I
Oh my god.
Oh, Sevine.
Well, that just cats me out. We good.
All that fun stuff. Chat, how are you guys doing people? What up? What up?
The Guild Wars 3 domain has been updated just now. Is it really going to be it? Oh my god. Chat SGF. It's at five o'clock, right?
I'll be... I'll stream the whole thing.
Saw stream till seven or whatever the hell.
Ah, yes.
Over long all good all good. Yes at five o'clock right two hours
Mmm, it'll be good shit. We'll see we'll see
We'll see what's going on I don't know what to expect
Other than I want to see the blood that one fucking games update
There's a couple of different things. We'll see.
What crap game is Jeff gonna push on us this time?
Motherfucker, who gives a shit, bro?
He's gonna, he might be excited in the way he introduces it, but it's like,
some of you motherfuckers are so emotionally invested, it's like kind of cringe, okay?
There's always going to be like, oh my god, this was my favorite introducing the world premiere.
It's like a shut the fuck up you emotional ass gamers bro.
Just take the fucking trailer.
The hype and the placement might not be great or whatever.
Who gives a fuck?
You're just there for the trailer, not the intro to the trailer.
the guy the host talking about the game that is about to be displayed you can
then figure out your own fucking height if you can't control yourself shut the
fuck up that's how I see it you got so much slack for that shit yesterday it's
not even being mad bro that's such a dumbass response it's more like you need
to hear the damn truth. No one's mad. toddler asked response motherfucker in the chat. Oh
my god, the hype. Oh my god, high card. How is this the final game? It's like, bro, who
gives a fuck? You're you're complaining about that literally your own fault. At the end
of the day you're just there to see the fucking game and to see if they if it's
going to be an interest and if you will be purchasing playing or following said
fucking game and guess what you whining fuck you're here for SGF and you're
going to be there for the next presentation he does because who fucking
cares you're there for the game you're there to see what the new shit in the
The industry is the end, not how the fuck they're presenting it.
So yeah, Jeff does win.
And no shit, it's a production, he's going to make money out of it and...
happened your dream job? Oh my god, is this real? Gothic remake in one hour? Yes, I'll
be playing that shit. Yes, indeed. Yes, indeed. Let's see, let's see, a carpet cleaning simulator.
Oh my god, how long till us yeah, I think it's a five o'clock, right?
I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure.
Drywall eating simulator, what the hell dude?
You got a war, uh, Laofay, um, combat first look.
Oh, yeah, I saw some of this.
I'm still gonna play it.
I'm still gonna beat it and shit.
I'm still, you know, it's a God of War game, I'm gonna see where they take it.
The thing is, the universe is deep, brother.
The lore is interesting. Let's see how these devs actually fucking mold it.
The thing is, God of War 2018's reveal to E3 trailer was like actual peak to then the game coming out.
I don't know how they would top that.
the E3 reveal with the fucking music
and the dragon flying over in the whole sequence
was so damn good.
Into waiting for the game to come out
and actually feeling like a true
two console actual fucking 10 out of 10,
a $60 experience or whatever the fuck the price was
when it came out.
I would say this game didn't hit as hard, but like whatever.
I do not, I do not mind the fucking, I don't mind the gender of the main characters long
as the story is good.
I would say the best game I have played with a female lead was, I'm probably missing one.
I'm going to say plague ink.
Or not plague ink.
Fuck it.
I played tail.
Excluding the last of us.
I
Hellblade oh
What do you mean Freudian slip what the fuck you talked about bro saying she doesn't even know what he's typing
Last of us. I know I said excluding last of us
Game of the year potential no that game looks fucking stupid, bro
We've seen it brah we've seen it
I'm not sure what it is.
What is this?
Hold up, hold up.
Do you want a new dynasty warriors?
The latest one was actually really well received.
People loved it dude.
Well, wait a minute one hour less than an hour ago. Oh fuck. What did they say?
Let me see let me see let me see
Let me see I
Will say I do I will say the writing in Ragnarok people
Criticized and I see it God of War Kratos had so many good one-liners
He didn't say much, but his one-liners were like hit perfectly.
Did they change the writer in Ragnarok?
He had a lot of boy, boy, yes, he did say that a lot, but the thing is, the more you talk,
So, if you don't talk, Kratos is the perfect example of you don't need to fucking talk a lot but when he does say something it's, it's very minimal language, but you understand he doesn't need a lot of dialogue.
It's his character.
He had a lot of good fucking one liners in 2018 I think it was a different writer for Ragnarok though.
mediocre game ever? I think the thing is this game has the best depiction of God
characters in gaming. It does. It really has the best. So I would say I'm more
curious about who the villains are. That is probably the best. Who the fuck
else chat bro saying smite ban the motherfuckers saying smite actually
stupid what are you talking a fucking Hades bro it's a PNG oh my god what are
you even talking about what do you mean smite what the fuck bro God of War has
the best depiction of gods in gaming what are we smoking here boys what the
fuck are you talking about
Hades has does we get that's not even fucking glaze bro Hades does a great
job with the way they voice acted, show the different gods. Yes. But in terms of like
scale and peak shit, God of War is better. I'm more curious about the different gods
they show and how big the scale is going to be here. I mean, shit. All gods are cubes.
It's not even graphics, Andy, dude. What are you even talking about?
Hold on, this literally was just published.
What did they say about the fucking cube?
A lot of you have long represented an exciting way to branch out and tell new and different stories that are mentioned in God of War. We know.
We spoke to the game director about the announcement of the game.
God of War's identity has changed so many times in Lafay. I still don't know how to say it. It's probably the most drastic.
Having worked on the franchise for a long time and been through a lot of those evolutions, I think it's telling an epic story that is tons of fantasy and violence, but the heart of it is still a real human personal story.
like if right of us one way is rage filled but there was a real person underneath that and for us
seeing the evolution over time with the different consoles and thinking about what new things can
we bring to the storytelling the new things can we what new things can we bring it to the
comic experience and being able to blah blah blah I mean I know a little bit more than what we've
shown for the reveal. So for me, Faye definitely has violence in it and is capable of that.
I think it's just more what does a warrior look like in Faye? That's a little different than what
a warrior looks like in Kratos. Okay.
It's like she's just defending the people criticizing Faiz, Faiz being the character.
I don't think it's a bad, I don't think it's a bad character. I think people are being fucking weird. I think there's a lot of, the problem is there's a lot of tourists takes.
That's the fucking problem.
Biggest microphone fucking tourists take goes viral. All the other tourists see it too. And then that's all you hear.
And then 95% of the people who played it.
The other game, the actual games don't really have the microphone.
So the these motherfuckers just push it and then that's all everybody sees.
I don't think it's a bad take.
OK, anyone who played fucking Ragnarok knows it would be kind of stupid
to make another Kratos game like the guy needs a bit of a vacation.
And if this is kind of like the key to then have Kratos come back, it makes fucking sense.
He literally was done after dude. What are you talking about? Ragnarok was like a conclusion.
He fucking kills Thor and fucking Zeus.
Oh no, we gotta go get more gods. Now we gotta go kill more gods. No, it kind of then like, okay, now it's like,
Even the even a
Atreus grew up and had like a good
Adolescent story with his fucking dad. They're not gonna now go kill more gods
I don't even know how they would bring it over to fucking Egypt other than to sell more other than oh, yeah
We never gonna do another God of War
Kratos is back
What do you mean I didn't finish it bro what the dude haps you guys are so fucking stupid
what are you even talking about literally vaude proof of the ending Valhalla
one of those Valhalla again. I don't even fucking remember. The DLC. It was the roguelike mode.
Dude, come on man. The roguelike mode, that shoot seemed like it was filler to just sell a little
more copies. It had a bit of story. Yeah, it was it seemed like it was like the tiny shred of
development that they had a bunch of shit that they could just make it in to a roguelike and sell
it. Okay, it's literally fucking filler with maybe a bit of cannon involved.
The actual fucking meat was Ragnarok in 2018. You know, they're probably like looking at their
fucking files and they're like, bro, we can literally rehash this shit and make a roguelike
real quick as a side project and then throw a bit of lore dump in it and sell it for how much?
I don't know. I don't think Faye is a bad character at all. I think it's fine. That was not my concern
whatsoever. I see how it fits. It's how many how many Kratos got of Wargames? There's so many.
There's so many as him as the main character and now this is like his wife.
And then it's eventually probably going to go back to Kratos.
I still think it kind of reminds me a little of how it was Miles Morellus and Spider-Man
and then it will go back to fucking Peter Parker eventually in like a weird way.
But then it does kind of make it seem like a DLC that they then made into a full blown
fucking game.
Or not a DLC, but like a side game that then they were like, yeah, we're going to go all
out with this one.
Yeah, what if they had done a Treyas?
Yeah, what if they done a Treyas?
This is not a spin off.
Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I'm saying what they could, I wonder if they went into this saying they were going to make a game like Miles Morellis, where it's like a 60 full blown priced game, or slightly cheaper, but like a bit more involved.
And then decided to then know we're gonna make a full blown production as in like the next God of War big game
This is the next God of War big game
Yeah, I don't know who else they were gonna use though like sure they could have done another Kratos game. Yes
Yes, to me, it feels like Ragnarok is so fresh.
It's it would seem like, oh, it doesn't feel hype if there was another Kratos game as a God of War fan.
If it was Kratos, it would it feels a lot more mild.
Anything is better than the cube.
I don't even know if my hype would change much because Ragnarok just feels so fresh.
like he it was such a peak fucking get got to the tip of the mountain and then
anything they made after feels like they're just trying to milk it you
motherfuckers are used to eating milk shit okay you marvel motherfuckers okay
after your opinion there's shit you would take a fucking sequel of anything
I've seen what dumb shit you motherfuckers throw your money at. You buy amoebas and plastic garbage. Okay, shut the fuck up
Collectibles of trash, okay, of course you're gonna you're gonna take sequels and trilogies or whatever the fuck else
More milk milk milk
What about Frank the cube? Where's Frank at?
What's up with the fucking cube?
So Frank has always been a character
I was with the team for two years on the reboot working up to 2018 and then when I came back people mentioned
the squirrel in Ragnarok I
Do think 2018 was better than Ragnarok?
Ragnarok introduced a bunch of characters
I would even say that fucking the thing about the squirrel is he's not on the fucking cover of the game
And he's not gonna be chirping in your ear for an hour. You can literally avoid him the whole game
So that's a dumb ass take that's a tourist fucking take once again dude
People didn't play the game
Dude you can literally avoid the squirrel the whole game. I actually think
Accidentally, I never saw the squirrel in Ragnarok until like 70% in the game.
I came across him and it was like, oh shit, he was introducing himself like I should have
found him early on in the game.
And he like blended in and I never interacted with him.
The squirrel god, bro.
Frank has always been a character.
I was with the team for two years on the reboot working up to 2018.
And then when I came back to this unit and 20 on the two characters that were whole
and in the pre-production of Lafay were Faye and Frank.
Yeah, because he's a fucking cube in pre-production.
Motherfucker, you can just like there's probably whatever program they use.
It's like a default button to make a circle, a sphere or a fucking cube.
Cory and I have talked about it. You could make a fucking queue. Any blender motherfucker probably can make a queue. That's like 101.
If I learned how to game dev, I bet the first thing I would make is a fucking cube.
If I was a 3D motherfucker who knew how to do this shit, I would make a cube. Or a sphere.
Come on man, I bet the tutorial if you look it up, it says the damn cube.
I bet it does.
101 intro to 3D art development, make a fucking sphere.
That's like your final exam in freshman year or some shit.
There's gotta be one guy in 3D class.
3D animation class.
First thing is a donut.
That seems way more difficult than a fucking sphere. Okay, because you got to make a gap in the middle
Uh-uh, it's easy
For now I'm talking about a lot in the challenge of taking something that could be in term
I'm look the good thing is I can change my mind. I'm not a fuck
I can right now this cube is the dumbest shit
Okay, who knows? I'm gonna play it by the end. He might be the best fucking character in the game
But right now this is the worst fucking idea I've ever seen in God of War
Cory and I have talked about a lot of the challenge of taking something that could be interpreted as a non-personality and inanimate
object and really just driving a human connection with that and caring about it. As a companion,
Frank offers mechanically some interesting ideas that's always been Frank. And then for Rue,
we knew we wanted Feta to have a legendary weapon. The Leviathan acts really as criticism.
Now she gave it to him. She's not taking it back. So Rue actually wanted to find a weapon that could
really play to Feta's strengths, the nimbleness, but still being deadly, that kind of flexibility
speed as we were doing a lot of them and the ribbon started to take form. It's an original
sword. I've got a war. It's an epic sword. It has a story understood. Coming back to Frank,
the good faith discussion around Frank that some are having relates to the question of what impact
does he have on the tone of the game, the way it's written and the way it mostly plays out.
The worries around the marvel, marvelification, this article just came out. They're talking to
to the game director.
So it's insight into everything.
Are the Josh Whedonification of God of War,
is there anything you can say to perhaps give people
a better understanding of what Frank is there for?
Frank has probably got six or seven lines in the reel,
so it's not a fully developed personality present there
because we're just not having as much conversation.
So I would say, as we're just on the line
of all these things,
we're treating Frank as we would any companion character.
His earnestness, his honesty about being in the moment
is kind of integral to his character,
but that doesn't make him completely unserious.
For us, we want to find his humanity
and we'll discover in the world of every when
things are not great right now.
So for him, I think it's really about helping Faye
see the world as it is,
so he's not meant to be a joke in that kind of capacity.
Okay, we'll see.
All right, I thought it was interesting
that he was so immediately trusting of Faye.
Yeah, and I think that is a component to his personality, but there's a little bit more depth to why he is like that.
Does he need to be that way when you're depicting a world that is so brutal as what we saw?
Do you need that kind of character to stop it from being a bit much?
The Mirror Times had that function.
Yeah, I think all the characters create us is pretty serious a lot of time.
And so the levity of other people stands in contrast to that a lot.
We have characters that can go across the spectrum of that.
So it's not that we have to be very serious and very light.
light I think we have real people as much as we can but I think the reveal is just a very small
section of everyone and so we kind of open up the world to see if the next things Frank fits into
that part. Everyone has been thinking that I could as well and I'm sorry even knew that. Whatever.
What is Lafe's goal? True. True. Well I think that she is trying to get back to
to Kratos and Atreus and we'll see how she goes.
Give back to them, yeah, or to help them.
Yeah, we'll see what else.
Yeah, everything else is like more like talking about
FaZe gameplay and shit, but it's like we'll play it
and see her character and how she is.
Kratos is still going to get his own games.
I did see that.
That sounds like he said it because of the stupid fucks who are knocking on his door, okay?
Don't worry, okay? You're gonna get your candy.
Like, no shit he's gonna say this. No shit they're gonna make another Kratos game.
Will you play Killer Bean? Yeah, I'll be playing it. That looks like potential game of the year, actually.
All these triple A games and the actual sleeper cell is launching
This is this has this is slated to be the expedition 33 of this year
Wait this comes out. Oh shit this comes out in three days
Oh my god
There's a reason why I'm called killer being oh
Early access
Crazy
I used to be an assassin for the shadow agency.
It's just because if she can come back from the dead, then so can all the other gods, which
is dumb as fuck.
True.
I mean, I will say, yeah, there is a little bit of that, sure, sure, sure, sure.
It is the emotional journey of you're literally, they're burying the kid's mom and cretis's
wife. And it's like, meanwhile, she's actually in like complete fucking mental torture in
like a different realm. So it is kind of like it does a bit unravel the gravity and the
emotional impact of like the whole fucking game of like, you know, the whole point you
literally kill a dragon and defeat gods, the peak fucking mythology gods to spread her
ashes at the top of the mountain and it's just like oh fuck I'm still alive I
don't know man we don't know that yeah they're gonna yeah but what do you mean
you played it what do you mean you played it Kratos literally died and came
back two to three times yeah but the emotional impact of them doing that
together makes it seem like she's fucking dead-dead.
Sunny is taking the UB slop route like AC.
Yeah. Let's see. Let's see. She's just permanently dead in the realm of Kratos and Atreus. Jaded
gamer take? Not really. It's more like asking a question to see how they tie it in.
I know I saw that, bro. I saw that. Well, you got a mocap somehow.
stop yapping CS go time bro we got gothic 1 and 23 minutes hashtag add and
then five o'clock we got a two-hour presentation suits required
Let me see here. Gothic is an ultra hardcore RPG. You won't like it. Well, I'll hate it
and play it with you. New horror announcement looks decent. What do we have? Tomorrow's
future game show and then Sunday is Xbox. So every single day has a presentation. I'm
I'm still gonna be doing NPC gaming show too on Sunday, right?
Bro, I've literally been in this fucking house 10 times.
What are you doing here?
Well, hello there, sweet cupcake.
I don't know who the fuck is finding half this fucking Slavic Slop, but like brother.
I've literally been in this house 10 times.
I don't know, man.
important five minutes and all of God of War Valhalla the ending. Spoilers! And none of you
We're gonna play it anyways, let's be real.
that it meant, and all that it did not, a God of war, God of pain, of suffering, of destruction.
And no one said I chase redemption, that I know I can never deserve.
What does that make me?
Fuck, I forgot how to get this game locked.
I got fools.
I got them.
Hope.
I know.
What else is lost?
You lost everything.
Everyone.
You became...
There is no forgiving you.
You chose!
One, two.
And now, she lies, same man.
Should I sit, take, proclaim, lead, place myself in service?
Hmm? Service?
Should I lose everything and everyone?
There's to be enough inside so that I do not become you.
I do not know.
But I have hope.
You are cruel, arrogant, and selfish, but you are more than that.
You have more ways to be more than what others saw.
You are more than that.
Okay, okay.
Well, it's like I've missed everything.
Did you find what you needed?
I had to hear it, brother.
Well done, you're thanks.
So, uh...
Well done, the other egg. So, uh, what now?
No.
Better cube?
I believe. I would like to sit here for a while.
It just shows the maturity of uh, it just shows the maturity of how Kratos grew.
It just completely shows like a fuckin' boy become man.
He's literally talking to his former self that lived with no bounds, lived with no morals.
He was just fucking no chains. Nothing. You completely see the maturity. That's what it is. You see it.
He's way more humbled now. He like has, he understands life more.
more. I really think you're overreacting with the cube buddy. Relax. Okay, we already know
You fucking pre-purchased the merch the the fucking cube merch relax, bro
Read the full comment it was satire, bro, it flew away man. That's all I had
That's all I got
Yeah, Gothic 1 is launching in 15 minutes here.
Dude, I already preordered the Funko Pop.
Take a breather and relax.
Just think outside the box.
Hilarious, man. Hilarious.
Um...
Quicks week up first nah Chad who here played the original Gothic growing up anyone here. I never played it
Never did they did research on Zuber
They did I miss what you just said do
Hold on. What else is there? What else? I don't know what to expect from SGF
One of my most hyped, the most hyped game from China will be there. I'm very much, I hope they show a lot more gameplay.
We already saw the ill trailer, so I don't think we're going to see them there.
I honestly don't know what the fuck we're going to see. I have no expectations at all. I have no expectations.
We might see the blade game. We might see footage of the blade game will be an interesting contrast to how Wolverine is.
Phantom blade zeroes during their own presentation later this year, so I don't know why the fuck they would be there.
I don't know. I have no idea if Guild Wars 3 is real, that would be insane.
Someone said their domain updated today. That would actually be crazy, but I'm going in thinking it's not Guild Wars 3.
3 if it is that's out that's crazy who the fuck linked me to this already not
interested cuz zero dot zero something called zero zero is yelling
No.
Easy.
The last one.
Whoever shot me is the biggest piece of shit.
This actually looks like it could be decent.
If it ain't, friend swap and there's matchmaking or something, and the other one back.
I just can't take that corner.
I just...
Adjusted the looks.
Okay.
It looks kinda fun.
Oh my god.
I
Looks like it could be decent our park hero
I'll try it bro. I'll try it our park hero fucking try it bro. Okay
All that is
It could be good shit
It says online PvP
Make sure there's a fucking matchmaking button. Okay, and then we're chilling. They'll make it. So it's all these steam friends list
They're changing wire wider higher res images new personalized section they're changing the steam for a star page
Okay, that's cool
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hand of fate switch two is now one year old
Dude, I don't know what the hell to expect the SGF. There's like nothing
There's fucking nothing dude. I have no idea. I feel like everything's been so announced already. Oh
Nice this game looks fucking cool. I didn't think this game still in development
This is probably one of the coolest looking RTSs.
I wonder how this game's gonna play, because the camera angle is definitely...
different.
Yeah, this is their SGF trailer.
Yeah, it might just be like a single player. It kinda looks like you're...
Oh, shit, the demo's this month.
Oh, very nice.
It kinda looks like you're kinda base defending over RTS.
I doubt from software is gonna be there. I doubt it bruh I doubt it. Yeah maybe the demo
gets announced today. Next resident evil remake will be there. You think so? I think it's
too early because Onimusha, oh Onimusha was so fucking good I just think it was so easy
so maybe the demo was cranked down on difficulty plus maybe it was like a beginning portion
of the game or something I don't know but it was good shit man the combat felt nice
You can watch the new Jedi Twin Brothers movie, Borsken.
Probably not.
I don't think From Software is gonna be there, I doubt it.
They have a page.
Oh yeah, they do.
It's not out.
June 20th, 26th, yeah, this will be interesting
to see how it works.
FF7 Remake Part Three.
I don't fully care.
but I know people are hyped.
The seventh guest?
My honored guests, I have prepared a room for each of you,
specifically tailored to your every need.
Guild Wars 3 was registered the same way as Guild Wars 2.
You may find something unexpected.
I wonder what Stalf's plan is.
Dude, if it's real...
That will be wild.
Even if it was real with like two years till release...
Too many games
Might be in danger
Um, I don't know
Hold up
Guild Wars 3 registration was just updated to that. Yeah, I saw the domain. This looks all right, bro. Sure, man
I would say temper your expectations a high point of them just having a dlc or something
Oh, this site is live now for trailers. It's like super fucking laggy. This is what we usually use
for game announcements. Game recap. This website has gone through so many different improvements
over the years. It used to be E3 recap, not just games recap. I'm going to be doing Sub
Sunday like a 50-50? Yes, RE code Veronica remake will be revealed in SGF. Which one is
code Veronica? Is that so? Which one is that? 5% chance Naughty Dog was saved for SGF so
So it didn't compete for a Lofi spotlight.
I've never played it.
I mean the way Capcom does their remakes, whatever, it's probably going to be great.
For sure.
I'm just surprised that they announced that kind of, damn, Capcom's been fucking popping
off dude. Also, I could see Marvel 1943. Oh yeah. Dude, I have, oh, oh god. Yeah, I don't,
I don't know about the whole Marvel shit, man. I'm like, I feel like Marvel rivals hit
the multiplayer aspect really well, and then we're getting a lot of Marvel single player productions.
And then Marvel tokens coming out as well. There's a lot of it.
Rivals through the Gooner bait was a good game.
You know, it, you know, whatever. That was full blown and good solid take on Marvel games.
We got Wolverine, we had Spider-Man, I'm a little kind of like that.
This is why it isn't a Guild Wars 2 expansion.
Lead character artist, oh they had a job.
Lead character artist, unannounced title.
time two years May 2024 lead character artist maybe maybe the hype here is because this is the
only western dev that can pull off a triple a mmo these are the last that are established with the
history of MMO creation. They're literally the last. Without the, if they, if this isn't
that, there's no one else unless it's a new fucking team. Cue the people saying riot MMO.
Once again, they have no fucking experience making an MMO. I still think the MMO is going
to be canceled.
Warning.
Okay. Brazilian drug dealer before four. I'm good, man. Nothing else unless a new team
is formed. They go massive talent for the MMO. What are you talking about? They just
recruited another Blizzard employee this week. Yeah, but like, wasn't Ghostcrawler working
on it too? It's still under development. I just personally, I think it's still gonna get cancelled
or something. I think they're still heavily trying to figure out what the hell the MMO's gonna be.
Ghost crawler left a while ago, true, but I haven't followed a lot of MMO's
heavily, but if you have people leaving a team through development, I mean,
I mean, I don't know what to tell you.
What happened to your cam, bro?
Wait, you can't see it.
Guys, can you see it?
I see it. It's working on my end.
Yeah, restart your computer, bro.
I'm waving. Do you see it?
Yeah, restart your computer, man.
It's a bug on Twitch.
Yeah, make sure you shut it down.
You have to hit the power button on your computer
and wait five minutes.
Yeah, it's a twitch bug. Yeah, do it right now. And then come back. Actually, you know what? Don't come back.
Let me see here. Yeah, just leave the PC off.
see off. Today we're at Dolby Theater for our biggest show yet. Alongside thousands of fans.
Oh my god.
God damn, Mouser Hunter Wilds expansion. Oh yeah, true. I could see that. That honestly, yes. If I was betting, yes, agreed. We're gonna see a Monser Hunter DLC.
I would take that over another Resident Evil just because Requiem still feels pretty fresh. It feels like it was forever ago, but it was literally like a couple of months ago.
video.
Hi boys, we're going into some Gothic here. Let's see, I've never played this game before.
Actually I did play the demo and I thought it was really rough.
And now we are here at full release.
Bum-bum-bum!
Chat at special point.
Gothic, if you guys want to check this out,
panel down below.
Brand new hardcore RPG.
We got a remake.
Let's see what we got here people. Yes, indeedy.
Main menu music.
One of the first game came out. When did the first one come out?
That's out of curiosity.
You Google it and it's all the remake, of course.
How old was I when the first game came out?
2001? I was 11.
Yeah, my mom wouldn't have bought me this game.
Yeah, my mom would not have bought me this game when this came out.
Good thing I'm 35 now, so yeah, mom.
You're good now, you're good!
Good luck, don't finish it!
We got DLSS?
Alright, let's see what we have here.
Gothic, very high.
Whoa, what the heck?
Whoa!
Alchemya overdose!
What the heck?
Hire what the heck for experimental?
Might only work on very high-end hardware. Yeah, good thing I have that.
Oh wait, Reaver? Oh wait. Oh shit, hold up. I need to go back. I have the beta version.
Oh chat, I was wondering. I thought we had to do this. I should just play the regular one? Oh.
Let me see, I might have to, oh, here we go, default patch, hold up, let's see, let's
Let's see, shut the PC off for five minutes.
Oh, it's really pre- oh, okay.
Oh, good.
I think this takes like two seconds.
Three minutes.
Oh, good.
Hold on, hold on.
And I played this up till 5 potentially maybe maybe we'll see. We'll see. Hey, thank you. T. H. U. Nordic by the way for sponsoring this segment here.
Chat, there's a panel down below and especially gothic last month to type it as the coolest person today. At least you've right to the T. H. U. website, which then redirects right to the steam page.
So you guys can check out this game that released two day right now, four minutes ago.
Bada bing, bada boom.
Yes, indeed.
I am injured now, so if my skill wanes, it is what it is, okay?
I slammed my left arm, the bone right before your hand on your wrist, like the bone that
sticks out.
Fucking slammed that right into some stone, a stone, ow.
bruised. There's a blood blister on it, but it's all good. It feels like it's a little messed up,
but it's fine. I'm just saying, I have an excuse now. My WASDA doesn't work correctly.
What are you doing outside, brother? This is why I don't go outside, okay?
You got a day after you go once I injure myself.
Oh yeah, that was actually fast.
Okay, here we go.
As we were.
Oh Alchimia.
Let's see, let's see.
Please blur off.
I got you man, I got you.
I got you man.
I don't see Blur anywhere.
Oh, I see it. There it is.
There it is.
We could lower everything.
But let's keep it like this.
Ah, let's see what we have.
110.
Okay, we're good.
Let's see here.
New game?
Hard
Permadeath buddy
What no, I'm not that good. I'm gonna die brah. I'm good resources hard. You know what
Nautis
Experience gain and leveling up rate
There you go. That's the way to do it if you turn this up you just
Have fun
The Kingdom of Natana, united by King Robar II.
During the long years of his reign, he was able to defeat all foes of his realm.
All except one.
Enough! Get me the damn mate!
Okay, okay.
I think it was like the editing, not lag.
Or I'm wrong.
The war against the Orcs took its toll.
They were the prisoners of the realm, but to pay the price.
The king needed swords for his army.
Every man guilty of a crime, no matter how insignificant, was forced to work in the all
minds of Khorinis.
To make it impossible for them to escape, the king sent out the best magicians of the
kingdom to create a magic barrier around the entire valley. I was one of them.
Ah, something disturbed the delicate structure of magic.
We retract inside our own barrier.
During the years, there were many attempts to open the barrier, but nothing worked.
Nobody could get out.
One second of negligence was enough for the prisoners.
Wait a second.
We're done after.
The Valley of Mines was now under the control of the Comforts.
We thought we got it by the balls.
He has to pay.
Okay.
The king had no choice.
He had to negotiate.
He needed the ore.
Oh, and that's how it starts.
Oh, shit.
Months after months, King supplied everything that was needed.
What?
Oh, shit.
Is that me?
Really? I want a horse and land!
on gold take your letter on one condition spare me the rest of his
nonsense how dare you keep silent and a cute companion right send him in
okay
of
of these guys
Ah, that's enough leave him alone and now scram
Get up
This guy
Still alive. Oh my god, I'm Diego. I'm I don't care who you are
You're green blood and I'm the guy who takes care of you a lot. Let's leave it at that
Now if you plan on staying alive in here
You should stay and chat with me for a minute so I can show you the ropes your choice though
If you want to run off towards a doom, I ain't gonna stop you
What'll it be?
Fuck yes hashtag ad I will say I played this game when it first came on as a demo is super early and the cutscenes were like
oh my god, they've made a massive difference in the scenes and
I don't want to talk to you, bro.
Bro, go- yes, hashtag, go look at the- the Vod.
Huge difference. Holy shit.
Still, I mean...
Whatever. I have a letter for the highest fire mage.
the mages and I aren't on the best terms and they'll also happily slit your throat for that letter
look most folk in here are dirt poor and the mages are known to pay good nuggets to their
helpers so do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut about this until you need an actual mage
unlikely as it is for someone in your position why not the mages live in the old camp castle
and only gomas's guys are allowed in there but if you're lucky you might want to tour us in the
in the outer ring. He's the only one who ever leaves the castle.
What do I need to know?
What do I need to know about this place?
We call it the Colony. We mine ore for King Robor.
But I'm sure you already figured that out yourself.
Well, at least us from the old camp too.
Old camp?
Yes, there are three camps inside the barrier.
The old one, the new one, and the swamp camp.
The old is the biggest. It was also the first.
Aw shit, so I'm here. Tell me more about the old camp. What can you tell me about the barrier? Tell me about the other camps.
Tell me about the other camps.
This Vandal day smoking swamp weed praying to some God they believe them to free him so far
He's being rather quiet
Honestly, don't waste your time with these fools the barrier ain't going nowhere. That's the first lesson any freaky should get into his head
That sounds like that's why they made a swamp camp. They know the barrier is screwed
What can you tell me about the barrier other than that? There's no getting through not much
What would that sounds like the swamp camp accepted their fate?
Huh the same that happened to the last photo had that brilliant plan
It would hit you with a lightning bolt so nasty even the scavengers won't touch what's left of you
Everything gets in but nothing that lives goes out again. It's that simple my toes are soggy dude
Get me out of this water so eager to get out of here, huh, and you only just got here
How about the all again, bro tell me more about the old camp we control the biggest mine in the valley
That makes us rather a leader Gomez the biggest wolf in the cage
Control the ore and you control the colony once a month
We send the king a big fat shipment and he sends us whatever we ask for in return and he's okay with that
What's he gonna do send his army to a goma would never get out of again?
And so just would desert before they did that shit. Okay, the balls and he knows it
You can get your piece of the cake to all you have to do is join our camp
Okay, let's do it. Wait, why did you help me? Actually, you know what? I'm fine. My feet hurt.
I'll be going. Thanks for the help. Don't mention it. Feel free to tag along if you want.
If not, see you in the old camp. And one more thing. You can raid, can't you?
Take these notes. They might just keep you alive.
Oh, shit. Okay.
I'm at a hundred FOV oh my god oh yeah the zooms out oh wait I'm at one cent right yeah
Maybe it's a little too much
We should have depth of field to
Hold up I'm blind
Boys where was FOV again, I'm probably under display right
Okay, maybe 90 let's go 90
It's supposed to be a bit zoomed out combat anyways, so yeah
Yeah.
Can I swim?
Am I drowning?
No.
I bet some of the best gear is behind this waterfall.
I'm going.
Oh my god.
Nope, nothing.
Okay, okay.
Oh, you can punch on the way.
You can actually swim faster doing this, I think.
Oh shit, you have pro tip.
Alright, sorry, I had to uppercut a mosquito.
Alright, is this the...I think the old camp is up there.
Let's go check this out.
Okay, so there are a bunch of...
We're a bunch of miners stuck in a barrier and we mined for the king.
And the king relies on us because the ore is required for his army
Arby can't come in here because they're gonna die.
Am I talking to this guy? No.
I think I have to go the other way. It's just...
Someone's house.
What?!
Oh, shit!
Oh, sorry.
Bro, I'm lost!
That guy was about to kick my ass.
Alright, let's move. I gotta find a job, man. I'm hungry.
Yeah, can I put the fish away? Oh, there we go. There it is, there it is.
Okay, let's see if we can find the old camp.
I don't care.
I don't know if this game has first person, it seems like it could, but maybe not.
Oh, you can kick it?
Oh, experience?
Meat bug.
This looks like I can pick it up.
Wild berries.
Yeah.
Yeah, what if we do 80 fov? 75
Might be a little too close now
Yeah, cuz tabba zooms you out into like a combat mode as the food
and put stuff on your bars. Quest a letter from the fire mages. Okay. I go in here? Looks
Looks like it's locked.
Oh!
Oh, I need a key.
Where does this lead me?
If I remember, Diego's up in a cave, because this is where the demo was.
I think he's down there and he like gives you a quest or something?
Oh my god.
Oh, I got a sword.
Holy shit, ow.
Dude, he just did half my ow.
I cook and make good food.
Oh, shit, grilled meat.
There it is. There it is.
There it is.
Oh, you can go like this and then put these here.
That's not bad.
How's the cooked meat look?
Delicious
Oh, you can't break crates this looks like there's something over here
Wasted maybe unless this just drops down
it does. Alright, let's keep moving. Gotta go down this way. Yeah, UI dead cooked. Cameras
will get used to it a little bit. It's almost like it needs to be down a little bit offset.
Oh, or nuggets. I can just steal some more.
Arrow.
That thing looks like...
A prehistoric juvenile scavenger?
Uh-oh.
Hold on, how do you fight?
Okay, it's all control the block.
Oh my god.
Yo, things hurt.
Oh god, his friend.
Don't do this, crowd.
Don't do this.
He attacked me first.
Let me eat these.
Never mind.
Maybe they have a pan nearby.
I can actually eat these in combat
See if I can loot before I eat it never really tries to kick my ass
There's no food here
This is club more DPS
blunt damage ten five now mine's better
save game true oh god what is a quicksave do we have a quicksave mapping
At five, chef, this is how you play games with quicksave, pro tip, bind your quicksave
to mouse four, okay, there you go.
And then inventory, bind it to mouse five because you're always going to be in your
inventory instead of needing to reach across your keyboard.
You're welcome.
If you're really risky, you want to do a bind where your attack button is also your quicksave
button.
That's advanced 105.
Oh god!
You crazy chicken!
Okay, they're scary, but god damn man.
They have the best tasting...
The best tasting protein in the barrier.
Oh, shit.
Okay, I think that's the old camp.
Welcome to the colony, chapter one.
Let's do it.
Yeah, there's like killer mosquitoes right there.
Okay, okay.
So if somebody enters the barrier no one can leave so do people just wander in or is everybody
friendly?
Are all humanoids friendly?
Let me see who's-
You there what you're a freshie ain't yeah, I want to warn you if you keep going this way
You're gonna enter a hunting grounds. You don't want to do that
Okay, right bird
Let's danger it like what's that so dangerous. What's so dangerous about your hunting grounds?
Clean through them through a not all the regions in the colony are the same
You got to watch where you're going the main rows between the camps are mostly safe
But even there you might run into wolves and a wit lettuce like you will be easy pickings for them
And yeah, that's exactly what you are right now. At least to you sort yourself out with some weapons and armor
Okay, where can I find better gear where do I find better gear well the nearest spot is the old camp
Just got to follow that road that said you'll get much better deals at our camp the new one
If you know the right folk that is
If you make it to the old camp ask for more drag more drag and it'll make you a good price
more drag
Working. I bet a map. Where can I find a map ask around in the old camp?
I think they got much maker. I get to the whole camp. What of his pieces while you had it if you do grab one for me
We are
I'll bring as many as I can carry
Can I just buy one?
Not Larry, Larry's!
I'll keep that in mind
All right
We're chilling. Thank you, man
Larry's not Larry. Yo, can I use your pan?
They don't even have a pan set up here. I'm so much meat to cook
What up, bro
You hunt here, right? You hunt here, right? I wonder what gave it away
What do you want? Do you have some hunting advice for me? Hmm?
I guess yeah, this is gonna cost you life ain't free
Well, how would it be here for starters man after that we'll see
Dude, I haven't got any beer on me. I haven't got any beer on me. Well, then go get some
Trust me. You ain't never getting lessons that cheap again while you're at it
Bring some nuggets too. There's a lot I can teach you about hunting
But it's gonna cost you this guy over here
Entrepreneur over here, okay?
Can't you just tell me how to use a bow?
Random corpse here.
All right, I gotta get to the old camp.
There's a lot of people scattered, but let me see.
Oh, there it is, the old camp.
Halt!
No? Really?
What are you, do you have any advice for me?
Whoa, okay.
Go on and get your ass into the camp and sure they already go a pickaxe ready for you
Okay, man. It's got sleeping dude. Hey
What I meant, I'm new hey new here good for you
Okay, is that the old camp is that the old camp over there no
King Robots cat house the old camps right under this bridge. Oh, we got all funny
I'm a guy over here!
The old camp! Not like the new camp! Not like the swamp camp!
A couple of different paths out of here. Let's go in though.
I have a couple of nuggies.
More.
Okay.
I sure am. I'm gonna burn down the whole camp.
funny ones. Oh the block! Wait, wait! Help! Help! Oh my god, not the crossbow.
Zigzag. Zigzag. Oh, he's reloading it. I should have attacked him. Oh shit!
Okay!
No, if he follows me, is he actually following me out?
Technically, if I go to the forest and leave him, he dies.
I can take his gear, and then I could survive in the forest. Is he actually chasing me now?
Oh, he'd be accurate.
Okay.
Yeah, follow me, dude, follow me!
What the hell?
He fucking stole my sword? Hey!
Hey, what the hell, man?
Next time's gonna hurt for real.
Are you kidding, dude? Are you kidding?
No way no way he takes no damage
What?
Did my rusty sword back?
Piece of shit.
Oh wait, he's actually taking damage.
It's going down.
It's gonna take a while.
You're gonna take a while
Help me boys help me
We can have his corpse, I just want the rusty sword.
Okay, apparently he knows them.
Perk save, we're back. He knows them, they're friends. He feeds them. They're loyal.
Good thing I bound it to mouse four, because I'm literally right outside the gate.
Okay, I'm just gonna go ahead and send that
hold on hold on we're back we're back we're back we're back what a bike
Yo, that... that guard really was not putting up with it.
I wonder how different...
I am playing on the experimental graphic options, so, you know, that's probably part
of the experimental part.
He had just sent a foot into the colony, and was already playing Messenger for the Fire.
Oh, okay, I'm gonna not do that, then.
Might need to not play experimental.
I'm gonna try it one more time, because it actually auto-restarted.
Let me see if um...
Hold on, hold on, let me see.
The colony and was already playing messenger for the fire mages
Chundits simple enough
And now we're good
As we were as we were
Do you think you're going ah?
No shit
You're not here to start trouble. No, yeah, no, I learned my lesson. I just want to look around
I just want to take a look around that's gonna cost you ten nugs
Diego told me to meet him in there Diego told me to meet him in there. Yeah, you go, right?
Fine
Go away easy
They all come
okay okay this is the old camp I gotta find the pickaxe
hey you there who me yeah you you're new here right yeah I want to warn you
there's some real pastids in this camp if you can treat freshies like meat bugs
lucky for you there's folks like me go on there's once you're an order in this
camp that's what us waters are for trouble is you're an order I don't come
cheap which is why I'm kindly asking you to chip in let's call it a gentleman's
agreement you watch our backs we'll watch yours and if any of these nasty
guys did so much as look at you wrong we'll kick their asses all the way to
North Maram back so what do you say okay is this supposed to be a threat are you
asking for protection money I can take care of myself you asking for protection
money I could take care of myself if you say so green blood wait and see where
that'll get you okay buddy all right hello wait for me man see around watch
your back please okay blood oil yeah this guy looks like this guy looks
trustworthy what do I gotta do to join this camp what do I have to
to do join this camp was a shadow will revolt to you think that ain't gonna be
easy yet you have to work your way up before old forest even thinks about
taking you to gardeners and make sure you stay in fox good books no one's gonna
take you serious to your part of a camp by where you are asking around with the
shadows there your best bet for finding someone to help you but it'll cost you
of course wait so can I just go to the swamp camp care to get you not that he
He said I need to join a camp. What if I go and find the swamp camp and you know, I don't need to join the old camp.
All good?
I didn't mean to ask you that twice.
Whoa! Who's that guy?
Oh, there's a home here.
I think they have piss if you walk into their homes.
Makes sense.
I guess I could try finding it.
It's hard to tell how this game works.
Like I could just join the old camp,
but maybe I could go find a different camp.
Ball, Tehran.
It looks important.
I'm new here. Who are you?
Whoa.
Whoa. Tell me about the sleeper.
I like sleeping. I'm a fan.
Tell me about the sleeper.
Well, we're even start.
The sleeper is a powerful being.
Possibly even more powerful than in us the God of light so far his powers are limited to the realm of thoughts
Which limits his strength?
He has been asleep for a thousand years, but now
The time of his awakening draws near and it is we who he chose to spread the faith and
Witness his glory if he's so powerful
Why does he need believers like I said whoa?
He is still bound by his sleep. Oh, he's flustered now till his awakening. He needs us, but it's also in our own best interest
Once the day is finally here
Only those who followed the sleeper's call will be saved from doom
Everyone who doubts or opposes him
Will be destroyed
Okay, what the heck all right
Um, how does this guy how do I get to the camp of the brotherhood? I have to get into the castle
I have to get into the castle
Can you help me with that somehow? I fear not brother
The only ones that the waters allow into the camp are those who provide Gomez with herbs
Like from the swamp camp?
We have a swamp weed and sell some of it to the other camps in return for goods from the outside
outside if you were one of cor colombs couriers you could get into the castle but for that
to happen you'd obviously have to be one of us what business do you have in the castle
anyway there's something I have to see there's someone to see why not just wait for him to
come out this guy man one of the mages well it is true those hardly leave the castle you
We'll have to go inside. What do you want of them?
by magic rooms
Potions I got a letter man. I feel like I should this guy seems trustworthy. I have a letter the highest fire mage really
Where did you get it? Oh wait?
Allow me to guess the mages gave it to you before they threw you in here. What? Yeah careless of you to just tell me this
But fear not my lips are sealed but do yourself a favor
and keep this to yourself in the future some people here would slick your
throat for that messages from the outside extreme value okay thanks man I'm
gonna tell everybody alright so I can't enter this unless I have her you you
must be the fresh you've been trying to get into our camp and if I am you
Everybody knows me I could help you how I saw a guy right outside the camp
Bragging about how he's stolen some sort of amulet from the ore barons
Nicked it right off the last convoy. He probably still has it on him
If we take him and pal on together, we might just make it. I can't do it by myself
What do you say? I'm down. I'm down. Let's do it. What do we do with the amulet?
What do we do with that amulet? What do you think?
I'll take it back to the barons and give myself a nice word.
But don't worry, I'll tell them you gave me a hand.
That'll earn you some points with Gomez.
Oh.
Forget about it. We go haves or you can beat up that guy alone.
Forget about it. We go haves, we can beat up that guy alone.
All right, all right, Hobbs it is.
There it is, negotiated.
It'll be enough for the two of us.
So, you're in?
I'm in, I'm in.
I'm in.
Great.
Tell me when you're ready.
I'm ready.
Hi, I'm new.
Let's go get the amulet.
Let's go get that amulet.
Music to my ears.
Save the game.
I'm ready.
Okay, okay.
I like his weapon, bro.
He's got a bastard club of the eagle.
So I think he does crazy deeps.
All right, let's see.
Here we go.
Grim.
Watch that end up being like, oh god, I might get one daft here.
So how geared are these guys?
Okay.
Let's see.
What if this guy is actually leading me to my death?
Oh god.
Uh oh.
Here we are far out where Diego can't hear you
His regards
It was fucking blood win
HELP!
What the hell?
No.
What are they doing?
Are you kidding me? You're all in on it.
Why are you looking at me?
Why did you shit? Help!
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me? Really?
Okay, if I look on my sword and the guards attack me, everybody relax.
Let's go.
I'm not scared.
I'm not scared at all.
Who's who?
Let's bring it out.
We got an audience.
Come on, run at the front gate.
Oh my God, what the fuck?
Reinforced club.
Oh my god, what the fuck! Reinforced club!
Okay.
No, not again! Not again!
Hold on, I'm gonna load. I'm gonna load. You're just gonna steal all my shit.
Dude it's I'm trying to figure out the combat because you can hit and then they instantly
hit you so it's a little uh they they instantly hit you
You can dodge it slightly.
Alright, you piece of shit.
Alright, let's go, let's go!
Yeeeah!
Oh wait, hold on, hold on, okay, okay.
Ow. Ow. Maybe I have bait and an attack.
All right, here we go here we go here we go. No this changed everything
All right, here we go here we go I gotta see how much block damage is
What
Bro, he does a double attack?
Okay.
Alright, we gotta pace ourselves here, Bullies.
Alright.
Here we go.
Alright, let's move.
all right let's move let's go let's go hit me bro hit me next
are you kidding he does a triple attack
Dude, I lured them to the guard and there was literally comedy to them, they didn't care.
And here we are, far out, where Diego can't hear you, Bloodwind sends his regards.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Fucking blood one
Okay, okay, next one's not gonna hit the air
Okay, who's next?
Oh really boys?
You're kidding dude!
I have an idea. I have an idea.
I have an idea.
I'm gonna kite them.
And here we are. Far out. Where Diego can't hear you. Bloodwind sends his regards.
Fuck a bloodwind. AHH! Hold on, hold on.
Moscow boys!
This is the strat right here. Let me see if anybody helps me.
I know exactly what to do here boys. Okay, I think outside the box. I'm a pleb. I have nothing
But you know what we can make them do? Oh
You're not leaving. Oh
Really
Okay
Hey, bro
On your weakness brother
Where's your boy? Where's your boy? Come on
You're lucky my range is nothing you're lucky
Really one hit
one
Okay
We're both horrible
Oh my god
Are you kidding why you're kidding dude? Why is he getting up?
Who are you? They attacked me first dude
You're kidding I have to like execute them or something
No barrier I have new shreds guys
What?
Yeah, I should have just paid Bloodwind.
Oh, fucking bloodwinds.
Dude.
Okay, I have one more strat and then I'm going to try to kill him.
Okay, one more strat.
We're definitely stress testing the quick load.
The quick save, the quick load is pretty fast.
Yeah, they get knocked out, they're on the ground.
Yeah, if they execute them on the ground, are they Diagra?
We had just set foot into the colony, and was already playing messenger for the fire
mages.
John did simple enough
Okay, here we go
Here is where we are
Far out where Diego can't hear you blood when I said some of you guys pay blood with
All right, this is a didn't pay blood when play through
Okay
I'm not gonna be bullied by that guy. Okay. I
Come here.
I have pain blood!
How'd that pain blood win you piece of shit?
Oh, they don't follow you into the water.
Yeah!
Fuck you, and blood wound!
There it is.
Yeah!
Idiots!
now what I'm going to go back into the can and we got some nice food
Perfect
And saved
This guy looks like maybe he's nice
What happened
All good, oh good just as good as it was 10 years ago not much has changed since then ten years in this show
Okay
What's up boys?
Going for a quick troll.
Oof!
Got away from them.
Easy.
Fuck you, Bloodwind!
What if I go confront him now?
He's not there anymore.
Unless that's him.
I'm still alive!
You're good to do shit!
See you around.
Watch your back, lad.
Alright.
Let's see if we can get into the castle.
We're not gonna let me in.
Let's see here.
Boris?
I'm guessing this area is off limits.
I'm guessing this area is off limits?
It is.
Only Gomez's men are allowed inside the castle.
Enough nuggets.
Would you let me in?
I need to get into the castle.
I have a letter here for the High Mage.
I need to go in there.
I have a letter for the highest fire mage and I expect me to just let you walks in there and grab your reward. Yes
All right
Show me that now forget it. I'm not that stupid good for you
Okay, um for enough nuggets would you let me into the castle? What's enough?
You tell me well, it would have to be enough to keep me and while guys busy coming if you understand what I'm saying
Just give me a number a thousand nugs a thousand thousand. That's what I said
You could just join Gomez's people and you're getting for free. I
Have your 1000 nuggets. Okay. I don't I
Just like walk through
Oh, you got no business here sort of
I
Stop that sorry, okay. I was trying to sneak past you. Who's this guy?
Well, yeah, I need to cook here bro, sorry I did a cook this you done you done cooking I gotta cook I gotta cook
These are shared the guard said we share the pans, okay?
There it is, there it is, that's exactly a genius.
Oof, some yummy meat.
Ah, this guy grabbo?
How's it going?
Who's asking?
I'm new here.
Just trying to get to know people.
Oh, I get you.
This place would make you distrust your own mother.
But yeah, I'm doing alright.
Finally got out of those bloody mines.
Goodbye them. I'm helping folks solve their problems
If you ever find yourself in trouble with the wrong people, I can help you set things straight. Oh
Shit, there's these three assholes
Yeah, what about the key players can you point me to the key players here in the camp the shadows
Looking to score a few points earlier. Well, the age is the top dog
But you know that already his most trusted man of fingers whiskers and sly
Your texture and fish offences
They sell their stuff down at the market place and one buy from them even the water so that gives them a bit of spay
That's but not least we got scatty
Run as the leader and decide so you can fight and all that lots of folk are we more he's someone you want to stay on the right side of
Okay, that was nice when I met Graham and Graham, you got to find some of those guys.
This camp is pretty big.
Technically, I could have just joined that guy Whistler, wasn't that one about guy?
Hi.
I.
Yes.
Okay. What kind of favor?
thing is he won't sell it to me it's a bro salt with pretty elements I can give
you a hundred nugs then you go fetch that weapon for me without a word about
Ocencia got it I'll do it I'm gonna tell Diego you're the dogs bollocks what do
you say done
done no questions asked okay give me that ore I'll fetch the sword for you good
here you are come right back once you have it hundred next there we go there
we go okay okay I need a good a little fletcher this guy vaping well new face
in our speed with you thanks I'm just looking around an inquisitive so I'll
Welcome in. I'm Torres and as you can see a servant of Innos. I also offer magical items.
If you'd like to trade, you're welcome to make an offer. Maybe I have a letter for the fire mages.
I gotta tell everyone that I have a letter for the fire mages. I have a letter for the fire mages.
Carista takes care of that. You'll be in the mages building in the inner circle. Will they let me in?
Well, usually not.
The cast of grounds are accessible to us mages, the ore barons, and the waters, but Thoros
might make an exception.
You could tell them to let me through.
If only it were that simple.
I'm but a humble servant of Innos.
I hold no power over such decisions.
Innos!
Traji!
You live by the laws of the gods.
Um, to be honest, I'm in here, so...
Well, I'm in here.
So, a man who is not afraid to speak the truth, a rare kind to encounter in this place.
Such as the path of Enos is paved with fire, such it is paved by truth.
And even though everyone carries a spark of this fire within themselves, few are capable
of stalking it.
To be quite honest, they wouldn't even realize it if it flew right at them.
Why are you telling me all that?
I'm seeking someone who deserves a chance and committed to easier endeavors
you
are sincere
But we shall see if that suffices to wake this spark of magic within you
You want to make me a mage? There's no need for haste and it isn't quite that easy
But if you will have sufficient devotion and reason I can offer magic and what's the catch?
No such thing. It's my duty to act on behalf of and for the good of the order, Innos wills it.
This is why I'm talking to the convicts in the first place. Even though it might appear unrewarding, how do they say few are chosen?
I'd rather say many are ungifted. But this is about you. You seem capable of more than simply swinging a pickaxe or even a sword.
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
Agreed. Agreed. Offer me the magic, and by Innoce's will, I need a thousand nugs.
Okay. Okay. What do you need?
What do you need it's quite simple find a blank piece of scroll paper and two wolf claws
What in combination bring them to me, and I will craft them into a scroll that will be on
Okay, I'll take care of it good a blank piece of paper and two wolf claws
And I will show you how to work magic through it
Shit, all right, I probably have to go out and kill two wolves or a wolf
All right, we gotta find Ball Marvez.
We gotta find the Marketplace, so we can get the sword for that guy.
I'm assuming the Marketplace is in the old camp.
Wait, was that a shadow one of the guys?
Diego?
I'm sure I don't know. I could say where Diego is too. Fisk as well.
I wanna be a shadow.
Not yet. Oh, yeah, I did earlier.
Okay.
Yeah, if I hit my journal, can I actually, uh, see?
I don't think it marks it on your UI anywhere, like the price of magic, objectives, wolf
claw, yeah, it just tells you here, whistler, sword, from Fisk, objectives, alright, yeah,
we gotta find Fisk.
Somewhere around here.
Oh, there's a bunch of meatbugs.
Hey, I mean, I'm pretty sure we can eat this, so it's food for later.
This guy looks important.
Shadow.
Another shadow guy.
They're all building their rust shacks.
Have you here? Fletcher? Guy?
This looks like he can go in.
He's already got it all figured out.
Where the heck is their marketplace here?
I did, I saved.
Snaf?
Mud?
Uh...
Why not?
Why not come along great me comes out on the way
Maybe they'll be the whole bloody colonies. Maybe he'll show me the ropes. He's just gonna follow me around
How's it going? Not bad
You're new here, ain't you just got in yeah
Yeah, got that look about you. Yeah. Have some rice too. Also. I've got something that needs doing if you're interested
Sure, man
What can I do for you? I got a new recipe
meat bug ragu a la snaf with rice and mushrooms
Shit on lacking the ingredients
Three more meat bugs and five health stalks. That should do the trick interested
I'm down. I already got the meat bug.
Okay, where can I find Hellcaps?
Hester Bro can tell. These are his way to stuff gross.
Alright, we gotta leave the camp here eventually.
Where we going? Or is that surprise? I love surprises!
Oh, I don't- I'm not doing anything interesting. I'm just talking to people.
And you're choosing to follow me.
I could go do this quest and leave. I don't know where this Fisk guy is.
It must be like a marketplace section that I'm not seeing.
The only other place he could be up here or um...
Somewhere else.
So does it tell me quests, uh, admission?
This is the main mission right here.
I gotta find a fire mage to give the letter to?
You passed it.
What's with that pass?
We're working here, mate.
One sec, guys.
Okay.
in here, mate.
One sec, guys.
Okay.
What did I pass?
Yeah, there's nothing down there
I made a full circle around the outer rim. Yeah, but not this part. I went down
New here, right?
Thanks, senior cup before I'm sly. No, I have a job for you
What's the job one remakes went missing a water neck
Where it is you ran off to the new camp. I ain't buying it. Everybody wants a new camp
I'm fresh and get around a lot. Why don't you keep your eyes peeled for him?
You find him. I'll put in a good word for you
Okay
All right, let's see what I can do good
Maybe flesh I can give you some hints him and that comates and he's taken over next corner of the camp since the Blake went missing
Which corner is that the arena district? We'll find it
The arena district yeah, I don't know if I'm gonna find it right at the whole circle
I might exit this area and just go do one of these quests.
Oh, God!
That's what I'm saying.
What?
I'm saying.
What?
I'm sure you remember that next time he asks you.
What the fuck?
Oh my God.
What?
You piece of shit.
Are you kidding me?
What?
I should have paid him.
It was a game.
Get one of your boys, get one of your boys!
Get one of your boys!
Come on now!
Buddy, get out of the range!
Come on bro, just die man, just die bro, please!
You're done here.
Everybody chill!
Well, that was you who refused to pay Bloodwind, right?
What?!
I just wanna warn you.
You see, Bloodwind paid several folks to give you a hard time.
He paid the whole cow!
For example, I saw him talking to that guy over there, Herak.
Gods know who else.
You're warning about Herak comes a bit late.
Oh, shit.
Well, you're still standing, so I guess that's a good sign.
Anyway, I'm sure he isn't the only guy blood wouldn't talk to so look out for yourself
Why did you warn me about blood when why did you warn me about blood?
Well one hand washes the other right?
You've been here long enough to realize that you could even say you owe me something now
right are you fucking kidding me i don't you anything i'll see what i can do what do you
what do you have in mind what did you have in mind well you see i'm clean out of nuggets
blood was really been breathing down my neck lately buddy as i helped you out how about
you cover my tent just say jesse sent you dude are you kidding me dude what i forgot i'm not paying
you just don't like making friends do fine then piss off by that you didn't
even help me where's that we got him again maybe there's a nice quiet spot
we could go to have a Tim work buddy this guy has it this guy's useless you
could have fought me there and you didn't wait is that the guy I messed up
No, hey, chill, chill, are you kidding?
Are you kidding?
You're kidding.
Why are you all attacking me?
And Bloodwind?
Dude, you're kidding.
Dude, I didn't mean to press one.
Relax, guys, relax.
You're choking right now what the fuck the whole camp is paid by bloodwind are you kidding
The whole camp!
She owns the whole camp!
Chat, anyone playin' this game pay bloodlin'?
So, who's that?
Where's actually we goin' again?
Maybe there's a nice quiet spot we could go to have a chim-wack
Screw this guy. I'm gonna go kick this guy's ass again, and then I'll be good
Yeah, I need to loot him instead of getting what do you call it?
Well, he stops you no matter what.
Wait a minute.
You just had a chat with Bloodwind, didn't you?
Why are you asking?
Good job not paying your protection, money.
That means we gotta pay your part now.
I'll make sure you remember that next time he asks you.
As he drew first.
Let the record show he drew first.
But get the hell out of the way!
You're asking to get hit so you can stab me.
You're joking!
I got my pickaxe. I'm leaving boys. I'm leaving.
Oh, I got my pickaxe now. Alright. What then? Guys, do not unsheath in the
How many times do I gotta tell you bastards to stop running through me hat?
Sorry, man, you're literally fucking built your hat- you built your hat on the damn bridge!
What's your problem?
You're the problem. You and your lot.
All I wanted was a hut for myself.
Yeah, they warned me not to build it here, but what could I do?
All the other spots were taken.
You think any of these bastards told me what would happen if I built it here anyway?
What happened?
Well you're looking at it! I just finished building and then on the first day I got back from the mine, the house had a second fucking door!
Ah!
Bloody assholes! I hate them! I can't tell you how much I hate them!
Everyone just walks through here like they own this place! Everyone!
Sorry man. Sorry about that.
I'll go around next time.
Yeah, what did I get actually?
Was that very good?
I got a new club.
Oh shit.
I got a pickaxe and a razor.
I got 107 ornuggets.
Seven more ornuggets.
It's actually, it looks better.
I think this is better than the sword.
I still don't know where that fletch guy or the fly guy is.
marketplace I don't know where the hell it is yeah maybe this guy can help me I
wonder if these dudes are still here after I ran away like if they're still
aggroed to the right lower level
join the shadows. As far as I know, you'll need some of the vouch for you. Some to show
you the ropes. You should stick with Diego. I did too. He's alright. Later on, your mentor
is going to give you a test of his own. But only after you've scored some points with
the other shadows. Once you've passed that, they'll let you see Gomez. Then it's up to
him.
What was your test?
I can't tell you that, man.
It's confidential.
Okay.
Wow, they're a lot friendlier now that they don't want to kill me.
The marketplace is on the lower level to the left or the right.
Yeah, this is like prison life kind of here basically and like a medieval prison
Wait is it middle? Oh my god
I mean, I don't know where you're going but well
But I regret interacting with you
I'm gonna be honest I regret
Yeah, it's like you're in a fantasy land and you're basically like prisoners you're
in a barrier and fingers with this guy I want to become a shadow then you should
find yourself a nice spot of sunlight you know what I mean okay can you help me
Can you help me with that? I wouldn't know how.
Okay.
Can you help me with that? I wouldn't know how.
Okay.
You know, it's a right lot of lollygagging with you.
Cheers for letting me tag it off.
Maybe we could do it more often.
What am I saying?
We've still got loads of time for the two of us today.
Oh my God.
Can I go in here? Maybe there? No?
Sly, where are you?
Oh, that's the arena.
I bet I'm not geared enough for the arena. It's gonna take forever for them to die.
Hey, what's really got on use to you and I think the two of us are gonna have a lot of fun together, right?
Say, where do you sleep?
You always sleep at my place if you like
Buddy, you know what I might have to
What's up here?
Scatty? Who's Scatty? Please, could you shut up for just one moment?
Please, could you shut up for just one moment?
Sure!
I don't want to know.
Yeah!
I feel bad now. I feel bad.
Yeah!
Me. I run the arena. Rounding up the wagers, recruiting new fighters. You get the idea.
What over there is he from the new camp I thought you guys can't send me to that
So how can we fights I want to bet. Oh my god. I want to bet good to hear
There aren't any fights now next to me in a couple of days. Just keep yours peeled. Well here
Okay
Do you also train fighters? Yeah, I'm not just even work out. You want me to train you?
Come on man
LP 10 or 50
Let's use one hand of weapons more effectively.
Kenlan crit strikes can perform attack combos.
Wait, this seems important.
I just have zero of the other things.
That's a little later then.
Okay, if I don't find Fly, I'm going to leave.
Okay, Fly.
Hunt.
Hunt who know learn smithing you can learn to smith but you really need that LP
Let's sure
Yeah, man, I don't know where this guy is
I already came through here and he wasn't this way so
I'm cutting and yeah you really gotta be new here if you haven't heard of me why because
I'm the best God to them fighter this big spot of a camp has ever seen oh yeah
What the hell?
It looks like you can just walk into the arena.
Gora, Hannes, Virgo, what up man, can I talk to you?
No? They're just staring at each other?
Come on, stay here.
behind the castle brother this is behind the castle unless he's in one of these
houses I have this guy's quest where the mage was there was no mage some guy
I mentioned there is a mage that says name center of the sea.
And no sky wasn't fly.
This is basically behind the castle.
Oh yeah, where does this lead?
Unless this is somebody's house, somebody's house.
Where Torres was?
He was right around here.
Oh wait, what's over here?
What do you want to offer you my help?
You're new here, and you folks usually find themselves in trouble sooner or later.
Lucky for you, I run a little charity to help poor bastards like yourself.
And for just ten nuggets, you could be a member yourself.
What do you say?
What does the membership get me?
What does this membership get me?
membership get me why protection of course as long as you're in my district
I'll make sure you're safe suppose a new camper arrests or a loon gets angry
because you tell him to shut up about his sleeper nonsense you can count on my
health and if you happen to start a fight with say digger well I'll always
help the charity member first it's that simple everyone's a scammer then we'll
pop open a beer and cheer you on but that rarely happens I'm not joining
anybody no what if I don't pay and what does that remember here you go I just
I'll see you around what if I don't pay don't you worry you're new here and
still learning the ropes I understand that we've all been there just take a
look around get your feet wet and come back once you're in a more generous
There's no ultimatum. Simply be aware that my charity depends on donations and my, let's call it,
martial aid is therefore sadly limited to members. I'm sure you understand.
Yeah, I got my pickaxe because someone attacked me.
I'll see you around.
Be careful out there.
I can hold my own, okay?
Oh, is this the southern gate?
oh shit man before I leave let me just see if I can find fly because it could be right
here more drag freshy I'm more drag remember that name cuz I'm peddling
the ways for the best prices show me the goods so you pick you have lock picks
Spread
How about you take this oh he doesn't want any of those take that
Take this and that's it
Hey or good stuff
Why where are you?
Oh
Fisk hey, you're new here ain't you I'm fish peddler of everything whatever you need and your man
What up, man? I'm looking for a sword not just right. There's other fancy with ornaments
What if I just show his the goods and just buy it show me your goods I
Guess I won't know
Unless it's the most expensive one.
What?
I thought I was a hundred. Where are you going to sell it for a hundred?
Wait, am I getting closer? It wasn't a hundred and ten. It was five hundred five. Oh
Not enough. How about a thousand then? What's your mean?
Don't come to think of it. Maybe I'll just keep this one for myself
I fell for a strap I should have just taken the offer dude
I can't quick load about whistler's sword tell me he's never getting it back
About whistler's sword tell me he's never getting it back
Fuck okay. I need blank scroll paper. I don't have that kind of stuff. Do you know where I can get it?
I'm not sure but a handful of nugs might jog my memory
Okay, are you kidding me, bro? Are you kidding me? I'm not giving you it.
Forget it. Nothing new about that one.
About Whistler's sword.
Tell him he's never getting it back.
Fuck you, man!
I'm not getting it, bro.
You know, this unfolking will always beat me up.
I mean, bastard from the new camp.
Real ruffian.
Next time they come, I'm just gonna tell him they have to deal with you if they ever hit me again.
That'll show him.
Don't get me involved. I don't want your shit
All right, let me get tell that guy I failed
You tell that guy was it for who was it Torres who wanted it?
Wasn't he the one that wanted the sword or was it this guy's this guy right? What's there?
Oh shit, what's up with the five million nuggets?
Yeah, he wants 110 500 he wants five he wants a thousand
Fisk will sell me the sword but he now wants 110 for it
Now you want another ten nuggets. Yeah, do you want the sword or not fine? Yeah now make it snappy
Okay, I don't know if this will work
I don't think this is going to work.
I wonder, can I just buy the sword?
I guess I don't know which one it is, that's the problem.
Unless it is Light Guard Sword.
Or it's inside.
Aw man!
Dude, I have literally a club, bro. No one is protecting you, dude.
All right, do I give him the nugs back?
All right, I'm just gonna tell him.
Yeah, he's not, he's not.
Oh
Shut up, bud shut up man
Chad I
Gotta find neck Fletcher knows something about neck
Yeah, I don't think Fletcher wanted to talk to me ever again
This Fletcher wasn't Fletcher up top. Oh my god
now now they finally know they were wrong about me
why they piss off
what am i meant to yourself do ya
no problem i get it
i'll give you some space
fucking finally dude
wasn't a flutcher up here
They definitely move around because he was up there and now he's gone.
I told him to piss off!
Dude, I thought Fletcher was here, dude.
It's all regular people.
maybe he moved this needs paper this I gotta find that amla I should follow
grim yeah that never happened I kind of failed that one all right let's go find
some hellcat you're my best mate you know everyone else I never wants to get
Okay, let's go do this quest. I gotta find the way out. There's like a southern exit.
I think it was down below, not here. Yeah, there's a southern exit. Talk to the sleeper
guy he'll bring you to the swamp camp.
if I join his cult? Yeah, this way. Alright, let's see. Oh, there's a cave here.
Are you serious?
I think I quick saved my death.
Oh, wait, it was right before it, I think.
I don't mind, come on.
You're not even equipped with anything?
I'm gonna go in here and find stuff.
They always survive at one HP.
Oh, it seems like the right-click staggers them.
Alright, let's get in here.
Maybe there's something good in here.
I mean, I am super weak too.
It's early game and you're literally a prisoner.
You have to slowly get your stuff.
Wait, amulet of the...
He's straight to the end of it belong to neck. Oh my god
Oh, these are the hell caps to he wanted like five hell caps I probably get a torch later
Withered axe. Oh, this cave had a bunch of loot in it
13 damage upgrade
I think how many caps did he want?
Was this not the amulet I just found?
It did an update.
Snaps recipe 5.
Oh yeah, true.
Oh, that's actually kind of nice.
If you hit five and then get into combat, he drops the torch on the ground.
Interesting.
See what's over here.
There's another camp.
Yeah, can I actually wear the amulet?
Oh, shit, I can.
Oh, these are literally your gear pieces up here.
Wait, Mud died?
No way.
I thought he left.
No.
He died?
No he didn't.
I think he just went back to camp.
This game has like a vibe to it though.
Seems like it's like very sandboxy like I could have done those quests, but it's not like game over because I failed
You can still continue. I kind of wish I never gave the hundred nugs back
They're friendly out here
That show me no your grandma
Of course, I'm talking to you. I wouldn't go down there for you. Why man?
Can you get any more green blood than that?
Oh shit. Okay. Orc territory? There's orcs in the barrier region? What about this lizard?
Delete the mask.
Don't fuck with me!
Alright, he has a lunge attack.
Let's try this again.
Oh my god!
Okay, dude, he's fast with it, dude.
You probably learn how to dodge better.
It kinda looks like you can loot it.
Wait, adult?
Come on, motherfucker! You're mad at me!
Okay, I'm leaving. I'm leaving.
Okay.
Okay, some mud can die.
You know what? You're probably supposed to go more south when you're more geared and you stay towards the north for now.
Oh, the feet are all sore from all this running around.
How about we find ourselves a nice, cozy spot to rest our legs at then?
No, mud?
No.
I have to literally sleep on the ground.
Let me go to that guy and give him the ingredients so I can at least say I did one quest.
Oh, you're still there, nice.
There you go, bro.
I got your ingredients.
Great.
Just a moment, and then you'll be ready.
Here you go.
Trust me, it tastes better than it looks.
There it is, Meatbug Ravooot.
I'm sure
God damn it, but god damn it
Your one minute help find another one to the orb errands. That was a minute
Inform sly I wonder where you get the
the map from.
The amulet was on talk to the air on the castle, he will explain the situation, talk to the
air around the castle.
Bro, I am looking, I, I, I, I, I just realized, I don't even know where you're from.
I'm from Koreanys.
You ever been there?
Some of these NPCs are like hidden in very specific spots and I, oh, are you, he was
He's here the whole time?
Bro!
What?
Oh, maybe at night.
on the colony.
Say I want to join Gomez and his guys.
What do I do?
Talk to the warder of the castle entrance.
Thoros, that's his name.
He decides who gets to see Gomez and who doesn't.
And then what?
You'll figure it out.
Bro, I already did.
He basically told me I'm a fuck.
I want to work for Gomez yeah so and why would Gomez want to work with you how
about you test me see if I got what it takes baby that works you need someone
to match here one of the old hands so before you get to prove yourself to me
The first one have to prove yourself to him because guess who takes the blame if a fresh he fucks up
Right the guy you bash for him
Diego said you're the guy to talk to if I want to join the old camp did he
Guess he wants me to give you to run man. Then it gets simple
The only one who can take you in as a shadow or a water is Gomez
And the only way you get to go through the gate and talk to him is if someone we trust batches for you
my Diego then I guess I'll go talk to Diego do that buddy buddy all right but
there has to be something I can do for you no the things we would is take care
of a way out of your league freshy I'll say again find someone to badge for you
and prove yourself to him okay man I'm proving myself dude
there you go I spoke to Thoris and what did he say that he'll let me see go
bro shout to him that you're a foot away from it like I got a new job then you
knew this didn't you why didn't you say because I want you to figure out things
for yourself let me know you win the rundown give me the fucker rundown give
the rundown how do I convince you easy you have to prove that you're worth your
salt there's some key figures here in the outer ring most of them are shadows
and press them and learn your reputation once you've done that I have my own test
for you oh and lastly learn some skills the more you know the more of an asset
you are to us
Okay, where do I find these key figures?
Okay.
I already found two of the quests.
Well, you're looking at one.
Forrest, too.
But you already know him.
As far as the others go, you'll have to figure that out yourself.
If you can't do that, then you've got no business here anyway.
Just take a stroll through the outer ring and talk to folk.
You'll see who's worth chomping up with.
Okay, okay.
How's my reputation in the camp?
Interesting you ask.
I've talked to some folk and after sly I think he's wrong about Nick
Them man wouldn't stop complaining. He never struck me as a turncoat. That's it. I think
Keep at it. We'll have to try harder if you plan on going places near
Okay
That was fucking pointless
Just some fun for me. I mean I'm sort of a guest to you
So it only be proper if you shared some
You're nice and crinist, hope you that I mean not me
All right, there's nothing there
You could teach me some skills around here for starters stick to fingers
He's got the swiftest hands of all of us besides him. Just ask around
You'll find people willing to teach you some tricks if you could persuade them
I thought he was gonna teach me something he lives
Just a few shacks over right by the castle wall when you're in front of the castle gate just head left towards the arena
Can't miss it
And you teach me something. Oh, here we go. Can you teach me something?
Sure, why not I could help you improve your dexterity or get some strength into those arms. Oh
oh shit I have none of that I have available zero I have nothing I have
nothing
Oh my god didn't I tell you to piss off piss off
All right, let me see here
I should inform sly. I gotta find sly.
And it says maybe you want to go join the old camp, so he's not even here. Are the new camp?
It's just basically doing quests for all the outer people, so I just need to do all their
Now that you're here, why don't you go give some of those bosses a proper pasty?
They've been so mean to me for years
I'm telling you if I see one of them right here and now I'll give them a proper piece of my mind
Then I thought the slide already bro, there's so many names man. I keep forgetting who
their snap
Was slide the dude
I don't know where the hell sly is. Is he the one above on top of the arena up here? He was up here, wasn't he?
Sly was this guy up here
No, that's scatty. That's scatty
Oh my god
So they ain't got nothing on us, right?
I'll come up with a plan. You just wait and see.
Now give it to it!
Look! He's still moving!
Alright, I'm gonna look around till I find more people.
Looking for a sly.
And a flutcher.
Oh!
I've seen your mutt before. You'd better pay your protection money, if so, save it.
Why?
Because I'm not really here.
Okay.
Then, who am I talking to?
The poor Walder who had to step in for his mate, Neck, and he's outing down his turf for him.
Where is Neck?
Missing. Forrest has been covering for him till he's back.
What's keeping you from collecting his levies?
Because he did a big round just before he disappeared.
I must left to get from those diggers right now
Well, I already found it
If I try to kill mud I can't do it in here I need to leave and kill him
Well, I did talk to him
Talk with Fletcher again?
I tried.
Oh, you're literally blocking the ladder.
Yeah, he doesn't want to talk to me anymore.
It is lies in this group
How about some swamp we straight from the cultists
I'm looking to join the old camp and become a shadow in other words you're trying to prove yourself
Yeah, that's something I should be using him with.
If you do well, I'll put in a good word for you.
What do you need?
There's a guy in the swamp camp who goes by the name Cologne.
Who's a cool place with him?
I mean one of the top dogs.
And?
There's also an alchemist.
And he's got a recipe for a, what should I say?
Houlton Brew.
They call it dream juice.
They brew it with wine before the eye pour.
The loons drink it to open their minds to the sleeper. This guy's clapping in my ear
Let's stop in you Kalam
That old bastard won't talk to anyone who is my cultist
That's where you come in
Get to the swamp camp and act as though you want to join them
Kalam checks all the novices sooner or later and he talks to you
Get me the recipe
alarm got it got it what's in it for me sounds like a tricky job what's in it
for me at some point yeah go will ask me what I think of you take a guess what
my answer is gonna depend on this day okay I'll see what I can do all right
I'll see what I can do bro stop that way back there how do I get to the swamp
camp just head out to the Southgate and keep going east maybe get yourself a
map as well that's what I'm looking for that's the one by the fallen tower isn't
it that's right show me your goods that's stuff in the colony map of the
colony dude he has one did I need three more maybe I sell this herb
All right, give me the map. I'll buy it
There it is boys the map of the colony sleep with you stranger. I'm here to guide you to the path of salvation
Bala the fat buddy I
Don't want to although he might guide me there, right wait a moment
The path of salvation?
Yes, that of the sleeper.
He alone holds the power to free us from this wicked place.
You see, I'm part of the brotherhood.
The sleeper's humble servants.
As we speak, the gurus of our camp are preparing a grand ritual to commune with him.
Sounds interesting.
You have no idea.
Until now, the sleeper only spoke to us through his nebulous visions.
The Great Awakening is going to change this.
The sleeper will finally speak to us in his true voice and tell us how to liberate him.
However, the way we need as many brothers as we can for the ritual to succeed,
only with our minds joined we will be able to break through to him.
You, stranger, could be a part of this. Like me.
You could become a servant of a being more magnificent than anything you could possibly imagine.
What do you say? Our camp is not far from here. Down in this one.
I can take you there if you wish. You know what? Take me there. Take me there. I want to join a cult.
All right. Take me to your camp. I want to see it. Certainly. I will leave the way. Just follow me.
Damn. He was ready to go. Can mud join? Oh fuck. This guy's gonna follow me. I hope you are aware.
This guy's gonna follow me to your camp, alright?
Alright.
Roger, Roger.
As you go off the path.
Accidents can happen on the road.
Let's see. Oh, whoops.
We're fighting. Oh, there's no way we're fighting this thing!
What the hell?
Oh my god. Yeah, he just owned him.
Oh my, can I harvest? No.
Oh my god.
Maybe there's a nice quiet spot. We could go to have a chim-wack buddy. No
We need to shot the gator
Agreed
Oh shit, all you all you all you nice nice all loot all loot
Yep, I actually need those for a guy
For his needs those
Yo, I could just like this guy farms and gives me XP. Oh, that's all you bro. That's all you
Nice nice
wait don't die shit if you die
if you die we're not I'm not getting there me and mud will die on the way
there where we go maybe there's a nice and quiet place where we could go to
talk no dude what the hell man
Barla, Barlevis.
Okay, okay.
Oh yeah, that's all you did.
Three of them?
You got this, you got this.
We got your back, you got your back.
You got your back, we got your back.
There it is. Good shit. Yeah, that was nice.
Dude, okay, we're free. Let's talk.
Can you shut the fuck up?
Alright, we're good. He's done talking. He's done.
How's this camp now? Alright, do we have like community, uh...
Do we have some community shit? We chant? We believe?
Oh, this is all you, man. All of you.
You got this. I know how to cook.
Wait, let him kill mud!
That's all good, let's go.
We're refighting.
Look at his ass, we need more meat.
Not too bad, huh?
Dude, this guy's insane.
You're just like an aggro bunch of people.
Do it up, do it up.
Get hit, get hit.
kill him! good shit, good shit, pretty good, pretty good
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They are the best fighters within the barrier, and they can teach you a lot.
The gurus guide us.
Their wisdom and inner strength, light are one.
The game's pretty fun. I couldn't just follow it and then all the quests.
You'll get on fine.
It definitely has a bit of like potato, but like it has like that charmey potato-ness
to it.
Yeah, I would have never found this camp.
Yeah, I would have never found this shit.
Not far now.
Not far now!
He got a ball wrap, bro. Kick his ass.
Thank you.
Not too bad, right?
I'll cook that up.
The next pan- Hey, I'll kill these guys too, now that we're at it.
Kill em all, kill em all. There's two more here, two more.
You got it, you got it. I swear there's another one.
Yeah, one more. You missed one, you missed one.
Quickly, he's getting to the camp!
He's going to the swamp camp!
Don't worry about it.
I need to sleep well we travel at night
Do it after I do that nice nice
That big ass mosquitoes here
And I would have never found this
Where is he? I don't even see him.
Okay, hot suckers.
Wait!
Don't leave me!
Fucking bloodshuckers!
Pissed her off.
That down there is our camp. The Templars will let you through.
Once you're in, take a look around.
I'm sure you won't regret coming in.
If you decide to join, ask for Cork along.
He supervises the novices.
I'll make my way back to the old camp now.
There's still plenty of lost souls waiting for guidance.
Good luck.
Sleeper awakened.
Yo, this place is so much nicer than old camp.
What up, guys?
Why are your heads tilted?
Oh.
Hey.
Whoa, are you okay?
I found the sleeper temple.
Oh wait, it makes sense, the sleeper temple.
Oh my God.
I
Now meet the oh joking are you?
What up greetings
For you who are you me?
I'm Lester. I take care of the newcomers around here. Oh shit
Oh, yeah, I had a feeling I had a feeling I want to join I'm curious
So I'll have to convince the other gurus first exactly
What the fuck man?
How do I convince the gurus if they won't talk to me?
Maybe it doesn't seem like that, but the gurus are watching very closely with folk door out here
Especially newcomers if they think you've made yourself useful to our community one of them will talk to you soon
I'm like just look around there's plenty of chances to make an impression
You just have to find them
Okay
Admission to the swamp camp
This fucking guy
All right, there's plenty opportunities around the time
There's plenty of opportunities
I'm gonna sleep here. Maybe they won't mind
We go beige, we go sleepy, we fucking sleepy.
Will you finish this game?
I feel like I haven't done anything yet.
All right, the sun is coming up, I think.
What are you doing there?
Oh, I was... I took somebody's bed.
Can I sleep for like another hour? What the hell?
Oh wait, did I not sleep? Did they wake me up?
Because they saw me?
I
Shit sorry
please I'm just so tired I just want a bed please
okay this one this one there's two so maybe they don't mind
Maybe they don't want mine here.
Oh shit, I think they let me sleep in.
You know what, get enough.
Oh!
That's what they do to the people who can't sleep.
Ball, tie on.
What a man the wisdom sleeps in your eyes master I like that glaze glaze he's
never heard that one before the wisdom sleeps in your eyes master
okay hello there I'm new to this place okay that's one shiny paint
I think you like me. I thought it was a good first impression. Good first impression.
What a man.
Just talk to the lower ranking gurus. They'll help you out. You like it here. You'll see
Okay
Looking for the damn gurus
Yeah, looks like I'm gonna have to shave my head
pulse
Only those with the gurus permission to climb Temple Mountain
One more step and you'll meet your maker. Oh shit. Sorry
This guy looks important.
No right now.
Just not now.
Not now.
Can I sleep on a bench?
Can I have time to go by on a bench?
No.
This camp right now I'm looking to sleep somewhere
What's your job around here me? I'm a novice an accomplished novice to be precise
That's why I'm here teaching the wisdom of the sleeper rather than out there mashing herbs or cleaning huts
Master at Beryon even said I might become a proper bow one day. Can you believe it a guru?
when's the day oh we'll see I've been slacking a bit lately but that's fine
there's still time and for now I'm happy where I am spreading the sleeper's word
it's a great honor
yes see I'm I'm to win the favor the balls do you have any tips I'm to win the
favor of the balls do you have any tips oh so you're looking to join us that's
nice let's see hmm yeah I might be able to help you I'm still a novice but I know
these people better than most that said I want you to do me a favor first have
you been to Fortuna yet wait have I know not yet who's that I guess you could
call him the quartermaster he gives out our daily smoke rolls if you go see him
and give me your ration we have a deal don't think about it
I don't have any smoke rolls here's some smoke rolls for you wait what's that
I want three rolls of black sage that was the deal bring me the herbs and you get your advice
I didn't mean to do that okay Joru
to think of the mission the letter vanished casting the cult's recipe we
gotta find this guy oh my god this bed's not occupied
what this guy woke up and saw me get lost man
No!
Get lost man!
Okay, whatever dude whatever rude rude piece of shit
I thought you guys were a cool man
I'm gonna talk to him anyways oh wait he's pissed hey i'm new here okay you see
yeah you just addressed to go you shouldn't have done that the only time
an outsider or a novice is allowed to speak to a ball is if they speak to him first okay whatever
people watch over you
I don't think my quest is messed up
Oh, this one works.
He didn't mind.
Dude, I left.
I already had.
in there for like five hours. It's finally daytime now.
This guy looks important. Nope. Keep talking to Lester?
Why do we got to keep talking to Lester?
I talked to him earlier.
Tell me something about the Brotherhood.
Such as?
What's the deal with those herbs everyone here smokes?
The swamp?
We...
It's an herb that grows here in the swamp.
We smoke it because it opens our minds to the sleeper.
Honestly though, most folk outside the brotherhood don't care much about its spiritual properties.
They just smoke it because it takes the agile.
It's a shame, really.
But at least it means we get to trade the herbs for wares from the other camps and spread
the sleeper's word.
Okay.
Tell me about the different gurus.
Well, there are three.
At the top are the gurus, which you could call the minds of the brotherhood.
They are extremely powerful, literally, and figuratively speaking.
Now if the gurus are the minds, the templars are the muscle.
They are hard-trained warriors with an indomitable will,
and some of them have also been blessed with as steep as magic.
Finally, there's us, there's the novices.
I suppose you could say we're the hands to keep our community running.
Some novices are content where they are,
they are, while others eventually become templars or gurus.
What exactly is this sleeper?
This sleeper is the divine being that we worship.
He sent our master Iberian, a vision many years ago, and told him that if we help him
return to the world, he will grant us freedom.
And you believe that?
Well, let's put it this way.
Till he is in this hell hole of a colony, open your mind to certain possibilities.
sleeper is powerful that is a fact I know what the other camps think we're all
just a bunch of lunatics but let me tell you the visions he sends us or is
real as the magic he gives to our crews in 10 plus okay bro we believe you man
can you help me find my way around why not I'm done for the day where do you
want to go. I'm looking for
Quarkalom's laboratory. That's not far. Come
maybe we'll find Quarkalom.
He does guide me places.
I
Where's this guy
Okay, just climb that ladder and you're right in front of Cologne's laboratory the skinny guy behind the stall is
Fortuna, oh by the way, I caught a master. Have you talked to him yet?
He gives out the daily swamp weed rations. I'm to think of it
I might stay here for a bit and smoke one. If I'm gone by the time you're back, you can find me at the entrance
Nice
Hold up, I got some food to cut
All right, we got a lot of food now our lock we're doing now hey
new are you come over I have a welcome gift
Oh
What kind of gift do you have three rolls fresh swamp?
We it's black sage good stuff. You get a ration of three every day
One more
You'll have to pay
And should you find some other herbs or berries while you're out there? I'll make you a good price
Okay, okay
Let's trade you buying or selling
What do you have? He actually has a bunch of herbs.
One each.
Take that as well.
Fuck tuna!
leave it all right let's go up here
actually smoke one the northern dark it
It gives you HP mana plus swamps, lead 40.
A mage letter.
A peddler from the old camp wants the recipe for the dream juice you're making.
Any chance I could buy it?
Are you joking? The dream juice is a sacred elixir. Not some swill for these idiots to drink their brains out.
I'll pretend you didn't ask that. Just this once.
Oops.
I heard you decide who becomes a novice and who doesn't. I want to join the brotherhood.
Good for you. Then you hopefully already know I'm far too busy to deal with every dumb-faced hopeful.
I trust the judgment of the other bowels if they think you're worthy of a novices rose come back here and no sooner
Okay, well I met him I got a win over four of the other good at the game freshman Joe
I gotta get ball nomads support
How's that a fail?
Hey, wait.
Do you know where Klum keeps his recipes?
Why do you ask? Just curious.
I see.
Curiosity is good, says Iberian.
It brings us...
Wait.
That's all you asked.
His chest.
That's where he keeps them.
What? Okay.
Hey, I'm new here.
I see. I'm Kane, Corkalon's apprentice. You know him, right?
Ah, you sound confused.
Are you okay? You sound confused.
Oh, I do. I'm sorry. I've just been, you know, spiritualizing.
Quite hard by the looks of it.
Yeah, so, you know, kind of, I do
Good
There it is I saved the game I need a lock
What the hell are you doing, you scoundrel?
Sorry, I was just inspecting the place.
Don't stand in my way.
Not bad, leave it again.
Maybe I come back here, I can buy a lockpick.
How do I get your master to speak to me?
Simple.
You have to know what he wants to hear, which is a show of faith.
Here's what we're going to do.
Next time we're in his vicinity, come talk to me.
You see, Balnamin has been worried lately because plenty of the new guys still pray to Innos
or Aynos rather than just to sleep.
That's why you will tell me that you had a vision,
a glorious one that made you come here
and renounce the old gods.
Okay, okay.
And don't hold back.
The man loves a good conversion story.
You think you can manage that?
Not a problem.
Got it, got it.
Thanks, Lester.
Sure.
I'm looking for him.
Why don't we go do that?
Yeah, I'll spend some LP and let's see what this does, and then we'll go back to the entrance
to have a conversation.
Oh, that man there is Baal Qadda. He teaches the novices. Climb that ladder and you reach
the Templars training ground. If you're not back in a bit, I'll just head back to Baal
Nani.
wait but I'm I don't think I'm not I can't I can't right now
Let me say, head up the ladder.
Where the fuck is the ladder, buddy?
I don't see it I'm looking for someone who can teach me sure thing follow me
alright is Bob Kedah he teaches the novices climb that ladder and you reach
the Templars training grounds if not back in a bit I'll just head back to
I mean wait where the fuck is the ladder away?
But I'm not supposed to talk to him
The fuck is the ladder
I'm gonna just try talking to him
You know I don't want to talk to you
and want to become a novice can you help me good chance
It's honestly the only way out.
Here's some smoke rolls for you.
Good choice.
all right here we go I'm sure you already noticed almost none of the gurus
are willing to talk to you which makes it hard to impress them there are ways to
work around that but they are different for each of them I can give you some
tips okay
helped you out your turn now how do I impress the gurus that depends on the
Gura, Baal Kadao, for example, teaches the novices the magic of the sleeper.
If you want his attention, try and use a magic scroll in his vicinity.
Not a wind fist, of course.
Try putting one of his students to sleep or something.
You get the idea.
Baal Namib, the one by the enthronesses, a tough nut.
I think Lester might be able to help you out here.
Just ask him when the old man is not around.
The other gurus aren't as hard to impress.
Just make yourself useful and make sure they notice.
Alright. Thanks for the tips.
Sure thing. You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
I know back at old camp that guy needed two wolf claws and a paper.
Where do I find scrolls with sleeper magic?
Well, Balqadar sells them, but that wouldn't do you much good considering he doesn't talk to you.
Maybe one of the other gurus can help you.
I don't know, man. Look around.
Oh, what the hell?
You guys seem to be enjoying yourselves.
Ha! You mean the smoking.
That's not leisure, that's our duty.
We test out the new strains Master Colom grows in his laboratory.
Every other day, his apprentice, Cain, delivers us a new batch to try out.
We applied.
Hard work.
Sure.
Actually, it is.
The swamp weed does much more than take the edge off.
If you smoke it right, it opens your mind.
And that can be as exhilarating as it can be taxing.
Alright, you convinced me.
So, has the sleeper spoken two years?
Not yet.
But Kalam only ever gives us a few rolls.
Only the gurus get enough swamp weed to truly elevate themselves into the spiritual realm.
But I don't mind.
Someday I'll be a guru.
And then I'll finally get enough to witness our master in all his glory.
Someday.
I might go back to what's-his-face and just go to the first sleeper or the first ball
And talk to Lester
To get starting point I'm looking for
Let's go, man!
Buddy, you're walking this slow to the entrance?
Today's your birthday?
Can I place the S?
Um...
Sorry, man, I don't think so.
Hey, how's it going?
What's it look like?
I'm hanging by a thread here.
Been mashing those fucking herbs for two days straight.
Harlow should've taken over ages ago,
but it's always the same with that bastard.
Bet you a hundred nugs.
He's still in his hut, snoring his lungs out.
Aren't you gonna do anything about that?
Believe me, I would.
But I can't leave my post as long as Balarun is here watching us.
Those herbs ain't gonna mash themselves.
But since you're asking, why don't you pay him a visit?
Okay, I can go do that. I'm pretty sure I can get there. Even though I'm not going to find my way back.
not gonna find my way back. Is this his hut? Near, core, exactly where I was. How is that
not his fucking hut? What? That would have been the most obvious hut, unless it's this.
Nothing.
That's what you think.
Oh yeah, I need to go towards the lab.
Can I talk to this guy?
Yeah.
All right, he's just blacksmith stuff
Where is this poor guy again, I think it's right around here actually
It should be like right here.
where in the fuck is this guy under the lab that was it unless it's this one
This lab is down that way.
I doubt it's here, but I'll check anyways.
Fortuno I was right near Fortuno
Now there's fall damage Fortuno's right here
It could be this dude hey
Is it this guy? There's nothing. How are you? I'm completely high, man. That herb is something else.
The guy smoking? What the fuck? Where? In front of the shop.
Oh, was it the dude smoking? Are you sure it was him?
Is this guy?
I don't think so.
It's not this guy.
No way it's Harlock, I talked to Harlock.
Oh my fucking god, it was a named guy.
Get your lazy ass to the herd, Mashers, or I'll kick it all the way to Nordmar.
What?
What's your fucking mouth?
Hey!
Help, help, sir, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help,
Should I never save?
It's so hard to fucking navigate everything looks the same
Where the fuck was that place where the guy was mashing the veggies
Was it not this way oh my god
I haven't saved in a while.
Where did this save me?
Uhhhh... Gorham?
I think that was after I talked to Gorham. It was right after I saved.
What?
You know what?
You want me to remind you about your shift?
You're supposed to relieve him.
Oh, how nice of him.
Remind me again when I'm gotten some more kit up, yeah?
Wait, give me that.
Get your lazy ass to the herb mashers.
We'll kick it all the way to Nordmar.
What?
Watch your fucking mouth.
Fuck.
I'm not gonna stand a chance.
Come on!
Fucking asshole, so good at dodging shit.
I'll make me cook in between okay okay
Okay, the last time I wept up, the guards wanted to kill me.
No woman in this game?
I'm not sure about it.
That seems like it's just like a prison, a male prison.
Goren, send me.
What?
Get your lazy ass to the herb-masher's. We'll kick it all the way to Nordmar.
What? What's your fucking mouth?
I
My man get your shirt out
Why is he good?
There we go.
There it is.
Patego but we got it we got it
you wanted some of the sound you got some of the sound but you gotta smash the
sound
plus respect sir I brought him in what do you think what do you think our lock
right pretty good pretty good now you can smoke you're welcome single since you
finally got relieved damn right I did fine
thanks again mate that's it stranger oh gore and told me what you did for him
well done you stood up for a brother in need and you were right to do so yes
soon you're looking to join us yes this is why I'm giving you a chance to prove
your worth to the brotherhood cork along urgently needs fresh swamp we
for his experiments our harvesters out in the bog should have a delivery ready
But someone needs to fetch it and take it to Cork Alarm's laboratory
Okay swamp we the harvest
Where do I find these harvesters have I given you permission to address me?
May the sleeper forgive you
Shit as for your question
If it's your purpose to join us, you will find them
The mission is about most important
These motherfuckers, dude.
Motha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Okay, what the fuck?
Swamp camp completed
From the harvesters and the swamp outside the camp
So like the thing it is
Hi, I'm you here always a joy to see a lost soul saved by the sleeper's wisdom
Well Matt stranger. I'm nervous
What can you tell me about this place about the camp you need?
Don't cross the gurus
They are the most important people around here. They spread the sleeper's teachings and tell the novices about Master Ibarion's holy visions.
It's a true privilege.
Ibarion is far too weary from his close bond to the sleeper, so this is the only way we can revel in his wisdom.
Though he sometimes does give sermons on Temple Square.
You should stick around, stranger. Perhaps you'll get to witness one yourself.
What does the sleeper tell Averion in these holy visions?
Oh, it's abstract for the most part.
Pictures, memories, word fragments.
But the sleeper does this to protect us.
If he were to fully connect with a human, even with Averion,
their brain would most likely just crumble under his power.
That is why he and the gurus have been
preparing the Great Awakening, a grand ritual where
the best of us will join our minds
So the sleeper may truly speak to us for the first time,
and that is when he will finally show us the path
to freedom.
Cork alone, our chief alchemist,
has prepared an elixir for this purpose, the dream juice.
It puts us into a heightened state of mind
once we drink it.
That state, as well as dreams,
are the only way to receive the sleeper's signals.
I see.
Okay, Nyrus, death cult.
Maybe I'll try and do the harvest quest, but also go to Lester and talk to the ball guy
in the beginning of the camp right here.
I
My friend there you are pray. How have you been?
Brother Lester renounced the old gods brother Lester I renounced the old gods
What how did that come to pass? I had a vision brother Lester the sleeper spoke to me
Mm-hmm
He said find the swamp camp and join the noble brotherhood
You should rejoice
Do you are those whom the sleeper blesses dust?
Yeah, yeah, the sleeper send you a vision. Oh my god
We understand what a great privilege has been bestowed upon you. Tell me stranger
Is it truly your wish to join the brother?
Yes, yes. Say nothing. Maybe it's a test and I say nothing.
Well...
Oh, okay.
Yes, I wish to follow the path of the sleeper very well and go find poor column and tell him
Bob that meme says he found a true believer
I need a better armor. I need a better armor. Sorry stranger. I can't help you
Okay, I should go
Hmm
Just a pig in fancy clothes
Was it
Let me see if I can pick up the harvest, I don't know if this is gonna be a great idea
How's it going? Ever since I've become a chosen protector of the faith, I've been feeling better than ever before. Sounds meaningful.
You're an infidel. You wouldn't understand.
Yo, fuck you, bitch.
I feel like I really needed to ask someone where they are, instead of just wandering out.
But maybe I'll find them. Even though there's a high chance I'm gonna die doing this.
The woods are very scary. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I should go back and ask around.
I don't know, I feel like I should go back. I don't think I'm ready yet for any of this shit.
This guy is fucking rough.
Fuck this place! Fuck a machine!
There's probably more people I can talk to that can kind of help me.
Yeah, Summer Games Fest is at five o'clock, isn't it? The presentation? Of course we're
gonna watch it. Is it the pre-show for an hour? That's in one hour. Go learn the one-handed
combat I think that's back at the old camp. Maybe I can ask someone to bring me
back to the old camp or I can just run back.
The guy at the arena.
Templars can teach you here.
There's some Templars over here.
I don't know, I mean I don't mind watching the pre-show, I mean it's, I was meant to
like in a 2-9 and a 5 o'clock.
fancy ideas out of your mind
oh
i'd like to take a look around inside the sleeper temple sometime
unthinkable
and infertile in the temple
until you place yourself in the service of the sleeper
you will be denied entry
wow i see how it is buddy
I see.
Um...
I don't think so. I don't think this guy's gonna teach me shit.
I gotta find like a different Templar.
We open our minds to you, hostess.
All these Templars will tell me.
Could you use another capable man?
We're always looking for capable men.
But you'll have to work hard.
Only experienced novice may become a Templar.
It's the highest honor for a disciple of the brotherhood of the sleeper.
I'm warning you show some respect you're talking to it shows and protect her of the profits
okay can you tell me who's in charge here we do everything the gurus tell us it's our
duty to serve them who are your gurus they bury in the enlightened is that guru right
after a cork alarm or Anga and a few others. Yeah, he's not gonna tell me. Okay, I need
to get back to the old camp. Oh, is it? Okay, is that Templar? Okay, I think I know where
I think I know where the I don't think the arena is here the arena is back at old camp
But it's kind of a pain in the ass to go to old camp
Let me see if I can find the area
It's funny way too high up, but whatever
Yeah, I don't think this is the right area, but uh, yeet.
No, there's no fast travel.
shit I gotta find my area, the area dude
Yeah
What are you doing here giving out this form sharks I
Give those beasts a white birth if I were you they'll swallow you home and I need it when I say that anyway
Judy calls I
Need to find the initial path and I'll go
This fucking swamp is confusing oh
Oh, it's right here
That's right here.
on novices. Okay, I'm just gonna go it's highest point up.
Lyrical arena, the highest point up!
Brother.
I might just go to the other camp.
Yeah, it's somebody's house.
I don't know.
There's more inside. I don't have to deal with it.
Alright, this does go all the way up.
It's just like a lookout point.
Hey, you can sleep up here
I wonder if I do that in front of the magician guy, he'll talk to me one of the balls
Wait, was that a one-time use scroll? No, it's not. This is like forever magic. It's mana-based.
I just don't know how to get mana back, that's it.
or one time use
Oh, yeah
Where was that guy I needed to show magic to
This is where he was right there
It was one of the dudes sitting around they're sitting around a table
Yeah, this guy right here
Oh, yeah, I gave that guy all the zahd, dude.
I gave him all you need to find this leapscroll
I thought it was any magic. I guess I do have to find this leapscroll. All right. I'm gonna get back to old camp whatever
Fuck man
They get find the hell out of here and get to sleep camp I
Gotta find the way out and I don't think it's this way
by a lockpick and steal the recipe
Yeah
You're from here, aren't you?
Is it that obvious?
Well, the hair, the clothes.
Right.
Anyway, it won't be like that much longer.
Bartondral says he's impressed by my devotion
and that he's gonna tell Cork along
I'm worthy of the novitiate.
I will be.
I'm guessing we used to be a digger.
Ha! Slaves more like it.
I worked my hands bloody for Gomez and his cronies, and all from what?
All of that fucking stew and some rented beer.
They're so lost. All of them.
They'll get there reckoning soon.
Okay.
You actually believe all that stuff?
Of course I do.
I heard the sleeper whispering to me in my dreams.
He is here, and he will awaken.
That's fully in the call fully in the call
All believer oh it is the arena
What's the teach me
Can you train me no you're not a member of our brother and even there I only trained 10
Can you train me no you're not a member of
And even there
Oh my god, he said, uh, he said, just how much he hates those pesky swamp sharks.
Only that you are unworthy of a Templar's armor, he told to return once on a Templar.
Just how much he hates the pesky swamp sharks.
how much he hates those pesky swarm sharks
It's not the wrong response
That would have actually been free, Arbor
Dude, I didn't know that guy was a fucking idiot dude
Dude, I didn't know I could go to 25 and do one. I don't know. He's just gonna give it to me
I want to become a Templar
Just like you. Do you have any idea how many sacrifices I've had to make to serve as a temple guard for the chosen of the sleeper?
And you think you can just walk in here and get the highest of honors handed to you on a silver platter?
Yes.
Before you even consider it. You should familiarize yourself with the teachings of the sleeper. It'll take some time.
And it'll probably knock those fancy ideas out of your mind.
Okay, so none of these guys want to train me then.
I think I'm leaving.
They all have the same shit.
Should play permadeath mode?
Bruh, I would have been in the beginning.
I died like six times.
Oh, that's awesome.
That's awesome.
All right, I'm taking the journey I'm leaving I'm going back to old camp fuck this place
Fuck this place. I'm leaving this shit hole. If I can just figure out how to get to the
entrance I'm leaving this shit hole. I swear that is not the way but then it's like the
only way. This is death. Go to the new camp instead. The game is good, I'm just like bad
at it. I'm very like 80D around. It's a different style of how it presents itself. I think this
This is the way.
Or not.
What?
Oh, Lester.
Okay, we're good.
Okay, I'm following the road back to old camp.
I'm running from every combat piece.
I think all camp was that massive place in the middle.
back without a drink recipe or weed yeah there's a lot that happened okay
I
Like I aggregate something all right, this is the way I
Did come I do have wolf claws which is good
Oh my god!
Run, run, run, run, run, run.
I need these.
Right, I swear this is not the right way.
I can swim though, can't I?
I'm near, there's old camp.
Looks like a Skyrim mod pack.
I mean
I
Don't come back
Uh, I need the blank parchment.
Did I have a fucking quest for...
This guy doesn't have the parchment, I think.
This guy doesn't have parchment, or does he candle?
Yeah, he's nothing.
I could get a lockpick, but I'm poor right now.
One guy was able to teach me some moves. I think it was Diego in the beginning.
He can teach me one-handed sword moves.
Or go to Scatty. Scatty or Diego.
can you teach me something sure why not I could help you improve your dexterity or
get some strength into those arms okay he's stats still got a lot to learn he
gives me stats
You know, I'm so glad I got here with you.
Cheers for letting me tag along.
Maybe we could do it more often.
What am I saying?
We've still got loads of time for the two of us today.
Bro, fuck off, don't follow me.
What?
All right, up this way.
Staddy, where the hell are you, guy?
He walks around.
Don't do this, bro.
Where's this bald fuck?
That was about to happen.
There was a way down this way.
here hey it's me do you also train fighters yeah well not just for fun you
want me to train you you got to pay
I want to be better with one-handed weapons I don't have enough or I told
you no nuggets no lesson fuck man I gotta do some quests
Yeah, I could just farm and sell.
I do have a bunch of different things.
Okay, let me see.
Predictions for Summer Games Fest? I have no idea. I want to see the game I'm hyped for
coming out of China. I don't know what else they're gonna announce. I just want to see
new stuff. I don't know what they're gonna announce. I wonder if I can trigger this quest
again by some means. Probably not. Yeah, remember me, Grim? Remember me? What if I kill you guys?
What if I kill them?
Attempt to kill them.
Maybe he'll drop an amulet.
Dude, fuck me man.
Oh
Oh, fuck you, man.
Come on, bro.
James gonna crash.
Dude, I need nuggets to learn it.
This is what I need.
Oh, now this guy doesn't do the triple ever, huh?
Come on!
Come on, buddy!
There you go.
I don't know what the button is to execute him.
Yikes.
You know why he's going to sit back down?
Are you kidding?
Is it F or R?
Who's on the run now, buddy?
Who's on the run now?
Is it F or R?
Who's on the run now, buddy?
Who's on the run now?
Oh my god, fuck you.
that's fucking so dumb
And my ass kicked by the bots!
Dude, I'm low level with trash gear. That's why they're kicking my ass.
I just wanted to do a little extra damage. My bad!
I
Got one got one got one here we go here we go
One down one down
Are you kidding?
Rose bonks are like lethal
I'm telling you these guys have like a thousand nuggets no
These guys must have a shit ton of nuggets.
I
Alright, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Alright, they're dead here. They're dead.
Are you kidding? You hit fucking tree stumps in this game?
Oh my god.
Come on dude.
I know, I really just need to lower the difficulty to medium and all is good.
No GTA 6 trailer, I don't think so.
GTA 6 is bigger than all of the SGFs, so like Rockstar doesn't need to- Rockstar is probably
not going to be there, they're going to do their own thing.
I saw that chiseleroo.
It crashes if you don't let this guy finish his sentence.
There we go.
You slow fuck
Oh, you're safe during the animation.
You guys are here.
You f**k!
Dude, are you kidding?
Oh my god, he never does his triple attack and then he does it when you decide to go in and fucking kill him.
Oh my god. Oh, it saved here? Oh my god. I quick-saved right here.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna just wait for his triple. Fuck this guy.
Finally! God damn that!
Holy shit, dude.
They didn't even have any nuggets, these useless fucks.
I don't know how I guess this thing did so much damage.
I should go buy a lockpick and see what's in here.
Oh!
I already have three lockpicks in it.
Technically, this is now my camp.
Berry noise!
This pretty noise rebate
Yes, right from Diego
Oh, who's this guy? Diego's not here right now
Shadow, God, I'm about to run!
What do I do next, guys?
Oh, does he live in his hut?
Where's this guy's hut? Oh, it's right here.
oh wait you still need a coin don't you yeah this guy I need to find some guy
who's wants to buy stuff there's a vendor around here down here
fuck you mind don't ah here we go
what really got used to you and I think the two of us are gonna have a lot of
fun together right right
You can sleep at my place if you like.
No, I'm okay.
There's a guy who sold shit down here.
Diego teaches for free lies, nobody does it.
Not now, not now.
Lies.
hello there hmm I haven't seen you before you're new here aren't you just got
in well then welcome to the colony I'm guy already figured out which can't be
gonna join no yet what would you recommend
depends on this they all got their pros and cons you can stay here until you've
made up your mind though one of the hats just cleared out
We did the hut's is free the one right by the arena it's got a red awning out front Artemis all right
Red awning outside the arena like this one
Oh my god, this is my bed holy shit
The camps cook.
Let's go talk to him.
and found this recipe take a look
recipe let me see well put a spear up
me ass and call me a blood fly that's
all Brock's water stew who's all
Brock he used to cook for the waters and
didn't have to pay protection money in
return some of the ingredients of the recipe are smudged do you know what they
are not really but this should be enough for me to guess the rest I had no
idea how bastard you saw an essay for seasoning that explains the taste how's
this you get me the stuff for the stew and I'll show you how to make it what I
want to lay down myself been dying to try it but he only ever gave it to the
the Walters.
Oh, of course.
Sounds good.
That's what I wanted to hear.
So, you'll need scavenger meat, fill it, if you can manage it.
One onion, a carrot, and a potato.
And obviously, soul and assay.
It's a rare herb that grows in and around the caves around here.
Meat, onions, carrot, potatoes, and salanacea?
Got it.
I reckon Brock used wine.
But I think what I will do the trick just fine
Get double of everything. I need me out of this if I'm showing you how to make it
Okay, buddy, okay
Yeah, we're gonna just hop over to Sgf mode
Same as me watch a little bit of the pre show and then jump into the actual event here people
I'm gonna take a piss because it's starting in like 18 minutes
Let's see special events is it twitch.tv slash
SGF summer games test
Sometimes the pre-show is not bad. Yeah, what is it again?
But no, I'm actually just I'm just kidding by the way, I just opened up asings gold stream by accident
The summer games.
Okay. I think it's summer games.
Summer game fest, not summer game fest.
Is it summer games fest or game fest? It's games fest.
Summer games fest. Wait, no, that's not the channel.
What's the channel? Is it the game awards?
I thought they were doing a pre-show. What the fuck?
Wait, are they doing the pre-show at five o'clock? It's only 720p 60 here.
Why is it 720p?
The thing that sucks is YouTube are um, Twitch is delayed.
YouTube is delayed, I mean.
They might actually be doing the pre-show that starts at 5.
I gotta take a huge leak, hold up.
What the fuck, they added 4x?
7 to 1 to B.
Chagrin's taking a piss.
This is starting in 15 minutes.
I would take a piss and stuff.
I think this is a two hour long show.
So yeet, hold up.
the
What are we feeling here?
What are we feeling there boy?
Any expectations?
Nope.
Can you fix 7 TV?
What do you mean?
All right, I want to see...
All right, I'm looking at...
Hogwarts Legacy 2.
Bloodborne 2.
Fuck the remake.
Honestly, bro, I'm starting to think if you were a real fan, you wouldn't want a remake.
because the original was really good
why would you want to play it again when you could have played it again so
many times I'd rather see new content you fucking idiots
why do you want another one I would rather the full effort go into a sequel
than playing the fucking game that I experienced and fully enjoyed
after being in costs like why would you
No shi- like why wouldn't you just want a sequel?
I don't understand these- these people, I don't understand them.
Umm...
Ahem...
Why not both?
Because...
I bet a Bloodborne 2 would be faster than them doing a remake and then announcing a sequel.
Runs like shit? I enjoyed it even though it ran like shit, so clearly you're not a fan.
You're a tourist.
okay Guild Wars 3 blood message best game out of China what else more footage
more footage of squadron more footage of squadron um I don't know what else I
honestly don't know what else new IPs to make me excited I don't know what else
there's gonna be brother I don't know Kojima's Kojima scary game OD or his
other game as any making to final fantasy 7 3 I don't part 3 I don't care
about if you are I think we'll see it I think we'll see it
I would love it if there was an injustice 3.
Wukong DLC.
I don't know what else.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um...
Whoa!
Really?
Replacing Skydance games, but what has Skydance games made before?
What?
So they'd never made a Skydance game, so it's never made a game before, and they got replaced
by Paramount Game Studio, rebranded.
the
only one is I think walking dead saints and sinners people thought was a really cool what
call it game VR game wait 1943 these guys were doing 1943 fuck
I guess we'll see if I don't know why they would announce that but this is kind of like
a 50-50 even um that one studio started making games and they were all alright so far.
longhouse. We'll probably see Monster Hunter Wild's DLC. We'll probably see the new Mortar
Shell game for sure. Um, I don't really know what else.
Um, Naughty Dog is going to be there, I doubt it. Warhorses, Lorela Ring's game isn't going
to be there, they just announced it dude. Maybe God of War spinoff, just specifically
about the cube. I bet the next God of War, bro, it's going to conclude the story and
the cube's going to have an open ending and then there's going to be a main God of War
about the cube that's going to be a prequel into how he came to be in that cage.
of four just got announced I don't think so oh maybe no I don't think we're gonna
see Max Payne because they're they don't want to pull off of control they're
they're focused on control I think if they announce Max Payne or show footage
I mean they could but it seems like they're focused on control that's like
That's their main game releasing like four months.
They want to sell that shit a lot.
I don't really know if we're going to see that.
Judas release date, maybe.
This is from the dude who made BioShock, his game.
I want to be surprised.
All these are kind of like would be cool to see.
I want to see something new, but it's hard to...
New is hard to grasp onto. If anybody announces a hero shooter, actually,
actually insane. I don't think we're gonna see any hero shooters this year. If we
do holy shit those motherfuckers God speed
God speed
maybe more footage on light no fire maybe maybe
New dishonored Daisy too didn't they announce Daisy too
They already say they're making a daisy too.
Valve coming out, half-life 3 maybe.
Oh yeah, what about that Korean game, true, where you play like that fucking rooster god
with a big ass sword.
that game got announced.
All right boys one minute let's see
I don't know what we're going to see here, boys.
Alright, if Guild Wars 3 is real crazy, actually insane that we have made it to the end of
to Guild Wars 3. Actually insane. Guild Wars 2 is like one of the first games I streamed.
There we go people, we made it. We made it.
There he is, there he is.
Okay, okay.
Another one.
Yes, you guys are prepped and ready.
It's a good one.
Don't worry.
All right.
Hello, everybody, and welcome to Summer Game Fest, gaming's biggest global showcase
of what's next.
You know, we started SGF back in 2020 because we didn't want to lose that magic moment every
June when gamers around the world come together to hype ourselves about the future. New worlds,
new stories, new characters. And yeah, maybe the return of some fan favorites too. This is our
seventh and biggest SGF and I have to say guys, the magic is back. We have a great show for you today.
All right.
Okay.
Now over the next two hours, we alongside some of the world's most talented game developers
are going to show you why gaming's best days are right ahead of us.
What I love about SGF is that we put platforms and rivalries aside.
It doesn't matter where you play.
Everyone is welcome here today and right now everyone has a lot of games to play.
As you can see behind me in just the first five months of 2026 steam saw a record setting
9,265 new game releases and that's up from 7,800 last year.
There are now more games and more creators than at any point in the history of this great
media.
Now, sure, a cynic might look at those numbers and think, how can anyone possibly break through
with their game?
But then great media.
Now sure, a cynic might look at those numbers and think,
What the hell?
How can anyone possibly
Yeah, I might go back to YouTube.
But then?
Fuck, I mean, switch.
So far, they're a brand new audience.
Yeah, I got that in my head.
Like, Migenics, Windrose, or Far Far Web.
Really great.
So congratulations to all those games.
Now, you know, some games, they become global blockbusters,
but others actually find smaller, passive-
Why is this just 720p?
And today, both of those kinds of success matter.
The truth is not every game has to be for everyone.
That's what makes this medium so exciting right now
and makes SGF so rewarding.
Because this show, this show helps drive discovery.
I hope you find it.
I thought you guys literally camped as websites.
They're refreshed in nothing.
To get wish listing, should we get on with the show?
Yeah.
OK.
Our YouTube is behind.
It's going to be a fun ride.
So let's get started with our preview of what's ahead
with our first announcement.
What is this?
Kojima's game.
The hand quality's too good.
We?
Yes.
So, you're the American who called earlier.
The sister of the men on the third floor.
Ah, welcome to Paris.
It's so nice to meet you.
Oh, it's freezing!
This is Kojima's game.
Come in. Come in. We don't want you to catch a cold.
I hate to say it, but your potter is, well, quite odd.
In we go.
Could be Resident Evil.
Sure, Kojima would be an Xbox.
Max.
Oh la la, Michael Pagai, he's made such a mess again, I think I just cleaned it up a week
ago.
It's like a boulder all through here, huh?
Ah, the delightful biscuit.
I'm sure he won't notice if we help ourselves.
I'm so sorry.
It must be the maintenance man from this morning.
Won't be long.
I'll bring some nice coffee to go with the biscuit.
Larry!
Granny Four?
That'd be crazy.
If he comes out.
And this is actually Granny Four.
He finally got the triple A budget.
You know, he kinda does look like Resident Evil.
I think it is presently useful.
Uh-oh.
It is! It is!
I
Criterate
I don't think I can beat this.
2027.
Let's code Veronica DLC or what?
There it is.
What a way to kick off the show.
Resident Evil Veronica revisits a classic title from the Resident Evil universe, reimagining
the experience for today's players.
Thank you to Takuchi-san and Capcom for that incredible news.
Now, some surprise breaking news from one of the top independent game studios in the
world.
Hold up, hold up.
Hello there, I'm Cuphead here at Studio...
Cuphead?
...at our headquarters.
They're back?
And today we have a special announcement for all of you.
We're happy to confirm that development has begun on a brand new, hand-animated Cuphead video game.
Our talented team has started work on this ambitious project, which will take Cuphead and friends on a fresh, exciting adventure.
Hmm. It's still in early stages, but we look forward to revealing more animated Cuphead video games.
Our talented team has hard at work on this ambitious project, which will take Cuphead and my first signature.
Hmm. It's gonna take us a little more time, because we're all too busy to talk to you all the time.
Alright, chat, we're good. All done.
I didn't know this was plugged in.
We're back.
Hello?
Yes?
Oh, indeed.
Oh, you want me to tell them? Yes, I'll tell them. Yes, right now.
Well, it seems I have one more surprise.
A small team within our studio has been working in secret on something completely different.
This new project is a love letter to the era that brought us into the world of video games.
We have prepared a sneak peek, and I'd say...
It's pretty radical. Hmm? Over here?
Pretty radical.
Let's roll the clip!
I remember looking at Cuphead and he was like, you know, these devs dropped their game and disappeared.
Now it's development at StudioMDHR.
It's Mighty Cuphead Adventure.
A new fast-action platform shooter with arcade quality graphics and amazing sound.
Mighty Cuphead Adventures!
Only from Studio FDHR!
That's cool, man.
You know I love my puppets that was great and there you have it two brand new games from
studio mdha the main one is the new one cuphead adventure a true 8-bit action platformer coming
to consoles the bigger one and then a brand new hand animated cuphead game has been confirmed
two great news all right well now please join me in welcoming my co-host and partner in a new game
discovery website called looking for game it's lucy james everyone looking for game
bro fucking youtube bro
chef this is what i'm talking about thanks jeff i am thrilled to be back here at summer gamefest
and I'm excited to share in so many incredible announcements.
Now this next one is very special for me.
It's a game we've all been waiting to see for a long time.
Oh
20th century games
Sega
Whoo alien
Wait, creative assembly?
Alien isolation too makes no sense.
They just announced it.
They just announced it, no?
Oh my god.
Oh, shit.
Oh
Wow there it is
Did I thought they literally just announced this so showing a little more on this is not bad I
Hope they pop off with this
Director of any nice relation to and I'm on a specific or director of any nice relation to
On behalf of the whole survival team at Grave Assembly, we're very excited to share our return to the survival horror genre.
As a whole.
For 12 years since we released the first 8-Lunar Isolation, and we're continuing what we started,
creating an authentic new chapter which builds on that core isolation experience of escaping the terrifying, unkillable, relentless alien.
And this time, we're unleashing the alien on an unsuspecting colony world.
world.
From the claustrophobic confines of the colony itself to the exposed and storm ravaged landscapes
surrounding it, Karasaki Station is the new hunting ground for the ultimate apex predator.
Players will face a desperate struggle to survive and escape, and we cannot wait to
show you more in the future, thanks.
I remember Anna in isolation, they were going to cancel it, or it was like the studio side
project, but then they decided to release it and it was huge or some shit.
Thanks so much Anna and Al.
Today, we are honored to have one of gaming's true visionaries here with us in the audience.
For more than two decades, his work has reminded us that games can be emotional and deeply
human.
From eco to shadow of the Colossus to the Last Guardian, there's an unforgettable mark
on this medium.
Please join me in recognizing the legendary Fumito Ueda-san.
Ueda-san, good to see you.
Shadow of the Colossus?
And now
Let's talk about his next game a few years ago
Oh, yeah, I think glimpse at await us on his next game then known as project robot
Well now it's time to step deeper into the mysterious
Unsettling an epic world that marks the waiters first game in a decade. Let's take a look
I kind of forgot he was making another game
Project Robot.
Epic Games Publishing.
This is kinda sick.
Oh shit, okay.
I
See the vision it looks fucking sick man
All right, I cannot wait for Jen Atlas. Thank you
All right, next we travel to the east my bad China circa 880 ad
Oh message is a one message single-player action adventure game from net ease
You are a messenger who embarks on a perilous eastward Odyssey with your son fighting against
impossible odds. Oh
Shit best game out of China is it?
It's real not cancelled
You're fighting with your son. This is God of War shit. Oh fuck oh shit
Is it still in the top five hype
No one is as good as we are.
Today, the Great Wall Festival is over.
Who will be the first to attack?
Good line!
We have a new attack!
What are you doing?
I thought the main character had appeared, unless that's him younger.
I'm not going to let you get away with it.
I can't believe I'm about to die!
You don't know what to be!
I'm gonna...
...die this shit!
I look like the fucking battle of the bastard scene
If these are actually how the in-game cutscenes look, that'd be fucking crazy.
Whoa, oh, that's...
Okay.
They didn't show any gameplay, but the hands-on preview is tomorrow?
I still don't know about that game, it looks fucking sick.
I need more.
Stranger Than Heaven, Dev?
Konnichiwa, Yokoyama desu.
Honjitsu wa Stranger Than Heaven ni tsuite atarachi hattou ga gozaimasu.
Mazu na kochira no ezo wo gorakkudasai.
Hello everyone, this is Yokoyama.
Today, we have an exciting new update about Stranger Than Heaven.
First, please take a look at this.
The gameplay for those games made it look awesome.
On the other side of the sea, there's a Japanese man, who's been kidnapped by the Asian people.
Japan is a dirty country.
What do you think I am?
I'm going to use my life to stop the attack.
I'm going to fight.
Yeah, steep bags in it.
And Tupac.
What is going on?
The third trailer is going to show Biggie.
Great.
We got a lot to talk about, but first of all, we have a release date.
And it comes out in seven months.
Stranger Than Heaven, but we're released on January 15th, 2027.
As you may have noticed, the trailer will reveal some interesting new cast members.
To tell you more about that, I'd like to bring out a special guest.
Please welcome Snoop Dogg.
Oh!
It's Snoop Dogg now.
Snoop.
Everyone's talking about this game.
It's so good to have you here, man.
So, you team it up with Yoko Yama.
Tell us, how does this happen?
He forgot he did this project.
I mean, I'm a big fan of SEGA.
I've been playing that game since it first came out.
And to be associated with such a great game
and such a great person like this and a team
that they put together, it's an amazing feat for me.
So I'm looking forward to it.
We got to talk about what just announced in this trailer.
How's Tupac being a part of this?
The Tupac estate and my son and myself,
we worked very closely together.
So it just made sense to put him in this game,
because his likeness and his spirit still lives on.
And I just feel like it was so connected to what we're doing.
What y'all think?
Game looks insane.
I'm sure you got more surprises in there, too.
I know the song sounds great, but we're looking forward to hearing more on Stranger in Heaven.
I also want to ask you about something a couple years ago at TGA, you and Cordell talked about
Death Row Games or something that you guys want to do.
Any updates on what's happening there, DRG?
Yes, sir.
Death Row Games, you know, we've built in a hip-hop gaming universe, bringing an authentic culture to life,
you know what I'm saying?
We just got a lot of plans that we plan on actually bringing to life in the next, you know,
in the next, you know, couple of months.
Okay, we'll hear more on that soon.
Yes, sir.
Thank you so much, Snoop Dogg.
Thank you for joining us.
Thank you.
You'll be honest on the mail.
Appreciate it.
Thanks, guys.
Fantastic.
We're going to make an eight mile game.
One crazy stuff to come.
All right.
Next, we're excited to announce the summing debut title from a new studio in Sweden.
Hex is an open world action adventure game from key creators behind the division and
little nightmares. You brave the wild north as researchers stranded in a mind-bending
player-shaped procedural world. This is a very cool game. Take a look.
The hell?
Oh, shit. That's not a demonic.
Oh
What the hell
Whoa.
Hmm.
That's the scale on that building was set.
I don't know.
building was sick. The player models look interesting, too.
What the hell?
I look kinda sick.
I like how it had some like it felt like it could be real.
wait to see more from hex it looks absolutely like a ragtag group dealing
with some alien shit on earth on June 14th dead by daylight is celebrating its
10th anniversary watch this closely because here's a little tease of what's
ahead dead by the light
Happy.
Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday to you.
Hello.
Party One, Party Two, Party Three, Party Four, Party Five, Party Six, Party Seven, Party Eight, Party Nine, Party Ten.
I'm gonna do a party variant map. All maps have party variant now.
Huh. They're either gonna do some crazy shit and like remaster the game or some other shit.
At this point they have every killer
and horror in the game.
Oh wow, the beta's live now.
You know what, I'm glad they have a beta.
I want to see how much better it is, because the first one was not good, I am out.
I'm curious how they improved on this second.
I remember this game I played the beta of. This was okay. It was cool.
Now I wonder how much this game has improved.
It was like a cool concept.
I played it when it was super early and no one was playing it.
So there's just like stream snipers together, so you couldn't really tell if it was good.
Still nobody playing!
Oh yeah, this game.
not run had no need to follow you on the orders of a single mind but act according to our own
collective madness so I'll put it to the vote all those in favor of storming this cold and
taking this shit stop and shout okay okay
Can you feel it out of here?
The moment's away from the grandest prize of all.
After you, Captain.
Half the head is dangerous.
You'll save me a spot, eh, Kalashankar?
I'm coming.
I am coming soon.
If he is spotted, I'll shut down.
What the hell?
I am coming soon.
July 9th.
Wood kid? Yeah, the audio is fucking up.
Took him from Death Stranding.
Welcome back to SGF, that was Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resinct, which is arriving July 9th.
Now it's time for the announcement of a game that reunites one of the best action game developers in the world with a legendary franchise.
Uh, who?
What?
What are they doing?
doing? What is Paramount doing? Tell me you need a fucking subscription.
Whoa!
Really? Platinum games?
What the fuck, Platinum Games doing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game?
You guys having fun yet?
What the fuck?
We are just getting started, believe it or not.
Alright, well that's another TMNT game from Platinum Games.
I cannot wait to learn more about Last Rotant.
Please welcome two-time TGA loser for expedition 33 and Final Fantasy 16.
It's Ben Starr who voices the visitor in Fortnite.
Wow.
Hello Summer Game Fest.
For the past little while, I have had the incredible opportunity to step into the world
of Fortnite as the visitor.
And today, I finally get to share a glimpse of where that journey is heading next.
We've been working on this for a long time.
A new season is about to begin, and everything is about to change.
Let me show you what's coming in Fortnite's next season runners, launching later tonight.
Faster. More dangerous.
Wow.
This is that kind of power.
So we must secure them.
Yeah, you know what, bro?
Fortnite remains relevant, okay?
Look how many multiplayer games have died.
I don't know what to tell you, bro.
They're constantly patched and trying to change up the fucking game.
I've been out of nowhere to tell you.
Now, if you're wondering how we end up on this new island,
you'll have to jump into the shattered event happening live inside Fortnite right after Summit Game Fest.
This season we asked every player to choose a side,
and in the live event that choice changes your experience.
It's even building to this moment the party starts at 7 p.m. Eastern time, but the doors open early and
Stars at 7 p.m. Eastern time, but the door
What happened trust me?
I got a surprise for you.
The stage is settled.
Let me chose you as I...
This ends now!
Dude, what happened, bro?
I fucking hate YouTube.
YouTube, bro, YouTube on very close live streams sucks ass.
Now it's time for a special announcement from Bandai Nampo
about one of the most influential sci-fi franchises ever created.
on earth mankind measured time by seasons not sirens for a moment the
future felt promising okay my whole shit is fucking decent
No way, the whole stream, the whole production is desync?
Oh no.
this twitch fine
Okay guys, we're staying here with the quality loss.
I don't know why this is laggy as shit.
Okay, we're good.
Thousands of games. Yeah, it's the YouTube stream your next favorite can be tough. That's why I'm launching my new newsletter looking for game
I'll be curating and selecting games that deserve your attention every week and sending demos and exclusive at play test invites
Straight to your inbox head over to looking for dot game to sign up with play it dot GG
Speaking of fun, unexpected games, this next title comes from a solo developer, Adrienne
Rulero from Spain.
It is a co-op physics game about two geese and one very fragile egg.
Alright ChatChill, we're good, I'm not switching it, we're watching 1080p, and it's live.
It's now live, done, they fixed the audio.
Be careful! Be careful with our little baby!
Don't drop it! Don't drop it!
Careful!
Be careful! Be careful with our little baby!
Don't drop it! Don't drop it!
Careful! Careful! To the left! Left!
You're on the left!
Okay, new plan. This is a good one.
Are you listening to me?
Boys, the Twitch stream is 720p, which is horrible quality, but fixed audio, and more stability.
I don't know why they went 720p, someone fucked up on the production side.
The YouTube stream sucks balls because it buffers sometimes.
It would be easier.
I know I'm on YouTube now, you guys don't even have to fuck, you're watching!
watching this really is an extremely hard game
congrats baby and what a fun game all right now it is time for a debut game
from a veteran team of developers who come from Naughty Dog and Infinity Ward
and other amazing studios over the past half decade they've quietly been working
on an ambitious new project here is the global announcement okay let's see let's
See?
Oh, whoa.
So that's what I say when I look at someone like you.
Bully.
See, that's where we're different.
I genuinely like most people.
Oh, then you're truly a sick fuck.
That's no moon. What?
We need to move.
I'll be coming for you.
Coming for us.
You're not one of them anymore.
That will last, Emperor.
Just like you and me.
You guys don't understand the real truth.
Not like we do.
I got a word reminding me to survive so be it
Either we fight those things to get up
This looks like it could be mechanical.
I'm going to make a cut.
Crossfire?
Huh.
Smilegate?
For over 18 years, Jacob and I have developed character-driven games with the goal of thoroughly
connecting designs.
Wait, is this Crossfire?
That shit that's come out like 50 times?
In Crossfire, two opposing operators must form a temporary alliance.
Depending on one another is their only chance of survival.
To support this narrative, we completely rethought how cover and traversal work together and
created a system that rewards tactical thinking, stealth, and repositioning.
It's called Adaptive Cover.
With Adaptive Cover, our player character, Layla, dynamically adjusts her stance to react
to the complex terrain and the enemy's line of sight.
It fundamentally changes your relationship with the environment and becomes an active
skill to master.
That's kind of sick.
Shout out to our amazing team at That's No Moon, who are meticulously crafting Crossfire
It's for all of you who like us love high agency single-player story driven games. Thank you
Okay, okay
Oh, he's excited man, of course
Amazing, thank you so much Jacob and Taylor now last year at the game awards
We introduced the next game from remedy entertainment. Here's a new look at the mind-bending world of control resident
Give us a fat gameplay trailer
Okay.
Let me see what I can do
All we can do is dig deeper
Keep searching for the solutions
In every way we can
Before it's too late
Okay, okay, right now. It's time for another summer game fest exclusive
Why not of the next game in a story franchise?
September I know Kina
We all have our own reasons for coming to this boss from here
But for our guild, we who protect this land.
Guild Wars 3, no way!
One day he stands above all others.
I wonder if you feel it too, I see it in your eyes, wonder at the astonishing power that
shakes this land of all.
No way that's in game.
The Great Spirits to whom we are bound.
At the Gods, the Gold Dominion overall.
No way!
We cannot guarantee your comfort, or even your safety.
But if you yearn for Horizon's unexplored...
Oh, shit!
For fellowship and purpose.
For a cool is worth dying for.
Mounts default in the game.
We can, Chris.
Catch it.
Oh my god, it's real.
Holy shit, dude.
It's real.
The last NA MMO dev.
Fall 2027 beta.
Holy shit, dude.
To everyone watching both here and live online
around the world. I'm Colin Johansson, the studio head at ArenaNet. I remember this guy for watching
the exclusive first look at our upcoming game. The time is right for the next evolution of the
MMORPG, and that game is Guild Wars 3. Wow, wow.
Glad you all agreed. Guild Wars 3 is an epic world that is both beautiful and fun to explore,
where the joy of movement is powered by your character's momentum
and combat will usher in an entirely new type of MMO experience.
By launching on PC and PlayStation 5, we're inviting the biggest audience yet
to experience the world of Guild Wars. Dude, that's crazy. We're so excited
to welcome all of you to join our Guild Wars community.
Go to GuildWars3.com to sign up for our newsletter right now.
Thank you.
That's fucking crazy, Brawl.
It's actually real.
Guild Wars fucking three.
Thanks, Colin.
Get ready to blast across the galaxy,
sharing races, dangerous rivals,
and some very familiar faces.
Star Wars Galactic Racer is coming this October.
And now, and now it's time to head
to a brand new planet, Durban Acos.
Now this is pod racing.
Dude, Guild Wars 3 is real?
Holy shit, man.
God damn, those in-game shots.
Oh, fuck. We got gameplay. Okay, okay.
This is where you've been making friends amongst our Hello League Pilots.
Oh shit.
This is Don't Go Head to Head against the Bulba.
Legends do.
They are not your friends.
I've seen you at Kestor's side.
Misha!
Stay out of my way.
Oh, this is the dream shaman.
Go, go back.
Now be charged our binks is in the game, bro, please
Of course YouTube everybody YouTube piece
Yeah, this is looking this is looking like it might be good shit, man
Okay, okay. Maybe, maybe. Maybe. It's not a Wreckfest. What the fuck? It ain't Wreckfest
destruction but I swear the audio broke again
You're a miser, lull nightmares.
End of abyss.
October 1.
That looked kinda sick, man.
I would potentially play that.
We're getting our October releases now.
Whoa!
Oh, this looks cool.
What the fuck?
Wait a minute.
Last Harbor? Yeah, that looks like it might be really good. AI trailer.
A few years ago we announced Sega's plans to bring back many of the
I'm done with YouTube. I'm done with YouTube. I'm done. I'm not switching.
How the fuck is this lagging?
So is this not a fighting game that had that leap tonnage?
They really weren't kidding about this being a fighting town.
You're all fuck ups.
Our loss wouldn't be living in gossip.
Virtual fighter?
I saw the gameplay league look insane.
Kill them all!
Hey, it's me.
There he is!
Shit.
It's not gonna flow over, Seattle!
You fuck with the Chinese mafia!
Yeah, this looks way too good.
I don't I don't know why everything is fucking breaking right now I have no idea
I swear and survivors, lives rolling like dice.
Once you're inside, there's no surrender.
That's Paichan.
Who's Paichan?
What?
Boy, Steam is here to save the day, 1080p, 1080p 60 FPS,
Steam?
Fuck you, bro.
What?
Nevermind.
I don't know why that didn't pull up.
Okay, whatever, dude.
It literally worked on my other browser.
Few survive the land of dragons.
But some seek more than survival.
I'm not logged into Twitter.
and forging their legend
We aren't we've already seen this game Matt. Did you save the game?
Oh, yeah, this is beautiful. Nice. 1080p.
1080p steam stream.
There we go.
Yeah, that fucking virtual fighter looks so good.
I feel like every game announced has been- is the game on the list.
So far.
It's actually been a really good show.
Skies will clot
Our shedding seeds make piles of rocks
Did they finally figure this game out?
Odine's cast with tempers rare
Red Mino's squirm and tainted clay
Three virtues known
Not all we cast
for us
and doom and death
This game does look cool but I played it and it was like super you don't know what the
fuck you're doing it's like it's super lackluster I don't even know they're
like trying to hone it in I would wait I wouldn't play it I'd wait
You're looking at a living fossil
Hey guys, you're gonna want to see this!
Please tell me that was your stomach.
Hold on to your buggies.
For a survival epic 65 millimeters in the making.
I got, dude, Guild Wars 3, dude?
I gotta rewatch that shit.
Some people, just so the people know,
all the wild people who think,
Guild Wars is gonna be probably woke in your book.
So before you decide to tourist
and get on the hype train, just prepare yourself.
Some of the blockers are always running apart, they're shit yads, to the next MMO.
Wait a minute.
Not me.
No way.
You can have all the luck in the world of what matters is the choice you make when the cards
are on the table.
Oh shit, the old country man of honor.
August 14th, DLC.
We're going back.
Yes, that was indeed a young Don Salieri from the original Mafia man of honor expands Enzo's
journey in Mafia the Old Country this August.
We're going back.
Okay, can you imagine working on something for 16 years of your life?
Back in 2010, the creator of Assassin's Creed set out on a journey to build his next time
bending epic.
Today, after many twists and turns, it is finally time for Patrice Dessalé to invite
you in to his new world dude steam literally saved the day 1080p fucking
beautiful no shit lag no audio fuck ups I was born to be the collector to
protect a world I cannot be a part of destined to be feared for what I am she
likes rubies
play an actual witch
What a blast.
A Salem Witch?
Their death is killing.
Every choice, every breath has led me to this moment.
As the moon bears witness, I take the first step.
My time has come.
I am ready.
Huh.
That looked like it could be kind of sick actually.
1666, Amsterdam.
You know what, this game will be an interesting comparison to that.
I mean, I'm glad.
Thank you, Jeff. Thank you, everyone.
That looked kind of cool.
1666 has been a monumental and emotional journey David Lynch once said the film is the talking
That's all I feel today about the game
Instead of explaining features. I'll simply say this as of right now
The prologue is free to download on steam and in the game store
Oh, shit, okay
It's a 30 minute story experience and a moustache if you will
I'll leave you with a glimpse of what's to come when the game launches on early access later this year.
Join us for the journey.
Merci and panache, Corlys.
Ha, okay.
Thank you, Patrice.
Still to come, we've got a lot of great announcements for you, including a special surprise guest
who's that?
Wait, that's...
Billy from SAW?
Hey, Billy.
Hello.
Oh, you all play game? That's great. We're here at Summer Game Fest. This is all about playing games.
Wait, a SAW game actually would be great.
You heard the puppet.
Roll the tape.
If it's like Hellraiser?
100 years of passing.
It's a bloomer of course.
Oh my god.
They call you a monster.
It's fucking bloomer.
But I call you a prophet.
The pain is our only true path to redemption.
It strips away the lies that people tell themselves layers of fear you can do they get to see
What really makes them oh my god
The sacrifice must always be paid in blood
It's a multiplayer game.
I thought it was like a single player.
What the hell?
Your book, Bound in Blood, inspires those who are worthy.
The spiral bleeds ever deeper.
3v1 multiplayer?
Dude what?
Oh my god, it'll be fine entrance cross play and playing with a bunch of randoms
Are you ready to bleed, Mara?
Are you?
The veil between realms is unbothering.
Life or death, you alone will decide.
Okay
Interesting I got to go back and play the first one. That was a sick trailer
That's right. Lords of the Fallen 2 is also coming to steam this fall
Next up is a brand new game from Bitreactor a studio formed by some of the most experienced developers in the tactic genre
This is Star Wars Zero Company
Oh, show me Star Wars Eclipse was just briefed of 7th's fleet massing in the Saralona system.
Then we need to make our move.
You got someone?
Isn't this the one that's like XCOM?
What do you got for me, Lenny?
We're at Cilius.
Coil has been spotted meeting with local gangsters.
I know what they're up to.
I've been tracking Fallon for months. She let the center of it all.
Alright, let's get a team together.
No, Steam! You were the one!
All kinds of fun
Separatist ex-noble
We just got to finish this job
My internet about looks like 600 megs
I
Looked right
Well, she'll have that one right dark fantasy has always been about one thing the monster within and today
One of Europe's most ambitious studios is ready to take you into a brutal new world where vampires have emerged
hiding
Donna the blood walker whatever the fuck come in. Oh shit. No. Oh shit
Oh, shit!
The box. Please.
What the hell?
You don't give up easily, do you?
He's born to ask for blood.
I am washed.
You certainly have reasons to hate me.
Oh, it wasn't this.
My son, you ruined my life.
I feel like this is going to be one of the most interesting games of the year.
They like might actually have a really sick game here it's hard to tell
I like that fucking villain he's cool the vampires look sick
I'm not bored of vampires, I just want more Dracula.
Hello everyone.
My name is Konrad Tomaszkiewicz and I'm the game director of The Blood of Dawnwalker.
What you just saw was an invitation to join us on an adventure.
Adventure to era eras and cultures in our story-driven open-world dark fantasy saga.
The first part, a CGI, shows where our saga leads to.
A present-day adventure.
The gameplay segment that followed is from our current game, and it's an origin story of Koen.
I hope you will have as much fun playing our game as we had making it.
Thank you and have great rest of the show.
September 3rd.
I think that's the first game of the September game rush.
Thanks Konrad. Next, the creators of Among Us have been hard at work on a new project.
and
revealing it for the first time
Can they do it again?
I'm gonna kill you.
Brah!
From the Among Us TV series, please welcome Eventical Brown and Liv Houston!
There's a fuckin' TV show?
Holy shit!
We overcame this!
I didn't even know!
Hey!
We are so excited about the future of Among Us as crew members ourselves, our task is sharing even more good news about the animated series.
event all this shadow drop this in a but there's a dead body right there and the imposter
could be any one of us I think this calls for an emergency meeting so you'd rather call
a meeting than complete our task that's suspicious I'll have to report this to mirror HQ I don't
I don't think there's any need.
Take it up with admin.
And now, the moment you've all been waiting for,
get hyped for chaos, betrayal, and more
in the Among Us series, enjoy.
The emergency need is crewmates,
our fellow mates of crew have perished.
They would have prepped.
Why are you talking so weird?
You let me just.
Yeah, I was just going to say.
Oh my god.
The official cause of death, a cute ripping off of the face.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Was it Klu-Mate, that's an oopsie?
Three makes it a murder mystery.
Any one of us could be the killer.
Was it you?
Who ever smelt it, dealt it.
If only there was someone who could take charge.
Wow, that was a lot of screaming.
Three, whoa!
Orange, purple, white, blue, brown,
yellow, white, cyan, black.
I'm rare.
Haha.
What's back there?
Oh wow.
We have to kill the imposter.
Wow.
We're so happy to have you among us.
Ernest and amongst us.
We'll always begin.
There it is, bro.
The Cube by Humor & Joyers will last.
Would you believe me if I said so?
Our biggest surprises at SGFR are still to come.
Stay tuned and it turns out there's more coming.
for one of this year's best-reviewed games, 007 First Light.
Here's a first tease of a new story mission coming later this year.
What?
We've received an urgent call from a left, James.
King Berthma requests MI6's help with the matter.
They're doing that with this game?
Of course.
But if he has what he claims to have,
well, M figures the reward is well worth the risk.
Go back to a left and find out what this is all about.
Best of luck.
It's probably free.
I don't think it's DLC. They usually do free ones of this.
Hold on, boys. I gotta also have my emotes aren't working because my Twitch chat died as well.
I know, it's just fucking letters.
Ambrose, Guild Wars 3 is real!
Dude, World vs. World was one of the best PvP modes.
And they showed off mounts, it took a long time to add mounts into Guild Wars 2 and that
much showcase means the mounts are in the game.
What did the 7 TV guy say about 7 TV?
The unbeliever has mocked you for your faith.
Tonight, we shall show everyone how long they were.
Sleeper awakened!
Oh shit, I was just playing that.
Ion too.
I'll never forget this MMO, bro. Ion is my first...
The first game I thought was gonna potentially kill WoW.
The first one.
I feel like there's been so many MMOs like this now that their corpse is.
What was that one that was Korean that came out recently? I can't think of the name of it.
Kind of looks like that game.
Was it Kronos? No, not Kronos Odyssey.
Throne of Liberty. Throne and Liberty.
Damn, there's been so many MMOs!
Remember Throne and Liberty?
And that was a good looking game, that shit going on here and there, y'know?
What the fuck is this?
Those both systems from that one game cyber park
Wait a minute
That looked like the same hacking style oh
It's a collab I missed I missed the beginning. Oh, I totally missed the beginning. I thought this is a whole new fucking game
game. Oh, okay, that makes sense. That was a look at what's ahead for
Wuthering Waves in its collab with Cyberpunk Edge Runners on June 8th. Now, if you want
to track all the games shown today, head to player.gg slash SGF to see the full lineup
and wishlist your favorites across all platforms. Right now, it's time for news on a massive
expansion coming to a franchise that has been on this stage before.
buildings and out to the sky. I can't stop wondering how can all this exist amongst the
plants.
If you go to this game's steam reviews, aren't they like, bad? Because they haven't addressed
the optimization? That was like a year ago I checked. That was still the same. What the
What the fuck?
They already fixed it.
Oh.
Never mind then.
Monster Hunter, Biles!
My savings!
That's cool, brother. That's cool.
Monster Hunter!
2027!
2027.
Mm-hmm.
You know it's all for nothing.
Still you press on.
Saragon.
Shanghai.
Shanghai?
Got em!
Okay, okay.
Yeah, where wins me it was so well done.
I hate comparing but like god damn bro.
And then what was that one with the girl?
Wu Chang?
Wu Cheng? Yeah, Wu Cheng.
There's like some of these, it's like it's getting to the point where they can make good games, but the quality
isn't bad. It's like good quality, but same old, but
like this looks, it looks good.
Like a fault? No one is saying the quality is bad.
I'm- I'm- I'm looking to like, see something go above, un- beyond.
I thought that looked bad, but it's like I have like a whole fucking card of like ten of these type of games coming out and ten I've just played. I feel like.
Enjoy.
That was a new look at Gameplay Farm at Swords of Legend, a fantasy action RPG.
There you saw a boss fight against Kong Kong Zi, with each move pulled from real, centuries-old Chinese magic tradition.
I still think Phantom Blades are, I think, is still going to be the best.
Get ready for lots of loop-to-loops and massive jumps with the announcement of the biggest Hot Wheels racing game yet.
Really?
This game is good, but the driving feels not as plastic.
Even though they're fucking toys.
The car models look good, but the driving falls off.
No, they've come out with two of these before.
infinite rush this comes out and said on the 24th buddy add another one to the list
Yeah.
At this point, Sonic. Oh my God.
Happy anniversary, Sonic, and happy birthday, Sega.
Fucking Sonic, bro.
a project that depicts the entire story of a famous anime from beginning to end.
Dedicate your heart to this.
I think Sonic fans are some of the most delusional.
No, Steve!
What the fuck? You were the one!
Let's see him please.
I
Remember playing an older unity mod trying to have those ropes be like an attack on Titan killing mechanic
This is the third AOT from Koei Tecmo.
I never finished the show, I saw like the first season.
From many of the creative leaders behind Forza Horizon comes a new cinematic open world driving experience.
It's set in Monaco and the French Riviera, where the worlds of pro and underground street
racing collide.
This is Clutch from Maverick Games.
Clutch?
This is going to be interesting.
I don't know.
This is going to be an interesting game.
It looks like it's just like need for speed.
Like the way EA makes the new ones.
We have two drivers dead.
Three more in intensive care.
I'm done.
My friend said he can help me.
Some people are meant to be outlawed, Theo.
about it
I did all that for me to get out of trouble now I'm in deeper than when I started
I can't be taking this like this. I'm a lead trumpet in all one game.
I've tried to help you. I'm not coming to jail for you.
What was that song again, was that the Killers?
The dead won't rise
But their sons will
Not fear all respect
You are
One
Oh, is this that game they showed last year?
Oh, shit.
Oh, they're actually popping off with those.
What the fuck?
Wait a minute.
There's like Mountain Blade, but a bit more clip on the battles.
Oh shit.
Chronicles midi, wait was this the one that they announced last year?
Was this that one with Tom Hardy?
We have lots more summer game first ahead and trust me, trust me, you definitely will
want to stick around.
Man that looked fucking good dude.
Right now I'm giving you a look at Sea of Remnants from NetEase.
They didn't give all the budget to Tom Hardy, they actually found out a bit it looked like.
We've got laugh and half a mess, wrong direction, no regrets
Every face feels out of line, that's how I know they're all mine
We don't fear, we don't fear, broken chunks in broken air
They say, prober, that you age, make a sign and let it play
And if I'm making a tone like that, it burns this moment till it's back
But if this world won't let us stay, we'll still escape
Make it loud
Say we're lost, say we're strange, say we're fading
Turn the wave, oh if memory lets us choose
I'll remember all of you
Hands up, shout it out loud
Nothing will run the down
If tomorrow keeps us safe
Let's not decide on this
Check that out, play this.
There's a game that looks similar to the Zard style.
I forgot if I liked it.
Oh yeah, I'm the new sponsor for this game.
Oh yeah.
Oh, yeah!
Everyone in Tokyo talks like this.
I know what this is.
It's called a knock-off.
Well, poor nation coulda not do this.
Howdy.
Yikes.
The Capcom Summer Game Sails you.
Whoa.
Genuine bona fide, 100% authentic, real deals
on select titles.
Goon up.
Howdy, doken.
I can't do it if you're watching
Potatoes return
Wow, it was a hitman mission.
Oh my god, Paul World 2!
Did they ever win the lawsuit?
Now they're gonna double down.
I know it's going to be a Pokemon called Poké Shrew.
What are we watching now?
What is this?
What are we watching man?
What is this?
Is it POW World 2?
It's a lie 10.
There you have it. POW World 1.0 is coming out on July.
I looked away. I didn't see the 1.0.
I want some new worlds to explore today and the return of some long-awaited ones as well.
This next game falls into that last category.
It's been a long, long, long, eight years.
Umm...
On the side, six total so far. Each case has been only found.
Shredded.
Wolf Among Us?
People were dying.
Some monster is out there.
Who brought it back? Tell Till's dead.
Order mother precinct is...
You're the guy to call.
Wow.
Big me, Sheriff.
I'll have your job within those.
Are you living under a rock?
You're a raging dumpster fire of a person.
You're the reason I'm here.
She's, uh, detected.
I don't remember playing this, I don't remember if I beat it, I don't think I did it.
I like The Walking Dead from Child's Tale Better, but that's cool, man.
I don't look human his lips are sealed, but I'm not helpless see around. I was wondering when you turn up
Looking for me
3 Mastered, not a second one, what the fuck man, 8 year dude, what, okay.
That's right, Bigby is finally back!
And as we wait for his new adventure in 2027, check out the wolf among us, we're not getting
this holiday.
Now, this next game comes from an acclaimed studio that is deep into development on its next project.
Remaster in a sequel, boys.
Oh my god, Cyberpunk 2! What the fuck?
But that two-sector is now arriving.
We need to be in the same place for everyone to access the full course.
Syrup on Raytraced real-life mod.
Free update.
Baby.
Oh, it's stellar blade.
Baby.
I'm listening.
Scarlet Sin, that's the beginning and end of it all.
How, how have you tried taking a hit?
You're acting a little strange today.
Oh, yeah?
It's our first mission in a while, aren't you a little excited?
Stop saying weird things.
Okay, take it easy.
Quiet, they're moving.
Initiating C-3 sync. Ready, Angel?
Roger, Kim.
Jack in.
Trifunka, the most closing.
How's it looking up there?
I can't stand the crowds.
It'd be better for both of us if we got out of here quickly.
In the movies, this is always where things go wrong.
Hey.
Well, I just said it. It's a cliche.
Wait, the target stopped.
Okay.
I mean stellar blade was an insane looking game so you know the games the city shots
looks sick. Like you notice that those shots are gonna be crazy looking.
That was a good one.
Next up is returning to the world of Stellar Blade with an all new sequel developed entirely
by the original team that's here today set in the same universe as Stellar Blade.
This next chapter continues the story beyond the events of the first game, introducing
a new protagonist who you saw there, Eevee.
It's early in development and we will have more to share in the future.
All right, we're almost done, but not quite.
It's been almost exactly three years since Street Fighter 6 was released in June 2012.
Oh my god, Street Fighter 7.
Oh, okay.
Bro, Street Fighter, the thing about Street Fighter is, they seem like they just fucking take so long.
They like milk it. So, are they just developed so slow?
They don't milk it, it's like they seem so slow.
And then you look at fucking Tekken, there's like 50 characters.
That's like bro, you guys literally make the same characters, constantly.
What?
Please welcome to the SPF stage Nakayama-san director of Square Enix.
So they're doing collabs instead of adding-
Takaguchi-san director of Square Enix.
Thanks to all of you, Street Fighter 6 has reached its third anniversary.
And today, we're announcing this special collaboration with Final Fantasy.
Tifa is a character loved by the players all around the world.
That's exactly why our goal was this, to bring to life a Tifa who truly fights within the world of Street Fighter 6.
Everything from her design to movement has been rebuilt as Tifa the Street Fighter.
Materia has also been reimagined as a new gameplay system.
We cannot show it today, but we adapted an iconic Final Fantasy element to the battle experience.
Tifa's fight is far from over. We hope you all look forward to what's coming next.
Thank you Hamaguchi-san and Nakayama-san for coming all the way from Japan to join us
for that special moment on stage.
And we'll see you guys again later this year.
Alright, well now it has come time for our final announcement.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's it gonna be guys?
The Witcher 5, they're skipping for it.
Any guesses? No. Frankly, I don't know what I could say to set this moment up besides this.
Get ready for the final battle.
Okay.
Long ago, a shadow fell upon our planet.
Please, High Guard 2, please.
Guided by Calamity, one man sought dominion through reunion.
by his will, a star fell, a meteor called forth to bring ruin to all. But our planet answered.
Awakening mighty weapons to stand against the celestial threat. Now, hope endures in those
who fight I wish I shared the same height but I'm happy for you has been for a
while so what are we waiting for let's give separate the beat never liked
But not
The weakest presentation in years, I don't think so
There's some cool shit coming out
These things don't distinguish between friend and foe.
Save the plenipotent of the deckers.
I don't know if I saw any...
I don't know. I mean, that was cool, man. We know what we're talking about.
Never really make this fall without you guys.
I won't let you down. I promise
There it is
You're crying nice there you have it and no he's not done yet
Please join me in welcoming back to summer game fest the director of Final Fantasy 7
Revelation no, okay. I'm a Gucci son
I'm waiting for Final Fantasy 17, bro
I'm back!
I'm truly delighted to be able to announce the release of Final Fantasy 7 on the multi-platform at the same time.
Thanks to everyone who believed in this story and waited for it.
I'm truly delighted to unveil Final Fantasy VII Revelation, which is launching simultaneously
on all platforms.
And we've only been able to come this far thanks to every single one of you who continue
to believe in this story and waited for this moment with us.
The theme of this project is resolution.
The Clouds will face each other in the final battle.
The central theme of this title is resolve.
Cloud and his companions each confront their own destinies
and find the resolve to march toward the final battle.
I, too, have carried a promise in my heart throughout this journey.
this journey, the resolve to see the series through to its very end.
We're committed to delivering this experience in its ultimate form.
Please stay with us and witness what lies beyond that resolve.
Today, to help guide us on our path, please show me and welcome to the stage the voice
of Vincent Valentine, Matt Mouser!
Okay, okay, okay!
Thank you very much, Hamaguchi-san.
It's truly a privilege to be here with you today, if you know me.
There's honestly so much to see in Revelation,
I think we just kind of need to dive right in.
What do you say?
Let's do it. Take it away, Matt. I don't mind if I do.
As we reunite with our heroes, the meteor looms in the skies above, a constant reminder of your mission.
The grave threats you'll confront as you embark upon your journey and face the epic conclusion of the remake series.
I'd say it was a five-shot, like a three-star.
Sure and the pride of the Shinra fleet you'll take to the skies and witness our most expansive open world yet
From the outskirts of mid-golf to the Sun's range 3.5 3.5 7 8 9
Simply pick a direction and set sail
But how can you be expected to protect the whole world at once? You need to cover ground fast
I'm jumping no way
No, I don't worry these parachutes are top of the line full of Gordon pop you be floating
through the air like a filler.
At any moment in the open world,
simply pilot the high wind to your destination
and take a leap of faith.
You want your two hours back?
You'll descend seamlessly from the sky above
to the ground below.
Where will the winds guide you first?
You're not getting it back.
It's in your hands.
You can swim this.
And let your destination to defeat your enemy.
You'll need a fighting chance.
And that starts with your trusted allies.
At long last, with the world teetering on a blade's edge, everyone assembles a cloud-side,
forming an epic ensemble of heroes.
Each with their own story that brings you closer together than ever.
But a good unit needs more than friendship to save the day.
Is this the conclusion of the game?
The hybrid battle system, established in Remake, and refined in Rebirth,
is perfected in Revelation, putting even more power in your hands.
In fluid real-time action, seamlessly switch between party members to even the odds.
Then, when the fight calls for strategy, enter tactical mode to unleash a suite of powerful new spells and abilities.
Activate devastating synergies with your companions.
And of course, call on mighty summoned entities that can turn the tide of battle.
They get us game fast and we got nothing.
Okay, bitch.
I'm looking at my notepad.
All right.
Summoning you for it never gets old.
Talk about yourself, man.
There are truly some chill-inducing fights ahead in Revelation.
I'm so excited to see all of your reactions.
It's gonna be amazing.
I'm guessing you have a favorite character to play in, butters.
I might be a little biased, but since you brought it up
Let's have a look at our newest coffin dwelling companion
Vincent Valentine
Vincent's is a deft gunsling capable of delivering precise high-yield shots
But there's more to this secretive former turret than meets the eye.
The result of experimentation at the hands of Shinra.
Vincent can transform into the galleon beast of the press of a button.
Getting tremendous power while transformed.
And when combined with the skills of a certain ace pilot,
their high impact synergies disrupt the fight with ferocious results.
The leap at Lancer, the dash in Dragoon, the one and only...
Sid Highway!
SID Highways, the cantankerous pilot extraordinaire, joins the party and their mission to feed Sephiroth.
SID's command of his lance allows him to rapidly close the distance for powerful strikes,
or engage in sweeping area-of-effect attacks to bring a whole host of enemies to heal,
but to fully control the battlefield.
Only knowing, like, the main cast of Final Fantasy VII, watching this?
Wow, I missed a couple of seasons.
Function integrated tactical superware or the fit system for short allows you to
customize your play style with new uniforms and viewed with unique move
sets alongside your equipment and materia fits gives you an extra edge in
battle you'll need all the fun motherfucker now version seborrach and
so weird fire mother faggot hanging in the balance the planet itself has
unleashed its last line of defense the weapons ancient beasts that are larger
than life and capable of untold destruction will you be enough to stop them before it's too late
as the world is torn apart you and your friends must unite in revelation we come to the thrilling
conclusion of the final fantasy seven saga and your mission is clear take up your buster
It isn't every final fantasy.
Oh.
Yes? Was he intense?
I don't think he was in 16, was he?
Oh.
Man, that should look real.
Oh.
Well, thank you all, thank you, Hamaguchi-san, for bringing us this extended look at Final
Fantasy VII Revelation.
I think I speak for all of us when I say we cannot wait to play it.
But Matt, I think we ended the video too early.
I hate to leave a story unfinished.
Oh fuck, demo today!
Is that right?
But our game's now spent in two parts!
Uh-oh.
At last, the promise is fulfilled.
The game ends here.
20 ends here. 27.
That's cool, man. That's cool.
There you have it. Final Fantasy 7 Revelation coming to all platforms next spring,
which is appropriate for today because SGF is really a celebration of games across all platforms.
Thank you to Hamaguchi-san, Kiru-san, and the team at Square for that very special announcement.
And thanks to Lucy for a great job, Kousi. Didn't she be great?
Thanks, Jeff. What an amazing way to end the show, but that's not all.
Because coming up right now is Day of the Devs with a look at many new independent game titles, including multiple new game announcements.
That's right. Tons of awesome indie games, so make sure to stay tuned and watch that,
Watch that and we will see you live this August in Germany for Gamescom opening night live streaming live on Tuesday, August 25th until then have a great summer everybody.
Thanks for watching.
There it is boys.
There it is.
Yeah, there's the future game show!
Okay, but you gotta keep your expectations in line there.
And then the Xbox game event.
You know, bro, there was some good shit, bro!
Guild Wars 3, you can already wishlist.
Wow, there it is, real, real.
The final N.A. Dev.
If that's an actual in-game shot, I believe it.
I don't know, I don't know!
That's crazy bro.
Holy shit.
It's made in e5.
The last NADibs.
Crazy. Downloading 1666.
Oh yeah, true.
Um, what was the other thing? Games recap?
Check this site out.
Mortal Shell 2.
Oh, did that happen to them?
I'll probably play that tomorrow.
and they're going all in on the mount I remember when Guild Wars 2 first launched people are
like wait there's no mounts in the game and then eventually they patched it and the mounts
were really really good.
God damn bro let's see this is gonna be fucking crazy I wonder if one of the races you can
play as a bear which is kind of cool this dude they always had interesting races in this game
even the weird fucking wolf dudes were sick too i'm too shaper um yeah the norn were sick
yeah these guys that'd be a cool class to play
Yeah, the Norns were cool. The fucking the char. Yeah, the char were cool. They had a very cool races in this game.
Game was too instanced. Yeah, let's see how open world this shit is. I mean, yeah, this is going to be a very interesting project if they deliver on this.
Lords of the Fallen, that was a cool last trailer for the game.
I didn't like the first game on release.
But like all the trailers they've released for Lords of the Fallen 2, like their fucking trailer team is insane.
I remember their last trailer was Wicked Sick too, actually.
What was the trailer? It was the one with, yeah, this trailer too. Every single Lord of the Fallen trailer has been so good.
Our gods have forsaken us for fear of the coming darkness consumes all but you
There, something stirs within me.
Something ancient, powerful, hungry.
So I ask you, will you harness this darkness within and deliver unto us
So called Lord, Retribution!
Now the furrier is what I was saying.
But should you fall?
The world falls with you.
That was a really good trailer. I don't know though, this game, uh, it looks better than the first one.
but I'll try the first one again.
Probably closer to launch for this game.
That Chronicles game looked like a,
what was it again, a Chronicle, what the fuck?
Medieval?
They actually look like they're popping off with this game.
That looked like a way more,
it actually looks like they're trying to make this
like a mountain blade.
Oh, even, wait a minute.
This is like Mountain Blade.
They even have the over map.
I didn't know that.
Oh, so for sure it is.
Yeah, it's like Bannerlord.
Oh, okay.
That's cool.
Sure, why not?
Why not?
Looks good.
Oh yeah, Code Veronica looked fucking sick too.
I mean, shit, Code Veronica on the wishlist.
Now is this actually on, uh, holy shit man, is everything so loud?
Is code Veronica, what did they even call it, is it Resident Evil 5?
No, it's not.
Which one is it?
I never played Veronica, where does that line up in the story of it all?
Oh, it's not on yet.
You guys said it's a full blown game, it was on GameCube?
I had GameCube, but I never played that shit.
It's after RE3.
Not on Steam yet?
Ah.
Yeah, I mean, shit, those, dude, Capcom, they are the best remake makers by far, like,
Always a fine wine. So it's gonna be good shit is mortal shield to I'll try it tomorrow
I beat the first game. I thought it was bad
But a beta I commend the beta. Okay, let me see if they actually figured it out. This was one of the first
Dark souls inspired dev teams trying to make a fucking souls like and it was like
Let's see, I'll try it tomorrow though.
I'm going to delete Fate Keeper for now, but that game was so good.
I'll play this shit tomorrow.
What time is the future game fest tomorrow?
The 1666, wasn't that on, what do you call it?
You have to download that on Epic, unless he just had to say that because of the contract.
He did.
Okay.
All right. All right. Nice try bow. He said on both that he I sir. He just said on a pick. Oh, he didn't. I started the fuck. He said it was on.
the fuck?
harnished edition, dude, i loved elven ring, i don't do a fuck. i'm not interested in anything
else elven ring related now it just feels like milking it uh-uh even a patch i don't
I don't care. I consumed so much Elden Ring. I was the peak of the peak. I am now looking for something to top that.
I am now on the hunt to see what tops that.
His Elden Ring was a perfect fucking experience.
Virtual, what a virtual fighter. Yeah, that looked crazy, right? Virtual fighter.
Did it actually look good? Am I tripping?
Is this is this like a 1v1 online game like a Street Fighter?
Why this is Yakuza Bebs
It did seem like a story game
Wait, is this Yakuza Doves?
Ah, it is.
It's been around for a long time.
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What was that one game last Harbor that's who
Let me see, was it Last Harbor? Oh, yeah, Crossfire looked interesting. Okay, it looked interesting.
Maybe? Why not? Why not? I kind of like when a dev comes out and they mention the fact that
that they like made new tech in a way.
I feel like that, like they focused on how the movement is.
I don't know.
I think that kind of makes it a little interesting.
Like they're trying to do something a bit different.
Alien isolation too.
Is that up on steam?
Oh, nice.
Oh, I hope they pop off with this.
I hope so.
I really, really hope they pull this shit off.
I feel like they should have,
it took a long time for them to announce the second one
and now that it's actually happening.
Hopefully they're letting them go all out
because the first one was so fucking good.
Sometimes game development is weird
and it's just, you know how it is.
Sometimes the sequel won't be as good.
I hope they're po- they're pogging off there.
Yeah, this game actually looks sick.
What's that?
First game from them?
It's got a pretty sick style to it.
I like how everybody is like survival looking, but it looks kinda...
It looks like you're just like a regular group of hikers and you come across like some alien
shit and now you have to deal with it.
It has like, yeah, that's what I meant by it look like it could be real or something.
Yeah, it looks like it's kind of sick looks out of place.
Ark hikers.
Yeah, the new stellar blade game. I mean stellar blade was an insane looking game. So seeing
how they depict their futuristic city look, it's probably going to look absolutely fucking
wild. No comment on the cube. What cube? Oh, this game is about the fucking cube. All right,
you think this thing is voice acted and has jokes? No, this show looks like it's actually
implemented. That's an actual perfect cube. I said it fully fits the theme. There's it. I fully
immersed. Makes sense one to one. This was a cool reveal actually definitely wishlist this shit.
Atomic heart cube game. Yeah, there's that as well coming out.
I mean, that's cool too. Cuphead too. I don't think it's actually a steam game yet. It looked like they just started.
Jen Atlas? Oh yeah, you know, we'll see, we'll see.
From the guy who made um
That one game though those like couple of games are really good the last Guardian and whatever the fuck the other one was called
I forgot the something of the classes
Shout out the classes. Yeah, Jen Atlas did look pretty fucking sick
Yeah the scale of this and obviously it being it looks like you're gonna be like
able to control robot corpses or something. I really trust the dev on this.
I mean, that's all you have here. It's the guys fucking record that is really good
I
I play the Lost Guardian. I have a stream for the Lost Guardian.
And Shadow of the Colossus.
Yeah, man. It's from that guy. This looks sick, man.
Looks more like a boring tech demo.
Yeah, I guess you could say,
ah, sure, sure. I mean, sure, I could, I mean, sure.
You gotta trust them then, bro. The games have a vibe to it. You could say some- if Shadow of the Colossus came out today, I don't know if people would accept it as much.
I feel like people- I don't know. I don't know.
I can see people not liking The Last Guardian or Shadow of the Colossus. It's more of like an emotional attachment game. You're literally controlling living beings in both the games.
Actually, Shadow of the Colossus, you're just climbing. Last Guardian, aren't you controlling, like, a creature?
Yeah... I don't know. I feel like those games were, like, legendary for the PlayStation, but this one...
It will find its people. This is going to be a very... This one will be very interesting to follow, especially because this is going to be on PC, too.
None of those games were on PC.
It's cinematic, like these type of games would even fall into the journey vibe too, but a lot more, I guess, puzzling and shit.
Yeah, like it's very atmospheric art direction.
Move a ball over here to activate something.
Yeah, I'm going to show here though GGS people always nice watching this tomorrow.
The last Ronan I mean it's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles bro it's cool that it's platinum
games making it but it's fucking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles bro you know.
I'll be on a Saturday, Gigi's future game show.
I don't know what time it is,
but I'll be watching that and playing some other stuff.
And Sunday, Sub-Sunday, and Xbox Game Show.
3 p.m. tomorrow.
I think that's one or two hours again.
We shall see.
Peace out chat.
I'm just gonna peace out here.