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Oh, there we go"}, {"start": 134.8, "end": 136.8, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 136.8, "end": 144.28, "text": " may I be the reincarnation do we see what's going on I'm just gonna load up I"}, {"start": 144.28, "end": 148.88000000000002, "text": " don't really care about the reviews to be honest I'm literally gonna try it and"}, {"start": 148.88000000000002, "end": 155.72000000000003, "text": " if it's bad I'll stop lying it that's kind of where I'm at if it's bad I"}, {"start": 155.72000000000003, "end": 162.76000000000002, "text": " will just stop playing it I'm going in with no expectations right I didn't"}, {"start": 162.76, "end": 170.51999999999998, "text": " knew what I was doing. I didn't know what I was going to do. Mafia the old country man"}, {"start": 170.51999999999998, "end": 175.92, "text": " of honor gameplay first look. Oh yeah, are they adding like a DLC to that game or they're"}, {"start": 175.92, "end": 189.07999999999998, "text": " doing a prequel following one of the characters? Yeah, I saw the game by the untitled goose"}, {"start": 189.08, "end": 195.64000000000001, "text": " Devs it came out, you know, bro. It looks funny. I don't know if I want to play friendslop"}, {"start": 195.64000000000001, "end": 198.16000000000003, "text": " That's the only thing like it's probably great"}, {"start": 199.84, "end": 202.44, "text": " You know, it's probably good"}, {"start": 204.12, "end": 208.36, "text": " But yeah, watch your favorite friend group play that shit I'm all set"}, {"start": 209.72000000000003, "end": 212.24, "text": " Another big the aisle update"}, {"start": 212.24, "end": 219.76000000000002, "text": " brother I ain't watching a 50 minute video tell me when the when the devs drop shit"}, {"start": 219.76000000000002, "end": 231.8, "text": " yeah there's no denying it's probably good shit man but you but he did I got owned in"}, {"start": 231.8, "end": 238.24, "text": " Tarkov man I think I'm already over Tarkov I could continue it I don't mind but you know"}, {"start": 242.24, "end": 253.48000000000002, "text": " I mean, I can load, I can easily load back up, you know."}, {"start": 253.48000000000002, "end": 260.48, "text": " It's just kind of, I would have to scab it up a decent amount."}, {"start": 260.48, "end": 263.92, "text": " I might, I might, actually I might, I might, you know, the thing about EFT is you can"}, {"start": 263.92, "end": 265.92, "text": " just kind of load up."}, {"start": 265.92, "end": 275.92, "text": " Yeah, you can just kind of load up, you know."}, {"start": 275.92, "end": 283.92, "text": " Mafia the old country, I think is this done?"}, {"start": 283.92, "end": 290.32, "text": " 43 percent. What else? Is anything else happened?"}, {"start": 297.44, "end": 305.36, "text": " Beast of reincarnation. Let's see if the people who made Pokemon."}, {"start": 305.36, "end": 317.36, "text": " Oka-ma. Oka-ma. Loot deck, beast of your carnation, big walk is available, gears of war is having an open beta."}, {"start": 318.36, "end": 320.36, "text": " Can you stream this shit?"}, {"start": 325.36, "end": 327.36, "text": " I totally would."}, {"start": 330.36, "end": 334.36, "text": " What do we have here? Yeah, what is this dropping?"}, {"start": 335.36, "end": 341.44, "text": " New flying game Korea IL-2 series came out today"}, {"start": 344.04, "end": 346.04, "text": " What is this let me see"}, {"start": 348.76, "end": 350.76, "text": " Let me see let me see"}, {"start": 355.76, "end": 357.76, "text": " 80 bucks"}, {"start": 358.64, "end": 363.36, "text": " What are we doing for 80 bucks are we getting the ticket?"}, {"start": 365.36, "end": 372.36, "text": " This franchise is so old, is it?"}, {"start": 395.36, "end": 417.36, "text": " of"}, {"start": 417.36, "end": 428.2, "text": " That is like World War two Japs. What are we doing here?"}, {"start": 428.2, "end": 435.2, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 435.2, "end": 440.2, "text": " Earthlings."}, {"start": 440.2, "end": 447.2, "text": " Bombers."}, {"start": 447.2, "end": 474.56, "text": " huh online bdb yeah there's online pvp bro"}, {"start": 478.0, "end": 480.4, "text": " I'll try it I would try it"}, {"start": 482.68, "end": 484.68, "text": " Should I try it"}, {"start": 487.52, "end": 491.44, "text": " Buddy I flying is amazing, okay, I"}, {"start": 493.12, "end": 496.0, "text": " Would do it in real life, but I don't trust myself"}, {"start": 496.8, "end": 498.56, "text": " but on"}, {"start": 498.56, "end": 500.56, "text": " Little piece of software"}, {"start": 501.91999999999996, "end": 503.59999999999997, "text": " I don't mind"}, {"start": 503.59999999999997, "end": 506.56, "text": " Let's see. Yo Microsoft flights him. Yes"}, {"start": 507.2, "end": 509.2, "text": " War Thunder, sure."}, {"start": 509.92, "end": 514.68, "text": " Battlefield jetting is fun, but like, you know, there's always some motherfucker with a mouse macro"}, {"start": 514.68, "end": 520.52, "text": " So you can never actually legitimately fly the jet and then when you get it you fucking die very fast"}, {"start": 524.24, "end": 530.6, "text": " Jets are boring buddy, what do you even like as someone get this guy? I don't even fucking know"}, {"start": 537.2, "end": 540.2, "text": " Not wrong."}, {"start": 540.2, "end": 546.2, "text": " Bro, it's the flying, man. It's the flying."}, {"start": 546.2, "end": 552.2, "text": " You should revisit Sea of Thieves."}, {"start": 552.2, "end": 558.2, "text": " No, I don't know about that."}, {"start": 558.2, "end": 563.2, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 563.2, "end": 570.2, "text": " Flying greater than sailing, of course, I agreed."}, {"start": 570.2, "end": 577.2, "text": " Agreed. What do we have here? Big walk, astronauts? What the hell is this?"}, {"start": 577.2, "end": 581.2, "text": " Flight simulation, space sim."}, {"start": 581.2, "end": 584.2, "text": " Flats full of cats."}, {"start": 584.2, "end": 592.2, "text": " Oh, they made another one of these. What the hell?"}, {"start": 592.2, "end": 601.1600000000001, "text": " bread the halo I won't hey whoa how many players are in this fall it's how many"}, {"start": 601.1600000000001, "end": 605.24, "text": " 34 ya'll it's holding it's holding"}, {"start": 605.24, "end": 612.84, "text": " iron nest oh yeah when does this game come out August 6 this game comes out"}, {"start": 612.84, "end": 619.2800000000001, "text": " this was a pretty sick game the demo is insane you know it once you kind of"}, {"start": 619.28, "end": 620.8, "text": " figure out the hell you're supposed to do."}, {"start": 620.8, "end": 623.4399999999999, "text": " It is a sick game."}, {"start": 623.4399999999999, "end": 627.04, "text": " I am curious if there is an endpoint to the game."}, {"start": 627.04, "end": 632.0, "text": " Like you just keep firing off at different target locations."}, {"start": 634.48, "end": 636.36, "text": " Oh yeah, there is a leaderboard too."}, {"start": 640.16, "end": 643.4, "text": " Yeah, I wonder because I kind of I shot a couple of targets"}, {"start": 643.4, "end": 646.0799999999999, "text": " and then it was kind of like I you just keep then you get"}, {"start": 646.0799999999999, "end": 649.16, "text": " another mission and now there might be like three."}, {"start": 649.16, "end": 652.26, "text": " And then there may be there's like four."}, {"start": 652.26, "end": 654.4599999999999, "text": " There's no PVP."}, {"start": 654.4599999999999, "end": 657.1, "text": " Fucking PVP would be interesting in this game."}, {"start": 657.1, "end": 662.1, "text": " It is kind of like a weird battleship style you could do."}, {"start": 662.1, "end": 663.6, "text": " There is a story."}, {"start": 663.6, "end": 665.66, "text": " The demo story was kind of."}, {"start": 672.1, "end": 673.56, "text": " I'm excited for a token."}, {"start": 673.56, "end": 676.3, "text": " It will be my first fighting game, really."}, {"start": 676.3000000000001, "end": 688.0200000000001, "text": " it's a honestly it's an easy casual game to play it seems like it's a good"}, {"start": 688.0200000000001, "end": 696.5000000000001, "text": " amount of casual to hardcore what do we have here what the fuck how is that in"}, {"start": 696.5000000000001, "end": 705.22, "text": " part I literally have it downloading what oh shit this comes out August 6 to I've"}, {"start": 705.22, "end": 708.46, "text": " I've been waiting to play this game. I just didn't play the beta. I mean the demo"}, {"start": 720.26, "end": 722.26, "text": " Feels bad Thursday"}, {"start": 730.5, "end": 734.1800000000001, "text": " Cozy slop buddy pick your fucking slop man"}, {"start": 735.22, "end": 740.22, "text": " Dude's consuming slop while criticizing everybody else's slop choice."}, {"start": 744.22, "end": 756.22, "text": " Wait, what the fuck token comes out? Restory and iron nest all come out on Thursday, dude. What the hell is going on here, brother? Come on, man."}, {"start": 756.22, "end": 767.38, "text": " I can't I'm locked in I can't be here on Thursday. I didn't realize"}, {"start": 767.38, "end": 776.3000000000001, "text": " wait this comes out tomorrow what is this free to play wait no way is this the fucking mobile"}, {"start": 776.3000000000001, "end": 792.84, "text": " game they brought to PC. Sacrilege. Buddy, buddy, buddy. This is a mobile game better"}, {"start": 792.84, "end": 820.64, "text": " Better than the actual game on PC."}, {"start": 820.64, "end": 827.04, "text": " like for real did they streamline the division experience on the phone where it's actually fun to grind"}, {"start": 831.36, "end": 833.04, "text": " there's online pvp as well"}, {"start": 836.16, "end": 842.16, "text": " chat don't just write it off because it's mobile what if they took out all the jank of the base"}, {"start": 842.16, "end": 847.2, "text": " game and then just made it so it's kind of fun to just grind it and kill other players"}, {"start": 850.64, "end": 858.0, "text": " When I'm needing to like go through all of the bullshit if you play I fucking try it or whatever"}, {"start": 863.28, "end": 865.6, "text": " I'll try it no hashtag yet. Oh"}, {"start": 866.52, "end": 870.3199999999999, "text": " Yeah, let me see here. This is coming out. Yeah, I have to go back to mafia"}, {"start": 871.24, "end": 873.52, "text": " Just play two. I don't think so"}, {"start": 874.0, "end": 879.12, "text": " Because to you have to like play the fucking story you have to level up all the fucking way"}, {"start": 879.12, "end": 887.34, "text": " You know, it's a lot of filler trash. 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"text": " It kinda looks like a bunch of minigames."}, {"start": 991.08, "end": 995.48, "text": " there's hard work to be done and you'll need to pack the right tools for the job if you want to get paid"}, {"start": 996.6, "end": 1001.8000000000001, "text": " here we're clearing the way between pump action shotgun it trades range for capacity"}, {"start": 1001.8000000000001, "end": 1005.08, "text": " packing 10 shells to give you the upper hand in close range combat"}, {"start": 1007.4000000000001, "end": 1012.6800000000001, "text": " if you need a little more fire the precision especially rifle has a chance to fire highly"}, {"start": 1012.6800000000001, "end": 1016.36, "text": " volatile exploding rounds and completely shatter enemy defenses"}, {"start": 1016.36, "end": 1024.56, "text": " bro, honestly, Mopio's combat is like not where it shines, no one gives a fuck about"}, {"start": 1024.56, "end": 1031.92, "text": " this like literally no one gives a fuck about this, I'm sorry, these games have mediocre"}, {"start": 1031.92, "end": 1039.48, "text": " ass combat, it's all about the environment and the story, the shooting is like so whatever"}, {"start": 1039.48, "end": 1046.0, "text": " health and pockets of extra denari and of course we'll need a way to get around"}, {"start": 1046.0, "end": 1051.56, "text": " the Sicilian countryside in style this DLC introduces new classic driving was"}, {"start": 1051.56, "end": 1055.64, "text": " good though the driving they've kind of popped up on the handling in this game"}, {"start": 1055.64, "end": 1063.3600000000001, "text": " from golden elk crew the engine sounds so nice this is only against what's"}, {"start": 1063.3600000000001, "end": 1069.24, "text": " waiting for you find out what else we have installed on this 14th"}, {"start": 1069.24, "end": 1075.0, "text": " I'll be such an interesting game like you can see they they make like such a small"}, {"start": 1076.6, "end": 1080.1200000000001, "text": " It's almost like you take like a part of GTA and you"}, {"start": 1081.68, "end": 1084.48, "text": " It's like it's like a small world GTA"}, {"start": 1087.56, "end": 1093.68, "text": " Like it's just kind of cool how they craft it but like that's basically what it is"}, {"start": 1093.68, "end": 1105.76, "text": " one was really good. I'll play the DLC just for the story. If they're going all out with"}, {"start": 1105.76, "end": 1109.52, "text": " the story that was kind of just like bro here it looks like it looks like someone got the"}, {"start": 1109.52, "end": 1114.28, "text": " fucking collector's edition and beat the game and for some reason they're still playing"}, {"start": 1114.28, "end": 1120.5600000000002, "text": " the fucking game. And like they have all the immersion breaking skins and like a"}, {"start": 1120.56, "end": 1124.1599999999999, "text": " single-player game so random"}, {"start": 1127.44, "end": 1130.8799999999999, "text": " yeah they didn't want to spoil the story yeah because that's like the main"}, {"start": 1130.8799999999999, "end": 1135.76, "text": " shit the the killing is so filler in the game"}, {"start": 1137.84, "end": 1142.32, "text": " i will try this tomorrow out of curiosity all right yeah we're gonna"}, {"start": 1142.32, "end": 1146.3999999999999, "text": " oh yeah this finished downloading i gotta i gotta see i gotta see what's going on"}, {"start": 1146.4, "end": 1152.0600000000002, "text": " Bro someone released an $80 fucking flying game. All right, let me see what the hell they did here"}, {"start": 1154.88, "end": 1162.02, "text": " I'll get scammed and then you guys can see all right what they made this game. I apparently I played this I do not remember"}, {"start": 1166.72, "end": 1171.68, "text": " Let's see hop on Tarkov I might I mean it's there always"}, {"start": 1171.68, "end": 1187.28, "text": " always. It's there, brother! Alright, this is a brand new release. I had no hype for"}, {"start": 1187.28, "end": 1205.84, "text": " this, this is also just pure curiosity."}, {"start": 1205.84, "end": 1212.32, "text": " Most interesting part of this game is it's from the people who made Pokemon."}, {"start": 1212.32, "end": 1215.84, "text": " And then they finally got their contract finally ended."}, {"start": 1216.56, "end": 1219.4399999999998, "text": " And they're like finally we can make what we want to make"}, {"start": 1232.32, "end": 1234.32, "text": " Washed up devs maybe"}, {"start": 1234.32, "end": 1263.32, "text": " maybe. Alright, let's see what we have here. Graphics. Cinematic performance."}, {"start": 1263.32, "end": 1290.98, "text": " I think we're good."}, {"start": 1290.98, "end": 1291.98, "text": " Performance is better?"}, {"start": 1291.98, "end": 1307.02, "text": " really? Oh shit, lol. I guess cinematic at 24 frames makes sense. They say combat becomes"}, {"start": 1307.02, "end": 1313.6200000000001, "text": " very predictive and repetitive. Fuck who says that? I'm gonna just try it anyways and if"}, {"start": 1313.6200000000001, "end": 1320.06, "text": " it's... I'm not feeling it? Well, whatever. I had... I have no hype for this. I'm playing"}, {"start": 1320.06, "end": 1337.1599999999999, "text": " it out of curiosity, bro. I'm going normal. I'm going normal. What the fuck auto target"}, {"start": 1337.16, "end": 1348.6000000000001, "text": " auto target auto target auto target what do you automatically lock on targets when parrying"}, {"start": 1352.76, "end": 1356.1200000000001, "text": " oh wait i mean that's not bad what do you lock on to a new target after doing an"}, {"start": 1356.1200000000001, "end": 1359.64, "text": " animate that's not bad what am i going to remember to remain a lock on a target i mean"}, {"start": 1359.64, "end": 1365.72, "text": " whatever that's not that bad it just makes it so it's just auto targets"}, {"start": 1365.72, "end": 1368.2, "text": " shit instead of dating to R3 or some shit."}, {"start": 1370.72, "end": 1372.52, "text": " I'm going to play this mouse and keyboard."}, {"start": 1381.1200000000001, "end": 1383.72, "text": " I'll shut it off if it feels awkward anyways."}, {"start": 1389.32, "end": 1390.72, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 1390.72, "end": 1395.72, "text": " The emotion is a garbage."}, {"start": 1395.72, "end": 1402.72, "text": " That's why the human being tried to destroy the emotion."}, {"start": 1402.72, "end": 1410.72, "text": " He destroyed the emotion and developed his mind."}, {"start": 1410.72, "end": 1417.72, "text": " Is there English dub?"}, {"start": 1440.72, "end": 1451.26, "text": " The English dub is fine, obviously the Japanese is better, but you know, audience-wise people"}, {"start": 1451.26, "end": 1452.74, "text": " are just going to want to listen."}, {"start": 1470.72, "end": 1480.72, "text": " Reminds me of Death Strand. I thought she was in the Death Stranding fucking locker area."}, {"start": 1480.72, "end": 1486.32, "text": " That was my first thought on the floor choice coloring."}, {"start": 1500.72, "end": 1503.8, "text": " I have to go to the secret rooms in three minutes."}, {"start": 1506.74, "end": 1508.72, "text": " I'm surrounded."}, {"start": 1510.72, "end": 1512.72, "text": " I have no choice but to leave."}, {"start": 1513.72, "end": 1515.72, "text": " Please stop here and don't let me go."}, {"start": 1516.72, "end": 1517.72, "text": " Roger."}, {"start": 1517.72, "end": 1519.72, "text": " Stop the movement."}, {"start": 1530.72, "end": 1557.0, "text": " Okay, she needs medicine or something."}, {"start": 1557.0, "end": 1559.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1567.38, "end": 1569.38, "text": " Worst of close to CBS"}, {"start": 1569.38, "end": 1579.38, "text": " Okay, okay, okay!"}, {"start": 1579.38, "end": 1596.38, "text": " That was fucked up, bro, that's how he says hello."}, {"start": 1596.38, "end": 1599.38, "text": " I'm a bomb!"}, {"start": 1599.38, "end": 1603.38, "text": " And how do you speak? She says hello. Oh my god."}, {"start": 1617.38, "end": 1620.38, "text": " What the hell? Oh my god."}, {"start": 1626.38, "end": 1639.38, "text": " Wait, there's robots, of course. Open Koo's commands?"}, {"start": 1639.38, "end": 1650.38, "text": " Okay, I don't... can I not use anything right now?"}, {"start": 1650.38, "end": 1655.38, "text": " Sorry he's maxed out."}, {"start": 1655.38, "end": 1658.38, "text": " Chat, listen, I'm left clicking."}, {"start": 1658.38, "end": 1662.38, "text": " Do you have the mouse over?"}, {"start": 1662.38, "end": 1664.38, "text": " Oh shit, okay, I see."}, {"start": 1664.38, "end": 1669.38, "text": " Oh, do we have to actually mouse over?"}, {"start": 1669.38, "end": 1673.38, "text": " Is this a male?"}, {"start": 1673.38, "end": 1675.38, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 1675.38, "end": 1679.38, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 1680.38, "end": 1688.5800000000002, "text": " I don't know what that is maybe I can grapple"}, {"start": 1688.58, "end": 1693.58, "text": " Oh, R."}, {"start": 1700.58, "end": 1705.58, "text": " If you hold space, she like flies up."}, {"start": 1718.58, "end": 1722.1, "text": " Oh my god, dude. Holy shit, that actually almost killed me."}, {"start": 1728.1, "end": 1730.1, "text": " All right, here we go. Let's go. We're gonna hit him with that."}, {"start": 1734.1, "end": 1736.1, "text": " And we're gonna hit him with that."}, {"start": 1736.74, "end": 1738.74, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 1739.3799999999999, "end": 1741.3799999999999, "text": " People."}, {"start": 1742.34, "end": 1744.34, "text": " And we're gonna hit him with that."}, {"start": 1746.4199999999998, "end": 1748.4199999999998, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 1748.58, "end": 1759.58, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 1759.58, "end": 1762.98, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 1762.98, "end": 1776.98, "text": " This game visually looks a little blurry."}, {"start": 1776.98, "end": 1779.98, "text": " It reminds me of like that muddiness of the Philly Tecmo game."}, {"start": 1791.98, "end": 1792.98, "text": " I can pick shit up."}, {"start": 1806.98, "end": 1809.98, "text": " Japanese never give a shit about graphics."}, {"start": 1811.98, "end": 1813.98, "text": " Laps and Resident Evil."}, {"start": 1817.98, "end": 1819.98, "text": " Laps and Death Stranding."}, {"start": 1829.98, "end": 1831.98, "text": " Hey, how it got there, these birds!"}, {"start": 1836.98, "end": 1841.98, "text": " Oh yeah, the game just like pushed me forward."}, {"start": 1841.98, "end": 1844.98, "text": " Alright, hold up."}, {"start": 1844.98, "end": 1847.98, "text": " Alright, let's move, let's move!"}, {"start": 1847.98, "end": 1850.98, "text": " No, hey, let's move!"}, {"start": 1859.98, "end": 1862.98, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 1862.98, "end": 1866.98, "text": " Ema, you're finally here."}, {"start": 1866.98, "end": 1867.98, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 1867.98, "end": 1868.98, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 1873.98, "end": 1877.98, "text": " Run away, we finally meet and you announce when we're about to attack."}, {"start": 1882.98, "end": 1884.98, "text": " 4,026?"}, {"start": 1892.98, "end": 1896.98, "text": " The non-dieter's body that was born in each land."}, {"start": 1899.98, "end": 1903.98, "text": " The earth, the sky, the civilization."}, {"start": 1904.98, "end": 1907.98, "text": " Even the things that can go, were destroyed."}, {"start": 1912.98, "end": 1919.98, "text": " The non-dieter's body, the life form of the immortal, the beast of the forest."}, {"start": 1922.98, "end": 1925.6200000000001, "text": " Jin Rui wa ikutabi mo i donda na."}, {"start": 1926.18, "end": 1928.38, "text": " Messuru koto kanawazu."}, {"start": 1930.88, "end": 1935.58, "text": " Sude ni hitobi to wa ikiru kibou wo usinatte ita."}, {"start": 1938.08, "end": 1941.18, "text": " Daga, miako ni ippou na todoi."}, {"start": 1943.98, "end": 1946.98, "text": " Higashi no owouchi ni kibou wa adai."}, {"start": 1948.68, "end": 1949.68, "text": " Uchi?"}, {"start": 1949.68, "end": 1976.4, "text": " one little girl that can save everybody is that who that one is that who that was"}, {"start": 1976.4, "end": 1995.48, "text": " Okay, five months ago I see"}, {"start": 2006.4, "end": 2010.4, "text": " Can you pet the dog?"}, {"start": 2028.4, "end": 2031.4, "text": " It seems terrible."}, {"start": 2036.4, "end": 2043.4, "text": " You're a fire."}, {"start": 2066.4, "end": 2071.4, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2071.4, "end": 2076.4, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 2076.4, "end": 2092.4, "text": " Oh, so five months we still had that little girl stone here?"}, {"start": 2092.4, "end": 2094.4, "text": " Huh"}, {"start": 2095.76, "end": 2097.76, "text": " All right, let's see"}, {"start": 2099.76, "end": 2101.76, "text": " And what the hell was that?"}, {"start": 2104.28, "end": 2109.08, "text": " Like a weird bar that popped out search the village for clues"}, {"start": 2109.08, "end": 2128.9, "text": " Okay, okay, battle pack you got some shit level three acquire skills"}, {"start": 2139.08, "end": 2143.6, "text": " Blade are shakuyaku."}, {"start": 2143.6, "end": 2146.84, "text": " We have no shakuyaku."}, {"start": 2146.84, "end": 2154.84, "text": " Alright, you can go full dog build."}, {"start": 2154.84, "end": 2165.0, "text": " I can just chill and make my dog insane so he just bites the shit out of everybody."}, {"start": 2165.0, "end": 2166.0, "text": " I should do that."}, {"start": 2166.0, "end": 2171.88, "text": " no points in me and just go like 99 dog and Hansy quit by the way oh hold on we"}, {"start": 2171.88, "end": 2180.12, "text": " still got what are you trying to tell me here level of attributes yep"}, {"start": 2181.36, "end": 2187.36, "text": " interesting apparently I still miss something under the dog on then the dog"}, {"start": 2187.36, "end": 2193.28, "text": " as well. Drew! No, I still missed something here."}, {"start": 2195.6800000000003, "end": 2199.2000000000003, "text": " You know what? We'll leave it. I see it."}, {"start": 2199.2000000000003, "end": 2204.7200000000003, "text": " I see it. We'll look later. Let's go search the village."}, {"start": 2207.6800000000003, "end": 2212.4, "text": " Yeah, visually this reminds me of a Koei Tecmo game."}, {"start": 2217.36, "end": 2227.36, "text": " We have here."}, {"start": 2227.36, "end": 2235.36, "text": " Amber is the currency of the new world."}, {"start": 2235.36, "end": 2242.36, "text": " Oh, oh shit, bro."}, {"start": 2242.36, "end": 2245.7000000000003, "text": " Hold, interact with Amber, but I'll also obtain Amber."}, {"start": 2245.7000000000003, "end": 2247.02, "text": " Hold, lift."}, {"start": 2247.02, "end": 2247.86, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 2256.1800000000003, "end": 2260.3, "text": " Just ask where he came from, and he, wait, what?"}, {"start": 2260.3, "end": 2261.42, "text": " He's just like, shut up."}, {"start": 2265.02, "end": 2267.2200000000003, "text": " Something's up there, it looks like maybe you can"}, {"start": 2267.2200000000003, "end": 2268.06, "text": " go up there."}, {"start": 2268.98, "end": 2270.6200000000003, "text": " I guess like a grapple point."}, {"start": 2272.36, "end": 2275.1, "text": " Yeah, that looks like a grapple point or something"}, {"start": 2332.36, "end": 2336.36, "text": " Damn!"}, {"start": 2336.36, "end": 2348.36, "text": " Got a little voice actor popped up right there."}, {"start": 2348.36, "end": 2357.36, "text": " Oh shit!"}, {"start": 2357.36, "end": 2363.28, "text": " Parrying is one of the M9 Koo's most important skills. Guard against an enemy attack at the right time with Q."}, {"start": 2366.32, "end": 2367.84, "text": " Can I do it?"}, {"start": 2367.84, "end": 2369.52, "text": " Can I do it?"}, {"start": 2369.52, "end": 2372.36, "text": " Parrying is where we restore FP which Koo uses for his skills."}, {"start": 2372.36, "end": 2375.86, "text": " If you find yourself in trouble, try parrying and achieving victory through Koo's skills."}, {"start": 2376.56, "end": 2378.56, "text": " Oh, I see him."}, {"start": 2380.8, "end": 2382.8, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 2387.36, "end": 2417.1600000000003, "text": " Alright, I have hit ship middle mouse like 10 times and nothing's happened."}, {"start": 2417.16, "end": 2431.96, "text": " read fuck the keyboard man come on bro this is funny in Portuguese"}, {"start": 2434.52, "end": 2442.04, "text": " a stimpack okay now I gotta remember how to play I gotta see how to play I"}, {"start": 2442.04, "end": 2446.7599999999998, "text": " I started as things just keep popping up on the ground to collect or some shit"}, {"start": 2446.7599999999998, "end": 2450.8, "text": " What was that? There's always like an e-prompt randomly and then I miss it"}, {"start": 2461.7599999999998, "end": 2465.96, "text": " Yeah, now it's an x-prompt what is that shit like a combo attack"}, {"start": 2465.96, "end": 2473.7200000000003, "text": " Oh, can you create areas to climb up?"}, {"start": 2473.7200000000003, "end": 2475.84, "text": " Oh, it's triangle."}, {"start": 2475.84, "end": 2486.96, "text": " Okay, wait, O2 attack, extra jump, dodge roll."}, {"start": 2486.96, "end": 2496.96, "text": " Oh, you paint by holding it?"}, {"start": 2496.96, "end": 2499.96, "text": " Emma can extend her hair at will."}, {"start": 2499.96, "end": 2501.96, "text": " She can also jump to wherever her hair reaches."}, {"start": 2501.96, "end": 2504.96, "text": " Oh, that's what that is."}, {"start": 2504.96, "end": 2510.96, "text": " Oh, I think you have to jump to do it as well."}, {"start": 2510.96, "end": 2512.96, "text": " What the hell, bro?"}, {"start": 2512.96, "end": 2515.96, "text": " That's kind of an interesting mechanic."}, {"start": 2515.96, "end": 2522.96, "text": " interesting mechanic. Oh, so is this is far...is there actually fall damage in this game? No"}, {"start": 2522.96, "end": 2544.96, "text": " fall damage? Huh. That's kind of an interesting mechanic. Oh, he looks like the gollum. Alright,"}, {"start": 2544.96, "end": 2547.6, "text": " some chemical, some ingredients."}, {"start": 2547.6, "end": 2549.56, "text": " Can I shoot my hair like over towards them?"}, {"start": 2549.56, "end": 2552.32, "text": " Use the shari out against goblins will break their shield."}, {"start": 2552.32, "end": 2554.2, "text": " Two-second air purr, particularly effective"}, {"start": 2554.2, "end": 2556.36, "text": " by taking advantage of this, learn various bullshit."}, {"start": 2556.36, "end": 2557.36, "text": " All right, gotcha."}, {"start": 2559.32, "end": 2560.7200000000003, "text": " Gotcha, okay."}, {"start": 2560.7200000000003, "end": 2562.32, "text": " Yeah, does this actually work?"}, {"start": 2570.88, "end": 2572.28, "text": " How much damage does this do?"}, {"start": 2572.28, "end": 2594.7000000000003, "text": " Oh, I think it is a combo, okay."}, {"start": 2594.7000000000003, "end": 2599.7000000000003, "text": " Alright, I think I did that correctly."}, {"start": 2599.7000000000003, "end": 2602.7000000000003, "text": " OH GOD!"}, {"start": 2602.7000000000003, "end": 2605.7000000000003, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 2605.7000000000003, "end": 2608.7000000000003, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 2608.7000000000003, "end": 2614.7000000000003, "text": " Why did you come down here, dude?"}, {"start": 2614.7000000000003, "end": 2622.7000000000003, "text": " I love you, man!"}, {"start": 2622.94, "end": 2625.2000000000003, "text": " You're joking hold on I can fix this"}, {"start": 2631.2200000000003, "end": 2633.2200000000003, "text": " Are you serious"}, {"start": 2650.42, "end": 2652.42, "text": " Brother what the fuck"}, {"start": 2652.7000000000003, "end": 2655.78, "text": " Hold on, let me see how this works. What if I do a small amount?"}, {"start": 2661.3, "end": 2668.78, "text": " Okay, here we go, here we go. Instead of making bridges, this is how we gotta do it."}, {"start": 2674.1200000000003, "end": 2676.1200000000003, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 2676.1200000000003, "end": 2678.1200000000003, "text": " No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 2679.78, "end": 2681.78, "text": " Okay, we're good, we're good."}, {"start": 2682.7000000000003, "end": 2690.26, "text": " I swear the camera is just like a little too close in this game it needs to be it's like too close"}, {"start": 2701.78, "end": 2708.6000000000004, "text": " All right now maybe I can actually access it who's that shit that the game really wants me to what's it tell me about"}, {"start": 2708.6, "end": 2715.6, "text": " about. All right. There you go. There you go. Thank you."}, {"start": 2738.6, "end": 2741.6, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 2742.6, "end": 2745.6, "text": " Oh, that's just killed everything."}, {"start": 2745.6, "end": 2748.6, "text": " So sunset is bad."}, {"start": 2768.6, "end": 2770.6, "text": " Yeah, I guess we HV back"}, {"start": 2779.72, "end": 2782.56, "text": " Yeah, the yellow bar is like a stun meter is all that is"}, {"start": 2783.8399999999997, "end": 2788.48, "text": " And Edwell unless boiled at over 70 degrees Celsius. Oh, we got a coke later"}, {"start": 2792.92, "end": 2794.92, "text": " I dropped something"}, {"start": 2794.92, "end": 2809.7000000000003, "text": " I'll be upgrading material."}, {"start": 2809.7000000000003, "end": 2819.2000000000003, "text": " Defeat the malifax."}, {"start": 2819.2000000000003, "end": 2827.2000000000003, "text": " I can reach. So you can actually do this very far up as a mid jump in the looks of it."}, {"start": 2835.2000000000003, "end": 2839.2000000000003, "text": " What the hell is that you do? Did I do this correctly?"}, {"start": 2839.2000000000003, "end": 2846.8, "text": " And one tap some"}, {"start": 2861.8, "end": 2863.8, "text": " Interesting how that gives your HP back"}, {"start": 2869.2000000000003, "end": 2874.2000000000003, "text": " That's kind of the main mechanic."}, {"start": 2874.2000000000003, "end": 2879.2000000000003, "text": " Alright, more herbs."}, {"start": 2884.2000000000003, "end": 2887.2000000000003, "text": " What the hell is that noise?"}, {"start": 2887.2000000000003, "end": 2890.2000000000003, "text": " Alright, let's go."}, {"start": 2890.2000000000003, "end": 2893.2000000000003, "text": " We need Sekiro after this?"}, {"start": 2893.2000000000003, "end": 2896.2000000000003, "text": " Bra."}, {"start": 2899.2000000000003, "end": 2902.6000000000004, "text": " I don't know, it's hard, a lot more difficult."}, {"start": 2902.6000000000004, "end": 2910.4, "text": " Like if I really wanted to, I could play on hard, okay?"}, {"start": 2910.4, "end": 2921.1600000000003, "text": " But I... this game hasn't passed that it isn't worth playing yet, Tess."}, {"start": 2921.1600000000003, "end": 2926.8, "text": " Attack 6, beginning of Battle Boost, bigger by 2."}, {"start": 2926.8, "end": 2927.8, "text": " Spirit Stones."}, {"start": 2927.8, "end": 2930.6000000000004, "text": " So this is how this game works."}, {"start": 2930.6000000000004, "end": 2936.7200000000003, "text": " Five slots, light gambeson, so you definitely"}, {"start": 2936.7200000000003, "end": 2938.1600000000003, "text": " get different armor."}, {"start": 2938.1600000000003, "end": 2943.32, "text": " So you put slots in here that help your stats,"}, {"start": 2943.32, "end": 2944.5600000000004, "text": " like little gems."}, {"start": 2952.76, "end": 2953.7200000000003, "text": " Let's go with those."}, {"start": 2957.8, "end": 2966.1200000000003, "text": " what are these? Hagon, Bona, Hagon, Bona, Bloom, Seed, Roots, Bloom, Roots, are these all the same?"}, {"start": 2966.1200000000003, "end": 2972.2000000000003, "text": " They're all the same? So you can have six things, skills and items, rank two, he gets upgrades to."}, {"start": 2973.7200000000003, "end": 2975.96, "text": " All right, what do we have here?"}, {"start": 2975.96, "end": 2991.12, "text": " There's a dog is so loyal, dude, he's so cool, he's cool."}, {"start": 2991.12, "end": 2995.64, "text": " He's interested in everything."}, {"start": 2995.64, "end": 3015.92, "text": " I kind of missed the plot in the beginning, how the beast of reincarnation, it said the"}, {"start": 3015.92, "end": 3021.68, "text": " civilization basically fell a thousand years ago, it's 4067."}, {"start": 3021.68, "end": 3023.6, "text": " Where did the beast come from?"}, {"start": 3023.6, "end": 3024.6, "text": " I missed that shit."}, {"start": 3024.6, "end": 3025.6, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 3025.6, "end": 3032.2799999999997, "text": " the fuck did it come from? It just like appeared. Projectile is tracking Pierce"}, {"start": 3032.2799999999997, "end": 3041.04, "text": " active it to hold. Let's go Strength Build. It just like showed up. I missed the"}, {"start": 3041.04, "end": 3046.2, "text": " beginning when she mentioned that. Oh you level both of them up. Here's Strength"}, {"start": 3046.2000000000003, "end": 3048.2000000000003, "text": " build"}, {"start": 3051.1600000000003, "end": 3058.0400000000004, "text": " acquire skills oh here we go hair skills entanglement overdrive oh that's what this does"}, {"start": 3064.28, "end": 3068.0400000000004, "text": " the hair build need sp10"}, {"start": 3071.5600000000004, "end": 3073.6400000000003, "text": " blade art shaku yaku"}, {"start": 3076.2000000000003, "end": 3081.6800000000003, "text": " Shaklyako!"}, {"start": 3081.6800000000003, "end": 3090.32, "text": " Guard, Pounce, Instant Death with Command, Run Ahead."}, {"start": 3090.32, "end": 3098.92, "text": " Yeah, let's go Pounce."}, {"start": 3098.92, "end": 3104.8, "text": " I can't get anything else."}, {"start": 3104.8, "end": 3106.8, "text": " Everything's very..."}, {"start": 3106.8, "end": 3109.8, "text": " Enhanced equipment, sword enhancements?"}, {"start": 3109.8, "end": 3112.8, "text": " Voting the shirts?"}, {"start": 3114.8, "end": 3119.8, "text": " Okay, so you use the amber to upgrade your shit there as well."}, {"start": 3119.8, "end": 3122.8, "text": " I see. Okay, sure man."}, {"start": 3125.8, "end": 3128.8, "text": " Sub City 01."}, {"start": 3134.8, "end": 3146.96, "text": " Oh, no more death from above."}, {"start": 3146.96, "end": 3148.96, "text": " One guy."}, {"start": 3148.96, "end": 3155.1600000000003, "text": " Wow, you can't break the crates."}, {"start": 3155.16, "end": 3157.16, "text": " It was bad"}, {"start": 3168.54, "end": 3175.8599999999997, "text": " What is guys got a bow just a basic bow and arrow and 4067"}, {"start": 3177.8799999999997, "end": 3179.8799999999997, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 3185.16, "end": 3198.64, "text": " That's crazy or 4026 Rose like fuck that."}, {"start": 3198.64, "end": 3203.56, "text": " And the wood shields I mean I guess."}, {"start": 3203.56, "end": 3210.56, "text": " Now it looks like you can find different things if you look around."}, {"start": 3210.56, "end": 3216.56, "text": " Okay, how did I do that?"}, {"start": 3216.56, "end": 3221.56, "text": " Alright, that kind of worked."}, {"start": 3221.56, "end": 3232.56, "text": " I don't think I have a healing pot, I think I only heal off of Ku's attacks."}, {"start": 3232.56, "end": 3236.56, "text": " Unless I do, cuz I switch in a video."}, {"start": 3236.56, "end": 3238.56, "text": " Actually, a Stimpak is actually..."}, {"start": 3238.56, "end": 3240.56, "text": " Yeah, I do have a Stimpak."}, {"start": 3240.56, "end": 3242.56, "text": " Never mind, never mind."}, {"start": 3242.56, "end": 3244.56, "text": " I have three Stimpaks on D-Pata."}, {"start": 3244.56, "end": 3246.56, "text": " True."}, {"start": 3252.56, "end": 3254.56, "text": " Motherfucker."}, {"start": 3254.56, "end": 3256.56, "text": " Oh, oh, oh!"}, {"start": 3256.56, "end": 3259.56, "text": " I thought I was gonna have to go find a note."}, {"start": 3259.56, "end": 3276.64, "text": " storage device used to increase something's knowledge what is this over"}, {"start": 3276.64, "end": 3280.8399999999997, "text": " over here."}, {"start": 3280.8399999999997, "end": 3283.4, "text": " Oh, loot."}, {"start": 3283.4, "end": 3285.4, "text": " Electronic brain."}, {"start": 3285.4, "end": 3288.4, "text": " Nerly."}, {"start": 3288.4, "end": 3293.3599999999997, "text": " Is there another golem somewhere around here?"}, {"start": 3293.3599999999997, "end": 3296.0, "text": " It's just five of six."}, {"start": 3296.0, "end": 3301.08, "text": " Maybe he's down over this way through the doors."}, {"start": 3301.08, "end": 3308.68, "text": " I just got an afk for like two minutes and like ten minutes"}, {"start": 3314.36, "end": 3316.36, "text": " Oh that was a fail"}, {"start": 3321.44, "end": 3325.4, "text": " Oh there it was six golems tied to the green door"}, {"start": 3325.4, "end": 3332.32, "text": " Get FOV mod is there actually an FOV mod"}, {"start": 3355.4, "end": 3362.44, "text": " Imagine if there is fall damage."}, {"start": 3362.44, "end": 3364.56, "text": " Good decision not to have any."}, {"start": 3364.56, "end": 3367.92, "text": " I'm looking for loot but I don't think there's any loot."}, {"start": 3367.92, "end": 3369.96, "text": " I'm just gonna follow this diamond."}, {"start": 3369.96, "end": 3374.96, "text": " I feed the door golem."}, {"start": 3374.96, "end": 3384.96, "text": " Oh my god, that lasted no time at all."}, {"start": 3384.96, "end": 3414.76, "text": " I died on normal all about what the hell is going on?"}, {"start": 3414.76, "end": 3418.76, "text": " What's going on here bro? Hold on, hold on!"}, {"start": 3422.76, "end": 3426.76, "text": " Hold the fuck on, shoot!"}, {"start": 3438.76, "end": 3440.76, "text": " Your grandma be the first try?"}, {"start": 3474.76, "end": 3487.36, "text": " Alright, sure not."}, {"start": 3487.36, "end": 3489.44, "text": " The left stick or right stick is okay."}, {"start": 3489.44, "end": 3491.44, "text": " Probably with upgrades it gets way better."}, {"start": 3491.44, "end": 3495.32, "text": " Did you like a little time to attack?"}, {"start": 3495.32, "end": 3501.1200000000003, "text": " Alright, what was this?"}, {"start": 3501.1200000000003, "end": 3503.1200000000003, "text": " Unknown book."}, {"start": 3503.12, "end": 3513.12, "text": " You got an unknown book and a shit ton of amber. Foreman."}, {"start": 3515.12, "end": 3521.12, "text": " That figure... is the Queen of the Queen."}, {"start": 3521.12, "end": 3523.12, "text": " Who?"}, {"start": 3523.12, "end": 3526.12, "text": " The King of the City."}, {"start": 3526.12, "end": 3527.12, "text": " There he is."}, {"start": 3527.12, "end": 3530.12, "text": " You want to shoot him?"}, {"start": 3530.12, "end": 3532.12, "text": " That's my duty."}, {"start": 3533.12, "end": 3542.7599999999998, "text": " There's no enemy out there."}, {"start": 3542.7599999999998, "end": 3551.48, "text": " I'm going to destroy you."}, {"start": 3551.48, "end": 3553.48, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3562.64, "end": 3566.56, "text": " Bam a robot VAs are crazy"}, {"start": 3569.96, "end": 3573.26, "text": " Violet who is this random ass girl?"}, {"start": 3581.48, "end": 3582.48, "text": " Hm?"}, {"start": 3582.82, "end": 3584.82, "text": " There's something in your hand."}, {"start": 3587.16, "end": 3589.16, "text": " Is this a bow?"}, {"start": 3591.68, "end": 3593.68, "text": " Just leave it and I'll take it."}, {"start": 3594.48, "end": 3595.48, "text": " Let's take it."}, {"start": 3605.76, "end": 3606.96, "text": " It's just right."}, {"start": 3606.96, "end": 3608.46, "text": " It looks like we can practice."}, {"start": 3611.48, "end": 3612.48, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 3626.48, "end": 3629.48, "text": " Your streamer, boys. Your streamer. Bonus points."}, {"start": 3641.48, "end": 3644.08, "text": " All right, let's move. Let's see what we have here."}, {"start": 3646.08, "end": 3648.08, "text": " I wonder if Nushi is like..."}, {"start": 3652.48, "end": 3654.48, "text": " Something very bad."}, {"start": 3656.88, "end": 3658.88, "text": " That forms."}, {"start": 3660.28, "end": 3662.88, "text": " Kind of like your typical anime plot, kind of."}, {"start": 3664.68, "end": 3668.58, "text": " Am I going the right way? Chase it to its lair. We're going back up."}, {"start": 3668.58, "end": 3675.58, "text": " Like this is like an elite abomination because of the blight."}, {"start": 3687.58, "end": 3693.58, "text": " Wait, so we went down to ask the foreman about shit and then he just brought us back up and now the new she's above us."}, {"start": 3698.58, "end": 3724.48, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 3724.48, "end": 3727.48, "text": " That seems like a good thing."}, {"start": 3727.48, "end": 3742.6, "text": " Oh, just made it out of the oxygen up here in this future nature wins and I guess robotics"}, {"start": 3742.6, "end": 3752.92, "text": " and AI lose."}, {"start": 3752.92, "end": 3758.16, "text": " Check cocaine someone injected the ground with cocaine"}, {"start": 3782.92, "end": 3812.88, "text": " I mean they don't like watching, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 3812.88, "end": 3819.88, "text": " You know the fireman man, you know the fireman!"}, {"start": 3829.88, "end": 3831.88, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 3831.88, "end": 3834.88, "text": " Chase the nushi to its lair."}, {"start": 3834.88, "end": 3842.62, "text": " You notice and got wicked mad and just left"}, {"start": 3845.56, "end": 3850.0, "text": " Are gonna fight this can I change the heart because I will fight this first boss on hard"}, {"start": 3854.08, "end": 3861.36, "text": " Strength build strength those you can change it anytime skill acquire"}, {"start": 3862.48, "end": 3864.48, "text": " Let's do more of these"}, {"start": 3864.88, "end": 3867.98, "text": " I'll make it so that art I'll make it so that's better"}, {"start": 3871.0, "end": 3873.1600000000003, "text": " What is this recovery effect boost"}, {"start": 3874.6, "end": 3877.44, "text": " That's that's good as well good. That's good defense"}, {"start": 3878.84, "end": 3880.84, "text": " More stimpac recovery"}, {"start": 3882.0, "end": 3888.1400000000003, "text": " Late landmine you just shits out landmines randomly the fuck he has explosive shit"}, {"start": 3888.14, "end": 3897.02, "text": " Why would I upgrade this if I'm not using it anymore?"}, {"start": 3897.02, "end": 3900.14, "text": " Arrows, Bull, Range Weapon?"}, {"start": 3900.14, "end": 3913.42, "text": " I'm gonna save my shit and not upgrade that."}, {"start": 3913.42, "end": 3920.02, "text": " new body armor, more defense, and flame resistance."}, {"start": 3920.02, "end": 3921.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3921.02, "end": 3932.56, "text": " Let me go into settings."}, {"start": 3932.56, "end": 3935.62, "text": " I want to start this boss, but I know I'm going to have to afk in like two minutes"}, {"start": 3935.62, "end": 3943.4, "text": " here for five minutes, so you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 3943.4, "end": 3948.4, "text": " I guess I could always pause it halfway in."}, {"start": 3948.4, "end": 3951.4, "text": " Alright, let's see."}, {"start": 3951.4, "end": 3954.4, "text": " I wonder if I can drop down and hit him."}, {"start": 3956.4, "end": 3957.4, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 3961.4, "end": 3963.4, "text": " That's messed up."}, {"start": 3973.4, "end": 3999.54, "text": " I actually bind the boss."}, {"start": 3999.54, "end": 4003.04, "text": " That actually hurt, that Slo-mo actually fucked me up more than actually out."}, {"start": 4029.54, "end": 4030.54, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4030.54, "end": 4044.32, "text": " I don't even know what killed me, the camera was like 2, I couldn't see my feet!"}, {"start": 4044.32, "end": 4046.32, "text": " I think I was aiming too high."}, {"start": 4046.32, "end": 4071.32, "text": " I'll get the initial hit, but all good."}, {"start": 4071.32, "end": 4100.32, "text": " I don't know if he has weak points, other than his head, but I think he has a weak point."}, {"start": 4100.32, "end": 4109.759999999999, "text": " head. So it's a left stick, right stick is bugged and I can't tell if you're right"}, {"start": 4109.759999999999, "end": 4128.799999999999, "text": " because every time I do it, it doesn't go off all the time. It's kinda odd."}, {"start": 4128.8, "end": 4131.8, "text": " Oh, you can't do it in mid-animation, you're right."}, {"start": 4143.3, "end": 4144.8, "text": " Wait, that eats your time?"}, {"start": 4145.8, "end": 4147.3, "text": " That's so weird, you can't do that."}, {"start": 4158.8, "end": 4160.8, "text": " I can't do it."}, {"start": 4160.8, "end": 4163.8, "text": " I feel sorry for his lack of skills."}, {"start": 4163.8, "end": 4165.8, "text": " I'm sorry for the lack of skills."}, {"start": 4165.8, "end": 4167.8, "text": " I'm sorry for the lack of skills."}, {"start": 4171.8, "end": 4173.8, "text": " Now you killed the boss."}, {"start": 4173.8, "end": 4175.8, "text": " What the hell man?"}, {"start": 4176.8, "end": 4178.8, "text": " Can I resume?"}, {"start": 4182.8, "end": 4184.8, "text": " I think he has one attack."}, {"start": 4184.8, "end": 4186.8, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 4188.8, "end": 4190.8, "text": " He's gone."}, {"start": 4190.8, "end": 4192.8, "text": " He's gone."}, {"start": 4192.8, "end": 4194.8, "text": " No, dog!"}, {"start": 4194.8, "end": 4206.8, "text": " I'm gonna fuck you up with my dinghongs."}, {"start": 4206.8, "end": 4208.8, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 4208.8, "end": 4210.8, "text": " He heard me."}, {"start": 4210.8, "end": 4212.8, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 4212.8, "end": 4214.8, "text": " Delay ding."}, {"start": 4218.8, "end": 4225.8, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 4225.8, "end": 4230.56, "text": " Dude, you cannot jump in Perry."}, {"start": 4230.56, "end": 4232.12, "text": " That was so bad."}, {"start": 4232.12, "end": 4238.66, "text": " A large piece of amber imbued with memories with those range of fire's abilities onto"}, {"start": 4238.66, "end": 4241.16, "text": " you."}, {"start": 4241.16, "end": 4247.76, "text": " Oh, so you get their abilities?"}, {"start": 4247.76, "end": 4249.76, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 4260.400000000001, "end": 4262.400000000001, "text": " Literally left"}, {"start": 4277.76, "end": 4281.76, "text": " It's fine. There's a strange sign in the inside of the warrior's body."}, {"start": 4281.76, "end": 4284.76, "text": " And you're also in the way, right?"}, {"start": 4284.76, "end": 4286.76, "text": " It's good to have a good night's rest."}, {"start": 4286.76, "end": 4288.76, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 4293.76, "end": 4295.76, "text": " I want you to go back home."}, {"start": 4296.76, "end": 4297.76, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 4298.76, "end": 4300.76, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 4301.76, "end": 4303.76, "text": " You're back."}, {"start": 4307.76, "end": 4309.76, "text": " brad"}, {"start": 4337.76, "end": 4359.34, "text": " Okay, okay, so anyway, if I spawn this, you're gonna check in your battle pack."}, {"start": 4359.34, "end": 4363.0, "text": " Among your spoilers, you can either, I can only improve the cleanse walker's attributes"}, {"start": 4363.0, "end": 4365.4, "text": " as long as you bring a certain number of them back with you."}, {"start": 4367.8, "end": 4369.4, "text": " Okay, so..."}, {"start": 4371.4, "end": 4373.6, "text": " Aquaridot has been sent to your inventory."}, {"start": 4377.3, "end": 4378.8, "text": " Water, Sunday..."}, {"start": 4379.3, "end": 4380.5, "text": " Make preparations."}, {"start": 4380.8, "end": 4382.8, "text": " God damn, yo, he needs a bath."}, {"start": 4382.8, "end": 4383.9, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 4384.7, "end": 4385.2, "text": " Dude!"}, {"start": 4386.9, "end": 4388.5, "text": " Is no one taking care of this dog?"}, {"start": 4390.6, "end": 4391.6, "text": " Chat, one sec."}, {"start": 4391.6, "end": 4392.7, "text": " Give me two minutes."}, {"start": 4603.0, "end": 4629.74, "text": " Uh, uh, uh, uh, shh, shh, shh."}, {"start": 4629.74, "end": 4636.74, "text": " Ah, so we have here."}, {"start": 4636.74, "end": 4640.74, "text": " Oh, wait, you fish."}, {"start": 4640.74, "end": 4645.82, "text": " Okay, we can actually shower the doggie."}, {"start": 4645.82, "end": 4651.62, "text": " Actually a thing in this game."}, {"start": 4651.62, "end": 4654.62, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 4654.62, "end": 4658.7, "text": " Okay, work bench."}, {"start": 4658.7, "end": 4660.94, "text": " Let's read to the sword enhancements and shit."}, {"start": 4663.44, "end": 4665.04, "text": " Alright, attributes."}, {"start": 4666.2, "end": 4667.4, "text": " This fucking guy."}, {"start": 4668.5599999999995, "end": 4671.42, "text": " Trade asshole! What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 4671.42, "end": 4673.82, "text": " Trade, brother world screwed!"}, {"start": 4674.38, "end": 4675.9, "text": " Fuck you, man!"}, {"start": 4681.92, "end": 4683.28, "text": " I don't know what's trash."}, {"start": 4685.62, "end": 4687.3, "text": " I don't know what trash is."}, {"start": 4687.3, "end": 4689.3, "text": " I don't I don't know"}, {"start": 4690.42, "end": 4692.9800000000005, "text": " I'm not gonna sell them anything yet. I don't I don't know"}, {"start": 4695.54, "end": 4703.4400000000005, "text": " Look at mirror. Wow, don't you probably think you're so fucking you probably laughing right now in your room after typing that"}, {"start": 4704.820000000001, "end": 4706.820000000001, "text": " All right, I'm gonna bed where's my bed"}, {"start": 4717.3, "end": 4721.3, "text": " Hey, he's already a part of the mission."}, {"start": 4721.3, "end": 4723.3, "text": " Let's make him a good friend."}, {"start": 4726.3, "end": 4727.3, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 4738.3, "end": 4742.3, "text": " This game just like throws you into this shit. I like the dog that's just random."}, {"start": 4742.3, "end": 4772.22, "text": " Okay, so now we're in a flashback and now even"}, {"start": 4772.22, "end": 4781.3, "text": " further flashback. I'm not gonna lie, when they spawn you mid story and then"}, {"start": 4781.3, "end": 4789.06, "text": " flashback it's one of my least favorite storytelling styles."}, {"start": 4832.22, "end": 4850.400000000001, "text": " If it has a soul, it will do."}, {"start": 4850.400000000001, "end": 4855.320000000001, "text": " Emma, are you awake?"}, {"start": 4855.32, "end": 4879.16, "text": " She does, she has Scarlet Rot."}, {"start": 4879.16, "end": 4880.16, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4880.16, "end": 4883.16, "text": " It's the first time, Emma."}, {"start": 4889.16, "end": 4891.16, "text": " What are you doing today?"}, {"start": 4891.16, "end": 4893.16, "text": " I'm going to be a nurse."}, {"start": 4893.16, "end": 4896.16, "text": " I'm going to be a white nurse."}, {"start": 4896.16, "end": 4900.16, "text": " I'm going to be a nurse so that I can get rid of all the dirt."}, {"start": 4902.16, "end": 4903.16, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 4903.16, "end": 4905.16, "text": " They're in the forest."}, {"start": 4905.16, "end": 4907.16, "text": " They can't get into us."}, {"start": 4907.16, "end": 4936.16, "text": " Yo, what the hell?"}, {"start": 4936.16, "end": 4938.16, "text": " Oh shit. Okay."}, {"start": 4944.16, "end": 4946.16, "text": " Oh shit. Okay."}, {"start": 4946.16, "end": 4947.16, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 4947.16, "end": 4972.16, "text": " She's part malifax."}, {"start": 4972.16, "end": 4974.16, "text": " That's that."}, {"start": 4990.72, "end": 4993.72, "text": " Bro, send the hologram. What the hell? Who are you?"}, {"start": 5002.16, "end": 5004.16, "text": " I've never met you before."}, {"start": 5004.16, "end": 5007.16, "text": " I don't even remember you."}, {"start": 5009.16, "end": 5016.16, "text": " Emma, I'm sure you know how people feel about you."}, {"start": 5016.16, "end": 5022.16, "text": " Besides, it's the same for me who doesn't remember you."}, {"start": 5022.16, "end": 5026.16, "text": " Well, what's today's dinner?"}, {"start": 5026.16, "end": 5028.16, "text": " A stew?"}, {"start": 5028.16, "end": 5031.76, "text": " It's the same as the three days ago, the fish that I ate with my mom."}, {"start": 5033.16, "end": 5037.16, "text": " Hmph, it's the same as before. It's not good."}, {"start": 5037.96, "end": 5039.76, "text": " It has nothing to do with the battle."}, {"start": 5040.5599999999995, "end": 5042.16, "text": " I'll leave when I eat it."}, {"start": 5058.16, "end": 5075.48, "text": " smell. Oh you know what's weird about this game? This game suffers from the looks good,"}, {"start": 5075.48, "end": 5085.5199999999995, "text": " but then the environments just... there's something up. We've seen such detailed vegetations"}, {"start": 5085.52, "end": 5091.240000000001, "text": " and games like fucking insane. Okay you know what this reminds you of? This looks like a"}, {"start": 5091.240000000001, "end": 5099.280000000001, "text": " shot you would find in Black Flag. Black Flag did this type of scenery so fucking good"}, {"start": 5099.280000000001, "end": 5106.0, "text": " on the island. There was so much vegetation, eye candy, it was fucking crazy. Black Flag"}, {"start": 5106.0, "end": 5112.160000000001, "text": " was so good. This looks like they tried but then like it's not HD for some reason."}, {"start": 5112.16, "end": 5113.16, "text": " Something's up."}, {"start": 5134.16, "end": 5135.16, "text": " A colony down there?"}, {"start": 5142.16, "end": 5146.66, "text": " Okay, you guys know play video games. I don't expect you to understand what I'm talking about."}, {"start": 5146.66, "end": 5152.16, "text": " Okay, I get it. You guys just comment about dumb shit. Okay, you don't understand what I'm saying."}, {"start": 5152.16, "end": 5177.0, "text": " even the golems are the golems are evil"}, {"start": 5177.0, "end": 5183.56, "text": " One mass produced the maybe they're supposed to be like workers or something I"}, {"start": 5185.76, "end": 5188.04, "text": " Don't think it's the anti-aliasing it"}, {"start": 5191.92, "end": 5195.04, "text": " All right, like I said, bro, it looks like a coey Tecmo game"}, {"start": 5197.76, "end": 5199.76, "text": " It has that look of like"}, {"start": 5199.76, "end": 5207.76, "text": " What was that one game, the wild hunt game or whatever that came out?"}, {"start": 5207.76, "end": 5211.76, "text": " Are you going to assassinate?"}, {"start": 5211.76, "end": 5218.52, "text": " I don't think it's the depth of field."}, {"start": 5218.52, "end": 5225.76, "text": " I don't have it on performance, it's the cutscenes on performance."}, {"start": 5255.76, "end": 5261.52, "text": " It made it better, but it still just naturally just has that look to it"}, {"start": 5262.72, "end": 5264.72, "text": " It didn't prove it"}, {"start": 5270.96, "end": 5272.96, "text": " Whatever it doesn't matter"}, {"start": 5285.76, "end": 5296.92, "text": " Okay, okay, so this is pre-dose"}, {"start": 5306.400000000001, "end": 5308.400000000001, "text": " Menis no qualities are down"}, {"start": 5315.76, "end": 5317.76, "text": " I don't know what to do with it."}, {"start": 5317.76, "end": 5321.76, "text": " And now, I'm following the white tribe."}, {"start": 5321.76, "end": 5323.76, "text": " Well, that's not good."}, {"start": 5323.76, "end": 5327.76, "text": " If you have the tribe's body, you'll notice it, right?"}, {"start": 5329.76, "end": 5331.76, "text": " Sure, Sam."}, {"start": 5331.76, "end": 5333.76, "text": " It's not taking much time."}, {"start": 5345.76, "end": 5352.76, "text": " Oh my god, that's only found in..."}, {"start": 5352.76, "end": 5359.76, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 5359.76, "end": 5364.76, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5364.76, "end": 5366.76, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5382.64, "end": 5384.64, "text": " Heck"}, {"start": 5394.76, "end": 5421.16, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 5421.16, "end": 5426.16, "text": " I know every time the hologram appears it has like that blue hue that looks like a Star Wars hologram."}, {"start": 5430.16, "end": 5432.16, "text": " I'm a teen!"}, {"start": 5439.66, "end": 5442.16, "text": " If you look up in the sky you die."}, {"start": 5444.16, "end": 5445.16, "text": " Lies."}, {"start": 5448.16, "end": 5449.16, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 5451.16, "end": 5462.16, "text": " It's weird how we just... we basically beat a boss and now we're going back into tutorial."}, {"start": 5481.16, "end": 5509.18, "text": " So weird how you have to stop your attack to hit the LSRS and makes it clunky."}, {"start": 5509.18, "end": 5514.18, "text": " You should just be able to flow into it."}, {"start": 5518.18, "end": 5519.18, "text": " Alright, let's move."}, {"start": 5523.18, "end": 5534.18, "text": " So they call me a purifier, and the Maleficents are like the infected animals, and they spread the blight."}, {"start": 5534.18, "end": 5540.18, "text": " And a super infected is called that shit that starts with an N."}, {"start": 5540.18, "end": 5543.18, "text": " I already forgot what it was called."}, {"start": 5543.18, "end": 5544.18, "text": " Holt the Crouch?"}, {"start": 5544.18, "end": 5546.18, "text": " A Nuri or whatever?"}, {"start": 5553.18, "end": 5554.18, "text": " Nishu?"}, {"start": 5564.18, "end": 5576.900000000001, "text": " oh shit wait is that the dog's mom"}, {"start": 5580.66, "end": 5582.900000000001, "text": " or some shit"}, {"start": 5594.18, "end": 5596.18, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5624.18, "end": 5627.18, "text": " ."}, {"start": 5627.18, "end": 5630.18, "text": " ."}, {"start": 5630.18, "end": 5633.18, "text": " ."}, {"start": 5633.18, "end": 5636.18, "text": " ."}, {"start": 5636.18, "end": 5639.18, "text": " ."}, {"start": 5639.18, "end": 5643.18, "text": " ."}, {"start": 5643.18, "end": 5646.18, "text": " ."}, {"start": 5646.18, "end": 5650.18, "text": " ."}, {"start": 5650.18, "end": 5653.18, "text": " ."}, {"start": 5653.18, "end": 5660.18, "text": " He's different, he's fluffy."}, {"start": 5660.18, "end": 5671.18, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 5671.18, "end": 5678.18, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 5678.18, "end": 5691.740000000001, "text": " Oh, he's good now."}, {"start": 5691.74, "end": 5701.74, "text": " Oh, he's good now, took the arrow or the branch."}, {"start": 5701.74, "end": 5708.98, "text": " Bro, I'm stalling on the dog, man."}, {"start": 5708.98, "end": 5710.82, "text": " I will eventually get a dog, bro."}, {"start": 5710.82, "end": 5713.66, "text": " I'm just stalling it."}, {"start": 5713.66, "end": 5718.58, "text": " It's a lifestyle change."}, {"start": 5718.58, "end": 5720.58, "text": " It's not over yet."}, {"start": 5722.58, "end": 5724.58, "text": " I have no choice but to take a break."}, {"start": 5748.58, "end": 5755.92, "text": " How long is this game by the way? It seems like it's linear. Like this seems like a super linear game"}, {"start": 5778.58, "end": 5787.3, "text": " You won't beat it relax. I'm trying to get the juice, bro. Okay. I'm trying to understand"}, {"start": 5792.42, "end": 5799.54, "text": " Okay, so we don't fully know his story, but we helped him recover his name is coup and well now we're chilling we're friends"}, {"start": 5803.0599999999995, "end": 5805.3, "text": " Basically and we found him next to a"}, {"start": 5805.3, "end": 5814.1, "text": " You look like his parent."}, {"start": 5814.1, "end": 5821.78, "text": " You have to pet him and feed him and it gives him more skills."}, {"start": 5821.78, "end": 5847.179999999999, "text": " Okay brah come on man come on my brother"}, {"start": 5847.18, "end": 5863.780000000001, "text": " I don't like animal companion games, but not when it's super..."}, {"start": 5863.780000000001, "end": 5870.06, "text": " The thing about animal companion games is they will always tend to something's gonna happen"}, {"start": 5870.06, "end": 5877.780000000001, "text": " to the companion because it has to for the plot."}, {"start": 5877.780000000001, "end": 5880.06, "text": " Like it's a story."}, {"start": 5880.06, "end": 5885.26, "text": " And this game has massive emphasis clearly on the fucking dog."}, {"start": 5885.26, "end": 5886.26, "text": " You know?"}, {"start": 5886.26, "end": 5891.22, "text": " But you go in knowing what to expect."}, {"start": 5891.22, "end": 5897.580000000001, "text": " It's like going into fucking Homeward Bound or whatever the fuck the dog movie is."}, {"start": 5897.58, "end": 5900.5, "text": " Like expecting not some like sad shit to happen to the dog"}, {"start": 5905.74, "end": 5907.82, "text": " Or like airbud or some shit"}, {"start": 5914.18, "end": 5918.0599999999995, "text": " On the upgrade that's the only thing"}, {"start": 5918.06, "end": 5920.06, "text": " Dang yeah."}, {"start": 5926.06, "end": 5930.06, "text": " Uh, wait, whoa, what did I need to enhance this? Was a..."}, {"start": 5931.06, "end": 5934.06, "text": " Oh, I don't have the capacity to do so."}, {"start": 5936.06, "end": 5939.06, "text": " Shield rations? Oh, nice."}, {"start": 5939.06, "end": 5946.06, "text": " Oh, yeah, we're back here."}, {"start": 5969.06, "end": 5973.06, "text": " I'm sure they're still connected to the Mushi's house."}, {"start": 5973.06, "end": 5979.06, "text": " We'll go to the 3rd floor, and find a way to enter the Mushi's house."}, {"start": 5979.06, "end": 5981.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5982.06, "end": 5986.06, "text": " Is there a way in here? It says there's a chest on top."}, {"start": 5988.06, "end": 5989.06, "text": " Emma."}, {"start": 5991.06, "end": 5994.06, "text": " Yeah, use your futuristic katana."}, {"start": 5994.06, "end": 6001.580000000001, "text": " A red key? How about a fucking Samurai sword slash to the face?"}, {"start": 6001.580000000001, "end": 6007.14, "text": " Can you tell me that padlock is stronger than the golem metal they used to make to the golems?"}, {"start": 6007.14, "end": 6012.660000000001, "text": " She slashes through their armor so easy."}, {"start": 6012.66, "end": 6014.66, "text": " It's a game, boys. It's a game."}, {"start": 6042.66, "end": 6044.66, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 6044.66, "end": 6046.66, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6046.66, "end": 6048.66, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6052.66, "end": 6054.66, "text": " Can you do this? Can you go all the way here?"}, {"start": 6054.66, "end": 6056.66, "text": " R2."}, {"start": 6056.66, "end": 6058.66, "text": " R2. Oh yeah, you can actually."}, {"start": 6058.66, "end": 6060.66, "text": " Yeah, you can do that."}, {"start": 6060.66, "end": 6064.66, "text": " Oh, this range is actually very, very big."}, {"start": 6066.66, "end": 6068.66, "text": " Long range."}, {"start": 6072.66, "end": 6081.34, "text": " Let me just see how it sounds in English because I can't fucking read while everything's going on, okay?"}, {"start": 6083.34, "end": 6089.74, "text": " Okay, when I watch an anime in Japanese brother, I'm literally sitting there and I'm looking at the subtitles"}, {"start": 6089.74, "end": 6094.78, "text": " But I'm moving around looking at the world and this guy's literally talking in a different language"}, {"start": 6095.54, "end": 6097.54, "text": " It's hard to multitask"}, {"start": 6097.54, "end": 6109.0199999999995, "text": " Text language sound. Do I have to restart? I probably have to restart, right? I probably"}, {"start": 6109.0199999999995, "end": 6112.34, "text": " have to restart. Yeah."}, {"start": 6142.34, "end": 6145.860000000001, "text": " You can't say can you just save wherever I"}, {"start": 6149.02, "end": 6153.18, "text": " Wonder if I leave it will spot me right back here"}, {"start": 6156.26, "end": 6158.26, "text": " Not be open from this side"}, {"start": 6158.26, "end": 6182.18, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 6182.18, "end": 6185.1, "text": " I think it looks like you can open it, but no."}, {"start": 6185.1, "end": 6187.1, "text": " All right, let's see"}, {"start": 6197.34, "end": 6199.34, "text": " God there is so much damage"}, {"start": 6206.9400000000005, "end": 6208.9400000000005, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 6215.1, "end": 6217.58, "text": " You're having a bad day"}, {"start": 6238.42, "end": 6241.18, "text": " Yeah, it spawns you all the way back here. Oh, no"}, {"start": 6245.1, "end": 6249.34, "text": " Is this the fill-in until Phantom Blade comes out?"}, {"start": 6249.34, "end": 6250.660000000001, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 6250.660000000001, "end": 6254.860000000001, "text": " Phantom Blade is gonna be on a whole other level."}, {"start": 6254.860000000001, "end": 6257.860000000001, "text": " Buddy."}, {"start": 6257.860000000001, "end": 6263.9400000000005, "text": " I think this game is..."}, {"start": 6263.9400000000005, "end": 6266.02, "text": " I think it's like..."}, {"start": 6266.02, "end": 6271.5, "text": " I think the most intriguing part is I do like how the main character seems..."}, {"start": 6271.5, "end": 6274.5, "text": " She seems like a good main character."}, {"start": 6279.5, "end": 6281.5, "text": " The mobs are kinda whatever."}, {"start": 6286.5, "end": 6289.5, "text": " Oh my god, that's a strong shield."}, {"start": 6289.5, "end": 6306.38, "text": " if I were to I would say a good compare in a weird comparison no I'm not"}, {"start": 6306.38, "end": 6313.38, "text": " actually gonna compare if I have to choose between this game and stellar"}, {"start": 6313.38, "end": 6322.5, "text": " blade I'd play stellar blade. The stellar blade had like a like peak HD quality with better combat"}, {"start": 6322.5, "end": 6331.78, "text": " with carries and dodge rolls. This game has it but it's not like that crazy. Did I miss the"}, {"start": 6331.78, "end": 6336.58, "text": " fireplace back there? Did I not unlock that fireplace?"}, {"start": 6343.38, "end": 6348.38, "text": " Why did I never do it?"}, {"start": 6348.38, "end": 6353.38, "text": " Wait, yes I did."}, {"start": 6353.38, "end": 6358.38, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 6358.38, "end": 6363.38, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 6363.38, "end": 6368.38, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 6368.38, "end": 6375.38, "text": " I'm not sure about that."}, {"start": 6375.38, "end": 6380.38, "text": " I'm not sure about that."}, {"start": 6380.38, "end": 6385.38, "text": " I'm not sure about that."}, {"start": 6385.38, "end": 6388.38, "text": " Oh, god damn, alright, we gotta go all the way over there."}, {"start": 6388.38, "end": 6397.38, "text": " I wonder if I could have ported to the fireplaces or the camps."}, {"start": 6397.38, "end": 6418.42, "text": " of no the dog is not a mount you can fast travel directly on the map it just spawned"}, {"start": 6418.42, "end": 6426.82, "text": " me there I didn't think you could let me see where's the map where am I going over here"}, {"start": 6426.82, "end": 6436.82, "text": " Here would have been way easier, but I'm gonna try this route instead."}, {"start": 6436.82, "end": 6438.82, "text": " What's going on here?"}, {"start": 6441.0199999999995, "end": 6446.219999999999, "text": " If you go to the bottom of the cliff, I'll go first."}, {"start": 6456.62, "end": 6457.62, "text": " Me?"}, {"start": 6458.0199999999995, "end": 6463.42, "text": " Oh, that outfit. You're the only one in the cliff, right?"}, {"start": 6463.42, "end": 6469.42, "text": " Hmm, I haven't seen a spider in a while."}, {"start": 6469.42, "end": 6471.42, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 6471.42, "end": 6475.42, "text": " No, it's a monster."}, {"start": 6475.42, "end": 6477.42, "text": " I miss it."}, {"start": 6477.42, "end": 6480.42, "text": " I talked to it."}, {"start": 6480.42, "end": 6483.42, "text": " I've stopped it."}, {"start": 6483.42, "end": 6485.42, "text": " Take this."}, {"start": 6487.42, "end": 6489.42, "text": " Don't give me a bunch of books. Water?"}, {"start": 6489.42, "end": 6511.06, "text": " Who's items oh that's what that shit is at the bottom oh"}, {"start": 6511.06, "end": 6513.06, "text": " Oh..."}, {"start": 6515.5, "end": 6521.34, "text": " Uh, Feralty Fang and Recovery Tonic Researching Zero of Two."}, {"start": 6522.700000000001, "end": 6524.06, "text": " Oh, you gotta research that."}, {"start": 6525.18, "end": 6528.06, "text": " Alright, we're going underground to Sub City 03."}, {"start": 6536.860000000001, "end": 6538.700000000001, "text": " Alright, so they call me a purifier,"}, {"start": 6538.7, "end": 6553.2, "text": " Because I'm the one that apparently goes in and can have enough power to kill the things causing the blight, but she is infected with it too."}, {"start": 6568.7, "end": 6574.38, "text": " All right, the narrator sounds like that captain from Bleach."}, {"start": 6574.38, "end": 6580.139999999999, "text": " A lot of the Japanese VA are always usually the same people."}, {"start": 6580.139999999999, "end": 6589.86, "text": " I have 12 points now."}, {"start": 6589.86, "end": 6590.86, "text": " Entanglement gauge."}, {"start": 6590.86, "end": 6593.0599999999995, "text": " Oh, you can make it bigger."}, {"start": 6593.0599999999995, "end": 6595.54, "text": " Still no enhancements."}, {"start": 6595.54, "end": 6597.54, "text": " Yeah, I still can't do that"}, {"start": 6599.0199999999995, "end": 6601.0199999999995, "text": " Alright, let's see"}, {"start": 6617.06, "end": 6619.06, "text": " Retired gatekeeper"}, {"start": 6625.54, "end": 6627.54, "text": " Oh, he's..."}, {"start": 6635.54, "end": 6637.54, "text": " Oh, he's..."}, {"start": 6647.54, "end": 6649.54, "text": " Of course."}, {"start": 6655.54, "end": 6661.54, "text": " Was it the thing I'm hunting that big-ass fucking goat? I don't think go get through that door."}, {"start": 6674.54, "end": 6676.54, "text": " Look how shaggy."}, {"start": 6682.54, "end": 6684.54, "text": " Got it. Okay."}, {"start": 6684.54, "end": 6687.54, "text": " You gotta go get two keys to open this."}, {"start": 6695.54, "end": 6696.54, "text": " No problem."}, {"start": 6698.54, "end": 6700.54, "text": " No, wait."}, {"start": 6700.54, "end": 6703.54, "text": " I'm looking for the other one."}, {"start": 6707.54, "end": 6709.54, "text": " Okay. Oh, shit."}, {"start": 6709.54, "end": 6714.54, "text": " Upgrade?"}, {"start": 6729.54, "end": 6730.54, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6731.54, "end": 6733.54, "text": " Thank you, man."}, {"start": 6733.54, "end": 6735.54, "text": " Clear skies."}, {"start": 6735.54, "end": 6738.54, "text": " Bro, it's like not as good as what I have."}, {"start": 6739.54, "end": 6755.06, "text": " Wait, is this, this is actually, I mean it sounds like this is a good blade for parries."}, {"start": 6755.06, "end": 6760.38, "text": " Let me try it out."}, {"start": 6760.38, "end": 6765.9, "text": " Does this actually tell you where the keys are?"}, {"start": 6765.9, "end": 6766.9, "text": " Oh, it does."}, {"start": 6766.900000000001, "end": 6771.1, "text": " Oh, these are a bit far away."}, {"start": 6771.1, "end": 6774.780000000001, "text": " Okay, let's go."}, {"start": 6774.780000000001, "end": 6776.700000000001, "text": " Let's do this."}, {"start": 6776.700000000001, "end": 6785.1, "text": " Let's do this."}, {"start": 6785.1, "end": 6799.34, "text": " You can fast travel to any camp, yeah, but there's no camp close to where I'm trying"}, {"start": 6799.34, "end": 6804.5, "text": " to go to at the moment."}, {"start": 6804.5, "end": 6806.58, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 6806.58, "end": 6808.58, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 6808.58, "end": 6811.58, "text": " Holy shit!"}, {"start": 6811.58, "end": 6819.98, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 6819.98, "end": 6824.58, "text": " I think you literally have to freeze in order to heal if you're left to..."}, {"start": 6824.58, "end": 6825.58, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 6825.58, "end": 6827.58, "text": " Never fucking mind."}, {"start": 6827.58, "end": 6833.58, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 6833.58, "end": 6840.58, "text": " Oh shit, any water kills you."}, {"start": 6840.58, "end": 6867.38, "text": " Okay, I think I'm doing that wrong."}, {"start": 6867.38, "end": 6872.7, "text": " right literally shows a grapple point over there"}, {"start": 6881.38, "end": 6884.38, "text": " oh it's this way"}, {"start": 6884.38, "end": 6893.38, "text": " Goddamn aimbot!"}, {"start": 6893.38, "end": 6901.38, "text": " Oh, it tells you?"}, {"start": 6901.38, "end": 6910.38, "text": " Strong-ass bow!"}, {"start": 6910.38, "end": 6932.42, "text": " The bow and arrow in this game, there's so much damage."}, {"start": 6932.42, "end": 6935.86, "text": " What are they shooting the strongest piece of wood?"}, {"start": 6935.86, "end": 6936.86, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 6936.860000000001, "end": 6937.860000000001, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 6937.860000000001, "end": 6943.860000000001, "text": " Yeah, you probably can block the arrows."}, {"start": 6966.860000000001, "end": 6982.620000000001, "text": " All right, there it is, I absorb all the blight."}, {"start": 6982.62, "end": 6992.62, "text": " Okay, let's go."}, {"start": 6992.62, "end": 7002.62, "text": " It's pretty straightforward."}, {"start": 7002.62, "end": 7022.5599999999995, "text": " I use this no chat one side"}, {"start": 7062.62, "end": 7064.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7087.34, "end": 7089.34, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 7092.62, "end": 7096.7, "text": " Yeah, excuse me"}, {"start": 7104.98, "end": 7106.98, "text": " Something's rare"}, {"start": 7110.38, "end": 7116.26, "text": " I feel like this game is okay that I should just play near that I never played"}, {"start": 7117.94, "end": 7119.94, "text": " or"}, {"start": 7120.18, "end": 7122.18, "text": " Stellar blade"}, {"start": 7122.62, "end": 7134.46, "text": " It's kinda like a fusion of both in a weird way, but both of the games I mentioned do"}, {"start": 7134.46, "end": 7135.46, "text": " it better."}, {"start": 7135.46, "end": 7142.54, "text": " I bet you're better off just playing those two games instead of this like okay fusion"}, {"start": 7142.54, "end": 7149.38, "text": " of the two with like a weird- Maybe the story gets better and shit, I mean it's"}, {"start": 7149.38, "end": 7163.9400000000005, "text": " still early but near is better than seller if you were to pick one I mean I"}, {"start": 7163.9400000000005, "end": 7167.46, "text": " this feels like kind of like it has a little elements of both games but put"}, {"start": 7167.46, "end": 7172.42, "text": " those games excel in different ways this one seems like a fusion of it"}, {"start": 7172.42, "end": 7178.34, "text": " doesn't but isn't better than nearing isn't better than seller blade and the"}, {"start": 7178.34, "end": 7180.34, "text": " The map is alright!"}, {"start": 7182.34, "end": 7187.34, "text": " This isn't the type of game where the map is like, oh fuck."}, {"start": 7189.34, "end": 7190.34, "text": " This game's..."}, {"start": 7196.34, "end": 7197.34, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 7200.34, "end": 7205.34, "text": " This game's map is its best attribute."}, {"start": 7208.34, "end": 7219.18, "text": " Can I run through here?"}, {"start": 7219.18, "end": 7225.78, "text": " Oh yeah, you can just skip the mods."}, {"start": 7255.78, "end": 7277.78, "text": " I don't think so. I think, you know what, yes, Stellar Blade has a very provocative looking main character, but if you had this as the main character in Stellar Blade, I think it would still be praised because the game visually and actual combat system is really good."}, {"start": 7277.78, "end": 7282.0599999999995, "text": " You just gotta mainly notice Eve because she, well..."}, {"start": 7283.8, "end": 7284.8, "text": " You know."}, {"start": 7286.0, "end": 7287.679999999999, "text": " I don't think that's it."}, {"start": 7296.3, "end": 7301.78, "text": " Why it does truly- Okay, this game has your typical parry system with blocks."}, {"start": 7302.38, "end": 7307.42, "text": " But it's not like some revolutionary shit and you have a fucking dog that does abilities."}, {"start": 7307.78, "end": 7311.98, "text": " You know?"}, {"start": 7311.98, "end": 7319.0599999999995, "text": " If we're talking about like Chunky Perry with combat flow, like Seller Blade's combat is"}, {"start": 7319.0599999999995, "end": 7323.0599999999995, "text": " very well crafted."}, {"start": 7323.0599999999995, "end": 7330.38, "text": " Buddy, holy shit man."}, {"start": 7330.38, "end": 7340.64, "text": " I'm gonna go I don't think I actually need to jump up there. I think I can just go down"}, {"start": 7349.52, "end": 7355.9800000000005, "text": " Now you get the hornet's nest a war hornet's nest that was such like a very easy if you've played the game"}, {"start": 7355.9800000000005, "end": 7357.9800000000005, "text": " You know you agree with what I'm saying"}, {"start": 7357.9800000000005, "end": 7369.900000000001, "text": " Yeah, you know what the problem is this sword sucks ass this one's a hundred thirty two"}, {"start": 7369.900000000001, "end": 7395.900000000001, "text": " Okay, let's try this again."}, {"start": 7395.900000000001, "end": 7397.900000000001, "text": " This guy hits like a lot of them"}, {"start": 7401.820000000001, "end": 7405.22, "text": " Does it say what he's weakened to bind burn"}, {"start": 7408.06, "end": 7410.06, "text": " And I weak to any of these attacks"}, {"start": 7417.780000000001, "end": 7419.780000000001, "text": " Wow that was not worth doing"}, {"start": 7425.900000000001, "end": 7429.420000000001, "text": " Holy shit"}, {"start": 7455.900000000001, "end": 7462.900000000001, "text": " Okay this guy is randomly the toughest mob all of a sudden."}, {"start": 7466.900000000001, "end": 7469.900000000001, "text": " Dude get the fuck out of here man."}, {"start": 7475.900000000001, "end": 7479.900000000001, "text": " Was he a level 20 mob? Maybe I gotta grind a little bit."}, {"start": 7479.900000000001, "end": 7490.900000000001, "text": " Yeah, I think I might need to grind a little bit and get some upgrades."}, {"start": 7490.900000000001, "end": 7513.500000000001, "text": " I was attacked up thinking I can get something from there but I guess not."}, {"start": 7513.5, "end": 7527.26, "text": " I don't think I will beat this game though."}, {"start": 7527.26, "end": 7532.14, "text": " I do want to try to get to the first legitimate boss though, like the Nuri, because the whole"}, {"start": 7532.14, "end": 7538.74, "text": " gameplay has been trying to get to this dude that we didn't kill initially for some reason."}, {"start": 7538.74, "end": 7542.98, "text": " Holy shit, I just- okay, I just ran past him and he didn't notice."}, {"start": 7542.9800000000005, "end": 7544.9800000000005, "text": " Stratz?"}, {"start": 7549.22, "end": 7551.740000000001, "text": " Oh my god, how much damage does this do?"}, {"start": 7554.900000000001, "end": 7561.42, "text": " That one taps! Oh wait, that does so much damage! What the hell? Oh shit."}, {"start": 7566.740000000001, "end": 7569.580000000001, "text": " Okay, that did so much damage."}, {"start": 7572.9800000000005, "end": 7574.9800000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7597.34, "end": 7600.6, "text": " Brother brother relax you piece of shit goddamn"}, {"start": 7602.9800000000005, "end": 7612.9800000000005, "text": " I don't know what the point of that jump is supposed to be."}, {"start": 7612.9800000000005, "end": 7632.660000000001, "text": " Kick his ass, dog!"}, {"start": 7632.660000000001, "end": 7633.660000000001, "text": " Kick his ass!"}, {"start": 7633.660000000001, "end": 7634.660000000001, "text": " Bro, he's crazy!"}, {"start": 7634.660000000001, "end": 7642.820000000001, "text": " That should have given me a whole level of XP."}, {"start": 7642.82, "end": 7645.9, "text": " It was a difficult mob."}, {"start": 7648.42, "end": 7650.219999999999, "text": " I did not finish Pragmata,"}, {"start": 7650.219999999999, "end": 7651.82, "text": " whatever the fuck it was called."}, {"start": 7672.82, "end": 7674.82, "text": " It's not like I'm going to be able to stand up."}, {"start": 7674.82, "end": 7675.82, "text": " Remember?"}, {"start": 7675.82, "end": 7676.82, "text": " What's wrong?"}, {"start": 7676.82, "end": 7680.82, "text": " Even if I have knowledge of my memory, I don't have feelings."}, {"start": 7680.82, "end": 7683.82, "text": " Why do I have no feelings?"}, {"start": 7685.82, "end": 7690.82, "text": " Hey, do you know why humans have feelings?"}, {"start": 7690.82, "end": 7691.82, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 7691.82, "end": 7695.82, "text": " Feelings are not as luxurious as you think."}, {"start": 7695.82, "end": 7697.82, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 7697.82, "end": 7700.82, "text": " I'll tell you this time. First, take the ambulance."}, {"start": 7700.82, "end": 7716.139999999999, "text": " Okay anyone else like wasabi peas is that actually a good combo I'm not I'm not"}, {"start": 7716.14, "end": 7730.780000000001, "text": " not even gonna hate on that. Is that actually a good combo?"}, {"start": 7730.780000000001, "end": 7735.18, "text": " I can't tell when to do the blade art. I tried doing it on that guy and he kicked my ass."}, {"start": 7735.18, "end": 7741.04, "text": " So I'm going to level it up even further to see if it makes it better, because that makes"}, {"start": 7741.04, "end": 7744.04, "text": " sense."}, {"start": 7744.04, "end": 7761.0, "text": " Alright, now this is 34, I'm going to expand the quiver."}, {"start": 7761.0, "end": 7762.400000000001, "text": " The bolts are actually pretty good."}, {"start": 7762.400000000001, "end": 7765.360000000001, "text": " I'm going to end up using all of my resources for this."}, {"start": 7766.56, "end": 7767.920000000001, "text": " More bolts."}, {"start": 7771.84, "end": 7772.88, "text": " It should be good."}, {"start": 7776.080000000001, "end": 7776.88, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 7783.920000000001, "end": 7785.68, "text": " I guess that's my heavy attack."}, {"start": 7786.960000000001, "end": 7788.72, "text": " I don't- I think you can spam it."}, {"start": 7792.400000000001, "end": 7798.400000000001, "text": " Oh, is that actually- WHAT?!"}, {"start": 7798.400000000001, "end": 7805.960000000001, "text": " Okay, things are starting to hurt in this game now."}, {"start": 7805.960000000001, "end": 7810.360000000001, "text": " Yeah, so the square does use the flower bar."}, {"start": 7810.360000000001, "end": 7814.360000000001, "text": " And the flower bar you built through parries."}, {"start": 7814.360000000001, "end": 7817.360000000001, "text": " Another step."}, {"start": 7817.360000000001, "end": 7821.360000000001, "text": " And kills."}, {"start": 7821.360000000001, "end": 7838.360000000001, "text": " This is way more linear. I feel like this is super linear."}, {"start": 7851.360000000001, "end": 7874.120000000001, "text": " Good job, everybody! Good job! Oh, god, there's more."}, {"start": 7874.120000000001, "end": 7876.960000000001, "text": " Are you kidding, dude? I feel like I've buried that shit."}, {"start": 7881.360000000001, "end": 7888.700000000001, "text": " I feel like I figured that shit, but okay"}, {"start": 7911.360000000001, "end": 7918.360000000001, "text": " I just realized, do I lose XP when I die?"}, {"start": 7918.360000000001, "end": 7922.360000000001, "text": " Because this, look how fast I'm leveling it up if you just keep grinding it."}, {"start": 7932.360000000001, "end": 7935.360000000001, "text": " 22 XP, wait now those mobs aren't spawning."}, {"start": 7936.360000000001, "end": 7937.360000000001, "text": " Weird."}, {"start": 7937.360000000001, "end": 7938.360000000001, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 7941.360000000001, "end": 7948.360000000001, "text": " Just throw some mines at these things?"}, {"start": 7948.360000000001, "end": 7955.360000000001, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 7955.360000000001, "end": 7964.360000000001, "text": " Oh, there's another camp thing here."}, {"start": 7964.360000000001, "end": 7969.360000000001, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 7969.360000000001, "end": 7970.56, "text": " Rice grains."}, {"start": 7973.360000000001, "end": 7974.460000000001, "text": " Let's get the campfire."}, {"start": 7977.56, "end": 7980.660000000001, "text": " I did. I upgraded the sword and changed the sword to the parry one."}, {"start": 7986.860000000001, "end": 7988.26, "text": " I love rice and"}, {"start": 7989.860000000001, "end": 7991.56, "text": " I think everybody loves rice."}, {"start": 7991.56, "end": 8001.56, "text": " All sort abilities activate off of parrying."}, {"start": 8001.56, "end": 8007.38, "text": " Oh really?"}, {"start": 8007.38, "end": 8008.38, "text": " Rice noodles as well?"}, {"start": 8008.38, "end": 8009.38, "text": " Oh shit!"}, {"start": 8009.38, "end": 8018.38, "text": " Rice noodles are 10 out of 10 as well."}, {"start": 8018.38, "end": 8020.38, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8048.38, "end": 8076.78, "text": " I think this is where it will be worth fast traveling."}, {"start": 8076.78, "end": 8089.179999999999, "text": " Phantom Blade Zero is still my most hyped game of the year."}, {"start": 8089.179999999999, "end": 8096.46, "text": " More so than GTA."}, {"start": 8096.46, "end": 8098.46, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 8098.46, "end": 8101.66, "text": " Yo, GTA is easy clap"}, {"start": 8128.46, "end": 8146.7, "text": " Okay, so can I just fast travel all the way back to the lair?"}, {"start": 8146.7, "end": 8148.9, "text": " Yes, maybe?"}, {"start": 8148.9, "end": 8150.78, "text": " You cannot fast travel right now."}, {"start": 8150.78, "end": 8152.78, "text": " Okay, I probably have to leave first."}, {"start": 8159.82, "end": 8160.82, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8165.42, "end": 8171.0199999999995, "text": " Where am I going? Return back? This guy's always stalling me as soon as I'm about to go fight. Some shit happens."}, {"start": 8171.02, "end": 8184.580000000001, "text": " GT is going to be a fun sandbox to do shit I like I said for GT I'm more hyped about"}, {"start": 8184.580000000001, "end": 8190.040000000001, "text": " everything other than the story the driving the animations the detail in the NPCs the"}, {"start": 8190.040000000001, "end": 8196.54, "text": " crazy shit you can do the water effects the weather effects how the tires react to"}, {"start": 8196.54, "end": 8201.86, "text": " like slick roads like all the specific detailed shit in the game I want to see"}, {"start": 8201.86, "end": 8205.94, "text": " how they popped off the story I feel like it's gonna be fucking potato ass"}, {"start": 8205.94, "end": 8212.220000000001, "text": " Bonnie and Clyde ass fucking cell phone bullshit"}, {"start": 8215.140000000001, "end": 8221.26, "text": " we gotta get rich and then there's gonna be like oh he's done he's done"}, {"start": 8221.26, "end": 8228.28, "text": " And you're gonna have to do like missions or whatever bullshit missions that are gonna be like been there done that"}, {"start": 8228.28, "end": 8230.28, "text": " That's what I'm thinking is gonna happen"}, {"start": 8231.94, "end": 8235.5, "text": " Lot of car rides and then a meet-and-dad, you know"}, {"start": 8236.460000000001, "end": 8238.26, "text": " pocket and stuff"}, {"start": 8238.26, "end": 8244.66, "text": " Like all that stuff is gonna be I I want to see like the actual cooking in the actual game play"}, {"start": 8246.42, "end": 8248.42, "text": " The gameplay"}, {"start": 8251.26, "end": 8259.26, "text": " I was sleeping all the way out of the house."}, {"start": 8259.26, "end": 8264.26, "text": " Yeah, I was injured."}, {"start": 8264.26, "end": 8269.26, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 8269.26, "end": 8271.26, "text": " After that..."}, {"start": 8301.26, "end": 8311.26, "text": " I don't know. I just heard a voice saying, don't kill me."}, {"start": 8311.26, "end": 8314.26, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 8314.26, "end": 8317.26, "text": " And then..."}, {"start": 8317.26, "end": 8319.26, "text": " Hm?"}, {"start": 8319.26, "end": 8329.26, "text": " I wanted to get closer to the people I didn't know."}, {"start": 8329.26, "end": 8333.26, "text": " I see. That's right."}, {"start": 8335.26, "end": 8338.26, "text": " So, what are we going to do today?"}, {"start": 8339.26, "end": 8342.26, "text": " We're going to take the beer."}, {"start": 8343.26, "end": 8345.26, "text": " We're going to bring it to the colony."}, {"start": 8345.26, "end": 8347.26, "text": " We're going to exchange the good things."}, {"start": 8348.26, "end": 8350.26, "text": " That's a good idea."}, {"start": 8351.26, "end": 8353.26, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 8353.26, "end": 8356.26, "text": " What if the Jaga ask for the sword of the White Fushok?"}, {"start": 8356.26, "end": 8358.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8358.26, "end": 8360.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8360.26, "end": 8362.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8362.26, "end": 8364.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8364.26, "end": 8366.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8366.26, "end": 8368.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8368.26, "end": 8370.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8370.26, "end": 8372.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8372.26, "end": 8374.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8374.26, "end": 8376.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8376.26, "end": 8378.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8406.26, "end": 8433.26, "text": " Okay, okay, what time is it? 2.30? Hmm."}, {"start": 8433.26, "end": 8448.460000000001, "text": " I mean the UI dev did took here but when you go into the menu is not really but yes."}, {"start": 8448.460000000001, "end": 8451.380000000001, "text": " I think I have to go this way."}, {"start": 8451.380000000001, "end": 8452.380000000001, "text": " Oh okay."}, {"start": 8452.380000000001, "end": 8455.34, "text": " Now I gotta go this way."}, {"start": 8455.34, "end": 8457.34, "text": " I couldn't"}, {"start": 8467.78, "end": 8469.78, "text": " Gucci colony"}, {"start": 8485.34, "end": 8489.34, "text": " I haven't found it yet, so you can tell me."}, {"start": 8491.34, "end": 8493.34, "text": " I haven't found it yet."}, {"start": 8493.34, "end": 8495.34, "text": " Then stand up."}, {"start": 8495.34, "end": 8498.34, "text": " You can't come here easily."}, {"start": 8498.34, "end": 8501.34, "text": " I'll show you the rock."}, {"start": 8504.34, "end": 8506.34, "text": " I found this."}, {"start": 8506.34, "end": 8508.34, "text": " The rock?"}, {"start": 8509.34, "end": 8511.34, "text": " It's going to be a medicine."}, {"start": 8511.34, "end": 8513.34, "text": " Oh, now he's gonna open it."}, {"start": 8530.34, "end": 8532.34, "text": " No go any further than the colony."}, {"start": 8532.34, "end": 8539.34, "text": " I'm going to get it."}, {"start": 8539.34, "end": 8542.34, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 8542.34, "end": 8544.34, "text": " Alright, alright."}, {"start": 8544.34, "end": 8548.34, "text": " Did you say something?"}, {"start": 8548.34, "end": 8552.34, "text": " This is the only way to eat today."}, {"start": 8552.34, "end": 8556.34, "text": " It's impossible to be a colony."}, {"start": 8556.34, "end": 8560.34, "text": " I wish I could go to the temple."}, {"start": 8560.34, "end": 8566.34, "text": " I heard that the soul of a human being who was born in a castle was made to sleep in the abyss."}, {"start": 8567.34, "end": 8571.34, "text": " And when Shambara was born, he would be revived."}, {"start": 8572.34, "end": 8574.34, "text": " Why is the injured person here?"}, {"start": 8575.34, "end": 8576.34, "text": " I didn't talk to this guy."}, {"start": 8578.34, "end": 8579.34, "text": " Welcome."}, {"start": 8580.34, "end": 8582.34, "text": " What does the injured person look like?"}, {"start": 8584.34, "end": 8585.34, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 8585.34, "end": 8589.18, "text": " Who's that? You're a bad guy, you're a bad person."}, {"start": 8589.18, "end": 8591.34, "text": " Do you have a lot of nicknames?"}, {"start": 8591.34, "end": 8594.5, "text": " Violet, shut up."}, {"start": 8594.5, "end": 8598.54, "text": " What? What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 8598.54, "end": 8601.460000000001, "text": " I found a beer in the forest."}, {"start": 8601.460000000001, "end": 8603.86, "text": " Beer? It's a medicine."}, {"start": 8603.86, "end": 8607.74, "text": " You're all assholes until I say I got a beer fruit."}, {"start": 8607.74, "end": 8611.06, "text": " You're a pretty shit fucking..."}, {"start": 8611.06, "end": 8612.06, "text": " I had beer fruit."}, {"start": 8612.06, "end": 8614.1, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 8614.1, "end": 8617.1, "text": " It's a rare thing to increase if you're up there."}, {"start": 8617.5, "end": 8619.5, "text": " No, no, no!"}, {"start": 8620.6, "end": 8622.6, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 8622.9, "end": 8624.9, "text": " What are you going to do?"}, {"start": 8626.300000000001, "end": 8627.800000000001, "text": " I'm going to quit."}, {"start": 8628.0, "end": 8630.0, "text": " I won't leave this place."}, {"start": 8631.5, "end": 8633.0, "text": " I'm going to quit."}, {"start": 8633.7, "end": 8635.7, "text": " Hmph, I see."}, {"start": 8635.9, "end": 8640.7, "text": " Well, no matter where you go, you won't be able to get rid of the bad guys."}, {"start": 8641.5, "end": 8643.0, "text": " Oh..."}, {"start": 8643.0, "end": 8652.18, "text": " They call her that because she's infected by the blight that's why her braid is like"}, {"start": 8652.18, "end": 8655.18, "text": " Like, nature-y."}, {"start": 8657.68, "end": 8659.68, "text": " I have to go talk to this dude too?"}, {"start": 8682.18, "end": 8708.18, "text": " How the golems rule the colonies?"}, {"start": 8708.18, "end": 8724.220000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8724.22, "end": 8744.3, "text": " I can't take it."}, {"start": 8744.300000000001, "end": 8746.300000000001, "text": " I have to go back."}, {"start": 8756.300000000001, "end": 8758.300000000001, "text": " It seems like it's wrong again."}, {"start": 8758.300000000001, "end": 8760.300000000001, "text": " Again?"}, {"start": 8760.300000000001, "end": 8763.300000000001, "text": " That white cloth was also missing."}, {"start": 8765.300000000001, "end": 8767.300000000001, "text": " That's right."}, {"start": 8767.300000000001, "end": 8771.300000000001, "text": " But it's not something I expected."}, {"start": 8771.300000000001, "end": 8784.060000000001, "text": " I'm not gonna lie guys. I gotta take a shit."}, {"start": 8788.380000000001, "end": 8790.880000000001, "text": " I'm not gonna lie boys. I gotta take a shit."}, {"start": 8793.380000000001, "end": 8799.580000000002, "text": " I know. I know. I need a minute. Oh fuck. I'm gonna miss this. I gotta do it. Hold up."}, {"start": 9161.300000000001, "end": 9185.380000000001, "text": " I'm not going to beat it, it was okay."}, {"start": 9185.380000000001, "end": 9186.380000000001, "text": " I'm not going to beat it."}, {"start": 9186.380000000001, "end": 9187.380000000001, "text": " I'll be real."}, {"start": 9187.380000000001, "end": 9188.380000000001, "text": " I know I'm not."}, {"start": 9188.380000000001, "end": 9189.380000000001, "text": " It was okay."}, {"start": 9189.380000000001, "end": 9193.380000000001, "text": " I don't think I'm going to miss anything if I miss that one."}, {"start": 9193.380000000001, "end": 9198.380000000001, "text": " Let me see here."}, {"start": 9198.380000000001, "end": 9208.380000000001, "text": " I have Korean Jets and I just saw a new demo drop or a game that I wish listed that actually looks like it could be good depending on if the demo is good."}, {"start": 9208.380000000001, "end": 9214.380000000001, "text": " Called, what's it called?"}, {"start": 9214.380000000001, "end": 9218.380000000001, "text": " I just saw the game."}, {"start": 9218.380000000001, "end": 9235.220000000001, "text": " Um, I just saw it. It was called something dungeon."}, {"start": 9235.22, "end": 9237.22, "text": " Lurker"}, {"start": 9265.22, "end": 9272.32, "text": " Let's see if it's a demo just drop for this. I just saw I got the email. Let's see if this is any good"}, {"start": 9275.619999999999, "end": 9283.779999999999, "text": " So random random but cool, it might might be good shit. Let's see. Let's see"}, {"start": 9288.3, "end": 9290.3, "text": " Anomaly president"}, {"start": 9295.22, "end": 9300.22, "text": " Eclipse System 32?"}, {"start": 9310.22, "end": 9312.22, "text": " Alpha demo!"}, {"start": 9313.22, "end": 9316.22, "text": " Where's my controller? Alright."}, {"start": 9317.22, "end": 9320.22, "text": " Press cross, the hell."}, {"start": 9320.22, "end": 9323.22, "text": " No data, Dark Lord."}, {"start": 9325.22, "end": 9343.42, "text": " I feel like this guy slightly looks like Link that Nintendo's already aware this game exists."}, {"start": 9343.42, "end": 9347.66, "text": " He kinda looks like Link, kinda."}, {"start": 9347.66, "end": 9352.179999999998, "text": " If you squint, if you squint, you're like, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 9352.179999999998, "end": 9354.3, "text": " That's the argument they're gonna use in court."}, {"start": 9354.300000000001, "end": 9357.300000000001, "text": " Get out of here, you fucking squint!"}, {"start": 9359.300000000001, "end": 9361.300000000001, "text": " Do you not see Link?"}, {"start": 9361.300000000001, "end": 9364.300000000001, "text": " Therefore, they cannot make this shit."}, {"start": 9366.300000000001, "end": 9377.300000000001, "text": " That long and arduous journey and search for your brother led you to a village nested in the Sombra Valley by this deathless sinkhole where horrors dwell."}, {"start": 9377.300000000001, "end": 9386.300000000001, "text": " Fearing not its black bowels, fearing not the beyond or ever seeing the sunrise again, you leapt into the dreaded dungeon."}, {"start": 9386.300000000001, "end": 9393.300000000001, "text": " I shall grant you a boon, brave warrior, and may you succeed in fighting your kid no matter how many times you must perish to do so."}, {"start": 9396.300000000001, "end": 9403.300000000001, "text": " These are armed with the strength of kings long forgotten, doubling damage from the heavy one attack and making it knock up enemies."}, {"start": 9407.300000000001, "end": 9409.300000000001, "text": " That seems extremely strong."}, {"start": 9409.300000000001, "end": 9411.300000000001, "text": " I'm gonna take that one."}, {"start": 9411.300000000001, "end": 9413.300000000001, "text": " I think that's my heavy."}, {"start": 9416.300000000001, "end": 9418.300000000001, "text": " I have a roll too."}, {"start": 9418.300000000001, "end": 9420.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, that's gotta be my heavy."}, {"start": 9421.300000000001, "end": 9423.300000000001, "text": " Oh, you can do jump attacks."}, {"start": 9425.300000000001, "end": 9427.300000000001, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 9429.300000000001, "end": 9430.300000000001, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 9434.300000000001, "end": 9436.300000000001, "text": " Oh, like, can I block? How do I block?"}, {"start": 9436.300000000001, "end": 9452.800000000001, "text": " block. Oh here we go, okay. Wait let me see how the blocking works. I'm hitting square"}, {"start": 9452.800000000001, "end": 9464.86, "text": " but I have nothing. It looks like I have a fireball but it does nothing. Oh I can run"}, {"start": 9464.86, "end": 9486.380000000001, "text": " as well."}, {"start": 9486.380000000001, "end": 9488.300000000001, "text": " I wonder if that's the move right there."}, {"start": 9488.300000000001, "end": 9492.7, "text": " Looks like it does a lot of damage."}, {"start": 9492.7, "end": 9499.7, "text": " Oh wait, how you build up the fireball?"}, {"start": 9516.18, "end": 9519.18, "text": " There it is. Nice, nice. So we're looking for my brother."}, {"start": 9522.7, "end": 9526.42, "text": " So what's going on right now?"}, {"start": 9526.42, "end": 9530.42, "text": " We're in a forsaken village."}, {"start": 9530.42, "end": 9533.42, "text": " I just..."}, {"start": 9533.42, "end": 9535.42, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 9535.42, "end": 9546.86, "text": " For a second I thought you could just run into those, but that's not the case."}, {"start": 9546.86, "end": 9548.86, "text": " to venture deeper into the dungeon."}, {"start": 9555.86, "end": 9557.86, "text": " Okay, I thought I missed something back here."}, {"start": 9563.86, "end": 9565.86, "text": " What if I go further to the right?"}, {"start": 9565.86, "end": 9567.86, "text": " Oh, that's the end."}, {"start": 9567.86, "end": 9577.86, "text": " Wait, is this a roguelike?"}, {"start": 9577.86, "end": 9585.86, "text": " You can't be a wandering priest, come let me grant you the gentle nursing of the gods."}, {"start": 9585.86, "end": 9591.26, "text": " Apparently you're not the recently dodged attack."}, {"start": 9591.26, "end": 9594.7, "text": " Heavy hold one attack deals double damage but it's slower."}, {"start": 9594.7, "end": 9596.62, "text": " Does that change my shit?"}, {"start": 9596.62, "end": 9611.26, "text": " I think the retrofilters baked into the game."}, {"start": 9611.26, "end": 9617.58, "text": " Yeah the retrofilters baked into the game, brother."}, {"start": 9617.58, "end": 9623.460000000001, "text": " The old road."}, {"start": 9623.460000000001, "end": 9624.460000000001, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 9634.300000000001, "end": 9635.7, "text": " They're like fully..."}, {"start": 9635.7, "end": 9637.7, "text": " You can't do anything when they're on the ground."}, {"start": 9653.460000000001, "end": 9658.94, "text": " Like when they're like that you get you kind of just got to chill"}, {"start": 9658.94, "end": 9659.94, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9659.94, "end": 9684.94, "text": " It's kind of weird how you can't attack the one there on the ground."}, {"start": 9684.94, "end": 9687.94, "text": " I do this."}, {"start": 9687.94, "end": 9689.94, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9709.94, "end": 9711.94, "text": " Reminds you of Battle Toads."}, {"start": 9713.94, "end": 9715.94, "text": " I don't know if I see that."}, {"start": 9717.94, "end": 9727.24, "text": " I gotta be able to attack him when they're on the ground like that."}, {"start": 9727.24, "end": 9729.74, "text": " That seems odd."}, {"start": 9729.74, "end": 9731.24, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 9731.24, "end": 9743.58, "text": " Just gotta wait."}, {"start": 9743.58, "end": 9744.58, "text": " Jumping attack?"}, {"start": 9744.58, "end": 9745.58, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 9745.58, "end": 9747.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9754.74, "end": 9756.74, "text": " Move is very strong"}, {"start": 9758.5, "end": 9760.5, "text": " All right, I got you launched"}, {"start": 9762.98, "end": 9766.12, "text": " What the hell oh my god, you're right. Oh, this guy's like a necromancer"}, {"start": 9771.22, "end": 9773.46, "text": " I kill him first all the time"}, {"start": 9775.58, "end": 9785.58, "text": " That was a waste."}, {"start": 9785.58, "end": 9797.46, "text": " That was very strong."}, {"start": 9797.46, "end": 9798.46, "text": " The block."}, {"start": 9798.46, "end": 9802.42, "text": " Alright, you can just jump on these, maybe you can jump on the pots."}, {"start": 9802.42, "end": 9805.42, "text": " I'm gonna try to do that next time."}, {"start": 9805.42, "end": 9809.02, "text": " Can't jump over that."}, {"start": 9809.02, "end": 9812.42, "text": " It's like SNES Battletoads."}, {"start": 9812.42, "end": 9815.42, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 9815.42, "end": 9826.42, "text": " Okay, okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 9826.42, "end": 9838.66, "text": " Okay, okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 9838.66, "end": 9841.3, "text": " They get studlocked, so maybe if I don't combo..."}, {"start": 9841.3, "end": 9851.14, "text": " I'm gonna try now, comboing, and just slowly left, handing in with lights."}, {"start": 9851.14, "end": 9857.98, "text": " Just go here, whatever this is."}, {"start": 9857.98, "end": 9860.98, "text": " The scavenger shows you a selection of his wares."}, {"start": 9860.98, "end": 9865.619999999999, "text": " All your gold won't help you when you're dead, but it might help you now."}, {"start": 9865.619999999999, "end": 9866.619999999999, "text": " Weapon damage, heal."}, {"start": 9866.619999999999, "end": 9867.619999999999, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 9867.619999999999, "end": 9872.099999999999, "text": " Weapon damage, I'll take it, thank you bruh."}, {"start": 9872.099999999999, "end": 9878.82, "text": " The Rat King."}, {"start": 9878.82, "end": 9892.26, "text": " sunken colonnade oh yeah oh my god shallow it's shallow everybody"}, {"start": 9892.26, "end": 9899.26, "text": " Oh, here we go."}, {"start": 9899.26, "end": 9920.26, "text": " Alright, you one tap."}, {"start": 9920.26, "end": 9923.04, "text": " Are those blue circles at the top? Is that mana?"}, {"start": 9923.04, "end": 9925.04, "text": " Oh, okay, I added as it is."}, {"start": 9926.86, "end": 9929.18, "text": " Oh, I'm not sure how I'm building those."}, {"start": 9930.76, "end": 9932.36, "text": " But they do a lot of damage."}, {"start": 9938.800000000001, "end": 9940.2, "text": " Let's see if I can jump up here."}, {"start": 9941.960000000001, "end": 9942.460000000001, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 9950.26, "end": 9954.880000000001, "text": " Oh, that combo did so much damage."}, {"start": 9954.880000000001, "end": 9956.380000000001, "text": " I gotta do that."}, {"start": 9956.380000000001, "end": 9962.86, "text": " Holy shit, the god combo."}, {"start": 9962.86, "end": 9970.460000000001, "text": " Where does this lead us?"}, {"start": 9970.460000000001, "end": 9980.460000000001, "text": " I was new."}, {"start": 9980.460000000001, "end": 9992.460000000001, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 9992.460000000001, "end": 9993.460000000001, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 9999.460000000001, "end": 10001.460000000001, "text": " Oh, that guy... oh, shit, these two."}, {"start": 10013.460000000001, "end": 10014.460000000001, "text": " Ding dong!"}, {"start": 10014.460000000001, "end": 10021.460000000001, "text": " You're dead."}, {"start": 10021.460000000001, "end": 10028.060000000001, "text": " You're dead."}, {"start": 10028.060000000001, "end": 10032.060000000001, "text": " Nice coins."}, {"start": 10032.060000000001, "end": 10040.060000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 10040.06, "end": 10049.06, "text": " Some of these spots look like you can jump up, but I don't think you can."}, {"start": 10049.06, "end": 10052.06, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 10052.06, "end": 10057.06, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 10057.06, "end": 10068.5, "text": " and I can't see come over here"}, {"start": 10068.5, "end": 10073.26, "text": " oh this guy fucking hops"}, {"start": 10073.26, "end": 10080.26, "text": " Come over here, come over here."}, {"start": 10080.26, "end": 10085.26, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 10085.26, "end": 10090.26, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 10090.26, "end": 10094.26, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 10094.26, "end": 10098.26, "text": " Is that a jump area?"}, {"start": 10098.26, "end": 10102.26, "text": " Can I actually get up here?"}, {"start": 10102.26, "end": 10104.26, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 10105.76, "end": 10107.76, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 10112.44, "end": 10114.44, "text": " Pretty pruga"}, {"start": 10119.880000000001, "end": 10121.880000000001, "text": " This is sudden"}, {"start": 10121.880000000001, "end": 10132.560000000001, "text": " Are you joking"}, {"start": 10132.56, "end": 10156.08, "text": " What the hell is this?"}, {"start": 10156.08, "end": 10158.08, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 10180.08, "end": 10182.08, "text": " What a ball, what a ball!"}, {"start": 10182.08, "end": 10184.08, "text": " What a ball!"}, {"start": 10216.08, "end": 10223.08, "text": " Ding ding ding."}, {"start": 10234.08, "end": 10241.08, "text": " Ah shit."}, {"start": 10241.08, "end": 10250.52, "text": " Are you kidding?"}, {"start": 10250.52, "end": 10251.52, "text": " Are you kidding?"}, {"start": 10251.52, "end": 10252.52, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 10252.52, "end": 10253.52, "text": " There it is, boys."}, {"start": 10253.52, "end": 10258.52, "text": " It sounds like flowers and rotten wood."}, {"start": 10258.52, "end": 10259.52, "text": " One tap."}, {"start": 10259.52, "end": 10269.52, "text": " Honestly, that might be world-first demo kill, actually."}, {"start": 10269.52, "end": 10270.52, "text": " Not the brag."}, {"start": 10270.52, "end": 10273.92, "text": " No one's bragging. I'm just saying alright. I'm just I just you know we're looking around"}, {"start": 10278.6, "end": 10282.84, "text": " Thank you for playing the alpha no, there's more"}, {"start": 10284.6, "end": 10286.6, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 10287.04, "end": 10291.720000000001, "text": " Floor four you're coming closer a priest smiling gently allow me to offer you a blessing from the gods"}, {"start": 10300.52, "end": 10305.52, "text": " Overkill's increased magic regen. Sure."}, {"start": 10310.52, "end": 10312.52, "text": " Flooded gates."}, {"start": 10330.52, "end": 10334.32, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 10334.32, "end": 10335.32, "text": " This way?"}, {"start": 10335.32, "end": 10340.52, "text": " Oh, you actually have to go up here now, I think."}, {"start": 10340.52, "end": 10361.800000000001, "text": " Have a little jump area."}, {"start": 10361.800000000001, "end": 10364.800000000001, "text": " Come on buddy get up dude!"}, {"start": 10364.800000000001, "end": 10365.800000000001, "text": " Yep!"}, {"start": 10365.800000000001, "end": 10368.84, "text": " Yeah, what do we have?"}, {"start": 10368.84, "end": 10371.76, "text": " These random lizard people."}, {"start": 10371.76, "end": 10386.28, "text": " Oh shit, okay, here comes the little gauntlet area."}, {"start": 10386.28, "end": 10415.400000000001, "text": " just run up to this spike."}, {"start": 10415.4, "end": 10417.4, "text": " Okay? All yours, man."}, {"start": 10417.4, "end": 10420.4, "text": " He's still strong!"}, {"start": 10422.4, "end": 10424.4, "text": " You did that to yourself, man."}, {"start": 10435.4, "end": 10437.4, "text": " Ow! Oh, shit."}, {"start": 10441.4, "end": 10443.4, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 10445.4, "end": 10451.16, "text": " I'm gonna block better."}, {"start": 10451.16, "end": 10455.0, "text": " My diet's over."}, {"start": 10455.0, "end": 10457.0, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 10457.0, "end": 10469.0, "text": " Oh yes!"}, {"start": 10469.0, "end": 10497.48, "text": " you're kidding you're kidding oh I'm so dead bro are you serious right now"}, {"start": 10499.0, "end": 10505.64, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 10505.64, "end": 10508.64, "text": " You're joking."}, {"start": 10508.64, "end": 10516.64, "text": " There might be GG here."}, {"start": 10516.64, "end": 10521.64, "text": " High chance of GG."}, {"start": 10521.64, "end": 10535.32, "text": " I need like a running start to... oh, I did it."}, {"start": 10535.32, "end": 10547.599999999999, "text": " That was actually enough."}, {"start": 10547.6, "end": 10551.76, "text": " And I am one hit away from it all being over."}, {"start": 10551.76, "end": 10555.76, "text": " I am very scared."}, {"start": 10555.76, "end": 10571.16, "text": " I think this is where GG's."}, {"start": 10571.16, "end": 10575.76, "text": " coins are great but having three HP is not."}, {"start": 10589.16, "end": 10592.84, "text": " Unless you don't get hit."}, {"start": 10601.16, "end": 10603.16, "text": " Are you kidding?"}, {"start": 10631.16, "end": 10644.16, "text": " Come on, give me a live please bro!"}, {"start": 10644.16, "end": 10647.16, "text": " Where's the HP in this game?"}, {"start": 10647.16, "end": 10649.16, "text": " Where the hell's the HP?"}, {"start": 10649.16, "end": 10651.16, "text": " I'm gonna die to a frog."}, {"start": 10651.16, "end": 10653.16, "text": " There's gonna be like three frogs."}, {"start": 10653.16, "end": 10656.16, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 10656.16, "end": 10660.84, "text": " It's over it's over dude"}, {"start": 10667.36, "end": 10669.36, "text": " Jokes up"}, {"start": 10686.16, "end": 10693.76, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 10693.76, "end": 10696.92, "text": " The town."}, {"start": 10696.92, "end": 10701.68, "text": " Remember to press like to open the manual."}, {"start": 10701.68, "end": 10708.96, "text": " I'll do something."}, {"start": 10708.960000000001, "end": 10715.080000000002, "text": " something you hold your blade with a death to hand and we are like one of"}, {"start": 10715.080000000002, "end": 10718.04, "text": " customers you're very myself many many years past but you're so young and an"}, {"start": 10718.04, "end": 10721.04, "text": " old relic such as myself can teach you much if you would allow me for but a"}, {"start": 10721.04, "end": 10732.080000000002, "text": " small fee there it is I just gave him everything"}, {"start": 10732.08, "end": 10740.58, "text": " I just fully trusted the guy who are you and what do you want I feel the arcane"}, {"start": 10740.58, "end": 10744.96, "text": " potential in New York nights you might be able to learn some spares good"}, {"start": 10744.96, "end": 10757.72, "text": " starting spell oh you need a shit time you need a lot for that"}, {"start": 10757.72, "end": 10764.06, "text": " You're the one with the sword, where did you buy it? It's good crap, but it tastes much"}, {"start": 10764.06, "end": 10767.9, "text": " blood, but it's losing its edge and need a new one."}, {"start": 10767.9, "end": 10780.58, "text": " Okay, all those require that blue resource that I don't have."}, {"start": 10780.58, "end": 10783.58, "text": " Welcome, warrior, I'm a scholar, come to study this strange phenomenon of where I"}, {"start": 10783.58, "end": 10787.18, "text": " of the dungeon by the village. I've seen you just said it already, mind I'm not. Observing"}, {"start": 10787.18, "end": 10790.86, "text": " you out of Idris, are you a particular bird? Personally, I'm here to discern reality from"}, {"start": 10790.86, "end": 10797.26, "text": " myths to reliably and analytically document as much as possible about the dungeon. Alright,"}, {"start": 10797.26, "end": 10809.46, "text": " this guy is just like the encyclopedia guy. Oh! Oh, that's how it starts, that's"}, {"start": 10809.460000000001, "end": 10815.500000000002, "text": " how you do it. Yeah man this game is cool bro. I'll play it when it comes out. I think"}, {"start": 10815.500000000002, "end": 10822.1, "text": " this is a cool demo to see what it's all about. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool"}, {"start": 10822.1, "end": 10838.300000000001, "text": " my daddy. That's cool bro. That's cool bro. Alright let's try out this $80 game now."}, {"start": 10838.300000000001, "end": 10841.68, "text": " Are you ready? We're going to try out this $80 video game."}, {"start": 10845.300000000001, "end": 10849.060000000001, "text": " Korea IL2 series multiplayer."}, {"start": 10850.460000000001, "end": 10853.380000000001, "text": " Mostly negative. What happened?"}, {"start": 10854.660000000002, "end": 10856.500000000002, "text": " I was looking forward to this."}, {"start": 10859.500000000002, "end": 10862.820000000002, "text": " Oh, it's shit. Don't buy it."}, {"start": 10863.900000000001, "end": 10865.26, "text": " It's not worth the price."}, {"start": 10865.26, "end": 10869.74, "text": " does not register so far having fun, very little content."}, {"start": 10871.18, "end": 10875.4, "text": " Red, gold mining too has a demo as well."}, {"start": 10877.300000000001, "end": 10878.380000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10878.380000000001, "end": 10879.22, "text": " Which one is that?"}, {"start": 10879.22, "end": 10880.54, "text": " Gold mining simulator?"}, {"start": 10880.54, "end": 10881.380000000001, "text": " This one?"}, {"start": 10883.5, "end": 10884.34, "text": " What are you trying?"}, {"start": 10884.34, "end": 10885.7, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 10885.7, "end": 10894.060000000001, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 10894.060000000001, "end": 10902.800000000001, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 10902.800000000001, "end": 10914.7, "text": " Moon Rally Racer, brothers linking me as single player racing game."}, {"start": 10914.7, "end": 10925.980000000001, "text": " If your racing game isn't multiplayer, I'm not interested, dude."}, {"start": 10925.980000000001, "end": 10926.980000000001, "text": " Play now."}, {"start": 10926.980000000001, "end": 10927.980000000001, "text": " Remember."}, {"start": 10927.980000000001, "end": 10932.980000000001, "text": " Alright, let's see what this is about."}, {"start": 10932.98, "end": 10934.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10943.539999999999, "end": 10946.66, "text": " Enable turn it all the way up. I want this shit to be amazing"}, {"start": 10949.66, "end": 10951.66, "text": " Why are you showing me this"}, {"start": 10962.98, "end": 10981.98, "text": " fly now multiplayer oh my god 47 to 54 no ping full real"}, {"start": 10981.98, "end": 10988.98, "text": " Yo, there's no way man. This is like probably a 10 ping."}, {"start": 10988.98, "end": 10992.98, "text": " Can I shut Shadow Quality to off?"}, {"start": 10992.98, "end": 10996.98, "text": " Yo, what is this game called? IL2?"}, {"start": 10996.98, "end": 10998.98, "text": " Korea?"}, {"start": 10998.98, "end": 11000.98, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11000.98, "end": 11002.98, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11030.98, "end": 11060.34, "text": " Alright, let's see what we have here, and this takes a while to load the hell."}, {"start": 11060.34, "end": 11085.34, "text": " This game is heavy on the sim part, it takes a while to learn, oh is that true?"}, {"start": 11085.34, "end": 11100.66, "text": " What was I going to do, I become a gunner. North Korea. Rear gunner. I'm able to occupy"}, {"start": 11100.66, "end": 11101.66, "text": " of the station."}, {"start": 11127.66, "end": 11128.66, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 11128.66, "end": 11129.66, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 11130.66, "end": 11137.66, "text": " Is this me?"}, {"start": 11160.66, "end": 11167.66, "text": " Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go."}, {"start": 11175.66, "end": 11178.66, "text": " I think I did some damage."}, {"start": 11178.66, "end": 11180.66, "text": " How are you?"}, {"start": 11182.66, "end": 11185.66, "text": " Yeah, we're dead. There's no way I'm aiming that."}, {"start": 11190.66, "end": 11194.66, "text": " or anything damage your own flame"}, {"start": 11220.66, "end": 11221.66, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 11221.66, "end": 11225.66, "text": " Ah, let me fly him."}, {"start": 11225.66, "end": 11228.66, "text": " Let me fucking fly, man."}, {"start": 11228.66, "end": 11233.66, "text": " Let me fucking fly, bruh."}, {"start": 11233.66, "end": 11238.66, "text": " I'm ready to fly."}, {"start": 11238.66, "end": 11242.66, "text": " I'm ready!"}, {"start": 11242.66, "end": 11249.66, "text": " Well now we know that you can shoot, the gunner can shoot."}, {"start": 11249.66, "end": 11257.3, "text": " Become a gunner how about become a flyer dude? I want to fly"}, {"start": 11260.02, "end": 11266.02, "text": " Choose a plane what are we doing in this game? Why do I have to be a gunner?"}, {"start": 11269.06, "end": 11271.06, "text": " Why"}, {"start": 11275.619999999999, "end": 11277.619999999999, "text": " I've lived the server fuck the server"}, {"start": 11279.66, "end": 11288.9, "text": " Yalu express dogfight full real this one oh wait shit whatever"}, {"start": 11294.66, "end": 11297.66, "text": " They actually has to download some shit before you connect"}, {"start": 11297.66, "end": 11310.46, "text": " $100 Canadian. Yeah, I think this is kind of uh, yeah"}, {"start": 11327.66, "end": 11335.66, "text": " Never would I felt lyric touching IL2? Well, it just came out and I like flying so I'm seeing what the hell this is."}, {"start": 11336.66, "end": 11339.66, "text": " Apparently it's a super sim though, so..."}, {"start": 11357.66, "end": 11363.1, "text": " Oh, who is walking in the background?"}, {"start": 11363.1, "end": 11365.22, "text": " Who is walking?"}, {"start": 11365.22, "end": 11366.22, "text": " So what am I looking at?"}, {"start": 11366.22, "end": 11367.22, "text": " Are these all different players?"}, {"start": 11367.22, "end": 11370.98, "text": " I think these are all different players."}, {"start": 11370.98, "end": 11376.6, "text": " Become a gunner."}, {"start": 11376.6, "end": 11378.78, "text": " You can walk around and leave your plane."}, {"start": 11378.78, "end": 11385.78, "text": " okay i just pressed a and i'm like frozen now"}, {"start": 11397.300000000001, "end": 11400.18, "text": " the game's not frozen"}, {"start": 11400.18, "end": 11407.18, "text": " but i can't do anything"}, {"start": 11407.18, "end": 11409.18, "text": " Is this a joke?"}, {"start": 11414.32, "end": 11416.32, "text": " Don't make me all that far."}, {"start": 11418.76, "end": 11421.36, "text": " I can't click on anything. The controller doesn't work."}, {"start": 11437.94, "end": 11439.94, "text": " Feels bad"}, {"start": 11441.86, "end": 11445.18, "text": " One more time one more time one more time hold up one more time"}, {"start": 11448.220000000001, "end": 11450.220000000001, "text": " One month"}, {"start": 11451.34, "end": 11457.220000000001, "text": " Don't make me load up battlefield brab I'm playing too much battlefield don't make me load it up. It's too early"}, {"start": 11457.220000000001, "end": 11459.220000000001, "text": " I want to play some new shit"}, {"start": 11460.460000000001, "end": 11464.78, "text": " All the good stuff is coming out on Thursday dude. Come on"}, {"start": 11467.18, "end": 11469.18, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11487.16, "end": 11489.16, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 11491.54, "end": 11493.54, "text": " As I was"}, {"start": 11493.54, "end": 11495.54, "text": " Shashashal!"}, {"start": 11495.54, "end": 11497.54, "text": " Shashashal?"}, {"start": 11497.54, "end": 11499.54, "text": " Shashashal?"}, {"start": 11499.54, "end": 11501.54, "text": " Shashashal?"}, {"start": 11515.54, "end": 11517.54, "text": " Try an impressive solo flight."}, {"start": 11517.54, "end": 11519.54, "text": " Let's do it, uh, clock on line."}, {"start": 11523.54, "end": 11530.5, "text": " I would I will definitely play the gears beta. When is that happening and will it be on PC? I"}, {"start": 11533.1, "end": 11535.2, "text": " Could load up EFT as well. I"}, {"start": 11537.94, "end": 11541.26, "text": " Just got absolutely destroyed so I have to do scab runs"}, {"start": 11542.820000000002, "end": 11545.640000000001, "text": " But I was also my scab was getting shit on to"}, {"start": 11547.580000000002, "end": 11551.94, "text": " This is actually the first time honestly resetting my account would actually be a great idea"}, {"start": 11551.94, "end": 11565.62, "text": " Thursday, are you kidding? Gears of War betas on Thursday as well. Dude, is this a joke?"}, {"start": 11565.62, "end": 11572.58, "text": " Can you stream it? I'm going to be trying a lot of new stuff on Friday. I can't stream"}, {"start": 11572.58, "end": 11579.78, "text": " on Thursday. I'm already locked in to taking it off or else I would have. It's on PC."}, {"start": 11579.78, "end": 11582.78, "text": " I would love to see how it looks online on PC."}, {"start": 11588.78, "end": 11591.78, "text": " Wait, is the beta on PC chat?"}, {"start": 11595.78, "end": 11597.78, "text": " Sixth is only for pre-orders, bro."}, {"start": 11597.78, "end": 11600.78, "text": " I'm a streamer. I'm here to show you guys all the new shit."}, {"start": 11600.78, "end": 11602.78, "text": " And then did you guys get it? Good."}, {"start": 11602.78, "end": 11604.78, "text": " If not, whatever."}, {"start": 11604.78, "end": 11611.86, "text": " Bro, I just play, I'm literally a game hopper to see what to stick to, and nothing is sticky"}, {"start": 11611.86, "end": 11614.060000000001, "text": " enough to stick to."}, {"start": 11614.060000000001, "end": 11620.300000000001, "text": " A lot of my games, a lot of me gaming now is pure curiosity."}, {"start": 11620.300000000001, "end": 11624.66, "text": " Into like what the fuck these devs are making, and do they actually hit."}, {"start": 11624.66, "end": 11629.1, "text": " Hi, hi, the multiplayer beta is already, I'm not downloading this shit just yet,"}, {"start": 11629.1, "end": 11631.54, "text": " I'll wait."}, {"start": 11631.54, "end": 11635.54, "text": " I have games I'm looking forward to, it's just kinda all these other ones are like,"}, {"start": 11635.54, "end": 11639.820000000002, "text": " ah, like even Gears of War I wanna try it, they spent a shit ton of money making it,"}, {"start": 11639.820000000002, "end": 11641.140000000001, "text": " am I hyped to play it?"}, {"start": 11641.980000000001, "end": 11643.660000000002, "text": " No, am I curious? Yes."}, {"start": 11646.26, "end": 11647.62, "text": " Press what?"}, {"start": 11647.86, "end": 11649.060000000001, "text": " Is that keybind?"}, {"start": 11651.140000000001, "end": 11653.060000000001, "text": " They just made up, what?"}, {"start": 11654.18, "end": 11655.34, "text": " Please press..."}, {"start": 11661.54, "end": 11665.300000000001, "text": " Can someone translate that key press on a controller?"}, {"start": 11667.140000000001, "end": 11669.380000000001, "text": " Is that the power button on my PC?"}, {"start": 11673.380000000001, "end": 11675.300000000001, "text": " I do have a key, I have my keyboard right here."}, {"start": 11678.580000000002, "end": 11683.380000000001, "text": " Maybe it's quotes, but it's like, I don't know what I press."}, {"start": 11691.54, "end": 11701.54, "text": " I'm not sure if it's the right way to go, but I'm sure it's the right way to go, so I'm going to try to get to the right way."}, {"start": 11701.54, "end": 11711.54, "text": " I'm not sure if it's the right way to go, so I'm going to try to get to the right way."}, {"start": 11711.54, "end": 11735.54, "text": " All right, now open canopy, first engine throttle, I just shut it off, you'll shut off valve"}, {"start": 11735.54, "end": 11751.140000000001, "text": " clothes first engine start air start I'm gonna crash we got ammo I can zoom in I"}, {"start": 11751.140000000001, "end": 11756.140000000001, "text": " think that guy's trying to kill me I don't know am I trying to bomb what's"}, {"start": 11756.140000000001, "end": 11758.78, "text": " underneath me"}, {"start": 11765.54, "end": 11780.1, "text": " Okay, maybe this is a game that needs a tutorial."}, {"start": 11780.1, "end": 11784.5, "text": " I went into the practice and this doesn't tell you any context."}, {"start": 11784.5, "end": 11790.34, "text": " You can tilt your head."}, {"start": 11790.34, "end": 11792.34, "text": " I can move my head."}, {"start": 11798.22, "end": 11800.22, "text": " That open- oh god!"}, {"start": 11800.62, "end": 11801.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11804.94, "end": 11806.94, "text": " Speed break extended?"}, {"start": 11806.94, "end": 11825.34, "text": " Speedbrake auto level off, oh shit, okay, Bisma auto level."}, {"start": 11825.34, "end": 11833.74, "text": " Engines cannot start."}, {"start": 11833.74, "end": 11835.74, "text": " Great brake extending."}, {"start": 11837.74, "end": 11839.74, "text": " Engines cannot open."}, {"start": 11846.74, "end": 11848.74, "text": " Your speed is too slow."}, {"start": 11851.74, "end": 11853.74, "text": " Bandai! First engine start!"}, {"start": 11855.74, "end": 11857.74, "text": " Should the shut off valve open?"}, {"start": 11863.74, "end": 11869.74, "text": " Okay, I don't know what my instruments are telling me. Alpha 2 doesn't matter. What the hell?"}, {"start": 11869.74, "end": 11873.74, "text": " It's a Russian plane. I thought this was a Korean plane."}, {"start": 11875.74, "end": 11877.74, "text": " Any targets?"}, {"start": 11877.74, "end": 11879.74, "text": " I'm watching you now."}, {"start": 11879.74, "end": 11881.74, "text": " I'm watching you now."}, {"start": 11889.74, "end": 11891.74, "text": " Got him out of ammo."}, {"start": 11891.74, "end": 11892.74, "text": " I..."}, {"start": 11892.74, "end": 11893.74, "text": " I..."}, {"start": 11893.74, "end": 11894.74, "text": " It's still there."}, {"start": 11894.74, "end": 11898.74, "text": " It's amazing how I have not found out how to actually move my fucking plane yet."}, {"start": 11898.74, "end": 11900.74, "text": " Was this is nothing?"}, {"start": 11907.74, "end": 11921.26, "text": " Speedbrake, fuel shut off valve, oh this is for the minimap."}, {"start": 11921.26, "end": 11929.34, "text": " And there's also minimap."}, {"start": 11929.34, "end": 11940.34, "text": " lights on. First engine throttle, oxygen supply, what?"}, {"start": 11949.34, "end": 11954.34, "text": " You can move out and around the cockpit."}, {"start": 11959.34, "end": 11977.460000000001, "text": " Oh, P is the pause button."}, {"start": 11977.460000000001, "end": 11979.02, "text": " I'm pressing everything."}, {"start": 11979.02, "end": 11983.14, "text": " Gun sight, range, time scale."}, {"start": 11983.14, "end": 11984.14, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 11984.14, "end": 11985.14, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 11985.14, "end": 11986.14, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 11986.14, "end": 11988.14, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 11996.14, "end": 11998.14, "text": " That's kinda cool."}, {"start": 12001.14, "end": 12003.14, "text": " That does nothing."}, {"start": 12016.14, "end": 12019.14, "text": " throttle, fall, and locked."}, {"start": 12023.14, "end": 12025.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12026.14, "end": 12031.14, "text": " Did R do anything? No. T. No. Y."}, {"start": 12032.14, "end": 12035.14, "text": " Do a shutout valve closed."}, {"start": 12039.14, "end": 12041.14, "text": " E again."}, {"start": 12046.14, "end": 12056.14, "text": " I probably should have done this at a higher altitude."}, {"start": 12056.14, "end": 12082.06, "text": " I am not lifting I thought it was alt"}, {"start": 12082.06, "end": 12084.06, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12086.359999999999, "end": 12097.92, "text": " Yaw rudder left window right window mouse access XZ up down. Yes left stick pitch elevator left stick dual sense fucking lies bro flaps"}, {"start": 12100.5, "end": 12102.699999999999, "text": " Flaps extend flaps retract"}, {"start": 12112.06, "end": 12113.06, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 12115.56, "end": 12117.56, "text": " Yeah, the D-pad's the biggest lie."}, {"start": 12118.06, "end": 12119.06, "text": " Oh my god, it's working!"}, {"start": 12123.56, "end": 12126.56, "text": " Wait, when you're flying up, I- Do you want your flops up or down?"}, {"start": 12130.06, "end": 12132.06, "text": " No, I shut the engine off. Shit!"}, {"start": 12142.06, "end": 12162.06, "text": " that"}, {"start": 12162.06, "end": 12171.06, "text": " they are you know they're going to get a good"}, {"start": 12171.06, "end": 12192.34, "text": " All right, the good news is we didn't blow up nice radio made a no explosion, but looks"}, {"start": 12192.34, "end": 12194.34, "text": " like I'm good"}, {"start": 12194.34, "end": 12201.34, "text": " All right, let's try again."}, {"start": 12201.34, "end": 12204.34, "text": " Mission failed."}, {"start": 12204.34, "end": 12206.34, "text": " Whatty."}, {"start": 12206.34, "end": 12211.34, "text": " Exams, route flight, ground attack, air combat, route flight."}, {"start": 12211.34, "end": 12215.34, "text": " I'm passing this exam."}, {"start": 12215.34, "end": 12218.34, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 12218.34, "end": 12223.34, "text": " Hold on now, hold on. Let's do some exames here."}, {"start": 12223.34, "end": 12230.34, "text": " Can you actually shoot, yes?"}, {"start": 12230.34, "end": 12250.9, "text": " There's actually a game pan that is a flight sim and when you crash land it turns into survival."}, {"start": 12250.9, "end": 12263.1, "text": " negative on steam. Yeah. I see. Take off and pass all the waypoints marked on your map"}, {"start": 12263.1, "end": 12267.02, "text": " in consecutive order. You should pass each waypoint at 300 meter altitude. After taking"}, {"start": 12267.02, "end": 12284.74, "text": " up you will have nine minutes to pass this exam. Oh shit, I gotta live? You're kidding."}, {"start": 12284.74, "end": 12293.46, "text": " How extend the flaps gently increase throttle"}, {"start": 12301.14, "end": 12303.46, "text": " general increase throttle"}, {"start": 12303.460000000001, "end": 12319.900000000001, "text": " Oops, they can use this, the exam doesn't start until I'm in the air."}, {"start": 12319.900000000001, "end": 12327.580000000002, "text": " Buddy, it's been E this whole time."}, {"start": 12327.580000000002, "end": 12332.34, "text": " I was hitting E 50 times."}, {"start": 12332.34, "end": 12334.34, "text": " Is it different in this shit?"}, {"start": 12334.34, "end": 12337.5, "text": " Literally eat a fucking engine start, stop sequence."}, {"start": 12339.7, "end": 12342.86, "text": " Auto control is triangle X."}, {"start": 12342.86, "end": 12344.460000000001, "text": " Oh, okay, I see, I see."}, {"start": 12344.460000000001, "end": 12346.94, "text": " And then you have to hit E on controller."}, {"start": 12346.94, "end": 12350.02, "text": " That's so weird, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 12358.86, "end": 12360.64, "text": " You need the,"}, {"start": 12362.34, "end": 12367.34, "text": " Fuel shut off valve position closed."}, {"start": 12371.34, "end": 12376.34, "text": " Okay, how do I open that shut up?"}, {"start": 12376.34, "end": 12381.34, "text": " Islet ejection L1R10."}, {"start": 12381.34, "end": 12386.34, "text": " Okay, where's the fuel valve?"}, {"start": 12392.34, "end": 12399.34, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12399.34, "end": 12404.34, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 12404.34, "end": 12412.34, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 12412.34, "end": 12430.1, "text": " All right, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, you want to turn off, open?"}, {"start": 12430.1, "end": 12442.1, "text": " All right, now, throttle, throttle, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go,"}, {"start": 12442.1, "end": 12459.02, "text": " I don't know why the fuck this is turning me by the way."}, {"start": 12459.02, "end": 12461.02, "text": " I don't know why this is turning again."}, {"start": 12461.02, "end": 12463.02, "text": " Is my rudder fucked?"}, {"start": 12478.16, "end": 12484.44, "text": " Airbrakes, isn't extending it? Not it?"}, {"start": 12484.44, "end": 12491.16, "text": " I fucked the runway"}, {"start": 12497.16, "end": 12502.16, "text": " And I don't know why it's doing this bro, like what are we even doing here so fucking random"}, {"start": 12514.44, "end": 12516.44, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12537.300000000001, "end": 12539.380000000001, "text": " Buddy this thing is refusing"}, {"start": 12539.380000000001, "end": 12556.02, "text": " Bro, what the fuck? Why wasn't it lifting? Alright, hold on, hold on."}, {"start": 12556.02, "end": 12561.460000000001, "text": " You need the second engine on, buddy. It literally just says E to turn the engine on."}, {"start": 12569.380000000001, "end": 12580.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, I think this only has one engine, but you can like pilot massive planes."}, {"start": 12580.380000000001, "end": 12589.380000000001, "text": " All right, here we go, here we go, here we go."}, {"start": 12589.380000000001, "end": 12592.380000000001, "text": " Take three."}, {"start": 12592.380000000001, "end": 12598.380000000001, "text": " Okay, here we go."}, {"start": 12598.380000000001, "end": 12606.880000000001, "text": " All right engine is already on"}, {"start": 12611.580000000002, "end": 12615.1, "text": " Extent flaps extended brakes"}, {"start": 12618.7, "end": 12620.7, "text": " Okay gently increase the throttle"}, {"start": 12628.380000000001, "end": 12641.86, "text": " I swear this thing is pushing me to the left on purpose, like I have controller drift"}, {"start": 12641.86, "end": 12642.86, "text": " or something."}, {"start": 12642.86, "end": 12643.86, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 12643.86, "end": 12645.86, "text": " Whoa"}, {"start": 12669.140000000001, "end": 12671.140000000001, "text": " I did I release the handbrakes"}, {"start": 12673.86, "end": 12702.060000000001, "text": " There it is, boys!"}, {"start": 12702.06, "end": 12707.74, "text": " the landing gear. You know, if this fucking tutorial showed the keybind, it'd be amazing."}, {"start": 12707.74, "end": 12711.1, "text": " Imagine if it just showed the fucking keybind."}, {"start": 12715.58, "end": 12721.1, "text": " Instead of just saying it, raise the landing gear, parentheses, one fucking button!"}, {"start": 12732.06, "end": 12759.06, "text": " I'm going to say go above 300 altitude, I'm at 240."}, {"start": 12759.06, "end": 12766.06, "text": " It wasn't below 300?"}, {"start": 12766.06, "end": 12777.06, "text": " I'm going to count it, so I guess we're good."}, {"start": 12777.06, "end": 12788.06, "text": " Uh, how do you retract the flaps?"}, {"start": 12788.06, "end": 12789.06, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 12791.56, "end": 12794.56, "text": " Dude, this is a fucking joke. There's no way."}, {"start": 12795.06, "end": 12796.56, "text": " That is correct."}, {"start": 12800.56, "end": 12802.56, "text": " Oh, that is way further than it looks."}, {"start": 12818.06, "end": 12825.06, "text": " Fuck man, I would love to fly and play an IRL."}, {"start": 12825.06, "end": 12829.06, "text": " You know, it'd be fun."}, {"start": 12829.06, "end": 12832.06, "text": " You know."}, {"start": 12832.06, "end": 12836.06, "text": " Not there!"}, {"start": 12836.06, "end": 12840.06, "text": " Like a jet or some shit."}, {"start": 12848.06, "end": 12853.06, "text": " I mean, visually this game looks pretty decent. The ground and stuff."}, {"start": 12859.06, "end": 12863.06, "text": " Use elevator trim to exit the drive."}, {"start": 12865.06, "end": 12869.06, "text": " Don't over-pull the stick. Use elevator trim."}, {"start": 12870.06, "end": 12872.06, "text": " How do you trim?"}, {"start": 12872.06, "end": 12898.46, "text": " You can't pause in real life."}, {"start": 12898.460000000001, "end": 12908.460000000001, "text": " Why would an angle of up to 45 degrees and dive with an angle of 45 to 58?"}, {"start": 12914.460000000001, "end": 12918.460000000001, "text": " Wait, aileron and elevator? Am I pitching the elevator?"}, {"start": 12920.460000000001, "end": 12923.460000000001, "text": " I'm gonna assume I'm pitching the elevator."}, {"start": 12923.460000000001, "end": 12928.460000000001, "text": " And then I don't know, do I pitch up?"}, {"start": 12928.460000000001, "end": 12931.460000000001, "text": " I'm not diving though."}, {"start": 12944.460000000001, "end": 12947.460000000001, "text": " I don't know how much I'm supposed to."}, {"start": 12953.460000000001, "end": 12960.460000000001, "text": " Oh, so you just adjust the pitch and it kinda like... instead of needing to use the joystick,"}, {"start": 12960.460000000001, "end": 12971.460000000001, "text": " it kinda just like, doesn't bore you in a way?"}, {"start": 12971.460000000001, "end": 12975.460000000001, "text": " I wonder what the difference is?"}, {"start": 12975.460000000001, "end": 12980.460000000001, "text": " And this also fucked up my camera, I'm like on the side."}, {"start": 12997.460000000001, "end": 12999.460000000001, "text": " How do I reset?"}, {"start": 13005.460000000001, "end": 13029.960000000001, "text": " The thing is, I don't know if you have to trim, if you have full control of the stick,"}, {"start": 13029.960000000001, "end": 13037.960000000001, "text": " Why do you need to trim? Unless it's like you have to. It's too harsh if you're on this, on this stick only."}, {"start": 13041.960000000001, "end": 13054.960000000001, "text": " Sheen limit reached? It's like extra power? So it's like you're pitching, you're trying to go up but you also need to, I guess I see that."}, {"start": 13054.960000000001, "end": 13060.960000000001, "text": " I guess it's kind of like a cruise control, so you don't have to keep pulling the stick."}, {"start": 13060.960000000001, "end": 13062.960000000001, "text": " It could just auto do it."}, {"start": 13062.960000000001, "end": 13088.960000000001, "text": " Yeah, it's so much more harder to fly the first person, uh, third person."}, {"start": 13088.960000000001, "end": 13113.76, "text": " Yeah, let's make this more interesting and open the canopy, or not, it didn't open."}, {"start": 13113.76, "end": 13120.26, "text": " So then I'll just set the trim to zero, right, so there's no trim, and it's all me manually controlling."}, {"start": 13121.26, "end": 13123.76, "text": " Use elevator trim to exit the drive."}, {"start": 13124.76, "end": 13125.26, "text": " No."}, {"start": 13131.26, "end": 13132.26, "text": " I have control."}, {"start": 13140.26, "end": 13142.76, "text": " Put eject while upside down."}, {"start": 13143.76, "end": 13160.76, "text": " I'm on my training mission."}, {"start": 13160.76, "end": 13173.960000000001, "text": " Oh god, I almost passed out."}, {"start": 13173.960000000001, "end": 13186.76, "text": " Yeah, we're casually going 900 kilometers per hour."}, {"start": 13186.76, "end": 13210.84, "text": " Oh my god, this is going to be scary, but I believe."}, {"start": 13210.84, "end": 13232.880000000001, "text": " I think this is the last way point, assuming I don't crash."}, {"start": 13232.880000000001, "end": 13238.880000000001, "text": " one, play no HUD for the immersion? I'd shut it off if I knew how."}, {"start": 13240.880000000001, "end": 13244.880000000001, "text": " Yeah, I can't see the waypoint then."}, {"start": 13244.880000000001, "end": 13248.880000000001, "text": " I know where it is though."}, {"start": 13262.880000000001, "end": 13272.880000000001, "text": " I need a slightly more zoomed out, oh there we go."}, {"start": 13272.880000000001, "end": 13275.880000000001, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 13275.880000000001, "end": 13294.880000000001, "text": " what the fuck now land your plane and for a minute bro you're joking"}, {"start": 13294.880000000001, "end": 13303.880000000001, "text": " Okay, I extended the flaps, dude."}, {"start": 13303.880000000001, "end": 13311.880000000001, "text": " More in the throttle, heavily."}, {"start": 13311.880000000001, "end": 13314.880000000001, "text": " Landing gear extended."}, {"start": 13314.880000000001, "end": 13321.880000000001, "text": " I'm going 700 fucking watt kilometers per hour."}, {"start": 13321.880000000001, "end": 13333.240000000002, "text": " How do I hit the brakes?"}, {"start": 13333.240000000002, "end": 13339.240000000002, "text": " There's no way that just gets the fuck out of here."}, {"start": 13339.240000000002, "end": 13349.240000000002, "text": " This isn't a joke if I don't make it."}, {"start": 13349.24, "end": 13356.24, "text": " You're so fucking out of here."}, {"start": 13362.96, "end": 13367.96, "text": " Okay. Whatever, man."}, {"start": 13367.96, "end": 13374.96, "text": " You want to do that again for nine minutes?"}, {"start": 13374.960000000001, "end": 13382.6, "text": " Brother, that was basically a pass."}, {"start": 13382.6, "end": 13392.400000000001, "text": " You want to do it again?"}, {"start": 13392.4, "end": 13399.4, "text": " by"}, {"start": 13413.32, "end": 13419.6, "text": " on friday uh... there's like three games tokens dropping"}, {"start": 13419.6, "end": 13423.04, "text": " and a bunch of other shit"}, {"start": 13423.04, "end": 13430.04, "text": " that i don't remember there's a lot"}, {"start": 13431.2, "end": 13433.880000000001, "text": " oh fuck this guy bro"}, {"start": 13433.880000000001, "end": 13440.880000000001, "text": " how was this"}, {"start": 13444.56, "end": 13447.92, "text": " all right kick me out"}, {"start": 13447.92, "end": 13449.48, "text": " what time it's four o'clock"}, {"start": 13449.48, "end": 13452.6, "text": " chat this game is cool about whatever"}, {"start": 13452.6, "end": 13457.04, "text": " i can delete this and then install the gears of war"}, {"start": 13457.04, "end": 13461.24, "text": " multiplayer beta"}, {"start": 13461.24, "end": 13463.92, "text": " it's i- but what the hell am i gonna do here bro"}, {"start": 13463.92, "end": 13468.52, "text": " the game is kinda potato overall like it's a decent game but"}, {"start": 13468.52, "end": 13475.52, "text": " there's other better ones"}, {"start": 13475.52, "end": 13478.6, "text": " You need VR noob."}, {"start": 13478.6, "end": 13481.36, "text": " Oh, really dude?"}, {"start": 13497.36, "end": 13497.960000000001, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 13497.960000000001, "end": 13500.44, "text": " Um, yeah, what do we do here?"}, {"start": 13500.44, "end": 13510.960000000001, "text": " Let's do a round of streets and to maybe some battlefield or something brah I'm done with"}, {"start": 13510.960000000001, "end": 13514.04, "text": " I'm done with Street Fighter brah I don't think I'm playing again brah I'm done with"}, {"start": 13514.04, "end": 13514.54, "text": " Street Fighter"}, {"start": 13530.44, "end": 13542.28, "text": " I know there's a new character in Street Fighter, bro."}, {"start": 13542.28, "end": 13546.24, "text": " A new character is not something to like."}, {"start": 13546.24, "end": 13552.480000000001, "text": " A new character in those games isn't a reason to play."}, {"start": 13552.48, "end": 13571.859999999999, "text": " It's not like incentive to play."}, {"start": 13571.859999999999, "end": 13576.66, "text": " Now if you only play Saga, yeah well you want to play one character and learn the character."}, {"start": 13576.66, "end": 13581.3, "text": " The people that switch around are already very good at the game and then they try different"}, {"start": 13581.300000000001, "end": 13607.86, "text": " characters. Getting to masters is a reason to play. Have you seen this codename cure"}, {"start": 13607.86, "end": 13633.560000000001, "text": " to. I have not no 2006 game negative whoa tell me"}, {"start": 13633.56, "end": 13638.56, "text": " Maybe this is a bunch of shit because I got my ass kicked, bro."}, {"start": 13638.56, "end": 13642.56, "text": " What the hell is this?"}, {"start": 13642.56, "end": 13645.56, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 13645.56, "end": 13646.56, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 13646.56, "end": 13648.56, "text": " Where did this come from?"}, {"start": 13648.56, "end": 13650.56, "text": " Oh shit, we're going into it."}, {"start": 13650.56, "end": 13652.56, "text": " Yo, main!"}, {"start": 13652.56, "end": 13656.56, "text": " Main player!"}, {"start": 13656.56, "end": 13659.56, "text": " Is this actual pity loot?"}, {"start": 13659.56, "end": 13662.56, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 13662.56, "end": 13666.56, "text": " Dude, I don't even have any more MP5 mags. Yikes."}, {"start": 13672.56, "end": 13673.56, "text": " Oh, yes I do."}, {"start": 13673.56, "end": 13694.039999999999, "text": " Is this uh, does this have plates in it?"}, {"start": 13694.039999999999, "end": 13695.539999999999, "text": " Does this mean it has plates?"}, {"start": 13695.54, "end": 13698.42, "text": " As long as I have those ones this is actually good armor"}, {"start": 13714.220000000001, "end": 13719.94, "text": " Yeah, I can't put a scope on this thing be nice if I could I have one more mag"}, {"start": 13719.94, "end": 13726.94, "text": " Okay, I think I have everything here."}, {"start": 13726.94, "end": 13731.94, "text": " Na na na na na na na."}, {"start": 13731.94, "end": 13732.94, "text": " What time is this?"}, {"start": 13732.94, "end": 13737.94, "text": " Is this level three?"}, {"start": 13737.94, "end": 13738.94, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 13738.94, "end": 13746.94, "text": " I feel like I'm missing something."}, {"start": 13746.94, "end": 13751.2, "text": " CMS one of these I think I have everything"}, {"start": 13759.220000000001, "end": 13767.66, "text": " Time to donate gear most likely are the streets queues now that's the question"}, {"start": 13776.94, "end": 13802.16, "text": " I got a silencer bring Grizzly since it heals everything true"}, {"start": 13802.16, "end": 13820.0, "text": " I'm gonna extract today I hope."}, {"start": 13820.0, "end": 13822.119999999999, "text": " How did he get motivated for Tarkov again?"}, {"start": 13822.119999999999, "end": 13827.44, "text": " They literally wiped yesterday."}, {"start": 13827.44, "end": 13843.82, "text": " walking kills you most of the time at jiggle peak if you can instead I see that"}, {"start": 13843.82, "end": 13847.58, "text": " pistol runs are probably the way"}, {"start": 13847.58, "end": 13849.58, "text": " BAM BAM"}, {"start": 13854.58, "end": 13857.58, "text": " Alright, let's see what we got here boys. Let's see, let's see."}, {"start": 13860.58, "end": 13862.58, "text": " Let's see, let's see."}, {"start": 13871.58, "end": 13873.58, "text": " The Beast game was alright."}, {"start": 13877.58, "end": 13882.58, "text": " I had some good elements"}, {"start": 13882.58, "end": 13890.58, "text": " but not enough to, you know, do it up"}, {"start": 13890.58, "end": 13897.58, "text": " I like this spawn, I'm a fan of this spawn"}, {"start": 13897.58, "end": 13903.58, "text": " alright, I need insane gear"}, {"start": 13903.58, "end": 13906.58, "text": " Anything is an upgrade."}, {"start": 13906.58, "end": 13913.58, "text": " I'll take him."}, {"start": 13913.58, "end": 13915.58, "text": " I have to contact..."}, {"start": 13915.58, "end": 13917.58, "text": " Oh yeah, you can't even wear those."}, {"start": 13917.58, "end": 13921.58, "text": " Oh my god, there's a guy right there."}, {"start": 13921.58, "end": 13927.58, "text": " Hopefully I had a sniper rifle."}, {"start": 13927.58, "end": 13934.58, "text": " I would have probably still missed."}, {"start": 13957.58, "end": 13961.42, "text": " This has been a pretty big loot spot for me. I'm not gonna chase them"}, {"start": 13963.06, "end": 13968.94, "text": " I was gonna hear me and hunker down and then I'm gonna get bored and walk and then he's gonna wait and I'm gonna walk into"}, {"start": 13968.94, "end": 13970.94, "text": " his crosshair and die"}, {"start": 13977.06, "end": 13979.06, "text": " He's looting the bank"}, {"start": 13981.42, "end": 13983.42, "text": " Probably"}, {"start": 13983.42, "end": 13987.42, "text": " I need a ram."}, {"start": 13987.42, "end": 13991.42, "text": " Give me the ram."}, {"start": 13991.42, "end": 13995.42, "text": " Actually, I'll take the peas. Give me the peas."}, {"start": 13995.42, "end": 13999.42, "text": " I'll take those."}, {"start": 13999.42, "end": 14003.42, "text": " Did the game just detect that I was down bad? Cause why did they give me a"}, {"start": 14003.42, "end": 14007.42, "text": " duffel bag or a crate full of shit loot?"}, {"start": 14007.42, "end": 14011.42, "text": " That actually makes me...gave me another PMC run."}, {"start": 14011.42, "end": 14013.42, "text": " Everyone got it"}, {"start": 14020.3, "end": 14022.3, "text": " Probably for server problems"}, {"start": 14025.18, "end": 14027.42, "text": " I don't know if that's just good no, yeah"}, {"start": 14034.3, "end": 14037.460000000001, "text": " I wonder initially if it's worth just selling everything to"}, {"start": 14041.42, "end": 14060.1, "text": " Let me sit here."}, {"start": 14060.1, "end": 14061.1, "text": " Yeah, keys are always..."}, {"start": 14061.1, "end": 14065.7, "text": " You always gotta look up the wiki for the keys."}, {"start": 14065.7, "end": 14067.5, "text": " Sell until you can buy a scab box?"}, {"start": 14067.5, "end": 14068.82, "text": " Who do you sell to mainly?"}, {"start": 14068.82, "end": 14075.039999999999, "text": " If I just want to make a shit ton of rubles to quickly get to the flea market so I can get guns. What's the fastest way quests, right?"}, {"start": 14080.74, "end": 14083.1, "text": " Yeah, do you just mast out the therapist?"}, {"start": 14090.38, "end": 14094.82, "text": " Isn't flea is flea level locked or is it behind quests?"}, {"start": 14098.82, "end": 14118.82, "text": " 15"}, {"start": 14118.82, "end": 14143.26, "text": " All right, we're good am I gonna go to damaged house damaged house sometimes I feel like a damaged house"}, {"start": 14143.26, "end": 14149.26, "text": " Do you have a fan like a damaged house?"}, {"start": 14149.26, "end": 14155.26, "text": " Uh, the safe you can't open the safe."}, {"start": 14155.26, "end": 14159.26, "text": " Fully is not fully unlocked on level 15."}, {"start": 14159.26, "end": 14164.26, "text": " What the fuck did I just read?"}, {"start": 14164.26, "end": 14167.26, "text": " Ant-con, don't you need an untar for a quest?"}, {"start": 14167.26, "end": 14171.26, "text": " I wonder if I should pick that up."}, {"start": 14171.26, "end": 14173.26, "text": " 100k"}, {"start": 14182.86, "end": 14186.9, "text": " They change it items and locks you can even buy food"}, {"start": 14188.82, "end": 14195.18, "text": " Only a certain amount of items on lock at 15 they changed what you can buy up the flea market based off of levels"}, {"start": 14195.18, "end": 14202.18, "text": " Really."}, {"start": 14202.18, "end": 14213.5, "text": " Bro, this is a running simulator with the occasional heart attack in between."}, {"start": 14213.5, "end": 14218.300000000001, "text": " If you play this game, you think it's a running simulator, bro?"}, {"start": 14218.300000000001, "end": 14220.9, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14220.9, "end": 14227.06, "text": " Simulator with occasional heart attacks that are unexpected."}, {"start": 14232.1, "end": 14236.26, "text": " They try to make the game the least fun as possible. Yeah, honestly, it should just be"}, {"start": 14236.26, "end": 14242.1, "text": " unrestricted flea market. I just want the flea market... I play this game differently."}, {"start": 14242.1, "end": 14248.02, "text": " I just want to extract the highest value loot I can and then buy other people's"}, {"start": 14248.02, "end": 14252.98, "text": " shit that they find to then make my guns better and then just keep trying to get as many rubles"}, {"start": 14252.98, "end": 14264.1, "text": " as I can and then having like specific gun loadouts. You know, that just means you have"}, {"start": 14264.1, "end": 14269.060000000001, "text": " to farm more I guess. That's just how I play it. I don't fucking know. I'm casual in this game."}, {"start": 14269.06, "end": 14278.18, "text": " The flea is half the fun. What do you mean I should have never been a thing?"}, {"start": 14278.18, "end": 14302.82, "text": " I want to go around looking for the very specific gun parts that's not fun I can take that PSU"}, {"start": 14302.82, "end": 14304.82, "text": " Wait, did I live that shit?"}, {"start": 14305.539999999999, "end": 14311.199999999999, "text": " All right, I've died here and seen people here like five times and instead of just parking here. I'm gonna run across the street"}, {"start": 14314.619999999999, "end": 14320.96, "text": " I would have mind doing missions if I didn't forget where the fuck half of the objectives are and rely on a wiki"}, {"start": 14332.82, "end": 14338.779999999999, "text": " I told you there if they had a mode where all missions had a green dot as to where the stuff is"}, {"start": 14339.74, "end": 14341.74, "text": " 10 out of 10"}, {"start": 14344.199999999999, "end": 14346.699999999999, "text": " Is there an entrance to the back I"}, {"start": 14352.82, "end": 14360.039999999999, "text": " Wouldn't say it's yellow paint. I just you know if you're on season 10 and you play every season you have you know exactly where to go a"}, {"start": 14360.04, "end": 14367.04, "text": " A green dot is playing catch-up. That's not skill, that's just experience."}, {"start": 14370.400000000001, "end": 14377.400000000001, "text": " I have to catch up to the fucking demons who live, sleep, and shit this game."}, {"start": 14383.880000000001, "end": 14387.6, "text": " And then if you're dying to people who need a green dot, you fucking suck ass."}, {"start": 14387.6, "end": 14391.76, "text": " Because you already knew exactly where the hell to go"}, {"start": 14401.6, "end": 14408.92, "text": " You are Bitcoin is not worth shit anymore the store is always open isn't it"}, {"start": 14417.6, "end": 14427.4, "text": " I've got Samma, I'm drinking here, I'll just use it all."}, {"start": 14427.4, "end": 14432.140000000001, "text": " Honestly, you could have an endgame map already having quest markers on the map, wouldn't be"}, {"start": 14432.140000000001, "end": 14433.140000000001, "text": " a bad thing."}, {"start": 14433.140000000001, "end": 14438.36, "text": " You don't need quite, yeah, just like a fucking green shit-ass dot that shows me where the"}, {"start": 14438.36, "end": 14443.960000000001, "text": " fucking truck is instead of needing to alt-pad and look up, type in the shit-ass quest"}, {"start": 14443.960000000001, "end": 14450.160000000002, "text": " name and to then look at a generated user map to figure out where the objective is."}, {"start": 14450.160000000002, "end": 14455.76, "text": " Ain't nobody got time to fucking learn where everything is on season 10. This"}, {"start": 14455.76, "end": 14460.320000000002, "text": " game literally got it's season one. If a game season ones it's because it's"}, {"start": 14460.320000000002, "end": 14464.240000000002, "text": " been around for a long ass time."}, {"start": 14464.24, "end": 14476.64, "text": " So let the casuals just quickly get quests done, and you'd still be slower than the"}, {"start": 14476.64, "end": 14484.8, "text": " hardcore players who are just like, boom I know exactly where to go, go, go, go, go."}, {"start": 14484.8, "end": 14490.64, "text": " It tells you in the quest, fuck that shit bro, give me a red dot."}, {"start": 14490.64, "end": 14503.199999999999, "text": " agreed that's fun when the game is new this game is so fucking sweaty bro"}, {"start": 14504.48, "end": 14514.8, "text": " that's not being lazy dude you're stupid take if this was season one in the"}, {"start": 14514.800000000001, "end": 14520.44, "text": " game first launched or some shit fine but when you remaster the game the"}, {"start": 14520.44, "end": 14525.840000000002, "text": " casuals I don't fucking know who gives a shit they're not gonna do it whatever I"}, {"start": 14525.840000000002, "end": 14533.6, "text": " ain't doing the quests it is a little bit of laziness what does that mean"}, {"start": 14534.68, "end": 14538.04, "text": " what does that mean"}, {"start": 14544.800000000001, "end": 14558.400000000001, "text": " Is it 5581, some of the best ammo?"}, {"start": 14558.400000000001, "end": 14570.240000000002, "text": " Story related items or quest items near you?"}, {"start": 14570.24, "end": 14575.32, "text": " I would do the quest if they're marked because then you have a space, you know kind of where"}, {"start": 14575.32, "end": 14577.16, "text": " you want to go."}, {"start": 14577.16, "end": 14581.16, "text": " You can carve out and slowly head to that direction."}, {"start": 14581.16, "end": 14587.32, "text": " Should I just go for a quick extractor and get the fuck out of here instead of trying"}, {"start": 14587.32, "end": 14594.32, "text": " to min-max?"}, {"start": 14594.32, "end": 14617.32, "text": " I need the ship."}, {"start": 14617.32, "end": 14619.32, "text": " location."}, {"start": 14619.32, "end": 14647.72, "text": " What was that noise?"}, {"start": 14647.720000000001, "end": 14677.160000000002, "text": " fuck that shit I don't wanna fight this guy I'm trying to understand this fucking indicator"}, {"start": 14677.16, "end": 14683.039999999999, "text": " Is that literally me that's in here?"}, {"start": 14683.039999999999, "end": 14695.76, "text": " But then I go, it's like right here."}, {"start": 14695.76, "end": 14697.76, "text": " Motherfucker."}, {"start": 14697.76, "end": 14701.96, "text": " Oh, this is it."}, {"start": 14701.96, "end": 14704.44, "text": " I don't think this is for a quest though, is it?"}, {"start": 14704.44, "end": 14712.78, "text": " This is just task items on character."}, {"start": 14712.78, "end": 14713.78, "text": " It's just story."}, {"start": 14713.78, "end": 14715.060000000001, "text": " It's just lore."}, {"start": 14715.060000000001, "end": 14716.42, "text": " So this isn't a quest item."}, {"start": 14716.42, "end": 14718.66, "text": " It's like a story item."}, {"start": 14718.66, "end": 14721.86, "text": " For a story..."}, {"start": 14721.86, "end": 14727.18, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14727.18, "end": 14729.94, "text": " It's a lore item."}, {"start": 14729.94, "end": 14731.94, "text": " Requests unlock stuff too."}, {"start": 14734.5, "end": 14736.5, "text": " I'm gonna die going up here."}, {"start": 14737.94, "end": 14741.42, "text": " I'm leaving. Give me one successful extract."}, {"start": 14747.7, "end": 14753.34, "text": " Okay, if they have the same indicator maybe, but for regular quest items in the distance maybe."}, {"start": 14753.34, "end": 14759.66, "text": " Like if I, I don't know how the hell it works. If they had something similar, but for further quest items, that'd be cool."}, {"start": 14760.74, "end": 14764.94, "text": " Unless that's literally it so for the cut you're telling me if I go to interchange"}, {"start": 14766.34, "end": 14773.380000000001, "text": " Or if I go to customs and the quest where I have to put both of these on to a truck if I just look at a distance it will"}, {"start": 14774.380000000001, "end": 14778.7, "text": " Tell me the direction technically to go to put where the truck is"}, {"start": 14780.18, "end": 14782.18, "text": " Not from a distance"}, {"start": 14782.18, "end": 14790.380000000001, "text": " Only if you're not until you're close, okay. If they expanded the distance for fucking nudes like me"}, {"start": 14790.82, "end": 14796.48, "text": " So I don't need an alt tab and look at a map as to the general location of the fucking shit. That'd be nice"}, {"start": 14797.300000000001, "end": 14799.300000000001, "text": " They already made it subtle"}, {"start": 14800.18, "end": 14804.86, "text": " If you're complaining about that you suck balls at the game already because if you're complaining you already have fucking"}, {"start": 14805.1, "end": 14807.7, "text": " 50,000 hours in the game so you don't need that"}, {"start": 14808.1, "end": 14811.14, "text": " You've already done it 15 times because you're here every white"}, {"start": 14811.14, "end": 14823.26, "text": " It would suck for long distances, bro. They're game developers. They'll figure it out."}, {"start": 14823.26, "end": 14826.14, "text": " Don't know how to make it fade in and fade out."}, {"start": 14826.14, "end": 14832.58, "text": " It's not about sucking, bro. It's literally experience."}, {"start": 14832.58, "end": 14850.98, "text": " What the hell, bro?"}, {"start": 14850.98, "end": 14856.58, "text": " There's like a smoke thing there."}, {"start": 14856.58, "end": 14865.1, "text": " Okay, wait."}, {"start": 14865.1, "end": 14875.74, "text": " I forgot which extraction crash site is."}, {"start": 14875.74, "end": 14878.14, "text": " Isn't that the- I forgot what this one is too."}, {"start": 14898.58, "end": 14900.58, "text": " Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah."}, {"start": 14905.74, "end": 14918.74, "text": " Insane desync. I would have cleared that."}, {"start": 14918.74, "end": 14923.74, "text": " This game still has desync like that?"}, {"start": 14923.74, "end": 14932.74, "text": " They have added an item for me. Add a streamer item for me, okay?"}, {"start": 14932.74, "end": 14939.74, "text": " All right, and make it be a code zero."}, {"start": 14939.74, "end": 14962.539999999999, "text": " Purple."}, {"start": 14962.54, "end": 14966.86, "text": " need that for hideout? I don't have room for it."}, {"start": 14967.980000000001, "end": 14972.460000000001, "text": " I don't know about that, but I don't have room for that shit."}, {"start": 14975.660000000002, "end": 14979.980000000001, "text": " Or you know what? I don't want an item. Just make a quest helper"}, {"start": 14979.980000000001, "end": 14983.820000000002, "text": " so I can speedrun quests."}, {"start": 14992.54, "end": 15001.900000000001, "text": " All right, I'm gonna leave attempt to leave"}, {"start": 15001.9, "end": 15020.0, "text": " Yeah, and SKS is good."}, {"start": 15020.0, "end": 15026.46, "text": " I used to use an SKS as my budget weapon, and then I used to make the longest shotgun"}, {"start": 15026.46, "end": 15030.92, "text": " you could possibly make as my main weapon with a silencer."}, {"start": 15030.92, "end": 15040.86, "text": " nothing used to one tap. There's an add-on called Tarkov companion. Is that true?"}, {"start": 15040.86, "end": 15048.18, "text": " Did anyone use that? Said the guy who's gotten banned on his main account."}, {"start": 15048.18, "end": 15055.18, "text": " Yeah, if it's not official, I'm not interested."}, {"start": 15055.18, "end": 15064.18, "text": " Let's check this and leave."}, {"start": 15064.18, "end": 15066.18, "text": " ah"}, {"start": 15124.18, "end": 15126.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15132.58, "end": 15134.58, "text": " Know"}, {"start": 15154.18, "end": 15184.14, "text": " are you kidding he's all the way"}, {"start": 15184.14, "end": 15189.14, "text": " way on the right of that. Oh my God, I'm just closer."}, {"start": 15193.14, "end": 15196.98, "text": " Oh man, you fucking TV piece of shit."}, {"start": 15198.699999999999, "end": 15200.66, "text": " Oh fuck, everybody with TV in there in there bro,"}, {"start": 15200.66, "end": 15202.3, "text": " okay, fuck you and your TV."}, {"start": 15202.300000000001, "end": 15220.300000000001, "text": " Come on man, how many hours, okay."}, {"start": 15220.300000000001, "end": 15246.78, "text": " Come on man, come on, bro, shit man, shit man."}, {"start": 15246.78, "end": 15251.300000000001, "text": " way he did that on purpose that was actually smart did he throw that maybe"}, {"start": 15251.300000000001, "end": 15257.1, "text": " make me deaf and then move come on man god damn bro these motherfuckers do"}, {"start": 15257.1, "end": 15262.58, "text": " power plays power plays"}, {"start": 15262.58, "end": 15269.58, "text": " That was your grandma? Damn dude."}, {"start": 15269.58, "end": 15275.58, "text": " God damn, brother."}, {"start": 15275.58, "end": 15280.58, "text": " Listen to your grandma, bro. Maybe you know."}, {"start": 15280.58, "end": 15285.58, "text": " How do I check my hours?"}, {"start": 15292.58, "end": 15294.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15322.58, "end": 15348.06, "text": " why not get into the bus and shoot him from the window? I don't know you probably thought"}, {"start": 15348.06, "end": 15350.06, "text": " I was gonna go on the bus"}, {"start": 15353.66, "end": 15356.8, "text": " Estimated time eight minutes that's gotta be that's gotta be wrong"}, {"start": 15367.64, "end": 15372.64, "text": " You have been told a hundred times not to take mp5 as your primary weapon dumbass"}, {"start": 15373.359999999999, "end": 15377.84, "text": " I've never seen somebody say that and that's the only weapon I had"}, {"start": 15378.699999999999, "end": 15380.699999999999, "text": " Should I have gone in with a knife instead?"}, {"start": 15393.06, "end": 15395.98, "text": " You can check your hours during loading where"}, {"start": 15398.18, "end": 15400.18, "text": " Where does one see this?"}, {"start": 15402.06, "end": 15404.699999999999, "text": " Man 449 hours"}, {"start": 15404.7, "end": 15408.7, "text": " Really? Yeah."}, {"start": 15415.7, "end": 15419.7, "text": " Minus about 100 on the menu."}, {"start": 15422.7, "end": 15425.7, "text": " And 30 hours in the stash."}, {"start": 15425.7, "end": 15430.7, "text": " And 60 hours probably accidentally the game being left on."}, {"start": 15434.7, "end": 15441.7, "text": " They need to then do parentheses in game time in raid"}, {"start": 15451.58, "end": 15456.26, "text": " All right, let's see what we have here. What is next? Wow, this actually might be an eight minute queue"}, {"start": 15458.220000000001, "end": 15460.220000000001, "text": " Actual eight minute queue"}, {"start": 15461.34, "end": 15464.02, "text": " Yeah seasonal character, that's what you're supposed to do"}, {"start": 15464.7, "end": 15476.0, "text": " Well, the last time I played Tarkov was the most I played Tarkov, like I went all out"}, {"start": 15476.0, "end": 15480.140000000001, "text": " playing it."}, {"start": 15480.14, "end": 15484.699999999999, "text": " I played for like a month plus straight quests and everything"}, {"start": 15494.38, "end": 15498.76, "text": " Wow 10 bullets on the worst item I've ever seen okay"}, {"start": 15502.119999999999, "end": 15508.46, "text": " Last time I played I actually shot a bunch of scab and they might just shoot me on site I killed like 10"}, {"start": 15510.14, "end": 15530.0, "text": " So my scav, rep might be in the trash."}, {"start": 15530.0, "end": 15532.32, "text": " I have 10 bullets and garbage."}, {"start": 15532.32, "end": 15535.96, "text": " What am I, this is the worst."}, {"start": 15535.960000000001, "end": 15540.960000000001, "text": " I can't tell if that's a player. It's not, it's not."}, {"start": 15561.960000000001, "end": 15562.960000000001, "text": " Yeah, I think he's friendly."}, {"start": 15562.960000000001, "end": 15565.960000000001, "text": " I saw one in there is that why he's doing that"}, {"start": 15579.52, "end": 15581.880000000001, "text": " Bank has tar coins what are tar coins?"}, {"start": 15592.960000000001, "end": 15619.800000000001, "text": " Yeah, sometimes I've gotten a lot of good loot from this guy right here."}, {"start": 15619.800000000001, "end": 15622.800000000001, "text": " Absolute trash."}, {"start": 15632.300000000001, "end": 15636.800000000001, "text": " I'm just gonna get one tap by some guy. Ten bullets and the guns gonna jam."}, {"start": 15637.300000000001, "end": 15639.300000000001, "text": " Alright, I'm dead."}, {"start": 15644.300000000001, "end": 15646.300000000001, "text": " I know what's gonna happen."}, {"start": 15649.800000000001, "end": 15656.76, "text": " That's usually worth a decent amount."}, {"start": 15656.76, "end": 15659.560000000001, "text": " The gunnight guy was mad at me for bringing in."}, {"start": 15659.560000000001, "end": 15672.560000000001, "text": " I just got another one."}, {"start": 15672.56, "end": 15678.08, "text": " got a GPU. I already got very lucky with it."}, {"start": 15680.48, "end": 15687.56, "text": " Oh, that door is closed. Weird. I found a GPU in, I think, upstairs in the"}, {"start": 15687.56, "end": 15717.0, "text": " electronic box? There was one. Food. It was not the tutorial GPU. Is that a player? I"}, {"start": 15717.0, "end": 15729.88, "text": " literally can't tell. Oh my god it was! I think. I forgot, scab can't shoot player"}, {"start": 15729.880000000001, "end": 15732.880000000001, "text": " Scare Scab right? Any scab you don't scare me with."}, {"start": 15733.880000000001, "end": 15734.880000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 15755.880000000001, "end": 15756.880000000001, "text": " SP5."}, {"start": 15759.880000000001, "end": 15769.94, "text": " He's probably up here shooting from the window, with what sounds like an insane gun, so here"}, {"start": 15769.94, "end": 15777.000000000002, "text": " I go about to die to him."}, {"start": 15777.0, "end": 15779.0, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15807.0, "end": 15818.76, "text": " Right here. Come on, GPU me. Or something good."}, {"start": 15818.76, "end": 15829.28, "text": " Oh wait, no, this is downstairs, wasn't it? Oh yeah, wait, never mind. A patte. A patte"}, {"start": 15829.28, "end": 15838.960000000001, "text": " just reminds me of cat food I don't trust anybody who says and wants a patay"}, {"start": 15844.44, "end": 15851.24, "text": " that day is amazing thank you so I don't trust you bro I would never ask"}, {"start": 15851.24, "end": 15856.12, "text": " you if I was like where should we eat I would never ask you"}, {"start": 15859.28, "end": 15881.28, "text": " I should go for that, I don't know where it drops at though, oh right there."}, {"start": 15881.28, "end": 15887.28, "text": " The problem is, I don't have a backpack."}, {"start": 15887.28, "end": 15890.28, "text": " Found him!"}, {"start": 15890.28, "end": 15893.28, "text": " Oh my god dude."}, {"start": 15893.28, "end": 15897.28, "text": " Oh, come on man!"}, {"start": 15897.28, "end": 15901.28, "text": " There he is bro."}, {"start": 15901.28, "end": 15905.28, "text": " My fucking god dude."}, {"start": 15905.28, "end": 15910.28, "text": " Alright, alright."}, {"start": 15910.28, "end": 15912.28, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 15921.2, "end": 15923.7, "text": " I'm gonna unbind my shift button I'm done I"}, {"start": 15926.800000000001, "end": 15931.12, "text": " Have no other guns. I have nothing I have a 20 round. I have an M 700"}, {"start": 15933.2, "end": 15935.400000000001, "text": " I have an M 700 that's it"}, {"start": 15940.28, "end": 15957.720000000001, "text": " There's a lot of codes, you have to put the scope mount, that's such a bad idea."}, {"start": 15957.720000000001, "end": 15970.240000000002, "text": " Oh, buddy."}, {"start": 15970.240000000002, "end": 15986.04, "text": " No S mark, nothing?"}, {"start": 15986.04, "end": 15997.400000000001, "text": " I'm about to just sell all my GPUs. I'm so down, I'm selling everything. Until I can't"}, {"start": 15997.400000000001, "end": 16008.880000000001, "text": " buy anything. Everything is free reign. Early sell, I don't care. Even the LEDX, even if"}, {"start": 16008.880000000001, "end": 16017.080000000002, "text": " makes you guys cringe everything the therapists can have spring cleaning"}, {"start": 16021.240000000002, "end": 16036.480000000001, "text": " so then go to ragman or a skier to buy a shotgun with seven millies shotgun I"}, {"start": 16036.48, "end": 16040.8, "text": " can work with shotgun makes me feel powerful in this game. I don't know if I can slot anything"}, {"start": 16040.8, "end": 16043.48, "text": " into it though."}, {"start": 16043.48, "end": 16047.48, "text": " Uh, inspect."}, {"start": 16047.48, "end": 16053.48, "text": " How do you do this again?"}, {"start": 16053.48, "end": 16058.48, "text": " Prepare? Oh, you can't mod it yet? Oh, I can't mod it yet."}, {"start": 16058.48, "end": 16063.48, "text": " What is this? Why is this?"}, {"start": 16063.48, "end": 16065.48, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 16085.48, "end": 16087.48, "text": " Yeah, four bullets is a little scary."}, {"start": 16087.48, "end": 16093.16, "text": " Oh my god, I built backpack!"}, {"start": 16093.16, "end": 16100.56, "text": " Oh, I have to get the shit one?"}, {"start": 16100.56, "end": 16103.96, "text": " You need to remove it from Equips?"}, {"start": 16103.96, "end": 16105.48, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16105.48, "end": 16108.72, "text": " You need the hideout?"}, {"start": 16108.72, "end": 16111.6, "text": " Yeah, I don't think I can buy anything for this."}, {"start": 16111.6, "end": 16115.32, "text": " I thought you could do like a linked search?"}, {"start": 16115.32, "end": 16126.52, "text": " and then uh see buying and listing offers so i can't buy any gear parts right now"}, {"start": 16128.92, "end": 16129.56, "text": " edit build"}, {"start": 16132.52, "end": 16133.96, "text": " does the red mean i can't"}, {"start": 16140.92, "end": 16144.199999999999, "text": " oh yeah i can't okay whatever i just gotta load up and lip this"}, {"start": 16145.32, "end": 16149.16, "text": " All right. Oh my, I don't have shit."}, {"start": 16151.76, "end": 16152.42, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 16152.42, "end": 16155.699999999999, "text": " Penis helmet builds with shit stained fucking"}, {"start": 16156.96, "end": 16161.06, "text": " shit stained fucking Facebook marketplace razor headset."}, {"start": 16162.8, "end": 16164.3, "text": " Wait, what the hell?"}, {"start": 16164.3, "end": 16166.8, "text": " You can't buy these anymore?"}, {"start": 16170.74, "end": 16173.42, "text": " Yeah, get the contacts."}, {"start": 16175.32, "end": 16182.68, "text": " Yikes."}, {"start": 16182.68, "end": 16184.4, "text": " I have to unlock proper?"}, {"start": 16184.4, "end": 16185.4, "text": " Oh my."}, {"start": 16185.4, "end": 16193.76, "text": " Can I just roll this?"}, {"start": 16193.76, "end": 16195.92, "text": " Let's roll it."}, {"start": 16195.92, "end": 16209.6, "text": " it with a pre-G. I'm gonna customs."}, {"start": 16225.92, "end": 16239.12, "text": " Oh, interchange has a lot of maps, I got an interchange."}, {"start": 16239.12, "end": 16251.12, "text": " You're literally, you wanna check out the other people that are on your microchip, oh my"}, {"start": 16251.12, "end": 16252.12, "text": " god."}, {"start": 16252.12, "end": 16255.12, "text": " No, I don't, man, I don't, are you a dev?"}, {"start": 16255.12, "end": 16260.380000000001, "text": " Your game is cool, but your game is kind of plastic."}, {"start": 16260.380000000001, "end": 16265.640000000001, "text": " I'd rather play this game that feels like it's jank at times, but the jank makes it"}, {"start": 16265.640000000001, "end": 16268.640000000001, "text": " better."}, {"start": 16298.640000000001, "end": 16303.680000000002, "text": " beta lets you play the tutorial? Oh really? So I can at least see visually how the game looks."}, {"start": 16304.720000000001, "end": 16314.560000000001, "text": " Okay I will download this in the background and check it out after. It's 60 gigs by the way."}, {"start": 16328.640000000001, "end": 16353.640000000001, "text": " It's not the railway axle literally this way, maybe I should have do it."}, {"start": 16353.640000000001, "end": 16360.640000000001, "text": " I know a player can head in from this direction."}, {"start": 16367.880000000001, "end": 16371.800000000001, "text": " I have no headphones on."}, {"start": 16371.800000000001, "end": 16378.800000000001, "text": " So I probably sound like a stampede to somebody."}, {"start": 16378.800000000001, "end": 16382.800000000001, "text": " Yeah, is it me or do they make it so you leap over shit faster?"}, {"start": 16385.800000000003, "end": 16386.800000000003, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 16387.800000000003, "end": 16388.800000000003, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 16388.800000000003, "end": 16390.800000000003, "text": " Usually I'm on the receiving end!"}, {"start": 16390.800000000003, "end": 16392.800000000003, "text": " Thank you dude! Thank you!"}, {"start": 16392.800000000003, "end": 16394.800000000003, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 16394.800000000003, "end": 16397.800000000003, "text": " Oh my god dude, this is usually my POV!"}, {"start": 16397.800000000003, "end": 16399.800000000003, "text": " Holy shit!"}, {"start": 16399.800000000003, "end": 16401.800000000003, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 16401.800000000003, "end": 16403.800000000003, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 16403.800000000003, "end": 16405.800000000003, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 16405.800000000003, "end": 16407.800000000003, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 16407.8, "end": 16420.8, "text": " Thank you bro how many hours do you have now? I'm sorry I don't know how to tell thank you bro"}, {"start": 16424.8, "end": 16427.8, "text": " Oh my god yes"}, {"start": 16429.8, "end": 16434.8, "text": " I wonder if this gun is like a Saiga 9x19mm"}, {"start": 16434.8, "end": 16459.399999999998, "text": " That's amazing holy crap I needed that I needed that"}, {"start": 16464.8, "end": 16489.36, "text": " I am a I am looking for it's in Nikita's space game yeah if it's like this game and if the"}, {"start": 16489.36, "end": 16492.2, "text": " Looting is as satisfying. Why not?"}, {"start": 16493.24, "end": 16495.440000000002, "text": " This game still has the best looting"}, {"start": 16496.04, "end": 16498.04, "text": " That's some dark and darker"}, {"start": 16498.4, "end": 16500.4, "text": " But this still reign supreme"}, {"start": 16509.08, "end": 16512.0, "text": " We'll have a 20 years of development probably"}, {"start": 16515.2, "end": 16517.2, "text": " Most likely"}, {"start": 16519.36, "end": 16524.96, "text": " Squire Royale, did that game ever come out?"}, {"start": 16524.96, "end": 16532.68, "text": " Beta, beta early this year is kind of crazy, I thought he just announced it, that means"}, {"start": 16532.68, "end": 16544.08, "text": " they've been working on it for a while."}, {"start": 16544.08, "end": 16547.88, "text": " Honestly, the little trailer they released made it look pretty sick too."}, {"start": 16555.760000000002, "end": 16562.4, "text": " We miss radical heights. I don't think anybody ever mentioned or has stated that sentence before."}, {"start": 16563.440000000002, "end": 16565.940000000002, "text": " You were the first."}, {"start": 16574.08, "end": 16580.160000000003, "text": " My mission literally just to kill 10 scav and interchange or anybody players"}, {"start": 16582.24, "end": 16589.52, "text": " It really made it so leaping over little things are so fast. It's like so fast. It's a little comical feeling"}, {"start": 16604.08, "end": 16610.480000000003, "text": " Is this story mission the most, um, why is that the, is that really the main mission I should do?"}, {"start": 16611.2, "end": 16613.2, "text": " Does that have to go to customs for that?"}, {"start": 16615.36, "end": 16618.800000000003, "text": " Story unlocks the traitors. Oh, I thought it was just like levels"}, {"start": 16621.280000000002, "end": 16623.280000000002, "text": " So I have to do the tour"}, {"start": 16625.920000000002, "end": 16628.72, "text": " All right, well hopefully if I extract here I will do that"}, {"start": 16634.08, "end": 16641.08, "text": " We do not need H1Z2. That game was great for the time it came out. No, we don't need it anymore."}, {"start": 16645.08, "end": 16649.08, "text": " We don't, bro. That game was great for its time. Now it's a dated piece of shit."}, {"start": 16664.08, "end": 16682.120000000003, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 16682.120000000003, "end": 16689.84, "text": " Are you joking right now, friend?"}, {"start": 16689.84, "end": 16692.84, "text": " The guy angled himself right on the railing."}, {"start": 16705.84, "end": 16707.84, "text": " Already an upgrade."}, {"start": 16719.84, "end": 16729.88, "text": " Alright, care for both Killa and Tagila are on interchange now?"}, {"start": 16729.88, "end": 16730.88, "text": " Dagila?"}, {"start": 16730.88, "end": 16731.88, "text": " Dagila?"}, {"start": 16731.88, "end": 16744.64, "text": " I'm gonna take this and drink this shit."}, {"start": 16744.64, "end": 16748.68, "text": " Ah, the old mall."}, {"start": 16748.68, "end": 16759.48, "text": " good. The old male male male. Okay the goal now is to kill a group of two and one"}, {"start": 16759.48, "end": 16765.72, "text": " tap both of them and they're gonna have fully loaded M4s with 60 round drum"}, {"start": 16765.72, "end": 16771.16, "text": " mags that I'm never going to bring into the raid because I will die instantly and lose it."}, {"start": 16784.2, "end": 16790.36, "text": " War Z, I'll never forget the war between War Z and Daisy. Different time on this website."}, {"start": 16790.36, "end": 16799.72, "text": " Different time, different viewers, different website, different vibe."}, {"start": 16799.72, "end": 16812.760000000002, "text": " Is that a mirror? Did I just hear somebody open something?"}, {"start": 16812.760000000002, "end": 16839.24, "text": " It's interesting how all of these buildings are useless, essentially."}, {"start": 16839.24, "end": 16846.24, "text": " any of these you can just ignore"}, {"start": 16855.2, "end": 16859.08, "text": " okay back at right"}, {"start": 16859.08, "end": 16866.08, "text": " yeah he actually had really good gear"}, {"start": 16869.24, "end": 16893.760000000002, "text": " Don't worry, no one knows I'm here."}, {"start": 16893.760000000002, "end": 16896.120000000003, "text": " This guy died in a scary spot."}, {"start": 16896.12, "end": 16901.96, "text": " oh well this cycle looks good"}, {"start": 16926.12, "end": 16933.12, "text": " Are you serious?"}, {"start": 16933.12, "end": 16938.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 16938.12, "end": 16945.12, "text": " Are you serious?"}, {"start": 16945.12, "end": 16947.12, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16975.12, "end": 16980.12, "text": " Yeah, this Saiga looks loaded. I wonder if I should take this."}, {"start": 16988.12, "end": 16991.12, "text": " I have the same rig."}, {"start": 16991.12, "end": 17011.16, "text": " this shit back up cuz I was gonna grab it I actually dropped a mag already whoops"}, {"start": 17021.12, "end": 17028.12, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17028.12, "end": 17031.12, "text": " the"}, {"start": 17031.12, "end": 17035.12, "text": " death"}, {"start": 17035.12, "end": 17038.12, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17038.12, "end": 17040.12, "text": " the"}, {"start": 17040.12, "end": 17045.12, "text": " death"}, {"start": 17045.12, "end": 17050.12, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17050.12, "end": 17072.239999999998, "text": " God damn, the way he was moving."}, {"start": 17072.239999999998, "end": 17074.399999999998, "text": " This game is filled with bots."}, {"start": 17074.399999999998, "end": 17075.399999999998, "text": " Buddy."}, {"start": 17075.399999999998, "end": 17078.32, "text": " Don't be stupid, bro."}, {"start": 17078.32, "end": 17085.32, "text": " you're doing the thing where you're being dumb."}, {"start": 17085.8, "end": 17089.8, "text": " It sounds like somebody who's never played this game."}, {"start": 17089.8, "end": 17096.1, "text": " It is though, it is but like at the same time it isn't."}, {"start": 17096.1, "end": 17103.1, "text": " The scabs are a perfect amount of threat to then encounter a player."}, {"start": 17108.32, "end": 17115.32, "text": " Alright, I've never lived with this guy."}, {"start": 17138.32, "end": 17146.48, "text": " grand shack oh yeah I need the kills always to be like that"}, {"start": 17168.32, "end": 17182.32, "text": " Another side guy. I think this one has more room than MK3."}, {"start": 17182.32, "end": 17196.239999999998, "text": " Is that a silencer?"}, {"start": 17196.239999999998, "end": 17201.44, "text": " Honestly, this armor is easy to find."}, {"start": 17201.44, "end": 17209.44, "text": " I'm not going to pick it up."}, {"start": 17209.44, "end": 17236.76, "text": " I have no room unless I drop this."}, {"start": 17236.760000000002, "end": 17243.760000000002, "text": " I don't think this is worth, but I have nothing worthy of holding in here."}, {"start": 17243.760000000002, "end": 17247.660000000003, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 17247.660000000003, "end": 17254.660000000003, "text": " I already have an armored body armor on, that doesn't make sense."}, {"start": 17266.760000000002, "end": 17273.760000000002, "text": " is this a joke?"}, {"start": 17296.760000000002, "end": 17303.760000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17303.760000000002, "end": 17306.760000000002, "text": " death"}, {"start": 17306.760000000002, "end": 17311.760000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17311.760000000002, "end": 17313.760000000002, "text": " death"}, {"start": 17313.760000000002, "end": 17318.760000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17318.760000000002, "end": 17325.760000000002, "text": " death"}, {"start": 17325.760000000002, "end": 17330.760000000002, "text": " Oh, that works!"}, {"start": 17330.760000000002, "end": 17337.760000000002, "text": " Where'd that other dude go?"}, {"start": 17337.760000000002, "end": 17351.760000000002, "text": " I swear the guy that lived is real."}, {"start": 17381.760000000002, "end": 17395.600000000002, "text": " Damn, the one guy who looked like he was a player."}, {"start": 17395.6, "end": 17397.92, "text": " I'm going to loot and he's going to show up and one tap me."}, {"start": 17411.12, "end": 17411.76, "text": " Here we load."}, {"start": 17425.6, "end": 17437.44, "text": " Oh, yeah, this looks good, hold on."}, {"start": 17437.44, "end": 17441.28, "text": " Alright, okay, okay!"}, {"start": 17441.28, "end": 17443.28, "text": " AK-105?"}, {"start": 17443.28, "end": 17453.28, "text": " Where do I even put this?"}, {"start": 17483.28, "end": 17489.28, "text": " Why don't my bullets do that when it's an actual player?"}, {"start": 17489.28, "end": 17494.28, "text": " When it's a player, the bullets bend and miss."}, {"start": 17513.28, "end": 17516.76, "text": " I mean, it's XP, right?"}, {"start": 17516.76, "end": 17521.719999999998, "text": " Until some guy shows up and kills me, because he hears everything?"}, {"start": 17521.72, "end": 17546.72, "text": " I'm going to get a frag."}, {"start": 17546.72, "end": 17548.72, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 17556.72, "end": 17558.72, "text": " Bluezy."}, {"start": 17576.72, "end": 17578.72, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17606.72, "end": 17615.72, "text": " What am I even looking for here?"}, {"start": 17615.72, "end": 17624.72, "text": " AKS74U?"}, {"start": 17624.72, "end": 17626.72, "text": " Hello!"}, {"start": 17626.72, "end": 17648.72, "text": " We're at the actually taking the mag."}, {"start": 17648.72, "end": 17653.72, "text": " More 7mm."}, {"start": 17653.72, "end": 17655.52, "text": " I guess I'll just take these pistols."}, {"start": 17657.32, "end": 17658.52, "text": " Aren't you dead guys here?"}, {"start": 17662.420000000002, "end": 17664.02, "text": " This guy, that has, that's good armor."}, {"start": 17664.02, "end": 17666.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17694.02, "end": 17696.02, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 17696.02, "end": 17724.94, "text": " Where is that guy I killed?"}, {"start": 17724.94, "end": 17726.94, "text": " Right there."}, {"start": 17726.94, "end": 17728.94, "text": " This guy looked like he took a while to die."}, {"start": 17732.94, "end": 17734.94, "text": " There's just a lot of scab on interchange right now."}, {"start": 17734.94, "end": 17736.94, "text": " Yeah, this guy took forever to die."}, {"start": 17738.94, "end": 17740.94, "text": " Get a silence pistol."}, {"start": 17744.94, "end": 17748.94, "text": " I swear we're moving this and switching it to this and getting more gears the way."}, {"start": 17755.699999999997, "end": 17760.8, "text": " Better helmet level three level three it's two level threes"}, {"start": 17763.14, "end": 17767.26, "text": " Bandage for quest. Oh, yeah, doesn't the therapist need some shit. Oh"}, {"start": 17769.219999999998, "end": 17772.82, "text": " Yeah, the aloo splint better at your protection"}, {"start": 17777.26, "end": 17780.039999999997, "text": " Pro says better at your protection and I still get head-eyes"}, {"start": 17784.94, "end": 17791.94, "text": " They know how to find the head and the eyes through their ears."}, {"start": 17814.94, "end": 17825.94, "text": " Well, no matter how time before someone shows up in one taps, waiting for the moment."}, {"start": 17825.94, "end": 17840.94, "text": " Holy shit, that was loud."}, {"start": 17840.94, "end": 17863.94, "text": " I know man, I know, I should really leave."}, {"start": 17863.94, "end": 17888.859999999997, "text": " And I wonder if I found these noodles."}, {"start": 17888.86, "end": 17890.86, "text": " I'm going to eat right now."}, {"start": 17899.260000000002, "end": 17901.260000000002, "text": " I missed a corpse upstairs."}, {"start": 17902.86, "end": 17904.86, "text": " Did I loot this guy?"}, {"start": 17906.3, "end": 17908.3, "text": " How is that?"}, {"start": 17908.940000000002, "end": 17911.18, "text": " Is that worth picking up? Is that worth something?"}, {"start": 17915.100000000002, "end": 17917.18, "text": " I have nothing to reload the AK with."}, {"start": 17918.86, "end": 17937.86, "text": " got a cowboy hat on another pillbox"}, {"start": 17937.86, "end": 17955.38, "text": " I would totally take the SKS."}, {"start": 17955.38, "end": 17961.420000000002, "text": " Nearly full HPMO."}, {"start": 17961.420000000002, "end": 17962.7, "text": " I didn't see that shit."}, {"start": 17965.74, "end": 17966.54, "text": " Find this."}, {"start": 17968.620000000003, "end": 17969.58, "text": " 445."}, {"start": 17969.9, "end": 17970.4, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17971.780000000002, "end": 17973.420000000002, "text": " Alright, now I should leave!"}, {"start": 17973.660000000003, "end": 17974.7, "text": " Should get the fuck out of here."}, {"start": 17977.460000000003, "end": 17978.500000000004, "text": " Got to build blocks too."}, {"start": 17980.02, "end": 17981.460000000003, "text": " Cause I don't really know the way out."}, {"start": 17982.100000000002, "end": 17982.980000000003, "text": " I kinda know."}, {"start": 17991.420000000002, "end": 18001.420000000002, "text": " Eat, drink, I don't know if the AK-12, I can use it on the AK-105."}, {"start": 18001.420000000002, "end": 18004.420000000002, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 18004.420000000002, "end": 18017.420000000002, "text": " Oh, it's the other stairs."}, {"start": 18017.420000000002, "end": 18035.420000000002, "text": " I'm tripping I don't remember where I killed this guy maybe it's time to leave"}, {"start": 18047.420000000002, "end": 18049.420000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18063.9, "end": 18065.9, "text": " Just bottomed me"}, {"start": 18077.420000000002, "end": 18098.420000000002, "text": " There's one more."}, {"start": 18098.420000000002, "end": 18124.420000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 18124.420000000002, "end": 18135.140000000003, "text": " I thought this guy was a player oh"}, {"start": 18138.420000000002, "end": 18140.58, "text": " Shit, I don't think that's a better backpack. I"}, {"start": 18143.74, "end": 18147.58, "text": " Could take the eight are out or get the scope at least"}, {"start": 18150.820000000003, "end": 18152.820000000003, "text": " It's like a good scope"}, {"start": 18154.420000000002, "end": 18159.420000000002, "text": " All right, let me, I'm leaving, I'm leaving. I gotta go. I gotta figure out where the hell I'm going."}, {"start": 18165.420000000002, "end": 18166.420000000002, "text": " After I loot this guy."}, {"start": 18169.420000000002, "end": 18171.420000000002, "text": " Emmercom checkpoint."}, {"start": 18175.420000000002, "end": 18178.420000000002, "text": " I swear that MP-133 is better than my M870."}, {"start": 18184.420000000002, "end": 18204.420000000002, "text": " I can repair it as well if this jams I'm done bro yeah which way to ever come"}, {"start": 18204.420000000002, "end": 18222.420000000002, "text": " Is it out the front to the left?"}, {"start": 18222.420000000002, "end": 18224.420000000002, "text": " I could go to the brochon this way"}, {"start": 18252.420000000002, "end": 18255.420000000002, "text": " You know what? Maybe I will. I would have."}, {"start": 18265.420000000002, "end": 18267.420000000002, "text": " I'll make it seven minutes."}, {"start": 18274.420000000002, "end": 18280.420000000002, "text": " I'm too heavy. Well, bro, I have nothing, so I'm gonna keep going."}, {"start": 18282.420000000002, "end": 18284.420000000002, "text": " One, two, three, four!"}, {"start": 18292.02, "end": 18294.02, "text": " Let him!"}, {"start": 18299.140000000003, "end": 18301.140000000003, "text": " I forgot dropping the backpack's a thing."}, {"start": 18301.14, "end": 18321.7, "text": " that just annihilates the stamina drop the quest armor you'll find it that's what I was"}, {"start": 18321.7, "end": 18341.9, "text": " saying. I should ask what I was thinking. Crawl run crawl as fast."}, {"start": 18351.7, "end": 18364.02, "text": " True."}, {"start": 18364.02, "end": 18370.62, "text": " Watch every six scab here and one sniper on top."}, {"start": 18370.62, "end": 18372.62, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 18372.62, "end": 18374.62, "text": " Nope"}, {"start": 18387.98, "end": 18389.98, "text": " All right, here we go"}, {"start": 18389.98, "end": 18410.3, "text": " Ow, my leg is- If I get sniped, I will be sad, but you know what, that's just how the"}, {"start": 18410.3, "end": 18411.3, "text": " cookie crumbles."}, {"start": 18411.3, "end": 18416.3, "text": " Let's just have a cookie, Grummies!"}, {"start": 18416.3, "end": 18423.3, "text": " Let's just have a cookie, Go's!"}, {"start": 18423.3, "end": 18435.3, "text": " Watch out for the new mines."}, {"start": 18435.3, "end": 18439.94, "text": " don't do this is he is that true"}, {"start": 18454.78, "end": 18462.1, "text": " all right not bad I'm gonna customs with a shotgun now"}, {"start": 18462.100000000002, "end": 18465.54, "text": " All right, I'm gonna do it"}, {"start": 18466.02, "end": 18472.180000000004, "text": " I'm gonna drop all my stuff off and go customs with a shotgun. I have to for the story quest anyways"}, {"start": 18485.22, "end": 18489.500000000004, "text": " I think this if I actually extract this is my first actual extract"}, {"start": 18492.100000000002, "end": 18499.100000000002, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 18499.100000000002, "end": 18503.940000000002, "text": " He did it!"}, {"start": 18503.940000000002, "end": 18504.940000000002, "text": " Very nice."}, {"start": 18504.940000000002, "end": 18508.820000000003, "text": " A lot of scab deaths."}, {"start": 18508.820000000003, "end": 18510.7, "text": " Damn, 27 kills?"}, {"start": 18510.7, "end": 18519.780000000002, "text": " There's a lot of levels, actually not really, there's like a level and a half."}, {"start": 18519.78, "end": 18528.94, "text": " Was it a lot?"}, {"start": 18528.94, "end": 18535.78, "text": " Alright, let's go right in."}, {"start": 18535.78, "end": 18536.78, "text": " Prepare."}, {"start": 18536.78, "end": 18543.78, "text": " I might just bring the pillbox in and hopefully I don't die."}, {"start": 18566.78, "end": 18595.32, "text": " Oh, you gotta get a ground zero for that."}, {"start": 18595.32, "end": 18604.88, "text": " Another stockpile, pillbox, 25 shots, hopefully that's enough."}, {"start": 18604.88, "end": 18605.88, "text": " Four painkillers."}, {"start": 18605.88, "end": 18620.6, "text": " I don't know if that was worth doing."}, {"start": 18620.600000000002, "end": 18622.72, "text": " Okay, Customs, 8 AM."}, {"start": 18625.74, "end": 18628.24, "text": " I look so geared, but I'm not."}, {"start": 18632.640000000003, "end": 18634.680000000004, "text": " I have another thing to turn in, did I?"}, {"start": 18637.640000000003, "end": 18639.480000000003, "text": " I give off the illusion of gear."}, {"start": 18650.600000000002, "end": 18667.760000000002, "text": " Alright, something tells me this has the fastest queue, like one minute queues or something"}, {"start": 18667.760000000002, "end": 18668.480000000003, "text": " for this map."}, {"start": 18680.600000000002, "end": 18687.600000000002, "text": " Let's see. You didn't eat or drink. I definitely did. I'm at 100-100."}, {"start": 18687.600000000002, "end": 18688.600000000002, "text": " 100-100."}, {"start": 18707.600000000002, "end": 18708.600000000002, "text": " I remember I needed to go."}, {"start": 18708.600000000002, "end": 18710.600000000002, "text": " Do you have a good spawn for this?"}, {"start": 18713.600000000002, "end": 18715.600000000002, "text": " For the truck?"}, {"start": 18717.600000000002, "end": 18721.600000000002, "text": " I don't think I do. Oh dear."}, {"start": 18728.600000000002, "end": 18732.600000000002, "text": " Is there a scav up here? Oh, I'm here."}, {"start": 18733.600000000002, "end": 18735.600000000002, "text": " Oh, this is..."}, {"start": 18737.600000000002, "end": 18739.600000000002, "text": " Not today."}, {"start": 18740.600000000002, "end": 18742.600000000002, "text": " He left his vodka."}, {"start": 18747.600000000002, "end": 18772.36, "text": " I missed that. I don't know if this was a fresh match."}, {"start": 18772.36, "end": 18782.36, "text": " I used to be a sugar collector, I just am on there."}, {"start": 18782.36, "end": 18798.36, "text": " Alright, this is a scary spawn against 5,000 hour demons."}, {"start": 18798.36, "end": 18822.12, "text": " Oh, yeah, okay, you know what wait hand over three items what"}, {"start": 18822.12, "end": 18836.8, "text": " Oh, okay. Is it at which door was that? You need a key for that? I should just mark the vehicles."}, {"start": 18836.8, "end": 18866.68, "text": " Or I get really lucky with the 206 key."}, {"start": 18866.68, "end": 18868.68, "text": " Let me see the target first, please"}, {"start": 18869.46, "end": 18872.44, "text": " Let me be the one who sneaks up on the target again, please"}, {"start": 18873.32, "end": 18878.24, "text": " Game and gods. I don't want to I please let me shoot somebody in the back"}, {"start": 18878.24, "end": 18881.68, "text": " Who has like the greatest sniper rifle in the game, please?"}, {"start": 18885.36, "end": 18889.28, "text": " Thank you, I'm in I'm in oh"}, {"start": 18889.28, "end": 18896.8, "text": " The gears beta is live two days early"}, {"start": 18912.32, "end": 18919.26, "text": " Seven thousand hours demon dude and there were two seven thousand hours cuz he had a friend. Oh my god"}, {"start": 18919.28, "end": 18921.28, "text": " Bro"}, {"start": 18933.719999999998, "end": 18935.98, "text": " Is it true is this live right now I"}, {"start": 18938.84, "end": 18940.84, "text": " Hit it up that was fun Tarkov"}, {"start": 18949.28, "end": 18955.92, "text": " If it's not, why is no one streaming it then?"}, {"start": 18955.92, "end": 18957.44, "text": " There's no one in the section."}, {"start": 18957.44, "end": 18960.96, "text": " Why is no one in the section if this is live?"}, {"start": 18960.96, "end": 18962.199999999997, "text": " I do not mean to load that up."}, {"start": 18979.28, "end": 18999.28, "text": " I swear that just erred and did not work."}, {"start": 18999.28, "end": 19001.28, "text": " There were three PMC's."}, {"start": 19001.28, "end": 19003.28, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 19003.28, "end": 19008.079999999998, "text": " If I snuck up behind them, that'd be so good, but I sprinted at the worst possible moment."}, {"start": 19024.079999999998, "end": 19026.079999999998, "text": " Low level fatal error."}, {"start": 19027.84, "end": 19030.34, "text": " When graphic drivers are out of date..."}, {"start": 19033.28, "end": 19042.18, "text": " Okay, I will download these drivers and just hopefully it's just a quick install and not like a whole problem"}, {"start": 19063.28, "end": 19066.28, "text": " All right, install."}, {"start": 19069.28, "end": 19073.28, "text": " You have to restart anyways, not necessarily."}, {"start": 19073.28, "end": 19093.28, "text": " If it doesn't work, we've got some battlefield."}, {"start": 19103.28, "end": 19116.96, "text": " All right, hold up, hold up, are you gonna stream QuakeCon?"}, {"start": 19116.96, "end": 19127.32, "text": " No, they still do QuakeCon?"}, {"start": 19127.32, "end": 19129.32, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 19129.32, "end": 19151.32, "text": " Come on install no problems just zoom through and then we're good."}, {"start": 19151.32, "end": 19158.32, "text": " If it hits me with a fail, uh-oh."}, {"start": 19158.32, "end": 19167.04, "text": " Come on buddy, come on."}, {"start": 19167.04, "end": 19169.239999999998, "text": " Is the bar moving?"}, {"start": 19169.239999999998, "end": 19173.239999999998, "text": " It's moving, it's moving."}, {"start": 19173.239999999998, "end": 19176.6, "text": " A Wolfenstein remaster?"}, {"start": 19176.6, "end": 19178.84, "text": " That'd be cool."}, {"start": 19178.84, "end": 19179.84, "text": " with the old one."}, {"start": 19196.84, "end": 19198.84, "text": " All right. And I think we're good."}, {"start": 19201.84, "end": 19203.84, "text": " Thank God. All right. Nice."}, {"start": 19205.84, "end": 19206.84, "text": " No major issues."}, {"start": 19208.84, "end": 19213.58, "text": " There's no all line. It's just Horde. I have no idea, bro"}, {"start": 19222.32, "end": 19224.32, "text": " Let's see"}, {"start": 19238.84, "end": 19262.88, "text": " I'll see what we have here."}, {"start": 19262.88, "end": 19264.6, "text": " Is this good?"}, {"start": 19264.600000000002, "end": 19273.2, "text": " They're gonna shadow drop Wolfenstein remastered Quakecon maybe?"}, {"start": 19273.2, "end": 19274.2, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 19274.2, "end": 19287.800000000003, "text": " I mean, if they're going resident evil level, why not?"}, {"start": 19287.8, "end": 19304.28, "text": " All right, maybe, maybe."}, {"start": 19334.28, "end": 19352.399999999998, "text": " I never asked tears of war e-day multiplayer beta okay thank you we heard"}, {"start": 19352.399999999998, "end": 19355.12, "text": " you the first time"}, {"start": 19356.16, "end": 19360.399999999998, "text": " he's get something tells me he's gonna say it again"}, {"start": 19360.4, "end": 19363.4, "text": " Gears of War, E-Day Multiplayer Beta."}, {"start": 19368.4, "end": 19373.4, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, this is the slowest shader compile I think I've ever witnessed."}, {"start": 19373.4, "end": 19376.4, "text": " Gears of War, E-Day Multiplayer Beta."}, {"start": 19386.4, "end": 19389.4, "text": " Gears of War, E-Day Multiplayer Beta."}, {"start": 19390.4, "end": 19394.4, "text": " Are you kidding brother? Are you kidding?"}, {"start": 19399.4, "end": 19402.4, "text": " Gears of War, eBay Multiplayer Beta"}, {"start": 19412.4, "end": 19415.4, "text": " Gears of War, eBay Multiplayer Beta"}, {"start": 19416.4, "end": 19418.4, "text": " Come on bro, let's move!"}, {"start": 19420.4, "end": 19438.9, "text": " Gears of War, E-Day Multiplayer Beta."}, {"start": 19438.9, "end": 19445.38, "text": " Gears of War, E-Day Multiplayer Beta."}, {"start": 19445.38, "end": 19449.38, "text": " Remind us one more time, please. I missed it the first five times."}, {"start": 19451.38, "end": 19454.38, "text": " Gears of War, eBay multiplayer beta."}, {"start": 19454.38, "end": 19456.38, "text": " Ah, okay, okay."}, {"start": 19464.38, "end": 19467.38, "text": " Gears of War, eBay multiplayer beta."}, {"start": 19475.38, "end": 19484.940000000002, "text": " All right, is this alpha?"}, {"start": 19484.940000000002, "end": 19488.260000000002, "text": " Uh, bro, it's like they're beta that they're doing, brother."}, {"start": 19488.260000000002, "end": 19490.7, "text": " Then listen to the guy."}, {"start": 19490.7, "end": 19493.86, "text": " Dears of war, e-day multiplayer beta."}, {"start": 19493.86, "end": 19497.54, "text": " Listen to the guy, bro."}, {"start": 19497.54, "end": 19503.66, "text": " He's gonna get this guy glass of water."}, {"start": 19503.66, "end": 19512.78, "text": " Gears of War! That's crazy how Spider-Man had such a big opening weekend, like damn bro,"}, {"start": 19512.78, "end": 19516.78, "text": " I don't know anybody who cares about that. But everybody cares about that."}, {"start": 19516.78, "end": 19518.78, "text": " Gears of War! E-Day Multiplayer Beta!"}, {"start": 19518.78, "end": 19520.78, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 19528.78, "end": 19531.98, "text": " Gears of War! E-Day Multiplayer Beta!"}, {"start": 19531.98, "end": 19533.98, "text": " It was a good film."}, {"start": 19541.98, "end": 19544.98, "text": " Gears of War, Be Day Multiplayer Beta."}, {"start": 19546.98, "end": 19549.98, "text": " Spider-Man, I love Spider-Man."}, {"start": 19550.98, "end": 19552.98, "text": " I love Spider-Man."}, {"start": 19553.98, "end": 19555.98, "text": " I took both my left Gears."}, {"start": 19555.98, "end": 19557.98, "text": " B-day multiplayer beta"}, {"start": 19560.3, "end": 19562.3, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 19563.38, "end": 19569.02, "text": " Love for AIDS best model button big AIDS was it really that good war?"}, {"start": 19577.66, "end": 19579.66, "text": " Was the villain"}, {"start": 19581.02, "end": 19583.64, "text": " Gears of war B-day multiplayer baby"}, {"start": 19585.98, "end": 19597.86, "text": " We made it."}, {"start": 19597.86, "end": 19600.38, "text": " Free release software by the way."}, {"start": 19600.38, "end": 19604.02, "text": " And before this is actually wrong and not live."}, {"start": 19604.02, "end": 19608.1, "text": " Available from August 4th, 26th for initial setup."}, {"start": 19608.1, "end": 19610.1, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 19610.1, "end": 19615.18, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 19615.18, "end": 19621.18, "text": " Is it for graphics right now? I mean, it did, you know, it makes sense, unless that's just the initial."}, {"start": 19625.68, "end": 19627.68, "text": " Noo, camp? Why not?"}, {"start": 19627.68, "end": 19655.36, "text": " I don't think I'm going to be able to run this, but what I'm trying to do is something tells"}, {"start": 19655.36, "end": 19662.36, "text": " me I'm probably gonna have to uh... yeah..."}, {"start": 19671.920000000002, "end": 19678.920000000002, "text": " uh... yeah there's no way. 45 FPS, lol."}, {"start": 19685.36, "end": 19690.36, "text": " Yeah, 20k PC cannot handle ludicrous"}, {"start": 19694.0, "end": 19696.48, "text": " Yeah, yeah, damn"}, {"start": 19700.24, "end": 19704.88, "text": " Give me with that balanced still not okay"}, {"start": 19707.08, "end": 19709.760000000002, "text": " All right, what about all on high"}, {"start": 19711.88, "end": 19713.88, "text": " Buddy buddy buddy"}, {"start": 19713.88, "end": 19721.88, "text": " How about quality with ray tracing? Does this dynamically change?"}, {"start": 19721.88, "end": 19728.88, "text": " How about shut off ray tracing and then quality?"}, {"start": 19728.88, "end": 19731.88, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 19731.88, "end": 19738.88, "text": " Really raytracing isn't the killer?"}, {"start": 19761.88, "end": 19771.64, "text": " I don't know, should this be on? Improves GPU performance for reducing? Oh, this should"}, {"start": 19771.64, "end": 19777.16, "text": " be on. Really?"}, {"start": 19777.16, "end": 19787.920000000002, "text": " Oh, oh my. Yep. Global illumination is the murderer."}, {"start": 19787.920000000002, "end": 19791.920000000002, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 19791.920000000002, "end": 19800.920000000002, "text": " Usually, global elimination is the most beautiful thing, though."}, {"start": 19800.920000000002, "end": 19806.920000000002, "text": " Damn, that's what totally affects it."}, {"start": 19806.920000000002, "end": 19808.920000000002, "text": " That is the killer."}, {"start": 19808.920000000002, "end": 19813.920000000002, "text": " Wait, actually, is there no Framegen?"}, {"start": 19813.920000000002, "end": 19816.920000000002, "text": " I just realized, is there no frame gen?"}, {"start": 19819.920000000002, "end": 19823.920000000002, "text": " Disabled for beta? Well, that explains a lot too."}, {"start": 19829.920000000002, "end": 19835.920000000002, "text": " I can literally play this game on, um, maxed out ludicrous, but yes."}, {"start": 19836.920000000002, "end": 19837.920000000002, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 19839.920000000002, "end": 19842.920000000002, "text": " Alright, now we're good. Just one other thing."}, {"start": 19843.920000000002, "end": 19857.600000000002, "text": " All right, let's see now."}, {"start": 19857.600000000002, "end": 19883.600000000002, "text": " Oh, this is weird, you gotta duck and do a bunch of other stuff?"}, {"start": 19883.600000000002, "end": 19885.600000000002, "text": " You can wait any minute."}, {"start": 19886.600000000002, "end": 19889.600000000002, "text": " You've been too much fire when the target appears."}, {"start": 19943.600000000002, "end": 19945.600000000002, "text": " That definitely hit him."}, {"start": 19954.600000000002, "end": 19956.600000000002, "text": " You can swap shoulders as well."}, {"start": 19973.600000000002, "end": 19983.600000000002, "text": " What the hell was that?"}, {"start": 19983.600000000002, "end": 19994.600000000002, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 19994.600000000002, "end": 19995.600000000002, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 20001.2, "end": 20005.600000000002, "text": " I can't, I mean, visually so far, it looks just like the previous Gears of War, and the"}, {"start": 20005.600000000002, "end": 20007.800000000003, "text": " previous Gears of War was wicked good looking."}, {"start": 20007.800000000003, "end": 20011.800000000003, "text": " I mean, it probably looks better, but yeah."}, {"start": 20014.800000000003, "end": 20016.4, "text": " It definitely does."}, {"start": 20018.2, "end": 20020.000000000004, "text": " Horde Siege!"}, {"start": 20020.600000000002, "end": 20021.800000000003, "text": " All right, here we go."}, {"start": 20021.800000000003, "end": 20023.000000000004, "text": " Who's playing this shit?"}, {"start": 20023.000000000004, "end": 20024.000000000004, "text": " Ranked."}, {"start": 20024.600000000002, "end": 20026.600000000002, "text": " Casual"}, {"start": 20027.120000000003, "end": 20029.04, "text": " Click play"}, {"start": 20029.04, "end": 20031.680000000004, "text": " Action armor. Oh, I'm gonna go Lucas"}, {"start": 20034.600000000002, "end": 20036.600000000002, "text": " You can customize I don't have anything"}, {"start": 20045.480000000003, "end": 20047.86, "text": " All right, who's playing this not ready I'm ready"}, {"start": 20077.86, "end": 20099.86, "text": " No, no one knows about this right now?"}, {"start": 20099.86, "end": 20119.54, "text": " What the hell did I respond into?"}, {"start": 20119.54, "end": 20129.54, "text": " I'm going to follow this guy and bait him."}, {"start": 20129.54, "end": 20131.54, "text": " All of this guy's baited me."}, {"start": 20141.54, "end": 20143.54, "text": " Got that!"}, {"start": 20146.54, "end": 20148.54, "text": " It's open mic."}, {"start": 20150.54, "end": 20152.54, "text": " The mic is open."}, {"start": 20155.54, "end": 20157.54, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 20159.54, "end": 20185.02, "text": " That is definitely Gears of War."}, {"start": 20185.02, "end": 20188.5, "text": " Alright hilarious."}, {"start": 20188.5, "end": 20193.5, "text": " This game still plays exactly the same, where the shotgun is still Rain Supreme."}, {"start": 20196.5, "end": 20198.5, "text": " You gotta like, do shit."}, {"start": 20198.5, "end": 20223.5, "text": " Okay, like I had something that one taps."}, {"start": 20223.5, "end": 20225.5, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20237.38, "end": 20239.38, "text": " Have like a weird"}, {"start": 20253.5, "end": 20271.84, "text": " Goddamn!"}, {"start": 20271.84, "end": 20274.16, "text": " It's crazy how cosmetic this one gun is."}, {"start": 20288.32, "end": 20289.84, "text": " Come on, man!"}, {"start": 20301.84, "end": 20310.24, "text": " this guy's shit on the whole team this one guy's a shit on the whole team what"}, {"start": 20316.24, "end": 20323.2, "text": " oh yeah we are good shit guys where's the sniper rifle"}, {"start": 20323.2, "end": 20330.2, "text": " I don't give a name wherever this guy gets shot."}, {"start": 20330.2, "end": 20345.2, "text": " Where you on it, where you on it?"}, {"start": 20345.2, "end": 20373.68, "text": " The shock and active reload is so easy."}, {"start": 20373.68, "end": 20380.68, "text": " of"}, {"start": 20380.68, "end": 20383.68, "text": " of"}, {"start": 20383.68, "end": 20388.68, "text": " of"}, {"start": 20388.68, "end": 20390.68, "text": " of"}, {"start": 20390.68, "end": 20392.68, "text": " of"}, {"start": 20392.68, "end": 20394.86, "text": " Sme-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me!"}, {"start": 20412.18, "end": 20413.18, "text": " What the hell was that?"}, {"start": 20422.68, "end": 20429.68, "text": " Oh, easy."}, {"start": 20429.68, "end": 20437.0, "text": " I should get rid of the cover system."}, {"start": 20437.0, "end": 20444.68, "text": " If they got rid of the cover system, it's literally not Gears of War anymore."}, {"start": 20444.68, "end": 20474.64, "text": " I feel like in this game, they just play it safe."}, {"start": 20474.64, "end": 20476.64, "text": " like it's just Gears of War."}, {"start": 20498.079999999998, "end": 20500.079999999998, "text": " Got owned by a Doom Dev we won."}, {"start": 20500.08, "end": 20526.72, "text": " More like on the doom death I'm looking for I don't know where the sniper rifle is I think"}, {"start": 20526.72, "end": 20528.72, "text": " You go fight it on the map, right?"}, {"start": 20556.72, "end": 20567.24, "text": " bro what are these players doing let's go"}, {"start": 20586.72, "end": 20591.34, "text": " All right, let's see here."}, {"start": 20591.34, "end": 20592.84, "text": " This is now the actual test."}, {"start": 20592.84, "end": 20595.24, "text": " This is a fresh match."}, {"start": 20595.24, "end": 20597.08, "text": " Fresh match."}, {"start": 20597.08, "end": 20599.24, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 20599.24, "end": 20604.24, "text": " Or before, freshy."}, {"start": 20604.24, "end": 20630.24, "text": " I swear, the actual, the Lancer sucks."}, {"start": 20660.24, "end": 20670.24, "text": " of"}, {"start": 20701.120000000003, "end": 20703.120000000003, "text": " Brother come on"}, {"start": 20726.52, "end": 20729.88, "text": " Yeah, there are four of them trying to kill me right there. I got one guy"}, {"start": 20730.24, "end": 20733.480000000003, "text": " I got one guy."}, {"start": 20733.480000000003, "end": 20736.4, "text": " I swear, ADS thing is cope."}, {"start": 20736.4, "end": 20737.56, "text": " I should not ADS."}, {"start": 20760.24, "end": 20767.24, "text": " Is this a jerk?"}, {"start": 20777.24, "end": 20784.24, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 20790.24, "end": 20800.24, "text": " of"}, {"start": 20800.24, "end": 20810.24, "text": " of"}, {"start": 20810.24, "end": 20815.24, "text": " of"}, {"start": 20815.24, "end": 20817.24, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 20845.24, "end": 20847.24, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20875.24, "end": 20893.2, "text": " I thought I saw the sniper rifle up here."}, {"start": 20893.2, "end": 20895.2, "text": " Is there only so many shots or some shit?"}, {"start": 20923.2, "end": 20949.940000000002, "text": " I actually have no ammo."}, {"start": 20949.94, "end": 20951.94, "text": " I don't know how to chainsaw"}, {"start": 20979.94, "end": 21001.26, "text": " It's not my fault the futuristic fucking assault rifle shoots paper balls"}, {"start": 21001.260000000002, "end": 21015.38, "text": " Is that how you change the chance all one tap"}, {"start": 21031.260000000002, "end": 21053.120000000003, "text": " I don't really understand how the shoddy works, it's so inconsistent."}, {"start": 21053.12, "end": 21059.12, "text": " It's like all the pellets need a hit for the quick one tap, that's what it seems like."}, {"start": 21078.12, "end": 21080.12, "text": " Oh my God, his fucking teammate showed up."}, {"start": 21080.12, "end": 21082.12, "text": " Right, it's like, what? Okay."}, {"start": 21083.12, "end": 21085.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 21173.12, "end": 21175.12, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21203.12, "end": 21213.12, "text": " Where is he dead?"}, {"start": 21213.12, "end": 21220.12, "text": " Wait, that guy was..."}, {"start": 21220.12, "end": 21224.12, "text": " Yeah, what?"}, {"start": 21224.12, "end": 21253.96, "text": " That may all respawn so fast."}, {"start": 21253.96, "end": 21255.96, "text": " Let's try it one more time here"}, {"start": 21258.399999999998, "end": 21261.54, "text": " Well, I think it's a night game. It's Gears of War"}, {"start": 21266.879999999997, "end": 21268.879999999997, "text": " My reviews it's Gears of War"}, {"start": 21283.96, "end": 21289.879999999997, "text": " He fucking hates it!"}, {"start": 21289.879999999997, "end": 21302.48, "text": " The answer of the game, minus four hundred million."}, {"start": 21302.48, "end": 21311.48, "text": " Minus four hundred?"}, {"start": 21311.48, "end": 21329.88, "text": " try the horde mode ah nah dude horde mode in 2026 I'll just go play space marines"}, {"start": 21341.48, "end": 21347.16, "text": " Yeah, what the hell is this working?"}, {"start": 21347.16, "end": 21353.32, "text": " Oh, waiting for other players."}, {"start": 21353.32, "end": 21371.04, "text": " Oh, it says 16 player horde mode."}, {"start": 21371.04, "end": 21378.04, "text": " come on."}, {"start": 21401.04, "end": 21411.04, "text": " Oh, we got the Microsoft CEO on the other team."}, {"start": 21431.04, "end": 21438.52, "text": " Dude what?"}, {"start": 21438.52, "end": 21442.52, "text": " We killed it, you can kill each other in this game?"}, {"start": 21442.52, "end": 21447.760000000002, "text": " Dude I downed him but he killed me."}, {"start": 21447.760000000002, "end": 21449.760000000002, "text": " You can trade."}, {"start": 21449.760000000002, "end": 21477.280000000002, "text": " You can trade in almost all shooting games."}, {"start": 21477.28, "end": 21479.28, "text": " Ah, there's a lot you can't."}, {"start": 21537.28, "end": 21547.28, "text": " Brother, how are you doing this?"}, {"start": 21547.28, "end": 21561.079999999998, "text": " Oh, is that me?"}, {"start": 21561.08, "end": 21563.08, "text": " What is the last one standing?"}, {"start": 21591.08, "end": 21595.760000000002, "text": " Where you go I thought you wanted some of this"}, {"start": 21598.56, "end": 21603.02, "text": " There's boy no one's talking dude. We're sort of game, right?"}, {"start": 21615.52, "end": 21618.88, "text": " Why not not everything's discord you fuck"}, {"start": 21651.08, "end": 21668.08, "text": " of"}, {"start": 21698.08, "end": 21723.08, "text": " Okay, can't even wall bounce? Brother, I didn't play this game a lot. Oh, nice box."}, {"start": 21723.08, "end": 21730.08, "text": " Okay, actually survived."}, {"start": 21730.08, "end": 21737.08, "text": " Let's do this."}, {"start": 21737.08, "end": 21746.08, "text": " Don't want to leave!"}, {"start": 21776.08, "end": 21783.08, "text": " We got to be owning right now."}, {"start": 21806.08, "end": 21808.58, "text": " You know what you want, everyone!"}, {"start": 21816.280000000002, "end": 21818.58, "text": " Brother will be in flak, brother!"}, {"start": 21836.08, "end": 21843.08, "text": " What's that to me?"}, {"start": 21843.08, "end": 21851.08, "text": " Come on, man!"}, {"start": 21851.08, "end": 21862.08, "text": " You're coming for me!"}, {"start": 21862.08, "end": 21863.04, "text": " Oh, snap!"}, {"start": 21868.72, "end": 21870.08, "text": " The hell, did that guy die?"}, {"start": 21922.08, "end": 21929.08, "text": " Is it clap?"}, {"start": 21935.08, "end": 21942.08, "text": " The slide seems very powerful."}, {"start": 21952.08, "end": 21964.52, "text": " Early access from pre-ordering, yeah."}, {"start": 21964.52, "end": 21971.120000000003, "text": " Try the horde mode."}, {"start": 21971.120000000003, "end": 21977.960000000003, "text": " Let's see, it's actually 16 players."}, {"start": 21977.960000000003, "end": 21981.920000000002, "text": " Horde Siege."}, {"start": 21981.920000000002, "end": 21993.760000000002, "text": " class. I'm gonna go medic. Learn how to play. Yikes."}, {"start": 21998.04, "end": 22003.36, "text": " Honey, don't you just like press 1, 2, 3, 4, Q, E, and then just like hold left"}, {"start": 22003.36, "end": 22027.760000000002, "text": " click on heads. Yeah, this is the new Gears of War."}, {"start": 22033.36, "end": 22055.36, "text": " All right, let's see, let's see, hold up."}, {"start": 22055.36, "end": 22061.36, "text": " How is he playing this early? If you pre-order you get access to the beta."}, {"start": 22071.36, "end": 22075.36, "text": " Oh wait, we're actually playing with a bunch of... oh okay, it's not tutorial done."}, {"start": 22075.36, "end": 22079.36, "text": " It's onboarding, but still."}, {"start": 22085.36, "end": 22090.36, "text": " Welcome to the fight here."}, {"start": 22090.36, "end": 22096.36, "text": " The city is overlocked with locusts and the fast-future dug-in seats, so it's a significant resistance."}, {"start": 22096.36, "end": 22099.36, "text": " Your objective is as follows."}, {"start": 22099.36, "end": 22104.36, "text": " Rigs have been airdropped into defensive positions in multiple districts across the city."}, {"start": 22104.36, "end": 22112.36, "text": " You are tasked with activating and defending these rigs as they generate vital seismic data on locusts moving across the region."}, {"start": 22112.36, "end": 22118.36, "text": " The multiple supply caches were abandoned in the A.O. during the evacuation."}, {"start": 22118.36, "end": 22120.36, "text": " The armor outweighed caches."}, {"start": 22120.36, "end": 22124.36, "text": " Did you require weapons, twizons, or ammunition in the field?"}, {"start": 22124.36, "end": 22127.36, "text": " I'll be providing you updates as you go."}, {"start": 22129.36, "end": 22131.36, "text": " Those are strong food rations."}, {"start": 22131.36, "end": 22133.36, "text": " Get yourself squared away."}, {"start": 22138.36, "end": 22140.36, "text": " All right, let's get to it."}, {"start": 22140.36, "end": 22151.88, "text": " All righty, whoops I wasted that defend the rig wait so 60 of us are all"}, {"start": 22151.88, "end": 22156.28, "text": " spread out"}, {"start": 22186.28, "end": 22187.28, "text": " Hey, hols!"}, {"start": 22202.28, "end": 22204.28, "text": " Wait, are they? Is this the enemy squad?"}, {"start": 22207.28, "end": 22208.28, "text": " This is random."}, {"start": 22216.28, "end": 22218.28, "text": " It just dates your day!"}, {"start": 22239.78, "end": 22241.78, "text": " Now, Peter, I can do it."}, {"start": 22246.28, "end": 22256.28, "text": " Oh that's, I don't know how he, you like, lifted the guy up with a..."}, {"start": 22256.28, "end": 22268.28, "text": " I don't know how he did that."}, {"start": 22268.28, "end": 22270.28, "text": " F.B.S. is tanked on this map."}, {"start": 22283.76, "end": 22285.76, "text": " Oh, I think you run and did it."}, {"start": 22298.28, "end": 22324.28, "text": " Oh, you're decent again."}, {"start": 22354.28, "end": 22364.28, "text": " Yeah, don't go on the e-hole!"}, {"start": 22364.28, "end": 22381.28, "text": " Wow, I actually died, I died."}, {"start": 22381.28, "end": 22387.28, "text": " Wait, no way, am I dead the rest of the game?"}, {"start": 22387.28, "end": 22401.28, "text": " I don't know about horde modes in games or boring as hell, dude, I don't have to tell"}, {"start": 22401.28, "end": 22420.14, "text": " Yeah, we have like space marines that was like a dedicated horde mode, yeah we have"}, {"start": 22420.14, "end": 22426.039999999997, "text": " so many dedicated horde mode games that when you just add a horde mode it's gonna be shallow"}, {"start": 22426.04, "end": 22430.04, "text": " and potato compared to the games dedicated to it."}, {"start": 22430.04, "end": 22433.04, "text": " They're just like, better, you know?"}, {"start": 22437.04, "end": 22441.04, "text": " There's so many good ones! Space Marines is basically a better horde mode."}, {"start": 22445.04, "end": 22449.04, "text": " Here's Horde is the best mate you played one round, said no one ever."}, {"start": 22451.04, "end": 22454.04, "text": " I can tell it's potato from one round."}, {"start": 22486.04, "end": 22513.04, "text": " rig at Cooper Commons over this way. Boys, where are you at? I'm about to activate this"}, {"start": 22513.04, "end": 22515.04, "text": " Yellow"}, {"start": 22520.48, "end": 22522.48, "text": " Prepare your defenses"}, {"start": 22527.96, "end": 22531.8, "text": " 800 upgraded perfect ammo fire rate"}, {"start": 22534.920000000002, "end": 22536.920000000002, "text": " Squad perks rewards"}, {"start": 22543.04, "end": 22571.32, "text": " I would say, you know what man, if Ciderpunks was $400 million, okay?"}, {"start": 22571.32, "end": 22572.32, "text": " Everything was new."}, {"start": 22572.32, "end": 22580.56, "text": " okay everything was new it was a brand new ip created new universe new characters new stories"}, {"start": 22580.56, "end": 22585.84, "text": " from the ground up and then this fucking game is the same shit from what it launched on xbox 360"}, {"start": 22587.28, "end": 22591.84, "text": " 400 million making the same fucking shotgun for 20 years"}, {"start": 22594.8, "end": 22595.76, "text": " like what are we doing here"}, {"start": 22595.760000000002, "end": 22601.760000000002, "text": " There must have been some like money and bezel notes."}, {"start": 22601.760000000002, "end": 22603.760000000002, "text": " There's no way."}, {"start": 22603.760000000002, "end": 22605.760000000002, "text": " This game is alright."}, {"start": 22605.760000000002, "end": 22607.760000000002, "text": " It's just more gears."}, {"start": 22607.760000000002, "end": 22609.760000000002, "text": " How the fuck?"}, {"start": 22609.760000000002, "end": 22617.760000000002, "text": " If you use the same game and just made it a DLC and just like, slowly updated it, it would still look the same."}, {"start": 22619.760000000002, "end": 22623.760000000002, "text": " You know, at least Concord, they try, at least they try to do it, okay?"}, {"start": 22625.760000000002, "end": 22633.04, "text": " I would take Concorde over this is what I'm saying I'm not even lying"}, {"start": 22641.160000000003, "end": 22645.600000000002, "text": " There's way more like different things going on even if it's the same shit"}, {"start": 22647.68, "end": 22649.68, "text": " The same cover system"}, {"start": 22649.68, "end": 22653.68, "text": " Shocking ol' rain supreme."}, {"start": 22653.68, "end": 22657.68, "text": " You go cover to cover bullshit."}, {"start": 22657.68, "end": 22661.68, "text": " If you're a Gears fan, this will just be right up your alley."}, {"start": 22661.68, "end": 22665.68, "text": " I am the Gears. I kinda like it."}, {"start": 22665.68, "end": 22669.68, "text": " It's not bad. It's just Gears."}, {"start": 22669.68, "end": 22673.68, "text": " It just feels like it's such a safe game."}, {"start": 22673.68, "end": 22677.68, "text": " It feels like the same."}, {"start": 22677.68, "end": 22695.5, "text": " when does this come out? I suck at it because it's bad. I mean if that's what you want to"}, {"start": 22695.5, "end": 22701.46, "text": " cope with you think it's a skill issue. I sure have. Whatever you want to cope with"}, {"start": 22701.46, "end": 22707.1, "text": " your show bro have fun sounds like you're mad I don't think it has anything"}, {"start": 22707.1, "end": 22712.68, "text": " to do with skill bro like come on man that's that's honestly that sounds like"}, {"start": 22712.68, "end": 22719.54, "text": " you're a mad fanboy when you use that as an excuse come on bro do exactly like"}, {"start": 22719.54, "end": 22723.059999999998, "text": " he plays fucking Dark Souls do you think this is like Dark Souls level like"}, {"start": 22723.059999999998, "end": 22726.34, "text": " what are you even talking about you know what below go play this beta right"}, {"start": 22726.34, "end": 22730.02, "text": " now literally are the people who pre-ordered the game so you're"}, {"start": 22730.02, "end": 22736.62, "text": " either like X fucking 36 year old Gears of War played this shit out of it"}, {"start": 22736.62, "end": 22742.98, "text": " players or you might be a dev playtastic with the players no one else is"}, {"start": 22742.98, "end": 22748.34, "text": " preordering this game show like no shit everybody else is gonna be like super"}, {"start": 22748.34, "end": 22755.06, "text": " Gears fans I don't think some random motherfucker is about to drop $90 and"}, {"start": 22755.06, "end": 22765.02, "text": " be like this is gonna be my first years of war here I go I'm finally gonna try it"}, {"start": 22765.02, "end": 22768.98, "text": " guys I'm finally gonna do it"}, {"start": 22770.38, "end": 22776.02, "text": " it took me seven games I'm doing it this time"}, {"start": 22777.02, "end": 22782.260000000002, "text": " I get it bro I get it you guys enjoy slob I get it well happy motherfuckers"}, {"start": 22782.260000000002, "end": 22788.260000000002, "text": " probably buy like sharp cards and fucking FIFA cards. Alright, I get it. I'm going against the grade."}, {"start": 22812.260000000002, "end": 22819.260000000002, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 22819.260000000002, "end": 22827.260000000002, "text": " Same guy who complaints about a cube character?"}, {"start": 22827.260000000002, "end": 22828.260000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 22828.260000000002, "end": 22829.260000000002, "text": " I will."}, {"start": 22829.260000000002, "end": 22836.260000000002, "text": " Haha, what?"}, {"start": 22836.260000000002, "end": 22846.06, "text": " I told you miss"}, {"start": 22846.06, "end": 22851.820000000003, "text": " Dad you got successfully rage baited"}, {"start": 22851.820000000003, "end": 22853.340000000004, "text": " How the fuck are you bro?"}, {"start": 22853.340000000004, "end": 22855.660000000003, "text": " My mom, my mom, my mom, my next rucksack is missing again"}, {"start": 22855.660000000003, "end": 22859.38, "text": " Because the latest thing ever when I was 15 I came home from middle school and I"}, {"start": 22859.38, "end": 22861.820000000003, "text": " got on and it was fucking out there"}, {"start": 22861.82, "end": 22863.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22875.26, "end": 22877.26, "text": " Next wave"}, {"start": 22879.7, "end": 22882.48, "text": " And maybe I just don't like gaming maybe you're right"}, {"start": 22891.82, "end": 22895.9, "text": " It's kind of like COD, the same game every year."}, {"start": 22895.9, "end": 22896.9, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 22896.9, "end": 22897.9, "text": " No."}, {"start": 22897.9, "end": 22898.9, "text": " Yes, but no."}, {"start": 22898.9, "end": 22899.9, "text": " Yes and no."}, {"start": 22899.9, "end": 22900.9, "text": " Yes and no."}, {"start": 22900.9, "end": 22903.4, "text": " Yes, but no."}, {"start": 22903.4, "end": 22905.26, "text": " But there's way more of a time..."}, {"start": 22905.26, "end": 22908.06, "text": " COD is a yearly release."}, {"start": 22908.06, "end": 22909.26, "text": " When was the last years of war?"}, {"start": 22909.26, "end": 22912.46, "text": " Like three years ago?"}, {"start": 22912.46, "end": 22919.46, "text": " 20-18. Six years."}, {"start": 22972.46, "end": 22977.46, "text": " Wait, when does this game come out?"}, {"start": 22985.46, "end": 22986.46, "text": " October?"}, {"start": 22988.46, "end": 22990.46, "text": " Yeah..."}, {"start": 22993.46, "end": 22995.46, "text": " Yeah, I asked and I never read it."}, {"start": 22995.46, "end": 23002.66, "text": " there has no friends of course you won't play this game I don't think friends I"}, {"start": 23002.66, "end": 23010.379999999997, "text": " guess so whatever whatever brah you enjoy with your fucking friends brother"}, {"start": 23010.379999999997, "end": 23016.5, "text": " all right directing you to the landing zone make sure to secure it"}, {"start": 23025.46, "end": 23047.94, "text": " This guy's recoil feels so weird, it looks like a delayed relif of the crosshair, it"}, {"start": 23047.94, "end": 23061.14, "text": " You may at least be upgraded."}, {"start": 23061.14, "end": 23076.94, "text": " What the fuck is he even shooting at?"}, {"start": 23076.94, "end": 23078.94, "text": " I"}, {"start": 23090.26, "end": 23093.14, "text": " Know my god, wow, no HP"}, {"start": 23097.699999999997, "end": 23102.039999999997, "text": " Hi Taylor to the LD you're rising down and need the area clear"}, {"start": 23106.94, "end": 23134.699999999997, "text": " I hope there isn't a last bit I got to go compared to Helldivers 2, helldivers 2 is"}, {"start": 23134.7, "end": 23141.7, "text": " It's so much better, but that's a stupid comparison."}, {"start": 23141.7, "end": 23148.7, "text": " This is just like your typical horde mode in like a horde game."}, {"start": 23148.7, "end": 23155.7, "text": " Buddy, this is just like a game mode that experience gears in a way."}, {"start": 23155.7, "end": 23162.7, "text": " You have an experience, but you can experience similar in other games."}, {"start": 23164.7, "end": 23166.7, "text": " It's just a horde mode."}, {"start": 23166.7, "end": 23170.7, "text": " They're not gonna do it. They're not doing anything much insanely new here."}, {"start": 23179.7, "end": 23181.7, "text": " Cover me, VAR!"}, {"start": 23191.7, "end": 23193.7, "text": " I got him! I got him!"}, {"start": 23194.7, "end": 23205.7, "text": " I was testing the e-holes."}, {"start": 23205.7, "end": 23215.7, "text": " Oh my god, he fell in too."}, {"start": 23215.7, "end": 23222.7, "text": " Don't leave me here, please!"}, {"start": 23222.7, "end": 23230.7, "text": " Don't leave me, please!"}, {"start": 23230.7, "end": 23235.7, "text": " Don't leave me!"}, {"start": 23235.7, "end": 23237.7, "text": " Fine, I'll leave you."}, {"start": 23237.7, "end": 23240.7, "text": " Fine, I'll leave you."}, {"start": 23240.7, "end": 23244.9, "text": " Chad, I'll be on tomorrow! Regular stream, GGs."}, {"start": 23245.9, "end": 23247.9, "text": " I'll see you guys tomorrow, next stream Wednesday."}, {"start": 23247.9, "end": 23248.9, "text": " You guys enjoy the rest of your night."}, {"start": 23248.9, "end": 23251.3, "text": " I just got to vanish here. Peace out till next time."}, {"start": 23251.3, "end": 23253.600000000002, "text": " Goodbye, Chad. Thank you for watching."}, {"start": 23253.600000000002, "end": 23257.100000000002, "text": " I will see you on Wednesday for another one."}, {"start": 23258.2, "end": 23260.100000000002, "text": " Yes, yes."}, {"start": 23260.5, "end": 23262.100000000002, "text": " Fuck this guy!"}, {"start": 23262.9, "end": 23264.2, "text": " Fuck this guy!"}, {"start": 23264.4, "end": 23264.9, "text": " Val-"}, {"start": 23266.600000000002, "end": 23268.3, "text": " I'm the guy who pre-ordered that."}, {"start": 23268.9, "end": 23269.5, "text": " Alright."}]}