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Oh
God people hi guys doing
What up what up chat, how are you doing?
What up what up yes indeed
What up what up
I just reset YouTube there it is
There it is
Very nice very nice season four trailer drop or battlefield
Zerg ladder
Dessertness nah, man. It's all about the Protoss brother
All right, I was starting to slowly starting to click back
back when I played yesterday in ProTas. If I do play that.
I've been drinking more water later. I invested in water, okay? I don't splurge on a lot, okay,
but you know water, why not?
Right?
Now, I usually drink like, I usually drink, my sources usually like Fiji water, but like, it's not the greatest water.
Desani, Voss, Saratoga, there's so many different types.
tap water bubble or water drink distilled water it's good
what is better water the water filtered from like a Brita filter or water that comes directly
from like the fucking mountain or some shit, a lake, spring, mountain water, but by how much,
like are we talking, if we're comparing, because there are tiers of water, are there not, they're
They're all tested.
They all contain different amounts of minerals,
naturally, right?
So shit, man, if you're gonna invest in something,
why not get the best fucking water available, right?
If you are like, fuck all other drinks,
That's not even a rich person take bro with this fucking guy says the guy who drinks a shit-ass monster energy every day eat my balls
Okay
All right now that the adults are talking all right
Assuming you're not best water is a wild take not really though. What do you mean?
They're all tested differently. There's different mineral levels in different waters
There's got to be a little bit going on here.
So if there is research in it and then some people bottle it to some degree, why not get
the best water?
Assuming it's not like a fucking wicked expensive.
I'm not talking about the people who market it the best or spend the most on marketing
and it's bullshit.
I'm talking about like, surely the best collected water you can purchase where they don't have
have most of it into marketing, you know. Obviously the other thing is you just drink
fucking brittle water, obviously, you could just do that. I just usually go with the plastic
bottles, that's usually how I drink my water. Fuck man, I know, I'm not perfect. That's
So here's my source of bottled water.
Or now bottled water just dumped into the water bottle.
Microplastics motherfucker.
Says the guy who didn't even know about that shit
two years ago, okay?
You're already made out of plastic, okay?
Bro, never been heard of microplastics.
So, yeah, no shit.
It's been 32 years of microplastic ingestion
and now it's two years of figuring out
what the fuck microplastics are.
There's already a fucking third testicle of plastic
in all of us, okay?
There definitely is.
How's the tap water where you live?
I don't know, bro.
My point was, I changed my water source, it's now water, look, this makes it more fun, water's
fucking boring but if it stops me from drinking all the carbonated and sugary shit I feel like
that's a W. I don't know what to tell you bro. I don't know what to tell you brother.
Best water comes from data centers.
There should be a there should be every data center should have spigots.
So the pound can come and try our data center water just connect your hose
Just connect your hose bring your hose
AI water holy fuck dude, that's crazy people already worship AI man people are gonna drink that shit
the tea of the God
What the fuck?
Oh my god, no dude, no you take like a steam bath in the AI water holy shit
Yeah, we're just here for the ride, bro. I don't know what's happening there. I'm sick
of the two letters, too. I don't know, man. I got no influence. All right. I'm just strapped
in. I'm just an MPC. I'm just an MPC, bro. I don't know what's going on. Okay. I don't
what's happening there's a spot in NYC that's powered by a Bitcoin data center oh really
this fucking guy
speaking of goddamn what was my point there's one guy who wanted to know the conclusion all right
It's mountain valley spring water. Okay. It's
Washita mountains brother. Okay. That's the water now
The mountain valley spring water
Not even that's what I'm talking drink it now
Anyone ever have that shit?
Washita
That's cool, man.
Wish I had that much money, bro.
You can figure it out, bro.
Just don't fucking micro consume shit and balance your fucking budget, all right, and
stop drinking dumb shit and buying stupid shit like your collector's editions and dumb
ass shit that you don't need like streamer merch, okay.
guess what you can buy a fucking pack of water you stupid fuck alright it's not
all about being rich it's about balancing your own budget not being a
fucking materialistic dumb shit okay assuming you have a job okay we're not
talking common denominator I got a job XYZ okay that's what we're talking about
here we're talking about the guy who's deciding to you need a level of
understanding, okay? We're just talking about the regular Joe Schmo here, okay? We don't need the,
okay, talking to the guy who has a phone who's homeless right now, okay? We're not doing the
common denominator shit, okay? We're talking about the regular Joe Schmo who gets the monster energy
drink every day, okay? I don't want to hear your bullshit. I don't want to hear it. No one is bad,
Bro, we're just talking you just don't understand what we're talking about because you have a weird profile picture
So you don't understand finances hasn't hit you probably your parents probably take care of you
I don't think I'm wrong. I don't think I'm wrong. But yes, you know, third party investigations
show bottle has just tap water put into a bottle and sold a thousand percent markup.
You know what, true.
That's possible.
But you know what, this is the world we fucking live in, brah, okay?
As far as I know, this is the most non-bullshit one.
I don't know if it is.
We hear the can open every day.
I mean, I still drink like a Coke Zero here and there,
but my water consumption has gone up a lot more.
Okay.
Motherfucker, all you guys keep that,
yo, I don't get it, you go to the gym,
you're trying to get fit to some degree, okay?
You eat less.
And then why not kind of see if you can get
the best water source too?
Because it's available to you.
Assuming you can, you know, find the means to figure that out.
It's all water.
It's just water, bruh.
I disagree, man.
Okay.
Water from a can tastes like shit.
Water from a can is weird can waters weird dude
They can water they do can water
It's you taste the aluminum
The microaluminum. New Althers DLC. I saw Cat Chest came out. I might play that maybe.
Maybe, maybe. I grew up drinking water from a garden hose. Say man.
Some day try to get some naturally carbonated water will blow your mind.
I'm not a huge fan of carbonated.
No, carbonated water is weird man.
I feel like the taste, you need like an acquired taste for it or some shit, I don't know.
Never really connected with me, I feel like carbonated water, they try, I would rather
just take regular water with a very low amount of flavored something and mix it over the taste
of carbonated.
It's missing the so bad that it's annoying to drink.
Yeah, that's, you know what?
That's what it is.
I got to drink it again.
Carbonated water, it's like you drink it
and it like instantly evaporates in your mouth feeling.
It's so weird.
It's like a weird, it's like an instant nothing.
It's like an instant nothing feeling.
I guess some people like it.
You know as soon as you drink it. Yeah, it has like a dry water taste
As soon as and you don't get the aftertaste
It's weird. I can I can see how some people like it though. I mean shit
It's a absolute 10 out of 10 alternative
To sugary drinks
Water has an aftertaste
It has the thirst, the thirst quenching aftertaste that carbonated water doesn't give you.
Yes, it does. A good ass fucking super cold glass of water. You feel the, you feel the hydration. Fill your fucking internals.
Are you a monster or a Red Bull guy?
Neither.
A Red Bull ain't bad here and there, but I don't know, it's been like a year since
I've had one.
At least five antiques today, five rare takes.
At least five errors.
What's the sixth?
And it's, it's a booting.
Battlefield 6 Season 4 Naval Official Combat Trailer.
Okay, bro, so we just had black flag and now this is the same thing, but 2026 now hold on hold on
Let me see
What do we have here?
uh... we have here uh...
outlast trials someone mentioned this about is going to play it
of these
these two reincarnation preview thread
the altars dlc i never beat the altars i kind of fell off of the game like
two hours
past
i kind of just like uh...
Spider-Man, Marvel Token. I'm kind of hyped for this game.
I'm looking forward to trying this out. I know, I also have Marvel Fatigue,
but this one looks like they're actually trying to pop off with it.
Like 2xKO felt like, oh, okay. This game looks like, oh, it could be fun online.
The open beta is next weekend. Check dear passengers superhero trash.
I played the beta it's good.
Are you hype for Wolverine? I'm skeptical on Wolverine. I'm not like holy shit.
Did stall zone come out today?
Is this...
Yo, Steam, what the hell, bro?
This currently is the stall zone.
Is this the one that was the...
Oh, wait, no.
Which one was this?
Wasn't there a trailer for this game?
I thought there was a new one coming out, that looked like this.
Wait, did they change the game and change the... I don't know, I thought it was something else.
What the fuck?
Yeah, wait, did they rename the game?
And they made it an extraction shooter I swear to God this game wasn't an extraction shooter
when it came out it was so different it was like a single-player game or some shit did
they just completely change game is garbage it's a bunny bird
Oh, they got whales, bro. They got whales.
They got they got a bunch of fucking paid killers.
All right, that's a dolphin.
Yeah, there's some dolphins, bro, the dolphins.
Hold on, dude. There it goes.
Whale dolphin, fucking guppy, fucking Nemo.
The Nemo's are the free-to-play bro. The Dolphins they've spent like a grand
The whales they're at the 10k the Dolphins they spent 1k
The beluga the beluga is at a hundred K
Oh, yeah chess cat dude
I
Did come out five dollar five dollar
This game didn't come out. What is this?
Hi, I saw that dude that game was everywhere. I know I saw that it looked decent check dear passengers. I saw bro
Well, it looks like it could be pretty funny, pretty funny, pretty funny.
Steam is dying right now.
Or my internet is dying, what are the other?
You know what, yes, French Lop, but this actually looks kind of decently made.
the
Yeah, this looks pretty funny, man.
Bahahaha! Bahahaha!
There will be loads! That will be loads!
There will be loads!
Sure, brother. Battlefield 6 Season 4 Naval Official Gameplay.
Dynamic Waves, apparently.
The year of the water devs are showing off.
Yeah, the motorbike was fun to use yesterday.
Yeah, this map actually looks pretty sick.
Spain or France as a tourist as this guy's trying to collect everybody's
takes alright a tourist take I would say France
I don't know though, bro. I don't know though.
Is that soda? What the hell?
A house tour.
War Thunder infantry CBT is up.
Is it?
War Thunder.
War Thunder is 85 games.
85 gigs
Watch the house tour I should
We saw lyrics crusty ass copy machine buddy. It is not crusty. I could brew one right now
I haven't brewed one on this in a while
Because I've been using the
Percolator
Have you liked five two terabyte SSDs?
What?
Yeah, hold up.
Is War Thunder, is Close Beta worth downloading for?
What are we talking about here?
Should I do it?
Starcraft?
I could, I could.
The thing about starcraft is you have to it's dude playing starcraft is
It's consistent you got to be consistent with it. Okay, like everything. Okay, you got to be fucking consistent
You got to keep building the blocks.
You need an in-game timer.
Is there an in-game timer built in?
What else?
Outlast trials.
Someone mentioned if I was going to play this.
This game is so as well made, but it's just boring.
I think it's the same shit. You play the level 1 so you don't want to play it again.
Get out of your knees and I'll be trying!
I
Am
Honestly, that's always been Outlast's thing, like heavy gore and like nudity to some degree
in their game.
That's what makes it...
That's kind of like, when you think of Outlast, that's kind of how...
That is, yeah, the shock value is outlast.
It is.
There's no other game that like pulls on that so heavily.
That's kind of even the first game that was kind of it.
Not many people cross that line.
This was, that was like one of the biggest parts of outlast.
It's good they're updating it.
Yeah, I guess they don't have a player base.
They have a player base.
Yeah, the first two were good man. I wish this game was good. It just never clicked for me.
Just never really clicked.
Crimson Desert. I know I should go back and beat the game.
game. But not now. I just got out of a single player game, still trying to figure stuff
out. SPSPSP SPLIT A MAN! I don't want to play a Spider-Man, bro. I'm sick of Spider-Man.
I don't want to play him.
Hold on, does this game have a dedicated block button?
This looks like it's just back on d-pad.
Oh, that's the thing.
Every time you play a fighting game, the first thing you need to learn is what the block
that is. Or how to block. How to block is the most important thing. I swear to God.
Fighting games take too much time to learn, I have a job.
Fighting games!
Yeah!
There is a lot to pick up.
A lot of the nuance of fighting games carry over from titles, something like actually
trying to, I feel like if you can successfully do combos in Street Fighter you can translate
that into any other game.
It's more about the people who know how to combo properly and not drop combos and understand
rhythm can excel at every fighting game. It's either if you understand the combo rhythm
or you don't. And those are the people who keep buying these seven games and it's not
that difficult to learn. Yeah, these games are either you either know how to play fighting
games or you don't. It will feel like the most difficult fucking shit if you don't,
and seems like it will take so long to learn. This game is made for nudes. Like that's why
they do modern controls as well, for people who don't really know how to combo. Like this
This game is probably going to have modern controls as well.
That's how you get new players in.
Are people who aren't like super good at fighting games?
Yeah, but the thing is it's like kind of cringe if you don't like modern controls.
That's like super boomer elitist dumbass take.
There's a reason why they added modern takes, uh, modern controls.
They're trying to get a new audience in who, it's like, it's just like fucking RTSs.
People don't want to learn how to play an RTS.
Fighting games are complicated to play.
They want people to quickly come in and actually see the animations and feel like the fucking
superheroes, the casual gamer.
They're not going to cater to the guy who plays Starcraft since fucking one.
He already has the game.
Now they're going to try to introduce him, he's already going to buy it.
The game's already good for them, but that's a good way to introduce new people to fighting
games.
Every fighting game should have a modern setting.
I don't think it's a scrub take because I think these games are niche and I bet there's a decline on sales on fighting games.
Calling it.
For the exact logic of motherfuckers are like, I suck at these type of games.
Why would I play this?
It looks cool, but I suck balls at this.
It's a fighting game.
You have to know how to combo.
You have to know how to block and you have to know how to counter.
Like the jump punish, like jump punish and stuff, like that translates to all fighting
games.
Most noobs don't even fucking know exactly how to translate that over.
Fighting games are actually increasing in popularity.
you know what I think it's because of the modern mode
now it's like holy shit this game is so cool to play I can actually kind of figure out how to play now so I'm a fan
Let them, yo, let them have the fucking bro.
It's, they're learning how to ride a bike, man.
Let them have the training wheels
and then they can take off the modern controls.
There's an avatar fighting game.
actual modern controls deter some hardcore players from playing a fighting game that's
great for all okay those people are fucking the pegs
oh do you put this shirt at the game so new people can experience it even though i fucking
have been playing every single one and i exactly the frame that had the frame fucking rating
in the frame millisecond in every fucking detail and literally play the console over
the actual game. You look at the fucking graphs over actually just playing the game.
Don't get me wrong. I love the hardcore aspect, but I totally understand. How do you not know
I don't know what I'm talking about bro, it's all about frame data and everything, so you don't even know what I'm talking about.
You never played Avatar, I never have, no.
It got delayed, I don't really care about that one to be honest.
I don't really care about that bro.
People are still on Avatar?
Like it was good, but like...
Chill
How are we still talking about fucking avatar, bro? They made the movie. There is the anime they made the movie
How are we still on avatar, bro? It was good
Avatar was so 2000. I know I swear to God my like friend told me to watch it. Oh
My god, my friend told me to watch fucking avatar when I was deep into anime
And I was like, bro, I was like level 10. We've forum posting. I only watched subtitles
Okay, don't fly. I was basically in Tokyo, Japan in my mind in America
Okay, and then he was like, yeah, you gotta just watch
Avatar and I was like, why would I watch this shit because they were all talking
It was all English
So it's like instant immersion breaking like why would I watch this fucking trash?
Like my email like I couldn't I heard no fucking Japanese. Okay. I was Japanese at that point
Like I cannot get into it and then I watched it and it was good
It was cringy and then I got into it because the story was good
Oh, my god, damn, we're still on fucking Avatar.
We're still here.
Like, it was good.
It was good.
They made the one movie from M. Night, it was bad.
The fighting game.
Oh, good.
I don't really care, dude.
Oh, yeah, we already saw this, man.
looks yeah I was like 14 or some shit that that's what I'm tired when I saw
that yeah I don't really care about avatar anymore it right now avatar seems
like we're trying to defib the corpse okay it was good relax do we need more
fucking avatar shit apparently people still like avatar
It's just nostalgia Bay. Yeah, there's a new animated movie coming out
Yeah, I don't even care about the Harry Potter fucking remake they're coming out with as well or I saw the original that was amazing
It was life-changing. I don't need recalls
three hashes of the old that will not be as good as the old you know the hype
isn't the same that applies to many other things
what do we have here what is this paper shredder yeah what am I playing today
guys what am I doing body cam releases on the 17
at least did I see this ship body cam on record we got another one
What's up with all these games having these the style of music I swear it's like the same
fucking day.
Yeah, it's it's it's weird
The people making these games are so fucking weird. I don't know. They're all the same people. Is it all the same people?
Is this like some tiktok bullshit?
You played the other one and it has like a funk soundtrack as well when you play it
This one
Looking games out there at the moment.
Oh, they put jackfrags on this?
Hyper realistic games I have ever seen
developed by two developers.
Those age 17 and 20 years old.
Yeah.
That one, what's so interesting is,
it's the one that went viral initially,
that game never came out.
These ones came out after that one
that people first saw this perspective.
It never came out.
And then didn't a company unredacted,
Never came out or on record.
This is the one that went viral initially.
And then these two games, those, those two games and some others came out.
This one never came out.
But then I swear he got like funding or something.
He got like picked up or some shit by, I swear to God, a publisher.
It's still in development.
Is it 10 cent?
Did 10 cent pick this game up?
Which is kind of crazy
I don't think it was Tencent. I don't know some shit happened with this. I forgot who
But if someone actually makes a solid game
Following this like fish eye lens it could be good
All of them are just like okay, though. That's the thing. They're all like
Indie dev level that aren't fleshed out, but like a true
team behind it with this, I would totally play one.
One is knock one coming out, they delayed it.
I don't know man, maybe the fucking Arc Raiders guys saw this game and was like yo chill this
could be decent, relax, wait what am I talking about, nevermind.
they realized this game actually has potential I was confused the two what is
Caz.
Wait, this looks like... Wait, hold on, let me sit here.
Why did he just show the game?
So it's a roguelike, didn't you?
I think you just have to kill stuff a lot faster, eventually.
This looks like it could be kind of fun.
Yeah, I mean it looks kind of fun, it looks like we got a decent.
Yo, sometimes you need the dopamine injection.
Paper shredder.
I
Know
Whoa
What the fuck
Wait wait wait, wait wait wait wait wait wait
Hold on hold on
What?
Maybe maybe maybe.
Maybe maybe.
Worming from home?
Oh yeah, I see that, I see that.
I see that brother.
Shrike brother, yes brother.
All right boys, what are we doing here?
Check one million buttons.
Dude, GeoGuessr was brutal yesterday, I don't know about that dude.
I was getting GeoGuessr, something changed in that game, okay?
Either I, either it's my brain, it is my brain, but something is, there is something going
on there.
Those players were good.
It's usually never that bad at that rank, okay?
If you play the half sword gore and physics update, I will go back to half sword if they
they add some type of combat or something.
Oh yeah, I did be, I could try playing
doing a knockout win today for Mario Kart.
Mario Kart yesterday made me realize
I can win and knock out still.
I still have talent.
Yesterday made me realize.
Only one button is correct.
I
Damn, bro, this honestly I love when we see these
CIA fucking softwares get a
Declassified bro. This I see this as this should be I would I would buy the this
for some people looking for an unbanned.
I'd be like, find the button and you get unbanned.
Yo, some of these are great.
This is great, man.
These are, this is literally,
these are some torture ass games.
I got trained on these games.
There's something also satisfying too,
if you actually find the right button.
Look at Carnvale on stream.
You know what?
Maybe.
Maybe I will play this shit.
Okay?
Maybe.
Won't stop the stream until I find the button that is tied to the OBS end stream button.
Whoa.
Skip three days, what is this July 22nd, Carnvale?
["Carnival Theme Song"]
Wait, one screen hosts?
Every phone is a blade?
Who the fucking 10 players?
I thought this was gonna be like, I'm limited.
Oh.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
One screen hosts every phone is a hidden blade.
Blend into a crowd of AI lookalike,
stock your contract and strike before someone strikes you.
A 2 to 10 player social deduction party game, phones join free in the browser, only the host
needs the game.
Oh, but there's rolls and shit, so it is like time to say them.
Oh.
Yeah, I thought it wasn't like Tana Salem. There's classes and shit
Meh, what is false echo?
Top of the day, Meh
Oh, this is kind of cool.
This isn't out yet.
This looks like it could be good shit.
Oh I tell the wishlist that.
Every game is paper please dead, paper please, paper please, this is just paper please.
Runners isn't out yet. I'm waiting. Well, we'll play this shit. It's not it's not out yet. It comes out on Thursday. I'll check it out on Friday
What is this man, what do you what are you licking bro tie ball?
Oh, what are you doing dude? What are you doing, bro? What is this?
I guess so man, I guess so.
Sure dude, online co-op.
Bada-ving, bada-boom.
This kind of looks like been there, done that, but now it's just voxels of voxels.
I'll take on the been there done that
Cube world but smaller cubes
I've seen that something to drink what we have here
Oh, the liquid physics are satisfying.
Yeah, the pixel, the liquid pixel, the liquid part, that looks satisfying.
Oh, this game's out.
Water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water.
Alcohol is bad.
True, true, true.
Can we can you?
Can only play if he serves water that is how the game should be
Show the how my darren boys, what are we doing here boys? What the hell am I doing? What day is today? I
I could play more BF6.
Get hit that shit up man.
Get out of some BF6.
Do some...
What else, what else?
Maybe some...
One else, one else, bruh.
What else, what else, bruh-de-de.
I've been chilling on CS, man.
Frostpunk 2, I wouldn't, nah.
I wouldn't revisit Frostpunk 2.
We could do some Mario Kart, I could try getting one win and knockout.
Uh, one win in some other shit.
There's not really any demos to play.
At the moment, nothing too notable.
Scared of BR, no pressure.
One win in Geo.
I could do that pretty fast.
Wanna win per game challenge.
You're not wrong. You're not wrong.
The forensic game apparently sucks, so that's kind of the thing going on right now.
Voices of the Void?
What about Voices of the Void bro, okay?
Let me just, let me just get to the top of the leaderboard on this game real quick, hold on.
I've done it before.
Hold on real quick chill
Number one real quick
Here we go
Easy 29,000 easy
Someone say this is a down bad game. I would say this game is actually pretty fucking good
dynamic multiplayer, dynamic leaderboard, online, hundreds of worms, worldwide, multiple instances,
it actually has everything to be just a great functional fucking multiplayer game.
The high stakes of keeping your number one position once you get it
It's actually great, it's actually good, bro. This is like a solo planet side
This is not stress-free
That sounds like someone who's never been at the number one spot
This is a college library game?
Why do you would be eating this game mode up if there was a gun in my hand?
And it was first person.
Okay, just close your eyes.
Imagine this is the first person
Same game mode, I don't know what you would be collecting now. I don't know
Yeah, I used to be a wiki get at this hold on
True, true, they make it so there's a PvE element, so you have to keep level, it's like a hunger meter, you're just always hungry.
So everybody's always just got to keep eating.
But I don't know how you would translate it to an FPS.
You're always collecting shit.
Join an empty server to get number one real quick.
buddy this assassin bodyguard this guy's always around here dude we talked about
this bro you block off the right path and then I sometimes crash into you dude
All right, hold on, hold on, hold on, no!
Okay, no, wow, bodyguard, I'm scared.
I'm in a high traffic zone, oh my god, dude, there's literally nothing you can even do
there. Oh wait, it puts in a new server every time? Oh, I thought it was the same server.
Oh shit, alright, can't hold on. Alright, like literally I hovered over the number one and
he died. There it is, he lost it just like that. Where am I on the radar? Here we go,
There we go.
Something tells me that guy isn't a bot.
Even though he has a bot in his name.
Something tells me he's real.
Oh, sh!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
We can share, we can share.
Look at this guy, look at this guy.
Uh-oh.
I'm out, I'm out.
No! Dude. Bro, that's the thing, these worms, they sandwich you, bro. They sandwich you
and you panic, you go left and right and it turns into a survival of the fittest, bro.
I know, man. This could be like a nature documentary.
Alright, relax, relax.
Wait, what the hell? Oh wait, I'm back on the server. That guy's at 35,000!
Second place is 17k.
I gotta find this dude.
We gotta kill him and then eat his corpse.
Boys, find number one.
We're gonna take him out.
He will feast on the remains.
He's somewhere around here.
Dude, how are people still talking about fucking Ligma?
Number three is still on the Ligma shift.
he still he still finds like my funny
now back in the day i knew how to survive this
i'm rusty
on coil you fuck on coil you bitch
no no no no no no no, everybody?
shiil, everybody?
shiil!
I'm going.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm leaving!
I'm leaving!
all right, I'm going the offensive alright.
I go pacifist route.
I go pacifist until I see someone worth trying to eat real quick.
Look at this, look at this little worm.
There's assassins.
Chill, chill, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, triple assassin.
I'm going this way.
I spot you guys.
I know what you're doing.
Like this guy right here, he's trying to get a big boost.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm dead.
No!
Come on, man.
Nice turn.
What else was I gonna do?
You want me to drive forward?
It was death straight or at a turn.
turn tighter this is the tightest you can turn the worm
fine fine fuck the mouse I usually play this game with the mouse I'm done I'm
going arrow keys actually oh fuck that shit the mouse feels way more natural I
I take it back.
I know you can tighter turn probably with the arrow.
Me have some, just a little!
Wild fucks.
22k, alright let's see I'm grinding.
Bodyguard, you died.
Food, food, food.
Thank you, thank you.
You can have that, you can have that.
All yours, all yours.
Delicious.
I wish okay, okay, okay, just next no
Don't do it, bro. Don't do it
You have no room for this turn Oh
Damn he got it all oh
My god, he might die
He got out that would have been oh shit. Oh shit
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good
This guy this guy this guy wait for it wait for it. I'm a okay. I'm afk
There it is there it is there it is there it is we got one boys we got one
Like a spaghetti like a spaghetti
Okay, okay, okay chill this this guy needs to die I
See you man. I'm gonna feast on your corpse or I'm just waiting. I'm just waiting
you
You
All right, sorry about that, here we go.
I'm good now, I'm good.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Number one, oh, this is an easy server.
This game tears you down, bro.
This is your- we're all worms at the end of the day.
This tears you down.
Rips out your essence. Everybody has one goal here. Survival.
It can be the fattest worm.
Oh shit!
Oh! What the fuck? What do you think this is, man? Come on, bro.
the fuck out of your brawl file finds you when I'm at 10k you piece of shit
instead of al dente it's al bent g
oh really
Buddy, what is this music right now?
What's up with these people?
Are these guys actual bots?
Are they trolling?
I don't know why I'm asking, none of you will actually give me an answer.
I'm just, I'm, it's rhetorical, I'm just, I'm just talking out loud.
Yeah, farm this piece of shit then, he's probably better than everybody.
Train up of everybody's mouse movements.
Yeah, I could just do parentheses bot in my name.
Low main lover is number one, I agree man, I understand.
I would say I am a low main enjoyer as well.
I have IBS, I don't think so bro, I don't shit as much as I did during that one phase
that did seem concerning, I don't AFK to take a shit anymore.
I actually don't remember the last time I took a shit on stream.
It's usually more like, uh, dad afk's over, um, shit afk's.
Oh!
I don't know what won!
Rewriting history?
buddy whatever you think I do in your mind you're just projecting it into your
own reality I had a phase of shitting a lot I haven't my shitting phase was
kind of ended my shit schedule is now back to a regular
if anything I piss more now but like I've been I've been hydrating more
Oh, thank you. Thank you. You might be right. There it is. IBS. Disroyed. Oh, the double,
the double. Oh, there's so much food. Eat it up, Mars. Someone else is going to die here.
Oh my god
All right show show show whoo, let me digest let me die relax. Let me digest
Let me fucking digest here
It was too late man, it was too late.
Yeah, what, you really want to do this bro, you really want to do this motherfucker?
the fuck out of here
alright new server
bro this wizard 101 shit is fucking annoying
I
Has no name
I'm gonna stay here and just wait for him to die
That's my suret. He will mess up. Someone will run into him
Bodyguard kill this wizard 101 piece of shit, please. Okay. I've never seen you actually
Bodyguard me
Oh my god, what am I doing dude? I didn't commit bro. I turned to the right. I don't know. I'm not discussing it
I'm not discussing it
Hop ten hop ten right now
Oh worth it worth it. I caught I caused the panic turn
Valker sub Sunday, dude, it's so early bad
Okay, okay chill chill
I
Don't want to be here. I don't trust any of you. You're all you all look like murderous worms
Every single one of you give me a get out of here
Okay, okay chill chill
all you people all right I'm out this is where I go oh my god
there oh shit I'm out I'm out I'm leaving I'm leaving
Okay, yo, someone kill this guy.
I'm going somewhere else.
You can have that area.
This bot is my friend.
I like him.
Peace.
How much does this give you?
The big ones you chase?
I wonder if they're actually worth chasing.
Nice, nice.
It's not a mix it's just the radio
All right, let's see what we have here. Yeah, I don't know if that one's worth chasing. I swear it's a lie. Oh
Shit
Bro, we just witnessed that murder, bro
No, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god too many people too many worms too many worms give me out of here
claustrophobic
No, oh my god
dude what are we doing here man somebody needs to vanish
This is the most traffic jammed shit. Oh my
Dude oh my god. Oh my god
Thank you, thank you, all duty ate that shit so fast!
Turn!
Turn the wheel!
So I'll probably play this with a steering wheel.
I just realized.
I'll take it, I'll take it, but I'm leaving.
This is all mine, all mine.
Oh, you really think you're doing this, bro?
Oh!
Come on!
He did do it.
You know what?
I should've let him and then someone else would've tried.
I have to, bro, I have to escape.
I have to take the longest 270 degree turn.
Cover your map buddy.
Oh, that was a head on collision.
Yo, buddy, you can give me tips, but when you have silent snipers who are aving for you,
a lot of the tips are go right out the window.
Agreed, playing more aggressive, but there's a lot of worms here who know your motives,
and you don't know who the agent is in the chat.
though agreed more aggression is better whoa yeah that's a yeah that's a good
worm yeah that looks good dude that totally reminds me of the man that's
like the same stripe shape and everything okay
you see what I'm talking about the guy just turned his wheel into my lane that
That was so sudden!
Alright, here we go, chat. I'm done with you guys. I'm locking in.
I will be up on the leaderboard.
long journey here, long journey
chill chill, let it happen, let it happen
I'll head in the direction. Where am I? I'm going to stand in the middle.
The middle is the riskiest, but whatever. I had some of that. Thank you, thank you.
All right. Oh my god. What? This guy's not even in the top 10?
I see you bodyguard, good shit man.
Okay, okay.
What the hell is this one worm? Oh my god.
Whoa!
Good patience.
See, there are a lot of patience.
As you see here, you just gotta let this shit play out, let the worms make some moves.
Okay, I'm just relaxing, all right, but if I see some food, I'm chillin' bro, I'm chillin'.
Uh-oh, I don't like this guy here.
that's why right here
you've successfully won dude you're an annoying piece of shit congratulations bro you achieved
victory your goal and check market you've done it man great job now let's do something
anything else. Alright. You've done it, man. Grats. Alright, now let's try something new.
All right, not top 10, not top 10, 4,000, almost 5k, 5k 8, 5k worm.
Almost, almost.
You actually burn so much.
She can't be careful there. It burned a lot.
NOOOOO!
Uh oh, uh oh. Look at all these. Look at all these assassin fucks. Look at all of them.
Look at all these motherfuckers, man. Even this consuming guy, dude, he's gonna get me killed.
Oh my god
As you are blocking the roads dude I
Got an intern from the Samsung main office trying to kill me right now on his lunch break
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
Too much food, let me digest.
I'm just trying to find ways to get the hell out, uh oh.
Oh no, damn, oh my god, dude, come on.
Why did I boost bro why did I boost?
Why did I boost man?
Okay dude.
I'm getting number one and then I'll play another game I tomorrow's another stream take
it or leave it I don't care
Play a real game you know what bro that's that's the beauty of it all is you know what
What is a real game?
You know, what is a real game?
Technically finding a game to play is a game too.
But then what if I want to play a fake game?
Why does it have to be a real game?
Oh my
All right, where we are here where we are here consume me it dude
Oh, yeah, hold on man, let's find the spot and then all you know
Oh, you're going out. You're going now you turned off. I'm ready for the consumption. I'm ready
I'm gonna coil around
Okay, hold on. Oh
Shit, dude, hold on. I don't know. This is like docking. Oh, you got eaten
He was gonna coil I was gonna go around and then I was gonna consume but he just got killed by everybody
Everybody else ate you
Oh, no.
Consume me.
Um.
Oh, no.
I'm trying to lock in here bro, I'm trying.
Okay, you think fucking Mexicano at number one has ten people trying to kill him right
now?
No.
He's probably chilling wondering where everybody is that should be trying to kill him.
Oh my god, man!
These fucking turns, man!
This guy turns like an 18-wheeler!
He was trying to feed you?
Clearly, that was not successful.
Oh my god, this guy's using the add-on that makes this shit fucking zoomed all the way out
We got a journey
One nibble at a time.
Denchi bro, what up man?
Mosquito tech.
Oh my god!
Oh
Oh this annoying fuck is back bro. Wow
Oh my god, oh my god, brother!
Ah, shit, I'm leaving, get me out of here, get me out of here, I don't want food.
Oh my god, this game, this game is anxiety inducing, okay, although every gap, every
worm is a wall steering wheel enjoyer this game better have stealing with
Steering wheel support.
Guys, I refuse to thank you.
Thank you.
No, no.
Dude, oh my god.
Get the fuck out of here, bro.
Where do I go?
Okay, okay, okay.
Fuck you wizards, you annoying fucking rat shit.
come waste your time again buddy come waste your time again
Alright.
Dude, you love this gameplay, bro. You love it, dude.
Play Project Zomboid Arc Mod?
As in like, the dinosaur arc game?
Oh, I like that guy's worm color. That was cool.
Oh
No!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
You fuck, girl.
I'm gonna sit right here.
Oh!
A whale!
Hey, y'all, who killed him, who killed him, I killed him, okay, I killed him, probably
Okay, yo yo, get the hell outta here, bro. Come on, man.
Exactly like he did this shit. He didn't do shit, man.
Wow, that was a fast 5k right there.
Fast 5k.
Clear the arena. Clear the arena.
Okay, okay.
Whoa, no one ate this?
What the hell?
Oh, shit.
Yo, this server's a buffet!
Bodyguard at this point? I dunno if you're helping man.
Oh my god, it's actually Miyazaki actually apparently he plays this game to Brainstorm
He said Elden Ring came to him one day while he was playing Slither or something. I heard that's what I heard
Give me the hell out of here bro. Get me out of here you bunch
Dude are you serious?
I'm out I'm out I'm out okay, okay, okay
dude are you serious bro there's a bunch of little shits just chasing me that can quickly
turn into me and kill me bro
you're not delivering shit man this guy's the double agent why do you speed
up when I try to take the bat bad the bag out of your hand with the food in it
Why he speeds up that's not a food delivery service
Okay, okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
No, no, no, no, no, no
I hate this little fucking worm no, oh jima dude
Oh my god!
Oh my!
Wow, he actually delivered the up.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Number five!
I'm number five!
Okay, okay.
Chill, chill.
Oh my god!
I'm dead.
I'm dead!
I'm alive!
The head crashed dude.
The head crashed.
Oh
Holy shit, man
Oh dude no way
Are you kidding me this guy just frame perfect dude that are you kidding man?
That was such a small tap that he killed me with.
Oh my god dude.
Come on bro.
Have you tried the AI duo in PUBG?
No I have not.
Why would I why would I play with an AI partner
Look at that, bro. Oh my god. That was a drive-by.
Yeah, I don't think this is happening.
You know, I said I drink a lot more water and I drink, I still drink Coke Zero, but
I drink a lot more water now.
I didn't say I was done with it.
Eventually I will be.
any games today you're watching one right now friend you're watching one right now sir
someone say you're playing a game by asking that question because you know you're watching a video game
So you're playing games.
Oh!
No dude!
Dude, y'all, these fucking experienced shit ass worms, bro.
They know how to drip their shit.
I'm told, Taurus POV, Taurus perspective, France is going to win.
I already told you.
But the last time I made a Taurus perspective are take, uh, yeah, they, the team lost.
was it again I don't remember who I did
I end our way
Spain has been playing like shit. Nah dude they're about to pop off man even though France is gonna win
Oh, I remember when I was on the leaderboard.
All right, last attempt.
It's going to be 1-0.
And it's gonna be zero zero and then the last 10 minutes one oh
So.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Thank you, thank you.
Shhh!
Ah!
Chad, what is the best pasta type?
are you kidding bro this fucking shit man I'm literally reading a bunch of
pastas and this bitch who's silly bro you know what a good-ass linguine bro
it's all about the linguine the popper deli the popper deli is good shit too
Yeah, I think we need is is a 10 out of 10 not thin pasta thin spaghetti is F is not F it's S tier when you're a kid.
It's S tier when you're a kid, but not dude. Didn't you upgrade to the to the linguiney, brother?
Yeah, Angel here is super like
Kid pasta say what penne but like penne is more universal
All right screw your pastas man. All right, I need to do this
I'm giving up though. I'm slowly losing hope. I think that my my best attempt is past me.
I thought orcieta was a dish not a type of pot noodle. I like orcieta too though. Yeah,
I thought that was more of like the ground beefish sausage dish with specific that style of
shellish pasta
It's the shell type. Oh
Never mind, I like horseshoe after two
I
No keys are it I don't have like exceptional neokey to get it. It's not my not my go-to order
Okay, yeah, there's nothing I'm doing there, bro
I hate that he hit me with a right left and I tried doing a wide turn and nope it was done
In case you're at
Now oh
Dude, I don't think there should be a python there
Oh my god that random afk almost killed me
More else today, you know what you know what most likely
I stream my L's
I know the L's are common to form a W because every L is a stick and you can pick up the L's
and make a W.
Unmotivational speech, okay, bro
What's happening?
Well, oh
This fucking guy here it goes dude. He you got me you fuck here we go, bro
This guy's gonna save the bod
Show his fucking friends. He's getting he's gonna he's gonna play this fucking bottom when he kills his favorite streamer
and fucking slither
That is fucking wedding.
I know you're not going to say the vows, but before you do, watch this clip of me getting
my favorite streamer, you motherfucker.
No!
Oh
All right boys the TI the TI
Did you play the game with the packages from sub sunday?
I mean it was fun, it was just a very repetition game of, you know, running a mail company.
It was fun.
What are you?
Okay, this is the last leaderboard attempt.
I did some other reviews are very bad.
Oh my.
Unless they're better now, it seemed like the game was fundamentally flawed, but it looked
good in the trailer.
Mario Tennis Redemption Arc?
Excuse me?
I literally ended the game at like an A-rank or something and retired.
There's no redemption needed.
Yeah, A- and I left.
I retired at A-.
Oh
Oh my god, I thought I turned in a weird direction. Oh
Oh
All right, everybody's trying to eat there
What's that man the wall
That guy just drove to the wrong neighborhood
I don't trust you. I don't trust you.
Number one is... dude, I'm not even 5k yet? Holy shit, I thought I was going.
Oh shit. Oh my god. No. No. Let me see. Let me see. Someone's, someone's gonna die
I'm looking for somebody to consume that's crazy like I just risked that path but it
work yes yes
Alright, I'm out.
Bro, I haven't had Chipotle in a while.
I don't know who's ordered that is.
I did not order that.
Oh my god, you fucking motherfuckers, dude.
Are you kidding me?
They had a Discord planned attack there.
Did you see that shit?
And now!
They literally veeved me.
Waaaaaay!
What do I do here, boys?
What do I do here?
I got a Mario Kart winning me. I got an easy clap Mario Kart victory in me.
more last one agreed all right the finale and then fuck this game this
worm shit prison
Oh save stuff for me!
That one doesn't count, okay?
Actual last one, like a legit attempt.
Fuck that guy.
Vod friends hold.
I know you have the remote in your hand. I need you to hold
Oh, dude, never mind Bob friends fast forward fast forward
Imagine having feeding viewers and still can't reach top 10. You know what buddy? First of all, fuck you
Okay, a second of all you think I asked for this?
Part of all they actually make it more difficult than health because they are walls
This is this would be easier without
You can hide the server buddy that's not like some magic shit
You're my new the guy that says to hide the mini map in counter strike
Like someone doesn't know where fucking B is on dust 2
It does help a little bit
You still hide it? I mean, you know. Your teammate's location? Yeah, but you can still
see them. If they're around you and shit. It helps a little bit. It's not like a full
blown. It'd be hard to find your server in this game. I don't think so because people
are finding me and it's because I don't think there's that many instances open of the game.
Yeah, but you can't like actually choose server 2740 can you unless you keep refreshing until
So it throws you in here.
Oh you can.
oh my god you're not killing me dude I will lock into this journey dude I will
channel my inner worm.
Disengage bitch!
Disengage!
Oh my god.
I'm losing my form.
Yo, fuck this dude, man.
Yo, where's the number one player?
Come eat this guy.
That attorney's gonna end up killing me, too.
Shit!
I don't think I can escape this.
I don't see any uncoil air-
Wait, wait, is he leaving?
Or no, he's doubling the-
Oh, shh.
No, no, no.
Oh!
Help!
What is this right now?
Oh!
Get me out of here you rater!
Oh my god!
Holy shit dude.
Let me breathe you fox!
Let me breathe!
You attention starved fox!
the hell away from me let me breathe at least that guy was legit okay that was a random guy for fucking Ethiopia or
something that was genuine
Yeah no fucking idea bro that was legit
Grats, bro. Grats.
Yes, yes, I suck ass. Yes, the guy who keeps chasing me killed me. Yes, I suck ass. Yes.
you
I did not mean to add the red, but we're going to give him some red.
There it is.
It looks good.
It looks like I have a collar on.
Alright, legit attack.
No excuse.
No feeds.
Even though someone's just going to keep looking at the leaderboard and spamming it because
There's a lot of fucking losers, bro. They will do that. All right, the guy's already refreshing and spamming it until he finds his top 10
He's already he's already coming here, bro. The guy's whole schedule is free
Why don't you hide the leaderboard? You know what? I should. I should.
Oh my god, this is scary territory. I'm about to just block the whole fucking screen at
this but you know what at this point I'm blocking the whole damn screen okay
buddy
I found me and copied my worm shape to our colors
Yeah, I'm doing audio streams from now on I'm done
Do it do it do it see do it
Oh shit man saxophone dnb
Ashish! Ashish!
All right, all right, all right.
This guy's name is Y. Great, great question.
One of the strongest questions in the world.
all right chill brother chill brother dirty
Oh
Whoa
Yo
Get me out of here get me out of here this guy trying to kill me bro. Oh my god. Oh my god
been a long time since I've shazammed a song this is a jam just alright holy shit what is
Where's this?
This is GUS!
Fine, fine, I will duplicate and cover this.
Is that what we're doing here?
Okay, can I
I
Didn't know okay our Q stands for rage quit. Let's see who's rage quitting now, bro. Let's see who's rage quitting
Okay, literally. No you have no info you sniper fucks. All right. Let me show you had a number one no excuse
No excuse
Double lockdown
I auto switch the server. I know the number
They'll see your color. Yeah, whatever
Good luck, brother. Good luck
Good luck my brother
Oh
No, no, no! Fuck it, no!
Oh, fuck. No, dude. Why?
I'm only 275.
No. No!
Okay, no, that was just a misplay.
Chad, that was just a misplay.
It didn't count. Fuck that guy.
La, la, la, la, la.
I've really lost that another one on the screen.
Yeah, now that I know you can just copy paste the scene on OBS, I didn't know you could
do that.
20 years of streaming, I've never needed to duplicate source though until then, oh, so
Yeah
Splitter IO stream today
I can't confirm that is what you are currently watching right now. Yes, I can confirm your eyes are not deceiving you
That is currently the stream theme at the in the present moment. Yes.
I'll show you what I hit number one, I'll show the leaderboard.
You see how different of an experience this is?
a regular worm in a wormy world. Not a bunch of bodyguard, bodyguard, delivery, delivery!
Play this, play that!
Let's see, let's see, okay.
You're gonna get surrounded slowly like always.
maybe
hey
no
fuck you man die bro
Good no.
No!
Oh my god.
Dude.
Here he comes for another wedding video.
I shy elude.
FUNK!
Wait a minute!
Alright, hold on.
Oh
My good on mine good on mine good
We're dead. We're dead, bro. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo...
De-couple, de-couple. Everybody relax. We all ate. We all got some. We all got some. Relax.
Everybody chill here. We all got some.
Alright.
OUCH!
Oh, here they fucking come dude, here they are, they're showing up now.
How do you know Pagoli is from the chat buddy?
All right, all right, all right.
Lurik number one, Lurik number one.
Everybody, SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.
OHH.
That was a collision.
No I'm dead, I'm dead.
Oh my god.
I'm fucking scared.
I quit.
You know, again, where you guys can't find me.
Here we go, boys.
Here we go, here we go.
send to get. Actually, there's a high chance you can find me here. There's a high chance.
Yeah, so there's still honestly just like a great game. I think it's honest. I think it's a foundation game, you know, the same formula, bro, same formula, you can do crazy shit.
You can do a cool shit about it.
Alright, yesterday I proved that yes, you can still win knockout tours.
Yesterday I proved to myself that no, the kid who only has this game and has put in 5000 hours is beatable.
Okay, that's what I learned yesterday.
All right, it actually, there's some, there's some wins that don't make you feel anything.
I felt something when I won this yesterday.
That's why I'm back.
I felt something.
It was like winning a BR for the first time or something.
It was crazy.
I yearned for the feeling.
Here we go.
Can I do it again?
It might take a couple of minutes.
It's going to take some attempts.
Let's see, let's see.
Because you have the Tism, my guy?
You know what?
Probably.
Undiagnosed, most likely.
This bee looks so dumb.
buddy relax brawl
relax man
shall I like the bratty kid that needs a special teacher to follow him around
relax just a beat
Oh my god, I just threw. I threw!
I'm okay, I'm okay!
The ledge, drive, 18, 19.
Okay, that was a little risky.
I have yet to play the new map they added.
What up bro, what up bro? I see you man. I see you EU Martin. I see you.
Oh sure!
I knew it bro, I knew it. This sense. When you're safe for too long, it's like the build up of you're about to get hit and froze.
I knew it but I was like, how have I not gotten hit by 5 items yet? There it was.
Oh my god, I missed!
Crap, crap.
Wow.
Oh my god!
What's up boys? What's up? Get out of my way! Get out of my way!
Alright, here we go, here we go, here we go. That's how you get rid of three red shells
instantly
I'm not gonna I'm the best be and Mario Kart I'm not gonna lose to this man look
at it I'm trying to steal my thunder
I need some damn coins is what I need.
What?
Why are you chasing me in the grass with those?
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
This part of the map is just like a straight shot of bullshit.
Shit, if you get hit, it's over.
Yeah, this is a straight shot, and this guy's trying to draft me.
I wouldn't allow it.
Oh, really, bro?
Mario, you bald!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Interesting. Interesting.
Go coins!
I'm chilling, I'm chilling.
I didn't say, he just took my red shove, then it got hit and passed me.
Oh!
What is this outrange?
Oh my god, the timing!
With the steel of a quad mushroom?
Holy shit.
Oh my god, insane loot.
Oh I had to pop it, I was gonna hit it!
I choke, I choke, that's such a good item.
Why did he get the hell away from me, Yoshi?
Oh!
Oh, I got it!
He's not trying to snipe me with bananas.
Oh my god.
They're battling each other back there.
No!
No, no, no, no.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's alright.
If I get Blue Shell here, I'm uninstalling.
I am, because this game is a shrapnel piece of shit.
Oh my god, the drifts!
Dodge.
Oh my god, I dropped over it!
There it is, boys.
First round knockout victory.
There it is!
What can I say, man?
What can I say?
I should exit I should
Yeah, it's all downhill from here there's no way
Yeah, I feel like I'm making a mistake going again.
Remain at a hundred percent win rate
You got a point you got a point
You got a point
There it is real quick one win here real quick one win coward what are you talking about bro
One win right now, one win.
One win variety hour.
Iron Man.
All right
Beautiful
Okay.
Nice.
I have to lock it.
We're doing one when I got to lock in here, okay?
This game's serious business.
Oh my god, it's over. It's already over. It's potentially already over.
We have a lot of areas of O'Fock.
Maybe. Mmm. Yeah, that's not good.
Watchable situation. Not when that happens, though.
Uh-oh.
Oh my. Actually, this can work. We're back. We're back.
We're back.
Very nice.
No way!
You guys better meet.
There's no way I'm getting screwed by a strawberry right now.
There's no way!
You're kidding!
There it is, there it is, they're meeting, they're meeting, and there it is.
Okay, okay
Oh my god, I was trying to read it, and I didn't read it right.
Come on, man.
Okay, that's actually not bad.
portion it
Okay, okay
I failed I shouldn't have done that
Oh, I failed so bad there. I needed to clear that bottom one.
Oh
Sure sure sure
Yikes.
Really?
Very good, very good.
Dude! Come on, brother!
Oh, that sucks!
No, I got a lodged apple.
Oh my god, that worked.
Hmm, this is risky, but it needs to be done.
There it is, boys, there it is.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Lemon.
Very beautiful, beautiful palette here.
Beautiful, uh, what everything going on here is great.
I regret doing that kind of, but I believe in the situation.
All those lemons aren't meeting, are they?
They're not going to meet.
Build around.
Interesting.
Yikes.
Dude!
That shouldn't have went the other way.
Yeah.
Insane if this drops the tomato.
Insane if it drops the tomato.
Holy moly.
Crazy damage.
Well, there it is boys, another one.
Another one, boys.
100% win rate.
Sleeka W and Mario Kart Mario Kart 1
Sleeka S1
SC2 let's go walking in
Here's a clap.
How do you even win in Mecha Chameleon?
here we go all right here we go here we go I don't know what I'm doing
What do I do? Do I do, um, do I go Stargate Rush?
Alright, just go straight. I'm not sure what to do here.
What the hell?
Where do you leave?
Oh my god.
I totally missed where his base is.
Hehehe.
He killed us fast.
Alright, shit man.
I don't know maybe I just do zealot charge zealots and then maybe try to go to immortal zealots
and just charge rush try something like that
It's definitely somewhere around here.
I can kill him, those workers, that'd be great.
Let's see if I can kill this guy.
Watch anime!
Oh shit, there are a boat!
Don't let him, don't let him, don't let him.
No, no, go home, come home, come home, come home, come home, come home.
That was bad, 07.
I'll remember you.
Okay, I might just send one out just to harass a little bit, see what he has.
I'm gonna slice up a little bit, maybe wait for the other guy, and try to get my second
expanse it or something. Maybe if he has someone... Alright, no expand yet. I could just wait
right here to see when he tries to expand.
Oh, this is risky business, but I'm gonna do it.
He might just rush me.
I would not be surprised if there's a bunch of Marines about to show up.
Or he's building a base and then going to park it somewhere.
I know that's a shrap.
Martian's how good these players are.
Especially when I'm not good.
I need another one.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry,
I need to get the twilight council fast to 150 just to quickly get charged lots
Patrol with these guys a little bit to see when he tries to expand
one
one of these
weeks
, when they were
Not from the road!
You're kidding you bitch! I knew it! Oh my god!
No, no, this is not good.
He's a dumbass.
He's a dumbass!
What are these guys doing?
We gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go.
Dude, that must have screwed his resources up completely.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
You are cool.
You treat me well.
You are cool.
I'm the voice that I be hearing in the shadows.
You are the voice that you've got to sleep on.
That's how you do it, boys.
That's how you do it. What's next?
What's next?
I don't know man, I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know.
Geo-guessir?
I doubt it.
I doubt it, bro.
I doubt it.
I doubt it bro, I doubt it.
Alright, one win Gio.
One win, one win, one win.
It's been brutal out here.
been brutal. One one come on. It's been brutal out here. Boring
your mom, bro. Okay, you're fucking a little rat. You're
here every day being a little whiny shit, bro. Go fucking do
something.
All right, here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
Okay, names that the cozy aruf varusas.
That sounded like Polish, fucking Bulgarian.
Terin de Vanzer, Suprafata.
Suprafata.
Poland
Romania, I'm on Poland in Romania right now. I'm in that region. I'm in this region right there
Belarus
Belarus ski
Man talk to me speak to me world speak to me
Euro Parliament, Suica, his name's Suica.
Come on, man!
No!
Hold on, hold on.
Romania.
Dude, his name is Suica, bro. What the fuck is this?
Wow, it's a-
Okay, sure about it, sure.
I'm not in jail
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Whatever. Whatever. This is Japan. Okay. Ah
Where's ok. I'm in Japan. I feel like this is the obvious usual location in many areas
Okay, I'm a near Kobe
He doesn't know tell me he's not a weeb statistically. He's a weeb
statistically
99.6 are weeps
Okay, nice, nice, the combat, we got a game, we got a game.
Okay, okay.
Interesting forest.
We got a view we got a view
You're kidding man. What?
It's gonna have to somehow even turn his car around there. He must be on a bike or something. What even is this?
It's just like a dead-end cliff
No way! Oh, this is gonna be a crit.
I have no idea what country or continent this is.
Oh my god, I don't know where we are GG
Oh my god dude get the f*** out of here man
Ow this guy dude
Pure luck dumbass play
Hey Venezuela, I swear that says Venezuela, I swear to God that says Venezuela, I swear.
Do I lock it in?
I could be wrong.
Hey Venezuela, I don't know what the fuck it says.
No, no, no.
No.
I was saying a one tap, I lost.
Mmm
All right, yeah, okay
No fuck this game man, fuck the world the world there's too much shit in the world
All right, come back and I'm done.
Try again.
Get the tri again!
He doesn't know, he doesn't know.
Okay.
That's fine.
That's okay.
Regi, spiritosanto! Regi, salam, regia, viacardo de portanelda.
Okay.
Portanelda.
Somewhere on the shore, I don't know.
Hopefully I'm in the right spot.
There it is.
Reggio Calabria.
Le Stromboli Pizzeria Potters Frances Specialties.
Okay, we're in France.
Dude, what happened to the sign?
I don't know where this is I have no idea of course whatever it's all good it's all good
Okay, we're in Greece.
We're in Greece, are we?
Okay, okay, okay.
And Makonoi.
Makoni.
That's a lot of go.
I'll take it, I'll take it.
Okay.
One win, one win.
Info machine!
I'm feeling Spain, Portugal right now.
Madrid.
What if he's trolling, dude? What if this is a troll?
Polly Madrid.
I don't know.
Ibiza?
No way, no way!
I actually totally forgot where Ibiza is.
Where the fuck is Ibiza again?
Oh my goodness.
Oh, this is gonna hurt.
Oh, buddy.
Palamanka?
Oslo, I was not thinking this was gonna be Denmark right off the bat. What the hell?
Wait, wait, wait Oslo Oslo, what the hell am I talking about? Nah, I was thinking of Odense
Norway, I meant I wasn't thinking it was European look at that sign and looked at that sign and as they thought it was Africa or something
Come on man the East 16
He was trying to judge the meters and fought and where on the road it was.
I get it.
It wasn't that far though.
Okay, where, where, where, where, where?
Yo, glass blowing is sick, man.
Austria.
Brother!
What the fuck?
He doesn't know.
The kill shot.
Redemption.
Red dead redemption.
Wait!
No!
He didn't see it!
Oh my God, he didn't see it.
He didn't see it!
Oh my God, he didn't see it.
Dude, it was on his screen,
but he zoomed in and didn't look at the edge.
There it is, boys.
Another one, dude.
Another one.
Where do we go?
Where do I go?
I can't hold all these Ws bro.
My pockets are full.
Where do I put the next one?
In the shirt pocket?
All right, one win, UFC.
All right, one win.
I already loaded up.
I already locked and loaded
Guys this is gonna be so fast. I'm gonna live at playstation 5 is gonna take longer to boot up
It's gonna take longer to get into the match than win the match post
And I am playing punchy bro, what are you guys gonna be talking about? It's gonna be against bots I
Would love to play pubg if I had an active player base, which doesn't so it's a waste of time
I
Sure about
Sure, bro, whatever you said man
Apex Legends, I feel like it's too sweaty and relies way too much on the other players.
I have to relearn too much.
Championship 01 in this building.
Michael Jordan statue out front.
You know that it's something special.
The fans are in some special tonight.
It's going to be loud tonight.
Tonight Chicago will know.
We'll get that jab, jab later.
Oh!
If they come together and they plan something good, they won't go. You better watch out.
Very close.
All right, only about one action here.
The game plan, of course, was to come out aggressively,
but the landing percentage leaves a lot to be desired.
As the landing, he's gonna empty his casting,
trying to finish the pipe, but it's not working.
Oh, he's...
Oh, these leg kicks are really starting to pile up
in this round as he continues to beat up
that leg of his opponent.
Oh!
Oh, he's flipping out.
He's right in there.
We're down.
We're done. We're done here. We're done here. We're going home. We're going home.
We're going home. It's done. It's done.
Back to the feet now.
This is how it should be. The first one.
There's still maybe one that has to come through.
Yeah, we put him on those shots. He goes down there.
It's over. It's over. He's done, dude. He's done.
Dude, you're done, dude. Get up!
Brett! Brett!
This should be a penalty.
I'll get 30 seconds.
Get up! Get up!
Get up!
Final seconds.
Oh my god.
Shot, what did he play next, boys, what did he play next?
got his opponent's face landed that big part that put his opponent flat on his
back so what are you playing next was what are you playing next just like that
he will get the victory I don't know where to go next
I don't think I have Mario tennis installed
Ready fight ready
Just got around let's go
Oh nice job to walk that much buddy it's done
Oh, that beat down team is the best I've ever had before.
Is the SA looks to improve position here?
Fuck off me, man.
Oh, nicely done there as he escapes back to his feet.
Well, he's landed a few big upper cuts already. I will get you a thousand dollars, he says.
All the fight, Brad.
All the fight.
Brad.
All the fight.
Brad.
There it is, boys.
We're going next. We're going next.
We're going next.
I'm going to get one more while we buffer what we're doing next.
Street Fighter 6, um, I have to download like a hundred gigs, so that's probably not going
to happen.
Oh guys, this is all bots.
EFT run at PMC
Guys no one plays Pudgy bro. I what do you guys say man? It's literally 20 people filled with bots and five snipers
Here we are, Scotiabank Arena, Toronto, Ontario, Canada, the two of them are in the back.
What the heck was that?
One time I saw a man in the back.
I mean that was beautiful. Great job setting it up. Getting the punchman in the car, getting hurt.
You're holding very early in the fight.
Look at him! Good trouble over there.
They're certainly getting after it.
Right
Oh
I mean I can't relate next level toughness to somehow
I mean
Oh, but because of his awareness, he wasn't able to take the follow-up shot that was in the fight.
Well, both fighters realized a lot of success here early on, wow, judge.
Well, despite the fact that we knew that they were evenly matched,
they're shown to this point how well prepared they both are.
Man, that was a death blow.
What?
I'm gonna land right there and step up low with a fight.
Hey, it was perfect.
It was absolutely perfect.
Great position.
Fuck this guy, man.
Get the fuck out of here!
All of us have done that strike. Maybe open up a cut around the guy.
Yeah, it looks like that strike opened up a cut job, but he's nothing to worry about now.
He's gotta start to protect him.
And that's the danger in the engagement there.
He's hurt bad, he's hurt bad John, he's out of pressure,
he's gotta go chase that miniskown now.
90 seconds to go around one.
Another body stocking.
Yeah, he messed me up, dude.
I
Do backwards lose all games
Or is this six a liminator
Red sec.
One win red sec does not sound like a good time brush.
Just everybody camping the roofs until the circle gets smaller.
the
I
Got in here we're done
Oh
Come on.
Hehehe.
Look, they're hanging down in the pocket!
Ah!
Oh!
Oh my goodness!
We're the huge knockout tonight!
Dude, what?
Dude, they're a wreck?
What the hell is a knockout?
I need those two so I leave do I leave now do I leave now now we go inside the octagon
Bruce Buffer for the official decision.
What are you gonna have those?
What is the next promised land?
AoE 4?
Man, I don't even think I have age installed.
Yeah, I don't.
One extraction and a hunt.
What do we do here?
Um, chess, we'd be here all day.
You know what?
I could log into chess, but it's going to be terrible.
I know.
I'm very bad.
I just kind of press things and then see if I can do it and then realize oh fuck I moved in the wrong place and
That guy can kill me there from that angle
I could there's got to be one guy in 300 brain dead rank that is horrible
I don't know about mechachameleon, bro. Most of us are done with mechachameleon. It was hilarious, yes, but now we chillin', brother.
What cha?
Battlefront?
Random.
Liars Bar?
Random.
Mario Kart?
Already won that shit.
the
more chat you guys all got shit on in this game join up who's out there this
is gonna be the fastest five-minute win
I was just to add into the list.
Tetris 99 win is too difficult.
God damn it.
That is going to be very difficult.
God damn it.
I remember when I asked the dev if I could buy this game and he was like this is my baby.
It's like dude no one plays the game bro.
I'm the only one who's giving it any.
No one.
It's like abandonware.
I'll give you all five, I'll buy from you.
Get a dev team on it.
This could be a good game.
No one's out there.
Whoa!
Buddy, I can already tell, you don't know what you're doing.
Wait, can you hear me?
Can you hear me, bud?
Haha, I get it!
Why'd you do that?
No way you're still alive.
What, are you even practicing?
What is this?
Okay.
You're not gonna push me into this, PBE.
It's not happening.
You can have that, though.
I'm gonna get another weapon.
Dude, you're not gonna PvE me.
If anything, you're gonna do it to yourself.
I had its 8 update, go check it out gang, true, true that
game was fire I would say people just hate they don't understand that game was
That game is basically better than GTA 5, honestly.
Gamers just don't get it.
BAM! BAMMIT!
GAH! BAMMIT!
got it.
Damn it.
Hey, get that back.
You seem worried that it killed by just a shield only.
You seem lanyard.
Consider it an honor.
Consider it an honor to die by the shield of it.
Consider it an honor, my friend.
To die by the shield
And serve this to me
Don't do it, bro. If you swing your dad, bro. Oh
My god, I told you what did I tell you? What did I tell you man? I
Said if you swing
I'm gonna kill you
I'm not gonna do that!
Hey me bro, I wanna bleed. At this point make me bleed.
At this point make me bleed bro.
Oh
I don't think you're gonna win this.
Oh, the variety gamer is difficult.
Oh, I could have just played Paul World for fucking six hours.
I have to actually think of what to play.
Uh, where do we go now?
Ah, the Simpleton viewer just watched a stupid fucking Pokemon game.
Oh
Good rolls bro, good rolls, good rolls, good rolls, good good, very nice bloody, oh
Oh god, oh.
No!
He was the one!
He was gonna bring us freedom!
He died while you're training.
No!
Where'd we go, boys?
Where'd we go?
No, I'm not no you got to practice right you got to practice here. It's overdue. It's GG. I have good battles on good battle
It was a great battle. I enjoyed myself. I
Hope you did too. Put that down, bro. You can't handle that power. You can't I
Told you I told you
This fucking guy you can't handle that power
I'm gonna farm you guys all day in this game like it's actually it's I'm gonna farm you
guys all day you know it's free to play it's literally free to play one-by-one just works
This world wide is...
I... I... I...
You gotta get a farm guys.
UGH!
Is there no challenge?
Oh
Like oh actually motherfucker, huh? Do you like the lion's你们?
You liked that, huh? We thought that at you. Let me throw that at you
For the fucking hour no more shit at me no more shit at me. No more shit at me
Okay, okay, it's not a list full of bots buddy North America fudges full of bots relax
Oh really
But you can't win the throw match
The last guy to beat me is still needs a steam machine.
Oh no!
Whoa!
Why?
I have not full clear 33 immortals
We're trying Elden ring night rain. Good joke man. Good joke. I don't know we had comedians in the chat today
Are you done bro, are you done my turn my turn my turn bro
I tried, I tried. Are you done? Are you done?
Alright, I'll catch it midair. Hit me again. Hit me again.
The boss in the last area of 33 immortals is sick. Is it like the 10 man raid or something?
Oh, no.
Hold on, hold on.
Oh, that was hilarious, bro. That was hilarious. Hilarious gameplay.
What the heck?
HECK!
What shit game is this?
I promise you, this is better than any shit game you're playing, bro.
This game is called Art.
Alright. Why don't you go collect some fucking dumb shit in a single player game, where they arbitrarily made 150 shit to collect.
Alright, you got 50 more to go, bro.
Calculated to waste your time.
Go do it.
I commend I commend this isn't you know this is you're doing well man I gotta say I'm impressed
You've done well, soldier. You've done well.
I'm impressed with thee.
Damn! Is he born?
Oh my god!
Okay, okay, I'm chillin', what the hell?
Hey, oh, what the fuck?
Farmed.
Okay, okay.
Finally a gamer I'm proud of you man I'm proud of you dude buy him a lambo yeah fuck no
Now you have to start from the beginning.
Negative.
Try the finals new season.
Hilarious.
I
What are we doing here boys
I already got the glad I got the glad I could farm you guys are it that was a flute by the way that he won
That was the flu
All right, that shit's a blue I could farm you guys all day on this
One chess win
Dude, that's tough man, there's no way there's no way
All the fucking backseat chessers are gonna come out.
I don't wanna stream my absolute...
I already stream shit gameplay, but it's like exceptionally shit on chess.
I lack experience though, okay?
What's better, LeeChess or chess.com?
I'll do five attempts.
Actually, I don't know if I want to.
I don't know if I want to.
I'm horrible at it.
I'm bad, bro.
I'm bad.
I don't know the nuance.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. It's not good. It's not good. Which one can you just go right into and play?
They will cheat also? Maybe, but then what they have to be? Don't they have to be in the same ELO or whatever?
Okay, how do you do this?
What's the best straight up game mode that just works?
Is there a queue?
Create a lobby?
No.
Is it 10 plus zero rapid?
Okay.
Okay, this is gonna be so bad. Why am I doing this? Why am I doing this? Am I even in the
game. All right, one win, one win, one win. Here we go.
Okay, wait, what, what, what rank is this? Do I know if he's
brain dead? This has to be brain dead versus brain dead. It
It has to be.
It doesn't work otherwise.
Shit, man.
OK.
Interesting.
OK.
Hold on.
What is this opening called?
It's called Freji.
Let's see what we have here.
Who's in site?
OK, OK, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm going to force in to move here.
is it worth trading a knight for a bishop I don't know if this is worth I don't
know if this is worth it the Queen's just gonna kill him I don't know if this
is worth it yellow I don't know what the fuck I'm doing I'm just gonna go piece
for peace. Peace for peace when I see an opportunity. Yes, peace for peace. Let's see, let's see.
One win. Why isn't Bloons on the list? I don't know, man. Can I make this shit bigger? Oh,
Oh my god, that did not work. What did he do?
F6?
Alright, let me... I'm gonna bring my other guy out.
I'm surprised he hasn't killed him yet.
That's a free... This guy must not be good, which is good.
This is good practice.
Wait, what?
Oh my god.
Oh, whoops. Oh, shit, the king, bro.
Whatever. It is what it is. It was a trade. We're even.
I knew, I saw the mistake. It was too late. I couldn't do anything. I had to move the king,
right? Unless I had a rook, I could, or a pawn I could have moved, I don't know.
I don't know what I'm going to do with the Rook, I'll see.
Like your move your opponent left the game buddy. Oh he's back. He's back
He switched from his iPad to his gaming PC. He realized we got a game boys
He realized
All the fuck out of this guy's fucking sauce shit, man
I
Chill sacrificial lamb. Oh god. Oh
He can kill me there
move right here no it's fine it's fine I'm moving the queen out dude he I'm
gonna just leave that there that's fine I'm gonna do I bait out the queen wait
how am I gonna do this do I bait out the queen here seems like a stupid idea
Let's see if it happens really
Really
Oh my god, I did I
Won
One I
Won
Guys it says white is victorious I
Don't know how to tell you bro. I don't make the rules. I don't make the rules here
We got path printed print it out I got a brother printer print it out it says a white is victorious
I am playing white
It was what would have happened here you killed him
Yeah
You put in all right that one doesn't count
It counts what doesn't count?
All right last one
Bro, I don't want the chess people in here, please don't watch go watch your fucking pro matches
All right, this is literally brain dead special Olympics. Okay
I'm just I'm told I'm a tourist right now. I know this is
You guys have like notifications on your fucking game sections on Twitch when there's like a viewership increase relax
We're leaving I'm already got one foot up the door relax. We don't need the commentary
Winnable? Winnable? Okay, I don't know if that was worth it. Something tells me that wasn't worth it.
Oh shit.
Take the bait bro.
One of you is dying.
Interesting.
Right?
Do it bro, do it, do it, do it.
Oh, we're going all in here you piece of shit.
Okay, buddy.
I think this is the play here
No
He doesn't know what's fucked to do bro. He's literally asking AI right now
He's taking a screenshot and asking Siri what to do.
Wow.
Look at this shit.
He's going into his encyclopedia, chess 101, and scrolling to the page.
Ah, interesting.
I wonder if that was a miss play
So if I do this it is sacrificing kind of but it's okay
He's gonna have to move his queen unless he decides to fight it
How do I check I don't oh my god
He's in the back line. He's in the back line.
Oh, shite.
is not normally
oh shit
i think it's over, man
there it is, boys, another one
another one
He was using stockfish to be honest, what is that?
I don't know man, do I do this again?
I don't know how else I was supposed to play that.
He owned me.
I lost attempt and then I'm out.
But I put up on a part of it and then put up on a part of it and then I did.
Get your other bishop out earlier.
You think so?
I agree. Checkers is more of my speed. Okay, he aborted. Oh, nope, new match. Oh, this
This guy's ready.
Oh, he's ready.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Hello, did he just fuck my shit up?
Damn man, he just attacked and fell back and screwed me up.
It's all good.
Oh, it's not good.
Oh god, I fell from the trap.
Shhhh.
I think I lost already this piece is
shit I see what you're trying to do here buddy
Don't know I don't know I have no idea
Let me see let me see
What's your plan here, bro, I could move the rook out
If I boom he's gonna hit and then I can counter so it's a trade the rook coming out
Can pummel?
I don't know here. I don't know.
Yeah, why the why does it take a five years at this moment here? It's like they're calculating their route.
it could be the same guy okay okay I don't get it
no english what the fuck what the fuck are you doing what the fuck are you fucking dumbass
I could clear the route for him
wait what did I just do wait what didn't he just wait oh my god what the oh it's oh my
YAAAAD!
UGH!
He locked me in with the Rook, man.
Classic. Baited.
There's no way, man. Even the Anonymous aren't probably played their shit when they were younger.
He's just going to instantly pop the queen out and kill.
Interesting, um, there it is, there it is.
Oh, he's getting, no, it's okay, it's okay.
I don't know if I'm doing this right.
I think maybe right here.
Boom.
Boom, king.
I'm not sure what to do here.
I don't know I don't know I don't know wait what did he
It's not showing who kills who here what the hell is going on?
Oh, wait, it was.
Oh, whoops.
Oh, no.
I don't know if this is worth killing the queen and then dying.
I don't know what to do. It's GG.
Oh my god, I didn't... I cued that by accident.
Come on, dude.
Let's go, bro! King vs. King! Let's go!
Kill him bro, I dare you, I dare you, oh you killed him, okay.
Is this still winnable with the three pieces?
Can you do some crazy shit here?
Wait, it's almost 3-0 Spain.
.
Wait it's almost 3 oh Spain.
.
Yeah is this a visceration.
Where's the flag bro? Where's the flag?
I give up.
.
You win dude.
.
I'm about to go 5 minute chess.
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, I have a set up here, right, right,
Right?
Shit, brother, shit, brother.
Come on, mate.
That will kill me.
This kind of falls back.
This brings it back to maybe kill the horsey.
What does one do here?
I feel like I'm in such a good position, but I just don't know where to go.
his horse in just to sacrifice and get the pieces off the board it should give
you an ult and chess I should be able to ult
I don't know what it would do.
I know I'll try to kill the horse next, but it's all good.
I have to make a choice and that's what the choice was.
I should probably get the Bishop out faster.
Oh my God, I didn't realize the pawn block.
and
No!
Shit
Come on come on come on I'm regretting some things right now heavily
lol
I
Sacrifice him go for the bishop rough go for the bishop kill the bishop
kill the bishop or the knight or do that damn it oh this sucks
Wow.
I set it up.
GG.
GG boys.
I can't win this.
GG boys I can't win on chess man I can't win on chess I can't do it I can't technically
technically it was a win because that guy did leave, so we can do one in parenthesis.
All right, where are we going next year?
What time is it 430?
What time 430?
You link game from sub Sunday?
Oh yeah, that was a solid game.
Thank you.
One win mind sweeper or Tetris.
What are we doing here, fellas?
Esports manager, five wins CS.
Even though Tetris, I would play though.
What Tetris would I play?
Yeah, I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that.
Let's do some...
Mmmmmm...
The sports manager was decent.
You
DbD one win smash brothers hunt
DbD win bro, really?
I uninstalled it boys for some reason I uninstalled it.
60 gigs boys that's 60 gigs
No one's doing that there's a million games you can't pick one I can't be honest I actually cannot I'm trying
Did it did it did it did it
Bro fall guys. It's crazy. Oh, I got a P though. That's for sure. Um, where my plan
boys.
All guys has an extreme mode.
Dude, I'm going to let up and follow guys and it's going to be no one playing the game.
I refuse to take that suggestion case so works because he has a lot of stream snipers.
That is his comic con or twitch con dude.
Um, one win Rocket League.
Whoa.
I don't actually have Rocket League installed.
There's only 463 people playing fall guys.
What do we do?
Yeah, I would play something if I knew you just let up some battlefield and mess around
battlefield.
Actually, I might just do that and just chill.
Just do some pubs.
Yeah, actually, I think that's exactly what I'm going to do.
Yeah, one sec, hold up.
I
Now I'm gonna do some conquest blow up some vehicles with the dirt bike
you can go from there pal and
you did I mean I played like three matches of chess
you didn't miss much bro
brother you're gonna miss a shite how what's the max level of some people 237 is
Is there actually a cap? This guy's 504. Oh my god.
Okay, I cannot find the full screen setting for the left of me right now.
You don't see my cam? It's on bro.
Did you guys see it?
Yeah bro, restart your computer bro.
It'll turn on bro, it's a bug.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
ehehe
da-da-na-na-ra-da-na-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
when they hear my motorcycle
I want every tank to fear
that this
When they hear it, they know they're going to blow up.
I missed.
of
the
death
of
all of the
Yeah, I might just die and reset I got nothing to play
oh my god they all kept coming out of their vehicle one guy and then the other
guy what the heck was that I think I got to change my pistol this
This crystal is not it.
Let's go up this way.
All the tanks are towards sea right now.
Is there a way to make a vehicle destruction build in this game?
Where you have like RPGs and C4, I don't think so, right?
I'm good. Even as solo engineer, it takes way too much time to destroy a single tank.
The C4 is the most effective.
There's a tank very far away.
I believe.
Bitch!
Like, if I could resupply, that'd be great, but nope.
I'm like, useless now.
That was bad.
Aw, it'd be so easy.
What is this again?
I wonder if this game looks a lot better in 1440k.
I mean every game does just battlefield battlefields kind of weird
Is it GG for France?
Are you kidding me?
Two tourist predictions wrong?
Norway and now France?
I saw two enemy tanks here, now I've seen nothing.
Why does he have 18 bullets in his gun?
Is SMG that's it?
You're jerking, right?
Ah!
Oh my god, what the hell?
Dude's still alive?
Yeah, mine would have blown up.
Whatever I wanted to leave, I gotta go again.
The box to put these TVs on the monitor objective England versus Argentina tomorrow
England's gonna lose
Argentina's gonna win
No, let me be wrong I was down down two for two on being a wrong
I'm not going opposites
This guy, bro, you think you can just front line camp our ship, bro?
I told you, you hear the buzz, you know you're gonna die. That's how we do it.
What does that even mean, who killed me, what does that even mean?
Okay.
Jackson!
Yes, you've secured bottom safety. Let's try it back up.
I need to go down actually they're all towards the left but there is an enemy tank on E I'm
I'm going to take him out.
NOOOOOO!
I almost made it!
This average gamer piece of shit, bro.
I'm failing. That road, I gotta go around that road. That road has too much heat on it.
I
I gotta say, man, the bike that plopped off...
They're actually really, really good.
And I like how there's so many on the map, so you let every human always be on one.
Alright, we gotta turn these Ls into Ws.
I see one tank, but I gotta journey to get to him.
I'm not a gaming depression, I just don't know what game to latch onto right now.
I'm a very bouncy gamer right now.
Nothing exceptional. Everything feels potato at the moment.
They're like, I want to really get into a game. There just isn't anything.
New, new, like something new.
buddy how are these how are these people finding the one guy on a motorcycle
why it's on the wheel
whoa I don't know you can do that
Oh, there's a tank here. Not for long, though.
Cover that ass!
I swear there was a guy shooting me.
That was him, all yours bro.
Oh
My god
There's a guy with a mortar literally right there dude. I don't know why I looked at it. I thought it was my teammate
He lost
one more, one more, one more
That guy, that guy, that guy, here we go, here we go, here we go.
what are you what is hooligan bob doing bro why are you aiming so low
yeah man he was just camping up there
another one another one that was the warm up
Alright, here we go.
I'm assuming if you press Conquest, it's all Conquest matches.
Wait, but then I'm assuming there's no motorcycles in this one, right?
Yikes.
Are there motorcycles on this one?
And they still say Mbappe is a great player.
You guys are harsh, okay?
Why did he get that reputation?
Because he's usually good.
He's not going to pog off every year, dude.
Come on, man.
What are we talking about here, dude?
Yeah, he's still good.
Damn, man.
They need to make it so it only queues you into the large-scale conquest with all vehicles.
Is that not a queue unless I do a custom search and then it makes an unpopulated lobby?
Yeah, but custom search?
throws you into like it always makes an unpopulated lobby
whatever I guess I'll just like support this map
I'm gonna push up here.
Everybody relax.
Hey! There's a monster!
Hey, guy, let's just run in there with the book!
Shut down!
I'm out of here!
Shut up!
Drop the gun!
I'm scared.
How did he know, Chad, how did he know?
to me how I knew you're crazy bro do it dude do it I'm holding I'm holding get
me up get me up
Come on Shasty!
My god, my god!
They had really a noob tube?
Suck on the blue!
Suck on the blue-y!
All right, we've secured an early advantage.
Stay with me!
Let's move!
Hang on!
Is this even considered a good gun anymore?
Right.
Fuck, Medic!
Medic with an LMG.
LMG, did I play this game with an LMG for a bit and it was insane because you never had to reload?
Is there any way to know which one I used?
DRS is the best
I
literally every kill I hear every single kill I tear up
I'm fucking hit!
It's like every single kill, it's like dun dun dun dun dun dun
Yo, Kokek, 162 months, man.
God damn, yo, I hope you're doing good, Coké.
I've been showing for a long time, man.
God damn!
Shoot head? I would have said that.
Now watch the new season of Blood.
I am taking out everybody there's no backup
up to kill one guy doing 360s?
I think out of every FPS battlefield feels the most
like you have the most useless teammates.
I'm not going there anymore they have that
I got him back here. I did not want to be here.
Yeah, I totally took your Keppa accident and I don't want this.
I
Are you kidding me, bro?
That gun doesn't shoot, it takes a second to start shooting.
I was ready. I think I was ready for it.
Somebody's got nades!
Oh my god, I thought that was a smoke, like I had an incendiary.
Okay, okay!
Okay, he's up there.
Yo, boys, somebody he's up there, dude. He's up there.
I think he's still there.
Uh-oh.
of
I guess it's showing right there.
Oh, uh-oh.
Come on bro, there's no one shooting up ahead?
No teammates in the front?
Oh wow.
They're back out.
I don't know how he didn't kill me, I thought I was wondering the same thing.
I refuse to be near that little area where it's just pure death as I head back there
because there's no other path.
See is the trope.
Dude, why are you...
What the hell is such a random incendiary, dude?
Rene!
Oh my god, they all died.
Oh, he's crazy.
Damn.
That spot is so strong.
Wait, they capped it?
Wow, now they're back capped in smoke.
Now we're fighting the other way.
And no one wants to flank you.
I'm going this way.
Going around town
You're joking, Brazil!
I need a fucking medic!
That's crazy dude- That's craa-
e-e-e-e-e-
That's craa-
e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ee-ee-ee-ee-e-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee.
No way dude, there's always some f**king hole.
Damn, he killed four people.
Oh, my God.
Fuck it, hey!
Alright, we got the outskirts.
Our forces will go more objective than the enemy's.
Get down! I'm over here! Get in!
We're still under attack. We need your help.
Come on! Come on!
That's a shit.
We need to get back to the force of our objective.
Oh my god!
Dude the whole server's in that gap.
One incendiary would have been so crazy there.
See what happens if I go this way and around.
Nope.
not that way
its hate just chilling there
I
Now wait a second
Are you kidding me? There's a whole freaking squad in there still!
does no one have a name
Yeah, this map fucking sucks ass
Maps that have like a funnel of all the characters are the worst. I know some people like that like the meat grinder maps
This map is right in the middle. Yes, you can go to the other areas of the map, but it all comes down to that middle.
This is a BF3 map. I don't remember this in BF3.
This isn't Metro.
I'm walking. I'm walking. I'm walking.
Right, right.
to
five
Oh my fucking god.
Next map, next map, next map.
I
of
death of
Hey! Yeah, that was a really good position for a claymore. That was a very good one.
Buddy arrest me buddy! No one arrest me buddy! Buddy arrest me buddy!
Do I wait? Oh, that's over.
What am I doing here?
Who are we getting, Bob?
I wasn't expecting you to be there.
Who are we getting, Bob?
the wind give me give me some c4 and a motorbike this map horrible
Yeah, this new disease that makes us have an explosive diarrhea.
Where does it rank?
What was the other thing?
I don't know the name of it. Was it there something else recently but it died out fast Ebola wasn't Ebola making a resurgence or something oh
Yeah, the other one the Hanta virus yeah, I feel like the Hanta virus die out
Are we talk are we I wonder if we're at the Hanta virus phase
It's still around. I don't know if Hantavirus is still around. It's the same as this new one.
He thinks I'm pushing, but I'm not.
Shratts.
You'd think you'd do, but you don't.
It's over now. I want this to end so I can get in a motorbike. This map sucks ass.
Oh wait, that's very different compared to the other two we're talking about.
Right.
Yeah, I don't know if it's at the same level as Hauntabire, it's hard to tell because the
Hauntabire sounded like it was definitely gonna fuck shit up and then it didn't.
I don't know if uh...
Our next mate buddy!
sick below spore asses
that's crazy bro, explosive diarrhea and then it can come back again
god damn it
I said washing your produce might not do anything
good thing I only eat McDonald's
Good thing I only eat them at the bottom.
Finally a reason to not eat veggies.
This map is worse.
They literally just make this game into a bunch of brain dead, just meat grinding maps.
on conquest? what even is this?
alright I want my motorbike
I'd rather just wait for a custom to fill up at this point
boys we're going in the sky man, fuck this game
this game. Alright, it's time to play an actual video game. Alright, where the hell is actually
heli. Not the what the heli the actual helis. What the heli?
Alright, we're going to do some beg RP into some flying RP.
Oh dear, there were big patches apparently.
It's been a while though. Oh, it's just updates anyways. Not long.
All right.
Arma, Arma.
What are you downloading that's taken five years?
What is this map doing?
What is this game doing?
Oh, there we go.
Yeah, I mean, is that update?
Oh, okay, there's actually a lot of patches that dropped here.
That's almost done.
We got ten more patching.
Another one, these ones are fast, and then one big one.
The latest update removed helicopters.
Not like this.
Let's see.
I
Biggest patch hold up
What are you eating for dinner?
Salmon probably.
Salmon rice, avocado, gg, teriyaki salmon, democracy.
Democracy, what?
Manifest?
Alex DeCent.
Show me another time.
NATO boys!
No!
How we doing? How we doing-y? It's been a while since I've been on the streets. Of course
it's night time. Fuck me. Whatever, it's pretty fat. Wait, there already- dude, it's literally
about to wait it's about it's over it's actually over damn it am I actually
I just load up on a rare NATO W and now
flashback to when we were being timered see if there's another server
Down.
Successful delivery run does count as a win.
Wait, I just can I add, I don't know if I just type into the same server. Whoops.
Okay, it definitely was.
There's not always troops to fly.
happen to the server
All right, I got one here we go here we go here we go
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
We're in. I'm in. I'm in.
Kind of in.
Okay.
Let me see.
I'm hoping somebody on NATO leaves and then of course somebody on Russia leaves.
Two people on Russia leave.
10 games in one stream or record I don't think so I could play I could play Russia I just
Let's do the Russian little birds.
Looks like we're doing it.
And it's night time.
I love video games.
of video games.
You're not doing good, bitch.
That's how it keeps us coming.
Hey, y'all, brother, can you hear me, man?
What?
Can you hear me, brother?
Can you hear me, shut up?
I can hear you, brother.
All right.
She's just going to let them cut us off.
Come on, wake up.
Yeah.
What was that?
Yep.
Let me ask him.
Hey, y'all, look at it.
Look at it.
No, bro. Front line just told me. Command said I need more right now. Supply is needed.
Are you able to, are you able to give me permission for that?
Alright, I'm ready. He was fine, I'm going.
Let him go. Let him go.
They're all, they're all privates.
You seem to get, uh, connection from Varus to Figuari.
I don't think so.
No.
I said a connection from Varus to Figuari.
No means to waste.
I don't think it's a fresh match. He's already a lieutenant.
Swap up first, please. Come on, man.
No big RP boys that's what we do it here
Big RP brother
Shit
Yo man how about I ride with you and then you know you hook me up with that one and
you spawn another one
Yeah sure
Nice
Yeah sure.
Nice.
Alright.
As long as you live, just we're getting caught up everywhere.
Nah, I believe, I believe.
I can tell you're a good driver.
Pilot.
Nice.
Can you rock?
Yeah, there's fucking no way to go there.
Hmm, if you got a Morton or a...
Take a what?
You can get a bison
West
Postal Morton Morton
Oh my god, we're in the air
I'm listening man, all right, I'm listening
What's wrong what's wrong oh my god what happened to the map
I don't know what we're gonna do here, bro
There's nowhere to
How do we just lose all that
Yeah, I'll just get back that was so weird. Yeah, you can try that I don't know
I
You lost the match in five minutes
What are people trying to do in my place?
Just to leave the other guys behind.
We still have to find something to follow this.
It's just a barbie idiot that's going somewhere else.
Yeah, usually Russia wins.
It's just to defend this guy.
I haven't been here in a while.
Is it different now?
I don't think this depends on the day, I guess.
Yeah.
That's a good game.
I'll figure it out, Matt.
Buddy, I'm gonna be playing DayZ when Badlands comes out.
For the millionth time, I'm waiting.
I am craving to play DayZ, but I'm waiting for Badlands.
20 half-high sandbag walls, right on the square.
Square
What's costing supplies
You just waste all the supplies
I
Not an enemy heli
Nice nice.
Want to smoke up the plane?
bro wait, go.
I'm sorry. I can't get to you.
he's pushing you.
bro
dude
I might wake up
Oh my god, you live
Oh my god
Oh my god.
I think I've been engaged with a rifle.
You have an attack chopper, please go to the Earth now.
I think he's looking for me in the house.
How do you kill them?
and
Shhh!
Attention, attention!
Massacre at the point of the barge!
Are you kidding me?
He's in the top floor, he's in the top floor, he's in the top floor.
Okay.
from my leg bro
me leg
I need people to spawn on to us right now.
Oh, pick me. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
I heard him close the door.
He's upstairs.
Okay, never me I'm going in
You know we know you're up there piece of shit we know my we know we know you're
up there bro. We're gonna let you stay up there. Is that you? Yeah bro we know man.
There's only one way out buddy. All the boys. Hey guys, guys he's upstairs. Yep bring your
There's a rat up there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right up there.
Yep, made right now.
All five of you guys made it.
Three, two, one.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
He's going to die.
I'm going to fall for it.
Y'all, it's our base now, bruh.
It's our base.
You can talk your way out of this man just drop your guns, bro. You can just run into the forest unarmed
Do it man do it
Yes, I mean you gotta die cornered here in the house
you
I mean, let me start her up.
Come on, bitchy! Come on, bitchy!
Yeah!
There it is.
Something is wrong here.
Check it out?
No, I got it.
I say we go to a heli pad and you get me a heli, cause your city is a...
I'm gonna go back to base, I guess.
What? We don't have a forward heli?
We don't want to spawn helis on board.
We're far off from them.
Yeah.
Unless you're ballzzy.
Maybe if we were all the way to Hankbubber.
He's like, you wanna leave already? What the fuck man? What the fuck man?
You're just getting in the leach again.
Yeah, that was good though. We chasing that base.
Yeah. Look. I said that was a good place. I've never had that
before, like.
I actually did not. Almost. Yeah. You could just give a shot
He's gonna break his heart.
Back to base.
You like the night?
It's finished.
Oh.
Yeah, for further daytime.
Oh my god!
Ow!
I prefer the daytime. Oh my god! Ow!
I got the surplus of money.
I'm not so lucky.
good shit man, good shit
I gotta say this one if you spawn a new one
oh shit, never break
I'm just gonna
I
Let me see if I still remember how to fly this
Your wrench
Are you gonna wrench wrap
You got it. Oh man, good luck. Thank you, bro
All right, I'm headed to Morton his own
You just wanted someone to play with
with. Yeah.
Alone, but alone.
I
What am I listening to what am I listening to
Here we go here we go
I'll be sure to get you to this place, alright guys?
Oh my goodness, that was so bad, we hit the ocean floor.
That's impressive.
He's sitting at so fast with that little bird we tried to chop out of the helicopter like the Navy Seals.
I did not know we would go to the bottom of the ocean.
Look.
Yeah?
Okay, let's try again. I haven't already got a hunt.
Okay.
This time maybe a little bit slower.
I think we would have survived, but that was very violent.
Now this is a different heli pilot.
Where the hell am I?
I do not see myself. Am I the red Dorito?
What the hell are you?
I'm already out of fucking kill me, not alive in mine, it needs a quarry.
The little one is fucking dead.
Almost almost dead.
That was so fast.
Yeah, it was more anti-safe than land.
He's got an enemy in the corp.
But if he's in the enemy, we're closing in on one of them there.
But supplies are not plugged in, not a digestible bomb.
I was killed just at the finish, just the lighting.
I gotta make a fucking headshot, I gotta fucking shoot you in the ass.
Oh my god.
Is this QVS?
Byzon?
Wait, sorry.
Alright, let's see boys, the one tap, here we go.
And...
HAYO!
Oh my god, my zon's hot.
I swear this sun just disappeared.
Damn, where do I drop these supplies off?
Damn, look at the fog over there.
Yo, Arma literally popped off, man.
Goddamn.
the
my shit. I'm gonna go over here and deliver. I'll plot! Yeah, I'll plot okay to deliver.
Holy shit.
It's like a really far right there.
Buddy
Enough please be close enough no nearby fall
I have no supply stuff here, what is going on there's no supplied boxes
Yeah, that guy was right. There's nowhere to drop supplies off. Zerna. Zerna's at 2,000 right as well.
If this game gave you like a little mini-map, that'd be amazing.
This is the place me and that guy capped.
Probably where I should make a helipad, but I'm not gonna.
Hopefully this is close enough.
Yeah!
I got more.
Still got it boys, still got it.
Okay.
Look for you this time, man.
Yeah.
Oh, checking.
Camera is no longer a problem.
I can see we've kept it.
Up here.
What the hell?
It's okay, it's okay!
Hey, Dave! Hey, Dave!
Holy shit, who's that fireball up there?
Someone was shooting in that area.
Oh no, I gotta go to Igla and repair on that other van.
And this seems like death.
I don't have a nade to kill myself.
Still blow up.
Die!
No nades.
Shit brother.
Damn.
That's not good.
There's no one out here dude. Get a truck? I might have to.
I want to do what that guy's doing.
Some people don't have ranks, I don't get how that works.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me ask him right now, I got a lot of people bro, you got a heli
spawn mount, we got these supplies on the frontline, ASAP, pronto.
Your man just asked.
Nice, nice, if you got a little bird, yeah, yeah, we're coming right now, yeah, we're
come right up over and out yeah good shit man good shit
wait he can't he doesn't know how brother bring me somewhere bring me
somewhere
No, where are you?
No!
Samart?
What's up, my guy?
What's up, man?
What's up, man? You get a helicopter?
Hook it up, man. Hook it up.
Hook it up, my guy.
Oh, shit. Okay, don't chill.
Oh shit, okay, okay, okay, I see you, man, I see you, bro.
I'm gonna remember this, alright?
Thank you, man, thank you. I wasn't expecting that.
Screets! Oh, yeah.
Dead in two minutes? Right.
You know what? Maybe you should try being it non-toxic. Alright?
You ever think about that?
It's time.
It's time to get rid of these.
Let me throw them down into the forest.
It's time.
It's time!
It's time! Get this shit off me! It's time!
The dogs are out.
The gags are out. Just need some buns.
Ah boys, this is how you go down to Igla.
You go like this, you see them in the distance.
And...
We're going.
I don't want to ask for some surprise.
What the hell?
Some frik-
Why? Don't win my game!
Oh, and you always win!
There's literally a tank on the road, dude. There's a frikin enemy tank on the main road.
Are you kidding?
No one, there's 50 people here, no one sees the guy with the massive armor.
Come on, man!
Alright, you gotta step it up, man, alright, you gotta step it up here.
Look at all this armor you bought, alright, you went on the website, you bought the most
expensive stuff, and you're still a private.
What are you doing now?
That's why we're losing, bro.
I'm kidding bro.
Do your thing, alright?
Do your thing.
I need some help on the road, so I'm alone here.
He's crying!
Yeah, I don't think we're getting another heli.
I think that's all.
That's it.
Hey, yo, Sarge!
Sarge, brother, I need a heli pronto.
Front line.
We're going.
Let's move.
Let's go let's go I
Think he's afk
He's afk
Do I use the car?
All right, I'm taking the car boys. We're taking the car
We're going on a nice supply run here. Oh, yeah, I forgot about the motorbike actually hold. Is it better than the battlefield motorbike?
I forgot if this was good
It's a lot easier to die on this
This thing caps at 80.
This is what it's like to have a gun, but I don't know what it is.
I don't know what that is, though.
90!
Almost a hundred!
I'm okay, I'm okay!
Ow!
That's a lot more hardcore than Battlefield.
Ow!
That's okay, I'm alright. I'll wake up.
No, he's gonna wake up.
It's more like a slight injury
Wake up man
I have a concussion and apparently I broke my leg, but all good.
What happened?
Wow, ignored.
Wait, can I smoke this?
I missed.
That's your own set of plans.
Excuse me.
Yes, sir.
I like painkillers something
I guess I'm a John Sky
I try popping a morphine
I don't like it.
Laser, do you want to give me a hand on it?
Yes, this is at least three hostiles on a capture.
It's in the toss.
Holding up points.
Yeah, pretty much.
Oh, that guy was waiting for it.
He was waiting for it.
I don't know boys.
I'm chilling here, guys.
I'm chilling here, boys, gg's.
I'm chilling here chat
Regular week people I'll be on tomorrow. You guys enjoy the rest of your night next stream
Wedness day enjoy a night chat. Thank you for chilling and
And we will go from there 24-hour stream is probably never gonna happen man. I don't see that happening. I'm too old now, bro
Gg's people till next time enjoy your night people
Yes, indeed
Enjoy your night chat. I will see you. Thank you for watching like always tomorrow another stream
We'll figure it out and go from there
Yes, yes
Yes, it be
Peace out chat enjoy night. I'll see you guys on Wednesday. Bye
Can you last forever?
Use yourself and pull the trigger now
She will never leave you
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