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I have not seen anything"}, {"start": 127.34, "end": 129.26, "text": " completely blind"}, {"start": 129.26, "end": 131.76, "text": " Dragons dog shit to DLC"}, {"start": 132.54, "end": 134.54, "text": " double dog shit"}, {"start": 137.3, "end": 140.48, "text": " Dragon dog shit to the dog shitting"}, {"start": 143.78, "end": 163.22, "text": " it was all ports okay okay hold on for real OOT tell me bro tell me tell me"}, {"start": 163.22, "end": 178.3, "text": " Oh my god. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold on. Hold on. Chill."}, {"start": 178.3, "end": 187.34, "text": " Long ago, there was a land called Hyrule, created by beings of supreme divinity. At the very"}, {"start": 187.34, "end": 191.5, "text": " The edge of this kingdom, there lay a small forest."}, {"start": 191.5, "end": 192.5, "text": " Boop boop boing!"}, {"start": 195.5, "end": 202.1, "text": " Within it, an ancient, solitary tree, quietly watched over the inhabitants of the forest."}, {"start": 203.1, "end": 204.62, "text": " I should."}, {"start": 207.3, "end": 210.46, "text": " These forest dwellers were called the Kokiri."}, {"start": 210.46, "end": 218.46, "text": " Each had a fairy companion, and they lived out their innocent lives in these woods."}, {"start": 218.46, "end": 221.46, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 221.46, "end": 228.46, "text": " There was one particular boy who did not have a fairy."}, {"start": 228.46, "end": 247.56, "text": " oh shit hold up hold up yes the fairy is fine cuz she just makes little noises"}, {"start": 247.56, "end": 254.56, "text": " Okay, the cube, fuck the cube."}, {"start": 254.56, "end": 263.56, "text": " I'd rather take the very guys here and there."}, {"start": 263.56, "end": 269.56, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 269.56, "end": 270.56, "text": " Excuse me?"}, {"start": 270.56, "end": 272.56, "text": " Wait, that like, excuse me?"}, {"start": 272.56, "end": 273.56, "text": " 2026?"}, {"start": 273.56, "end": 274.56, "text": " Wait, wait, hold on."}, {"start": 274.56, "end": 275.56, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 275.56, "end": 277.56, "text": " Hold on no way"}, {"start": 278.92, "end": 283.12, "text": " They just actually say dude, no way Matt nothing more"}, {"start": 284.4, "end": 289.32, "text": " No gameplay six less than six months September 24"}, {"start": 291.4, "end": 293.4, "text": " Dude are you kidding me brother"}, {"start": 295.56, "end": 297.56, "text": " Yo, I"}, {"start": 298.4, "end": 303.9, "text": " Like this and I hate this because it's hard it's hard to tell it's hard to tell you don't fucking know you don't fucking know"}, {"start": 305.56, "end": 311.68, "text": " Is it a damn remake are we talking resident evil level remake or we just talking like"}, {"start": 313.36, "end": 315.04, "text": " You're going from"}, {"start": 315.04, "end": 321.3, "text": " 640 by 480 and then you're you know you're getting a resolution upscale. It's a it's a"}, {"start": 322.0, "end": 324.0, "text": " It's a remake"}, {"start": 325.12, "end": 327.12, "text": " We're going remake"}, {"start": 329.56, "end": 334.4, "text": " Chat was I not saying earlier dude, I was gonna I was gonna play OOT"}, {"start": 335.56, "end": 343.08, "text": " On PC, okay, I just you know I was gonna emulate that shit now. It's like, okay"}, {"start": 346.08, "end": 349.2, "text": " You can just wait yeah, okay sure dude I"}, {"start": 353.48, "end": 361.48, "text": " Feel like it would still kind of hit on PC emulated just because it'd be like uncapped FPS and higher resolution on PC as well"}, {"start": 361.48, "end": 367.62, "text": " So it'd be like a it's a re it's like a light it's a it's a rebaster and just"}, {"start": 367.62, "end": 373.90000000000003, "text": " playing on PC for the remaster and then if you want to play the remake you're"}, {"start": 373.90000000000003, "end": 376.86, "text": " gonna be playing this"}, {"start": 376.86, "end": 377.86, "text": " 8."}, {"start": 377.86, "end": 387.34000000000003, "text": " Dude, holy shit, man, god damn."}, {"start": 387.34000000000003, "end": 395.62, "text": " I said the best news would be this, actually being a remake, which it is, on top of a brand"}, {"start": 395.62, "end": 404.90000000000003, "text": " new Zelda game following this formula, expanded, obviously, but using this type of, you know,"}, {"start": 404.90000000000003, "end": 407.66, "text": " Ocarina of Time, style of gameplay."}, {"start": 410.50000000000006, "end": 414.14000000000004, "text": " I thought, yeah, I guess I should have maybe went live"}, {"start": 414.14000000000004, "end": 416.90000000000003, "text": " on 10, at 10 a.m."}, {"start": 416.90000000000003, "end": 418.38000000000005, "text": " Milking Zelda?"}, {"start": 422.42, "end": 424.06000000000006, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 424.06000000000006, "end": 426.02000000000004, "text": " Zelda?"}, {"start": 426.02000000000004, "end": 429.78000000000003, "text": " I feel like OOT was such an iconic game"}, {"start": 429.78000000000003, "end": 433.22, "text": " that it deserves the remake, okay?"}, {"start": 433.22, "end": 437.3, "text": " I agree, remakes are getting a little, it depends, man."}, {"start": 437.3, "end": 442.18, "text": " A really good fucking remake is welcome."}, {"start": 442.18, "end": 443.02000000000004, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 446.74, "end": 450.74, "text": " Dude, if we're talking the level of Resident Evil, dude,"}, {"start": 450.74, "end": 452.54, "text": " are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 452.54, "end": 455.8, "text": " The Resident Evil games are some of the best remakes."}, {"start": 459.32000000000005, "end": 462.70000000000005, "text": " If you're getting that level of an OOT game,"}, {"start": 463.22, "end": 468.22, "text": " Yes, I wouldn't say that's milking it."}, {"start": 468.22, "end": 482.22, "text": " God of War, I mean, Gears of War E-Day feels more like a milk over fucking OOT remake because OOT was a way bigger cultural impact on gaming."}, {"start": 488.22, "end": 492.22, "text": " Come on, bro. Come on, bro."}, {"start": 493.22, "end": 497.78000000000003, "text": " It is prequel though. Whatever dude"}, {"start": 500.78000000000003, "end": 503.38000000000005, "text": " Let's see though, let's see how the gameplay pans out"}, {"start": 504.3, "end": 507.3, "text": " That's fucking awesome though, bro. I feel like it's still worth"}, {"start": 508.46000000000004, "end": 510.46000000000004, "text": " I would still play"}, {"start": 510.78000000000003, "end": 512.58, "text": " OOT on PC"}, {"start": 512.58, "end": 515.08, "text": " Chat what else did they announce was that the biggest thing?"}, {"start": 516.3000000000001, "end": 518.3000000000001, "text": " Damn bro this year"}, {"start": 518.3, "end": 527.5, "text": " this year they're probably gonna do like a Nintendo Direct dedicated to Zelda in like two months."}, {"start": 527.5, "end": 536.02, "text": " Star Fox was nostalgic, but I don't give a fuck enough about what they're doing with Star Fox,"}, {"start": 536.02, "end": 547.62, "text": " where I don't know if it will hit as much. Star Fox was great, but we'll see. Star Fox seems"}, {"start": 547.62, "end": 549.62, "text": " seems kind of like"}, {"start": 551.62, "end": 553.62, "text": " zelda"}, {"start": 553.62, "end": 555.62, "text": " that's where it's at"}, {"start": 555.62, "end": 558.62, "text": " wait, there's a demo out for starfox right now"}, {"start": 558.62, "end": 563.62, "text": " dude, i got my switch already plugged in for fucking uh"}, {"start": 563.62, "end": 566.62, "text": " wait, there's a demo for starfox right now?"}, {"start": 566.62, "end": 568.62, "text": " alright, i'll try it"}, {"start": 568.62, "end": 572.62, "text": " bro, i just got a new switch controller for swika"}, {"start": 572.62, "end": 575.62, "text": " let me at least download it"}, {"start": 577.62, "end": 579.62, "text": " I'm pretty sure I'm still in Sleeka"}, {"start": 581.88, "end": 584.38, "text": " Hold on brother and then"}, {"start": 588.6, "end": 591.64, "text": " Dusk blood beta summer 2026"}, {"start": 596.12, "end": 598.12, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 598.12, "end": 607.6, "text": " Finish tears of the kingdom first dude. I'm here to the kingdom with sleeper dude. Okay. I refuse"}, {"start": 608.8, "end": 612.64, "text": " It would be sometimes going back to these games would be interesting"}, {"start": 614.12, "end": 619.52, "text": " I don't have any I don't think tootk is worth going back and completing I"}, {"start": 622.4, "end": 624.4, "text": " Don't think so"}, {"start": 625.48, "end": 627.48, "text": " Hold on chat"}, {"start": 628.12, "end": 632.92, "text": " Never mind. I don't see it, bro. I don't see it."}, {"start": 636.92, "end": 640.12, "text": " I feel more value in going back and playing something like"}, {"start": 641.12, "end": 644.92, "text": " Ocarina of Time or Majoro's Mask."}, {"start": 646.12, "end": 648.92, "text": " It feels more, yeah, I feel everybody better."}, {"start": 652.92, "end": 653.92, "text": " Hold on, where is this?"}, {"start": 653.92, "end": 660.92, "text": " Nintendo switch to Star Fox."}, {"start": 660.92, "end": 668.92, "text": " I'm gonna try this shit, brother."}, {"start": 668.92, "end": 672.92, "text": " See the fucking frog yap a little bit?"}, {"start": 672.92, "end": 674.92, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 674.92, "end": 681.3199999999999, "text": " Delska blood, I don't fully, how we feeling after this? Where is the star"}, {"start": 681.3199999999999, "end": 684.8399999999999, "text": " fox demo?"}, {"start": 704.92, "end": 723.92, "text": " All right, there we go. I got a download and chat. What is the next, what else? Kingdom Hearts 4 announcement. Is he trolling?"}, {"start": 723.92, "end": 725.92, "text": " You"}, {"start": 731.24, "end": 734.86, "text": " Dude, are you kidding me, Brad? There's another Kingdom Hearts"}, {"start": 738.36, "end": 740.36, "text": " Dude"}, {"start": 753.92, "end": 760.92, "text": " It was announced years ago."}, {"start": 783.9200000000001, "end": 797.8800000000001, "text": " I mean, it definitely looks like the best looking Kingdom Hearts game."}, {"start": 797.8800000000001, "end": 803.84, "text": " I think the thing about Kingdom Hearts is it's cool, it's, the first one was so good,"}, {"start": 803.84, "end": 810.48, "text": " but they get, they're annoying with how they release their games after."}, {"start": 810.48, "end": 817.48, "text": " Yeah, they're just like annoying with how they just released their games. They're just weird."}, {"start": 822.48, "end": 825.48, "text": " Second was the best."}, {"start": 828.48, "end": 830.48, "text": " Sure, man. That's cool, bro. Did that say steam?"}, {"start": 831.48, "end": 837.48, "text": " Wait, whoa. Multi-platform at launch. Kingdom Hearts is coming to PC. That's pretty damn big."}, {"start": 837.48, "end": 843.88, "text": " Big my arms are longer now. What is this? Whoa?"}, {"start": 846.36, "end": 851.24, "text": " Hey, no hearts dude. What the heck dragons dog shit trailer. Okay, bro. Hold on."}, {"start": 852.9200000000001, "end": 854.84, "text": " What is this game, bro? What are you linking me?"}, {"start": 858.6800000000001, "end": 865.8000000000001, "text": " Oh no, it's back. Send to the police. Get out of the pool."}, {"start": 867.48, "end": 869.48, "text": " This is not your domain!"}, {"start": 871.48, "end": 873.48, "text": " Yeah, I don't bother coming anymore, it's um..."}, {"start": 873.48, "end": 876.48, "text": " It's taking everything I love and cherish, unfortunately."}, {"start": 876.48, "end": 877.48, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 887.48, "end": 889.48, "text": " See you next week, probably."}, {"start": 890.48, "end": 892.48, "text": " The arm came bound and over!"}, {"start": 897.48, "end": 902.04, "text": " I guess brother. I guess. Oh, this is jackbox games. Oh"}, {"start": 904.08, "end": 906.08, "text": " Jackbox game"}, {"start": 906.12, "end": 909.86, "text": " Making a game that isn't jackbox. Wait a minute"}, {"start": 911.78, "end": 914.48, "text": " That's actually crazy dude hold on oh"}, {"start": 915.82, "end": 918.32, "text": " My god, dude, this is their first"}, {"start": 919.48, "end": 923.78, "text": " They're publishing this yes, but that's huge dude. That's still huge"}, {"start": 924.9200000000001, "end": 926.9200000000001, "text": " That's huge"}, {"start": 927.48, "end": 929.48, "text": " Hold on, it's back!"}, {"start": 929.82, "end": 936.72, "text": " Dude, okay, yes, they're publishers, but still what all they have is jackbox. Anyways, and then just"}, {"start": 937.64, "end": 940.08, "text": " solo releases of some of the games that did well"}, {"start": 940.6, "end": 942.6, "text": " for on jackbox"}, {"start": 942.88, "end": 948.44, "text": " Still man. Good timing man. Alright first vampire survivor PvP games"}, {"start": 951.12, "end": 954.72, "text": " The devs look familiar. What is this?"}, {"start": 957.48, "end": 980.9200000000001, "text": " why is this guy really really who linked me to this"}, {"start": 980.9200000000001, "end": 987.9200000000001, "text": " Oh, I see it."}, {"start": 987.9200000000001, "end": 1000.9200000000001, "text": " PvP Vampire Survivor."}, {"start": 1000.9200000000001, "end": 1024.8400000000001, "text": " that is very particular. Wow. How are we feeling about that? You know what? I, the PvP aspect,"}, {"start": 1024.84, "end": 1033.1999999999998, "text": " sure why not why not if it's actually good it's made by Poncle oh wow and Poncle"}, {"start": 1033.1999999999998, "end": 1038.72, "text": " is going crazy dude they're getting everybody's just taking on me like you"}, {"start": 1038.72, "end": 1044.04, "text": " just make what you made and theme it to our stuff I would say if the game mode"}, {"start": 1044.04, "end": 1048.8, "text": " pops off if people then took it and just whatever if it's it's an anime art"}, {"start": 1048.8, "end": 1060.8799999999999, "text": " style whatever if the mode is cool apply it to other stuff that's how the industry always is"}, {"start": 1062.48, "end": 1070.8799999999999, "text": " right Nintendo switch sports resort to woohoo island home to all kinds of sports coming to"}, {"start": 1070.88, "end": 1074.24, "text": " Nintendo switch to you Nintendo switch sports resort"}, {"start": 1076.48, "end": 1080.0, "text": " Use the joy con two controllers as racquins okay goes"}, {"start": 1081.3200000000002, "end": 1083.48, "text": " Okay, oh wait a minute"}, {"start": 1087.1200000000001, "end": 1089.24, "text": " We will be here we will be here"}, {"start": 1092.72, "end": 1094.72, "text": " Let's go"}, {"start": 1095.92, "end": 1100.44, "text": " This is kind of like the edge sports we sports game knockout in boxing"}, {"start": 1100.88, "end": 1128.3200000000002, "text": " I remember playing the other one on the switch and it was good, but I swear it was a little"}, {"start": 1128.3200000000002, "end": 1129.3200000000002, "text": " BS."}, {"start": 1129.32, "end": 1131.32, "text": " in"}, {"start": 1132.9199999999998, "end": 1140.04, "text": " And shoot to score in basketball adjust your shots power then swing your club in golf"}, {"start": 1141.72, "end": 1149.0, "text": " This is gonna be big for normies, but you're you're you're joking in thumb wrestling. Oh shit"}, {"start": 1149.3999999999999, "end": 1153.96, "text": " Ride through the course using mouse controls. You're insane man. This looks great"}, {"start": 1153.96, "end": 1161.6000000000001, "text": " You're crazy, man."}, {"start": 1161.6000000000001, "end": 1166.8400000000001, "text": " Well, you mean perfect for kids."}, {"start": 1166.8400000000001, "end": 1170.3600000000001, "text": " Says the guy who only plays POE2."}, {"start": 1170.3600000000001, "end": 1176.04, "text": " Dude thinks he's superior."}, {"start": 1176.04, "end": 1181.28, "text": " What a joke."}, {"start": 1181.28, "end": 1182.28, "text": " What do you mean and?"}, {"start": 1182.28, "end": 1184.28, "text": " What are you even talking about and"}, {"start": 1186.76, "end": 1193.3999999999999, "text": " You know you too is great, but if you have thousands and thousands of hours, and that's like your main game"}, {"start": 1194.04, "end": 1200.6399999999999, "text": " How is this a fucking normie game you technically have shit taste Nintendo switch sports resort launches"}, {"start": 1201.08, "end": 1204.6, "text": " exclusively on the Nintendo switch to system October 22nd"}, {"start": 1205.0, "end": 1209.3999999999999, "text": " Pre-orders begin later today on Nintendo e shop. What do you mean, dude?"}, {"start": 1209.4, "end": 1218.5400000000002, "text": " That's awesome that you can play games like this on the switch and play POEs, a game like"}, {"start": 1218.5400000000002, "end": 1224.7800000000002, "text": " POE2 as well, but you're crazy if you think this is an enormous game, brother."}, {"start": 1224.7800000000002, "end": 1231.02, "text": " What the heck are you talking about?"}, {"start": 1231.02, "end": 1233.02, "text": " 22 today"}, {"start": 1233.3, "end": 1236.06, "text": " That's that's insane Klaus. I"}, {"start": 1237.82, "end": 1241.34, "text": " Will load it up just for you. No, I won't"}, {"start": 1242.78, "end": 1244.78, "text": " All right, what is this here? Oh"}, {"start": 1250.74, "end": 1253.22, "text": " Browsers dying what happened"}, {"start": 1258.66, "end": 1260.66, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 1261.02, "end": 1265.02, "text": " There it is, there it is, it needed a second."}, {"start": 1265.02, "end": 1269.02, "text": " Boidling Bound?"}, {"start": 1269.02, "end": 1273.02, "text": " Wait, was this announced"}, {"start": 1273.02, "end": 1277.02, "text": " on the Direct as well?"}, {"start": 1281.02, "end": 1285.02, "text": " Yeah, I was gonna say this is only the biggest Switch game."}, {"start": 1291.02, "end": 1314.98, "text": " Oh wait, it's a launch trailer?"}, {"start": 1314.98, "end": 1319.1, "text": " I can't tell if this is like, spore or if it's more like, Paul World."}, {"start": 1319.1000000000001, "end": 1321.1000000000001, "text": " But they don't work."}, {"start": 1327.1000000000001, "end": 1329.1000000000001, "text": " We use them for combat."}, {"start": 1329.1000000000001, "end": 1333.1000000000001, "text": " That looks like a, I mean, it looks, it's a solid trailer."}, {"start": 1334.1000000000001, "end": 1335.1000000000001, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 1337.1000000000001, "end": 1339.1000000000001, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 1341.1000000000001, "end": 1342.1000000000001, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 1345.1000000000001, "end": 1347.1000000000001, "text": " Oh come on, Pocopia!"}, {"start": 1347.1000000000001, "end": 1353.94, "text": " dude OOT remake this year that's that's that is crazy dude"}, {"start": 1353.94, "end": 1361.8600000000001, "text": " dusk bloods play test they're still drip feeding this game bro they're still"}, {"start": 1361.8600000000001, "end": 1367.7400000000002, "text": " drip feeding it like crazy I can't tell man I'm software brother that just could"}, {"start": 1367.74, "end": 1377.18, "text": " be an email. Hold on. Hey, keep piezing this!"}, {"start": 1377.18, "end": 1401.18, "text": " Upon the ancient blood-solver's honor, we are monsters, each buying for blood."}, {"start": 1401.18, "end": 1408.18, "text": " Oh shoot."}, {"start": 1408.18, "end": 1418.8600000000001, "text": " I may be a rat."}, {"start": 1418.8600000000001, "end": 1421.9, "text": " Closed Network Test."}, {"start": 1421.9, "end": 1424.26, "text": " Hoggers, brother."}, {"start": 1424.26, "end": 1428.38, "text": " Sure, sure, sure, sure, Scribble Wolf."}, {"start": 1428.38, "end": 1430.38, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 1430.38, "end": 1437.5200000000002, "text": " Yeah, I don't know how I feel about that one man, that's obviously from software of course. I still heavily feel as though..."}, {"start": 1460.38, "end": 1462.44, "text": " you"}, {"start": 1490.38, "end": 1492.44, "text": " you"}, {"start": 1520.38, "end": 1522.44, "text": " you"}, {"start": 1550.38, "end": 1552.44, "text": " you"}, {"start": 1580.38, "end": 1582.44, "text": " you"}, {"start": 1610.38, "end": 1623.0600000000002, "text": " I'm going to disappear."}, {"start": 1623.0600000000002, "end": 1629.18, "text": " Yes, I think that's basically what I was saying."}, {"start": 1629.18, "end": 1634.42, "text": " I think Elden Ring was so fucking good, no matter how good the next game is."}, {"start": 1634.42, "end": 1639.22, "text": " I agree it doesn't need to top it, but Elden Ring was the peak."}, {"start": 1639.22, "end": 1644.34, "text": " I really think anything else they make will not top it, but let's say what else they make"}, {"start": 1645.38, "end": 1647.38, "text": " I'm curious"}, {"start": 1647.38, "end": 1649.3, "text": " I'm curious"}, {"start": 1649.3, "end": 1651.3, "text": " What is next?"}, {"start": 1654.66, "end": 1661.38, "text": " Duskbloods is like up in the air, you know, and it being a switch to exclusive instantly kind of gives it a strike, you know"}, {"start": 1662.9, "end": 1664.9, "text": " Dragons, uh, let me see here, bro"}, {"start": 1664.9, "end": 1670.9, "text": " Alright, some guy was getting really mad that I called it Dragon's Dog shit, so let me see."}, {"start": 1671.9, "end": 1673.9, "text": " I'm gonna watch it anyways."}, {"start": 1682.9, "end": 1688.9, "text": " JackTapCom is hitting! This game just did not, I did not see the light with this game, I didn't."}, {"start": 1688.9, "end": 1690.9, "text": " It did not click."}, {"start": 1694.9, "end": 1701.9, "text": " it wasn't it wasn't clicking"}, {"start": 1701.9, "end": 1703.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1721.98, "end": 1730.42, "text": " Visually the game always looks sick even when they were announcing it but then the gameplay felt like super repetitive"}, {"start": 1731.9, "end": 1736.88, "text": " Yeah, that's what you great, but I swear when I played it I felt nothing of this"}, {"start": 1738.02, "end": 1741.18, "text": " The truth behind Norgan's downfall is it's hand"}, {"start": 1751.02, "end": 1756.66, "text": " Yeah, like the trick the boss like the boss looks fucking awesome"}, {"start": 1756.66, "end": 1766.18, "text": " Yeah, like visually, it always looked good."}, {"start": 1766.18, "end": 1768.66, "text": " Even when they were announcing it dude, I was tight for it."}, {"start": 1768.66, "end": 1771.46, "text": " I thought it looked awesome, man."}, {"start": 1771.46, "end": 1793.78, "text": " I remember playing the game and it was heavily following the road to kill so many of the same"}, {"start": 1793.78, "end": 1798.26, "text": " mobs over and over again."}, {"start": 1798.26, "end": 1802.5, "text": " that's what I specifically remember. Everything they showed in that trailer was sick, but"}, {"start": 1802.5, "end": 1806.82, "text": " I remember Dragon's Dog was trailer for sick too, like the dragon looked awesome."}, {"start": 1809.22, "end": 1812.1, "text": " The world was 10 out of 10?"}, {"start": 1812.1000000000001, "end": 1814.1000000000001, "text": " And then..."}, {"start": 1825.1000000000001, "end": 1828.1000000000001, "text": " It has zero meaning to the first one."}, {"start": 1828.1000000000001, "end": 1834.1000000000001, "text": " I don't know. You take on survivor genre, but in nostalgic sense."}, {"start": 1834.1000000000001, "end": 1836.1000000000001, "text": " Brother."}, {"start": 1836.1000000000001, "end": 1844.1000000000001, "text": " That's crazy, dude."}, {"start": 1844.1000000000001, "end": 1849.5000000000002, "text": " I'm hype as fuck, how are the reviews?"}, {"start": 1849.5000000000002, "end": 1850.5000000000002, "text": " Probably good."}, {"start": 1850.5000000000002, "end": 1852.5000000000002, "text": " Very positive."}, {"start": 1852.5000000000002, "end": 1854.18, "text": " Mixed?"}, {"start": 1854.18, "end": 1859.18, "text": " Why are they mixed?"}, {"start": 1859.18, "end": 1860.18, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1860.18, "end": 1861.18, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1861.18, "end": 1862.18, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1862.18, "end": 1872.18, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know. Oh, the performance, true."}, {"start": 1892.18, "end": 1908.8600000000001, "text": " gothic was funny I see the appeal to it I have like that definitely had that old RPG"}, {"start": 1908.8600000000001, "end": 1919.3, "text": " charm to it you know you're just like a it's definitely it was it's it's got that old school"}, {"start": 1919.3, "end": 1927.78, "text": " buy for sure yeah it was kind of hilarious too the way they treat the main character in the"}, {"start": 1927.78, "end": 1937.22, "text": " circumstances they put you in are funny watch the OOT trailer brother we seen him brother we seen him"}, {"start": 1939.54, "end": 1946.82, "text": " this guy was pogging in his jammies oh my god OOT on my nine"}, {"start": 1949.3, "end": 1951.3, "text": " Mother! Mother!"}, {"start": 1951.3, "end": 1955.3, "text": " They will waste our ulti!"}, {"start": 1955.3, "end": 1958.3, "text": " Shut all down, Yorna!"}, {"start": 1958.3, "end": 1962.3, "text": " I told you be quiet, Yorna!"}, {"start": 1962.3, "end": 1964.3, "text": " Mother! Mother!"}, {"start": 1966.3, "end": 1968.3, "text": " No ulti!"}, {"start": 1972.3, "end": 1975.3, "text": " What is this? Satellite Odyssey, Jupiter?"}, {"start": 1979.3, "end": 1981.3, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1990.98, "end": 1992.98, "text": " Tell those"}, {"start": 1996.94, "end": 1998.94, "text": " Well, we got it bro"}, {"start": 2009.3, "end": 2011.3, "text": " so"}, {"start": 2027.3, "end": 2029.3, "text": " Okay, okay"}, {"start": 2039.3, "end": 2041.3, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2050.14, "end": 2052.14, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 2057.62, "end": 2059.62, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 2062.74, "end": 2064.74, "text": " Sure man sure"}, {"start": 2069.3, "end": 2076.3, "text": " Who actually plays this?"}, {"start": 2076.3, "end": 2087.3, "text": " You know, bro, you know, brother, things."}, {"start": 2087.3, "end": 2094.3, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2094.3, "end": 2103.42, "text": " Sniper Dan Demo, what do we have here, what do we have here?"}, {"start": 2103.42, "end": 2112.94, "text": " Sniper Dan Demo, single player, bro there's no, there's no quirky little demos, uh multiplayer"}, {"start": 2112.94, "end": 2119.94, "text": " demos got released."}, {"start": 2119.94, "end": 2138.94, "text": " What the hell is this, man?"}, {"start": 2138.94, "end": 2140.94, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 2152.94, "end": 2154.94, "text": " Yo, Sniper Dan!"}, {"start": 2156.94, "end": 2158.94, "text": " Yo, good thing this is just like a quirky game."}, {"start": 2162.94, "end": 2164.94, "text": " Sniper Von!"}, {"start": 2168.94, "end": 2177.58, "text": " why not why not why not yeah this could actually be kind of fun maybe it looks like"}, {"start": 2177.58, "end": 2180.06, "text": " Like, uh, you know, hit an object game?"}, {"start": 2180.06, "end": 2182.7, "text": " Come on, bro, why not?"}, {"start": 2182.7, "end": 2183.7, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 2183.7, "end": 2184.7, "text": " Sure, sure."}, {"start": 2191.7, "end": 2192.94, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 2192.94, "end": 2195.9, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 2195.9, "end": 2198.38, "text": " New fears and fathom."}, {"start": 2198.38, "end": 2200.54, "text": " Scratch Creek tomorrow."}, {"start": 2200.54, "end": 2202.04, "text": " Brother, at this point, you're just"}, {"start": 2202.04, "end": 2205.8199999999997, "text": " like a mod in the Discord that just comes in here"}, {"start": 2205.82, "end": 2209.1000000000004, "text": " and says that shit and I fucking read it by accident."}, {"start": 2209.1000000000004, "end": 2210.26, "text": " You motherfucker."}, {"start": 2215.86, "end": 2217.9, "text": " I know they add everyone you motherfuckers"}, {"start": 2217.9, "end": 2220.98, "text": " to be like a sample, just fucking say some random shit"}, {"start": 2220.98, "end": 2222.86, "text": " and just fucking just put that shit"}, {"start": 2222.86, "end": 2224.06, "text": " in everybody's Twitch chat"}, {"start": 2224.06, "end": 2226.38, "text": " and hopefully someone reads it."}, {"start": 2226.38, "end": 2228.2200000000003, "text": " Free ad."}, {"start": 2228.2200000000003, "end": 2230.7000000000003, "text": " They have play test even though you said"}, {"start": 2230.7000000000003, "end": 2232.1400000000003, "text": " that you're not really high for it."}, {"start": 2232.1400000000003, "end": 2233.3, "text": " Oh, engine fault."}, {"start": 2233.3, "end": 2240.0600000000004, "text": " Yeah, this one looks kind of like I'll try it, bro."}, {"start": 2240.0600000000004, "end": 2242.7400000000002, "text": " Just out of curiosity."}, {"start": 2242.7400000000002, "end": 2260.02, "text": " This is an extractor, but oh wait, you have access all the, oh, you don't get instant"}, {"start": 2260.02, "end": 2277.7599999999998, "text": " access hmm isn't it more like rust I have no idea man three games releasing"}, {"start": 2277.76, "end": 2289.84, "text": " tomorrow oh sand comes out tomorrow really really really"}, {"start": 2295.6000000000004, "end": 2301.92, "text": " i thought the biggest thing that clearly came out of uh the nintendo direct was"}, {"start": 2301.92, "end": 2306.8, "text": " Ocarina of time acting out demo, which one is this?"}, {"start": 2324.7200000000003, "end": 2327.76, "text": " Um, hold on let me see here. Hmm"}, {"start": 2327.76, "end": 2334.76, "text": " Oh, yeah, 33 immortals comes out tomorrow as well."}, {"start": 2334.76, "end": 2339.4, "text": " Oh, is this game out today?"}, {"start": 2339.4, "end": 2343.6800000000003, "text": " Mecha Chameleon, did this come out?"}, {"start": 2343.6800000000003, "end": 2346.0, "text": " Potential game of the year?"}, {"start": 2346.0, "end": 2349.0, "text": " Probably comes out in 18 minutes."}, {"start": 2349.0, "end": 2353.92, "text": " Yes, I will actually play this when it comes out."}, {"start": 2353.92, "end": 2357.44, "text": " The only thing is no one's going to play and it's just going to be stream snipers and then"}, {"start": 2357.44, "end": 2367.8, "text": " going to know what prop I am says 10 hours oh my god brother would oh never"}, {"start": 2367.8, "end": 2377.0, "text": " mind usually games launch at 1 p.m. I guess not this one into the fire oh does"}, {"start": 2377.0, "end": 2385.34, "text": " this actually have a playtest I swear I wish listed this game they have a demo"}, {"start": 2385.34, "end": 2394.7200000000003, "text": " out I joined the play test I will play this it was supposed to be a quiet trip I will"}, {"start": 2394.7200000000003, "end": 2402.1800000000003, "text": " play this I wish listed this shit I thought I looked sick new game from"}, {"start": 2402.18, "end": 2404.18, "text": " um, Nidhog Devs?"}, {"start": 2406.94, "end": 2407.44, "text": " Blood..."}, {"start": 2410.44, "end": 2411.44, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 2413.58, "end": 2415.58, "text": " Yo, Nidhog Devs!"}, {"start": 2416.08, "end": 2417.08, "text": " Single player?"}, {"start": 2418.24, "end": 2419.12, "text": " What did they make?"}, {"start": 2432.18, "end": 2458.8199999999997, "text": " very different from the dock very different"}, {"start": 2458.8199999999997, "end": 2461.66, "text": " sure man sure sure sure sure brother sure"}, {"start": 2461.66, "end": 2465.3799999999997, "text": " Oh yeah, actually, wasn't there access for, where is this?"}, {"start": 2467.18, "end": 2470.1, "text": " Gate guard simulator, I might hit that up as well."}, {"start": 2472.98, "end": 2475.3399999999997, "text": " See the one-piece cooking game they announced?"}, {"start": 2475.3399999999997, "end": 2476.18, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2481.7, "end": 2484.06, "text": " Yeah, that looks whatever dude."}, {"start": 2484.06, "end": 2486.66, "text": " I played Killer Gate yesterday."}, {"start": 2486.66, "end": 2501.62, "text": " I'm not super hyped. I know some people are. I'm more hyped for Zelda, to be honest. This"}, {"start": 2501.62, "end": 2506.8599999999997, "text": " game actually comes out tomorrow. I forgot I played it when it first went on their Steam"}, {"start": 2506.86, "end": 2514.2200000000003, "text": " next fest. Oh wait, did they change the name? It used to be called sand. Now it's called Raiders of"}, {"start": 2514.2200000000003, "end": 2523.26, "text": " Sophie. I forgot, right? Is there a mega server or you connect to a server in this?"}, {"start": 2529.6600000000003, "end": 2532.3, "text": " Is it a mega server? Oh, so you just hop right in."}, {"start": 2532.3, "end": 2537.42, "text": " Oh yeah, I'll play when it drops tomorrow for sure"}, {"start": 2557.82, "end": 2560.54, "text": " Burgling gnomes, Burgling gnomes was kind of funny"}, {"start": 2562.3, "end": 2574.5, "text": " Let me see here, into the fire."}, {"start": 2574.5, "end": 2582.1800000000003, "text": " This game looked kinda sick."}, {"start": 2582.1800000000003, "end": 2586.82, "text": " I'll try 33 immortals."}, {"start": 2586.82, "end": 2588.82, "text": " Into the fire."}, {"start": 2588.82, "end": 2591.98, "text": " Alright, did they pull this shit off?"}, {"start": 2591.98, "end": 2595.78, "text": " Is this the greatest fire I've ever seen in gaming history?"}, {"start": 2595.78, "end": 2598.18, "text": " Let's find out."}, {"start": 2598.18, "end": 2601.58, "text": " Why did I wish list this?"}, {"start": 2601.58, "end": 2603.38, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2603.38, "end": 2609.78, "text": " Ah, let's see."}, {"start": 2609.78, "end": 2612.78, "text": " Okay, we gotta restart."}, {"start": 2612.78, "end": 2615.78, "text": " Hold up, we gotta restart the machine."}, {"start": 2615.78, "end": 2618.66, "text": " We gotta restart the machine."}, {"start": 2618.66, "end": 2619.66, "text": " There's a leaderboard."}, {"start": 2619.66, "end": 2631.8999999999996, "text": " Excuse me?"}, {"start": 2631.8999999999996, "end": 2635.02, "text": " Let's see, let's see."}, {"start": 2635.02, "end": 2642.06, "text": " Alright, what do we have here?"}, {"start": 2642.06, "end": 2643.06, "text": " Skip intro, no."}, {"start": 2643.06, "end": 2649.14, "text": " Right here, I see the volcano at its heart and it's stuck for more than a century in"}, {"start": 2649.14, "end": 2653.58, "text": " the journey seemed safe. By his side was William, an experienced guide who had spent his life"}, {"start": 2653.58, "end": 2656.94, "text": " on the island, whatever Frank did or not. William knew the way. Then on the day they"}, {"start": 2656.94, "end": 2662.8199999999997, "text": " set up the volcano woke, at first it was quite quiet, a tremor, a distant roar. Then came"}, {"start": 2662.8199999999997, "end": 2666.06, "text": " the lava, the ash and fire, settlements were buried, roads disappeared, people were cut"}, {"start": 2666.06, "end": 2669.18, "text": " off, the island became a place of smoke heat and things no one could explain. Frank and"}, {"start": 2669.18, "end": 2674.6, "text": " William survived, but they refused to wait for a rescue. Every run deeper, every run"}, {"start": 2674.6, "end": 2678.7799999999997, "text": " deeper into the island is a choice. Recover what still matters, rescue who you can and"}, {"start": 2678.78, "end": 2682.34, "text": " bring it back before the island closes in. Yeah, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 2683.86, "end": 2688.7000000000003, "text": " I was a firefighter. Manage your resources, you can split items,"}, {"start": 2688.7400000000002, "end": 2694.0800000000004, "text": " upgrade your backpack. Wait, what? I thought this game was just"}, {"start": 2694.0800000000004, "end": 2696.82, "text": " like you're a firefighter and there's different scenarios."}, {"start": 2698.1400000000003, "end": 2699.5800000000004, "text": " Okay, interesting."}, {"start": 2699.58, "end": 2706.58, "text": " While being in a run, alright."}, {"start": 2706.58, "end": 2710.86, "text": " Alright, hold up, hold up."}, {"start": 2710.86, "end": 2711.86, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 2711.86, "end": 2716.86, "text": " Alright, Chaker, we're coming upon you to sink."}, {"start": 2716.86, "end": 2722.46, "text": " Wow, this is very different from what I thought."}, {"start": 2722.46, "end": 2725.98, "text": " So, what's the scene?"}, {"start": 2725.98, "end": 2731.34, "text": " When survivors across the island rescue them from deadly dangerous conditions, escort people"}, {"start": 2731.34, "end": 2737.78, "text": " to various environments, enter the burning district, rescue survivors, avoid collapse"}, {"start": 2737.78, "end": 2742.02, "text": " in the street, choose your gear, watch your danger level, make it in time by escaping"}, {"start": 2742.02, "end": 2743.02, "text": " through an extraction point."}, {"start": 2743.02, "end": 2745.02, "text": " Like last night"}, {"start": 2747.98, "end": 2753.3, "text": " See that burn fan near the market looks like some kind of rescue crew got caught in the eruption"}, {"start": 2753.78, "end": 2759.1, "text": " Check the area. They might have left behind gear supplies anything we can still use"}, {"start": 2767.98, "end": 2769.98, "text": " The area check it out"}, {"start": 2769.98, "end": 2781.34, "text": " Alright hold up. What do we have here? Inspect. Let me go find some shit. Marks it on your"}, {"start": 2781.34, "end": 2795.7, "text": " map. Oh I have an axe too. Let me break some doors down. What the fuck bro? Basic gear,"}, {"start": 2795.7000000000003, "end": 2797.7000000000003, "text": " container nozzle rescue pack."}, {"start": 2807.7000000000003, "end": 2812.7000000000003, "text": " Oh, you can break shirt too? Wait, what if I... Oh god."}, {"start": 2825.7000000000003, "end": 2828.7000000000003, "text": " Damn it Frank."}, {"start": 2828.7000000000003, "end": 2831.7000000000003, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 2834.7000000000003, "end": 2836.7000000000003, "text": " Haha, what?"}, {"start": 2836.7000000000003, "end": 2838.7000000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2842.7000000000003, "end": 2845.7000000000003, "text": " Steps taken 125."}, {"start": 2848.7000000000003, "end": 2852.7000000000003, "text": " Alright, let's try that again. What do we have going on here? What is this game?"}, {"start": 2852.7000000000003, "end": 2854.7000000000003, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 2855.7000000000003, "end": 2857.7000000000003, "text": " Just like IRL."}, {"start": 2861.7000000000003, "end": 2866.7000000000003, "text": " Y'all give it a second, brother. Hold on, man."}, {"start": 2866.7000000000003, "end": 2869.7000000000003, "text": " This is at least trying something a little different here."}, {"start": 2869.7000000000003, "end": 2873.7000000000003, "text": " Okay, Mr. Earl Harkin, Hi-Pogs and every roguelike. Okay."}, {"start": 2876.7000000000003, "end": 2878.7000000000003, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 2879.7000000000003, "end": 2883.7000000000003, "text": " This guy clearly made something a little different."}, {"start": 2883.7000000000003, "end": 2887.0200000000004, "text": " All right, hold on, build a campfire."}, {"start": 2890.26, "end": 2891.6200000000003, "text": " Wait, is this a roguelike?"}, {"start": 2893.3, "end": 2894.78, "text": " Oh, good God."}, {"start": 2898.34, "end": 2901.38, "text": " What's your oris sleep score?"}, {"start": 2902.26, "end": 2904.26, "text": " I stopped wearing mine."}, {"start": 2904.26, "end": 2907.9800000000005, "text": " And I also heard they got bought by a surveillance company."}, {"start": 2909.2400000000002, "end": 2910.1600000000003, "text": " Good timing."}, {"start": 2910.16, "end": 2915.16, "text": " Okay, common room."}, {"start": 2915.16, "end": 2928.16, "text": " This must be like the overworld, look inside."}, {"start": 2928.16, "end": 2935.16, "text": " Alright, how do I build?"}, {"start": 2935.16, "end": 2937.16, "text": " Oh, here we go."}, {"start": 2937.16, "end": 2944.16, "text": " Okay, really?"}, {"start": 2944.16, "end": 2945.16, "text": " Right here."}, {"start": 2945.16, "end": 2946.16, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 2946.16, "end": 2948.16, "text": " Upgrade exit build mode."}, {"start": 2948.16, "end": 2950.16, "text": " F is cosmetic."}, {"start": 2950.16, "end": 2953.16, "text": " Okay, back to game."}, {"start": 2953.16, "end": 2957.16, "text": " Right click, toggle, hold, select building."}, {"start": 2957.16, "end": 2959.16, "text": " Cinema USA's progress."}, {"start": 2959.16, "end": 2962.16, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 2962.16, "end": 2965.16, "text": " That's how you save."}, {"start": 2965.16, "end": 2968.3999999999996, "text": " Hey, Seeker, you ready for a hell of a trip?"}, {"start": 2968.3999999999996, "end": 2969.56, "text": " Yes, we gotta go back."}, {"start": 2969.56, "end": 2971.24, "text": " Travel."}, {"start": 2971.24, "end": 2972.68, "text": " Oh, so you actually do have them."}, {"start": 2972.68, "end": 2973.96, "text": " Okay, interesting."}, {"start": 2973.96, "end": 2974.96, "text": " New Syndra."}, {"start": 2977.7999999999997, "end": 2979.8799999999997, "text": " This guy brings us here to Scabinch."}, {"start": 2984.08, "end": 2985.7599999999998, "text": " All right, Seeker."}, {"start": 2985.7599999999998, "end": 2987.04, "text": " New Syndra ahead."}, {"start": 2987.04, "end": 2988.52, "text": " Get your hands ready."}, {"start": 2988.52, "end": 2989.8399999999997, "text": " We've got work to do."}, {"start": 2989.84, "end": 2991.84, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2997.52, "end": 2999.52, "text": " Here we go"}, {"start": 3001.36, "end": 3010.2400000000002, "text": " Looks like I can pick it up but I gotta find something to take this out. Oh shit, I don't have my axe"}, {"start": 3015.28, "end": 3018.32, "text": " This game is actually an extractor what the fuck"}, {"start": 3019.84, "end": 3034.28, "text": " and melee all my corpses here oh yeah my pickaxe is right there"}, {"start": 3035.0, "end": 3044.84, "text": " you put the backpack to carry more items use the extra space rescue pack"}, {"start": 3044.84, "end": 3053.0, "text": " slots 15 I have it on already you can kick as well"}, {"start": 3055.4, "end": 3060.88, "text": " alright I gotta find a way to get in there so I don't have my pickaxe"}, {"start": 3061.2000000000003, "end": 3074.2400000000002, "text": " shit you can't crouch dodge roll cool yourself let's see okay"}, {"start": 3074.2400000000002, "end": 3078.2400000000002, "text": " Select tool, map, log, we're gonna..."}, {"start": 3082.2400000000002, "end": 3084.2400000000002, "text": " I don't have anything with C right now."}, {"start": 3084.2400000000002, "end": 3087.2400000000002, "text": " I think I fucked myself by dying early."}, {"start": 3093.2400000000002, "end": 3095.2400000000002, "text": " Okay, I can just like walk it and grab this."}, {"start": 3096.2400000000002, "end": 3098.2400000000002, "text": " I thought it was gonna kill me."}, {"start": 3099.2400000000002, "end": 3101.2400000000002, "text": " Old lumberjack axe, no idea."}, {"start": 3101.2400000000002, "end": 3103.2400000000002, "text": " Yeah, ult to refill."}, {"start": 3119.2400000000002, "end": 3121.2400000000002, "text": " Yeah, brother, chill!"}, {"start": 3121.2400000000002, "end": 3139.36, "text": " fire opal a gemstone and a totem move one move all with shift"}, {"start": 3139.36, "end": 3140.56, "text": " Okay, I see you."}, {"start": 3148.78, "end": 3150.06, "text": " Oh, shit!"}, {"start": 3155.6600000000003, "end": 3158.6600000000003, "text": " Um, a volcano erupted and fucked everything up."}, {"start": 3159.02, "end": 3160.2200000000003, "text": " Yeah, can I kick the door?"}, {"start": 3162.2200000000003, "end": 3163.36, "text": " How can she kick me?"}, {"start": 3163.7200000000003, "end": 3164.46, "text": " How can?"}, {"start": 3164.46, "end": 3170.7400000000002, "text": " All right, ow apparently it exerts my whole being kicking once"}, {"start": 3177.2200000000003, "end": 3180.2, "text": " It's gonna take five years, but the water"}, {"start": 3186.7400000000002, "end": 3189.34, "text": " I'll find another axe I'll find another one"}, {"start": 3189.34, "end": 3198.6800000000003, "text": " I'm leaving."}, {"start": 3198.6800000000003, "end": 3204.34, "text": " Next Thunderstorm at 45% next earthquake in a minute, danger level 30."}, {"start": 3204.34, "end": 3207.34, "text": " Build a campfire."}, {"start": 3207.34, "end": 3218.34, "text": " Wait, the extraction point is right next to me."}, {"start": 3218.34, "end": 3226.44, "text": " I just fucking leave it spawn me right near the extraction point"}, {"start": 3242.1200000000003, "end": 3244.1200000000003, "text": " Okay, what fuck is this"}, {"start": 3248.34, "end": 3253.34, "text": " What do we have in here?"}, {"start": 3253.34, "end": 3254.34, "text": " Nothing?"}, {"start": 3254.34, "end": 3258.34, "text": " What do we have available in 10 seconds?"}, {"start": 3258.34, "end": 3265.34, "text": " Yeah, maybe I keep moving out and exploring."}, {"start": 3265.34, "end": 3266.34, "text": " Or I go back to base."}, {"start": 3266.34, "end": 3273.34, "text": " I'm going to extract and see if I can make a pickaxe, because I need that to progress."}, {"start": 3273.34, "end": 3280.34, "text": " I may have missed the timing there."}, {"start": 3280.34, "end": 3289.34, "text": " Alright, let's keep going."}, {"start": 3289.34, "end": 3290.34, "text": " Three minutes?"}, {"start": 3290.34, "end": 3291.34, "text": " Probably missed it?"}, {"start": 3291.34, "end": 3293.34, "text": " Fuck that, I'm moving."}, {"start": 3293.34, "end": 3297.34, "text": " Wait, there's no other extraction point at all on the map."}, {"start": 3297.34, "end": 3298.34, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3298.34, "end": 3299.34, "text": " Fine."}, {"start": 3299.34, "end": 3304.34, "text": " Fine, loot all of this shit."}, {"start": 3304.34, "end": 3309.34, "text": " I must be able to sell some of this stuff."}, {"start": 3309.34, "end": 3317.34, "text": " Yeah, like I need my axe to break a lot of the resources."}, {"start": 3317.34, "end": 3321.34, "text": " It's said to put the backpack on."}, {"start": 3321.34, "end": 3327.34, "text": " Main quests, build a campfire, basic gear, old lumber, jack, axe."}, {"start": 3327.34, "end": 3337.34, "text": " I can't craft, though."}, {"start": 3337.34, "end": 3347.34, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 3347.34, "end": 3350.34, "text": " A pose card?"}, {"start": 3350.34, "end": 3357.34, "text": " Oh, yeah, I'm stuck."}, {"start": 3357.34, "end": 3362.34, "text": " Elistir mine."}, {"start": 3362.34, "end": 3369.34, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 3369.34, "end": 3379.34, "text": " This is definitely a game."}, {"start": 3379.34, "end": 3385.34, "text": " Cup of the day?"}, {"start": 3385.34, "end": 3388.6400000000003, "text": " Yeah, I could."}, {"start": 3388.6400000000003, "end": 3391.58, "text": " I could go to cup of the day mode."}, {"start": 3391.58, "end": 3397.34, "text": " I have everything ready, I could."}, {"start": 3397.34, "end": 3405.34, "text": " I'm going in."}, {"start": 3405.34, "end": 3417.54, "text": " I'm sitting in Lagoon detected."}, {"start": 3417.54, "end": 3419.38, "text": " The new Battlefield 6 map?"}, {"start": 3419.38, "end": 3420.38, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 3420.38, "end": 3421.38, "text": " Uh-uh."}, {"start": 3421.38, "end": 3433.38, "text": " You know, it was B to build, but now there's no build button."}, {"start": 3433.38, "end": 3445.9, "text": " Water container, recoverable resources, nozzle, BF mage you?"}, {"start": 3445.9, "end": 3451.1400000000003, "text": " Yeah, I just don't really feel like playing it right now though."}, {"start": 3451.1400000000003, "end": 3455.6600000000003, "text": " Oh, I know, there's an extraction right here."}, {"start": 3455.6600000000003, "end": 3459.82, "text": " Just gonna get all the resources and leave."}, {"start": 3459.82, "end": 3466.0800000000004, "text": " right wait now what the fuck the same one"}, {"start": 3466.08, "end": 3488.24, "text": " My guy's always acting like he's stuck to stop."}, {"start": 3488.24, "end": 3490.56, "text": " Any movement is wild."}, {"start": 3490.56, "end": 3491.56, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3491.56, "end": 3494.56, "text": " Let's not shift if he moves at all. He's tired."}, {"start": 3496.56, "end": 3500.56, "text": " There's a well over here. Relatable character."}, {"start": 3504.56, "end": 3508.56, "text": " You got some pumpkins? Some yummy? Some yummy yummy?"}, {"start": 3516.56, "end": 3518.56, "text": " Open, bro. Open. Shit."}, {"start": 3521.56, "end": 3528.56, "text": " I can't really put that out."}, {"start": 3528.56, "end": 3534.36, "text": " Oh, I'm not."}, {"start": 3534.36, "end": 3540.0, "text": " I am progressing further in."}, {"start": 3540.0, "end": 3542.0, "text": " I am not evacuating."}, {"start": 3542.0, "end": 3549.0, "text": " I'm headed into this shit."}, {"start": 3549.0, "end": 3555.0, "text": " What? Holy shit, wait, hold on!"}, {"start": 3560.0, "end": 3563.0, "text": " What the hell? Am I gonna take any damage?"}, {"start": 3572.0, "end": 3574.0, "text": " Alright, fine, I'm living."}, {"start": 3574.0, "end": 3581.0, "text": " Replay day is gone."}, {"start": 3581.0, "end": 3582.0, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 3582.0, "end": 3589.0, "text": " I don't think I ever beat it."}, {"start": 3589.0, "end": 3592.0, "text": " Help me!"}, {"start": 3592.0, "end": 3594.0, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 3594.0, "end": 3595.0, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 3595.0, "end": 3596.0, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 3596.0, "end": 3597.0, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 3597.0, "end": 3598.0, "text": " Help us!"}, {"start": 3598.0, "end": 3599.0, "text": " Help us!"}, {"start": 3599.0, "end": 3601.0, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 3619.56, "end": 3621.56, "text": " Put that shit out right there. Put that shit out right there."}, {"start": 3624.04, "end": 3626.04, "text": " We're making that live!"}, {"start": 3629.0, "end": 3634.0, "text": " Oh, I'm alive."}, {"start": 3634.0, "end": 3650.64, "text": " No, no, no, Nintendo is going to make a Splatoon extraction shooter."}, {"start": 3650.64, "end": 3653.92, "text": " I mean, Splatoon is huge in Japan, isn't it?"}, {"start": 3653.92, "end": 3655.84, "text": " Yeah, I agree, guys."}, {"start": 3655.84, "end": 3657.96, "text": " Do we do some trackmania?"}, {"start": 3657.96, "end": 3661.56, "text": " I agreed. I agreed. We're going to the racetrack today, boys."}, {"start": 3663.2400000000002, "end": 3666.04, "text": " We're headed to the, we're headed to the racetrack today, brother."}, {"start": 3667.48, "end": 3669.16, "text": " For 20 minutes or an hour."}, {"start": 3672.04, "end": 3674.28, "text": " And if this actually works on the first attempt."}, {"start": 3680.76, "end": 3683.88, "text": " How many people? I wonder how many people are still in a cup of the day, over a thousand?"}, {"start": 3683.88, "end": 3693.88, "text": " We're about to find out, I think it was I, it was cool."}, {"start": 3693.88, "end": 3701.28, "text": " Alright, is it gonna work?"}, {"start": 3701.28, "end": 3708.28, "text": " I remember I got the subscription for this."}, {"start": 3708.28, "end": 3735.6000000000004, "text": " Do I have track of the day and then did it save my cars I have none of my cars"}, {"start": 3735.6, "end": 3746.98, "text": " are you kidding me? are you joking my shit? yeah man, this isn't the right account so"}, {"start": 3746.98, "end": 3764.44, "text": " I have none of my skins, I just have a generic piece of shit. whatever man. alright, let's"}, {"start": 3764.44, "end": 3765.52, "text": " Let's see, let's see."}, {"start": 3767.12, "end": 3769.64, "text": " We're going, I need music boys, I need music."}, {"start": 3771.7200000000003, "end": 3773.52, "text": " I don't know what happened to my other account."}, {"start": 3773.52, "end": 3774.68, "text": " I have no idea."}, {"start": 3776.48, "end": 3779.08, "text": " I have like a weird account limbo going on"}, {"start": 3779.08, "end": 3780.66, "text": " on two UB accounts."}, {"start": 3788.64, "end": 3790.86, "text": " No way dude, I'm all that boring."}, {"start": 3792.32, "end": 3793.6, "text": " I'm all that boring dude."}, {"start": 3794.44, "end": 3811.44, "text": " Nope. I'm not interested. Nope. No. Dude, this is dumb as hell, bro. I don't care."}, {"start": 3811.44, "end": 3822.44, "text": " Nah. Nah, never mind. We're not doing this. Nope. I'll wait until it's a regular map."}, {"start": 3822.44, "end": 3826.44, "text": " We'll play the Star Fox demo instead. I'm not interested chat"}, {"start": 3828.28, "end": 3833.6, "text": " Why is no one playing this on twitch no one cares 1.2k viewers what the hell"}, {"start": 3835.8, "end": 3837.8, "text": " No one cares"}, {"start": 3843.92, "end": 3847.54, "text": " You signed up for the Guild Wars 3 beta I have not I did not know"}, {"start": 3852.44, "end": 3871.16, "text": " All right, ready? Let's see what we have here. Star Fox sucks. Let's find out together if"}, {"start": 3871.16, "end": 3887.6, "text": " you're correct with that statement. Oh nice, this actually works. Because who cares?"}, {"start": 3887.6, "end": 3893.6, "text": " It's something to play. It's something new to play. Why not?"}, {"start": 3898.6, "end": 3901.6, "text": " Why not, my doodle-o-skee? Why not?"}, {"start": 3908.6, "end": 3910.6, "text": " Battlefield one time?"}, {"start": 3912.6, "end": 3915.6, "text": " No, I don't think so. I don't think so."}, {"start": 3917.6, "end": 3935.48, "text": " Nintendo presents Star Fox."}, {"start": 3935.48, "end": 3940.2799999999997, "text": " Gears time true, true."}, {"start": 3970.28, "end": 3973.48, "text": " And thank you for accepting this mission, James."}, {"start": 3973.48, "end": 3975.0800000000004, "text": " You're the only one I can trust in."}, {"start": 3975.0800000000004, "end": 3978.6800000000003, "text": " No General Pepper, do you read me?"}, {"start": 3978.6800000000003, "end": 3980.6800000000003, "text": " General Pepper!"}, {"start": 3980.6800000000003, "end": 3982.88, "text": " Stay sharp, team."}, {"start": 3982.88, "end": 3984.6800000000003, "text": " Are you seeing this, James?"}, {"start": 3984.6800000000003, "end": 3989.28, "text": " According to my instruments, the atmosphere is highly toxic."}, {"start": 3989.28, "end": 3992.0800000000004, "text": " And we're doing this job for next to nothing?"}, {"start": 3992.0800000000004, "end": 3995.0800000000004, "text": " We're supposed to be mercs, not chumps."}, {"start": 3995.0800000000004, "end": 3996.78, "text": " Pigma?"}, {"start": 3996.78, "end": 3998.6800000000003, "text": " Ligma's brother?"}, {"start": 3998.6800000000003, "end": 4000.28, "text": " Yeah, sure."}, {"start": 4000.28, "end": 4004.6000000000004, "text": " General Pepper says his people have to take the right track of the Invenom's surface."}, {"start": 4004.6000000000004, "end": 4007.76, "text": " He's concerned that there's something to do with Dr. Andros."}, {"start": 4007.76, "end": 4010.9600000000005, "text": " It's been years since Andros was banished here, James."}, {"start": 4010.9600000000005, "end": 4012.9600000000005, "text": " If the atmosphere is poisonous."}, {"start": 4012.9600000000005, "end": 4015.4, "text": " All the more reason to figure out what's going on."}, {"start": 4015.4, "end": 4018.6400000000003, "text": " Dr. Andros made mistakes, and he paid the price for them."}, {"start": 4018.6400000000003, "end": 4021.8, "text": " But whatever else he is, he is a genius."}, {"start": 4021.8, "end": 4023.9600000000005, "text": " Maybe he found a way to survive."}, {"start": 4023.9600000000005, "end": 4024.9600000000005, "text": " Our leader."}, {"start": 4024.9600000000005, "end": 4026.9600000000005, "text": " Such a bleeding heart."}, {"start": 4028.6800000000003, "end": 4035.6800000000003, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 4035.6800000000003, "end": 4040.6800000000003, "text": " Pigman."}, {"start": 4040.6800000000003, "end": 4048.6800000000003, "text": " Shit, I do not remember Pigmas."}, {"start": 4048.6800000000003, "end": 4053.6800000000003, "text": " What could I say? My new boss pays better."}, {"start": 4053.6800000000003, "end": 4056.6800000000003, "text": " Yeah, I do not remember Pegmas."}, {"start": 4056.6800000000003, "end": 4062.6800000000003, "text": " Sopper. Death. All who stand in the way of my vengeance."}, {"start": 4062.6800000000003, "end": 4064.6800000000003, "text": " Is that Dr. Enros?"}, {"start": 4064.6800000000003, "end": 4067.6800000000003, "text": " Don't let them escape!"}, {"start": 4067.6800000000003, "end": 4078.6800000000003, "text": " I can't shake him."}, {"start": 4078.6800000000003, "end": 4082.6800000000003, "text": " Hey Peppy!"}, {"start": 4082.6800000000003, "end": 4084.6800000000003, "text": " Catch!"}, {"start": 4084.6800000000003, "end": 4089.6800000000003, "text": " Try it!"}, {"start": 4089.6800000000003, "end": 4093.6800000000003, "text": " Haha, okay."}, {"start": 4093.6800000000003, "end": 4098.68, "text": " This is Star Fox, the movie of the game."}, {"start": 4098.68, "end": 4100.68, "text": " Come in, Peppy. Do you read me?"}, {"start": 4100.68, "end": 4102.68, "text": " I'm losing altitude."}, {"start": 4102.68, "end": 4104.68, "text": " Peppy, you need to get out of here."}, {"start": 4104.68, "end": 4106.68, "text": " More in the general."}, {"start": 4106.68, "end": 4108.68, "text": " Not without you, James."}, {"start": 4108.68, "end": 4110.68, "text": " That's an order."}, {"start": 4116.68, "end": 4118.68, "text": " Peppy, keep an eye on the flanks."}, {"start": 4122.68, "end": 4124.68, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 4128.68, "end": 4130.68, "text": " Five years later..."}, {"start": 4153.68, "end": 4155.68, "text": " No, that was his dad."}, {"start": 4158.68, "end": 4162.6, "text": " This is my star fox and we're doing things my way"}, {"start": 4167.64, "end": 4172.200000000001, "text": " Training initiated welcome to the our wings introductory training module"}, {"start": 4173.400000000001, "end": 4177.360000000001, "text": " Here you'll learn to maneuver your craft and operate its primary features"}, {"start": 4179.84, "end": 4181.84, "text": " Bring now"}, {"start": 4181.84, "end": 4183.84, "text": " Okay, okay!"}, {"start": 4191.32, "end": 4193.32, "text": " Do you wish to- no."}, {"start": 4193.32, "end": 4195.32, "text": " I'm all set with this."}, {"start": 4195.32, "end": 4197.32, "text": " Collect all rings?"}, {"start": 4197.32, "end": 4199.32, "text": " Alright, let me see if I still got it."}, {"start": 4201.32, "end": 4202.32, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 4204.68, "end": 4206.68, "text": " Still got it, boys."}, {"start": 4207.88, "end": 4209.88, "text": " Thank you, Pappy. Thank you."}, {"start": 4209.88, "end": 4210.88, "text": " Thank you, Matt."}, {"start": 4211.84, "end": 4216.24, "text": " particularly useful technique to move left or right."}, {"start": 4216.24, "end": 4217.16, "text": " Tilt thing?"}, {"start": 4217.16, "end": 4219.32, "text": " You can tilt it to turns."}, {"start": 4219.32, "end": 4221.56, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 4221.56, "end": 4224.96, "text": " I see, I see, OK."}, {"start": 4224.96, "end": 4230.76, "text": " All right, let's tilt over here a little, tilt action."}, {"start": 4230.76, "end": 4233.4800000000005, "text": " Little tilt action."}, {"start": 4233.4800000000005, "end": 4236.84, "text": " Try tilting to fly through the obstacles."}, {"start": 4236.84, "end": 4238.84, "text": " I'm up the plane!"}, {"start": 4238.84, "end": 4240.84, "text": " Flubba-Lang!"}, {"start": 4242.84, "end": 4244.84, "text": " You're a natural!"}, {"start": 4244.84, "end": 4246.84, "text": " You got me. Thank you brother, thank you."}, {"start": 4249.84, "end": 4253.84, "text": " Your craft is equipped with a state-of-the-art G-Diffuser system."}, {"start": 4253.84, "end": 4256.84, "text": " The G-Diffuser builds a charge over time."}, {"start": 4256.84, "end": 4261.84, "text": " With a full charge, you'll be able to perform a variety of special maneuvers."}, {"start": 4261.84, "end": 4262.84, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 4262.84, "end": 4264.84, "text": " Try boosting or breaking now."}, {"start": 4264.84, "end": 4266.84, "text": " Let me try it. Oh sure"}, {"start": 4269.28, "end": 4274.28, "text": " Okay, we got the break you hold the button the longer your boost or break action will last"}, {"start": 4275.32, "end": 4279.76, "text": " Your gene diffuser will need to build up a full charge before you can use it again"}, {"start": 4281.64, "end": 4284.88, "text": " Okay, okay, oh you got a full do it you got a full do it"}, {"start": 4284.88, "end": 4302.72, "text": " I'm a natural is okay top up the timing here"}, {"start": 4302.72, "end": 4327.72, "text": " I was testing the feature, the shield, I thought we forgot to charge the shield module, it's"}, {"start": 4327.72, "end": 4329.96, "text": " One of the special maneuvers available to you."}, {"start": 4331.16, "end": 4332.76, "text": " Summersalty!"}, {"start": 4335.96, "end": 4337.96, "text": " Go ahead and perform a Summersault now."}, {"start": 4343.56, "end": 4345.96, "text": " Okay, okay, chill, chill."}, {"start": 4353.320000000001, "end": 4354.52, "text": " Do a Marlon!"}, {"start": 4355.320000000001, "end": 4356.68, "text": " Do a Marlon!"}, {"start": 4357.72, "end": 4362.72, "text": " Wow, this fly's just like the real thing."}, {"start": 4362.72, "end": 4364.72, "text": " Look out!"}, {"start": 4368.72, "end": 4371.72, "text": " All for pity's sake, Slimmy."}, {"start": 4371.72, "end": 4373.72, "text": " Bye, Paul. That one's on me."}, {"start": 4374.72, "end": 4376.72, "text": " Wing damage detected."}, {"start": 4376.72, "end": 4381.72, "text": " When you lose a wing, your arming's handling will be affected."}, {"start": 4381.72, "end": 4382.72, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 4382.72, "end": 4386.72, "text": " You're collecting a wing repair item will restore your wings."}, {"start": 4386.72, "end": 4391.72, "text": " let's see where's the item at? Boom."}, {"start": 4391.72, "end": 4397.72, "text": " It's little B. Little B. Little B."}, {"start": 4407.72, "end": 4414.72, "text": " I forgot that every time you come back to a switch game it's always like oh my god"}, {"start": 4414.72, "end": 4417.76, "text": " Oh my god, the Y's over here, the A's over here."}, {"start": 4417.76, "end": 4422.56, "text": " Like someone just like decided to be different just to be different."}, {"start": 4422.56, "end": 4427.84, "text": " Even though they've been doing it for way longer than the others."}, {"start": 4427.84, "end": 4430.4400000000005, "text": " Hold on, you can remap it."}, {"start": 4430.4400000000005, "end": 4432.08, "text": " I mean, I'll just get used to it."}, {"start": 4432.08, "end": 4435.08, "text": " This just takes a second."}, {"start": 4435.08, "end": 4439.96, "text": " Oh yeah, you can remap."}, {"start": 4439.96, "end": 4445.96, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 4445.96, "end": 4449.96, "text": " You can charge your laser before firing to produce a more powerful shot."}, {"start": 4449.96, "end": 4450.96, "text": " Ah, yes."}, {"start": 4450.96, "end": 4455.96, "text": " You can fire another charged shot while your first shot is airborne."}, {"start": 4455.96, "end": 4463.96, "text": " You can lock on to some enemies when your laser is fully charged."}, {"start": 4463.96, "end": 4468.96, "text": " Use a charged shot to destroy a group of enemies."}, {"start": 4468.96, "end": 4478.4, "text": " There it is, boys. Easy clap. Just like that."}, {"start": 4478.4, "end": 4483.04, "text": " Performing a barrel roll generates a shield that will repel enemy fire."}, {"start": 4483.04, "end": 4485.36, "text": " Okay, okay!"}, {"start": 4485.36, "end": 4488.24, "text": " Try a barrel roll now."}, {"start": 4488.24, "end": 4491.28, "text": " That's what I like to see!"}, {"start": 4491.28, "end": 4494.96, "text": " Thank you, Peppy. Peppy. Thank you, brother."}, {"start": 4498.96, "end": 4504.88, "text": " How many sets are good characters are you so nice you can collect and store up to nine bombs"}, {"start": 4510.12, "end": 4516.24, "text": " Launch your bomb then get me to impressing the same input again. Where's the input?"}, {"start": 4520.84, "end": 4523.2, "text": " I'm when locked onto an enemy"}, {"start": 4523.2, "end": 4529.2, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 4529.2, "end": 4531.2, "text": " Done."}, {"start": 4531.2, "end": 4533.2, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 4533.2, "end": 4538.2, "text": " Alright, there it is."}, {"start": 4538.2, "end": 4541.2, "text": " Mouse targeting gameplay?"}, {"start": 4541.2, "end": 4543.2, "text": " You're jerk-on-two controller?"}, {"start": 4543.2, "end": 4545.2, "text": " Would you like to try mouse?"}, {"start": 4545.2, "end": 4547.2, "text": " I'll play it regularly."}, {"start": 4547.2, "end": 4549.2, "text": " Sure about."}, {"start": 4549.2, "end": 4557.2, "text": " The depth is not clear yet. Yeah, exactly, take a second to do that."}, {"start": 4557.2, "end": 4561.2, "text": " Live fire!"}, {"start": 4561.2, "end": 4565.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4565.2, "end": 4569.2, "text": " Whoa, whoa!"}, {"start": 4569.2, "end": 4573.2, "text": " Okay, you chicken mother fucker!"}, {"start": 4573.2, "end": 4583.679999999999, "text": " too slow box maybe next time okay you chicken motherfucker that was reckless palco might have"}, {"start": 4583.679999999999, "end": 4586.8, "text": " looked that way to you but i know what i'm doing all the timer"}, {"start": 4589.679999999999, "end": 4594.0, "text": " your arwing can utilize laser energy items to implement powerful upgrades"}, {"start": 4595.92, "end": 4602.16, "text": " the first upgrade will activate twin lasers come on man second upgrade will supercharge"}, {"start": 4602.16, "end": 4605.16, "text": " charge your twin lasers into powerful hyper lasers."}, {"start": 4607.16, "end": 4609.16, "text": " Got our shield!"}, {"start": 4609.16, "end": 4613.16, "text": " Taking wing damage will cause you to lose any active laser upgrade."}, {"start": 4615.16, "end": 4619.16, "text": " I failed. I failed so bad right there. Holy shit."}, {"start": 4619.16, "end": 4621.16, "text": " It's critical if you keep an eye on your shield gauge."}, {"start": 4625.16, "end": 4627.16, "text": " I pummeled the damn bomb button."}, {"start": 4627.16, "end": 4630.16, "text": " I'm putting a silver ring. We'll refill some of your shield gauge."}, {"start": 4632.16, "end": 4660.5599999999995, "text": " Okay, okay, gotta get all those rings."}, {"start": 4660.56, "end": 4672.200000000001, "text": " Alright, alright, chill."}, {"start": 4672.200000000001, "end": 4673.4400000000005, "text": " All range mode?"}, {"start": 4673.4400000000005, "end": 4685.84, "text": " What is that right there?"}, {"start": 4685.84, "end": 4688.64, "text": " Oh, the mortar."}, {"start": 4688.64, "end": 4695.64, "text": " How old is this game pretty old?"}, {"start": 4695.64, "end": 4697.64, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 4697.64, "end": 4706.64, "text": " Screw you Falco bro!"}, {"start": 4706.64, "end": 4713.64, "text": " You're right, man."}, {"start": 4713.64, "end": 4721.64, "text": " What's all about the auto lock?"}, {"start": 4721.64, "end": 4730.64, "text": " I agree with Peppy."}, {"start": 4730.64, "end": 4731.64, "text": " Let's pick it up."}, {"start": 4748.64, "end": 4750.64, "text": " Uh oh, what the hell did you do, man?"}, {"start": 4750.64, "end": 4757.64, "text": " I'll show you how a real pilot is."}, {"start": 4757.64, "end": 4764.64, "text": " Hold on, hold on, chill, chill, turn around, turn around."}, {"start": 4764.64, "end": 4768.64, "text": " I'm gonna have to just connect."}, {"start": 4768.64, "end": 4770.64, "text": " Let's see what you got, boss."}, {"start": 4770.64, "end": 4776.64, "text": " I'm turning around, chill, brother."}, {"start": 4776.64, "end": 4779.64, "text": " I have no bombs left."}, {"start": 4779.64, "end": 4782.64, "text": " I'm taking too much damage. I guess I'm out."}, {"start": 4782.64, "end": 4785.64, "text": " Alright, happy we got you, bro. We got you."}, {"start": 4791.64, "end": 4794.64, "text": " Oh! And the demo. GG."}, {"start": 4798.64, "end": 4799.64, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 4803.64, "end": 4805.64, "text": " Hey! Who pulled the plug?"}, {"start": 4805.64, "end": 4807.64, "text": " Think you're just getting good."}, {"start": 4807.64, "end": 4810.64, "text": " Sure. You almost managed to keep up with me."}, {"start": 4810.64, "end": 4815.64, "text": " Our self-proclaimed leader thinks he's real funny."}, {"start": 4818.64, "end": 4820.64, "text": " Guess we'll have to wait for the rematch."}, {"start": 4820.64, "end": 4824.64, "text": " You're all missing the point of the exercise entirely."}, {"start": 4824.64, "end": 4827.64, "text": " It's fine, Peppy. You worry too much."}, {"start": 4827.64, "end": 4831.64, "text": " Somebody has to, or didn't you hear the alert?"}, {"start": 4831.64, "end": 4835.64, "text": " Rob's got the commanding officer of the Corneria Defense Force on hold."}, {"start": 4835.64, "end": 4840.26, "text": " You don't say old General Pepper himself. Hey, this is the full game"}, {"start": 4842.26, "end": 4845.4400000000005, "text": " They thought it'd be good. Let's see what he has to say for himself"}, {"start": 4847.1, "end": 4849.3, "text": " Yeah, Nintendo's I mean exclusive copy"}, {"start": 4851.26, "end": 4855.660000000001, "text": " Nintendo e-shop. Oh my god. I'm so excited. I've been waiting for that"}, {"start": 4862.1, "end": 4864.740000000001, "text": " Easy normal, come on brother"}, {"start": 4865.64, "end": 4871.88, "text": " If you lose a wing due to damage your laser upgrades will be lost."}, {"start": 4871.88, "end": 4874.64, "text": " Alright we got one level."}, {"start": 4874.64, "end": 4878.64, "text": " Oh the shurge!"}, {"start": 4878.64, "end": 4883.64, "text": " It's not a foxy!"}, {"start": 4883.64, "end": 4891.64, "text": " Lol, you're just a small streamer I can't believe."}, {"start": 4891.64, "end": 4897.360000000001, "text": " Okay, from here stay mad man. They literally eat milk. See a copy of the game"}, {"start": 4903.200000000001, "end": 4905.200000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 4907.92, "end": 4912.18, "text": " Scientists say these ask used to be a permit. I wonder what happened to it"}, {"start": 4913.400000000001, "end": 4916.5, "text": " The whole system might look like this at the war keeps up"}, {"start": 4916.5, "end": 4926.5, "text": " Oh, I already dinged it, man."}, {"start": 4926.5, "end": 4942.5, "text": " I don't think we have to shoot all the way to the end of the game, wait a minute."}, {"start": 4942.5, "end": 4947.5, "text": " They're gonna hide it."}, {"start": 4947.5, "end": 4952.5, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 4952.5, "end": 4960.5, "text": " That worked."}, {"start": 4960.5, "end": 4963.5, "text": " Wait a minute. How do I do this again?"}, {"start": 4963.5, "end": 4970.5, "text": " I got him. I got it."}, {"start": 4970.5, "end": 4973.5, "text": " You want to just dodge these now?"}, {"start": 4979.5, "end": 4980.5, "text": " Hit the break!"}, {"start": 4985.5, "end": 4986.5, "text": " Booster, you'll be crushed!"}, {"start": 4986.5, "end": 4988.5, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna get crushed here, dude!"}, {"start": 4988.5, "end": 4991.5, "text": " Great. Boost, make up your mind."}, {"start": 4993.5, "end": 4995.5, "text": " Incoming hail from the Great Pots!"}, {"start": 4995.5, "end": 4996.0, "text": " Box!"}, {"start": 4999.58, "end": 5001.9, "text": " Location confirmed. Sending supplies!"}, {"start": 5004.3, "end": 5005.5, "text": " Box, watch your back!"}, {"start": 5006.62, "end": 5008.86, "text": " Alright, alright, cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!"}, {"start": 5015.98, "end": 5019.58, "text": " Oh wait, he got all the way up there! Can I actually get that? Nope."}, {"start": 5019.58, "end": 5025.58, "text": " I missed it."}, {"start": 5025.58, "end": 5028.58, "text": " They're on me!"}, {"start": 5028.58, "end": 5030.58, "text": " I got you, Peppie!"}, {"start": 5030.58, "end": 5031.58, "text": " Thanks, kid."}, {"start": 5031.58, "end": 5035.58, "text": " Of course, man, of course."}, {"start": 5035.58, "end": 5040.58, "text": " My R-Wing, dude."}, {"start": 5040.58, "end": 5046.58, "text": " Lock on and kick them out, one shot."}, {"start": 5046.58, "end": 5049.58, "text": " I don't know how you take off a..."}, {"start": 5050.58, "end": 5054.58, "text": " Gotta aim at the middle, but if it walks on to the right, I don't know how to..."}, {"start": 5072.58, "end": 5074.58, "text": " Holy shit, man!"}, {"start": 5076.58, "end": 5083.58, "text": " It's not a competition Falco. Maybe not to you."}, {"start": 5083.58, "end": 5088.58, "text": " The original game was awful, glad they kept going."}, {"start": 5088.58, "end": 5097.58, "text": " Hey, I'm fucking about this one. I'm getting my child out of there, you piece of shit, alright?"}, {"start": 5097.58, "end": 5101.58, "text": " Oh, there he is!"}, {"start": 5101.58, "end": 5103.58, "text": " Ouch!"}, {"start": 5103.58, "end": 5110.12, "text": " Okay, okay, yeah, it's a sensitive D-Pen"}, {"start": 5120.08, "end": 5122.08, "text": " This one this one"}, {"start": 5133.58, "end": 5146.22, "text": " something's unusual about those rocks. Oh my god. Shoot him, Fox. There's no way I got"}, {"start": 5146.22, "end": 5162.58, "text": " enough ammo for this. Okay. I cannot allow you to go any further."}, {"start": 5162.58, "end": 5167.58, "text": " Uh oh."}, {"start": 5167.58, "end": 5172.58, "text": " Enemy shields analyzed."}, {"start": 5172.58, "end": 5175.58, "text": " Meteor pressure."}, {"start": 5175.58, "end": 5180.58, "text": " Alright, the one-tap."}, {"start": 5192.58, "end": 5199.58, "text": " I almost got it, I almost got it, come on brother!"}, {"start": 5203.58, "end": 5205.58, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 5210.58, "end": 5213.58, "text": " I don't need that piece anymore."}, {"start": 5216.58, "end": 5218.58, "text": " I have no bombs."}, {"start": 5222.58, "end": 5232.58, "text": " what are you even trying to aim"}, {"start": 5232.58, "end": 5239.58, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 5239.58, "end": 5248.58, "text": " Chow, where do you aim?"}, {"start": 5248.58, "end": 5256.58, "text": " Oh, okay, wait, I was aiming at the right side, I just have a lot of HP."}, {"start": 5256.58, "end": 5261.58, "text": " I just have a lot of HP."}, {"start": 5261.58, "end": 5266.74, "text": " lies it's a trick don't let your guard down"}, {"start": 5266.74, "end": 5273.42, "text": " you're not a stupid as you look right here right here"}, {"start": 5278.46, "end": 5284.58, "text": " where am I shooting where am I shooting right now where does it hurt"}, {"start": 5291.58, "end": 5298.58, "text": " Where is the yellow paint?"}, {"start": 5298.58, "end": 5307.58, "text": " Is it these specific points?"}, {"start": 5307.58, "end": 5314.58, "text": " This guy just takes damage and intervals."}, {"start": 5314.58, "end": 5333.22, "text": " I can't believe I lost to this scum!"}, {"start": 5333.22, "end": 5342.26, "text": " Sorry to Jack, but we've got places to be."}, {"start": 5342.26, "end": 5343.52, "text": " There it is, boys."}, {"start": 5346.02, "end": 5348.02, "text": " Childhood completed!"}, {"start": 5367.88, "end": 5368.38, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 5372.26, "end": 5383.7, "text": " I see a man I would pay a hundred dollars for this I would"}, {"start": 5383.7, "end": 5395.14, "text": " Star Fox you've made it through the asteroid field just in time and Ross's army has targeted"}, {"start": 5395.14, "end": 5401.54, "text": " two of our forward military outposts the defense where there's more funding but we're overextended"}, {"start": 5401.54, "end": 5406.14, "text": " The only outpost within reach of your current location is our base on Fachina."}, {"start": 5406.54, "end": 5409.34, "text": " I'd like to use the toilet of the ice planet immediately."}, {"start": 5410.34, "end": 5414.34, "text": " The Fachina outpost is super remote and sparsely staffed."}, {"start": 5414.84, "end": 5416.04, "text": " Why even bother with it?"}, {"start": 5417.04, "end": 5419.14, "text": " It isn't exactly common knowledge,"}, {"start": 5419.74, "end": 5424.04, "text": " but Fachina is the site of Carnaria strategic intelligence headquarters."}, {"start": 5424.34, "end": 5425.24, "text": " Intelligence?"}, {"start": 5425.64, "end": 5426.64, "text": " You mean secrets."}, {"start": 5427.14, "end": 5429.94, "text": " But that's where General Pepper keeps his dirty laundry."}, {"start": 5431.54, "end": 5437.46, "text": " So, the enemy is targeting Fuchina because they're after your military secrets."}, {"start": 5437.46, "end": 5439.46, "text": " Am I warm?"}, {"start": 5439.46, "end": 5442.74, "text": " I can neither confer nor deny."}, {"start": 5442.74, "end": 5446.66, "text": " Suffice it to say that Fuchina is critical to the war effort."}, {"start": 5446.66, "end": 5450.98, "text": " Reclaim that base, Star Fox, before it's lost to us forever."}, {"start": 5454.74, "end": 5457.78, "text": " Fuchina, brother. Thank you for playing."}, {"start": 5457.78, "end": 5479.219999999999, "text": " That was cool, man. That was cool, dude. Sure. Why not? Why not? Why not? Stop Fox is a short"}, {"start": 5479.22, "end": 5487.46, "text": " game anyways right isn't it just like a couple of missions wasn't the original"}, {"start": 5487.46, "end": 5490.2, "text": " pretty short too"}, {"start": 5490.2, "end": 5496.48, "text": " Uh, whatever is this game about?"}, {"start": 5496.48, "end": 5499.679999999999, "text": " Gakedard Simulator."}, {"start": 5499.68, "end": 5525.68, "text": " Potential Alt F4 Potential Alt F4"}, {"start": 5525.68, "end": 5531.280000000001, "text": " High chance, massive chance."}, {"start": 5550.280000000001, "end": 5550.780000000001, "text": " What do we have here?"}, {"start": 5550.780000000001, "end": 5551.4800000000005, "text": " What do we have here?"}, {"start": 5551.4800000000005, "end": 5560.4800000000005, "text": " Is today sub Sunday? Today is? I don't know. I'm just playing random shit until I run out of random shit."}, {"start": 5560.4800000000005, "end": 5565.4800000000005, "text": " Ah, ye old gate guard."}, {"start": 5565.4800000000005, "end": 5567.4800000000005, "text": " Ah, the new guard."}, {"start": 5567.4800000000005, "end": 5568.4800000000005, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5568.4800000000005, "end": 5578.4800000000005, "text": " The last one failed to notice a few smugglers. The king responded by simplifying his anatomy. If you know what I mean."}, {"start": 5578.4800000000005, "end": 5585.4800000000005, "text": " Right then, let us prepare you for the noble art of standing at a gate and judging strangers."}, {"start": 5586.4800000000005, "end": 5591.4800000000005, "text": " People will come from all corners of the realm to our prosperous city, Rumba."}, {"start": 5592.4800000000005, "end": 5596.4800000000005, "text": " Virtue, patterns, nobles, and complete fools."}, {"start": 5597.4800000000005, "end": 5602.4800000000005, "text": " Your duty is simple. Inspect the travelers carefully and sort out criminals."}, {"start": 5603.4800000000005, "end": 5606.4800000000005, "text": " The king is very attached to remaining alive."}, {"start": 5608.4800000000005, "end": 5613.38, "text": " Turn that shut up. Turn that shut up. He's very attached to staying alive, okay?"}, {"start": 5615.38, "end": 5617.38, "text": " All right, this is my new job"}, {"start": 5618.42, "end": 5623.620000000001, "text": " Take a good look down there. That my friend is the reason we have city walls"}, {"start": 5626.06, "end": 5632.700000000001, "text": " Every morning they gather like this hoping to enter the city and hoping the guard is stupid"}, {"start": 5633.38, "end": 5635.38, "text": " Let me ask you a question"}, {"start": 5635.620000000001, "end": 5637.620000000001, "text": " Are you stupid?"}, {"start": 5638.4800000000005, "end": 5650.280000000001, "text": " yes well at least that explains why you took the job okay okay hold on hold on"}, {"start": 5650.280000000001, "end": 5661.64, "text": " every day begins the same way you turn this winch to open the gate that was so"}, {"start": 5661.64, "end": 5670.84, "text": " loud I jump on his head hold on"}, {"start": 5676.04, "end": 5682.160000000001, "text": " all right okay this is a crimson desert from a guards perspective in first"}, {"start": 5682.160000000001, "end": 5687.160000000001, "text": " person before they all rushed the gate like cattle ring the bell it reminds"}, {"start": 5687.16, "end": 5694.08, "text": " them to approach oh oh there's there's actually a lot oh where's the bell I"}, {"start": 5694.08, "end": 5699.16, "text": " Ah, our first traveler. Ask for his documents."}, {"start": 5699.16, "end": 5702.4, "text": " The cattle never tell very good. Exfo."}, {"start": 5702.4, "end": 5704.86, "text": " Exfo m'n m'n m'n thoreo?"}, {"start": 5704.86, "end": 5708.72, "text": " Eh, buzz?"}, {"start": 5708.72, "end": 5714.84, "text": " Beetle, her, d'docutle, kel habot nevot farsot gemarkt."}, {"start": 5714.84, "end": 5717.18, "text": " Ah, here the information."}, {"start": 5717.18, "end": 5718.18, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 5718.18, "end": 5724.0199999999995, "text": " And see if they match. And don't forget to check the rulebook to confirm the information."}, {"start": 5724.02, "end": 5729.740000000001, "text": " The seals are valid. I see little of origin inspection report cover up house"}, {"start": 5731.740000000001, "end": 5733.740000000001, "text": " Great"}, {"start": 5734.700000000001, "end": 5736.18, "text": " Romberg eels"}, {"start": 5736.18, "end": 5742.3, "text": " That looks like can't match that looks like a match. I think we're good there. That looks good"}, {"start": 5742.3, "end": 5746.780000000001, "text": " Dude duty folder inspection rubric cargo finish inspection. Should I do anything else?"}, {"start": 5747.820000000001, "end": 5750.1, "text": " Gustav mcd3 sure"}, {"start": 5750.1, "end": 5760.900000000001, "text": " use the stamp to make your judgment okay entry except"}, {"start": 5760.900000000001, "end": 5774.54, "text": " dunkle herot thankle dunkle your first decision and already correct thank you most impressed"}, {"start": 5774.54, "end": 5781.42, "text": " now continue i shall judge silently and adjust my expectations accordingly"}, {"start": 5782.7, "end": 5783.1, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 5788.22, "end": 5790.14, "text": " what do we have here what do we have here"}, {"start": 5791.66, "end": 5799.26, "text": " makas not kel ha botzeli good i see okay do you find any misinformation on the"}, {"start": 5799.26, "end": 5805.9800000000005, "text": " travelers documents mark it in your inspection report okay let me see what we have here"}, {"start": 5806.860000000001, "end": 5813.9800000000005, "text": " commenter pass the letter of origin are these seals supposed to match inspection mark mismatching"}, {"start": 5813.9800000000005, "end": 5823.26, "text": " information here okay we got jerald gramlul mcd are you are you kidding me right now man"}, {"start": 5823.26, "end": 5825.42, "text": " Are you kidding me? Year of birth?"}, {"start": 5827.26, "end": 5832.7, "text": " Resident of Cargow? Cargow? Dude, the text is terrible, dude. What even is this, man?"}, {"start": 5834.06, "end": 5837.42, "text": " Power of the Seals. County. Comometer."}, {"start": 5839.18, "end": 5843.9800000000005, "text": " For the Seals. County of Kellanmark. Cargow."}, {"start": 5847.5, "end": 5852.14, "text": " Baker Butcher. Does it show he's a farmer? Baker Butcher Blacksmith Merchant."}, {"start": 5853.26, "end": 5859.26, "text": " This is a farmer."}, {"start": 5859.26, "end": 5863.26, "text": " I mean, I'm just the wrong birthday."}, {"start": 5863.26, "end": 5866.26, "text": " I'm just gonna finish this and deny him."}, {"start": 5866.26, "end": 5869.26, "text": " That cannot, doch, never serve a guy for you."}, {"start": 5869.26, "end": 5875.26, "text": " How was that? How was that? Was that good?"}, {"start": 5875.26, "end": 5882.26, "text": " Fel de morgendel."}, {"start": 5882.26, "end": 5887.7, "text": " How did the mar in this game? It's uh, it's hard to tell"}, {"start": 5889.38, "end": 5892.66, "text": " Either have to mark everything or just like one thing and then deny them"}, {"start": 5894.5, "end": 5903.7, "text": " Margaret Miller MCD Wade brawn Wade drawn for another farmer. Okay, let me see where this is"}, {"start": 5903.7, "end": 5919.34, "text": " is this county warsburg you can't move this shit okay wave brawn seal is right"}, {"start": 5919.34, "end": 5929.22, "text": " there's no stamp or what do you call it am I a 70% resolution scale am I yeah"}, {"start": 5929.22, "end": 5931.22, "text": " It's so hard to read the text"}, {"start": 5931.62, "end": 5937.9800000000005, "text": " There's fucking guy no lies. Although dynamic resolution is randomly on so maybe it was that"}, {"start": 5940.780000000001, "end": 5942.4800000000005, "text": " Maybe"}, {"start": 5942.4800000000005, "end": 5944.4800000000005, "text": " Finish inspection hand over paper"}, {"start": 5945.3, "end": 5948.72, "text": " Chat with the hell bro. What am I missing here? Why are there two different?"}, {"start": 5949.58, "end": 5953.740000000001, "text": " Badges I get a common pass County of Worsburg. Where do you see Worsburg?"}, {"start": 5955.22, "end": 5958.14, "text": " Wade brawn don't these symbols need to match"}, {"start": 5959.22, "end": 5965.22, "text": " County Worsburg. How the fuck do you know this is the county of Worsburg?"}, {"start": 5965.22, "end": 5974.22, "text": " It's Wade Braun. But then there's two emblems. They match in the book."}, {"start": 5974.22, "end": 5983.22, "text": " I mean, shit, I guess it matches fully. I think we're good. I think she's fine, then. I think she's fine."}, {"start": 5983.22, "end": 5989.22, "text": " I'm okay."}, {"start": 5989.22, "end": 5998.22, "text": " There's no farmer, uh, okay, who's this guy, Jester?"}, {"start": 5998.22, "end": 6005.22, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 6005.22, "end": 6007.22, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 6012.06, "end": 6015.26, "text": " He doesn't have his paperwork bro, he doesn't have his shit"}, {"start": 6017.3, "end": 6022.68, "text": " How about um, how about like no documentation"}, {"start": 6027.740000000001, "end": 6031.3, "text": " I'm just gonna deny him cuz he doesn't have a documentation"}, {"start": 6035.22, "end": 6045.56, "text": " Certain documents require the official seal of the bishop, without it they are not valid."}, {"start": 6045.56, "end": 6046.56, "text": " Inspection report?"}, {"start": 6046.56, "end": 6052.860000000001, "text": " All right, you know what?"}, {"start": 6052.860000000001, "end": 6055.02, "text": " All missing."}, {"start": 6055.02, "end": 6056.02, "text": " Everything is missing."}, {"start": 6056.02, "end": 6057.54, "text": " Gigi, buddy."}, {"start": 6057.54, "end": 6061.38, "text": " I just accepted him."}, {"start": 6061.38, "end": 6062.38, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 6062.38, "end": 6063.38, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 6063.38, "end": 6064.38, "text": " I messed up."}, {"start": 6064.38, "end": 6070.18, "text": " I meant to accept it like I was accepting. Oh my god, whatever bro. He's probably a great"}, {"start": 6077.42, "end": 6079.42, "text": " Fired the first day"}, {"start": 6080.34, "end": 6083.3, "text": " What do we have here Gerhard Spengler?"}, {"start": 6084.18, "end": 6086.18, "text": " Are you kidding me, man? Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 6086.62, "end": 6089.14, "text": " Are you kidding me? Ranbury. They're all farmers"}, {"start": 6091.54, "end": 6093.9800000000005, "text": " Just to see how the emblem and the crest are"}, {"start": 6094.38, "end": 6100.9400000000005, "text": " What the, what the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 6100.9400000000005, "end": 6107.14, "text": " Brother, everything is fucked on this."}, {"start": 6107.14, "end": 6115.7, "text": " Uh, am I supposed to, can I just show a mismatch?"}, {"start": 6115.7, "end": 6116.7, "text": " Mismatch."}, {"start": 6116.7, "end": 6117.7, "text": " Mismatch."}, {"start": 6117.7, "end": 6118.7, "text": " His name."}, {"start": 6118.7, "end": 6124.34, "text": " Oh wait, that's what that bar is on."}, {"start": 6124.34, "end": 6130.34, "text": " on the top lol. It actually tells you where the mismatches are. Where's the last mismatch?"}, {"start": 6130.34, "end": 6139.34, "text": " Ramburg, Ramburg? Do I need the, oh yeah, I do need the book."}, {"start": 6139.34, "end": 6155.3, "text": " what else I have no idea okay deny"}, {"start": 6155.3, "end": 6156.3, "text": " denied."}, {"start": 6156.3, "end": 6157.3, "text": " Denied."}, {"start": 6157.3, "end": 6158.3, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 6158.3, "end": 6159.3, "text": " Here's the Docut."}, {"start": 6159.3, "end": 6160.3, "text": " Yeah, Docut."}, {"start": 6160.3, "end": 6176.900000000001, "text": " And you want to go learn how to make a Docut's Reinhardt's Sanger?"}, {"start": 6176.900000000001, "end": 6177.900000000001, "text": " No stamina."}, {"start": 6177.900000000001, "end": 6178.900000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6178.900000000001, "end": 6179.900000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6179.900000000001, "end": 6182.02, "text": " No, you can only do some matches."}, {"start": 6182.02, "end": 6184.42, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 6184.42, "end": 6189.86, "text": " So the thing with this game is, it's obviously slightly scuffed."}, {"start": 6189.86, "end": 6192.78, "text": " It doesn't tell you, so that was..."}, {"start": 6192.78, "end": 6198.24, "text": " Alright, that's a stamina bar to use matches if you can't just visually identify that it's"}, {"start": 6198.24, "end": 6199.74, "text": " not correct."}, {"start": 6199.74, "end": 6202.26, "text": " I think this guy's fine."}, {"start": 6202.26, "end": 6208.38, "text": " Yeah, it's just kind of like a double checker mechanic."}, {"start": 6208.38, "end": 6212.9, "text": " No, it says no stamina."}, {"start": 6212.900000000001, "end": 6215.780000000001, "text": " If I had stamina, would tell me if it was a match or not."}, {"start": 6215.780000000001, "end": 6217.14, "text": " I think this guy's good, dude."}, {"start": 6217.14, "end": 6219.1, "text": " I think he's a good ship."}, {"start": 6219.1, "end": 6222.1, "text": " I don't think he's fine."}, {"start": 6222.1, "end": 6224.580000000001, "text": " Oh, and that's it for today."}, {"start": 6224.580000000001, "end": 6230.22, "text": " No more travelers, no riots, no visible disasters."}, {"start": 6230.22, "end": 6231.9800000000005, "text": " Well done, lad."}, {"start": 6231.9800000000005, "end": 6235.9800000000005, "text": " Close the gate, get some rest, and prepare to do it all over"}, {"start": 6235.9800000000005, "end": 6237.700000000001, "text": " again tomorrow."}, {"start": 6237.700000000001, "end": 6239.06, "text": " OK, sounds good."}, {"start": 6239.06, "end": 6240.740000000001, "text": " All right, yo, that was not bad."}, {"start": 6240.74, "end": 6244.82, "text": " just a lot of gesturing and he might be the worst he might be a criminal"}, {"start": 6249.219999999999, "end": 6256.0199999999995, "text": " guys we know papers please papers please we know we know okay we know the whole"}, {"start": 6256.0199999999995, "end": 6262.099999999999, "text": " fucking industry copies each other we know papers please was really good this game is"}, {"start": 6262.66, "end": 6266.26, "text": " decently scuffed but it's a different take on the same shit"}, {"start": 6266.26, "end": 6275.9400000000005, "text": " the guard awakens splendid while you slept something unfortunate has"}, {"start": 6275.9400000000005, "end": 6281.5, "text": " befallen the king here within our walls in Ramberg they are about to announce it"}, {"start": 6281.5, "end": 6290.62, "text": " in the yard you better hurry listen to the town crier meet bailiff at the"}, {"start": 6290.62, "end": 6292.62, "text": " Okay, let me just parkour."}, {"start": 6294.62, "end": 6298.62, "text": " Hear ye, hear ye, by royal decree."}, {"start": 6298.62, "end": 6305.62, "text": " It is with great sorrow that we announce the passing of our beloved King Albrecht III."}, {"start": 6305.62, "end": 6306.62, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6306.62, "end": 6311.62, "text": " At his end while attempting tonight a particularly aggressive goose."}, {"start": 6311.62, "end": 6317.62, "text": " Long live the new king, his most glorious majesty King Leopold I."}, {"start": 6317.62, "end": 6327.5, "text": " age six years his majesty has already signed his first royal law from this"}, {"start": 6327.5, "end": 6332.26, "text": " day forth certain vegetables are forbidden within the walls of the city"}, {"start": 6332.26, "end": 6336.94, "text": " all guards stationed at the gate are hereby ordered to confiscate these"}, {"start": 6336.94, "end": 6342.34, "text": " vegetables from travelers immediately failure to do so shall be considered an"}, {"start": 6342.34, "end": 6344.34, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 6348.52, "end": 6350.68, "text": " Oh my god, are I no veggies allowed?"}, {"start": 6350.68, "end": 6354.68, "text": " Now on, you will search every traveller's belongings."}, {"start": 6354.68, "end": 6357.68, "text": " People hide all manner of knots and syndrome."}, {"start": 6357.68, "end": 6363.68, "text": " If you find something the king has forbidden, confiscate it and decide their fate."}, {"start": 6363.68, "end": 6369.68, "text": " Should this decision prove too complicated, consult the notice board or the rule book."}, {"start": 6369.68, "end": 6376.68, "text": " Okay, so they don't bring in all the list, or they don't really place on the essential and confiscate for a bit."}, {"start": 6376.68, "end": 6378.04, "text": " What do we have here?"}, {"start": 6378.54, "end": 6379.820000000001, "text": " Robot updated."}, {"start": 6381.34, "end": 6383.58, "text": " I've already my king, my liege."}, {"start": 6384.08, "end": 6385.08, "text": " No veggies."}, {"start": 6393.320000000001, "end": 6393.92, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 6394.92, "end": 6396.42, "text": " Try the nighbom, fully."}, {"start": 6397.92, "end": 6399.02, "text": " Fill them with gendle."}, {"start": 6400.16, "end": 6400.96, "text": " Fill them all."}, {"start": 6402.02, "end": 6402.66, "text": " Good for you."}, {"start": 6403.02, "end": 6403.860000000001, "text": " As hot."}, {"start": 6404.92, "end": 6405.66, "text": " As hot?"}, {"start": 6406.68, "end": 6408.68, "text": " Louisa met good met good"}, {"start": 6409.92, "end": 6413.16, "text": " Rambo again no, okay, oh occupation butcher"}, {"start": 6415.4400000000005, "end": 6418.66, "text": " Where's the seat guild certificate excuse me"}, {"start": 6421.320000000001, "end": 6423.320000000001, "text": " Shit"}, {"start": 6423.4800000000005, "end": 6427.400000000001, "text": " How am I looking at here right now hold on hold on"}, {"start": 6429.68, "end": 6435.0, "text": " Okay guild certificate, it's the butcher certificate it does match"}, {"start": 6435.0, "end": 6441.98, "text": " I think she's good and now I gotta inspect the I think she's fine. I think she's fine"}, {"start": 6445.34, "end": 6449.78, "text": " Top escape forbidden items, are you fucking kidding me bro? Are you kidding me, dude?"}, {"start": 6451.3, "end": 6453.3, "text": " It's just veggies"}, {"start": 6454.14, "end": 6456.14, "text": " It's just veggies duty folder"}, {"start": 6460.14, "end": 6462.14, "text": " Verified cargo rulebook"}, {"start": 6462.14, "end": 6467.14, "text": " What about fruit? Only veggies?"}, {"start": 6472.14, "end": 6476.14, "text": " Is it only carrots and broccoli? Why are they killing broccoli and carrots?"}, {"start": 6476.14, "end": 6480.14, "text": " Have to be confiscated. Oh, okay."}, {"start": 6480.14, "end": 6484.14, "text": " Oh, it's only two. I thought it was everything."}, {"start": 6484.14, "end": 6488.14, "text": " Ah, no, she's good on that."}, {"start": 6488.14, "end": 6492.14, "text": " All right, I think she's fine. I think, uh, I think she's fine."}, {"start": 6499.14, "end": 6502.14, "text": " That guy has no arms and he's bleeding."}, {"start": 6518.14, "end": 6547.6, "text": " I'll let you in, man. I'll let you in."}, {"start": 6547.6, "end": 6549.84, "text": " and I'll let you in, alright?"}, {"start": 6549.84, "end": 6551.8, "text": " The king is pleased with your service."}, {"start": 6551.8, "end": 6554.4800000000005, "text": " Mein danke, gute Wechstere."}, {"start": 6554.4800000000005, "end": 6555.4400000000005, "text": " Denket euch ein..."}, {"start": 6555.4400000000005, "end": 6558.400000000001, "text": " Oh, whatever, man."}, {"start": 6558.400000000001, "end": 6560.240000000001, "text": " The guy needed medical attention."}, {"start": 6568.400000000001, "end": 6570.320000000001, "text": " No exceptions to the rule."}, {"start": 6570.32, "end": 6576.48, "text": " Ha, kurz ach dir."}, {"start": 6576.48, "end": 6578.92, "text": " Ich komm in, Fried."}, {"start": 6578.92, "end": 6580.92, "text": " Guten Morgen!"}, {"start": 6580.92, "end": 6582.92, "text": " Guten Morgen!"}, {"start": 6582.92, "end": 6584.92, "text": " Guten Sch\u00f6cken!"}, {"start": 6584.92, "end": 6591.719999999999, "text": " I Agnes Weber MCC XCI Wade Braun, farmer."}, {"start": 6591.719999999999, "end": 6598.5199999999995, "text": " Um, the emblems seem to check out."}, {"start": 6598.52, "end": 6602.52, "text": " I think she's fine. I think she's alright."}, {"start": 6602.52, "end": 6607.52, "text": " I think...she...wait, were there two bags?"}, {"start": 6607.52, "end": 6610.52, "text": " Oh, they can have two bags!"}, {"start": 6610.52, "end": 6613.52, "text": " Come on, man!"}, {"start": 6613.52, "end": 6616.52, "text": " Holy water and bread."}, {"start": 6616.52, "end": 6618.52, "text": " Insane diet."}, {"start": 6618.52, "end": 6620.52, "text": " God damn."}, {"start": 6623.52, "end": 6625.52, "text": " That's what it was all about."}, {"start": 6625.52, "end": 6627.52, "text": " Good night."}, {"start": 6655.52, "end": 6666.120000000001, "text": " first home. He does have the first home. And the emblem matches. And the Baker Baker. I"}, {"start": 6666.120000000001, "end": 6674.040000000001, "text": " think he's good. He's good, but the name doesn't match. So I can't let him in. Sorry, man. Can't"}, {"start": 6674.04, "end": 6689.42, "text": " let you in wrong croissant oh my god seal of guild right oh my fucking god the"}, {"start": 6689.42, "end": 6699.16, "text": " croissant was oriented wrong come on man I don't think he did I don't know if he"}, {"start": 6699.16, "end": 6710.5199999999995, "text": " needs a home crest if he has a... I don't think so. He's gonna be denied anyways. It"}, {"start": 6710.5199999999995, "end": 6717.48, "text": " doesn't really matter. He has nothing. I'm not sure if the guild certificate has"}, {"start": 6717.48, "end": 6724.88, "text": " the crest on the county. It would have Ramberg, which matches, but I think if it"}, {"start": 6724.88, "end": 6731.4400000000005, "text": " has this yeah if he's in the guild he doesn't need the crest but it doesn't"}, {"start": 6731.4400000000005, "end": 6733.36, "text": " matter he's still being denied"}, {"start": 6733.36, "end": 6735.36, "text": " us he's a leisure kid"}, {"start": 6735.36, "end": 6737.36, "text": " you're not going to meet me that rock"}, {"start": 6739.36, "end": 6743.36, "text": " kettle never tell tr\u00e8s gut x4"}, {"start": 6743.36, "end": 6746.16, "text": " it's full"}, {"start": 6747.6, "end": 6751.84, "text": " okay okay bro's gotta hold them garden and his"}, {"start": 6751.84, "end": 6753.84, "text": " Shit, okay, chill, brother."}, {"start": 6761.52, "end": 6763.52, "text": " Assut-ge-macht?"}, {"start": 6763.52, "end": 6766.0, "text": " Subat, dude, it's always a name mismatch."}, {"start": 6767.2, "end": 6772.56, "text": " Brother, even the, even the, um, all this is messed up, dude. Even the county crest."}, {"start": 6773.76, "end": 6775.76, "text": " The county crest, dude?"}, {"start": 6776.72, "end": 6779.52, "text": " What are we doing? Seal of the Guild doesn't matter."}, {"start": 6779.52, "end": 6789.040000000001, "text": " hometown hometown crest king's rules oh is king's rules this one"}, {"start": 6792.080000000001, "end": 6793.280000000001, "text": " all right that's the bishop"}, {"start": 6796.4800000000005, "end": 6797.200000000001, "text": " but i"}, {"start": 6797.2, "end": 6799.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6805.72, "end": 6807.72, "text": " Let's you in already"}, {"start": 6812.2, "end": 6816.58, "text": " Yeah, I think so she had veggies. Oh, I needed some markets so"}, {"start": 6818.08, "end": 6822.76, "text": " So she had veggies. I'm still letting them in so I can just market this Kings rule"}, {"start": 6822.76, "end": 6831.5, "text": " Cooney Goondy, Cooney Goondy, Webberin, as is the XC, oh, year birth, I can't let her in."}, {"start": 6831.5, "end": 6845.54, "text": " Farmer, Gottweig, Commoner Pass, oh, and the hometown crest doesn't match as well."}, {"start": 6845.54, "end": 6853.54, "text": " She doesn't need a seal. She's a farmer. Farmers don't need seals."}, {"start": 6853.54, "end": 6860.54, "text": " Yeah. Both crests are wrong."}, {"start": 6860.54, "end": 6868.9, "text": " I don't think so, man. Country seal is also wrong."}, {"start": 6868.900000000001, "end": 6882.1, "text": " the county crest is wrong oh my god the castles upside down"}, {"start": 6882.1, "end": 6883.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6883.1, "end": 6889.1, "text": " Oh, this guy again."}, {"start": 6889.1, "end": 6902.1, "text": " It's not happening again, this guy has two daggers on him."}, {"start": 6902.1, "end": 6907.1, "text": " It's not happening again. This guy has two daggers on him."}, {"start": 6915.1, "end": 6920.1, "text": " An artist with no guild approval? Oh, I guess they don't need it."}, {"start": 6920.1, "end": 6926.1, "text": " What's the catch with this guy? That looks fine. That looks fine."}, {"start": 6926.1, "end": 6928.1, "text": " Ramburg"}, {"start": 6929.700000000001, "end": 6931.700000000001, "text": " Catch with this motherfucker"}, {"start": 6933.08, "end": 6937.700000000001, "text": " Everything everything looks good initial inspection everything looks fine"}, {"start": 6939.42, "end": 6941.42, "text": " He's fine. He's fine"}, {"start": 6941.42, "end": 6956.42, "text": " Okay, he's got nothing on him."}, {"start": 6956.42, "end": 6962.42, "text": " What is he, a merchant?"}, {"start": 6962.42, "end": 6965.42, "text": " Okay, that matches."}, {"start": 6965.42, "end": 6970.9800000000005, "text": " Franz Bach, MCVBI, Gottwieg? Gottwieg?"}, {"start": 6972.74, "end": 6976.26, "text": " I think he's fine. Initial check, he's fine."}, {"start": 6979.7, "end": 6983.02, "text": " Endel, das hat lange genug gedacht."}, {"start": 6985.54, "end": 6988.02, "text": " Genut gedacht, gedacht."}, {"start": 6988.02, "end": 6998.02, "text": " Yeah, she said goth weeb, mm-hmm."}, {"start": 6998.02, "end": 7010.5, "text": " Yeah, man, I mean, lol, this game's got, uh, funny."}, {"start": 7010.5, "end": 7014.580000000001, "text": " Sure, man, sure."}, {"start": 7014.58, "end": 7021.58, "text": " 360 720 in the bed, okay."}, {"start": 7021.58, "end": 7025.82, "text": " Sure man, sure, sure, sure."}, {"start": 7025.82, "end": 7026.82, "text": " Good stuff, bro."}, {"start": 7026.82, "end": 7027.82, "text": " Good stuff."}, {"start": 7027.82, "end": 7029.82, "text": " Check out what the hell we're doing next, man."}, {"start": 7029.82, "end": 7031.3, "text": " What the hell are we doing next?"}, {"start": 7044.58, "end": 7063.88, "text": " Um."}, {"start": 7074.58, "end": 7082.98, "text": " What do you mean test new controller?"}, {"start": 7082.98, "end": 7097.74, "text": " I've already played with a new controller."}, {"start": 7097.74, "end": 7103.74, "text": " is doing a server test at launches soon they always have their play test open bro."}, {"start": 7113.9, "end": 7116.219999999999, "text": " NBA the run came out let me see."}, {"start": 7122.0599999999995, "end": 7123.74, "text": " Oh yeah I saw this game yesterday right?"}, {"start": 7123.74, "end": 7129.94, "text": " Let's kind of share a map."}, {"start": 7129.94, "end": 7136.94, "text": " Watch the God of War trailer again, brother."}, {"start": 7136.94, "end": 7143.139999999999, "text": " Oh yeah, Ancient Fall, true."}, {"start": 7143.139999999999, "end": 7148.54, "text": " I don't think I got access to it."}, {"start": 7148.54, "end": 7172.42, "text": " Um, let's hit up some, um, the server slam started last Friday."}, {"start": 7172.42, "end": 7174.7, "text": " Yeah, that's what I'm talking about."}, {"start": 7174.7, "end": 7189.9, "text": " So I might as well just wait on that one, you know."}, {"start": 7189.9, "end": 7191.42, "text": " What do we play here?"}, {"start": 7191.42, "end": 7196.5, "text": " I could continue my POE character."}, {"start": 7196.5, "end": 7202.5, "text": " Could jump into a single player mode."}, {"start": 7202.5, "end": 7210.5, "text": " I don't mind. I don't mind buying a little more. My, there's solar punk came out."}, {"start": 7215.5, "end": 7218.5, "text": " There are Guild Wars 3 presentation is starting. Oh, really?"}, {"start": 7218.5, "end": 7232.26, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 7232.26, "end": 7234.58, "text": " Room decorator with a little twist."}, {"start": 7234.58, "end": 7236.22, "text": " Nah, brother."}, {"start": 7236.22, "end": 7243.42, "text": " Nah, it looks cozy, but nah, brother."}, {"start": 7243.42, "end": 7245.42, "text": " Too much armor?"}, {"start": 7245.42, "end": 7247.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7247.62, "end": 7249.34, "text": " So it probably probably is good."}, {"start": 7254.34, "end": 7256.58, "text": " Start control."}, {"start": 7256.58, "end": 7257.86, "text": " Do I start control?"}, {"start": 7257.86, "end": 7259.94, "text": " How many streams would control be?"}, {"start": 7263.3, "end": 7264.38, "text": " Two streams."}, {"start": 7264.38, "end": 7282.38, "text": " On Arena official stream, I don't know if I'm going to watch it, but I'll just get the TLDR on Guild Wars."}, {"start": 7282.38, "end": 7286.38, "text": " You know, like some bullet points on what they're doing."}, {"start": 7286.38, "end": 7291.38, "text": " And then obviously if they show more gameplay that'd be cool too."}, {"start": 7291.38, "end": 7315.74, "text": " Or is the BR1 win and brought your crazy?"}, {"start": 7315.74, "end": 7322.7, "text": " two one completion hit man blood money how many more missions do I have in"}, {"start": 7322.7, "end": 7325.179999999999, "text": " blood money"}, {"start": 7325.18, "end": 7342.9400000000005, "text": " I have two missions left."}, {"start": 7342.9400000000005, "end": 7343.9400000000005, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7343.9400000000005, "end": 7346.740000000001, "text": " Can't I just beat that shit in like an hour?"}, {"start": 7346.74, "end": 7367.74, "text": " I did linked I did"}, {"start": 7367.74, "end": 7378.139999999999, "text": " You would take all stream bro, Suica you're crazy brother, you're crazy brother."}, {"start": 7378.139999999999, "end": 7390.58, "text": " More Suica you're insane."}, {"start": 7390.58, "end": 7401.1, "text": " Why don't you try this stronghold poor demo?"}, {"start": 7401.1, "end": 7414.26, "text": " True, I should."}, {"start": 7414.26, "end": 7415.26, "text": " Where's the demo?"}, {"start": 7415.26, "end": 7416.26, "text": " I don't see it."}, {"start": 7416.26, "end": 7417.26, "text": " Where is it?"}, {"start": 7417.26, "end": 7418.26, "text": " Isn't it not out yet?"}, {"start": 7418.26, "end": 7419.26, "text": " It's not out yet."}, {"start": 7419.26, "end": 7428.5, "text": " Yeah, it's not out yet."}, {"start": 7428.5, "end": 7434.66, "text": " Hunt Showdown had a new patch."}, {"start": 7434.66, "end": 7443.26, "text": " What was the update?"}, {"start": 7443.26, "end": 7452.22, "text": " go to hell June 9th oh yeah this was the trench one"}, {"start": 7473.26, "end": 7475.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7481.18, "end": 7484.280000000001, "text": " Okay, maybe why not a"}, {"start": 7486.38, "end": 7488.9400000000005, "text": " Nice session of Suica would be good"}, {"start": 7489.62, "end": 7498.46, "text": " Brother, you're crazy brother. You're crazy dude. I could I got my switch right here and take two seconds to win five games"}, {"start": 7503.26, "end": 7531.26, "text": " Um"}, {"start": 7531.26, "end": 7534.9400000000005, "text": " Chat I don't even know bro. What are you have you guys who don't even want to see"}, {"start": 7537.26, "end": 7539.900000000001, "text": " Some of these games you don't even know what you want to watch"}, {"start": 7550.02, "end": 7554.1, "text": " Read a book on stream I like that idea I should I"}, {"start": 7557.9800000000005, "end": 7559.9800000000005, "text": " Like that idea"}, {"start": 7561.26, "end": 7584.54, "text": " Analyze it. New hunt update is pretty good. Grave Yard Report demo, let me see. Grave Yard"}, {"start": 7584.54, "end": 7586.54, "text": " Report which one is this?"}, {"start": 7589.22, "end": 7592.34, "text": " Evidence by capturing heralds of anomalies"}, {"start": 7594.66, "end": 7596.16, "text": " The heck?"}, {"start": 7596.16, "end": 7598.7, "text": " Holtergeist games? Maybe"}, {"start": 7614.54, "end": 7621.54, "text": " Yeah, one sec."}, {"start": 7644.54, "end": 7646.54, "text": " You"}, {"start": 7674.54, "end": 7676.6, "text": " you"}, {"start": 7704.54, "end": 7706.6, "text": " you"}, {"start": 7734.54, "end": 7736.6, "text": " you"}, {"start": 7764.54, "end": 7793.66, "text": " All right, sorry about that, boys."}, {"start": 7793.66, "end": 7795.66, "text": " Yeah. Yeah."}, {"start": 7799.34, "end": 7804.3, "text": " What are we doing boys? What are we doing? Have you played the Uncharted series? I have. Yes."}, {"start": 7807.34, "end": 7811.099999999999, "text": " Mold Rise demo. No, I don't want to play it. Chat."}, {"start": 7813.58, "end": 7818.78, "text": " Some of these games, playing a demo for some of these indie games is literally just like playing"}, {"start": 7818.78, "end": 7830.78, "text": " the most fucking undeveloped, just like piece of shit for a while, you know, like needs more time, it shouldn't be a demo."}, {"start": 7832.78, "end": 7836.78, "text": " Especially for a game that is inherently going to be a one-hour game."}, {"start": 7837.78, "end": 7842.78, "text": " An indie scary game demo sounds like actual torture."}, {"start": 7848.78, "end": 7874.78, "text": " All right, I'm going to beat blood bunny."}, {"start": 7874.78, "end": 7877.219999999999, "text": " I guess. I'll beat it. Whatever."}, {"start": 7879.3, "end": 7880.82, "text": " Let's see, let's see."}, {"start": 7882.98, "end": 7884.3, "text": " What are we doing here?"}, {"start": 7887.46, "end": 7888.98, "text": " Grass Chopper?"}, {"start": 7892.94, "end": 7895.179999999999, "text": " Don't tell me this is an incremental game."}, {"start": 7895.18, "end": 7916.46, "text": " come on, man this actually looks really good, god damn it"}, {"start": 7916.46, "end": 7945.46, "text": " Wait, we gotta wait."}, {"start": 7945.46, "end": 7952.46, "text": " Wait, did I press the wrong one?"}, {"start": 7952.46, "end": 7954.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7973.42, "end": 7975.42, "text": " Please"}, {"start": 7979.5, "end": 7981.5, "text": " We'll do blood money first"}, {"start": 7982.46, "end": 7987.46, "text": " Try some blood money first. Let's see what we have here."}, {"start": 7987.46, "end": 7995.46, "text": " Oh, I remember the keys were potato and I forgot how to play the game. Let's learn on the fly."}, {"start": 8002.46, "end": 8007.46, "text": " I have the oddest key binds. You need to like a bit to get used to."}, {"start": 8012.46, "end": 8041.46, "text": " Wait, did I launch it through a launcher or something?"}, {"start": 8041.46, "end": 8043.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8054.28, "end": 8056.28, "text": " Missed if this fix is it"}, {"start": 8071.46, "end": 8098.66, "text": " Uh, a new life?"}, {"start": 8098.66, "end": 8099.66, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 8099.66, "end": 8101.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8112.94, "end": 8114.94, "text": " Getting a clearer picture"}, {"start": 8115.42, "end": 8118.82, "text": " You had an agent on the inside and 47 killed him"}, {"start": 8119.099999999999, "end": 8125.82, "text": " We've got it on videotape the incident put us back on 47's tail, which eventually led to his destruction"}, {"start": 8125.820000000001, "end": 8127.820000000001, "text": " You actually caught him?"}, {"start": 8127.820000000001, "end": 8130.820000000001, "text": " We didn't just catch your urban legend."}, {"start": 8130.820000000001, "end": 8131.820000000001, "text": " We killed him."}, {"start": 8133.820000000001, "end": 8135.820000000001, "text": " I assume you can prove this."}, {"start": 8135.820000000001, "end": 8138.820000000001, "text": " I intend to give you incontrovertible evidence."}, {"start": 8138.820000000001, "end": 8139.820000000001, "text": " But how?"}, {"start": 8139.820000000001, "end": 8143.820000000001, "text": " There was a bit player for the mob in a certain witness protection program."}, {"start": 8143.820000000001, "end": 8148.820000000001, "text": " He was protected 24-7 by some of the most dedicated professionals we had."}, {"start": 8148.820000000001, "end": 8150.820000000001, "text": " 47 came from anyway."}, {"start": 8150.820000000001, "end": 8152.820000000001, "text": " And you killed him?"}, {"start": 8152.820000000001, "end": 8153.820000000001, "text": " Bring out the car."}, {"start": 8153.820000000001, "end": 8160.68, "text": " Wait a second Chad, come on. You can't just leave me hanging bring the folder. We'll talk on the way the way where"}, {"start": 8162.14, "end": 8164.14, "text": " The improved"}, {"start": 8175.660000000001, "end": 8177.660000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8183.820000000001, "end": 8189.820000000001, "text": " Oh, no shit, you can't see the text, bro. It's an old game."}, {"start": 8213.82, "end": 8223.82, "text": " extremely unstable and hasn't taken well to suburban life. They're having a birthday party for the youngest child on Sunday, and this may give you the angle you need to get in."}, {"start": 8223.82, "end": 8231.82, "text": " The house is being monitored and protected by the feds, so extreme discretion is required. Tread lightly, 47."}, {"start": 8231.82, "end": 8233.82, "text": " Okay..."}, {"start": 8240.16, "end": 8246.199999999999, "text": " Why would I want weapons if I'm trying to do this like slightly stealthy and then I whip out a sniper rifle?"}, {"start": 8251.86, "end": 8253.86, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 8261.82, "end": 8284.66, "text": " BANI SINISTRA"}, {"start": 8284.66, "end": 8286.66, "text": " Banana!"}, {"start": 8286.66, "end": 8288.66, "text": " Banana!"}, {"start": 8294.66, "end": 8296.66, "text": " Wait. Oh shit, okay."}, {"start": 8299.66, "end": 8302.66, "text": " This map looks kinda similar. Looks familiar."}, {"start": 8304.66, "end": 8307.66, "text": " What up, man? Don't tell anybody you saw me, alright?"}, {"start": 8307.66, "end": 8311.66, "text": " I swear to God, you didn't see shit, alright?"}, {"start": 8311.66, "end": 8320.1, "text": " Okay, just like that, you didn't see shit."}, {"start": 8320.1, "end": 8322.0, "text": " I swear I played this level."}, {"start": 8322.0, "end": 8323.619999999999, "text": " I swear I played this level."}, {"start": 8323.619999999999, "end": 8325.619999999999, "text": " Did it not save?"}, {"start": 8325.619999999999, "end": 8327.619999999999, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 8327.62, "end": 8329.62, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 8357.62, "end": 8359.62, "text": " Let me just casually walk into the backyard"}, {"start": 8370.62, "end": 8372.62, "text": " Come on man"}, {"start": 8374.62, "end": 8376.62, "text": " It's all good"}, {"start": 8377.62, "end": 8379.62, "text": " Yep, yep, cameras are working"}, {"start": 8387.62, "end": 8390.42, "text": " Hey, you got no business here."}, {"start": 8390.42, "end": 8391.94, "text": " You're right, you're right I know."}, {"start": 8391.94, "end": 8393.78, "text": " Oh yeah, the butler, hold on."}, {"start": 8395.34, "end": 8398.460000000001, "text": " If he turns around, I forgot how to take down."}, {"start": 8413.42, "end": 8416.2, "text": " Hey, you got no business here."}, {"start": 8417.62, "end": 8422.62, "text": " Oh god, this is awkward."}, {"start": 8422.62, "end": 8427.62, "text": " Alright, we're gonna find another way in."}, {"start": 8427.62, "end": 8431.62, "text": " What do we have here?"}, {"start": 8431.62, "end": 8437.62, "text": " Rifle case, binoculars, syringe, we got a mine, a detonator."}, {"start": 8437.62, "end": 8442.62, "text": " We got the pistola."}, {"start": 8442.62, "end": 8449.62, "text": " Oh, yeah, the clown came out."}, {"start": 8449.62, "end": 8455.62, "text": " Can I put this down?"}, {"start": 8455.62, "end": 8456.62, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 8456.62, "end": 8459.62, "text": " He's going to keep this on me the whole time."}, {"start": 8459.62, "end": 8466.62, "text": " All right, I remember no one's going to notice this."}, {"start": 8466.62, "end": 8468.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8468.62, "end": 8470.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8470.62, "end": 8497.78, "text": " Okay, can I load again restart? Dude, I didn't do anything."}, {"start": 8497.78, "end": 8514.78, "text": " I guess crouching near the clown with a fiber wire was enough."}, {"start": 8514.78, "end": 8517.78, "text": " First level dude."}, {"start": 8517.78, "end": 8524.78, "text": " How do I put this shit down man?"}, {"start": 8524.78, "end": 8529.78, "text": " How do I put this shit down?"}, {"start": 8536.78, "end": 8537.78, "text": " Whoops."}, {"start": 8550.78, "end": 8553.78, "text": " Oh, he just ran. He didn't tell anybody."}, {"start": 8553.78, "end": 8556.62, "text": " He didn't tell anybody he ran into the house"}, {"start": 8561.42, "end": 8567.18, "text": " He told them he told them all right G to push it down boys"}, {"start": 8576.7, "end": 8578.7, "text": " All right, here we go"}, {"start": 8583.78, "end": 8590.78, "text": " Let's see more hit mana."}, {"start": 8590.78, "end": 8597.78, "text": " Oh, it crashed."}, {"start": 8597.78, "end": 8612.78, "text": " Oh, shit, I think it crashed."}, {"start": 8612.78, "end": 8615.78, "text": " Oh, it crashed."}, {"start": 8615.78, "end": 8620.78, "text": " Oh, shit, I think it crashed."}, {"start": 8620.78, "end": 8624.78, "text": " Oh, we're back."}, {"start": 8634.78, "end": 8638.78, "text": " I don't think the game likes to be restarted multiple times."}, {"start": 8638.78, "end": 8649.460000000001, "text": " especially when it's a slightly fixed for 2026 consumption I probably just have to restart the game"}, {"start": 8649.460000000001, "end": 8666.300000000001, "text": " load the save ye I think they already said they're oh wait no they're not doing blood"}, {"start": 8666.3, "end": 8676.3, "text": " They're remastering Hitman 1 through 3."}, {"start": 8676.3, "end": 8678.3, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 8678.3, "end": 8690.3, "text": " Okay, well that's not good."}, {"start": 8690.3, "end": 8695.3, "text": " Oh God, even the menu doesn't load anymore."}, {"start": 8695.3, "end": 8698.3, "text": " Another gorgeous thing in paradise, huh friend?"}, {"start": 8698.3, "end": 8702.3, "text": " I think so, man, I think so."}, {"start": 8706.3, "end": 8708.3, "text": " Wow, okay."}, {"start": 8708.3, "end": 8712.3, "text": " Chat, fuck this game. I don't feel like playing this game."}, {"start": 8712.3, "end": 8714.3, "text": " I'm over it."}, {"start": 8714.3, "end": 8718.3, "text": " I'm abandoning the game. I'm abandoning it."}, {"start": 8718.3, "end": 8720.72, "text": " Abandoning it all yours all yours"}, {"start": 8732.98, "end": 8737.359999999999, "text": " Play NBA the run bro, is it cross play?"}, {"start": 8742.06, "end": 8744.06, "text": " June 9th"}, {"start": 8744.06, "end": 8751.06, "text": " Cross Platform Multiplayer."}, {"start": 8774.06, "end": 8786.779999999999, "text": " Immortal 33, there's a lot of solid multiplayer games coming out tomorrow."}, {"start": 8804.06, "end": 8825.06, "text": " Um,"}, {"start": 8825.06, "end": 8830.98, "text": " Years of war one, not now."}, {"start": 8830.98, "end": 8832.98, "text": " What time is it, 2.30?"}, {"start": 8844.98, "end": 8846.98, "text": " Wow, Grass Chopper is not on Twitch."}, {"start": 8846.98, "end": 8848.98, "text": " What the hell, dude?"}, {"start": 8860.98, "end": 8862.98, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8865.619999999999, "end": 8869.5, "text": " Brother what the hell do we play? I'm stunlock guys. I am"}, {"start": 8870.22, "end": 8874.06, "text": " On the game. I have avenues. I can go okay. I have avenues. I"}, {"start": 8874.98, "end": 8878.68, "text": " Have places I can go places I can get to"}, {"start": 8890.98, "end": 8904.9, "text": " Gears of War, Lords of the Fallen."}, {"start": 8904.9, "end": 8908.74, "text": " Lords of the Fallen Revisit."}, {"start": 8920.98, "end": 8922.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8942.02, "end": 8946.42, "text": " He yummy boy is crying dude. He does upload a lot of good shit doesn't he"}, {"start": 8950.98, "end": 8973.1, "text": " Let's do some Suica 1v1s while I figure out what to play next."}, {"start": 8973.1, "end": 8974.1, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 8974.1, "end": 8975.1, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 8975.1, "end": 8976.1, "text": " He's got a point."}, {"start": 8976.1, "end": 8978.1, "text": " He's got a point"}, {"start": 8986.42, "end": 8990.220000000001, "text": " Brother you say no, but there ain't nothing else"}, {"start": 8999.460000000001, "end": 9005.380000000001, "text": " What do you think of shish how woke it's yummy I've had it before"}, {"start": 9006.1, "end": 9008.1, "text": " Is that Lebanese?"}, {"start": 9012.82, "end": 9014.82, "text": " What do we have here? What do we have here?"}, {"start": 9036.1, "end": 9041.1, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9041.1, "end": 9046.1, "text": " Dong?"}, {"start": 9046.1, "end": 9051.1, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 9051.1, "end": 9056.1, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 9056.1, "end": 9061.1, "text": " Oh, I see."}, {"start": 9091.1, "end": 9092.1, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 9092.1, "end": 9093.1, "text": " This isn't good."}, {"start": 9093.1, "end": 9094.1, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 9094.1, "end": 9095.1, "text": " Fun."}, {"start": 9095.1, "end": 9098.1, "text": " Give me a, give me a victory on my first match."}, {"start": 9098.1, "end": 9099.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9099.1, "end": 9100.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9100.1, "end": 9101.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9101.1, "end": 9102.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9102.1, "end": 9103.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9103.1, "end": 9104.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9104.1, "end": 9105.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9105.1, "end": 9106.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9106.1, "end": 9107.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9107.1, "end": 9108.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9108.1, "end": 9109.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9109.1, "end": 9110.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9110.1, "end": 9111.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9111.1, "end": 9112.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9112.1, "end": 9113.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9113.1, "end": 9114.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9114.1, "end": 9115.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9115.1, "end": 9116.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9116.1, "end": 9117.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9117.1, "end": 9120.380000000001, "text": " Come on, give me a- give me a victory on my first match."}, {"start": 9125.58, "end": 9128.220000000001, "text": " I don't know, why don't they announce Sleek of Battle Ray out?"}, {"start": 9130.140000000001, "end": 9131.5, "text": " Or some crazy shit."}, {"start": 9133.34, "end": 9135.02, "text": " This game is a gold mine."}, {"start": 9147.1, "end": 9175.1, "text": " This is looking pretty bad, this side is looking pretty bad, the meeting, the holy meeting."}, {"start": 9175.1, "end": 9176.1, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9176.1, "end": 9182.1, "text": " Yo, that should have fell, that bullsh**t."}, {"start": 9182.1, "end": 9189.1, "text": " Oh, there we go."}, {"start": 9189.1, "end": 9194.1, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 9194.1, "end": 9195.1, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 9197.6, "end": 9198.6, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 9210.6, "end": 9212.1, "text": " Oh, maybe."}, {"start": 9215.6, "end": 9218.6, "text": " Yo, I better get my shit, dude."}, {"start": 9219.6, "end": 9222.1, "text": " Did you guys better me? I swear to God."}, {"start": 9222.1, "end": 9227.1, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 9227.1, "end": 9232.1, "text": " That's disgusting."}, {"start": 9232.1, "end": 9238.1, "text": " Come on dude, the weight!"}, {"start": 9238.1, "end": 9243.1, "text": " I need a shift!"}, {"start": 9252.1, "end": 9275.1, "text": " That's all good. That's all good. I don't know if he's gonna make watermelon himself over there. I don't think he's gonna do it."}, {"start": 9275.1, "end": 9286.52, "text": " There are some there's some platonic ships happening"}, {"start": 9305.1, "end": 9318.62, "text": " You're actually kidding me, this guy gets something like a watermelon right now."}, {"start": 9318.62, "end": 9340.62, "text": " Okay, we're back. We're back. In business. In business."}, {"start": 9340.62, "end": 9347.62, "text": " That's upsetting right there."}, {"start": 9347.62, "end": 9348.62, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 9348.62, "end": 9349.62, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 9349.62, "end": 9354.62, "text": " I'm going to take those."}, {"start": 9354.62, "end": 9355.62, "text": " Predictive."}, {"start": 9355.62, "end": 9356.62, "text": " Uh-uh."}, {"start": 9356.62, "end": 9363.62, "text": " I'm gonna take those."}, {"start": 9363.62, "end": 9368.62, "text": " Predictive."}, {"start": 9368.62, "end": 9377.62, "text": " This is risky."}, {"start": 9377.62, "end": 9381.62, "text": " Uh oh."}, {"start": 9381.62, "end": 9384.62, "text": " Lodged."}, {"start": 9384.62, "end": 9390.62, "text": " No... maybe... I'll fly."}, {"start": 9392.62, "end": 9395.62, "text": " Yo, why is that sinking?"}, {"start": 9403.62, "end": 9405.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9406.62, "end": 9408.62, "text": " That worked."}, {"start": 9408.62, "end": 9418.820000000002, "text": " I don't think these apples are going to connect Wow oh"}, {"start": 9418.820000000002, "end": 9426.300000000001, "text": " Oh that cherry my ruin everything unless"}, {"start": 9426.300000000001, "end": 9433.300000000001, "text": " Really now, really."}, {"start": 9433.300000000001, "end": 9436.300000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9436.300000000001, "end": 9442.300000000001, "text": " Potentially saved."}, {"start": 9442.300000000001, "end": 9449.300000000001, "text": " Kind of, not really."}, {"start": 9449.300000000001, "end": 9451.300000000001, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 9451.300000000001, "end": 9459.800000000001, "text": " Nooooooo, everything just got ruined."}, {"start": 9459.800000000001, "end": 9465.720000000001, "text": " Nooooooooo."}, {"start": 9465.720000000001, "end": 9474.2, "text": " Aww, that's a mix of shit."}, {"start": 9474.2, "end": 9480.740000000002, "text": " Aw, and it's stop\u0412\u043e\u0442t."}, {"start": 9480.74, "end": 9482.74, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9493.3, "end": 9495.3, "text": " Slight tech"}, {"start": 9505.22, "end": 9508.1, "text": " How are we doing there bro you you you at the end here too you at the end here"}, {"start": 9508.1, "end": 9532.1, "text": " This is a struggle for a struggle."}, {"start": 9532.1, "end": 9535.1, "text": " Oh no, the apple is lifting, I think."}, {"start": 9535.1, "end": 9537.1, "text": " Oh, this is so risky!"}, {"start": 9541.66, "end": 9543.66, "text": " Shit, man!"}, {"start": 9547.34, "end": 9549.34, "text": " Why are we chari-ing?"}, {"start": 9553.82, "end": 9556.86, "text": " Of course it popped out! Come on, man!"}, {"start": 9565.1, "end": 9579.94, "text": " Alright, I want my e-low back."}, {"start": 9579.94, "end": 9586.94, "text": " Give me my Elo back right now."}, {"start": 9609.94, "end": 9611.94, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9633.86, "end": 9636.6, "text": " Brother what is this lodge?"}, {"start": 9639.94, "end": 9642.94, "text": " Wow, okay."}, {"start": 9642.94, "end": 9646.94, "text": " Okay, oh, really, really."}, {"start": 9656.94, "end": 9659.94, "text": " I really need those other ones to connect."}, {"start": 9664.94, "end": 9665.94, "text": " Come on, dude."}, {"start": 9669.94, "end": 9671.94, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9699.94, "end": 9701.94, "text": " Hmmm..."}, {"start": 9706.94, "end": 9708.02, "text": " Shit brother!"}, {"start": 9708.02, "end": 9708.82, "text": " Shit brother!"}, {"start": 9708.82, "end": 9709.980000000001, "text": " Holy shit brother!"}, {"start": 9709.980000000001, "end": 9711.82, "text": " Shit brother!"}, {"start": 9717.560000000001, "end": 9720.060000000001, "text": " Okay okay relax."}, {"start": 9725.66, "end": 9726.140000000001, "text": " Hmmm..."}, {"start": 9726.140000000001, "end": 9727.480000000001, "text": " Hmmm..."}, {"start": 9727.480000000001, "end": 9727.980000000001, "text": " Hmmm..."}, {"start": 9727.980000000001, "end": 9728.380000000001, "text": " Hmmm..."}, {"start": 9728.380000000001, "end": 9728.9, "text": " Hmmm..."}, {"start": 9728.92, "end": 9729.66, "text": " Hmmm..."}, {"start": 9729.94, "end": 9734.94, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 9734.94, "end": 9739.94, "text": " What the hell is this?"}, {"start": 9759.94, "end": 9771.060000000001, "text": " Yikes. Interesting."}, {"start": 9771.060000000001, "end": 9783.060000000001, "text": " Um, this might work."}, {"start": 9783.06, "end": 9790.06, "text": " No, brother, no, you watermelon bop."}, {"start": 9813.06, "end": 9823.859999999999, "text": " Alright, it's okay, it's okay."}, {"start": 9823.859999999999, "end": 9829.34, "text": " Long route gaming."}, {"start": 9829.34, "end": 9834.779999999999, "text": " Dude!"}, {"start": 9834.78, "end": 9841.78, "text": " Are you kidding?"}, {"start": 9841.78, "end": 9864.44, "text": " Oh, I think I'm so screwed here, I don't know about this right now."}, {"start": 9864.44, "end": 9869.44, "text": " I gotta do some crazy shiiiit!"}, {"start": 9873.36, "end": 9875.86, "text": " Getting hit by so many micro shits?"}, {"start": 9880.1, "end": 9880.92, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 9882.24, "end": 9883.08, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 9884.7, "end": 9886.2, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 9886.2, "end": 9887.480000000001, "text": " I think it's over."}, {"start": 9889.32, "end": 9891.16, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9891.16, "end": 9906.16, "text": " There it is. Wow. Sure. Oh, that would be a crazy connect right there."}, {"start": 9906.16, "end": 9932.16, "text": " This week of gamers are out for blood."}, {"start": 9932.16, "end": 9934.16, "text": " 5"}, {"start": 9934.16, "end": 9936.16, "text": " 4"}, {"start": 9936.16, "end": 9938.16, "text": " 5"}, {"start": 9938.16, "end": 9940.16, "text": " 1"}, {"start": 9940.16, "end": 9942.16, "text": " 2"}, {"start": 9942.16, "end": 9944.16, "text": " 3"}, {"start": 9944.16, "end": 9946.16, "text": " 4"}, {"start": 9946.16, "end": 9948.16, "text": " 5"}, {"start": 9948.16, "end": 9950.16, "text": " 5"}, {"start": 9950.16, "end": 9952.16, "text": " 5"}, {"start": 9952.16, "end": 9954.16, "text": " 5"}, {"start": 9954.16, "end": 9956.16, "text": " 5"}, {"start": 9956.16, "end": 9958.16, "text": " 5"}, {"start": 9958.16, "end": 9960.16, "text": " 5"}, {"start": 9960.16, "end": 9987.16, "text": " I'm actually throwing right now."}, {"start": 9987.16, "end": 9999.0, "text": " I think I just solidified these two never-meaning."}, {"start": 9999.0, "end": 10001.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10001.0, "end": 10012.44, "text": " Okay, okay, wait, wait."}, {"start": 10012.44, "end": 10015.44, "text": " Okay, okay, wait, wait!"}, {"start": 10026.44, "end": 10028.44, "text": " I need a collapse here."}, {"start": 10028.44, "end": 10030.44, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10058.44, "end": 10075.880000000001, "text": " Scatter the ingredients, do a little cooking on the side here, little cooking on the side,"}, {"start": 10075.880000000001, "end": 10091.2, "text": " Brother shoot that fucking apple out of our stadium. Thank you"}, {"start": 10091.2, "end": 10098.2, "text": " Don, don, give me my ammo bag."}, {"start": 10098.2, "end": 10107.2, "text": " There it is boys, another one."}, {"start": 10107.2, "end": 10113.2, "text": " Don, go do something else."}, {"start": 10113.2, "end": 10120.2, "text": " Now he, okay, best of three, fine, fine."}, {"start": 10150.2, "end": 10151.2, "text": " Uh oh!"}, {"start": 10171.7, "end": 10173.7, "text": " Bro, what are these?"}, {"start": 10180.2, "end": 10189.2, "text": " How am I not getting a stink... whatever, you know what, whatever, whatever."}, {"start": 10199.2, "end": 10202.2, "text": " Scripted? I knew that was gonna happen."}, {"start": 10210.2, "end": 10223.400000000001, "text": " Insane if those connect. Insane if we get those together."}, {"start": 10223.400000000001, "end": 10233.400000000001, "text": " There it is. Holy moly."}, {"start": 10233.4, "end": 10240.4, "text": " There goes the lemon."}, {"start": 10263.4, "end": 10270.4, "text": " Wow, okay, nice bounce."}, {"start": 10270.4, "end": 10283.4, "text": " Don't fall, don't fall."}, {"start": 10283.4, "end": 10290.4, "text": " I'm going to build."}, {"start": 10313.4, "end": 10315.4, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10329.84, "end": 10331.84, "text": " I wish that fell"}, {"start": 10343.4, "end": 10350.4, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 10373.4, "end": 10374.4, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 10382.92, "end": 10383.92, "text": " Push that shit!"}, {"start": 10390.92, "end": 10392.92, "text": " Oh, come on!"}, {"start": 10392.92, "end": 10393.92, "text": " Damn it!"}, {"start": 10403.4, "end": 10405.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10405.4, "end": 10430.4, "text": " I can't do this."}, {"start": 10430.4, "end": 10440.039999999999, "text": " I can't do this I need to build this first"}, {"start": 10460.4, "end": 10487.08, "text": " I was trying to get the bottom apple to clear out and connect first."}, {"start": 10487.08, "end": 10489.08, "text": " Don't don't don't"}, {"start": 10491.52, "end": 10493.52, "text": " Don't don't"}, {"start": 10517.08, "end": 10524.08, "text": " I am surprised those actually connected."}, {"start": 10524.08, "end": 10533.08, "text": " Oh, President!"}, {"start": 10533.08, "end": 10543.08, "text": " There it is, boys."}, {"start": 10543.08, "end": 10569.08, "text": " There it is, boys. There it is. There it is. Oh my god. Insanity. Actual insanity there."}, {"start": 10569.08, "end": 10571.08, "text": " Insane tech."}, {"start": 10571.08, "end": 10576.08, "text": " I know, brother, I know."}, {"start": 10576.08, "end": 10583.08, "text": " Give it up, brother, give it up."}, {"start": 10583.08, "end": 10590.08, "text": " The surrender button's right there, my friend."}, {"start": 10590.08, "end": 10592.08, "text": " My friend!"}, {"start": 10592.08, "end": 10596.08, "text": " The surrender button!"}, {"start": 10596.08, "end": 10598.08, "text": " The surrender voting!"}, {"start": 10599.08, "end": 10601.08, "text": " My friend, my friend!"}, {"start": 10602.08, "end": 10604.08, "text": " My friend, my friend!"}, {"start": 10626.08, "end": 10628.08, "text": " I'm going to drop the laminate!"}, {"start": 10628.08, "end": 10630.08, "text": " I'm going to drop the laminate!"}, {"start": 10634.08, "end": 10636.08, "text": " There it is, boys."}, {"start": 10636.08, "end": 10638.08, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 10640.08, "end": 10642.08, "text": " Another one for the books."}, {"start": 10644.08, "end": 10646.08, "text": " Another one for the books."}, {"start": 10653.08, "end": 10655.08, "text": " What can I say?"}, {"start": 10656.08, "end": 10661.68, "text": " What can I say?"}, {"start": 10661.68, "end": 10669.4, "text": " Don, go home, Don, go home."}, {"start": 10699.4, "end": 10701.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10729.4, "end": 10759.32, "text": " What am I doing here, what am I doing here right now, what am I doing here right now,"}, {"start": 10759.32, "end": 10769.32, "text": " Give it a second, give it a second."}, {"start": 10769.32, "end": 10774.32, "text": " Go pop through, go pop."}, {"start": 10774.32, "end": 10784.32, "text": " Hmm, maybe this tomato might do it."}, {"start": 10784.32, "end": 10791.32, "text": " Be a nice lemon right there, actually, but whatever."}, {"start": 10814.32, "end": 10837.36, "text": " there it is boys there it is regrets in one picture regrets"}, {"start": 10837.36, "end": 10840.36, "text": " We're going the long road."}, {"start": 10840.36, "end": 10843.36, "text": " We're going the long road."}, {"start": 10843.36, "end": 10847.36, "text": " We're going the long way."}, {"start": 10847.36, "end": 10852.36, "text": " Oh, we're going the very long way."}, {"start": 10852.36, "end": 10857.36, "text": " Unless..."}, {"start": 10857.36, "end": 10861.36, "text": " Okay, wow."}, {"start": 10861.36, "end": 10871.36, "text": " Might not ever see a connection actually."}, {"start": 10871.36, "end": 10881.36, "text": " No, he got a water melon."}, {"start": 10881.36, "end": 10897.36, "text": " I really don't know this right now."}, {"start": 10897.36, "end": 10904.36, "text": " Are you joking?"}, {"start": 10927.36, "end": 10957.2, "text": " uh. If this apple would just like push up the triple"}, {"start": 10957.2, "end": 10959.6, "text": " Pineapple of death."}, {"start": 10963.36, "end": 10965.44, "text": " A story as old as time."}, {"start": 10968.240000000002, "end": 10969.36, "text": " Yes, indeed."}, {"start": 10971.28, "end": 10971.76, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 10972.720000000001, "end": 10974.240000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10987.2, "end": 11015.6, "text": " Yeah, those look like they want to be together."}, {"start": 11015.6, "end": 11017.6, "text": " Cherry in my room and everything"}, {"start": 11024.4, "end": 11027.52, "text": " I feel like it's GG I'm just falling now"}, {"start": 11032.640000000001, "end": 11034.640000000001, "text": " Cover is very hard here"}, {"start": 11045.6, "end": 11047.6, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11056.0, "end": 11058.0, "text": " Actually, maybe"}, {"start": 11065.0, "end": 11067.0, "text": " Are you kidding"}, {"start": 11075.6, "end": 11076.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11076.6, "end": 11085.6, "text": " Not the great out, great out!"}, {"start": 11085.6, "end": 11086.6, "text": " Lift!"}, {"start": 11086.6, "end": 11087.6, "text": " Aww, I settled the rumbling."}, {"start": 11087.6, "end": 11088.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11088.6, "end": 11095.6, "text": " Not the gray now!"}, {"start": 11095.6, "end": 11098.6, "text": " Gray out!"}, {"start": 11098.6, "end": 11099.6, "text": " Lift!"}, {"start": 11099.6, "end": 11108.6, "text": " Aww, I settled the rumbling."}, {"start": 11108.6, "end": 11110.6, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11122.2, "end": 11124.2, "text": " Already"}, {"start": 11138.6, "end": 11140.6, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 11155.800000000001, "end": 11164.800000000001, "text": " There it is, there it is. I know, I know. I know winning with no melon? Excuse me?"}, {"start": 11168.6, "end": 11175.6, "text": " What are you doing man why you back?"}, {"start": 11175.6, "end": 11179.6, "text": " Nah, I already spent the Elon dude."}, {"start": 11179.6, "end": 11180.6, "text": " It's already gone."}, {"start": 11180.6, "end": 11181.6, "text": " I spent it all."}, {"start": 11181.6, "end": 11182.6, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 11182.6, "end": 11183.6, "text": " I gotta turn square."}, {"start": 11183.6, "end": 11184.6, "text": " I already spent it dude."}, {"start": 11184.6, "end": 11185.6, "text": " There's no Elon left."}, {"start": 11185.6, "end": 11186.6, "text": " It's time bruh."}, {"start": 11186.6, "end": 11187.6, "text": " It's time bruh."}, {"start": 11187.6, "end": 11188.6, "text": " It's time bruh."}, {"start": 11188.6, "end": 11189.6, "text": " It's time bruh."}, {"start": 11189.6, "end": 11190.6, "text": " It's time bruh."}, {"start": 11190.6, "end": 11191.6, "text": " It's time bruh."}, {"start": 11191.6, "end": 11192.6, "text": " It's time bruh."}, {"start": 11192.6, "end": 11194.6, "text": " There's no evil left!"}, {"start": 11196.6, "end": 11198.6, "text": " It's done brother! It's done!"}, {"start": 11198.6, "end": 11200.6, "text": " Done!"}, {"start": 11221.0, "end": 11223.0, "text": " I have a little dilemma brewing here!"}, {"start": 11223.0, "end": 11232.6, "text": " oh yeah we got a dilemma oh we got a big dilemma here"}, {"start": 11232.6, "end": 11256.68, "text": " come on okay hold on hold on hold on hold on okay okay okay okay wait"}, {"start": 11256.68, "end": 11257.68, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 11257.68, "end": 11263.68, "text": " And there it is, boys."}, {"start": 11263.68, "end": 11264.68, "text": " Saved."}, {"start": 11264.68, "end": 11279.68, "text": " Banana banana banana banana banana banana."}, {"start": 11279.68, "end": 11286.68, "text": " Let him connect."}, {"start": 11286.68, "end": 11299.68, "text": " Oh, that's not what I wanted to happen."}, {"start": 11299.68, "end": 11314.52, "text": " Okay, okay, I'm gonna make this work."}, {"start": 11314.52, "end": 11329.0, "text": " Oh, this is kind of a shitty placement."}, {"start": 11329.0, "end": 11332.0, "text": " Oh my."}, {"start": 11332.0, "end": 11334.0, "text": " Don't push!"}, {"start": 11334.0, "end": 11341.0, "text": " I need a wall."}, {"start": 11341.0, "end": 11343.0, "text": " I need a wall."}, {"start": 11348.0, "end": 11350.0, "text": " Actually, kinda saved."}, {"start": 11351.0, "end": 11353.0, "text": " Kinda saved?"}, {"start": 11362.0, "end": 11363.0, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 11368.0, "end": 11370.0, "text": " I'm scared of that cherry."}, {"start": 11371.0, "end": 11378.0, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 11378.0, "end": 11384.0, "text": " Aish."}, {"start": 11384.0, "end": 11391.0, "text": " No, not again."}, {"start": 11391.0, "end": 11393.0, "text": " Unless..."}, {"start": 11393.0, "end": 11398.0, "text": " Yaaay."}, {"start": 11398.0, "end": 11400.0, "text": " Oh, wow."}, {"start": 11409.68, "end": 11411.68, "text": " That would bother."}, {"start": 11413.12, "end": 11415.12, "text": " Oh, come on."}, {"start": 11417.28, "end": 11422.96, "text": " All right, new building strat, new building. Build in the middle."}, {"start": 11428.0, "end": 11430.0, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11458.0, "end": 11460.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11460.0, "end": 11462.0, "text": " Damn!"}, {"start": 11462.0, "end": 11464.0, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 11464.0, "end": 11466.0, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 11466.0, "end": 11468.0, "text": " That was like an instant flash"}, {"start": 11468.0, "end": 11470.0, "text": " Into a melon."}, {"start": 11470.0, "end": 11472.0, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 11472.0, "end": 11479.0, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 11479.0, "end": 11490.8, "text": " I think we're going to be at 100% win rate in like very fast here."}, {"start": 11490.8, "end": 11491.8, "text": " Very fast."}, {"start": 11491.8, "end": 11492.8, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 11492.8, "end": 11493.8, "text": " Weep!"}, {"start": 11493.800000000001, "end": 11511.080000000002, "text": " Weep 64% okay 100% let's make that 90% right now"}, {"start": 11553.800000000001, "end": 11558.800000000001, "text": " building right now boys. Cinema building."}, {"start": 11558.800000000001, "end": 11565.800000000001, "text": " Oh, it's helped the other way."}, {"start": 11565.800000000001, "end": 11578.800000000001, "text": " Don't make me make another apple."}, {"start": 11578.800000000001, "end": 11583.800000000001, "text": " Ah, tilt the other way!"}, {"start": 11583.800000000001, "end": 11588.800000000001, "text": " Don't make me make another apple!"}, {"start": 11608.800000000001, "end": 11610.800000000001, "text": " I'm gonna kill you!"}, {"start": 11631.6, "end": 11633.6, "text": " Really? Really?"}, {"start": 11638.800000000001, "end": 11640.800000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11654.000000000002, "end": 11656.000000000002, "text": " Can't"}, {"start": 11668.800000000001, "end": 11678.800000000001, "text": " I gotta work. That definitely works right there. I always say that works right there, boys."}, {"start": 11698.800000000001, "end": 11708.320000000002, "text": " Oh, I actually had an apple."}, {"start": 11708.320000000002, "end": 11710.640000000001, "text": " Oh, really?"}, {"start": 11710.640000000001, "end": 11713.400000000001, "text": " Bloody hell!"}, {"start": 11713.400000000001, "end": 11716.160000000002, "text": " Bloody hell!"}, {"start": 11716.160000000002, "end": 11722.640000000001, "text": " Yeah, there it is, there it is."}, {"start": 11722.64, "end": 11732.64, "text": " There it is, there it is."}, {"start": 11732.64, "end": 11748.64, "text": " No, the cherry of death."}, {"start": 11748.64, "end": 11755.64, "text": " No, the Cherry of Death!"}, {"start": 11755.64, "end": 11770.64, "text": " Oh my god, these little shitfruits."}, {"start": 11770.64, "end": 11772.64, "text": " Actually might ruin everything"}, {"start": 11796.64, "end": 11798.64, "text": " Are you kidding right now friend"}, {"start": 11798.64, "end": 11812.279999999999, "text": " friend are we joking here friend I am confused are we joking friend I missed the"}, {"start": 11812.28, "end": 11827.16, "text": " joke. Oh, that's the... that's... okay. Clutched, clutched. We're back in action. Back in action."}, {"start": 11828.2, "end": 11834.2, "text": " Rerouted and reclutched. The situation and now we can cruise to the finish line."}, {"start": 11834.2, "end": 11845.44, "text": " feels good man a nice little cruise down to the good old um the good old finish line here man"}, {"start": 11845.44, "end": 11859.84, "text": " the surrender button is located on the top of that. I was on my way to a melon I was I was a"}, {"start": 11859.84, "end": 11862.84, "text": " Clean slate I was on my way"}, {"start": 11874.12, "end": 11876.12, "text": " 65"}, {"start": 11878.880000000001, "end": 11881.12, "text": " Hey hop, okay, buddy"}, {"start": 11885.92, "end": 11887.92, "text": " Okay, buddy"}, {"start": 11919.84, "end": 11921.84, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 11941.04, "end": 11943.04, "text": " Get that shit out of here"}, {"start": 11979.84, "end": 11981.84, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12006.960000000001, "end": 12008.960000000001, "text": " My oh my god"}, {"start": 12009.84, "end": 12011.84, "text": " Oh, shite!"}, {"start": 12019.12, "end": 12023.68, "text": " Believe ingredients, believe. Big play, big play."}, {"start": 12026.4, "end": 12028.4, "text": " Unfortunate play."}, {"start": 12030.56, "end": 12033.06, "text": " That kind of work, sure."}, {"start": 12039.84, "end": 12067.84, "text": " What's happening on the other team, what is this guy doing?"}, {"start": 12067.84, "end": 12070.5, "text": " Oh, the tomato's orbiting the apple!"}, {"start": 12073.32, "end": 12074.66, "text": " Almost, almost."}, {"start": 12089.48, "end": 12091.68, "text": " Insane if it's connected, but no."}, {"start": 12097.84, "end": 12121.84, "text": " How would I do this?"}, {"start": 12121.84, "end": 12140.72, "text": " I'm killing a melon in my life."}, {"start": 12140.72, "end": 12143.64, "text": " I think I'm getting some melons here."}, {"start": 12143.64, "end": 12145.64, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12173.64, "end": 12180.64, "text": " I need this Kirby to stay there."}, {"start": 12180.64, "end": 12187.64, "text": " Oh, that's close."}, {"start": 12187.64, "end": 12195.64, "text": " Let's see if I can do this now."}, {"start": 12195.64, "end": 12201.64, "text": " Oh, shit, an apple."}, {"start": 12201.64, "end": 12211.64, "text": " Oh my god, I am so close to the melon."}, {"start": 12211.64, "end": 12217.64, "text": " No, the damn cherry is gonna screw everything up."}, {"start": 12217.64, "end": 12222.64, "text": " Oh, I caught it, potentially."}, {"start": 12222.64, "end": 12231.599999999999, "text": " Oh, this is going to collapse to the right is what the problem is right now."}, {"start": 12231.599999999999, "end": 12237.96, "text": " No, it's going to collapse to the wrong side."}, {"start": 12237.96, "end": 12244.199999999999, "text": " Oh, that was it!"}, {"start": 12244.199999999999, "end": 12248.439999999999, "text": " Wait, actually potentially doable."}, {"start": 12248.439999999999, "end": 12250.439999999999, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 12250.44, "end": 12257.44, "text": " Damn, Matt, come on, bro! So close!"}, {"start": 12257.44, "end": 12261.44, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 12261.44, "end": 12272.44, "text": " Brother, what is this guy even doing right now?"}, {"start": 12272.44, "end": 12281.92, "text": " Brother, what is this guy even doing right now?"}, {"start": 12281.92, "end": 12289.92, "text": " Watch him collapse into a melon."}, {"start": 12319.92, "end": 12344.2, "text": " Hey y'all relax bro, I want to see some magic happen here, alright?"}, {"start": 12344.2, "end": 12345.2, "text": " Oh my."}, {"start": 12345.2, "end": 12353.68, "text": " I mean it would be a Kirby a lemon lemon Kirby collapse he could if he lemon the bottom apple, but it's over"}, {"start": 12356.84, "end": 12358.84, "text": " There was an attempt a hop"}, {"start": 12362.76, "end": 12364.76, "text": " You tried brother you tried"}, {"start": 12368.480000000001, "end": 12370.480000000001, "text": " What come on man"}, {"start": 12375.2, "end": 12382.2, "text": " There it is, there it is."}, {"start": 12405.2, "end": 12431.0, "text": " I don't know if we're doing Geo Gaster, bro, Geo Gaster, yeah, six wins, easy."}, {"start": 12435.2, "end": 12448.52, "text": " What happens if you combine two watermelons that turns into a, it disappears man, it disappears."}, {"start": 12448.52, "end": 12450.68, "text": " It disappears dude, it's no longer there."}, {"start": 12465.2, "end": 12481.980000000001, "text": " All right. Can we see one win in Mario Kart? No. This is never going to happen. I played"}, {"start": 12481.98, "end": 12488.619999999999, "text": " Gate guard simulated it. It was right. Sam's release just got pushed to 622. Really?"}, {"start": 12491.34, "end": 12496.38, "text": " Damn, brother. They actually did that shit. What the heck?"}, {"start": 12511.98, "end": 12533.74, "text": " Yeah, Boydling Bound looks like it has good reviews."}, {"start": 12533.74, "end": 12541.859999999999, "text": " Three hours of CS, brother, you're crazy, brother, you're crazy, dude, you're crazy."}, {"start": 12541.86, "end": 12544.26, "text": " I'm not starting a single player game right now."}, {"start": 12549.140000000001, "end": 12551.34, "text": " Negative, negative."}, {"start": 12561.82, "end": 12563.140000000001, "text": " Some hellies."}, {"start": 12571.86, "end": 12582.1, "text": " Let me see what we have here."}, {"start": 12582.1, "end": 12592.1, "text": " Let's do some."}, {"start": 12592.1, "end": 12614.1, "text": " Uh, let me see here."}, {"start": 12614.1, "end": 12617.1, "text": " Oh, is we going into some armor here?"}, {"start": 12617.1, "end": 12619.1, "text": " We're going to do a little ARMA."}, {"start": 12623.1, "end": 12625.1, "text": " Yeah, we're going down the usual route."}, {"start": 12628.1, "end": 12632.1, "text": " Check your incremental game. The incremental game, I never..."}, {"start": 12634.1, "end": 12637.1, "text": " It's not on, so there's nothing to check."}, {"start": 12640.1, "end": 12644.1, "text": " Some of that big RP into flying RP."}, {"start": 12647.1, "end": 12652.1, "text": " I don't think so, I'm just a little burned out aggro, I sometimes get like this when you stream every day."}, {"start": 12652.1, "end": 12657.1, "text": " A bunch of different games, bro, I mean you kinda just get a..."}, {"start": 12661.1, "end": 12666.1, "text": " Sometimes you have burnt out some days, you know, right? It depends."}, {"start": 12677.1, "end": 12679.1, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12701.460000000001, "end": 12703.460000000001, "text": " Said your favorite"}, {"start": 12704.42, "end": 12706.980000000001, "text": " Fortune mill did you guys like fortune mill?"}, {"start": 12714.500000000002, "end": 12716.500000000002, "text": " Oh, is that it?"}, {"start": 12726.980000000001, "end": 12728.980000000001, "text": " All right, connecting"}, {"start": 12733.460000000001, "end": 12760.62, "text": " I'm gonna show down into GTRP into deadlock."}, {"start": 12760.62, "end": 12761.76, "text": " Holy moly buddy."}, {"start": 12761.76, "end": 12766.76, "text": " I'm trying to connect. Hold on."}, {"start": 12766.76, "end": 12771.76, "text": " Holy moly, buddy."}, {"start": 12789.76, "end": 12790.76, "text": " Come on now."}, {"start": 12790.76, "end": 12793.48, "text": " Come on, Dan, the server must be popping right now."}, {"start": 12793.48, "end": 12794.64, "text": " There's no way in."}, {"start": 12807.64, "end": 12809.2, "text": " Hold up, hold up."}, {"start": 12815.58, "end": 12818.4, "text": " I should, I should convert this stream into,"}, {"start": 12818.4, "end": 12821.279999999999, "text": " I need to get a vending machine and just put the"}, {"start": 12823.4, "end": 12826.92, "text": " Connect the stream key to the vending machine, and it's just like a camera"}, {"start": 12828.64, "end": 12830.64, "text": " It shows the vending machine"}, {"start": 12835.8, "end": 12839.199999999999, "text": " The future play those Japanese claw games"}, {"start": 12840.96, "end": 12843.6, "text": " Dude those things are potato, bro"}, {"start": 12843.6, "end": 12850.6, "text": " Tarriba is ridiculous."}, {"start": 12903.6, "end": 12910.6, "text": " Damn, first in queue and it's taking this long."}, {"start": 12933.6, "end": 12940.16, "text": " city skyline brother you're crazy man"}, {"start": 12950.36, "end": 12955.32, "text": " come on come on let's go"}, {"start": 12955.32, "end": 12961.32, "text": " SimCity 3000 instead of City Skyline?"}, {"start": 12961.32, "end": 12964.32, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 12964.32, "end": 12967.32, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 12967.32, "end": 12971.32, "text": " Alright, beg RP."}, {"start": 12985.32, "end": 12997.16, "text": " Alright, let's do it here."}, {"start": 12997.16, "end": 13010.92, "text": " Hey yo, I'm Carval Vry, I need a supply Huey up on the front line, hold on me asking Captain."}, {"start": 13010.92, "end": 13011.92, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 13011.92, "end": 13012.92, "text": " Alright, yeah."}, {"start": 13012.92, "end": 13018.06, "text": " All right, yeah, yeah, man. You got a supply here. We cool down up. We need supplies ASAP front line"}, {"start": 13018.62, "end": 13020.12, "text": " You spawn one real quick"}, {"start": 13020.12, "end": 13022.32, "text": " Yeah, you spot him on right now captain. I'll get"}, {"start": 13023.56, "end": 13025.56, "text": " Yeah, keep minus three minutes"}, {"start": 13026.56, "end": 13032.4, "text": " Yep, yeah, can you just find a Huey real quick? I can't hear you. Can you spawn one? We're gonna lose bro. We're gonna lose the war"}, {"start": 13033.08, "end": 13035.08, "text": " Right here come over here"}, {"start": 13035.08, "end": 13049.72, "text": " Yeah, we got supplies coming right now. I need the keys. I need the keys boys. Thank"}, {"start": 13049.72, "end": 13057.56, "text": " you. Thank you. Thank you. Loading right now. We're coming right now. There it is."}, {"start": 13057.56, "end": 13059.56, "text": " Alright, get your boys, get your shit."}, {"start": 13063.92, "end": 13065.92, "text": " Alright, splice on the way, splice on the way."}, {"start": 13066.66, "end": 13068.66, "text": " There it is, boys. There it is."}, {"start": 13068.82, "end": 13071.32, "text": " Inaction back in action."}, {"start": 13072.14, "end": 13073.34, "text": " Holy."}, {"start": 13075.4, "end": 13077.9, "text": " Supplies coming to Montenegro."}, {"start": 13080.38, "end": 13081.38, "text": " Montenegro."}, {"start": 13084.699999999999, "end": 13086.699999999999, "text": " Man, I'm, I'm, I'm..."}, {"start": 13087.56, "end": 13097.56, "text": " All right, let's see."}, {"start": 13097.56, "end": 13113.56, "text": " It's actually a different server than what I usually play on, so let's see how this fares."}, {"start": 13113.56, "end": 13117.56, "text": " It's not sure that you used her or not."}, {"start": 13127.56, "end": 13131.56, "text": " Is Montana okay to land?"}, {"start": 13137.56, "end": 13141.56, "text": " Looks like we're going to try doing it without any intel."}, {"start": 13143.56, "end": 13153.56, "text": " Yeah, ADMS on EUs. Not bad. Not bad at all."}, {"start": 13153.56, "end": 13160.56, "text": " Oh, there's an explosion right there."}, {"start": 13160.56, "end": 13174.96, "text": " Oh my god, there's so much dead shit there."}, {"start": 13174.96, "end": 13185.359999999999, "text": " I think there's some Montana right here."}, {"start": 13185.36, "end": 13187.36, "text": " I thought I'm gonna die?"}, {"start": 13193.16, "end": 13194.66, "text": " OH MY GOD!"}, {"start": 13203.560000000001, "end": 13205.560000000001, "text": " Who needs supplies right now?"}, {"start": 13205.56, "end": 13211.56, "text": " They're bringing supplies to a sawmill so they can keep building it up and spawning it up if they need to."}, {"start": 13213.56, "end": 13215.56, "text": " Shit, where's Sawmill?"}, {"start": 13218.56, "end": 13219.56, "text": " Alaska?"}, {"start": 13225.56, "end": 13227.56, "text": " Hold, you shot that tree!"}, {"start": 13229.56, "end": 13231.56, "text": " I'ma see."}, {"start": 13235.56, "end": 13262.56, "text": " I saw an enemy chopper, but I think it was a supply heli... heli."}, {"start": 13262.56, "end": 13268.32, "text": " Oh, like that thing's smoking us?"}, {"start": 13268.32, "end": 13269.32, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 13269.32, "end": 13274.32, "text": " Why is it lining Alaska?"}, {"start": 13274.32, "end": 13280.32, "text": " Holy shit, that was..."}, {"start": 13280.32, "end": 13285.32, "text": " Is this Alaska?"}, {"start": 13285.32, "end": 13292.8, "text": " Is this Alaska?"}, {"start": 13292.8, "end": 13301.8, "text": " This guy's trying to land too."}, {"start": 13301.8, "end": 13312.8, "text": " Oh, she crashed."}, {"start": 13312.800000000001, "end": 13322.800000000001, "text": " Oh, come on, they just ran at me!"}, {"start": 13322.800000000001, "end": 13339.800000000001, "text": " Uh, the planes are just re- what the hell, I can't unload."}, {"start": 13339.800000000001, "end": 13344.080000000002, "text": " Why does it F work?"}, {"start": 13344.080000000002, "end": 13345.240000000002, "text": " Of course."}, {"start": 13345.240000000002, "end": 13347.640000000001, "text": " Oh, what the heck, man?"}, {"start": 13347.640000000001, "end": 13350.52, "text": " What happened, bro?"}, {"start": 13380.52, "end": 13406.92, "text": " I wonder if I'm still going to spawn in the heli or yeah let's see what happens."}, {"start": 13406.92, "end": 13408.92, "text": " Come on man!"}, {"start": 13417.32, "end": 13419.32, "text": " Good!"}, {"start": 13432.92, "end": 13433.92, "text": " That sucks."}, {"start": 13434.92, "end": 13436.42, "text": " Yeah, the whole server crashed."}, {"start": 13466.92, "end": 13468.92, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 13468.92, "end": 13472.92, "text": " Um, uh, the server, the aeron that's coming up."}, {"start": 13472.92, "end": 13474.92, "text": " You hear me?"}, {"start": 13474.92, "end": 13476.92, "text": " Yeah, everything's just so loud. What?"}, {"start": 13476.92, "end": 13478.92, "text": " I'm on a Tyrone because I can pick up..."}, {"start": 13478.92, "end": 13482.92, "text": " I'm not supplying it for you, but I want to be the pilot."}, {"start": 13482.92, "end": 13483.92, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13483.92, "end": 13485.92, "text": " I don't think you're going to sit there."}, {"start": 13485.92, "end": 13487.92, "text": " Uh, you know..."}, {"start": 13487.92, "end": 13490.92, "text": " He's going to spawn one for me, but he wants to be the pilot?"}, {"start": 13490.92, "end": 13491.92, "text": " Is that what I heard?"}, {"start": 13491.92, "end": 13496.92, "text": " I will see and then if it's there, we can just come back."}, {"start": 13496.92, "end": 13500.92, "text": " Oh, you want to be the co-pilot? Okay, okay."}, {"start": 13500.92, "end": 13502.92, "text": " What do you mean, I guess?"}, {"start": 13502.92, "end": 13505.92, "text": " I'm going to lie, though. I'm the co-piling."}, {"start": 13507.92, "end": 13509.92, "text": " Alright, alright, alright."}, {"start": 13509.92, "end": 13511.92, "text": " I'm not like I'm already close yet."}, {"start": 13511.92, "end": 13513.92, "text": " If you're looking for the baby, I'm looking for the baby."}, {"start": 13513.92, "end": 13516.92, "text": " Alright, you want to load it up or should I?"}, {"start": 13516.92, "end": 13519.92, "text": " But if you're looking for the baby, I'm looking for the baby."}, {"start": 13519.92, "end": 13526.4, "text": " We're tired of the begging they just give it to me now mission accomplished"}, {"start": 13537.8, "end": 13539.8, "text": " We got no room in here"}, {"start": 13549.92, "end": 13551.92, "text": " to a helicopter."}, {"start": 13554.56, "end": 13556.56, "text": " Can't you walk?"}, {"start": 13556.56, "end": 13558.56, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 13558.56, "end": 13560.56, "text": " You're gonna wait for it."}, {"start": 13564.56, "end": 13566.56, "text": " All right, man."}, {"start": 13568.72, "end": 13570.72, "text": " How smart of me."}, {"start": 13571.84, "end": 13573.84, "text": " Yeah, yeah, don't worry. I don't crash."}, {"start": 13574.56, "end": 13576.56, "text": " Sometimes I do."}, {"start": 13576.56, "end": 13578.56, "text": " I got him better."}, {"start": 13579.92, "end": 13581.92, "text": " We're on a sawmill though."}, {"start": 13605.92, "end": 13608.92, "text": " Alright brother, hold on bro, get your seat belt on."}, {"start": 13609.92, "end": 13614.92, "text": " get your seatbelt on my gang"}, {"start": 13614.92, "end": 13617.92, "text": " what's up?"}, {"start": 13617.92, "end": 13621.92, "text": " how many children can we have to seatbelts here?"}, {"start": 13621.92, "end": 13624.92, "text": " oh yeah"}, {"start": 13624.92, "end": 13629.92, "text": " I don't know bro, like play some music, I'll play some, I don't know what to play"}, {"start": 13629.92, "end": 13634.92, "text": " no seatbelts in Europe, is that true?"}, {"start": 13639.92, "end": 13647.4, "text": " By the way, when did you get your license?"}, {"start": 13647.4, "end": 13648.4, "text": " Never did, bro."}, {"start": 13648.4, "end": 13656.4, "text": " I just had to take an online course for an hour."}, {"start": 13656.4, "end": 13680.0, "text": " I just dnc'd the whole stream."}, {"start": 13686.4, "end": 13688.46, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13716.4, "end": 13718.46, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13746.4, "end": 13748.46, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13776.4, "end": 13778.46, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13806.4, "end": 13808.46, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13836.4, "end": 13843.4, "text": " Come on, man!"}, {"start": 13843.4, "end": 13856.4, "text": " What if I build a, uh,"}, {"start": 13856.4, "end": 13867.4, "text": " Come on man, what if I build a what do you call it right underneath?"}, {"start": 13867.4, "end": 13881.199999999999, "text": " There it is, there it is, there it is, hey I wrenched my rotor bro, I need to wrench out"}, {"start": 13881.2, "end": 13883.2, "text": " the rotor"}, {"start": 13895.800000000001, "end": 13899.0, "text": " hold on, hold on, let me see here"}, {"start": 13903.36, "end": 13910.92, "text": " I can't be able to fix this right now. I'll say, I can't go back to base"}, {"start": 13911.2, "end": 13914.320000000002, "text": " Can we give me a mix so I don't have to alt-tap 50 times?"}, {"start": 13920.720000000001, "end": 13923.92, "text": " Brother, what is this forest-ass music you're playing?"}, {"start": 13927.68, "end": 13928.480000000001, "text": " Are linking me?"}, {"start": 13928.48, "end": 13947.38, "text": " I'm bringing the last guy right now, bro. I don't know where you want to go. I'll land"}, {"start": 13947.380000000001, "end": 13954.380000000001, "text": " there right now. I'm gonna book it back to base."}, {"start": 13954.380000000001, "end": 13958.380000000001, "text": " We can do effective layers with the flies."}, {"start": 13958.380000000001, "end": 13960.380000000001, "text": " We can do the flies and the flies."}, {"start": 13962.380000000001, "end": 13964.380000000001, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 13972.380000000001, "end": 13974.380000000001, "text": " We can get more players too."}, {"start": 13974.380000000001, "end": 13976.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, I could have supplied that."}, {"start": 13984.380000000001, "end": 13987.140000000001, "text": " I don't know wrong where the hell am I going right now?"}, {"start": 13996.220000000001, "end": 14000.28, "text": " Hi, here we go. Yeah, you might open in your window door. Oh, it's not been nice"}, {"start": 14014.380000000001, "end": 14036.460000000001, "text": " Oh yeah you're right."}, {"start": 14044.380000000001, "end": 14046.44, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14074.380000000001, "end": 14076.44, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14104.380000000001, "end": 14106.44, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14134.380000000001, "end": 14136.44, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14164.380000000001, "end": 14166.44, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14194.380000000001, "end": 14196.44, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14224.380000000001, "end": 14226.44, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14254.380000000001, "end": 14256.44, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14284.380000000001, "end": 14286.44, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14314.380000000001, "end": 14316.44, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14344.380000000001, "end": 14346.44, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14404.380000000001, "end": 14411.380000000001, "text": " I just realized I can spot him now anyways."}, {"start": 14411.380000000001, "end": 14413.380000000001, "text": " Where now, it's back?"}, {"start": 14413.380000000001, "end": 14416.380000000001, "text": " I thought I was over right."}, {"start": 14416.380000000001, "end": 14424.380000000001, "text": " Something changed while he's down there, I've just seen him go down."}, {"start": 14424.380000000001, "end": 14426.380000000001, "text": " I'll just see to go down"}, {"start": 14444.380000000001, "end": 14446.740000000002, "text": " That is brother you got a little bird up"}, {"start": 14450.380000000001, "end": 14452.380000000001, "text": " And you got a little bird studio"}, {"start": 14454.380000000001, "end": 14458.380000000001, "text": " I'm going down! I'm going down!"}, {"start": 14458.380000000001, "end": 14459.380000000001, "text": " You said?"}, {"start": 14459.380000000001, "end": 14461.380000000001, "text": " We got a little bird CD up, brother."}, {"start": 14461.380000000001, "end": 14462.380000000001, "text": " There's some supplies."}, {"start": 14462.380000000001, "end": 14463.380000000001, "text": " What are they?"}, {"start": 14463.380000000001, "end": 14465.380000000001, "text": " Are you asking me for a healer?"}, {"start": 14465.380000000001, "end": 14466.380000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14466.380000000001, "end": 14467.380000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14467.380000000001, "end": 14468.380000000001, "text": " I just spawned it."}, {"start": 14468.380000000001, "end": 14472.380000000001, "text": " You might want to ask people when they come back."}, {"start": 14472.380000000001, "end": 14473.380000000001, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 14473.380000000001, "end": 14474.380000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 14474.380000000001, "end": 14475.380000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 14475.380000000001, "end": 14476.380000000001, "text": " I see what you're saying."}, {"start": 14476.380000000001, "end": 14477.380000000001, "text": " True."}, {"start": 14477.380000000001, "end": 14478.380000000001, "text": " True."}, {"start": 14478.380000000001, "end": 14482.060000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah, yeah, I see what you're saying. True, true."}, {"start": 14485.26, "end": 14486.62, "text": " True!"}, {"start": 14496.78, "end": 14498.300000000001, "text": " Baa-na-na-na-na!"}, {"start": 14498.300000000001, "end": 14500.78, "text": " Yeah, Wizzy, brother, you got a Huey spawn, bro?"}, {"start": 14501.420000000002, "end": 14502.060000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14502.060000000001, "end": 14503.820000000002, "text": " She's not trying to supply us a million."}, {"start": 14503.820000000002, "end": 14506.380000000001, "text": " Supply on Phoenix. Get it built up and supply."}, {"start": 14506.380000000001, "end": 14510.460000000001, "text": " hook it up my brother hook it up"}, {"start": 14520.54, "end": 14524.220000000001, "text": " I want some Arbion's boys"}, {"start": 14528.7, "end": 14531.86, "text": " nice nice"}, {"start": 14536.380000000001, "end": 14541.34, "text": " I'm changing the thing."}, {"start": 14541.34, "end": 14548.34, "text": " I shall do it, you know."}, {"start": 14548.34, "end": 14554.640000000001, "text": " Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba."}, {"start": 14554.640000000001, "end": 14561.640000000001, "text": " I killed em!"}, {"start": 14561.640000000001, "end": 14562.640000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14562.64, "end": 14591.32, "text": " Oh man, I'll land wherever you land."}, {"start": 14591.32, "end": 14595.32, "text": " There's an AA on the Colorado Hill as you come up, careful."}, {"start": 14601.32, "end": 14606.32, "text": " Uh, watch out, they have some sort of AA truck at Mississippi."}, {"start": 14606.32, "end": 14610.32, "text": " I just saw a guy just throwing me on fire."}, {"start": 14610.32, "end": 14613.32, "text": " Actually, I think I'm up here a little bird."}, {"start": 14613.32, "end": 14622.32, "text": " You're on PC, man?"}, {"start": 14622.32, "end": 14623.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14623.32, "end": 14624.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14624.32, "end": 14625.32, "text": " How about you?"}, {"start": 14625.32, "end": 14626.32, "text": " Switch to?"}, {"start": 14626.32, "end": 14627.32, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 14627.32, "end": 14638.32, "text": " This is a tough one to learn it on, but you gotta do it sometime."}, {"start": 14638.32, "end": 14639.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14639.32, "end": 14644.32, "text": " I learned PC on Fortnite and it's fucking crazy."}, {"start": 14644.32, "end": 14648.32, "text": " Well, I'm looking at you, you're flying."}, {"start": 14652.32, "end": 14657.32, "text": " Don't ask him how you got it to run. Don't ask him, don't ask him."}, {"start": 14658.32, "end": 14659.32, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 14661.32, "end": 14663.32, "text": " You tried routing me?"}, {"start": 14663.32, "end": 14666.32, "text": " Uh, there's a little bit of chasing. I mean, I'm chasing us."}, {"start": 14666.32, "end": 14668.32, "text": " Oh, what the hell? Oh my god."}, {"start": 14668.32, "end": 14669.82, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 14669.82, "end": 14672.02, "text": " There's something!"}, {"start": 14672.02, "end": 14675.48, "text": " Come back there, bro!"}, {"start": 14675.48, "end": 14677.9, "text": " Come back here!"}, {"start": 14677.9, "end": 14678.9, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 14678.9, "end": 14691.699999999999, "text": " Should be able to jump out and jump onto their helicopter."}, {"start": 14691.7, "end": 14695.7, "text": " I'm gonna focus on clearing everything in our backline between main base and main team."}, {"start": 14704.7, "end": 14706.7, "text": " What the heck?"}, {"start": 14707.7, "end": 14709.7, "text": " Dude, what even hit us?"}, {"start": 14709.7, "end": 14723.52, "text": " get me a van I'm going on the I'm shooting I'm sniping"}, {"start": 14723.52, "end": 14738.36, "text": " I don't know what's going on here, I don't know what's going on here, I don't know what's"}, {"start": 14738.36, "end": 14739.36, "text": " going on here."}, {"start": 14739.36, "end": 14741.36, "text": " and everything around it might be possible"}, {"start": 14749.84, "end": 14751.84, "text": " the belt all the way down there"}, {"start": 14769.36, "end": 14783.880000000001, "text": " I got my sniper loadout"}, {"start": 14799.36, "end": 14806.36, "text": " One shot is all I need on this."}, {"start": 14806.36, "end": 14808.68, "text": " Alright, we're getting to now."}, {"start": 14808.68, "end": 14810.640000000001, "text": " Oh, actually this is a bad idea."}, {"start": 14810.640000000001, "end": 14815.0, "text": " Well, looks like we're doing it."}, {"start": 14815.0, "end": 14822.0, "text": " And I'm headed west."}, {"start": 14852.0, "end": 14855.04, "text": " Maybe I can find a good snipe spot. Let's see"}, {"start": 14866.88, "end": 14868.88, "text": " Phoenix Colorado Alaska"}, {"start": 14882.0, "end": 14889.0, "text": " I can't get it, but that's how it works."}, {"start": 14903.0, "end": 14906.0, "text": " So about that's the end of one."}, {"start": 14912.0, "end": 14927.34, "text": " Let me see. We're in Phoenix, but I don't really want to fight in here. Seems like there's"}, {"start": 14927.34, "end": 14929.34, "text": " There's a road that connects."}, {"start": 14957.34, "end": 14975.380000000001, "text": " Hold on, it sounds like there might be people here."}, {"start": 14975.380000000001, "end": 14981.380000000001, "text": " This is risky."}, {"start": 14981.380000000001, "end": 14983.380000000001, "text": " I'm gonna drive a little more."}, {"start": 15011.380000000001, "end": 15014.380000000001, "text": " outside of Main Bay shooting down Ellies."}, {"start": 15019.380000000001, "end": 15022.380000000001, "text": " Right there, right there maybe. That right there."}, {"start": 15023.380000000001, "end": 15026.380000000001, "text": " Let's see, let's see."}, {"start": 15031.380000000001, "end": 15034.380000000001, "text": " Enemy little bird, Mississippi."}, {"start": 15034.380000000001, "end": 15046.140000000001, "text": " Okay, let me see if I can make it up here and snipe down."}, {"start": 15046.140000000001, "end": 15047.300000000001, "text": " Maybe maybe."}, {"start": 15047.300000000001, "end": 15052.660000000002, "text": " Might be a shit spot."}, {"start": 15052.66, "end": 15053.66, "text": " Let me see."}, {"start": 15064.66, "end": 15067.66, "text": " Yeah, this might be a little too far away from the action."}, {"start": 15082.66, "end": 15091.66, "text": " All good, all good, I just gotta follow the tree line a little bit."}, {"start": 15091.66, "end": 15097.66, "text": " Oh shit, he's alive."}, {"start": 15097.66, "end": 15102.66, "text": " He clipped it."}, {"start": 15102.66, "end": 15107.66, "text": " Wait, oh my god."}, {"start": 15107.66, "end": 15120.98, "text": " No, that guy is a friendly Huey supply runner."}, {"start": 15120.98, "end": 15133.5, "text": " Dude, are you kidding man?"}, {"start": 15133.5, "end": 15136.18, "text": " The server went down twice?"}, {"start": 15136.18, "end": 15138.18, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 15140.18, "end": 15144.18, "text": " Nah, I'm not. If I have to run, I'm all set."}, {"start": 15145.18, "end": 15148.18, "text": " Sometimes it spawns you right back on your character."}, {"start": 15166.18, "end": 15172.18, "text": " I think the whole server just dropped."}, {"start": 15172.18, "end": 15181.18, "text": " Come on, man!"}, {"start": 15211.18, "end": 15233.18, "text": " Man damn, dude."}, {"start": 15233.18, "end": 15258.1, "text": " that was the WCS server I don't know why it kept going down"}, {"start": 15258.1, "end": 15270.54, "text": " Oh, it's unfortunate. I was enjoying that. I wanted to snipe and do some shit, but of"}, {"start": 15270.54, "end": 15279.74, "text": " course that doesn't happen."}, {"start": 15279.74, "end": 15281.74, "text": " All guys, party animals."}, {"start": 15309.74, "end": 15311.74, "text": " Um"}, {"start": 15317.9, "end": 15320.72, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna chill here boys. I'm gonna chill here"}, {"start": 15322.66, "end": 15329.92, "text": " I'm gonna chill here. I'll be on tomorrow. All right, I'll be back full stream GG's all of the above tomorrow"}, {"start": 15330.98, "end": 15334.36, "text": " All right, I'm gonna chill here boys. I'm chilling here early stream and"}, {"start": 15334.36, "end": 15338.560000000001, "text": " And tomorrow I will be back."}, {"start": 15338.560000000001, "end": 15340.16, "text": " Okay, I'm chilling boys."}, {"start": 15340.16, "end": 15341.16, "text": " I'm chilling."}, {"start": 15341.16, "end": 15342.560000000001, "text": " You guys enjoy your night."}, {"start": 15342.560000000001, "end": 15344.04, "text": " I'll see you guys tomorrow."}, {"start": 15344.04, "end": 15345.640000000001, "text": " Thank you for chilling with me."}, {"start": 15345.640000000001, "end": 15346.640000000001, "text": " Peace out."}, {"start": 15348.400000000001, "end": 15349.76, "text": " I'll be on tomorrow bro, okay?"}, {"start": 15349.76, "end": 15350.6, "text": " There's..."}]}