I
Oh, my good bool.
Oh, Sivin.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Fuck windows, but lately the random backgrounds
have been pretty good, okay?
I haven't been using wallpaper engine.
This is just default.
And every single one's like, ah, you know?
Yeah, I don't know, they're always on the, yeah, the rotating wallpapers are randomly
like, oh, okay. Every time I come to the PC, it's always something different and it's always
an interesting picture. So it's kind of nice. You excited for cat chess tomorrow? What are
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about, dude?
Chima free agent today feels good.
Assassin's Creed, Black Flag.
Oh, wait, wait, you guys don't know what it's like beating a game.
Oh, wait, wait, you wouldn't understand.
Oh, damn, it was nice, though.
It was nice.
Seeing the credits roll.
I know I know main story only. Yeah, the rest is like for the mega fan. Okay. The side stuff I dabbling. Okay. It's like going to the buffet line. You might you try this. You try that.
And then let the clubs fucking finish that shit. I don't care.
and then let the plebs fucking finish that shit.
I don't care.
Give me a little bit of the side stuff.
If it's worth doing, I'll do, but like, I, you know.
If you wanna park where all the islands
and go for all the chests, be my guest, buddy.
Check out Cat Chess on Steam. It's your brand of chess. Is this my is this gonna be my calling to finally go play?
Chess
Look, I'm okay at chess is okay like the lowest form of when someone says okay. I
Know the pieces I know how they move but I can't finish games
What are we doing here?
buddy what are we watching here oh there we go there we go
actually okay actually looks not bad it actually looks pretty good that look
like it actually looks like it could be kind of decent does this play exactly
like chess? What are these supposed to be? Are those the bishops? No, the fuck is this?
Is it the rook? But these are the rooks. Oh, wait, no. Oh, yeah, yeah, it is. Oh, yeah,
it is the rook. It is the rook. You're right. Oh, yeah. Yeah, this actually looks like it's not
bad. I needed a little snippet of the gameplay and the gameplay looks like it could be actually fun.
The question is, is it online?
Chess is difficult, bro.
The thing is, most of the people who played chess played it since they were young, and
then picked up on it.
I feel like a lot of chess is, I'm just bad, I'm bad at it, but it seems like a lot of
chess is, you kind of have a strategy in your mind already going into it, right? It's kind
of like you know where you're going to move the pieces kind of not always. You need to
think 20 steps ahead. Yeah.
Oh yeah, I saw Sam Neil died
rest in peace. The guy from Jurassic Park.
Yeah, man. Yeah, we were just talking about Jurassic Park.
You can make a start on the go. What? A strat on the go.
Oh, I would actually totally play this tomorrow.
Fuck it's single player only buddy. God damn, bro
Yo, so one make a fucking AI program at this point. I don't give a fuck
Okay, make an AI program that you can just inject into these games to help them make
Multiplayer all right
They'd add it they just don't know how or don't have the resources I
Don't give a fuck about AI on the back end
And Harbit Cleaning Simulator is out, buddy.
I did- I just did that in real life.
There's a fucking cat shit stain.
All right, what do we have here?
Okay, yo actually hold on hold on.
Oh the bubbles though, the bubbles.
Zero dollars.
oh shit you get paid per bubble this game looks flies
I'm going to start like this, boom, plot twist, meteor, we're thinking final fantasy, we're
We're going final fantasy with this direction.
What about GTA, brother relax man relax, okay GTA GTA this guy wakes up GTA GTA
Fucking relax relax
Forensic crime scene is out. What do we have here?
No, what happened this game actually looks fucking sick
It's like Dexter, but you just do the job and you don't fucking you're not a murderer
All right. God damn it. What happened? I don't like leaving
everything on anything, but I don't want to end the one like this.
There's not so much potential in this game. I'm so excited to try the release.
Interesting collectable few evidence. The game allows you process mini game email.
You're fine. Next close case. The game plays like an underwhelming demo.
It's four tutorials and three bare bone levels. I feel like before the fact
tutorial level had more content than the actual levels. What?
I thought this game was going to be a hit only for the lobster.
Dude, this guy sounds like he's so fucking devastated.
like it ruined his everything. I'm going to keep this simple UI bad UX bad game lacks any dip.
I don't like writing a negative reviews error I almost did here I love the concept of this game
honestly I did my hand held a little more than I was really confusing. The game is sponsored by
German police you can see posters that invite you to serve as a forensic specialist or a policeman
I would pay for such a game what the fuck uh then this guy's a fan of true crime and jobsons
this really scratches an itch I like the selection of forensic methods dude what
That's it.
Damn.
It seems like it could have been good.
The trailer was better than the execution.
Oh
What is key cruncher
How is this
New Tom Cruise movie. What was Tom Cruise's last movie, Mission Impossible? I don't think I saw that one.
Odyssey. It's probably too late to get IMAX tickets for Odyssey, right?
Ain't no way.
Oh yeah, Top Gun? Was it Top Gun?
Oh
I'm not watching it. I'm not watching it. Okay, buddy. Okay
What is this what is this
Go see it in the morning
nah
That'd be, that's so weird. I can't even, that's like odd.
You want to go see, there's four AM viewings?
I got to like mentally prepare myself to watch a movie.
Nah, uh-uh.
That actually would not be fun.
No.
Uh-uh.
I am not.
You got you got it has to be like a seven to nine to ten or eleven showing
Has to start at the night has started night
Blast vein what do we have here? What is this?
Yeah, sometimes the matinee is nice sure
It's warm temporary, so is the suffering.
Okay, bruh, okay!
Sure, bruh, there!
Tom Cruise?
Dom?
Oh my god!
Mr. Rockwell, uh, my name is Sandy Clarkson.
Yeah, Sandy.
Hey, man, buddy, here's the man with five-foot craps.
Now, glacier over there in Greenland, it shifts five feet.
Now, this desk in front of me is bigger than five feet.
Mr. Rockwell, uh...
My deck is a tenth of that size.
Well, you want me to shut down a billion-dollar platform
over something that's ten times the size of my deck?
I don't believe you understand what's happening, sir.
What did you just say?
Sorry, sir.
Well, I know perfectly well what's going on there,
Cuz I'm paying for the whole thing. I'm paying for your fucking 90% Hungarian goose down winner jacket. I think you're sour
You want to shut her down?
Mr. President we're utterly unprotected against the disaster of this
What
Is that all the bad fucking news there's the nuclear race to
If you like it, what's up, how's that?
You digger here, goddess, and this messin' digger's gonna dig us out again.
Well, that's fucking dope.
You knew, along with the rest of us.
That is why it is your problem!
Forget control, of course, in nature.
At least we could control them in there.
But it happened.
Mother nature's seen a lot of the winner!
They found a save the world.
Wow!
Ah, I fell in love with it till once upon a time.
Is he okay, Mr. President?
Mr. President?
Mm-hmm.
Fuck this, gotta burn the shit!
Burn and kill us!
Tuffy shaped the story.
They already know the story.
They know the facts.
The story is yet to be told.
When all else fails, you hit them with the truth.
You know the hard truth.
Just bang bang bang!
Woo!
Burnin' down the house!
Woo!
Yeah, that feels good, doesn't it?
That's my girl.
Ah.
Sure made me, made me, brother made me.
Same director as the Revenant and Birdman?
Oh, yeah.
Revenant was good with Leonardo DiCaprio.
This looked so bad.
This looks like.
Yeah.
Maybe man, maybe.
The movies were so critical to I were so critical to my youth, I feel like.
I've got movies back in the day. We're like all the time like going to the theaters, you know, for the weekend. I used to fucking love the movies. Now I still, I still love the movies, but I don't go like as much at all.
Even sometimes getting into movies. I don't know. Even TV shows.
It's more tragic on my side.
Yeah, like, it's different. I don't know.
Even like TV shows, there's like good ass ones, but I just don't, I don't know.
I don't know. There's good ass ones according to reviews and people, but like, yeah.
It's harder to get into them now.
Yeah, I need one that's like exceptional.
Like I don't know that a lot of the good ones don't hit the exceptional level so I don't feel like giving time to it.
I know a lot of people mentioned severance. I just hadn't really watched a severance.
It's because the video games are better.
Yeah, I don't fucking out whatever. What do we have here? They're not trying to make copies of the game. I know I saw Scribble Hunt.
I seen it, bruh. I seen it already.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm
You either love the medium or you are a tourist
Yeah, I see that I see that I
See that bro
Check wink out online PVP way severance completely ended the show's done
season one of severance was good season two was hot garbage are you saying I dodged the bullet
button I could have I could have season two was fine damn I don't know bro I would still die on
on the hill of the last full blown show
that I was fully invested in was fucking Game of Thrones.
I feel like my time, my TV show Hype Time has like,
it's like then, it's like almost before and after.
Like that show fucking broke me, dude.
And the payoffs, it was such a long spanning fucking part of the TV with so many seasons.
It spanned how many years of television?
It didn't feel like a long time, but then like how long it spanned to then like the
like you were waiting for fucking Tyrion to finally, like, talk to his fucking dad or whatever his trial it like took so it was like the build up of so many events and it was like yeah the ending suck balls but the journey was so good.
so good. There are so many good shows. Now it's like, yeah, since then, there are good
shows, but not to like the level of that, the connection to that. Like, yes, there have
been good shows, but now like, I feel like that was the last exceptional ass time invested
show I feel like I've watched. Yeah, I watched like the fucking New Dexter and shit. But
That's more like a can't like that shows just like a just like a fun. That was probably the only other one I watched
Like that was obviously alright
I show that everyone follows
Better call Saul I better call Saul was good
But it didn't hit as hard as breaking bad. It really didn't
I'm talking like breaking bad like peak watching it as the show was coming out every Saturday
or Sunday of the episode or whatever like watching it alongside.
Was it Saturdays or Sundays?
Even Pluribus people were like, yeah, Pluribus is, are they on season two?
Is that show like truly good shit?
I think I tried watching and didn't fully get into it.
Are we talking same separance level like season one is really good than season two is going to be potato.
It what it is from the same guy.
Vince Gilligan or whatever.
I've heard of from as well watch fringe exactly I watched fringe to that's what I'm saying fringe was good fringe had good twists it took me a bit to get into that show I watched all of that's the thing those shows I've seen I've seen the new ones don't hit as much lost fringe heroes.
Uh, fucking sure. Mr. Robot was good, but I wasn't like diehard about it. Obviously, Sopranos, like all of those shows were great, but and like out of all of that.
Scrubs fucking, uh,
The shield was so good to I watched the shield. That was a great show. The shield was good.
Yes, obviously everybody's seen the office. I still think Battlestar Galactica was the best sci-fi show
Obviously the wire fucking friends silo. I never saw
Bro, I even watch fucking vampire diaries, I don't give a fuck like even even older shows I I had watched all the different genres
True Blood, watch that shit too, like all those older shows.
Banda Brothers, yeah, yeah, I mean, Smallville, I watch Smallville, yeah, Penguin I watch, that's more newer.
I'm talking about the older TV shows.
I told you, it was Post Game of Thrones.
I swear to God, the shows before that, it could be nostalgic talking to.
It could be yet and boardwalk empire that I watch for walk empire to
Peaky blinders. I saw like two three seasons Hannibal was good to sons of anarchy was great
24 fucking 24
The 24 was ass not 24 was great
Fucking Jack Bauer. No, that's so what dude, how did they not make a fucking video game?
I feel like 24 could be a good action video game. They did. Oh, it was probably fucking bad.
24 remake and burn notice. I never watched that. Yeah, prison break. Yeah, I already mentioned
lost prison break. Um, Oz was really good too. House was great. Yeah, always sunny in
Philadelphia is really good too. Like I watched all that shit. I actually heard the pit was
a good show. I that one I almost watched and I never did. Sometimes it's a little too real.
Ed, Ed and Eddie, yeah we're talking, yeah you're getting into the animation side of things.
I never watched Supernatural, but I remember it. Person of interest I tried getting into, but I remember that one.
fucking suits as well. I know suits is making a comeback, but I watched it when it was, like, coming out.
Uh, ye...
Yeah, succession I never watched. I know people love that show.
Sesame Street?
Yeah, Sesame Street is still really good.
Nah, dude, it's good shit, bro.
Cookie monster. Come on, man.
What the fuck? Two and a half men? Yeah, two and a half men. Yeah, that was a good shot, too.
What the fuck? Yeah, all those older shows, True Detective. Yeah.
I'm telling you, bro, before Game of Thrones, man, I told you, man, it's like a timeline break.
Maybe that's when I broke Silo from foundation. Yeah, you're talking about new shows now.
Those are post G.O.D. We're talking pre G.O.D. I still think they got to bring back to Flintstones.
I don't know how the fuck they haven't brought back to Flintstones. That's crazy. All these
shit as fucking streaming services no one's defib the Flintstones are we
kidding literally insane
and they got to bring back that dinosaur show too forgot the name of it
What are they? They're both dinosaurs, but the other one with the dinosaur family.
How is it literally called dinosaurs?
Even the jets, I think they tried bringing back the Jetsons already. I swear they already did that shit.
Mr. Bean, yes, Mr. Bean's fucking goaded, bro. Mr. Bean's fucking hilarious. I do remember
check. I watched check as well, yeah. Um, watch Clarkson's farm. Um, what do we got here?
Yeah, Sunza Anarchy was fucking great. It was.
Did you try Season 5 of CS? I have not. Not yes. The Mentalist? Oh yeah dude, the Mentalist was also a pretty damn good show as well.
I actually really enjoyed the Mentalist.
I don't know if I ever finished that show, I think I, I think I, I, I know eventually
it like fell off or something, but it was a good show, network TV.
You know what, a lot of it was network TV, but somehow they actually had really good
shows on network TV.
I mean, that's how it all started.
Now it's just like the same shit, jumbled around,
packaged the same fucking way,
and you just get, you just get this digitally get it faster.
Did you watch the Mayan spin off?
I did not, bro.
Fringe is cringe?
Dude, that show was so popular for a while.
That show was so fucking popular.
Hi, what are we doing here boys, what are we doing, what are we doing?
What are we doing?
I think the boys, overall, the boys was good, but it was alright.
Now looking back in retro, honestly, Homelander carried the show, the show in general was
like super potato. Overall. Nothing fucking happened. Nothing happened. There are some
like shocking scenes here and there just because they get away with like showing dicks
and stuff and like doing weird shit. So it had like that audience shock value to it or something.
I don't know. Like, you know, they, that's what they did with the show. And then obviously,
Homelander carried. And then the whole show in general was just like, okay,
like you could skip the whole show and you wouldn't miss anything to that level. Like,
there wasn't that much investment. I always thought the boys was all right. I kind of,
I honestly, I always was like, what is homeowner going to do here? Like it's always like the threat
of him was what kept it interesting. But then it kind of, yeah, then it just kind of got thrown.
They just like it felt more like a stalling of him like a
It was like a chase the whole show was a chase and I feel like it got to a point where after five seasons
It's like bro. How is he we still alive like?
It was so much it felt so dramatically where it was like dude homelander. You could just fucking kill all these people so fast
It felt like he was like it was more drama or more
Oh, we're in the presence of Holmlander and like stupidly, he's getting delayed by these
fucks.
Yeah, it kind of felt like at the end, the whole show was stalling as I'm doing right
now.
Like Holmlander, it was just like a very slow burn of Holmlander could have finished this
for so like a long time ago.
or whatever are we watching it says the expert.
Dude, I'm not an expert.
I'm just telling you my opinion, bro.
You probably got the fucking boys poster
and behind you as you type that it's fucking guy.
OK, man.
People funny.
The show is written before Trump became president for second term.
Apparently, I just matched the vine of the show.
Yeah, I think a bit of the paths definitely collided, but like, you know what, outside of that, I don't think that's what drew people into the show initially.
I don't think so. I think it was more like just an interesting concept of like a super fucking powerful superhero. Well, anti hero.
villain eventually but like what he does it was more it was honestly that is who
carried the show butcher was like alright I don't know who I'm talking to though I
don't know if you guys thought like the boys was the greatest shit ever I every
time I watched it it was kind of like alright let's see what happens it wasn't
like holy shit. Overall it was like a super mid. Super mid. What I'm trying to say is
if everyone's ever like you see the boys they're fucking lying to you they're not your friend
because no one would want to waste your fucking time. Alright. By recommending that show.
All right, there you go. Fuck you and your voice poster rip that shit off the wall
The LDR is a waste of time bro. You're not rewatching it
Game of thrones though is different
I would say it is worth it even though they fucked up the ending. I think the journey is still worth it
If we're talking about two fumbled endings or whatever the fuck
You can hit that you can hit that I would say the journey is still worth it because they did pop off and
Then you can translate it back to the book and blah blah blah if you really wanted to
Whatever same with lost bro same with lost they fuck up the ending. It doesn't matter
I don't know if it would hit the same because it's different
recommending a show to someone that you watched every week compared to just binging
And obviously doesn't hit the same two different journeys
Thank you.
you
All right, sorry about that, let me see here, all right, what am I playing today, I could
do five Sleek of five Starcraft to five Geo guesser five I could go around the
world here on fives bro I could hit every genre five UFC's even I could go
all over. Single player play
through. I do. I just beat
Assassin's Creed, brother.
Dude, Mecha Chameleon.
The Mecha Chameleon is great.
I don't have the urge to go back to it.
Esports manager.
Yeah, I don't have the urge to go back,
but it was fun.
It was it's still a good game, bro. It's a good it's a good game
One win in cash dude stronghold if stronghold was out right now, I would play it
But it's not
I'm not sure what I'm saying.
Clear the supermarket?
Fuck no.
Hell no.
Crimson desert.
Beating crimson desert does not sound like a bad idea.
Five wins AOE two.
I know I will go back to dark and darker just because the faint death looks funny.
I'll go back when the season comes out.
One chess win?
I don't think so.
I'm like 300 ranked in chess.
I actually think it's I'm like actually in the brain deads.
It's actually nice actually bro.
We're in like a pit.
We're like a pit of rats and like we're just trying to fucking battle each other with twigs
The three hundreds are crazy, bro. This is what it's like being silver and counter strike, but in chess
I don't know, Chess.com, right, isn't that the best place to play?
No hashtag ad, where's the best place to play chess online?
Oh, is it really?
Oh, okay.
Leechess, or, oh yeah, also Leechess.
Whatever just gets you right into the game, 1v1, the end.
Are you playing Outlast Trials?
There's a new update coming out tomorrow.
Only if, I could play this game, I don't mind.
Only if,
What do you call it?
Only if it looks good, because that game is boring after like one attempt.
Dino Blade? Oh yeah, this game's demo was pretty good. Is this coming out?
Oh, Funnel Runners as well. This game looks like it's going to be good shit. I want to play this. It's eight players, so it's more like party slop.
slop it's not co-op slop all right eight of us can run away from tornadoes we
will be here wait is this Thursday
Friday then Friday
I saw Wardogs is doing a playtest soon.
I also was randomly in the mood to play some Battlefield today, and fly a jet.
I have been a little bit in the, uh, yeah, a little bit.
I don't know.
I guess the good thing about Battlefield is it's crossplates, so they would just throw
you into a server.
But I don't know if there's bots.
There's jet customization now.
I need to download the game.
Fuck man.
Play Battlefield 1.
Hmm new season comes out next week
Play one while six downloads, you know what one is great, but you know I want to fly a jet
One you're kind of bound to the
What don't get me wrong one is fucking 10 out of 10, but if I play one I'm gonna be sniping. I
Want to like fly shit
Play ace combat yeah, but I want to like be online
Unlock the mini scout
This fucking guy
I don't even think I got the game downloaded. I've like the red sec downloaded
HD multiplayer and whatever the fuck this is
I take a while I might play this today, maybe maybe I've been kind of craving just seeing it
Just going on a 64 player map, you know
I know that's what I'm talking about. I'm downloading the multiplayer. I'm not playing Red
Psych. Hold up. Hold up. Now, did the league, the league, how about start league arc with
classic league. You know what? Classic league doesn't sound like a bad thing if they, it's like a
re-release. But that doesn't make sense. I guess what's weird about league classic is why are they
splitting their player base? I guess it doesn't matter. You can probably access off of the same
client. Oh, it's a limited time mode. Oh, oh, I thought it was like a whole thing. Oh, who gives
of the shit then. Sweka or end stream buddy. 60 verse 60.
Plan a side like angels fall first.
I'm not going back to the aisle just yet. I will eventually just not yet.
What is angels fall first? What do you guys, what do you guys like in here?
What are we doing here?
I played it for 0.2 hours
Oh, is this like Planetside?
It does have that look to it, it kinda does look like the planet side.
I'd rather clean the carpet.
That's cool, brah.
What have you seen, carpet cleaner simulator?
Have you seen?
I don't know, has anyone tried this? Is it good?
It looks like it could be. I see the planet slide in it.
on online PvP 700 player playable offline with BOTS
motherfucker that's crazy dude I am not this type of gamer at all playing this
game to just play on an offline server with good AI
Holy that is not that's up to each their own to each their own some people love that shit
It's similar plans I guess but it's better to just play planet side directly
I did that as a kid a lot. Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure sure
Most online players are basically bots
I see that shit, bro.
I see that.
Wasn't there that one thing with like MMOs? They said it was hard to find some botters because some, the bots mimicked players too much.
Because some players just did the most mundane fucking, what would be the most boring fucking task.
which mimicked what the bot does.
And then I was thinking about it,
sometimes I would just listen to music
and just grind killing fucking mobs,
which is basically what the botting programs did.
I'd be there for an hour,
I just keep killing the mobs and seeing the XP bar go up.
That's what the botting program did.
If a game makes you play like a bot, the game is bad.
Um, I mean, not really. What are you talking about? What about when you're grinding something?
just like repetition. It's more like you get in more of like a meditation state of just repetition.
I'm talking about like, okay, I'm gonna grind these fucking, like, you know, you just grind
a mob area for like hours in a game or in an MMO.
Well, those are just doing lame excuses.
You can log in, stand near the mining node in retail, and you will see 20 bots per 10
minutes going to mine that shit.
Holy.
Twitch plays Swikegame, Twitch plays Swikegame, chat game widget.
What the hell is this?
Twitch chat controlled Swike watermelon game.
Dude, there's no way.
This is meant for like five people.
you guys are gonna break this shit.
This guy just linked me a 14.99 esteem add-on,
or stream add-on.
I've never seen that before.
Ba-na-na-na-na.
All right, child, what's the far we're doing?
I could have some battlefield six just seeing what's been going on. I kind of want to just bounce around games, bro
I just want to bounce around games. I don't know. I just need a little bit of knowing what I'm bouncing to
Just try a bunch of random shit play a bunch of random shit
But hunt, um, I had some decent success in hunt, it was fun.
Hunt was, hunt was a good time, um, yes.
One win game. I've played horsey game. Yeah, maybe we hit up some battlefield six
And see what's going on here with the jets
Wait a week. I just want to jet breath. I want to jet. I want to see if I still got it
I was thinking of also playing Microsoft Flight Simulator, but I need an objective
Actually, the objective in Microsoft Flight Simulator would be taking an A320 and then
I don't know if you can wait in Microsoft Flight Sim, can you pick your plane and do
a tutorial on the plane?
I don't know if they go to that depth.
Oh yeah, it's a like a semi-kana learn how to actually fly.
Oh, there is a commercial airline tutorial. Oh.
Yeah, there's YouTube tutorials, but when you have the game, it's different.
I am allergic to tutorials, but when it comes to a fucking plane that you're trying to simulate,
that's when you listen to the tutorial.
The game you might suck initially, but then you pick up the nuance fast.
Alright.
Alright, did I completely disable Blishat?
Oh, yeah, B. Alright, model.
I said I wasn't gonna come back to this game in a year.
Fuck.
This might be short-lived.
I think I'm maxed out.
inside shop.
All right, um, are we good here?
I feel like I'm missing a whole section
I
Wait you can actually change the jets now what the hell attack jet. Oh shit
I feel like it's very easy to get shut down now. You can change a couple of these
All right
All right, where do I want to go for just straight up conquest, right?
Should I go conquest right?
Browse modes
Shoes near maps, can I do that browse modes?
I forgot the fucking hulu dev cursed this game, so I don't know what the hell I'm looking
at.
Go all the way to the right.
I didn't do anything.
Experience search.
Right, right, are we here?
That's Portal.
You're in Portal, dumbass.
Alright, multiplayer.
I went all the way to the right.
Directions do not make sense.
Multiplayer.
All the way to the left.
How the fuck do I read the one guy that says
right when it was all the way to the left are you kidding me
what am I like an air breakthrough and conquest conquest for jets right and
then what are the new maps
I'm not gonna lie I think they're in New York I was hyped for but I think they're
New York map what it didn't hit I think I blew it up in my mind more as to how
cool it was gonna be but I felt like it was a little it was underwhelming I love
my city maps brown but mm-hmm I feel like for like a new city look it under
delivered I get so base how do you know if they I know they had to as well both
of them underdelivered. I want to only play the jet maps though. This one doesn't, this
one doesn't, Railway does, Operation Sobek doesn't, Merak doesn't, liberate, fuck liberation
peak. Is that everything? I think all of these have jets.
Barak Valley has jets?
All right.
Discontaminated have jets?
Escalation?
Ba na na na na na na na.
Higento doesn't, even though there's a jet picture?
Liberation is so good, all right, band if it sucks balls.
Liberation just reminds me of the damn beta
All right, I feel like the only people playing this are actually I don't know you come back to battlefield you can shit on people
It's a fresh fucking lobby come on man
No one's even here right now
buddy buddy buddy what the fuck is this
what breakthrough doesn't have jets you pepeg
I have a better idea boys this is actually how you play the game you don't
listen to chats bullshit ass custom search and you just press the conquest
button and hit play. I could have done escalation but you can't choose both. I don't think there's
jets on this map. Fuck this one's dead too! Wait, didn't they update the game and make
Make it so DFibs one tap again?
Wait did they actually do that?
Oh my god, wait hold on I gotta test the community.
I gotta test the community.
Well was it breakthrough that I used to play with the DFibs?
They fucking removed this shit in the beta.
I'm here now, let me see.
That was a casual breakthrough?
Breakthrough.
That's crazy.
Just a quick break, son of a son, I'm rather.
No fun allowed, ruin game?
Okay, everybody is AFK.
Look at these names, bro. AARP, I'm Target. Any paper, Crankdog, Droopy, Jimmy Deans.
I don't think I've actually ever had a Jimmy Deans, but I see them everywhere, though.
I always see them in the frozen section. Never had one. They make a bunch of shit.
Where is the player distribution?
The whole enemy team is PC.
Oh I know, it actually mixed it up.
What the fuck, man!
What?
Wait, does it take longer? Okay, let's see. This map might not be good for this. I can
already tell it's too vast. Yeah, this might... Did they make it so the charge is longer?
wait what they changed it they changed it these motherfuckers no mm-hmm I was
holding left click it then a charge is there a cool down once you do it they
They brought it back kinda, you fucks!
Nah, they changed it!
Hold on, hold on, give me a fucking second bro.
Okay, this is like a plane that hasn't been turned on in a while, all right?
There's a lawnmower you gotta keep on, uh, trying to turn on, all right? Hold on. Keep pulling the string.
This map might just be more of a sniper map, too.
It does kind of have that just straight up look to it.
This is like a super-open map.
I need a fucking revive fuck man. I need a revive bitch
Okay, are we winning right now?
Someone's got artillery.
Ow!
Okay.
Yo, is that a mortar?
Where are they shooting at us?
What the hell is that, Shimad?
It's actually a mortar spam.
I might need to turn up my sensitivity a little bit.
That seems very, very strong.
How important this has taken!
Okay, okay, Chibra, yeah, yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on!
Hold on, let me just see...
How much, what's the, this isn't good...
This, oh, oh, 1v1, 1v1!
1v1, 1v1!
I don't know if I need to aim a little higher, higher?
This guy has found me.
Holy shit.
I
Don't know
Sam I going too high too high
Honey are you peaking today you fuck
I'm still holding on to you.
Chat, relax.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Give me a second. Give me a second.
Paint to see what meter...
Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here.
Don't the Toriel Tony me.
Weird that this team is just getting shit on.
I'm back asshole, where are you?
Why?
Is this guy really just purely hiding right there?
Yeah what are- what are- what the fuck is this right now?
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
Why not play Paul World because I don't want to fucking take care of shit.
is actually good I mean if you is 1.0 like a lot better than when it first came out I
I mean it probably is
Obviously probably a good game. I just don't feel like playing that type of game
You know, I really don't feel like sorting through fucking crates of a bunch of shit, you know
I will keep attacking this side you piece of box. Oh my god
Try it a bit. No, I'm good.
Tiger shark!
Jimmy Beds, I'm gonna fuck!
I'm gonna fuck with you!
Yeah, it's it's not only me. We are all collectively getting shit on no one is making progress here
No, no, and it no and we're not making any progress
And it up my sensitivity by like
point a little bit okay interesting interesting it's got to be lag
Suppressing. Suppressing.
Ow.
We're dead, Robert.
I don't want to be raised!
How did that not kill him?
I'm hit!
Oh, he was behind some shit
All right, I got to take this into my own hands. All right, this team fucking sucks balls
All right, they can't even kill the enemy team. I can't just as really snipe. I need to remember how to be a medic
I don't even know if this is a good gun
Buddy, where the fuck do you even go on this map?
They're giving us a bunch of trash to hide behind.
What the hell even is this?
Oh my.
Whatever, whatever, this is a good warm-up map to remember the game.
Yeah, this is a good warm-up.
Fuck!
Mavic!
Come on!
Take what you can carry!
Alright, we got this, bro!
Never give up!
It would be there, bro.
Res me! Res me!
Me and the Mavic!
We're gonna win this!
47, we can work with 47 tickets!
We can work with 47 tickets!
Keep pushing, boys! Keep pushing!
Oh my god.
To the race! To the race! To the race!
We're winning this shit. Fuck this map, but we're gonna win.
Do I hold? Do I hold?
Nah, they got- we lost.
We're lost.
Are you kidding me? You're all the way up there, bro. 50 places you could be and you're on that. Oh my god.
I was about to have that that was about to be the moment
You fucking shit yeah, that's not fucking blows ass
These guys are already set up on every angle
All right, last one back in town.
Oh, now that guy's nowhere to be found, huh?
Wow, I was aiming high.
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, we're pushing.
No, we're not.
GG it.
GG boys.
Jamalousa's over, Doc. It's over.
Here's an attempt.
What's that, bro?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever, whatever, get warm up.
Just wait, the next map, the B-fibs are coming out.
Unless this ends up just making us play the same map and just the other side.
That might actually happen.
Yeah, they should just rename that map to Dogshit.
Welcome to Dogshit.
Here in Dogshit, the spawns suck balls.
You will fucking hate the map.
So we decided to call it Dogshit for Season 3.
accurate. Excuse me, apply you fuck, apply! What is this? Oh there we go, there we go.
Okay, that map even sucks on Conquest.
All right, let's see if Defibman works.
100% Pegal Knights?
What is that?
All right, here we go, here we go, boys.
Let me show you why they nerfed the Defibs,
even though they're still nerfed.
No jets in Breakthrough, I know I'm gonna,
I wanted, I'm testing the D-Fibs and then I'm gonna go play with the Jets.
They should have just remastered all the BF3 plus DLC maps.
Yeah, sometimes you want new shit, but like, you know...
Wow, yeah, they would, the way they nerfed it?
Oh my god.
Wait.
They made it so you can't continue.
It's fucking weird. It's weird.
The tech is changed.
They added like another weird antler.
I don't know. You can't charge up the second one fast.
Yeah, like, right there I should have been able to charge.
Yeah.
Yeah, you can't really...
You have to slow your pacing.
And you have only so much ammo.
Come on, bruh!
It's dead. It doesn't work.
It doesn't work.
Dream died.
We gotta wait for the next battlefield now.
You can still do it. It's just a lot harder. Someone kill the dead drone!
What? Dude, like it cancelled it right there. I was holding it.
Oh, that was weird. That was weird. One sec.
Where's they at? Sometimes bugs and doesn't recharge.
Are you kidding me? They broke it and that's how they fixed it?
I'm done.
What the hell?
Wow.
It's decent. They don't expect it.
I do have the most kills on the team, so I'm doing my job here.
Oh god.
Oh.
Oh, fuck it.
In the coffee shop. In the coffee shop. Up the stairs. Up the stairs.
Not the window!
Through the coffee shop!
Run around! Come back!
Oh, I missed!
You're crazy. I thought it was coming for the rose.
Yeah, he got me back. I saw it.
No!
He didn't mean to, okay? He didn't mean to.
Traged your shield for the small med pack
Does that make it so I can like go in and kill better
Dude right there I tapped bro I tapped
That's that's BS! How is he alive? I need like a slow-mo clip of what happened there to see if it bugged or if I fucked up. I don't know how I fucked up.
Fuck that.
NO!
The slide might reset it, I can't tell.
Was it a miss?
Ah, shite.
Boy, I got ten tails with the shredder and I'm going in I'm taking out the medics.
Alright, let me set up my zone.
Okay, it's not cancelling it here, hmmm.
Why doesn't it cancel it? Usually. Yeah, it should be a hundred percent.
What? Oh my god!
Bad place to spawn.
Oh, you would arrest me.
Oh, I have some, I have some heal people in here.
Okay, you guys are actually from the stream. Alright.
Hold on, hold on!
Interesting.
I
People dying here
I was trying to get under and I was trying to get around.
If I fell to this side, I would have been good.
Protect the stairs!
These are all snipers, man. No one will cross.
Get us up, bro, get us up, bro, get us up, get us up, oh god.
I know too much.
I
Fuck out of here, bro. This guy's got like the battle pass times six ultimate past double XP that works it was
I'm an eel on the piranha
Now, what are you doing in spawn, guy, what is this, is this going to play the objective
or play just, what is this?
He's crazy.
crazy second floor coffee shop how do you think it up there
they shot everything at me
from downstairs
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Yo, what a- wha- where are all these teammates? Where are these enemies at?
Okay.
Fuck!
I'm starting to judge where you guys are, where I'm squad spawning.
Every squad spawn has been instant death.
I thought I didn't see him and held his B button on his controller.
He has an LMG upstairs, guys.
Other side, other side, other side!
Is that Granted?
Oh my god.
I'm going to A, at C.L.
At C.L. but instead of daggers I have defibs.
Oh dude, what even happened?
How?
Buddy, you did a res, bro.
It's an important to the cause.
It's an important to the mission.
I get it.
I wouldn't rest me either.
I get it.
And I'm leaving.
And he's back.
He's back.
And he's leaving.
And he's back.
And he's leaving.
He's sleeping.
He's back! He's back! He's back!
That's what I'm talking about.
We got a bag.
Are you bitch ass, motherfucker?
Oh, you think he's after you? God, shit! You don't got shit!
Your battle pass ain't saving you!
What the hell, where is everybody?
Oh my god!
That looked like I defibbed the launcher as it exited.
Alright, like, G5Nay has exited the launcher?
Oh my.
I'm gonna kill him.
Alright, let's go.
Dude, they nerfed the deep-air range.
are you kidding me even that guy is surprised
No, he was turning like a controller.
I literally saw him turn the radio while spraying and finally the bullet hit me.
I saw it.
Drop, bitch! Drop! Drop!
Come on, man.
That wasn't the same guy though, somebody else.
Oh!
Come on man.
I think the dream is dead.
Ow!
500 milliliter can of white monster?
I tried white monster, it's disgusting.
overrated trash I nerfed it boys. I nerfed it.
Get me a jet!
True, maybe you just need the acquired taste of liking energy drinks.
And then if you drink energy drinks, I mean the Zero Cal version is definitely going to
be like the Holy Grail.
I see that.
I see that part of it.
Yeah, no shit, drink water and all that.
Some people, it's just like drinking Coca-Cola and then drinking Coke Zero.
It's a lesser of two shits.
No shit, drink water, bro.
Congratulations, bro.
You literally solved everybody's fucking problems.
Oh, wow.
Coca-Cola sales, Mosser sales, plummeting, everybody.
Just drink water.
Wow!
Everybody, wow!
We got billionaires in the chat!
What the hell?
Shut the fuck up!
Okay, as I was saying, so yes, it is the lesser of two.
Well, there's no jets on this map, there's no jets.
Where the hell are the jets?
What if I keep connecting to Conquest until I get a jet server?
Custom search throws me into like a brand new server.
Yeah, there's no jets on this one too.
Custom search conquests goldmood railway
Railway of gold to goldmood, right
only level 47 yes wait does escalation not have jets
Uh oh.
It does.
Oh, don't they spot him later in the match?
of
the
death
Oh!
They killed everybody.
Okay, okay!
Oh, shit.
Oh, someone's in here.
Surprise, motherfucker!
SURPRISE!
There was a guy.
That is a tank.
Did you just get run over by the tank, Jesus?
What the heck, man?
That whole squad is dead over there.
He's in here, he's in here!
Okay.
Right, he's in here, he's up here, dude, he's up here.
the shitter I found the shitter I found it mission accomplished
They have everything.
Delta.
thing. Delta. Okay, we've taken objective, Charlie.
Have a little bird. Yeah.
Oh,
Don't let him look at us
Why you gotta play engineers you can just shoot these guys
Now they got me yeah, what do you eject I'm ready
There we go, they're tanking everything.
Oh, there's a tank here, we're good.
Not yet, we're dead.
Run!
There's two tanks here.
You're stuck here for me!
Hey, tank!
No, we have no engineers.
Alright, good luck, bees.
Good luck.
Oh, shit, I'm over.
We're gonna need help.
I'll show you some trickery.
I'm not gonna get fired!
What the fuck is this?
We're gonna see this here!
I'm getting my fucking bike back, bro! I'm getting my bike!
That's my bike, man!
Come on!
Yeah, who said there is a jet? There's no jets on this.
This thing has no guns, right?
Sagaibos!
Yeah, the armor flying is easier.
I just heard like one guy running here check her jets now
I'm gonna die and check and then realize they're not there I
Rather just naturally die and not gamble it. I don't trust you
We're not going to kill you.
Damn, I thought there was a guy here.
There's a fucking rat in one of these buildings.
Oh my god.
No, there's a guy around here. Enemy in the area, boys.
Oh, yo, that's my bike, dude!
I guess shot at where did he go?
What the hell?
The IEO broke.
What the hell, man? Now it's electric.
Is there a keybind to shut the UI off?
Every game needs to make it so default Tilda just shuts the UI off.
It should be a lot for every AAA game.
Honestly, Assassin's Creed, they set the precedent.
till they should just be instant U.I. shut up.
Till the his console? Yeah, not for every game though. Rarely till the console is allowed in like half the AAA games.
He knew, he knew, he knew it was over, he knew.
Maybe I'm an e-bike to everybody else too, that'd be crazy.
He knew I was too late.
Alright, it's fixed.
Whoa!
Yeah!
Get the fuck out of here!
Well, kick off the wall, you know? What can I say?
Yeah, motherfuckers, that was not your problem! You're turning out!
They're lucky dude, you're lucky!
Free rocket!
I fucked my stuff. Oh my god.
Damn, how did he leave so fast?
Yo, he accelerated the hell out of there.
We'll park their shit there, man!
It's against motorbike code!
Jesus, you're crazy, man!
My bike!
Damn.
I
Wait away
Come on, man!
Oh, hey, exactly.
We'll all lay on that.
Come on, bro.
That took so long.
Dude this is conquest. Oh wait, there's an escalation lock.
Probably not shipy, but it was a good game.
Check your plane loadout.
I don't have anything, so I probably don't have anything I can customize.
DLC is really good. Oh
All right
change outfit dude I'm like level 47 I don't think I have anything cool bro I'm
like a very vanilla shit account change this change that do this do that I have
I have like a vanilla ass account bro, it's like a Fortnite account with just the default outfit.
C4 tanks with bike.
Can you do that?
Yeah, the bike's actually fun.
Yeah, it actually drives pretty damn well.
and
No, Scylla doesn't work, I just pressed it.
I know that UI drawing will work in other games.
I'm hitting Scylla, nothing happened.
Yeah, maybe we gotta enable.
What do you mean BNB?
I don't think this will do anything.
Yeah, why don't they should make a game where you're on dirt bikes going down the mountain
like this?
A portal game. Even though there's the dead ends right there.
Ah, I see what you're saying.
I don't know if you can fall off of it though, can you?
Yes, you can.
Yeah, actually the motorcycle that I've actually put here, it's actually very nice to drive.
You can shut your engine off, I'd go up the tanks and blow them up.
I don't know if you can though.
I still hear the hum. Like right here.
I have no C4.
I should rename myself. I am not playing power a little relaxed.
We are still winning the fight.
A strategy is working.
Excuse me?
It doesn't work.
Yeah, but this should be a keybind and I guess who gives a shit but still like right here
I don't think there is.
Enable wheelie for bike. Where do you see that? I'm already wheelieing though.
I know how you can, but I want to keep on.
How many does it take that you need all four charges?
All four charges to blow this up?
All right, here we go
One other thing, what if I do this? We're going full cinemapolis
I hope I'm going into an enemy tank. We're climbing these guys
Come on the one guy
Okay dude, what the hell was that dude?
Holy shit.
That was a nice shot.
I would get a bike IRL if it didn't kill you.
Chance about to spawn.
Cars don't kill you, yeah, but the chances are a lot higher with the motorcycle, right?
I don't trust other drivers.
Oh, the Jets are in.
Other drivers are where it's...
Yeah, I feel like that's where the road comes down to, is others.
The enemy's in the back of the force.
That looks like an enemy, boys!
Ta-da-ba-ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!
Oh no! Hold on a minute!
I whipped out a random gadget.
Oh, is it directional?
I can't pick that one up.
I hope three is enough.
Come on, motherfucker!
I need NOS for the moment.
Oh, I see one, I see one!
We're coming from behind!
You're ready!
Why did it just go- I never even hit one!
Dude, I didn't even hit one!
Why would this go?
Come on, man, what the fuck is this?
It's not a bloody-
Oh, shit.
I don't give a shit.
Alright, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Oh, the bug!
Okay, oh.
What?
I thought I died.
Oh, shit!
Wait.
What the fuck just happened, dude?
What?
Yeah, that looked like a weird ass bug
bug or like some some guy fucking with the server they're blowing up your C4
how the hell did that even happen your own tank shot me why did it cost three
That's a known bug tanks are using in an exploit, so random.
I can't stop here, friendly brah!
He's, he's friendly, he's friendly.
Let me just test it. If I pop out, it's right click, right?
Or is it left click?
What the hell?
I swear I just took one off.
Left click, left click.
All the Bales bleed up to this!
Oh, he's turning, he does!
What?!
How did nothing happen?
Too early?
your seaport got blown up by the explosions yeah
Captain Turkey
What's up, bruh?
Hi, me, bro
Okay, dude
Hostile still holds more objectives
I'm destroying one of these guys.
It's happening.
It's gonna happen.
Whoa.
That's gonna happen.
Whoa!
If I, if I do it once, that guy will remember how he died.
That will be his memorable death.
My memorable kill.
We're gonna descend from the mountain.
And probably end up actually hitting it.
Let's see if I accident.
Brother, do not fucking shut me!
Don't worry, brother!
Give me a fucking jet, bro, give me the jet.
I want the jet.
forgot how to fly the jet in this game. What does floor do?
Oh wait, are these for dropping?
It's not gonna come.
Come on.
Come on, man.
What?
Wait, this one's okay.
It's okay.
What?
Wait, this one's okay.
What the hell?
Oh, did that teammate blow it up?
I didn't mean for a second.
Come on, boys. Show me your map.
There's dudes at G
Okay, G we gotta kill this guy G
Do the G guy
This is risky
There it is, boys. That's how you win this. That's how you win this.
And we're getting out of here. Mission accomplished. We're coming home. Over.
I need a resupply of more C4.
Yeah, any more C4.
Oh shit, nice!
Oh wait, whoops.
Does this give you supplies? I don't think this...
Oh, okay, it's gonna take a while.
I'll take a second.
Chill.
It has to generate.
Good shit, Jesus. Good shit, man.
I hit him with a 1-2.
You gotta hit him with a 1-2. Get ready.
Are you coming with? I don't know if it blows up if both of us are on it.
Alright, I see another one. Oh, this is gonna be a tough one. And we got a little bird.
Oh fuck you bro you little TTV fuck.
I got to get rid of that drone.
C4 drones, oh yeah.
That does look like a funny way to play.
Oh yeah.
That does look like a funny way to play.
Oh, there's a guy down this road!
Risky but doable.
Oh my god.
Yo, fuck this guy, dude.
I'm switching servers.
Actually a fucking rat, dumb bitch, motherfucker, no life, fuck.
This time it's to load up the game to streamstike because he's born as fuck.
I gotta take a piss, hold up.
I
All right, what time is it?
220 to play something else.
Play around a grand bazaar.
funny guy funny guy
All right.
This is not.
What is this map?
Oh yeah, this one.
Alright, alright.
Play ARAM, Mayhem?
I don't think I've ever played this map.
It's kind of like the Kyra map.
Still got it boys, still got it.
Still got it boys, still got it boys, still got it boys.
Okay, brother!
Where's your head damage?
I'm sure there's a guy in that fire
He's still alive in there.
Really.
Great sniping.
Nice. Nice. Ow.
Yo, what the hell?
Oh, the shit doesn't connect anymore.
The C4 will not help us here.
boys they're behind us boys they literally flanked us boys
I NEED A FUCKING MEDIC!
There it is, still in it, still in it.
For the enemies!
How?
Oh shit.
God damn!
I'm going, I'm going in!
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back!
Don't go in, don't go in!
You're kidding.
I'm shooting staples.
We got it boys, we got it.
Oh, scary shit, scary shit!
really, really...
I swear that guy looked like an op or something.
He looked very op-like.
Oh my god!
Big buddy, you're right there!
I
Amir gun all recon assault
Really really
They added an L-115.
Don't know what that is, bro.
Sounds like I got him and I may have used long ago.
No!
I'll do this!
Yeah!
I'll do this!
Yeah!
I can't hit him!
I don't think we can!
No!
Ah!
You're crazy, bro, you're crazy, dude, please!
18 and 1.
I
Brought a tank
Wow, okay they're behind us.
Crazy.
There was an attempt.
Yeah, what am I? What am I playing now?
What are we playing here?
What we're doing? Yeah.
A little hunt maybe? A little hunt?
will hunt action battle front to now I'm not in the Star Wars mood
not in the Star Wars mood.
Doo doo doo doo doo.
Na na na na na na na na na.
I don't get it, like with BF-6, why are you injuring it?
um battlefields fun for a little bit and then it's just like a cluster fuck plus
I would have played break there is more fun content than conquest
oh yeah brother but yeah my brother my dude
He got all the bad maps.
I'm gonna back and play.
Bro, is this season...
I have to download it.
Is this season 4 next week?
What is the new game mode?
Are you gonna play the mound omen of Cthulhu?
I played the beta and it was very underwhelming
and I know it launches and I'm not super hyped.
because it was underwhelming.
a
Bliteration, it's very good. I'm better than break there at least in bf6. What do you do in obliteration?
How is it better than breakthrough? I was like the plot of breakthrough
Obliteration is not available anymore. Oh, well done. I don't know what to tell you
Having a front line and moving through the map was good.
Yeah, breakthrough is one of the greatest things, but they didn't double down on breakthrough.
They decided to like not go crazy with it.
They should have just kept pushing breakthrough.
They did it for a bit and half-ass it would be of six.
Yeah, I like how it operations.
I'm not fully geared with my stuff.
I mean, I could always load back up, like I have it.
I'd go back and try it.
I want a game that is like PlanetSide 3 with the cooking of BF1.
I want to see more like cinematic looking flying objects in the sky and shit in multiplayer
setting.
I hope Tencent pulls it off, but I'm skeptical.
I feel like if anyone could pull...
You know, whatever.
I don't know, maybe, uh, next Arc Raider's Dead is this game, it's like a planet side.
Someone just needs to make like a good ass futuristic cinematic ass looking fucking...
Future game.
look like two last weapons
sorry dojus
they were rabid
Goddamn, are they already at the boss?
I swear my game is running like shit right now.
Why is it running like ass?
What is going on here?
Is DLA like laggy in this game?
Oh, it's right here.
Was this down below in the crypt?
How the hell do you get in here?
Found it!
OH MY GOD!
God, I found it!
I really don't want to battle this thing with duos about.
I wasn't expecting to find her.
I could kill the spider.
I'm not really good at killing the bosses fast is what the problem is.
So I leave myself very vulnerable for a long time.
I don't know if I hit him.
Yeah, I gotta find the axe.
Whoa!
I'm trying to fucking shoot this.
Uh-oh.
Almost there, I'm okay.
Yeah, I'm so bad at killing the mobs, efficiently.
Oh, jeez!
You're joking, you're joking.
I just forgot, man's no one's here, but still, if you take five years to kill the boss, eventually
I think he doesn't matter.
What, are they no other teams around here?
Yikes.
All bosses go into rage mode every one-fourth of their life turn the phase.
They retain reduced damage and only attack who you're supposed to run away during these phases.
Oh, four times? Three times?
Really?
Everyone rushes the fort straight from spawned
Most people go right to the fort
What is the fort on the map?
What does it look like?
I don't see anything, unless it says fort.
This is the only icon I see.
stop
stronghold
also it's this right here
what is that?
should I head there then?
didn't say fuck this shit
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Hold hold hold at 3
2
1
Okay
Ahhhh shit
Mother shiiit
I thought maybe you wouldn't think I'd repeat the same spot
This guy was already in a subject's position
because solos vs duos and trios in this game honestly it doesn't really matter bro
X
break out
yeah what do we do here boys
what the fuck do we do here boys
I'm done
I'm going back to battlefield
that guy said that game mode is I missed the game mode let me see
Let me see, hold on.
Party animals, true obliteration, let me see.
I
See no obliteration
There's gonna be a lot of bots, then we should quit the game again.
Oh my god, it's all bots.
Come on, man.
Are all these games graveyards?
There is no main menu select.
Yeah, no one's even in here.
That was a custom search.
Oh, it's what the fuck do I play, boys?
animals do we go to party animals
I'm done. That was my final Hurrah. Barley's animals. I got to download it again.
Oh, he's not wrong, he's not wrong.
Shib 2?
I haven't played that in a while.
I'm not sure what he's doing.
I don't know what he's doing.
I don't know.
All right, let's see, bread the party animals is a pretty fast download
only a month left to be control one. Yeah, I'll get on it. I'll get on it. That sounds
sounds like we still got time man. That sounds like time to me. I know, I know. Should I get
an Xbox or PS5 or GTA 5? I would just get the PlayStation bro if you can. I think that's
the way. Or wait four years for PC. You're good, you're good. All right.
Our steam machine?
Bruh, what am I doing, bro?
Alright, let's see what they did with this game.
Let's see what happened here.
Starcraft 2, I might, I might.
I might throw a game in there, maybe I got it installed. I just gotta load in and press the Q button, dude.
Alright, let's see what we got here.
Oh, let's see if it's a load up.
This game seems broken at the moment.
Or like, V-Sync is on, but like not.
Something is going on here.
Oh, you can go right into Nemo Kart.
Unless the menu is locked at 60fps.
Wait, so it's a major patch, but this is still tagged as beta?
What?
Major Butch!
Hehehe, that Y emotes funny.
Major Butch!
Fortnite is still in beta, is it?
All right, let's see what they did here, brother.
Nice!
What?
No, I missed the item.
All right, it's like mushrooms.
Buddy.
That is a huge piece of shit.
Oh, dadda! Fuck me up, it's back!
No way!
And something to invert your controls?
Oh my god, I got a- oh my god, I got an aisle in it.
And I got a reverse.
That was, like, the worst combo of shit that ruined everything.
What am I gonna do with the shield right now?
That's the worst thing!
Oh, it's a bird shitter.
Is it...
Is it boy's third place?
Lost in the fucking pigeon.
It's not bad, it's not bad.
Good shit, man. Good shit.
Never play this mode. It's dog water. They just patched it.
That's why I'm here. They called it a major update.
What happened?
Give it a second.
Hold on.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, this isn't working.
Oh, wait. It just took forever.
Wham-wham-wham-wham-wham-wham-wham.
All car games are dog shit.
Aw, man.
you
You
Apparently everybody else is very far away.
Fuck you, Shad!
Okay!
We're going into Mario Kart.
We're going into Mario Kart right now.
Where is this damn game?
Mario Kart World?
Here we go.
Here we go. Here we go.
It ain't Svika.
Oh wait, do I have to update this shit?
I'm still frozen on that game. That's amazing.
Am I?
Alright, I won. You know what? Fine. I'll give up, you fuck.
You're probably still online too, you piece of shit.
Alright, you're lucky.
He's probably still waiting.
What happened?
Oh.
I remember muting that.
I guess I don't have to patch this game.
Where am I playing this?
I can already feel my blood pressure going up.
I can already feel my blood pressure going up, like my body knows.
I don't remember the body! Yeah, I don't remember the body!
I don't remember the God setup.
What is the god setup boys?
Bowser on a razor scooter.
Are you kidding me actually I think the twin shopper is good
All right here we go oh sure we got a lobby interesting spiny rally
It was okay chubby
Alright, here we go, here we go.
The problem with park games is Mario Kart is Rain Supreme.
It is the best car game by far like everybody sucks ass at replicating
that's just the truth this game is literally art perfection
the RNG aspect of the shit ass fucking items is a piece of shit but whatever
it just is the best car game it just is
Yeah, what up boys!
You're gonna make another 20 iron!
I'll make it!
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Now...
Yeah, look at that brother!
Please!
You can die for me!
Really bro?
Really, bro? No fuck!
Yeah, you're all still wrong. Mario Kart Rains of Rain.
Crash Team Racing, sure, whatever, blah blah blah. Mario Kart Rains of Rain.
At least quite all of those games.
I was aiming for the damn shit.
CTR is the best.
Really bro?
Why haven't they made another one?
Exactly.
Relax.
And we going bruh-daaahhh!
This might be the win, I might be able to exit this prison soon.
Holy shit, I don't know, I'm running.
Is it 10 coins or 20?
I'll never forget that one match where somehow first place got so far, which makes no sense.
Like, I don't know how.
Like, there's no way to skill gap.
Like, somehow no one threw an item at the guy.
We're so long and we have like a lot of gap.
Oh god, oh god.
I like this crown, but not for long.
Oh my god!
That looks like it was going for me.
Wasted.
Oh shit!
Getting before a blue shell!
Did it help?
Oh!
Oh, I hate this part of this. I'm so bad at this. I'm so bad at this.
Wow! That was the greatest time to take the crown. Actually, the greatest time to take
that. Really, the double, the triple tap. Get the fuck out of here.
I'll fly my revenge from back here, just wait.
Oh no!
No!
Oh no!
I thought that was worth doing all that.
Like a bomb.
Oh, really?
It all...
Oh, my epic bad GG'd it right there.
Yeah.
Aww.
Fuck.
Shit man.
Whatever bro, it happens. It happens. I got hit with the whammy at the end there.
Bowser in... where was that one... I was at this car? The real racer? I think this is
a good combo. I kind of just don't like how fucking big Bowser is. He takes up the whole
damn place. Yeah, Bowser's fucking huge, you can barely even see the screen.
Round two, round two, same map, yikes.
Are you kidding?
Did you took my mushrooms away?
Are you serious?
Yeah, I like this beat. It's cool.
I
me with throw these near me. I'm holding these. I'm holding. Oh my god, that was so
So many.
That one all thrilled.
There it is, there it is.
Oh no!
No!
are you kidding oh what wait no dude no that fucking sucks
Wait, somebody get hit?
Dude, someone take damage!
Noooo!
This farming, fuck Luigi beat me?
Get the fuck outta here man.
What the fuck outta here, man?
Same build.
Yeah, the bees actually he's kind of cute actually he's kind of adorable
He's actually kind of adorable
It's kind of cute bro
All right, here we go
Hmm locking in here chat locking in this same map three times in a row dude. Is this like mirage?
How does that... you know what, I'm not asking any more questions when I say this fan.
I'm just gonna accept the fate given to me and see if I can work around the fucking hand.
All right.
I'm not gonna lose to Lou Weegee. Okay, I'm not.
I can't lose to the spot bro I can't I'm not losing to him
what
get through the gate! get through the gate! of course, of course, same thing, oh whatever,
It happened, it happened, it happened!
What for it?
La la la la la la, fuck this girl!
Oh, I almost missed that.
Are you gonna see the second gate mushroom stolen?
No!
Please.
I cannot believe this!
You know fuck fuck everything all right that stupid fucking bullet bill I have to slow
down and it messed up the whole damn angle of everything is what happened okay fuck the
drift up on the right-left because of that stupid bill.
That's an accurate one loss.
I'll see you in the next video.
I
Let's see we have your boys
Here we go here we go
You map near me
What?
Oh
You're kidding! I drive into this fucked bomb!
Oh! Ho ho ho ho ho!
It's over, isn't it?
Dude!
Get the fuck out of here!
What the hell?!
Ho ho ho!
Dude, that was so dumb.
All that, all that.
You
Come on, man!
Doesn't count.
Reset, reset.
Give me a good map here, give me a good map, I'm ready.
Yonky Kong?
Alright, we got a lobby here. Let's see, let's see.
Alright, alright.
All right boys, we're gonna turn the we're gonna take all the L's
all right all the lowercase L's and
Angled them to make it double you
Oh you gonna give me this here now
What the hell car was that cow driving? Holy shit, what was that?
You're joking with this snipe on that bro. Holy shit. Holy shit man.
Get away from me!
I'm going I'm going lifting lifting traveling
Here we go here we go here we go
Damn, this first part is so long for the top 20.
Oh my god, compared to the other maps.
just hold that I want to take you okay just don't throw that shit back here I'm fighting
for my life as well.
Do not throw that back here.
Oh good thing I didn't right there.
All right, let's see here guys
I was distracted I'm not panicking this is still easily winnable
Okay, 13, 13.
Please, please, please.
Boosting, boosting.
Got it, got it, all right.
Sorry Mario, sorry Mario.
Back up with all that.
Get away from me.
Don't throw that at me.
Keep those.
Get away.
Get away from me, dude.
Come on, come on, come on.
Not bad, not bad.
Okay, okay, okay.
We're chilling, we're chilling.
No!
We'll pop!
okay okay okay we're chilling we're chilling no who pops that at the end you
die of all the fuck who the hell pops that shit at the end
Oh, what a bomb!
Wow, thank you so- Wow!
Really, really, REALLY!
This fucking guy dude, did you not get affected by the lightning you fuck huh?
How did?
Oh.
Nice, nice!
Here's your game. So one throw and a fucking blue shell at this bitch please.
That was the longest fucking thing ever.
I'm holding, I'm holding, I'm holding.
Hold the nuke, hold the nuke.
I know this guy he's got a feather and a coin or some shit wow buddy did not shoot
me are you kidding
Oh my god, oh my god, no blue shells lightning for days
How does no one have a blue?
Come on.
Okay, okay, that's fine, that's fine.
Took a banana.
Something's gonna hit this guy.
A blue shell will approach.
I have the ultimate defense. Oh my god. That's fine. This is fine. This is totally okay.
Come on.
Come on, come on, come on!
This is- oh my god!
I
Caught
He had a red shell in first
That is so
There it is boys.
There it is.
God damn, okay, okay.
There it is!
Oh my God!
They said it couldn't be done!
See!
I know, I know!
Yo, EZ!
There it is, man.
I don't think I can win the second one.
I don't think so.
I think we just gotta stay at the win right there.
Two in a row is impossible.
Two in a row is completely impossible.
One...
Ah, tuna roe is insane.
I gotta leave on a high note, boys.
I have to.
There's no way I'm winning a second one.
This game's too bullshit.
Another one, boys.
Another one.
We're moving.
Another one.
Easy, Mario Kart victory, easy.
Starcraft victory, easy.
All my fucking video games decide to go full screen
not borderless all of a sudden are you joking like well what the fuck happened
my PC restarted and now every alt-pam is fucked
I
Here we go Zerg
Okay
I'm just gonna go stalkers I'm gonna go basic bitch stalkers
Basic bitch stalkers
I don't know where he spawned actually, I'm not really sure.
I think he must be over here it was definitely sir
Let's see here, he must be...
Huh?
Over here?
All right, so, whoa, what the hell?
Is this new?
There's like a tunnel.
Can you bring mobster here or can only, uh, I've never seen that before.
Weird.
Oh shit.
Did I thought he was Zerg, he's Protoss?
Let's get one of these guys out.
Oh my god, they killed him.
Shit.
I missed microd.
This guy's the new soldier.
I need somebody to give me vision.
No no no no no no no no no no no no no.
I got one more gateway going.
No no no no no no no no no no no no no.
Oh shit, I don't know, did I just lock our, did I just lock us in?
Oh nice.
Just in case I'll park in here.
So waste of a probe.
I don't want to go for an expansion now.
And then spam stalkers.
Let's go right here.
I'm not sure if this is the way I'm going to be pooling a lot of resources while I
like span.
Probably not the best timing.
Watch, this guy's gonna end up making stealth units and I'm gonna just ignore him and not
have a robotics, probably.
This is what's gonna end up happening.
And I need a forge as well, I just don't have enough resources.
gate. I'm moving these guys. Look at all the gates out now. Oh, I don't know this guy's
gonna do some shit. Alright, now man, everybody is decent.
No!
This is most likely a J.J.
Hmm.
Real.
Come on.
I'm here.
You should've known this.
I'm here.
You're quite nice.
I'm here.
You shut up.
You f**k!
I should just give up here.
Yeah, you shuttles
I believe I believe
He's probably already on two big bases
Oh, really?
I don't have blink and it's going to take too long to get it.
Maybe with this upgrade, I can beat him.
How are you guys stuck?
No way.
are so fucked sgg bro sgg immortals it's too late for immortals
I don't know why I'm doing that.
come on man
Let's go again. Let's go again. Close. Close. Close. Close. Close.
He made a gateway, I made a gateway at 11, he made it at 15.
What the hell is this, cybernetics at 19?
I had my cybernetics at 14.
How did he get that many fuckers?
How did he have that many units?
He was so late, I should have attacked fast, with like one.
He had hacks, yeah that's usually the case with these guys, here's how it is, makes
sense. I can try doing a fast attack here but...
All right, all right, all right.
One more probe or go right for the gateway.
Let's go gateway now.
I'm going to stop production on one unit.
Let me speed this one out.
What the hell bro, you're already doing this shit?
This is clearly an indicator to maybe quickly go fast attack with a zealot.
Backups coming around! Backups approaching! Backups approaching ball!
back up some crouching brother! here you go back!
Oh I failed, I failed, I failed...
I don't know if one guy's really gonna do much.
I really do not like the fact that they slowed down the early game.
What a stupid fucking decision, I will say.
Why would you make it so there's less workers?
in 2026 when everyone has TikTok brain.
Wait, what? Am I wrong?
Why would they be like,
um, let's make it so two less walkers in the beginning.
Fucking dumbass.
Why?
It was literally perfectly paced.
Literally perfectly paced.
Oh my god, I'm fucking up my keybinds.
I don't know if I can make it out of fighting here, which is too.
I don't know, I don't think I'm gonna fight him.
I think two will kill me.
I can scare him a little bit, making him seem like I'm super aggressive at least.
I don't want to waste my units.
This guy's gonna come in through and check my ass or something.
This is where I wish I went stargate.
I
I think I'm doing too many upgrades, too many upgrades, most likely.
Too many upgrades, not enough units.
I don't know what he's doing.
Send that out.
Get one Scouter.
Scouter.
Should I do the Stargate?
Maybe try to get the Charge?
I'm totally blind.
Oh my God!
This is where I need Robotics badly and I don't have one
And I'm capped shit
Roaches no immortals
Oh if I'm in a Stargate, bro, oh my god
You might see this
Oh my god, I'm pretty complete
Technically, I mean, if he goes all out Roach...
Alright, oh shit, oh shit.
build right now gotta be nearby good defense here fucking crank like two of
these out that'd be great maybe try to go attack them a little bit maybe have a
below. Another one here.
You must have expanded nearby.
If I can quickly take out at least one base and fall back, that'd be great.
No, he saw it!
Fucking F2 piece of shit.
All units other than air units would be great
I need another server
No, yes I'm flying back shits.
I'm here, and you should know this.
fuck I had no resources
No blink.
I have to keep control. I'm surprised he hasn't got on like a bat hit.
Oh my god, no resources. They all just got there.
Oh my god, there's one fucking mosquito being a pain in the ass in front of me or a little fly.
I don't think Colossus are worth it right now, they're gonna get annihilated.
I need Blink and then I'm good.
I need to find this guy's other base and destroy it.
And now we have Blink too.
Where the fuck is my robotics I'm blind!
Oh my.
He has so many banelings, I'm scared.
No!
He shall be as you say that our enemy no one
I'm here
Best being guys are exhausted.
Oh my god, I need things.
If I had the psionic storm, I'd do it, I'm just not good at ex- I don't- I just don't
know, I forgot how to get them fast.
One Colossus will help R2, trying to find this guy, nine are out of work.
Oh my god, oh my god!
Why can I not spawn anything there?
Oh my god, I have no vespion.
And he has Hydra's now.
Shit, man.
Shit man.
Might be able to like kill something
Anyways
I don't know what to make against this guy right now, it's a really destroyed shit.
What do I need for Archons again?
Now, this Clawside gets sniped fast.
I need Archons, so I need Templars, which requires...
I
Templar all right fuck. How do you do this? I templar
No, he's gonna instantly fuck me up.
Now I need so much gas, which I don't have.
C'mon.
Shit, I need gas for damage.
Shit, I didn't gas for days.
Shit.
He has so many fucking units!
It's over, Mollus. It's over.
I'll be sure to be as you say.
Our pylon is in your attack.
I charge, Hussoff.
I'm here.
Your approach is allowed to attack.
Our pylon is in your attack.
Hussoff, they come for me.
Wood or iron, a two.
We all...
I need the cauldron.
The beast is on fire.
My life for life.
It's ok, it's ok.
The shadows.
My charge.
Our minds are as one.
I will...
steal all the pylons
on your attack.
The beast is on your attack.
I need the cauldron.
The beast is on fire.
If I had that psionic storm that'd be great, but I don't have that
I don't want him to destroy this and it's gonna come down to who has more
I
Come on! I thought he had a base there! He's got so many units!
Oh my god, those banelings are so stupid!
Oh yeah dude, it's JJ.
AHHHHHHH!
How much gas does this guy have?
You destroyed the cybernetics!
I feel like I expanded way faster.
Fuck man.
He's not letting me alt-pad.
I don't know if I can do another one, boys.
one of
I
Played seren
Um, play unranked buddy, are you joking?
I actually want more.
I've learned on the 8 worker change too, who asks dumbass decision the end, where are my
starcrafters at?
Does anyone agree?
How would you make the game slower?
Are you boosted?
Sure man.
Oh, this guy plays random in silver?
Oh yeah man!
Alright, we're going to Stargate.
We're going instant Stargate.
We're gonna kill him via one fucking flying vehicle.
Let's go.
We're keeping everything in.
If I lose, I lose.
Fast gas.
I already have one guy collecting gas where are you playing bro
I could just make both of them, but not yet.
Free on gas early.
What the hell are you doing, bro?
He's Protoss and has nothing.
Are you teasing, you fuck?
Oh wait, no.
Whoa, whoa!
Wait a minute.
Why is he going forage?
No gig?
Is he doing a cannon rush?
He's canoning, isn't he?
Okay, you piece of shit.
I think it's too late.
I have to quickly stop him, but I don't know if I'm going to be able to.
Speed time.
We are the blades of fire.
Ula Sadari.
Your son, make a fight.
One fight.
I
I'm not gonna die.
You're so shit at the game.
Fuck you man.
Yo, cheezers are fucking the dumbest shit.
Imagine cheezing in 2026.
You're so shit at the game that you're cheesing in 2026, you're telling me you haven't learned
anything in the game that you just decided to do cannon rushes in 20 fucking 2026.
That sounds like you haven't been able to properly figure out the game so you do the
dumbest shit.
It works clearly if that's what you find fun brother let me just go and fucking put some
cannons in this guy's base lol. We get it chat. Alright I get it you're gonna side with him
la la la whatever whatever. Cheezing equals 30 years of experience no most people expect
you to play a legit game and then hopefully you don't cheese but then there's always a
a cheeser that gets through.
Yeah, it's part of the game.
No shit, but it's kind of like
is there OK out of five matches, one guy cheeses, maybe even two guys.
So it's like, all right, give the benefit of the doubt is not going to choose.
Nope, he chees that time.
The etiquette.
Yeah, it's kind of like, don't you want to play the game a little bit?
like okay, cheesing is kind of like you either read the cheese early or you fail it. So it's
kind of like, all right, I could have, I could have countered faster. It just comes with experience.
Or whatever. I'm over it.
I'm over at my guy.
Only sweatlords play at low ranks or full of smurfs.
Yeah, because like, of course, man.
I've already had a niche community that was just
loved the game.
If I had made like one flying unit,
I probably could have rushed his base
and taken out all his constructions or his minerals too.
There was a moment, but I failed.
You gotta work fast there.
A gateway in his main, you counter it by quickly making pylons and a gateway and then just
like get zealots out.
True, true.
Yeah, plus if I didn't get supply blocked, I didn't realize.
What do I do here, boys?
What time is it, 4.30?
Shall we clean?
So we could clean some carpets.
You're right.
We could.
And I've kind of fallen off of CS. I could play more CS. It's not as enticing at the moment.
You know, yeah, I could. It's kind of strike.
Yay! Season 5 ranking.
CS manager.
These people live in these games?
Yes.
No way so cool you're playing SE2. I was and then I got cheese and I left.
Fine, I'll do one more. Alright, I'm still bad. I'll do one more. I can beat somebody. I know I can at least beat one silver.
Okay, I know I can beat one silver.
Play Zerg, no. Then I'm gonna lose.
Why would I cannon rush? I cannon rush victory is not satisfying. You know you're a fuck.
Cannon rush definitely deep down feels, you know you didn't deserve that shit.
You know you feel like a disgusting piece of shit, even though it says victory.
Let's be real here.
You got the W, but at what cost?
Alright, you gotta take a shower after that cheese.
You stinky.
I
Same thing one one flying vehicle
Yeah, what's the difference between a sorbet and a gelato?
What's the difference?
I could Google it, but I'm currently occupied.
Milk?
Oh, really?
The gelato has milk, and the sorbet is just pure fruit.
Our survey has no milk, Gelato has milk.
You know what?
I'm so confident I'm not even gonna scout this fucking guy, alright?
I am not even gonna scout him.
Spoilers, this is how you get cheesed.
Because me knowing he was getting rushing is when I scouted.
I'm locking in full out full blown blinders on the Stargate.
Oh, that boost at the beginning is totally worth it.
The Forge! How much does a Forge again? 150?
Alright, I'll send them out because I actually don't even know where I'm sending these guys
once they're built. Now that I think about it, I have no idea where I'm sending them.
They're full! Are you kidding?
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
and this is why you block your shit of course of course let me just let me
just send in who a couple of shit group of zergs of course not the last Zerg not
the last Zerg he brought it all the way up to five bases each but this guy he's
He's gonna send in six and oh fuck.
He never, he never blocked this shit.
One cannon takes a long time buddy, okay?
Cause you gotta put up your gateway, your cybernetics
and then you're gonna put up your fucking forge
while needing two to three pylons, okay?
That's a shit ton of minerals.
You need to go right into forge
and drop the cannon instantly.
Uh-uh, the better strat is what I'll do now.
Oh, I like this lighting here.
I'm just gonna completely block.
I don't even know who this guy is.
Is he Zerg?
What was this guy?
Grotos?
I don't care then.
what was this guy? Grotos? I don't care then no scouting. Only scout Zerg or only block for Zerg.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right,
he's Protoss?
Uh-oh.
Hopefully, this is a little, let's see, let's see.
I'll actually scout it with this one.
I'll shoot one here.
Let's just see, just so I know where his base is real quick.
150.
Shit, I'm gonna get capped here.
Whoa, jail, I'm just looking!
Hey!
I like his color on Protoss.
Alright, I have enough gas to instantly drop the Stargate too.
Okay, bait by leaving, and then we're coming back.
Go for double base.
Are you kidding me, you piece of shit?
I could go for a base, but I also...
I'm speeding him out.
No zealots, no zealots, zealotless.
Having two would be great.
He's expanding, I'll quickly, hopefully, deny his expansion fast.
Hopefully I have enough.
Hopefully one is enough here.
I am the one who was on the road.
You really give a race to blowin' him, man.
You're an animal.
That's what I know you're not fond of.
Your heart is this one.
That's what I know.
There it is, boys. There it is. And there it is.
Oh, cheese the cheese! Oh, really?
There it is, boys. There it is.
There it is.
Sheeey!
Is he clap my brother? Is he clap my brother?
Is he clap my brother?
yeee
That second he almost had it there. He almost had it. If he had a little more units he probably would have messed some shit up
but yee
Feels fucking nice. What is this?
Wait, Mat Silver won Master Tier 3
Silver, his main is Protoss.
Oh, it's a bug.
Do I do one more?
Dude, I literally knockout tour, won it.
Starcraft won it.
Come on, man.
Come on, boys.
I don't know. Where else do we go? Where else do we go?
1, 4, whatever. I don't play this game often.
Sweeka?
Do I do one more?
I don't think I'm gonna win again, I doubt it.
That there's no English?
Alright, last match, Win or Lose GG.
Win or Lose GG.
Actually, now I'm gonna do one Zerg and get shit on.
I guess I have no idea how to play Zerg, but I like the voice acting in Zerg.
Dude, even the keybinds are different.
It's over.
Okay, hold on, hold on.
How much is it to make a new one hatchery extractor spawning pool?
When do you pool?
Now?
Okay.
Okay, dude, even this is a different keybind, really?
Yeah, when do you expand?
I don't know how to play Zerg at all, I don't know, I've never honestly tried because yes,
I just never did.
I might just go basic, bitch, and just fucking add some, uh, what do you call it, and just
go zealots or something.
Mainly because I don't know.
Oh shit, I'm gonna be resource cat.
Let's see, let's see.
Did I do it?
I know I just ranted about cheese, and I'm gonna go do it, cuz you know what?
I am what I hate.
Okay, so far I think I'm doing something here, kill this boy, fuck him up, fuck him up, fuck
I'm up. Butchak. You block your shit.
Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
It must be a way to get these faster. Don't you like inject?
I mean, I just denied him there. That must have been very bad for him.
I mean, it definitely was.
I see why people go basic bitch on this, because it's very fucking easy.
At least initially.
Okay, I don't know what to make next. Where's my other queen?
Okay, I need roaches. How do you make one? I don't recall.
I mean a Roach Warren
Okay, that upgrade is coming through
I know there's a way to make it so the others can do shit.
I mean he needs to always- I thought I made a second queen now.
Metamorphosis.
Metamorphosis complete.
Shit I'm capped.
Where are our upgrades for the roach?
How the hell is that?
Oh shit, I need to make more.
Got one more base.
I need 300.
Start getting my roaches together
So this is interesting this usually is bad usually roaches get shit on by this combo, so I don't know what the counter is here Hydras
How do I get ban- I don't know how to get banlings.
I have no idea how to get banlings.
nest. Fuck the roaches, full banes. This guy's just gonna come in with like a med thing
and kill me or something most likely
spreading this creep is a little pin in the ass
where are the veins
They make a hive into a lair.
I wonder if there's a keybind where I can get all my idle workers in one keybind and
it doesn't switch to them so I can just keep right clicking the mineral.
That'd be nice.
is away to be honest. Hive is that through? Is that to the lair or how do you get a hive?
Hydralisk? Evolution extractor hatchery spore roach baneling. Hatchery lair hive? Oh. Infestation
I think my queen died because I don't see her at all.
is I think increase the attack speed with a high,
but you need an infestation pit,
which comes from, no idea, where the fuck does it come from?
That drones are under attack!
No, you fuck!
I don't know if I can make this in time.
I didn't mean to do that.
Wow, this guy's so annoying.
Well, GG, bro. Fuck this game. GG.
I'm a pro toss player, bro. I didn't know I knew what I was doing. I don't know, dude.
There's a lot of nuance and shit you gotta do in that game, especially when you play
a different race.
All right, what are we doing there, boys? Where are we headed?
Do you want counter strike, brother?
All right, we're going to do five wins, Gio, real quick. Five wins, Gio. Let me just see if I still remember the world.
Let's just do five wins, Geo, real quick.
All right, easy.
This is going to be like five minutes, one win a game.
Here we go.
I'm feeling Slovakia it's Poland isn't it
Lubajana, bro. Holy shit. Okay, okay. Hold on, hold on. Easy, easy clap.
People get so mad, but it's funny to troll people in this.
Lord, you're trying hard in this. Talking shit in a joke, sir. This is so sad. You're a sad shit.
Demir, Salik!
I think this is turkey I don't know oh yeah oh really bro you've been there
Oh, what you looking for, bruh?
Oh, shit.
Okay, okay.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
That's it, that's it.
Alarm.
Balancer.
I better talk to him in an honor.
Sylvester in.
Talk to me boys.
What country bad?
What country?
Please.
I gotta win it bruh.
It's been a while.
I need to win this.
Come on.
Where are you trucks coming in from?
Radio
Thomas
Mores wait whoa whoa whoa I swear that's a place I swear that's a place dude
All right
With a Y
dude no way it's Uruguay that looks like an N
GG. Oh my god it was!
Are you kidding me like fuck your man reported you fucking bitch?
What are you talking shit?
Really?
Okay, okay. This could be anything. This could be anything. I'm not getting... this could
South korea
Oumu Town. Fuck me, is this Japan?
Esashi Town? Bro.
Is this Japan?
O-Otoshibi. Oh shit, it is Japan. What the hell is this?
Different perspective, Japan.
Okay.
I'm not going to find the actual location of where we are.
That is a given.
I do see the ocean right next to us, but that doesn't help.
Let's say we're on, I'm going north.
We got a weeb, we got an advanced weeb, found the hotel.
Okay, really?
Oh, you're gonna fucking do this now.
Holy shit, we're dead, dude.
Yup.
Show me the Russian flag or something come on brah wait a minute European why is there
European Union ass trash here but then we got some bullshit here the fuck on it no no
No, I don't know. I don't know who is and who is out
Shit
Is this just straight up Ukraine
Burgas Bikes.
Shit.
I don't know.
Ugh, of course this Bulgaria.
Ah, of course this vulgaria, of course
I shouldn't do that
It's all good. It's all good. It happens. It happens
Let me win this please
Weird.
It's for those French or something.
What did I just read?
I thought we were in Africa.
Maputo, Magnesit, Maputo.
Is this South Africa?
Maputo, Mambella...
Manga site...
GG. I don't know.
Oh! Oh!
Okay, wow.
North of Eswatini.
Oh, we're doing this again?
Holy shit.
Bro, this is Bulgaria again.
This is Bulgaria again.
I swear this is Bulgaria again.
It's not Ukraine, it's not Russia.
Location?
Really? Really?
What about in English though?
Come on brother, come on brother, come on dude.
Okay, dad. Okay, dad
Okay, dad
This person is gonna win
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh
mm-hmm
mm-hmm straight up Russia send it
really no Novograd Novograd
We're back. This should be easy.
He's gonna be like, oh yeah, you can't even spin. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, mine.
It's actually shit, Astrid, it is.
I told you.
Consultorio Ando Tol Ligiaco, okay this is Portuguese, Portugal, Portuguese, but not
Portugal but Portuguese, not Portugal but Portuguese, this could just be straight up Brazil, it's
Super...
Did I not say someone was gonna say that?
I told you, bro, I told you.
This is screaming Brazil.
Now the problem is Brazil's huge.
So, we're gonna head towards right here.
We're going to Hanoi, we're going to Hanoi.
OPLA!
No, no, no, no, Thailand dude, he's gonna win if it's Ho Chi Minh and I'm gonna be sad
Dude, whatever man. Oh, it doesn't matter
Doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter usually it hits you hard not that time it looked like there was enough distance
Okay, where in Africa, where in Africa, speak to me, speaketh?
Oh, really?
Peaky top?
What the hell is peaky top?
Got him.
Oof!
Dude, get the fuck outta here, man.
Get the fuck outta here, that's so dumb!
It's really, it's always South or North Africa
and 5, 10% chance East Africa.
What happened?
Okay, bro.
Oh my God, trash meta.
No, no, no, he doesn't know, he doesn't know!
That is what happened!
There it is!
Alright, alright, alright.
I hope it's the same guy again.
Peaky top!
Oh wait, it was actually peaky top, like pick it up?
What the hell?
I thought that was like the company.
Okay, let's go.
Dios, diggin' niidad, desplena, gabaia, um, wait, hold up.
Um, didn't the Spanish, Philippines, Badabing, Badabum, history, Philippines, right?
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Easy game. Thank you for a yellow.
Vina Del Mar. Vina Del Mar. I know the Del Mar in California.
Is this like straight? Is this just fucking? Is this just like Mexico?
Central, Marco I can't tell if it's Portuguese. Envia, Rotaria, Aqui, or Aqui.
Vinodell, Marquipu, Cali Blanco, Floria, Mobile. Talk to me, bro. What country?
This one, is that Walmart? That's fucking Walmart. What are you talking about?
this is Mexico I swear to God this is Mexico was that not the fucking is that
not Walmart is that not the is not not the logo Sun City this place I don't
rank this guy was. But I swear this is Mexico. I swear this is Mexico. Shit. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
That's... La Paz.
Wow.
Usually when I spawn in Chile, it's just salt.
And just road.
Okay, South America. South America. The South of America. Canada? Get the fuck out of here.
No, no, no!
What is this?
Where are we?
Okay.
Pomodoro.
Okay, interesting.
Blue, white.
Vivec University of Vasa.
I don't know where that is, but I swear this is just Sweden.
Cluster us close enough close enough VA Vasa Finland by the way
There it is, PD, jump rope! Go, go, he didn't see it. He didn't see it.
Oh my god.
You'll see once the results are in.
Wait, what the fuck?
Wait, what?
Oh my god.
That looked like Ty, dude.
Dude, I thought that was Thai.
No, no.
Alright, takeover!
Manifestation!
Church!
No, dude, we're fucked.
I'm fucked.
I don't know where this is.
Ghana.
There it is.
He's so mad, dude, he's so mad.
Salamat datang!
Gerai jelana, ma!
Jack magpunga, yang peng!
Kerajah proskutana!
All right, bro. I don't know I
Think this is give me a flag Malaysia
Tell me that's Malaysia, dude. That's fucking way. I know Philippines. What the fuck it's Philippines and Malaysia
Philippines well, are you kidding? Oh
This might be a credit
okay that's fine that's fine I felt bad so I gave you that round okay here we go
here we go here we go here we go here we go
Joe's Resign West Gaia for our T2P Ontario there it is Ontario Canada
Holy moly. Holy. York. Where is York before I put this down? I know of York, many Yorks,
but not this York. And I don't want to just drop it real quick. Oh shit. Where the fuck
is York? Maybe he doesn't know. There's no way he didn't see the Canadian sign. There's no way.
Thank you for your love, bro.
Oh god.
700 rank with the girl buff.
Odense.
Don't do this to me.
I know where Odense is.
I know where Odens is, bro. Odens has messed me up before.
Oh no, that's Gdansk, bro!
No, Odensk isn't Denmark. It isn't Denmark.
Odens. Oh my god, dude. I didn't zoom in enough.
I knew it was Denmark and then I second guessed myself.
No, it's the city!
Wow.
Alright, it's fine, it's fine, we got the multiplier, we got the multiplier.
I should lose this.
200 rank higher than me and Girlbuff, so she actually likes to travel, so I should lose.
The odds are stacked.
I have any debuff slash introvert debuff.
OK, hold up.
Okay, Portuguese.
Oh, fuck, oh, fuck.
Verdade.
I see sand. I see sand. If I have to, I'm going Brazil. I've seen Portuguese. I see red sand.
And I don't know.
Okay, that's fine. That's fine. That's okay. That's okay. We take those anyways.
I
Scream chillin item bizarre dian moe
I wanna is this Southeast Asia to shot omelona on the one Richard. Oh
Yeah, yeah, I think it is it is it is
Buddy, flap that shit.
I forgot, I think isn't that Philippines?
I swear that's the Philippines flag.
I swear to God it is.
Literally!
Oh, this is gonna hurt.
Oh my God, she's on the street.
She's on the street.
Ow!
some EU shit. Random road that will lead to the exact name of the country. Never mind
going back apparently that was a waste of time free winner fewer where she had a
lot of fear water ding ding ding fear water all right Germany
Austria, oh my... guys, guys, it's all about the trash meta, okay?
It's all about the trash meta, I told you, the 2026 guide, no way you found that!
Go to Germany, it's not Austria, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, yep, good job, good job, mm-hmm,
Yep, yep, keep going north, go north, go north.
What's up, okay.
All right, I thought it was gonna be a little more.
Right there, right there, Info.
Info, even though it's stores.
Save your money. I'm foundation at Mott Fort Foundation, not Columbia, urban, Subaru.
This feels like, honestly, it's like American, right? Is this American? Montreal.
MAHONG!
HWAHONG!
Oh my gosh, she saw it too.
Come on, man.
We got a game, boys.
We got a game.
Okay, okay.
It's all good, it's all good.
Okay, Rust.
Let's see.
Okay.
Dead end.
Right here. Right here.
diesel Brazil Brazil where in Brazil I don't know so we're gonna go right there
you don't know you don't know it's Brazil you don't know it's Brazil you
think it's Columbia you think it's Columbia come on Costa go to Costa
Costa Costa Rica not Brazil no way
All right good good good
Okay, okay easy clap
Okay, okay, okay
Bro you got a some mental game now. She's typing
All right
New wave of generation whatever that means new generation
Ballupas
La Fanta la Ranita la Chittadouille Couturas
Balthazar
FEDERAL!
JULIA!
Dot what? Dot what?
Baltazar.org? You fuck.
Why are you dot org?
Baltazar.org
Dot? I swear there's a dot mx.
I swear to god it was a dot mx.
I swear to god.
Oh my god.
Is there an address here?
Moderna? Where?
Oh my god. Thank you. Wait, Moderna? Is that Columbia?
College? Sexta number? Cole? Moderna? Is that not Columbia? Moderna? Am I thinking of the
fucking vaccine company? I think I am.
Let me see here.
I don't think it could be.
I thought it's Medellin.
Oh, shit.
I thought that was Mexico.
Right there, right there.
Centro Puenta.
New York City?
city? I don't think so. Dude. No, what is this place? Dude, it's Mexico or Columbia?
Yeah, see any of us.
Oh, there's a fucking sombrero like Mexican colors.
I think that first sign was .mx or .mx.
I don't know where, but right there.
Maybe she doesn't know.
Oh, she's in Mexico too.
Oh, I left Mexico City.
I don't know if that was good.
There it is, there it is.
Okay.
Wow. Wow. That was, is that literally the border? Holy shit.
Interesting. Wait, is this America? Hamilton Belmont Green Hills.
Where the hell is this Australia Newcastle
Wait a minute, where the fuck is Newcastle again?
I thought Newcastle was in England.
There's probably multiple.
Where the fuck is Newcastle in Australia?
I don't remember.
South Wales? But he wouldn't have a dot AU.
I don't know where Newcastle is. Oh, shit.
why would it be a dot a no no why why isn't that the Irish flag why why would
you be a dot a you that makes no sense that's it's Australia even the trash
Australia. New castle. Fuck! Where is New Castle in fucking Australia?
that's where I go every Thursday Thursday Island Thursday Island at the Thursday supermigrant
Um, dude, this is a sage one.
Ugh, this sucks.
I don't know where Newcastle is.
It's gonna be so obvious.
Oh my god, I want south.
Wow.
What?
Dude, are you kidding?
Oh my fucking god.
I needed to just zoom in, and it was on the coast.
That should not have been that much of a point loss.
I was battling myself.
Really, 900, you're gonna...
Fuck this game, dude.
Why am I versing this guy?
This guy literally, this guy's phone wallpaper is Earth.
Wow, wow, you knew that?
So surprised.
How does it feel?
I don't feel.
Barang Makas!
Karnu is bestie!
Malang!
Oh dude, I've seen Malang, dude.
Malang's in Philippines?
No.
There's Malang, bro.
I gotta go to Thailand.
I feel like Thailand, Indonesia, is like the paradise.
Let's re-go for the nature.
the retreats. Where are we going there? Where are we going
Rula Barro de Rio Bronco Avenida
Chilly?
Chilly maybe?
Brazil by the way, GG bro
Fuck this guy man
You really think I'm gonna beat the 900?
No
that one's beating the 900 there we go there we go no excuse
golly
Yeah, this guy's cat is his logo.
I can't talk shit, man, I can't.
I can't talk shit, bro.
This is cat.
burning fire prayer I'm coming where boy oh state nice what country a better
The orphan show go don't know where that is
How the fuck does this guy know you think he knows where peace college is where the fuck is peace college
Madonna oh
My god
Ibadon dude
Yo peace college
It's all good. It's all good. It's all good. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Oh, damn.
Okay, okay, even match even match
I was gonna stretch a stormy bosom milk that is
Dot sk
We're doing this right now we're doing this we're doing this right now. Oh my god, it's right there. She passed it
She literally passed it, but she knows.
Mrs. 440 knows we're in Slovakia?
Get the fuck out of here, you Googling Googler.
Get the fuck out of here.
Interesting, I feel like this could be Japan, but then not really, but kind of.
There's a Starbucks here?
There it is, boys. There it is, boys. Holy moly.
Hold on now. Why are you all zoomed in like you know?
Okay. Wow. Really, really.
It's all good, brother.
I think those are the easy rounds.
Now, uh-oh.
We get to traverse a bit of road and nothingness.
Oh, shit man, where is this dude?
What the heck?
Okay, Africa, Swazi treated Timber, I'm interested.
Demi's preschool?
This could be South Africa again.
And now...
Where in South Africa, I don't know, hopefully more towards the east and not Cape Town.
Kampala, Uganda?
Dude, S-Watini, man.
What the fuck is quay why Leonardo oh, this is France
Where the fuck in France, man?
France is so hard to pinpoint where the hell.
Very difficult.
For me.
Talk to me, man.
Give me a road.
We know the country. We're in France. None of these will help. I need a straight-up road sign.
Wait, what? Around in the tape? Oh, wait, that's where we're at. We're not in the
city of where tape was invented, right? Yes, we are now on the step of the tape, fresh!
Sphere, shermak, site of the shiplot, grandgur, shme, severe? I don't know what that means, shermak.
I don't know if this tells me anything. I wanna see these signs.
Yeah, shit.
Oh my god, is this where the mustard is from?
The Dijon?
Yeah, I'm not finding this.
I don't even know what I'm looking at is what I need to be looking at.
Wow, no way.
She is owning me right now.
I'll come back.
I have to come back.
This is somewhere in Africa.
Oh fuck, it's not Africa.
Buddy, buddy!
buddy
Okay, how are you 400 how are you 450 ranked? Okay, this is a brain dead rank. All right, she pinpointed like every location every round
Okay, I'll share a germane.
No idea where we got a game we've got Lorac is that you
I'm leaving I'm leaving I'm leaving okay okay come on come on I'm feeling
Canada right now you know what I might just vibe check this oh fuck good thing
I did it the Vajans bro the Vajans are always Germany Germany is known for the
Vajans
nevermind Sweden is known for the Vajans
Good thing he went north and I failed.
We evened out.
Brother, chill!
Those are still looking!
Oh my god, okay, it was Senegal, of course, man.
I'm close to the five. I'm close.
Same guy, same fucking guy over here.
I don't believe you.
Nooo.
Where, where, where of what?
of what? City of Mondaluyong, Mondaleno. What the fuck? What?
I don't know where the fuck that is
President and Cooperative
Department of Transportation
Office of the President
Okay, buddy, you guys just don't like saying where the fuck you guys have authority, huh?
Goddamn
Department
Where assholes? Oh the Philippines
Magadago, I don't remember. I'm not gonna find that. I'm not gonna find that
Manila, Mandaluyong, there it is, found the mayor's city, totally makes sense, should've
probably gone to the fuckin' city.
There it is, boys, there it is, thank you, thank you, send it.
Oh, he got eyes!
I hate when they have eyes. I really do.
Interesting. Italy? Italy?
Enta Lillo Aronica!
Could be Spain.
Feels historical.
Okay, we are in Italy. Okay, now we're the hell in Italy.
I'm stuck.
Oh, fuck, um, oh shit, somewhere historical.
Right there, right there.
Whoa, you want this Spain? Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Wow. Wow. Wow
Really? How does the 700 go to Spain?
Demio Santa Rosa, dude Santa Rosa is in Cali
Our yeah
I swear that says Argentina, I swear to God it does.
I swear to God it does.
And before it did not at all.
Hey, hey!
How'd you know?
What a, what a, that's, I mean, that's why he's 700.
He's from Brazil.
He's from Brazil, he knows.
Where is this?
Oh my god.
Usually I do boarder plays, I'm gonna not do a boarder play and go right in the center
play for all the marbles.
No, that was the kill shot that was the kill shot
Oh my god, it's over dude. He's gonna come back now. That was it
That was it now we're in South America
Is this Brazil? Dude. We're in this guy's turf.
Talk to me, man. Talk to me, bro. Talk to me. Come on. Tell me where we are without
Him knowing
Yeah, this is I think this is Brazil
It is Brazil, but where in Brazil how can I beat him in his own country? I'm gonna go right here
Maybe he doesn't realize it's Brazil does
You man
Whatever.
Alright, we're close.
We're close to the five goal. We're close.
I don't like saying that.
Interesting.
I don't think this is Brazil.
This is not Brazil.
Mmm
Mmm-hmm
Mmm
Bogota holy shit, holy shit, man. Come on. Give me the W
easy W
Wait, why isn't it showing his POV?
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Okay!
What?
Coach Rain lost Galandrinas.
I
Coach Rain department day obras well wherever coach rain is
Wait, um, oh, oh chilly right chilly that is the Chilean flag
Los Angeles? What the fuck?
Oh! Holy shit, the nuke. The nuke. Oh my god. Nuke, yank. Prepare.
there it is. Dude had no idea man. He had no idea. My guy had no idea.
Better cheating it wasn't possible
Okay, Poland or Indonesia
What the hell is the sign dude
Singapore?
Or neither.
Yo, thank you.
The bus though.
Really?
She on this buddy?
She
Shit, shit, how does this guy not know?
Why is he not marking anything?
What?
Okay, how was the AFK?
He said this.
My duty.
What were you doing, bro?
What were you doing here?
It's not letting me see his VOD.
What?
Why can't I see his POV?
That's so random.
He's on mobile?
I try playing this game on mobile, it's terrible.
Because of the controls.
Why do I keep versing this fucking Brazilian 700 rank guy?
There it is, bro. People's Party of Canada.
There it is, boys.
country determined now Canada is fucking huge so now where in Canada is the fun
part I could just go for West Canada because yes
Vancouver ish or I look for a quick
Skachuan? What the fuck? I swear I've seen that before.
Dude-n-y? Closed?
Wait, Skachuan River Crossing. I'm gonna go, maybe it's closer to Calgary.
Let's go Calgary.
Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy.
We ain't in Brazil now, pal.
OK. Wow.
Get the fuck out of here.
This feels like Brazil.
Brazil sand, Brazil dirt.
Yup, see how fast he did that shit?
Because he knows.
Every time I play this guy, we're in Brazil!
Okay.
Or Kenya!
I'll see you in the next video.
All right, no excuses. No excuse. Easy Elo transfer. They're just grinding
Geoguessers. The duals through Senegal, Philippines, Italy, Brazil, and Chile. Keep
running through the same high Elo Brazilian opponents and ranting about vague signs.
yo it's not a rant there's no rants is that the Mexican flag without the wheel
or whatever in the middle that's right is that all right
What the hell is this?
It's a leoni.
Lucky ass.
Little
Sabatoni Maramoni
Montigny's new villa charleroi
Is this France
Francois are we in Francois?
Big Mac what the hell they call the Big Mac the big back in France
I think that's where we are.
I swear that's where we're at where we're at.
I think that's where we are.
Hopefully that doesn't mean like a rotary or something.
I don't know, ow.
No way, no way.
They called the Big Mac the Big Mac in fucking Belgium.
Oh my god.
This is Japan.
Shingo kogyo danchi akai.
Please don't be a weed, don't be a weed,
don't be a weed, don't be a weed,
please don't be a weed.
Please, please, please, he's a fucking weed.
These are fucking weed.
Typical weed. Typical weed.
Always knows Japan.
Alright.
Oh. What?
Taiwan, Hong Kong, Macau, not South Korea?
Or could be South Korea.
Speak me.
Full-time cases can deliver a line.
Big box, small box.
The small box is more expensive than the big box.
If anyone's curious.
Gong Dao Fumi.
Fumi and Gong Dao.
If anyone's curious about that.
There it is boys. There it is. Holy moly. There it is. There it is. Easy clap. Another
victory royale no
This feels like England.
This phrase like brookinstrah, brookinstrah.
This ain't England, yay, yeah, they're nice.
Lubeck, Hamburg.
Lubeck, Germany, Lubeck.
Bro, I've seen Lubeck.
Bronze bottle and then Hamburg, Lubeck.
No, no, no, no, no, don't look don't look.
La la la la la la, shit.
Come on, man, why did you take that straight?
Why did you take that straight?
Oh my God.
No, no.
Right there. What did that say? Really? Wow! That's rare, bro.
this guy dude this guy are you kidding me who what are they feeding these low
ranks is 400 like officially good players I used to run the 400 shreets
is this actually France I don't think this is this actually Paris I prefer
in Unico, I don't think it is.
I don't know.
It's over.
I have no idea.
Oh, shit.
Hey, this guy fucked me up.
I can't I can't get five wins man I can't I can't
Oy Oy Oy
Damn
Okay, okay, Italy, Italy. Speak to me.
It's not right here.
Dude, come on, brother.
I
Shit
Grease grease
It's not grease is it? It's not grease.
It was a bad noise.
There is a sign there. It disappeared.
Blah, blah.
Um...
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I got my multiplier.
libel, just libel, cambio de sentido.
This feels like it's Spain or Portugal or Salona.
No way, double Spain and he misses Spain.
There's no way.
Yeah.
Wow.
Oh, he saw a Sargosa.
Dude.
Wow.
Oof.
Man.
Alright, fine.
Oh, get me to the 300.
Okay.
All right, fine. All go get me to the three hundreds. I'll carry the three hundred ranks
Bring me down
Rank 546 from Poland
Who's guaranteeing the ten years? Who? What country?
Huh?
Staring a barometer road.
This guy.
Kingdom coatings are coming, barometer.
Yeah, this is England, brother. This is England.
Barometer road.
This is England.
oh yeah bro you're gonna look at that shim and now you don't know shit
You're kidding!
Oh my god!
I'm a lord!
I'm going border play.
No, no, no.
Yes.
Come on.
Sweden.
Not Sweden.
Never mind.
not Sweden never mind
Wow this is a brother this is literally a turn on this is Trinarys I've looted all
All these buildings. Oh my god.
Okay.
Lulululu lulululu lulululu lulululu lulululu lulululu lulululu
Looted this, looted that.
Looted all these, looted all vans.
Emoji.
You know what?
Straight up Ukraine.
Straight up.
Wow, great job bro, we did well there, we did really well there, we did very well there
guys.
That was my second guess.
Dengue is Olasian Dengue?
Mobilya insat ormen ornery Gilling god's luck, Mobilya insat ormen.
I think it might be turkey.
I could be wrong.
Oh it is.
Buddy, buddy.
What a spot of the mosque in the distance.
This guy over here.
He has eyes.
Japan. Thank you Gekuen Narita Ushiku.
Oh, thank you Gakuin. Oh, yeah. Okay, it is Gakuin. Isn't that school?
Or some type of school?
Mount Tsukuba.
Fuji Sawa.
of
It did say mount something.
What the hell?
What the hell are you talking about?
Sikuba's right there, where's the mountain?
I thought there was a damn mountain.
Right in the damn town?
Indonesia.
You don't know, you don't know.
Past the sign, you don't know.
La la la la la la la, oh god, it's surrounded.
It's surrounded by the red and the white.
Okay, okay, usually I'm going this is usually Chile straight up straight up I could be wrong
Oh, buddy.
Oh, come on, man.
Upadu.
Napiovi cartoni.
Napojovi cartoni.
Napojvili.
Carponi.
Put your carponi in the thrush.
I think that's Czech.
I want to see the carponi.
I think that's Czech. I want to say it's Czech Republic.
I'm wrong.
Come on!
Dude I suck man, I suck.
The quest is failing right now, the quest is done.
Everybody's just better dude.
They're just too damn good man, they're too damn good.
Shit.
They're too damn good.
312 he wasn't from Canada lies
All right winnable winnable
I mean to the road what the hell the main road is right here
My bambinei no Kiyoyo where the hell is my bambinei
Nguyenya Mababane sounds like Mababane is Kenya.
Why would you name a place Nguyenya when you have Kenya?
So using that logic, we're in Kenya.
Let's see if I'm right.
Oh God.
Oh god.
Don't look at Kenya, dude. Don't look at Kenya.
Oh, really?
Yes, I'm Africa, but she might be right.
Fuck you, man. What is up with- Did they have like an Eswatini patch?
It's been Eswatini six times.
Oh my god dude, how is it always Eswatini?
Dabong.
Mamamama, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-m-ma-ma-m-m-m!
Let's see.
Let's see buddy, let's see buddy.
Let's see, let's see buddy, let's see buddy, okay buddy, okay.
of land bores
I don't know that flag
I should but I don't
Oh my god, dude.
Come on, bro, you don't know it's Romania.
Yes you do, yes you do.
Of course.
This is ridiculous, man.
I am winning shit.
There is a lock with these players.
Brazilian flag is right there maybe she doesn't know
Maybe she doesn't know maybe she doesn't think it's Brazil
Are you laya laya laya?
Dude, I actually think true. I think it was South Powell. I'm gonna get crit here. Oh my fucking god
Jujube I lost boys. I lost I
Officially suck at the world
I'm out. Oh, my God.
Tomorrow for another one, you guys enjoy the rest of your night.
I will see you guys next stream Tuesday.
Enjoy your night, people.
All the channel.
And we will go from there.
Peace out, Chad. Enjoy your night.
I'll see you guys on Tuesday for another one.
He's on chat, GG.
Goodbye, people.
I'll see you tomorrow.
First up, I've heard your real stories
I've seen perfect times
I'm sick of this stuff