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all that fun stuff how are doing people what up what up hold up did this work
Yes, it did
All right, hold up y'all I'm adding you
All the people that won yesterday
God damn I looked at my friends request and it was like I had to ignore everybody. There's like a thousand
Here we go, I got I got you bro. I got one of you
Yeah, yeah, actually yes
Send me your friend code from now on you send me your friend code better easier
okay um chat are you guys doing what up I'm most likely potentially streaming
tomorrow. Yes, heat wave, ink, brace. I know, I know. No, no more physical games on PlayStation.
I'm not gonna lie. Personally, I don't give a fuck. Never gave a shit about the physical
copy. The CD-ROM, sure. You know, the CD-ROM back in the day, the wow one, installing the discs,
all right, the little mini Gamecube ones, that shit was cool. Do I really give a fuck about the
physical copy? No. You know, I'm also the type of person who doesn't collect shit.
less is more so I don't care. I understand people who do don't like the fact that they're doing that and then they're like, well, then why does it cost the same? There's no box. There's no dam.
There's no physical thing you're paying for, but it's still the same price.
And then I do know, if you're looking to trade games, you can't really trade games, like if your friend has, I don't fucking know, if your friend had, wait, you could do that with a physical copy, right?
unless they tie it to a digital copy because you have to register it. I don't know.
Like if you had the last of us CD and then you were like, oh, I just give it to your friend.
Can you still do that?
You can freely trade still. I don't know if it ties it into your account.
Oh, you can still loan it. Oh, is there like a digital loaning?
There's no reason to buy a console if there's no physical games.
Oh, you can't do like a digital loan. I know you can do family sharing on Steam.
But then technically can't you get like, okay, hypothetically can you family share every game on Steam?
Isn't it just blanket on Steam?
Not really, you can game share, so if I didn't have the fucking last of us, and I had it on PC and I'd be like yo, could I technically loan it to my friend?
Just add into like family share or some shit.
You can game share with a friend.
You can't game share Call of Duty and Rockstar games. So only for some of them
Yeah, I get it. You don't physically own anything. I know I know I know
Ockman we're being eaten up by all the bullshit. I know I know I
Know I guess it's just like I've always been like a
I mean, I just buy games off steam, bro.
I've never really cared about the physical version, dude.
Imagine if all 4,000 of these games on steam had a physical addition.
Yeah.
You're probably one of those AI bros who loves AI, really dumb asses here every day
and thinks that's my stance on AI, this fucking guy.
I don't think there's a correlation between the two convince me why what I'm not seeing other than the fact that
You don't own anything anymore. It's all digital and shit. I
Guess I also see games different other than the resale the resale is the biggest thing. Yes, the resale is the biggest thing
true
That is it. Do you remember Game Boy or NES cartridges? I never had a Game Boy growing up.
But I do remember those. Those were satisfying.
Those were satisfying.
It's a slot in. Those were always nice to slot in. Even like the Nintendo 64, the golden Zelda.
the, remember the cartridge, the golden Zelda cartridge?
Yeah, like, shit like that, it was cool.
Yeah, it was cool, sure man, it was.
Anyone here also kind of like, oh, shit.
But whatever.
I'm also not surprised this was like the future we were headed into.
Is anyone else surprised like this was in the phasing out of this was already in the works.
It was just like a matter of time.
Not at all really.
I am not surprised.
surprise just disappointed. Yeah, I think also just being a PC gamer, everything I buy is on steam
or some sort of client, like I'm going in expecting no physical shit, you know, like I already have
the expectation of like, I already know I'm gonna, I'm gonna just have the software in my library.
And I've never really thought of it. It's never been like, Oh, fuck, I wish I had the physical
edition. That's only you. Please stay in arms. Okay. It used to be the excuse for the prices.
Yeah. True brother. True. Yeah, my PC, I don't even think I have a CD ROM drive in this one.
one the fuck am I putting one in if anything I'm like putting in a USB to that has like
windows on it or something I don't know what else I would well shit my brother a PC I can
going toward the game now for exclusives they are dead if the consoles don't get
correct through nobody I know gives a fuck about physical copies even on
PlayStation honestly I think it comes down to heavily the collectors the
people who enjoy having the shelf of VHS is the shelf of fucking you know all the
different games and stuff. You know what? People who care about the physical edition,
I know this is stupid, but like would you pay an extra 10 bucks for the physical copy?
Really?
Depends on the game.
Yeah, it depends on the game.
True.
You know, it's kind of like you have your matrix trilogy.
You have your Lord of the Rings trilogy all on like Blu-ray or some shit.
So you have all three of the physical copies, you know, you own it, it's yours.
It's kind of like that, but for gaming. So it's like those titles that are like absolute hit titles you have.
I mean, shoot.
Wait, does that mean even the collector's edition? So they're still gonna sell collector's editions for Sony games.
There's literally not one Sony game that I want the collector's edition for. I just realized there's literally nothing.
Sony isn't a weird place where like you're making stuff more exclusive, but your shit isn't that cool to be exclusive right now.
Relax
They're like self-glazing too hard when they're in the shitter, you know
Like everything is like oh, maybe
It'll be an empty CD case
That's so random, dude. Honestly, if someone, you could, fine. If this is the way we're going, this is just it. They're not changing it. This is the way forward.
You're either going to adapt or whatever the fuck. They should just make it so the actual physical copy is in the collector's edition. I don't know why it wouldn't be.
But heavily on the reseller, they just want to not do that. You're going to have a digital code and a bunch of other random plastic shit.
Well Xbox follow through um um yeah probably steam literally already does it dude PC already
does it PlayStation console is just slow say what the fucking 30 FPS shit man they're
They're just slow, but eventually they turn into the PC, like that's just it.
It's just like a slow, windy road, but they have all the console gamers who don't know,
so they just like follow the same road, even though everybody's all the way over here.
This will likely be the largest single layoff event in gaming history Xbox list of studio
closures has been allegedly leaked from an inside source according to George Broussard
original 3D realms apology founder while you want to disclose.
He says on top of the closures there will also be layoffs at the studios that survived
the cut Xbox again be supremely unpopular for a very long time like the meteor that
took out the dinosaurs.
Hey, yo, I added you bro. I added y'all hook you guys up later. I just have to do everything over again
Yeah, I think same with same with what do you call it dude same with Xbox just they I feel like Xbox and PlayStation has a bit of an identity crisis right now
They don't really know
Are you doing more today on Mecha Chameleon?
It was kind of fun.
I don't know. Do you think PlayStation 6 will be any good?
I'd say PlayStation 6 and the new Xbox, I have the least hype for I've ever had in a console.
I only give a shit about consoles because of the exclusives. The only reason I gave a shit about PlayStation was because of the quality of their exclusives.
Last of us was good. God of War was good.
Returnal was decent. It's all about the software. The console I don't give a fuck about.
It's like the obstacle to play the game.
Oh, yeah, Spider-Man too, like as well, like I don't, it's literally the obstacle to just get to the software.
That's the only allegiance I have to these fucking consoles.
Other than that, like there's no other reason. I only have a PlayStation because their exclusives truly when they do cook, it is like master class fucking software, you know.
They did. The PS5, the PS5 or the PS4. Come on, man. PS5 Pro for GTA 6. Yeah, it's kind of like, you just have to have it because it's exclusively going to be on that or the Xbox, you know.
Once again, reluctant. But it is what it is.
Xbox is going to go cloud gaming, dude, that is going to be the future, bro.
If this is how, if the hard work keeps getting more and more expensive, cloud gaming is literally
the future chat, okay?
Netflix is already beta testing it.
We already had the hardware with the Stadia and all that shit, that was fucking fail.
Now what if you could just do cloud gaming with no, with nothing like that, you just
load up on a browser and you're good to go.
Chat, majority of gamers play on a phone and shit.
No internet equals no gaming.
already so many games that are always online. So slow, that's been a problem forever, but
like this whole always online shit, people did drum up and are pissed, but most people
don't give a fuck. That's why it's still such a thing. The always online is now baked in.
That's not being out of touch dumbass. What are you talking about? Literally, bro, this
isn't something new. It's literally always online for big games is like the norm now.
What are we talking about here?
When that when some games initially started being always online, there was pushback,
but like now a lot of games are just always online.
People don't care they will still play it.
It is annoying as fuck just like them removing the physical edition of games but they still
may it doesn't matter.
There's not going to be some massive pushback and like PlayStation is going to bring it back.
There's no fucking way.
Just like with the always online shit.
Is there any game that has failed because it had an online only caveat?
I don't think Concord failed because it was always online.
What are you guys smoking?
Anthem failed because it was always online?
Chat, what the fuck are we talking about here?
What are we talking about here?
I was so random. It's like one guy just spam Concord and hadn't like it wasn't even one guy
was 20 of you in a row. Concord died for not that reason at all. I'm talking about always
online like there's even single player games where you need to be online. She even play
It's because you're essentially connecting to their shit that that in itself too is part of the whole
No physical copy to it feeds into it
It's like you have to always be connected to their server even when you're playing a single player
Same with GTA 6 isn't GTA 6 being advertised as
as a single player game, but you're going to have to always have an internet connection to play it.
Right? For sure.
Isn't that just baked into it? They haven't said it.
And dude, I implied, implied.
Dude for sure they don't have to say it because they're gonna say it now until they don't have to say it anymore because it's the norm.
I swear to God it's implied.
No one's gonna give a fuck.
That would be annoying was GTA 5. Can you play it offline?
I don't know.
Plus wait don't you have to connect anyways when you log into the Rockstar account anyways?
Anyways.
Now, I don't know how,
but who knows how they changed it.
Rockstar has an offline mode, but sometimes it's bad.
Oh, does it?
You have to download it.
You are already online.
Yeah, but some people want to play like you want to play.
I don't know, man.
You're on your Steam Deck.
Oh, well, you can go online on the fucking plane.
I don't know.
You're on your Steam Deck, and you've got the game installed,
and you just don't want to.
You don't have internet access or some shit.
You just want to load up and play it.
You don't need the damn internet connection right there.
You're up in the damn mountains.
All right, there's no reception.
You're like, oh, fuck, while you're up on the fucking peak,
you're like, oh, should I run my steam deck?
This is a great time up here to finally beat.
A cyberpunk.
Oh, boy.
What the fuck? I don't have internet up here. What the fuck are you gonna be offline on steam?
Good thing this game is not always online. I can play up here on the fucking mountain.
Good thing. You are so out of touch, motherfucker. These motherfuckers always come here with all
These you are so out of touch and then they don't elaborate if you're so in touch give me an example of you are so in touch as
To what I'm out of touch. Give me an example
This guy just blanket says shit, and then he doesn't even have a
Scenario give me a scenario change my mind
I don't like this future too, bro. If there is, then they should always have the option for the physical. It should not always be online.
Guess what, motherfucker? That ain't the reality. Guess what, motherfucker? They're still headed in that direction. With or without you and me.
You play GTA 6 and along Heist quest and you got disconnected because you are in a car
driving on a freeway.
I get it bro.
You want to be on your cat.
You want to be on your cabin vacation, no fucking internet, you want to whip out the
steam deck, no fucking internet connection and place some fucking cyberpunk.
You just want the birds, the trees, no fucking internet, but you want some fucking cyberpunk.
I know, I know.
Onimusha early release trailer?
Sheee!
And sheee!
Fuck you, bitch.
Okay, that was not Onimusha early access.
You fucking bitch, bro!
Rip this?
Oh my god.
Some of you guys probably fucked up, you probably do that to your damn like grandpa or something.
He texts you, and he's like, what do you want for Christmas?
And you just always fucking send him rickrolls.
I swear to god dude, poor guy.
What do you want for Christmas?
I want this group look.
And it's always a fucking rickroll.
He hates you man.
Uh, what do we got here? $100 video game a decade ago.
Oh, dear. Yeah. You know what? There's just...
True. Wow. You know, insane resolution on this picture.
$100! Dutton's Harley! You got this fucking guy?
You get the whole fucking case, you get the physical disc, you get the damn box, you get
a statue, you get another CD with the original soundtrack, you get a cloth game map, you get
a fucking game guide.
Holy shit man.
Batman gave you, you get the steel box, an art book,
a comic book, a skin pack in game
and a limited edition Batman statue.
Wait, but what about the CD?
Is it in the steel book?
The Witcher Wild Hunt for a hundred bucks,
CD, statue, art, poster,
you get his like key chain,
Soundtrack or this is the art book.
I mean, what was the last good collector's edition?
Those are more than 100.
What was the last collector's edition?
I was like, oh fuck.
$100 on a game in 2026.
True.
Dude, I'm also just like so fucking digital brain that like I don't fucking care about any of this.
Hey, we just want to play the game, you know.
That's not being out of touch, bro.
OK, OK, that's not being out of touch.
I don't think so.
Some people, dude, some people like the posters
and the fucking Amiibo wall.
And all that shit and they like collecting stuff.
I fucking hate collecting shit.
I actually hate, dude, I am a, bro,
I am a men, I prefer minimalism.
The less shit I have, the better.
Too much shit is anxiety.
This looks like too much shit.
Like it's cool value, but like truly,
do I really give up?
Like am I really gonna open this shit up?
Like do I really give a fuck about the statue?
No.
Do I care about the art book?
No, I care about the art when I'm playing the game.
Don't get me wrong, art books are cool, I like art, I don't need the fucking book, personally.
I don't need the statue, I'll play the game, I care about the game.
I want full $100 value in the fucking code, the art, the animations, the damn voice acting,
like I am looking for that.
I don't need all the superficial shit.
But then again, I'm probably talking about the fuckers who love collecting the random
ask movies premium popcorn buckets for specific movies because they like
collecting numbers some shit. I don't give a fuck about that. I don't like, I
don't, I personally don't, this is all like the fan service stuff. I just want
to play the game. I only care about the software, like the actual meat of what
I'm purchasing. You're the reason for $100 game prices? Maybe. I just think that's just
the sad world we're going towards, man. Everything is just less physical, more on zeros and ones.
We're boomers, bro. This next generation isn't going to know this. This is literally the cassette
tape. This is literally the fucking floppy disk. Bro's morning over bro is morning more
over the CD-ROM over the fucking floppy disk. You didn't even give a fuck about the floppy
disk. There's one guy who probably had had who fucking protested the floppy disks. They're
They're gone.
This is the fucking floppy disk of our generation.
It's fucking gone.
I don't know what to tell you, bro.
It's gone, dude.
The Odyssey Final Trailer.
But he'll collect every CS skin, oh mother fucker, this fucking guy.
Yeah, cause I can just take that shit with me and log in, I don't gotta haul my whole
fucking triple bookshelf filled with fucking physical shit everywhere.
I just fuck off and load up somewhere else.
You're the one fucking having,
bringing a whole trailer around with your backpack.
This fucking guy.
Give me your PC and use cloud gaming dude, I've ever said I enjoyed the future where
headed into. But do I see a future where there's no more gaming PCs and the cloud gaming is
one to one to the level of maybe not one to one, but the closest to having actual physical
hardware? I feel like eventually we'll get pretty damn close to it. I don't know when.
Who knows, maybe.
That ain't happening, I mean we'll see bro.
Most tattergames don't give a fuck, which is the majority.
Are you defending your title today?
What do you mean?
Oh and you have seen?
I want to play some other shit, I just don't know what to play bro, I just don't know.
I want to.
Glad Assassin's Creed is coming out next week because that will break me out of my cycle.
It's 2029. You just bought a PS6. It costs $1,200. All games are digital. They each cost $80.
You have four in your library. Yesterday was five, but Sonya removed one. They offered no refund.
It's just gone. You'd strangle yourself with the control cord, but it's wireless.
Yeah, I'm pretty much a new Mario Kart update. Let me see here. Let me see.
So they just remember like 500 movies from people's libraries yesterday.
Is that true?
Do they actively mess with like digital libraries?
Is it just because like licenses, uh, expiring or what causes them to do that?
Blood of Dawn Walker, 8 minute gameplay.
Oh, it's literally just licenses expiring.
And then they're not able to have that on the Sony store or whatever.
Really?
Hmm.
Oh no the movie I watched once four years ago got removed. No no no no no no no no no no that's no uh-uh.
No.
Has Sony ever removed any game from the library?
Movies are weird, bro. Movies are weird because Sony doesn't have pure power because it is
all licensed and it's all contracts. They're not the people who make them half the time.
So it's like who knows who pushed their hand. But like first party, have they ever removed
Concord and PT.
But didn't they offer refunds for Concord?
It's almost like they just canceled the game.
You know, so I guess it was kind of like, yeah.
PT also, they canceled, though.
And it's not like you bought fucking PT.
It's like a demo.
So yeah, they can remove shit.
I guess that was different.
They do have more control over their library.
So the problem is now, okay, we can either boycott and not buy any PlayStation game. Fine. Let's do it. Oh, fuck, it's going to come out on GTA is only coming out on PlayStation. Oh shit. What do we do? Do we just wait?
Just don't play it. All right. We're not playing. We're boycotting.
No one can play GTA until they bring back physicals, all right, banned if you play it on PlayStation.
Banned, you're part of the problem.
You see the Warcraft leaks through 2029? No, no way.
Like leaks as in for the game.
I don't know why I was thinking of the movie.
Recent leaks about new Blizzard games may sound almost too good to be true for some fans.
Wow, classic plus.
Warcraft 4.
Plus, a new ARPG featuring Arthas.
A Warcraft 4 sounds insane.
That sounds super cope true.
I really don't think no matter what nostalgia you can bring out, I don't know if a new Warcraft,
A new Warcraft?
I don't think so.
That would be crazy.
I don't see it.
I feel like RTSs, especially for Blizzard's level,
would not drop that much money on a fucking RTS.
I don't believe it.
It would be so hard.
It would have to be the type of RTS
that is so welcoming to a new generation of gamers
who have never played an RTS before,
and it's like a perfect entry, an entry into the genre.
It would have to be like that, where it's like, wow,
they completely pulled it off, and somehow they
made it digestible to the new gamers.
I don't believe that.
I will be so fucking surprised.
That would actually be insane if they did,
But I don't believe it.
Yeah, where's the where's more info on the new Starcraft FPS
and new air PG featuring Arthas, whatever the blizzard
will most kindly.
Especially many fans are hoping for while classic plus.
I still am not super high for while classic plus.
I personally don't give a shit unless it's huge.
I'm talking about like.
I'm talking about bigger than SOD, like it's almost its own massive expanded entity without
being pure nostalgia bait.
Um, yes, um, some of the many fans are hoping new heroic and epic, Charlie after the Camel
League, uh, wait, wait, wait, game on related to the current midnight Titan.
Wait, hold up.
Actually, for a world of Warcraft, are they done with the trilogy with, uh, Chris Metzen?
Was this the last expansion in the trilogy?
There's one more.
New heroic and epic licenses for the world of Warcraft Camelot.
Interesting.
Shortly after Camelot, the X user published a screen that I allegedly taken from an internal
Warcraft roadmap.
And the several future fighting additions to Camelot for Fall 2026.
Also mentions a new real-time trailer game called Warcraft Chronicles in 2028.
With the note anime series appearing above its name.
Also interesting is a mysterious Arthas ARPG.
By the note live action.
Uh.
Leeks.
The community is naturally hoping for a Warcraft 4. Dude.
The community is hoping for a Warcraft 4. Who they're all fucking boomers.
However, it could just as easily be something entirely new or as some fans fear a mobile game.
There is no way that what the way Microsoft is now going, that this game would not be
a fucking mobile game to some degree or some type of mobile spinoff.
Literally anybody who sees gameplay of an RTS, everybody's mind has been fucking fused
and molded into, it looks like a mobile game.
Ain't no fucking way an investor is gonna look
at fucking Warcraft 4 and be like,
oh, so this runs on the phone, right?
Come on, bro.
If this is real, holy shit, but I doubt it.
No way. The Arthas ARPG also leaves plenty of room of speculation. I guess the only thing is, why would they make another ARPG to compete with the behemoth that is Diablo?
That's not agreed. Why would they literally have a two ARPG's in their portfolio? That's like having,
but then at the same time, if the StarCraft FPS is real,
look at why would they compete with Overwatch? That's why I think the StarCraft FPS is actually
a third-person game.
When is BlizzCon again?
September, two months we'll know.
Third person action RPG as a RPG not like a oh maybe hmm. Yeah
Huh, okay like one of the like an act I see what you're saying
The musical guest of BlizzCon is a K-pop group StarCraft announcement confirmed.
Whoa, whoa! I told you the top hype on my gaming list right now.
The top hype is the StarCraft 2 game or whatever StarCraft project they're working on.
If the rumors from the past year have been real.
K-pop confirmed?
Starcraft massive in Korea?
Probably still has a huge fan base?
Holy shit, maybe.
I'm sure man anime why not I would have been so there there's no surprise there there's
gonna be more movie TV show and anime you know sir edge runners is popular all the different
HBO ones were popular, Fallout was popular.
We do live in the time now where now Hollywood
has no idea, so they're looking at video games
and stories for adaptions.
Right?
The Odyssey final trailer.
Helping Matt Damon get home is the new movie genre.
That's true, bro. Isn't this all about him trying to get home?
The Martian?
The board movies were technically him trying to get home.
He had to fucking get the hell away and fucking take different routes and kill different people to eventually get fucking home
Matt Damon, what do you mean interstellar he wasn't in
What are you talking about Matt Damon wasn't an interstellar
Wait Matt Damon was an interstellar
on the ice planet. I don't remember that. He was the villain. Bro, I literally did not
remember Matt Damon and interstellar. Holy shit. He ditches them. I gotta go back and
watch that movie. I barely recall Matt Damon. I completely remember every scene with like
Matthew McConaughey, though.
He was in the docking scene?
Dude, what the fuck?
I do not even remember him at all.
he's pretty integral to the movie holy shit it was the worst part about the movie
Thumb.
Fire.
Death.
I remember.
The wife.
The son.
Home.
yet because it came to waiting for a king my dad is coming home they're pining
for a daddy you didn't even know make some snuffling bastard
I think his game is coming back.
Any vengeance.
Batman vs. Spider-Man?
Bring me a ball.
I could take this room.
They're not giving up power to you, or what this is.
Do you think life goes back to the way it was?
That world is gone.
If you return, you have to kill them.
But you won't.
You girls don't speak the language they understand.
Who doesn't understand pain?
A blood for God's told you.
I'm meant to fight the gods.
Why not, why not, why not, why not.
Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Did you see the new valves physics engine
leak. I did not know. I never really got into the new age, uh, Spider-Man with Tom, whatever
the fuck his name is. I don't think I saw like one of them, I think. Tom Holland. Yeah,
I never really did.
I know they're wicked popular, I just never did.
The Toby McGuire one was great,
but that was also like, wasn't that like
the first Spider-Man movie?
Yeah, that was like, yeah, that was in its relevancy.
Oh, the second one?
True, yeah, I don't fucking know.
We already saw a werewolf, that did look sick.
Your eyes hurt after streaming using a gaming slash off his glasses.
No, I don't.
Negative.
New physics engine ragdorock to be used for future valve games.
Whoa.
Future valve games.
Appa-pa! Mippa-pa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Let's see, let's see.
Mario Kart update, two new maps!
Ah, this guy.
Trying to get me back to this god-pursacred piece of shit.
Nintendo, if you want to take this shit from my library, go for it.
Fuck this game.
Go for it.
One fast win Mario Kart? Yeah, that will take the whole day. Wait, new route? Oh shit,
Knockout mode?
Oh, whoa
Oh, okay, a photo mode, why not?
I don't know if I'm doing cup of the day, bro.
I don't know if I'm doing that.
of the Don Walker eight minutes. You know what, this will also be, this is going to be
a very, very interesting game to just to look at. X witcher, Debs looks like it's going
to be pretty sick. This looks like red and stumpy. How popular it's going to be. Let's
Let's see.
I don't know if I'm doing cup of the day today.
I could.
I'm like 50-50.
I actually did pretty good last time, didn't I?
Yesterday I did decent.
I could.
Oh, wait, it's the first of the month fuck up of the day.
Is this game a lot more linear or is it RPG heavy, like, the Witcher?
You want some sort of a weapon on you?
No, not really.
All I wanted was to get some paint.
Shh.
Right behind me.
And what's your step?
Yeah, you can very much see a lot of the ex-witcher, like you very see, you see, you definitely
see a bit of it. He investigates as well.
It's pretty interesting how someone in such a high position besides to leave the studio,
make their own studio and make a game very similar.
Well, you know, to like the initial look.
The previous studio they worked at for decades
It's always interesting
I don't think this looks bad it looks like he has a son. This is a potential solid execution
But then look at the people who made that the X starcraft nevus
Is this her team?
Whatever that RTS was, they made a shittier StarCraft too and then like the studio shut
down.
game. I don't think it looks that bad. I think you guys are being a little too harsh
some of you guys. I think it looks like it could be decent. If this is like a $40
dollar open rpg open world RPG I could see this being pretty good oh is this 60
oh actually now the 40s are probably 60 is it it's not 80 it's 70 bucks
well then you got to ask yourself these braces again
She's ill.
On her deathbed.
What's this?
Drops of blood.
And a tooth.
To turn her?
For Vakir.
Was he tempting her with eternal life?
Or maybe he wanted to force it upon her?
Now I play this game right now if it was out.
I'm actually, I'm in the mood to play a game like this.
At the moment I would totally play a game like this.
thing on fire.
Her self-includes so that she wouldn't be turned.
Talk about bravery.
Enough!
Let's go!
Please!
Look at these weapons.
They must be ancient.
I've got to AFK for 5 minutes and like 5 ish minutes.
And now we're good good
You didn't hear about the noise, you went for the chest.
The combat looks...
It's definitely RPG combat.
We have seen combat this isn't the first time they showed gameplay this is new
oh wait you carry in this game? it looks more like directional parry
bro blighted a 5000 year old fucking mummy oh you got something in my eye even though
I will survive!
Fuckin' this dust?
What the fuck?
What the fuck is this sand?
Even though I've been breathing this shit in for 5,000 years
and I have no fucking flash of bones or any fucking eyeballs.
Ah, I can't see shit.
Compared to the launch trailer?
Bro, we saw that, Trion. We talked about it, brother. We talked about it.
We talked about it, Brad. We talked about it.
More mecha-chameleon.
Um...
I could, I could, but nah, I'm kind of over it.
It's fun, don't get me wrong, it's fun, but yeah.
Five losses in GeoGuessr?
I'll fuck you, man.
Mark Raiders.
That's a no brother. That's a no
No, no, no
Fox McLeod is waiting.
Check Pig King online PvP.
Pig King?
of
the
What the fuck?
Maybe man, maybe, why not, why not?
Why not, why not, bro?
Inventory manager, survivor-like?
Oh, buddy, oh, buddy.
Void Reaver?
1v1 in Gladiator you mean Gladiator of Glory?
I'm excited.
Yeah, that looks cool, brother.
Sure, my duty.
Shit, my duty.
Um,
beat, don't sleep with the fishes.
Um, beat don't sleep with the fishes.
Chad, do we do that?
Yeah.
Doom Dark Ages DLC previews are up.
You know what, man?
That I'm not super excited for that.
I thought Doom Dark Ages was very mid
compared to the first game.
Night Shift Hospital.
The DLC, when they announced it, was like,
online co-op.
You said how you get it!
You're a Night Shift doctor in a crazy-ass hospital.
You know how to use the D-Pip, right?
I'll figure it out.
And your patience, so hurry.
Well, they're full of surprises.
Should be someone nervous, I swear.
Oh, nervous.
So your job here is to check them in.
Ow.
Figure out what's wrong with them.
Holy crap, next.
Is this insurance piece?
Then send everyone to the right wards.
They're stupid bastards that shit all over the place again.
Well, I'm a gentleman here, what is your problem?
Doctor, this is gonna hurt.
Oh, definitely!
Right there, now, Bob.
Oh, yeah, remember, you've got ten slip-ups, so be careful there.
Damn.
Grab your coffee, because your night shift starts soon.
No, no, no!
Shift hospital wishlist now on steam I mean
Millennial humor, okay, brother
Yeah, younger generations can't say that when you're, when your fucking dream job is becoming
an influencer. Okay, fucking yikes. And then instead of saying fuck, saying fought and
instead of saying assing, ah, all right, shut the fuck up. You literally diluted trash
and made it your fucking flag of your generation.
What are you even talking about?
Millennium-er.
You're literally, there's nothing good.
There's nothing good.
You live in the age of cell phone addiction
and no good fucking trilogies and entertainment to stick on.
You're living in the aftermath of what was good
of the millennials growing up.
That's not even being a boomer.
That's like analyzing the new generation.
Be like, bro, you guys have nothing to like attach on to.
There's all it's all bullshit.
There's been nothing.
Gaming, too.
Like everything's kind of just like a shallow shell of what was so good.
And I don't mean to be like, oh, my God, I used to be so good.
I'm just saying it.
The things were like that there's no Gen Z trilogy.
There's no Gen Z fucking massive game that like yeah, there's massive shit, but like
They're also superficial feeling. I don't know
And then you guys your fucking terminology is all trash as well. Like there's nothing interesting. I don't know
Six seven. I mean, I guess
Yes.
Come on, man.
The Zoomers can't say shit
because the Zoomers are literally have nothing interesting
to attach to it.
Literally, you guys have like scraps of our shit.
I'm judging you guys right now.
You guys are all fucking phonetics, roblox?
buddy roblox really that's our youth
come on man at least the games we were addicted to were actually worth
being addicted to holy shit come on man now you guys are just addicted to trash
so of course there's a lot more criticism at least i used to be
fucking addicted to a world of warcraft which was like a monumental game a
fucking pillar that is still alive, right? Addicted to our roadblocks, fucking, the hell is wrong with you?
What the fuck, man? At least wow was like, all right, you can have like rehab where they share
roadblocks, the fuck outside, what are you doing? There is no good software to be addicted to right
now. That's why kids should go outside. There's nothing good. They're all trash.
Literally, they're all trash.
There's nothing. The kid addicted to Minecraft is actually not bad because you know what?
Minecraft depends how you play Minecraft, but overall, Minecraft is like your building.
You're cultivating the land. You're doing stuff like that. It's different. You're playing with, like, digital blocks. Different.
I'll do that again. What the hell are you doing, dude?
Come on, dude.
What are we doing, guys?
You sound like a boomer. Yeah, he just said, yeah, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. He said millennial humor.
I'm just sad bro.
SF6 ranked.
You're crazy bro, you're crazy.
England losing to Congo.
I thought England got knocked out.
Oh no, Germany did right.
Um, have you played the wandering village?
I did.
I played the demo of it.
Age of Empires?
You're crazy, bro.
You're crazy.
Relax.
You're crazy.
Um.
Chat one second, this is the five minutes.
you
All right.
I'm not playing the disc golf game.
It literally has a player count of fucking five.
What am I gonna do play the same people all the time who probably are gods and like until
I finally get good I'm not I'm not I don't really put any time into that I'm already
Top 10 by not playing it and just having the software because no one plays it so I'm just naturally in top 10 player
Up I've actually taught by
One win Mario Kart
Dude Mario Kart, what are we doing?
Some red sec. Do I try winning one red set game?
Oh, I actually did see actually Suica multiplayer is coming to steam. It actually is. They actually listed both of the
swicky games they did swicky game planet wait wait I don't know wait was the
multiplayer DLC for this game because it's listed a single player never mind
never mind never mind planet was the potato one that they made
I still think Ubisoft, if you want to save your stock, release Writers Republic for free.
Okay, I don't know if it will hit that hard.
Make it free to play.
Come on now.
UFC. Can you play my game? Probably not, dude.
Do we do some, a little bit of armor? See how the sky is?
We could do some reforger. See how the sky is.
And then play some other shit.
Maybe.
Do I load into some Star Fox?
A lot of people in
People in ARMA was on sale.
Full stream of CS2 actually sounds like torture.
I don't know what's been going on, man. I've been bad.
Plus the people at the rank are like gods.
It's a little bit of both.
It's been rough in the waters.
Oh, yeah, I'm overranked even though I've literally been 23K plus the whole season with the season ending in five days.
Yeah.
And if you dip to 21 K, buddy, it's fucking solo queue, bro.
What do you want for me, man?
There's a lot of variables at play throughout the season.
I feel like I didn't climb back up.
I do heavily want to play Hunger this week, but I got a shoddy schedule.
What, I have access to the game now.
Oh, shit.
But the NDA?
Ah, dude.
This game, come on, man.
I would play this right now.
Oh, I would play this right now.
Come on, man.
This game is an extractor from X, the people who made the original Hell at Loose.
Not the people making Vietnam.
They made their new dev studio.
I would play this right now.
No, the NDA drops on Friday, I think, but I'm not going to be here.
Feels bad.
I wonder if it's going to be good shit. It looked really good.
I hope they cooked. We'll see.
Yeah, what do we do?
I'm constantly stun locked.
Oh my dug.
Oh yeah.
Dude, the fish game is fun,
but there's a lot of bullshit.
Fine, fine.
I'm beating Star Fox.
I'm beating fucking Star Fox.
All right.
Let's see what's happening here.
2 hour game.
Alright, let's see here.
If taking all routes, no, I'm just going to play, I'm just going to beat the game.
It has many paths and challenges.
If you want to skip it, just watch a YouTube playthrough.
a multiple playthrough type game. Now you guys are trying to pull me off the game, bro.
Now you're trying to pull me off the game. Just go the true ending route. I don't even
know what that means. I'm just going to go the route I choose when the route presents
itself. This fucking guy bro. Using SGDQ terminology. This is a slow run buddy, not a speed run.
Deadlock, it's time said no one
All right, here we go, let's see
What do we got here what do we got here the lilac system
Oh god, let me turn this up.
Wait, it just starts?
What the hell, man?
No indications yet of any suspicious activity.
Is this the demo?
It just starts?
Oh, you know what we find.
I didn't press anything.
You're the first to set eyes on that place in years.
And thank you for accepting this mission, James.
You're the only one I can trust.
General Pepper, do you read me?
Something's jamming long-range cops.
Stay sharp, team.
Are you seeing this, James?
According to my instruments, the atmosphere is highly toxic.
And we're doing this job for next to nothing?
We're supposed to be mercs, not chumps.
There's more at stake here than our bottom line, Pima.
Yeah, sure.
General Pepper says his people have detected signs of activity on Venom's surface.
Venom?
He's been here for something to do with Dr. Andross.
It's been years since Andross was banished here, James.
If the atmosphere is poisonous...
All the more reason to figure out what's going on. Dr. Andross made mistakes and he paid the price for them.
But whatever else he is, he is a genius. Maybe he found a way to survive.
Our leader. Such a bleeding heart.
Uh-oh.
God, you are so cool.
Defensive formation
Hey, mom, where are you going? Hey, mom. It's like you told me I'm getting into
What can I say my new boss pays better
Orneria must suffer
death
All who stand in the way of my
Oh, that gun is scary!
Yeah, he's scary, man.
I can't shake him!
Hey, Peppy! Cat!
Whoa!
Giant!
Or just take the shot
If this game came out today would they call it a free game
Fox. Fox. Fox, come in. Are you synced to the training module?
Coming online. I read you loud and clear, Peppy.
Good. I realize you're now strangers to the R-Wing. But it's important for team cohesion
that we all run this exercise together. You know, when your dad was in charge, he would...
Ancient history, Peppy. This is my Star Fox. And we're doing things my way.
Oh, I remember sucking your ass at this.
Welcome to the Arwing's introductory training module. Here, you'll learn to maneuver your craft
operate its primary features try maneuvering now
all right let's see our wing is equipped with customizable flight controls
okay okay no this is fine
all right we gotta go through this
Nicely done, Fox. Easy.
Done.
Tilting is a particularly useful technique.
Tilting.
To move left or right more quickly, you can tilt into turns.
Tilt. All right, a little tilt action here.
Okay, a little tilt action. Sure, sure.
Try tilting to fly through the obstacles.
You're a natural!
Thank you.
Happy.
Thank you, Matt.
Now, Pepper's a good character, dude.
Your craft is equipped with a state-of-the-art G-Diffuser system.
The G-Diffuser builds a charge over time.
With a full charge, you'll be able to perform a variety of special maneuvers.
form of a variety of special maneuvers try boosting or breaking now all right
sure sure x the longer you hold the button the longer your boost or break
action will last oh they're both tied to the same bar will need to build up a
full charge before you can use it again true okay
sure sure sure time your boosts and brakes carefully to navigate the obstacles
okay that was close there it is boys yeah this is going to be a one hour play through at this
right what the summer salt is one of the special maneuvers available there it is
there it is go ahead and perform a summer salt now
A little sunrushed all the action.
Alright, okay, if you go, it will actually reach all the way out there.
Oh, shit.
Interesting.
Oh my god!
Are you kidding me?
This is my right hand that yeah, we're dead
Let me lose a wing your arwing's handling will be affected
Make sure one of the winger item will restore your wings. Ah, I see okay. Oh shit. Okay. Okay
The arwing comes combat ready with a dynamic weapons array
Got it got it.
Oh, is that auto lock on with hold A?
What the hell?
Wait, if you hold it...
What?
Oh wait, what the fuck?
Wait, wait, hold on.
Oh weird.
some enemies when your laser is fully charged. Use a charged shot to destroy a
group of enemies.
Performing a barrel roll generates a shield that will repel enemy fire.
Oh true true okay I can get a little shield action.
I actually get hit by them they were just actively missing oh okay my bad sorry sorry
That's what I like to say.
I just wanted to hear the line.
Go Abarabam!
I can run and snore up to nine bombs.
Launch a bomb!
They're detonated by pressing the same input again.
What's the input?
Why?
You can even launch a bomb when locked on to an enemy.
Really?
Oh!
Wait.
Oh, I see, I see.
You can hold A, lock on, and then Y.
No.
Let's put what you've learned to the test.
Commencing live fire exercise.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
How'd that miss?
The skilled pilot is always on the lookout for useful items.
What was that?
Oh.
Haha, oh, slow Fox, maybe next time
Okay, okay, in fact, well you piece of shit
Might have looked that way to you. I know what I'm doing all the time
I missed that one item laser energy items to implement powerful upgrades
The first upgrade will activate twin lasers
A second upgrade will supercharge your twin lasers into powerful hyper lasers.
Hyper lasers?
Taking wing damage will cause you to lose any active laser upgrade.
Oh, I see.
You can drop it.
All right.
It's critical.
You keep an eye on your shield gauge.
Roger.
Dad.
Does this give me anything?
Oh, that gives me experience.
Ah, that gives me a shield.
Collecting a silver ring will refill some of your shieldgear.
From the silver ring.
I already picked a nut.
That's how you get your HP back.
Collecting three gold rings will increase your maximum shieldgear.
Really?
Increase will persist until the far wing is downed in combat.
You get more points for collecting every single item.
Yeah, it just started as the beginning of the tutorial.
I wonder how this is with mouse controls. Probably very nice.
I'm trying it. Nothing happened. Oh.
How about the lock-on? The lock-on is just so strong.
Rob64?
Hey, who pulled the plug? Things were just getting good. Sure, you almost managed to keep up with me.
Ha, our self-proclaimed leader thinks he's real funny.
Guess we'll have to wait for the rematch.
You're all missing the point of the exercise entirely.
Oh, here we go. Okay. Campaign Boys! Normala!
all right the great fox incoming hail from general pepper priority one
communication patching him through now we need your help star fox hey there
general you seem a little on edge oh yeah
invasion has found its way to our doorstep his forces are laying siege to
Cornaria as we speak the Cornaria Defense Force is spread too thin. I need your team to get down there and launch a counter-offensive
That's no small ask general
My team's available to deploy immediately
for a price
Andross's forces have already occupied numerous worlds throughout the system
They take Cornaria that all hope is lost
Save an area liberate the lilac system and you can name your price you've got
yourself a deal it's a pleasure doing business with you general prep the R
wings we've got a job to do star Fox we're gonna take the system back from
Okay, okay.
Third time the game has been released.
Oh, shoot.
Cornelia, jewel of the lilac system.
Okay, okay.
Atmospheric entry complete, extend the wings.
Okay, okay.
Geodafuser systems check.
Sound off, team.
I'm running through like a Gundam.
So far, so good.
This is Peppy.
All systems go.
Peppy.
I'll go here.
Geodafuser seems fine.
Let's go over here.
Enemy targets up ahead.
Let's rock and roll!
Let's rock!
Alright, game begins.
Why not just always lock on?
It seems so strong.
Slipy, stay in formation!
Now you've done it, Slipy!
Bokey on your tail!
the hell he's gonna buy while i find two my sensors oh you got him thanks box
pay attention slippy
attention slippy
we're entering coronary city now the city handra sure is trash place
oh oh
Okay, so as long as I don't get hit he's get super buffed
Wow, he literally just, like, egged.
Whoa!
I think I'm going the wrong way.
I'm going too high up.
What the f-
Slash!
What's wrong with my seat-up, you jerk?
Ah!
Use your boosters to catch up!
Any day now, Fox.
Thanks for nothing.
Oh, sorry about that.
That's why you shouldn't rush your systems, Jack.
Do a barrel roll!
You'll struggle without those sharp eyes!
Wait, didn't that go die-dive because of that?
At a level?
Oh shit.
I got you, I got you.
Summer saw action.
Uh oh.
Okay
What the hell is that
I'm going to enjoy crushing you, Durango pilot.
Enemy shield analysis coming your way now.
Yeah, this is not letting me Summersault, uh, it's because I didn't make shit, right?
What?
He died?
Hahaha.
What? He died?
What? What are you doing over there? I keep his ass!
I thought he had like 3 more bars!
reminded me of fighting alongside your death.
Gakko's arwing is in the repair bay.
Wow.
Oh my god, Falco, bro.
Wait, he's not dead the whole time, right?
Because he just gained some HP.
A new intelligence report is available at the Hollow Viewer.
Impressive work, Star Fox.
Enemy forces are at disarray.
We can handle ourselves in a combat zone, General.
Some of us better than others.
This is the toughest job I've taken yet.
We're going to have to start working like a team, a real team.
Last I checked, a real team needs a real leader.
As you push farther into the system,
you'll soon pass through the medial asteroid field.
Reports suggest that Andros's army may have used the field
as a staging area for their invasion.
Keep your eyes open, Star Fox.
If enemy forces still lurk among the rocks,
I expect you to make short work of them.
We've got to cover it.
Our skins show unidentified energy emanating from deep within the asteroid field.
I'd love to get a closer look.
It could mean Meteo is more dangerous than it appears.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Whoa.
Meteo?
Alright.
Meteo forms a natural air project in Frunaria and sure it's free of any enemy presence.
Okay, okay, chew?
I
Sick ship bullshit
Who knows what we'll find out here
No, Mojure focus let me
Keep it tight. We're entering the asteroid field.
Oh, shit.
Wait, Falco is still down. What the hell is this?
Scientists say these asteroids used to be a planet. I wonder what's happened to it.
The whole system might look like this if the war keeps happening.
Don't let those rocks ding up the airways.
Oh, those meteors?
Don't...
Apparently.
Oh shit, I shot one bomb.
I got scared.
I think it's just like a dodge portion heavy on the dodge
Well dodge action.
Happy!
Good thing I didn't listen to your ass I wouldn't have gotten some smushed.
I fucking boosted.
coming here from the great park
The bot would have been good there
Recovered
They're on me. Happy, don't worry bro, you're not gonna die dude. Thanks kid. Of course.
Best character. Lock on and take him out with one shot.
This guy is coming back to me.
I remember you like, I guess spoilers, but I won't say.
I remember the encounter with the dad.
Enemy suppressing from behind.
Oh wow!
Persistent laser tech!
Another tunnel?
We're going to dump this!
Brother, are you kidding?
Oh my god, that was sudden.
Yikes.
Oh my god, I missed it.
No.
Yikes. Oh my god, I missed it. No.
How do you use the brakes more? They're very strong.
You're making a big mistake when I tell ya!
We're approaching the source of that strange energy.
Oh, bah-bah-bah!
Boost!
Whoa, what is this?
Oh wasted. Oh shit. Your arming is absorbing the energy. The energy is dispersing. Weird.
Something's unusual about those rocks.
Joe the Fox?
Bruh, how are you supposed to destroy all these?
You got a break and just hit a bunch of them multiple times.
I cannot allow you to go any further.
Oh shit.
I remember this boss.
You're the shield analyzed.
Give us this part of the demo.
Let's see what you're made of.
That blast shield is absorbing your laser fire.
Oh
Thank you man
Gotta wait for this guy. Yeah one more core
I don't know where I'm shooting right now.
Okay.
Really?
I
Know that's where you start boss
Really I admit defeat. Oh, okay
You like piece of shit
Don't tell me you actually felt I did I did
are you missing so bad I'm barely even moving as guns are designed to miss
if
there is
the
Nice job team, status check.
That thing was punching holes through the asteroid field.
Seems no corner of the system is safe from Andross.
Repairs complete on tacos, are we?
Good shit, good shit.
Very nice.
A new intelligence report is available in the Hollow Viewer.
Y'all got you back? You useless shit?
Star Fox, you've made it through the asteroid field just in time. Andros's army
has targeted two of our forward military outposts. The Defense Force is
responding but we're overextended. The only outpost within reach of your
current location is our base on Ficina. I'd like you to deploy to the ice planet
immediately. The Ficina outpost is super remote and sparsely staffed. Why even bother with it?
It isn't exactly common knowledge, but Ficina is the side of coronary strategic intelligence
headquarters. Intelligence? You mean secrets. But that's where General Pepper keeps his dirty laundry.
So the enemy is targeting Ficina because they're after your military secrets.
am I warm I can neither confirm nor deny suffice it to say that for Tina is
critical to the war effort reclaim that base Star Fox before it's lost to us
forever
Ficcini. Ficcini! Ficcini is instead of a keymailer, you're going to stop the enemy from
accessing or destroying classified intelligence.
Let's see, let's see.
Pachini.
The base is up ahead. It's crawling with enemies.
Split up and take it to him.
Oh, shoot!
Oh, well! Is the multiplayer any good?
Yeah, one of these
It's Nintendo. Yeah, it's probably super laggy
And you can lock on for stuff from so far away
That's how you do it.
Score.
Boss, get this guy off me.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, why are you all over the fucking god damn them, man?
Got him.
I knew I could count on you.
Scratch one book.
Hold on, I got turned.
They're pouring out of the base!
We've got him running scared!
Yeah, that was going to be my second.
We've got to find a way to stop him.
Can't do that, Star Fox.
He doesn't mind if I make a mess.
All mine.
Hey mom!
You piece of shit.
I
Fuck you take my shit
Shouldn't you turn that
He just crashed right into me
One more, one more, the last guy!
Oh shit, he's good at being a thug. Really good at that.
He's turning.
Haha, okay.
Oh, shit, he's going.
Fox? Come in, Fox!
Fox!
Really?
You know how to defuse it? Okay!
Haha, that was good!
Really?
But it paid off!
Hey Jeff! Fox!
Fox! You wanna drink?
Fox!
Out in the weather!
Fox!
Oh shit, the metal!
A new intelligence report is available in the Hollow Viewer.
Thank you, thank you.
Success!
The base at Fajina is back in our control.
I almost would have taken down Star Wolf for free.
Pigma finally got what he had coming to him.
Agreed.
With our intelligence network active once more, suppressing matters have come to light.
The most worrying intel comes from solar. Strangely, scans indicate movement on its surface, but solar is a problem for another day. Its surface temperatures make it impossible to get to.
Solar?
I suggest you turn your attention to Sector X. It's the side of Andros' experimental manufacturing facility.
My operatives say the enemy is preparing to unleash a secret weapon with devastating power.
You should neutralize the facility and destroy that weapon before it's deployed against us.
We'll take it under advisement, General.
I'm looking at the intel for Solar. I think there's something alive down there. Look!
Look!
Agreed, Pepe. Agreed.
up to the challenge, Fox. I know they are.
So smart. So smart.
Yeah, no way the game ends at Venom.
And I know Bioweapon has been detected on Solar Surface.
Destroy it before it can threaten the system.
Yeah, this game's more about replayability though, right?
Keep an eye on your shield gauge.
Uh-oh.
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
Ow!
We're cucked.
Sorry I asked.
Oh, ow.
Don't fly too low. Shields can't take you.
Federal dampeners are moving up.
You could've fooled me. I'm grossly in my cockpit.
You're getting wrecked, Fox!
I'm good, man. I'm good.
I can take a lot of hits.
I missed that. Shit.
Oh, nice.
Oh, whoops. That was a solar wave.
I don't know what that was, but that just gave me full HP.
Shoulda got the Rage here.
I
I kind of wanted some of that shit
Whoa, what the hell?
Guess is where you get the brakes
I'm dead. I'm actually dead. How much he's dead?
Wait. I'm alive.
Are you kidding are you kidding
Are you serious
Good riddance. I don't know what's going to turn.
I've got more trouble here. Thanks. I was sweating it.
Ah, it's going to spell the solar flare.
I'm saving him for the boss, bruh.
Holy shit, this thing is dodging!
I got it, nice.
I just keep shooting bombs at this guy.
I am alive.
Watch those wings!
That's it! Don't let up!
What?!
Excuse me?
Okay, what is your arm made at it?
Oh
Are you kidding me bro? Are you kidding me? What hit me? What hit me?
Okay, okay, okay!
Give me this, give me this!
Give me this, give me this.
I'm trying to save my bombs, but I don't know.
I don't think they're super effective against this boss.
Okay, bro.
are you kidding me that move me past that?
I don't know how that always hits me. I don't know how to dodge it.
Oh, I keep in Summersalp out.
I said, there ain't piece of shit.
Uh-oh, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good!
That works.
It's going on.
Watch those blades.
You did it, Vox! That thing's finished! Yeah!
Nice job, Star Vox. Status report.
Did you pepper and think you'd get this close to Solon?
I saw my life flash before my eyes.
Looks like you barely made it through, Vox.
It was a little rough, but we made it through.
Shut the fuck up, Fabo.
Shut the fuck up, man.
A new intelligence report is available in the Hollow Viewer.
Most of Andros' weapons have a common origin.
Macbeth, the industrial planet.
It is the dark heart of his entire operation.
Disrupt that operation, and the enemy's manufacturing capabilities will grind to a halt.
You're speaking my language, General. Let me see what we can do.
I'm hacking the enemy network now.
If we could intercept this train, we'd cut off the flow of weapons for Macbeth.
Macbeth so you want us to cut some mayhem that's my kind of plan we could
target the train directly of course but the railway appears to be secured oh
yeah this level on the track if we shoot all eight locks we might be able to
reroute the train causing further disruption to enemy supply lines it'll
be tough for the our ways to track the target through some of that terrain
actually I've got something that might help I've been tinkering on a prototype
for a ground assault vehicle. It's every bit as maneuverable as an R-Wing with a high-power
laser cannon and hover functionality. Also, it has seat warmers. I call it the landmaster.
You think of everything?
Stop happy!
Where's Luffy?
Good job.
He's not bad.
Macbeth!
What's the word we got here?
Chill buddy, chill.
Uh oh.
Same controls.
Landmaster deployed.
Talk me through it, Slipy.
It boasts and rolls just like the Arwing.
It hovers too.
The train is in my sights.
Let's do some damage.
This train doesn't stop for anybody.
Here you go!
Whoa!
Excuse me, asshole.
Ha!
See, they're not taking me serious.
We've got company up here.
I said I can hover, I don't know how, though.
Get out these fighters for us, box!
Oh, man, I'm shooting here. It's not like you guys are doing anything.
I
Didn't do that
Train hasn't managed to shake me yet
Try the hunter mode
Oh shit, wait.
No, I failed.
We've got to keep pace with that train.
They singled me out!
A little back up would be nice.
You're good, bro. You're good.
I'm gonna try this in here.
Yes, I can.
Use hover!
Wow!
Whoa!
Okay.
Now.
Very good at hovering here.
That's some more.
Almost got me there.
We're approaching the first rail lock box.
Shoot all eight rail locks, and maybe we can divert the train.
Right in the dungeon for the...
We can still ruin this guy's day.
Am I doing it?
I didn't expect to have the useless.
You get to see my new toy.
Lucky you.
One over here.
Shy.
Dead analysis coming your way now.
You're kidding.
There's so much shit right now. Oh, I missed them. That tells you the ones you missed.
I
Strayer supposed to shoot this towards
Curly getting shit on peppy
Yeah, he's dead.
Fuck that, fucks!
I swear you're supposed to keep your dad off like I'm in a bath.
I see like no hit indicator in this game at half the time.
Shoot that weapon!
Obviously that looks like there's a way to open that.
I picked up a shadow.
Heather, you're literally a one HP!
Oh, there we go.
Yeah!
That's it slow things down for the enemy.
Report team.
star of the show! Good to know we've got a reliable tank in our arsenal. It's on already.
I was hoping to cause more mayhem. Did I even do the objective? It said mission complete!
Very nice, very nice.
A new intelligence report is available in the Hollow Viewer.
That assault vehicle of yours got the job done, Fox.
The enemy won't soon recover from their loss on Macbeth.
Sounds to me like the perfect time to advance on Venom.
Sure you don't want to take the landmaster for a spin first, Falco?
Put wings on it, and then maybe we'll talk.
Don't encourage him!
Venom is within your reach, but your activities on Macbeth have drawn a fair bit of attention.
Andross knows you're coming for him.
His bull's satellite has just come online in orbit above Venom.
Be warned, it is a highly advanced defense system.
I must maintain radio silence from this point on, but I know you have what it takes to finish
this, Star Fox.
Good luck.
That satellite's no joke, Fox.
It's stockpiled with enemy fighters, and enough warheads to really ruin somebody's day.
Sounds impressive.
If Bulse is between us and our final target, then it's about to become highly advanced space junk.
Oh shit.
Bulsey? Bulse? Only Bulse is formidable defense, stand between you and Venom, expose the core to make the satellite vulnerable.
Oh my god.
Oh shit, we gotta get through that force field. I got a lot of defenses
Aim for the six energy tower
I'll cover you fuck what is this rain?
I can't cover you all day.
Watch this maneuver.
I've got you covered, box!
What's taking so long, box?
Oh, fuck you, man!
You're not getting away that easy!
Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy!
That knocked out the force!
Looks like we got more company!
Get your own target, Pops!
Wow, okay, I got a bag.
I help your piss. I don't help your piss.
What is this?
I'm gonna fly out of here and then you turn.
One more time, one more time.
Destroy the satellite core!
Get this guy off me!
He probably destroyed the core!
There's literally no core!
Another one bites the dust.
That was too close.
You're joking. You're joking. You're joking.
You're joking.
This guy won't leave me alone.
There's one. There's one.
Knockout.
Venom, here we come!
Sam, okay!
A new intelligence report is available in the Hollow Viewer.
Venom isn't very inviting, is it?
Scans confirm what we've all heard. The planet is totally toxic.
How Andros managed to survive for so long is a mystery.
Well, his lock's about to change.
Careful Fox. Andross is a wily foe, and he's had years to fortify his position.
It's crucial that you keep your eyes open down there. He caught Star Fox by surprise last time.
Not this time, Heavy. It's been a rough road to get here, but it'll take more than he's got to stop us now.
Let's talk more. This is the fight I've been waiting for.
I promised you a challenge Falco and I always keep my word so let's get down
there and finish the job. Fuck you Falco you needed help with two people behind
I've been carrying this squad.
Oh my god.
It's showtime, Star Fox.
Eyes up, jet's hot.
These guys aren't even in the same league.
Keep your guard up! Handcuffs know if we're here!
No kidding.
I think we made a map.
Hey, genius! I'm on your side!
Whoa!
Don't go dying on me, Fox.
Ah, I missed it. Shit. Did I boost it?
Hey, Char. I won't go to anyone else in this place.
I'll take the left. I've got the
I take them all out.
Yes, stay behind. Good job. Yes, yes. Good job, exactly.
There's more incoming! Ow!
Supplies to point. Show them who is boss.
I thought those are bad inputs on the top.
I don't know if all this is slippy, I don't know if that's the correct route.
Ow.
I wish your dad could see us now. Oh, that's creepy. Can you tell us to get the job done?
That was a creepy temple!
He's taking some bit of damage.
Ow, ow.
Thank you Pepe, I needed that.
Oh!
Fuck!
Whoa!
There it is.
You guys clean up here. I'm gonna finish this.
Are you kidding me?
Don't have to do this alone, kid!
Fox, wait! I want help!
Here, don't do it, man!
I can't wait for you, Star Fox!
You know that I control the galaxy!
I'll bury you to face me on your own.
Come on Jojo.
Whoa
What the hell dude
Oh yeah this guy, oh shit.
Yep.
Damn.
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
No way, you still hit me?
I'm dead.
I'm alive, I'm alive.
Okay
Where are these bullets even going?
I'm a very foolish to face me on the road.
Are you so eager to repeat your father's misgain?
Oh yeah, that's how you do it.
No way.
Really?
Holy shit.
Oh yeah, aren't you like escaping and then you meet your...
Something happens.
Ah, then, uh...
Chat, you guys are here!
There it is, boys.
Nice.
Tremendous work, Star Fox.
The Lilat system owes you a significant debt of gratitude.
Not just gratitude, General.
I'm sending the bill over now.
Nice to work business with you.
The payday takes some of the sting off.
But did you really have to snag all the glory
for yourself, Fox?
Come on, Falco.
We helped save the entire system.
The war's finally over.
Yeah, I'm already bored.
I don't know, Peppy. I've got this funny feeling. Like it isn't over. Like maybe we played right into Andross's hands.
Mmm.
Sequel confirmed.
Holy shit.
Boys.
The fool's the cave one.
Damn.
There it is.
Wow. Now do the real route buddy. Campaign complete. You got the bad ending. Buddy, what
do you want me to do about that? I got that. I got everything. You're supposed to play
in many different ways.
Hello and welcome to the game to find new missions.
That was great.
Holy moly.
Chat, you guys were here for that?
God damn.
We're gonna do a couple of matches here.
Now fuck the online.
All right. Oh, I get to take a piss boys. I got to take a piss
What the heck
Hey station, what's going on here?
Now what?
Hold up.
That was so weird.
The controller kept turning on and off with it plugged in.
One sec.
I
Rage quits Star Fox buddy wheel. I literally got the certification say campaign complete
I got the achieve
Two hit the last boss? Yeah, he died a little way too fast.
Yeah, raise quick, we are sorry. We are sorry, Dad.
we are sure
the
Big warning signs are coming up.
Oh!
And it's dangerous to recover when it gets dropped.
Yeah, he made it.
Oh!
Here, this is actually dangerous.
He's gotta find a way.
Just stay safe.
And bring it back.
Oh, nice.
And she fired more than that shot actually.
I hope she did.
That was nice.
Great.
Alright, hit me with the light.
Hit me with the light.
Oh, you're lucky.
lucky
My signature the machine gun uppercut
What a fight!
you
You
That's not even fumble. That was not fumble. He was horrible.
I popped my ult too early. That's going to be the only...
What are you talking about?
Like I'm so close to an anti-social, extra work, an extra piece, mean an extra perk, an absent nest, what the fuck do you work?
Impressive mist, I'm struck by nook, an answer ring!
AI, submarine, lyric for this 5.6.4 with the bad ending and chat celebrated.
Now in the U.S.C. 6, throwing machine gun uppercrups in the first match.
No one plays AI, mother fucker!
That's one of the loudest venues in all the big sports galore says we get underway here at the Bell Center in Montreal
I don't follow what is this individual doing at the moment
Oh
Watch this power so much that it burns properly and still may be the opponent has recovered a little bit.
Yeah, but he put in my nose job. He knows not that it could be dangerous. It could be very problematic for him.
I've almost got a little bit of a boost if the uppercut is landed.
Over and over, he's taking these strikes from the head.
You're a good diving striker!
Oh, they shot way down!
Machine gun.
Watch out for nuts, I-
Oh, my God!
I
What?
And now what color's opened up?
What's that way you're trying to do?
Was that way you were trying to do?
How are you still alive, friend?
45 seconds to go here in about one.
Oh, wow!
Oh, he's got a single strikeout.
Oh, no!
He's got a back!
Oh, no!
Hey!
He's got a back!
That's a lot of bad books.
Oh, what?
That's a lot of good books.
Oh, what?
Ships and perhaps he could...
He's good?
Well done!
Don't do it, he's underway.
Do you believe that this next round is underway in the previous round?
Both fighters got rock crowd going.
Bananas, big opportunity for both fighters.
These are types of fights that makes it so fun to sit right next to the opposite.
I'm gonna call the action.
What's that man?
He's gonna come to the left, isn't he?
Welcome to the left hand. Nothing.
Well, it's been a wild fight thus far. Perhaps they contender for some bonus money at play.
No, that's a shot. This man's got a lot of stress.
He's the one who got hurt. I thought that friend of yours got hurt.
You're kidding! You're kidding!
Why are you defending that?
anything can happen and if you know what he's going to jump out of the car, he's going to jump out of the car.
And if I do this, I already got him taken out.
He's just holding a button, but somehow he blocks the whole garage.
Again, you know, I'm pretty appalled at all such things.
Get the fuck sex now!
I
Now go inside the octagon where first one there it is
Yeah, in this game the kick is very similar to like getting jump uppercut. Or if it's
If you dodge it.
I don't know about it, I'm not sure about it.
Ghost Samurai?
Oh yeah man, Ghost Samurai!
Why would you tell the excitement of the crowd every time we fight here in Abu Dhabi?
It's a tremendous environment.
Why was that such a slow counter punch?
Come near me, bro. I'm a porcupine.
I got him!
Get ready! Get ready!
Well you got to the college
through your public order
they've got to strike you
to the advantage of display here
this month.
Yeah I mean, this fight
seems to be getting out of hand
man.
Oh!
He's hurt us most of the time already
Something's not a change
BAM!
Back and forth we go
these two guys have betrayed
Oh, you should have come up with a throw-in line.
Look at it close, look at it inside.
Give him some of the right distance to land these beautiful knees.
And that underfoot helpin' to control that shot of his opponent.
Nicely done.
Oh, Ought has just opened up on his forehead.
That bear's watching.
Oh!
This case is insanely high too.
He's got to put the watch on.
Oh, you gotta keep messing here. Could be the beginning of the end.
That big story line starting to develop here. That cut really starting to gap wider.
Oh, no!
Good job, Rocky!
Back to the feet now.
Yeah
Anyway, did this you will perhaps
Well, when you prep the way that he's prepping you walk into your meeting it's
You're walking to that fucking foot
30 seconds to go in the round.
The next round, hip shots here will sequence the last man standing.
Any complicate, we'll see what he can do with it.
There it is.
I wish I did though, I love to keep somebody here.
He dropped it at the last second, I've been there, I've done that, I've done that, I've
been there.
Here's Bruce Buffer now, look, look, all these fighters I've rehearsed, are they gonna remember
the random guy with tattoos or they can remember the guy who looks like a fucking bumblebee, okay?
After their session in this game, they're gonna remember that fight, okay? Not the fucking little
10th guy with tattoos.
Oh
Jerry lives in double WWE
I don't think I ever made a joke. Oh, and I did make a Jerry. I don't know if you can have glasses in UFC though
Unless I have like tattooed on glasses
Texas.
you
What the hell, man?
Ah, there we go.
Keep rave sometimes.
Ah, boys.
We're on the street right now.
It's always interesting to see if they're a kicker.
I don't think he is. He had a firm one by now.
I mean early in the fight, he's already at the front, oh my goodness, nah, this could be a good fight.
Oh, nice one, man.
Oh my goodness, he's got his head stomped.
Oh, he knows he's got his head stomped.
Oh, he knows!
He knows!
Oh, he knows!
But if tripping from his left
Right really have that don't push don't push get in official when it comes to a stretch
To make sure that you can fight the whole fight well not long ago. He's landed a big uppercut. We'll see if you can follow that up here
I want you to bring me to the corner.
I want you to bring me here.
I have a defense mechanism as soon as you bring me there.
It's time for some desperation wrestling champions.
That is very bad.
I'm gonna level change, try to get a take on him.
Big right hand.
Right, so the uppercuts have been a big part of the story, not in this one, but the set-ups have really been put for him.
He's got a huge backing up.
Hasn't been able to attract him.
He has not been able to see him. It's a very tricky one, especially in the middle of the road.
get back up get back up get back up
C'mon man, there's no room for a finish!
He did not need a ground counter for the finish.
He's been talking about why I let us re-replay some replays of the damage done on that route
See if we can isolate the strike that caused the cut
Yeah, I'm down
You ready to fight?
Right! I prefer just beating your shit out of them
Without ground and pounding
Slips
Oh
Why
By the board he had a gun nearly finished and now he's recovered and started to recover
I suppose we don't know how he did this, not at all.
Right now, I don't know why he did this.
That's what I'm doing.
Thanks for judging, man.
That was about as good as it could have gone.
5-1 boys, 5-1, 5-1.
5-1.
They put some points into recovery.
I don't know if this is the guy that kicks my ass usually. I'm not sure.
I'm not sure. There's a guy with shorts like this that is like lightning speed.
This leaves a lot to be desired.
Lance and Landon, he's gonna empty his gas tank
trying to finish the fight when it's not working.
All right, you're fired.
Ah!
Nice job mixing the strikes there.
I think you want us to cockle the little ghost bastard.
Oh, a little land right there for stuff.
Full of the fight.
It was perfect.
It was absolutely perfect, John.
Great place to go.
Ow!
They come together, they plant something good, they look good, you better watch out, it's
very close.
You gotta watch it, I mean this kick is so dammage.
Wow.
What the ghost called Moments of Ghost Champ is he found a hold for that strike early on.
Now we'll see if it's a comic to go this way back into this fight.
That was a very close call.
To have him out there, but he's supposed to come.
But if he do, he'll take more to finish this fight.
Let's see if he can either finish it or give him the point to find a way to work himself back into this fight.
out
That could be a source of adversity here moving forward cut man in there quickly to try to shore it up
Actually, there's the order got knocked down by a punch in that round, but he is able to survive
We'll see if they can make it. That's not good. It's not good. He took that shot. He kept on for him
He got off his butt. He got himself off of the canvas and tried to get right back to work
But he cannot take many more guys good. I'm scared to be the guy that's testing how tough that your chin is
It's done, these guys are taking home the $50,000 they laid it all along the line, they dropped
the quarter in the middle of the octagon and then he started to shoot.
There's a nice thing I'm not sure how to say it.
There it is.
It was done. It was done.
That crick killed him.
He dropped his guard.
Racks and replays for you now as he gets it done by TK a beautiful job
All right, oh my god, there he is and spilled the baddest man on the planet the undisputed you thank you
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
He didn't get no he did good
Oh my god, this is the worst song I think I've ever heard in my life, like it actually
hurts to listen to.
I judge anyone who likes this song, I judge anybody that I judge you.
It's fucking cold man. It's cold in the ring
Yeah, where did he get the cool clothes from that guy had like a whole set
Where's my go-to set?
I don't know let's go with this right now
Oh my god.
The B-man has to keep his stripes visible.
You're right.
I'll take this shirt off.
I'll keep the pants on though.
I can't change the music now.
Thanks for watching!
you
You
Tombo
Here's the buff with the official decision
Well, there will be
Damn damn damn
The celebration is on as he gets a huge win by knockout tonight. I got to think there
I blame the new outfit
I
Just by this want to make you watch more fight cards. No, I just like the brawling
Everything else is just a little bit more than the problem.
Do it again, do it again!
Really?
Nice job by him there as he continues to keep his opponent to the outside.
He told us in a fighter meeting on Thursday, I have to control the center of the octagon and so forth.
Oh, he's doing a great job. His opponent, back, is always facing the cage.
He's always the one of the shit.
Ah, you're one of these fucks that just holds back paneled.
Oh, you're a fucking game.
out as he tries to escape.
How many times do you give a chicken slob before he starts to defeat himself?
With every...
He turns the fire button into that uppercut.
He lands exactly as he's supposed to.
Big way in there!
Oh, the fire's back now!
He's ready to clear several uppercuts already DC, gotta think he goes back to it.
I am almost certain he's gonna go, try to find another one of those, but, expect him to really set down.
To try to make one really count, he's gonna try to hit the spot.
Just over two minutes to go, beautiful entry there on the takedown.
his opponent missed the strike and he made it back.
Well Johnny, place for you.
The moment you make a mistake,
badly level change, take down.
You're on your back now,
you gotta work your way back over here.
Nice, we've got there as he escapes back to his feet.
Nice, technical strike there.
Oh yeah, the shot come open.
Yeah, you can see it right there.
Blood started tripping down.
You can see it.
Nice, right there.
I'm not sure if the woman knows what's going on.
So, we've got beat street right now.
This shit's easy burning.
It's not for his head.
You take the hook like that, and you are on it.
Why would he lay?
It's just too much.
Come on, man!
My rinse of rafting here late round.
One is another takedown materializes.
The opposition has had it.
Nothing will resemblable.
No, he hasn't shown him any perfection.
So what's he gonna do?
He's taking off that.
It's been a beautiful performance to watch.
Right on the top.
A strong, crowded, outstretched guy.
He's absolutely gonna rock.
Whoa, heavy shots, straight and down!
Beautiful brown strike land.
Another round of brown strike lands.
That is the worst type of fighter.
These type of fighters, honestly,
Now the focus becomes maximizing these 60s design to be a piece of shit
Battle the whole way away for an opening to hit here and then go for submission
Spiders
That is exactly what you want to see as you're walking back to your school
You're opponent staggering back to his corner and being hopeful that he can get it back together before it started an extra
All right, let's get to the house.
Thank you.
You was perfect.
There you go.
Oh my goodness.
Oh look at that.
Oh, it goes through really hard.
Oh, man, just as we were talking about him in the zone, he got absolutely cracked.
I mean, beautiful shot landed there.
Honestly, you've got to kill all of his women.
Well, you know this is the hurt business, and both guys are compromised at this stage.
All right, so perhaps he's gonna have to address something defensively. There is a legitimate part around his arm.
Yeah, he can cover the arm from that right strike. He can hit it to the arm before it gets worse.
He threw the route, and it's now to go back to his feet.
Why are you dodging that right arm and getting up?
Fuck that.
That's some dumb shit.
What's up?
The man has landed shots and making them count.
He's bashed up and he's playing the food round the corner.
On there, changing it.
Continuing to stay busy here on the ground.
One minute now to go round the corner.
Oh, strong rehearsal on the ground here.
Back to his feet.
Pop it up with some wind.
What a shit fighter.
I just love a snap to the side.
Oh man, let's get a signal back for a high five.
You're wrong.
Oh, that's the point.
Nintendo server has Wi-Fi.
It's the fighting style.
Every fucking number.
Entering this game.
But you can't take those shots.
That big punch landed, and it sat him down.
If he gets hit with another one at O,
it might be a good night I reach.
That's the company, man.
Boy, that's the front.
Stop the damage that he was taking.
That takedown was a bit desperate, though.
You gotta score every takedown.
Stuffs the takedown.
Damn, how good is this takedown?
All right, now, here he goes.
Working on it a half guard.
Oh, beautiful fighting state, that's a vicious position, and now he's got the goblin position.
He's a fantastic top-ranked fighter, man, and I have got to get off the off-roader.
Oh, going for the off-roader now, that might be tight.
Oh, he got me, I had nothing to do with that.
And there's the top-ranked fighter.
Fuck yourself, buddy, you're a shit fighter.
Boring ass piece of shit.
And the Latvian Garbage-Boring-Fucking-Fighter.
It's not for the MMA leader, Rio de Janeiro Brazil.
You're back inside Rio Nessie Arena here tonight and you can expect these Brazilians
It's tricky for them to be loud and to get behind their fights as much as they can.
Every time, I mean, they're mild. They're behind their guys.
They almost propelled the Brazilian fighters to some of their greatest accomplishments,
some of their best formers today.
Oh, no.
Look, stick.
Not a ton of action must fall in this one, DC.
Maybe you can grab yourself.
You know what sucks is that these guys will be mad at you
and the decision's great, but don't like it,
and you think you've got a fight when you're inside of an audience.
Oh, man.
I mean that was beautiful. Great job saving it up.
You know what I'm saying?
You're burning your own very early devices.
They're right here.
All dead.
Alright, so close call moments ago we almost 50-sour burn.
Yeah, but it was all...
Oh, he could have... he would have ended me there.
It feels like he's got a reen on the couch.
Let's see if he can keep pushing.
Or if he tries to still get down a little bit.
All right, so now what is the factor you see
that he has been opened up in that eye area?
Yeah, he's got hit in the eye, and not under the cut.
But it's nothing to worry about too much couch.
He's got to be very careful with it as we go forward.
Oh, man!
Real hook.
White to the target.
I mean, he does a great job of planting that rear-wheel.
And he doesn't throw it hard.
He's doing it very, very well.
Looking really good so far around here.
Can't let him get much more on it.
Alright, so we'll see if he can keep this going,
but as far as scarts go,
he could not have gotten off to a better one tonight.
That should be a plus two right there.
That should be a plus two.
That should be a plus two win right there.
You look like a fucked up coach.
Right upper right left.
left to go to live action here from the T-Mobile arena in Los Vegas.
And that one certainly found the target.
Oh, that's another hook.
Another beam film on both sides.
Oh
Well, she's not suggesting he needs to pace himself necessarily but throwing caution to the wind and all these bombs
Me
He gets countered, he may go to sleep.
Man, that was a massive shot to the head.
You don't want to eat too many more of those.
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This is not a spin, he's got a C-mobile arena.
This is going on top two players in a big.
This is going to be the sport to him.
Did you see that?
Ow.
Oh, damn, dude.
He tanked that and just, ow.
Let's go inside the Octagon where Bruce Buffer has the official beat.
Oh, well there he is after a huge knockout win tonight.
He's going to get to Tony World.
I mean, I'm heading over there right now.
Yeah, that was good.
This guy's a four-star fighter?
Oh my god.
Ready? Ready?
What is this guy doing right now?
and they can invade any missed attack.
Oh blood dripping now.
Whoa!
He's looking bad, man. I'm so stressed.
Oh that power, what got through so fast?
Gotta keep those hands high.
Now this is for a minute or so and I'm gonna go
and move all the things upstairs and flinch.
Flush to the bottom.
The side of Shigeru as he continues to work towards that.
He impressed you so much.
He's helping us to climb that wall.
That guy can never work for them.
He's got stuff going on.
Nice guy with the ball.
He's got the ball.
He's got the beat about it.
He's even though.
That is gonna do it!
Holy smokes.
Interesting. Interesting.
Look at it. Look at it. Look at it.
Now, checkpoint for your win.
Yes! Yes!
The official decision is in. Here is the veteran voice Bruce Buffer.
All right, here we go, here we go.
Let's go, here we go.
Beautiful left punch.
It's a stunning strike, Walbent to go!
Now we'll see the extent to which his opponent has recovered.
Again, opponent's tough.
But his opponent has been on display very early.
This is crazy. Sometimes it's not this way. Anyway, this is absurd.
I mean, some other way than that, it's a problem.
And these guys possess them. They can't stand in front of each other and just roll.
It looks like the up-there guest asked me what I'm going to win.
Thanks for your good job.
I'm not done.
The latest looks in this type.
I'm not done.
Oh, maybe a little bit of overconfidence there, and he paid tears.
We got him.
This is crazy.
We're out of the fight.
I'm not done.
Back to his feet.
Well, you must log the derby on the other side, and this morning, just got it.
Press the instrument button, the kill shot, and get him out of there.
Yeah, he's gotta pour it on.
I mean, there's a part that's been hurt multiple times.
He has no answer for power
All right, Jesus, though his soul focuses attacking that clock
Now it's on him!
He'll take you out of the path, and then he'll have his own position over here.
Try to stop his life.
Oh!
And he's a bastard shot!
Oh man, that cop looks terrible!
He's supposed to stop the fight with that cop.
And he's ever walked this way back to his school.
I'm back up!
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So moments ago you may have seen that up a cut got through and it's a
That's gonna pay for it.
Back to the leg this now, that one's no good.
You're good.
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Just over two minutes to go around one
This man is a wonderful
So, some hand fighting going on here.
A couple of hooks in. We'll see if he can get up with the chin.
Now, it's getting tighter.
You're kidding. You're kidding!
Oh, what a nice shot.
The headshot, the end of the hook.
Breaking off with the back of the back to the man.
Ever in a choke.
They've been set up on other submission now.
No.
He's got to do now.
Oh, no, do the status, he gets out!
That was a great submission, but there's nothing sure about that.
I'm not gonna lie, I can catch this shit.
All right, that's the end of the run.
Let's see the part that's gonna putt on his lip,
not necessarily a Robbie Barber lip opening,
if you know what I'm talking about.
Yeah, that's where the octagon is so bright right now.
It's just been a great wait.
You good?
Let's go!
Oh!
to the
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
You're such a fag.
Man, that was crazy. He was rocking and rolling.
Oh, hold on a second here, champ.
Here, here, here.
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You walk right into that upper and you've got a dead snap back.
Oh, and he caught the kick.
Alright, early round 1 action here. The game plan, of course, was to have out aggressive play, but the landing percentage leaves a lot to be desired.
There's no landing anything. He's gonna empty his gas tank trying to finish the fight, but it's not working.
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Come on over here
Wow
again defense has got to make some adjustments here and if the
defense don't get better at this guy's messing with you
he'll start to really show you
get something to do with the D.F.R.
for all the new legs
how about you like the one perhaps this is the fight for you that cut
this is really starting to open up like
starting to open up it doesn't seem to be affected in too bad right now
It's still bloody, but it's not really limitless, and it is a brand new container.
Let's see if it brews this and wins this fight.
All right, 35 seconds now to go to the left.
Right, so we'll see what sort of defensive...
Oh, man.
This bullpen going for the finish.
Final seconds.
Oh, no.
He got stuck.
That's before you're overboard, so we get saved by the bell, the question is though, what type of condition will he be in when he gets up off that stool?
60 seconds here to recover, the onus is on his corner to keep his head on fire.
Yeah, he messed me up.
Ready to fight?
Ready.
Rob, are you here?
Well, this is crazy that this fight is still going on, and a free-shitter crowd obviously gets behind both fighters.
Both guys just...
Oh
Another body shot gets through kind of think you start to feel those in the midsection
Now he's going to end the fight.
This dude is hurt, he's still firing back.
Oh, and another shot from Kurt Mecher.
He cannot be taking these hard shots with him.
Just over three minutes to go in round two.
Well, no funeral process tonight. Both fighters need to go be damaged on the other side.
Yeah, we knew this would be very competitive. We knew that this would be a fight.
We knew that both guys would be very evenly matched in this fight.
Oh, you're back!
Oh, look at the finish here!
beautiful competition
I mean it's tricky punches
No!
competition, listen
use the billy shell
to make sure you're safe
a lot of punches
like
hopefully shoulders
there's gotta be great ability to score
not the bellies
oh he's off
wobbly legs now
one minute to go in the round
oh!
Oh, man, he has heard I'm not sure the extent to which he's cost with my first Swishlings.
I try not to always say don't pay the crush open, I'm just a big dog with a crossbow.
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Every time he goes, it's a massive explosion.
It's beautiful, John. He's got it all beautifully.
His opponent is a Wabbebette.
Oh, he's hurt. It's so bad. We can adjust now.
Okay, it's the time for him to shoot for a take-down.
Open that as a...
How's that not an instant take-out?
Now we'll be freaking out of him tonight because I'm thinking he's a spider but he's fighting out of instinct and fighting beautifully.
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I wish I knew! I want to try my best!
Oh my god, dude!
Holy crap, man!
What the hell?
What?
Fuck!
My my my my
My my my
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Well, there can be two better back jumps for a mixed martial arts live event than this
Madison Square Garden of World's Most Famous, and you remember when we finally got to the
First the scouting tail.
We've been showing up strong ever since.
Every time you put an MSG,
you come with a big trip.
A river,
it's a fantastic fight environment.
You are so good.
Man, hit one last man.
Just land it a moment ago.
Oh!
And these dudes, when they come together and they plan something good,
they won't kill you. Better watch out.
Very close.
Can you feel the tension in this building for sure?
Because it feels like at any moment somebody will go up.
Oh, I should have blocked that down so I might have done more damage than it did.
You know what you think, and you expect it to.
This guy does a great job of staying small. He's really an Elkman's club.
Oh man, there's the section there!
Oh!
Lee has cut him open.
Yeah, cut him open.
Right there.
Shot lands.
Open the cut.
Well, I should knock this fight out too, but it seems like this sort of plan around here.
It feels like the finish is there for the 10-0.
Yeah, the finish is there.
And you need to be able to take the shot as you try and find the open push.
The green one is not the answer.
It's right in front of the shot.
The first one gets a one-on-one for the guy.
He's got some vets in his hand.
under a minute to go, and what has been a wild round one.
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All right
Oh my god, this is the big one!
Michael Goats called moments ago chance as he found a home for that strike early on.
Now we'll see if he's a opponent who works his way back into this fight.
That was a very close call.
He's got some shins on that.
Huge shots of him landing on both sides.
Oh, boy.
This is a great start, Basis.
I was back up.
Three large bases!
Come back up!
Oh, big stick like that!
Oh, my goodness.
Alright, that's it.
So one minute into this fight, as many can push back the banshee.
Absolute face, you're back and forth.
This is a long wall.
Oh, it's hard to...
Fight like this?
If this was ever a go, it's a long wall!
It's a long wall!
Oh my goodness!
What a fight!
Oh my goodness, man!
There it is!
He's gone, he's gone!
He's gone!
Fuck!
That's located.
This is located!
I ain't no longer here for that!
As they earn this spectacular
Another one another one
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Hop-5 and N.A. I agreed
Agreed
He has back to fight Paul. He's not a steal. Atreus uses Lee to give him the golden problems.
Oh, my goodness, they're trying to land it on both sides.
Oh, you're trying to end it, huh?
You couldn't punch land.
I can do that too.
That was beautiful.
Great job, Zaganoff.
You're learning your own very early in the fight.
Edge of this action as expected so far.
Well, it goes to the upper cut, but it's not there.
Back to empty!
Are you done?
Yeah, he's getting into a big room.
Something's been supposed to make him...
He's confusing him.
He's giving him all the questions.
He's answering.
He's starting to get to the point.
Yeah, he's in a good position.
He's out of space for support.
He's making it...
He's confusing him.
He's giving it up for the crowd.
He's answering.
He's starting to get to the point.
Do it!
Holy smokes!
With a huge knock out tonight!
Wow!
I knew my hands up somebody stuck it!
Somebody stuck me and stuck...
in this game.
I'm not sure any place has had more title changes than the Honda's, especially in the heavyweight
The chance is just the most, the most right.
Well, how many more uppercuts can you take?
They have some distance as they pull apart.
You want this?
You wanted to do that, you came out swinging dude.
I'm no fighter but if I rock a guy to that extent, I feel like I'm closing the shit out of the loop.
You gotta go hold the show.
If you get that hurt that bad, you cannot back off.
Take your time.
Oh, wow.
Who's buffering now with you?
So the celebration.
Oh, wow.
I'm not alone
In my time as I'm 7
Let my head out the door
Ready?
I'm running, nothing like call and fight here north of the border
Skow, Chevette, Green and Toronto
I think my speed is good
Oh my god, that's good
I mean, he walked right into the house.
He was dead.
Specialist is pulling in the pipe.
Look at him!
He's trying to hold his arm still.
Oh!
What the fuck?
Right, so both calm moments ago, we almost hit the shower drill.
Yeah, it was all before.
It was really close. I mean, if you let that guy be more than enough,
let's see if he can keep pressing, or if he can try to stoop to top.
We were talking about something else,
but a moment ago, there was this thing right here.
Oh, he cut a nasty butt on his leg.
Oh!
Trying to recover, but he's in a lot of trouble.
They ain't fighting that way.
Both fighters put a lot of weight on that front foot, but now standing striking has to have less force.
But in Vodac's success,
not everyone looks at the time of the sport.
There was a nasty body shot.
Hit right hand there.
These guys put it early.
He got me, man.
He's really giving it his block.
Damn!
Ah!
I should have just kept going for his legs.
Yeah, a little more kicks there.
All right
Alright
Don't make it go 12 12 yeah, I'll try
I'll try to do it.
Whether you're a boxer or a mixed martial artist, you want to compete in the Madison
Square Garden of World's Most Famous Arena dating to 2016.
A lot of the UFC's best have gotten out of it.
Absolutely, J.A.
And when you grow up as a fighter, the best of your heavyweight, it is your dream to
headline MSG to fight in the heavyweight champions of the world.
I got that on me and I can almost feel all the ghosts of Muhammad Ali.
Oh my god dude, I'm on that.
I don't even know how he killed me that fast.
We now go inside the octagon Bruce Buffer has the official decision
Well, we congratulate him on a huge knockout here tonight
I'm not here but still introducing the fight is the tracksuit a diva
For no fun guys, see you in my lung down.
Just one eye closed, one eye closed.
And I was jumping from the one eye to the other.
Repping on my left side, a gunshot, swimming in my blue fins.
Doors open up like two fins, new whips on Dr. Sousa's one fish.
Two fish, red with blue.
Ah!
Oh, my God!
Stop!
Just not ever talking about you.
He's in his pants.
Don't like his face.
I'm a bitch.
What the fuck are you doing?
Don't you like my face?
He got straight up the flames in the city of Munch Double plays in the box, you know, rock and roll off
He was like, watch us, Trace, stay, shout it with love, how well the blood of Christ is in the flesh
Cut my life into pieces
You ready?
Well, great to have you with us tonight from Bell Center here in Montreal, Quebec, Canada
And a fourth capital of these people make as much noise for mixed martial arts
As any fan based in the world and obviously very exciting atmosphere for the fighters in your stand.
It's a great environment for the fighters. It's a great experience for the fans.
There aren't many places in the world that fighters must have competed more than the Bell Center in Montreal.
Well, we just caught a look on our isolation monitor at that right hand from the moment ago and every bit of it landed.
I don't want for that much.
Well, champ, I'm not suggesting he needs to pace himself necessarily.
Roll him caution to the wind and all of these bombs.
No good if they're landed.
Yeah, he's in land, but if it's not land,
he's got to get back to the ground.
It goes over for the end so much.
It's coming to the big ocean.
Oh, what a beautiful cross there. I'm not sure you can teach handspeed like that.
It's a good cross. Time and strength, but the speed is really what is throwing at the corner line.
Oh, a nice straight punch there to his arm, and he lands it just after catching the leg.
So clearly, he is starting to find his timing not just offensively, but defensively as well. Very good lead there.
Misses with the left hook.
Asking up there, right on the bridge of the nose.
Two minutes were made in the run.
Damn!
Man, he's hurt. I didn't know I handled this spot.
Yeah, he might need to rustle here. He needs to hope that if the opponent gets excited, over-prove,
and presents his hip to him so that he can double-change and take him to the mat.
Oh, it's looking out of range, beautifully.
Nice footwork.
I mean, the footwork's on point.
The shoulders are moving, the head's moving, never on the sideline.
He is by the knee.
Beautiful defensive fight.
Nice shot there, but bounced right on.
Bunked right on.
He never takes anything clean.
He's got a lot of jumpers.
Watch that.
right on.
So he never gets anything clean.
He's got a lot of jumpers.
Watch that.
All right, this guy is so good at countering constantly.
Back to the feet now.
So under 30 seconds to go.
Watch the back.
It's up top.
Watch the back.
That's the one by TK!
What a way to get to finish here tonight nearly busted his head through the canvas it goes into the books as a TK
Oh, okay, man.
Whatever, man!
Bruce Busser has the official decision.
TKO, what a win for that young man tonight by TKO and the judges were looking at their
phones, it's okay we don't need the scorecards.
We don't need the scorecards, do as you may, proceed as you may because this guy knew that
he had to finish this fight exactly as he did, he got his opponent hurt, found the front
I'm shocked.
That's not good guys. I'm getting my ass kicked.
Yeah, they kill me through the block. Their punches weren't so bad through the block. I still picked so much damage.
Oh, I really hate the abuse of this rich advantage as he lands the street on the spot.
Big shots being landed on both sides here.
Side kick foul.
And I'm sure there's a gentleman's agreement for no to deal with out there.
Can't have to break out of the shoot.
These guys are horrible.
I can barely get my notes together.
A huge, early connection.
That's a powerful punch, but it's also about the setup.
That would take beautiful setup that allowed me to land that turn.
Oh, and he escapes off to the right.
He splints it down, and not just the slam, right?
It's the positioning that he immediately works himself into side control.
So try to do further damage.
It's one thing to slap somebody and end up not pulling more.
Obviously to another, a slap should end up inside the control.
Right now, he has to start from zero to try to give himself back to him.
He's going to have to save the place.
I'm going to hold him.
I want to know about one of the things that happened when he said he could not allow
to have happened, to allow his opponent to get into the rhythm control.
Well, he's allowed him to get to that rhythm.
If he doesn't change something, it'll be more than two.
I'm done. I'm done.
Oh my huge TKO victory born tonight. We'll be back to re-place for you now.
Yeah I mean he got him on the ground and he went to work with the crowd and you could see
he was a tit on finishing his shot. He gave him his punch after punch after punch until eventually
he got his opponent out of there.
Ready for the official decision Bruce Buffer has.
Ladies and gentlemen, referee Mark Goddard from the top of the contest.
Two minutes, 55 seconds of the very first round.
The winner by TKR!
Big Daddy!
Well, could you imagine what the celebration is like in his hometown right now after he gets his big image on it?
He said he wanted to leave the judges out of it. Mission accomplished.
Mission accomplished. He left the judges out of it. The judges could have went to a concession stand because once he got his opponent hurt
He was not going to stop and he's got that TK
I don't know if I have it in me for another one
I can't I can't do another one too much too much 24 matches too much
too much too much oh my god don't sleep with the fishes
Um, I don't know about that man, I don't know about that, I don't know about that dude.
It's a trough word.
Sweet guy, you're crazy. No, I'm not doing it. I'm honestly bored to see us now, too.
I'm honestly pretty bored to see us as well.
No, I can't I can't a strike has been difficult
It's a lot it's a it's a mental mental game
Yeah, well this time for real dude, this time for real, kinda shriek, uh-uh.
What do we do?
What do we do here?
Let's do...
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Bro Mario Kart chat you guys are ridiculous mark with Mario Kart. I don't know about that
Sleek is more ridiculous. I did beat Star Fox. I did. It was great.
I could do some armor runs.
Maybe some armor runs.
I could do that.
I could.
Geo guesser.
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Don't know brother, I don't know
Belgium Senegal watch along
Um, bro, the aisle is like put me to sleep game.
I will fall asleep, man, you hear like the nature, the birds, you're in the dam, forest,
come on, man.
Imagine a PUBG win.
I did play trees. I hate you. I did. I played that already. It was pretty cool. It was
funny. What do we do here boys? What do we do here?
Finish POE too?
Nah.
No, no, no.
I don't know, boys, but yeah, I'm gonna chill here, chat.
I'll be on tomorrow, next stream, Thursday, I'll be on tomorrow.
I'm chilling.
How many early chat Jiu-Jitsu's I'll be on tomorrow
the
Till next time chat you guys enjoy your night. I'll see you guys on
Thursday for another one
Yes, because Friday Saturday Sunday is still up for grabs. I might be here for Sunday. I'm not sure yet, but for now no
I'll see you guys on Thursday well because of that. I'll be live Thursday
I'll see you guys then peace out till next time enjoy your night and I'll see you guys tomorrow. Goodbye chat. Peace
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