I
Ohhhh...
I
Got people
Love I got a reset this shit every time
Also, we love it. Let's cast me out. We get off. I try guys doing people what up. What up Wednesday?
Hey!
Yeah, I saw that thing about wallpaper engine
or there is some malware that gets through.
Unfortunate, but it's still a great program.
You just have to be wary of what you subscribe to.
The thing is, it's just a good program though.
It's like the library's pretty good.
Weepaper engine.
You gotta filter it, bro.
Yeah, how do you unsubscribe from all and maybe realize I should just unsubscribe from everything on wallpaper engine.
Just to fully clear the library.
Is there a way to like, uh, fully.
Delete, I don't think if you delete wallpaper engine, I don't think it deletes. It just deletes the program, not the whole library.
What are we playing today?
Definitely some UFC.
Has anything come out?
Maybe some demos here and there.
What the hell is this the road to Unreal Engine 6?
What the hell man the Unreal Engine just dropped this that's so weird to even think about brother
like I don't even know that's so weird to even think about.
Wukong sold 30 million units worldwide.
God damn, feels good, bruh.
You know what's interesting?
I feel like they would have announced the release date for the DLC or the second Wukong.
But I'm glad they haven't, which means maybe they are cooking harder.
Like, it's going to be even more.
I would go back to, like, Wukong, not many soul's likes or action RPGs, I would go back
to.
I would go back to Wukong, though.
Enough time has elapsed that I would, it would be interesting to revisit with new content.
The style is fucking sick.
If they're fucking popping off and spending more time on it, I'm down.
Good. Good, good. Gears of war, e-day, tech, demo. Oh my god. Everyone. Oh my god. Is Gears
of war, e-day costing this much money because it's going to be the first UE6 game on a fucking
shit-ass xbox?
Isn't that I forgot how good is the current Xbox compared to like the PlayStation 5?
If I had to choose a console I'd try to get the PlayStation because the plate is it the same it's one to one
Okay, well
Oh, well, there you go.
Hey, hold on, I'm still trying to see how I delete everything from Wallpaper Engine because
this shit is stuck on workshop content.
So it seems like it's downloading some bullshit.
Maybe I just leave it dead.
Sometimes the wallpapers are nice to see.
You got to go to a workshop.
Your items, 1,110.
Okay, there we go.
There we go.
So now if I download, does that delete it all though?
Does that delete it all?
Dude that was accumulated over like fucking four years
That's actually an uninstalled button as well
Dude that must have been like a hundred gigs of wallpaper
And some of the wallpapers were like 500 megs because they were like actual
It was like 30 meg
to
Yeah, I was I got a hundred gigs on my drive now
Yeah, if anyone uses wallpaper engine, I'm doing this, I would purge your library just
because everything good.
There's always some dumb shit.
So yeah, that's why I'm purging my wallpaper.
I don't know how many people use it.
I just fucking found it and I like having cool wallpapers.
Sometimes the art is sick.
Brother, I have a 27 inch OLED. I like nice looking things on it
You think I'm fucking bought an OLED to
Play everything on low
Like what the fuck is this dude? I've always liked wallpapers
Digital blast at me does anyone remember that website? I don't even know if they're still alive
They are. Who the fuck knows what happened to that shit though?
Only 27 inch. What else are you playing?
27 inch is literally the best monitor size.
1440p 240 Hertz honestly you don't need more than 144 Hertz everything above 144
Hertz is cope a fucking 27 inch I don't know about the panel I don't know this
IP has better a 34 inch ultra-wide isn't bad or 32 34 I have thought of getting an ultra-wide
but like I can't do an ultra-wide and stream casual gaming I would do a 34 inch for like an
ARPG or some shit like POE two on a 34 inch is probably fucking very nice 32 34 I'm getting the
I mentioned wrong. Anyone here play POE 2 on an ultra wide? I bet that shit looks very nice.
Nice.
A.
Yep.
All right, hold on.
Did this actually download?
Oh, wow, okay.
It did actually uninstall everything.
What a shit bread that.
What is the best panel?
OLED isn't the best.
What's better than OLED?
Oh Lord, what's better than old lard?
Apple makes the best one. Oh my god
That's crazy, dude. That's crazy
Look at this shit you fresh download on wallpaper engine that show anime hide anime
Right off the fucking bat. Goddamn, they know.
Holy shit.
Holy shirt.
Holy moly.
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, okay, okay, interesting.
All right, let me see here.
What do we have here chat?
What else?
Guild Wars 3, Crusader Kings, Star Wars, the old Republic.
What the fuck man, wait, Svotor patch?
What the hell man?
Yo, this MMO will always have a special place in my heart, okay?
You will.
They actually still patched this game.
I missed the old cinematics for the trailers.
Oh, what the hell dude?
They don't do the six cinematics anymore.
These cinematics are better than some of the new Star Wars movies.
The cinematics were so good.
You will never win.
They dropped the budget.
No!
Not only did you disobey a direct order, but come to find out, you ran off to meet with
Darth Jadus.
What were you thinking?
Darth Jadus?
If EA made a SWOTOR 2, I bet that shit would actually be popular.
Out of nowhere, if they announced one, but it was so expensive to make this game.
Wasn't this game more ridiculous?
I swear that was one of the things with this game.
Yeah, everything was voice acted and then it was an MMO.
Now, this MMO had raids, fucking dungeons. It was like, it was wow coded.
It had the trinity.
Yeah, this game dude, SWOTOR was a good ass time.
I don't know if I ever streamed this game.
I think I played this game before I streamed.
But this was kind of like, wow was already out and this was like a detour MMO for a while
to play.
Yeah.
I still play it.
I love it.
if they actually like fucking remat not I don't know remastered rehash this game somehow
made it MMO you have like pod racers and shit
they do have a DX 12 patch coming are they trying to do like a light remaster on it or some shit
They're up into DX5s. I think what's also, wait, do you need a subscription to play this?
Did they change it? Because the fact that they're still patching this game means that they still
have. Oh, it's free now. It used to be, this game, when it first came out, this game was like World
of Warcraft where you had a subscription. Right? And I remember it correctly. I swear that was like
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah which was also interesting because it was like you know wow
has a subscription and it was normal for wow. It's actually fucking wild how it was so normal.
Everyone just agreed the subscription for wow plus paying 60 bucks. Say what you will bro whatever
That's why that game was fucking saying people the ticket was worth the ride
And then slow tour people are like yeah, what the fuck really another $15 a month
Even a rift had a subscription to didn't it wait now did it was that by the play Guild Wars was by the play
But this game you needed a subscription it was like decently fucking popular and then
obviously didn't really land at how big wow was, but it's still alive.
Rift was free.
Oh, well.
Yeah, man, shit, bro.
You signed up for the Guild Wars three beta.
I didn't.
I bet the beta is going to be next year or something.
Motherfuckers acting like a fucking XXGamer3XX needing to sign up.
Motherfuckers, are you kidding me, brother?
Oh my god, why did you sign up?
Motherfucker, did you sign up?
I'm kidding, I signed up, bro.
They don't know me.
Then I know
What is this Vandal shell cinematic marathon, oh damn oh
What do we have here what do we have here?
For their actual layoffs for this game are for bungee
I
Oh
Sure man
Sure, man. Destiny 2 has x15 players than this shit. It peaked at 160k last week. This
shit has like 15k. Yeah, but Destiny has like a community, bro. Don't they have a fucking
convention and shit? Like Destiny has a community. This game was trying to form a community.
So what do you mean?
So people can log back into their old characters.
They're literally trying to shut the fucking playground down.
So people are going to be like, they want to go back
and remember their character and be like, you know what,
it actually was a bit of a D-Fib.
It D-Fib the game.
by saying, ah, we might as well, we're gonna, the game shutting down.
So they have like expansion fucking numbers right now.
You know, I think it's, I see it from both ways, bro.
I don't know.
All those people returning, the reality is they left and then Destiny probably just didn't
have the numbers to fucking make a third. Actually, well, they made Marathon. They made Marathon.
They decided to go the Marathon route.
I still, I still feel like they're on the Hill of
there was a crossroad path that they had where they were like, okay, we did Destiny 2.
didn't they like separate and then did their own fucking expansions and they're like oh there we had the investors looking we couldn't really execute our actual vision and all that fucking bullshit right and then they had like so many different expansions.
And Destiny 3, it kind of sounds more like the player base was starting to dwindle downwards
and they were like, okay, now we could try a new IP or make another Destiny.
And they decided to go the marathon route.
But it's like, well, this graph is clearly fucking going down.
The players don't really resonate as much.
it's time to switch to a new IP. The reason you left was bad management decisions, final
shape expansion peaked at 315k. To me it sounds like the Destiny players didn't get bored
of the game and you all fucking love Destiny and you all would, that would be your main
game and you would spend another 60 bucks on another one.
That's what I'm hearing.
I don't know though, I don't know, I don't know, I feel like the problem right now is
every time a game is going to die or the server shut down, everybody comes out and they're
always like, oh my god, it was so good.
Yeah, bro, there were five people,
there was a hundred people playing
and now there's five for like a year.
And now they're like, oh, fuck,
we have to shut the servers down.
Now those say the 95 people are like, oh my God.
Dude.
Whatever the bro, whatever, whatever, whatever, let's see, let's see what happens.
Ravage demo.
Did I play this shit?
Nobody missing New World.
No, New World had the same thing, but Destiny had a tighter community than New World.
Bro if a game has a convention it has a fucking huge community look the same with warframe
You know
Mm-hmm, if you have a convention for a game you have a big community not always
Come on man even fucking dead by daylight
Even Ted by Daylight has conventions now. That game is huge. Like they transcend the game. People are like all in on it. They love it.
Yeah, CitizenCon as well.
CitizenCon is a jabay and copium because it's like all the player investors in quotes all meeting to see what the CEO has to say, you know, it's different the convention of dead by all these other games they've already bought the product their fans of the game.
the game they're all there to see what the fuck is next yeah Ravage looked
really good did I play this though I remember the trailer looks sick it's
like blueprints but you're like stuck in space
Did I play this?
I don't remember if I played the demo.
Only recordings.
I like to put it in the lamp.
And there's all the phenomena
where space and time have stretched and dared.
It is all connected somehow.
My K-9 unit is the only thing that keeps track.
It holds the pieces to a story I still don't understand.
And until I do,
I'll wake up again.
And again.
And again, yeah, this looks like it could be good.
This reminds me of Silver Pine Silver Pines was a good ass game.
This game is going to be something when it comes out.
A fish it. Hmm.
This is like, yeah, this was good shit, man.
Keep on the wish list game.
This game falls into the same category of I got to try the demo
to see if it stays on the wishlist.
I'll download this, because I will try it.
I might just play a bunch of random shit today as well.
Oh yeah, so Unreal Engine 6, by the way.
Yeah, I wonder if Gears of War
is gonna kind of be like their main showcase of UE6.
Ue6 is Ue5 and UeFN coming together into a single unified engine for the next gen of game. What is UeFN?
Ue6 will keep doing the things that you want. Is that the Fortnite thing?
Oh yeah, it is Fortnite. Is that like their sandbox? Kind of like their Roblox shit?
Oh, they're okay. The editor.
Mmm.
That said, you six will keep doing it. The things you want unreal engine to do rendering keep getting better. Quick times will come down.
and looks to get tight air mobile is increasingly capable.
But UE6 is just something for an incremental U5 development
path, because three things about game development
need to change at the same time.
We're moving the gameplay programming model to verse,
which transactionalizes C++ for increased accessibility
of development so that we can build persistent large-scale
live experience with thousands of contributors,
where enabling content code and their companies become
portable and interoperable across games, ecosystems,
and engines through open standards
to enable developer collaboration
on much greater scales than ever before.
Well, we'll see.
We're building development pipeline features
such as an MCP with integrations for Claude,
Jim and I and others as creativity
and productivity multipliers.
So the teams can focus their efforts
on the essential creative and technical task for development
rather than time on time consuming me and it was asked.
I still think, bro, this is what's gonna happen anyways.
You know what?
If AI makes Nintendo fucking netcode better, so be it.
All right, show it in the back end,
optimize shit in the back end.
If it makes it so in indie dev,
whose game would be better with an online matchmaking
or some shit, and AI helps him attach
to fucking two ropes together to make that something in this game.
So be it. It's better if that is better than seeing it on the front end
of the the visual side that the fucking player sees.
OK.
If it's back end shit for like networking or making it so I can see
what you're trying to actually make, but you can't, for some reason, you're stuck or resource
capped on even making co-op work or something. Whatever, dude. That's fine. But what I'm visually
consuming, I want that to be from the devs vision, you know? AI voices are, it depends,
And if it's an RPG where a massive portion is literally talking to podcasting with NPCs,
then you use AI voices, that's bullshit.
If you're like, that's not your whole fucking shtick, you don't need that much dialogue,
that's not the point of the game, then it's like, who gives a fuck?
It's like light.
If you are literally an RPG and you're NPCs, you have to talk to them and it's all AI to me. That's a turn off.
Yeah, it feels like it cheapens the product. Who the fuck wants to play an RPG and it's all AI voices?
It's like the voice acting is what that's a massive part of it.
No law tech demo. Oh, they showed some footage too.
I think it's still so early to see how this all plays into it, but I've already played a bunch of games now
We've all played a bunch of games. I had little bits of AI and I look at fucking
Crimson Desert people were pissed about like five pieces of art
To me, that's like another thing that doesn't like take away
What was their reasoning for that it was so random
I personally didn't give a fuck, but I don't know what the it was just placeholder
Wasn't it just like a very small amount of art in the game?
Unless you're like micro fucking inspecting every detail you would not notice
Just a couple paintings. Yeah, that seems so minor and random compared to the scale
of what AI can do. It just seems so minuscule and doesn't matter.
I don't know. I don't know. It's like case to case. It really depends on how they use
What is this no law tech demo? Did this happen today, this presentation?
Here to talk about no law, the next game from our studio.
No law.
In our first game, the Ascent, our small team pushed the out of the box, you for tech,
to its limit to make a highly detailed, lived in cyberpunk world.
For our new game, no law. A high fidelity, immersive, first person shooter
set in the unregulated city of Port Desire.
We knew that our best starting point
would be building a game around the core features...
Oh yeah, this game!
...because a small team like ours needs to work with the engine, not against it.
We realized early on that out of the box wouldn't be enough.
We had to push beyond the defaults and build our own workflow
inside UE5 to make the world we wanted.
We're proud of what we did with the Ascent,
and no law is the next step in that same approach.
How constrained was the city?
We didn't want the largest world, but the densest.
A city that feels lived in at every scale,
where every corner carries history,
and every surface tells a story.
Poor Desire is shaped by human clutter.
Cramped market alleys,
layered graffiti,
worn stickers on electrical bosses.
Spaces that feel touched and retouched
by the people that live there.
Our goal was to tell a story with every frame,
from a messy apartment where characters go about their lives,
to the skyline of the city.
As a relatively small team, that ambition
came with real challenges.
We wanted extreme detail everywhere,
but we also needed stability and performance
without hand-optimizing each location.
For us, the answer wasn't a single system,
but a shift in how we built the world.
We prioritized density over scale,
and we built a pipeline that let artist handcraft spaces
without constantly stripping detail back
and without relying on procedural generation.
Nanite is what made that approach viable.
It lets us keep a high level of detail across surfaces
without gaining every asset as a trade-off
between fidelity and performance.
Our custom implementation of FastGEO
in combination with the World Partition System
enables a seamless experience that never breaks.
Wait, so.
We also have details in every nook and cranny.
I think this looks all right.
I'm not like, holy shit, what's going on here?
It doesn't look bad, but it's not like a, uh, holy fuck, tech demo.
Oh, okay.
Wow.
We build tools inside Unreal to help our artists handcraft the entire city, alley by alley, building by building, block by block.
To show Portesire's full range as an urban city, overrun with vegetation, we need a dynamic lighting.
From the cozy lush, midday sun to the darkest, the most dangerous alleys where even the brightness of light does not reach.
the challenge was maintaining a fully dynamic day night and weather system
without unpredictable frame times. Lumen gives the foundation for full
dynamic lighting and mega lights that are always focused on the believable
space instead of tuning every single light source. Every believable space needs
dozens or hundreds. Ue6 just sounds like they're taking Ue5 and doing the big
warning light on a camera. Point whatever updates to the large
while smushing UE FN into it it's not going to be like UE 6 comes out and
there's like a massive change it will just be still going through the
pipeline
searching through darkness or escalating when something feels awful.
I don't know man, this looks like I- sure brother.
Gears of War, E-Day, Tech Devil, like it looks like-
Everyone, I'm Kate Rainer. It's great to be able to join you today.
Gears of War will celebrate its 20th anniversary this year.
Here's a war. Let me see
Welcome to the pain save superstore in downtown, Kelowna
In previous games a space like this was limited to three shadow casters in view
With mega lights. We now have hundreds of light sources all casting shadows
I've 60 frames per second on Xbox series X
This TV display wall utilizes the animated area lights with light functions that are driven
by the video itself fully on the GPU.
They each cast eerie and unsettling dynamic shadows with soft penumbra across the scene.
The pay and save is a great example of how we've created environments with geometry
You know what? Gears of war visually always looks really good.
The last gears looked really good.
But the gameplay was like super... I remember dropping it.
Let's check out the freezer section all these freezers have multiple area lights inside
them usually these games are kind of boring sometimes to play but they
visually look good of your local grocery store during combat bullets create a
dynamic shatter point in the glass when it shatters all the pieces slide with
the environment using hardware raytraced collisions with physically accurate
Translucent possession.
Like that, sick.
Glass dev?
It's amazing to see how many light sources there are in here.
There are hundreds of them.
From the small lights on Marcus's armor to the large spotlights on the ceiling.
There is no way we'd ever be able to achieve this effect
or have this many ray traced area lights on current generation hardware without mega lights.
The guy who killed you is POV.
A staple of the Gears franchise, E-Holes, are back in Gears of War E-Day.
So let's open some up.
Without all the monsters in the way, you can see all the volumetrics and smoke lit perfectly.
One of the things we're super excited about that was
unthinkable in the past is having shadows on every single one of our muzzle flashes.
This is a really great improvement that adds to the dynamic combat of gears
with a more believable firing experience that puts you right in the middle of the action like never before.
I mean, yeah, man, like I said, even the last Gears of War looked so good visually.
Like they, they, they're very good at making assets.
But then usually it's kind of like, meh.
But the game is boring, yeah, it's almost like very photorealistic and sanely detailed
set pieces, but then like you're just kind of like shooting your gun, active reload.
It's usually super linear plots with super heavy photorealistic, very beautiful, detailed
environment.
That's how Gears of War, the previous one, fell.
Same with Senua.
Senua falls into the same category where it's like they visually stunning potato.
like, you know, but then you look at like Ryce and a Rome.
Ryce and a Rome actually, you know what?
Fuck that.
Yeah.
Ryce and a Rome had a good story.
Okay.
Ryce and a Rome actually was a one done.
You don't really get many games with the Roman plot.
Okay.
And it was like a solid story.
The ending was kind of nice too.
No, the ending was actually great, dude.
What do you mean?
That game sucked ass.
Yeah.
But then like the gameplay, everybody says the gameplay
sex balls, but it had a great set pieces and a better story instead of needing fucking six games
to describe an alien invasion. And the guy still looks exactly, well, this is eBay.
We're just back. 2026, same war.
4, phrenom, Vietnam 1, Vietnam 2, Vietnam 3, phrenom.
The sinking city 2 demo is out.
You try that one for me and tell me if it's worth trying because I'm kind of 50-50 on
that.
Now everything is the gun official gameplay trailer.
I could have bonked some people and ampoules, I could have.
I don't know man.
I'm good on this one, bro.
See a crossfire.
I have this one wish listed.
Oh yeah, this one, ah, this one's a maybe.
Is it this from the guy who made spec ops,
the line or whatever?
I guess that would be the main interesting thing.
I don't know.
I didn't know that guy was still a developer.
Why not?
X Cod Dev?
Yeah, maybe it will be good.
Oh, demo is out for this game.
Did I wish this one?
Listen to the demo for this game a while ago.
Isn't this the second time this has been available?
It was the beta test, now it's a demo.
We have literally run out of games
This fucking guy all he does is consume consume mother fucker how much you add an idea you think it's easy
We don't know what you want to play
Do I start with mole?
Play mecha chameleon.
How about the amount of maps they have now is insane.
Just get.
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's one of the maps. Holy shit.
Hard mode.
Wow. You gotta play custom maps. Yeah, the custom maps are hilarious.
areas.
You are the monster comes out tomorrow.
Brother.
Okay.
Maybe, maybe.
Oh, yeah, fun for 10 minutes.
What was that one demo?
Iron nest?
I'm going to try iron nest, let me start with this one, yes, yes, let me see how good this
is.
Let's see, let's see, how good is this?
Tell me they actually popped off with this game.
From, let's see, from wishlist to actually popping up, instead of just being...
Let's see.
Oh
Well, let me fix everything, okay
There we go very nice
Okay, let's see silver pines must play this game. Let's see calibration fire
I don't know anymore bro, these games just come out, you know who the fuck's developing it.
99, what time is it that I'm supposed to attack us now?
Iron Nest protocol
Whoa
Oh begin calibration firing test plot your firing trajectory to target on the map
Fire HE shell it's a target iron nest location
Glory to who? Cast steel. Target coordinates. Number one is at minus Q4, 4-2. Iron nest location, H3-5-5.
Oh, I have to leech it?
That leads!
Okay, Iron Nest, Target, and of course Glory to Castiel.
Alright, hold on, what the fuck man?
Iron Nest, Loader Left, Loader Right, Rotator, Fire Control, Calculator, Elevator, Music?
I don't think this is the time for this that that's how you turn nice high
command oh this is just immersion immersion breaking read measure calculate load rotate
elevate fire okay we got a measure and calculate looks like the hardest part
okay measure and calculate what the fuck is this y'all this is a whole thing
Yo, ally enemy reference point underground high-priority infantry recon artillery mechanized. Yeah, what the hell dude? There's a war going on
No, they'd when I was stationed here they said there's never oh my god
You know that one other game coming out it's kind of interesting how this game came out and then that what's that other one that has a
ridiculous title
Which is in the same degree. DFM, whatever. Oh, PDKK is coming out.
This one visually looks more insane, but still, this is kinda cool.
Alright.
Yeah, I guess we have a missile launcher genre now.
Target number one, is that a minus Q4?
No, okay hold on let's see. Target is a Q4-4-2. reset marker delete. Oh, oh, oh, okay. Q4.
Uh, what am I looking at?
J-H-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-A-Q-4?
It's painted already.
I have 4-2.
Right there.
Okay, sure.
And then, iron nest location is H-3-5-5.
Which is right here. This is what I meant right here.
oh fuck this is me whoa oh this is how you drag it okay okay we're good so we're
good okay this checks off we're good we're good yet understood right sure yes
That checks out. Measure? Oh, I have to measure. Change category? Did it not update?
I think I have to do something like actually... Oh, wait a minute. Maybe...
Oh, here we go. Can I write down the... uh-oh. Oh shit, I deleted it.
85.4, 8.98 kilometers. 85.4 degrees. Oh, it says it right here.
Okay, we're good.
It already had it anyways.
Okay, I think we're good. What is this? Master power. I'm not gonna press that.
Okay, something tells me I'm gonna miss.
What is the next control? I think it's those I have to...
Ah, here it is.
Holy shit, match the elevation to the angle in your calculator and clipboard.
Alright, that sounds... that's fine. That's fine.
Before... where is the calculator?
Yes, measure... calculate.
Calculator.
Input distance to target.
Select number of powder charges.
Calculate gun elevation.
Alright, let's sit here.
Distance.
Oh my god, my hand's cramping.
Ow.
There's gotta be a faster way.
Wait distance 30 input distance to target
Oh whoops oh my god oh my god oh my god holy shit this is our only missile who
Who assigned me to this job?
Holy fuck.
There it is, there it is. Select two powder charges.
Select a mount of powder charges, okay?
Oh!
Gun elevation.
Oh, okay. 53.70.
Okay, I think that's what we input into that over there. Can I write that down? I guess it doesn't matter
Okay
Load Nexus load. Oh
Shit
Oh, it is written it auto writes it select shell ram shell dispense powder charges
Yeah, leave this right here. Hold on, hold on. Okay, first we gotta look at the lever
here. Where's this chamber shit? Oh my god. Whoa! God damn! Holy shit, there it is! Okay!
How many are reloading, too?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my god, all right.
What was that?
Was that one powder charge?
Goddamn.
I think I'm going to press this.
Oh, shit.
Shit.
I think I did that load two powder charges loaded power charges. I think we're good
I think I think I did that right
Yeah, what the hell man?
God damn dude. The audio there. And the animation there. What the fuck?
Okay, I think we did it. Two out, two in. Yes, yes. Oh yeah, it's one he, two powder charges,
Ram powder charges were good. Okay, we're good. Next. Alignment. I think we're only using the left gun, so...
Yes. Okay. Where's my shit at? 53.70.
70
Why don't I apply this steamer University
I'm already living the dream, bro. I'm gonna leave that one to you.
Oh shit!
All right.
There you go. I think we're good. I think we're good. 53.70.
All right, very nice, very nice.
Fire mission, drop the teletubutton, what's a fire?
Just fire the ship?
Fire mission, hold on, last no pad.
Run over each step of arming the iron nest and switch for confirmation.
Okay, just one gun.
Left gun.
Okay, are these good?
Wait.
Tips?
Fire mission confirmed, shell type confirmed, bearing confirmed, ranging confirmed, gun arms.
And I think...
We're good.
Oh fuck.
right 53.70 bearings 35 right hold on run up my way oh y'all that's a bearing
rail what the fuck hold on hold on why is it a 35 yeah hold on unlocked unlocked
Oh, the hell didn't I set the bearing?
Wow, whoa, whoa, whoa, where's it going? Oh shit
I thought I'm only loading the left
53.70
Baring 85.4
It's the right side, but there's this isn't loaded
This is a different shot. It's all bound to this
Wait, how do I bring this back? Oh
Right wheel is rotation for both
Oh, this is locked, but that's this is different 53.70 is the guns
bearing
Our elevation
To the right yeah, what am I missing which one am I not setting?
Oh my god, fuck! God dammit!
It's okay, sometimes you need to be rough with the machinery, so you get the jams out.
It's jammed up. The right panel!
what about what the fuck are you guys talking about right side of the room I
see that this you can't enter dude I swear I was not able to interact with
this no this is isn't this is this not for the right gun
Oh, I guess this is all controlled for bearing, okay.
I don't know how I didn't see that out of my ammo.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!
I already measured it on the map.
I must have to re-measure it
After all this is done. I mean I could just confirm it, but I'm pretty sure it's fine
Yeah, it's still the same.
Okay, I think we're good now.
Good thing I didn't shoot.
I'm assuming we're on defense if we're on defense I'm okay with that.
Not really, but if it was life or death, bro, okay, let's look it up.
Defense life or death, shit man.
Alright, mission accomplished.
No bush! Don't tell me there's a whole fuckin' manual to go to bed.
Holy shit. Wait, all-time kill score? There is a high score? Are you kidding me, dude?
this yeah this is a CIA fucking software bro these guys all got contacted
challenge mission high score based gamer exit mission exit return to the map
Hold on, what if I sleep instead of exiting?
Huh.
Anti-monarchists detonated a bomb in the hospital's entry courtyard, murdering a hundredth of them, making it a threat to the...
atrocity meant to shadow the very heart of Castile, the attack occurred during visiting hours, which has been described by the King as particularly unscorting.
Anti-monarchists!
Fire and light.
Oh, okay, so this was calibration.
Intelligence has identified an anti-monarchist element operating within the city.
Hey, what the fuck?
Where the monarchy?
Separately, High Command has scheduled a celebratory illumination over the Royal Palace to mark
the Generals Piece initiative, Iron Ness has been assigned both operations.
Uh oh, uh oh.
Yeah, this game's super well- it's always the best demos.
Ah, this is one of those demos where it's like when the devs actually have gold, it's
so fucking good.
And the game, especially when it's on your wishlist, and the game actually is good shit,
and you know it's gonna sell well, and it's just good.
And you see like the dead's talon, oh, like this and Silverpines, I'm not trying to fucking
oversell it, but it will do well.
I mean, I'm not saying it's like Game of the Year, best fucking game ever, okay?
Some of you motherfuckers are like looking for a life-changing piece of software.
Relax.
I'm just saying it falls into the mostly positive overwhelmingly positive category
It's that good that it is you know you play so hard it sounds like a hashtag yet, you know what true
Play so hard sounds like a hashtag and that's a bar right there
Okay, you fucking zoomer shit
Check adjacent typewriter for field reports.
Alright.
Hehehe.
Oh yeah, what the fuck, man? Spotter? One iron nest? Spotter one? Spotter two?
Okay, hold on. Let's see.
Let's see if I remember the tutorial.
Okay, we're still on 5'5".
L892? This time it's not marked. Okay, uh, L892.
Yeah, wait, did I not read the field report?
Check adjacent to where the fuck is the typewriter?
Isn't that?
I'm just spotting, um, oh, right here.
This is big ass thing right here.
I thought I was looking for a small typewriter.
Oh, so now I'm going to have to set them differently.
Okay.
Um, alright, let me see how this works.
I'm going to fail this.
Alright, 5-5-2.
L-8-9-2.
L 8 9 2
Okay, and then 5 5 L 2 0 8. I think I'm doing this right hold on
Bearing from spot bearing 85 degrees from spotter number one
Haven't I shoot in these motherfuckers? Use the yellow pen? What?
I thought it changed the stats. Why do you want the yellow pen?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I can't wait.
A hostile element has been added out of it in the city, trying to create the target position and destroy it.
Iron nest, okay, observation assets.
So there's a spotter at number one and number two, who have spotted the hostile target.
And they're located at those two spots.
is that what I'm reading here okay the tutorial went right to hey shoot these
motherfuckers so you have to actually triangulate the target in this game so
now let me just see how this works I I'm trying to figure out the fucking loop I
I gotta try it and fail, and suck balls, the unsuck balls.
Okay, so these are the two spotters.
And then the bearing, uh, I, I can't wait.
How the hell is this helping me here?
Unless I, how are they triangulating the tar, how are they, what the fuck?
How are they seeing the target?
It seems like they're far away.
And an 85 bearing 85 from spotter number one
So now I have to see so from this
So from he's looking at the target, I think I don't know if I'm doing this right he doesn't give me a distance
But he's saying the target is bearing east
I'm just putting that as a reference, I don't fucking know.
And then from hit, hit he's saying he sees him in a bearing at 54.
Do you actually have to calculate shit in this game?
The to- the tutorial was just how to shoot the thing.
Close enough.
Okay!
Draw a long line. I guess what I could do now is just okay. Let's see. Maybe what if I
What if I just have to cross the lines and then they're looking I
Don't fucking know let's see. Let's see where triangulates
I'll do a 54 degree bearing and then I'll delete this shit and then
85 degrees. Wow, okay. I gotta draw that even further. Oh wait, so doesn't that just mean
he's at this... he's at T8? So you're just trying to find which area he's in and he could
be in four different areas?
I'm assuming this is it, so he's at 3839.
So this is where I want to shoot.
Oh wait, 54. Oh fuck.
Oh shit. Oh, shit.
There it is.
I'm going to redo this whole one.
For accuracy.
Right there.
Four eight I'm at four eight three eight fifty four eighty five
He's right in this square three eight four eight
Three nine four nine
Now from my bearing
carrying it.
Am I, is it, are we, are we calculating it like this?
So this is what I'm doing?
It doesn't need to be a red line.
I don't think it matters.
Next time I'll do a red line.
So this is how I need to shoot my gun to kill this guy.
You don't need the fucking red pen.
does for your notebook. What do you mean for my notebook? The red line
specifically calculates. Oh, it's not just color preference.
True, it does show you here. Okay.
65.7 degree 13.05 kilometers.
Okay brother! The target has left the situation.
Yeah this guy already left. He already left on a plane. Can I mark it? Okay it
already shows it. All right fuck how do you do this again? Okay first things
first distance I forgot how do I apply all these numbers wait what oh cuz of the
first okay the first one's bullshit red 13 the first one's bullshit cuz I used
red okay perfect how do you know how many okay this calculates not enough
Charges
How do you know how many powder charges you need?
How do you know?
Max range it tells you
So we need three
Maybe you got a like refill these eventually
Okay, 31.32 elevation on the gun.
Alright.
Now, these are red, so we only have the- why are these fucking red?
They look like they're not there, they need to be recharged, so we have three greens.
What?
You used them?
Oh shit, that's what I was saying, don't you have to reload it eventually? So they're green?
Two is not enough to reach.
Where does it show you how many powder charges you have?
Calculated powder charge.
Okay, you know what? Whatever.
Really.
Loaded power charges calculated loaded to but it's loaded to
And it calculated power charges three
Did it we already shoot one no
I guess we just have to load one
Last time I loaded to and I thought it shot it
Yeah, but from before we fucking shot
What's in those two get consumed they don't get consumed
See it fucking resets the damn number
You gotta wait until you get to this point and it discharges them wrong
No way wrong ammo
Was it actually wrong ammo no way
Yeah, I'm pretty sure all I have is eachy
That looks bad.
I don't know, can I actually fix the steam?
I think that's just when it's loaded.
It's so hot.
There's just a lot of pressure.
It's a gun elevation, 52.
I tried to hit E and it just locks me into this.
Alright, 52.
All right, and right here turret rotation 65.7
Okay, and now let's see. Fire mission, shell pipe, bearing, 52, right gun, HE, bearing confirmed,
65.7, range confirmed, 13.05, is that the range you can't zoom in? Gun armed, oh god, pray I didn't f**k up.
Oh f**k, I'm doing it.
Oh f**k!
Okay, okay.
Yo, oh, okay, okay, okay, maybe, maybe?
How we doing?
Oh my god, the high command.
High command to Iron Nests, target destroyed, reconnaissance photos, transmitter to additional hostile elements have been identified in the recon photos, destroy both before proceeding glories with Castile.
Alright, hold on. Let me see. Alright. Wait, two more? Two more. Spotter, LA- Yo, hold on. Two additional hostile elements? Okay, what's-
Two additional?
Well, where'd he got- where'd he got this shit, huh?
On the map? Oh, they actually show me here. Siv. Well now I don't need to... I feel like I can too
one this. Can I just shoot right... I feel like I can... why does it say Siv by the way?
I wonder if I can get rid of these.
Um, okay.
Okay.
Oh, I can get rid of these.
Um, alright.
not labeled the stars. I'm trying to go right away really? The stars are the
actual target? Oh god you're trying to actually not hit the civilians of course
that's okay so the stars are the target and I think is that how the lit this
game is wait that's fucked up this game that's how the leaderboard works how
accurate you are without minusing points on missing target and killing the
civilians. Ah, the leaderboard works, right?
Redder all bad. Chad, where the fuck do I shoot? There's a star up here. I think
I think this looks like a bullseye, so Siv is the target.
As I was, right there, I think, let's see how that does.
67.8, 13.06 kilometers.
Um, okay, 52.24...
Oh shit, what's the blue one?
they had to wait let's see let's see
So mods starting out of bandhammer
Come on come on come on 52.24. We're very precise here
All right and 67.8
Okay, and I think we're good right? I got everything. Yes, shell type, bearing,
It's just that way 52.24, 13.06 kilometers, three-powder, charge, and fire.
Oh, it times it?
Oh god, it's a 30-second shot.
Can I track it here?
and there it is there it is the warrior took cast steel
A second fire mission is now authorized. What the hell? Phase 1 complete. A second fire mission is now authorized.
High command order starbursts over the Royal Palace.
Star shell only. This is a non-combat operation. Fire in the vicinity of the coordinates below.
A ground observer will mark corrections directly on impact recon photos.
Adjust and repeat fire until high command confirms satisfactory burst position.
Yellow numbers equals distance from the impact point to target.
Yellow arrows direction from the impact point to target.
Okay buddy, okay, hold the fuck on here boys, chill.
Alright, let me see here, let me delete everything, first delete everything.
First delete everything.
Alright, hold on, let me see, okay.
So we got the bearing, and what the fuck are we doing?
So we're firing a blue shell and then I will get more information depending on where the
blue shell hits or some shit. Directly on impact with recon photos. Adjust and repeat
this. So these are kind of like shells to pinpoint the actual target we're shooting.
So the blue shells are kind of like potatoes. Okay. Fire in the vicinity of the coordinates
below. I have my distance. I have the bearing. So I don't need the map right now then, right?
Did he write anything here?
This is old, isn't it?
85 and 4?
I think?
Because I already have the cl- I already have everything, right?
From spotter 1, true.
Shit.
Alright, so from- oh, I did remove him.
L.A.92
Okay, bearing at a distance from spotter number one.
Whatever, it doesn't matter. I can remove that even though I fucked it up. I can just remove the line.
Uh, 266?
Oh
Distance 3.38
Okay, so that's where we're at there
There are 266, 338, so he's on, he's right there.
Lol.
And then, boom.
So we gotta shoot a blue shell right on this.
I did it the potato way, but I got the numbers.
Okay!
Now we're good! That's not how any of this works!
What do you mean?
LA bearing from spotter 1 distance.
What do you mean?
How is this wrong?
How's this wrong?
Yeah, the early reds, I just didn't switch my marker.
Wait, it's 4.51 kilometers. We only need one. Yeah, we only need one, because it's five
kilometers per charge. Star Ilum High-Lum-Flare Bullshit Parachute
Oh, parachute drop? Oh.
Wait, where am I? Oh my god, what the fuck am I doing?
Okay, wait, did this set 52, 54.12?
Okay.
Star, 12, yeah, it's a little funky, do we keep that?
It shows 12, it's fine.
You know what?
We're trying to be precise.
It looks off balance.
Okay, no, it just looks weird.
Ha ha ha.
It looks like, ah, okay.
It's not angled.
Okay, let's see.
15 seconds.
I'm gonna have to keep adjusting.
Okay, so now he's going to send me information on how to adjust.
Wait.
Oh, okay.
So it shows the two arrows.
So further down the line, we're going to have to shoot.
She said what is a yellow numbers distance from the impact point to target and that
era's direction.
So from here the target is 4.3.
Why is this fucking odd like that?
going on there. I'm gonna go in between. 1.36. I think I have to shoot another
star. I think I have to shoot another star, right? Fire at the end of the tunnel though.
A ground observe will mark corrections directly on impact. Adjust and repeat fire until high
command confirms satisfactory burst position. Yeah, I have to do another one. Okay. We only
need one powder here 52.32, is that right or is there anything? No, nothing.
Okay
We need two for this 34.56
Another one of these
I think, uh, well, I need to actually push this in.
Okay
Yeah, this bearing oh my god
All right, I should I should go left I should go left
I just shut my hand in. Ow. Oh, I broke my wrist.
Yeah, it's heavy machinery 34.5 6 I don't think we're good. Glory for Castile.
If you make a brup stops will blow the valves. Oh shit, really?
There it is, there it is, target.
We have a confirmation.
I command service to confirm the fire mission complete.
Stand down into the feather, autos.
The light, I can see it.
Confirmation I can answer to confirm the fire mission complete stand down and to the feather others the light of the saddle
Beige time. All right good stuff. Beige time. I command is happy. How do you fix the valves? I
Hit Ian it doesn't let me I'm just inhaling this right now. It's like a vape
There must be... oh my god you can fucking turn it.
Holy shit.
How does this thing not get destroyed?
That thing's been smoking forever.
Alright, there we go.
The anti-monarchists remind us all that no such pursuit concerns them their only correspondence
arrives written in the blood of innocents.
For three years the General has extended every olive branch available to him and for three
years the British, the Brutish rebels have returned the branches of flame as is mentioned
in the King Honor of the General's dedication to peace with the metal.
Anymore he is insured with a ceremony with artillery fire upon a civilian quarter.
One wonders when the General's patience will find its limits.
This has five metals attached to it.
Why am I lopsided? Did I break my neck while I was sleeping?
Yo!
What the hell? I think we're being repositioned and they don't know I sleep in here too.
Yeah, I sleep in here!
What type of tech is this? Is this like a spider that moves?
The iron nest has legs.
What is this?
Requisition credits.
Get one high explosion of a frag shell?
20 powder charges? What?
Is this how I pay for more shit?
Alright, this is how they resupply me?
I wonder if that fully resupply did.
You can open the window.
And if you have a window I farted in yesterday, it still smells.
I'll read all that shit later.
And front, can you even go in the front?
There is something over there like you can kind of go there somehow.
Like an elevator.
Oh, there's a side railing thing.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, what the hell?
Did you not like hold it?
weird. I don't know, I don't know, I can press it and it like shuts. Just a meek!
Alright, let's see here, okay. Iron Nest is on I-653 destroy, the city is to be
Collective hostile elements destroy five hostile infantry units within the designated urban sector
Requisition consoles authorized for ammunition and powder. Oh, I just use that
Spotters check adjacent typewriter for field report. Okay, let's see
Three spotters, holy shit
God damn dude, I ain't gonna remember all that shit. Hold on dude. I'm gonna do one at a time
Oh god damn what? Infantry?
Intelligence incomplete believed active and friendly urban sectors intelligence incomplete so I have to shoot stars over there
Repositioning complete
Three colors outside of see you down real
Use marks for spotter locations. It's easier. What do you mean, marks?
Oh, you have one of these too.
Oh yeah, true. Spotter 1 is K9.
Okay, spotter one is on one seven
Spotter two
We could go blue, whatever
L5, that's artillery
Brother, it doesn't matter, I understand
Red. Red? Yes, red. L5.
We know what the red is, okay? Red is ally to us. Okay, red is ally. F152.
Oh my god.
Okay.
What is this distance right here?
Did I forget to break that?
Okay, so infantry number one is...
Uh, infantry from spotter one.
Hold on, is bearing 245.
245, from spotter 2 it's 268.
Excuse me?
Wow!
Holy shit, it's right on the edge!
Goddamn!
Alright, infantry one, what the hell is this marking?
And then, wait, what was it all?
H3-55?
Wait, what?
I thought it said Iron Ness was on I something I
I 653 oh
I have to actually move this now. Oh shit. Hold up before it was just here I 653
Okay, so now this is where I am of course
All right, so from my position
We need to shoot right there for infantry one.
I wonder if I should do one at a time or plow all the infantry and have all the intersections
ready.
3, 3, uh, spotter 3 has no intel. Yeah, spotter 3 hasn't seen shit. Um, yeah, maybe I do
3. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Okay, I'm gonna delete these now. Did he say anything? Yeah,
Number three is for infantry two and three.
Okay, now this is uh, next target.
So from spotter two, spotter three, three thirty two.
Yeah, maybe I can, if they're close enough I can kill both of them on one bullet.
One he hit.
Three thirty two.
I'm just gonna go to the edge because this is ridiculous.
it's easier to 332 and then spotter to 286 so these are two separate shots
okay so let's calculate so this is infantry to we get a shot right there and
then let me delete this
and then three and then I think we're gonna have to believe active and
friendly urban intersectors I have to star these I'm not really sure maybe
I'll get more intel after or I have to just use stars and kind of figure out
where the others are I'm fucking up
spotter one ten points whoa whoa whoa this way whoa whoa wait wait wait wait
Wait wait
This one's different infantry three what?
10.75 kilometers
This might get a little weird.
Oh, is this where I'm gonna use the protractor or whatever?
Or I'm gonna use one of these in forever.
I'm actually excited.
I haven't used a protractor in fucking forever.
I'm excited.
Even if it's on a piece of software.
Alright, 10.75 and then 3, 6.97.
I kind of forgot how to use it.
I don't know if I'm doing this correctly.
The thing is, okay, all the information I'm getting for infantry 3 is that the distances.
Hold on. Let me see. I'm not really sure how to even do this. How am I... Let me see.
10.75
6.95
9.7 so that's where they are
Right there
Red line
Okay, we got our three targets.
I can now remove all the yellow.
Maybe before I fucked up.
I don't think so though.
So now we have three infantry locations.
This looks like three separate shots.
I could do a middle shot, but it looks like it will miss.
So we have three targets.
All right, there it is.
Let's do it.
All right.
Here we go.
Uh, triple.
Let's see.
Three shots.
How do I know how many HE shells I have, actually?
How do I know?
How to charge.
Where does it tell me how many I have?
How many stars I have?
How many HG I have I think I have none oh shit I don't think I have any so this
didn't do anything right magazine left magazine I'm pretty sure it's the left
yeah it is I probably have to get some stars
One, two, three, and then I can load two stars.
Star show.
Is the Reikon available to use now?
Oh my god, it is.
So I could technically take out two targets.
I could.
And plus this is loaded with HE so I can take out infantry 1 and 2 in one go.
Okay let's do that.
Okay 8.45.
Okay that's two.
Alright, 50.70.
I didn't need to do that, but that's all I could.
Oh yeah, because I am gonna have to actually adjust, so...
I can do it, but I can have the second one go pretty fast.
261.4, uh, 50.
You don't have to change this number at all, it's the right one I have to change.
This elevation stays...
Oh shit, whoops.
And the right-hand elevation.
Oh wait, you can't, because the right- it's actually locked.
You can't do two.
Unless eventually unlocks? I don't really know.
Okay, 50 points. I've been to 222.5.4.
8.45 kilometers. We did that. And I think we are good.
Unless it's because I didn't fully load it.
This is for later 6.95 wait yeah 41.78 I did I loaded the right one
I'm pretty sure, yeah. Oh, you can link it? We don't want to do that, though.
Okay, so I'm gonna shoot infantry one and then I need to change the gun
elevation. And then I can shoot second infantry so I can do it pretty fast. I'm
pretty sure, I think. Everything is locked and loaded. Okay, let's see. I'm pretty
sure that's all I need to do. Okay, so fire, 50.70 left gun. I don't want to shoot
the right gun but I'm not. I have to first change it. HG 41.7, 282.254. Alright lock it in. Fire 30 seconds and now 41.70. Am I tripping right now?
Am I good to fire this? 285. 285. I'm not even going to check.
I'll check the impact after.
I don't think I fully locked this shell in, I almost fucking killed myself.
Alright, that one hit.
That one hit.
I don't know what the blue means, but yeah.
Is that civilian?
shit okay we got one more how we doing how we doing high command what does that
mean forward up there is running a problem enemy ammunition catch across
the router party target designated conduct recon flight over grid p4 confirm position
the neutralized with ap ordinance recon plane requisition card has been issued present card
what the hell yeah what about the third target priority conduct conduct recon flight over grid p4
ap shell i don't have an ap shell
Okay, and then it said, a scout plane?
What?!
Oh, I gotta get rid of stuff.
Hold on, hold on.
I still have the third target, but I guess I'll lock that in later.
We're back to over a grid P4.
Wait, how do I know the bearing?
Yeah, how do I do the bearing?
It doesn't matter.
Request scalpel and flyover location.
All right, do we deploy it or something?
Whoa.
It's not all of these, right?
There's P4. Oh wait right here. Oh, there it is
96
And we're shooting an AP round there
103.3 7.5 7 I'm gonna load it in here because I loaded it in here it needs to anyways
7.57, 45.42, whoops.
I could just load this one in and shoot it to just kill the third infantry real quick.
It's gonna need two anyways.
Ah shit, 45!
Oh, whoa, whoa! Oh, shit, did I blink it? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, relax, relax, I gotta calculate you. Chill. Okay, this one's a priority target,
so, 103. Oh my god, both ways are slow as shit. I gotta quickly get to 103.
They should make this a battle, uh, a battleship game, with PvP.
And you all need to quickly find yourself a jump off and manually load the ships.
Fuck it, make it a Battle Royale!
Now if they find you you get one tap somehow you need to close yourself I don't know.
I think this would be cool.
It's more like you have to load in your own fucking missiles and shit to kill the target.
Okay we're gonna kill the priority we have everything and wait this is wrong.
And then I got to change to 266.2 after.
And then shoot the right gun.
Okay, 52, alright, okay, 1, 2, 3.3, okay.
This is an AP round.
So lock in the AP round.
Yes, yes, oh shit, AP, uh-oh.
I never shot one of these.
Ah!
Okay, while that one's going, while that one's going, we need to get to 262.
Thanks for the impact.
Brace.
Pull aside.
Alright, let's just kill the third infantry real quick.
Did I fuck up?
Did I do 266?
Uh oh.
No way.
way no way what did I put the number on no I did 262
NOOOO!
WHAAAAAT?
Wait, nothing happened.
It was a dud. Ah, it was a dud. Yep, it was a dud.
Yep, it was a dud.
Nope, it never went off.
It never went off.
All good, all good.
I just love that shooting from the air.
I'm hungry.
It was a Dada.
Oh my god!
Destroyed well executed three awesome three units remain an urban sector complete their destruction in detail
Yes
Can you watch the shot through the front window no you can't
We're good, right?
So somehow I have to find the two other infantry.
There we go, we're done. Easy.
What are you doing? Wrong gun? What do you mean wrong gun?
Oh wait, were they found?
I
Excuse me, how was that too short it's 8.37 kilometers
50
It was 50.22 it was 50.22
Okay, it's 50.22 boys 50.22 we need more shells
Come on man
Yeah, you know what? You guys are distracting me, okay? This is the job that is high stress,
okay? You guys are distracting me. Okay.
Why are the air 0.882 kilometers that way, but then why is it showing the red marks?
Now aren't these the uh isn't this infantry four and five?
Wait wait wait wait wait wait hold on hold on.
Is it actually once you missed did it provide me with an angle adjustment?
Yeah, like right here, so I wonder like if I attack right here it will avoid the hospital
But I will be enough of an impact point. I'm pretty sure that's how this game works like as long like if you hit a little bit of the
diamond
You're good
Yeah
Like I'll shoot it right here and see and then that so I have to shoot three and then this one I need to shoot
Like right here, I don't know if this is even like I feel like that's still gonna hit the hospital
Unless an AP has a bigger impact range
Use the disk tool.
Shows you the explosion template well
Wait, how does this work?
Oh
My god, I've messed up all my bearings because of this fucking marker
Yikes.
Oh, AP is super precise.
Why not just do all AP shots?
Right? Why not just do triple AP shot?
Because misses, they're more expensive.
Like that's a direct hit on those.
I'm assuming if you just do a bit, like there's an overlap, so if I go right there I'll be
good okay now we have three new ones and I'm actually gonna delete these as well
let's just recalculate everything okay 8.59 first shot alright did I load AP
into that you get the AP
they're gonna get the AP right oh fuck I got so many of these hopefully I have
some
I
Okay
All right ones already loaded in here. Oh shit this one needed a new bearing it was the 51
I'll just shoot away wasn't this loaded in with an HE
Well, it is what it is.
50.9, 50.9, 50.9, 50.9, 50.9.
I got.
Alright.
8G, 50% to do, 259.3.
Hopefully that does well.
All the good news is, this is on the one that is far away from everybody.
So even though it's an HE, oh fuck, I mean it's still a huge impact zone, but it's directly
on target.
Bullseye.
That was probably the best one that could have happened to.
Okay, we need to put an AP in here.
I'm going to put an AP in here if I have one.
All right, we need 274.2.
0.78 and 50.52, okay, done, and then 274.2, left gun first,
first ap 36.78 274.2
and now 265
Double shots.
Bullseye.
No!
What?!
Yo, this is fucking bullshit!
AP my ass!
What the hell?!
Yo, this is...
That isn't- No!
I guess it doesn't take into consideration the red.
It doesn't take into consideration the blast zone.
Okay?
Yeah, it's more like the inner circle.
You're measuring the inner fucking circle, not everything else.
So, I need a clear one.
Yeah, you literally-
Yeah, what the hell?
It just measures the inner right there.
The yellow and the red is the scary part. That's the minus
So you're getting it. I
Wonder how the game works though if a little bit of this
Like does it give you max points if it's like that?
But you get a little bit of the red
Like is that considered you got it?
Or I wonder if max points is like
I don't even know like right there is max points but you'd have to aim it so the
red neath also destroys so you need like the red yeah you need to shoot it way
like like this so then the red and the gold go over the diamond you can set
the tool for real blast now is that eight what what do you mean how
I failed many times, but we've finished.
Insane demo, bro. Insane demo.
The Royal City reclaimed. It's not real. The Royal City is restored to the crown this
This morning in the general drives the anti-monarchist occupation of the streets of the city, especially the King of Westpac, and its most majority intact.
Any further delay after the Reversal River and Resonance Operation? This has been cleared for active engagement on a direct fire condition for the first time.
Yeah, this game is pretty sick though. Matt, this is a cool game. I'm gonna wait until later.
But yeah, that's definitely a cool last game. It's going to be very interesting how much more cooked PVKK is, but like that game felt like a solid lighter version of what this game will probably end up being.
This was on your wish list toy crafter.
Oh, true. It was. I never played it. We got Bee Man. We got, is there any other notable
Steam demos? Any exceptionally insane ones? Dude, Mecha Chameleon played it like 50 times.
The lift I'm waiting for it to come out.
I already played the demo.
Dustfront was sick.
The mound was all right.
Oh yeah, Ravage, Ravage.
Did anyone try Ravage?
Ravage, was it good, bad?
How many people are in MPOLS, does it tell you?
No.
Shards?
Nightwater?
Which one's this?
I don't know.
charts night water which ones this
try impulse bro I I impulse
This is number one.
3,000 people in MPOLS.
Oof.
I mean, sure, man.
This guy's kind of random.
Yeah, the league arc is going to happen eventually, not now.
How many people are in Miss Fall?
Miss Fall was like, you know, you know.
Oh is this the sword art online? Like, one...uh...
BOMBANA!
Hehehehe, BOMBANA!
Qualified Monkey Bomb Squad.
One monkey can't see.
I think I'm about to cut the wrong wire!
One monkey can't speak.
One monkey can't hear.
Uh, hey, can you guys hear me?
And a bomb about to explode.
Diffuse the bomb before time runs out.
It's kind of funny though.
Yeah, this one's kind of funny.
Cause you're all right next to each other too.
Nah, this is funny dude.
What a ripoff.
All three are next to each other and you're all fucked.
And you gotta figure it out?
Nah, that's funny.
Yeah, it's better than four fucks enter some bullshit and like scream and need to lie and there's jump scares. This is kind of hilarious.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, hahaha!
Mole and hold fast?
Thruil my dude, what is dud, DDOD?
Top-down roguelite shooter?
What?!
Infected and mutants are swarming the area.
It's right there, running for something.
I haven't played Corsair Cove are you guys telling me it's that good cuz the trailer
does not get me going.
So many of you have mentioned that it looks like it's okay it looks kind of a very messy
yeah isn't it just like a pirate town builder Valor mortis I'm waiting for release I played
I really like what they're doing. I hope they pull it off. I enjoyed the settings cool. I will play it on launch
Order of the stinking star
This is like a puzzle game it looks pretty cool looks like a puzzle game. Oh it is
Grain rot
Deep dish dungeon, no such place, online 404.
Restore and chill.
What is fish?
A platformer?
Dude, that game looks insane.
you
No, I'm gonna probably play some UFC maybe.
Echoes of Mastralia?
I know what the Founders wants, everyone does.
Magic for all.
Oh, true.
Hmm.
Visually it looks kinda nice, the spell effects.
Let's go hit up some UFC boys and go from there
Try the bomb game which one bro mole how long is I have to like lock into a
playthrough for mole how long is the game I got a lock into a damn play
through dude
one secret game for world cup
I just turned something up for you guys looks
Alright, let's see, let's see.
Majin B.
Okay, okay.
The saga of trouble be continues.
First damn year. What the hell dude?
First game and this guy the lags the hell out
Let me get give it a second hold on
I'll check I might have new clothes for him
Thank you for watching.
Ah, let's see what we got, let's see, let's see.
Wabada, first game of the match!
First game!
Oh, okay!
I tried to connect with him, but he was special, especially when it's just early in the fight.
How?
Oh!
Even if he hurt, he would do a kind of battle.
Rock him, suck him out of the shoot here!
Alright, so his power has certainly been hurt from earlier, but he's still made it to the opponent just recovered a little bit.
Yeah, but he's put him on notice, John. He knows now that it's not.
Wait for the danger. It can be very problematic for him.
Ow. Shit, man.
Alright, so early round one action, and he's been a little bit inefficient when it comes to his striking game. He's going for bro.
Yeah, he's swinging, but he's not having much success. He's got to slow him down a little bit, so to make sure that he can fight the whole fight.
Oh, a contest just opened up on his forehead. That fear is watching.
Oh!
Oh, here! Okay, buddy!
Okay, buddy!
You're done! You're done!
Come on out there, body hits!
Block your head!
Dude, this fucking guy...
see that this man did to get a victory. No, they both do really hard.
Oh, he might have me here. It's nice to go in the round.
Oh, shit.
Oh, where's the Kende Matambole?
All right, good.
That was fast.
He's a bonus.
Big fucking.
Oh, my bad.
Oh, my spam.
All right.
Now we got some blood, ladies and gentlemen.
It looks as though that shot has cut him open.
Now we're in a fight.
Let's go.
Now we're in a fight.
Oh, there you laggy.
Six more.
Fix your fucking internet!
Oh my god, buddy!
You li-fi bitch!
I
Let's check out some of the action DC and how about I don't watch that
this guy is very aggressive
Oh
Well, this might be pretty crazy bus for both guys
Get the fuck out of here!
Now fuck this guy you laggy ass piece of shit!
Maybe it's me lagging. Let me restart the game.
Lost to lag. Yo whatever bro whatever. Okay.
It's in the game.
yeah McDonald's Wi-Fi is an advantage
All right motherfucker
What are you doing?
We'll see what he can do with it.
Wow, what a cat.
How many times can he just explode his drink?
Every time he goes, it's a massive explosion.
Magnetic a moment ago was nasty.
You gotta stay locked in, man.
What the hell's going on in this?
Yeah, we put him on notice John. He knows now
You're fighting style
Oh man another good block there just hard to penetrate that
If you roll, he slips his shoulder and everything gets deflected off of that beautiful killer's shell defense.
Man, he walks right into that head kick.
Alright, so it looks like some bruising on that thigh right now.
He hasn't done anything to address that.
This guy's still...
He's gotta check some kicks.
In the game.
Now it may not be that damaging.
But down the line, he's gonna really pay for it.
He's not only addressing right now.
Under a minute now to go around.
Did my stand allow? Oh my god.
Forcing the stand up.
Oh, and he caught the kick.
Fighters separate from the clutch.
All left hook to the head, it's blocked.
Did you mirror fuck?
He is not kicking through the leg, he's kicking through the leg and you see the opponent
watching now all around the octagon.
March of the round is over but not before he got that cut on his forehand.
Okay, okay, chill, chill, chill.
Man set to earn this money hold on hold on we got a defense game
Oh
Really
This fucking guy do it. How's your stamina just like a hundred thousand percent
But that's been pretty effective weapon for oh my god
Just over three minutes to go in round two
Ah, dude, this guy is a new one of a kind, dude.
Well, you can see his leg is hurt here starting to lift a little bit.
I think Magamet Ankalayev is the guy we point to for exuding all of that toughness when he absorbed those leg kicks,
but don't want to take too many more of them.
But like Magamet, you want to try to get taken down.
You can't get on your feet and limp and can't turn away from strikes.
You've got to try and change something.
Okay, okay.
Okay, it is.
Well, he continues to do a nice shot here defensively protecting the head and sort of maybe letting his opponent gas out a little bit with all the longer.
His opponent sees the target, but he can't get to the target, so he'll continue to throw, and he'll continue to wound, he don't gas.
Shit!
So the blood really is starting to flow every time that area gets targeted, that comes getting worse.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. What a fight!
I'm so bloody
This is always goes for the head I thought he's gonna try to hit me back
Oh
Oh, my, oh, my!
Back to the feet now.
Oh, my!
There's a half-guard here.
We got a battle going on you, motherfucker.
He's got side control now.
And he's back up to his feet.
Well, it's been a while, but the sport perhaps a contender for some bonus money in fight 10.
Dude, all you do is that fucking head kick!
They're both hurt.
You expected it.
You expected a close fight.
Dude, this guy is really good at being a little fun.
Both guys, from the moment they set fight went forward at each other's face and just beat each other up.
It's Benjamin.
Well, there's a swing in the business.
Cardio is really abandoning at this stage of the fight.
It's sometimes not happening.
Yeah, that other guy's Cardio.
Oh!
He gets back up right there.
What the hell is that?
Oh!
Now we're at a battle!
Two minutes now to go.
It's not a go.
My stamina is so sharp.
I actually have been here.
Big shots raining down.
All right, so he's got the crown and pound game going here.
Final minute of the fight.
No snicker, his opponent to stand back up here.
He'll time his hand and he'll be out to see it.
He's really running out of it if he's going to get his hand raised.
He's got to go third.
He's got to just throw everything at his opponent to try and divide that punch.
Oh my god!
He broke his fucking knee.
Wait that guy was a tight.
That guy was a, um, I blocked his kick, but blocked his, uh, counter-damage.
With that, we now go inside the octagon to Bruce Buffer for the official decision.
Ladies and gentlemen, let's bring it on.
Was that guy defending a title?
We're gonna win for that young man tonight by TKO and if the judges will look...
That was actually an insane battle.
I thought I didn't have that, I would have had no stamina, if he was a bit more aggressive
You could have killed me.
That fucking guy.
I'm going to kick your ass like...
you
You
It's okay. I know you've been through things.
Ow, ow.
Hey, hey!
Oh, man, he's wearing shots and making them count.
He's pushing up, and he's landing through the round the clock.
Get the half guard.
Really, really?
Motherfucker paying $100 for a seven-day early access to hudfuckers?
Get the hell off me, dude!
Watch the R-bar here, he's got the sub locked in.
All the bellies out.
Oh, he got it.
Might actually win this.
Oh, he's got it!
He's in the other bellies, which is much better than where he was before.
Yeah, how do I have no stand?
Oh, nice thing down there is he escapes back to his feet.
Caught that kick there.
Hey, Brownhouse now, trust business.
Wonder if they're out of going around.
Oh nice job with the high bar, perhaps we won't acknowledge that's it.
I mean, this guy is a master of, he takes no damage, he's standing up and holding it.
Really?
He doesn't need bare video.
Take down deep fences there.
All the separation of the clinch.
Oh, good block there.
Oh, my God!
Round two, come on!
He rocked me right at the bell.
All right, now we take a look back
at some of the action in that previous round, PC.
A lot for what?
All right, all right.
Ready.
All right, here we go with balance.
Nice body kick there.
Okay, okay, that's fine, that's fine, that's okay.
Now he's got the best
I'm also trying to figure out what to do here
I don't know how he loses no stamina yet in the I lose stamina
Shugger is in there.
Trying for a submission here.
Oh, he's got the heart of our teeth!
Oh, come on! That was tough!
Yeah! That was good!
That's not good!
Oh, man!
Yeah, that is Ty Loughlin, right there as he gets the win tonight here by lay of strength.
Well, he told us in the front of me that he's one take down on us to hit him on the ground.
That is what he did.
Talk us through to the keyboard.
There's nothing there.
Here now, first look.
Well, we'll get a credible result here tonight as you see the game.
Okay then.
Oh my shi-
If I was- you're able to counter him, but I kinda forget how you counter.
In UFC 5 you do both, um, pads on the controller, you go down.
I tried doing that it did not work
I'm waiting for DVDs big patch to come out
I'm waiting for that, bro
I made two million potato coins thanks to your last two fights. You're about to lose it all, man
You're about to lose it all bro
Yeah, I went when this game launches of the there has such a bigger player base and Xbox cross play
Okay, brother.
There's a rumor it's coming up for PC.
Now you're talking about 25 shows in the United Kingdom, but few markets is rabid about mixed martial arts as well.
And the moment you saw guys like Michael Bissby start to fight in UFC, he seemed as though he was alone.
But now there are many, a number of English fighters that have dreamed of deadlining the arena.
Yay, control the arc from that last strike. You gotta build it just now, before it gets worse.
Well, Jeff, I'm not suggesting he needs to pace himself necessarily, but throwing a shot away into all these bombs.
No good of the night.
Well, I mean, yeah. If he can't land, then he's gotta be careful not to get countered, because he's over to the end so much.
He gets countered, he may go to sleep.
I love the check with, it's a great shot, but I love the strikes.
Oh shit, woman!
Just over two minutes to go in round one.
Why, for the close call there, moments ago, you can't...
Oh
You got it that too
Well, MMA is a constant exercise in risk mitigation, but it would seem to me that if he really goes for it, offensively, you'd get him out of there.
He's got him hurt. He's got him hurt. He's got him hurt all the time.
Oh, it's punch!
It looks like this fight should be over right now.
What?
He's still standing. I think that speaks to the durability of the guy standing in front of him.
You're done here, bro. You're done. You know you're done
So the round is over and this fighters eye is swollen shot
Well, not quite, but it's getting worse at this point in time, and it's certainly something
that bears watching the cut man in there quickly.
He has applied the end swell, but I'm not sure this fighter's going to be able to answer
the bell here for this next round.
All right, so back to the stools we're going.
Right.
Second round underway.
Oh, beautiful job to get the kick home to the bottom.
on underway. Oh, beautiful job to get the kick home to the bottom. Okay, okay. Oh, it's
As you put them all together tonight, another huge kick lands.
His right eye's close enough.
Oh
Big shot to the body.
Oh, uppercuts to the chin, and not just one.
We can see this is getting ugly.
Multiple uppercuts to the chin.
You cannot take this man's shots to the head.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
The action here, the referee, never wants to be the sloy,
but given the swelling around that eye.
Are you kidding?
Fuck this guy.
Hey, I can see.
He's getting attacked.
He's getting pissed off.
while the doctor appears to think he's still good to go and no matter if it's good enough for the doctor, it's good enough for me.
I'm on guard! I'm on guard!
Ready. Ready.
Alright, let's get to round two.
Come on, come on, come on!
So he's really starting to put together all the attention to his injury.
It's not a massive good plan.
And this opponent seems to be on his way out of the play.
Oh man, he's hurt. I have no antelus but yeah, he might need to rustle
He's the hope that is a food that gets excited overgrown and presents his hips to him so that he can level his muscles
No!
Ah, Shaggy! Shaggy!
Oh, that left thigh now really starting to swell
Oh, no!
I'm gonna kill you straight with a pretty huge shot.
You landed it back and forth with your...
Just get the box checked now!
Only five back now!
Oh, he continues to attack that bloody cheek, his face is a mess.
No!
15 seconds.
Okay, okay, okay, holy shit.
And I'm somewhat surprised he found his way back to the stool that cut is absolutely nasty and around his eye
We'll see what the cut man can do to stop the bleeding
All right, so as the cut man gets to work will re-react three players from the previous night
He's got some work to do. Oh my god
Fire it up so we third and final round
Oh!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Oh!
AAAAAAHHHHHH!
Massive left hand!
And just misses with that big right hand!
Oh, there's a big, essential purpose!
This might be the biggest-
you
You
Great point by Smith.
Takes his back.
And he will let his opponent stand up here.
Oh my goodness!
These guys are absolutely behind.
With huge shots landing on both sides.
Looks like he's got a cut above the eye here.
A lot of heavy collisions and strikes early on.
Okay, okay.
Come on!
Whatever, bro!
knock out
It's on good boys. All right, it's all good
0% lock, 0% skill, you suck balls, and it's the end of the game.
Here we go!
Okay, okay, ow, ow, ow, just testing the waters, ow, fuck, ow, holy shit, my, ow, I can't feel anything, okay.
Ow! Oh shit, alright, you mother-
Ah! Ah!
Ah!
Relax!
You like taking my fucking beef?
Your piece of shit?
Oh, massive shot, get through it!
This is a good one, I think that one.
See, he walked right into that.
He's dead.
Especially when it's just going out of fire.
He's far back now.
It doesn't matter if he's hurt.
Well, both of them landed.
Massive shot.
These both are going out of...
you
You
He's right there!
Hit right hand there!
And now his opponent in a world of trouble!
Beautiful level change, making people more and more of a fight over the top!
That beautiful overhand, great punish!
Oh man, he has hurt, I'm not sure the extent to which he's concussed.
Ow!
John, I always say don't hand it off to me, I believe a takeout will be the only thing that will save him.
OOOOOOOOH! NOOOOO!
Wax!
Get back to your spin!
Well, you must love the Tourbillon!
You have to drive it to the point!
You just gotta press the issue button!
Go try and get him out of there!
Yeah, you gotta pull it on!
I mean, the ball has been hurt multiple times!
And honestly, he has no answer for power!
Well done, catch the kick with somebody to do it.
90 seconds to go.
That's gonna do it!
Oh, Smock!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Shaw Shepherds have said, you ain't never did that.
I wish I did, though I'd love to get somebody dead.
Come on, man!
Oh my god!
Dude, shit.
Bro, the punches came out of nowhere.
Everybody I've been versing today have been just insane.
What the blocking? They're really good at blocking.
You ready to fight? Ready.
First round underway.
Oh, the roundhouse kick lands!
Huge kick lands again!
How about that, DC, turning defense into offense, blocks the strike, counters with the jab.
He's got a good reach advantage in this matchup, and it certainly looked pretty pronounced in that exchange.
Defensively responsible, nice block.
I mean early in the fight, he already has a full, oh my good, jump, this could be a good
action.
Damn, he's still right back.
Some real power shots here.
Oh fuck.
Well it's really round one action and he's been a little bit inefficient when it comes
to a striking game.
He's going for broke.
Yeah, he's swinging, but he's not having much success.
That is so down the loop.
It's so...
I'm setting up the left hook.
Put that away.
Oh my god, the amount of air I've hit.
He's doing a great job of blocking his head, a lot of times those shots to the head knock
Not this time, these guys making sure nothing lands.
Shit, man.
Ooh, look, we're gonna go to the leg kick here, just out of range.
Oh, that beautiful cross there.
I'm not sure you can teach hand speed like that.
That's the thing. It's a good cross.
The target's great, but the speed is really what it's throwing at, pulling off.
Ah!
It's a good answer.
Maybe time to get the bonus chest ready.
Oh, he lands a massive kick here!
Otherworldly toughness on display, now Rock moments ago.
Now he seems like he's working his way back into something.
He won't be able to back up into a fight.
It's gonna...
I love this! Who doin' that?
Oh my god dude!
Shit!
Come on, come on.
Alright, alright, chill.
I'm going in.
I'm not backing up anymore.
I'm not backing up.
full sending it you laggy fuck don't do this
come on man look the cs match yesterday
we're in we're in
round two underway
Alright, so here we go. The crowd on its feet as this next round gets underway.
You saw in the previous round, no fighters got rockets.
I hope that the scorecard's gonna be there.
If the scorecard would not be there, then we can beat them.
A big roundhouse attempt but unable to land.
Looks a lot like the beginning of the end.
Oh, I just hit one.
Oh
No, that is where he hits him!
You're kidding, dude! This guy keeps fucking finding the perfect spot!
And back to his feet.
Well, he's mixing it up beautifully tonight, and there it is again. Nicely done as he kicks the thigh, and some redness now starting to build.
Redness starting to show, because the corner needs to address the stone.
Oh my god!
you
There we go.
Are there better fighting styles?
Probably
Oh, bro, you're back
You're back
I ain't even the same, I'm not the same man!
I'm not trying to do that!
with the uppercut there.
How did that do that much damage?
All right, butterfly guard now up against defense DC talk.
Yeah, and he's got some opportunities to get up here.
He's got to elevate or create space with his feet.
Get back to his feet and stand up.
Look at that.
Recognize who's about to lose position.
Oh, my goodness, he's got the full ball.
Look at his head pretty well defensively on the ground here.
Why butterfly guard now DC?
If you're on the other side of the offensive,
All right, you're fucking up in that.
You're fucking up, Reggie.
I can't even look into the options.
That is how they kick up.
They use defense as a barrier to kick in.
All right, you're fucking up in that.
Watch it.
If you're holding it in defense,
that's gonna be the truth.
I'm not watching this guy move on the ground
and another nice transition there.
Such a high-level ground move.
You don't see that very often.
Oh.
Ah.
They're gonna block that one.
Oh
A lot of young fighters are a little crazy trying to finish there.
You get it, I heard.
But instead of trying to go crazy and maybe get caught with something, he took the shot.
Man, and we'd be remiss if we did not mention that endpoint left hand that landed a point.
That was so bad. Now it's my safety.
I know where that you can come from.
Alright, there's the horn indicating the end of the round for the fighter now with a putter on his head.
Alright, so let us now check out some of the action in that round.
D. Steven was a big one.
Alright, here we go, boys.
You're not in, dude.
Shut up on that head kid.
No, Johnny's gotta find that finish.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's another case down there.
I mean, he keeps doing it over and over again.
But, John, the one thing that's most impressive is the gun.
But, Jan!
That's not easy to do to secure that many cases.
Oh, and he escapes up to his feet very nice.
And this is how this guy's a mode for everything with fighting intention.
Rips the body there!
Oh, good job by him. He has to take out the entrance.
And potentially a critical take down here.
Look at that posture.
We'll see what he does here. He pauses up and lands to the head.
Oh, the ground and pound has got a good movement to avoid some of that power coming back.
Another ground strike lands.
Nice reversal, well done. Great job.
Lands with the ground.
Oh, another huge ground strike landed by him there.
How much more can one answer?
Back to his feet.
Now he's in it.
I
Whoops
Under two minutes to go
Well the celebration is on over there in the corner and nothing subdued about
This guy dropping me down
That guy was mega pussy! That guy was mega pussy!
Don't go away!
who's next who's next who's out that
Respect what we need now.
Oh man, he's this guy, he's this guy.
He's hanging down in the pocket of-
Oh my god!
Just look at him!
Yeah!
I'm done!
I'm gonna have the food!
What?!
Oh my god!
dude as I was falling that second one the official did I was like a five second
Okay, oh holy shit.
Wusha!
Dude, that was so fast.
You're a hard-plot tactics, you're a hard-plot tactics
Thankfuls come straight for the assets, no games no throw or pass it
Think you won't split you out of the Jurassic
Oh, don't put the rink in my robe, we kick pros
Don't pose as a puncture, mate, no
Hit the block, then you block, thumbs up, now you're voting in the block
I
Shit man
All right, yeah, this is where the win streak start starts. I'm getting a title
All right, I'm ending this guy 20 seconds 20 seconds
It's just an insatiable appetite for every 20 seconds coach in the north
The arena is completely full and tonight you see the same thing. I cannot wait
30 seconds
It's about the punch, but it's also about the setup.
That was a beautiful setup.
There was a lot of time to land that strike.
There it is again, another shot.
It's blue.
It feels like it keeps its hands up, John.
Man, these guys have such a cheap time, man.
Huge shots.
He landed on both sides.
Oh, so that opened up a cut around his eye area.
He hasn't moved his head well.
He's taken shots too deep.
and now all cutters opened up.
Man, he kind of looked like...
you
I
10 minutes into this fight.
Oh!
Huge shot to be landed on both sides.
This can't do it.
Oh, these guys are coming up the line.
Okay, I'm okay.
I'm okay.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, he is strong.
Jump jumping out there.
We'll see if he can recover.
Looks like the cards just open up on a score there now.
An entertaining fight so far, a fight in which both men have had their moments.
We'll see how it plays out from here.
They both look very confident. John, this is when we get started.
Oh!
Back to his feet.
Oh!
90 seconds out of over-round.
Well, DC Coddage is playing with him at this point, right?
You think he's got to go in and just get him out of here?
Oh!
But he gets a little bit panicked, so he starts to throw a lot of punches,
and not been right for you.
If you don't hit one too much, it keeps missing.
You might do it at your best chances to end this fight.
Oh, I saw another nice strike by him there.
It counts.
Get down!
Oh, he's hurt. Your serve gotta make an adjustment, I would think.
Yeah, this is the time for him to shoot for a take down.
Oh
oh
holy shit man
yo, how am I alive?
oh my God
it looked like you kicked me so hard he broke his leg
Like why did he fall back after taking me?
and the bombs will be killed in here
Come on, come on, come on, get the fuck out, get the fuck out, fuck!
Get out!
Oh, that's a nice little perversal right there
Oh, nicely done there, and he escapes back to his feet
He can't even scare us!
Oh that power! Look that scoop!
You better keep those hands high!
Shoot that kid!
I'm dead.
Oh!
Oh he's hurt!
Your pain's beginning to end here!
I'm dead!
Oh!
Oh he's hurt!
You're pain's beginning to end here!
Oh
He might be out
Oh boy, heavy shots continue to rain down.
No, dude. Get out, get out.
Two minutes in the round, fuck!
Are you kidding?
No!
The eyes started to show some visible signs of bruise.
You know, you can't even worry about what that kind of...
Ah!
Oh, fuck!
Oh my god.
My father.
Oh my god, dude!
My fucking-
Holy shit!
Dude!
Oh, no.
Back inside the arena now we go inside the octagon where Bruce Buffer has the official
decision.
Oh.
Well, he's smiling near the ear and...
You got it, Seaford?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Holy shit!
I
All right, all right, all right bullers, all right
Good come on man these guys are these players man. They know that they're not a new ship here
Stop!
Stop doing that.
Oh, nice and sidekick!
Oh, that's a chopkick!
This is a good one.
That's good, it's just really in the pocket.
Strong outside leg kick.
He has to evade the stand-in space.
My back!
Back to the feet now.
Well, you gotta be careful standing and training with this guy.
Big warning sign built beyond, but he has a managed recover when it gets rocked.
Yeah, he managed to-
AHHHHHHHHH!
It's pretty quick, it's pretty quick!
What a-
AHHHHHHHHH!
He's like the band of the eggman.
Oh my goodness, what a fight.
They're certainly getting after early.
You just slapped me, you piece of shit.
Oh, no, fuck it, boomer!
You better keep those hands up!
Looks like he's staring for the cut above the eyes.
Oh!
That was sweet.
Out of two medics in the first round.
Oh!
What ever bro, WHATEVER!
Yeah, it was high and it was like it was, oh my god.
Holy shit.
Dude, if you keep kicking the same spot, damn.
The thing is, if they switch legs, you can just keep kicking the switched legs, can't you?
I said, no, I'm a speaker.
I'm a machine.
No meaning.
I'm a machine.
No meaning.
I'm a machine.
No meaning.
I'm a machine.
No meaning.
I
Know what's even here
Here we all got people from New Jersey inside the Provincial Center for another monumental UFC event
and I think the biggest member for me in this building was Kobe Covington
The main event against Robbie Lawler, that was as inspiring an offensive performance that I've seen in some time
He blew the roof off of the Provincial Center
Whether you wanted to blow my cheer, he's understood what you're watching as you talk to the Covington
put on the performance of a life
Man is he a thinking man spider, right? It's almost as if he has grown his power before
They've already taken a shot or absorbed the shot
Any intended to go.
Alright, early round one action here. The game plan, of course, was to come out aggressively, but the landing percentage leaves a lot to be desired.
He hasn't landed anything. He's gonna empty his gas tank trying to finish the pipe, but it's not working.
Well, it's not always easy to be a counter-strikeer, but when you can execute the style, this effect of the roll can really is something to behold.
You'll see he'll try to drop the opponent in here yet again, and as soon as his opponent strikes, he'll try to use that wayward offense against him and get back to his counter-strike.
that really has been the big story in this one thus far.
Oh, so now that it's gonna get interesting,
that strike appears to have opened up a cut.
And it'll be interesting to see how he approaches the fight going forward.
Oh, he got buckled by that counter, Jimmy.
Yeah, great timing on that counter. That would rock.
Both fighters throwing heat now.
Big right hand.
Slipping out of range beautiful
Stare is swelling in and around that left eye. It's starting to close up now.
30 seconds not a go in round one.
The next round is now underway, do you see any major takeaways after the previous five minutes?
Both of these guys are very evil people. The matchmaker did a fantastic job.
He made these two of the options. Even though it wasn't crazy, you got to see high level of exhaustion.
Well, for a really narrative in this round, right, has been his defense. He's absorbing a lot of these shots with his arms.
Okay, just block it a bit. Like the guy has great defense.
To brick wall, you're throwing shot.
Oh!
That's a brick wall.
I'm gonna feel our process tonight.
Both of you.
Now, we're both in damage.
Yeah, we knew this would be very competitive.
We knew that this was a tough fight.
We knew that both guys would be very...
All right, so we'll see if he can keep this going, but as far as starts go, he could not have gotten off to a better one-time.
I mean, you dream of these types of nights. You dream of it now.
I don't know how this block holds that hold, or how the hold holds. I don't get it.
I was doing heavy punches all throughout the match.
There it is. There it is.
There it is, boys. There it is.
Get me out of here. Get me out of here.
Very nice, very nice.
Must have been on super easy mode haha it's online you don't fuck
CS or something maybe sweet guy. I don't know this game's pretty fun to just like play
What to play after this? I don't know
Need better kicks
The double knockout? Let me see.
Oh, too late.
Uh-uh. What's for dinner today?
I'm not sure.
I
Ice water all you laggy fuck, huh?
Ah, you're done in a minute.
You're done in a minute, pal.
You're done in a minute.
Yep.
How does that play into his strategy
that he's going to see his man?
I'm going to say it about their beautiful past no matter.
The way that he was able to block his opponent
to that shot was amazing, especially
differently in the fight.
Oh!
Oh, no!
Now when this girl can't do it,
I'm going to kill you!
I'm going to kill you, bro!
I'm going to kill you like that!
To the street?
Be careful!
Can you try to push with her, but you should be confident!
He sets up that play kick beautifully.
Alright, so at this point you got him stunned,
I
Told you it was over guys round one. I told you
I told you he's a lawnmower or gonna get folded like a lawn chair
Okay
Pretty good head movement, he's avoiding a lot of these ground strikes.
It ain't no big shots landed by him now!
Bam bam, bam bam!
He is really doing a nice job with his head movement here defensively on the ground to avoid further punishment.
He isn't waiting until his opponent throws, he's being proactive.
He's on the field, so he's already moving, so he's missing.
Fighters in half guards.
There it is, now he's going up.
Oh, nice.
Oh, nice job. Working hard.
Posting and getting that right.
Oh, another body shot gets through.
Kind of thinks he starts to throw those.
Oh!
That's a good one.
I have no idea. This fight is supposed to be over. It might not be over now, but it's gonna be over very soon.
This is crazy round the pipe.
Dude, what? Oh my god.
So we crossed the 32nd mark and are opening around.
Final seconds of the round.
Oh, Todd, it couldn't have been much better on that approach.
You didn't expect that one.
He's happening.
I don't know if I can follow that stuff.
That was a great shot.
shot. Archie the round is over but not before damage was done. Cut on the cheek, sustained
and then he was fucking me up. Oh no. Archie there's the horn, he got knocked down by a
punch in that round but he is able to survive. We'll see if they can make some adjustments.
He's as tough as they come. He took that shot and he kept plodding forward. He got off his
butt. He got himself off of the canvas. Yeah I got some good repos right there. Okay are
Can you get him in? Look at this shit.
He was trying to fold.
Look at that. He was trying to fold right there.
He should have died right there.
That should have been the end.
The rest should have called it right there.
There's that get kick!
Another huge kick is true!
Wow!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Great hipsticks, John. Beautiful transition.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, both guys have been affected. Both guys have been beat up.
It's a very competitive fight.
Let's see who has the heart to carry it through these very tough moments.
This is a terrible position.
And very effective with the gun.
Damn!
Shit!
I can't get off!
And we're past the midpoint of the fight.
Austria is up and delivers a massive round of outpunch to the net.
Now he's going to find himself in a little more danger.
I'm not sure what he's going to get to with this.
He's in the half bar.
Austria is up now.
Good start to bring down some lows here.
How long does he keep climbing me?
Well he's got his back now.
I
Win just might possibly doing this
Another fucking god
Looks like he's got a couple hooks in here, do you see it defensively? You better be careful
There's a brutal strike to that!
Come back to the next spot, dude.
Ow!
Alright, we now re-rack some of the highlights from the previous round.
Deserved!
It's got lights watching the highlights.
enjoy is it
what look all right on the way
Upper cut not fucking kill him right there. How does he dodge the uppercut?
It's gonna land and land very damaged my butterfly guard here up against the fence if you're the dominant fighter champ
What are you trying to do?
get to have parts like my turn maybe
maybe I don't know how to do this
oh god protect your neck if you choke is not good
why don't you let's go with the submission now
you let go because I'm sorry you're in easy position
that's how you do it
now with a position when you're in a fight
oh I'm fucking dead
oh big shots raining down
oh my god
I will see how he chooses to proceed here.
and trying to find his way underneath the net.
He's starting to get pregnant.
Oh, he got out!
He took two hits!
Shhh!
Over the top of his head!
There's a takedown attempt.
Oh, my God!
I have to go through the computer's position.
Now he's going full-on.
Beautiful pass.
And he's got the...
Final seconds of the round.
Hooray!
I think he won.
He won.
Yeah, he was fucking unconscious four times and then snapped back up.
Fuck you!
I mean that was a very close fight
and that's the most uncomfortable decision
in the world to walk to the center
not knowing if you did enough
to get your job done.
Hey you motherfucker let me say the message.
Yo he did the chefs kiss
email.
Get fucked bro!
Good shit off motherfucker!
29x fail? Holy shit. Damn.
He's in Texas has been a huge market for the UFC of late and no surprise
back and now all the way here from Toyota Center in the H-Tac.
Move!
I might let you kick me inside of my leg after the show.
You see how that feels.
Oh!
That was a massive shot. His opponent ate it, but he won't be able to take any more.
Oh my goodness, what a kick.
Big shots, exchange in the pocket there.
This dude is hurt, but he's good fighting.
Mike, so close call moments ago, we almost hit the shower drill.
Yeah man it was almost over. It was really close. I mean it feels like he's got to read on it now.
Shit!
Let's just keep pressing, or he tries to slow things down a little bit.
Oh!
Alright so now part of the problem is that he's been opened up in that eye area.
Yeah he's got hit the eye and not there's a cut. But it's nothing to worry about too much now.
He's got to be very careful with it as we go forward.
the upper cuts have been a big part of the storyline in this one but the setups have
really been key for him he's not telegraphing that strike and the opponent hasn't been able to adjust.
He has not been able to see them it's a very tricky one especially in the way that he grows it.
He grows it at a time when you expect so many different strikes but it's because
he has such a vast knowledge of just finding that strike.
Okay buddy okay buddy. Oh nice job to block the kick.
You're a friend.
Oh, yeah, bro!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
You're a friend of the life of the god.
You need to get this place so that he doesn't get there.
Oh, man, he's hurt. I had no animal spot.
I'm gonna get him.
Yeah.
Oh, shit, man, whatever, whatever.
Close!
Alright, alright, alright, good round, good round.
Oh, my God.
30 seconds, 30 seconds, timers now, timers now, 30 seconds.
What the fuck was that?
That's nice.
That one certainly found the target.
Well, confidence is high.
Beautiful combination!
He gots it down!
Oh, you gotta stop moving!
You can't take two men without a foot!
And now, see separation.
Well, the Spikesman would be crazy.
Thus far, both guys don't run out a lot of damage,
and neither seems to bother by it,
but clearly both parties are hurt.
Both guys are strong.
There it is. There it is. There it is. There it is, boys.
Put you! Put you! Put you! Put you! Put you!
The triple uppercut was insane!
Now go inside the octagon.
And there is the man of the moment.
There it is, there it is.
9-8.
nine eight boys
the LMI oh yeah rematch
alright alright I need my elo back
let's go on here we go
first round is underway no denying the big reach advantage
form tonight we'll see if you can get that jab going early
let's go on here we go first round is underway no denying the big reach advantage form
if you can get that jab going early.
Look for him a certain way outside.
Use that long jab to keep his distance
and only engage on his terms.
Lies can work hard defensively, kids, right there.
Oh!
What do you mean, man?
I mean, early in the fight, he already has one.
Oh, my goodness.
This could be a quick night.
How many times can you just explode before you start to defeat yourself?
Because every time he goes, there's a massive explosion.
Alright, so look at that. A cut has been opened around that eye area.
Oh!
Back and forth, people. These two guys are trading huge shots.
This is such a crazy guy.
Under three minutes now to go and what has been a very fast pace opening round here.
I'm on my way out.
What the fuck, man?
That's a powerful lead point.
We're all a mustard on that strut.
I mean, it's kind of crazy.
crazy that he is able to get that type of damage every time he throws that strike.
Oh my god, where is all my fucking stamina?
I'll put a minute out of going around, I'll try to get back up again if he's there.
Oh, he's injured now, he's got a back up.
You dumb motherfuckers!
It takes the judges right out of there!
They do the special. This do the special.
That was unbelievable.
There it is.
Why does it go into the books? Decisively as a TKO due to ground strikes.
Some replays for you now.
This guy's special.
There's so many potato points being transferred left and right.
Okay
Very nice very nice
Okay
Hey, can we do it again?
Is it a win streak right now?
One title defense.
Okay, ready, five.
While we're back in the tri-state area tonight,
Deep Rhine, Newark, New Jersey,
inside the credential center,
the Devils are not here,
the UFC athletes are here,
and hoping for some more UFC history
inside these walls tonight.
From the 76ers to the Devils,
I don't understand. The fans are there.
Oh, yeah!
You heard him already!
Oh, we're getting a finish here!
Now we're not. Now we're not. Now we're not.
Just misses where the left hook there.
Why so these powers certainly been heard from earlier?
You still made it the opponent has recovered a little bit.
Yeah, but he put him on notice, John. He knows now that if he waits for the danger,
it can be very problematic for him.
This is what you pay to go back and forth with your hands, but if you don't, you can get up side by side.
Oh, he escapes up to his feet. Very nice.
I mean, this pace is insanely high too. These guys are putting a lot of work out there right away.
Oh
Beautiful jump by him there, it's not a single strike everything in combination
This is insane!
This dude is hurt and he's still firing back!
Oh my god!
He's fucking K-Chowns!
smooth as he slams him down there with conviction.
You should see that.
The moment those two big boys hit the bad John Peter,
like a lion, it was amazing.
Why is that working, man, Cameron?
Yeah, we need that working man.
This table is a mess.
Oh, a cut has just opened up on his forehead.
That bear's watching.
Oh, you gotta be kidding me, another head kick lands, he's gotta start blocking these
DCs.
One more.
I'm worried, but I might be able to take him out.
Come on, dude.
you
You
Understand make your skill set match your physical ability and this guy has done this tremendous
Oh man this dude is good.
Beautiful leg kick land.
Another big head kick land.
Oh that's a socket for...
As you walk down into the house, you catch him, especially with the slain in the pocket.
He ain't that kid. He took the whole chick out.
Why, for a close call there, moments ago, Champion Spurly, he nearly got knocked down, seems as though he had recovered.
That's crazy how badly he was hurt as early in the fight as he was hurt.
Oh
No doubt of you, you shot Slay the Bullseye!
Oh my goodness! What a fight!
I just fell from this year's course.
You're forbidden to fly.
At this point, that is as bad a cut as I have seen in some time.
Well, at this point, that is as bad a cut as I have seen in some time.
Those kicks hurt.
I just ducked one of those kicks and countered him.
He wouldn't die.
Yo, he was really good at backing up so he wasn't taking body shots and then yeah, maybe
I should have just kept pushing him and jabbing so he couldn't kick.
All right, all right, this guy wants his elo back, bro, it's 1-1, all right, dude, you
lost, bro, you lost.
You literally lost man.
Good. Good.
Let's go.
Oh my god.
I got to stand across the octagon.
One of the greatest fighters of all time,
Anderson Silva.
But the roof was blown off at the U.S.
So many stars and legends that you've done that night. I'm glad I was able to stand amongst them.
What the fuck?
You get to make your mark when you're ready to reach out.
Really good vision to block that one.
Well, champ, I'm not suggesting he needs to pace himself necessarily,
but throwing caution to the wind and all of these bombs.
No good have done land.
Well, I mean, yeah, it was a game plan, but if it's not landing, he's gotta be careful
about the encounter, because he's oversteering so much, he gets countered and they go to
stand up.
Alright, so perhaps he's gonna have to address something defensively.
There is a legitimate cut around his eye.
Yeah, he got caught on the arm from that last strike.
Now, kid, did you know, before it gets worse, man, can you...
Ah, there!
I got two left!
Fuck!
No!
Don't touch his feet!
Hey, look at this dude. He can't seem out.
Oh my god!
No, man, no, you fuck you bro, best of five.
Alright, let's get it to Bruce Buffer, he has the official decision.
I wonder like, the dodges are kinda difficult in the game.
You gotta like, you gotta lean back for their, hmm, I'm gonna bet.
Um, don't get it twisted.
This rap scene is mine.
What the fuck is?
Um, fuck this.
Brr, brr, brr, brr, brr.
Fuck what you heard.
That's what you hearin'.
Listen, that's what you hearin'.
Listen.
You can duck her counter with low kicks or high kicks.
I'm ending this. 40 seconds on the clock. 40 seconds on the clock.
We have lost the battle these past years now, I know it.
I mean, yes, we won the championship. I love the rapper.
Quick rubber change now.
Ah, I got it. Switch the ball to a high-crouch rotate.
That was a big take-down.
Ever mind.
Oh, nicely done there as he escapes back to his feet.
Perfect execution on that team.
Watched early round what action,
and he's been a little bit inefficient when it comes to his striking game.
He's gone for brook.
Yeah, he's swinging, but he's not having much success.
Got to slow down with the pace of yourself to make sure that you can fight over a fight.
Oh, they've gone through really hard.
Mixing defense and offense, nice. That's a strong combination.
You don't try not to blow.
Maybe, maybe.
is on full display here tonight.
Oh, paper first the bottom.
All right, all right.
Check out the base of the two.
Oh, check this out.
Relax.
You are lacking in form.
Oh, I thought it was going to go out instead of the escapes
and reversions.
He did the pull.
Oh, he got him out.
Great job defensively.
Oh, the escapes.
There goes another one.
And again, he just backs away.
Brakes a miss of defense.
Look at that.
Fighters back to the feet here.
Okay.
you
You
Look at that pass through the back. I don't know. That was beautiful.
And he's back up.
Well, I'm not sure if I should knock his guy out too, but it's just like he's...
Ah, yeah.
Oh, he escapes up to his feet. Very nice.
Mark 40th.
Change his levels.
Ah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, my...
Oh, my back is broken.
Is that what you wanted? Because my back is fucking broken.
Alright, it's broken.
It's broken.
I'm gonna...
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
What a piece of shit.
Oh my god!
I mean, it's right there.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
It's like me running anywhere, John.
Oh
One minute to go in the round
I don't know if it's in the mouth.
Back to his feet.
In the clinch.
I thought he had a clinch here.
That's a long, nice trick to get the takeoff.
Yes, that shot. You have a guy there.
It's just so versatile.
If they got it, he needs to stand out in so many ways.
He shot him in the face, and they were in this position.
Right, that's the end of the round.
You see the fighter's got a cut on his wick, not necessarily a Robbie Law.
Well, he had a lot more than a puncher's chance coming in.
Big knockdown for him in the previous round, DC.
He should have been done right there.
That's it in the end.
When did that big punch that put his opponent flat?
That's it in the end.
Ready?
What?
Right, second round underway.
Yeah, what a fuck
Nice transition
Nicely done there escapes back to his feet
I don't feel up on the earth.
Oh, good defense support by him there as he gets out of harm's way.
He's on a real little job to put himself in position.
Alright, so we're starting to see some swelling now, DC.
We'll see if he makes some adjustments to defense.
He's taking too many of these shots at top.
He's got to put his head in the way.
He's bleeding, he can't react him.
You've got to be active in your motions before your opponent sets up their attacks.
Alright, whatever.
Whatever, whatever.
I'm gonna get up, man.
Let me get up.
Now he's got his back.
Alright, this is not where you work, B.
Don't want to be a good fella, Mr. Fulton.
Put your back flat.
Hold it!
On your back, flatly, two hours.
Alright, now here he goes, working on it half-guard.
Both brothers back to their feet now.
And there's the tilt-down attempt.
Oh, an offensive-minded approach there.
Beautiful combination.
I mean, beautiful combination.
Hold it, quick!
quick
You know what I meant to do that
by a little bit.
My god, that is getting bad, bitch!
Double shot.
How the fuck would you die, dude?
Oh, yeah, man, it's under once again.
That's exactly what it wants to look like.
Nice transition.
Oh, that's a beauty there.
Oh, that's gotta be it.
There's my time.
Oh, my goodness.
That's the chances.
Right out of it.
That was good.
Barbedon shot the finish of the night.
He won, Jack. He won.
Fair and square.
Nice submission finish, Jack.
I mean, he was able to get the fight to the right.
Ron, he won.
Eventually he supported Kate, an opportunity to get her head into a new land.
25k today.
is it 25k?
The lyrics crumble B hit max stats at a thousand.
Then jump back into chasing kilos still leaving like kicks and elbows still screaming at every
Finish my AI summary. Oh fuck you motherfucker. That's who is gonna accurate
Gloria Victus
This came out today
Yeah, this is definitely an MMO. It's more of a hardcore, very MMO.
Very, you know, the jank. If you can play through the jank, it's probably fun, but it depends on the player, you know.
One of those games.
How are you 24k and I'm 15k so undeserved?
Yo first of all, eat a fat dick, second of all, fuck you, third of all, I literally solo-cued
my ass all the way up here.
Okay, this was deserved.
I have my blood, sweat and tears are all recorded getting tiered.
Where's your shit?
Nowhere.
My favorite map.
where's this last guy? oh he's in
I got a good call, and I dropped the bomb in the green, I'm going to instant smoke red,
And then I'm gonna flash you guys up mid, go donut to A and I'll split from A mid.
I got it, I got it, alright? He's gonna smoke red, we're going mid to donut.
Mid to donut, there is guy.
Where is the last guy? The ring's on?
Fuck!
Whoa!
I was in the FK.
Dude, what the?
Rendonet.
I'm going in and past.
One here.
Big box, lit, nice.
Two big boxes.
One lit, nice.
Damn man.
Rendonet coming fast.
Come on.
Finish.
Dude.
In the past three days I've been getting
fucked pistol round.
The past three days pistol rounds I have been on the receiving end of the head shot
Ouch
Yeah, let's force by a rush
This guy does not one is not a cooperator dude
I think he is mad at himself.
to be dead
I'm
and can't take it
okay
brother
and
I got through the greatest spot he discovered
Super aggressive, but panicked when the peak happened. The CT did look like a giant
CT did look like a giant
I need my off bro, I need my off
I need my up
I don't like... I'm such a...
I'm full
100
I don't know
Okay, fuck
Close cave
What are you doing, frat?
Ah, I was waiting, it sounded like you were going to kill me.
Who's England Bursing right now?
The bomb has been pointed at.
Ah.
All the lights have fused.
Counter-terrorists win.
Yeah, my sister too though.
I changed into a workshop map and the fucking didn't.
I don't remember.
I just shouldn't be in lobbies with those accounts with one and two pens with less than
a hundred hours.
No, it's not.
Yeah, I'll boost me here.
One down B.
I boosted Shelf.
Jumped it.
Is that cave?
Oh, Shelf. One should be still here.
I'm on site. I'm on site. Dude, why the fuck? Oh my god.
I don't know why I'm crouched dude, I'm so bad.
I didn't hear the diffuse noise either.
We need a bat round.
Uh-oh.
uh...
postman
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
of
the
of
You know that street?
Aw, then...
Bro, I didn't even know what to tell y'all.
Like, if I was sober and I wanted to try her, sure, but goodness gracious.
The same 21,000.
425,000 to kinda laugh.
Jesus Christ.
What do you think it is?
ZEEZE!
I don't know, these guys at least face a level 8 and 9, and they're playing hard.
Maybe face a level 10, that's above my skill level fuck.
Nah, we're gonna get better, but we're better.
Flashbang out!
just warming up yeah i'm yeah i'm worried i'll just be honest
i was like really we're gonna bloom late hold on
it's on the bottom
oh i got my gun burned for death
hold that
what a ball
they've been like triple or second
all my fault is gone
dude dude
I don't even know Matt the way that I am I am on I'm on edge. I like jitter
Donut and cave
I'll bet you right here 26 HP
No, they nerfed dude, they nerfed the hammer and emples, for real.
I think it's a lot of fun to label these already out on rail.
F***!
Aren't you kidding me?
Yeah.
No, I'm sorry.
I can't do anything to F***.
F***, I can't do anything to F***.
No scope.
Momentum shift if he wins this.
Just what time it is?
Two o'clock.
Wow, what?!
Wow so walls or what? Like come on, he needs up?
I don't know. Why do you need there?
That's amazing, that's amazing, I can read. That's an amazing read.
I don't think so. The crate's big enough where you can't see that.
Fuck.
Hey, you have a resume here? Let's just work pics.
One's definitely k.
of course ramp is pushed dude this fucking guy
right behind you guys
Okay, we get the snack, I'm gonna look at it.
What's your design?
I'm coming, King.
I got him, I'll plant, I'll plant.
Okay, bro.
What's the driver here?
If we wanted to min-max purple, maybe we could drop a gun for you.
Um, don't think so.
Uh...
Yeah, here's mine.
Alright, here we go, here we go, here we go.
I'm cool, one dead.
Red one.
I'm uninstalling this video game one more cave
One CT for sure one one elbow
That
You answer good right yeah
I'm going to kill you.
Here is the way.
My nice friend, my, my, my.
I
Did a holy fuck
One cave, one cave.
Yeah, alright.
Oh, these motherfuckers are on point every round in the cave!
Point smoke shield.
Lift your patient.
Nice.
I don't want to shoot a walk out, eh?
I don't want to shoot.
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to use this, but it's a good idea to use it.
I
Agree my man
I have lights flashing.
I think he's close.
One more, one more maybe.
Yeah, I think you're in. Close left, I bet.
I'm on a mutual.
One more on the mutual.
That's great.
Holy fuck, man.
He's still long to your right.
Still long.
That's it.
Flashbang.
Yes, we f**ked shit on those guys.
Put a bunch of f**king tags.
Oh!
I'm gonna go a little. Actually, I'm gonna...
Nova, M4K.
Just f**ked everybody.
Oh, I know, he dropped.
That's my... my line... my line... my line...
Motion came in the middle.
Perfect.
One was jangling on where he is.
One long.
Two are CP.
One ramp.
Another one.
One long, one long, one long.
One HP.
Long dead.
Nothing keeps, nothing keeps.
All the way.
Oh my god, an actual kill.
I'm surprised he didn't W right into my head and just shoot me but instead he somehow
slotted right change my mind we're coming back we're going to win this play now oh my god
oh we are losing because i'm cracked on ct so we do get on ct one on this map
oh my gosh re-wrap re-wrap
of course when I'm Molly Far there right there
of
the
one long long see here
long's tagged they're both tagged
40 seconds 40 seconds
nice nice
could be two one more for sure
oh these guys are just popping out man
whack them all ass team
so let's do one middle
3B1A on pistol
but then we'll turn that into a 2B2B1A
For the rest of the half, so I'm gonna be one of the mid players, but I'm gonna help out on B for pesto round
So who wants to
Other stick it up a babe. Okay, we have it. We have another guy. We need to be in one guy playing with me
Whoever that is plays mid this round play possibly
If they rush don't go to a side, I'll cover you red
They smoked uh...
It's said you're out.
It's not there.
Holding down it.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Down it down it.
Got on it.
What's happening?
the
brawl
the
Alright, four.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
No, no, let's save here.
Because if we win next round, we're right back in the game.
Ten to five with guns.
Oh, okay.
Oh, oh.
I'm leaving this.
I know all the instances.
That was just a tough first round.
They all played us.
Move it, move it.
Oh, alright.
Nothing any better.
What an elbow.
B-Rap.
Dude, that's the elbow.
B-Rap, buddy up.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Oh
I
We have to win this we have to win this
we got a snuggle
i'm gonna go a
okay
I
Grabbed it
Kind of back on the push wait
one came
Oh, my
Yellow you can grab that I'll take a gun from purple though
Cheers
Yeah here I would have thrown the Molly I just failed to throw
Some beer and pushing
You're fucking joking buddy
I was pushing
Just con guy can literally flush
Yeah we do, right here Holding ramp
I'm dropping an A1.
Pretty good, Oscar.
That's for you, blue.
lock in here boys we're gonna win this watch your eye I'm scared man I feel
like a is about to get hit
I would met where's my partner yellow bro, what the fuck?
Maybe they're cities fun cities fun
Oh my fucking god.
Damn dude.
Was there ever a human really CT?
rough dude I swear some of the teams on Aztec is one of the most difficult maps
I don't know what the hell it is but when I at least have my verse some people on Aztec they're so good at it
Ancient ancient not so much and much anubis anubis it's like okay Aztec these some of them
our ancients are crazy I don't get it
zombie ramp and I'm dead probably rushing
zombie ramp
okay nice
one more cap
oh my god
yo ramp dude I cannot get a frag
Dude like really you're right there and your teammates walking down like okay
Oh, that's right there.
Yes.
GG.
What's up, GG?
Sorry, my bad.
I thought that was it.
Oh, we're in trouble, though.
And now you got this thing.
Yeah, I had a feeling.
I had a feeling, Green.
You were facing a little tense.
Sometime, for sure.
some some time for sure the mechanics are a little too good
We've lost it on the biggest round.
Damn.
Harder, babe.
Wow.
Yeah, this is a difficult map.
This is very difficult.
Shit on...
in every single...
area.
No momentum!
Cannon fodder!
Outplayed, outmatched, outskilled.
There is a way
Shit
It's all good brother. It's all good. It did sting. It did. It's just how it is sometimes.
You're both going!
I wonder if I'm versing any of the others on the team.
I'll play it all.
I will even do another Ancient, just because I may get better.
Time to drop CS for League.
I
Yee
That do
Nope. Everyone here is... I have no idea.
I would say League is more fun to match make in. I'll play in bed.
compared to Dota
League feels more streamlined into their fucking I'm I'm looking to rank Brian. I just I want to rank
Okay, just like I play Premier. I want to do Premier in
League I just want to play a league
No fucking bullshit the queues are poppin
That guy's poppin
Ow
Get along
Two more long
Ow
Last two long
Yeah, I'm good enough, I'm glad
Last time I was trying to fall back harder
I got a little scary. I was about to put it in and maybe one tap
Yeah.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Let's go.
Throwing fire.
Not long
There, there, there
Have you just given them an M4?
Then hurry up
Wow
Maybe you should have given them the M4
Throwing into grenade
I got a piss yeah who was that dude and fucking sponge Bob the old superhero
Wasn't it barnacle boy?
Oh wait, it was mermaid man?
Oh, and barnacle boy, I am.
I'm going to show you how to do it.
I
Got a plate on us. I call one of the hardest maps of the pool now because they're
I'm supposed to leave a little change ranked there and said did this already get a one most injured about that stream
Yeah, fuck the AI dude. Oh
Long, long, gotcha
Suicide
Long, one long
One is on fire
Ah!
What the fuck man
Man.
Alright, now we win.
I agreed let's say I agreed I agreed
Worst fast cat
Oh look a slow cat
Is there a sign?
Okay, guys, I'm just doing it.
One minute, buddy, for me!
One D.
nice one
nice five
window
he's tagged back
I swear
I almost one beat that guy in the bag
yeah when you cross mid tell me if he's left or right mid
I
Here we go here we go. I like that. I love this skin is not bad. I can't like that
What the hell
Smoke be
Lower one lower one
weird shit and then we're getting picked on buy rounds like how did we all die
that fast dude
I
No one's playing be both your blame
Not on me they're so fucking stupid what?
Of course dude.
Alright who's playing NBA?
of
the
death of
the
death of
Oh my, onsite.
Yeah, this might be, uh, we peaked at 24k, this might be the downfall.
This might be where everything falls.
Might be the end.
top one me
all right
up into his uh
back
smoke's coming
oh
right
well guys
looks like it's
over guys
right
well guys
looks like it's
over guys blue bro we were gonna double peak the upper man I was just fast
scatting and then no one pushed I was gonna wide peak mid
ground growing up. We gotta win more rounds. I'll let them take it. They're gonna demolish
it if we lose, bro. They're gonna delete us too. I can't lose. Another suicide?
Long pushing.
One truck, car.
Oh
You better
Why are you mad bro
I
Come back wake on back winning out
Excuse me a minute 40 technical time out. Oh my god, this guy DC bro
Always bad
I
Did they're gonna be this round no one's even watching me this is the worst team in terms of watching spots
Worse team.
Lower, lower one.
Upper mid two, three.
Holy cat.
Fuck you, dude.
Oh my god, cat.
Oh my god that shotty.
Holy crap!
so we go ahead single a hand that amazing bro good job single handedly
keeping us in the game holy shit okay okay hold on hold on all right all right
momentum hold up hold up yeah they're gonna be
one more time mid
one still side scott
one on aak
one down barrels mid
oh there's two way
oh there's two way long push some submit cat and uh back one last two minuteish yes
I'm
Now on
That's too long
One close
Where?
I thought we had one.
They're gone by now.
What the hell?
Suicide?
He's holding the smoke in lock.
He's coming back out.
I
Was there it is we're bringing it back
We're bringing it back
smoke on homies body
how they hold on?
smoke
jumped out
got
Oh my god, dude, I can't do shit with the Glock at this rank, man.
Alright, I used to have the magnetized headshots down, so everything misses.
should say we should say I surrounding one cross
I'm going fast.
Watch out for your back.
I'm on a fucker.
Oh my.
Well.
This isn't good.
You're a terrorist, man.
I
Nice.
What time is it?
One goose.
Good flash out this smoke.
Long flash.
yeah
Fuck me man, dude
Yeah, the scout sometimes is insane, especially if you hit your shots, it's such a good weapon.
All right
Now I'll do one more after this I'm all good
Another one more after this
It's cool, brother, it's cool
All right, yeah winnable last one he's not back
I don't agree I unsubscribe from everything on wallpaper engine I nuked it is dead is dead
Why Galeel? What do I do here?
It's just the scripts and apps. Yeah, I know. I still nuked it. It was just a good time
to unsubscribe, like 1,100 subscriptions.
Dude, how are you fuckin' ready, dude?
Right, dude.
What the hell, this guy just keeps spamming mid
and then ready for the mid-shot.
Okay.
Hmm.
One CT spawn-ish.
I
Just tagged a little bit
She
I'm gonna go.
I have a last moment.
Oh shit.
Two scouts man.
This guy is making so much noise man, I'm trying to stealth.
I'm not a CG.
Yeah, it was two of them the whole time, bro!
Oh my god.
I thought it was one guy, the other guy was just sneaking near him, too.
Who's toxic? Follow me!
Watch your mid, Gareth, they're picking.
Nice.
Cut, cut.
Cat CT.
I
So weird
all right come on come on y'all let me kill this guy mid come on headshot middoors
headshot middoors
There's...
We was defeated by something simple.
You pressed on me.
Oh.
Bad start.
One left side, mate.
Oh
This guy's ready for you yeah
I mean, CT.
Dude, it's like you're waiting for the smoke to puff.
Like, come on, man.
More ready for it than I was.
So should we.
Up mid.
I'll forget whatever.
I know, he was like, dude, he was ready for the aim more than I was.
Instantly aim punched me.
I
Sress I'm no cross, but I don't know watch a stag smoke mid
one
ah, that pushed, one
right there
throwing smoke
right throwing the lead
I think one of our teammates was mid, that's why he was looking there.
and
and on and on and on and on and on and on and on
on
of
that
a
Dude, he's already passed.
Watch your long flank.
He said upcat, but I didn't realize.
Barrels.
Oh, those were nice shots.
One crate mid.
Oh
Here comes the M4 guy.
Alright, I'm not gonna pick mid and instantly position myself on barrel.
Flash long please
That smoke just saved that guy's life.
oh my god dude you move all the way there so fast what is this dude
There is an attempt at a victory, but no.
Kat, it's already here.
Right, where the fuck was this other guy?
Damn.
One more.
Maybe.
I
Go again
I know wash
Guys, you know, they're good. Dude. They're good natural
I don't think the Dota Pro arc is ever happening.
Like I said, if I were to pick a mobile to go ranked in, it would be the league at the
end.
It's just an easier streamlined experience.
I would do overpass or whatever. Let's see what happens. Uh-oh. Anubis. It's gonna be
other dust too. The thing about StarCraft 2 is, StarCraft 2 has a way more niche player
base. League is vast, the queues are fast, and all that shit.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum
What on?
Alright boys, six game lost streak, let's not make it a seven
Sounds good to me
So is you, you mean?
I'll play mid
I don't know what they can do big changes for Starcraft
I don't know
Leaning down a smoke
Flashbang
Alright, top mid one
One in top
Three, three
Lost top
Push up cat
Yep, hot cat
I'm back in mid
Bombs on cat
Two
Long
I
Did right came on every single match, bro
I got one tap by a pistol dude every fucking 1v1 dude the guy needed to turn to me
This game
I
QB
We got nobody on B
Yeah, RTS's are too hardcore for the current gaming audience. Will there only be?
One mid, one lower, one B
Top mid
Lower, reloading
LX box
You're in B
Oh, it's aiming so high.
7-Law Street.
Shield my noodle, shield my noodle.
My noodle. Chill, my noodle.
That's a little mushy, guys.
Dude, just my little bitch.
Suicide.
Right! How do you shoot me?
What?
Help me. God damn it.
One lower.
One killed.
Funny me.
I'm dead. One more mid. Two on me.
Two in the grenade.
They can be totalled.
and
yeah dude what the fuck I have time to get on site kill him and figure with
what the fuck I might say you can't
What the fuck?
Okay, this is the same thing that happened last match where no one plays me.
Oh.
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
death
What is up with these 24k players who don't play B on Dust2?
What is this?
Two games in a row where...
Alright, I'm just gonna play B.
I'm just gonna play B from now on.
Alright.
I live at V now from now on.
Don't throw me a smoke for B.
The wheels should have been where we do our work.
Oh no, you're gonna fucking play.
Two more at long.
Smoke.
Make clear. Long.
this guy is watching flank, i heard him
let's go green
what the f***
I'm coming in.
There's a cat side.
You're in kids.
I was using the bomb.
You got it.
I think you got it.
You got blue?
I got blue.
oh my god dude that was like a point zero one that was actually a point zero
One.
Get her down.
Move!
Watch your B rush.
Smoke.
I got one in the house.
Smoke mid.
Smoke smoke.
No vision cat.
Bunch of times you keep doing it.
I'm gonna be mid to B, on the right side, Suns, of course, when I'm mid, I already see
he's on the other side
two lower
one cat
that's fucking shit
man, it's been getting shit on all day with this game, dude.
I think they're going to be off in mid.
Move it, move it.
I've been saving.
Lots of flashes long.
I'm clear.
Two out.
I
Suicide
Alright here we go here we go here we go
Come on bro
Not mid smoke can't do shit watch your cat
I'm out, I still have to take off.
Did you smoke that?
Did you make it?
I'm pushing cat.
I'm just gonna stay close.
Just sit there and play anti.
Sit on the stairs and play anti if Truss.
Dude, don't kill me.
I'm gonna flash.
Right, it's me, it's me, it's me.
We're in.
dude I should have quickly rotated one weird I'm letting this fucking bee guy
coming mid
this is the second game where the v-player is inconsistent it's like what is that
angle bro he's just sitting in the open
Yeah, this game...
Ah, ah, this is one of those days where I don't know if I'll come back.
Right.
I don't know if I'll come back after this mess.
I don't know.
It ain't, it ain't, it ain't hard for me.
It's just been dead and dead.
Throwing fire.
Flash fire.
Intense.
Couple lower.
Smoke.
Deploying flash fire.
one flashbang
yeah man this guy is turning from the flash, this guy is not for the cheat
oh my god really
one laura
Flash by.
On large hill.
Out, out.
I'm going to pull up this.
One hang.
maybe we should push me or something because this is shit it's not working
pushing cat
one hay
he's suicide one
yeah he's fucking electric
one flash B
lower one
more dead
there he works, look there's the
suicide still
one still coming
still suicide
over
there you are, pushing
more
probably both it's very often tunnel and bomb on site
I'm faked, I'm planning for a tunnel.
Last guy's sighted, glider.
I'm dead.
He's on the plot.
Just waiting for the smoke.
I'm back boys momentum shift
oh here we go here we go here we go here we go double ops double ops
All she all right all right all right
Very nice very nice
two lower one lower dead i pushed up to barrels there's nothing
there's gonna be another one that's right nice
what's that i think one might be t careful one t spawn
two times
one time
one down
that's not good
you like to flash and not shrink
ok, right side times
that worked, he was scared
he got scared of the pistol
It was a fucking flashbang
Very nice very nice
They're too long here. I feel like they might go long
Welcome flash for you guys
Go long with them. Go go go go go
Off to the two side
I got two flashes
Of course bro, wild flash double wild flash
Silly rabbit everybody guy doesn't they guys sunglasses on
Dude if you got some kills there
I shouldn't know what I should play to say.
Oh, the tag.
I think we need to start this around.
We kill them all!
We can kill the us, now we can kill the us!
No boys, not here tomorrow, regular week, I'll be here on Friday!
I'm gonna cast, now flash this off-cut.
It could be better.
Yes, yes.
It could be better.
I think there's a way to go.
Now I'm gonna split.
wait wait wait wait wait everyone grip up it'll flash you guys off cat
Hey, hey, CT, CT, CT, they heard us.
Flashing.
You're under supply, Bader.
Come on.
Come on, man.
Oh my God.
Dude, what the hell, man?
How did we get?
like stacking hay? How are there so many people?
Those are one chance we're cooked.
Maybe we don't need two Laircurs.
Just need to group up and swing together.
Watch out, mid-clash.
Yeah, one push through.
He's in pushing, man.
One light-lowered taunt and one push through B already.
Holy fuck, man.
Yeah, he's lost it.
Dude, that guy keeps fucking standing in front of me.
xD
alleges
fx
lmao
fx
one hey one hey
it's huge boys it's huge ain't nobody coming back for this shit it would take
a miracle of like insane it clicks to make it come back here boys
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
I
Did he pushed lower
We're getting
Dude, what is happening in Counter-Strike?
Dude, what is this?
What is this?
I can't anymore.
I think I'm done.
I'll give you 7 plus.
How is this guy 25k?
You dumbass.
It's 23k, but first of all, second of all, alright?
I'm pretty sure.
Unless you're talking about that guy.
Alright.
I'm collidered here.
Um, I might still be 23k after this. I don't think it'll be more than 400 points.
What cat, one T spawn?
They're doing T spawn, take site.
I'm planning for a catapult, I'm holding your CT, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat,
This is it, boys.
This is winnable.
Oh, yeah.
All right, here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
I'll drop you again.
I'm smoking door. I'm gonna mollicad.
No more bulking. No, we fight!
No more bulking. Not only flying!
I'm gonna go over the left back.
There's one guy.
He's got a cross.
Wow.
Of course, don't attack the tank!
You wanna take the bait?
I was gonna molly far
That was actually two hours of getting it just being farmed
Actual two hours of being farmed chat. I will be on Friday next
Stream Friday write that one AI. I just got farmed for two hours
Did this match it and description
Yeah, I'll be on Friday you guys enjoy the rest of your night peace out people GG till next time
I'll see you guys on Friday, I think you guys are watching like always till next time people GG
I'll see you guys then enjoy your night
You know I'm Friday people. Goodbye. Enjoy your night. Bye. Bye
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