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oh my god people Monday Monday are you guys doing chat what up what up hello
Oh, hello.
Yes, yes.
Extremely big Nintendo Direct just got announced.
Hold up, hold up.
Six nine.
2026.
10 a.m.
Come on, brother, what are we doing?
50 minutes, 10 a.m.
Tomorrow?
Motherfucker, y'all, what the hell?
Are you serious?
Dude, how big is this?
What are we talking here?
Is this a potential new Zelda?
Are we talking potential new Zelda 10 AM?
Bro.
Ocarina of Time remake.
I'm not going to lie dude, I'm not going to lie, would hit so hard right now, it would.
If it's like resident evil level but like fucking switch two has a cap, okay, okay,
with all the announcements we've seen dude, you guys can have your shit ass fucking halo.
I've realized after watching the Xbox presentation yesterday, I realized like 80% of the, I'm
the catalog of Xbox. I don't go fuck about. I can't. I can't
realize that. Who the fuck cares about Halo? Who the fuck
gives a shit about Gears of War? Like honestly, dude, that's
shit. Two corpses being dragged. Oh my god. Dude, if you're a
hype for it, go for it. I don't care. I don't care, dude.
Everybody's got an opinion if I got to put my suit on I'll fucking play it
Okay, but like for real dude, I feel like both of those IPs. It's like Master sheet cheap has no limbs left
The fucking protagonist the gears of war story
Dude is it even it maybe I'm not remembering correctly
I feel like even the Gears of War story fucking sucks.
I feel like that's just all they had, so these motherfuckers, like, pushing up on a pedestal.
Isn't it just basic ass, orc ass, ungebunga with guns invade Earth to some degree?
Obviously everybody's dead, and there's like a bit of a resistance.
You know
That's kind of it it's it works as a video game it works
It works as a video game, but if not like super lore fucking deep here
For example like killer bean probably has deeper lore and I think that came out today
Same as God of War. Ah
God of War is like God of War is hope I should get for dude
The characters have such more emotional impact on top of it being.
There's more to it. It's so much. It's way more layered. It's way more layered.
Oh my God, they're both fucking way. Gears of war, God of war.
Battle of the goes.
come on dude the same damn acronym dude God of War so much deeper you're insane
you're crazy bro six million views for the new God of War trailer um probably
because it's such a massive title and such a mmm it was very it was very viral
and people talking about it, you know.
I'm gonna see if I'm gonna be lied tomorrow.
We'll see.
Bro, I got my fucking teeth clean, okay?
Chill.
Hold on, I decided to do it.
Fucking goddamn.
You never know, bro. You never know. Now drink a Coke. Everything feels very raw.
All the cucks calling it woke, etc. God of War had free lore from historic anthology. Gears is
is original. Derb. You're right. You're right. There was no blueprint for gears.
There was no blueprint for gears. But overall, it's generic fucking alien-invade earth
with soldiers resisting, with plot armor, you know?
I would say maybe the, am I wrong chat?
Am I fucking wrong here?
Dude, I'm not even trying to fucking hate bro, okay?
Gears of War is, am I wrong?
Was Gears of War like insane?
Am I not remembering this story?
I don't know what story you're
talking about.
I just lulled about the
fucking acronym.
What are you talking about?
Oh, my God.
I don't know what story you're
talking about.
Oh my god.
Gears is just a good movie game.
Yeah, I mean, it's just like your popcorn fucking alien shooter with a chainsaw.
Stronghold 4.
Oh yeah, this game actually did look sick dude.
This game did look cool.
It did.
It actually looked great.
Time to replay the trilogy.
I think it's gonna, it would be boring to play it.
I honestly think it would be boring.
I mean, maybe playing the first game
just because sometimes revisiting old games is fun.
If it was accessible,
you know what, I would actually revisit Gears of War 1.
Okay, I actually would.
It would be on the list of just like when I played Hitman
to just see,
Remember if it was actually that good because I did play it on Xbox 360 when it first launched
Is it on control is on the list to motherfucker, okay
Can you play the original gears of war on PC
with mousing keyboard support
how long is the campaign isn't it short
it's gotta be like 5 hours
it is not that long 6 hours
okay I would actually do the fucking campaign for that game striddle
okay because you know what I did say I did say that but you know
know I still think it's a corpse being dragged okay yes I agree I know I have
bias to God of War but I do agree there is okay a battle of corpses all right I
ain't a fucking fanboy okay obviously they have IPs they need to keep pushing
out fucking games all right there's a lot of money here they got a deliver to
some degree and then you got a hope that it lands
Okay, God of War, whatever criticism, they still got to move the corpse forward.
It ain't a full corpse, but they're still going to make another one.
You know?
I forgot what my point was. I don't know what I was saying. I forgot.
I remember.
It's Gears of War Reloaded on Steam. I forgot what my point was.
I totally forgot.
Gears of War Reloaded is on Steam August 26, 2025. Why is it mixed? Game is broken,
should have never came to the PC. Stick it on console. What? It's just all the bad things
about it. It's a great game, but it keeps kicking me offline saying you need internet connection.
No splitscreen, Greg, I played well on my Steam Deck.
Just switch splitscreen.
It's NFT level of scam.
Multiplayer doesn't work, including co-op.
There it is.
Online co-op, does it work?
How do you?
OK, the reviews are kind of whatever.
You're trying to write it very well.
It seems like you can still play this, and it would be fine.
Co-op split screen, who gives a shit?
I wanna play this as a single player.
Just remember if this series was as good.
Okay.
All right, I feel like, yes, it's a remake.
I think it will still paint the whole fucking picture.
All right.
You won't beat it?
Let's see, let's see.
It's a remaster. Yeah, I will actually have this in the chamber when I decide to fire it up.
Hold on, brother. New League cinematic.
You know what bio?
League cinematics don't hit.
Like they're really well made, but they're just like a music video.
Like I can skip it and it's fine.
Imagine Dragons music video.
They're cool if you play the game. It's almost like watching a an FMV that is high quality of something you really like
You know like I understand I get it. I
Just don't give that big of a fuck, you know
It's not a music video, okay, I'll watch it sure man. Hold up man. Why is this shit not logging me in?
The Apple showcase, when is that in September?
Every year I get DMCA'd by Apple, but we still watch it.
Every year, every year those motherfuckers, it's in 30 minutes?
What? Is this like the one with, like, is this the one where they announced the new Apple,
the new iPhone, the new iPhone? Oh, the dev showcase, I don't really give a shit about.
Yes, the best thing, look, Apple low, I think the, you know, sometimes they do cool shit.
But last year they did the earbuds that help with, you know, if you had hearing loss.
You know, that's why sometimes they do cool shit and then obviously the fucking iPhone,
I mean, it's a war.
On opinion.
This is the last Tim Cook event.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, like, that shit's cool, dude.
Right?
Apple Roomba's?
I've still thought about getting the Xiaomi, I've thought about it.
Abandoned the iPhone?
Like if I were to abandon the iPhone, I guess a Galaxy is the way, right?
I'm just kind of lazy
I'm lazy to switch the fucking phone, okay, because I don't give that pig of a shit. It's just a phone, you know
Before it was cool. I was like oh fuck. Oh fuck. I felt like insane the tech the tech now. It's just like
Like, eh.
Chinese apps are banned in the US.
Can't you just get like a unlock global edition
or whatever the fuck version of the zombie?
I mean, yeah, can't you just do that?
I don't know if I'm pronouncing it correctly to be honest. I'm just pronouncing it how the letters are
All right, yo, bro, I don't know man. Yo 10 a.m. For Nintendo dude
Where am I fucking Nintendo weebs at with every amiibo behind them right now on a shelf?
What are the what are the chances rate limit exceeded what?
What does that mean?
I can't even pull up the shit man.
10 a.m. Are you saying I should wake up
or is it gonna be just like a deep dive on Steam games
that are now on the Switch too?
It's actual, okay, so this is kind of like
stay-to-play level Nintendo Direct.
Oh, shit, man, 10am.
Yeah, that means I'm leaving early, okay?
I would say this is the most, dude, I don't know, bro, don't listen to me, this was probably
the least hype year for gaming for me. You didn't like Zelda? I don't, I don't like the
formula they've adopted. I liked, I don't, TOTK suck balls in my opinion. Okay, I'm looking
for a Zelda game that where they go back to the old. Okay, I want a more concise fucking
Zelda, Bada Bing, Bada Boom, 2026 edition.
Same cooking with the old fucking formula.
Same chef.
No need to go back to the old damn menu.
Okay, I wanna see one of those.
OOT remake, honestly, OOT remake
that's like resident evil level of cooked.
And then also a new Zelda game
that is a brand new one that is like the old formula,
whatever fucking innovation they applied to it, sure.
That would be fucking,
that would solidify the switch too for me.
But that's like super wishful.
I don't know.
Like God of War obviously looks cool.
I'm gonna play that shit.
That was probably the most hyped and blood letter.
Blood letter, I do kind of agree.
I don't know.
Blood letter might be good.
It might be a little too on rails, too cinematic.
I don't fucking know.
It still looks like it'll be worth playing or blood message.
But yeah.
Ill as well, of course.
Are you playing Suica today? I'm not sure. There's like a bunch of demos out.
Hold on, let me see here. Alright, maybe I will go live at tomorrow 10am, potentially.
I have Gears of War downloading.
and killer bean holy shit i might start with killer bean
i'm a i'm a we might we might go there first
yes i've seen the list of all the games coming out bro i don't know what the fuck's going on
Okay, it's almost like everybody decided to release their game is all at once
With like no like no one
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Wow ever. Yeah, we'll see it's a fucking it's a whole buffet in September
September's literally a buffet
Oh about fishing immortal 33 wait really that game 1.0's this week what the fuck
what the hell bro this oh 33 immortals this game 1.0's hmm I love the concept of this game
But it was, you know, you definitely see where it was, you know, limited.
This was kind of like Realm of the Mad God.
A 1.0 would actually, I would go back and see what they've changed, just because, yes.
It was cool, bro.
I haven't played it since the release.
June 10th, I'll check it out on on Wednesday for sure for 1.0. I will
Control resident and Onimusha being one day apart from each other is crazy. I know what the fuck man
What are we doing with that?
One of those is like two days early access though
But yeah, bro, what is the stronghold for? Yeah, actually this game looked cooler and
looked cool. Did it actually look cool? Welcome to stronghold for my leash. Yeah, this looks actually
very clean. This town has seen better days, but I'm sure you're up to the task of bringing the place
back into splendid might I suggest next place in some farms to feed our
population food stocks are back up again we can train soldiers and build
defenses to prepare for further bandit raids my bow calls my sword is needed
just me and my little pitchfork hmm that's a nice thingy bar the church has
there what's going on with the cat it's my time to shy this inferno is
punishment for our sense a huge invasion force is marching on the castle
my one guy via the whole game a village checkers it make no mistake I'll
keep fighting
I have a favor to ask of you. Let's get to work.
Gloria Victus is coming out. Yeah, man, this game looks sick, bro.
Sure, man. What type of game is this again, though? Is it a RTS or...
Oh, there's a demo. Or is it more like, what's that, one game?
Like, they're billions-ish, but... Medieval.
Ah, maybe the demo is worth trying for this game. It's more like Age of Empires.
Wait, really? Okay, so then how is it different from Age of Empires?
Okay, alright, I'm talking about a 1v1 PvP situation. What are we talking? Are we talking APM Matters? Is the early game a little faster?
the UI is a little potato and looks like a maybe like what are we what are we
talking about here what are we saying we're producing units there's wall
building there's crops blacksmith different barracks different units
Gold, wood, food, top right, ah.
There's taxes and peasant happiness.
Um, let me see, let me see, wait, Stronghold 4.
Well, there's a demo. Am I blind?
Not out yet. Oh, it's not out yet. I thought they said the demo was out. June 23rd.
third. Everything is floor paste. Goriants, you need to first create weapons and such.
Braum, I'm just gonna wait for the game to come out. I'm not playing it.
Hold up, how some people have access?
Shit, I just closed out of this.
Whoops.
Okay.
Uh, uh, uh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, what is this new PvE mode reveal for 2XKO, lol.
Fuckin' Halo, dude, the new Senua game.
Fuck, man, even the new Senua game, dude.
Yeah, maybe you guys were right. Maybe I just do hate games. That shit was not hype.
The second game was so potato.
And then when I saw her again, it was more like, dude, it was actually PTSD when I saw her again, because the second game, the voices in her head started to be fucking annoying to listen to.
The first game wasn't bad the second game I was like dude, I am actually going to get so
They're like exactly exactly that means it was immersive
right
No, no
Exactly dumb ass you're supposed to get a headache
You're a fucking idiot fucking 30 million dollar budget triple-a game to give you a fucking headache
Nah
The actress gave a great performance in both games. Yeah
Let's see. Let's see
Let's see. Let me let me send a
So trailer, let me see, it does look like they're trying to go way more action with
this though.
You know, they're like, okay, we're not going to be cinematic, where you, yeah, they're
like, okay, we're going to add gameplay.
You better go home.
Let your people behind.
Be at the time to see them heal.
Good one is left in my body.
We'll see them here.
The one that's left in the dark.
Seconds.
And some vines.
Cannot be left.
Another fucking guy!
Yeah, looks like maybe it's a lot more...
You know what?
Maybe they're going more towards Ryze, son of a...
Maybe now they're adding more, you know?
We got a bit more gameplay.
More combat.
Maybe man, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
Speaking of Ninja Theory, did you see this?
Hopefully Devouted has cancelled Project Mara.
I just, I don't know what Project Mara is.
I don't remember what this is.
I have a trailer attached to it though.
Does Lyric play games? Occasionally, meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Metro 2039. Yeah, Metro 2039 is going to be great.
that magician game could be good if the gameplay is on point I would say that
was probably the most out that was that was like okay maybe maybe maybe ladies
and gentlemen let me see what's this I will say the art style I kind of like
it's not my favorite it reminds me of this art style of that game I did a
sponsor for or they're like nutcracker type look it kind of it reminds me of
that like nutcracker type look like to see a remnant style I mean I guess I mean
I I mean you know what why not sure
Say it is gonna be fun?
Oh gee, Bioshock?
It is a little Bioshocky.
Close to them and let the shadows tell their story
Behold the famous Jacob Minchuro stage magician extraordinaire
So I remember this we don't know watch this shit. I kind of want to just see if the gameplay hit
This was like a whole segment in the fucking trailer
Yeah
It was this part is the gameplay actually
Oh, it's a whole fucking row. We say we saw that shit yesterday
It looks like, it looks like maybe, maybe the gameplay, the gameplay looks pretty cool.
This one I'd keep my eye out for.
I think it looks a bit better than the clockwork game.
The clockwork game.
Honestly, it looks like We Happy Few.
Oh, yeah.
More Star Trek games.
Dude, this is what happened.
The new Paramount Game Studio.
They're just like, yo, what if we just got somebody to,
we're gonna make an art,
we're gonna Warhammer Star Trek.
That's basically what they did.
They went into the fucking meeting
And they're like, you know that game Warhammer, that has like a thousand fucking games, and
like maybe three of them are actually good.
Yeah, we're going to do that with Star Trek.
Probably not to that level, but they already announced the Shadow Frontier actually, you
know, might, maybe, you know, maybe it might be good.
They're doing like a third person cinematic action game, I think, which is Shadow Frontier
or and then isn't the Liza P devs making a scary one ish unless this is that I
ain't reading this shit bro they got a VR game they're really really like oh
hey I remember Star Trek bridge crew lol yeah Bloober team is shadow front
here and they're doing that base building one what was the base building
one called chat. What was that Star Trek that one? It's like,
maybe
which one was it? Oh, there's actually been like a decent
amount of Star Trek games already. Are these? This one is
Bloober.
hair mount games publishing the screenshots look all right.
Still worth wishlisting because there's potential.
I think Bloober team is okay. They're okay.
The medium was a Kronos was pretty good until it felt like a chore.
Blair Witch observer was really good.
They didn't fully pop off with this game, I swear they tried making this into a full-blown game, like it could have been more.
Oh, the Star Trek Outpost unknown.
Layers of Fear was probably one of their best games, and then everything that came after Layers of Fear just did not hit.
Um, yeah, is this worth playing play stack magic fuel games?
It's just all under play stack. Anyone try this.
No, I'm good. I'm good. Never mind. Silent Hill 2 chat. You guys check out the down here.
Yeah, I'll wait for the Bloober one.
I'll wait for the Bloober one.
Ah, boys, I think we're going into gaming mode. I don't think anything else.
Nintendo actually might save gaming tomorrow.
You're gonna see a fucking link and he's gonna be like on his ocarina and then it's like the stay it's gonna be live.
And it's like the fucking curtains are gonna open and it's gonna be like orchestra and it's gonna be like and then the CEO is gonna come out.
and they're gonna have a fucking horse on the stage and then they're gonna announce OOT Remake.
Holy shit. Bro, tell me they're gonna pop off with that and then also a new one that isn't like TOTK and BOTW.
We'll see, we'll see.
Big hunt showdown update tomorrow, really?
BF6 Grand Bazaar back tomorrow, yeah, I don't care.
Bloober made Silent Hill 2. Oh yeah, Silent Hill 2, they did a great job. Bloober did. I will say.
I will say. That was not bad. Arms of God came out today. Let me see.
That sounds like I've played it before.
Um...
Eh, that looks alright man.
That looks alright dude.
I'm probably not watching that, bro. It's like the developer one. So whatever I
usually watch the I'll watch the one in September they show the software. It's iOS 27. Dude, who gives a fuck?
I'll watch the one in September.
They show the software, it's iOS 27.
Dude, who gives a fuck?
Bros acting like his life is gonna change
from a fucking update.
Who really gives a shit
if they change the color of your messages?
There's nothing interesting they're gonna change
that will brighten your fucking phone life.
Relax, I promise you.
There's nothing.
You've already gotten used to the bullshit.
If they change anything,
they're gonna change something they don't even need to change.
And you're gonna have the muscle memory
a little different on the shit ass app.
You fucking sheep fuck.
Who honestly gives a fuck?
The phone gives you everything you need.
There's no need for further.
You can always optimize,
but there's literally nothing else you need.
And if you think you do need something more,
you're a fucking idiot.
And you need to throw your phone on the fucking floor.
There's nothing iOS related that is interesting on your fucking phone, buddy.
I promise you.
And if it's that deep for you, you're going to mourn on Jesus.
Why so upset?
Yeah, some people needed to hear that.
Okay.
fucking software for your phone, dude, unless you're like super into the technical shit.
That's different.
But like the consumer side of it, dude, who cares?
IOS one still? Siri is unusable. Dude, you don't even need Siri. You've been using shit
without Siri. You just over complicate shit you could have done yourself.
All right, let's see here, okay, killer burn.
Speaking of something to get hyped about, killer bean.
Holy moly.
There's no music.
oh okay interesting interesting starting muted okay y'all maybe it's the
brilliance of the bit okay it's technically gameplay you're moving your
mouse talking a mouth
less talking quality settings let's see we have here
review distance? Ah, let's see. Okay, okay. Insane, insane.
Haha, no GPU? Holy shit.
Insane optimization.
Some motherfuckers will play games like this if they give them like a 2% advantage, especially
if it's a PvP game.
Game options.
All right, holy shit.
New campaign.
Skip to mission two, skip to mission five.
Why is this a thing?
The party battle arena conquest?
One life?
Oh no.
Bad for someone.
Missile incoming! Hang on!
Oh my god!
My car!
Whoa.
So, the legendary killer beam has arrived.
We always knew you were a ticking time bomb.
you've come here to destroy us it will take everything we taught you you love
your dramatic entrances killer beam welcome to your dramatic exit oh shit
okay
hey you're awake I thought you were dead I saw this big explosion and stuff
Dropping out of the sky. I came here looking for anything valuable, but instead I found you
Yo, you sure picked a fun place to go on vacation
Nobody told you about the Highlands air defense. Well
Congratulations, you found out. Do you even know what's around here?
Yes, I do. Oh
Wait, you mean you you actually wanted to come here. Are you looking for trouble?
It actually voice acted
Shadow Beans?
Forget that those beans don't play around. They got these fancy outfits on and carry badass guns
Whoa, you know what kind of like that outfit you got it right now
Badass gold guns you got there
You look just like a shadow bean. You're thinking about joining them
No, I'm going to destroy them
Whoa
You oh, I like you you one of us
Trust me. There's a whole lot of beans around here that want the shadow agency gone, but uh
It ain't happening. They're too powerful too. Deadly and one bean like you ain't doing nothing. What's your name anyway?
I'm killer bean. Oh my god killer bean
Okay, you sure don't like confidence, eh? Big beans with the five gifties.
Confidence ain't gonna be enough. Look, if you really want to do this, maybe I can help you out.
Relevant.
The shadow agency never stays in one place. You're gonna need help finding their fortress.
I know a few beans who've been planning something like this for years.
Let me get you in touch with some friends of mine. They're gonna love you.
And I did see where your car landed putting a parachute on it was a good idea next time where were yourself
Okay, okay
Let's say let's see we got the shadow beans I
I think it's more or less talking like he doesn't make, say a lot of things during the
gameplay.
Yeah, he doesn't say a lot of things during the gameplay, that's just the intro cutscene.
To find the Shadow Agency, you have to find the Mechanized Fortress.
I like to call it the Super Mech.
It walks on six legs and never stays in one place.
Out on the ocean, it's gonna be impossible to find.
But I know there's a smuggler who supplies a Shadow Agency with important supplies.
He works somewhere in the city.
He communicates with the Super Mech through a secure satellite connection through his computer.
So all I need to do is find the smuggler and get him to tell me where the super mech is?
Sounds easy enough.
Yeah, they made a game about the uh, lagging mode.
He doesn't know their location, he just does business with them.
I think if you could realign the satellite dish he uses, it might bypass the satellite
connection and directly connect with the super mech.
Then a smog game is based off the remote.
Okay.
I hope you know what you're talking about.
Well, if I didn't, you wouldn't know it!
First you need to phone him and get his phone. Otherwise, you can't log into his computer.
Oh my God! Hold on, Matt. The sensitivity is horrible.
Okay, okay, chill. GTA 7 before 6.
Hey, GTA 7!
wait hold on okay okay wait hold on hold on yeah where the fuck is the sensitivity
crosshair size oh my god rotation yes
I did not.
Try 30.
That's no location on your map.
Go there and hack some devices.
I might be-
I'm able to triangulate his phone's location.
Sure.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Oh shit, what the hell?
Wait, oh I can shoot them!
Okay.
God damn, that was so loud.
Well, I mean, I should bring up the camera.
Uh, camera view?
Let's go to a thousand.
I think that updated, right?
Oh, you can double jump.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, sure, sure, no change.
Oh my God.
Okay.
Ah, this is Beanbond.
Wait, can I catch my car?
All right, we're headed into this city.
Looking for the shadow.
Oh, you can jump with the car.
This is the place!
I found one device you can hack for info.
But you can hack any device you find.
Open your map to see where the device is.
There it is
What that boys being city?
Hold on. Oh, yeah, the cool down is very long for that
Really, I'm the only being
What the fuck?
What the hell you got, brother?
Oh, that's a good spot.
Come on man!
You know my code, you know my code, you know my code.
You know how to get stuck in the hole.
Haha, that's not normal.
Come on dude.
Oh shit.
What is this?
I
Great we hacked it. I managed to download new data to your map
All of the hackable devices are listed on your map
More of these devices to get even more important info. How nice. I was starting to get a little lonely
Good thing he had the
update his iOS
Oh, no, what happened?
Can I pick this up?
Oh, shit, hold on.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, you know, GTA devs are looking at their shit and they're like, holy fuck!
Quickly!
We're gonna delay!
Holy shit!
Quickly!
Okay, chill, chill.
Okay, okay.
Great!
We hacked in.
I managed to download new data to your map.
All of the health kits are shown on your map.
Ah, I see, I see.
Okay, okay.
Apparently you can walk into anybody's shit.
What the hell, man?
Is it upstairs? Everything's on the map. Didn't I skip the tutorial?
Looks like you can pick them up.
Alright.
Hub G.S. houses.
That was my objective.
Just keep hacking. Nothing.
Just keep hacking random devices?
Really? Okay.
That's got a gun right there, but we're gonna go in.
Push that push!
James called the killer Bean, dude.
See that?
It's one of these houses, so it might be the other one.
I think it might be the other one.
Or I check the second floor.
Gamble.
Oh, it's on the second floor.
It's on the damn second floor.
It looks like Alpha.1 has early access.
Great! You found the smuggler! I marked his location on your map.
That's the smuggler!
Oh, shit.
Is there fall damage? Let me see.
What?
Yeah, who said that?
What's up man?
I'm leaving, I'm leaving!
They're in back to fucker!
They're in the fucker!
I'm proud!
Fuck!
I'm leaving, I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
Oh, holy shit.
Oh, yeah, we got an arse.
Oh my god, random guy.
Analyze! Analyze!
Oh, I already cleared the street. I think we're good.
All right.
Big-Head Falters, come on, boys!
Great!
Now you have access to his computer.
It's gonna take some time to establish a connection with the superman.
It's linking up to orbital satellites.
Hang on a second, you got company!
The smugglers gang got notified.
We're gonna try and show them Santa for taking me with us.
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
You better get a beautiful one out of here.
Okay, I think you've had enough time.
Literally, there's no wall.
But we're connected to satellites in space.
So we still don't know the location of the supermic.
I have an idea.
the satellite just your body to directly link to the supermech I think now a
point is to where we need to go Wow great idea
What is happening?
Holy shit!
There's Liam!
Liam!
Go home!
Oh my god. Okay.
Are you kidding me? How does this happen?
I'll move my gun.
I'll fucking shoot this man.
Hey, I'm not there, bro. Put it down, man. Put it down, bro!
Don't do this bro, don't do this!
Everybody relax!
I forgot what I'm here for!
I'm hacking something!
Oh yeah, right there, right there, hold on.
Guys, it's early access, okay?
Even Picasso's painting looked like shit initially, okay?
It was like a bunch of colors.
Okay, there's nothing.
Not a fucking forgiving time!
Okay, it starts with some blotcher paint.
Alright, here we go.
Oh shit. Oh god! What the fuck?
Oh that was a tough fight. That was a tough fight.
It's clear now.
Hack the satellite dish to manually overwrite it.
No!
If you bypass the overwrite it should aim directly at the super bank.
He's over here!
I don't think I can do it!
Is this a piece of toast?
Who's next?
Well, look at this!
It worked!
Yeah, I had a lot of dishes aiming right in the direction of the Superman.
Oh yeah, I did it.
I followed this trajectory up into the ocean.
I can pinpoint the exact location of the Superman.
This is gonna get a whole lot more fun. Oh
shoes
Okay, okay, okay?
Hey, it looks like you've got some cash to spend you want to go back to the city to buy some new gear
I know a place that has some good deals
Let's go back. Let's go back. Actually, I'm good. Let's go. Let's go. I should have five fine
Where we going where we going?
The shop is at the center of the island I highlighted the location on your map when you're done shopping
just be me back at the dock.
Bro, this song's a banger, bruh.
Oh, 800 meters? What the hell, dude?
Yeah, I was not paying attention. What the fuck did he say?
Wait, what about the boat? Am I going back to the boat, right?
Oh, I'm not.
Alright, here we go.
What up, what up, hello, hello?
Okay, what are we getting here, what are we getting here, 500 or not, what the heck,
what the fuck?
Rare Biohag.
Um, he does not work.
You know what?
Sure.
I don't know.
He did not work.
We're leaving.
I got 64 dollars.
He didn't hold me.
He didn't work.
He uses different currants.
Oh, yeah, you're right. Well... Oh, yeah, it's completely different. Guns or money. Those upgrades are the... egg.
Alright. Let's see, let's see.
Oh, whoa, whoa, oh shit, you can swim. Oh, damn, okay, okay.
We're in, we're in second mission, all talk.
Yeah this game, this game should have been at one of the, unlike the Xbox showcase.
Let's see if this works better.
The one being who knows for sure with the superman should have been the final world premier who designed the whole thing the mech designer
He lives on an island with his robot guards if you can find him then you can convince him to tell you what the supermax defenses are
I'm good at convincing beans to talk sounds like an easy mission. Oh
oh wait a minute we got trouble the mercenaries are here from the looks of
things it looks like they already conquered this island the first thing
we should do is find out if the mech designer is still alive
hack some computers that you could find you might find some logs about the
mech designer sounds good I'm detecting a lot of fighting going on I think you
just landed in a hot zone it must be the mech designers robot defense they're
fighting the mercenaries be careful they will shoot you too great we hacked in
I got a flashlight on the walkie-chie, brother.
Oh.
Alright, what's up?
Hold on.
Alright, alright, shoot, brother, shoot.
Oh my god, wait a minute.
Here we go, here we go, the double.
What?
My ult!
Dude, he's already dead!
Oh, shit, is that back up?
Oh, that's a hippie egg.
Crazy, crazy.
Alright, where these PCs at?
This way.
Oh shit the sniper wait can you speed this one minute
Oh my god yeah yeah yeah this is the one
The plan is to download new data to your map.
All of the health kits are shown on your map.
Right here, big weapon, big weapon. I can't open it.
Oh shit, free weapon.
I don't know what that boost is.
Yeah, we're gonna sing with this one.
Hey, I just found some logs about the mic design.
good news he's still alive the Mercs are holding him in a prison cell in the main
facility the main facility is locked but there's a captain roaming the island
who has the access key kill the captain and get the key
nah he should release this location of the captain on your map be careful there
will be lots of bodyguards too you should release this way I managed to
download new data to your map all of the ammo debos are shown on your map
You should release it the same month as GTA 6. Two weeks out.
Some people play this as an appetizer.
This guy is so far away man, where's my car?
Where's my damn car, bruh?
Hold on, bud.
Oh, that's a tower.
Oh, I can actually make it up.
There it is.
Is that where it'd be passed?
Ah, fake door.
Double fake door.
Shit, rock button! Fuck!
AAAAAAAAGH!
That was a waste. Wait, what the hell, man?
Alright, they're using weird tech, where, uh, that doesn't work.
One down. Oh, shit.
Hold on. Oh, shit.
You're a good thing I have what it is.
How do none of these doors work man?
Alright whatever dude.
Need the key card?
Oh maybe I do need the key card.
They're all dead in.
Oh!
Oh
I give out my gold
Yeah, he is the fire physics.
Oh fuck man.
What?
Oh.
They know too much.
Oh my god.
I don't want to do this fight, but I have no choice!
Hey! There's air-ships! That's what you need!
Job complete.
How was she the hardest target?
I lighted them on your map and all three flags are red then the building is conquered
Oh this guy is such a tutorial Tony
Man I don't know why that's so red I don't know what to do like correctly
Hold on hold on how nice how he's starting to get a little lonely am I supposed to
Am I- I don't think I'm supposed to go to the three red flags.
Oh!
What?
I didn't do that.
Am I going to the three red flags or going to the antennas and then seeing when they're
red?
Hold on.
Let me see if I miss something in here.
Where are I going to go?
I thought maybe there was something I have to interact with instead of just going there,
But I just needed the key card
That's the same building from the terraforming game
How did it take him years to make it?
I don't know, maybe he just, you know.
Maybe he just took at his sweet time.
Yeah, maybe he just had like a slow PC.
Oh come on, let me see if this hits him.
Oh shit.
Oh well.
I found a tip out here guys.
Wait.
Hold on.
Alright.
Two like hell not.
Two damn late.
I'm just playing some random shit. I mean, there's nothing really in particular to focus on.
I think this guy is blocking me from finishing me off.
This guy right here.
Okay, yo!
What?
I just left.
Bro!
Almost.
Oh, I heard him, man.
There we go.
Where's this last flag at third floor?
Or on the other side of this thing.
The office on auto? Yeah, he gets really OP.
Dude, I just killed all your friends!
Great job! The building is clear now!
Get to the top floor with a Frigidus and use the access key to free the mech designer!
Oh my god, the mech designer.
Oh shit help get me out of here. I got you bro.
Evacuate the mech designer to his submarine. I highlighted it on your map.
Okay follow me. Keep your eyes open. Reinforcements are coming.
Follow me dude.
Follow me brother.
Okay.
This game might be amazing. It's pretty good.
It's not bad.
If I just book it, will he follow me?
Yeah, you can make that.
You can make that.
Are you ending early today for Nintendo Direct tomorrow? No, I'll end early tomorrow, most
likely go live at 10am.
You still play Arma? Depending on how today goes, I might.
Try, you don't just, you don't just not stop flying helis. Once you fly helis, you fly
helis.
I
Did it the mech designer is safe now got a low we're doing now what's this yellow triangle
I highlighted the location of the hard drive just get it and let's get out of here things are hitting up
This is actually a faster attack.
It is not.
One more egg for Rare Biohack?
Yeah, one of you needs to drop your gun.
Let's try this.
There we go.
Oh, there they are.
And...
Wow!
That seems okay.
And...
That seems okay.
Now we're ready to go back.
Destroy all of them before we can leave get a rocket launcher. It will help a lot
I highlighted one on your back and also all of the ammo default
Okay, this guy's just sending ship right you are you purposely putting shit on the opposite side
You know what? I don't need a rocket launcher. I got one right here.
Oh, shit! Okay.
I think I need the rocket launcher, for sure.
Actually, there's no end to it.
This might work.
Beep beep beep beep!
AHHHHHHH!!!
Ain't no way! You destroy the helicopter! Dang, you're good!
There it is.
I got three. Oh, there's another one.
3 for 3 boys, 3 for 3.
I have no HP.
I'm gonna miss the truck.
I defense!
Now that was the fireworks!
There it is.
Wait, you can't run the RPG?
What?
Now just bring the hard drive back to the mech designer.
You can't run the RPG?
That ain't luck!
Ah shit, I wasted it.
Okay, okay, scream, scream!
I
Okay
Hey, it looks like you got some cash to spend you want to go back to the city to buy some new gear
No, I know a place that has some good deals now
You get guns in the match or in the game.
Oh my god, this is where they stop voice acting.
Ah, yep, yep.
You know what?
We're going to play again once they voice act further.
Killer being no boys.
Lee potential game of the year. Holy shit, man.
God.
GTA killer, bro, it's not complete. There's like three
missions and then it's like super early access. It's not
out.
They're going to run out of money, you think so?
Maybe.
Maybe, maybe.
What else came out today, chat?
What else dropped?
Wasn't there another game to drop that I forgot to download?
Valor Mortis, I played their first demo and it was really good.
I
Want to now wait until it comes out. I don't want to play all the demos. I'm already sold on the game
I'm already sold on the game, bro
The card shroom game I played the demo of it was really good I
I did only Moosh as demo sold me on the game. I was already sold, but like that solidified the cell
Yes, indeed, brother. Yes, indeed. Yes, indeed, brother.
Show the power to them. There are a couple other demos. Act for PoE. True, true. A game
of a breaking a cube. What the hell are we doing here? Yeah, I don't mind if it's relevant.
Why not? I could play arms of God.
Do I try it? Do I try it? Why not? It came out today. Why not? Just play a bunch of
random shit today. Flight simulator? Um, oh wait, this game has a demo?
There is no need to understand.
Okay, brother.
You know what, maybe, maybe I'll play the demo that isn't out yet.
Mecha Chameleon.
Oh, this game comes out?
Yeah, I definitely want to play this.
Oh, it's online as well. It's not co-op. This could be great.
This actually could be great.
How much, I wonder how much time you have to paint though. It won't work though.
Ah, you need a lot of players.
If I play this on stream, you motherfuckers are going to know I'm camoed as a brick.
spy carnival
Oh, it's kind of like a mungus leg.
Or more like a spy party.
No way it's spy party devs, no it's not.
I
Was in bokeh
You mind you
Wait, so you got a board game, you got four players, and you do different...
It looks like it could be good.
Maybe.
Maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe it borders
on friendslop or actually decent. Anyone try this shit? Empire Earth? No, the sinking
city too. I'd rather wait for this game to come out. I don't really want to try the demo
for that. What a street chef. You're literally a street chef. Thank you.
You know what, it looked pretty damn good.
why not? why not? why not? $8 for a fucking hot dog?
Nananananananononay, be Lords of the Fallen.
Oof!
True.
through.
Gate Guard Simulator has a playtest.
Oh, yeah, I should download that.
What is this game?
Brother, this looks...
What the fuck?
the dark clicker game I accidentally shut it off or I had an otter shut off
cuz I swear to God I left it on but I guess not curse mark yeah that game was
fucking potato bro and nobody
This looks cool, man.
I could beat Fortune Metal.
I don't know if you have the prestige in that game though.
Read new different game. Yeah, that's kind of sick.
Your painting, sir?
Am I just like cutting things out of... am I just cutting things out of newspapers and
making fake paintings?
What?
Sure.
Fortune mill, um, I mean I could continue Fortune mill.
Well, I could. It gets fucking wild, dude.
Oh my god, they have Pachinko after? Holy fuck.
I just don't know. I mean, it was a good game. It was a satisfying game.
Blood Dungeon? I might. I might.
I was not going to download that one game and I didn't.
Nah, this looks whatever.
Arm of God or whatever.
Arms of God.
Oh, I didn't check it out.
Check Boars of Rome playtest.
SM Box is a little, I tried it.
I just, maybe, I don't know.
I wasn't feeling SM Box.
I think it needs more time for people to come up with more game modes or some shit, but yeah.
What was that one game that guy mentioned?
What was trial survivors?
This looks like it's...
Mmmmm.
It doesn't like bad.
I would rather play Arm of God though, at the moment.
It's almost like a pick one.
Oh, Boar is in Rome.
parkour adventure game in dystopian realm?
Are you actually trying to get somewhere or just parkouring wherever?
Yeah, he fell down and just came back up, so...
It looks really well made, and the movement looks clean.
Has anyone played this?
Is there like an actual place you're trying to get to or is it kind of just like a world
you parkour in?
Yeah, looks like you just throw you into a world and you just park or throw it.
I mean it looks cool man.
SHUT UP BOMB!
Into the wind, brother.
I saw this game, it actually looked kinda cool. This game looked like it could be a buy.
It looks like they're cooking on the cozy front here.
Full of wonderful people. I know you will help them out as best you can no matter their challenge
If I don't return come find me up there
signed uncle
I
why not man why not the brother looks kind of cozy bro hey lords of the fallen true dude true dude
yeah killer bean was pretty sick I mean that that was early access let's see what 1.0 brings
Cosy Game Restoration September 24th, 2001, sex 2000.
I look kind of nice. Why not? We need some hot dogs on the front line. I'm gonna play
some other shit and maybe some armor later depending on how all the other shit goes.
For now, let's see some arms of God.
Did you see the impulse raw gameplay? I did not. I am keeping one eye open for
you have some for this game.
I'm a little curious if they'll pull it off. I gotta give it to the dibs.
I don't have to give it to them, I'm just saying, I got to say it's pretty interesting that
after split gate one and two they're just like pumping out so many FPSs.
Anyone have the YouTube gameplay?
I don't know why my Twitter links just don't work.
I think this looks, I will say I think this looks better than splitgate. I'll give them
that it looks better
all right now we saw this
well we'll see we'll see
it kind of it kind of
I want to do what the fuck I want to do
Used to be a G-Shock, it's still a G-Shock
Bust a move or get fucked, get shaking down
You're like a coldy naked wanker, something to plow
No life is crazy, but you still, it's gonna bust it down
The things change on the team, you don't get me down
You gotta bust a move
They somehow like made a very clean Titanfall that looks blandish.
Like even the like it's like almost if you're it's almost like if you took the low settings
on graphics and then turn them up.
I don't know if that made sense.
I mean, whatever, though, let's see, let's see, it doesn't feel like it oozes a personality,
like Titanfall, but maybe that's what they were trying to do.
They're trying to make it so it's easy to follow because Splitgate always tries to go towards eSports.
So who knows, remember there, that's their strategy, huh?
They got a new... oh my god.
You know what? Mega Bonk was incredible.
That does, someone else can make a Mega Bonk.
I don't give a fuck, let's see.
Let somebody else make one.
Well, you gotta make a good one.
This game looks insane.
I don't know.
Alright.
Let's see what we got here.
I love content creation!
Uber, that's all, that's it.
New order.
Language.
Manuala.
It is time.
The weapon is ready.
Templar, both in your sacred duty.
What the hell?
Biablo!
Mercy.
Act 1.
Select Amundo.
Look, there's a lot of weapons.
Okay.
Ahhhh!
Let's go up the shock disc.
Move your character and use an active skill during what you are in, Bungabunga.
Did we really need to see the WASDUS face on the damn screen?
So we really gotta see that shite.
Souls consumed by crux.
Five.
Sacrifice collected souls to purchase weapons.
What the fuck?
Five weapons.
Fifty currencies.
Blessing, speed, rarity find.
give me the cutter I just realized I thought this game was 1.0 that's being
early access is annoying let me see yeah actually held up
Is this the tutorial or something?
Although, it will impact on your characters.
Blessing on your character's stats will be affecting all weapons purchase.
Fire damage, electric damage.
Sure.
More electric damage.
Okay.
I don't want anything else.
Tab.
Refresh.
Shock disc, twin spark.
One pierce just through enemies.
Oh, you can add two, uh, shock discs.
Huh.
I gotta say how this expands.
Right now it's a little weird.
Give it a minute, give it a minute.
Oh, I actually got that one.
Wait! I failed! There's like a objective.
Enhance into the road by adding special upgrades like adding projectiles or a needle to bounce
off enemies. Ah. Ah. Okay, everything costs the same resource.
Both of them get the long muzzle.
Mega grip plus two stagger.
Range electric damage projectiles.
long muzzle. I don't know what that does, by the way. I have no idea what that does.
I just gave you a resource and it's like bonus xp at the end you never find this last one
Try a non-elevator weapon.
Maybe if I give a tips?
Okay, sure.
Double barrel projectiles.
I feel like this weapon is going to get a lot better if I just keep upping one.
Fire damage.
Stagger resources.
Sure.
Give me a blessing.
Yeah, can I shut that off?
Show damage, weapon cooldown, aiming mode, disabled, curse colors, your damage number.
Yeah, I don't think you can shut that off.
Yeah.
I mean, it's early access.
Alright, there's just like many objectives on in the level during the minute, I guess
your resources.
So it seems like you don't level up in this game, it's more about resource collection
in a minute.
Well, I'm doing other shit.
Okay, weapon emerging by weapon emerging by weapon and it's time to upgrade to the
hard here okay do I attach into another shock disk into an attach into an
electric damage into a refresh into a motherfucking double barrel we're gonna make
this an insane weapon one even though I can have five let's say field might be
ruined
oh
All right, I'm in a crazy shoddy apparently
It's like a good permanent upgrade
We need more range on this.
Okay, okay!
It is potato-like with its upgrading, and you have five arms, which you can attach guns
to, so I mean.
Um, just get the fucking crosshair- uh, crossbow.
Fuck it!
I don't like this.
Back.
You know what? Actually attach.
Fuck it!
Wait what? Oh this is already full. Can you actually double? Oh this is full full.
The only way to upgrade this is getting another one. 263 GBS. I can't remove an attachment. It's forever.
It's forever and ever? No. Speed pickup range minus 12 health points, whatever.
Attach that. Yeah I can't I can't put this on. It says I can attach it to this but
That makes no sense
Shock boolies
Great chance electric damage
Fire damage for this sure man. I need more weapons
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's like running the x-beats in the other side.
Oh, I think I got everything.
I'm just kidding.
Yeah, you can auto-aim.
As far as all these games give you a choice now.
Blacktop left? Oh, shoulda bet.
Uh, reduces character skill cooldown after each kill.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit!
Oh, that would only be for this.
Twin Spark.
Any weapon is a good weapon now.
Here.
Here you go.
Here, 3F grade.
Bull.
Why not?
Great.
wall
Why not great
More electric damage shock bullets
Okay
I don't think this is co-op, I don't think it is.
come through come through come through
Oh
Souls consumed by crux. I don't know what the fuck that mechanic is. Embers sword, melee
weapon, uh, electric damage, plus one bounce, minus one pierce. Why not? Why not?
My night, but whoops I don't know what
Holy spear.
Just keep upgrading this shit. That was a huge IPA. That was a massive buff.
Need to let the crux fill up.
So is Asher just always killing shit in the range of the crux?
I guess you want to rush the objectives and just stay in the middle
I need melee?
I don't know about that.
I guess I'm dying.
I'm about to chill!
Dude, what the fuck, man?
I don't know. I don't think I'm doing that right.
I don't know, I don't think I'm doing that right.
Wee, I have no defense.
Vortex emitter.
I could attach, but I'm gonna try to go for five weapons.
How the fuck?
Is that not a massive DPS increase?
Yeah, I'm just gonna go for weapons.
Even though I can literally fuse these.
Ugh, I'm fucking off using whatever.
I'll find another one.
Oh, I need one more weapon.
Yeah, what happens at 15 of 15?
I feel the damage.
Oh, I'll avoid the purple shit on the ground.
How does that step on one?
Am I so blind with these fucking flags?
Oh yeah, look, I thought I died.
Airstrike? What the hell? I mean, it's ranged.
It's rain. It still increases weapon damage to the end of the wave.
My dips! My dips!
Change weapon type to airstrike. We're experimenting here people. We are experimenting here
It looks like there's solid build variety
Boots
I think the airstrikes are good.
Come on!
Wow they do not like when you go in that corner. What the hell?
I regret my decisions.
You cannot permit a buzzer lock on their own heads. Wait, does this game keep going after...
...uhhhh...
...hmmm.
Fuck man.
Holy spear.
Maybe I do one more.
Oh, I know he doesn't.
Na na na na na na na na na na...
Sniper Rifle... melee... full melee build.
Full Mal-E. Full Mal-E.
I know, this just makes me realize I need to keep playing my P.O.E. character.
I'll take that actually.
Fuck it, with one air strike.
Air strike?
Wait, air strike fucking cannon.
Well, every time I spear, I shoot a cannon with a shockmall.
Where the fuck is the airstrake?
I'm not seeing any airstrakes.
If anything, I guess the way to build a variety is just kind of interesting in this game.
It's like a patch and combine and like kind of morph things a lot.
I don't see any other attack there.
Upgrades? What in the f*** is this shite?
Plus one projectiles.
I've heard a ship of dreams that uh, yeah.
You know what, I'm building something here.
Can you change your primary?
Uh, I don't think so.
Oh, yes, you can.
In the beginning, it's just one crusader and there's like 12 weapons you can choose from
for your starter weapon.
I'm going to pretend this actually affects this.
Damage
It's it is it is potato coated. Yes
There's like weapon combination combining
It's you it seems like you can get decent build right though
That's the biggest difference I see or what stands out in this game
It seems like there's a lot more mixing and matching.
I don't see how this is not air strike though, I don't see how that works.
Oh, so it's not in that cause...
I made my electric attack a thunderbolt.
I made it a nurse strike.
Meow, meow.
Everything else has an enemy, each skill increases.
I might lock that for another projectile.
I'm just gonna make, I would just do all a bunch of holy spears, with a bunch of projectiles.
I don't really see my other one even going off.
I
Guess purple your leads
I don't know what edex are
I'm not sure
What the hell that's talking about I don't seem it is a resource to use yet
Oh, is that it if it's a crux tap? Oh
Oh, I'm not, I refuse to combine, I will combine that.
Weapon Elemental, it's a holy damage, holy build.
Oh, I would actually take that.
Alright, holy build with random ass fucking fire.
Now fuck that, get this shit out of here.
My main thing is, I can't tell if I like the Rotano-esque pacing for this game.
I was coming into this thinking it was going to be like a 30 minute to endless gameplay
building.
So even the structure of the game is Britannolite, where there will be a boss at the end.
Honestly, he did pull off the Diablo immortal look, just so it looks like Diablo immortal.
I did look at blizzards like, fuck you, I could do that too!
I then made this game.
radius do I even have anything that explodes explosion chance minus 15 so
no
what I don't even have anything that explodes it's like missiles electric
Can not bounce always pierces. Oh shit the build
It's a build
I mean, let's let's let's test it out we got no explosion anyways
I guess I'm good at making builds, bro. I need some lifesteal now.
Give me some lifesteal and weird chilling.
I still don't know how the fuck you're supposed to unlock that Souls of Cruck shit.
I don't know if I'm supposed to not collect any of those, and then they all get absorbed at the end?
To the crux?
I don't know!
Pick up range, range...
Uh, I'll take that, actually, why not?
Plus one projectiles, minus one pierce...
Whoa.
Minus 20 damage, but plus 3 projectiles.
Whoa.
Let's experiment with this thing.
Yeah, what if I just don't pick up any X-Tree?
It's like the crux needs to level up by absorbing all of that shit.
So I'm gonna try and just like not collect.
You haven't unlocked the crux yet, but it looks like it's supposed to absorb the blue
shit to unlock it.
Alright, I'm gonna set the tutorial a little unlocked by itself.
That makes more sense.
I don't want those builds to bring to them yet.
We got a lot of damage coverage.
Mungy!
Critical hits cause heavy stagger, freeze chance, frost bullets.
Sure, brother.
Random electric frost.
sounds cool. Our holy, holy frost.
Reduces character skill cooldown after each kill.
Here's some crit.
HP Rate Dodge? No, less Steel. Yikes. I'll save.
New Weapon Lightning Bullet
All right, all right, easy.
There's shit on the ground.
It's not fun.
Some of them you can pop, but I think if they're purple you can't pop them.
You can't play survivor games anymore.
Yeah, survivor games need to be exceptional now. This one's all right.
I converted holy spear holy damage holy molly holy molly HP steal
I don't know if those are the right choices, I'm not sure.
Sometimes you just gotta press some buttons and it's crazy.
Sometime you gotta press the bind, and then you gotta break.
I might be live at 10am tomorrow because of the Nintendo event,
Or I might just say fuck it and go live at noon and watch it after.
We'll save.
More demons here
Hey from Mario 8 buddy
Oh, yeah, they're probably gonna have a big presentation on the from software game
And then if Zelda is real, that'd be amazing.
Converted machine gun.
Okay. Mario Kart DLC. First voice acted. It's gonna be the first voice acted. All right,
and that makes sense as a matter.
Yeah, we're going to see a lot on the From Software game.
Very sure. It's probably going to be a deep dive into it.
I'm still not fully sold on that game. It looks questionable.
Good luck, Ploeter.
I think I'm bad, I think I'm...
I think I'm rough.
What is this?
Oh.
What is this, oh.
Whoa!
You know, the most effective upgrade of time, followed by Death's Bloods.
uh well, shit, bro
holy
I was like nothing no damage.
Oh, yeah, didn't they already announce the movie for Zelda?
That's gonna be, uh...
Ah, it's gonna be a drunken one.
It's already woke.
Buddy, I hope it's the fucking lokiest cloak you've ever fucking seen, dude.
I hope whatever your fucking definition of that shit is, and everywhere you look, it's the most lokiest shit ever.
I hope.
It'll be hilarious.
It's the lokiest of the loke.
Why are you in a cringe so hard?
All right, this is the last level now, right there, did we make it?
Oh my god, but I need it!
Change weapon to a laser.
Alright, open up a holy laser.
The holiest of razors.
The last one is a holy shit. That was a DPS loss
MMMROOOOOOOMMMM
MMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Master
Master!
Let's hit these roll
DOMARU!
Build a check, build a check, build a check, build a check,
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Unlocked Mercy, do I have to rebuild my shit?
Is the cathedral a Temple-Eyes Hop from now on?
You can start rebuilding new structures...
New Structures.
AHHHHHH
there it is!
Ah
Okay brother
Interesting.
I wonder, do I continue my character? That'd be great if I did it.
I don't think you do, though. Something tells me it's a brand new character on Act 2.
Oh and I have Spectre Unlocked.
EEEEEE!
That's cool man, it's a decent game. It's alright, some people will enjoy it.
It's a Gucci Marduda.
It's a Gucci Mardudle.
Chat, where are we going next boys?
Where are we going next?
What's the plan here?
Should I play Fortune Mill?
Should I? When are the NBA Finals, by the way? Are they today or tomorrow? Or neither?
Game three is tonight.
I'm not going to play Trials Survivors, dude. I just played that other shit, man.
Call war dog deads and ass.
Uh, for some keys?
Agreed.
Fuck, I shouldn't have left this on yesterday.
God damn it.
Okay, I really don't- I don't like the scratch card mechanic at all, it's fucking slob.
It's from the idol onbev?
I don't know who that is
All right seven point should I should I just go up here where am I headed? Holy fuck
All gold nuggets are 0.02x more valuable? Why is that so expensive?
Alright, now that's always going to drop shit.
Get the rat? I already have the rat.
I don't think the trial is worth doing.
Uh oh. Oh wait.
Wait.
Mmmmmmmmmmm.
Fuck.
I still gotta get a multiplier.
How the fuck do you lotto up to a million?
This is the shittiest level.
It's gonna come down to all of this trash.
I need to just keep slowly upping.
Money man, how does it get a rack up dollar symbols and avoid monsters?
Come with plus one more
Yeah, I'm gonna I could say for the green ticket I'm gonna say for the green ticket
Can we get I'm about to get
Oh wait, avoid the monster?
Lives?
Oh, but once you do it, you're fucked.
Wow, that was fucking horrible.
Oh, I can just keep doing this?
Oh.
Too late.
Oh wait.
Oh, okay, you get 1.15, I don't know, I think you get 1.15.
Okay, you get 1.15. I don't know. I think if you get four of those, you get something.
Best win?
Sure, man.
There they are, General Monecal, the number of their best wins from all ticket types.
We get the Accounting Toad in 1500.
else I save. Alright. And then I can go back to the other game. What?! I was paused on
the trial? Oh my god.
Why are we throwing darts with rats in the sewer?
This guy escaped some like weird creature and now he's trying to get through the sewers
that they all require.
Different amounts of money to pass through.
So that's what he's doing here.
I don't, I don't say how that's worth it, 2% is nothing here.
100 million
He's cute
Fire darts secret shop ratatouille
Rattling gunner shoots. Oh, but it's like a specific type of shit
Unlock the shadow realm where you must defeat the bosses for permanent gold multiplier.
What?
I'm gonna get that.
You're not gonna shoot faster, your rally gunner's dark cannot also be imbued by magic.
I'm trying to make this motherfucker literally be at the fastest gunner in the world.
Alright, I'm on a mission to get him to a thousand yards a minute.
Okay, where's the shadow rat? What the fuck?
Oh shh! What?!
Uh, what's the catch?
Okay.
Alright.
Okay, I'm gonna get 5162 million.
You got 10 minute cooldown?
This is some cookie clicker brain rot?
You know what brother?
You're not wrong.
This dude always playing the weirdest games.
This dude, I always come in here and he's playing the weirdest shit.
Now look at my following list, it's Call of Duty, Call of Duty, Fortnite, Fortnite,
and I look at this fucking guy and he's playing the weirdest shit.
Why don't you play the other times with the other people?
Was that close to you?
How close was I?
Spot on.
Yeah.
Ah! Holy shit! Ow!
All three servings are on our mark.
You super duper shit!
Do you want the super duper shit?
No.
I want the Gatling Gunner.
To fucking go.
Are you fucking kidding me bro?
I just invested 10 million on your ass!
You better spin that shit faster!
Shhh!
Dude, the platinum? Where the fuck is the platinum, dude?
All I know is where the 25th mark. Where the fuck is the platinum? I haven't seen any. It's on gold.
What am I missing? Where do you get the platinum from?
You have- you get the platinum in the trial?
What the fuck?
No?
This is how you get the gold multiplier.
No, this- oh wait, the platinum does drop in the trial mode.
What the hell?
So now it's a double mechanic. You get the gold multiplier and platinum drops.
So the only way to get this is by doing this on CD.
Okay.
Oh, he actually picks up a decent amount.
I can't tell how good that shirt is, I really can't.
Oh my god.
Where is the control playthrough before the second one?
It is definitely after...
It's definitely after right now,
but definitely before control two.
So you're close, you're close on the timeline.
What is this, brain dead game?
You need to have a little bit of brain activity. Did you have to hit left click?
Okay
Get all the zeros yeah
But I remember our plus one second longer that one sucks ass
50 million 10 million 1% gold value for every upgrade level in the year gold shop. I
Don't see how that's worth it
That, I can do 10 million, but 10 million won is worth.
Y'all lava flame!
Droppin' 20 gifties!
God damn, bro!
Thank you, man.
Thank you, bro!
You're gonna need to do that, man. Thank you, though, man.
Oh, they're more valuable? Okay. Thank you, man.
Wait, is this actually your game? Lava? Oh, you are.
Oh, nice, man.
That's cool, bro. The gold nuggets are fun to collect.
You know, you know?
Turned into hashtag ad bro.
I never, I didn't know he was gonna show up.
I had no idea.
Alright, let me see here, replaying a Sekiro?
Uh, yeah, I will, eventually.
I even have Gears of War downloaded.
Cause I said it was over, it was okay.
And they're dragging a corpse, so I decided to download it to see if I'm wrong.
Plus it'll be a good blast from the past to play it again, cause I played it like 20 years ago.
All right, let's see, I kind of ignored the Lotto.
I'm not a huge fan of the Lotto shit.
Billyon!
You're Billyon!
I'm gonna get the accountant, bro.
He looks super fucking stressed, bro.
We're gonna get him, though.
We're gonna get him.
We're gonna hire him.
Please, don't! Please!
Don't hire me!
We're gonna hire him.
Don't!
Please, don't!
Please, don't hire me!
higher we're gonna do it so does go to the automation
I need solar punk today.
I remember playing the beta and it was alright.
Is it significantly better?
That's actually a hold up.
MMMMHM...
Holy shit.
La Cera, you're so good!
Really?
Okay, I need 700 more. I want the toad, bro.
I don't understand how this works, I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing, but somehow
it's working. Somehow it's working!
I have three lives!
They both look like bandits that kill you.
Yeah, I'm gonna just, I'm gonna chill there.
How's this doing?
I'll do what I got and way more.
Close.
There it is.
Come on.
Get me.
Get me with it.
Get me.
There it is.
I think that was Bullseye.
Shadow Realm? I don't got deeps for the Shadow Realm. I definitely don't.
That million?
Okay, get it. It has to be good.
One billion, by the way.
Why not?
Make that a little bigger.
I'm not as well maxed this out, because I'm getting so much shit now, I'm getting like
300,000 apiece.
The discount's only 1% it seems like it's not that good.
I'm so close to that.
Okay, so any enemy just gets this takes off in life.
You're just hunting the dollars while you're doing too late.
Oh, one more and I got it!
the bills the bills
did how the fuck are all three of you in the same corner you motherfuckers
Hey!
Oh fuck!
Or my shirt.
Crazy cash circles!
Scratch size.
Generating 30% of all your best wins.
No, he doesn't want to be here.
Wait, so does the auto scratch?
30% of your best wins is actually kind of nice so he's always generating shit
What am I missing on the-
Oh my god, wait a minute
Yeah, the account is
What the f-
Why wouldn't she max it out?
That's amazing.
Lots of high roller heist tickets, try to find gems without getting detected.
One percent more of all the...one percent more?
Mmm...your green money maze meta ticket comes with plus two more columns.
New dollars reward on green tickets that can now be up to two X more.
Hold the unorange tickets.
Jackpot.
Two more columns. Save the rest.
One jackpot.
Okay.
Sure.
What are we getting on the jackpot?
Show me the get it.
Wow.
Okay.
If there's one, there's got to be two more, right?
Okay.
Nope.
You need three.
Sometimes there's just not three, so they're useless.
Unless you get money, even on one.
Do do do.
Not thinking I'm a bad sponsor,
but supporting Gamba on stream?
Yeah, shit.
You're right.
I should just get paid instead.
You're right.
Thank you for thinking about me.
You're right.
I should take the sponsor you're right
1.4 x fall is right
Dude, the jackpot's a fuckin' scumas.
Uh, maybe there's a boost of chance of finding a jackpot by 10,000.
Wasn't there a 25? I'm not gonna need a dollar symbol.
Start with plus one extra lives.
Can't get my brand's number out of your orange tickets.
Might as well.
How are we doing here holy shit a hundred million
Oh, yeah, wow, okay.
Repelio!
I count turns, turns 1% of your wins, all the other wins in the gold shop are 2% cheaper.
Bother
101 million
Is psychic studies worth?
90 billion?! What the fuck is this, dude?!
I'm gonna upgrade my ship.
I gotta upgrade my dart to max.
That's what I need to do.
I'm gonna stay for a full dart build now.
Even though I also want to...
After I dump this...
I'm ready to eat.
188, yo, he's getting there, he's getting there.
Oh shit, oh shit, he's cooking now, he's going.
He's going.
Look at that rate, god damn!
I remember when we met, you were just shooting one dart a minute.
Oh, bug.
It was just a little shit!
Oh my god, what happened?
Oh shit, 1.5x rattling gunner speed and...
Oh shit, dude.
Yo!
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
Holy shit.
I like double his speed.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Hit that blue, bro.
Hit that blue.
We need you to hit that shit.
All right, 5 out of 50 by the way on hitting bullseye.
Someone do the math.
Okay, so I... oh, okay, so I can finish?
Okay, one jackpot gives you no money.
No way.
There's one there.
Okay, okay, one thousand damn
Best win by far.
Wow.
Really?
Wow, 17, okay.
Triple jackpot is rare, obviously.
Plus one more rose on the Green Money Madness.
One more column.
I'll upgrade these.
Yeah, these are probably randomly better than the green tickets.
I bet it's better than the green tickets.
Do the whole row.
Down the column, down, through the row.
Sure, sure, sure.
Sure.
Sure, what more are these? 5,000?
Plus two column?
How much have we gotten here?
Once the next 10k, I might wait for that.
This guy needs a million for us to move on, by the way.
Ow.
How we doing?
How are we doing?
Getting worse.
I don't think I have enough DPS yet.
That was heavy.
That should help heavily.
6, 24, 4, 1 million.
If it's a million, I'll take it.
13 million.
Yeah, everything else is a shit ton now.
What's the next one?
7, what the fuck?
769 billion?
Oh my god.
Okay, I don't think I can kill this dude at all.
although this day okay wait he actually does a shit ton of DPS now my rat brother is fucking
fucking off
close close close close
Whatever.
Every five minutes you don't enter the shadow, it gives one mark each for boost damage.
Oh my god, that whole fucking row, really?
Dude.
Okay.
I'm like the high roller, heist ticket, the light ticket.
Oh, I will actually do that.
Higher chance of a black... um, a, uh, not a blackjack, a fuckin' jackpot.
Dollar value symbol upgrade.
Oh my god, you can just hold down that mouse click.
Oh my god, that changed the whole game!
What do we do here?
Jail?
Jail.
What the fuck?
Oh, you're just trying to find one...
Got it.
Oh, there can be more than one?
Each one is a thousand?
Oh, shit.
Oh shit, that was just a terrible ticket.
Insane ticket.
Oh wait, I didn't get triple jackpot?
You're gonna have plus one row.
But it's not...
Increase the chance to block damage from the ghost monster.
Our orange version of the ticket now comes with plus one and more row.
I'll take a rise to this.
Take a prize.
I could save for that.
90 billion, by the way.
Well, that sounds like an interesting idea.
Let's wait...
I'm not sure if I can get to this room by myself, but I will.
I wish I could.
I'll be there in a minute.
I'll see you at the door.
Bye.
See you.
Bye.
I feel like it's faster just to lose... just burn the ticket.
Right?
Wow, I do not want a jackpot here.
Mmm, m'llashi starry night delight take it find a full column of snowflakes to win.
Snowflake!
Befriend the Abacus frog,blood to a flake, you now get XP
by playing tickets and each level up boosts the money made on that ticket forever.
Now what the fuck man? Why is he sad?
Won't he sad?
Yikes.
Come on, brother.
We got him.
We got the Frosch.
We got him.
Oh my god, he's just a little...
He's just a baby?
When turned on, all your scratchers will get used automatically.
earn dollars as well as adequate XP from them all. Wait, he auto does shit? And he levels up?
He auto scratches?
He's okay dude. He plays the game for you?
Let's get a more XP.
Why not?
Why not? Why not? Why not? Up at all. Up at all. 31. More accuracy. I can just forever
be upgraded.
Arbos, we're hitting up that game.
We're hitting up that game.
Shwikapika, Shwikapika!
It's time to make some hot dogs.
I don't think so.
Op delivery, probably.
Yo, Gigi's love of flip.
was cool bro I want to see 3k today 3k what
All righty hold up hold up
Can you be addicted to Suica?
I could play some sweet command I could I could do it I could do it it's right
I could load it up fast.
Don't do it.
Yeah.
How about some new demos?
There's like some okay demos that I played a couple.
They're all right.
They should make Suica an armor.
I agree.
Great idea.
Someone pitch it.
I heard 1666 was a little potato, so I was like,
I'm not gonna, I'm not even gonna try to play it.
I'm just gonna wait until it like, something comes out.
Yeah, wait till it fully comes out or something.
Yo, the moon, dude.
Alright, beggar RP, engage.
Oh my God, everybody's a private.
Dude, it's all privates at night.
Are you kidding me, bro?
Are you kidding me, brother?
Oh, what the fuck is this?
I'd probably say yes.
Right now.
Waiting for the Lord of the Ring KCD2 game?
You're gonna wait four years, man.
Is it fresh?
Yeah, did this just start? Is this fresh?
If your flying supplies do not go over the site, stay away from the lighthouses.
You heard him.
Whoa.
Who shot that missile?
Hey, Lord Smoke, are you there, dude?
whoa who shot that missile yeah Lord smoke regulated yeah large mark
yeah let me show you this let me show you this give him a second give him a
second. Yeah, come on, I'm asking him right now. Hey, y'all, Lord smart, can you
uh, spot in a supply heli real quick?
Give him a second, he heard, he heard. He's playing Barbie. Yeah, he's playing Barbie
right now, I asked him.
Yeah, Lord Smoke, whenever you're ready, we need a Huey on the front line to supply Huey.
Just need the keys.
Hold on, I need that light to go in the dark!
Give him a second.
Let him be, let him be, guys.
Let him be.
Chill.
let him get situated and then he'd be like what's up here you go yo what up
way dong the one and only no way we back on Arma dude Arma
drop the green NVGs I like my NVG is dude
yeah large mark when I very good bro we need to supply helly pronto captain
asked yep yeah I'm talking to him right now I know we're about to lose the game
I know I know we need supplies at the front line or else we're gonna lose and then yeah
He's almost done
Why
You have Michigan
There it is. There it is. Sergeant number two.
We can't be advised we have to fish in the lake. Round down!
Six points on the way.
Now we gotta do it from beggar RP to glazed RP.
Yeah, sure. Let me ask him. Hey, Ron, John, we need a supply, Hadley, bro. You got your CD up, by any chance?
Get some supplies to the front line, brother.
I bet you don't crash, so you probably got your CD up, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just run supplies to make your brother.
Oh, no, I think Captain said we need a supply in Michigan
You fuck the transport heli man, they don't transport shit. Yeah, why are these are these they nerf these NVGs?
They used to be so much better
All right, yo nice man. Are you doing the supply run or something? Oh
Oh, yeah, could you give me the keys to your here?
Oh, yeah, there you go, sure.
Oh, good, oh good.
Dude, what the hell happened, dude?
Shift scroll doesn't do shit, they ruined these.
These were so good.
Built-in fucking illuminator?
What did they do to these?
Yeah, we're gonna die.
All right, chill boys, load up.
One second.
Now I gotta play Barbie.
I don't know which one, bro.
Where are the fucking military weeds?
Which one do I get?
I
Me for us the same shit. Hi boys, here we go. Let's move. Let's move
I like amber
We're hot dropping on Michigan boys load up
Ten percent chance of survival
Are we full?
Why not a rain
Yeah, we're lifting from main base we're leaving
I
Let's go whatever
Depends on the day friend good thing today Saturday, so I don't usually crash
It's not so much you just take a truck
What are you boys doing, huh?
Amber's actually kind of hard to tell, I feel like I'm in like a...
Oh my god, like a fucking documentary.
Okay, ouch.
AHH!
Everybody's dead. Holy shit!
Is anyone alive?
We're gonna live boys.
You're fine dude, you're fine.
Yeah, we got shot down by a a
Got shot down by a
Ah, we're going back to glazing. We're going back to glazing.
Zero, probably you get a cool down up for a heli.
Ah, this is the guy that gave it to me earlier.
Yeah, Lieutenant, we need a supply heli if you can spawn a supply loaver.
He's like, wait a minute.
Yeah, I wasn't flying the last one. Someone else picked the...
Just one more bro, just one more bro please. Just one more, man.
Wait, you can't hear me?
Wait, you can't hear me bro?
Talk to me man, talk to me. What?
How did he know?
What the hell? You know what it is?
Oh, yeah, can you hear me now?
Brother, can you hear me now?
No, wait, the keys, the keys!
No, the keys!
The keys, bro, the keys!
The keys, brother!
Morse code by jumping you see he understands he understands
So he understands. He gets it. He understands.
You? Right there!
why hello buddy hello mr. barber yeah what the fuck man did he leave this shit
he did he did he did he did all right
oh my god the sun the Sun God
That is what it means.
Test. Test. What the fuck?
Test. What?
Test. How is this not working?
Test.
SSSSS. How is this not working?
It's so much.
So where are we going guys?
There's nothing normally
I don't know why actual might isn't working so weird sss I have no idea
I'm sorry, sorry.
What's going on?
They're right around the base, but we need some defense.
You guys can do defense work at Andre.
That's what we need to do.
Baby, let me see if I can get the last one.
Get in! Get in! Get in!
Yeah, get in
Here they come here they come
Shit man, I don't know why I didn't work in
Yeah, I can hear me.
I think with armor you need to restart.
You can't just switch the device.
Pretty sure.
Yeah, you have to like completely restart armor.
It's not just armor.
I don't know where to drop these guys off. Maybe I'll just go to Michigan and drop them off.
Troll your teammates by crashing into a tree. Okay. Good idea.
I don't know if I'm supposed to hot drop these guys or if they're gonna be shooting on Michigan.
Let's see what happens.
Yeah, I let the guns roar, dude.
We got two gunners.
Get no ammo in this shit.
Just spray the base.
Shoot anything before we get shot.
This is super aggressive.
You think war dogs will replace armor?
Not, I don't know. This game does so much stuff right, it depends.
This game has like a lot of fine detail added to it, especially the audio design.
That is a guy we should shoot.
We're smoking pretty bad, let's put a style on the ground, okay?
Okay, how about a possible kill?
Prepare to throw a quack.
Uh, gun run on train.
We just got over night time, right?
The sun's coming up in the east.
Alright.
Ranch that ship, ranch that ship, bro. I kinda want to deliver this.
Wait, they left.
I thought they were gonna fix it. Okay.
Actually, no, I'll fix it. I have a wrench.
How's that wait a minute hold on but I'm smoking and smoking
What you can't wrench any of this
Oh my god, that was not at me, all right.
Oh my god.
I gotta do a little shitty supply runs, but better than nothing.
I have to restart my game to fix my shit, I don't feel like doing that.
I can hit sergeant and then restart for my mic.
Steve, voice settings isn't picking shit up for some reason.
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
I might die with these supplies, but someone's gotta do it.
I'm not gonna lie, it's not so many people are on, I'm actually getting a hundred times.
It's kind of nice.
Fuck, I missed the landing. God damn it.
Fuck you, you know I'm trying to help, I'm gonna go to the next one.
I got her, I got her, I got her, I got her, I got her, I got her.
AHH!
Please, I'm just a supply runner, even though that's a very important role, so killing me makes sense.
Well, fuck you!
What?!
Oh.
I'm gonna say that was no XP.
Oh, shit, give me a fucking idea!
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out!
I'm just a pilot, I'm just a pilot!
Oh fuck, oh fuck!
Hey, hey, hey!
Dude, come on man, I might actually be able to spawn and get it, or this is gonna be horrible,
let's see.
Oh god, oh god, no!
My baby!
Extinguish it!
Oh god. Oh god. No, my baby extinguish it
It won't blow up it won't blow up I have a wrench
Come on come on come on it's okay. It's okay. It just looks bad
Breathe breathe breathe
Well, let me see you.
Journey, wait, I don't think he blew it up.
Okay, that sounded like something fell off.
Hello?
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
What the hell is this?
Test?
Yes, so weird. It works on Windows.
It works on Windows but doesn't work in ARMA. Like what? Hello, hello.
So random. Works on sound recorder on Windows.
It's the 7th one that carries the most, uh, supplies.
Okay, restart anyways.
It takes like two seconds.
I keep my rank.
It's not the restart.
Two seconds.
Fast, fast, two seconds.
All right.
Fast restart, already back in.
Okay, here we go, here we go.
I
Hate being surrounded by a bunch of private news
news. Hey man.
Pretty sure hot rods over here at Mewtel. Hey yo,
Corporal, let me ask you right now. Hey yo, Corporal, you got a little burn CD up.
Commander said we need supplies up on Pronto. Just go around it.
Actual Delta. Yep, I need you to give me a supply board right now.
We're gonna lose, bro. We're gonna lose. Yeah, we're doing it right now.
We're doing it right now. We're doing it right now. We'll be there soon.
Alright, Huey works as well. Huey works.
I know, one of you, I need to supply Helly with the keys right now or else we're losing.
Yeah, we're coming to the front line right now.
You found him. Fuck it. I couldn't come up there.
Yeah, I would have been sure.
There's so much hand-grabbing here.
Everywhere.
You know what you have?
All right, hook me up with the keys, bro.
We're on our way, Corporal.
We're on our way.
Right there where you have a piece.
We got the heli.
All right.
I'm, uh...
I'm gonna...
I'm on there.
All right, good shit, man.
Good shit.
I have a radio, by the way.
All right, we out.
I'm not getting any XP here, but it's okay
You ready for this brother?
You ready for this?
I start having a co-pilot watch me train
Oh my god my Xbox control there, what the fuck it's drifting
Oh my god, I had Cheeto dusted it, oh good.
Oh, there it is, nice.
All good, all good.
Yeah, all good.
Now it is bro!
You like that X-Bone event yesterday?
You gonna catch it?
You wanna play your seer?
Yeah.
Where do you wanna head?
I
Go Brooklyn makes sense. It's all heavy though. It's a lot of
My chance of death there
All right
Ah, the sunrise. It's so beautiful. It's so beautiful.
I love the sun, man. It's so beautiful, bro.
Last time I landed here an RPG blew my shit out so yeah
I- oh my god that's why that's why
What the hell it is
What the hell even was that, man?
I
Yeah, good shit sergeant good shit, bro. We need an I need to spot another one of these we got the cool down, brother
All good
Yeah, lieutenant you got a little bird supply CDF by the chance
You got a little bird supply run CDF by the chance, bro
I had no idea. I think that aftershock killed us or some shit. There was nothing. There was no indication.
I have no clue what to do about it. Thank you.
I'm here.
Ah, boys, relax!
Five runs, no excuse!
OST? OST? What am I listening to?
I have no idea.
Five runs minimum.
Yeah buddy, yeah!
I'm gonna play it safe and just transfer to Richmond.
Brooklyn, this is death.
This might be a little too base heavy at Ambien.
Miss a micro-ass XP.
That was an INFILM! OH MY GOD! OH FUCKING NO!
She still saw me. Bro! Come on man! Where is this guy? How the fuck do you be showing me
that whole time?! Oh, but this guy's gonna survive. I was right next
Oh wait, he died. He died, too.
Yo. I have AA and Tyrone shooting.
Hell is down. Careful.
He went down there.
AA and Tyrone, be careful.
Two Hellies went down there.
Yo Bambi, you got a CD up for a supply heli buddy chance?
PLEASE BROTHER PLEASE!
Yes, bro, you got a supply heli CD up by any chance?
Always have, I'm sure that works, thank you, man, thank you.
Appreciate you, bro
Yes, I only have a billion dollars worth of damage. It's not that bad
We're in the trillions now Bob billion fucking nickel for talking trillions bro billions like a nickel
I don't think anybody's gonna kill that AI, no way.
I'm going to go all the way around.
Where am I headed here, I gotta go.
I don't know where the helipad is coming up here, I'm trying to avoid this fucking town.
Brooklyn Fairland.
Nope.
Where the fuck is the hell about?
Dude, I literally got shot down, like, right near in this fucking field.
I was no one killed this, hey, hey.
No auto hover, no auto hover.
Come on, baby, come on, baby.
Come on, baby, come on.
Brother, just land this shit.
Go a little forward.
I'm trying not to kill the fucking tail.
Holy shit!
Oh my god!
That was not... I was gonna nose into the ground!
You only shot at not me, I just said what the fuck!
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out. I don't know who the fuck that was.
Oh, they're in the trees.
Oh
Holy SHIT!
Where is the compass on the...
Where is the compass on the- oh there it is.
Why do we need supplies, ass?
You can stay, you can stay with supplies.
A more chance on the map.
There you go.
Oh, what are you trying to take out of that tree, motherfucker?
Oh, the fuck, oh, no, no, no, no, take that shit out, take that shit out!
Take that shit out of my shit, bro!
Take that shit out of here!
Private, get your fucking nasty crates out of my shit!
What are you doing, man?
Wait, I can't unload the shit he put in?
What?
You fucked it up man, you fucked it up.
You fucked it up man.
I gotta transport your garbage.
I gotta transport your shit!
We are getting hit with gun runs on low-stone.
Good.
Yeah, where are supplies needed?
Oh, what the fuck, Matt?
I think you hit Max-Carry?
No.
Sure, there's pressure on pressure.
I need my Brooklyn.
I'm heading to it.
I don't have any supplies.
Yeah, it's better to go towards the east.
The most tourist-flying place on survive-insert-so-sacrifice-carb-relief-to-mage.
The hell, dude? Who's tagging me here?
Must have been friendly.
Am I being chased by a heli right now, or is that front light?
Dude, Brooklyn is so scary to deliver supplies to.
I swear someone's trolling right now.
Oh dude, this is a good sign to not land here.
Bro, that's a Russian fucking helly right there, dude.
Oh, shit!
Yeah, fuck that, dude, they got AA camping.
The helipad placement at Brooklyn.
Fuck it, I'll deliver.
Get back! Get back! Get back!
We're on fire! Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!
I gotta land it! I gotta land it!
I think something's on fire.
Something burning?
No, I have no flares.
I'm being chased. I have no flares left.
Oh shit, what the hell?
Oh my god, there's literally an attack helicopter landed on the shore and he just RPG'd a heli
in the distance.
There's an enemy heli pilot.
Why is he making that noise?
We're on fire!
Land it, land it, land it.
Come on baby!
Easy!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, don't die, don't die, don't die!
Get the base get the base
Let's go let's go
Please open air dynamic
Fuck the rotors out
I've been here before
Come on live
live
I've done this before bro
Come on!
Aw, am I spinning through the trees?
I'm not, I can't, it's, it's, cause my shit's damaged.
I still need supplies I've brought my...
I can't get back in my barn any...
I need to get back on the bay with the...
Fuck!
I don't think supplies weigh you down in this game.
Yeah, I don't think that's the thing in this game.
Okay.
It doesn't matter.
You don't have to start or stop, you can repair when the thing's spinning in the air, it doesn't matter.
Chad, if you don't like the spin, shut your fucking monitor off, alright?
Because the only way to get this to work, as soon as I accelerate, the rotors make it, so I start spinning.
Because it's damaged.
But there's a chance I can lift.
before I hit this tree and blow up.
I
why is feel flashing cuz I got shot up
chat you're acting bro I literally just barely survived we were gonna shop all
like 10 soldiers the fucking tree ruined it but I think it's still working
it's just a little red red doesn't mean broken red means injured
Why is your shit mic'ing?
What are you doing?
Stop that shit.
Help!
Okay.
What a mood!
Thank you, man. Thank you. I'm gonna wrap back the base.
I don't got a bank for a helibro, I'm uh, promoted.
Yeah, you got your CD up for another little bird buddy chance?
Good flying, brother, good flying.
Hey guys, it's you who's just flying, brother.
We'll be back to the home home, make it feel good.
You're flying, my brother!
Yeah, you got a CDF for your supply, little bird.
Better flying than you? Yeah, and better than you too, motherfucker.
What's for dinner?
I don't know, like steak and avocado or something?
Simple.
I can spawn a Huey, but if you can give me a little bird I'd take it.
I can spawn a Huey, but if you can give me a little bird, I'd take it.
Da-da-da-da-da!
Technically the same run, because I didn't die.
Do a truck run.
Ah, truck runs are private tasks.
Just require Americans to obsess with steak.
It's boring and bland.
You think chicken tastes better?
I think it's just a fast, easy protein,
and you can just season it,
and it tastes pretty good,
and you clearly have a good steak.
He's baiting. He's baiting.
I agree. I don't need steak. I mean, if I had to expel protein, if I had to choose protein, I would just eat chicken and turkey.
Oh wait, shit.
Oh yeah, thank you, bro!
Yeah, thank you, man!
That guy!
The steak doesn't even need anything.
I just have like a seasoning and then season that shit and put it on a stainless steel pan.
And butter and garlic to finish it up.
And then avocado, gg.
Salt, pepper, and like maybe whatever the fuck else.
Is in the seasoning.
I don't remember.
Why avocado? Because avocado is healthy?
Is it good or bad?
It's a whole food?
How hot is uh, Brooklyn right now?
For landing?
Fuck that shit. I'm on a Richmond.
You need at least Richmond to get a motherfucking little bird I can spell myself.
NEMEMEMEMEME!
Oh
I'm a kind of a zoomer for
Buddy this whole fucking server's hot. Why is this guy here in Richmond and Brooklyn?
How is this guy just killing people at the helipad?
I think he's in that window.
Because the windows are broken which makes me think you shot out of that window you piece of shit.
So I'm gonna go look and look.
I'm gonna look.
Why are you getting out of the hell the anyways?
Because I had to land to drop supplies off.
Okay, I'm just gonna bleed out here.
Yeah, careful landing at Richmond, there's like someone shooting to the hill about it.
It's really not that deep chat. Avocado is good for you, especially with a steak.
You get your protein, you get your fat,
and then, fuck it, I dunno, throwin' like...
That's all you need, no cards.
Why are you being weird about the fuckin' avocados?
Isn't that like...
Isn't that like, food diet basic 101?
A fuckin' avocado for pets?
Exactly.
Look at him.
There's no way an Aston get that spell.
Everyone's fighting on him.
Aw, what?
Most people are on him, actually.
They think me, I'd say like 10% maybe, are on right now.
A team meeting.
Mother!
I'm working on the memory.
I don't need them to gaslight me, I know what I know.
I don't think this guy needs these supplies anymore, maybe.
Oh yeah, you can just throw some rice in for the card.
I don't know how the hell they've defended Brooklyn still, because it's like a death
I think carbs are bad.
I want to say carbs aren't bad, they're just the easiest thing that is the easiest thing
to make you fuck your calorie intake.
Unless you eat like potatoes, sourdough, or rice, a small portion, but then like a fucking
cookie, you're shitting on it with the carbs and the sugar.
Carbs are just so easy to consume like you need so much bread. It's so good, but then you're just like new to your shit
What I mean is carbs are just so delicious
There's so many good carbs, but they're they add up and that's what fucks you up
Same with pasta like it's so good
Getting all out of state?
He doesn't look like nasty after a while or protein.
Stop being a courier?
I'm gonna stop because you said that.
There is a hay right outside me to the left of the hill before all the big, small streets.
He's not pretty good, but he's there.
I think one or two more runs and I'm a major.
Nice flares by the way nice flares I need to do a little dodge as well
Wow.
I know people do keto, but it's like at the end of the day
You're just calling it that you're not even in carbs, but at the end of the day, it's just all about your calorie intake
At the end of the fucking day
You can eat McDonald's as long as you for the full day eat at your calorie maintenance or your calorie deficit number
Sure, it's not optimized but you lose weight
Sure, it's not healthy, but you'd be under your calories
You can literally 50, I don't know fuck it now, whatever your calculator tells you, you
You need 1700 of calories of McDonald's every day, assuming that's your calorie deficit number and lose weight.
No one's saying it's healthy, but you'll lose weight.
I'm turning full commutes. Be careful. Come on.
But then like, obviously, you know, that you won't rebound, yeah.
You need something consistent.
Honestly, eating healthy is...
Uh, it depends.
You can either go the fuckin' Mealtrap route...
...and eat boring ass same shit...
...or you eat a bunch of different foods...
...but just eat in moderation, heavily.
OH MY FUCKING GOD, JUST LAND THIS SHIT!
Yo, how- how are we winning right now?
This whole game has been landing on only these two points and they're always have a missile launcher on these two points
How the fuck are we surviving?
How did that take in this shit yet?
We're being farmed.
Chat, you really don't need to be a nutritionist.
Nutrition's easy, bro.
It depends how optimized you want to be.
Okay, carb fat fucking protein
Eat in calorie deficit
Eat more protein
Then all three of those and then you're fucking good
Everything else is like if you want to super optimize like you're trying to min max the shit out of your body
Yeah, and if you just focus on eating whole foods, that's all you have to do.
Just don't eat anything with like a...
If something has crazy packaging on it, it's ultra-processed.
Anything that has like...
If anything's packaged insanely, it's most likely ultra-processed,
Especially if it's very bright fucking colors and all that bullshit.
Just don't eat that stuff.
Fruit, veggies,
meat, all you need.
Or eat variety and just eat less.
That's pretty basic guideline you can research it more if you really want to some people
are obviously fucking super min max about it.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Yeah, Kim's she's good. I actually had Kim's she recently. It's actually really good
And she's actually a great side for some things
That's real like a whole yeah, Kim. She also has like no calories either you could literally just get a jar of kimchi and just snack on it
It tastes like old wet paper.
You gotta like the taste.
It's definitely a taste.
All right, if I don't make this run, we're going to counter strike.
right talking diet but haven't lost any weight well it's because I know the I
have the key to unlock the door I just bro I just eat like a fat ass you know
I just I could I know what I need to do. I just don't I
Know I know what to do
This is not doing what I'm gonna do
I'm totally aware I've been in short
Probably food is a bit of them is like a little dopamine hit okay looking forward to the meal
All right, so sure to get a little older. Oh fuck dinner. Oh shit. Oh shit, lunch.
like I know I know if I really needed to lock in I know what to do I just I'm bad at locking in
Oh my god, those were all my corpses.
I'm in hot and broken, son of a bitch!
Got it.
I need a wrench! I need a wrench, boys! Let's move!
Wrench, don't let me!
Get the supply down! It looks worse than it is!
I don't want to get me knocked down.
What the fuck?
Yeah, little bird!
Oh my god!
Yeah, I didn't do that.
Oh, you definitely did that.
Nah, he was there the whole time.
He was literally there the whole time.
Nah.
He's been there the whole time.
Nah, he's been there the whole time.
Okay, that's fine. I've seen that happen before. I've seen that happen before. It's normal.
It's normal.
Yeah, so I see you flying and you have a training just like a person.
Yeah, I was dodging four fucking missiles, bro!
Alright, how are we getting the supplies out of here?
I
Can I repair this anymore?
You cannot climb the heli, you can't mantle the heli.
Oh god, my poor baby, please.
It's already so hurt.
This piece of shit, who the fuck is shooting us by the way?
They literally have like a perfect setup AA.
On the other side, being a piece of shit.
I'm gonna get domed.
This seems so broken, but I cannot...
Oh wait, is that one?
What the hell is this?
I don't know if that's... those grenades to your right.
It was like I had me somewhere over there.
Got him.
That's a long area, mom.
It's okay!
Son of a man, but it's okay!
Hey guys, there's one here. Well, you know, uh, Tyrone, South Tyrone, North Zimbabwe,
I was known to have an NVA truck and another truck belt with them.
Are you kidding me? That Tyrone guy is still there.
Oh, thank you.
He's coming into my inbox.
Wait, come back!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Come on, baby. Come on, baby.
I'm going to get you.
Come on.
Come on, baby. Come on, baby.
Oh
Nice nice, all right
Yeah, give me give me the keys bro. Give me the keys taking shots
I'm gonna save her
I don't know what I can, this angle doesn't make sense!
I guess I'll get off the ocean tree or something.
Maybe fly low or you're going down.
There's so much cover, you can't even pull a send-in here.
There's not enough area to pull a send-in, there's so much sugar around here.
Because of a hill, not on me.
Is he gonna pop off the hill there?
Bust inside your helmet, you're in point.
Enemy point.
At least 10.
They're gonna be dead.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Okay.
Uh, be quiet, just a second. Like, don't shoot. Call you to see these, uh...
Give me some adjustment.
Hold on, hold on.
It's gonna flip.
That's collapsing.
Almost, almost, I like how you stubble it.
No, no, no, just get it.
Sorry, bro!
I got a decommissioner. It's done. It's done.
Buddy, are you kidding me?
I finally made progress!
How are we looking here? How are we looking? What's the damage looking like?
Okay, okay, chill, chill, hold on, hold on. Fixable, fixable.
If we get another car, I think it might work.
For true. Hold on, let me see here.
I
Don't think an enemy
all right here we go here we go set up set up
one direction
I'm gonna kill you all if you try to get me out of here, but I don't think that's one of you guys.
No!
Oh!
Oh, you piece of shit! How you motherfucker!
All right, the good news is I can spawn my own little birds now boys.
Dude, I almost got that brother.
That would have been amazing.
Okay.
The whole story would have been great.
I got a demo of Shinnobotsu.
What are you doing with a hoe in my eye?
How do you, uh, lift?
What the hell do I get higher here?
What?
Uh, Triath's gonna be on there like squad radio frequency.
I gotta get some sleep.
There he is, my brother, here he is.
Here he is, my brother, here he is.
Oh, you hate Q to go up?
I suppose it's not about the shooters.
I think in my head, on the backside of the hill, there's two arsenals.
If it's hard, go for it.
Alright, if I don't land those boys, we're gonna counter-strike.
Because I'm on a wind streak.
I think...
I can't shut down going up this truck.
Will I die?
Let's see...
What the- What was that?!
I must be stopping.
I'm dying here.
Get some marks on us, huh?
Uh...
Just, uh...
Maybe you can get a little more fun here.
I'm dying here.
A bosomal landing to be honest, horrible landing.
Gotta practice for war dogs, right? There's no way the flying is gonna be as good though
I will be very
Impressed if it is but I don't believe it
No way
I don't know if you're going up, but I think you're going to find a way to get up, and then put your feet forward, and then we'll be safe.
Yeah, it's fucking a truck in the bay. I think I'm gonna lie down and get some help.
3, 2, 1, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.
Okay, okay, okay.
I could just let it be home, then it comes to us, so yeah.
Just gotta do that every time.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, I'm death-strapping three.
should have a little bird. A Cairo network little bird.
Hell yeah!
Oh, that was scary actually survive
Oh my god dude how many flares do you want me to pop?
All right, here we go, boys, here we go, boys.
You know where we're headed right now.
No, don't go, don't go.
The game that starts with a C. No!
Anything but that piece of shit, bruh.
I agree. Why do I play this piece of shit?
You're not wrong, kid. You're not wrong.
You're not wrong, bruh.
You're not wrong.
Dude, 22,500, though.
I have nothing correctly made.
How was Killer Bean?
It was definitely funny for a bit.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
All right.
What do you think of the demo of Valor Mortis?
I played the first one.
I really thought it was good shit.
Now we wait to see if they deliver when the game comes out.
Cash tell father gabin tell father gabin
Are we literally versing a three and a two stack combined to make a five stack?
Oh
My god against against five dumbass rag-hag solo viewers. Okay
Okay, okay
I'll play everything else
Don't raise your thumbs!
Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.
Just like we get a shhhh... a shhhh...
Hello, little buddy.
I honestly have never had a good ancient match, it's always the other team are like gods.
Let's move out.
I'll take point.
L map selection.
Boys, we got a three stack and a two stack,
first five of us.
This is actually from singles, I need more people here.
Yeah, we got those, so I have to back up.
All right, bro.
All right, first match, come on, five headshots.
Take care.
Oh, god, brother!
Get on the town.
Excellent.
Excellent play.
Someone has to get tapped, bro, OK?
I'm going to, I will absorb the bullets if the team does their thing.
I'm trying to strike forward.
Let's shoot them who we are.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Ready?
I'm ready.
I'm going to the ready.
Everybody fight.
I'm going to the ready.
I'm dead.
You know, Old Me would have decayed him by accident.
You and me had trigger discipline.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
I don't know.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
I don't know.
Watching Donut from mid.
Donut.
Deployed Flashbot.
Incidentally.
One Donut.
Destroyed Fire.
Oh, one might be a red-release tag.
Incendiary.
Deployed Flashbot.
One being a Donut sandwich.
What is this peep right here you discord coordinating fox
I'm towards K.E.F.
Er, coming this way.
Oh! You need help!
Last time was K.E.F.
There's a, uh, op near a crate.
You're right.
Right around there, there's an op.
These guys are weird, man.
I
Just jinxed it you said they're horrible now we're fucked
GG guy just got naded and killed I wonder this guy's just looking in the corner of the door
Why can't I refund that fuck
How did you take it?
One minute.
Two minutes.
I'm gonna kill you.
Keep moving smoke.
Watch out for orange.
Oh, there. One is right in front of us. One is reloading.
Get a push ramp, get a push ramp. Take care, Matt.
I'm here.
Okay.
Rampage.
Dude, what?!
No way!
I missed that shot, dude!
He was at the worst possible angle, dude.
dude he was at the worst possible angle dude and then the weird that was an insane peak
i know dude i should just took my time
all right oh i tagged him there's an off-board c2
are we retarded he did it on purpose
Yeah, CD, CD up.
I want the AQ.
Easy, easy, easy.
Well, please, I don't know the player who's not in off.
I'm going to request one.
Please.
A blizzard.
Fine.
All the refunds.
I think one line is that one man
And
What are these peeps
Smoke down if you could go be red red lots
He won't be, he won't be, he won't be.
He's going to be, he's going to be.
What?
You have to retake me.
There's CT.
Garnch.
What's your CT?
I'm down.
CT, you're re-hacking.
Dude, one's still CT.
Dude, this guy is such a fuck man.
Through the CT, one.
This guy is such a fuck.
Oh.
I'm fucked.
The bomb has been placed.
Terrorists win.
Okay, okay, okay.
and
the
most
of
the
one
if I had one more second after that they'd pull he'd be dead
Ah, here we go!
One was caved behind you, Orange.
They're probably gonna go ahead. Yeah, they're going ahead.
Slanting one here.
Oh, there's been a quiet.
One's missed!
It's late!
Oh my god.
all good all good all right I'm gonna top rag by the end of this
Nade snack, man?
That one, though!
alright we're winning.
alright amazing.
hit me if I don't ace.
he's got not a muntang battle
smoke man.
No vision dead still.
Decoys. Decoys.
I might sit here and repeat.
I'm gonna do vision dead still.
See if they walk out.
They're not.
No vision dead still.
Made.
We're staying up.
Dude! What the what?
Good use.
Got his spot.
Dude, what are these
peekaboo peeks? Well, this guy's the same
knife.
Give a flash, good luck.
Yeah, this Brazer guy holds the greatest angles for a 19,000.
I fucking hate weed profiles.
Everybody with a weed profile?
Fuck you.
Okay, I don't trust you.
Nope, I don't trust you.
Are we sketchy motherfuckers?
Sketchy motherfuckers?
Okay.
I don't even know historically if I've ever had a weed profile pic before.
I'm trying to think of all my profile pictures, have I ever?
Let's go everyone!
I don't think I ever have.
Throwing to release.
Yeah, some B-side.
I just pushed around.
Dude! Oh my god! You're already there!
Dude, one's around.
They're on B.
Bro, you're already pushed so fast.
And you suck.
Wow.
Two-two.
no defuse all Aztec matches end up like this
oh god oh god oh they got it wow
Uh, let's fuck off mid.
Watch your Donut.
Donut, Donut, Donut, Donut.
FROY FLYER!
How many?
Fly on the one.
FROY FLYSHPINE.
FROKE OUT!
Oh, I don't like this setup right now.
One more.
Another Donut.
Back up it's fine. Great. You get back and watch this. Okay, dude. This guy's such a fuck dude
This guy's so sketchy with his peaks. I don't give a fuck one more donut, dude. He always
Come on
This guy always peaking 10% of his body every time I see him
I'm in figures
I
Longside
I don't know why I keep accent on the opening of console.
You said you were out.
Grenade out.
Oh shit, they're out.
They're running.
That's crazy, man.
Oh my god, you're terrible.
Man.
That's everything in this entire game is what I've learned is just we're ass and we can't hold a say.
Back up, Rhodes, back up.
They're rushing in, you back up. We just retake together. They have no guns. You gave them guns.
Okay, okay.
I shouldn't have to tell people how to play this game.
Remove any dust in your bag.
Taste the smoke.
Open.
middle
there's a good mid
oh my god 2k and you are horrible
what are my teammates
what are we missing a mag 7 point blank for
like what are you bro
Bro, you missed two off shots. I didn't say anything.
I think I got bomb.
Yeah.
It's not blank blank.
Bomb has been planted.
You're too injured from this guy with a shot.
Are you serious?
It doesn't matter.
I'm not going to talk shit on you.
Don't talk shit on me.
That's not how you win the game.
Cowboy, everybody. Cowboy.
Alright, come back. Come back. We're not falling apart, okay? I'm gonna have... I'm gonna top
right here. A 4, 11 is gonna be coming to 11-4. I'm gonna delete my deaths.
of
the
death of
One, I have nothing to bomb
Two in the one, I see
One
Nice
and
I'll throw it, fuck!
Crashing back!
One's in there.
Ben, HP.
Nice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
One red.
One out, one big.
He's on A bro, what do you mean?
Yeah, doesn't mean one can sit in A no more.
Oh my god!
He's in here.
Dude, I'm so...
I thought he'd throw it out, my bad.
I didn't get that.
Haha.
Ahhhh.
I'm getting behind you there.
Is one of their triple-climbs here or not?
Uh, one's out here.
Both?
They were both there.
Hey, the assist though!
Hey!
Hold on, hold on!
Hold on!
of
the
one long, one long, somewhere, on the side there
I
This guy this guy is so good at shooting me in the face
He's so good at shooting me in the face
I don't know what you are.
You're gonna have to wrap for a little bit.
One CT pushing out, Orange.
Nice shots.
One more on CT.
Yup.
gonna have the rat for a little bit. One CT pushing up. Nice shots. One more on CT.
Yeah.
Ba-na-na-na-na-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
He's pushing your temple.
I got this.
There it is, boys, it's the normal assist action.
Why don't you look at the main, if you just know his donut and temple?
Assist action, boys!
What can I say?
Four assists.
Good round, guys.
I can drop you over here.
Thank you, man.
I can drop you too.
Oh.
Let him go!
Let's go!
Boys, please, okay?
Can we molly up?
Can't walk.
Could be close, kid.
One long.
What's up?
Alright, we go A. Let's take A.
Alright, I'm walking up.
There's one on A.
Let's just rush on B. There's three of us here.
One B, three.
Alright, there could be two.
Smoke CT.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm flanking CT.
Alright, I'm gonna try to turn it off for you.
This is how we win here.
We gotta try to get out of here.
I don't think there's a spawn.
Everybody, are you watching?
Like, a big flash?
I can't see if they're going to...
I don't think they're going to...
Alright, I'm gonna watch CT.
One's CT.
This one's K.
Watch out for the enemy cave.
Yep, watching.
Whoa, he might have turned around and ran down, I don't know what I looked like.
Please God.
Might be it.
That's probably gaming.
Of course, doodle.
There's no peace on it.
Alright, alright, alright, 5 kills boys, 5 kills, come on, come on, come on!
Drop.
Get around, guys.
Let's get three more of those.
Do I do a long A-peak?
Yes, I do.
I'm doing another one after this, yes.
I throw the flashback.
How we did Jumbo?
You're power fuck.
One there, one right, one right.
You watching CT?
Good.
This guy's gonna shimmy peek, one tap me.
He's close CT.
I
There it is boys there it is there it is still got it still got it
Man
Yeah, I think we should flank Steve first.
Wait, he's already there!
That's an XM!
Alright, Steve.
Oh, you gotta watch the DOL.
You can't talk to me.
We're back, boys. We're back.
Back in the action.
I just took a while.
I just took a while, okay?
It's the time, it's the time, it's the time.
It's too many people, look at that.
Holy shit.
Through the teammates you're going.
Sorry, I don't know what happened, I just like lagged out, it was weird.
Yeah, happens are good, but nothing's in the back.
Still bottom frag, yeah.
I have one round to change that.
that I'm rushing mid
the
I am blocking the boom
You're welcome for the carry boys you're welcome
You're welcome for the carry I would actually use the gray smoke that looks nice 23k coming
And then huh?
All right, all right, all right
How is this 24k friend people ask that question every fucking time
All right, you come to the conclusion that you are bad
Okay, and then you look at this score and you're bad and you wonder why and how is this this score
And why don't I have this fucking score, okay?
Double the oh my god, how is how the what even is this
How do you get someone to even be a thousand rank I've never seen that that is a first
no there's no way how does someone even smurf at 1k I even know you can get
replace that low
Oh my god
Kden and MMR would be a dash not a thousand
This will be, this is, wow, okay, let's see what happens here.
Interesting green?
He probably will all frag it.
What the fuck is this lobby?
Was that guy cheating?
Somebody please explain.
I don't know. I've never seen that.
I've never seen that.
Yeah, maybe he's shitting.
He's a level 10, 95 aim.
Who is?
They're in front of you.
They're blue.
What are we about to experience here?
Drop, drop one ding for the...
...upnit...
...pastel.
Okay.
28k in the window.
Con, con.
Con, one cat.
Con and cat, lost it.
Cat thing.
Let's go!
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Thank you.
Alright boys, don't worry boys, I know the window smoked.
I got you.
I know it.
Chat, wait, where is it? Is it on the second one, right? The second one?
I got you.
That window, that window, will be smoked.
very nice
look at that shit look at that shit look at that shit
they're pushing behind
on
there's go-kads
I'm watching behind
ok, I'm ok, grab bomb
grab bomb go-kads
yeah, you can kill them
probably yeah, you said 0.9
Point 9, Jerry.
Mark it one.
Stop.
Mark it!
Blend, blend, blend.
Oh man...
Mark it up.
I
Morgz is that your your child?
Yes, my child, that's my kid
All right, Diggle CS Diggle 5
CS Diggle 5
I should have been a double deeg bro, I should have been a double deeg.
Oh, dude!
I think I'm gonna flash over, maybe. What do you say?
He's under Palace, pretty sure.
Close.
Once AWP's jungled now.
get under cameras twins
push bot lane, push bot lane, hotline
somebody do con, i will do in the insta
hey i've got a
i have a great idea
i have a great idea, listen here
there's one player on their team
who is capable
so we rush a site and we take it
and we overwhelm them
I can't stop him though. Let's go V.
Let's go V.
He convinced me bro.
Very convincing.
Thanks. You're welcome.
That's right.
Alright sir. He's safe.
Behind the table.
two
I'm scared
We have to keep doing that strategy, but we don't
I think we just ex-executed, though.
Yeah, we don't necessarily have to rush, but like when we start ex-executing, we gotta ex-exec-
I can't smoke stairs and con if you're giving me a smoke, one smoke city.
Uh, one for my life.
There's a con for me.
Ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ding, ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ding.
I
Yeah, let's go
Was that 12k just shit on us
one
best player eliminated one come close one
close
arms is on
I think it was up
you take that
uh... he's he's drunk all of them
one just want to decide
looking back
speaker sir i need you to share your head sir
jungled to
yeah
problems pick your shit
do something
default now in one jungle, maybe
oh yeah, come
you know, you're right that 1k again!
did you hear them? it's a wood
ah, not sure
Oh look, I will smoke window instead.
That's right, there's...
you was a good looking kid waiting for smoke and i can hope
oh i tried you guys i'm doing something just flash over
they don't bomb just take it take it dude
Oh
Lordy don't be scared come with us
You know, maybe the EUs need to come to NA, so they can talk.
They can speak at least one language, and so 50 languages, all on one server region.
Communication for plus 40 ping, is it worth it?
I'm throwing a grenade!
Watch my window, please.
Thank you.
Aw, he's right here, dude.
Uh, tickets? Again?
That's good, we're doing that.
We go B. Two way.
Let's go, pimple!
Shhh.
I'm a ghost.
I don't actually exist.
Let's go.
I think perhaps the heck I hit that guy one more. Oh, I think I made it
All right
Let's go.
Can I go?
Flashing, flashing, flashing.
On the tower, on the tower.
Still under, brother.
He's going ladder, I think.
Good, how did that Molly not connect there?
At the window, in step.
I'm just gonna keep going.
I'm gonna get pushed and die.
we will make the regrappist day
smacking
i throw in the flashback
i throw in the grenade
you need a lot
cat on cat very close
I
Where please guys chunk the jungle market one mark is nice like that jungle market. Yeah, like jungle snipers
That's still jungle snipers. It's all okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. He got the line on you. I believe so just flash it
You might be on the left here cuz I'm up top. I don't see anything. Can you flash like this? Yeah flashing right now
I can drop one guys
Okay, okay
of
the
death
of
the
death
I'm missing.
Let's go.
City clear. Watch ramp and Palace, okay?
I'm throwing flash.
That way is Univerity.
One's up, back here on ramp.
Stairs.
Stairs and ramp.
Coming, coming, coming, coming.
Copy.
I'm lurking. Good job.
Bye bye bye.
I'll try another.
I don't think so. I will do late windows I can have done it to there one drop down
I'm watching one burning he went back on
one up
two gone pushing one gone close you might be left and right
Shoot, two down, two down.
No vision.
Maybe there.
It's time to do something. Can you smoke it?
Oh my god, he's there. Why am I pulling that out and peeking?
Left side out.
Jungle, jungle.
I don't know why I just put my smoke out, whoops.
One's on the right.
One B, one B. Come with me.
I
Play calm
Hey, Mike
Back to 23k holy shit boys
Oh my
Where you play you say?
We can still do this
I hear one under it
Yeah, underpass
Lots under, lots under
Nade it, nade it, nade it
Who's there?
Yeah
Was a cat?
Yeah, a cat.
Check, check, check.
Up in the bin.
B side.
Two cat.
One side.
One little side.
Got no rich one there.
the crosshair was on his head
I'm gonna push under a half spawn, okay?
take off
One in one average
One under pushing come
one is abs I don't know if he's pushing
yes yes
abs out
they're rotating come
hi
my feet are not my feet my fucking teeth
Purple, a double flash to me.
It still hurts.
You wanna go through Con?
Actually, I'll play it.
Hey, they keep smoking it.
One you must take, man.
I'm gonna play a ramp.
That's cool.
And I'll watch Con too.
I'll do it to me.
So, forget about it, you guys.
Play a grid, Conker.
You know that raw feeling after you get a fucking cleaning?
It's like your teeth were damaged.
Sorry.
No vision ramp.
Cleaning down smoke.
You know that raw feeling after you get a fucking cleaning, it's like your teeth were damaged?
Sorry.
No vision ramp.
Carrowing a grenade.
Definitely clear. I think it's an execute. It's a slow execute somewhere.
Yellow, can you go...
Smoke, smoke side?
Go CT, go CT.
Alright, go CT.
Yeah, yeah, play it. We take CT, it's better. We take CT, it's better.
Who's that?
I need you, Morty. You're an idiot.
Morty!
We're gonna assume they're out of shooting.
Come on, that's it.
Play, Juicy.
You found a spot?
Wow!
On Tetris, Tetris.
What the hell was that?
I actually did what was this guy's aim and it's like he was cheating or something
the fuck was he lagging
there's an off-ticket
was he getting an aim punch or something that was so weird
I like that weird aimbot shake or maybe I was lagging
You can brush your teeth but plaque just builds up even if you brush your teeth it's not available
go for the second bro go for the second you're that good go for the second bro
top head go for the second be be smoke
go for the second bro
bottom in, bottom in close carry
I think it's up cat right?
I don't see it
I'm up cat, you're cat
on that dude, Steph, Curry has literally killed me every round at this point
They're coming up cap maybe
Morty's crosser is beautiful yoink
Did I do it I knew it
Yeah, what is this lag on this server dude, I'm like stuck
Okay.
Dude, this guy doesn't not look like he's embodying or am I just lagging ass?
That one was underpass.
He might go...
Am I just lagging really bad?
He has like minus 50.
He's minus 50.
Alright.
Alright, can't believe.
I have a drop of orange. My packet loss is really bad. Go, go, go!
Yeah, everybody is stuttering. I wonder what the fuck is going on. Me or the server?
Stop in top mid, we're pretty close
Two coming on the Afts
But maybe on the Afts too
I think we're good
Yeah one Afts
Top mid, top mid, yellow, top mid
Very close
One more mid
Up mid
Last Afts
Up here
Okay, okay.
I
I need some red char.
Holy smoke, we have no vision.
So, was on the phone good?
Good luck, big guy.
Uh, yeah.
I think they're gonna use a kicker.
Yeah, they're here, they're here.
Thank you.
Do the wash.
Got their best player.
Best player
Two cats you have two cats one market this might be a save
There 18k has a hundred less damage than the 29k.
Alright, let's see.
Let's see...
Got me too at least
I'm gonna hide
So they can peek out. It's just be holding
One at us
I go under
uh chair
Okay, I'll catch you
One con
Which way to hit okay, Warren
DRAGON!
OK.
On the second.
On side.
Nice.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. Do I do one more after this?
I'm just gonna end up being a 15-15.
Why not?
Yeah, I can buy you green.
Thank you.
I can double flash me de-finger.
Let's move out.
There's only fly-fly.
Go back, then-
I was here.
What's that?
I'm on A, I'm on A.
Oh, I, oh, I, oh.
One butt.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
that is a great flash
GENESIS GENESIS
UTE UTE UTE BELS
UTE UTE BELS
We might just want a full save, no?
I agree.
That's a negative.
We're all like, fully broke, and we buy you.
That's a NAKA TABBA.
We want to rush some shit, silly?
That's a NAKA TABBA.
Maybe fast, right?
Ta-da!
Two, two by us, one more, one more by us.
One ramp tag.
Oh my god!
The Trigger's on dude, the Trigger's good!
That was good, that was good Trigger discipline.
I gotta say, this guy locked in for too long.
No one.
He was like, I will burn, dude, shoes are melting into the fucking ground, all flesh
burning and holds his ground.
Pop.
Move it, move it.
I draft you.
I'll get it.
Oh, thank you.
he's coming up at our house
there he is, save it save it save it
what are you shooting at bro? what are you going to do about it?
buddy! 19k champion over here
Fucking headshot galore
the
oh shit
I was we lock and rent out walking
I'm pushing with somebody
I
Ran palace
Are you fucking kidding me three you were peeking you anybody
23k dude 23k double rankage and no one gives a shit about that but damn what can I say
boys back at it I remember when I was at the 20k gate I do another one boys but I'm chilling
I'm chilling here man. I'm chilling here. Chat G G's.
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