I
Oh
My gap give a little seven let's cast me are we good off on such a hurry guys doing
Let's see how 1440 P is
Let's see let's see
Monday Monday, let's see how this 1440p works out.
Yes, yes.
Hold on.
This means you should play a good game.
Okay, man.
We have here what do we have here?
What's going on?
Oh, yeah, disabled quality settings are not currently
supported in your location.
It's location based.
Oof, Oof.
Yeah, I can't do anything about that.
We're trying it out. Let's see what happens.
Lineage to private servers just rebuilt its entire client on
Unreal Engine 5 and launches Alpha 1 today. That sounds like a huge deal. What the hell, dude?
They rebuilt, wait, let me try to rebuild the entire client on UE5.
Entire client is in the whole game.
Holy, wait, what is this leak? Holy shit, really? That's crazy, man. Rockstar has listed NoPixel5
as a title within the Rockstar Games launcher back in with today's update.
Whoa!
That's crazy dude.
Honestly an insane evolution to fucking GTA would be cross-play RP integrated into GTA.
Bro, like that would actually, because GTA RP, I mean, it's easily accessible already,
but if you streamline it so that it introduces the casual people to it, bro.
That's actually insane though, how no pixel if they're actually connected directly to
the game.
God damn!
What the hell is, uh...
Um...
That's actually fucking crazy.
The modded server?
Dude, I literally can't think of his name.
Who was the dude who made GT-R-
Uh, NoPixel again?
Oh my, I'm literally drawing him.
Yeah, Coil!
Dude, I don't know, bro.
He literally owns a massive part of no pixel. So I mean that feels like
They must have struck like an insane fucking deal with rocks are at that point
That's crazy dude
I don't know though, bro. I don't know though. I could see that. I mean, dude, once I keep,
look at what, Arma, Arma is an interesting example how Xbox kept it alive. It founded
new community and then fucking defib the PC community.
No pixel or RP built directly into GTA online.
Why not?
I mean, GTA is literally modders giving Rockstar so many ideas onto what to make from third party to first party directly into their game.
They have a library of the vision of the modders and they can literally pluck great things to then just put into GTA 6.
The modders give them so many ideas.
This same thing is going to be with cyberpunk when they make the second one for sure. The second one is going to have fucking flying cars for sure.
For sure.
Fully actually integrated.
Whatever the hell else.
For sure.
Remember they were going to do that?
And then I remember playing the mod.
It actually worked pretty nicely playing it with hovercars.
Dude, guaranteed Cyberpunk 2 is going to have flying cars.
For sure.
What the hell is this safe quacker?
What is this?
Wait, is this an incremental game where you're a fucking duck?
Dude.
Come on, man.
Come on, dude, I don't know about that one.
A live action Sea of Thieves movie is in the works.
Dude, what?
You know what why not?
You know why not?
Why not a really good pirate movie why not Pirates of the Caribbean was good, but why not see if thieves is a good
starting point
See if these is a great starting point to potentially have like a solid
Movie out of it gives them a good template to do whatever the hell they want
Xbox is just burning money.
True.
I actually did see now that PlayStation games held divers to was the most popular Sony game on PC.
They made like a 1.2 to 4 billion or some shit on PC sales.
Most of the first game sold better than the second games on PC, like God of War sold better
than Ragnarok.
Same with Spider-Man sold better than Spider-Man 2.
not surprising. But I think it made Sony realize that PC is huge. No one's gonna go out and
buy a PlayStation because they played God of War on PC. But they will just play it on PC
if you give them the option to. The thing is, PlayStation wants you to buy the console, the game,
the controller. They want you to be a PlayStationer.
They want you to be the full blown picture there. Yeah, and get the subscription for PS Plus.
Nah, man. I think that's a huge reason why. That's why they, I didn't realize they only pulled their
single-player games from PC releases. So if they, they're live action games like Hell Divers 2
was like 400 million made, their highest grossing game on PC. So live action games will be available
on PC. Whatever the hell comes out next are not live action fucking live service.
Will there be another live service game that will actually be popular?
There's like fatigue around live service.
I think it was almost like a blitz of everyone shoving live service games out and now I think
There's going to be a bit of a recopiling of a new spin.
People play a game for like a week and move on.
Yeah, just give us more Elven Ring, please.
Will you play Sand Raiders of Sophie today?
Oh, wait, that game actually comes out finally.
Oh, shit, really?
I was going to play it last week, but they delayed it.
It says coming soon.
Wait, did they is it actually coming out today?
I played it when at first was the demo and it was like just it was literally
just like TwitchCon.
It was just meeting viewers because no one was playing the fucking game.
Okay.
It was just literally just the server to meet and greet.
Is this actually coming out today?
Because that means people are playing. Delayed for an hour?
They've said one to two hours, four hours ago.
Oh, shit, man.
That sounds like they might need to...
Wait, hold on, dude, the mech you make? It's a mega server, but the mech you make is consistent.
Oh, shit. Like if I log off, I can rebuild it and bring this motherfucker online, right?
The thing is, I'm assuming if you have multiple, if you have multiple people, you're going to shit on
like how I wonder what the balance is like.
There's going to be people manning like three guns against solos if it's a mega server.
I don't know about that I just got to get good you just got to get good spider agent eight demo
Yo, tell me when this game drops, I'm ready to play this.
I'm ready!
Apparently...
There's a solo mode.
When I play, there's just a mega server.
Don't know when I'm gonna play hold fast. I should just play it. I just kind of didn't I was gonna and then just didn't
Last of us to multiplayer mod at 25 minutes of gameplay with the hell
Someone actually
Dude
EFT BR got access I haven't asked anybody
That's, that's ridiculous.
Multiplayer main menu.
Dude, I totally forgot Last of Us came out on PC.
I like, I totally forgot.
Custom map houses.
This is all yours.
You gotta give it to someone who's like, dude, I'm just gonna take this game and this massive
game and just like make my own multiplayer. You gotta give it to the
modder dude. You gotta commend it.
San game comes out in 15 minutes.
Oh really?
It's still under development bro.
he ain't doing it so this guy's like whatever now it's on now I'll do it
why not let's see when this comes out but the guy do his thing brah probably
We're going to get DMCA'd. Yeah.
There's a $1,000 game on Steam.
May 28th.
The most expensive game on Steam.
A palace of red carpet paparazzi on a wall where you leave your name
visible to every owner who comes after you.
10 minutes. The price is not a mistake. It's the point.
come on man come on
Wow, that's ridiculous.
Buy it, sign it, and refund it.
Nah, bro, there's an admin, man, okay?
He gets a ding when someone buys it and logs in, and then if you do that shit, they remove
you manually.
Yeah, this is ridiculous, man.
Bro, don't know.
This is uh-uh, uh-uh.
No, no, no.
One person played it according to charts.
You see Mecha Chameleon sold 7 million copies.
Yeah, man.
They're doing very, very well.
I saw.
Boys, what are we playing today?
I could buy it for the flex.
That's the thing, bro.
I could buy a Lambo.
I ain't get a I can flex in my mind. Okay. The same thing with this shit. I could but I'm it's dumb
You know the same shit Matt I could but whatever dude
Have you seen this what is this?
Do Mecca runs until sand? I haven't visited it since I played it like three days ago.
Or like seven, like a week ago.
We have here one UFC win into sand.
Maybe does it actually come out in 15 minutes?
Finish a fucking plus two. That was actually a very good game. True. It was actually very good.
Please don't bro UFC spawn man. Okay. It's fun. I have not seen that Street Fighter 6 character
Um, what else? Yeah, what is the next big release? What am I what am I looking at here?
What is the month we're in June?
What is the next big release to actually dive into here?
Assassins Creed.
Oh, yeah.
Star Fox.
Isn't Star Fox like a wicked short game?
I feel like Star Fox would be bad to play just to be a little nostalgic.
I would say just play just to kind of check it out.
just it would be a solid uh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it has some cool scenes in it i remember
i remember when you have to destroy like that big ship i know very very uh descriptive i have
like slight memories of playing it briefly but some of the scales of the ship the way they like uh
Approach on the screen. There's something about it
Halo remake a six-hour campaign
I need to watch House of Dragon today
Hello loose Vietnam is in August
Their playtest was so underwhelming that I'm not high not hyped
It is just so bland.
It's like, you know what? You're better off just playing bad company, the Vietnam DLC.
It's like that game was more cooked. Let's see what they do. I don't know. It's a different game. It's a different pacing.
Beasts of reincarnation is August 3rd. I'm not super hyped for that game. I'm not fully
hyped for that one. You hate all good games bro. Okay at this point I don't know what
That's how you meant it.
At this point, you're rager baiting because he has the marathon badge and he's still upset
after I said that about the marathon badgers.
All right, he's still upset.
Reforger, Vietnam servers are fun.
Oh, I played on one briefly.
Why do you hate on it though, bro?
It wasn't, it wasn't hating, it was just very constructive
or very, not constructive, very critical.
Okay, it's being very critical.
There's a new faction. You can fight both teams in armor. Um, I don't know if I'm gonna do armor today. Good.
Are you gonna let viewers challenge B-man eventually?
Ah
Well, how about you just Q bad just Q
Go through the pipeline
Go through the pipeline bro, maybe you'll be there
One mecha chameleon bro
Sandev said they're doing final security checks before they decouple. Oh my god.
Hold on. Hold on.
Chill now, buddy.
Niko won the major. Oh, is the major over? Who won?
one. Chat, tell me when this launches. Yeah, there's literally nothing new, brother. There's
There's nothing new about there's nothing new.
Nico got his first major win finally.
I could do a full counter strike stream don't have me bruh.
Don't tell me blue or suica and geo into cs
That was a good rhythm
Impulse comes out on wednesday. They actually nerfed the melee they they nerfed it so it takes two hits now to kill
So i don't really give a fuck about this game anymore
I don't really care anymore, dude
I'll try it. It's still a quick though. Yeah, but it's all about like skating around the map
And then block and then skate away and I got a skate bonk skate back bonk
I guess what you could do is you could skate around and just it is if they're low HP it is a one tap, but
Please God no CS. Oh, why are you hating bro? Why are you hating?
Now we're going to do UFC into sand. We're going to do a new game and then some other stuff.
I'm just kind of trying. I'm just waiting until this game comes out. There's really nothing else out and there's no gaming news.
because you suck lol I missed it what do I suck at I suck at many things what is
he talking about which one counter strike
uh dead packed what do we have here I see the nun from the conjuring
Yeah, this looks like it could be pretty damn good.
Hmm, that looked like it could be pretty solid.
Maybe maybe.
Why is 1440p grayed out for me?
Oh, no.
I think it's region-based, bruh.
Posey cleaner? Oh yeah, I saw that.
I was gonna look at that.
What was that?
Oh dude, remember Beseej?
Dude, Beseej had a DLC.
Oh yeah.
This game was awesome, dude.
This game...
Man, the original came out so long ago.
This could actually be really good because Besiege was solid.
I'm curious how far up into the sky you can actually, can you actually go into space in
Besiege?
Really?
Oh wow, they've fully made it a space game now.
What the?
They actually went full out, wow.
That's kind of sick.
Ah, if only this is actually how cleaning worked in real life.
Why not? Why not? It looks satisfying to play.
Depression Simulator? It looks kind of satisfying to play. Why not?
I'm about to do like one or two matches of UFC and then
sand when it drops.
Deer and boy.
Beesh, arena survivor, the mound mold washer.
What is this?
Wow sure man no fennie
Okay, okay check out the last cat in the universe never look back
Rose licking me unreal asset the game over here, what are you doing brother?
Yes, yes
Strikers club
To make a chameleon bro come on that
Dark scrolls interesting platformer dude
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
You play chain beasts demo I did not
I
Yo chat time anyone saying comes out. I'm gonna head up a little UFC
Yo, what am I gonna do in mecca chameleon bro, what am I gonna do?
Join the server just playing a random app
There's a lot more maps.
Fine.
painting in HD. What's happening? Random server. Chad, I need a soundtrack. Yeah,
a far quest too was really good. I could be that game. I could. I could. I should. I should.
That game, oof, potentially one of the best.
That game was randomly hilarious at times.
The fact that the guy who made the first one is the same dude who made the first one from
1998 is hilarious too.
Nobody knows what the hell that game is.
Mario lo-fi buddy. What are you talking about bro? Come on
Hold on this game did not load up when I just tried playing it
Mechakameme in that fancy orchestra
Now let's do some classical classical mix for relaxing
Some wine and some paint.
Wait, what the hell?
What?
Was that the Mecha Chameleon soundtrack or something?
Alright, not specified.
Yeah, I'm a I'm around the world painter
Can you minecraft oh it shows you everything
Join for fun. All right, let's try this one new map is called Osaka
Bro, they have like a thousand maps
Infection is the best mode right unless they added a better one
I don't think they did.
Why don't they release UFC on PC?
E-mail EA.
Do I look like the guy who works there?
Maybe they got a contract to only do Xbox and PlayStation.
Or they really, you know, are bound to this specific budget because it's UFC.
It's probably not their most popular E.A. sports game, by far.
Oh yeah, what the hell? I thought I could spectate the other team.
I haven't played this game since, like, launch, and a couple days after.
So I don't know if the me- people have changed dramatically.
You spectated basic?
Yeah, I don't know people have obviously gotten better and the base rules have
changed a little bit on servers.
Yeah, like can you not spectate on most servers or is this is just like a little
more try-hard? Basic is just another mode. Let's see, let's see.
Best
Yeah, we need some fucking good ass classical the best of classical
music best
all-time
the all-time mix
Yo, I already died what?
No way no no no no no no what the hell just happened dude. There's no way. What even is this server?
Where the fuck even am I, dude?
Interesting.
Uh, challenge you to beat me.
This guy challenged 24 people, let's see.
Yeah, but does an auto download the map?
Did they change it?
I don't have this map, but now I do.
A hell some gingerbread shit.
Alright.
Oh, that's a- this is a base map? Oh, it is.
This one is official, not a mod. I've never played this one.
Alright, here we go.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
16 man is better than 24 man?
I just started, I don't want anything, let me see.
16 man is better?
Hold up, hold up.
Is this the same map?
Oh, of course!
Bro!
The most vanilla ass map.
Alright, let's see if this still works.
I haven't played this game enough.
I swear the bathroom used to be right here.
Oh shit.
Did they change the layout?
Oh fuck.
As many of you have consumed thousands of hours of watching this shit and playing it,
and I am a noob now.
Okay, relax.
Fucking relax.
I know this was a fucking massive hit, I'm aware.
I was not watching.
Alright, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I actually don't even remember how to play this shit.
pose okay yes think fast it's too late I now live up here and okay wait wait wait
wait okay are we feeling is that good hold on hold on hold on paint mode yes
yes okay oh this is oh my god what am I doing this is gonna be difficult the
canvas. Alright now Picasso. Okay, okay, chill. I'm gonna get shot in the face.
It kind of looks like it it kind of looks like it
Very natural I
Can't do the specifics dude. I wish I could I
Would not be here if I could if I could draw shit like this, okay
I've seen some of the motherfuckers
It might be better just being solid green.
Oh yeah, no shadow, no shadow.
If I could go higher, I would, but I'm scared to move.
I'm scared to move.
I did it.
Oh, wait.
Okay, actually this is nice.
Right here, right?
Paint mode?
I'll add some.
Chill, chill, chill.
How has no one modded a new taunt sound?
Have we not gotten to Gary's mod level of mods here with sounds?
I guess it's because the server.
Garry's Mod...
I mean, no, the... Garry's Mod was the server, too.
Squeak and music sound?
Yeah, this guy cannot hold a paintbrush.
What are these lines?
It kinda works, though.
I'm gonna make the invent.
Somehow...
It's more like the shadow cast.
I messed up. Oh god. I messed up.
Easy. No one's finding this shit. Easy.
Yeah, what's the thumbs up? What is this? Can people like rate me like I'm on yelp?
TREATAM!
Easy clap brother rotation lock. Oh, yes you can. Oh really? Okay
Re-movement. That's what I was trying to do
Easy peasy brother easy peasy brother oh shit. Oh that guy has a cherry on his bag
easy can I say easy clap noobs there it is boys there it is your streamer still
has it that was good man that was good that's not a cherry that was a cherry
bro that was a cherry easy yeah hopefully the server has this guy has a
bunch of maps find basic servers so you can spectate other hiders should I go to a basic
dude I'm all around the world bring me my paintbrush has no borders
I'm going to Hong Kong I'm going to Hong Kong everyone welcome everyone welcome okay okay okay
I'm gay. I'm go, go, go, go. Welcome gay. Just for fun, someone said 60 man is the best.
Hold up. Does this actually welcome to here? I believe this guy knows what's up. Welcome
to hear. Amazing sentence.
The hell dude? Okay, so hold on. This means I don't have the mat.
Um, but will it download after?
doesn't auto download right when I first played the game it just waited for
everybody to download yeah you just wait for it
if he picks again it will let you download 25 seconds
What are they feeling? They're delaying this another day
They might
I think it might happen
Answer check let's move oh
Oh, if you like somebody's hiding spot you give them a like a thumbs up. Is that what that's for?
They're very active on discord they won't
Heard of the fellowship MMO I have isn't that the one that's like wow dungeons but separated
Is that what you're talking about
How is it already full of red flags? What's wrong with the game?
Yeah, you just I don't I don't mean to be edgy. This is just a good mix, okay?
It's just a good mix
It's just a good mix, bro.
It's not a phase.
It's just a good mix.
Bro, come on back!
Oh, why?
They changed this, though.
This looks different.
Where's the bathroom?
I'm 1-0 right now.
We're keeping count, we're 1-0.
Wait a minute.
Right, right, right, does this work?
I feel like I look too metallic.
How do you remove the metallicism?
Is that a word?
Metallic-ness?
Okay.
Uh, yeah, this was death.
Oh, it's a bar.
Nah, dude, this ain't working.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Yeah, no.
Um, oh god, 66 seconds.
That does not work.
Finding the balloons.
You know what?
This is actually not a bad spot.
Right here, boys.
Right here.
Ass out.
Right there.
Bulbas.
Oh shit, come on, bro!
Oh god, one more!
One more!
Oh, I'm dead.
Come on!
Fine!
I'm done.
Right there.
Leave it.
Alright, what am I doing here?
Yellow, blue, maybe a dark blue or another yellow.
I feel like another yellow is good.
I'm going yellow.
I'm going yellow!
If I could turn my body, that'd be great.
I feel like I'm actually...
Yeah, maybe I should turn into it.
I don't know about this, bro.
This looks so obvious!
Haha, what the fuck?
Alright, chill. Yeah, I think it's fine. Maybe I blend in.
I think this shadow actually helps.
I swear the shadow helps.
Oh my god. Chill, chill, chill, chill. See he's looking but not.
How y'all can get at me? Hello? Hello?
It has a music too loud.
I turned it down anyways.
Oh god, he's inspecting.
Stop inspecting!
Somehow they don't see that.
If I was just a regular player, okay, I'm walking.
Dude, that looks so obvious.
Oh my god.
No way.
It looks so obvious, dude.
I'm like a lumpy-ass balloon.
The more obvious, the better.
Uh-oh.
Oh, he, yep.
Dammit, man!
Yeah, you know what, whatever.
Just took one person to use them.
Magnifying glass.
All right if I find one person oh wait there's seven left. There's no way. There's no way.
It kind of looks like two balloons. Ain't no way.
way
140 seconds
You didn't see anything bro
Yeah, wait for the taunt there's no way
There's no way I'm finding anybody right now.
Wow, these balloons would have been way better to hide in.
You can, like, tuck yourself.
What the hell, dude?
I tried, yo, I tried the worst balloons.
There's gotta be a guy in here.
There's got to be.
There's a sneaky one in here.
And then you go where someone can't really attach.
I'm committed.
70 seconds of looking at those.
Where else am I supposed to look?
there's no way you see him there's no way man there's nothing
No way. No way. So blind? Are you rage baiting, father? You are doing that thing where you
think you whatever you're seeing is right but you're as wrong as I am. And then you're
Choosing to be mad about your own wrong observation and then protecting it onto me
We literally saw him dumb ass
Sure, you did not sure you did sure you did bro
Damn, bro, there wasn't yeah, there's a guy right there
Okay, there was a dude up in the balloons, too.
They were all up in the balloons.
Come on, man!
Dude, the last- Okay, yes, but at the same time, I'm also impressed at myself for choosing
the balloons out of all the different rooms.
I was like, they got to be in the balloons.
Come on! I could have been in the bathroom!
Alright.
Oh, here we go. What are we downloading?
You need someone to host? Maybe I should start hosting servers.
I should just host one and then random people around the world can connect and then have all the maps.
If it's easy to do it, can't you just download all the maps and then I can just host my own server and then people can connect?
It'd be better if it was random because then if you guys connect, you're just going to be like,
to be like I'm not looking and then you're gonna slowly open your eye and see
um wait it oh really oh it leaks your IP
lyric is deep in mecha chameleon hopping servers attempting to paint and
somehow surviving is a lumpy balloon for 140 seconds
Yo, people are hating on the AI summary.
I'm over here thinking I need to somehow make that a browser source and breaking news that
flashes across the screen.
It's awful!
I can't eat any of that, I can't sleep!
This AI summary is awful!
I'm going!
Alright, here we go.
I'm bouncing for some reason.
I don't know what the heck's going on, but my guy is the server going to shit right
now?
We're all
Come on man
Ski machine prices out is that sure is the server messed up do I leave?
Do I leave?
Wait, really?
Where are you seeing this?
Blanky brat?
I'm more curious about the specs unless we already got the specs and I don't remember.
$1,049.
Damn!
Oh my god!
How much is a PlayStation PS5?
Whoa!
How much is the...
Wait.
I kind of forgot, holy shit, the PS5 Pro is $900?
How much was it?
I know everything's gone up in price, but that one, how much was it at launch?
That is crazy. Was it actually $500, $600?
I bought it on launch and I remember it being kind of like hovering in the usual price range
if you're paying for a modern console.
A PS5 Pro is 900 now. I know the RAM is more expensive and shit.
But holy shit man.
Wow.
And now this is $1,050 for the Steam Machine. I don't remember what the specs are.
What's interesting about the Steam Machine is...
Hmm. I mean, it's definitely, okay, a thousand fifty and you get access to the whole steam library.
I'm wondering if I would use it. I have a gaming PC and then I just, this is for the person who doesn't have a gaming PC.
This is basically the, this is like the, yeah, this is like being able to play every gaming, uh, steam game for a thousand fifty.
From your living room. Yeah, but someone I have a gaming PC and I stream my gaming PC to my Nvidia shield.
If I want to play on the couch. So I stream it.
So I wouldn't use it for this.
Specs are bottom plus this is going to be on. This is like using a steam deck. It's all going to be used through steam OS.
Refresh page for prices. What do you mean prices? Isn't it just 1,051 device?
I don't know what exactly this equates to like where does this stand on a benchmark to the PlayStation 5 pro.
Like now that what I'm saying is now you can play for example, how does the last of us to on PC play on this.
compared to on PS5 Pro.
This is worse than the PS5.
Is it worse than a PS5 Pro?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It is worse than a PS5.
I need a look at a benchmark broad refresh to see a page to see prices.
Dude, are they making a bunch?
Oh, here we go.
Okay.
Steam machine to terabyte.
Also, the controller is not hype at all.
The controllers fucking potato, but I understand it's like trying to add a.
it, laptop touchpad onto the controller.
But if you play, if you stream the game,
you can just simulate it by holding like the back Xbox
controller button.
And then you can just simulate and move the mouse around.
It's for specific games, though.
Steam Machine 2 terabyte with controller 1428.
Dude, chat.
Has someone seen the numbers?
Where is the performance on this?
The main thing is getting all of Steam's library,
which is vast.
That means any indie game,
this opens up the things you can play by a massive margin.
There's so many things.
You could say now, I mean, 1400, oh my God, with the controller.
How much is like a good gaming PC nowadays?
It's entry level gaming PC.
Yeah.
for somebody who finds in a weird way this is like for the die-hard console gamer who's scared
to switch to a keyboard to play video games this is like the happy meal for them like they only
like chicken nuggets and fries so now you you present it and like it I have to use toddler logic
Okay, when you get a little kid, it's the same thing. It's like the chicken nugget and the french fries and now you got to make it into a box and present it to them.
And now this is their entry into the PC market.
Well, $1,400, I mean, how much is a gaming PC if someone does want to make an actual
legitimate one that isn't going to max out Resident Evil, the new one.
So you'll play it on like high, and you'll have access to DLSS.
Can you still make a really good gaming PC that can, for $1400?
With all the price changes and hardware increase?
Bro, I have a look, man.
I feel like even when the prices were low, 1400 still feels a little.
The GPU instantly is like minus six to eight hundred to a thousand dollars, unless what?
What is the GPU?
What is the budget GPU now?
How much are you paying for the budget GPU?
Which one is the, what is the 1080 of today?
I guess I'm wondering if I'm going to buy this.
I don't necessarily need it.
If anything would be interesting if you could convert this into a streaming PC.
So I have a literal cube that I to plug in to connect to the gaming PC and you stream
off this. That would be like the only interest.
The RAM is $650.32 gigs.
Yeah. Is there a trailer now? No, this just released,
bro. This is a big deal, dude. This is a big deal. This is
Basically, what Microsoft is trying to do with their new Xbox.
This is now, Xbox is going to have a similar try to entry PC.
It's going to be like a, it's going to be similar.
It's going to be a more expensive console.
And be similar to what they're doing with the,
this shit, the steam machine. I'm curious, Matt, I'm curious. How many console players
will convert to this? How many of them will be like, oh my god, this is what I'm gonna
do now. This is the next one. Little Jimmy next year is gonna go to GameStop and it's
can be the Xbox, P and the PlayStation 6 and the Steam machine. And moms can be like,
okay, pick one. Is he gonna, is he gonna pick up the Steam machine this time? I've already
had five playstations. I want playstations, I want Steam machine. I don't know. I don't
Well, you had five playstations.
Now I want to try to steam a bean.
Fuck ex boss.
I don't know.
We'll see, bro.
It's gonna be the decision at the aim stop.
Chad, who's buying one of these?
Yeah, this is a big deal.
I wasn't expecting that though, 1,050,1349.
Wait, where was 1,050?
Hold up, where was the 1,050?
It looks like the base model is two terabyte.
What's the difference here?
It's a steam machine two terabyte,
steam machine two terabyte.
It looks identical.
Do I have to actually look through here?
Is this fucked?
Bro, they changed it like five times.
Oh, here we go, okay.
Okay, straight up base model 512 gigabytes.
Okay, that's where the 1,050 is at.
Interesting.
So you have a, okay.
Let me channel.
I have nothing.
I want to get into gaming.
I got a grant to spend. Do I get the Steam Machine or the PlayStation 5 Pro?
I look at what I want to play.
Majority of the PS5 library that is good is already on PC.
Then you get access to all the Steam games with indie devs constantly making video games
with no subscription to online.
Or do I play PlayStation 6, join PlayStation Nation, pay a subscription, play a limited
library at the end of the day.
You can play some of the exclusive, isn't Final Fantasy already available on Steam too?
Steam has a way bigger library.
If I'm like, I have no gaming PC, I have nothing.
Steam Machine is like the way, if you want a lot of content for your console.
I guess the biggest thing is GTA 6 though.
But I feel like Gaven, dude, hmm, that would be crazy.
Now with no pixel inserted, what if the PC version comes out six months, but the thing
is GTA 6 is a huge flag of then switching and just getting the PlayStation 6.
That is the red flag.
Unless Gabe and Smart and they're like we're making the steam machine because it will be
available fast.
They know they need insane software.
You can have 5,000 indie games and sell all that, but one GTA in your ecosystem is a massive crater.
Maybe he knows. You can play Sand in 16 minutes. Someone said that at the start of the stream in 15 minutes.
Final 15 minute countdown on the Sand game Steam page.
Chad, who's buying one of those?
Who's buying one of those?
I personally am not but I'm not the target audience.
Wait, is this showing she's streaming with this steam machine?
So it works just like the Steam Deck where you can load right into the desktop.
So it's literally a $1049 PC with a dashboard that is console-ready for console-brained
individuals. But yeah, it can also be your computer. I'm in! I see it. I'm more curious
if you can actually detach the Xboxers and the PlayStationers out of there. The fucking
shit. You gotta get them out of the communities. A lot of those people are diehard. You're
buying one for that guy who beat you in Gladio? Oh my god, you're right. I need to buy that
guy one. Can I pre-order it now? Or can you gift one? I do have to gift him one, I do.
That was, you're right.
Join the list.
Oh yeah dude.
Yo, I'll get you.
Tell me how it is when you get it, bro.
Yo, he beat me.
Now he can beta test it and be like,
yeah, it's all right.
Yeah, mine is okay, bro.
It's not bad, bro.
Can you filter this so it's not the ones in progress?
I might need to join one in progress.
You never turned the vertical stream on, buddy.
I was doing the 4K shit.
Come back to horizontal. Too much verticality.
Dude, what the hell, man?
These damn servers. I need one server.
Bunch of Steam Machine reviews are up on YouTube.
I feel like if you've used the Steam Deck...
I want to see benchmarks. Oh, they did benchmarks.
Valve says, starting with the SteamOS 3.8 release, you can put together your own Steam
machine using whatever PC parts you want.
What?!
Dude, I'm still waiting to abandon Windows and just have SteamOS for better optimization
and better anti-cheat, uh, the end.
I'm just waiting for that. I'm just waiting for that.
If you don't get lucky with Valve Steam Machine Reservation System,
you can make your own Steam Machine and set Valve says
the start with the steam os 3.8 release you put together your own steam machine using whatever
piece of parts you want steam os 3.8.1 launches last week launched last week with the sleeve updates
valve is giving gamers the green light to install steam os on their own desktops
wait and then with the word valves pierre and valve has been rolling out improvements so it's
more can battle with desktop hardware including eventual support for n for n video graphics
I feel like this is going to be an interesting future.
Now the steam machine is for the entry people and now it's going to be like you're giving
the option for the people with gaming PC, the already people, people already have seen
the steam light to just download and run SteamOS.
I would honestly do that if there wasn't going to be a lot of software compatibility issues.
Which I don't think there would be.
If anything would be like my audio software, which would get fucked.
And if there was...
I would use SteamOS.
Why wouldn't you use SteamOS?
I wonder, factually, isn't SteamOS more optimized for gaming too?
Not every game is going to work, but what if this is the beginning of a new age?
What if this is now slowly getting it to the point where you don't need Windows, you can
just use SteamOS.
i would do that
obviously if you just download when you can have dual boot
but sometimes dual booting is annoying
if you only use steam
chat if you had if steamOS was available i don't know if it's true i am
assuming the anti-cheat would be better
I'm not sure. I'm going to go ahead and assume it would do that.
And it made it so the games were better optimized for SteamOS, so you got more FPS.
Why wouldn't you use it?
And then you can also do whatever other.
You can use a browser on it, discord on it.
Anti-cheat would be worse as no kernel access.
Comparison benchmarks to the PS5.
Alright, let me see here.
This is the biggest thing right here too.
75 to 78 FPS. Meanwhile, in the same scene, the Steam Machine, what?
mostly medium settings and FSR set to quality landed in the 60 to 63 range.
This isn't the end of the world. We actually found that upscaling was
countering our performance more than we expected and at 1440p native we were
able to break 70 FPS even with our details turned up. Hold on, hold on.
Still wouldn't be a huge problem if it wasn't for the big white elephant.
PlayStation 5. On paper, the Steam Machine and the PS5 trade blows, but in real life,
I'm sorry, Valve, but it just doesn't quite seem to work out that way. Now, I do have a disclaimer
here. The PS5 doesn't support any kind of frame time analysis, so any numbers we give you guys are
going to be kind of rough and tumble ad hoc. We explain the methodology, by the way, of both this
test and the rest in our accompanying labs article. We'll have that linked down below. But anyway,
In God of War Ragnarok, the base PS5, which upscales from 1440p to 4k, was chilling around 75-78fps.
Meanwhile, in the same scene, the Steam Machine, with mostly medium settings and FSR set to quality,
lamped up to 65-263 range.
This isn't the end of the world. We actually found that upscaling was hampering our performance
more than we expected, and at 1440p native, we were able to break 70fps, even with our details
turned up, but what it isn't is a win. With that said, choosing the right games and enabling
variable refresh rate is going to help to mitigate some choppiness, and you can absolutely
have a really solid gaming experience on this box. Also, as these things go out in the wild.
I mean, it's a $1,000 gaming PC.
You can't even run. It's gonna not run shit at fucking Epic Quad. It's not gonna run as cinematic.
It's like playable 60 FPS, you can play AAA medium setting 60 FPS as achievable.
Two for Wi-Fi, one for Bluetooth, and one for Steam controllers.
And we also saw an average power draw of just 175 watts under heavy load with a mere 66
watts for later games.
That contributes to a cool, quiet experience with the Steam machine landing right in line
with the PS5 for acoustics and averaging just 68 and 66 degrees across our CPU and GPU
respectively.
You got it.
That's interesting though.
I mean, you know, you got to see.
This is trying to make it so you have the biggest draw for the steam machine is the
library.
It brings the hybrid, the hybrid work.
You can use it as a regular PC and the steam library.
that's what you're paying for free online. Yeah, that as well. And they're just trying
to make it so you can play Resident Evil on medium at 60 FPS at $1,000. You know, you
can fly with it. So a gaming laptop. For $1,000 a gaming laptop. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Technically true you could just connect the HDMI out on the
laptop to your TV and leave it there. But I don't know about a $1,000 gaming laptop,
where do they even start? It's almost like this is more of an optimized, even a more optimized
spec list of the software level at $1,000. Can you actually get a good $1,000 laptop gaming
laptop? Yeah, I feel like, I don't think so. They're trying to give you a quote unquote budget
experience with passable graphics to get the whole point across without having like a hardcore
experience of like over 120 Hertz blah blah blah this is to just like play it and be able to run it
at a decent amount without trying to be trying to get to the extreme. I'm curious let's see how
How good they're going to do here. It is budget.
It's a budget gaming PC. How is it not? You can't buy, you can't build a gaming PC.
You can probably cannot build a gaming PC for $1,000 that runs Windows and isn't optimized
so like the SteamOS level to run the games.
You think you can buy it?
Can you buy a $1,000 custom-built gaming
PC that would run games better than the Steam machine?
Even with all the price increases self-built self-built you still can okay motherfuckers you have to also think of time here okay time equals money okay hold on.
Hold on. Yes, you can as he looks for deals for like a week. Can you actually PC part picker one tap a $1,000 PC that has equivalent performance to the steam machine?
You can? All right. Well then, this is for the guy who doesn't want to do that. Welcome to Console Gamer's Logic. They don't want to do all that shit.
They just want a fucking cube with a logo, and they press A.
All right, give him the damn cube.
Good job, guys.
You guys can.
Guess what?
You're not the fucking target audience, then.
Congratulations.
Yo 15 minutes my ass bros been 20 minutes
One minute. Okay, I'm gonna take a piss. Hold on.
In Sand, an open-world PVPVE extraction game developed by the Ukrainian team Hologryph
and published by TinyBuild.
Earlier this year, we revealed the very first gameplay footage with all of you, and today
we're excited to dive into one of the game's most talked about features, the Tramplers.
In Sand, Tramplers are your means of traversal, your strongest defence, and your most formidable
weapon.
So it's imperative that you ensure that your trampler is up for the task before it's
deployed on Sophie. This is a hostile plan and your trampler could be the
difference between life and death.
Before leaving for an expedition you have the option of either using a prebuilt
trampler. Oh you can use a prebuilt trampler? How does this game even work?
Hold on. What was he saying?
I don't know if this game is actually gonna be good. I played it the first day was in beta and I didn't have anybody to play with.
Oh, it tells you you need a crew of three.
Okay.
Okay, so this is like rust, but your base has legs.
Oh, dear.
I did. I played it. I did. It was just super early compared to now where they're at with the game.
So, Steam automatically changes the release date to come into the initial release when it was missed.
We should be in the marriage extension. This was 16 minutes ago.
I'm playing some UFC.
We're doing some matches. I'm waiting for this to actually go.
Let's go.
Come on.
I'll switch as soon as this launches. I'm waiting.
I'm waiting.
Arena survivors is out.
I'm waiting. Speaking of the PS5.
Speaking of.
I don't know if I'm pogging over that, what even is this?
This looks like it's a megabonk like that may or may not be good.
I'm not dying over that bro, I don't care.
an open-world PvPvE extraction game developed
beady beady beady beady beady beady
all right guys here we go
I could retire him I could
but I think he has a little more fight left in him
alright who the hell stayed home on a Monday to play this
Shit game. Let's see, let's Q and C.
It's in the game!
Let's see.
Level up your punches. I need XP. I have been slowly. Yeah, I could make a middle
Wait on a lightweight character
Alright, here we go, here we go
make a stick
let's go, let's go, let's go
I'm not losing my first game bro
okay, okay, okay
Okay, okay, okay
He's hurting oh, he's hurting right now
I'm looking at a tutorial. I'm literally going I'm loading up with the royal right now
This is why he doesn't play Street Fighter.
He could do this in the middle of the night.
He was in 10 minutes.
He could do this in the middle of the night.
Street Fighter, he doesn't play in 10 minutes.
And he's back up.
What?
Oh, right down to that Philly Shell into a beautiful combination of zone.
I mean, Estringent wants us together out of that combination. Listen, use the Philly Shell to make sure you're safe.
Lock the button to flex off of your shoulder.
To break the blade and score out with the fitness.
Aw, shite.
How can he shite me?
Come on, round one, round one, best.
Well, DC, headgear's not allowed but he has raised the hands and he's doing a nice job
protecting the job.
He's doing a great job of blocking his head.
Oh, right out like just went. Oh, really?
Wow, full block.
Wow.
And he blocked the punch nearly.
Oh, it's not standing on both sides.
And the chance continues to hold up.
Wow.
OK.
Round one is Tom Brown to come up.
All right, there's the horn indicating the end of the round.
So the fighter now with a cut on his left,
that is something he's going to have to deal with.
You see the cut man not wasting any time getting in there.
We'll see if he can shut that thing up.
Oh, finally the opponent has cut man coming in.
It's usually me getting cut.
Let's get you some replays from the...
Good. Good.
Okay, okay, okay.
It's allowed to.
Oh, he lands a lovely white kick there.
He's only landed several in this round and with man, it's a really sped up.
Wow.
and one big kill.
That kind of punch is a huge deal.
Well, it's just that kick is...
How are you still in this life?
Well, this fight's been pretty crazy thus far.
Both guys don't have a lot of damage, have it?
Neither seems to bother by it, but really, both parties are...
Oh, both guys are heard. Both guys are fighting. It's beautiful.
Oh, my God.
What are you even achieving here, Rick?
What are you even doing right now, dude?
You're not even gonna get up the ground.
Oh fuck, wait a minute, oh shit.
Hold on, wait, oh god, hold on, hold...
Oh
You're kidding
But he's not stuck in the very deep submission.
Yo, where is my stamina?
He's got it, he's got it.
He's got it.
Okay, apparently he's missing it.
What an amazing finish here tonight!
What a moment for the Spider-Killer tonight.
He's shot, gets the ring by way of submission, and that after party is going to be on fire.
He got to his position, he found the submission, he squeezed, and got it done.
I'm done. I'm done.
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
I got a tutorial. I got a tutorial pulled up. Now the menus are just laggy in this game.
It was a big one for me at 1546. But John, also UFC 200. I got this man across the cage.
Anderson Silva, in their arena, this is a place where big fights happen both in the night
and you get to stand amongst the legends as the team overall are in it.
Alright, so we just had a big country sleep, and it shores up from here.
Oh, that's a bridge!
Come on! Come on!
I mean, that was beautiful.
Brakes out the finish, getting the question of the target, and hurting your own very own enemy.
Oh my God, what even was that?
Oh, with a thorn in the body!
Huge shots being added on those songs!
Oh, this guy's taking my...
Oh, shit!
Oh, now the heavy shot gets through!
Okay, so you're just knocking a block away, huh?
Okay.
You're just knocking a block?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this man is a kid controller. He figures to be tough to beat.
And he messed me up!
Yeah, I told you dude, I'm the person with people that skip work on a Monday, okay?
These guys must be next Monday, after that minute.
Set the stream off!
Okay, man.
Here we go.
Whoa.
You ready to fight? Ready?
Go!
It's mine, Las Vegas, Nevada. This is the fight capital of the world.
Respect to anywhere else you want to go.
If I'm a fighter, if I'm an athlete, I'm a combat sports.
This is where I want to go.
One, two, three.
Oh my goodness, he got his head snapped back again.
He got hit again, he better keep those hands out.
Oh my god!
Back now!
Alright, so, a stunning strike, moments ago.
Now we'll see the extent to which his opponent has recovered.
Yeah, the opponent's tough, but his power...
Oh, I must have been on the spot.
Oh my god, he almost killed me.
Man!
Oh!
Ahhhh!
I'm gonna hold him back, lift up the bandit!
I'm gonna be the one to the hell!
Can you see that? I dodged back and punched him in the face.
Bonnie! Bonnie!
I screwed a little.
RTC, put your cell phone down as you looked at some of the action from the previous one.
Very nice.
That was the worst replay. I didn't even catch what happened.
I looked in the kick list and there's like not many kicks to learn
The
lyric is riding a UFC losing by triangle choking getting outclassed by Monday skippers.
Okay AI, alright
Oh my god, you're right.
Here we go, here we go, first round finished, first round finished.
Oh my goodness, what a kick!
Not one of these.
Please!
Got this shit for all of you to watch on Game 5.
If you submit me to watching the fucking tutorial.
I'm watching, I'm watching.
Right now, you're in a lot of offensive options, I would think, and it's difficult.
Oh, he's got a turn of option.
Yes, it stops him, but I do see the safest option for here.
It's going to be easy.
Round and counter.
Build it, base.
Cross jump.
It'll be quick.
Oh, look, look, look at the sub-man, champ.
Oh, thank you, boy.
You got to be kidding me. How do you get out?
You just stay calm.
You get to look at the bottom.
And I run.
Out-ancing!
Oh, man!
That was a nice big punch!
Oh, man!
Both out of holding!
Let's take a step back!
What?
Battle at work!
Oh, here's the head kick that's blocked!
I should be able to beat this guy. I should be able to.
Oh my god dude.
That's right this game always surprises me with the chaos.
They're so ridiculous when they happen.
So we're just like new critical hits.
Sand is out.
With that decision, we now turn it over to Bruce Buck.
Oh, there he is, after a huge knockout win tonight, he's going to be at the podium.
I mean, I'm heading over there right now, John.
I'm asking the producers, how soon can I get up?
There's going to be a party over there, not only because of the knockout...
How big is this game? Let's see. Let's see nine gigs
Retire be man, dude, he's just he's just owned two people
Sorry, chat.
I didn't know you heard that.
There are tortilla chips.
36 schedule downloads.
There's a lot of games, bro.
There's a lot of games and a lot of patches.
Why do I have a Battlefield 1 patch scheduled?
They don't pass that game anymore.
Right?
Baka-Bang!
Force direct next 12
All right, let's see if this game is good they do tiny updates they do
I am not getting the steam machine now.
Something tells me these servers are going to be fried.
Or the server.
Okay
U.S.
Oh, let's see what we have here.
Okay, okay, is this potentially gonna be a really good game?
Super resolution
Is there no DLSS, it's just super resolution
Isn't this game made by like X CD project Red Devs or some weird shit like that
Wasn't it something like that? I swear it was.
Oh wait.
Wait, there's no DLSS? What the hell dude?
What do I use? I have no idea. Sure.
I ran the moist crate!
Dimitro, Durash, Nazar, Ivan, Bimko!
Bimko!
Tutorial changed depending on join with code.
Alright, hold on, let me see here.
It wouldn't be bad having some...
Alright, you can have up to six people join you.
Dude, what the fuck?
Bro, I thought you could play this game solo, like Rust.
I don't really want to play with people.
There's solo servers, so I think I spawn in with this one.
I
Wait, wait, hold on
Okay, how do you know what ammo everything uses?
942, it doesn't tell you.
It's probably this, most firearms and a shell, you know, as by naval cannons, auto cannons, and shotgun cannons.
And so I think this is your main ammo here for both of the guns.
Mechanical parts.
Five food.
Your main source of energy put in your reactor to keep the Tampler working.
And I can't take those with me.
Let's see.
Cargo deck?
Oh, I see.
Naval cannon kit.
Wait, basic ammo infantry rifles.
Okay, that's what I meant to do.
Auto cannons, shotgun cannon, naval cannons, 30 shots, 12 gauge, I don't really know what
else.
I think I'm just going to start with this and see what's up.
soon
Store food and boxes on the fridge shelves or on cargo compartments hold on I kind of
want to see this.
Okay so it does give you your walker right out the gate.
Whoa! Okay, okay!
I did get the right ammo.
Oh shit, that takes a while.
Oh shit, okay, hold on, hold on!
Oh, this is pretty clean.
There's warmth.
Oh, there's a...
Okay, hold on.
I don't know what the fuck I gave me, but sure.
Alright, let's see how this works.
Okay.
Alright, what do we have here?
Got some lights, refrigerator, taken hands.
Okay, we got empty boxes in here
Upper sleeping birth
It's my bed there's 15 players per server. I got a map
Meersock I'm gonna get a mere so I second refrigerator
Yeah, but the game is officially out now. I did play it a long time ago
Oh, this is how you drive can't install cannon. Oh shit
What happens to my ammo I just had
So go back
Operate pack open container did I swear it just disappeared
Well rip my ammo like fall down
The eye of the storm is moving.
It's not.
That's not good.
Ah, let's see.
Marching speed.
Links.
Side step.
Ah, let's see!
Marching speed?
Links.
Side step.
I have to like power up the core or some shit?
I think I might need to.
I don't have what I need to actually run this.
This is the heart of the machine.
Oh!
We're ripping. We're ripping!
How do I feed this?
Recharge the reactor.
Oh, shit! Hold on!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh you have to map right here so you can plan your route.
Alright let's go here.
Now we got a compass, we're going north.
So you can see where other people are moving because there's a massive smoke stack.
This isn't extractor, it's like Rust, but you have your own custom base.
Hold on, hold on.
Or it's like Rust, but you're moving your base to that place.
That's a nice idea.
Okay, Bumpy Road is not good.
We're running Kaiser Plots.
These crystals look like you can harvest them.
Huh, is there fall damage?
Alright, okay, you can just jump off.
I think there's Void.
Uh, settings, there's gotta be Void, but set something about it.
about it. Voice shot on. Push to talk. Voice volume. I guess we'll see if anybody can hear.
Voice shot is C in this game. Hello? Hello? So there's a storm pushing so it's an extractor
But you do have to so you have to play fast. You can't just camp here. It's an in-and-out game. I
Thought you could just like kind of chill in a mega server
You're actually supposed to try to loot everything you can and then leave. Oh
Shit, okay, hold on
There's two game modes it's like see at these but with rounds
Let me see, let me see.
Why do I keep moving?
Wait, every time I stop- oh shit.
Uh-oh. If you want to get out of here, you gotta quickly hit that. Uh-oh. Okay. Gotta be ready.
Okay, okay. That's where the ignition is.
I don't know if I can climb this, let's find out, oh if you go too far it just shuts it
off so it doesn't leave you
I'm not supposed to repair this thing?
Alright, so this can fly mountains.
Yeah, so this is actually a very mobile device.
I'm not seeing anyone else's smokestack. I'm like, oh, I think that's where I'm going.
Oh, okay, okay, okay. So that's where the loot's at.
Wait, there's loot over here too.
I think B is binoculars.
Land ho! It's a ship.
not land, not land but hull
oh
wait
oh there's NPCs
are you all broke? catch! oh I have no ammo, shit
Oh wait, you get owned in this game. What the hell?
Oh, shit.
Oh!
This battle music is very interesting, I must say.
This is the battle music.
Ammo?
System of a buried treasure.
Fucking parts.
Do I need like a shovel?
Oh, so you can just take boxes?
Yeah, okay.
Okay, this music is ridiculous
How does this game work am I supposed to go like this and then fill I think that's what people meant by it's like see a thieves
You're supposed to take a crate and like fill it with stuff and then bring it and one go
I'm on a beach.
Interesting, so that's how this game works here.
Okay, so you get parts, you get food, and I'm assuming what you do is you extract the
parts to then make your mech better out of the game, to then bring it back in the game,
so you upgrade out of the game.
So it's more about like, you're trying to extract materials for your walker.
So I mean, that's kinda cool.
Sure.
And I guess maybe hiding your loot properly is kind of a big deal too?
Oh, I can open this here, but then I can go like this and kinda place shit in.
So you're gonna have to organize.
So someone can just come through and just steal your crates.
Filled with loot.
Okay, this says the storm is pushing in a minute.
Let's turn.
Full steam to your second gear.
Wait, is that smoke?
No.
Yeah, I don't see anybody else here at all.
gear. Wait, is that smoke? No. Yeah, I don't see anybody else here at all.
Yeah, you can have six people up to six people on your walker, so I guess you can make like
a massive walker.
Let's go, let's go!
Where am I?
Oh, there's the eye of the storm. Okay. I gotta figure out how I have to extract as well. I'm not sure how I gotta do that.
I don't see anybody here.
Oh my god, there's a bunch of AI here.
Oh my god!
Oh, they actually hurt.
Oh, this is going to take a while.
Yeah, this combat music is insane.
So it's not once I've had shot you're kidding what the heck is that what
I don't know how to fix this.
I'll fix this.
oh my god well that was bad
I can fix this.
Survive!
No!
Wow.
Oh my god, that was crazy.
That's what happens when you break someone's mech?
Oh yeah, my body.
Wow.
Why don't I just go, can I just go steal that guy's mech and extract with it?
You can steal other girls' mechs.
I'm coming for you, you mother mother! You killed my son! You killed my son! You piece of shit!
Yeah, I did a grapple.
Wow.
Right.
What do I do, man?
I swear I didn't like fell off or something.
Can I actually repair that?
The shooting is actually pretty good in the game.
Alright, flare out.
Flare out.
What if you can actually repair this? Or if I respawn Leesh, should I just leave?
He doesn't like kill you kill you you have no respawn
There's nothing
thing. I had this loot. Check the other mech? Yeah, he never looted it. Maybe there's
actually loot on him why else this is in-game music oh I'm so dead dude that AI
just tagged me repair kit
Wait, ironclad repair kit.
This seems like an insane repairer.
Does this mean I can maybe fix my boy?
Maybe?
It doesn't look that bad.
It looks okay.
Oh look that one looks okay, can't trampler destroyed
Okay, that means that's fucking dead. It's dead
It did look like an upgraded repair to a lot got though and a smoke shell
Yeah, what are you doing this iteration do I just leave?
I have no idea.
Steal his mech bro, he's long gone.
I guess I could leave and start again.
Yeah, but if I can't extract...
You like need your mech in order to do anything.
Am I... am I just gonna change the shooting?
Oh, that's so much red air.
Okay, so it looks like all loot is in freight.
Oh, wait, no, that's not true.
An entire bomb.
It's not letting me collect it.
Oh, oh, shit!
Okay, this guy has hit me every single time.
I don't know, Blooming's headshot, maybe it does.
Bullseye.
are you kidding me this random AI piece of shit
2v1
Dude how is this guy still alive die so I can take your stuff man you came back to fight
me
Alright, here we go, take two.
Take two.
This time, um, actually, can I not have it glitch?
That'd be great.
All right, let's go.
Oh, this is about voyages.
Unlimited match duration, new expeditions can join at any time.
Explorable territory is not limited by anything.
You can travel as far as you want.
You can be on the map area.
I'm back to range where all is active.
I wonder if voyage was better.
I did.
I took ammo.
Wait, is this literally one shell?
Why is it only giving me one shell at a time for the naval.
What?
One shot for the gun?!
It's heavy?
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Alright.
Oh.
Okay so there's two different ways to play this.
I don't know what's more popular, let's see.
This one is kind of more like you have a countdown, it's more like...
This one seems a little more arc raiders-ish.
I did solo with small crews so I can verse people that are 2v1.
It seems like the TTK is really fast.
And this, Mushu?
I don't think you can.
I know that just now, decently, on the game, I'm just going to leave Mushu alone.
most of my stuff here though and then install this here and not bug it this time. Main switch.
I just didn't know where the extraction zones are because I didn't see one last time.
How did I do this part? It's one of the guns in the box because I definitely attached a gun.
I'll shot top of that guy you shot me instead where the fuck was the gun the box is the gun
Okay, now how do I select ammo type
Okay, so I'm assuming now I go like this to fill it
One bullet yo what are we wait hold on am I supposed to leave this here?
Oh, there we go, there we go. Oh shit. What the heck?
Oh my god.
Let's move while I reload.
Okay.
We're gonna head to stuff and sell.
Yeah, the reload animations are good.
That looks like a minefield.
Excuse me?
Oh, this thing halts very fast.
Oh, there's another guy in the distance.
Do we fight? I'm gonna go ahead and assume shooting at the chimney is the crit hit spot on a walker.
Even though that guy had some gun that was just destroying me.
I can only shoot one cannon at a time you can sort the queue and you can
connect to a solo small crew or big crew server so you can play solo if you
want I added in small crews do a range check
low I need to get higher
this guy's headed to the same location
come on brother
and oh there's loot right here
right there right there right there
there it is there it is there it is I have no idea
probably too low holy shit that was low
all right three more shots let me just
see I wonder if I know if I hit him and
he's gone okay wow
Another guy is showing up here.
Can I haul and sidestep like a trip like a straight?
Yeah, this thing is very responsive
Well, why are you still side stepping
Yeah, it's a crab
I don't know pop an angle here. Oh
Oh, yikes!
Wow, that missed!
Why are we still doing this?
Why the- oh my god, it's- it's always turned.
Uh-oh.
That's got buddy, 1v1, you crab bitch!
How are these guys coming in here with these dude? I'm shooting freaking 50 cows at you.
I'm shooting 50 cows!
I can't respawn.
For he respawned in 20 seconds, I don't think he knows that.
You're telling me I can steal his walker and extract his walker and leave with it?
I wonder how I take off his respawn point, though.
Oh my god.
Come on, Mimicron!
What the hell is somebody else here?
Wait!
Truce!
He shot me, bro!
He shot me!
wait how do I enter his base
you know buddy you're not you should have killed me you should have put your
dinner bro give up man just give up
Yeah, how do you open?
Did he just chubate me by doing this?
There must be a way to open up.
How do you do this?
No way.
You literally just shoot it?
I have a better idea.
How about I back out and leave?
With my own shit.
Are you kidding me?
the other one got him.
Go go go go go where's my multi tool, how do I do this, how do I do this?
You're kidding.
You don't have a firing thing or sure?
That's okay.
It's okay.
I got a fire.
It's okay.
It's okay, it's okay!
It looks bad!
I think the pressure pipes are probably the main thing.
Oh, we're going right into a wall.
We want the Titanic.
Turn, turn, turn!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh, whoa!
Run!
Oh!
Yeah!
Oh, shit!
I got a cigarette, I got a cigarette.
Hard break, hard break!
Oh my god!
It's okay, it's okay.
That's okay. I'm designed to run into things.
I take my cannon off and like a rear-row did.
I look like a free-positioned.
Okay, to where? To nowhere? To nowhere?
I'm just trying to get the hell out of here and see if this actually does anything.
Okay, so all we've done is just cause all of us pain and suffering without getting any
That's what we have here.
Dude, it sounds like a war.
I don't need to know I'm here they don't need to know you shut it off I'm starting to think
the fire is cosmetic and it just goes away when you just prepare.
That sounds like metal.
So, can I not re-construct these walls?
Really?
Is this where the repair kit comes into play?
Oh yeah, this is an extractor, so you all have your own little walkers and you go around
and loot, and there's other players trying to kill you and take loot too.
So it is like C of these, but the map is slowly getting smaller and smaller like a battle royale.
What are we doing here? Circuit box? It's hard to tell where the repairs are needed.
I guess shutting that off worked.
Turning that back on.
Are the legs good, these aren't broken, really?
Other guy messed me up.
There's still a slight fire here.
Oh, oh, what the hell are you kidding?
Ow.
Okay, I think we're actually good here. I think we're fine.
I don't see any other damage, even though there definitely is.
Right here.
Okay, I think we're good for now.
Now, food, you gotta put on your storage shelf.
You need to put food in here in order to respawn.
Okay, or not. Aren't you supposed to put food in here?
Oh, there we go. I don't know how that worked.
Come on, let me get the fuck out of here.
Now, I need to go...
Wow. I could go here, but it's a little dangerous.
Who does HP and also what you need for respawns?
I could try to quickly go and loot that.
This might be a little rough.
I don't know if I marked my bed.
I'm good.
I still don't see any extraction spots.
I'm in the only spot that has no fog.
Oh, shit.
Uh-oh.
There's another.
Okay.
What the hell is that noise?
I see him, bro.
I see him.
Oh, this thing sucks balls at turning.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
I gotta get used to the flow.
Oh god, oh he missed!
Oh my god!
We're going again!
I'm so dead!
Are you kidding?
It went over his head!
Reposition!
Reposition, reposition!
Wow!
Oh shit, I shot it. I got his leg.
Sounds like upstairs.
No!
Come on!
Oh god. Don't look at your own legs.
No! It went over him!
Bro, chill!
Oh my loss, I'll fail it.
The compartment is basically a missed shot.
There is a print head.
Chill, rat, chill!
How did that kill them?
Wow, he has like 4?
Wait, there's no way to board this ship right now.
How am I supposed to board this?
That worked.
What the hell is this guy?
Hey yo, yo, my shit sucked ass, yoink, thanks.
Low, gated, beat.
Oh shit, why you still having this shit?
Low, I had nothing.
Can you actually break into their hatch or something?
I don't really want to lose mine, I need to take control first.
Yeah, is there like a master switch I gain access to?
I can't enter is there like a way to break in and look like the beds probably in here
I mean he can see me waiting
I don't have C4, bro.
Why would I turn the main power on?
I have no food.
Whoa!
Wait a minute.
Is it extraction time?
Alright, this is the awkward part of the game.
I don't know what you're supposed to do here.
Like he could also ran out of food so he can't respawn and then he's waiting for the free respawn
Yeah, but this guy has a good base. He has two guns. It's hard. He has three guns
And he has a bunch of ammo
I just heard him
I
Yeah, yeah, you hear me man see to talk dude see to talk
Brother she to talk
Really it felt me exactly where he is
Interesting. Hey, yeah talk to me bro. Hello
of
so convincing guys he has no c4 everybody just started playing this game
everybody's a dude I guess what I could do is I can I pack up his cannons I
could pack this is what I could do I could rip his cannons off but then I
I can only take one crate at a time.
Bro.
The door auto shuts. I don't think you can hijack the damn walker.
You can just add a strip of its cannons.
Okay, I'm gonna go to my base and then upgrade my base.
You can.
Do you need, uh yeah, maybe you need explosives to blow the doors open?
Wait!
Ah, whatever, sure.
All right, whatever, sure.
All right, what's your plan now, where are you going now, where are you going now?
I'm going, I'm taking your ship back to my ship and then I'm gonna
steal all your stuff, alright?
Go into a wall? I'm not gonna go back to mine.
I'm gonna trip all this.
Oh
No
You pieces of a scoundrel!
Probably one guy watching us on binoculars.
Oh my god, he knows!
Oh really?
There's no way to actually get into his ship.
I'm coming for that loot bro, I'm coming for that loot!
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh yo I can tell, silver and counter strike, ah, silver, whoa, whoa,
whoa, you tried, you tried, silver game play, silver game play, hehehe, hehehe, hehehe,
Hehehe!
Yeah, let me just get my stuff, I'll leave.
Open up man.
Let me just get my stuff, I'll leave, okay?
Just open up, man.
AHH!
All right, you should have spawn camp them I should have but you know
It doesn't seem right to spawn camp because it's a little potato
Like it doesn't seem right
Like I should have been able to if I had C4 I'm gonna try I'm not gonna PvP I'm gonna try to
Oh my god, I'm just gonna try to loot and avoid combat initially
I bet the auto cannon is better.
Yeah, I bet the auto cannon shits on them, because you can just keep shooting the cannon
over and over, so you can just, as long as you kill the crew, you can then just annihilate,
whereas the big ass, the naval shot, if you miss, you're vulnerable during the whole reload.
I don't think I had any food in my compartment. That's what I'm saying. I want to focus on trying to loot and seeing if I can get a bunch of supplies.
Let's see, let's see.
I didn't. I'm going to watch House of Dragons tonight.
I did not watch it yet, no.
How's the dragging yeah.
Alright let's see up up up let's go got some gas we're going.
Yeah what's stopping someone when you're camped and they come across your parked walker you're
They're kind of screwed because they can just like start shooting it and they will definitely
destroy your shit.
No matter what.
Like it will be destroyed.
Wow, and you don't have to reload the auto-kit?
Dude, are you kidding?
You don't even have to reload the iCum's loaded.
It instantly loads it.
What's the trade off?
Maybe it just does like a hundred damage a hit like heavily nerf damage.
I don't think so though. You can shit on the player.
Yeah, but if you kill the crew, who cares what weapon you have?
Alright, let's see.
It would be safe to shut the, oh you can actually fly off here, weapon crate, cloth, more ammo,
what do we have, what do we have, what do we have, oh okay okay more ammo here, alright,
Old smuggler's jacket?
Gucci?
Whoa!
Time bomb!
Okay, I think I got everything here.
That was decent loot.
I still haven't seen where you extract.
That was a lie for a while and there was no indicator as to when to extract.
Like I didn't see anything. Oh shit.
And there's no food in here either.
I do need to find food or else I'm screwed.
The jacket is armor.
Where do I see that I have armor?
Okay, there's this gun too. I could try this gun.
this gun and then I think it uses this ammo here. Oh there you go, is that how you wear it?
It says I have no armor, maybe I have to actually find some. 50 Uncommon.
Alright, how's this pistol? Five shots? Oh shit, it's fast though. Alright.
right. Next loot spot. Spriggan. Spriggan stop right in front. Right in front. Bro, the
stealing hasn't been a problem. But technically you're not wrong. You're not wrong. Because
They can't access the inner areas, so might as well just put your good stuff in the refrigerator, even if it's not food.
Maybe you just stack a bunch of empty boxes as well.
Oh, this pistol is so much better.
I'm getting a bunch of ammo for the gun
that I abandoned
for the autocannon.
Wait, can I unload this and put on my ship?
All right, now I got an auto cannon for the back.
I'm not actually mute this OST and play my own OST.
I don't like this OST.
It's horrible. Honestly, it's pretty bad.
Like, what even is this music? What are we doing here?
you
You
I'm just gonna extract just to see how the extract is now.
This was good loot.
I just want to see what it's like to actually escape.
And I gotta find a radio tower.
Where that is, I have no idea.
But it says there's two minutes until the next fog.
You missed a box?
Oh my God, the main box.
Okay, I guess I'll start heading inland.
I don't really see where I'm supposed to get out here.
What the?
I feel like it's actually really strong if you shut your engine off and it's unloaded.
I guess people can see our bullet tracers, but that
Gives a lot of way
Another circle is pushing up
I mean, if I was with people who were just being able to loop faster, I guess one person
would be steering and moving around.
The others would be on the cannon shooting, so this kind of gun's an Icarus-like.
Don't watch House of Dragons, it's bad.
That was the first episode of that
Are you reaching your armor? Oh
Really?
Looks like a lot of these guns are just basic the main thing you're trying to extract looks like
Okay, you can get armor you can get
scrap metal and cloth there's nothing like super crazy I guess there's some
guns I haven't gone into the main city yet oh yeah the bombs and then weapon
parts okay there's a lot of smuggler jackets and then obviously ammo for your
guns okay I just kind of like roughly
looted this but I think I got
everything pretty much you saw smoke in
the distance yeah I should have shut my
shit off it's just kind of a pin in the
ass. You're vulnerable during this. Okay, let's go. I'm still not sure why is this open
here. It's all blue, but I'm in an open spot. Unless that's just showing me my viewing distance
or some shit? I don't know. No idea.
Is it the fog? Is it fog? It could be fog.
Oh, that's how this gun shoots.
Yeah, I'm ready to leave. I'm so geared.
Get me out of this shit!
I don't want to be here anymore!
Oh my god, 10 minutes?
I'm good.
Use a flare to call the mothership? I don't think you can do that.
Oh, there's somebody over in the distance.
Let's just move, bro.
We don't gotta fight.
We don't got to fight!
20 minutes?
Oh my god, I still have no food.
I still have literally no food.
How have I not found shit yet?
It's an extractor.
Are you supposed to shoot the crystals they do stick out maybe you shoot them and they
Drop resources you need
Okay, I'm moving this first and I will
No one's here.
Oh.
Room's far east.
Hello.
Oh, nice food.
Hello.
Oh, found the food.
Not a nice.
I don't care about anything else, I just wanted the food, I'm leaving.
Let me put some in the fridge.
And now, four food left.
Very good, very good. Oh, whoa, whoa
That was weird and like flashed red
That's all you need to do is get one of those.
another one in the distance oh my god that red color change
all right nice I'm gonna just keep going south until I figure out how the hell
I'm supposed to extract unless I'm supposed to call it in at one of these
Mark locations. I have no idea.
Yeah, let me shoot the crystal.
Oh, it spawns on the next circle.
all right let's see
Damn!
What?
Yo, what are we talking about here?
The cannons and the shots have such nice recoil and feel to them.
Yeah, I can see if you get super close with the auto cannon, you can just annihilate.
Okay, I don't see anything that dropped here.
What?
Oh shit, okay.
All I needed was the switch to be on so you see some smoke rising.
You can see your feet in this game so that you know they know what they're doing.
get away 14 minutes
you
You
I have so much to lose
Why am I doing this guys why am I doing this?
Why am I doing this?
Why?
I
Oh fuck that shit
I'll ruin my beautiful door, man
My beautiful door, bruh
My beautiful
Now save your head, asshole
Oh my god, he hit this?
What the hell?
It's kind of hard to tell I do a sit-rep of your shit.
Alright, this one feels like it takes forever to let you extract.
Like, I should have been- I should have been- I should have been able to leave by now.
I have looted so much.
So I'm gonna say, should I just keep looting?
Buddy, don't come back, buddy. Don't come back.
I can try parking on a hill and just shooting down below.
That's like a bad idea.
Range check!
Dude, I can't even aim that high on this thing.
What the hell?
So I gotta wait four minutes.
I can't loot this here.
Let's see what's over here.
Where's the 80 millimeter gun?
Yeeeaaah
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
Is there a duet rear mode?
I think you can have up to like six players on a mag.
It's solo, small crews and large crews.
Oh yeah, right here.
Other enemy is coming, is it?
I'm going to park here, I'm going to halt and then shut my arrow off so they don't see
the smoke.
Oh, no, that was a player.
Okay, okay, some food, let's keep the safes open, that is good.
I don't know how ammo that one uses.
I got a lot of ammo for this pistol.
Explosion Dev!
And...
Wow.
Immersive.
BAM!
What do you think?
What do you think about that?
You like it?
you like it?
oh there's a lot of loot in these towns
oh shit
okay there's a shit ton of loot in here
there do be a lot missed a safe did I
value those behind locked doors that you can open up with explosives there's just
Not only are you can transfer contents
What the heck, an amplifier?
That must have done something.
That looks like I could have broken it.
That's not what someone could be attacking me.
It's gotta be a breach door.
What the hell is this?
Is portable safe?
I don't follow.
Portable safe?
I'll go back. I'm still looting. Maybe it's just a lot of loot in here.
I mean if you leave it here it's fine. I don't think you have to put it on a shelf.
Yeah I don't think you need to put it on a shelf.
I think I got everything here.
That's what the medical cabinet looks like.
I definitely missed a couple of things, but overall, I want to say I got a lot of stuff.
There's a box on top of the stairs.
Aw good.
I'm leaving.
You left the box.
I don't need it.
You left your filled box?
Shit.
I don't need it. You left your filled box?
Shit.
No, no, no!
This one?
Alright, alright, alright, let's see, let's see.
I think the other box is empty, right?
Are you kidding me?
Okay.
Wow, I'm going, dude.
Fuck it.
I don't care about mid-maxing.
to not die and actually extract ones?
Are you kidding me? Look at everybody headed there!
I reloaded just in case we got a fight.
Shit, no way it's just one extract
Yeah, the time between these extracts took away too much time
I'm scared boys, I'm scared.
Shelf your personal safe
Yeah, you know what man, it doesn't matter guys. I don't think these people are good at
Guys I have so much shit everywhere like I'm not gonna change stuff. I just loot everywhere
This gun I have no ammo for I have the pistol
I have the pistol. The red one is in the fridge. It won't get extracted. Oh, so it does matter?
But I can't put this here. You have to put this here so somebody can know it's here.
Yeah, you can't, it has to be on the shelf.
Uh-oh.
One more time?
Ten minutes?
Those two are a bus of colline.
I don't know how they haven't bought yet.
Maybe I should flare to say they come in peace.
We can all go home!
We can all go home, guys!
Oh, shit.
I don't want to fight this dude.
If I have to fuck you up, Matt, I will, dude. I will.
You roblocks, fuck.
Well, there's a destroyed mech over there.
Why did he leave?
Weird.
There's still two more mechs here.
Oh my god.
That one over there looks like it's on fire.
Nine millimeters, six round.
I swear I don't have that ammo.
back over there green smoke
smoked. Maybe he's trying to say truce.
I agree. Fuck this man. Let's just leave. Let's leave.
Truce!
This guy is not green though.
I'm like directly on the extraction point right now.
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.
I might hold it here and shut my engine off so no one knows.
And I wait to get the hell out of here.
It takes way too long to extract like why maybe I should play the other mode
Yo, baby, can you switch the kid gifted math? Thank you, bro. Ah, you don't have to do that man. Thank you though
Just go go where
You need to call the extract
I'm off.
There it is.
Got back down, shoot, dude!
I'm having no more.
I'm just aiming my gun in his direction if I need to.
Motherfucka!
Oops.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bye!
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bye!
Woof!
A minute 28. Oh, that's what that means right there.
I don't know what this guy's doing.
I think the legs don't smush it.
All right, 20 seconds.
Let's see, first official successful extraction chat.
You guys were here.
Holy...
Calibrating, calibrating...
They found me.
It's on the roof!
They found me brother, they found me.
Very nice.
Take the rope up.
Am I going to die if I fall?
What?
It's probably fine if I'm here.
Maybe the rope is if you are on it.
You need to take the rope.
Dude.
Oh, I know you're good.
I'm good.
Yeah!
Oh my god!
Damn!
And then
and then
that it wall connections rotate redo
delete
Where is it?
What the hell?
Where is the...
What's stopping me from...
Okay, you do one floor
Wait, how do you rotate this?
Excuse me?
Let's rotate the camera.
Wow, so you can't, it has to be, wait, if you put it here, hold on, hold on, really?
Really?
area. Can I have the entrance in the back? Okay, why does it let me do that?
Okay, wait, hold up.
Back to fuck out.
I ain't making this shit.
How do you...
I
Rip a piece off or you can
Okay, so that's the connecting point to that.
Yeah, I don't really know how to change this up at all.
How do you change this up?
You can do that.
Does that work?
Overhang?
Oh.
But then you can't lay...
Oh, the cargo.
Huh.
I don't really know how you would do this.
You have your gunner there, you have that there.
Spacebar doesn't rotate.
Like you could, this has to be on the second floor.
See, can you do...
Oh, it is spacebar. Wouldn't you hold in the peas?
I think if there's any overhang, you can't do that.
Technically this works, actually.
I'm not sure how you correct the overhang
What even is this supposed to be right now
now. I don't even know where that came from. Oh, look like there's a ladder. This just goes
out here. Dude, I have no idea. I'm trying to make something, but, uh, yeah. Metal the
the bottom floor, standard deck, oh you can have a supporting frame deck.
Well, I actually think that fixed it.
I mean, I need to be able to reload fast.
What the hell is this?
I wonder if you, I don't think you're gonna have shelves.
True, true.
So you literally go up here, up here
You have access to everything you need right here. Why not? That seems perfect
Maybe more cannons I
Guess this is kind of like nothing's going on. This is the crew cabin
Oh, this thing's massive
I could put something there, but like technically I could put two guns here if I really wanted to.
Just to have the slots.
Wait, Arbiment's workbench.
That sounds like it's important.
I don't think I can connect the piece here can I
Oh wait, does that not work?
There. Wait, why does this look weird? How the hell do you access this? There's a little
Well entrance right here.
Oh there we go there we go.
Okay the only thing is this blocks the view of the shot so it's kind of a bad position.
So if anyone's here you're screwed it's kind of a shit position.
I have a blind spot.
I'm just trying to make something
to see how this even works.
I don't think you can have more legs.
You know, we'll take it.
There you go.
That's it.
You- I mean, not really.
I just- I just have a lot of gunspots.
Technically this is good for one crewman because I can go up here, I can refuel, I can restock, I can have two guns up here, the first floor is just like a debate floor with my crew cabin.
Yeah, technically yeah.
I mean shit brother I think this is I so far it's I
This I nine mil and eight mil
Well, there's rare ammo
No
Oh 51 food this time whoa
I thought the game was alright, it's alright, it's alright, I won't leave it, it's alright.
I'm debating if I want to go again.
I think it's an R8 game.
I'm not that, it's not that fun to loo.
I realized, it's alright.
It's alright.
I'll do one more go, I'll do one more.
Yeah, maybe I needed a crew or something.
Whoa.
Yeah, I mean visually, bro, visually it looks good. The animations are good.
That's cool, man.
All right, let's see a new design. Oh wait, did I not load in my new design?
I'm not buying a steam machine, no.
It's not really for people who already have gaming pieces.
Unless you really want to, yeah.
I
We're gonna wash wolf
How do you can scale the wall?
You don't have to go all the way around.
I thought you did.
The angle doesn't really matter. It looks like you can do this.
Yeah, what the hell is this song by the way? It's like the same shit over and over.
Let's just listen to the game's ridiculous soundtrack.
Ow!
How are we doing?
Oh
We're done
Wow, it's right over this hill.
I could try to go fight this guy, I could just go PvP mode.
We're not on Mars, but we're on some type of outworldly planet, or offworldly, not Earth.
I
Was setting a rackus
I can't get a shot his engine off
Where is this guy?
Don't crash!
Oh wait, I don't think I brought any fuel.
Well, I guess that's why you kill and lose.
Hopefully I'll make it.
Oh, what is that?
That's new.
What is that?
Oh, I think that's one of the AI-muh-uh-oh.
What is that actually?
Oh, I think that's one of the AM, uh-oh, what is that, actually?
Oh, God!
Finally!
There it is.
I gotta re-loot on that thing.
I gotta reach from Gat down in a loop.
Oh damn.
All right, he just drops that one box.
Unless, yeah.
I gotta say, this is such an odd OST for this game.
So random.
It's early access.
It reminds me of music that would be in Half Sword.
Biddle it, biddle it, biddle it, biddle it.
So I was gonna PVP, but I don't know, I don't see anybody with black smoke anymore.
If I hit something it's your fault, I need water.
Oh my god, was that a m- Oh my god!
It was.
How much did that hurt?
Sitrep?
The straight- the straight- the hard mode is- what the fuck?
What the fuck?
oh my god how the hell oh my god wait I'm surrounded
Good.
Chill, chill, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
wait, how did I even get here?
There's gotta be like crazy loot.
Good.
Hold on, hold on.
Oh yeah, wait, hold on, does that work?
Okay.
Okay, dude.
Okay.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, hello, hello.
Dude, I gotta wait so long to extract.
Oh my god, my foot, bro, my toe.
Ow.
There we go, fixed.
My toesie.
Ow.
Out of those blocks, a locked.
I don't know what I got to do with this, but...
Manana, manana.
This kind of does seem like the type of game you could talk on.
You could cue it as a solo. Actually I might do that. Fuck looting myself
Well, actually this game's kind of it's not like see-it-thebes actually
Because you have to like bomb or you have to set up a bomb to actually go in it
See it seems you can go on the boat and you have full access of the boat
This has doors like rust that you can't break through
Unless you bomb it
So that's actually difficult to do
because you can go up there ladder but then you're stuck on their door you can
shoot them yeah but you're just stuck in like a little like the corridor until
they open the main entrance yeah this is year 2126 I think I think that's
Everything here
Swap drop chill gill
I'm at the border anyways turn around here
I'll miss one
Okay, now I have to somehow get out of here.
Should be straightforward, should be easy.
Captain, there was an explosion start.
Captain, there's an explosion.
It's all good. It's all good
Here how did I get myself in here?
You lost one foot
It's actually it's actually not that bad
You just pass the road and just quickly fix the foot. Okay, whatever
Okay, it does not matter. Sure, dude
Where's everyone spread out on the map
up.
Feel it, feel it, feel it, feel it, all right, whatever, just go through, we're good now.
Ow.
Oh, confirmed.
You cannot smush yourself.
Wait, I took no damage.
You can't smush yourself boys
Yeah, it's like a multiplayer extractor solos
But like six player crews walking around in a walker
There's different like down ships that had at sea of thieves looting
With crew yeah, it's actually more sea of thieves, but you're in a walker on the sand
And you extract
Yeah, it's nice it's more to see a thieves of a rust
I'm gonna see if I can go find somebody and kill them and then hopefully not get killed
myself.
The goal at the moment.
Reload the ammo.
Whip out the bitos.
That's an AI right there. I mean that thing does have blue.
And it looks like it wants to kick my ass.
Let's get to aim practice.
Yes
insane mrs. Holy crap
No, this is the MPC. There's like weird mobs too that look like zombies. These guys seem
to always drop this one piece. Oh wait. And a repair kit. Like an insane repair kit.
are you low on fuel? uh, maybe?
maybe? maybe?
oh, there's a guy over there. alright, let's go fuck him up. or get fucked. most likely get fucked.
You need to turn off your engine to use that repair kit or repairs walls too.
I should have dropped it on my ship, shouldn't I?
Yeah, I probably should have done that and kept it on board.
Oops.
Alright, maybe this guy's not going to see me, but I look like a car with no oil change
headed in this direction.
Hopefully he doesn't see this massive fucking cloud of shit coming towards him.
Oh my god, I'm about to run out of fuel!
You know what, last time the crystal I'm headed towards had fuel.
The alternative is killing this guy and taking his field.
I don't know where that guy went.
No, sometimes there's fuel.
This looks important.
Hey, hey!
Oh, shit.
Okay.
still gonna oh oh my god no I am here for our pad
Yeah, I could always try shooting your crystal and running towards it.
Can I climb this?
No.
Yeah, feeling the crate?
I don't think so.
I never thought any.
Why you always running? Fuck boy. Oh shit, you're not. Saved. Saved. Oh, I can't feed
it again. Oh what is that over there? It's so far away. I am inside the
circle
Whoa, whoa
What the hell
Hey
Who comes there?
It's abandoned, why it's abandoned.
Wait a minute, it's abandoned.
What the hell?
I got another bogey.
Down central.
Making shots
This bogey, maybe he ran out of fuel
He could be debating pretending no one's on board and he's there and he's gonna shoot me up
But then he has no gunners so he yeah, he has nothing on his shit
Rather missed
He has no gunners
Try to one tap.
I'll get too late.
I must know I'm headed right towards it he must be aware the battle is about to
I think about it's a good sign.
Prepare that, sir.
No, there's nobody else around here, right?
No.
Contracts nearby.
I
I don't know why this thing is interning properly.
Ow.
Ow!
All right, here I go.
I'm ready myself.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding dude? Are you kidding?
That must have been someone else, right?
Because I feel like I shit on him.
I'm gonna be honest, I feel like I shit on him.
I'm gonna be real!
I feel like I shit on him!
I'm gonna be real!
I'm ugly for real.
I felt like I just rolled, I killed him twice and then I kept hitting his reactor but my
reactor died so much faster.
Can you try with a crew?
I would.
I'm all set.
some UFC boys. Until no one plays this game anymore. That was fun. That was fun. That
was right. That was fun. That was right. That was fun. That was right. I think the walkers
Those are fun, the looting's a little boring.
Walker fun looting boring.
What about the megabonk-ish game?
Honestly good, it just looks like a cheap copy of megabonk.
Is it actually good?
You guys keep mentioning it.
You're either unpaid devs or it's actually good.
Game review from a guy who loves GFC, I just, bro, it's just a good brawler, man.
It's a potato game, it's just a fun brawler.
Yo, Undisputed tried making a brawler, they failed.
What other brawlers are there?
Other than that, you play like Street Fighter.
This game just has like satisfying knockouts.
Hey, I said.
That's all I need.
Oh, my God.
I don't even have a seat.
Ready to fight?
Ready?
and here we go.
Wow, wow, wow.
Rude, rude.
Really?
Really? No, no, no.
He pisses you down.
You guys are traitors.
Even if he hurt, he will still fight back.
Man, this is crazy.
Sometimes things start this way and heavyweight this isn't, sir.
I mean, somebody is going to go down with the power.
That's these guys, they cannot stand in front of each other and just pull.
Gotta stay locked in there.
Okay, okay.
He's really good at holding D-pad back.
Why so his power is certainly that Burge front early, it appears as though maybe the opponent has recovered a little bit.
He's very good at that. Very good at that. Wow.
He's very problematic boy.
These guys have some shins on them, huge shots being landed on both sides.
There it is boys.
Take him out.
I'm coming out
the
you
You
He starts to fatigue himself.
Oh, you felt that, dude!
It's been three minutes now to go to what has been
those fast-paced opening round here.
Kick me again, kick me again, bro.
What's that, dude?
Oh, well, you can still attack at the bar, right?
We talked so much about calf kicks, but that's been a pretty
effective weapon for him.
You should have a better situation than this.
You just don't need to get in the van.
You wouldn't really take back the beautifully done last fight.
Okay.
By 10th moment only,
and a potential play-in will end.
Yes, look like the fight was over.
You know, you got the free.
Oh, that was a nice.
That's a global-wise incredible movement.
The movement, it's very bad.
You play with so many kicks with that,
you really get to take negative.
There it is! There it is!
Oh dude, kick me again bro.
Kick me again dude, please.
We're late in the round.
Next is Bo. He's dealing with a cock-a-lot.
What the hell is that?
Oh! They both do really hard.
Oh shit.
Now it's time to get him back.
I mean, what a moment!
I'm gonna fight a mean person.
That was such a fast round!
How was that round not fast?
Wow, wow, wow.
Cut him with the toenail.
Ready?
Round two here.
Nothing.
Our next round is now underway. Hopefully the action continues at a high level. Pretty good first five.
Pretty good first five game. Both of us can really pick it up.
I mean, you treat the-
Oh, I'll send this boat back to the finish!
Oh!
I'm suddenly cut man right now.
Where's cut man?
Alright honey, open.
decision basically my signature is I make everybody's head believe it so in the
case they got B song it's my signature
I
Have someone remix this
What?
Uh-oh.
Oh, man.
I'm not sure what you're doing down there.
Yeah, and when I was here for UFC 113
back in 2010, don't check your weapon
in fighting.
Loudest pro sports venue I've ever been.
I think it's too excited to watch
a fight.
Look, man, you wrote a Montreal.
Oh, really?
But it's
I wish I did though, I'd love to keep somebody there.
He kicked me through my leg and broke my chest.
Okay.
Here's perspective, whatever, man.
Okay.
I don't think I can do anime moves.
Oh, I got points.
your speed yeah what is this song again I said oh that's not that what's not that is
Alright, what happened last time will not happen again.
Yeah, looks like that strike opened up a cut, John, but it's nothing to worry about now.
He's gotta start to protect him.
That's the danger in the engagement there.
Well, champ, I'm not suggesting he needs to case himself necessarily.
So, the body had a beautiful connection to the area.
The way that he was able to block the opponent into that shot
was a basis for specialization.
Catched early in the fight.
Oh, two spots!
Oh, the fire's back now!
Oh, boy!
Now, it was going to end the fight.
Yep.
Ooh, nice superkick.
Yeah, I thought the other hand was coming,
and instead, a straight cracks him right in the jump.
That kick there.
Left eye.
Starting to shut a little bit.
That mayor's watching.
I've got a solid strike going.
It's a go, and now we'll see the extent to which
his opponent has recovered.
Yeah, the opponent's tough, and his power
has been on display very, very wrong.
This is a great play.
He's a great player.
you
You
I mean, he walked right into that one shot.
He's just, especially, just early in the fight.
Hold the phone here.
Big right hand.
Oh, I got a big right hand, bro.
Snapping off that jab.
You gotta be careful dipping his head when he's throwing that jab.
Like a ghost called Moments ago,
Champus, he battled the hole for that strike going on.
Now we'll see if he's able to get away this way back into the spike.
That was a very close call.
If it's his goal,
he's beginning to fight like a thief,
and he can either finish the ball,
or he can just want to find a way to score himself back into the spike.
Man, imagine how quickly his hands must move at a break.
Hey, look at that cross.
I mean, you got that cross going, man.
Talking about the speed.
Set up in time, man.
You got him all.
You get the punch to the target.
Damn, man.
Like the early man, Robin gets exactly what he did not want to have happened, right?
This is the part of the fight that's really important.
But he put him in the back wall.
He knew that he had to get to his float.
He stayed there, he's there.
He right now is right on the first.
And then turn the float.
Well, I gotta pay off that right hand that he landed on the ball to go.
I'm not sure if it's a little far, I know I'm just gonna give you a try, but I'm sure
You can see the, uh, clear mind.
It's not speaking at all.
The instinct has taken over and it's a lot of room to charge
out ahead of his opponent.
Right eye's looking pretty swollen now.
Mike, you shut up before too long.
Come on, now.
Come on, bro.
Okay, okay, okay, chill, chill.
So that around the plus, one guy gets knocked down, then the other...
Wow, this guy has a little worrisome.
...is the one signifying the end of the round.
Why not? Why not?
Hold up.
This guy might be immune to the beasting.
Now, Frog, don't do this game. Don't do this.
Why do you always do this on replays?
I
You do this
Get the bonus checks ready
I don't know what happens if I want to stand up on my chance.
It's a great shot.
No kind of hop.
Check.
So the title fighter lands a knee hit again.
Look at the control of the posture as he lands that knee.
LaVonica, do not take a leg kick.
Snipe it out left thigh.
Now starting to show signs of bruising.
Big shots being landed on both sides.
Crowd continues to sway around.
I'm not gonna let you check me out, I'm gonna have to get back in for a bit.
Well, no field out process tonight, both fighters, in poking damage on the others.
Yeah, we knew this would be very competitive. We knew that this would be some kind of...
Get the boss checks now!
I just leave it to you
Well, I saw him being in contact with me, so I thought I'd come and help you to play out
Okay, okay, okay
You got it, I'm cool, I'm cool, I'm cool
You try to get me up, I'm hot damn soon
you
This game, if you dodge and you miss the dodge, it makes you so vulnerable.
It makes you so vulnerable.
So like, sometimes you're trying to get the dodge in and then quickly counter, but...
Oh...
Hey, hey, I use the game feature so that the ugliest character every time pisses me off.
You'll be fine, right? You'll be fine.
No!
Ready to fight? Ready?
Go ahead and beat the hell out of them!
The hell is this?
I mean, only on the fight, you're ready to have it!
Oh my god, John, this could be a quick one!
Big right here!
That's crazy how badly
The guy's gonna be like, it was a blink of an eye.
I'm leaving, I already got the next match scheduled.
Sorry about that.
What do you think?
That's how I gotta win these, all right?
10 second nominations in the top 10 world.
Rewind!
Okay, okay.
Hey!
You good?
great jab we'll see if you can pull it.
You got to be born with it, right?
You don't get taller.
When you're a tall guy, you have to understand,
bake your skillset past your physical abilities,
and this guy has done this tremendously.
Oh, my jigger!
Ow!
Eat my hip, come on, it's broken!
All right early about one action here the game plan of course was to come out of the rest of the game but the landing percentage leaves a lot to be desired.
As the landing is trying to get up for every inch of gas tape trying to finish the pipe but it's not working.
Oh he's in trouble.
He does it anytime, he wants to loop into the fall.
Alright, so his power has certainly been pulled from over there.
Yeah, but we put him on notice, John. He does now, but he keeps going.
Oh, the block's reaching out from the left.
Oh, in a back and forth first round here.
Oh, he's hurt for certain.
Got to make an adjustment, I would think.
Yeah, this is the time for him to shoot for a take-down.
Open net is the point, and it's excited.
Overthrowed, and then the level change takes a good amount.
And the putt has just opened up now on his forehand.
Oh! Oh, no!
Back to the free...
Both fighters hanging down on the pocket of this landing.
Well, at this point DC I'm not sure if he's just blinding him.
Go for it, Steve!
He's a guy from the South!
He's never come out there, Gary!
Oh my god!
Let the O2!
Oh my goodness!
Oh my god, bro!
you
You
Was this guy
Flag and ship. Who is this guy?
Ready to fight?
Hey!
Alright, early round one, let's see if you can use that jab and try to keep his opponent on the outside.
Let's see if that's how long it takes, huh?
I mean, they are able to touch you as you try to hit your...
hit your brain.
Tonight, he uses jab, uses kicks to hit his opponent before his opponent gets into racing.
the start, they must rest.
Oh!
And these dudes, when they come together, they land something good.
They both will, you better walk back.
Better pose.
Anything is just...
Ah, heavy kick to the body.
We always talk about the consequences.
You can't make a mistake when you're in there with these two.
So now push the guy, you can end up laying on your back, staring at the lights.
Oh, that is a clean combination and not the first time this round will be a center.
Well Johnny's continuing to move forward, out of that throw high guard.
And when you're off it's gone, ah, here it is tonight.
Going to find success.
I
Just over two minutes to go
Oh man, believe him.
Wow.
That looks like something can be done.
Okay, okay, something can be done.
I love that one, that one.
Big, huge.
Got a shot right from the flesh now.
Oh, and he caught the kick.
Man, let's take another body shot there.
He had absorbed too many more of those.
I mean, he could done this for the feeling, right?
Now there's a fucking name, Woldichop.
What a sneaky head, sneaky head.
Not much time, but it's time.
It's all about perfect.
Man, this is crazy. He hurt, but he's still firing.
Doing a real nice job with these light kicks,
trying to slow his opponent down.
you
You
Well, by the time we all banked the fool during the Tri-State area, Newark, New Jersey,
big UFC live event coming up here tonight.
And this event didn't get as many shows as it used to because of the New York legislation,
but certainly they come out on the UFC.
Before the UFC was able to go to Madison Square Garden, we went to the Predictions
and it was as close as we could get.
And the fans always showed up.
It is a great arena and a place for great fights.
Oh, heck, great combination with Ken.
Oh, he caught the kitten.
Well, they made all the right moves here tonight,
and there's another one.
Beautiful read on the leg strike as he catches it,
and returns fire with a punch at his own.
So, they have got the tiny out here at this point of the fight.
Well, it's early round one action,
and he's been a little bit inefficient
when it comes to striking here, and he's gone for growth.
Yeah, he's swinging.
Oh, he's not having much success.
You gotta slow down with only a basic throw to make sure that you fight the whole fight.
Man, that punch was a beautiful thing, straight to the target.
I mean, that was a damn good shot.
You didn't get the combination, you got the knife.
Now a knee.
Found her three minutes out.
What a beautiful winner from the head kick.
Now I'm talking to you guys, find that finish.
Oh, with authority the body!
Cute left hand!
He's no fucking opponent!
Stop!
Goddamn it!
Let's get the shots, man!
Hold tight!
Oh my goodness!
What a fight!
I don't know what you're supposed to do, I know what you're supposed to do when someone
does power punches on the ground like that.
You're able to block the majority, but then other times you decide I'm not sure what the counter is there
I think even of stamina and that happens you win
Yeah, I think we have stamina you'll be able to walk it but
depends on
One way down here
I understand. I'd leave too. I get it.
35 points? I need like 20 more for an upgrade.
You are sitting game with child, can't get some strangers and speak anything but my language.
Oomph from the Indian Jesus, my great kids.
Food I can send any speed, that's not canisters.
So many fuck toys, acting like they tough guys.
I'ma call your fuck guys, let me see what cries.
I'm going up.
You can call me.
Here we are back in Newark, New Jersey inside the provincial center for another monumental
UFC event.
The biggest memory for me in this tournament was Colby coming to the main event against
Robbie Lawler.
That was as inspiring an offensive performance that I've seen in some time.
He blew the roof off of the patente center.
What do you want to do with my chip?
Now he's masterful for my watch.
He's my hand-caged now, that was beautiful.
Outdoor now.
He's up to his feet. Very nice.
Nice block.
Both fighters throwing heat now.
They're dead.
You don't really stand, and if you take the head, keep it like this.
That is such a tough thing.
You need to be able to keep it like that.
Man, he likes to...
Oh!
Man, take that.
What?
He takes it.
What?
You know what?
You can feel the canvas reverberating.
I mean, it's right there.
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
It's like he's running and he breaks out.
Hahaha.
you
You
You got the half guard, you sit back on that leg, you press down to your opponent, you got elbow, you got punches, you're the very key is you controlling the underhook on the far side.
If you give up that underhook, your opponent can use the half guard.
Oh my!
Oh my elbow!
Holy!
I'm just chasing out a shaker.
Well, it's been a while, but that's wrong perhaps.
I'm just checking in for some bonus money at fight 10.
This is what happens when people are both hurt.
They're both hurt.
You expected a T, you expected a close fight.
You're just not gonna be shit.
Damn, man.
Nice.
The fighter is in half-go.
Alright, so he's got the ground and pound game going here.
Moving his head on the ground here, avoiding a lot of these big shots.
Yeah, but yeah.
Oh, he lands a brutal strike to the hand.
Oh, nice hook up there, and he skips back to the screen.
Under a minute to go in the round.
All right, so another nice strike to the guys from bruising, scouting to developing.
That kid, Renner, is a part of the one-legged fighter here now.
It'll take some time. It'll take some time when you land it there.
But trust me, when you can get that leg with those light kicks,
and the others come out of the ceiling,
your opponent has got difficulties moving.
Right now, I'm wearing step one.
Oh
Significantly
All right, that's the end of the ride. He said the fighters got a cut on his lip not necessarily a rocky ball
They're looking at the other talking about but certainly something that could be a source of adversity here moving forward
I'm right in there quickly to try to show it up
so the crowd voicing its appreciation after that round we had a knockdown
courtesy of a punch midway through DC here's your height it was straight keep
doing a combination
all right here we go with the start another round pretty good previous to
way dude you can't move them right out of the area
Good movement to avoid some of that power coming back.
See what he does here. He postures up and lands to the hand.
Oh, Nick Schatz waning down.
That's when this transition is mastering up now
Beautiful
This being the brother just being me you are you're definitely really good
Transition
Strikes are just
All right, so there it is again, he's been very efficient with this
Push after punch and start delaying from the top position.
Oh, how about that reversal?
Oh, how about that strong reversal on the ground?
Great job changing the position and getting them reversal.
Side control.
That is not stingable.
You won, bro. You won. Congratulations.
Wait, it's five rounds, and I'm not sure how you're supposed to dodge that hook, crap.
Oh, look it out there, it's a nice piece of thinking man's fighter, ladies and gentlemen, not an instant, but a huge one.
The container is just open, it's just a lot of room for fire, and it's been drained.
And that fight looks so good.
The country here is...
It's a lot of growth and play to be there, what a massive take on it.
Half guard now.
Big, big shots here. And how much more can he take?
Right side control now, we'll see if he can advance position.
Nice transition.
Just over three minutes to go, and he escapes up to his feet every night.
He's not moving his head effectively, he's trying to make things first.
You know what I'm talking about?
You gotta move your head, be active.
Don't react, you can't hear the fence.
Oh, and you get the back down, you can't do that.
Watch him up now.
Pretty good head movement, he's avoiding a lot of these grab strokes.
Right back!
Get up the back down, you can't do that!
Pretty good head movement, he's avoiding a lot of these grab shots.
Right back, right back!
Big shots landed by a man!
Come on!
Great job, Secure the back, he's a great job!
And now he's got the back!
Great job, finding his shots in the top position.
That's the feet now.
A useful trick right there to get the take-down out of the clutch.
That was quickie-yup.
Fast and separation.
Oh, almost like you saw the skill swell right away after he landed that strike.
So that trick is gonna have to bring that double low shot.
The one who shot must come down as he slams him right on the canvas.
And I give him a huge moment of the run.
You are an inexperienced player.
You know what?
I gotta say, you definitely play for it very well.
And the next time, five will go.
Here's the end of the round and what a five minutes it was for him rocked and scummed his
well here the replay guy a lot to learn
You in fight? Ready?
Yes!
And final left!
Tries to take out the leg, beautiful leg kick legs
and the big brown strikes.
Hostage up now and lands a devastating strike to the head.
That was a quick transition.
Three minutes now to the side of the world title.
This is something Shoste more.
He is so proud of him, that he is fighting in this way.
So much wrestling, so much grappling.
It's missing all this energy.
Trying to hold the tag now.
He's gonna throw some big shots at the spot.
He's gotta be careful.
He's gonna be right now.
And it sucks.
Because he's gonna get back to life.
He's trying to do a lot of things.
Oh my god!
He slams him down with authority DC, now we'll see what he can do with it, but certainly an impactful moment in the run.
He slams him down with so much conviction, and nothing is more discouraging for your opponent than being lifted up off of his feet and then slammed back down to the mat.
Going for that action, they're making choke now.
They're making choke, it's just tight.
Oh, that was deep when he got out.
That was a beautiful submission, defense by the staff.
And now he reverses position.
Wow.
Oh, great job by him there with the push things.
And Captain Dominick, he just has no stamina.
Great job.
Now he reverses the position.
Big games here, Dominick.
He's got to be fair to it.
He's set up another submission now.
We're going to finish the arm, or no.
All he's got to do now is give the staff a hand
to the back of the elbow to get the finish.
Oh, he's a trouble.
Oh, he escapes.
Wow, that is a great submission.
My dominant position, good man, good mouth.
Two-nil, but he's going to show me the most hits.
You've got to start with the most hit.
What you should do additionally, right, is start the push-hand.
Oh, and DC, touch the top of him to the body for a second.
You've got to do it with action.
Right, go the third.
Oh, my God, I'm losing a minute in there.
I was guillotining at the end, but he won.
That guy looks so down.
Oh my god!
I
Was you know we're headed a land that not many people know
Land that some people are aware but not everybody
It's not their favorite land, but that's okay
Buddy I am still 24k don't talk to me bro. Don't talk to me. All right. I am major whatever okay
What about 23k people all right? I was 24k I lost right?
Yeah, excuse me.
No one plays this game.
okay dude ain't nobody okay
Oh, what a three stack.
I'll play all of these.
Okay.
Oh my god, dude. Don't talk to me, bro. How does he know, man?
I'm just going to put that up.
So let me just put that up right there.
All right, I haven't played in like three days, so I'm bad
Actually, I'm pretty sure every time I played last there's just been me getting shit on so let's see
That's still the case the last two best two matches I have the whole team didn't know how to play dust 2 and no one played B
I'm good. Are you a static mid? Yeah, you are, boys, who plays this game? I'll show
I'll show you a major.
On suicide.
Fire me, sir.
Last one, sir.
One tap, Inc.
Major movement right there.
Major...
Holy...
Alright, we're gonna try some XM action here in 23k, boys.
Let's see, let's see.
I hate this game. I hate the timing. I hate this game. I hate everything.
Warbier. Mids open.
I got one.
This guy okay.
Yeah, I got one.
Yeah, we got eco'd so hard. I blame myself.
Oh, there's been planted.
XM delivery.
How many hours to have in CS a lot?
Alright, I need to come back here.
Move it, move it!
This is...
Oh, he got tagged.
One more long, tagged.
Two to the sides, scowl.
So, two to the sides or two, eh?
Long down, late.
Pointing.
oh dude the timing of this individual is actually beautiful dude
yeah when he crosses tell me if he's left or right mid
One kill, one kill, come on, one kill!
He's tagged to the side.
Hit smoke, no vision.
Oh my god you would peak right there bro come on
We got a match here boys we got a match and I got an egg
Let's move out
That's not a
At clear
I can't play this video game, I'm uninstalling, I'm going to Mecha Chameleon.
I'm gonna mech a chameleon.
Alright.
I'm sorry.
Oh!
Not sure I can't, no vision.
I'm lower
I'm in
Two tops
I'm trapped
Smokes, uh...
Dude, you're kidding!
Okay
Now stop
and
and they want
role
Alright, they're down.
Close.
Trash.
Let's make it rain, it rain.
Grenade out.
Now I'm gonna check out.
Grenade out.
one's
two
really?
throwing the grenade
eh
I'm not sure.
Bro, kick me bro.
Kick me man, please.
Yeah, I'm gonna go fast, cat, here.
Go, go!
Yeah.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
I don't even know this video.
Bro like I don't even know this video game right now. I don't even understand about these guys crouch warriors
Okay, just like instantly slams the crouch
of
We are going to Windy Wookiee.
It's not a vision.
I'm down already I think.
Right!
Dude!
Dude dude dude dude dude dude these guys these guys are in all the positions man
Whatever whatever whatever
of
us
of
the combat combat
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Here we go, here we go, come on, come on.
No one dead.
The blood flashbang.
Once we're inside.
I need no smoke.
Yeah.
Come on.
Not good.
Oh, my God.
It's going far.
It's still top.
Grenade out.
This guy's waiting for me to peek.
Long doors stacked.
This guy's gonna peek Lorby and kill me.
me
small day across
throwing grenade
throwing fire
firing
Oh
There it is boys, there it is
I told you boys
Nice.
Just take a second.
It just took a second.
Come on, come on!
Go, go, go!
Seriously.
Yeah.
This guy is so weird in fending mid.
Flash behind.
Grenade.
It's over.
Level 1.
Can I cross him?
It's safe to reload.
I'm already capped.
I was hoping the bomb planter was going to be...
Oh nice man.
Damn.
The gumbug!
We have to win this.
Oh my god we need to win this.
Oh my god, we need to win this, boys.
Oh, we gotta check this.
Oh, we gotta do this.
Oh, we need this.
Come on, come on.
Minus 400, by the way.
I hate going long, to be honest.
The long players, I was the greatest longholder
to ever hold long in every bug.
with the insincerity of having a...
Super tag?
Yeah.
In your car?
What, hey?
The left hit!
Or did you have a bomb, Orange?
I lost my job.
I just went for the shot.
NO!
Smoke push!
Dude
Yeah, this this the pistols don't hit anymore Matt lower ranks it's headshot mania this 50% evasion rating
I heard the bird all.
GG.
It's gonna be so difficult to win now.
What's the count that one?
Two. Too long.
Oh, he knew, bro, he knew.
Plant money.
I think he's right now.
Planting!
Door.
Window.
Hey hey hey!
I
Let's see let's see
come on
flashbang flashbang flashbang
bro they don't even peek mid nice
decoy
falling smoke shield
that one
one late long
One on site.
Get on there, bomb.
Dude, we're late, come on.
Dude, it wa-
How was he there?
What?
Yo, off on site, save that.
Dude...
Please save that.
What?
We got a hot guy!
He was able to fly all the way from CT and cross all the way to the right
when two people were shooting him.
That's a good one.
Alright, boys, I need this headshot through double doors like it needs to happen.
Like this headshot needs to happen.
It's imperative.
I don't want to come.
No.
Maybe for a mid-bush.
I'll miss the outer shield.
Okay.
before mid push
I'll make that out for sure
nice
decoys out
I have a
I must still be here.
One city spawn.
I have a
I must still be here.
I have a
I must still be here.
I must still be a one city spawn.
I have it, I have it.
I'm ready.
Come on.
That's incredible friend!
Brass, say that out loud.
He's a B-side.
I tried, dude, the jump shot.
Why would you jump? Because instead of doing a quick repeat, I was hoping he would shoot and miss.
I was hoping maybe the jump would have, uh, missed.
I'll blow up
Yeah, that's nice. Okay, it's yeah, it's good. It was a good idea, bro. Thank you for making it man. It works
Some compile de-apping doesn't it's not bad. It's cool. The graphics you guys this oh well my push a Lorby care or be maybe
Oh
Okay, was there like a recoil patch
Dude there is a recoil patch
The save run
bro push I know you're long dude just push man end the round
really
That's where I heard him.
Nope, the top mid.
He has one of those shields from dude seems that way
What deep
If this guy actually peeks the right side
There's a lot of, a lot of stuff, a lot of stuff, a lot of stuff, a lot of stuff, a lot of stuff.
Nice.
Oh, left side, ow.
I lost I'm good one long one long
All in site a
No
Dude
He has the angle bro that guy has the angle
Oh, that might be G's right there dude
Oh
Made it and you made it
I wish
Oh
That fix pass bro, I know you will
throwing flashbang
dumpster longstop
are you clear?
Long. Oh, he's mid-door.
He's gonna be top mid.
Good, no way.
Oh, my god.
I can't believe that shot actually connected on that guy.
I
Doors
That's very long
Bro push
The door line
I saw it
I
Actually dies a fire what?
There's no way here dude, there's no way dude this guy's gonna pick me, but I'm scared
I might just ignore it and go mid and just hope this guy I
I have the spawn on them or I'm dead.
Left side mid?
I'm gonna break smoke mid, hold on.
Yeah, nice, that was... one more beam.
I
Workpacks chill
It is a B spawn, but we are allergic to B. I swear you rush B once, they smoke and you
get sprayed down in the tunnel.
Late cross, maybe?
One up mid?
I'm mid-pass!
I'm safe!
Long side already.
Long side already
Oh, they got my AWP into the side.
It might be Teespawn.
Damn, dude.
I
Nice, dude, that was the odd guy
That's crazy dude at the last second dude, what is this?
please gave in a headshot this guy
late
mid-dead
Oh, I hit that guy too!
Yeah, there's one on B. You just kill this teammate.
On B?
Yep.
Now just go together.
That's one. That's one.
Just go together.
Okay, three, two, one. Run out.
Molotov down!
One's on A site.
Alright, chill, chill, chill. We can't get ecoed here.
I know, I know, I'm just saying, we gotta relax.
We won't be, they're gonna force.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my goodness.
Smoke mid, that could be lower, I missed it.
High smoke, high smoke.
I'm out, I'm out.
What's going on?
Nice.
Let's go.
Alright.
Oh my!
What a game bro, what a game dude.
That was crazy dude.
Oh, what was that, man?
Oh, my God!
That's crazy right there, dude.
Oh, losing a 1-8 is something you're gonna think about all night, dude, you're gonna think about that all night, dude, you're gonna think about that all night, dude, that sucks, I'd be so mad, I'd be so mad, I understand, I'd be so mad, that sucks.
I got time for one and I'm out. Let's go. Goal three. Come on. Okay. Okay. Here we go.
NA versus NA. The NA off.
Malayani Pasan Antar, Salosi Balanja Harian,
Jena Malabar, Ceylon Kulan.
Ah, where are we at here? Philippines, Philippines.
Malaysia, Malaysia.
Cek, Sikolong, Malabar, Disagudang,
Kulan, Kianjer, I'm thinking Malaysia here.
I'm on Malaysia right now.
I'm on Malaysia, but it could be Indonesia.
Oh my god taste of what?
All right here right here right here. Tell me tell me
Come on brother. Tell me dude. Where are we Jin Pantai?
Okay brother
Good on brother good on I don't know I have no idea I
I have no idea. This might hurt.
No! I'm done! Bro, I'm done!
I
Tells you this tells you everything this tells you everything brother sign right here tells me everything
Bucharest Bucharest
You know about boot Bucharest brah I forgot where Bucharest is. Oh dear. I don't know where Bucharest is. I totally forgot. I don't remember
GG GG
Bucharest Romania, of course. Oh, okay
We got time for one more. We got time for one more
Dude, I totally forgot it's been a second
All right, uh, fast.
Same guy, give me my elo back.
Give me my elo.
And then you spawn me in a fuck ass forest?
What am I supposed to do?
What am I looking at here?
Take a tree sample and analyze it?
Sweden, bro, Sweden.
Bro, Sweden somewhere.
Sweden in the mountains.
Send it.
Please be right, please be right, please be right, please be right.
Ah, he went Finland!
Oh my god, I went too far in North.
America?
There's going to be America in Texas?
Is Texas?
Whatever.
He doesn't know.
He knows it's America, but he doesn't know.
Even though he's American, he doesn't know Mississippi?
You're actually joking my friend?
Is he a weeb? Is he a weeb?
Dude is a weed, is a weed. Typical weed, typical weed.
Knows Japan.
Ha ha ha you got me there.
Do you like the root oh?
Ha ha ha wait Z a bro Z a Johannesburg relax.
come on come on come on come on come on
I don't know what country you're from please how does he know dude I don't know
I think it's Mexico. Oh my god. Oh my god. No, no.
All right, he won. I'm leaving. Chat, GGs, I will be on tomorrow. I would play music, but I'm leaving.
Tomorrow, I will see you guys. You guys enjoy the rest of your night. Seems like 1440p was a
success so I will leave it on. Peace out people till next time. Enjoy your night. GG. Sucks
in every game buddy. Did you not just see the insane
Okay.