You
I
Oh
My god people oh seven less cats me yeah, we good
I
Guess do a chat hold up. Let me see here
I guess doing chat how is life is this working?
Why is a black screening over here? Oh, there we go
All right
may I be the reincarnation do we see what's going on I'm just gonna load up I
don't really care about the reviews to be honest I'm literally gonna try it and
if it's bad I'll stop lying it that's kind of where I'm at if it's bad I
will just stop playing it I'm going in with no expectations right I didn't
knew what I was doing. I didn't know what I was going to do. Mafia the old country man
of honor gameplay first look. Oh yeah, are they adding like a DLC to that game or they're
doing a prequel following one of the characters? Yeah, I saw the game by the untitled goose
Devs it came out, you know, bro. It looks funny. I don't know if I want to play friendslop
That's the only thing like it's probably great
You know, it's probably good
But yeah, watch your favorite friend group play that shit I'm all set
Another big the aisle update
brother I ain't watching a 50 minute video tell me when the when the devs drop shit
yeah there's no denying it's probably good shit man but you but he did I got owned in
Tarkov man I think I'm already over Tarkov I could continue it I don't mind but you know
I mean, I can load, I can easily load back up, you know.
It's just kind of, I would have to scab it up a decent amount.
I might, I might, actually I might, I might, you know, the thing about EFT is you can
just kind of load up.
Yeah, you can just kind of load up, you know.
Mafia the old country, I think is this done?
43 percent. What else? Is anything else happened?
Beast of reincarnation. Let's see if the people who made Pokemon.
Oka-ma. Oka-ma. Loot deck, beast of your carnation, big walk is available, gears of war is having an open beta.
Can you stream this shit?
I totally would.
What do we have here? Yeah, what is this dropping?
New flying game Korea IL-2 series came out today
What is this let me see
Let me see let me see
80 bucks
What are we doing for 80 bucks are we getting the ticket?
This franchise is so old, is it?
of
That is like World War two Japs. What are we doing here?
Here we go.
Earthlings.
Bombers.
huh online bdb yeah there's online pvp bro
I'll try it I would try it
Should I try it
Buddy I flying is amazing, okay, I
Would do it in real life, but I don't trust myself
but on
Little piece of software
I don't mind
Let's see. Yo Microsoft flights him. Yes
War Thunder, sure.
Battlefield jetting is fun, but like, you know, there's always some motherfucker with a mouse macro
So you can never actually legitimately fly the jet and then when you get it you fucking die very fast
Jets are boring buddy, what do you even like as someone get this guy? I don't even fucking know
Not wrong.
Bro, it's the flying, man. It's the flying.
You should revisit Sea of Thieves.
No, I don't know about that.
I don't think so.
Flying greater than sailing, of course, I agreed.
Agreed. What do we have here? Big walk, astronauts? What the hell is this?
Flight simulation, space sim.
Flats full of cats.
Oh, they made another one of these. What the hell?
bread the halo I won't hey whoa how many players are in this fall it's how many
34 ya'll it's holding it's holding
iron nest oh yeah when does this game come out August 6 this game comes out
this was a pretty sick game the demo is insane you know it once you kind of
figure out the hell you're supposed to do.
It is a sick game.
I am curious if there is an endpoint to the game.
Like you just keep firing off at different target locations.
Oh yeah, there is a leaderboard too.
Yeah, I wonder because I kind of I shot a couple of targets
and then it was kind of like I you just keep then you get
another mission and now there might be like three.
And then there may be there's like four.
There's no PVP.
Fucking PVP would be interesting in this game.
It is kind of like a weird battleship style you could do.
There is a story.
The demo story was kind of.
I'm excited for a token.
It will be my first fighting game, really.
it's a honestly it's an easy casual game to play it seems like it's a good
amount of casual to hardcore what do we have here what the fuck how is that in
part I literally have it downloading what oh shit this comes out August 6 to I've
I've been waiting to play this game. I just didn't play the beta. I mean the demo
Feels bad Thursday
Cozy slop buddy pick your fucking slop man
Dude's consuming slop while criticizing everybody else's slop choice.
Wait, what the fuck token comes out? Restory and iron nest all come out on Thursday, dude. What the hell is going on here, brother? Come on, man.
I can't I'm locked in I can't be here on Thursday. I didn't realize
wait this comes out tomorrow what is this free to play wait no way is this the fucking mobile
game they brought to PC. Sacrilege. Buddy, buddy, buddy. This is a mobile game better
Better than the actual game on PC.
like for real did they streamline the division experience on the phone where it's actually fun to grind
there's online pvp as well
chat don't just write it off because it's mobile what if they took out all the jank of the base
game and then just made it so it's kind of fun to just grind it and kill other players
When I'm needing to like go through all of the bullshit if you play I fucking try it or whatever
I'll try it no hashtag yet. Oh
Yeah, let me see here. This is coming out. Yeah, I have to go back to mafia
Just play two. I don't think so
Because to you have to like play the fucking story you have to level up all the fucking way
You know, it's a lot of filler trash. Okay, if you have a division style third person where you it's like fast and gearing and then you kill
Maybe it's kind of fun
Hi, I'm Josh Salet design director of Matthew the old country's new man of honor expansion and I'm excited to share this first look at gameplay
Set in the winter of 1905 this expansion brings us back to Hendo story just a few months after his initiation into the
Teresa crime family
Now like the sacred code of Ometta, but this first look we're keeping our main story chapters under wraps
Instead we're diving straight into some of the exciting new content hitting free ride
Yeah, this game was definitely okay
Man of honor marks the return of legendary mafioso and your salary before his rise to power as the infamous dawn of lost
Heaven in mafia one
It wasn't as good as mafia hold at a warehouse and quarter El Maro
I was hoping to drop by I have a proposal for you
Bring on a fun game to play though is to test your metal
your face brutal standoffs
Take on the elite assassinations once just for like the vibe high-speed races like the vineyard tour
But Salieri's most lucrative opportunities come in the form of jobs a series of unique contracts catheter around the valley
that will test your skills under fire and fill everyone's pockets.
Yeah, like this is just like a...
You'll infiltrate the Citrus farm to take out rival whiskey runners
and steal their delivery truck.
In others, we'll be thrown into high-intensity chew towns
where you'll need to take out the competition to succeed.
But you could find yourself being towed in a valuable car
having to fight for your life against a gang of vicious thieves.
Wait, hold up.
It kinda looks like a bunch of minigames.
there's hard work to be done and you'll need to pack the right tools for the job if you want to get paid
here we're clearing the way between pump action shotgun it trades range for capacity
packing 10 shells to give you the upper hand in close range combat
if you need a little more fire the precision especially rifle has a chance to fire highly
volatile exploding rounds and completely shatter enemy defenses
bro, honestly, Mopio's combat is like not where it shines, no one gives a fuck about
this like literally no one gives a fuck about this, I'm sorry, these games have mediocre
ass combat, it's all about the environment and the story, the shooting is like so whatever
health and pockets of extra denari and of course we'll need a way to get around
the Sicilian countryside in style this DLC introduces new classic driving was
good though the driving they've kind of popped up on the handling in this game
from golden elk crew the engine sounds so nice this is only against what's
waiting for you find out what else we have installed on this 14th
I'll be such an interesting game like you can see they they make like such a small
It's almost like you take like a part of GTA and you
It's like it's like a small world GTA
Like it's just kind of cool how they craft it but like that's basically what it is
one was really good. I'll play the DLC just for the story. If they're going all out with
the story that was kind of just like bro here it looks like it looks like someone got the
fucking collector's edition and beat the game and for some reason they're still playing
the fucking game. And like they have all the immersion breaking skins and like a
single-player game so random
yeah they didn't want to spoil the story yeah because that's like the main
shit the the killing is so filler in the game
i will try this tomorrow out of curiosity all right yeah we're gonna
oh yeah this finished downloading i gotta i gotta see i gotta see what's going on
Bro someone released an $80 fucking flying game. All right, let me see what the hell they did here
I'll get scammed and then you guys can see all right what they made this game. I apparently I played this I do not remember
Let's see hop on Tarkov I might I mean it's there always
always. It's there, brother! Alright, this is a brand new release. I had no hype for
this, this is also just pure curiosity.
Most interesting part of this game is it's from the people who made Pokemon.
And then they finally got their contract finally ended.
And they're like finally we can make what we want to make
Washed up devs maybe
maybe. Alright, let's see what we have here. Graphics. Cinematic performance.
I think we're good.
Performance is better?
really? Oh shit, lol. I guess cinematic at 24 frames makes sense. They say combat becomes
very predictive and repetitive. Fuck who says that? I'm gonna just try it anyways and if
it's... I'm not feeling it? Well, whatever. I had... I have no hype for this. I'm playing
it out of curiosity, bro. I'm going normal. I'm going normal. What the fuck auto target
auto target auto target auto target what do you automatically lock on targets when parrying
oh wait i mean that's not bad what do you lock on to a new target after doing an
animate that's not bad what am i going to remember to remain a lock on a target i mean
whatever that's not that bad it just makes it so it's just auto targets
shit instead of dating to R3 or some shit.
I'm going to play this mouse and keyboard.
I'll shut it off if it feels awkward anyways.
Let's see.
The emotion is a garbage.
That's why the human being tried to destroy the emotion.
He destroyed the emotion and developed his mind.
Is there English dub?
The English dub is fine, obviously the Japanese is better, but you know, audience-wise people
are just going to want to listen.
Reminds me of Death Strand. I thought she was in the Death Stranding fucking locker area.
That was my first thought on the floor choice coloring.
I have to go to the secret rooms in three minutes.
I'm surrounded.
I have no choice but to leave.
Please stop here and don't let me go.
Roger.
Stop the movement.
Okay, she needs medicine or something.
I
Worst of close to CBS
Okay, okay, okay!
That was fucked up, bro, that's how he says hello.
I'm a bomb!
And how do you speak? She says hello. Oh my god.
What the hell? Oh my god.
Wait, there's robots, of course. Open Koo's commands?
Okay, I don't... can I not use anything right now?
Sorry he's maxed out.
Chat, listen, I'm left clicking.
Do you have the mouse over?
Oh shit, okay, I see.
Oh, do we have to actually mouse over?
Is this a male?
Huh.
What was that?
I don't know what that is maybe I can grapple
Oh, R.
If you hold space, she like flies up.
Oh my god, dude. Holy shit, that actually almost killed me.
All right, here we go. Let's go. We're gonna hit him with that.
And we're gonna hit him with that.
Boom.
People.
And we're gonna hit him with that.
There it is.
Okay, okay.
Huh.
This game visually looks a little blurry.
It reminds me of like that muddiness of the Philly Tecmo game.
I can pick shit up.
Japanese never give a shit about graphics.
Laps and Resident Evil.
Laps and Death Stranding.
Hey, how it got there, these birds!
Oh yeah, the game just like pushed me forward.
Alright, hold up.
Alright, let's move, let's move!
No, hey, let's move!
Oh, shit.
Ema, you're finally here.
I'm dead.
Run away, we finally meet and you announce when we're about to attack.
4,026?
The non-dieter's body that was born in each land.
The earth, the sky, the civilization.
Even the things that can go, were destroyed.
The non-dieter's body, the life form of the immortal, the beast of the forest.
Jin Rui wa ikutabi mo i donda na.
Messuru koto kanawazu.
Sude ni hitobi to wa ikiru kibou wo usinatte ita.
Daga, miako ni ippou na todoi.
Higashi no owouchi ni kibou wa adai.
Uchi?
one little girl that can save everybody is that who that one is that who that was
Okay, five months ago I see
Can you pet the dog?
It seems terrible.
You're a fire.
Okay.
Interesting.
Oh, so five months we still had that little girl stone here?
Huh
All right, let's see
And what the hell was that?
Like a weird bar that popped out search the village for clues
Okay, okay, battle pack you got some shit level three acquire skills
Blade are shakuyaku.
We have no shakuyaku.
Alright, you can go full dog build.
I can just chill and make my dog insane so he just bites the shit out of everybody.
I should do that.
no points in me and just go like 99 dog and Hansy quit by the way oh hold on we
still got what are you trying to tell me here level of attributes yep
interesting apparently I still miss something under the dog on then the dog
as well. Drew! No, I still missed something here.
You know what? We'll leave it. I see it.
I see it. We'll look later. Let's go search the village.
Yeah, visually this reminds me of a Koei Tecmo game.
We have here.
Amber is the currency of the new world.
Oh, oh shit, bro.
Hold, interact with Amber, but I'll also obtain Amber.
Hold, lift.
I see.
Just ask where he came from, and he, wait, what?
He's just like, shut up.
Something's up there, it looks like maybe you can
go up there.
I guess like a grapple point.
Yeah, that looks like a grapple point or something
Damn!
Got a little voice actor popped up right there.
Oh shit!
Parrying is one of the M9 Koo's most important skills. Guard against an enemy attack at the right time with Q.
Can I do it?
Parrying is where we restore FP which Koo uses for his skills.
If you find yourself in trouble, try parrying and achieving victory through Koo's skills.
Oh, I see him.
Alright.
Alright, I have hit ship middle mouse like 10 times and nothing's happened.
read fuck the keyboard man come on bro this is funny in Portuguese
a stimpack okay now I gotta remember how to play I gotta see how to play I
I started as things just keep popping up on the ground to collect or some shit
What was that? There's always like an e-prompt randomly and then I miss it
Yeah, now it's an x-prompt what is that shit like a combo attack
Oh, can you create areas to climb up?
Oh, it's triangle.
Okay, wait, O2 attack, extra jump, dodge roll.
Oh, you paint by holding it?
Emma can extend her hair at will.
She can also jump to wherever her hair reaches.
Oh, that's what that is.
Oh, I think you have to jump to do it as well.
What the hell, bro?
That's kind of an interesting mechanic.
interesting mechanic. Oh, so is this is far...is there actually fall damage in this game? No
fall damage? Huh. That's kind of an interesting mechanic. Oh, he looks like the gollum. Alright,
some chemical, some ingredients.
Can I shoot my hair like over towards them?
Use the shari out against goblins will break their shield.
Two-second air purr, particularly effective
by taking advantage of this, learn various bullshit.
All right, gotcha.
Gotcha, okay.
Yeah, does this actually work?
How much damage does this do?
Oh, I think it is a combo, okay.
Alright, I think I did that correctly.
OH GOD!
No way!
Why did you come down here, dude?
I love you, man!
You're joking hold on I can fix this
Are you serious
Brother what the fuck
Hold on, let me see how this works. What if I do a small amount?
Okay, here we go, here we go. Instead of making bridges, this is how we gotta do it.
Nice.
No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, we're good, we're good.
I swear the camera is just like a little too close in this game it needs to be it's like too close
All right now maybe I can actually access it who's that shit that the game really wants me to what's it tell me about
about. All right. There you go. There you go. Thank you.
Oh, shit.
Oh, that's just killed everything.
So sunset is bad.
Yeah, I guess we HV back
Yeah, the yellow bar is like a stun meter is all that is
And Edwell unless boiled at over 70 degrees Celsius. Oh, we got a coke later
I dropped something
I'll be upgrading material.
Defeat the malifax.
I can reach. So you can actually do this very far up as a mid jump in the looks of it.
What the hell is that you do? Did I do this correctly?
And one tap some
Interesting how that gives your HP back
That's kind of the main mechanic.
Alright, more herbs.
What the hell is that noise?
Alright, let's go.
We need Sekiro after this?
Bra.
I don't know, it's hard, a lot more difficult.
Like if I really wanted to, I could play on hard, okay?
But I... this game hasn't passed that it isn't worth playing yet, Tess.
Attack 6, beginning of Battle Boost, bigger by 2.
Spirit Stones.
So this is how this game works.
Five slots, light gambeson, so you definitely
get different armor.
So you put slots in here that help your stats,
like little gems.
Let's go with those.
what are these? Hagon, Bona, Hagon, Bona, Bloom, Seed, Roots, Bloom, Roots, are these all the same?
They're all the same? So you can have six things, skills and items, rank two, he gets upgrades to.
All right, what do we have here?
There's a dog is so loyal, dude, he's so cool, he's cool.
He's interested in everything.
I kind of missed the plot in the beginning, how the beast of reincarnation, it said the
civilization basically fell a thousand years ago, it's 4067.
Where did the beast come from?
I missed that shit.
What happened?
the fuck did it come from? It just like appeared. Projectile is tracking Pierce
active it to hold. Let's go Strength Build. It just like showed up. I missed the
beginning when she mentioned that. Oh you level both of them up. Here's Strength
build
acquire skills oh here we go hair skills entanglement overdrive oh that's what this does
the hair build need sp10
blade art shaku yaku
Shaklyako!
Guard, Pounce, Instant Death with Command, Run Ahead.
Yeah, let's go Pounce.
I can't get anything else.
Everything's very...
Enhanced equipment, sword enhancements?
Voting the shirts?
Okay, so you use the amber to upgrade your shit there as well.
I see. Okay, sure man.
Sub City 01.
Oh, no more death from above.
One guy.
Wow, you can't break the crates.
It was bad
What is guys got a bow just a basic bow and arrow and 4067
Okay
That's crazy or 4026 Rose like fuck that.
And the wood shields I mean I guess.
Now it looks like you can find different things if you look around.
Okay, how did I do that?
Alright, that kind of worked.
I don't think I have a healing pot, I think I only heal off of Ku's attacks.
Unless I do, cuz I switch in a video.
Actually, a Stimpak is actually...
Yeah, I do have a Stimpak.
Never mind, never mind.
I have three Stimpaks on D-Pata.
True.
Motherfucker.
Oh, oh, oh!
I thought I was gonna have to go find a note.
storage device used to increase something's knowledge what is this over
over here.
Oh, loot.
Electronic brain.
Nerly.
Is there another golem somewhere around here?
It's just five of six.
Maybe he's down over this way through the doors.
I just got an afk for like two minutes and like ten minutes
Oh that was a fail
Oh there it was six golems tied to the green door
Get FOV mod is there actually an FOV mod
Imagine if there is fall damage.
Good decision not to have any.
I'm looking for loot but I don't think there's any loot.
I'm just gonna follow this diamond.
I feed the door golem.
Oh my god, that lasted no time at all.
I died on normal all about what the hell is going on?
What's going on here bro? Hold on, hold on!
Hold the fuck on, shoot!
Your grandma be the first try?
Alright, sure not.
The left stick or right stick is okay.
Probably with upgrades it gets way better.
Did you like a little time to attack?
Alright, what was this?
Unknown book.
You got an unknown book and a shit ton of amber. Foreman.
That figure... is the Queen of the Queen.
Who?
The King of the City.
There he is.
You want to shoot him?
That's my duty.
There's no enemy out there.
I'm going to destroy you.
I
Bam a robot VAs are crazy
Violet who is this random ass girl?
Hm?
There's something in your hand.
Is this a bow?
Just leave it and I'll take it.
Let's take it.
It's just right.
It looks like we can practice.
Okay!
Your streamer, boys. Your streamer. Bonus points.
All right, let's move. Let's see what we have here.
I wonder if Nushi is like...
Something very bad.
That forms.
Kind of like your typical anime plot, kind of.
Am I going the right way? Chase it to its lair. We're going back up.
Like this is like an elite abomination because of the blight.
Wait, so we went down to ask the foreman about shit and then he just brought us back up and now the new she's above us.
Interesting.
That seems like a good thing.
Oh, just made it out of the oxygen up here in this future nature wins and I guess robotics
and AI lose.
Check cocaine someone injected the ground with cocaine
I mean they don't like watching, what the fuck?
You know the fireman man, you know the fireman!
Alright.
Chase the nushi to its lair.
You notice and got wicked mad and just left
Are gonna fight this can I change the heart because I will fight this first boss on hard
Strength build strength those you can change it anytime skill acquire
Let's do more of these
I'll make it so that art I'll make it so that's better
What is this recovery effect boost
That's that's good as well good. That's good defense
More stimpac recovery
Late landmine you just shits out landmines randomly the fuck he has explosive shit
Why would I upgrade this if I'm not using it anymore?
Arrows, Bull, Range Weapon?
I'm gonna save my shit and not upgrade that.
new body armor, more defense, and flame resistance.
Okay.
Let me go into settings.
I want to start this boss, but I know I'm going to have to afk in like two minutes
here for five minutes, so you know what I'm saying?
I guess I could always pause it halfway in.
Alright, let's see.
I wonder if I can drop down and hit him.
Yes.
That's messed up.
I actually bind the boss.
That actually hurt, that Slo-mo actually fucked me up more than actually out.
What?
I don't even know what killed me, the camera was like 2, I couldn't see my feet!
I think I was aiming too high.
I'll get the initial hit, but all good.
I don't know if he has weak points, other than his head, but I think he has a weak point.
head. So it's a left stick, right stick is bugged and I can't tell if you're right
because every time I do it, it doesn't go off all the time. It's kinda odd.
Oh, you can't do it in mid-animation, you're right.
Wait, that eats your time?
That's so weird, you can't do that.
I can't do it.
I feel sorry for his lack of skills.
I'm sorry for the lack of skills.
Now you killed the boss.
What the hell man?
Can I resume?
I think he has one attack.
I'm sorry.
He's gone.
No, dog!
I'm gonna fuck you up with my dinghongs.
Uh-oh.
He heard me.
Oh, shit.
Delay ding.
No way!
Dude, you cannot jump in Perry.
That was so bad.
A large piece of amber imbued with memories with those range of fire's abilities onto
you.
Oh, so you get their abilities?
Oh
Literally left
It's fine. There's a strange sign in the inside of the warrior's body.
And you're also in the way, right?
It's good to have a good night's rest.
I see.
I want you to go back home.
All right.
Let's see.
You're back.
brad
Okay, okay, so anyway, if I spawn this, you're gonna check in your battle pack.
Among your spoilers, you can either, I can only improve the cleanse walker's attributes
as long as you bring a certain number of them back with you.
Okay, so...
Aquaridot has been sent to your inventory.
Water, Sunday...
Make preparations.
God damn, yo, he needs a bath.
Oh my God.
Dude!
Is no one taking care of this dog?
Chat, one sec.
Give me two minutes.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, shh, shh, shh.
Ah, so we have here.
Oh, wait, you fish.
Okay, we can actually shower the doggie.
Actually a thing in this game.
There it is.
Okay, work bench.
Let's read to the sword enhancements and shit.
Alright, attributes.
This fucking guy.
Trade asshole! What are you talking about?
Trade, brother world screwed!
Fuck you, man!
I don't know what's trash.
I don't know what trash is.
I don't I don't know
I'm not gonna sell them anything yet. I don't I don't know
Look at mirror. Wow, don't you probably think you're so fucking you probably laughing right now in your room after typing that
All right, I'm gonna bed where's my bed
Hey, he's already a part of the mission.
Let's make him a good friend.
I got it.
This game just like throws you into this shit. I like the dog that's just random.
Okay, so now we're in a flashback and now even
further flashback. I'm not gonna lie, when they spawn you mid story and then
flashback it's one of my least favorite storytelling styles.
If it has a soul, it will do.
Emma, are you awake?
She does, she has Scarlet Rot.
What?
It's the first time, Emma.
What are you doing today?
I'm going to be a nurse.
I'm going to be a white nurse.
I'm going to be a nurse so that I can get rid of all the dirt.
I see.
They're in the forest.
They can't get into us.
Yo, what the hell?
Oh shit. Okay.
Ow.
She's part malifax.
That's that.
Bro, send the hologram. What the hell? Who are you?
I've never met you before.
I don't even remember you.
Emma, I'm sure you know how people feel about you.
Besides, it's the same for me who doesn't remember you.
Well, what's today's dinner?
A stew?
It's the same as the three days ago, the fish that I ate with my mom.
Hmph, it's the same as before. It's not good.
It has nothing to do with the battle.
I'll leave when I eat it.
smell. Oh you know what's weird about this game? This game suffers from the looks good,
but then the environments just... there's something up. We've seen such detailed vegetations
and games like fucking insane. Okay you know what this reminds you of? This looks like a
shot you would find in Black Flag. Black Flag did this type of scenery so fucking good
on the island. There was so much vegetation, eye candy, it was fucking crazy. Black Flag
was so good. This looks like they tried but then like it's not HD for some reason.
Something's up.
A colony down there?
Okay, you guys know play video games. I don't expect you to understand what I'm talking about.
Okay, I get it. You guys just comment about dumb shit. Okay, you don't understand what I'm saying.
even the golems are the golems are evil
One mass produced the maybe they're supposed to be like workers or something I
Don't think it's the anti-aliasing it
All right, like I said, bro, it looks like a coey Tecmo game
It has that look of like
What was that one game, the wild hunt game or whatever that came out?
Are you going to assassinate?
I don't think it's the depth of field.
I don't have it on performance, it's the cutscenes on performance.
It made it better, but it still just naturally just has that look to it
It didn't prove it
Whatever it doesn't matter
Okay, okay, so this is pre-dose
Menis no qualities are down
I don't know what to do with it.
And now, I'm following the white tribe.
Well, that's not good.
If you have the tribe's body, you'll notice it, right?
Sure, Sam.
It's not taking much time.
Oh my god, that's only found in...
Uh-oh.
Oh!
Oh
Heck
Okay, okay.
I know every time the hologram appears it has like that blue hue that looks like a Star Wars hologram.
I'm a teen!
If you look up in the sky you die.
Lies.
Wait, what?
It's weird how we just... we basically beat a boss and now we're going back into tutorial.
So weird how you have to stop your attack to hit the LSRS and makes it clunky.
You should just be able to flow into it.
Alright, let's move.
So they call me a purifier, and the Maleficents are like the infected animals, and they spread the blight.
And a super infected is called that shit that starts with an N.
I already forgot what it was called.
Holt the Crouch?
A Nuri or whatever?
Nishu?
oh shit wait is that the dog's mom
or some shit
Oh
.
He's different, he's fluffy.
Okay, okay.
Oh, he's good now.
Oh, he's good now, took the arrow or the branch.
Bro, I'm stalling on the dog, man.
I will eventually get a dog, bro.
I'm just stalling it.
It's a lifestyle change.
It's not over yet.
I have no choice but to take a break.
How long is this game by the way? It seems like it's linear. Like this seems like a super linear game
You won't beat it relax. I'm trying to get the juice, bro. Okay. I'm trying to understand
Okay, so we don't fully know his story, but we helped him recover his name is coup and well now we're chilling we're friends
Basically and we found him next to a
You look like his parent.
You have to pet him and feed him and it gives him more skills.
Okay brah come on man come on my brother
I don't like animal companion games, but not when it's super...
The thing about animal companion games is they will always tend to something's gonna happen
to the companion because it has to for the plot.
Like it's a story.
And this game has massive emphasis clearly on the fucking dog.
You know?
But you go in knowing what to expect.
It's like going into fucking Homeward Bound or whatever the fuck the dog movie is.
Like expecting not some like sad shit to happen to the dog
Or like airbud or some shit
On the upgrade that's the only thing
Dang yeah.
Uh, wait, whoa, what did I need to enhance this? Was a...
Oh, I don't have the capacity to do so.
Shield rations? Oh, nice.
Oh, yeah, we're back here.
I'm sure they're still connected to the Mushi's house.
We'll go to the 3rd floor, and find a way to enter the Mushi's house.
Okay.
Is there a way in here? It says there's a chest on top.
Emma.
Yeah, use your futuristic katana.
A red key? How about a fucking Samurai sword slash to the face?
Can you tell me that padlock is stronger than the golem metal they used to make to the golems?
She slashes through their armor so easy.
It's a game, boys. It's a game.
Oops.
Oh!
Can you do this? Can you go all the way here?
R2.
R2. Oh yeah, you can actually.
Yeah, you can do that.
Oh, this range is actually very, very big.
Long range.
Let me just see how it sounds in English because I can't fucking read while everything's going on, okay?
Okay, when I watch an anime in Japanese brother, I'm literally sitting there and I'm looking at the subtitles
But I'm moving around looking at the world and this guy's literally talking in a different language
It's hard to multitask
Text language sound. Do I have to restart? I probably have to restart, right? I probably
have to restart. Yeah.
You can't say can you just save wherever I
Wonder if I leave it will spot me right back here
Not be open from this side
There we go.
I think it looks like you can open it, but no.
All right, let's see
God there is so much damage
Oh my god
You're having a bad day
Yeah, it spawns you all the way back here. Oh, no
Is this the fill-in until Phantom Blade comes out?
Oh, no!
Phantom Blade is gonna be on a whole other level.
Buddy.
I think this game is...
I think it's like...
I think the most intriguing part is I do like how the main character seems...
She seems like a good main character.
The mobs are kinda whatever.
Oh my god, that's a strong shield.
if I were to I would say a good compare in a weird comparison no I'm not
actually gonna compare if I have to choose between this game and stellar
blade I'd play stellar blade. The stellar blade had like a like peak HD quality with better combat
with carries and dodge rolls. This game has it but it's not like that crazy. Did I miss the
fireplace back there? Did I not unlock that fireplace?
Why did I never do it?
Wait, yes I did.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure about that.
Oh, god damn, alright, we gotta go all the way over there.
I wonder if I could have ported to the fireplaces or the camps.
of no the dog is not a mount you can fast travel directly on the map it just spawned
me there I didn't think you could let me see where's the map where am I going over here
Here would have been way easier, but I'm gonna try this route instead.
What's going on here?
If you go to the bottom of the cliff, I'll go first.
Me?
Oh, that outfit. You're the only one in the cliff, right?
Hmm, I haven't seen a spider in a while.
What is it?
No, it's a monster.
I miss it.
I talked to it.
I've stopped it.
Take this.
Don't give me a bunch of books. Water?
Who's items oh that's what that shit is at the bottom oh
Oh...
Uh, Feralty Fang and Recovery Tonic Researching Zero of Two.
Oh, you gotta research that.
Alright, we're going underground to Sub City 03.
Alright, so they call me a purifier,
Because I'm the one that apparently goes in and can have enough power to kill the things causing the blight, but she is infected with it too.
All right, the narrator sounds like that captain from Bleach.
A lot of the Japanese VA are always usually the same people.
I have 12 points now.
Entanglement gauge.
Oh, you can make it bigger.
Still no enhancements.
Yeah, I still can't do that
Alright, let's see
Retired gatekeeper
Oh, he's...
Of course.
Was it the thing I'm hunting that big-ass fucking goat? I don't think go get through that door.
Look how shaggy.
Got it. Okay.
You gotta go get two keys to open this.
No problem.
No, wait.
I'm looking for the other one.
Okay. Oh, shit.
Upgrade?
Okay.
Thank you, man.
Clear skies.
Bro, it's like not as good as what I have.
Wait, is this, this is actually, I mean it sounds like this is a good blade for parries.
Let me try it out.
Does this actually tell you where the keys are?
Oh, it does.
Oh, these are a bit far away.
Okay, let's go.
Let's do this.
You can fast travel to any camp, yeah, but there's no camp close to where I'm trying
to go to at the moment.
Ow!
Holy shit!
Holy shit.
I think you literally have to freeze in order to heal if you're left to...
Never mind.
Never fucking mind.
What is this?
Oh shit, any water kills you.
Okay, I think I'm doing that wrong.
right literally shows a grapple point over there
oh it's this way
Goddamn aimbot!
Oh, it tells you?
Strong-ass bow!
The bow and arrow in this game, there's so much damage.
What are they shooting the strongest piece of wood?
Ow!
Yeah, you probably can block the arrows.
All right, there it is, I absorb all the blight.
Okay, let's go.
It's pretty straightforward.
I use this no chat one side
I
All right
Yeah, excuse me
Something's rare
I feel like this game is okay that I should just play near that I never played
or
Stellar blade
It's kinda like a fusion of both in a weird way, but both of the games I mentioned do
it better.
I bet you're better off just playing those two games instead of this like okay fusion
of the two with like a weird- Maybe the story gets better and shit, I mean it's
still early but near is better than seller if you were to pick one I mean I
this feels like kind of like it has a little elements of both games but put
those games excel in different ways this one seems like a fusion of it
doesn't but isn't better than nearing isn't better than seller blade and the
The map is alright!
This isn't the type of game where the map is like, oh fuck.
This game's...
Oh fuck.
This game's map is its best attribute.
Can I run through here?
Oh yeah, you can just skip the mods.
I don't think so. I think, you know what, yes, Stellar Blade has a very provocative looking main character, but if you had this as the main character in Stellar Blade, I think it would still be praised because the game visually and actual combat system is really good.
You just gotta mainly notice Eve because she, well...
You know.
I don't think that's it.
Why it does truly- Okay, this game has your typical parry system with blocks.
But it's not like some revolutionary shit and you have a fucking dog that does abilities.
You know?
If we're talking about like Chunky Perry with combat flow, like Seller Blade's combat is
very well crafted.
Buddy, holy shit man.
I'm gonna go I don't think I actually need to jump up there. I think I can just go down
Now you get the hornet's nest a war hornet's nest that was such like a very easy if you've played the game
You know you agree with what I'm saying
Yeah, you know what the problem is this sword sucks ass this one's a hundred thirty two
Okay, let's try this again.
This guy hits like a lot of them
Does it say what he's weakened to bind burn
And I weak to any of these attacks
Wow that was not worth doing
Holy shit
Okay this guy is randomly the toughest mob all of a sudden.
Dude get the fuck out of here man.
Was he a level 20 mob? Maybe I gotta grind a little bit.
Yeah, I think I might need to grind a little bit and get some upgrades.
I was attacked up thinking I can get something from there but I guess not.
I don't think I will beat this game though.
I do want to try to get to the first legitimate boss though, like the Nuri, because the whole
gameplay has been trying to get to this dude that we didn't kill initially for some reason.
Holy shit, I just- okay, I just ran past him and he didn't notice.
Stratz?
Oh my god, how much damage does this do?
That one taps! Oh wait, that does so much damage! What the hell? Oh shit.
Okay, that did so much damage.
I
Brother brother relax you piece of shit goddamn
I don't know what the point of that jump is supposed to be.
Kick his ass, dog!
Kick his ass!
Bro, he's crazy!
That should have given me a whole level of XP.
It was a difficult mob.
I did not finish Pragmata,
whatever the fuck it was called.
It's not like I'm going to be able to stand up.
Remember?
What's wrong?
Even if I have knowledge of my memory, I don't have feelings.
Why do I have no feelings?
Hey, do you know why humans have feelings?
I don't know.
Feelings are not as luxurious as you think.
What do you mean?
I'll tell you this time. First, take the ambulance.
Okay anyone else like wasabi peas is that actually a good combo I'm not I'm not
not even gonna hate on that. Is that actually a good combo?
I can't tell when to do the blade art. I tried doing it on that guy and he kicked my ass.
So I'm going to level it up even further to see if it makes it better, because that makes
sense.
Alright, now this is 34, I'm going to expand the quiver.
The bolts are actually pretty good.
I'm going to end up using all of my resources for this.
More bolts.
It should be good.
Alright.
I guess that's my heavy attack.
I don't- I think you can spam it.
Oh, is that actually- WHAT?!
Okay, things are starting to hurt in this game now.
Yeah, so the square does use the flower bar.
And the flower bar you built through parries.
Another step.
And kills.
This is way more linear. I feel like this is super linear.
Good job, everybody! Good job! Oh, god, there's more.
Are you kidding, dude? I feel like I've buried that shit.
I feel like I figured that shit, but okay
I just realized, do I lose XP when I die?
Because this, look how fast I'm leveling it up if you just keep grinding it.
22 XP, wait now those mobs aren't spawning.
Weird.
What the hell?
Just throw some mines at these things?
What the hell?
Oh, there's another camp thing here.
What is this?
Rice grains.
Let's get the campfire.
I did. I upgraded the sword and changed the sword to the parry one.
I love rice and
I think everybody loves rice.
All sort abilities activate off of parrying.
Oh really?
Rice noodles as well?
Oh shit!
Rice noodles are 10 out of 10 as well.
Oh
I think this is where it will be worth fast traveling.
Phantom Blade Zero is still my most hyped game of the year.
More so than GTA.
No way!
Yo, GTA is easy clap
Okay, so can I just fast travel all the way back to the lair?
Yes, maybe?
You cannot fast travel right now.
Okay, I probably have to leave first.
Okay.
Where am I going? Return back? This guy's always stalling me as soon as I'm about to go fight. Some shit happens.
GT is going to be a fun sandbox to do shit I like I said for GT I'm more hyped about
everything other than the story the driving the animations the detail in the NPCs the
crazy shit you can do the water effects the weather effects how the tires react to
like slick roads like all the specific detailed shit in the game I want to see
how they popped off the story I feel like it's gonna be fucking potato ass
Bonnie and Clyde ass fucking cell phone bullshit
we gotta get rich and then there's gonna be like oh he's done he's done
And you're gonna have to do like missions or whatever bullshit missions that are gonna be like been there done that
That's what I'm thinking is gonna happen
Lot of car rides and then a meet-and-dad, you know
pocket and stuff
Like all that stuff is gonna be I I want to see like the actual cooking in the actual game play
The gameplay
I was sleeping all the way out of the house.
Yeah, I was injured.
I see.
After that...
I don't know. I just heard a voice saying, don't kill me.
I see.
And then...
Hm?
I wanted to get closer to the people I didn't know.
I see. That's right.
So, what are we going to do today?
We're going to take the beer.
We're going to bring it to the colony.
We're going to exchange the good things.
That's a good idea.
Wait a minute.
What if the Jaga ask for the sword of the White Fushok?
I
Okay, okay, what time is it? 2.30? Hmm.
I mean the UI dev did took here but when you go into the menu is not really but yes.
I think I have to go this way.
Oh okay.
Now I gotta go this way.
I couldn't
Gucci colony
I haven't found it yet, so you can tell me.
I haven't found it yet.
Then stand up.
You can't come here easily.
I'll show you the rock.
I found this.
The rock?
It's going to be a medicine.
Oh, now he's gonna open it.
No go any further than the colony.
I'm going to get it.
Okay, okay.
Alright, alright.
Did you say something?
This is the only way to eat today.
It's impossible to be a colony.
I wish I could go to the temple.
I heard that the soul of a human being who was born in a castle was made to sleep in the abyss.
And when Shambara was born, he would be revived.
Why is the injured person here?
I didn't talk to this guy.
Welcome.
What does the injured person look like?
Hey.
Who's that? You're a bad guy, you're a bad person.
Do you have a lot of nicknames?
Violet, shut up.
What? What are you talking about?
I found a beer in the forest.
Beer? It's a medicine.
You're all assholes until I say I got a beer fruit.
You're a pretty shit fucking...
I had beer fruit.
Oh my god.
It's a rare thing to increase if you're up there.
No, no, no!
What are you talking about?
What are you going to do?
I'm going to quit.
I won't leave this place.
I'm going to quit.
Hmph, I see.
Well, no matter where you go, you won't be able to get rid of the bad guys.
Oh...
They call her that because she's infected by the blight that's why her braid is like
Like, nature-y.
I have to go talk to this dude too?
How the golems rule the colonies?
Okay.
I can't take it.
I have to go back.
It seems like it's wrong again.
Again?
That white cloth was also missing.
That's right.
But it's not something I expected.
I'm not gonna lie guys. I gotta take a shit.
I'm not gonna lie boys. I gotta take a shit.
I know. I know. I need a minute. Oh fuck. I'm gonna miss this. I gotta do it. Hold up.
I'm not going to beat it, it was okay.
I'm not going to beat it.
I'll be real.
I know I'm not.
It was okay.
I don't think I'm going to miss anything if I miss that one.
Let me see here.
I have Korean Jets and I just saw a new demo drop or a game that I wish listed that actually looks like it could be good depending on if the demo is good.
Called, what's it called?
I just saw the game.
Um, I just saw it. It was called something dungeon.
Lurker
Let's see if it's a demo just drop for this. I just saw I got the email. Let's see if this is any good
So random random but cool, it might might be good shit. Let's see. Let's see
Anomaly president
Eclipse System 32?
Alpha demo!
Where's my controller? Alright.
Press cross, the hell.
No data, Dark Lord.
I feel like this guy slightly looks like Link that Nintendo's already aware this game exists.
He kinda looks like Link, kinda.
If you squint, if you squint, you're like, what the fuck?
That's the argument they're gonna use in court.
Get out of here, you fucking squint!
Do you not see Link?
Therefore, they cannot make this shit.
That long and arduous journey and search for your brother led you to a village nested in the Sombra Valley by this deathless sinkhole where horrors dwell.
Fearing not its black bowels, fearing not the beyond or ever seeing the sunrise again, you leapt into the dreaded dungeon.
I shall grant you a boon, brave warrior, and may you succeed in fighting your kid no matter how many times you must perish to do so.
These are armed with the strength of kings long forgotten, doubling damage from the heavy one attack and making it knock up enemies.
That seems extremely strong.
I'm gonna take that one.
I think that's my heavy.
I have a roll too.
Yeah, that's gotta be my heavy.
Oh, you can do jump attacks.
Interesting.
Oh, shit.
Oh, like, can I block? How do I block?
block. Oh here we go, okay. Wait let me see how the blocking works. I'm hitting square
but I have nothing. It looks like I have a fireball but it does nothing. Oh I can run
as well.
I wonder if that's the move right there.
Looks like it does a lot of damage.
Oh wait, how you build up the fireball?
There it is. Nice, nice. So we're looking for my brother.
So what's going on right now?
We're in a forsaken village.
I just...
Oh.
For a second I thought you could just run into those, but that's not the case.
to venture deeper into the dungeon.
Okay, I thought I missed something back here.
What if I go further to the right?
Oh, that's the end.
Wait, is this a roguelike?
You can't be a wandering priest, come let me grant you the gentle nursing of the gods.
Apparently you're not the recently dodged attack.
Heavy hold one attack deals double damage but it's slower.
Does that change my shit?
I think the retrofilters baked into the game.
Yeah the retrofilters baked into the game, brother.
The old road.
Ow!
They're like fully...
You can't do anything when they're on the ground.
Like when they're like that you get you kind of just got to chill
Yeah.
It's kind of weird how you can't attack the one there on the ground.
I do this.
Okay.
Reminds you of Battle Toads.
I don't know if I see that.
I gotta be able to attack him when they're on the ground like that.
That seems odd.
Really?
Just gotta wait.
Jumping attack?
Maybe.
I
Move is very strong
All right, I got you launched
What the hell oh my god, you're right. Oh, this guy's like a necromancer
I kill him first all the time
That was a waste.
That was very strong.
The block.
Alright, you can just jump on these, maybe you can jump on the pots.
I'm gonna try to do that next time.
Can't jump over that.
It's like SNES Battletoads.
Ow!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
They get studlocked, so maybe if I don't combo...
I'm gonna try now, comboing, and just slowly left, handing in with lights.
Just go here, whatever this is.
The scavenger shows you a selection of his wares.
All your gold won't help you when you're dead, but it might help you now.
Weapon damage, heal.
Thank you.
Weapon damage, I'll take it, thank you bruh.
The Rat King.
sunken colonnade oh yeah oh my god shallow it's shallow everybody
Oh, here we go.
Alright, you one tap.
Are those blue circles at the top? Is that mana?
Oh, okay, I added as it is.
Oh, I'm not sure how I'm building those.
But they do a lot of damage.
Let's see if I can jump up here.
Nope.
Oh, that combo did so much damage.
I gotta do that.
Holy shit, the god combo.
Where does this lead us?
I was new.
Easy.
Oh, that guy... oh, shit, these two.
Ding dong!
You're dead.
Nice coins.
Oh.
Some of these spots look like you can jump up, but I don't think you can.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
and I can't see come over here
oh this guy fucking hops
Come over here, come over here.
Really?
Easy.
Wait a minute.
Is that a jump area?
Can I actually get up here?
No?
Hmm
Pretty pruga
This is sudden
Are you joking
What the hell is this?
Oh my god!
What a ball, what a ball!
What a ball!
Ding ding ding.
Ah shit.
Are you kidding?
Oh my god!
There it is, boys.
It sounds like flowers and rotten wood.
One tap.
Honestly, that might be world-first demo kill, actually.
Not the brag.
No one's bragging. I'm just saying alright. I'm just I just you know we're looking around
Thank you for playing the alpha no, there's more
Okay
Floor four you're coming closer a priest smiling gently allow me to offer you a blessing from the gods
Overkill's increased magic regen. Sure.
Flooded gates.
What the hell?
This way?
Oh, you actually have to go up here now, I think.
Have a little jump area.
Come on buddy get up dude!
Yep!
Yeah, what do we have?
These random lizard people.
Oh shit, okay, here comes the little gauntlet area.
just run up to this spike.
Okay? All yours, man.
He's still strong!
You did that to yourself, man.
Ow! Oh, shit.
No way.
I'm gonna block better.
My diet's over.
Interesting.
Oh yes!
you're kidding you're kidding oh I'm so dead bro are you serious right now
Oh my god.
You're joking.
There might be GG here.
High chance of GG.
I need like a running start to... oh, I did it.
That was actually enough.
And I am one hit away from it all being over.
I am very scared.
I think this is where GG's.
coins are great but having three HP is not.
Unless you don't get hit.
Are you kidding?
Come on, give me a live please bro!
Where's the HP in this game?
Where the hell's the HP?
I'm gonna die to a frog.
There's gonna be like three frogs.
Oh my god!
It's over it's over dude
Jokes up
Come on, man.
The town.
Remember to press like to open the manual.
I'll do something.
something you hold your blade with a death to hand and we are like one of
customers you're very myself many many years past but you're so young and an
old relic such as myself can teach you much if you would allow me for but a
small fee there it is I just gave him everything
I just fully trusted the guy who are you and what do you want I feel the arcane
potential in New York nights you might be able to learn some spares good
starting spell oh you need a shit time you need a lot for that
You're the one with the sword, where did you buy it? It's good crap, but it tastes much
blood, but it's losing its edge and need a new one.
Okay, all those require that blue resource that I don't have.
Welcome, warrior, I'm a scholar, come to study this strange phenomenon of where I
of the dungeon by the village. I've seen you just said it already, mind I'm not. Observing
you out of Idris, are you a particular bird? Personally, I'm here to discern reality from
myths to reliably and analytically document as much as possible about the dungeon. Alright,
this guy is just like the encyclopedia guy. Oh! Oh, that's how it starts, that's
how you do it. Yeah man this game is cool bro. I'll play it when it comes out. I think
this is a cool demo to see what it's all about. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool
my daddy. That's cool bro. That's cool bro. Alright let's try out this $80 game now.
Are you ready? We're going to try out this $80 video game.
Korea IL2 series multiplayer.
Mostly negative. What happened?
I was looking forward to this.
Oh, it's shit. Don't buy it.
It's not worth the price.
does not register so far having fun, very little content.
Red, gold mining too has a demo as well.
What?
Which one is that?
Gold mining simulator?
This one?
What are you trying?
What are you talking about?
Ah.
Moon Rally Racer, brothers linking me as single player racing game.
If your racing game isn't multiplayer, I'm not interested, dude.
Play now.
Remember.
Alright, let's see what this is about.
I
Enable turn it all the way up. I want this shit to be amazing
Why are you showing me this
fly now multiplayer oh my god 47 to 54 no ping full real
Yo, there's no way man. This is like probably a 10 ping.
Can I shut Shadow Quality to off?
Yo, what is this game called? IL2?
Korea?
Oh
Alright, let's see what we have here, and this takes a while to load the hell.
This game is heavy on the sim part, it takes a while to learn, oh is that true?
What was I going to do, I become a gunner. North Korea. Rear gunner. I'm able to occupy
of the station.
What the fuck?
No!
Is this me?
Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go.
I think I did some damage.
How are you?
Yeah, we're dead. There's no way I'm aiming that.
or anything damage your own flame
Oops.
Ah, let me fly him.
Let me fucking fly, man.
Let me fucking fly, bruh.
I'm ready to fly.
I'm ready!
Well now we know that you can shoot, the gunner can shoot.
Become a gunner how about become a flyer dude? I want to fly
Choose a plane what are we doing in this game? Why do I have to be a gunner?
Why
I've lived the server fuck the server
Yalu express dogfight full real this one oh wait shit whatever
They actually has to download some shit before you connect
$100 Canadian. Yeah, I think this is kind of uh, yeah
Never would I felt lyric touching IL2? Well, it just came out and I like flying so I'm seeing what the hell this is.
Apparently it's a super sim though, so...
Oh, who is walking in the background?
Who is walking?
So what am I looking at?
Are these all different players?
I think these are all different players.
Become a gunner.
You can walk around and leave your plane.
okay i just pressed a and i'm like frozen now
the game's not frozen
but i can't do anything
Is this a joke?
Don't make me all that far.
I can't click on anything. The controller doesn't work.
Feels bad
One more time one more time one more time hold up one more time
One month
Don't make me load up battlefield brab I'm playing too much battlefield don't make me load it up. It's too early
I want to play some new shit
All the good stuff is coming out on Thursday dude. Come on
you
All right
As I was
Shashashal!
Shashashal?
Try an impressive solo flight.
Let's do it, uh, clock on line.
I would I will definitely play the gears beta. When is that happening and will it be on PC? I
Could load up EFT as well. I
Just got absolutely destroyed so I have to do scab runs
But I was also my scab was getting shit on to
This is actually the first time honestly resetting my account would actually be a great idea
Thursday, are you kidding? Gears of War betas on Thursday as well. Dude, is this a joke?
Can you stream it? I'm going to be trying a lot of new stuff on Friday. I can't stream
on Thursday. I'm already locked in to taking it off or else I would have. It's on PC.
I would love to see how it looks online on PC.
Wait, is the beta on PC chat?
Sixth is only for pre-orders, bro.
I'm a streamer. I'm here to show you guys all the new shit.
And then did you guys get it? Good.
If not, whatever.
Bro, I just play, I'm literally a game hopper to see what to stick to, and nothing is sticky
enough to stick to.
A lot of my games, a lot of me gaming now is pure curiosity.
Into like what the fuck these devs are making, and do they actually hit.
Hi, hi, the multiplayer beta is already, I'm not downloading this shit just yet,
I'll wait.
I have games I'm looking forward to, it's just kinda all these other ones are like,
ah, like even Gears of War I wanna try it, they spent a shit ton of money making it,
am I hyped to play it?
No, am I curious? Yes.
Press what?
Is that keybind?
They just made up, what?
Please press...
Can someone translate that key press on a controller?
Is that the power button on my PC?
I do have a key, I have my keyboard right here.
Maybe it's quotes, but it's like, I don't know what I press.
I'm not sure if it's the right way to go, but I'm sure it's the right way to go, so I'm going to try to get to the right way.
I'm not sure if it's the right way to go, so I'm going to try to get to the right way.
All right, now open canopy, first engine throttle, I just shut it off, you'll shut off valve
clothes first engine start air start I'm gonna crash we got ammo I can zoom in I
think that guy's trying to kill me I don't know am I trying to bomb what's
underneath me
Okay, maybe this is a game that needs a tutorial.
I went into the practice and this doesn't tell you any context.
You can tilt your head.
I can move my head.
That open- oh god!
Okay.
Speed break extended?
Speedbrake auto level off, oh shit, okay, Bisma auto level.
Engines cannot start.
Great brake extending.
Engines cannot open.
Your speed is too slow.
Bandai! First engine start!
Should the shut off valve open?
Okay, I don't know what my instruments are telling me. Alpha 2 doesn't matter. What the hell?
It's a Russian plane. I thought this was a Korean plane.
Any targets?
I'm watching you now.
Got him out of ammo.
I...
It's still there.
It's amazing how I have not found out how to actually move my fucking plane yet.
Was this is nothing?
Speedbrake, fuel shut off valve, oh this is for the minimap.
And there's also minimap.
lights on. First engine throttle, oxygen supply, what?
You can move out and around the cockpit.
Oh, P is the pause button.
I'm pressing everything.
Gun sight, range, time scale.
Whoa.
What the fuck?
That's kinda cool.
That does nothing.
throttle, fall, and locked.
Okay.
Did R do anything? No. T. No. Y.
Do a shutout valve closed.
E again.
I probably should have done this at a higher altitude.
I am not lifting I thought it was alt
I
Yaw rudder left window right window mouse access XZ up down. Yes left stick pitch elevator left stick dual sense fucking lies bro flaps
Flaps extend flaps retract
Let's see.
Yeah, the D-pad's the biggest lie.
Oh my god, it's working!
Wait, when you're flying up, I- Do you want your flops up or down?
No, I shut the engine off. Shit!
that
they are you know they're going to get a good
All right, the good news is we didn't blow up nice radio made a no explosion, but looks
like I'm good
All right, let's try again.
Mission failed.
Whatty.
Exams, route flight, ground attack, air combat, route flight.
I'm passing this exam.
Let's see.
Hold on now, hold on. Let's do some exames here.
Can you actually shoot, yes?
There's actually a game pan that is a flight sim and when you crash land it turns into survival.
negative on steam. Yeah. I see. Take off and pass all the waypoints marked on your map
in consecutive order. You should pass each waypoint at 300 meter altitude. After taking
up you will have nine minutes to pass this exam. Oh shit, I gotta live? You're kidding.
How extend the flaps gently increase throttle
general increase throttle
Oops, they can use this, the exam doesn't start until I'm in the air.
Buddy, it's been E this whole time.
I was hitting E 50 times.
Is it different in this shit?
Literally eat a fucking engine start, stop sequence.
Auto control is triangle X.
Oh, okay, I see, I see.
And then you have to hit E on controller.
That's so weird, what the fuck?
You need the,
Fuel shut off valve position closed.
Okay, how do I open that shut up?
Islet ejection L1R10.
Okay, where's the fuel valve?
All right.
Here we go.
All right, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, you want to turn off, open?
All right, now, throttle, throttle, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go,
I don't know why the fuck this is turning me by the way.
I don't know why this is turning again.
Is my rudder fucked?
Airbrakes, isn't extending it? Not it?
I fucked the runway
And I don't know why it's doing this bro, like what are we even doing here so fucking random
Oh
Buddy this thing is refusing
Bro, what the fuck? Why wasn't it lifting? Alright, hold on, hold on.
You need the second engine on, buddy. It literally just says E to turn the engine on.
Yeah, I think this only has one engine, but you can like pilot massive planes.
All right, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Take three.
Okay, here we go.
All right engine is already on
Extent flaps extended brakes
Okay gently increase the throttle
I swear this thing is pushing me to the left on purpose, like I have controller drift
or something.
Whoa!
Whoa
I did I release the handbrakes
There it is, boys!
the landing gear. You know, if this fucking tutorial showed the keybind, it'd be amazing.
Imagine if it just showed the fucking keybind.
Instead of just saying it, raise the landing gear, parentheses, one fucking button!
I'm going to say go above 300 altitude, I'm at 240.
It wasn't below 300?
I'm going to count it, so I guess we're good.
Uh, how do you retract the flaps?
There we go.
Dude, this is a fucking joke. There's no way.
That is correct.
Oh, that is way further than it looks.
Fuck man, I would love to fly and play an IRL.
You know, it'd be fun.
You know.
Not there!
Like a jet or some shit.
I mean, visually this game looks pretty decent. The ground and stuff.
Use elevator trim to exit the drive.
Don't over-pull the stick. Use elevator trim.
How do you trim?
You can't pause in real life.
Why would an angle of up to 45 degrees and dive with an angle of 45 to 58?
Wait, aileron and elevator? Am I pitching the elevator?
I'm gonna assume I'm pitching the elevator.
And then I don't know, do I pitch up?
I'm not diving though.
I don't know how much I'm supposed to.
Oh, so you just adjust the pitch and it kinda like... instead of needing to use the joystick,
it kinda just like, doesn't bore you in a way?
I wonder what the difference is?
And this also fucked up my camera, I'm like on the side.
How do I reset?
The thing is, I don't know if you have to trim, if you have full control of the stick,
Why do you need to trim? Unless it's like you have to. It's too harsh if you're on this, on this stick only.
Sheen limit reached? It's like extra power? So it's like you're pitching, you're trying to go up but you also need to, I guess I see that.
I guess it's kind of like a cruise control, so you don't have to keep pulling the stick.
It could just auto do it.
Yeah, it's so much more harder to fly the first person, uh, third person.
Yeah, let's make this more interesting and open the canopy, or not, it didn't open.
So then I'll just set the trim to zero, right, so there's no trim, and it's all me manually controlling.
Use elevator trim to exit the drive.
No.
I have control.
Put eject while upside down.
I'm on my training mission.
Oh god, I almost passed out.
Yeah, we're casually going 900 kilometers per hour.
Oh my god, this is going to be scary, but I believe.
I think this is the last way point, assuming I don't crash.
one, play no HUD for the immersion? I'd shut it off if I knew how.
Yeah, I can't see the waypoint then.
I know where it is though.
I need a slightly more zoomed out, oh there we go.
Nice.
what the fuck now land your plane and for a minute bro you're joking
Okay, I extended the flaps, dude.
More in the throttle, heavily.
Landing gear extended.
I'm going 700 fucking watt kilometers per hour.
How do I hit the brakes?
There's no way that just gets the fuck out of here.
This isn't a joke if I don't make it.
You're so fucking out of here.
Okay. Whatever, man.
You want to do that again for nine minutes?
Brother, that was basically a pass.
You want to do it again?
by
on friday uh... there's like three games tokens dropping
and a bunch of other shit
that i don't remember there's a lot
oh fuck this guy bro
how was this
all right kick me out
what time it's four o'clock
chat this game is cool about whatever
i can delete this and then install the gears of war
multiplayer beta
it's i- but what the hell am i gonna do here bro
the game is kinda potato overall like it's a decent game but
there's other better ones
You need VR noob.
Oh, really dude?
All right.
Um, yeah, what do we do here?
Let's do a round of streets and to maybe some battlefield or something brah I'm done with
I'm done with Street Fighter brah I don't think I'm playing again brah I'm done with
Street Fighter
I know there's a new character in Street Fighter, bro.
A new character is not something to like.
A new character in those games isn't a reason to play.
It's not like incentive to play.
Now if you only play Saga, yeah well you want to play one character and learn the character.
The people that switch around are already very good at the game and then they try different
characters. Getting to masters is a reason to play. Have you seen this codename cure
to. I have not no 2006 game negative whoa tell me
Maybe this is a bunch of shit because I got my ass kicked, bro.
What the hell is this?
Yo!
What the hell?
Where did this come from?
Oh shit, we're going into it.
Yo, main!
Main player!
Is this actual pity loot?
Thank you.
Dude, I don't even have any more MP5 mags. Yikes.
Oh, yes I do.
Is this uh, does this have plates in it?
Does this mean it has plates?
As long as I have those ones this is actually good armor
Yeah, I can't put a scope on this thing be nice if I could I have one more mag
Okay, I think I have everything here.
Na na na na na na na.
What time is this?
Is this level three?
Oh.
I feel like I'm missing something.
CMS one of these I think I have everything
Time to donate gear most likely are the streets queues now that's the question
I got a silencer bring Grizzly since it heals everything true
I'm gonna extract today I hope.
How did he get motivated for Tarkov again?
They literally wiped yesterday.
walking kills you most of the time at jiggle peak if you can instead I see that
pistol runs are probably the way
BAM BAM
Alright, let's see what we got here boys. Let's see, let's see.
Let's see, let's see.
The Beast game was alright.
I had some good elements
but not enough to, you know, do it up
I like this spawn, I'm a fan of this spawn
alright, I need insane gear
Anything is an upgrade.
I'll take him.
I have to contact...
Oh yeah, you can't even wear those.
Oh my god, there's a guy right there.
Hopefully I had a sniper rifle.
I would have probably still missed.
This has been a pretty big loot spot for me. I'm not gonna chase them
I was gonna hear me and hunker down and then I'm gonna get bored and walk and then he's gonna wait and I'm gonna walk into
his crosshair and die
He's looting the bank
Probably
I need a ram.
Give me the ram.
Actually, I'll take the peas. Give me the peas.
I'll take those.
Did the game just detect that I was down bad? Cause why did they give me a
duffel bag or a crate full of shit loot?
That actually makes me...gave me another PMC run.
Everyone got it
Probably for server problems
I don't know if that's just good no, yeah
I wonder initially if it's worth just selling everything to
Let me sit here.
Yeah, keys are always...
You always gotta look up the wiki for the keys.
Sell until you can buy a scab box?
Who do you sell to mainly?
If I just want to make a shit ton of rubles to quickly get to the flea market so I can get guns. What's the fastest way quests, right?
Yeah, do you just mast out the therapist?
Isn't flea is flea level locked or is it behind quests?
15
All right, we're good am I gonna go to damaged house damaged house sometimes I feel like a damaged house
Do you have a fan like a damaged house?
Uh, the safe you can't open the safe.
Fully is not fully unlocked on level 15.
What the fuck did I just read?
Ant-con, don't you need an untar for a quest?
I wonder if I should pick that up.
100k
They change it items and locks you can even buy food
Only a certain amount of items on lock at 15 they changed what you can buy up the flea market based off of levels
Really.
Bro, this is a running simulator with the occasional heart attack in between.
If you play this game, you think it's a running simulator, bro?
What?
Simulator with occasional heart attacks that are unexpected.
They try to make the game the least fun as possible. Yeah, honestly, it should just be
unrestricted flea market. I just want the flea market... I play this game differently.
I just want to extract the highest value loot I can and then buy other people's
shit that they find to then make my guns better and then just keep trying to get as many rubles
as I can and then having like specific gun loadouts. You know, that just means you have
to farm more I guess. That's just how I play it. I don't fucking know. I'm casual in this game.
The flea is half the fun. What do you mean I should have never been a thing?
I want to go around looking for the very specific gun parts that's not fun I can take that PSU
Wait, did I live that shit?
All right, I've died here and seen people here like five times and instead of just parking here. I'm gonna run across the street
I would have mind doing missions if I didn't forget where the fuck half of the objectives are and rely on a wiki
I told you there if they had a mode where all missions had a green dot as to where the stuff is
10 out of 10
Is there an entrance to the back I
Wouldn't say it's yellow paint. I just you know if you're on season 10 and you play every season you have you know exactly where to go a
A green dot is playing catch-up. That's not skill, that's just experience.
I have to catch up to the fucking demons who live, sleep, and shit this game.
And then if you're dying to people who need a green dot, you fucking suck ass.
Because you already knew exactly where the hell to go
You are Bitcoin is not worth shit anymore the store is always open isn't it
I've got Samma, I'm drinking here, I'll just use it all.
Honestly, you could have an endgame map already having quest markers on the map, wouldn't be
a bad thing.
You don't need quite, yeah, just like a fucking green shit-ass dot that shows me where the
fucking truck is instead of needing to alt-pad and look up, type in the shit-ass quest
name and to then look at a generated user map to figure out where the objective is.
Ain't nobody got time to fucking learn where everything is on season 10. This
game literally got it's season one. If a game season ones it's because it's
been around for a long ass time.
So let the casuals just quickly get quests done, and you'd still be slower than the
hardcore players who are just like, boom I know exactly where to go, go, go, go, go.
It tells you in the quest, fuck that shit bro, give me a red dot.
agreed that's fun when the game is new this game is so fucking sweaty bro
that's not being lazy dude you're stupid take if this was season one in the
game first launched or some shit fine but when you remaster the game the
casuals I don't fucking know who gives a shit they're not gonna do it whatever I
ain't doing the quests it is a little bit of laziness what does that mean
what does that mean
Is it 5581, some of the best ammo?
Story related items or quest items near you?
I would do the quest if they're marked because then you have a space, you know kind of where
you want to go.
You can carve out and slowly head to that direction.
Should I just go for a quick extractor and get the fuck out of here instead of trying
to min-max?
I need the ship.
location.
What was that noise?
fuck that shit I don't wanna fight this guy I'm trying to understand this fucking indicator
Is that literally me that's in here?
But then I go, it's like right here.
Motherfucker.
Oh, this is it.
I don't think this is for a quest though, is it?
This is just task items on character.
It's just story.
It's just lore.
So this isn't a quest item.
It's like a story item.
For a story...
No.
It's a lore item.
Requests unlock stuff too.
I'm gonna die going up here.
I'm leaving. Give me one successful extract.
Okay, if they have the same indicator maybe, but for regular quest items in the distance maybe.
Like if I, I don't know how the hell it works. If they had something similar, but for further quest items, that'd be cool.
Unless that's literally it so for the cut you're telling me if I go to interchange
Or if I go to customs and the quest where I have to put both of these on to a truck if I just look at a distance it will
Tell me the direction technically to go to put where the truck is
Not from a distance
Only if you're not until you're close, okay. If they expanded the distance for fucking nudes like me
So I don't need an alt tab and look at a map as to the general location of the fucking shit. That'd be nice
They already made it subtle
If you're complaining about that you suck balls at the game already because if you're complaining you already have fucking
50,000 hours in the game so you don't need that
You've already done it 15 times because you're here every white
It would suck for long distances, bro. They're game developers. They'll figure it out.
Don't know how to make it fade in and fade out.
It's not about sucking, bro. It's literally experience.
What the hell, bro?
There's like a smoke thing there.
Okay, wait.
I forgot which extraction crash site is.
Isn't that the- I forgot what this one is too.
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Insane desync. I would have cleared that.
This game still has desync like that?
They have added an item for me. Add a streamer item for me, okay?
All right, and make it be a code zero.
Purple.
need that for hideout? I don't have room for it.
I don't know about that, but I don't have room for that shit.
Or you know what? I don't want an item. Just make a quest helper
so I can speedrun quests.
All right, I'm gonna leave attempt to leave
Yeah, and SKS is good.
I used to use an SKS as my budget weapon, and then I used to make the longest shotgun
you could possibly make as my main weapon with a silencer.
nothing used to one tap. There's an add-on called Tarkov companion. Is that true?
Did anyone use that? Said the guy who's gotten banned on his main account.
Yeah, if it's not official, I'm not interested.
Let's check this and leave.
ah
I
Know
are you kidding he's all the way
way on the right of that. Oh my God, I'm just closer.
Oh man, you fucking TV piece of shit.
Oh fuck, everybody with TV in there in there bro,
okay, fuck you and your TV.
Come on man, how many hours, okay.
Come on man, come on, bro, shit man, shit man.
way he did that on purpose that was actually smart did he throw that maybe
make me deaf and then move come on man god damn bro these motherfuckers do
power plays power plays
That was your grandma? Damn dude.
God damn, brother.
Listen to your grandma, bro. Maybe you know.
How do I check my hours?
I
why not get into the bus and shoot him from the window? I don't know you probably thought
I was gonna go on the bus
Estimated time eight minutes that's gotta be that's gotta be wrong
You have been told a hundred times not to take mp5 as your primary weapon dumbass
I've never seen somebody say that and that's the only weapon I had
Should I have gone in with a knife instead?
You can check your hours during loading where
Where does one see this?
Man 449 hours
Really? Yeah.
Minus about 100 on the menu.
And 30 hours in the stash.
And 60 hours probably accidentally the game being left on.
They need to then do parentheses in game time in raid
All right, let's see what we have here. What is next? Wow, this actually might be an eight minute queue
Actual eight minute queue
Yeah seasonal character, that's what you're supposed to do
Well, the last time I played Tarkov was the most I played Tarkov, like I went all out
playing it.
I played for like a month plus straight quests and everything
Wow 10 bullets on the worst item I've ever seen okay
Last time I played I actually shot a bunch of scab and they might just shoot me on site I killed like 10
So my scav, rep might be in the trash.
I have 10 bullets and garbage.
What am I, this is the worst.
I can't tell if that's a player. It's not, it's not.
Yeah, I think he's friendly.
I saw one in there is that why he's doing that
Bank has tar coins what are tar coins?
Yeah, sometimes I've gotten a lot of good loot from this guy right here.
Absolute trash.
I'm just gonna get one tap by some guy. Ten bullets and the guns gonna jam.
Alright, I'm dead.
I know what's gonna happen.
That's usually worth a decent amount.
The gunnight guy was mad at me for bringing in.
I just got another one.
got a GPU. I already got very lucky with it.
Oh, that door is closed. Weird. I found a GPU in, I think, upstairs in the
electronic box? There was one. Food. It was not the tutorial GPU. Is that a player? I
literally can't tell. Oh my god it was! I think. I forgot, scab can't shoot player
Scare Scab right? Any scab you don't scare me with.
Oh my god.
SP5.
He's probably up here shooting from the window, with what sounds like an insane gun, so here
I go about to die to him.
Oh
Right here. Come on, GPU me. Or something good.
Oh wait, no, this is downstairs, wasn't it? Oh yeah, wait, never mind. A patte. A patte
just reminds me of cat food I don't trust anybody who says and wants a patay
that day is amazing thank you so I don't trust you bro I would never ask
you if I was like where should we eat I would never ask you
I should go for that, I don't know where it drops at though, oh right there.
The problem is, I don't have a backpack.
Found him!
Oh my god dude.
Oh, come on man!
There he is bro.
My fucking god dude.
Alright, alright.
All right
I'm gonna unbind my shift button I'm done I
Have no other guns. I have nothing I have a 20 round. I have an M 700
I have an M 700 that's it
There's a lot of codes, you have to put the scope mount, that's such a bad idea.
Oh, buddy.
No S mark, nothing?
I'm about to just sell all my GPUs. I'm so down, I'm selling everything. Until I can't
buy anything. Everything is free reign. Early sell, I don't care. Even the LEDX, even if
makes you guys cringe everything the therapists can have spring cleaning
so then go to ragman or a skier to buy a shotgun with seven millies shotgun I
can work with shotgun makes me feel powerful in this game. I don't know if I can slot anything
into it though.
Uh, inspect.
How do you do this again?
Prepare? Oh, you can't mod it yet? Oh, I can't mod it yet.
What is this? Why is this?
Wow.
Yeah, four bullets is a little scary.
Oh my god, I built backpack!
Oh, I have to get the shit one?
You need to remove it from Equips?
Oh.
You need the hideout?
Yeah, I don't think I can buy anything for this.
I thought you could do like a linked search?
and then uh see buying and listing offers so i can't buy any gear parts right now
edit build
does the red mean i can't
oh yeah i can't okay whatever i just gotta load up and lip this
All right. Oh my, I don't have shit.
All right.
Penis helmet builds with shit stained fucking
shit stained fucking Facebook marketplace razor headset.
Wait, what the hell?
You can't buy these anymore?
Yeah, get the contacts.
Yikes.
I have to unlock proper?
Oh my.
Can I just roll this?
Let's roll it.
it with a pre-G. I'm gonna customs.
Oh, interchange has a lot of maps, I got an interchange.
You're literally, you wanna check out the other people that are on your microchip, oh my
god.
No, I don't, man, I don't, are you a dev?
Your game is cool, but your game is kind of plastic.
I'd rather play this game that feels like it's jank at times, but the jank makes it
better.
beta lets you play the tutorial? Oh really? So I can at least see visually how the game looks.
Okay I will download this in the background and check it out after. It's 60 gigs by the way.
It's not the railway axle literally this way, maybe I should have do it.
I know a player can head in from this direction.
I have no headphones on.
So I probably sound like a stampede to somebody.
Yeah, is it me or do they make it so you leap over shit faster?
Oh my god!
Yes!
Usually I'm on the receiving end!
Thank you dude! Thank you!
Yes!
Oh my god dude, this is usually my POV!
Holy shit!
Yes!
Oh my god!
Thank you bro how many hours do you have now? I'm sorry I don't know how to tell thank you bro
Oh my god yes
I wonder if this gun is like a Saiga 9x19mm
That's amazing holy crap I needed that I needed that
I am a I am looking for it's in Nikita's space game yeah if it's like this game and if the
Looting is as satisfying. Why not?
This game still has the best looting
That's some dark and darker
But this still reign supreme
We'll have a 20 years of development probably
Most likely
Squire Royale, did that game ever come out?
Beta, beta early this year is kind of crazy, I thought he just announced it, that means
they've been working on it for a while.
Honestly, the little trailer they released made it look pretty sick too.
We miss radical heights. I don't think anybody ever mentioned or has stated that sentence before.
You were the first.
My mission literally just to kill 10 scav and interchange or anybody players
It really made it so leaping over little things are so fast. It's like so fast. It's a little comical feeling
Is this story mission the most, um, why is that the, is that really the main mission I should do?
Does that have to go to customs for that?
Story unlocks the traitors. Oh, I thought it was just like levels
So I have to do the tour
All right, well hopefully if I extract here I will do that
We do not need H1Z2. That game was great for the time it came out. No, we don't need it anymore.
We don't, bro. That game was great for its time. Now it's a dated piece of shit.
Dude.
Are you joking right now, friend?
The guy angled himself right on the railing.
Already an upgrade.
Alright, care for both Killa and Tagila are on interchange now?
Dagila?
I'm gonna take this and drink this shit.
Ah, the old mall.
good. The old male male male. Okay the goal now is to kill a group of two and one
tap both of them and they're gonna have fully loaded M4s with 60 round drum
mags that I'm never going to bring into the raid because I will die instantly and lose it.
War Z, I'll never forget the war between War Z and Daisy. Different time on this website.
Different time, different viewers, different website, different vibe.
Is that a mirror? Did I just hear somebody open something?
It's interesting how all of these buildings are useless, essentially.
any of these you can just ignore
okay back at right
yeah he actually had really good gear
Don't worry, no one knows I'm here.
This guy died in a scary spot.
oh well this cycle looks good
Are you serious?
What?
Are you serious?
I
Yeah, this Saiga looks loaded. I wonder if I should take this.
I have the same rig.
this shit back up cuz I was gonna grab it I actually dropped a mag already whoops
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
God damn, the way he was moving.
This game is filled with bots.
Buddy.
Don't be stupid, bro.
you're doing the thing where you're being dumb.
It sounds like somebody who's never played this game.
It is though, it is but like at the same time it isn't.
The scabs are a perfect amount of threat to then encounter a player.
Alright, I've never lived with this guy.
grand shack oh yeah I need the kills always to be like that
Another side guy. I think this one has more room than MK3.
Is that a silencer?
Honestly, this armor is easy to find.
I'm not going to pick it up.
I have no room unless I drop this.
I don't think this is worth, but I have nothing worthy of holding in here.
It is.
I already have an armored body armor on, that doesn't make sense.
is this a joke?
of
death
of
death
of
death
Oh, that works!
Where'd that other dude go?
I swear the guy that lived is real.
Damn, the one guy who looked like he was a player.
I'm going to loot and he's going to show up and one tap me.
Here we load.
Oh, yeah, this looks good, hold on.
Alright, okay, okay!
AK-105?
Where do I even put this?
Why don't my bullets do that when it's an actual player?
When it's a player, the bullets bend and miss.
I mean, it's XP, right?
Until some guy shows up and kills me, because he hears everything?
I'm going to get a frag.
I'm sorry.
Bluezy.
I
What am I even looking for here?
AKS74U?
Hello!
We're at the actually taking the mag.
More 7mm.
I guess I'll just take these pistols.
Aren't you dead guys here?
This guy, that has, that's good armor.
I
Oh
Where is that guy I killed?
Right there.
This guy looked like he took a while to die.
There's just a lot of scab on interchange right now.
Yeah, this guy took forever to die.
Get a silence pistol.
I swear we're moving this and switching it to this and getting more gears the way.
Better helmet level three level three it's two level threes
Bandage for quest. Oh, yeah, doesn't the therapist need some shit. Oh
Yeah, the aloo splint better at your protection
Pro says better at your protection and I still get head-eyes
They know how to find the head and the eyes through their ears.
Well, no matter how time before someone shows up in one taps, waiting for the moment.
Holy shit, that was loud.
I know man, I know, I should really leave.
And I wonder if I found these noodles.
I'm going to eat right now.
I missed a corpse upstairs.
Did I loot this guy?
How is that?
Is that worth picking up? Is that worth something?
I have nothing to reload the AK with.
got a cowboy hat on another pillbox
I would totally take the SKS.
Nearly full HPMO.
I didn't see that shit.
Find this.
445.
Okay.
Alright, now I should leave!
Should get the fuck out of here.
Got to build blocks too.
Cause I don't really know the way out.
I kinda know.
Eat, drink, I don't know if the AK-12, I can use it on the AK-105.
No?
Oh, it's the other stairs.
I'm tripping I don't remember where I killed this guy maybe it's time to leave
I
Just bottomed me
There's one more.
of
I thought this guy was a player oh
Shit, I don't think that's a better backpack. I
Could take the eight are out or get the scope at least
It's like a good scope
All right, let me, I'm leaving, I'm leaving. I gotta go. I gotta figure out where the hell I'm going.
After I loot this guy.
Emmercom checkpoint.
I swear that MP-133 is better than my M870.
I can repair it as well if this jams I'm done bro yeah which way to ever come
Is it out the front to the left?
I could go to the brochon this way
You know what? Maybe I will. I would have.
I'll make it seven minutes.
I'm too heavy. Well, bro, I have nothing, so I'm gonna keep going.
One, two, three, four!
Let him!
I forgot dropping the backpack's a thing.
that just annihilates the stamina drop the quest armor you'll find it that's what I was
saying. I should ask what I was thinking. Crawl run crawl as fast.
True.
Watch every six scab here and one sniper on top.
Nope.
Nope
All right, here we go
Ow, my leg is- If I get sniped, I will be sad, but you know what, that's just how the
cookie crumbles.
Let's just have a cookie, Grummies!
Let's just have a cookie, Go's!
Watch out for the new mines.
don't do this is he is that true
all right not bad I'm gonna customs with a shotgun now
All right, I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna drop all my stuff off and go customs with a shotgun. I have to for the story quest anyways
I think this if I actually extract this is my first actual extract
Wow!
He did it!
Very nice.
A lot of scab deaths.
Damn, 27 kills?
There's a lot of levels, actually not really, there's like a level and a half.
Was it a lot?
Alright, let's go right in.
Prepare.
I might just bring the pillbox in and hopefully I don't die.
Oh, you gotta get a ground zero for that.
Another stockpile, pillbox, 25 shots, hopefully that's enough.
Four painkillers.
I don't know if that was worth doing.
Okay, Customs, 8 AM.
I look so geared, but I'm not.
I have another thing to turn in, did I?
I give off the illusion of gear.
Alright, something tells me this has the fastest queue, like one minute queues or something
for this map.
Let's see. You didn't eat or drink. I definitely did. I'm at 100-100.
100-100.
I remember I needed to go.
Do you have a good spawn for this?
For the truck?
I don't think I do. Oh dear.
Is there a scav up here? Oh, I'm here.
Oh, this is...
Not today.
He left his vodka.
I missed that. I don't know if this was a fresh match.
I used to be a sugar collector, I just am on there.
Alright, this is a scary spawn against 5,000 hour demons.
Oh, yeah, okay, you know what wait hand over three items what
Oh, okay. Is it at which door was that? You need a key for that? I should just mark the vehicles.
Or I get really lucky with the 206 key.
Let me see the target first, please
Let me be the one who sneaks up on the target again, please
Game and gods. I don't want to I please let me shoot somebody in the back
Who has like the greatest sniper rifle in the game, please?
Thank you, I'm in I'm in oh
The gears beta is live two days early
Seven thousand hours demon dude and there were two seven thousand hours cuz he had a friend. Oh my god
Bro
Is it true is this live right now I
Hit it up that was fun Tarkov
If it's not, why is no one streaming it then?
There's no one in the section.
Why is no one in the section if this is live?
I do not mean to load that up.
I swear that just erred and did not work.
There were three PMC's.
Oh my God.
If I snuck up behind them, that'd be so good, but I sprinted at the worst possible moment.
Low level fatal error.
When graphic drivers are out of date...
Okay, I will download these drivers and just hopefully it's just a quick install and not like a whole problem
All right, install.
You have to restart anyways, not necessarily.
If it doesn't work, we've got some battlefield.
All right, hold up, hold up, are you gonna stream QuakeCon?
No, they still do QuakeCon?
No way.
Come on install no problems just zoom through and then we're good.
If it hits me with a fail, uh-oh.
Come on buddy, come on.
Is the bar moving?
It's moving, it's moving.
A Wolfenstein remaster?
That'd be cool.
with the old one.
All right. And I think we're good.
Thank God. All right. Nice.
No major issues.
There's no all line. It's just Horde. I have no idea, bro
Let's see
I'll see what we have here.
Is this good?
They're gonna shadow drop Wolfenstein remastered Quakecon maybe?
Really?
I mean, if they're going resident evil level, why not?
All right, maybe, maybe.
I never asked tears of war e-day multiplayer beta okay thank you we heard
you the first time
he's get something tells me he's gonna say it again
Gears of War, E-Day Multiplayer Beta.
I'm not gonna lie, this is the slowest shader compile I think I've ever witnessed.
Gears of War, E-Day Multiplayer Beta.
Are you kidding brother? Are you kidding?
Gears of War, eBay Multiplayer Beta
Come on bro, let's move!
Gears of War, E-Day Multiplayer Beta.
Remind us one more time, please. I missed it the first five times.
Gears of War, eBay multiplayer beta.
Ah, okay, okay.
Gears of War, eBay multiplayer beta.
All right, is this alpha?
Uh, bro, it's like they're beta that they're doing, brother.
Then listen to the guy.
Dears of war, e-day multiplayer beta.
Listen to the guy, bro.
He's gonna get this guy glass of water.
Gears of War! That's crazy how Spider-Man had such a big opening weekend, like damn bro,
I don't know anybody who cares about that. But everybody cares about that.
Gears of War! E-Day Multiplayer Beta!
You know what I mean?
Gears of War! E-Day Multiplayer Beta!
It was a good film.
Gears of War, Be Day Multiplayer Beta.
Spider-Man, I love Spider-Man.
I love Spider-Man.
I took both my left Gears.
B-day multiplayer beta
Yeah
Love for AIDS best model button big AIDS was it really that good war?
Was the villain
Gears of war B-day multiplayer baby
We made it.
Free release software by the way.
And before this is actually wrong and not live.
Available from August 4th, 26th for initial setup.
Excellent.
Okay, okay.
Is it for graphics right now? I mean, it did, you know, it makes sense, unless that's just the initial.
Noo, camp? Why not?
I don't think I'm going to be able to run this, but what I'm trying to do is something tells
me I'm probably gonna have to uh... yeah...
uh... yeah there's no way. 45 FPS, lol.
Yeah, 20k PC cannot handle ludicrous
Yeah, yeah, damn
Give me with that balanced still not okay
All right, what about all on high
Buddy buddy buddy
How about quality with ray tracing? Does this dynamically change?
How about shut off ray tracing and then quality?
Really?
Really raytracing isn't the killer?
I don't know, should this be on? Improves GPU performance for reducing? Oh, this should
be on. Really?
Oh, oh my. Yep. Global illumination is the murderer.
Oh, yeah.
Usually, global elimination is the most beautiful thing, though.
Damn, that's what totally affects it.
That is the killer.
Wait, actually, is there no Framegen?
I just realized, is there no frame gen?
Disabled for beta? Well, that explains a lot too.
I can literally play this game on, um, maxed out ludicrous, but yes.
Alright.
Alright, now we're good. Just one other thing.
All right, let's see now.
Oh, this is weird, you gotta duck and do a bunch of other stuff?
You can wait any minute.
You've been too much fire when the target appears.
That definitely hit him.
You can swap shoulders as well.
What the hell was that?
All right.
I can't, I mean, visually so far, it looks just like the previous Gears of War, and the
previous Gears of War was wicked good looking.
I mean, it probably looks better, but yeah.
It definitely does.
Horde Siege!
All right, here we go.
Who's playing this shit?
Ranked.
Casual
Click play
Action armor. Oh, I'm gonna go Lucas
You can customize I don't have anything
All right, who's playing this not ready I'm ready
No, no one knows about this right now?
What the hell did I respond into?
I'm going to follow this guy and bait him.
All of this guy's baited me.
Got that!
It's open mic.
The mic is open.
There we go.
That is definitely Gears of War.
Alright hilarious.
This game still plays exactly the same, where the shotgun is still Rain Supreme.
You gotta like, do shit.
Okay, like I had something that one taps.
I
Have like a weird
Goddamn!
It's crazy how cosmetic this one gun is.
Come on, man!
this guy's shit on the whole team this one guy's a shit on the whole team what
oh yeah we are good shit guys where's the sniper rifle
I don't give a name wherever this guy gets shot.
Where you on it, where you on it?
The shock and active reload is so easy.
of
Sme-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me!
What the hell was that?
Oh, easy.
I should get rid of the cover system.
If they got rid of the cover system, it's literally not Gears of War anymore.
I feel like in this game, they just play it safe.
like it's just Gears of War.
Got owned by a Doom Dev we won.
More like on the doom death I'm looking for I don't know where the sniper rifle is I think
You go fight it on the map, right?
bro what are these players doing let's go
All right, let's see here.
This is now the actual test.
This is a fresh match.
Fresh match.
Let's see.
Or before, freshy.
I swear, the actual, the Lancer sucks.
of
Brother come on
Yeah, there are four of them trying to kill me right there. I got one guy
I got one guy.
I swear, ADS thing is cope.
I should not ADS.
Is this a jerk?
Interesting.
of
Oh
I
I thought I saw the sniper rifle up here.
Is there only so many shots or some shit?
I actually have no ammo.
I don't know how to chainsaw
It's not my fault the futuristic fucking assault rifle shoots paper balls
Is that how you change the chance all one tap
I don't really understand how the shoddy works, it's so inconsistent.
It's like all the pellets need a hit for the quick one tap, that's what it seems like.
Oh my God, his fucking teammate showed up.
Right, it's like, what? Okay.
Oh
I
Where is he dead?
Wait, that guy was...
Yeah, what?
That may all respawn so fast.
Let's try it one more time here
Well, I think it's a night game. It's Gears of War
My reviews it's Gears of War
He fucking hates it!
The answer of the game, minus four hundred million.
Minus four hundred?
try the horde mode ah nah dude horde mode in 2026 I'll just go play space marines
Yeah, what the hell is this working?
Oh, waiting for other players.
Oh, it says 16 player horde mode.
come on.
Oh, we got the Microsoft CEO on the other team.
Dude what?
We killed it, you can kill each other in this game?
Dude I downed him but he killed me.
You can trade.
You can trade in almost all shooting games.
Ah, there's a lot you can't.
Brother, how are you doing this?
Oh, is that me?
What is the last one standing?
Where you go I thought you wanted some of this
There's boy no one's talking dude. We're sort of game, right?
Why not not everything's discord you fuck
of
Okay, can't even wall bounce? Brother, I didn't play this game a lot. Oh, nice box.
Okay, actually survived.
Let's do this.
Don't want to leave!
We got to be owning right now.
You know what you want, everyone!
Brother will be in flak, brother!
What's that to me?
Come on, man!
You're coming for me!
Oh, snap!
The hell, did that guy die?
Is it clap?
The slide seems very powerful.
Early access from pre-ordering, yeah.
Try the horde mode.
Let's see, it's actually 16 players.
Horde Siege.
class. I'm gonna go medic. Learn how to play. Yikes.
Honey, don't you just like press 1, 2, 3, 4, Q, E, and then just like hold left
click on heads. Yeah, this is the new Gears of War.
All right, let's see, let's see, hold up.
How is he playing this early? If you pre-order you get access to the beta.
Oh wait, we're actually playing with a bunch of... oh okay, it's not tutorial done.
It's onboarding, but still.
Welcome to the fight here.
The city is overlocked with locusts and the fast-future dug-in seats, so it's a significant resistance.
Your objective is as follows.
Rigs have been airdropped into defensive positions in multiple districts across the city.
You are tasked with activating and defending these rigs as they generate vital seismic data on locusts moving across the region.
The multiple supply caches were abandoned in the A.O. during the evacuation.
The armor outweighed caches.
Did you require weapons, twizons, or ammunition in the field?
I'll be providing you updates as you go.
Those are strong food rations.
Get yourself squared away.
All right, let's get to it.
All righty, whoops I wasted that defend the rig wait so 60 of us are all
spread out
Hey, hols!
Wait, are they? Is this the enemy squad?
This is random.
It just dates your day!
Now, Peter, I can do it.
Oh that's, I don't know how he, you like, lifted the guy up with a...
I don't know how he did that.
F.B.S. is tanked on this map.
Oh, I think you run and did it.
Oh, you're decent again.
Yeah, don't go on the e-hole!
Wow, I actually died, I died.
Wait, no way, am I dead the rest of the game?
I don't know about horde modes in games or boring as hell, dude, I don't have to tell
Yeah, we have like space marines that was like a dedicated horde mode, yeah we have
so many dedicated horde mode games that when you just add a horde mode it's gonna be shallow
and potato compared to the games dedicated to it.
They're just like, better, you know?
There's so many good ones! Space Marines is basically a better horde mode.
Here's Horde is the best mate you played one round, said no one ever.
I can tell it's potato from one round.
rig at Cooper Commons over this way. Boys, where are you at? I'm about to activate this
Yellow
Prepare your defenses
800 upgraded perfect ammo fire rate
Squad perks rewards
I would say, you know what man, if Ciderpunks was $400 million, okay?
Everything was new.
okay everything was new it was a brand new ip created new universe new characters new stories
from the ground up and then this fucking game is the same shit from what it launched on xbox 360
400 million making the same fucking shotgun for 20 years
like what are we doing here
There must have been some like money and bezel notes.
There's no way.
This game is alright.
It's just more gears.
How the fuck?
If you use the same game and just made it a DLC and just like, slowly updated it, it would still look the same.
You know, at least Concord, they try, at least they try to do it, okay?
I would take Concorde over this is what I'm saying I'm not even lying
There's way more like different things going on even if it's the same shit
The same cover system
Shocking ol' rain supreme.
You go cover to cover bullshit.
If you're a Gears fan, this will just be right up your alley.
I am the Gears. I kinda like it.
It's not bad. It's just Gears.
It just feels like it's such a safe game.
It feels like the same.
when does this come out? I suck at it because it's bad. I mean if that's what you want to
cope with you think it's a skill issue. I sure have. Whatever you want to cope with
your show bro have fun sounds like you're mad I don't think it has anything
to do with skill bro like come on man that's that's honestly that sounds like
you're a mad fanboy when you use that as an excuse come on bro do exactly like
he plays fucking Dark Souls do you think this is like Dark Souls level like
what are you even talking about you know what below go play this beta right
now literally are the people who pre-ordered the game so you're
either like X fucking 36 year old Gears of War played this shit out of it
players or you might be a dev playtastic with the players no one else is
preordering this game show like no shit everybody else is gonna be like super
Gears fans I don't think some random motherfucker is about to drop $90 and
be like this is gonna be my first years of war here I go I'm finally gonna try it
guys I'm finally gonna do it
it took me seven games I'm doing it this time
I get it bro I get it you guys enjoy slob I get it well happy motherfuckers
probably buy like sharp cards and fucking FIFA cards. Alright, I get it. I'm going against the grade.
Oh shit.
Same guy who complaints about a cube character?
Yeah.
I will.
Haha, what?
I told you miss
Dad you got successfully rage baited
How the fuck are you bro?
My mom, my mom, my mom, my next rucksack is missing again
Because the latest thing ever when I was 15 I came home from middle school and I
got on and it was fucking out there
I
Next wave
And maybe I just don't like gaming maybe you're right
It's kind of like COD, the same game every year.
You know what?
No.
Yes, but no.
Yes and no.
Yes, but no.
But there's way more of a time...
COD is a yearly release.
When was the last years of war?
Like three years ago?
20-18. Six years.
Wait, when does this game come out?
October?
Yeah...
Yeah, I asked and I never read it.
there has no friends of course you won't play this game I don't think friends I
guess so whatever whatever brah you enjoy with your fucking friends brother
all right directing you to the landing zone make sure to secure it
This guy's recoil feels so weird, it looks like a delayed relif of the crosshair, it
You may at least be upgraded.
What the fuck is he even shooting at?
I
Know my god, wow, no HP
Hi Taylor to the LD you're rising down and need the area clear
I hope there isn't a last bit I got to go compared to Helldivers 2, helldivers 2 is
It's so much better, but that's a stupid comparison.
This is just like your typical horde mode in like a horde game.
Buddy, this is just like a game mode that experience gears in a way.
You have an experience, but you can experience similar in other games.
It's just a horde mode.
They're not gonna do it. They're not doing anything much insanely new here.
Cover me, VAR!
I got him! I got him!
I was testing the e-holes.
Oh my god, he fell in too.
Don't leave me here, please!
Don't leave me, please!
Don't leave me!
Fine, I'll leave you.
Chad, I'll be on tomorrow! Regular stream, GGs.
I'll see you guys tomorrow, next stream Wednesday.
You guys enjoy the rest of your night.
I just got to vanish here. Peace out till next time.
Goodbye, Chad. Thank you for watching.
I will see you on Wednesday for another one.
Yes, yes.
Fuck this guy!
Val-
I'm the guy who pre-ordered that.
Alright.