I
you
Okay, there we go.
Okay, there we go. I need to restart the PC. All right. Yeah, oh
Let us catch me out
All the fun stuff chat her you guys doing how was life
I'm still down one wing I
Am still down one wing it feels bad
I still got to wait. I don't know what happened to the monitor bro. I don't know how the cat
crit hit it, but he crit hit it to the point where now the monitor is broken. The power
cable did not work I had no idea how he did it dude that's actually crazy he
wasn't even in here for that long you literally one tapped it I don't know I
don't know bra just get a new cable it wasn't the cable I got the new cable
The new cables there.
I'm confused actually what happened to it.
Yeah, whatever he did,
KOed the monitor.
I actually got two separate power cables to try out.
Both didn't work.
Yes, and then different outlets.
Yeah, it doesn't even turn on. So yeah, well whatever.
I'm just more and more impressed with the, uh, he, he was able to do that.
Gears of War, E-Day, Bama.
Bro, I already played it, man.
I already played it. I'm not interested.
I'm not interested. I already played it. I've already deleted it. What do we have here?
Token grind? I think I peaked in token brah. I think I peaked. We are going to a old realm
today at 430 as well. What else has happened? I know there's one guy plogging. All right.
I'm looking at the one guy take two boss defense no disk version of GTA 6
Yeah, bro, dude, they don't even care man. They don't care
They do not care
Of course
Take two interactive reaches 1.4 billion dollars in sales during GTA 6 pre-order opening quarter
Oh, it's their total recorded sales for everything, contributed, but not all of it's just quarter
one.
Fucking GTA 6, man.
Chad, I know, I know, we bring it up every day, but things are moving for GTA.
That's the thing.
are moving for the game there there it's actually I honestly believe I thought
they were gonna delay it this seems like now full blown like especially with the
gameplay shit this is locked in I don't think they would do unless it was like an
old at I don't think so I don't think I don't think so this is for sure now
locked in date not like a last minute I feel like you're not gonna you're not
gonna do the Netflix thing and then delay the game doesn't make sense they
confirm the date again yeah I you know if I was betting I was like brother
delaying it one more time you know
so yes that's actually like oh shit this is happening yeah now we're actually
Actually like, okay, this is actually launch protocol,
not like, yeah, this is canceled.
Yes, indeed, all right, yeah, hold on, what do we have here?
What is this?
Iron nest today, true expedition samurai?
Let me see.
What do we have here?
press something and turned on some weird shit. Okay. Expedition Samuel wine. What else dropped?
What am I doing today? I could play some iron whatever the hell it was good dude it was good. Oh yeah isn't
the THQ Nordic showcase today I usually watch that every year. What time is that? Yes then I
I swear the last THT Nordic, they announced the new Darksiders game.
Wasn't that shit?
What was it?
It was it a new Darksiders or are they doing a remaster?
I might play more EFT, bro.
I enjoyed loading up EFT.
I'm just super casual about it, you know, just doing some runs and seeing what's up.
It's fun.
New quake, quake, dawn of the machine.
Didn't they say, isn't there like a quake, did quake con happen? Someone said they're doing remaster potentially of quake.
Or something.
Oh, it's on right now. What is THQ Nordix? It's on the weekend.
Do subduos on EFT. How difficult is it to do that? How difficult is it to find a duo in EFT?
Can you random queue with a duo? No, because then I got to add you guys to friends. I'm all set.
That's annoying.
There is a matchmaking?
Really?
Because if I do random duos, I'm down.
I'll just follow the guy.
I'll just follow.
Most likely it's going to be like a guy who's had 3,000 hours.
You know, nah, uh-uh, there's the dude, it's very rare, I feel like you find a new player,
so it's kind of just like, yeah, just escort me around, you know.
Random dude, it's not, wait, is, but this is if there actually is a matchmaking button.
Check Tomas Shadowvale, what do we have?
Hamas? Hamas?
Uh...
Today is Fight Me Friday. What, you guys want to do more wishlist and give away stuff?
Uh, we could...
I don't know, man. I don't fucking know.
I drop things so fast sometimes I don't know if it sticks
Uh, what do we have the
Bada bing, bada boom, bada bing, uh, bada bing, bada boom, bada bing
Peak, the final ascent, quake, oh yeah, that just dropped, that dropped 22 hours ago
Lance, Speeders, Trailers, Star Wars, Galactic Riders are is also, are racers
is also releasing a bunch of shit
So, you know, they're, they're moving on their marketing shit too
I mean this game's coming out. This is like the second trailer. I'm still a little skeptical about this game
The last gameplay they showed looked
Fuck mad
I don't I'm not try. I don't it's not that I don't like video games, bro
It's just they they've been under delivering lately
Some of these ones that it's like like this could be good
good, but then they never fucking pull it off. Okay, that's my problem. I want this to
be fucking good. It's not even being burnt out. Like I want this to be good. I know what
a good fucking Star Wars racing game in my mind could be. But then usually these games
are so fucking shallow or just like boring fast. Maybe that maybe that is burnout and
The last gameplay I saw this I was like, okay, the census speed is good and then it was just kind of just it seemed bland I
Hope I'm wrong. I want I would love to play a racing game. That's fun as fuck for a while
But like they usually end up under delivering I
Hope I'm wrong. I don't know
grim axiom
the problem is some of you guys are just fucking sold on the concept and the title instantly and you're like are you fucking blackout you know what bro
maybe my fucking expectations are fucking higher now alright I don't just consume all the fucking slop just because it says Star Wars on it okay
Bro see Star Wars it could be a piece of shit and it has the Star Wars and it'll buy it.
Fanatic. Fanatic.
All right, let's see here.
What do we have here?
True, I do buy every battlefield, don't I?
I do.
Fuck.
You got me.
Hold on, is there anything else?
Anything else?
No?
All right, what do we have here?
Expedition, Samurai.
Oh yeah, so when is the THQ Nordic presentation, by the way?
What is that?
This is, they're already dropping some, uh, oh, this was actually published by them.
Two o'clock? Okay, I'll probably watch it two o'clock.
Uh, and then what was the, didn't they announce the Darksiders game?
Is this the one ignored? What the fuck? You can ignore games? I don't remember ignoring that. It's so random.
If it's ignored what you can ignore games
You can ignore games on steam. Oh, yeah, no shit. It's right there. I
Don't think I've ever needed to do that before
Look at a fucking ignore
Darksiders 4 they announced. Oh, yeah
At the last event I
I remember streaming Darksiders to like 23 people.
Yes. I fucking streamed Darksiders to 23 people. Okay. Fuck you. I remember. Long time ago.
In the beginnings. That game and the, what was that other game?
like 50 people bro the game where you were the guy and you were like
purply possessed with like these weird snakes
the darkness yeah dude
was it the darkness the darkness to what the fuck was it not the steam account
It must have been darkness to I
Remember this game was not bad. It was like decent. I
Guess I don't know if it's I don't know if it's still good
It doesn't run on Windows 11
The what is this?
No. I had a feeling this happened. Shit. Hold up. One sec.
All right.
We're good.
Sorry about that.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
I have a question.
You're going to be okay.
If you're going to be okay.
Alright.
It's okay.
We're going to play with this one.
So, yeah.
I'm sorry.
Ah, we're good. Sorry about that. Ah, let me see.
What is this game?
Tell by your ship and your dress that you are not like other foreigners I have seen
These people are not pirates
They are something far worse
You are not on your ship and in captain
That David himself has arrived upon our shore
Do not interfere with my duty
I'll third
All yours
They hit them harder than they hit us.
Yeeeeeeah.
Don't know anything about honor.
We should have killed you like the barbarians you are.
My lord demands utmost loyalty.
I mean shit bruh.
why not why not why not expedition samurai you know why maybe maybe maybe some
same way someone's down with that vibe grain rot oh yeah bro I've seen this
shit oh this is friend slop that came out
Ah, fuck, man.
This one, is this one good? I mean it actually doesn't look that bad. I had the the style is kind of cool.
You know what a lot of these some of these games have have like cool art styles, but then like
I thought Brunoslop was banned since yesterday it was
Usually the visuals are a dry you in.
What are you doing this one?
You can also find more down in the deep layer
It's like a repo, you know what it kind of looks like repo, but way more mechanical
Visually is more real looking I guess
Yeah, it looks like it could be I. It looks like it could be Admer. Oh, I know Admer.
Age of Empires is calling you? I don't think so, man. What is Quake doing? Dawn of the
machine 21k likes what do we gattie
30 years to quake
Yeah, this actually looks kinda, it looks, I mean it looks kind of nice.
Yeah, it pulls off that old, but HD look well.
It's like the old textures, but like super fucking high quality. It pulls, it's like a good fusion of the two.
Tree chop ink right up your alley. Quakery master's like $4 on seam. Is this what they
were talking about when they said they were announcing something? Is this the main thing?
I wonder if this is the main thing. That's a cool amount. Tamos, Shadowvale, MMO, Netties?
is dude what is net he's doing what is net he is remember frag punk what happened to this game
what happened i remember
what happened to this game there's so many bro there's so many fps corpses these are the dudes
that made once human and neraka dude remember once human holy shit this feels like forever ago
One's fucking human. That shit was free. This was actually pretty damn popular for a while, you know
It was it was decently solid. It was not it was definitely
It wasn't like amazing, but it was like a decent universe
It still is still has a decent player base I actually heard they're coming out for console
15k still play this. Has this game updated a fuck ton since launch?
Yeah, this game would actually be interesting to revisit, but I don't know how insane it's
gotten.
This game had a mega server, didn't it? And it was like super fucking sandboxy with like
a hint of weed. I haven't played it since launch, right? I just don't really know if
this is like super free to play login, collect all your trash, press all the red shit. It
would be nice honestly if some of these free to play games made it so they had a buy option
which removes all the dumb shit, just there to like, there's got to be a way, bro.
They should, I would, if a free to play version and then like a $20 version that removes all,
like the claim all trash, half of the fucking currency that is just there to just be currency
for the because it's a free to play game and you got to sell it somehow because you got to pay for the servers
like a mobile game for the free to play but for 20 bucks you can remove all the mobily bits
yeah i don't know if once human has a lot of that now though i don't know
Um, this game is inherently very grindy, but yeah, I don't know anyone here play this game still this should would be interesting to revisit
2024 Star Wars galactic racer
Bro, I revisited evolve and it's done bro, it's done the game's fucking dead, bro
It's Deadman.
In a scrap, it's your tank.
It can take a proper wallop before it starts coughing up system malfunctions.
And it's less susceptible to stealing chemical impact.
But it's not invulnerable.
Chad, you know why I said I'm skeptical about this game?
All you gotta do is, do you know what would make this game great?
Rackfest physics.
Cup of the day.
fucking galactic of the day fucking cup of the galactic empire there you go
we'll call it that every fucking day big ass fucking maps every day it changes
it's cross-play so there's a shit ton of fucking players you get put in a
division you can customize your fucking racer a little bit everybody's racer
handles the same. The only thing is that's where maybe the rec fest physics won't work.
You maybe throw that out. You can't do rec fest physics with a cup of the day because
then everyone is just going to crash into each other. So maybe for the cup of the day
everybody is ghosted, you know? Bro, I'm telling you, it's literally it's the best reason.
That's why you want to load up. It's something new. This is going to be like, alright, there's
gonna be like six maps probably fucking eight fine there's gonna be like eight
maps of course there's a single player but then like after the single player you
know you're gonna want to hit up the races online but how skillful they are I
don't know what I'm saying is Mario Kart still the best racing game to play
online, competitively and Trackmania, can there be a third game? I don't think they're
going this route, I think this is just going to be a compact, single player, Star Wars,
and then like a basic multiplayer.
You know, the thing is about a roguelike that is a racing game,
Won't you forcefully lose because inevitably you're gonna have a shittier
engine or your top speed is gonna cap out.
I guess in a roguelike where it's more like a shooter or a card game you might
be able to still win, but this is gonna have a cap of speed. It's a racing game.
You skipped the Thomas trailer? Oh yeah, true. What is this? This is from Naracadevs.
Mafia DLC comes on Friday next week.
Um, I might, I could see myself playing that.
This one looks rough.
You know what? I don't give a fuck about the cinematic.
True. If the gameplay looks good, I'll watch the cinematic.
Like, what even is this?
I'm not sure if I can get through this.
It actually looks like it could be decent.
The gameplay looks kinda cool.
But what the fuck is this game?
Is it Extractor?
Oh, it's an Extractor.
Oh, I see it.
I see the quality in the game, I actually, I would try this.
It doesn't look just like a potato extractor, just from the animations of the combat and
like the interactions, it looks like there's actually potential quality here.
No, I would try it.
I'd try it, bro.
Whatever.
This looks like it'd be...
It's from NetEase.
English language not supported.
Oh, wow.
This is from the people who made Naraka and fucking FragPunk and Once Human.
Oh, wait.
Actually, this is in-house.
Oh, that's that way.
Once Human was published by NetEase but made by Starry Studio.
What was Naraka? Oh, Naraka was 24 Entertainment.
So this is the first, Fragpunk was a different studio.
This is the first game in-house.
I don't know.
Honestly, I mean, shit.
Some of these games, Fragpunk was a good looking game.
It was just another FPS though that just died.
right punk was like yeah their main stick was the card system that like
changed every round but like I don't from dust please if you're in the mood to
fool around in water physics mist falls popping off one million anyone here
still play Mistfall? Yeah, we got a THQ Nordic presentation at two o'clock. We'll be watching
that. And then I got a little, I got to put on my suit at 430. Until then, we can, yeah,
we got some games where I can play some battlefield or some shit. Ah, War Dogs playtest is NDA'd.
It's fucking NDA, bro. I would play that right now, but it's NDA.
Dude, that's another game. I hope War Dogs pulls it off. I hope they do. I hope it's actually fucking good.
Everything they've shown looks like they actually might do it. But I gotta play it. I gotta play it.
The system sounds cool. It's literally the fucking ARMA game mode in its own standalone mode.
If they actually pulled it off, it could be great.
Oh yeah, it's NDA.
Dude, the last time I played a game with this camera angle was like fucking GTA 1.
Oh wait, you can tilt it.
You can tilt it.
I thought it was alright.
Never mind.
You can tilt it.
Yeah, X-Anima.
kind of go ex anima mode. I mean sure man, why not. It may be decent chop chop ink.
This came out today. You're probably wondering why I'm obliterating my old job with an orbital
laser let me explain first they took our coffee then they replaced me with AI and
kicked me to the curb so now we'll start my own furniture business step one beat up every single
tree inside step two try to cut the wood into manageable pieces and step three oh yeah furniture
and then i just sell it to the city with my giant kit
I didn't realize it.
As time goes on, I'm getting better and better.
Sometimes I surprise even myself.
I'm even forging my own axes now.
Oh shit.
Bam bam bam bam bam!
Down here?
There's no power.
Lots of hamsters, though.
Hamster power.
at a certain point I started automating everything I haven't met a few friends along the way
not that guy and the more my furniture empire grew the closer I got to my ultimate goal
Yo, this could be good man.
Ow, now?
Oh my god.
Why not?
It could be decent, man.
ha ha ha
Feels bad this guy other safe desert work. He played for 45 minutes bad. Fuck
He wasted 45 minutes
Yeah, looks like there's some like
People there's some options and shit. I don't know but people
It might be missing from the game
This is coming out at the end of the month of Breath Edge.
True brah, true brah.
I've seen Grand Rott, we just saw Grand Rott dude, we just saw that.
Emergency Buddies.
Oh yeah, I saw that as well.
Anvil Empires, I played the beta for this game, or the play test.
the 1000 man I saw that yeah hmm what the fuck are we doing boys the play
chop chop Inc. Do you play some chop chop Inc?
We get it as a chop chop Inc.
That electronics game from yesterday yeah that was a pretty fun game I could
continue that. I think that game kind of comes down to how many different
electronics there are, you know, because yes.
How long till the presentation? It's at two o'clock, so like an hour fifteen.
I'm I let me get let me get chop chop in here. Let me see
Should I go back to the gears of war beta should I I mean shit, bro. Someone said I didn't like it cuz I'm bad, but you know what?
Whatever makes you sleep at night
Maybe street fighter all the sweaters you're playing token nah fuck that I've retired from Street Fighter
Yo, every one of you fucks with your fingers up. We've already screenshotted you, bro. We got flock cameras, alright.
Now you have to buy the game and show us you fucking beat the game, and if you don't have a hundred hours, you're banned.
Okay? Prove it.
Prove it. That means you're gonna buy the game.
One loss cup of the day into one loss CS 2 into one loss a we've worked a lot of armor into one loss so we get a one loss gladio
CS 2 dude some of those games can go on for a while what if I play what if I go on a win streak and CS
True, I could do it. I could do an EFT run. I could do an EFT run. I could, I could. I
could do an EFT run. I think I survived the last time. Oh wait, no, I ulted forward and
I think I never extracted because I ulted forward by accident. Not by accident. But
got everything and then yeah some battlefield six bro battlefield six has been fun it has been
it has been fun
yeah i never claimed the loot
Deliver some supplies and army chop chop Inc. Hold up. I'm downloading it
I hold up hold up
Hey, yeah, let's start with chop chop Inc. All right, what if this game is actually insane
This could potentially be game of the year
There's always a potential chance.
Shuck up. Shuck up.
Shuck up.
I haven't played Geo-Guessor in a while, I know.
I started to realize the world is the world.
The world is the world. I know those deeper it.
The world is the world.
Let's see. Let's see.
I could continue, brother. I could continue. You know, I was on the, I was on the downstream.
I was getting a lot of Russia and Ukraine and it was starting it was it's fucking horrible every time I got Russia and Ukraine
It was like I'm dead. It's over like I it's RNG
What do we have here boys this is game of the year or is this just some potato potato
Priscilla
What do we have here?
Whoa day 2126 of the office
Shit employee of the month Justin Lumber
Do this carpal tunnel jump
Okay
Oh, there we go top secret files
Alright, F. There it is. Pick up. Stamp all the files at your desk.
Oof! Oof! First batch of invoices done. Time for coffee. Alright. Oh shit, I can- oh
You can stamp anything.
Where's the copy machine?
Okay, we make a bunch of different furniture and stuff apparently.
Press the vending machine button.
Alright, let's see.
Only this one works.
dragon hold and hand slot
shit
the taste of happy and juicy food
energy
it's like what's it called you see
an email
what's the email active immediately
your position at fernox has been
terminated key factors include your
increasingly excessive coffee
Consumption successful replacement by more cost-efficient AI
Your upcoming ten-year tenure triggered salary increase
We thought you were a diamond for an ox please return all company property including your bug probably yours for an ox management
That PS we hope you have a pleasant flight PBS. We are for an ox resistance is future. Oh
My god
What the fuck man, that was in the ceiling the whole time?
Oh my god, who the hell is this?
Well that was a landing I've seen dragons belly flop with Borg race, you are right down there crater boy.
What happened? Fire from Furnox? Okay. Okay, we're at Osville Forest.
Okay.
Tutorials, stay away from me.
You wanna say tutorial?
You just fell out of the sky head first and now you're suddenly an expert at survival.
Did your brain bounce up on impact?
Yes, I hate tutorials.
In the classic, I was bored knowing everything approach.
Very bold, very stupid.
Yo, I'll figure it out.
Look, I get it, tutorials are boring, but what if I told you there's a shiny reward at the
end, something mysterious, Valorant possibly gold-plated?
I wouldn't believe you.
Fine, what if I told you not to do the tour and cause your chance of being packed to
death by ducks?
That's right.
Not to worry, no survival tips.
That's fine.
Ducks aren't evil.
You'll be surprised.
Look, just give me five minutes, five glorious, sarcastic, mildly educational minutes, then
you can ignore me like the rest of society.
Leave me alone.
Fine.
way that you had no idea what you're missing. Alright here we go boys. I can
figure this out buddy you're an inventory you think this is my first
fucking survival game buddy you think this is my damn first. There already
owning right now where's the bridge?
Here we go, we can chop these down.
And I collect them in my inventory.
Alright, there it is!
By the way, did I turn this up?
What is GPU-afflution culling?
I'm going to turn that on and pretend it makes the game look better.
Let's pretend it makes it look better.
Okay, okay!
Dude, this looks like Fortnite on low or medium.
God damn.
Don't forget to manually save.
Brother. Oh, there's the bridge.
Okay, we need wood, lumber, we need fucking planks, birch beams, birch planks.
Nails, how many do I have? Alright, I need to cut more shit down.
How we doin' here? How we doin'?
Okay...
Telling Dev?
Okay, share math, the music left.
Don't make me play my own, please.
Don't do this game.
Regrow the hell
Yeah, the last tree chopping game I played was really good and the whole game was just about chopping trees
That's all you did you just chop trees and it was like actually that's the whole point of those the whole point of the game
It was good
new recipe wooden axe mk2 am I really gonna have to I refuse to play games
without music I feel like if you don't have music it makes things awkward like
you need you need the soundtrack looks like solar punk you know what there it
is solar pump OST this game have a good OST
it's my work that's my work here next
80HD, Andy? Maybe, bro, maybe. Maybe I am Diversion or whatever.
Missing resources. Oh fuck, we need small birch beams. We need
BABS! Oh, we have to repair this. It's like an elevator.
And we need to find the hamster as well. Talk to Chester.
Okay, wow.
It said left click to pet the chicken.
It's fucked up.
Listen, you're gonna get all those precious trees with your axes looking kinda dull.
You should sharpen it to be even more efficient.
How?
I had this piece in my inventory back when I was part of an RPG game.
I used to be a great treasure chest, but no one ever came to claim the loot, so I think
I should give it to you.
Yo!
No, go build yourself a proper grindstone, then you can finally start sharpening your axe as much as you please.
We'll do. Alright, what do we have here? A grindstone?
Yeah, I have everything.
I need- I need small birch beams.
Is when I need small ones how the hell do there's a computer here?
Electronics
Make how more trees down I
Wonder about to make those or if I have to just like cut these further maybe I just cut them further I
Have played solar punk
Yeah, let me see.
I'm tripping.
Recipes.
I just saw it.
Birchwood.
Let me unpin that.
Birch beam, birch, plank, birch, wood, small birch beam, crappable.
Heavy birch tree trunk.
Maybe I need a crafting bench or some shit.
I need this.
It's needed for the bridge as well.
brother how do you craft the fucking tutorial man is there a crafting
table there's got to be a crafting table bro help me please open storage transfer
build character recipe what does this need birch wood let me chop down some
more trees maybe the thickness of the tree matters to you know what bro
whatever
Can I right-click these or drag feet head? What if I drag this? No?
Alright, we have a problem here. I don't know how to make these smaller.
There's a bit of an issue. And it's probably very easy. I just don't see it.
Uh, if this looks like a different resource.
Birch wood.
How the fuck do we get birch wood from a halved birch tree trunk?
Motherfucker, what?
Do you cut this shit different?
Um, I can't make the grindstone.
I need this small birch beams.
This is the quest. This is the bridge. I need this craftable.
Maybe
I don't know, boys.
Workbench.
Small fucking birch beams?
Buddy!
What the fuck is this resource?
The huge ass arrow motherfucker, are you paying attention?
No shit.
This is the resource.
Do I need a special tree?
Oh, this is- that's where the PC goes.
I don't know, man.
You know what? Chester was right.
Or is the game fucking stupid, okay?
For having it not be super intuitive.
We're surrounded by tutorial-ass trees, where the- it must be super obvious, but I'm just blind, okay?
It's a fucking crafting table or you crafting your inventory. One or the other.
Let me see, can I like drag it out?
I might need to restart and do the tutorial to go to the specific arrow to cut these.
At the top.
Oh my god.
I have the resource.
It's craftable.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
No, no, no, no, but you can't craft it, it's just craftable.
So you need the workbench.
You can just pin the recipe.
How do you craft it?
Tree stump next to tent?
I'm uninstalling.
Wait.
Chopping- this is the chopping block.
Only for firewood.
Yo, okay, sure, I am- I am a dumbass, yes.
BUT!
This is fucking stupid as well.
All right, how many survival games are we played? What the fuck man?
What are we doing different here compared to your typical shit, it's just another game where you chop trees down
This guy just hid the most basic shit to just craft it I
Have no idea. I don't fucking know
Saw horse!
Holy shit! Motherfucker, why wouldn't you put an arrow in this random piece of shit first?
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my fucking god, dude.
Wait, did that even work? Interact?
Birchwood? Small birch beam.
There it is.
God damn.
Holy fuck.
Talk to Chester, you fucking shit.
Put an arrow there, bro! Put an arrow there!
There's a lot to do, isn't there?
All that hard work all it makes me feel hungry.
Let me guess, make a campfire.
Ooh, pancakes.
Alright, use the old tree stump to make a firewood.
Oh, here we go.
Cooking station.
Oh, let me make this first.
Alright, it just kind of like falls off, and then you can cut it.
Build a cooking station.
Ah, here we go. Okay.
Use the eggs to make fried eggs. Ooh.
Very nice. Let me cook everything.
That looks kind of yummy. Two chicken.
There it is.
Oh
Oh, I ate this instead
Build the grindstone do I have enough for this I need birch beans. Let me actually get more birch unless I can make him
Oh, yo, holy fuck. I actually saw their
I was at the mall the other day
And I was like what the fuck mad I giggled to myself. All right
there there is somebody there's a brand called Michael Malo and I was like holy
shit am I blow am I going crazy did I read that shit right and it was like the
fragrance of the summer and I was like dude there's actually a Malo Michael
fucking Malo fragrances I internally laughs no one got no one's gonna get the
joke it's real I was like what the hell why am I seeing this right now there's
no way there's a motherfucker named Malo that's crazy I don't think that guy
Who knows bro that guy's been a mole that guy's been a fucking mole forever
The malls are generational
Damn damn damn, I'm gonna just get some apple trees. Just cut everything down
All right, all right, all right, there it is.
Sure, sure. Oh shit, that's a big-ass apple.
Okay, what do I need? I need everything.
Birch planks, small birch beam.
Yeah, I should get this here.
And I need nails as well.
Is this the MK2?
We got to cut some lumber as well, okay?
Why not?
All right, let me sit here.
need some of this birch beam how many I need 10 I gave me four oh it's two each
okay there it is do we have enough birch and then I need planks I need six planks
How do we make nails somehow I collected nails earlier
Yeah, what was this for by the way mk3 I can upgrade via birch wood. Oh shit. That's actually easy
Mirrors edge replay of the fence true the fence did give nails. There's maybe maybe other fenced areas somewhere
food for later I know I don't like it either but what am I supposed to do why
is there straw lying around here
true something lives here well lives here
We'll find out later.
Cheap quality furniture for a high price.
What the hell was that tunnel?
Alright, I gotta somehow get more nails.
I don't see any fence areas anywhere.
Unless I can loot this here, but this kind of looks like a building area.
I think I'm going to build this later.
Yeah, most likely.
How much birch wood do I have?
Okay.
Can you romance Chester?
I don't think it's that type of game
Maybe if Chester gets fans, they'll have like a DLC where they can have relationships
where the fuck are the nails can I swim
oh he fell like he was a massive weight oh you don't lose anything
thing. Maybe the workbench I can craft now to repair the bridge, because now I should
be able to make this. And I bet this is how I do it. Alright, and then I need a shit ton
a birch for an upgrade. Oh no, this is not how you do it. But I can build the PC later.
Oh, and that's through the apple tree. Um, how many do I have? No idea. I need all of
these to make
I should probably go make some more
Wait, how many was that?
Recipe
I guess you just keep pinning the recipe
22 of 25
It's better be worth it
It's better be worth it, bruh.
For the MK3.
Alright, now we need a bunch more stuff.
Motherfucker, where the hell now is the other thing?
Repair?
Oh wait, there's actually a bunch.
Receive one money, set up PC, repair bridge.
Maybe you do that over time.
Drone landing pad? Repair destroyed drone landing pad.
Is this the landing pad?
I think this is the landing pad.
Oh, this is easy.
Let's just need some small birch beams. Okay.
Massive birch farm real quick.
Yeah, it kind of feels like the tree hitting in this game feels very rust-like.
I feel like this is super rust-like.
Alright, that should be a lot right there.
Two hits a piece.
Each tree is four.
Alright, that should be enough. I gotta go make a bunch of beams.
Can I remove this shit? No?
What do we have? Small birch plank, birch beam.
One, two, three.
to shit. I don't think that's enough. I actually have to go back to the... How the fuck do
Why do I unpin this? It's set to MK4. Unpin recipe, lol.
Oh shit, Matt. The drone. Put goods inside. Let's test it out.
Fuck this stamp. I don't work there anymore. Transfer!
Alright, how about that? What happens? Oh, this is how you get gold! Oh, you can move anything in.
Anything you... This is how you make any money.
Alright, here's some sticks. Let's try it out.
Gonna work. 19.
Geno-Vatic Labs.
And, uh... Oh, there's the drum.
I'm selling some sticks.
There it goes, $19! $19!
I'm gonna set up the PC. Wait, what is this? Applewood. I have some over here. I have some
Applewood. I might be enough for the PC. Oh shit, brah. A nice wooden PC right here.
Drag, rotate, distance, it's good, mountain, it's good.
I actually have to manually build it.
I thought I had to do some other shit.
Okay, okay, it's like some re-story stuff going on here.
Some of these are weird. They don't look like the buttons.
Uh oh. Oh shit. Wait! Dude, the piece- are you kidding? No way. No fucking way.
serious okay the green is a lie maybe I can pick it up oh shit there it is all
Alright, nice. Stay there.
Rotate.
Bring it back- OH FUCK!
Oh, there we go. Nice.
Boom!
Untend this shit.
Interact.
Wait, where'd the PC go? Right here.
I have to make a table, probably. Set up PC? Can I make a table?
Simple table.
I have some I need planks
Or not fuck I think I looted did I loot them?
Okay, you actually have to build all your furniture here. I'm not building this correctly
It does not matter apparently
nice all right we got a campy we're gonna go like this how do I do this set up PC
Oh yeah, after the right here. Hit the PC with your axe to boot it. Nice.
Oink oink! Oink oink! Cable electronics, pile of screws. Oh shit man, that's what I need.
Doorbell, balloons, protein shakes, some seeds, some marshmallow bag.
Alright. How fast is this-
Oh!
Yo brah! Yeet logistics!
Oh shit, that is unnecessary.
I bought like-
Bro, what a waste. Alright, I might actually need more. Uh oh.
I might need more, that wasn't a lot.
Yeah, that was not a lot.
Let's get some more trees here.
How the fuck does it say? Wait, the pile of screws.
No way. This isn't the same. Oh my god, I got a pile of fucking screws and I thought they were nails versus...
Oh my god, man.
Hold on.
What the fuck?
PILOTS SHIT ASS NAILS!
Just in case. Two, do I have enough? I'll sell some stuff. Okay, I'll sell some stuff.
It was literally at the top.
Yeah, she sticks out for a lot. I don't know. There's some random guy who buys sticks online.
Insane.
I'm gonna sell all these.
I'm a stick vendor
I've got a guy he buys all the sticks
No questions asked actually shit brah hold up
Fuck I need more
Seven
How much do I have in total three damn I need way more I need a lot more
I'm down bad right now.
Oh!
Oh yeah, you there, could you help me out, could you stop it, I'm gonna get you in a
stockpile in the bush.
Oh my god, bro.
What's wrong?
I got you.
Relax, don't move.
Well, out there at the next spot, my name is Sheldon.
Nice to meet you.
I know that company. Oh, you know, that's a key excuse for a company. Well, well, we and my family and I used to live there right underneath the clips
Where the last few trees are still alive. It used to be such a peaceful place used to be what happened
We lived there for decades
Well, one day for knocks put their factory right above our living space all the way
Stay dumped into the sea and the air pollution was just too much. We had to leave so what now?
I just left my family at a safe place one year on a looking for permanent places out on all because of that stinky company
I wish I had someone to supply me with some gear so I could swim over there and take revenge
Revenge? How can I help you with that?
If you can give me something to reinforce my throttle shell that I could swim over there
and portray the piece of stinkiness and try to sabotage the machines, wouldn't you have
the gear? Let me know, I'll get the man over there. I'll see what I can do.
What the hell is this? God damn, bro, this turtle.
The turtle wants to go destroy the company.
alright insane boom send that shit you lost to the AI data center so he's gonna
go and destroy it himself
chill my brother chill my brother 0.01 strength
All right, now I can go and buy the nails.
All right, let's see. Hopefully this is enough. We need many of these.
Should be enough. And then we need the- oh, fuck, I need more. Oh, wait, no.
Well, that's what this game wants you to do, the craft into a craft thing.
Let's get a bunch and then let's see, two of these.
Fetching!
What do we have here?
Repair, craft-improved turtle shell armor.
What the fuck?
Okay.
Thank you, Yeet! Yeeting!
You're joking. You're joking. That was so expensive! What the fuck? What do you mean?
Plus two? Pile of nails, my ass. There's no way that was a pile. I literally did I not
I literally did I not buy two a pile of nails?
What the hell man
Okay, I need all this shit even for the later recipes for the turtle shell so literally chop chop ink
The game is called chop chop ink. There's a lot of woodcutting
You're supposed to cut lots of wood.
De-Force the whole place.
The turtle is chilling.
He's waiting for me to make his armor, and then he's going to go infiltrate the old
business.
Okay, okay, we got a, you know what, I just realized, I should probably, how beneficial
is it to eat?
Does it tell you?
plus point one two
Shrank for all right
That seems like a very tiny buff, but maybe it's significant
Maybe this is super significant
I think it gave me like a plus four damage
I think this game my main shit. I don't know this game by
There's
We're just chopping trees right now. There's nothing crazy going on
You need to chop the stumps for the trees to regrow oh my god
You got to just one tap the stumps
Yeah, you have to you have to yes, that's actually a free one of those
I'm gonna get all these I
Never chop this one
Okay, I
I guess I need 32 gold in order to get enough nails for the bridge.
Because that pile was bullshit, but it's the only way to get nails, unless there's like
a very easy spot that I'm missing.
That's a shit ton of sticks.
That's a lot of sticks.
I need more though.
I could drop 12 of these. 43.
Why not? 43. Do it. Do it.
It's the main objective. I'll make money over time.
Resource farm seems slow.
oooooh...
ahhh good shiiiiut let me see
we have ahhh let me go ahhh purchase
watch me get a bunch of these now that's actually gonna give me a pile
i would be very sad but then i'd probably need them for the future anyways
this needs a bunch of shit this needs trees we haven't even seen before
Probably on the other side of the bridge.
Where's my pile?
It actually was just one nail listed in a pile.
Chop chop!
Shepity choppy!
Shepity choppo!
Where's fuckin' Chester, man? New trees discovered! Oh boy! Oh boy!
I gotta cut more.
I need eggs somehow.
I think I actually need to get some, I can maybe take care of some chicken or some shit.
Is it burning all these scale bullets?
Are we searching for the mid-box?
Are we gonna blow up, blow them up in products?
of course. Birch plank. There it is, man. The good ol' survival game. God damn, that's
a lot of stuff. Unlock the simple furniture package. I think it's this right here. Blueprint
for minimalist furniture.
So I gotta get some money in order to unlock that right there.
Are these really growing or did I just forget to
take those out?
I don't know.
All right, what are we doing here?
We got five sticks.
I'm just gonna keep these.
I could sell 12, 18.
We got six, 18.
I might just yellow sell everything and then re-grind.
Because it seems like you might need to do that.
That's a shit ton right there, because I need a hundred anyways.
Sell the cooked food?
It's not that much, it's six gold.
It's six gold, my bro!
My bro!
sure man let it be let it go let it be let it go maybe these trees are making
more anyways every bush is a gold yes every single bush is a gold
Now most games you kept the stump, yes.
Now what time is it, it's 1.30?
Alright.
Walnut trees.
Oh boy.
Okay, okay.
This is what one of the recipes called for.
Oh, the THQ...
Oh yeah, the Nordic events in 30 minutes.
keep your expectations in line though I don't think they're gonna announce
anything too crazy they might last year their biggest game was Darksiders 4 but
oh wait you know what actually they actually might announce something they
actually might announce some cool shit
Released it for Titan Quest 2.
Oh yeah, that ARPG was decent.
POE still ran supreme, but that was a pretty solid ARPG.
I think it was more like Grim Dawn.
I actually thought Titan Quest 2 came out.
Holy shit.
I played that demo so long ago.
It still hasn't come out?
Oh fuck, that's messed up.
Duck stew though.
Oh it's early access. Oh that explains it. So it's the 1.0.
It's sad that there's nothing better than POE.
How's that sad?
I think POE is just so good and it's hard to replicate something that good without someone
calling it a clone or the art style not vibing or there being some specific reason the game
just isn't great.
POE works because the...
You can tell the people who made PoE fucking loved Diablo growing up.
You need very specific devs, and those devs literally made their fucking studio and made
initial PoE.
Those guys made that shit.
It was like the perfect people to make a game like that.
I don't think there's any or many studios that can actually make an equivalent to PoE2
unless you have some crazy ass Korean company that makes like a lost arc ass but more PoE2
style.
I don't know man, I think grinding gears is just too good at it.
Who the fuck else?
It would be cool if someone made something.
I still think it's the best ARPG by far.
I mean that's not, it's kinda obvious.
Yeah, there's a windmill here.
Remove the broken windmill sails with your axe.
Windmill rehab?
Sales oh shit. I can't pick this up. Oh
My god, I cleared up the whole area
Oh, yeah, people really like last epoch I
Think puree just does so many things right last epoch is if you're like a super ARPG fan
Yeah, I thought last epoch is cool, but it's like I'd rather just play pewee
Yeah, like it's cool if you're super into ARPGs. Yeah, but yeah
Yeah, I mean...
Alright, I wonder if I have enough money to make this.
I should.
Alright, uh, simple furniture. I'm gonna go right into that. I need 28Gs. 28, transfer
half, half. These are all trash. There must be like a recycle thing. That should be good.
What do I need to craft these now? Oh shit, I'm good.
Okay, this needs a bunch of shit.
What the hell is this?
What was the other thing?
I can't tell if those are the small ones or the long ones.
I think it's...
I think...
Is it the small walnut beam?
I think that's a walnut beam, oh it is.
Okay. Okay. I'm gonna do that. We need two more of these. Sure. Alright. And one more.
Yeah, this better give me some good shit for crafting this.
Clean up the windmill area, craft, unlock simple furniture package, let me unlock this.
No way!
This just gives me the recipe to then craft.
No fucking way.
No way.
Spoilers, yes.
New recipe, cracked mailbox and a mailbox holder.
That needs a fuck ton of walnut.
That needs every type of tree.
What do we have here, what do we have here?
Okay.
Whack the dirt off the mill.
Is this like a magical axe?
This hasn't been cleared or reassembled or repaired wings.
Oh, should I actually have to do this myself?
There it is. Life.
What is, wait, oh my god, shoes.
Oh shit, you can now walk on water.
Oh shit, man!
You can now walk on water.
Oh my god.
I need worms underwater clickbait
hilarious sir Worcestershire the third
Yeah, I believe this one here for you guys boys. Alright, I believe this one here for you guys. Seems adorable. Seems like the low. I can see you guys enjoying it on your little gaming BZs. I can see it now. Oh boy.
Check grain rot came out today. I did see that dude. I did. Okay. We did see it. Yes. Yes, indeed.
Yes.
Um, hmm.
Sweeke then said they're working on adding multiplayer to the PC port.
It's fucking bad.
Machine party before the th2 Nordic event dude. No one's playing this shit dude
No one is playing this shit right now
We got 20 minutes till the event
15 minutes no 19 minutes event isn't an hour what the fuck man someone said 2
p.m. is it at 3 p.m. oh it starts 2 30 oh that's weird
yeah who's playing this shit I'm gonna piss and when I come back I swear to
god original unless the arcade is better
All right, whatever I just saw you can join a game so there might be random hosts out there
Yeah, what the hell is this man?
Wait, it's always the same game.
All right, here we go. Here we go.
What the hell? You can push each other.
Okay, man.
Deserved, you fuck.
Yeah, don't do that thing where you target Mr. Streamer, okay, you fuck, sorry. That shit gets boring after a while.
I
Here we go here we go
Oh really oh really wait what the hell
Yo, got the way with your corpses. Thank you.
Oh my god.
How did that not blow up, dude?
Yo, this shit doesn't fucking blow up!
Oh, we're gonna both die!
There it is. There it is. Easy.
You know what, the legs are at disadvantage, take them!
Oh shit!
Not that fast!
Oh my god, oh my god, wait, I'm alone?
Yeah, they're gone.
No!
No, both of us.
Shizzle gauntlet? Oh, shit.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Three piece, three piece, shit I already forgot!
I think it was that.
Bro, I always panic on that one, okay?
Oh
Wait two people got it wrong. Oh, dude, I always panic on that one
Guys you can hit the submit button. Oh wow we all suck
I
Shit
Alright, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
I think, I think.
Oh fuck, I think it's that one, I don't know.
Oh my god, it was the middle.
It was the fucking middle, man.
Okay, okay, okay, yeah, whatever, man.
There's still a lot of games.
Firearm factory, pick up, drop, insert.
I kinda remember this one.
Bring them to your workstation to build the oh, yeah, this one
You
Here we go here we go
I do the damn capacitor!
Oh, you can grab ship from the other side.
Come on boys, you gotta be fast, man!
You gotta be fast!
Oh my god, what the fuck am I doing?
Oh my god, I'm dead, I'm actually dead.
I'm dead, unless, unless, oh my god, what the fuck?
No!
All right, let's see, let's see.
What brother I need that you fuck drop that shit you bitch bro you just stalled both
of us man I don't know why I was trying to dodge I was trying to dodge I was trying to
straight but yeah that that bullets big okay okay wrong way climb oh yeah that's
I saw this one, I'll go again.
That's bullshit, she didn't have it for me.
Wee!
Alright, let's go bro, DDR man, this is DDR!
That's all it is.
come on man
What's up, boys? What's up, man? I left. I left the vicinity. I left.
I left the area.
Oh shit, duck hunt. Okay.
Ducahunty! Ducahun!
Oh shit!
This takes too long.
Okay, Mr. Fuckin' Tick-Tock and Bick-Bock-Ass Brain.
I got my brain! I got my brain!
I'm gonna eat both!
I got my brain!
I got my brain! I got my brain!
Okay!
I got my brain!
I got my brain! Fuck this!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
AAAAAH!
Oh fuck!
Again, again!
Nope!
Oh no, I got...
I got...
Did you get in here, the reloads?
Oh yeah.
You can, right?
You!
All right, all right, it's all good, it's all good, man.
Everybody relax, brother.
Here's the best combo!
Impressive!
Oh my god, here's the best combo!
Oh my god, he hit him, he hit him.
What's up man?
You better fucking shoot, brah!
You better shoot bitch!
You better shoot that shit bitch!
I'm going home, bro. I'm going home dude. I don't know about you-
AHHHHHHHHH!
I'm going home! I'm going home!
I'm going home!
I didn't think- I thought I crossed the finish line bro, I thought I did.
One hit.
Mr. Two hit.
Ah, you sneaky-ah!
Another hit there!
Oh, you sneaky-ah!
Not a hit there.
Make a move, boys.
One of your boys is not here anymore.
All righty!
Now make those moves again.
That's your boy right there.
That's your boy.
I fuck out my shit, man.
I fuck out my shit.
Hack it up! Hack it up!
Go, go!
He thinks he knows.
But he doesn't.
The Dodgers the Dodgers bro holy shit
Oh my god. Oh wait, two rounds? Oh my god, two rounds?
Alright, if I gotta, if I gotta...
That's fine dude, if I gotta do it, I gotta do it.
Well he was already, uh,
injured I see.
I think I have like one bullet left this is your moment boys make the run oh you failed
Yeah, I know. I know. You gotta be fast, boys. You gotta be fast. This is like one of those
carnival games, you know? You have me fast with it.
Beep-a-boo-bop-eep-a-boo-bop-eep-a-boo-beep-a-boo-beep-a-boo. Yeah, this guy's just
Holding these hard scoping Matt. He's hard scoping
Okay, okay, are you dead?
AHHHHH!
Yo, headshots are one-taps!
Dude, headshots are one-taps!
Alright, that's not happening again.
Of course they are!
Brother, watch the ship, man!
Watching ship, man!
You got this, bro. You got this, man. Just one of us. Take one of us out. It's the name
of the game.
All three of us survived.
No scope so it doesn't show the laser?
Yeah, you should try that.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
BAM!
BUDDY, you gotta make a shaft rail.
You gotta do it, man.
The Dodges.
Oh!
Yeah, what the hell even was that that I was how did he get that shot?
One now right there who won the who won the overall block
Stable footing, push, um, how the hell is this one again?
Tiles are randomly shuffled.
Oh yeah, this is the squid game one.
Yeah, the pushing is so strong in this one, it's crazy.
It's all about the pushes.
Oh, shit!
All right.
I thought I failed.
Oh!
See?
What the hell?
Did he get pushed?
Yeah, this is my column.
Fuck off, man.
You come here, you will be pushed.
All right?
I'm warning you now.
You come here, you're going to get fuckin' pushed.
OK?
You know what I mean, you come to this territory, you're gonna get pushed.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that was like the opposite of physics.
Two movable forces.
No, no, brah. No, no, brah!
I was angled horribly.
Okay, okay.
Wow, that's so risky.
They both...
Oh my god, and survived.
That's crazy.
Wait, what?
Where'd he go?
I literally blinked and he disappeared.
Where did he go?
Where'd he go? I literally blinked and he disappeared
Wait, did he fall down the hole?
Oh my god, what the hell is this?
this. Uh oh. You better hope you have the correct- oh he's dead. Oh no, yeah. Damn. No more left.
You know when I said I wanted a more mature fall guys, this is kind of what I envisioned.
without it being four players only.
Although this guy adds like way more minigames.
No, fuck off!
Fuck off!
All right, I'm that one that one I didn't do very well on that one
Oh this one oh shoot oh shit okay okay okay this one's crazy
Crazy.
Bose.
Dinner is served.
Oh fuck.
I fucking hate this dinner.
And...
Oh fuck!
Oh no!
Oh fuck!
Oh the disease!
Oh and I mean...
Oh fuck!
Wait, if he sees you picking up the food, does he kill you too, or is it just if you
you put it in your mouth any movement oh any movement
all right i'm good
Oh shit, man, okay, dude, I definitely move bro. Okay. Now we can just chill. Oh
Long day, bro
Delicious
Alright, we got the little intermission here.
Okay, we got another intermission.
both of us menu coded
or ending coded
I don't know whose house this is
Hello bro, preset is... what the...
Can we go in the house? Can you actually make it into the house?
I don't think you can
Maybe there's points involved.
Tunnel hazard, move, push.
Oh, yeah, I forgot about this!
Oh my god.
Y'all, leave me!
Alright, relax, relax, relax, relax, we're all alive.
That's what matters, okay?
It's not like there's only three green ones.
We're good.
Alright guys, chill chill. We can all work together. We don't need to push.
Oh fuck! There's only one! There's only three!
Oh fuck! This is messed up man! This is messed up!
What the fuck?! Are you kidding?! Are you kidding?! Are you kidding?!
Oh, yeah, there's a bunch.
Dude, what the hell happened?
Oh my god, that was disgusting.
Okay, okay, okay, chill, chill!
Don't push, don't push!
I'm going here, I'm going here.
These are just the pillar rounds.
None of these matter.
It's about to matter though.
I'm staying right here, you guys can push each other.
Thank you, I appreciate this, thank you.
Oh my god.
Oh my god dude.
I
Once I guess
Sorry about that guys.
Yo get shit on by the way bro.
Get fucking tight it asshole.
Alright let's sit here.
I have never initially found this syringe.
I've sort of got. Never.
I've also played this game like twice.
Oh god!
Alright, that was fast.
You know what? Now I know what the killer sees. Alright bruh?
Now I see.
Brother, do things you can juke me man.
You think I can juke this shit mother?
there it is there it is all right that was it that was it
oh shit okay okay yo fuck this one man this one's weird
Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Wait, is it left click, right click?
Oh my god.
are you fucking kidding bro
Oh my god, I see the rhythm.
Okay.
I see the rhythm now.
Okay, here we go, here we go.
of
Y'all literally and that was like same not get whatever while we all finish okay
Pick up throw junk too much junk you die. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Yeah, the events in 10 minutes
Yeah, that's a lot of FPS right there. Does anyone want a piece?
You know, what if you actually, what if FPS you actually had just like a thousand of
and then you could like, if you had excess, you could like give it to people.
So it's like you have a thousand in all games.
It doesn't matter what game, it's more just like a quantum quantity-
Oh!
Ow, fuck off, bro!
Oh shit, I won!
There it is.
I'm all mad now now stop not me I don't want your trash I don't want your trash
guys thank you boys I'm running away with this mini game I'm literally running
away. 2-0? Are you kidding me? 2-0?
OH THE HELL DOYAS RUBBER!
Get these fucking trash meatballs out.
And then there was one.
damn where we headed where we headed throw device oh this one I think this is the hot
potato
I bought oh shit
I didn't know you could do this.
Where am I?
I don't know.
I
Know your mother
Get running on the bridge!
Survival is unlikely
ee-e-e-e-e-i-e-e-e-e
All you have you want and hot potato motherfucka
Oh my god, where'd he come from?
Oh shi-
Oh my god dude, he's got the kite pattern down bro.
Oh shit he launched it, he launched it!
Uh oh.
Dude that thing's fucking nasty bro, the spine cracker.
Wow
Please you little see me. I am pillow. I pillow
oh my god dude holy shit
Are you fucking kidding right now there's proximity piece of shit?
Yeah, you have to toss it.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
It's alright, I didn't leave him.
It didn't leave him.
That thing, that thing is the newest target.
Nah.
You didn't want to eat that, there. You didn't want to eat that, the guy.
Yeah, we gotta hurry up this event is in one minute.
Come on bro, I gotta switch.
What is it?
Is it Twitch.tv slash THQ Nordic?
I don't know if that's even it.
Oh yeah, this one.
Oh my god, oh my god, whoa, whoa, whoa, no, wow, everyone's alive.
Oh my god
all right let's see let's see oh wait oh it's the pre-show and then it's live in
and 30 minutes? Oh, I see.
What's up, bro? What's up, bro?
I'm not scared. I'm not scared, man. I'm not scared.
one with the blade one with the blade you actually play all the minigames wow I see
how the arcade mode is not bad I think it's like 10 minigames
I
What do we add here what do we add here?
Wow, we all survived at the end.
What the fuck?
Yeah, we all survived?
Oh, I see.
Oh my God.
Why are you giving-
Ah!
Oh wow, we're all at one, you fucks.
Wow.
Okay!
Oh ho ho ho!
Oh ho ho!
Yo, get the fuck off my shit, dude.
Get the fuck out of my yard!
AAAAAAAAGH!
Now what even is this?
Wow.
Okay.
Oh, 16 seconds.
You have to drop it down.
No way you're both going to survive with one.
Oh my God.
Oh, there's only one box left.
If I watch this stream, do I become a dumbass one day?
No, you already are because you have that marathon logo, so you're already distinguished as one drum.
Don't worry, you already were.
There it is, the winner!
Too easy man, too easy.
Ah, meh, meh, meh.
Too easy, too easy.
Oh my god.
That was the fastest round.
Ah, let's see what we have here.
Are you serious bro I got to do a 50 point turn!
Yeah, it's the free show, it's the free show.
Yeah, it's it was the pre-show at 2.30.
All right, this is the final.
Who's gonna win?
All right, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Wait, I forgot how this works.
I remember.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh.
Come on man, come on!
If you don't work that fast bro, they're gonna kill you bro, that's how it is.
Yeah, you gotta piss in your seat, dude.
You can't get up for eight hours.
I was on a fuckin' rhythm there.
Alright.
Oh, I thought I messed that one up.
Oh, I did.
Oh man!
Yeah I failed that one.
Wait we tied!
What happens when you tie-
Okay.
We both die.
There it is, boys.
There it is.
Let me see what the arcade mode is like.
Oh, yeah, some Rackfest news, maybe.
I actually cannot leave yet to watch this whole thing.
It's so cool exit.
All right, let's see.
Join?
Wait, whoops, fuck. Hold on. You don't have permission? What?
Oh, you can't, you can host an arcade? You can't host?
Yeah, Xbro. Man, no one plays this shit bad. You're telling me there's not one motherfucker hosting some
shit. There's not one guy. Wow. Okay, brother. It's like a game. It's just as unfortunate
that no one plays it. Hey, what's the link for the event chat?
There's 3,000 players in the game.
Yeah, but the join button should just throw you into lobbies now.
It should. It should, it should. Um, I might hit up, um, you have to have a room code?
Are you sure about that?
I got 18 minutes.
I could stall.
Yeah, 430, I got to put my business suit on.
I could stall.
I could continue restory.
I could repair some stuff for 18 minutes while we wait for the event.
Let's do it. Let's fix some stuff.
Don't stall, you're already a bro. True.
Streamer now, I'm stalling. I'm a staller.
Professional staller, anything you need.
Do you need to stall somebody? I'm here for you.
Let me see, let me see.
Special events.
I guess we're going to go under special events.
This feels like a special event.
by a Naughty PMP license
yeah what am I doing in this game right now orders oh there's a shit ton except all the
orders here. Orders in progress. Who's this? Sell price?
Is this just somebody's random shit he just dropped off? Maybe this is just for
cleaning.
It's usually something that I think there's an email usually attached.
Yeah man, it's just a cleaning job.
I feel like the best upgrade, because they give you so many cleaning filler jobs, you
want to get whatever cleans and screws and unscrews the fastest, so you can get these
done fast and get paid fast.
Because this is the filler in the game to just make you some money while you wait to
actually fix things
Is it finished?
Was it a perfect? Oh, yeah, this one is literally just this really should have good news the championship ended in kiboshka
And the results are I came first you want to leave a phone around with you
Do you think it would end did honestly fuck the law in this game? No one cares
It's all about repairing shit
I might actually keep the parts for this and not sell that last day. Oh
That's what that was for
True okay wait, I'm gonna actually break this one apart
Let me actually dismantle this and keep all the parts and fix her shit
Hopefully this wasn't somebody's that they brought here just to clean because now it is somebody else's
All right, so now we can put this electronic those are good. I
Think that means they need to be clean that little thing
Something's not oh shit this too
Let's get it be cool if there would be there's like a way to actually fix the plastic.
There should be a way to repair the crack.
This may be eventually you can.
Wait.
Yes, the plastic welding.
I did not mean to do this. Hold on.
I'll put this back here.
Alright, this one's ready.
Last day.
Cell Price 8000?
Oh yeah, I think I need to get parts for this.
next time. Yes, this one was... I'll just leave those in there.
Oh, we got money. Okay, Bacchetsu. I just got the license for this, and I need to figure
out how to actually fix this. Oh, this is just a cleaning job anyways. Sky Hill. Shit
taste. Come on man, that game sucks ass. Every actual PNP fam knows that that game is not worth.
You know what, maybe that's all that needed to be cleaned before I take this all apart.
hold on hold on hold on what if this is the end there's a chance oh but no is
there one screw that holds this in is this shit internally fucking locked
wow
Or never mind. There are two screws that I missed.
I think this is good to go. I don't need to break it apart any further.
It's like a metal brace.
And then...
Something's not right.
God damn it!
How dirty is this shit?
This is why you don't take shortcuts.
This was more a gamba on the shortcut.
Okay, this is a gamba on the shortcut.
Wait the screws were in?
Was it the screws?
Oh wait, I didn't fasten the screws.
Oh.
Are you sure?
Okay.
No.
Dude.
Wait.
You might be right.
Or I'm just tripping and I just re-did this.
Hold on!
Am I tripping?
Okay.
I'm not reading chat ever again.
I'm done.
I'm done reading your guys' shit.
I'm done.
I'm done. I'm done reading your guys' shit. I'm done.
You know, I'm not gonna lie, in this game sometimes, maybe I'm just, I have bad vision.
sometimes the screws look like they're in but they're out it's just like the
visual look in the game or yeah they're clearly missing but sometimes they
look like they're in
what am I missing here like these are out but sometimes on some angles they
look in. I can't take the screen off. Oh, I was missing that one. Yeah, there was one in there.
What the fuck? Where? What am I? Oh my god. God damn it. How did this guy's fucking ramen get in here?
I'm right into the chip.
Alright, now this is clean.
God damn.
I guess the good thing is now I kind of know how to assemble this back together.
I actually think this is the wrong piece.
They're blind you're kidding
Wow, I don't want to talk to you.
Wow.
I know I'm talking about it.
Where the hell does this fit?
I know I can look at that, but I also, it's more fun trying to move shit around until you find out.
Oh, it was that metal brace.
Okay, and then there's another metal brace, screen, battery should go in now, or not.
Okay bro.
Alright Walt now, we know.
28,000 for this pack the order. Yes, you got another one here. Oh, I see my brother.
How many as much as usual. And by the way, have you checked your ratings? I love your
review. If you don't have the foreign, I mean, like I usually saw it. So good that we have
Can you match that?
I'm just adding up, up, up, up, up, up.
That's great.
20, yeah, how much is 28,000 yen?
How much is 28,000 yen?
In USD.
I probably need to buy one of these broken ones
because I have so many.
So just to preemptively do this, I'm gonna buy these.
And then 41,000.
Okay, yeah, I have so much shit here.
Oh, this is saying I have a license.
True.
Yumi Clean.
Okay, I just have to clean this one.
Yeah, these are like the filler ones that just quickly clean up for fast money.
I can maybe stop accepting these.
I'm mainly doing the ones that give like 30k yen.
How much money is 28,000 yen?
How much should I just give her? Or how much did she pay me to fix that? Or clean it? All I did was clean it.
All right, all these pieces are good.
This clearly needs to be
cleaned. Oh, it's $17.
$17 to clean your...
Has anyone ever done this before?
Has anyone ever used a service like this for their electronics?
To this type of deep cleaning, has anyone ever done this?
No, I do it myself.
I feel like this is very uncommon.
Most people don't do this.
majority of people don't do this. This level of deep cleaning for an electronic.
Everybody does it.
I don't know, bro. I also do soldering myself. Yeah, you're in an even further minority of people.
I'll leave this box here the owners gonna come and pick it up don't even touch it it's a very fragile robot dog
But even I wasn't able to fix probably your navel was sorted out
Okay
License required brick game
Oh wait, hold on, let me shift this one.
Alright, there's another PSP here.
I have the event is in three minutes.
Let's jump into this.
Let's see what this studio has.
Alright, let's see, let's see.
Oh finally guys I game about you
I'll jump here for a while and you don't mind. I'm sure you'll need a friend.
Why not come along?
Say what you don't want me to do!
I'm gonna come in and I'm gonna fucking date you!
You know nothing about this!
Gothic Classic on the App Store?
That's crazy. If I ever saw someone playing Gothic on the phone, that's so rare.
That's actually impressive. That'd be impressive.
Now, I would be impressed.
You will play H.O.M.M.3 on the phone? Oh my god.
At that point, you just absolutely love the game.
I
See
And we are not slowing down
Oh my god, a wreckfest.
Oh yo, that game was actually awesome.
This game was so good.
It's your favorite game and explore.
For your second.
Look at that.
I'm gonna beat you less.
Yeah, Fate Keeper.
All of this and more, starting right now.
I hope they build out Fate Keeper heavily.
Well, you pick the action
Race tracks to scrap yards are these guys like super finish or something way points to suicide races
Marker Lee Marker Lee career Tommy hunky ones
Break hard with the funny ones
Or just crap it all the shiny ones
Oh, Beautiful.
Oh shit, the customization?
These rugs.
Your rules.
Your chaos.
Breakfast time.
Oh shit.
Join Early Access now.
I'm still waiting for 1.0, but this still could be the best racing game on PC when at 1.0s.
For real.
It's gonna be a glorious day when that 1.0s.
Way of the Hunter?
Or Call of the Wild?
I think it's Way of the Hunter.
I
This looks pretty good, but I swear, I think Call of the Hunter is still probably, or
whatever the, that one.
Way of the Hunter 2.
Call of the Hunter was just like insane looking.
Their map was crazy.
But that looked pretty solid.
Europa?
Welcome, welcome! Tonics, Elixirs, and a few things to go for.
Another brick in your legacy.
Good. Now faves will have to work for me.
In this town, desire and manipulation often share a bed.
You're now a proud citizen.
Flourishing markets rising warlords. Progress is in motion.
If you're starting this, be sure you can finish it.
I pronounce you husband and wife.
Not bad. You've got taste to this.
You've got the wrong person.
You've made the right call. I'll prove it.
Master of all skills
I won't play your robot expectation
I've never really played one of these they seem like they're very intertwined and like
the specifics of the city
The guild Europa all the guild
What is that way? What is this?
Panzer!
Wow.
I don't know, man.
That looks tight.
Tank, gamer.
Yeah.
The path will continue as long as I can walk it.
What is this?
My judgment has come to a long degree.
To kill the women. The children. Just in front of me.
Yeah, I would say THQ Nordic's like a double A studio, but they have some, like, high double A games, like re-animal, and Darksiders.
Hit them harder than they hit us.
You don't know anything about honor.
We should have killed you like the barbarians you are.
My lord demands utmost loyalty.
I might show on that one personally, it looks kinda cool, but yeah.
Greetings heroes.
Last time we had the start of our Early Access campaign right here at the THQ Nordic Showcase.
Oh nice.
This year we are back with some significant updates as we reach the next stage in our
journey. Many of our players have been eagerly expecting the spirit mastery and the summoner
gameplay that this mastery offers. Here we have a level 20 spirit focused summoner. The overall idea
with our build here is that our summons will do the majority of the damage while we support them
with some spellcasting. Our greater summon, Athenacross, will be dealing the bulk of our damage.
Other than its high vitality damage from regular attacks, we have set it up to cast Arcane Blast,
which sends out three projectiles that deal damage in an area on impact.
We have also picked modifiers to increase its damage greatly, but at the cost of its health,
we'll need to compensate for that with healing. To heal our summons, we can make use of the
Deathwood Beam. Normally a damage ability after a target is modified to heal allies targeted.
Of course, you could also use this on other allies such as your friends and co-op.
In Titan Quest 2, you typically have some dedicated empowering skills for your summons,
The Deathward Beam can be modified to do this itself.
For more damage, we also have our lesser summons, the Avalon Guards.
They are powerful but lose health over time.
We've modified this aspect to slow down the self-loss.
Healing them with Deathward Beam will empower and heal them, increasing their life span substantially.
Quite importantly, both our summon types can apply the Doom effect,
a powerful way to deliver vitality damage once high-stack counts are reached.
Extended combat makes your summons quite deadly indeed.
We can even more deadly by adding Soul Vortex, this is a powerful vitality damage spell that also pulls non-boss enemies towards it's center.
With the weakened modifier it can also reduce enemy resistance values over time, and we have also modified it to increase the damage of our summons inside the vortex.
Combining all of these into a loop of summoning Edelung guards on the regular, followed by pinning enemies in a place with Soul Vortex and then healing the Edelung guards with Death with Beam makes for a rather powerful combo.
Ideally, you can line up the beam with the Athena Cross as well, but positioning needs
to be ideal for this.
Several other playstyles will be available, especially once you combine what Spirit offers
with the other masteries.
But even within it, there's plenty to explore, such as health sacrifice, executions and plenty
of life stealing and debuffs.
Another feature many have been eager for is crafting.
Our first iteration includes salvaging of items and basic item manipulation for an escalating
cost of gold and crafting materials. Each salvaged item will offer you basic materials
as well as one linked with rarity. You can salvage items in groups or use the hammer
to salvage individual items from your inventory. Once you find an item mostly to your liking,
you will be able to add in a fix in case your base item has fewer than the maximum possible.
This game is way slower than the OE.
Specific types of items can't roll every affix. Sometimes you will have items where
the values of your affixes could be better. You will now be able to reforge one affix
per item. It might take a whole bunch of attempts to get to where you want to be. This can get
quite costly. There's also the scenario where your item has the maximum number of affixes,
but one of them is no good for your build. You can replace that affix to find one more
to your benefit. Things are a little different when it comes to epic items though. If you
like, you can give them a one off level up, enabling you to make use of them for a little
longer before you would need to farm for another one at a higher level. You will be unable
to change the nature of these items though. The Spirit and Crafting update is available
as part of the Titan Quest 2 Early Access right now. We are looking forward to your
feedback about the new gameplay and we will be working hard on the remainder of our Early
Access roadmap. There is a campaign to finish and we will be polishing the entirety of the
game for our 1.0 release.
It was like, it was like, it was decently fun to play.
It'll be interesting when it comes out to see, but I think it was, the theme is cool
on Titan Quest.
Remember the spell effects for Nights?
Are you alive?
Yes, John.
Yes, we are.
What is this?
Wait, what? Ha, okay.
Oh, yeah, that's a- wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, yeah, this game. This was a- this was a cool game.
I forgot I played this. I don't know if it was the demo I played. I think it was.
Yeah, it wasn't out, right? Yeah, this game has such good art.
Where I look.
What would I draw if I could still see color?
Perhaps a house, overgrown with green ivy.
A place we never lived.
Night time streets golden in the night and white as I didn't remember knew.
Yeah, like, the detail and everything is insane.
Has like that...
Cuphead look?
Or you can tell everything is like hand drawn heavily, but you know, completely different
theme.
What would I draw if I still believed drawings come to life?
That's not my cursor.
I don't know if the demo is still available.
They sponsor me to play the demo.
But that was a while ago.
Oh, you can still play it?
I feel like this game has the potential of like winning something, award related.
This one has that look like I could see this, it's so, it has like such a fine indie take
to it.
This is definitely a game that looks like it'll be some type of either nomination or win something at the end of the year
Yeah, it's like Ori level
Remastered? Oh my god. What does it look like before?
Sometimes I wish I could remaster myself.
Yeah, isn't there like a multiplayer saw game coming out?
Oh, yeah.
So here we are again.
The PH Nordic Shortcase was always a perfect opportunity to get to the latest news around
the Duffy Arena.
This year it's different because two months ago we finally shipped the game.
We want to use this opportunity to say thank you to all of you and especially those who
been part of this journey for a very long time and always supporting us.
Thanks for everything, for giving us feedback, putting out reactions, for telling us your thoughts,
and all of the important creations you put in.
I put a little bit of it, it was definitely different.
It's very valuable, because we are here for the long run.
It's amazing to see how immersed you become in our version of the 90 Column.
Thank you man, I did.
What you need to discuss and discover every little detail of the world and the characters has been incredibly amazing.
And that's what we hoped the game would inspire.
So thank you guys, thanks for playing.
It's fantastic to see you playing Gothic and discovering all the hidden secrets we add.
We are following closely also the balancing and the progression of the game to fit perfect to the Gothic players.
Thanks for playing and welcome back to the Colony.
So, through the visual design of the world, but also through my music and sound effects,
we were really striving to make the company feel like a real place.
And now to watch you who get really immersed and actually feel something in this world
is the best experience.
And talking about watching you, yes, we are watching your live streams, we're watching
your videos, we're reading the comments, the messages, the reports.
So thank you very much, especially thank you for going on this journey with us and for
keeping this wonderful world of Gothic alive. We are here for the long run. This
means that every piece of feedback will be considered and be very important for
the future. So over the next couple of months, we plan to continue to update the
Gothic one-way. First, in four months, there will be bug fixes and further
polishing updates. We're going to analyze what's important to be fixed and improved.
but we not only have these out, we also have new features planned for example
photo mode, the Mardi mode, some new modes that will feature alternative
progression mechanics and some mod support. We look forward what you're gonna
build with it and we'll continue to be updating it with more possibilities for more and at one
point we're gonna announce our new game which will probably be next year at this showcase.
Wait, they're new game. Whoa. Thanks for following us. Thanks. An actual new gothic
Maybe in the valley of mines may be no ski with
Actual new gothic
Gothic to remake
Okay Marvin mode
not even the gods know what fate has in store for us this damn barrier lets you win but
you'll never get out of here with his final furious scream the sleeper has set into movement
the armies of darkness, even the dragons.
It's kind of- how many gothics in total does it make? Three?
God damn.
Oh wow.
Yeah, never really fully was, ever really played the Gothic games.
Obviously, I played the remake, but when the first three came out.
And a board game?
A movie is coming.
Oh my god, re-animal?
It's not over?
Oh, shit.
It's not over.
We're going back.
the prisoner oh shit okay okay this year available now whoa whoa whoa I would
totally play this I would that's crazy dude that game was so good the quality of
that game was like it absolutely 10 out of 10
right now your ship and your dress that you are not like other foreigners I
I have seen. What would I draw if I still believed drawings come to life?
Wait, was that the end?
Do you copy?
Ben, is that really you? Are you alive?
that's crazy their countdown was longer than the presentation bus crazy brother
That's crazy Brutha.
Boys, I gotta cut off at 430, but I would actually play the re-animal DLC.
I would.
That shit's available now.
I don't know how long it is.
Um, I would.
I mean, it's nice that it was game after game, reanimal.
Oh, this game has a season pass,
so they already were coming up with this anyways.
I would totally play this right now.
DLC update patch.
That kinda scares me.
How big is this game?
31 gigs, by the way.
It's a 30 minute DLC for 10 bucks, really.
That's actually wow.
That's all good, guys.
There's gonna be three new chapters.
I don't think it's actually 30 minutes, Lies.
Hold on, let me get this game.
The cart.
Edie, sorry we're experiencing a high volume of purchases.
Buddy, who, what?
What are you talking about?
Who's buying anything on Steam right now?
Nothing came out.
I actually can't check out.
I don't think I've actually ever seen this before.
High volume of purchases and it doesn't let you check out.
Oh, silk song. True, but there's nothing silk song level out right now.
Yeah, I actually can't buy the DLC, weird.
You beat Silksong?
No, I did not.
I did not, man.
I did not.
THQ actually broke Steam, but they didn't really show anything that anybody would break
There's not like a hundred thousand people trying to check out right now or something kind of random. Maybe there's just having like a tech issue.
Reanimal. If you look at the reviews reanimal did it sell well. I thought the game was great. It has. It honestly doesn't have that many reviews.
I don't think the amount of people buying the DLC is crashing ship.
Oh, it just worked, actually. It just worked. Okay, 30% DLC tag settings, downloads. Boom.
All right, all right, yeah, re-enable was way better than a little Nightmare's 3, it's
because it's the original devs.
We're doing it.
We're headed there.
It's downloading it, it's downloading right now.
It is downloading right now, chill brother.
I don't know if I have the parts to repair this.
Nope, I need to buy an Nokia.
And I'm gonna buy the, I'm gonna buy the,
I'm gonna just buy two to break the part.
I gotta wait on this one.
Wow he gave me everything so fast what the hell dude?
I probably won't finish this by the time the download is done.
Oh yeah this is already done brother I uncapped the deal I'll be back at the job I got other
things to do. This game requires a controller to play that I remember.
All right, let's see what we have here. It's rare that I play a game's DLC,
but this game has very striking visuals.
There it is boys world premiere fresh off and bro they literally just develop this and
just quickly sent this to steam.
It is so fresh.
They can't get this is fresh out of the oven.
It can't even get any fresher than this.
Nah, night. Nah, night.
Nah, night.
DLC. Oh, there's three DLCs coming out. The prisoner.
downloadable content
chat what am i missing here with fuck i have the dlc you don't load into the dlc
oh let's see what we have here i'm not going to beat this today unless it's an hour long
I gotta I gotta go change into my suit in 58 minutes
Looks like he said on
You'll please.
I'll live.
Oh!
Okay, hold on.
Oh, you're jumping.
Wait, we are in here too.
Yeah, get a parachute.
Oh, I'm playing, I'm playing the one on the right.
Wow, looks like we're going!
I don't get a parachute!
Are you coming with me?
We're taking those guys
Okay
We're going to enter the war zone and we can get on that rooftop.
Oh no, we missed it.
Uh-oh.
Oh my god.
The previous game was kind of like, it was kind of hard to tell what was going on.
It was kind of like you got to read up on what the hell just happened.
there is it was also a similar war scene as well
am I going in there the horse went that way all right let's go I think we're
going this way
Wait, yes, I am going this way.
Okay.
Oh!
I don't know what our destination is, but we're going.
Okay, someone's got some artillery over here.
I'm going, I'm going.
Okay, we're gonna head over here.
This looks right.
Triangle.
I did play this.
This is the DLC that just came out right now.
This is fresh, brand new.
I think we can go under this.
Nice.
Oh, he went, okay, chill, dude, you trying to get us killed?
Is that the prisoner?
Oh
They actually made a game about the emote. Oh wait, I think I'm supposed to actually go on top
Or not go through
All right, this building looks like anchor
We're in
nice abandoned mall okay are these the main characters in the original game I
don't remember what they look like these the same two characters I swear
They're different maybe every DLC is like a mini story following different characters
Maybe that's what they're going for that'd be sick if it was more like an anthology
We have here mannequin head
a mannequin head is moving I pick this up I don't think they like that we're
kicking that
it looks like I can maybe pick that up but I don't think so
Yeah, I don't think I can hold on
We went into wait, there's a key. Oh my god
Come over
Okay, we somehow need to get this key how I don't know maybe we can like throw this at
Shit man, I don't know if I'm fucking up a key bind or what I
Swear we can pick this up
R1 L2. Nope L2's crouch
Square X circle
triangle
Okay, I'm going to leave and come back.
I could be just bad or wronged.
Maybe we come back for the key.
A shoe.
Wait, I can slide?
Oh yeah, I can slide.
Nice.
Why is that cut out perfectly our size?
They knew we were gonna be here.
Uh-oh.
Yo, I don't think he wants a picture taken.
I don't think this is what he wants.
Why?
Maybe he has a key or we're going to go in right.
that. Eww. Alright, now we know that's a port. I swear this is going to make me rebuild
mannequin or something all right let's go this way where this this lead us
red bot red bulb
oh there's like another camera up there we use this
Help me bro. Let me up here
Okay
We got a Polaroid
Say cheese
There it is come with me come with me I think we're good now
Okay, so that just opens the port every time.
Nice.
I think that's all we needed.
Let's go.
We got a tunnel opener now.
Ew!
Okay. There must be another one somewhere that we can access. Uh oh. For somehow we still
need to get the key. Oh this works. What the hell is that?
Whoa another shoe.
Somehow we gotta get that. I don't know how.
Okay, I don't think this is gonna do anything, but what if I take a picture of this mannequin?
There it is, boys.
Bro, we can totally grab this.
Oh, there it is.
This unlocks that door
We're in
Let's do it
Oh my god.
Go, go, go!
Which way?
Wait!
How do we do this?
We're gonna die, I'm panicking.
Can I move this?
Oh my god, is this movable?
We're dead.
I swear that did not look movable
Hey
That guy's crazy
He must be the prisoner
All right, here we go
I had just slept okay, he just ran into the fire
Now watch out where are you running dude watch out
You get close to those they blow up wait who's that over there?
If we get a fire extinguisher we fight him
All right, here we go.
It's fire spread to the perfect spots where I can find ways through.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
I probably have to go here to turn it on.
Ah!
Are you kidding me right now?
Are you serious?
Respawn Dev?
Wow.
I don't think this is right.
I think I got to go back or something to go forward
Yep
Wait, I wonder if I have him stay there unless he's doing it right now
Oh
All the way. I think I need him. Can I move this over or something to balance it? Or maybe
Maybe he can now jump, there we go.
This way.
Oh, this leads back down where we were, and now we can go through, maybe, or through the
other side this way.
Or this right here?
I thought we already went up the ladder.
We came down this ladder?
Wasn't this already the ladder I went up?
No, we already went up this.
Which ladder?
Am I missing a ladder?
What the?
I swear there is a door.
Bro, the AI just fell off and died.
There's nothing here, right?
It was, I'm controlling the person with the camera.
Only other thing I can think of is, I literally just go back out the door, but that's odd.
Oh, it set off the sprinklers everywhere, yes.
That makes sense.
oh shit
yo yeah we can't pass through that that's death
maybe we can go in the tank does this work
No.
Huh.
I feel like it is around here, but I don't see it.
I don't see it.
Oh wait, is there a door right there?
No, that door didn't work.
I'm a little lost.
I could try going forward, but that looks like death.
I can't go in the tank.
Let me just see, can I do anything here?
Maybe, unless we can push the turret together, but you can't.
It looks like you're supposed to push the turret.
And it- oh my god, it is.
Oh my god.
Come on, man.
That is what it looked like.
There's a little dot.
Good shit.
And that's how you get to the other side although this looks like
There we go. Oh, yeah, he's down there
I know, UI Dev cooked.
Insane.
Oh shit, that horse from earlier.
What is he eating?
All good.
It's okay, we're still alive.
Locked.
Sounds like they got electricity though.
Oh my god!
Now he's burning the place!
Hurry!
Oh my god.
No, dude!
Oh my god!
No dude!
Down the stairs!
Alright, the good news is he's sl-
No.
No, help, help!
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up!
Oh
Are you kidding
Oh my god
Run run
No, no.
Yeah!
The bridge! The bridge! The oven!
We made it. We made it.
Ah! Ah! The fans!
What the heck did he jump down here?
Oh there it is.
No, no, no, no, no, no, go, go, go, go!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, go, go, go!
Saved, he's done.
Or not.
Oh my god.
what's the plan here oh I see where there's a gun
oh man I'm alive
What now?
I don't see any of- where- where's the gun?
There must be something else we can do!
Oh, no. Oh, no.
I don't have it anymore. Maybe I've failed.
I'm just going to keep throwing bricks at him.
What if he has it in his hand?
Alright, you know what?
Where is for the reset?
Yeah, I think maybe he needs to...
Yeah, I think maybe he needs the...
He needs to bait, and then maybe I try to shoot his tank.
Oh my god.
Very good.
Oh, wait, was that a nade?
Ow.
It was.
I don't know if that makes sense, let's see.
It does.
Let's move.
We're going.
Wait!
Hmm?
It's a landmine in a suitcase.
Fire. Yeah, I think we're kind of sick of the fire. We almost just got burned to death.
This one looks good. And apparently this book sticks out like a sore thumb. Which did...
Hmm, nothing.
I swear there's a puzzle right here.
It tells you which books during the fire.
I don't know.
Oh, here we are. That's what I was wondering if you can call the companion over.
It shows how many are there. There's one, two, three, four, five, six.
What the hell is this?
Wait no, there's five. No, there's six.
Yeah, there's six.
Oh, some of them are false.
Wow.
Come on, brother.
there it is. Oh, did you bring a match? So dark in here.
Someone's playing music.
Oh!
That's dangerous.
You ready to jump?
What is that shiny red button?
I'm gonna press- Oh, it's a landmine! Don't press it, it's a landmine!
Whoa.
It was the radio and a fresh cup of hot coffee
Oh my God!
What the hell?
Yeah, there's no way she died.
Alright.
The deal with the soldier helmet lived.
The horses?
Wait, she lived?
Okay.
Maybe the horse is the prisoner.
We're here boy, we can help you!
Even though you're like a weird biological weapon, we can help!
Oh, we're... wait, we're descending.
Uh-oh.
Oh, we're descending.
Oh dear.
We're going down.
Oh dear.
We're going down the subway.
Why are there random landmines suitcases everywhere?
What's this?
Oh.
I see, I see.
This kind of looks like a way in.
Is it?
Are they here?
Let's move.
here. Okay, that totally looks like something or someone with an axe in their back.
Oh shit, I can't worry quip now.
He gets it, I don't get it.
Right here.
Okay, I'm not sure what this is going to help us with, but we're now armed and dangerous.
Let me see if I can break this, and then maybe we can go up the stairs, or we're going all
the way back. Yeah, I think we're headed back. Maybe, maybe. It's either that or I have to
to find something in the train cart.
Wait a minute.
Oh dear.
There's a lot of back and forth right now.
This is a very long,
I don't know.
I should have probably checked the full other side.
Or we're actually headed through here.
Nope.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope,
Okay, let's sit here again.
Isn't there another entrance to the train, like right here?
Right here. Maybe the axe opens it? Oh.
Let's just let's just go back to the same spot.
Oh, that was literally just another way in.
Really?
Wait.
wait dude I'm missing some there's got to be something in the train I have to do
that I'm missing it's now it has to be something in the train I'm missing
Oh my god, oh my god
Bro, I thought this was a vending machine use and adjust and jump between switches
Wait, but what is this?
I think I gotta go look for what to set this to.
Yeah.
Was there another one here or are they all the signs the same?
Wait, what was this?
Does that actually tell- I think that may have actually told me what it is, zero E.
Brah.
They all say one.
What?
How is that not it?
Brother, how is that not it?
Can I interact with this?
Wait, was there a letter on the ground?
I already used all the letters though.
It's a D.
must have triggered it. Wow, you're supposed to lock it in and then let go. So you technically
can't, you don't know if it brute forces it or not. I mean, I guess you could have tried
Every letter in my go.
All right, nice.
We're in.
Oh, there's a bunch of shit here.
We're leaving.
We're escaping.
We made it.
We're getting out of here.
Still calling.
It's amazing.
When I come...
Oh my.
Looks like we're going.
Yeah, these devs do atmosphere so well. It's almost like they have set pieces, but they play with them really well.
Oh
Push man
Uh-oh.
Go, go, go.
Right here, right here.
Uh-oh.
They're here, they're here!
Uh-oh!
Bro, wait!
He's dead, he's dead!
Let's go.
Saved.
Insane teammate.
Double break.
Insane teammate. Double break?
Oh my god we're alive.
That wasn't that bad.
Could have been worse.
Yeah, don't tell me we're at the same station.
Oh, we can go up here now.
Alright, that wasn't a long underground segment.
Very good.
Oh my!
Okay, one at a time here, dude.
Oh, it's sturdy.
didn't even bend from weight.
Who the hell is this?
Oh, we're doing this right now.
We're doing this.
We're not scared.
What's up, dude?
Come at us!
Great easy!
Yo attack!
Dude!
We're so dead.
One more, one more!
Easy.
Okay, we can go through the window.
What is this?
This guy's here.
How do we have to get in... wait.
What did that do?
A nice computer, man!
Is that symbol right there?
Have to like pass something through this or something?
Maybe I come back here.
Let me just switch this over.
And then head back.
Maybe there's something on the other side, or I'm just wrong.
Wait, there- oh wait, there is a prompt on him.
Ah.
Aki.
Aki?
Aki too?
Very nice, very nice.
Made it through and now we got some surveillance.
Yeah, I'm gonna chill here on this game for now.
I'll probably finish it tomorrow, but it's beautiful.
I gotta take a piss and then I'm jumping into,
I gotta put my suit on.
All right, so we're jumping into a little sponsor segment.
Give me one minute.
I gotta piss, hold up.
you
Ah boys!
We're jumping in to another wound, baby.
We're jumping into a little game here that...
We all know of.
A game that...
We have all played before most likely and if not can be accessed or free via
Exclamation point Marvel rivals people. Let's go. Let's go
season 9.5
Holy moly
Let's see buddy buddy buddy
Let's see, let's see
Okay, okay
All right, they added I
Mean I haven't played this in a while, so I'll see what they've added specifically but
I know the main new character they added was um
The hood let's see what we have here. Um a little bit. I mean update. Oh no
Oh no, how big is this patch? What do you mean, bro? Did this just come out? How long does it take to patch?
Really?
That's crazy.
It's all good though. It's all good.
Yo, I downloaded it, man.
I thought it was built into it.
It's all good.
Let me see.
What is the trailer for the hood?
What do we have here?
The hood.
Oh, so he's just got two pistols.
Oh, okay, wait, hold on now.
I don't play at Disney, but was that a parry?
He turns into a turret?
Oh my god.
You're so yet to be gone!
Oh my god.
That's real power.
Oh my god.
I swear, didn't they add another character that had something like a very fast shooting weapon?
I swear there is another character that added recently that has a fast shooting weapon as well.
Oh, yeah, Jubilee came out as well and she's she she also I think she's also
So um...
Wait, she's a healer?
You know, I gotta say, her healing looks fun.
I would play her.
Yeah, I would play her.
This uh, both the hood just because you're having set the odd player
It looks satisfying to heal
Well, she's toxic
What is that she seems like you can just attack while healing at the same time
She has like a, okay, that's her ult, yeah, she's like a very offensive healer.
Okay, she has no escape or stun, so you just have to completely machine gun, hold machine
gun the whole time is the way all right, all right, um, oh wait, one sec,
Where is this? Oh
Hey Chad, what about now man?
All right, let's see
Okay. Wait. Okay, perfect. Let me see what else have they added.
DevVision Volume 3. We got 6 minutes. We got time on the Ete. What have they done? This
This is 4x9.5.
Hello everyone, Guangguang here.
It's great to see you all again.
This is the creative director.
Season 9 shook up the coronavirus.
The brand new team-up system fundamentally involved how our heroes synergized.
Inducting fresh is progressive energy into Marvel rivals.
We've been thrilled to watch the reworked Red Widow,
and a list of reputation across both quick match and competitive modes, and the reception
to our newest hero, Jubilee, has been incredible.
The community has truly uncovered her true potential, but as season 9.5 approaches, a
darker element is stepping out of the shadows.
What chaos will Parker Robbins, the hood, bring to the battlefield?
The hood is a vanguard, a dynamic gunner who works the razor's edge between mortal mobster
and demonic powerhouse.
First of all, the history tune between human and demon.
I'm gonna try to cue, I'm gonna play ranked, but try to cue this guy, if not jibbly.
With his twin pistols.
If not the war.
With his mystical cloak, he channels the chaotic energy of oblivion to many base protective
choose for his allies, while herding dark magic orbs that warp into barriers,
shaping the strength of incoming enemy fans, when whose demonic energy reaches
critical point, his inner demon police through entering half-demon state.
Wait, they actually added Devil Dinosaur?
Allowing him to unleash an absolute health storm of deep for his ultimate
Is it DPS?
Is it Tank?
I wonder if this game's meta is a lot more on synergies.
and Marvel games and Marvel publishing.
Has the game changed at all?
Can one person carry a lot?
Or is it very overwatch?
In the lore, the heroes recently locked the hood
in a temporary holding cell after he murdered Gambit.
From behind bars, he actually volunteered
to unlock the secrets of the tablet, of death and entropy,
an artifact capable of communicating directly
with the dead.
Moon Knight commuted with a tablet,
listening to the agonizing whispers of billions
of undead souls.
These lost voices testified to the cruelty of apocalypse,
accusing the mutant guard of orchestrating ties
and eclipses to systematically exterminate
entire wars and races.
While the heroes unraveled the web of recent murders
and confirmed that apocalypse himself
was struck down by the new welder of all Black, the Necro Sword.
This final revelation from the tablet changes everything.
Mark Specter now realizes the terrifying truth.
A true mastermind is hiding behind the curtain,
playing them all like pawns, one that he knows all too well.
The curtain drops on this cosmic conspiracy in season 9.5.
I also like the Dracula season, this is kind of the new villain.
Following our August 13th update, a brand new wave of ceiling seal spatial costumes and cosmetics will keep the storm.
Additionally, the Guardians of Mischief is getting a flare upgrade.
We are rolling out exclusive toggleable movement and ability animations for Lady Loki,
which you can customize directly in the costume menu.
Wait, they added the lady lowkey?
Coco and Lil's event returns for volume 2.
Storage optimization?
As the Marvel Rivals universe expands with every season, so does our fire size.
While this is the nature of a growing crew numbers, our tagwizards have been hard at
work for gene solutions.
In season 9.5, we are implementing a massive textual compression overhaul, without sacrificing
a single pixel of visual fidelity.
We are drastically shrinking the game's footprint on your hard drives.
PC players can expect a reduction of roughly 40 gigabytes.
For PS5 and Xbox versions, are expected to decrease by 15GB, because we are completely
repackaging these assets.
The initial season 9.5 update will be larger than usual, but the final install site will
be much lighter.
Zhiyong is busy in the lab, fine-tuning the meta, so keep your eyes peeled for our upcoming
balance adjustments. Until next time, Ignite a battle.
Oh no! Insane timing. Perfect timing. Great timing right there.
Alright, let's see. That was probably the update that took place because that was like a 50
update all right I'm not sure if I can jump right into ranked I don't know why
I wouldn't be able to though you'll get cooked bro I used to be okay yeah when
I when I was actually involved I'll show you what they have a record right can you
see what your ranks are throughout the seasons? Let me see, hold up, let me see. Also, let
me see if this game is actually all of the modes. All of the modes. I'll try, I'll try.
go to season start projected rank yeah I'm flattered
I
Love my claim now join a photo op
Wait hold on where do I see my profile statistics
Season
Where does it show your ring
Okay, yeah, don't even don't even speak to me brother
Don't even speak to me bros. Are you wait? How did I live? How did I only have 14 hours?
And Grant that's not right. I played this for so long
It's hero playtime I swear I played way more doom
Yeah, Grandmaster 3 brother Grandmaster 3 Grandmaster 2
Highest solo queue by the way solo queue don't talk to me. Don't talk
All right, don't fuck
Where do I see all the skins they added? Oh my god. What's the best way to see all
skins in one go?
Store? Yeah there's a lot of sections maybe there's like a...
Or go to every single hero. Oh, is this the dinosaur they added? You can actually play
a dinosaur tank. That's crazy. What is this? What is this? Oh.
Oh, I got an emote.
That's crazy, brother.
Pop and win, volume 1.
Oh, that's Lady Loki.
So you can you do this and you spend a hundred and you can get like a part
Who's that?
Postal homee ho
Okay, okay.
The summer.
All right.
The hottest skins.
Oh, this is magic skin?
That's a pretty sick skin.
That's a pretty sick magic skin.
That's nice.
Cyclops skin alright winter soldier that's a that's a cool that's a pretty cool
Oh, the soldier skin too. Why not?
I can't tell who this character is.
Bloodstone, also Bloodstone?
All these other ones, I think I've, I feel like I'm missing some.
These are the hot ones, so.
Yeah.
Did they add any new Venom skins? Probably not.
And then wait, where's the dinosaur?
Are there any Thor skins?
Go to the new tab and scroll down.
Okay, I saw, I've seen those.
Oh, some of these are, I haven't seen some of these.
Captain America?
Oh, okay.
There, devil.
So in our savior, oh that's what's your face.
Oh Elsa Bloodstone was the other one.
Okay, okay!
Oh, we just saw this one. I think I saw all the others too.
The dinosaur skin? That one is pretty sick. I would maybe get that. Whoops.
All these other ones I have seen.
Gambit? I haven't seen this gambit one.
That's a pretty cool gambit skin.
I don't- that doesn't even look like gambit.
Hawkeye, oh these ones, some of these.
I've basically seen all of these, Psylocke.
That's a cool SawLock skin.
What else?
Yeah, everything else I've basically seen.
Oh, the hood, of course.
Oh, Moon Knight's new skin.
Kinda looks like a Reaper's Mask.
Okay, okay, yo, we're just gonna check out the hood a little bit.
Oh, yeah, a Devil Dinosaur.
Yo, he's a tank?
That one he kind of looks like he'd make you rage if he killed you.
Yeah, I might play him. He might be the new tank. You actually go in and just
Despite the other characters? That's crazy.
Alright, let's do that.
Um, yeah, they added a lot more characters since I've played too.
Black Cat, I've never played.
Devil Dinosaur.
Who else?
Elsa Bloodstone?
White fox I've never played either. Does Venom have anything new?
Oh that one's Venom Bloom. What the heck war of the realms?
That's... that one's different. Space Corsair?
Oh, wow, this one's very explosive.
Alright.
Let's see what we have here.
I'm gonna just do a little bit of training with...
What's his face?
The hood.
Just to see how he plays.
And then we're gonna hit up some rain some rank
Where is he right here the hood? Oh my god my old boss there
What's this thing in the middle what does that do I
I can't tell, I can't see.
Accumulate demonic energy by dealing damage via Christmas's blocking attacks with mantle
of oblivion or by using voidwalk, reaching full energy armor that traitors the half-demon
state.
Oh, what the heck?
Are you serious?
Oh, what the heck?
Are you serious?
This guy actually seems like he'd be a fun main.
What does that do?
What does C do?
Basically, if I get a new ability, create an arcane zone that comes in the divider that
applies a stacking damage and healing reduction. Reactive it to teleport to the
zone center.
Okay and then right-click can you actually just block with right-click?
Spread your cloak to form a spherical barrier blocking enemy enemy attacks when
demonic energy exists. The radius of the sphere is expanse further.
Okay, that's like double the size. Is this left shift in vulnerability? Enter the void upon reappearing gain of decaying movement boost and damage surrounding enemies.
It's like a hybrid move-in move-out.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, that's a very strong move.
Increased life steal.
I mean projectiles passing through stuff will reduce damage and healing output.
So you got life steal for that as well?
Alright, that seems kinda sick.
I would actually, I would play this dude and then Jubilee.
Does she have any cool skins?
I will play her.
I don't usually play healers, but she seems kind of sick.
Anybody who shoots fast on their primary
is a cool character in my opinion.
All right, here we go.
I gotta see how a devil dinosaur plays too,
because I might end up having to play a tank.
Devil, Dinosaur, Jubilee, and the Hood.
Alright, where we at?
two's all right oh my god I'm going right into the hood also it shows you
now the way the new team-up system works was that telling was that telling
everybody who to team up with to enable the team up is that what that was all
Alright, who did I hate in this game?
Toverse.
I don't remember.
Luna.
Luna Snow.
Oh my god.
I have PTSD still.
From her ult.
I'm blind.
Banner.
You can switch the team ups now.
Ahhh.
Oh, so I can switch?
Jubilee and me have a team up together so where she has it enabled for her so
she gets an ability I don't get any so she me being a hood it gives her a team
up
They still banned these two?
Hela is still hated?
Really?
Wow.
Pick your hero or villain, I'm not judging.
Everything is enabled with the actual team-up characters on your team.
get an oh wait so all team-ups are active normally? Is that what you're saying?
And then there's enhanced team-ups?
Ah interesting this guy clearly does not want a tank you can tell.
I might get yelled at.
Hey, I can hear you.
Shut up idiot!
Hey y'all, can you hear me?
Y'all, y'all can you hear me?
That was being- Oh, early spawn?
Alright, first game back. First game back. We have two people not doing anything. Okay,
good start. Really? Oh dear. I don't know how go-to functions. We have it. Wait, what
Am I a tank? Wait, I'm a tank?
Oh my god, the hood's a tank. I thought it was DPS.
Yeah, the hood's a tank!
The hood is a tank.
Alright, alright, I wasn't expecting this.
All right, everything hurts who's there who's there
I forgot what my right click is.
Oh, it's a block.
Maybe I need to use that more often.
I still got a boys a natural
Should we celebrate with firebricks?
A natural brother!
I think this starts it instantly so you don't want to start that.
This is real fire!
I remember, I remember.
I left.
I don't know what to do with that.
There's that?
Okay.
Everybody died, bro.
Everybody died.
He switched from dino to the hood, so he was doing some different things there.
Yeah, we got a way for iron. This guy's flanking.
I got my ulti!
I'm going to kill you.
Keep going.
The fountain is gone!
I'm going to kill you!
Doesn't matter, let's do no damage.
Blade has really good anti-heal.
Yeah, tanks do damage in this game, we'll be talking about.
I really want to ult.
There it is boys! That's how you do it right there!
Alright! Wait, you gotta hold left and right when your meter is full? Are you kidding?
Oh my god.
Oh my.
Alright people, let's win this and go home.
We're going home.
He's a cool, he's a cool tank.
Yeah, plus I was nerfing myself, not that I know how to actually rapid fire.
I can't tell how much is blocked, the right click.
What, do I need to excuse for the radius of the three expanse, critical or blocking incoming
enemy attack?
Oh, wait.
All right, it blocks it for like three seconds and then has like a 10-second CD
I hit right click boys, I hit right click.
Crazy insane first match
Yeah, he can he can actually just like burn through a lot of mobs
I kind of want to rush that guy
Oh my god, they gave him a Punisher turret
So that's what that anti-heal was for, I don't think I should have ulted there, I would've
died.
Nah, I would've died if I ulted there, dude.
I'm falling back, I got all...hold on!
Haha!
That's what's done by credit!
You're going to get me now!
Are you kidding?
Yeah, the thing, the thing, it just beat us, bruh, the thing.
How are we allowing this?
I know I'm the tank!
Yes it is.
I agree with you.
There's no drop down here.
Uh oh.
Uh oh, yeah, I should've not.
I just staggered, dude.
I staggered the team.
Staggered the team.
Oh, no, no, no, we need this.
You gotta do something about this.
Looks like they're doing something.
Wow.
First ranked match.
Easy peasy.
GG fellow gamer.
GG.
By far the worst team I played with.
Wow
You are the worst blade I've ever seen to
Let's go I
Still want to play the dinosaur. I gotta see how to play him though to be effective
Can I Q? Can I Q while on the practice range?
Let me see. I don't match round. Too late.
All PC players. Everybody here is PC.
Wait, what do we have here?
No, do I have to DPS?
Bro, that's actually- DPS thing is actually hard.
Okay, DPS thing is actually tough.
I don't know who my DPS main is Cyclops no there's two tanks or there's a tank and one
deeps should I try Cyclops is he good
oh yeah don't ban him don't ban him
Yeah just wait is it is the meta just one tank two healer wait is it three healer three
3 healer, 1 tank, 2 DPS.
It's 2 tank.
Oh.
Oh, it's 2, 2, 2.
Okay, so one of the healers will switch.
I actually kind of want to try Cyclops anyways.
The right heroes could make all the difference.
Victory is in my sight.
I might get zero kills.
Okay, this just changed.
So one of us needs to be...
I'll go Dino.
Whatever.
Alright, this is literally gold 2 dino tutorial.
Yes.
Okay, I got a beam.
I can rush.
I have E with this E.
Active in the heart shape generated. Expand its miracle shield. The boxing of the damage is caught with the inner slowed.
Okay, with this F2.
Unleash the flare up. Continue this fight to prevent any damage dealt.
Into bonus health, deal extra damage against bleeding targets.
That should deal dash and pounce on your prayer with the vision fight.
I'm finding a bleed, but the prayer is already bleeding.
Our climb down before hurling them away.
So you want to jump on them. You can fight them.
And then this is like a shield.
You can bite, so you're up close, and I have guns, because of the Tima.
They already got through. They already got through.
It looks like if I if you pound so then pounds twice that's when you can grab them, but
you can you have to wait 10 seconds
Coming back boys
In the line
Coming guys
Brother
No, no, no, no. The team's got it. It's okay. We have to regroup here.
What's the CD on this oh, it's a 400
Oh
Yo, is this beams range nothing
You son of a bitch!
I think I wasted that, I wasted that.
I
Got it
I can't tell if I'm honestly doing a lot of damage, because once they bleed you need to
run them back to your group and I can't I haven't been able to tell when they're
actually bleeding
there's gotta be like a UI thing that shows it but I don't know yet
Yeah, the range of the left, yeah, his, his attack range is nothing.
Oh, the red bar means they're bleeding.
There's tech where you jump first, then shift, oh really?
Damn, I feel like I'm not really doing much on this guy, I'm a little worried.
I
She's by herself
Where are you lady?
Oh, she actually fell back.
Judge Jerry Executioner!
When you all eat some spam F, are you kidding?
Are you kidding?
They actually held for 30 seconds to OT it.
That's crazy dude.
That's actually insane.
That was like a 5 hour overtime.
Wow.
Yeah, the right click's range was throwing me off. It's like nothing.
I
You soy something
I'll let the push it dies
I'm not mad!
No, our dealer died!
Come on, dude!
All right, winnable, winnable.
Maybe the left click is significantly more damage than the right click on the dino.
The only way to make them bleed is to pounce on them.
Okay, so it's all about once you get the initial...
Oh, right click also bleeds, so you want to pepper them with a right click, go in with
a left ship, and then grab them and pull them behind like enemy lines.
See also make some bleed to
All right enough like a quad hit
All right, I got to see a chance for a Margo rivals pen out on below. This is season 9.5 update. They added the hood
And a couple other changes
mainly the team ups are now always active that basically made everybody a
bit stronger or give everybody another ability to add on to everything
All you need to do is capture the mission area. Got it?
All right, let's see, let's see.
I don't know how to grab him by the way, I'm not really sure.
Yeah, what am I doing wrong? Am I supposed to shift grabs after you applied lead? Yeah,
They had bleed on them. They had red bars.
Alright, we can win this.
We can do this. We can do this.
Two minutes? Do-able.
Here we go. We're better. We're better. Goldflute gamers.
Yeah, we're not breaking through their ranks.
We have ults for this? We got two ults.
No, he killed Moon!
Oh my god, dude.
This big piece of roof is screwing us.
Oh no, brah-gah-oh, brah-gah-oh, I'm coming.
10 seconds to push it.
What is that noise sounds like someone's near us trying to kill us.
This is real firepower!
I don't know if I'm doing this right by the way. I'm not sure.
Oh no. Whatever, they popped their ults!
Yeah, I don't feel effective on the dino yet.
Not feeling effective.
Alright, let's see.
Alright, we got like one final push.
Dude, you just stop me midair. That's crazy.
It wasted it! This is what I'm all about!
maybe, maybe, maybe
That hood just pushed so far.
Come on!
Oh, heal me, man!
of
the
of
the
of
the
Oh no dude, I think I threw. I threw boys. I threw. Let me see if I still have it. Let
me see if I still have it with Venom. I don't remember how to play him.
Get that vehicle moving again!
They're ready, I'm going in with Venom.
I'll get the world final score two two three
Yo man come on man who threw bro who threw no theme I disagree with that guy we won one
than we lost one. Yeah what is the what's the dinosaur tech? Those guys are
killed those guys were beating me up like they knew they verse a lot of
dinosaurs.
Go for the bite shit. Yeah, but the ship takes a while
Grab it kidnap shield to prevent heels
Wait is that is the shield an anti-heal?
It blocks feeling projectiles.
So you technically want to shift as soon as you grab them, you want to hold your E.
So when you're running, you E and then they can't heal them and hopefully the team kills
the guy you have.
Ah, okay.
Yeah, people don't like Groot, they're banning him.
Jumping and shitting just a higher jump is that it?
Don't use your shift to just jump, but the only way you can grab them is via shift.
If the target is ready to be bleeding, clamp down before hurling them away.
Yeah.
You have to shift.
Oh, if you shift up close, the auto grabs someone nearby.
Ahhh.
Ahhh. It's not the impact.
So it's up close, like 180 back to your team and shift and he'll shift back in the air with the unit.
Ahhh. Alright. Okay.
Ah, here we go. Best Dino world.
I wonder if I can press F while they are in my mouth.
I do want to try jubilee once
I guess this guy damage wise you kind of got to be close, but
Of course I just grabbed the wrong of the worst person to grab
and so it begins
Okay, I'm gonna cross those shit and just shit on me.
You really gotta just go in and find a weak target and mess them up.
Wow, they got that fast.
Yeah dude this guy I feel like everybody anticipates it I feel useless I might
need a swap. This is not good.
Ha ha! Ha ha!
Better stop that vehicle! There's still a chance to stop them!
Dude, how did I grab no one with that? How did I grab no one?
No one died.
It seems like the bleed lasts two seconds.
Like it's such a fast ending on the bleed.
We need to apply it super fast.
I'm just getting ran through.
Oh my
I'm a good dinosaur, okay
Are you serious bro the ship didn't work
Alright, that was not good.
I don't know if Dino's the way.
I might have to default back to Thor.
I'm not a solo tank.
This guy went deep.
Oh, I don't know what DPS to play.
I feel like I'm playing a whole new level.
For Pulsion B! Perfect angle!
30 seconds before you attack! Get ready!
That's three-fourths!
That's what happens when the X-Men are on the front lines of the war for time and space.
Let's see here.
It looks like he has a lot of movement abilities.
Oh, so that's always a shot back.
All right, I feel like I'm doing no damage on this guy.
They're healers just wipe us.
Come on, sacrum!
Dude, this guy has his legs still.
Ah, we killed each other, or it looks like his right click is the same amount of damage
as Iron Man, maybe.
The other team up is stronger.
We got this.
Maximal!
Oh my God! Nice!
Maximum?
Is the Q like ahhh too late? I thought the Q was like a power-up.
It's not room by the firebox or anything like that.
It's not the one with the bandwagon or anything like that.
Yep, too late. Whoops.
Okay, so I can't burst Iron Man. Iron Man is better.
Wait for me!
GG it. Surrender. Surrender. Surrender.
Surrender.
I blame, um...
Exactly, failed. Yep.
That's what I'm talking about. We got this.
What does this bar do?
That was not a dash forward by the way that was not a dash forward boys
I don't give up quite that easy.
You get away with it.
It's all good.
Energy in hand.
That's a big difference.
Almost.
Perfect angle.
Push it out.
Ah.
I don't know where she just, I don't, I don't, what's she doing?
I don't know where she just, I don't, I don't, was she still?
She was right there the whole time?
Somehow this is moving.
You're not waiting. Keep going!
Double kill!
Only 60 seconds left.
Classic move!
That's three.
That's three, four.
One!
One of you, please restrain!
Got my eyes covered in walking casts.
Almost there!
Don't turn them down!
I think that all was horrible.
Why not what's the point of left clicking when the right click is just like an insane laser
Wow dude, what the hell bro?
Oh man, I think we lost.
maybe the professor didn't train quarters 40 seconds actually we can
regroup regroup one more
Neato almost died!
Wow, he had like a 1 hp!
No!
That's gonna be bad, man!
No!
score two two three come on brawl two losses
she did own she did
She did seem like she destroyed.
today I don't know bad dino's sick but uh
it's been kind of brutal you can switch team ups on yeah but then I actually
need a chef or a punisher. Oh, right there. Oh, I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. Okay.
I can actually switch it here now.
The Punisher one's the best one.
It's the wrong menu.
All right, here.
Let's see who knows who to ban.
I'm not judging bro. I'm solo tanking. No, I'm not. Okay
I'm ready I would have won the past two games on Thor I would have
All right, here we go.
It's kind of hard to be a close-up tank for this guy because the left clicks you have to be really close and then the right clicks
I guess you kind of right click up close
The battle starts in five four three two one
All you need to do is capture the mission area got it. Okay, boys. You look on my slogan train me for days like this
Oh
Okay, that was bad
Oh man that should have been it are you kidding?
That move is like you barely kidnap them it's like a it's like a three meter kidnap
What?
Wow, okay.
I actually survived at 1 HP.
Oh, you're killing...
You can only grab them by leaping once they're bleeding you shift away
Oh
Right he's just fucking broke every dino bone
I'm almost back!
Of course she's had that.
Ooooooh, hard shoot!
Karashangchi is picking my ass, bro.
We lost.
We're getting deleted right now.
I feel like the dinosaur is kind of like a kind of situational the hole goes in he has
a shield on I'm just bad I mean I
you know my weapons can still lock on to you even when I thought we were supposed
to be on the same side Frank
and that does. The battle steps in five, four, three, two, one.
Ah, here we go, here we go, here we go. Got it.
And this is also young. The red one. The comeback, the comeback.
Oh, they're all following me. I don't know where the hell I'm going.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
We just split the whole team is split!
Oh my god, dude.
I don't think this is working. I don't feel effective. I thought I was a dinoflare, I'm
Where's Thor?
Can I do this as Thor as the question?
of
the
of
the
I am full of urgency to our defender.
Away to victory.
Man, we're 5v6 already. This is already bad.
We're already screwed.
Yeah, did they change how his thing works?
I literally feel like I can never use F.
Are they nerf?
Is it F?
They changed it.
I'm just canceling it?
bro I don't even know how I'm canceling it I'm lost
No, dude, that thing flew up in the air and blocked my razor!
Are you kidding?
I think it's DJ here.
Wow.
I gotta do some pure Thor matches now.
Three losses?
I gotta go play main.
No, three losses is now Thor time.
He said, I don't deserve MVP.
you
You
Sure wait Wow
Wow, he's so wait you get hella
That's actually crazy
Without a hella
But not the enhanced one
How was I canceling my door for so earlier
So they made it so this right click if you hit give you
Get bonus help
Securing the mission area
So now you want to pop your E on them instead unlike also fight, okay
Oh
Damn dude
Okay, apparently every team I'm on just gets shit on
Okay, we're just gonna run down here
No resistance.
Dude, everybody is already dead.
off of that one engage. Like, okay. We just all spawned in together and everybody died.
There's still a chance to stop them.
What is, what happened?
I might be able to stop them.
I need for that to catch a day.
There is never fall!
Dude, how?
How?
You're kidding you're kidding everybody died
I am Thor Odinston, the God of Thunder.
Damn man, yeah we're all, everybody, as soon as one dies it's over.
We have to wait.
We gotta wait for this guy.
I
Got a shoe
I am witness!
Behold the God of Thunder!
Like our gross!
As you can see with those stupid faces!
What?
He's double in entry!
That's crazy, bro.
Burp!
I'm gonna kill you!
Behold! That's dialed!
Who's pressing now?
Ohhhh!
I'm gonna get a much better...
Jumping car!
Clean little trophy!
Jumping better than he is!
Right!
Face out that vehicle!
Yikes!
The current score is 0, 2, 3, 4, 9, to switch things up.
Anything else?
I can go tank if you can play support.
Why, who is it?
Who is it?
Who?
Me?
Nope.
I am the god of fire and the mightiest of them.
Mag, do you want to play support or anything?
Try the hood here, you know what? True.
Nah, maybe we need the hood.
We got this we got this
I wonder if they're right clicked and 50% damage reduction ults as well.
I've got the spot. Join me and I'll just give you the keys to reset.
You know that.
Oh, good to hear.
Oh, this thing already died.
Alright, GG.
GG.
Yeah, did they bug Venom or something?
Has Venom owning?
I just started my climb, ain't stopping there.
This one venom is literally owning it.
You're joking!
I didn't actually survive because I forgot how to play.
Are you joking? Are their healers just really good?
You can cancel the transformation, but it's away
Yeah, that was a waste.
I do not remember right clicky.
I
Don't remember popping that
Just started my car ain't stopping here. We can witness we can witness
Oh my god!
That is siloed after that whole time.
Okay, okay, okay.
Wow!
You're janky.
You're joking dude.
Dude gold players just walk in one by one?
Like what am I missing here?
We spotted and one guy's already dead so it's a 5v6.
Exactly.
How is this a gold 2?
Oh my god, I spawned and it's blue killing red rare
How she messed up good
I'm surprised Maggie didn't kill me there to be honest. I don't know how he didn't kill me.
Yeah, Venom is literally has nothing
I don't think I'm using my C very well
Thanks for watching!
you
You
Do they get overtime they have four minutes
They're ready for Venom!
Venom, Venom, Venom, Venom!
One hit, one hit, Venom!
Oh my god, we all fell off the point because of Venom. Oh my god.
Yeah, this team, this team include myself. They don't know how to fight against the Venom. Everybody, everybody gets scared.
He makes everybody run and we don't have enough damage to kill him.
Let's go.
I swear they made him, but I used to play a lot of venom. He used to be my other main tank
Someone had a stun there they have four minutes to move this we have to hold them on this
this point.
What's going to happen is Venom is going to pop in because I'm going to now be frontline
and one of our healers is going to get fallen by Venom and then it's going to be... I already
know.
I already know what's going to happen.
I already know.
Wow!
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