Oh
Oh my God.
Oh, seven of us guys.
May we get all of us.
Hi, guys.
Hey, people.
What up, what up, what up?
How are you guys doing?
What up?
Hello.
Hello.
How are you guys doing?
Yes, indeed.
Oh, I just got a deep cleaning on my teeth.
Ow.
I'm still slightly bleeding that taste of blood still there a bit I did I just did the
bottom now I did the tops the bleed that means you know brush your teeth bruh I brush twice
a day mother fucker chill
twice a day
I have to man I can't I don't like smelly breath I have to I I love the minty-ness
I enjoy the minty-ness
I don't know what I'm saying, but yeah, hashtag ad incoming this fucking guy so wrong.
Well for some reason out of so many things in his life he could be worried about he's
word about the most something that isn't even happening. Galactic Racer Gameplay? Whoa,
Uncut Gameplay? Really? Oh, I did get a, uh, if you ask me, whoa, they actually have a
Footage of this game. Wow. This is actually monumental
This is monumental. I will die on the hill that the most fun
racing game is
Wreckfest
Oh, I did get access to this. I forgot what this was. All right forza horizon was good, but I'm talking about like
Trying to
Making cars fun, like going outside of the, it just being erased as to who's fastest, you know.
This.
Let's see Mario Kart. Yes, Mario Kart is up Mario Kart. Yes, indeed is also up in the top three.
Hold on.
This game, oh god, I hope it is.
Ah!
Wait, what is erosion, by the way? I wish listed this.
Oh, yeah, this game looks freaking crazy, right?
How's that cool pixel style?
This game looks like it could be really good.
It could be really good.
Why not the why and not that?
Why not the why and not that?
I see why I wish listed it.
YouTube stream is dead.
Yeah, I don't know why this isn't working. I've done live like 10 times on it
Well, you know what why?
It's like refusing to actually output
The main thing I changed was adding 14 portapita twitch, but there was no problems yesterday
What the hell is going on?
Oh, it's working now?
Oh, there we go.
Yeah, it is working now.
Oh yeah, sure, I did have those.
I removed them.
Did you play Candlem?
I did not know.
Next season, they had cash to premiere.
Nice, man.
Shareholder, blah, blah, blah, the steam machine, true.
Frostpunk 2 expansion.
Stronghold 4 Public Demo Wait.
Oh shit, this game has a demo out.
Oh shit, brudda.
I will be playing this.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
I've never played a Stronghold game.
and boy got released today. Dude, Mole was such a good game, goddamn. Moodang, Devz, went bankrupt.
Feels bad. This looked like it could have been pretty decent, but that's unfortunate.
That is unfortunate. All right, did they pop off with this?
I mean, Disney's been pretty smart in recent years about its Star Wars video games. Instead of
relying solely on its small group of internal development teams, as it did a long time ago
in a gaming galaxy far far away, or signing an exclusivity deal with one single publisher as it
did last decade with EA, the mouse now hands its licenses, Star Wars included, to absolutely
anyone with a great pitch.
And we've already had one game of the year caliber masterpiece come out of this strategy.
That would be 2024's Indiana Jones and the Great Circle, from the Riddick and Wolfenstein
veterans at Machine Games.
And so, when Lucasfilm first announced Star Wars Galactic Racer earlier this year as a
collaboration with developer Fuse Games, who counts a number of burnout alumni in its ranks,
my optimism immediately skyrocketed. A Star Wars racing game made by people who have some of the
best arcade racers ever made under their belts? Yes please! And now that I've finally had the
chance to play Galactic Racer, I don't need to search my feelings because I already know it to be
true. This high-speed roguelite, more on that in a bit, racer is an absolute blast.
The setup is simple. Your shade, a semi-willing participant in the galaxy's renegade racing
circuit, out amongst the outer rim, where rules and laws are more like requests and polite suggestions.
I say semi-willing, because Shade would rather lay low and avoid-
The sense of speed looks good.
A powerful enemy who has both the means and enough pettiness in his bones
to make your life difficult if you get in his way.
But that eventually leads you to, in turn, wanna knock Bull off his comfy perch.
And so you'll race speeder bikes, skim speeders, land speeders, and yes, pod racers,
in a series of events in order to advance up the ranks and through the entire circuit to get to the top spot.
Galactic Racer builds this in a roguelite loop that, if I'm being honest,
I was extremely skeptical about prior to playing it for myself.
My first thought was, don't we have enough roguelites out there already?
The answer is still probably yes, but to fuse his credit,
how they've wrapped the roguelite template around Galactic Racer makes a ton of sense.
Kind of looks like you just bump into other parts.
Make your vehicle your own through earned cosmetic unlocks, and most importantly, build your ride to your preference with the gameplay-affecting abilities that you earn through winning races.
But the outer rim is a ruthless place, and the circuit isn't one for second chances, so you can only race by earning a league token.
If you lose it in one of the Eliminator races, you'll inevitably come upon during your run,
and yes, they operate exactly the same as Burnout's Eliminator races, in which the
last place driver is disqualified from the competition at the end of each lap, you'll
have to start the run all over again.
But, in classic roguelite fashion, you'll be able to bring anything you've previously
unlocked to the table as you have another go at it.
And the animators are no joke, I should add.
In my 45 minute hands-on time, I did the first race or two in my run after customizing my
character and then jumping right in, but then immediately hit my first Eliminator.
I got too aggressive going for a takedown in one early race turn and ended up putting
myself into the wall near the end of a lap, without enough time to get back out of last
place before I got eliminated.
Oh, and the takedowns, by the way, are exactly as you remember them from Burnout, right down
to using a nearly identical camera angle when you see the slow motion wreck.
I quickly learned that the CPU Racer AI means business in Galactic Racer.
I was stunned to have been bounced from the tournament so quickly, but honestly, kind
of impressed.
It made me steal myself for the next run where I did a heck of a lot better.
But I'm getting a little ahead of myself.
Though there's plenty more to say about the racing portion of Galactic Racer, obviously,
I want to give props to the on-foot sections that you'll experience between races.
In them, you roam around each planet's paddock.
of these, kinda like the infield areas of a NASCAR race, and can talk to fellow racers,
upgrade your ship with Hebe the Monkey-like mechanic, tweak your characters or vehicles
appearance or, chat with the organizer of this whole thing, Darius Pax, a big voice,
big personality creature who sounds a bit like he's channeling Danny DeVito's Penguin
from Batman Returns.
Of course! Of course! And your timing is impeccable at all!
I think it looks decent.
When you're ready to hit the track, you have a couple of interactive moments that can give you an initial gameplay advantage.
The first is your ignition sequence. Regardless of what vehicle type you're piloting,
if you successfully hit the prompted button sequence and the brief window of time allotted,
I do want to see the multiplayer
of the on-screen meter as the green flag figuratively drops.
In these high-speed races that can be won or lost in a second or two, that initial over-satter
sport will be on launch too.
Okay, yes, properly nailing your ignition sequence is important, but what really makes
or breaks your race is how frequently and effectively you use your abilities.
I only saw a couple of them during my hands-on time, but there are plenty of them to unlock,
and they'll allow you to craft a pretty bespoke build for your vehicle.
Take the aforementioned shield, for instance.
If you're bunched up tight in a cluster of fellow racers, you can be sure that at least
one of them will try to shunt you into the nearest wall, nailing the timing on your
shield ability so that it's active when that takedown attempt comes, and before running
out of juice, you cooldown timer can save you from a fate of having to be blotted off
the track's walls with handy wipes.
The other one I used extensively during my hands on session was Ramjet, which sadly I
don't have footage of here.
It's functionally the same as an afterbrummer, with the key difference being that you can
keep the extra push of speed going past its cooldown point at the risk of pushing it too
far and having your craft explode.
I earned some modifiers for this as I played, including one that would reduce ramjet consumption
by 50% while in midair, meaning on a jump, since of course, all of these Star Wars racing
vehicles are technically in midair all the time.
The tracks meanwhile vary from short to long and from hot to cold, depending on which planet
they're located.
Jakku doesn't have any temperature concerns, but Lantana has patches of magma on track that
I think it looks like it looks. I don't think it looks holy
But it looks I
I'm not like
I'm not like losing my mind. It looks decent
Let's see
Let's see, let's see
Yeah, it's a rogue. Yeah, the single player is a roguelike. Yeah, it is.
What would be better in your opinion? I don't know. It looks like it's like, you know, hold
right trigger and turn and shit. Yeah.
It's just it doesn't look bad.
It looks OK.
It looks OK.
It's a racing game.
It ain't no Mario Kart, bro.
Let's see, Matt, let me be off.
I'm optimistic, but I'm cautious. OK.
You motherfuckers, literally get a little taste of the glitz and glam.
You're like, oh my god, you're like already fanboy.
Relax.
Let me be a little skeptical.
Let me be a little skeptical here.
I know, I know it needs a cup of the day mode.
I'm very particular about my racing games.
OK, a lot of racing games are kind of.
man. Yeah, it's it's hard to tell like how in depth it is, it is or if it's just gonna
fall flat like Sonic racing, you know, or whatever the fuck, or like the Disney one
that they're just trying to make a racer. And you just have like, it's just not that
You know sonic is great the maps of sonic we're good, but it's still kind of just like died out
Are they gonna play like three racing games you're not the demographic? Oh really dude
This fucking guy
It looks like it looks like
Let's see let's see. I'll try it. I still think Trackmania just runs supreme, dude. Trackmania,
dude. Trackmania.
Kojima, new OD information.
Kojima filming has probably begun with the actors will be a new game system.
Kojima have the concepts since Debt Stranding won pitched to many different companies.
It was Phil Spencer and Xbox who saw the vision.
They said that I'm crazy and that they really don't understand the concept, that they will not be able to do it.
Wants it to be the scariest game possible. There's a system that will allow players who are too scared to keep playing continue.
Ain't no way.
I believe in Kojima though, okay, I believe.
I believe.
I'd be Death Stranding 1 and 2, okay?
You think this motherfucker could throw anything at me at this point, alright?
Saw credits on both of them.
You barely read it.
What does that even mean, dude?
I beat it.
I saw the ending credits.
I enjoyed my time with it.
What do we have, Evee?
What do we have?
Saw Genesis gameplay?
Oh my god.
Are they pulling it off?
Is it this one like Death by Daylight?
Or is it a single player?
I forgot what this was.
This is a 3v1.
Hold up.
Meanwhile, the fourth player operates from the shadows, shaping the trial and doing everything
possible to trap and rehabilitate them.
In this cat and mouse game with life and death stakes, you get to choose which side
you want to be on.
The accused are a team of three players chosen from a roster of characters.
Survival for them is all about working together under pressure.
objective as an I always commend the devs that tries the items a new game mode
before time runs out every match takes place in a procedurally generated
environment so routes change plans break and teams have to adapt on the fly if
you're caught you'll get thrown into a saw-style dilemma where escape comes at a
cost you will be forced to choose between saving yourself for sacrificing a limb
or relying on your teammates to rescue you in time. You may survive, but you may not
survive intact. On the other side of the trial is the game's antagonist, the judge. The first
of these judges is the doctor, but more playable antagonists will be added to the game, each with
their own tools and strategy. Much like Jigsaw, the antagonist isn't an unstoppable force
of nature. As a former surgeon with his own twisted idea of redemption, he relies on cunning
and strategy over brute strength. His access to exclusive corridors and elevators means
that he can oversee the maze from above, try to split up the accused and constantly hamper
their progress before each match he designs a strategy using his vast array of tools and
then harnesses the level itself to apply pressure by cutting off for us creating panic and striking
when the team is divided and just like jigsaw the judges gold does not lie in killing the accused
instead he seeks to force redemption upon them through sacrifice unlike in
other asymmetrical horror games the judge here is physically vulnerable with
smart communication and perfect timing the accused can't fight back disrupt this
plans and create openings to escape that balance means there's no single correct
way to win will you risk everything to save a teammate from a rehabilitation trap or grab
the key and make a run for it this looks like it'll be fun for a couple of rounds or a band
what the make a 3v1 game what's the last 3v1 game you played all right it is a little dead by
daylight like each side and several potential outcomes so no two games will play out exactly the
like you know let them try let them try it's been about making impossible choices in the face of
pure terror these games are always fun to play when they're cross play for like a week saw genesis
those choices are yours to make let the games begin why not more like texas chainsaw yeah pretty much
Yeah, these are always fun to play.
Let's see, let's see.
Dragon Ball Xenoverse 3 trailer.
Um, the Sand Raiders game was pretty fun.
Um, I thought the looting was just kind of boring a little bit, you know?
Um, it was, it was, I, there's a play test available for God save Birmingham.
Oh, really?
Really?
Request access, is it instant access?
It's not instant access though.
Yeah, I'll play stronghold 4 though.
I saw erosion, chat, so I want to check out erosion.
I'm like debating on whether I want to load that up. I guess I could just play it.
Can you play the funny fruit game? Buddy, that's not funny to you, hell to me.
Hunger has a playtest. I don't think so. Nothing you can stream probably.
Polaris?
Survive the Arctic?
Whoa.
Let's save my life, please.
Um, maybe.
Why not? Why not? Sure, they looked alright.
And the a drops July 3rd
Yeah, hopefully they actually pull that game off
Hopefully hopefully hopefully I might try stronghold for first
Erosion I'm 50 50 on it looks like it could be good. It was on my wishlist
list. Disc golf masters came out today. She a she bold washers out as well.
Mmm
Hold up downloading
Kidding. You're joking.
Wow.
Yeah, it sucks cuz we gotta go pick it gotta walk up and go pick it back up every time
Yeah, I'm thinking stronghold right now to be honest.
Real physics.
Why not?
Why not?
Let me see a deer boy.
Or deer and boy.
Tell me what exactly happened.
This game came out today.
Yeah, this looks like it could be pretty good.
It is like limbo.
This looks pretty decent.
Don't tell me the deer, he loses the deer at the end or some shit.
It looks like it's super well made, but uh, yee.
Yee.
Yee.
Yee.
Yee.
Yee.
Yee.
Yee.
Yee.
Yee.
Yee.
Demo of sprawl zero.
Oh yeah, I got access to Birmingham, bro.
Oh shit, hold up, I'm gonna try this.
This game is, I got, this is actually crazy.
There, the yep is going on, what the hell dude?
This game is interesting, I feel like it's ambitious.
Let's see, let's see.
Let's see if it truly is Wardens of Avalon.
What you liking me bro?
Why does this look like Diablo 0.5?
Transit?
Is this the one with the sock puppet?
Which one was this again?
Dark narrative adventure.
Someone forgot to use their credits.
There's a ticket in there.
What have we here?
It's okay, Alvin, enough.
There are things I can't tell anyone.
Just jump down there.
You can always trust Mr. Sonic.
I'm not jumping down there, Mr. Sonic.
You missed the shot?
I'm that sister of yours or not.
Did you just jump out in front of a train?
You're the one who told me to.
I never thought you would be that stupid.
There is no turning back, you know.
This is much bigger than you think.
If I never see you again, I'm sorry.
Brother, this is crazy, brother, this is crazy.
Gordon, save!
New Dark Tide class came out today?
Oh.
Oh, nice man. Ah, let's see if this is actually the game of the games, the game of the game.
Okay, 0.0.0.1.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, this is gonna be...
This is kinda like just seeing what they're trying to...
Like the vision, the rough vision.
We got a rough vision here.
They want Alpha.
Beta test.
As your eyes crack open, blearily, memories come rushing back repairs on the church roof
and misstep in a perilous fall.
You remember an excruciating pain in your side in the face of kindly old brother Morris
nursing you through a devilish fever.
You recognize this place as the infirmary at the priory of St. Thomas.
Though your body is weak, your injuries seem mostly healed, but the room is a mess and
you smell the iron tang of blood on the air.
How long have you been unconscious and what has happened here? You must find brother Morris
Something feels off
Oh like 28 days later
Sleep menu disassemble
Assemble lift
Oh, he's fucking strong, apparently.
Throw anything?
We're out.
We're at the bodies!
Is that you?
Oh, god.
I'm gonna pick this up, because I have an instinct
That shit has hit the fan
How do I wear this equip?
Quest complete arm yourself
Completed completed left right click
Where the Morris?
Shit
What the hell is this the Monarch?
What the fuck?
Can I open door latched install latch
You know what this game reminds me of it's like a third person fucking seven like medieval ass
class. What's that one game called? It's like a fusion of seven days to die and Project
Zomboid. That's what it reminds me of. Open wooden toolbox. All the shit is in there?
Yeah, you can't take the nails. Belongings.
This looks like the type of game I gotta crap shit.
It does seem that way.
Get the hell outta here.
Alright, well let me see if I can get a shirt or something.
Oh, fuck.
Uh-oh.
Disassemble. I have this.
Looting around probably makes sense.
Someone made this for a reason, and here I go, destroying it.
Uh-oh.
Buddy, buddy, alright you know what we can do, I can do this, I can do this, I don't
allow, it's barricaded?
What do you mean?
What are you even talking about?
Disassemble.
Oh shit.
Alright, you know what, stay there for a second.
man earthen where bottle I could exit through there maybe the exit through
here is easier
dumb ass zombies but something has gone horribly wrong the priority dormitory
was a madhouse brother Morris and the other much reduced to deranged beasts by
some sickness of the blood has the day of judgment come did you die in that fall
and awaken again in hell no doom souls do not feel thirst and hunger and you are
feeling a great deal of both if you're to face whatever has happened in Birmingham
you must first survive the day search the other buildings on the prior ground
alright I need food water etc
better find some bandages to one half the search when I'm bleeding
Oh, you know where you jump like that. You can jump here. Let's see
I'm in oh
You see
Very nice, ah finally good ass shoes very nice very nice
Okay, where is the kitchen in the?
Do I do this?
Let me see if I can fight. Let's go
And are you okay?
All right, yeah, you're next. You're next you piece of shit. Let me disassemble this for you, you mother fucker.
You mother fucker. There you go. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, can I throw shit at him?
Oh, of course. Oh, whoa. It dulled.
How does one undull this? Disassemble store sharpen with a whetstone.
Two required, one from list. I don't have that.
Ooh.
I like these pants, a lot more air flow, ooooh!
Nice.
What?
You made it out of there?
Damn!
Oh shit.
Okay, so you can disassemble everything for resources with the linen cot looks better.
Hold on, it looks better.
Oh, shit, the Dripaloski.
Hey, yeah, the world may have got to shit, but you know what, man, at least I can still,
I can still look good. Okay, I can still look good while it is going to shit
Wooden toolbox
4.94 out of 20
I'm gonna take the lantern with me as well nighttime has not approached. Oh
He can leap over shit
Wait, this is still dull isn't it
All right, it's dull, but it's still decently effective.
Clean cut his skull in half.
All right, all right.
Let's see.
Uh-oh.
Any horsies in here?
Wooden toolbox?
Ooh! Wooden container, leather gloves.
Oh, here I go!
Dude, I need food.
Drop? Why can't I equip this?
Mallet 0.92834.
This looks like you might as well still use the axe.
Oh shit wait never mind.
Wait carpentry level up once, dead fast level up one.
Oh so okay you do status, hunger, skills, oh my god.
One-handed sword, maces, polearm, carpentry, gathering.
Interesting. Apparently this guy fucking has amnesia.
More leather gloves. Oh, whetstone.
And kindling.
And go back.
Let me sharpen this.
Losing health? Uh-oh.
Okay, I don't see any food in here.
There's this guy. He's kind of stuck.
Maybe.
I'm not sure why I'm thinking I can find a nice steak dinner in the fucking barn.
all right let's go straw bed
let's move losing hands
wheelbarrow this dude shit bad where is the damn kitchen
Oh my god. An apple. An apple. Saved. Eat. Very nice. Very nice. What else? I'll eat
Anything and on the end fucking eat that shit raw garlic fucking
It's good for you. It's good for you
Gross you don't give a shit about gross dude. It's the zombie apocalypse
No more chicken, no yeast.
Was there a soup on the table?
Oh yeah, also this massive cabbage.
Yeah, that was actually a great diet.
Oh my god, there's chicken right here.
It's actually a great diet right here.
Whole Foods.
Hi for the road
Okay, I think I got all the food I got everything make a bond each
Press K to craft a bandage, nearby items.
Oh shit, here it is.
Tinkerers workbench, free crafting, linen wrap, cloth, scraps.
Oh here, okay.
Wait, this guy can go all out.
You can make a full night's set.
Okay, sure, dude.
Really?
Makes sense.
Crafting slop?
Dude, these games rely heavily on you crafting.
All right, what is this?
This looks kind of important.
Oh.
What was the next quest?
Food until you're full.
All right, I need more food.
Let me just actually do that.
Eat this.
Yo, save some! How was 31.27? That's gotta be completed.
All right. Eat food until you are full.
Buddy, minus six, you're more than full.
I owe me get this.
Are you fucking kidding me? I'm bleeding?
Oh shit, it did mention to do this before you start bleeding.
I need a shirt or something to break down into cloth.
You know what?
Let's try it out. Disassemble.
Sewing kit, table knife, butcher's knife.
Fuck, I don't have anything.
Was there a table knife around here?
Why don't I use the axe?
Okay, everybody ate with wooden spoons.
Okay, oh shit.
Um, what was this?
A wooden basin.
Can I drink this?
Dude, I am bleeding!
What do I do?
Let me go back over here.
That's where I came from, but I might be able to find.
Let me see if I can go in here.
Out of stamina?
I know, I need to find some cloth, but then I need something to cut rags with.
Does this have anything linen breeches?
Yeah, I need a sewing kit, hand-knife, table knife, butcher's knife.
I don't know why the church would have a knife in it.
Oh, God, I'm so dead.
Uh, leather shoes, can I like rip these or something?
Grab them to then do it later.
You were in an infirmary?
Go back.
We have a lot to loot in here.
Oh, this is the other kitchen.
Well bucket.
What is this?
Playbottle?
Every single item in this game is interactable, it seems like.
Oh, this game has tab- oh, there it is.
Oh, this game has tab-looting, like fucking daisy.
Okay, I'm still bleeding.
Rope.
Uh, let him wrap.
No, come on!
Excuse me, let him wrap.
Oh.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, right click on an injured part of it, apply bind, oh okay, that's how
you do it here?
Wait.
Oh, he actually needs to, oh, there you go, you actually have to do it like that.
There it is, we're good now.
Eat food until you're full.
So what's up, this quest is bugged.
So I'm stuck.
Alright, rip that quest.
Add firewood.
I believe.
Ignite.
Yeah, I would live here dude.
I just have to throw everything.
I can disassemble all the furniture and just live here.
Cook all my food here.
Disassemble everything.
the hell bro this is a nice-ass place barricaded come back here this is nice
higher elevation we just got a board up a bunch of stuff got some planks this is
assemble
Use the mallet
It's cozy
It's kind of cool how you can interact with everything I'm leaving I
Don't know what my strategy is quite yet
Tinkerers workbench needs wooden stick wood plank and nails and then with this you can make
Axes, sight, a butcher knife, hammerhead.
Okay, so it does seem like it is worth disassembling and gathering a lot of planks to get nails
and stuff.
Yeah, maybe I can make like a backpack.
Selling workbench?
Can I make like a backpack or something?
No?
Let me try crafting one of these tinkerer things.
Nails, 17, fiddling, bent nail, firewood, okay, so if I hit K, this needs wooden stick.
Yeah, we're talking about like, uh, collecting wooden sticks here.
I swear something had a wooden stick.
It tells you.
Is there a wooden stick somewhere?
Oh, okay, so you do get wooden sticks from this.
Try axing the barricaded door for them I work
Excuse me
It's under everything isn't it oh yeah, dude tab goddamn you have to tab in this shit
It lies, by the way.
There's not a single wooden stick here.
Just gonna do that for now on.
Oh, it's possible results.
Game still looks mega-early.
It's literally 0.0.1.
It is the definition of the earliest shit possible.
Game looks mega fucking oddly.
I actually think for 0.1 it's actually good.
there's like uh it shows off a decent amount of the systems
it's not early access though you have to request access to play in the playtest
i was acting like someone asked him to download this shit but i know what you mean
all right this is the rarest this is the rarest item apparently
Oh, the four sticks, it feels good.
Is that everything?
One more, one more stick, one more stick.
Last one.
Success.
Very nice.
Sewing workbench as well. Tinkerers workbench. I think this is what I need to do first
All right, I prefer working outside
Oh outside and video games is so much nicer because like the Sun isn't fucking beating down your face and like there's no bugs
Outside and gaming is fucking nice, man
shit outside god damn being inside outside oh oh I make a pill you need an actual pitch
fork head? Yo, yo, yo, what? Can I make these? Is this what I need a blacksmith for? Mabafucka!
This guy needs the whole shop! The sewing workbench gives me a bunch of bullshit. You
don't need that. I need to somehow make the blacksmithing. I don't know how the fuck I'm
supposed to make that. Alright, um, what do I do? I am still dying. It's the zombie apocalypse.
I'm fucking hungry again. I have an axe. I feel like before I leave this, I need to try
I try to craft as many things as I can, like that's the best I can do.
Pitchfork in the barn by the ladder.
Was there really?
Let me go look.
What a man.
Chill.
Chill.
Axe level up.
Oh my god!
No!
Die, bro!
What the fuck!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh shit double pitchfork double pitchfork
You build before technically I could start taking these just to try to get as much fabric as I can
any linen is good because I can if I need it cloth scraps small animal hide potential that
That sounds fair, like I'm gonna need it too.
Alright, cloth scraps in here.
And a random wooden container.
Okay, random.
Alright, iron nails and scraps for armor plates.
Let me see.
Where are you seeing armor plates?
Banana!
Iron scrap!
A saw?
A well bucket?
Yeah, I'm not seeing that. What I do see is making five of these.
Mm-hmm
Very nice
Oh, I'm going fuck it at night. I'm going
Let's see range. Oh shit
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Yo, this is actually really nice.
Did that make a bucket?
What in basin?
I should probably make a water bucket.
What was that?
Straw well bucket, metal hook, and wooden plank.
I don't think I should make that shit, that sounds important before I head out.
Ah, my quests are bugged.
Someone said I'm stuck on this.
I already filled my belly and it didn't update, so...
Do I need to like restart?
Okay, wait, what do I need for this?
Metal hook and wooden planks. I have more planks in here.
All right, it wasn't in here was it? It was over here.
You're a zero of a hundred, not a hundred of a hundred.
Make your way to that and look for something to eat.
You can eat food by opening it in it's either tab and eat food until you're full.
Eat till minus twenty, you have to eat till minus twenty.
Hopefully I have enough food to actually reach that.
I don't have as much.
Bro, no fucking way.
You have consumed spoiled food, motherfucker.
There's a bucket by the well.
Now, how does this work, and I know.
I don't think so.
I don't think, uh, I think you actually need a well bucket in order to, um, get water.
Did Ronaldo finally score?
Oh
My god the village
Holy shit.
Outside the monastery.
I'm not ready to leave yet bro, I'm scared.
I'm scared to venture out there, I don't have anything man.
I don't got shit, but...
Ooh!
We'll eat everything. There's some random fruit.
Work hammer.
I'll take that.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, we got a ladder here too, wait a minute.
object. Can I rotate? Shift? Shift WASDA to rotate. There it is. Easy. Oh, it needs to
be perfect for him to actually want to climb it, I think. Oh, yeah, it needs to be perfect.
the onion there is an actual well bucket. Okay. Old straw, straw bundles. Another ladder.
Motherfucker, you make me do this and there's no cool loot? Oh, there goes the ladder. Hopefully.
There's a water bowl as well, but yeah, there's literally nothing up here pointless
Come on man!
I could go through here and try to kill some of these guys
And whoa, leather apron?
Yo, that's a massive upgrade.
What the hell dude?
Leather?
Oh shit.
Insane stats.
Alright, let's go.
Fuck, why isn't this working?
Install a latch? I'm going in here.
Open up people open up
Worse
Oh
I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm just slightly injured. It was worth it. I got an onion
Worth it for the onion. Oh a butcher's knife. What is that?
Garlic
Well, this guy's still alive
This is green shit on the ground ooh
Lots of apples
Delicious
dude it's all spoiled god damn i'm still fine though i'm still fine
this does not say that it's spoiled
all right someone said go to minus 20 and it will work oh well bucket nice
Come on, brah, I need one.
Is that it?
A herring?
Wait a minute, can I cook?
And shrooms?
Oh, that does nothing.
I must be able to cook.
Wow, you did have to go to minus, what do you call it?
Oh, you about to puke.
You're taking care of the meat of matters, there's nothing left for you at the priority.
Now you must brave the village, it's likely you'll find more of these wretches shambling
about.
You must let your guard down when opening doors, as you already learned, being indoors
doesn't mean you're safe.
I'm checking your current location and he's puking.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hold on, chill!
I have...
Oh, I don't have the fire starter kit.
I have herrings. I should be able to cook these.
Before them, let's keep moving.
This looks like something's over here.
Whoa.
Oh shoot.
Best item in the game.
A letter.
and quill, letter, wooden stool, ale keg.
What is this? Find or build a bed, secure a resting place, and get some sleep.
I could just barricade myself down here.
Get rid of some stuff too.
Disassemble, let me just assemble.
one's faster than the other.
Okay, um, what do I do here?
What do I get rid of?
That was very heavy.
33, maybe two of these is a bad idea.
I am so encumbered, it's horrible.
Oh my god, he keeps fucking puking too, he's super sick.
Shit.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, where's my wooden plank?
Storage, Kindling on Keep, Leather, Lamp, Animal Hide, Ancicle 26, everything else I
want to keep right now.
Door. Build a barricade. Wooden plank times two. Install a door.
Alright, what do I need for a bed? A straw bed just needs straw bundles.
It's not that I'm ready to leave, but no I'm not.
I did, but I can also make my own bed with straw.
So I can say I made one.
Get the hell out!
You're no longer needed.
I need four of these.
Oh, wait a minute.
Nothing good.
Straw bed.
Right here in the barn.
There it is.
I think that means I'm tired.
Okay, high chance of death here, let's see.
Risk of intrusion, very low.
Blocked a hundred long rest
Veg time I like the breeze
Okay, what's that need being fatigued what happened
Hmm?
Real time rest?
Oh there it is.
Oh my god.
What two- Shivering, melee attack sometimes miss.
Gnoshes, carrying capacity reduced, cold, stomach discomfort, arm discomfort, parched.
Hungry, highly overburdened, drowsy.
Kindle of flame in a fire pit or bonfire?
Bonfire is just a straw bundle?
Sure.
Don't I have a straw bundle?
Dude, I sleep with the fuckin' uh, okay, you're okay then?
I can eat a little bit?
Yeah, how the hell do you tell if this is gonna hurt me or not, or if this is bad?
Can I just eat this?
It says it's, freshness is 27, slightly spoiled.
Oh, that's what it is.
It's slightly...
spoiled.
I am not eating that shit.
I will, however, disassemble this.
All right.
So far, living.
Fire pit, can hold and burn fuel more efficiently.
Let's just build it, just to build it.
Can I craft a fire starter?
Iron, scrap, and flint.
Potage, cooking stand.
Oh, shit, man.
I should make that long wooden stick as well.
I could have made that earlier.
There's gotta be a potage pot and a metal hook
I can probably find.
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
Okay, I need to get this,
but I need iron scrap and flint.
Where the fuck am I finding that?
I had it before, there was one I had, but I got rid of it.
I might actually have to leave this place,
because I'm getting to the point where there's no food left here.
Day Z, ambiance soundtrack.
I
Oh, wow.
Earthenware.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Crazy find on that.
Seem like they're rare, so it's kind of not the greatest.
Oh, there's a torch too.
Oh, this guy is so encumbered right now, I know I heard it, and he's parched, shit.
Come on, let there be light!
You can do it a long, long night.
Part of you hope that when you open your eyes, this would all have been some ungodly nightmare,
but the scenery outside remains unchanged.
If you sip a water found burgling houses and a handful of stale leaves behind, you're
surviving for now barely, but you won't live long like this.
You must secure a stable supply of food and water.
You know there's a well somewhere in the village and if you can get a fire going, you might
even have a proper meal.
Oh shit, how long does this fire last for?
I don't think it tells me.
I would make this but I have to find a couple of things.
all right I swear this is the well over here
boys is this a fucking well it doesn't let me interact with the water grab this
symbol I don't know if this is what they're talking about this might be the
actual toilet it said there's a well around here well bucket has a weird
symbol on it
amount of liquid that can be held oh wait maybe you go in and then how the
How the fuck do you do this?
Oh, shit. Okay, we gotta travel out.
Yeah, I don't think that works.
Yeah, that doesn't that doesn't work. I think I need to go to the well on the map over here.
down the road. I'll kill me man! Is that actually marked on the map or no that's
something else
all shit
I'm just gonna act like I'm a zombie
that's all I gotta do
even though I give off a scent
Oh, is that the wall right there?
Oh, shit.
Come at me, I'm getting my water!
Dude, I have every helmet possible at the moment.
Oh my god, how do I do this?
Are you kidding me? I need metal hooks. I have a well bucket already. I'm a pragy.
hooks while scripted that's a I'm not to build a house right by the well why the
hell wouldn't I I would literally build a house right here
Okay, now fucking drink.
Oh, fuck that was so good.
God damn.
Holy shit.
Oh
Can I transfer to a water bowl wash
Yeah, let me wash my fucking face
Just gotta do something that's gotta help something out there
Transfer to a water bowl
Do I have a water bowl my inventory I do okay, you got some water for the road
I'm still profusely dying
Maybe I scavenge the village for some food
Can I eat this shit?
Yes, looks like we're having a nice cabbage dinner. It's gonna be cabbage
submerged in
water I need to find some seasoning bro okay at least give me some I need some
salt or something
man you're my friend at this point you seem like you're a nice guy
You're my friend.
My friend G.
My friend.
How much is this actually giving me?
Whoa! Minus 9% per cabbage?
Oh, shit!
You know what? This is what it's about, bro. You gotta, you gotta just get cabbage.
Rip that shit off, eat it.
You gotta go bulk in diet mode.
Just straight up raw veggies.
What about bandage?
I don't think I need- I have a headache.
I need an ibuprofen, but that wasn't invented.
One of your bandages has what?
The fuck did I just say?
One of your bandages has become soiled.
Excuse me?
my person? Oh damn! Scratch to ply ointment, no ointment. Alright, there we go. Slowly
recovering. Getting significantly sick wound recovery reduced I'm fucking
diseased. Oh shit. You have to actually keep changing your bandages.
What the hell? I need to find like an apothecary maybe in this town. I'm gonna
I'm gonna type some type of ointment.
My eyes are kind of red.
I might need to put myself down.
Remove dirty? Oh, whoa, that's actually kind of interesting.
You have to actually monitor the dirty...
Dude, I have no ointment, bro. I have no fucking ointment.
Alright, let's see if I can find some shit here.
Alright, let me see, let me see.
I do wonder what that is. I should probably go to this symbol unless this is a mark I made.
Oh, it's literally the marker. It looked like the marker.
Might die doing this.
Try making it, eating some pot-age. Yeah, I can go back to the monastery and make a pot.
Everybody chill! If you want to have, you want to fight, come through here. Oh god.
Oh my god!
The good news is they all look slow as hell.
That will go very well with my stew.
That will go divinely with my stew that I will be cooking tonight.
Very nice.
Make the fuck up, bro!
Make the fuck up, man!
You're kidding.
You're kidding!
You're gonna do that right in front of the zombie!
Are you kidding, dude?
What?
You're kidding!
This incumbrance sucks ass right now.
What do I get rid of?
What weighs so much?
Let me eat this.
I must have been covering some type of goodness.
Something good.
Nothing?
Nothing.
But if you were disassembling the pitchforks for...
Actually, can you do that?
Can I disassemble a pitchfork for the metal?
I guess you could, but nah.
Bandage again. Oh, fuck
Dude, I'm gonna run out of bandages I am totally gonna run out of bandages
What was that?
Oh, there's a site.
I actually might take that site.
Shit.
This is why I'm encumbered.
Heaviest fuck.
Oh, a potage pot as well.
I can bring that back to base for a nice meal.
Do I head back to base right now?
That's what I'm thinking.
I have water.
I'll stop by the well.
See what's up.
Oh shit, okay.
There is a chest if you move the ladder, oh, I'll just take a sip from here.
Why are you walking like you got shit in my pants in your pants? He kind of does
I lost a lot of my debuffs minus 37% dirtiness
Okay.
Yeah, brother, we're going back, I got a potage, we'll make a nice berry cabbage stew.
Oh, oh shit, this weapon's great.
Oh my god.
That could have killed me.
else has been getting one tapped yeah I could just make a bonfire and stay near
the well and then slowly just make a bed and just build right by the well why do
Why do I have to go back? I have nothing back there. I can rebuild.
I can enclose this little structure here and have a little building.
I can get straw bundles. I can make another bed. Look, a straw basket right here.
I now live at the well.
Welcome home sweet home.
Right there
Open zombie concept
All right, and let me make a bonfire just with more straw. I thought I alluded way more
We got planks wooden storage can I actually use these storage boxes
How many goals has Ronaldo gotten here by yeah, these are lies these storage boxes are lies
Can I actually create like a storage thing?
Straw storage basket.
Straw basket.
Alright.
Um.
I need to straw for days.
Right there.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
This also looks like a lootable crate.
Oh, sure.
Whoa!
Why don't I just lift this and throw it
all the way back to base?
Why build when I can do this?
Wait, was there an ointment?
Oh!
How do I use this?
I don't know if I have to take the bandage off first, but I'm assuming that's not a thing.
No, you don't have to.
Okay.
I need more of these.
I've done this as heavy.
Is it all the food I have weighing me down?
Okay, let me make, uh, make this.
Maybe I just make a fire pit instead of a bonfire.
Why not?
Get two wooden sticks.
I should be able to.
Does this actually break down into wooden sticks?
Wooden planks?
Where am I getting wooden sticks from?
Toby!
I'm still alive.
Oh!
Come on, man.
There we go.
Aw, we get two wooden sticks here.
Large wooden storage chest.
Dude, there's so much shit in all these.
What?
I'm more Lou.
Okay, this one's a 52.
Smoke sausage link.
Oh yeah, we're eating good.
More ointment.
Large wooden bowl.
I need a flight limit here too.
I got scratched on my toe.
Disassemble.
Where did all that go?
No idea where all that went
All right
No more ointment. Damn you got an ointment every single part the brakes
It gets hurt
It's rough out here.
Alright, apparently finding two wooden sticks.
Oh here we go.
It's very difficult.
Give me two.
Never mind it isn't.
I got it.
Alright, fire pit.
Right next to the beige.
Hopefully I have enough.
And add firewood.
Get it individually at each one or not.
And then no tools.
I definitely have this that I feel like it's a waste but I will do it.
Oh, yeah, where's my potage pot ignite craft what you have the craft one just put it on
No way
The only other thing I could think of is disassembling it
Oh wait, never mind never mind never mind large wooden stick metal hook and rope
Are you fucking kidding dude?
Rope?
Metal hook and wooden stick.
The wooden stick.
The wooden stick.
I just consumed the rope am I tripping here did I not just have a fucking rope did I consume it I
Can go get some straw and find I can get some straw right here in a ways
Rain check oh really
Okay, I can make rope here.
Yeah, at this point the zombies are chilling with me.
At this point, we're friends.
Make potage.
Add ingredients. All right, boys, we're doing a nice herring, a delicious herring, with some shrooms and
And an onion and turnip stew
There it is there it is add water and ignite refill water
There we go, there we go and make or patch
Here we go boys.
It's slightly spoiled.
There it is, man, the dream.
We're going to add a little more water into the pot, a little more water in here, oops,
ingredients to cook on it a little more. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Fish chunks, vegetable.
All right, and now time to eat. Water bowl with fresh shit in it.
Oh, yeah.
Goddamn!
Your shutters secure, your stomach is full, but you cannot simply power an abandoned home
as a way to rescue.
There must be other survivors somewhere, and if anyone is alive, certainly Father Hebert.
The widow- the widow Smith or Lord William must be among their number.
It's time you venture forth and survey the town.
Brother!
Saint Martin's Church, Emelons Forge, Le Moule Manor.
Father!
Okay, I'm actually still hungry.
I'm actually still very hungry.
I could totally eat a little more.
But I think I need to get another bundle or something.
All right, can you shit in this game?
Slow down, buddy, okay? It's 0.00.0.1.
Oh my god!
You're kidding. You're kidding. My beautiful weapon.
My beautiful weapon. No, I just sharpened it too.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
This game is great. It's a cool game.
It just requires a lot of micromanaging of like, oh, reapplying the bandages.
You gotta like, it's a very bare bones-ish, like, very...
You got to like break everything you got to craft stuff the stuff you crack
breaks them you always need a constant supply of shit near you it's like the
bare bones very very everything is breakable and buildable
I'm not going to continue though that was pretty cool though it's a nice little uh good little
just to see what's going on overall. Replayed the forest? No.
Yo, how was erosion? Maybe stronghold four?
I will try to play Gears of War, the first one, yes.
DC Starcraft 2 Patch Controversy. Negative.
Welcome to Stronghold 4, my leader.
Okay, okay.
Let's see, let's see.
They showed this game at one of the events.
And now all of a sudden there's a demo.
Which is good.
Wait, what the hell?
Oh my god.
No!
What?
Damn noble wretches!
It's nothing but a ruin!
Too cowardly to fight me head on, eh?
The enemy forces must have been waiting
for the moment I left to strike in my absence.
Hark, sir Longa!
What wonderful hospitality awaits at your grand estate.
Insane.
Very nice!
My lord.
You have quite the eye for, um, grandeur.
Why is it that wherever there's destruction, you pop out of the dirt like a mole?
I hear my name on the wind, and I go where I'm beckoned.
Must speak plainly, fool.
I'm here to help, my lord.
I am humbly at your disposal.
My lord!
Yeah, maybe the cutscenes are still, you know, they're trying to...
That was just like, uh, they're not fully there yet.
To make the demo smaller, they lowered the resolution.
revolution. Rebuild the town, defend and the Lord must survive. I see.
Welcome back. Seems like... Okay, wait, how does this game look?
Okay, let's get going. There's no time to waste. To start, you'll need to collect wood as a construction material.
Woodcamp.
I am not sure how this game is. Well, that's what we're trying to find out here.
Okay.
Now select the Woodcamp place down five woodcamps in the highlighted area. What?
Am I reading that right?
Really?
Okay
Free peasants have now be okay, they ought to work take a look at the stockpile by selecting it
There it is. Okay, the size of the industry and other common gooders already can place more
chocolate to expand. Let's future prove ourselves a bit and place a new stock on next to the existing one.
Excuse me? This looks very different.
What proficiency in chopping down trees you have, my lord. Might I suggest next placing
farms to feed our population just a thought placed down six turnip farms
near the granary this is the granary it must be daily production economy
building turnip farm I swear you can rotate stuff I just don't know how right
click no
middle mouse doesn't do it. R doesn't do it. Scroll doesn't do it. Hold down shift and
scroll. Oh, lol. There you go.
I suggest building some houses, my lord. Okay, let me see here. Town, we have a hobble
with wood. Alright, farmers, you work right here.
Now I can build them right on the road too.
You guys live right next to the farm.
Apple farm?
Near the granary.
Okay, this should keep them well-fed.
This movie good moment, go over the popularity system and the basics keeping your stronghold
running smoothly.
Your popularity is shown here, keep the number above 50 or peasants will start leaving the
town.
This is the summary of factors affecting your popularity of your favorite bonuses.
All the popularity effects are totaled at the bottom, a positive number will keep your
popularity up a negative, okay?
If you run out of food, you will take a serious hit to popularity, as you need it for peasants
to come to the town, so be careful to keep an eye on food stocks.
They build your own town we should look at to rank up each rank on locks do buildings and new this which are visible on the rank panel
Okay to rank up you need to audit your current honors displayed here honor could begin by a very two ways everybody has it already
Okay, here's your skip. I think I would say select the hobble to bring up the details
Upgrade oh, it's just instant upgrade rank for it just needs 20 wood
Okay, what do we have here on our lords kitchen is where banquet goods are stored before being cooked by the chef and brought to the keep to hold banquets.
Really? How about we put it right here? Now place a kitchen down near the keep. Let's make, let's take a quick look at the kitchen now.
Now, there's a wealth of banquets to be held in the kitchen and each one provides you more
honor and a greater ingredient cost.
Fruit platter.
As long as we provide the material the kitchen will keep producing.
Beekeeper station.
This is an interesting tutorial.
It's kind of just like, yeah.
To provide for this, let's put this in the internet which can also be found in the Internet.
All right, we're gonna have two right here.
Right here, boom, boom.
Very nice.
That looks clean.
Honors used to rank up which unlocks new units and buildings.
Once you have enough honor, you can follow through
the rank panel to rank up, rank available.
And then there's a quick rank up button.
I think I did that correctly.
We've now locked cheese, which is gonna get in
advanced but also higher yearly food production and now we have a dairy farm
yay we're putting the dairy farm right here oh the entrance is there and this
goes across the road. Uh oh. Can't get rid of this shit. Burning rubble. Oh. And before
Or you can like harvest this for resources.
Dairy Farm.
Weird, but we'll put it right here.
The cheese workshop takes milk from the stockpile and drops off cheese at the granary.
Place down three cheese workshops.
Three cheese workshops?
a lot! It takes milk from the stockpile. It doesn't just take you from the dairy farm
right to the cheese shop. Um... Where am I putting this? Right on the road? Triple cheese shop
right by the road? That'll do very well for topping up food. Where even is my food?
All food 382, there's three resources in this game.
Let's add two more houses.
Where's my population?
Right here, 24 or 24?
How many people per house?
Oh, 30 or 40? It seems like it's almost like 10 each.
We can train soldiers and build defenses to prepare for further bandit raids, my lord.
So this game is a city builder like a banished-ish, maybe not as insanely micromanaging,
while needing to make soldiers to defend against raiders.
It's kind of the gist.
A levy and they require gold and just a person.
Is that telling me there are 16 people looking for a house and every time I make one of these
guys?
Hold on.
48 are at least 16 people unemployed.
Here you can see all the troops available or recruit 10 lobby troops.
Oh, they get produced instantly.
You must mend off this attack!
What the hell are they?
Just in time, I'll leave you to swap in a group as a tank and I'll go and drag over
your new trips on your LV and use them for a bit of a drag and then I'll do the regular
again.
Okay.
Where are they?
My lord?
My lord!
Over here!
They're already in!
me load over here they're already in oh no hurry are you kidding you mother
fuckers
Shit, good shit
Very nice very nice
You can sit up there parry for more
Well done
We need a larger army, but we're running low on gold of those that increase taxes
Yo
They're pissed
Since we have a surplus of food we can increase food rations to double to keep popularity from falling oh
You got to balance it we should keep an eye on food stocks on the grain
Don't forget if you use up your food too fast around you to start losing peasants or just your taxes and rations as needed
Another thing to keep in mind for your population events each day brings a new event which may improve popularity or hurt
Okay
An armory
Let's place two Fletcher and two full turnover near the armory
Maximum build count reached. Excuse me? We'll need weapons to store it. Two Fletcher and
two near the army found in the military tab. What if I delete one of these? And I don't
have enough wood. I guess I just wait. Yeah, we wait. Buy some? True. There they go.
So, very nice, hold, hold.
This game is a little interesting because everything builds by itself, or it's like
an instant place down.
Oh, you're doing my best, I guess.
Okay, this is telling me to put down two two, but I can't
What the fuck? Maybe I'm supposed to make another one
Oh, no, I can I just need a shit ton more wood. Yeah, I just need a lot more wood
Get a couple more units here
Good maybe also I can just make another one of these
Because I do have a lot of different people who are unemployed.
And now we wait for them to get as much lumber as they can.
Um, I don't think you can too, X-Bean.
I literally just ranked up.
You can.
We are under attack another bandit attack is yo Joe what the hell
Why that was attacking from here
Wow, really?
Slowly the workshops will produce the weapons we need to be sizable, so let's aim to train
Ten archers and ten men of arm use the fast forward button to speed up the process of
desire.
Okay, so production point three per day.
And then we need archers.
Oh, I see, I see, I see, okay.
Behold, with the mercy of the production.
This is an interesting one of these games.
I still don't know what to compare it to.
It does seem my little age of empirey but maybe less specific units.
Hey, stop! Stop!
Okay, we almost have enough.
Let's do it and select all your units. I guess you just go like this.
Oh, we still have a bunch of little wooded areas.
Okay, still waiting on this.
What do they even need to build these?
I don't even have enough right now.
What is that? Okay, build Woodwall, build Large Wooden Gate, build Wooden Tower. Okay.
Woodwall, Large Wooden Gate.
Okay, this makes sense.
Right here, this is our base.
Stake wall? Stake wall or Palisade? Oh, woodwall is literally something.
There it is, boys. I don't follow. I don't follow how that did not work, but I'll
good. Got a tummy, I can remove this shit. Cut down this fucking tree. You wood fox.
Cut down the damn tree, man! You're kidding. You're kidding. You're kidding. You're kidding.
Fuck em up, fuck em up, chill, chill, chill.
Excellent.
You have my thanks.
43 of 48.
I'll, I'll stretch this across to the shore.
Good enough.
This, what the hell?
Excuse me?
I can't build here for some reason.
Well, you can't build past.
What did I just put down?
Was it not a wooden wall I just put down?
too far from the keep. Oh, is it? Maybe. Oh, yeah, it is. But then you can go down over
here. All right, there you go. Good enough. Good enough. Funnel. We got a funnel here.
Yeah, good enough. Gather bread, spun it work, and now we're really getting somewhere. Now
we have some walls you can also build wooden stairs next to the wall so make the mix of the
archer station on walls and towers you want to defense oh okay let's have some stairs this looks
messed up all right we got a double stair build here clean clean i'd climb that shit crazy looking
How do you get another tower here seems like a good idea oh?
And then I double up a wall
What
I just realized I give my resources back. How you do?
Oh, that's actually kind of satisfying um, all right, let's uh, I need to make bread gather bread is that telling me to make bread
We farm are you talking to make a week farm?
Make bread right here
people are coming to the costume
oh we're so long fucking wood man we need wood everywhere
wood needed
we can't even have enough wood to make woodcutters
Marley, if you're not looking for the day, have a look around the town yourself and complete the fun of it
if you care about building it a bit further, okay
Ah, let's wait. We need more. Oh, the wheat! Oh, shit, there they go. Oh, damn. They're
fucking pro. And then I need a place to actually grow. Make the bread. I need a bakery. I need
like two bakeries. Where? These motherfuckers destroying our wood. There you go.
I wonder if I need people to actually go in here like if we pull back
Okay, you actually can yeah, you have to actually manually have them go through
Yeah, no fucking way right now
No, the two peasants died
Get enough get enough
Nice.
Let's get a better look.
How many per tower?
Let's get a better look.
Two per tower?
Let's get a better look.
Let's get a better look.
Yes.
Yay.
What the fuck?
You put the whole damn army in this shit.
Work those legs!
Life goes on if there's no time until...
Life goes on tomorrow.
Oh, these are all the different ones.
Okay, where am I at? 50 Wood? Oh, what happened? What happened? Are you kidding me? I upgraded.
upgrade one job one upgrade come on man I don't think it's saved they give you
like two scenarios that was cool though bro that looks like it's gonna be fun
when it comes out.
The other mission is 10 times more fun.
I'll wait till it comes out.
I like the gist.
I have never played a stronghold.
All right.
Chat, where are we going next?
True, true, I could man, we could go back.
I have played fellowship before, I really enjoyed the concept of the game they made,
All these games slowly just had people who slowly just like pull off of the game and then go back to what they used to play.
It's like fellowship was a bit of a, a lot of these games seem like they're vacations and then people go back to the games they play.
Added new poses and mecha chameleon.
I could do some mecha-chameleon.
I could play on some random servers or hit up more UFC.
We could do a couple.
They added new planets in GeoGuessr, excuse me.
I want some sweet cop.
I'll both of we got
All right boys, we're gonna do a little bit of this and then
Do some other stuff
Dude channel is as for the same two boring games bro. I don't know what else to do right now man
This game is kind of fun. All right, but knockouts are still satisfying until they're not
All right, there's other stuff I
I should finish, uh, a box quest too, I should.
You never played GeoGuessr early?
Ah, GeoGuessr is good shit, man.
It's just kind of like, it's, uh, I just play it sometimes.
the game is a little annoying because you...
I don't know. It's fun. It's fun to... I don't... I don't play it. It's fun playing a couple
of matches.
I'm not playing a lot.
here we go, here we go.
Blocking
This game's kind of dog shit, but I still keep playing it. Yeah, that's pretty much
much that's basically a good review
The wind tells the breeze to send the mighty winds of mighty evil to us.
Ready to fight? Ready? Go!
I mean, can you imagine having a reach advantage like this?
I bought a Spurs game.
I've never had one over the course of my entire career.
Spurs game!
I can beat this guy, Shaft. I can beat this guy. Oh, here he goes.
Oh, slams him down, and immediately secures himself from the crowd.
Well, maybe I'm done with this game.
All these fucking nerds just do this one shit next time.
It's so beautiful.
Why?
And somehow, you can't even...
What?!
All nicely done there.
She escapes back to the street.
I have a ton of beautiful cellophane in there, Chad.
That was fast.
That was never a while ago.
It's a full night.
We should get away from it.
The fighter's in our guard now.
That's the ground and prop strike here.
These ground strikes are starting to add up.
There's that bomb strike again.
Oh my god.
Fucking justice here.
And if the defense don't get better at it...
I can't dodge this guy, he's being a fuck.
Oh my god!
Goodness!
Get from the highlight, you fucking fool!
Hold on, hold on.
I'm talking to the bad guys the other day, and I'm not going to take that.
No way!
No way! The nice summary.
Larry Finis is talking about more demo like the Vibranth all the way till the release.
Now in UC6 the game is kind of dog-shipping, still playing it.
Our first round is underway here. We say in mixed martial arts, it's one thing to have the rich advantage. It's another thing to use it to see if you can get that jab going.
He has got to fight tall.
Oh, that's a good one.
He's got to do something for them, but...
I mean, who can't fight? He's already ready.
Have... Oh, my goodness, Johnny. Have to get it quick, now.
Right through the stunning strike.
It's a well-powerful attack to which his opponent is recovering.
Yeah, the opponent's tough, but his power has been on display very early.
He's a truck. He's hurt bad.
That's a good kick-fying right there.
Oh
Man he's a wobbly legs might be time for some desperation wrestling champ
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All right, so he just ate a big conch. We'll see if that shores up from here. Oh
You block him Billy
That was beautiful!
He keeps trying to punch with it when he should be grabbing him!
He's not feeling wrong!
He's not feeling wrong!
He's not feeling wrong!
He's not feeling wrong!
He's not feeling wrong!
He's not feeling wrong!
Yeah, he's not feeling wrong!
Yeah, DC, bitch, DC!
That's a win. What do you mean, Reva? What do you mean that doesn't count? Do the rage
quit. That should be double winnings. This should be a third. There should be a wild card
bit like when you go play blackjack and you play on you bet on the dealer
there should be a fourth option where uh insane payout if they dc or race quit
yes he has to maintain i don't know how to do that i just don't know how
every time his opponent tries to enter he's gonna have to take something on the way inside
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He's done. He's done. He's done.
That's over. That's over.
Yo, that's a record.
This is our record double rage quit within 10 minutes.
This is why we play this game.
This is why you play this game.
The emotional impact, the damage.
Chuck E. Jesus! Chuck E. Jesus, Skittle!
Chuck E. Jesus, fighting style!
How's that? How's that?
How's that over here?
How's that right there?
Well, let me actually get, we'll see what he can do.
Oh, big left hook there.
We have to catch him in this building to be sure.
But the things I can get in the moment, it's not a cool off.
What's that dude? What's that dude? Let's go!
Oh, fuck it! I would have murdered you, man!
Ooh, looking to go to the right kick here, just down the range.
Up for a shot!
Aw, really good job man!
He does a great job of blocking all incoming strikes.
Big dollar shot there!
Just over two minutes now, one.
Oh, spinning ahead of this.
Pretty interesting to see him mixing it up with the kicks here, some calf kicks, and
now attacking the thigh.
Good.
Just one traditional leg kick.
Traditional leg kick.
It's a little higher.
Everybody wants to talk about that calf kick right now.
There's still a lot to be done with those traditional leg kicks.
All that hidden right there, dropped his guard.
What a nasty kick that will throw with ill intent.
One more kick, one more kick, throw it out bro, throw it out, the range.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
One team fight, both of these guys are trying to finish.
Come on now!
If Eddie's looking for that left, it's not there.
And then it didn't let me take him to the ground and fucking heavy punch him on the ground.
Why? Why? No, no, no. Give it a second. Sometimes it lags here a little bit.
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Man would stop my fire my face look like
Hunter at times in his career, but at least at this point Joe you've got a thing
It would move them to start makes it things up and work some shots of the bottom
I mean, and stringing punch together out of that combination, missed the Univale shell.
So make sure you're saving a lot of the punch and deflect off of your shoulder.
The guy has his brain ability to do it.
Oh, he would've ended me right there if he did it earlier.
Ow.
You gotta fight with your opponent, no, but if the chief wants to be gnarled, it doesn't matter how much it doesn't change.
It's the crazy hot face.
Dude, he's trying to leave the octagon right now.
There it is, there it is.
Oh, there it is, the stain of the bean.
This is the end of the beat.
What the hell is that? Open.
Back of the head that's a DC
Oh, I have 50 points, so I'll trade after this.
Wait, did I verse this guy?
Wasn't this the dude that, uh...
Did I verse this guy?
Oh, did I lose to this guy?
Don't you box me up?
Alright, we're going in.
But length and reach is another one.
He's got a great jab.
We'll see if he can do it.
You have got to be born with it, right?
You don't get taller.
When you're a tall guy, you have to understand
to make your skillset match your physical abilities.
And this guy has done the tricks.
Oh.
You can't get side to side.
Quick entry.
Great save.
Oh, my god.
Switched off to a high-fives rotating in the 2-4 line. That was a big take-down.
Yes, smart adjustment, yup.
Ostrich out now. Oh, he's deliverin' a huge punch to the head.
Ostrich out now. Good start to bring it down. She blows here.
Don't fuck it away.
Look for a pass immediately in the half guard, keep advancing to position.
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This is all a talk of my station.
If one gets to land in a hard shot,
it's another big completely to land a perfect shot.
If that was a perfect shot, it would be a nice shot.
They're going to be temporarily changing
their landing spots to literally just
practice their comfortable.
We got one.
We tried it in a take-off.
We didn't set that up at all.
It's got to go like a leg.
That was a beautiful setup.
Another take-off by the Showman.
Our Ritz and the Healer of the Round One
And as another takedown materializes, the opposition is at it. Nothing is ever going to happen.
Oh, you haven't shown a thing of improvement. What's you're going to do if you're taking it out of your path?
It's been a beautiful, honest watch.
Beautiful, so much like this.
And another strike through the tops.
and now you just wanna cut him off in the next four.
Well, this time, this is a tough one.
Well, perhaps you'll fight it in the first game
you thought you was overconfident.
I love you, man. He's on fire, too.
Well, you've wrecked the way that he's wrecked.
If you want me, you can beat him.
I'll beat him, you'll beat him.
I'll show you how to set the best game
while you try to open this.
Come on, fight it!
I don't think I have enough to do another chin-staring.
I did like 65. I guess I can do cardio.
Okay, okay, okay.
Mold washer came out. Nice man.
M-m-m-mold washer. Aren't a mold.
Daytonon and Han, California, USA, we are inside Honda Center where women were ushered into the UFC in this very building back in 2013.
In this very building, you understood how big a star Ronda Rousey was to this place as loud as he's ever been.
He hit the problem every tonight as Ronda Rousey did way back in Supercindival time.
When Ronda Rousey made that walk at UFC 155, it was a truly a sports moment where most people remember exactly where they were.
I never forget the moment you saw that I looked at her.
Okay buddy, okay buddy.
Every time I've actually thus far in this one DC, maybe you can grab yourself.
Oh yeah.
I got a t-time to book, so uh, if you guys don't get going, you can grab it.
DC's thinking about going.
Okay buddy.
Oh my god this fucking fucking range.
Really?
I'm dead.
God!
Just based on that...
...you shot from both sides.
The name of the building they're being went...
...it may contain the burning in round one...
...of the key mission accomplished.
Shut up!
Found it too nice out of the water.
Oh, he's hurt again!
I love these gentlemen! I'll put you on the line!
Hey, big lad!
Hey, this guy is great at outranging, he's barely...
So that cut continues to get more severe with every passing moment.
Hold that bow, you're stuck!
I'm dead.
What?
Hey, this guy's on the action.
Oh, man!
He's messing me up.
2nd round here, well one got through that kick was blocked.
He plays so far back, it's like hard to actually connect.
Guys, fuck this world back in the day, dude.
Man, how the fuck is he catching up?
Let's get off the beginning of the end!
No!
Fuck!
Let's go!
That was deep!
No!
Bullfuck!
Fuck's matters!
Shots gone about, strikes down in the head!
3 minutes to go, yeah it was only a better time, you see the referee pausing the action
here.
Fuck you, fuck you motherfucker, get the fuck out of here bro, get the fuck out of here,
get the fuck out of here, fuck this guy, who paid this guy.
matter to prove he still wants to fight.
Yeah.
A lot of blood, but for every time.
Every time.
I need a variety.
The doctor talks to the referee here,
and I would be allowed to continue,
at least for now.
It's not.
That guy just wants to be on camera,
screw that guy.
Is that even actually a doctor?
Oh, Mike, let's catch him out.
Oh, this is with the jet.
Oh, he's hurting his son, gotta make him adjust to everything.
Yeah, this is the time for him to shoot for a take down.
Open that as a point, it gets excited.
Overgrown.
He's at a level, Jake.
Take it to the back.
Just over two minutes to go in round two.
What a beautiful head kick.
get that up!
now!
oh!
do it!
do it!
do it!
can't do this faster!
can't do this faster!
that was really good
that was very good
but i could not see
where exactly to do anything
I can't only target at your head. Yeah, I got his leg bound to half, but it wasn't enough
That mega bomb told me he was the winner this year.
Ready? Ready?
Alright, early round one we'll see if we can use that jab and try to keep this opponent on the outside.
That's a nice one.
There it is, boss, but I'm back in the good...
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AHH!
Where's the jab?
Oh! Do you believe that another head kick lands?
Gotta stop raising that gong to disobedience!
I mean, it's gonna be the end of the fight.
It's very surprising that he's even standing upright after taking such a bad shot.
Oh, you know he can strike to the head. You know he's got leg hits, but I like the body strike there a moment ago.
That can be all.
Oh, that'll be all.
I'll bring him over to the top.
Why not break there and make stuff in the top?
He didn't stay in the corner. I'm bitching up. He went high with his opponent.
No, he now is out for a very bad throw.
Body stop.
2 minutes to go but...
Last chance to revive!
Watch, a lot of kids stuck here as we come down the stretch of round 1.
Nice defense with the Philly Shell and his Maximized Strike.
Philly Shell makes it look a little bigger right there, right?
He's not that high.
Right in your face the whole time.
This guy just gave a point tonight.
Man, it's hard for me to relate to the toughness.
I watched him pretty good there moments ago, but looks like he's recovered.
Yeah, he turned very bad. He's back!
But he was hurt very bad.
Now under a minute, gotta go on the round.
I'm not sure I'm going to burn the mess. He got out of school.
Massive, really punch like you're a huge coach.
Just like you're a kid.
Yes sir.
There he is, man.
You didn't know what to do there. You didn't know.
Who needs to withdraw?
He is the man of the hour. What a massive knockout for him.
Yeah.
Bum bum bum bum.
Bum bum bum bum.
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Alright, who's out there? Another victory royale on the way. Come on. Come on now.
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Guys first round finish here
Oh my goodness, what a kick!
Watch that open up a cut about his iron.
He hasn't walked his head well.
He's taken shots too clean, and now a cut is open up.
Watch the other ground one action now.
He's gonna get a little bit inefficient when it comes to his striking kick.
He's going for a run.
Okay, swinging, but he's not having much success.
That is slow down to make sure that he can fight the whole fight.
Good, the Sikes landed on both sides.
The biggest shot that's due into Paul's knife.
A pass from undercut.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, he wobbled now.
Even if he fell, he would still die.
Well, his core is getting frustrated now.
He just got touched with that little...
I'll punch the man with this!
And of course I'm here to help you.
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time when someone doesn't belong in their wits. Right now he is a better fighter. He needs to finish in this fight.
Well this is absolutely the hurt business. It's hard to see which party is more injured, but I think both fighters have been really affected with their stress.
Yeah, both guys have been affected. Both guys have been killed. It's a very competitive fight. Let's see who has the heart to carry to prove these very tough moments.
Oh
Man, he's on the legs might be time for some desperation wrestling chair. He's hurt very bad
Use the angle on both sides!
This is such a crazy fight!
If our team says go to the soft boat,
he's just attacking that fucking man.
It's gonna bag that lot of blood from.
Yeah, as it should be.
He should be focused on keeping to that cut.
Maybe that's a point, man.
He did the work.
He opened up the cut.
Now it's on him.
He's taking on the path.
Dude, make a recollection of the other time range.
Look at his left leg, his left leg already on the outside.
The inside of the right leg seems to not look like that too, very sooner.
He takes any mortals inside kicks.
Oh, God!
Bitch, the judge is out of it! Catch the bitch!
Wow, he didn't just get him! He got him bad!
Hold on, I gotta first.
We go to Bruce Buffer for the official decision.
Ladies and gentlemen, referee Mark Gollum follows down from the Stardust at 4 minutes, 22 seconds,
and down to number 2, defying the winner, Mark Gollum!
Super!
Well, there will be no shutting that smile off tonight.
The celebration is on as he gets a huge win by Knockout tonight.
I gotta think there are a few better feelings in the world
walking into an octagon, and we're knocking another man out.
Yeah, you shut a person's lights off, man.
There's nothing like it.
Now, I understand a lot of times,
we hoped for the knockout, but he was never hopeful.
He was sure that he would get it done,
and he did exactly that.
Congrats.
Damn, damn, damn.
We get out of right here tonight at the World Famous O2 Arena in London, England.
Oh, he gets tagged there, nice combination to the head.
Okay, okay.
Oh, nice kick.
Oh my goodness, John. This could be a quick knock.
Wow! Heartbreak! So firing back!
Oh!
Ow!
I'm just three minutes out of going. What is this? A very fast paced opening right here.
Oh, big left hand there!
Why, so a close call there? Moments ago, champion.
and holy he really got knocked out and seemed to know he had recovered that's crazy how badly he was hurt as early as the fight as he was hurt he seems to be coming back around now let's see if he can keep his opponent off of him so that he doesn't get fed
Oh, nasty cut there, right on the bridge of the nose.
90 seconds to go to the left.
Man, there it is again, those body kicks were hit, that bit of weapon of choice on top, whoop!
Oh, he's got big shoulders.
If the defense could make an adjustment, well, man, he found that flow-stater all the time.
Our champ now is going to see some cruising on that thigh, pretty good job.
Oh nice movement to avoid that strike coming back.
3-0 miss.
Second half straight ahead.
Almost, almost.
The strike is over but not before he was cut on his nose from the strikes in that round.
Back to the stool, cut man is in.
He should be able to shove that cut and prevent it from becoming an issue moving forward.
But of course as soon as he gets struck in that next round, it could open back up.
ready
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round two is underway
he almost set them down
every time he hits them
what a play
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another round strike next move
The best out of the season.
Not good.
Nice transition.
That was better than that.
Shit.
Nice shot.
Oh, tremendous urgency out of there.
He pushed the citizen.
And now he might be in the dominant spot.
This is not good. I have to change something. I don't know that I expected to go from deep with all the way to office, but now he's in control.
Well, perhaps it's a high flight I too, perhaps it's obvious, but he is attacking that cop that is getting out of line.
And it seems like the right decision, because you can see as the corner starts to fall and you can see it start taking effect, especially the mentally.
For him, he's got to continue to attack that area and hope that it just keeps getting worse and worse.
Good job, Chief! My hand, Pablo!
And dude, so close!
Hey, Drew, should have won that.
time to retire maybe you may be right
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Spend rough out there
Why you just trying to say it
It's another thing to use it to see if you can get that jab don't yes
Oh, get the cat back to the big kick and it lands.
All right, roll around one action and sometimes at the highest level, this is the way it plays out.
Little bit of a fear about that.
So yeah, you gotta be very calculated whenever you're fighting someone that matches to that
every step that makes much fun.
Let's see how it plays out.
Oh man, he's hurt, I have no hand with us, but he's messing with us.
He's got the air dennis, boys.
He's got his own rules and presents his gift in it so that he can level change and take him to the men.
He's lost three up now.
And now the damage is about to start.
Back to his feet.
There it is, there it is.
The
Significant cut on his opponent's forehead with one of those strikes a lot of blood
To land the strike that would open up
Wait a second.
The second round underway.
Looking to land the right just that way.
Oh, now we see a lot of work to the body.
A couple of those shots got through.
And those two have a whole basket.
They'll get on the semi-catch.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, man, just so you know, you're the man.
I'm in real trouble!
Why'd you and I both go for that?
Now's the time to get down behind him!
He's over the top right now!
I'm out of here!
He's gonna miss it, man.
He was defensively out of ground for it.
Alright, alright, alright!
Oh, and he escapes up to the speed, very nice.
There it is.
Oh, and it's close.
That's the biggest foul point as we've ever done.
Whoa!
There it is.
I'm sure he said, you ain't never did that.
No, I wish I did.
I'm gonna get you back.
He's gone.
Matt!
Well, we congratulate him.
What?
What?
What?
Very nice, very nice.
How many points?
No, no, no. I need like 65.
75.
This guy looks like he's gonna go for submissions, I have a feeling.
Great play, great.
Well, possibly a big night if the UFC has to stand up on Anaheim Jallor-30.
Because we have a big man on the center here tonight.
We have had so many big championship nights in this building.
I remember UFC 214, three title fights on the line.
want to be tested. When the UFC goes to Anaheim, they make sure they bring big fight cards,
three title fights at UFC 214. What history are you going to make tonight in this arena
where so many titles have changed hands?
That one certainly found the target.
I'm kind of feeling our process right now, little guys trying to see exactly how it's going to approach this thing.
He's got it going on tonight as he gets another body hit.
Oh
All right, so this power is certainly the first front only appears as though maybe the upon dead
Oh man, he's hurt and I'm not sure the extent to which he's cussed but might be exerce things up.
John and I always say don't panic Russell but I believe I take down another holy thing that will save him out there.
Nice strike by him there and perhaps opened up a cut. Yeah, he's bleeding out.
It's not bad, right? It's not a bad clip.
He's got to keep an eye on him.
Thirty seconds, how to go in the round one.
Right on the block.
I mean, over and over. He's taken these strikes to the hay.
Okay
I'm all worried here this guy this guy's fucking me out
Yeah, but he'll go back to that it landed so perfectly he set it up
Target
He landed in perfectly, perfectly in perfect position, and what a key blow gave Big Boban
in this fight.
Oh
Oh, another body shot against the room.
I don't think you saw the field goes to the midsection.
Yeah, you know, a 3D opponent also.
You know that you're making that investment into the body.
Even so, you may not be able to see the work that you're doing yet.
He was rocking and rolling, then he got locked.
He was fighting so well, and he took that big shot that rocked him.
I wonder if he's gonna be able to regain all the deflament.
Just over two minutes out of going round two.
Oh
The right side is going to over swing this a lot.
He needs to slow down.
If he wants to get his opponent out of this fight, he can get out.
Why did he have to go all the way around?
Nice job to reverse position there on the ground,
and now we'll see what he can do with the solid position.
And he has that butt to the speed.
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Damn.
Damn, damn, damn.
damage to the body here another strike lands there
I'm dead.
Just over three minutes to go in our 30th final round.
Well, it's late in the fight. Time is of the essence and when you're clearly losing and
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm really taking it back.
What the hell?
They were so far.
Less than two minutes, you got on round three.
Maybe.
Can I come down to like one climb?
strikes pretty good poker face man I'm not sure how many more of these wastes it.
No he doesn't. He needs to do something good. He cannot continue to get beat up like this.
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Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
We found y'all for that punch.
It was like I was like I've never seen him win before.
What am I doing? He's always on the ground.
You right, you're still here?
We set it inside the octagon to Bruce Buffer for the official decision.
Oh, there he is after a huge knockout win tonight you're gonna have to pull me
I mean I'm heck no winner right now I'm asking the producers
Okay, okay
and
The
first round is underway, no denying the big Richard Bannon's form tonight was kind of
scary
Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness!
Oh huge right hand!
you
you
you
you
you
You
Very tricky, but especially...
Back and forth we go, these two guys are trading huge amounts.
Stay seated here, I'll begin to fence for a while.
There's a bad spot for the game to fight.
Well, this fight's been pretty crazy.
That's for both guys don't have a lot of damage, and...
Neither seems to bother by it.
Both guys are fighting beautifully.
They're showing a lot of heart right now in this fight.
They're both doing amazing jobs.
Let's see who gets the job done at the end of this fight.
Well, his opponent seemed to be stunned into a significant extent
but was able to recover and thump like a little off-coach.
I don't know about the hook.
He needed to reel it through the gas to try to find that finish.
And notice John, he is setting up counter and behind the double right now, and the only way
that he is, the counters will become available to you later in the fight.
Because the opponent's chin held up, but she does not want to be under the receiving end of those likes.
Oh, nice that's a chin.
Now the body works starting to take its toll. Look at the redness starting to appear on his left side.
Oh my goodness, what a ground strike this fight is about to be done.
20 seconds to go round two.
Oh, nasty products.
Let's go home.
Alright, that's the end.
Rodney, the fighter's got a cut on his left,
not necessarily a Rodney ball or a lip opening,
if you know what I'm talking about,
but certainly something that could be a source of adversity
University here moving forward
So there's really starting to put together some significant body shots here.
These are going to take their toll as this fight goes up.
All the animals like the eight and other body shot there.
He ain't gonna pull up too many more of those.
I mean, you can tell that he starts to feel it.
Right in the midsection.
You better punch it up to his elbow.
Or he's going to really struggle with that down stretch.
We'll kick last!
Tell me it's over!
You got to look at them, you got to look at everything, add it to the polices and try to find that punch, or that kick that's going to get in the way. Every inch of the time, you got to look at it.
Under two minutes down to the side, this one.
Oh, how about this little kill kick, Lisa? You got that? You got that?
I can't do it, but I can either find the polices, my man came the last day and they're going to get started probably.
We made all the heavyweights look good.
I'm dead.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
you
you
you
you
you
You
Yeah, it looks like that strike opened up a cut jump, but he's nothing to worry about now.
He's gotta start to protect him.
No!
This fight is crazy!
All these guys are trying to victory.
Man, this is great, and he's hurt, but he needs to take my life!
Oh, my goodness!
I'm unbelievable!
This is going on top 10 players to the big.
This one's going to the sports center.
Did you see that?
Ow.
All right, here, one more time, the veteran voice.
Actually, there he is, the man of the moment,
celebrating one of the bigger.
Man, he's so good.
I cannot beat that guy.
One win Mario knockout, that would take all day.
You know that it's something special.
No!
Sometimes, for the night, it's gonna be loud.
Tonight, Chicago, Illinois.
No, no, no!
Oh, and my shot hurt.
One left, go tune and try to find the goal.
Play my goal as I can really get my notes together.
Oh, an actual man.
It's about the punch, but it's also about the setup.
That would be a huge setup that allows you to delay that try.
He's still fighting!
Oh, what an outlaw!
Oh, I guess we can't...
Oh, Jesus, that kick too.
Oh my god.
Let's snap back again.
Okay, better keep those hands on her.
Oh!
Oh, you don't think you can play that?
What?
Oh, another heavy shot against Drew.
That doesn't matter.
Do it!
With a huge win tonight!
Unbelievable!
What ever man.
Whatever dude.
GG.
GG.
Oh he's going to get a massive push because he hurt his opponent and he pressed his foot
down in the gas until he got that finish.
That was amazing.
He shit on me bro he shit on me I tried
What are we playing after this one more win and then probably play something else
Yeah, if you whatever dude, I was going I'm going glass cannon and he counted me with the foot
I'm not sure if he's here.
I'm unable to late with that punch.
Or I'll complicate.
That was bad!
Well, champ, I'm not suggesting he needs to a-sip-shelf necessarily, but throwing caution
to the land and all these calls.
No good for that.
Well, yeah, it's a game plan, but if it's not planned, then we've got to be careful.
Not being countered.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
It's gone!
Despite eye-catching, he can't get damaged, looking pretty swollen now.
Really?
Oh my god!
Now we'll see the extent to which his opponent is recovered.
Yeah, the opponent's powerful, but his power has been on display.
Oh!
Man, he's got my back!
Well done!
I'm getting fucking on right now, man!
Here's Bruce Buffer with the officials.
Here's the man of the moment.
I
What do you mean do your grandmother
The UFC home base here in Vegas since 2016 and you competed on that, you know, girl night
UFC 200 was a big one.
I got to stand across the off the ground.
One of the greatest fighters of all time, Anderson Silva.
But the roof was blown off at UFC 200.
So many stars and legends competing on that night.
I'm glad I was able to stand amongst them tonight.
You get to make your mark on this great arena.
I don't know if you need to use the restroom, but it might be a good time.
That's the only one that was on the table that was meatballs in the street.
I'm sorry, John.
I gotta wake up.
Guys, get going.
It's work.
It's work.
I literally waited for him dude.
That wind didn't count though, I need a legit wind and then I'm out of the game.
I
Who is this
I mean, he walked right into that.
He's the best, especially when it's a very easy fight.
He's got thrown early.
What's going on?
And going out of here, new shots, thanks for the kick shot.
Well, how many more uppercuts can you take?
Oh my goodness!
Beautiful level teams.
I have to almost see what he can do with this position.
All big reversal here in round one.
That was beautiful timing.
They've let it go and established anything early.
Let's see what happens now.
Not a punch to the head.
A lot of heavy collisions and strikes early on.
He is kind of above the eye here.
What the fuck is this?
Now I'm telling you that's a prediction.
What a fight!
He keeps trying to punch with him when he's speaking properly.
Good job!
Nice positional control here.
You have to push the fuck out of that vicious...
...out of town!
Oh my goodness!
You're a huge win tonight!
Fuck this game.
Bro, sometimes you dodge and you're not supposed to hold your gloves up, but if your timing
things off you just eat all the punches
what the fuck do we do now
bro hold fast you guys can fucking hold fast man i swear to god i can't be that
good it was like funny in the moment do I got to go back
All right.
Arm of time.
I wear the servers at nations at wall.
150 man servers.
Let's see, let's see.
Alright chill chill chill, come on come on.
Where am I in Q? 9 in Q? Of course.
I thought I was 5 in queue.
I don't know what position I'm in. I'm at NASA's 10 and Q. I'm second.
Oh, rare.
The gold diamond.
All right chill chill chill
All right, let's see how good this update is even though it's been like a week since release
Oh
Dalloway
Oh wins losses
That's right
You protect me. I'm a vital asset Canadian
Should I pick that off my accident
Oh my god, they're right there!
Yeah, I must make it!
Oh, damn, this is pretty far out.
Alright, gentlemen, let me see this cannonane, yes.
I'll tell you where they are.
it's actually a good game bro I'm just kind of like Matt and playing it right
now.
Maybe they don't see me here.
Fall back!
Wait, get now, now go over your force, this position!
There, we got some firebugs in front.
There, we got some here.
We're going to have to hold them.
Let me last man.
How does that miss?
What the hell dude?
There's a majority of them to the right.
They're charging! They're charging boys! They're charging!
Move up! Move up!
They're turning out there!
There's like six of them, bro. There's like six of them
The hot tech
Oh
Coming from the side
This one guy
All my gunpowder is wet now
There's so many of them right there.
I got one.
I got one.
Oh my god, they're all on the other side
Oh my god, I killed their flag bearer
I killed their flag bearer, bro, minus 50 morale
Very nice
I'm going through here
South mode
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
Yeah, what's the push-to-talk button oh why yeah, can you hear me
Stas mission
Bob review
Oh, the guy killed earlier.
Yep, in front of us, in front of us, keep shooting, in front of us.
Hey, motherfucker!
Motherfucker!
Motherfucker boys!
Both you motherfuckers!
Motherfucker boys!
Both of you motherfuckers!
What's up bro, you're dead!
Nice shot, man, nice shot dude.
Yeah, can you hear me dude? Can you hear me?
Nice, oh shit.
Yeah, we control the water dude, they're so bad.
shoot me bro shoot me dude shoot me bro you can you can fuck out of here
there's one across the river to the northeast let's get that fucking Somalian
whoa
Oh my god, they're all on the right side.
done bro what's the pan away dude you're dead bro
I'm sure if I'm dead man I think you're dead
got him back look at that hole
cover me bro cover me
Get away!
Ah!
Get away!
Ah!
AAAAAH!
Fuck me!
I will let go of the blizzk.
Fuck me!
Hey!
Fucking bonk me again.
again
what the fuck
go through those
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
AC, AC, remember me guys, I'm going in, I'm going to kill them all, remember me.
Remember me boys, I'm going.
God bless you sir.
Witness me.
I was way behind one day, catching a train, but the taxi driver said, we are making just the same.
I see you guys.
Ah, boys, cover me, I'm gone.
Cover me, boys.
I
Belief is fully around one dead one dead inks are coming more coming
Oh, it's take the bridge!
Oh my god, where do they even spawn from?
I'm gonna act like I'm a floating corpse
What the hell where are they all?
They spawn further down or something
I don't know what to do with this one.
I don't know what to do with this one.
They're in the house.
Oh, no!
Crump on those, they're on the right side of the window.
My brother covered me
you
you
you
you
you
You
Oh
That's my shot
What happened?
See, you just got to keep respawning and go in the same way, and now we have axes.
of
the
of
the
of
the
I
Yeah, you guys are gonna make it
My brother!
I'll close your mac, I'll close her!
Oh my god, are you really streaming?
Oh my god.
I can't fucking escape!
party in the USA. I'm trying to skate back.
That guy's too good!
Ah, peace.
No!
I don't know what else to do boys.
I don't know what the heck I'm doing anymore, boys.
I don't even know what I'm doing anymore, boys.
It's over.
It's over, bud.
It's over, boys.
I can't.
I just don't know, bro.
I don't know.
The 27k rank was carried as fuck and bitch it was all solo queue, okay?
Get your tears and fucking throw them in the trash.
Let's see, let's see.
Let's see here...
Let's see here...
And the game's dead.
No Q.
I tried sand, it was alright.
duo vs duo queue
or even then
I'd rather mirage fuck ancient
Yeah, duo with an unranked is a little rough.
I could be either way.
Wait three unranked on the other team.
These are probably people who watched the major or whatever and were like, oh my god,
I gotta go back.
Alright, so far this rank, every pistol round has been me getting no kills and the enemy
team getting sort of an ace.
Let's just Palace Pop.
Here's all whole WRs from the right side of the jungle and throw flashes above you guys.
I don't know, I don't know, I walked into it or ran into it.
Just ran into it.
Alright.
Where are we going?
We're manned down.
All Palace, all Palace.
Oh shit.
I'll just accelerate.
Hey, you're good.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Keep going.
Smoking, flashing above you guys now.
I never mind, never mind, even though it was a .45.
That was the worst timed DC on their team as soon as the round started he DC'd
I'll try to smoke window.
Let's call my brother.
Let's call my brother.
Window left side.
Lashen got.
Lashen got again.
Come on, come on, come on guys.
Dead.
Nice.
I heard that guy
357
Want to just contact a ramp
He's on the rail.
Oh, one, uh, stairs.
I'm so lit.
Triple.
Triple.
Triple. Triple. Triple. Triple.
What's up?
I have three HP, bro.
Let's get a play speed. Let's get a play speed.
That's where you just got in spawn.
He's gonna be late.
play it
I'm sorry, he just reloaded
yeah, I don't know
come on Ty, I got the HP
I'll just bait for you, okay?
I'm just watching drop here
right
that was such a good jump, you fuck
I'll go up here.
Yeah, I think so.
I'm trading here.
Yep.
I flashed.
I'm sorry.
Window, window, window, window, peeking.
Yeah, left side.
No!
He's fucking gone.
Yeah, send it.
Fuck me, fuck me.
He's gonna peek.
Come back, come back, come back, come back, come back.
It's not gonna juggle.
10-0.
I'm the smoked up to the...
Yeah.
I'm with you?
I'm up.
Smoke's kinda behind me.
I'm pushing cat.
I'm pushing cat.
There you go, come there.
I'm gonna kill the guy, I think.
Outside.
I'm shooting.
SIGHT!
SIGHT!
Oh, he wrapped me.
I can't shoot him.
Ah, fuck.
Since you're clear.
Yeah, win and save my op.
I'm planting the bomb.
Where's the op, though?
Ah, bomb box.
I don't think he was under.
He wrapped around bomb box.
I don't think he was under he wrapped around bomb box
I can't believe I did not kill me
That guy ramp should have killed me I feel like I've done shit like that though. He just missed the easiest shots
It happens it happens it's counter strike
There's the packets.
We are going to win.
Here, what's that doing?
you dropped me they carry it
mmmm green you dropped i dropped
he got it he has a lot of money
come on come on let's go
i was going to smoke
they're fighting it
come on
I'm in Palace.
Sir, Peek.
Sir?
He uh...
What's with that?
One uh...
Underval, guy.
It wasn't underval.
I'm gonna back up and make sure we get bomb.
Peek, bitch.
Probably the oldest look knows I'm Palace.
I can't open the cat right side of the window.
Uh, with...
Window cat.
Yeah, I pushed B.
Yeah, bomb stuck mid unfortunately.
I think he saw it about.
Still under, maybe.
There was one cat.
I don't think any of them are CT.
I'm gonna go out, man.
I'm sure it sounds like Ben's char, char for sure.
Mmm.
You just saved it if you want, brother?
Yeah.
I'm gonna find the next one.
Let me see if you can get one window and just chat.
I'll wait till round done.
How are we going to peek and kill me?
Counter-terrorists win.
shit brother
you want to go for b-platik?
if you get the kill we should just go
what do you mean b-platik?
it's like go with b-pans with the jump and jump in with the jumpy
if you get the kill we should just go B
I called the kitchen and watched the van
No, they don't have it.
Yeah, they're trying to get a pathway.
I have a market scope, I'm ready.
I want to be under here.
May I smoke the cross?
I'm throwing it for later.
Hmm, one dead Molly, no vision though.
Well, then, market window is closed.
I was so tunneled I didn't even
Wow I was so tunneled I didn't even like
Nice.
Five mid.
One guy there, okay.
He plays bot for me, and the guy here.
Hold on.
He's coming five mid.
He's gonna be kind of a late smoke, okay.
He's coming eight in the window on this one.
Top.
Top.
Mid.
Not window, okay.
I got just shit on everybody.
Force on the stay window.
And we just need to hit the window.
He's been ballooning the smoke, trying to find it, so.
I'm trying to find it, so...
Very nice, Mal.
One more jungle.
Peeking me A, one jungle.
No, one...
He's on the bricks, right on the brick. Touch shot.
Right there one more on a somewhere other guys on
Crazy if you plan it's crazy
No right here dude heard him he heard him
Mark it
Close close close if he killed like I mark it on Pete that would have been huge
I'm just gonna mess with on A. Third bad at A.
Go for it. Place close ramp. Let's sell that guy.
Watch this guy push my ramp and just pick me up now.
I'm gonna mess me up here
Oh dude, what are these fucking can of Shrike server packet lost bullshits
I don't want to lose my health.
three
three
three
three
three
Exit lag is still a thing.
No, no, no, I was able to flash him and didn't throw him.
Or I just throw a pop flash.
If they don't molotov, I can't catch them when they get the cone.
It's not bright.
one cat, what?
he blew, window smoke ready
we're mollied up
loose to the corner, call him to the corner
found dead, sorry
sorry Bob
can't get off again
still alive
I'm holding B-Bush.
I'm blowing this one.
I'm gonna moll it.
CTT.
Care CTT.
Window or jungle guys?
CTT still.
That's guy spotting.
He's rotating, yeah.
Still there, Ram.
I'm going to clear underpass again I'll come with you can you smoke window yeah I got it thank you
I'm just going to grab a bomb and come towards that.
is probably close up. I'm gonna lose my arms.
I'm sorry.
Kirby push.
I'm gonna split air.
No!
There's one.
We got B, we got B.
Dude, this guy makes his shots, bro.
This guy makes his fucking shots dude
We keep dropping bomb and then she's doing it was stairs
Hey, someone around a problem
He's on.
I think.
On the move.
Nice man.
I'm good.
They have two ops, so we can...
I'm gonna do it here.
I'm gonna do it here.
I'm gonna do it here.
I'm gonna do it here.
I'm gonna do it here.
Clear underpass though, orange.
Here, we can spawn for it.
They've been going there, so...
Okay.
Yeah, I got it.
I got it.
Got it.
I'm a little late.
Do you want to flash a group?
I don't know how you're going over there.
What?
They're saving to the 3A.
I already smoked that.
Good Bob
Finally got me at they got the up they finally the finally got me man. It took ten rounds
Ten rounds for you to finally go there. Oh
Sir sirs
Stairs
Wow holy
A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a.
Oh, my God.
Let's go.
Eww!
Ow.
Fatherland infused.
Counter terrorists win.
I
This guy doesn't peak man
one kill on stairs come one jungle i'm pretty sure cat cat cat i'm walking to you right now
kind of needs some help or something
He's out, he's out, avenge.
Not far from here, sir.
Nice.
Oh, let's go.
I'm not sure man.
Nothing man, it's clear site.
I'm gonna get more movers man.
There's one bleeding in blue.
It could be more upper I don't know.
Alright, one down mid.
Two mid.
Three mid.
Three mid, three mid, three mid, three mid.
Okay, okay
Re-TV guys, Re-TV. Okay
Mark it, mark it, say it. Hit mark it, hit mark it.
Hit mark it, hit mark it.
Yep.
I'm done. Mark it all.
They got, they got mark it, they got mark it.
I have one more guy. One there, mark it.
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
Okay, okay
Does about I could feel where you guys went there. I was just saying I'm gonna go be it I don't know if you want to
Okay, I could play Kyle
It's injury. We need.
Oh, two men.
One house.
Yeah.
Up, got him, got him, got him.
One house.
Nice.
Cal, one more in the smoke.
Dead, here, here.
One has no HP, top mid.
Flash mid, over.
Come on, guys, brother.
I'm coming back!
Don't want to have a wish, don't want to have a wish, don't want to have a wish, don't want to have a wish
You have a mark here, right?
Uh...
I think it could be anywhere
Let's go together
Let's go
Oh no! Nooooo!
I hate mutt of grab bomb
Gonna boost over?
Where are you now?
I just played safe, we don't know what the fuck he's doing.
I just played safe.
Stop, bomb.
I've got a con.
I've got a con, I've got a con.
the day for us yeah yeah for us gonna be going here
farce roping roping roping you give me a flash
Just buy another
There my bit
This should be before you go here
Push up you didn't push up use one. Yeah, it's pistol
Where you peeking bro, where you peeking dude?
I did not care it. I did not
I
Can't help you
There's an off road too.
Yeah, off on the ramp. Going up.
Too right.
Oh, there's some of that.
Oh, there's some of that.
Oh, there's some of that.
Nah, so I'll get off.
Why you always roam? I'm just doing things, buddy.
It's 12-4, okay?
I'm just doing things, buddy.
Let's go!
Yeah, after that if it was 12-4 we're losing then okay.
Got one.
Couple of head.
Nice.
One D.
a couple of meds
one there
be there, be there, be there
one under
one under window
one under window
one under window
one more mid
yeah i think both
what am i doing?
what am i doing?
nice
There it is, boys. Another one. Another one, bruh-AHH!
All right.
Can it be done again?
Can it be done again?
can you rust soon? I don't think so.
I do not believe so friend, I do not believe.
Oh my god, versus triple stack?
Oh my.
This is what I'm talking about, bruh.
This is what I'm talking about.
["Dust 2 Nuke Inferno"]
Dust 2 Nuke Inferno?
Go nuke, go nuke!
Go nuke, go nuke!
Or not, or not!
Let's roll.
Back to 1-1, I hope not.
I'll play mid boys
Mid brother
See if it's enough
Dust two or Mirage there's some ancient and nuke peppered in
How many maps does valorant have in their queue
This is a way more than counter strike
It's there, there he is.
Could be lower.
One top mid.
Fire in the house!
Could be cat.
Could be lower mid too.
Someone's outside the seat.
Lower, on A.
Two cat.
That'll be.
One on A.
Two cat.
That'll be.
One on A.
One on A.
One on A.
One on A.
One on A.
One on A.
One low on B right now.
Really?
3ct class one
Grant one
Damn dude if I got that one tap on the third guy dude
Or if I pushed mid sooner
Wait, what about our guy's DC'd, brother, what the fuck?
I think he DC'd before and not after.
Or was it before?
Great start, great start.
be unfortunate if he's not coming back but doesn't it end the game then? It's so early.
I think so. What the heck? Right, doesn't it end it? Or does he have to abandon?
Let me get these back.
Orange, let's go over.
Sure.
All right, let's see
They're going long
To be a
I'm a clear one suicide I think oh my god you late shit
Yeah, when you cross, something if you just pick and left it right if you can.
I
Mean
Two more long
On site
have the most stealthy plan.
Watch my log somebody please.
Yeah they're gonna be this round dude they're gonna be bro.
Move it, move it.
Two suicide.
One not tagged.
Smoke.
Smoke man no vision cat here.
How?
It's really smoke.
Oh fuck.
I'm gonna keep moving on.
I'm gonna stay.
I'm in still.
I have to move on.
I'm gonna walk on this.
This guy just holding up.
Right away.
I'm crate.
I don't know how to do it.
How many longs is one?
No, no.
Cat, cat, cat, cat.
There's a car there on the car.
No, they're up, up, up.
One's long.
Two cats, one long.
Dude, are you kidding man?
Oh my god.
What are these fucking peaks?
The timing is nowhere to be found.
Are you kidding man? Oh my god, what are these fucking peaks? The timing is nowhere to be found.
I
Man I tagged the guy suicide didn't kill him
Interesting
Yep
First game back in like three months. This is what I come back to you. That's it. Yeah
Yeah, is he actually cheating he's five three
Feel like they're it's it's so early. I don't think he's cheating it
One down without the scout
Much along again one time in
I can't see them.
I can't.
I'm just holding it.
I'm just holding it.
I can't see them.
I should have went back man these tags
One shot mid.
Up cat already, up cat.
You guys make that now.
You're fucking kidding!
Head shot him dude!
One more cat, one more cat.
Two cats, two cats.
They bought a mid.
the bottom of the
two-cad
you can aim punch
you can ace them aim punch
whatever
It is what it is. We can win. They're really not that good. It's just kind of like they're
playing. You got to just get we're not we're not with their rhythm right now. I don't think
they're cheating
I
The Chinaman
In commons retards
How are you in now?
Let's move out
I'm watching B. I'm kind of watching the bottom cross, are we going to carve cat again?
Yeah.
RNG, are you watching mid?
Yeah, I'm watching the cross underneath, push up a little bit.
Nice, it's bomb.
1B.
10 tons.
Take down that. 99.
Oh, 91.
91, yeah.
I'm pushing the cat, he's going towards the site right now.
Orange is an AKA, he's on the site.
You're gonna die!
Get away, we do it!
of
the
the
Little running up
To scouting care one more
Popping suicide bomb lower
Watch me
They know where you are. Yeah. Probably under the wave because they're holding
me in. There I'm cat. Walking up cat because that's what people usually do. It's full
Sprout cat
I shouldn't have smoked or something or done been faster or not even know so bad
Yo, sorry, do you want to op me on for you?
Are you?
Yeah.
Well, they're not good, you can win, I believe.
Alright, he picked the op, okay.
Remember, this is planned and complete.
Shoot every single enemy.
Okay.
There you go.
Take the enemy out.
There you go.
Falling flashbang.
I
Beepie beepie beepie
He's done
I'm gonna wait two seconds, he'll be there.
Dude, sight and fucking...
Copy.
Sight and copy.
Copy, copy.
Car, you mean?
Yeah, you make fun of him.
He was copy.
It's not a call though.
Okay, buddy.
Are you in?
Yeah, I'm in the car.
He was cubby.
It's not a call though.
Okay buddy.
I can relax bro.
It is car though.
He was cubby when I died in 5 seconds fast.
Honestly, I've always called this cubby.
What are these calls?
What do you call that spot?
Outside of Main?
If he's behind the little behind car.
No, not by car.
behind car not by car on the other side on the far side on the right side yeah
if you play close you fall in there no no like if you hold close close be main
tons we can't go to this over there
Oh, that's the door.
Tack, clear rush along.
There will be again.
No, I just pushed up here.
Okay.
They're just sitting outside long.
Outside long.
What the flash out?
Flashback.
Two.
Two.
One suicide.
Two in the grenade.
Two in the grenade.
It's the side of the dig.
Is it called Covey, behind a car, in that little area?
Is that not Covey?
the fuck is it called again?
car is if they're at- car, what if they're at the fuckin' little... cube
top
top, top, top
left side top mid
yeah 11hp, he's
top mid
I'm careless, I'm pretty blue on camera
get on the terrace, easy, easy, whatever, squeezy
I
Shift walk the long door these guys started shooting on the door agent spirit
Yeah, he's probably Chinaman to
I think there's three
I just missed my luck in only a little bit, not one.
One more lower.
Not lower.
Yaaah, the lava though.
One hour tops, right side mid.
Right side mid.
I missed.
I
Can bomb down
There's
We will wait to program you today.
Oh, we gotta win this, please.
We must, please.
of
the
of
the
of
the
Spark, I'll be here.
Wanna be here?
Left side.
I think that was my first time versus somebody who was in 100HP.
one's gonna be lower
Yeah, yeah, bro
80
2 there
Give me the gun
Doggy
61 and 5.
You've got both of those dudes up. I'm gonna hit that first guy for two.
Yeah, I'm doing another one after this.
Another teammate fucking bombed them as well.
Hopefully I got this.
I was shooting at both of them, and then I was here.
At least one cross.
one right mid, cross
right
right
Long barbie
That was regretful I'm very poor now
Regretful decisions
one flash
one flash deep mid
nope one right side holding
bro had sunglasses
about the cheaters are mid
just keep rushing B I guess. I don't think they move fast enough to get over there.
Oh, poor for the final rounds. Why did I just blindly spray?
Shining on the model on
Save or rush?
fine
We can buy save obviously
It don't matter
I'm saving one
Got off next round
They're just ready for where they are
right to your doors
Oh nice try that was a great try I don't think I heard him because the
I
Come on headshot through the door headshot through the door come on come on come on come on
You don't need 1440p on your phone the phones a tiny ass screen
What is this he's cheating doors, okay? Yeah, he's shooting
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
I miss running up A, I need for cap, one more outside B, drop B, drop B, come on bro clutch
up let's shine them and no
no
oh Bob didn't know shit bro
I got a cheat man
Oh my god, that guy just left the toggle on.
Let us see if Kalantiro set a fucking drone into those two tails.
Oh.
Dude, this guy is definitely...
We should have paused it.
Why didn't he give us the timeout for real boiler room?
Nice. He's coming back as dog.
I'm still holding it.
Alright, let's see this work. Wait, did the runner just start?
Yeah. How did he rose he'd love?
I would have called a time off. I don't think that would have been a good one. Fuck this dude.
Okay, there is one long house right now pushing up.
3D3
he dead ass
damn ok ok
3D3
default
good goose
of
the
the
scouting is the way
F**K!
I'm throwing a flash back!
There!
And he's not flashed
Simply lovely
There's an AK long-gauge, looks
One push or more
Dude
One, uh, mid
I'm not seeing anything on B
It was coming on B
There's a guy
I heard a guy
He's on the left
on B. He's on B. Yeah, he's on B. He's in the doors. He's a China one. He killed me
long and then ran B. Something's saying. I just made a down. Counter strike.
One's in the center
Cat
Nice
CT, yeah, CT, yeah
Nice
QV-2, QV-2, I'm shooting, they're stopping
Oh, he's coming, he's coming up now
Oh, it's coming, Cat
I used up.
Hey, you take a house.
And I use up
Hey, you take a house. Are you sure?
Hey, yeah, brother. There's an m4
We need
Oh my god, a lot of people are dead, we should be behind.
Let's go out of here guys, take me.
Coming B.
That's guys in the shader.
Yeah, he's on cat.
Turn it out!
Not doing anything wrong.
the
the
city
If I make this pick mid it is it is meant to be
No
Trendy
I think he's already crossed into CT, he's already towards B.
Two on B now, there's two on B.
One CT's on.
Are you kidding?
He's cheating.
Fuck this guy dude, does it, his cheats show when you smoke in and out.
one of these brownies are white dude
Yeah, that's a good chance.
Wait, we can win! We can win!
Wonderball, Wonderball.
Oh, I hit him too.
Can I be...
1-0-B, 1-0-B. Window.
More.
I do have some rest of the...
I got double spawn
Get that...
One more dead, please
Careful, one more
One dead
damn man i was hoping to find him
I got
I'm gonna kill you
I'm gonna kill you
No!
God fucking dammit
I'm gonna stick the bags, you suck
What I hold window
They have minus 355 against this three stack with a cheater
I
I
I
Just with some Geo guesser
Another one.
Imagine carrying back into the same cheaters. That would suck.
England vs Ghana
First Ghana
Yeah, where the queue at where is everybody
I
We got cigarette eater on our team against the three stack I believe
face it no thank you I only put the game in the client
Back here!
and
Mary Barry
Larry Barry
Hello?
Yeah, Mirage, dust to you Mirage.
Yeah, I run out.
I don't know.
Smoke up, jumping stairs, if you jump in a smoke.
That's in front of you, sorry.
Watch your marks, left.
I'm only stairs. You're good stairs. Keep up.
Two stairs. Jungle. One jungle.
She's so hard to open up console
All right, just care of stag
You're kidding do something team you fucking robs why is this guy all the way up here all
the fucking way off here what are you doing getting flanked the mid second round dude
What the fuck is even happening here, dude?
There's a lot of them, okay.
We just all independently just got shit on.
Seen the cubby or you back there?
So why are you going con against this?
It's so good to them.
We had to double save here I think so.
Wow, yikes.
He's not dead.
One dead mid.
Low HP.
Other one's super low, bottom gun.
I'm flanking.
I don't come dead. Come here. Come here.
One time.
Get, get, get, get, get.
I don't want to be sad these people.
All right, we're both fucking lit.
All right, play this.
Oh, that's pretty cool.
I'm saying watch this show.
Come on, come on.
No! Fuck you man. Fuck you in your crotch button you lucky shit.
I
Did hit the fastest squat I've ever seen instant squat
one dead, eh?
one dead, eh?
One could still be A.
One could still be under here.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
I had no armor that should have been the if there is a go
I
Don't
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep. Yeah, I might get that
Come on do a Diggle peak Diggle peak Diggle peak
Diggle peak reload Diggle peak
Eagle peak right now one baby triple and one we're gonna go for the one tap ram
I
Outstairs stairs!
Have I missed like the easier shots?
I got window again.
I'd be in pistols again.
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
You're f**king kidding!
Two A ramp having off now.
Absolute yikes.
they're any likes play fans sometimes
at least one more market and they have a market here
zero team windows still I'm watching cross you drip out window
yeah get the op window
oh yeah
let's keep working mid
at least being served
yeah they're good
yeah they're definitely good though
got under
ow
that was
that
I'm still over this smoke.
Incon.
My cat dead.
Stairs.
I'm on the hop of this jungle guys watch out.
Let's throw it in your lane!
I'm gonna get bomb in 5 seconds, hold on.
Geek, motherfucker.
I'm gonna go A-Ramp with bomb.
Yep.
This could be in Palace.
30 seconds.
you don't see him anywhere just smoke up chowlots
That's a beef player, that's a beef player.
I'm gonna kill him.
Hit him.
Nice.
Brother.
Chat we all have plays like that alright, don't talk to me bro.
Oh
I'm gonna try to skill with that fast. Man I was
no English my English no English
thanks from con if you have a smoke please
no English my English
I
Mean later
I'm going to get killed from Kond, I just know.
I
Can I take another work?
That's spawned.
That's ours.
Two tickets.
spawned.
Stone Peak Market.
I'm gonna mark it.
I might just say there's an AWP in the CT spawn.
I don't really have the money.
Oh, you're going to make that much noise here.
No
I saw such a window
They just give up be later on I swear
That's like five round there's only one on be
I made it?
We're saving.
Okay, clear?
Reversing life as apples.
I can get in this one though.
No, I'm slowly getting over USC. I'm gonna put it down
Close ramp close ramp
One on default still
I
Stairs, it's three there's three towards a great. I don't think we do this
One towards stairs still
Are you fuck one triple one triple
That's true to that
one from there jungle and jungle and jungle and jungle and jungle and under
us same five maps for 20 years I know what are we doing man it's the same
thing you know I guess when like a footballer plays on the same field with
the same grass every day
same template, same dimensions
purple hotbed
oh he's better? he's better?
yeah cats fall back
One more cat, one more cat!
I'm super ready, that's it.
I'm just going down.
You can reset, you don't have to go for it.
Both there, both there, both there. Keep running, keep running.
They're both on B.
You guys got set?
It's on door. Yep.
You got time to go under as well. You don't see him that soon.
Neither seen in your apps.
Nice.
Damn, the double, the save.
Stronghold was good, but it was the demo.
It was a game that would be really fun to play when it comes out.
It was good though overall.
What?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, it's the last round.
three full back from mid
I look very quick now
four
no
one top mid
bomb
Let's have our two mates
Put 3d and retake a
All right, let's see. Oh, that sounds like an interesting. I don't know how I feel about that. I'm playing
That is
I
Just gonna jump up pushing me they're pushing me. Have you met?
Don't don't cat
next to her
Con cat one cat dead cat dead two and a half two and a half
Splitting me
right for us for pushing cat
one bench
bench, bench over there
bench
nice
now this guy is so safe
brother this is why not everybody should be a detective in real life
Okay, relax buddy, put down the magnifying glass, alright?
Fucking relax.
This guy's hush as fuck!
Hello dude.
Go, go, go!
Exagerate!
go beat
grenade
someone ate that
smoke
throwing smoke
i'm not sure
okay dig boys
ass went them off
bottom mid
you see how nice
i'm on
I'm down.
Get out of my way.
Window.
Don't move CT.
Counter-terrorists win.
I don't have four.
Man, I would have been
Man, I would have been 24k assuming we win this if there wasn't a cheater on the previous team.
Would have been 24k.
Uh-oh.
In the first one?
I'll see everything around.
I'm gonna take it if you don't mind.
Alright.
I'm so good at this video game.
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.
I'm conned, stairs.
What stairs, what stairs?
Oof.
Ehh, come on man.
of
the
death of
death
of
oh
You're very poor I live here now
right as soon as I peek out and ramp pushes okay
Oh, everyone.
Insane dude.
What's up with the sandwich peaks dude?
Insane, insane gaming.
I
Rather reload you're scaring me with the three you're scaring me
Nice
They needed that round.
What's up?
Nah, I'm good.
Oh fuck, fuck that a valley.
No ramp, but then I have one wicked, late ramp.
Jerries.
We're gonna get head shot at one cat.
Under window.
Hold it.
Turn eight out.
Maybe jumping into window.
One more.
That was gone.
Bomb down I think.
We're gonna get killed.
Wait.
I think bomb's right there.
under it could go under to be I am
I don't think they're in the window.
They'll go B from CT.
Yeah, I guess.
What a play.
the
got no
at the
the
I got it you got it you got it you got it
Wow
Ray
What a job
crazy right there dude
nothing right
one on the underpass
okay, let's do it fast fast
that's one so what on the past is all smoke provision
I can't really see if they cross flow
one up cat
one bomb con
two dead
nothing con
they smoke on, no vision
watch your cat rush
they smoke the cat as well
window
I think that's your cat.
I think that's your cat.
I'm about to arch his now.
Happy to be speaking to you.
One con.
Last guy con. What the hell?
He could be back mid.
Cat, cat, cat.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
What the hell was that?
Still got the dub.
Four, can someone drop an A1?
Let's go.
let's move out
blind
th
th
Ouch.
I decline.
15-15 maybe.
next stream Wednesday chat G G's
Why not why not cat
Pretty good pretty good not bad not bad
chat thank you guys for watching like always I will see you guys tomorrow for
another one probably just chilling on UFC that was fun
UFC's fun and like spurts and then yeah we'll see what I'm doing I'm still
lost on the gaming front but I feel like I've been lost for a while we'll figure
it out chat you guys enjoy a night thank you for watching peace out I will see
guys tomorrow for a regular stream regular week sub sunday i will see you guys tomorrow enjoy your
night thank you for watching have a good night see you guys tomorrow peace out
Shed down just close your eyes and feel the pressure
One more chance, cause you're the last forever
Lose yourself and pull the trigger now
Action!
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I
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