I
Oh
What my good people
What's that a lot of scasm now we got up on church. How are you guys are people what up what up?
Yes, indeed. Yes indeed shit. How are you guys doing what up?
God damn damn
I guess they're in chat. What up Tuesday? Tuesday thoughts on the Xbox game studios closing.
You know what man, I mean.
I heard that it didn't sell well, okay.
I heard a lot of the studios, the games just didn't sell well.
You know, I think that's just the fucking, that's just video games, bro.
just uh you know i saw some of the sales numbers compared to how much it cost to make the games
i'm gonna be honest man double fine was such a weird studio to me like they were kind of good
they're they were like a weird studio people fucking loved the guy and me i never gave a
shit to be honest. He made Psychonauts, they made a bunch of shit. I mean, I don't know man, they're
kind of like a whatever dev. It's like, oh cool, sure. Oh yeah, this game I played, they did this
game, this game must have not sold very well as well. Psychonauts too, sold decent.
You know what, if it's true that they're spending $400 million on gears, they just closed three studios that probably equated to like $200-$300 million in production costs, but a lot of their productions blocked.
What was that one RPG that didn't sell well that came out out? Whatever the fuck
Outlands what one of the outs one of the outs
I'm pretty sure I bow didn't sell very well out or wilds. There's a lot of emphasis on game pass
Well, honestly, bro looking back at it
There was a reason why game pass was such good value and still kind of is
Because it's like, what the fuck is this? You're telling me these games, the value the game pass had did not seem sustainable.
It was too good. And then didn't they try doing the price increase, which fucked up a lot of their shit?
like game pass is so good that it seems like it's game pass in it when it's when it first came out
seemed like it was such good value because they wanted to get as many subscribers as they could
but the value was so fucking good that it's like never there's there's no fucking way dude
There's no way.
It was like the amount of massive triple A games were like, oh yeah, do you have a gamepad?
You can just play it.
It was kind of like, holy shit, they're giving all these games and attaching it to the subscription.
Like, how is this insane?
Well, yeah, I mean, you know what, man?
When they announced Hellblade, a new Hellblade coming out.
I thought this game was potato. Okay, the first one was good. The second one was resident sleeper, dude
I already told you bro. They this this game
fell off
This game fell off
It fell off. I'm not surprised
Now they it is kind of weird that they showed their trailer that they're making one and then it's like
By the way, lol we're actually
Shuttering the studio.
The first one looked potato. The first one was a cool experience and a very heavily auditory
Experience were like motherfuckers who had bipolar or something like this resonates with how I feel or something, okay?
I had I remember the when the first game there was like a behind-the-scenes. They were trying to make it so the
the audio dev literally popped the fuck off.
They're in there behind the scenes.
They were trying to make a very interesting experience.
So it was like, okay, sure, sure.
They had a lot going on.
It seemed like they were trying to do something
a bit unique, which they did.
It was cool.
I remember playing it.
I beat that shit.
I remember.
And then they got funded to a full blown game,
But the problem is, the gameplay was potato.
The gameplay was super potato.
And it started to not really, yeah, it was just whatever.
Meanwhile, Mecha Chameleon sold 2 million units,
150K online.
You know what it is?
It's almost like a lot of these developers
who try to have like these drawn out cinematic games
are actually just kind of boring.
There is a time and place for them,
but now it's like, bro,
I just want some quirky fucking shit
that is fun to press buttons on.
There's a time and place.
There's a time and place,
because it's like, oh, heavy emotion.
You want the player to feel like heavy fucking emotion.
Like sometimes the amount of heavy emotion,
they try to pump into these stories is exhausting.
Cause it seems like they try so hard and weird.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what the fuck it is.
But then yeah, TLO you was good,
but there's always like trying to rekindle that feeling.
Oh, whatever man, whatever.
Like Ninja theory, shutting Xbox,
closing down Ninja theory for Hellblade.
is unfortunate. I do think they were trying to make something and they just kind of fell off
of what they were trying to do. It was a solid attempt. I was actually surprised that they announced
the third one because the second one was super shallow. Yeah, honestly, I feel like Xbox has
has an identity crisis and they're hanging on to the boomers still fucking wanting to play Halo and Gears of War, you know, they have two IPs that are just like super underdeveloped like Halo is master chief injected with a huge nostalgia syringe where every time fucking Bob and Phil who are 45 you're
They like go back to when they were 15 with their Xbox 360s. Okay, you know
It's like the call back to oh shit, brother
It's like they kind of I don't know I don't know you're 15 years off
They're trying, they're trying to like,
dude, Xbox is, even PlayStation is having a crisis.
I think the thing about PlayStation is
they just have better IPs to work with,
even though they fumble.
New IPs, oh, it's hard.
Even if you throw a shit ton of money at it,
even if you're a AAA, fucking Microsoft.
Sony doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter before it was kind of the awe of it.
Now it's kind of, hmm, Sony got a war and Sony has stronger IPs, but still fumbles similarly
to Xbox.
Bethesda and Bioware as well.
But Festa feels like I'm scared for Elder Scroll 6.
I truly am.
I feel like, I don't know, I don't know.
I wouldn't be surprised if Todd Howard was trying to retire
and like Microsoft is like giving him money to stay.
They need a new engine.
Dude, I don't even know, bro.
Elder Scroll 6 is going to be, I'm more curious than like hype to play it.
I'm curious if they're actually going to pull this shit off.
I know for a fact, just like Fallout 76 when it launched, when you look at the ground you run faster,
it's going to be the same shit in Elder Scroll 6.
I'll never forget that I was the most ridiculous bug
but miss fall hunter was I but like no one's playing it and say yeah yeah it had some stuff
going on. Gaming in general just feel like it's in a bad place. I think it's more on the AAA
side of things where there's a bit of an identity crisis with what they're trying to make, you know.
I
Think they're they just don't know what the player wants to resonate with they don't know
On the heavy heavy
Triple-a budget games
You can keep tapping into the usual shit, but mmm
I mean fuck look at Final Fantasy, bro. They're on 16 dude. They're on 16
They can go to 17
People still look at Resident Evil. They're still going
They know how to carry their they know how to carry their games
They know how to change the formula while keeping it fresh and having their players come back
All right, y'all hold up
Be man will be fighting today. I just got off the phone with him. He said he
He's still recovering. Okay, the doctor said that
Most likely going to die in the ring, but you fucking loves it
It's all good man. It's all good iron nest demo out. I
I have I've seen God of War constantly advertise the game like it is going to come out soon
or something.
Are there any new demos?
What do you think it and someone said someone said they already nerfed the melee in this
game.
Oh, come on, man.
Someone said yesterday's patch notes nerfed the fucking melee.
Dude.
First the damn deep-ibs, now the damn bonk hammer.
out night water brother you're linking me a survival game if this isn't like holy shit
you chopped down a tree and it looks like a real life band hellraiser new trailer I'm
actually I'm looking forward to this game these deads this I feel like this game is
randomly gonna come out of left field and be a wicked good horror game although fucked
up although maybe more fucked up than outlast i think i think they might put this one might be a
solid ass game this year what else uh mound omen of cthulhu mound oh i have this on my wish list
What is this? NAKAN!
Oh, shit. I'll try this.
Is this for a player? What is welcome fellow explorers to the mound omen of katulu
A cross-blade for a power game that will push you and your friends to the edge of madness
the game's core experience and key features.
You'll learn how to prepare for your expedition, dive in the unknown, and how the game will
twist your mind to sabotage your group's efforts.
The Mound is a four-player co-op horror game set in a 16th century, South American
cursed jungle inspired by Lovecraft's creations.
It's you and your friends in the shoes of a group of desperate explorers on a galleon whose captain has dropped anchor off the shores
He has a work for those bold enough to venture deep into the jungle together
You will explore david treasures and try to find the entrance to the mound
rumored to hold treasure beyond
Imagination and get back to the galleon before the jungle plays
Okay.
Not only will you face danger and unspeakable monsters,
you also risk being drawn deep in madness.
This looks like it could be okay.
It could be.
Thankfully, the galleon is a safe place that will let you organize before your expedition.
Gather your fellow explorers and sign a contract with the captain to receive your gear.
Musket, Crossbow, Sword, Oil Lamp, Providing Salt, Split the Gear, Pick up any industrial equipment you may need, and get into the Robo.
Once on the mainland, join forces to fill the captain's expectations, bringing back treasure, gathering food for the crew.
This looks like it could be decent. What have these devs made? Unless they're just under Nikon.
Okay. Oh wait, Ace team. Oh, they've done a lot of different games from different publishers.
Alright. I'll try this. I'll try this. Why not? This is a maybe. Check Silver Pines demo Silver Pines.
I have this on my wish list as well.
Team 17. Oh, this game did look kind of sick.
I actually would try this.
Because if this is good, I will actually...
This would be a good demo to see if it's worth keeping on the wish list.
I'm probably just going to play a bunch of random shit today.
Where was that bird PvP game from yesterday?
Slay blade?
Here for the show?
Slay blade?
I'm a little excited, brother.
The lift.
I played this already when it was the first demo and it was actually a sick game.
It's actually a sick game.
I'm going to wait for this game to come out.
Oh my god.
I'm going to wait for this game to come out though.
Oh wait.
This is actually where trying out if you've never tried it.
definitely a different game. I don't really want to play a second play test. I already
played this shit. It's a good game.
Um, mole, just like Valor Mortis. You know, it was good.
Oh yeah, mole did come out, bro. I do need to, um, there's a lot of different stuff
to play right now. Is Iron Nest actually worth playing? Is it good? Heavy turret simulator?
Is it good shit? The reviews are insane. All right, let's try it out. Let's see.
the um strikers club.
Another football game is a better than rematch.
I
Didn't rematch died
Um, what else?
This is real football.
This is bootboogal.
Hawthorn came out?
Oh yeah, true.
I'll wait for that game to come out.
kind of funny. Sweka all day max volume. I don't know we had a gamer in the chat. Chill
brother, you're gonna make everybody else look bad. Calm down man, calm down. I saw
They actually patched Suica and you can actually mute the game.
You know, it used to, that's why, that's why I used to think it was, it started as a CIA torture device, because
when you went into the settings, there was no slider to shut the music off.
But I think they got like a lawsuit and now, well, now there's a fucking SFX slider.
Okay. Yeah, dude. It's a declassified piece of fucking Guantanamo Bay torture software, dude. What do you think bro?
How do you think have these fucking games get popular?
That's literally Svika, bro.
Goals full release on Steam.
What is goals?
You guys in your fucking football game, bro, how the hell are some of you guys so fucking
one head that you watch so much so many sports and then you also play the sports games.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
I wish I liked a sport that fucking much.
God damn.
I wish I did, dude.
God damn, bro.
The obsession is insane.
It's gotta be one head things.
I feel like if you're a die hard sports fan, it's one head.
If you're a fanatic, you're a one head.
If you are a die hard sports fan, you're a fucking one head.
It's like super simpleton, the massery, you know.
I get it, I get it.
There's limits, there's limits, okay.
There's limits.
Okay, I know you can kinda,
nah dude, nah, ah, ah, ah, ah, like constant fucking sports,
dude, you're crazy, dude.
That is like super boring as fuck, too.
I am a super fucking boring beer in hand watching and tracking
shit for years of people throwing balls.
Half of it's probably fucking rigged and you still eat that shit up.
Ain't no way.
Some micro rigging.
There's definitely some micro rigging, but ignorance is bliss.
There ain't no fucking way.
I get it though, bro. I get it, okay? I understand the athleticism part, obviously.
I get the athleticism. I understand the skill portion. I understand if someone's like a fucking prodigy
at like the peak of the sport, sure.
But like full blown obsession is fucking one head shit.
Rock climbing has a great community because it's far as really hard.
Says the gamer, motherfucker.
Yeah!
It goes beyond a fucking rectangle field with rules and a ball.
That's correct. That's actually crazy. That's actually insane. Whatever, whatever, to each
their own, to each their own, whatever. What do you mean, how? Dude, you don't even know
what hypocrite even fucking means, bro. Dude, is that, did you just learn that word? It's
going to be a hypocrite in this day and age. Don't worry. Please elaborate. Don't
just throw it in the chat and run away. Dude use the thesaurus for that. This would
say a fat ass dude. You know that's kind of stupid though that's kind of stupid.
Not really.
That sounds like you're mad though, because it's true.
No bro, what are you talking about?
Yeah, I bet majority of sports fans are not fit.
So first of all, you're fucking idiot, alright?
You probably most likely consume way too much beer.
Alright, so you're probably killing your actual caloric intake daily.
Watching fit men excel at their literal job.
Their job is fitness.
Their job is excelling at kicking a fucking ball.
They get paid. They have families.
They're supposed to go to the gym.
They're supposed to practice.
They get paid millions.
You're supposed to. That's the whole point.
They lived, breathed, probably played it since they were fucking two years old.
You know, why do you watch superhero movies if you're not a superhero, bro?
I know you can watch superhero movies, bro.
Who fucking are our mega Marvel fans or one head to?
Bro thinks gamers are better than sports fans. No fucking gamers are fucking idiots, too
What are you talking about? Majority of gamers are fucking morons as well
This is a transcendal this is transcending I
Guess about whatever though, whatever I don't know what my point was
My bad bro, okay my bad
All right, this fucking guy every time you catch the game last night you catch the game last night
You ask me that every time I see you. You catch the game last night.
Uh, new Bondi Nonto game demo.
Ah, where are we at right now?
Where are we at right now, bro? What are we doing here?
Where are we at? Pre-Purchase Echoes of Aincrad, brother.
What are you linking me here, dude?
Aincrad? Single player?
Is this the Sword Art online game that you were talking about, that people kept mentioning
and said it was better than some other game I was playing?
Oh, there's Corsair Cove, people have mentioned a lot of it as well.
I'll wait till I come to- I'm not dying to play that ship, bro.
All right, echoes of Aincrad.
I keep having that light there with the terrifying monster.
It's horrible.
You need to level up and enhance your equipment if you want to get stronger.
All yours bruh.
I'll only play it if I put my suit on I'll be honest
What we had here everything I've seen of this game it looks like they're popping off with it
These big trailer
This guy is definitely going to be nasty, horrible.
Do they have to censor the release date trailer?
Okay.
And a good release date.
Yeah, I think this is gonna be a good, it's gonna be fun to play in October.
Halloween month.
One run of 33 immortals.
Shit.
I would just play League of Legends.
I'm going to go through a League climb phase.
I don't know when.
I'm going to do it, bro.
I need to see what rank I can get to.
get to just out of just out of curiosity.
Um.
Uh.
Expedition into the darkness.
win Mario Kart? Meh. I'm gonna play some new shit.
This is like dark and darker or some shit.
Brother, you try it. Tell me how it is. Alright, tell me how it is.
Where am I starting? I got three potential good demos. I could do one game of impulse and see how hard they nerf the melee real quick. We're going to do that. Let me see.
Let me see how hard they nerf the melee. Oh wait, is Birds of War? Where's Birds?
War.
I never downloaded it.
BIRDS OF WOLF!
Alright, let's see.
MECA COMININ! MECA COMININ!
Have you played Holdfast Update, I have not.
Is this going to be the next big game?
Hold fart.
Are you gonna play mole?
I do wanna play mole.
I do.
Alright, let's see here.
Hold up.
I will say, this game is better than Splitgate.
The movement is really well done.
I'll give it to them, but you know what?
Even if you have a really fucking good game, an FPS, the Nade, the Nade that makes you
go faster is nice too.
It has some good, the maps seem like they're pretty good.
Art style is a little bland but it works but I don't know I don't know if I was
if I was betting on the future of these fucking games
I'm not sure I'm not sure
They're not large enough.
Let me just see.
It was very fun just bonking random people.
Okay, it was very satisfying.
Okay.
But someone said they fucking nerfed it, okay?
I literally played yesterday, and it was insane.
If I gotta whip up the gun, I'm not interested in the video game.
The last game to nerf my shit was Battlefield, and it was downhill since.
Capture the mech. Capture the enemy mech, and return it to your base.
Why not just read the patch notes? Because I can just do it live.
Alright, how do you play this game again?
Alright. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yep, yep.
Wait, capture the mech? I've never played this game mode before.
I don't do the objective, I play around the objective.
Okay, okay, it's a 66
Let's see
Yo, the whole team spawned together
Not nerfed, not nerfed, hold on
You gotta give it a second, you gotta get into the flow
and then see the pacing
Yeah, this team sticks together
Double kill.
Fireball, bitch!
Hold on, hold on. Painting the flow.
Oh, I should have no speed.
Not nerfed.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
No!
Cute.
Oh man.
I love when you hear them and they chase you, because you know they're fucked.
Uh-oh, I have no speed here.
Oh, I have a gun!
Oh, shit, what happened?
Oh no.
Dude, what the hell is this game?
What the hell is this?
I'm dead.
Oh shit.
I will bonk it if they get it to low HP.
But if that shit's not low HP, I'm all set.
What? Wasn't there another guy around here?
Wait, did he die? Oh, he died. He died on the point. He died on the point.
uh-oh...
ohhhhhh!
oh I'm dead!
shit I missed
ah shit man!
I am not gonna battle this thing
there you go
there you go one bomb
I broke the core
Oh
Shit man, okay, okay
Oh my god.
I lost all momentum!
Are you kidding me, Brow? The amount of openings I created for this damn team.
Dude, I cleared the field so these motherfuckers can do the objective!
If you can't parry an easy hammer, then that means you suck.
You know what? Yeah, I guess, uh...
Yeah, sure, sure, sure, they kind of, yeah, it kind of is like the finals, sure.
The finals is like super cooked though, like though they've done a very good job with that
game.
Yo, what the hell, dead game, what the hell, I thought people were playing this.
Yeah, the finals under the hood is just so well made, you know.
Alright, maybe you know what?
The Q button doesn't work when you're right there, but then you can't leave.
Oh wait, main menu?
Maybe you gotta queue in the main menu.
I gotta do it one more time, okay?
One more time.
one more time. Who's out there? Oh, you can go into the practice range.
Yeah, I'm gonna play a little UFC later.
I'm gonna try some demos here in two seconds.
Just do one more match, try some of these new games that came out.
UFC and Street Fighter are so different.
There's no snipers in this game, there are.
Missball Hunters has 13,000 people playing.
Oh really?
They had some good elements to it.
I thought the men I thought it was I think that game is gonna be something well
I just rest a lot of boss yesterday
Double kill
I
I think the shotgun one taps
Oh
Same guy who want that me dude
Oh
We got a fellow bonk bitch
Drive to Chaldea, then deploy us approaching.
Double kill.
Drone dropped.
Dude, this guy keeps finding me, dude.
Shit man.
Drive dropped.
Oh my god.
That piece of shit.
They're the same thing.
Sacrillate.
I did not mean to shoot, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
That is against the code.
Yeah, this enemy team is way better.
We're fucked.
You can tell they're better.
The team sucks ass.
You can just tell.
There's no, there's no, they're better.
What the hell, but damn, he was ready for that, dude.
I know, I know.
taken
Dude I hit that shit first
This piece of shit, bro. Are you guys all doubling up? You guys are fucking practicing
for going pro in this game. All these guys know each other.
I'm gonna kill you.
Triple kill.
I'm out of it.
Right, right.
Okay, okay.
You're going too fast for your own good.
Ah!
Now watch the map!
No!
Yeah, this is called Titan meth.
The devs really like meth and really like Titanfall, they're like, what the fuck, what
What if you combine them?
You drive sport.
Now, man.
Drive ticket.
No dude, no shit.
Oh, we're doing this right now?
Drive, drop it.
Oh, we're doing this right now? Oh, we're doing the objective.
Oh, we're doing the objective. We're seeing who can do ship better here.
Okay, bro.
Useless team, okay? Alright, some of us have useless teams.
Left inbound.
Drive secured. Back deployment approaching.
Drive, drop it.
Drive, recover.
Double kill.
Next spawn. Drive, drop it.
Next spawn. Drive, recover.
of
the
fact that
all
No gun, no gun!
Now we have to win this, I have to win this.
I'm imperative to win this right now.
shit this is too much to watch bitch don't pick up fucking crochet boomer f**k
I can't recover it.
This fucking guy.
I can't see!
Nurse, he needs his medication.
Drive truck.
No!
Enemy data collected.
Come on man!
Dude how man how?
Just better play me effective.
I don't Mac fucking follow in them!
Yeah, these guys are actually playing together.
Drive dropped.
WQ.
Drive dropped.
Oh, that guy knows the map!
Oh, I think the time ended. Yeah, the time ended.
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
death
of
What do the level ups do cosmetics?
You get like attachments and perks as well so it seems like there's a perk system in
the game.
So yeah.
Yeah, these games are now designed where they assume that the player is prescribed Adderall.
Yeah.
That's how game development for FPS is now.
I bet there's some...
Is there a Kilogram speed boost?
Already have that.
Quick hands.
Increase sprint speed and let you wall run faster.
What?
Even crazier?
Okay, sure do.
Faster speed plus energy drinks. Yeah, literally Adderall and chase it with a fucking monster
Because dad thought you were gonna be the next ninja
But you fucking peaked
But he already dropped four grand on your gaming PC instead of sports
You fucking went the fortnight route and now dad's pissed
one second chat. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold up, hold up. One minute. Yeah, I'm
Powering up my bombs! Give me a second!
Ah, where is this?
I got the AK for like five minutes here in like two minutes, or not two minutes, but
Like five minutes five minutes of five minutes
That'd be cool if I could get like a rocket launcher
I'm not sure if they're back.
Enemy.
That's it.
They're back.
Blah!
Wait, it bonked, but I didn't get to kill.
That's not good that's not good I got five between three of them
I'm fumbling
I hope they don't do that, but I could see that you have like a ammo or some shit.
We need someone to bonk the goddamn mech, people.
Oh, buddy, you're just going the worst ways.
all right hold up hold up hold up I'm not getting shit on now
I'm back here you piece of shit
You're kidding. You're kidding. You're kidding!
brother brother why are you all playing this with no movement these guys are
even playing a game you guys are just was like it's a counter strike match
there's no three there's no movement even happening here but they're winning
we're trying to do fancy stuff these guys are walking like they can only jump
Two feet
All right, you know what whatever they did not nerve me they didn't nerve me at all
Hold up hold up
All right, come on, all right, come on now, everybody's dead here.
wheel all you can inspect I hope they never nerf this it's honestly the most
fun part of the game going fast and one-packing
guns
I'm like God to play my son's new game.
Double kill.
I've never played this map.
I don't see a speed boost with the grapple.
Oh, my god.
All right, hold on, boys.
I could pick up the next I could big mechanic
The team, the enemy team will probably get it.
No!
Ah, yeah.
Give me the fucking mech.
Where's our mech?
No one's getting it.
Big square on the screen, useless.
No masses, one in the YP, and don't even learn the dead mechanic.
I've heard a scream.
Trouble killed.
Bring your kids to war killed.
There you go, there you go, okay!
Oh
Great, oh this is broken
Oh shit, I'm dead
Oh
remaining three kills remaining
we went to complete all enemy threats have been eliminated this is sober
gaming bro sober gaming
Sober gaming.
This looks like the vanilla ice cream of gaming.
How do I level up the damn hammer, dude?
They should add a mech only mode.
Yeah, they could probably do that.
The mech you have a rocket, you mainly left click have a rocket and you have a shield
but I don't know if it's a full absorber or partial absorber and then there's no healing.
Boring character design?
Dude, you can't win.
They clearly went bland so no one can say anything and then they decide to add
fucking color and then they call it won't so they just want the fucking gray
black streetrunner build where everybody looks identical
fucking really no fucking magical ponies
Looks like a watered-down lawmakers.
Well, this is probably going to be free to play and you can buy skins.
They have an inspect button in-game too.
I think the maps are nice.
The maps are style I actually really like.
It reminds me a little bit of Counter Strike actually.
that smooth surface look.
Oh, I got you!
If you grapple them, it auto hits them,
but they can kill you while you're grappled onto them.
Oh.
All right, chill, brother.
The speednade is really well made.
The speednade is very fun, I gotta say.
It's a great mechanic.
Yeah, the speednade is, it feels very impactful.
Even the weight shift on the grapple to quickly stop all your momentum, like it has a lot
of good elements.
I'm dead.
guy this guy's playing all the way up there oh really bitch if I get a mic a
a mech. Alright? I'm whipping up the mech now.
Uh-oh.
I swear they have two mechs.
They stole ours because people don't realize that we can get ours.
You have three people attacking you and you never use your missile?
You saved it for me?
really dude just runs down these fucking one dimensional ass gamers bro not
not even using any of the movement.
This motherfucker is...
I kill me.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
I never expected you to come back and run towards them and bomb.
I might die.
10 seconds...
We're winning, but I'm just... I'm just gonna finish.
Someone near me? Uh-huh
Why did you even bother moving?
I don't know, it says they're all on steam.
Oh, there is one bot on each team.
Close to Titanfall?
Yeah, I know, right?
The bot had ttv in its name?
Ah, did he?
Oh yeah, what the heck?
Yeah, they're getting, uh, what was that one Delta Force did that?
Where they tried masking the bots to like, ttvs.
Which was always so, so, it's super weird.
Are you playing dbd today? No.
Oh, maybe it is a player that left and it keeps the name.
That's a crazy TTV bro that guy literally put all his socials in parentheses
All right, hold up hold up. Do I try one more here guys?
Do I do one more bonk fest and then play some other stuff?
The bonk the bonkosaurus
only thing that's really bad in this game is the main menu and the music's kind of
Whatever
Mordor gaming
Fucking boatman
You're a book you're a book
But man
I've never played map drive has been reset drive recovered
drive secured drive has been reset
He has the drive.
You just thought I'd die?
Motherfuckers!
I'm dead!
I tried to take him.
I'm insecure.
I'm sad.
Five kills streak.
Twenty-four never.
Oh my god.
The whole team, you have to deliver it to their spawn.
Drive delivered.
Drive secured.
I was holding it brother. I was holding F. I was holding F
Now they have max I
Really don't want to get them back the mech is kind of just like a GC dumbass button easy kills
But no one takes it and it's such a big adventure
Bonking is more fun
half
No one's getting these mechs, dude.
People are avoiding most of the mechanics.
I mean, me too, but still.
Haha, I have to, but you know.
I don't know what the hell just happened to me.
Oh, there's actually three bots on the enemy team now.
One second chat.
This is what I need to go ahead.
Okay, two minutes.
It's a good idea.
Drive delivered.
New thrive detected.
Drive secured.
Drive delivered.
New drive detected. Drive recovered.
Drive delivered. New drive detected.
Drive taken.
Drive secured.
Drive has been reset. Drive taken.
Five minutes remaining.
Drive delivered new drive detected drive taken
All right
We're good
Reconnect
Brother
Deployment approaching red the redeploy drive taken all bots on the other team. What am I reconnecting to?
All right, do I bonk some more I have to go back to that game dude. It's literally all bots game, please. I don't want to go back
I don't want to go back all right birds of war iron nest silver pines the mound omen of
about Cthulhu.
Try birds of war. There's impulse, and then there's also this PDP game.
Which might be the actual Fortnite too.
Some say this might be the next FPS, you know.
The dev said we're tired of old gen games, okay, we're done.
So they're like, you know what, why don't we make our own?
And then Birds of War was born.
Oh, sure.
Loadout, pro, shoebill.
I might go shoebill build.
Hummingbird, annoying.
Oh, fuck.
This is like Tracer.
A pigeon.
The eagle's locked in the owl.
What the fuck, Matt?
I'd like...
What the hell, dude?
I might go shoebill.
Oh shit, dude. Finally. Finally, man. Oh shit, yo, the skins are crazy. Whoa. Oh shit,
Mech bird wing trails a aura's emotes
Okay, I didn't realize we were cooking that hard. Okay, got it
Finally man finally this game if I was PlayStation I would I would I would
Publish this game. This this seems like a console saver
100 million dollars bro this could be the next one Xbox Xbox this could be it
I'm just gonna be in, bro.
We're going to Vietnam.
Whoa.
Choose your barba.
Hmm
Get the eggs and get out
Shit okay, okay, okay, I don't know what I'm doing
He has taken out their stockpiling eggs!
Stop them!
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Okay, okay!
He has drawn first blood!
Plenty of time to get it back!
Interesting, interesting.
Momentums are ours!
Press the image!
Yo, look about ban!
Yes!
He's almost dead! He's bleeding!
He's bleeding!
Stop them!
Oh shit!
Yo get up our eggs dude. Get up our shit.
What? You're kidding me man. That thing's fucking OP as shit dude.
We got him, we got him, we got him. Chill. I'm defending. I'm defending.
Okay that guy's the ass that guy's an assassin dude the hummingbird's crazy
You're lucky I'm slow I'm at their base I'm at their base
How do I get this? How do I get this?
What's that, man? Back the fuck up. How do we do this? How do I do this? Egg carrier!
I got one! I got one! Oh, if you get hit, you drop it? Really? Yo, fuck this guy.
I see now I see you gotta be swift and casual
First you pull him away from the nest
Yeah, there's all that is there's all that is
Yeah, who's winning? Are we the Iron Beaks? Storm? Yeah, we're owning right now.
We're owning. I thought this guy's been yelling at us? No, not again!
Okay, yeah, the kiwi bird is like a sniper or something, but that hurts for the kiwi bird.
I'm going this way.
They're stockpiling eggs.
Stop them.
Full speed, full speed.
I'm coming in.
They got a defender.
He's AFK, he's AFK.
He's AFK or the server's dying, one or the other.
Oh, you guys just show up at the perfect times.
He's scared, he's scared.
What?
We're still winning how much time 45 seconds. I'll just keep them on the defense
Wait birds
30 seconds we can't lose
Don't get cocky!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, one more egg, one more egg! This guy's still AFK.
I'm going!
Our carrier's in trouble!
Oh, God!
Store claw!
Ahhhh!
Is it in?
You're kidding.
Five.
Four!
Put it in!
Are you kidding? No!
Wow
How's this pigeon shit MVP seven kills?
Okay
Well, we have these skins unlocked.
I want default.
Yeah, new map!
New map, new map!
We already went to Vietnam.
She is bro
Do own that make it happen. Oh shit y'all this map what the hell
Okay, how does the hummingbird play?
I'm going. I'm going.
They don't know my skills.
They got their nest in here.
What? How low is this?
Oh, there it is. No defense. No defense!
I'm out. What's my team? Blackwing? Alright.
Where, where, where, where, where? Oh man, this is a journey.
This is a journey right now.
Are you serious?
I brought one back this map is massive
Why haven't you the server bro enemies making a comeback don't let them
to get to this.
What the fuck?
Dude, he's playing the streets like a raven.
He's the strongest bird.
Buddy, you gotta step it up, man.
I'm on a different server.
Hold on.
We need a full lobby if we're doing this.
We need a full lobby, full experience.
Please.
Pigeon build what the messenger pigeon build holy shes dude these are like overwatch skin
Level
Yeah, he's ready for work
He gelled his hair he has a suit on
Yeah, we need one more
Where's everybody at
I
Boys
We need coordination here
I next to win all right, this is a trial match or you can join the protein if you prove yourself
Oh, your defense! Your defense! Double defense! Oh, look at your new passes. Triple defense?
Really? Really? Oh, shit.
What I think I just slammed into the ground
Oh, of course my team we already lost the player okay, dude, whatever man, oh isn't it disadvantage
Where you going bro? Where you going bro?
Find me man!
Oh shh! Burn down! Oh that's a ranged attack!
Oh my god, I had no idea.
Yo, get out of your spa, you noobs!
What the hell are you doing?
Come on, man!
Cheer up, bruh!
You're gonna die!
Wait!
Okay, okay, okay!
What the fuck?
The enemy's making a comeback.
Don't let that happen.
Yo, the defense?
These guys have seven?
We need to team up with the iron beak.
Iron beak!
We gotta chill, bro.
Do you hear me?
Relax.
You crazy shit.
We're getting shit on, bro.
We need a truce.
Truce against the iron beaks!
Give her a shit back!
We literally just let him yank that and he flew the hell away.
is making a comeback don't let them okay come on man
bye bye wait is no one here you guys play defense so well you're just gonna lose
slowly no offense no offense I know I said we should truce we're getting shit
on by the storm claws okay let's go kill the storm claws all right we're
How do you not wait so where is Stormclaw?
The blue on the mini map bro, let's go fuck about man, enemy of my enemy, let's go.
Let's go.
They're not going to expect this truce.
Enemies making a comeback, don't let them.
Let's go, let's go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Everybody get a day.
You piece of shit.
motherfuckers
well more
get the eggs boys get the eggs
y'all taking no eggs here sir
are you kidding me? how do you want to restart already?
No! I almost got one!
Dude, are you kidding?
They shit on us, man. Are you kidding right now?
My god damn eggs!
I wake up in the damn morning, I do my hair, I put on my suit, and I lose my fucking eggs.
it's over man there's 15 seconds left we lost it's over dude we lost man
We'll get them next time are you an MPP 31
boys go again wait y'all can we get a third this is unfair
this is unfair dude we need a third come on man we need a full lobby
All right, nice, nice.
Two more, come on, two more.
Yeah, actually my champ might go pigeon build, apparently.
Oh wait, I'm the pigeon.
How do I see what my skills do?
Blow it out?
Set up all the reels and your batteries for a short time?
Oh, charge up powerful wing clap to clap all your ops' cheeks.
Oh, that's what he does.
We need one more.
Alright, this map seems like it's massive.
Alright, let's see.
Oh wait we got full, all right full server, split up!
We need those eggs!
Played defense, we already had, yo, yo, I'll play defense!
Dude, I'm gonna get a shank by like three of them.
Alright.
No one's gonna get past me.
Where the fuck are you?
No one's even here, okay.
Bro, I got it, man. You're good. Oh, nice. Nice. Good shit, bro. Good job. Nice. Good
stuff. Good stuff. Okay, okay. Iron Beaks. Iron Beaks. Pretty good. Pretty good. Okay.
Okay, it's pretty nice here, kind of a nice cozy cozy, I can just chill, just relax here.
Yo, you guys are insane.
I have to fend off like four birds, so you're welcome.
Give me eight birds, about time to come back.
Alright. Alright, defense.
I need some continuous ass music. Are you kidding me right now? Are you kidding me?
What are we doing here?
Alright, I'm leaving the nest. I'm bored. I'm leaving.
Red's not going to expect me to show up.
Alright, here we go, here we go.
We're going to drop down first blood?
Oh, really?
Okay, oh, whatever, brother, whatever, dude.
Both at one HP.
Chad, I need an OST for this game.
What? I don't know.
Yo, Hex Nest, thank you guys for the 50 gifties. God damn. Thank you guys. I'm gonna do that.
Got him he's done he's done get the eggs we're going home or not
No way I got the egg and then I have to go back because it like broke
Come on that was so mobile and come on dude
Yeah, thank you, Hexmas. You didn't need to do that, bro. Thank you, though, for the 50 gifties.
Wait, are you guys the devs of this game? You guys might have something here. This could be the biggest thing.
RIP Fortnite. This could be the next Marvel Rivals. I see it. I see it.
Of course the music turns on when I turn music on myself.
You're done, Jesus.
You're done.
Your eggs are mine.
Sayonara 30 seconds. Oh my god
I'm trying. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. Oh, you're so slow with one
We're still gonna lose at least I can say I deliver the bag
Are you serious
We were gonna get attacked at the end
They flock at us at the end
Come on
Let's do another one here.
Good, right, dead by daylight just reached a new highest peak on steam.
Is it just because of the new killer?
I'm what they're they're update or graphic update look cool
Damn 130k that's just on steam to
Really the new killer drew in that many people
It's Jason
Yeah.
Hello?
What on earth, we heard the fart.
Hello?
I feel like the crow is actually insane,
but the pigeons got a vibe.
All right, I'm gonna need you to drop your top three birds.
top three birds the hummingbird is up there a robin cardinal
guys the limits get him boys that's a blue jay bro blue jay maybe a cardinal
Maybe a two-cam. Maybe one of those crazy eagles.
Yeah, it should make a bird tier list. That is a good idea.
Now, that could be an extensive tier list.
Oh my right click.
And there it is boys.
And I'm out.
What team am I on?
Iron Beef?
I got one boys.
Double kill.
Yeah owls are pretty, there's so many amazing birds.
It's difficult.
What up boys? Running back home!
Can I drop this? Just like...
Oh you can!
Oh really?
Really? You're back?
AHHHH!
What? Who's that random guy that just spawned there?
on there all right storm claw needs to die guys group up on storm claw they're
hoarding eggs I'm going in stealth mission quickly quickly
Oh my god, he's getting attacked.
Really?
Yeah, we need defense, defense.
Well, you're not even hard to run.
There it is, boys.
Yeah, that's why you're on my team, man.
You gotta fly low, so they don't expect it.
Just scoop in.
You do a little bird maneuver.
And I wear it.
Get the eggs.
I'm out.
Two minutes.
Clean.
Really?
We're not going to lose to a bird named Drupi.
Sounds like one of the damn seven dwarves or something.
You're done, dude.
You're done.
You go back for the egg?
What is this heal you have?
Yeah, take him out.
No way you actually got one.
How are you dead?
Here I go, here I go!
I'm out.
I'm gonna lie.
I'll drop the egg from the sky no one needs that
hold on hold on PSM is falling let me just hang up and say how dare they how
dare they call during an intimate stream with my viewers okay we can talk
business after stream about going pro in this game how rude
of
Have you tried the mound already? No, I haven't.
Alright guys, I'm gonna need each and every one of you to give your top three birds.
I gotta get to this guy, he's always asking.
Hello guys!
Hello!
I'm a dicko!
That's not a bird, bro. Shut up your mouth. You're talking, talking, talking, why?
Oh, let him talk, man! My favorite bird, bro, is a hummingbird. An owl, maybe.
What?
Why you, buddy?
Go on then, privates. Make it happen.
Ah, here we go.
Yo, let's go fuck a black wing.
By your body! I'll country!
I'll country, buddy!
You weak!
I got an egg, brother, I got an egg.
Oh, come on, you bloody...
Easy.
Oh, I see you man, I'm gonna come back for that egg, dude, you can take it for now.
What was that thing, Tom?
oh what you doing here buddy what you doing here buddy
get the hell out of here get the hell out of here
get the hell out of here
I'm gonna take my shit
get the hell out of here
come on man
what's your plan man what's your plan
What are you doing?
Oh god!
Shut up!
You're not taking my baby!
It's your piece of shit!
What the hell?
Yo, those guys aren't even hacking!
They're just...
They got stealth birds?
Yo, are you kidding me bro?
bro there's already cheaters man are you serious
oh baby it's just bug
yeah you wouldn't you wouldn't no
Drupal USO, not there you.
I'm gonna fuck with all the egg fuckers every single one.
Okay buddy, you're doing some animation, it's not gonna work.
I'm a true gang into this altitude!
Can't change me piece of shit!
I'm gonna die bomb!
Wait, oh my god!
Wait, what the hell?
What the heck? They took all our eggs!
Oh my god!
Get ready!
Here we go!
Got it. Got it!
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Through the tunnel, through the tunnel. Up the lift, up the lift.
All the way through.
Got him bad.
Easy.
Oh shit, one minute, one minute!
Oh shit.
Hold on, hold on, hold on!
Oh my god, air groupie!
Got it, got it, got it, oh my god, oh my god, I'm out, I'm out.
No, Blackwing's gonna win.
No, third 20 seconds.
Can I make it?
I can make it, I can make it.
Boys, Iron Beak, defense, defense!
Stop them!
What's up dude?
There it is
I actually carried right there
Debs, I see it, bro.
Expect an email from Microsoft, right?
They're looking for their next Gears of War.
I could see it.
I could see it, bro.
I'm just saying I see the future here.
Alright boys, I'm going to be each and every one of you to name your three favorite birds.
Birds of War.
Come on, though.
Ignore it every time.
Yeah, where is everybody?
If I was M-Pulse I'd be scared I'd be like bro what is this bird game
On your marks, lads!
Alright, I'll match.
While there are soldiers on the ground, Vietnam was fought by the birds in the sky.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Yeah, you don't want this, bro. Back up, back up. I just sharpened the beak, pal.
Oh, you want this, you want this!
Okay, if you want to die, brother, if you want to die, I don't mind, I don't mind.
I don't mind killing you, bro. If I have to, I will.
I know, I know!
Chill, buddy!
Come on, man! 1v1!
Noob ass!
Alright, I'm gonna take your birds.
Now I'm taking your eggs, dude!
Taking your eggs!
Actually, believe it!
Believe, believe it!
It was a 2v1. It was a 2v1.
Oh yeah, I can't fly.
Oh, I can't swim.
Still trying to get my, uh, my dive right.
and rammed!
I use two canned pieces of shit on back!
Oh really, really!
Let's go, bro, let's go!
Okay!
Easy bro, peace, got one, the man!
No, fuck this guy.
Ah buddy, hilarious. You're dead here. Wombie Wombie. Legit Wombie Wombie, you're done.
You don't even know man, you had a friend last time. No skill, no skill. Clearly bronze
in league. I can tell by the way you move your mouse. The years of trying still bronze.
Come on brother! What the hell man? Damns! Damns! You guys didn't patch this shit. I literally
hold F. I should have flew away. I had to double back because your game sucks balls.
Okay? What the hell is this?
I couldn't even pick it up. I literally held it after the bar filled and it didn't attach.
Are you kidding me? Emergency patch.
Yeah, the 50 gifted was fucking QA consultation.
If they have to cry to make it so the egg attaches to my fucking talons, they can cry.
We lost
We tried we tried
Wow
How is Troopy MVP?
Birds of War.
They're using the data that you get from people playing this game to train their robotic AI birds.
I see that.
Don't they take the Pokemon Go data to train drones or some shit?
I am the best buddy out here. You all are little pigeons compared to me.
This fucking guy bro, you think you're the lady from Home Alone 2? Relax.
I am the guy from fortnite!
Finally you're playing a real game.
Alright boys, we need one guy B. One guy B. I'm insane. Alright, I'm the carry. I'm the carry. Let's go. Let's go. It's ranked. It's ranked.
I smell some eddies and I'm a little abyssion boy.
What's up bro?
What's your plan here, jerpy?
What's your plan bro?
MVP last game?
Okay dude.
Oh, you're gonna 2v1? You're gonna 2v1?
3v1? Oh, really?
Yo, droopy fuckin' move-ass!
Ah!
3v1?
Wow, look at you guys, 3v1 ass, oh really?
What the heck was that?
What's that, Brown? Where are you going?
Where's your board?
I'm gone.
The match?
What?
Are you kidding?
What is that?
Hey!
Get off my body!
Hey!
What are we doing bro we're losing
I got him, I got him, I'm nuking!
Hello!
Alright, alright, alright, how does- are you kidding me?
They have part of that fight.
No!
He survived?
Oh my god another emote hold on dude hold on I don't know we were doing mocap I don't
know you guys mocap real birds now if Xbox comes to you guys let's say you mocap real
birds okay a hundred million dollars and easy just say you fucking have you
mo-cap pensions
oh shit ahhh
yo this is like the little bird
oh my god dude I dropped it
No. No.
Bop-Bop-Bop-Bop-Bop-Bop-Bop-Bop-Bop-Bop-Bop-Bop.
No! If you get hit once, it drops it.
Come out. Come out. Come out.
30 seconds. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Yeah, yeah, I got what I got. Cover me. Cover me. Cover me, bro!
No! No! Don't let him!
No!
Okay, okay. Hold three. Hold three. Hold three.
There it is.
Yeah.
They can't handle us, man. They can't handle us.
Oh, shit, we got a glass cannon build. No shoe bills?
France.
France or Settigal?
France.
Good clean day, boys.
You know what, the problem is, you know, these gamers nowadays, they just want a gun.
They want a gun, and they want to do 360 no scopes.
They don't even try gold.
They don't even try games like this.
It's crazy.
This map feels a little bigger than the other maps
This map feels like you're
You feel that you feel the the length of the map
Are you going back to the ABI for season six? I wasn't there for season two three four five
So I don't think so
I'd rather just play Tarkov over ABI
At least with Tarkov, you know, there's no bots other than scabs
Maybe I you don't know if it's a fucking bot the player or AI that in itself is what makes
10,000,000 times better by like 50 miles actually
There's never a you don't know maybe I you know
I am.
Are you kidding?
Oh, that guy hit me.
Oh, you piece of shit.
Are you kidding me, man?
You killed the egg.
Wombie, wombie, bro.
Wombie, wombie.
No balls.
Typical hummingbird.
New bass.
Typical.
All hung over.
I thought it was new.
I am the Vigibus!
Okay, okay.
Where you at brother? Where you at?
Troopy!
Put that shit down. Put that shit down.
Oh, you got some new moves on you watch a YouTube tutorial, huh?
You watch my tutorial and have a clever mouth?
Oh, now you got your whole team helping. Typical! Typical!
Oh, shit!
Typical man! Come on, Drupi!
All right, how do you fly fast here?
It's very easy for them to catch you until you.
Oh my god, we're honing.
I went the wrong way.
There it is, easy.
Dude, all of them dead.
What's up boys?
What up?
You must see something familiar, huh?
We got your eggs.
You got that one bro?
Yeah, we can just camp these guys, play the events, play the events, actually destroy
them.
Oh, Drupal you stuck bro!
Oh, Drupal, you stuck, bro!
Put that back!
Hell out of here.
Yeah, good shit boys. Good shit.
Jab all done.
Oh, shh. Oh, really?
Come on, man.
Okay, what?
Oh, whoa!
I don't even know what to do, man.
That's crazy.
Oh, wait!
Oh wait!
Oh, easy.
Shit. I know, I know.
We're gonna play, I'm gonna play Iron Nest and Silver Pines.
Yeah, this game was cool. Do we go play Silver Pines?
This game was Odyssey dev. This is good shit man. I wish you luck. This was good shit bro. This was funny
It was nice. I enjoyed my time
Or the mound omen of Cthulhu
Let's see if this game is actually any good
Let's see here.
Unreal Engine.
Oh, I don't know what I just did.
I just had to enter the worst possible time.
I don't know why that's my name.
DLSS4.
All right, let's see what we got here.
Start game?
Public?
And before IP?
Yeah, Okimo, what happened, thank you dude.
words were written in Father Escalimna's diary. Here the Tempestat has carried us poor souls.
To the end of the world, with barely any food, to a land lost under tall trees,
where few survive a single night. Only one man returned, but in such a state that we
had to lock him in the brink. The captain believes that there are ancient treasures to
to be found, wrought of dark gold, which will buy us all that we deserve.
We know little of the people who made these artifacts, but it is whispered that they left
a curse behind them, to previous ships that at the middle of the Commendedore are feared
lost.
But some of us are willing to venture into the forest, for we have family and brothers
encrusted among those who went before.
Okay, okay.
Alonso de la Torre.
Leonora. Okay, wait, I think this is four players.
Interesting. Frey Gasper?
I might play this guy, I'm an O.
Go to the top deck to start, you can't see your feet in this game, you got an FOV slider
in this.
Autohide inventory, Autohide health bar.
Let's see how that works.
Oh.
The cook?
Ah, the journey has been knocked.
A few people eat like this.
I warned the captain that our stores are defeated.
But you know how he is.
If you want better rushes to have to hunt, they say there are plenty of guemules in the forest, so it should be too hard, huh?
Okay, the blacksmith?
I think it's like an extractor or something.
Feels like we're on a ghost ship.
They're like, a very eerie ship.
It looks pretty cool though.
Oh, these are all the other people you can play.
Oh, damn.
How we looking?
Oh, my.
Yep.
What up, man?
Why a spacebar punch?
Return with treasure from the shipwreck, for at least 540 worth of value.
Okay. How? Oh. Machete, Sailor's Knife, Small Sword, Flintlocked. Am I taking all of this?
Taylor's Knife, Machete.
Okay, okay. I'm just supposed to take everything.
Some type of tonic.
Sort of blocking?
Oh, it's like a right click.
You can middle mouse.
Okay, let's see what we have here.
Interact, so we're on the El Camador.
We'll arrive at night, high chance of rain.
Oh.
I need to know what happened to the Commendador, so we can avoid the same fate.
The Commendador!
Okay.
Where is everybody? I hit start game. Wait wait wait wait wait. Can I host a game
or something? Player moderation, view servers, join the expeditions? What if I
open a server? Public. Server type public.
Are you block player list?
This one's got two. I might just join them, whatever.
I don't think it's like fear and hunger. It's more like you work together to
extract or some shit.
Yes.
What up man? Can you hear me?
Yo.
Yes, thanks again.
Oh, okay.
You can get me too.
Yep.
I'm not sending you.
How?
Oh, I didn't know that actually hit you. Sorry.
Okay, okay, ooh a helmet.
Food ration.
Oh, shoot.
Yo, make sure you get a musket.
I'll get some of that.
Wait, was there one shot?
No way.
There was just one shot?
Demo lock? There's no more gunpowder? Maybe I need to get like a pellet.
Patron saint? No patron saint is selected.
A shop you can buy stuff.
Alright, I have no idea what I'm doing.
Here we go.
All right, what is this about now?
Okay, so we need to hit the Lord, we...
It's just you and me, man.
This guy will follow us behind us.
We will follow us from here.
I'm gonna stick some of this stuff in my inventory into the wagon.
We're gonna go and leave them six knots on the back.
Knockbook!
You gotta store the goods in there
Yeah
Keep a weapon on you
And then we hit three here. I don't know if this guy's a dead. I just trying to random server. Oh
God
I just did a random edit, I was just...
He's done something, it looks like people are out there here.
Keep an eye out for little treasures on the ground, middle idols and such.
Here's a battalion.
Reveal half the battalions with us.
Oh, I should have told him I hear that you keep treasures.
Okay.
Oh, I see it.
Yeah, not having push to talk in 2026 should be illegal.
Come on, man.
are we just looking for some treasure
food treasure weapons
anything
all we got another person
get around here she shot it
she shot it
oh
almost died
is there anything in there
Oh, can there be something there?
Yeah, if you die, we're dead.
Looks like there's nothing to find.
Well, the health bar reminds me of, uh...
What is that?
Why'd you hurt him dude?
Rude.
This looks like there's shit here.
What?
Yeah, I got...
Uh-oh.
We should go help him.
That guy knows what he's doing.
We should probably go help them.
Yo!
Don't leave me with this crazy lady!
She's as lost as me!
I have a helmet on.
Oh no, this is another third zombie now.
Wait, there's zombies?
Oh, the ground eats the zombies? Okay.
Oh, the other one's hidden. No, it's just respawning. Behind you.
Oh, shit.
Where'd you get all the musket ammo from? I only had one shot.
I don't have any more I'm just pressing R to reload it
Yeah, R is positive medic over here. Oh god, there's another guy
Oh
That's nice fine
He dropped
Oh, it's a rock and I'll only be open from one of the other side
Where's this lead
Ooh.
180 metal idol, does this hurt?
Ow.
Oh, he marks the path back.
Interesting
So we know how to get back
Okay, so we just did like a thousand plus stuff a thousand value stuff
As dead
You didn't mention food as well.
Yeah, should we put the food in here as well?
Yeah, I'd put some in.
Oh, I ate it.
Oh, these might be poisonous.
If I drop dead, you'll know they're poison.
Wait for me to get here.
Oh, yeah, there's some stuff down here.
Hey, y'all, you're up.
Go down there.
You're up.
All you...
You...
We all contributed.
It's your turn.
Come on.
Ooh.
Yeah, man.
Ooh.
Okay, okay.
Oh, nice. I got ammo now.
Okay, okay.
Okay, so that's what that was.
Go store this.
Where's our guy?
Where'd he go?
What the hell?
Did he go back around?
He left.
uh-oh hey no dude no no where are you
you're not gonna die man we're coming
oh he's got he's gonna go high oh he's on the ground he's on the food
You're okay, you're okay.
Somehow I took mine.
Okay.
Why is it red?
Oh my god.
Okay, that does not look good.
I can't believe so much.
I'm gonna get back to the...
I'm flicking.
You're done here though.
I'm gonna jump down here.
Oh, this is a fish.
Oh, what up man?
This seems strange.
Yeah, you real bro?
Yes.
Oh shit!
Dude is head!
Oh my god.
You okay?
Yes, I do, sir.
Yeah, you're okay, you're okay.
Ah!
Oh
She's waking up melee her
Oh, she just like it
Reloading reloading
Yeah, we should probably go back to, we should go back or something.
Have we got enough?
Have we got enough yet?
No, we just can't have enough.
Probably.
We have enough, right?
Oh, has it gotten dark for them?
No, we still need about 150 more.
Bring it which is retreat the log pork so we need to get into the sport so we need to go back up and over again
Where I got attacked up here
Let's move because it was the entrance
I got one bullet left. Is someone ever lent him?
Nope
Yeah, actually the path
Okay up here
This is where I got attacked before crossing over this.
Set up the ladder to the next ladder.
Oh yeah, there's stuff here I think.
Little metal idol?
That should give us enough. There's a coin here too.
Yeah.
Oh, lots of treasures.
We need to get the luckbook as well, which is down to this side.
Yeah, this thing's gotta be worth a lot. There's like three emeralds in here.
Looks demonic.
Can you use it?
Uh-uh.
Oh, that's how you tell where the shit is.
Whistle.
They didn't have to fight.
Alright, we need this logbook.
Oh, yeah, those weren't the sh- the log.
I'm going to try to come back up, but yeah, you guys followed me you need to do the main
objective.
Alright, we kind of fell down so we're going to have to come meet you.
You got to get the notebook, right?
I got another one of those giant idols, stick it in, and coins this.
But, we go back up, we will see...
I think we just gotta go...
Let's be way up here to the right side.
No, we gotta keep going up this way.
I can't tell right now. I like the atmosphere of the game, but maybe the loop is a little shallow.
I can't, it seems like there's some good stuff going on, but...
Is that a dead end up here?
There's like ten different paths.
Oh, it was at a dead end or can I keep moving this way?
Oh, this was an offbeat and path.
Nope, turn around.
I gotta go a different way.
I gotta find the way into this place.
If that's not here, either go up this way or through this area.
Ah, there's just another area with, uh, loot.
I think we've got to go down this way.
I mean that's the path forward there's a light
Oh
It's a wise what happened flush bang
I guess we're gonna survive attacks
There's no way to jump in this is it.
I don't know if I left it in here.
Oh, Lockwork found it.
Oh, nice.
Alright, let's get the hell out of here.
Okay.
Anything else?
Yes, please.
Is the water here? No, you got that open right.
Alright we good, we're going home man.
I'm holding to go back to start.
I like that.
Take us back to the boat.
Come on, Carlito.
Yeah
So you for a very tiny amount
He is zooming right now
Oh god, oh god, there's a weird monster.
Oh god, oh god.
Fishman.
I mean, it's an interesting game. I mean, I like the atmosphere, but I think, um, yeah.
I'm like what they're trying to do with this
We made it bro bring us home bring us home. Are you ready to return?
It looks cool
These are the words of Father Nincor de la Pena,
as recorded within the journal discovered at the first fort.
The Lord has blessed our expedition.
I am now certain that the rumors hinted at in the ancient documents are true,
and the city of Tzarth is more than mere myth.
scattered throughout the jungle, we have discovered pagan shrines filled with treasures made of dark
metal. These treasures, though wrought with skill, have been used in service of abominations,
in rites of blood and darkness. Such idols offend the true majesty of the lord, and therefore
it is righteous for us to take them and repurpose them for holy ends. Moreover,
We have come to understand that the medallions we found have certain properties of attraction
which may be employed to discover further strions. I therefore believe that we are being guided by
divine providence to seize these treasures from the hands of the idolaters, to cleanse this land
by casting down these golden calves as Moses did upon Sinai. This is our duty to God and Spain.
Let no man call this plunder, for our actions are sanctified by purpose and baptized in the
The name of true faith.
Yeah, they should make, that was cool.
They should make, I agree, they should make a mummy game.
Like a really good mummy game.
You get a cool ass villain.
That could be a really good action linear game.
That could totally be transported to,
like if you take Indiana Jones' style
and do the mummy game.
Why not?
Control resident gameplay is out.
What is hell made in?
I got other games.
That game felt a little shallow, I would say.
Yeah, it felt a little shallow.
All right.
Thoughts on Pizza Hut being sold?
You know what, man?
Pizza Hut.
I judge the people who eat Domino's cardboard ass pizza while you have Pizza Hut sinking
In the ocean. Okay. Pizza Hut. I haven't had it, but Pizza Hut is more nostalgic to me.
Slash. I remember tasting way better than cardboard ass dominoes. I don't know how the hell dominoes is
like the shittiest pizza dude. Pizza Hut. I remember being so good, but it's like I have
childhood memories of Pizza Hut.
But it depends by place.
You know why?
Because Domino's has a weird cheese smell when you open the fucking box with a super dry
bread.
Yes.
But Domino's is absolutely horrendous.
All right, this game I wish listed this potentially might actually be good shit, man.
Harrible pizza.
Every time you open the box of a Domino's, it has like that, that like, like that fart
smelling cheese smell or like that weed that smell of cheese that isn't like a
yummy smelling cheese has like that weird smell it's Domino's bro it's the
cheese bro it's only Domino's no other box of you open gets that smell but
Domino's I don't know what it is
You guys are crazy defending that trash-ass pizza
You guys are crazy dude. There's literally no other pizza that has that distinct weird cheese smell
But Domino's if I if I closed my eyes and people opened a bunch of pizza boxes
I would instantly know Domino's because of this weird cheese smell
cardboard-ass pizza
Alright, this game might be insane or not.
I wishlisted this.
This is one of those games that you had- it's very good that they came out with a demo.
Because this will determine whether I'm going to keep it on my wishlist or not.
It looked like it might be awesome.
And we will see.
It's probably a short demo.
Here we go.
The intended every hit matters,
you need to explore it to find the resources
you need to survive in silver binds.
I
Papa John's is but dude Domino's is literally f tier
Anything is better than Domino's
All right, I take a salad over Domino's
Oh, whoa, okay.
Oh, shit.
Silver pine's oldest diner.
The jukebox is filled with 50's nostalgia.
Oh, she took the front door on natural.
Uh-oh, what happened?
All residents still in the Silverpines area shelter in a safe place.
Check that shit.
All right, I'm ready. I'm ready for anything, even the apocalypse.
Well, first I'm gonna take a piss.
Emergency frequency? Oh, we figured that out.
A light? Bathroom?
Whoa.
There's a small ring box on the sink.
There's no clear mechanism to open it I'd like an inventory. Oh, I have an inventory. Oh shit, okay
Oh this game is actually kind of cool
What if you keep flushing it for an achievement
Come on, dad. Tell me there's an achieve. Come on. Don't tell me this is a waste of
time. Come on.
Come on, bro. Whatever.
should have been should have been a damn achievement
what is this money oh car key oh shit I got a car found car keys okay
whoa they're phone ringing outside wait is this actually oh this game has cool ass mechanics
Are it like that style is kinda nice?
Did you find him, Detective?
What?
Did you find Eddie Velvet?
Who?
Eddie Velvet.
I...I just got here.
It's been a long drive.
The motel, Walker.
You were going to the motel.
The Crimson Bear.
Yeah, the motel.
You still have the files on Eddie
in the trunk of your car?
Yeah.
Yeah, I still have them.
Focus.
I'm paying you good money.
Find him, Walker.
Yeah, I'll find them.
Yeah.
I'll find Eddie Velvet.
Alright.
Yeah.
Oh, that's how you save.
Okay.
I knew I shouldn't have hired you off T-Move.
But I already paid ya.
Oh, whoa.
Yeah, this game's actually kind of sick.
There I am, Private Investigator.
a bit. Eddie Velvett, age 25 and a third augmentation musician, Cromwell Grant, I'm not in place
with better than I'm done. Willie has again no firearms resort to this name for Zulu,
Kassan and Drifter. Hitched a ride with Eddie out of Oregon, said Eddie was heading up
north. A Mr. Holloway at the Crimson Bear Motel in Silver Pines, confirmed they have
a guest under Velvett staying there. Okay, that's where we're headed. A Polaroid
picture of a musician that's him and a camera okay let's see you got to get to
this bear motel oh hell you have the dodge
A map of silver pines oh oh you need to go okay I see I see it actually tells you exactly
what you gotta do kind of reminds me of like a little bit of it came right up allows you
to take photos as you explore this other will be attached to the map where the photo was
taken. Oh, okay. That's how we take some map or a photo. It reminds me of Silent Hill.
Like that abandoned ass, eerie town.
There's this guy.
every other sane person.
Is he a friend of yours?
Not exactly.
I'm a private investigator.
I need to find him for my client.
Is that so?
Well, I won't keep ya.
Just be careful, huh?
Okay, okay.
Oh, shit.
Downtown Silver Pine sits across the river.
It looks very calm from over here.
what dollar yeah what oh well you can swim all right died okay
the hell you can swim well he doesn't know how to swim but you can swim
I'm looking for him that's just through the tunnel up the road you can't
I miss it. You should really consider getting out of here while you still can.
There could be flash floods, mudslides, you name it.
I don't want to have to pull you out of a flooded car if I can help it.
That won't cause you any trouble. Just trying to do my job.
Well, best of luck out there. Have a good one.
Have a good one. Oh, this means the key too.
Yo, he probably has the key.
Alright, let's go find some of this motel.
Alright.
Crimson Bear Motel.
Let's do a save.
Oh, first insert money into the payphone by selecting the coin slot.
You can actually call, then dial the number for Mattageburg and press the call button
to save your progress.
Really?
Interesting.
Of course.
Enter guest number to let the gate have a nice day.
Come on, tell me this is the one.
It didn't work.
It's five digits.
We can find the key in here.
Room rates are listed on the poster.
You're going to stand here for 35.
The grizzly suit for 60.
Yeah, pretty sure they're back around.
Rodney's general store.
What?
Yeah, pretty sure they seem to be around.
Rodney's general store.
What?
Okay, it looks like we might need to go to Rodney's.
Oh yeah, there it is right there at Rodney's.
This game is called Silver Pines.
Oh, I need a key for this as well.
Wait a minute, can you take a photo of this? What is this?
Oh, it's randomly bound. It just shows you it's bound to C.
Guards pharmacy flat leaf herb okay it is kind of resonant evil ish like that
Please pay here.
I have nothing.
I'm just gonna go in the pharmacy and see what's going on here.
Oh, you can't combine the herbs, never mind.
I thought that was the way.
Bottle.
Bottle?
There's gonna consume on their own for a mildly link up but maybe combined with empty bottles. Oh
Oh
There we go, oh
There's a big ass key right here
Underpass key is that the way to the
The headlock is rusted shut.
OK, we're going to need to come back here.
Tonight on Terminal Drive, the mysterious driver pushes his V8
through unknown lands, dark clouds at his heels
with darker motive still.
Who is he?
What's his mission?
Who or what is he chasing?
See the exhilarating new show tonight at nine.
random to someone sure that it's a dead end over here or another padlock
the padlock is rusted shut I'm not gonna find like an axe or something to melee
the padlocks. Before I go there, let me just see if I can access this area. Yeah, the voice
This acting is really good too.
Oh shit.
Underpass.
This looks dangerous.
Oh, it's not.
Another tarped area.
Okay, we're never going back up the stairs are broken a carcass there's dead animals dumped in the garbage piles be in beyond recognition
How do I get a dollar?
I was supposed to go to the motel and go to Rodney's but here I am in this place.
Uh oh.
Okay, maybe eventually I get like scissors to break that, or a knife.
What, you can climb?
hold on hold on hold on there's like 50 things to do right now
all the dogs are here
oh wait this was the way to rob these anyways
Ahhhh.
Rodney's.
We're in.
Hello?
Is anyone here?
Hello? Is anyone here?
Got my dollar back.
Come on, before I go in there, what's over in this direction?
Freezer room?
Come on.
Ah, one day, bro. One day. One of these devs.
It's been years. It's been a decade still.
I've never lost hope.
Dakota's 2-3 plus the current day of the month.
2-3... 11?
There it is boys!
Uh oh.
Okay.
Some sort of meat bag?
Look closer.
Uh-oh.
There's a tag that reads meat trims not for retail.
Yeah, this game's actually very cool.
Oh, you can take a photo.
Yeah, this game is gonna be overwhelmingly positive when it drops.
Mechanically, it fuses other games together, but has its own charm.
This is pretty sick.
Oh, nice. We gotta go back.
Dodged.
Oh god.
Let me just close that. Alright.
He's not coming back.
Really making me go back around the door is open from the other side really
Really I feel like really I maybe I missed opening that okay, whatever I guess I'm gonna backtrack
Whoa
The dog has been cut to ribbons the box cutter fashioned into a knife is thrust into his body
Wait, someone killed the dog?
I think that means, huh.
Okay, let's go.
Yeah, well if I go back and try to kill the zombie with this...
Uh-oh.
I don't think that was worth it at all.
Where is my HP?
Yeah, where's my HP by the way? I got hit so many times.
I don't think so. Isn't that the durability of the item?
Minor injury.
Yeah, maybe I can break this.
Ohhhhhhhhhh
Of course. Wait, enter.
What if this isn't a shortcut?
Ducktape.
Oh, you can press E to quick use.
Oh, okay, it's a little quick time event.
I'm back.
I don't see the benefit of killing these people.
So I'm just going to run and avoid.
Alright, we got a nice key check-in keypad.
This should help us.
Something I can open with this.
Oh shit, here we go, here we go.
Nice.
Storage box.
I don't want to store anything, but I guess this is my place of chill.
This number 52576, Eddie Velvet. Oh my god, the Grizzly Suite.
52576.
Oh shit!
We're in.
Oh, a map of the hotel.
Orson and Bear Collection.
It's been an empty- Is that a shoddy?
Shocking and a pack of buckshot.
It requires a code.
Come on, man.
Come on, dead. Tell me.
No.
The shelves are stacked with porcelain bears. The variety is impressive.
Maybe the code is somewhere around here.
Basement?
Okay, this place is huge randomly.
There's a picture of the motel staff on the wall. It's badly damaged.
They love bears. There's no one wrong with the wiring. It's just the storm making the
power act up. And another fuse blows through the basement. The bottom line is we're staying
put and we're staying open. Our guests always come first. I've arranged the storm shutters
if it comes to it. We'll be open for business. Uh-oh.
Blooded basement. I think we're going to battle this guy. Yeah, I got wet socks.
What's up, man?
Relax.
It's over.
You're done.
I know.
Got a fuse.
Another dollar.
I know.
Got a fuse.
Another dollar.
Really?
Okay, this needs a lot of stuff to get into.
Alright, we're gonna have to come back here.
Oh, they got killer bugs?
It's dead. It's dead.
All right, I'll be back. I'm leaving this area.
Gotta put a fuse somewhere
Try 1993
Come on, man. Come on, guys. One job. One job.
I got nothing.
Pool area?
Oh, here we go.
Whoa!
Okay.
Okay
Yeah, this guy's cool, bro cool game a grizzly fun games open daily
Go in here first
He's BB pellets.
Uh oh.
Oh
I got pellets, but at what cost?
The guest is there in two weeks overdue on this pyramid.
If he doesn't pay today, you should kick him out and call the sheriff.
It's not Sherry, you were running.
I'm gonna take this actually.
Now we're just moving into this shot.
There's blood everywhere.
Excuse me.
Sheee!
Poolside key!
A natural.
A natural, boys.
natural boys
uh-oh chat hold on I just got a few real quick in me a minute hold on
This is not one of those games do I do I finished do I finish the demos or wait for release because the game is really good
It's already passed to keep on wishlist test
And they got the vending machine
Five bucks yeah, like this game passes it like this is a this is gonna be a blast
I feel like it's just yeah, but the demo is gonna be a fairly lengthy segment of the game
It's not like you're not gonna do this when you play. You're gonna have to repeat the content, right?
You can just tell after playing it for like 10 minutes that it's good shit.
It's me.
See, mechanically this is better than replaced.
Confirm that Belva was staying here from the ledger of the chicken.
I haven't seen him yet.
Replaced was visually good but then kinda that's all it had.
This game mechanically is very nice.
Should we might as well buy a lot of stuff here.
What is this ammo?
Magnet 0.38.
That's six dollars left.
You drink this?
Oh, was there a spare coin on the payphone?
I thought I did see that.
Oh, yeah, there is a single coin
Hello, okay
You can't seem to hear me
Nothing
The door is open from the other side.
How does one clear the changing room first?
Oh, something's in here.
Oh, you can do a Crouch-Cack.
Grizzly, sweet keycard.
Nice.
Uh-oh.
I don't think those guys ever drop anything.
The enter
Nothing to use that bottle on oh there we go
Someone's been in my room things are missing more every day the woman in room 3 knows the code to the weapon locker in the store
I'm sure of it, but she doesn't trust me is she on it. I don't feel like myself anymore. Oh
Shit, okay. Hold on hold on
In three she knows the code
Wait, I can actually turn this off.
Oh, I can turn it off.
We're on.
What's up, man?
How are you?
Looks like I can just sneak by.
Combat seems a bit not needed.
Oh wait, uh-oh.
Oh
Relax, ooh a pastry
This is terminal drive.
Sure.
The smokes in the matches, that brings up to $49, sir.
What?
No, no, that wasn't me.
Interesting, it's like a little sequence there, oh this is the sweet I have access to now.
I have to lead down to Suite 3, hard, got it, that lock is rusted shut, I'm gonna have
to come back oh oh shit okay okay oh the reload is kind of cool
what's in here? a guitar case? a stack of polaroids? a rabbit hole? some girl eddie
must have been seeing at his guitar v-shaped
the door is open from the other side
I don't know if that was worth it.
A pool net.
Here's to the consumer attack later this day in room television at the local programming
at Family Center.
Dial.
Well, need to call another guest room, five, eight, eight plus three.
Maybe I need to call the person on three with a phone or something.
Oh, wait, can I shoot the lock?
Maybe I can shoot the lock.
Rusted shit.
There it is, boys.
There it is.
There it is, holy moly.
There's a pool, but I haven't seen the pool.
Oh, it's literally right here if we go down the ladder.
It's in here.
Oh, the pipe looks like it's been cleaned and not as filthy.
There's something behind the grating in the back.
for it.
I think I'm covered object.
Don't I have a cleaner?
Doorknob was the doorknob for this place over here I don't recall where it was
was it all the way to the right oh yeah it was in the porcelain shop right
They'll probably go to the vending machine and get some ammo, but... yeah...
Yeah, maybe I should have taken a picture of the door.
Uh-oh.
Dead end over there.
Two more bullets.
of
all
Whoa, looks like a speakeasie or something.
The rabbit hole.
Oh.
Where am I?
You didn't see the sign?
Don't worry.
I had a drink on the house.
Uh, I don't drink.
Like a shirt?
You'd suit yourself.
It's the strangest thing.
I feel like I'm dreaming.
How so?
It's gonna sound crazy.
I don't remember coming to this place.
I thought I was somewhere else.
Like you were dreaming and that you just woke up.
What's to say you're not dreaming now?
true here for the show who's playing Eddie velvet oh last gig Eddie velvet
is here I know the words to all of his songs it'll be the kind of moment that
lasts forever he's a super fan
okay I'd like to sit down
I see him, he's right there.
Seat and stretch your legs for a bit.
The show is just about to start.
Eddie Veldic is playing.
I know you don't want to miss that.
OK.
I'll sit and watch.
Eddie Veldic.
Silver pines!
I've been loved inside my purse.
In my time, I've been loved inside my purse.
What's up there?
How should we...
Oh!
Wait, is he Eddie Velvet?
Uh-oh, we're dreaming.
Wait, the light switch.
Whoa.
I was hallucinating.
Make the chip ceramic bear momenta- momenta?
Balance through damage rather than despite it?
The rest of this method can be good for passive bonuses.
Oh.
Increased available stamina.
gondola services what the hell all the way over there
oh the ferry station tell me Eddie velvet went all the way down there
I gotta say man, even the audio in this game is pretty damn good.
This game, definitely, these devs are cooking with this one.
This seems like a solid effort.
This seems like a solid ass.
They're pogging off here.
Yeah.
What the hell? Oh, we're back.
And then it said that lady knows the...
Uh-oh.
Oh, shit, the atmosphere right now with the lighting?
Uh-oh.
Let's go.
Yeah, he said the lady knew the code for the shotgun.
Yeah, what have I called the number now?
Oh, shit, okay, okay.
I don't remember where the payphone was.
See if I can talk to her.
I have enough money for the vending machine.
$16.
Might as well.
Oh, yeah.
That's actually kind of an interesting way to do saving.
Slash, you need this to progress.
Are you the man sneaking around outside my door?
I thought I heard crying.
You alright?
Don't worry.
You have enough on your plate already.
Digging in the dirt, chasing shadows.
In fact, I want to help you.
Help me how?
There's a supply locker in the store here at the motel.
I'll give you the code if you do something for me.
Come on.
What do you want to return?
I like you to have a drink with me a nice bar the quiet moment just the two of us a
I don't think it's safe to be going outside.
Don't worry. It's you who needs to be careful. I can manage myself.
The code is 6671. I'll catch you before we both finish our business.
It'll be a nice way to wrap up the evening, don't you think?
Hey, yeah, what about saving the game? Make me waste money.
6-6-7-1? Come on, bro.
Well, we get a shotgun, which is nice.
Well, hopefully I have room for this, actually.
There it is.
A lot of gays, book shit.
a block shit no dude I'm full bro I'm eating this 12 gaugy I'm drinking this
12 gaugey, buck shit!
Alright, I think we're good here.
Are you kidding me brother?
Are you kidding me brother? Are you fucking kidding me brother?
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm gonna drop this.
Thank you, motherfucker!
Oh, shit, okay, motherfucker.
Oh, shit.
Oh, we locked now!
You fucking creepy-ass motherfuckers!
Wait, what?
I don't know what I just wasted that on, but okay.
Clean.
We're going to the ferry, gotta get on the gondola.
What's the knife condition?
Oh!
Do you see it now?
I don't understand what's happening.
There are things out here.
Horrible things.
Don't do this to me Walker. The job. I need you to focus on the job.
There was a boy. I saw ID. He was with a girl.
Yes.
Yes?
There was something else. A ride to the stores.
What?
They're cable car in town. I think Eddie and his girl were going up a mountain
Okay
Look into it
You're doing good Walker. You're on the right track
Find out what you can I want velvet that's all that matters
Uh-oh.
He doesn't give a shit, he just wants Vel to...
Alright, am I going the right way?
I gotta go all the way back to the...
Whoa!
What the hell?
It's super red here.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay, yeah, UI Dev Cook, Sound Dev Cook.
Watch!
I'm so dead.
I see it now
Okay, okay hold on now hold on
Okay, I have no heels here. I just need to pop off
It looks like you can actually bash with your pistol. I didn't know you could do that
Okay, so you can bash with your pistol, but you can't with your shotgun I had no idea you could do that
really?
Dude, come on, man!
come on
I see Metasphere is lodged in the creature's head, oh it's a Memento.
We're just damage received, I like my stamina one better.
I bet the fairy man left.
Yep.
Oh, he's still here.
Brown!
Can't see no what's around here.
Can you look out there?
He almost died like 20 times.
No.
I was attacked.
There's something horrible happening in this town.
Amazing, now.
Who attacked you?
I don't know how to describe it.
Go on, try.
You know all these creatures.
That creature attacked you.
Never mind that.
Forget I said anything.
You sure?
Well, I'll find it.
You're probably just tired.
You're not going crazy on me, are you, detective?
sounds to me like you need to slow down sounds to me like you should listen to
my advice and gotten the hell out of town I'm leaving now careful I get you're
right I'm gonna take this key and I'm leaving
Oh yeah, I did a cat.
There you go.
That cat doesn't care.
A hit bag.
Ooh, two additional inventory slots.
Okay.
Yeah, the the trope of like the main character just being so
Doesn't tell anybody what he sees and he's like super out of it
It's it's like your typical psychological thriller
Mode
Well, I think this game is pretty sick, eh eh, I don't know.
This game is very well made.
All right, we're on the ferry, it's time to go.
Am I piloting this?
Oh, shit.
Oh, there's something here too.
Oh, this was the end.
Yeah, that was great.
That was great right there.
Very nice.
Good demo.
Clean demo.
Good demo.
Very nice.
I am I'm I want to try the iron nest demo but before then we're going to...
I'm going to a specific game because I just realized we have our matches scheduled.
Yeah, that was great man, silver pines, damn, that was beautiful, unexpected.
I don't think it was going to be that great.
All right.
We're going bullies.
Okay.
We're already in, we're already in, already ready.
Feels good.
Still in the queue line.
I'll probably look like Castercard where the audio delay is, which is annoying.
It's fine and then like gets delayed as I play it very annoying. I don't know how to fix it
Damn instant game
Oh
And there's a boy so I can say default dude makes the custom character that looks like the most default custom character
All right
You are saying B is for brain damage
that the United Center is the whole dead tension. This is George St. Pierre's home, the Bell Center in Montreal.
Down to the beginning, the whole town boy hits the ground. These people go crazy. This day from now, we'll fight the party.
Well, a long ago, you saw some of that bodily investment pay in our right shots for body. Just buck them a little bit right there with that body shot.
I did. How's that foot smell?
Oh, really?
Double spitting kick.
Yeah, don't see that every time.
Okay.
Do it again. Do it again. I'll catch you. Do it again.
Well, the story of this round, body kicks, and there's another one.
It has not taken him long to find that proverbial flow state.
I'm mixing up this tempo, beautiful.
Jump on your ass, hit it again.
He landed a big left hand.
All right, early round one action, and sometimes the highest low.
This is the way it plays out a little bit of a feeling.
Yeah, because you've got to be very calculating whenever you're fighting someone.
Get him out, you got it.
What a beautiful setup from that head kicker.
Now I just gotta find that bitch.
This dude is hurt. He's still firing back.
Just over two minutes to go.
Come on, come on, come on.
What's the most called moment to go?
You're done. Round one, you're done dude. It's over.
Now we'll see if this opponent can work his way back into this fight.
That was a very close call.
this call. Do that like thing. Do that like thing. Oh, he wanted to end of me right there.
It was a boy to find a way to work himself back into this fight. I
Had his numb
Man
30 seconds now to go in the opening round.
Is that it?
Oh, with a 40 the body.
Oh!
Fearing his back in full action here, making round one.
Oh, shit.
past the battle.
There's the end of the round.
Clearly, he's caught, sustained there on his board.
That courtesy of that strike.
So the cut man will have to close that up
and try to prevent it from becoming an issue.
OK, OK.
All right, we will now re-rack some of the highlights
for you from the reddit round.
It's hard to find the shot that caught.
Ha ha ha.
Great fight.
Great.
All right, he's down here.
He's down here.
Oh my god.
the action from the previous round.
Whatever man!
Watch out, there he is again!
Oh man, man!
Be man, be man!
Yeah, the fights feel fixed.
Agreed.
I did use my ult, and he just punch me in the face every time.
So as I said, Impulse could be a great game if they nerf the hammer or add more game modes.
Okay buddy, sounds like a skill issue man.
By the way, this is over, we are underway here at the NGN Grand Goldmaringa in Lost
States.
Well put that fist down, put that shi-
That shit down, no!
Put that shit down now!
Massive-
Are you a mirror match?
I can't believe you still standing after taking another massive hit.
Huge connection by America!
He needs to get on his bicycle John.
He needs to get into space, so that he doesn't get finished.
Nice, ladies.
There's not much room!
Oh, that even hurts to watch you take to the body.
Ow.
It's always funny watching the beginning of these fights as guys try to really set the tone of the fight to the beat of which we are going to fight.
Oh
Just over two minutes around one
I literally do feather damage, and then every punch they throw is like 100% damage multiplier.
Like what?
Good.
You have several declares?
And that means we're going to do two different keys, it's not all filtered clarity.
So that means we're going to do two different keys.
all filtered players into one server.
I feel like that's kind of, hmm.
I'm starting to strike moments ago,
now we'll see the extent to which this is going to play out.
I'm just wondering how that's going to play out.
Yeah, it won't, it's tough, but it's a power,
has been on display very good.
I guess you have an option now,
but then it does split the player base a bit,
instead of just having one designated game style.
If I was making that game,
I would not do a hardcore mode
and just do no program.
instead of scolding it into two different cues.
That lesson.
Oh!
That one.
Oh!
This is the first, but he's still fighting.
This guy?
Brother, how are you there?
Oh, what a nasty thought on this clip.
That one dares watching.
Take me in, bro!
Oh, shit, I was kidding!
Aha!
There's a big right hand coming in.
Well, I didn't see that hook coming all the time.
I mean, look at that caught little kid.
It's trying to hit him.
Look at that. Look at that.
See those chills. Relax.
Relax.
Oh, another body shot gets through the context, he said.
Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness, he's got his head snapped back again.
He's got to hit again. You better keep your hands high.
He's got your hands on him!
He's got his hands on him!
Twenty seconds to go.
Well done, catch the kick, we'll see what you're doing.
Damn!
All right, all right, there's a ball.
What happened at the end there?
All right, come on brother, come on.
man in there quickly to try to short all right come on brother it's come on
okay okay the double uppercut the left right uppercut the stabber
that big punch landed and it sat him down
all right I'm about to be water here boys okay
phase two anime mode here we go
all right so here we go the crowd on its feet as this next round gets underway
the way they saw in the previous round, both fighters got rocked.
I don't think the scorecard is going to be good for this one.
No, the scorecard cannot be needed.
Oh, how about Leymond?
The play as he did.
In the previous round, somebody is going to win.
Well, he was setting up the hooks early and often,
so I watched for him to try to set it up again here.
Come on.
Let's go, let's go.
Okay, bro. Okay, dude. Hilarious. Rude. I'm ulted, bro. I'm ulted.
Oh, right out of that really shallow into a beautiful combination of his own.
and string it punched together.
Oh!
Not really sure.
No, no, no.
Oh, no!
No!
Holy smokes!
What a fight.
No!
Come on!
You know what, man?
I'm burning my stand, bro.
I'm burning my stand.
We get to finish here tonight.
Nearly busted his head through the can.
This, it goes into the books as it can.
I mean, it was game over to moment.
He started landing you knew
This guy's a phenomenal fighter on the ground he missed you there you truly are in his world
Let's go inside the off-the-gut now of a celebration
I
Here we go here we go
Where's my chin string
All defense
Oh, there we go, there we go.
Big buffs.
Massive buffs.
I
What a splash the UFC makes every time you come to the United Kingdom
Better by tickets within five minutes of them going on sale
Standing outside hoping to be inside
Sorry about that guys.
I mean, that was beautiful. Great job of setting up.
Even if the president is targetting and hurting, you're born very early in the play.
Oh, yeah, come on, man!
This is the only attack that's still made of the opponent.
Yeah, but you put him on notice, John. He knows now, then.
Ooh!
We can be dangerous. It can be very problematic for him.
Well, Fighter Toughness on full display here, that head kick landed flush.
Hit me, bro. Hit me, bro.
He's not. He better stop taking shots like that.
Load it up on that one and land it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What's happening out here?
Oh!
You're kidding. You're kidding. Ow. Ow.
Oh, he's hurt for certain. Gotta make an adjustment.
Are you kidding?
How is this guy constantly pushing forward perfectly?
He's connected his hips.
Dang.
He has 4 stamina.
One hit is new.
Oh
Cte man
I'm a pain pain
I'm a pain
I'm a pain pain
I'm a pain
Yeah, Division 8-738. I just realized I got ranked, whatever that is.
I swear I've never seen this guy before.
You ready to fight?
Ready?
Good.
All right, so here we are, the MMA leader back in London, England.
It's a nation that think back to UFC 75
when the UFC first came to the UK.
Now you're talking about training,
five shows in the United Kingdom,
but a few markets that's rabid about mixed martial arts
as long as.
And the moment you saw guys like Mike and Bissman start
to fight in the UFC, he seemed as though he was alone.
Now there are many, a number of English fighters
with dreams of headlining the arena.
Oh man, he's not sure the extent to which he's going to cross the line.
Sorry, I only say don't panic, Russell, but I believe a takeout may be the worst.
They're going out of here. He's shot, so there's one more to come.
He's just already my stamina.
Okay, okay, okay.
What?
I must not have my points set correctly on my character.
No, no, no.
huge result here in this arena tonight. It's always fun to see an athlete tell you
what they're gonna do and then they do it. This guy told us he was going to get a
finish and that's exactly what he did. Him and his team are gonna have a
fantastic time tonight celebrating. They should all be very proud.
Alright let's go inside the octagon where Bruce Buffer has the official
decision.
There's no way to win for that young man tonight by TKO and...
I know it.
Come on, man.
I
Here we go
Come on Mal, I'll win here one win
Come on, brother.
You ready to fight?
Ready.
Good.
Hey, brother!
We had another tattoo for your body, huh?
All of the man.
So every time his opponent tries to enter, he's going to have to go through.
Hey, brother!
We had another tattoo for your body, huh?
All of the man.
I
We always talk about the consequences. You can't make a mistake when you're in there.
Alright!
The way he was able to walk is a permanent into that shot.
With space especially. Just early to fight.
Oh man!
Oh my goodness.
Oh, he's in trouble!
Oh, that's right here.
Shoot that kick!
Under three minutes out of going, what has been very fast-paced opening round here.
Beautiful block there.
Why's there a close call there, Mom? Not to go, champ.
And, oh, he nearly got knocked out.
No, he has recovered that's crazy
Man, there's that body shot again defense. It's gotta make some adjustments here
Really
to the body to get the evidence to play the fight.
With 90 seconds to go in round one.
Ooh, and he caught the pin.
Well, he's got a pretty good sidekick, and you saw it right there.
Dude, are you kidding me?
Oh man, he's hurt. I have no handle this, but...
Yeah, he might need to run here.
He's the whole
one round one round.
Alright, let's check out some of the action from that previous round.
Let's see let's see
It's beautiful. I love this type of fight stuff.
We passed the midpoint here of the fight.
you
I
Hurt but still firing back
Why tense moments and a potential fight
That was beautiful.
How about these two going at it?
Come on, come on!
Big knee to the body!
That landed clean.
Man, this is crazy. Sometimes they're strong this way. Anyway, this is absurd.
I mean, somebody's going to go down with the power.
Aw, that would've killed me right there.
they cannot stand in front of each other and just throw.
Look out, look out, look out.
I'm not okay, I'm not okay.
I'm not okay.
What a fight.
What a fight?
Oh, we'll relax and replace for you now.
BKL.
That you are putting him in your world and when you're in his world and you're stuck on the bottom, you're in constant danger.
Ground and pound was brutal and it led to another finish on the map.
And here once more
Ladies and gentlemen referee
Here's the audio I just changed my audio setting well there he is
Okay, I think I fixed my audio delight is so I'm gonna be way better at the game now
That's actually excellent
Hold on now hold on
What the heck is this?
you
You
It is what it is
I'll see people let's see
Can we do it again?
Can I get a streak going?
Oh, not his end.
The moment he appears at single leg, you can see how comfortable he is and the variety
of finishes he has from this position.
There's a takedown attempt DC, not a great one might as well tell you.
Yeah, he's your best friend.
That's why I take him through the back.
Watch him defend, and then beat you up with a tight stand.
Big punch legs.
Big punch to the 20s.
Oh man, don't be afraid to raise the gauntlet as another head kick lands.
One more here.
Two more!
Oh, that was great.
Come on!
I thought I won't work in an instant if you do not block head kicks.
What if the novel job by the off-the-triple-binds is to throw in that head kick over the top?
Here they can choke you.
Oh, he's got him in a choke here.
All submission defense on full display there.
He said that he was very aware of what's going on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're grappling me, you piece of shit.
Oh, he's back up again.
Oh! Nice save. Nice take.
So, just with the tattoo order here, right here at striking disadvantage, let things play out on the ground.
Attack it on guard.
Oh, that was tricky. Tight.
Oh, no.
Nice reversal on it. Great job.
Submission attempts and punches. Another one here.
Edward, you chose tight.
Oh, that was good when he got out.
Submission defense by the sky.
And now he reverses position.
Wow.
Masters up now to land a vicious head strike.
Locked it up.
Drop it.
Damn it.
It's going down here, though.
Oh, poor attack.
Yup.
Ooh, that kimura looks tight.
Oh.
That strike has some commitment.
He gets out of down to a 10.
What's up?
I got a man. You don't see B-man often, I get it.
Alright, we now re-rack some of the highlights from the previous round of which there were a lot.
I get it, bro.
And then you're gonna watch the whole fucking buddy, okay
Second round here
Oh
Nice positional control here. Oh, the ground is coming good movement to avoid some of that power coming back
Great job finding his shots
Okay, okay.
He's back to his weak good shot.
Boom, there.
Now you're gonna start lagging, yup.
Oh my god!
Deserved!
Oh my goodness!
Deserved!
Look at that!
Oh, he just said that!
He saved his fucking life!
Good, the hot air balloon.
That is so funny.
Like a popping air, like a popping balloon.
It goes into like a weird, uh, one of the things that people used to advertise.
venerable Bruce Buffer. Oh there he is after us. Another one boys. You merely killed him?
I didn't tell him to get into the ring.
more chance strength we're going up in the rankage
Okay, buddy, stop, stop the jokers.
Alright boys, can we do it again?
Can it be done?
Again.
That is the question.
What is this lag, man?
I don't understand how this game's 1v1 netcode or like how someone on PlayStation decides
to buy like the $100 version of this game because it's like a 7-day early access and
has a shit connection.
English
Come on man
This is my last resort, suffocation, no breathing, give a fuck, if I get my heart beat.
This is my last resort,
I'm gonna have to feed the peasants, I miss my last resort, suffocation, no breathing.
You felt the boons, you felt that we were uninvited, but they were there to cheer on their guy.
It's not Semikid, it's just him. They cheer all kinds of all great fights in the Belsa.
Yeah, for sure. And it's a calculated approach. They're going to be looking for counters, they're going to try to wait for the opponent to make a mistake, so they're going to take advantage of it.
Uh-oh. Oh, he could have messed me up.
just misses with the straight left hander
that's the danger in the engagement there
sorry Marlene, John's hurt very very bad
187
Just over two minutes to go
He hasn't moved his hand well, he was taking shots too clean, and now a cut is open up.
Oh my goodness!
What a fight!
Press up!
Oh!
Oh my goodness!
What a fight!
Press up!
Come on, buddy!
Oh, ladies, should be done!
Come on!
There is the...
The Wingshree...
The...
Oh my god, dude.
Hold on now.
Hold on, brother.
Hold on.
Oh, who is next?
Who is next?
Title chase?
Hold on dude.
I
Give him the belt
Who's out there
Okay, okay, this guy you can tell this guy, okay
Okay, we got a fight here boys. We got a fight this guy right here dude hold on now hold on
Hold on hold on
Don't lag, bro. Don't lag. When you see a prolonged white screen, yikes.
Really?
Connecting to Maldiva?
All right whatever man.
Then then and then
and
this is the new u.s.c. I think I like officially comes out next week or something
and
anybody
and
They're just like a fun funny brawler, it really is the best run, just like actual
tunes straight up people, WWE is funny, scuff, this game is funny, scuff, there's no other
The one that tried doing it serious was Undisputed and the combat boy.
Oh my goodness, what a wide angle.
Right into his leg is Hercules starting to think a little bit.
I think logging that onto the lion is the guy we put into,
we're exuding all of that tough this way.
It's two of those leg kicks, but don't want to take too many more.
But like my friends who want to try to get taken down,
you cannot be on your feet and let your internal weakness strike.
You've got to try and change.
Oh my goodness.
That's right, landing on both sides.
Actually, one minute into the fight, and I'm not sure these fighters realize that we got three or five rounds tonight.
No healing out process at all.
The moment this fight started, these two gentlemen ready to knock each other's heads off.
He's gotta cut up on the eye now.
Oh, it is funny!
Can we get back to his feet yet again?
Oh, really?
Oh, man, he's got a super backflip.
Oh, nicely got there, so he escapes back to his feet.
He continues to attack that area above the knee and digging right into that thigh.
He's digging into the thigh.
He's doing a great job of recognizing that that's something that he can land and he has landed
in effect.
100 minutes you're going on the round.
Beautiful Superman punch right there.
Yeah, that's fresh and clean.
Okay, okay, okay.
All right, let's get it inside to Bruce Buffer, he has to make this decision.
Oh my god, it looks messed up.
Ladies and gentlemen, the record is now over, it's called a stop on this contest.
It's five seconds. There he is, the man of the hour. What a massive knockout for him to get this win in style tonight.
There it is, boys. There it is. Feels good. Feels good.
Oh my god, I'm almost full on my point attribution.
needed
I am making a lost man, bro. I am the man
That wants me to make a wasp man
All right, here we go bonus here we go
My first round is underway, and of course, one thing that jumped off the page on the tail of the tank, the obvious discrepancy in reach.
How does that play into a strategy that remains to be seen?
We've seen fighters who haven't entered reach, but they haven't always gotten the better of the striking exchanges.
Let's see if he can avoid the jab, and keep his opponent on the outside.
shot.
Both of them are landing massive shots.
Still firing back, keep it going.
He's hurt bad.
Oh man, the massive kick.
They're certainly getting after it early.
Another huge kick is true.
Oh, blood is dripping from his lip.
What?!
Please, please, sir, please stop.
Don't give him.
What?
So we'll see if we can get you going, but as far as score, though, I could not have gotten
up to a better one tonight.
I mean, you dream of these types of things.
You dream of it all right now.
This man is gonna blow me up.
Man, he kinda look like me just walking right into that punch, no deeps.
You gotta move that hand!
Oh my god!
Hold on!
What the heck?
And then, we'll do it!
Oh my goodness!
What do you think's gonna happen?
Just, right out of it!
Oh, man!
That's it!
The impact shot is so ridiculous!
After party's gonna be on fire
Stun because
Have a performance like this was really amazing the finish mid-stakes his ability to close the show
It was next level was amazing. It's like a base of boost in the massive
All right, okay
All right, we now go inside the off-cut while the celebration is on over there
Oh my god.
Oh, this laggy shit is back. Okay, okay. Oh, division's up, I think, is your better ranked.
I think. Oh, you fixed your shit connection, huh?
Yeah.
That's part of the round one.
We'll see if we can push that jab.
It's a corner on the outside.
Must be nice for these long fighters, huh?
I mean, they are able to touch you
as you try to enter into rage.
Tonight, he needs to use his jab.
How are you doing, man?
To get his opponent before they want to do it.
Oh, really?
I'm taking my strike.
Oh, that is it.
He's gonna land right on the left.
Every single turn, he'll pull the leg kick.
He tries to kick his legs off.
Ha ha ha!
He's gotta try to finish you.
Big head kick!
He's like a tornado!
Oh shit!
He's still right back!
Oh, nice body shot!
Come on, that back is explode!
How many times did he just explode before he started to beat himself?
So, every time he goes, it's a massive exclusion.
Oh, that could have killed me.
Oh, that's my killmate.
Oh, I'm ever done here.
Haunt that kick there.
Alright so it looks like some bruising on that thigh right now, he hasn't really done anything to address that weapon from his opponent.
gotta check some kicks I know right now it may not be that damn down the line
you're gonna have to pay for it you're only dressing right now
like the first time
I'm gonna go to hell
now we'll see if his opponent can look his way
I'm gonna go to hell
he seems to have him out of there but if the board is cut right he knew it would take more to finish this fight
let's see if he can either finish it or
Really
No
Oh man, this is a bad one.
I shot this in the head...
Oh!
I was gonna place it.
I was gonna place it, but it didn't come out.
Come on, come on, man!
Yeah.
Nice punch out of the break there after he had caught the leg so he's really strong.
Okay, okay.
Clearly seems to have found the tie in it.
Alright, there's the horn indicated at the end of the round.
Sometimes you should break his block.
The block mechanics weird.
The last 10% of the block's in a burble line of 20 punches.
And some of the causing it.
What?
Something causes this to break.
And the feet going tonight as he causes it to come down the previous round.
A lot of times, he's kidding me.
Ready?
Go.
Alright, let's get to round two.
Do you believe that this next round is underway in the previous round?
Both fighters got rocked out going bananas.
They got both fighters.
These are the types of fighters that makes it so fun to sit right next to the athlete on all the actions.
No, I backed up!
Oh, no!
Oh, it's about to stretch out, man.
It is that guy who wants to lose.
Man, how about that attack?
We talked so much about cap kits.
He has attacked the thigh beautifully,
and now some bruising started.
He's got a shot, and I'll probably hurt these kicks.
Before it starts to bruise,
he is taking his chin,
and to the thigh, he's doing a fantastic job
of turning that hip over.
Hey, this guy's a little motherf***er, huh?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, there are some fans in...
Hey, it's time to get the bonus chestnut!
I mean, this fight is about to start.
He's gotta put a very bad-
He's dead, kid. Now he has to fight one more strike
at the end of the night.
Oh, that's good!
Can't take a test, it's clocked.
Aw, shit, I caught all that.
Fuck the kid.
I'm gonna die by now, bro.
Well, not sure if I should knock his fight IQ, but it seems like he's sort of climbing
around here.
It feels like the finish is there for the taker.
Oh, shit, this guy always keeps fucking backing up.
Don't rush.
Be patient.
And in that patience, you'll find a punch or kick that will put your opponent up.
Alright, so a nice straight punch there after he coughed a leg, he decides to punch out as opposed to going for any take-down.
Oh, nice power punch there.
Again, we talked about the reaching bandage off the top of the show.
Certainly paid dividends for
She...
Oh my god, okay.
Here is Bruce Buffer with me.
So the celebration is boys there it is
Oh, okay, okay, okay, hold on, hold on.
Hold up, hold up.
Okay, this guy's trying to take it away.
It's not gonna happen.
hold up hold up okay it's time to take it away not gonna happen
all right first title defense boys you are here you are here here we go
Great kick to the body.
Oh, another massive kick.
Man, these guys have some shittings on them.
Huge shots being added on both sides.
Oh, that's great.
Can you feel the tension in this building to the shore?
Because it feels like any moment for somebody to walk.
Okay, okay.
What the hell is he doing?
Ow.
Oh, please.
Oh, that almost killed me.
I'm back to his feet.
Oh, not like he's right there.
Johnny cannot keep taking these shots in the head.
Oh, my God!
This is wild. These guys are best at doing everything with fighting and contention.
Oh
All right, so perhaps you can have to get us
Defensively, there is a legitimate cut around his eye
Before it gets worse
Holy...
Dude!
Yeah, he just ate the whole double uppercut.
Yeah...
Sorry. No.
How do you mean the official decision is it?
Here's Bruce Bump.
Ladies and gentlemen,
that reverberating is called a shot to this contest.
Well, he's smiling here to here.
I gotta say, this game actually might have the most satisfying cause.
I guess that's what always brings me back to this game.
Yeah, the flow state looks like it's kinda cool.
Alright, one final defense, more cardio.
Well, actually, I think this game is going to be on PC, right?
Which is actually fucking awesome.
I will rebuy this game on PC, just to see.
I mean, it's still going to be capped at 60 FPS, though, so it won't be like a massive
difference.
I think it's on PC this year, isn't it?
Right?
It's not?
It says EA Sports UFC will be available on
PC for the first time in franchise history. It's not confirmed but there's a crossplay
so there's going to be extra players. Honestly this game just means like a good community
and it's just like fun to play.
There's brick wall
Oh my god.
Nice move in punch.
Oh no, lose!
Oh, you got like that champ.
Getting hurt on the feet.
Nicely secures the take.
The girl's gotta settle.
I get it, man. I get it.
I get it.
He's gotta settle him.
Hold it down.
Try to knock him up.
I'll let go.
I have to get him hurt that bad.
I'm gonna get that back.
Oh my God.
I'm gonna kill you.
What the fuck?
Oh my God.
Dude, what happened?
Oh my God.
Holy crap.
Use the brick wall.
Wow, okay.
No.
The title.
No, I'm hard.
I defended it for two times.
I'm assuming that you versed the majority of people who have titles.
Ow!
Damn, dude, damn!
Right wall!
Day, day, day, day!
Bam, bam, bam, bye!
Are you the yellow bastard?
Oh fuck you man, show some respect.
I am V-Man.
Let's go!
We're fucked!
We're guarding this arena not synonymous with winning by the cups and I'm gonna be so
good like that.
There have been a lot of big UFC runs here in the last few weeks.
No champion so far in this, but we might hear somebody with a take on the beautiful
Golden Belt.
I'm gonna say to you, you're up against the fans.
What is it?
Ernie's here.
You gotta let them sit and let you suck.
Well, you must wall out the derby.
Now, the UFC has a lot of fans.
I'll see you get up against the fence.
What I said earlier, you see here, you gotta let them sit and let you suck.
Well, you must wall out the durability on the other side.
This is called the best guy.
Stress the issue by the pills that get out of the game.
Yeah, you gotta pour it on it.
It is the hardest thing to do all the time.
And I don't think you have enough answers.
You're a bad guy.
You're a bad guy, man.
You're a bad guy.
Get out of here!
Holy smokes!
I
Bring that guy back that guy right to the low screen goes into the books decisively as a
Mixed money right he makes money on the ground. He is a phenomenal brown and bottom fighter
He was able to get to it
This guy does need boy
Which after turn on your microphone and the PlayStation controller
You have to turn it on
You have to be in a party with them?
No, I've heard someone's TV on the first day I played this.
Uh-uh, like two days ago.
Now what the hell?
Oh, shit.
Okay, okay.
Dude, this guy's gonna take my ass.
Sensei!
What the hell are you doing?
Ready?
Don't...
Don't fall!
Can you imagine having a reach advantage like this?
What a luxury!
It's a luxury. I've never had one over the course of my entire career.
But the fighting guys in the power, the struggle, and everday are a very home player of such a massive advantage.
This guy
Oh
I
Sure kickboxer
Nice job with the high guard perhaps we don't acknowledge
Because you have that conventional high guard doesn't leave there to you
on display a moment ago he took that E right to the chin.
Better not make that a habit.
All the late-kicks last.
I'm spamming late-kicks if I'm playing the game.
Oh, perhaps an overreaction from the other player.
That body shot was pretty nasty.
How's that leg feeling?
How's that leg?
Ahhhh!
Under two minutes now, going to the opening round.
Oh, roundhouse kick!
And he copped the kick, we'll see what he can do it!
That counter, and then him countering the counter.
Well, a headhunter he has not beautifully done as he attacks the body unit.
Oh my goodness!
Oh, he's on one of his legs now!
I'm with a retired molotov at that building.
Alright, so an opportunity goes by the boards. He had him stunned, nearly finished, and now his opponent has recovered.
As the holder's discovered, now he's got him revealed with every candy he's gonna pick at him.
He should have got the pipe out of his head.
Oh man looks like he ate another body shot there. He had a throw too many more of those.
I mean you can tell that he started to feel it right in the middle section. You better start to tuck those over.
He's gonna really struggle with that down the crack.
Wow what a head kick.
Oh I heard that in that crack.
15 seconds remain in the rack.
Come on, come on, come on.
I wouldn't keep backing up, dude.
Maybe with that knee connected to what I had.
Okay, this guy is the best football player.
I can't even get a Mexican club to do this for us.
Yeah!
Come on, come on, come on!
They've got to be happy. Everything's working.
You ready, John?
Ready.
Round two is underway.
Targeting the body with the kick now.
All right, so they're ready to get another body kick.
Rand's rush is mixing up the tempo of those strikes.
And you're ready to kick.
Oh!
You don't really stand.
After you take the head, keep it like this.
That is such tough.
That's all we can get Sensei. That's all we can do.
The weakness in your toolkit is, your kicks are slow.
Well this is absolutely the hurt business. It's hard to see which party is more injured, but I think both fighters have been really affected with the strikes.
Yeah both sides have been affected, both sides have been beat up. It's a very competitive fight. Let's see who has the heart to carry them through these very tough moments.
Oh
Pretty good strike there, but not a ton of meat on the bone looks like me at the boat
Oh my god.
What?
No, what?
Oh my god.
Broke my whole ribcage.
Yeah, I thought I got way more body hit.
What a body hit.
What a body shot, he did exactly that, what a great performance.
Wow, wow, wow.
Here now Bruce Buffer with the official decision.
Your stamp, I think I was just hovering on low stamina the whole time.
Yeah, I've been putting coins in to cardio.
I
Used to rock hand me downs Malcolm in the middle, but since my nuts drop wide be head the shit
Oh that when I was broke still slashing them the dip-holes
Yes, jeez real simple
Marino's
Oh my god, that is pretty good.
What the hell?
Oh my god.
Wow.
He has to maintain distance, and it's all of that, so every time he's a fall, he tries to enter, he can have to take something on the way inside.
Bastard! Both fighters hanging down in the pocket and both playing this game!
Hey, this guy out. Holy shit.
Real quick leg kick.
Ow!
So not a ton of action here earlier, but a lot of high level striking is to fight a shot at what they're doing.
Yeah, these dudes are trying to figure out how they're going to flip coach this fight.
So long fight, but you take your time and make sure you know exactly what you want to do.
Oh, I got the TKO here.
I got the TKO here.
And on Friday, his opponent turns right up,
but you do not have to be receiving it
of those types of strikes.
Yeah, he was trying, yeah, he was trying to end it.
He was trying to end it, dude.
You're like nowhere to be other than the ground.
Why?
Somebody had me there.
He was hitting me in my face so hard.
Marnie?
No.
The thing is, if the song is going to skip when you exit, it'd be good.
The master 710420
All those numbers are also in his passory
here we are inside the home of the New York Exit is Madison Square Garden and I think
a lot of people remember Gregor and Eddie Alvarez ushered in this building as far
as the UFC is concerned.
He had him again!
Oh!
He keeps trying to punch like a buddy should be grabbing it!
Back to his feet.
Come on, man!
Fine.
Well, both fighters realizing the last success
of his life.
No, this guy was not you.
And they were evenly matched.
And it's shown to this point, I won't pair them both off.
Oh, it looks like he's got a part of buggy eye here.
Man, we're just getting going with this.
He's got a really tall side.
I mean, what is going on?
I've never seen you guys get out of here this fast for the real long time.
Oh, it's the cranes on me.
It's back to his feet.
Other two minutes to go.
Get a back and forth first round here.
Oh, no!
No way, no way.
No way!
No!
Not this guy!
No, he's bad. He was bad.
What do you see? Put your cell phone down.
Sometimes when you're in that position,
that you, like, can't block.
It's weird. I don't know.
Alright, sometimes you just can't block.
Okay.
We're gonna end on the L
because tomorrow is another day.
of B-Man.
But right now we must head to a new land. A land not many know of, but those who know know.
A land some people are aware of, but not everybody.
Let's see, let's see if that land is available.
Yeah, I just hit 24k. Okay. Don't talk to me, bro. Don't talk to me.
Okay, 24k gamer right now. Look at that. Back at 24k.
You watched the Shrek trailer? I did not know.
48% win rate, Keck? I mean, dude, it's Pugs, bro. It's Pugs.
You were featured in the War Dogs video. What do you mean? What happened?
I haven't even played the game.
Oh, I'm on the three band
No, I
Well, I'm gonna be going through a league mode. I'll be I want to see how far I can get in league
You motherfuckers play that shit. I used to play that a long time ago
I just I'm gonna need time to gear up. I'm gonna need time to learn it again
The flow I don't know the flow of the nuance the nuance is lost a bit
I feel like once once the nuance is kicks in I bet I can go like gold solo queue
I would get into league what are you talking about I used to play it I
I would rather play League over Dota. Dota is too much plus it's easier to play League
because there's faster queues and just... Nah, I would rather play League.
All right, you start in gold or do you
Oh
Smells like a hashtag ad coming up
I just want to play some league dude, what's so bad about that?
They're confused.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Um, wow.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Interesting, interesting.
Good first round.
Here we go.
Revolver never luck.
watch deeper push dude come on man bro none of us are making shots I did I was
gonna play sand when it came out, but they didn't need it.
The last mirage game I had, that shotgun was insane.
Alright, decent second round.
Wait till they see our third.
I'm Molly on top of it.
I'm Molly!
Did they not play Big Garage?
No, there's no one in the bush.
Secret push, brother.
Nice.
Have him.
One bank.
I'm coming with you, brother.
Never mind.
I need it.
Blast.
Dude, uh, I've been...
I need it.
40 seconds.
So, okay, we got it.
I got one flash, if they come secret I'm going to be so sad, that was squeaky.
Many.
You just hear about it.
I'ma try it.
Oh my god, hello.
Insane timing for all friends involved.
But he didn't matter how I didn't even see him, he didn't even look at Squeaky.
23-3!
I don't know why that guy kept hitting me outside and just kept repeating a scout.
That's crazy.
I appreciate that.
uh nice guy nice i don't see anything big
outside dude that guy was just wondering and shit on me
I need back
So many
This guy took way too long
Wow this guy took five years to clear heaven
You should I should have played faster
Okay, okay, okay
I'm worried about the situation at hand here triple deeds
Save deeds
Oh, this is a sexy diggle, by the way.
Is it just default?
It's a default dig.
The default dig is like such a clean gun.
I haven't seen the default in forever
Two ramp one hell
He was ready for that one minute
Yeah, you always see the clean but it's like graffiti on it and stuff. It's like a clean dig is so nice. What the heck
And the default dig is beautiful. What the hell is that?
Yeah, I'm a open squeaky and kill the guy
Yeah, no way I'm with a three-man
Cued together and we're gonna go
The first time I'm with a pre-made we're losing. I don't believe it
oh my god GG bro GG man I thought they were both down on sight
smoke outside, go secret, maybe this team we just need to warm up a little bit, we got
this
Okay, they're not they don't want to do that
seven
smut lobbing
around
oh
leave it at me I just tried quickly getting through the bag
I went out went out went out
Killing!
KJ
Time to move on!
Ugh...
So big...
Dude, how does this 26k has zero kills?
Like, well, what are we doing here?
What are we doing here?
Yeah
Don't tell me he's a dust two warrior
I don't know they should make it so in premiere if you don't have a good balance of
of uh maps maybe it caps the rating bomb down like you can only go so high
I almost, I don't know.
That was funny.
One's coming secret, I think, or actually.
Yeah.
that one
he's dead
nice
times the Mac 10 all right it's needed at five more times come on or four more
times math 33 more times
Yeah
Many many many out
So
They say
I mean, uh, I'll be fine.
Come on, man.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
All right
That's our woman a one more close many care
Maybe on top of hot
I'm gonna use the phone right now.
Drop bomb.
Okay, okay, okay.
okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay drop that to green
That's not the same thing.
It's the wrong one though.
Come on, come on, let's go!
Who's going down?
I'm going to throw the grenade.
Watch the secret push.
Make a secret
Wasn't bent so behind us
Bosh, bosh, badang, bosh, bosh, badang.
These pistol rounds lately have just been not very good.
Everything's been kind of hurting.
My, my, my name, my, my, my, my name.
Remember, this isn't the killing house anymore.
This is real life.
They're definitely coming outside.
Come on, four one taps, four one taps.
It's set to round.
I'm ready to help.
Outside clear? Inside?
bad out there
I
Horrible Molly
Drop in B.
Good to go out.
Yeah, what's happening?
Lobby.
Dude, are you kidding?
What are you doing there, man?
Having a lobby, so random.
Bro, I thought they were like in the site.
This guy's still chilling in the lobby.
that's wild dude that whole flank and he actually was just holding
move it son
come on please
cramp
three of these
yeah one's pretty good
many many
two ramps
and
interesting interesting
and i'm the one the one the one
All right, all right, we save it one more
I'm done
They stack outside
Come on gaben please gaben make them go outside, please please gaben make them go outside brother
Nice nice
You should try to rotate back one still out there just needed care
Nice
This guy is going to go heaven, aim punch me and kill me.
the
I
Know what are those spikes right now
What?
Oh, crap.
Two more.
Okay.
All right.
Ah, I thought he was on site, but he was on the window.
Oh, I'm saying I'm looking too hot right now.
Come on, come on.
really good at that jump and they go outside yeah they have a smoke
I'm coming in here.
Radio.
Someone red.
Outside seems clear.
Ones radio.
close spot
I'm molly
outside
still
Damn imagine we could throw Kevlar cuz you could buy one we could throw in Kevlar and again
Lost it
Shit.
There, there's deep-n-sea-ass-pikes on Mirage, closing around for the Deagle's plane, calling
out flanks.
Pistol rocks up and rough, but the crew is warming up.
Yo, that's actually accurate, bro, what the hell the AI knows me, dude.
What the fuck?
They smoked outside.
I
Radio
One back in
No double peaks the same shit. He's by event left and close to you. He's like pumping that corner
Couple more squeaky-ish
No, they're planting lower, dude.
I
Know I don't know about this right now
Do I op? Or do I keep it up? Yeah buy you an op and for me? You want an op? Okay. I'll hold outside with op if one of you wants to.
Let's watch inside
All right, come on game and bless the scope bless the scope
Lots of smokes outside heavily smoked no vision whole place of smoke
No vision at all holy shit
Party out maybe many
One could be safe for it to lobby to hot
So lobby lobby
Oh
Actually open the door
One lobby still.
That's Elo, bro, that's the Elo fight, you know.
They got the tactical time outgoing too.
That was gay.
Shit, it's pride month.
Kicked me out as soon as I got the AK.
Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
I'm going away to the left of the forest.
Yeah, they were so good at smoking perfectly outside, but didn't actually get outside.
Outside clear, watch here. One marshmallow, already mini, hot mini.
How many did?
Red.
Yeah, red right now, red.
One or two outside.
One radius.
Grenade!
Fire burned one.
He came.
I'm still lucky.
He's holding that.
Laying down smoke.
One more round.
Only saw one.
I
Don't be funny
They're got still Graham I guess that's bomb, right?
I'm speed I'm watching right
Here don't go hell buddy just died unless he's saving
Is that you've been orange? Yeah? Yeah
Yeah.
He's hiding behind those boxes when I was there.
Could be in that corner.
That's where he was.
That's where I saw him go.
Dead to death camp, but he probably left.
I don't know.
Maybe.
Is he there?
Well what? A network interruption that resulted in the match being cancelled.
What? Dude, no one even dc'd! No one even dc'd!
Wow, okay.
Steam died, I guess so.
That's unfortunate, my doodle.
Well the good news is I can win two matches of GeoGuessr.
We have gone around the world today.
The usual games, new games, and the old.
The old and the new.
All right, this guy's probably gonna kick my ass,
but no, no.
No, I refuse to get my ass kicked.
Chile, Chile, Chile, Santiago.
Come on, oh my God!
I think it's not the Chilean flag.
By the way, Lola, oh, it is.
Oh, you fucking got it.
Oh, okay.
Dude, that would have been a crit.
That would have been a great start, but.
Of course.
of course I mean question is where I'm gonna just go here in between double flag
play really you didn't see it but he's still marking this a similar area go east
go east dude is it actually Moscow all right all right all right sure blue and white just
instantly it makes me think of grease the nunka and talk about our munitions
explosives what the hell
I'm not sure.
Where is this?
Parry.
Parry who?
Parry what?
Mexico?
Parry what?
Mexico
Mexican
Lucia, so it's on a aro
He's gonna ding guys I lost he's about to ding this guy knows dude. Oh
Oh, this guy knows.
Yep, he knows dude, he knows.
I don't see anything.
Siudadana!
If only that flag is not like Argentina or something, I don't even know dude.
I'm not sure.
Flag, I don't know.
I have no idea dude.
I don't even fucking know.
not Argentina, some other shit.
How does this guy not know, bro?
You're 700, dude.
How do you not know?
Logi!
How does this guy not know?
Or he's there.
He's been pointing exactly where he probably does.
Ouroboro Borados.
Ecuador?
Oh my.
Ecuador.
Dude, how do you not know, brother?
How do you not know?
How does this guy not know?
Ah.
OI.
All right, we need one more of those.
One more of those?
Come on.
Get on better my guy, General Yenon.
All right, is there security following us?
And security and we're being followed.
South America security?
What the hell?
Columbia?
Where's security on GeoGuessr cars?
Oh wait, maybe it wasn't security.
very green here what's South American country is this
Santiago just makes me think of Brazil, but I don't know.
Santiago, I don't know.
Oh, I might be traveling too far out.
No, the reverse crit
No
I don't know Venezuela, Paraguay, Argentina
Are you kidding me? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god, brother Panama
Yeah, this could be America.
It could be anything, actually.
I should have read that text.
Okay, this is not America.
I swear I saw acrylic, I'm not sure.
Tommy, this is the right path, I'm leaving.
Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
This looks like it goes off to nowhere This is just land
This is just like sea, like, there's something ominous about this
It's just land It feels like you're on like a weird island
In the middle of just like a flat island
Have you guys ever driven on a small island before, like connected to land at night?
That shit's kind of weird.
It feels like you're going to drive off like an island that has one road with houses.
That shit, it's like, okay, I'm going to drive into the sea.
I am just gonna vanish after this by the way I got a bounce bounce
I don't know dude I don't know there's no indicator that will tell me where I am
so right there I don't know I don't know I have no idea
Oh really dude right there why you zooming in and still alive okay
I will see you guys tomorrow GG's till next time you guys enjoy the rest of your night
Thank you guys for chilling. Don't go to Brazil, man. You never marked? Oh.
Double use everywhere. Double use everywhere. High ranks dropping left and right.
Shout out to you guys tomorrow. Thank you guys for chilling like always. Peace out. I'll see you
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