{"segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 2.0, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 30.0, "end": 32.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 90.0, "end": 92.0, "text": " my god"}, {"start": 95.6, "end": 99.6, "text": " i was having people ask me out all that fun stuff"}, {"start": 101.28, "end": 105.6, "text": " are you guys doing chat what up what up people"}, {"start": 108.56, "end": 115.52, "text": " first teaser for the batman part two came out oh shit i saw that one in theaters man that was good"}, {"start": 115.52, "end": 124.47999999999999, "text": " That was good shit, my brother."}, {"start": 124.47999999999999, "end": 129.2, "text": " That's good shit, my brother."}, {"start": 129.2, "end": 134.4, "text": " I know, I know the past one was good, but no, they did a good bit."}, {"start": 134.4, "end": 138.64, "text": " This one's a solid Batman take two."}, {"start": 138.64, "end": 142.84, "text": " I enjoyed it, bro, I enjoyed it, bro."}, {"start": 142.84, "end": 144.56, "text": " I enjoyed it, man."}, {"start": 147.0, "end": 149.76, "text": " Man, what is this right here?"}, {"start": 152.3, "end": 157.2, "text": " Yeah, new online MechPBB game."}, {"start": 160.5, "end": 163.7, "text": " Co-carnages games coming out. Oh, shit, man."}, {"start": 166.76, "end": 167.68, "text": " Let me see."}, {"start": 167.68, "end": 172.68, "text": " YouTube 1440p not live. Oh shit. Hold up"}, {"start": 176.68, "end": 178.68, "text": " Let me see here"}, {"start": 181.68, "end": 185.68, "text": " Yeah, what the fuck man, I revisited Slyther yesterday with the hell now bro. I"}, {"start": 186.68, "end": 191.28, "text": " Saw like XQC and queso playing it. Did they usually play that game?"}, {"start": 192.68, "end": 194.68, "text": " Are they back on it now?"}, {"start": 195.56, "end": 197.56, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 198.72, "end": 203.28, "text": " Spain at one I know who's today England versus Argentina, right?"}, {"start": 212.60000000000002, "end": 214.60000000000002, "text": " We might we might"}, {"start": 217.32, "end": 223.48000000000002, "text": " What did you do with all the W's you collected yesterday, bro, I put them in a stack and you know"}, {"start": 223.48000000000002, "end": 239.04000000000002, "text": " neatly put them in the drawer yes my dude yes you"}, {"start": 239.04, "end": 245.92, "text": " Uh, Lord of the Rings teaser."}, {"start": 245.92, "end": 246.92, "text": " Oh, true."}, {"start": 246.92, "end": 248.85999999999999, "text": " Let me see here."}, {"start": 248.85999999999999, "end": 253.84, "text": " Maybe some Tarriba today, buddy."}, {"start": 253.84, "end": 259.0, "text": " I got a login for this shit, man."}, {"start": 259.0, "end": 262.88, "text": " I did see the mound Omen of Cthulhu came out."}, {"start": 262.88, "end": 265.48, "text": " I don't know, man."}, {"start": 265.48, "end": 268.44, "text": " Games demo was so not it."}, {"start": 276.68, "end": 277.48, "text": " Mixed."}, {"start": 279.92, "end": 280.88, "text": " It's pretty good enough."}, {"start": 280.88, "end": 282.6, "text": " Brother Brian, I don't know why you added such a goopy"}, {"start": 282.6, "end": 283.88, "text": " waste of time."}, {"start": 286.88, "end": 289.68, "text": " I was hearing graphics are insane."}, {"start": 292.8, "end": 294.92, "text": " Yeah, I mean, sure."}, {"start": 295.48, "end": 301.48, "text": " Hmm. Yeah, I don't know. I guess I didn't see it."}, {"start": 301.48, "end": 305.48, "text": " Mm-mm."}, {"start": 305.48, "end": 311.48, "text": " All it had was atmosphere and graphics and then you move around with a group and you like collect"}, {"start": 311.48, "end": 319.48, "text": " random, uh, like artifacts and put them on the mule and then go back to your boat."}, {"start": 325.48, "end": 348.64000000000004, "text": " Yeah, I don't know about that, I was resetting this, hold on, there we go, boom, boom, easy"}, {"start": 348.64, "end": 352.59999999999997, "text": " Clap, done, and done."}, {"start": 352.59999999999997, "end": 354.28, "text": " All right, should be good now."}, {"start": 360.56, "end": 363.59999999999997, "text": " I saw paper shredder, I already wish listed it, it looks good."}, {"start": 366.28, "end": 368.4, "text": " The Odyssey reviews are coming in,"}, {"start": 368.4, "end": 370.8, "text": " imagine caring what critics say."}, {"start": 370.8, "end": 372.64, "text": " Yeah, I mean, you know what?"}, {"start": 375.12, "end": 375.96, "text": " Back,"}, {"start": 375.96, "end": 383.84, "text": " It's more like a baseline, bro. It is a baseline. There are a lot of movies where the critics"}, {"start": 383.84, "end": 390.28, "text": " and the audience doesn't agree. It's still pretty, it's still just like a curiosity"}, {"start": 390.28000000000003, "end": 404.68, "text": " peak just like the fucking video game reviews still still I did I saw obsession yesterday"}, {"start": 409.48, "end": 415.48, "text": " it was good I think you know what the first half the second half picked up a lot"}, {"start": 415.48, "end": 423.84000000000003, "text": " The last the last hour is actually it was really good dude actually it was for for it being wasn't it wicked low budget I"}, {"start": 432.32, "end": 440.58000000000004, "text": " Thought it was actually pretty damn fucking good for the budget did it he did that was like a really solid job the acting I guess carried it"}, {"start": 440.58, "end": 455.3, "text": " It was a good enough story for a 750k movie."}, {"start": 455.3, "end": 459.7, "text": " It was good shit."}, {"start": 459.7, "end": 466.4, "text": " Is it true that it's the highest grossing indie movie in a century?"}, {"start": 466.4, "end": 467.82, "text": " Was that fucking bullshit?"}, {"start": 467.82, "end": 469.74, "text": " That's insane."}, {"start": 469.74, "end": 472.5, "text": " Was it also the lowest?"}, {"start": 472.5, "end": 473.82, "text": " Some type of low as well."}, {"start": 473.82, "end": 477.1, "text": " That's fucking insane."}, {"start": 477.1, "end": 483.26, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 483.26, "end": 486.74, "text": " I wouldn't say it was like scary."}, {"start": 486.74, "end": 488.82, "text": " There wasn't anything scary about it."}, {"start": 488.82, "end": 496.74, "text": " It was more just like an interesting original tale."}, {"start": 496.74, "end": 498.74, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 498.74, "end": 502.02, "text": " Yeah, it was more unsettling."}, {"start": 502.02, "end": 503.02, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 508.22, "end": 510.3, "text": " Soccer watch party today."}, {"start": 510.3, "end": 511.5, "text": " I don't know about that."}, {"start": 511.5, "end": 512.96, "text": " What time is the match?"}, {"start": 518.86, "end": 520.02, "text": " I haven't watched a movie in a while,"}, {"start": 520.02, "end": 522.1, "text": " but I'm actually glad I watched that one."}, {"start": 522.1, "end": 526.7, "text": " It was a solid two hour watch."}, {"start": 526.7, "end": 527.84, "text": " Three hours."}, {"start": 528.74, "end": 540.74, "text": " Goddamn man! Yeah, obsession. I think I see one. Honestly, I see one. It's just like weapons. I actually did not see weapons. That one I did not watch."}, {"start": 543.74, "end": 554.74, "text": " In a weird way, it reminded me of the originality of that one movie that I always forget the name of, where it's like a group of them and that weird fucking hand."}, {"start": 554.74, "end": 564.94, "text": " wait was it a hand or like a book? not something maybe it was talk to me yeah"}, {"start": 564.94, "end": 571.1800000000001, "text": " talk to me I don't know maybe it kind of reminded me in a way of like that where"}, {"start": 571.1800000000001, "end": 578.46, "text": " it was super that one was 824 so it's different or 824 I thought talk to me"}, {"start": 578.46, "end": 582.26, "text": " was pretty good I would say talk to me an obsession or in the same category to"}, {"start": 582.26, "end": 593.3, "text": " me like a indie style just really good horror movie. I don't need to be scared. I want a"}, {"start": 593.3, "end": 604.02, "text": " cool thriller horror plot that has an interesting tale to it as to why it's horror. It's not"}, {"start": 604.02, "end": 611.46, "text": " the scares, it's the tale in the horror setting. And Obsession does a good job with that, same"}, {"start": 611.46, "end": 623.82, "text": " with that other movie. Are you desensitized to jump scares? 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What else? Anything else happen?"}, {"start": 704.86, "end": 708.86, "text": " Blood of the Dawnwalker has gone gold."}, {"start": 708.86, "end": 716.86, "text": " Blood of the Dawnwalker is going to be one of the most interesting games of the year, just to see how it lands."}, {"start": 716.86, "end": 720.86, "text": " I think Crimson Desert as well."}, {"start": 720.86, "end": 729.5, "text": " Crimson Desert is in the anomaly category of it's not just like Assassin's Creed black flag. They pulled it off"}, {"start": 730.34, "end": 736.96, "text": " But there's something about black flag that it was good. It was fun to play it looked fucking 10 out of 10"}, {"start": 737.38, "end": 741.3000000000001, "text": " You felt you were on a fucking tropical island in the summer"}, {"start": 742.7, "end": 746.38, "text": " Literally lines up with the release and the feel you want to experience in the summer"}, {"start": 746.38, "end": 765.38, "text": " Yeah. Crimson Desert skepticism. I had so much skepticism going into Crimson Desert. They marketed the shit out of the game. It did not look good. I am watching the game play. I thought it was plastic and then holy shit."}, {"start": 765.38, "end": 771.66, "text": " it. Then the critics were like 50 50 on it and then the game came out and it was actually"}, {"start": 771.66, "end": 779.58, "text": " good. That was an anomaly. I feel like to me that rarely happens. Blood of the Don Walker"}, {"start": 779.58, "end": 788.38, "text": " is either gonna be. I don't know. I don't know. I think it's gonna be shallow to say it's"}, {"start": 788.38, "end": 799.3, "text": " just like the Witcher. It's gonna have some Witcher DNA for sure. I mean it does"}, {"start": 799.3, "end": 803.62, "text": " when you watch the trailer, but it seems like they're trying to change it up a"}, {"start": 803.62, "end": 810.3, "text": " bit. Maybe with the time limit you have to actually complete the main story"}, {"start": 810.3, "end": 813.66, "text": " whoever that mechanic works."}, {"start": 813.66, "end": 818.66, "text": " Don Walker comes out on the third and Onimusha comes out on the fourth."}, {"start": 818.66, "end": 821.66, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 821.66, "end": 829.66, "text": " Onimusha is going to be way more streamlined of an experience because it's, isn't it a linear game?"}, {"start": 829.66, "end": 831.66, "text": " It's going to be way easier."}, {"start": 831.66, "end": 837.66, "text": " Blood of the Don Walker is going to be a lot more RPG."}, {"start": 837.66, "end": 841.66, "text": " Onimusha's demo was fun."}, {"start": 841.66, "end": 845.74, "text": " Duskblood's beta is in August."}, {"start": 845.74, "end": 848.78, "text": " I'm 50-50 on Duskblood as well."}, {"start": 848.78, "end": 851.42, "text": " Switch to exclusive is kind of,"}, {"start": 851.42, "end": 856.1, "text": " switch exclusive does kind of make it limited."}, {"start": 856.1, "end": 863.38, "text": " But we all played Bloodborne at 30 FPS and I think the Switch 2 can play Bloodborne at 30 FPS."}, {"start": 863.38, "end": 868.98, "text": " And so that means it doesn't matter."}, {"start": 871.66, "end": 880.66, "text": " Some Starcraft 2 would take the edge off. I mean, maybe brother."}, {"start": 880.66, "end": 884.66, "text": " England versus Argentina, who are you rooting for?"}, {"start": 884.66, "end": 891.66, "text": " I'm 0 for 2 in my tourist picks, so I'm going to go reverse psychology and hope Argentina wins."}, {"start": 901.66, "end": 921.66, "text": " Okay, all these motherfuckers with their broken ass English barely understanding what the fuck I said, ready to type their shit ass comments."}, {"start": 921.66, "end": 944.48, "text": " go play back what I said again we talking multiple language you fucking bitch guy"}, {"start": 944.48, "end": 957.0, "text": " I said I'm zero for two in my tourist World Cup predictions, so I'm going to reverse psychology, hope Argentina wins."}, {"start": 960.2, "end": 960.88, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 965.6800000000001, "end": 973.2, "text": " You see what I'm trying to hope I'm wrong, buddy. I am rooting before I rooted for Norway and fucking France."}, {"start": 973.88, "end": 975.88, "text": " Come on"}, {"start": 976.6, "end": 978.6, "text": " Hope I'm fucking wrong"}, {"start": 982.98, "end": 987.88, "text": " Well, maybe I just fucked it up by now saying you know, no man, I don't fucking know dude"}, {"start": 988.6, "end": 993.1400000000001, "text": " The powers it's too strong man. It's too strong too much pressure. I don't know"}, {"start": 994.0400000000001, "end": 996.2800000000001, "text": " Who late already bit 10 grand?"}, {"start": 998.88, "end": 1000.88, "text": " Odyssey review thread"}, {"start": 1000.88, "end": 1010.88, "text": " It's one of the more look into the window you're just looking everybody else is freaking out I don't think it's that deep"}, {"start": 1011.88, "end": 1017.88, "text": " Others literally wake up dream about that shit"}, {"start": 1018.88, "end": 1020.88, "text": " It's just a movie"}, {"start": 1020.88, "end": 1034.72, "text": " other's literally wake up dream about that shit it's just a movie yeah stop the"}, {"start": 1034.72, "end": 1041.36, "text": " stalling boot up the cat chess yeah you're right you're right what do we"}, {"start": 1041.36, "end": 1045.84, "text": " have your black tides the curse of blackbeard"}, {"start": 1050.88, "end": 1055.5400000000002, "text": " They say a man's true darkness is revealed when he fights for family"}, {"start": 1057.0, "end": 1062.0, "text": " But he would do anything for them buddy. We were just here buddy"}, {"start": 1068.66, "end": 1073.1000000000001, "text": " But imagine a boy raised on whispers of a father in heaven you"}, {"start": 1074.48, "end": 1078.6000000000001, "text": " tails of glory and terror in equal measure"}, {"start": 1080.88, "end": 1087.0400000000002, "text": " The hole grows where a father should be, the wound that never closes."}, {"start": 1088.88, "end": 1097.7600000000002, "text": " The most manifest is quietly but in pirate blood. It forges a blade to calm out their destiny."}, {"start": 1101.2, "end": 1104.3200000000002, "text": " If that boy discovers his father still lives,"}, {"start": 1104.32, "end": 1115.1599999999999, "text": " If he believes the pirate lord can be pulled back from the abyss, nothing in heaven nor"}, {"start": 1115.1599999999999, "end": 1120.76, "text": " hell will stand in his way."}, {"start": 1120.76, "end": 1123.24, "text": " He's coming for me."}, {"start": 1123.24, "end": 1129.16, "text": " Haha, but that means"}, {"start": 1131.6, "end": 1134.5, "text": " Resting on the shoulders of one boy"}, {"start": 1137.22, "end": 1141.98, "text": " You truly think he can survive everything the lies ahead"}, {"start": 1143.24, "end": 1145.24, "text": " He is no boy"}, {"start": 1146.04, "end": 1148.04, "text": " He's the son of blood me at"}, {"start": 1148.84, "end": 1150.84, "text": " my son, oh"}, {"start": 1151.14, "end": 1153.14, "text": " My god has a name"}, {"start": 1153.24, "end": 1155.24, "text": " Black Bear Jr."}, {"start": 1155.24, "end": 1158.24, "text": " Edward T.H."}, {"start": 1158.24, "end": 1159.24, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 1171.24, "end": 1172.24, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 1177.24, "end": 1179.24, "text": " Black Beard's son?"}, {"start": 1179.24, "end": 1189.44, "text": " I mean, you know, you know, you know, the pirate theme, bro, the pirate theme."}, {"start": 1189.44, "end": 1191.76, "text": " The pirate theme."}, {"start": 1191.76, "end": 1192.76, "text": " It's good."}, {"start": 1192.76, "end": 1193.76, "text": " Like, it's not my favorite."}, {"start": 1193.76, "end": 1194.76, "text": " It's not my favorite."}, {"start": 1194.76, "end": 1196.22, "text": " I feel like it's hard to expand on this."}, {"start": 1196.22, "end": 1199.78, "text": " There's going to be a lot of cannons."}, {"start": 1199.78, "end": 1200.78, "text": " You go in next."}, {"start": 1200.78, "end": 1206.92, "text": " There's a expectation and a limited expectation in pirate games."}, {"start": 1206.92, "end": 1213.6000000000001, "text": " Like coming off of how good Black Flag was now, interesting."}, {"start": 1213.6000000000001, "end": 1217.92, "text": " I mean who the fuck even are these devs, let's see."}, {"start": 1217.92, "end": 1223.52, "text": " I mean I think a Black Beard game would be kind of cool, sure, even though this one seems"}, {"start": 1223.52, "end": 1225.52, "text": " more like his son."}, {"start": 1225.52, "end": 1231.3200000000002, "text": " Oh is this exclusive to PlayStation or something, it's Unreal Engine."}, {"start": 1231.32, "end": 1238.32, "text": " I don't know. Give me some"}, {"start": 1238.32, "end": 1247.32, "text": " screenies my guys some screenies."}, {"start": 1247.32, "end": 1253.32, "text": " Edward teaches black beard though so junior true."}, {"start": 1253.32, "end": 1260.32, "text": " True tree chopping game which one I chopped trees in many games."}, {"start": 1260.32, "end": 1262.32, "text": " Maya meltdown?"}, {"start": 1290.32, "end": 1300.32, "text": " Brother, watch out for that mask."}, {"start": 1300.32, "end": 1317.76, "text": " What's going on here, what's going on?"}, {"start": 1317.76, "end": 1319.76, "text": " Reflections, right? I know this is a reflection."}, {"start": 1337.76, "end": 1339.76, "text": " Is this online?"}, {"start": 1347.76, "end": 1354.76, "text": " It looks like it's PvP."}, {"start": 1361.28, "end": 1368.28, "text": " It actually looks kinda not bad."}, {"start": 1377.76, "end": 1379.76, "text": " Yeah, it looks like it could be fun"}, {"start": 1386.08, "end": 1388.94, "text": " I mean the best Gundam game was"}, {"start": 1390.72, "end": 1395.48, "text": " The best Gundam game, I don't know this kind of fuck even is this like overwatch you like"}, {"start": 1399.0, "end": 1404.06, "text": " Now yeah armored core was good I'm talking online though Mecca break had its flaws"}, {"start": 1404.06, "end": 1408.32, "text": " But overall mecha break was probably the best Gundam game"}, {"start": 1409.58, "end": 1411.58, "text": " Online we've ever had"}, {"start": 1412.58, "end": 1416.9199999999998, "text": " There were there were some cluster fuckinesses about it and stuff"}, {"start": 1417.86, "end": 1423.84, "text": " But like it did a lot of really good things correctly like the Gundams look fucking sick"}, {"start": 1424.28, "end": 1426.86, "text": " It was cool that you could customize your pilot"}, {"start": 1427.6799999999998, "end": 1432.48, "text": " You know, I was this free to play it was free to play like it was a solid game"}, {"start": 1432.48, "end": 1436.3600000000001, "text": " I don't know what the hell's happened with this game and what updates they've had but"}, {"start": 1437.04, "end": 1439.04, "text": " It was it was cool man"}, {"start": 1439.96, "end": 1443.52, "text": " It got way too goody did it. I don't know. I don't remember"}, {"start": 1444.72, "end": 1449.58, "text": " Did it? I don't think so. I think they were just that was just a half character customization"}, {"start": 1452.28, "end": 1461.5, "text": " And you could make bulbous characters a game about chopping trees is that out"}, {"start": 1462.48, "end": 1471.28, "text": " Oh shit, bro, what the hell man I thought I wish this was this"}, {"start": 1474.16, "end": 1478.56, "text": " All right, I'll try this out hold up. I didn't know I didn't know we had a banger released today"}, {"start": 1486.52, "end": 1490.8, "text": " Hold on hold on hold on I didn't know we were eating today"}, {"start": 1490.8, "end": 1495.8, "text": " I might I might play some Mario Kart, but I'm not gonna lie. I didn't really know Mario Kart has been hitting I"}, {"start": 1496.56, "end": 1501.74, "text": " Didn't know bro knockout two. I didn't know like that. I can go for a three for three three. I"}, {"start": 1502.62, "end": 1504.3799999999999, "text": " will try"}, {"start": 1504.3799999999999, "end": 1509.08, "text": " The Cthulhu game again, I'll give it a chance again. It's full release"}, {"start": 1510.06, "end": 1514.7, "text": " This game's probably gonna honestly. I don't think it's gonna be that big"}, {"start": 1514.7, "end": 1523.3, "text": " It's actually full release. What the hell? It's not early access. Really."}, {"start": 1523.3, "end": 1530.42, "text": " All right. Just because of that too, I'll give it a try as well. That's crazy."}, {"start": 1544.7, "end": 1569.7, "text": " All right, let me see, yeah, I'm just going to try some random shit, why not?"}, {"start": 1569.7, "end": 1576.7, "text": " I'm not sure what that means."}, {"start": 1576.7, "end": 1590.1000000000001, "text": " Oh, we have here random shit Wednesday, Amber, this is my friend."}, {"start": 1590.1000000000001, "end": 1592.1000000000001, "text": " This is how carnage is in the game."}, {"start": 1620.1000000000001, "end": 1631.5400000000002, "text": " But they will not be alone, three will lend them the skills we have gathered, supporting"}, {"start": 1631.5400000000002, "end": 1635.8600000000001, "text": " their efforts with craftsmanship, might, and magic."}, {"start": 1635.8600000000001, "end": 1637.2600000000002, "text": " Those looks pretty sick."}, {"start": 1637.2600000000002, "end": 1644.22, "text": " As they claim more victories against their enemies, so will their mastery increase."}, {"start": 1644.22, "end": 1657.22, "text": " The task ahead will not be an easy one, as the dangers to face are many, but together we will enjoy as we always have."}, {"start": 1658.22, "end": 1661.22, "text": " This looks like a co-fusion of a couple of genres."}, {"start": 1662.22, "end": 1667.22, "text": " Do not let your spirits be weakened by sorrow."}, {"start": 1667.22, "end": 1675.22, "text": " Not while home, still in lightens our path."}, {"start": 1677.22, "end": 1680.22, "text": " Damn, that looked pretty awesome man."}, {"start": 1680.22, "end": 1683.22, "text": " October 27th."}, {"start": 1683.22, "end": 1685.22, "text": " Early access."}, {"start": 1685.22, "end": 1686.22, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 1686.22, "end": 1688.22, "text": " Yeah, this looks pretty sick man."}, {"start": 1690.22, "end": 1693.22, "text": " I know he's been working on that game for a long ass time so..."}, {"start": 1693.22, "end": 1702.82, "text": " It must be cool to finally actually have a release day, you know."}, {"start": 1702.82, "end": 1704.82, "text": " Democracy manifest."}, {"start": 1704.82, "end": 1706.9, "text": " I heard about, I didn't hear about this game."}, {"start": 1706.9, "end": 1710.9, "text": " Someone linked this yesterday."}, {"start": 1710.9, "end": 1713.42, "text": " Democracy manifest."}, {"start": 1713.42, "end": 1722.18, "text": " Oh, the demo is out."}, {"start": 1722.18, "end": 1729.18, "text": " we have here."}, {"start": 1752.18, "end": 1756.18, "text": " I don't know where they're coming from, but I think they're provided by the fake news media."}, {"start": 1758.18, "end": 1760.18, "text": " Well guys, we do this."}, {"start": 1760.18, "end": 1762.18, "text": " The heck is this?"}, {"start": 1762.18, "end": 1763.18, "text": " You're lying."}, {"start": 1763.18, "end": 1764.18, "text": " You're a f***ing trick."}, {"start": 1764.18, "end": 1766.18, "text": " You're a f***ing ass."}, {"start": 1766.18, "end": 1768.18, "text": " You're a f***ing ass."}, {"start": 1768.18, "end": 1770.18, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1770.18, "end": 1771.18, "text": " Thank you guys."}, {"start": 1771.18, "end": 1772.18, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1772.18, "end": 1774.18, "text": " I guess so dude."}, {"start": 1774.18, "end": 1776.18, "text": " The faces look funny man."}, {"start": 1778.18, "end": 1780.18, "text": " That didn't look kinda funny."}, {"start": 1780.18, "end": 1782.92, "text": " The art style is good, dude. Sure."}, {"start": 1785.0800000000002, "end": 1790.42, "text": " And thank you. Everybody's just shaking hands. Come on, man."}, {"start": 1794.78, "end": 1798.28, "text": " You can test this lawn cutting game as well."}, {"start": 1798.28, "end": 1801.3200000000002, "text": " Dude, the last lawn cutting game I played was actually good shit."}, {"start": 1803.88, "end": 1807.0800000000002, "text": " Whatever that demo was, I don't remember the name of it."}, {"start": 1807.08, "end": 1810.52, "text": " Grass chopper this game is gonna be done. This is gonna be fucking huge"}, {"start": 1811.04, "end": 1817.24, "text": " This is a mostly positive waiting. This this dead. He's gonna be getting good bro. He's gonna be getting good"}, {"start": 1817.8799999999999, "end": 1821.56, "text": " This was very good. This was satisfying. This one was good shit"}, {"start": 1823.8799999999999, "end": 1825.8799999999999, "text": " Grass"}, {"start": 1827.1999999999998, "end": 1831.6, "text": " I got a guy who cuts my grass while I cut online grass"}, {"start": 1831.6000000000001, "end": 1837.2, "text": " All right, we're both fucking German shit in two different worlds"}, {"start": 1851.4, "end": 1856.16, "text": " Why not catch your own and you know what I've thought about it, you know because that would be fun"}, {"start": 1857.4, "end": 1859.4, "text": " All right, I would get one of those"}, {"start": 1859.4, "end": 1862.0600000000002, "text": " uh, one's you, uh, what are those?"}, {"start": 1864.4, "end": 1867.5800000000002, "text": " Um, I don't know what the fuck you call it."}, {"start": 1867.5800000000002, "end": 1871.66, "text": " The ones you fucking sit on and it goes, not just a regular lawnmower."}, {"start": 1880.2800000000002, "end": 1882.18, "text": " A zero turn mower."}, {"start": 1882.18, "end": 1890.5800000000002, "text": " Yeah, like a riding mower."}, {"start": 1890.5800000000002, "end": 1893.3, "text": " Is it just like a riding mower?"}, {"start": 1893.3, "end": 1894.7, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1894.7, "end": 1906.1000000000001, "text": " Get one of those robots."}, {"start": 1906.1000000000001, "end": 1907.6200000000001, "text": " Nah, fuck that shit."}, {"start": 1907.6200000000001, "end": 1909.3, "text": " Yeah, that's kind of like that."}, {"start": 1909.3, "end": 1916.3, "text": " your tools and team up and a cozy or solo lawn care soon."}, {"start": 1916.3, "end": 1936.3, "text": " Sure, man. It is good exercise. True."}, {"start": 1936.3, "end": 1939.8999999999999, "text": " Dear passengers, we saw him brother. We've seen it man. We saw him man."}, {"start": 1941.34, "end": 1942.62, "text": " Just use the site."}, {"start": 1947.18, "end": 1948.3799999999999, "text": " That is a good idea man."}, {"start": 1951.6599999999999, "end": 1954.3799999999999, "text": " Anyone have like a neighbor who just comes over the site?"}, {"start": 1955.26, "end": 1955.98, "text": " That'd be sick."}, {"start": 1958.06, "end": 1960.94, "text": " He doesn't, he thinks like the lawnmowers."}, {"start": 1962.1399999999999, "end": 1965.74, "text": " The lawnmowers give you cancer or something, I don't know."}, {"start": 1966.3, "end": 1968.3, "text": " Uh"}, {"start": 1970.3, "end": 1974.8999999999999, "text": " Lyric a hundred percent win rate can't lose except in slither"}, {"start": 1985.78, "end": 1991.12, "text": " You're right, you're right. What is dense attack? I got some games. I could I could"}, {"start": 1993.3, "end": 1995.3, "text": " I think I saw this"}, {"start": 1996.3, "end": 1999.3, "text": " No I didn't."}, {"start": 2005.3, "end": 2011.3, "text": " Alright I played this, I played the demo for this game. It was definitely wild."}, {"start": 2026.3, "end": 2037.1399999999999, "text": " It's a train not a bus bro. It's Tony Hawk X train"}, {"start": 2037.14, "end": 2060.1, "text": " Oh my god, the last Xbox game pass game, bro."}, {"start": 2060.1, "end": 2062.06, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 2062.06, "end": 2064.2599999999998, "text": " Final chapters until a game pass"}, {"start": 2066.98, "end": 2068.98, "text": " Game pass"}, {"start": 2070.38, "end": 2077.02, "text": " Yeah, remember the demo being pretty good for this brag, I mean I could play this my good I could it look like it'll be kind of"}, {"start": 2080.14, "end": 2085.98, "text": " I'll stick it also, maybe I'll check out some of these house. I kind of want to maybe I"}, {"start": 2086.94, "end": 2089.14, "text": " Bro, I just want to play battlefield and"}, {"start": 2089.14, "end": 2091.72, "text": " and use the motorcycle."}, {"start": 2093.7799999999997, "end": 2096.2999999999997, "text": " I just want to use the motorbike."}, {"start": 2098.3399999999997, "end": 2099.58, "text": " I still want to do that."}, {"start": 2099.58, "end": 2101.18, "text": " It's fun to use it."}, {"start": 2101.18, "end": 2102.8199999999997, "text": " It's more fun than shooting."}, {"start": 2102.82, "end": 2104.82, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2104.82, "end": 2127.7400000000002, "text": " Oh wait, I think I remember this game."}, {"start": 2127.7400000000002, "end": 2142.46, "text": " But you know."}, {"start": 2142.46, "end": 2144.46, "text": " So this is the Chinese game."}, {"start": 2202.46, "end": 2210.54, "text": " Yeah, there's something kind of weird looking about it"}, {"start": 2210.54, "end": 2222.54, "text": " Yeah, it randomly does this is the first time it actually does kind of feel like AI"}, {"start": 2222.54, "end": 2230.02, "text": " All right, usually motherfuckers are just saying that shit this is the first time where it"}, {"start": 2230.02, "end": 2232.02, "text": " Ash kind of looks like it"}, {"start": 2260.02, "end": 2269.32, "text": " I don't know what you're saying, my guy, stuff in the near future, like lighting are going"}, {"start": 2269.32, "end": 2278.5, "text": " to be AI."}, {"start": 2278.5, "end": 2280.78, "text": " When's the control play through?"}, {"start": 2280.78, "end": 2281.9, "text": " Good question, man."}, {"start": 2281.9, "end": 2282.9, "text": " Good question."}, {"start": 2282.9, "end": 2283.9, "text": " We do."}, {"start": 2283.9, "end": 2286.9, "text": " I do need to get on that."}, {"start": 2286.9, "end": 2305.02, "text": " A Super Mario Party-like game called Machine Party."}, {"start": 2305.02, "end": 2312.02, "text": " Oh and I have this game wish listed."}, {"start": 2322.02, "end": 2326.02, "text": " Oh yeah this is like, oh my god this will be fun."}, {"start": 2326.02, "end": 2333.02, "text": " This shit better have online multiplayer, ok you just press a button and you're gaming."}, {"start": 2335.02, "end": 2360.74, "text": " Yeah, this is like a mature WarioWare."}, {"start": 2360.7400000000002, "end": 2367.1000000000004, "text": " Well more like a Mario Party. It seems more like a Mario Party."}, {"start": 2376.3, "end": 2384.82, "text": " Yeah I think that's kind of the point. Online co-op. We'll see. No man's"}, {"start": 2384.82, "end": 2387.7000000000003, "text": " minds."}, {"start": 2390.7400000000002, "end": 2392.7400000000002, "text": " Yeah, bandit this is bad."}, {"start": 2393.38, "end": 2395.38, "text": " No fucking video."}, {"start": 2396.6800000000003, "end": 2398.6800000000003, "text": " No man's minds."}, {"start": 2404.6800000000003, "end": 2409.5200000000004, "text": " Yeah, I commend him, bro. This guy's like, fuck no man's scum. I'm gonna make my own shit."}, {"start": 2410.5200000000004, "end": 2412.0200000000004, "text": " Fuck that thing."}, {"start": 2412.0200000000004, "end": 2413.5200000000004, "text": " Mm, look at my other shirt."}, {"start": 2416.5400000000004, "end": 2417.5400000000004, "text": " Fuck these."}, {"start": 2417.54, "end": 2422.54, "text": " Hunt for golem."}, {"start": 2422.54, "end": 2425.54, "text": " Golem?"}, {"start": 2425.54, "end": 2429.54, "text": " I was replaying a couple of different things here."}, {"start": 2429.54, "end": 2432.54, "text": " A little bit of this, a little bit of that."}, {"start": 2432.54, "end": 2438.54, "text": " But first, number one on the leaderboard, real quick."}, {"start": 2438.54, "end": 2444.54, "text": " On a game we all know of and then play some new shit."}, {"start": 2444.54, "end": 2448.98, "text": " Hold on a hold on shield"}, {"start": 2460.86, "end": 2468.48, "text": " Sleek and I might do Mario Kart honestly dude the fucking I might I might I might do it"}, {"start": 2468.48, "end": 2492.12, "text": " boots and cats. Alright, easy. Maybe one Mario Kart win into some new shit. I'm surprised"}, {"start": 2492.12, "end": 2496.76, "text": " no one really plays knockout tour. I thought there would be a shit ton of people on Mario"}, {"start": 2496.76, "end": 2509.6200000000003, "text": " card. Yeah, whatever, man. I told you, bro, this game is fundamentally just an absolute"}, {"start": 2509.62, "end": 2513.8199999999997, "text": " 10 out of 10 game."}, {"start": 2513.8199999999997, "end": 2525.22, "text": " Accessible online, persistent universe, never ending, infinite."}, {"start": 2539.62, "end": 2549.62, "text": " Sandbox PvP? Yup. Sure. It is. Kind of. PvP and PvE?"}, {"start": 2549.62, "end": 2567.96, "text": " Oh my god! Alright. You guys don't know yet. Oh no, he's already fucking here. He's already"}, {"start": 2567.96, "end": 2591.44, "text": " year. That's number one 22 K. Show bro chill chill chill chill chill chill. Saltine cracker."}, {"start": 2591.44, "end": 2595.44, "text": " Yo, saltines are fucking great, man. I haven't had one of those in a while."}, {"start": 2598.44, "end": 2600.44, "text": " Great when you feel like shit food."}, {"start": 2610.44, "end": 2614.44, "text": " Yeah, well right, saltines and ginger ale? I swear that was like a..."}, {"start": 2621.44, "end": 2632.78, "text": " chill man, chill!"}, {"start": 2632.78, "end": 2646.76, "text": " easy, easy, nevermind, I'm only at 1800, fuck, I thought I was at 5k"}, {"start": 2646.76, "end": 2673.0800000000004, "text": " All right, chill, chill, this guy right here, AFK Shrat."}, {"start": 2673.0800000000004, "end": 2675.5600000000004, "text": " I haven't played the other version, I don't care."}, {"start": 2675.56, "end": 2681.64, "text": " This is the best version."}, {"start": 2681.64, "end": 2684.36, "text": " Senior streamer support buddy."}, {"start": 2684.36, "end": 2687.36, "text": " What the hell is this?"}, {"start": 2687.36, "end": 2696.84, "text": " What do you mean senior?"}, {"start": 2705.56, "end": 2707.62, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2735.56, "end": 2737.62, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2765.56, "end": 2767.62, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2795.56, "end": 2797.62, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2825.56, "end": 2827.62, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2855.56, "end": 2857.56, "text": " You"}, {"start": 2885.56, "end": 2889.72, "text": " As it's a it's a radio"}, {"start": 2897.56, "end": 2902.12, "text": " Any time I see this red snail fuck, I know it's that piece of shit"}, {"start": 2904.4, "end": 2906.4, "text": " Baja blast is overrated"}, {"start": 2916.32, "end": 2918.32, "text": " It's not that good, bro"}, {"start": 2933.7599999999998, "end": 2935.7599999999998, "text": " It's the worst flavor of dew"}, {"start": 2936.7599999999998, "end": 2942.48, "text": " Yeah, this is why I just drink the coke zero man. All right, it's the greatest fusion of science"}, {"start": 2942.48, "end": 2951.6, "text": " It's it's the science of being able to experience the Coca Cola without it being 150 fucking calories"}, {"start": 2953.76, "end": 2957.6, "text": " But having that thirst quenching fucking cola taste I"}, {"start": 2962.08, "end": 2968.0, "text": " Would say it's the monument's the peak of science, but I would say it's that's the fucking drink of the gods, bro"}, {"start": 2968.0, "end": 2970.0, "text": " Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 2970.0, "end": 2978.28, "text": " you're telling me this shit the zero does feel like bullshit but I trust the"}, {"start": 2978.28, "end": 2987.64, "text": " damn I trust science tastes like chemicals I don't taste it some people"}, {"start": 2987.64, "end": 3007.2, "text": " taste it. It probably gives you cancer slowly. Maybe. It probably does. YOLO. Diapepsy? No,"}, {"start": 3007.2, "end": 3016.24, "text": " I mean why would I drink that? Bro, I actually, you know what, I did that. Okay, I was proud"}, {"start": 3016.2400000000002, "end": 3021.92, "text": " myself. I went to the circus the other day and there's a lot of kids rides"}, {"start": 3021.92, "end": 3027.88, "text": " obviously but there was a big ass fucking ride that 360s you in the sky and"}, {"start": 3027.88, "end": 3032.6000000000004, "text": " I was like you know what I am not a roller coaster type person but I'm gonna"}, {"start": 3032.6000000000004, "end": 3038.84, "text": " do this and I'm glad I did it. I yell at it. I fucking yell at it. It was the"}, {"start": 3038.84, "end": 3041.84, "text": " biggest roller coaster ride I've ever been on. I don't know what it was called"}, {"start": 3041.84, "end": 3045.76, "text": " But it's one of those ones that literally she puts you up in the air"}, {"start": 3046.6000000000004, "end": 3049.08, "text": " Really high up and just spins you in a circle"}, {"start": 3051.0, "end": 3055.92, "text": " Fuck no, I know I hate roller coasters. I ain't going on that shit. I was like I'm doing this"}, {"start": 3062.52, "end": 3065.6800000000003, "text": " At a carnival sketchy well, you know what man"}, {"start": 3071.84, "end": 3073.84, "text": " I know brave brave"}, {"start": 3075.88, "end": 3081.6000000000004, "text": " Did you enjoy it it was more like just doing it just to do it"}, {"start": 3084.6400000000003, "end": 3087.56, "text": " Carnivals are sketchy some are yeah"}, {"start": 3087.56, "end": 3102.2799999999997, "text": " Sometimes yeah, I felt like a conquer fear moment. It was small as the carnival ride, but still"}, {"start": 3102.2799999999997, "end": 3105.56, "text": " You know what actually no not really dude carnival"}, {"start": 3105.56, "end": 3109.56, "text": " Get the fuck out of here. How many of you motherfuckers are gonna just jump on a roller coaster?"}, {"start": 3109.56, "end": 3111.56, "text": " I like a six flags"}, {"start": 3111.56, "end": 3114.84, "text": " Get the fuck out of here. Okay, you know exactly what I'm talking about"}, {"start": 3114.84, "end": 3119.36, "text": " It was a yellow moment where I was like, oh, oh, really, oh, really?"}, {"start": 3119.36, "end": 3125.48, "text": " You're going to go on the Batman vs. Superman one or whatever at six flags, no questions?"}, {"start": 3125.48, "end": 3128.0, "text": " I don't believe you."}, {"start": 3128.0, "end": 3131.0, "text": " I don't believe you."}, {"start": 3131.0, "end": 3133.0, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3133.52, "end": 3135.52, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 3145.08, "end": 3149.86, "text": " This fucking guy this fucking guy"}, {"start": 3149.86, "end": 3163.6600000000003, "text": " Oh my god, I looked at fucking chat bro. I blame you guys"}, {"start": 3168.6600000000003, "end": 3176.52, "text": " No, bro, I accelerated while taking my eyes off the off the fucking dude. I was I was texting and warming"}, {"start": 3179.86, "end": 3181.86, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3181.86, "end": 3188.86, "text": " the"}, {"start": 3192.56, "end": 3199.56, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 3204.0, "end": 3207.76, "text": " can you check this out bro i'm busy granny what"}, {"start": 3207.76, "end": 3209.76, "text": " Oh Granny Smith Apple"}, {"start": 3212.7400000000002, "end": 3215.1600000000003, "text": " This guy right here a K a K and"}, {"start": 3217.6600000000003, "end": 3219.6600000000003, "text": " Now"}, {"start": 3220.6800000000003, "end": 3225.48, "text": " The drive-by the drive-by the disconnect the drive-by"}, {"start": 3228.6400000000003, "end": 3236.0600000000004, "text": " There it is there it is it was not I expended like 300 fucking pellets that was a net negative"}, {"start": 3237.76, "end": 3250.5400000000004, "text": " you don't have anything else to play I do man buddy why act like you're at a"}, {"start": 3250.5400000000004, "end": 3253.8, "text": " fucking convenience store bro"}, {"start": 3253.8, "end": 3261.8, "text": " You don't have any other flavors?"}, {"start": 3261.8, "end": 3263.8, "text": " No, fucker!"}, {"start": 3263.8, "end": 3268.8, "text": " They're gonna leave it!"}, {"start": 3268.8, "end": 3272.8, "text": " Oh, here this fucking asshole!"}, {"start": 3272.8, "end": 3275.8, "text": " Oh, here he is!"}, {"start": 3275.8, "end": 3278.8, "text": " Oh, here he is, bro!"}, {"start": 3278.8, "end": 3280.8, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 3283.8, "end": 3313.0, "text": " He was expecting you to be on your 10th warzone round."}, {"start": 3313.0, "end": 3315.5, "text": " I'm just chilling and listening to some music, bro, okay."}, {"start": 3320.5, "end": 3322.5, "text": " The games ain't going anywhere."}, {"start": 3329.2, "end": 3332.5, "text": " I haven't seen the Backroom's movie, is it? Actually..."}, {"start": 3332.5, "end": 3335.5, "text": " I'll probably check it out. I'm waiting for it to go digital."}, {"start": 3336.5, "end": 3338.0, "text": " Fuck you, Noob."}, {"start": 3340.0, "end": 3342.5, "text": " His name is Noob, it's not toxic."}, {"start": 3343.0, "end": 3369.82, "text": " It's already on digital. Oh really? I'll probably, I might check it out maybe. Is it obsession"}, {"start": 3369.82, "end": 3391.34, "text": " level."}, {"start": 3391.34, "end": 3394.46, "text": " I'm coming off of obsession, so I'm setting my expectations."}, {"start": 3408.3, "end": 3410.2200000000003, "text": " Play this IRL, how?"}, {"start": 3416.1400000000003, "end": 3420.06, "text": " All right, I'm doing the cruising route. I'm gonna pretend I'm a slow worm, all right. I'm a"}, {"start": 3420.06, "end": 3422.06, "text": " Fortress and the hare."}, {"start": 3428.18, "end": 3433.02, "text": " Let the others let the other zoom this is all about"}, {"start": 3434.62, "end": 3437.34, "text": " Waiting for others to make mistakes"}, {"start": 3443.34, "end": 3447.72, "text": " It's what I thought about route patience patience rewards the"}, {"start": 3450.06, "end": 3455.5, "text": " chill brother chill"}, {"start": 3455.5, "end": 3462.2999999999997, "text": " alright one 10k game and I'm satisfied"}, {"start": 3462.2999999999997, "end": 3466.2999999999997, "text": " oh shit oh shit"}, {"start": 3466.2999999999997, "end": 3472.2999999999997, "text": " okay okay fuck that guy yo just try to eat all of those fuck that guy"}, {"start": 3480.06, "end": 3490.06, "text": " Oh my god. Oh my god. Everybody is. See this one. Oh my god."}, {"start": 3490.06, "end": 3509.18, "text": " Shoot. Need a hundred hours for that. I'm looking for my widget."}, {"start": 3509.1800000000003, "end": 3511.1800000000003, "text": " I can't find my mouse."}, {"start": 3519.1800000000003, "end": 3521.1800000000003, "text": " What the hell is happening here?"}, {"start": 3524.1800000000003, "end": 3530.1800000000003, "text": " Yeah, with top 10 you need to- oh shit man, I knew it if gave her like 5 minutes and 10 minutes."}, {"start": 3531.1800000000003, "end": 3533.1800000000003, "text": " So this run is cooked."}, {"start": 3539.1800000000003, "end": 3541.1800000000003, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 3548.42, "end": 3554.9800000000005, "text": " Is this all you're gonna play FFS. Yes, I suggest you get the cleaning in your house done today"}, {"start": 3555.82, "end": 3557.82, "text": " Great day to do it"}, {"start": 3558.5400000000004, "end": 3560.5400000000004, "text": " Good luck"}, {"start": 3560.54, "end": 3573.94, "text": " Yes, yeah, actually, yeah, yes, this is, yep, great day to do that."}, {"start": 3573.94, "end": 3579.94, "text": " Bodyguard EU ping bro, you're gonna lag into me."}, {"start": 3579.94, "end": 3590.38, "text": " Oh, shit, I actually have a task, my fucking dishwasher broke."}, {"start": 3590.38, "end": 3591.6400000000003, "text": " Okay, but you know what?"}, {"start": 3594.2400000000002, "end": 3595.88, "text": " I don't mind, I don't mind"}, {"start": 3595.88, "end": 3598.32, "text": " because I now know how to completely take apart"}, {"start": 3598.32, "end": 3599.28, "text": " the dishwasher."}, {"start": 3620.38, "end": 3622.44, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3650.38, "end": 3652.44, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3680.38, "end": 3682.44, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3710.38, "end": 3712.44, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3740.38, "end": 3742.44, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3770.38, "end": 3772.38, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3779.76, "end": 3783.52, "text": " This radio is playing all the trance like classics man"}, {"start": 3785.82, "end": 3792.1400000000003, "text": " These songs still fucking hit bro you actually go back and look at the lyrics to the music and you're like oh shit"}, {"start": 3792.1400000000003, "end": 3794.1400000000003, "text": " This is actually just like"}, {"start": 3796.98, "end": 3798.98, "text": " Uplifting"}, {"start": 3800.38, "end": 3822.34, "text": " I mean, I don't know about this song, I got to actually, you know, I got to read it to"}, {"start": 3822.34, "end": 3823.6200000000003, "text": " at least see what she's saying."}, {"start": 3828.6200000000003, "end": 3830.78, "text": " I don't like that 4AM song, you fuck."}, {"start": 3830.78, "end": 3831.38, "text": " Alright!"}, {"start": 3832.7000000000003, "end": 3835.1000000000004, "text": " These motherfuckers always need a poke holes and shit."}, {"start": 3835.5, "end": 3836.46, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 3846.38, "end": 3850.9, "text": " Oh my god, you 6-7 fuck, you almost killed me."}, {"start": 3852.34, "end": 3858.34, "text": " I'm on that"}, {"start": 3867.34, "end": 3873.1200000000003, "text": " I looked at my phone for two seconds because I have to fucking afk in five"}, {"start": 3873.1200000000003, "end": 3880.1800000000003, "text": " minutes to see if it was now I had to afk okay this fucking worm game requires"}, {"start": 3880.1800000000003, "end": 3882.4600000000005, "text": " There's undivided attention."}, {"start": 3882.4600000000005, "end": 3884.76, "text": " Okay, man, there's always shit happening."}, {"start": 3887.4600000000005, "end": 3888.78, "text": " You gotta lock in, bro."}, {"start": 3888.78, "end": 3890.1600000000003, "text": " This is crazy."}, {"start": 3893.78, "end": 3895.5000000000005, "text": " You got motherfuckers fighting"}, {"start": 3897.5400000000004, "end": 3900.4600000000005, "text": " on their lunch breaks on the subway"}, {"start": 3901.5400000000004, "end": 3904.0800000000004, "text": " at work on a tab."}, {"start": 3906.42, "end": 3908.0600000000004, "text": " You got motherfuckers everywhere."}, {"start": 3908.82, "end": 3910.82, "text": " Try to be the top worm"}, {"start": 3924.86, "end": 3926.86, "text": " Let's see, let's see"}, {"start": 3930.7, "end": 3934.7999999999997, "text": " This guy right here this guy this guy he's gonna die all world, please"}, {"start": 3934.8, "end": 3944.6600000000003, "text": " It's a good game. I'm just I'm chilling on that one, bro. There's a lot of people streaming it dude. You can go watch that man."}, {"start": 3964.8, "end": 3984.1600000000003, "text": " What's the next big game sorry man I needed that nothing for a bit there's a"}, {"start": 3984.1600000000003, "end": 3990.2000000000003, "text": " lot of mini releases but nothing like black flag level I would even consider"}, {"start": 3990.2000000000003, "end": 3999.2000000000003, "text": " Black flag is a big release but at the end of the day it was a remake."}, {"start": 3999.2000000000003, "end": 4012.6800000000003, "text": " The next blockbuster type game I'm not sure."}, {"start": 4012.6800000000003, "end": 4013.6800000000003, "text": " Crazy circles?"}, {"start": 4013.6800000000003, "end": 4014.92, "text": " What do you say man?"}, {"start": 4014.92, "end": 4018.44, "text": " I think that's a strat. He just does crazy circles around people"}, {"start": 4028.8, "end": 4030.8, "text": " I do I should I should go watch"}, {"start": 4031.32, "end": 4037.46, "text": " Odyssey 70 millimeter. I just I haven't gotten tickets yet, and I know I'm slowly procrastinating a"}, {"start": 4038.08, "end": 4039.84, "text": " nating it and"}, {"start": 4039.84, "end": 4042.26, "text": " Then if anything, I'll just watch it regular"}, {"start": 4044.92, "end": 4046.92, "text": " regular fucking theater screen."}, {"start": 4074.92, "end": 4085.8, "text": " Since what is there a music overlay I have it on usually during trackmania"}, {"start": 4085.8, "end": 4104.64, "text": " Shit man I gotta I gotta go here in like two minutes"}, {"start": 4104.64, "end": 4106.64, "text": " guys hold up"}, {"start": 4111.04, "end": 4116.52, "text": " So bossy you probably watch somebody literally play EFT every day. Aren't you the one always recommending that game?"}, {"start": 4121.320000000001, "end": 4126.200000000001, "text": " You must have something better to do than just sit here and complain about me playing a fucking worm game"}, {"start": 4129.76, "end": 4132.12, "text": " Go fucking lift the dumbbell or something"}, {"start": 4134.64, "end": 4140.320000000001, "text": " I'm busy right now playing a worm game, alright?"}, {"start": 4140.320000000001, "end": 4142.320000000001, "text": " You clearly aren't."}, {"start": 4142.320000000001, "end": 4147.68, "text": " If you have enough time to complain about a guy playing a fucking game, but you don't"}, {"start": 4147.68, "end": 4148.68, "text": " want to watch, come on back."}, {"start": 4164.64, "end": 4170.64, "text": " Silksong? Nah."}, {"start": 4170.64, "end": 4178.64, "text": " Silksong? Nah."}, {"start": 4178.64, "end": 4182.64, "text": " You're crazy, brother. You're crazy."}, {"start": 4182.64, "end": 4188.64, "text": " It's free? What do you mean it's free? Can you like claim it or something?"}, {"start": 4188.64, "end": 4199.320000000001, "text": " browser game better yeah sometimes you don't want to play games like that I don't know what"}, {"start": 4199.320000000001, "end": 4209.96, "text": " to tell you bro of course I've looked down for two seconds and I fucking died"}, {"start": 4209.96, "end": 4235.72, "text": " League of Legends Pantheon top lane?"}, {"start": 4235.72, "end": 4249.12, "text": " Is that Pantheon bad now?"}, {"start": 4249.12, "end": 4265.68, "text": " And Vanilla used to play the shit out of Pantheon, because it was all, let's say."}, {"start": 4295.68, "end": 4305.12, "text": " All right, you dropped 10K on Argentina."}, {"start": 4305.12, "end": 4306.12, "text": " Good luck, man."}, {"start": 4306.12, "end": 4307.12, "text": " Good luck."}, {"start": 4307.12, "end": 4308.12, "text": " Ripped 10K."}, {"start": 4308.12, "end": 4309.62, "text": " I mean, you're going to win."}, {"start": 4309.62, "end": 4310.62, "text": " You're going to win."}, {"start": 4310.62, "end": 4311.12, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 4325.68, "end": 4327.740000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4355.68, "end": 4357.740000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4385.68, "end": 4387.740000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4415.68, "end": 4417.740000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4445.68, "end": 4447.740000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4475.68, "end": 4502.68, "text": " I remember when you were a little big man."}, {"start": 4502.68, "end": 4516.18, "text": " Alright chat, give me another 2 minutes."}, {"start": 4712.68, "end": 4736.400000000001, "text": " All right locked in now boys locked in here we go"}, {"start": 4736.400000000001, "end": 4748.000000000001, "text": " all good all good afk best performance get the fuck out of here"}, {"start": 4748.000000000001, "end": 4755.040000000001, "text": " really"}, {"start": 4755.04, "end": 4756.04, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 4756.04, "end": 4762.04, "text": " Oh, it looked like I was going to have to kill him."}, {"start": 4762.04, "end": 4775.04, "text": " What the fuck is this, man?"}, {"start": 4775.04, "end": 4779.04, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 4779.04, "end": 4784.04, "text": " Wow, this is, yo, that was emotional."}, {"start": 4784.04, "end": 4786.04, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 4792.04, "end": 4794.04, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 4795.04, "end": 4797.04, "text": " What the fuck, man?"}, {"start": 4804.04, "end": 4806.04, "text": " Come on, dude!"}, {"start": 4808.04, "end": 4810.04, "text": " Feels bad."}, {"start": 4814.04, "end": 4821.84, "text": " Alright, here we go."}, {"start": 4821.84, "end": 4827.2, "text": " Yeah, I should just afk again."}, {"start": 4827.2, "end": 4828.2, "text": " I'll cut you?"}, {"start": 4828.2, "end": 4829.2, "text": " Geez, bro."}, {"start": 4829.2, "end": 4830.2, "text": " Relax."}, {"start": 4830.2, "end": 4831.2, "text": " I gotta get violent."}, {"start": 4831.2, "end": 4832.2, "text": " We're just warming around."}, {"start": 4832.2, "end": 4834.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4838.8, "end": 4840.8, "text": " Got violent we're just warming around"}, {"start": 4845.04, "end": 4847.7, "text": " Yeah, what is God what was I supposed to do?"}, {"start": 4854.5199999999995, "end": 4858.34, "text": " Damn that guy's dude, there's a guy who's at 50k"}, {"start": 4862.2, "end": 4869.82, "text": " How the hell do you get to 50k?"}, {"start": 4869.82, "end": 4870.82, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 4870.82, "end": 4871.82, "text": " I could be..."}, {"start": 4871.82, "end": 4872.82, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 4872.82, "end": 4873.82, "text": " I could do that too."}, {"start": 4873.82, "end": 4897.0199999999995, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 4897.02, "end": 4904.02, "text": " Shill buddy."}, {"start": 4904.02, "end": 4908.02, "text": " Sacrificial lamb?"}, {"start": 4908.02, "end": 4912.02, "text": " Yeah, over here."}, {"start": 4912.02, "end": 4915.02, "text": " This is your destination."}, {"start": 4915.02, "end": 4917.02, "text": " Thank you, Matt."}, {"start": 4917.02, "end": 4919.02, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 4919.02, "end": 4921.02, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 4921.02, "end": 4926.02, "text": " This guy's burning all his mana."}, {"start": 4926.02, "end": 4929.02, "text": " Burning all his manna."}, {"start": 4944.02, "end": 4945.02, "text": " Chani the mix."}, {"start": 4954.02, "end": 4955.02, "text": " The music is gone."}, {"start": 4956.02, "end": 4969.580000000001, "text": " That was the radio that was like a Spotify radio"}, {"start": 4969.580000000001, "end": 4979.540000000001, "text": " I'm trusting this one guy wizard go fucking do something else bro we get it you're a"}, {"start": 4979.54, "end": 4987.62, "text": " Shreve Sniper, bro. We get it, bro. Congratulations. Okay, we get it, bro. The joke is fucking boring now. All right, fuck off now"}, {"start": 4991.08, "end": 4997.5, "text": " Welcome to the essential mix with me Pete Tom where tonight we take you for our first visit out to the Mediterranean and to the"}, {"start": 4997.5, "end": 5000.78, "text": " Balearic region, of course, we're going to a breather. What are you doing?"}, {"start": 5009.54, "end": 5011.54, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5031.82, "end": 5033.82, "text": " Here we go here we go"}, {"start": 5039.54, "end": 5053.86, "text": " All right, all right."}, {"start": 5053.86, "end": 5054.86, "text": " Trucks and music?"}, {"start": 5054.86, "end": 5059.179999999999, "text": " I haven't played Gero trucks in a bit."}, {"start": 5084.86, "end": 5098.54, "text": " Alright, what do we have here, what do we have here?"}, {"start": 5098.54, "end": 5104.82, "text": " What do we got here?"}, {"start": 5104.82, "end": 5114.74, "text": " Witcher 4 greater than GTA 6?"}, {"start": 5114.74, "end": 5121.74, "text": " i would say"}, {"start": 5130.0599999999995, "end": 5135.9, "text": " overall setting just because it pulls you out of"}, {"start": 5135.9, "end": 5140.98, "text": " reality like you know your typical fucking modern-day setting"}, {"start": 5140.98, "end": 5144.38, "text": " makes it a better more enticing"}, {"start": 5144.38, "end": 5149.38, "text": " game game. But in terms of like a level of cooking, I don't know."}, {"start": 5158.06, "end": 5159.5, "text": " Let's see, let's see."}, {"start": 5165.86, "end": 5170.06, "text": " Yeah, I mean, Rockstar, I mean, imagine if you had a witch, like a third"}, {"start": 5170.06, "end": 5175.6, "text": " Person fantasy game with rock stars attention to detail"}, {"start": 5186.3, "end": 5190.320000000001, "text": " Red dead no shit, you're gonna fucking mention red dead, bro"}, {"start": 5200.06, "end": 5210.9800000000005, "text": " I mean they both got forests so imagine if Arthur had a sword."}, {"start": 5210.9800000000005, "end": 5211.9800000000005, "text": " Someone should do that."}, {"start": 5211.9800000000005, "end": 5217.54, "text": " How the fuck are these fucking modders on PC for Red Dead?"}, {"start": 5217.54, "end": 5228.54, "text": " Give the guy a damn sword man and then go on a forest to see how it looks."}, {"start": 5228.54, "end": 5243.68, "text": " Make Arthur a Necromancer."}, {"start": 5243.68, "end": 5248.18, "text": " See how it would look."}, {"start": 5248.18, "end": 5257.38, "text": " They don't have a medieval RP server, do they?"}, {"start": 5257.38, "end": 5270.02, "text": " it's a good it's a good worm game if it's plus 5,000"}, {"start": 5270.02, "end": 5272.02, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5283.700000000001, "end": 5287.02, "text": " Yeah, this is hot hot hot hot is 18,000"}, {"start": 5293.700000000001, "end": 5298.14, "text": " No template you can shut your ears off though, bro"}, {"start": 5300.02, "end": 5307.38, "text": " I don't like music."}, {"start": 5307.38, "end": 5313.34, "text": " I would suggest medication if you don't like music."}, {"start": 5313.34, "end": 5328.900000000001, "text": " Bro, if you don't like music, something's gotta be fucked up with you."}, {"start": 5328.900000000001, "end": 5339.3, "text": " There's no such thing as a person who doesn't like music."}, {"start": 5339.3, "end": 5343.34, "text": " There's no such thing, I don't believe it."}, {"start": 5343.34, "end": 5351.9400000000005, "text": " It's such an oddity that it's like that person's just trying to be different."}, {"start": 5351.9400000000005, "end": 5356.1, "text": " is Haram, buddy, that is like subjective and dumbassery."}, {"start": 5366.580000000001, "end": 5372.34, "text": " I understand, uh, like, lyrics that are bad in terms of, like,"}, {"start": 5375.38, "end": 5380.500000000001, "text": " bad message, but like, ah, ah, get the fuck out of here."}, {"start": 5411.9400000000005, "end": 5425.42, "text": " All right, this makes us a little too housey for me well a little too much house"}, {"start": 5425.42, "end": 5441.26, "text": " It's trance not house really this seems more housey"}, {"start": 5441.26, "end": 5446.26, "text": " I guess I guess more the beginning I"}, {"start": 5446.26, "end": 5455.34, "text": " guess trance as well this is more like houses just like a repetition beat"}, {"start": 5455.34, "end": 5465.3, "text": " to me maybe it's a little more deeper this kind of has like the this is more"}, {"start": 5465.3, "end": 5470.18, "text": " like trance house can I call it trance house"}, {"start": 5485.34, "end": 5502.1, "text": " How about you play a real game, uh?"}, {"start": 5502.1, "end": 5509.1, "text": " Give me a suggestion, give me a suggestion, then maybe, maybe, if it's a really good one."}, {"start": 5532.1, "end": 5534.1, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5552.18, "end": 5554.18, "text": " That was over"}, {"start": 5562.1, "end": 5564.1, "text": " Play proper fight game!"}, {"start": 5564.1, "end": 5567.1, "text": " We're not doing the suggestions, alright boys?"}, {"start": 5567.1, "end": 5570.1, "text": " I suggest you start your own streams and play your favorite game."}, {"start": 5570.1, "end": 5572.1, "text": " And stream it to yourself."}, {"start": 5572.1, "end": 5575.1, "text": " Okay, that's my suggestion, alright?"}, {"start": 5576.1, "end": 5579.1, "text": " I'm gonna write it down on paper and it is a prescription."}, {"start": 5592.1, "end": 5594.160000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5622.1, "end": 5624.160000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5652.1, "end": 5654.160000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5682.1, "end": 5684.160000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5712.1, "end": 5714.160000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5742.1, "end": 5744.160000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5772.1, "end": 5774.160000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5802.1, "end": 5804.160000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5832.1, "end": 5834.160000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5862.1, "end": 5864.160000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5892.1, "end": 5894.160000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5922.1, "end": 5951.9400000000005, "text": " You still do a state of trance?"}, {"start": 5951.9400000000005, "end": 5955.14, "text": " I prefer his estate of trance over his own music."}, {"start": 5962.02, "end": 5963.780000000001, "text": " They have a Twitch channel."}, {"start": 5963.780000000001, "end": 5965.26, "text": " What is the most popular?"}, {"start": 5968.26, "end": 5970.660000000001, "text": " What was the 2026 mix?"}, {"start": 5970.660000000001, "end": 5971.900000000001, "text": " Do people still..."}, {"start": 5978.780000000001, "end": 5980.14, "text": " 25 years?"}, {"start": 5980.14, "end": 5981.18, "text": " God damn."}, {"start": 5981.9400000000005, "end": 6001.9800000000005, "text": " two hours full of mix I used to grind and one just listen to a mix that was an MMO MMOs"}, {"start": 6001.9800000000005, "end": 6007.38, "text": " and mixes are that's how you're able to grind bro that's how that that's how I was able"}, {"start": 6007.38, "end": 6010.9800000000005, "text": " to get through some of these fucking games right you just put it on it's just bull easy"}, {"start": 6010.9800000000005, "end": 6027.06, "text": " Clap. Easy clap. Easy peasy. Let's randomly do a 2024. I need grinding game to be honest."}, {"start": 6027.06, "end": 6036.900000000001, "text": " This is live but it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Maybe the sound quality is still decent."}, {"start": 6040.9800000000005, "end": 6044.26, "text": " Oh yeah, Hardwell? I remember Hardwell, but he was more..."}, {"start": 6049.46, "end": 6054.18, "text": " Yeah, it doesn't sound that great because it's live. It's like that muffled shit."}, {"start": 6055.860000000001, "end": 6059.780000000001, "text": " 2014 was good. This might sound kind of bad."}, {"start": 6061.06, "end": 6062.02, "text": " CD1."}, {"start": 6062.02, "end": 6073.740000000001, "text": " I'm gonna trust this guy cuz he randomly pulled 2014 out. Maybe this was actually a good one. I don't remember the"}, {"start": 6075.860000000001, "end": 6077.860000000001, "text": " Years that were really good"}, {"start": 6086.22, "end": 6091.72, "text": " All right, I'm starting to lose faith I fucking suck and you guys are too strong at this game"}, {"start": 6092.02, "end": 6110.02, "text": " wait 2014 I don't know it was more like I would have been listening in like 2006 to"}, {"start": 6110.02, "end": 6114.660000000001, "text": " 2010 or 2004 to 2010"}, {"start": 6130.9800000000005, "end": 6133.46, "text": " Stop stalling I know bro. It's a disease"}, {"start": 6140.02, "end": 6144.02, "text": " I'm dead. I'm alive."}, {"start": 6148.02, "end": 6150.02, "text": " Yeah, that was a fast turn, dude."}, {"start": 6159.02, "end": 6162.02, "text": " I'm leaving. You guys are fucking spazzy ass worms."}, {"start": 6162.02, "end": 6164.02, "text": " That held away from me."}, {"start": 6200.02, "end": 6202.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6219.9800000000005, "end": 6225.120000000001, "text": " See we got here this gaming dead before September I"}, {"start": 6226.660000000001, "end": 6229.4800000000005, "text": " Don't there's so many releases coming out"}, {"start": 6230.02, "end": 6250.14, "text": " I'm not going to try League Classic now."}, {"start": 6250.14, "end": 6252.14, "text": " I'm not that high for it."}, {"start": 6269.14, "end": 6272.14, "text": " Everybody relax, everybody chill!"}, {"start": 6280.14, "end": 6287.14, "text": " All right, very nice, very nice, U.S. rocket football."}, {"start": 6287.14, "end": 6292.9400000000005, "text": " Random, random, oh!"}, {"start": 6310.14, "end": 6312.200000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6340.14, "end": 6342.200000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6370.14, "end": 6372.200000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6400.14, "end": 6402.200000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6430.14, "end": 6432.200000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6460.14, "end": 6462.14, "text": " You"}, {"start": 6462.14, "end": 6464.14, "text": " You"}, {"start": 6483.58, "end": 6488.26, "text": " What's up, bro? I'm fucking around anymore, bro. I'm going on the offense now"}, {"start": 6492.14, "end": 6494.14, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6503.820000000001, "end": 6505.820000000001, "text": " For a little while for a little while"}, {"start": 6522.14, "end": 6530.0, "text": " 150,000 games on steam don't know what to play yeah I'm playing something I'm not"}, {"start": 6530.0, "end": 6534.14, "text": " stressing bro all right you're just emphasizing on one topic here I'm"}, {"start": 6534.14, "end": 6536.9800000000005, "text": " enjoying myself"}, {"start": 6552.14, "end": 6565.42, "text": " Is it an excellent game?"}, {"start": 6565.42, "end": 6566.42, "text": " Circle to team?"}, {"start": 6566.42, "end": 6567.42, "text": " What a-"}, {"start": 6567.42, "end": 6569.22, "text": " Yo, Admin, ban that fuck!"}, {"start": 6569.22, "end": 6570.22, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 6570.22, "end": 6572.34, "text": " What do you mean team?"}, {"start": 6572.34, "end": 6578.34, "text": " Well, you mean circle to team?"}, {"start": 6578.34, "end": 6581.780000000001, "text": " Ain't nobody to do what you're asked about here."}, {"start": 6581.78, "end": 6601.48, "text": " the Wormverse worm."}, {"start": 6601.48, "end": 6609.08, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh my God."}, {"start": 6609.08, "end": 6611.46, "text": " Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"}, {"start": 6614.64, "end": 6615.14, "text": " NOOOOOOOOO"}, {"start": 6626.34, "end": 6629.1, "text": " Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey! You fucking fuck! Ah!"}, {"start": 6629.38, "end": 6630.4, "text": " You shut it here right now!"}, {"start": 6639.08, "end": 6648.08, "text": " Same Shrek snake, what?"}, {"start": 6648.08, "end": 6662.74, "text": " You should say you're a weeb, maybe."}, {"start": 6662.74, "end": 6664.74, "text": " worst nightmare."}, {"start": 6670.74, "end": 6672.74, "text": " Shadam brother, Shadam brother!"}, {"start": 6682.74, "end": 6684.74, "text": " This steering wheel is chasing me right now."}, {"start": 6692.74, "end": 6699.74, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 6699.74, "end": 6704.74, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 6704.74, "end": 6712.74, "text": " Get me the hell outta here dude."}, {"start": 6712.74, "end": 6733.099999999999, "text": " All right, can I please see 5,000 just 5k"}, {"start": 6742.74, "end": 6746.74, "text": " You can have some of that. I'm leaving. I'm leaving."}, {"start": 6758.74, "end": 6760.74, "text": " Aren't you going for 10k?"}, {"start": 6766.74, "end": 6768.74, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 6772.74, "end": 6783.139999999999, "text": " I'm out I'm out for a little while"}, {"start": 6783.14, "end": 6785.14, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6789.62, "end": 6791.62, "text": " These are all sneaky shits"}, {"start": 6802.38, "end": 6804.38, "text": " Yeah too much boosting"}, {"start": 6813.14, "end": 6824.14, "text": " Yeah, I'm never playing 2K if you kill me."}, {"start": 6824.14, "end": 6827.14, "text": " I agree with that statement."}, {"start": 6827.14, "end": 6829.14, "text": " Agreed."}, {"start": 6829.14, "end": 6853.14, "text": " No, my brain cell, no."}, {"start": 6853.14, "end": 6854.14, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 6854.14, "end": 6857.58, "text": " Yeah buddy, wrong way, boop boop boop boop boop boop!"}, {"start": 6868.860000000001, "end": 6871.700000000001, "text": " No, why would you go there?"}, {"start": 6873.0, "end": 6874.280000000001, "text": " On bed, GG."}, {"start": 6874.28, "end": 6887.0599999999995, "text": " it's"}, {"start": 6887.0599999999995, "end": 6899.8, "text": " your job came right out of the way the state of the situation at the moment"}, {"start": 6899.8, "end": 6901.56, "text": " Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright."}, {"start": 6924.14, "end": 6925.4800000000005, "text": " Okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 6925.4800000000005, "end": 6927.4800000000005, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 6927.4800000000005, "end": 6929.4800000000005, "text": " Chibrata chibrata"}, {"start": 6936.4800000000005, "end": 6938.4800000000005, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 6943.4800000000005, "end": 6949.38, "text": " Eight fat oh my god top ten I broke in the top ten feels good man feels good"}, {"start": 6951.72, "end": 6953.72, "text": " Feels nice being here feels good"}, {"start": 6955.4800000000005, "end": 6976.4800000000005, "text": " Oh dude what is this lag? It made me go straight. I'm dead."}, {"start": 6976.4800000000005, "end": 6979.4800000000005, "text": " Oh, fuck, man!"}, {"start": 6981.4800000000005, "end": 6983.4800000000005, "text": " I hate this game, I'm done."}, {"start": 6983.4800000000005, "end": 6987.4800000000005, "text": " Fuck you, all you stream snipers, suck my balls."}, {"start": 6992.4800000000005, "end": 6994.4800000000005, "text": " All you motherfuckers."}, {"start": 6999.4800000000005, "end": 7001.4800000000005, "text": " Alright, we got it, what are we doing here?"}, {"start": 7001.4800000000005, "end": 7025.280000000001, "text": " All right, let's see what we have here."}, {"start": 7025.280000000001, "end": 7026.280000000001, "text": " We got a new..."}, {"start": 7026.280000000001, "end": 7030.6, "text": " Actually, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, before we play this, what am I talking about?"}, {"start": 7030.6, "end": 7036.92, "text": " one knockout when real quick boys"}, {"start": 7060.6, "end": 7077.360000000001, "text": " I know. I didn't know I was so good, bro. I didn't know. I didn't know that I was a Mario"}, {"start": 7077.360000000001, "end": 7086.92, "text": " car prodigy. I had no idea. I was thinking of maybe joining a local tournament or something."}, {"start": 7086.92, "end": 7088.92, "text": " I had no idea."}, {"start": 7098.42, "end": 7101.92, "text": " Can I do a triple?"}, {"start": 7101.92, "end": 7103.92, "text": " Do we have a triple here?"}, {"start": 7111.92, "end": 7114.92, "text": " Oh, what the hell? Why am I in Suica?"}, {"start": 7114.92, "end": 7116.92, "text": " Didn't I last play Mario Kart?"}, {"start": 7116.92, "end": 7118.92, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 7123.72, "end": 7126.92, "text": " Dude, I got my Mario Kart win in record speed."}, {"start": 7126.92, "end": 7131.72, "text": " The first knockout yesterday that you can't even tell I played Mario Kart yesterday on the VOD."}, {"start": 7131.72, "end": 7132.92, "text": " You can't even tell."}, {"start": 7132.92, "end": 7136.92, "text": " Half these mudbuckers don't even know what happened because it was a flash."}, {"start": 7138.2, "end": 7140.2, "text": " It was a flash."}, {"start": 7140.2, "end": 7142.2, "text": " And then we exited. We left."}, {"start": 7142.2, "end": 7146.2, "text": " We got the trope. I got the trophy and left."}, {"start": 7155.2, "end": 7158.2, "text": " Back to back to back."}, {"start": 7160.2, "end": 7162.2, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 7162.2, "end": 7173.28, "text": " He kinda looks like a worm, he kinda does, he looks like if he was a worm in Slyther,"}, {"start": 7173.28, "end": 7176.28, "text": " like maybe like the first piece."}, {"start": 7176.28, "end": 7195.44, "text": " Alright, how many people will be out here?"}, {"start": 7206.28, "end": 7225.5599999999995, "text": " All right, here we go, here we go, boys."}, {"start": 7225.5599999999995, "end": 7227.5599999999995, "text": " Round one."}, {"start": 7227.56, "end": 7236.200000000001, "text": " I've got to put a new map always like"}, {"start": 7236.200000000001, "end": 7252.64, "text": " I do like that fucking flamingo has bird character I do I'm a fan of that"}, {"start": 7252.64, "end": 7263.64, "text": " character. Okay, is his name actually Birdo?"}, {"start": 7263.64, "end": 7270.4800000000005, "text": " I like just put an O on him part"}, {"start": 7289.320000000001, "end": 7291.72, "text": " All right, we got a pass the first gate please"}, {"start": 7293.64, "end": 7302.9400000000005, "text": " I'm screwed. Oh, I'm gonna get a bit. Oh, there's a lot of mushrooms behind me. I might not make it."}, {"start": 7302.9400000000005, "end": 7305.9400000000005, "text": " No draft."}, {"start": 7305.9400000000005, "end": 7307.9400000000005, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 7307.9400000000005, "end": 7315.9400000000005, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 7315.9400000000005, "end": 7317.9400000000005, "text": " Of course."}, {"start": 7323.64, "end": 7330.64, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 7330.64, "end": 7337.64, "text": " Right, right."}, {"start": 7337.64, "end": 7350.64, "text": " probably good, oh yes yes yes yes"}, {"start": 7350.64, "end": 7365.64, "text": " how do you point that way"}, {"start": 7365.64, "end": 7367.64, "text": " Thank you"}, {"start": 7378.08, "end": 7380.08, "text": " We got like five cows behind me"}, {"start": 7387.200000000001, "end": 7389.200000000001, "text": " No"}, {"start": 7389.2, "end": 7391.2, "text": " Oh, it's over a list!"}, {"start": 7394.5, "end": 7397.5, "text": " Is it actually faster going down the middle? Let's find out."}, {"start": 7401.5, "end": 7402.5, "text": " Good boosts."}, {"start": 7403.2, "end": 7405.5, "text": " I swear everybody needs at the same time."}, {"start": 7405.5, "end": 7407.0, "text": " And that's bullshit."}, {"start": 7419.2, "end": 7441.2, "text": " I'm just glad we got the blue shell out of there, uh-oh, yeah, it's all a matter."}, {"start": 7441.2, "end": 7448.2, "text": " Dude, what is this guy doing, bro?"}, {"start": 7448.2, "end": 7451.2, "text": " Throw your red shit."}, {"start": 7451.2, "end": 7454.2, "text": " Oh my."}, {"start": 7454.2, "end": 7457.2, "text": " Oh my."}, {"start": 7457.2, "end": 7459.2, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 7459.2, "end": 7467.2, "text": " These are actually Petrosius items."}, {"start": 7467.2, "end": 7469.2, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 7469.2, "end": 7474.2, "text": " Only grass!"}, {"start": 7474.2, "end": 7477.2, "text": " Good!"}, {"start": 7477.2, "end": 7483.2, "text": " I'm going to kill him!"}, {"start": 7483.2, "end": 7488.2, "text": " I'm going to kill him!"}, {"start": 7488.2, "end": 7493.2, "text": " I'm going to kill him!"}, {"start": 7493.2, "end": 7503.2, "text": " Okay, okay, okay, here we go, here we go."}, {"start": 7503.2, "end": 7510.2, "text": " And that's how you get rid of the three."}, {"start": 7510.2, "end": 7522.2, "text": " Oh my god, why, that's four Red Shells that have murdered me."}, {"start": 7522.2, "end": 7528.2, "text": " Oh, buddy, buddy, buddy."}, {"start": 7528.2, "end": 7533.2, "text": " Catch me, everything."}, {"start": 7533.2, "end": 7538.2, "text": " Thank you, redemption, thank you."}, {"start": 7538.2, "end": 7541.2, "text": " Right, right!"}, {"start": 7541.2, "end": 7543.2, "text": " Chris is gonna shoot it off the map!"}, {"start": 7554.88, "end": 7558.48, "text": " Oh my god, dude. What even is this shit?"}, {"start": 7571.2, "end": 7581.2, "text": " It's Mario Kart. It's Mario Kart. The game has some weird fucking aim-bomb mechanic."}, {"start": 7581.2, "end": 7587.2, "text": " Random shit somehow finds you."}, {"start": 7587.2, "end": 7591.2, "text": " We're back."}, {"start": 7591.2, "end": 7598.2, "text": " We're back."}, {"start": 7598.2, "end": 7600.2, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 7600.2, "end": 7602.2, "text": " That's what it's about, bro."}, {"start": 7602.2, "end": 7610.2, "text": " That was the pain you needed to suffer to get two bullet bills and still cross the line."}, {"start": 7610.2, "end": 7612.2, "text": " There it is, man."}, {"start": 7612.2, "end": 7620.2, "text": " This game's all about pain."}, {"start": 7620.2, "end": 7624.2, "text": " Interesting. Do I nuke this guy?"}, {"start": 7629.2, "end": 7630.2, "text": " Sent."}, {"start": 7633.2, "end": 7636.2, "text": " I failed! The explosion!"}, {"start": 7647.2, "end": 7649.2, "text": " Don't give me this shit ass bananas."}, {"start": 7650.2, "end": 7655.2, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 7655.2, "end": 7666.2, "text": " You stupid fuck actually held onto that red piece of shit."}, {"start": 7666.2, "end": 7672.2, "text": " There's no winning this."}, {"start": 7672.2, "end": 7674.2, "text": " This part is bullshit, it's over."}, {"start": 7689.2, "end": 7692.2, "text": " It's all good, man. That was a very stressful journey, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 7699.2, "end": 7700.2, "text": " Not gonna lie."}, {"start": 7702.2, "end": 7709.2, "text": " That was, that was, everything about that was difficult."}, {"start": 7732.2, "end": 7741.44, "text": " Are you so bad at this?"}, {"start": 7741.44, "end": 7745.88, "text": " I'm trying to role play your counter strike journey."}, {"start": 7745.88, "end": 7748.96, "text": " After 20 years you're still being a shit rank but still thinking you're gonna go pro."}, {"start": 7748.96, "end": 7752.96, "text": " Alright, I'm trying to channel it so you can see something relatable."}, {"start": 7782.96, "end": 7784.96, "text": " There are great squids further ahead."}, {"start": 7784.96, "end": 7785.96, "text": " Like,"}, {"start": 7801.96, "end": 7802.96, "text": " Ah, here we go, boys."}, {"start": 7804.96, "end": 7805.96, "text": " JapomQ."}, {"start": 7806.96, "end": 7808.96, "text": " JapomQ."}, {"start": 7812.96, "end": 7827.2, "text": " Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 7827.2, "end": 7850.679999999999, "text": " Whoa, wait, you can mushroom boost out of the explosion?"}, {"start": 7850.68, "end": 7871.8, "text": " oh my god you lose all your items oh I went for uh oh oh shit"}, {"start": 7871.8, "end": 7873.8, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 7873.8, "end": 7877.8, "text": " Oh, fuck all you fobos!"}, {"start": 7877.8, "end": 7878.8, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 7878.8, "end": 7880.8, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 7882.8, "end": 7884.8, "text": " We're in, we're in, we're in."}, {"start": 7890.8, "end": 7894.8, "text": " Yo, a 24-band lightning? Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 7894.8, "end": 7897.8, "text": " Are you kidding me? A 24-band stun?"}, {"start": 7897.8, "end": 7902.8, "text": " The lightning is a lot of power to give to man."}, {"start": 7902.8, "end": 7904.8, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 7904.8, "end": 7910.8, "text": " Being able to stun 23 people in a lobby with one lightning is fucking crazy."}, {"start": 7910.8, "end": 7913.8, "text": " Well, other game gives you that much power."}, {"start": 7915.8, "end": 7917.8, "text": " Now that I think about it."}, {"start": 7917.8, "end": 7928.8, "text": " That's a lot of power."}, {"start": 7928.8, "end": 7948.6, "text": " I'm just holding right now."}, {"start": 7948.6, "end": 7951.88, "text": " I'm just holding a blue shell."}, {"start": 7951.88, "end": 7955.64, "text": " Oh my god, I thought that was coming after me."}, {"start": 7955.64, "end": 7956.64, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 7956.64, "end": 7975.04, "text": " Yeah, these items are just whatever right now. Heavy defense on the front. Whatever,"}, {"start": 7975.04, "end": 7977.04, "text": " I don't have shit, I don't have anything."}, {"start": 7985.54, "end": 7987.54, "text": " NOOOOOO!"}, {"start": 7990.04, "end": 7992.04, "text": " That was a very casual item."}, {"start": 8000.54, "end": 8001.04, "text": " NO!"}, {"start": 8001.04, "end": 8005.04, "text": " Oh my god, holy shit, there's war!"}, {"start": 8005.04, "end": 8010.04, "text": " Oh my god! No, Yoshi, you fucking rat fuck!"}, {"start": 8012.04, "end": 8015.04, "text": " Oh my, we're good, we're good. You're lucky, you're lucky!"}, {"start": 8031.04, "end": 8033.04, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 8033.04, "end": 8035.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8035.04, "end": 8037.04, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 8041.04, "end": 8043.04, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 8043.04, "end": 8045.04, "text": " 20 coins, feels good."}, {"start": 8061.04, "end": 8077.04, "text": " I don't know if I should have popped that. I was gonna pop like 50 people around me."}, {"start": 8077.04, "end": 8083.04, "text": " This first place really is far away."}, {"start": 8083.04, "end": 8091.2, "text": " Oh, no, he's right there."}, {"start": 8091.2, "end": 8095.58, "text": " It has been first place since the beginning and somehow hasn't gotten hit by a good game"}, {"start": 8095.58, "end": 8097.4, "text": " changing item yet."}, {"start": 8097.4, "end": 8100.4, "text": " That red shell he absorbed."}, {"start": 8100.4, "end": 8107.88, "text": " Yeah, we gotta take him out!"}, {"start": 8107.88, "end": 8109.88, "text": " Oh, damn!"}, {"start": 8109.88, "end": 8111.88, "text": " Oh, damn!"}, {"start": 8111.88, "end": 8113.88, "text": " Bad driving, bad driving."}, {"start": 8123.32, "end": 8125.32, "text": " Now she's strong, bro, be useful!"}, {"start": 8133.64, "end": 8135.64, "text": " Feather!"}, {"start": 8139.88, "end": 8149.88, "text": " Oh my god, I didn't know drift there."}, {"start": 8149.88, "end": 8151.88, "text": " Noooooooooooo!"}, {"start": 8159.88, "end": 8161.88, "text": " Are you kidding?"}, {"start": 8169.88, "end": 8171.88, "text": " Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"}, {"start": 8171.88, "end": 8173.88, "text": " Bro what the f**k?"}, {"start": 8175.88, "end": 8177.88, "text": " What even was that man?"}, {"start": 8177.88, "end": 8183.4800000000005, "text": " I kept getting slowed down and going to the right and slowing down some more."}, {"start": 8188.52, "end": 8189.16, "text": " Another one."}, {"start": 8189.16, "end": 8201.16, "text": " Damn, damn, damn."}, {"start": 8261.16, "end": 8274.36, "text": " All right, here we go, let's see here."}, {"start": 8274.36, "end": 8281.039999999999, "text": " Yeah, where is this new map?"}, {"start": 8281.04, "end": 8291.04, "text": " I don't think this is it."}, {"start": 8291.04, "end": 8298.04, "text": " This is the new map!"}, {"start": 8298.04, "end": 8305.04, "text": " Have a nice drive!"}, {"start": 8305.04, "end": 8312.04, "text": " Yikes!"}, {"start": 8312.04, "end": 8323.52, "text": " I think this might be"}, {"start": 8323.52, "end": 8337.48, "text": " I'm running shit, bruh, it's running you over, no problem."}, {"start": 8337.48, "end": 8338.48, "text": " The timing, holy shit."}, {"start": 8338.48, "end": 8349.48, "text": " It's not an early game, that's what I'm talking about."}, {"start": 8349.48, "end": 8351.48, "text": " Oh, what?"}, {"start": 8357.16, "end": 8359.32, "text": " Hey! Oh my god, you can go here."}, {"start": 8362.6, "end": 8364.68, "text": " It looks like you can follow the road as well."}, {"start": 8375.4, "end": 8376.6, "text": " Oh, was it you hitting me?"}, {"start": 8379.48, "end": 8390.48, "text": " Wait, and it still leaps to this end?"}, {"start": 8390.48, "end": 8391.48, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 8391.48, "end": 8400.48, "text": " Cheer for the cheer!"}, {"start": 8400.48, "end": 8410.48, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8410.48, "end": 8430.48, "text": " All right, all right, come on now."}, {"start": 8430.48, "end": 8440.48, "text": " Give me something, give me something."}, {"start": 8440.48, "end": 8441.48, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 8441.48, "end": 8450.48, "text": " I thought that was gonna be a boost."}, {"start": 8450.48, "end": 8456.48, "text": " Okay, okay, sure, sure."}, {"start": 8456.48, "end": 8463.48, "text": " I better get a bullet bill here after that."}, {"start": 8463.48, "end": 8466.48, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 8466.48, "end": 8472.48, "text": " I'm holding it until I get hit and then I'll pop it."}, {"start": 8472.48, "end": 8474.48, "text": " I'm gonna hold it."}, {"start": 8474.48, "end": 8478.48, "text": " Risky strat, but let's see."}, {"start": 8478.48, "end": 8485.48, "text": " There's no way there's gonna be another lightning."}, {"start": 8485.48, "end": 8493.72, "text": " This is an insane hold. If there's a lightning, oh that's fucking horrible. Imagine holding"}, {"start": 8493.72, "end": 8503.6, "text": " this setup to the top, uh, to the top floor. And I could have held it there more."}, {"start": 8503.6, "end": 8505.6, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 8510.48, "end": 8512.48, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8523.800000000001, "end": 8527.28, "text": " I mean miss that item cut your boomerang asshole"}, {"start": 8533.6, "end": 8561.4, "text": " Alright, blue shell time, blue shell!"}, {"start": 8561.4, "end": 8563.4, "text": " Oh, this guy's got reds."}, {"start": 8571.4, "end": 8573.4, "text": " Here we go, here we go, here we go."}, {"start": 8579.4, "end": 8582.4, "text": " Really, really, you Boomerang fuck."}, {"start": 8582.4, "end": 8584.4, "text": " Three Boomerang hits."}, {"start": 8591.4, "end": 8620.4, "text": " Nooooo."}, {"start": 8621.279999999999, "end": 8623.279999999999, "text": " Interesting"}, {"start": 8635.56, "end": 8639.56, "text": " Come on, watch your mouth, watch your mouth, watch your mouth, watch your mouth. I'll take it, I'll take it"}, {"start": 8646.56, "end": 8649.76, "text": " No, dude the boomerang's so annoying"}, {"start": 8650.4, "end": 8668.4, "text": " As I get one, of course, bro, and then I lose it off of launch, J.J."}, {"start": 8668.4, "end": 8672.6, "text": " J.J."}, {"start": 8672.6, "end": 8676.4, "text": " I need a god item here at the last bit."}, {"start": 8676.4, "end": 8683.4, "text": " Not enough."}, {"start": 8683.4, "end": 8692.4, "text": " Shit man."}, {"start": 8722.4, "end": 8725.72, "text": " Please add the Angerland Emote."}, {"start": 8725.72, "end": 8727.22, "text": " I don't know which one that is."}, {"start": 8752.4, "end": 8754.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8773.48, "end": 8775.48, "text": " Will this one be the one"}, {"start": 8782.4, "end": 8791.4, "text": " I should find it crazy that you like Forza doesn't expand their games and make it so you"}, {"start": 8791.4, "end": 8800.4, "text": " literally use the whole map that you created to have like a massive rally game mode on"}, {"start": 8800.4, "end": 8804.4, "text": " the whole of the fucking Japan map where you have like a knockout tour."}, {"start": 8804.4, "end": 8808.4, "text": " You're telling me you have all these instance game modes and you can't like expand the whole"}, {"start": 8808.4, "end": 8814.44, "text": " a whole fucking map of Japan and like constantly just change the routes I would"}, {"start": 8814.44, "end": 8818.72, "text": " literally play that right now if they had that where everyone has similar cars"}, {"start": 8818.72, "end": 8823.039999999999, "text": " and you're all just racing across different variations of something like a"}, {"start": 8823.039999999999, "end": 8828.74, "text": " knockout tour like the map you created is awesome but you don't utilize it well"}, {"start": 8828.74, "end": 8834.199999999999, "text": " the game modes are fucking boring and forgettable after a bit yeah but the"}, {"start": 8834.2, "end": 8839.68, "text": " The Eliminator sucks ass. The Eliminator is like a flawed game mode because it relies"}, {"start": 8839.68, "end": 8842.68, "text": " on you upgrading your shit and having an RNG."}, {"start": 8849.2, "end": 8851.2, "text": " And plus, the Eliminator is not what I'm talking about."}, {"start": 8851.2, "end": 8868.320000000002, "text": " Eliminator is like a solid take, but fleshed like not properly fleshed out."}, {"start": 8868.320000000002, "end": 8875.880000000001, "text": " It's definitely a mode, but..."}, {"start": 8875.880000000001, "end": 8883.76, "text": " Yeah, Eliminator, if you get like a tier 10 car, as soon as you spawn, you're out there"}, {"start": 8883.76, "end": 8884.76, "text": " winning."}, {"start": 8884.76, "end": 8888.400000000001, "text": " Like, it's like, cruise to just wait out the rest of the match, and there's no way you're"}, {"start": 8888.400000000001, "end": 8893.240000000002, "text": " gonna lose unless you, like, get stuck in a river."}, {"start": 8893.240000000002, "end": 8901.160000000002, "text": " And you gotta, like, take the biggest U-turn."}, {"start": 8901.16, "end": 8903.16, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8906.32, "end": 8909.76, "text": " We got a finale here. Oh my god"}, {"start": 8961.16, "end": 8982.16, "text": " Another one."}, {"start": 8982.16, "end": 8984.16, "text": " You"}, {"start": 9012.16, "end": 9017.74, "text": " does armor reforger have a racing map slash mod it doesn't but it'd be if they"}, {"start": 9017.74, "end": 9021.32, "text": " should because it would be funny"}, {"start": 9042.16, "end": 9068.16, "text": " All right, let's see, here we go."}, {"start": 9068.16, "end": 9070.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9098.16, "end": 9100.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9100.16, "end": 9107.16, "text": " I don't know what to do with this."}, {"start": 9107.16, "end": 9110.16, "text": " Alright, here we go."}, {"start": 9110.16, "end": 9113.16, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 9113.16, "end": 9116.16, "text": " I'm gonna drop this."}, {"start": 9116.16, "end": 9120.16, "text": " Alright, here we go."}, {"start": 9120.16, "end": 9124.16, "text": " Alright, here we go."}, {"start": 9124.16, "end": 9128.16, "text": " Alright, here we go."}, {"start": 9128.16, "end": 9131.06, "text": " There you get right here. I'm gonna drop this from right there"}, {"start": 9151.64, "end": 9156.86, "text": " I know a blue shell is coming your way so you can have first place for now. I'll wait I'll wait"}, {"start": 9158.16, "end": 9160.16, "text": " I know it's headed your way."}, {"start": 9160.16, "end": 9162.16, "text": " You and I both know."}, {"start": 9164.16, "end": 9166.16, "text": " I don't know you ain't that."}, {"start": 9168.16, "end": 9170.16, "text": " But I'm still waiting, I'm still waiting."}, {"start": 9170.16, "end": 9172.16, "text": " I don't want to be first."}, {"start": 9184.16, "end": 9186.16, "text": " Oh you crazy guy."}, {"start": 9188.16, "end": 9212.52, "text": " I'm just a Billy bruh, I'm just a B."}, {"start": 9242.52, "end": 9249.24, "text": " election there pretty is a cruise right now I just jinxed it but this is a cruise"}, {"start": 9249.24, "end": 9255.720000000001, "text": " right now you back there is hectic and this is kind of"}, {"start": 9272.52, "end": 9274.52, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9279.12, "end": 9281.12, "text": " Remember the blue show guys"}, {"start": 9283.44, "end": 9288.720000000001, "text": " All by the sky with these trickles shit. Oh my god found the crowd"}, {"start": 9289.6, "end": 9291.6, "text": " That was a good run"}, {"start": 9302.52, "end": 9304.52, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9320.76, "end": 9326.460000000001, "text": " The whole dude that was the last item it's over it's over this guy"}, {"start": 9332.52, "end": 9354.92, "text": " oh my god dude the last item is the"}, {"start": 9354.92, "end": 9361.92, "text": " the most crucial item."}, {"start": 9361.92, "end": 9383.92, "text": " I'm busy real quick, I'm busy real quick."}, {"start": 9383.92, "end": 9385.92, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9443.92, "end": 9445.92, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9503.92, "end": 9520.2, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 9520.2, "end": 9529.2, "text": " I'm giving up, boys."}, {"start": 9529.2, "end": 9540.2, "text": " Sorry guys, I got an apple."}, {"start": 9540.2, "end": 9566.2, "text": " I got an apple, you're gonna hear it."}, {"start": 9566.2, "end": 9568.2, "text": " Everyone knows that green apple is the best apple."}, {"start": 9583.640000000001, "end": 9586.44, "text": " Two sour? Oh really?"}, {"start": 9587.400000000001, "end": 9589.720000000001, "text": " Chicken nuggets ass taste buds."}, {"start": 9596.2, "end": 9618.2, "text": " You know what, someone should open an apple shop."}, {"start": 9618.2, "end": 9621.2, "text": " I threw a shit ton of different types of apples."}, {"start": 9621.2, "end": 9622.2, "text": " I should do that, bro."}, {"start": 9622.2, "end": 9626.800000000001, "text": " I'm gonna open a fucking Apple shop, and it's just gonna be all different types of apples from around the world"}, {"start": 9629.640000000001, "end": 9636.28, "text": " And it's just a shop it would be satisfying to look at because it's apples in a bunch are satisfying to look at"}, {"start": 9637.84, "end": 9640.560000000001, "text": " And then you have all the different types of apples from around the world"}, {"start": 9641.6, "end": 9643.880000000001, "text": " That would be a fucking satisfying ass for"}, {"start": 9643.880000000001, "end": 9653.080000000002, "text": " No, bro, it's gonna be the Apple Store, okay, but actual fucking Apple."}, {"start": 9653.080000000002, "end": 9656.080000000002, "text": " It's not the shit-ass phone."}, {"start": 9656.080000000002, "end": 9673.400000000001, "text": " Yeah, just call it the real Apple."}, {"start": 9673.4, "end": 9680.4, "text": " You know what? You work off of Apple's already established marketing, so everybody already knows that it's the phone."}, {"start": 9680.4, "end": 9685.4, "text": " So if you quote real Apple's, everybody knows exactly what you're talking about."}, {"start": 9685.4, "end": 9687.4, "text": " And it's a bit of an inside joke."}, {"start": 9688.4, "end": 9691.4, "text": " To everybody, because everybody fucking knows!"}, {"start": 9693.4, "end": 9695.4, "text": " The boomers will load."}, {"start": 9696.4, "end": 9698.4, "text": " You motherfuckers, they go to an Apple shop."}, {"start": 9698.4, "end": 9705.4, "text": " Your mom is your grandma as well though, okay, they'll make this phone run."}, {"start": 9705.4, "end": 9716.4, "text": " Hey, you going in there?"}, {"start": 9716.4, "end": 9729.6, "text": " No one likes apples that much."}, {"start": 9729.6, "end": 9732.48, "text": " I disagree, man."}, {"start": 9732.48, "end": 9734.24, "text": " I think everybody likes an apple."}, {"start": 9734.24, "end": 9737.88, "text": " It's just nobody, it's not everybody's go-to, just grab a food."}, {"start": 9737.88, "end": 9739.88, "text": " They don't just grab it."}, {"start": 9739.880000000001, "end": 9752.36, "text": " I feel like it depends obviously on the person like I always have apples but I"}, {"start": 9752.36, "end": 9759.44, "text": " was kind of like forget I have never done my go-to slag"}, {"start": 9759.44, "end": 9769.44, "text": " Yeah, you got bananas too, but the variety of bananas isn't as vast as apples."}, {"start": 9769.44, "end": 9771.44, "text": " So we're talking Google."}, {"start": 9771.44, "end": 9776.44, "text": " How many different types of apples are there?"}, {"start": 9776.44, "end": 9780.44, "text": " I could be totally wrong about bananas."}, {"start": 9780.44, "end": 9782.44, "text": " I like 50 different types"}, {"start": 9789.24, "end": 9791.24, "text": " I'm going I'm going"}, {"start": 9793.960000000001, "end": 9799.800000000001, "text": " 2000 way more than that guys you're just making me realize that this out real apple store makes way more sense"}, {"start": 9801.720000000001, "end": 9803.720000000001, "text": " Way more okay"}, {"start": 9806.0, "end": 9808.720000000001, "text": " More legitimacy to open in the business, bro"}, {"start": 9810.44, "end": 9811.44, "text": " Reminds me of mangoes."}, {"start": 9811.44, "end": 9812.44, "text": " They're mangoes."}, {"start": 9812.44, "end": 9817.44, "text": " Mangoes are probably the S tier group."}, {"start": 9817.44, "end": 9824.44, "text": " Reminds me of mangoes."}, {"start": 9824.44, "end": 9837.44, "text": " Mangoes are probably the S tier group."}, {"start": 9837.44, "end": 9859.4, "text": " I want to rate blueberries an S tier."}, {"start": 9859.4, "end": 9865.960000000001, "text": " Blueberries are, I love blueberries but they're not S tier."}, {"start": 9865.960000000001, "end": 9869.240000000002, "text": " I like blueberries in things by themselves are not going to satisfy"}, {"start": 9872.84, "end": 9874.84, "text": " There's way better fruit"}, {"start": 9880.36, "end": 9884.2, "text": " Yeah, no shit blueberries are healthy, but I'd rather eat strawberries"}, {"start": 9887.960000000001, "end": 9889.960000000001, "text": " Way better of a taste"}, {"start": 9889.960000000001, "end": 9904.12, "text": " We're talking about eating one fruit here."}, {"start": 9904.12, "end": 9908.12, "text": " Watermelons ask here because you can eat so much and there's like no calories."}, {"start": 9908.12, "end": 9910.12, "text": " Same with strawberries."}, {"start": 9910.12, "end": 9912.12, "text": " Same with raspberries."}, {"start": 9912.12, "end": 9923.92, "text": " same with raspberries. the thing about raspberries is you get them from the supermarket and it's"}, {"start": 9923.92, "end": 9931.240000000002, "text": " like a 50-50 because they're so fragile. they're always like some type of mushy ass mess. raspberries"}, {"start": 9931.24, "end": 9933.24, "text": " These are good, but they're like, weird."}, {"start": 9938.24, "end": 9940.24, "text": " Yeah, but it's just because of how they are."}, {"start": 9942.24, "end": 9944.24, "text": " Yeah, sure, you can get frozen ones."}, {"start": 9945.24, "end": 9947.24, "text": " Frozen fruit does kind of feel like a cheat, though."}, {"start": 9947.24, "end": 9949.24, "text": " Because usually I just get frozen fruit."}, {"start": 9950.24, "end": 9953.24, "text": " And then if you just put it in a bowl, it just falls, and it's like eating..."}, {"start": 9954.24, "end": 9956.24, "text": " They're like eating a fucking sorbet."}, {"start": 9961.24, "end": 9981.24, "text": " Get in the- put some of the fourth lines!"}, {"start": 9981.24, "end": 9983.24, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9983.24, "end": 9986.24, "text": " Yeah, blackberries are S tier."}, {"start": 9986.24, "end": 9989.24, "text": " I would say blackberries are the best bear."}, {"start": 9989.24, "end": 9992.0, "text": " Blackberries are us here. I"}, {"start": 9995.84, "end": 9997.84, "text": " Don't I think blackberries are the"}, {"start": 9999.64, "end": 10003.8, "text": " If we're talking taste yeah, I think blackberries are us here"}, {"start": 10006.68, "end": 10008.68, "text": " Insane actually"}, {"start": 10008.68, "end": 10009.68, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 10009.68, "end": 10010.68, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 10010.68, "end": 10023.68, "text": " This guy just- a red shell at the- I hate this character, I really do."}, {"start": 10023.68, "end": 10025.68, "text": " buddy"}, {"start": 10043.2, "end": 10045.2, "text": " come on"}, {"start": 10053.68, "end": 10060.68, "text": " I'm giving up."}, {"start": 10060.68, "end": 10083.08, "text": " I, um, I've never actually, bigs are alright."}, {"start": 10083.08, "end": 10090.08, "text": " I like big newtons, but you can only eat so many of them, they're very dense."}, {"start": 10113.08, "end": 10135.88, "text": " Dates are really good as well."}, {"start": 10135.880000000001, "end": 10138.720000000001, "text": " Had a date I was bad man context"}, {"start": 10157.12, "end": 10159.12, "text": " Ouch"}, {"start": 10160.820000000002, "end": 10162.820000000002, "text": " Hey, but fruit juice"}, {"start": 10165.880000000001, "end": 10176.880000000001, "text": " I mean, yeah, an apple juice is always fucking good shit."}, {"start": 10176.880000000001, "end": 10182.800000000001, "text": " Honestly, dude, then an orange juice."}, {"start": 10182.800000000001, "end": 10188.960000000001, "text": " Or a good ass orange juice with a good American breakfast is a 10 out of 10."}, {"start": 10188.960000000001, "end": 10196.960000000001, "text": " If I'm going full fat mode and ojin with eggs and meat and toast, it's a 10 out of 10."}, {"start": 10196.960000000001, "end": 10201.960000000001, "text": " It's like the greatest kind of copy of the greatest combo."}, {"start": 10201.960000000001, "end": 10206.960000000001, "text": " Apple juice, you know apple juice is good shit too."}, {"start": 10206.960000000001, "end": 10210.960000000001, "text": " No pulp, but now I do like pulp."}, {"start": 10210.960000000001, "end": 10212.960000000001, "text": " I actually like the pulp."}, {"start": 10212.960000000001, "end": 10218.960000000001, "text": " The pulp makes me feel like I'm drinking more of the..."}, {"start": 10220.960000000001, "end": 10222.960000000001, "text": " I am. The pulp isn't bad."}, {"start": 10224.960000000001, "end": 10227.960000000001, "text": " I feel like when you're a little older you start enjoying the pulp."}, {"start": 10229.960000000001, "end": 10234.960000000001, "text": " Yeah, it feels like it's more healthier because you're like actually also eating the fucking orange."}, {"start": 10234.960000000001, "end": 10245.560000000001, "text": " younger don't like cult now I actually I don't mind the cult"}, {"start": 10245.560000000001, "end": 10264.320000000002, "text": " the cantaloupe oh the cantaloupe I had a lot of cantaloupe growing up"}, {"start": 10264.32, "end": 10267.32, "text": " Really, Camelope is a weird friend."}, {"start": 10294.32, "end": 10301.32, "text": " Okay, Phil."}, {"start": 10301.32, "end": 10306.32, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 10306.32, "end": 10314.32, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 10314.32, "end": 10328.0, "text": " I got a big-ass crab right there."}, {"start": 10328.0, "end": 10332.88, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 10332.88, "end": 10338.64, "text": " I don't know how that explosion didn't attack me."}, {"start": 10338.64, "end": 10340.64, "text": " Twice."}, {"start": 10370.64, "end": 10386.64, "text": " one take out this Yoshi I'm dropping it"}, {"start": 10386.64, "end": 10392.64, "text": " I just sent that bomb"}, {"start": 10392.64, "end": 10397.16, "text": " One of those was gonna hit me"}, {"start": 10415.279999999999, "end": 10418.099999999999, "text": " The top five are smushed together right now"}, {"start": 10422.64, "end": 10429.64, "text": " Hello, Lobby. Seems like we're all together."}, {"start": 10453.539999999999, "end": 10458.539999999999, "text": " No, that was so bad and he bullet built the first"}, {"start": 10459.66, "end": 10461.66, "text": " No"}, {"start": 10462.42, "end": 10464.42, "text": " And that red shells coming for me"}, {"start": 10466.16, "end": 10471.76, "text": " Yeah, dude that was that actually I think just cost me everything"}, {"start": 10477.0, "end": 10479.3, "text": " I don't know how I need a dog here I did"}, {"start": 10512.64, "end": 10519.64, "text": " Wow dude."}, {"start": 10519.64, "end": 10520.64, "text": " Haha."}, {"start": 10520.64, "end": 10532.64, "text": " This game right now, who's this fake me, get the hell out of your mouth."}, {"start": 10532.64, "end": 10539.64, "text": " What the heck are you doing dude?"}, {"start": 10539.64, "end": 10546.64, "text": " At least first, I see him."}, {"start": 10546.64, "end": 10559.64, "text": " Oh, you muttabee!"}, {"start": 10559.64, "end": 10561.64, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10582.9, "end": 10584.9, "text": " Wait, no way"}, {"start": 10589.64, "end": 10594.64, "text": " You boomer, I fall!"}, {"start": 10594.64, "end": 10596.64, "text": " All this power again!"}, {"start": 10596.64, "end": 10599.64, "text": " Remove this, remove it from the game, please!"}, {"start": 10604.64, "end": 10606.64, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 10606.64, "end": 10608.64, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 10613.64, "end": 10615.64, "text": " BBB!"}, {"start": 10619.64, "end": 10620.64, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 10620.64, "end": 10626.64, "text": " The Boomerang is so annoying!"}, {"start": 10626.64, "end": 10637.64, "text": " How are you still alive?"}, {"start": 10637.64, "end": 10647.64, "text": " How are you still alive?"}, {"start": 10647.64, "end": 10648.64, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 10648.64, "end": 10655.64, "text": " I got him, boys."}, {"start": 10655.64, "end": 10660.64, "text": " Best B."}, {"start": 10660.64, "end": 10666.64, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 10666.64, "end": 10676.64, "text": " The last corner of the whole match."}, {"start": 10676.64, "end": 10686.64, "text": " Wow, wow, wow."}, {"start": 10686.64, "end": 10693.64, "text": " Bam, bam, bam boys, there it is."}, {"start": 10693.64, "end": 10708.64, "text": " Hi boys, we're headed to a new land with motorbikes."}, {"start": 10708.64, "end": 10710.64, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10712.939999999999, "end": 10716.24, "text": " Was we're headed to a new land with motorbikes I"}, {"start": 10716.96, "end": 10721.48, "text": " Swear to God if this throws me into an empty server, I'm uninstalling this dead game"}, {"start": 10722.72, "end": 10724.72, "text": " Okay, give me my damn motorcycle"}, {"start": 10728.199999999999, "end": 10734.8, "text": " I don't want to play these absolute trash meat grinder conquest mats where they funnel all the players into a hallway I"}, {"start": 10734.800000000001, "end": 10741.800000000001, "text": " I refuse."}, {"start": 10764.800000000001, "end": 10784.800000000001, "text": " And"}, {"start": 10784.800000000001, "end": 10787.800000000001, "text": " I don't know. Contaminated, and..."}, {"start": 10798.800000000001, "end": 10800.800000000001, "text": " What other, uh, Golmud?"}, {"start": 10802.800000000001, "end": 10805.800000000001, "text": " Operation Firestorm doesn't have motorcycles?"}, {"start": 10806.800000000001, "end": 10808.800000000001, "text": " Why wouldn't it?"}, {"start": 10808.800000000001, "end": 10821.140000000001, "text": " does new sobeck morocke manhattan liberation probably does i think all these other ones"}, {"start": 10821.14, "end": 10828.14, "text": " still. Cairo doesn't. Does black ball fields have it?"}, {"start": 10858.14, "end": 10878.16, "text": " Where's my bike?"}, {"start": 10878.16, "end": 10879.66, "text": " Where's my bike?"}, {"start": 10879.66, "end": 10883.06, "text": " I actually figured out you can put these on the wheels."}, {"start": 10883.06, "end": 10885.06, "text": " Okay, wait."}, {"start": 10885.06, "end": 10888.019999999999, "text": " Okay, wait. Maybe it was a fluke when I did it."}, {"start": 10890.5, "end": 10891.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10894.1, "end": 10895.22, "text": " Okay, maybe it- oh wait!"}, {"start": 10898.019999999999, "end": 10898.519999999999, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 10903.539999999999, "end": 10904.82, "text": " Ah, where the boy's at?"}, {"start": 10910.82, "end": 10913.539999999999, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 10945.06, "end": 10955.06, "text": " Oh, shit, the map still works?"}, {"start": 10955.06, "end": 10984.06, "text": " There's two tanks over here."}, {"start": 10984.06, "end": 10986.06, "text": " Oh shit, oh there you are!"}, {"start": 10987.26, "end": 10987.76, "text": " Uh oh."}, {"start": 10989.66, "end": 10992.66, "text": " I'm dead, I'm dead bro! This is off the map!"}, {"start": 10995.96, "end": 10997.96, "text": " I didn't know that was off the map dude."}, {"start": 11014.06, "end": 11016.06, "text": " That's me if I explore them it's been lost."}, {"start": 11020.06, "end": 11022.06, "text": " This guy right here, target."}, {"start": 11033.06, "end": 11035.06, "text": " All right here, right here."}, {"start": 11044.06, "end": 11049.06, "text": " No! I missed!"}, {"start": 11051.06, "end": 11053.06, "text": " Oh, I thought you were not friendly."}, {"start": 11061.06, "end": 11063.06, "text": " Damn, dude!"}, {"start": 11066.06, "end": 11070.06, "text": " Ah, yeah, this is the new hardcore mode where there's no UI."}, {"start": 11071.06, "end": 11072.06, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 11074.06, "end": 11083.58, "text": " Yeah, we're getting there's three tanks we gotta do something"}, {"start": 11104.06, "end": 11114.06, "text": " There it is, boys."}, {"start": 11114.06, "end": 11119.06, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 11119.06, "end": 11122.06, "text": " Kill me, brother."}, {"start": 11122.06, "end": 11124.06, "text": " Kill me!"}, {"start": 11124.06, "end": 11126.06, "text": " Show me!"}, {"start": 11134.06, "end": 11141.06, "text": " I need a pick up."}, {"start": 11141.06, "end": 11156.06, "text": " Oh, there's, they got a train here."}, {"start": 11186.06, "end": 11188.06, "text": " My old cycle"}, {"start": 11204.359999999999, "end": 11206.359999999999, "text": " This guy's friendly friendly"}, {"start": 11206.36, "end": 11221.36, "text": " I'm meant to die to come back."}, {"start": 11221.36, "end": 11238.0, "text": " We're funny, you did the animation to pick it up."}, {"start": 11238.0, "end": 11244.6, "text": " Two tanks up there, alright we're going on the mountain side."}, {"start": 11244.6, "end": 11251.6, "text": " Yeah, this game's so much better."}, {"start": 11251.6, "end": 11258.6, "text": " Is that like sick?"}, {"start": 11274.6, "end": 11289.6, "text": " Alright, this is a guy at E."}, {"start": 11289.6, "end": 11300.6, "text": " Down this road."}, {"start": 11300.6, "end": 11307.6, "text": " I took the wrong turn, shit."}, {"start": 11307.6, "end": 11316.6, "text": " I don't know why I hit there, oh right here."}, {"start": 11316.6, "end": 11321.6, "text": " I missed."}, {"start": 11321.6, "end": 11326.6, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 11326.6, "end": 11333.720000000001, "text": " I should I should have ran back on to it"}, {"start": 11337.12, "end": 11339.6, "text": " Yeah, I should I should have ran back on to it damn"}, {"start": 11356.6, "end": 11359.6, "text": " Oh, dude, they have like six tanks on the map."}, {"start": 11367.6, "end": 11369.6, "text": " Wait a minute, I just realized something."}, {"start": 11372.6, "end": 11374.6, "text": " I'm already maxed out."}, {"start": 11382.6, "end": 11383.6, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 11386.6, "end": 11393.6, "text": " Alright, get your barrel out of my shit!"}, {"start": 11407.6, "end": 11415.6, "text": " On the road, on the road!"}, {"start": 11415.6, "end": 11430.0, "text": " get out of here get out of here bro get out of here"}, {"start": 11430.0, "end": 11435.0, "text": " Get out! Get out!"}, {"start": 11435.0, "end": 11437.0, "text": " Enemy helicopter down!"}, {"start": 11437.0, "end": 11460.44, "text": " I just want to get it"}, {"start": 11460.44, "end": 11466.28, "text": " Motorcycle, this is, well, honestly the motorbike dev did a really good job."}, {"start": 11466.28, "end": 11474.28, "text": " I gotta say, the Jets are okay in this battlefield, the motorbikes are actually vehicle dev popped"}, {"start": 11474.28, "end": 11475.28, "text": " off."}, {"start": 11475.28, "end": 11481.76, "text": " All the other ones are whatever been there done that, this one is actually quality motorcycle,"}, {"start": 11481.76, "end": 11485.76, "text": " whereas it's better than some first-party motorcycle games."}, {"start": 11485.76, "end": 11488.880000000001, "text": " It's like top tier animation and uh, control."}, {"start": 11491.4, "end": 11493.4, "text": " Like this is more fun than the fucking shooting."}, {"start": 11493.4, "end": 11495.4, "text": " I don't give a shit about the guns."}, {"start": 11495.4, "end": 11497.4, "text": " Look at that in a game."}, {"start": 11502.2, "end": 11505.0, "text": " Yeah, I wonder if you can double kill a two tanks or together."}, {"start": 11505.0, "end": 11507.0, "text": " Dude, they're four tanks!"}, {"start": 11507.0, "end": 11509.0, "text": " I will be their reckoning."}, {"start": 11515.76, "end": 11517.76, "text": " Right here, right here."}, {"start": 11523.12, "end": 11525.12, "text": " Where is he?"}, {"start": 11529.44, "end": 11535.52, "text": " Oh, he's going down. Yeah, you are not retreating dude. Oh, there's a car chasing."}, {"start": 11539.36, "end": 11541.36, "text": " There he is, there he is."}, {"start": 11545.76, "end": 11547.58, "text": " Are you kidding?"}, {"start": 11547.58, "end": 11550.76, "text": " Why was my gun out?"}, {"start": 11550.76, "end": 11557.12, "text": " Dude, why was my gun out when I got out?"}, {"start": 11557.12, "end": 11558.960000000001, "text": " Did I take my gun out?"}, {"start": 11558.960000000001, "end": 11563.960000000001, "text": " Yo, did I take my gun out?"}, {"start": 11563.960000000001, "end": 11565.960000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11565.960000000001, "end": 11594.960000000001, "text": " The first person's okay, the third person's way in a smoother feeling."}, {"start": 11594.960000000001, "end": 11608.84, "text": " th"}, {"start": 11608.84, "end": 11612.240000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11642.24, "end": 11643.24, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 11643.24, "end": 11649.24, "text": " I don't have a whole set of double kill."}, {"start": 11649.24, "end": 11657.24, "text": " Oh, they blew up the other one."}, {"start": 11657.24, "end": 11663.8, "text": " No, I don't have a house on a double kill. Oh, they blew up the other one"}, {"start": 11687.24, "end": 11695.24, "text": " How we lose a map? How in the world literally doubt we are getting shit on?"}, {"start": 11695.24, "end": 11697.24, "text": " What else are we getting shit on?"}, {"start": 11717.24, "end": 11721.72, "text": " Just got it right here rerouting"}, {"start": 11735.64, "end": 11737.64, "text": " Bro why would you stop?"}, {"start": 11747.24, "end": 11766.0, "text": " I can't believe he stopped right in front of the bike."}, {"start": 11766.0, "end": 11768.119999999999, "text": " It did not mean to do that."}, {"start": 11768.119999999999, "end": 11771.96, "text": " But it worked."}, {"start": 11771.960000000001, "end": 11773.960000000001, "text": " I do not believe he meant to do that."}, {"start": 11786.6, "end": 11788.6, "text": " Wait, wasn't that all just all red?"}, {"start": 11790.1, "end": 11790.6, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11801.960000000001, "end": 11808.960000000001, "text": " One guy over here."}, {"start": 11808.960000000001, "end": 11815.960000000001, "text": " These guys."}, {"start": 11815.960000000001, "end": 11819.960000000001, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 11819.960000000001, "end": 11824.960000000001, "text": " Damn, close."}, {"start": 11824.960000000001, "end": 11832.76, "text": " Oh damn close dude close"}, {"start": 11848.160000000002, "end": 11850.160000000002, "text": " We got a tanky"}, {"start": 11854.960000000001, "end": 11862.44, "text": " Yeah, we don't do the gamba every birth every dirt right"}, {"start": 11865.240000000002, "end": 11871.36, "text": " That's all right, it's too much too much gamba we do you guys are ridiculous"}, {"start": 11882.400000000001, "end": 11884.400000000001, "text": " Got him"}, {"start": 11884.960000000001, "end": 11891.960000000001, "text": " How many success attempts?"}, {"start": 11891.960000000001, "end": 11897.160000000002, "text": " Oh my god I'm so bad."}, {"start": 11897.160000000002, "end": 11899.52, "text": " Yeah I shot his ears dead."}, {"start": 11899.52, "end": 11903.12, "text": " Got his ear."}, {"start": 11903.12, "end": 11904.12, "text": " Got his ear."}, {"start": 11904.12, "end": 11905.12, "text": " Daddy, daddy."}, {"start": 11905.12, "end": 11906.12, "text": " Potatoes, potatoes."}, {"start": 11906.12, "end": 11907.12, "text": " I'm too extreme or I'm too supposed to be created."}, {"start": 11907.12, "end": 11908.12, "text": " I'm too extreme or I'm too supposed to be created."}, {"start": 11908.12, "end": 11909.12, "text": " Daddy, daddy."}, {"start": 11909.12, "end": 11910.12, "text": " Daddy, daddy."}, {"start": 11910.12, "end": 11911.12, "text": " Potatoes, potatoes."}, {"start": 11911.12, "end": 11914.480000000001, "text": " I'm your streamer, I'm your support team, baby!"}, {"start": 11915.2, "end": 11916.720000000001, "text": " I'm your streamer!"}, {"start": 11929.36, "end": 11930.560000000001, "text": " Fuck out of our spawn."}, {"start": 11930.560000000001, "end": 11931.36, "text": " HAH-HA!"}, {"start": 11935.28, "end": 11938.960000000001, "text": " If I could do this and resupply faster, that'd be great."}, {"start": 11941.12, "end": 11958.12, "text": " I'm striking fear in the hods of the drivers."}, {"start": 11958.12, "end": 11974.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, you know what? The tanks spawn the players. I'm not letting them do it. Are there any rain"}, {"start": 11974.300000000001, "end": 11985.140000000001, "text": " maps? I want to drive in the rain. Battlefield, do a spin-off where you make these valleys"}, {"start": 11985.14, "end": 11992.14, "text": " into actual maps. Who cares about the battle? Expand this valley here and make it have different"}, {"start": 11992.14, "end": 12001.14, "text": " vehicles. We'll drive around. Just expand the valley further. I want to drive down there."}, {"start": 12001.14, "end": 12021.14, "text": " I see a tank. I see a tank! Right there, right there."}, {"start": 12021.14, "end": 12023.14, "text": " They're right here in their hands!"}, {"start": 12038.14, "end": 12039.14, "text": " Go, go, go, go, go, go!"}, {"start": 12039.14, "end": 12041.14, "text": " Build, mission build, mission build!"}, {"start": 12051.14, "end": 12065.14, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12065.14, "end": 12075.14, "text": " We should fail, but we made it."}, {"start": 12075.14, "end": 12089.779999999999, "text": " Fuck him out, we're driving in because I have nothing anyways, I have nothing."}, {"start": 12089.78, "end": 12091.78, "text": " Unless we can resupply the C-4."}, {"start": 12093.28, "end": 12094.28, "text": " Rent-a-ground."}, {"start": 12098.78, "end": 12100.28, "text": " What the hell is this, man?"}, {"start": 12103.28, "end": 12106.28, "text": " Yeah, when I respawn and if I see, I swear to God, man."}, {"start": 12106.28, "end": 12107.28, "text": " If I see..."}, {"start": 12109.28, "end": 12110.28, "text": " The sum..."}, {"start": 12113.28, "end": 12116.28, "text": " You guys better not be taking out my motorbike spawns."}, {"start": 12119.78, "end": 12130.78, "text": " Yeah, they know we're in that corner, apparently."}, {"start": 12130.78, "end": 12137.78, "text": " I only have one!"}, {"start": 12137.78, "end": 12141.78, "text": " That's just, it'll tickle."}, {"start": 12141.78, "end": 12147.980000000001, "text": " I got one dude hopefully he's injured"}, {"start": 12171.78, "end": 12176.78, "text": " Yeah, I'm letting go too early."}, {"start": 12176.78, "end": 12184.78, "text": " I'm letting go too early on those."}, {"start": 12184.78, "end": 12189.78, "text": " Way too early."}, {"start": 12201.78, "end": 12215.460000000001, "text": " I don't see any tanks there."}, {"start": 12215.460000000001, "end": 12230.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, there's one guy there."}, {"start": 12230.460000000001, "end": 12241.460000000001, "text": " Two tanks over this way."}, {"start": 12241.460000000001, "end": 12251.460000000001, "text": " Two tanks over this way. I don't know the path. I might, I might descend from the mountain."}, {"start": 12251.460000000001, "end": 12270.460000000001, "text": " Whoa! Right here, right here."}, {"start": 12270.460000000001, "end": 12277.460000000001, "text": " I need an escape."}, {"start": 12277.460000000001, "end": 12286.460000000001, "text": " Oh, it's an enemy!"}, {"start": 12286.460000000001, "end": 12288.460000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12294.660000000002, "end": 12296.660000000002, "text": " Was an enemy"}, {"start": 12307.1, "end": 12309.1, "text": " Or be a change by that little bird"}, {"start": 12316.460000000001, "end": 12326.460000000001, "text": " That was honest, dude."}, {"start": 12326.460000000001, "end": 12342.54, "text": " Yeah, please, if that was the last of us chasing in cinematic form for all you'd be"}, {"start": 12342.54, "end": 12349.740000000002, "text": " Poggin and like crying okay, that was better than the last of us cinematic on the motorcycle all right relax"}, {"start": 12350.5, "end": 12352.5, "text": " Your taste is not that good"}, {"start": 12353.980000000001, "end": 12355.980000000001, "text": " Come on"}, {"start": 12360.5, "end": 12362.5, "text": " How is this fine"}, {"start": 12364.5, "end": 12371.580000000002, "text": " Why how are you not playing the game with the battle pass where you shoot and grind for the sixth time"}, {"start": 12371.58, "end": 12374.58, "text": " How is this fun doing playing like this?"}, {"start": 12377.58, "end": 12382.58, "text": " Why are you not grinding the sixth verse in a battle field in front of us?"}, {"start": 12383.58, "end": 12385.58, "text": " Playing the objective."}, {"start": 12387.58, "end": 12397.58, "text": " This is actually playing the objective IMO because most people don't blow up the tanks and the tanks are the main pillars of your team."}, {"start": 12397.58, "end": 12404.58, "text": " This is actually probably the most helpful thing of the team, because we're clearing out all the armor."}, {"start": 12406.58, "end": 12412.58, "text": " Attempting to, so it's like what, how long is the cooldown on the tank, like two minutes, one minute?"}, {"start": 12412.58, "end": 12414.58, "text": " It's a long cooldown."}, {"start": 12415.58, "end": 12417.58, "text": " So they lose like a big chunk."}, {"start": 12418.58, "end": 12419.58, "text": " We're on!"}, {"start": 12419.58, "end": 12431.7, "text": " What wait he's still alive"}, {"start": 12431.7, "end": 12433.7, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12442.7, "end": 12445.7, "text": " Wait, what's that?"}, {"start": 12445.7, "end": 12448.7, "text": " Oh, I did kill him. That was a second tag next to him?"}, {"start": 12461.7, "end": 12463.7, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 12478.7, "end": 12480.7, "text": " I see him. I'm going man-road."}, {"start": 12480.7, "end": 12494.18, "text": " We're going, we're going, we're going, we're going."}, {"start": 12494.18, "end": 12499.18, "text": " I got a lot of our shit, huh?"}, {"start": 12499.18, "end": 12501.18, "text": " What do you know, bro?"}, {"start": 12531.18, "end": 12535.18, "text": " It's okay. It's okay."}, {"start": 12535.18, "end": 12540.18, "text": " Battlefield Next. Next patch."}, {"start": 12540.18, "end": 12546.18, "text": " Make a immersion mode where it takes off the majority of UI elements,"}, {"start": 12546.18, "end": 12551.18, "text": " but like keeps on like some tidbits here and there."}, {"start": 12551.18, "end": 12555.18, "text": " Like a minimalist look."}, {"start": 12555.18, "end": 12560.18, "text": " Dude, I will die on the hill, but no UI transforms your game."}, {"start": 12560.18, "end": 12562.18, "text": " I will die on the hill."}, {"start": 12564.18, "end": 12566.18, "text": " I see this as an art form, alright?"}, {"start": 12566.18, "end": 12568.18, "text": " We all play games differently."}, {"start": 12583.18, "end": 12586.18, "text": " I got people coming through here."}, {"start": 12586.18, "end": 12588.18, "text": " Oh, we lost."}, {"start": 12590.18, "end": 12602.24, "text": " If I had like a red dot above the enemy's head just to know, and maybe like a small"}, {"start": 12602.24, "end": 12604.24, "text": " Indicator of I don't know"}, {"start": 12604.24, "end": 12632.9, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12632.9, "end": 12634.619999999999, "text": " Black flags, UI DevCooked."}, {"start": 12638.74, "end": 12640.1, "text": " They had a dedicated..."}, {"start": 12641.14, "end": 12644.98, "text": " They already had it so you could have a dedicated, uh, shut off UI button."}, {"start": 12645.58, "end": 12650.9, "text": " Built into the PlayStation controller and Xbox controller, where you just double tap R3 default."}, {"start": 12651.9, "end": 12654.619999999999, "text": " I swear, Devs that include that know their game looks good."}, {"start": 12655.18, "end": 12657.34, "text": " Devs that don't do that? I don't know what the fuck you're doing."}, {"start": 12658.66, "end": 12659.26, "text": " They know."}, {"start": 12692.9, "end": 12711.3, "text": " What's a better pistol?"}, {"start": 12711.3, "end": 12715.42, "text": " Oh, you can have this."}, {"start": 12715.42, "end": 12718.66, "text": " Need an extended red. There's only ten bullets"}, {"start": 12745.42, "end": 12762.460000000001, "text": " insane player base feels not very nice and normally feels not very nice"}, {"start": 12775.42, "end": 12781.62, "text": " Now these cyber games in this life cycle, usually I feel like the console players are like keep the servers alive."}, {"start": 12781.62, "end": 12783.12, "text": " What it always is."}, {"start": 12795.22, "end": 12796.42, "text": " It's always..."}, {"start": 12805.42, "end": 12807.42, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12817.02, "end": 12819.02, "text": " Shit we're in the desert"}, {"start": 12835.42, "end": 12852.86, "text": " Alright, this map is a lot smaller, I don't know why it's like off-center, oh, I can move"}, {"start": 12852.86, "end": 12853.86, "text": " it."}, {"start": 12853.86, "end": 12858.54, "text": " Wait, do they have tanks on Conquest?"}, {"start": 12858.54, "end": 12875.900000000001, "text": " There's the enemy tanks, it looks like this is a very tiny map maybe, how do I switch"}, {"start": 12875.9, "end": 12891.9, "text": " I don't see any tag off the map."}, {"start": 12891.9, "end": 12904.9, "text": " I might actually remove this map just because it's a tiny conquest map."}, {"start": 12904.9, "end": 12909.619999999999, "text": " This map I'm looking for a big map. Which one was that called?"}, {"start": 12920.66, "end": 12926.039999999999, "text": " You so back yeah, I need a firestorm would be very fun"}, {"start": 12934.9, "end": 12941.9, "text": " Liberation's not bad."}, {"start": 12941.9, "end": 12964.56, "text": " I did I tried a blue obliteration yeah"}, {"start": 12964.56, "end": 12987.039999999999, "text": " Where's my bike buddy get out of my shit, bro"}, {"start": 12994.56, "end": 13004.56, "text": " What a, what a gentleman. What a gentleman. He understood what I was trying to do."}, {"start": 13004.56, "end": 13014.56, "text": " He was like, okay, get him, roll over, get him, what the hell man?"}, {"start": 13014.56, "end": 13016.56, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13034.699999999999, "end": 13039.16, "text": " Air support confirmed pilots are ready to deploy do we got caught in the explosion?"}, {"start": 13044.56, "end": 13049.56, "text": " Alright, I see some tanks. Now hold."}, {"start": 13058.56, "end": 13060.56, "text": " Take the helis on this map."}, {"start": 13060.56, "end": 13078.92, "text": " Yeah, there's only two spawns on this one."}, {"start": 13078.92, "end": 13089.16, "text": " Come on, man!"}, {"start": 13089.16, "end": 13096.16, "text": " Who's taking these?"}, {"start": 13096.16, "end": 13105.16, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 13105.16, "end": 13116.16, "text": " Wait, I think you have to move it."}, {"start": 13116.16, "end": 13123.16, "text": " Yeah, I think you have to move it so people don't spawn on it because it was just there."}, {"start": 13146.16, "end": 13161.32, "text": " All right, now I know now now I know now"}, {"start": 13161.32, "end": 13174.6, "text": " Now these motherfuckers taking the damn bikes."}, {"start": 13174.6, "end": 13176.6, "text": " Is that one parked right there?"}, {"start": 13176.6, "end": 13178.6, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 13178.6, "end": 13183.6, "text": " But I thought this is my bike."}, {"start": 13183.6, "end": 13186.6, "text": " This is risky."}, {"start": 13186.6, "end": 13188.6, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13207.16, "end": 13209.16, "text": " Alright where they at"}, {"start": 13216.6, "end": 13230.36, "text": " Oh, I don't know if I got him, dude!"}, {"start": 13230.36, "end": 13231.36, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 13231.36, "end": 13232.36, "text": " I don't know!"}, {"start": 13232.36, "end": 13234.36, "text": " Damn, I made it!"}, {"start": 13234.36, "end": 13238.68, "text": " That was all enemy- Oh, he's on pure fire!"}, {"start": 13238.68, "end": 13239.68, "text": " Damn!"}, {"start": 13239.68, "end": 13241.68, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13269.68, "end": 13284.48, "text": " Oh my god, he actually shot... wait, did he blow himself up?"}, {"start": 13284.48, "end": 13287.68, "text": " What the heck?"}, {"start": 13287.68, "end": 13289.68, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 13289.68, "end": 13291.68, "text": " Damn!"}, {"start": 13300.68, "end": 13302.68, "text": " That guy was ready for it!"}, {"start": 13304.68, "end": 13306.68, "text": " That guy was fully ready for it!"}, {"start": 13319.68, "end": 13348.16, "text": " Okay, buddy, you are set up to be a rat shit."}, {"start": 13348.16, "end": 13353.8, "text": " I will keep I will keep trying to kill you. Okay, this guy just somehow apparently always as mean as"}, {"start": 13354.32, "end": 13356.32, "text": " crosser"}, {"start": 13364.8, "end": 13366.8, "text": " Ready brown here we go"}, {"start": 13371.6, "end": 13373.6, "text": " Wait, I only have one tank"}, {"start": 13378.16, "end": 13382.16, "text": " I think if you hold B, it's better because you're holding the front wheel down."}, {"start": 13394.16, "end": 13395.16, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 13401.16, "end": 13402.16, "text": " You're kidding."}, {"start": 13402.16, "end": 13403.16, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13403.16, "end": 13407.16, "text": " Fuck it up, bruh!"}, {"start": 13407.16, "end": 13410.16, "text": " Fuck it up!"}, {"start": 13410.16, "end": 13414.16, "text": " Break the stone!"}, {"start": 13414.16, "end": 13418.16, "text": " Break the stone!"}, {"start": 13418.16, "end": 13420.16, "text": " Nice, nice."}, {"start": 13420.16, "end": 13426.16, "text": " Good shit, good shit."}, {"start": 13426.16, "end": 13443.94, "text": " Where's the tank at this guy's all the way back it bit this guy doing"}, {"start": 13443.94, "end": 13450.94, "text": " I could drive to that dude and there spawn."}, {"start": 13473.94, "end": 13483.800000000001, "text": " There it is, boys."}, {"start": 13483.800000000001, "end": 13492.140000000001, "text": " That guy had no idea."}, {"start": 13492.14, "end": 13493.14, "text": " My dear!"}, {"start": 13510.14, "end": 13511.14, "text": " I'll be back!"}, {"start": 13514.14, "end": 13515.14, "text": " I'll be back!"}, {"start": 13516.14, "end": 13517.14, "text": " I'll be back!"}, {"start": 13520.14, "end": 13521.14, "text": " I'll be back!"}, {"start": 13522.14, "end": 13535.34, "text": " I wish BF didn't have the spotting thing."}, {"start": 13535.34, "end": 13555.34, "text": " Then they do a battlefield with no spotting, and then people are pissed."}, {"start": 13555.34, "end": 13580.34, "text": " Oh, he's back there on the road."}, {"start": 13580.34, "end": 13587.66, "text": " Oh wait, did he die?"}, {"start": 13587.66, "end": 13603.7, "text": " What is going on here?"}, {"start": 13603.7, "end": 13604.54, "text": " Dude!"}, {"start": 13606.2, "end": 13607.380000000001, "text": " Oh wait, did he die?"}, {"start": 13609.04, "end": 13610.44, "text": " What is going on here?"}, {"start": 13610.44, "end": 13611.66, "text": " Did that tank blow up?"}, {"start": 13613.66, "end": 13615.12, "text": " Was that another corpse?"}, {"start": 13618.900000000001, "end": 13621.7, "text": " I love how I'm blowing up right next to other tanks"}, {"start": 13621.7, "end": 13623.300000000001, "text": " that have already been blown up."}, {"start": 13629.300000000001, "end": 13630.42, "text": " That was a random tank."}, {"start": 13630.42, "end": 13631.980000000001, "text": " It's like, oh, there's like, wait."}, {"start": 13631.98, "end": 13633.98, "text": " Once the explosion clears, I'm like, wait a minute."}, {"start": 13651.46, "end": 13652.96, "text": " Damn, dude!"}, {"start": 13657.619999999999, "end": 13659.619999999999, "text": " I should have kept you driving down that street."}, {"start": 13661.98, "end": 13663.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13669.619999999999, "end": 13672.68, "text": " Result my play conquest I hate the tank players"}, {"start": 13673.34, "end": 13677.3, "text": " So like this being a pretty damn efficient way to blow them up is fun"}, {"start": 13678.779999999999, "end": 13683.82, "text": " There's a lot of tank players are assholes. They know they're strong and they can just like"}, {"start": 13684.699999999999, "end": 13686.699999999999, "text": " Be an annoying shit"}, {"start": 13686.7, "end": 13695.7, "text": " So, I will not allow them to do that as many times as a tank."}, {"start": 13695.7, "end": 13698.7, "text": " Let's go for this guy now."}, {"start": 13698.7, "end": 13702.7, "text": " Alright, this guy's also very good."}, {"start": 13702.7, "end": 13705.7, "text": " But these tank guys are good."}, {"start": 13705.7, "end": 13731.460000000001, "text": " I don't follow how that was not too soon that was spot on what are you it has to be in the"}, {"start": 13731.460000000001, "end": 13743.7, "text": " back even on C4? I thought it was like a guaranteed kill if it's smushed right onto the tank."}, {"start": 13744.580000000002, "end": 13749.94, "text": " Good. That is fucking stupid."}, {"start": 13749.94, "end": 13763.78, "text": " You're kind of losing I blame the team bro. I'm doing stuff. I don't know what the hell they're doing. I"}, {"start": 13764.9, "end": 13766.9, "text": " Don't know what they're doing dude"}, {"start": 13773.460000000001, "end": 13776.74, "text": " First they nerf the d-fibs then they nerf the c4"}, {"start": 13779.94, "end": 13786.94, "text": " No fun, just play!"}, {"start": 13809.94, "end": 13835.380000000001, "text": " this map is is difficult bro it's the math man"}, {"start": 13839.94, "end": 13843.94, "text": " The other map was vast, so you could, like, come in from a lot of angles."}, {"start": 13843.94, "end": 13845.94, "text": " This is, like, a bit of a funnel map."}, {"start": 13857.94, "end": 13859.94, "text": " Follow me again, ha!"}, {"start": 13869.94, "end": 13876.94, "text": " I don't know if the tank died."}, {"start": 13929.94, "end": 13937.86, "text": " I've been affected brah I'm 2 in 12. Alright 2 in 12 is effective."}, {"start": 13945.060000000001, "end": 13949.58, "text": " I did the new season looks cool but the new season is naval and unless they have"}, {"start": 13949.58, "end": 13957.18, "text": " motorbikes that go on water which they should I'm not interested. You know what"}, {"start": 13957.18, "end": 13962.28, "text": " They should bro on the fact that they don't have jet skis or like a motorbike that goes on water, bro"}, {"start": 13963.78, "end": 13970.78, "text": " They have dynamic waves they added they were like dynamic way like they have water tech and it's like come on"}, {"start": 13971.82, "end": 13973.82, "text": " Give us some jet skis"}, {"start": 13987.18, "end": 14003.1, "text": " This guy, bro, we're always meeting each other, you motherfucka, bro, I swear to God, dude."}, {"start": 14003.1, "end": 14004.1, "text": " He's burdened, though."}, {"start": 14004.1, "end": 14005.1, "text": " He's hurting."}, {"start": 14005.1, "end": 14011.9, "text": " I want this guy to know I will always try to kill him."}, {"start": 14011.9, "end": 14016.1, "text": " I will strike fear in him that even though he probably has been farming me!"}, {"start": 14022.3, "end": 14023.8, "text": " Two and thirteen!"}, {"start": 14025.3, "end": 14027.3, "text": " He's still here sweating now!"}, {"start": 14029.4, "end": 14031.0, "text": " He's sweating now!"}, {"start": 14031.0, "end": 14038.0, "text": " Someone has zero skills."}, {"start": 14061.0, "end": 14070.64, "text": " Should I get a zero and ten?"}, {"start": 14070.64, "end": 14077.64, "text": " We must be trying to do something."}, {"start": 14100.64, "end": 14107.64, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 14107.64, "end": 14121.64, "text": " Who built all these stone walls?"}, {"start": 14121.64, "end": 14128.64, "text": " Now who built all these stone walls?"}, {"start": 14151.64, "end": 14154.64, "text": " Here we go, here we go, here we go, boost!"}, {"start": 14158.64, "end": 14162.64, "text": " Oh my god, man, you're going all the way there, you dumb motherfucker!"}, {"start": 14181.64, "end": 14191.08, "text": " Let me discover a route."}, {"start": 14191.08, "end": 14195.08, "text": " There is a nice road."}, {"start": 14195.08, "end": 14198.08, "text": " Oh yeah, right here, right here."}, {"start": 14198.08, "end": 14199.08, "text": " Moves down."}, {"start": 14199.08, "end": 14201.08, "text": " Oh my god, I saw him."}, {"start": 14201.08, "end": 14202.08, "text": " Turn up here."}, {"start": 14202.08, "end": 14204.08, "text": " Turn up here!"}, {"start": 14211.58, "end": 14213.08, "text": " NOOOOO!"}, {"start": 14232.08, "end": 14242.28, "text": " I blame the map chat who's winning right now I'm not watching who's winning"}, {"start": 14292.08, "end": 14299.08, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14299.08, "end": 14306.08, "text": " the"}, {"start": 14306.08, "end": 14309.08, "text": " death of"}, {"start": 14309.08, "end": 14314.08, "text": " death"}, {"start": 14314.08, "end": 14320.08, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14320.08, "end": 14343.94, "text": " They only got one bite?"}, {"start": 14343.94, "end": 14345.94, "text": " This will do for now."}, {"start": 14350.94, "end": 14352.94, "text": " At least on one bike, no way."}, {"start": 14362.94, "end": 14365.94, "text": " I don't know how effective I can be in this thing."}, {"start": 14373.94, "end": 14377.94, "text": " Yeah, that thing's too slow. Nope."}, {"start": 14382.94, "end": 14385.94, "text": " Are you kidding me, bro? This only has two bikes."}, {"start": 14403.94, "end": 14423.980000000001, "text": " hold hold hold one trick the one trick please pony jelly what else am I gonna"}, {"start": 14423.98, "end": 14431.02, "text": " to do bro what else play the game regularly been there done that"}, {"start": 14449.46, "end": 14452.82, "text": " oh here we go"}, {"start": 14453.98, "end": 14478.98, "text": " This is a good map to drive on."}, {"start": 14478.98, "end": 14498.98, "text": " I say one."}, {"start": 14528.98, "end": 14533.98, "text": " What is it? What is this? What is this damage, man?"}, {"start": 14533.98, "end": 14537.98, "text": " I actually made a CK one tap the tanks."}, {"start": 14537.98, "end": 14544.98, "text": " Oh, he's always got to be a sighted."}, {"start": 14618.98, "end": 14632.26, "text": " And actually looks like all their tanks died"}, {"start": 14638.26, "end": 14642.22, "text": " Yeah, look like all of them died or something because there's none or no one spotted"}, {"start": 14648.98, "end": 14655.98, "text": " I got one on the wheel."}, {"start": 14678.98, "end": 14693.58, "text": " No, bro, why did you shoot in the fucking tank in the distance, bitch?"}, {"start": 14693.58, "end": 14695.1, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 14695.1, "end": 14699.34, "text": " Why are you protecting yourself properly like you should be, man?"}, {"start": 14699.34, "end": 14704.1, "text": " Why are you looking near you where you should be?"}, {"start": 14704.1, "end": 14711.1, "text": " All right, now we're head-ons."}, {"start": 14734.1, "end": 14741.1, "text": " You're out, you're out!"}, {"start": 14764.1, "end": 14768.1, "text": " Oh my god, you have two tanks set up there, bro!"}, {"start": 14773.1, "end": 14775.1, "text": " Move to attack the marked objective."}, {"start": 14781.1, "end": 14784.1, "text": " Yeah, this map does remind me of Mad Max as well."}, {"start": 14784.1, "end": 14793.300000000001, "text": " well. The C4 falls off as you drive sometimes. If I could find like the most"}, {"start": 14793.300000000001, "end": 14799.62, "text": " secure location to put the C4, that'd be great."}, {"start": 14801.460000000001, "end": 14808.74, "text": " I think that is the best way and they won't fall off."}, {"start": 14808.74, "end": 14837.74, "text": " I guess I have to be in the front."}, {"start": 14837.74, "end": 14839.74, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 14861.02, "end": 14864.78, "text": " All right pretty good two and six two and six pretty good pretty good"}, {"start": 14867.74, "end": 14874.74, "text": " I'll just wait."}, {"start": 14897.74, "end": 14905.1, "text": " Give me the bike you stream sniper fuck"}, {"start": 14927.74, "end": 14954.9, "text": " Yeah, this is a dumb man. The fact you can't do that is so stupid. Wait, does that take"}, {"start": 14954.9, "end": 14964.26, "text": " no damage wait was that friendly oh my god i'm dumb"}, {"start": 14966.02, "end": 14978.26, "text": " i thought that was an enemy the way that guy was progressing towards this"}, {"start": 14984.9, "end": 14991.9, "text": " Oh, the bike survived."}, {"start": 15014.9, "end": 15024.9, "text": " Excuse me, I just come from my bike. I saw the sniper, I don't care."}, {"start": 15024.9, "end": 15026.9, "text": " Help him my bike, bruh."}, {"start": 15032.9, "end": 15034.9, "text": " Wow, it's gone."}, {"start": 15044.9, "end": 15046.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15074.9, "end": 15091.18, "text": " Yeah, dude, I need a damn tank hill."}, {"start": 15091.18, "end": 15093.18, "text": " Can you see if I put it here? That's enough."}, {"start": 15121.18, "end": 15123.18, "text": " I'm going to go back."}, {"start": 15125.18, "end": 15127.18, "text": " Bring it down!"}, {"start": 15128.18, "end": 15129.18, "text": " Back!"}, {"start": 15132.18, "end": 15135.18, "text": " Now we're going to move forward again. Secure all the senses."}, {"start": 15139.18, "end": 15140.18, "text": " Don't be too late."}, {"start": 15140.18, "end": 15142.18, "text": " First, we're going to be able to work."}, {"start": 15145.18, "end": 15146.18, "text": " Back!"}, {"start": 15151.18, "end": 15161.18, "text": " three"}, {"start": 15161.18, "end": 15164.18, "text": " five"}, {"start": 15164.18, "end": 15176.18, "text": " five"}, {"start": 15176.18, "end": 15186.800000000001, "text": " I'm going got a mate England got a mate Englander what a mate"}, {"start": 15188.56, "end": 15190.56, "text": " One zero"}, {"start": 15198.48, "end": 15202.2, "text": " No, bro, it's gonna be one one it's a overtime for sure"}, {"start": 15206.18, "end": 15208.18, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15210.02, "end": 15212.02, "text": " No"}, {"start": 15216.82, "end": 15218.82, "text": " You have a script them rock"}, {"start": 15236.18, "end": 15258.18, "text": " Oh, and they got S-Sports now, they got a tank and a jeep... together."}, {"start": 15258.18, "end": 15265.18, "text": " I saw, I saw."}, {"start": 15265.18, "end": 15268.18, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 15268.18, "end": 15284.18, "text": " Bro, why are all these fucking noobs all playing that line?"}, {"start": 15284.18, "end": 15286.62, "text": " Is there like a game going on?"}, {"start": 15286.62, "end": 15293.62, "text": " Are you all just like, are, is there a line?"}, {"start": 15305.42, "end": 15312.42, "text": " Whatever, bruh, whatever."}, {"start": 15316.62, "end": 15343.62, "text": " You can put C4 on a drone, wait, can you put C4 on a drone and blow it up on a tank?"}, {"start": 15343.62, "end": 15356.62, "text": " the"}, {"start": 15356.62, "end": 15358.62, "text": " The battery tanks?"}, {"start": 15386.62, "end": 15415.62, "text": " I don't see any tanks on the map."}, {"start": 15415.62, "end": 15444.34, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15444.34, "end": 15451.34, "text": " I just blew it up. Now the tanks are coming."}, {"start": 15474.34, "end": 15500.34, "text": " No, you came out the front door."}, {"start": 15530.34, "end": 15536.34, "text": " You know, it doesn't help that we're owning, so it's actually a lot more difficult to do this right now, because we're owning."}, {"start": 15536.34, "end": 15538.34, "text": " So none of their tanks are pushing out there all."}, {"start": 15538.34, "end": 15541.34, "text": " We're like, this team is destroying."}, {"start": 15560.34, "end": 15590.06, "text": " I thought maybe bruh I thought I was gonna maybe get there bro okay maybe I thought maybe"}, {"start": 15590.06, "end": 15591.06, "text": " but nope."}, {"start": 15593.06, "end": 15595.06, "text": " I thought maybe it was no."}, {"start": 15613.06, "end": 15614.06, "text": " You could do it in BF4."}, {"start": 15614.06, "end": 15621.06, "text": " Also, nice map, we're done."}, {"start": 15644.06, "end": 15671.82, "text": " where we going where we going"}, {"start": 15671.82, "end": 15675.82, "text": " Oh my god, Pepe drum? What the hell is that?"}, {"start": 15694.82, "end": 15697.82, "text": " Liberation pika!"}, {"start": 15701.82, "end": 15703.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15731.82, "end": 15753.82, "text": " Spirit mail?"}, {"start": 15753.82, "end": 15763.82, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15763.82, "end": 15792.779999999999, "text": " Let's see, let's see, bui."}, {"start": 15793.82, "end": 15803.82, "text": " How much time left in the match?"}, {"start": 15833.82, "end": 15835.82, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15863.82, "end": 15867.82, "text": " I'm dead, now there's nothing left for us to do."}, {"start": 15891.82, "end": 15892.82, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 15893.82, "end": 15903.82, "text": " I almost outshot a get to that guy, dude."}, {"start": 15923.82, "end": 15927.82, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 15927.82, "end": 15931.82, "text": " Back of a man!"}, {"start": 15953.82, "end": 15961.82, "text": " Oh, I think I just got a double!"}, {"start": 15961.82, "end": 15971.82, "text": " Where am I on the map?"}, {"start": 15971.82, "end": 15973.82, "text": " five kills and was a double"}, {"start": 16001.82, "end": 16003.82, "text": " It took five years"}, {"start": 16061.82, "end": 16075.02, "text": " Oh my god, it's friendly dude."}, {"start": 16075.02, "end": 16078.02, "text": " It's friendly tanks all the way here."}, {"start": 16078.02, "end": 16080.02, "text": " Wow, he's dead."}, {"start": 16080.02, "end": 16084.9, "text": " I think he was here to pick me up."}, {"start": 16084.9, "end": 16087.26, "text": " I saw your wheel."}, {"start": 16087.26, "end": 16094.26, "text": " a wheel showed up. Damn, I tapped two of them with the third guy."}, {"start": 16117.26, "end": 16131.26, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16161.26, "end": 16164.26, "text": " I can't make it through the sheet."}, {"start": 16169.26, "end": 16173.26, "text": " Buddy, buddy, what are you shooting at, man?"}, {"start": 16185.26, "end": 16188.26, "text": " I'm gonna get the object in trouble."}, {"start": 16191.26, "end": 16201.26, "text": " Let's go this way."}, {"start": 16201.26, "end": 16217.26, "text": " This is a very winding map, it's hard to tell where to drive."}, {"start": 16217.26, "end": 16219.26, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16238.92, "end": 16241.06, "text": " What are you actually follow me"}, {"start": 16247.26, "end": 16257.26, "text": " Yeah, this map is a difficult motorbike because there's so many areas of needing to stop and turn around."}, {"start": 16277.26, "end": 16279.26, "text": " I..."}, {"start": 16285.66, "end": 16289.66, "text": " I get em' up!"}, {"start": 16302.460000000001, "end": 16304.460000000001, "text": " The bike is still there!"}, {"start": 16308.26, "end": 16309.26, "text": " We're behind."}, {"start": 16310.26, "end": 16312.26, "text": " We got it. Wrong way."}, {"start": 16315.26, "end": 16316.26, "text": " We're behind."}, {"start": 16316.26, "end": 16318.26, "text": " We're behind."}, {"start": 16337.26, "end": 16347.26, "text": " It's in the tunnel!"}, {"start": 16347.26, "end": 16362.380000000001, "text": " Uh oh, I'm going to die."}, {"start": 16362.380000000001, "end": 16366.26, "text": " Dude, I deployed, bro."}, {"start": 16366.26, "end": 16371.26, "text": " I deployed bad, I deployed!"}, {"start": 16371.26, "end": 16373.26, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 16387.260000000002, "end": 16390.260000000002, "text": " Fish and chips tonight, Larry!"}, {"start": 16390.260000000002, "end": 16393.260000000002, "text": " Fish and chips tonight!"}, {"start": 16396.260000000002, "end": 16398.260000000002, "text": " I'll get you for that."}, {"start": 16398.260000000002, "end": 16399.260000000002, "text": " Listen to me."}, {"start": 16419.260000000002, "end": 16420.260000000002, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 16422.260000000002, "end": 16423.260000000002, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 16426.260000000002, "end": 16430.140000000003, "text": " Yeah, this is not working, boys."}, {"start": 16430.140000000003, "end": 16434.940000000002, "text": " It was fun, but it's not working anymore."}, {"start": 16434.940000000002, "end": 16441.58, "text": " There's not enough enemy armor on the map."}, {"start": 16441.58, "end": 16448.58, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16448.58, "end": 16454.58, "text": " death"}, {"start": 16454.58, "end": 16459.58, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16459.58, "end": 16464.58, "text": " death"}, {"start": 16464.58, "end": 16469.58, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16499.58, "end": 16523.58, "text": " and"}, {"start": 16523.58, "end": 16525.58, "text": " It's not a bloody..."}, {"start": 16553.58, "end": 16560.58, "text": " and"}, {"start": 16570.38, "end": 16577.38, "text": " now I can blow up"}, {"start": 16613.58, "end": 16620.58, "text": " Oh dude."}, {"start": 16620.58, "end": 16627.58, "text": " GG boys, that was fun."}, {"start": 16627.58, "end": 16633.58, "text": " Alright, let's see what are these other games."}, {"start": 16633.58, "end": 16638.58, "text": " This one looks pretty good."}, {"start": 16638.58, "end": 16648.58, "text": " So we have here."}, {"start": 16648.58, "end": 16658.58, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 16658.58, "end": 16674.980000000003, "text": " Let's see, let's see."}, {"start": 16674.980000000003, "end": 16687.02, "text": " Oh my god, and then it starts."}, {"start": 16687.02, "end": 16703.9, "text": " It's just a game about shopping."}, {"start": 16703.9, "end": 16712.14, "text": " We're just trying to chop some trees here."}, {"start": 16712.14, "end": 16718.14, "text": " Okay, this is my house."}, {"start": 16718.14, "end": 16722.14, "text": " Oh, this is nice."}, {"start": 16722.14, "end": 16727.14, "text": " My camera."}, {"start": 16727.14, "end": 16732.14, "text": " Ah, yep."}, {"start": 16732.14, "end": 16737.14, "text": " Alright, well, let's chop some trees."}, {"start": 16737.14, "end": 16741.14, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 16741.14, "end": 16770.14, "text": " How many can I pick up at once?"}, {"start": 16770.14, "end": 16779.46, "text": " Wait, it matters where you hit it?"}, {"start": 16779.46, "end": 16783.46, "text": " Oh my god, stamina."}, {"start": 16783.46, "end": 16799.42, "text": " Okay, who am I selling these logs to?"}, {"start": 16799.420000000002, "end": 16826.620000000003, "text": " upgrade your skill can I put these here I gotta make some money I don't get it I"}, {"start": 16826.62, "end": 16828.62, "text": " I don't know. I don't know."}, {"start": 16832.62, "end": 16835.62, "text": " It says zero dollars. I can't afford zero dollars."}, {"start": 16843.62, "end": 16845.62, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 16856.62, "end": 16870.62, "text": " Kirk needed. Okay, well, I can't use that right now."}, {"start": 16870.62, "end": 16882.62, "text": " I feel like I'm locked- oh, that's how you make money!"}, {"start": 16882.62, "end": 16886.62, "text": " Oh, you just feed it into that."}, {"start": 16886.62, "end": 16893.62, "text": " Oh, that's it, that's all you do."}, {"start": 16893.62, "end": 16898.62, "text": " Now it's five bucks."}, {"start": 16898.62, "end": 16906.62, "text": " Alright, here we go."}, {"start": 16906.62, "end": 16920.62, "text": " It takes a decent amount to get going."}, {"start": 16920.62, "end": 16928.98, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 16928.98, "end": 16932.059999999998, "text": " Only one tree?"}, {"start": 16932.059999999998, "end": 16944.86, "text": " I like you need that stamp build."}, {"start": 16944.86, "end": 16947.86, "text": " I'm creating stamina might instantly restore it to full."}, {"start": 16958.2, "end": 16959.7, "text": " Messy scored?"}, {"start": 16959.7, "end": 16961.2, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 16974.86, "end": 16984.260000000002, "text": " Stambel."}, {"start": 16984.260000000002, "end": 16995.52, "text": " Oh, it does!"}, {"start": 16995.52, "end": 17001.260000000002, "text": " Absolute Pistol!"}, {"start": 17001.260000000002, "end": 17014.58, "text": " There's actually skill in where you cut it."}, {"start": 17014.58, "end": 17016.58, "text": " Seems like it."}, {"start": 17016.58, "end": 17026.58, "text": " Not bad, not bad."}, {"start": 17026.58, "end": 17038.58, "text": " I can't tell if there's a skill involved here."}, {"start": 17038.58, "end": 17047.58, "text": " Why is this taking so long?"}, {"start": 17047.58, "end": 17072.5, "text": " All right, let's get more in the backyard."}, {"start": 17072.5, "end": 17084.98, "text": " it takes three and then this if I just is it visual yeah there's so many"}, {"start": 17084.98, "end": 17112.38, "text": " Sure, this game also, another one boys. Another one. Who needs it? There it is. Now we'll keep"}, {"start": 17112.38, "end": 17133.98, "text": " it actually. Should I need stamps? I need stamp, brother! Would you get an AK? I'm not"}, {"start": 17133.98, "end": 17135.98, "text": " shirt"}, {"start": 17153.579999999998, "end": 17158.94, "text": " That one was a three hit. Oh, that was a good shot."}, {"start": 17163.98, "end": 17167.98, "text": " There's definitely a skill involved."}, {"start": 17193.98, "end": 17198.98, "text": " Looks like a nice stem upgrade."}, {"start": 17198.98, "end": 17216.78, "text": " Oh, I see how you get changes depending on how much you need."}, {"start": 17216.78, "end": 17218.78, "text": " all these poor birch trees."}, {"start": 17229.78, "end": 17231.78, "text": " Let's get this here."}, {"start": 17238.78, "end": 17240.78, "text": " Good boy!"}, {"start": 17243.78, "end": 17245.78, "text": " We got a couple going on."}, {"start": 17246.78, "end": 17254.78, "text": " I wonder if these are smaller?"}, {"start": 17254.78, "end": 17267.78, "text": " Oh, I have no stamina gap."}, {"start": 17267.78, "end": 17285.219999999998, "text": " Even if I cut it from all the way down here, I think no matter what, it's very locked."}, {"start": 17285.22, "end": 17295.22, "text": " Okay, that's two."}, {"start": 17295.22, "end": 17308.9, "text": " I don't know how that one was three."}, {"start": 17308.9, "end": 17334.02, "text": " Sometimes, you know, you just gotta load up and do it up."}, {"start": 17334.02, "end": 17336.22, "text": " Eventually I use this trolley for something."}, {"start": 17336.22, "end": 17341.22, "text": " Hey everyone, I'm done cutting all the trees down here."}, {"start": 17341.22, "end": 17345.22, "text": " What the heck is this?"}, {"start": 17345.22, "end": 17346.22, "text": " Coffee!"}, {"start": 17346.22, "end": 17354.22, "text": " You can buy coffee at special points, use coffee to push stamina away from the upgrade table."}, {"start": 17354.22, "end": 17361.22, "text": " 20 bucks?"}, {"start": 17361.22, "end": 17362.22, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 17362.22, "end": 17363.22, "text": " Oh, shit, Tarkov."}, {"start": 17363.22, "end": 17364.22, "text": " That's a good one."}, {"start": 17364.22, "end": 17365.22, "text": " I like that."}, {"start": 17365.22, "end": 17366.22, "text": " So, you have a good one!"}, {"start": 17366.22, "end": 17367.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17367.22, "end": 17368.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17368.22, "end": 17369.22, "text": " I'm gonna get it."}, {"start": 17369.22, "end": 17370.22, "text": " Oh, fuck off."}, {"start": 17370.22, "end": 17371.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17371.22, "end": 17372.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17372.22, "end": 17373.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17373.22, "end": 17374.22, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 17374.22, "end": 17375.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17375.22, "end": 17376.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17376.22, "end": 17377.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17377.22, "end": 17378.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17378.22, "end": 17379.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17379.22, "end": 17380.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17380.22, "end": 17381.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17381.22, "end": 17382.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17382.22, "end": 17383.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17383.22, "end": 17384.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17384.22, "end": 17385.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17385.22, "end": 17386.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17386.22, "end": 17387.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17387.22, "end": 17388.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17388.22, "end": 17389.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17389.22, "end": 17390.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17390.22, "end": 17409.9, "text": " I don't know if that was worth the 20 bucks."}, {"start": 17409.9, "end": 17410.9, "text": " Wait what do you mean?"}, {"start": 17410.9, "end": 17411.9, "text": " Isn't that 1-1?"}, {"start": 17411.9, "end": 17412.9, "text": " 2-1?"}, {"start": 17412.9, "end": 17438.9, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 17438.9, "end": 17440.9, "text": " What the reverse psychology?"}, {"start": 17456.66, "end": 17460.980000000003, "text": " There's trees in the backyard. Oh, there's those. Let's cut these ones."}, {"start": 17460.98, "end": 17478.18, "text": " I think you can build this bridge eventually."}, {"start": 17478.18, "end": 17480.18, "text": " I saved one log."}, {"start": 17505.54, "end": 17507.54, "text": " Alright, very nice."}, {"start": 17508.18, "end": 17517.06, "text": " It's like everything around the property is cut 109"}, {"start": 17523.94, "end": 17525.94, "text": " 20 bucks for that"}, {"start": 17538.18, "end": 17557.68, "text": " guys no way not like this"}, {"start": 17557.68, "end": 17584.32, "text": " Hang on, you were at the last hope."}, {"start": 17584.32, "end": 17586.32, "text": " I gotta go get some STEM."}, {"start": 17603.76, "end": 17605.76, "text": " $400?"}, {"start": 17608.56, "end": 17610.56, "text": " I need the trolley perk."}, {"start": 17614.32, "end": 17643.32, "text": " I would trap C4 to the tree if that's an unlock."}, {"start": 17643.32, "end": 17653.32, "text": " I need a couple more place."}, {"start": 17653.32, "end": 17660.32, "text": " There is an empty one."}, {"start": 17660.32, "end": 17667.32, "text": " While I'm bruised."}, {"start": 17683.32, "end": 17690.32, "text": " I'm gonna make a stack here to move."}, {"start": 17713.32, "end": 17741.8, "text": " The song is a jammer, agreed."}, {"start": 17741.8, "end": 17743.8, "text": " Alright"}, {"start": 17746.52, "end": 17748.52, "text": " They're packing their bags"}, {"start": 17748.52, "end": 17771.72, "text": " I could try aiming lower. I don't think it matters."}, {"start": 17771.72, "end": 17800.24, "text": " 116 damn I need a lot more"}, {"start": 17800.24, "end": 17823.260000000002, "text": " All right, where are we at here?"}, {"start": 17823.260000000002, "end": 17825.260000000002, "text": " Good stuff. Good stuff."}, {"start": 17832.780000000002, "end": 17834.780000000002, "text": " Oh, that's where all the other trees are."}, {"start": 17835.74, "end": 17837.74, "text": " It's just birch-rove."}, {"start": 17837.74, "end": 17857.800000000003, "text": " World Cup in USA sucks so much. Why do you say that? Seems like that's not, it seems"}, {"start": 17857.8, "end": 17859.8, "text": " Looks like it's been pretty good."}, {"start": 17872.8, "end": 17874.8, "text": " Oh yeah, I get the time zone."}, {"start": 17887.8, "end": 17912.48, "text": " All right, low cut."}, {"start": 17912.48, "end": 17919.48, "text": " What was for that time?"}, {"start": 17919.48, "end": 17932.48, "text": " How long can I go here?"}, {"start": 17932.48, "end": 17961.48, "text": " Yeah, this is nice."}, {"start": 17961.48, "end": 17966.72, "text": " I have that you can invite you can't people can't just join"}, {"start": 17991.48, "end": 18003.96, "text": " England you're going home guys it's just the reality"}, {"start": 18003.96, "end": 18016.56, "text": " I know I know"}, {"start": 18016.56, "end": 18023.56, "text": " Is there any way for them to bring it back as they game over?"}, {"start": 18023.56, "end": 18031.56, "text": " maybe we pick up Spanish"}, {"start": 18045.56, "end": 18048.56, "text": " that sucks"}, {"start": 18053.56, "end": 18071.4, "text": " Fuck man."}, {"start": 18071.4, "end": 18086.84, "text": " It takes a bit on these upgrades."}, {"start": 18086.84, "end": 18087.84, "text": " When is the fight?"}, {"start": 18087.84, "end": 18089.120000000003, "text": " Is there one more match left?"}, {"start": 18089.120000000003, "end": 18093.480000000003, "text": " Is it the finals next?"}, {"start": 18093.480000000003, "end": 18097.68, "text": " Sunday?"}, {"start": 18097.68, "end": 18100.68, "text": " What time?"}, {"start": 18100.68, "end": 18128.68, "text": " third play. Oh, they do the third play. They do the third place match after the finals."}, {"start": 18128.68, "end": 18132.12, "text": " I mean, I know, I know, I don't know, that guy, yeah."}, {"start": 18144.0, "end": 18146.52, "text": " What are they doing over here?"}, {"start": 18149.64, "end": 18152.28, "text": " I can see when I get the train car, it'll be nice,"}, {"start": 18152.28, "end": 18155.0, "text": " because then I can haul back like 20 at once."}, {"start": 18155.920000000002, "end": 18157.32, "text": " I need the perk."}, {"start": 18157.32, "end": 18158.64, "text": " How do you even get that?"}, {"start": 18158.68, "end": 18165.68, "text": " Unlocked chainsaw? Wait, what?"}, {"start": 18170.84, "end": 18173.6, "text": " Available in the oak forest."}, {"start": 18173.6, "end": 18180.6, "text": " Oh dude, I'm saving four hundred."}, {"start": 18188.68, "end": 18190.68, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18190.68, "end": 18192.68, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18216.6, "end": 18218.6, "text": " Feels bad man"}, {"start": 18220.68, "end": 18222.68, "text": " I know, I know."}, {"start": 18222.68, "end": 18225.68, "text": " England, you're supposed to be the one."}, {"start": 18227.68, "end": 18230.68, "text": " You're supposed to be the one!"}, {"start": 18240.68, "end": 18243.68, "text": " Is that one player on Spain better than Messi?"}, {"start": 18243.68, "end": 18246.68, "text": " Or does he have the potential to beat him?"}, {"start": 18246.68, "end": 18253.68, "text": " All right, let me get some."}, {"start": 18253.68, "end": 18266.68, "text": " Are you saying Spain's screwed?"}, {"start": 18266.68, "end": 18284.56, "text": " What the hell, to cut down this tree you need to clear the entire bio."}, {"start": 18284.56, "end": 18289.56, "text": " Oh, that's the finale tree. Okay."}, {"start": 18301.56, "end": 18305.56, "text": " Uh, the lore is, uh, this is life."}, {"start": 18306.56, "end": 18310.56, "text": " Uh, in the land between, before the shattering."}, {"start": 18310.56, "end": 18317.56, "text": " That's the lore."}, {"start": 18317.56, "end": 18326.56, "text": " That's pretty cool."}, {"start": 18326.56, "end": 18333.56, "text": " Oh my god, I can carry six by the way, lol."}, {"start": 18333.56, "end": 18340.56, "text": " I forgot I upgraded it to six."}, {"start": 18340.56, "end": 18347.56, "text": " I need 400 Dalaris."}, {"start": 18347.56, "end": 18362.56, "text": " I need 400 Dalaris."}, {"start": 18362.56, "end": 18364.56, "text": " I need 400 Dallaris."}, {"start": 18366.56, "end": 18368.56, "text": " I need 400 Dallaris."}, {"start": 18371.56, "end": 18373.56, "text": " So I can get a chainsaw."}, {"start": 18384.56, "end": 18386.56, "text": " Just enough staff."}, {"start": 18392.56, "end": 18399.56, "text": " What is the best sandwich bread, what is the best bread for a peanut butter jelly?"}, {"start": 18402.960000000003, "end": 18408.960000000003, "text": " I changed up the loaf and god damn the new bread I used for a PB&J is crazy."}, {"start": 18408.960000000003, "end": 18415.960000000003, "text": " The way the peanut butter and the jelly spreads on it, what the fuck, I was like, god damn."}, {"start": 18415.960000000003, "end": 18420.960000000003, "text": " I'm always getting this shit and it's like flimsy and breaks."}, {"start": 18420.96, "end": 18426.76, "text": " Sour is sourdough the way I don't think it's sourdough the way it was like it was yeah, the regular shit-ass white bread"}, {"start": 18426.76, "end": 18431.0, "text": " I got it was like Canadian white and I was like god damn"}, {"start": 18432.28, "end": 18434.28, "text": " That's bread. Oh"}, {"start": 18437.44, "end": 18439.44, "text": " Sourdough PB and J. I don't know about that"}, {"start": 18450.96, "end": 18457.36, "text": " I could get some coffee, but I'd rather go back. It's $20 for a stand bar versus"}, {"start": 18458.48, "end": 18465.84, "text": " 25 bucks run back. I guess actually it's $5 run back. So you might as well get the coffee. It"}, {"start": 18465.84, "end": 18472.239999999998, "text": " seems like the coffee is worth the spend. Whoa! Is this worth something? More."}, {"start": 18472.24, "end": 18484.980000000003, "text": " Yeah, sourdough is better for more like eggs and like that type of stuff, not necessarily"}, {"start": 18484.980000000003, "end": 18485.980000000003, "text": " PB&J."}, {"start": 18485.980000000003, "end": 18486.980000000003, "text": " Pizza."}, {"start": 18486.980000000003, "end": 18488.38, "text": " That's what you do, man."}, {"start": 18488.38, "end": 18489.38, "text": " Pizza."}, {"start": 18489.38, "end": 18503.5, "text": " That's what you do man, you take a piece of sourdough and just put some tomato sauce"}, {"start": 18503.5, "end": 18508.780000000002, "text": " and some fucking mozzarella cheese and put that shit on the air fryer."}, {"start": 18508.780000000002, "end": 18509.780000000002, "text": " Easy clap."}, {"start": 18509.78, "end": 18525.14, "text": " I want my drinks"}, {"start": 18525.14, "end": 18527.14, "text": " Ah"}, {"start": 18536.66, "end": 18538.66, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 18545.059999999998, "end": 18549.7, "text": " We'll almost finish that 88% whoa damn"}, {"start": 18555.14, "end": 18580.98, "text": " We actually cut these last two down."}, {"start": 18580.98, "end": 18581.98, "text": " Some coffee."}, {"start": 18588.98, "end": 18590.98, "text": " Ah, yes."}, {"start": 18592.98, "end": 18594.98, "text": " Very nice."}, {"start": 18610.98, "end": 18612.98, "text": " Delicious."}, {"start": 18612.98, "end": 18617.98, "text": " You need a wagon."}, {"start": 18617.98, "end": 18624.98, "text": " A wagon would be nice."}, {"start": 18624.98, "end": 18626.98, "text": " A wagon would be nice."}, {"start": 18626.98, "end": 18654.98, "text": " All right, nice."}, {"start": 18654.98, "end": 18663.78, "text": " The finale, the last tree, oh wait, there's more."}, {"start": 18663.78, "end": 18672.38, "text": " There's more, there's more, there's more, there's more, there's more birch trees down"}, {"start": 18672.38, "end": 18676.38, "text": " over there."}, {"start": 18676.38, "end": 18678.38, "text": " 95!"}, {"start": 18678.38, "end": 18688.38, "text": " I think these are the last two."}, {"start": 18688.38, "end": 18690.38, "text": " 96.7."}, {"start": 18690.38, "end": 18702.38, "text": " I think these are the last two."}, {"start": 18702.38, "end": 18727.5, "text": " Well, this is actually going to give me the chainsaw, so I'll chainsaw the last one."}, {"start": 18727.5, "end": 18753.66, "text": " this last tree. Actually, let's get the chainsaw. Let's wait. I might have no stamina. What's"}, {"start": 18753.66, "end": 18755.66, "text": " That's the catch on the chainsaw."}, {"start": 18775.66, "end": 18776.66, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 18780.66, "end": 18781.66, "text": " The heck?"}, {"start": 18783.66, "end": 18793.9, "text": " It sounds better than the Texas chainsaw chainsaw."}, {"start": 18793.9, "end": 18796.9, "text": " The game one."}, {"start": 18796.9, "end": 18809.579999999998, "text": " Is that in my house?"}, {"start": 18809.58, "end": 18819.660000000003, "text": " if there's a greenhouse somewhere that screw that birch I probably get the"}, {"start": 18819.660000000003, "end": 18822.260000000002, "text": " wagon now"}, {"start": 18828.940000000002, "end": 18836.460000000003, "text": " okay no one extra log"}, {"start": 18839.58, "end": 18846.54, "text": " now you know what you do you get a you get a pyrex air fryer that's the way"}, {"start": 18846.54, "end": 18851.22, "text": " that you don't do any of that non-stick garbage you get just a pyrex one easy"}, {"start": 18851.22, "end": 18853.74, "text": " clap"}, {"start": 18869.58, "end": 18876.58, "text": " No, they have it so instead of like that it's like an actual glass looking one"}, {"start": 18894.58, "end": 18896.58, "text": " I have 196"}, {"start": 18896.58, "end": 18898.58, "text": " How do I get this?"}, {"start": 18898.58, "end": 18900.58, "text": " Oh, shy?"}, {"start": 18900.58, "end": 18902.58, "text": " Chain felling?"}, {"start": 18905.58, "end": 18910.58, "text": " Alright, let's move, boys. A new land awaits."}, {"start": 18911.58, "end": 18912.58, "text": " Ha ha!"}, {"start": 18917.58, "end": 18918.58, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 18928.58, "end": 18930.58, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 18930.58, "end": 18935.58, "text": " What the heck?"}, {"start": 18935.58, "end": 18937.58, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 18945.58, "end": 18948.58, "text": " The Oak Forest."}, {"start": 18958.58, "end": 18965.58, "text": " This is this area."}, {"start": 18965.58, "end": 18967.460000000003, "text": " Oh, here we go."}, {"start": 18967.460000000003, "end": 18973.980000000003, "text": " We got our copy thing here and where are we?"}, {"start": 18973.980000000003, "end": 18976.980000000003, "text": " There's something over here."}, {"start": 18976.980000000003, "end": 18982.980000000003, "text": " Oh, wait."}, {"start": 18982.98, "end": 18983.98, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 19008.48, "end": 19009.98, "text": " What's down this way?"}, {"start": 19012.98, "end": 19021.62, "text": " Oh, this is the greenhouse you plant trees"}, {"start": 19034.06, "end": 19036.64, "text": " You just plant your trees"}, {"start": 19042.98, "end": 19046.98, "text": " For a dollar? Oh, they grow fast."}, {"start": 19066.98, "end": 19068.98, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 19072.98, "end": 19079.98, "text": " Ah, nice."}, {"start": 19079.98, "end": 19082.98, "text": " Oh, here's..."}, {"start": 19082.98, "end": 19089.98, "text": " Okay, so that's where I needed to go anyways."}, {"start": 19089.98, "end": 19092.98, "text": " Oh, here's..."}, {"start": 19092.98, "end": 19094.98, "text": " Oh, here's..."}, {"start": 19094.98, "end": 19096.98, "text": " Oh, here's..."}, {"start": 19096.98, "end": 19098.98, "text": " Oh, here's..."}, {"start": 19098.98, "end": 19100.98, "text": " Is"}, {"start": 19108.32, "end": 19110.32, "text": " More peas"}, {"start": 19126.04, "end": 19128.04, "text": " It's hard to tell how effective that is"}, {"start": 19128.98, "end": 19137.98, "text": " It seems almost like it's equal to the saw or the axe I mean."}, {"start": 19137.98, "end": 19152.98, "text": " Definitely using less stamina but oh it's 14 bucks each now."}, {"start": 19152.98, "end": 19168.54, "text": " This is the forest, but there's no cannibals Maybe there's a strat"}, {"start": 19168.54, "end": 19191.82, "text": " Never mind. I don't think there is. I was trying to save"}, {"start": 19191.82, "end": 19201.1, "text": " stand but still uses a lot. Are you in Streamer University? I'm not, man."}, {"start": 19221.82, "end": 19232.22, "text": " Yeah, it's like what if I just keep going to the same spot doesn't matter"}, {"start": 19239.1, "end": 19241.1, "text": " It's now"}, {"start": 19251.82, "end": 19274.42, "text": " I just do this."}, {"start": 19274.420000000002, "end": 19276.420000000002, "text": " Okay, so you do want to move it."}, {"start": 19282.420000000002, "end": 19283.420000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19304.420000000002, "end": 19306.420000000002, "text": " I don't need..."}, {"start": 19325.420000000002, "end": 19328.420000000002, "text": " I was like, you're just like punching the shit out of it."}, {"start": 19328.420000000002, "end": 19330.420000000002, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 19334.420000000002, "end": 19341.9, "text": " Alright, no stem."}, {"start": 19341.9, "end": 19351.980000000003, "text": " I think the coffee place is a little further away."}, {"start": 19351.980000000003, "end": 19356.9, "text": " Not bad, not bad."}, {"start": 19356.9, "end": 19363.54, "text": " Ah, just another day."}, {"start": 19363.54, "end": 19391.940000000002, "text": " Let's get this up on the trolley, all right."}, {"start": 19391.94, "end": 19394.28, "text": " How's this one continuous soundtrack in this game?"}, {"start": 19395.78, "end": 19397.78, "text": " Oh, it's full"}, {"start": 19402.34, "end": 19404.34, "text": " You don't need to eat"}, {"start": 19406.26, "end": 19411.62, "text": " 14 times 14 that's how much this is gonna get me"}, {"start": 19415.02, "end": 19417.02, "text": " Oh, he picks up a six-tag"}, {"start": 19421.94, "end": 19428.94, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 19451.94, "end": 19481.62, "text": " Wait, plus 20, oh shit."}, {"start": 19481.62, "end": 19485.94, "text": " No one's doing this shit."}, {"start": 19485.94, "end": 19492.02, "text": " Someone doing this shit right now."}, {"start": 19492.02, "end": 19501.82, "text": " Oh yeah, you can carry some while driving as well."}, {"start": 19501.82, "end": 19503.739999999998, "text": " You're not locked into it."}, {"start": 19503.739999999998, "end": 19505.219999999998, "text": " I can hold these and hit E."}, {"start": 19505.22, "end": 19515.22, "text": " So yeah technically you can call 20."}, {"start": 19515.22, "end": 19531.22, "text": " Yeah, 20."}, {"start": 19531.22, "end": 19533.22, "text": " I have no stamps, uh..."}, {"start": 19533.84, "end": 19534.84, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 19536.600000000002, "end": 19537.600000000002, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 19556.98, "end": 19557.98, "text": " Patched."}, {"start": 19561.22, "end": 19568.22, "text": " The devil's like no fucking pain!"}, {"start": 19568.22, "end": 19577.22, "text": " The devil's like no fucking pain!"}, {"start": 19577.22, "end": 19604.18, "text": " 687 what do I get here"}, {"start": 19607.22, "end": 19611.22, "text": " Chainsaw damage?"}, {"start": 19611.22, "end": 19615.22, "text": " Damage it is."}, {"start": 19619.22, "end": 19623.22, "text": " Setback."}, {"start": 19631.22, "end": 19635.22, "text": " Right next to this tree."}, {"start": 19637.22, "end": 19667.100000000002, "text": " Yeah, what if I just like, not going to do it, you just stab it, and it like, oh it"}, {"start": 19667.100000000002, "end": 19669.100000000002, "text": " It doesn't go through the tree."}, {"start": 19669.100000000002, "end": 19688.620000000003, "text": " Now this game came out today."}, {"start": 19688.620000000003, "end": 19689.620000000003, "text": " Agreed, Chad, I'm done."}, {"start": 19689.620000000003, "end": 19690.620000000003, "text": " Agreed."}, {"start": 19690.620000000003, "end": 19695.180000000004, "text": " We're going to play this game that I first said I wasn't going to play anymore."}, {"start": 19695.180000000004, "end": 19696.500000000004, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 19696.5, "end": 19698.5, "text": " I said I wasn't going to but you know what?"}, {"start": 19698.5, "end": 19700.5, "text": " I'm going to."}, {"start": 19713.5, "end": 19715.5, "text": " Play it, no UI."}, {"start": 19726.5, "end": 19734.5, "text": " Wait, is season 5 live?"}, {"start": 19734.5, "end": 19750.5, "text": " So cash is now in here?"}, {"start": 19750.5, "end": 19779.5, "text": " All righty."}, {"start": 19779.5, "end": 19808.66, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 19808.66, "end": 19810.82, "text": " Oh my God, cashier."}, {"start": 19812.82, "end": 19813.66, "text": " Cashier."}, {"start": 19816.26, "end": 19818.62, "text": " Triple trash for triple trash."}, {"start": 19835.06, "end": 19837.22, "text": " Weep, weep, weep, weep."}, {"start": 19837.22, "end": 19839.22, "text": " Where are we going?"}, {"start": 19839.22, "end": 19840.22, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 19840.22, "end": 19841.22, "text": " The typical?"}, {"start": 19841.22, "end": 19842.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19842.22, "end": 19847.22, "text": " All right, that's what we're doing."}, {"start": 19847.22, "end": 19867.940000000002, "text": " Let's roll let's roll"}, {"start": 19867.94, "end": 19869.94, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 19873.46, "end": 19875.46, "text": " I already feel a little bit of regret"}, {"start": 19883.3, "end": 19885.3, "text": " Loading this game up"}, {"start": 19891.899999999998, "end": 19893.899999999998, "text": " But it'll be good"}, {"start": 19897.94, "end": 19927.219999999998, "text": " I'll be good let's see body body body body body body body body"}, {"start": 19927.22, "end": 19945.260000000002, "text": " This is the season we go pro."}, {"start": 19945.260000000002, "end": 19952.140000000003, "text": " they failed. 3 going B. Interesting. Interesting."}, {"start": 19952.14, "end": 19964.7, "text": " of"}, {"start": 19964.7, "end": 19966.7, "text": " Well, we're not being sold."}, {"start": 19983.7, "end": 19985.7, "text": " Oh, there's been a plant."}, {"start": 19994.7, "end": 20001.7, "text": " He wins this, he wins this."}, {"start": 20001.7, "end": 20010.7, "text": " He wins this."}, {"start": 20010.7, "end": 20012.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20022.22, "end": 20024.22, "text": " Bugger dang barang"}, {"start": 20030.420000000002, "end": 20035.24, "text": " Where's everybody playing I'll play be right side mid"}, {"start": 20040.7, "end": 20042.7, "text": " Come on, jump, jump!"}, {"start": 20046.2, "end": 20047.2, "text": " Smoking!"}, {"start": 20050.2, "end": 20052.2, "text": " Through the green!"}, {"start": 20062.2, "end": 20064.2, "text": " Two or three banana?"}, {"start": 20066.2, "end": 20068.2, "text": " Bomb, is it?"}, {"start": 20068.2, "end": 20070.2, "text": " I got a rocket output."}, {"start": 20072.2, "end": 20074.2, "text": " We can fall back."}, {"start": 20079.2, "end": 20081.2, "text": " Good try dude."}, {"start": 20093.2, "end": 20095.2, "text": " Missed one out."}, {"start": 20098.2, "end": 20104.2, "text": " Banana. Yeah, that should have been a 2, man. Oh, you got him."}, {"start": 20128.2, "end": 20141.68, "text": " All right boys, let's see if they call me the operator."}, {"start": 20141.68, "end": 20148.2, "text": " Hello, you've reached the operator."}, {"start": 20148.2, "end": 20150.32, "text": " Boring, boring."}, {"start": 20150.32, "end": 20154.2, "text": " These guys are in a clan called Teabirds, I just realized."}, {"start": 20154.2, "end": 20156.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20164.56, "end": 20166.56, "text": " T ramp one"}, {"start": 20168.24, "end": 20171.98, "text": " No way top mid last two last two"}, {"start": 20176.600000000002, "end": 20180.12, "text": " They went marches arch boiler, I think"}, {"start": 20184.2, "end": 20186.2, "text": " I didn't see him there."}, {"start": 20196.2, "end": 20198.2, "text": " Boiler right now."}, {"start": 20199.2, "end": 20201.2, "text": " Bunch, bunch, bunch."}, {"start": 20206.2, "end": 20209.2, "text": " No way, they could easily, they could easily go B."}, {"start": 20209.2, "end": 20218.14, "text": " I should have fought back I just wanted a another kill"}, {"start": 20218.14, "end": 20220.14, "text": " The flash top mid"}, {"start": 20226.78, "end": 20228.78, "text": " To me to me"}, {"start": 20236.1, "end": 20239.3, "text": " Nice just straight out"}, {"start": 20239.3, "end": 20241.3, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20245.059999999998, "end": 20247.059999999998, "text": " Yeah, you'll get that up bro. Good shit"}, {"start": 20269.3, "end": 20271.3, "text": " I can spawn for it, let me rip it."}, {"start": 20271.3, "end": 20273.3, "text": " I'll do it right back."}, {"start": 20275.3, "end": 20277.3, "text": " Bosh, bosh, baaah."}, {"start": 20280.3, "end": 20283.3, "text": " We're back on CS, oh dear."}, {"start": 20283.3, "end": 20285.3, "text": " They're coming."}, {"start": 20288.3, "end": 20289.3, "text": " I'm on it."}, {"start": 20292.3, "end": 20293.3, "text": " Watch your banana."}, {"start": 20293.3, "end": 20294.3, "text": " Bye, miss."}, {"start": 20299.3, "end": 20308.46, "text": " two two two one more traffic oh my god true one coming in to be right behind us"}, {"start": 20308.46, "end": 20311.02, "text": " two heads up"}, {"start": 20314.98, "end": 20321.26, "text": " true the one left one more one more I'm watching playing"}, {"start": 20329.3, "end": 20356.3, "text": " I can't believe that dude, she just killed him bro, she just killed him, it did look"}, {"start": 20356.3, "end": 20358.3, "text": " It was I swear I saw zeros"}, {"start": 20359.1, "end": 20362.98, "text": " We saw all zeros. How did that not diffuse?"}, {"start": 20386.3, "end": 20388.3, "text": " I can fall back."}, {"start": 20390.3, "end": 20391.3, "text": " Fall mid."}, {"start": 20391.3, "end": 20392.3, "text": " Good banana."}, {"start": 20393.3, "end": 20394.3, "text": " Nice bomb."}, {"start": 20396.3, "end": 20397.3, "text": " Dude!"}, {"start": 20398.3, "end": 20400.3, "text": " Fuck this guy in his peeks."}, {"start": 20400.3, "end": 20402.3, "text": " My eyes aren't working right now."}, {"start": 20404.3, "end": 20407.3, "text": " This guy's throwing shimmy peeks."}, {"start": 20410.3, "end": 20411.3, "text": " I got a bomb."}, {"start": 20413.3, "end": 20414.3, "text": " Another one laying."}, {"start": 20416.3, "end": 20418.3, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 20446.3, "end": 20463.739999999998, "text": " All right, all right, all right, I gotta step it up here, boys."}, {"start": 20463.74, "end": 20475.74, "text": " All right, the bird PvP game comes out next Tuesday."}, {"start": 20475.74, "end": 20477.74, "text": " Oh well, finally."}, {"start": 20477.74, "end": 20483.74, "text": " Something to go pro in."}, {"start": 20483.74, "end": 20485.74, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20498.780000000002, "end": 20500.780000000002, "text": " How does I not kill him"}, {"start": 20502.620000000003, "end": 20504.9, "text": " All good, all right Simon"}, {"start": 20513.74, "end": 20523.74, "text": " Ah, here we go, here we go, here we go."}, {"start": 20523.74, "end": 20539.74, "text": " Yeah, let's just nade stack the banana, save, maybe."}, {"start": 20539.74, "end": 20567.260000000002, "text": " I swear the guy in the herb sandbags just died of cringe."}, {"start": 20567.260000000002, "end": 20569.260000000002, "text": " the way he fell"}, {"start": 20569.260000000002, "end": 20571.260000000002, "text": " he's just like"}, {"start": 20586.780000000002, "end": 20590.780000000002, "text": " my son you called him but not me"}, {"start": 20592.300000000003, "end": 20594.300000000003, "text": " come on"}, {"start": 20594.300000000003, "end": 20596.300000000003, "text": " no trace"}, {"start": 20597.260000000002, "end": 20599.260000000002, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 20601.06, "end": 20603.06, "text": " All right boys to come back"}, {"start": 20604.760000000002, "end": 20606.760000000002, "text": " So wanna play be"}, {"start": 20628.260000000002, "end": 20630.260000000002, "text": " Stepping it up"}, {"start": 20648.340000000004, "end": 20656.38, "text": " Dude this guy bro, you are an unranked insane player for 20k dude. Just hitting headshots like you are gone"}, {"start": 20657.260000000002, "end": 20659.260000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20659.260000000002, "end": 20661.260000000002, "text": " eeeeeeeeeeeeeee"}, {"start": 20686.54, "end": 20688.54, "text": " Damn"}, {"start": 20689.260000000002, "end": 20717.120000000003, "text": " I'm gonna play passive now. I'm gonna just take shots and no repeats until I toprag."}, {"start": 20717.12, "end": 20720.559999999998, "text": " I will top rag, I will."}, {"start": 20720.559999999998, "end": 20722.879999999997, "text": " It's been weeks, but I will top rag."}, {"start": 20743.28, "end": 20745.079999999998, "text": " Any more V?"}, {"start": 20745.079999999998, "end": 20747.079999999998, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 20748.08, "end": 20749.08, "text": " Please hold my airpane."}, {"start": 20749.08, "end": 20750.08, "text": " I'm rotating."}, {"start": 20757.08, "end": 20758.08, "text": " There's two here."}, {"start": 20761.08, "end": 20762.08, "text": " One more car."}, {"start": 20767.08, "end": 20768.08, "text": " Ah, my force!"}, {"start": 20777.08, "end": 20780.08, "text": " Come on brothers, come on brothers."}, {"start": 20780.08, "end": 20783.08, "text": " What the hell are those guys holding this shit with?"}, {"start": 20783.08, "end": 20784.08, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 20803.08, "end": 20805.08, "text": " Alt mid, somewhere already."}, {"start": 20807.08, "end": 20810.08, "text": " It has a great flash."}, {"start": 20812.08, "end": 20814.08, "text": " One more B."}, {"start": 20816.08, "end": 20818.08, "text": " Shrooked it."}, {"start": 20818.08, "end": 20820.08, "text": " Oh my god, everybody died."}, {"start": 20831.08, "end": 20834.08, "text": " One dropped mid strong. Only one on B, only one on B."}, {"start": 20834.08, "end": 20836.08, "text": " Push back on B, one dropped mid."}, {"start": 20837.08, "end": 20839.08, "text": " where is he?"}, {"start": 20839.08, "end": 20841.08, "text": " no idea"}, {"start": 20841.08, "end": 20843.08, "text": " he's on a banana now"}, {"start": 20843.08, "end": 20845.08, "text": " okay I'm gonna smoke bottom of the pews"}, {"start": 20849.08, "end": 20851.08, "text": " church"}, {"start": 20853.08, "end": 20855.08, "text": " so lucky man"}, {"start": 20863.08, "end": 20865.08, "text": " alright man I gotta step it up bro"}, {"start": 20865.08, "end": 20867.08, "text": " I gotta step it up."}, {"start": 20869.08, "end": 20871.08, "text": " Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright."}, {"start": 20873.08, "end": 20875.08, "text": " These guys are annoying, they just keep going B."}, {"start": 20878.08, "end": 20879.08, "text": " Moving, moving."}, {"start": 20892.08, "end": 20893.08, "text": " Troy smoke."}, {"start": 20895.08, "end": 20895.58, "text": " Boom!"}, {"start": 20901.980000000003, "end": 20903.18, "text": " Deploying flashback."}, {"start": 20916.280000000002, "end": 20917.18, "text": " Deploy fire!"}, {"start": 20925.08, "end": 20927.08, "text": " That was one boiler."}, {"start": 20930.2, "end": 20934.920000000002, "text": " Oh buddy, dude. These guys in their time. That's one baby arch."}, {"start": 20936.600000000002, "end": 20944.760000000002, "text": " Maybe wrapping up. Oh my god. These guys are just annoying players, dude. They're just annoying players, bro."}, {"start": 20946.600000000002, "end": 20948.600000000002, "text": " He's boiler."}, {"start": 20951.24, "end": 20953.24, "text": " Crossing out of sight."}, {"start": 20955.08, "end": 20962.08, "text": " the"}, {"start": 20966.08, "end": 20970.08, "text": " the"}, {"start": 20970.08, "end": 20973.08, "text": " the"}, {"start": 20973.08, "end": 20976.08, "text": " the"}, {"start": 20976.08, "end": 20979.08, "text": " the"}, {"start": 21009.08, "end": 21021.08, "text": " two more in the smoke bomb down one in the apartment"}, {"start": 21021.08, "end": 21032.460000000003, "text": " one in the apartment one apartment boiler"}, {"start": 21032.46, "end": 21043.5, "text": " watch the bomb there green is yeah I'm done dude he's pushing right now I'm done"}, {"start": 21043.5, "end": 21050.46, "text": " bro like this guy is such a rat brother these guys these guys play so weird I"}, {"start": 21050.46, "end": 21055.7, "text": " don't get it I don't understand I don't get it I don't get it"}, {"start": 21062.46, "end": 21064.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21069.42, "end": 21071.42, "text": " Want to"}, {"start": 21083.899999999998, "end": 21085.899999999998, "text": " Take speedway"}, {"start": 21092.46, "end": 21094.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21105.219999999998, "end": 21107.219999999998, "text": " Want an apps"}, {"start": 21114.98, "end": 21120.559999999998, "text": " I was gonna hit for like 30 where apps apps could walk boiler"}, {"start": 21122.46, "end": 21131.54, "text": " I'm up top."}, {"start": 21131.54, "end": 21134.899999999998, "text": " Dude, you're kidding right now."}, {"start": 21134.899999999998, "end": 21135.899999999998, "text": " I can't tell."}, {"start": 21135.899999999998, "end": 21138.1, "text": " Tom's on the out here."}, {"start": 21138.1, "end": 21140.1, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 21140.1, "end": 21141.1, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 21141.1, "end": 21143.1, "text": " That actually worked, dude."}, {"start": 21143.100000000002, "end": 21149.100000000002, "text": " Nice! That actually worked dude!"}, {"start": 21173.100000000002, "end": 21189.100000000002, "text": " two up there"}, {"start": 21189.100000000002, "end": 21191.100000000002, "text": " Flushing"}, {"start": 21198.54, "end": 21200.54, "text": " Let's go back go back to in spawn to in spawn go back go back"}, {"start": 21205.100000000002, "end": 21211.22, "text": " One day one boiler last guy boiler is more windows"}, {"start": 21219.100000000002, "end": 21231.300000000003, "text": " is one HP coming up and then a literally one HP"}, {"start": 21249.100000000002, "end": 21264.620000000003, "text": " okay okay I believe I can topfrag with this"}, {"start": 21279.100000000002, "end": 21299.02, "text": " I smoked library, I'm flashing you right."}, {"start": 21299.02, "end": 21308.260000000002, "text": " Library smoked so."}, {"start": 21308.260000000002, "end": 21310.260000000002, "text": " take care, come on, let's collapse it"}, {"start": 21314.980000000003, "end": 21316.980000000003, "text": " uh, heck?"}, {"start": 21325.300000000003, "end": 21327.300000000003, "text": " don't, they're second"}, {"start": 21328.100000000002, "end": 21330.100000000002, "text": " I'm glad in the bomb"}, {"start": 21331.86, "end": 21333.86, "text": " so weird"}, {"start": 21338.260000000002, "end": 21348.9, "text": " They're gonna all walk up there."}, {"start": 21348.9, "end": 21350.9, "text": " Someone came through after him."}, {"start": 21350.9, "end": 21354.9, "text": " Yeah, blue dead."}, {"start": 21354.9, "end": 21355.9, "text": " Fuck are they saving?"}, {"start": 21355.9, "end": 21356.9, "text": " What the heck is going on here?"}, {"start": 21356.9, "end": 21357.9, "text": " Watch out for exits."}, {"start": 21357.9, "end": 21358.9, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 21358.9, "end": 21367.9, "text": " This is what I mean by the team is weird."}, {"start": 21367.9, "end": 21374.9, "text": " Yeah, they're CT."}, {"start": 21374.9, "end": 21385.34, "text": " Oh yeah, they changed that."}, {"start": 21385.34, "end": 21388.34, "text": " The famous T-Bards, c'mon!"}, {"start": 21399.34, "end": 21401.34, "text": " Holy moly!"}, {"start": 21407.34, "end": 21409.34, "text": " Grenade! Grenade!"}, {"start": 21409.34, "end": 21411.34, "text": " Let's go, sir!"}, {"start": 21415.34, "end": 21418.34, "text": " Oh, caught that flash with my eyes."}, {"start": 21422.34, "end": 21424.34, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 21425.34, "end": 21428.34, "text": " What the heck, dude? Were you looking up there, man? Like, what?"}, {"start": 21430.34, "end": 21432.34, "text": " Were you looking up there for the jump?"}, {"start": 21437.34, "end": 21439.34, "text": " He actually double peaked it. Wow."}, {"start": 21441.34, "end": 21442.34, "text": " What am I doing?"}, {"start": 21445.34, "end": 21447.34, "text": " I usually mess with a shot."}, {"start": 21475.34, "end": 21477.34, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 21490.46, "end": 21492.46, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 21494.3, "end": 21497.1, "text": " The traveling aftershocks actually kind of interesting"}, {"start": 21505.34, "end": 21517.34, "text": " It was good not on but probably not"}, {"start": 21517.34, "end": 21527.34, "text": " These guys don't keep good"}, {"start": 21527.34, "end": 21535.7, "text": " okay bro do a shimmy right okay native rt made"}, {"start": 21535.7, "end": 21554.7, "text": " I'm on the smoke CT, watch your way."}, {"start": 21554.7, "end": 21563.7, "text": " That's not good."}, {"start": 21563.7, "end": 21565.7, "text": " I'm throwing the flashback."}, {"start": 21567.7, "end": 21568.7, "text": " I'm throwing smoke."}, {"start": 21571.7, "end": 21574.7, "text": " Nooo."}, {"start": 21583.7, "end": 21584.7, "text": " Who just-"}, {"start": 21585.7, "end": 21587.7, "text": " Your kitty pushed!"}, {"start": 21587.7, "end": 21591.7, "text": " Dude, this game man, this game, this guy, random."}, {"start": 21593.7, "end": 21595.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21598.46, "end": 21601.46, "text": " Think I'm arches. That was a good push on that part"}, {"start": 21601.46, "end": 21623.46, "text": " I'm going flashback."}, {"start": 21623.46, "end": 21624.46, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 21624.46, "end": 21625.46, "text": " Nice try, Matt."}, {"start": 21625.46, "end": 21626.46, "text": " That was good."}, {"start": 21626.46, "end": 21627.46, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 21627.46, "end": 21628.46, "text": " Yeah, that was really good."}, {"start": 21628.46, "end": 21632.46, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 21658.46, "end": 21660.46, "text": " Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on."}, {"start": 21664.34, "end": 21666.34, "text": " Fire in the hole! We need help!"}, {"start": 21667.12, "end": 21668.12, "text": " Flashbang!"}, {"start": 21669.78, "end": 21670.78, "text": " Flashbang!"}, {"start": 21676.46, "end": 21677.46, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 21681.579999999998, "end": 21682.579999999998, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 21683.3, "end": 21684.3, "text": " I think we need to..."}, {"start": 21684.579999999998, "end": 21685.579999999998, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 21685.579999999998, "end": 21686.079999999998, "text": " One's arched."}, {"start": 21686.079999999998, "end": 21687.079999999998, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 21688.46, "end": 21694.46, "text": " Yeah, where was it? It sounded like it was like, near banana."}, {"start": 21694.46, "end": 21698.46, "text": " That's what it sounded like."}, {"start": 21698.46, "end": 21700.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21715.98, "end": 21717.98, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 21722.46, "end": 21724.46, "text": " And the op grab"}, {"start": 21728.46, "end": 21730.86, "text": " We got a game for that!"}, {"start": 21734.219999999998, "end": 21736.86, "text": " We got a game for that!"}, {"start": 21737.86, "end": 21739.36, "text": " At least I double-digit."}, {"start": 21746.86, "end": 21747.86, "text": " I don't need a gun."}, {"start": 21758.46, "end": 21760.46, "text": " I don't know what I'm doing."}, {"start": 21760.46, "end": 21762.46, "text": " I don't know what I'm doing."}, {"start": 21783.46, "end": 21785.46, "text": " Good. That's amazing shooting."}, {"start": 21785.46, "end": 21787.46, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 21788.46, "end": 21795.18, "text": " I'm holding this actually hits three dig shots. Come on man"}, {"start": 21796.78, "end": 21798.78, "text": " I could smoke CT hold on"}, {"start": 21818.46, "end": 21820.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21831.66, "end": 21833.66, "text": " Was no one be happy in church"}, {"start": 21836.42, "end": 21838.42, "text": " To there to there to your left"}, {"start": 21840.62, "end": 21842.62, "text": " Nice nice"}, {"start": 21848.46, "end": 21861.739999999998, "text": " This guy is carrying hard dude gets three K's all the time"}, {"start": 21878.46, "end": 21884.46, "text": " I'm going to leave you to die."}, {"start": 21884.46, "end": 21890.46, "text": " Best. Damn, we just all got picked."}, {"start": 21890.46, "end": 21902.46, "text": " Bang, bang, and a boom. I'm laying down some smoke."}, {"start": 21902.46, "end": 21908.46, "text": " Nice. There was one up mid, right? Yep."}, {"start": 21912.46, "end": 21915.46, "text": " Top banana. And lit."}, {"start": 21921.46, "end": 21922.46, "text": " Flashback."}, {"start": 21925.46, "end": 21926.46, "text": " Grenade."}, {"start": 21962.46, "end": 21964.46, "text": " One time you don't clear right?"}, {"start": 21964.46, "end": 21966.46, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 21975.46, "end": 21977.46, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 21992.46, "end": 22009.899999999998, "text": " I'm sure he's grabbed that bomb, purple if you can grab it."}, {"start": 22009.899999999998, "end": 22011.899999999998, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 22011.899999999998, "end": 22016.739999999998, "text": " Dude, really threw the smoke, bro."}, {"start": 22016.739999999998, "end": 22019.579999999998, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 22019.58, "end": 22021.58, "text": " That was right side man, one's off and left."}, {"start": 22022.800000000003, "end": 22024.300000000003, "text": " One's tight man."}, {"start": 22027.660000000003, "end": 22028.660000000003, "text": " On arches."}, {"start": 22033.86, "end": 22035.86, "text": " Big kills guy, B, we run B."}, {"start": 22045.34, "end": 22048.34, "text": " Oh wow dude, the timing on that."}, {"start": 22048.34, "end": 22051.78, "text": " Oh my god. Wow, sitting in the smoke."}, {"start": 22056.5, "end": 22059.62, "text": " 20 more games after this?"}, {"start": 22060.98, "end": 22061.78, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 22108.34, "end": 22110.7, "text": " I'm Q by nature as you're the most"}, {"start": 22113.5, "end": 22115.5, "text": " We're going we're going"}, {"start": 22115.5, "end": 22117.5, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 22128.3, "end": 22130.3, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 22137.5, "end": 22139.5, "text": " Nice, last two should be me."}, {"start": 22141.1, "end": 22143.1, "text": " You have no armor in your let, chill."}, {"start": 22144.100000000002, "end": 22145.100000000002, "text": " I'm hiding into it."}, {"start": 22147.100000000002, "end": 22148.100000000002, "text": " For the window."}, {"start": 22153.100000000002, "end": 22154.100000000002, "text": " Library."}, {"start": 22155.100000000002, "end": 22156.100000000002, "text": " Trying not to die."}, {"start": 22156.100000000002, "end": 22157.100000000002, "text": " One's dinked, Arch."}, {"start": 22159.100000000002, "end": 22160.100000000002, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 22161.100000000002, "end": 22162.100000000002, "text": " He's left."}, {"start": 22162.100000000002, "end": 22164.100000000002, "text": " Fight the guy laying first, outside."}, {"start": 22164.100000000002, "end": 22166.100000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22172.180000000004, "end": 22174.180000000004, "text": " Know"}, {"start": 22180.74, "end": 22182.74, "text": " Also that window"}, {"start": 22194.100000000002, "end": 22203.300000000003, "text": " Dude, I wish if one of them told me I would have pushed faster or something"}, {"start": 22211.7, "end": 22213.7, "text": " Fuck whatever we have money now"}, {"start": 22216.9, "end": 22218.9, "text": " Sometimes this guy pushes a window"}, {"start": 22254.100000000002, "end": 22259.100000000002, "text": " on the left side man."}, {"start": 22259.100000000002, "end": 22264.100000000002, "text": " Fire in the hole."}, {"start": 22264.100000000002, "end": 22268.100000000002, "text": " Fire in the hole."}, {"start": 22268.100000000002, "end": 22273.100000000002, "text": " Fire in the hole."}, {"start": 22273.100000000002, "end": 22276.100000000002, "text": " Counterterrorism win."}, {"start": 22276.100000000002, "end": 22278.100000000002, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 22278.100000000002, "end": 22281.100000000002, "text": " And these guys are on point."}, {"start": 22308.100000000002, "end": 22310.340000000004, "text": " Wow, he jumps on the last round."}, {"start": 22338.100000000002, "end": 22353.54, "text": " on site balcony oh damn gg we tried this is a tough this is a tough match to come"}, {"start": 22353.54, "end": 22360.54, "text": " back to CS4, I'm not gonna lie. It's a very tough match to come back to."}, {"start": 22383.54, "end": 22396.74, "text": " I'm chilling here chat. You guys enjoy the rest of your night next stream Friday. I'm"}, {"start": 22396.74, "end": 22402.22, "text": " a chill here guys next stream Friday. You guys enjoy the rest of your night for all"}, {"start": 22402.22, "end": 22406.22, "text": " the channel thoughts are all that stuff. I will see you guys then thank you for watching"}, {"start": 22406.22, "end": 22412.46, "text": " like always peace out chat. Goodbye. Thank you for chilling with me. And yes indeed."}, {"start": 22412.46, "end": 22420.86, "text": " I will see you guys on Friday."}, {"start": 22420.86, "end": 22422.219999999998, "text": " Peace out chat. Enjoy your night."}, {"start": 22422.219999999998, "end": 22423.14, "text": " Thank you for watching."}, {"start": 22423.14, "end": 22425.02, "text": " Like always, goodbye people."}, {"start": 22425.02, "end": 22425.86, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 22427.62, "end": 22428.62, "text": " Until next time, chap."}, {"start": 22442.46, "end": 22450.46, "text": " I'm just fighting over this city."}, {"start": 22450.46, "end": 22454.46, "text": " Lies."}, {"start": 22454.46, "end": 22464.46, "text": " Watch us fight over this street."}, {"start": 22464.46, "end": 22466.46, "text": " So you're mine"}, {"start": 22488.46, "end": 22491.46, "text": " It's a week, it's a week"}, {"start": 22491.46, "end": 22495.46, "text": " And oh, it's okay, it's okay"}, {"start": 22495.46, "end": 22499.96, "text": " I know that someday we will surely find"}, {"start": 22521.46, "end": 22523.52, "text": " you"}, {"start": 22551.46, "end": 22553.52, "text": " you"}, {"start": 22581.46, "end": 22583.52, "text": " you"}, {"start": 22611.46, "end": 22613.52, "text": " you"}]}