I
I
Oh
My god
Oh, so do those cats me how we get off on such a Harry guys doing
I've lost my third monitor I
Tried loading up. I was like, you know what I was gonna play some rounds of Tarkov last night. I
I found an opportunity and my kitten came in and one tapped the third monitor power cable
and saying one tapped it shit went out I don't know I got one I got I got one of the power
cables coming today though. I know what I was like, all right. I know. I know. I swear that's
like the second time I've replaced this ASUS power cable for the monitor over the years.
It's weird. I swear they're like fragile in general. I don't know if anyone's got a
a fucking asus monitor experience the same thing i don't know i swear i have had to like
it's the only tech i've needed to change the power cable for maybe they have a known issue or some
shit i don't know well i mean obviously this one uh was cat related but the first time it was more
it just like fucking died
I thought the monitor went out and then I replaced the cable and it well it then fucking
projected.
Sorry guys doing we got a fucking in the yes token I'm playing it yes listen I was
gonna play it anyways what can I say guys okay I got a sponsor too okay.
There's also other games. I don't think I'm gonna play this all stream. I
Don't think so, but I don't know sometimes you get caught up in the queue. It depends
It depends how many people are playing out of curiosity
This even come out yet
Is this even out right now? I mean I can play it. It's not like some 1 p.m. Shit
No reviews. Wait, can you play right now?
23K on PC. Oh yeah, so that also that's why on onto that it's fucking weird. I have to look to my left
for my chat now instead of looking to the right. So this is just I feel like I've lost a wing.
I'm like a bird with one wing. Okay, it's weird. I got two monitors. I'm down on blank on the right.
It's awkward. It's a different muscle memory.
That's actually weird. You change it up by having your chat position instead of right.
You go to the left. I don't wonder if that changes anything. Your mic is so much lower.
I did change some settings. Is it still? How about right there? It's the best I can do.
only motion new trailer yeah we got hold on bro hold on what was here also
changing the fucking scenes is weird too because my whole setup is just awkward
it's like playing it's like going from inverted and then toggling off inverted
All right shield, brother. I saw that man. GTA 6, bro. What are we doing, man?
Brother, what are we doing? Is this the first game that's had an extended look on fucking
Netflix exclusive? Holy shit. I heard it's on YouTube, but I think it's exclusive for like
a couple of hours so I'm pretty it's not exclusive but it's a primed exclusive
motherfucker was that fake am I wrong I know it's on YouTube but I don't know
if it's first dibs Netflix it is six hours right still this is the first
fucking game that I've ever we've ever seen it do this that's crazy I mean
Netflix is doubling down on their fucking games bro I swear every time I load up
Netflix there's nothing I give a shit to watch but I have noticed that they have
been updating this shit out of their game section you know so they're
They're trying to, they know.
That's what that, they're trying to go there now, Matt.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
PartyR1 is on Netflix.
Truly, has anyone tried, really?
Is already, does it, how does it play?
It's literally just streamed.
Is this shit?
Does it get the job done?
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Just from the accessibility, it's actually,
You know, fuck streaming video games, yeah, the future, but whatever, okay?
I don't mean streaming video games, okay?
Streaming is a very, it means like six different things.
Streaming in the sense of like streaming off of a server to play it.
But if you can just like go log into your Netflix account, boom, boom, and load up
some fucking RDR1 or whatever the hell, randomly, you would just need to carry
your controller around. That's not that bad. When you need the separate console and shit,
you know, but yeah, it's, it's, is that what it is? Has anyone tried it? That even, even
with a little input lag, the accessibility for a little bit of input lag. Hold up. What
this game until they somehow eliminate it eventually on a motion you trailer let
me see let me see let me see fuck all that it will lead to the death of local
hardware and all these subscription buddy I sure sure yes true go fucking buy some ram
bro it's already headed in that direction buddy we're literally talking about Netflix fucking
having a gameplay extended six hour exclusive I you know what they wanted they probably wanted
a week bro okay and even even even rock star was like I don't think the whole I don't think
We're ready for that much internet fucking hate. Okay, we're gonna do six hours. Okay, we're gonna give you six hours
for like however fucking
Eight fucking digit number, you know
Yeah, it would leak yeah, we'll give you say we'll give you six hours it yeah, I would leak too true
So it would just like stream off of it and all of that
The hardware is getting more expensive. This shit's happening. I mean, honestly, who knows, this is either going to start something and then what's the next game that will have exclusive or it's just this is the cherry on top fucking GTA six once in a lifetime feeling.
No other game will get that, but there will be.
This is either going to start something or it's going to be a one-off.
Honestly, it's stupid as fuck.
Honestly, that was dumb as fuck by Netflix, to be honest.
It really is. It does draw people to their platform.
Netflix is still fucking huge, you know?
Like, you know, people are going to just want to watch it as fast as possible.
Yeah, no shit.
Wait.
Six hours.
It is just dumb.
It reminds me of like PlayStation fucking holding a mission.
Content exclusive.
And it's more kind of like cringy.
can you stream it? It's like a potato marketing play like no shit I see why Netflix is doing
it but it's like come on man. Rockstar's milking so hard. Yeah. This game seems like it's
It's like, oof, mmm.
You know what, GTA is good, but this is starting to get to the point where the hype is so big
that it's either going to be fucking crazy or the hype is too high, where it's getting
a little comical.
I don't know.
It's like, okay, chill, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax,
You're just not a GTA fan.
Dude, I am.
It will have a cyberpunk launch.
Nah, dude.
GTA?
Wait, what do you mean it will have a cyberpunk launch?
Oh, true.
Wasn't cyberpunk super shitty on launch?
The thing is GTA 5's launch was super fucked, too.
Remember trying to go online?
Wasn't there like online loops and shit?
I remember that was like fucking dead actually. I'm pretty sure like there was network errors too
Couldn't you like I don't I swear I like couldn't log in to my Sony account. This was also like day of game stop pickup
Gta 08 available on launch. Oh, yeah, sure. That's the other thing. That's the other thing. This is I forgot about that
This is also just the single player, but you're still gonna have to log into the ps network and shit
There will be some downtime shake going on now
You gotta log into that shit-ass rockstar launcher
Hold up, yeah, we got I'm hitting a token
Isn't there's a couple of games that dropped
What is this? Where is the Onimusha?
Onimusha!
Didn't that iron
shit game come out?
That looked good. Hedlat Loose official launch trailer.
Hello, let me get these.
Hedlat Looh? Oh, yeah, Iron Nest actually dropped. Oh shit.
that. Restory came out as well. I am I own one of the reviews. Let me get this shit.
Hold on. Division of the free to play division game came out as well. Oh, this actually is
more kind of like a sub Sunday game. Um, yes, I could bounce around. I could do the
token single player, but like I'm not that crazy about Marvel. I'm mainly going to be
playing the online like that's where it's shining at. I want to go on the ladder with
the team and then Bada Bing, but I gotta throw taxis at gamers.
Okay.
We're going straight to the online unlockable characters.
Wait, is that what you have to do?
Ghost Recon.
God damn, this single player is really good.
Check the reviews of Tocan.
They are not. No one's reviewed shit. They're not. Oh my God.
What happened, dude? No. Linux players, buddy.
Still ship performance.
Really?
Oh
P you got a login on PSN true Linux bro, I didn't know I guess so I
Guess there's some
I
Guess there's some performance problems. There's like some people have heavy performance
You know what, bro? 57 reviews.
Bro, some of these issues, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, these reviews are fucking stupid.
The game just launched, and it's like very specific.
Linux? Motherfucker! How many people on Linux are playing this shit?
The first thing you're gonna do is go to the reviews and leave a negative review as like,
What's fuck my specific system isn't working to play this brand new game that they didn't optimize for this like very specific
Fuck and his computer, you know
That's kind of like that these are the initial reviews those are like specific circumstance and bullshits all right
That's not even defending brown K. Come on
Who knows? Who knows? Let it populate more. I could be wrong. This just seems like, this
just seems like just, it's not that big of a deal. It's not optimization. It's anti-cheat.
Yeah, this is kind of like, you know, what do people just think of the game? You know,
Mainly the game that type of stuff fine. Maybe they'll patch it and shit. It's like the unfortunate technical issues
What do we have here what do we have here?
Look at their specs one guy was on a laptop wait, oh, yeah, I forgot they do that. I usually just ignore it. How do you?
Wait, what? How do you know he was on a laptop?
Yeah, there's some good gaming laptops, but how did you, where did you see that shit?
Windows 11 laptop GPU. They said they'd fix the issue with CPU usage, but they fucking didn't.
GPU sits at 20, 30%, blah, blah, blah.
And he has a GeForce RTX 3060 laptop GPU.
And a CPU is some fucking bullshit.
So not only is it a 3060, it's a fucking nerfed version
because it's a laptop, so they have to slice it in half.
and GPU is idle yeah I don't know I don't know man I get it man I get it shit
it's six gigabytes of VRAM stalker to cost of hope eight minute trailer brother
Cheeewww brother!
New stock or two expansion trailer what else happened? Warrior cats?
Should I gotta look to the left man my right monitor is dead, okay?
For it for today
You guys are out of place
Marble souls this looks literally like dark souls
Will you be live for the GTA 6 gameplay? I don't know how ridiculous it's going to be
where Netflix is going to let you re-stream it. That makes it sound like they're going
to DMCA your ass for 6 hours until it's on YouTube. Some people aren't going to give
a fuck but then the thing is I don't know you know this is kind of like unprecedented
for real it is there's no fucking video game gaming history has had exclusive fucking
platform ass extended reveal of gameplay okay literally literally a fucking extended
Gameplay reveal so I don't know if they're gonna do some crazy like FIFA shit where they have like
Who knows Madden Netflix CEO probably talked to the fucking UEFA guy
Because they connected during the World Cup and he was like oh, yeah, bro
As soon as someone even shows the fucking ball our AI instantly fucking zaps the motherfucker who knows bro probably
even if you show a frame you instantly get an email they are literally like an e-mafia
they're crazy bro you don't think the Netflix fucking CEO guy was like oh shit bruh during
like the fucking finals up in the fucking highest seats in the stadium you don't think
the Netflix guy in the fucking UEFA guy we're talking.
Yeah, but I'll connect you to the guy.
And then he just added that shit to Netflix now,
and then they're gonna tie it into six hours exclusivity.
Phantom Blade Zero Pre-Order Teaser Trailer.
Oh, shit, man.
I actually thought this was gonna be a Rick roll.
Let me see here. Hold on. Expedition into darkness. This came out today.
None of us are here by choice. Do as I say, and you might survive. These ruins won't
She's dead.
No one to fight.
No one to run.
Barking Barker?
Someone always needs work done.
Some of you will find great fortunes.
And some of you won't.
Define who you are.
Prepare your equipment. Oh my god
You know, I don't know I can't I don't know this is
Ha
It looks a little generic brah it looks a little generic, but then the customization shit looks like that's kind of where it sticks out
You know and like this sure
It kind of does bro
You guys try it could be good. I don't know is it
medieval style Tarkov. I'll try it bro. I'll try it. That's just initial look bro. I mean whatever.
I could be wrong. Looks like goofy fun. Yeah, it's either like a cool take on a medieval Tarkov or
it's kind of just like potato maybe man hello loose Vietnam official launch
regular M for mature oh shit man I think what's gonna this game the last beta was
good but my main concern are the maps like how many maps are at launch like
What are we talking here?
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Yeah, where's my helicopter make sure that it should have a helicopter flying in
I mean, shit, bruh, damn, this game's coming out next.
next week what the hell bro I mean I'll be fine for a bit you know it'll be fun
I'll be fine for a bit bro
pool king new PvP game what do we have what do we have
Full King.
Hey everyone, my name is Ben.
And I'm Gareth.
And together we make the two person studio, Lutonki.
Today we're really excited to show our debut game, Full King.
Full King is a brand new rogue-like Autobot there,
inspired by both Warhammer and Save the Spire.
We literally become the final boss for all the other players.
We're super proud of how deep and customizable the game has become.
Build your armies, plan your battle tactics,
and upgrade your troops and guards with devilish new powers.
Or whilst battling other players from around the world in our asynchronous PvP.
So, sit back, relax, and let us show you how to become the Fool King.
At its heart, Fool King is a rogue-like auto-battle,
where you begin a new run intent on becoming the Fool King themselves.
Entering new battle, you tactfully set up your troops, siege engines and strategies, and hit fight.
Once you've started the battle, there's no stopping it.
You must commit to your machinations, but don't fear losing the battle does not mean
Yeah, this looks satisfying
Which one gives you three chances to best your opponents and reach the final clash against the full king?
So lose three times and it's game over. Good try, but try again
Planning is everything in full king. You can level up your units
He's synchronous multiplayer is always cool if it's done right
Then when in combat setting up formations
Like backpack battles is sick
It's key to being victorious
And every unit each with different attributes or upgrades will have different pros and cons to where you place them
So think carefully because one wrong position of even a single mech. Oh, yeah, mecha Bellam was a good game
She defeats. Oh, it is like mecha. That game was actually pretty solid with each run adding momentum on your quest to become the full king
With enough runs under your belt you'll start unlocking new units upgrades and guns all available in your walk
Is it still popular play styles? We hope we'll find your own special tactics and strategies
But that's not all in addition to being able to build up your armies and pantheon. You also be able to do one critical thing
We know every gamer loves
Customized you never played it more than 30 minutes. That's a motherfucker. You think it's easy
Playing 6,000 games a year, okay, you have to cut corners. All right
It is a good game. What's your point? And there are many good games. I just haven't played. I can still identify the game being good.
This fucking guy.
But if I actually just played games, I don't think I would be where I'm at right now, okay?
It's different.
It's different.
It is.
If I focused more on very specific games, as streaming throughout the years, I would not
be in the streamer position.
It's 100% true.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Question mark, question mark, bitch.
Who the fuck controls the games if you watch?
What are you talking about, dude?
The main poll has been like variety.
Yes, I do camp some games, but I don't give a fuck, but like specific games do matter.
Maybe you would be even more popular or maybe?
I don't think so, though.
Phantom Blade Zero pre-order teaser. Still most hyped game of the year.
Will they pull it off?
Let's see.
This and Onimusha?
I think this will be better than Onimusha.
I could be wrong. I could be wrong. I think they'll both be good
This one will be better
Okay
Free order and 11 minute trailer. What the fuck? Oh you can pre-order tomorrow
August 12th, they're doing an 11 minute trailer
This is the last thing I want to see about about the game. I don't want to see anything else
I'm done. I want to wait for the game to come out
I don't even know if I want to watch this because I'm ready to play it now. It's all spoilers
We do not need a demo for now phantom blade is the type of game that doesn't need a demo
No, no, I just it needs the you got to go all out boom on release
No demo. No, I don't want a demo
Only Moosh show was a great demo because I didn't know how it differed from a souls game
But the demo sold me on the game this one. I want to go into it where it's a brand new IP
Studios first game
They got a choreographer who made a lot of good movies
Choreography in the combat
It has the potential of being kind of like
Wukong the level
Maybe better than Wukong, I don't know. I don't know
You love your over hyping. I don't think it's over hyping
I think I have a list and I sort my hype in my mind if it honestly if it sucks balls
I'm not gonna cry, you know, it's more fun to keep
Will it actually be as good as you like I will be like oh that sucks
But if it's actually good, bro, so you guys are so fucking weird. Are you motherfuckers not gamers?
What the hell you're talking about it's not even over hyping it's like hoping the game is good
I'm not like a fucking 12 year old here. I've been leveling up my hype throughout the years
I know where to cut my expectations. I we've all been disappointed here as gamers I
Can now predict my disappointment, but I could be hopeful about a game because a good-ass game that hits is fucking great
So I'm I'm optimistic, but I know how to keep my hype
You see where they are playing their cards on how they develop the game and
Who the fuck knows it might come out and the optimization might be shit that would suck
Maybe we'll come out and it's like oh there are some like weird development problems
Or maybe it's like oh it's a good game, but it's like the story is not that good or it's gonna be really fucking good
I don't know. I hope it is really fucking good. I would love to play another good souls like
But there really hasn't been anything as good
Since Elbin ring I
Feel like anything that has come out since has been forgettable
Kazan was good
Lies of P. You was after it. I think more like mortal shell mortal shell too is gonna be fun to play
I think that game has done is the demo was good shit
But right now my expectation is phantom blade will be better than mortal shell
Oh, yeah, did sandcastle come out I've seen this I think I have a game wishlist that looks good
Like I don't think there will be another Elden ring I
I don't know if there will be another insane souls like I hope there is I'm
optimistic there is I don't really know what the fuck is next what do you mean
thank God what are you talking about what will be the next fucking soul like
like Elden Ring like esk.
I feel like Elden Ring was a generational game.
I would put that there. I would.
I feel like that was the that felt like exact.
That felt like the peak of what fucking Miyazaki was trying to portray.
It's like Dark Souls one, two, three bloodborn.
And then like that was his.
That was what he was trying to create at the end.
I don't think he'd like I don't I still will hold firm that I hope from software.
I don't know what they're gonna fucking do.
I don't know what they're gonna fucking do.
I don't know if we need another souls like from them. I don't know
It would be it needs to be insanely there I think it was so Elden Ring was so good. I don't know man
Let me get iron, what do you call it because I might play this today iron nest
Me personally I don't want another one
I mean, damn, I would play one, but it will be, I wonder how they would change it up.
I don't want a Bloodborne remaster, bro.
You Bloodborne remaster, motherfuckers are ridiculous.
I I called firm that the people who say they want the blood-borne remasters aren't true fans
Okay, as someone who played that shit at 30 FPS and defeated fucking costs. Okay, I
Don't think you guys are true fans. I enjoyed that shit at 30 FPS. I don't want to play it again. I want
number two you fucks if we have to pick and if
Development is limited and cost a shit ton of money. Give me a fucking sequel. Not what I played again. I already played it
Why not both because if they can do both that's great
But who knows who knows I it's easier to make a remake than it to I
I would rather or two.
And there's not many games I want sequels of. Usually the sequel is not that good. I usually piece out on the sequels.
Bloodborne is an exception where I want more of that world.
I hold up iron nest and restory let me see my own and oh the demo for sand castle came
out oh shit bro I might play that before I switch over to token yeah hold up I'm just
checking out here. Yo Anonsu, if the math, maths, I want to make it so you can redeem
a wishlist game via potato coins, okay? But I don't want it to be fucking weird. But then
it depends where it's like you, it's achievable but not bullshit-able. I don't know, I gotta
see the rate of how much so there is an actual redeemable I gotta see I gotta
see I don't know what the rate and everything wait did I not yeah where's
the own emotion trailer let me see it's still really weird this setup that's
right here. Oh, this just dropped right now. Oh, this just dropped right now. Dude, I would
play this right now, dude. One hour ago? Oh, shit. I'd play this right now.
I'm not gonna be able to play this game.
Joining Orsevering.
Which do you want then?
I wonder.
This clear is phantom?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
But the malice has messed it up.
I'm made to practice the shamisen every day and the mistress called me awfully
when I play wrong.
Please! I don't want to practice any longer.
As for you...
I suppose you'll hear about that goldlight.
I'm killing monsters like he's a key my limbs attach to.
Let's sever your fate.
America's a gloomer and he likes Phantom Blade more?
What? I don't like Phantom Blade's trying to, um...
I didn't really get that vibe from Phantom Blade.
I didn't really get that vibe from Phantom Blade.
I'm...
My arms are pulsing.
What are you talking about?
That looks like a boomer game, I mean, it kind of is.
You overwatch hero.
Yeah, you guys are just saying things just to say things.
What are you talking about?
This is going to be good shit.
Stalker in cinema, UE5.5.
What the hell are you talking about?
Wait, did this actually get a demo today?
What was it called?
Beachside.
What was it again?
What was the game called?
Rough up?
Oh, sandcastle.
Oh, buddy.
I want to ban on all friend slot videos from now on if there's four people here by
even though some of them look kind of good but still new hero in your favorite
game predecessor dude who the fuck still plays that game that's crazy
Bergwerk, a mining sim? Oh shit. Oh shit.
This could actually be good.
This could actually be good.
Yeah this actually looks like it could be satisfying.
We will be here.
I will be here.
Demo for sandcastle.
I got to go into token in 15 minutes here.
I might just load up now.
But I do want to play.
I don't think I'm playing it all stream.
We'll see.
I am sponsored to play it today, but I mean, I
Hated the game and then I played it and then I started owning and then I think I peaked
But what the fuck was I gonna do oh, yeah sandcastle
I don't think I'm playing the single player I'm really gonna play the ladder
Oh, this is the data player, bro. Everybody's, oh wait, there's no demo. Demo out now. Unless
it's listed under the demo section. Sandcastle demo. Oh, there it is. Lies, it's not out.
I didn't press the button yet.
Am I blind?
It's literally not there.
New main on token.
Chad, what can I say, man?
I have a Marvel level to be broke.
We will be, we're going to Marvel Rivals tomorrow as well, okay?
We're going to be going.
We're going to, we're doing a little Marvel tour.
Carnage character guide. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna add carnage, but he's not my main
He's not my main let me see I'm gonna load up now
All right
Some Tarkov maybe
It is out the demo. Okay. Um, I don't know. It didn't show up for me. Oh, yeah. Wait, it is out. Steam didn't show it weird.
But I see it now. Actually, I extracted the last time. You know, casually playing Tarkov is not that bad, I realized.
You can just kind of load up a scab and get like decent gear
It's boring to watch oh really motherfucker here comes dude
This fucking guy
It's not wrong all right, let's see
Let's see.
Language setting.
Choose the language setting.
This setting can be changed again later via the in-game-
Fan-Ti Zhong Wen.
Up slash down.
Oh!
Fan-Ti Zhong Wen.
Fan-Ti Zhong Wen.
I actually forgot how to play the game I forgot how to play the game
I forgot how to play. I remember, I figured it out and then I forgot.
It will come back to me. I need a couple of matches.
Yeah, what was my highest rank? What was my highest rank in the beta?
What was it again? All replays from online matches are automatically uploaded to the server.
What the hell oh you can actually download a match
Initiate a warm-up for shaders
Interesting I
I don't think I've seen this before chat hold on one sec
you
Let's see what we have here.
Let's see, let's see, undergoing shader warm-up.
So it has to fucking warm the shaders like an air fryer and then what the fuck man.
And then does it actually cook it?
What's going on here?
Oh
Wait hold on I gotta sign in
Hold up, I got a sign in, chef.
What do we have here?
Chat, working with two monitors after three, this is weird.
Hold on, hold on, hold up, hold up.
I used to stream with one monitor, okay, I can do this.
Alright, there it is.
Wait, what the fuck?
Okay
What do we got here what do we got here hacked already? I don't think so that guy lyric
Confirmation yeah, I thought my PlayStation account got hacked it did not what am I naming myself
Yo, this is the day, man! This is where all the Xboxers, the PlayStationers, and the PCers
around the world that come to a 1v1 online queue to see who can kick whose ass. Okay,
are you kidding me, bro? This is when the fuckin'- this is hot off the fuckin' oil.
These are fresh french fries. When you get them, they're steaming. Are you kidding
me? Oh wait, this shit's non-Xbox. Alright, we're not sponsored yet. Oh shit, really?
Damn
Warm up the shaders they're already warmed up
So we're going into a little sponsored segment here X-Page point a marble to check out marble token available now PlayStation 5 and
PC
Yes in the oh, that's not it. Oh, there it is. Ah, let's see we have here. What am I naming myself?
What did I name myself in the beta wait does this even work?
Potato all right, let's see. Does this actually work?
Registered the following player name that sounds kind of rage inducing
Why not
guys by the way panel down below if you guys want to learn more about this game
it is available now and this links you right to where to purchase it if you
shall if you feel like it all right let's see what we have here no player data
oh wait do I have to do my placements first
Oh true. I'm gonna skip this. Skip the basics. There it is.
Ummm, I kinda wanna just play with my setup.
Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay. I mean of course they're gonna have this, of course.
Let me just double-check on maxed out. Oh, yeah, see wrong monitor motion blood
All right, I think we're good
There is a story mode there is oh wait is it actually episodic oh
Really wait episodes
Oh interesting
I wonder if you have to do them in order or if they're all their own separate story
Hmm each team has a story
This one looks like the best that has doom goblin magneto and carnage I
I would I would you know what I could do the doom one I don't know how long are these I
Wonder how long one is
40 hours each
There's visual novel stuff in them as well. Oh really
What do we have in battle? Rank match, casual? You know what? Oh, you just hit triangle for
quick training and it throws you right in. Try out matches in the fall modes before diving
into rank matches. Remaining match is 10. Oh, you have to do 10 casuals. Which is fine.
I played against other people before.
How much energy do you generally put into playing fighting games?
I care about winning and I play daily practice and combos and playing ranked matches.
I play with friends sometimes or mostly to enjoy playing as the character I like.
you. Listen. We're good. I played against other people before. What do you mean, I
I don't practice combos all the time
U.S. East
All right, my main is Magneto
We have insane drip
Wait, what the heck why did that not work?
Why is X oh wait whoa, okay, never mind
Was that a costume what was that? Oh
Oh, you there's skins aren't there
Yeah, who else will they add they added a couple of different characters Hulk I
Don't know who she is she looks kind of cool. She's like an Android and I don't know who this guy is
We're gonna do magneto carnage
Magneto carnage
DOOM! DOOM was insane!
Carnage kinda throws off all our costumes. I mean, the green gab.
The green gab. That's the, that's, yeah, carnage, carnage throws everything off.
Maybe default carnage. No. Carnage! Alright, this is the online squad right here.
Okay, I think we're good here for our higher view opponent last opponent battle setting
opponent team for quick training. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah okay let's see potato
there it is do ranked I need to do 10 casuals to do ranked
oh yeah let's get into training I need to I need to remember how to play
Hold up hold up
Starter training presets. Okay, wait. Oh
Yeah, true true true. There's already that area. We're both gonna we're both gonna button mash for a bit
All right button match mode mash
Magneto vs. Magneto
Alright, show them that. Let me just see.
Wait until I figure out how to throw a taxi, bro. Just wait.
Oh yeah, this game does it different? Oh yeah, okay.
Okay, okay.
I'm slowly remembering.
Oh
Okay, oh, yeah, okay, I found one okay nice
I'm gonna lose but
It's okay. I
Found one
Wait. Oh yeah, I forgot you can do both and then you can charge it as well. And he can
Stop that
Remember I could combo break out of a combo
All right
Okay, it's first of three
Yeah, I still I still need more time I don't fully remember
Okay buddy chill man just wait and wait until it clicks I'm mashing right now just wait
okay
I'm gonna mash for a bit buddy
Oh wait, I'm starting to remember.
Okay, yes, yes, sure, sure, ow, ow, ow, okay,
and ow, he got me.
Yes, okay.
I'll rematch.
I'm the cooler-looking Magneto. I have way better costume design.
You ain't the only one who can throw stuff, buddy.
You know what, this guy seems like a diamond player.
Oh my god dude, I can beat this guy
All right, here we go
maybe maybe maybe hold on how I failed there I forgot how to do my main combo
yeah I forgot how to use your bar or my bar don't remember my bottom bar
What a ball, what a ball!
Very nice.
Carnage would be kind of sick to main.
I used to be able to do a slide move, but like, I don't know how to do it anymore.
Yeah, don't fully recall.
Oh, I failed that as well.
Where's the taxi?
Oh, the grab worked.
Okay.
Wait, what?
Wait what?
Uh oh.
Oh my. I failed.
yo that punish is nothing I hit him with the orange and he flies back and I
can't do anything
okay okay chill chill I might die here oh yeah I might I might be dead oh wait no
Oh no.
Yes!
Oh shit.
Close your eyes.
Ready to kill.
Back into the ground!
What?
Are you gonna run?
What?
You have to play for a few more seconds.
Are you gonna run?
Run!
Huh!
I'll be right back.
Hey!
I think I'm gonna be right back.
Get out!
I'll be right back.
maybe maybe oh wait I can do an air grab oh shit I didn't I can do that
Oh no that's not good. I don't know how to use my bar man. Oh I did it. I don't know
I didn't know how I did it, but I did it.
Yo, it's best of three in my first match back.
I haven't fully lost yet.
This is still, this guy's doing the tutorial, we're doing an online tutorial right now.
And I messed up.
I don't know why there's not a punish for that, what the hell?
Okay, okay.
Oh shit, oh shit.
Damn man, how did I do that slide move?
I will figure it out.
That guy likes running at me and then not getting the initial attack off.
Weird.
Yeah, I wonder why he does that.
This guy's on PlayStation.
If it has that little cross-air cross icon, I'm pretty sure they're on PlayStation.
Maybe, maybe.
Maybe, maybe.
Yeah, let me just do my super. I'm at 125.
Maybe I should just wait for 150.
I know it's really easy to do. I just don't remember
Okay, oh shit
Oh, yeah, you can push him back with the shrapnel
We got you can do that
Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh. Oh, shit, man. I'm scared. I'm very scared. Don't give me the taxi!
the taxi no he taxied me back
Well
Buddy you're kidding
dude how do I use it?
bros bring up the whole squad to kill me
I got it
first match won
really a C calpra you're fucking weird dude
bros wasting his time saying dumb shit
Relax
Well, what the heck is this what is this order select swap the order. Oh, hey, that's something new they added from the beta
Let me see
Okay, okay, I wonder if it's a 10 individuals or that actually counted as three batches to
get to rank.
Okay, wait, hold on, let me see.
There's the taxi.
Oh yeah, you can sprint, I didn't mean to do that, but that's how you switch.
l2 to switch fast oh yeah you can you can hold that I think it's oh yeah it's
down back or down forward why and then you can keep going how do you use the bar
right there okay okay okay interesting
That's a full 150 though. That's like the level 3. That's a level 1.
Okay, okay, this is level 2.
Alright, R1, R2 is for 50.
You can just pop it.
Lies, R1, R2 doesn't do that.
R1 is sprinting.
Taxi...
Oh, so it doesn't...
Oh, okay, okay.
Down R1
Again this one's way faster taxi
All right, I got the combo I got the combo all right where we at
Main menu or character selects. I think it kicked me off of the queue
okay casual match let's see man a taxi combo bro they don't know what to do
Man
Brotherhood of elements
I wonder if after this I can call on my team to assist the combo
I think they're yeah, no they go in vulnerable one wait what the heck
I wonder if right there, I can combo, uh, oh you can.
You can, you can match it up with a 150 after.
You can switch characters in this game, but you can also just play the game as having
a main and then like three assists you can do.
That's how I play this.
I think you can, there's gonna be a player who's wicked good who utilizes all of
them. R1 R2 is 50, I am lying. I'll try again. It ain't me though, it's not me. Oh, this
This guy's probably dead for a little.
Where the hell are we right now?
Oh
Wait, I don't know why the assistant would come off there weird
Dead pool
He's a super hard character. Oh really?
Yeah, you were right on the R1 R2. Someone mod that guy, he was right.
Yeah, let me try something here, let me try something.
Yeah, you're gonna have to learn this. If you're going into rank, you dude, someone's
gonna do this to you all right you might as this is your this is your
tutorial they're not gonna teach you this in the tutorial okay pretend I'm a
tutorial good job that was good timing right there that was great timing you
gotta learn how to counter that I can change the timing to
Do you have to do quarter circle motions yes
I'm pretty sure yes, you do this game has a lot of auto combos built in
Oh you don't
Oh my god.
Oh, yeah, okay, relax, relax.
What?
He actually caught me there?
Buddy, you know, let's see what happens.
That was good, that was good.
Hitorial complete!
Hitorial complete!
That was advanced tutorial 4, dude.
I'm surprised I wasn't able to punish him there.
Oh my god!
Whoops.
Alright.
okay okay chill I'm at 150 I'm gonna try to I don't know why that's in a combo
what
oh wait I think I did it I should have done another one but I think he's dead
I failed oh carnage
Poor Goblin. Alright best of three. Why not Wolverine with Magneto? Is that a good combo?
Why are you walking towards me Matt?
Oh, yeah, that's actually it. Okay, that's a good move. He gets through all that. I had no idea.
Uh-oh. Alright, okay.
That was good. That was good.
I can break all that I did not know that
Right there I tried get it I tried to continue only used everybody. Oh odd
Yeah, I'm trying to extend the combo but I think when I finished that it calls my whole team
So I can't keep extending the combo. Oh
Yeah, right there. I think wonder if after I can do something there
Heck how to get out of that
Weird
I wonder what's my furthest ranged move.
Ah, actually the ranged one's not that great.
Gotta be careful.
This guy runs at me while spamming his team, it works.
What's up, bro?
One more time!
Oh, okay, okay.
I should have done a 3 bar, but your plan here bros, something tells me you didn't mean
to switch to Loki.
I think he didn't mean to. I've done that.
He might be trying to switch back to Deadpool and he doesn't know.
Or I'm wrong.
Maybe Loki's his man.
Oh yeah! How do you- I forgot how I did that.
I think when you're blocking you can do it. Oh, so when you block you can just stop there
Just stop them right there
back x
our back
Square x
Huh, I just dropped the combo here
Uh-oh.
Oh, is it?
Wait, is it with R2?
Is R2 what does the bar at the bottom?
There's a combo limiter.
I'm running. Stop! Run! He's mine. Must take my power.
What?
This is over.
Kill him!
Yeah, I don't know why that dropped it.
Me final round!
Come on, man!
How careless are you?
There's a real escape.
I'm never gonna fight.
You have skin on it!
What kind of gun am I?
I'm treasoning you!
Get on with you!
No!
Then make me go cold!
That heaven's answer!
Oh!
Come on, come on!
Ran right into it.
Almost perfect.
Okay, okay!
Chom just, I haven't lost the match yet.
Okay, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, bro.
Motherfuckers, I'm in casual!
At the limit, the Knights of Doom!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
No, no, no, no, no!
What the fuck are you on, casual?
I wonder when you get them in the air, if it's worth just going with, like...
What does the most damage 1100 9000 19,000 so why would you
22,000 is I thought because he hits the wall
Hounder of wall damage as soon as they crash
It's like
3000 more damage
Continue the combo on the ground. I can even reach the ground
Like right here, can you catch them as they fall?
Oh, you can tag him right before he falls?
Oh, okay.
Yeah, you gotta be ready for that timing.
Oh, after.
I used to look up to you and you taught me how wrong that was.
Shaxx please point Marvo, panel down below this game is up to there on PC and PlayStation
5.
There is a story mode online, the full shibang.
I'm doing casual matches to unlock ranked right now.
Right there I needed to assist to extend the timer, but...
Okay, chill! Whoa, whoa!
Oh my god, that's like it!
Yeah, this guy just holds run at me.
That right there, the fact that he pushes is not good.
It's not good.
Oh, can't combo when they break the wall.
That doesn't connect unless it's timing.
Alright, my signature move.
Okay
Sometimes just gotta spam the the shrapnel
That slide move is so powerful.
You're not going to do that portal.
I will not let you do that portal.
The way in time I remember how to do that thing where I can shoot some metal behind
you to push you forward.
I'm telling you I am the casual tutorial you are gonna you're gonna fight someone like me on the ladder
You got to figure this out now
I could have punished I was trying something new all right here we go
I know, it's the defense.
I know, I know.
Oh my god, he rolled back right to the plate.
It's interesting how he can roll through the players fast on recovery.
This game has nice recovery as I'm getting my ass kicked.
Alright, here we go, here we go, the combo, the combo.
Oh
Almost
Dude let him win funny it's a Marvel token brought about Marvel Petty Bears
This guy knew what he was signing up for
Okay, see see he leveled up
wait that did so much damage what even happened
Wait, what?
Ah, bro.
Ah, bro!
Wait, she countered the counter? Okay.
What happened, Elia? What is this?
Oh, really? That was actually insanely good.
What? It just juggled me.
Dude, dropped the 22HP 2 rounds.
You must learn to command it, like so.
Winner, player two.
Bro, he learned how to control the spam.
Confirm.
Reset.
Reset.
Alright, how many matches have I done?
Three more matches, and then I can join the ladder.
Oh shit, here we go.
the
fact that she's on my team,
Oh my god.
Yeah, he actually might be worth meaning. I might actually switch.
Arnage rank?
Whoa
You scared enough to block this
Whoops, I roll behind the buy actually.
NOOOO!
Okay, okay, okay buddy. Okay, this guy's not bad.
You're kidding, you're kidding.
Oh damn dude, his range is insane.
No way.
Damn, he just messed me up.
Ow.
Damn!
I can't even do anything!
this might be the first loss actually though the second I lost the first game
It's a best of three though, best of three bruh, best of three!
No I failed!
JJ, this guy's good at comboing, I gotta say. He's like actually insane at just running it downfield.
I don't even know how he caught me there. I was walking that was crazy, dude. This guy's fucking good
All right, best of three
Dude holy shit man
Ow
Yeah, he's just better.
I
Know
If the juggling is insane what the heck
Holy shit
I wonder how he has an overhead attack, but if he's hard to read, what his overhead attack is.
It's like all red and he does a slash on my head and I need to stand block, but I can't tell...
I can tell where.
God damn!
This guy is really good.
Is this guy streamed?
God damn.
Holy crap.
That's why I go watch him.
Dude, that was fr...
Yo, this guy...
Okay, yo, was this guy Evo Prover?
Is that Evo Prover?
I couldn't even do anything.
I'll rematch him just because I need one more match.
He's good practice.
He's good practice.
damn bro he's always returning fire when he catches you it's over
yeah man damn he's good man
Ah, damn, this guy is actually carnage.
Damn, dude.
Yeah, like, when you get caught in here, I don't think there's any defensive move I can use
He's still like a break out of it.
That's more like he needs to mess up his combo.
What?!
Wow.
When about when about
How does he break through the defense it's so hard to tell what his overhead in it is
That was crazy, man.
Okay, okay!
That guy is good, he's good!
Dude, dude, very good.
Oh my god, Ranked Mode Unlocked.
Holy crap.
All right, I'm here.
Silver one! Silver one, the journey begins!
Partage and Ghost Rider are like super... it's a deadly combo. They have crazy range.
Alright here we go, here we go, Ranked Matches.
Shaxx, which is more of a Marvel panel down below.
Marvel token is out now on PCN Steam.
You can play it, do it up.
There's a story mode as well.
I'm only focusing on the multiplayer.
This is officially out.
Alright first ranked match Magneto vs Magneto, okay
I might switch carnage for doom for more range on my quick combo
Alright first ranked match
I
Wonder what how you I gotta figure out how you juggle with them there
All right, let's see.
No!
All good, all good, okay, what the heck is this?
Um.
Um
Okay, that's my build. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hold on
No
Really brah
Muckabic might, steal your muckabic might, it's not a ruckamot.
I summon your doubt and muckabic might.
I am rough, steal yourself.
You've been a muck's we know.
Now aren't you gonna understand this shit?
I am a muck's we know.
You've made a war with me.
You cannot win this.
I am a muck.
I'm a muck.
Okay, okay, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on!
I messed up now
You're kidding no
Guys so get a fucking convoying
I failed
Okay, okay first match first match. Oh wait you can get you can best the three I think it's one rematch
Okay
I mashed I mashed this guy is if I could do that I'd be great. I you know
I
Had the down smash yeah, I gotta see I think I did a jump hit or something
Oh
My family
Yeah, his cobbling is crazy like you can juggle me for a year
Are you serious?
It's all right. It's all right. Damn. I thought it was going to take the bait.
Let's go. Let's go. Metal off. Metal off, bro.
Oh
Really
That's not good
no way
Okay, this guy that's that angle he does up top is fucking smart
Come on! I don't know how to do it. I would love to do it if I knew.
What is this timing?
What is this timing?
No way, that's just neutral jump man.
Wow!
No!
Okay, okay, okay!
Yo, whatever,
Braum, Mr. Three, Braum, Mr. Three!
Road to Bronze, maybe.
This is much more than his rightful degree.
It's much more like my attack.
There's no escape.
I know.
Don't do it yourself.
I am not.
I don't need to kill her.
Perfect.
Come on, man.
You may call for revenge.
Fuck.
No.
Oh, that's enough. You'll see why it's just me.
Steal yourself.
Steal when my needle calls the heavens answer.
Don't get me wrong.
Steal yourself. Prepare yourself.
Right on the one hand.
okay okay okay chill chill chill chill hold on hold on hold on yeah play on
steamer now
Wow, he caught me?
No way.
You're joking.
You're joking.
You're joking.
Yeah, return the meatball.
Return the meatball.
Return to sender.
Wow, okay.
I
Okay, no assists
And you ran me all the way back that's crazy
What he vote through that with the combo no way
I'm dead
There it is boys there it is over all the two one
All right, now you can only do best of three
And it's that took a lot to get 30 points bad and oh my god
That was holding on to those silver points
Now ranked bro, that was ranked
That was ranked
I didn't mean to do that.
I wonder if it looked like he was juggling with a three attack.
He was doing, he was like tripping and then going into a light attack on like a three
three hit. He was like... I think I almost had it kind of. Somehow he lifted and then
it was like then you can't you gotta wait for them at the bottom but you can't
you're gonna assist off of that yes you can assist but you have to be fast with
it
Wait, you can only get one combo juggle with Carnage?
I guess then you do a full combo.
Blade? Uh-oh.
You can only call one support, I think, during that combo.
There's only Carnage coming out.
And the end turn is led by Blaine.
Led by Blaine? You can call other assist?
Oh, I don't know why it wasn't a calling past that.
Alright, let's see.
Shrek, prepare yourself!
Steal yourself!
Okay, okay!
Blade the vampire guy? Yes.
I thought I could fly. I definitely can. There's something that lets me fly.
You have to hold X
Yikes man, what am I doing dude?
wait what wait what the heck he can port that was crazy I didn't know you could do that that
kind of sick
Oh shit, I think you got me here
Dude, you're kidding!
But I blocked, man!
I
Know
this guy's ready yo this guy's first a lot of Magneto's seems like this guy knows
it's gonna be thrown at him with the way he's moving
No way, laptop.
I'm gonna take this.
No, K.
No, you don't.
Man, man, man.
Man.
Man.
What do you want?
Wow.
Okay.
You make yourself.
Run, lot.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Noooooooo! I think he got me here!
Nooooooo! Damn!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Come on man!
Okay, okay, I got a trophy
Let's see, let's see!
Uh-oh. Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Who the hell is this?
Wow, he caught me with that?
Okay, that's unfortunate.
Okay, this is my turn.
Wow.
of
Oh, I'm dead.
I don't know how to play this guy.
Uh, what have I done?
What have I done?
Not the gob, man.
Not the gob!
Might be too late.
You're kidding! It just auto locks me? I didn't know that.
Oh damn.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'll take it, but I lost.
We've got a high-profile match coming up.
Y'all doing well.
They're good, man. They're good.
Magneto at the lead.
Hey, man, okay, okay
I guess the down axis so is the strong move
Oh, I think there is a combo trial, yes.
Chat Marble Token Fighting Souls, available now.
Actually, there's one at Marble, handed on below.
PS5 PC, it's out now if you guys want to check it out.
You cannot bring yourself to raise a finger against me.
Meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh.
Where is everybody?
Can they find someone? This low rank is the question.
I applaud your efforts.
Can they do it? Randomize the music?
Um, back to the leaf.
I remember there was something like this before.
Um, quick menu.
audio isn't it in battle you have to change it I remember it was in battle
settings you have to change it I don't remember where there is like a specific
Battle setting that I'm blind to oh, is it this battle music setting at random
All right, I think that's where it's at. It's kind of a hidden setting
Alright, let's see, let's see.
Most people on wifi don't tell me it's the same guy.
I don't think it is.
Okay.
Press yourself!
Round one!
Flux!
I'm running!
Don't do it, man!
You're gonna kill me!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
Oh, you think you got this, huh?
Okay, okay, hold on, hold on!
Yeah, Blade does look sick.
I
Mean just completely missed what assistance was that?
Okay, okay
Let's see if this guy can withstand.
Is he not able to fight this?
he doesn't know he doesn't know fear yeah you see like you're a guy you had it
I thought you had it but I remember this I remember this what oh my god I
Let go a block. Oh my god. I let go
That's not normally
That's not good
What's your plan here, bro?
That was a good plan.
What was that move? It looked like you was trying to one-tap me, but there's a huge problem if you miss that.
Whatever that move was probably does so much damage but if you get it blocked it will hurt.
How the hell?
Okay, okay
Dude, the fact that he can block right after that is ridiculous.
Okay, okay!
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh!
I
Oh
Just wait, just wait, I still have some HP!
Yeah, sometimes you just go for it, I would have done the same.
Wow, okay, we're just burning our meter on this
We're going up on the silver up on the ladder
I'm gonna defeat the master of magnetism.
Assemble counters, seems a bit broken.
Bro, people can literally juggle the hell out of you in this game.
They can juggle the hell out of you.
I feel like you need a breaker like that and it only works on...
It only works a little bit.
The Knights of Doom.
This move right here is...
I think this reminds me of Bison's move a little bit.
You gotta jump once and then catch him.
I almost did it that time.
Ah, almost. Oh, yo, first guy not on Wi-Fi and another blade. Yo, people love blade.
Use Duma as your first assist. Yeah, I need to switch him. I'll switch him here.
Alright.
What's the same guy?
This is
I
All right, all right, all right
I jumped right into that move man! Right into the gravel! What?!
come on man all right all right all right
oh dude I thought I caught him no
I don't know how to combo after that, I gotta figure out how you extend the combo there.
You know, Carnage I think is, he's just a hard character to reach for other players.
I mean to
His attack sound like Dodgers are like multiple hits on one
I get it. I get it. I get it. I understand. Carnage is pretty sick though.
So
The heck bro
Very nice, very nice, okay?
I don't know how you're supposed to block that one to get him back.
Unless you just hold the block and they just auto turns to it.
Maybe that's what you do.
Oh, he caught me when I finally did it.
Oh, a waste of the bar.
There it is, boys. I don't have to get a multiplier on a win streak here.
Oh
Shit
Oh God, this is not good. You might get a perfect here.
Eh, did he get a perfect? I don't think I hit him once.
Damn dude, he's good at catching that second hit, like a Hadouken or something.
The second one he instantly hits me with
This signature I
I call that the cleaning up the closet.
Oh no, bronze three.
You're bad.
I'll be back.
Oh no, that was a little gross.
Sometimes you get it, though. Sometimes.
Strutting in all cool and composed
All right
Ah, hopefully this isn't the same guy.
It'd be very unfortunate if it was the same guy.
Magneto vs Magneto, okay.
Okay.
We've got a high-profile match coming up.
Yo, where the carnage?
I should go to the carnage, man.
this guy is no way is this guy's five bars
I don't believe that
Yeah, this is like hard to play right now man
Wow, I actually recovered off that I
I wonder what those bars mean. Oh, does that mean I'm sober? Wait, P1 win? He left? Oh, wait a minute. That was weird.
I don't know how this guy has four bars, because this is laggy.
It hurts.
Uh-oh.
I need a kill!
I see you!
This is my power!
You cannot resist!
Damn!
Oh my god, I must not lose!
I can't!
I can't win my needlecalls!
That heaven's cancer!
I shall reign my righteous very upon you!
I'm not here!
Wow, I thought he had that there really
a swift surrender. Okay, okay. Oh, man, I missed the timing on that.
I got this
Wow
Ow!
Oh, that's not good.
I gotta get out of this game. Nope, bro. You're too laggy
You're too laggy bro. Oh my god
Silver 2 feels good
There it is
Got it
I'll soothe your laser finger against me.
Meh, meh, meh.
Meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh.
Heal the careless of you, my lady.
Wait a minute.
Heal the careless of you, my lady.
OK, you can actually do that in a year.
I can run and hide all you want.
That actually pushes you back a lot.
Heal the careless of you, my lady.
Yeah, I'll switch to carnage dude wait. Oh, wow doctor do man. Okay, or whatever his name is doom not doctor doom
Interesting, he's trying to do like a...
It kind of works.
That also works.
Stop.
Wow, right into a grab, really.
Oh, you want to do a trash build ah
there's your metallic might run there's your metallic might
there it is dude better spammer
Oh
I was mad
okay dude okay bro
I
Grab that roll
I
There it is
the better Magneto boys what can I say
Nooo!
Wow, he brought it back?
Okay, okay!
Damn dude
Right into the grab
Damn, I went for the grab.
Dude, that?
Oh my god.
Alright, hold on, hold on.
Yo, what is this?
Dude, the grab, man!
You're kidding. You're kidding. You're kidding. What is this, bro? No!
How do you beat this?
Wow
Okay, okay, no, no, no, no, that's the three right that's the three
It already have no H3 it's been like two seconds
What the fuck is this, man?
Wow, he blocked that in the air?
Uh-oh.
I don't know how you block that in the air, but sure do.
Huh, what just happened there?
No.
No.
No.
Uh-oh.
No.
I think I'm dead.
No.
No.
Uh-oh.
No.
I think I'm dead.
No.
No.
No.
I should have bought one of my moves
I
Do
This guy's good that was that was a difficult
Do he had that combo is disgusting man. Oh my god. Oh
Oh my god, there's ready tutorials on YouTube?
Yeah, of course, man.
People are gonna dissect this.
Here's Magneto, strutting in all cool and composed.
Here we have the Knights of...
Damn, that was good, man.
That was good.
Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man.
Moving backwards can help?
I don't think so, man.
That guy, why would you move me backwards up there?
Um, I could try...
Where is the Recre, Return to Previous mode?
Let's go, Carnage.
I am now a Carnage man.
With a Doctor Doom as a second.
Doctor do
I'm not sure if that's actually a smart combo, but let's see I leave Magneto there
I don't have my trash build anymore though
Let's see. Storm? Oh, a storm carnage would actually be a sick combo.
Wow
Wow
Really?
really?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What have you been hitting there?
What?
What?
What have you been hitting there?
Uh-oh.
Oh my god, she's crazy
Wow
Maybe maybe
Wow that crits a whole zone
I'm here for the food.
Got it!
It works very well.
No!
You know what?
No, this is why you don't play a new character like that. Change order. Come on.
The leader is Magneto. Wait, is this the order overall?
I don't know if I did it.
I don't know if I did it or not.
Uh oh.
Oh no, I didn't.
I need to go back.
I think you have to remake the whole team there.
Oh yeah, actually you could have done it then, I'm on.
There we go.
He is Magneto strutting in all cool and composed here we have the Knights of Doom in the opposite
Quarter the leader
All right, here we go
Let's see. I think that's just her skin
You can change they have a lot of different outfits you can get. Oh, who's this I?
Haven't seen it Danu yet. Who's this guy?
Interesting. I got some ranged attack.
Oh, is the final... oh, it is.
No! I thought it was going to go for a block. I went for a grab.
Oh
Wow he hit me how they killed me at the end
This is where I got me out of silver one
Silver one
Get away, get away, get away!
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Ow!
Oh
Oh, that was overkill!
Bar wasted!
What the hell?
You just like pass through each other.
Uh oh.
You
Uh-oh
Ow
What?
He sounds like- okay, hold on, hold on.
Wow, you won that.
Damn.
You're my yellow bag!
Okay, okay.
Damn, alright, there's no fallback on that down attack.
I
Damn dude
You're kidding you're kidding
Yeah
Yeah, all
Yes 81 so
I
This guy's crazy
damn he's so aggressive oh my god
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Chat, I'm gonna go pee and we're gonna do something else
and see what's going on. Just give me a sec.
I got two water bottles worth of piss that I gotta piss.
One second, I'll be right back. One minute.
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All right, what do we got going on here?
What do we have here?
I did, I peaked in Marvel Token.
Those players are insane.
They're really good.
I picked Silver. Silver Gamer.
What we got going on here? Let me see. The streets beckon. Do they? I can load up.
I can load up my game, my duty, my game. My game, my game.
Control play through finally. No
Not quite yet big walk with chat, I don't know. I don't know about that. Oh
Yeah, sandcastle demo, I will try this true install demo
Wow. Developers say best water physics in gaming.
Let's see if that's true.
Let's see if it's true.
bubble bird studio
I will restart for ultra I will after this game is that
Let's see.
Okay.
Welcome to Sandcastle Demo.
Okay, okay.
Objectives.
Oh, shit.
Okay, okay.
It's kinda nice.
Oh shit, okay, okay, it's kinda nice.
The top of the game that you would think would have music.
Okay, music picker to shut up here, shovel.
All right, how insane is this?
Whoa.
Whoa.
Yeah, this and a gaming PC it's all you need.
Tryna bodily contain unique tools and craftables.
What is this?
Rake?
Oh, whoa, the water actually moves with the rake too.
Buddy, this game desperately needs, like, I know exactly how to fix this.
This is like a Minecraft music game.
shift the snap to the zoom and add them to different paths in a tower.
Wait a minute. How far, how deep can I dig?
I think there's a pile again.
Wait, what?
Can we take to the other side?
What if we take to the bottom of the map and it falls out?
Minecraft music, what the fuck?
Did they copy them?
Did they copy them?
No chill, no chill.
Are you right-click to do that shit?
Okay.
Ooh, decorations.
Alright, alright. Oh my god, dude.
New item unlocked bridge?
What the hell?
Decorations pathways?
Whoa.
Whoa.
This is going to crash the game.
Dude, I don't know if I should let go.
I don't know if I let go of left click bad shit is gonna happen
Oh, that's actually kind of cool
I don't think that was gonna work
Okay, wait hold on
Draw a bell shaped line in the sand
Yeah, relax. Okay, we get it. We get it. Please. Please stop.
We understand. What the hell? Oh, that's the rig.
A bunch of shit in the water. Oh yeah, there's fishies.
It's near the end. It's near the end for sure. What if I rake it? Wait what is this? Sandroller.
Oh, this is nice.
Change beach?
Oh, no!
Long beach.
Get away!
Get away!
Stop it!
Long Beach.
Get away, get away!
Stop it!
Don't throw a piece of shit!
Who fucking fucked that head up?
We're gonna delay the fucking game!
Are you...
Are you kidding? To the main menu, too?
All right, oh, that's actually sick man, whoa
All right, I'm building a trench I'm building a trench it actually stopped
All right, let's see surprise me not available in the demo
All right, we're gonna build a trench right here first we're gonna roll it out
All right, that's a nothing and we're gonna rake it are we're gonna get where what's the word we're gonna
Delve or not delve we're gonna dredge dredge
All right
I don't know. I'm gonna be I can dig out this rock
It might take a while, but it must be done.
Build four towers, find a toy, unlock a new beach, layout, craft five boats.
I think they want you to collect a bunch of shit.
Craft five boats?
Don't I just like put them down?
Ooh.
Water, sand for easier shaping.
Oh wait, what?
Okay, that's sand.
How do I just, let's see if I can just get water.
I think I just have water.
It looks like it.
Whoa.
Bucket, boat, sprayer, and then you can spray it.
Oh, yeah, this is the trench builder whoa whoa whoa this is the trench builder hold on let me put all my tools here
Oh, this thing is insane
Oh
I'm not sure if it makes it deeper than this.
I don't think- I can't tell if we're going- I think we are digging.
I think you actually have all that depth on the side.
Like, that's actually showing how far you can dig.
Yeah, it's definitely going lower.
There's fucking rocks in the way.
Hmm.
Ooh, that looks nice right there.
Further, more, all the way to the bottom.
This rock might ruin things.
What's that? Make a wave.
A lot of different things here.
Okay, okay, what is this?
Oh, a bottle cap.
How far can I dig?
This is good.
Okay, this goes pretty...
See how low we can go here.
Nice.
I think the trowel was the best.
Because this actually just like moats it.
Let me see, is this the large tower, square tower, square house, oh a house.
What the hell is this, oh, oh nice, I must be able to add sand, I guess if I get like
a bucket and then can I get like a bucket of sand?
Oh, here we go.
Okay.
I don't really know what I'm trying to do right now.
I'm just fucking around with the sand.
It's kind of satisfying.
The sand and the water.
Let's see if I can actually make a little...
Can I lift this?
Oh, here we go.
Actually, I wonder, can I actually take this water and bring it back over here?
Oh, and I made it worse.
If I can actually drag it for a bit.
Oh, it takes water too!
It takes water.
Oh, wait, yes, true, the sand roller. Let me see, let me move everything here.
You need a lawnmower as well, or something to pick up all this shit.
Flatten the land, flatten, flatten, yes, yes.
I swear there is something to build a bridge.
Oh, wait, give me the back.
Let me get everything.
Vegetation.
I don't want any more vegetation.
Oh, you just actually plant the seeds.
Yeah wait what if I make a let's get a shot wait what is this big small holes in
the sand oh let me get a bucket of sand and we're gonna have an island right
right here. If I make a mound and then roll it, does that work? Ruin. It's just mission
all in. It's a pizza! It did say a bridge. Oh wait, you can actually make a little fence
add portions of wooden fence, battered wall. Raise simple wall. Wait, what are we talking
about here let me see. That's the fucking wall? Oh, here we go.
How's the fence luck?
Oh, it's literally a fence.
We actually have a fence here.
Okay I need a lot of sand.
Let's see if I can do this with the bucket.
I'm going to try to actually make this island.
I'm going to live in the middle.
We're gonna do a bunch of mounds and then roll it.
I did not ruin the beach, but I can fix the beach.
Watch, I'll fix it right now.
Sand roll this, let the water go.
Oh, you can actually just keep rolling this until it completely smoothens out.
Remove all my buckets.
Now you don't have to go to the beach.
You just gotta play this game.
this game. This is the beach without being roasted by the fucking sun. What the hell?
Oh my god, this roller.
Okay, the roller is some OP shit for
changing the path.
It's satisfying though.
I have not forgotten about the island.
There we go.
Kind of fixed it.
Now we have a little bit here.
Alright, I need the rest of the sand for the island.
Maybe add a wave or something get a little more water over there
Okay, is this enough all right this is like dough there looks like pizza dough
Yo, what do you mean and the demo brother?
What do I mean and the demo
Okay, bitch. Fuck you, bitch. Ah, get off.
What do you mean, end the demo?
Cloud Painter adds fluffy clouds? What the hell?
Where?
Cloud Painter. I think that's in beta.
Shape?
Shape of a spherical slab of sand. Wait.
Whoa what the fuck I could have just waited for this buff
Whatever where's my roller
Where the hell's my roller is this it
Sand roller, okay
Oh, I think I messed up a little bit there.
This is kind of working.
Kind of working.
Small?
Small shovel?
Now...
There it is. Foundation.
What the hell is this?
Dude, whoa! Is this 3D?
Oh my god.
There's the island boys. Let me carve it out a little bit. Oh, this is satisfying. There
you go. Carve that shit out there. A little excess. Alright, I got a boat here at the
dock wait actually move the tools this is the life with all the tools get
everything where's my house brother I had a house what happened to it what the
the fuck. Did I restart and I lost the house blueprint? Am I blind? Oh yeah it was the tool
on the beach. Alright and there it is boys. There it is. We got an umbrella. Holy. We
We got a gaming PC, we got a boat, next to a buoy, the life, wait, wait, hold on, some
Feng Shui, the windows, the window, the door, what the fuck, okay that doesn't work.
seashell holy well fucking seashell right there a random that's a mad the
beach ball is bigger than the house
peaky torch deepy torch this is so realistic it is fence just in case
Okay, now this is looking like a shit rust base.
Umbrella is bigger than the house.
Facebook marketplace ass umbrella?
Ah, what do we have here?
What are the objectives?
four towers what all right these are huge oh shit unlock a new beach find a
toy. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Where did that massive tower just come from?
Yeah, that actually looks kind of crazy.
The land between!
There it is.
A simple wall of a bridge.
Can I delete this shit?
Can I dig this out?
I mean, maybe I can flatten.
You can't flatten that.
Craft five boats.
Oh, I think I need another one.
what is this? oh it's a tool. find a toy. is that just r and g? i have a beach ball.
Also this, unlock a new beach layout.
Brother, how am I doing that?
Little tiki tiki!
Tiki tiki!
The tiki tiki!
Oh shit, whoops.
Oh, you can't remove like that.
Oh, you can remove anything.
looks like a dick buddy stop projecting what's on your mind bro and then
typing it for all to fucking sadly look at okay spare a fucking eyeball bro
Please
All right, what do we have here?
I don't think it's nice this fucking shit fence though. Oh, thank God. All right. What the fuck what happened to the house?
No
Okay
That's a bigger house. Oh
Oh shit.
Wait a minute, can I make a...
I'm gonna make a...
I wonder if you can make the wa- oh.
Wait, it did.
Oh, the water went over.
Can I actually make a hole here?
So the water can pass through the center.
Oh shit, you can.
I can't tell if it's going vertical or horizontal.
I think it's a little bit of both.
Am I actually digging through this shit?
Well, I don't want to ruin the- are you kidding?
I dug?
Are you serious?
There's a fucking rock right there?
Dude.
Who engineered this?
Come on, man.
I gotta repair it.
It was bad.
What if I dump water on the castle?
What happens?
Oh, does it like flatten the sand or anything?
It's just all...
Oh, that looks cool, though, the way it parts from everything.
Does it?
It actually lowers the sand?
Oh, whoa, it does!
Oh, that's actually sick.
It ruins it.
It changes its form.
smoothens out. I feel like a little kid at the beach. That's what the sprayer is for.
All right, we got to find this toy apparently it's like the rarest thing in the game
Can you make a drip castle
I could reset this or find the toy and wait I kind of want to do a different layout
Roll all the sand flat. I don't think you can
Yeah, this is this is actually the best tool in the game
Look at those smooth lines, damn!
Whoa, okay, now looks like one of those weird things.
It's like looking at water through a glass.
Yeah, it's like the ant farm POV.
Wait, yeah, what if I get rid of all the water?
I don't think you can, or all the sand.
I think it just actually just keeps parting it, not deleting it.
Oh yeah, maybe finding the toy is digging through the sand to find the toy.
you know that it just floats through like all the trash
oh wait no there is shit under
where's the toy
You can technically delete everything.
Let me go here.
Whoa.
I think it deletes the vegetation when it sinks.
Oh yeah, that dredges back, that makes sense.
Okay, yes, water completely flooded this place.
You can technically delete everything too.
Okay, that's a bottle cap.
everything is being removed not the back wall though okay what is the fastest way
now to destroy or make it so it's all water. That is the question.
Okay what is this collection photo mode menu collection? Oh it's just all the
different things you can find. Um, I think, um, I swear this is still the best.
Well, I can add land later.
Where's the fucking toy you piece of shit Wow
Think that's another rock right there. Oh
Yeah, there's another one here
Okay, maybe we would have found it by now.
This is...
Oh, I would have found it by now.
rock here. Oh that's not it. Yeah the anchor could be a toy. Boy where the hell could this
toybee. Bottom right tidal wave. You can make little small waves. Maybe I gotta keep dredging.
Or this game's trolling and there's actually nothing.
I'm gonna roll the bottom.
Yeah, I'm probably just not even doing this right.
right. It does kind of seem like the wait, oh no look at that's the seat she set. There's
actually still stuff popping up. It still could be. Hold the tide button I was. You hold
Hold it and drag to make a wave.
You know what?
What if the dev hit it by the rocks that you can't delete?
I'm- I'm like a... archeologist.
Where's the fucking toy, man?!
There never was a toy!
Game called saying castle and you removed all the sand. Yeah, bro
Water castle now
Yo, this is a lie!
Actually, I wonder how do I get more sand now? Is it over?
There's like, good job man, you fucked the game up, brah!
No one has done that shit, but you managed to fuck the game up, man.
I actually think I made this satisfying. God damn! Look at that.
New objective, get all the sand out and make it a rectangle water.
You got the toy by removing sand. So this is correct.
I will find it then.
What is that?
What kind of anchor?
How many ships crashed here?
Well, it looks way more blue now.
One more time through stuff is coming out
Yeah, it's definitely just an anchor right there
Is that actually it
That guy was lying. He doesn't even have this game downloaded. And he's telling me he
dug and finally found the toy. You fucking liar, you just wanted me to dig.
Try shovel on anchor, I got it. Look now all I shovel is water. Oh wait, no, I
actually had to shovel sand, but I still sand. It looked like he wasn't able to break it.
I don't think raking is going to be...
Oh, raking causes the waves.
More effective than a holding left click.
It agitates the water the most.
Okay.
Oh is the toy is a lie it does not exist I have flatten this shit what is that
right there. There's like a white dot.
Dude!
You can move the Sun? Oh really? Whoa. Oh, that's what that is.
Whoa!
One stack chat.
life's a beach
All right, chat the toy.
Try dropping a nuke on site.
Bro, this is a peaceful game, you fuck.
What are you talking about?
Lies.
There's nothing.
Cloud thing works if you hold it.
Oh, I think I see subtle cloud spot in.
Maybe when you change, yeah, oh yeah, there are subtle.
Hmm, there they are.
Ah.
wine cork
Let's play something else, but this game is pretty sick dude. What's the point of this game to just like, you know do stuff
Press some buttons bro. Okay, and see the cool water physics. All right
The water did cooked
Should I play a restory?
Hopefully this isn't super weeby.
That's the only thing about this game.
I just want to repair electronics.
That's the best part.
Dude gears beta was fucking terrible. I am a
Let's see and then everybody who says lol you just don't know how to play is literally a dumbass
It's literally and it's literally not true. You really think your third person gun game is difficult to learn how to play?
Who thinks it's a skill issue?
If I really wanted to I could get better at it. I had nothing to do with that though.
Literally it's a fucking third person FPS. It's definitely designed for those who
just play Gears of War. If you just like Gears of War, it's more of that.
Other than that, it feels like the same fucking game.
I did do Horde Mode. The Horde Mode? Bro, if you like playing Horde Style Modes in 2026,
sure you're a fucking bot. That is the most boring ass game mode in 2026. There's been
like seven fucking horde mode games that are dedicated to horde mode. Now you want to play
the Gears of War skinned one that is literally just like a little part to add to the game.
No, what are you talking about? Helldivers is a great example of a great horde game, same
with fucking Dark Tide. We end Warhead Space Marines. We've had so many good horde games
that are dedicated horde games, and now you're gonna throw me into a Gears of War. Oh, just
It's kind of like a game mode.
It's a game mode.
It's not what the whole game is about.
Nostalgia smells like sex.
I think that's what it is.
I think some of the people who don't agree, I think it's just they're super nostalgia
baited.
I was just super under impressed by the beta.
It just felt like they played it so safe and it was just like more fucking gears.
But yeah, I mean, when you have the same combat loop
for fucking 20 years, I guess it's
easy to impress the dumbass audience.
All right.
Clean up the work area, sort of inventory and throw away boxes, open the repair shop.
Alright, what do we have here?
I saw the trailer for this game and it's now officially out.
Did they pop off?
Let's see.
What do we have here?
Empty box for parts.
A thousand yen.
What's in here?
This looks like important documentation it might be tax forms my mic how does that happen
into the micro-lib.
Are these all supplies?
Sort out inventory.
Maybe I just throw it out some shit I need.
This looks like stuff I need.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, I told you my third monitor is out, bro.
Okay.
My OBS was hidden.
I
Actually think the wire delivered
How are you getting on clean up I'm here about rent as we agreed at 2,000 yen per week
By the way on the way here up in a phone
I don't know who's been his mind now everything here's mine
Although it doesn't turn on how much will it cost to repair it and the first customer gets free services over the opening
Name the inflated price of 6,000 yen
This guy's gonna fucking shoot me. He's like Yakuza bound
Nah, man.
What? Oh, okay.
Don't I owe you?
Reverse Pokia?
The hell is this number, dude?
What's that? Hmm.
A dirty part has been installed.
The battery just broken? Oh, shit.
Is there no soundtrack in this game? Maybe I'm too poor right now, I can't afford anything.
Hey, hey, hey, wait, what the fuck am I even doing?
I'm just ripping this shit apart. What am I... I think the battery was just fucked.
Okie dokie.
Ok, sure, sure, um, it just wasn't turning on, there's no way that's what the problem
was.
Is this just like a complimentary dusting?
This guy apparently throws his phone in the trash and then that's where he stores
his phone.
Ow.
All right, he did say he found it.
All right, we need to be cleaned.
I think this front plate needs to be cleaned too.
I'll get it, I can save it.
There we go.
Very nice.
All right, I'm gonna rip all this apart
until I figure out what is wrong.
Just out of curiosity, oh, the hint.
A dirty part has been installed.
Oh.
I think that's how it works, okay.
It's like how some people take guns apart fast. It's like this is just really good at taking your phone apart fast and then building it back up
Okay, I think it works
All right shit, how does this go again? I think it goes like this and then yes
Should I tell him about that phone number? Or is that who I need to call? Because that's
probably who the phone... Empty parts from one device can be used in another.
Okay. I swear there's a part underneath here that I need to... Oh shit.
That's what I was trying to get.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh.
There we go.
There we go.
What?
It just needed a dusting and it works?
Oh, I see, okay. Ashimoto. I can't say it like you about the noise of crowds, but it's
more peaceful here with you. Whoa, what are you doing? Is the phone ready? I don't have
much time.
the paper with the number on it y'all fuck that ship and just hand over the
phone
you really should close before midnight there was an incident last night
somebody broke into a store ransacked everything and stole some expensive
equipment my son was on the scene he came home angry and wet what he
He provides security for very good rates too, but we'll discuss that later by.
Buddy, I thought this was a cozy ass game!
Ooh, plus 4k, nice.
Excuse the intrusion, I hope I didn't scare you. The last master always got scared, I live directly above you.
Oh.
I'm taking part in an online Pac-Man championship on my old Atari 2600 by my joystick broke and I'm so close to the record.
This is the second time this month, so now I've got two broken joysticks. Can you fix one of them at least?
Just take the rope if you agree. Thank you
Use parts from one joystick to fix the other
All right, let me see the bonkatsu looks nice. So
Let's rip this one apart
Yes
Let's see, he said the joystick broke?
But, let's see here.
Wait what the fuck, why isn't this...
Why isn't this coming off?
Oh, okay.
Okay, look like you can't do both your items, I guess you kind of just spare part it all.
Okay, that's clearly what's broken in this.
And, okay.
No internet. Feels bad.
I think, I can't tell if this is trash.
Whoops
What am I missing here weird okay, so let's see what's broken it might look weird with the white joystick
Okay.
Am I missing something?
Oh, okay, that's what's broken here.
Okay, I was gonna say, this thing looks pristine.
But maybe we just take it apart just to...
Yeah, this looks pristine.
There's just that one piece on it.
Oh, shit. Which one was broken?
Oh, this one's broken.
the
the cord. Is broken.
What the hell who are you before you stand.
Inspector Sacramento why are you tense up like a cat and a
Chase last night Sony broken to a source smashed windows and made off with expensive equipment
I chased them all the way to the condo river in the struggle
I fell straight into the water and find but my boss was damaged. I won't run
Could you take a look?
Mmm.
My faithful partner when I turned and on spoke came out of it and the glasses match the pieces of the popular
But you can't get part of it
I hope you can find a donor on the market place just be sure to check this out. I was reading people lie
Telling you still don't have internet
I have an internet guy. He's a little old, but he knows what he's doing. I'll send him to you
By the way, I'm surprised that somebody opened up again here so quickly after the business with the last master
But you seem to know what you're doing so good luck
Okay, I'll fix that. I'm gonna just leave it there. Hopefully no one steals it
Okay, so if you don't store all your shit in here that it makes that little box
Apparently there's still a box, okay
Is this actually damaged I guess it tells you
Whoops.
Oh wait, do I have to clean the circuit board?
Is it dirty?
Bro I'm going out of business already.
I'm going out of fucking business.
I guess this shit's dirty man.
Oh yeah okay, it's dirty.
Would that truly have broken it though?
Honestly, it was more the cord.
It woulda worked.
Anyways, it was the cord.
What do I do with this?
Did he want the old one back?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, have you picked that up?
Right here's the payment for your work.
I should be in up and you can keep the second joystick.
Are they still not have internet? Can I help you? It's so nice to be able to do something useful for somebody else.
Here's an advert from our provider. They have the best rates. Write in your answer what speed you want.
Bro!
Yo, I gotta start with the shittiest one.
I can't do the galactic plan. I'm literally gonna go bankrupt.
Fine, we're gonna get again we're gonna do 256 kilobytes
I have one more favor to ask
I bought a portable non E PMP on the marketplace
It was hard to get as it only just came out but it doesn't turn on the box was all crumpled
So the curry may have been in a hurry on forms everyone writes the only official services conform repairs
But I don't get out much so you're my only hope you do have a license don't you?
Tell them you don't have a license yet. What a pity they're all away as soon as you have a PNP license. I'll be in touch. Oh
My god
Godzilla oh
Holy fuck, okay, hold on
Let me fix this guy's shit before I access the internet
Because I think you have to buy parts for this anyways.
Alright, what's wrong?
Okay buddy, I found your problem.
I found your damn problem.
Let me clean this shit up.
From now on, every part needs to be cleaned in this game.
I think that's the battery.
Can't rip anything else out.
And the bolt is fucked.
And this is fucked.
And this is fucked too.
So I wonder if right now I kind of just need to chill and see if I can find parts for that
Are you the master? I'm so glad you have opened up now have something to do the last master what missing suddenly and it's been difficult
Mr. Hush I'm under stuff that you need help delivering bills and orders and picking up goods for sales
Just put everything on the counter. So if you got there here are the bills rented internet. I'll bring them in every week
Okay, gotta go now on the wire. All right
Is the bill guy?
Where do I want to put this shit?
Oh god!
Okay.
Oh fuck, I didn't realize.
Maybe the internet's a little too expensive.
Gorilla!
A gift from my uncle doesn't turn on,
so I have to find parts and kind of move shit around.
Oh
40,000 to be a license how to license for that
Okay, I think I need to buy this and then rip it out and fix this guy's shit
It's broken so hopefully the bulb is intact and the other part
All right, but what else Atari 2600 clean I'll clean that shit clean clean repair and
I go touchy clean. Yeah, the clean orders are what makes money. I'm gonna buy this for
now because I'm probably going to need it anyways okay oh he keeps delivering shit
okay so let me take this apart here let's see Chaz the music loud enough or is
it very low. That's broken. That's the part we need. This can be a spare and we got the
bold. What we do with this whole thing I have no idea. I don't know what to do with all
this. I guess that's what the boxes are for. I guess that's what that's for. You kind
of just go like this and then back it up and then just leave all the other stuff there
for next time, I guess. Oh, so you put it here to then redo it. Okay. Oh, this goes here.
There it is boys! Find the donor on the marketplace and fix the flashlight. Wait, find the donor
and fixed by a non E P and P wait I see you brought my old friend back to life
here's your award oh you don't mind if I ask a few questions do you say that
you'll be happy to answer sir just a bastard no any trouble that's your I
won't take up any more of your time I'm so glad you see my boss I really didn't
want to lose it right I'll be up I stand out here like a cat a kimono sure
man all right what we have here me why this is probably for
There's my email. Miwa. Clean it.
Chet, does anyone here open their electronics and clean it?
I don't, I don't do that.
Yes! You don't fucking open your PS5 and fucking clean it!
Um, I don't.
Are you kidding?
single one here?
Okay.
What the fuck, man?
Oh, wait.
Oh.
There.
No fucking way, 2,000 yen?
Oh, we're actually going-
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we're actually going all the way.
Really?
What?
I don't think I needed to do all that to clean it.
I, I owe 2,000 yen to clean like two capacitors.
Really?
Okay. Okay, this one's a little interesting to put together. I hope those are correct.
I have missed a piece or something. I think that's all I needed to clean. I was just kind
kind of like finding what to clean all right let's see pretty good now that was a weird
Good job.
Kana Matsu just cleaned this, okay.
Kira will bring device after 8am.
Okay that's fine.
Okay, this needs to be cleaned.
I need an upgrade that makes it so I can unscrew and screw screws faster.
That's what I need.
This actually looks like it needs to be cleaned.
Okay, this looks fucked, but...
Maybe you do get upgrades on some of your tools.
Imagine having a phone that doesn't spy on you.
Okay, I think I think this one was pretty straightforward too
Let's go ahead and rebuild it all
Where the hell does this go I can miss the piece. Oh there you go
Oh, you have to first do this.
How much do they pay you to play this?
dollars
Can I just keep playing I thought I can end the day, but I guess I could just like
I'm an entrepreneur bra. I'm grinding through the night. I
Don't believe in I don't believe in clocking out. Okay after repair this one and clean it
Let's see what we have
Eww, fuckin' moldy ass battery, bro, what the fuck?
I think it was just a battery problem.
Did the cop warn me to not stay open long?
I don't know if he did.
It's a dusty ass screen.
Why is the world so dusty?
It's the skin.
Wait, what am I doing?
I never actually repaired it.
It looks like a screen is card. This is cracked
The good news is the package can't wait did the package come of the new one
Fuck I don't think that the package came come
It didn't so I don't have the yeah, I have to wait on this one
Until tomorrow.
Until then, I can work on the Nokia phone, which is just a cleaning.
Yeah, this is just a cleaning.
I have to wait for the delivery guy to deliver the Egotopia.
All this needs to be cleaned the speaker.
That clean noise is very Nintendo coated.
Like it's almost the same noise.
Alright this is just a cleaning.
It's probably good to go
It's on the table when you have the egg on the table
Is it?
Bro, I am locked in right now sir. I can't help you. I
Will look up once this says perfect
that's a help. My I got to
respond to everyone had he was a gift for my mom. She'll be really angry. My
class won an excursion to the top of Tokyo Tower was so high up there and so
but I got to find out what I've done over there.
I gotta put up my balls and wrap them in towel.
All right, let me see.
Oh, nice.
Okay, I got the new one.
Oh my God.
Okay, I got the new one.
This is the one I got online.
Yes, this is the one I got online.
So, let me actually repair this.
I might just use this as a whole spare part item for now two of these I need to repair.
Let me see if I have enough to do so.
Okay, that should be good, now this.
I think one of them just needed a screen.
All right, these are all good.
So I can put this part here.
I can make this whole thing and use all the spares
because this is the one I bought online.
And then I can take this one,
which needed to be fixed.
Was it this?
That's the girls?
Oh fuck, I hope not.
Who's was this?
Now need it to be repaired.
Oh shit, wait, hold on!
What the hell happened?
What parts are we missing here?
You didn't fully unpack missing some features?
What do you mean?
Is this fully working?
Oh my god, I thought that was a two piece on the back.
Holy shit.
It was just the broken screen I left it at.
Yeah, it's a fucking two-
Wait, what is this, then?
All right, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah, and the battery was broken, too.
What?
What do you mean something's not right?
Are you fucking kidding?
Did I miss putting something in there?
I was just seeing if you could put that in.
Oh my.
Oh my.
What the fuck?
Dude, oh, this is broken?
Oh.
Oh, that part is broken.
screen lens was broken. It didn't look like it was broken. Right? No, it wasn't just dirty.
It was like completely fucked.
Okay.
There we go.
This is now good.
Clean.
Nice.
Where was that girl?
Where was the girls?
That little girl that showed up.
Oh, is that it right there?
She said something's broken on this.
Hopefully I have enough parts or else I can't fix this.
I actually think I have that.
I should have a piece.
Oh, it's water damage.
I mean, if it's completely broken, it looks like it might just need to be cleaned and
it works. There was no indicator that I needed to get rid of anything. Yeah, but it would
tell me to throw it in the trash. And it's not telling me to throw anything in the trash.
So I think it just needed a cleaning.
the button cell.
What the fuck?
Oops.
Yo!
Yeah, why isn't this, did I miss a piece?
Did I miss a piece?
Oh my god, it was just the angle of putting it on.
Okay, this one was literally just needed to be cleaned.
That's it.
Throw it into our throwaway boxes.
Oh God, I heard you were looking for me.
How can I be of assistance?
Tell me about the girl under Egotochi.
Don't take the money.
Kids get free service.
Take the money and thank the courier.
Buddy, we got bills, we got bills to pay.
Auto Roller Razor.
It teaches the kid not anything,
things are free in this world.
Alright, let's see what we have here.
Sorry, I am locked and I am not looking up.
You caught me at a bad time.
I've never checked this device.
I actually might be the Yakuza right now.
This one has a shit ton of screws.
Okay, a lot of things to clean.
Okay.
All right, let's see.
Okay, baby, I've never had a phone get this dirty, ever.
But this is a video game, so, you know.
Is that it?
Oh, you can actually take this off, too.
And this.
And this.
Okay, I think we're good
Now to put it back together holy shit
Hold on I
I feel like this is a very, very important piece that I did not put in.
All the fuck on.
Oh shit, hold up.
What the hell dude?
Isn't this supposed to go underneath?
Okay, wait, no, you can't take that off.
Okay, wait, let me see.
It was this?
This.
Screw these back on.
Oh, there it is.
back piece, back piece.
Okay.
So, I know Dilligram here in person was not bought a phone on the marketplace, but I think it would work for all of you who think you could do that.
It's for my Harui.
She's a lot of my life.
my life she works the building store have you not been in there well I suppose it's
not for everybody there's a very hard to roll I limited early if you like it what
bro just turn it on does this look like T-Mobile
dude get scammed look at this the state of this piece of shit what the hell
happens what the fuck why did you buy this who scared this guy I might actually
need to buy. Yeah, I might need to buy something here, because this is not it. Buy new tools.
Let me see, can I?
I need a lot more for the license.
I don't think you can.
Oh wait, twice as fast.
Electric screwdriver, a thick brush.
A tip jar.
So if I invest in the tip jar and the screwdriver and I'm going to go bankrupt in sufficient
funds, I'll go with the tip jar.
I should think I should buy a Motorola.
Doesn't turn on.
I might not be able to fix this, just yet.
Yeah, that part's broken.
Two parts broken.
Okay, let's see, another one.
Very nice.
I need to take off, but I think I do this first
Okay, this this needs to be cleaned and
I got to wait until tomorrow to get another part for the cracked piece and the electronic piece
Okay, this part looks good.
I think I can rebuild this to a certain extent.
Wait, what the fuck?
Where is that?
Oh wait, did I never take this off?
And then I can just wait to get the two pieces I need for next time, battery, oh wait.
Okay, wait, this is as far as I can go on this, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is where I need the
green piece.
I thought it was after, but yeah, it's one more now.
Oh, I got my tip jar.
Sell price, 23,000.
Wait, is this the one I just bought?
It was for 3K.
Repair Clean Atari C640.
Oh, I thought he only drops off in the morning.
Weird.
Yeah, I thought he only drops off in the morning.
She did say the screen doesn't work.
I should sell it. This sells for a shit-tent for some reason.
Oh, this needs a battery, yeah I have no empty parts for this either.
This part needs to be clean, looks like it's just a screen.
So I need this part and I think that was the only part I needed for this person's phone.
And then I also needed the battery as well.
And I throw that away for the speaker.
Was it under the back cover?
It was broken, wasn't it?
Yeah, it was broken, so both of the phones I bought had broken ones.
And I think the only way is to get another one.
And there's only one more for $3,500.
It's there?
no not the battery the speaker not the battery the speaker yeah I don't know if
the water damage means the battery is gonna get as fucked how else am I
supposed to fix this shit
What is this?
Under the front case.
It's there, laugh my ass off.
Motherfucker.
father fucker wait you have to do the top on first
I think I'm missing a piece.
And I'm missing one of these pieces.
I think it's this piece.
I'm not sure.
It was.
buddy are you kidding I will miss two pieces two pieces what piece is this
shit
never mind we're good we're good we're good we're good holy shit 7500 now I
have this broken piece of shit I need to buy some I can actually sell this for
a lot if I get everything. This needs a new circuit board, a speaker. Actually, this requires
a lot of shit. I have to buy another one. Oh yeah, this part needs to be cleaned.
I need a lot of parts for this. I need a speaker and I need the battery cover. I can put these
on for now. I need like three parts. I might just buy it just to see and then maybe you
can sell it later. Alright, let me see. How's this still a sell price of $23,400? Oh yeah,
it's because the device isn't ready, it doesn't let you. What is this? I just got that delivered,
I don't know what that is.
Clean repair, except I'm going to bed.
OK.
I like my music better
All right, this just needs to be clean.
This is a simple clean job.
Clean boy!
Need an instant clean.
An instant screw.
I get the electric screwdriver will be nice.
When I get that.
That's like 55,000 yen.
I think this is good to go now.
Okay, okay. Good stuff.
Battery and then this is good.
Very nice.
How to reassemble? Oh, it tells you right there how to reassemble?
Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna make sure so there's never real hair. I got an example of my friend's.
The other brother I've never met in America.
And then it turns out the other one a little bit.
How about I send a carrier over later and I got the other one?
I don't know what the fuck she just said. I don't think it was important.
Repair.
Oh shit, I'm gonna have to buy some shit for this.
I might need to.
Yeah, oh my, I don't have any parts, man.
I have no parts for this.
17K, 2K, it just blinks.
I'll just buy it for the parts.
And then I'm gonna buy this too.
and then tomorrow and we'll get them later today.
I'm at as well, just take all this out,
but it needs a new circuit board.
Yeah.
What the hell?
Okay.
That as well, just hold on to everything.
This is completely, oh this is actually all modular, yeah, and this is just trash.
I gotta wait till I get my next part.
The decky, clean it, alright, this is a simple job.
The clean jobs are just the filler jobs to make you some money.
So it keeps us afloat.
I did. I got a tip jar. Phone on the counter. Girl left it. It should be gonna see it.
Okay.
Aaaaaaah, wait, wait, wait, which one did I just finish?
Uh, what?
Oh, this is the one I bought.
Nice.
Okay, let me see if there's a circuit board in here and clean this one up.
Let's see.
Oh, there it is.
Good.
Oh, it's getting a little more tough to clean now.
Okay, now I have a lot of spare parts.
So I can just leave these parts for next time because all I really need is the back
piece. One of those may have needed to be cleaned.
I thought there were screws on the back, I guess not.
Nice.
Wait, there was a broken part?
No.
Where?
This one.
Good call, guys.
Perfecto! The clipboard tells you.
Cell price $23,400.
I'm gonna get the upgrade here.
Dude the amount of phones right now?
Oh dear, okay, hold on.
I don't think I have any Motorola stuff.
What did, what did you can need?
One thing at a time, Harry, what did you can need?
It's just needed a cleaning.
There is one Motorola I bought.
I need to see which one.
Okay.
There we go.
One.
Two.
Let's get this.
Very nice.
Probably don't have to actually remove this, but better than needing to take it all apart
because I missed one spot.
Oh wait, is this broken?
I wonder if this whole part is broken, but this was just a cleaning job.
Huh?
Huh?
Oh shit, lol.
No, that little bottom part could be removed.
There we go.
Okay, this one's good.
I can't take any parts from this.
I gotta see the one I bought.
Oh, we got the new screwdriver.
It is Philadelphia, your mom wanted me to play this for you.
She said my son would love if you played this game, and I was like, you know what?
As you asked, I'll do it for free.
So here we are.
Here we are, here we are.
Oh yeah, this is the one I was trying to fix.
God damn, I have two phones I'm trying to fix.
This is the one I bought.
So I have to dismantle this one to see.
I have so many pink bones that need repairs right now.
Oh my, actually wait, that's fine, that's fine.
I mainly need the circuit board and the speaker.
Okay, it looks like it's intact.
This is kind of just like a salvage phone to rip all the parts out.
That's all this is.
That's broken.
Nice!
Oh, I guess this is fine.
Okay. Now, um, perfect. Now, these are all my salvage parts. So, which phone? I think
So this one needed this and this, and that, holy shit.
This needed so many pieces!
Okay, so this one is now good.
Self for 23,000.
Damn!
I mean, why the fuck would I not?
Holy shit, I can almost get insane internet.
Alright, now this is from that girl who showed up.
And I think I actually have a screen off of the phone I just dismantled, assuming that's
all that is broken.
You know, I'm going to yolo this and just assume that's the only thing broken and maybe
it will hit me with a perfect instead of getting to dismantle the whole fucking thing.
Please be lucky.
Please be lucky.
I'm not ripping this shit apart.
No internals are broken, please.
Feels good.
Nice.
Nice.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, they're right here,
on the cousin of my hurry.
It is my hurry.
I sent a letter for you from her payment for phone.
Did she really manage to bring my gift?
Well, yes, she's always in a world at work.
I've been waiting for her call.
I email from her every evening.
Buddy, agree and support him.
That's great, man.
E-Mama!
E-Mama!
Hack devices even faster?
55k.
We're going for that.
What is this supposed to be?
Is this literally packaging I can use or something?
I haven't figured that out yet.
Wait, what happened with the Misa one?
Repair clean.
This needs to be repaired.
What are you talking about with the class and all of that dude?
Guy, I'm not a guy.
Relax.
This guy's just here for the people who like reading completely useless dialogue.
Do I have?
Oh no.
Damn.
Oh no. Damn, I'm gonna have to buy shit for this too.
This one's cheap.
But I know what's wrong with it at least.
We just need the circuit board.
Looks like the stick might be broken too.
Is this broken? Oh, yeah, that is broken. All right, this has a couple of broken parts
Satoshi one of the cleaning just clean that
This I can just sell but I guess what I could do is I could buy another one and then
Get more parts for this or just sell it. I think you can just you can't just sell this
It's like a long-term sell item
Okay, there's this to be cleaned.
Get in the air duster?
Should I try it or should I go for the screwdriver?
Chad, what do I do?
screwdriver or go for the air duster. Wait, did I buy the screwdriver? No I didn't. I
I need 3k more, I was too poor.
Okay, I think we're good here.
Small clean job.
Yo, are these just boxes that I can like box shit up with?
I still- I still don't know what that's for.
Everything else?
Oh, this is the one I was looking for.
Nice.
Wait.
Oh, there we go.
What the fuck?
This one, I...
Yeah, I need a way for this one.
I might just wait till tomorrow.
You throw them away, you get plus one Zen?
Yeah, but why am I getting it?
Is it just to like throw it away?
I'm throwing everything away. Fuck all this shit.
I'm a minimalist.
I could also get a license to open the non-EPMP.
the screwdriver we don't need the
screwdriver
Ah boys, let's fly some, do I fly jets or go hit up some EFT?
EFT or jets?
Why is this doing that?
I don't know why this decided to log me out randomly.
Brother, I don't remember my info.
Oh my God, dude, why would you do this, man?
Oh my God, I one tapped it, okay.
I literally just one tapped the password.
Warning, game launch impossible, game file integrity compromised.
Dude, that's crazy.
Dude, my cat owned my shit, man.
He fucked the monitor up.
I forgot to mention it also like restarted everything
while I was loading EFT up.
Bam, hit.
He broke the game and the monitor
and everything, my whole setup restarted.
So, damn.
This doesn't take long.
I'll wait a minute.
Oh, no, that's good.
Let's see what we have here.
Iron Ness, true, I should play that.
It was good shit, man.
I really enjoyed my time playing that.
All right, I swear the last time I played I survived.
I did, I did, I had a really good run.
Oh!
Nice.
More lutes.
More lutes.
More lutes.
Yay!
More lutes.
The heavens, my loot!
Can't I shoot it? Can't I shoot it? Can't I shoot it? What is this gun?
Is this, is this any good?
It's an SMG, 1E round SMG.
Are we for real right now?
Are we for real?
All right, I don't know if this guns any good, but let's see
Okay, I think we're good here
20 bullets sounds horrible if I'm about to fight
It sounds very very bad
That's kind of sick though I have all the needed parts for this
Really?
If it just shows that does that mean it's in my inventory? It does right?
If there's no blue or red or whatever square that means I have it.
YOLO.
It's probably gonna make it horrible.
I don't know why these are 20 stacks so weird
Let's go to interchange first.
I have no site for this and I can't buy any sites.
Are you gonna play more token tomorrow?
I think I peek bro.
Damn, that was fast dude, already in.
Damn, that was fast dude.
Already in.
No off day this week?
Bro, I wasn't here yesterday.
Alright, I have no faith in living.
I will most likely die.
I'm very good at dying in this game.
I would say I'm pro at dying in this game.
I would say I'm on the eSports level.
If there was an eSports for dying in video games,
I would probably rank number one.
Most likely.
I don't know how this gun shoots, they sent it to me in a crate.
Those are scabs.
Two scabs.
All right.
I might just look it up here and go around.
I swear, usually the first floor is the way.
Don't tell me that's Killa.
There's a GPU in here.
I've actually never looted this part of the mall.
and shit okay okay
yeah first floor interchange I think has the best loot other than the
electronic store. Everywhere else on the second floor seems kind of useless. I used to always
go to this electronic star. I'm going.
Mmm
Petrus, oh, it's a hard drive. Magnets usually sell for a decent amount
Oh my god man what are you doing
Holy shit.
I swear a scab just spawned in and scared the shit out of you dude.
I swear they do it on purpose.
Everybody's scat coming up.
I don't think that was a PMC.
No way.
That was not a PMC.
Oh, can I just loot the electronics store, please?
Oh my God.
That's downstairs.
I don't need to bother.
I
Look there's a guy right below
Oh my god.
Okay, it's nothing.
Come on, boss, boss him!
Dude, I wanna go down and fight.
This guy sounds like he's good.
What the hell was that?
Did I trigger the alarm?
I'm scared.
This guy's got a silent something.
I got 20 bullets and there's shit going on.
This guy's already got 5,000 hours in.
I thought I heard somebody.
Planet is he peeks and I kill him.
Because he wants to loot.
There's a corpse right there of a player.
That sounds like he's not gonna peak for like the rest of the match.
That guy right there was super geared.
I
Believe
oh my god I'm so bad are you kidding dude this guy's five thousand hours who
Loots like that!
Fuck you, man!
Are you serious, bro?
Bra, he's right there!
That's crazy.
Oh my dude what the fuck my key bind reset
Bro, are you fucking kidding me?
Are you serious, man?
What happened?
Why?
Bro, I would have healed and moved so fast, you 3,000 hour fuck.
oh my god man didn't I didn't I fucking oh my god dude I swear I did it
watch now it's gonna work oh really dude it literally fucking broke the key the
The key bind literally worked last time I played oh my fucking god how do you do this shit
again?
How do you do the 4-4 thing again?
Do they do like two slots or something?
Like that?
Man, that's so fucking stupid, bro.
God damn it.
Scat life.
on air boy boy
Let's see what we have be
Alright, we get a shotty.
24 minutes.
What's SJ6 again?
Isn't that first stamina?
Isn't that like a limited stamina?
It's a weird spot on interchange.
There's some loot here I guess.
No way man, are you kidding me?
Critical failure?
I can't even, the discard button's gone too.
They used to be X. Wow.
I mean there's some shit here.
I know whatever food.
This used to be worth a lot.
Yeah, this inventory sucks balls, actually.
I need a backpack.
You can loot the gold dumbbell, you can.
Oh, yeah, this is actually where I got killed, oh, yeah.
I remember this is where I got shot in the face.
There's a guy with like an LMG that just like spray and killed me.
Any backpacks anything of the sort
what the hell is this guy doing?
what?
I'm so dead.
This guy just dropped his backpack and run?
uh... i didn't hear any footsteps
but i killed them
i'm so confused
Don't tell me that was a scab I killed, what the hell?
Don't tell me, don't tell me.
I'm sorry brother.
I'm sorry, you scared the shit out of me.
I'm sorry.
of
the
other one there
Na nanaaa na nanaa na naa naa naa naa naa naa naa naa naa naa naa.
Nice.
Ah, pittoo!
Bro, he's gonna kill me.
I'm dead boys, I'm dead.
And one tapped.
I
Kind of want to fight this guy I've nothing to lose. Oh
My god, he died no way
Do
I
Kind of seems like a friendly scav
have nine
Next game I'm excited for um
Um, oh did I drop the mag?
Oh, whoops.
Um, oh, the moosh I think.
I'm more, what's, an immortal shell too?
Oh wait, is War Dogs' test this weekend?
Can you stream it?
No stream yikes.
All right, who's out there and saying what up boys I was just like bleeding out
Oh, there's so many scab here?
Where is everybody?
I'm not really sure what you're supposed to do in these raids.
like it's so late high chance it's just like dead player idea they're wearing a
security they're most likely not PMC somebody came through and killed a lot
of them
In the morning, they said,
don't look at me.
You're like a pervert.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
of
What the hell?
Did they randomly just shoot sometimes?
I
Have these guys like set up
I don't know where to look I guess I'll go to the electronic store
Build the backpack and leave.
You're telling me that right there was a player?
Oh, so they can just like break shit too.
I have skipped doors.
I'm paying, I'm paying!
You're rich, you're rich!
trash
rash
rash
rash
There's probably one dead PMC somewhere, it's one guy, there's just a little dead, but
Honestly, it'd be a lot of shooting right now.
Loop PCs.
Just running around weird. I don't trust that guy.
Hey, what the fuck?
I don't trust that guy.
Haha, what the hell?
Yeah.
Yeah, I can hear mine.
Hello.
Is that one not lootable? What the hell is going on there?
Is that actually worth uh...
Is that actually worth doing?
Should I go drop the flair?
Might not have time, let me see.
Where am I extracting?
Checkpoint is behind Groshan, right?
You need like six minutes.
Which I don't have.
This whole place is all scat. It's literally scab city scab city over here
I'll try to get as close as I can but I don't know if I'll be able to do this.
You're on the PMC?
Ummmm...
True.
You can't get past the skin boss in Pathogenic?
Um, I don't remember, is that...
Isn't... what? I don't think there is a skin boss.
Isn't it all organs inside?
What the hell, that's just like bright.
Wait, that's the first level?
Howdy, I don't know what to tell you, man.
No more Shrevefighter, I hit Diamond and I retired.
No, master is impossible.
Hey! There it is! There it is!
I feel like going and see fouring some tanks and ruining some days.
Okay.
That was fun.
that was fun some battlefield
yeah talk beef I need something a little more dopamine faster dopamine
something that uh that uh a little more faster past lost all the
Lou? No way.
BigBockBring! BigBockBigBock!
Someone should make an app called BigBock.
There's a checkbox now it's called BigBock.
I don't know, I don't know what you would do on it.
Yeah, what about an app?
Okay, hold on, I'm thinking about this.
What about an app where you,
I don't know, that's all I got.
Okay, and a general app, kind of like,
you put out a request of what you need
and then it shows you people who can fulfill it.
Let's say you need a haircut, okay, no shit, you can go to the barber.
You can see people who are available right then to do it, or like someone to fucking
fix some shit, some type of specialty, and they're available right then and there.
You just go and look for anything, and instead of needing to make an appointment, you can
can do it right then and there if the person is available.
Craigslist?
Yeah, true, but I guess more an app form.
But like, yeah.
So the internet?
Yeah, but what do you mean the internet?
There's a billion apps like that?
TaskRabbit is like that.
Oh, really?
Of course, that's already a thing.
Buddy, fuck this map, my brah.
My brah!
What changed since you like Battlefield now?
Ah, I just kinda like doing shit in it.
Doing shit in it?
Use custom search. Yeah, this works too.
Come on, man.
What are we doing on these maps?
What the hell are we doing on these maps?
much better
Much better.
Need a server browser?
Nah, I'm not gonna change shit.
Recon!
Dude, Mike, I still got like a sore thumb, dude.
Can I change how I look?
Change character? How the fuck do I have no unlocks?
Currently unavailable?
I don't have nothing.
You know where I'm going?
You know where I'm going?
Alright, does this spawn an early game?
Oh, it does.
I'm in.
This map is the greatest because of this AA and killing random console people.
This is the combo right here.
It's how they figure it out and kill you.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep!
Oh, that's scary!
I might get a flank then headshot it very easy.
We have secured more objectives! Let's hold!
Ow!
Yeah, these guys are set up right now.
You're kidding.
I killed him.
Where is all the enemy armor?
That's my gun friend.
All right there.
Dude, you landed, you fuck.
are you kidding bro that was that was the worst time shit man that was the worst
time shit
damn I needed two seconds you land I know you didn't I might wait for him
Just fly by and then just drop back onto this
We walk in you walk in
I swear, I just saw a guy over there
Am I down
Oh, that guy was holding.
Oh, really?
Oh really?
Is there a way up here?
Let's hold it.
Be advised, we no longer hold Charlie.
Bravo has been secured.
What the hell is that guy doing dude?
Hostiles now hold more objectives, out.
Oh my god, I got scared the shit out of me.
My whole squad showed up.
Our forces control more objectives than the enemy.
Aw, he flies by right then?
I
Shit I hit him once
Yeah, let me get on my gun
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
We have to neutralize Charlie.
He's inside.
We've lost control of Bravo.
Reva, get this shit out of here please.
We have to kill it, Charlie.
We have to attack the mutt and get him.
Come on, man.
surprise he's still alive
damn all the little bird came back
Y'all the little birds, the little birds came back!
Ah!
Oh my God!
Buddy, buddy, buddy!
Yeah, that's gonna respawn anyways. It's all good.
I don't know where that guy even shot me from.
I actually shot me as he fell.
Bro!
What the fuck? The guy's still on the fucking roof?
What the fuck? I'm flying?
Everybody bailed from that when I went in everybody bailed
Fuck this guy I'm gonna kill him. Oh, let me see. Oh, there's no way in
That tank there's no drop off
Let me see.
Oh my God, I guess no HP.
of
death
of
death
of
death
oh my god bro they got too many people dude they got too many people
Damn, they got it right there.
I
Think the enemy team is just better
Oh my! There's always a fucking sniper here.
Jesus Christ!
Stay with me!
Let's move!
Watch it, Jeff!
Oh, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh, they just shred the tank?
Oh my god, I fucking crouched my accident!
Dude, come on!
I
Got this shot off as I died
Yeah, all the easiest targets are flying by right now
Check the Charlie!
Fuck this guy dude!
I'm right. The objective blower is under all control.
I'm gonna get all the boxes down!
Oh god!
Are you kidding me dude?
Yo, they brought a tank here, dude
Was the jet available
Lies
Give me a bite
Oh my he's right there fucking bro. Are you holding shift and CS as a tank?
Literally no noise
These guys have so many so much armor on the outskirts of the map
The enemy's on the attack.
The forces are on the majority of objectives.
We're close to taking ground.
Our forces are attacking objective Charlie.
oh shi-
I believe
Buddy, really, you're going for me you fuck?
Oh my god, man
Fuck this guy dude
Wow, it's just one guy.
I'm dead.
Oh
That's 34 and 3 dude 34 and 3
Oh my god, you're friendly
Buddy, you're fucking friendly, man!
Wow, this piece of shit!
I don't know if that sniper died.
Oh, he's always ready for it!
All call signs. Aircrafts now ready for deployment.
I don't know what's on your head.
This was tracking both objective.
Some decent damage.
I don't think there's any point in shooting the jet.
Dude, I saw his little glimmer, little shit.
The man, the legend.
give me the cycle give me the cycle i should drop me off i should be here what the hell
I killed him fuck you bro 34 34 and 4
Yo, I'm on 34 and 5 now, asshole!
Yeah, they have spawn beacons up there, like a bunch of little shits.
Oh my god.
Dude, this guy bro, like really, you're still up there?
I've been looking in that spot for a fucking hour and you're still camping it like a
I was just about to res you man.
Ow.
Need a medic!
Was that a different-
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
What is that guy?
Hey!
Outta my shit!
Outta my shit!
Oh my god.
Relax, bro.
I don't know who shot me man oh a jet 32 people and put this guy
shooting me? Really? They have so many tanks on the screen.
Oh, buddy. Oh, buddy. Yo, it's just shocking me from all the way up there.
I'm gonna start. I got a sponge to spawn beacon build.
that guy's gonna come back and fuck me up
of
the
I thought there was a tank here.
You know what, that is 35 and 4 pilot, but you know what? We were better.
We were better.
I'm not sure if I can get the map.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
iteration peak. Let's see a good map.
Right-click on your character to see if you have other skins.
What am I giving up for playing this on assault?
Oh, yeah, did I not put down the, what do you call it?
And I wanted to put down the gadget.
Unlocked through challenge, Assault One.
Is that just playing Assault?
Not having any C4 kind of sucks, that's the tradeoff.
Yeah, that's the tradeoff of this.
Yeah, bring me!
Bring me!
I was going the other way.
You gonna get killed with an assault rifle?
I
You're good here park right here. Yep, right here. You're good
the
the team will get f-bang i got shit to do
are you fucking kidding right now
are you there?
there's a sniper!
alright, oh my
damn man
they're all over that
We are about to take out.
Behind enemy lines.
Are you fucking kidding me? You fucking rat shit? Why are you there looking CQC?
We're in.
Okay, I was trying to get rid of this.
This guy, this guy, this guy.
Dude, are you kidding?
I'm fucking hit!
No! Where are you? Get me up! Get me up!
We now control the enemy, we are not talking to you!
Get shipwires, they know too much!
Our troops are attacking Delta.
Alright, we now control Bravo.
Is there still a guy up there?
Awww.
Oh my.
Oh my.
That's too much!
It's good against infantry if you get a direct hit.
These guys are just like flooded in the area right now.
Are you fucking kidding?
That's incredible. That's actually incredible.
Ah! There's more!
Oh my they have their whole fucking family here.
You're like 10 of them, I'm out of here, 10 of them!
No! It takes five years to turn!
I'm Hicks!
I'm Hicks!
Yeah, they're all there!
Naaaaaah...
OK, I'm ready.
Shit.
Bing, ding, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong,
bong.
Right.
Good!
Bravo is under control!
Dude, this guy's so good at blending into shit.
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
Are you kidding Johnny you fucking rat fuck go look somewhere else
I'm stuck in here!
How am I always the target in these games?
Dude, he's just done.
Okay, there's a guy on the roof
You can't even aim that high up with this thing, like what?
How does that help anybody?
I killed him! I killed myself!
Oh, gosh, everywhere.
Need a money!
Need a money!
Alright, how we looking here? How we looking? We got it! We got it!
It's looking kinda bad, but we got it!
Okay, it totally did not play bad, but okay.
I
Wow
Stay by tank
This is what I need my good
Is this guy not on AA right now?
Is this guy not on AA right now?
Oh my god, I got him.
I'm fucking hit!
Word.
Oh no boys. Use this team.
We're back!
I am.
No! They have six people! Literally fucking right there!
like why do you have six people fucking lined up right on this gun you fox what are we doing here
You're now pushed up this far.
But they're pushed.
Wow.
You're kidding. You're kidding.
Jesus, I see you, bro. Insane positioning, bro.
Insane positioning, dude.
Award-winning positioning.
The corpse in the way
Are you kidding bro it takes ten years to reload?
Well I killed one. I killed one.
I don't know why that thing is so fun to use Matt.
I don't know why bro, I don't know.
Oh my god, I just took out so much shit
We lost we lost the world
Oh
Okay, oh there's a guy right there bro don't do it. He's right there
of
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of
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of
no no no no no no no no no no no no no!
ahhhhhhh!
ah!
ah one got through!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Yeah, nice try, nice try.
Yeah...
Yeah...
Yeah, they're taking our shit.
Yeah, they're taking our shit.
Dude, I have tagged three guys so would do some damage
I tried
Chat GG's I'll see you guys tomorrow next stream Friday. Thank you guys for chilling like always you guys enjoy the rest of your night
I will see you guys on
Friday for another one that we are doing sub
Sunday, I will see you guys then
We will go from there peace out chat
Until next time, thank you guys for watching. I will see you. Peace out. GG people. Enjoy
a night chat. I'll see you guys tomorrow.
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