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Oh my god
What's happening, but let's catch me up. We go up on such a hurry guys doing
Hi guys doing chat Wednesday Wednesday, yes indeedy
Let's see 33 immortals is out now. Yes, I saw I saw fable has a gameplay demo
Let's see if they pulled it off bro. This is actually huge man. This is actually a massive
piece of gameplay because this is gonna determine the give a fuck meter, you know
This is a big deal here. This is a big deal. Hold on, I got to make room. Let me see. Let
me see. All podcast with NPCs. You know, sometimes the podcast games aren't bad. All right. Sometimes
there they're good um what is uh wait wait let me see what is this get more storage brother
i i had the two gigs works
We have your valve confirms physical steam gift cards are dead feels bad damn scammers
Ocarina of time true Kingdom Hearts for teaser we saw that yeah looks like fables the main
thing that has happened yes indeed you're out of a job
shit brother, shit brother, let's see here, mecha chameleon also came out, did sand actually
get delayed after their playtest, they actually moved their, oh yeah this game came out, they
They actually moved their release date.
Plague Tale, two minutes to gameplay.
I'm still a little question marky on Plague Tale.
I'm still slightly question marky.
Very different take on video game.
Let's see, he still has valorant anti-cheat because I have valorant installed, I think.
Let me see here, let me see.
Resonance of Plague Tail, this is actually a decent determining factor as well.
Hold up. Let me just buy these games real quick. Mecha Chameleon.
Yeah, did Sandgett delayed Raiders of Sophie? June 22nd. They really did a playtest and then pushed the date two weeks.
Really?
You know what? That's commendable.
That's commendable. I feel like most motherfuckers would have just released it tomorrow.
I feel like that's how it would have went and it would just be like server queues and
shit. Maybe they're trying to fix it up. That's commendable. Why not? I would have loved to
play it today, but it's fine. Obviously, we have here fable gameplay, a determining factor
on this game. Let's see. It's just dropped. Hold on.
Fable is a beautiful open-world action RPG, packed of drama, jeopardy, and high-stakes choices that change the world.
But at the heart of Fable is a game within a game.
An endless interconnected life-sim where you'll be remembered for changing people's lives, building property empires, manipulating the economic fate of entire settlements, and more.
more. And as you do all this, you'll build different identities and experience a complex
nuanced morality that is so much more than good versus evil. It's what you'll do in
fable when you aren't saving the world. And we call it building an extraordinary life.
Let's dive in. Here I am in the middle of Oakshire, one of
The six regions in our visually diverse
Okay, okay
It's characterized by beautiful rolling hills
and lush colorful foliage
inspired by the British countryside
Okay
There are settlements of different sizes throughout the world
each with their own population, traits and landmarks
Albion is full of variety
We can see one of those settlements up ahead
Silverbrook
This isn't on PlayStation, right?
And the largest settlement in Oksher
This is Xbox Series S gameplay, isn't it?
Silverbrook is all about farming, so it has an almost unhealthy obsession with vegetables,
which can be seen in every detail of the environment.
It's in how the villagers have decorated their houses, their shops, and their streets.
It's even in how they dress their scarecrows.
When I enter a settlement, I quickly run into the beating heart of Alman.
It's people.
There are over 1,000 handcrafted fully voiced NPCs.
Each one with their own job, home, routine, relationships, and memory.
Dude, honestly, if this was Shrek the Game...
...numbers are restricted to dressing.
They have emergent behavior powered by realizations.
I believe this. They pulled off that vibe.
They go to work, they go to bed, they have hobbies and families.
It should have been Shrek again.
They just want to spend time in the pub.
Albion feels alive because its people have lives.
I've never been to Silverbrook and because I've done nothing of noach yet,
Max the stable hand here is completely indifferent to me.
Got a minute. What do you want then?
So, if I ask him to follow me...
Follow me? I don't deal with Randers?
He won't and he thought I was weird. That's fair.
Right. Bye.
Alright, there you go.
Okay.
In the story, I'm here investigating if there's a connection between Isabel,
the powerful red cloaked hero I'm pursuing,
and the strange magical incidents being reported in Silverbrook.
I've heard something about giant vegetables and a hero called Arden, who lives nearby.
Maybe they could help me find Isabel.
And it seems there's a bit of a commotion in the town square.
Let's see what's going on.
Someone needs to tell this little brat what's what.
Hero, can you do me a favor and get this bloody kid away from me?
No, I won't let you kill Colin.
Hero, you have to stop him.
look what I'm a butcher and Colin's just a pig do I need to spell it out but
I'm not like all the other pigs am I John oh I am not having this
conversation with you again Colin did I just understand that pig they're not
what he wears off after a big trust me
You know what these cutscenes remind me of, they remind me of when they first showed
is a magical incident. What you'll see here is not a cinematic. It's just one of the
stories that came out. Not just came out. Valid. It reminds me of the avowed cutscenes.
you'll make hundreds of branching dialogue choices
that change what happens and how people feel about you.
It's important to note that every choice has a consequence.
It's up to me if Colin lives or dies,
and I think he should live.
I mean, come on, he's a talking pig.
Let the pig live.
Yes!
Thanks, hero.
I knew you'd understand.
No hard feelings, John.
You don't make the decisions here.
This is my pig bought and paid for.
I can see his points, so I'm gonna pay the butcher.
What's the pig worth to you?
I'll cover it.
Oh, it's not just a pig, it's provisions, labor, faff.
We're talking thousands.
2000 gold, that seems pretty good.
I just realized, right, this game has character customization.
All right, Colin's worth it.
Yeah, this should copy your expenses.
This is the first time they're showing footage.
Yeah, without the girls in the trailer.
No?
Oh.
Often doesn't really come around to you anymore. You should try the sheriff
His office is nearby. Come on Colin. Let's go
Why their eyes look so dead I've also gained reputations as virtuous and shrewd in fable
Every action generates local reputation
You'll eventually be known for the reputations you build and everyone will judge you on their own moral terms
often directly and this is at the center of our complex nuanced take on morality
evolving beyond just right and wrong it reflects real life where morality is
multifaceted and subjective one person's good is another person's evil even
being merciful will divide opinion let's chat to some other folks and see what
think about me? Hello there. Hey, you're that hero.
This is Jack the beggar. He's a commoner who's unemployed right now. Which is a shame, given
he's a hardworking sort of person. On the right is how he feels about me. Jack likes
my virtuous reputation and thinks I'm principled. Other NPCs might feel differently about my
choices because each has their own moral view on the choices you make. There are lots of
ways to interact with NPCs. I'm going to give some gold to Jack because he seems nice and he's
a bit down in his lock. To you. I hope it helps. This is going straight in my pocket. Cheers.
He was grateful for that. Bro now he's gonna spend it on fucking dragon dust. Let's give him a bit
bit more. Buy him food. Yeah. Don't spend it all at once. This takes the edge off. Thank
you. That made an impact. I've gained a reputation for being kind. And I'm known for it across
Silverbrook. Everything you do has a consequence. Let's leave Jack. So long. You're like a
I do like Jack though. Maybe I should buy him a gift. There are lots of shops with different
stock across Albion. Let's go to the general store across the street to see what they have.
World cup tomorrow? Sure man. Every business has NPCs working in them as part of their
daily life just like Megan here this is some quality stuff welcome here right what can I do for you
during my deal to see how does everybody knows my reputation and Megan here is a fan
she's an ambitious commoner and she thinks i'm savvy because of my earlier deal making
Oh wait, you're famous.
It's true.
Oh!
Megan thinks I'm charming and flirty and I've started to build a reputation for it in Silverbrook.
Let's ask her out on a date.
Do you want to grab a drink or something?
Would you believe you're always what I'm looking for?
Clearly she's interested, but I'm not worthy of her time just yet.
She wants to date an entrepreneur who owns their own home and only wears fancy clothes.
They're high standards. She is ambitious after all.
Wow.
Let's go.
I'll be back, I'm sure.
You have a smashing day.
First, I'll need to buy a business to get a reputation as an entrepreneur.
In Fable, I can literally buy any business.
I could buy that bakery across the street, or around the corner, I could buy one of the stalls.
I would say the NPCs kind of look like they went through like a tech filter and then somehow they have the tech to like quickly just port NPCs that were people into the game.
That's what they look like. They all look like they have like this weird effect to them where they had like somebody just enter a 3D realm and give some lines.
It has that. The NPCs are the biggest immersion breaker I am out.
I'm a proud new pub owner, but the aesthetic of the game is cool.
I got to see the combat.
Every villager performs differently, here Susan the bartender is great with customers
because she's caring and that's giving my pub an income boost of 10% thanks Susan.
The pub's understaffed though, as the new owner I should probably saw that out.
guess what I know just the hard-working fellow let's go back to Jack the beggar
Jack
let's see let's see yeah visually like this is gonna look right I love this
vibe and as rich because I bought the pub and it cost me a ton of gold I don't
There's been a game that has like this type of Shrek ass look
Jack you're no longer dead to me. I would say the closest was that game that shut down that extraction game
Jack still likes me for my kindness earlier, but I like that Jack is hard work. I guess Hogwarts legacy would be the only other one
Got a job if you're interested I can probably do that. Yeah, I
I can hire anyone, providing they like me enough to accept my job offer.
Combat at 26 minutes?
Great. Jack is thankful I've made a positive impact on his life. He's no longer a beggar, and he's now a bartender.
Cheers.
Thanks, Sons. There are so many other people to talk to.
Villagers react to the reputations you build, and they remember the things you do to them.
That's kind of cool.
He actually goes and like works there now.
There are tons of options to create a unique look for your hero oh that's the
satisfying looking house man that should look cozy as fuck yeah they pulled
out colors this game is gonna look so good on PC just visually I feel like if
anything I could see this game where the mass designer popped bug off
potentially we're closing soon or is the horizon five Japan is really a
piece of topic and we are in has her own views it's the same
Megan she's very much not a fan of rich entrepreneurs and she sinks I'm out of
touch same devs which makes sense I mean six right six let's have a look at
what she's selling fancy clothes hopefully can I see your stuff don't waste
the time. 80%? What the hell?
lots more. In the Taylor, I can only buy clothes, but there's over 120 different shops in Albion,
each with their own stock and items to buy. Ah, the fancy? Are you trying to be like a circus
fucking performer? Let's finish my outfit with some fancy shoes.
I'm going to go back to my room and see if I can get a little bit of space.
See you, Rihanna.
Take care.
Yeah, alright.
We don't get on, but it's been a pleasure.
Now I'm really looking forward to it.
Let's check on our relationship with Megan.
At any time, I can dip into propertine people's screens to track my loved ones, of which there
There could be many, because I can have relationships with everyone in Albion if I like.
But it would just take a while.
While I'm here, I can see the reputation cloud on the right.
It shows me what I'm known for in Silverbrook, as an entrepreneur, rich, kind, shrewd, and
virtuous.
On a single moral scale, these reputations would be seen the same way, as absolutely
good or evil.
However, as we've seen with Megan and Riannon, Fable's morality reflects the complexity
of judgment we see in the world to be where everyone has their own model view like can you be an evil
force that takes over the land is to own a home i'm a bit short on cash though seeing as i paid
a fortune to save collin and bought a pub but since i've bought it i've been earning passive income
so let's be the villain in the game the people of silver brick all have their own nuanced subjective
you of who I am and what they think of me but if I don't like my reputations in
Silverbrook I can pay the town cry to change a little bit of a ball I don't
get that deep into it gold a lot of gold and they spray I didn't draw my time
though if you're rich enough you can change what people think of you here I
am at the Silver trough now under new management let's head inside and checking
on our employees there's Susan my star bartender from earlier
hey you working hard just who I wanted to see you oh she fancies me because she
thinks I'm compassionate sorry Susan I only have eyes for Megan keep that's it
You and me boss, you and me
And there's Jack, let's say hi. Oh my god Jack just working you know me I
Knew you'd work out Jack. He is a hard-working cominer after all keep up the good work
Farewell see you boss
Things seem to be ticking over in here, so I'll head downstairs to the income chest to collect my profits
No one is fat in this game brother. They live off of brand of water and there's famine it means
I don't have to go to each individual place and I can collect all my meat is scarce
I've got a decent amount of gold now time to pick off the last thing on Megan's list owning my own property in Silverbrook
Let's go house hunting. I can buy literally any house in Albion. It would just take a while and
quite a bit of gold. I wonder if so like um... But I like the look of this one. Nice garden,
rural views, weird hairy pig statues out front. Yeah bro, these houses are fucking nice man.
You know?
They hit the fairytale vibe, very nice.
very nice.
There's a blacksmith just down the road, hopefully I can go earn enough gold there.
Going on dates, buying properties and businesses and doing jobs are all part of the interconnected
fable experience.
It really adds to the sense of immersion when I can take a break from saving the world to
change the lives of the people around me.
Now visually this is going to be one of those games I got a load up on a TV just because
it's going to, the map dev is going to be the cooker here.
out the systemic toys to tinker with. The NPC system looks like it could be fun.
Maybe. Carla, how does this work? How does this work? How deep is this system?
In the interest of time we've reduced the time limit here, but regardless. It's a classic case of risk versus reward
Okay
I'm constantly having to balance speed versus precision while trying to earn as much as I can
Wait, I missed it. He could just go into is this just like a random job
I need to hit all the hotspots to complete an item
But if I manage a perfect hit, you just walk in and do random tasks for money just like that
gold
Okay
Just dead more pitchforks and I can buy that house
There I go. That's a successful ship completed. I
Can return to the blacksmith any time to earn more gold and gain blacksmithing experience while building my reputation
reputation
What I was kind of like a random as many as just about enough gold for the house
Let's head back down the street and buy it
What?
That'd be crazy. It's a crazy
Stationed in every settlement and this is a fairy tale people watch for lying on the villages and probably two eyes on a hero
If I get caught committing crimes, I'll find myself in trouble
What people think of me
They're just showing the systems yet
We're back let's buy the house
Tenants well no, I'm the owner I can hike up the rent or even make it free if I'm feeling charitable
Yeah, that's crazy, bro. You can do manage my tenants, too
I can let them see you learn the real estate game the flipping game and stable
which gives me the choice to just chuck them out on the street will be nice and
give them a bit of gold to leave so you can buy up the whole town and just get
paychecks that would cause me to be known as Heartless I'm trying to be nice
right now in case I ruin things with Megan
and now I'm free to move in
Yeah, the interior and detail looks so well done.
this one lacks some square footage, there are huge houses, even mansions I can buy
throughout the game. Looks like the tenants left some stuff behind.
Awful fans, apparently. Wherever I live, I have access to my incongest and wardrobe,
so I can collect all my gold and change my appearance whenever I like.
That was the last thing on Megan's list. Let's head back to the general store.
has a dynamic time of day that changes what people are doing throughout their routine it's still
the afternoon so hopefully megan is still working this is new footage should be back home in bed
long as uncut footage of ebb or the thing is released with some customers in the beer garden
now we're back at the general store let's find megan
okay just the person i wanted to see still interested i've ticked off all
megan's dating goals so now my chances of romance are much improved let's ask her
on a date again bro just he just speed ran the checklist
hey bunch of debates i can offer a gift to increase my chances of a date being a
a good one. As tempting as my new awful is, I'm going to give Megan flowers instead.
I think she'll like them more. Here we are on a date at the Silver Froth. Hope I'm getting
free drinks. Wow. Looks like it went well.
That was quite the date, hero.
Love to.
Hey, you.
Oh, hero!
That date was just...
...brill.
Negan found me quite charming.
I'd like to make things official,
so I'll ask her to be in a relationship with me.
So what do you say?
Ready for something more?
And what a lovely couple we'll make.
Whatever comes next, I'm with you.
It's official, that's not the end though.
I could build this relationship a lot more.
We could get married, which comes with its own set of goals.
We could move into my house and start a family.
And I can even hire her for one of my businesses.
Damn, right to it?
I could break up with Megan, or divorce her in future.
Or I might make choices that make her divorce me.
me. There's lots of ways I could change her life, and she'll remember. But we've seen
enough romance for now. Bye, Megan.
I have to go. But you're welcome to watch me leave.
You have a lovely time, sweetheart.
Oh my god.
Before we go, I've only really demonstrated what it's like being an upstanding citizen
in Silverberg.
Okay.
Our game is one full of contrast, though.
Modest.
Yeah.
I like it.
Or I decide the kind of hero I want to be.
so let's briefly explore what it's like if i'm not so nice
hi susan nose to the grindstone love to see you lovely to see you boss
sorry susan you're fired yeah you're fired sorry you're gonna regret that swine
oh my god he's not happy about that and she thinks i'm being heartless
But because infable morality is subjective and varies from person to person not everybody will have a problem with that
Well, you can like so can you like psychologically torturing fire her again and then fire her again?
Villagers also react to my physical actions
Arrows are in the place. They'll start to perceive me as reckless. Oh
I can even take potshots at the locals if I want.
And now I've gone too far, but I'm in the mood for a fight.
Bro, there goes your business.
In Fable, you can express yourself with your own combat style, combining strength, skill and will,
will and stale weaving combat. You choose the weapons, skills and abilities you want
to use and blend them seamlessly together.
Oh.
threat.
Flash killer.
But backup will keep on coming until I leave Silverberg.
Peacefully or not.
I think a tactical retreat is probably for the best.
Now I have a bounty on my head which will grow with more crime.
I can immediately pay it or pay a reduced fine if I spend long enough out of town.
My reputations don't disappear with my bounty though.
Once I'm known as a killer and a criminal, it will stick with me until I put in the work
to change what people think.
Or until I've made an expensive visit to the town crier.
Because the people in Albion, remember what you do.
Ah.
Over the past 25 minutes or so, I've bought a pub and a house, been a landlord, and changed
a beggar's life.
I've customized my look, saved a magic-talking pig, fought the law, and I've built a relationship
with just one of Albion's 1,000 handcrafted, fully-voiced NPCs.
And here's the reputation cloud again.
I'm rich and charming because of my spending habits and my relationships.
I'm also a criminal and a killer due to my reckless behavior and fighting with the guards.
Yet, I'm shrewd for saving Colin and an entrepreneur because I bought the Silver Troph.
I've built a complex, rich identity in Silver Rook, which the people there will react to
through their own moral view.
I only want you to kill me now!
Huh. You know, I kinda wish if they-
That was alright. You know, it was cool to a degree. I kinda need to see more.
Like, romance is cool to a degree. Like, sure man, okay?
It's cool how you can like buy the whole fucking town. Sure, okay?
Well, you can like hire the NPCs so you can manage the NPCs.
It'd be cool if they showed combat that wasn't just like guards in the village and showed more like, okay, when you actually go out of the village and what the fuck else you do.
Instead of just like, okay, I'm just gonna now.
Kill the guards randomly.
Show me something more in the combat realm of what provokes me to fight instead of me provoking.
But, uh, they had some, I think the best part was literally the aesthetic of the game and the look the NPC system is cool. But, you know, that I can see other people getting fully sold on that aspect.
I think it's a decent aspect, but I want to see other things before I'm like, holy, holy shit about it.
I'm a hater. Okay, you have to copy that twice, buddy with your fucking marathon badge. We get it, bro.
Your your favorite game shut down. Now you already got the collector's edition and the merch for this game. You're already on board. La la la.
Full blown 10 out of 10.
the collectors edition and the merch for this game you're already on board la la la full blown
ten out of ten any criticism fucking you hate it relax
chat it looked it looked decent it looked pretty damn good but like come on man i don't like what
What the hell, dude?
That's not even being, that's not even hating.
I was like, I really like the interior.
Bro, so your ballparkers are ridiculous.
I was like, the interiors look nice.
The houses look nice.
The gameplay wasn't enough.
I need more.
The NPC system is cool, bro.
I mean, if you want to just like romance all the NPCs,
I guess that's funny for like a bit
or if that's what you're going to spend the $100 on doing,
bro, bro, go do your fucking thing, man.
We already packed this bag.
Left all those previous relations.
Okay, okay.
Chill, chill.
13k and Mecha Chameleon now? Oh my god. Let's see here, let's see. Oh wait, before then,
game.
Why water, darling, dude?
You mean, squeak again?
We can slip away before they catch sight of us.
Believe me, I can feel it.
There's something on this islet.
Please, please.
The thing's wrong.
This is going to ruin.
If we catch her, we'll get a better share of the loot.
I'll show you how to get the high rate.
Slow down!
Can you hear me?
You're cutting skills.
Stop you!
I'll make you swear.
Are you hurt?
No.
Let's move before more come.
The Wavebird.
Yeah.
Still thinking of a name for our future boat.
Is now the right time?
It's not the right time.
This one looks less impactful than their previous games, I mean it's a different protagonist
and clearly a different story but in the same universe, it's still called the Plague Tale.
The first one was about literally a fucking rat plague at an older sister protecting her
younger brother.
There you go.
It was like a solid story and it's a cool concept.
It's a prequel, yeah but now they're going more action with it with obviously a different
cast of characters so I mean...
Clearly Ossobo's trying to do more combat. I mean, playtale's combat was always alright.
This is way more action, so they're trying to make a way more action third-person game here
But yeah
It didn't really have combat yeah, it was a lot more like stealthy super avoidance combat
I thought this looks alright, honestly, I feel like Asobo should have- Asobo should have
ended Plague Tale and just did like a new game.
That's what they should have done.
They should have just made something else.
It seems like it was, I don't know, let's see, let's see.
It seems like it was, it's so unnecessary.
Now looking at the gameplay, it's like, just get it.
It's like, okay.
The first two was cool, it was cool.
And it ended the story of the two main characters.
Yes, this is a prequel.
Yes, that is a prequel.
But still.
Cyclops trailer, let me see.
Let me see here.
Okay, okay.
I mean, Slyflops is only known for being emotional and having fucking laser coming out of his
eyeballs.
Fuck this Jerry!
So I mean, yeah.
To me, my X-Men.
I mean, sure, bro. Wait, do people think that was bad or some shit? I mean, the Cyclops.
We really got Cyclops reloading his eyes.
Just imagine he needs the blink card because his eyes get dry.
What is the sponsored stream motherfucker you will know motherfucker and you will love it
Have you seen this bow wow battle
Online PDP what we have here brother what we have here. I don't think I have
Wow!
May 1st, bark into your mic.
Ha ha ha!
May 1st!
Okay.
Wait, it's 1v1 bark-offs?
That's kind of hilarious.
Wow, control story is very good, very good, very nice.
This game comes out.
Alright, is this out?
Alright, this game comes out.
Oh, the demo's out.
What type of game is this?
Is that a roguelike?
60 gig demo?
Chat, maybe.
It says it's an ARPG actually.
Wait a minute.
Oh yeah, it's an ARPG.
Oh.
Yeah, when you try that channel, let's try this game.
Tell me this game you can just connect to a server for the love of God.
Tell me it's not some BS so I can be anonymous.
How is that looking for cloud data?
Sub-zero.
Motion blur.
Start.
Bimbala.
Region.
Mop.
Mod map to enable.
Okay.
Wow.
What am I looking at?
What am I looking at? I feel like this guy is going to show my IP. Hold on.
This is very, very, wow.
Oh yeah, there's a server browser. Okay, I'm going to, there's a 24 man server called hide and seek pro.
I'm joining.
Hello? Hello? Hello?
All right, it's it's it's like prop hunt, but the props need to paint what they look
like.
We're gonna need some we're gonna need some gameplay here.
I think we're gonna need some gameplay here.
My name is gameplay here.
I mean, that's some gameplay some music.
How does this work?
name x-ray. Wow, let's see if this is going to be here. This looks scuffed. Well, there's
24 people on this server. Let's see. Selecting hunters. Let's get OST for this. Well, I
I time
Pause taunt paint mode
Okay, this seems easy cuz I could just can I crouch climb why not just be like a toilet, but then I would stick out
Can I rotate move down move up detach okay, that's not gonna work
Dude, I'm gonna stick out like a sore thug, hate mode.
What the fuck, this is brown, brown, brown, I don't even know, man, I'm not an artist.
What the fuck?
Can I do like a color match?
You're joking, you're joking, dude.
I need more paint.
Why does it feel like I ran out of paint?
Are you fucking kidding?
Are you kidding? Spacebar.
Dude, I'm dead. I'm dead.
Brush size, right click?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay.
Oh, shit. Okay, okay, okay. Hold on.
Dude, this is the, I look like a fucking fudge sickle.
Alright, how do I get out of paint mode?
Maybe?
Dude, I'm not even attached correctly!
Fuck!
Excuse me?
You're kidding.
Oh fuck!
I don't know what they see!
How does this guy not see me, dude?
I'm like a fucking caramel ass toffee stuck up.
He's like, caught you become a hunter, hide until the end to win.
It looks like I've melted onto the damn table.
What?
Alright, the damn drawer or whatever.
That's what I mean, I gotta see what they are seeing.
Oh wait, look at that guy!
How do they see it?
Oh, this guy knows.
This guy's already fucking dropped.
Oh, I died.
Alright, how...
How does no one see that too?
Wait, it's so obvious.
You see a...
You see a 3D in it.
What?
Hold on, hold on.
Chill, chill, chill.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Rotation lock, toggle name, toggle x-ray rendering.
No, god.
Hey, I already got one kill.
I already found one person.
Oh, this isn't a bad place to hide.
We gotta find three more.
Shoot everything.
Gotta be around here somewhere.
146 seconds. My friend should be dead. Oh, you can't.
You should take damage.
You all should take damage.
These last three guys won it.
They're too good.
What the hell, man?
I would love to see what they look like.
Give me an example.
Hundred seconds.
How the hell?
Oh, he found one.
I have no idea. It's probably behind here. Nope.
Let's see shit probably, I didn't see anything.
Whoa!
Not here.
I saw him!
No you didn't.
There's one guy.
The first guy was so obvious.
This dude's a master apparently.
Ah whatever, round two, round two.
This guy's too good, he's too good.
What the hell?
24 of us can't find this guy.
He's cheating?
No, no.
Yeah, can you go on this? I'm gonna go on the floor.
In front.
Wow, that one guy wanted...
Okay, dude.
I have no idea.
Answer it, Shaq.
Oh
First lobby and he's already bugged
Nice
I need to get an LSD.
Alright, here we go.
Um...
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
Maybe.
No, this is terrible.
Selecting Hunter.
Um...
What the fuck is this bro?
No one wants shorts right now.
Maybe, maybe.
Hold on, let me see here.
Wait, you can't lay flat?
How high can I go?
There it is. Are you kidding me?
Are you saying, bro, this is the best spot. How do you crouch?
What? Do my ass?
Oh shit, wait, where's pay mode? Until search starts, hold on.
Oh shit.
Oh my god!
why did he detach no it was better here it was better here
paint no dude the keybinds hold on paint mode brush
That's just more like a grade.
Read the text.
You're ready to burn to the bruh.
You're not letting them in real.
Oh shit.
Oh, you can keep changing your paint?
Oh, you can keep changing your paint while alive?
Really?
Can you keep doing it?
Oh my god.
Use eye dropper, motherfucker.
I look like I'm an oil spill outside the pipe.
I can keep tweaking the color a little bit, doing some final touches.
Some RGBs?
Space 3D dropper hold.
What the fuck is this?
Are you kidding me?
It's like rain!
That's not an eyedropper!
That's a fucking tsunami!
It's more like a bluish...
Oh shit, bro. Warmer.
Warmer.
Use the color picker. Where do you see that?
Where do you see the color picker? Is this it? Activist, I don't know if it's like that color picker in any window.
No way. Wait. Am I doing this correctly?
Why doesn't it paint it that color? It shows it. Unless you need to do it twice.
I
Know but I want to see how this works
Visibly of color
Probably color rail and color specter
I have no idea.
Oh!
Alright, zero roughness.
Oh my gosh!
Dude, they are not finding anybody I'm owning right now.
There's a clap. How do you talk? Oh, shit. What, this pause? Oh, yeah, whatever. Dude,
they're not bots, bruh. It's literally server browser based. You actual fucking zuburn-ass
fucking gamer brother this game is actual people host servers
Five for free cam
Free camera
Freed movement
Oh, whoa, okay, okay. Oh, yeah, this is nice actually, so I can actually do stuff
This motherfucker, bro, can I taunt from a distance? Oh, yeah, I can
Wait, see
Okay? It's a difficult map.
There it is.
What the hell?
Wait, what?
Wait, no way!
They were here the whole time?
No.
What?
Look at this guy.
Holy sh-
How did you even get there?
Okay, dude. Yeah, that seems kind of obvious. No way there were two other people near me.
I don't believe that. There's no way, dude. What the fuck? What? How?
What is going on here?
What even was that?
That's the answer check, I know, but they were...
This is the check where everyone was not a kill round.
I know, but I didn't even notice my own people were near me.
Wraith, wow! Wraith, wow!
Why not just hide on the floor and just choose the floor's color?
Oh my god, I'm a hunter, I think.
Ah, shit. Oh wait, no, I'm not.
Oh, this is a good map? Okay!
Dude, what you can't go super high?
Is there a limit?
Detach.
Oh, maybe you can't go on the ceiling.
As you can only move up and down, but then you can't go on the ceiling.
Dude, this spot seems so OP!
Even though it says I'm buried, okay?
I know it says I'm buried.
I'm gonna just be an ornament right here on the wall.
So I have a whole overview.
They're never gonna find me.
There we go, and then eye drop, and then brush size.
That to me does not look like the proper color, but apparently the game says that is the correct
mahogany-ass color.
Do the 3D eye dropper hold?
Oh wait, is that how you do it?
I don't know what that means when it paints that.
I think that's a bug or some shit.
Tweak the color bar.
Guys, I look obvious.
You can't hide behind the curtain.
They're literally not gonna see me, dude.
No, because this actually adds to the metallic as well.
There we go, I blended myself.
Look, 3D, 3D.
There you go, all different colors.
If you zoom in, it's all different, blended in.
Guys, it's the detail, bruh, it's the detail.
There you go.
Make some lines.
Oh, the fucker, I wanna play as the hunter.
Okay, it looks obvious, but they haven't shot me yet.
How do I get out of this?
Okay, nice.
Um, pre-cam.
Oh, fuck.
Are you kidding?
Oh, really?
Okay.
What the hell?
Yeah, he's up in the balloons dude.
Wait, what?
That guy was right next to me, I swear it wasn't straight, what dude, it's so obvious.
There's like seven of them, like mosquitoes on the van, what the heck is this?
The whole wall had people.
Yeah, I did okay.
Can't full-fowl, I just killed myself.
Dude, you're actually stick out so much on the side right there.
As soon as you line yourself up, you can like, clearly see.
We need more thoughts in there, brother!
What the fuck are you rushing me?
Hey, that's not a fucking poop, I'm living up a beautiful plea!
One in the mirror!
Bloody, you're smoking dude.
No one's in the damn mirror, bruh.
No one's in the damn bathroom.
Guy in toilet!
No, behind toilet?
Shit, it's in the air again.
What are you talking about, chat?
There was one!
You guys are trolling.
You're fucking trolling.
You're literally trolling right now.
Guys, he's trolling.
Me and this guy have no idea what you're talking about.
Nothing
It's just like
There's nothing there's two left
No, I killed like four of them, right? I did my job
This looks like a good place to hide
That's more about observing not just shooting everything
Even though we only have 17 seconds left.
I've got someone's up here.
Yeah, some of these motherfuckers, bro, they know.
They know, they know.
Answer check.
Oh, he's over there.
this was the best map so far this fucking guy dude GGT okay brother okay oh my god holy shit
Alright. Perfect color match. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he actually painted it. What's the brick
lines. There you go. Alright, let's see here. Here we go, here we go.
I made paint smaller so you can add texture oh yeah the 3d tool so I can uh get better
shit all right let's see
Oh this map? Alright, where am I going here? What do we do here? Somewhere nice, somewhere
obvious? The thing is, a lot of these places, someone can just angle the wall and then see
you're sticking out are you serious dude this is so strong are you kidding are you
kidding some levels you can do this okay gg nobody's gonna find me here
oh shit hold on brother me ass hold on whoops I can still ascend okay and now
we're gonna go paint
Picasso, Picasso, Picasso.
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
NO!
There we go, there we go, there we go, there we go.
Um...
Why did he turn?
Dude, why are you turning? Can I lock myself? Rotation lock? Oh
Dude, are you fucking kidding? Are you kidding? Are you kidding? Oh
My god, buddy. I need like a damn radio
Dude, I'm literally sticking out so hard here
Okay, I kind of fixed it.
Oh, okay.
Right there, done, done, no more moving, done, done.
So I think you can keep slightly editing yourself while they're looking.
What's wrong?
Let's go with like that brush size.
There it is boys.
It looks real.
Very nice.
I know I know I know I know I'm going to win it for the whole team what the hell are you
we sure this is the actual color are we sure about this I don't this is looking maybe the
light I don't even know about that I would okay let's see let's see maybe it is it might be
dude it automatically tags if it's metallic or not with the 3d uh dropper so if it's saying
it's not metallic i'm not gonna add it on it changes those bars right no one has any idea some
All right, whatever man, okay, let's see
You know, I wanted to be the hunter anyways
Oh piece of shit come on man
I got one I got one
There's probably like three more in that same area It's all about angling look up
right there.
Nope.
definitely a guy around here yep yo that was a good one oh my god the cactus
there's a guy
be another guy around here too
Are you kidding me dude?
I thought that was just a- okay that guy actually- wow.
Dude actually became the gachas.
30 seconds?
They won.
It's over.
They won.
Need more taunts
Maybe none of the damn pine
Look
They wander out, where are they dude, where are they?
Between the
Here we go
I don't know.
Dude, the pro painters.
Everyone saw him but you.
Damn, maybe you should play the fucking game.
You would have won the round, motherfucker.
What the hell happened?
He shut the server down.
Come on, that was the best server.
That was the best server.
That's the one we got, 20 men.
spectating oh you can't you have to wait I can't go and like look her okay on this game I don't
think you can spectate any of the props you can only spectate the players we're just good
It said you can hide your shadow 300 seconds
Don't beat him. Don't beat it. Go free movement. All right, let me see. I'm gonna spot an insane
player. There's gonna be somebody on one of these walls for sure. Where you at, bro?
No?
What? Wait!
He never colored himself. Is this not showing the color?
Maybe it's not showing the color on my end.
Yeah, because they were drawn before I joined, maybe, yeah, yeah, I see that.
But then this guy's green unless he updated it.
It's probably if they're updating it.
Um, it's, yeah, that's exactly it.
Oh, wait, he is updating it.
Dude!
No way!
Okay, okay, okay, the logo.
What the fuck? Interesting, interesting, okay.
That's actually, this guy's gonna win it.
That's such a strong spot, so one needs to make their way here and then, nah, he's gonna
win that shit dude.
That was close!
Damn man, okay!
What else, anyone in the shitter?
white names in the shitter?
How do you kick up the roof? Oh! I found that guy.
And he's the main one.
I'm impressed. Oh, he might, if he turns around, he's gonna see him. Left.
You fucking left.
I ain't coming!
Oh
Almost
One guy's gonna win the whole thing
Wow, they're not bots, man.
They play like bots.
Big difference
Chain server I just waited not if there's a bunch people waiting to play. There's like 20 people in here
Give it a second give it a second hold up. I'm gonna get a drink chat hold on
are you kidding me bro two seconds what the hell man is there a filter for no
brother that was the best server man come on dude where the hell did I go
Wait, this one's new. This one's different
Okay
Mom brother
The 20 man's are way bit furry
I don't know if I was in this one
All right, they're either full or some other shit
They're probably full
There it is. God damn it. I gotta wait. Whatever.
Walkar! Sample, nameplate? What the hell?
What the fuck?
That was a weird server.
That server looked like potential bots.
league's
I here we go
How did you hear about this game?
Um, I forgot.
Some of us just linked it a while ago.
All right, where am I headed, where am I going, oh dear, oh dear.
Sixty seconds? What?
You're kidding. You're kidding.
Dude, what the hell? Where am I supposed to hide? Dude, I don't know where to hide! Brother, I don't know where to hide!
This isn't gonna work!
good okay maybe I don't know dude I have no idea where to go right now
I'm so dead. I am so dead.
When down brick mode.
Oh
What? I'm painting his blood on me!
Oh shi-
No, no, no, no, no.
I'd go smaller, but ain't nobody got time for that shit.
Now, 120 seconds.
All is that green?
Good enough.
Nobody can see shit.
Nobody can see anything.
You know what?
Nobody can see anything.
You know what, man?
Maybe the blood covers me.
Oh, wait!
Okay, whatever, man.
This game needs a damn kill-cam!
There's only three left.
I can't remember all the taunts.
Aw man!
I'm not gonna magically find them, I'm not that good.
I'll slowly scout some locations, but yeah.
Uh-huh.
These motherfuckers are good.
I'm not finding shit.
I'm finding everything here.
Where are they? Are you kidding?
What?
Oh, get the hell out of here.
We're right on top.
whistling
Fine, new Shrap
I feel like someone's going to look behind here and notice the thickness.
Nah dude, someone's gonna, this is obvious bro, this is obvious as fuck.
What this fucking white shit I can't see anything
boys are you kidding me wrong nobody's seeing that literally what is that dot oh okay no
No one's doing, no one's seeing this shit.
No, but...
All right, we got four left.
Yeah, I survived.
Dude, okay, was I bad?
Yes, was I one of the first eliminated?
No, I died and there's four artists left.
Clearly I had better art than like 20 others, okay?
How are we finding these two?
Let me see.
Let me see, my mind's eye.
Look for something that sticks out.
There's two and we have 84 seconds people.
Look under things, above things, below.
I know these are one of these cabbages.
Yeah, no way. I'm not finding this shit. I'm looking, brother. I'm looking. I don't
I don't see anything. They're really good. They're very good
We just saw him right there chat some of you guys need to fucking stop talking and just buy the game play yourselves
Okay, I've realized
I'm cut to the conclusion that you are God's gamer.
You are free from chatting about games and now you can just set to actually play them.
Where?
Alright, we're going pro in this dance.
I'm going pro in this dance.
Here we go.
You're never going to see me.
No one's going to see me.
We're doing this.
No I'm not a hunter!
Come on!
Whoa where there's so many hunters to artists what the hell
Is it the lobby and probably the server admin that seems weird way too many hunters
Don't tell me I was one of the first to die
Oh, yeah, you can customize your, uh, your guy.
of
the
death of
death
of
death
We're looking for five.
Yeah, there's way too many hunters, man.
I should make a 20-man server, but then it's just gonna be stupid,
because people are gonna connect and...
The anonymity factor goes out the window.
I could just go to a different one and hope somebody has a 20-man hub.
Manana manana bam bam!
I don't even think this is making converting the hunters to...
Oh, yeah, yeah, this river is fucking potato dude. I'm leaving.
The mode that changes a hunter or a dude to a painter is better and has more
painters to begin with and way less hunters.
Wow, oh, it's probably infection mode
It says there's a bunch people on the server, but there's this one bot here
What the hell, man?
Let me see.
Oh, interesting. Wow, this is the exact opposite of the previous server. It starts with one
guy. Okay, this is good. Okay, here we go. All right, this is a good server. One hunter,
everybody else's props. Perfect. Okay, I like this strat here. I like this strat here.
Wow!
From this perspective, holy shit.
Really?
Oh!
He realized it looks very obvious.
He's...
He looks like a fucking larva migrating.
Blah!
Where you going, dude?
Ooh!
That's actually not bad!
Okay!
Oh!
Shit!
Oh!
There it is.
You can add a...
I would say go with a red balloon.
Oh, nope.
Where's the other guy? There's somebody else near him.
Oh, this guy right here.
That's a good one right there, bro.
Charlie! Charlie in the chocolate fuckery!
This guy's handing in his homework a little late, but it's working.
Man, where's this guy right here?
Oh, well, of course, this is just a good hiding spot.
Oh my god, wow, okay.
Oh!
Right next to him as well.
Mildoui Dan.
What?
Um, oh wow, okay, wow, okay, you got me.
I think this guy might end up winning it.
Holy shit dude, that blend.
No one's in the kitchen?
Nobody in the kitchen, brother. Nobody in the kitchen.
Yeah, you gotta find the shadow areas.
Where are some of these people I have not seen? What the fuck?
This guy, there's that other dude, there's,
I'd say like three or four of them.
Oh, this guy.
How?
It's just part of the chandelier?
dude you wouldn't have seen him
Nobody sees that guy in there.
This guy's even more stealth now.
He actually got the blend.
He's got so many people in here.
Alright, there's no way we're getting everybody.
Oh, oh, damn! Really?
Okay!
Okay, what?
What?
Alright, David, that's instead.
Wow!
The Caballion!
I know, that was the best one.
All this is, all this is taught me is to double-take every item.
That's all this is taught me.
Double-check everything.
The Shandle Lever Guide made no sense.
I need to see that from a hunter's perspective.
I see me.
Here we go.
The thing about hiding in an object, someone eventually is going to just find you.
I don't want to hide here.
seconds I'm panicking I'm panicking round oh what the hell
I don't want to go on the ceiling it
God damn it. I don't have enough time. I don't have enough time. It's over. It's over
I'm so dead
It is what it is
I look like I'm in army clothes
Let's see how long I survive.
Just do one color, you know what?
Maybe this actually blends in.
Alright, I'm gonna trust the damn 3D dropper, okay?
I'm gonna trust it.
Okay, I can trust it. Then we're gonna add some...
So you know, it looks like little rocks.
Okay, there's some cracks in the cement, boys.
There's cracks in the cement.
Alright.
Gotta add some wear and tear.
I like this I like this
It works boys, it works.
Insane immersion here.
Are you kidding me bro?
You can't even tell.
You can't even see.
Oh shite!
How do I get rid of everything?
How do I get rid of everything um shadow paint mode what fuck oh what am I stuck in
Oh, there we go.
Oh, this is what, this is the 3D rendering.
Oh, that looks nice.
There it is, boys!
They wish they could see...
WHAT?!
That guy was right there the whole time!
I thought you got his blood all over me?
So now I'm-
Are you kidding?
Now I look like I'm on a canvas!
Dude!
It's like a bird's shed all over me, man!
Oh god, please, don't save me, bro!
AAAAAAAAHHHH!
WAIT!
Where's this fucking guy?
What maybe wait, maybe you kind of blended in
He doesn't know can I paint around his blood you ruined it
Yeah, actually it could be client-side blood as well, it could be.
Actually you might not be wrong.
Because when you load in, if I load in late, I can't see people's paint as well, until
they update their paint.
Now, think about it, on the hunter side, I don't think you see the blood.
You just killed them.
There it is, boys.
Easy clap, boys.
Okay, they're my fuck, this guy.
You dust bitch if sniper I know he's fucking German, okay?
I don't think he is though, I don't think he is.
Where are the last three?
Where are these guys?
What the fuck? Where are all the white names?
Oh my god, dude! How? How?
No one checked there?
Okay.
I survived a while.
Brake dancing oh my god
I
Time I time I
Is this too obvious
I can't rotate myself. Whatever. Oh shit. You know what? When in doubt boys, when in
doubt, this is what you do. When in doubt, believe and be right out in the open. Cause
That's what you gotta do sometimes.
All right, here we go.
How the fuck does the guy, literally the one guy, spawn right next to me?
You know what? I actually wanted to do this because now I can see what everybody else looks like in the beginning. You know what I'm saying?
I already got like six of them. This is probably the toughest area.
Okay brother, okay, really.
Holy crap.
I need vending machine, anybody, anybody?
Anybody, anybody?
There's gotta be a guy around here for sure.
hiding in plain sight wait wait somewhere around here there's only three left
This is actually pretty, uh, this is a fast game.
170 seconds with two left.
Oh my god, one guy.
One guy!
It's rare to see the hunters win.
Don't let this- oh, he got it! I don't know where he was!
Oh shit, the jammies.
life
is it too obvious boys? Is it too obvious? No I don't want to be...
you
You
Oh
You know what he's not gonna zoom in and look actually he might he might
You might as you man, dude, hopefully this is me and you know, he's playing on low. So just look like a low textures
The same 4k bro 460 160p
Oh my god.
Draw the black outline again. I'm scared.
What I should have done was separated it and put the green wall in the back.
I could edit it forward, but I I would add it so there's a separation so there's the green wall. Oh
What the hell?
There's fucking guy this fucking guy
You know what they instantly go to the toilet, okay, human psych of psycho it's psychology
Okay, they're gonna walk into the bathroom and they're gonna go straight to the shitter and not
first gonna look at the toilet paper so they're gonna walk in the human eye
gravitates to the toilet seat okay so it's it's hiding in plain sight
come on brother
Ah
Oh
What's the fuck was that guy putting shirt?
Yeah, bro, it's like all一目瞬間
Cut!
Dude, that guy just rolled on one. That guy was amazed.
Banana, banana, and my hand.
Actually, actually, Bloodmore 2 is actually from Southwark?
Um, wait, what the fuck happened, dude?
Oh yeah, yeah, sure, sure, oh yeah, that was the hunter, that was the hunter.
Don't make me be a sandbag, bro. Don't make me a sandbag.
Dude, 30 seconds? Oh my god, I'm panicking.
My bike! I don't know!
Are you serious, dude? I don't know where to go. I'm actually scared.
Oh no, I'm so dead.
I don't like this at all. I don't like this.
I don't like this.
Oh my!
Whatever, whatever, I'll peek after.
Are you serious right now? This is the worst spot I've ever seen!
Are you serious right now?
It doesn't even...
Okay, okay, okay, I want to leave.
I don't like this.
Oh, shit.
Let's try this.
This is even more difficult to replicate.
OH MY GOD!
Dude, I was gonna quickly do it, Brawl. I was gonna quickly do it.
Why is there always someone acting like the cactus? It's so obvious.
One important name!
said the toilet paper that won the round buddy okay not just your ordinary toilet paper brother
award winning toilet paper two cacti's the award winning actually
Okay. Anyone else around here? Anybody? Come on now. Top of the barrel? Wait a minute.
Really?
There's no one in the damn broken pipe.
There's no one in the pipe.
Come on, people! Five left!
Are you here again?
Nope.
That sounded nearby.
Where you at, pal?
I'm always going to clear that corner I'm not seeing anybody oh my gosh blind
boys they're gonna win it it's not looking too good
I don't see anything
Last time there were three people here.
GG.
Ready?
One guy was right here.
Oh, this was that guy from earlier.
Wow!
Hey!
That was more of just like a really good hiding spot.
Buh-nah-nah-nah-nah-no-mo. Buh-nah-nah-no.
Why would I make my own server so you guys connect with me exactly where I am? No.
I'd rather play this game very anonymously.
So much better!
Oh shit, I've never played this map. Oh, yes I have. Yes I have. This is one of the... Yeah, what the fuck? I have.
What in the sharding? What in the sharding?
Oh, no, oh, no, dude, no, no, dude, I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do!
are you serious oh my god how the fuck do they but how how is the first guy
always right by me on out of 20 plus players how how's this guy always spotting
right on top of me
Okay.
Okay, brother.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, okay, okay.
What the fuck is that shit right here?
Are you kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? Are you joking right now?
Okay, okay, okay!
Some asshole spamming here shit!
I swear somebody's in that whole pile.
Wait, was that a guy up in the bush?
I found a really good spot.
Wow, wow, wow, wow!
Okay, we're here, bros, a double whistle.
I was in.
Three left, three left.
We gotta win this.
I don't see anything, boys. I don't see anything. They're on it right now. I heard it, I heard
He's somewhere here check everything he's probably under the pay bales are in between
That could be a cloud he could be now that sounded further down
Look at that, huh?
What the hell?
Oh, I got him.
How the hell was he hiding there?
Such a good spot.
They won again.
Where was this guy?
One more whistle!
He's gonna win.
Where was he?
Yeah, where's the white name?
No way! No way!
Wow!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Thank you very much.
you
there it is boys there it is
And for extra...
What the fuck?
And for extra immersion, we're gonna make it look like the barrel actually is...
Right there.
Uh-huh. Kind of, kind of.
No, that ruined it, didn't it?
Maybe like the shadow cast?
Not ruined, not ruined.
It's fine, the kids see shit right now, bro, they have no idea.
It just looks like it, cause that guy died and all this...
I was
My man whatever dude
It still took a while
Really
I don't know what I'm talking about.
What the heck?
Oh, somebody's...
Kids' Game!
Alright, where else?
We got four more.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
I can't.
All right, I am protecting.
All right.
Nobody's gonna know.
Nobody needs to know this shit, brother.
No, you're gonna whip her, dude!
Wait a minute!
Don't worry, bro. You're fine. You're fine.
You're fine, dude.
I'm with you
The last guy!
Let it be! Let it be that shite!
What is this piece of shite?
Where?
Show us the kids!
Show us!
Are you kidding me? No one but...
Are you kidding?
That was so obvious!
Oh
I was free occupied dude
A mo- a mox actually, a dark hole through is better than I said, a mox only.
It was from a mini-assault and he's actually from Japan.
Okay.
Answer check.
Why is that answer check okay there it is
Do an all-out.
Yeah, what the hell, the server admin hasn't set the one map noob ass server admin, bro,
noob ass, what the hell are you doing, dude?
I have an idea I am gonna be the I am gonna be the leg attachment to the cow
Oh, I'm not. How am I doing this? How am I doing this right now? Shit. How am I doing
this? I guess this would be the only other way right here. Right there. That's what I'm
feeling. Right there is where I'm at. Right here is where I'm at. Right there. You know
know what the blend will do. Brother, please?
Are you serious right now my ass?
Yeah, why is this OSG randomly pretty damn good?
All right, this is SimCity.
When they actually knew how to cook back in the day, it was bad.
There it is, boys.
No one finding this.
This is like Area 51, bro.
You know, it's right in front of you and you're never going to find it, even though it's
right in front of your eyes.
Okay, there it is.
There it is. Easy. And this would fool me too.
There it is. SHIT! Come on man!
This game has like 20 maps, oh really?
You think Elden Ring was better than OG Dark Souls?
OMG, Dark Souls was phenomenal as well.
The droppler mechanic is so good.
Oh, see what we have here. Moment of truth.
Don't fuck with me, bro! Please, bro! Please don't hit me!
How do I look, bro? How do I look?
God damn that, it looks so obvious! You know, kind of.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Yo, fuck you guys. Yo, some of you guys are fucking friends, man.
Like, I know you're from the stream and get the fuck out of the server ground, you're literally killing the experience.
The whole point of this shit is anonymity, not for you fucks to get attention for your own fucking bullshit, okay?
Yes, you guys are fucking annoying when it's in server in games like this.
What the hell is the point?
Let me just be a fucking Humber around, Mr. Streamer.
Gotta say, this is a common hiding spot.
What the hell, man?
I'm like stuck, crouched.
And then there were four.
And then they'll fall off.
I want to check this corner.
One of the lasts will be here.
This time though, nope.
20 seconds.
Check everywhere.
Nothing.
Why don't you go there?
Oh my goodness.
I prefer the painting hiding over the position hiding.
Okay brother.
Okay.
Excuse me.
Oh my god.
Wow.
What?
Are you kidding me?
You can fit there.
Are you kidding me? You can fit there.
Wait, is this a new map?
I don't know how much control the server admins have.
Oh shit, I'm the hunter!
Oh my god, I'm the one.
The one.
Oh, shit, oh god, okay.
I was trying to make a scary face.
What the hell?
Some hair in the back.
Some nice hair.
Hold on, hold on, we're not done at the barber, we're not done!
Oh shit, what the fuck, you man?
And then the drip bug again!
Dude, I know you're literally right here.
No?
That was good.
That was pretty good.
That sounds like he's...
He might be part of the wall.
OLD!
Really?
Yeah, we cleared out everybody.
I think the toilet paper build was my best build yet, I will say.
That was the Hall of Famer build.
Hall of Famer.
Let him go, let him go, bro.
You got this, you got this.
You got this, bro, you got this.
Blend in, blend in.
I can't see anything.
I can't see.
I'll cover you, I'll cover you.
I'll cover you.
Hide.
Paint.
Bro, paint.
No, no, no, no.
There's another one somewhere around here.
120 seconds for two more.
Spread out guys!
It's got to be somewhere around here.
They should have limited ammo.
I do like the mechanic where you, the hunters, can kill themselves.
By just shooting randomly.
So there is risk and spam.
I do like that mechanic in these games.
I don't know who this guy is,
but he's really good at hiding.
Whee whee!
They start going to win the whole thing, they easily got this, oh my god.
What a machine gun.
They won dude, they won!
Oh my god!
Wow.
How the hell?
Yeah, they're gonna be in like the most corneriest corner.
Oh, he found one.
Where?
you
No, this mode isn't it. No, I'm sorry. This mode is not it. Not interested. Nope. Nope.
Was I in Truto? I was, wasn't I? I just loved that server, didn't I?
Oh yeah, this is the same server.
It's kind of a fun game.
Everyone, welcome. Maybe this is it.
It's a hell.
This could be all bots or it takes a second to load everybody in.
You know, a sample nameplate usually means bots, and then I look and no one's in the
service.
Yeah, wait, no, but then there's people.
What the hell?
50 seconds.
Yeah, I think it is just loading the nameplates.
Most likely that's what it is.
Let's act guys.
Oh, let's sit here.
Search time!
I think this game has a bug where when you crouch it's like you're just stuck getting
back up.
And it says you don't have enough room when you clearly do.
It's definitely a thing where it just like breaks.
I've only killed one guy.
Oh
There's gotta be a guy around here.
Check under the hay bales.
They love hiding in the crevices.
I don't see no body.
These people, the rest of the people, hide in little corners like this, in the shadows.
You gotta be very, you gotta find those little blind spots.
Really?
Oh.
I don't see any of these people 48 seconds
Alright, we're there!
We failed!
One damn job, we failed!
People, we failed!
Not that way. These guys are crazy. They won. 33 mortals today, maybe. Is 1.0 good?
I
of
I
Was where we headed here somewhere insane
Somewhere where they would never think to look.
A place that looks super blended.
Where that place is?
I have no idea actually.
Oh my god.
You know what?
You know what, when in doubt, you come.
Are you kidding right now?
Are you joking?
of
Oh, really, and then the server dropped?
Oh, really?
Come on, man!
All right, let me see here. Let me see...
Kicked? Maybe. Having fun. They don't look like they kick.
No!
Fifteen men wouldn't be bad.
Come and join!
Buddy, I went 6-1 in Suike yesterday.
Don't even talk right now, okay?
server for a new update?
What the sh!t I!m?
This guy's server is not it.
Berglund gnomes I played before, it's just, it's friend slob dude.
All right, let's see, let's see, let's see.
No Voip?
Honestly, Voip would be annoying, I think.
You don't need Voip in this.
or not.
All right, here we go. No, it was waiting for the new lobby.
Did you watch the WarDogs video? I tuned in a little bit. Yeah, I think the game has potential.
I gotta play it.
Alright boys, here we go.
Once again, the plain sight hiding.
Or do I do another toilet run?
Forty second toilet paper build?
Can I do it?
Speed run toilet paper build.
This is my go-to strat.
Oh
Okay
I believe.
Believe.
Never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind.
Get that shit out of here. Get that shit out of here.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Alright, let's take a shot.
there it is boys I have no idea actual
actual Picasso. Can I do it again? It worked before. It worked before.
You are not an artist. Okay, say that when I literally survived the whole round. And
then I already know your name, your band. Band after I survived the whole fucking round.
look at that shit the guy actually forcade me it was like okay wash it out I
will fucking ban you if I see you my fucking server again dude all the four
right in front of me right now or your band
All there for right now, bro.
Buddy, get the fuck out of the server, dude.
You're being cringe, my guy.
Like, I don't know what to tell you, dude.
Go fucking do something else.
You can spectate when you hide yourself, I missed it.
Hmm.
Easy clap.
15 seconds, easy clap.
There it is.
Band that guy who said this was a bad attempt at toilet paper.
Actual dumbass.
This is the most accurate toilet paper in gaming.
Come on, dude.
Look at this shit.
Look at this guy.
What the fuck?!
Look at him. He's flabbergasted.
All you can do is toilet paper?
Uh, no?
Well, I told you to leave and you're still here.
chat man and place mods
I feel like every spot here is super obvious
Alright, we're two green, green and blue balloons.
Right there.
I kind of look like a balloon.
There it is.
Where am I oh really you think you know what the fuck I am oh really
They're not gonna say shit, bro!
Whoa, what the hell?
He gives you...
Wait, what?
Why did I just highlight everybody?
Oh, were they buried?
Oh, they had that yellow attack pop up.
I was gonna talk to him Paul Walker you piece of shit
blind? true. that was fun, man.
That was cool breath out. That was cool breath in.
All right, hold up. Is this game of the year?
grass shopper
10 seeds.
Alright.
I got no seeds.
What the fuck?
Oh god, he is dying.
Oh, I died.
I just lost to grass.
Apparently this is like the shittiest site.
Oh, it drops behind you.
What the hell?
All right, I got 10.
Let's see.
10 coins for 10 green seeds.
If you already got the coins, why not buy something?
Check in the small hat back there.
There might be something for you.
Small hat, hut.
This is literally a P.O.E. lawn mowing game.
I meant maybe by a carrot or something anyways with this skill you can tell exactly where
to hit the grass for more seeds pretty probable.
So probable I probably shouldn't have sold it oh well there's probably more skills around.
Oh let's see can I actually cut this shit now?
Where's the spot?
I don't know, I am not seeing a weak spot here.
There's more seeds, I guess.
Wow, this is like the worst landscaper ever.
How about I show you how to dash you'll get home faster
Have a new charge
Okay, okay sharpening the blade will make cutting grass more efficient every swing flows into the next with everyone's present increasing your cutting
speed
With the right. Oh wait, okay
Okay.
I just think these are both good.
Okay, that was pretty substantial.
Brother, this isn't cutting shit right now.
Oh, it is cutting it, actually.
This is super slow.
Holy shit.
Oh, you can find items in the grass to sell?
Oh, this is 25.
That was a lot.
I might have to farm or you can keep sharpening.
All right, quick step.
Larger bag.
All right, hold on, hold on.
That's pretty good, that's pretty good right there, that's pretty decent right there.
A decent coin, it's like one upgrade or two.
Larger bag would be good.
Why does one get the rhythm hit?
Well, be good music for this game.
Was that one game I played?
Um...
Oh, what was that one game, uh, shh shh shh.
Darkwood?
Is it Darkwood?
The only thing is Redsack solos are out.
Does anyone still play Redsack?
Hasn't that been out for a while though?
I'd rather the ambient landscape have that fucking heartbeat sound skip the third hit
Make a big difference.
Lola just came out yesterday?
What? There's an end to the grass?
Oh, I know there isn't, there isn't.
You gotta get everything before it grows back.
How long before you play your little brute game?
I don't know.
Whenever I feel like it.
Buddy, I need like three dashes. I get that you were hired to chop the grass.
We're going all the way to the thick grass is getting generally just for you. Yes, you'll find more gold more seeds and pressure items there
And there but you can't greet them there
A little oxygen tank on your last I do have an improvement skill, but it might it's way too expensive
Maybe just call it a day
No, I need more
Oh, let me see... yeah, the items seem to stack.
blade?
It's no longer bled.
Oh
Now what is this?
Oh, this looks like the bigger block grass, maybe.
What is that?
I'm dying?
What?
He mentioned the oxygen.
What the fuck?
Bottom left is my stamp.
Oh, did it go down?
I thought it was only if I was stuck in grass.
So it's kind of like a progression block, even if you come to grass.
Oh yeah, there's my oxygen right there.
And specifically that point it doesn't.
I like how the items stack, that is good.
I'm gonna farm a thousand and come back.
Oh yeah, that does give you a stamp.
Or not. Fuck it, I'm gonna go back. I'm full on items.
There's a thousand.
The crit hit clean cut for a thousand over the large bag.
Agreed.
Let's see what the crit hit looks like.
This game's not on Twitch, bro.
chopper is not on Twitch. The dev messed up. So we're gonna go to grasshopper farm close enough.
Yeah, that didn't give anything.
We're gonna get that bigger bag next
All right, that was pretty substantial four slots now
It's in one crit
Alright, I am so stand-starred. I'm like, I'm doing too much damage. I need, uh, oxygen
now. Extra oxygen, uh, sight upgrade, clean cut. I could also get this. Get some shoes.
You're a little faster.
This is a decent amount.
Oh my god, I have a hundred seeds.
I'm gonna shift them to seeds.
I think it's 750 for oxygen, I might get that.
Oh shit. I'm actually full anyways. Just sell everything, get the oxygen upgrade.
750, one of three.
750?
Oh nice, there's magnetism.
How's ya?
What is that?
Oh, a feather.
Stem upgrade seems alright.
I can farm a little further now anyways, maybe, or I'm full anyways as well.
Man, that gives you jack shit.
Are you anything?
Oh, you can only have a stack of a hundred?
What do I get here?
Is that your bag?
I'll get the quick step next.
I need the utility and then focus on damage so everything else can regrow.
This looks like a chore, it looks like a waste of time, yeah that's basically every game
That's about choosing your wasted time.
Oh, shite!
Oh, so 70 damage was the crit head.
Oh, yeah, it's 270.
A rare-ass crit.
What there's biomes?
Why
I'm full almost
I feel like you don't need to see the damage numbers.
It looks cleaner without the damage numbers.
If you know you're just constantly hitting 54 with a mechanical 270 crit...
I feel like you're gonna max this out, the clean cut.
Fine, utility upgrades, utility upgrades.
Yeah, this is not in-game music.
Ah, this game's lore is the world that went to shit, but you've still got to cut your...
You've still got to mow your grass.
You've still got to mow the lawn.
You're the last lawn... You're the last, uh, landscaper in the apocalypse.
I don't lose that much okay you lose your bag
wait actually dying is not that bad just because you can then I mean I should
remind the deeper grass does just result with more gems
but a reset's not bad but you get so much more on the deep end
this looks like a lot but it's not
I'm back like this.
24-62?
3K?
7500?
God damn!
Alright, this is where the farming happens.
All right.
Liverpool is going to win the World Cup.
How long does the World Cup last?
Hey, cut grass smells amazing.
Our grass is one of the best smells.
Gasoline smells good too.
You know that smell as soon as the lawn gets cut?
Sometimes it smells like gas.
What are those smells you like it or you don't?
It's a fresh rainfall smell. Yeah.
Oh, is that the mower making that smell happen? Not the cut grass, you sure? Is it the mower?
I do, I do. I've been thinking, I do want to cut my own grass. It looks fun. It looks fun, bro.
Do we go to 10k?
I don't have enough oxygen for 10k.
I don't have enough damage for the rest of this.
If that oxygen keeps spawning, I can farm this up here.
That was not a lot.
I think they create either one taps and spits out all the x all the coin or
Yeah, that must be what it does actually
Wow
Wow.
4700 is shipped on a stuff whatever how many resources do I have 5,000 it's gonna 10k
I'm using the dullest, um, scythe note to man.
Hmm, I'm sorry for complaining about Smeaka.
Nope, the switch you get now.
Too late, bro.
Welcome to hell.
What the hell is that, Grash?
I forgot 10k.
Alright, do I do utility or longer blade?
But then you get cut deeper to the ground is there's like a lot more damage higher chance a crit and just like more cutting
2500 3600
All right heavy on the crits
This game says more often, but the more often translates to what the fuck the percent is.
More often, what do you mean, 10% more?
I know, what is this guy like, the murderer?
My arm's hurt.
Ow.
What the?
Is that a boss?
Aw, this is risky.
Oh, this is risky.
You know, this shit grows so fast, you need a credit.
All you have is crit, there's no pure damage.
Oh, he's easily killable.
I
Yeah, he grows his shit too fast.
Yeah, it's probably where longer blight is good too.
Excuse me.
Okay, that was new.
I wonder if that's like an enrage timer or phase two.
Well, you've gone further than anyone else in the village, of course, no one ever came
had a reason to go to the store, but I guess you do just to be careful on those things.
This regular says it sort of makes the grass growl.
Well, is that screamy bit of angry, didn't you?
Well, can't go back now.
Finish your job and come back to me.
I don't need the oxygen, I can reach him.
I don't know what's that yellow thing.
Alright, let's save, let's save!
Come on!
Look at this!
I'm about to go back again.
No, I'm running behind me please!
I guess that's not an enrage timer.
This looks like a face too.
What the hell? He grew this so fast.
What?
I'm not gonna kill him
Yeah, the rate of growth, I'm gonna have to go back.
I got lucky and got a bunch of crits last time.
If I go back in there's no base damage upgrade fan, because I just swore to get those maxed
Now.
Yeah, you can cut the grass deeper.
Yeah, it's deeper grass, oxygen, larger bag, and there you go.
I'm coming, you grass monster piece of shit.
Close.
No Sonic, it's too laggy.
Close to...
No Sonic, it's too laggy.
Another charge boys holy okay, okay
Hey, you're blabbering, you're blabbering!
That was a lot of shit right there.
Not a nice.
Whoa, scythe upgrade. That's what I need. 7,500.
I farm you plant seeds in it to find more goods
How many seeds can you...
Wait, it's a hundred a seed?
Why would I want to do that?
Maybe you get better seeds later.
10,000?
What is this?
Excuse me?
It's me, I say ahead of that, wait and thought to myself, no way he's going to stop here,
that means more items than I would have wanted you to sell him to anyone else, not what I
said would be about dropping your stuff here.
You can also keep buying those knowledge notes you love so much.
You see this thing on the side over there?
I have a feeling I'll help with the weirder graphs you'll find next.
Okay.
You could come around funny, isn't it?
around funny isn't it you trumped every blit of grass in sight and now you're
paying to go back
okay okay
run and plant no more tapping
I see why that's actually kind of worth it.
I see how, I see why.
I need 10k
I'm actually soft locked until I get 10k
I'll wait a minute.
Yeah, this scarecrow is what's blocking it.
upgrades better carry over to the 10k weapon oh my god what it's all the way
I might actually get that up for it.
It doesn't let me convert.
Yeah, the convert line doesn't work unless I'm doing it wrong.
It's at ten of these converts.
I'm gonna unlock it first.
Yeah, I think I have to wait.
Yeah, I wonder if it's worth just constantly farming to cut your ass.
I think you're just supposed to go back and forth though.
Okay
You know what you need the I'm pretty sure what you need is you just need the sights upgrade
Yeah, I would just see if you could do it I did it before where I dashed and destroyed it and dashed out
You can't do that anymore
Yeah, you need the site in order to swing that far
I still gotta go back and forth a couple of times, it still misses spots.
I'm just gonna wait for the upgrade now.
Yeah, I'm just gonna wait.
Yeah, no shit, I need 10,000 for the blade!
That shit is nothing.
Those are the tougher seeds in the frontier, aren't they?
You have been busy telling you what, bring me 50 of those Tier 2 seeds and figure out
how they grow, then you can crossbreed your own right there in the farm.
You want 50?
I'm going to get those to him.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
So close.
This game's not on Twitch.
Huh, so close.
There we go, there we go.
Oh, wait, it's just a right click.
But now I can kill the scarecrow.
Wait, hold on.
I have 82 but E I think I think cuz I put them in my shit and he doesn't want these
I got to wait until I get more.
That's an 488.
I'm not impressed with this.
Oh, that uses a stamp.
It's definitely mainly for killing this character, because that does no damage.
Alright, hold on, I think I've gotta drop your green seeds in the sea boss and check
I don't know where the guy is, I don't know where he is.
I think we need to make a hurley since we're about to arrive at our guest house right there.
Alright.
Alright, let's see, let's see...
OOP!
187.
I need like one more plot of land here.
That is what is needed.
And larger farm means more room.
Oh, 7,500.
I think I got a second one there.
Dude, I swear to God I climbed into the seeds, bro.
Oh, I swear to fucking God.
Goddamn it, Chad!
Literally, I'm planted!
How much was it for more land?
7500
Now, this is uh, stalker music.
Oh, this is when Chick hits the fan.
I think that's just like a big note of, uh, coins.
I was like 2k of farming vs the farm which gives you so much more.
much more. And then I guess selling everything gives you a lot. Alright, I'm expanding it.
7500, what is the next one?
12K?
Run and plant, no more tapping.
Oh, that's a big upgrade.
I don't know, yeah, do I save?
I don't know, yeah, do I say it?
Well, the scarecrows are back.
When you get a sniper rifle, I'm not sure.
Hopefully soon.
I'm gonna get that gem right there, here again.
How does it give you that much?
Holy shit.
Faster growth?
Maybe I do faster growth here.
You are at site upgrade.
Or two step.
How you can sharpen that?
How much is this?
Well, that's actually a shit ton.
Goldblot grass sightings.
Bigger bag.
I don't know if the bigger bag is even worth it right now.
You get a lot of little items.
Really, what's the scythe upgrade still takes us along?
8,600?
That wasn't that much, man.
I mean, that was a shit ton right there.
That was expensive.
Scrowding or no more tapping?
Whatever, sure.
Let's see, I think I should get some movement speed soon.
I
Live
All right, let me see here
10 days from that?
marks.
Really?
Hotel manager game?
your game. Ah, that game was pretty awesome.
Shall I do movement speed next?
This game have a good OST.
I think I should be able to make it.
send that
Oh, okay.
More farming.
Don't sleep on the boomerang.
Ah, where? Boomerang. You can sharpen it.
Let me see, let me see if those are good.
Boomerang?
Oh yeah, I just got so many items here.
Sprout time's probably really good.
Oh I can see this actually going pretty crazy.
Oh wait, this is actually wiki good.
Okay, that was an extremely substantial upgrade.
25k for the next one.
Yeah, all Boomerang might be worth.
I think it was like 25k, though, so it's gonna take a while to get.
Oh yeah, this grass doesn't take any damage from it.
What the heck is the damage here? You take no damage from this.
I'm dead.
30k?
Nah.
High speed.
Oh my god.
Holy shit, that's satisfying.
Oh my god!
May I go back more often now for the F-Grid?
I gotta give it to this dev, he made the, this is actually not mad, he's like, grass cutting
game?
But he's like, you know what, I'm gonna gamify a game about cutting grass, you know what,
mission accomplished.
Satisfying enough, the upgrade tree, and the XP and the coin, are the best grass cutting
game I've ever played. Watching paint dry is more entertaining. Alright, well then get
the fuck out and go watch some paint dry, motherfucker. Go then, dude. Go! Go watch it!
now do I say for the 30k yes I'm going to right now go dude
I'm going 30k I'm going for the hill
Oh, yeah, we're doing it.
Hopefully this is worth.
Or that was the worst 30k spend.
I mean, it fully cuts it now.
Yeah, it seems like it's not that great against the tougher grass.
The site still rains green.
By that time, all the grass would have grown.
Oh, that's a new one.
Oop.
I miss a 23,000 DL and DG.
This guy's pretty sick right now.
Ah, boys.
We're going over here.
We're jumping.
We're jumping. We're jumping.
We're jumping. You hate to see it.
Some guy said, I'll show you something that is even
Equivalent to watching paint dry, buddy.
23k by the way 23k gamer
Daven's son is gonna be driving in Le Mans. I did not see that now I miss that
one
Wow
Oh nice a four stack PJ
Instant JJ
I've never played this much before, increasing!
I
Was we up against the four stack well, so I got your mid control
Oh, I'm gonna get my shit kicked in here dude. These guys are actually I'm back at the rank where everybody is a god
slash potentially a cheater
All right three man
What
I'll read it up.
On site.
Ramp down.
Good plant.
Good start.
Good start good start
good start brother not bad careful I'll be pushed
I
Smells like a carry maybe
I'm in the wheels watch your cat
Good really I tagged up.
One day.
Two will show.
We need out.
I think the nade just did a lot of damage on those people.
All right, all right.
When are you finishing POE 2?
I don't know.
I should though.
I think when 1.0 comes out, I'm going to play a melee class, like whatever the warrior
class is.
I don't say anything to healthcare nothing long it's be
Yeah, I think they're...
Probably all the time.
You have smoke speed?
Fire.
Watch lower.
They missed us.
That easily got lower.
Two left.
Yep, shit.
There you go.
Two more lower.
Going back up going back up
The boat lower upper ish
All right
when you cross, let me see if he's left or right, on me
left side
I'm over some mid
of the
of
the
It's like middle of a long gap.
I am going long, there's behind it.
One car.
Nice.
I
watch your loot B
that's kinda thing med
it's in the area
these guys are lower
the last spot
T spawn
oh
there was one guy in T spawn
there was another copy right now
it could be B
what a weird team
The amount of assists triple assists
Wait, I got so many, how do I only have four assists?
There's no way.
I had like three first round and that was another three.
There's an off-down double door, I got a double door, a double door, a double door, a double
This is 23k, yes this is 23k and 2026
I'm in cat right now, fast
Dead
Last two footlong
Both long
Good secret
Last break
One major
Didn't have to push
Okay okay okay you made it made it okay.
Cool.
This guy is 12 and oh dude.
Okay brother okay brother.
Default knife.
Okay brother.
Oh, yeah.
You're such a raw, you're such a guy.
You're such a guy.
Cheers, Paxela.
Damn, the 25k is zero and seven?
I've been there, right?
You know, sometimes, you know, you can play, but you're just getting peaked and head-shotted
I added it constantly to some potato ass degree.
Ah, another family.
No vision, dude.
What do you have, Cat?
You guys hide every round
They're waiting or be one
We're waiting for B. I don't see anything red
Maybe don't
Nothing cat.
Oh one cat walking.
Sorry no good.
He's on peek the ramp.
To the left.
No.
Nice.
3-2-1.
2-1-5.
Oh!
Dude what?
Jumping nose scope?
Jumping nosecales, aww, that's ridiculous, I'm just so mad.
Dude, it's harder to do it, it's more RNG on and off compared to the Scout.
Okay.
Focally!
No mid picks.
No vision mid.
Buddy.
It's open.
I got cocky.
Now they're gonna momentum shift and win.
I wanted to kill him.
Two guys still trapped.
Nice hazard B.
C4.
Damn.
Damn, nice two.
These I have the players on my team are actually reliable. This is rare. This is very rare
Everybody is very very good are hitting their shots
it's on me fire
i don't know
smoke bitch
he's dead
one top mid right side
i'm down
yellow
that guy is probably like come on I turn around and then he beeps
do they come be usually like upper there's usually one there yeah
I'm gonna shoot.
Right Fire.
Make two B-Sports.
Come on man, I needed that last kill, brother.
This is a very interesting enemy team.
This is not your typical 23k match with a 4-man queue, it's nontifical.
These guys do not like mid.
One B. Two B.
Two B.
One is one lower.
One more top mid.
Two down.
What? I don't know.
No
Long cross
To do this long
One of them staff
Crossing
I thought I'd turned enough to not get flashed if you guys want to rush fast cat I haven't
just smoke for a minute
okay, thanks folks
yeah
why I was rushing and die
I know bro, because it's 11-1
and you just try to do some shit that's
unconventional, okay?
to see how this can pass out, because I am very excited.
One.
Two.
That's him.
Still side, still side.
I see D.
Dude, twice that guy has messed me up pistol round bro.
Oh, come on back.
Mm-mm-mm-mm!
Set go!
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
3
1
Careful man
No it's a move
CT
No
CT
Nooo everybody died together
You lost your where
he lost over a long inside
he went this he went this
I'm not sure what the hell is going on.
Don't do it bro, don't do it, it's a lie!
Oh my god, doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
It never really matters.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I
Damn duck
of
the
of
the
of
You guys want to play content B while I fake, eh?
Agreed.
I'll just have some flash passage.
You grab bomb with the yellow.
Yellow take one, yellow take one.
That works out well.
One goes out the way.
Oh.
There's one with theirs.
What's this?
I'm not going out, I'm not going out.
Door's...
Oh, I'm not able to...
Oh, you do this, Duck Guy! Every round he's ready for it, dude.
Every round this guy.
Oh god he's made it?
Oh no way.
What the fuck?
Oh but when Dux was alive...
Wow, it is.
Come on, man.
Damn, that was a solid amount of points right there.
The climb.
All right, now it's going to be decimation, the reversal of the 16-0.
map when spread looking kind of artistic yeah it is looking nice
of
and does do does do rise oh god overpass or inferno
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow, okay.
the
you're
are we a
what you we
What we aim to eat?
Wait, half those people are...
Okay, rest of them is...
I'm playing B.
Let's move out.
What we aim to eat?
I'll miss them.
It's in the air. Fire is over.
month would be could be rushed
oh my god you guys are better we are so much better you guys are way better
fuck come on I'm up I'm up I got shit
what the heck was there a turkey right here
I never seen that
Wait wait
Why is there a turkey right there dude?
All right chicken oh the Molly plus the chicken makes that shit
I've won the exact boys
right bro just was just spam the deed with the head shots brother
with the head shot his second bug the deed didn't even reset before that
What happened?
Get the fuck outta here.
We're in a boat!
I don't know what to do with it.
I
Knew down people as they don't be
Fire in the hole!
Wait!
He's pushing!
Bottle!
What the heck just happened?
What the heck?
What is happening?
I
This isn't the same poor stack all right
It is, isn't it?
Risky.
Ow!
Deep, there's one.
Second.
I'm pushing behind them, maybe.
I'm pushing behind them maybe.
I'm pushing there.
I'm clean up you.
I'm on a quick flank.
Oh yes!
I'm on a quick flank.
Make him ice-free.
I'm on a safe position.
Do we want you up?
Okay, someone please peak fast and don't want that in my head.
That would be great.
It's in the area, we'll take it out.
They're all second, they're all second.
All secondary, sorry.
They're on the front.
Man, I'm smoked.
Huh?
That's the smoke.
no he's not a truck truck truck
I should have pistoled man I should have pistoled bro
brother what are we?
Haha, what the heck?
All the time confused.
Counter-terrorists win.
Alright, alright!
Stop!
Armour is overrated. Armour is overrated.
Drop to yellow.
For sure.
The white peek.
Oh, one in pit.
Oh, what?!
I'm mid-pass. I'm already out, I think.
I got off.
One late some great defense right there, dude
I just peaked at the whole time no one peaked and then when I fall back the whole thing is rushing top
I
Dumb it made them be boys. They don't be
Racing
I'm going to pull.
Damn I think they're two brothers.
I miss.
Let's get into the point.
Go play Segiri.
They're on base.
They're gonna rush.
I'm being...
Right!
Boiler.
Come on, man!
I'm behind you, behind you!
T.C.
Pointing high!
I
Thought we got to do a full save
Why are we rushing it? They usually don't be every save they kind of predicted. Oh, actually
I'm going to try to do something else, okay?
Throwing into the arena!
I think the hide-room must be in the bed.
Missed.
Please! One kill, please!
I got B.
They're headed into the B region.
Talking B?
Yep.
Once man bomb has been planted
Bomba will be planted boom
I don't say anything. I think I have a lurky lurky guy a lurky lurky guy
Lurky lurks
I want that I'm not with you
your friend just here.
Like that is the worst.
Hey, you got this, bitch.
Yeah!
No!
Hey, you got this, bitch.
Yeah!
No!
Hey, you got this, bitch.
Yeah!
here there it is thanks green he's really good with the ops he let her do something
with that green whoa hostility oh wait you want it back you can have it go go go go go
Thanks Gricky.
Alright, he's gonna cut that break.
Thanks for more, Luzda.
One second.
Smokes, man.
No!
P.J.
This guy's probably gonna flank right here.
I almost feel we saved.
Agreed.
Feels not very normal-y.
Should save.
You know what green? I think you'd make a really good old playoff.
Thank you, man.
I'm gonna leave that to you.
Let's move out.
I gotta make another pesto pasta, bruh.
A good-ass pesto pasta?
I'm trying to push that mid right now, there, already up, they're on, like, what the fuck?
Did I lose my lane guy?
On site, right here.
I'll add.
Ewww, dude.
I was smooth, by the way, I was smooth.
On site, on site.
Nice.
We got this thank you
You make your own pesto store by it. Well, you need a lot of
Make your own best
got a basil? shit got a basil
saw all boys
watch your B rush
I'm actually gonna be
your mid is open
they love B they know they can kill them
I'm gonna go right now
Are you fucking kidding dude?
No, that was the longest smoke push, I don't know how that even happened.
You should've killed me there.
I will protect you, attack.
We gotta win this guys
One's lit 90 on it.
Have you sped your own?
Dude, why the mother fucker?
There's left right to right.
I was gonna I thought they baited me dude. I thought the right mid was left mid and I was gonna push him
Come on, come on, let's go!
Uh, scout boiler.
Ah, yes! Already done, man.
Take them. 40.
Counter-terrorists win!
I
Think
Pushing out.
Turn it out.
Boiler.
Proceeding to the green. You need a hurry.
Both CC and other CC.
I like how terrorists win.
Maww, maww, maww, maww, maww.
Maww, maww, maww, maww, maww, maww.
Why do you only have me a problem about?
We're right back in this thing.
What a joke dude, one boiler, one boiler.
What the hell?
What?!
Dude, that was so random.
I'm that individual right there that was so random
All right, I got a lock in here amazing plus 1000
get the fuck out of here bro you literally never are hopping
That's the other one
Oh go, push it to the side of the gap
I got him
I lift
One boiling
Yep, pushing boiling now
Switch the cross
Up the hill
of
the
death of
the
death
of
the
death of
death
of
I said it up.
One's dead.
That's it.
One's still alive.
They're soupy.
They're soupy now.
Got them on site?
They're soupy now.
I'm soupy.
He's alive, bro.
Pardon me.
Okay, okay, impact flair impact flair
My craft speed run?
I don't know if we'll ever do that.
We need it.
How?
Rude?
Splashing.
We're going through mid.
One on default.
One dropped down.
Going CT.
Playing safe.
We didn't get an absolute defeat like Boiler. Long apps area.
I think it's unlikely but...
Nothing to do now though, but to be from CT.
Brother!
There's gonna be a rat in the corner, he almost got me too.
Did you get a steam controller now I'm all set on that I could do a B peak here
Instead of a mid-peak, yeah, I'm gonna do one more after this.
Oh my god dude!
It's not nothing right?
I
I don't like this really no winning this what do I do
Oh my god.
I could have saved, but they would have just chased me and killed me at 40 HP.
Ah, left side middle.
We have two Smokes.
It was there the whole time.
It was there the whole time, brother!
I gotta stop up here, I gotta do an ace and get the ether dragon.
Let's head let's go fast we have a date
Stop it
I should have jumped man why didn't I jump I should have jumped I thought he was holding
that spot I was doing a fast p 11 11
I don't think they're going to peek mid and buy it.
One dead room. One dead room.
One down. One down.
Oh, dead.
Oh, you have a bomb?
One... one amped.
One CT right now.
He's already stretched, stretched, stretched!
You're just angry?
No.
anyone need a buy. Alright, ace round, ace round, ace round, come on. Ace ooo. Come on,
It's more CC. It's nice.
Is that a block?
Block.
Okay.
It's more CC.
Oh, okay.
I already have a church.
I'm a banana.
Oh my!
It's not.
There it is, boys.
Did not bottom frag feels
feels good just bottom of the scoreboard but did not bottom frag and
there it is beat that four stack twice two different hugs two different dreams
easy clap boy yeah easy clap brother
All right, brother.
Not bad, not bad, not bad.
Do I get time for one more?
As long as it's not a 12-12.
maybe 24k maybe
there's potential to be had
Okay, okay. I'll play everything else. Just not Inferno again, bro. Inferno feels... Inferno hurts.
I see Inferno's fun, but it feels like it's a rough match. Hopefully we get Nuke. Nuke
That would be great, but it's gonna be Dust 2.
It's gonna end up being Dust 2.
Oh my god.
Why did I queue again, dude?
Why did I do this?
Every time it's regrets.
They shall do.
Hello.
Hello, team.
Hey, how you doing, my friend?
I owned this last game.
What?
You owned this last game.
Oh, that's true.
Yeah, Florida and Zulu.
Yeah.
Remember you guys?
You guys from Florida?
Yeah.
Oh, I like Florida.
I have a house in Orlando.
I used to go once a month.
Are you a French Canadian?
Are you a French Canadian? No, I'm Brazilian. I have investment over there.
My dad. Gotcha. Are you watching the major bro?
What? You're watching the major. Oh yeah.
A lot of Brazilian things I've asked.
There's two more, two more, one second, second.
We're first, second or third?
Behind us.
Behind us, behind you.
There's been a...
Holy shit.
Both banana, no?
Yep, yep.
I like my new year's eve over there I like it and dango you go to 11 bro bro
To be honest my wife never allowed me to go there. I wanted to go so badly, but she doesn't allow me
I went to a new place. It's called the mills
There's a mills in Kiki on the river
On apps
one hit
bro what the hell
behind you guys behind you
nice
grab my head
oh i got that dude
it's another AK to kill
I would never do that I would never put that there
I literally absorb all the guns.
What's up with me getting packet loss in this game dude?
Oh, it's hard.
Oh, pink, shimmy, shimmy.
Shimmyyyyyy
There's one down over there bro, there's one down here
you guys have a flash?
are you kidding dude?
that guy was hiding so well
You never shot the other guy in the back was doing everything didn't even make himself notice
or um
I will run up banana
I guess you played very well that's good defense
Super innate long grenade um
long now
It is, it is, it is, like you're gonna have to have that we go home
Na na na na na na na na
Fire at all!
No one banana
yeah walk off me
let's wait for them fuck me dude
partners there's one on the right fucking grenade
Oh come on dude.
Feels bad.
Feels not gonna lie.
Feels pretty shitty.
Feels pretty bad.
He was pretty bad.
Let's send him to the stick right, shall we?
Alright, alright!
Brother, we need you to peek the fucking window again, please.
Brother, peek your shit, man.
Hopping, uh, boy.
stuck on the step and this guy of course was peeking the greatest spot ever
one run CT
yeah we're on the party right now
hold on hold on there's one guy CT
oh that guy is such a reticule dude
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm gonna headshot this guy right now.
I
Is bright you know you want to be
Alright
Let me a gun, bro.
What do you want, bro?
AK.
Let's call my brother.
Hold on, boys.
two minutes
hello
that was the worst timing on everything
I'm blocked out there, not a big guy here
don't push me
another, another
I can't see him
one's coming
How do they not kill me there and kill the guy behind me and not me?
No way, we're gonna see another peek here. No way, Rippin. No way.
Nice.
Oh.
Close. Left.
On the right, on the right, it's a CT.
You're joking, Brian.
I didn't expect he was going to have two guys there.
I actually peeked that, brother.
I
Share nice try
Oh, we got a match.
Dude, they're always so close!
Dude! They're always so close!
Holy shit.
it, come on. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
One more.
Three votes, Zack.
You got hit. You got hit.
He dead.
Alright, let's go for more and more pit. More and more pit.
Grenade!
Left or right?
I'm gonna watch banana, watch a banana, one more left side, right then, nice, nice, hold on
No, he's right there, what the fuck he's on banana, last one banana
What's up with the you seem chill bro whispers
there's box man they whisper and then they hope you respond because you feel
forever alone and you respond next thing you know they're gonna be like yo you
seem like a nice guy can I borrow your credit card and then hopefully you don't
get it I can't
and
2500 in the bank
2500 in the bang
let's push the fuck you dude
I'm right. I'm so good. That's gonna be with all B
They just brought to me to be
Holy crap, there's a guy there. There's a guy behind here. He drove me a flash
Nice nice. Where's your bomb? Could be apartment
I usually play as I weird saving these small CT swinging out which was right side of CT
back right he's going to be off chasing
Hey guys, I need a timeout, I need a timeout real quick, real quick, somebody's knocking
out my door with a red light.
Alright, you can take that, I'll take this.
All right boys, what do we have here?
Wait, I thought we paused it, no?
Or was that the pause?
Oof!
My belly is numb!
This guy peeks the right side, I don't know how I'm going to feel.
Brother, do it.
You guys love playing close.
Playing close. Do it then.
Eek dude!
Oh really?
One off. One off mid.
There's one stand back.
What?!
In our spawn.
No way this guy's AFK and this guy actually pushes through our spawn.
Yeah, alright.
You- bomb.
No, dude. How you wake up and no get bomb? Oh my god.
What the fuck? Where's the bomb?
GG.
What?
20 second run to a site
What it's terrible
Wow, wow he was not ready for that apparently
I'll play resented did he didn't have the bomb they didn't know where bomb was
I
Right
Banana
Might just go there. Yeah, they're going back. Damn, bro. Ouch
Okay, this guy is really good at clutching apparently.
go, go, go
20 smoke
30, go
there's three bottom line there, 20, 30
push, push in mid, line, already chart
already in sight
I swear he's already in sight.
I swear one is lurking.
Yeah, he's still on sight guys, he's still on sight.
Did you heard him right B?
Did you heard the guy on the right?
I heard him one, yeah.
Nice. Wow.
He's pretty good.
Ba-na-na-ba-na-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
8-6
Game and Blustless Molly and send it to the players
There's something happening now.
I'm flying.
Alright.
One's deep there's ultimate.
Probably in apartments now.
Bomb.
Bomb, that's bomb.
Do you have a smoke?
Perhaps.
I
Was spraying that Batman though, I was spraying thinking he wasn't actually gonna peak that he was actually there the whole time
So grenade long I
I have no idea. I never changed anything dude.
I haven't changed anything dude.
So random?
I don't know man.
What the hell? There must be something new they added.
I haven't touched the clip.
Scary.
I
Boiler might go down back to be a car right now
It's a it's be
I don't English. I don't English, but right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
They down be boys, they down be ya.
Alright, come on, give him, bless this nade with a 5k.
under the enemy's feet.
He's close.
Dinked.
Holy shit!
Another dinked, another dinked!
Two dead.
let them come, let them come
yeah they coming in the rear
oh shit
save it save it save it save it brother he wins these dude
All right, we got a little bit of a battle going on there, we're on the back and forth,
back and forth
nice
They're coming over here, bro.
Don't give up what I got.
Nice little house behind.
Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk.
Not missed.
What I missed?
There's a guy here.
I'm gonna do it out.
Deploying flash behind.
Oh
Yeah, the double 2hp lineup feels good
I don't know if I should do this, but I'm doing it.
I regret it.
I should be doing it.
It's here boys.
I need help.
I
That was a save run, right?
Yeah, yep.
I will be vanishing once this game finishes boys I will just like if I
like in poof, it's gonna disappear like a flash bang.
Are you kidding?
it's entry out brother alt mid peak brother please
I think none of them are in our apartments
watch I think they're committing
one there one there
just saw him smoke right side
I think planting where nothing yet
We got this room we got this
Nice, nice, nice.
Oh, wow dude, he was actually in that corner, okay.
behind you or towards a grave you can crash behind the crate now he was
just humping that corner on site
One hit one ramp. Damn I was trying to just do a bait but I showed too much of my ass to be honest. Too much of my ass.
How does it aggressive by Panthers?
Both ramp T.
I'm going smoke.
Oh.
one more and we are done sir yes sir come on 20 kills 20 kills please
They're up there.
Holy shit, bro. It's still fucking playing.
Hold on a minute.
I'm watching truck.
Hurry up. Sight.
Great.
I'm so good. Good. How do I do this?
Oh my god.
Do you want to save it bro? Yeah, forget about it. So you can drop one.
the
car, so, oh, can I get the, oh, oh!
let me go and pick me real quick hold on careful okay they scatting brother they
scared of you fuck he's gonna die I think he's gonna die here wow I lost the
shot I lost it 45 45
smoked cross on the but they're stuck maybe lead like I'm gonna go I'm gonna go
hold on they stay on be you guys
oh boy here one here yeah one pushing me right now
bro come on
All right guys good to play you for the good to play you
Boss weird match
There it is boys 24k back at it easy clap what can I say?
The club two percent chat. I will be on Friday next stream Friday
You guys enjoy the rest of your night. Thank you guys for chilling me with me
I will see you on Friday, not here tomorrow.