You
I
I
Oh my god.
Oh, it's not an..
Let's get off of those dragons.
I guess doing people out of their lives Monday.
007 tomorrow.
Yo, how much time do I have left in blood money?
How many missions I got left
What do we go win how many hours of completion
700 hours six hours no way really
Yeah, I don't mind beating it today, I just don't know how much longer I have I thought it was like halfway through
It's a 12 hour game.
Shit.
Not bad, not bad.
I left this game on yesterday.
I wonder how ridiculous you can get.
I'm just clicking buttons at this point.
I'm just gonna burn the bunny to just see.
Like how ridiculous can it get?
Cause you have to prestige.
But it farmed five million overnight.
So I'm gonna throw them all into the demo man.
All right.
How insane, how fat of a stack of gems
can you have on the ground?
Okay, I burned all the bunny.
I can't afford anymore.
Ah, throwing velocity.
Oh, okay, you do actually have a max.
Alright.
How much damage are we looking at?
Looks like things got worse?
I don't think so.
So it's an endless game, but you're supposed to prestige, but there's no, like, game over.
I guess you could technically just farm until you're maxed everything?
So then you might as well prestige?
You do, you prestige and you unlock more shit.
That's how it always is.
The cannon beeps.
and hadona sanctuary of ash what do we got here what do we got e how did you get so many
cannons I thought 007 was the 27th um I think it's early access or some shit I'll be alive
like early tomorrow. I think they do the digital like early access shit. Isn't the POE2 patch
this week as well on Friday? Harder with copy company only drinks coke? Lies, I had caffeine
this morning buddy I tell you I use a percolator now for the coffee it's pretty
nice actually it's pretty nice the percolator it's nice brah
world of tanks heat is out dude world of tanks heat was fucking potato bro
I tried it, I tried it. Hold on, let me see here, what am I missing?
Paralyves is out today as well? Oh, is that the sim style game?
Well, the thing about the sims is, I don't know if I want to play the sims.
Paralives, it would be more about the house,
the interior decorating and building the house
is more interesting than micromanaging a bunch of fucks
because I don't know how to do it, IRL.
Very efficiently, so why the fuck
am I gonna go play the fucking Sims?
It's boring as fuck is what I'm saying.
I have to make sure this guy takes a shit
and goes to work and stuff.
Like, yeah, that's fun.
When you got nothing to do, but now fuck that shit, I feel like if I'm going to play it,
I want to, um, I would build a house like that part.
Sure.
The sim shit brah, whatever, brah, ha ha, they're talking, ha ha, they're dancing.
I get the appeal, but it just sounds kind of potato.
It would probably do very well.
But evil arc though?
Yeah.
It's just a game, bruh.
I know, man.
I understand that.
It sounds, yeah, exactly.
I took laxatives and now I have to shit nonstop read the guy from yesterday who was constipated
Well, I
Don't know man. I don't know to tell you don't take medical advice from gaming chat rooms
Teddy it was really good, but then at the end of the day it was a kids game you know, I'm saying it was really good, bro. I
I enjoyed it for what it was, Teddy.
Check out Slow Roads, a fun game to play while waiting in the lobby in Arma.
This motherfucker, what the hell even is this?
Slow Roads.io. What is this?
Hold on one sec.
Alright, what is this?
You can just change shit?
This guy just has a...
Oh!
Oh my god.
Really?
Hills?
Normal?
Seed?
What an interesting, simple game, but like, wow.
How is this?
What an interesting fucking game.
It's just like...
Yeah, this is like a Forza demo.
there it is. You know what man, they should do this in big games. Yeah, this is exactly
what should be, this would be a solid way to play Forza, like a game mode where you have
the controls, just a straight road on the map or something, you can just pick a car
And uh, switch to- to- on the fly with a hockey?
That'd be kinda cool.
Sounds like every driving game, yeah, but you show off...
the game.
Forza's just like a fuckin' vibe.
Oh, here we go.
Armory Forza.
then play it well I mean I mean I it's a vibe when you want to feel that way
that's kind of interesting I guess you can just do this sure man god damn
browser games as we were I saw Rocket League UE6 I saw a brother I saw
One armor BR win, pair of lives, launch, try law, did I play pair of, wait, now I think
about it, did I play pair of lives, did I play this shit, did I play the demo?
Marble rivals penalty announcement zero tolerance on cheats.
What the hell do they have like a wall of shame?
What the hell man?
Bro, who's cheating and god damn Marble rivals this late into the game's life cycle.
Come on man, I ain't reading all this, but below is the list of currently banned accounts
from this this wave list includes all forms of cheats and exploits oh my god that actually
doesn't seem like a lot okay chat do you see your name soloist cheating at bronze what
a fucking new best bro is bronze the lowest dumb ass is so bad dude is literally cheating
in a video and it bronze and gets fucking caught bro oh my god it was bad buddy at that point you
gotta just donate your goddamn computer bro donate it at that point you're done bro you're done
it's over it's over just stop why why even play at that point it was a smurf
carry service brother you know what bro I am you know I'm fucking glad I am not
I have never thought of trying to get carried or pay someone to carry me
Imagine being a gamer and your fucking shitmind leads you down that dumbass path.
Feels good, bro.
Feels good.
Imagine being such a loser fuck that you actually purchase.
I get the teach, I get the smurf, because it's like these dumbasses are going to pay me
To get better to like get a higher rank
Like of course you're gonna be like, okay, like who the fuck who are these fucking people?
Fuck the Smurfs too
Yeah, I mean fuck the Smurfs too the Smurfs do ruin the whole you know, they're part they are part of the problem. Yes
but like it's actually so fucking sad and just like stupid as fuck I don't even know
it's like how do you have this like you're there's no satisfaction and then the guy leaves
and there you are okay bro you're at 12,000 right now bye and you're like yay and then
you go Q and you get fucked and it's like what are you what's the plan there I don't understand what's
the plan there it's like it's like you're displaying a trophy that you know is was cheated
and then you decide to be like I'm gonna play at this rank and you fucking suck balls and then
and then you slowly drop actual dumb ass.
They're probably chasing their friends, rank or clout.
I guess.
You could get free skins in Lull if you smurfed.
Well, no, we're talking about other things.
things. But yeah. What else do we have here? What is this game? New trailer. Romeo is dead
Man, what is this?
Oh, yeah, that can't look so fucking random.
007 will not have preload on steam.
What?
I got to go live tomorrow at 1150.
What am I downloading these hundred?
This is going to be a hundred game.
Or some shit, probably.
Let me see what we have here.
Soulbound online.
Playstation has preloaded.
Alright, so do you have a persisting character?
You know, I'm still surprised someone hasn't made it.
I've said this like 50 times, but I'm still surprised no one's made a realm of the Mad
God.
But like, higher budget.
No they fucking didn't, what I heard about it.
So it needs to make one of those like a realm of the mad guy.
I'm telling you about the future of FPS is going to be something like Planetside.
side. And then something like Realm of the Mad God is something that would be, it's more like a
throws you in MMO because it's way faster paced and it doesn't have that slow ramp up that MMOs have
to then realize in the game sucks balls or dies in a month. I feel like you'd need that bit of a
throw you in factor you have a character you care about in like a world that everybody's running
around and you log in, you're back to it, you can just like, I don't know what the
fuck the theme would be, but like a very active world in conflict. MMO, fucking fantasy.
Where the hell are the realm of the Mad God clones? This game figured that shit out years ago.
The whole damn industry is just people copying ideas, no one's copied this shit bro.
Warhammer MMO, this ain't worth copying.
So I get this so I get this guy the next fucking game in his favorite
genre so I get him Zelda 8 so I get him the next resident evil I'm making a 2D
MMO it'll be a tower defense good luck man yeah you could do a warhammer you
could do a warhammer rumble the mad god high budget you fucking spot in you can
have magic guns whatever you gear up level up yeah you know what warhammer
should do that. Warhammer loves spreading their IPL to like super indie games. I know there's
a new Tarkov map. I don't really, I don't know if I'm gonna go back. Link me a trailer.
I don't, I don't think I'm going back to Tarkov. This game looks like it's gonna be fucking
sec. June 8th? Oh shit, yeah, wait, hold up. Two weeks?
That's what I call a dramatic interest. There's a reason why I'm called Killer Bean. It's
It's because I'm good at what I do.
What the fuck?
Really?
Good.
I used to be an assassin for the Shadow Agency.
An international organization powerful enough to shape the world.
until they lied to me and tried to kill me.
Now, I'm gonna destroy them.
You're the guy starring idiot who wants to take down the shadow agency.
Well, it is sure nice to meet you.
What the fuck?
bro this game actually might be insane
what the fuck no wonder he delayed it
no wonder
are we witnessing a next generation Miyazaki is this the first holy shit maybe
bro maybe what if this is the yeah this is the next generation Kojima check
bird games 3 online PvP. Oh really? Why haven't I heard of 1 and 2?
They needed to make 1 and 2 to pop off with 3.
all done all done all done maybe maybe maybe maybe
Oh, oh, it's friend slot Bratway two to eight players though.
My glacier it's like secular but you're a penguin.
Wow.
I wait maybe I played this I play the game where you're a penguin and it was randomly
really fucking good.
Oh, I was this game.
Wait, no, it wasn't this game.
Wait, wasn't this ad? I played this game before.
No, I'm thinking of a different one.
Yeah, this game was fucking weird. I remember playing it and I think I alt-a-forward.
But there is another weird-ass penguin fucked up one.
I forgot the name of it. Devoured.
It was so good, the demo was like, I'm going to play this on launch.
I don't remember the name of it.
To all of our friends in there, those watching all around the world, this is the future and this is.
It does look like the biggest thing that changed is just the five turned into a six.
Wait, they're on Unreal, they're on UE3 right now with Rocket League?
Really?
Holy shit, wait, really?
Goddamn.
Damn.
What the fuck?
You know what, I will say that I'm like...
I don't know man, I don't know.
That's actually, I didn't realize it was on three.
I mean, look how good the game still looks.
looks old Unreal Engine games before five still have a like a lasting look to them.
Oh, yeah, that's fucking crazy, actually.
God damn. But like I said, man, Rocket League's fucking great, but you just
feel like you peak heavily depending on how good you are at handling the ball in the fucking air.
You know, like there's a separation. I don't know where the separation takes place
Maybe it like gold or something once you get past gold too. It's like the people who can fly and
Can't fly
That's your peak
Arkham Knight was you a three I mean, you know the cars are gonna look good
I
And this game is going to be wicked popular.
What happened to that other one that looked like Super Uncanny?
How did Enzo die?
Enzo had no real gameplay?
Oh, it was all just like, they put the bar on just visuals and then there was no fleshed out game elements.
Yeah, like this game is going to be a fucking banger and a half probably for the people who like this shit.
I just don't feel like playing real life in real life at the moment.
You know, this is like you guys said these seven games are fucking weird
Enzo is just 90% character creation. Yeah, I thought in Zora was gonna be super popular. I mean it was it sold
Well, this game is gonna be super popular
Build mode is nice. Yeah, I would I would mainly say I build a house
if anything. Watch this souls like it's coming out tomorrow. Buddy tomorrow the next couple
of days are all 007. Okay, next game to add on the completion shelf. Should be blood money.
If I play blood money, I gotta play it all stream to beat it.
I could, the last game, don't even fucking talk to me, bro.
Don't even talk to me.
I literally beat games all the time.
I beat a game yesterday.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
We literally beat the critically acclaimed butcher man yesterday.
Okay.
Okay, don't even fucking talk to me, bro.
Literally saw the credits.
10 minute game, right? Okay.
Oh yeah, Phenopolis was pretty awesome yesterday. I could beat that one.
Oh yeah, I remember this game, okay.
Yeah, this was like...
This...
Yeah.
Yeah
I
I
Am so weird brothers this game likes this is one of those games that screams ui5
But it looks kind of cool.
It does, bro.
It looks like it's completely fucking UE5 lighting.
Like it's not made hidden.
It's just like fucking there.
That whole trailer looks like that generic
Just not properly baked in UE5 fucking bullshit
No one else saw it. I saw it. You play it if you don't see it
Jump King quest fully released released today. Oh
Slaw or not
This fucking guy bro at this at this point all these gamba games bro. I'm just gonna take the gama sponsor at this point boys
We hover around it we hover around it
That looks like it could be good.
Looks like you're gonna be good pretty good. Why not animal? Don't forget. Oh
Yeah, I played this game a while ago. This game was actually surprisingly not bad and I played it a while ago
go this was actually surprised I think this game might be a fucking hit in a
half I know I know I know well guess what these fucking weird ass game cell
alright I remember playing this and it was like actually you know it's like
Pokemon shit yeah I don't know I'm probably not really gonna play it but
it was yeah surprisingly super high quality but guess what these fucking
games usually get insane quality checks usually the gacha games have like the
most insane quality but then well the theme is fucking potato and gotcha but
then. It's a good game, but you have to click a thousand red dots. Oh, Slaughter not released
today. Yeah, is it is it actually? I can't tell this just looks like super fucking
gamba brain. You might as well just fucking gamba at this point. All right, make it have
fucking it's like gamifying and removing the gamba element it's like hover
it this game looks like it's hovering around you might as well fucking gamba
like that's what this looks like it's like let's take gambling and make it into
a game by the way it's a fucking roguelike no shit
It's called innovation.
I just feel like I've played like 50 of these at this point.
You just don't lose money here.
Yeah, looks like it could be fun.
I mean, whatever.
I could continue.
Retail hell was actually pretty decent.
I don't know if that game actually has an end.
It looks like maybe you survive a specific amount of time
and you actually escape.
I thought that game was way better than I thought.
It was gonna be, I thought it was gonna be
a little more gimmicky.
Oh, it does have an end.
Yeah, I thought this was decent.
Played to Reba?
Brother.
I'm a brother.
The last caretaker is wicked good.
I actually wanted to go back to this game when at 1.0.
This game was surprisingly such a good survival game.
But yeah, I want to wait until at 1.0.
one surprised me play predecessor no way bro no way you guys at this point are
the most fucking niche ass community I swear you what the hell have they done
with this game did they actually patch this game is active development anyone
here play this
I know, I'm not playing Paralyzed, I saw deadlocks, bruv, guys.
What do we have?
What else?
Um, Tekken 8.
Marvel!
Yeah, we got no gameplay, this is for reveals.
of
That's cool, man. That's cool, bro. That's cool, bro. Kid Bash, super legend. A claim?
What the fuck, our claim is still around?
What the hell bro?
They got a rez last year.
What is this game?
Anyone play Kid Bash?
I love an easy side scroller.
What is the star path?
Sure man.
Early alpha foo page.
I know I saw Star Citizen hit a billion.
I saw I don't know who those souls are, but we see the brother we see the brother
Motherfucker, I went in when they were like 10 million, right?
I did contribute, all right?
That was like 10 years, that was 12 years ago.
Okay, okay trailer dev
Oh brah I remember that dude
I know how to play Minesweeper now.
I know how to play it now.
Warning, Incomic Asteroids.
Pressure Nintendo Company.
This actually looks like it could be maybe fun.
This looks like it could be good
if you're like slowly trying to upgrade your little spaceship.
I don't know how the fuck you get the supplies,
but maybe that actually looked kinda cool.
I thought this was gonna be some potato shit.
That looked kinda cool.
It's like Subnautica in space.
hahahaha
maybe maybe maybe
maybe maybe
indy hack n slash
this motherfucker
this motherfucker
I I think I beat machinarium bro. I beat that shit dude
I think I did phantom tower
You
Maybe, maybe.
Another one of these.
This one, you know what, this one.
You know, I would, this one looks like it could be decent.
Hacker's Lodge, Exploited Immense Tower that hides treasure and dangerously monsters forage
equipment and grows stronger.
This looks like it could be decent.
You've seen Warhammer Survivors, I did.
This looks better than Warhammer Survivors, potentially, I don't know, I don't know.
Now and now needs to pass the gameplay test.
it up. Is this literally a multiplayer...
really? Oh my god. Oh my... Oh do not drop that. It's a radioactive balloon.
Oh, man.
Got it.
Oh, wow.
Friendslop?
Friendslop, but you have the viewers connect and whoever drops the bomb, the balloon gets banned.
Oh, no.
Up the stakes.
He's got it.
He's got it.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, why does this randomly look like it could be kind of fun?
Turn it into a BR.
This actually looks like it could be kind of fun.
There's a demo.
Don't we try it?
Keep it up, man.
Keep it up.
Keep it up.
The demo, on for one day.
Wait, the demo is not available.
June 2nd.
the train sim made by one Bev. This game came out. Oh shit, bro.
Hold on one second, one sec, hold on.
you
you
I
Buzz we got 50 pads man. We got 50 pads
Jumping quest full release in an hour. Do I want to play a game where I want to rip my fucking hair out?
Oh, no. Oh, yeah, I play this.
Oh, yeah.
I'm the perfect
people like you
would not exist
prophesied to be one of the
purged victims
the bringer of unbogged rice
is faulty
the target of the hardwood is
I mean seeing how my current sequel jumping has come a long way
I'm not sure what's going on here, but in these lines, there are seamless cool and
caring leads.
No, this is not.
You can't do a whole other dimension, I know.
Still, the legend remains.
There is a smoking hot brain, et cetera.
I did I beat the first game. I did
21 hours of pure fucking hating everything contemplating life and death but I got to the
the end.
Oh, I get it.
You want to understand, guys.
You want to understand.
That's okay.
You want to get it.
Tarkov, new map trailer.
Tarkov, new map trailer.
Tarkov, new map trailer.
Tarkov, new map trailer.
Tarktob, new map trailer.
Oh, it's a snow map?
that's a shit
Yeah, it's cheaper to do this than to fucking 3D render the whole thing.
it's so realistic though yet no shit it was real that was that was obviously fake though
it was real mocap. Dude, that's a real ship. That's a real ship. Oh, so it's actually,
is this what you, is this actually what the new map is? You're extracting off of this?
But actually, fuck man, that actually sounds like it could be a decent extractor map.
Wait, it's PBE only?
Oh dude, who fucking cares?
Extracting GPUs in offline, uh-uh, the high is not there.
Each their own, I understand. I understand. It's not offline.
I like PvE.
Chat, what the fuck are we doing, boys?
What the fuck are we doing?
A short incremental.
Dude, no more incrementals, man.
I just played that dwarf game.
I optimize this shit out of streets and loading time is two minutes now.
Is that true?
of the day, you're crazy dude.
If I don't play blood money now, I'm not beating it.
I'm not gonna beat it.
I could, I could, I would beat retail hell.
I could do that.
It's probably not that long though, it's probably like an hour long.
One, when an ARMA VR, it depends if the server is up.
Paralives? I'm not interested. I know it's gonna be popular. I'll do one match. I'll do one.
It's 55 out of 64.
i think wait
is a spectator
uh... when it just started
nevermind fact that shit
at the way like twenty minutes i'm not interested
no
Let's go to retail hell.
Don't make me load up fucking Suica, bro.
Okay, don't make me.
All right, how long is this game?
Let me see.
I'm going to do one track mania one cup of the day into into retail hell.
Where is this game?
I always forget how to launch this.
Isn't it on Ubisoft?
It's on Upland.
I'm not gonna be able to do this in time.
I'm gonna have to log in.
This is not gonna work.
If I one tap the password, this is supposed to be, this is, it is written.
Um, shit.
Dog pile?
Is that like Suika with dogs?
Yeah, I'm only playing Suica, bro. What am I going to do play dog pile with two fucking
people who have the actual game Suica is worldwide because it's on the Nintendo network, sadly.
probably has like five fucking players even if it is cool with dogs and shit you
know
all right will we make it will I make it will this actually work no tech issues
Are you going to watch the trackmania at eSports World Cup 2026 maybe what the fuck is downloading
right now.
the game's not even launching.
Hello?
Finished.
Um
I have a feeling this is I'm in the wrong account. I think I'm in the wrong account
Yeah, I'm in the wrong account this is GG boys, this is GG
I'm not gonna make it in time
I one tapped the wrong password unless...
Come on!
I'm lost. I have no idea. I always forget where I played this game from. I always forget.
I logged into my other account, literally says I don't have Trackmania.
I don't follow.
Let's see.
Play on Steam.
Can I make it in time?
shit man. Two different profiles. Where the fuck is my track mania? Like how is it hidden?
I'd have to re-download it on steam. I'm in Ubisoft Connect but somehow it's not working.
Yeah, I don't know about this, boys.
It's a cosmetic play button.
E.
Does not work.
Starter access doesn't work either.
So weird.
Our retail hell is probably what it's gonna be.
Look, 256 hours, the play button just doesn't work.
Look at this shit.
What the fuck is this?
Yubi, what are we doing here?
the launcher, I loaded it up and logged in. You play it through Epic? Is this true?
Okay, then I'll launch it here. Please wait while we launch the partner application.
Bitch, this is the partner application.
Um, running my ass lies.
Let me try again.
Running. Load it up again.
Yeah, I don't know if we're going to make it here.
How do I switch over? Can I like stop?
Oh, there we go.
And...
All right.
Well, that would have been nice if it was spontaneous.
There goes that.
My game's broken and refuses to launch.
Yeah, too late.
Retail hell, whatever.
Yeah, I think it was I think it is wrong account. It's probably why it's not loading up
Yeah, I'm gonna be playing POE on the 29th. That big-ass patch is coming out.
I don't know what I'm gonna roll. I played a Druid the last time, or the shapeshifter dude.
I played a monk on launch maybe a sorcerer day 7 1667 oh god I won't forget wow this
Okay, we just got thrown right into this.
Oh, yeah, I remember.
Hold on, hold on, what's my debt? What do I have to make? I have to make 40 bucks.
What I'm at, our patience is thinning and we want a lot act quickly. I want two copies immediately.
Oh god, the fuck, how do you do this again? Okay.
I need money to repair but I don't have enough for the quota so if I make one more mistake
I think it's J.J.
mhm mhm mhm mhm
pop your bands
there you go
how much? how much?
yaromis latas bitch how much?
double the fizz
Oh yeah, he showed me a picture of my family.
Snickers?
What do I need?
Lays 3?
Let me incinerate this.
He left.
He left.
Okay.
Okay, who's this guy? Oh, this guy has an organ. I don't think I want anything. I don't have enough money. I
Don't have enough money
Chips candy cold soda chips
Candy
Old soda I
Don't I don't want the upgrade. Oh
Shit, I need to get hot dog. Oh, yeah, okay. I have hot dogs here. I do need more chips
a couple copy and a pack of cigarette.
No.
You piece of shit, man.
Fuck.
Dude, I might die here.
I need to expedite it.
I need to expedite it.
I think I'm fucked.
What happened to the coffee?
I'm fucked 450 my quota is 40 bucks
Relax relax here you go here you go
I mean, you know what I like that guy that was 10 bucks
I am...
Two chips!
Here you go.
My last two!
Oh my god, I have no more fucking chips.
Cereal chips.
Oh, bro.
Whoa!
No, I...
Are you kidding?
come on man the day has been failed I think it always starts with this dude
and then the coffee guy I'm gonna spend all this money and get cigarettes oh I
don't have anything ships not in bulk I'll spend it all and then save just
so I can anticipate the rest.
That's got, bro, I already know your order, buddy.
I already know, I already know.
What do you want, buddy?
What do you want?
What do you want?
There it is, there it is.
I need two, I need more, oh wait, no, I don't.
Okay, nice.
What are you doing?
Buddy, tell me your fucking order, man!
Need something bubbly!
Loud like me!
One, you all won!
Okay, okay.
Three beans.
want some fresh smokes and a bag of chips
where did I order a fucking pack of
cigarettes are you kidding oh my god
that shit is so expensive the cigarettes
are designed to fuck your play through
only available today yeah it's not they are because they're so expensive
what's that now do you want smoke oh my yo this game is fucking rigged beyond
belief now they always go towards the item that you don't have on your shelves
You piece of shit man, I don't have anything.
I swear this game is fucking rigged man.
How much money do I have?
I'm going to set up two of these for this guy.
Okay.
Yeah, he was still there.
he was still there dude alright I thought he left
he did not leave
he done asshole
asshole guy
Assholes Beach! Assholes Lobby!
Two cups? Alright. How much are these two cups?
How much?
Five bucks? You piece of shite?
You know what? That's three packs of cigarettes.
Oh, it's not.
Two cans of bobbos.
Where's the jammer guy?
Where's the fucking jammer guy?
If this guy asks for cigarettes, I swear to fucking God.
Candy and chips, thank you.
Are you kidding?
I need a dollar.
If this next guy asks for a coffee, I'm uninstalling.
Oh, thank you, you fuck. Alright, that's it.
25-28.
Are you kidding?!
tuna beans tuna all right wow all right we're safe
what's up I need my full energy and crisp chips there you go save saved all
Alright, we're gonna need more chips, tuna, beans.
And so I'm gonna order a fucking hot dog, please.
Greetings.
Some toilet paper and a soda.
Alright, let me get these right here.
Okay, okay, hold on.
Got a lot of things here.
What are you fucking kidding me?
Something plus tuna plus what the fuck?
Cigarettes?
No, cereal?
Tuna beans.
Okay, I need to get a little bit of everything.
Hold on.
Let me set this up right now.
Oh, yeah, what up, bro? You're the hot dog. Oh, yo, candy bar, cereal and hot dog with
mayo. Hot dog with mayo. Insane diet, by the way.
Extra mayo, boosh. All right. Uh, oh shit, here we go.
I CAN'T PUT IT BACK!
Incinerate it.
How much money?
My debt, okay.
Let's get...
Oh, this is gonna be expensive as shit.
I might wait.
Four minutes.
You know the ships in candy bar?
I mean, I have $3.30.
I know buying six packs is better, but it's so expensive.
oh my god hopefully I can afford all this shit you just want to shut up bro
what's up man
last one glissie oh here okay bro he's holding his tummy I waited for your
shift. Buddy, you've already been here. You forgot. Candy bar, cereal, hot dog. What?
Didn't he already order this?
Don't tell me he has dementia. Oh, fuck. He didn't remember he already ordered that.
two chips oh you're so fucking lucky the stash in the back you're fucking lucky the stash
in the back had shit oh this kid don't ask for two oh my god
GIMPS GRIPS!
Oh fuck.
Can you wait? You have to wait.
You have to wait 17 seconds.
Can you wait 17 seconds?
17? Oh my god.
No.
Dude, this game is such a rigged piece of shit, man.
Are you kidding?
I caught it mid-air!
You know what?
Now I know I have...
Oh, I'm fucking dead.
Alright, now I'm good.
Oh, I'm fucking dead.
Alright, now I'm good.
For now. For now. Just keep- I'm gonna just keep buying shit.
Alright, I'm gonna just keep buying shit, bass.
You fuck. You changed your order?
You're an asshole, man. You're an asshole.
Changing the fucking order at the end. I bought this for the future.
I'm gonna keep buying for now.
Early on, so I don't have to worry.
All right stock everything. Maybe yeah, maybe that's what I do. I just go down the list and keep getting solo deliveries of six bags
Maybe maybe that's what I do, but then the delivery fee is expensive
I'm at a butchered hand, carryable item, now on order, double, you fuck, you're a maddie!
It's game over, dude, it's game over!
The cigarettes are the stupidest fucking thing in this game!
I can do this, I can do this.
I can do this.
Well, fucked it up was the first guy buying a pack of cigarettes.
He usually buys two coffees.
What a fuck, what a fuck.
The other thing is ignoring it and just constantly repa- what if I just keep repairing the glass
and keep denying them?
If I know- it does that allow me- if I just quickly repair the glass I could just buy
time and have some denials.
It looks like it's five hits until they break it.
Let me try it out.
Alright, chips and a candy bar.
Alright, just buy some cigarettes right now and see what's up.
of course this guy's gonna ask for if he asks for cigarettes it's GG I mean not
necessarily I'm stalling oh my god thank you you fuck
All right, what I meant cold soda all right
Chips, sweet, want paper and energy.
Chips, sweet, energy, what the fuck else?
Other paper?
Big ass order.
All right we got triple SIGs, uh two chips, no wait oh no you fucking bitch bro it's
It's always one fucking item!
Put the shit down!
I have to.
You're kidding.
You're kidding. You slow fuck.
Dude!
Come on, man.
Restart day six.
Let's go to day six. We'll go to day six
Okay, okay
Our day six, I'm gonna stack six I
Did a buy a six pack and then I'm chilling
37 bucks and I'm chilling. Greetings, get me a tuna can. Okay, okay, wait, what was it,
36.18? 40 bucks. Okay, attend customers, later on they're hungry and order more. Give me
some cigarettes. 48 bucks.
Alright. Eww!
Double the fizz.
Now I can slowly accumulate all the other stuff.
And never run out.
energy maybe some energy drinks soon 34 there's a new jump king oh where I don't
All right, that's cool dude.
What's up?
I'm burning, give me a couple cold, uh, a couple cold reds.
What is a couple you piece of shit to?
What do you mean?
Who says a couple?
If I give you three years, then I'm gonna money!
Fuck you! Motherfuckers! You should have just given it to him!
You know whatever, I can withstand it.
Oh, yeah, the trivia guy.
You know what?
I am not going to participate.
Thank you.
Shove your gum up your ass.
Dark copy done.
Nope.
Couple!
Hmm.
Yeah, that actually makes sense.
Yeah, couple.
True. Yes.
Buddy, can I get some toilet paper?
There's a couple of-
Someone says can I get a couple of things?
Does that always mean two?
I understand the logic.
I
Swear I've heard so it's a couple and so it could be like four of them three of them. I feel like it's kind of
It's kind of a love of the plot brother, you know what the fucking this shit, buddy
What the fucking this shit, brother?
I like it man I like you you give me 10 bucks and yes you don't take my
supplies
I just want somebody to jam with.
Get a jammer, Harry!
I won't forget.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Don't move.
Do not move.
Oh my god, I thought it was the other guy.
Motherfucker.
I thought it was the same guy.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Don't move.
Do not move.
Oh fuck.
I thought it was the stalker
I thought it was the stalker. Oh my fucking god
All right day seven day seven here we go boys
No restart fired. I am beating this game
Oh, you're a fucking motherfucker, brother!
I got a method down and this piece of shit asks for the one thing I'm trying to farm
Hey, what up, uh, laughter's the fizzy kind
All right, your chips.
All right, slowly but surely, I will make this work.
Ah, dude.
Ridiculous, ridiculous video game.
game. This game is literally coded to fuck you. Like it's actually insane. There's no
illusion. There's no illusion to what they ask for. They ask for exactly what you're
low on. Now on to order for us give give candy we require energy. Are you talking
about two items you fuck? Dude are you kidding? Oh but when the kid comes and
with the smile on his face and he's like candy candy instead of one it means
two fucking candy bars
chocolate equals energy
Whatever bro, what in the fuck is this?
You know what? Maybe that's a good thing because now he's gonna order...
He's now gonna order two copies.
If he orders two copies, day seven is beatable.
Please.
Can man, Peter, miss Laka, fuck you bro, you want one?
What do you mean the can?
He said the can.
Alright, we're gonna put a sign that says fucking the English only.
Alright, I'm done.
Oh, fucking dead!
I'm alive.
restart from day one it's not happening
all right we got the run this is it no excuse we're here we're here this is the run this
This game's being beaten right now.
Alright, doing it, doing it, where did the sigs go?
I have no idea.
What?
Chat, did I not buy cigarettes?
This fucking game!
Oh my god, what did you say?
Two cans?
All buddy, all buddy.
Hold energy and sweeten bar.
I'm gonna keep ordering for now.
I can't even afford two items.
Last for cigarettes, bro.
Kato chips.
14.30, one more chips there.
All right, mustard dog, ketchup dog, and mayo dog.
Okay, ketchup dog, mustard dog.
a
dog
male
a soda, toilet paper, and chips
All right, we're moving, we're organized time.
All right, some creepy mother fuckers are about to appear.
Oh, I'm shot!
Don't move, don't move, don't move, don't move,
we're not scared.
Okay.
He's actually a nice guy, he's just misunderstood.
What up, one candy and chips?
Okay, four minutes, I have to save.
But we're gonna get one cigarette,
being two to chips.
I'm burning, give me a couple cold reds.
Okay, a couple means two.
All right, now I have to save.
Now, four minutes of pure saving and praying.
I have all the supplies for these motherfuckers.
Oh, God.
A tuna cat and a hot dog?
No bun.
What?
Oh.
All right, all right, come on.
Three minutes survival.
I need 40 bucks.
I need 40 bucks.
oh shit just want some fresh get me some smokes in a bag of chips why do you
smoke no now this guy's gonna ask for two cigarettes
shit all right I'm scared I'm gonna buy one I think I'll make it I'm scared dude
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
Okay. It's okay.
Attend to me. What up, man? It's it. It's it. It's it.
What's my quota at 33 bucks bro one cigarette two minutes 30 I'm scared I do have a second
though toilet paper toilet paper see you need to okay you can communicate you can communicate
Damn, I have so many Snickers. Greetings. Toilet paper and esota.
Oh my god, I hit the quota. Okay, okay. Very nice. Please. Land the plane. Land the
plane. Oh, bro, yes! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, man. Yes, I needed this. I needed
those $10. Yes. Yes, bro. Yep. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Something tells me that dude's gonna
show up and ask for three hot dogs. Hold energy in a sweetened bar. I kind of want to buy
Another cigarette now.
What up man? What do you need?
Mustard dog, ketchup dog, Mayo dog. You fuck.
Damn.
No! Don't come back!
Don't come back!
Do not come back!
I don't know if I can afford this shit
Wait a minute. Oh, no, he's gonna come back for another order and I need to buy no
Oh, they're not bad they're not bad, okay, they're not bad. I thought it was so expensive. He said chips
I think I'm saved actually I'm okay
I'm okay. 30 seconds. One more.
Can't decide what I can of Tuna.
There it is, boys. Holy shit, I'm owning.
Completely owning now. Locked in.
run this. He hit me with the crit cigarette and this but we're good. 64 bucks
meet the quota money for tomorrow? This is good! Insane day seven actually with
Excess supplies. Two packs of cigs.
Actually, winnable.
Inventory.
Alright, no one really wants a lot of cereal. It doesn't sell well.
Um, so now I can burn...
Wait, wait, wait.
That's crazy. Let's me burn money and fuck up the math.
How about I just check out?
I'm gonna get a pack of six, but it's 37 dollars
Um
You live like this why you always judging?
What do I do get a cleaner from the tools on the provider? Excuse me
And give me one with mustard
All right, you gotta wait, bro, you gotta wait
I just want to get all the tools I'm gonna need them eventually
Okay, all the tools are here
You wanted one with mustard.
Sixteen bucks.
Eleven.
There's a plague around here, what about it?
A monster that takes you to its domain, then you run for your life or face the contagion.
You got something to cover my skin?
Right here, man.
Premium toilet paper.
Hellfire proof.
Good luck, man.
Alright, we gotta make $49.99.
Let's get these drinks in here.
What up, man?
How are you?
I think I'm in trouble.
I need a double, double the fizz.
Double the fizz.
Double the fizz.
Double the fizz.
Double the fizz.
Double the fizz.
Double the fizz.
Double the fizz.
Double the fizz.
Double the fizz.
Double the fizz.
Double? I need double the fizz?
Oh shit
What?
What is this?
I'm just a retail worker
You piece of shit, man. What are you doing, bro? Do you have some cereal? Yes. Five bucks
for that shit? The guy spawns in and he's in the escape room. A busted liver increasing
client patience now let us browse your where I don't want upgrades candy all
right I don't want you fucking upgrade my fuck out of here energy drinks I need
to get more energy drinks next and then buns oh I thought I moved
Okay. What do I need? 4-4-4, 3 more chips, always need chips. Hello, behind me? Come
Come on, you sure fine
What
Serial and just serial
Just serial
Buddy
buddy how many do I have three get some more inside a metal shell seed of
sustenance inside a metal shell seeds of sustenance beans look like seeds
All right, fuck out of here, bro. Fuck out of here.
Wab.
Ships and sweetened candy bar.
All right, how we doing? Bones, dog, cereal.
They're here, I need something to cover my wounds.
Gotcha man.
Alright, energy drink.
I might as well leave.
No, no, I'm not interested, fuck you bro, fuck you.
That guy's just a traveling gamba.
That guy's a traveling casino dude.
There is papal reminder.
I woke up covered in blood and a bunch of TP, give me four?
You fucking fuck.
You trying to bankrupt my shit?
Dude, it takes forever to make money.
No!
Wait!
Oh.
I thought it was- I got two things to toilet paper.
Alright, we gotta start making it to that quota. I have three minutes.
Everything is now quota related.
No, hurry up you fuck. I need actual customers. I need to make $30.
Can I actually make $30 in two minutes and 40?
if they buy now I need them to buy cigarettes you got chips
wait I need 50 bucks actually oh fuck
some coffee oh my god dude I'm not even halfway there two minutes what up man
hurry up six oh you're kidding you're
kidding you're kidding you're fucking
kidding. Hot dog hold the bun. Dude, if this guy asks for two fizzes I'm actually fucked.
12 bucks? It's GG dude. It's like a gamble to spend money.
Some beans?
Eight bucks? It's literally a gamble if someone asks for soda.
I'm out.
tuna please can I get a can I am being drip bed money right now oh fuck I have
enough you're nice of that give me two hot dogs with everything I can do this
There you go, there you go, I'll for you, I'll for you.
Come on.
Holy shit.
Oh no, give me cereal.
I wanna buy a six pack, 49.99.
Worth.
Sapsh!
Save.
You can fucking wait bitch.
I'm here for my coffee.
Alright, feels good.
Feels good.
What do I need?
Okay, tomorrow we need chips, we need cereal, slowly get more beans, coffee.
I need a coffee bag.
I need more hot dogs.
Okay.
All right, 54.99.
The Frisian guy's not working just like you.
Hey yo, fuck you bitch.
Check the cooling indicator on the indicator.
Use of screwdriver.
On the fridge.
There you go, there you go.
And that worked fast.
Alright, I think it's good, I think it's good.
Real time chill.
3 cigarettes.
You ever seen that bird statue?
Bro, I literally live here, no.
I haven't seen anything.
Okay.
Survival item, I'll leave you alone.
I woke up covered in blood.
I need a bunch of TP.
Give me 4.
Bro, good thing I got a bundle for you, dude.
I think that was sitting in for bird shows up.
Spray him.
I think that's what that was.
Did I just get no money?
Never. Wait.
I swear, I just got no money.
Wait, cleaner, cleaner.
What?
He just gave me more cleaner.
Oh, yeah, I went out.
What?
Is that constant?
What did he say to do?
Bubbly loud like me.
1831.
What do I need?
I need two chips.
Beans, toilet paper.
Oh, should I need coffee for?
How about just have this ready to go?
Right?
This guy, organs, I don't care.
And then I need hot dogs later too.
I prefer having two hands.
I don't need all that other stuff.
Candy, we require energy.
Alright, ten bucks, fifty-four ninety-nine, six minutes on the clock, thirteen bucks.
What do you got beans that's it
Just for later might be overkill coffee
All right, I need beans I need beans. I don't know how much coffee beans are
At this point you just want to be my fucking friend.
How can you get all of your parts back anyways?
I need something to cover my wounds.
Right, you give this subscription to the shop at this point.
$6.5 minutes, something smells, a roll, a paper and a no way two packs of cigarettes.
What?
Okay, so you want the toilet paper, you fuck?
Does he want the toilet? I think he corrected himself on the second thing he was going to talk about.
Or he said no, I mean I just want two packs of cigarettes.
You fucking fuck, I swear to God.
Oh my god, I didn't chat, I should...
Guys, this is...
I knew it, I knew it.
I had a feeling he was just correcting the second part of the sentence.
Well, that's a good order.
Give me a couple of cold reds.
All right, it's all good. It's all good. It's all good.
So when that happens, I think that means that thing appears and I just have to keep spraying it.
Or...
I
Drans degree
I'll say that thing disappears
I need something bubbly.
Alright, what's the money at?
651, 3 cigarettes, big order.
Big order.
What up, what up?
Coffee.
Ah, coffee.
Oh, God.
All right
Okay
I don't want that shit
Candy bar, okay
All right nine bucks
oh shit this broke again give me a soda
I do need to get some soda maybe I could do two six packs that's expensive
13 bucks
Oh my god.
I'm okay.
I'm okay, I'm okay.
Uh, I need the paper, paper 2 of.
Alright.
15, 59.
no dude worst fucking timing on this shit let's get this and now for now
Trips in a candy bar? Yes. How much time? Six minutes for $54.99.
Holy crap.
Two bags of the fatter chain?
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Oh shit.
Oh, shit.
Two human cans and beans twice as well.
Oh, 21 bucks now? Shit, I should have waited.
I should have waited.
I got soda for days.
I remember you bruh. It's just a matter of remembering to shut that as fast as possible.
One bag of chips and a copy!
Alright, I got time.
Hopefully that was worth it.
Hopefully.
I have 17 cents, 4 minutes to grind 54.99, I literally cannot buy anything else.
I now officially can't buy anything.
I have to fully save.
Bro, didn't he save 4 cans?
Oh my fucking god didn't he say four cans I sold the cleaner. Oh my god
Fucking god
come on mind dude mind dude
Oh
My dude
We gotta go fast here.
Let's get it cold.
A few men, and some smokes.
There you go, man.
I have way too many candy bars.
Way too many.
Okay.
Alright.
54 bucks.
I'm actually going to get...
Holy shit, that's so expensive.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
hold energy can and energy brew
what
I
All right
What I'm in toilet paper
I got you, I got you I got you man
What happened here, buddy? No, what happened? I'm trying to escape I need to get back to my family
Okay, so what now?
Don't think it's possible how you could get all your parts back.
Buddy, just buy the toilet paper and go let your day.
Yes.
I need a six-packy human.
Maybe I 15 bucks and then I chill and do five minutes of making money.
I get away. Good evening, file of paper and some soda.
No, I didn't notice!
Are you fucking kidding, man? What the fuck? Why is it not working?
Are you kidding right now? Are you fucking kidding?
Did I not just fix it? Did the power go out?
Is it over?
Tell me this is cold enough.
Oh, it was cold enough, thank god.
That was so annoying.
Usually it doesn't take that long.
Oof!
Alright, two cold red ones.
Alright.
Four minutes.
Ten bucks.
Ten bucks I need forty four dollars
Some chips and a human energy
Yeah, these are not cooling fast
16 bucks? Oh, I'm a little worried. Four minutes.
No, no, no, get away, get away, get away, get away.
I'm gonna win, get away.
Three, sixteen, seventy-two? Uh-oh.
I hope that we solve ash and humiline's vitality.
Cool down!
Maybe I get...
33 bucks.
Let's get a six-pack.
Let's get the six-pack and then I'll save.
Alright, man.
Two hot dogs, don't give me the carbs.
Gacha, man, gacha.
These are fresh, bro, these are fresh.
These are fresh, my dude, my doodle, the freshest dogs in hell.
There you go, freshest doaches.
chips candy what what an order energy drinks
oh here comes fucking hot dog two hot dogs with everything but I'm mad I
I started carrying these hot dogs because of you.
You're the number one customer.
Number one, you.
You're the guy.
You really, you do the good shit.
Number one.
Oh, yes.
Thank you.
Thank you, bro.
$10.
$3.10.
Single-handedly clutches the business
Assuming I can find the last two
Oh god, I don't know
Okay, it looks like I'll meet my quota. I just have to hope someone doesn't order some dumb shit
Beans soda cigarettes
Beans?
Are you fucking kidding me? Wasn't that everything?
I put the cereal that way it wasn't cigarettes it was cereal. Oh my god
What the fuck?
I thought it was cigarettes!
Fuck the supplies. I'm repairing the window.
Fuck the supplies.
I'm repairing the window.
30 bucks gone right into it, just spread the fucking window, holy shit.
Mm-mm
One more what I meant how many fizzies how many fizzies bro
There it is, fixed.
Our access for alias we need paper.
All right, very nice.
Fixed and saved.
Another one of you.
Another one.
We're safer a little bit.
Oh, this is very early for hot dogs.
I have no chips. I might need an order and then hope this guy usually doesn't want chips
Give me a soda cold for my wounds
Oh, you just have to wait.
You can't really kill that thing.
This guy, more coffee, bro?
Two cups?
I'm gonna wait, I need to buy more here.
I'm just gonna leave the screwdriver here because it's the only place for you to use
it.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
What is this filler shit right now?
What the fuck out of here, bro?
Order chips now?
I should have ordered when he left, I wasted that order.
Are you fucking kidding, I'm blind.
oh my god I literally don't see it and this dumb piece of shit is right here
where
that was close that was very close that was very very close I just got chips in
same timing. Yeah, good thing he does five years to search. It's true.
It's true.
Okay
Um, let's get...
Wait for this guy, wait for this guy.
Let me see. Fuck this six pack. Copy. Buns.
I need double the fizz.
Okay, now I have to just save.
Oh my god, I got buns instead of fucking hot dogs, it might be Gigi.
Whoa!
I thought I died.
Goddamn, pal.
Sending you through there.
Hey, soda, human, uh, both cold.
Okay.
Okay, I have an idea.
Okay, I have enough.
I want three dogs, of course!
This fuck.
What did he say? Three dogs with what?
I'm dead.
I'm dead he gives you two minutes holy shit I clutched
Is that tuna?
30 bucks?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Shit, I can't buy anything
No, I think it might be over I have nothing
What what the fuck is the M monster no, that's human
I think I'm fucked
20 seconds dude get someone buy cigarettes
Oh my god, come on, I need a $10 purchase?
Oh, this guy, I think I have protein, how much?
No, it's not enough.
Oh my god.
Wow.
It was enough.
Wow.
0.03 cents.
Day 10.
Uh oh.
There you go.
Bitch, I already got him bro, you want your cup?
I don't know how many days there are, I have no idea.
I need something bubbly!
So hungry girl out here, don't get her angry, you'll have a new enemy, you've been warned, give me a soda, cold for my wounds.
Okay, I'm gonna buy some packs.
Let's just do a drink pack.
Oh my god, I need drinks.
Shit.
Uh oh, she's gonna be hungry.
Free candy?
Sure.
It said don't make her angry, I don't know.
I have excess bars.
Hey, Oak! Hold up, Oak!
Four cans!
Buddy!
My customers are gonna be very pleased!
My customers are gonna be very pleased!
They got the fucking dunes and there's no fucking dunes!
They're pleased, you man!
What about that?
I
Here we go, okay
I'll come a copy.
I do need some cigarettes, oh this guy, toilet, paper, okay, easy, I can, we can do that,
we can arrange that, 7 bucks and I need 60 bucks with not a lot of time left, oh shit
Man, I need everything.
Oh.
Oh.
Do I do it?
I'm desperate.
Oh, fuck.
Fine.
Ah, fuck!
How many posters are there in the store? Fuck you!
I want to say two.
Wow.
Oh god, I'll have two of these, dude.
It might be over.
Oh, here we go again.
I swear that was the exit behind me.
Oh no no.
Mayo dog.
Don't eat this all at once.
Got buns, candy bars, cereal.
Oh bro!
Thank you man, thank you.
OK.
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding?
It fucking glitched, and he hit my shit.
26 no we're foogling
I'm not thinking of it a second this thing randomly takes five fucking
the years. Oh my god. I think this is cold enough. Apparently it is. Three minutes to
make 60 bucks and pray I have everything.
two minutes tell me I have an approaching for this guy
Okay, uh, tuna hot dog.
30 bucks, two minutes, no way.
I don't know how the hell I'm supposed to do this
with all this filler bullshit.
Now this stupid fucking bird.
There's no way, man. There's no way. There's no way. I either don't have enough supplies
or something else. A hot cup and a cold energy?
Are you serious four bags dude what a joke man
You know what she still gives the money I can tank the hits
Ten bucks and 30 seconds
Of course, it's this fuck
What?
I made it, I made it.
All good, it's fine, it's fine, I tanked.
Tanked.
I wonder if I'm forever fucked in the eye.
No way you play the whole game like this, thank god.
Alright, 20 bucks and nothing.
Someone looking for freebies around here?
Spray him with the cleaner in the face, okay.
It really burns the flesh.
Okay, I need chips.
Dude, I need everything.
Chips, soda, toilet paper, cigarettes.
Buddy, I don't need cleaners.
This guy just keeps giving me- Yo, no more- No more cleaner! Give me money!
This guy's soft at scanning me.
He thinks- He thinks we're friends so he- I'm not gonna mind.
Motherfucker!
I got one foot in the hellfire!
I don't think you can sell the cleaner to the crow. I tried checking it out and he doesn't take it
The worst place horrible
Okay
That's not maybe, maybe.
Double the fizz.
I do need cigarettes, too.
Yikes, I can't afford two packs.
Yeah, you can't sell it even though it says 10 bucks.
I can't sell it even though it says 10 bucks.
Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh!
Double pack of cigarettes.
Are you fucking kidding?
Chat, did I not have two?
Did I not have two? Am I tripping?
Did I have two?
I had one the whole time?
Oh fuck, I could buy one with a fast delivery expedited.
Okay, GG.
GG.
Unless you can wait 10 seconds.
I'll make it, I'll make it.
He actually waits, he waits a while.
He randomly waits a while.
Roll the toilet paper, let me see.
God damn, Hulk.
You need a switch back.
Is someone laughing?
Chad, this is cereal, right?
Was that cereal?
That guy always fucks me up.
I can't understand, but you guys understand.
I heard somebody.
How much is this? A dollar?
Uh oh. I'm slowly running out of coffee.
What the hell?
Ahhhh!
Fuck outta here bro!
Where did I put the...
Give me two cans of bubbles.
27 bucks, one pack of cig.
Two pack of cigs.
I need some beans.
Two bars of sweet.
how much time? six minutes?
this guy right now
okay
I don't have any cash
you're lucky I'm nice
you're lucky
candy, soda, chips, TP
Uh, alright, I'm saving the rest. Sugar bars.
Bottle hole. Okay, we're good.
You have a hundred chips? I know, but yeah.
I got five minutes. Oh, shit.
All right, all right, all right, all right. I actually need to get a six pack
What? No, I failed. That was so expensive. That was such an expensive fail. I think I threw.
Yeah, what is that human and cereal was that human and cereal
No, I need two expensive things
Hold on boys, I gotta take such a big shit. Hold on, give me 10 minutes.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
All right, I'm sorry about that, people.
All right. Here we go. Oh, is this guy Brace? I want to beat this game. I just don't know
how long this game is. It's getting to the point where it's like, I don't know if it
is infinite. I think there is an ending because they, it seems like there is an ending. It's
not endless and that's a good haul of shit right there
I
Oh should I have no coffee? Oh shit. It's so expensive dude. I have no money
How much time three minutes
I swear something just buzzed.
Ships and coffee? Oh, shit.
I can't- I can't buy anything now. I can't buy shit.
Ah, cigarettes. Oh my god.
I have enough. What up? Give me a candy bar and chips. That is in the order. You should get the hot dogs.
You guys are dwindling my regular supplies and I have no money.
And I think one hit and they break the fucking thing.
Oh my god.
What have I done?
Smokes and a bag of chips.
25 bucks?
I'm worried about the situation at hand.
Very worried.
Why are you going after my candy bar? Oh my I have to buy more.
No. I have no money bro I got a minute. Two beans tuna.
please no candy bars no more no more no more no more no more no more
nevermore I swear this guy just stalls and does nothing oh my god no candy no
candy four okay I could I could buy a six pack I don't think it's worth it
No! Dude, this fucking game, man. I swear to God. I swear to God. I don't know how much
Which time I have, I'm literally blind.
Twenty seconds.
Ah, Gigi. What a fucking joke.
What a joke.
Pop dog with mustard and ketchup also
What
They called soda I just sold you my screwdriver, so yeah
Yeah. Okay.
Wow. Alright then.
That sucks. I think it's G.J. here.
Yep. Come on, man!
Gigi go next
I tried so hard in getting this far, in the end of all times.
What do you guys think? Do I do another one? I don't know how I don't know how long this
game is. I just like what is the last day? Is it actually 15 days? If it's 15 days I'll
I'll do it. I'm close.
All right.
20 bucks.
Beans, toilet paper,
ships.
Beans, olapipan, jeeps.
Great starting motherfucker, great starting piece of shit, you're a motherfucker, you're
great starting piece of shit. You're a motherfucker, bro. You're a motherfucker, bro.
Alright.
But then she probably hits the glass and my glass is like on the verge of death
Sure, I got it
Fresh bag pal fresh bag
fresh bag brother actually put these in now
this guy always wants it too I always want to set up a fizz
what do you want man you want the two fizz?
some beans
If he just fucking grabbed the cleaner, he's just yoinked the cleaner from me.
Uh, beans? Oh, it's expensive as shit. All right.
Uh, is that 30 bucks?
37 I guess six pack, but it's rough
I don't know if I should risk that
Where's the last one brother
I've just spent so much on...
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I miss seeing the amount of supplies, oh you're back already?
I need everything and double the fizz double the fizz
Oh my
Tell me I ordered that in time
I think I ordered it in time.
Soda and a candy bar.
You're gonna have to wait, man.
You're gonna have to wait.
Hold enough.
Did I not order?
Nice to see you, two dogs with everything.
What the fuck?
Am I missing something?
Why isn't it ordering?
Get these in fast, get these in fast.
Oh shit, candy, candy.
Okay, dude, okay.
If that shit hits you twice, you fucking die, by the way.
I thought it was just cosmetic.
Oh my god!
You would order that.
You would.
You would.
You're gonna have to wait.
My guy's about to deliver it.
What the call a fat piece of shit, huh? Yeah, fat piece of shit?
You need more hands no, I don't
This one's ice cold
snarls what I do one I need to set it out
All right, boom, boom.
Okay, I have a good amount of supplies right now.
Four chips.
I need beans and toilet paper.
What about that?
What's that about?
That there's a guy?
Alright.
How much for...
Candy?
Alright what did I need? Toilet paper? Is that all coming?
Shut the shit up street.
Ah, gimme just one.
What the hell man, I was waiting.
15 bucks.
Three candy.
Alright, I should be good now.
coffee and cigarettes fuck I need cigarettes 17 bucks by the way
oh really you want spokes
This fucking sucks, man. I have everything but the most expensive item is just too, too
much. I may have gotten too many.
I thought he aggored me.
Okay, I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,
Okay, I really, really need to get, uh, oh you're such a fuck.
Double expedite, oh my god, I'm gonna fail.
It sucks man, this sucks.
Okay, five minutes.
What?!
It was a candy bar!
That's so stupid!
Chat, what the fuck?
And chip?
I don't know how to fucking read.
Oh, the paper and cereal?
Yeah, is that cereal or coffee?
Shit.
Oh, fuck, 18, 4...
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Three minutes 38.
Okay.
I need one more of those.
Damn, I gotta get a bag.
Oh, I think I have hot dogs.
Oh my god, I don't have hot dogs.
Serial two of Eons, right?
What am I missing? Fuck me, wasn't there one other thing over cereal?
Hot dogs. Oh yeah, it's not in that menu.
I have to buy another one.
I have to spend 10 bucks on a new screwdriver.
What do you want, what do you want better drinking and smoking some what do you mean a bitter
drink coffee I time 40 seconds GG what time flew oh my god this game I think this
This game is fucked on my end, because...
Of course, buddy. This guy's here just to stall.
I don't know what to do with it.
Ah.
Needs to be more efficient from day one, I know.
I know.
I could go for another, um, I don't have enough shit actually.
I could go for a repair.
You're crazy if you think I'm gonna start from day one, this game's a stolen piece of shit half the time.
All right, bubble.
I'm going to need the coffee bag.
What if I didn't get the coffee bag?
I'm going to need the coffee bag.
I'm gonna need the coffee bag.
What if I deny all the cigarettes?
I had- oh my god, what if there's a shred?
You probably- maybe you save more money if you deny all the cigarette users.
And don't buy any cigarettes.
And just tank the hits.
I'll repair it in two dollars and then I won't sell cigarettes anymore.
You f**king bitch!
Of course now you want f**king cigarettes, you piece of sh**.
If I give them one thing, actually it's okay.
It's okay.
What if I do this?
And then I'll repair it. Who gives a fuck?
Repared. And now I'll tank all the cigarette people.
Unless this game's a piece of shit, which I think it is, and it's just gonna keep spamming me.
It's gonna keep spamming me with cigarette users.
And that's how this game works.
The problem with this loop is, it feels like you feel it. You feel the bullshit.
Because it needs to stall you. That's the difficulty.
I need something to clean myself the illusion of bullshitter is there
because you know the item you have the least of they're gonna target yep yep
whatever I hope this guy doesn't want toilet paper
All right, 1380.
Again.
I
Did that not say dude
I suck. I suck.
I'm drawing. Literally drawing.
Literally fucking drawing.
Literally drawing right now.
See, I could technically give her coffee and get a little money and just skimp out on
the cigarettes or it doesn't matter that works to believe that for the other guy
it's cigarettes
ships
All right, so far the strat's working until it's just gonna be a combo breaker of like
five cigarettes.
Beans.
I do need Poppy.
Too much soda.
You're kidding.
Not GG, not GG, it's okay.
Not GG. It's okay. It's okay. It was a six pack
dude this fucking game dude this fucking game for cereals you asshole
What up, dudes?
Alright, the amount of soda I have is abysmal.
I got two minutes 42 and I need god damn it I don't have enough this might be
GG
Soda and tuna
Two minutes, and I have no cereal I could order one, but I don't want to spend the five bucks
Please tell me you're getting hot dogs two bags of chips
Why are you on a diet man? You are the reason I'm buying fucking hot dog shit. And now he
does it while hot dogs anymore? I need two hot dogs, I'll give you the cards. Perfect.
I don't know I have a minute 30 to hope no one bit. Oh my god. I am so low on some supplies
that it's like a 50-50 gg thank you man buy more I might make it this is so risky
Oh
Follow pepper and chips
Get the fuck out of here I need to make 20 bucks
get the fuck out of here these stalling shits they do nothing oh don't be a
cigarette guy come on oh dude this fucking game whoever caught in this game
you're a fucking asshole all right designed to fuck you up man you can
literally the problem with this game is you can feel your set you can feel the
game fucking you as you play it then the illusion is that you can feel the loop
there should be one more customer I made it after restart
Come on, man!
I don't know chat what do you what do you guys think?
I'm not starting on day one, bro. I refuse to start on day one. We're literally an end game.
This is actual end game. I'm gonna do the same thing and ignore the cigarette users.
Same thing. Ignore the cigarette users.
This fuck. You ask for Cuatro sodas? You bitch-ass? And you have to wait.
Crack head, motherfucker. You have to wait.
These two aren't gonna be cold as well.
These ones aren't cold!
Oh, he doesn't care, okay.
Oh, you bag.
Buddy, but I don't have time to talk, man, I don't have time to talk.
What do you need?
Two cans of bubbles.
Dad, this is why I bought a bunch of soda.
This guy's a piece of shit.
Where were you the last match?
I'm gonna give you the whole freezer.
Alright, next is gonna be toilet paper and more cans.
Ships and smokes
Ambience
What I meant it's candy, okay
All right now I need to focus on all I may have thrown the run because I have to focus on repairing now
Two hot dogs with everything.
I need eight bucks.
Four cups of coffee.
The stupid fucking thing.
A dollar.
I need I need to do one really good purchase
This kid I think I have everything for him
You men
Damn I need so much shit
Dude, she's literally glitching all my shit right now.
I swear my bag of chips just flew out.
What was the order?
I'm sorry.
No Smokes.
We are money.
Uh, excuse me?
me I know I'm not doing any smokes I need hot dogs
All right, we're good on the repair, what do I need, what do I need?
Okay, chips, toilet paper, what else?
Triple order, hot dog, chips, toilet paper, chips, toilet paper, hot dog.
Not him for her.
It'd be amazing if it saved the damn order, but that's too much to ask.
Too much.
I'll make out the right stuff.
No!
The cleaner's on the other side!
are you kidding are you fucking kidding dude where is the cleaner oh my god
this fucking game oh my god this game is so fucking bad what an annoying piece
of shit game dude
That was such a good attempt.
Okay, I'm always leaving the cleaner up here.
From now on, cleaners right here.
Right here.
a wheeled.
I'm gonna buy another one.
Candy.
15 bucks.
15 bucks.
Alright, I'm gonna repair, and now we're not selling cigarettes anymore. We're done selling cigarettes.
We're officially done with SIGs, all done now.
No more.
I need beans and toilet paper, and hopefully no one wants a shit ton of toilet paper.
And a screwdriver.
Oh
If someone asks for two that's gonna suck don't ask for a broad double candy double candy, please
Okay, that works. I
Could get up it's too expensive
six
six
Aw, you fuck.
Alright, I need toilet paper and beans.
Right, that's it.
Toilet paper, beans, soda.
What do you want?
You gotta wait 10 seconds oh really you fucking asshole
Well you shop here every day why do you like this
But I'm mad. My favorite customer.
Free shower every day.
one catch up one master
There it is.
I'll catch up.
What happened? I need plain beans and paper.
21, 5 minutes left.
Um, I need...
hold energy and a brew.
Okay.
Do I get hot dogs?
Hot dogs and coffee?
And now I just praise you I have enough stuff for everybody and I have to like micro buy shit
I got a micro buy shit now
YEEEAH!
Okay, skills.
Hold on, uh, okay, so I wonder if it's worth giving him a human?
Yeah, because I still get 20 bucks, so he still pays for it.
So he's gonna hit it no matter what, but I still get paid.
Okay, here comes the stupid fuck.
Oh my god, three times, three times.
Better pay me for these later.
Someone's gonna ask for four rolls of toilet paper, I know.
You can't kill her, you can just spray it a kite.
Now I need a wrench for the coffee maker. Yikes. Please don't break. It looks like the pressure
is fine. Two minutes thirty, thirty seven dollars. Bars are sweet. Uh oh. I want to do it. I might
I need a drip bead, like spend nine bucks on items.
Oh, no.
I could do, maybe I do one order
of soda energy toilet paper.
I could also just deny and save.
But it's gonna be tanking like four heads.
Oh shit.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Couple of reds.
What if I just stall strategy I'm gonna stall the timer I'm gonna get hit here
Yeah, sure sure easy easy thank you man 10 bucks
I need one more.
I made it.
I made it.
I made it.
Stall it.
I'll give him chips.
All right, we're good.
We're good.
We're good.
survived. I shouldn't have held. Oh, sorry, I gotta check out, bro. Oh, sorry, really,
fuck oh my god holy shit get ready I'm expecting my cigarettes and a coffee buddy
I don't know if you're getting that shit right now, bro. Hold on. I'm gonna buy two of these.
How much time do you have, you fuck? All right, you got time?
I don't have a wrench! Dude, you're a little motherfucker, aren't you, dude? You're a piece of shit, aren't you, huh?
Huh?
Take this so I can get money for a rent.
You're not the waitist I can do it. You're not the wait.
See that? Ask her. Fold one.
I'm lost? Where am I?
That's me way out of here. That's what I'm saying!
What is this place? Is it a store?
Can I have some candy?
Alicia paid.
What's the quota?
64.99. Two chips.
Quick tip.
He'll appear as other customers pay attention to how he talks pick him right up by pressing the red button
I'm burning get me a couple of cold red ones
Six fucking dollars I
Need to get a six pack so I don't have money
Oh god today dude this game is gonna oh shit this day is gonna be so difficult this day
Today's gonna be so difficult dude, what the fuck?
Chef walked! Chef walked!
Not necessarily.
Wait.
Are you kidding me?
Last time?
Okay, here's some chips.
Oh fuck, oh fuck.
Wait, can you tell my little bitch?
This isn't good. This is not good, bro. This is not good!
I just stock these bro save some for the other customers you bitch
I would, but this guy is such a scum-ass piece of shit, he's gonna ask some dumbass question, like, what color is the ground?
No, no, no, no, no...
okay okay all right all right all right
what happened
Come on, man.
That's the way.
I
Buddy i'm not doing your fucking bullshit
Oh, oh you're a customer now there you go man
by the way
Are you kidding me
I
Wounded for the rest of the time
No, you're fake
16 bucks got jack shit
20 bucks! I have to get a lawn everything dude. Someone's gonna ask for too much cereal.
Okay. I have like just enough stuff.
Two candies and a soda.
Nooooooooo. Can you wait?
Expedited.
Okay.
Oh
What do we do here, boys?
What do we do here?
I'm not playing Jump King too, okay? The game is designed to make you hate everything. I'm all set there.
I
Where I'm so close
Let me see one more time
If this guy asks for a wrench
I'm gonna give him a copy take the coffee tank the hit make some money and
Go from there
Okay
Mr. Crack! Mr. Head!
First name Crack, last name Head.
Mr. Crack!
Mr. Crack!
Hey!
To the left.
Mr. Cracker!
Wait, do I have toilet paper?
Oh, fuck.
Well, can the rock and roll guys show up so I can make a little money to buy everything?
Smoke's a white roll and some potatoes.
Wait, I think I'm dead here.
I might be dead here.
Bro, this run is fucked, man.
This run is fucked.
It's not fucked. It's not fucked.
Yeah, tomorrow 007.
Hatterborn versus Wolthard? Who you got? Who's that?
I need 10 bucks before the windows break.
Come on $6 bro, $6.
Don't break the window you piece of shit.
Stalling that five. Oh, dear
All right, here's the doppelganger. Oh my god
I don't know if I have stuff for him
hold reds okay dude this game right now this fucking game is setting me up for
failure
GG, GG, back down.
I failed.
I should have got the six pack.
Now the guy's gonna ask for a cigarette and break the screen.
I'll take it, I'll take it.
Okay, the name of an in-game variable to find the most time clients are willing to see patients.
Next question how many questions are there how much time does the fridge take to cool a can of corpse cola 15 seconds
What oh my god
This game so easy
I was making it so difficult we're eating good bro we're eating fucking good holy shit
So that candy bar, coming up, coming up!
Shut up candy bar!
Shut up candy bar!
Surplus, profit.
Thank you bro.
When this guy shows up I can sort my inventory
Gotta use the time to my advantage now
Doppelganger fuck
Hey boys, I'm out
I
Wrench gone
I'll be right back.
Oh, you rock.
Don't got it. Don't got it. Oh, I can give you two sweet bars. But you're still gonna
gonna hit my shit like an asshole fuck you too bro
what's up what are you gonna break
Oh
That's all I was using that
Right oh shit, I think it was real
That's incredible that's incredible right there loving this right now loving this right now
Now, I'm completely loving this. Yup, yup, Gigi.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, okay.
Ah, fuck.
I needed the trivia.
That was literally the run.
That was actually the run.
Was that the trivia guy? It's GG.
Like that was, that was what I needed.
It's already GG.
It's almost like I need an RNG and hope that guy shows up to do the trivia.
I'm gonna ask for four, you crackhead fuck, I swear to God.
Thank you.
I don't have anything for you.
Bro, trivia guy, please tell me you're here.
No, dude, I don't have anything for you.
The funny thing is, of course...
I have no money.
God damn it.
Oh, God.
What the hap- Oh!
Oh my God!
Now I'm gonna fuck up the trivia.
Alright, don't mess up-
Don't mess up the trivia!
Five.
3?
Oh my god.
Dude, it was- oh my fucking god, dude.
Bro, it was sausage, it was fucking-
It was fucking one two three four
Five six seven eight
I should just restart oh fuck I can deny here a couple of times before she gets really pissed
I should just restart. I think this is over. This is a waste of time. I'm gonna start over. It's
Now I know I can deny her a couple of times before she gets really pissed.
That actually changes a lot.
like you have to deny some for the sake of resources. That was a good start.
Or so does your fucking asshole, dude. You think I got that shit right now? You think
I have that, you fuck? Fuck out of here. Fuck out of here, you crack bitch.
ahhh
Well, the paper bro
I'm gonna die like I could this seems like a wait dude I'm fucked I am fucked
whatever let's see let's see hold up
A box of that tiger.
Okay, 82 cents, now we just have to survive.
Oh, I have no soda for this guy.
Double the fizz, and I'll cash it bro.
I know, I know, I know.
Let's see how this works.
Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go.
all right come on come on eight eight eight
Oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god, man.
what the hell is that a way to escape it's already gg I think it's already gg
here yeah but I don't want to escape that way that might be like a way to get
out but that's like not the that's like one ending that's kind of like a that's
not a true ending though escaping through there's not a true ending it's an
ending
Now fuck that shit.
It's a secret room?
Not for bro.
Thank you.
Alright chill chill chill chill.
Chit chat chill.
Chit chat chill.
Chit chat chill.
Come on bro.
Chit chat chill.
This guy's gonna ask for cigarettes.
Oh, and maybe not.
The micro fucking feeding to the repair is actually torturous.
All right, save.
All right, trivia guy, where you at, bro?
Trivia guy! Oh my god! What up dude? I'm poor, help!
Thank you my brother! You're a brother my brother!
All right, don't fuck this up. Do not fuck this up, please.
I'm just gonna go right, right, right, right.
I want to say five. Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Tools?
Okay, one pack, two pack, tools, and there's a fourth.
Dude, I swear there's four.
It's singles, packs, tools, I swear I'd never click on the fourth one.
Organs for the guy.
What's the fifth?
I already counted tools.
Extras.
Extras.
How many of you guys are there counting the big one on the electrical panel?
Seven?
Or six?
chat I should have put seven down
God fucking damn it God fucking damn I
I blame you guys no no no
mm-hmm this is the big one
there's fucking seven
I think
literally God said
I think
one
coke buddy don't ask for what I think you're gonna ask bruh please please
you
you
you
you
you
Oh my god.
I don't remember denying her.
Did I do that this time?
Don't do it, bro. Don't do it. I have no tools, please.
Oh, usually he breaks my shit.
No cigarettes, bro.
Oh, you motherfucker!
I
Hey, what up, man?
You look like a bean.
$40.
$40.
A bitter drink and smoky cylinders.
I could buy cigarettes, but I'm gonna keep neglecting the cigarettes I
Think
Like it's a strat bro
Dude, fuck you, buddy.
I mean, it is four minutes, so... yeah.
Cereal and beans, weird combo, actually a disgusting combo.
Tuna, cereal and human?
Damn, that's so expensive!
Are you kidding?
I literally clicked you and you said nothing.
I think I'm going to fail boys.
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I have I have no hot wait oh my god oh my god it's over dude I oh my god oh my god
Oh my god.
Dude, I don't know, bro. I don't know.
I didn't see him. It blended into the fucking ground.
One minute. I can't buy anything.
And the problem is one hit.
If somebody asks for cigarettes, I'm dead.
It's over. It's over. It's actually over.
Really?
Really?
Come on dude.
Maybe there's like five bucks in here.
You need a key.
No random water cash.
the hot dog would have saved it
Hmm
Dude what if there was $5
There's like a random clip of fucking five bucks.
Oh, I guess I'll just restart the day.
It's over!
Nah.
No, no, no.
and take the hit on money
close
The question is, with this build, if I buy that early, will I be able to repair this?
I can tank in one hit.
One hit.
One hit.
Buy the cigarettes, bro.
All right, now I gotta tank some shit.
I
I
Please please please
Please.
Hey.
Plain, ketchup, mustard, mayo, ketchup, mayo, ketchup, mustard, it's seven, it's seven.
I'm missing one it's seven or eight plain ketchup mustard sausage mayo ketchup mustard
ketchup mayo, mayo mustard.
What did I miss?
All sauces?
Eight all sauces.
Okay, take a week.
Okay, take a week.
Okay, take a week.
Okay, take a week.
Okay, take a week.
Okay, take a week.
Of course, all sauces.
All right, there it is, there it is.
There it is.
I bought the SIGS 2.
I bought the SIGS 2 for the investment.
How about it all?
This is the run.
Oh, fuck, I don't know if this person is lying.
Oh, thank god.
I'm not buying a ranch.
I need to buy one.
Serial beans?
Good copies.
So empty?
What?
Oh my God!
Fuck this game. Fuck this game. Fuck this shit. Fucking worst hitbox I've ever seen.
I missed you bro. I missed you math. I missed you bruh. It's right by here. It's fucking
Yes!
Yeah, do I repair?
I could repair, but I might not have money.
I might, I might have no money if I fuck up.
I'm close. I'm close. I should restock. I have hot dogs.
Tuna and soda.
I have three minutes.
I need cereal.
I need tuna.
Okay, hot dogs, please.
One with each sauce.
Mustard.
Dude.
Maybe I should buy buns.
There's so many potential things I need to buy.
I do have excess.
I could buy a couple of one-off items.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Did I do two beans?
No way. I did two tuna.
No way. It said...
Bro, I swear I picked up tuna. I read the also tuna.
No fucking way.
AHHHHH I DI-AHHHHH
No way, dude. I swear I pressed the tuna. I read tuna. I swear I pressed the tuna, bro. Clip that shit.
No way. No way. No way.
Why did I do beans?
Why did I do this?
Oh my f***ing god, this is harder than Elven Ring.
Beans? Why did I do that?
Why did I do that? Why did I do that?
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't do this anymore.
I don't know
I
Know
No
Whatever. I can still survive this. If someone buys cigarettes, maybe.
candies or fucking candies
I need four dollars for a wrench.
$2 for the wrench.
Two orders of smokes.
I get a repair.
I'm moved I'm surprised he didn't kill me right there alright next order of
business is I'm fucked we're not are not please
Okay.
three dogs, one with each sauce
I'm denying all cigarettes.
Double the fizz.
I have two cereal.
Is there one?
Copy plus human.
Right?
Copy and cigarettes.
Do I actually have cigarettes anywhere?
I don't see any.
You do.
What happened?
I could get more buns I'm almost up the quota I have
four minutes I don't know yet I don't know
and before that was a waste three minutes I mean hopefully I can sell them I'm not buying
a six-pack bro if she needs hotdog buns I swear to God wow no I don't believe you
okay
ships and human okay I'm worried right now I'm worried I have to like micro buy
shit and I don't know what to microbiome soda and some toilet paper
so we'll buy the six full energy can and energy brew hold energy can
If I run out of coffee, that would suck.
It's so expensive.
Oh fuck, I'm dwindling two minutes.
I'm dwindling.
I have protein for this guy.
Okay, I made it over and now it's kind of like do I could micro buy a bunch of stuff, but I don't know
Yeah, maybe I start and I'm gonna try I should waste time now of course this guy's back
back. And handy... no.
You've been under soda!
Wow, this is my last human.
Okay, okay, okay!
Maybe this is the last guy who will buy some cigarettes.
Of course it's you.
fuck out of here
all right
oh what does it have to do with runtime
I don't want to live in this world please
Oh
50 today you better make some extra money to Mars
I'm looking at your final work day and the day after that. It's judgment day prepare yourself a cup of coffee and a pack of cigarettes
Move it
I'll cover my skin at least I don't have to repair this today so this is nice and I
have eleven minutes I need energy drinks fuck
I don't know what the jester is here today see always here
How about you buy my cereal and stop yapping
Okay, I'm trying to get the fuck out of here, dude.
Double the fizz.
I'm gonna miss you, Mel, and I leave you my favorite crackhead in hell.
You're my favorite.
What did he want?
No, fuck the six bags.
I don't need that many and they never, they rarely actually even get the humans.
It's usually like not...
Yeah, I need to get back too. We're both humans.
A man with a hat is asking for a contract. I don't have any way to get it. Not much of a talker, I guess.
Okay, I want to roll a toilet paper
I don't know how long I have $15.
I guess I have been purchasing items.
Wait.
OK, the jester is still here.
Asshole.
Okay, tuna, if anything, I have one cigarette.
Do I do it?
Do I do it?
Six.
Patience.
Yeah, I know all the answers.
Okay, just for shits, I could now just order some, uh, kind of six pack.
That's so expensive.
I'll spend half.
I don't need coffee right now.
I have five cups.
Three cups.
Yeah, actually, maybe I shouldn't have copied.
Freezing can of human.
You're not the wait a second.
Like 10 seconds.
Should be good enough.
Two cans of soda freezing. Really? No hot dogs today?
No, I'll be back. Get the fuck away, man. Just a hot dog with all sauces?
Okay, bro.
I already know who that is.
Everybody relax.
Everybody chill, everybody chill.
Everybody chill, everybody chill.
What?
Dude, what?
He came back twice?
No way, dude.
That's never happened.
He's lit.
Sometimes it's the jester
Dude that's never happened all my fucking god
I have two candy bars, two tuna, I could expedite some.
Come on, man.
What is it?
Come on, man.
Oh my god, I almost moved dude.
Oh
Three posters
I could just get some candy bars and tuna
Do I do it?
She usually doesn't smoke.
Motherfucker. Motherfucker.
Okay, now not again.
He's trying so hard to take the cigarettes.
Got a coffee.
Yeah, I could get candy, a bag of coffee beans.
I'm at the point where I won't see you.
I won't see you.
I did my part!
Oh
Soda and
Chat what was that
Soda and
Just sink with a bun. I don't know if it's with a bond
Hot dog are you fucking kidding?
Whatever fuck you bro
Dude, I don't fucking know man, sometimes they specify the damn buttons.
I guess it was just straight up, dude.
Oh, get to a hundred dollars.
I mean now it's kind of like yeah I could repair this
this.
I don't know what else to get.
All right, I have a good surplus as long as it doesn't hit me with like a guy shows up and you want some of the six items
Y'all for all
Thank you, man. Thank you. I appreciate you
I appreciate you, brother.
Grain of the land drowned in milk.
Like coffee or cereal?
Grain.
I don't know, bro. I thought I fucking...
some other shit.
A hot cup of coffee. Damn, you all want this shit now.
Well, I'll give him the next one
Rawr out of your face
This is interesting they all want coffee
Damn it, man
Oh, this isn't hot anymore. I actually think you can see it steaming.
I'm gonna stall the next person.
Tuna beans tuna
All right, now I can stock up for tomorrow
What do I need? Everything. I could fix the window too.
70 bucks. Six pack of candy soda chips toilet paper.
I already have two packs of cigarettes. I have cereal. Chad what am I missing?
I feel like this is basically it.
And tuna. I could do human as well and still have enough money.
Was it $69.99 to end the day?
I already have two cleaner. I'm gonna stock and then next day I'm gonna be very well equipped.
I have so much horror paper.
Two cereal, enough, I hope so.
All right, we are good seven cups of coffee
All right, 12 bucks to spare.
That was fast, so that if you have it, it would be wonderful.
Whoa.
Hey!
You fuck!
You fucked!
Bad start, bad start.
Take couple copy of that magazine, bud!
And I don't want to risk, and I don't want to risk, don't want to risk it happening to me again, and you figure it out.
I need something to clean myself.
Whoa!
I know where this goes.
But I don't know if that's the exit.
I don't want to leave though.
I don't want to leave.
I'd I'd be able to come back today and load up this day to see
Yeah, I need a hundred bucks
Hey, my favorite character!
The paper at Diana's block.
The contract is officially in Vienna.
You might still use it, sir, put it.
I mean, I'll have a fight with you, sir,
don't put all your money.
I'm gonna need lectures.
Okay, it's me again.
It's me again. I think I'm stuck here for good back home. Wonder how much time they've been waiting for me
I'm still hoping it's hoping I'll find some way back. I've heard about the contract. I need some really expensive paper
Have you seen that?
It's just an expensive piece of paper
An expensive piece of paper what even happened I have no idea
an expensive piece of paper should I just give her toilet paper it's okay
Either way, okay.
Oh my god, 120 bucks.
There's an actual shop item for 120 dollars.
Ah ah ah!
Not the end of! Not the end of!
What the fuck are you doing?
Not the end of! What the fuck are you doing?
I
Oh no, no, no, color red!
A lot of here.
I got to order a wrench.
Is there anything I need?
I could get some beans.
I
This guy wants four cereal!
I don't know if that was worth it.
I gotta save the rest of the money.
I've just played one eye this whole time now. God damn it.
Oh
Where have you been
Thank you man, thank you.
Not again, bro.
Not again, stop.
I have 5 minutes to get $80.
I feel like it's GG.
I can't tell if she's lying or not.
I've never seen her buy toilet paper.
I knew it.
I fucking knew it dude.
She does not wipe her ass.
Oh my god, I bought two wrenches.
Are you kidding me?
chips left
I have no money
wow
No way, no way.
Two coffees.
Are you fucking kidding?
two minutes for a hundred dollars is the biggest load of shit I've ever seen they're
buying micro amounts of shit this has to be scripted human and what is that
do I use the key
I thought I was gonna get him out of some cereal.
I'm actually getting a lot now.
I could leave.
I guess if there's a minute left and I'm nowhere near it, I will.
Yeah, I should leave.
I can leave after I don't meet my quota?
True.
what up man thank you for the 10 bucks
Oh, he was a liar.
Sorry, can it be more helpful?
What?
Man in the hat is always watching, just hoping not here.
I didn't want to mention it, but you were a real bastard. What?
I was-
You owned a store back then, right? What?
The talker don't worry we'll get plenty of time. Come on pal.
Did he just?
Did he just?
Okay. Chat you are here. Holy.
There it is. Game be in.
Sheeey!
Day 15.
Not the real ending.
Okay.
What do you guys think here?
Bro, hitting $100 is difficult as shit.
I
I hit the ending whatever fuck this game. I'm good. Let's play some CS
tomorrow some motherfucking uh what do you call it actually no let's do some Suica 1v1s fuck
What kind of straight
Spoilers
That's 666 or really?
What's happening?
What happens?
This is it.
Oh my god!
I've seen a good deed recently, bro this guy's just fucking yapping chat GPTS ending
You found a way out of even this.
Okay.
Hey.
buddy
buddy
buddy
bub bub bub bub buddy
I believe I just played that shit for five and a half hours the hell is wrong with me
Go from what literally going from hell to actual hell
I'm going to load up CS2 and it's going to be against like a fucking three stack versus
four stack and there's gonna be one guy who's sketchy as fuck la la la the usual
fuck CS dude CS only two is just annoying as shit now
i'm just gonna be a dust two or mirage
All right, who's out there?
What do we have here?
Wow, okay.
That would be amazing, but no, oh
This might work, okay.
This would be a good combo.
Wow.
Interesting.
I
Buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy
No, wait.
Ugh.
This is still winnable.
This is still winnable.
Scenic route?
Oh
Yikes
I
Have you seen a ground
Come on.
That's so dumb, man.
Make a fucking lemon, bruh.
Oh my god.
That is a lemon so good. I don't I need that tomato to disappear. This is risky.
Damn that wasn't heavy enough.
I'm gonna win this he knows it's over he knows it's over
I
Yeah, he knows it's over he understands what's gonna happen he knows
Oh
Shit, I think it's over
Uh-oh, I think if I put this here, I don't know if that apple is gonna fly off.
I tried dropping it for a lemon on the right.
Shit.
It's fine.
AHHHHHHHHHH
Shit
It's funny
All right, that was hilarious. Good job. Good job
Absolute law, hilarious.
Wow you better connect thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
Wow, really nice.
Oh, really mother bugger, oh really mother bugger.
You do like this.
Please connect friend
Dude, no way.
How do you fucking jump, fuck?
That is the most lodged shit grape.
This guy's a paid actor on the right dude.
Brother, brother.
I am headed to a watermelon.
The land of the melon.
It's a beautiful land.
That looks everywhere.
Hmm
Brother I need
Another I need a I need of this I need of this
There it is boys there it is the first pineapple
And at the second
Building the second already got the lemon
Oh my
The only thing they can fuck up is if I'm shoving too much shit on the right.
Uh oh, apple, lemon, Furby.
Oh!
That is incredible.
Wow.
Wow. I could orange this and then it will connect or boom, boom, boom.
That is unfortunate.
There could be a situation where there's not enough room.
Damn, this is so close.
Wow.
What?
Get the fuck out of here.
Dude, I am staring at it.
I don't know if I put this here if it will kill me and then I just need a Clementine.
Oh, buddy. No, it's gonna launch it.
Oh!
Oh! Come on!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Alright, alright, alright, alright. We're good, we're good, we're good.
I get I get I get
That is incredible.
Wow, Cherry Spam.
No!
These are the same Pucka-Hangas again.
Wow!
Oh
I
Oh, that works. Very nice.
Dude.
It's a generational run right here.
It's a generational run right here.
Whoa.
Oh, I was hoping those were going to connect.
Wow, there are so many connections right here.
connections right here force it just connected in the worst possible fucking
sequence I've ever seen that was incredible how shit it was
My
Good luck brother good luck go on youtube read the guides
You got this you got this study the strat come on come on
You can do it!
You can do it!
It's me, dude. I love you.
Hello, Poco!
What are you trying to say right now?
Alright, we're going in ot- we're digging in Audible.
After calling this the worst fucking game ever, we are headed in that direction.
Tomorrow, 007 people, I got time for one game.
The finale, CS, will I uninstall?
Find out live now.
We're going, quick match, fast match.
If this is a fucking 12-12 match
with a fucking cheater wasting our time,
Gabe, I'm gonna send you a very, very
strong worded email, okay?
and you'll be back tomorrow oh really why is this rating only going down because
it's tough out here bro it's tough out here in the solo queue realm it's tough out here
we're versing people who
where i play one to two matches a day these motherfuckers only have cs on their steam account
All right, c'mon.
Motherfuckers, 720Hz monitor.
640 by 480 720 hertz and one other
Bunk CFG
Let me guess I didn't know where the fuck we're going I
I didn't know where the bug were going man, oh bug.
Why bad Mariah's?
You guys don't know shit on ancient.
relax, pal
Let's roll
Eight fucking kills in the end of the game.
I'm on the six game lost streak from 25k to 20k.
Yeah, I'm done.
Don't worry, good one.
Move it, son.
Oh, god.
There it is.
Lower B someone.
Mid smoke, no vision.
It's cat or bit to be just like that
Just just one
Other
This guy's right here
He is right.
Wow.
Really?
Oh, fucking Ratatouille guy.
Really?
Bloody.
I'll let him play, I'll let him play, I'll rush him!
No!
I'm feeling the arm.
I'm feeling home.
Yucca Lee!
Yucca Lee, is that you?
Yucca Lee!
the one digs are hitting today boys the one the one the one so Juanito did he
smoke this is it right here one day right there
We need, laying down on the smoke.
Come on!
Time limits.
We need out.
Lower time limit.
One.
Two.
Where's the third one?
Where's the third one, man?
Yeah, we need to cross on the other side of the river.
Let's move out.
Doesn't matter man, fruit and force, you're gonna lose.
One top mid.
Whether it be fruit, whether it be a fucking AK, you're gonna lose.
You're gonna lose.
She was down here
That's all I need
I've seen this before you get like six wins or like these guys suck balls and then all of a sudden they
Figure you out and then they fuck you up
Here's you what happens
Oh
Oh
Maybe this guy wasn't joking, he actually didn't pull 40 kills every match.
What the hell's going on here?
one dead
one's pushing one
one's pushing one
one's pushing one
one's dead
one's dead
throwing fire
grenade
throwing grenade
I'm gonna go back to the car.
CC, NCC, smart.
Ah!
It's from back up.
There's an op-down around CT.
Yeah, this is nice sometimes, you know.
Usually top-racking, getting, you know.
Sometimes you want to get carried, boys.
Feels good.
Finally.
Ah!
Gear up. We aren't going on a windy walk here.
Feels good, man!
Throwing fire!
Game-gun smoke. Smoke!
Some more.
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
death of
Yeah, if we actually 13L, I have time for one more, baby.
He's kind of sus, I gotta say.
He's like, completely dominating to the point of bullshitty.
Bullshittification.
He just rushes bit and shits on people at 20k.
What do you call that?
What was waiting for it?
I don't know.
Uhhhhhhh
You're on fire!
Incendiary out.
Let me see, let me see, let me yoink his crosshair and then we'll know for sure.
This guy is now looking out there.
Check the tunnels.
I
Like a wall there
No mid, you tell it all.
Yeah, this guy's just like going up mid and shitting out in them.
Wow, no one's suicide, okay.
The guy's movement is so snappy it's like kind of
Oh my god he bleeds!
He bleeds!
He's right there, so he's scared he should be.
shaking. Yeah, that's one of the worst view models I've ever seen. I literally was
peeking while watching that. Some of these view models are absolutely sacrilege.
I
See the site
I'm throwing fire
I'm probably up here
Yeah, up here
Throwing fire
Throwing a grenade
Throwing a grenade
I saw one, I think it was a kitten drop behind site.
He crossed?
Short, short, short, short.
Did he cross long?
No, no, no. One short, I'm sorry.
Sight and...
Oh my god!
I was like...
Oh, I legged him on cross.
Don't worry, the next batch is going to be a 12-12 into a 15-15 if I queue again.
I don't know if I should queue again, boys.
I don't know.
It's totally...
Dude, this game, I know how it works.
I'm rushing cat.
Dude.
Headshot.
Okay, okay, I'll back y'all, not really carried anymore bro, okay, tag team carried now.
Oh my goodness.
the comeback now it's going to be a 1212
smurfing is cringe
one sec, one down, one last
i got it
go
i got it
go
go
go
go
go
go
go
go
go
go
go
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
10 HP. Jump up.
Oh, CT spawned. Maybe mid-doors.
I'm planting the bomb.
The bomb has been cleared.
Monday players?
Yeah.
Damn.
Alright, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, I'm gonna chill here actually, boys. We got we got uh, we got what do you call it tomorrow?
Yeah, I'm gonna chill here. I'm gonna chill here. We got um tomorrow jumping in all day double
07
007 play through um we jumping in boys chat I will see you guys tomorrow for
another one GGs people 007 tomorrow brace I will be beating the game a hundred
percent I don't know what I'm gonna do yet the combat seems to be really good
But then it seems like you can stealth the whole game. So it's like either do a mix of both or do full stealth full play
Full combat like I don't know. There's so many different
Areas so yeah chat GG's till next time. Thank you guys for watching peace out and I will see you on
motherfucking
Tuesday yes indeed goodbye chat and during night till next time people till next time some fours up
Peace out, chat, GG.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you