Oh I my god i was having people ask me out all that fun stuff are you guys doing chat what up what up people first teaser for the batman part two came out oh shit i saw that one in theaters man that was good That was good shit, my brother. That's good shit, my brother. I know, I know the past one was good, but no, they did a good bit. This one's a solid Batman take two. I enjoyed it, bro, I enjoyed it, bro. I enjoyed it, man. Man, what is this right here? Yeah, new online MechPBB game. Co-carnages games coming out. Oh, shit, man. Let me see. YouTube 1440p not live. Oh shit. Hold up Let me see here Yeah, what the fuck man, I revisited Slyther yesterday with the hell now bro. I Saw like XQC and queso playing it. Did they usually play that game? Are they back on it now? Okay Spain at one I know who's today England versus Argentina, right? We might we might What did you do with all the W's you collected yesterday, bro, I put them in a stack and you know neatly put them in the drawer yes my dude yes you Uh, Lord of the Rings teaser. Oh, true. Let me see here. Maybe some Tarriba today, buddy. I got a login for this shit, man. I did see the mound Omen of Cthulhu came out. I don't know, man. Games demo was so not it. Mixed. It's pretty good enough. Brother Brian, I don't know why you added such a goopy waste of time. I was hearing graphics are insane. Yeah, I mean, sure. Hmm. Yeah, I don't know. I guess I didn't see it. Mm-mm. All it had was atmosphere and graphics and then you move around with a group and you like collect random, uh, like artifacts and put them on the mule and then go back to your boat. Yeah, I don't know about that, I was resetting this, hold on, there we go, boom, boom, easy Clap, done, and done. All right, should be good now. I saw paper shredder, I already wish listed it, it looks good. The Odyssey reviews are coming in, imagine caring what critics say. Yeah, I mean, you know what? Back, It's more like a baseline, bro. It is a baseline. There are a lot of movies where the critics and the audience doesn't agree. It's still pretty, it's still just like a curiosity peak just like the fucking video game reviews still still I did I saw obsession yesterday it was good I think you know what the first half the second half picked up a lot The last the last hour is actually it was really good dude actually it was for for it being wasn't it wicked low budget I Thought it was actually pretty damn fucking good for the budget did it he did that was like a really solid job the acting I guess carried it It was a good enough story for a 750k movie. It was good shit. Is it true that it's the highest grossing indie movie in a century? Was that fucking bullshit? That's insane. Was it also the lowest? Some type of low as well. That's fucking insane. That's crazy. I wouldn't say it was like scary. There wasn't anything scary about it. It was more just like an interesting original tale. Yeah. Yeah, it was more unsettling. Yeah. Soccer watch party today. I don't know about that. What time is the match? I haven't watched a movie in a while, but I'm actually glad I watched that one. It was a solid two hour watch. Three hours. Goddamn man! Yeah, obsession. I think I see one. Honestly, I see one. It's just like weapons. I actually did not see weapons. That one I did not watch. In a weird way, it reminded me of the originality of that one movie that I always forget the name of, where it's like a group of them and that weird fucking hand. wait was it a hand or like a book? not something maybe it was talk to me yeah talk to me I don't know maybe it kind of reminded me in a way of like that where it was super that one was 824 so it's different or 824 I thought talk to me was pretty good I would say talk to me an obsession or in the same category to me like a indie style just really good horror movie. I don't need to be scared. I want a cool thriller horror plot that has an interesting tale to it as to why it's horror. It's not the scares, it's the tale in the horror setting. And Obsession does a good job with that, same with that other movie. Are you desensitized to jump scares? I would say yeah, usually it's more curiosity as to who the fucking poor guy is to see if it's like an asset. It's like a store asset chasing you or like, oh, shit, they actually designed this guy. Nah, sometimes you're like, hold up, who is this? Let's see Kojima's game. Let's see. Nah, scare, honestly dude, the jump scares are the loud out of nowhere noises. Who the fuck isn't going to jump? It's not even scaring you, it's more just like coming at you. It's just not even scary. It's more like a... Yeah, it's more like a fucking startle like my body is going to react to being super quiet and then you're wrenching screaming and like a Yeah, more than you're wrenching screaming Is what startles you in scary games Me Actual What do you call it not really Hold on, what do we have here? What else? Anything else happen? Blood of the Dawnwalker has gone gold. Blood of the Dawnwalker is going to be one of the most interesting games of the year, just to see how it lands. I think Crimson Desert as well. Crimson Desert is in the anomaly category of it's not just like Assassin's Creed black flag. They pulled it off But there's something about black flag that it was good. It was fun to play it looked fucking 10 out of 10 You felt you were on a fucking tropical island in the summer Literally lines up with the release and the feel you want to experience in the summer Yeah. Crimson Desert skepticism. I had so much skepticism going into Crimson Desert. They marketed the shit out of the game. It did not look good. I am watching the game play. I thought it was plastic and then holy shit. it. Then the critics were like 50 50 on it and then the game came out and it was actually good. That was an anomaly. I feel like to me that rarely happens. Blood of the Don Walker is either gonna be. I don't know. I don't know. I think it's gonna be shallow to say it's just like the Witcher. It's gonna have some Witcher DNA for sure. I mean it does when you watch the trailer, but it seems like they're trying to change it up a bit. Maybe with the time limit you have to actually complete the main story whoever that mechanic works. Don Walker comes out on the third and Onimusha comes out on the fourth. Oh my god. Onimusha is going to be way more streamlined of an experience because it's, isn't it a linear game? It's going to be way easier. Blood of the Don Walker is going to be a lot more RPG. Onimusha's demo was fun. Duskblood's beta is in August. I'm 50-50 on Duskblood as well. Switch to exclusive is kind of, switch exclusive does kind of make it limited. But we all played Bloodborne at 30 FPS and I think the Switch 2 can play Bloodborne at 30 FPS. And so that means it doesn't matter. Some Starcraft 2 would take the edge off. I mean, maybe brother. England versus Argentina, who are you rooting for? I'm 0 for 2 in my tourist picks, so I'm going to go reverse psychology and hope Argentina wins. Okay, all these motherfuckers with their broken ass English barely understanding what the fuck I said, ready to type their shit ass comments. go play back what I said again we talking multiple language you fucking bitch guy I said I'm zero for two in my tourist World Cup predictions, so I'm going to reverse psychology, hope Argentina wins. Okay. You see what I'm trying to hope I'm wrong, buddy. I am rooting before I rooted for Norway and fucking France. Come on Hope I'm fucking wrong Well, maybe I just fucked it up by now saying you know, no man, I don't fucking know dude The powers it's too strong man. It's too strong too much pressure. I don't know Who late already bit 10 grand? Odyssey review thread It's one of the more look into the window you're just looking everybody else is freaking out I don't think it's that deep Others literally wake up dream about that shit It's just a movie other's literally wake up dream about that shit it's just a movie yeah stop the stalling boot up the cat chess yeah you're right you're right what do we have your black tides the curse of blackbeard They say a man's true darkness is revealed when he fights for family But he would do anything for them buddy. We were just here buddy But imagine a boy raised on whispers of a father in heaven you tails of glory and terror in equal measure The hole grows where a father should be, the wound that never closes. The most manifest is quietly but in pirate blood. It forges a blade to calm out their destiny. If that boy discovers his father still lives, If he believes the pirate lord can be pulled back from the abyss, nothing in heaven nor hell will stand in his way. He's coming for me. Haha, but that means Resting on the shoulders of one boy You truly think he can survive everything the lies ahead He is no boy He's the son of blood me at my son, oh My god has a name Black Bear Jr. Edward T.H. Oh. Huh. Black Beard's son? I mean, you know, you know, you know, the pirate theme, bro, the pirate theme. The pirate theme. It's good. Like, it's not my favorite. It's not my favorite. I feel like it's hard to expand on this. There's going to be a lot of cannons. You go in next. There's a expectation and a limited expectation in pirate games. Like coming off of how good Black Flag was now, interesting. I mean who the fuck even are these devs, let's see. I mean I think a Black Beard game would be kind of cool, sure, even though this one seems more like his son. Oh is this exclusive to PlayStation or something, it's Unreal Engine. I don't know. Give me some screenies my guys some screenies. Edward teaches black beard though so junior true. True tree chopping game which one I chopped trees in many games. Maya meltdown? Brother, watch out for that mask. What's going on here, what's going on? Reflections, right? I know this is a reflection. Is this online? It looks like it's PvP. It actually looks kinda not bad. Yeah, it looks like it could be fun I mean the best Gundam game was The best Gundam game, I don't know this kind of fuck even is this like overwatch you like Now yeah armored core was good I'm talking online though Mecca break had its flaws But overall mecha break was probably the best Gundam game Online we've ever had There were there were some cluster fuckinesses about it and stuff But like it did a lot of really good things correctly like the Gundams look fucking sick It was cool that you could customize your pilot You know, I was this free to play it was free to play like it was a solid game I don't know what the hell's happened with this game and what updates they've had but It was it was cool man It got way too goody did it. I don't know. I don't remember Did it? I don't think so. I think they were just that was just a half character customization And you could make bulbous characters a game about chopping trees is that out Oh shit, bro, what the hell man I thought I wish this was this All right, I'll try this out hold up. I didn't know I didn't know we had a banger released today Hold on hold on hold on I didn't know we were eating today I might I might play some Mario Kart, but I'm not gonna lie. I didn't really know Mario Kart has been hitting I Didn't know bro knockout two. I didn't know like that. I can go for a three for three three. I will try The Cthulhu game again, I'll give it a chance again. It's full release This game's probably gonna honestly. I don't think it's gonna be that big It's actually full release. What the hell? It's not early access. Really. All right. Just because of that too, I'll give it a try as well. That's crazy. All right, let me see, yeah, I'm just going to try some random shit, why not? I'm not sure what that means. Oh, we have here random shit Wednesday, Amber, this is my friend. This is how carnage is in the game. But they will not be alone, three will lend them the skills we have gathered, supporting their efforts with craftsmanship, might, and magic. Those looks pretty sick. As they claim more victories against their enemies, so will their mastery increase. The task ahead will not be an easy one, as the dangers to face are many, but together we will enjoy as we always have. This looks like a co-fusion of a couple of genres. Do not let your spirits be weakened by sorrow. Not while home, still in lightens our path. Damn, that looked pretty awesome man. October 27th. Early access. Oh shit. Yeah, this looks pretty sick man. I know he's been working on that game for a long ass time so... It must be cool to finally actually have a release day, you know. Democracy manifest. I heard about, I didn't hear about this game. Someone linked this yesterday. Democracy manifest. Oh, the demo is out. we have here. I don't know where they're coming from, but I think they're provided by the fake news media. Well guys, we do this. The heck is this? You're lying. You're a f***ing trick. You're a f***ing ass. You're a f***ing ass. Thank you. Thank you guys. Thank you. I guess so dude. The faces look funny man. That didn't look kinda funny. The art style is good, dude. Sure. And thank you. Everybody's just shaking hands. Come on, man. You can test this lawn cutting game as well. Dude, the last lawn cutting game I played was actually good shit. Whatever that demo was, I don't remember the name of it. Grass chopper this game is gonna be done. This is gonna be fucking huge This is a mostly positive waiting. This this dead. He's gonna be getting good bro. He's gonna be getting good This was very good. This was satisfying. This one was good shit Grass I got a guy who cuts my grass while I cut online grass All right, we're both fucking German shit in two different worlds Why not catch your own and you know what I've thought about it, you know because that would be fun All right, I would get one of those uh, one's you, uh, what are those? Um, I don't know what the fuck you call it. The ones you fucking sit on and it goes, not just a regular lawnmower. A zero turn mower. Yeah, like a riding mower. Is it just like a riding mower? Yeah. Get one of those robots. Nah, fuck that shit. Yeah, that's kind of like that. your tools and team up and a cozy or solo lawn care soon. Sure, man. It is good exercise. True. Dear passengers, we saw him brother. We've seen it man. We saw him man. Just use the site. That is a good idea man. Anyone have like a neighbor who just comes over the site? That'd be sick. He doesn't, he thinks like the lawnmowers. The lawnmowers give you cancer or something, I don't know. Uh Lyric a hundred percent win rate can't lose except in slither You're right, you're right. What is dense attack? I got some games. I could I could I think I saw this No I didn't. Alright I played this, I played the demo for this game. It was definitely wild. It's a train not a bus bro. It's Tony Hawk X train Oh my god, the last Xbox game pass game, bro. Oh shit. Final chapters until a game pass Game pass Yeah, remember the demo being pretty good for this brag, I mean I could play this my good I could it look like it'll be kind of I'll stick it also, maybe I'll check out some of these house. I kind of want to maybe I Bro, I just want to play battlefield and and use the motorcycle. I just want to use the motorbike. I still want to do that. It's fun to use it. It's more fun than shooting. Okay. Oh wait, I think I remember this game. But you know. So this is the Chinese game. Yeah, there's something kind of weird looking about it Yeah, it randomly does this is the first time it actually does kind of feel like AI All right, usually motherfuckers are just saying that shit this is the first time where it Ash kind of looks like it I don't know what you're saying, my guy, stuff in the near future, like lighting are going to be AI. When's the control play through? Good question, man. Good question. We do. I do need to get on that. A Super Mario Party-like game called Machine Party. Oh and I have this game wish listed. Oh yeah this is like, oh my god this will be fun. This shit better have online multiplayer, ok you just press a button and you're gaming. Yeah, this is like a mature WarioWare. Well more like a Mario Party. It seems more like a Mario Party. Yeah I think that's kind of the point. Online co-op. We'll see. No man's minds. Yeah, bandit this is bad. No fucking video. No man's minds. Yeah, I commend him, bro. This guy's like, fuck no man's scum. I'm gonna make my own shit. Fuck that thing. Mm, look at my other shirt. Fuck these. Hunt for golem. Golem? I was replaying a couple of different things here. A little bit of this, a little bit of that. But first, number one on the leaderboard, real quick. On a game we all know of and then play some new shit. Hold on a hold on shield Sleek and I might do Mario Kart honestly dude the fucking I might I might I might do it boots and cats. Alright, easy. Maybe one Mario Kart win into some new shit. I'm surprised no one really plays knockout tour. I thought there would be a shit ton of people on Mario card. Yeah, whatever, man. I told you, bro, this game is fundamentally just an absolute 10 out of 10 game. Accessible online, persistent universe, never ending, infinite. Sandbox PvP? Yup. Sure. It is. Kind of. PvP and PvE? Oh my god! Alright. You guys don't know yet. Oh no, he's already fucking here. He's already year. That's number one 22 K. Show bro chill chill chill chill chill chill. Saltine cracker. Yo, saltines are fucking great, man. I haven't had one of those in a while. Great when you feel like shit food. Yeah, well right, saltines and ginger ale? I swear that was like a... chill man, chill! easy, easy, nevermind, I'm only at 1800, fuck, I thought I was at 5k All right, chill, chill, this guy right here, AFK Shrat. I haven't played the other version, I don't care. This is the best version. Senior streamer support buddy. What the hell is this? What do you mean senior? you you you you you You As it's a it's a radio Any time I see this red snail fuck, I know it's that piece of shit Baja blast is overrated It's not that good, bro It's the worst flavor of dew Yeah, this is why I just drink the coke zero man. All right, it's the greatest fusion of science It's it's the science of being able to experience the Coca Cola without it being 150 fucking calories But having that thirst quenching fucking cola taste I Would say it's the monument's the peak of science, but I would say it's that's the fucking drink of the gods, bro Are you kidding me? you're telling me this shit the zero does feel like bullshit but I trust the damn I trust science tastes like chemicals I don't taste it some people taste it. It probably gives you cancer slowly. Maybe. It probably does. YOLO. Diapepsy? No, I mean why would I drink that? Bro, I actually, you know what, I did that. Okay, I was proud myself. I went to the circus the other day and there's a lot of kids rides obviously but there was a big ass fucking ride that 360s you in the sky and I was like you know what I am not a roller coaster type person but I'm gonna do this and I'm glad I did it. I yell at it. I fucking yell at it. It was the biggest roller coaster ride I've ever been on. I don't know what it was called But it's one of those ones that literally she puts you up in the air Really high up and just spins you in a circle Fuck no, I know I hate roller coasters. I ain't going on that shit. I was like I'm doing this At a carnival sketchy well, you know what man I know brave brave Did you enjoy it it was more like just doing it just to do it Carnivals are sketchy some are yeah Sometimes yeah, I felt like a conquer fear moment. It was small as the carnival ride, but still You know what actually no not really dude carnival Get the fuck out of here. How many of you motherfuckers are gonna just jump on a roller coaster? I like a six flags Get the fuck out of here. Okay, you know exactly what I'm talking about It was a yellow moment where I was like, oh, oh, really, oh, really? You're going to go on the Batman vs. Superman one or whatever at six flags, no questions? I don't believe you. I don't believe you. Oh Yes This fucking guy this fucking guy Oh my god, I looked at fucking chat bro. I blame you guys No, bro, I accelerated while taking my eyes off the off the fucking dude. I was I was texting and warming Oh the uh... can you check this out bro i'm busy granny what Oh Granny Smith Apple This guy right here a K a K and Now The drive-by the drive-by the disconnect the drive-by There it is there it is it was not I expended like 300 fucking pellets that was a net negative you don't have anything else to play I do man buddy why act like you're at a fucking convenience store bro You don't have any other flavors? No, fucker! They're gonna leave it! Oh, here this fucking asshole! Oh, here he is! Oh, here he is, bro! Oh my god! He was expecting you to be on your 10th warzone round. I'm just chilling and listening to some music, bro, okay. The games ain't going anywhere. I haven't seen the Backroom's movie, is it? Actually... I'll probably check it out. I'm waiting for it to go digital. Fuck you, Noob. His name is Noob, it's not toxic. It's already on digital. Oh really? I'll probably, I might check it out maybe. Is it obsession level. I'm coming off of obsession, so I'm setting my expectations. Play this IRL, how? All right, I'm doing the cruising route. I'm gonna pretend I'm a slow worm, all right. I'm a Fortress and the hare. Let the others let the other zoom this is all about Waiting for others to make mistakes It's what I thought about route patience patience rewards the chill brother chill alright one 10k game and I'm satisfied oh shit oh shit okay okay fuck that guy yo just try to eat all of those fuck that guy Oh my god. Oh my god. Everybody is. See this one. Oh my god. Shoot. Need a hundred hours for that. I'm looking for my widget. I can't find my mouse. What the hell is happening here? Yeah, with top 10 you need to- oh shit man, I knew it if gave her like 5 minutes and 10 minutes. So this run is cooked. All right Is this all you're gonna play FFS. Yes, I suggest you get the cleaning in your house done today Great day to do it Good luck Yes, yeah, actually, yeah, yes, this is, yep, great day to do that. Bodyguard EU ping bro, you're gonna lag into me. Oh, shit, I actually have a task, my fucking dishwasher broke. Okay, but you know what? I don't mind, I don't mind because I now know how to completely take apart the dishwasher. you you you you you I This radio is playing all the trance like classics man These songs still fucking hit bro you actually go back and look at the lyrics to the music and you're like oh shit This is actually just like Uplifting I mean, I don't know about this song, I got to actually, you know, I got to read it to at least see what she's saying. I don't like that 4AM song, you fuck. Alright! These motherfuckers always need a poke holes and shit. You know what I'm saying? Oh my god, you 6-7 fuck, you almost killed me. I'm on that I looked at my phone for two seconds because I have to fucking afk in five minutes to see if it was now I had to afk okay this fucking worm game requires There's undivided attention. Okay, man, there's always shit happening. You gotta lock in, bro. This is crazy. You got motherfuckers fighting on their lunch breaks on the subway at work on a tab. You got motherfuckers everywhere. Try to be the top worm Let's see, let's see This guy right here this guy this guy he's gonna die all world, please It's a good game. I'm just I'm chilling on that one, bro. There's a lot of people streaming it dude. You can go watch that man. What's the next big game sorry man I needed that nothing for a bit there's a lot of mini releases but nothing like black flag level I would even consider Black flag is a big release but at the end of the day it was a remake. The next blockbuster type game I'm not sure. Crazy circles? What do you say man? I think that's a strat. He just does crazy circles around people I do I should I should go watch Odyssey 70 millimeter. I just I haven't gotten tickets yet, and I know I'm slowly procrastinating a nating it and Then if anything, I'll just watch it regular regular fucking theater screen. Since what is there a music overlay I have it on usually during trackmania Shit man I gotta I gotta go here in like two minutes guys hold up So bossy you probably watch somebody literally play EFT every day. Aren't you the one always recommending that game? You must have something better to do than just sit here and complain about me playing a fucking worm game Go fucking lift the dumbbell or something I'm busy right now playing a worm game, alright? You clearly aren't. If you have enough time to complain about a guy playing a fucking game, but you don't want to watch, come on back. Silksong? Nah. Silksong? Nah. You're crazy, brother. You're crazy. It's free? What do you mean it's free? Can you like claim it or something? browser game better yeah sometimes you don't want to play games like that I don't know what to tell you bro of course I've looked down for two seconds and I fucking died League of Legends Pantheon top lane? Is that Pantheon bad now? And Vanilla used to play the shit out of Pantheon, because it was all, let's say. All right, you dropped 10K on Argentina. Good luck, man. Good luck. Ripped 10K. I mean, you're going to win. You're going to win. Yes. you you you you you I remember when you were a little big man. Alright chat, give me another 2 minutes. All right locked in now boys locked in here we go all good all good afk best performance get the fuck out of here really No way! Oh, it looked like I was going to have to kill him. What the fuck is this, man? Oh, shit. Wow, this is, yo, that was emotional. What the hell? No! What the fuck, man? Come on, dude! Feels bad. Alright, here we go. Yeah, I should just afk again. I'll cut you? Geez, bro. Relax. I gotta get violent. We're just warming around. I Got violent we're just warming around Yeah, what is God what was I supposed to do? Damn that guy's dude, there's a guy who's at 50k How the hell do you get to 50k? You know what? I could be... You know what? I could do that too. Oh my god. Shill buddy. Sacrificial lamb? Yeah, over here. This is your destination. Thank you, Matt. Thank you. Nope. This guy's burning all his mana. Burning all his manna. Chani the mix. The music is gone. That was the radio that was like a Spotify radio I'm trusting this one guy wizard go fucking do something else bro we get it you're a Shreve Sniper, bro. We get it, bro. Congratulations. Okay, we get it, bro. The joke is fucking boring now. All right, fuck off now Welcome to the essential mix with me Pete Tom where tonight we take you for our first visit out to the Mediterranean and to the Balearic region, of course, we're going to a breather. What are you doing? I Here we go here we go All right, all right. Trucks and music? I haven't played Gero trucks in a bit. Alright, what do we have here, what do we have here? What do we got here? Witcher 4 greater than GTA 6? i would say overall setting just because it pulls you out of reality like you know your typical fucking modern-day setting makes it a better more enticing game game. But in terms of like a level of cooking, I don't know. Let's see, let's see. Yeah, I mean, Rockstar, I mean, imagine if you had a witch, like a third Person fantasy game with rock stars attention to detail Red dead no shit, you're gonna fucking mention red dead, bro I mean they both got forests so imagine if Arthur had a sword. Someone should do that. How the fuck are these fucking modders on PC for Red Dead? Give the guy a damn sword man and then go on a forest to see how it looks. Make Arthur a Necromancer. See how it would look. They don't have a medieval RP server, do they? it's a good it's a good worm game if it's plus 5,000 Oh Yeah, this is hot hot hot hot is 18,000 No template you can shut your ears off though, bro I don't like music. I would suggest medication if you don't like music. Bro, if you don't like music, something's gotta be fucked up with you. There's no such thing as a person who doesn't like music. There's no such thing, I don't believe it. It's such an oddity that it's like that person's just trying to be different. is Haram, buddy, that is like subjective and dumbassery. I understand, uh, like, lyrics that are bad in terms of, like, bad message, but like, ah, ah, get the fuck out of here. All right, this makes us a little too housey for me well a little too much house It's trance not house really this seems more housey I guess I guess more the beginning I guess trance as well this is more like houses just like a repetition beat to me maybe it's a little more deeper this kind of has like the this is more like trance house can I call it trance house How about you play a real game, uh? Give me a suggestion, give me a suggestion, then maybe, maybe, if it's a really good one. Oh That was over Play proper fight game! We're not doing the suggestions, alright boys? I suggest you start your own streams and play your favorite game. And stream it to yourself. Okay, that's my suggestion, alright? I'm gonna write it down on paper and it is a prescription. you you you you you you you you you you you You still do a state of trance? I prefer his estate of trance over his own music. They have a Twitch channel. What is the most popular? What was the 2026 mix? Do people still... 25 years? God damn. two hours full of mix I used to grind and one just listen to a mix that was an MMO MMOs and mixes are that's how you're able to grind bro that's how that that's how I was able to get through some of these fucking games right you just put it on it's just bull easy Clap. Easy clap. Easy peasy. Let's randomly do a 2024. I need grinding game to be honest. This is live but it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Maybe the sound quality is still decent. Oh yeah, Hardwell? I remember Hardwell, but he was more... Yeah, it doesn't sound that great because it's live. It's like that muffled shit. 2014 was good. This might sound kind of bad. CD1. I'm gonna trust this guy cuz he randomly pulled 2014 out. Maybe this was actually a good one. I don't remember the Years that were really good All right, I'm starting to lose faith I fucking suck and you guys are too strong at this game wait 2014 I don't know it was more like I would have been listening in like 2006 to 2010 or 2004 to 2010 Stop stalling I know bro. It's a disease I'm dead. I'm alive. Yeah, that was a fast turn, dude. I'm leaving. You guys are fucking spazzy ass worms. That held away from me. I See we got here this gaming dead before September I Don't there's so many releases coming out I'm not going to try League Classic now. I'm not that high for it. Everybody relax, everybody chill! All right, very nice, very nice, U.S. rocket football. Random, random, oh! you you you you you You You What's up, bro? I'm fucking around anymore, bro. I'm going on the offense now I For a little while for a little while 150,000 games on steam don't know what to play yeah I'm playing something I'm not stressing bro all right you're just emphasizing on one topic here I'm enjoying myself Is it an excellent game? Circle to team? What a- Yo, Admin, ban that fuck! What is that? What do you mean team? Well, you mean circle to team? Ain't nobody to do what you're asked about here. the Wormverse worm. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh my God. Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit NOOOOOOOOO Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey! You fucking fuck! Ah! You shut it here right now! Same Shrek snake, what? You should say you're a weeb, maybe. worst nightmare. Shadam brother, Shadam brother! This steering wheel is chasing me right now. Oh shit. Oh my god. Get me the hell outta here dude. All right, can I please see 5,000 just 5k You can have some of that. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. Aren't you going for 10k? Oh my god! I'm out I'm out for a little while Oh These are all sneaky shits Yeah too much boosting Yeah, I'm never playing 2K if you kill me. I agree with that statement. Agreed. No, my brain cell, no. Oh shit. Yeah buddy, wrong way, boop boop boop boop boop boop! No, why would you go there? On bed, GG. it's your job came right out of the way the state of the situation at the moment Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright. Okay, okay, okay. Okay Chibrata chibrata Okay Eight fat oh my god top ten I broke in the top ten feels good man feels good Feels nice being here feels good Oh dude what is this lag? It made me go straight. I'm dead. Oh, fuck, man! I hate this game, I'm done. Fuck you, all you stream snipers, suck my balls. All you motherfuckers. Alright, we got it, what are we doing here? All right, let's see what we have here. We got a new... Actually, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, before we play this, what am I talking about? one knockout when real quick boys I know. I didn't know I was so good, bro. I didn't know. I didn't know that I was a Mario car prodigy. I had no idea. I was thinking of maybe joining a local tournament or something. I had no idea. Can I do a triple? Do we have a triple here? Oh, what the hell? Why am I in Suica? Didn't I last play Mario Kart? What the hell? Dude, I got my Mario Kart win in record speed. The first knockout yesterday that you can't even tell I played Mario Kart yesterday on the VOD. You can't even tell. Half these mudbuckers don't even know what happened because it was a flash. It was a flash. And then we exited. We left. We got the trope. I got the trophy and left. Back to back to back. Let's see. He kinda looks like a worm, he kinda does, he looks like if he was a worm in Slyther, like maybe like the first piece. Alright, how many people will be out here? All right, here we go, here we go, boys. Round one. I've got to put a new map always like I do like that fucking flamingo has bird character I do I'm a fan of that character. Okay, is his name actually Birdo? I like just put an O on him part All right, we got a pass the first gate please I'm screwed. Oh, I'm gonna get a bit. Oh, there's a lot of mushrooms behind me. I might not make it. No draft. Oh my god. Oh my god. Of course. Okay, okay. Right, right. probably good, oh yes yes yes yes how do you point that way Thank you We got like five cows behind me No Oh, it's over a list! Is it actually faster going down the middle? Let's find out. Good boosts. I swear everybody needs at the same time. And that's bullshit. I'm just glad we got the blue shell out of there, uh-oh, yeah, it's all a matter. Dude, what is this guy doing, bro? Throw your red shit. Oh my. Oh my. How? These are actually Petrosius items. No! Only grass! Good! I'm going to kill him! I'm going to kill him! I'm going to kill him! Okay, okay, okay, here we go, here we go. And that's how you get rid of the three. Oh my god, why, that's four Red Shells that have murdered me. Oh, buddy, buddy, buddy. Catch me, everything. Thank you, redemption, thank you. Right, right! Chris is gonna shoot it off the map! Oh my god, dude. What even is this shit? It's Mario Kart. It's Mario Kart. The game has some weird fucking aim-bomb mechanic. Random shit somehow finds you. We're back. We're back. You know what? That's what it's about, bro. That was the pain you needed to suffer to get two bullet bills and still cross the line. There it is, man. This game's all about pain. Interesting. Do I nuke this guy? Sent. I failed! The explosion! Don't give me this shit ass bananas. No! You stupid fuck actually held onto that red piece of shit. There's no winning this. This part is bullshit, it's over. It's all good, man. That was a very stressful journey, I'm not gonna lie. Not gonna lie. That was, that was, everything about that was difficult. Are you so bad at this? I'm trying to role play your counter strike journey. After 20 years you're still being a shit rank but still thinking you're gonna go pro. Alright, I'm trying to channel it so you can see something relatable. There are great squids further ahead. Like, Ah, here we go, boys. JapomQ. JapomQ. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa, wait, you can mushroom boost out of the explosion? oh my god you lose all your items oh I went for uh oh oh shit Oh, no! Oh, fuck all you fobos! Ah! Ah! We're in, we're in, we're in. Yo, a 24-band lightning? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? A 24-band stun? The lightning is a lot of power to give to man. Alright. Being able to stun 23 people in a lobby with one lightning is fucking crazy. Well, other game gives you that much power. Now that I think about it. That's a lot of power. I'm just holding right now. I'm just holding a blue shell. Oh my god, I thought that was coming after me. Ow. Yeah, these items are just whatever right now. Heavy defense on the front. Whatever, I don't have shit, I don't have anything. NOOOOOO! That was a very casual item. NO! Oh my god, holy shit, there's war! Oh my god! No, Yoshi, you fucking rat fuck! Oh my, we're good, we're good. You're lucky, you're lucky! Come on. Okay. Oh my god! Oh! 20 coins, feels good. I don't know if I should have popped that. I was gonna pop like 50 people around me. This first place really is far away. Oh, no, he's right there. It has been first place since the beginning and somehow hasn't gotten hit by a good game changing item yet. That red shell he absorbed. Yeah, we gotta take him out! Oh, damn! Oh, damn! Bad driving, bad driving. Now she's strong, bro, be useful! Feather! Oh my god, I didn't know drift there. Noooooooooooo! Are you kidding? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Bro what the f**k? What even was that man? I kept getting slowed down and going to the right and slowing down some more. Another one. Damn, damn, damn. All right, here we go, let's see here. Yeah, where is this new map? I don't think this is it. This is the new map! Have a nice drive! Yikes! I think this might be I'm running shit, bruh, it's running you over, no problem. The timing, holy shit. It's not an early game, that's what I'm talking about. Oh, what? Hey! Oh my god, you can go here. It looks like you can follow the road as well. Oh, was it you hitting me? Wait, and it still leaps to this end? Oh, okay. Cheer for the cheer! of All right, all right, come on now. Give me something, give me something. No! I thought that was gonna be a boost. Okay, okay, sure, sure. I better get a bullet bill here after that. Exactly. I'm holding it until I get hit and then I'll pop it. I'm gonna hold it. Risky strat, but let's see. There's no way there's gonna be another lightning. This is an insane hold. If there's a lightning, oh that's fucking horrible. Imagine holding this setup to the top, uh, to the top floor. And I could have held it there more. Yeah Oh I mean miss that item cut your boomerang asshole Alright, blue shell time, blue shell! Oh, this guy's got reds. Here we go, here we go, here we go. Really, really, you Boomerang fuck. Three Boomerang hits. Nooooo. Interesting Come on, watch your mouth, watch your mouth, watch your mouth, watch your mouth. I'll take it, I'll take it No, dude the boomerang's so annoying As I get one, of course, bro, and then I lose it off of launch, J.J. J.J. I need a god item here at the last bit. Not enough. Shit man. Please add the Angerland Emote. I don't know which one that is. I Will this one be the one I should find it crazy that you like Forza doesn't expand their games and make it so you literally use the whole map that you created to have like a massive rally game mode on the whole of the fucking Japan map where you have like a knockout tour. You're telling me you have all these instance game modes and you can't like expand the whole a whole fucking map of Japan and like constantly just change the routes I would literally play that right now if they had that where everyone has similar cars and you're all just racing across different variations of something like a knockout tour like the map you created is awesome but you don't utilize it well the game modes are fucking boring and forgettable after a bit yeah but the The Eliminator sucks ass. The Eliminator is like a flawed game mode because it relies on you upgrading your shit and having an RNG. And plus, the Eliminator is not what I'm talking about. Eliminator is like a solid take, but fleshed like not properly fleshed out. It's definitely a mode, but... Yeah, Eliminator, if you get like a tier 10 car, as soon as you spawn, you're out there winning. Like, it's like, cruise to just wait out the rest of the match, and there's no way you're gonna lose unless you, like, get stuck in a river. And you gotta, like, take the biggest U-turn. Oh We got a finale here. Oh my god Another one. You does armor reforger have a racing map slash mod it doesn't but it'd be if they should because it would be funny All right, let's see, here we go. I I I don't know what to do with this. Alright, here we go. There we go. I'm gonna drop this. Alright, here we go. Alright, here we go. Alright, here we go. There you get right here. I'm gonna drop this from right there I know a blue shell is coming your way so you can have first place for now. I'll wait I'll wait I know it's headed your way. You and I both know. I don't know you ain't that. But I'm still waiting, I'm still waiting. I don't want to be first. Oh you crazy guy. I'm just a Billy bruh, I'm just a B. election there pretty is a cruise right now I just jinxed it but this is a cruise right now you back there is hectic and this is kind of I Remember the blue show guys All by the sky with these trickles shit. Oh my god found the crowd That was a good run Oh The whole dude that was the last item it's over it's over this guy oh my god dude the last item is the the most crucial item. I'm busy real quick, I'm busy real quick. I I All right. I'm giving up, boys. Sorry guys, I got an apple. I got an apple, you're gonna hear it. Everyone knows that green apple is the best apple. Two sour? Oh really? Chicken nuggets ass taste buds. You know what, someone should open an apple shop. I threw a shit ton of different types of apples. I should do that, bro. I'm gonna open a fucking Apple shop, and it's just gonna be all different types of apples from around the world And it's just a shop it would be satisfying to look at because it's apples in a bunch are satisfying to look at And then you have all the different types of apples from around the world That would be a fucking satisfying ass for No, bro, it's gonna be the Apple Store, okay, but actual fucking Apple. It's not the shit-ass phone. Yeah, just call it the real Apple. You know what? You work off of Apple's already established marketing, so everybody already knows that it's the phone. So if you quote real Apple's, everybody knows exactly what you're talking about. And it's a bit of an inside joke. To everybody, because everybody fucking knows! The boomers will load. You motherfuckers, they go to an Apple shop. Your mom is your grandma as well though, okay, they'll make this phone run. Hey, you going in there? No one likes apples that much. I disagree, man. I think everybody likes an apple. It's just nobody, it's not everybody's go-to, just grab a food. They don't just grab it. I feel like it depends obviously on the person like I always have apples but I was kind of like forget I have never done my go-to slag Yeah, you got bananas too, but the variety of bananas isn't as vast as apples. So we're talking Google. How many different types of apples are there? I could be totally wrong about bananas. I like 50 different types I'm going I'm going 2000 way more than that guys you're just making me realize that this out real apple store makes way more sense Way more okay More legitimacy to open in the business, bro Reminds me of mangoes. They're mangoes. Mangoes are probably the S tier group. Reminds me of mangoes. Mangoes are probably the S tier group. I want to rate blueberries an S tier. Blueberries are, I love blueberries but they're not S tier. I like blueberries in things by themselves are not going to satisfy There's way better fruit Yeah, no shit blueberries are healthy, but I'd rather eat strawberries Way better of a taste We're talking about eating one fruit here. Watermelons ask here because you can eat so much and there's like no calories. Same with strawberries. Same with raspberries. same with raspberries. the thing about raspberries is you get them from the supermarket and it's like a 50-50 because they're so fragile. they're always like some type of mushy ass mess. raspberries These are good, but they're like, weird. Yeah, but it's just because of how they are. Yeah, sure, you can get frozen ones. Frozen fruit does kind of feel like a cheat, though. Because usually I just get frozen fruit. And then if you just put it in a bowl, it just falls, and it's like eating... They're like eating a fucking sorbet. Get in the- put some of the fourth lines! What? Yeah, blackberries are S tier. I would say blackberries are the best bear. Blackberries are us here. I Don't I think blackberries are the If we're talking taste yeah, I think blackberries are us here Insane actually No! No way! This guy just- a red shell at the- I hate this character, I really do. buddy come on I'm giving up. I, um, I've never actually, bigs are alright. I like big newtons, but you can only eat so many of them, they're very dense. Dates are really good as well. Had a date I was bad man context Ouch Hey, but fruit juice I mean, yeah, an apple juice is always fucking good shit. Honestly, dude, then an orange juice. Or a good ass orange juice with a good American breakfast is a 10 out of 10. If I'm going full fat mode and ojin with eggs and meat and toast, it's a 10 out of 10. It's like the greatest kind of copy of the greatest combo. Apple juice, you know apple juice is good shit too. No pulp, but now I do like pulp. I actually like the pulp. The pulp makes me feel like I'm drinking more of the... I am. The pulp isn't bad. I feel like when you're a little older you start enjoying the pulp. Yeah, it feels like it's more healthier because you're like actually also eating the fucking orange. younger don't like cult now I actually I don't mind the cult the cantaloupe oh the cantaloupe I had a lot of cantaloupe growing up Really, Camelope is a weird friend. Okay, Phil. Wow! No! I got a big-ass crab right there. Oh my god! I don't know how that explosion didn't attack me. Twice. one take out this Yoshi I'm dropping it I just sent that bomb One of those was gonna hit me The top five are smushed together right now Hello, Lobby. Seems like we're all together. No, that was so bad and he bullet built the first No And that red shells coming for me Yeah, dude that was that actually I think just cost me everything I don't know how I need a dog here I did Wow dude. Haha. This game right now, who's this fake me, get the hell out of your mouth. What the heck are you doing dude? At least first, I see him. Oh, you muttabee! Oh Wait, no way You boomer, I fall! All this power again! Remove this, remove it from the game, please! Oh my god! Oh! BBB! No! The Boomerang is so annoying! How are you still alive? How are you still alive? Yes! I got him, boys. Best B. There it is. The last corner of the whole match. Wow, wow, wow. Bam, bam, bam boys, there it is. Hi boys, we're headed to a new land with motorbikes. I Was we're headed to a new land with motorbikes I Swear to God if this throws me into an empty server, I'm uninstalling this dead game Okay, give me my damn motorcycle I don't want to play these absolute trash meat grinder conquest mats where they funnel all the players into a hallway I I refuse. And I don't know. Contaminated, and... What other, uh, Golmud? Operation Firestorm doesn't have motorcycles? Why wouldn't it? does new sobeck morocke manhattan liberation probably does i think all these other ones still. Cairo doesn't. Does black ball fields have it? Where's my bike? Where's my bike? I actually figured out you can put these on the wheels. Okay, wait. Okay, wait. Maybe it was a fluke when I did it. What? Okay, maybe it- oh wait! Yes! Ah, where the boy's at? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, shit, the map still works? There's two tanks over here. Oh shit, oh there you are! Uh oh. I'm dead, I'm dead bro! This is off the map! I didn't know that was off the map dude. That's me if I explore them it's been lost. This guy right here, target. All right here, right here. No! I missed! Oh, I thought you were not friendly. Damn, dude! Ah, yeah, this is the new hardcore mode where there's no UI. Uh-huh. Yeah, we're getting there's three tanks we gotta do something There it is, boys. There it is. Kill me, brother. Kill me! Show me! I need a pick up. Oh, there's, they got a train here. My old cycle This guy's friendly friendly I'm meant to die to come back. We're funny, you did the animation to pick it up. Two tanks up there, alright we're going on the mountain side. Yeah, this game's so much better. Is that like sick? Alright, this is a guy at E. Down this road. I took the wrong turn, shit. I don't know why I hit there, oh right here. I missed. Holy shit. I should I should have ran back on to it Yeah, I should I should have ran back on to it damn Oh, dude, they have like six tanks on the map. Wait a minute, I just realized something. I'm already maxed out. What the hell? Alright, get your barrel out of my shit! On the road, on the road! get out of here get out of here bro get out of here Get out! Get out! Enemy helicopter down! I just want to get it Motorcycle, this is, well, honestly the motorbike dev did a really good job. I gotta say, the Jets are okay in this battlefield, the motorbikes are actually vehicle dev popped off. All the other ones are whatever been there done that, this one is actually quality motorcycle, whereas it's better than some first-party motorcycle games. It's like top tier animation and uh, control. Like this is more fun than the fucking shooting. I don't give a shit about the guns. Look at that in a game. Yeah, I wonder if you can double kill a two tanks or together. Dude, they're four tanks! I will be their reckoning. Right here, right here. Where is he? Oh, he's going down. Yeah, you are not retreating dude. Oh, there's a car chasing. There he is, there he is. Are you kidding? Why was my gun out? Dude, why was my gun out when I got out? Did I take my gun out? Yo, did I take my gun out? What? The first person's okay, the third person's way in a smoother feeling. th of No! I don't have a whole set of double kill. Oh, they blew up the other one. No, I don't have a house on a double kill. Oh, they blew up the other one How we lose a map? How in the world literally doubt we are getting shit on? What else are we getting shit on? Just got it right here rerouting Bro why would you stop? I can't believe he stopped right in front of the bike. It did not mean to do that. But it worked. I do not believe he meant to do that. Wait, wasn't that all just all red? What? One guy over here. These guys. No! Damn, close. Oh damn close dude close We got a tanky Yeah, we don't do the gamba every birth every dirt right That's all right, it's too much too much gamba we do you guys are ridiculous Got him How many success attempts? Oh my god I'm so bad. Yeah I shot his ears dead. Got his ear. Got his ear. Daddy, daddy. Potatoes, potatoes. I'm too extreme or I'm too supposed to be created. I'm too extreme or I'm too supposed to be created. Daddy, daddy. Daddy, daddy. Potatoes, potatoes. I'm your streamer, I'm your support team, baby! I'm your streamer! Fuck out of our spawn. HAH-HA! If I could do this and resupply faster, that'd be great. I'm striking fear in the hods of the drivers. Yeah, you know what? The tanks spawn the players. I'm not letting them do it. Are there any rain maps? I want to drive in the rain. Battlefield, do a spin-off where you make these valleys into actual maps. Who cares about the battle? Expand this valley here and make it have different vehicles. We'll drive around. Just expand the valley further. I want to drive down there. I see a tank. I see a tank! Right there, right there. They're right here in their hands! Go, go, go, go, go, go! Build, mission build, mission build! of We should fail, but we made it. Fuck him out, we're driving in because I have nothing anyways, I have nothing. Unless we can resupply the C-4. Rent-a-ground. What the hell is this, man? Yeah, when I respawn and if I see, I swear to God, man. If I see... The sum... You guys better not be taking out my motorbike spawns. Yeah, they know we're in that corner, apparently. I only have one! That's just, it'll tickle. I got one dude hopefully he's injured Yeah, I'm letting go too early. I'm letting go too early on those. Way too early. I don't see any tanks there. Yeah, there's one guy there. Two tanks over this way. Two tanks over this way. I don't know the path. I might, I might descend from the mountain. Whoa! Right here, right here. I need an escape. Oh, it's an enemy! I Was an enemy Or be a change by that little bird That was honest, dude. Yeah, please, if that was the last of us chasing in cinematic form for all you'd be Poggin and like crying okay, that was better than the last of us cinematic on the motorcycle all right relax Your taste is not that good Come on How is this fine Why how are you not playing the game with the battle pass where you shoot and grind for the sixth time How is this fun doing playing like this? Why are you not grinding the sixth verse in a battle field in front of us? Playing the objective. This is actually playing the objective IMO because most people don't blow up the tanks and the tanks are the main pillars of your team. This is actually probably the most helpful thing of the team, because we're clearing out all the armor. Attempting to, so it's like what, how long is the cooldown on the tank, like two minutes, one minute? It's a long cooldown. So they lose like a big chunk. We're on! What wait he's still alive What? Wait, what's that? Oh, I did kill him. That was a second tag next to him? Oh my god! I see him. I'm going man-road. We're going, we're going, we're going, we're going. I got a lot of our shit, huh? What do you know, bro? It's okay. It's okay. Battlefield Next. Next patch. Make a immersion mode where it takes off the majority of UI elements, but like keeps on like some tidbits here and there. Like a minimalist look. Dude, I will die on the hill, but no UI transforms your game. I will die on the hill. I see this as an art form, alright? We all play games differently. I got people coming through here. Oh, we lost. If I had like a red dot above the enemy's head just to know, and maybe like a small Indicator of I don't know the Black flags, UI DevCooked. They had a dedicated... They already had it so you could have a dedicated, uh, shut off UI button. Built into the PlayStation controller and Xbox controller, where you just double tap R3 default. I swear, Devs that include that know their game looks good. Devs that don't do that? I don't know what the fuck you're doing. They know. What's a better pistol? Oh, you can have this. Need an extended red. There's only ten bullets insane player base feels not very nice and normally feels not very nice Now these cyber games in this life cycle, usually I feel like the console players are like keep the servers alive. What it always is. It's always... Oh Shit we're in the desert Alright, this map is a lot smaller, I don't know why it's like off-center, oh, I can move it. Wait, do they have tanks on Conquest? There's the enemy tanks, it looks like this is a very tiny map maybe, how do I switch I don't see any tag off the map. I might actually remove this map just because it's a tiny conquest map. This map I'm looking for a big map. Which one was that called? You so back yeah, I need a firestorm would be very fun Liberation's not bad. I did I tried a blue obliteration yeah Where's my bike buddy get out of my shit, bro What a, what a gentleman. What a gentleman. He understood what I was trying to do. He was like, okay, get him, roll over, get him, what the hell man? Oh Air support confirmed pilots are ready to deploy do we got caught in the explosion? Alright, I see some tanks. Now hold. Take the helis on this map. Yeah, there's only two spawns on this one. Come on, man! Who's taking these? Whoa! Wait, I think you have to move it. Yeah, I think you have to move it so people don't spawn on it because it was just there. All right, now I know now now I know now Now these motherfuckers taking the damn bikes. Is that one parked right there? Oh my god. But I thought this is my bike. This is risky. I Alright where they at Oh, I don't know if I got him, dude! Oh my god! I don't know! Damn, I made it! That was all enemy- Oh, he's on pure fire! Damn! I Oh my god, he actually shot... wait, did he blow himself up? What the heck? Damn. Damn! That guy was ready for it! That guy was fully ready for it! Okay, buddy, you are set up to be a rat shit. I will keep I will keep trying to kill you. Okay, this guy just somehow apparently always as mean as crosser Ready brown here we go Wait, I only have one tank I think if you hold B, it's better because you're holding the front wheel down. No! You're kidding. Okay. Fuck it up, bruh! Fuck it up! Break the stone! Break the stone! Nice, nice. Good shit, good shit. Where's the tank at this guy's all the way back it bit this guy doing I could drive to that dude and there spawn. There it is, boys. That guy had no idea. My dear! I'll be back! I'll be back! I'll be back! I'll be back! I wish BF didn't have the spotting thing. Then they do a battlefield with no spotting, and then people are pissed. Oh, he's back there on the road. Oh wait, did he die? What is going on here? Dude! Oh wait, did he die? What is going on here? Did that tank blow up? Was that another corpse? I love how I'm blowing up right next to other tanks that have already been blown up. That was a random tank. It's like, oh, there's like, wait. Once the explosion clears, I'm like, wait a minute. Damn, dude! I should have kept you driving down that street. I Result my play conquest I hate the tank players So like this being a pretty damn efficient way to blow them up is fun There's a lot of tank players are assholes. They know they're strong and they can just like Be an annoying shit So, I will not allow them to do that as many times as a tank. Let's go for this guy now. Alright, this guy's also very good. But these tank guys are good. I don't follow how that was not too soon that was spot on what are you it has to be in the back even on C4? I thought it was like a guaranteed kill if it's smushed right onto the tank. Good. That is fucking stupid. You're kind of losing I blame the team bro. I'm doing stuff. I don't know what the hell they're doing. I Don't know what they're doing dude First they nerf the d-fibs then they nerf the c4 No fun, just play! this map is is difficult bro it's the math man The other map was vast, so you could, like, come in from a lot of angles. This is, like, a bit of a funnel map. Follow me again, ha! I don't know if the tank died. I've been affected brah I'm 2 in 12. Alright 2 in 12 is effective. I did the new season looks cool but the new season is naval and unless they have motorbikes that go on water which they should I'm not interested. You know what They should bro on the fact that they don't have jet skis or like a motorbike that goes on water, bro They have dynamic waves they added they were like dynamic way like they have water tech and it's like come on Give us some jet skis This guy, bro, we're always meeting each other, you motherfucka, bro, I swear to God, dude. He's burdened, though. He's hurting. I want this guy to know I will always try to kill him. I will strike fear in him that even though he probably has been farming me! Two and thirteen! He's still here sweating now! He's sweating now! Someone has zero skills. Should I get a zero and ten? We must be trying to do something. No! Who built all these stone walls? Now who built all these stone walls? Here we go, here we go, here we go, boost! Oh my god, man, you're going all the way there, you dumb motherfucker! Let me discover a route. There is a nice road. Oh yeah, right here, right here. Moves down. Oh my god, I saw him. Turn up here. Turn up here! NOOOOO! I blame the map chat who's winning right now I'm not watching who's winning of the death of death of They only got one bite? This will do for now. At least on one bike, no way. I don't know how effective I can be in this thing. Yeah, that thing's too slow. Nope. Are you kidding me, bro? This only has two bikes. hold hold hold one trick the one trick please pony jelly what else am I gonna to do bro what else play the game regularly been there done that oh here we go This is a good map to drive on. I say one. What is it? What is this? What is this damage, man? I actually made a CK one tap the tanks. Oh, he's always got to be a sighted. And actually looks like all their tanks died Yeah, look like all of them died or something because there's none or no one spotted I got one on the wheel. No, bro, why did you shoot in the fucking tank in the distance, bitch? What are you doing? Why are you protecting yourself properly like you should be, man? Why are you looking near you where you should be? All right, now we're head-ons. You're out, you're out! Oh my god, you have two tanks set up there, bro! Move to attack the marked objective. Yeah, this map does remind me of Mad Max as well. well. The C4 falls off as you drive sometimes. If I could find like the most secure location to put the C4, that'd be great. I think that is the best way and they won't fall off. I guess I have to be in the front. Oh my god! All right pretty good two and six two and six pretty good pretty good I'll just wait. Give me the bike you stream sniper fuck Yeah, this is a dumb man. The fact you can't do that is so stupid. Wait, does that take no damage wait was that friendly oh my god i'm dumb i thought that was an enemy the way that guy was progressing towards this Oh, the bike survived. Excuse me, I just come from my bike. I saw the sniper, I don't care. Help him my bike, bruh. Wow, it's gone. I Yeah, dude, I need a damn tank hill. Can you see if I put it here? That's enough. I'm going to go back. Bring it down! Back! Now we're going to move forward again. Secure all the senses. Don't be too late. First, we're going to be able to work. Back! three five five I'm going got a mate England got a mate Englander what a mate One zero No, bro, it's gonna be one one it's a overtime for sure Oh No You have a script them rock Oh, and they got S-Sports now, they got a tank and a jeep... together. I saw, I saw. Oh my god! Bro, why are all these fucking noobs all playing that line? Is there like a game going on? Are you all just like, are, is there a line? Whatever, bruh, whatever. You can put C4 on a drone, wait, can you put C4 on a drone and blow it up on a tank? the The battery tanks? I don't see any tanks on the map. of I just blew it up. Now the tanks are coming. No, you came out the front door. You know, it doesn't help that we're owning, so it's actually a lot more difficult to do this right now, because we're owning. So none of their tanks are pushing out there all. We're like, this team is destroying. I thought maybe bruh I thought I was gonna maybe get there bro okay maybe I thought maybe but nope. I thought maybe it was no. You could do it in BF4. Also, nice map, we're done. where we going where we going Oh my god, Pepe drum? What the hell is that? Liberation pika! I Spirit mail? of Let's see, let's see, bui. How much time left in the match? Oh I'm dead, now there's nothing left for us to do. Oh my God! I almost outshot a get to that guy, dude. Oh my god! Back of a man! Oh, I think I just got a double! Where am I on the map? five kills and was a double It took five years Oh my god, it's friendly dude. It's friendly tanks all the way here. Wow, he's dead. I think he was here to pick me up. I saw your wheel. a wheel showed up. Damn, I tapped two of them with the third guy. of I can't make it through the sheet. Buddy, buddy, what are you shooting at, man? I'm gonna get the object in trouble. Let's go this way. This is a very winding map, it's hard to tell where to drive. Oh What are you actually follow me Yeah, this map is a difficult motorbike because there's so many areas of needing to stop and turn around. I... I get em' up! The bike is still there! We're behind. We got it. Wrong way. We're behind. We're behind. It's in the tunnel! Uh oh, I'm going to die. Dude, I deployed, bro. I deployed bad, I deployed! Ow! Fish and chips tonight, Larry! Fish and chips tonight! I'll get you for that. Listen to me. Yo! Wow! Yeah, this is not working, boys. It was fun, but it's not working anymore. There's not enough enemy armor on the map. of death of death of and It's not a bloody... and now I can blow up Oh dude. GG boys, that was fun. Alright, let's see what are these other games. This one looks pretty good. So we have here. Okay, okay. Let's see, let's see. Oh my god, and then it starts. It's just a game about shopping. We're just trying to chop some trees here. Okay, this is my house. Oh, this is nice. My camera. Ah, yep. Alright, well, let's chop some trees. Here we go. How many can I pick up at once? Wait, it matters where you hit it? Oh my god, stamina. Okay, who am I selling these logs to? upgrade your skill can I put these here I gotta make some money I don't get it I I don't know. I don't know. It says zero dollars. I can't afford zero dollars. What the hell? Kirk needed. Okay, well, I can't use that right now. I feel like I'm locked- oh, that's how you make money! Oh, you just feed it into that. Oh, that's it, that's all you do. Now it's five bucks. Alright, here we go. It takes a decent amount to get going. What? Only one tree? I like you need that stamp build. I'm creating stamina might instantly restore it to full. Messy scored? Oh my god. Stambel. Oh, it does! Absolute Pistol! There's actually skill in where you cut it. Seems like it. Not bad, not bad. I can't tell if there's a skill involved here. Why is this taking so long? All right, let's get more in the backyard. it takes three and then this if I just is it visual yeah there's so many Sure, this game also, another one boys. Another one. Who needs it? There it is. Now we'll keep it actually. Should I need stamps? I need stamp, brother! Would you get an AK? I'm not shirt That one was a three hit. Oh, that was a good shot. There's definitely a skill involved. Looks like a nice stem upgrade. Oh, I see how you get changes depending on how much you need. all these poor birch trees. Let's get this here. Good boy! We got a couple going on. I wonder if these are smaller? Oh, I have no stamina gap. Even if I cut it from all the way down here, I think no matter what, it's very locked. Okay, that's two. I don't know how that one was three. Sometimes, you know, you just gotta load up and do it up. Eventually I use this trolley for something. Hey everyone, I'm done cutting all the trees down here. What the heck is this? Coffee! You can buy coffee at special points, use coffee to push stamina away from the upgrade table. 20 bucks? Nice. Oh, shit, Tarkov. That's a good one. I like that. So, you have a good one! Okay. Okay. I'm gonna get it. Oh, fuck off. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay! Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I don't know if that was worth the 20 bucks. Wait what do you mean? Isn't that 1-1? 2-1? Oh my god. What the reverse psychology? There's trees in the backyard. Oh, there's those. Let's cut these ones. I think you can build this bridge eventually. I saved one log. Alright, very nice. It's like everything around the property is cut 109 20 bucks for that guys no way not like this Hang on, you were at the last hope. I gotta go get some STEM. $400? I need the trolley perk. I would trap C4 to the tree if that's an unlock. I need a couple more place. There is an empty one. While I'm bruised. I'm gonna make a stack here to move. The song is a jammer, agreed. Alright They're packing their bags I could try aiming lower. I don't think it matters. 116 damn I need a lot more All right, where are we at here? Good stuff. Good stuff. Oh, that's where all the other trees are. It's just birch-rove. World Cup in USA sucks so much. Why do you say that? Seems like that's not, it seems Looks like it's been pretty good. Oh yeah, I get the time zone. All right, low cut. What was for that time? How long can I go here? Yeah, this is nice. I have that you can invite you can't people can't just join England you're going home guys it's just the reality I know I know Is there any way for them to bring it back as they game over? maybe we pick up Spanish that sucks Fuck man. It takes a bit on these upgrades. When is the fight? Is there one more match left? Is it the finals next? Sunday? What time? third play. Oh, they do the third play. They do the third place match after the finals. I mean, I know, I know, I don't know, that guy, yeah. What are they doing over here? I can see when I get the train car, it'll be nice, because then I can haul back like 20 at once. I need the perk. How do you even get that? Unlocked chainsaw? Wait, what? Available in the oak forest. Oh dude, I'm saving four hundred. I I Feels bad man I know, I know. England, you're supposed to be the one. You're supposed to be the one! Is that one player on Spain better than Messi? Or does he have the potential to beat him? All right, let me get some. Are you saying Spain's screwed? What the hell, to cut down this tree you need to clear the entire bio. Oh, that's the finale tree. Okay. Uh, the lore is, uh, this is life. Uh, in the land between, before the shattering. That's the lore. That's pretty cool. Oh my god, I can carry six by the way, lol. I forgot I upgraded it to six. I need 400 Dalaris. I need 400 Dalaris. I need 400 Dallaris. I need 400 Dallaris. So I can get a chainsaw. Just enough staff. What is the best sandwich bread, what is the best bread for a peanut butter jelly? I changed up the loaf and god damn the new bread I used for a PB&J is crazy. The way the peanut butter and the jelly spreads on it, what the fuck, I was like, god damn. I'm always getting this shit and it's like flimsy and breaks. Sour is sourdough the way I don't think it's sourdough the way it was like it was yeah, the regular shit-ass white bread I got it was like Canadian white and I was like god damn That's bread. Oh Sourdough PB and J. I don't know about that I could get some coffee, but I'd rather go back. It's $20 for a stand bar versus 25 bucks run back. I guess actually it's $5 run back. So you might as well get the coffee. It seems like the coffee is worth the spend. Whoa! Is this worth something? More. Yeah, sourdough is better for more like eggs and like that type of stuff, not necessarily PB&J. Pizza. That's what you do, man. Pizza. That's what you do man, you take a piece of sourdough and just put some tomato sauce and some fucking mozzarella cheese and put that shit on the air fryer. Easy clap. I want my drinks Ah All right We'll almost finish that 88% whoa damn We actually cut these last two down. Some coffee. Ah, yes. Very nice. Delicious. You need a wagon. A wagon would be nice. A wagon would be nice. All right, nice. The finale, the last tree, oh wait, there's more. There's more, there's more, there's more, there's more, there's more birch trees down over there. 95! I think these are the last two. 96.7. I think these are the last two. Well, this is actually going to give me the chainsaw, so I'll chainsaw the last one. this last tree. Actually, let's get the chainsaw. Let's wait. I might have no stamina. What's That's the catch on the chainsaw. Oh! The heck? It sounds better than the Texas chainsaw chainsaw. The game one. Is that in my house? if there's a greenhouse somewhere that screw that birch I probably get the wagon now okay no one extra log now you know what you do you get a you get a pyrex air fryer that's the way that you don't do any of that non-stick garbage you get just a pyrex one easy clap No, they have it so instead of like that it's like an actual glass looking one I have 196 How do I get this? Oh, shy? Chain felling? Alright, let's move, boys. A new land awaits. Ha ha! Yeah! Wait! What the heck? Oh. The Oak Forest. This is this area. Oh, here we go. We got our copy thing here and where are we? There's something over here. Oh, wait. Huh. What's down this way? Oh, this is the greenhouse you plant trees You just plant your trees For a dollar? Oh, they grow fast. Interesting. Ah, nice. Oh, here's... Okay, so that's where I needed to go anyways. Oh, here's... Oh, here's... Oh, here's... Oh, here's... Is More peas It's hard to tell how effective that is It seems almost like it's equal to the saw or the axe I mean. Definitely using less stamina but oh it's 14 bucks each now. This is the forest, but there's no cannibals Maybe there's a strat Never mind. I don't think there is. I was trying to save stand but still uses a lot. Are you in Streamer University? I'm not, man. Yeah, it's like what if I just keep going to the same spot doesn't matter It's now I just do this. Okay, so you do want to move it. Okay. I don't need... I was like, you're just like punching the shit out of it. No! Alright, no stem. I think the coffee place is a little further away. Not bad, not bad. Ah, just another day. Let's get this up on the trolley, all right. How's this one continuous soundtrack in this game? Oh, it's full You don't need to eat 14 times 14 that's how much this is gonna get me Oh, he picks up a six-tag There we go. Wait, plus 20, oh shit. No one's doing this shit. Someone doing this shit right now. Oh yeah, you can carry some while driving as well. You're not locked into it. I can hold these and hit E. So yeah technically you can call 20. Yeah, 20. I have no stamps, uh... Whatever. No way. Patched. The devil's like no fucking pain! The devil's like no fucking pain! 687 what do I get here Chainsaw damage? Damage it is. Setback. Right next to this tree. Yeah, what if I just like, not going to do it, you just stab it, and it like, oh it It doesn't go through the tree. Now this game came out today. Agreed, Chad, I'm done. Agreed. We're going to play this game that I first said I wasn't going to play anymore. All right. I said I wasn't going to but you know what? I'm going to. Play it, no UI. Wait, is season 5 live? So cash is now in here? All righty. Oh my god. Oh my God, cashier. Cashier. Triple trash for triple trash. Weep, weep, weep, weep. Where are we going? Really? The typical? Okay. All right, that's what we're doing. Let's roll let's roll Oh I already feel a little bit of regret Loading this game up But it'll be good I'll be good let's see body body body body body body body body This is the season we go pro. they failed. 3 going B. Interesting. Interesting. of Well, we're not being sold. Oh, there's been a plant. He wins this, he wins this. He wins this. I Bugger dang barang Where's everybody playing I'll play be right side mid Come on, jump, jump! Smoking! Through the green! Two or three banana? Bomb, is it? I got a rocket output. We can fall back. Good try dude. Missed one out. Banana. Yeah, that should have been a 2, man. Oh, you got him. All right boys, let's see if they call me the operator. Hello, you've reached the operator. Boring, boring. These guys are in a clan called Teabirds, I just realized. I T ramp one No way top mid last two last two They went marches arch boiler, I think I didn't see him there. Boiler right now. Bunch, bunch, bunch. No way, they could easily, they could easily go B. I should have fought back I just wanted a another kill The flash top mid To me to me Nice just straight out I Yeah, you'll get that up bro. Good shit I can spawn for it, let me rip it. I'll do it right back. Bosh, bosh, baaah. We're back on CS, oh dear. They're coming. I'm on it. Watch your banana. Bye, miss. two two two one more traffic oh my god true one coming in to be right behind us two heads up true the one left one more one more I'm watching playing I can't believe that dude, she just killed him bro, she just killed him, it did look It was I swear I saw zeros We saw all zeros. How did that not diffuse? I can fall back. Fall mid. Good banana. Nice bomb. Dude! Fuck this guy in his peeks. My eyes aren't working right now. This guy's throwing shimmy peeks. I got a bomb. Another one laying. No way! All right, all right, all right, I gotta step it up here, boys. All right, the bird PvP game comes out next Tuesday. Oh well, finally. Something to go pro in. I How does I not kill him All good, all right Simon Ah, here we go, here we go, here we go. Yeah, let's just nade stack the banana, save, maybe. I swear the guy in the herb sandbags just died of cringe. the way he fell he's just like my son you called him but not me come on no trace Oh All right boys to come back So wanna play be Stepping it up Dude this guy bro, you are an unranked insane player for 20k dude. Just hitting headshots like you are gone I eeeeeeeeeeeeeee Damn I'm gonna play passive now. I'm gonna just take shots and no repeats until I toprag. I will top rag, I will. It's been weeks, but I will top rag. Any more V? Yup. Please hold my airpane. I'm rotating. There's two here. One more car. Ah, my force! Come on brothers, come on brothers. What the hell are those guys holding this shit with? Come on. Alt mid, somewhere already. It has a great flash. One more B. Shrooked it. Oh my god, everybody died. One dropped mid strong. Only one on B, only one on B. Push back on B, one dropped mid. where is he? no idea he's on a banana now okay I'm gonna smoke bottom of the pews church so lucky man alright man I gotta step it up bro I gotta step it up. Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright. These guys are annoying, they just keep going B. Moving, moving. Troy smoke. Boom! Deploying flashback. Deploy fire! That was one boiler. Oh buddy, dude. These guys in their time. That's one baby arch. Maybe wrapping up. Oh my god. These guys are just annoying players, dude. They're just annoying players, bro. He's boiler. Crossing out of sight. the the the the the two more in the smoke bomb down one in the apartment one in the apartment one apartment boiler watch the bomb there green is yeah I'm done dude he's pushing right now I'm done bro like this guy is such a rat brother these guys these guys play so weird I don't get it I don't understand I don't get it I don't get it I Want to Take speedway I Want an apps I was gonna hit for like 30 where apps apps could walk boiler I'm up top. Dude, you're kidding right now. I can't tell. Tom's on the out here. Oh my god. Nice. That actually worked, dude. Nice! That actually worked dude! two up there Flushing Let's go back go back to in spawn to in spawn go back go back One day one boiler last guy boiler is more windows is one HP coming up and then a literally one HP okay okay I believe I can topfrag with this I smoked library, I'm flashing you right. Library smoked so. take care, come on, let's collapse it uh, heck? don't, they're second I'm glad in the bomb so weird They're gonna all walk up there. Someone came through after him. Yeah, blue dead. Fuck are they saving? What the heck is going on here? Watch out for exits. What? This is what I mean by the team is weird. Yeah, they're CT. Oh yeah, they changed that. The famous T-Bards, c'mon! Holy moly! Grenade! Grenade! Let's go, sir! Oh, caught that flash with my eyes. Oh! What the heck, dude? Were you looking up there, man? Like, what? Were you looking up there for the jump? He actually double peaked it. Wow. What am I doing? I usually mess with a shot. Hmm Oh The traveling aftershocks actually kind of interesting It was good not on but probably not These guys don't keep good okay bro do a shimmy right okay native rt made I'm on the smoke CT, watch your way. That's not good. I'm throwing the flashback. I'm throwing smoke. Nooo. Who just- Your kitty pushed! Dude, this game man, this game, this guy, random. I Think I'm arches. That was a good push on that part I'm going flashback. Fuck. Nice try, Matt. That was good. Thanks. Yeah, that was really good. Oh my god Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Fire in the hole! We need help! Flashbang! Flashbang! Oh my god. What's going on? I think we need to... Oh my god! One's arched. Oh man. Yeah, where was it? It sounded like it was like, near banana. That's what it sounded like. I Oh And the op grab We got a game for that! We got a game for that! At least I double-digit. I don't need a gun. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing. Good. That's amazing shooting. Oh, fuck. I'm holding this actually hits three dig shots. Come on man I could smoke CT hold on I Was no one be happy in church To there to there to your left Nice nice This guy is carrying hard dude gets three K's all the time I'm going to leave you to die. Best. Damn, we just all got picked. Bang, bang, and a boom. I'm laying down some smoke. Nice. There was one up mid, right? Yep. Top banana. And lit. Flashback. Grenade. One time you don't clear right? Yup. Shit. I'm sure he's grabbed that bomb, purple if you can grab it. Nice. Dude, really threw the smoke, bro. Come on, man. That was right side man, one's off and left. One's tight man. On arches. Big kills guy, B, we run B. Oh wow dude, the timing on that. Oh my god. Wow, sitting in the smoke. 20 more games after this? Maybe. I'm Q by nature as you're the most We're going we're going Let's go! Ow. Nice, last two should be me. You have no armor in your let, chill. I'm hiding into it. For the window. Library. Trying not to die. One's dinked, Arch. Fuck. He's left. Fight the guy laying first, outside. I Know Also that window Dude, I wish if one of them told me I would have pushed faster or something Fuck whatever we have money now Sometimes this guy pushes a window on the left side man. Fire in the hole. Fire in the hole. Fire in the hole. Counterterrorism win. Oh! And these guys are on point. Wow, he jumps on the last round. on site balcony oh damn gg we tried this is a tough this is a tough match to come back to CS4, I'm not gonna lie. It's a very tough match to come back to. I'm chilling here chat. You guys enjoy the rest of your night next stream Friday. I'm a chill here guys next stream Friday. You guys enjoy the rest of your night for all the channel thoughts are all that stuff. I will see you guys then thank you for watching like always peace out chat. Goodbye. Thank you for chilling with me. And yes indeed. I will see you guys on Friday. Peace out chat. Enjoy your night. Thank you for watching. Like always, goodbye people. GG. Until next time, chap. I'm just fighting over this city. Lies. Watch us fight over this street. So you're mine It's a week, it's a week And oh, it's okay, it's okay I know that someday we will surely find you you you you