I
Oh my god, I was seven people
Let's ask me how we get off. Let's not try guys. Oh, what up what up. Yes indeed
Are you guys doing?
Yeah, was it real was it real I don't know Brian is it real
Was it a good direct? Was there actually a Zelda? Should I have gone live?
It was real real real. I have no idea actually. I have not seen anything
completely blind
Dragons dog shit to DLC
double dog shit
Dragon dog shit to the dog shitting
it was all ports okay okay hold on for real OOT tell me bro tell me tell me
Oh my god. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold on. Hold on. Chill.
Long ago, there was a land called Hyrule, created by beings of supreme divinity. At the very
The edge of this kingdom, there lay a small forest.
Boop boop boing!
Within it, an ancient, solitary tree, quietly watched over the inhabitants of the forest.
I should.
These forest dwellers were called the Kokiri.
Each had a fairy companion, and they lived out their innocent lives in these woods.
Okay, okay.
There was one particular boy who did not have a fairy.
oh shit hold up hold up yes the fairy is fine cuz she just makes little noises
Okay, the cube, fuck the cube.
I'd rather take the very guys here and there.
Okay, okay.
Excuse me?
Wait, that like, excuse me?
2026?
Wait, wait, hold on.
What?
Hold on no way
They just actually say dude, no way Matt nothing more
No gameplay six less than six months September 24
Dude are you kidding me brother
Yo, I
Like this and I hate this because it's hard it's hard to tell it's hard to tell you don't fucking know you don't fucking know
Is it a damn remake are we talking resident evil level remake or we just talking like
You're going from
640 by 480 and then you're you know you're getting a resolution upscale. It's a it's a
It's a remake
We're going remake
Chat was I not saying earlier dude, I was gonna I was gonna play OOT
On PC, okay, I just you know I was gonna emulate that shit now. It's like, okay
You can just wait yeah, okay sure dude I
Feel like it would still kind of hit on PC emulated just because it'd be like uncapped FPS and higher resolution on PC as well
So it'd be like a it's a re it's like a light it's a it's a rebaster and just
playing on PC for the remaster and then if you want to play the remake you're
gonna be playing this
8.
Dude, holy shit, man, god damn.
I said the best news would be this, actually being a remake, which it is, on top of a brand
new Zelda game following this formula, expanded, obviously, but using this type of, you know,
Ocarina of Time, style of gameplay.
I thought, yeah, I guess I should have maybe went live
on 10, at 10 a.m.
Milking Zelda?
You know what?
Zelda?
I feel like OOT was such an iconic game
that it deserves the remake, okay?
I agree, remakes are getting a little, it depends, man.
A really good fucking remake is welcome.
Come on.
Dude, if we're talking the level of Resident Evil, dude,
are you kidding me?
The Resident Evil games are some of the best remakes.
If you're getting that level of an OOT game,
Yes, I wouldn't say that's milking it.
God of War, I mean, Gears of War E-Day feels more like a milk over fucking OOT remake because OOT was a way bigger cultural impact on gaming.
Come on, bro. Come on, bro.
It is prequel though. Whatever dude
Let's see though, let's see how the gameplay pans out
That's fucking awesome though, bro. I feel like it's still worth
I would still play
OOT on PC
Chat what else did they announce was that the biggest thing?
Damn bro this year
this year they're probably gonna do like a Nintendo Direct dedicated to Zelda in like two months.
Star Fox was nostalgic, but I don't give a fuck enough about what they're doing with Star Fox,
where I don't know if it will hit as much. Star Fox was great, but we'll see. Star Fox seems
seems kind of like
zelda
that's where it's at
wait, there's a demo out for starfox right now
dude, i got my switch already plugged in for fucking uh
wait, there's a demo for starfox right now?
alright, i'll try it
bro, i just got a new switch controller for swika
let me at least download it
I'm pretty sure I'm still in Sleeka
Hold on brother and then
Dusk blood beta summer 2026
Yeah
Finish tears of the kingdom first dude. I'm here to the kingdom with sleeper dude. Okay. I refuse
It would be sometimes going back to these games would be interesting
I don't have any I don't think tootk is worth going back and completing I
Don't think so
Hold on chat
Never mind. I don't see it, bro. I don't see it.
I feel more value in going back and playing something like
Ocarina of Time or Majoro's Mask.
It feels more, yeah, I feel everybody better.
Hold on, where is this?
Nintendo switch to Star Fox.
I'm gonna try this shit, brother.
See the fucking frog yap a little bit?
Why not?
Delska blood, I don't fully, how we feeling after this? Where is the star
fox demo?
All right, there we go. I got a download and chat. What is the next, what else? Kingdom Hearts 4 announcement. Is he trolling?
You
Dude, are you kidding me, Brad? There's another Kingdom Hearts
Dude
It was announced years ago.
I mean, it definitely looks like the best looking Kingdom Hearts game.
I think the thing about Kingdom Hearts is it's cool, it's, the first one was so good,
but they get, they're annoying with how they release their games after.
Yeah, they're just like annoying with how they just released their games. They're just weird.
Second was the best.
Sure, man. That's cool, bro. Did that say steam?
Wait, whoa. Multi-platform at launch. Kingdom Hearts is coming to PC. That's pretty damn big.
Big my arms are longer now. What is this? Whoa?
Hey, no hearts dude. What the heck dragons dog shit trailer. Okay, bro. Hold on.
What is this game, bro? What are you linking me?
Oh no, it's back. Send to the police. Get out of the pool.
This is not your domain!
Yeah, I don't bother coming anymore, it's um...
It's taking everything I love and cherish, unfortunately.
Yeah.
See you next week, probably.
The arm came bound and over!
I guess brother. I guess. Oh, this is jackbox games. Oh
Jackbox game
Making a game that isn't jackbox. Wait a minute
That's actually crazy dude hold on oh
My god, dude, this is their first
They're publishing this yes, but that's huge dude. That's still huge
That's huge
Hold on, it's back!
Dude, okay, yes, they're publishers, but still what all they have is jackbox. Anyways, and then just
solo releases of some of the games that did well
for on jackbox
Still man. Good timing man. Alright first vampire survivor PvP games
The devs look familiar. What is this?
why is this guy really really who linked me to this
Oh, I see it.
PvP Vampire Survivor.
that is very particular. Wow. How are we feeling about that? You know what? I, the PvP aspect,
sure why not why not if it's actually good it's made by Poncle oh wow and Poncle
is going crazy dude they're getting everybody's just taking on me like you
just make what you made and theme it to our stuff I would say if the game mode
pops off if people then took it and just whatever if it's it's an anime art
style whatever if the mode is cool apply it to other stuff that's how the industry always is
right Nintendo switch sports resort to woohoo island home to all kinds of sports coming to
Nintendo switch to you Nintendo switch sports resort
Use the joy con two controllers as racquins okay goes
Okay, oh wait a minute
We will be here we will be here
Let's go
This is kind of like the edge sports we sports game knockout in boxing
I remember playing the other one on the switch and it was good, but I swear it was a little
BS.
in
And shoot to score in basketball adjust your shots power then swing your club in golf
This is gonna be big for normies, but you're you're you're joking in thumb wrestling. Oh shit
Ride through the course using mouse controls. You're insane man. This looks great
You're crazy, man.
Well, you mean perfect for kids.
Says the guy who only plays POE2.
Dude thinks he's superior.
What a joke.
What do you mean and?
What are you even talking about and
You know you too is great, but if you have thousands and thousands of hours, and that's like your main game
How is this a fucking normie game you technically have shit taste Nintendo switch sports resort launches
exclusively on the Nintendo switch to system October 22nd
Pre-orders begin later today on Nintendo e shop. What do you mean, dude?
That's awesome that you can play games like this on the switch and play POEs, a game like
POE2 as well, but you're crazy if you think this is an enormous game, brother.
What the heck are you talking about?
22 today
That's that's insane Klaus. I
Will load it up just for you. No, I won't
All right, what is this here? Oh
Browsers dying what happened
Wow
There it is, there it is, it needed a second.
Boidling Bound?
Wait, was this announced
on the Direct as well?
Yeah, I was gonna say this is only the biggest Switch game.
Oh wait, it's a launch trailer?
I can't tell if this is like, spore or if it's more like, Paul World.
But they don't work.
We use them for combat.
That looks like a, I mean, it looks, it's a solid trailer.
Huh.
Why not?
Why not?
Oh come on, Pocopia!
dude OOT remake this year that's that's that is crazy dude
dusk bloods play test they're still drip feeding this game bro they're still
drip feeding it like crazy I can't tell man I'm software brother that just could
be an email. Hold on. Hey, keep piezing this!
Upon the ancient blood-solver's honor, we are monsters, each buying for blood.
Oh shoot.
I may be a rat.
Closed Network Test.
Hoggers, brother.
Sure, sure, sure, sure, Scribble Wolf.
What is this?
Yeah, I don't know how I feel about that one man, that's obviously from software of course. I still heavily feel as though...
you
you
you
you
you
I'm going to disappear.
Yes, I think that's basically what I was saying.
I think Elden Ring was so fucking good, no matter how good the next game is.
I agree it doesn't need to top it, but Elden Ring was the peak.
I really think anything else they make will not top it, but let's say what else they make
I'm curious
I'm curious
What is next?
Duskbloods is like up in the air, you know, and it being a switch to exclusive instantly kind of gives it a strike, you know
Dragons, uh, let me see here, bro
Alright, some guy was getting really mad that I called it Dragon's Dog shit, so let me see.
I'm gonna watch it anyways.
JackTapCom is hitting! This game just did not, I did not see the light with this game, I didn't.
It did not click.
it wasn't it wasn't clicking
I
Visually the game always looks sick even when they were announcing it but then the gameplay felt like super repetitive
Yeah, that's what you great, but I swear when I played it I felt nothing of this
The truth behind Norgan's downfall is it's hand
Yeah, like the trick the boss like the boss looks fucking awesome
Yeah, like visually, it always looked good.
Even when they were announcing it dude, I was tight for it.
I thought it looked awesome, man.
I remember playing the game and it was heavily following the road to kill so many of the same
mobs over and over again.
that's what I specifically remember. Everything they showed in that trailer was sick, but
I remember Dragon's Dog was trailer for sick too, like the dragon looked awesome.
The world was 10 out of 10?
And then...
It has zero meaning to the first one.
I don't know. You take on survivor genre, but in nostalgic sense.
Brother.
That's crazy, dude.
I'm hype as fuck, how are the reviews?
Probably good.
Very positive.
Mixed?
Why are they mixed?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know. Oh, the performance, true.
gothic was funny I see the appeal to it I have like that definitely had that old RPG
charm to it you know you're just like a it's definitely it was it's it's got that old school
buy for sure yeah it was kind of hilarious too the way they treat the main character in the
circumstances they put you in are funny watch the OOT trailer brother we seen him brother we seen him
this guy was pogging in his jammies oh my god OOT on my nine
Mother! Mother!
They will waste our ulti!
Shut all down, Yorna!
I told you be quiet, Yorna!
Mother! Mother!
No ulti!
What is this? Satellite Odyssey, Jupiter?
I
Tell those
Well, we got it bro
so
Okay, okay
Oh
Wow
Okay
Sure man sure
Who actually plays this?
You know, bro, you know, brother, things.
Okay.
Sniper Dan Demo, what do we have here, what do we have here?
Sniper Dan Demo, single player, bro there's no, there's no quirky little demos, uh multiplayer
demos got released.
What the hell is this, man?
Oh, okay.
Yo, Sniper Dan!
Yo, good thing this is just like a quirky game.
Sniper Von!
why not why not why not yeah this could actually be kind of fun maybe it looks like
Like, uh, you know, hit an object game?
Come on, bro, why not?
Why not?
Sure, sure.
Why not?
Why not?
New fears and fathom.
Scratch Creek tomorrow.
Brother, at this point, you're just
like a mod in the Discord that just comes in here
and says that shit and I fucking read it by accident.
You motherfucker.
I know they add everyone you motherfuckers
to be like a sample, just fucking say some random shit
and just fucking just put that shit
in everybody's Twitch chat
and hopefully someone reads it.
Free ad.
They have play test even though you said
that you're not really high for it.
Oh, engine fault.
Yeah, this one looks kind of like I'll try it, bro.
Just out of curiosity.
This is an extractor, but oh wait, you have access all the, oh, you don't get instant
access hmm isn't it more like rust I have no idea man three games releasing
tomorrow oh sand comes out tomorrow really really really
i thought the biggest thing that clearly came out of uh the nintendo direct was
Ocarina of time acting out demo, which one is this?
Um, hold on let me see here. Hmm
Oh, yeah, 33 immortals comes out tomorrow as well.
Oh, is this game out today?
Mecha Chameleon, did this come out?
Potential game of the year?
Probably comes out in 18 minutes.
Yes, I will actually play this when it comes out.
The only thing is no one's going to play and it's just going to be stream snipers and then
going to know what prop I am says 10 hours oh my god brother would oh never
mind usually games launch at 1 p.m. I guess not this one into the fire oh does
this actually have a playtest I swear I wish listed this game they have a demo
out I joined the play test I will play this it was supposed to be a quiet trip I will
play this I wish listed this shit I thought I looked sick new game from
um, Nidhog Devs?
Blood...
Oh!
Yo, Nidhog Devs!
Single player?
What did they make?
very different from the dock very different
sure man sure sure sure sure brother sure
Oh yeah, actually, wasn't there access for, where is this?
Gate guard simulator, I might hit that up as well.
See the one-piece cooking game they announced?
No.
Yeah, that looks whatever dude.
I played Killer Gate yesterday.
I'm not super hyped. I know some people are. I'm more hyped for Zelda, to be honest. This
game actually comes out tomorrow. I forgot I played it when it first went on their Steam
next fest. Oh wait, did they change the name? It used to be called sand. Now it's called Raiders of
Sophie. I forgot, right? Is there a mega server or you connect to a server in this?
Is it a mega server? Oh, so you just hop right in.
Oh yeah, I'll play when it drops tomorrow for sure
Burgling gnomes, Burgling gnomes was kind of funny
Let me see here, into the fire.
This game looked kinda sick.
I'll try 33 immortals.
Into the fire.
Alright, did they pull this shit off?
Is this the greatest fire I've ever seen in gaming history?
Let's find out.
Why did I wish list this?
Okay.
Ah, let's see.
Okay, we gotta restart.
Hold up, we gotta restart the machine.
We gotta restart the machine.
There's a leaderboard.
Excuse me?
Let's see, let's see.
Alright, what do we have here?
Skip intro, no.
Right here, I see the volcano at its heart and it's stuck for more than a century in
the journey seemed safe. By his side was William, an experienced guide who had spent his life
on the island, whatever Frank did or not. William knew the way. Then on the day they
set up the volcano woke, at first it was quite quiet, a tremor, a distant roar. Then came
the lava, the ash and fire, settlements were buried, roads disappeared, people were cut
off, the island became a place of smoke heat and things no one could explain. Frank and
William survived, but they refused to wait for a rescue. Every run deeper, every run
deeper into the island is a choice. Recover what still matters, rescue who you can and
bring it back before the island closes in. Yeah, what the fuck?
I was a firefighter. Manage your resources, you can split items,
upgrade your backpack. Wait, what? I thought this game was just
like you're a firefighter and there's different scenarios.
Okay, interesting.
While being in a run, alright.
Alright, hold up, hold up.
Let's see.
Alright, Chaker, we're coming upon you to sink.
Wow, this is very different from what I thought.
So, what's the scene?
When survivors across the island rescue them from deadly dangerous conditions, escort people
to various environments, enter the burning district, rescue survivors, avoid collapse
in the street, choose your gear, watch your danger level, make it in time by escaping
through an extraction point.
Like last night
See that burn fan near the market looks like some kind of rescue crew got caught in the eruption
Check the area. They might have left behind gear supplies anything we can still use
The area check it out
Alright hold up. What do we have here? Inspect. Let me go find some shit. Marks it on your
map. Oh I have an axe too. Let me break some doors down. What the fuck bro? Basic gear,
container nozzle rescue pack.
Oh, you can break shirt too? Wait, what if I... Oh god.
Damn it Frank.
Whoa!
Haha, what?
Okay.
Steps taken 125.
Alright, let's try that again. What do we have going on here? What is this game?
Interesting.
Just like IRL.
Y'all give it a second, brother. Hold on, man.
This is at least trying something a little different here.
Okay, Mr. Earl Harkin, Hi-Pogs and every roguelike. Okay.
Hold on.
This guy clearly made something a little different.
All right, hold on, build a campfire.
Wait, is this a roguelike?
Oh, good God.
What's your oris sleep score?
I stopped wearing mine.
And I also heard they got bought by a surveillance company.
Good timing.
Okay, common room.
This must be like the overworld, look inside.
Alright, how do I build?
Oh, here we go.
Okay, really?
Right here.
There it is.
Upgrade exit build mode.
F is cosmetic.
Okay, back to game.
Right click, toggle, hold, select building.
Cinema USA's progress.
There we go.
That's how you save.
Hey, Seeker, you ready for a hell of a trip?
Yes, we gotta go back.
Travel.
Oh, so you actually do have them.
Okay, interesting.
New Syndra.
This guy brings us here to Scabinch.
All right, Seeker.
New Syndra ahead.
Get your hands ready.
We've got work to do.
I
Here we go
Looks like I can pick it up but I gotta find something to take this out. Oh shit, I don't have my axe
This game is actually an extractor what the fuck
and melee all my corpses here oh yeah my pickaxe is right there
you put the backpack to carry more items use the extra space rescue pack
slots 15 I have it on already you can kick as well
alright I gotta find a way to get in there so I don't have my pickaxe
shit you can't crouch dodge roll cool yourself let's see okay
Select tool, map, log, we're gonna...
I don't have anything with C right now.
I think I fucked myself by dying early.
Okay, I can just like walk it and grab this.
I thought it was gonna kill me.
Old lumberjack axe, no idea.
Yeah, ult to refill.
Yeah, brother, chill!
fire opal a gemstone and a totem move one move all with shift
Okay, I see you.
Oh, shit!
Um, a volcano erupted and fucked everything up.
Yeah, can I kick the door?
How can she kick me?
How can?
All right, ow apparently it exerts my whole being kicking once
It's gonna take five years, but the water
I'll find another axe I'll find another one
I'm leaving.
Next Thunderstorm at 45% next earthquake in a minute, danger level 30.
Build a campfire.
Wait, the extraction point is right next to me.
I just fucking leave it spawn me right near the extraction point
Okay, what fuck is this
What do we have in here?
Nothing?
What do we have available in 10 seconds?
Yeah, maybe I keep moving out and exploring.
Or I go back to base.
I'm going to extract and see if I can make a pickaxe, because I need that to progress.
I may have missed the timing there.
Alright, let's keep going.
Three minutes?
Probably missed it?
Fuck that, I'm moving.
Wait, there's no other extraction point at all on the map.
What?
Fine.
Fine, loot all of this shit.
I must be able to sell some of this stuff.
Yeah, like I need my axe to break a lot of the resources.
It's said to put the backpack on.
Main quests, build a campfire, basic gear, old lumber, jack, axe.
I can't craft, though.
What the fuck?
A pose card?
Oh, yeah, I'm stuck.
Elistir mine.
Oh, yeah!
This is definitely a game.
Cup of the day?
Yeah, I could.
I could go to cup of the day mode.
I have everything ready, I could.
I'm going in.
I'm sitting in Lagoon detected.
The new Battlefield 6 map?
Nah.
Uh-uh.
You know, it was B to build, but now there's no build button.
Water container, recoverable resources, nozzle, BF mage you?
Yeah, I just don't really feel like playing it right now though.
Oh, I know, there's an extraction right here.
Just gonna get all the resources and leave.
right wait now what the fuck the same one
My guy's always acting like he's stuck to stop.
Any movement is wild.
Okay.
Let's not shift if he moves at all. He's tired.
There's a well over here. Relatable character.
You got some pumpkins? Some yummy? Some yummy yummy?
Open, bro. Open. Shit.
I can't really put that out.
Oh, I'm not.
I am progressing further in.
I am not evacuating.
I'm headed into this shit.
What? Holy shit, wait, hold on!
What the hell? Am I gonna take any damage?
Alright, fine, I'm living.
Replay day is gone.
Nah.
I don't think I ever beat it.
Help me!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help us!
Help us!
Ah!
Put that shit out right there. Put that shit out right there.
We're making that live!
Oh, I'm alive.
No, no, no, Nintendo is going to make a Splatoon extraction shooter.
I mean, Splatoon is huge in Japan, isn't it?
Yeah, I agree, guys.
Do we do some trackmania?
I agreed. I agreed. We're going to the racetrack today, boys.
We're headed to the, we're headed to the racetrack today, brother.
For 20 minutes or an hour.
And if this actually works on the first attempt.
How many people? I wonder how many people are still in a cup of the day, over a thousand?
We're about to find out, I think it was I, it was cool.
Alright, is it gonna work?
I remember I got the subscription for this.
Do I have track of the day and then did it save my cars I have none of my cars
are you kidding me? are you joking my shit? yeah man, this isn't the right account so
I have none of my skins, I just have a generic piece of shit. whatever man. alright, let's
Let's see, let's see.
We're going, I need music boys, I need music.
I don't know what happened to my other account.
I have no idea.
I have like a weird account limbo going on
on two UB accounts.
No way dude, I'm all that boring.
I'm all that boring dude.
Nope. I'm not interested. Nope. No. Dude, this is dumb as hell, bro. I don't care.
Nah. Nah, never mind. We're not doing this. Nope. I'll wait until it's a regular map.
We'll play the Star Fox demo instead. I'm not interested chat
Why is no one playing this on twitch no one cares 1.2k viewers what the hell
No one cares
You signed up for the Guild Wars 3 beta I have not I did not know
All right, ready? Let's see what we have here. Star Fox sucks. Let's find out together if
you're correct with that statement. Oh nice, this actually works. Because who cares?
It's something to play. It's something new to play. Why not?
Why not, my doodle-o-skee? Why not?
Battlefield one time?
No, I don't think so. I don't think so.
Nintendo presents Star Fox.
Gears time true, true.
And thank you for accepting this mission, James.
You're the only one I can trust in.
No General Pepper, do you read me?
General Pepper!
Stay sharp, team.
Are you seeing this, James?
According to my instruments, the atmosphere is highly toxic.
And we're doing this job for next to nothing?
We're supposed to be mercs, not chumps.
Pigma?
Ligma's brother?
Yeah, sure.
General Pepper says his people have to take the right track of the Invenom's surface.
He's concerned that there's something to do with Dr. Andros.
It's been years since Andros was banished here, James.
If the atmosphere is poisonous.
All the more reason to figure out what's going on.
Dr. Andros made mistakes, and he paid the price for them.
But whatever else he is, he is a genius.
Maybe he found a way to survive.
Our leader.
Such a bleeding heart.
Oh my god.
Pigman.
Shit, I do not remember Pigmas.
What could I say? My new boss pays better.
Yeah, I do not remember Pegmas.
Sopper. Death. All who stand in the way of my vengeance.
Is that Dr. Enros?
Don't let them escape!
I can't shake him.
Hey Peppy!
Catch!
Try it!
Haha, okay.
This is Star Fox, the movie of the game.
Come in, Peppy. Do you read me?
I'm losing altitude.
Peppy, you need to get out of here.
More in the general.
Not without you, James.
That's an order.
Peppy, keep an eye on the flanks.
Oh, shit.
Five years later...
No, that was his dad.
This is my star fox and we're doing things my way
Training initiated welcome to the our wings introductory training module
Here you'll learn to maneuver your craft and operate its primary features
Bring now
Okay, okay!
Do you wish to- no.
I'm all set with this.
Collect all rings?
Alright, let me see if I still got it.
Yup.
Still got it, boys.
Thank you, Pappy. Thank you.
Thank you, Matt.
particularly useful technique to move left or right.
Tilt thing?
You can tilt it to turns.
All right.
I see, I see, OK.
All right, let's tilt over here a little, tilt action.
Little tilt action.
Try tilting to fly through the obstacles.
I'm up the plane!
Flubba-Lang!
You're a natural!
You got me. Thank you brother, thank you.
Your craft is equipped with a state-of-the-art G-Diffuser system.
The G-Diffuser builds a charge over time.
With a full charge, you'll be able to perform a variety of special maneuvers.
Okay, okay.
Try boosting or breaking now.
Let me try it. Oh sure
Okay, we got the break you hold the button the longer your boost or break action will last
Your gene diffuser will need to build up a full charge before you can use it again
Okay, okay, oh you got a full do it you got a full do it
I'm a natural is okay top up the timing here
I was testing the feature, the shield, I thought we forgot to charge the shield module, it's
One of the special maneuvers available to you.
Summersalty!
Go ahead and perform a Summersault now.
Okay, okay, chill, chill.
Do a Marlon!
Do a Marlon!
Wow, this fly's just like the real thing.
Look out!
All for pity's sake, Slimmy.
Bye, Paul. That one's on me.
Wing damage detected.
When you lose a wing, your arming's handling will be affected.
Ah.
You're collecting a wing repair item will restore your wings.
let's see where's the item at? Boom.
It's little B. Little B. Little B.
I forgot that every time you come back to a switch game it's always like oh my god
Oh my god, the Y's over here, the A's over here.
Like someone just like decided to be different just to be different.
Even though they've been doing it for way longer than the others.
Hold on, you can remap it.
I mean, I'll just get used to it.
This just takes a second.
Oh yeah, you can remap.
There it is.
You can charge your laser before firing to produce a more powerful shot.
Ah, yes.
You can fire another charged shot while your first shot is airborne.
You can lock on to some enemies when your laser is fully charged.
Use a charged shot to destroy a group of enemies.
There it is, boys. Easy clap. Just like that.
Performing a barrel roll generates a shield that will repel enemy fire.
Okay, okay!
Try a barrel roll now.
That's what I like to see!
Thank you, Peppy. Peppy. Thank you, brother.
How many sets are good characters are you so nice you can collect and store up to nine bombs
Launch your bomb then get me to impressing the same input again. Where's the input?
I'm when locked onto an enemy
There it is.
Done.
Oh!
Alright, there it is.
Mouse targeting gameplay?
You're jerk-on-two controller?
Would you like to try mouse?
I'll play it regularly.
Sure about.
The depth is not clear yet. Yeah, exactly, take a second to do that.
Live fire!
Okay.
Whoa, whoa!
Okay, you chicken mother fucker!
too slow box maybe next time okay you chicken motherfucker that was reckless palco might have
looked that way to you but i know what i'm doing all the timer
your arwing can utilize laser energy items to implement powerful upgrades
the first upgrade will activate twin lasers come on man second upgrade will supercharge
charge your twin lasers into powerful hyper lasers.
Got our shield!
Taking wing damage will cause you to lose any active laser upgrade.
I failed. I failed so bad right there. Holy shit.
It's critical if you keep an eye on your shield gauge.
I pummeled the damn bomb button.
I'm putting a silver ring. We'll refill some of your shield gauge.
Okay, okay, gotta get all those rings.
Alright, alright, chill.
All range mode?
What is that right there?
Oh, the mortar.
How old is this game pretty old?
Ah.
Screw you Falco bro!
You're right, man.
What's all about the auto lock?
I agree with Peppy.
Let's pick it up.
Uh oh, what the hell did you do, man?
I'll show you how a real pilot is.
Hold on, hold on, chill, chill, turn around, turn around.
I'm gonna have to just connect.
Let's see what you got, boss.
I'm turning around, chill, brother.
I have no bombs left.
I'm taking too much damage. I guess I'm out.
Alright, happy we got you, bro. We got you.
Oh! And the demo. GG.
Wait.
Hey! Who pulled the plug?
Think you're just getting good.
Sure. You almost managed to keep up with me.
Our self-proclaimed leader thinks he's real funny.
Guess we'll have to wait for the rematch.
You're all missing the point of the exercise entirely.
It's fine, Peppy. You worry too much.
Somebody has to, or didn't you hear the alert?
Rob's got the commanding officer of the Corneria Defense Force on hold.
You don't say old General Pepper himself. Hey, this is the full game
They thought it'd be good. Let's see what he has to say for himself
Yeah, Nintendo's I mean exclusive copy
Nintendo e-shop. Oh my god. I'm so excited. I've been waiting for that
Easy normal, come on brother
If you lose a wing due to damage your laser upgrades will be lost.
Alright we got one level.
Oh the shurge!
It's not a foxy!
Lol, you're just a small streamer I can't believe.
Okay, from here stay mad man. They literally eat milk. See a copy of the game
Oh
Scientists say these ask used to be a permit. I wonder what happened to it
The whole system might look like this at the war keeps up
Oh, I already dinged it, man.
I don't think we have to shoot all the way to the end of the game, wait a minute.
They're gonna hide it.
Uh-huh.
That worked.
Wait a minute. How do I do this again?
I got him. I got it.
You want to just dodge these now?
Hit the break!
Booster, you'll be crushed!
Yeah, I'm gonna get crushed here, dude!
Great. Boost, make up your mind.
Incoming hail from the Great Pots!
Box!
Location confirmed. Sending supplies!
Box, watch your back!
Alright, alright, cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!
Oh wait, he got all the way up there! Can I actually get that? Nope.
I missed it.
They're on me!
I got you, Peppie!
Thanks, kid.
Of course, man, of course.
My R-Wing, dude.
Lock on and kick them out, one shot.
I don't know how you take off a...
Gotta aim at the middle, but if it walks on to the right, I don't know how to...
Holy shit, man!
It's not a competition Falco. Maybe not to you.
The original game was awful, glad they kept going.
Hey, I'm fucking about this one. I'm getting my child out of there, you piece of shit, alright?
Oh, there he is!
Ouch!
Okay, okay, yeah, it's a sensitive D-Pen
This one this one
something's unusual about those rocks. Oh my god. Shoot him, Fox. There's no way I got
enough ammo for this. Okay. I cannot allow you to go any further.
Uh oh.
Enemy shields analyzed.
Meteor pressure.
Alright, the one-tap.
I almost got it, I almost got it, come on brother!
Come on!
I don't need that piece anymore.
I have no bombs.
what are you even trying to aim
What the fuck?
Chow, where do you aim?
Oh, okay, wait, I was aiming at the right side, I just have a lot of HP.
I just have a lot of HP.
lies it's a trick don't let your guard down
you're not a stupid as you look right here right here
where am I shooting where am I shooting right now where does it hurt
Where is the yellow paint?
Is it these specific points?
This guy just takes damage and intervals.
I can't believe I lost to this scum!
Sorry to Jack, but we've got places to be.
There it is, boys.
Childhood completed!
Wow.
I see a man I would pay a hundred dollars for this I would
Star Fox you've made it through the asteroid field just in time and Ross's army has targeted
two of our forward military outposts the defense where there's more funding but we're overextended
The only outpost within reach of your current location is our base on Fachina.
I'd like to use the toilet of the ice planet immediately.
The Fachina outpost is super remote and sparsely staffed.
Why even bother with it?
It isn't exactly common knowledge,
but Fachina is the site of Carnaria strategic intelligence headquarters.
Intelligence?
You mean secrets.
But that's where General Pepper keeps his dirty laundry.
So, the enemy is targeting Fuchina because they're after your military secrets.
Am I warm?
I can neither confer nor deny.
Suffice it to say that Fuchina is critical to the war effort.
Reclaim that base, Star Fox, before it's lost to us forever.
Fuchina, brother. Thank you for playing.
That was cool, man. That was cool, dude. Sure. Why not? Why not? Why not? Stop Fox is a short
game anyways right isn't it just like a couple of missions wasn't the original
pretty short too
Uh, whatever is this game about?
Gakedard Simulator.
Potential Alt F4 Potential Alt F4
High chance, massive chance.
What do we have here?
What do we have here?
Is today sub Sunday? Today is? I don't know. I'm just playing random shit until I run out of random shit.
Ah, ye old gate guard.
Ah, the new guard.
Ah!
The last one failed to notice a few smugglers. The king responded by simplifying his anatomy. If you know what I mean.
Right then, let us prepare you for the noble art of standing at a gate and judging strangers.
People will come from all corners of the realm to our prosperous city, Rumba.
Virtue, patterns, nobles, and complete fools.
Your duty is simple. Inspect the travelers carefully and sort out criminals.
The king is very attached to remaining alive.
Turn that shut up. Turn that shut up. He's very attached to staying alive, okay?
All right, this is my new job
Take a good look down there. That my friend is the reason we have city walls
Every morning they gather like this hoping to enter the city and hoping the guard is stupid
Let me ask you a question
Are you stupid?
yes well at least that explains why you took the job okay okay hold on hold on
every day begins the same way you turn this winch to open the gate that was so
loud I jump on his head hold on
all right okay this is a crimson desert from a guards perspective in first
person before they all rushed the gate like cattle ring the bell it reminds
them to approach oh oh there's there's actually a lot oh where's the bell I
Ah, our first traveler. Ask for his documents.
The cattle never tell very good. Exfo.
Exfo m'n m'n m'n thoreo?
Eh, buzz?
Beetle, her, d'docutle, kel habot nevot farsot gemarkt.
Ah, here the information.
Oh my god.
And see if they match. And don't forget to check the rulebook to confirm the information.
The seals are valid. I see little of origin inspection report cover up house
Great
Romberg eels
That looks like can't match that looks like a match. I think we're good there. That looks good
Dude duty folder inspection rubric cargo finish inspection. Should I do anything else?
Gustav mcd3 sure
use the stamp to make your judgment okay entry except
dunkle herot thankle dunkle your first decision and already correct thank you most impressed
now continue i shall judge silently and adjust my expectations accordingly
okay
what do we have here what do we have here
makas not kel ha botzeli good i see okay do you find any misinformation on the
travelers documents mark it in your inspection report okay let me see what we have here
commenter pass the letter of origin are these seals supposed to match inspection mark mismatching
information here okay we got jerald gramlul mcd are you are you kidding me right now man
Are you kidding me? Year of birth?
Resident of Cargow? Cargow? Dude, the text is terrible, dude. What even is this, man?
Power of the Seals. County. Comometer.
For the Seals. County of Kellanmark. Cargow.
Baker Butcher. Does it show he's a farmer? Baker Butcher Blacksmith Merchant.
This is a farmer.
I mean, I'm just the wrong birthday.
I'm just gonna finish this and deny him.
That cannot, doch, never serve a guy for you.
How was that? How was that? Was that good?
Fel de morgendel.
How did the mar in this game? It's uh, it's hard to tell
Either have to mark everything or just like one thing and then deny them
Margaret Miller MCD Wade brawn Wade drawn for another farmer. Okay, let me see where this is
is this county warsburg you can't move this shit okay wave brawn seal is right
there's no stamp or what do you call it am I a 70% resolution scale am I yeah
It's so hard to read the text
There's fucking guy no lies. Although dynamic resolution is randomly on so maybe it was that
Maybe
Finish inspection hand over paper
Chat with the hell bro. What am I missing here? Why are there two different?
Badges I get a common pass County of Worsburg. Where do you see Worsburg?
Wade brawn don't these symbols need to match
County Worsburg. How the fuck do you know this is the county of Worsburg?
It's Wade Braun. But then there's two emblems. They match in the book.
I mean, shit, I guess it matches fully. I think we're good. I think she's fine, then. I think she's fine.
I'm okay.
There's no farmer, uh, okay, who's this guy, Jester?
Oh my god.
Oh my god
He doesn't have his paperwork bro, he doesn't have his shit
How about um, how about like no documentation
I'm just gonna deny him cuz he doesn't have a documentation
Certain documents require the official seal of the bishop, without it they are not valid.
Inspection report?
All right, you know what?
All missing.
Everything is missing.
Gigi, buddy.
I just accepted him.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I messed up.
I meant to accept it like I was accepting. Oh my god, whatever bro. He's probably a great
Fired the first day
What do we have here Gerhard Spengler?
Are you kidding me, man? Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me? Ranbury. They're all farmers
Just to see how the emblem and the crest are
What the, what the fuck is this?
Brother, everything is fucked on this.
Uh, am I supposed to, can I just show a mismatch?
Mismatch.
Mismatch.
His name.
Oh wait, that's what that bar is on.
on the top lol. It actually tells you where the mismatches are. Where's the last mismatch?
Ramburg, Ramburg? Do I need the, oh yeah, I do need the book.
what else I have no idea okay deny
denied.
Denied.
Yes.
Here's the Docut.
Yeah, Docut.
And you want to go learn how to make a Docut's Reinhardt's Sanger?
No stamina.
Oh!
Oh!
No, you can only do some matches.
What the fuck?
So the thing with this game is, it's obviously slightly scuffed.
It doesn't tell you, so that was...
Alright, that's a stamina bar to use matches if you can't just visually identify that it's
not correct.
I think this guy's fine.
Yeah, it's just kind of like a double checker mechanic.
No, it says no stamina.
If I had stamina, would tell me if it was a match or not.
I think this guy's good, dude.
I think he's a good ship.
I don't think he's fine.
Oh, and that's it for today.
No more travelers, no riots, no visible disasters.
Well done, lad.
Close the gate, get some rest, and prepare to do it all over
again tomorrow.
OK, sounds good.
All right, yo, that was not bad.
just a lot of gesturing and he might be the worst he might be a criminal
guys we know papers please papers please we know we know okay we know the whole
fucking industry copies each other we know papers please was really good this game is
decently scuffed but it's a different take on the same shit
the guard awakens splendid while you slept something unfortunate has
befallen the king here within our walls in Ramberg they are about to announce it
in the yard you better hurry listen to the town crier meet bailiff at the
Okay, let me just parkour.
Hear ye, hear ye, by royal decree.
It is with great sorrow that we announce the passing of our beloved King Albrecht III.
No!
At his end while attempting tonight a particularly aggressive goose.
Long live the new king, his most glorious majesty King Leopold I.
age six years his majesty has already signed his first royal law from this
day forth certain vegetables are forbidden within the walls of the city
all guards stationed at the gate are hereby ordered to confiscate these
vegetables from travelers immediately failure to do so shall be considered an
Oh my god.
Oh my god, are I no veggies allowed?
Now on, you will search every traveller's belongings.
People hide all manner of knots and syndrome.
If you find something the king has forbidden, confiscate it and decide their fate.
Should this decision prove too complicated, consult the notice board or the rule book.
Okay, so they don't bring in all the list, or they don't really place on the essential and confiscate for a bit.
What do we have here?
Robot updated.
I've already my king, my liege.
No veggies.
Here we go.
Try the nighbom, fully.
Fill them with gendle.
Fill them all.
Good for you.
As hot.
As hot?
Louisa met good met good
Rambo again no, okay, oh occupation butcher
Where's the seat guild certificate excuse me
Shit
How am I looking at here right now hold on hold on
Okay guild certificate, it's the butcher certificate it does match
I think she's good and now I gotta inspect the I think she's fine. I think she's fine
Top escape forbidden items, are you fucking kidding me bro? Are you kidding me, dude?
It's just veggies
It's just veggies duty folder
Verified cargo rulebook
What about fruit? Only veggies?
Is it only carrots and broccoli? Why are they killing broccoli and carrots?
Have to be confiscated. Oh, okay.
Oh, it's only two. I thought it was everything.
Ah, no, she's good on that.
All right, I think she's fine. I think, uh, I think she's fine.
That guy has no arms and he's bleeding.
I'll let you in, man. I'll let you in.
and I'll let you in, alright?
The king is pleased with your service.
Mein danke, gute Wechstere.
Denket euch ein...
Oh, whatever, man.
The guy needed medical attention.
No exceptions to the rule.
Ha, kurz ach dir.
Ich komm in, Fried.
Guten Morgen!
Guten Morgen!
Guten Schöcken!
I Agnes Weber MCC XCI Wade Braun, farmer.
Um, the emblems seem to check out.
I think she's fine. I think she's alright.
I think...she...wait, were there two bags?
Oh, they can have two bags!
Come on, man!
Holy water and bread.
Insane diet.
God damn.
That's what it was all about.
Good night.
first home. He does have the first home. And the emblem matches. And the Baker Baker. I
think he's good. He's good, but the name doesn't match. So I can't let him in. Sorry, man. Can't
let you in wrong croissant oh my god seal of guild right oh my fucking god the
croissant was oriented wrong come on man I don't think he did I don't know if he
needs a home crest if he has a... I don't think so. He's gonna be denied anyways. It
doesn't really matter. He has nothing. I'm not sure if the guild certificate has
the crest on the county. It would have Ramberg, which matches, but I think if it
has this yeah if he's in the guild he doesn't need the crest but it doesn't
matter he's still being denied
us he's a leisure kid
you're not going to meet me that rock
kettle never tell très gut x4
it's full
okay okay bro's gotta hold them garden and his
Shit, okay, chill, brother.
Assut-ge-macht?
Subat, dude, it's always a name mismatch.
Brother, even the, even the, um, all this is messed up, dude. Even the county crest.
The county crest, dude?
What are we doing? Seal of the Guild doesn't matter.
hometown hometown crest king's rules oh is king's rules this one
all right that's the bishop
but i
I
Let's you in already
Yeah, I think so she had veggies. Oh, I needed some markets so
So she had veggies. I'm still letting them in so I can just market this Kings rule
Cooney Goondy, Cooney Goondy, Webberin, as is the XC, oh, year birth, I can't let her in.
Farmer, Gottweig, Commoner Pass, oh, and the hometown crest doesn't match as well.
She doesn't need a seal. She's a farmer. Farmers don't need seals.
Yeah. Both crests are wrong.
I don't think so, man. Country seal is also wrong.
the county crest is wrong oh my god the castles upside down
Okay.
Oh, this guy again.
It's not happening again, this guy has two daggers on him.
It's not happening again. This guy has two daggers on him.
An artist with no guild approval? Oh, I guess they don't need it.
What's the catch with this guy? That looks fine. That looks fine.
Ramburg
Catch with this motherfucker
Everything everything looks good initial inspection everything looks fine
He's fine. He's fine
Okay, he's got nothing on him.
What is he, a merchant?
Okay, that matches.
Franz Bach, MCVBI, Gottwieg? Gottwieg?
I think he's fine. Initial check, he's fine.
Endel, das hat lange genug gedacht.
Genut gedacht, gedacht.
Yeah, she said goth weeb, mm-hmm.
Yeah, man, I mean, lol, this game's got, uh, funny.
Sure, man, sure.
360 720 in the bed, okay.
Sure man, sure, sure, sure.
Good stuff, bro.
Good stuff.
Check out what the hell we're doing next, man.
What the hell are we doing next?
Um.
What do you mean test new controller?
I've already played with a new controller.
is doing a server test at launches soon they always have their play test open bro.
NBA the run came out let me see.
Oh yeah I saw this game yesterday right?
Let's kind of share a map.
Watch the God of War trailer again, brother.
Oh yeah, Ancient Fall, true.
I don't think I got access to it.
Um, let's hit up some, um, the server slam started last Friday.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
So I might as well just wait on that one, you know.
What do we play here?
I could continue my POE character.
Could jump into a single player mode.
I don't mind. I don't mind buying a little more. My, there's solar punk came out.
There are Guild Wars 3 presentation is starting. Oh, really?
Really?
Room decorator with a little twist.
Nah, brother.
Nah, it looks cozy, but nah, brother.
Too much armor?
Yeah.
So it probably probably is good.
Start control.
Do I start control?
How many streams would control be?
Two streams.
On Arena official stream, I don't know if I'm going to watch it, but I'll just get the TLDR on Guild Wars.
You know, like some bullet points on what they're doing.
And then obviously if they show more gameplay that'd be cool too.
Or is the BR1 win and brought your crazy?
two one completion hit man blood money how many more missions do I have in
blood money
I have two missions left.
What?
Can't I just beat that shit in like an hour?
I did linked I did
You would take all stream bro, Suica you're crazy brother, you're crazy brother.
More Suica you're insane.
Why don't you try this stronghold poor demo?
True, I should.
Where's the demo?
I don't see it.
Where is it?
Isn't it not out yet?
It's not out yet.
Yeah, it's not out yet.
Hunt Showdown had a new patch.
What was the update?
go to hell June 9th oh yeah this was the trench one
I
Okay, maybe why not a
Nice session of Suica would be good
Brother, you're crazy brother. You're crazy dude. I could I got my switch right here and take two seconds to win five games
Um
Chat I don't even know bro. What are you have you guys who don't even want to see
Some of these games you don't even know what you want to watch
Read a book on stream I like that idea I should I
Like that idea
Analyze it. New hunt update is pretty good. Grave Yard Report demo, let me see. Grave Yard
Report which one is this?
Evidence by capturing heralds of anomalies
The heck?
Holtergeist games? Maybe
Yeah, one sec.
You
you
you
you
All right, sorry about that, boys.
Yeah. Yeah.
What are we doing boys? What are we doing? Have you played the Uncharted series? I have. Yes.
Mold Rise demo. No, I don't want to play it. Chat.
Some of these games, playing a demo for some of these indie games is literally just like playing
the most fucking undeveloped, just like piece of shit for a while, you know, like needs more time, it shouldn't be a demo.
Especially for a game that is inherently going to be a one-hour game.
An indie scary game demo sounds like actual torture.
All right, I'm going to beat blood bunny.
I guess. I'll beat it. Whatever.
Let's see, let's see.
What are we doing here?
Grass Chopper?
Don't tell me this is an incremental game.
come on, man this actually looks really good, god damn it
Wait, we gotta wait.
Wait, did I press the wrong one?
I
Please
We'll do blood money first
Try some blood money first. Let's see what we have here.
Oh, I remember the keys were potato and I forgot how to play the game. Let's learn on the fly.
I have the oddest key binds. You need to like a bit to get used to.
Wait, did I launch it through a launcher or something?
I
Missed if this fix is it
Uh, a new life?
Right?
I
Getting a clearer picture
You had an agent on the inside and 47 killed him
We've got it on videotape the incident put us back on 47's tail, which eventually led to his destruction
You actually caught him?
We didn't just catch your urban legend.
We killed him.
I assume you can prove this.
I intend to give you incontrovertible evidence.
But how?
There was a bit player for the mob in a certain witness protection program.
He was protected 24-7 by some of the most dedicated professionals we had.
47 came from anyway.
And you killed him?
Bring out the car.
Wait a second Chad, come on. You can't just leave me hanging bring the folder. We'll talk on the way the way where
The improved
Oh
Oh, no shit, you can't see the text, bro. It's an old game.
extremely unstable and hasn't taken well to suburban life. They're having a birthday party for the youngest child on Sunday, and this may give you the angle you need to get in.
The house is being monitored and protected by the feds, so extreme discretion is required. Tread lightly, 47.
Okay...
Why would I want weapons if I'm trying to do this like slightly stealthy and then I whip out a sniper rifle?
You know what I'm saying?
BANI SINISTRA
Banana!
Banana!
Wait. Oh shit, okay.
This map looks kinda similar. Looks familiar.
What up, man? Don't tell anybody you saw me, alright?
I swear to God, you didn't see shit, alright?
Okay, just like that, you didn't see shit.
I swear I played this level.
I swear I played this level.
Did it not save?
Oh.
How?
Let me just casually walk into the backyard
Come on man
It's all good
Yep, yep, cameras are working
Hey, you got no business here.
You're right, you're right I know.
Oh yeah, the butler, hold on.
If he turns around, I forgot how to take down.
Hey, you got no business here.
Oh god, this is awkward.
Alright, we're gonna find another way in.
What do we have here?
Rifle case, binoculars, syringe, we got a mine, a detonator.
We got the pistola.
Oh, yeah, the clown came out.
Can I put this down?
No?
He's going to keep this on me the whole time.
All right, I remember no one's going to notice this.
What?
What?
Okay, can I load again restart? Dude, I didn't do anything.
I guess crouching near the clown with a fiber wire was enough.
First level dude.
How do I put this shit down man?
How do I put this shit down?
Whoops.
Oh, he just ran. He didn't tell anybody.
He didn't tell anybody he ran into the house
He told them he told them all right G to push it down boys
All right, here we go
Let's see more hit mana.
Oh, it crashed.
Oh, shit, I think it crashed.
Oh, it crashed.
Oh, shit, I think it crashed.
Oh, we're back.
I don't think the game likes to be restarted multiple times.
especially when it's a slightly fixed for 2026 consumption I probably just have to restart the game
load the save ye I think they already said they're oh wait no they're not doing blood
They're remastering Hitman 1 through 3.
Uh-oh.
Okay, well that's not good.
Oh God, even the menu doesn't load anymore.
Another gorgeous thing in paradise, huh friend?
I think so, man, I think so.
Wow, okay.
Chat, fuck this game. I don't feel like playing this game.
I'm over it.
I'm abandoning the game. I'm abandoning it.
Abandoning it all yours all yours
Play NBA the run bro, is it cross play?
June 9th
Cross Platform Multiplayer.
Immortal 33, there's a lot of solid multiplayer games coming out tomorrow.
Um,
Years of war one, not now.
What time is it, 2.30?
Wow, Grass Chopper is not on Twitch.
What the hell, dude?
Oh
Brother what the hell do we play? I'm stunlock guys. I am
On the game. I have avenues. I can go okay. I have avenues. I
Have places I can go places I can get to
Gears of War, Lords of the Fallen.
Lords of the Fallen Revisit.
I
He yummy boy is crying dude. He does upload a lot of good shit doesn't he
Let's do some Suica 1v1s while I figure out what to play next.
You're right.
You're right.
He's got a point.
He's got a point
Brother you say no, but there ain't nothing else
What do you think of shish how woke it's yummy I've had it before
Is that Lebanese?
What do we have here? What do we have here?
Yeah.
Dong?
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
Oh, I see.
Really?
This isn't good.
Wow.
Fun.
Give me a, give me a victory on my first match.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Come on, give me a- give me a victory on my first match.
I don't know, why don't they announce Sleek of Battle Ray out?
Or some crazy shit.
This game is a gold mine.
This is looking pretty bad, this side is looking pretty bad, the meeting, the holy meeting.
What?
Yo, that should have fell, that bullsh**t.
Oh, there we go.
Really?
There we go.
Really?
Oh, maybe.
Yo, I better get my shit, dude.
Did you guys better me? I swear to God.
Oh my god.
That's disgusting.
Come on dude, the weight!
I need a shift!
That's all good. That's all good. I don't know if he's gonna make watermelon himself over there. I don't think he's gonna do it.
There are some there's some platonic ships happening
You're actually kidding me, this guy gets something like a watermelon right now.
Okay, we're back. We're back. In business. In business.
That's upsetting right there.
Oh!
There it is.
I'm going to take those.
Predictive.
Uh-uh.
I'm gonna take those.
Predictive.
This is risky.
Uh oh.
Lodged.
No... maybe... I'll fly.
Yo, why is that sinking?
What?
That worked.
I don't think these apples are going to connect Wow oh
Oh that cherry my ruin everything unless
Really now, really.
Okay.
Potentially saved.
Kind of, not really.
No!
Nooooooo, everything just got ruined.
Nooooooooo.
Aww, that's a mix of shit.
Aw, and it's stopВотt.
Oh
Slight tech
How are we doing there bro you you you at the end here too you at the end here
This is a struggle for a struggle.
Oh no, the apple is lifting, I think.
Oh, this is so risky!
Shit, man!
Why are we chari-ing?
Of course it popped out! Come on, man!
Alright, I want my e-low back.
Give me my Elo back right now.
Oh
Brother what is this lodge?
Wow, okay.
Okay, oh, really, really.
I really need those other ones to connect.
Come on, dude.
I
Hmmm...
Shit brother!
Shit brother!
Holy shit brother!
Shit brother!
Okay okay relax.
Hmmm...
Hmmm...
Hmmm...
Hmmm...
Hmmm...
Hmmm...
Come on, man.
What the hell is this?
Yikes. Interesting.
Um, this might work.
No, brother, no, you watermelon bop.
Alright, it's okay, it's okay.
Long route gaming.
Dude!
Are you kidding?
Oh, I think I'm so screwed here, I don't know about this right now.
I gotta do some crazy shiiiit!
Getting hit by so many micro shits?
Dude.
Wow.
No!
I think it's over.
Okay.
There it is. Wow. Sure. Oh, that would be a crazy connect right there.
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I'm actually throwing right now.
I think I just solidified these two never-meaning.
Yeah.
Okay, okay, wait, wait.
Okay, okay, wait, wait!
I need a collapse here.
I
Scatter the ingredients, do a little cooking on the side here, little cooking on the side,
Brother shoot that fucking apple out of our stadium. Thank you
Don, don, give me my ammo bag.
There it is boys, another one.
Don, go do something else.
Now he, okay, best of three, fine, fine.
Uh oh!
Bro, what are these?
How am I not getting a stink... whatever, you know what, whatever, whatever.
Scripted? I knew that was gonna happen.
Insane if those connect. Insane if we get those together.
There it is. Holy moly.
There goes the lemon.
Wow, okay, nice bounce.
Don't fall, don't fall.
I'm going to build.
Oh
I wish that fell
Interesting.
Really?
Push that shit!
Oh, come on!
Damn it!
I
I can't do this.
I can't do this I need to build this first
I was trying to get the bottom apple to clear out and connect first.
Don't don't don't
Don't don't
I am surprised those actually connected.
Oh, President!
There it is, boys.
There it is, boys. There it is. There it is. Oh my god. Insanity. Actual insanity there.
Insane tech.
I know, brother, I know.
Give it up, brother, give it up.
The surrender button's right there, my friend.
My friend!
The surrender button!
The surrender voting!
My friend, my friend!
My friend, my friend!
I'm going to drop the laminate!
I'm going to drop the laminate!
There it is, boys.
There it is.
Another one for the books.
Another one for the books.
What can I say?
What can I say?
Don, go home, Don, go home.
I
What am I doing here, what am I doing here right now, what am I doing here right now,
Give it a second, give it a second.
Go pop through, go pop.
Hmm, maybe this tomato might do it.
Be a nice lemon right there, actually, but whatever.
there it is boys there it is regrets in one picture regrets
We're going the long road.
We're going the long road.
We're going the long way.
Oh, we're going the very long way.
Unless...
Okay, wow.
Might not ever see a connection actually.
No, he got a water melon.
I really don't know this right now.
Are you joking?
uh. If this apple would just like push up the triple
Pineapple of death.
A story as old as time.
Yes, indeed.
Wow.
Okay.
Yeah, those look like they want to be together.
Cherry in my room and everything
I feel like it's GG I'm just falling now
Cover is very hard here
I
Actually, maybe
Are you kidding
Okay.
Not the great out, great out!
Lift!
Aww, I settled the rumbling.
Okay.
Not the gray now!
Gray out!
Lift!
Aww, I settled the rumbling.
I
Already
There it is.
There it is, there it is. I know, I know. I know winning with no melon? Excuse me?
What are you doing man why you back?
Nah, I already spent the Elon dude.
It's already gone.
I spent it all.
No, no, no.
I gotta turn square.
I already spent it dude.
There's no Elon left.
It's time bruh.
It's time bruh.
It's time bruh.
It's time bruh.
It's time bruh.
It's time bruh.
It's time bruh.
There's no evil left!
It's done brother! It's done!
Done!
I have a little dilemma brewing here!
oh yeah we got a dilemma oh we got a big dilemma here
come on okay hold on hold on hold on hold on okay okay okay okay wait
Nice.
And there it is, boys.
Saved.
Banana banana banana banana banana banana.
Let him connect.
Oh, that's not what I wanted to happen.
Okay, okay, I'm gonna make this work.
Oh, this is kind of a shitty placement.
Oh my.
Don't push!
I need a wall.
I need a wall.
Actually, kinda saved.
Kinda saved?
Oh.
I'm scared of that cherry.
Oh no.
Aish.
No, not again.
Unless...
Yaaay.
Oh, wow.
That would bother.
Oh, come on.
All right, new building strat, new building. Build in the middle.
Oh
What?
Damn!
Oh my god!
What the hell?
That was like an instant flash
Into a melon.
Easy.
Easy.
I think we're going to be at 100% win rate in like very fast here.
Very fast.
Yes.
Weep!
Weep 64% okay 100% let's make that 90% right now
building right now boys. Cinema building.
Oh, it's helped the other way.
Don't make me make another apple.
Ah, tilt the other way!
Don't make me make another apple!
I'm gonna kill you!
Really? Really?
I
Can't
I gotta work. That definitely works right there. I always say that works right there, boys.
Oh, I actually had an apple.
Oh, really?
Bloody hell!
Bloody hell!
Yeah, there it is, there it is.
There it is, there it is.
No, the cherry of death.
No, the Cherry of Death!
Oh my god, these little shitfruits.
Actually might ruin everything
Are you kidding right now friend
friend are we joking here friend I am confused are we joking friend I missed the
joke. Oh, that's the... that's... okay. Clutched, clutched. We're back in action. Back in action.
Rerouted and reclutched. The situation and now we can cruise to the finish line.
feels good man a nice little cruise down to the good old um the good old finish line here man
the surrender button is located on the top of that. I was on my way to a melon I was I was a
Clean slate I was on my way
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Hey hop, okay, buddy
Okay, buddy
Okay
Get that shit out of here
Oh
My oh my god
Oh, shite!
Believe ingredients, believe. Big play, big play.
Unfortunate play.
That kind of work, sure.
What's happening on the other team, what is this guy doing?
Oh, the tomato's orbiting the apple!
Almost, almost.
Insane if it's connected, but no.
How would I do this?
I'm killing a melon in my life.
I think I'm getting some melons here.
Oh
I need this Kirby to stay there.
Oh, that's close.
Let's see if I can do this now.
Oh, shit, an apple.
Oh my god, I am so close to the melon.
No, the damn cherry is gonna screw everything up.
Oh, I caught it, potentially.
Oh, this is going to collapse to the right is what the problem is right now.
No, it's going to collapse to the wrong side.
Oh, that was it!
Wait, actually potentially doable.
Oh no.
Damn, Matt, come on, bro! So close!
Whatever.
Brother, what is this guy even doing right now?
Brother, what is this guy even doing right now?
Watch him collapse into a melon.
Hey y'all relax bro, I want to see some magic happen here, alright?
Oh my.
I mean it would be a Kirby a lemon lemon Kirby collapse he could if he lemon the bottom apple, but it's over
There was an attempt a hop
You tried brother you tried
What come on man
There it is, there it is.
I don't know if we're doing Geo Gaster, bro, Geo Gaster, yeah, six wins, easy.
What happens if you combine two watermelons that turns into a, it disappears man, it disappears.
It disappears dude, it's no longer there.
All right. Can we see one win in Mario Kart? No. This is never going to happen. I played
Gate guard simulated it. It was right. Sam's release just got pushed to 622. Really?
Damn, brother. They actually did that shit. What the heck?
Yeah, Boydling Bound looks like it has good reviews.
Three hours of CS, brother, you're crazy, brother, you're crazy, dude, you're crazy.
I'm not starting a single player game right now.
Negative, negative.
Some hellies.
Let me see what we have here.
Let's do some.
Uh, let me see here.
Oh, is we going into some armor here?
We're going to do a little ARMA.
Yeah, we're going down the usual route.
Check your incremental game. The incremental game, I never...
It's not on, so there's nothing to check.
Some of that big RP into flying RP.
I don't think so, I'm just a little burned out aggro, I sometimes get like this when you stream every day.
A bunch of different games, bro, I mean you kinda just get a...
Sometimes you have burnt out some days, you know, right? It depends.
I
Said your favorite
Fortune mill did you guys like fortune mill?
Oh, is that it?
All right, connecting
I'm gonna show down into GTRP into deadlock.
Holy moly buddy.
I'm trying to connect. Hold on.
Holy moly, buddy.
Come on now.
Come on, Dan, the server must be popping right now.
There's no way in.
Hold up, hold up.
I should, I should convert this stream into,
I need to get a vending machine and just put the
Connect the stream key to the vending machine, and it's just like a camera
It shows the vending machine
The future play those Japanese claw games
Dude those things are potato, bro
Tarriba is ridiculous.
Damn, first in queue and it's taking this long.
city skyline brother you're crazy man
come on come on let's go
SimCity 3000 instead of City Skyline?
Nah.
Oh!
Alright, beg RP.
Alright, let's do it here.
Hey yo, I'm Carval Vry, I need a supply Huey up on the front line, hold on me asking Captain.
Yep.
Alright, yeah.
All right, yeah, yeah, man. You got a supply here. We cool down up. We need supplies ASAP front line
You spawn one real quick
Yeah, you spot him on right now captain. I'll get
Yeah, keep minus three minutes
Yep, yeah, can you just find a Huey real quick? I can't hear you. Can you spawn one? We're gonna lose bro. We're gonna lose the war
Right here come over here
Yeah, we got supplies coming right now. I need the keys. I need the keys boys. Thank
you. Thank you. Thank you. Loading right now. We're coming right now. There it is.
Alright, get your boys, get your shit.
Alright, splice on the way, splice on the way.
There it is, boys. There it is.
Inaction back in action.
Holy.
Supplies coming to Montenegro.
Montenegro.
Man, I'm, I'm, I'm...
All right, let's see.
It's actually a different server than what I usually play on, so let's see how this fares.
It's not sure that you used her or not.
Is Montana okay to land?
Looks like we're going to try doing it without any intel.
Yeah, ADMS on EUs. Not bad. Not bad at all.
Oh, there's an explosion right there.
Oh my god, there's so much dead shit there.
I think there's some Montana right here.
I thought I'm gonna die?
OH MY GOD!
Who needs supplies right now?
They're bringing supplies to a sawmill so they can keep building it up and spawning it up if they need to.
Shit, where's Sawmill?
Alaska?
Hold, you shot that tree!
I'ma see.
I saw an enemy chopper, but I think it was a supply heli... heli.
Oh, like that thing's smoking us?
Alright.
Why is it lining Alaska?
Holy shit, that was...
Is this Alaska?
Is this Alaska?
This guy's trying to land too.
Oh, she crashed.
Oh, come on, they just ran at me!
Uh, the planes are just re- what the hell, I can't unload.
Why does it F work?
Of course.
Oh, what the heck, man?
What happened, bro?
I wonder if I'm still going to spawn in the heli or yeah let's see what happens.
Come on man!
Good!
That sucks.
Yeah, the whole server crashed.
What's up?
Um, uh, the server, the aeron that's coming up.
You hear me?
Yeah, everything's just so loud. What?
I'm on a Tyrone because I can pick up...
I'm not supplying it for you, but I want to be the pilot.
Okay.
I don't think you're going to sit there.
Uh, you know...
He's going to spawn one for me, but he wants to be the pilot?
Is that what I heard?
I will see and then if it's there, we can just come back.
Oh, you want to be the co-pilot? Okay, okay.
What do you mean, I guess?
I'm going to lie, though. I'm the co-piling.
Alright, alright, alright.
I'm not like I'm already close yet.
If you're looking for the baby, I'm looking for the baby.
Alright, you want to load it up or should I?
But if you're looking for the baby, I'm looking for the baby.
We're tired of the begging they just give it to me now mission accomplished
We got no room in here
to a helicopter.
Can't you walk?
No!
You're gonna wait for it.
All right, man.
How smart of me.
Yeah, yeah, don't worry. I don't crash.
Sometimes I do.
I got him better.
We're on a sawmill though.
Alright brother, hold on bro, get your seat belt on.
get your seatbelt on my gang
what's up?
how many children can we have to seatbelts here?
oh yeah
I don't know bro, like play some music, I'll play some, I don't know what to play
no seatbelts in Europe, is that true?
By the way, when did you get your license?
Never did, bro.
I just had to take an online course for an hour.
I just dnc'd the whole stream.
you
you
you
you
you
Come on, man!
What if I build a, uh,
Come on man, what if I build a what do you call it right underneath?
There it is, there it is, there it is, hey I wrenched my rotor bro, I need to wrench out
the rotor
hold on, hold on, let me see here
I can't be able to fix this right now. I'll say, I can't go back to base
Can we give me a mix so I don't have to alt-tap 50 times?
Brother, what is this forest-ass music you're playing?
Are linking me?
I'm bringing the last guy right now, bro. I don't know where you want to go. I'll land
there right now. I'm gonna book it back to base.
We can do effective layers with the flies.
We can do the flies and the flies.
Alright.
We can get more players too.
Yeah, I could have supplied that.
I don't know wrong where the hell am I going right now?
Hi, here we go. Yeah, you might open in your window door. Oh, it's not been nice
Oh yeah you're right.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I just realized I can spot him now anyways.
Where now, it's back?
I thought I was over right.
Something changed while he's down there, I've just seen him go down.
I'll just see to go down
That is brother you got a little bird up
And you got a little bird studio
I'm going down! I'm going down!
You said?
We got a little bird CD up, brother.
There's some supplies.
What are they?
Are you asking me for a healer?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just spawned it.
You might want to ask people when they come back.
Alright.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I see what you're saying.
True.
True.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I see what you're saying. True, true.
True!
Baa-na-na-na-na!
Yeah, Wizzy, brother, you got a Huey spawn, bro?
Okay.
She's not trying to supply us a million.
Supply on Phoenix. Get it built up and supply.
hook it up my brother hook it up
I want some Arbion's boys
nice nice
I'm changing the thing.
I shall do it, you know.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
I killed em!
What?
Oh man, I'll land wherever you land.
There's an AA on the Colorado Hill as you come up, careful.
Uh, watch out, they have some sort of AA truck at Mississippi.
I just saw a guy just throwing me on fire.
Actually, I think I'm up here a little bird.
You're on PC, man?
Yeah.
Yeah.
How about you?
Switch to?
Nice.
This is a tough one to learn it on, but you gotta do it sometime.
Yeah.
I learned PC on Fortnite and it's fucking crazy.
Well, I'm looking at you, you're flying.
Don't ask him how you got it to run. Don't ask him, don't ask him.
Ow!
You tried routing me?
Uh, there's a little bit of chasing. I mean, I'm chasing us.
Oh, what the hell? Oh my god.
What's up?
There's something!
Come back there, bro!
Come back here!
Nice.
Should be able to jump out and jump onto their helicopter.
I'm gonna focus on clearing everything in our backline between main base and main team.
What the heck?
Dude, what even hit us?
get me a van I'm going on the I'm shooting I'm sniping
I don't know what's going on here, I don't know what's going on here, I don't know what's
going on here.
and everything around it might be possible
the belt all the way down there
I got my sniper loadout
One shot is all I need on this.
Alright, we're getting to now.
Oh, actually this is a bad idea.
Well, looks like we're doing it.
And I'm headed west.
Maybe I can find a good snipe spot. Let's see
Phoenix Colorado Alaska
I can't get it, but that's how it works.
So about that's the end of one.
Let me see. We're in Phoenix, but I don't really want to fight in here. Seems like there's
There's a road that connects.
Hold on, it sounds like there might be people here.
This is risky.
I'm gonna drive a little more.
outside of Main Bay shooting down Ellies.
Right there, right there maybe. That right there.
Let's see, let's see.
Enemy little bird, Mississippi.
Okay, let me see if I can make it up here and snipe down.
Maybe maybe.
Might be a shit spot.
Let me see.
Yeah, this might be a little too far away from the action.
All good, all good, I just gotta follow the tree line a little bit.
Oh shit, he's alive.
He clipped it.
Wait, oh my god.
No, that guy is a friendly Huey supply runner.
Dude, are you kidding man?
The server went down twice?
Dude.
Nah, I'm not. If I have to run, I'm all set.
Sometimes it spawns you right back on your character.
I think the whole server just dropped.
Come on, man!
Man damn, dude.
that was the WCS server I don't know why it kept going down
Oh, it's unfortunate. I was enjoying that. I wanted to snipe and do some shit, but of
course that doesn't happen.
All guys, party animals.
Um
Yeah, I'm gonna chill here boys. I'm gonna chill here
I'm gonna chill here. I'll be on tomorrow. All right, I'll be back full stream GG's all of the above tomorrow
All right, I'm gonna chill here boys. I'm chilling here early stream and
And tomorrow I will be back.
Okay, I'm chilling boys.
I'm chilling.
You guys enjoy your night.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Thank you for chilling with me.
Peace out.
I'll be on tomorrow bro, okay?
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