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Oh, my God, people, oh, seven lettuce cats.
Me.
I would get off on Snapchat.
All right, guys, doing people, what up, what up?
How you guys doing?
What up, what up?
Friday, Friday, people.
Are you guys doing people?
Hello, hello.
Are you going to stream live from the Norway game?
Yeah, not there.
I'm not there, man.
I'm not there.
I saw everybody get a price hike, man.
all the price hikes dude everything just was like all right now it's our turn
all right steam machine all right well now it's our turn all right
I know bungee I saw I saw
I know I know
I know it's crazy bro it's crazy the relic first guardian game play
Let's see GTA 6 hype. I'm still surprised there hasn't been a fucking gameplay trailer yet. I just don't remember is this like historically how they usually do it though or how significantly different are they doing it with six.
six. I can't tell. I don't remember. I don't remember the fucking kind of bullet point
plotted the timeline of how they marketed it. I don't remember. September, October for
a last trailer. There was new leaks for GTA 6. There were GTA. Switch between Jason and
Lucia in the open world participate in missions as a duo
NPCs have their own routines random events in the open world interactive
Distance for greater sets of immersion next generation graphics with advanced lighting more natural
Animations high level of detail environments integrated social networks watch viral videos follow influencers and discover world events through your in-game mobile phone
Double dipping oh my god
Social Networks, the Daisy to and development and logo released, I saw I stopped care. I'm curious how and what they're going to do with Daisy to let's see the thing is Daisy has had a very bumpy history.
Like the game has always been
Has always had a weird development history where it always feels like the most difficult game for them to add anything to
You know, it's been like that forever
I'll never forget the engine limitations. I'll never forget that
that. Oh my god, please. There's always like, I remember when the mod first came out. It
was like, yeah, the fucking code, it's like spaghetti, bro. This shit doesn't even, barely
even works. The desync, we got to switch to a new engine. It's going to fix so many things.
I know it's gonna be on Reforger now, like Reforger is insane.
I'm still very curious though, I'm still very curious.
Oh yeah, what happened to Vigor as well?
That was a Bohemia game.
That musta kind of died.
Yeah.
Mecha Chameleon sold 10 million copies, god damn.
It's a great game, dude. It's literally it's it's hide and seek dynamic hide and seek.
It's it's the game everybody knows the universal game with a twist accessible as fuck, you
You know.
And Martha was pouring in a million of budget.
I know.
Let the player make the damn art.
Make the player make the art.
Listen, man, they tried, do you know what it was?
They went like all in with marathon.
They were trying to fucking go all out.
They were going to capture the extractor market.
It could have been a battle royale, okay, but they dropped 400 million, yeah, what if
it was at the, yeah, what if it was still at the time?
They could have made a $400 million dollar battle royale.
They could have, but they won with the extractor.
If we're talking a little back in the timeline, pick your fucking, pick your loop.
I know, Chris, I know you're passionate about Destiny Man.
I feel like, bro, I feel like Destiny 3 is a little cope to me.
It feels a little cope.
I can't tell.
You know what?
It would be very interesting to see the timeline
of how Destiny 3 would have truly turned out,
okay, because there's a lot of player emotion involved
because they were shutting it down, right?
They are shutting it down, right?
It's not happening.
I know it's not happening.
I'm just saying, there's a lot of people are like,
you know, how about let's just make an A, yeah,
make AI make one, give it to AI.
Guys, we have like three devs, we'll call a bungee,
we'll get the three devs feed it into Mr. AI
and then we'll make destiny three, that's the best we can do.
Take it or leave it, take it or leave it five, four, three,
gotta say yes or no, three, two, oh, nope.
Too late.
Canceled.
It's got the logo on it.
Sword Sage Awakening.
What do we have here?
Buddy, I already think this game's a piece of shit,
okay, because who the fuck decides to come out
with a trailer for a new game and start with that?
Absolute shit noise, okay?
Come on, debut.
Zero dot dot fucking zero zero.
Ow.
Funnel Runners.
Oh shit, this game, oh yeah, this game looks sick dude, didn't this game look cool actually?
This game looked kinda cool.
This was like Friend Slop but not like Haha more like oh fuck run.
I think, wasn't it?
really you got a car and you got to change the tire
when a tornado strikes. That's gotta be the shittiest luck.
Oh wait, that actually looks like a big part of the game. You have to like
repair a shit ton of things. I don't know this looks like this looks like it could be kind of fun
just because there's something about some tornado games that are kind of nice.
There's some things about them tornado games that are kind of nice. I don't know sometimes
some of them are decently immersive where it actually hits like that fucking thrill factor.
What do you want from me? Mad tornadoes are crazy, bro.
They're insane.
What do we have here? What do we have? Chef Hero? Oh, the Sekiro anime.
Prehistoric Kingdom.
RedSec1Win. Um, you know what, RedSec was alright. My problem with RedSec was that it's super cod-coded, man. It's just like super Call of Duty.
It seems like very, just like Warzone.
Brother like I could just keep grinding it until I get full flow and eventually win one
It's more about how much of the fuck I give and it super feels like Call of Duty
But like battlefields version of literally copy paste
But like some subtle like there's subtle the subtleties are different sure the flying is obviously better
They're changing the shooting. I did see that. New horror game like Granny. Let me see. I mean,
I could. I don't mind playing it like whatever. I know it's going to take a bit to eventually win
one. I miss seeing you play some PUBG. Like I said, if PUBG actually had cues, I would go back
I don't think anything beats PUBG in it's prime, it was so good.
PUBG shooting was on point.
PUBG shooting was so good, dude.
The fucking car 98k and sniper, the feel of the guns and the actual shooting was so fucking
good in PUBG.
Oh like the sniper shots were like that style of shooting
Was the it was just it was so good it was so good
And then all the the cars, you know, you could blow up the tires and shit too
It was good man, it was good
good pubg black budget fucking
was a piece of shit man it wasn't beta dude
now there's nothing like
I would still go but I still think the pubg driving is so good too
I always blaze the pubg driving devs
them motherfuckers master class dude
pubg driving dev dude
Oh my god. Who the fuck is that guy?
It's better now. Stronghold 4 demo. I already played it. I want to play it now at launch. It was pretty fun.
It was a little bit like Age of Empires with like a twist of how you get to the units, but the units are like instant, so it's kind of nice.
I don't know if there's an online for it as well.
H1Z1 was pretty damn great too as well, yes.
H1Z1 did hit. They also did a great job, you know?
I think we've already seen this, bro. I think we've already seen this.
The way Star Fox is today, it came out today.
I'm down. Kojima is doing a scary game, but I'm fucking down. Why not?
I'll never forget the PlayStation presentation into the demo being available into playing
it.
And it was like genuinely a freaky ass game.
That was a freaky ass experience.
It was really well crafted.
Wait, is Star Fox actually out today?
I would totally do a Star Fox playthrough.
I actually totally would.
It'd be like a short fucking movie.
I totally would.
Was out yesterday?
How long of a playthrough was it?
Wait, Star Fox is one hour?
One to two hours?
Three hours max?
It's that short?
What?
Really?
Damn.
It has multiple routes.
I know you used to want to do the levels multiple times,
because you needed to try to get all the coins
and go through every single circle or some shit.
Now it's kind of the pull, trying to 100% the levels
and go through everything.
I could do a fucking star Fox play through bro.
Most likely some counter strikes still addicted to it.
What can I say man it's a love hate relationship man I don't know what to tell you brother
it's just there.
It's just there.
So eventually, eventually, you know, stop.
When that is, I don't know.
What is this?
The relic of First Guardian.
12 minutes, maybe.
We have to look at her.
What is this?
Hello, this is Project Cloud Kings.
Today, through extra game play, I'd like to show you the exploration and the traces left behind in this world.
The world of the Rallet is filled with various field events.
As players explore the world, they encounter the traces of those who once lived here.
Some stories are not tales of great heroes.
they begin with desire regret and the choices of ordinary some of the stories
sure man sure never once show me some show me it show me a little more
Hey, that looks hype, man.
Sure, man.
Sage Awakening. Alright. Worst sound I've ever heard. What is this game? Nice, nice.
Why make a whole production out of it?
Hey!
Don't do anything rash!
I'm gonna screw up to the side first.
sure man sure chat all yours all yours I got things to do that day prehistoric
kingdom update 17 yeah why are you licking me this shit for the dinosaur game
Oh, there's a...
What do we have here?
Adelosaurus.
Ah, life before iPads.
Ah.
I'll wait.
Isn't this kind of like, uh, well, isn't there like that planet frontier game, wherever the
fuck?
Like a Jurassic one that they made three of?
Are these like the other devs that make one as well?
Yeah, isn't there Jurassic World?
So this is prehistoric Kingdom?
This doesn't look like a cheap copy of Jurassic Kingdom.
I know I played it, but this is also... So these guys also make
like a Jurassic Park-esque style game where you have a zoo for dinosaurs.
Sure, man.
You're my brother!
Cool, new CS case opening rogue-like buddy.
That sounded like the worst thing I've ever fucking read.
Oh yeah, I remember this game dude.
This game is ridiculous, man.
This is like the, oh my god dude, what have we been doing here, what have we been doing?
Does anyone know anyone who's like super addicted to cases?
You!
Uhhh...
You know what's funny? I feel like cases are...
cases are popular because doesn't Europe ban a lot of gambling shit so like
this is for the fucking edgy fucking European fucking teenager the closest
thing they can get the gambling on their computer in quotes gambling so it's
like oh my god cases guys cases only some countries dude the cases are kind of
fucking stupid after a while. Like the shiny knife is cool, but like it's so it's such
like a it feels like such a forced addiction. Right? It's like fucking counter strike guns.
It is a hobby. I don't know, man. It's like, bro, go play like Blackjack or some shit,
at least have like, at least even the slot machines
at a casino are more interesting after a while.
Even those of you who are fucking boring.
Counter strike skins, like it's like out of here,
it feels forced.
Like you guys are fucking lying to yourselves.
Like the knives are cool, I fucking love Counter Strike,
but opening the cases,
it's like sure the chance of a knife,
but it's like not that deep of being that cool.
I don't know.
I prefer seeing sevens or like a fucking triple cherries
or some shit come up,
or maybe you go and see like different combos
at like a casino than like the fucking CS guns,
the gun cases, bro, like.
After a while, it's kind of like, I don't know.
It seems like it's because it's so accessible.
You got people just like attached to it.
Same shit, different image.
Yeah, I know.
It's because it's like a slot machine,
but it's in your video game.
And it's super accessible.
You don't gotta go to the casino, so it's just like, oh yeah, this is our version.
Type or die.
What do we got here?
What happened to the other game that was the BR typing game?
What happened?
Anyone know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm saying?
No.
Whatever.
Type or die.
The AI summary knows what I'm talking about, I'll wait for that.
The AI summary understands what I'm saying more than the fucking chat guys, I'm starting
to realize.
I'm starting to wait for the AI chat summary because it's like, okay, he understands.
Yeah, man. Sure, bro.
Yeah, man. Sure.
Funnel runners, sticky feet.
I know, bro.
Uh, I know mecha chameleon. I could go place in matches. I don't mind, but I don't mind painting a little bit
Seeing how good some of these rando lobbies are
We can we can hop in
Check out the new hunt is showdown update plus star fox true. I need to actually uh do that
UFC is still kind of fun man, it's just the brawl aspect to it, it has a very satisfying
knockout brawl aspect to it.
It just happens to be fucking UFC.
If this shit was Mortal Kombat and it played the same way, it would still be fun.
You know what I mean?
It's like just like a fun brawler.
The closest game that tried was Undisputed.
Indie devs trying to make just like a straight up brawling game.
But this was more a boxing game.
And they didn't hit it.
did not hit the mark. The fighting was not as impactful as UFC's. This is the
this is the other fucking game they tried but it was potato at the end of the
day. So UFC has its faults but it's all we got. It's kind of like you motherfuckers
in your FIFA. It sucks balls. You buy the shit ass cards to fund it. And it's the best
you got because there's no alternative. That's just how these sports games work. The same
shit with UFC. It's like good enough, but it could be better. Falls under the same category.
There's just no cards in that one.
Project Lee is a new Tarkov-like open-world game.
It's taking steam by storm.
Lies.
I remember playing it and it was so bad.
Lies.
June 23rd?
Didn't the trailer look good and then you load up and it's like uh-uh.
It was a bit more casual, oh yeah, okay, a little more casual, EFT.
heavily casual actually. Yeah, never mind. It's like plastic, F.T.
This kind of looks like, um, I do like EFT, bro, what are you talking about?
I just don't play it all the time.
Ah, sure, bad.
The window is calling?
Dude, I told you I still paid my lease. I
Just pulled it. I just paid last month the other week
Guns are made out of a lot of plastic the way this game looks it kind of reminds me of like war Z
Where this game has that
Potato feel to it, but somehow people enjoy it, but I don't know I remember playing it when they had a beta and
And yeah, I didn't know it already came out three days ago.
It looks like it kind of fell off kind of fast.
Say what that other game,
what was that other FPS that came out
that looked like it may have been something,
but it was like that weird stalker, not impulse.
What was that one FPS chat?
What am I thinking of? It was kind of like stalker. It was like very Russian-ish, non-active matter, not Vostok, yeah, Pioner or whatever.
What happened, dude? Did they don't play this? This game looked like it was, they were trying to be super ambitious with it.
I remember there it was like maybe maybe 796 in game oh the beto is horrible yeah
I'll wait dude. I honestly was not was very underwhelmed by black budget. I thought it was super potato. I remember calling it plug G no budget because it was so bad.
Like the looting was boring as fuck.
It's better now.
Okay, I'll wait until it's super better.
You go play test it, I'll probably wait until it's fully really good.
I played the first one.
Payday 2 is getting a major engine upgrade.
Really? That's cool, man.
Payday 2 is good shit. Payday 3, holy...
Payday 3 kind of look like they're just trying to quickly make money off the IP or something.
Payday 2 was like a smash PC hit.
Payday 3 reminded me of Killing Floor 3.
Now, straight up, I'm probably wrong, but Payday 3 reminded me of like default Unreal Engine,
Use the IP to make like a cheapened version of what the second one was
Same thing with killing floor three
It doesn't feel the same as to
And you can tell there's been like a big shift difference and they both have that same weird shit
You didn't feel it too. You like killing floor three. That's an absolute lie. I literally played the game and then this game needs to be delayed
I was just making shit up man I
Remember playing this and being like this is nothing like the second one
You could tell it was very different.
And then the beta I played, they then announced that they changed the date of the release.
Just like fucking hell let loose Vietnam.
Oh my God.
Dude, this was so underwhelming.
I let loose when you load up the way they designed it.
like even the aerial shots and getting fucking the artillery fire was just like this game
hell lot loose was so immersive on first loadup not even out yet I mean it is as different
Debs. Carvana 2000.
I was with the holiday in here. I could download Star Fox.
maybe some UFC later CS high chance of some matches we can do some stop folks I forgot
What happened bro? Okay, man. I could do it
The aisle boy
Weep oh, yeah, what happened with a hunt showdown or what happened here
The balloon is taking too long to fill we need to open more gas valve
What happened if they just have like a trench update cover me sir
Is this like an event on the trench map?
to hell.
It's time to start the League of Legends journey.
Nah, dude, that is, uh, it's gonna happen.
It's gonna happen.
And this in this streaming journey, it will happen.
I will I will say fuck everybody and just go on my little moba spree. I
Want to enter the fucking league, bro. I don't give a fuck if you like watching it or not. I don't give a shit
Play Dota I would not mad Dota
Dota kind of feels like a chore to learn it doesn't feel sad. I don't know what it is about Dota
League feels more, nah dude, I would play, League just feels more streamlined into their
ranked experience. Like if I'm going to go play Counter Strike and just go play Premier.
I feel like I can, League is the similar. I just want to be in a fucking queue and just
see the number go up to see how high I can push it. You know, that's literally what I'm
trying to do. Dota, I don't know. I think Dota kind of splits it up a little bit plus it's not as popular in my Q server. My region, I mean, so it's like a mixed bag. The mixed bag. You actually need a brain in Dota. Yeah, whatever, dude. Honestly, dude, anyone who says that you should go play league. And then if you have a really high rank in league. And then you have a really high rank in league.
Um, and then you say that and then, um,
And then you have a higher rank in Dota or some shit fine, but if you're just saying that and you've never played league, that's the fucking one head take.
I'm sorry, if you're still one of the dumbasses who's like Dota versus league, if you're still versing them, it's stupidity.
You're on the same level as like the console war people who are still diehard xbox or like diehard playstation
It's like dude. It's been like 20 years buddy. What are you doing?
You haven't you haven't loaded up the opposition yet you dumb fuck
Like what are you talking about dude's so hard in denial
It's like Dota is good and League is good. It's almost like two different communities are massive, which means they both are good to some degree baseline.
I mean, it's funny. It's more funny to pick on the two, like Counter Strike versus Valorant.
Haha. Little Vatterland chilled the game. Fucking dinosaur line. Shit fucking toys on us. You know.
Well, like Valorant and Counterstrike are like Valorant is still a good game and has a community.
There is skill involved.
The way you peak angles, you still need to fucking move your mouse and know how to use
abilities.
Good game.
I don't trust anyone who lulls and says good game because then you check and they have like a thousand hours
And you're like dude clearly and you like the game to grind it that much
That's like dude that they literally just project all those people like good game lol like counter strike
I says a shit game, and then you self expose. I have like 20,000 hours in the supposed shit game
You know like come on bro. Tell us all this time
What happened here? What are you guys liking me? What are these tier lists, dude?
What is this?
I love Lyric. I hate his voice he does though.
Whoa!
How do I even impersonate that little voice he does?
Spams it
I don't know what voice is talking about
Yeah, I remember
For the longest time I was trying to figure out like what logo I should do yeah, or whatever
And I remember thinking oh, I can't do a cat because Lyric already has the cat market decided and
Yeah, it's for ten years. It's all about cats in my fucking stream once again same thing
So you should them cats from the from the get-go. Yeah, I wanted you
Decided to pivot to cats because he's a bitch like me
Someone took giraffes you did not want to do it. It was all about the cats man. I mean shit
So let's just say that bro
I mean, we've been doing this long enough, it's just kind of like, you know, we saw that, bro, we just respect each other heavily as well, just because we just know where streaming started, where the site started to where it evolved to.
It's such like a different site now, you know, but it's just cool.
I mean, Soda's been super, super OG forever.
It's kind of like just doing our thing in tandem differently,
but just riding the waves of streaming and just figuring it out.
Like, that's all we did.
I mean, there was never like, yeah, it was just,
We boasters fucking rode the waves on our own little shit boats
Fast-forward more than a decade, right?
Do the voice do the voice
Chat there listen bro, there's a difference when you have no fucking camera, okay, and then you're slightly mental
And then you're talking into a fucking microphone. All right, you got to do something
Yeah, let's change up the octave or whatever
Like what am I supposed to do here? I don't know what else to do
Like what else are you supposed to do?
What else are you supposed to do, bro, everyone's got a camera, man.
I don't know.
You do that offline 100%.
It depends.
I heard Soda is the kid who Rage.
Um, I'm not sure about that, but I don't know about that.
I love the voice lyric.
Never stop doing it.
Which one?
Stop.
You're making it sound bad.
I don't enjoy doing these voices.
I just try to fill the dead air.
I still think you're all bots though, because I don't know how you can stand this.
But that's fine.
What's the most embarrassing time you said chat while offline?
I will say while in an argument.
the only detail I'll give you. I had the most painful laugh lashes on your stream. I don't know.
Mecha has some updates, new poses, new body types. You can use decoys now. What, dude? It was already
had difficult finding people. Now there's decoys. I know, bro, I know, I know, I know, I know.
Are you playing something today? Dude, that question is asked every day.
That is the hardest question.
I
Get it. I'm back at chameleon, bro
We get it up some mecha chameleon just draw some shit see how fucking insane people are now
And it's probably not even a game anymore. Okay, it's probably like alright
It's probably toxic as shit and people like yo nice brick wall you fucking noob. How you find me?
There's probably already a competitive scene
How you find me you fucking bitch?
You haven't played cup of the day in ages?
I could go cup of the day. We could.
You know what? You're right.
I didn't re-up the subscription.
Uh, cause my account fucked up.
He's right.
Sure, we're gonna go.
Uh, he's right. Let's go play the half dead. No one knows this game. Unless you're a boomer. Fuck over the game that is viral that is sold 10 million copies, which will definitely draw in the viewers. But let's go play the other one.
True.
Good idea.
Download star box in the meantime.
Let's see, it could be if it's an ice map, dear god.
If there's, is there still over a thousand people playing?
How many people have gone to track?
I have no mods and I already know what's gonna happen
because every time I play this
and I haven't played in a while.
If I haven't played in a while,
I always mess up and DNF by accident every single time.
Old playlist.
I need a playlist. I need music.
What am I listening to?
I don't know what I'm listening to.
Let's see if this song is still good.
We'll just play the radio. This could be bad.
Salt Shaker playlist?
Oh, there it is.
.
My camera is fucked.
So is the hardest part of the game.
What the hell? Why is there a Disney World thing there?
I
Got a Disney ad what is the button to switch
Let's see. Forgotten everything. It's because I don't know if my CFG say.
where am I looking excuse me brother some of us don't have numpads isn't there a
key bind that shows you you can keep switching the camera view oh my fucking
god I swear there was I don't remember having this issue I swear I had a button
that did it and I was maxed out cam unless it's like cam poor
That's not your shit.
I'm fucked.
Delete?
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
I bound it to delete.
I'm gonna make this randomly 9.
9.
So I never press it where the fuck has changed camera oh my god holy shit
Thank God. Alright. Can I win this? Where's the GPS here? No way it's ice! No fucking way!
That's crazy
Ah, shit.
Alright, let's see, let's see, hold up.
Do I have control?
Oh my fucking god.
Where are my brakes?
Wait, did this?
Oh, I did this? What? The fuck?
I literally just pre- Oh, okay, that's why I was...
lock control.
Ah, we're good.
Okay. Oh, I'm so screwed. I'm so screwed.
Let's see, I'm ready.
Ah, shit. I have to learn how to skate again.
I remember.
Dude, what is the fucking button to go back to the start?
Respawn?
Give up is 9, give up is DNF, how do I go back to the start?
Is 9?
You don't want to press 9 during the match though.
later in practice.
I have another minute to complete this.
Alright.
Okay, okay chill chill, will the partner get here?
Oh buddy, oh buddy.
Sad luck.
Decided to come back to this game and hit me with ice.
Like what the hell, what are we doing here?
Ayyyyyy shit.
Oh my god.
Ah, fuck.
Where's the end here?
Wait, is this the end?
No way.
I'm just going to finish and then at least I have a time.
Ice is weird.
It's almost like just trying to figure out how to fly inverted, so it's a little weird
until you figure it out.
Okay, okay.
Fuck, whatever. Whatever, whatever.
Oh, there's still over a thousand people to play this shit. Nice.
I feel like track will always have it's niche community until whatever happens to Ubisoft.
And then, I dunno, this might be, I'm telling you this game is listed under their miscellaneous
folder.
Every single fucking quarterly meeting they have, they're like, what the fuck is this?
Miscellaneous software
You got a social screen
So we go to sources three
five six eight nine
We got fucking far too early
And then we got this miscellaneous shit
And then that's where track mania is
They just haven't asked they haven't pulled the plug yet
Okay, this is just chilling. They always run out of meeting time.
Before they get to it. That's why we're lucky. That's why the servers are still on, boys.
And now we're here!
I judged a thousand of you how the fuck with my performance how am I at a thousand right
now how the hell are there who is below this abysmal shit driving it is it still hasn't
click it still I have seven minutes for this to click
oh my god bro I can't get the control down
You know what, I'm light pilot in Arma today, maybe.
I have been missing you.
I've been taking a break, alright?
I've been on vacation, alright?
I told you, you never stop piloting in Arma.
It's one of the best experiences.
There's always packages that need to be delivered
Come on man, so what should make an armor mod where it's like you're all playing Amazon
And you got people within fucking helicopters moving the supplies and then you have drivers
They got to move the fucking supplies. It's not a war. Okay, we're gonna change it up
Armors now sandbox
We take the delivery and make it a multiplayer server, but we all are working together now.
A new mod using all the different vehicles. I don't know how it works.
We can keep the guns. I don't know how they play.
Maybe we have like a rival packaging game.
So then there's guns. I guess then it's still fucking the game mode we play then.
Oh my god and why isn't this clicking?
Five minutes.
Dude, come on, man.
You know, I'd not see what I'm not thinking with the hippies, bro.
Yeah, that turn is so sharp.
I feel like I keep the drift up.
Noooooooooooooooooooooo.
Wow.
Wow!
Four minutes.
Okay.
Okay, three more attempts.
Fuck that turbo!
Oh yeah, you're burning!
Oh my fucking god if you cut it all on this map, I finally returned and it's the most
Piece of shit ice map!
Oh my fucking god dude. It can't even be like the widest ice, whatever. Okay, two minutes.
Come on!
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Oh, of course, and then I turn too much, right.
Last attempt.
Okay, dude, what even is this, man?
What even is this?
whatever god damn
I'm a little salty I'm a little I'm a little salty
Just fucking mad
Did we a- is this actually a full server at this division? No way. No way
Pretty much 44 out of 64 is basically full on track
Let's see let's see
Oh god, oh god, dude, I always turn too much.
I'm about to ulti for it.
I'm about to fucking ulti for it.
debut bag you know what they should do they should do a full speed month every
day it's a full speed map
All right, let's see.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
So click.
Come on now.
Come on.
Here we go.
Haven't had a crashless run yet.
Battle for last place.
Here we go.
There we go. Live, live, live.
June 26th, 2026.
Ahhhh!
Well, it's actually 06, 26, 2026.
That's the worst bomb.
Oh wait, first round, yeah, whatever.
Okay, just do that drift every time.
Just like that every time.
Really?
I
Let's see let's see
here we go people, here we go, here we go
come on boys
Okay, okay, shoot, shoot, it's about crossing the finish line, not how you crossed it.
U.S.A. Lobby? There's a lot.
let's see let's see let's see okay okay okay here we go here we go
Ooga booga! Ooga booga!
Ah, no, I lost all my car skins. I need to re-download them.
It's like a fresh track mania. And all my mods.
A little vanilla.
Vanilla.
How are they even doing this shit?
The transition is so difficult.
Oh my god, hello.
Wait!
Stop him!
Alright.
I'll take that right there, I'll take that right there.
here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go
ah shit I overdid it
I
Oh my god, dude!
Whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever.
Give me to the top 30 and it's a mental victory, okay?
30 mental victory first day back to the track piece of shit Matt
Top 30 is a win in my book
All right, all right, come on
first at the start to 36 that's how it is that's how it works here we go here we go
god I always suck ass at this turn dude there's always something I don't have
enough speed my entry sucks ass there's always something going on there okay top
30 top 30
okay okay sure sure that's good right there that's good
I'll pick that right now, I'll pick that right there!
Dude, you know what? I do wanna play...
I do wanna play some Star Fox, I do.
And the other part of me wants to play some GeoGuessr, and some UFC, and some CS, and like, go and play a bunch of other random shit.
But then Star Fox is like a 3 hour lock-in.
Oh yeah, maybe a little mecha-chameleon or some shit, just kinda like a bit of everything.
How does Star Fox go from an hour to three hours?
Obviously you can die, but besides that, ow.
FIRE!
It's done. It's done.
still shitty but better okay okay interesting interesting
It's three playthroughs, one hour each, Star Fox.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Alright here we go.
Oh my god, I couldn't climb this fucking turn!
Oh that whole last bit was trash
Come on man
I don't know what I'm doing.
22 in the brain dead no hands didn't know the servers even spooled up that far down
division but it doesn't matter because someone's that's not there's still a
the crown available
no no no no no
no it's over
that's crazy
NO!
FUUU-
Oh, shit.
FUUU-
HA-HA-HA-
Oh shit, actually, wait, oh no.
I'll make it, I'll make it.
There's worse players.
There's worse players at this range!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You know what?
Top 30.
I'll take the 30.
Fuck.
Fuck this game.
Where's mecha chameleon at random servers
All right, I got the music I got the music boys who's out there I have no borders international
drawings. International.
Ha-ha-fowl!
Gablino!
International.
All these are in progress.
Um, come have fun!
Yay! Yay!
Spectating. I have no maps. I have nothing.
What? Dude, why you kick?
What the heck, man?
This one. No borders. No borders.
Alright.
Oh, is this infection?
Paint mode. Oh yeah. Is this infection? How do you know if it is?
Raging banana 48 seconds one guy, bro. I gotta wait like a year. It does say infection
Yeah, fuck that shit, bro. What the hell dude?
Can you sort by games not in progress
Messier Ronaldo double mode main beginners welcome
Okay, buddy, okay, buddy
You might go to Thailand we might go to the Thailand server
Poop world version three
Yeah, what the hell are these hosts are we're going to Thailand.
Get me in.
I'm in I'm in search time.
This is a good place to start.
Is it not this?
What do you have?
Hey, man. You hear me, bro?
Yeah, man. You hear me, bro?
Bye.
Oh, yeah, bobo. Okay, bobo.
Come here, come here.
What about?
He's gone. He's gone. Alright.
Now download the server, search time!
Let's move! Get me in here! I got my fucking easel!
You're right. You're right. Where's that classical mix? Classical mix for villains.
Where is that mix? It's a great mix.
one yeah what are the new poses oh whoa wait are these new poses this one looks
in here.
It never lasts.
What the hell is this rogue-like shit?
What?
What was that?
Alright, here we go.
Dude, really?
I've been playing in a while back on the regular OG map.
Alright, where am I hiding?
I'm gonna get shot in two seconds. I already know. I already know what's
gonna happen here. It's more about just finding where to die, not where to paint.
Where do I want to die?
I'll fuck this place!
Oh God 70 seconds dude, I don't know where to go
You know what let's do something relatable here
For now it's a random server
I'm just like a mini trash bag
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Aw, shit.
Oh, where do I go, man? I'm panicking!
Who do I become?
Okay, you know what? I'm just barrel.
Someone's just gonna look at me at an angle and just shoot me in the face.
Shit, sometimes you get a hide in plain sight.
Excuse me?
What?
The hell just happened
Sleeper build
That's crazy
Arthur new positions do that guy bro that guy hasn't slept since release
Okay, this is this guy's fortnight now. He already fucking memorized every XYZ planner angle
Okay, if I kill one guy, I'm impressed. This is some people's among us. I just casually played it
if I kill one guy I'm good let me see if I have the vision the vision there's a
guy here there it is there it is boys there it is easy oh am I hiding spot
was bad the guy fucking went into an empty pot like no one's gonna look in
there? What? 30 hours of gameplay and you're still hiding in the pot? No one's gonna look
inside and see you fucking tuck? What do you mean says you? No, I canceled it out though.
I can't say cuz I uh-uh I did get shopper but then I killed him so I nullified it
There's another guy in here
There's a guy in here hold up hold up if I get a second kill holy moly
hold on hold on where they at boys what he was right there in plain sight that's
how you're supposed to do it dude that's how yeah that guy was pro that's what
was trying to do but like I executed it horribly. Okay, some master hiders. Alright, there's
There's a guy somewhere around here.
There's definitely a dude around here.
Just whistled.
Try the third person mode?
What do you mean?
Where?
How?
I'm trying to fucking dissect everything I'm looking at on the screen I'm not paying attention
to the text. So I'll look at the damn traffic cone to see if it's actually a traffic cone
or not. I see the TPS though now. I do. Alright, they win. They win. I give up. They're too
good. Holy shit they're very good.
He's whistling. Oh, that may have been him.
Sunbeut is right around here being a very good
hider.
Dude, he's like right here. He's about to win it all.
Are you fucking kidding, dude? What?!
Wow, bro. Wow, wow, wow.
Wait, Bio, was that you, you piece of shit, dude?
Oh my, no way, was that actually you?
Yes!
It is I!
I was watching you the whole time!
Damn, dude, okay, okay, okay!
Yeah, we're gonna-
What the fuck is this map?
Alright, here we go. We went from default fucking day one map. Now we're going to Japan. Alright, here we go. Here we go
Okay, here we go. Now we're cooking here
Ah
Dang it boo. Oh shit France
Hold on hold on hold on hold on
What do you mean fucking question bar brothers a heat wave there aren't they talking about AC units?
How am I doing this
I'm inspecting the joints. Hold on
What do I do I become one of these?
I feel like this is too obvious
You can go all the way up here. Dude. This is some bowl
What the hell's gonna find you here?
I'm going to get shot instantly.
Oh this is actually way tougher than it looks.
I have to build up bricks?
Ain't no way.
Alright, speedrun method boys.
Sometimes you got to do it.
Masonry.
Live masonry.
Oh shit. Yeah, they need a Control-Z!
I fucked up. I fucked up. Oh my god.
I don't like that. I don't like when it does those graffiti shit while I'm drawing. Never like that.
What?!
All right
I'll get it. I'll get it. Here's left.
Giving him points
Excuse me
Sir, how's this not
Fuck that guy's the one that killed me
That's a long word protect protect
That's not bio
Okay, I lied to him he believed me too fucked up
That's messed up to messed up. This is also messed up. Whoa, where'd he go?
There he actually escaped.
Wow.
Oh, wait a minute.
Did he go back up?
I swear he just flashed up here.
Now this is just random servers, random 24 man's.
I gotta win one against the full lobby, which is probably impossible to do.
I'm just, uh, cleaning the...
Let me inspect, let me see!
Let me inspect the walls here, anything that looks amiss.
Uhhhh...
There's one guy shitting on us!
Whistle, bitch!
Wow he's here in the truck
Like the jubilee
Wow
Wait what the fuck oh is he bugged why is he right there?
Oh, whoa!
Oh, yeah, this one is actually not bad right there.
Alright.
Wheeee!
Whee!
Hold R then left click for new poses.
Oh, what is this?
Downloading up this Thai host.
Q is decoy?
America is deep in mecha chameleon hide and seek, bouncing servers to Thailand, hiding
in a barrel hunting pots and fumbling third person would watch out plays them what hey
I relax buddy how much water did you just fucking consume for that garbage
John AI is right though.
They work.
Are you kidding me, brother?
You can clone with Q.
I guess no friend.
Steam machine went up another dollar? What?
Buddy, we got a buddy, we're trying to look, we're trying to figure out what this big question
mark is.
it is. It's gonna stick with his body type.
All of course.
Interesting, interesting.
The problem is, this game, I feel like it's really hard, eventually you're gonna get found.
Eventually you're gonna get found because of the whistle.
I feel like it's really, the whistle with 23 people looking for you, there's no way.
depends on the timer the whistle give like 10 points the area so well become a torch on the wall
or I become the grass so when I whistle they're looking at the hay but I'm actually the grass
It's a common spot, fuck.
Fine, I'm a vine.
This is obvious as hell too, there's no way I'm designing this shit, I'm not that talented.
fuck it's like 50 colors in squares there's no way let me see let me see
Picasso had to start somewhere this is the most difficult one there's no way
I'm doing this maybe
Oh my god, I'm gonna get fucking shot in the face in two seconds here dude. This is too tough
This is the takes an hour every square. These are just fat pixels. There's no way
I believe.
Shay, you know so it looks obvious, okay, but to the untrained eye dish it looks like Metal Gear Solid.
Alright.
Oh fuck!
Already survived. Already doing better than that guy.
Oh shit.
Oh god. Oh fuck.
Oh my god! What are you doing?!
Oh shit! Where was I?
The pose!
Shit, where was I? How does that even happen?
Right there, I think. Oh god.
Sure. How do you lock your position?
Rotation lock? Isn't there like a position lock?
Double-loss shaming?
Oh my!
Sure, sure.
Okay, this is actually, I'm owning right now.
Actually it looks like everybody's on it right now um shit
Fuck, I messed up the shade.
Oh no.
Dude.
Bigger.
You know what?
If you close your eyes and don't look, you know, and use your imagination, it's pretty
good.
Just metalbrow the middle!
You're kidding.
Blend, blend, blend!
I knew I should have got...
I should have...
I only did one of the Bob Ross Sessions.
This is what happens. Should have finished the course.
I'm damned bad.
What are you doing? Dude.
I'm clearly surviving.
Whatever I'm doing is working right now.
Until it doesn't.
I need black for like the shade and coloring.
Oh my god.
What's this guy spamming?
Oh wait.
Yeah, it kind of works. It kind of works right now.
Right? It kind of... somehow I'm alive.
Somehow no one knows right now.
Oh shit! Agro!
Haha!
Where, what the fuck?
Dude!
I could make out, give me two more business days to show you can't even see me!
Yo, hold on!
Hold, woah, hold on!
Hold on!
Easy clap.
defeated easy yeah how do you type
I'm actually impressed I'm actually impressed
Dissect the fucking bio. How do you even serve the bio? No, wait, that's not bio. It's Jalice or it's a bio
Dude jumped up the ranks. Holy shit, dude
Come on man, give me the thumbs ups
Who's admiring right now look at that shit look at that. I'm like this is how Picasso fell
Oh wait, no, they didn't know what gave a shit until he died, right?
Fuck.
They were looking at that shit like it was the Mona Lisa.
Flashing blue means already found. Oh, yeah.
What is this nightmare? This is the nightmare pose.
The mod must be downloaded? Oh.
Wow, really?
Yo, no way. Is it because this game is so popular?
You've made too many requests!
Excuse me?
You just keep trying and it works.
Random pubs are fun, cause you know, you kinda just see how there's are.
Oh, you test your skill in the public.
I'm impressed, Chad.
Honestly, I'm impressed.
We could extrapolate the chat.
Everybody was like, what the fuck are you doing, man?
Dumbass, brother, one-headed shit,
where I see you right now.
Dead forest, the dead forest.
Next thing you know, top of the leaderboard.
Can you just reload?
I could just go to a new server.
This shit is not working.
You get a steam and open it from there.
I'm not using a VPN now, yeah it doesn't work anywhere.
I might just go to a new server guys, oh there it is, hold hold my bad my bad, looks
Looks like we're staying in Thailand.
No idea how many people are actually in the server.
This is a good map.
I would love to play with chat, but I feel like with chat, you know, you have way too
many variables of people, um...
You know.
It takes away from the anonymity.
It's like playing hide and seek, but like, you know where the hider is.
Wink, wink.
I don't fucking trust you guys, basically.
So let the whole fucking point of hide and seek goes out the window.
These public servers, nobody knows shit.
There might be a stream sniper here and there, maybe, sometimes.
Make your own server and kick if they actually snipe you, yeah, but then it still doesn't
matter.
It's a psychological factor, dude.
Alright, I don't know if these guys are going to be successful downloading these.
This one's worth it?
Come on boys, I believe in you.
three people are afk or they're downloading. You play the hunter, I mean you inevitably
end up playing the hunter if you get caught. It's more like lasting until... Oh, one guy
did it. Seeing how long you can last until you inevitably become the hunter.
Here we go, last guy bro, you got this.
I would say I'm 1-0 right now.
If we're keeping count, that's 1-0.
Some of these poses are hard mode, like who the fuck is hiding like this anywhere.
Oh my god, I was in an art gallery that looked like this not long ago the hell
This one looks pretty difficult for the hunter.
There's so many paths.
60 seconds.
Someone's just gonna hard inspect the paintings to see you.
Oh no.
I have an idea.
At least tell me there's a pose at that angle.
No dude, dude they know.
This is hard mode bro, this is, is there a tighter, is there a tighter fit?
There it is, it was meant to be, it was meant to be here.
mode. No one will know. I saw those same blasphemous fucking question marks when I became a vine.
Give him for your own damn drawings.
Oh my god! Why do you do this?
Are you kidding me?
No, no, why does that happen dude? Why do I do this?
Are you serious man?
And then you fucking spot right there and look at the fucking time you bitch who the fuck looks up there instantly
Who instantly turns around and goes move
All right you assholes, I'm finding you
Go again this map!
Oh shi-
Alright, if I find one guy, it cancels it out.
There's a guy in here.
It smells...
There's a faint...
smell...
of fresh paint.
Get it right now!
Okay, okay!
That sounded like it was over here.
Where I was initially looking.
But maybe on the other side.
Oh, you can't go super. Oh, you can't go super close.
There's a guy here.
There is an individual here.
No way the yellow. No way the yellow dude.
What?
Dude, I don't know why I thought that yellow thing was just part of the whole thing.
Fuck you, bio.
I thought that yellow thing...
Buddy, okay, now all of us have fucking 50 times playing the map.
I thought that yellow thing was just the console that the guard liked playing on at reception.
All right, the last three.
242 seconds.
I heard that, bud.
That was far away.
Oh, this would be such a good room to hide in.
Oh my god.
What if you really inspect?
Ah, you can't get super close.
I don't have anyone's here actually, maybe not.
Where is he?
You're my, you're my top.
Uh, main post, main post, main post.
Damn!
Uh, you're following me.
Uh, that's it.
Where was this guy at?
What? Don't get her!
Don't get me!
This guy was the one on the other side.
Wow.
Wow, not long chat.
Yeah, I want to do that map again, it feels bad.
What the hell is that you know, man chameleon
All right, where we going
I went first you decide the pose
All right, we're going hard mode hard mode pose
Hard mode pose right here.
No, this is too difficult.
What am I doing, boys?
What am I doing?
There's no way.
There's gotta be a better one here, dude.
Oh, the cheap pillows isn't going to do it, fuck!
What do I do, man?
The vine, I can't do the vine again unless I perfect the vine.
I could try to perfect the vine Wait until 10 seconds to pay for all the hiding
spot is the hardest part Why do you know where the hell to do this
is the hardest part Shit I'm so dead
Oh shit, I'm so dead bro, I don't know where to go. Fuck me.
Oh shit. Okay, it looks like I'm this.
Fuck. Oh my god, I'm so dead. GG. GG, man. God damn it.
You know, maybe they won't see me.
Move the shadow.
What if I just keep moving myself and angling myself so they...
Maybe that's a way to do this.
I already know I'm fucking dead, alright?
I know, it depends what slot.
It's more about when I die.
okay it's about when I die at this point I already know I'm dead boys okay I've
already come to terms with I didn't make the cut oh fuck
why does that happen I think I press space bar by accident while I'm in this
mode
Holy shit. Even a blind man could see me. Oh, I'm so screwed.
You know what? In this shadow it looks better.
Go under the lily pad, you can't.
If I did a half-half, that wouldn't be bad.
Yo, yo, yo.
I did turn the shadow off.
I already did.
Oh, here comes this fuck!
Get the hell away from my shit, man! Get away!
Shoo-hunt, dude. This is a matter of time. It's just a matter of time. Just a matter of time.
Oh, he knows. He sees me. Nope.
Shadow on!
I don't think that's gonna make the biggest difference here.
Eventually, someone's gonna see this, because there's no way.
There's no way!
Wait, isn't it Q to D-Coy now?
So can I D-Coy?
I removed it, I removed it.
It's not a decoy.
Dude, I'm impressed.
Maybe my whistle will make it sound like I'm in the building.
Oh fuck!
Wow!
Fuck off man!
If you fucking shoot me, bro, this is what I'm talking about! I know you casually know who I am!
Fuck! Like I just ran right by me and instantly tapped.
You know what? I did better than I thought I was gonna do.
Can we top five as a victory? Nope, top five is a victory.
I heard the noise. How far away it was, I'm not sure.
Maybe even further than this.
Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
Just how one. What? Come come for. What?
Come find him. What you say?
What are you doing here? Oh, shit, he got him.
got him come on give me a kill here where are you dude we can't we had 90
seconds don't let them win
That sounded like all the way over on near here there somewhere around
Answer check are you kidding me?
dude that whistle sounded way further away holy shit that was a good spot no one looked
behind that you fuck
Oh wait, they found everybody.
Blue equals found, lol.
I think what I went up there, they fragged the last two I was looking for and I didn't
realize. I did play sand. I thought it was alright. I didn't really get the loop addiction
to it though whoa okay I got to do some MLG shit I need another vine play
How am I doing this right now?
Ummm...
Oh, shoot!
Bro, finding out where to hide, everything looks so obvious.
Every spot looks so obvious, dude.
Dude, every single place looks so obvious.
Holy shit.
Let's choose the hardest one.
Dude, no!
No!
What do I do?
I'm dead.
I don't know what to do, man.
Fuck!
What's like on this cape now?
I'm dead.
That this is so difficult to texture
You're closed
We'll get there, we'll get there.
Oh, that's a very dark color right there.
This needs to be even darker.
Oh, looks like that disappears or something.
What the hell?
Oh, it's how do you even use this?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Oh my god, and then it lags and fucking moods you
Shit I'm dead I'm dead
Am I spotting right am I spotting right in front of these hunters
I swear I'm spawning right in front of these guys.
Oh my god.
Two kills, two kills.
And we have Aerial P.O.B.
Show me a hiding spot I can copy.
Nah, cool kid.
Nah.
Ah.
No, no, no. That stuck out.
Go again!
No longer.
Put it in it!
Yeah, put it in it!
Wait, can you go up in the clouds?
There's only one guy left?
Yeah, the servers...
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
That was difficult for everybody.
The whole server that was like a speedrun
Didn't that SPC guy frag me first on the minecraft map as well
Already tried it fortune, and I thought it was super undercooked so I'm gonna wait
I see that some people just go hunter and it's pretty easy to pick off the first few
You can change your name in every lobby.
Oh really?
I would say downloading this game and stream snapping is cringe though.
Goes for any game, but this is like a brand new one, it's like bro you just spent money
and inevitably just fucking screams like that's sad
I know I know it's so sad that I know people do it. I'm just saying
Oh shit, okay, okay.
Oh this, okay, this, oh, alright, alright, alright, alright.
This kinda reminds me of, um,
what are those, like, D-Rats maps?
No way you can go in here.
But wait.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Perspective, though.
Can you turn on an axis so like I just go like this and forward instead of turning the whole fucking body? No?
No?
Oh, you hold right-click.
oh shit oh shit man I never know where to hide man I never fucking know where to hide
dude I never know
Nooo....
fucking dead.
Nooo....
I'm so dead!
God! damnnn.
This is fucking horrible.
Just shoot me, bro.
Just fucking shoot me, man.
Just shoot me, dude.
If you look like this, you can't see it.
I could add some yellow and green, per perspective.
Yeah, if I make it to top 10, banning all the non-believers, every single non-believer
will be banned.
We already have your names.
Oh, oh!
Who said hold right click lies?
Believe, boys, believe.
Oh my god.
What happened to the music?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
We're going back.
Dude, the 3D angle is not it.
I
Was building there bros building you piece of shit
Hey, number three, that was top, was that top ten three, six, no, was that top ten?
Was that top ten?
Someone's up here.
Oh, you can't go that high up.
We heard you, man.
Relax.
Oh!
I
Heard you brother. I heard you man. I know where you are, dude
Not your days
That's your days friend
Oh, I think you just killed him
Blind oh is this
One more guy oh shit, can you guys hear me, bro?
asshole whistle no way he's where I was hiding down here down here distance
He's somewhere in this vicinity.
He's here. He's here.
Firem! Bring me his sword!
Oh, I did!
Yes, Master!
Yes!
What the fuck? He was right there, dude?
Okay, okay, right.
You could have made a shape.
Alright, where are we going boys?
Where are we headed?
Oh my, oh my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my...
Don't go big size again. Yeah, I'm not good enough for the big size.
Last man standing?
I don't follow. What is this?
Is that a map?
Yeah, you get extra points for the bigger size.
How come bio is better than you?
He's just a talented artist dude.
Come on, Noodle, let's go!
Is this fun without friends?
If you like playing prop hunt...
Yes.
Yo, what is going on here, man?
Alright, made it, made it, made it.
Here we go, here we go. I'm gonna do the small pose, but I'm not good. I'm bad.
Daisy map next year? Or next week? Wait, Daisy Badlands comes out next week?
Whoa! Oh my god, this map!
There it is, boys.
This is actually 100% win rate build.
100% win rate build.
And to make it more a hundred percent. I'm not even gonna color myself. I'm not even gonna call myself
Is there a closer pose where we have an elbow shift
I'm gonna color myself
She maybe I should
No shadow, no shadow, keep the shadow, whee whee whee whee!
Yeah you guys have no idea, this is difficult for the hunter, this guy's difficult for the
hunter.
What the hell?
Good luck.
Oh, found one.
There it is.
Get the fuck out of here, man. Don't get the fuck out of here.
How the hell?
I did one kill man, one kill!
Oh no, what are you doing, it is easy, I just got one!
Y'all are the bad fuckin' sides.
Yeah, just shoot everything, and eventually the whistle will lead you right to the spot.
Right to the whistle, he's somewhere around here.
Ah, did he just kill them?
around here guys I still think this game would be interesting if they made it so you have
to be a bit more surgical as the hunter where you lose HP but I guess it's not meant to
That would be that.
Ridiculous.
Limit ammo?
No, you shouldn't take...
If you miss, it should damage you so the hunters can kinda die.
Yeah, but then they're just gonna be walking around doing nothing.
If you miss, it does damage to the hunter.
I guess it is the same thing.
Bring it on, bro!
You're one of these damn mannequins.
Is this splash damage?
Does that actually potentially hit both of them?
Found him.
It is it.
Yeah, is it air weed damage?
It looks like the splash.
If you get hit by the splash, you're dead.
And then there was one.
Hey, finding shit here.
I'm shooting low!
Nothing.
Whee whee!
Over here, over here.
What?!
No way he was there the whole time, it must have been one of these guys.
No way.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Yeah, 25,000? Holy shit.
Download confirmed where we going here?
What's the plan brother?
Gandalf
Maybe some GeoGuessr or maybe some, I don't know, some UFC after this potential.
five wins Sleeka into UFC you're crazy bro you're crazy I did Copasai I did
All right, here we go.
this map. Alright. Can I try being the clock again without getting fucking shot in two seconds?
Alright, I have a hundred seconds. Alright, here we go, Blizz. A hundred seconds to perfection.
there and now send it F
wait wait wait wait wait
Oh, this is going to be a tough one here.
Oh, shit. That's going to be hard to kind of figure out.
you
I
Oh my god
Oh
Really really
You're kidding you're kidding
Shersh I kind of kind of why does that dude I swear auto paints dude it literally auto
paints no I was impressing shit I was just moving my brush okay I think that works why
Why is the two weird?
What happened to the two?
Head to three.
Okay, and then of course.
Wait, we're stuck on 57 seconds.
What's going on here?
No.
Are you kidding me?
The server fucked up?
I'm literally owning and the server fucks up. Finally I make actual Godfair painting and the server dies
Are you kidding me?
No one would have found me
Yeah, the server DC'd I think
No
What the hell happened?
Alright, well, server's dead.
Chat, we're going to a different game here.
Okay, time literally just melted playing that game, by the way.
How the hell is it already 3 o'clock?
Ah, boys, I'm back in queue.
500 rank ink
500 rank ink Vietnam send it
I'm bursting is 670
Okay, okay, let's start off with a win here. Fuck you
Come on world lore world lore
America America YNB
the comeback
i swear that says
all
not lajoma
that's a lot of
but that's a lot of
i don't think so i swear it said some other shit
Oh, get the hell out of here. What a jib-bate piece of shit.
Okay.
What?
Dude, am I seeing things?
It's like they repainted it on a frame.
I don't even know.
Alright, let's see.
You count me. Oh wait it was Oklahoma my buddy. My buddy.
I'm not gonna lie. I totally forgot where Oklahoma is. Give me a second. It's been a second since I've actually looked.
Where the fuck is Oklahoma again on the map?
Am I even in the right area?
I know, this is sad.
It is sad, but like truly, I've never given a fuck.
Always heard about it and never gave a shit.
I feel like I'm in the area.
Oh yeah, kind of.
There it is, by the way.
Oklahoma's right there.
Yeah, never gave a shit.
Always heard about it and never gave a shit.
First time actually looking it up on the map,
because I never gave a fuck.
that's where it is right there oklahoma north of Texas that guy won you
hacking bro I know he's not but now I'm gonna make him waste five seconds by
typing back while I own him this round give him a question mark so he thinks
he's gonna be reported diverge moving his brain over to the chat there it is
there it is sure bro even mind I know he's not cheating it's a psychological
I don't know what the fuck is this language are we in France what the fuck is this country
Are you kidding me?
Who the fuck lived there?
Madagascar?
What is this?
What country is that?
Hold on.
Where the hell?
That was like a new land.
That was a new land I have never seen that ship before.
Whoa, they, oh my god, they, whoa!
They patched the spectator view, it's insane.
Holy shit.
What the hell is this place?
Near Madagascar.
Moradius?
I literally can't tell what this is, dude.
What country is this?
Ion, what is St. Paul, but is it onion?
Reunion?
Good, I've never, I've never seen, that's,
I'm actually impressed he actually got this.
I don't think I've ever seen this country before.
But I also don't know shit.
What the fuck is going on here?
Why did that just open up the most random shit?
What?
we can actually open up a map
that's crazy
the world
insane the world's insane
i thought that guy
i actually had to know how did he know by the way
you probably were assigned
Hold on. How did I even do it? I'm tripping right here. They changed the UI.
Now, can I, how do I view replay? Oh, they completely changed it here.
Okay. What gave it away, you motherfucker?
Nothing. Nothing.
It's like France, but African.
Oh, really?
Fucking Lee Tampon, I get the fuck out of here, what do you mean, Le Tampon?
I live in Le Tampon?
Dude, this seems like the biggest bullshit I've ever seen.
How did he know?
He's looking at the ground, but even if he googled, what did he google?
Dudes literally use in Cortana and be like, analyze my shit!
Please, sir, you cannot cheat! You are a sir! Analyze it now!
French plus tropical equals reunion?
All right, whatever. Who's this guy?
628, Hasan Bien, Esaman Bien.
All right, where we at? Where we at? Come on. Come on. I can beat this guy. 200 ranks above doesn't matter.
All right, South America.
Speak to me. This feels like Mexico. We got a KFC. We got Spanish.
We got a KFC.
We got a I'm feeling Mexico right now a Carl's junior bro this is fucking Mexico bro come
on yeah yes it has to be it has to be
Say bye-bye!
Okay, okay, hold the fuck on.
No, no, no, no, no!
Ecuador?
That's gotta be Quito, bro.
That's gotta be Quito.
It's not Guayaquil, bro.
They have a Carl's Juniors in Guayaquil, Ecuador.
This ain't gonna be a Turkish win like yesterday, pal.
Fuck, he might actually win.
Hold on.
Hold on, let's see what he says.
Ah, Nespèce de Poutoir.
This is French.
I think we're in France.
I'll travel by me?
Any time, any?
Dude, France is just like, okay, great, you're in France.
No fucking idea where in France I am, though.
Whatever, dude.
This fucking guy, holy shit.
He knows.
Whatever.
Interesting.
I'm feeling like Romania, Bulgaria, Slovenia, Slovakia, Slovakia, Slovakia, Slovakia,
Slovakia, Slovakia, Slovakia.
I'm feeling like Romania, Bulgaria, Slovenia, Slovakia, Romania,
Poland,
What the fuck?
What the fuck is this?
Where have you spawned me?
Where have you brought me?
God damn it man, who the fuck is this guy?
Dude...
Are you serious right now?
Oh, pal!
Keep getting stuck.
There's the shittiest map right now.
What's up with the shittiest maps in all the games?
I'm about to go back.
He's wearing lightning McQueen!
Oh my god, I have no idea
Whoa, it was Romania! Oh my god, holy shit
Lightning McQueen
Really? Australia? Just like that? I feel like this is a jabate.
But... at the same time...
Yeah...
Shark Bay.
Sinkyo Teef! It is a .au, but where's Shark Bay?
I'm gonna assume Shark Bay is near Perth.
This is either gonna be a one tap or a one tap reversal.
One tap reversal.
He would be dead if I had a multiplier.
Ah, shit.
Come on.
This feels like it could be America,
but then like not really.
it totally could be I think it is speak to me bro give me a road sign speak to
me words
Iowa boys Iowa feels good GG man GG man
There it is boys
I distracted yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right 700 right defeated
Interesting interesting I've been here before
Oh, I'm here!
This kind of feels like it could be Thailand or Vietnam, no?
CR.
What's your mental display coming wait CR?
Excuse me
Dot CR
Most Erica of course of course
GG brother wait, isn't this the same guy back for your elo
Which you will not be getting back
Yes, further south, further south!
Oh, buddy, buddy, dude, he dropped like 40 points, I gained like 35, oh my god, this feels
like France.
But it's nothing, it's Italy!
Italy!
Okay, so where in Italy, just like France, are we right now?
Where? I don't know.
There it is, boys. There it is.
Another one.
Holy...
Okay, okay.
Y'all.
Chill, chill, chill.
Chill.
Hoover City?
Why do you gotta have 2 O's man?
Who's the guys man?
We don't like 1 O, okay?
2 O's!
Alright, I think...
I want to say, what's the catch here?
What's the catch?
I'm not sure.
I'm going right here.
Wow, was for Lanka?
Definitely didn't grow.
Oh, here again.
Q again, I wanna, I haven't been 600 in a long time.
Q again, bro, I need more.
Q again, bro, Q again.
Let me farm you.
Okay, now they bring out the raid boss.
Dude, this guy is so fucking stupid, man.
Like now this guy is playing with a guy who...
Come on, man.
830 against the 500?
You guys do so many UI updates.
How about a matchmaking update?
How much was it against this guy?
This guy's like a history professor.
Our geography professor.
Okay, wait a minute.
Where is this?
This feels like a weird Canada.
Not America could randomly be Australia vibe.
I swear, I just saw a sign.
No.
Shit.
Let me just randomly leave
every sign of civilization.
Fuck! I don't know where I am!
I have no idea. Is this Canada?
Whoa!
It was Calgary.
Okay, okay. Here we go. He bleeds.
He bleeds.
8.31, it's just a number, c'mon, Miklo Wiksza, Miklo Wiksza, that's Polish, I mean uh, yes,
right here, right here, he didn't see it, he didn't see it, oh my god, look at the fucking
roof, look at the roof bro, no way, they even, their buildings are the same color as their
fucking flag that's a cheat code wait a minute wait it didn't work the answer was right in
front of him okay okay okay interesting interesting right off the bat turkey right off the bat
turkey right now I'm about to vibe check turkey I'm about to fucking do it I'm
sending it I'm sending it I'm vibe-checking turkey holy shit he doesn't know he
doesn't know
he knows he knows fuck he knows shit please be west no way be west nice okay
Okay.
Ah, Mr. 800 bleeds.
Panorama, panorama.
Interesting. This feels like another potentially could be America, but I don't think it is America.
It feels a little Australian-ish, Canadian-ish.
It is can I it is Canada, okay now we're in Canada
Where in Canada
There's a fucking massive city here
Which city we talking about to travel all the way down there. I'm going down there. We're going to the city. I
Lost my way
Shit
What city what what is this Vancouver Montreal?
Where are we maybe the bus community shuttle where bro? Where's the shuttle to?
Central what the fuck?
See okay central station buddy
It could just be Calgary
What city is this?
Welcome to where the fuck?
RBC Wealth Management?
Where are you?
I think this is Calgary.
I'm thinking Calgary right now, I have no idea, no idea, but I think this is Calgary, or like Vancouver.
I think this is West.
Oh, I'm a 50-50 here, I'm a 50-50, I don't know, shit.
It could be Winnipeg too, I have no idea.
Oh, was Vancouver?
Fuck!
Oh, shit man.
Alright.
We're going. Send it. Send it. Send it. It's gotta be. He knows. Why do you zoom in and
I'm gonna let you know this shit now, you don't know.
Okay.
Talk to me, website, talk to me.
Nope.
This randomly feels like it could be England, but no.
Pierre and Fobel.
Medieval church, a glaze, what the fuck?
Wait a minute.
I think it is.
Tony Bette?
Are you kidding me?
You guys have Tony Bette?
Holy shit, don't tell me your dad's addicted to Tony Bette.
No way.
Fucking Tony bet
This I swear is like fucking teach Chen oil Chuman not dude. I swear. This is Ireland
Like this is some Scotland Ireland shit going on YOLO. I don't know north Ireland
Scotland some shit Gaelic. I don't know
Maybe I went too far north.
Oh my god! Wait! Oh my god, he never marked.
And that's how you do it in 831. Holy.
There it is, boys.
That must have given me, where am I at now?
525?
dude
dude he fell down from 650
man bro what happened
to your rank
holy shit
alright
you were waiting for a shit
more elo for me
yay
Fuck you man.
That's not funny beach.
Okay, we're most likely screwed.
The Climah?
This is gonna hurt, boys.
I don't know where we are, so we're in Columbia.
Oh, shit.
Okay, okay, okay.
Ah, fuck.
Interesting. Interesting.
Interesting.
Oh, if only I knew.
It looks familiar, though.
I like to know this but don't know this and I think this seems to be more in the
Slovakia, Slovenia, Ljubljana, Czechia maybe? Czechia?
Okay, sure, sure, Romania.
Bam, dude.
Okay.
Interesting.
Could be America.
High, high chance of central.
What flag is that? Oh, it's nothing.
Come on, bro, I need a crit hit here. Crit hit? Where are we? Where are we? Family dollar?
Lewis Town? Oh, I don't know if I want to go up here. This seems like a bad idea. I'm
I'm gonna go down this way.
Lewis Town.
Right here, right here.
Speak to me.
Several locations to serve you.
Okay, here we go, here we go.
Weird fucking map.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
That looks like one of the, okay, okay.
What looks like that?
Okay, who has the tail?
no no no no no no no no no no no who has the puzzle piece tell me this shit
is uh who's got the puzzle piece hold up hold on who's got the little tail I
I swear it's Montana. It's Montana. It's Montana. I swear to God it's Montana, dude.
Oh my God. He's dead. Oh, you're so fucking lucky. You're so lucky, dude.
Dude, if I had the multiplier, you would have been done.
It would have been over.
It would have said post game.
Okay, we got another city, but maybe the signs leading into the city will be better than
looking for the city in the city.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Einstein bliss gift shows three no are you kidding me oh my god you're fucking
joking here we go here we go here we fucking go
my favorite my favorite there's no way how do you know that fast
I don't know, right there.
My initial spot was better, oh it wasn't enough.
Are you kidding?
The outskirts of Moscow?
Sangol, come on.
Alright, Southeast Asia, but we all know how that is.
Really? That's what I'm talking about. Even though Indonesia is fucking massive,
right there. C-Play. C-Play. GG, bro. You try. Thank you for the, for all the
he looked get the fuck out of here bro get away from my shit there it is actually far
I don't know what to tell you man
buddy fuck off now
This is now a meet and greet.
He's gonna win this one now. There's no way he's not gonna win this one.
Oh, if only I knew.
Am I tripping?
That was Columbia, by the way.
Okay.
That should not have been 3,800 points.
Yellow plates only Columbia. Oh, yeah.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
Come back on the highway.
Making me go the long way to get on here?
Where are we, sir?
Bedford Heights.
Excuse me?
Eerie? Like Lake Eerie or some shit?
I kind of forgot where Lake Eerie is.
Been a second, bro. It's been a second.
Brother, where the fuck are we, brother?
Bedford Heights?
Where the fuck is this shit?
Why did you, it took me off the highway, dude.
Very unfortunate.
Whoa, the Chick-fil-A supply place?
Whoa.
A holy grail dude, Chick-fil-A is fucking absolutely 10 out of 10.
I know I'm dying every time I eat one, but like, it's just Chick-fil-A is amazing.
Honestly, the chicken sandwich hits more than the burger.
I mean a good burger, there's nothing beats a good burger, but still.
Ohio.
Bedford Heights, oh hi-o.
No idea where I'm gonna find that shit.
No idea.
In Cleveland.
I'm a little multiplier action here.
I
Sread the flag was on that truck
Canadian flag
Really
Uh, dot C R, excuse me?
No, that must have been an A. I didn't know the sign was fucked up.
valid brook blackheath
Okay, so this is more like western Canada
I'm pretty sure how the man that county like I'm not finding that
Ain't no way
Come on, let this be the round ender.
Come on, one more sign.
Empire Corners right here right here dude ha York what the fuck there's a York
of course there's a York it's not York main
ain't no way I'm finding fucking New York here there's no way dude York is
probably tiny as shit
I
Swear we are somewhere around here though like we are definitely somewhere around here
I might just like go like this close enough Calgary and it basically is the middle ground
You're done here, bro. You're done here
You know
He's in America. He's on the fucking knees. He's over towards the east coast almost what?
You're kidding you're kidding what?
The fuck out of here bro fuck this guy bro fuck this guy
I
Here we go
680 here we go
There it is boys, there it is Arnold Clark UK hire him
hire him here to take your elo friend Africa Africa go back to go go go go back go back
go back oh shit I thought he was actually gonna mark it there damn a dude that would
been such a good starter. I thought maybe. Of course not. You're not a 680 in going to
Africa. Interesting. Foliage check. Foliage check. Fauna check. Not sure. Actually not
sure. It would be South America.
Oh yeah, are we in Japan? The fuck? Japan?
Yep, it is.
Where? No idea.
Joplin!
North, south, no idea.
All right, all right.
Japan?
Japan is entering the area,
I'm blocking the personal production,
EPP?
interesting interesting talk to me bro I'm buying it I'm buying it tell me right now
Instagram. Bolognesi Takna.
Bolognesi Dude.
Why am I linking at this? There's nothing. There's nothing.
One of these signs dude, come on now
Location
Adjurcito MZ
Olivar Bono
Monte Carlo is a Monte Carlo Monte Carlo is a place, but it could just be the name. I don't remember Monte Carlos
I don't know man, chill I am going down, I'm going down Charlie.
I'll take it. Easy clap. Easy clap. There it is. He doesn't know. He doesn't know. Easy.
Backward sign, eight seconds, seven, five seconds.
No pressure.
Japan.
Fuck.
Oh my God, dude.
What are you doing?
Oh, Mac.
Washington!
Where the fuck is that?
You must have saw it too.
Yuckie ma!
I don't know where the hell Omak is.
Did you see it dude? Oh, I see why you're 680.
What the hell?
Oh, wow, there's a sign to cross the border and go there.
Do you trust this?
It says Mexico.
Why would he be talking about Mexico and Colombia right now?
flag colors.
San Pedro.
Lanta, Alta, San, Preto, Planixco. Excuse me. Excuse me. San Pedro. There's no way.
There's no way.
Come on bro, are you actually in Mexico?
It is Mexico.
It is.
It is for sure.
I'm scared though.
I'm going right there, out of Mexico City.
You don't know, bro.
You don't know.
What the hell?
There actually is a fucking Tlaxcala?
Are you kidding?
When you zoom in, you didn't see it.
I saw it.
You didn't even see it.
What the fuck?
Next up, there's a Tlox Pala.
What the heck?
I never even noticed that.
How do you even say that?
Oh my god.
Right next to Mexico City?
Roa.
I said that's how it is, and prego, so that's how it is, the voice, and just say that's how it is, and prego.
Vendos.
Alright, we're Portuguese.
We're currently Portuguese.
No, no, how do you fucking know a guy?
GG, ow, GG, I'm dead. If it's Brazil, it's over.
Oh! Come on, dude.
Oh shit.
Some European city.
Some French, some French city.
Wait, shit, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Pure heat.
Bet you're drinking, this kind of looks, wait, hold up dude, is this, like a mobile.
I don't know why this runs with like Belgium I think I don't know why it's like
Austria, Germany, but then like randomly Belgium.
Bettenpump work.
Beguin.be.
Holy shit.
Does he know?
He doesn't know.
Easy, Elo.
Easy, Sweden.
I meant Belgium.
Are you kidding me? He's right there.
How does this guy have no idea and then tap it at the end? Perfect.
What is this shit?
He doesn't know at the end. Boom. He knows it.
Right, right.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
That looks beautiful. Where is it? Carlos Hajman.
where are we? what is this place? where are we? where the f**k is this?
Wait, Lima.
Lima.
GG, bro.
Mexico.
Easy.
Easy, Elo.
600 ink.
Are you fucking kidding me?
What are you even talking about?
Why was Lima in month of video?
Are you serious right now?
Oh my god, dude.
735 by the way 735 by the way
Okay.
Bro's mouse pad is the world map.
Oh, Riffy!
How does this guy instantly know where in America we are?
I don't even f- what the f- what the f- what the f- what the f- what the f- what is this?
I have no idea!
Right!
Get the fuck out of here, dude.
Get the fuck out of here.
I should have went more east.
Tunisia, Qatar, Oman.
I'm feeling Tunisia right now.
Oh
We're just moving oh, we're just going huh, okay
I'm gonna go oh my god it was Tunisia fuck I should have just went to Tunisia
Dude.
Alright whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever it's okay.
Okay, so there's no way anybody find in this
There ain't no way anybody found this shape.
that's crazy buddy twice twice twice you just regional played me
it was bad
You're kidding.
Chickalaya, you won.
You won.
I don't know.
You won.
I'm going to, I'm going to chill out right now.
I'm going again.
Really? Maybe it's Argentina?
Columbia, by the way.
Holy shit.
Get me the fuck outta here.
I'm done.
That was tough man, South America is difficult, okay?
There it is.
you
You
I
Case pressure rhythm is put it all together tonight champ. We start the war
Rather
Just gotta go off to the wall by the kill shot
You know at time with someone
and the one who doesn't belong in there with me right now, he is a better fighter, he needs to finish in this fight
How many times can he just explode before he starts to critique himself?
Every time he goes, it's a massive explosion
Oh, another body shot gets through, I think he's trying to feel those in the midsection
Again, you know, if you're an opponent also, you know that you're making that investment into the body
So, you may not be able to see the work that you're doing yet,
but at some point it's gonna start to fade away.
They've got us right there!
He has not had any answer for these body shots, and now you see the visible damage.
His coaches are wondering what is the defense system.
We work on this.
We knew this would be an attack that they would come with.
Why are you not doing the training?
You've got to change something.
It's not that tough.
That noble.
He's got a role to turn.
He cannot continue to take these body shots.
Twenty seconds now remain in the round.
Left eye.
Not starting to shut a little bit.
That bear's watching.
All right, all right, all right, all right, I burned so much stamina up.
business you think he's going to set up again. I am certain he's going to try and set that up again.
I'm expecting to come up with a left hook because all the left hook don't anticipate the next ones coming right up the middle.
He's real good at trying to find that shot.
Oh, man, he's so fucking good!
Oh, big left hand!
He's hurt the best, and that right hook is nasty.
Oh!
And the hook!
Come on!
And the iron for the hook!
Oh, man!
And the hook!
Come on!
Die, bro!
Landed that one.
Well, it's been a loud fight thus far, perhaps a contender for some bonus money at fight
10.
These guys are going to have to deep eat their bolther.
They're bolther.
You expected it.
You expected a close fight.
You did not expect a war like this though, where both guys from the moment they set
fire, went forward, got into each other's face, and just beat each other.
Oh
He decides to punch out as opposed to going for any taker.
Alright he's got the striking going, another connection there and that shot actually cut him so that he could see.
There's our man!
Get away from him!
He's got the button!
We can find the finished man.
Final seconds here.
Well done, man.
I won that shit.
I won that.
Where is cut man?
I would have stopped my fight by now that guy's bleeding in both eyes
The phenomenon is just mean that's going upon my foot. The phenomenon is just mean man
I
Can put me down pick up recognition
Man, this is crazy that this fight is still
He's hurt for sure, can't make an adjustment out of that.
It's the time for you to shoot for a take down.
Open that opponent gets excited for this.
No!
Big shot that rocks him.
I wonder if he's gonna be able to repeat it.
are you kidding me right now
Well, there will be no shot in that smile off tonight, the celebration is on its way to get to the crash, I got that right. I got to get through.
So that stuck on the screen until my computer unfreezes.
The whole OBS was like not responding, but I'm live.
I'm on live chat
Let's get some recovery
This is pre-recorded. Yes. Yes, you're right
Yes
First round done
Holy shit.
He got up just to pass out again.
God.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Did I not even show him stand back up?
Oh, there he goes.
Wait.
Oh, come on!
Dude, that guy's probably like, what the fuck?
Oh my god, dude.
Dude, the game punishes you so hard if you get hit and have no stamina.
It hits you so hard.
the game punishes you so hard if you get hit and have no stamina it hits you so hard
We are inside Honda Center where women were ushered into the UFC in this very building
back in 2013.
It is very building.
You can see on this show how big a star Ronda Rousey was, but this place was as loud as
it's ever been.
It's about the punch, but it's also about the setup.
Efforty, you can set up, then allow it to land that strike.
Now the uppercut's so close.
He better start moving, he cannot.
Two shots being landed on both sides.
How is he still alive?
you
You
You thought you might have had that hit, but you're just out of range.
Alright, there's a point.
I'm going to find that critical defense mode in here.
The way you need to do this is to block with the hold of it to a shot, with the man in the back.
He's just burning it.
Don't fire it back, keep it going.
He's hurt bad.
That's a big way to hand-cut it.
Oh
Why tense moment early and a potential fight
Fighters up to song full display here that head kick landed flush
shots like that are you dealing with it your connection right early about one
action here the game
empty his gas tank trying to fix the pipe but it's not working
He looks like he's here for the cut above the idea.
Just hope your medics to go.
Ow!
Oh nice, you got him!
Oh my god!
He does a good job of pulling his head.
Oh, he's supposed to give me one.
If you do try to throw, he's a master of counter.
And of course, there was a beautiful left hand
that got in there.
He's back to his back, and kicks here, but just at a range.
Yeah, it looks like you blocked that shot again there champ. How frustrating is that for the offensive fighter?
It's so frustrating to see him right in front of you. No, and if you throw right at the right time you get hit,
he just slowly slips or rolls.
Oh, shit.
It's frustrating, and when you get frustrated, you leave opening.
I don't understand after you take the head and keep like this.
God, God, God, he's done! He's done! He's done!
We might get a stop at your show.
We're not gonna let you come wet that head for me to stop this.
This is what you should do.
He's got all the sports moments in the game, this guy's right in the middle of the game, what the heck!
And you can hit a take-off a mile away, look at these.
Well this is absolutely the hurt business, it's hard to see which party is more injured, but I think both fighters have been really effective with their strikes in this one.
Yeah, both guys have been affected both guys have been you know, it's a very competitive fight
Let's see who has the heart to carry it through
So we have crossed the midpoint in this one.
No surprise there.
It's a ball that's stamped back up.
Well, at this point, DCNU, it's a ball that's going for the finish.
I mean what in FIGHT!
Oh there it is!
Oh my god dude!
the man!
I can make sure shit man, make sure internet!
Make sure internet!
And there is the man at the moment.
That was a good match though. That was good. That was like a lot of different turnarounds.
The music sounds like there's two soundtrack playing.
more recovery
the U.S.
for a long time.
Chicago has come out in the U.S.
Chicago time.
It is a beautiful city.
The fans are always round.
He's going to get out here tonight
because championships will be won.
It's a beautiful city.
Oh, he's mad.
Oh, he's so mad.
He's so mad.
Oh
He doesn't even know it. I don't think he's got a single connect.
Oh my God! Wow! That doesn't do anything.
There it is.
Good. Done.
Finished.
He must have dropped his block right at the second.
I can't my OBS is literally under is not responding. It's literally frozen. So I can't even switch my scenes right now
Which is actually I realized fuck. Oh, no
Yeah, but I don't want to restart the stream and fuck up the box
Because I just realized I don't think I can take off the PlayStation scene
Ready fight ready
Here we are at Plaza Center in Anaheim, California
Every time I walk into this venue, I can't help but think back to you. I've seen my life
Wait am I live?
That is am I live?
The night women
were finally welcomed inside the venue.
What the hell? I hope he doesn't listen to hear it now.
You're obviously the venue that has locked us in.
A lot of history was born for the biggest night in many of the martial arts history.
Wanda Rousey, the official title against Liz Papuch.
That was a fantastic night and it showed me that night that women's headline shows a main event
and bring the fans as well as anyone else when it makes more sense.
That's where all the groundwork action that he's been a little bit inefficient when it comes to his striking game.
He's going for the brim.
Yeah, he's swinging, but he's not having much success.
Not a slow down, you know, to make sure that he can fight the whole fight.
This is absolutely the perfect job.
Great place to put that on the ground.
Two minutes to go, Rob.
Run!
Oh, nice kick.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness!
Oh come on, the hood is gone here!
There it is!
This one! Wow, wow!
Everyway champion of the world!
Oh my goodness!
There it is, boys.
That's exactly what they did. Congratulations, Sam.
DC, you know how much I love you.
You know, if you meet the guy and you got passed out,
woke up and passed out again.
That's the thing about the physics of the knockout in this game.
You think you see it all.
I mean, it throws that at you.
You think you see it all.
I'm in.
Yeah.
Move!
I don't know if I also for OBS and then quickly go live again if it will show the interrupted
connection or completely knock me up line
if I off the board OBS I think it will knock me up line
and we've been on the press ever since.
John, you kick the door in.
Yes.
If you're going to open, if you're going to say,
you're welcome at MSG, the UFC is coming.
And every time we have gone there,
we have brought you a nominal fight card
and some of the biggest moments in the UFC history.
Yes, I just got to talk to you.
Nick, we'll never forget that.
We're not a kingdom.
Oh, there he goes, attacking that big leg to the outside.
That's what you get for a nasty, lead kick that's got to slow down your opponent.
Keep doing it to cover like a bull.
This is the first step.
It gets him to slow down and finally you're picking up.
So moments ago you can't see.
That uppercut got through and the opponent's gonna pay for it.
You didn't expect that punch. You didn't expect enough to cut the ball.
you
Up or cut is there?
And that's the danger in the engagement there.
Oh, it's just opening up on a down.
How many times can he just explode before he doesn't see himself?
Every time he goes it's a massive explosion.
That'll be fun.
Was it a full disconnect?
I don't know, is it like how many wins, how many losses?
If you don't interest
We're going with eight wins two losses sounds about right
He tries to take out the legs, beautiful legs he plans.
My word, he's got all massive legs, no one's got one.
I mean, that was beautiful. Great job to have him get up.
Getting the punch to his target, keep running.
You're both very early in the fight.
He keeps trying to punch with him when he should be throwing it.
You know, that's a big thing whenever you're blocking high kicks.
You cannot just take the front of that kick on one arm.
You have to get that cross on to try and dive that kick
so you don't take all of it.
There's that body shot again.
Defense is gotta make some adjustments here.
And if the defense don't get better, at some point you're going to see
him start to really show the effect of this body shot.
I love it.
I think that is better instead of body early
to get the dividends later in the fight.
Oh, I certainly thought that body shot might have done more damage than it did.
You know what you think, and you expect it to.
This guy does a great job of staying small,
keeping his elbows tough, and making sure that he doesn't take anything.
Any copycat, we'll see what he can do with it.
Oh, where's the Kimbe baton?
Another beautiful block by him.
That
We are going to get somebody to feed us.
Let's show these two athletes some light.
I guess they probably have some more to show them now that they're driven to.
I mean, both of them, back and forth action, both fighters try to force them.
Neither one of them get to do it, though,
that as soon as one gets to the left some of them, the other comes charging back.
And it's blazing the opposite direction.
I'm looking for a place to be when you're looking for a rest or a stool.
His stamina has been a huge issue.
You're a bad man.
Why put pause in the action here?
Are you serious?
Oh, it's for him!
Yeah, yeah, call the game, call the game.
Are you kidding me?
Call the game.
He's fine.
Bring him to the hospital.
He's done, he's done.
that they can still get to go and you know what if it's good enough for the doctor.
It's good enough for me.
I want to win.
Close.
What is it?
Knock and play!
It's pretty fast, Chad.
Well, if this father gets back to the store, he's going to get an earful from his coaches.
Confidence seems to be a bad thing.
Yeah, it's time to see him looking to survive as opposed to winning the fight.
When you're in there, you are there to win a fight, not just standing at the final bill.
So the swelling at this point appears to be critical.
UFC President Dana White, too, on left looks concerned.
What's the referee?
I mean, the time is now.
We'll pull the club on that side.
I don't think anyone would want to have a profit.
They say it's nice, it's nice, but I'm sure he's tough.
We don't want to see our guys tough as we are this way.
Look at this guy trying to stay out of the fight.
They're gonna get us right there.
That's his.
He knows where we're going.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my goodness!
What a huge win tonight!
I like all the blocks, man, and eat the kick.
Oh!
He's down on the open spot.
Shit.
a lot of fun speed right off the bat
That's a long step.
Whatever you say, man.
I didn't mean it.
I'm burning it up.
You ready to fight?
Ready.
Throw the round one here by
which advantage did you see this year
before that match, did you?
Yes, he has to maintain distance.
He's a taller guy. He's in every time he's a opponent tries to enter, he's gonna have to take something on the way inside.
Head kick attempt, it's blocking.
The game plan, of course, was to come out aggressively, but the player kicks now, huh?
The player kicks now!
Come on. Come on.
maybe letting his opponent seize the target but he can't get it.
Where's the punch?
He'll continue to throw and he'll continue to wear on the mold gas.
He's got a short defense because if he keeps getting hit there, it's only going to continue to get worse.
This is mandatory. It is mandatory that he covers his face. It is mandatory that his body damage is not as important as protecting the eye.
Because the more the eye gets cut up, the more of a chance the Commissioner will come in and say enough is enough to stop the fight.
Under a bad guy going around.
Nice connection by a man that looks as though that shot actually has cut him open.
Cut him open. Yeah, cut him open.
Right there. Beautiful shot, Lance.
You're kidding. You're kidding.
This shit accomplishes without getting a spurt.
These guys got your shot. Blast it!
No.
All right, there's the horn signifying the end of the round,
and he heads back to the stool, and hopefully he can stay at this point.
Hold that hand.
That is a severe cut that he's dealing with right now.
Oh, my God.
What the hell is this?
All right, let us get you some replays from the damage in that previous round.
Perhaps we can even isolate the shot.
Oh, my God.
I mean, just some big shots, ladies.
wrong and he wasn't responsible defensively the mountain way too many
situations you can't do that when you're fighting
oh this guy this guy this guy is like an expansion
Oh man, just as we were talking about him in the song, he got absolutely crap.
I mean, beautiful shot landed there.
Honestly, Johnny killed all of his momentum.
A lot of young fighters will go crazy trying to finish there.
You get it, that hurt.
But instead of trying to go crazy and maybe it gets stuck in his time.
It gets fucking burned.
Well, you know this is the hurt business and both guys are compromised at this stage of the fight.
Got no cash.
If this fight continues, not too much, it's done, it's done, it's done.
It looks as though this fight will continue at this point.
That's right. Good call by the officials.
No, this was the highlight.
Come on, how do you still have this bug?
There's a character literally bugged the whole fucking game.
Oh, we're back! We're back!
Oh, it's about to!
Oh, and he caught the cake!
Oh!
He's hurt! He's probably hurt!
Oh, MMA is a constant exercise in risk mitigation, right?
Oh, he's hurt bad. He's hurt bad, John.
He's gotta press him.
He's gotta go chase that finish down now.
Oh, I went for the body!
What a fight!
Oh, shit!
I went for the body block.
All right, let's get it inside of me.
If I duck that, it would be a hit.
Yeah, that's a good build right there. They're pretty prestigeed.
Oh, power!
Oh!
More!
All right, 10-second KO, boys, 10-second KO, start it now.
We're going, we're going.
The MMA leader from Las Vegas, Nevada,
he's a team holder, Alina.
Got a lot of similar moments in this goal,
and I can think of one.
It was a big one for me.
FCT, the time, also FCT 100.
I got this down across the cage with Anderson Silva
in that arena.
This is a big plate for a big fight.
Stash of the wall.
Staying on the left.
Got the team over the couch.
What if you trip it from his left?
The shot's going to land on both sides here.
What a fight.
What a nice guy.
Trust me.
Look at that.
Hold it.
It's left-on for the slow at this point.
Oh, it's on the right.
You're kidding. You're kidding.
They're gonna go to the front.
Stop doing that to my plan.
Stop.
I'm just three minutes now to go and what is from the very fast-paced opening round here.
Man, this is crazy. Sometimes they're stuck in a way that this is absurd.
I mean, somebody would be able to jump from all of them.
That was a joke, man.
That was a joke.
They can't not stand in front of each other and just hold.
I told you would keep an eye on a DC.
That gun is strong enough to open up wider.
Come on!
And he continues to tell the better it was.
But we just started running away.
It wasn't that bad.
It's not as bad as it used to be.
It's not simple.
They don't come in and continue to pull.
They're not in their room to try to get to speak.
Oh, he's got him hooked badly now!
He's feeling real good tonight.
I love his face!
Cupman, he has a resting time!
All right, here we go, here we go.
Here we go.
All right, check it out, everyone.
This crowd is going sick after what they saw in that previous round.
Truly an all-out ball.
It's a whole slot!
All of the massive head kick now in the slots here on the deco!
What a beautiful head kick!
Is that what I'm supposed to do?
Now she's got a support in her!
Man, it's a whole slot!
Just for the whole slot!
What the hell, man?
What a beautiful head kick!
It's a beautiful kick!
Oh, that's gotta work out!
He's right here, he's shot!
Wow, one hit would have taken him out.
Right now, we've got a long, long-awaited competition at KT Pressure, and we're gonna make it to the training camp.
We're kidding right now, right?
We always have to clear that tank.
Over the sky, over the sky.
Alright!
With a patch of hard rock down.
What the hell are you doing here?
Yeah, that's...
Right!
Actually, there he is. All smiles.
Alright.
Why you fuck this game?
I.. I.. I..
I.. I..
I.. I.. I..
Yeah, pretty much.
I
Was this
There's a hand
I
24k come on 24k
30k maybe maybe maybe I see it's possible it's possible
Where the heck are the people's at?
Where the heck says the people's?
What is the people?
Holy shit man. Oh my god, what is this match?
I'll play anything. Wow, this is like a test.
This side fucking mirage is the first warm-up infirmary is actually torture actual torture
I'll publish them in a little past 6.30 today so I'm on no time constraint.
Alright this is going to be a very interesting match.
Holy shit.
I'm scared.
The same.
Any ideas?
Shoot ahead and believe.
the
push push push see to the other guy
alright you got bomb
what did?
guys got bomb
nice
i just fucking gave them straight to the other guy
easy
can you see somebody smoking to the window?
i think they will be
they're on full eco bro they're gonna rush something probably maybe I think
they're gonna rush mid here early like okay go fuzz B just flash and jump
Fuzz B
now bro they're about to fall native B
must be a full B name
I think I think up
Like it clear clear clear no no no
No.
That was one.
Kind of like the way you CT's come.
It's gonna be playing full action, right?
Just clear everything when you leave.
CT's behind the spawn.
There's a CT problem.
Yeah, go CT, let him go.
I take apps.
Come on, Mark!
Damn, dude!
One more CT.
CT, CT.
This guy's exploding.
He's going to their site.
That's ridiculous man a spawn a spawn. Okay. This is decent. I'm trying to get an eight pick here
So we're talking to yellow you got it orange you got it
When the ball winnable game
I
Imagine
He broke it
Shimmy it shimmy it
An actor
We make nice a hobby
I have two connector
Gobi, Gobi, Gobi
I think they are stacking, yeah
Yeah, yeah, I think he died
We make no save, Gobi, Gobi
Take the bomb, Gobi
You can push
Dude, I was 80, Gobi
They are all there, there is no way they are all there
Yeah, just wait, just wait, wait, wait
Quick, come
Yeah
I have at least three or four
I have I have ups just want for me one guy coming from cat
Market one good
I watch out oh my god, he's already up one more one more one more pumping close up close up
I
Hide hide just like this
just like
i throw the flashback
yeah, cat, cat
just like, just like, in that time
what is happening bro
oh my god
okay, okay
No. No.
These guys are trying to do like weird stacks to kind of get us, but we're not doing what they want.
Just gotta play your regular spots.
No vision smoke ramp.
He's close
Kidding me dude headshots me right
I fake a gobie I fake a gobie
I don't think there's a great team, I'm pretty sure there are crazy players.
I think their team sucks, I don't think they're getting clapped.
Wow
Take brother peak, you know you want to bro, you know, you know you want that zero to become a one
you should take me
come purple
no, no, no, I'll be holding this road, wait
unless you're feeling it
smoke cat
pick it up
try to NB, they got up on B
do we have you two in the other ship?
fuck
we're gonna get fragged here
We'll shake what I want is an opportunity to fight you here. One should be
I go as well
My god, dude
I was waiting for that guy to peek and he never peeked at five years
five years
yellow, green, purple, you have it
hundred per smith
is that a freestyle one?
Close segment.
One down.
Dude, get the fuck outta here, man.
Oh, yeah.
I'm pushing, I'm pushing, I'm pushing.
I don't even know where I just died from, wow.
Me, guys.
You're a terrorist, man.
Oh, yeah, I'm pushing.
Where did that guy even kill me from?
I'm lost three ops, no impacts.
It's fucking rough to be here, fucking.
Fast?
Yeah.
Let's go.
Okay.
I'm on the car just to push and jump.
Don't stop please.
Let's run.
I'm scared.
Don't stop please
That's right
I'm scared
Why are you stop?
Because of that
Just push
Just push it!
Just in case they're like, um, they all know you're a fucking streaming man, no 15-minute delay, no 5-hour delay, no 24-hour delay, what the fuck, no monthly delay, this is why we're losing.
No one focused, no we're fine.
Whoa.
I'm gonna go be alone with a glock
There should be one guy on the summer
Yeah, I'll just block him real quick honestly
Oh
He's dinked out kill him like you're a K armor
I need a savior I need I need an actual save please
I think we got heated up at the start in this fun we need made in general our
I told you brother
It's just a fucking hate, but what are we doing?
2A4
Yeah we know
We can play together
It's all good. It's all good. Relax.
fuck man
Now you've got him!
He's just double-knit the one that is on the gap, though, just there.
No, but do not take the nagev guy. He's very good at nagev-ing.
I'm throwing in your name!
Go, go, go!
AHHHH!
Up, down, up, down!
I
We went now
bro let me up here you don't leave nice
we're not gonna go pee bro look at the map bro we can't just go through all
here the muzzle just go hey we're all gonna come outside a yeah yeah go we
have smoke they cannot help it. Yeah I'm back about this one again. Nice, let me tell
what a what a shot
he's in the go go
sorry he's holding he's holding
oh wow
I have been getting fucking head-shotted with the this is this is actually not good
I've been I've been useless I think I've been gotten a single guy off and let me peek
with it and I'll give it back to you or one AK or what I'll give you a key for
ops you want to hop you want to hop let me go
push bottom good what is pushing cap on close yeah bomb brother
I'm on the side as I try to headshot and peeking that is crazy.
Oh, fuck man.
Jesus Christ.
of
I'm scared man, I'm scared.
I should have got that 3k
Okay, eco here digs
Waterfall
Maybe a B rush.
Grenade out.
Nothing.
He bit me.
Fucking pissed.
Right there.
Grenade out.
10-4.
One B helps.
He went back.
That was one power stuff.
Probably going east.
Oh, okay.
Bottom mid one.
Throwing fire.
Should they go window?
You just hit him with the molly.
This window?
Should we go window?
Yeah, he's there. This guy's on the window.
No one's seen this guy.
He went from underpass.
Probably gonna come connector or window?
Under window.
Window, that's what.
Window!
Nothing safe!
Window!
Thank you
Let's move chills back seller
They're gonna do like a crazy beer rush watch your beer rush
Be watch out
I'm in one queue
3, 2, 1, go!
Bro, throwing fire, thank you!
He's not gone!
He's entering!
One is on the pass.
Mid.
3 mid, one on the pass.
Coming grenade!
They're going back.
I got him bro.
I'm B.
I push this one.
Watch B.
Guys, they go B.
Nobody.
Yep, B.
Watch B.
This is bad.
They're going back.
They could go on the pass too.
I go mid.
Probably too late.
Fuck.
Just stay, come be, come be.
Okay.
In.
Nothing mid.
No, I heard him.
Careful, be up.
He's too out.
He's just there.
Ow, ow.
He's beautiful.
He is.
Both.
Think.
One B. Epps, one dropped.
One dropped.
Up, down, side.
One on one side.
I was scared I thought that we're gonna push and we're gonna take Matt and play massive
retake
Maybe a here
One ramp
I'm down, I'm down.
Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, in the smoke.
Sandwich?
Yeah.
Flashbang.
Flick through smoke.
Alright, yeah, up on Shared, to your left on it.
Okay, boy.
You're my darling.
Dang it, boy!
Do they smoke mid window?
Yeah, they do.
You should go window though.
I'm gonna blow the smoke.
You can go left side window.
They won't expect you to peek from there with the smoke blown.
Okay.
Don't peek full wide,
because they, when they come out mid, they're up together.
So just like hold like a swing angle or something.
Okay.
I smoke.
I didn't know the timing of that break. I thought as soon as it happens he pops it.
I was just expecting that. Shit.
And they were like ready for that almost.
I know the amount of ops that have delivered this match.
I'm going to play take it.
315hz monitor!
Right there, that's the angle, right there.
Yeah, they could be on the smoke window.
Yeah, pushing me.
Nice shot.
I push ramp.
Almost found me.
Guys, careful mid.
Good and B.
No one's here.
I'm going all con dude why is there always one lurking in the fucking palace dude
oh my god I'm low I go back I go back is that
boxes I swear to God dude yeah I'm a little
those matches where they're just peeking constantly at the flanks he just
left to get the bomb
there's no palace oh they're both so lit to HP peaking you're crazy we'll just
hide you might come to you
Where?
Ah shit.
Nah, nice landing.
Ah, safe.
He's lit, he's lit.
If you can shoot him two times with the pistol.
so many ops dude I think we actually might be fucked now I get it do you go
yellow thank you you guys want to do the mid rush like with the deep
I'm gonna try to shotgun it around
you
I should have just stayed, I didn't.
Probably gonna come right then.
I can chip.
30 seconds.
Blue boy, nobody here.
No.
Yeah, I'd say.
Wait.
I'm out of here.
Yeah, I'm inside.
Wait.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Yeah, 2-8 firebox and, uh...
FIREBOX
BOOM!
Bro, bait brash!
BOOM!
Nice!
Insane dude!
What the hell is that?
BOOM!
anybody want to have a kill?
I read some purple
yeah
oh
come on come on two kills no bottom frag two kills
come on come on
you can move it
25
flashbang
two men, one underpass one. I'm not taking concrete, but I'm holding
a few of them. Hurry up Halus, he's up dude, he's
not coming from the side. Bro, this is such a cursed match.
It's a good match but a cursed match for my positions
good CT
finger CT
don't step together
yeah it's 8
I pick up
both side
Oh
Shit
I'll go for the mid
Back apps like 2
What are you?
You rushed?
No
I see on the same
Two mid
All mid
Watch connector guys, they're all mid
Connected on cat.
Well, I'm smoked.
I'm trying to slow peek cat, nothing.
Smoke on, smoke on. Watch your cat push.
No! Oh my god!
Come on, come on, come on. Dude, I don't even know anymore. Why am I moving around? This guy just fucking appeared out of nowhere.
You kidding me?
Jungle one.
oh my god
save for last
you wanna save or what?
here is the win
I push ramp.
Come on, dude.
Bye, let's go.
Yeah, there's overtime in front here.
one
They ran clear for now
We're here we're here nice
good shit man good shit 24k feels good
There it is chat solo queue journey just another day in the solo queue journey
Yes, indeed
Feels good brother feels good
This is what I'm talking about
Very nice
the
Damn, I played this so much and you need 75 total matches for the 4-badge.
I'm not again, please.
Oh, against the four stack, everybody.
Welcome to 24k, you mother shit!
Here's a 4 stack, I'll undiscorded the practice every day!
Every day after score the practice together, good luck!
Fuck off!
all right 24k the realm we're already winning guys they have a DC
oh wait there's a timeout never mind we're losing
I got a four stack, boys, we really gotta lock in here.
Four stack on inferno, this is gonna be fun.
Let's see if we can do it.
one tap one tap
one left seven
I
Might be this still in here
No, what the fuck aren't you watching it man? Oh, it's gonna flank
I pushed because I thought it was walking it and couldn't keep that angle.
Gonna try to flank that guy and help the teammate.
Feels bad.
I could dig here and pray.
I'm gonna pull safer or not.
I
Saw bed your bomb orange
When people
Boosted up here
Mid
Oh
Arch lane site mid
Oh, I almost got him
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
Big bye here, big bye.
Alright, here it is.
Come on, one tap, one tap.
people
of
a
We're chilling inside.
No way.
Sucking fad-dicked.
Turn up the go.
Charge right now, church.
Outtritch, outtritch!
One more I saw him
Good I'm just gonna double kill I
Almost got the double kill they were lined up
He definitely got hit through it, but yeah
Why spoke left side mid
It's not a collateral cuz he probably had a shit ton of HP
We must walk together.
I'm moving fast.
One step back.
I
Can smoke I can smoke it again
Yeah, give me there's two here still though I feel like
I'll throw the flag back!
He's back, sorry, he's lost.
What do you want to see?
Throw the flag back!
Can you hold my church, please?
Yeah, watch out.
Oh, it has been pushed.
I'm looking fine for a second.
On CT.
In church.
Hold CT, just hold CT.
Ow.
Crow.
YAY!
Right in CTK.
I think I was moved to the, so, I was just hoping.
Yes
Somebody my car
I tried going right for the quick peek but...
Damn that, that crossfire.
I know, I was flying on purpose.
I was trying to get...
Oh, now it's smoked.
Oh.
That's super gorgeous, right?
Yeah, I believe so.
Oh.
Oh, that's Super Garchus, right?
Yeah, I believe so.
Yeah.
Understood.
One close to you, yeah.
One's in abs.
Oh, what?
Fatherland abused.
Counterterrorists win.
Come on, dude.
I don't think this game is a loss, I think we're just gonna find our tempo.
They're not like exceptionally good
Punch up fit
one side
one site
I'm going directly on a site.
Library one.
On that site.
And good.
Yep site.
Okay.
Yep, sorry, that's a curse.
Okay.
Yeah!
I got three in!
counter terrorist win
How about we just straight up rush a smoke it up max go go
Okay, it's under
this one lifts up
all blown rush
watch him peek mid with an op now
i'm gonna miss fall
i eat that every every fucking round
right
in sight
i'm fit
That's very good, I'm handling it.
Watch over the flashback.
Counter-terrorists, wait.
This is rough, this is rough.
Move it, move it.
Move it, I'm throwing a grenade.
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
and
and now they're already down B
one CQ
hit
went out library
I
Think
He right into a leg shot
We get banana control maybe once?
Yeah, somebody in Molly, somewhere in Molly please?
Yeah.
Guys, I told you we kill them all!
A lot of rush, let's go.
Bro, we don't need a rush.
Haha!
I don't know.
Nice.
Close, close, close too!
one CT one unknown
Dude, how are you so good? Fuck this guy, bro.
of
the
death
of
and
got
I'm gonna use the main rush speed.
It's on blast time.
the
march
we should have saved them
on to your face
what the hell was that
alright, i have an anti-tank, i'm back
was the worst players play big green
We're in sight.
I actually somehow got away.
Why the number four?
Why the number 4?
What's the significance?
They're gonna skip Half-Life 3 and call it Half-Life 4.
of the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
We should get my control again.
Two, play for no one.
Dude, insane timing, fellow.
Counter-terrorist win.
I should just stay on the fucking thing.
What a terrible attempt.
I'll play B.
Maybe 3 minutes for a frown.
Roll jump.
I'm clear to go C man.
I can't stand, you can't just stand there, you better hold on.
I'm heavy towards B, heavy towards B.
I'm on logs.
I don't know what to tell you yet.
Oh, well there, nice.
That's true.
I'm up here.
He's dead in the abs.
I'm up here.
We're gonna be again or no.
I'm not fully committed to be that time, but I'm just going to play from side to side.
They're in fucking mid.
They're on the bottom ramp, they're coming.
One's gonna be apps, one's apps.
Yeah, they're just sitting back waiting.
Playing out, people. Playing out.
They're on mid right now.
I had my life flashed before me into, uh, yeah.
I'm gonna molly deep mid.
I'm only close to him.
Dude, how are you already there, man?
I'm all mad.
Dude, this fucking guy, bro, all of some unranked fucks who does the greatest shit.
Two-car.
That was so fast.
grenade vest
1 HP
That's a T-Pain
Hey BBB
Oh, I think you messed up really low
Okay, not so
damn dude, damn
oh ffff
gear up, we aren't going to a windy walk here
of
the
one
of
the
I could smoke you. I mean I could blind through.
I pushed alt mid.
They're probably going to push for you there.
Yeah, coming down.
I'm about to start rotating.
Rotating down. I'm down mid.
Unless they're holding.
They're holding.
I might have pulled some rotates.
They're hitting there.
Okay.
They're coming.
They hit me with the smart surprise I didn't realize.
Don't do that smoke could have been my death or well, I'd live.
Dude, if this guy pushes, I'll admit again, I swear.
in the book bro, you fuck.
One dead already?
Starting out?
the
was that
he steps he steps
He's going to shoot me, boiler.
but
he could go back to banana
the gta spawns open care
yeah just sit on beagle
could wrap you green
be yeah be wrapped
nice
is that a buy around?
I got dropped please.
Alright, alright, alright.
All right, all right, all right.
I'm sorry, sorry. Yeah, I'm so bored.
Throwing fire.
One maybe leg doll.
One maps.
They're gonna work, eh, maybe.
they're gonna work a movie
I'm gonna get my smoke in
yeah one's on site
nooo this fucking guy bro why is he was chasing me
Give you three, okay, no under by I got one
chicken you are maybe you buy them are we buying here we just half buy it what do we do what
What do we do?
Half-bind!
There's a lot of press and smith.
Shweep CT.
Nice.
Nice shweep one.
I'll play a few purple.
I heard one banana.
Shweep flashbang.
Might be lying up in the middle of the field.
Flash mid.
That was my flash.
I saw a pointy key
I'm gonna... I'm gonna nail it
I'm dead
Needed a dink on that shot. That would have helped
We
Did you are never fucking there, but today you're there you
I don't know what I'm saying.
Oh wow.
They sound looking good boys. They sound looking good.
I'm saving.
the
Okay.
Your nose!
Shit man, we tried man, it was a four stack. We attempted the inevitable
We tried, brother, we tried. We fucking tried, but we fucking tried, bro
of
Right.
you