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It's all about the Protoss brother"}, {"start": 143.52, "end": 146.58, "text": " All right, I was starting to slowly starting to click back"}, {"start": 146.58, "end": 154.58, "text": " back when I played yesterday in ProTas. If I do play that."}, {"start": 154.58, "end": 163.58, "text": " I've been drinking more water later. I invested in water, okay? I don't splurge on a lot, okay,"}, {"start": 163.58, "end": 169.58, "text": " but you know water, why not?"}, {"start": 169.58, "end": 171.58, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 174.58, "end": 176.58, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 179.58, "end": 188.58, "text": " Now, I usually drink like, I usually drink, my sources usually like Fiji water, but like, it's not the greatest water."}, {"start": 188.58, "end": 198.58, "text": " Desani, Voss, Saratoga, there's so many different types."}, {"start": 199.58, "end": 215.82000000000002, "text": " tap water bubble or water drink distilled water it's good"}, {"start": 215.82000000000002, "end": 223.86, "text": " what is better water the water filtered from like a Brita filter or water that comes directly"}, {"start": 223.86, "end": 242.74, "text": " from like the fucking mountain or some shit, a lake, spring, mountain water, but by how much,"}, {"start": 242.74, "end": 248.74, "text": " like are we talking, if we're comparing, because there are tiers of water, are there not, they're"}, {"start": 248.74, "end": 249.94, "text": " They're all tested."}, {"start": 251.10000000000002, "end": 255.76000000000002, "text": " They all contain different amounts of minerals,"}, {"start": 257.38, "end": 258.64, "text": " naturally, right?"}, {"start": 260.62, "end": 263.06, "text": " So shit, man, if you're gonna invest in something,"}, {"start": 263.06, "end": 267.0, "text": " why not get the best fucking water available, right?"}, {"start": 271.62, "end": 275.86, "text": " If you are like, fuck all other drinks,"}, {"start": 275.86, "end": 284.14, "text": " That's not even a rich person take bro with this fucking guy says the guy who drinks a shit-ass monster energy every day eat my balls"}, {"start": 284.26, "end": 285.76, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 285.76, "end": 288.66, "text": " All right now that the adults are talking all right"}, {"start": 291.7, "end": 297.14, "text": " Assuming you're not best water is a wild take not really though. What do you mean?"}, {"start": 298.86, "end": 303.1, "text": " They're all tested differently. There's different mineral levels in different waters"}, {"start": 303.1, "end": 305.90000000000003, "text": " There's got to be a little bit going on here."}, {"start": 305.90000000000003, "end": 310.78000000000003, "text": " So if there is research in it and then some people bottle it to some degree, why not get"}, {"start": 310.78000000000003, "end": 312.38, "text": " the best water?"}, {"start": 312.38, "end": 317.18, "text": " Assuming it's not like a fucking wicked expensive."}, {"start": 317.18, "end": 323.42, "text": " I'm not talking about the people who market it the best or spend the most on marketing"}, {"start": 323.42, "end": 324.42, "text": " and it's bullshit."}, {"start": 324.42, "end": 333.06, "text": " I'm talking about like, surely the best collected water you can purchase where they don't have"}, {"start": 333.06, "end": 343.18, "text": " have most of it into marketing, you know. Obviously the other thing is you just drink"}, {"start": 343.18, "end": 351.42, "text": " fucking brittle water, obviously, you could just do that. I just usually go with the plastic"}, {"start": 351.42, "end": 358.66, "text": " bottles, that's usually how I drink my water. Fuck man, I know, I'm not perfect. 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I don't know what to tell you bro. I don't know what to tell you brother."}, {"start": 455.1, "end": 457.42, "text": " Best water comes from data centers."}, {"start": 460.38, "end": 463.90000000000003, "text": " There should be a there should be every data center should have spigots."}, {"start": 464.3, "end": 472.14, "text": " So the pound can come and try our data center water just connect your hose"}, {"start": 474.58, "end": 478.26, "text": " Just connect your hose bring your hose"}, {"start": 481.86, "end": 489.36, "text": " AI water holy fuck dude, that's crazy people already worship AI man people are gonna drink that shit"}, {"start": 490.52, "end": 492.52, "text": " the tea of the God"}, {"start": 493.32000000000005, "end": 495.32000000000005, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 501.40000000000003, "end": 509.84000000000003, "text": " Oh my god, no dude, no you take like a steam bath in the AI water holy shit"}, {"start": 509.84000000000003, "end": 521.64, "text": " Yeah, we're just here for the ride, bro. I don't know what's happening there. I'm sick"}, {"start": 521.64, "end": 525.36, "text": " of the two letters, too. I don't know, man. I got no influence. All right. I'm just strapped"}, {"start": 525.36, "end": 536.32, "text": " in. I'm just an MPC. I'm just an MPC, bro. I don't know what's going on. Okay. I don't"}, {"start": 536.32, "end": 544.72, "text": " what's happening there's a spot in NYC that's powered by a Bitcoin data center oh really"}, {"start": 546.08, "end": 547.0400000000001, "text": " this fucking guy"}, {"start": 550.08, "end": 551.6, "text": " this fucking guy"}, {"start": 556.24, "end": 561.12, "text": " speaking of goddamn what was my point there's one guy who wanted to know the conclusion all right"}, {"start": 561.12, "end": 563.6, "text": " It's mountain valley spring water. Okay. It's"}, {"start": 564.4, "end": 568.24, "text": " Washita mountains brother. Okay. That's the water now"}, {"start": 569.68, "end": 571.68, "text": " The mountain valley spring water"}, {"start": 573.36, "end": 575.6, "text": " Not even that's what I'm talking drink it now"}, {"start": 580.48, "end": 582.48, "text": " Anyone ever have that shit?"}, {"start": 585.76, "end": 587.76, "text": " Washita"}, {"start": 591.12, "end": 600.0, "text": " That's cool, man."}, {"start": 600.0, "end": 601.88, "text": " Wish I had that much money, bro."}, {"start": 601.88, "end": 603.2, "text": " You can figure it out, bro."}, {"start": 603.2, "end": 607.28, "text": " Just don't fucking micro consume shit and balance your fucking budget, all right, and"}, {"start": 607.28, "end": 614.72, "text": " stop drinking dumb shit and buying stupid shit like your collector's editions and dumb"}, {"start": 614.72, "end": 618.84, "text": " ass shit that you don't need like streamer merch, okay."}, {"start": 618.84, "end": 624.36, "text": " guess what you can buy a fucking pack of water you stupid fuck alright it's not"}, {"start": 624.36, "end": 627.6, "text": " all about being rich it's about balancing your own budget not being a"}, {"start": 627.6, "end": 634.72, "text": " fucking materialistic dumb shit okay assuming you have a job okay we're not"}, {"start": 634.72, "end": 638.88, "text": " talking common denominator I got a job XYZ okay that's what we're talking about"}, {"start": 638.88, "end": 643.4000000000001, "text": " here we're talking about the guy who's deciding to you need a level of"}, {"start": 643.4, "end": 650.12, "text": " understanding, okay? We're just talking about the regular Joe Schmo here, okay? We don't need the,"}, {"start": 650.12, "end": 657.56, "text": " okay, talking to the guy who has a phone who's homeless right now, okay? We're not doing the"}, {"start": 657.56, "end": 663.3199999999999, "text": " common denominator shit, okay? We're talking about the regular Joe Schmo who gets the monster energy"}, {"start": 663.3199999999999, "end": 670.12, "text": " drink every day, okay? I don't want to hear your bullshit. I don't want to hear it. No one is bad,"}, {"start": 670.12, "end": 676.2, "text": " Bro, we're just talking you just don't understand what we're talking about because you have a weird profile picture"}, {"start": 678.28, "end": 683.82, "text": " So you don't understand finances hasn't hit you probably your parents probably take care of you"}, {"start": 683.82, "end": 707.1, "text": " I don't think I'm wrong. I don't think I'm wrong. But yes, you know, third party investigations"}, {"start": 707.1, "end": 712.3800000000001, "text": " show bottle has just tap water put into a bottle and sold a thousand percent markup."}, {"start": 712.38, "end": 715.7, "text": " You know what, true."}, {"start": 715.7, "end": 716.7, "text": " That's possible."}, {"start": 716.7, "end": 727.02, "text": " But you know what, this is the world we fucking live in, brah, okay?"}, {"start": 727.02, "end": 730.42, "text": " As far as I know, this is the most non-bullshit one."}, {"start": 730.42, "end": 735.58, "text": " I don't know if it is."}, {"start": 735.58, "end": 738.5, "text": " We hear the can open every day."}, {"start": 738.5, "end": 741.02, "text": " I mean, I still drink like a Coke Zero here and there,"}, {"start": 741.02, "end": 744.34, "text": " but my water consumption has gone up a lot more."}, {"start": 744.34, "end": 745.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 745.26, "end": 747.1, "text": " Motherfucker, all you guys keep that,"}, {"start": 747.1, "end": 749.22, "text": " yo, I don't get it, you go to the gym,"}, {"start": 749.22, "end": 753.5, "text": " you're trying to get fit to some degree, okay?"}, {"start": 753.5, "end": 754.9, "text": " You eat less."}, {"start": 757.14, "end": 761.34, "text": " And then why not kind of see if you can get"}, {"start": 761.34, "end": 763.44, "text": " the best water source too?"}, {"start": 765.14, "end": 767.86, "text": " Because it's available to you."}, {"start": 767.86, "end": 771.74, "text": " Assuming you can, you know, find the means to figure that out."}, {"start": 773.86, "end": 775.26, "text": " It's all water."}, {"start": 783.34, "end": 785.02, "text": " It's just water, bruh."}, {"start": 793.0600000000001, "end": 794.02, "text": " I disagree, man."}, {"start": 794.0600000000001, "end": 794.54, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 795.38, "end": 797.4200000000001, "text": " Water from a can tastes like shit."}, {"start": 797.86, "end": 809.54, "text": " Water from a can is weird can waters weird dude"}, {"start": 809.54, "end": 813.34, "text": " They can water they do can water"}, {"start": 813.34, "end": 819.9, "text": " It's you taste the aluminum"}, {"start": 819.9, "end": 828.9, "text": " The microaluminum. New Althers DLC. I saw Cat Chest came out. I might play that maybe."}, {"start": 828.9, "end": 842.62, "text": " Maybe, maybe. I grew up drinking water from a garden hose. Say man."}, {"start": 842.62, "end": 848.62, "text": " Some day try to get some naturally carbonated water will blow your mind."}, {"start": 848.62, "end": 851.62, "text": " I'm not a huge fan of carbonated."}, {"start": 867.62, "end": 871.62, "text": " No, carbonated water is weird man."}, {"start": 871.62, "end": 877.62, "text": " I feel like the taste, you need like an acquired taste for it or some shit, I don't know."}, {"start": 877.62, "end": 883.42, "text": " Never really connected with me, I feel like carbonated water, they try, I would rather"}, {"start": 883.42, "end": 891.22, "text": " just take regular water with a very low amount of flavored something and mix it over the taste"}, {"start": 891.22, "end": 894.02, "text": " of carbonated."}, {"start": 894.02, "end": 899.02, "text": " It's missing the so bad that it's annoying to drink."}, {"start": 903.6999999999999, "end": 904.86, "text": " Yeah, that's, you know what?"}, {"start": 904.86, "end": 905.6999999999999, "text": " That's what it is."}, {"start": 905.6999999999999, "end": 906.5799999999999, "text": " I got to drink it again."}, {"start": 906.5799999999999, "end": 908.78, "text": " Carbonated water, it's like you drink it"}, {"start": 908.78, "end": 913.14, "text": " and it like instantly evaporates in your mouth feeling."}, {"start": 913.14, "end": 913.98, "text": " It's so weird."}, {"start": 913.98, "end": 918.9, "text": " It's like a weird, it's like an instant nothing."}, {"start": 918.9, "end": 920.98, "text": " It's like an instant nothing feeling."}, {"start": 920.98, "end": 922.78, "text": " I guess some people like it."}, {"start": 924.74, "end": 929.96, "text": " You know as soon as you drink it. Yeah, it has like a dry water taste"}, {"start": 930.74, "end": 933.54, "text": " As soon as and you don't get the aftertaste"}, {"start": 934.62, "end": 940.5799999999999, "text": " It's weird. I can I can see how some people like it though. I mean shit"}, {"start": 940.5799999999999, "end": 943.3, "text": " It's a absolute 10 out of 10 alternative"}, {"start": 945.34, "end": 947.34, "text": " To sugary drinks"}, {"start": 951.1, "end": 953.1, "text": " Water has an aftertaste"}, {"start": 954.02, "end": 963.02, "text": " It has the thirst, the thirst quenching aftertaste that carbonated water doesn't give you."}, {"start": 963.02, "end": 975.02, "text": " Yes, it does. A good ass fucking super cold glass of water. You feel the, you feel the hydration. Fill your fucking internals."}, {"start": 975.02, "end": 984.18, "text": " Are you a monster or a Red Bull guy?"}, {"start": 984.18, "end": 985.18, "text": " Neither."}, {"start": 985.18, "end": 992.78, "text": " A Red Bull ain't bad here and there, but I don't know, it's been like a year since"}, {"start": 992.78, "end": 994.78, "text": " I've had one."}, {"start": 994.78, "end": 1001.78, "text": " At least five antiques today, five rare takes."}, {"start": 1001.78, "end": 1005.78, "text": " At least five errors."}, {"start": 1005.78, "end": 1008.78, "text": " What's the sixth?"}, {"start": 1008.78, "end": 1012.78, "text": " And it's, it's a booting."}, {"start": 1012.78, "end": 1018.78, "text": " Battlefield 6 Season 4 Naval Official Combat Trailer."}, {"start": 1018.78, "end": 1029.0, "text": " Okay, bro, so we just had black flag and now this is the same thing, but 2026 now hold on hold on"}, {"start": 1043.42, "end": 1045.42, "text": " Let me see"}, {"start": 1048.78, "end": 1077.78, "text": " What do we have here?"}, {"start": 1077.78, "end": 1080.6, "text": " uh... we have here uh..."}, {"start": 1080.6, "end": 1085.22, "text": " outlast trials someone mentioned this about is going to play it"}, {"start": 1085.22, "end": 1086.42, "text": " of these"}, {"start": 1086.42, "end": 1091.3, "text": " these two reincarnation preview thread"}, {"start": 1091.3, "end": 1096.3799999999999, "text": " the altars dlc i never beat the altars i kind of fell off of the game like"}, {"start": 1096.3799999999999, "end": 1098.22, "text": " two hours"}, {"start": 1098.22, "end": 1100.26, "text": " past"}, {"start": 1100.26, "end": 1103.7, "text": " i kind of just like uh..."}, {"start": 1103.7, "end": 1107.14, "text": " Spider-Man, Marvel Token. I'm kind of hyped for this game."}, {"start": 1108.5, "end": 1113.7, "text": " I'm looking forward to trying this out. I know, I also have Marvel Fatigue,"}, {"start": 1113.7, "end": 1116.5, "text": " but this one looks like they're actually trying to pop off with it."}, {"start": 1119.14, "end": 1124.74, "text": " Like 2xKO felt like, oh, okay. This game looks like, oh, it could be fun online."}, {"start": 1124.74, "end": 1134.42, "text": " The open beta is next weekend. Check dear passengers superhero trash."}, {"start": 1134.42, "end": 1144.26, "text": " I played the beta it's good."}, {"start": 1144.26, "end": 1152.86, "text": " Are you hype for Wolverine? I'm skeptical on Wolverine. I'm not like holy shit."}, {"start": 1152.8600000000001, "end": 1156.14, "text": " Did stall zone come out today?"}, {"start": 1156.14, "end": 1157.14, "text": " Is this..."}, {"start": 1157.14, "end": 1162.0600000000002, "text": " Yo, Steam, what the hell, bro?"}, {"start": 1162.0600000000002, "end": 1163.8600000000001, "text": " This currently is the stall zone."}, {"start": 1163.8600000000001, "end": 1165.3000000000002, "text": " Is this the one that was the..."}, {"start": 1165.3000000000002, "end": 1166.5000000000002, "text": " Oh, wait, no."}, {"start": 1166.5000000000002, "end": 1170.1000000000001, "text": " Which one was this?"}, {"start": 1170.1000000000001, "end": 1178.5800000000002, "text": " Wasn't there a trailer for this game?"}, {"start": 1178.58, "end": 1182.58, "text": " I thought there was a new one coming out, that looked like this."}, {"start": 1198.4199999999998, "end": 1203.78, "text": " Wait, did they change the game and change the... I don't know, I thought it was something else."}, {"start": 1203.78, "end": 1204.58, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 1204.58, "end": 1206.58, "text": " Yeah, wait, did they rename the game?"}, {"start": 1208.58, "end": 1217.3, "text": " And they made it an extraction shooter I swear to God this game wasn't an extraction shooter"}, {"start": 1217.3, "end": 1222.74, "text": " when it came out it was so different it was like a single-player game or some shit did"}, {"start": 1222.74, "end": 1233.86, "text": " they just completely change game is garbage it's a bunny bird"}, {"start": 1233.8600000000001, "end": 1236.8600000000001, "text": " Oh, they got whales, bro. They got whales."}, {"start": 1240.2600000000002, "end": 1243.0600000000002, "text": " They got they got a bunch of fucking paid killers."}, {"start": 1249.6000000000001, "end": 1252.9, "text": " All right, that's a dolphin."}, {"start": 1252.9, "end": 1255.5000000000002, "text": " Yeah, there's some dolphins, bro, the dolphins."}, {"start": 1255.5000000000002, "end": 1257.0200000000002, "text": " Hold on, dude. There it goes."}, {"start": 1257.0200000000002, "end": 1262.5000000000002, "text": " Whale dolphin, fucking guppy, fucking Nemo."}, {"start": 1262.5, "end": 1267.26, "text": " The Nemo's are the free-to-play bro. The Dolphins they've spent like a grand"}, {"start": 1268.86, "end": 1273.14, "text": " The whales they're at the 10k the Dolphins they spent 1k"}, {"start": 1274.14, "end": 1277.7, "text": " The beluga the beluga is at a hundred K"}, {"start": 1285.42, "end": 1288.1, "text": " Oh, yeah chess cat dude"}, {"start": 1288.1000000000001, "end": 1290.1000000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1291.2600000000002, "end": 1294.14, "text": " Did come out five dollar five dollar"}, {"start": 1299.9, "end": 1303.3000000000002, "text": " This game didn't come out. What is this?"}, {"start": 1307.22, "end": 1315.66, "text": " Hi, I saw that dude that game was everywhere. I know I saw that it looked decent check dear passengers. I saw bro"}, {"start": 1315.66, "end": 1326.14, "text": " Well, it looks like it could be pretty funny, pretty funny, pretty funny."}, {"start": 1326.14, "end": 1329.42, "text": " Steam is dying right now."}, {"start": 1329.42, "end": 1345.6200000000001, "text": " Or my internet is dying, what are the other?"}, {"start": 1345.6200000000001, "end": 1358.6200000000001, "text": " You know what, yes, French Lop, but this actually looks kind of decently made."}, {"start": 1405.6200000000001, "end": 1435.0600000000002, "text": " the"}, {"start": 1435.06, "end": 1437.06, "text": " Yeah, this looks pretty funny, man."}, {"start": 1437.06, "end": 1441.06, "text": " Bahahaha! Bahahaha!"}, {"start": 1441.06, "end": 1444.06, "text": " There will be loads! That will be loads!"}, {"start": 1447.06, "end": 1449.06, "text": " There will be loads!"}, {"start": 1454.06, "end": 1460.06, "text": " Sure, brother. Battlefield 6 Season 4 Naval Official Gameplay."}, {"start": 1460.06, "end": 1463.06, "text": " Dynamic Waves, apparently."}, {"start": 1465.06, "end": 1472.06, "text": " The year of the water devs are showing off."}, {"start": 1495.06, "end": 1521.06, "text": " Yeah, the motorbike was fun to use yesterday."}, {"start": 1521.06, "end": 1543.06, "text": " Yeah, this map actually looks pretty sick."}, {"start": 1573.06, "end": 1589.82, "text": " Spain or France as a tourist as this guy's trying to collect everybody's"}, {"start": 1589.82, "end": 1596.1799999999998, "text": " takes alright a tourist take I would say France"}, {"start": 1603.06, "end": 1610.06, "text": " I don't know though, bro. I don't know though."}, {"start": 1610.06, "end": 1614.06, "text": " Is that soda? What the hell?"}, {"start": 1614.06, "end": 1618.06, "text": " A house tour."}, {"start": 1618.06, "end": 1622.06, "text": " War Thunder infantry CBT is up."}, {"start": 1622.06, "end": 1624.06, "text": " Is it?"}, {"start": 1624.06, "end": 1627.06, "text": " War Thunder."}, {"start": 1627.06, "end": 1632.06, "text": " War Thunder is 85 games."}, {"start": 1632.06, "end": 1634.06, "text": " 85 gigs"}, {"start": 1642.26, "end": 1644.6, "text": " Watch the house tour I should"}, {"start": 1645.8999999999999, "end": 1652.1799999999998, "text": " We saw lyrics crusty ass copy machine buddy. It is not crusty. I could brew one right now"}, {"start": 1652.1799999999998, "end": 1654.1799999999998, "text": " I haven't brewed one on this in a while"}, {"start": 1655.62, "end": 1657.62, "text": " Because I've been using the"}, {"start": 1659.1799999999998, "end": 1661.1799999999998, "text": " Percolator"}, {"start": 1662.06, "end": 1670.22, "text": " Have you liked five two terabyte SSDs?"}, {"start": 1670.22, "end": 1671.22, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1671.22, "end": 1675.26, "text": " Yeah, hold up."}, {"start": 1675.26, "end": 1678.34, "text": " Is War Thunder, is Close Beta worth downloading for?"}, {"start": 1678.34, "end": 1681.22, "text": " What are we talking about here?"}, {"start": 1681.22, "end": 1687.34, "text": " Should I do it?"}, {"start": 1687.34, "end": 1689.34, "text": " Should I do it?"}, {"start": 1689.34, "end": 1690.34, "text": " Starcraft?"}, {"start": 1690.3400000000001, "end": 1692.3400000000001, "text": " I could, I could."}, {"start": 1702.3400000000001, "end": 1706.5800000000002, "text": " The thing about starcraft is you have to it's dude playing starcraft is"}, {"start": 1710.8200000000002, "end": 1716.9, "text": " It's consistent you got to be consistent with it. Okay, like everything. Okay, you got to be fucking consistent"}, {"start": 1720.3400000000001, "end": 1733.1200000000001, "text": " You got to keep building the blocks."}, {"start": 1733.1200000000001, "end": 1735.3200000000002, "text": " You need an in-game timer."}, {"start": 1735.3200000000002, "end": 1740.88, "text": " Is there an in-game timer built in?"}, {"start": 1740.88, "end": 1741.88, "text": " What else?"}, {"start": 1741.88, "end": 1742.88, "text": " Outlast trials."}, {"start": 1742.88, "end": 1744.7200000000003, "text": " Someone mentioned if I was going to play this."}, {"start": 1744.7200000000003, "end": 1749.7200000000003, "text": " This game is so as well made, but it's just boring."}, {"start": 1749.72, "end": 1753.72, "text": " I think it's the same shit. You play the level 1 so you don't want to play it again."}, {"start": 1779.72, "end": 1783.72, "text": " Get out of your knees and I'll be trying!"}, {"start": 1809.72, "end": 1811.72, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1823.76, "end": 1825.76, "text": " Am"}, {"start": 1839.72, "end": 1860.72, "text": " Honestly, that's always been Outlast's thing, like heavy gore and like nudity to some degree"}, {"start": 1860.72, "end": 1861.72, "text": " in their game."}, {"start": 1861.72, "end": 1862.72, "text": " That's what makes it..."}, {"start": 1862.72, "end": 1868.68, "text": " That's kind of like, when you think of Outlast, that's kind of how..."}, {"start": 1868.68, "end": 1875.16, "text": " That is, yeah, the shock value is outlast."}, {"start": 1875.16, "end": 1876.16, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 1876.16, "end": 1877.96, "text": " There's no other game that like pulls on that so heavily."}, {"start": 1877.96, "end": 1880.44, "text": " That's kind of even the first game that was kind of it."}, {"start": 1880.44, "end": 1882.04, "text": " Not many people cross that line."}, {"start": 1882.04, "end": 1890.1200000000001, "text": " This was, that was like one of the biggest parts of outlast."}, {"start": 1890.1200000000001, "end": 1891.52, "text": " It's good they're updating it."}, {"start": 1891.52, "end": 1894.28, "text": " Yeah, I guess they don't have a player base."}, {"start": 1894.28, "end": 1897.92, "text": " They have a player base."}, {"start": 1897.92, "end": 1905.76, "text": " Yeah, the first two were good man. I wish this game was good. It just never clicked for me."}, {"start": 1905.76, "end": 1907.24, "text": " Just never really clicked."}, {"start": 1916.24, "end": 1920.68, "text": " Crimson Desert. I know I should go back and beat the game."}, {"start": 1920.68, "end": 1929.88, "text": " game. But not now. I just got out of a single player game, still trying to figure stuff"}, {"start": 1929.88, "end": 1939.24, "text": " out. SPSPSP SPLIT A MAN! I don't want to play a Spider-Man, bro. I'm sick of Spider-Man."}, {"start": 1939.24, "end": 1941.24, "text": " I don't want to play him."}, {"start": 1969.24, "end": 1988.76, "text": " Hold on, does this game have a dedicated block button?"}, {"start": 1988.76, "end": 1995.76, "text": " This looks like it's just back on d-pad."}, {"start": 1995.76, "end": 2005.2, "text": " Oh, that's the thing."}, {"start": 2005.2, "end": 2008.48, "text": " Every time you play a fighting game, the first thing you need to learn is what the block"}, {"start": 2008.48, "end": 2026.48, "text": " that is. Or how to block. How to block is the most important thing. I swear to God."}, {"start": 2038.48, "end": 2056.94, "text": " Fighting games take too much time to learn, I have a job."}, {"start": 2056.94, "end": 2057.94, "text": " Fighting games!"}, {"start": 2057.94, "end": 2058.94, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 2058.94, "end": 2065.94, "text": " There is a lot to pick up."}, {"start": 2065.94, "end": 2077.58, "text": " A lot of the nuance of fighting games carry over from titles, something like actually"}, {"start": 2077.58, "end": 2086.3, "text": " trying to, I feel like if you can successfully do combos in Street Fighter you can translate"}, {"start": 2086.3, "end": 2089.66, "text": " that into any other game."}, {"start": 2089.66, "end": 2094.3, "text": " It's more about the people who know how to combo properly and not drop combos and understand"}, {"start": 2094.3, "end": 2101.2200000000003, "text": " rhythm can excel at every fighting game. It's either if you understand the combo rhythm"}, {"start": 2101.2200000000003, "end": 2106.7400000000002, "text": " or you don't. And those are the people who keep buying these seven games and it's not"}, {"start": 2106.7400000000002, "end": 2117.02, "text": " that difficult to learn. Yeah, these games are either you either know how to play fighting"}, {"start": 2117.02, "end": 2124.14, "text": " games or you don't. It will feel like the most difficult fucking shit if you don't,"}, {"start": 2124.14, "end": 2140.14, "text": " and seems like it will take so long to learn. This game is made for nudes. Like that's why"}, {"start": 2140.14, "end": 2146.46, "text": " they do modern controls as well, for people who don't really know how to combo. Like this"}, {"start": 2146.46, "end": 2149.7, "text": " This game is probably going to have modern controls as well."}, {"start": 2149.7, "end": 2159.58, "text": " That's how you get new players in."}, {"start": 2159.58, "end": 2163.82, "text": " Are people who aren't like super good at fighting games?"}, {"start": 2163.82, "end": 2173.02, "text": " Yeah, but the thing is it's like kind of cringe if you don't like modern controls."}, {"start": 2173.02, "end": 2182.44, "text": " That's like super boomer elitist dumbass take."}, {"start": 2182.44, "end": 2193.62, "text": " There's a reason why they added modern takes, uh, modern controls."}, {"start": 2193.62, "end": 2197.84, "text": " They're trying to get a new audience in who, it's like, it's just like fucking RTSs."}, {"start": 2197.84, "end": 2199.8, "text": " People don't want to learn how to play an RTS."}, {"start": 2199.8, "end": 2202.96, "text": " Fighting games are complicated to play."}, {"start": 2202.96, "end": 2209.7200000000003, "text": " They want people to quickly come in and actually see the animations and feel like the fucking"}, {"start": 2209.7200000000003, "end": 2211.56, "text": " superheroes, the casual gamer."}, {"start": 2211.56, "end": 2218.64, "text": " They're not going to cater to the guy who plays Starcraft since fucking one."}, {"start": 2218.64, "end": 2220.64, "text": " He already has the game."}, {"start": 2220.64, "end": 2229.0, "text": " Now they're going to try to introduce him, he's already going to buy it."}, {"start": 2229.0, "end": 2233.44, "text": " The game's already good for them, but that's a good way to introduce new people to fighting"}, {"start": 2233.44, "end": 2239.32, "text": " games."}, {"start": 2239.32, "end": 2254.16, "text": " Every fighting game should have a modern setting."}, {"start": 2254.16, "end": 2261.7599999999998, "text": " I don't think it's a scrub take because I think these games are niche and I bet there's a decline on sales on fighting games."}, {"start": 2263.08, "end": 2263.7599999999998, "text": " Calling it."}, {"start": 2267.12, "end": 2271.56, "text": " For the exact logic of motherfuckers are like, I suck at these type of games."}, {"start": 2272.52, "end": 2273.72, "text": " Why would I play this?"}, {"start": 2274.72, "end": 2277.96, "text": " It looks cool, but I suck balls at this."}, {"start": 2278.6, "end": 2279.52, "text": " It's a fighting game."}, {"start": 2279.52, "end": 2280.8799999999997, "text": " You have to know how to combo."}, {"start": 2280.8799999999997, "end": 2283.3199999999997, "text": " You have to know how to block and you have to know how to counter."}, {"start": 2284.16, "end": 2295.56, "text": " Like the jump punish, like jump punish and stuff, like that translates to all fighting"}, {"start": 2295.56, "end": 2296.56, "text": " games."}, {"start": 2296.56, "end": 2307.2, "text": " Most noobs don't even fucking know exactly how to translate that over."}, {"start": 2307.2, "end": 2313.56, "text": " Fighting games are actually increasing in popularity."}, {"start": 2313.56, "end": 2329.56, "text": " you know what I think it's because of the modern mode"}, {"start": 2329.56, "end": 2340.56, "text": " now it's like holy shit this game is so cool to play I can actually kind of figure out how to play now so I'm a fan"}, {"start": 2340.56, "end": 2343.84, "text": " Let them, yo, let them have the fucking bro."}, {"start": 2343.84, "end": 2347.0, "text": " It's, they're learning how to ride a bike, man."}, {"start": 2347.0, "end": 2349.32, "text": " Let them have the training wheels"}, {"start": 2349.32, "end": 2352.34, "text": " and then they can take off the modern controls."}, {"start": 2360.24, "end": 2362.12, "text": " There's an avatar fighting game."}, {"start": 2362.12, "end": 2372.56, "text": " actual modern controls deter some hardcore players from playing a fighting game that's"}, {"start": 2372.56, "end": 2376.3599999999997, "text": " great for all okay those people are fucking the pegs"}, {"start": 2376.3599999999997, "end": 2386.44, "text": " oh do you put this shirt at the game so new people can experience it even though i fucking"}, {"start": 2386.44, "end": 2390.08, "text": " have been playing every single one and i exactly the frame that had the frame fucking rating"}, {"start": 2390.08, "end": 2394.7799999999997, "text": " in the frame millisecond in every fucking detail and literally play the console over"}, {"start": 2394.7799999999997, "end": 2414.04, "text": " the actual game. You look at the fucking graphs over actually just playing the game."}, {"start": 2414.04, "end": 2418.7999999999997, "text": " Don't get me wrong. I love the hardcore aspect, but I totally understand. How do you not know"}, {"start": 2418.8, "end": 2423.8, "text": " I don't know what I'm talking about bro, it's all about frame data and everything, so you don't even know what I'm talking about."}, {"start": 2429.8, "end": 2432.8, "text": " You never played Avatar, I never have, no."}, {"start": 2433.8, "end": 2436.8, "text": " It got delayed, I don't really care about that one to be honest."}, {"start": 2438.8, "end": 2440.8, "text": " I don't really care about that bro."}, {"start": 2441.8, "end": 2443.8, "text": " People are still on Avatar?"}, {"start": 2444.8, "end": 2446.8, "text": " Like it was good, but like..."}, {"start": 2447.46, "end": 2448.96, "text": " Chill"}, {"start": 2448.96, "end": 2454.98, "text": " How are we still talking about fucking avatar, bro? They made the movie. There is the anime they made the movie"}, {"start": 2455.54, "end": 2458.38, "text": " How are we still on avatar, bro? It was good"}, {"start": 2459.88, "end": 2465.7400000000002, "text": " Avatar was so 2000. I know I swear to God my like friend told me to watch it. Oh"}, {"start": 2467.42, "end": 2473.6600000000003, "text": " My god, my friend told me to watch fucking avatar when I was deep into anime"}, {"start": 2473.66, "end": 2481.16, "text": " And I was like, bro, I was like level 10. We've forum posting. I only watched subtitles"}, {"start": 2482.12, "end": 2487.7799999999997, "text": " Okay, don't fly. I was basically in Tokyo, Japan in my mind in America"}, {"start": 2488.2999999999997, "end": 2491.6, "text": " Okay, and then he was like, yeah, you gotta just watch"}, {"start": 2492.18, "end": 2495.8999999999996, "text": " Avatar and I was like, why would I watch this shit because they were all talking"}, {"start": 2497.02, "end": 2499.02, "text": " It was all English"}, {"start": 2499.02, "end": 2504.06, "text": " So it's like instant immersion breaking like why would I watch this fucking trash?"}, {"start": 2505.06, "end": 2511.02, "text": " Like my email like I couldn't I heard no fucking Japanese. Okay. I was Japanese at that point"}, {"start": 2513.2599999999998, "end": 2517.14, "text": " Like I cannot get into it and then I watched it and it was good"}, {"start": 2518.34, "end": 2522.54, "text": " It was cringy and then I got into it because the story was good"}, {"start": 2522.54, "end": 2527.98, "text": " Oh, my god, damn, we're still on fucking Avatar."}, {"start": 2527.98, "end": 2528.98, "text": " We're still here."}, {"start": 2528.98, "end": 2529.98, "text": " Like, it was good."}, {"start": 2529.98, "end": 2530.98, "text": " It was good."}, {"start": 2530.98, "end": 2531.98, "text": " It was good."}, {"start": 2531.98, "end": 2542.5, "text": " They made the one movie from M. Night, it was bad."}, {"start": 2542.5, "end": 2543.5, "text": " The fighting game."}, {"start": 2543.5, "end": 2544.5, "text": " Oh, good."}, {"start": 2544.5, "end": 2546.3, "text": " I don't really care, dude."}, {"start": 2546.3, "end": 2548.86, "text": " Oh, yeah, we already saw this, man."}, {"start": 2548.86, "end": 2557.52, "text": " looks yeah I was like 14 or some shit that that's what I'm tired when I saw"}, {"start": 2557.52, "end": 2563.32, "text": " that yeah I don't really care about avatar anymore it right now avatar seems"}, {"start": 2563.32, "end": 2569.44, "text": " like we're trying to defib the corpse okay it was good relax do we need more"}, {"start": 2569.44, "end": 2574.56, "text": " fucking avatar shit apparently people still like avatar"}, {"start": 2578.86, "end": 2584.82, "text": " It's just nostalgia Bay. Yeah, there's a new animated movie coming out"}, {"start": 2596.3, "end": 2602.7400000000002, "text": " Yeah, I don't even care about the Harry Potter fucking remake they're coming out with as well or I saw the original that was amazing"}, {"start": 2602.7400000000002, "end": 2605.9, "text": " It was life-changing. I don't need recalls"}, {"start": 2605.9, "end": 2613.7000000000003, "text": " three hashes of the old that will not be as good as the old you know the hype"}, {"start": 2613.7000000000003, "end": 2620.7400000000002, "text": " isn't the same that applies to many other things"}, {"start": 2622.98, "end": 2632.6600000000003, "text": " what do we have here what is this paper shredder yeah what am I playing today"}, {"start": 2632.66, "end": 2636.2999999999997, "text": " guys what am I doing body cam releases on the 17"}, {"start": 2636.2999999999997, "end": 2648.2999999999997, "text": " at least did I see this ship body cam on record we got another one"}, {"start": 2648.3, "end": 2666.02, "text": " What's up with all these games having these the style of music I swear it's like the same"}, {"start": 2666.02, "end": 2673.02, "text": " fucking day."}, {"start": 2673.02, "end": 2675.02, "text": " Yeah, it's it's it's weird"}, {"start": 2676.74, "end": 2683.18, "text": " The people making these games are so fucking weird. I don't know. They're all the same people. Is it all the same people?"}, {"start": 2683.18, "end": 2685.18, "text": " Is this like some tiktok bullshit?"}, {"start": 2689.94, "end": 2694.34, "text": " You played the other one and it has like a funk soundtrack as well when you play it"}, {"start": 2697.2599999999998, "end": 2699.2599999999998, "text": " This one"}, {"start": 2703.02, "end": 2704.62, "text": " Looking games out there at the moment."}, {"start": 2704.62, "end": 2706.66, "text": " Oh, they put jackfrags on this?"}, {"start": 2706.66, "end": 2709.46, "text": " Hyper realistic games I have ever seen"}, {"start": 2709.46, "end": 2710.86, "text": " developed by two developers."}, {"start": 2710.86, "end": 2713.58, "text": " Those age 17 and 20 years old."}, {"start": 2713.58, "end": 2714.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2714.9, "end": 2717.2599999999998, "text": " That one, what's so interesting is,"}, {"start": 2717.2599999999998, "end": 2719.5, "text": " it's the one that went viral initially,"}, {"start": 2719.5, "end": 2721.3, "text": " that game never came out."}, {"start": 2721.3, "end": 2724.54, "text": " These ones came out after that one"}, {"start": 2724.54, "end": 2728.22, "text": " that people first saw this perspective."}, {"start": 2728.22, "end": 2729.7, "text": " It never came out."}, {"start": 2729.7, "end": 2732.66, "text": " And then didn't a company unredacted,"}, {"start": 2732.66, "end": 2735.18, "text": " Never came out or on record."}, {"start": 2736.1, "end": 2738.2999999999997, "text": " This is the one that went viral initially."}, {"start": 2739.58, "end": 2743.1, "text": " And then these two games, those, those two games and some others came out."}, {"start": 2743.1, "end": 2744.06, "text": " This one never came out."}, {"start": 2745.46, "end": 2748.14, "text": " But then I swear he got like funding or something."}, {"start": 2748.3399999999997, "end": 2752.7, "text": " He got like picked up or some shit by, I swear to God, a publisher."}, {"start": 2755.18, "end": 2756.66, "text": " It's still in development."}, {"start": 2759.58, "end": 2760.66, "text": " Is it 10 cent?"}, {"start": 2760.7799999999997, "end": 2762.62, "text": " Did 10 cent pick this game up?"}, {"start": 2762.66, "end": 2764.66, "text": " Which is kind of crazy"}, {"start": 2767.1, "end": 2771.2599999999998, "text": " I don't think it was Tencent. I don't know some shit happened with this. I forgot who"}, {"start": 2772.8199999999997, "end": 2775.94, "text": " But if someone actually makes a solid game"}, {"start": 2776.7799999999997, "end": 2779.96, "text": " Following this like fish eye lens it could be good"}, {"start": 2781.3399999999997, "end": 2784.66, "text": " All of them are just like okay, though. That's the thing. They're all like"}, {"start": 2785.8999999999996, "end": 2790.02, "text": " Indie dev level that aren't fleshed out, but like a true"}, {"start": 2790.02, "end": 2800.42, "text": " team behind it with this, I would totally play one."}, {"start": 2800.42, "end": 2806.0, "text": " One is knock one coming out, they delayed it."}, {"start": 2806.0, "end": 2811.2, "text": " I don't know man, maybe the fucking Arc Raiders guys saw this game and was like yo chill this"}, {"start": 2811.2, "end": 2816.0, "text": " could be decent, relax, wait what am I talking about, nevermind."}, {"start": 2816.0, "end": 2826.14, "text": " they realized this game actually has potential I was confused the two what is"}, {"start": 2826.14, "end": 2828.14, "text": " Caz."}, {"start": 2856.14, "end": 2858.3799999999997, "text": " Wait, this looks like... Wait, hold on, let me sit here."}, {"start": 2860.62, "end": 2862.14, "text": " Why did he just show the game?"}, {"start": 2875.9, "end": 2878.2999999999997, "text": " So it's a roguelike, didn't you?"}, {"start": 2886.14, "end": 2891.14, "text": " I think you just have to kill stuff a lot faster, eventually."}, {"start": 2903.14, "end": 2905.14, "text": " This looks like it could be kind of fun."}, {"start": 2916.14, "end": 2921.42, "text": " Yeah, I mean it looks kind of fun, it looks like we got a decent."}, {"start": 2921.42, "end": 2928.2, "text": " Yo, sometimes you need the dopamine injection."}, {"start": 2928.2, "end": 2931.04, "text": " Paper shredder."}, {"start": 2931.04, "end": 2936.04, "text": " Paper shredder."}, {"start": 2936.04, "end": 2938.04, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2947.62, "end": 2949.62, "text": " Know"}, {"start": 2953.94, "end": 2955.94, "text": " Whoa"}, {"start": 2956.94, "end": 2958.94, "text": " What the fuck"}, {"start": 2960.84, "end": 2962.88, "text": " Wait wait wait, wait wait wait wait wait wait"}, {"start": 2963.72, "end": 2965.72, "text": " Hold on hold on"}, {"start": 2966.04, "end": 2974.88, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2974.88, "end": 2977.08, "text": " Maybe maybe maybe."}, {"start": 2977.08, "end": 2982.2799999999997, "text": " Maybe maybe."}, {"start": 2982.2799999999997, "end": 2983.2799999999997, "text": " Worming from home?"}, {"start": 2983.2799999999997, "end": 2987.52, "text": " Oh yeah, I see that, I see that."}, {"start": 2987.52, "end": 2988.52, "text": " I see that brother."}, {"start": 2988.52, "end": 2989.52, "text": " I see that brother."}, {"start": 2989.52, "end": 2991.84, "text": " Shrike brother, yes brother."}, {"start": 3005.18, "end": 3007.18, "text": " All right boys, what are we doing here?"}, {"start": 3011.92, "end": 3014.86, "text": " Check one million buttons."}, {"start": 3014.86, "end": 3022.02, "text": " Dude, GeoGuessr was brutal yesterday, I don't know about that dude."}, {"start": 3022.02, "end": 3029.1, "text": " I was getting GeoGuessr, something changed in that game, okay?"}, {"start": 3029.1, "end": 3035.9, "text": " Either I, either it's my brain, it is my brain, but something is, there is something going"}, {"start": 3035.9, "end": 3036.9, "text": " on there."}, {"start": 3036.9, "end": 3040.2200000000003, "text": " Those players were good."}, {"start": 3040.2200000000003, "end": 3043.94, "text": " It's usually never that bad at that rank, okay?"}, {"start": 3043.94, "end": 3057.02, "text": " If you play the half sword gore and physics update, I will go back to half sword if they"}, {"start": 3057.02, "end": 3059.3, "text": " they add some type of combat or something."}, {"start": 3077.94, "end": 3080.42, "text": " Oh yeah, I did be, I could try playing"}, {"start": 3080.42, "end": 3084.14, "text": " doing a knockout win today for Mario Kart."}, {"start": 3084.14, "end": 3086.16, "text": " Mario Kart yesterday made me realize"}, {"start": 3086.16, "end": 3087.96, "text": " I can win and knock out still."}, {"start": 3087.96, "end": 3089.24, "text": " I still have talent."}, {"start": 3090.7599999999998, "end": 3092.3199999999997, "text": " Yesterday made me realize."}, {"start": 3106.7599999999998, "end": 3111.48, "text": " Only one button is correct."}, {"start": 3116.16, "end": 3118.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3133.08, "end": 3136.64, "text": " Damn, bro, this honestly I love when we see these"}, {"start": 3137.44, "end": 3139.44, "text": " CIA fucking softwares get a"}, {"start": 3140.3999999999996, "end": 3146.08, "text": " Declassified bro. This I see this as this should be I would I would buy the this"}, {"start": 3146.16, "end": 3147.96, "text": " for some people looking for an unbanned."}, {"start": 3147.96, "end": 3150.48, "text": " I'd be like, find the button and you get unbanned."}, {"start": 3157.52, "end": 3160.56, "text": " Yo, some of these are great."}, {"start": 3160.56, "end": 3161.72, "text": " This is great, man."}, {"start": 3161.72, "end": 3163.0, "text": " These are, this is literally,"}, {"start": 3163.0, "end": 3164.8199999999997, "text": " these are some torture ass games."}, {"start": 3165.96, "end": 3168.02, "text": " I got trained on these games."}, {"start": 3169.3599999999997, "end": 3172.7599999999998, "text": " There's something also satisfying too,"}, {"start": 3172.7599999999998, "end": 3174.56, "text": " if you actually find the right button."}, {"start": 3176.16, "end": 3185.04, "text": " Look at Carnvale on stream."}, {"start": 3185.04, "end": 3186.04, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 3186.04, "end": 3187.04, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 3187.04, "end": 3188.04, "text": " Maybe I will play this shit."}, {"start": 3188.04, "end": 3189.04, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 3189.04, "end": 3190.04, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 3190.04, "end": 3202.3599999999997, "text": " Won't stop the stream until I find the button that is tied to the OBS end stream button."}, {"start": 3202.3599999999997, "end": 3204.3599999999997, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 3204.36, "end": 3205.2000000000003, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 3213.42, "end": 3217.7200000000003, "text": " Skip three days, what is this July 22nd, Carnvale?"}, {"start": 3217.7200000000003, "end": 3220.7200000000003, "text": " [\"Carnival Theme Song\"]"}, {"start": 3229.1800000000003, "end": 3231.2200000000003, "text": " Wait, one screen hosts?"}, {"start": 3231.2200000000003, "end": 3234.2200000000003, "text": " Every phone is a blade?"}, {"start": 3243.0200000000004, "end": 3244.5400000000004, "text": " Who the fucking 10 players?"}, {"start": 3244.5400000000004, "end": 3246.7400000000002, "text": " I thought this was gonna be like, I'm limited."}, {"start": 3249.34, "end": 3250.1800000000003, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 3251.7000000000003, "end": 3252.5400000000004, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 3252.5400000000004, "end": 3255.5800000000004, "text": " One screen hosts every phone is a hidden blade."}, {"start": 3255.5800000000004, "end": 3259.0600000000004, "text": " Blend into a crowd of AI lookalike,"}, {"start": 3259.06, "end": 3263.46, "text": " stock your contract and strike before someone strikes you."}, {"start": 3263.46, "end": 3269.22, "text": " A 2 to 10 player social deduction party game, phones join free in the browser, only the host"}, {"start": 3269.22, "end": 3272.66, "text": " needs the game."}, {"start": 3272.66, "end": 3282.66, "text": " Oh, but there's rolls and shit, so it is like time to say them."}, {"start": 3282.66, "end": 3284.66, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 3284.66, "end": 3291.16, "text": " Yeah, I thought it wasn't like Tana Salem. There's classes and shit"}, {"start": 3295.2999999999997, "end": 3298.7799999999997, "text": " Meh, what is false echo?"}, {"start": 3303.94, "end": 3305.94, "text": " Top of the day, Meh"}, {"start": 3314.66, "end": 3328.3399999999997, "text": " Oh, this is kind of cool."}, {"start": 3358.34, "end": 3368.34, "text": " This isn't out yet."}, {"start": 3388.34, "end": 3395.98, "text": " This looks like it could be good shit."}, {"start": 3395.98, "end": 3402.1600000000003, "text": " Oh I tell the wishlist that."}, {"start": 3402.1600000000003, "end": 3413.82, "text": " Every game is paper please dead, paper please, paper please, this is just paper please."}, {"start": 3413.82, "end": 3421.3, "text": " Runners isn't out yet. I'm waiting. Well, we'll play this shit. It's not it's not out yet. It comes out on Thursday. I'll check it out on Friday"}, {"start": 3430.46, "end": 3433.34, "text": " What is this man, what do you what are you licking bro tie ball?"}, {"start": 3435.34, "end": 3440.54, "text": " Oh, what are you doing dude? What are you doing, bro? What is this?"}, {"start": 3473.82, "end": 3492.8, "text": " I guess so man, I guess so."}, {"start": 3492.8, "end": 3494.84, "text": " Sure dude, online co-op."}, {"start": 3494.84, "end": 3497.0, "text": " Bada-ving, bada-boom."}, {"start": 3497.0, "end": 3503.8, "text": " This kind of looks like been there, done that, but now it's just voxels of voxels."}, {"start": 3503.8, "end": 3505.8, "text": " I'll take on the been there done that"}, {"start": 3514.6800000000003, "end": 3517.0, "text": " Cube world but smaller cubes"}, {"start": 3533.8, "end": 3544.44, "text": " I've seen that something to drink what we have here"}, {"start": 3563.8, "end": 3570.8, "text": " Oh, the liquid physics are satisfying."}, {"start": 3593.8, "end": 3603.1600000000003, "text": " Yeah, the pixel, the liquid pixel, the liquid part, that looks satisfying."}, {"start": 3603.1600000000003, "end": 3606.36, "text": " Oh, this game's out."}, {"start": 3606.36, "end": 3613.28, "text": " Water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water."}, {"start": 3613.28, "end": 3616.28, "text": " Alcohol is bad."}, {"start": 3616.28, "end": 3620.28, "text": " True, true, true."}, {"start": 3620.28, "end": 3641.28, "text": " True, true, true."}, {"start": 3641.28, "end": 3643.28, "text": " Can we can you?"}, {"start": 3646.2400000000002, "end": 3651.6400000000003, "text": " Can only play if he serves water that is how the game should be"}, {"start": 3657.48, "end": 3664.76, "text": " Show the how my darren boys, what are we doing here boys? What the hell am I doing? What day is today? I"}, {"start": 3664.76, "end": 3671.76, "text": " I could play more BF6."}, {"start": 3671.76, "end": 3674.76, "text": " Get hit that shit up man."}, {"start": 3674.76, "end": 3678.76, "text": " Get out of some BF6."}, {"start": 3678.76, "end": 3683.76, "text": " Do some..."}, {"start": 3683.76, "end": 3688.76, "text": " What else, what else?"}, {"start": 3688.76, "end": 3692.76, "text": " Maybe some..."}, {"start": 3692.76, "end": 3695.34, "text": " One else, one else, bruh."}, {"start": 3699.98, "end": 3702.98, "text": " What else, what else, bruh-de-de."}, {"start": 3704.46, "end": 3707.42, "text": " I've been chilling on CS, man."}, {"start": 3708.7000000000003, "end": 3712.0600000000004, "text": " Frostpunk 2, I wouldn't, nah."}, {"start": 3712.0600000000004, "end": 3714.1800000000003, "text": " I wouldn't revisit Frostpunk 2."}, {"start": 3716.6200000000003, "end": 3720.78, "text": " We could do some Mario Kart, I could try getting one win and knockout."}, {"start": 3720.78, "end": 3726.7000000000003, "text": " Uh, one win in some other shit."}, {"start": 3729.2000000000003, "end": 3731.34, "text": " There's not really any demos to play."}, {"start": 3734.78, "end": 3737.26, "text": " At the moment, nothing too notable."}, {"start": 3740.38, "end": 3743.1000000000004, "text": " Scared of BR, no pressure."}, {"start": 3745.26, "end": 3746.94, "text": " One win in Geo."}, {"start": 3750.78, "end": 3755.78, "text": " I could do that pretty fast."}, {"start": 3755.78, "end": 3766.78, "text": " Wanna win per game challenge."}, {"start": 3766.78, "end": 3769.78, "text": " You're not wrong. You're not wrong."}, {"start": 3769.78, "end": 3779.78, "text": " The forensic game apparently sucks, so that's kind of the thing going on right now."}, {"start": 3779.78, "end": 3781.78, "text": " Voices of the Void?"}, {"start": 3785.78, "end": 3787.78, "text": " What about Voices of the Void bro, okay?"}, {"start": 3789.78, "end": 3793.78, "text": " Let me just, let me just get to the top of the leaderboard on this game real quick, hold on."}, {"start": 3793.78, "end": 3795.78, "text": " I've done it before."}, {"start": 3810.5, "end": 3812.5, "text": " Hold on real quick chill"}, {"start": 3814.0600000000004, "end": 3816.0600000000004, "text": " Number one real quick"}, {"start": 3817.2200000000003, "end": 3819.2200000000003, "text": " Here we go"}, {"start": 3822.5400000000004, "end": 3825.42, "text": " Easy 29,000 easy"}, {"start": 3828.5, "end": 3834.5400000000004, "text": " Someone say this is a down bad game. I would say this game is actually pretty fucking good"}, {"start": 3834.54, "end": 3849.22, "text": " dynamic multiplayer, dynamic leaderboard, online, hundreds of worms, worldwide, multiple instances,"}, {"start": 3849.22, "end": 3854.46, "text": " it actually has everything to be just a great functional fucking multiplayer game."}, {"start": 3854.46, "end": 3863.02, "text": " The high stakes of keeping your number one position once you get it"}, {"start": 3866.52, "end": 3872.42, "text": " It's actually great, it's actually good, bro. This is like a solo planet side"}, {"start": 3876.94, "end": 3878.94, "text": " This is not stress-free"}, {"start": 3880.18, "end": 3883.76, "text": " That sounds like someone who's never been at the number one spot"}, {"start": 3884.46, "end": 3891.46, "text": " This is a college library game?"}, {"start": 3891.46, "end": 3905.58, "text": " Why do you would be eating this game mode up if there was a gun in my hand?"}, {"start": 3905.58, "end": 3906.98, "text": " And it was first person."}, {"start": 3906.98, "end": 3908.78, "text": " Okay, just close your eyes."}, {"start": 3908.78, "end": 3910.78, "text": " Imagine this is the first person"}, {"start": 3919.7000000000003, "end": 3923.94, "text": " Same game mode, I don't know what you would be collecting now. I don't know"}, {"start": 3927.7000000000003, "end": 3930.0600000000004, "text": " Yeah, I used to be a wiki get at this hold on"}, {"start": 3938.78, "end": 3946.1400000000003, "text": " True, true, they make it so there's a PvE element, so you have to keep level, it's like a hunger meter, you're just always hungry."}, {"start": 3947.34, "end": 3949.34, "text": " So everybody's always just got to keep eating."}, {"start": 3951.02, "end": 3953.5, "text": " But I don't know how you would translate it to an FPS."}, {"start": 3954.38, "end": 3956.38, "text": " You're always collecting shit."}, {"start": 3960.94, "end": 3964.0600000000004, "text": " Join an empty server to get number one real quick."}, {"start": 3968.78, "end": 3984.78, "text": " buddy this assassin bodyguard this guy's always around here dude we talked about"}, {"start": 3984.78, "end": 3994.42, "text": " this bro you block off the right path and then I sometimes crash into you dude"}, {"start": 3998.78, "end": 4005.78, "text": " All right, hold on, hold on, hold on, no!"}, {"start": 4005.78, "end": 4017.1400000000003, "text": " Okay, no, wow, bodyguard, I'm scared."}, {"start": 4017.1400000000003, "end": 4025.78, "text": " I'm in a high traffic zone, oh my god, dude, there's literally nothing you can even do"}, {"start": 4025.78, "end": 4043.38, "text": " there. Oh wait, it puts in a new server every time? Oh, I thought it was the same server."}, {"start": 4043.38, "end": 4047.82, "text": " Oh shit, alright, can't hold on. Alright, like literally I hovered over the number one and"}, {"start": 4047.82, "end": 4073.7000000000003, "text": " he died. There it is, he lost it just like that. Where am I on the radar? Here we go,"}, {"start": 4073.7000000000003, "end": 4075.3, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 4075.3, "end": 4077.5800000000004, "text": " Something tells me that guy isn't a bot."}, {"start": 4077.5800000000004, "end": 4079.38, "text": " Even though he has a bot in his name."}, {"start": 4080.7400000000002, "end": 4083.6200000000003, "text": " Something tells me he's real."}, {"start": 4084.6600000000003, "end": 4085.5000000000005, "text": " Oh, sh!"}, {"start": 4088.1000000000004, "end": 4090.0600000000004, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."}, {"start": 4090.0600000000004, "end": 4092.3, "text": " We can share, we can share."}, {"start": 4096.9800000000005, "end": 4098.740000000001, "text": " Look at this guy, look at this guy."}, {"start": 4099.700000000001, "end": 4100.54, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 4101.38, "end": 4102.26, "text": " I'm out, I'm out."}, {"start": 4102.26, "end": 4117.14, "text": " No! Dude. Bro, that's the thing, these worms, they sandwich you, bro. They sandwich you"}, {"start": 4117.14, "end": 4123.42, "text": " and you panic, you go left and right and it turns into a survival of the fittest, bro."}, {"start": 4123.42, "end": 4128.86, "text": " I know, man. This could be like a nature documentary."}, {"start": 4138.46, "end": 4140.46, "text": " Alright, relax, relax."}, {"start": 4144.38, "end": 4150.46, "text": " Wait, what the hell? Oh wait, I'm back on the server. That guy's at 35,000!"}, {"start": 4150.46, "end": 4163.66, "text": " Second place is 17k."}, {"start": 4163.66, "end": 4165.3, "text": " I gotta find this dude."}, {"start": 4165.3, "end": 4168.66, "text": " We gotta kill him and then eat his corpse."}, {"start": 4168.66, "end": 4172.58, "text": " Boys, find number one."}, {"start": 4172.58, "end": 4174.3, "text": " We're gonna take him out."}, {"start": 4174.3, "end": 4182.820000000001, "text": " He will feast on the remains."}, {"start": 4182.820000000001, "end": 4185.14, "text": " He's somewhere around here."}, {"start": 4185.14, "end": 4194.14, "text": " Dude, how are people still talking about fucking Ligma?"}, {"start": 4194.14, "end": 4199.74, "text": " Number three is still on the Ligma shift."}, {"start": 4199.74, "end": 4206.74, "text": " he still he still finds like my funny"}, {"start": 4211.099999999999, "end": 4214.34, "text": " now back in the day i knew how to survive this"}, {"start": 4214.34, "end": 4219.0599999999995, "text": " i'm rusty"}, {"start": 4219.0599999999995, "end": 4226.0599999999995, "text": " on coil you fuck on coil you bitch"}, {"start": 4229.74, "end": 4236.24, "text": " no no no no no no no, everybody?"}, {"start": 4236.24, "end": 4237.24, "text": " shiil, everybody?"}, {"start": 4237.24, "end": 4238.24, "text": " shiil!"}, {"start": 4238.24, "end": 4239.24, "text": " I'm going."}, {"start": 4239.24, "end": 4244.24, "text": " I'm going, I'm going, I'm leaving!"}, {"start": 4244.24, "end": 4246.44, "text": " I'm leaving!"}, {"start": 4246.44, "end": 4248.74, "text": " all right, I'm going the offensive alright."}, {"start": 4248.74, "end": 4251.62, "text": " I go pacifist route."}, {"start": 4251.62, "end": 4257.34, "text": " I go pacifist until I see someone worth trying to eat real quick."}, {"start": 4257.34, "end": 4261.18, "text": " Look at this, look at this little worm."}, {"start": 4261.18, "end": 4264.34, "text": " There's assassins."}, {"start": 4264.34, "end": 4275.18, "text": " Chill, chill, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, triple assassin."}, {"start": 4275.18, "end": 4276.18, "text": " I'm going this way."}, {"start": 4276.18, "end": 4277.18, "text": " I spot you guys."}, {"start": 4277.18, "end": 4278.18, "text": " I know what you're doing."}, {"start": 4278.18, "end": 4281.18, "text": " Like this guy right here, he's trying to get a big boost."}, {"start": 4281.18, "end": 4283.78, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa."}, {"start": 4283.78, "end": 4285.78, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 4285.78, "end": 4286.62, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 4294.58, "end": 4295.42, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 4298.219999999999, "end": 4299.66, "text": " Nice turn."}, {"start": 4301.62, "end": 4302.94, "text": " What else was I gonna do?"}, {"start": 4302.94, "end": 4305.259999999999, "text": " You want me to drive forward?"}, {"start": 4305.259999999999, "end": 4308.42, "text": " It was death straight or at a turn."}, {"start": 4315.78, "end": 4324.66, "text": " turn tighter this is the tightest you can turn the worm"}, {"start": 4330.62, "end": 4338.0599999999995, "text": " fine fine fuck the mouse I usually play this game with the mouse I'm done I'm"}, {"start": 4338.0599999999995, "end": 4344.9, "text": " going arrow keys actually oh fuck that shit the mouse feels way more natural I"}, {"start": 4344.9, "end": 4345.9, "text": " I take it back."}, {"start": 4347.0199999999995, "end": 4349.66, "text": " I know you can tighter turn probably with the arrow."}, {"start": 4355.5, "end": 4357.099999999999, "text": " Me have some, just a little!"}, {"start": 4358.54, "end": 4359.86, "text": " Wild fucks."}, {"start": 4368.82, "end": 4371.0599999999995, "text": " 22k, alright let's see I'm grinding."}, {"start": 4374.900000000001, "end": 4381.900000000001, "text": " Bodyguard, you died."}, {"start": 4381.900000000001, "end": 4390.780000000001, "text": " Food, food, food."}, {"start": 4390.780000000001, "end": 4391.780000000001, "text": " Thank you, thank you."}, {"start": 4391.780000000001, "end": 4393.38, "text": " You can have that, you can have that."}, {"start": 4393.38, "end": 4395.580000000001, "text": " All yours, all yours."}, {"start": 4395.580000000001, "end": 4396.580000000001, "text": " Delicious."}, {"start": 4396.58, "end": 4415.82, "text": " I wish okay, okay, okay, just next no"}, {"start": 4415.82, "end": 4419.62, "text": " Don't do it, bro. Don't do it"}, {"start": 4419.62, "end": 4423.14, "text": " You have no room for this turn Oh"}, {"start": 4425.82, "end": 4427.82, "text": " Damn he got it all oh"}, {"start": 4428.82, "end": 4430.82, "text": " My god, he might die"}, {"start": 4432.0199999999995, "end": 4438.04, "text": " He got out that would have been oh shit. Oh shit"}, {"start": 4442.98, "end": 4444.98, "text": " I'm good. I'm good. I'm good"}, {"start": 4449.62, "end": 4455.9, "text": " This guy this guy this guy wait for it wait for it. I'm a okay. I'm afk"}, {"start": 4463.5, "end": 4468.98, "text": " There it is there it is there it is there it is we got one boys we got one"}, {"start": 4473.78, "end": 4477.18, "text": " Like a spaghetti like a spaghetti"}, {"start": 4479.62, "end": 4493.44, "text": " Okay, okay, okay chill this this guy needs to die I"}, {"start": 4495.22, "end": 4499.62, "text": " See you man. I'm gonna feast on your corpse or I'm just waiting. I'm just waiting"}, {"start": 4509.62, "end": 4511.68, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4539.62, "end": 4541.68, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4569.62, "end": 4571.68, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4599.62, "end": 4601.68, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4629.62, "end": 4631.68, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4659.62, "end": 4661.62, "text": " You"}, {"start": 4809.62, "end": 4823.78, "text": " All right, sorry about that, here we go."}, {"start": 4823.78, "end": 4826.5, "text": " I'm good now, I'm good."}, {"start": 4826.5, "end": 4832.099999999999, "text": " All right, all right, all right, all right."}, {"start": 4832.099999999999, "end": 4837.9, "text": " Number one, oh, this is an easy server."}, {"start": 4837.9, "end": 4839.14, "text": " This game tears you down, bro."}, {"start": 4839.14, "end": 4841.14, "text": " This is your- we're all worms at the end of the day."}, {"start": 4844.14, "end": 4845.14, "text": " This tears you down."}, {"start": 4846.14, "end": 4850.14, "text": " Rips out your essence. Everybody has one goal here. Survival."}, {"start": 4856.14, "end": 4858.14, "text": " It can be the fattest worm."}, {"start": 4859.14, "end": 4860.14, "text": " Oh shit!"}, {"start": 4863.14, "end": 4868.14, "text": " Oh! What the fuck? What do you think this is, man? Come on, bro."}, {"start": 4869.14, "end": 4874.780000000001, "text": " the fuck out of your brawl file finds you when I'm at 10k you piece of shit"}, {"start": 4874.780000000001, "end": 4882.42, "text": " instead of al dente it's al bent g"}, {"start": 4882.42, "end": 4886.42, "text": " oh really"}, {"start": 4886.42, "end": 4907.96, "text": " Buddy, what is this music right now?"}, {"start": 4907.96, "end": 4908.96, "text": " What's up with these people?"}, {"start": 4908.96, "end": 4911.96, "text": " Are these guys actual bots?"}, {"start": 4911.96, "end": 4914.76, "text": " Are they trolling?"}, {"start": 4914.76, "end": 4917.64, "text": " I don't know why I'm asking, none of you will actually give me an answer."}, {"start": 4917.64, "end": 4920.96, "text": " I'm just, I'm, it's rhetorical, I'm just, I'm just talking out loud."}, {"start": 4928.56, "end": 4932.360000000001, "text": " Yeah, farm this piece of shit then, he's probably better than everybody."}, {"start": 4933.4400000000005, "end": 4935.76, "text": " Train up of everybody's mouse movements."}, {"start": 4939.400000000001, "end": 4941.92, "text": " Yeah, I could just do parentheses bot in my name."}, {"start": 4944.76, "end": 4954.92, "text": " Low main lover is number one, I agree man, I understand."}, {"start": 4954.92, "end": 4962.12, "text": " I would say I am a low main enjoyer as well."}, {"start": 4962.12, "end": 4967.04, "text": " I have IBS, I don't think so bro, I don't shit as much as I did during that one phase"}, {"start": 4967.04, "end": 4971.4400000000005, "text": " that did seem concerning, I don't AFK to take a shit anymore."}, {"start": 4971.4400000000005, "end": 4974.4800000000005, "text": " I actually don't remember the last time I took a shit on stream."}, {"start": 4974.4800000000005, "end": 4981.4800000000005, "text": " It's usually more like, uh, dad afk's over, um, shit afk's."}, {"start": 4981.4800000000005, "end": 4982.4800000000005, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 4982.4800000000005, "end": 4998.4800000000005, "text": " I don't know what won!"}, {"start": 4998.4800000000005, "end": 4999.4800000000005, "text": " Rewriting history?"}, {"start": 4999.4800000000005, "end": 5004.120000000001, "text": " buddy whatever you think I do in your mind you're just projecting it into your"}, {"start": 5004.120000000001, "end": 5008.96, "text": " own reality I had a phase of shitting a lot I haven't my shitting phase was"}, {"start": 5008.96, "end": 5015.040000000001, "text": " kind of ended my shit schedule is now back to a regular"}, {"start": 5020.88, "end": 5027.56, "text": " if anything I piss more now but like I've been I've been hydrating more"}, {"start": 5027.56, "end": 5040.240000000001, "text": " Oh, thank you. Thank you. You might be right. There it is. IBS. Disroyed. Oh, the double,"}, {"start": 5040.240000000001, "end": 5054.120000000001, "text": " the double. Oh, there's so much food. Eat it up, Mars. Someone else is going to die here."}, {"start": 5054.12, "end": 5062.84, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 5070.5599999999995, "end": 5075.78, "text": " All right show show show whoo, let me digest let me die relax. Let me digest"}, {"start": 5078.68, "end": 5080.68, "text": " Let me fucking digest here"}, {"start": 5084.12, "end": 5097.32, "text": " It was too late man, it was too late."}, {"start": 5097.32, "end": 5105.96, "text": " Yeah, what, you really want to do this bro, you really want to do this motherfucker?"}, {"start": 5105.96, "end": 5107.96, "text": " the fuck out of here"}, {"start": 5107.96, "end": 5109.96, "text": " the fuck out of here"}, {"start": 5127.96, "end": 5129.96, "text": " alright new server"}, {"start": 5129.96, "end": 5133.96, "text": " bro this wizard 101 shit is fucking annoying"}, {"start": 5135.96, "end": 5137.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5140.28, "end": 5142.28, "text": " Has no name"}, {"start": 5143.58, "end": 5145.9, "text": " I'm gonna stay here and just wait for him to die"}, {"start": 5146.94, "end": 5150.52, "text": " That's my suret. He will mess up. Someone will run into him"}, {"start": 5152.28, "end": 5157.64, "text": " Bodyguard kill this wizard 101 piece of shit, please. Okay. I've never seen you actually"}, {"start": 5159.02, "end": 5161.02, "text": " Bodyguard me"}, {"start": 5165.96, "end": 5174.14, "text": " Oh my god, what am I doing dude? I didn't commit bro. I turned to the right. I don't know. I'm not discussing it"}, {"start": 5174.14, "end": 5176.14, "text": " I'm not discussing it"}, {"start": 5185.76, "end": 5188.64, "text": " Hop ten hop ten right now"}, {"start": 5195.96, "end": 5201.72, "text": " Oh worth it worth it. I caught I caused the panic turn"}, {"start": 5207.36, "end": 5209.66, "text": " Valker sub Sunday, dude, it's so early bad"}, {"start": 5216.4800000000005, "end": 5218.4800000000005, "text": " Okay, okay chill chill"}, {"start": 5225.96, "end": 5227.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5228.2, "end": 5232.52, "text": " Don't want to be here. I don't trust any of you. You're all you all look like murderous worms"}, {"start": 5237.08, "end": 5240.0, "text": " Every single one of you give me a get out of here"}, {"start": 5251.88, "end": 5253.88, "text": " Okay, okay chill chill"}, {"start": 5253.88, "end": 5266.0, "text": " all you people all right I'm out this is where I go oh my god"}, {"start": 5266.0, "end": 5272.4800000000005, "text": " there oh shit I'm out I'm out I'm leaving I'm leaving"}, {"start": 5272.4800000000005, "end": 5287.64, "text": " Okay, yo, someone kill this guy."}, {"start": 5287.64, "end": 5288.64, "text": " I'm going somewhere else."}, {"start": 5288.64, "end": 5297.92, "text": " You can have that area."}, {"start": 5297.92, "end": 5298.92, "text": " This bot is my friend."}, {"start": 5298.92, "end": 5299.92, "text": " I like him."}, {"start": 5299.92, "end": 5306.92, "text": " Peace."}, {"start": 5306.92, "end": 5317.54, "text": " How much does this give you?"}, {"start": 5317.54, "end": 5318.54, "text": " The big ones you chase?"}, {"start": 5318.54, "end": 5322.04, "text": " I wonder if they're actually worth chasing."}, {"start": 5322.04, "end": 5327.04, "text": " Nice, nice."}, {"start": 5327.04, "end": 5337.16, "text": " It's not a mix it's just the radio"}, {"start": 5347.28, "end": 5351.68, "text": " All right, let's see what we have here. Yeah, I don't know if that one's worth chasing. I swear it's a lie. Oh"}, {"start": 5352.96, "end": 5354.32, "text": " Shit"}, {"start": 5354.32, "end": 5356.679999999999, "text": " Bro, we just witnessed that murder, bro"}, {"start": 5360.84, "end": 5366.5599999999995, "text": " No, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god too many people too many worms too many worms give me out of here"}, {"start": 5367.44, "end": 5369.44, "text": " claustrophobic"}, {"start": 5370.28, "end": 5372.28, "text": " No, oh my god"}, {"start": 5372.28, "end": 5384.92, "text": " dude what are we doing here man somebody needs to vanish"}, {"start": 5384.92, "end": 5391.4, "text": " This is the most traffic jammed shit. Oh my"}, {"start": 5403.4, "end": 5407.64, "text": " Dude oh my god. Oh my god"}, {"start": 5407.64, "end": 5415.04, "text": " Thank you, thank you, all duty ate that shit so fast!"}, {"start": 5415.04, "end": 5416.04, "text": " Turn!"}, {"start": 5416.04, "end": 5417.04, "text": " Turn the wheel!"}, {"start": 5417.04, "end": 5428.240000000001, "text": " So I'll probably play this with a steering wheel."}, {"start": 5428.240000000001, "end": 5429.240000000001, "text": " I just realized."}, {"start": 5429.240000000001, "end": 5434.200000000001, "text": " I'll take it, I'll take it, but I'm leaving."}, {"start": 5434.2, "end": 5435.9, "text": " This is all mine, all mine."}, {"start": 5438.46, "end": 5440.66, "text": " Oh, you really think you're doing this, bro?"}, {"start": 5441.78, "end": 5442.62, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5443.58, "end": 5445.7, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 5445.7, "end": 5446.84, "text": " He did do it."}, {"start": 5449.34, "end": 5450.179999999999, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 5450.179999999999, "end": 5453.34, "text": " I should've let him and then someone else would've tried."}, {"start": 5456.38, "end": 5458.54, "text": " I have to, bro, I have to escape."}, {"start": 5460.179999999999, "end": 5463.34, "text": " I have to take the longest 270 degree turn."}, {"start": 5464.2, "end": 5477.4, "text": " Cover your map buddy."}, {"start": 5477.4, "end": 5489.48, "text": " Oh, that was a head on collision."}, {"start": 5489.4800000000005, "end": 5501.320000000001, "text": " Yo, buddy, you can give me tips, but when you have silent snipers who are aving for you,"}, {"start": 5501.320000000001, "end": 5504.360000000001, "text": " a lot of the tips are go right out the window."}, {"start": 5504.360000000001, "end": 5511.52, "text": " Agreed, playing more aggressive, but there's a lot of worms here who know your motives,"}, {"start": 5511.52, "end": 5518.56, "text": " and you don't know who the agent is in the chat."}, {"start": 5518.56, "end": 5527.14, "text": " though agreed more aggression is better whoa yeah that's a yeah that's a good"}, {"start": 5527.14, "end": 5533.46, "text": " worm yeah that looks good dude that totally reminds me of the man that's"}, {"start": 5533.46, "end": 5538.200000000001, "text": " like the same stripe shape and everything okay"}, {"start": 5538.200000000001, "end": 5544.68, "text": " you see what I'm talking about the guy just turned his wheel into my lane that"}, {"start": 5544.68, "end": 5546.68, "text": " That was so sudden!"}, {"start": 5556.06, "end": 5560.06, "text": " Alright, here we go, chat. I'm done with you guys. I'm locking in."}, {"start": 5560.06, "end": 5562.06, "text": " I will be up on the leaderboard."}, {"start": 5562.06, "end": 5574.06, "text": " long journey here, long journey"}, {"start": 5574.06, "end": 5584.620000000001, "text": " chill chill, let it happen, let it happen"}, {"start": 5584.62, "end": 5596.62, "text": " I'll head in the direction. Where am I? I'm going to stand in the middle."}, {"start": 5596.62, "end": 5613.26, "text": " The middle is the riskiest, but whatever. I had some of that. Thank you, thank you."}, {"start": 5614.62, "end": 5631.66, "text": " All right. Oh my god. What? This guy's not even in the top 10?"}, {"start": 5631.66, "end": 5633.66, "text": " I see you bodyguard, good shit man."}, {"start": 5638.94, "end": 5640.94, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 5648.3, "end": 5651.099999999999, "text": " What the hell is this one worm? Oh my god."}, {"start": 5651.82, "end": 5653.82, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 5655.66, "end": 5657.66, "text": " Good patience."}, {"start": 5658.54, "end": 5660.54, "text": " See, there are a lot of patience."}, {"start": 5661.66, "end": 5673.5, "text": " As you see here, you just gotta let this shit play out, let the worms make some moves."}, {"start": 5673.5, "end": 5684.66, "text": " Okay, I'm just relaxing, all right, but if I see some food, I'm chillin' bro, I'm chillin'."}, {"start": 5684.66, "end": 5691.5, "text": " Uh-oh, I don't like this guy here."}, {"start": 5691.5, "end": 5698.5, "text": " that's why right here"}, {"start": 5721.5, "end": 5735.88, "text": " you've successfully won dude you're an annoying piece of shit congratulations bro you achieved"}, {"start": 5735.88, "end": 5746.38, "text": " victory your goal and check market you've done it man great job now let's do something"}, {"start": 5746.38, "end": 5763.5, "text": " anything else. Alright. You've done it, man. Grats. Alright, now let's try something new."}, {"start": 5763.5, "end": 5785.78, "text": " All right, not top 10, not top 10, 4,000, almost 5k, 5k 8, 5k worm."}, {"start": 5785.78, "end": 5787.1, "text": " Almost, almost."}, {"start": 5787.1, "end": 5788.78, "text": " You actually burn so much."}, {"start": 5788.78, "end": 5790.78, "text": " She can't be careful there. It burned a lot."}, {"start": 5793.58, "end": 5794.78, "text": " NOOOOO!"}, {"start": 5802.78, "end": 5807.98, "text": " Uh oh, uh oh. Look at all these. Look at all these assassin fucks. Look at all of them."}, {"start": 5809.82, "end": 5815.58, "text": " Look at all these motherfuckers, man. Even this consuming guy, dude, he's gonna get me killed."}, {"start": 5815.58, "end": 5818.74, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 5825.22, "end": 5828.34, "text": " As you are blocking the roads dude I"}, {"start": 5835.86, "end": 5841.2, "text": " Got an intern from the Samsung main office trying to kill me right now on his lunch break"}, {"start": 5845.58, "end": 5853.68, "text": " I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm leaving, I'm leaving."}, {"start": 5853.68, "end": 5859.4, "text": " Too much food, let me digest."}, {"start": 5859.4, "end": 5864.92, "text": " I'm just trying to find ways to get the hell out, uh oh."}, {"start": 5864.92, "end": 5871.9, "text": " Oh no, damn, oh my god, dude, come on."}, {"start": 5871.900000000001, "end": 5882.240000000001, "text": " Why did I boost bro why did I boost?"}, {"start": 5882.240000000001, "end": 5893.34, "text": " Why did I boost man?"}, {"start": 5893.34, "end": 5895.34, "text": " Okay dude."}, {"start": 5895.34, "end": 5906.68, "text": " I'm getting number one and then I'll play another game I tomorrow's another stream take"}, {"start": 5906.68, "end": 5908.68, "text": " it or leave it I don't care"}, {"start": 5908.68, "end": 5923.64, "text": " Play a real game you know what bro that's that's the beauty of it all is you know what"}, {"start": 5923.64, "end": 5928.64, "text": " What is a real game?"}, {"start": 5928.64, "end": 5932.92, "text": " You know, what is a real game?"}, {"start": 5932.92, "end": 5937.08, "text": " Technically finding a game to play is a game too."}, {"start": 5937.08, "end": 5943.04, "text": " But then what if I want to play a fake game?"}, {"start": 5943.04, "end": 5950.04, "text": " Why does it have to be a real game?"}, {"start": 5950.04, "end": 5954.36, "text": " Oh my"}, {"start": 5963.5199999999995, "end": 5969.16, "text": " All right, where we are here where we are here consume me it dude"}, {"start": 5972.96, "end": 5976.88, "text": " Oh, yeah, hold on man, let's find the spot and then all you know"}, {"start": 5976.88, "end": 5982.6, "text": " Oh, you're going out. You're going now you turned off. I'm ready for the consumption. I'm ready"}, {"start": 5983.400000000001, "end": 5985.400000000001, "text": " I'm gonna coil around"}, {"start": 5985.88, "end": 5987.88, "text": " Okay, hold on. Oh"}, {"start": 5988.32, "end": 5992.56, "text": " Shit, dude, hold on. I don't know. This is like docking. Oh, you got eaten"}, {"start": 5994.24, "end": 5999.4400000000005, "text": " He was gonna coil I was gonna go around and then I was gonna consume but he just got killed by everybody"}, {"start": 6000.400000000001, "end": 6002.400000000001, "text": " Everybody else ate you"}, {"start": 6006.88, "end": 6011.88, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 6011.88, "end": 6016.88, "text": " Consume me."}, {"start": 6016.88, "end": 6021.88, "text": " Um."}, {"start": 6021.88, "end": 6026.88, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 6026.88, "end": 6052.88, "text": " I'm trying to lock in here bro, I'm trying."}, {"start": 6052.88, "end": 6062.12, "text": " Okay, you think fucking Mexicano at number one has ten people trying to kill him right"}, {"start": 6062.12, "end": 6063.12, "text": " now?"}, {"start": 6063.12, "end": 6064.12, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6064.12, "end": 6069.64, "text": " He's probably chilling wondering where everybody is that should be trying to kill him."}, {"start": 6069.64, "end": 6072.68, "text": " Oh my god, man!"}, {"start": 6072.68, "end": 6074.16, "text": " These fucking turns, man!"}, {"start": 6074.16, "end": 6078.16, "text": " This guy turns like an 18-wheeler!"}, {"start": 6078.16, "end": 6089.26, "text": " He was trying to feed you?"}, {"start": 6089.26, "end": 6103.44, "text": " Clearly, that was not successful."}, {"start": 6103.4400000000005, "end": 6113.960000000001, "text": " Oh my god, this guy's using the add-on that makes this shit fucking zoomed all the way out"}, {"start": 6131.280000000001, "end": 6133.280000000001, "text": " We got a journey"}, {"start": 6133.4400000000005, "end": 6142.400000000001, "text": " One nibble at a time."}, {"start": 6142.400000000001, "end": 6153.280000000001, "text": " Denchi bro, what up man?"}, {"start": 6153.280000000001, "end": 6154.280000000001, "text": " Mosquito tech."}, {"start": 6154.280000000001, "end": 6157.280000000001, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 6157.28, "end": 6159.28, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6165.28, "end": 6168.0, "text": " Oh this annoying fuck is back bro. Wow"}, {"start": 6187.28, "end": 6192.96, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god, brother!"}, {"start": 6192.96, "end": 6203.759999999999, "text": " Ah, shit, I'm leaving, get me out of here, get me out of here, I don't want food."}, {"start": 6203.759999999999, "end": 6211.04, "text": " Oh my god, this game, this game is anxiety inducing, okay, although every gap, every"}, {"start": 6211.04, "end": 6220.84, "text": " worm is a wall steering wheel enjoyer this game better have stealing with"}, {"start": 6220.84, "end": 6221.84, "text": " Steering wheel support."}, {"start": 6241.84, "end": 6243.84, "text": " Guys, I refuse to thank you."}, {"start": 6243.84, "end": 6244.84, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6250.84, "end": 6257.84, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 6257.84, "end": 6264.84, "text": " Dude, oh my god."}, {"start": 6264.84, "end": 6277.84, "text": " Get the fuck out of here, bro."}, {"start": 6277.84, "end": 6279.84, "text": " Where do I go?"}, {"start": 6279.84, "end": 6294.68, "text": " Okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 6294.68, "end": 6303.28, "text": " Fuck you wizards, you annoying fucking rat shit."}, {"start": 6303.28, "end": 6323.719999999999, "text": " come waste your time again buddy come waste your time again"}, {"start": 6323.72, "end": 6324.64, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 6333.08, "end": 6335.280000000001, "text": " Dude, you love this gameplay, bro. You love it, dude."}, {"start": 6340.96, "end": 6343.76, "text": " Play Project Zomboid Arc Mod?"}, {"start": 6344.08, "end": 6346.68, "text": " As in like, the dinosaur arc game?"}, {"start": 6348.6, "end": 6350.68, "text": " Oh, I like that guy's worm color. That was cool."}, {"start": 6353.72, "end": 6355.72, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6383.72, "end": 6390.72, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6413.72, "end": 6422.68, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!"}, {"start": 6422.68, "end": 6423.68, "text": " You fuck, girl."}, {"start": 6423.68, "end": 6428.68, "text": " I'm gonna sit right here."}, {"start": 6428.68, "end": 6429.68, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6429.68, "end": 6430.68, "text": " A whale!"}, {"start": 6430.68, "end": 6443.56, "text": " Hey, y'all, who killed him, who killed him, I killed him, okay, I killed him, probably"}, {"start": 6443.56, "end": 6446.56, "text": " Okay, yo yo, get the hell outta here, bro. Come on, man."}, {"start": 6449.06, "end": 6452.06, "text": " Exactly like he did this shit. He didn't do shit, man."}, {"start": 6462.56, "end": 6465.06, "text": " Wow, that was a fast 5k right there."}, {"start": 6466.56, "end": 6468.06, "text": " Fast 5k."}, {"start": 6471.06, "end": 6473.06, "text": " Clear the arena. Clear the arena."}, {"start": 6473.56, "end": 6483.56, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 6483.56, "end": 6498.120000000001, "text": " Whoa, no one ate this?"}, {"start": 6498.120000000001, "end": 6499.120000000001, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 6499.120000000001, "end": 6500.120000000001, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 6500.12, "end": 6502.12, "text": " Yo, this server's a buffet!"}, {"start": 6512.54, "end": 6515.18, "text": " Bodyguard at this point? I dunno if you're helping man."}, {"start": 6530.12, "end": 6538.28, "text": " Oh my god, it's actually Miyazaki actually apparently he plays this game to Brainstorm"}, {"start": 6541.28, "end": 6546.3, "text": " He said Elden Ring came to him one day while he was playing Slither or something. I heard that's what I heard"}, {"start": 6552.44, "end": 6557.36, "text": " Give me the hell out of here bro. Get me out of here you bunch"}, {"start": 6560.12, "end": 6562.12, "text": " Dude are you serious?"}, {"start": 6564.14, "end": 6566.38, "text": " I'm out I'm out I'm out okay, okay, okay"}, {"start": 6566.38, "end": 6590.3, "text": " dude are you serious bro there's a bunch of little shits just chasing me that can quickly"}, {"start": 6590.3, "end": 6594.1, "text": " turn into me and kill me bro"}, {"start": 6602.860000000001, "end": 6607.7, "text": " you're not delivering shit man this guy's the double agent why do you speed"}, {"start": 6607.7, "end": 6611.9400000000005, "text": " up when I try to take the bat bad the bag out of your hand with the food in it"}, {"start": 6611.9400000000005, "end": 6616.240000000001, "text": " Why he speeds up that's not a food delivery service"}, {"start": 6623.580000000001, "end": 6625.580000000001, "text": " Okay, okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa"}, {"start": 6627.540000000001, "end": 6629.540000000001, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no"}, {"start": 6634.9400000000005, "end": 6640.040000000001, "text": " I hate this little fucking worm no, oh jima dude"}, {"start": 6641.9400000000005, "end": 6659.620000000001, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 6659.620000000001, "end": 6660.620000000001, "text": " Oh my!"}, {"start": 6660.620000000001, "end": 6663.02, "text": " Wow, he actually delivered the up."}, {"start": 6663.02, "end": 6665.620000000001, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa!"}, {"start": 6665.620000000001, "end": 6666.620000000001, "text": " Number five!"}, {"start": 6666.620000000001, "end": 6667.620000000001, "text": " I'm number five!"}, {"start": 6667.620000000001, "end": 6668.620000000001, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 6668.620000000001, "end": 6669.620000000001, "text": " Chill, chill."}, {"start": 6669.62, "end": 6679.62, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 6679.62, "end": 6690.66, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 6690.66, "end": 6694.66, "text": " I'm dead!"}, {"start": 6694.66, "end": 6695.66, "text": " I'm alive!"}, {"start": 6695.66, "end": 6696.66, "text": " The head crashed dude."}, {"start": 6696.66, "end": 6697.66, "text": " The head crashed."}, {"start": 6697.66, "end": 6699.66, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6709.86, "end": 6711.78, "text": " Holy shit, man"}, {"start": 6717.0599999999995, "end": 6719.28, "text": " Oh dude no way"}, {"start": 6720.38, "end": 6726.42, "text": " Are you kidding me this guy just frame perfect dude that are you kidding man?"}, {"start": 6727.66, "end": 6734.66, "text": " That was such a small tap that he killed me with."}, {"start": 6734.66, "end": 6737.66, "text": " Oh my god dude."}, {"start": 6737.66, "end": 6742.66, "text": " Come on bro."}, {"start": 6742.66, "end": 6748.66, "text": " Have you tried the AI duo in PUBG?"}, {"start": 6748.66, "end": 6753.66, "text": " No I have not."}, {"start": 6753.66, "end": 6767.74, "text": " Why would I why would I play with an AI partner"}, {"start": 6767.74, "end": 6779.34, "text": " Look at that, bro. Oh my god. That was a drive-by."}, {"start": 6785.5, "end": 6789.179999999999, "text": " Yeah, I don't think this is happening."}, {"start": 6789.18, "end": 6797.9800000000005, "text": " You know, I said I drink a lot more water and I drink, I still drink Coke Zero, but"}, {"start": 6797.9800000000005, "end": 6800.400000000001, "text": " I drink a lot more water now."}, {"start": 6800.400000000001, "end": 6804.740000000001, "text": " I didn't say I was done with it."}, {"start": 6804.740000000001, "end": 6815.58, "text": " Eventually I will be."}, {"start": 6815.58, "end": 6829.82, "text": " any games today you're watching one right now friend you're watching one right now sir"}, {"start": 6829.82, "end": 6836.9, "text": " someone say you're playing a game by asking that question because you know you're watching a video game"}, {"start": 6836.900000000001, "end": 6843.900000000001, "text": " So you're playing games."}, {"start": 6843.900000000001, "end": 6856.900000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6856.900000000001, "end": 6862.900000000001, "text": " No dude!"}, {"start": 6862.900000000001, "end": 6867.500000000001, "text": " Dude, y'all, these fucking experienced shit ass worms, bro."}, {"start": 6867.500000000001, "end": 6869.22, "text": " They know how to drip their shit."}, {"start": 6877.52, "end": 6880.820000000001, "text": " I'm told, Taurus POV, Taurus perspective, France is going to win."}, {"start": 6880.820000000001, "end": 6881.500000000001, "text": " I already told you."}, {"start": 6885.000000000001, "end": 6890.700000000001, "text": " But the last time I made a Taurus perspective are take, uh, yeah, they, the team lost."}, {"start": 6890.7, "end": 6898.7, "text": " was it again I don't remember who I did"}, {"start": 6900.7, "end": 6903.7, "text": " I end our way"}, {"start": 6908.7, "end": 6915.7, "text": " Spain has been playing like shit. Nah dude they're about to pop off man even though France is gonna win"}, {"start": 6920.7, "end": 6930.3, "text": " Oh, I remember when I was on the leaderboard."}, {"start": 6930.3, "end": 6945.58, "text": " All right, last attempt."}, {"start": 6945.58, "end": 6947.58, "text": " It's going to be 1-0."}, {"start": 6947.58, "end": 6959.36, "text": " And it's gonna be zero zero and then the last 10 minutes one oh"}, {"start": 6959.360000000001, "end": 6961.360000000001, "text": " So."}, {"start": 6972.160000000001, "end": 6975.64, "text": " Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"}, {"start": 6975.64, "end": 6976.8, "text": " Thank you, thank you."}, {"start": 6976.8, "end": 6978.8, "text": " Shhh!"}, {"start": 6978.8, "end": 6980.8, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6983.68, "end": 6985.68, "text": " Chad, what is the best pasta type?"}, {"start": 6989.360000000001, "end": 7006.14, "text": " are you kidding bro this fucking shit man I'm literally reading a bunch of"}, {"start": 7006.14, "end": 7012.740000000001, "text": " pastas and this bitch who's silly bro you know what a good-ass linguine bro"}, {"start": 7012.740000000001, "end": 7017.18, "text": " it's all about the linguine the popper deli the popper deli is good shit too"}, {"start": 7017.18, "end": 7045.18, "text": " Yeah, I think we need is is a 10 out of 10 not thin pasta thin spaghetti is F is not F it's S tier when you're a kid."}, {"start": 7045.18, "end": 7051.18, "text": " It's S tier when you're a kid, but not dude. Didn't you upgrade to the to the linguiney, brother?"}, {"start": 7057.780000000001, "end": 7060.14, "text": " Yeah, Angel here is super like"}, {"start": 7061.3, "end": 7065.6, "text": " Kid pasta say what penne but like penne is more universal"}, {"start": 7067.46, "end": 7071.820000000001, "text": " All right screw your pastas man. All right, I need to do this"}, {"start": 7071.82, "end": 7078.259999999999, "text": " I'm giving up though. I'm slowly losing hope. I think that my my best attempt is past me."}, {"start": 7078.259999999999, "end": 7095.38, "text": " I thought orcieta was a dish not a type of pot noodle. I like orcieta too though. Yeah,"}, {"start": 7095.38, "end": 7101.82, "text": " I thought that was more of like the ground beefish sausage dish with specific that style of"}, {"start": 7102.32, "end": 7104.32, "text": " shellish pasta"}, {"start": 7104.42, "end": 7106.42, "text": " It's the shell type. Oh"}, {"start": 7110.74, "end": 7112.74, "text": " Never mind, I like horseshoe after two"}, {"start": 7112.74, "end": 7114.74, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7125.099999999999, "end": 7132.0, "text": " No keys are it I don't have like exceptional neokey to get it. It's not my not my go-to order"}, {"start": 7135.98, "end": 7138.179999999999, "text": " Okay, yeah, there's nothing I'm doing there, bro"}, {"start": 7138.18, "end": 7142.900000000001, "text": " I hate that he hit me with a right left and I tried doing a wide turn and nope it was done"}, {"start": 7148.34, "end": 7150.34, "text": " In case you're at"}, {"start": 7157.14, "end": 7159.14, "text": " Now oh"}, {"start": 7161.38, "end": 7164.02, "text": " Dude, I don't think there should be a python there"}, {"start": 7168.18, "end": 7174.740000000001, "text": " Oh my god that random afk almost killed me"}, {"start": 7184.66, "end": 7190.820000000001, "text": " More else today, you know what you know what most likely"}, {"start": 7194.46, "end": 7196.46, "text": " I stream my L's"}, {"start": 7198.18, "end": 7207.18, "text": " I know the L's are common to form a W because every L is a stick and you can pick up the L's"}, {"start": 7207.18, "end": 7211.18, "text": " and make a W."}, {"start": 7228.18, "end": 7244.26, "text": " Unmotivational speech, okay, bro"}, {"start": 7258.18, "end": 7260.18, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 7265.54, "end": 7267.38, "text": " Well, oh"}, {"start": 7267.38, "end": 7273.3, "text": " This fucking guy here it goes dude. He you got me you fuck here we go, bro"}, {"start": 7273.3, "end": 7275.3, "text": " This guy's gonna save the bod"}, {"start": 7275.900000000001, "end": 7283.820000000001, "text": " Show his fucking friends. He's getting he's gonna he's gonna play this fucking bottom when he kills his favorite streamer"}, {"start": 7284.740000000001, "end": 7286.740000000001, "text": " and fucking slither"}, {"start": 7286.74, "end": 7288.74, "text": " That is fucking wedding."}, {"start": 7288.74, "end": 7296.74, "text": " I know you're not going to say the vows, but before you do, watch this clip of me getting"}, {"start": 7296.74, "end": 7302.74, "text": " my favorite streamer, you motherfucker."}, {"start": 7302.74, "end": 7304.74, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 7316.74, "end": 7318.74, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7336.0199999999995, "end": 7344.36, "text": " All right boys the TI the TI"}, {"start": 7346.74, "end": 7352.42, "text": " Did you play the game with the packages from sub sunday?"}, {"start": 7352.42, "end": 7359.66, "text": " I mean it was fun, it was just a very repetition game of, you know, running a mail company."}, {"start": 7359.66, "end": 7361.66, "text": " It was fun."}, {"start": 7361.66, "end": 7365.66, "text": " What are you?"}, {"start": 7365.66, "end": 7377.62, "text": " Okay, this is the last leaderboard attempt."}, {"start": 7377.62, "end": 7390.66, "text": " I did some other reviews are very bad."}, {"start": 7390.66, "end": 7406.0, "text": " Oh my."}, {"start": 7406.0, "end": 7409.639999999999, "text": " Unless they're better now, it seemed like the game was fundamentally flawed, but it looked"}, {"start": 7409.639999999999, "end": 7414.08, "text": " good in the trailer."}, {"start": 7414.08, "end": 7416.76, "text": " Mario Tennis Redemption Arc?"}, {"start": 7416.76, "end": 7418.76, "text": " Excuse me?"}, {"start": 7418.76, "end": 7419.76, "text": " Excuse me?"}, {"start": 7419.76, "end": 7425.88, "text": " I literally ended the game at like an A-rank or something and retired."}, {"start": 7425.88, "end": 7428.4400000000005, "text": " There's no redemption needed."}, {"start": 7436.4400000000005, "end": 7438.16, "text": " Yeah, A- and I left."}, {"start": 7438.16, "end": 7440.16, "text": " I retired at A-."}, {"start": 7449.76, "end": 7451.76, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7464.6, "end": 7468.12, "text": " Oh my god, I thought I turned in a weird direction. Oh"}, {"start": 7468.12, "end": 7470.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7477.48, "end": 7479.48, "text": " All right, everybody's trying to eat there"}, {"start": 7487.8, "end": 7489.8, "text": " What's that man the wall"}, {"start": 7492.72, "end": 7495.34, "text": " That guy just drove to the wrong neighborhood"}, {"start": 7498.12, "end": 7517.44, "text": " I don't trust you. I don't trust you."}, {"start": 7517.44, "end": 7522.96, "text": " Number one is... dude, I'm not even 5k yet? Holy shit, I thought I was going."}, {"start": 7522.96, "end": 7546.52, "text": " Oh shit. Oh my god. No. No. Let me see. Let me see. Someone's, someone's gonna die"}, {"start": 7546.52, "end": 7568.8, "text": " I'm looking for somebody to consume that's crazy like I just risked that path but it"}, {"start": 7568.8, "end": 7581.08, "text": " work yes yes"}, {"start": 7598.8, "end": 7604.8, "text": " Alright, I'm out."}, {"start": 7604.8, "end": 7606.8, "text": " Bro, I haven't had Chipotle in a while."}, {"start": 7606.8, "end": 7608.2, "text": " I don't know who's ordered that is."}, {"start": 7608.2, "end": 7609.2, "text": " I did not order that."}, {"start": 7609.2, "end": 7623.92, "text": " Oh my god, you fucking motherfuckers, dude."}, {"start": 7623.92, "end": 7625.56, "text": " Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 7625.56, "end": 7628.08, "text": " They had a Discord planned attack there."}, {"start": 7628.08, "end": 7629.28, "text": " Did you see that shit?"}, {"start": 7629.84, "end": 7631.2, "text": " And now!"}, {"start": 7633.0199999999995, "end": 7634.7, "text": " They literally veeved me."}, {"start": 7649.76, "end": 7650.88, "text": " Waaaaaay!"}, {"start": 7653.8, "end": 7654.92, "text": " What do I do here, boys?"}, {"start": 7655.18, "end": 7655.98, "text": " What do I do here?"}, {"start": 7658.08, "end": 7682.68, "text": " I got a Mario Kart winning me. I got an easy clap Mario Kart victory in me."}, {"start": 7682.68, "end": 7691.08, "text": " more last one agreed all right the finale and then fuck this game this"}, {"start": 7691.08, "end": 7694.16, "text": " worm shit prison"}, {"start": 7694.16, "end": 7707.28, "text": " Oh save stuff for me!"}, {"start": 7707.28, "end": 7710.68, "text": " That one doesn't count, okay?"}, {"start": 7710.68, "end": 7712.84, "text": " Actual last one, like a legit attempt."}, {"start": 7712.84, "end": 7718.88, "text": " Fuck that guy."}, {"start": 7718.88, "end": 7723.48, "text": " Vod friends hold."}, {"start": 7723.4800000000005, "end": 7727.080000000001, "text": " I know you have the remote in your hand. I need you to hold"}, {"start": 7740.360000000001, "end": 7745.360000000001, "text": " Oh, dude, never mind Bob friends fast forward fast forward"}, {"start": 7753.4800000000005, "end": 7760.88, "text": " Imagine having feeding viewers and still can't reach top 10. You know what buddy? First of all, fuck you"}, {"start": 7761.080000000001, "end": 7763.88, "text": " Okay, a second of all you think I asked for this?"}, {"start": 7769.4800000000005, "end": 7774.64, "text": " Part of all they actually make it more difficult than health because they are walls"}, {"start": 7778.000000000001, "end": 7780.000000000001, "text": " This is this would be easier without"}, {"start": 7783.4800000000005, "end": 7792.280000000001, "text": " You can hide the server buddy that's not like some magic shit"}, {"start": 7797.4800000000005, "end": 7801.68, "text": " You're my new the guy that says to hide the mini map in counter strike"}, {"start": 7802.88, "end": 7805.76, "text": " Like someone doesn't know where fucking B is on dust 2"}, {"start": 7809.84, "end": 7811.84, "text": " It does help a little bit"}, {"start": 7813.4800000000005, "end": 7833.080000000001, "text": " You still hide it? I mean, you know. Your teammate's location? Yeah, but you can still"}, {"start": 7833.080000000001, "end": 7841.040000000001, "text": " see them. If they're around you and shit. It helps a little bit. It's not like a full"}, {"start": 7841.04, "end": 7848.24, "text": " blown. It'd be hard to find your server in this game. I don't think so because people"}, {"start": 7848.24, "end": 7852.48, "text": " are finding me and it's because I don't think there's that many instances open of the game."}, {"start": 7852.4800000000005, "end": 7871.84, "text": " Yeah, but you can't like actually choose server 2740 can you unless you keep refreshing until"}, {"start": 7871.84, "end": 7878.84, "text": " So it throws you in here."}, {"start": 7884.24, "end": 7891.24, "text": " Oh you can."}, {"start": 7901.84, "end": 7928.860000000001, "text": " oh my god you're not killing me dude I will lock into this journey dude I will"}, {"start": 7928.860000000001, "end": 7935.860000000001, "text": " channel my inner worm."}, {"start": 7946.3, "end": 7948.3, "text": " Disengage bitch!"}, {"start": 7948.3, "end": 7955.3, "text": " Disengage!"}, {"start": 7958.860000000001, "end": 7964.9800000000005, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 7964.9800000000005, "end": 7970.620000000001, "text": " I'm losing my form."}, {"start": 7970.620000000001, "end": 7982.780000000001, "text": " Yo, fuck this dude, man."}, {"start": 7982.780000000001, "end": 7984.500000000001, "text": " Yo, where's the number one player?"}, {"start": 7984.500000000001, "end": 7986.820000000001, "text": " Come eat this guy."}, {"start": 7986.820000000001, "end": 7988.900000000001, "text": " That attorney's gonna end up killing me, too."}, {"start": 7993.02, "end": 7993.860000000001, "text": " Shit!"}, {"start": 7995.06, "end": 7996.900000000001, "text": " I don't think I can escape this."}, {"start": 7998.860000000001, "end": 8000.620000000001, "text": " I don't see any uncoil air-"}, {"start": 8000.620000000001, "end": 8001.660000000001, "text": " Wait, wait, is he leaving?"}, {"start": 8001.660000000001, "end": 8002.900000000001, "text": " Or no, he's doubling the-"}, {"start": 8002.900000000001, "end": 8004.06, "text": " Oh, shh."}, {"start": 8004.06, "end": 8006.620000000001, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 8011.14, "end": 8011.620000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 8015.700000000001, "end": 8016.380000000001, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 8016.820000000001, "end": 8021.820000000001, "text": " What is this right now?"}, {"start": 8021.820000000001, "end": 8022.820000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 8022.820000000001, "end": 8029.820000000001, "text": " Get me out of here you rater!"}, {"start": 8029.820000000001, "end": 8034.820000000001, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 8034.820000000001, "end": 8041.700000000001, "text": " Holy shit dude."}, {"start": 8041.700000000001, "end": 8043.340000000001, "text": " Let me breathe you fox!"}, {"start": 8043.340000000001, "end": 8044.740000000001, "text": " Let me breathe!"}, {"start": 8044.740000000001, "end": 8046.660000000001, "text": " You attention starved fox!"}, {"start": 8046.66, "end": 8053.099999999999, "text": " the hell away from me let me breathe at least that guy was legit okay that was a random guy for fucking Ethiopia or"}, {"start": 8053.099999999999, "end": 8055.66, "text": " something that was genuine"}, {"start": 8061.66, "end": 8064.18, "text": " Yeah no fucking idea bro that was legit"}, {"start": 8076.66, "end": 8079.66, "text": " Grats, bro. Grats."}, {"start": 8087.66, "end": 8093.66, "text": " Yes, yes, I suck ass. Yes, the guy who keeps chasing me killed me. Yes, I suck ass. Yes."}, {"start": 8106.66, "end": 8108.72, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8136.66, "end": 8138.72, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8166.66, "end": 8168.72, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8196.66, "end": 8198.72, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8226.66, "end": 8228.72, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8256.66, "end": 8283.66, "text": " I did not mean to add the red, but we're going to give him some red."}, {"start": 8283.66, "end": 8291.66, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 8291.66, "end": 8292.66, "text": " It looks good."}, {"start": 8292.66, "end": 8293.66, "text": " It looks good."}, {"start": 8293.66, "end": 8298.5, "text": " It looks like I have a collar on."}, {"start": 8298.5, "end": 8302.42, "text": " Alright, legit attack."}, {"start": 8302.42, "end": 8303.78, "text": " No excuse."}, {"start": 8303.78, "end": 8305.42, "text": " No excuse."}, {"start": 8305.42, "end": 8308.22, "text": " No feeds."}, {"start": 8308.22, "end": 8309.22, "text": " No feeds."}, {"start": 8309.22, "end": 8312.34, "text": " Even though someone's just going to keep looking at the leaderboard and spamming it because"}, {"start": 8312.34, "end": 8318.960000000001, "text": " There's a lot of fucking losers, bro. They will do that. All right, the guy's already refreshing and spamming it until he finds his top 10"}, {"start": 8334.12, "end": 8338.22, "text": " He's already he's already coming here, bro. The guy's whole schedule is free"}, {"start": 8342.34, "end": 8356.74, "text": " Why don't you hide the leaderboard? You know what? I should. I should."}, {"start": 8356.74, "end": 8366.3, "text": " Oh my god, this is scary territory. I'm about to just block the whole fucking screen at"}, {"start": 8366.3, "end": 8381.34, "text": " this but you know what at this point I'm blocking the whole damn screen okay"}, {"start": 8381.34, "end": 8383.66, "text": " buddy"}, {"start": 8383.66, "end": 8391.1, "text": " I found me and copied my worm shape to our colors"}, {"start": 8396.14, "end": 8400.539999999999, "text": " Yeah, I'm doing audio streams from now on I'm done"}, {"start": 8405.78, "end": 8409.42, "text": " Do it do it do it see do it"}, {"start": 8413.66, "end": 8431.66, "text": " Oh shit man saxophone dnb"}, {"start": 8431.66, "end": 8435.18, "text": " Ashish! Ashish!"}, {"start": 8449.1, "end": 8450.46, "text": " All right, all right, all right."}, {"start": 8452.86, "end": 8455.58, "text": " This guy's name is Y. Great, great question."}, {"start": 8457.66, "end": 8459.58, "text": " One of the strongest questions in the world."}, {"start": 8461.66, "end": 8481.66, "text": " all right chill brother chill brother dirty"}, {"start": 8481.66, "end": 8483.66, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8488.1, "end": 8490.1, "text": " Whoa"}, {"start": 8494.38, "end": 8496.38, "text": " Yo"}, {"start": 8498.38, "end": 8503.98, "text": " Get me out of here get me out of here this guy trying to kill me bro. Oh my god. Oh my god"}, {"start": 8503.98, "end": 8517.82, "text": " been a long time since I've shazammed a song this is a jam just alright holy shit what is"}, {"start": 8517.82, "end": 8529.539999999999, "text": " Where's this?"}, {"start": 8529.539999999999, "end": 8533.14, "text": " This is GUS!"}, {"start": 8533.14, "end": 8544.1, "text": " Fine, fine, I will duplicate and cover this."}, {"start": 8544.1, "end": 8546.1, "text": " Is that what we're doing here?"}, {"start": 8568.28, "end": 8570.28, "text": " Okay, can I"}, {"start": 8574.1, "end": 8576.1, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8578.9, "end": 8584.32, "text": " Didn't know okay our Q stands for rage quit. Let's see who's rage quitting now, bro. Let's see who's rage quitting"}, {"start": 8584.9, "end": 8592.34, "text": " Okay, literally. No you have no info you sniper fucks. All right. Let me show you had a number one no excuse"}, {"start": 8593.380000000001, "end": 8595.380000000001, "text": " No excuse"}, {"start": 8597.34, "end": 8599.34, "text": " Double lockdown"}, {"start": 8604.1, "end": 8609.86, "text": " I auto switch the server. I know the number"}, {"start": 8618.140000000001, "end": 8620.54, "text": " They'll see your color. Yeah, whatever"}, {"start": 8622.4, "end": 8624.4, "text": " Good luck, brother. Good luck"}, {"start": 8625.98, "end": 8627.98, "text": " Good luck my brother"}, {"start": 8631.220000000001, "end": 8633.220000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8634.1, "end": 8636.1, "text": " No, no, no! Fuck it, no!"}, {"start": 8636.1, "end": 8640.1, "text": " Oh, fuck. No, dude. Why?"}, {"start": 8640.1, "end": 8643.1, "text": " I'm only 275."}, {"start": 8645.1, "end": 8647.1, "text": " No. No!"}, {"start": 8647.1, "end": 8650.1, "text": " Okay, no, that was just a misplay."}, {"start": 8650.1, "end": 8653.1, "text": " Chad, that was just a misplay."}, {"start": 8653.1, "end": 8655.1, "text": " It didn't count. Fuck that guy."}, {"start": 8655.1, "end": 8657.1, "text": " La, la, la, la, la."}, {"start": 8664.1, "end": 8678.06, "text": " I've really lost that another one on the screen."}, {"start": 8678.06, "end": 8682.02, "text": " Yeah, now that I know you can just copy paste the scene on OBS, I didn't know you could"}, {"start": 8682.02, "end": 8685.02, "text": " do that."}, {"start": 8685.02, "end": 8708.62, "text": " 20 years of streaming, I've never needed to duplicate source though until then, oh, so"}, {"start": 8708.62, "end": 8710.62, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 8726.62, "end": 8728.62, "text": " Splitter IO stream today"}, {"start": 8730.7, "end": 8737.660000000002, "text": " I can't confirm that is what you are currently watching right now. Yes, I can confirm your eyes are not deceiving you"}, {"start": 8738.62, "end": 8747.460000000001, "text": " That is currently the stream theme at the in the present moment. Yes."}, {"start": 8747.460000000001, "end": 8768.900000000001, "text": " I'll show you what I hit number one, I'll show the leaderboard."}, {"start": 8768.900000000001, "end": 8772.740000000002, "text": " You see how different of an experience this is?"}, {"start": 8772.74, "end": 8779.74, "text": " a regular worm in a wormy world. Not a bunch of bodyguard, bodyguard, delivery, delivery!"}, {"start": 8779.74, "end": 8783.74, "text": " Play this, play that!"}, {"start": 8791.74, "end": 8794.74, "text": " Let's see, let's see, okay."}, {"start": 8798.74, "end": 8801.74, "text": " You're gonna get surrounded slowly like always."}, {"start": 8801.74, "end": 8804.74, "text": " maybe"}, {"start": 8810.74, "end": 8813.74, "text": " hey"}, {"start": 8816.74, "end": 8818.74, "text": " no"}, {"start": 8818.74, "end": 8822.74, "text": " fuck you man die bro"}, {"start": 8822.74, "end": 8830.74, "text": " Good no."}, {"start": 8830.74, "end": 8832.74, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 8832.74, "end": 8838.74, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 8838.74, "end": 8840.74, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 8840.74, "end": 8849.74, "text": " Here he comes for another wedding video."}, {"start": 8849.74, "end": 8854.74, "text": " I shy elude."}, {"start": 8854.74, "end": 8856.74, "text": " FUNK!"}, {"start": 8856.74, "end": 8860.74, "text": " Wait a minute!"}, {"start": 8860.74, "end": 8865.74, "text": " Alright, hold on."}, {"start": 8865.74, "end": 8867.74, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8880.58, "end": 8885.68, "text": " My good on mine good on mine good"}, {"start": 8885.68, "end": 8893.300000000001, "text": " We're dead. We're dead, bro. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo..."}, {"start": 8893.300000000001, "end": 8898.84, "text": " De-couple, de-couple. Everybody relax. We all ate. We all got some. We all got some. Relax."}, {"start": 8898.84, "end": 8903.0, "text": " Everybody chill here. We all got some."}, {"start": 8903.0, "end": 8908.1, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 8908.1, "end": 8908.6, "text": " OUCH!"}, {"start": 8916.9, "end": 8921.86, "text": " Oh, here they fucking come dude, here they are, they're showing up now."}, {"start": 8938.1, "end": 8949.1, "text": " How do you know Pagoli is from the chat buddy?"}, {"start": 8968.1, "end": 8974.1, "text": " All right, all right, all right."}, {"start": 8974.1, "end": 8978.1, "text": " Lurik number one, Lurik number one."}, {"start": 8978.1, "end": 8981.1, "text": " Everybody, SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII."}, {"start": 8981.1, "end": 8982.1, "text": " OHH."}, {"start": 8982.1, "end": 8985.1, "text": " That was a collision."}, {"start": 8985.1, "end": 8990.1, "text": " No I'm dead, I'm dead."}, {"start": 8990.1, "end": 8992.1, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 8992.1, "end": 8995.1, "text": " I'm fucking scared."}, {"start": 8995.1, "end": 8996.1, "text": " I quit."}, {"start": 8996.1, "end": 9002.1, "text": " You know, again, where you guys can't find me."}, {"start": 9016.1, "end": 9020.1, "text": " Here we go, boys."}, {"start": 9020.1, "end": 9022.1, "text": " Here we go, here we go."}, {"start": 9022.1, "end": 9033.1, "text": " send to get. Actually, there's a high chance you can find me here. There's a high chance."}, {"start": 9033.1, "end": 9049.1, "text": " Yeah, so there's still honestly just like a great game. I think it's honest. I think it's a foundation game, you know, the same formula, bro, same formula, you can do crazy shit."}, {"start": 9049.1, "end": 9051.1, "text": " You can do a cool shit about it."}, {"start": 9058.1, "end": 9062.1, "text": " Alright, yesterday I proved that yes, you can still win knockout tours."}, {"start": 9064.1, "end": 9073.1, "text": " Yesterday I proved to myself that no, the kid who only has this game and has put in 5000 hours is beatable."}, {"start": 9074.1, "end": 9076.1, "text": " Okay, that's what I learned yesterday."}, {"start": 9076.1, "end": 9082.98, "text": " All right, it actually, there's some, there's some wins that don't make you feel anything."}, {"start": 9082.98, "end": 9085.06, "text": " I felt something when I won this yesterday."}, {"start": 9085.06, "end": 9087.300000000001, "text": " That's why I'm back."}, {"start": 9087.300000000001, "end": 9089.18, "text": " I felt something."}, {"start": 9089.18, "end": 9092.98, "text": " It was like winning a BR for the first time or something."}, {"start": 9092.98, "end": 9094.7, "text": " It was crazy."}, {"start": 9094.7, "end": 9096.7, "text": " I yearned for the feeling."}, {"start": 9096.7, "end": 9101.7, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 9101.7, "end": 9106.7, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 9106.7, "end": 9114.02, "text": " Can I do it again?"}, {"start": 9114.02, "end": 9119.02, "text": " Can I do it again?"}, {"start": 9119.02, "end": 9125.66, "text": " It might take a couple of minutes."}, {"start": 9125.66, "end": 9128.66, "text": " It's going to take some attempts."}, {"start": 9128.66, "end": 9138.119999999999, "text": " Let's see, let's see."}, {"start": 9138.119999999999, "end": 9140.02, "text": " Because you have the Tism, my guy?"}, {"start": 9140.02, "end": 9141.02, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 9141.02, "end": 9142.02, "text": " Probably."}, {"start": 9142.02, "end": 9145.94, "text": " Undiagnosed, most likely."}, {"start": 9145.94, "end": 9148.02, "text": " This bee looks so dumb."}, {"start": 9148.02, "end": 9152.18, "text": " buddy relax brawl"}, {"start": 9164.1, "end": 9167.26, "text": " relax man"}, {"start": 9168.7, "end": 9172.42, "text": " shall I like the bratty kid that needs a special teacher to follow him around"}, {"start": 9172.42, "end": 9175.86, "text": " relax just a beat"}, {"start": 9208.02, "end": 9221.02, "text": " Oh my god, I just threw. I threw!"}, {"start": 9221.02, "end": 9230.7, "text": " I'm okay, I'm okay!"}, {"start": 9230.7, "end": 9235.86, "text": " The ledge, drive, 18, 19."}, {"start": 9235.86, "end": 9245.82, "text": " Okay, that was a little risky."}, {"start": 9245.82, "end": 9252.82, "text": " I have yet to play the new map they added."}, {"start": 9275.82, "end": 9280.82, "text": " What up bro, what up bro? I see you man. I see you EU Martin. I see you."}, {"start": 9286.82, "end": 9287.82, "text": " Oh sure!"}, {"start": 9290.82, "end": 9297.82, "text": " I knew it bro, I knew it. This sense. When you're safe for too long, it's like the build up of you're about to get hit and froze."}, {"start": 9298.82, "end": 9302.82, "text": " I knew it but I was like, how have I not gotten hit by 5 items yet? There it was."}, {"start": 9302.82, "end": 9308.82, "text": " Oh my god, I missed!"}, {"start": 9308.82, "end": 9313.82, "text": " Crap, crap."}, {"start": 9313.82, "end": 9315.82, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 9315.82, "end": 9326.82, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 9326.82, "end": 9336.82, "text": " What's up boys? What's up? Get out of my way! Get out of my way!"}, {"start": 9336.82, "end": 9353.82, "text": " Alright, here we go, here we go, here we go. That's how you get rid of three red shells"}, {"start": 9353.82, "end": 9356.82, "text": " instantly"}, {"start": 9365.34, "end": 9370.22, "text": " I'm not gonna I'm the best be and Mario Kart I'm not gonna lose to this man look"}, {"start": 9370.22, "end": 9375.66, "text": " at it I'm trying to steal my thunder"}, {"start": 9375.66, "end": 9384.66, "text": " I need some damn coins is what I need."}, {"start": 9384.66, "end": 9386.66, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9386.66, "end": 9395.66, "text": " Why are you chasing me in the grass with those?"}, {"start": 9395.66, "end": 9401.66, "text": " Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on."}, {"start": 9401.66, "end": 9404.66, "text": " This part of the map is just like a straight shot of bullshit."}, {"start": 9404.66, "end": 9406.66, "text": " Shit, if you get hit, it's over."}, {"start": 9408.66, "end": 9412.66, "text": " Yeah, this is a straight shot, and this guy's trying to draft me."}, {"start": 9412.66, "end": 9414.66, "text": " I wouldn't allow it."}, {"start": 9418.66, "end": 9420.66, "text": " Oh, really, bro?"}, {"start": 9424.66, "end": 9426.66, "text": " Mario, you bald!"}, {"start": 9434.66, "end": 9453.619999999999, "text": " Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Interesting. Interesting."}, {"start": 9453.62, "end": 9455.62, "text": " Go coins!"}, {"start": 9457.62, "end": 9459.62, "text": " I'm chilling, I'm chilling."}, {"start": 9463.62, "end": 9467.62, "text": " I didn't say, he just took my red shove, then it got hit and passed me."}, {"start": 9469.62, "end": 9471.62, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 9471.62, "end": 9484.62, "text": " What is this outrange?"}, {"start": 9484.62, "end": 9490.62, "text": " Oh my god, the timing!"}, {"start": 9490.62, "end": 9495.62, "text": " With the steel of a quad mushroom?"}, {"start": 9495.62, "end": 9500.62, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 9500.62, "end": 9511.460000000001, "text": " Oh my god, insane loot."}, {"start": 9511.460000000001, "end": 9518.18, "text": " Oh I had to pop it, I was gonna hit it!"}, {"start": 9518.18, "end": 9523.740000000002, "text": " I choke, I choke, that's such a good item."}, {"start": 9523.74, "end": 9533.74, "text": " Why did he get the hell away from me, Yoshi?"}, {"start": 9533.74, "end": 9534.74, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 9534.74, "end": 9539.74, "text": " Oh, I got it!"}, {"start": 9539.74, "end": 9546.74, "text": " Oh, I got it!"}, {"start": 9546.74, "end": 9559.74, "text": " He's not trying to snipe me with bananas."}, {"start": 9559.74, "end": 9568.74, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 9568.74, "end": 9583.42, "text": " They're battling each other back there."}, {"start": 9583.42, "end": 9585.42, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 9585.42, "end": 9588.74, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 9588.74, "end": 9591.34, "text": " It's okay, it's okay."}, {"start": 9591.34, "end": 9592.86, "text": " It's alright."}, {"start": 9592.86, "end": 9594.86, "text": " If I get Blue Shell here, I'm uninstalling."}, {"start": 9594.86, "end": 9597.86, "text": " I am, because this game is a shrapnel piece of shit."}, {"start": 9606.86, "end": 9608.86, "text": " Oh my god, the drifts!"}, {"start": 9614.86, "end": 9615.86, "text": " Dodge."}, {"start": 9624.86, "end": 9643.26, "text": " Oh my god, I dropped over it!"}, {"start": 9643.26, "end": 9646.86, "text": " There it is, boys."}, {"start": 9646.86, "end": 9651.86, "text": " First round knockout victory."}, {"start": 9651.86, "end": 9669.300000000001, "text": " There it is!"}, {"start": 9669.300000000001, "end": 9676.58, "text": " What can I say, man?"}, {"start": 9676.58, "end": 9678.58, "text": " What can I say?"}, {"start": 9678.58, "end": 9686.74, "text": " I should exit I should"}, {"start": 9704.1, "end": 9706.1, "text": " Yeah, it's all downhill from here there's no way"}, {"start": 9708.58, "end": 9730.56, "text": " Yeah, I feel like I'm making a mistake going again."}, {"start": 9730.56, "end": 9732.56, "text": " Remain at a hundred percent win rate"}, {"start": 9744.779999999999, "end": 9746.98, "text": " You got a point you got a point"}, {"start": 9751.66, "end": 9753.66, "text": " You got a point"}, {"start": 9753.66, "end": 9767.06, "text": " There it is real quick one win here real quick one win coward what are you talking about bro"}, {"start": 9783.66, "end": 9796.539999999999, "text": " One win right now, one win."}, {"start": 9796.539999999999, "end": 9800.7, "text": " One win variety hour."}, {"start": 9800.7, "end": 9802.7, "text": " Iron Man."}, {"start": 9830.7, "end": 9832.7, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 9839.54, "end": 9841.54, "text": " Beautiful"}, {"start": 9860.7, "end": 9865.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9865.7, "end": 9874.7, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 9874.7, "end": 9884.380000000001, "text": " I have to lock it."}, {"start": 9884.380000000001, "end": 9886.7, "text": " We're doing one when I got to lock in here, okay?"}, {"start": 9886.7, "end": 9888.7, "text": " This game's serious business."}, {"start": 9890.78, "end": 9895.740000000002, "text": " Oh my god, it's over. It's already over. It's potentially already over."}, {"start": 9900.62, "end": 9903.44, "text": " We have a lot of areas of O'Fock."}, {"start": 9908.5, "end": 9911.960000000001, "text": " Maybe. Mmm. Yeah, that's not good."}, {"start": 9911.960000000001, "end": 9921.960000000001, "text": " Watchable situation. Not when that happens, though."}, {"start": 9921.960000000001, "end": 9925.960000000001, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 9925.960000000001, "end": 9940.960000000001, "text": " Oh my. Actually, this can work. We're back. We're back."}, {"start": 9940.960000000001, "end": 9942.960000000001, "text": " We're back."}, {"start": 9949.76, "end": 9951.76, "text": " Very nice."}, {"start": 9970.960000000001, "end": 9975.960000000001, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 9975.960000000001, "end": 9978.68, "text": " You guys better meet."}, {"start": 9978.68, "end": 9981.000000000002, "text": " There's no way I'm getting screwed by a strawberry right now."}, {"start": 9981.000000000002, "end": 9984.000000000002, "text": " There's no way!"}, {"start": 9984.000000000002, "end": 9989.000000000002, "text": " You're kidding!"}, {"start": 9989.000000000002, "end": 10000.000000000002, "text": " There it is, there it is, they're meeting, they're meeting, and there it is."}, {"start": 10000.0, "end": 10002.0, "text": " Okay, okay"}, {"start": 10030.0, "end": 10046.0, "text": " Oh my god, I was trying to read it, and I didn't read it right."}, {"start": 10046.0, "end": 10051.0, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 10051.0, "end": 10056.0, "text": " Okay, that's actually not bad."}, {"start": 10056.0, "end": 10058.0, "text": " portion it"}, {"start": 10069.44, "end": 10071.44, "text": " Okay, okay"}, {"start": 10077.84, "end": 10079.84, "text": " I failed I shouldn't have done that"}, {"start": 10079.84, "end": 10089.84, "text": " Oh, I failed so bad there. I needed to clear that bottom one."}, {"start": 10089.84, "end": 10091.84, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10108.28, "end": 10110.28, "text": " Sure sure sure"}, {"start": 10119.84, "end": 10121.84, "text": " Yikes."}, {"start": 10128.84, "end": 10130.84, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 10132.84, "end": 10134.84, "text": " Very good, very good."}, {"start": 10144.84, "end": 10147.84, "text": " Dude! Come on, brother!"}, {"start": 10149.84, "end": 10158.84, "text": " Oh, that sucks!"}, {"start": 10158.84, "end": 10169.84, "text": " No, I got a lodged apple."}, {"start": 10169.84, "end": 10178.84, "text": " Oh my god, that worked."}, {"start": 10178.84, "end": 10204.84, "text": " Hmm, this is risky, but it needs to be done."}, {"start": 10204.84, "end": 10222.44, "text": " There it is, boys, there it is."}, {"start": 10222.44, "end": 10228.44, "text": " Okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 10228.44, "end": 10232.44, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 10232.44, "end": 10234.44, "text": " Lemon."}, {"start": 10234.44, "end": 10240.44, "text": " Very beautiful, beautiful palette here."}, {"start": 10240.44, "end": 10245.44, "text": " Beautiful, uh, what everything going on here is great."}, {"start": 10250.44, "end": 10256.44, "text": " I regret doing that kind of, but I believe in the situation."}, {"start": 10262.44, "end": 10272.44, "text": " All those lemons aren't meeting, are they?"}, {"start": 10272.44, "end": 10277.44, "text": " They're not going to meet."}, {"start": 10277.44, "end": 10282.44, "text": " Build around."}, {"start": 10282.44, "end": 10287.44, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 10287.44, "end": 10289.44, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 10290.94, "end": 10292.94, "text": " Yikes."}, {"start": 10306.36, "end": 10308.36, "text": " Dude!"}, {"start": 10317.44, "end": 10324.44, "text": " That shouldn't have went the other way."}, {"start": 10347.44, "end": 10363.560000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10363.560000000001, "end": 10370.220000000001, "text": " Insane if this drops the tomato."}, {"start": 10370.220000000001, "end": 10373.36, "text": " Insane if it drops the tomato."}, {"start": 10373.36, "end": 10375.36, "text": " Holy moly."}, {"start": 10381.76, "end": 10383.76, "text": " Crazy damage."}, {"start": 10403.36, "end": 10410.36, "text": " Well, there it is boys, another one."}, {"start": 10410.36, "end": 10412.36, "text": " Another one, boys."}, {"start": 10412.36, "end": 10414.36, "text": " 100% win rate."}, {"start": 10414.36, "end": 10416.36, "text": " 100% win rate."}, {"start": 10416.36, "end": 10424.04, "text": " Sleeka W and Mario Kart Mario Kart 1"}, {"start": 10427.08, "end": 10430.84, "text": " Sleeka S1"}, {"start": 10434.2, "end": 10439.480000000001, "text": " SC2 let's go walking in"}, {"start": 10439.48, "end": 10444.48, "text": " Here's a clap."}, {"start": 10444.48, "end": 10447.48, "text": " How do you even win in Mecha Chameleon?"}, {"start": 10469.48, "end": 10497.68, "text": " here we go all right here we go here we go I don't know what I'm doing"}, {"start": 10499.48, "end": 10508.6, "text": " What do I do? Do I do, um, do I go Stargate Rush?"}, {"start": 10508.6, "end": 10517.4, "text": " Alright, just go straight. I'm not sure what to do here."}, {"start": 10517.4, "end": 10524.4, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 10524.4, "end": 10527.4, "text": " Where do you leave?"}, {"start": 10527.4, "end": 10530.4, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 10530.4, "end": 10537.4, "text": " I totally missed where his base is."}, {"start": 10537.4, "end": 10539.4, "text": " Hehehe."}, {"start": 10551.4, "end": 10553.4, "text": " He killed us fast."}, {"start": 10559.4, "end": 10561.4, "text": " Alright, shit man."}, {"start": 10561.4, "end": 10568.3, "text": " I don't know maybe I just do zealot charge zealots and then maybe try to go to immortal zealots"}, {"start": 10568.3, "end": 10574.0, "text": " and just charge rush try something like that"}, {"start": 10574.0, "end": 10581.74, "text": " It's definitely somewhere around here."}, {"start": 10581.74, "end": 10585.44, "text": " I can kill him, those workers, that'd be great."}, {"start": 10585.44, "end": 10593.68, "text": " Let's see if I can kill this guy."}, {"start": 10593.68, "end": 10594.68, "text": " Watch anime!"}, {"start": 10594.68, "end": 10601.68, "text": " Oh shit, there are a boat!"}, {"start": 10601.68, "end": 10608.68, "text": " Don't let him, don't let him, don't let him."}, {"start": 10608.68, "end": 10621.68, "text": " No, no, go home, come home, come home, come home, come home, come home."}, {"start": 10621.68, "end": 10628.68, "text": " That was bad, 07."}, {"start": 10628.68, "end": 10633.68, "text": " I'll remember you."}, {"start": 10633.68, "end": 10647.68, "text": " Okay, I might just send one out just to harass a little bit, see what he has."}, {"start": 10647.68, "end": 10667.52, "text": " I'm gonna slice up a little bit, maybe wait for the other guy, and try to get my second"}, {"start": 10667.52, "end": 10683.04, "text": " expanse it or something. Maybe if he has someone... Alright, no expand yet. I could just wait"}, {"start": 10683.04, "end": 10690.04, "text": " right here to see when he tries to expand."}, {"start": 10702.160000000002, "end": 10707.68, "text": " Oh, this is risky business, but I'm gonna do it."}, {"start": 10707.68, "end": 10711.400000000001, "text": " He might just rush me."}, {"start": 10711.4, "end": 10716.26, "text": " I would not be surprised if there's a bunch of Marines about to show up."}, {"start": 10716.26, "end": 10718.98, "text": " Or he's building a base and then going to park it somewhere."}, {"start": 10718.98, "end": 10720.38, "text": " I know that's a shrap."}, {"start": 10720.38, "end": 10723.34, "text": " Martian's how good these players are."}, {"start": 10723.34, "end": 10725.94, "text": " Especially when I'm not good."}, {"start": 10725.94, "end": 10728.46, "text": " I need another one."}, {"start": 10728.46, "end": 10741.24, "text": " Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry,"}, {"start": 10741.24, "end": 10747.52, "text": " I need to get the twilight council fast to 150 just to quickly get charged lots"}, {"start": 10752.92, "end": 10756.44, "text": " Patrol with these guys a little bit to see when he tries to expand"}, {"start": 10771.24, "end": 10773.24, "text": " one"}, {"start": 10773.24, "end": 10775.24, "text": " one of these"}, {"start": 10775.24, "end": 10782.24, "text": " weeks"}, {"start": 10782.24, "end": 10796.24, "text": " , when they were"}, {"start": 10826.24, "end": 10829.24, "text": " Not from the road!"}, {"start": 10839.24, "end": 10843.24, "text": " You're kidding you bitch! I knew it! Oh my god!"}, {"start": 10843.24, "end": 10846.24, "text": " No, no, this is not good."}, {"start": 10856.24, "end": 10863.24, "text": " He's a dumbass."}, {"start": 10863.24, "end": 10874.24, "text": " He's a dumbass!"}, {"start": 10874.24, "end": 10883.24, "text": " What are these guys doing?"}, {"start": 10883.24, "end": 10888.24, "text": " We gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go."}, {"start": 10888.24, "end": 10891.24, "text": " Dude, that must have screwed his resources up completely."}, {"start": 10905.24, "end": 10907.24, "text": " Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!"}, {"start": 10913.24, "end": 10915.24, "text": " You are cool."}, {"start": 10915.24, "end": 10917.24, "text": " You treat me well."}, {"start": 10918.24, "end": 10920.24, "text": " You are cool."}, {"start": 10924.24, "end": 10928.24, "text": " I'm the voice that I be hearing in the shadows."}, {"start": 10929.24, "end": 10933.24, "text": " You are the voice that you've got to sleep on."}, {"start": 10963.24, "end": 10965.24, "text": " That's how you do it, boys."}, {"start": 10969.24, "end": 10971.24, "text": " That's how you do it, boys."}, {"start": 10978.24, "end": 10981.24, "text": " That's how you do it. What's next?"}, {"start": 10982.24, "end": 10984.24, "text": " What's next?"}, {"start": 10984.24, "end": 10998.84, "text": " I don't know man, I don't know, I don't know."}, {"start": 10998.84, "end": 10999.84, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 10999.84, "end": 11000.84, "text": " Geo-guessir?"}, {"start": 11000.84, "end": 11001.84, "text": " I doubt it."}, {"start": 11001.84, "end": 11002.84, "text": " I doubt it, bro."}, {"start": 11002.84, "end": 11003.84, "text": " I doubt it."}, {"start": 11003.84, "end": 11010.84, "text": " I doubt it bro, I doubt it."}, {"start": 11010.84, "end": 11027.72, "text": " Alright, one win Gio."}, {"start": 11027.72, "end": 11031.68, "text": " One win, one win, one win."}, {"start": 11031.68, "end": 11032.68, "text": " It's been brutal out here."}, {"start": 11032.68, "end": 11038.62, "text": " been brutal. One one come on. It's been brutal out here. Boring"}, {"start": 11038.62, "end": 11040.94, "text": " your mom, bro. Okay, you're fucking a little rat. You're"}, {"start": 11040.94, "end": 11044.380000000001, "text": " here every day being a little whiny shit, bro. Go fucking do"}, {"start": 11044.380000000001, "end": 11044.98, "text": " something."}, {"start": 11051.7, "end": 11053.220000000001, "text": " All right, here we go. Here we go. Here we go."}, {"start": 11062.68, "end": 11073.12, "text": " Okay, names that the cozy aruf varusas."}, {"start": 11073.12, "end": 11084.32, "text": " That sounded like Polish, fucking Bulgarian."}, {"start": 11084.32, "end": 11087.32, "text": " Terin de Vanzer, Suprafata."}, {"start": 11087.32, "end": 11089.32, "text": " Suprafata."}, {"start": 11089.32, "end": 11090.96, "text": " Poland"}, {"start": 11090.96, "end": 11097.14, "text": " Romania, I'm on Poland in Romania right now. I'm in that region. I'm in this region right there"}, {"start": 11100.52, "end": 11102.52, "text": " Belarus"}, {"start": 11103.6, "end": 11105.6, "text": " Belarus ski"}, {"start": 11112.6, "end": 11117.72, "text": " Man talk to me speak to me world speak to me"}, {"start": 11120.039999999999, "end": 11123.8, "text": " Euro Parliament, Suica, his name's Suica."}, {"start": 11123.8, "end": 11125.64, "text": " Come on, man!"}, {"start": 11126.199999999999, "end": 11127.4, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 11128.6, "end": 11130.68, "text": " Hold on, hold on."}, {"start": 11134.76, "end": 11136.039999999999, "text": " Romania."}, {"start": 11137.24, "end": 11141.32, "text": " Dude, his name is Suica, bro. What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 11141.32, "end": 11142.76, "text": " Wow, it's a-"}, {"start": 11142.76, "end": 11144.76, "text": " Okay, sure about it, sure."}, {"start": 11150.119999999999, "end": 11152.119999999999, "text": " I'm not in jail"}, {"start": 11152.76, "end": 11157.86, "text": " It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Whatever. Whatever. This is Japan. Okay. Ah"}, {"start": 11158.6, "end": 11164.72, "text": " Where's ok. I'm in Japan. I feel like this is the obvious usual location in many areas"}, {"start": 11165.88, "end": 11167.88, "text": " Okay, I'm a near Kobe"}, {"start": 11169.16, "end": 11172.56, "text": " He doesn't know tell me he's not a weeb statistically. He's a weeb"}, {"start": 11173.76, "end": 11175.44, "text": " statistically"}, {"start": 11175.44, "end": 11177.44, "text": " 99.6 are weeps"}, {"start": 11179.32, "end": 11195.32, "text": " Okay, nice, nice, the combat, we got a game, we got a game."}, {"start": 11195.32, "end": 11201.36, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 11201.36, "end": 11204.88, "text": " Interesting forest."}, {"start": 11204.88, "end": 11206.08, "text": " Interesting forest."}, {"start": 11206.84, "end": 11208.84, "text": " We got a view we got a view"}, {"start": 11209.8, "end": 11211.8, "text": " You're kidding man. What?"}, {"start": 11212.92, "end": 11218.52, "text": " It's gonna have to somehow even turn his car around there. He must be on a bike or something. What even is this?"}, {"start": 11220.68, "end": 11222.68, "text": " It's just like a dead-end cliff"}, {"start": 11224.2, "end": 11228.84, "text": " No way! Oh, this is gonna be a crit."}, {"start": 11230.48, "end": 11234.0, "text": " I have no idea what country or continent this is."}, {"start": 11234.0, "end": 11240.4, "text": " Oh my god, I don't know where we are GG"}, {"start": 11240.4, "end": 11247.16, "text": " Oh my god dude get the f*** out of here man"}, {"start": 11247.16, "end": 11249.04, "text": " Ow this guy dude"}, {"start": 11249.04, "end": 11255.32, "text": " Pure luck dumbass play"}, {"start": 11255.32, "end": 11270.72, "text": " Hey Venezuela, I swear that says Venezuela, I swear to God that says Venezuela, I swear."}, {"start": 11270.72, "end": 11271.72, "text": " Do I lock it in?"}, {"start": 11271.72, "end": 11272.72, "text": " I could be wrong."}, {"start": 11272.72, "end": 11281.72, "text": " Hey Venezuela, I don't know what the fuck it says."}, {"start": 11281.72, "end": 11291.72, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 11291.72, "end": 11292.72, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11292.72, "end": 11307.72, "text": " I was saying a one tap, I lost."}, {"start": 11307.72, "end": 11309.72, "text": " Mmm"}, {"start": 11311.439999999999, "end": 11314.84, "text": " All right, yeah, okay"}, {"start": 11317.48, "end": 11323.0, "text": " No fuck this game man, fuck the world the world there's too much shit in the world"}, {"start": 11337.72, "end": 11359.24, "text": " All right, come back and I'm done."}, {"start": 11359.24, "end": 11360.24, "text": " Try again."}, {"start": 11360.24, "end": 11367.24, "text": " Get the tri again!"}, {"start": 11390.24, "end": 11401.24, "text": " He doesn't know, he doesn't know."}, {"start": 11401.24, "end": 11411.24, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11411.24, "end": 11412.24, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 11412.24, "end": 11413.24, "text": " That's okay."}, {"start": 11415.24, "end": 11421.24, "text": " Regi, spiritosanto! Regi, salam, regia, viacardo de portanelda."}, {"start": 11421.24, "end": 11422.24, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11432.24, "end": 11433.24, "text": " Portanelda."}, {"start": 11442.24, "end": 11447.24, "text": " Somewhere on the shore, I don't know."}, {"start": 11447.24, "end": 11449.24, "text": " Hopefully I'm in the right spot."}, {"start": 11449.24, "end": 11452.24, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 11452.24, "end": 11457.24, "text": " Reggio Calabria."}, {"start": 11457.24, "end": 11467.24, "text": " Le Stromboli Pizzeria Potters Frances Specialties."}, {"start": 11467.24, "end": 11485.0, "text": " Okay, we're in France."}, {"start": 11485.0, "end": 11497.199999999999, "text": " Dude, what happened to the sign?"}, {"start": 11497.2, "end": 11522.04, "text": " I don't know where this is I have no idea of course whatever it's all good it's all good"}, {"start": 11522.04, "end": 11542.560000000001, "text": " Okay, we're in Greece."}, {"start": 11542.560000000001, "end": 11544.76, "text": " We're in Greece, are we?"}, {"start": 11544.76, "end": 11548.880000000001, "text": " Okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 11548.880000000001, "end": 11549.880000000001, "text": " And Makonoi."}, {"start": 11549.880000000001, "end": 11550.880000000001, "text": " Makoni."}, {"start": 11550.880000000001, "end": 11557.880000000001, "text": " That's a lot of go."}, {"start": 11557.880000000001, "end": 11564.880000000001, "text": " I'll take it, I'll take it."}, {"start": 11564.880000000001, "end": 11569.880000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11569.880000000001, "end": 11578.880000000001, "text": " One win, one win."}, {"start": 11578.880000000001, "end": 11580.880000000001, "text": " Info machine!"}, {"start": 11589.800000000001, "end": 11592.2, "text": " I'm feeling Spain, Portugal right now."}, {"start": 11605.84, "end": 11607.84, "text": " Madrid."}, {"start": 11608.880000000001, "end": 11611.480000000001, "text": " What if he's trolling, dude? What if this is a troll?"}, {"start": 11611.980000000001, "end": 11613.18, "text": " Polly Madrid."}, {"start": 11614.28, "end": 11615.080000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 11620.880000000001, "end": 11622.080000000002, "text": " Ibiza?"}, {"start": 11627.18, "end": 11629.880000000001, "text": " No way, no way!"}, {"start": 11629.880000000001, "end": 11639.880000000001, "text": " I actually totally forgot where Ibiza is."}, {"start": 11639.880000000001, "end": 11646.880000000001, "text": " Where the fuck is Ibiza again?"}, {"start": 11646.880000000001, "end": 11651.880000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 11651.880000000001, "end": 11655.880000000001, "text": " Oh, this is gonna hurt."}, {"start": 11655.880000000001, "end": 11657.880000000001, "text": " Oh, buddy."}, {"start": 11665.640000000001, "end": 11667.640000000001, "text": " Palamanka?"}, {"start": 11678.920000000002, "end": 11684.920000000002, "text": " Oslo, I was not thinking this was gonna be Denmark right off the bat. What the hell?"}, {"start": 11685.880000000001, "end": 11690.000000000002, "text": " Wait, wait, wait Oslo Oslo, what the hell am I talking about? Nah, I was thinking of Odense"}, {"start": 11691.420000000002, "end": 11698.380000000001, "text": " Norway, I meant I wasn't thinking it was European look at that sign and looked at that sign and as they thought it was Africa or something"}, {"start": 11703.580000000002, "end": 11706.000000000002, "text": " Come on man the East 16"}, {"start": 11706.0, "end": 11717.6, "text": " He was trying to judge the meters and fought and where on the road it was."}, {"start": 11717.6, "end": 11718.6, "text": " I get it."}, {"start": 11718.6, "end": 11719.6, "text": " I get it."}, {"start": 11719.6, "end": 11724.6, "text": " It wasn't that far though."}, {"start": 11724.6, "end": 11734.6, "text": " Okay, where, where, where, where, where?"}, {"start": 11734.6, "end": 11738.460000000001, "text": " Yo, glass blowing is sick, man."}, {"start": 11738.460000000001, "end": 11739.460000000001, "text": " Austria."}, {"start": 11739.460000000001, "end": 11740.460000000001, "text": " Brother!"}, {"start": 11740.460000000001, "end": 11741.460000000001, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 11741.460000000001, "end": 11742.460000000001, "text": " He doesn't know."}, {"start": 11742.460000000001, "end": 11743.460000000001, "text": " The kill shot."}, {"start": 11743.460000000001, "end": 11744.460000000001, "text": " The kill shot."}, {"start": 11744.460000000001, "end": 11745.460000000001, "text": " Redemption."}, {"start": 11745.460000000001, "end": 11746.460000000001, "text": " Red dead redemption."}, {"start": 11746.460000000001, "end": 11747.460000000001, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 11747.460000000001, "end": 11748.460000000001, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 11748.460000000001, "end": 11750.460000000001, "text": " He didn't see it!"}, {"start": 11750.460000000001, "end": 11755.460000000001, "text": " Oh my God, he didn't see it."}, {"start": 11755.460000000001, "end": 11760.460000000001, "text": " Oh my God, he didn't see it."}, {"start": 11760.460000000001, "end": 11761.740000000002, "text": " He didn't see it!"}, {"start": 11761.740000000002, "end": 11764.240000000002, "text": " Oh my God, he didn't see it."}, {"start": 11765.740000000002, "end": 11768.2, "text": " Dude, it was on his screen,"}, {"start": 11768.2, "end": 11771.880000000001, "text": " but he zoomed in and didn't look at the edge."}, {"start": 11777.000000000002, "end": 11778.500000000002, "text": " There it is, boys."}, {"start": 11781.060000000001, "end": 11782.220000000001, "text": " Another one, dude."}, {"start": 11782.220000000001, "end": 11783.54, "text": " Another one."}, {"start": 11783.54, "end": 11785.54, "text": " Where do we go?"}, {"start": 11785.54, "end": 11786.720000000001, "text": " Where do I go?"}, {"start": 11790.460000000001, "end": 11818.94, "text": " I can't hold all these Ws bro."}, {"start": 11818.94, "end": 11821.42, "text": " My pockets are full."}, {"start": 11821.42, "end": 11822.42, "text": " Where do I put the next one?"}, {"start": 11822.42, "end": 11825.42, "text": " In the shirt pocket?"}, {"start": 11825.42, "end": 11838.460000000001, "text": " All right, one win, UFC."}, {"start": 11838.460000000001, "end": 11844.980000000001, "text": " All right, one win."}, {"start": 11844.98, "end": 11871.6, "text": " I already loaded up."}, {"start": 11871.6, "end": 11873.6, "text": " I already locked and loaded"}, {"start": 11875.92, "end": 11880.640000000001, "text": " Guys this is gonna be so fast. I'm gonna live at playstation 5 is gonna take longer to boot up"}, {"start": 11882.08, "end": 11885.44, "text": " It's gonna take longer to get into the match than win the match post"}, {"start": 11889.800000000001, "end": 11895.0, "text": " And I am playing punchy bro, what are you guys gonna be talking about? It's gonna be against bots I"}, {"start": 11896.2, "end": 11901.32, "text": " Would love to play pubg if I had an active player base, which doesn't so it's a waste of time"}, {"start": 11901.6, "end": 11903.6, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11916.66, "end": 11918.66, "text": " Sure about"}, {"start": 11923.78, "end": 11925.78, "text": " Sure, bro, whatever you said man"}, {"start": 11931.6, "end": 11955.6, "text": " Apex Legends, I feel like it's too sweaty and relies way too much on the other players."}, {"start": 11955.6, "end": 11965.6, "text": " I have to relearn too much."}, {"start": 11965.6, "end": 11971.6, "text": " Championship 01 in this building."}, {"start": 11971.6, "end": 11973.6, "text": " Michael Jordan statue out front."}, {"start": 11973.6, "end": 11975.6, "text": " You know that it's something special."}, {"start": 11975.6, "end": 11977.6, "text": " The fans are in some special tonight."}, {"start": 11977.6, "end": 11979.6, "text": " It's going to be loud tonight."}, {"start": 11979.6, "end": 11981.6, "text": " Tonight Chicago will know."}, {"start": 11990.6, "end": 11992.6, "text": " We'll get that jab, jab later."}, {"start": 11997.6, "end": 11998.6, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 11998.6, "end": 12003.6, "text": " If they come together and they plan something good, they won't go. You better watch out."}, {"start": 12003.6, "end": 12005.6, "text": " Very close."}, {"start": 12005.6, "end": 12008.36, "text": " All right, only about one action here."}, {"start": 12008.36, "end": 12011.0, "text": " The game plan, of course, was to come out aggressively,"}, {"start": 12011.0, "end": 12013.84, "text": " but the landing percentage leaves a lot to be desired."}, {"start": 12013.84, "end": 12016.84, "text": " As the landing, he's gonna empty his casting,"}, {"start": 12016.84, "end": 12019.6, "text": " trying to finish the pipe, but it's not working."}, {"start": 12019.6, "end": 12020.6, "text": " Oh, he's..."}, {"start": 12020.6, "end": 12023.0, "text": " Oh, these leg kicks are really starting to pile up"}, {"start": 12023.0, "end": 12025.16, "text": " in this round as he continues to beat up"}, {"start": 12025.16, "end": 12026.6, "text": " that leg of his opponent."}, {"start": 12026.6, "end": 12027.6, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 12027.6, "end": 12028.6, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 12028.6, "end": 12029.6, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 12029.6, "end": 12030.6, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 12030.6, "end": 12031.6, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 12031.6, "end": 12032.6, "text": " Oh, he's flipping out."}, {"start": 12032.6, "end": 12033.6, "text": " He's right in there."}, {"start": 12033.6, "end": 12034.6, "text": " We're down."}, {"start": 12034.6, "end": 12040.6, "text": " We're done. We're done here. We're done here. We're going home. We're going home."}, {"start": 12042.6, "end": 12046.6, "text": " We're going home. It's done. It's done."}, {"start": 12047.6, "end": 12049.6, "text": " Back to the feet now."}, {"start": 12053.6, "end": 12055.6, "text": " This is how it should be. The first one."}, {"start": 12055.6, "end": 12057.6, "text": " There's still maybe one that has to come through."}, {"start": 12057.6, "end": 12060.6, "text": " Yeah, we put him on those shots. He goes down there."}, {"start": 12060.6, "end": 12076.6, "text": " It's over. It's over. He's done, dude. He's done."}, {"start": 12120.6, "end": 12122.6, "text": " Dude, you're done, dude. Get up!"}, {"start": 12124.380000000001, "end": 12125.58, "text": " Brett! Brett!"}, {"start": 12125.58, "end": 12126.58, "text": " This should be a penalty."}, {"start": 12126.58, "end": 12127.58, "text": " I'll get 30 seconds."}, {"start": 12131.32, "end": 12132.82, "text": " Get up! Get up!"}, {"start": 12133.42, "end": 12135.42, "text": " Get up! Get up!"}, {"start": 12135.92, "end": 12136.92, "text": " Get up!"}, {"start": 12136.92, "end": 12138.42, "text": " Final seconds."}, {"start": 12138.42, "end": 12145.42, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 12145.42, "end": 12158.42, "text": " Shot, what did he play next, boys, what did he play next?"}, {"start": 12158.42, "end": 12163.74, "text": " got his opponent's face landed that big part that put his opponent flat on his"}, {"start": 12163.74, "end": 12167.9, "text": " back so what are you playing next was what are you playing next just like that"}, {"start": 12167.9, "end": 12173.86, "text": " he will get the victory I don't know where to go next"}, {"start": 12179.14, "end": 12183.460000000001, "text": " I don't think I have Mario tennis installed"}, {"start": 12188.42, "end": 12190.42, "text": " Ready fight ready"}, {"start": 12192.74, "end": 12194.74, "text": " Just got around let's go"}, {"start": 12218.42, "end": 12228.76, "text": " Oh nice job to walk that much buddy it's done"}, {"start": 12248.42, "end": 12252.42, "text": " Oh, that beat down team is the best I've ever had before."}, {"start": 12258.92, "end": 12261.42, "text": " Is the SA looks to improve position here?"}, {"start": 12261.42, "end": 12262.92, "text": " Fuck off me, man."}, {"start": 12262.92, "end": 12265.92, "text": " Oh, nicely done there as he escapes back to his feet."}, {"start": 12266.92, "end": 12272.42, "text": " Well, he's landed a few big upper cuts already. I will get you a thousand dollars, he says."}, {"start": 12278.42, "end": 12280.42, "text": " All the fight, Brad."}, {"start": 12280.42, "end": 12281.42, "text": " All the fight."}, {"start": 12282.42, "end": 12283.42, "text": " Brad."}, {"start": 12284.42, "end": 12285.42, "text": " All the fight."}, {"start": 12289.42, "end": 12290.42, "text": " Brad."}, {"start": 12306.42, "end": 12307.42, "text": " There it is, boys."}, {"start": 12308.42, "end": 12318.42, "text": " We're going next. We're going next."}, {"start": 12318.42, "end": 12328.42, "text": " We're going next."}, {"start": 12328.42, "end": 12339.34, "text": " I'm going to get one more while we buffer what we're doing next."}, {"start": 12339.34, "end": 12347.1, "text": " Street Fighter 6, um, I have to download like a hundred gigs, so that's probably not going"}, {"start": 12347.1, "end": 12348.1, "text": " to happen."}, {"start": 12348.1, "end": 12361.1, "text": " Oh guys, this is all bots."}, {"start": 12361.1, "end": 12364.16, "text": " EFT run at PMC"}, {"start": 12378.78, "end": 12386.04, "text": " Guys no one plays Pudgy bro. I what do you guys say man? It's literally 20 people filled with bots and five snipers"}, {"start": 12391.1, "end": 12398.1, "text": " Here we are, Scotiabank Arena, Toronto, Ontario, Canada, the two of them are in the back."}, {"start": 12398.1, "end": 12400.1, "text": " What the heck was that?"}, {"start": 12400.1, "end": 12403.1, "text": " One time I saw a man in the back."}, {"start": 12403.1, "end": 12409.1, "text": " I mean that was beautiful. Great job setting it up. Getting the punchman in the car, getting hurt."}, {"start": 12409.1, "end": 12412.1, "text": " You're holding very early in the fight."}, {"start": 12412.1, "end": 12415.1, "text": " Look at him! Good trouble over there."}, {"start": 12415.1, "end": 12418.1, "text": " They're certainly getting after it."}, {"start": 12418.1, "end": 12420.1, "text": " Right"}, {"start": 12432.18, "end": 12434.18, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12439.300000000001, "end": 12443.48, "text": " I mean I can't relate next level toughness to somehow"}, {"start": 12445.58, "end": 12447.58, "text": " I mean"}, {"start": 12448.1, "end": 12454.9, "text": " Oh, but because of his awareness, he wasn't able to take the follow-up shot that was in the fight."}, {"start": 12462.9, "end": 12467.9, "text": " Well, both fighters realized a lot of success here early on, wow, judge."}, {"start": 12467.9, "end": 12472.4, "text": " Well, despite the fact that we knew that they were evenly matched,"}, {"start": 12472.4, "end": 12475.9, "text": " they're shown to this point how well prepared they both are."}, {"start": 12475.9, "end": 12477.9, "text": " Man, that was a death blow."}, {"start": 12477.9, "end": 12478.9, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12478.9, "end": 12480.9, "text": " I'm gonna land right there and step up low with a fight."}, {"start": 12480.9, "end": 12481.9, "text": " Hey, it was perfect."}, {"start": 12481.9, "end": 12483.9, "text": " It was absolutely perfect."}, {"start": 12483.9, "end": 12485.9, "text": " Great position."}, {"start": 12485.9, "end": 12486.9, "text": " Fuck this guy, man."}, {"start": 12486.9, "end": 12488.9, "text": " Get the fuck out of here!"}, {"start": 12490.9, "end": 12493.9, "text": " All of us have done that strike. Maybe open up a cut around the guy."}, {"start": 12493.9, "end": 12497.9, "text": " Yeah, it looks like that strike opened up a cut job, but he's nothing to worry about now."}, {"start": 12497.9, "end": 12499.9, "text": " He's gotta start to protect him."}, {"start": 12499.9, "end": 12506.9, "text": " And that's the danger in the engagement there."}, {"start": 12506.9, "end": 12512.9, "text": " He's hurt bad, he's hurt bad John, he's out of pressure,"}, {"start": 12512.9, "end": 12515.9, "text": " he's gotta go chase that miniskown now."}, {"start": 12515.9, "end": 12521.9, "text": " 90 seconds to go around one."}, {"start": 12521.9, "end": 12524.9, "text": " Another body stocking."}, {"start": 12554.9, "end": 12577.3, "text": " Yeah, he messed me up, dude."}, {"start": 12577.300000000001, "end": 12579.300000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12587.300000000001, "end": 12589.86, "text": " Do backwards lose all games"}, {"start": 12598.78, "end": 12600.78, "text": " Or is this six a liminator"}, {"start": 12607.300000000001, "end": 12617.12, "text": " Red sec."}, {"start": 12617.12, "end": 12620.28, "text": " One win red sec does not sound like a good time brush."}, {"start": 12620.28, "end": 12627.160000000002, "text": " Just everybody camping the roofs until the circle gets smaller."}, {"start": 12627.16, "end": 12638.88, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12638.880000000001, "end": 12640.880000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12657.76, "end": 12659.76, "text": " Got in here we're done"}, {"start": 12668.880000000001, "end": 12670.880000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12698.880000000001, "end": 12699.380000000001, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 12699.380000000001, "end": 12700.880000000001, "text": " Hehehe."}, {"start": 12705.880000000001, "end": 12707.880000000001, "text": " Look, they're hanging down in the pocket!"}, {"start": 12707.880000000001, "end": 12708.880000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12708.880000000001, "end": 12709.880000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12711.880000000001, "end": 12712.880000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 12712.880000000001, "end": 12713.880000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness!"}, {"start": 12713.880000000001, "end": 12716.880000000001, "text": " We're the huge knockout tonight!"}, {"start": 12717.880000000001, "end": 12718.880000000001, "text": " Dude, what?"}, {"start": 12718.880000000001, "end": 12720.880000000001, "text": " Dude, they're a wreck?"}, {"start": 12720.880000000001, "end": 12722.880000000001, "text": " What the hell is a knockout?"}, {"start": 12728.880000000001, "end": 12752.36, "text": " I need those two so I leave do I leave now do I leave now now we go inside the octagon"}, {"start": 12752.36, "end": 12754.36, "text": " Bruce Buffer for the official decision."}, {"start": 12773.800000000001, "end": 12775.800000000001, "text": " What are you gonna have those?"}, {"start": 12782.36, "end": 12789.36, "text": " What is the next promised land?"}, {"start": 12789.36, "end": 12795.36, "text": " AoE 4?"}, {"start": 12795.36, "end": 12800.36, "text": " Man, I don't even think I have age installed."}, {"start": 12800.36, "end": 12804.36, "text": " Yeah, I don't."}, {"start": 12804.36, "end": 12806.36, "text": " One extraction and a hunt."}, {"start": 12834.36, "end": 12841.36, "text": " What do we do here?"}, {"start": 12841.36, "end": 12858.6, "text": " Um, chess, we'd be here all day."}, {"start": 12858.6, "end": 12859.6, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 12859.6, "end": 12861.720000000001, "text": " I could log into chess, but it's going to be terrible."}, {"start": 12861.720000000001, "end": 12862.720000000001, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 12862.720000000001, "end": 12863.720000000001, "text": " I'm very bad."}, {"start": 12863.720000000001, "end": 12869.28, "text": " I just kind of press things and then see if I can do it and then realize oh fuck I moved in the wrong place and"}, {"start": 12870.320000000002, "end": 12872.560000000001, "text": " That guy can kill me there from that angle"}, {"start": 12876.68, "end": 12881.960000000001, "text": " I could there's got to be one guy in 300 brain dead rank that is horrible"}, {"start": 12893.720000000001, "end": 12913.720000000001, "text": " I don't know about mechachameleon, bro. Most of us are done with mechachameleon. It was hilarious, yes, but now we chillin', brother."}, {"start": 12913.720000000001, "end": 12923.720000000001, "text": " What cha?"}, {"start": 12923.720000000001, "end": 12924.720000000001, "text": " Battlefront?"}, {"start": 12924.720000000001, "end": 12925.720000000001, "text": " Random."}, {"start": 12925.720000000001, "end": 12926.720000000001, "text": " Liars Bar?"}, {"start": 12926.720000000001, "end": 12927.720000000001, "text": " Random."}, {"start": 12927.720000000001, "end": 12928.720000000001, "text": " Mario Kart?"}, {"start": 12928.720000000001, "end": 12933.720000000001, "text": " Already won that shit."}, {"start": 12933.720000000001, "end": 12960.720000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12960.720000000001, "end": 12974.420000000002, "text": " more chat you guys all got shit on in this game join up who's out there this"}, {"start": 12974.420000000002, "end": 12978.94, "text": " is gonna be the fastest five-minute win"}, {"start": 12978.94, "end": 12987.560000000001, "text": " I was just to add into the list."}, {"start": 12987.560000000001, "end": 12990.86, "text": " Tetris 99 win is too difficult."}, {"start": 12990.86, "end": 12992.36, "text": " God damn it."}, {"start": 12992.36, "end": 12996.300000000001, "text": " That is going to be very difficult."}, {"start": 12996.300000000001, "end": 13002.060000000001, "text": " God damn it."}, {"start": 13002.06, "end": 13013.9, "text": " I remember when I asked the dev if I could buy this game and he was like this is my baby."}, {"start": 13013.9, "end": 13015.74, "text": " It's like dude no one plays the game bro."}, {"start": 13015.74, "end": 13018.619999999999, "text": " I'm the only one who's giving it any."}, {"start": 13018.619999999999, "end": 13019.619999999999, "text": " No one."}, {"start": 13019.619999999999, "end": 13020.619999999999, "text": " It's like abandonware."}, {"start": 13020.62, "end": 13030.62, "text": " I'll give you all five, I'll buy from you."}, {"start": 13030.62, "end": 13035.62, "text": " Get a dev team on it."}, {"start": 13035.62, "end": 13040.62, "text": " This could be a good game."}, {"start": 13040.62, "end": 13056.62, "text": " No one's out there."}, {"start": 13056.62, "end": 13066.62, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 13066.62, "end": 13069.62, "text": " Buddy, I can already tell, you don't know what you're doing."}, {"start": 13088.12, "end": 13089.62, "text": " Wait, can you hear me?"}, {"start": 13091.62, "end": 13092.62, "text": " Can you hear me, bud?"}, {"start": 13096.62, "end": 13117.62, "text": " Haha, I get it!"}, {"start": 13117.62, "end": 13119.740000000002, "text": " Why'd you do that?"}, {"start": 13119.74, "end": 13129.74, "text": " No way you're still alive."}, {"start": 13129.74, "end": 13141.98, "text": " What, are you even practicing?"}, {"start": 13141.98, "end": 13143.98, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 13143.98, "end": 13145.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13145.98, "end": 13149.699999999999, "text": " You're not gonna push me into this, PBE."}, {"start": 13149.7, "end": 13150.7, "text": " It's not happening."}, {"start": 13150.7, "end": 13153.7, "text": " You can have that, though."}, {"start": 13153.7, "end": 13156.7, "text": " I'm gonna get another weapon."}, {"start": 13156.7, "end": 13161.7, "text": " Dude, you're not gonna PvE me."}, {"start": 13161.7, "end": 13166.7, "text": " If anything, you're gonna do it to yourself."}, {"start": 13179.7, "end": 13209.62, "text": " I had its 8 update, go check it out gang, true, true that"}, {"start": 13209.62, "end": 13223.140000000001, "text": " game was fire I would say people just hate they don't understand that game was"}, {"start": 13223.14, "end": 13226.74, "text": " That game is basically better than GTA 5, honestly."}, {"start": 13228.039999999999, "end": 13229.24, "text": " Gamers just don't get it."}, {"start": 13233.64, "end": 13235.14, "text": " BAM! BAMMIT!"}, {"start": 13246.34, "end": 13247.84, "text": " GAH! BAMMIT!"}, {"start": 13253.14, "end": 13260.14, "text": " got it."}, {"start": 13260.14, "end": 13268.14, "text": " Damn it."}, {"start": 13268.14, "end": 13279.14, "text": " Hey, get that back."}, {"start": 13279.14, "end": 13286.14, "text": " You seem worried that it killed by just a shield only."}, {"start": 13286.14, "end": 13289.14, "text": " You seem lanyard."}, {"start": 13289.14, "end": 13291.14, "text": " Consider it an honor."}, {"start": 13291.14, "end": 13302.14, "text": " Consider it an honor to die by the shield of it."}, {"start": 13302.14, "end": 13306.14, "text": " Consider it an honor, my friend."}, {"start": 13306.14, "end": 13308.14, "text": " To die by the shield"}, {"start": 13310.74, "end": 13314.58, "text": " And serve this to me"}, {"start": 13318.82, "end": 13321.3, "text": " Don't do it, bro. If you swing your dad, bro. Oh"}, {"start": 13322.619999999999, "end": 13328.74, "text": " My god, I told you what did I tell you? What did I tell you man? I"}, {"start": 13330.099999999999, "end": 13332.099999999999, "text": " Said if you swing"}, {"start": 13332.099999999999, "end": 13334.099999999999, "text": " I'm gonna kill you"}, {"start": 13334.1, "end": 13339.1, "text": " I'm not gonna do that!"}, {"start": 13349.1, "end": 13353.1, "text": " Hey me bro, I wanna bleed. At this point make me bleed."}, {"start": 13353.1, "end": 13358.1, "text": " At this point make me bleed bro."}, {"start": 13364.1, "end": 13366.1, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13394.1, "end": 13401.1, "text": " I don't think you're gonna win this."}, {"start": 13424.1, "end": 13430.54, "text": " Oh, the variety gamer is difficult."}, {"start": 13430.54, "end": 13433.9, "text": " Oh, I could have just played Paul World for fucking six hours."}, {"start": 13433.9, "end": 13436.78, "text": " I have to actually think of what to play."}, {"start": 13436.78, "end": 13444.300000000001, "text": " Uh, where do we go now?"}, {"start": 13444.300000000001, "end": 13455.86, "text": " Ah, the Simpleton viewer just watched a stupid fucking Pokemon game."}, {"start": 13455.86, "end": 13457.86, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13485.86, "end": 13510.86, "text": " Good rolls bro, good rolls, good rolls, good rolls, good good, very nice bloody, oh"}, {"start": 13510.86, "end": 13511.86, "text": " Oh god, oh."}, {"start": 13514.86, "end": 13515.86, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 13516.86, "end": 13517.86, "text": " He was the one!"}, {"start": 13517.86, "end": 13519.86, "text": " He was gonna bring us freedom!"}, {"start": 13520.86, "end": 13522.86, "text": " He died while you're training."}, {"start": 13525.86, "end": 13526.86, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 13534.86, "end": 13535.86, "text": " Where'd we go, boys?"}, {"start": 13536.86, "end": 13537.86, "text": " Where'd we go?"}, {"start": 13540.86, "end": 13547.84, "text": " No, I'm not no you got to practice right you got to practice here. It's overdue. It's GG. I have good battles on good battle"}, {"start": 13548.960000000001, "end": 13551.68, "text": " It was a great battle. I enjoyed myself. I"}, {"start": 13552.92, "end": 13557.460000000001, "text": " Hope you did too. Put that down, bro. You can't handle that power. You can't I"}, {"start": 13559.94, "end": 13561.94, "text": " Told you I told you"}, {"start": 13563.460000000001, "end": 13567.18, "text": " This fucking guy you can't handle that power"}, {"start": 13570.86, "end": 13583.78, "text": " I'm gonna farm you guys all day in this game like it's actually it's I'm gonna farm you"}, {"start": 13583.78, "end": 13592.2, "text": " guys all day you know it's free to play it's literally free to play one-by-one just works"}, {"start": 13592.2, "end": 13594.2, "text": " This world wide is..."}, {"start": 13594.2, "end": 13596.2, "text": " I... I... I..."}, {"start": 13600.2, "end": 13602.2, "text": " You gotta get a farm guys."}, {"start": 13611.2, "end": 13613.2, "text": " UGH!"}, {"start": 13617.2, "end": 13619.2, "text": " Is there no challenge?"}, {"start": 13619.2, "end": 13621.2, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13628.880000000001, "end": 13632.720000000001, "text": " Like oh actually motherfucker, huh? Do you like the lion's\u4f60\u4eec?"}, {"start": 13633.84, "end": 13637.04, "text": " You liked that, huh? We thought that at you. Let me throw that at you"}, {"start": 13638.400000000001, "end": 13642.980000000001, "text": " For the fucking hour no more shit at me no more shit at me. No more shit at me"}, {"start": 13649.2, "end": 13659.2, "text": " Okay, okay, it's not a list full of bots buddy North America fudges full of bots relax"}, {"start": 13662.2, "end": 13664.2, "text": " Oh really"}, {"start": 13671.2, "end": 13673.2, "text": " But you can't win the throw match"}, {"start": 13679.2, "end": 13692.400000000001, "text": " The last guy to beat me is still needs a steam machine."}, {"start": 13692.400000000001, "end": 13698.400000000001, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 13698.400000000001, "end": 13701.400000000001, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 13701.400000000001, "end": 13705.400000000001, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 13705.4, "end": 13710.8, "text": " I have not full clear 33 immortals"}, {"start": 13712.64, "end": 13720.84, "text": " We're trying Elden ring night rain. Good joke man. Good joke. I don't know we had comedians in the chat today"}, {"start": 13725.56, "end": 13733.119999999999, "text": " Are you done bro, are you done my turn my turn my turn bro"}, {"start": 13735.4, "end": 13740.4, "text": " I tried, I tried. Are you done? Are you done?"}, {"start": 13742.4, "end": 13747.4, "text": " Alright, I'll catch it midair. Hit me again. Hit me again."}, {"start": 13757.4, "end": 13764.4, "text": " The boss in the last area of 33 immortals is sick. Is it like the 10 man raid or something?"}, {"start": 13765.4, "end": 13772.4, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 13772.4, "end": 13779.4, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 13779.4, "end": 13786.4, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 13786.4, "end": 13794.4, "text": " Hold on, hold on."}, {"start": 13794.4, "end": 13801.4, "text": " Oh, that was hilarious, bro. That was hilarious. Hilarious gameplay."}, {"start": 13818.4, "end": 13819.4, "text": " What the heck?"}, {"start": 13819.4, "end": 13819.9, "text": " HECK!"}, {"start": 13849.4, "end": 13853.4, "text": " What shit game is this?"}, {"start": 13853.4, "end": 13857.4, "text": " I promise you, this is better than any shit game you're playing, bro."}, {"start": 13857.4, "end": 13859.4, "text": " This game is called Art."}, {"start": 13859.4, "end": 13868.4, "text": " Alright. Why don't you go collect some fucking dumb shit in a single player game, where they arbitrarily made 150 shit to collect."}, {"start": 13868.4, "end": 13871.4, "text": " Alright, you got 50 more to go, bro."}, {"start": 13871.4, "end": 13874.4, "text": " Calculated to waste your time."}, {"start": 13874.4, "end": 13876.4, "text": " Go do it."}, {"start": 13879.4, "end": 13904.24, "text": " I commend I commend this isn't you know this is you're doing well man I gotta say I'm impressed"}, {"start": 13904.24, "end": 13908.24, "text": " You've done well, soldier. You've done well."}, {"start": 13912.24, "end": 13914.24, "text": " I'm impressed with thee."}, {"start": 13928.24, "end": 13930.24, "text": " Damn! Is he born?"}, {"start": 13930.24, "end": 13932.24, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 13934.24, "end": 13941.24, "text": " Okay, okay, I'm chillin', what the hell?"}, {"start": 13941.24, "end": 13950.24, "text": " Hey, oh, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 13950.24, "end": 13953.24, "text": " Farmed."}, {"start": 13953.24, "end": 13960.24, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 13960.24, "end": 13988.039999999999, "text": " Finally a gamer I'm proud of you man I'm proud of you dude buy him a lambo yeah fuck no"}, {"start": 13988.04, "end": 13990.04, "text": " Now you have to start from the beginning."}, {"start": 13990.04, "end": 13992.04, "text": " Negative."}, {"start": 13992.04, "end": 13994.04, "text": " Negative."}, {"start": 13994.04, "end": 13998.04, "text": " Try the finals new season."}, {"start": 14008.04, "end": 14010.04, "text": " Hilarious."}, {"start": 14018.04, "end": 14020.04, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14031.460000000001, "end": 14033.460000000001, "text": " What are we doing here boys"}, {"start": 14035.740000000002, "end": 14041.68, "text": " I already got the glad I got the glad I could farm you guys are it that was a flute by the way that he won"}, {"start": 14041.68, "end": 14043.68, "text": " That was the flu"}, {"start": 14044.44, "end": 14048.98, "text": " All right, that shit's a blue I could farm you guys all day on this"}, {"start": 14058.24, "end": 14060.24, "text": " One chess win"}, {"start": 14062.6, "end": 14067.68, "text": " Dude, that's tough man, there's no way there's no way"}, {"start": 14067.68, "end": 14072.24, "text": " All the fucking backseat chessers are gonna come out."}, {"start": 14072.24, "end": 14074.08, "text": " I don't wanna stream my absolute..."}, {"start": 14074.08, "end": 14079.12, "text": " I already stream shit gameplay, but it's like exceptionally shit on chess."}, {"start": 14079.12, "end": 14081.12, "text": " I lack experience though, okay?"}, {"start": 14097.68, "end": 14107.68, "text": " What's better, LeeChess or chess.com?"}, {"start": 14107.68, "end": 14110.68, "text": " I'll do five attempts."}, {"start": 14110.68, "end": 14114.68, "text": " Actually, I don't know if I want to."}, {"start": 14114.68, "end": 14115.68, "text": " I don't know if I want to."}, {"start": 14115.68, "end": 14117.68, "text": " I'm horrible at it."}, {"start": 14117.68, "end": 14119.68, "text": " I'm bad, bro."}, {"start": 14119.68, "end": 14120.68, "text": " I'm bad."}, {"start": 14120.68, "end": 14122.68, "text": " I don't know the nuance."}, {"start": 14122.68, "end": 14124.68, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 14124.68, "end": 14134.68, "text": " I don't know. I don't know. It's not good. It's not good. Which one can you just go right into and play?"}, {"start": 14136.68, "end": 14148.68, "text": " They will cheat also? Maybe, but then what they have to be? Don't they have to be in the same ELO or whatever?"}, {"start": 14154.68, "end": 14159.76, "text": " Okay, how do you do this?"}, {"start": 14159.76, "end": 14165.04, "text": " What's the best straight up game mode that just works?"}, {"start": 14165.04, "end": 14166.12, "text": " Is there a queue?"}, {"start": 14166.12, "end": 14167.880000000001, "text": " Create a lobby?"}, {"start": 14167.880000000001, "end": 14169.56, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14169.56, "end": 14177.800000000001, "text": " Is it 10 plus zero rapid?"}, {"start": 14177.800000000001, "end": 14179.960000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14179.960000000001, "end": 14192.900000000001, "text": " Okay, this is gonna be so bad. Why am I doing this? Why am I doing this? Am I even in the"}, {"start": 14192.9, "end": 14203.699999999999, "text": " game. All right, one win, one win, one win. Here we go."}, {"start": 14213.06, "end": 14216.34, "text": " Okay, wait, what, what, what rank is this? Do I know if he's"}, {"start": 14216.34, "end": 14220.699999999999, "text": " brain dead? This has to be brain dead versus brain dead. It"}, {"start": 14220.7, "end": 14222.34, "text": " It has to be."}, {"start": 14222.34, "end": 14223.7, "text": " It doesn't work otherwise."}, {"start": 14229.460000000001, "end": 14230.380000000001, "text": " Shit, man."}, {"start": 14234.5, "end": 14235.460000000001, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 14235.460000000001, "end": 14237.820000000002, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 14237.820000000002, "end": 14239.140000000001, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 14239.140000000001, "end": 14239.980000000001, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 14242.460000000001, "end": 14244.060000000001, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 14244.060000000001, "end": 14246.740000000002, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 14246.740000000002, "end": 14248.62, "text": " What is this opening called?"}, {"start": 14248.62, "end": 14251.660000000002, "text": " It's called Freji."}, {"start": 14254.78, "end": 14256.5, "text": " Let's see what we have here."}, {"start": 14256.5, "end": 14257.26, "text": " Who's in site?"}, {"start": 14265.26, "end": 14267.7, "text": " OK, OK, hold on, hold on, hold on."}, {"start": 14272.94, "end": 14274.380000000001, "text": " I'm going to force in to move here."}, {"start": 14278.62, "end": 14289.92, "text": " is it worth trading a knight for a bishop I don't know if this is worth I don't"}, {"start": 14289.92, "end": 14295.52, "text": " know if this is worth it the Queen's just gonna kill him I don't know if this"}, {"start": 14295.52, "end": 14299.720000000001, "text": " is worth it yellow I don't know what the fuck I'm doing I'm just gonna go piece"}, {"start": 14299.720000000001, "end": 14319.080000000002, "text": " for peace. Peace for peace when I see an opportunity. Yes, peace for peace. Let's see, let's see."}, {"start": 14319.080000000002, "end": 14327.28, "text": " One win. Why isn't Bloons on the list? I don't know, man. Can I make this shit bigger? Oh,"}, {"start": 14327.28, "end": 14329.640000000001, "text": " Oh my god, that did not work. What did he do?"}, {"start": 14331.640000000001, "end": 14332.640000000001, "text": " F6?"}, {"start": 14336.52, "end": 14338.92, "text": " Alright, let me... I'm gonna bring my other guy out."}, {"start": 14340.560000000001, "end": 14342.12, "text": " I'm surprised he hasn't killed him yet."}, {"start": 14342.44, "end": 14344.880000000001, "text": " That's a free... This guy must not be good, which is good."}, {"start": 14344.960000000001, "end": 14346.08, "text": " This is good practice."}, {"start": 14348.960000000001, "end": 14349.560000000001, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 14355.2, "end": 14356.0, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 14356.0, "end": 14361.52, "text": " Oh, whoops. Oh, shit, the king, bro."}, {"start": 14367.6, "end": 14372.48, "text": " Whatever. It is what it is. It was a trade. We're even."}, {"start": 14375.92, "end": 14379.6, "text": " I knew, I saw the mistake. It was too late. I couldn't do anything. I had to move the king,"}, {"start": 14379.6, "end": 14384.16, "text": " right? Unless I had a rook, I could, or a pawn I could have moved, I don't know."}, {"start": 14386.0, "end": 14408.4, "text": " I don't know what I'm going to do with the Rook, I'll see."}, {"start": 14408.4, "end": 14416.1, "text": " Like your move your opponent left the game buddy. Oh he's back. He's back"}, {"start": 14416.74, "end": 14421.14, "text": " He switched from his iPad to his gaming PC. He realized we got a game boys"}, {"start": 14422.18, "end": 14424.18, "text": " He realized"}, {"start": 14427.5, "end": 14430.98, "text": " All the fuck out of this guy's fucking sauce shit, man"}, {"start": 14430.98, "end": 14432.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14447.06, "end": 14449.859999999999, "text": " Chill sacrificial lamb. Oh god. Oh"}, {"start": 14453.82, "end": 14455.82, "text": " He can kill me there"}, {"start": 14455.82, "end": 14466.08, "text": " move right here no it's fine it's fine I'm moving the queen out dude he I'm"}, {"start": 14466.08, "end": 14473.18, "text": " gonna just leave that there that's fine I'm gonna do I bait out the queen wait"}, {"start": 14473.18, "end": 14477.14, "text": " how am I gonna do this do I bait out the queen here seems like a stupid idea"}, {"start": 14477.14, "end": 14480.619999999999, "text": " Let's see if it happens really"}, {"start": 14485.3, "end": 14487.3, "text": " Really"}, {"start": 14498.619999999999, "end": 14500.619999999999, "text": " Oh my god, I did I"}, {"start": 14504.699999999999, "end": 14506.699999999999, "text": " Won"}, {"start": 14507.14, "end": 14509.14, "text": " One I"}, {"start": 14510.74, "end": 14512.74, "text": " Won"}, {"start": 14513.859999999999, "end": 14517.0, "text": " Guys it says white is victorious I"}, {"start": 14518.26, "end": 14522.939999999999, "text": " Don't know how to tell you bro. I don't make the rules. I don't make the rules here"}, {"start": 14526.5, "end": 14532.98, "text": " We got path printed print it out I got a brother printer print it out it says a white is victorious"}, {"start": 14532.98, "end": 14534.98, "text": " I am playing white"}, {"start": 14537.14, "end": 14541.539999999999, "text": " It was what would have happened here you killed him"}, {"start": 14542.699999999999, "end": 14543.98, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 14543.98, "end": 14545.98, "text": " You put in all right that one doesn't count"}, {"start": 14546.74, "end": 14548.98, "text": " It counts what doesn't count?"}, {"start": 14550.5, "end": 14552.5, "text": " All right last one"}, {"start": 14554.46, "end": 14558.939999999999, "text": " Bro, I don't want the chess people in here, please don't watch go watch your fucking pro matches"}, {"start": 14558.939999999999, "end": 14562.46, "text": " All right, this is literally brain dead special Olympics. Okay"}, {"start": 14562.460000000001, "end": 14567.580000000002, "text": " I'm just I'm told I'm a tourist right now. I know this is"}, {"start": 14568.26, "end": 14575.42, "text": " You guys have like notifications on your fucking game sections on Twitch when there's like a viewership increase relax"}, {"start": 14577.78, "end": 14583.28, "text": " We're leaving I'm already got one foot up the door relax. We don't need the commentary"}, {"start": 14583.28, "end": 14597.92, "text": " Winnable? Winnable? Okay, I don't know if that was worth it. Something tells me that wasn't worth it."}, {"start": 14597.92, "end": 14611.26, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 14611.26, "end": 14614.86, "text": " Take the bait bro."}, {"start": 14614.86, "end": 14622.98, "text": " One of you is dying."}, {"start": 14622.98, "end": 14626.62, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 14626.62, "end": 14633.62, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 14633.62, "end": 14643.62, "text": " Do it bro, do it, do it, do it."}, {"start": 14643.62, "end": 14648.62, "text": " Oh, we're going all in here you piece of shit."}, {"start": 14648.62, "end": 14650.62, "text": " Okay, buddy."}, {"start": 14650.62, "end": 14652.62, "text": " Okay, buddy."}, {"start": 14652.62, "end": 14654.62, "text": " I think this is the play here"}, {"start": 14657.060000000001, "end": 14659.060000000001, "text": " No"}, {"start": 14676.18, "end": 14679.94, "text": " He doesn't know what's fucked to do bro. He's literally asking AI right now"}, {"start": 14682.62, "end": 14689.62, "text": " He's taking a screenshot and asking Siri what to do."}, {"start": 14689.62, "end": 14693.62, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 14693.62, "end": 14694.62, "text": " Look at this shit."}, {"start": 14694.62, "end": 14702.62, "text": " He's going into his encyclopedia, chess 101, and scrolling to the page."}, {"start": 14702.62, "end": 14711.62, "text": " Ah, interesting."}, {"start": 14711.62, "end": 14713.62, "text": " I wonder if that was a miss play"}, {"start": 14721.6, "end": 14725.76, "text": " So if I do this it is sacrificing kind of but it's okay"}, {"start": 14727.160000000002, "end": 14730.58, "text": " He's gonna have to move his queen unless he decides to fight it"}, {"start": 14741.62, "end": 14759.44, "text": " How do I check I don't oh my god"}, {"start": 14759.44, "end": 14775.44, "text": " He's in the back line. He's in the back line."}, {"start": 14775.44, "end": 14783.44, "text": " Oh, shite."}, {"start": 14783.44, "end": 14785.44, "text": " is not normally"}, {"start": 14798.720000000001, "end": 14800.720000000001, "text": " oh shit"}, {"start": 14800.720000000001, "end": 14802.640000000001, "text": " i think it's over, man"}, {"start": 14806.08, "end": 14808.16, "text": " there it is, boys, another one"}, {"start": 14809.12, "end": 14809.92, "text": " another one"}, {"start": 14813.44, "end": 14820.44, "text": " He was using stockfish to be honest, what is that?"}, {"start": 14820.44, "end": 14835.44, "text": " I don't know man, do I do this again?"}, {"start": 14835.44, "end": 14840.44, "text": " I don't know how else I was supposed to play that."}, {"start": 14840.44, "end": 14841.52, "text": " He owned me."}, {"start": 14843.68, "end": 14845.68, "text": " I lost attempt and then I'm out."}, {"start": 14853.960000000001, "end": 14857.6, "text": " But I put up on a part of it and then put up on a part of it and then I did."}, {"start": 14860.16, "end": 14862.16, "text": " Get your other bishop out earlier."}, {"start": 14863.6, "end": 14864.6, "text": " You think so?"}, {"start": 14864.6, "end": 14887.2, "text": " I agree. Checkers is more of my speed. Okay, he aborted. Oh, nope, new match. Oh, this"}, {"start": 14887.2, "end": 14889.2, "text": " This guy's ready."}, {"start": 14889.2, "end": 14891.2, "text": " Oh, he's ready."}, {"start": 14891.2, "end": 14898.2, "text": " I'm not sure what to do with this."}, {"start": 14898.2, "end": 14905.2, "text": " I'm not sure what to do with this."}, {"start": 14905.2, "end": 14912.2, "text": " I'm not sure what to do with this."}, {"start": 14912.2, "end": 14916.2, "text": " Hello, did he just fuck my shit up?"}, {"start": 14925.2, "end": 14929.2, "text": " Damn man, he just attacked and fell back and screwed me up."}, {"start": 14929.2, "end": 14930.2, "text": " It's all good."}, {"start": 14931.2, "end": 14933.2, "text": " Oh, it's not good."}, {"start": 14933.2, "end": 14935.2, "text": " Oh god, I fell from the trap."}, {"start": 14935.2, "end": 14937.2, "text": " Shhhh."}, {"start": 14942.2, "end": 14972.1, "text": " I think I lost already this piece is"}, {"start": 14972.1, "end": 14979.1, "text": " shit I see what you're trying to do here buddy"}, {"start": 15009.1, "end": 15011.42, "text": " Don't know I don't know I have no idea"}, {"start": 15019.82, "end": 15021.82, "text": " Let me see let me see"}, {"start": 15026.380000000001, "end": 15030.54, "text": " What's your plan here, bro, I could move the rook out"}, {"start": 15032.380000000001, "end": 15038.34, "text": " If I boom he's gonna hit and then I can counter so it's a trade the rook coming out"}, {"start": 15039.1, "end": 15041.1, "text": " Can pummel?"}, {"start": 15042.7, "end": 15044.7, "text": " I don't know here. I don't know."}, {"start": 15061.94, "end": 15067.06, "text": " Yeah, why the why does it take a five years at this moment here? It's like they're calculating their route."}, {"start": 15069.1, "end": 15084.26, "text": " it could be the same guy okay okay I don't get it"}, {"start": 15084.26, "end": 15097.26, "text": " no english what the fuck what the fuck are you doing what the fuck are you fucking dumbass"}, {"start": 15114.26, "end": 15139.42, "text": " I could clear the route for him"}, {"start": 15144.26, "end": 15171.26, "text": " wait what did I just do wait what didn't he just wait oh my god what the oh it's oh my"}, {"start": 15171.26, "end": 15173.26, "text": " YAAAAD!"}, {"start": 15174.86, "end": 15176.36, "text": " UGH!"}, {"start": 15176.36, "end": 15178.86, "text": " He locked me in with the Rook, man."}, {"start": 15180.9, "end": 15182.9, "text": " Classic. Baited."}, {"start": 15186.9, "end": 15192.34, "text": " There's no way, man. Even the Anonymous aren't probably played their shit when they were younger."}, {"start": 15201.26, "end": 15223.1, "text": " He's just going to instantly pop the queen out and kill."}, {"start": 15223.1, "end": 15246.220000000001, "text": " Interesting, um, there it is, there it is."}, {"start": 15246.220000000001, "end": 15273.980000000001, "text": " Oh, he's getting, no, it's okay, it's okay."}, {"start": 15273.98, "end": 15275.279999999999, "text": " I don't know if I'm doing this right."}, {"start": 15275.279999999999, "end": 15278.24, "text": " I think maybe right here."}, {"start": 15286.939999999999, "end": 15287.779999999999, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 15289.18, "end": 15290.939999999999, "text": " Boom, king."}, {"start": 15303.98, "end": 15318.98, "text": " I'm not sure what to do here."}, {"start": 15318.98, "end": 15344.699999999999, "text": " I don't know I don't know I don't know wait what did he"}, {"start": 15348.98, "end": 15365.46, "text": " It's not showing who kills who here what the hell is going on?"}, {"start": 15365.460000000001, "end": 15372.460000000001, "text": " Oh, wait, it was."}, {"start": 15372.460000000001, "end": 15381.460000000001, "text": " Oh, whoops."}, {"start": 15381.460000000001, "end": 15391.460000000001, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 15421.460000000001, "end": 15451.04, "text": " I don't know if this is worth killing the queen and then dying."}, {"start": 15451.04, "end": 15453.04, "text": " I don't know what to do. It's GG."}, {"start": 15459.160000000002, "end": 15461.880000000001, "text": " Oh my god, I didn't... I cued that by accident."}, {"start": 15462.320000000002, "end": 15463.2, "text": " Come on, dude."}, {"start": 15466.320000000002, "end": 15468.880000000001, "text": " Let's go, bro! King vs. King! Let's go!"}, {"start": 15468.880000000001, "end": 15497.500000000002, "text": " Kill him bro, I dare you, I dare you, oh you killed him, okay."}, {"start": 15497.5, "end": 15499.5, "text": " Is this still winnable with the three pieces?"}, {"start": 15499.5, "end": 15504.5, "text": " Can you do some crazy shit here?"}, {"start": 15504.5, "end": 15519.5, "text": " Wait, it's almost 3-0 Spain."}, {"start": 15519.5, "end": 15525.5, "text": " ."}, {"start": 15525.5, "end": 15527.5, "text": " Wait it's almost 3 oh Spain."}, {"start": 15527.5, "end": 15530.5, "text": " ."}, {"start": 15530.5, "end": 15533.5, "text": " Yeah is this a visceration."}, {"start": 15533.5, "end": 15536.5, "text": " Where's the flag bro? Where's the flag?"}, {"start": 15536.5, "end": 15537.5, "text": " I give up."}, {"start": 15537.5, "end": 15539.5, "text": " ."}, {"start": 15539.5, "end": 15540.5, "text": " You win dude."}, {"start": 15540.5, "end": 15545.5, "text": " ."}, {"start": 15545.5, "end": 15570.5, "text": " I'm about to go 5 minute chess."}, {"start": 15570.5, "end": 15598.9, "text": " Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, I have a set up here, right, right,"}, {"start": 15598.9, "end": 15599.74, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 15606.4, "end": 15610.279999999999, "text": " Shit, brother, shit, brother."}, {"start": 15611.46, "end": 15612.46, "text": " Come on, mate."}, {"start": 15614.06, "end": 15614.96, "text": " That will kill me."}, {"start": 15614.96, "end": 15616.56, "text": " This kind of falls back."}, {"start": 15616.56, "end": 15619.699999999999, "text": " This brings it back to maybe kill the horsey."}, {"start": 15628.9, "end": 15647.74, "text": " What does one do here?"}, {"start": 15647.74, "end": 15655.74, "text": " I feel like I'm in such a good position, but I just don't know where to go."}, {"start": 15655.74, "end": 15664.199999999999, "text": " his horse in just to sacrifice and get the pieces off the board it should give"}, {"start": 15664.199999999999, "end": 15671.119999999999, "text": " you an ult and chess I should be able to ult"}, {"start": 15671.12, "end": 15694.2, "text": " I don't know what it would do."}, {"start": 15694.2, "end": 15700.480000000001, "text": " I know I'll try to kill the horse next, but it's all good."}, {"start": 15700.48, "end": 15703.06, "text": " I have to make a choice and that's what the choice was."}, {"start": 15718.06, "end": 15720.16, "text": " I should probably get the Bishop out faster."}, {"start": 15723.16, "end": 15727.96, "text": " Oh my God, I didn't realize the pawn block."}, {"start": 15730.48, "end": 15759.48, "text": " and"}, {"start": 15759.48, "end": 15761.48, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 15789.48, "end": 15791.48, "text": " Shit"}, {"start": 15808.359999999999, "end": 15815.619999999999, "text": " Come on come on come on I'm regretting some things right now heavily"}, {"start": 15819.48, "end": 15841.48, "text": " lol"}, {"start": 15841.48, "end": 15843.48, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15855.72, "end": 15860.619999999999, "text": " Sacrifice him go for the bishop rough go for the bishop kill the bishop"}, {"start": 15860.62, "end": 15878.54, "text": " kill the bishop or the knight or do that damn it oh this sucks"}, {"start": 15890.62, "end": 15892.62, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 15892.62, "end": 15897.62, "text": " I set it up."}, {"start": 15897.62, "end": 15908.62, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 15908.62, "end": 15910.62, "text": " GG boys."}, {"start": 15910.62, "end": 15914.62, "text": " I can't win this."}, {"start": 15914.62, "end": 15935.94, "text": " GG boys I can't win on chess man I can't win on chess I can't do it I can't technically"}, {"start": 15935.94, "end": 15943.94, "text": " technically it was a win because that guy did leave, so we can do one in parenthesis."}, {"start": 15943.94, "end": 15969.7, "text": " All right, where are we going next year?"}, {"start": 15969.7, "end": 15983.36, "text": " What time is it 430?"}, {"start": 15983.36, "end": 15985.52, "text": " What time 430?"}, {"start": 15985.52, "end": 15986.960000000001, "text": " You link game from sub Sunday?"}, {"start": 15986.960000000001, "end": 15988.66, "text": " Oh yeah, that was a solid game."}, {"start": 15988.66, "end": 16008.0, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 16018.66, "end": 16028.66, "text": " One win mind sweeper or Tetris."}, {"start": 16028.66, "end": 16033.66, "text": " What are we doing here, fellas?"}, {"start": 16033.66, "end": 16040.66, "text": " Esports manager, five wins CS."}, {"start": 16070.66, "end": 16072.82, "text": " Even though Tetris, I would play though."}, {"start": 16072.82, "end": 16073.82, "text": " What Tetris would I play?"}, {"start": 16073.82, "end": 16101.02, "text": " Yeah, I'm not going to do that."}, {"start": 16101.02, "end": 16103.34, "text": " I'm not going to do that."}, {"start": 16103.34, "end": 16105.34, "text": " Let's do some..."}, {"start": 16105.34, "end": 16107.34, "text": " Mmmmmm..."}, {"start": 16112.34, "end": 16114.34, "text": " The sports manager was decent."}, {"start": 16114.34, "end": 16116.34, "text": " You"}, {"start": 16130.66, "end": 16133.94, "text": " DbD one win smash brothers hunt"}, {"start": 16139.72, "end": 16142.28, "text": " DbD win bro, really?"}, {"start": 16144.34, "end": 16168.1, "text": " I uninstalled it boys for some reason I uninstalled it."}, {"start": 16168.1, "end": 16170.82, "text": " 60 gigs boys that's 60 gigs"}, {"start": 16176.9, "end": 16184.82, "text": " No one's doing that there's a million games you can't pick one I can't be honest I actually cannot I'm trying"}, {"start": 16188.34, "end": 16190.34, "text": " Did it did it did it did it"}, {"start": 16190.34, "end": 16212.3, "text": " Bro fall guys. It's crazy. Oh, I got a P though. That's for sure. Um, where my plan"}, {"start": 16212.300000000001, "end": 16212.900000000001, "text": " boys."}, {"start": 16238.500000000002, "end": 16240.6, "text": " All guys has an extreme mode."}, {"start": 16240.6, "end": 16244.44, "text": " Dude, I'm going to let up and follow guys and it's going to be no one playing the game."}, {"start": 16244.44, "end": 16250.92, "text": " I refuse to take that suggestion case so works because he has a lot of stream snipers."}, {"start": 16250.92, "end": 16253.12, "text": " That is his comic con or twitch con dude."}, {"start": 16270.6, "end": 16286.6, "text": " Um, one win Rocket League."}, {"start": 16286.6, "end": 16288.6, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 16288.6, "end": 16295.6, "text": " I don't actually have Rocket League installed."}, {"start": 16295.6, "end": 16317.300000000001, "text": " There's only 463 people playing fall guys."}, {"start": 16317.300000000001, "end": 16318.300000000001, "text": " What do we do?"}, {"start": 16318.300000000001, "end": 16319.300000000001, "text": " What do we do?"}, {"start": 16319.300000000001, "end": 16328.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, I would play something if I knew you just let up some battlefield and mess around"}, {"start": 16328.380000000001, "end": 16329.380000000001, "text": " battlefield."}, {"start": 16329.380000000001, "end": 16334.7, "text": " Actually, I might just do that and just chill."}, {"start": 16334.7, "end": 16335.7, "text": " Just do some pubs."}, {"start": 16335.7, "end": 16340.220000000001, "text": " Yeah, actually, I think that's exactly what I'm going to do."}, {"start": 16340.220000000001, "end": 16342.220000000001, "text": " Yeah, one sec, hold up."}, {"start": 16460.22, "end": 16462.22, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16483.280000000002, "end": 16488.920000000002, "text": " Now I'm gonna do some conquest blow up some vehicles with the dirt bike"}, {"start": 16490.22, "end": 16494.620000000003, "text": " you can go from there pal and"}, {"start": 16499.22, "end": 16504.100000000002, "text": " you did I mean I played like three matches of chess"}, {"start": 16504.7, "end": 16508.5, "text": " you didn't miss much bro"}, {"start": 16511.22, "end": 16519.460000000003, "text": " brother you're gonna miss a shite how what's the max level of some people 237 is"}, {"start": 16519.46, "end": 16523.46, "text": " Is there actually a cap? This guy's 504. Oh my god."}, {"start": 16539.46, "end": 16543.46, "text": " Okay, I cannot find the full screen setting for the left of me right now."}, {"start": 16549.46, "end": 16552.82, "text": " You don't see my cam? It's on bro."}, {"start": 16552.82, "end": 16555.82, "text": " Did you guys see it?"}, {"start": 16555.82, "end": 16561.3, "text": " Yeah bro, restart your computer bro."}, {"start": 16561.3, "end": 16564.3, "text": " It'll turn on bro, it's a bug."}, {"start": 16564.3, "end": 16579.3, "text": " Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,"}, {"start": 16579.3, "end": 16580.3, "text": " ehehe"}, {"start": 16593.219999999998, "end": 16597.239999999998, "text": " da-da-na-na-ra-da-na-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da"}, {"start": 16602.219999999998, "end": 16604.18, "text": " when they hear my motorcycle"}, {"start": 16604.7, "end": 16607.2, "text": " I want every tank to fear"}, {"start": 16607.98, "end": 16608.62, "text": " that this"}, {"start": 16608.62, "end": 16618.62, "text": " When they hear it, they know they're going to blow up."}, {"start": 16618.62, "end": 16639.14, "text": " I missed."}, {"start": 16639.14, "end": 16640.14, "text": " I missed."}, {"start": 16640.14, "end": 16647.14, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16647.14, "end": 16653.14, "text": " the"}, {"start": 16653.14, "end": 16655.14, "text": " death"}, {"start": 16655.14, "end": 16658.14, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16688.14, "end": 16705.14, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16705.14, "end": 16715.14, "text": " all of the"}, {"start": 16745.14, "end": 16757.92, "text": " Yeah, I might just die and reset I got nothing to play"}, {"start": 16775.14, "end": 16788.899999999998, "text": " oh my god they all kept coming out of their vehicle one guy and then the other"}, {"start": 16788.899999999998, "end": 16798.38, "text": " guy what the heck was that I think I got to change my pistol this"}, {"start": 16798.38, "end": 16805.38, "text": " This crystal is not it."}, {"start": 16805.38, "end": 16813.38, "text": " Let's go up this way."}, {"start": 16813.38, "end": 16821.38, "text": " All the tanks are towards sea right now."}, {"start": 16821.38, "end": 16825.38, "text": " Is there a way to make a vehicle destruction build in this game?"}, {"start": 16825.38, "end": 16830.02, "text": " Where you have like RPGs and C4, I don't think so, right?"}, {"start": 16831.14, "end": 16836.420000000002, "text": " I'm good. Even as solo engineer, it takes way too much time to destroy a single tank."}, {"start": 16838.74, "end": 16841.38, "text": " The C4 is the most effective."}, {"start": 16855.38, "end": 16860.38, "text": " There's a tank very far away."}, {"start": 16860.38, "end": 16865.38, "text": " I believe."}, {"start": 16865.38, "end": 16870.38, "text": " Bitch!"}, {"start": 16870.38, "end": 16881.38, "text": " Like, if I could resupply, that'd be great, but nope."}, {"start": 16881.38, "end": 16883.38, "text": " I'm like, useless now."}, {"start": 16895.38, "end": 16896.38, "text": " That was bad."}, {"start": 16898.38, "end": 16900.38, "text": " Aw, it'd be so easy."}, {"start": 16905.38, "end": 16907.38, "text": " What is this again?"}, {"start": 16911.38, "end": 16938.22, "text": " I wonder if this game looks a lot better in 1440k."}, {"start": 16938.22, "end": 16948.38, "text": " I mean every game does just battlefield battlefields kind of weird"}, {"start": 16968.22, "end": 16970.22, "text": " Is it GG for France?"}, {"start": 16976.620000000003, "end": 16978.620000000003, "text": " Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 16979.260000000002, "end": 16981.420000000002, "text": " Two tourist predictions wrong?"}, {"start": 16984.02, "end": 16986.02, "text": " Norway and now France?"}, {"start": 16986.02, "end": 17011.02, "text": " I saw two enemy tanks here, now I've seen nothing."}, {"start": 17041.02, "end": 17059.3, "text": " Why does he have 18 bullets in his gun?"}, {"start": 17059.3, "end": 17067.86, "text": " Is SMG that's it?"}, {"start": 17067.86, "end": 17069.86, "text": " You're jerking, right?"}, {"start": 17074.86, "end": 17076.86, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 17091.86, "end": 17094.86, "text": " Oh my god, what the hell?"}, {"start": 17094.86, "end": 17097.86, "text": " Dude's still alive?"}, {"start": 17106.86, "end": 17109.86, "text": " Yeah, mine would have blown up."}, {"start": 17116.86, "end": 17119.86, "text": " Whatever I wanted to leave, I gotta go again."}, {"start": 17124.86, "end": 17130.3, "text": " The box to put these TVs on the monitor objective England versus Argentina tomorrow"}, {"start": 17133.58, "end": 17135.58, "text": " England's gonna lose"}, {"start": 17137.74, "end": 17139.74, "text": " Argentina's gonna win"}, {"start": 17147.100000000002, "end": 17153.260000000002, "text": " No, let me be wrong I was down down two for two on being a wrong"}, {"start": 17155.86, "end": 17157.86, "text": " I'm not going opposites"}, {"start": 17165.86, "end": 17168.86, "text": " This guy, bro, you think you can just front line camp our ship, bro?"}, {"start": 17173.86, "end": 17177.86, "text": " I told you, you hear the buzz, you know you're gonna die. That's how we do it."}, {"start": 17184.86, "end": 17214.78, "text": " What does that even mean, who killed me, what does that even mean?"}, {"start": 17214.78, "end": 17215.78, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17220.78, "end": 17221.78, "text": " Jackson!"}, {"start": 17225.78, "end": 17229.78, "text": " Yes, you've secured bottom safety. Let's try it back up."}, {"start": 17229.78, "end": 17253.699999999997, "text": " I need to go down actually they're all towards the left but there is an enemy tank on E I'm"}, {"start": 17253.7, "end": 17255.7, "text": " I'm going to take him out."}, {"start": 17262.100000000002, "end": 17263.3, "text": " NOOOOOO!"}, {"start": 17263.3, "end": 17265.3, "text": " I almost made it!"}, {"start": 17266.8, "end": 17269.8, "text": " This average gamer piece of shit, bro."}, {"start": 17274.100000000002, "end": 17278.100000000002, "text": " I'm failing. That road, I gotta go around that road. That road has too much heat on it."}, {"start": 17283.7, "end": 17285.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17313.7, "end": 17328.38, "text": " I gotta say, man, the bike that plopped off..."}, {"start": 17328.38, "end": 17342.02, "text": " They're actually really, really good."}, {"start": 17342.02, "end": 17349.02, "text": " And I like how there's so many on the map, so you let every human always be on one."}, {"start": 17349.02, "end": 17354.420000000002, "text": " Alright, we gotta turn these Ls into Ws."}, {"start": 17354.420000000002, "end": 17362.420000000002, "text": " I see one tank, but I gotta journey to get to him."}, {"start": 17362.420000000002, "end": 17371.86, "text": " I'm not a gaming depression, I just don't know what game to latch onto right now."}, {"start": 17371.86, "end": 17374.14, "text": " I'm a very bouncy gamer right now."}, {"start": 17385.9, "end": 17389.100000000002, "text": " Nothing exceptional. Everything feels potato at the moment."}, {"start": 17391.06, "end": 17395.260000000002, "text": " They're like, I want to really get into a game. There just isn't anything."}, {"start": 17398.260000000002, "end": 17401.06, "text": " New, new, like something new."}, {"start": 17401.86, "end": 17410.38, "text": " buddy how are these how are these people finding the one guy on a motorcycle"}, {"start": 17415.54, "end": 17419.420000000002, "text": " why it's on the wheel"}, {"start": 17421.74, "end": 17426.54, "text": " whoa I don't know you can do that"}, {"start": 17426.54, "end": 17431.54, "text": " Oh, there's a tank here. Not for long, though."}, {"start": 17450.54, "end": 17452.54, "text": " Cover that ass!"}, {"start": 17456.54, "end": 17480.54, "text": " I swear there was a guy shooting me."}, {"start": 17480.54, "end": 17509.54, "text": " That was him, all yours bro."}, {"start": 17509.54, "end": 17511.54, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 17513.74, "end": 17515.74, "text": " My god"}, {"start": 17517.620000000003, "end": 17524.06, "text": " There's a guy with a mortar literally right there dude. I don't know why I looked at it. I thought it was my teammate"}, {"start": 17535.38, "end": 17537.38, "text": " He lost"}, {"start": 17539.54, "end": 17555.54, "text": " one more, one more, one more"}, {"start": 17555.54, "end": 17572.54, "text": " That guy, that guy, that guy, here we go, here we go, here we go."}, {"start": 17585.54, "end": 17595.940000000002, "text": " what are you what is hooligan bob doing bro why are you aiming so low"}, {"start": 17600.22, "end": 17604.7, "text": " yeah man he was just camping up there"}, {"start": 17615.54, "end": 17627.74, "text": " another one another one that was the warm up"}, {"start": 17675.54, "end": 17686.02, "text": " Alright, here we go."}, {"start": 17686.02, "end": 17690.3, "text": " I'm assuming if you press Conquest, it's all Conquest matches."}, {"start": 17690.3, "end": 17700.66, "text": " Wait, but then I'm assuming there's no motorcycles in this one, right?"}, {"start": 17700.66, "end": 17702.66, "text": " Yikes."}, {"start": 17702.66, "end": 17711.5, "text": " Are there motorcycles on this one?"}, {"start": 17711.5, "end": 17714.78, "text": " And they still say Mbappe is a great player."}, {"start": 17714.78, "end": 17718.02, "text": " You guys are harsh, okay?"}, {"start": 17718.02, "end": 17719.96, "text": " Why did he get that reputation?"}, {"start": 17719.96, "end": 17721.22, "text": " Because he's usually good."}, {"start": 17721.22, "end": 17724.7, "text": " He's not going to pog off every year, dude."}, {"start": 17724.7, "end": 17726.26, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 17726.26, "end": 17732.22, "text": " What are we talking about here, dude?"}, {"start": 17732.22, "end": 17741.22, "text": " Yeah, he's still good."}, {"start": 17741.22, "end": 17745.100000000002, "text": " Damn, man."}, {"start": 17745.100000000002, "end": 17751.34, "text": " They need to make it so it only queues you into the large-scale conquest with all vehicles."}, {"start": 17751.34, "end": 17756.9, "text": " Is that not a queue unless I do a custom search and then it makes an unpopulated lobby?"}, {"start": 17756.9, "end": 17760.460000000003, "text": " Yeah, but custom search?"}, {"start": 17760.46, "end": 17771.14, "text": " throws you into like it always makes an unpopulated lobby"}, {"start": 17775.82, "end": 17780.46, "text": " whatever I guess I'll just like support this map"}, {"start": 17790.46, "end": 17797.46, "text": " I'm gonna push up here."}, {"start": 17797.46, "end": 17800.46, "text": " Everybody relax."}, {"start": 17800.46, "end": 17802.46, "text": " Hey! There's a monster!"}, {"start": 17813.46, "end": 17815.46, "text": " Hey, guy, let's just run in there with the book!"}, {"start": 17816.46, "end": 17817.46, "text": " Shut down!"}, {"start": 17820.46, "end": 17821.46, "text": " I'm out of here!"}, {"start": 17823.46, "end": 17824.46, "text": " Shut up!"}, {"start": 17825.46, "end": 17826.46, "text": " Drop the gun!"}, {"start": 17830.46, "end": 17847.46, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 17847.46, "end": 17872.7, "text": " How did he know, Chad, how did he know?"}, {"start": 17872.7, "end": 17888.14, "text": " to me how I knew you're crazy bro do it dude do it I'm holding I'm holding get"}, {"start": 17888.14, "end": 17891.260000000002, "text": " me up get me up"}, {"start": 17891.260000000002, "end": 17893.260000000002, "text": " Come on Shasty!"}, {"start": 17898.260000000002, "end": 17900.260000000002, "text": " My god, my god!"}, {"start": 17921.260000000002, "end": 17925.260000000002, "text": " They had really a noob tube?"}, {"start": 17944.260000000002, "end": 17945.260000000002, "text": " Suck on the blue!"}, {"start": 17946.260000000002, "end": 17947.260000000002, "text": " Suck on the blue-y!"}, {"start": 17951.260000000002, "end": 17953.660000000003, "text": " All right, we've secured an early advantage."}, {"start": 17953.660000000003, "end": 17954.660000000003, "text": " Stay with me!"}, {"start": 17959.660000000003, "end": 17960.660000000003, "text": " Let's move!"}, {"start": 17961.86, "end": 17962.86, "text": " Hang on!"}, {"start": 17975.460000000003, "end": 17977.86, "text": " Is this even considered a good gun anymore?"}, {"start": 17981.260000000002, "end": 17986.260000000002, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 17986.260000000002, "end": 17995.260000000002, "text": " Fuck, Medic!"}, {"start": 17995.260000000002, "end": 18008.260000000002, "text": " Medic with an LMG."}, {"start": 18008.260000000002, "end": 18013.300000000003, "text": " LMG, did I play this game with an LMG for a bit and it was insane because you never had to reload?"}, {"start": 18015.22, "end": 18017.22, "text": " Is there any way to know which one I used?"}, {"start": 18026.18, "end": 18028.18, "text": " DRS is the best"}, {"start": 18038.260000000002, "end": 18054.260000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18054.260000000002, "end": 18057.22, "text": " literally every kill I hear every single kill I tear up"}, {"start": 18057.22, "end": 18058.22, "text": " I'm fucking hit!"}, {"start": 18058.22, "end": 18061.660000000003, "text": " It's like every single kill, it's like dun dun dun dun dun dun"}, {"start": 18061.660000000003, "end": 18067.100000000002, "text": " Yo, Kokek, 162 months, man."}, {"start": 18067.100000000002, "end": 18069.7, "text": " God damn, yo, I hope you're doing good, Cok\u00e9."}, {"start": 18073.500000000004, "end": 18075.500000000004, "text": " I've been showing for a long time, man."}, {"start": 18090.500000000004, "end": 18092.000000000004, "text": " God damn!"}, {"start": 18092.0, "end": 18099.0, "text": " Shoot head? I would have said that."}, {"start": 18099.0, "end": 18106.0, "text": " Now watch the new season of Blood."}, {"start": 18122.0, "end": 18151.9, "text": " I am taking out everybody there's no backup"}, {"start": 18151.9, "end": 18154.66, "text": " up to kill one guy doing 360s?"}, {"start": 18162.54, "end": 18165.66, "text": " I think out of every FPS battlefield feels the most"}, {"start": 18165.66, "end": 18167.920000000002, "text": " like you have the most useless teammates."}, {"start": 18181.9, "end": 18210.16, "text": " I'm not going there anymore they have that"}, {"start": 18210.16, "end": 18225.16, "text": " I got him back here. I did not want to be here."}, {"start": 18225.16, "end": 18236.16, "text": " Yeah, I totally took your Keppa accident and I don't want this."}, {"start": 18236.16, "end": 18238.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18238.16, "end": 18267.68, "text": " Are you kidding me, bro?"}, {"start": 18267.68, "end": 18274.68, "text": " That gun doesn't shoot, it takes a second to start shooting."}, {"start": 18297.68, "end": 18322.68, "text": " I was ready. I think I was ready for it."}, {"start": 18322.68, "end": 18329.68, "text": " Somebody's got nades!"}, {"start": 18352.68, "end": 18377.96, "text": " Oh my god, I thought that was a smoke, like I had an incendiary."}, {"start": 18377.96, "end": 18379.96, "text": " Okay, okay!"}, {"start": 18398.28, "end": 18400.28, "text": " Okay, he's up there."}, {"start": 18404.2, "end": 18407.16, "text": " Yo, boys, somebody he's up there, dude. He's up there."}, {"start": 18407.96, "end": 18417.96, "text": " I think he's still there."}, {"start": 18417.96, "end": 18427.96, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 18427.96, "end": 18434.96, "text": " of"}, {"start": 18457.96, "end": 18467.96, "text": " I guess it's showing right there."}, {"start": 18467.96, "end": 18477.96, "text": " Oh, uh-oh."}, {"start": 18477.96, "end": 18493.559999999998, "text": " Come on bro, there's no one shooting up ahead?"}, {"start": 18493.559999999998, "end": 18495.559999999998, "text": " No teammates in the front?"}, {"start": 18495.559999999998, "end": 18497.559999999998, "text": " Oh wow."}, {"start": 18497.559999999998, "end": 18505.559999999998, "text": " They're back out."}, {"start": 18505.56, "end": 18534.56, "text": " I don't know how he didn't kill me, I thought I was wondering the same thing."}, {"start": 18534.56, "end": 18554.0, "text": " I refuse to be near that little area where it's just pure death as I head back there"}, {"start": 18554.0, "end": 18556.0, "text": " because there's no other path."}, {"start": 18556.0, "end": 18558.0, "text": " See is the trope."}, {"start": 18566.0, "end": 18567.0, "text": " Dude, why are you..."}, {"start": 18567.0, "end": 18569.0, "text": " What the hell is such a random incendiary, dude?"}, {"start": 18584.0, "end": 18584.96, "text": " Rene!"}, {"start": 18588.16, "end": 18590.56, "text": " Oh my god, they all died."}, {"start": 18590.56, "end": 18591.44, "text": " Oh, he's crazy."}, {"start": 18594.08, "end": 18594.56, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 18596.64, "end": 18598.24, "text": " That spot is so strong."}, {"start": 18602.72, "end": 18603.68, "text": " Wait, they capped it?"}, {"start": 18611.6, "end": 18613.44, "text": " Wow, now they're back capped in smoke."}, {"start": 18614.0, "end": 18621.0, "text": " Now we're fighting the other way."}, {"start": 18621.0, "end": 18630.0, "text": " And no one wants to flank you."}, {"start": 18630.0, "end": 18638.0, "text": " I'm going this way."}, {"start": 18639.0, "end": 18641.0, "text": " Going around town"}, {"start": 18663.7, "end": 18665.7, "text": " You're joking, Brazil!"}, {"start": 18668.0, "end": 18670.0, "text": " I need a fucking medic!"}, {"start": 18671.3, "end": 18673.3, "text": " That's crazy dude- That's craa-"}, {"start": 18673.3, "end": 18675.4, "text": " e-e-e-e-e-"}, {"start": 18677.72, "end": 18679.0, "text": " That's craa-"}, {"start": 18679.0, "end": 18682.6, "text": " e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ee-ee-ee-ee-e-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee."}, {"start": 18682.600000000002, "end": 18702.120000000003, "text": " No way dude, there's always some f**king hole."}, {"start": 18702.12, "end": 18712.12, "text": " Damn, he killed four people."}, {"start": 18712.12, "end": 18726.12, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 18726.12, "end": 18728.12, "text": " Fuck it, hey!"}, {"start": 18753.62, "end": 18755.62, "text": " Alright, we got the outskirts."}, {"start": 18756.12, "end": 18759.12, "text": " Our forces will go more objective than the enemy's."}, {"start": 18759.12, "end": 18761.12, "text": " Get down! I'm over here! Get in!"}, {"start": 18761.12, "end": 18764.12, "text": " We're still under attack. We need your help."}, {"start": 18764.12, "end": 18766.12, "text": " Come on! Come on!"}, {"start": 18766.12, "end": 18768.12, "text": " That's a shit."}, {"start": 18771.12, "end": 18774.12, "text": " We need to get back to the force of our objective."}, {"start": 18779.12, "end": 18781.12, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 18781.12, "end": 18789.039999999997, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 18789.039999999997, "end": 18797.52, "text": " Dude the whole server's in that gap."}, {"start": 18797.52, "end": 18801.32, "text": " One incendiary would have been so crazy there."}, {"start": 18801.32, "end": 18826.8, "text": " See what happens if I go this way and around."}, {"start": 18826.8, "end": 18827.8, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 18827.8, "end": 18834.8, "text": " not that way"}, {"start": 18838.48, "end": 18845.48, "text": " its hate just chilling there"}, {"start": 18857.8, "end": 18859.8, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18861.88, "end": 18863.88, "text": " Now wait a second"}, {"start": 18887.8, "end": 18905.84, "text": " Are you kidding me? There's a whole freaking squad in there still!"}, {"start": 18905.84, "end": 18907.84, "text": " does no one have a name"}, {"start": 18925.68, "end": 18927.68, "text": " Yeah, this map fucking sucks ass"}, {"start": 18927.8, "end": 18934.32, "text": " Maps that have like a funnel of all the characters are the worst. I know some people like that like the meat grinder maps"}, {"start": 18935.84, "end": 18948.84, "text": " This map is right in the middle. Yes, you can go to the other areas of the map, but it all comes down to that middle."}, {"start": 18948.84, "end": 18957.84, "text": " This is a BF3 map. I don't remember this in BF3."}, {"start": 18965.84, "end": 18967.84, "text": " This isn't Metro."}, {"start": 18979.84, "end": 18985.84, "text": " I'm walking. I'm walking. I'm walking."}, {"start": 18989.84, "end": 18992.84, "text": " Right, right."}, {"start": 18995.84, "end": 19002.84, "text": " to"}, {"start": 19002.84, "end": 19009.84, "text": " five"}, {"start": 19009.84, "end": 19012.84, "text": " five"}, {"start": 19012.84, "end": 19015.84, "text": " five"}, {"start": 19015.84, "end": 19021.84, "text": " five"}, {"start": 19021.84, "end": 19041.64, "text": " Oh my fucking god."}, {"start": 19041.64, "end": 19048.84, "text": " Next map, next map, next map."}, {"start": 19048.84, "end": 19050.84, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19078.84, "end": 19088.84, "text": " of"}, {"start": 19088.84, "end": 19093.84, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 19093.84, "end": 19098.84, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 19098.84, "end": 19103.84, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 19103.84, "end": 19107.84, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 19107.84, "end": 19117.84, "text": " Hey! Yeah, that was a really good position for a claymore. That was a very good one."}, {"start": 19127.52, "end": 19132.4, "text": " Buddy arrest me buddy! No one arrest me buddy! Buddy arrest me buddy!"}, {"start": 19133.36, "end": 19134.88, "text": " Do I wait? Oh, that's over."}, {"start": 19137.84, "end": 19144.84, "text": " What am I doing here?"}, {"start": 19144.84, "end": 19149.84, "text": " Who are we getting, Bob?"}, {"start": 19149.84, "end": 19153.84, "text": " I wasn't expecting you to be there."}, {"start": 19153.84, "end": 19160.84, "text": " Who are we getting, Bob?"}, {"start": 19160.84, "end": 19178.28, "text": " the wind give me give me some c4 and a motorbike this map horrible"}, {"start": 19178.28, "end": 19193.559999999998, "text": " Yeah, this new disease that makes us have an explosive diarrhea."}, {"start": 19193.559999999998, "end": 19205.12, "text": " Where does it rank?"}, {"start": 19205.12, "end": 19207.12, "text": " What was the other thing?"}, {"start": 19207.12, "end": 19215.12, "text": " I don't know the name of it. Was it there something else recently but it died out fast Ebola wasn't Ebola making a resurgence or something oh"}, {"start": 19221.48, "end": 19226.5, "text": " Yeah, the other one the Hanta virus yeah, I feel like the Hanta virus die out"}, {"start": 19227.719999999998, "end": 19231.219999999998, "text": " Are we talk are we I wonder if we're at the Hanta virus phase"}, {"start": 19231.22, "end": 19242.14, "text": " It's still around. I don't know if Hantavirus is still around. It's the same as this new one."}, {"start": 19261.22, "end": 19267.22, "text": " He thinks I'm pushing, but I'm not."}, {"start": 19267.22, "end": 19269.22, "text": " Shratts."}, {"start": 19269.22, "end": 19279.22, "text": " You'd think you'd do, but you don't."}, {"start": 19279.22, "end": 19305.22, "text": " It's over now. I want this to end so I can get in a motorbike. This map sucks ass."}, {"start": 19305.22, "end": 19310.22, "text": " Oh wait, that's very different compared to the other two we're talking about."}, {"start": 19328.22, "end": 19329.22, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 19329.22, "end": 19337.100000000002, "text": " Yeah, I don't know if it's at the same level as Hauntabire, it's hard to tell because the"}, {"start": 19337.100000000002, "end": 19340.420000000002, "text": " Hauntabire sounded like it was definitely gonna fuck shit up and then it didn't."}, {"start": 19340.420000000002, "end": 19342.420000000002, "text": " I don't know if uh..."}, {"start": 19359.420000000002, "end": 19361.420000000002, "text": " Our next mate buddy!"}, {"start": 19370.420000000002, "end": 19376.620000000003, "text": " sick below spore asses"}, {"start": 19376.620000000003, "end": 19383.260000000002, "text": " that's crazy bro, explosive diarrhea and then it can come back again"}, {"start": 19383.260000000002, "end": 19390.260000000002, "text": " god damn it"}, {"start": 19390.980000000003, "end": 19393.980000000003, "text": " I said washing your produce might not do anything"}, {"start": 19393.980000000003, "end": 19399.980000000003, "text": " good thing I only eat McDonald's"}, {"start": 19400.420000000002, "end": 19403.420000000002, "text": " Good thing I only eat them at the bottom."}, {"start": 19411.420000000002, "end": 19414.420000000002, "text": " Finally a reason to not eat veggies."}, {"start": 19417.420000000002, "end": 19419.420000000002, "text": " This map is worse."}, {"start": 19419.420000000002, "end": 19424.420000000002, "text": " They literally just make this game into a bunch of brain dead, just meat grinding maps."}, {"start": 19424.420000000002, "end": 19431.420000000002, "text": " on conquest? what even is this?"}, {"start": 19431.420000000002, "end": 19440.420000000002, "text": " alright I want my motorbike"}, {"start": 19440.420000000002, "end": 19444.420000000002, "text": " I'd rather just wait for a custom to fill up at this point"}, {"start": 19444.420000000002, "end": 19452.420000000002, "text": " boys we're going in the sky man, fuck this game"}, {"start": 19452.420000000002, "end": 19464.58, "text": " this game. Alright, it's time to play an actual video game. Alright, where the hell is actually"}, {"start": 19464.58, "end": 19475.940000000002, "text": " heli. Not the what the heli the actual helis. What the heli?"}, {"start": 19475.94, "end": 19493.82, "text": " Alright, we're going to do some beg RP into some flying RP."}, {"start": 19493.82, "end": 19504.6, "text": " Oh dear, there were big patches apparently."}, {"start": 19504.600000000002, "end": 19511.600000000002, "text": " It's been a while though. Oh, it's just updates anyways. Not long."}, {"start": 19534.600000000002, "end": 19560.600000000002, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 19560.600000000002, "end": 19563.08, "text": " Arma, Arma."}, {"start": 19563.08, "end": 19565.08, "text": " What are you downloading that's taken five years?"}, {"start": 19565.08, "end": 19567.08, "text": " What is this map doing?"}, {"start": 19567.08, "end": 19569.08, "text": " What is this game doing?"}, {"start": 19569.08, "end": 19571.08, "text": " Oh, there we go."}, {"start": 19571.08, "end": 19573.08, "text": " Yeah, I mean, is that update?"}, {"start": 19573.08, "end": 19577.08, "text": " Oh, okay, there's actually a lot of patches that dropped here."}, {"start": 19579.08, "end": 19581.08, "text": " That's almost done."}, {"start": 19589.08, "end": 19591.08, "text": " We got ten more patching."}, {"start": 19593.08, "end": 19600.08, "text": " Another one, these ones are fast, and then one big one."}, {"start": 19610.08, "end": 19613.08, "text": " The latest update removed helicopters."}, {"start": 19618.08, "end": 19620.08, "text": " Not like this."}, {"start": 19620.08, "end": 19647.58, "text": " Not like this."}, {"start": 19647.58, "end": 19648.58, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 19648.58, "end": 19650.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19669.7, "end": 19671.780000000002, "text": " Biggest patch hold up"}, {"start": 19678.58, "end": 19687.58, "text": " What are you eating for dinner?"}, {"start": 19687.58, "end": 19689.7, "text": " Salmon probably."}, {"start": 19689.7, "end": 19703.58, "text": " Salmon rice, avocado, gg, teriyaki salmon, democracy."}, {"start": 19703.58, "end": 19710.58, "text": " Democracy, what?"}, {"start": 19710.58, "end": 19713.58, "text": " Manifest?"}, {"start": 19713.58, "end": 19723.58, "text": " Alex DeCent."}, {"start": 19723.58, "end": 19727.58, "text": " Show me another time."}, {"start": 19727.58, "end": 19730.58, "text": " NATO boys!"}, {"start": 19730.58, "end": 19732.58, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 19732.58, "end": 19748.940000000002, "text": " How we doing? How we doing-y? It's been a while since I've been on the streets. Of course"}, {"start": 19748.940000000002, "end": 19755.06, "text": " it's night time. Fuck me. Whatever, it's pretty fat. Wait, there already- dude, it's literally"}, {"start": 19755.06, "end": 19765.08, "text": " about to wait it's about it's over it's actually over damn it am I actually"}, {"start": 19765.08, "end": 19771.06, "text": " I just load up on a rare NATO W and now"}, {"start": 19772.7, "end": 19780.260000000002, "text": " flashback to when we were being timered see if there's another server"}, {"start": 19785.06, "end": 19812.300000000003, "text": " Down."}, {"start": 19815.06, "end": 19820.06, "text": " Successful delivery run does count as a win."}, {"start": 19827.06, "end": 19831.06, "text": " Wait, I just can I add, I don't know if I just type into the same server. Whoops."}, {"start": 19831.06, "end": 19850.58, "text": " Okay, it definitely was."}, {"start": 19850.58, "end": 19868.780000000002, "text": " There's not always troops to fly."}, {"start": 19868.78, "end": 19870.78, "text": " happen to the server"}, {"start": 19890.92, "end": 19894.82, "text": " All right, I got one here we go here we go here we go"}, {"start": 19898.78, "end": 19905.78, "text": " I'm in, I'm in, I'm in."}, {"start": 19905.78, "end": 19916.78, "text": " I'm in, I'm in, I'm in."}, {"start": 19916.78, "end": 19926.78, "text": " We're in. I'm in. I'm in."}, {"start": 19926.78, "end": 19936.78, "text": " Kind of in."}, {"start": 19936.78, "end": 19945.78, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19945.78, "end": 19960.82, "text": " Let me see."}, {"start": 19960.82, "end": 19965.46, "text": " I'm hoping somebody on NATO leaves and then of course somebody on Russia leaves."}, {"start": 19965.46, "end": 19968.899999999998, "text": " Two people on Russia leave."}, {"start": 19968.9, "end": 19987.100000000002, "text": " 10 games in one stream or record I don't think so I could play I could play Russia I just"}, {"start": 19987.100000000002, "end": 19995.340000000004, "text": " Let's do the Russian little birds."}, {"start": 19995.340000000004, "end": 20005.100000000002, "text": " Looks like we're doing it."}, {"start": 20005.100000000002, "end": 20006.100000000002, "text": " And it's night time."}, {"start": 20006.100000000002, "end": 20007.100000000002, "text": " I love video games."}, {"start": 20007.100000000002, "end": 20009.340000000004, "text": " of video games."}, {"start": 20009.340000000004, "end": 20011.340000000004, "text": " You're not doing good, bitch."}, {"start": 20011.340000000004, "end": 20013.340000000004, "text": " That's how it keeps us coming."}, {"start": 20017.340000000004, "end": 20019.340000000004, "text": " Hey, y'all, brother, can you hear me, man?"}, {"start": 20019.340000000004, "end": 20020.840000000004, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20020.840000000004, "end": 20022.340000000004, "text": " Can you hear me, brother?"}, {"start": 20022.340000000004, "end": 20024.340000000004, "text": " Can you hear me, shut up?"}, {"start": 20024.340000000004, "end": 20026.340000000004, "text": " I can hear you, brother."}, {"start": 20026.340000000004, "end": 20027.340000000004, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 20027.340000000004, "end": 20028.340000000004, "text": " She's just going to let them cut us off."}, {"start": 20028.340000000004, "end": 20029.340000000004, "text": " Come on, wake up."}, {"start": 20029.340000000004, "end": 20031.340000000004, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 20031.340000000004, "end": 20032.340000000004, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 20032.340000000004, "end": 20033.340000000004, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 20033.340000000004, "end": 20034.340000000004, "text": " Let me ask him."}, {"start": 20034.340000000004, "end": 20035.340000000004, "text": " Hey, y'all, look at it."}, {"start": 20035.340000000004, "end": 20036.340000000004, "text": " Look at it."}, {"start": 20036.34, "end": 20040.34, "text": " No, bro. Front line just told me. Command said I need more right now. Supply is needed."}, {"start": 20042.94, "end": 20045.34, "text": " Are you able to, are you able to give me permission for that?"}, {"start": 20047.34, "end": 20049.34, "text": " Alright, I'm ready. He was fine, I'm going."}, {"start": 20054.34, "end": 20056.34, "text": " Let him go. Let him go."}, {"start": 20059.34, "end": 20061.34, "text": " They're all, they're all privates."}, {"start": 20066.34, "end": 20070.34, "text": " You seem to get, uh, connection from Varus to Figuari."}, {"start": 20071.84, "end": 20073.34, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 20074.34, "end": 20075.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 20076.34, "end": 20079.34, "text": " I said a connection from Varus to Figuari."}, {"start": 20080.34, "end": 20081.34, "text": " No means to waste."}, {"start": 20082.34, "end": 20085.34, "text": " I don't think it's a fresh match. He's already a lieutenant."}, {"start": 20087.34, "end": 20089.34, "text": " Swap up first, please. Come on, man."}, {"start": 20089.34, "end": 20097.88, "text": " No big RP boys that's what we do it here"}, {"start": 20097.88, "end": 20103.12, "text": " Big RP brother"}, {"start": 20103.12, "end": 20104.12, "text": " Shit"}, {"start": 20104.12, "end": 20114.32, "text": " Yo man how about I ride with you and then you know you hook me up with that one and"}, {"start": 20114.32, "end": 20115.32, "text": " you spawn another one"}, {"start": 20115.32, "end": 20116.32, "text": " Yeah sure"}, {"start": 20116.32, "end": 20117.32, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 20117.32, "end": 20118.32, "text": " Yeah sure."}, {"start": 20118.32, "end": 20119.32, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 20119.32, "end": 20120.32, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 20120.32, "end": 20125.32, "text": " As long as you live, just we're getting caught up everywhere."}, {"start": 20125.32, "end": 20126.32, "text": " Nah, I believe, I believe."}, {"start": 20126.32, "end": 20129.32, "text": " I can tell you're a good driver."}, {"start": 20129.32, "end": 20130.32, "text": " Pilot."}, {"start": 20130.32, "end": 20131.32, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 20131.32, "end": 20132.32, "text": " Can you rock?"}, {"start": 20132.32, "end": 20137.32, "text": " Yeah, there's fucking no way to go there."}, {"start": 20137.32, "end": 20143.32, "text": " Hmm, if you got a Morton or a..."}, {"start": 20143.32, "end": 20146.32, "text": " Take a what?"}, {"start": 20146.32, "end": 20148.32, "text": " You can get a bison"}, {"start": 20151.8, "end": 20153.8, "text": " West"}, {"start": 20155.56, "end": 20157.56, "text": " Postal Morton Morton"}, {"start": 20165.36, "end": 20167.36, "text": " Oh my god, we're in the air"}, {"start": 20172.72, "end": 20174.72, "text": " I'm listening man, all right, I'm listening"}, {"start": 20176.32, "end": 20193.68, "text": " What's wrong what's wrong oh my god what happened to the map"}, {"start": 20206.32, "end": 20208.68, "text": " I don't know what we're gonna do here, bro"}, {"start": 20213.52, "end": 20215.52, "text": " There's nowhere to"}, {"start": 20220.64, "end": 20222.64, "text": " How do we just lose all that"}, {"start": 20228.66, "end": 20233.52, "text": " Yeah, I'll just get back that was so weird. Yeah, you can try that I don't know"}, {"start": 20236.32, "end": 20238.32, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20248.64, "end": 20250.64, "text": " You lost the match in five minutes"}, {"start": 20250.64, "end": 20254.64, "text": " What are people trying to do in my place?"}, {"start": 20254.64, "end": 20256.64, "text": " Just to leave the other guys behind."}, {"start": 20256.64, "end": 20260.64, "text": " We still have to find something to follow this."}, {"start": 20260.64, "end": 20263.64, "text": " It's just a barbie idiot that's going somewhere else."}, {"start": 20263.64, "end": 20266.64, "text": " Yeah, usually Russia wins."}, {"start": 20266.64, "end": 20270.64, "text": " It's just to defend this guy."}, {"start": 20270.64, "end": 20272.64, "text": " I haven't been here in a while."}, {"start": 20272.64, "end": 20274.64, "text": " Is it different now?"}, {"start": 20274.64, "end": 20278.64, "text": " I don't think this depends on the day, I guess."}, {"start": 20278.64, "end": 20280.64, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 20280.64, "end": 20283.64, "text": " That's a good game."}, {"start": 20287.64, "end": 20289.64, "text": " I'll figure it out, Matt."}, {"start": 20289.64, "end": 20292.64, "text": " Buddy, I'm gonna be playing DayZ when Badlands comes out."}, {"start": 20292.64, "end": 20295.64, "text": " For the millionth time, I'm waiting."}, {"start": 20295.64, "end": 20299.64, "text": " I am craving to play DayZ, but I'm waiting for Badlands."}, {"start": 20301.64, "end": 20305.64, "text": " 20 half-high sandbag walls, right on the square."}, {"start": 20305.64, "end": 20307.64, "text": " Square"}, {"start": 20317.96, "end": 20319.96, "text": " What's costing supplies"}, {"start": 20325.2, "end": 20327.2, "text": " You just waste all the supplies"}, {"start": 20335.64, "end": 20337.64, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20350.8, "end": 20352.8, "text": " Not an enemy heli"}, {"start": 20365.64, "end": 20368.64, "text": " Nice nice."}, {"start": 20370.64, "end": 20372.64, "text": " Want to smoke up the plane?"}, {"start": 20395.64, "end": 20400.64, "text": " bro wait, go."}, {"start": 20401.64, "end": 20403.64, "text": " I'm sorry. I can't get to you."}, {"start": 20403.64, "end": 20406.64, "text": " he's pushing you."}, {"start": 20412.64, "end": 20414.64, "text": " bro"}, {"start": 20419.64, "end": 20421.64, "text": " dude"}, {"start": 20425.64, "end": 20427.64, "text": " I might wake up"}, {"start": 20435.32, "end": 20437.32, "text": " Oh my god, you live"}, {"start": 20444.36, "end": 20446.36, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 20455.64, "end": 20462.64, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 20462.64, "end": 20471.64, "text": " I think I've been engaged with a rifle."}, {"start": 20471.64, "end": 20475.64, "text": " You have an attack chopper, please go to the Earth now."}, {"start": 20475.64, "end": 20478.64, "text": " I think he's looking for me in the house."}, {"start": 20478.64, "end": 20484.64, "text": " How do you kill them?"}, {"start": 20484.64, "end": 20494.64, "text": " and"}, {"start": 20494.64, "end": 20499.64, "text": " and"}, {"start": 20499.64, "end": 20500.64, "text": " Shhh!"}, {"start": 20517.64, "end": 20518.64, "text": " Attention, attention!"}, {"start": 20518.64, "end": 20521.64, "text": " Massacre at the point of the barge!"}, {"start": 20529.64, "end": 20536.64, "text": " Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 20536.64, "end": 20547.64, "text": " He's in the top floor, he's in the top floor, he's in the top floor."}, {"start": 20547.64, "end": 20549.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20549.64, "end": 20557.64, "text": " from my leg bro"}, {"start": 20557.64, "end": 20567.64, "text": " me leg"}, {"start": 20567.64, "end": 20572.64, "text": " I need people to spawn on to us right now."}, {"start": 20574.64, "end": 20577.64, "text": " Oh, pick me. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop."}, {"start": 20588.64, "end": 20590.64, "text": " I heard him close the door."}, {"start": 20592.64, "end": 20594.64, "text": " He's upstairs."}, {"start": 20594.64, "end": 20602.16, "text": " Okay, never me I'm going in"}, {"start": 20615.16, "end": 20623.36, "text": " You know we know you're up there piece of shit we know my we know we know you're"}, {"start": 20623.36, "end": 20638.96, "text": " up there bro. We're gonna let you stay up there. Is that you? Yeah bro we know man."}, {"start": 20638.96, "end": 20648.24, "text": " There's only one way out buddy. All the boys. Hey guys, guys he's upstairs. Yep bring your"}, {"start": 20648.24, "end": 20651.24, "text": " There's a rat up there."}, {"start": 20651.24, "end": 20654.24, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right up there."}, {"start": 20654.24, "end": 20655.24, "text": " Yep, made right now."}, {"start": 20655.24, "end": 20657.24, "text": " All five of you guys made it."}, {"start": 20657.24, "end": 20659.24, "text": " Three, two, one."}, {"start": 20659.24, "end": 20660.24, "text": " Go, go, go, go, go, go."}, {"start": 20660.24, "end": 20663.24, "text": " He's going to die."}, {"start": 20669.24, "end": 20671.24, "text": " I'm going to fall for it."}, {"start": 20673.24, "end": 20675.24, "text": " Y'all, it's our base now, bruh."}, {"start": 20675.24, "end": 20677.24, "text": " It's our base."}, {"start": 20678.24, "end": 20684.56, "text": " You can talk your way out of this man just drop your guns, bro. You can just run into the forest unarmed"}, {"start": 20687.0, "end": 20689.0, "text": " Do it man do it"}, {"start": 20691.2, "end": 20694.440000000002, "text": " Yes, I mean you gotta die cornered here in the house"}, {"start": 20708.24, "end": 20710.300000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20738.24, "end": 20740.300000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20768.24, "end": 20770.300000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20798.24, "end": 20800.300000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20828.24, "end": 20830.300000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 20858.24, "end": 20887.54, "text": " I mean, let me start her up."}, {"start": 20887.54, "end": 20892.54, "text": " Come on, bitchy! Come on, bitchy!"}, {"start": 20892.54, "end": 20893.54, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 20898.54, "end": 20899.54, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 20899.54, "end": 20900.54, "text": " Something is wrong here."}, {"start": 20902.54, "end": 20903.54, "text": " Check it out?"}, {"start": 20904.54, "end": 20905.54, "text": " No, I got it."}, {"start": 20917.54, "end": 20944.54, "text": " I say we go to a heli pad and you get me a heli, cause your city is a..."}, {"start": 20944.54, "end": 20947.54, "text": " I'm gonna go back to base, I guess."}, {"start": 20947.54, "end": 20950.54, "text": " What? We don't have a forward heli?"}, {"start": 20950.54, "end": 20953.54, "text": " We don't want to spawn helis on board."}, {"start": 20953.54, "end": 20955.54, "text": " We're far off from them."}, {"start": 20955.54, "end": 20956.54, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 20957.54, "end": 20959.54, "text": " Unless you're ballzzy."}, {"start": 20959.54, "end": 20962.54, "text": " Maybe if we were all the way to Hankbubber."}, {"start": 20963.54, "end": 20968.54, "text": " He's like, you wanna leave already? What the fuck man? What the fuck man?"}, {"start": 20968.54, "end": 20971.54, "text": " You're just getting in the leach again."}, {"start": 20974.54, "end": 20982.9, "text": " Yeah, that was good though. We chasing that base."}, {"start": 20982.9, "end": 20985.5, "text": " Yeah. Look. I said that was a good place. I've never had that"}, {"start": 20985.5, "end": 20987.48, "text": " before, like."}, {"start": 20987.48, "end": 20991.440000000002, "text": " I actually did not. Almost. Yeah. You could just give a shot"}, {"start": 20991.44, "end": 21008.0, "text": " He's gonna break his heart."}, {"start": 21008.0, "end": 21009.0, "text": " Back to base."}, {"start": 21009.0, "end": 21010.0, "text": " You like the night?"}, {"start": 21010.0, "end": 21011.0, "text": " It's finished."}, {"start": 21011.0, "end": 21012.0, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 21012.0, "end": 21013.0, "text": " Yeah, for further daytime."}, {"start": 21013.0, "end": 21014.0, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 21014.0, "end": 21015.0, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 21015.0, "end": 21019.0, "text": " I prefer the daytime. Oh my god! Ow!"}, {"start": 21030.0, "end": 21031.0, "text": " I got the surplus of money."}, {"start": 21031.0, "end": 21032.0, "text": " I'm not so lucky."}, {"start": 21032.0, "end": 21033.0, "text": " I'm not so lucky."}, {"start": 21033.0, "end": 21034.0, "text": " I'm not so lucky."}, {"start": 21034.0, "end": 21035.0, "text": " I'm not so lucky."}, {"start": 21035.0, "end": 21037.0, "text": " I'm not so lucky."}, {"start": 21045.0, "end": 21047.0, "text": " good shit man, good shit"}, {"start": 21053.0, "end": 21055.0, "text": " I gotta say this one if you spawn a new one"}, {"start": 21061.0, "end": 21063.0, "text": " oh shit, never break"}, {"start": 21067.0, "end": 21069.0, "text": " I'm just gonna"}, {"start": 21069.0, "end": 21071.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21074.28, "end": 21076.28, "text": " Let me see if I still remember how to fly this"}, {"start": 21080.92, "end": 21082.92, "text": " Your wrench"}, {"start": 21085.88, "end": 21087.88, "text": " Are you gonna wrench wrap"}, {"start": 21094.44, "end": 21097.88, "text": " You got it. Oh man, good luck. Thank you, bro"}, {"start": 21099.0, "end": 21105.24, "text": " All right, I'm headed to Morton his own"}, {"start": 21121.84, "end": 21123.84, "text": " You just wanted someone to play with"}, {"start": 21123.84, "end": 21129.84, "text": " with. Yeah."}, {"start": 21139.84, "end": 21143.84, "text": " Alone, but alone."}, {"start": 21143.84, "end": 21145.84, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21152.8, "end": 21155.0, "text": " What am I listening to what am I listening to"}, {"start": 21162.36, "end": 21164.36, "text": " Here we go here we go"}, {"start": 21173.84, "end": 21175.84, "text": " I'll be sure to get you to this place, alright guys?"}, {"start": 21196.36, "end": 21199.86, "text": " Oh my goodness, that was so bad, we hit the ocean floor."}, {"start": 21203.84, "end": 21205.84, "text": " That's impressive."}, {"start": 21205.84, "end": 21212.84, "text": " He's sitting at so fast with that little bird we tried to chop out of the helicopter like the Navy Seals."}, {"start": 21212.84, "end": 21215.84, "text": " I did not know we would go to the bottom of the ocean."}, {"start": 21215.84, "end": 21216.84, "text": " Look."}, {"start": 21217.84, "end": 21218.84, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 21219.84, "end": 21222.84, "text": " Okay, let's try again. I haven't already got a hunt."}, {"start": 21222.84, "end": 21223.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21223.84, "end": 21226.84, "text": " This time maybe a little bit slower."}, {"start": 21226.84, "end": 21231.84, "text": " I think we would have survived, but that was very violent."}, {"start": 21233.84, "end": 21238.84, "text": " Now this is a different heli pilot."}, {"start": 21238.84, "end": 21245.84, "text": " Where the hell am I?"}, {"start": 21245.84, "end": 21251.84, "text": " I do not see myself. Am I the red Dorito?"}, {"start": 21251.84, "end": 21256.84, "text": " What the hell are you?"}, {"start": 21256.84, "end": 21261.84, "text": " I'm already out of fucking kill me, not alive in mine, it needs a quarry."}, {"start": 21262.84, "end": 21265.84, "text": " The little one is fucking dead."}, {"start": 21265.84, "end": 21267.84, "text": " Almost almost dead."}, {"start": 21269.84, "end": 21271.84, "text": " That was so fast."}, {"start": 21271.84, "end": 21273.84, "text": " Yeah, it was more anti-safe than land."}, {"start": 21273.84, "end": 21275.84, "text": " He's got an enemy in the corp."}, {"start": 21275.84, "end": 21278.84, "text": " But if he's in the enemy, we're closing in on one of them there."}, {"start": 21278.84, "end": 21281.84, "text": " But supplies are not plugged in, not a digestible bomb."}, {"start": 21281.84, "end": 21285.84, "text": " I was killed just at the finish, just the lighting."}, {"start": 21285.84, "end": 21293.84, "text": " I gotta make a fucking headshot, I gotta fucking shoot you in the ass."}, {"start": 21293.84, "end": 21295.84, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 21295.84, "end": 21298.84, "text": " Is this QVS?"}, {"start": 21298.84, "end": 21301.84, "text": " Byzon?"}, {"start": 21301.84, "end": 21306.84, "text": " Wait, sorry."}, {"start": 21306.84, "end": 21310.84, "text": " Alright, let's see boys, the one tap, here we go."}, {"start": 21310.84, "end": 21312.84, "text": " And..."}, {"start": 21320.48, "end": 21322.48, "text": " HAYO!"}, {"start": 21326.68, "end": 21328.84, "text": " Oh my god, my zon's hot."}, {"start": 21334.56, "end": 21336.56, "text": " I swear this sun just disappeared."}, {"start": 21340.84, "end": 21350.48, "text": " Damn, where do I drop these supplies off?"}, {"start": 21350.48, "end": 21356.48, "text": " Damn, look at the fog over there."}, {"start": 21356.48, "end": 21363.32, "text": " Yo, Arma literally popped off, man."}, {"start": 21363.32, "end": 21366.32, "text": " Goddamn."}, {"start": 21366.32, "end": 21388.32, "text": " the"}, {"start": 21388.32, "end": 21406.32, "text": " my shit. I'm gonna go over here and deliver. I'll plot! Yeah, I'll plot okay to deliver."}, {"start": 21406.32, "end": 21411.32, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 21411.32, "end": 21422.32, "text": " It's like a really far right there."}, {"start": 21436.32, "end": 21438.32, "text": " Buddy"}, {"start": 21445.52, "end": 21448.32, "text": " Enough please be close enough no nearby fall"}, {"start": 21448.32, "end": 21468.52, "text": " I have no supply stuff here, what is going on there's no supplied boxes"}, {"start": 21478.32, "end": 21499.239999999998, "text": " Yeah, that guy was right. There's nowhere to drop supplies off. Zerna. Zerna's at 2,000 right as well."}, {"start": 21499.24, "end": 21508.24, "text": " If this game gave you like a little mini-map, that'd be amazing."}, {"start": 21508.24, "end": 21525.24, "text": " This is the place me and that guy capped."}, {"start": 21525.24, "end": 21534.24, "text": " Probably where I should make a helipad, but I'm not gonna."}, {"start": 21534.24, "end": 21540.24, "text": " Hopefully this is close enough."}, {"start": 21540.24, "end": 21543.24, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 21543.24, "end": 21551.24, "text": " I got more."}, {"start": 21551.24, "end": 21556.24, "text": " Still got it boys, still got it."}, {"start": 21563.24, "end": 21564.24, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21567.24, "end": 21569.24, "text": " Look for you this time, man."}, {"start": 21572.24, "end": 21573.24, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21578.24, "end": 21579.24, "text": " Oh, checking."}, {"start": 21581.24, "end": 21583.24, "text": " Camera is no longer a problem."}, {"start": 21583.24, "end": 21585.24, "text": " I can see we've kept it."}, {"start": 21597.24, "end": 21598.24, "text": " Up here."}, {"start": 21605.24, "end": 21606.24, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 21611.24, "end": 21613.24, "text": " It's okay, it's okay!"}, {"start": 21631.24, "end": 21633.24, "text": " Hey, Dave! Hey, Dave!"}, {"start": 21641.24, "end": 21654.920000000002, "text": " Holy shit, who's that fireball up there?"}, {"start": 21654.920000000002, "end": 21662.760000000002, "text": " Someone was shooting in that area."}, {"start": 21662.760000000002, "end": 21669.640000000003, "text": " Oh no, I gotta go to Igla and repair on that other van."}, {"start": 21669.64, "end": 21671.64, "text": " And this seems like death."}, {"start": 21729.64, "end": 21749.64, "text": " I don't have a nade to kill myself."}, {"start": 21779.64, "end": 21780.64, "text": " Still blow up."}, {"start": 21782.98, "end": 21783.98, "text": " Still blow up."}, {"start": 21802.7, "end": 21803.7, "text": " Die!"}, {"start": 21807.14, "end": 21808.14, "text": " No nades."}, {"start": 21839.64, "end": 21841.64, "text": " Shit brother."}, {"start": 21847.64, "end": 21849.64, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 21850.64, "end": 21852.64, "text": " That's not good."}, {"start": 21856.64, "end": 21860.64, "text": " There's no one out here dude. Get a truck? I might have to."}, {"start": 21862.64, "end": 21864.64, "text": " I want to do what that guy's doing."}, {"start": 21864.64, "end": 21871.64, "text": " Some people don't have ranks, I don't get how that works."}, {"start": 21871.64, "end": 21877.46, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me ask him right now, I got a lot of people bro, you got a heli"}, {"start": 21877.46, "end": 21881.64, "text": " spawn mount, we got these supplies on the frontline, ASAP, pronto."}, {"start": 21881.64, "end": 21884.64, "text": " Your man just asked."}, {"start": 21884.64, "end": 21892.96, "text": " Nice, nice, if you got a little bird, yeah, yeah, we're coming right now, yeah, we're"}, {"start": 21892.96, "end": 21902.76, "text": " come right up over and out yeah good shit man good shit"}, {"start": 21908.64, "end": 21916.559999999998, "text": " wait he can't he doesn't know how brother bring me somewhere bring me"}, {"start": 21916.559999999998, "end": 21919.0, "text": " somewhere"}, {"start": 21922.96, "end": 21924.96, "text": " No, where are you?"}, {"start": 21924.96, "end": 21926.96, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 21926.96, "end": 21928.96, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 21928.96, "end": 21930.96, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 21938.96, "end": 21940.96, "text": " Samart?"}, {"start": 21942.96, "end": 21944.96, "text": " What's up, my guy?"}, {"start": 21946.96, "end": 21948.96, "text": " What's up, my guy?"}, {"start": 21948.96, "end": 21953.96, "text": " What's up, man?"}, {"start": 21958.96, "end": 21961.96, "text": " What's up, man? You get a helicopter?"}, {"start": 21962.96, "end": 21964.96, "text": " Hook it up, man. Hook it up."}, {"start": 21970.96, "end": 21972.96, "text": " Hook it up, my guy."}, {"start": 21973.96, "end": 21975.96, "text": " Oh, shit. Okay, don't chill."}, {"start": 21978.96, "end": 21982.559999999998, "text": " Oh shit, okay, okay, okay, I see you, man, I see you, bro."}, {"start": 21984.559999999998, "end": 21986.559999999998, "text": " I'm gonna remember this, alright?"}, {"start": 21992.8, "end": 21996.48, "text": " Thank you, man, thank you. I wasn't expecting that."}, {"start": 21998.239999999998, "end": 22000.8, "text": " Screets! Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 22008.96, "end": 22012.96, "text": " Dead in two minutes? Right."}, {"start": 22012.96, "end": 22017.96, "text": " You know what? Maybe you should try being it non-toxic. Alright?"}, {"start": 22017.96, "end": 22020.96, "text": " You ever think about that?"}, {"start": 22038.96, "end": 22056.719999999998, "text": " It's time."}, {"start": 22056.719999999998, "end": 22058.399999999998, "text": " It's time to get rid of these."}, {"start": 22058.399999999998, "end": 22063.96, "text": " Let me throw them down into the forest."}, {"start": 22063.96, "end": 22064.96, "text": " It's time."}, {"start": 22064.96, "end": 22065.96, "text": " It's time!"}, {"start": 22065.96, "end": 22072.96, "text": " It's time! Get this shit off me! It's time!"}, {"start": 22072.96, "end": 22092.96, "text": " The dogs are out."}, {"start": 22092.96, "end": 22116.96, "text": " The gags are out. Just need some buns."}, {"start": 22116.96, "end": 22122.46, "text": " Ah boys, this is how you go down to Igla."}, {"start": 22122.46, "end": 22126.96, "text": " You go like this, you see them in the distance."}, {"start": 22126.96, "end": 22128.96, "text": " And..."}, {"start": 22128.96, "end": 22133.96, "text": " We're going."}, {"start": 22146.96, "end": 22153.96, "text": " I don't want to ask for some surprise."}, {"start": 22153.96, "end": 22162.96, "text": " I don't want to ask for some surprise."}, {"start": 22162.96, "end": 22172.96, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 22172.96, "end": 22174.96, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 22175.96, "end": 22176.96, "text": " Some frik-"}, {"start": 22176.96, "end": 22178.96, "text": " Why? Don't win my game!"}, {"start": 22178.96, "end": 22180.96, "text": " Oh, and you always win!"}, {"start": 22190.96, "end": 22196.96, "text": " There's literally a tank on the road, dude. There's a frikin enemy tank on the main road."}, {"start": 22196.96, "end": 22198.96, "text": " Are you kidding?"}, {"start": 22198.96, "end": 22203.96, "text": " No one, there's 50 people here, no one sees the guy with the massive armor."}, {"start": 22205.96, "end": 22207.96, "text": " Come on, man!"}, {"start": 22207.96, "end": 22229.44, "text": " Alright, you gotta step it up, man, alright, you gotta step it up here."}, {"start": 22229.44, "end": 22233.68, "text": " Look at all this armor you bought, alright, you went on the website, you bought the most"}, {"start": 22233.68, "end": 22237.04, "text": " expensive stuff, and you're still a private."}, {"start": 22237.04, "end": 22238.04, "text": " What are you doing now?"}, {"start": 22238.04, "end": 22244.04, "text": " That's why we're losing, bro."}, {"start": 22244.04, "end": 22249.04, "text": " I'm kidding bro."}, {"start": 22249.04, "end": 22254.04, "text": " Do your thing, alright?"}, {"start": 22254.04, "end": 22259.04, "text": " Do your thing."}, {"start": 22259.04, "end": 22266.04, "text": " I need some help on the road, so I'm alone here."}, {"start": 22266.04, "end": 22268.04, "text": " He's crying!"}, {"start": 22268.04, "end": 22271.04, "text": " He's crying!"}, {"start": 22271.04, "end": 22276.04, "text": " Yeah, I don't think we're getting another heli."}, {"start": 22276.04, "end": 22277.04, "text": " I think that's all."}, {"start": 22277.04, "end": 22278.04, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 22278.04, "end": 22279.04, "text": " Hey, yo, Sarge!"}, {"start": 22279.04, "end": 22284.04, "text": " Sarge, brother, I need a heli pronto."}, {"start": 22284.04, "end": 22285.04, "text": " Front line."}, {"start": 22285.04, "end": 22286.04, "text": " We're going."}, {"start": 22286.04, "end": 22287.04, "text": " Let's move."}, {"start": 22287.98, "end": 22289.98, "text": " Let's go let's go I"}, {"start": 22291.7, "end": 22293.7, "text": " Think he's afk"}, {"start": 22295.86, "end": 22297.86, "text": " He's afk"}, {"start": 22309.58, "end": 22311.58, "text": " Do I use the car?"}, {"start": 22311.58, "end": 22316.420000000002, "text": " All right, I'm taking the car boys. We're taking the car"}, {"start": 22317.660000000003, "end": 22325.920000000002, "text": " We're going on a nice supply run here. Oh, yeah, I forgot about the motorbike actually hold. Is it better than the battlefield motorbike?"}, {"start": 22328.820000000003, "end": 22330.820000000003, "text": " I forgot if this was good"}, {"start": 22331.9, "end": 22334.06, "text": " It's a lot easier to die on this"}, {"start": 22341.58, "end": 22361.58, "text": " This thing caps at 80."}, {"start": 22361.58, "end": 22365.58, "text": " This is what it's like to have a gun, but I don't know what it is."}, {"start": 22365.58, "end": 22367.58, "text": " I don't know what that is, though."}, {"start": 22370.58, "end": 22372.58, "text": " 90!"}, {"start": 22391.58, "end": 22401.58, "text": " Almost a hundred!"}, {"start": 22401.58, "end": 22418.58, "text": " I'm okay, I'm okay!"}, {"start": 22418.58, "end": 22420.58, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 22422.58, "end": 22424.58, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 22428.58, "end": 22431.58, "text": " That's a lot more hardcore than Battlefield."}, {"start": 22432.58, "end": 22434.58, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 22443.58, "end": 22445.58, "text": " That's okay, I'm alright. I'll wake up."}, {"start": 22445.58, "end": 22447.58, "text": " No, he's gonna wake up."}, {"start": 22448.58, "end": 22450.58, "text": " It's more like a slight injury"}, {"start": 22475.640000000003, "end": 22477.640000000003, "text": " Wake up man"}, {"start": 22478.58, "end": 22488.58, "text": " I have a concussion and apparently I broke my leg, but all good."}, {"start": 22488.58, "end": 22499.58, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 22500.58, "end": 22501.58, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 22505.58, "end": 22506.58, "text": " Wow, ignored."}, {"start": 22508.58, "end": 22510.58, "text": " Wait, can I smoke this?"}, {"start": 22526.58, "end": 22528.58, "text": " I missed."}, {"start": 22559.58, "end": 22566.58, "text": " That's your own set of plans."}, {"start": 22566.58, "end": 22571.58, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 22571.58, "end": 22576.58, "text": " Yes, sir."}, {"start": 22589.58, "end": 22595.940000000002, "text": " I like painkillers something"}, {"start": 22595.940000000002, "end": 22600.5, "text": " I guess I'm a John Sky"}, {"start": 22600.5, "end": 22607.06, "text": " I try popping a morphine"}, {"start": 22607.06, "end": 22609.06, "text": " I don't like it."}, {"start": 22609.06, "end": 22611.06, "text": " Laser, do you want to give me a hand on it?"}, {"start": 22611.06, "end": 22615.06, "text": " Yes, this is at least three hostiles on a capture."}, {"start": 22615.06, "end": 22617.06, "text": " It's in the toss."}, {"start": 22617.06, "end": 22619.06, "text": " Holding up points."}, {"start": 22619.06, "end": 22621.06, "text": " Yeah, pretty much."}, {"start": 22621.06, "end": 22638.5, "text": " Oh, that guy was waiting for it."}, {"start": 22638.5, "end": 22651.54, "text": " He was waiting for it."}, {"start": 22651.54, "end": 22652.54, "text": " I don't know boys."}, {"start": 22652.54, "end": 22658.14, "text": " I'm chilling here, guys."}, {"start": 22658.14, "end": 22664.06, "text": " I'm chilling here, boys, gg's."}, {"start": 22664.06, "end": 22670.18, "text": " I'm chilling here chat"}, {"start": 22675.460000000003, "end": 22682.940000000002, "text": " Regular week people I'll be on tomorrow. You guys enjoy the rest of your night next stream"}, {"start": 22683.54, "end": 22687.940000000002, "text": " Wedness day enjoy a night chat. Thank you for chilling and"}, {"start": 22687.94, "end": 22695.64, "text": " And we will go from there 24-hour stream is probably never gonna happen man. I don't see that happening. I'm too old now, bro"}, {"start": 22701.5, "end": 22708.039999999997, "text": " Gg's people till next time enjoy your night people"}, {"start": 22710.66, "end": 22712.66, "text": " Yes, indeed"}, {"start": 22712.66, "end": 22719.42, "text": " Enjoy your night chat. I will see you. Thank you for watching like always tomorrow another stream"}, {"start": 22719.42, "end": 22722.88, "text": " We'll figure it out and go from there"}, {"start": 22726.14, "end": 22728.14, "text": " Yes, yes"}, {"start": 22729.82, "end": 22731.82, "text": " Yes, it be"}, {"start": 22732.46, "end": 22736.64, "text": " Peace out chat enjoy night. I'll see you guys on Wednesday. Bye"}, {"start": 22772.66, "end": 22776.66, "text": " Can you last forever?"}, {"start": 22776.66, "end": 22783.66, "text": " Use yourself and pull the trigger now"}, {"start": 22786.66, "end": 22788.66, "text": " She will never leave you"}, {"start": 22797.66, "end": 22799.66, "text": " She will never leave you"}, {"start": 22802.66, "end": 22804.66, "text": " I"}]}