44, "text": " I need everything and double the fizz double the fizz"}, {"start": 11313.4, "end": 11315.4, "text": " Oh my"}, {"start": 11322.4, "end": 11324.4, "text": " Tell me I ordered that in time"}, {"start": 11330.24, "end": 11337.4, "text": " I think I ordered it in time."}, {"start": 11337.4, "end": 11338.64, "text": " Soda and a candy bar."}, {"start": 11338.64, "end": 11343.64, "text": " You're gonna have to wait, man."}, {"start": 11343.64, "end": 11352.64, "text": " You're gonna have to wait."}, {"start": 11352.64, "end": 11365.519999999999, "text": " Hold enough."}, {"start": 11365.519999999999, "end": 11372.24, "text": " Did I not order?"}, {"start": 11372.24, "end": 11380.72, "text": " Nice to see you, two dogs with everything."}, {"start": 11380.72, "end": 11387.72, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 11399.4, "end": 11401.9, "text": " Am I missing something?"}, {"start": 11401.9, "end": 11408.9, "text": " Why isn't it ordering?"}, {"start": 11410.72, "end": 11435.72, "text": " Get these in fast, get these in fast."}, {"start": 11435.72, "end": 11442.72, "text": " Oh shit, candy, candy."}, {"start": 11442.72, "end": 11452.64, "text": " Okay, dude, okay."}, {"start": 11452.64, "end": 11456.16, "text": " If that shit hits you twice, you fucking die, by the way."}, {"start": 11456.16, "end": 11458.16, "text": " I thought it was just cosmetic."}, {"start": 11458.16, "end": 11459.16, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 11481.16, "end": 11482.16, "text": " You would order that."}, {"start": 11482.16, "end": 11483.16, "text": " You would."}, {"start": 11483.16, "end": 11484.16, "text": " You would."}, {"start": 11484.16, "end": 11485.16, "text": " You're gonna have to wait."}, {"start": 11486.16, "end": 11488.16, "text": " My guy's about to deliver it."}, {"start": 11507.16, "end": 11512.16, "text": " What the call a fat piece of shit, huh? Yeah, fat piece of shit?"}, {"start": 11516.16, "end": 11529.1, "text": " You need more hands no, I don't"}, {"start": 11529.1, "end": 11535.98, "text": " This one's ice cold"}, {"start": 11535.98, "end": 11553.76, "text": " snarls what I do one I need to set it out"}, {"start": 11553.76, "end": 11557.76, "text": " All right, boom, boom."}, {"start": 11557.76, "end": 11569.76, "text": " Okay, I have a good amount of supplies right now."}, {"start": 11569.76, "end": 11570.76, "text": " Four chips."}, {"start": 11570.76, "end": 11573.76, "text": " I need beans and toilet paper."}, {"start": 11573.76, "end": 11575.76, "text": " What about that?"}, {"start": 11575.76, "end": 11580.76, "text": " What's that about?"}, {"start": 11580.76, "end": 11585.76, "text": " That there's a guy?"}, {"start": 11585.76, "end": 11589.76, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 11589.76, "end": 11594.76, "text": " How much for..."}, {"start": 11594.76, "end": 11599.76, "text": " Candy?"}, {"start": 11599.76, "end": 11604.76, "text": " Alright what did I need? Toilet paper? Is that all coming?"}, {"start": 11604.76, "end": 11606.76, "text": " Shut the shit up street."}, {"start": 11606.76, "end": 11608.76, "text": " Ah, gimme just one."}, {"start": 11622.76, "end": 11624.76, "text": " What the hell man, I was waiting."}, {"start": 11634.76, "end": 11636.76, "text": " 15 bucks."}, {"start": 11647.76, "end": 11648.76, "text": " Three candy."}, {"start": 11649.76, "end": 11652.76, "text": " Alright, I should be good now."}, {"start": 11664.76, "end": 11678.22, "text": " coffee and cigarettes fuck I need cigarettes 17 bucks by the way"}, {"start": 11687.22, "end": 11691.300000000001, "text": " oh really you want spokes"}, {"start": 11694.76, "end": 11709.76, "text": " This fucking sucks, man. I have everything but the most expensive item is just too, too"}, {"start": 11709.76, "end": 11719.92, "text": " much. I may have gotten too many."}, {"start": 11719.92, "end": 11727.92, "text": " I thought he aggored me."}, {"start": 11727.92, "end": 11746.92, "text": " Okay, I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,"}, {"start": 11746.92, "end": 11760.4, "text": " Okay, I really, really need to get, uh, oh you're such a fuck."}, {"start": 11760.4, "end": 11772.2, "text": " Double expedite, oh my god, I'm gonna fail."}, {"start": 11772.2, "end": 11779.2, "text": " It sucks man, this sucks."}, {"start": 11802.2, "end": 11809.2, "text": " Okay, five minutes."}, {"start": 11809.2, "end": 11814.04, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 11814.04, "end": 11816.6, "text": " It was a candy bar!"}, {"start": 11816.6, "end": 11817.6, "text": " That's so stupid!"}, {"start": 11817.6, "end": 11822.6, "text": " Chat, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 11822.6, "end": 11827.6, "text": " And chip?"}, {"start": 11827.6, "end": 11857.12, "text": " I don't know how to fucking read."}, {"start": 11857.12, "end": 11865.68, "text": " Oh, the paper and cereal?"}, {"start": 11865.68, "end": 11872.720000000001, "text": " Yeah, is that cereal or coffee?"}, {"start": 11872.72, "end": 11874.72, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 11874.72, "end": 11880.72, "text": " Oh, fuck, 18, 4..."}, {"start": 11892.72, "end": 11893.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11902.72, "end": 11906.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11906.72, "end": 11910.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11910.72, "end": 11914.74, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11914.74, "end": 11918.74, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11918.74, "end": 11922.74, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11922.74, "end": 11926.72, "text": " Three minutes 38."}, {"start": 11926.72, "end": 11930.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11930.72, "end": 11954.32, "text": " I need one more of those."}, {"start": 11954.32, "end": 11958.32, "text": " Damn, I gotta get a bag."}, {"start": 11958.32, "end": 11975.76, "text": " Oh, I think I have hot dogs."}, {"start": 11975.76, "end": 11986.16, "text": " Oh my god, I don't have hot dogs."}, {"start": 11986.16, "end": 11993.16, "text": " Serial two of Eons, right?"}, {"start": 12016.16, "end": 12022.16, "text": " What am I missing? Fuck me, wasn't there one other thing over cereal?"}, {"start": 12029.16, "end": 12033.16, "text": " Hot dogs. Oh yeah, it's not in that menu."}, {"start": 12046.16, "end": 12055.8, "text": " I have to buy another one."}, {"start": 12055.8, "end": 12068.84, "text": " I have to spend 10 bucks on a new screwdriver."}, {"start": 12068.84, "end": 12083.52, "text": " What do you want, what do you want better drinking and smoking some what do you mean a bitter"}, {"start": 12083.52, "end": 12106.76, "text": " drink coffee I time 40 seconds GG what time flew oh my god this game I think this"}, {"start": 12106.76, "end": 12113.76, "text": " This game is fucked on my end, because..."}, {"start": 12124.76, "end": 12131.76, "text": " Of course, buddy. This guy's here just to stall."}, {"start": 12166.76, "end": 12192.76, "text": " I don't know what to do with it."}, {"start": 12192.76, "end": 12193.26, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 12205.880000000001, "end": 12208.76, "text": " Needs to be more efficient from day one, I know."}, {"start": 12210.62, "end": 12211.28, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 12222.76, "end": 12243.24, "text": " I could go for another, um, I don't have enough shit actually."}, {"start": 12243.24, "end": 12249.92, "text": " I could go for a repair."}, {"start": 12249.92, "end": 12254.92, "text": " You're crazy if you think I'm gonna start from day one, this game's a stolen piece of shit half the time."}, {"start": 12279.92, "end": 12280.92, "text": " All right, bubble."}, {"start": 12280.92, "end": 12286.92, "text": " I'm going to need the coffee bag."}, {"start": 12286.92, "end": 12293.92, "text": " What if I didn't get the coffee bag?"}, {"start": 12293.92, "end": 12303.92, "text": " I'm going to need the coffee bag."}, {"start": 12303.92, "end": 12309.44, "text": " I'm gonna need the coffee bag."}, {"start": 12309.44, "end": 12312.08, "text": " What if I deny all the cigarettes?"}, {"start": 12312.08, "end": 12315.12, "text": " I had- oh my god, what if there's a shred?"}, {"start": 12315.12, "end": 12321.92, "text": " You probably- maybe you save more money if you deny all the cigarette users."}, {"start": 12321.92, "end": 12325.72, "text": " And don't buy any cigarettes."}, {"start": 12325.72, "end": 12330.72, "text": " And just tank the hits."}, {"start": 12330.720000000001, "end": 12347.000000000002, "text": " I'll repair it in two dollars and then I won't sell cigarettes anymore."}, {"start": 12347.000000000002, "end": 12349.480000000001, "text": " You f**king bitch!"}, {"start": 12349.480000000001, "end": 12353.12, "text": " Of course now you want f**king cigarettes, you piece of sh**."}, {"start": 12353.12, "end": 12355.480000000001, "text": " If I give them one thing, actually it's okay."}, {"start": 12355.480000000001, "end": 12356.480000000001, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 12356.480000000001, "end": 12360.68, "text": " What if I do this?"}, {"start": 12360.68, "end": 12363.68, "text": " And then I'll repair it. Who gives a fuck?"}, {"start": 12363.68, "end": 12366.68, "text": " Repared. And now I'll tank all the cigarette people."}, {"start": 12366.68, "end": 12372.68, "text": " Unless this game's a piece of shit, which I think it is, and it's just gonna keep spamming me."}, {"start": 12372.68, "end": 12376.68, "text": " It's gonna keep spamming me with cigarette users."}, {"start": 12376.68, "end": 12378.68, "text": " And that's how this game works."}, {"start": 12378.68, "end": 12383.68, "text": " The problem with this loop is, it feels like you feel it. You feel the bullshit."}, {"start": 12383.68, "end": 12387.68, "text": " Because it needs to stall you. That's the difficulty."}, {"start": 12387.68, "end": 12395.36, "text": " I need something to clean myself the illusion of bullshitter is there"}, {"start": 12395.36, "end": 12402.84, "text": " because you know the item you have the least of they're gonna target yep yep"}, {"start": 12402.84, "end": 12412.52, "text": " whatever I hope this guy doesn't want toilet paper"}, {"start": 12412.52, "end": 12419.52, "text": " All right, 1380."}, {"start": 12419.52, "end": 12426.52, "text": " Again."}, {"start": 12426.52, "end": 12428.52, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12448.92, "end": 12450.92, "text": " Did that not say dude"}, {"start": 12456.52, "end": 12458.52, "text": " I suck. I suck."}, {"start": 12460.2, "end": 12462.2, "text": " I'm drawing. Literally drawing."}, {"start": 12463.800000000001, "end": 12465.800000000001, "text": " Literally fucking drawing."}, {"start": 12474.36, "end": 12476.36, "text": " Literally drawing right now."}, {"start": 12486.52, "end": 12513.720000000001, "text": " See, I could technically give her coffee and get a little money and just skimp out on"}, {"start": 12513.720000000001, "end": 12520.320000000002, "text": " the cigarettes or it doesn't matter that works to believe that for the other guy"}, {"start": 12520.320000000002, "end": 12524.320000000002, "text": " it's cigarettes"}, {"start": 12525.920000000002, "end": 12528.920000000002, "text": " ships"}, {"start": 12573.720000000001, "end": 12585.480000000001, "text": " All right, so far the strat's working until it's just gonna be a combo breaker of like"}, {"start": 12585.480000000001, "end": 12587.840000000002, "text": " five cigarettes."}, {"start": 12587.840000000002, "end": 12590.12, "text": " Beans."}, {"start": 12590.12, "end": 12603.800000000001, "text": " I do need Poppy."}, {"start": 12603.800000000001, "end": 12617.12, "text": " Too much soda."}, {"start": 12617.12, "end": 12624.12, "text": " You're kidding."}, {"start": 12624.12, "end": 12643.12, "text": " Not GG, not GG, it's okay."}, {"start": 12643.12, "end": 12647.34, "text": " Not GG. It's okay. It's okay. It was a six pack"}, {"start": 12673.12, "end": 12692.44, "text": " dude this fucking game dude this fucking game for cereals you asshole"}, {"start": 12703.12, "end": 12705.12, "text": " What up, dudes?"}, {"start": 12729.12, "end": 12732.12, "text": " Alright, the amount of soda I have is abysmal."}, {"start": 12733.12, "end": 12753.300000000001, "text": " I got two minutes 42 and I need god damn it I don't have enough this might be"}, {"start": 12753.300000000001, "end": 12755.300000000001, "text": " GG"}, {"start": 12756.340000000002, "end": 12758.340000000002, "text": " Soda and tuna"}, {"start": 12763.420000000002, "end": 12768.980000000001, "text": " Two minutes, and I have no cereal I could order one, but I don't want to spend the five bucks"}, {"start": 12771.18, "end": 12776.54, "text": " Please tell me you're getting hot dogs two bags of chips"}, {"start": 12776.54, "end": 12783.660000000002, "text": " Why are you on a diet man? You are the reason I'm buying fucking hot dog shit. And now he"}, {"start": 12783.660000000002, "end": 12790.34, "text": " does it while hot dogs anymore? I need two hot dogs, I'll give you the cards. Perfect."}, {"start": 12806.54, "end": 12822.26, "text": " I don't know I have a minute 30 to hope no one bit. Oh my god. I am so low on some supplies"}, {"start": 12822.26, "end": 12838.880000000001, "text": " that it's like a 50-50 gg thank you man buy more I might make it this is so risky"}, {"start": 12838.880000000001, "end": 12840.880000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12847.320000000002, "end": 12849.320000000002, "text": " Follow pepper and chips"}, {"start": 12863.18, "end": 12865.720000000001, "text": " Get the fuck out of here I need to make 20 bucks"}, {"start": 12865.720000000001, "end": 12873.340000000002, "text": " get the fuck out of here these stalling shits they do nothing oh don't be a"}, {"start": 12873.340000000002, "end": 12881.380000000001, "text": " cigarette guy come on oh dude this fucking game whoever caught in this game"}, {"start": 12881.380000000001, "end": 12886.000000000002, "text": " you're a fucking asshole all right designed to fuck you up man you can"}, {"start": 12886.000000000002, "end": 12889.820000000002, "text": " literally the problem with this game is you can feel your set you can feel the"}, {"start": 12889.82, "end": 12905.14, "text": " game fucking you as you play it then the illusion is that you can feel the loop"}, {"start": 12907.86, "end": 12914.779999999999, "text": " there should be one more customer I made it after restart"}, {"start": 12914.78, "end": 12921.78, "text": " Come on, man!"}, {"start": 13004.78, "end": 13020.220000000001, "text": " I don't know chat what do you what do you guys think?"}, {"start": 13034.78, "end": 13047.380000000001, "text": " I'm not starting on day one, bro. I refuse to start on day one. We're literally an end game."}, {"start": 13047.380000000001, "end": 13062.16, "text": " This is actual end game. I'm gonna do the same thing and ignore the cigarette users."}, {"start": 13062.16, "end": 13064.16, "text": " Same thing. Ignore the cigarette users."}, {"start": 13075.84, "end": 13080.16, "text": " This fuck. You ask for Cuatro sodas? You bitch-ass? And you have to wait."}, {"start": 13080.96, "end": 13082.96, "text": " Crack head, motherfucker. You have to wait."}, {"start": 13084.96, "end": 13086.96, "text": " These two aren't gonna be cold as well."}, {"start": 13092.16, "end": 13097.76, "text": " These ones aren't cold!"}, {"start": 13097.76, "end": 13112.039999999999, "text": " Oh, he doesn't care, okay."}, {"start": 13112.04, "end": 13122.04, "text": " Oh, you bag."}, {"start": 13122.04, "end": 13129.04, "text": " Buddy, but I don't have time to talk, man, I don't have time to talk."}, {"start": 13129.04, "end": 13130.04, "text": " What do you need?"}, {"start": 13130.04, "end": 13132.04, "text": " Two cans of bubbles."}, {"start": 13132.04, "end": 13136.04, "text": " Dad, this is why I bought a bunch of soda."}, {"start": 13136.04, "end": 13137.04, "text": " This guy's a piece of shit."}, {"start": 13137.04, "end": 13139.04, "text": " Where were you the last match?"}, {"start": 13139.04, "end": 13146.04, "text": " I'm gonna give you the whole freezer."}, {"start": 13146.04, "end": 13161.04, "text": " Alright, next is gonna be toilet paper and more cans."}, {"start": 13161.04, "end": 13163.68, "text": " Ships and smokes"}, {"start": 13173.160000000002, "end": 13175.160000000002, "text": " Ambience"}, {"start": 13176.2, "end": 13179.980000000001, "text": " What I meant it's candy, okay"}, {"start": 13182.640000000001, "end": 13188.44, "text": " All right now I need to focus on all I may have thrown the run because I have to focus on repairing now"}, {"start": 13191.04, "end": 13193.04, "text": " Two hot dogs with everything."}, {"start": 13203.52, "end": 13205.52, "text": " I need eight bucks."}, {"start": 13209.12, "end": 13211.12, "text": " Four cups of coffee."}, {"start": 13213.6, "end": 13215.6, "text": " The stupid fucking thing."}, {"start": 13217.36, "end": 13219.36, "text": " A dollar."}, {"start": 13219.36, "end": 13222.62, "text": " I need I need to do one really good purchase"}, {"start": 13223.94, "end": 13226.34, "text": " This kid I think I have everything for him"}, {"start": 13228.5, "end": 13230.5, "text": " You men"}, {"start": 13232.74, "end": 13234.74, "text": " Damn I need so much shit"}, {"start": 13249.36, "end": 13258.44, "text": " Dude, she's literally glitching all my shit right now."}, {"start": 13258.44, "end": 13267.12, "text": " I swear my bag of chips just flew out."}, {"start": 13267.12, "end": 13278.92, "text": " What was the order?"}, {"start": 13278.92, "end": 13285.92, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 13285.92, "end": 13290.92, "text": " No Smokes."}, {"start": 13290.92, "end": 13297.92, "text": " We are money."}, {"start": 13297.92, "end": 13304.92, "text": " Uh, excuse me?"}, {"start": 13304.92, "end": 13315.92, "text": " me I know I'm not doing any smokes I need hot dogs"}, {"start": 13315.92, "end": 13332.4, "text": " All right, we're good on the repair, what do I need, what do I need?"}, {"start": 13332.4, "end": 13337.92, "text": " Okay, chips, toilet paper, what else?"}, {"start": 13337.92, "end": 13344.92, "text": " Triple order, hot dog, chips, toilet paper, chips, toilet paper, hot dog."}, {"start": 13344.92, "end": 13348.14, "text": " Not him for her."}, {"start": 13348.14, "end": 13361.36, "text": " It'd be amazing if it saved the damn order, but that's too much to ask."}, {"start": 13361.36, "end": 13363.36, "text": " Too much."}, {"start": 13363.36, "end": 13368.38, "text": " I'll make out the right stuff."}, {"start": 13368.38, "end": 13369.88, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 13369.88, "end": 13373.52, "text": " The cleaner's on the other side!"}, {"start": 13373.52, "end": 13380.44, "text": " are you kidding are you fucking kidding dude where is the cleaner oh my god"}, {"start": 13380.44, "end": 13391.44, "text": " this fucking game oh my god this game is so fucking bad what an annoying piece"}, {"start": 13391.44, "end": 13394.6, "text": " of shit game dude"}, {"start": 13403.52, "end": 13410.52, "text": " That was such a good attempt."}, {"start": 13433.52, "end": 13441.220000000001, "text": " Okay, I'm always leaving the cleaner up here."}, {"start": 13441.220000000001, "end": 13444.48, "text": " From now on, cleaners right here."}, {"start": 13444.48, "end": 13445.48, "text": " Right here."}, {"start": 13445.48, "end": 13452.48, "text": " a wheeled."}, {"start": 13505.48, "end": 13515.48, "text": " I'm gonna buy another one."}, {"start": 13515.48, "end": 13520.48, "text": " Candy."}, {"start": 13520.48, "end": 13527.48, "text": " 15 bucks."}, {"start": 13527.48, "end": 13532.48, "text": " 15 bucks."}, {"start": 13545.48, "end": 13551.48, "text": " Alright, I'm gonna repair, and now we're not selling cigarettes anymore. We're done selling cigarettes."}, {"start": 13551.48, "end": 13558.24, "text": " We're officially done with SIGs, all done now."}, {"start": 13558.24, "end": 13568.119999999999, "text": " No more."}, {"start": 13568.119999999999, "end": 13573.279999999999, "text": " I need beans and toilet paper, and hopefully no one wants a shit ton of toilet paper."}, {"start": 13573.279999999999, "end": 13576.76, "text": " And a screwdriver."}, {"start": 13576.76, "end": 13578.76, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13580.800000000001, "end": 13585.36, "text": " If someone asks for two that's gonna suck don't ask for a broad double candy double candy, please"}, {"start": 13586.28, "end": 13588.28, "text": " Okay, that works. I"}, {"start": 13590.08, "end": 13592.98, "text": " Could get up it's too expensive"}, {"start": 13606.76, "end": 13613.76, "text": " six"}, {"start": 13617.76, "end": 13624.76, "text": " six"}, {"start": 13636.76, "end": 13641.76, "text": " Aw, you fuck."}, {"start": 13641.76, "end": 13650.76, "text": " Alright, I need toilet paper and beans."}, {"start": 13650.76, "end": 13652.76, "text": " Right, that's it."}, {"start": 13652.76, "end": 13657.76, "text": " Toilet paper, beans, soda."}, {"start": 13657.76, "end": 13665.76, "text": " What do you want?"}, {"start": 13665.76, "end": 13674.5, "text": " You gotta wait 10 seconds oh really you fucking asshole"}, {"start": 13687.5, "end": 13690.54, "text": " Well you shop here every day why do you like this"}, {"start": 13695.76, "end": 13698.16, "text": " But I'm mad. My favorite customer."}, {"start": 13703.76, "end": 13705.36, "text": " Free shower every day."}, {"start": 13725.76, "end": 13755.68, "text": " one catch up one master"}, {"start": 13755.68, "end": 13757.68, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 13757.68, "end": 13759.68, "text": " I'll catch up."}, {"start": 13776.68, "end": 13779.68, "text": " What happened? I need plain beans and paper."}, {"start": 13779.68, "end": 13788.76, "text": " 21, 5 minutes left."}, {"start": 13788.76, "end": 13794.28, "text": " Um, I need..."}, {"start": 13794.28, "end": 13796.28, "text": " hold energy and a brew."}, {"start": 13803.68, "end": 13804.18, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13819.08, "end": 13820.58, "text": " Do I get hot dogs?"}, {"start": 13821.980000000001, "end": 13823.980000000001, "text": " Hot dogs and coffee?"}, {"start": 13824.28, "end": 13832.560000000001, "text": " And now I just praise you I have enough stuff for everybody and I have to like micro buy shit"}, {"start": 13842.28, "end": 13844.28, "text": " I got a micro buy shit now"}, {"start": 13854.28, "end": 13855.28, "text": " YEEEAH!"}, {"start": 13855.28, "end": 13861.28, "text": " Okay, skills."}, {"start": 13861.28, "end": 13870.28, "text": " Hold on, uh, okay, so I wonder if it's worth giving him a human?"}, {"start": 13870.28, "end": 13876.28, "text": " Yeah, because I still get 20 bucks, so he still pays for it."}, {"start": 13876.28, "end": 13882.28, "text": " So he's gonna hit it no matter what, but I still get paid."}, {"start": 13882.28, "end": 13889.28, "text": " Okay, here comes the stupid fuck."}, {"start": 13889.28, "end": 13898.28, "text": " Oh my god, three times, three times."}, {"start": 13898.28, "end": 13902.28, "text": " Better pay me for these later."}, {"start": 13902.28, "end": 13911.28, "text": " Someone's gonna ask for four rolls of toilet paper, I know."}, {"start": 13911.28, "end": 13918.28, "text": " You can't kill her, you can just spray it a kite."}, {"start": 13941.28, "end": 13952.44, "text": " Now I need a wrench for the coffee maker. Yikes. Please don't break. It looks like the pressure"}, {"start": 13952.44, "end": 13963.480000000001, "text": " is fine. Two minutes thirty, thirty seven dollars. Bars are sweet. Uh oh. I want to do it. I might"}, {"start": 13963.48, "end": 13967.48, "text": " I need a drip bead, like spend nine bucks on items."}, {"start": 13967.48, "end": 13968.98, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 13972.72, "end": 13975.96, "text": " I could do, maybe I do one order"}, {"start": 13975.96, "end": 13979.22, "text": " of soda energy toilet paper."}, {"start": 13990.359999999999, "end": 13993.199999999999, "text": " I could also just deny and save."}, {"start": 13993.48, "end": 14006.76, "text": " But it's gonna be tanking like four heads."}, {"start": 14006.76, "end": 14007.76, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 14007.76, "end": 14012.279999999999, "text": " I don't know, I don't know, I don't know."}, {"start": 14012.279999999999, "end": 14018.279999999999, "text": " Couple of reds."}, {"start": 14018.28, "end": 14039.68, "text": " What if I just stall strategy I'm gonna stall the timer I'm gonna get hit here"}, {"start": 14039.68, "end": 14065.960000000001, "text": " Yeah, sure sure easy easy thank you man 10 bucks"}, {"start": 14065.960000000001, "end": 14080.320000000002, "text": " I need one more."}, {"start": 14080.320000000002, "end": 14081.320000000002, "text": " I made it."}, {"start": 14081.320000000002, "end": 14082.560000000001, "text": " I made it."}, {"start": 14082.560000000001, "end": 14087.44, "text": " I made it."}, {"start": 14087.44, "end": 14088.44, "text": " Stall it."}, {"start": 14088.44, "end": 14089.44, "text": " I'll give him chips."}, {"start": 14089.44, "end": 14092.44, "text": " All right, we're good."}, {"start": 14092.44, "end": 14093.44, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 14093.44, "end": 14094.44, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 14094.44, "end": 14108.720000000001, "text": " survived. I shouldn't have held. Oh, sorry, I gotta check out, bro. Oh, sorry, really,"}, {"start": 14108.720000000001, "end": 14131.840000000002, "text": " fuck oh my god holy shit get ready I'm expecting my cigarettes and a coffee buddy"}, {"start": 14131.84, "end": 14138.84, "text": " I don't know if you're getting that shit right now, bro. Hold on. I'm gonna buy two of these."}, {"start": 14138.84, "end": 14144.84, "text": " How much time do you have, you fuck? All right, you got time?"}, {"start": 14144.84, "end": 14154.84, "text": " I don't have a wrench! Dude, you're a little motherfucker, aren't you, dude? You're a piece of shit, aren't you, huh?"}, {"start": 14154.84, "end": 14155.84, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 14159.44, "end": 14161.84, "text": " Take this so I can get money for a rent."}, {"start": 14184.84, "end": 14186.84, "text": " You're not the waitist I can do it. You're not the wait."}, {"start": 14192.34, "end": 14194.34, "text": " See that? Ask her. Fold one."}, {"start": 14205.34, "end": 14207.34, "text": " I'm lost? Where am I?"}, {"start": 14209.34, "end": 14211.34, "text": " That's me way out of here. That's what I'm saying!"}, {"start": 14211.34, "end": 14215.34, "text": " What is this place? Is it a store?"}, {"start": 14215.34, "end": 14221.34, "text": " Can I have some candy?"}, {"start": 14221.34, "end": 14225.34, "text": " Alicia paid."}, {"start": 14225.34, "end": 14229.34, "text": " What's the quota?"}, {"start": 14229.34, "end": 14233.34, "text": " 64.99. Two chips."}, {"start": 14233.34, "end": 14237.34, "text": " Quick tip."}, {"start": 14237.34, "end": 14242.94, "text": " He'll appear as other customers pay attention to how he talks pick him right up by pressing the red button"}, {"start": 14243.94, "end": 14247.1, "text": " I'm burning get me a couple of cold red ones"}, {"start": 14251.18, "end": 14253.3, "text": " Six fucking dollars I"}, {"start": 14256.22, "end": 14258.380000000001, "text": " Need to get a six pack so I don't have money"}, {"start": 14258.380000000001, "end": 14272.2, "text": " Oh god today dude this game is gonna oh shit this day is gonna be so difficult this day"}, {"start": 14272.2, "end": 14276.2, "text": " Today's gonna be so difficult dude, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 14282.2, "end": 14285.2, "text": " Chef walked! Chef walked!"}, {"start": 14290.2, "end": 14291.2, "text": " Not necessarily."}, {"start": 14295.2, "end": 14296.2, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 14302.2, "end": 14314.140000000001, "text": " Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 14314.140000000001, "end": 14319.140000000001, "text": " Last time?"}, {"start": 14349.14, "end": 14352.14, "text": " Okay, here's some chips."}, {"start": 14359.14, "end": 14362.14, "text": " Oh fuck, oh fuck."}, {"start": 14363.14, "end": 14366.14, "text": " Wait, can you tell my little bitch?"}, {"start": 14379.14, "end": 14396.14, "text": " This isn't good. This is not good, bro. This is not good!"}, {"start": 14396.14, "end": 14424.859999999999, "text": " I just stock these bro save some for the other customers you bitch"}, {"start": 14454.86, "end": 14461.220000000001, "text": " I would, but this guy is such a scum-ass piece of shit, he's gonna ask some dumbass question, like, what color is the ground?"}, {"start": 14462.0, "end": 14464.800000000001, "text": " No, no, no, no, no..."}, {"start": 14484.86, "end": 14500.460000000001, "text": " okay okay all right all right all right"}, {"start": 14505.26, "end": 14508.460000000001, "text": " what happened"}, {"start": 14514.86, "end": 14515.86, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 14535.86, "end": 14536.86, "text": " That's the way."}, {"start": 14544.86, "end": 14546.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14561.1, "end": 14563.42, "text": " Buddy i'm not doing your fucking bullshit"}, {"start": 14567.1, "end": 14572.140000000001, "text": " Oh, oh you're a customer now there you go man"}, {"start": 14604.86, "end": 14606.86, "text": " by the way"}, {"start": 14618.42, "end": 14620.42, "text": " Are you kidding me"}, {"start": 14634.86, "end": 14636.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14644.18, "end": 14646.18, "text": " Wounded for the rest of the time"}, {"start": 14653.86, "end": 14655.86, "text": " No, you're fake"}, {"start": 14659.900000000001, "end": 14662.74, "text": " 16 bucks got jack shit"}, {"start": 14664.86, "end": 14689.86, "text": " 20 bucks! I have to get a lawn everything dude. Someone's gonna ask for too much cereal."}, {"start": 14689.86, "end": 14694.86, "text": " Okay. I have like just enough stuff."}, {"start": 14697.86, "end": 14700.86, "text": " Two candies and a soda."}, {"start": 14700.86, "end": 14704.86, "text": " Nooooooooo. Can you wait?"}, {"start": 14710.86, "end": 14712.86, "text": " Expedited."}, {"start": 14712.86, "end": 14714.86, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14714.86, "end": 14716.86, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 14774.86, "end": 14776.86, "text": " What do we do here, boys?"}, {"start": 14794.86, "end": 14796.86, "text": " What do we do here?"}, {"start": 14797.86, "end": 14803.86, "text": " I'm not playing Jump King too, okay? The game is designed to make you hate everything. I'm all set there."}, {"start": 14804.86, "end": 14806.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14829.58, "end": 14831.58, "text": " Where I'm so close"}, {"start": 14834.86, "end": 14836.86, "text": " Let me see one more time"}, {"start": 14838.24, "end": 14840.32, "text": " If this guy asks for a wrench"}, {"start": 14843.92, "end": 14849.28, "text": " I'm gonna give him a copy take the coffee tank the hit make some money and"}, {"start": 14853.2, "end": 14855.2, "text": " Go from there"}, {"start": 14856.52, "end": 14858.52, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 14858.52, "end": 14862.52, "text": " Mr. Crack! Mr. Head!"}, {"start": 14862.52, "end": 14866.52, "text": " First name Crack, last name Head."}, {"start": 14866.52, "end": 14870.52, "text": " Mr. Crack!"}, {"start": 14870.52, "end": 14874.52, "text": " Mr. Crack!"}, {"start": 14874.52, "end": 14878.52, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 14878.52, "end": 14880.52, "text": " To the left."}, {"start": 14888.52, "end": 14890.52, "text": " Mr. Cracker!"}, {"start": 14895.52, "end": 14897.52, "text": " Wait, do I have toilet paper?"}, {"start": 14899.52, "end": 14901.52, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 14908.52, "end": 14932.32, "text": " Well, can the rock and roll guys show up so I can make a little money to buy everything?"}, {"start": 14932.32, "end": 14934.76, "text": " Smoke's a white roll and some potatoes."}, {"start": 14934.76, "end": 14937.76, "text": " Wait, I think I'm dead here."}, {"start": 14937.76, "end": 14941.76, "text": " I might be dead here."}, {"start": 14941.76, "end": 14944.76, "text": " Bro, this run is fucked, man."}, {"start": 14944.76, "end": 14946.76, "text": " This run is fucked."}, {"start": 14964.76, "end": 14971.76, "text": " It's not fucked. It's not fucked."}, {"start": 14984.28, "end": 14987.66, "text": " Yeah, tomorrow 007."}, {"start": 14987.66, "end": 14994.66, "text": " Hatterborn versus Wolthard? Who you got? Who's that?"}, {"start": 14994.76, "end": 15011.800000000001, "text": " I need 10 bucks before the windows break."}, {"start": 15011.800000000001, "end": 15014.880000000001, "text": " Come on $6 bro, $6."}, {"start": 15014.880000000001, "end": 15024.72, "text": " Don't break the window you piece of shit."}, {"start": 15024.720000000001, "end": 15027.04, "text": " Stalling that five. Oh, dear"}, {"start": 15044.560000000001, "end": 15046.840000000002, "text": " All right, here's the doppelganger. Oh my god"}, {"start": 15052.04, "end": 15054.04, "text": " I don't know if I have stuff for him"}, {"start": 15054.720000000001, "end": 15067.52, "text": " hold reds okay dude this game right now this fucking game is setting me up for"}, {"start": 15067.52, "end": 15070.160000000002, "text": " failure"}, {"start": 15084.720000000001, "end": 15090.720000000001, "text": " GG, GG, back down."}, {"start": 15090.720000000001, "end": 15093.720000000001, "text": " I failed."}, {"start": 15093.720000000001, "end": 15097.720000000001, "text": " I should have got the six pack."}, {"start": 15097.720000000001, "end": 15102.720000000001, "text": " Now the guy's gonna ask for a cigarette and break the screen."}, {"start": 15102.720000000001, "end": 15106.720000000001, "text": " I'll take it, I'll take it."}, {"start": 15106.720000000001, "end": 15135.720000000001, "text": " Okay, the name of an in-game variable to find the most time clients are willing to see patients."}, {"start": 15135.720000000001, "end": 15142.480000000001, "text": " Next question how many questions are there how much time does the fridge take to cool a can of corpse cola 15 seconds"}, {"start": 15149.720000000001, "end": 15155.640000000001, "text": " What oh my god"}, {"start": 15159.000000000002, "end": 15161.000000000002, "text": " This game so easy"}, {"start": 15165.720000000001, "end": 15179.880000000001, "text": " I was making it so difficult we're eating good bro we're eating fucking good holy shit"}, {"start": 15179.880000000001, "end": 15186.880000000001, "text": " So that candy bar, coming up, coming up!"}, {"start": 15186.880000000001, "end": 15190.880000000001, "text": " Shut up candy bar!"}, {"start": 15190.880000000001, "end": 15195.880000000001, "text": " Shut up candy bar!"}, {"start": 15195.880000000001, "end": 15200.880000000001, "text": " Surplus, profit."}, {"start": 15200.880000000001, "end": 15204.880000000001, "text": " Thank you bro."}, {"start": 15204.880000000001, "end": 15207.480000000001, "text": " When this guy shows up I can sort my inventory"}, {"start": 15210.36, "end": 15213.500000000002, "text": " Gotta use the time to my advantage now"}, {"start": 15222.800000000001, "end": 15224.800000000001, "text": " Doppelganger fuck"}, {"start": 15230.920000000002, "end": 15232.920000000002, "text": " Hey boys, I'm out"}, {"start": 15234.880000000001, "end": 15236.880000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15248.84, "end": 15250.84, "text": " Wrench gone"}, {"start": 15264.880000000001, "end": 15289.880000000001, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 15289.880000000001, "end": 15292.880000000001, "text": " Oh, you rock."}, {"start": 15292.880000000001, "end": 15310.580000000002, "text": " Don't got it. Don't got it. Oh, I can give you two sweet bars. But you're still gonna"}, {"start": 15310.58, "end": 15316.94, "text": " gonna hit my shit like an asshole fuck you too bro"}, {"start": 15327.46, "end": 15331.18, "text": " what's up what are you gonna break"}, {"start": 15331.18, "end": 15333.18, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15336.220000000001, "end": 15338.220000000001, "text": " That's all I was using that"}, {"start": 15346.02, "end": 15349.9, "text": " Right oh shit, I think it was real"}, {"start": 15352.02, "end": 15357.24, "text": " That's incredible that's incredible right there loving this right now loving this right now"}, {"start": 15357.24, "end": 15361.44, "text": " Now, I'm completely loving this. Yup, yup, Gigi."}, {"start": 15363.74, "end": 15366.24, "text": " Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, okay."}, {"start": 15369.24, "end": 15371.24, "text": " Ah, fuck."}, {"start": 15371.24, "end": 15392.52, "text": " I needed the trivia."}, {"start": 15392.52, "end": 15397.52, "text": " That was literally the run."}, {"start": 15397.52, "end": 15399.52, "text": " That was actually the run."}, {"start": 15407.0, "end": 15409.0, "text": " Was that the trivia guy? It's GG."}, {"start": 15411.66, "end": 15413.98, "text": " Like that was, that was what I needed."}, {"start": 15423.32, "end": 15424.32, "text": " It's already GG."}, {"start": 15427.52, "end": 15452.84, "text": " It's almost like I need an RNG and hope that guy shows up to do the trivia."}, {"start": 15452.84, "end": 15455.84, "text": " I'm gonna ask for four, you crackhead fuck, I swear to God."}, {"start": 15457.34, "end": 15458.34, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 15482.84, "end": 15492.84, "text": " I don't have anything for you."}, {"start": 15492.84, "end": 15503.84, "text": " Bro, trivia guy, please tell me you're here."}, {"start": 15503.84, "end": 15521.880000000001, "text": " No, dude, I don't have anything for you."}, {"start": 15521.880000000001, "end": 15523.880000000001, "text": " The funny thing is, of course..."}, {"start": 15533.52, "end": 15534.52, "text": " I have no money."}, {"start": 15537.160000000002, "end": 15537.880000000001, "text": " God damn it."}, {"start": 15538.12, "end": 15538.920000000002, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 15539.12, "end": 15540.12, "text": " What the hap- Oh!"}, {"start": 15540.68, "end": 15541.320000000002, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 15541.320000000002, "end": 15542.68, "text": " Now I'm gonna fuck up the trivia."}, {"start": 15544.6, "end": 15545.640000000001, "text": " Alright, don't mess up-"}, {"start": 15545.640000000001, "end": 15546.920000000002, "text": " Don't mess up the trivia!"}, {"start": 15546.92, "end": 15548.92, "text": " Five."}, {"start": 15576.92, "end": 15578.92, "text": " 3?"}, {"start": 15578.92, "end": 15583.92, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 15583.92, "end": 15592.92, "text": " Dude, it was- oh my fucking god, dude."}, {"start": 15592.92, "end": 15605.92, "text": " Bro, it was sausage, it was fucking-"}, {"start": 15605.92, "end": 15610.56, "text": " It was fucking one two three four"}, {"start": 15612.44, "end": 15616.54, "text": " Five six seven eight"}, {"start": 15623.44, "end": 15629.4, "text": " I should just restart oh fuck I can deny here a couple of times before she gets really pissed"}, {"start": 15629.4, "end": 15634.58, "text": " I should just restart. I think this is over. This is a waste of time. I'm gonna start over. It's"}, {"start": 15635.92, "end": 15650.52, "text": " Now I know I can deny her a couple of times before she gets really pissed."}, {"start": 15650.52, "end": 15655.14, "text": " That actually changes a lot."}, {"start": 15655.14, "end": 15662.14, "text": " like you have to deny some for the sake of resources. That was a good start."}, {"start": 15672.58, "end": 15677.779999999999, "text": " Or so does your fucking asshole, dude. You think I got that shit right now? You think"}, {"start": 15677.779999999999, "end": 15684.779999999999, "text": " I have that, you fuck? Fuck out of here. Fuck out of here, you crack bitch."}, {"start": 15685.14, "end": 15687.14, "text": " ahhh"}, {"start": 15702.099999999999, "end": 15704.099999999999, "text": " Well, the paper bro"}, {"start": 15715.14, "end": 15731.66, "text": " I'm gonna die like I could this seems like a wait dude I'm fucked I am fucked"}, {"start": 15731.66, "end": 15744.78, "text": " whatever let's see let's see hold up"}, {"start": 15761.66, "end": 15764.82, "text": " A box of that tiger."}, {"start": 15764.82, "end": 15773.02, "text": " Okay, 82 cents, now we just have to survive."}, {"start": 15773.02, "end": 15777.539999999999, "text": " Oh, I have no soda for this guy."}, {"start": 15777.539999999999, "end": 15780.34, "text": " Double the fizz, and I'll cash it bro."}, {"start": 15780.34, "end": 15783.42, "text": " I know, I know, I know."}, {"start": 15783.42, "end": 15785.42, "text": " Let's see how this works."}, {"start": 15785.42, "end": 15789.539999999999, "text": " Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go."}, {"start": 15789.54, "end": 15803.62, "text": " all right come on come on eight eight eight"}, {"start": 15803.62, "end": 15828.62, "text": " Oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god, man."}, {"start": 15858.62, "end": 15873.02, "text": " what the hell is that a way to escape it's already gg I think it's already gg"}, {"start": 15873.02, "end": 15884.54, "text": " here yeah but I don't want to escape that way that might be like a way to get"}, {"start": 15884.54, "end": 15892.160000000002, "text": " out but that's like not the that's like one ending that's kind of like a that's"}, {"start": 15892.160000000002, "end": 15898.02, "text": " not a true ending though escaping through there's not a true ending it's an"}, {"start": 15898.02, "end": 15900.54, "text": " ending"}, {"start": 15900.54, "end": 15906.94, "text": " Now fuck that shit."}, {"start": 15906.94, "end": 15912.18, "text": " It's a secret room?"}, {"start": 15912.18, "end": 15914.78, "text": " Not for bro."}, {"start": 15914.78, "end": 15925.78, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 15925.78, "end": 15932.78, "text": " Alright chill chill chill chill."}, {"start": 15932.78, "end": 15937.78, "text": " Chit chat chill."}, {"start": 15937.78, "end": 15941.78, "text": " Chit chat chill."}, {"start": 15941.78, "end": 15944.78, "text": " Chit chat chill."}, {"start": 15944.78, "end": 15947.78, "text": " Come on bro."}, {"start": 15947.78, "end": 15949.78, "text": " Chit chat chill."}, {"start": 15949.78, "end": 15952.78, "text": " This guy's gonna ask for cigarettes."}, {"start": 15952.78, "end": 15957.1, "text": " Oh, and maybe not."}, {"start": 15957.1, "end": 15962.980000000001, "text": " The micro fucking feeding to the repair is actually torturous."}, {"start": 15962.980000000001, "end": 15968.1, "text": " All right, save."}, {"start": 15968.1, "end": 15982.74, "text": " All right, trivia guy, where you at, bro?"}, {"start": 15982.74, "end": 15986.74, "text": " Trivia guy! Oh my god! What up dude? I'm poor, help!"}, {"start": 16007.24, "end": 16010.74, "text": " Thank you my brother! You're a brother my brother!"}, {"start": 16012.74, "end": 16017.74, "text": " All right, don't fuck this up. Do not fuck this up, please."}, {"start": 16017.74, "end": 16021.74, "text": " I'm just gonna go right, right, right, right."}, {"start": 16035.74, "end": 16037.74, "text": " I want to say five. Holy shit."}, {"start": 16037.74, "end": 16038.74, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 16038.74, "end": 16039.74, "text": " Tools?"}, {"start": 16039.74, "end": 16046.74, "text": " Okay, one pack, two pack, tools, and there's a fourth."}, {"start": 16046.74, "end": 16051.14, "text": " Dude, I swear there's four."}, {"start": 16051.14, "end": 16057.74, "text": " It's singles, packs, tools, I swear I'd never click on the fourth one."}, {"start": 16057.74, "end": 16061.74, "text": " Organs for the guy."}, {"start": 16061.74, "end": 16062.74, "text": " What's the fifth?"}, {"start": 16062.74, "end": 16072.74, "text": " I already counted tools."}, {"start": 16072.74, "end": 16082.74, "text": " Extras."}, {"start": 16082.74, "end": 16086.74, "text": " Extras."}, {"start": 16086.74, "end": 16098.74, "text": " How many of you guys are there counting the big one on the electrical panel?"}, {"start": 16098.74, "end": 16100.74, "text": " Seven?"}, {"start": 16100.74, "end": 16108.74, "text": " Or six?"}, {"start": 16108.74, "end": 16112.539999999999, "text": " chat I should have put seven down"}, {"start": 16112.539999999999, "end": 16116.26, "text": " God fucking damn it God fucking damn I"}, {"start": 16116.26, "end": 16120.3, "text": " I blame you guys no no no"}, {"start": 16120.3, "end": 16127.18, "text": " mm-hmm this is the big one"}, {"start": 16127.18, "end": 16131.18, "text": " there's fucking seven"}, {"start": 16131.18, "end": 16138.18, "text": " I think"}, {"start": 16138.18, "end": 16145.18, "text": " literally God said"}, {"start": 16145.18, "end": 16152.18, "text": " I think"}, {"start": 16152.18, "end": 16173.9, "text": " one"}, {"start": 16173.9, "end": 16191.9, "text": " coke buddy don't ask for what I think you're gonna ask bruh please please"}, {"start": 16203.9, "end": 16205.96, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16233.9, "end": 16235.96, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16263.9, "end": 16265.96, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16293.9, "end": 16295.96, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16323.9, "end": 16325.96, "text": " you"}, {"start": 16353.9, "end": 16383.18, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 16383.18, "end": 16385.18, "text": " I don't remember denying her."}, {"start": 16385.18, "end": 16387.18, "text": " Did I do that this time?"}, {"start": 16391.78, "end": 16395.18, "text": " Don't do it, bro. Don't do it. I have no tools, please."}, {"start": 16398.18, "end": 16401.18, "text": " Oh, usually he breaks my shit."}, {"start": 16401.18, "end": 16403.18, "text": " No cigarettes, bro."}, {"start": 16403.18, "end": 16405.18, "text": " Oh, you motherfucker!"}, {"start": 16413.18, "end": 16415.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16443.18, "end": 16447.18, "text": " Hey, what up, man?"}, {"start": 16447.18, "end": 16449.18, "text": " You look like a bean."}, {"start": 16453.18, "end": 16454.18, "text": " $40."}, {"start": 16455.18, "end": 16456.18, "text": " $40."}, {"start": 16463.18, "end": 16466.18, "text": " A bitter drink and smoky cylinders."}, {"start": 16466.18, "end": 16474.02, "text": " I could buy cigarettes, but I'm gonna keep neglecting the cigarettes I"}, {"start": 16476.420000000002, "end": 16478.420000000002, "text": " Think"}, {"start": 16481.420000000002, "end": 16483.420000000002, "text": " Like it's a strat bro"}, {"start": 16496.18, "end": 16510.34, "text": " Dude, fuck you, buddy."}, {"start": 16510.34, "end": 16520.7, "text": " I mean, it is four minutes, so... yeah."}, {"start": 16520.7, "end": 16524.62, "text": " Cereal and beans, weird combo, actually a disgusting combo."}, {"start": 16526.86, "end": 16530.760000000002, "text": " Tuna, cereal and human?"}, {"start": 16540.22, "end": 16542.36, "text": " Damn, that's so expensive!"}, {"start": 16550.7, "end": 16553.04, "text": " Are you kidding?"}, {"start": 16553.04, "end": 16555.54, "text": " I literally clicked you and you said nothing."}, {"start": 16580.7, "end": 16605.7, "text": " I think I'm going to fail boys."}, {"start": 16635.7, "end": 16665.7, "text": " ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff"}, {"start": 16665.7, "end": 16690.98, "text": " I have I have no hot wait oh my god oh my god it's over dude I oh my god oh my god"}, {"start": 16690.98, "end": 16693.54, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 16698.04, "end": 16699.84, "text": " Dude, I don't know, bro. I don't know."}, {"start": 16699.84, "end": 16702.739999999998, "text": " I didn't see him. It blended into the fucking ground."}, {"start": 16708.18, "end": 16710.28, "text": " One minute. I can't buy anything."}, {"start": 16711.44, "end": 16712.92, "text": " And the problem is one hit."}, {"start": 16712.92, "end": 16714.82, "text": " If somebody asks for cigarettes, I'm dead."}, {"start": 16720.98, "end": 16743.98, "text": " It's over. It's over. It's actually over."}, {"start": 16743.98, "end": 16745.98, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 16769.98, "end": 16771.98, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 16773.98, "end": 16778.98, "text": " Come on dude."}, {"start": 16783.98, "end": 16787.98, "text": " Maybe there's like five bucks in here."}, {"start": 16787.98, "end": 16791.98, "text": " You need a key."}, {"start": 16791.98, "end": 16796.98, "text": " No random water cash."}, {"start": 16803.98, "end": 16810.98, "text": " the hot dog would have saved it"}, {"start": 16833.98, "end": 16835.98, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 16843.2, "end": 16845.56, "text": " Dude what if there was $5"}, {"start": 16845.56, "end": 16874.56, "text": " There's like a random clip of fucking five bucks."}, {"start": 16874.56, "end": 16877.56, "text": " Oh, I guess I'll just restart the day."}, {"start": 16885.56, "end": 16888.56, "text": " It's over!"}, {"start": 16899.56, "end": 16901.56, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 16901.56, "end": 16911.56, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 16911.56, "end": 16913.56, "text": " and take the hit on money"}, {"start": 16926.56, "end": 16927.56, "text": " close"}, {"start": 16941.56, "end": 16964.440000000002, "text": " The question is, with this build, if I buy that early, will I be able to repair this?"}, {"start": 16964.44, "end": 16966.44, "text": " I can tank in one hit."}, {"start": 16979.98, "end": 16980.98, "text": " One hit."}, {"start": 16994.44, "end": 17007.96, "text": " One hit."}, {"start": 17007.96, "end": 17013.079999999998, "text": " Buy the cigarettes, bro."}, {"start": 17013.08, "end": 17020.08, "text": " All right, now I gotta tank some shit."}, {"start": 17043.08, "end": 17045.08, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17045.08, "end": 17047.08, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17070.760000000002, "end": 17072.760000000002, "text": " Please please please"}, {"start": 17075.08, "end": 17076.08, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 17081.58, "end": 17082.58, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 17105.08, "end": 17132.08, "text": " Plain, ketchup, mustard, mayo, ketchup, mayo, ketchup, mustard, it's seven, it's seven."}, {"start": 17132.08, "end": 17153.440000000002, "text": " I'm missing one it's seven or eight plain ketchup mustard sausage mayo ketchup mustard"}, {"start": 17153.44, "end": 17156.44, "text": " ketchup mayo, mayo mustard."}, {"start": 17160.92, "end": 17162.0, "text": " What did I miss?"}, {"start": 17166.879999999997, "end": 17168.5, "text": " All sauces?"}, {"start": 17168.5, "end": 17169.899999999998, "text": " Eight all sauces."}, {"start": 17169.899999999998, "end": 17171.879999999997, "text": " Okay, take a week."}, {"start": 17171.879999999997, "end": 17173.219999999998, "text": " Okay, take a week."}, {"start": 17173.219999999998, "end": 17174.539999999997, "text": " Okay, take a week."}, {"start": 17174.539999999997, "end": 17175.379999999997, "text": " Okay, take a week."}, {"start": 17175.379999999997, "end": 17176.219999999998, "text": " Okay, take a week."}, {"start": 17176.219999999998, "end": 17177.039999999997, "text": " Okay, take a week."}, {"start": 17177.039999999997, "end": 17178.52, "text": " Of course, all sauces."}, {"start": 17180.699999999997, "end": 17182.68, "text": " All right, there it is, there it is."}, {"start": 17182.68, "end": 17184.68, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 17191.0, "end": 17193.0, "text": " I bought the SIGS 2."}, {"start": 17196.12, "end": 17198.6, "text": " I bought the SIGS 2 for the investment."}, {"start": 17199.88, "end": 17201.88, "text": " How about it all?"}, {"start": 17204.12, "end": 17206.12, "text": " This is the run."}, {"start": 17206.12, "end": 17219.8, "text": " Oh, fuck, I don't know if this person is lying."}, {"start": 17219.8, "end": 17225.8, "text": " Oh, thank god."}, {"start": 17255.8, "end": 17285.68, "text": " I'm not buying a ranch."}, {"start": 17285.68, "end": 17287.68, "text": " I need to buy one."}, {"start": 17291.260000000002, "end": 17293.260000000002, "text": " Serial beans?"}, {"start": 17315.68, "end": 17317.48, "text": " Good copies."}, {"start": 17317.48, "end": 17319.56, "text": " So empty?"}, {"start": 17319.56, "end": 17322.06, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 17322.06, "end": 17334.2, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 17334.2, "end": 17350.2, "text": " Fuck this game. Fuck this game. Fuck this shit. Fucking worst hitbox I've ever seen."}, {"start": 17364.2, "end": 17383.600000000002, "text": " I missed you bro. I missed you math. I missed you bruh. It's right by here. It's fucking"}, {"start": 17383.6, "end": 17384.1, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 17387.1, "end": 17388.6, "text": " Yeah, do I repair?"}, {"start": 17390.6, "end": 17393.1, "text": " I could repair, but I might not have money."}, {"start": 17394.1, "end": 17397.1, "text": " I might, I might have no money if I fuck up."}, {"start": 17413.6, "end": 17434.6, "text": " I'm close. I'm close. I should restock. I have hot dogs."}, {"start": 17434.6, "end": 17441.6, "text": " Tuna and soda."}, {"start": 17441.6, "end": 17446.6, "text": " I have three minutes."}, {"start": 17446.6, "end": 17448.6, "text": " I need cereal."}, {"start": 17448.6, "end": 17454.6, "text": " I need tuna."}, {"start": 17454.6, "end": 17470.399999999998, "text": " Okay, hot dogs, please."}, {"start": 17470.399999999998, "end": 17472.879999999997, "text": " One with each sauce."}, {"start": 17472.88, "end": 17474.88, "text": " Mustard."}, {"start": 17474.88, "end": 17476.88, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 17489.88, "end": 17491.88, "text": " Maybe I should buy buns."}, {"start": 17496.88, "end": 17499.88, "text": " There's so many potential things I need to buy."}, {"start": 17499.88, "end": 17501.88, "text": " I do have excess."}, {"start": 17502.88, "end": 17530.760000000002, "text": " I could buy a couple of one-off items."}, {"start": 17530.760000000002, "end": 17532.760000000002, "text": " ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"}, {"start": 17539.760000000002, "end": 17541.760000000002, "text": " Did I do two beans?"}, {"start": 17542.760000000002, "end": 17545.760000000002, "text": " No way. I did two tuna."}, {"start": 17547.760000000002, "end": 17549.760000000002, "text": " No way. It said..."}, {"start": 17550.760000000002, "end": 17554.760000000002, "text": " Bro, I swear I picked up tuna. I read the also tuna."}, {"start": 17555.760000000002, "end": 17558.760000000002, "text": " No fucking way."}, {"start": 17560.760000000002, "end": 17562.760000000002, "text": " AHHHHH I DI-AHHHHH"}, {"start": 17568.760000000002, "end": 17575.260000000002, "text": " No way, dude. I swear I pressed the tuna. I read tuna. I swear I pressed the tuna, bro. Clip that shit."}, {"start": 17578.760000000002, "end": 17585.760000000002, "text": " No way. No way. No way."}, {"start": 17590.760000000002, "end": 17597.760000000002, "text": " Why did I do beans?"}, {"start": 17597.760000000002, "end": 17604.760000000002, "text": " Why did I do this?"}, {"start": 17604.760000000002, "end": 17617.760000000002, "text": " Oh my f***ing god, this is harder than Elven Ring."}, {"start": 17617.760000000002, "end": 17623.760000000002, "text": " Beans? Why did I do that?"}, {"start": 17623.760000000002, "end": 17629.760000000002, "text": " Why did I do that? Why did I do that?"}, {"start": 17629.760000000002, "end": 17639.760000000002, "text": " I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't do this anymore."}, {"start": 17639.760000000002, "end": 17646.760000000002, "text": " I don't know"}, {"start": 17699.760000000002, "end": 17701.760000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17712.460000000003, "end": 17714.38, "text": " Know"}, {"start": 17719.08, "end": 17721.08, "text": " No"}, {"start": 17729.760000000002, "end": 17757.760000000002, "text": " Whatever. I can still survive this. If someone buys cigarettes, maybe."}, {"start": 17757.760000000002, "end": 17762.760000000002, "text": " candies or fucking candies"}, {"start": 17787.760000000002, "end": 17810.840000000004, "text": " I need four dollars for a wrench."}, {"start": 17810.84, "end": 17817.84, "text": " $2 for the wrench."}, {"start": 17840.84, "end": 17847.84, "text": " Two orders of smokes."}, {"start": 17870.84, "end": 17890.84, "text": " I get a repair."}, {"start": 17890.84, "end": 17907.02, "text": " I'm moved I'm surprised he didn't kill me right there alright next order of"}, {"start": 17907.02, "end": 17914.420000000002, "text": " business is I'm fucked we're not are not please"}, {"start": 17937.02, "end": 17959.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17959.02, "end": 17981.02, "text": " three dogs, one with each sauce"}, {"start": 17981.02, "end": 18010.02, "text": " I'm denying all cigarettes."}, {"start": 18010.02, "end": 18017.02, "text": " Double the fizz."}, {"start": 18040.02, "end": 18046.260000000002, "text": " I have two cereal."}, {"start": 18046.260000000002, "end": 18062.94, "text": " Is there one?"}, {"start": 18062.94, "end": 18069.94, "text": " Copy plus human."}, {"start": 18069.94, "end": 18078.94, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 18078.94, "end": 18091.94, "text": " Copy and cigarettes."}, {"start": 18091.94, "end": 18095.94, "text": " Do I actually have cigarettes anywhere?"}, {"start": 18095.94, "end": 18099.94, "text": " I don't see any."}, {"start": 18099.94, "end": 18103.94, "text": " You do."}, {"start": 18103.94, "end": 18107.94, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 18121.94, "end": 18151.699999999997, "text": " I could get more buns I'm almost up the quota I have"}, {"start": 18151.7, "end": 18167.18, "text": " four minutes I don't know yet I don't know"}, {"start": 18181.7, "end": 18211.420000000002, "text": " and before that was a waste three minutes I mean hopefully I can sell them I'm not buying"}, {"start": 18211.420000000002, "end": 18221.02, "text": " a six-pack bro if she needs hotdog buns I swear to God wow no I don't believe you"}, {"start": 18221.02, "end": 18224.02, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 18227.86, "end": 18239.280000000002, "text": " ships and human okay I'm worried right now I'm worried I have to like micro buy"}, {"start": 18239.28, "end": 18247.64, "text": " shit and I don't know what to microbiome soda and some toilet paper"}, {"start": 18251.559999999998, "end": 18263.36, "text": " so we'll buy the six full energy can and energy brew hold energy can"}, {"start": 18269.28, "end": 18278.079999999998, "text": " If I run out of coffee, that would suck."}, {"start": 18278.079999999998, "end": 18280.12, "text": " It's so expensive."}, {"start": 18280.12, "end": 18284.559999999998, "text": " Oh fuck, I'm dwindling two minutes."}, {"start": 18284.559999999998, "end": 18287.239999999998, "text": " I'm dwindling."}, {"start": 18287.239999999998, "end": 18296.12, "text": " I have protein for this guy."}, {"start": 18296.12, "end": 18307.96, "text": " Okay, I made it over and now it's kind of like do I could micro buy a bunch of stuff, but I don't know"}, {"start": 18316.64, "end": 18322.2, "text": " Yeah, maybe I start and I'm gonna try I should waste time now of course this guy's back"}, {"start": 18322.2, "end": 18329.2, "text": " back. And handy... no."}, {"start": 18352.2, "end": 18354.2, "text": " You've been under soda!"}, {"start": 18361.88, "end": 18363.88, "text": " Wow, this is my last human."}, {"start": 18382.2, "end": 18397.2, "text": " Okay, okay, okay!"}, {"start": 18397.2, "end": 18401.8, "text": " Maybe this is the last guy who will buy some cigarettes."}, {"start": 18401.8, "end": 18410.8, "text": " Of course it's you."}, {"start": 18410.8, "end": 18418.8, "text": " fuck out of here"}, {"start": 18418.8, "end": 18423.8, "text": " all right"}, {"start": 18423.8, "end": 18427.8, "text": " oh what does it have to do with runtime"}, {"start": 18427.8, "end": 18431.8, "text": " I don't want to live in this world please"}, {"start": 18431.8, "end": 18433.8, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18434.44, "end": 18436.84, "text": " 50 today you better make some extra money to Mars"}, {"start": 18436.84, "end": 18442.84, "text": " I'm looking at your final work day and the day after that. It's judgment day prepare yourself a cup of coffee and a pack of cigarettes"}, {"start": 18442.84, "end": 18444.84, "text": " Move it"}, {"start": 18461.8, "end": 18477.559999999998, "text": " I'll cover my skin at least I don't have to repair this today so this is nice and I"}, {"start": 18477.56, "end": 18484.56, "text": " have eleven minutes I need energy drinks fuck"}, {"start": 18507.56, "end": 18515.24, "text": " I don't know what the jester is here today see always here"}, {"start": 18530.920000000002, "end": 18533.440000000002, "text": " How about you buy my cereal and stop yapping"}, {"start": 18537.56, "end": 18551.06, "text": " Okay, I'm trying to get the fuck out of here, dude."}, {"start": 18551.06, "end": 18552.06, "text": " Double the fizz."}, {"start": 18552.06, "end": 18556.06, "text": " I'm gonna miss you, Mel, and I leave you my favorite crackhead in hell."}, {"start": 18556.06, "end": 18558.06, "text": " You're my favorite."}, {"start": 18558.06, "end": 18568.06, "text": " What did he want?"}, {"start": 18568.06, "end": 18582.140000000003, "text": " No, fuck the six bags."}, {"start": 18582.14, "end": 18589.14, "text": " I don't need that many and they never, they rarely actually even get the humans."}, {"start": 18589.14, "end": 18591.14, "text": " It's usually like not..."}, {"start": 18596.14, "end": 18600.14, "text": " Yeah, I need to get back too. We're both humans."}, {"start": 18600.14, "end": 18608.14, "text": " A man with a hat is asking for a contract. I don't have any way to get it. Not much of a talker, I guess."}, {"start": 18608.14, "end": 18611.86, "text": " Okay, I want to roll a toilet paper"}, {"start": 18638.14, "end": 18648.66, "text": " I don't know how long I have $15."}, {"start": 18648.66, "end": 18655.899999999998, "text": " I guess I have been purchasing items."}, {"start": 18655.899999999998, "end": 18658.98, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 18658.98, "end": 18660.54, "text": " OK, the jester is still here."}, {"start": 18660.54, "end": 18661.04, "text": " Asshole."}, {"start": 18668.14, "end": 18680.66, "text": " Okay, tuna, if anything, I have one cigarette."}, {"start": 18680.66, "end": 18681.899999999998, "text": " Do I do it?"}, {"start": 18681.899999999998, "end": 18692.899999999998, "text": " Do I do it?"}, {"start": 18692.9, "end": 18699.9, "text": " Six."}, {"start": 18699.9, "end": 18704.9, "text": " Patience."}, {"start": 18704.9, "end": 18719.9, "text": " Yeah, I know all the answers."}, {"start": 18719.9, "end": 18737.420000000002, "text": " Okay, just for shits, I could now just order some, uh, kind of six pack."}, {"start": 18737.420000000002, "end": 18739.420000000002, "text": " That's so expensive."}, {"start": 18739.420000000002, "end": 18746.300000000003, "text": " I'll spend half."}, {"start": 18746.300000000003, "end": 18747.780000000002, "text": " I don't need coffee right now."}, {"start": 18747.780000000002, "end": 18748.780000000002, "text": " I have five cups."}, {"start": 18748.780000000002, "end": 18749.780000000002, "text": " Three cups."}, {"start": 18749.78, "end": 18755.379999999997, "text": " Yeah, actually, maybe I shouldn't have copied."}, {"start": 18755.379999999997, "end": 18760.5, "text": " Freezing can of human."}, {"start": 18760.5, "end": 18765.98, "text": " You're not the wait a second."}, {"start": 18765.98, "end": 18768.699999999997, "text": " Like 10 seconds."}, {"start": 18768.699999999997, "end": 18776.62, "text": " Should be good enough."}, {"start": 18776.62, "end": 18794.62, "text": " Two cans of soda freezing. Really? No hot dogs today?"}, {"start": 18794.62, "end": 18804.62, "text": " No, I'll be back. Get the fuck away, man. Just a hot dog with all sauces?"}, {"start": 18804.62, "end": 18807.62, "text": " Okay, bro."}, {"start": 18807.62, "end": 18811.62, "text": " I already know who that is."}, {"start": 18811.62, "end": 18815.62, "text": " Everybody relax."}, {"start": 18815.62, "end": 18820.62, "text": " Everybody chill, everybody chill."}, {"start": 18820.62, "end": 18827.62, "text": " Everybody chill, everybody chill."}, {"start": 18827.62, "end": 18828.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 18828.62, "end": 18829.62, "text": " Dude, what?"}, {"start": 18829.62, "end": 18833.899999999998, "text": " He came back twice?"}, {"start": 18833.899999999998, "end": 18850.02, "text": " No way, dude."}, {"start": 18850.02, "end": 18852.94, "text": " That's never happened."}, {"start": 18852.94, "end": 18853.94, "text": " He's lit."}, {"start": 18853.94, "end": 18855.94, "text": " Sometimes it's the jester"}, {"start": 18858.64, "end": 18862.44, "text": " Dude that's never happened all my fucking god"}, {"start": 18973.94, "end": 19002.94, "text": " I have two candy bars, two tuna, I could expedite some."}, {"start": 19002.94, "end": 19004.94, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 19004.94, "end": 19005.94, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 19021.94, "end": 19022.94, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 19022.94, "end": 19052.739999999998, "text": " Oh my god, I almost moved dude."}, {"start": 19052.74, "end": 19054.74, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 19067.04, "end": 19069.04, "text": " Three posters"}, {"start": 19082.74, "end": 19106.5, "text": " I could just get some candy bars and tuna"}, {"start": 19112.74, "end": 19114.74, "text": " Do I do it?"}, {"start": 19139.74, "end": 19141.74, "text": " She usually doesn't smoke."}, {"start": 19142.74, "end": 19145.74, "text": " Motherfucker. Motherfucker."}, {"start": 19172.74, "end": 19200.440000000002, "text": " Okay, now not again."}, {"start": 19200.44, "end": 19207.44, "text": " He's trying so hard to take the cigarettes."}, {"start": 19207.44, "end": 19214.44, "text": " Got a coffee."}, {"start": 19214.44, "end": 19225.44, "text": " Yeah, I could get candy, a bag of coffee beans."}, {"start": 19225.44, "end": 19228.239999999998, "text": " I'm at the point where I won't see you."}, {"start": 19228.239999999998, "end": 19230.239999999998, "text": " I won't see you."}, {"start": 19243.239999999998, "end": 19245.239999999998, "text": " I did my part!"}, {"start": 19245.24, "end": 19247.24, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 19253.68, "end": 19255.68, "text": " Soda and"}, {"start": 19259.280000000002, "end": 19261.280000000002, "text": " Chat what was that"}, {"start": 19262.960000000003, "end": 19264.960000000003, "text": " Soda and"}, {"start": 19267.120000000003, "end": 19270.56, "text": " Just sink with a bun. I don't know if it's with a bond"}, {"start": 19270.56, "end": 19278.280000000002, "text": " Hot dog are you fucking kidding?"}, {"start": 19284.280000000002, "end": 19286.280000000002, "text": " Whatever fuck you bro"}, {"start": 19286.28, "end": 19303.36, "text": " Dude, I don't fucking know man, sometimes they specify the damn buttons."}, {"start": 19303.36, "end": 19309.36, "text": " I guess it was just straight up, dude."}, {"start": 19309.36, "end": 19321.600000000002, "text": " Oh, get to a hundred dollars."}, {"start": 19321.600000000002, "end": 19347.120000000003, "text": " I mean now it's kind of like yeah I could repair this"}, {"start": 19347.12, "end": 19354.12, "text": " this."}, {"start": 19377.12, "end": 19384.12, "text": " I don't know what else to get."}, {"start": 19407.12, "end": 19421.8, "text": " All right, I have a good surplus as long as it doesn't hit me with like a guy shows up and you want some of the six items"}, {"start": 19422.32, "end": 19424.32, "text": " Y'all for all"}, {"start": 19427.36, "end": 19432.7, "text": " Thank you, man. Thank you. I appreciate you"}, {"start": 19437.12, "end": 19444.12, "text": " I appreciate you, brother."}, {"start": 19444.12, "end": 19455.12, "text": " Grain of the land drowned in milk."}, {"start": 19455.12, "end": 19463.12, "text": " Like coffee or cereal?"}, {"start": 19463.12, "end": 19465.12, "text": " Grain."}, {"start": 19465.12, "end": 19469.12, "text": " I don't know, bro. I thought I fucking..."}, {"start": 19469.12, "end": 19472.12, "text": " some other shit."}, {"start": 19481.12, "end": 19485.12, "text": " A hot cup of coffee. Damn, you all want this shit now."}, {"start": 19495.879999999997, "end": 19498.12, "text": " Well, I'll give him the next one"}, {"start": 19500.92, "end": 19502.92, "text": " Rawr out of your face"}, {"start": 19517.12, "end": 19519.12, "text": " This is interesting they all want coffee"}, {"start": 19520.64, "end": 19522.64, "text": " Damn it, man"}, {"start": 19522.64, "end": 19526.64, "text": " Oh, this isn't hot anymore. I actually think you can see it steaming."}, {"start": 19539.64, "end": 19541.64, "text": " I'm gonna stall the next person."}, {"start": 19541.64, "end": 19552.48, "text": " Tuna beans tuna"}, {"start": 19552.48, "end": 19579.8, "text": " All right, now I can stock up for tomorrow"}, {"start": 19582.48, "end": 19586.48, "text": " What do I need? Everything. I could fix the window too."}, {"start": 19588.079999999998, "end": 19592.88, "text": " 70 bucks. Six pack of candy soda chips toilet paper."}, {"start": 19594.399999999998, "end": 19600.399999999998, "text": " I already have two packs of cigarettes. I have cereal. Chad what am I missing?"}, {"start": 19602.32, "end": 19604.239999999998, "text": " I feel like this is basically it."}, {"start": 19604.24, "end": 19613.0, "text": " And tuna. I could do human as well and still have enough money."}, {"start": 19613.0, "end": 19642.0, "text": " Was it $69.99 to end the day?"}, {"start": 19642.0, "end": 19662.0, "text": " I already have two cleaner. I'm gonna stock and then next day I'm gonna be very well equipped."}, {"start": 19672.0, "end": 19701.84, "text": " I have so much horror paper."}, {"start": 19701.84, "end": 19704.16, "text": " Two cereal, enough, I hope so."}, {"start": 19731.84, "end": 19760.46, "text": " All right, we are good seven cups of coffee"}, {"start": 19760.46, "end": 19769.46, "text": " All right, 12 bucks to spare."}, {"start": 19769.46, "end": 19782.46, "text": " That was fast, so that if you have it, it would be wonderful."}, {"start": 19782.46, "end": 19783.46, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 19783.46, "end": 19784.46, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 19784.46, "end": 19786.46, "text": " You fuck!"}, {"start": 19786.46, "end": 19788.46, "text": " You fucked!"}, {"start": 19789.96, "end": 19791.96, "text": " Bad start, bad start."}, {"start": 19795.96, "end": 19797.96, "text": " Take couple copy of that magazine, bud!"}, {"start": 19816.46, "end": 19821.46, "text": " And I don't want to risk, and I don't want to risk, don't want to risk it happening to me again, and you figure it out."}, {"start": 19821.46, "end": 19823.46, "text": " I need something to clean myself."}, {"start": 19825.46, "end": 19826.46, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 19828.46, "end": 19830.46, "text": " I know where this goes."}, {"start": 19832.46, "end": 19834.46, "text": " But I don't know if that's the exit."}, {"start": 19836.46, "end": 19838.46, "text": " I don't want to leave though."}, {"start": 19842.46, "end": 19844.46, "text": " I don't want to leave."}, {"start": 19846.46, "end": 19851.86, "text": " I'd I'd be able to come back today and load up this day to see"}, {"start": 19851.86, "end": 19876.18, "text": " Yeah, I need a hundred bucks"}, {"start": 19876.18, "end": 19878.18, "text": " Hey, my favorite character!"}, {"start": 19878.18, "end": 19880.18, "text": " The paper at Diana's block."}, {"start": 19880.18, "end": 19882.18, "text": " The contract is officially in Vienna."}, {"start": 19882.18, "end": 19884.18, "text": " You might still use it, sir, put it."}, {"start": 19884.18, "end": 19886.18, "text": " I mean, I'll have a fight with you, sir,"}, {"start": 19886.18, "end": 19888.18, "text": " don't put all your money."}, {"start": 19888.18, "end": 19890.18, "text": " I'm gonna need lectures."}, {"start": 19902.18, "end": 19904.18, "text": " Okay, it's me again."}, {"start": 19904.18, "end": 19908.9, "text": " It's me again. I think I'm stuck here for good back home. Wonder how much time they've been waiting for me"}, {"start": 19908.9, "end": 19914.82, "text": " I'm still hoping it's hoping I'll find some way back. I've heard about the contract. I need some really expensive paper"}, {"start": 19916.22, "end": 19918.22, "text": " Have you seen that?"}, {"start": 19918.22, "end": 19920.22, "text": " It's just an expensive piece of paper"}, {"start": 19923.38, "end": 19929.74, "text": " An expensive piece of paper what even happened I have no idea"}, {"start": 19929.74, "end": 19944.58, "text": " an expensive piece of paper should I just give her toilet paper it's okay"}, {"start": 19944.58, "end": 19946.58, "text": " Either way, okay."}, {"start": 19954.300000000003, "end": 19956.54, "text": " Oh my god, 120 bucks."}, {"start": 19965.34, "end": 19968.620000000003, "text": " There's an actual shop item for 120 dollars."}, {"start": 19974.58, "end": 19976.58, "text": " Ah ah ah!"}, {"start": 19992.58, "end": 19994.58, "text": " Not the end of! Not the end of!"}, {"start": 19994.58, "end": 19996.58, "text": " What the fuck are you doing?"}, {"start": 19998.58, "end": 20000.58, "text": " Not the end of! What the fuck are you doing?"}, {"start": 20000.58, "end": 20002.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20030.58, "end": 20037.58, "text": " Oh no, no, no, color red!"}, {"start": 20037.58, "end": 20042.920000000002, "text": " A lot of here."}, {"start": 20042.920000000002, "end": 20043.920000000002, "text": " I got to order a wrench."}, {"start": 20043.920000000002, "end": 20046.780000000002, "text": " Is there anything I need?"}, {"start": 20046.780000000002, "end": 20050.780000000002, "text": " I could get some beans."}, {"start": 20050.78, "end": 20052.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20080.78, "end": 20087.78, "text": " This guy wants four cereal!"}, {"start": 20087.78, "end": 20115.14, "text": " I don't know if that was worth it."}, {"start": 20115.14, "end": 20122.14, "text": " I gotta save the rest of the money."}, {"start": 20122.14, "end": 20129.14, "text": " I've just played one eye this whole time now. God damn it."}, {"start": 20129.14, "end": 20131.14, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 20142.66, "end": 20144.66, "text": " Where have you been"}, {"start": 20159.14, "end": 20166.26, "text": " Thank you man, thank you."}, {"start": 20166.26, "end": 20169.34, "text": " Not again, bro."}, {"start": 20169.34, "end": 20176.26, "text": " Not again, stop."}, {"start": 20176.26, "end": 20178.38, "text": " I have 5 minutes to get $80."}, {"start": 20178.38, "end": 20179.7, "text": " I feel like it's GG."}, {"start": 20209.7, "end": 20230.54, "text": " I can't tell if she's lying or not."}, {"start": 20230.54, "end": 20232.54, "text": " I've never seen her buy toilet paper."}, {"start": 20232.54, "end": 20233.54, "text": " I knew it."}, {"start": 20233.54, "end": 20234.54, "text": " I fucking knew it dude."}, {"start": 20234.54, "end": 20235.54, "text": " She does not wipe her ass."}, {"start": 20235.54, "end": 20261.940000000002, "text": " Oh my god, I bought two wrenches."}, {"start": 20261.940000000002, "end": 20262.940000000002, "text": " Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 20262.94, "end": 20269.94, "text": " chips left"}, {"start": 20275.46, "end": 20282.46, "text": " I have no money"}, {"start": 20282.64, "end": 20289.64, "text": " wow"}, {"start": 20292.94, "end": 20298.94, "text": " No way, no way."}, {"start": 20298.94, "end": 20305.94, "text": " Two coffees."}, {"start": 20305.94, "end": 20316.94, "text": " Are you fucking kidding?"}, {"start": 20316.94, "end": 20341.34, "text": " two minutes for a hundred dollars is the biggest load of shit I've ever seen they're"}, {"start": 20341.34, "end": 20352.5, "text": " buying micro amounts of shit this has to be scripted human and what is that"}, {"start": 20352.5, "end": 20371.22, "text": " do I use the key"}, {"start": 20371.22, "end": 20390.100000000002, "text": " I thought I was gonna get him out of some cereal."}, {"start": 20390.100000000002, "end": 20392.100000000002, "text": " I'm actually getting a lot now."}, {"start": 20414.600000000002, "end": 20416.100000000002, "text": " I could leave."}, {"start": 20420.100000000002, "end": 20433.300000000003, "text": " I guess if there's a minute left and I'm nowhere near it, I will."}, {"start": 20433.300000000003, "end": 20444.260000000002, "text": " Yeah, I should leave."}, {"start": 20444.260000000002, "end": 20446.980000000003, "text": " I can leave after I don't meet my quota?"}, {"start": 20446.980000000003, "end": 20447.980000000003, "text": " True."}, {"start": 20447.98, "end": 20472.899999999998, "text": " what up man thank you for the 10 bucks"}, {"start": 20472.9, "end": 20482.9, "text": " Oh, he was a liar."}, {"start": 20482.9, "end": 20498.9, "text": " Sorry, can it be more helpful?"}, {"start": 20498.9, "end": 20499.620000000003, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20503.780000000002, "end": 20508.260000000002, "text": " Man in the hat is always watching, just hoping not here."}, {"start": 20513.940000000002, "end": 20517.54, "text": " I didn't want to mention it, but you were a real bastard. What?"}, {"start": 20517.780000000002, "end": 20518.66, "text": " I was-"}, {"start": 20523.06, "end": 20526.34, "text": " You owned a store back then, right? What?"}, {"start": 20528.9, "end": 20533.780000000002, "text": " The talker don't worry we'll get plenty of time. Come on pal."}, {"start": 20542.58, "end": 20543.300000000003, "text": " Did he just?"}, {"start": 20545.5, "end": 20546.06, "text": " Did he just?"}, {"start": 20550.140000000003, "end": 20555.100000000002, "text": " Okay. Chat you are here. Holy."}, {"start": 20555.100000000002, "end": 20562.780000000002, "text": " There it is. Game be in."}, {"start": 20562.780000000002, "end": 20566.280000000002, "text": " Sheeey!"}, {"start": 20566.280000000002, "end": 20571.500000000004, "text": " Day 15."}, {"start": 20571.500000000004, "end": 20579.620000000003, "text": " Not the real ending."}, {"start": 20579.62, "end": 20581.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20590.98, "end": 20592.98, "text": " What do you guys think here?"}, {"start": 20592.98, "end": 20618.98, "text": " Bro, hitting $100 is difficult as shit."}, {"start": 20618.98, "end": 20620.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20648.98, "end": 20658.1, "text": " I hit the ending whatever fuck this game. I'm good. Let's play some CS"}, {"start": 20659.38, "end": 20667.38, "text": " tomorrow some motherfucking uh what do you call it actually no let's do some Suica 1v1s fuck"}, {"start": 20667.38, "end": 20669.38, "text": " What kind of straight"}, {"start": 20684.14, "end": 20686.14, "text": " Spoilers"}, {"start": 20686.14, "end": 20693.14, "text": " That's 666 or really?"}, {"start": 20716.14, "end": 20736.059999999998, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 20736.059999999998, "end": 20737.059999999998, "text": " What happens?"}, {"start": 20737.06, "end": 20739.06, "text": " This is it."}, {"start": 20749.7, "end": 20751.7, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 20767.06, "end": 20782.100000000002, "text": " I've seen a good deed recently, bro this guy's just fucking yapping chat GPTS ending"}, {"start": 20782.100000000002, "end": 20789.100000000002, "text": " You found a way out of even this."}, {"start": 20789.100000000002, "end": 20798.100000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20798.100000000002, "end": 20798.940000000002, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 20828.100000000002, "end": 20835.100000000002, "text": " buddy"}, {"start": 20843.260000000002, "end": 20850.260000000002, "text": " buddy"}, {"start": 20858.100000000002, "end": 20860.100000000002, "text": " buddy"}, {"start": 20862.74, "end": 20864.74, "text": " bub bub bub bub buddy"}, {"start": 20867.820000000003, "end": 20872.320000000003, "text": " I believe I just played that shit for five and a half hours the hell is wrong with me"}, {"start": 20875.58, "end": 20879.640000000003, "text": " Go from what literally going from hell to actual hell"}, {"start": 20888.100000000002, "end": 20914.820000000003, "text": " I'm going to load up CS2 and it's going to be against like a fucking three stack versus"}, {"start": 20914.82, "end": 20919.78, "text": " four stack and there's gonna be one guy who's sketchy as fuck la la la the usual"}, {"start": 20920.739999999998, "end": 20925.7, "text": " fuck CS dude CS only two is just annoying as shit now"}, {"start": 20929.86, "end": 20932.66, "text": " i'm just gonna be a dust two or mirage"}, {"start": 20932.66, "end": 20946.18, "text": " All right, who's out there?"}, {"start": 20946.18, "end": 20953.18, "text": " What do we have here?"}, {"start": 20976.18, "end": 20983.18, "text": " Wow, okay."}, {"start": 21006.18, "end": 21012.02, "text": " That would be amazing, but no, oh"}, {"start": 21036.18, "end": 21043.18, "text": " This might work, okay."}, {"start": 21043.18, "end": 21050.18, "text": " This would be a good combo."}, {"start": 21050.18, "end": 21057.18, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 21057.18, "end": 21064.18, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 21087.18, "end": 21089.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21106.14, "end": 21109.18, "text": " Buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy"}, {"start": 21117.18, "end": 21124.18, "text": " No, wait."}, {"start": 21124.18, "end": 21129.18, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 21129.18, "end": 21137.18, "text": " This is still winnable."}, {"start": 21137.18, "end": 21164.18, "text": " This is still winnable."}, {"start": 21164.18, "end": 21166.18, "text": " Scenic route?"}, {"start": 21166.18, "end": 21168.18, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 21175.9, "end": 21177.9, "text": " Yikes"}, {"start": 21177.9, "end": 21179.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21195.260000000002, "end": 21197.260000000002, "text": " Have you seen a ground"}, {"start": 21207.9, "end": 21214.9, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 21214.9, "end": 21219.9, "text": " That's so dumb, man."}, {"start": 21219.9, "end": 21226.9, "text": " Make a fucking lemon, bruh."}, {"start": 21226.9, "end": 21233.9, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 21233.9, "end": 21246.38, "text": " That is a lemon so good. I don't I need that tomato to disappear. This is risky."}, {"start": 21253.260000000002, "end": 21255.02, "text": " Damn that wasn't heavy enough."}, {"start": 21293.9, "end": 21316.300000000003, "text": " I'm gonna win this he knows it's over he knows it's over"}, {"start": 21316.3, "end": 21318.3, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21346.3, "end": 21369.739999999998, "text": " Yeah, he knows it's over he understands what's gonna happen he knows"}, {"start": 21369.74, "end": 21371.74, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 21391.820000000003, "end": 21393.820000000003, "text": " Shit, I think it's over"}, {"start": 21393.82, "end": 21403.82, "text": " Uh-oh, I think if I put this here, I don't know if that apple is gonna fly off."}, {"start": 21423.82, "end": 21437.5, "text": " I tried dropping it for a lemon on the right."}, {"start": 21437.5, "end": 21438.5, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 21438.5, "end": 21439.5, "text": " It's fine."}, {"start": 21439.5, "end": 21441.5, "text": " AHHHHHHHHHH"}, {"start": 21447.84, "end": 21449.84, "text": " Shit"}, {"start": 21451.9, "end": 21453.9, "text": " It's funny"}, {"start": 21465.18, "end": 21468.14, "text": " All right, that was hilarious. Good job. Good job"}, {"start": 21469.5, "end": 21472.5, "text": " Absolute law, hilarious."}, {"start": 21529.5, "end": 21546.46, "text": " Wow you better connect thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you"}, {"start": 21576.46, "end": 21581.46, "text": " Wow, really nice."}, {"start": 21581.46, "end": 21586.46, "text": " Oh, really mother bugger, oh really mother bugger."}, {"start": 21586.46, "end": 21591.46, "text": " You do like this."}, {"start": 21591.46, "end": 21604.82, "text": " Please connect friend"}, {"start": 21621.46, "end": 21628.46, "text": " Dude, no way."}, {"start": 21628.46, "end": 21643.02, "text": " How do you fucking jump, fuck?"}, {"start": 21643.02, "end": 21646.7, "text": " That is the most lodged shit grape."}, {"start": 21646.7, "end": 21653.7, "text": " This guy's a paid actor on the right dude."}, {"start": 21664.7, "end": 21666.7, "text": " Brother, brother."}, {"start": 21667.7, "end": 21669.7, "text": " I am headed to a watermelon."}, {"start": 21670.7, "end": 21672.7, "text": " The land of the melon."}, {"start": 21673.7, "end": 21675.7, "text": " It's a beautiful land."}, {"start": 21676.7, "end": 21678.7, "text": " That looks everywhere."}, {"start": 21706.7, "end": 21708.7, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 21733.18, "end": 21735.18, "text": " Brother I need"}, {"start": 21736.7, "end": 21741.7, "text": " Another I need a I need of this I need of this"}, {"start": 21743.5, "end": 21746.86, "text": " There it is boys there it is the first pineapple"}, {"start": 21748.260000000002, "end": 21750.260000000002, "text": " And at the second"}, {"start": 21751.14, "end": 21753.14, "text": " Building the second already got the lemon"}, {"start": 21757.7, "end": 21759.7, "text": " Oh my"}, {"start": 21759.7, "end": 21768.7, "text": " The only thing they can fuck up is if I'm shoving too much shit on the right."}, {"start": 21768.7, "end": 21774.7, "text": " Uh oh, apple, lemon, Furby."}, {"start": 21774.7, "end": 21775.7, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 21775.7, "end": 21780.7, "text": " That is incredible."}, {"start": 21780.7, "end": 21781.7, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 21781.7, "end": 21788.7, "text": " Wow. I could orange this and then it will connect or boom, boom, boom."}, {"start": 21802.7, "end": 21804.7, "text": " That is unfortunate."}, {"start": 21804.7, "end": 21811.7, "text": " There could be a situation where there's not enough room."}, {"start": 21834.7, "end": 21841.7, "text": " Damn, this is so close."}, {"start": 21841.7, "end": 21843.7, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 21843.7, "end": 21845.7, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 21845.7, "end": 21852.7, "text": " Get the fuck out of here."}, {"start": 21852.7, "end": 21857.7, "text": " Dude, I am staring at it."}, {"start": 21857.7, "end": 21863.7, "text": " I don't know if I put this here if it will kill me and then I just need a Clementine."}, {"start": 21863.7, "end": 21869.7, "text": " Oh, buddy. No, it's gonna launch it."}, {"start": 21869.7, "end": 21871.7, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 21878.7, "end": 21881.7, "text": " Oh! Come on!"}, {"start": 21881.7, "end": 21884.7, "text": " Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you."}, {"start": 21887.7, "end": 21891.7, "text": " Alright, alright, alright, alright. We're good, we're good, we're good."}, {"start": 21891.7, "end": 21896.7, "text": " I get I get I get"}, {"start": 21926.7, "end": 21936.7, "text": " That is incredible."}, {"start": 21936.7, "end": 21944.7, "text": " Wow, Cherry Spam."}, {"start": 21944.7, "end": 21945.7, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 21945.7, "end": 21952.7, "text": " These are the same Pucka-Hangas again."}, {"start": 21952.7, "end": 21953.7, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 21953.7, "end": 21955.7, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 21983.7, "end": 21985.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22013.7, "end": 22020.7, "text": " Oh, that works. Very nice."}, {"start": 22020.7, "end": 22025.7, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 22025.7, "end": 22032.7, "text": " It's a generational run right here."}, {"start": 22032.7, "end": 22039.7, "text": " It's a generational run right here."}, {"start": 22039.7, "end": 22042.7, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 22042.7, "end": 22052.7, "text": " Oh, I was hoping those were going to connect."}, {"start": 22052.7, "end": 22061.7, "text": " Wow, there are so many connections right here."}, {"start": 22061.7, "end": 22069.420000000002, "text": " connections right here force it just connected in the worst possible fucking"}, {"start": 22069.420000000002, "end": 22075.3, "text": " sequence I've ever seen that was incredible how shit it was"}, {"start": 22091.7, "end": 22093.7, "text": " My"}, {"start": 22104.9, "end": 22110.18, "text": " Good luck brother good luck go on youtube read the guides"}, {"start": 22112.18, "end": 22118.66, "text": " You got this you got this study the strat come on come on"}, {"start": 22121.7, "end": 22126.7, "text": " You can do it!"}, {"start": 22126.7, "end": 22131.7, "text": " You can do it!"}, {"start": 22131.7, "end": 22134.7, "text": " It's me, dude. I love you."}, {"start": 22134.7, "end": 22139.7, "text": " Hello, Poco!"}, {"start": 22139.7, "end": 22143.7, "text": " What are you trying to say right now?"}, {"start": 22143.7, "end": 22168.46, "text": " Alright, we're going in ot- we're digging in Audible."}, {"start": 22168.46, "end": 22172.940000000002, "text": " After calling this the worst fucking game ever, we are headed in that direction."}, {"start": 22172.94, "end": 22177.78, "text": " Tomorrow, 007 people, I got time for one game."}, {"start": 22177.78, "end": 22181.26, "text": " The finale, CS, will I uninstall?"}, {"start": 22181.26, "end": 22184.14, "text": " Find out live now."}, {"start": 22186.699999999997, "end": 22189.859999999997, "text": " We're going, quick match, fast match."}, {"start": 22189.859999999997, "end": 22191.78, "text": " If this is a fucking 12-12 match"}, {"start": 22191.78, "end": 22194.1, "text": " with a fucking cheater wasting our time,"}, {"start": 22194.1, "end": 22198.02, "text": " Gabe, I'm gonna send you a very, very"}, {"start": 22198.02, "end": 22200.34, "text": " strong worded email, okay?"}, {"start": 22202.94, "end": 22230.379999999997, "text": " and you'll be back tomorrow oh really why is this rating only going down because"}, {"start": 22230.38, "end": 22235.02, "text": " it's tough out here bro it's tough out here in the solo queue realm it's tough out here"}, {"start": 22237.34, "end": 22238.86, "text": " we're versing people who"}, {"start": 22241.58, "end": 22246.620000000003, "text": " where i play one to two matches a day these motherfuckers only have cs on their steam account"}, {"start": 22260.38, "end": 22282.780000000002, "text": " All right, c'mon."}, {"start": 22282.780000000002, "end": 22288.32, "text": " Motherfuckers, 720Hz monitor."}, {"start": 22288.32, "end": 22291.68, "text": " 640 by 480 720 hertz and one other"}, {"start": 22293.48, "end": 22295.48, "text": " Bunk CFG"}, {"start": 22310.72, "end": 22313.72, "text": " Let me guess I didn't know where the fuck we're going I"}, {"start": 22313.72, "end": 22337.920000000002, "text": " I didn't know where the bug were going man, oh bug."}, {"start": 22337.920000000002, "end": 22339.48, "text": " Why bad Mariah's?"}, {"start": 22339.48, "end": 22342.440000000002, "text": " You guys don't know shit on ancient."}, {"start": 22342.44, "end": 22344.44, "text": " relax, pal"}, {"start": 22354.0, "end": 22356.0, "text": " Let's roll"}, {"start": 22402.44, "end": 22405.6, "text": " Eight fucking kills in the end of the game."}, {"start": 22405.6, "end": 22409.44, "text": " I'm on the six game lost streak from 25k to 20k."}, {"start": 22409.44, "end": 22412.44, "text": " Yeah, I'm done."}, {"start": 22412.44, "end": 22414.44, "text": " Don't worry, good one."}, {"start": 22414.44, "end": 22416.44, "text": " Move it, son."}, {"start": 22421.44, "end": 22423.44, "text": " Oh, god."}, {"start": 22425.44, "end": 22426.44, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 22426.44, "end": 22427.44, "text": " Lower B someone."}, {"start": 22427.44, "end": 22429.44, "text": " Mid smoke, no vision."}, {"start": 22429.44, "end": 22434.359999999997, "text": " It's cat or bit to be just like that"}, {"start": 22444.28, "end": 22446.28, "text": " Just just one"}, {"start": 22449.719999999998, "end": 22451.719999999998, "text": " Other"}, {"start": 22456.16, "end": 22458.16, "text": " This guy's right here"}, {"start": 22459.44, "end": 22460.559999999998, "text": " He is right."}, {"start": 22462.399999999998, "end": 22463.12, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 22465.76, "end": 22466.96, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 22468.8, "end": 22471.199999999997, "text": " Oh, fucking Ratatouille guy."}, {"start": 22476.16, "end": 22477.76, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 22480.96, "end": 22481.76, "text": " Bloody."}, {"start": 22481.760000000002, "end": 22488.760000000002, "text": " I'll let him play, I'll let him play, I'll rush him!"}, {"start": 22488.760000000002, "end": 22491.760000000002, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 22491.760000000002, "end": 22501.760000000002, "text": " I'm feeling the arm."}, {"start": 22501.760000000002, "end": 22503.760000000002, "text": " I'm feeling home."}, {"start": 22510.36, "end": 22511.36, "text": " Yucca Lee!"}, {"start": 22512.160000000003, "end": 22513.660000000003, "text": " Yucca Lee, is that you?"}, {"start": 22513.86, "end": 22514.86, "text": " Yucca Lee!"}, {"start": 22531.760000000002, "end": 22544.960000000003, "text": " the one digs are hitting today boys the one the one the one so Juanito did he"}, {"start": 22544.960000000003, "end": 22549.88, "text": " smoke this is it right here one day right there"}, {"start": 22549.88, "end": 22552.88, "text": " We need, laying down on the smoke."}, {"start": 22555.88, "end": 22556.88, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 22556.88, "end": 22557.88, "text": " Time limits."}, {"start": 22559.88, "end": 22560.88, "text": " We need out."}, {"start": 22560.88, "end": 22561.88, "text": " Lower time limit."}, {"start": 22568.88, "end": 22569.88, "text": " One."}, {"start": 22575.88, "end": 22576.88, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 22579.88, "end": 22588.36, "text": " Where's the third one?"}, {"start": 22588.36, "end": 22591.36, "text": " Where's the third one, man?"}, {"start": 22591.36, "end": 22605.68, "text": " Yeah, we need to cross on the other side of the river."}, {"start": 22605.68, "end": 22610.68, "text": " Let's move out."}, {"start": 22610.68, "end": 22619.68, "text": " Doesn't matter man, fruit and force, you're gonna lose."}, {"start": 22619.68, "end": 22623.68, "text": " One top mid."}, {"start": 22623.68, "end": 22630.68, "text": " Whether it be fruit, whether it be a fucking AK, you're gonna lose."}, {"start": 22630.68, "end": 22634.68, "text": " You're gonna lose."}, {"start": 22634.68, "end": 22636.68, "text": " She was down here"}, {"start": 22642.6, "end": 22644.6, "text": " That's all I need"}, {"start": 22665.64, "end": 22671.96, "text": " I've seen this before you get like six wins or like these guys suck balls and then all of a sudden they"}, {"start": 22672.06, "end": 22674.46, "text": " Figure you out and then they fuck you up"}, {"start": 22679.74, "end": 22681.74, "text": " Here's you what happens"}, {"start": 22694.68, "end": 22696.68, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 22708.36, "end": 22710.36, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 22724.68, "end": 22731.68, "text": " Maybe this guy wasn't joking, he actually didn't pull 40 kills every match."}, {"start": 22731.68, "end": 22736.68, "text": " What the hell's going on here?"}, {"start": 22754.68, "end": 22756.68, "text": " one dead"}, {"start": 22756.68, "end": 22758.68, "text": " one's pushing one"}, {"start": 22758.68, "end": 22760.68, "text": " one's pushing one"}, {"start": 22760.68, "end": 22762.68, "text": " one's pushing one"}, {"start": 22762.68, "end": 22764.68, "text": " one's dead"}, {"start": 22764.68, "end": 22766.68, "text": " one's dead"}, {"start": 22770.68, "end": 22772.68, "text": " throwing fire"}, {"start": 22772.68, "end": 22774.68, "text": " grenade"}, {"start": 22776.68, "end": 22778.68, "text": " throwing grenade"}, {"start": 22784.68, "end": 22791.68, "text": " I'm gonna go back to the car."}, {"start": 22791.68, "end": 22794.68, "text": " CC, NCC, smart."}, {"start": 22794.68, "end": 22795.68, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 22795.68, "end": 22796.68, "text": " It's from back up."}, {"start": 22796.68, "end": 22799.68, "text": " There's an op-down around CT."}, {"start": 22799.68, "end": 22804.68, "text": " Yeah, this is nice sometimes, you know."}, {"start": 22804.68, "end": 22806.68, "text": " Usually top-racking, getting, you know."}, {"start": 22806.68, "end": 22808.68, "text": " Sometimes you want to get carried, boys."}, {"start": 22808.68, "end": 22810.68, "text": " Feels good."}, {"start": 22810.68, "end": 22812.68, "text": " Finally."}, {"start": 22812.68, "end": 22814.68, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 22818.48, "end": 22821.98, "text": " Gear up. We aren't going on a windy walk here."}, {"start": 22823.98, "end": 22825.98, "text": " Feels good, man!"}, {"start": 22825.98, "end": 22827.98, "text": " Throwing fire!"}, {"start": 22828.78, "end": 22831.68, "text": " Game-gun smoke. Smoke!"}, {"start": 22832.18, "end": 22834.18, "text": " Some more."}, {"start": 22834.18, "end": 22841.18, "text": " of"}, {"start": 22841.18, "end": 22846.18, "text": " the"}, {"start": 22846.18, "end": 22848.18, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 22848.18, "end": 22851.18, "text": " the"}, {"start": 22851.18, "end": 22854.18, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 22854.18, "end": 22858.18, "text": " the"}, {"start": 22858.18, "end": 22862.18, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 22862.18, "end": 22877.02, "text": " Yeah, if we actually 13L, I have time for one more, baby."}, {"start": 22877.02, "end": 22879.28, "text": " He's kind of sus, I gotta say."}, {"start": 22879.28, "end": 22884.3, "text": " He's like, completely dominating to the point of bullshitty."}, {"start": 22884.3, "end": 22885.3, "text": " Bullshittification."}, {"start": 22885.3, "end": 22891.3, "text": " He just rushes bit and shits on people at 20k."}, {"start": 22891.3, "end": 22893.3, "text": " What do you call that?"}, {"start": 22894.3, "end": 22896.3, "text": " What was waiting for it?"}, {"start": 22896.3, "end": 22898.3, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 22902.3, "end": 22904.3, "text": " Uhhhhhhh"}, {"start": 22906.3, "end": 22908.3, "text": " You're on fire!"}, {"start": 22910.3, "end": 22912.3, "text": " Incendiary out."}, {"start": 22951.3, "end": 22977.7, "text": " Let me see, let me see, let me yoink his crosshair and then we'll know for sure."}, {"start": 22977.7, "end": 22979.7, "text": " This guy is now looking out there."}, {"start": 23002.7, "end": 23004.7, "text": " Check the tunnels."}, {"start": 23007.7, "end": 23009.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 23019.22, "end": 23021.22, "text": " Like a wall there"}, {"start": 23037.7, "end": 23041.64, "text": " No mid, you tell it all."}, {"start": 23041.64, "end": 23046.14, "text": " Yeah, this guy's just like going up mid and shitting out in them."}, {"start": 23046.14, "end": 23059.14, "text": " Wow, no one's suicide, okay."}, {"start": 23059.14, "end": 23069.5, "text": " The guy's movement is so snappy it's like kind of"}, {"start": 23069.5, "end": 23075.3, "text": " Oh my god he bleeds!"}, {"start": 23075.3, "end": 23083.899999999998, "text": " He bleeds!"}, {"start": 23083.899999999998, "end": 23089.1, "text": " He's right there, so he's scared he should be."}, {"start": 23089.100000000002, "end": 23098.58, "text": " shaking. Yeah, that's one of the worst view models I've ever seen. I literally was"}, {"start": 23098.58, "end": 23107.06, "text": " peeking while watching that. Some of these view models are absolutely sacrilege."}, {"start": 23107.06, "end": 23109.06, "text": " I"}, {"start": 23124.420000000002, "end": 23126.420000000002, "text": " See the site"}, {"start": 23126.420000000002, "end": 23128.420000000002, "text": " I'm throwing fire"}, {"start": 23136.420000000002, "end": 23138.420000000002, "text": " I'm probably up here"}, {"start": 23138.420000000002, "end": 23139.420000000002, "text": " Yeah, up here"}, {"start": 23139.420000000002, "end": 23141.420000000002, "text": " Throwing fire"}, {"start": 23141.420000000002, "end": 23142.420000000002, "text": " Throwing a grenade"}, {"start": 23142.420000000002, "end": 23144.420000000002, "text": " Throwing a grenade"}, {"start": 23156.420000000002, "end": 23163.420000000002, "text": " I saw one, I think it was a kitten drop behind site."}, {"start": 23163.420000000002, "end": 23165.420000000002, "text": " He crossed?"}, {"start": 23165.420000000002, "end": 23167.420000000002, "text": " Short, short, short, short."}, {"start": 23167.420000000002, "end": 23169.420000000002, "text": " Did he cross long?"}, {"start": 23169.420000000002, "end": 23172.420000000002, "text": " No, no, no. One short, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 23172.420000000002, "end": 23174.420000000002, "text": " Sight and..."}, {"start": 23178.420000000002, "end": 23180.420000000002, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 23180.420000000002, "end": 23182.420000000002, "text": " I was like..."}, {"start": 23182.420000000002, "end": 23195.620000000003, "text": " Oh, I legged him on cross."}, {"start": 23195.620000000003, "end": 23201.320000000003, "text": " Don't worry, the next batch is going to be a 12-12 into a 15-15 if I queue again."}, {"start": 23201.320000000003, "end": 23209.260000000002, "text": " I don't know if I should queue again, boys."}, {"start": 23209.260000000002, "end": 23210.58, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 23210.58, "end": 23211.58, "text": " It's totally..."}, {"start": 23211.58, "end": 23213.58, "text": " Dude, this game, I know how it works."}, {"start": 23217.08, "end": 23218.08, "text": " I'm rushing cat."}, {"start": 23225.08, "end": 23225.58, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 23237.58, "end": 23238.58, "text": " Headshot."}, {"start": 23241.58, "end": 23266.58, "text": " Okay, okay, I'll back y'all, not really carried anymore bro, okay, tag team carried now."}, {"start": 23326.58, "end": 23352.140000000003, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 23352.14, "end": 23362.14, "text": " the comeback now it's going to be a 1212"}, {"start": 23362.14, "end": 23372.14, "text": " smurfing is cringe"}, {"start": 23372.14, "end": 23390.579999999998, "text": " one sec, one down, one last"}, {"start": 23390.58, "end": 23392.58, "text": " i got it"}, {"start": 23392.58, "end": 23394.58, "text": " go"}, {"start": 23394.58, "end": 23396.58, "text": " i got it"}, {"start": 23396.58, "end": 23398.58, "text": " go"}, {"start": 23398.58, "end": 23400.58, "text": " go"}, {"start": 23400.58, "end": 23402.58, "text": " go"}, {"start": 23402.58, "end": 23404.58, "text": " go"}, {"start": 23404.58, "end": 23406.58, "text": " go"}, {"start": 23406.58, "end": 23408.58, "text": " go"}, {"start": 23408.58, "end": 23410.58, "text": " go"}, {"start": 23410.58, "end": 23412.58, "text": " go"}, {"start": 23412.58, "end": 23414.58, "text": " go"}, {"start": 23414.58, "end": 23416.58, "text": " go"}, {"start": 23416.58, "end": 23418.58, "text": " go"}, {"start": 23418.58, "end": 23425.58, "text": " the"}, {"start": 23433.58, "end": 23434.58, "text": " the"}, {"start": 23434.58, "end": 23436.58, "text": " the"}, {"start": 23436.58, "end": 23438.58, "text": " the"}, {"start": 23438.58, "end": 23440.58, "text": " the"}, {"start": 23440.58, "end": 23442.58, "text": " the"}, {"start": 23442.58, "end": 23444.58, "text": " the"}, {"start": 23444.58, "end": 23446.58, "text": " the"}, {"start": 23446.58, "end": 23451.58, "text": " 10 HP. Jump up."}, {"start": 23458.58, "end": 23462.58, "text": " Oh, CT spawned. Maybe mid-doors."}, {"start": 23462.58, "end": 23468.58, "text": " I'm planting the bomb."}, {"start": 23468.58, "end": 23476.58, "text": " The bomb has been cleared."}, {"start": 23476.58, "end": 23477.58, "text": " Monday players?"}, {"start": 23477.58, "end": 23478.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 23478.58, "end": 23479.58, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 23479.58, "end": 23482.58, "text": " Alright, okay, okay."}, {"start": 23482.58, "end": 23499.2, "text": " Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, I'm gonna chill here actually, boys. We got we got uh, we got what do you call it tomorrow?"}, {"start": 23501.9, "end": 23508.2, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna chill here. I'm gonna chill here. We got um tomorrow jumping in all day double"}, {"start": 23508.920000000002, "end": 23510.920000000002, "text": " 07"}, {"start": 23512.58, "end": 23526.02, "text": " 007 play through um we jumping in boys chat I will see you guys tomorrow for"}, {"start": 23526.02, "end": 23537.620000000003, "text": " another one GGs people 007 tomorrow brace I will be beating the game a hundred"}, {"start": 23537.620000000003, "end": 23540.9, "text": " percent I don't know what I'm gonna do yet the combat seems to be really good"}, {"start": 23540.9, "end": 23546.22, "text": " But then it seems like you can stealth the whole game. So it's like either do a mix of both or do full stealth full play"}, {"start": 23546.74, "end": 23549.38, "text": " Full combat like I don't know. There's so many different"}, {"start": 23550.34, "end": 23558.54, "text": " Areas so yeah chat GG's till next time. Thank you guys for watching peace out and I will see you on"}, {"start": 23559.34, "end": 23561.34, "text": " motherfucking"}, {"start": 23562.9, "end": 23570.22, "text": " Tuesday yes indeed goodbye chat and during night till next time people till next time some fours up"}, {"start": 23570.9, "end": 23572.9, "text": " Peace out, chat, GG."}, {"start": 23600.9, "end": 23602.960000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 23630.9, "end": 23632.960000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 23660.9, "end": 23662.960000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 23690.9, "end": 23692.960000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 23720.9, "end": 23722.960000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 23750.9, "end": 23752.960000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 23780.9, "end": 23782.960000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 23810.9, "end": 23812.960000000003, "text": " you"}]}