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Oh my god.
Oh.
What up?
are you guys doing how's the life yes yes are you guys doing shit yes indeed
post post GTA reveal I know I know yeah I saw the DLSS 5 get leaked or some
shit what happened dude I already got this fucking out of this fucking sloth
bought this DLSS5. God damn. I see early. God damn, bought this DLSS5, dude. Files
found in NVA 2K7, whatever the fuck, and people could use to other games. But that
was the most unfinished sentence I've ever fucking read. Holy shit. What? Bioware Iron Man
game trailer got leaked as well? No way dude. Wait what? How do I forgot they were making
an Iron Man game, no way.
Yeah, dude, the DLSS5, while GTA people are talking about, we
got fucking the DLSS5. Remember when they announced this?
And everyone was like, what the fuck is this shit, bro?
On the other end, on the other end, we have this insane shit coming out, dude.
I don't know about this one.
Okay, so with the LSS5, though, can you shut the weird filter off, but do you still get
performance benefits?
dropped a 14 gig uncompressed version of extended look on their website to download. Oh really?
I would download and watch it. Where? I wouldn't watch the whole thing. I would just like browse through.
I'd browse through see what's going on, buddy.
You see you as if somebody reported 50% performance drop on Jedi Survivor.
What? How does there a performance drop with a new one?
If you use the filter, there's no performance benefits.
DLSS5 is a new tool that includes neural...
Let me see here.
Oh, I did that. Did my shirt shut off? Oh, weird. I swear when I hit the download button
on the Rockstar website, it like tanked my streaming PC or tanked my internet connection.
This thing is not even downloading anyways, spinning circle.
Come on, buddy.
It takes so few minutes to get the download going. I swear that's actually what tank shit.
4k avatar, DLSS5?
So yeah, wait, I was I asked the question before I got cut out.
Oh, yeah, by the way, is Call of Duty beta today?
I would try it.
I would try it, dude. OK.
Can anyone play it? What time?
Why? Because, bro. OK, because curiosity.
It's ass. Don't play it.
Is it really shitty? Like people already played it, right?
I could try DLSS 5 in some games, true.
There would be a lot of downloading. I would have to download a lot of 100 gig games.
What about playing GTA 5 Chaos Mod with DLSS 5 on? How does it look?
Right? I've never played Chaos Mod.
This would be a good time to kind of go back to the game.
You'll get so annoyed by it.
Todd is sending lawyers to cheaters doors with body camp footage at check Twitter account.
What?
Wait, really? This is DLSS5 in GTA5?
Hey, what is even downloading? Why is my internet just tanking? I'm not even downloading anything.
What the hell, brah? Is it just, look, I don't think so dude. I've loaded up in like two seconds.
I don't know what's going on. I swear it's whatever this is, downloading is messing with my internet, I swear to God.
I swear to God.
Oh, other PC, it works.
Well, let me see here, all Verizon.
This is DLSS5 and GTA5.
GTA 5.
Can I play Chaos Mod?
It'd be an interesting way to revisit it.
That's GTA 6.
Maybe, maybe.
Maybe, maybe.
Try this link for GTA the bunny
Let me see brother link me the fucking pod shit, bro
Try this link
Yeah, baby
I don't know, bro, whatever dude.
I'm looking forward to the game, bro.
I don't got to see the footage again.
You know what I'm saying?
Ricochet anti-cheat doesn't end when your match does.
Cheat makers operate around the world.
So do we.
We're taking the fight directly to cheat sellers last weekend
during the closed beta.
We went to Ohio to take down Elo carry.
That's not an isolated case.
What the fuck?
I don't fucking know, bro.
I don't know.
Compare the blurry low resolution on trailer
Gta 5 super sharp on PC. Yeah.
Pretty much, pretty much. Yeah.
Let me see what we have here.
Wait, what the fuck?
Wait.
The thing is this game, even though people lulled at this game, this game's forests looked insane already default. I can't tell the difference.
Lull Ubisoft, a lull avatar, but once like you get rid of like the dumbass surface level takes,
Avalanche like popped off with their environment.
Like you could see the studio popping off that was the best part of the game
But I remember it already looking good. I don't really see a difference bro shut to shut it off
Looks exactly the same
Here we go, here we go.
I mean, sure man.
This kind of looks like it's in a reshade.
To me it looks like a reshade here.
The comparison there was more reshade looking.
Last of us.
Oh buddy, oh buddy.
Oh, buddy, oh, buddy, oh, buddy.
One sec, Chad, hold on.
Um,
Hold on guys.
Hold up. Hold up. One second, bruh.
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Sorry about that chat again, I have to just take a phone call real quick.
Looking at Rack Game on Steam as you in the trailer and release today.
ChatbopersubSunday, by the way, people.
VopersubSunday, we are doing subsunday.
TLOU, DLSS5.
Oh, yeah.
How easy is it to download this?
Is it literally just like a driver?
Or should I just wait for NVIDIA to launch it?
Clearly, it's very soon.
What the fuck?
You can change the intensity of it, of course.
This is just a filter, brother, it fucking tanks your FPS, man, it's doing something.
Like some real time, what is neural rendering?
It's AI rendering shit, man.
Like I was saying, can you do path tracing and neural rendering?
So is it like a double FPS nuke?
I
Damn so that will like shit on your system. Oh my god
It'd be interesting if their faces stay the same, but everything else gets improved.
is it's the face and the lip sync that makes it more uncanny,
but if it makes it so the environment
and even the clothes look better,
I feel like it'd be different.
You know, right?
Let's just make it quick.
See, I've got my little girl to keep me safe.
It's the fucking face, bro.
What about everything else?
Like this shot, toggle it off.
Oh, and ratted me out, didn't he?
it is job. That's why I'm super sick. Like how how different does the grass look here? Let's see.
I know it's everything.
Buddy. Okay. Everything is turned all the way up. Yes. I'm gonna let it off, bro. Walk, Ben.
Dude, okay, other than the face, I don't think it looks weird.
You think now it looks weird?
I don't think it looks weird anymore.
That looks kind of fucking crazy.
I got to see it without because this game already looked crazy because the face looks
like it's it looks like a like a makeup filter or some shit like they had makeup
on this.
don't really see it. This looks like this looks insane.
We cut through the playground.
This fucking guy. I will judge the tech off of how much more
insane like I would I would load this up in black flag to see
how much more insane some of the island shots look because in
terms of just like beauty that was the last game that was like
Holy shit. The island vibe, like I want to see, can you make that look even better?
Fuck this guy even doing it bro. Shut- God damn it, go in a fucking field and toggle it off you fuck.
Holy shit, this guy's fucking playing paint.
Hey, look what I found.
Oh, wow. 1978.
Don't have that one in my collection.
I'm about to download ten a hundred good games
The grass like that looks fucking crazy bro shut it off now don't take a photo, but oh my god
I need a comparison shot this guy keeps looking at the fucking face honestly the face is the worst part about DLSS 5
How does it change the fucking trees, the roads, the fucking mailbox texture? Who gives a shit?
Unless the emphasis is fully on the face, like with the LSOS 5, because even when they showed
it off, the trailer when they first announced this was heavily focused on the fucking face as
well. Not really the environment.
You'll be back with Owen before you know.
What? Nothing.
Just noticed you. Damn, that grass is so fucking HD.
It's crazy. We work together.
This is like the type of grass that even when you stream it, it's not gonna, that like it's so finely detailed every strand. It's actually crazy how good it looks.
It's fine. I like it.
Oh, I love it.
Cyberpunk with DLSS5.
How long have you known?
I see things like the way you both try really really hard not to look at each other when you're around
You get all serious. It's very cute
And he makes you
That's cuz he's such an idiot. I just like how he's extra nice. Yeah, how does crimson that crimson desert would be an interesting one, too
So you're taking advantage of me
Bro, I beg of you, just shut the fucking DLSS-5 off in the field
I'm about to download this shit myself
First tracks
Wait, this is just your sneaky way of giving me a tracking lesson, isn't it?
I would never
How much FPS is he getting?
60 FPS average
Okay, so this definitely completely shits on your GPU.
Wow. You actually listen.
You have your moments of wisdom.
Let's see if we can find anything else.
Download it and try Black Flag.
And he has a 50 90 not yet true
Keep looking
Try it in CS 2. Yo, actually
You know what?
Now for real actually
Now you actually got CS 3 and CS 2 because no one gives shit about the faces in CS 2
these type of games like oh my you're trying to tell a story the characters matter so much
just as like an experimental feature just to try it how do you get it they can get you
banned in multiplayer oh yeah that would maybe I don't think so this looks like it's reshade
or something oh it's a mod buddy are you kidding me bro this whole fucking video
and he never toggled it off in a field brother it looks good but the default
game looked good too so I don't know this is the only time unless it started
with it he just did
Yeah, I have a 4090s, so I'm pretty sure this won't work well as well.
Did I miss it?
When did he toggle it off?
Is this when he's toggled it off?
Enable.
Oh, here we go.
I mean the whole environment pops it's not just the face it's kind of like
It weirdly does look like everything does have a filter on it when you look at it.
I mean, right?
It's almost like you're, it's almost like a setting.
No shit, no shit, but it's like, it still has a reshade look to it.
It's almost like instead of software reshade, it's like GPU reshade.
It's like high-tech reshade.
Yeah, what is the cyberpunk?
punk with path tracing did you go back and you see their implementation of it and you're like holy
fuck it looks insane but this plus dls is five hold on
all right he's got all he this guy's got a 5080
Yeah, what if GTA 6 is just GTA 5 with DLSS 5 baked into it, and you just can't shut
it off.
I guess it kind of more naturally fits in Cyberpunk.
It's almost like the lighting with the neural rendering fits it more naturally in the game.
Yeah, it's way less notable.
I think it's, last of us, you're only looking at like a cast of characters.
i guess that's it too
jude has thirty fps with five on yet this shit
fox your fps
is minus forty fps worth it
it depends how much you care bro we're about to play uh... the highest budget
piece of entertainment of all time
at the good old three zero
so technically it's like
up to you
it's not officially out to look at the FPS
I wouldn't say that just because even when path tracing came out, path tracing
fucks your GPU
Okay, see that's a that's a actually that's what I want to see right there the environment shot difference
The car the puddle
Hmm, it's almost like going from very high to it's like going from high to very high
I'm just blind. I guess you see a lot more reflection in the door, but the shadows are
a little lighter. The shadows darker here. Hmm. Oh, this is a good shot. Okay, I mean
Okay, bro, let's see the difference is
it's not an instant change.
You gotta like focus your eye on a specific area.
Hmm.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
Mmm.
Brother thing is you load up this game this game and it makes you a believer in ray tracing
is low path tracing. I'm a believer and it actually makes the game look fucking crazy. So like
I've loaded up the game already and maxed it out when they implemented it looks stunning
This, I don't know.
It's not as massive of a difference.
You dead, it's definitely on the faces, bro.
It's definitely on the faces where you see most of this.
It's without path tracing, is it?
Who has crimson desert then?
Is there any game with fucking path tracing in DLSS 5?
anyone recorded because that's bringing all the tech you can say lol but you know
what this is what the fuck they're doing
I'm cyberpunk bro oh yeah it was off it was
I
Don't see the difference enough
Yeah, did you download the beta for what?
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
New ray reconstruction what the fuck bro
How does this how does it all tie in with ray reconstruction ray tracing and path tracing?
It's just all different ways like are we gonna go down to just one fucking toggle
Check Hogwarts legacy link me brother. I've seen two depictions now of unless this is the dude
I know it's not just like one guy
Yeah, I think it will be very interesting and older titles maybe more modern titles they already like cyberpunk already looks really good
So you don't see it, but DLSS 5 applied to like classics would be more of like a light remaster look
Like putting this on to CS2 would be hilarious
Just as someone load up CS2 bro. Okay, I can get in my six digit band. All right, but if it makes it look like CS3 shit
Like crimson desert, I don't know you might not see a big difference
DLSS 5
I mean it definitely I mean shit, okay
Okay, okay
You can also change it further as well
Well, you actually see a pretty damn big difference in this game.
Does it really matter?
Um, I mean, I don't know, our fucking overlords are making this shit, so apparently...
They're making DLC for Crimson Desert?
Hmm. Alright, how does it look? Now, how's the world?
How we looking? How we looking now? Zoom out.
Okay, shut it off now shut it off
Okay
Yeah, oh my god
Are there any other examples?
It looks, I, brother, it looks, I control DLSS five.
Honestly, dude.
Yeah, I
Man
Yeah, we're San Andreas where was that I swear I pulled it up where was where was GTA San Andreas
Uh-uh, uh-uh, fatekeeper DLSS five I bet wouldn't have a big difference
What are you linking me bro this guy's still on this guy's still on cyberpunk
Yeah.
What you welcome.
I have a G. This guy's on Jason Street.
After this concert.
should I get an autograph?
Okay over here.
I'm going to go back to the left side of the map.
I'm going to go back to the right side of the map.
I'm going to go back to the left side of the map.
Crazy. Crazy. We're dancing. We're dancing.
GTA V, DLSS V. Okay. Piece of shit.
I have a fuck!
Does this shit fucking crash, man?
There's only video games on this computer.
Trash.
I want 50 FPS even in GTA 5 with this on.
on older titles, it's not optimized.
Yeah, someone bought up World of Warcraft. True.
We're gonna make WoW 2 before WoW.
What does it look like?
What the fuck does it look like?
All right now shut the shut shut it off now shut it off my eyes are used to five
Now let's see a default look
default look now brother
default look now brother
Yeah, GTA 5 is still like a, you know,
It was very well made.
San Andreas?
What do we have here?
What do we have?
Oh my god.
Wait, what the fuck?
Does this look way better?
Holy shit. What the hell? Wait, is this the remaster? No way.
Didn't they remaster this game, shittily? Didn't Epic do like a shit remaster?
Oh, this is the remaster with five.
Wait, this looks- doesn't this look really, like, really good?
Did the remaster?
I forgot what it looked like.
Oh wow.
Okay.
Ah.
Oh my god.
Oh my god
Yeah, older games with this have a bigger effect.
He like weirdly looks like clay.
Everything looks clay-like.
Like weird detailed clay look.
Hey, baby, you-
Yeah, y'all got GTA San Andreas, so it's like, very different with that.
Elden Ring with the LSS 5, brother. Yeah, what the fuck?
What are you linking me, bro? No one plays this game anymore, dude. What are you linking me?
Hogwarts Legacy DLSSSS5?
Does Hogwarts look crazier?
What the fuck is this browser bro?
Why is this browser dying on YouTube videos?
I
Still looks weird
Well, you know what?
Mmmmm.
The lighting actually looks really nice on...
Uh, neuro-rendering on.
Okay, that actually...
Yo, is it this video?
I think it's just edited skippingly.
It's not the video, it's not like my browser.
This actually kinda looks cool in Hogwarts Legacy.
It's super game dependent.
This is probably one of the best depictions of it.
anything to do with the dark art should be avoided it's too risky yeah to do with
Salazar Slytherin it's worth the risk I can't agree motherfucker has the LSS
pat tracing all this shit and does it not a fucking record a proper video
That actually... okay.
That at... hold on, hold on, that at... hold on.
This is probably one of the best looks for it.
He had DLSS on balanced, so...
Yeah, the lighting matches this very well.
Yeah, this is one of the best. I would load this up myself and try it.
I'm going to have to use up here to get to this. Yeah, this is I yeah, this is definitely
wait this is crazy
Oh
Check RDR2
Oh, I'm looking at the lily pad the lily pad texture in the water. Hmm. I feel like you
just turn it on and off in different games just to see it. See how it changes it.
Jacksibyl Mario Brothers!
Jacksibyl Mario!
Jack Mario and... oh, shit!
The Tetris?
Sure man, yeah Hogwarts was definitely the best looking one, Skyrim?
Of course.
What have they done? What have they done in Skyrim?
This is default?
Wait, is this on?
No, this looks like it's off.
This is heavily modded.
I'm looking at the haystack.
Ah, I mean...
It depends on the game, brother. It depends on the game.
Yeah.
Hmm.
I wonder if it will catch on or not.
Yeesh.
Yes, indeed, Aroni.
Yes, yes.
Oh, really?
Ah, whatever, Chris is not.
I just watched videos of it, to be honest.
That's where I'm at there, my brother.
Resonance was alright. It had a little bit of jank involved in it and it was kind of like
True what is we can sound a lot of Suica with the LSF five the fruit is real
New Wolverine trailer
What do we have here boys this just dropped. Hey, yeah, this is gonna be a fun game, okay?
Mother partners can pick this game apart. I don't give a fuck. It'll be a fun action little
Snar- lots of snarls. Listen, I want to kill Omega Red, okay? Whatever, dude. La la la la.
He looks like a cool villain. Alright, the villains make these games.
It has Suicide Squad writers.
Hi everyone, I'm Liam McIntyre and I play James Logan Howler, aka Wolverine.
Today I'm thrilled to share a closer look at Marvel's Wolverine, which is soon to
launch on September 15, 2026. So let's rip into it. Fast, fluid and ferocious. This is the heart of
combat from Marl's Wolverine. Logan is all about the claws, so closing the gap is essential.
He's even more lethal when he can bind Smith that a man to him attacks,
the hefty kicks, fierce barrages, and critical strikes.
Sensors keep him sharp.
Attack from above with stealth takedowns or surprise enemies from behind cover.
Come a whole new animal with special techniques that can be upgraded to deal massive damage.
Break barriers or keep a ferocious momentum.
Evolve further with adaptations for even stronger buffs like deflecting bullets,
building damage, or terrifying women's attackers.
There are several drill grip.
Join them to your playstyle.
I think this will be fine.
I think it will be fine.
Let's get you guys out of here.
Are you a superhero?
I luck it.
In this world, you need space annihilation.
Allies are almost non-existent.
Logan and T-Mex put it all on the line
with the fight to protect mutants who
can't protect themselves against forces
like Bolivar Trast and the Sub-Netic Reapers.
Behind his rage, Logan is a reluctant hero
with a clear moral code and obligation to protect mutants.
And he'll travel to the ends of the earth to do it.
Air through locations like the Neon Lichenshiku in Japan,
the island of Madrifour, the jungles of Talumbang, and the wintry wilds of Canada.
Fight against lethal enemy factions along the journey, and confront deadly villains like Omega Red and Deathstruck.
Tweeting counters, explore the halls of the Essex Institute, and link other mutants.
Or take a drink at the Princess Bar in true Wolverine fashion.
Or use Logan's senses to discover nine-year doors and found whiskey bottles.
Or listen for material cases, fun-lock adaptations, and find new looks inspired by comics, animation, films, and games.
Even Wolverine has loot boxes.
new game to us with an increased level cap and exclusive techniques and adaptations.
And if you get to see the cores in the photo mode, now with improved lighting features,
but you know, we're gentle for my sake. And best of all, it's all available at launch.
That'll work. Marvel's Wolverine includes a suite of accessibility options,
mainly adjust over 100 settings or choose from any audio, visual and mode of presets.
They're even focused for dynamic blood, dismemberment and adult language.
You're not ready for this.
We hope you enjoyed this slice of Marvel's Wolverine coming to PS5 on September 15,
2026. Reorder now. On behalf of the Somnia games, Marvel games and the entire cast of
the game. Thank you.
Huh.
It'll be Disney Wolverine. It does look a little like Disney Wolverine, but they
were like he has to, there needs to be Gore.
Disney Wolverine, but there has to be gore we can do the move we can do the game we can do the game, but it's gotta be there's gotta be
It's Marvel. Is it Marvel owned by Disney?
Black Flag and RDR2, DLSS5.
Motherfucker, why are you looking at me in an article?
Brow, load up.
Load up, motherfucker, load up.
up
Dude, this is gonna be fun man. It'll be it'll be fun dude. It'll be nice
Oh shit, it looks like if they were doing a movie, they should just do this, bro.
So to making God of War just fucking throw Kratos into DLSS 5, boom, put that shit in
and cinemas easy clap.
No immersion, but they already casted the right guy
in the game.
They already got the right,
they already got the perfect cast.
I
Toom Raider DLSS 5 y'all have these links are not loading up, but I don't know what that was a fucking keylogger or what?
That's so weird dude, that's so weird mortal combat one
Mortal Kombat 1, DLLLL5.
It looks good in screenshots, but it looks bad in moving gameplay.
You know this is also these are all first implementations you realize we're go where the we're on fucking
5 now we're on the ls s fucking five
All it takes is time
You know and I will never use it
Yeah, now how does this look in motion now?
I mean it still keeps up in motion.
This is probably one of the easiest games to kind of do it, just because open world
games are probably going to be the most difficult ones.
Yeah, this is probably, yeah, this is a way easier game to do it on as a test.
There's ghosting and Blair
Do people only care about graphics
Um, the first thing most people look at is the visual look.
I think, yes, man.
What are we even talking about here?
Of course they do.
You say you don't, but you do.
Gameplay does matter.
Obviously, gameplay is number one.
No shit.
Yes, it does.
There's different factors, bro. It comes with the expectation, alright?
You expect something that is considered next-gen or something that is going to be the next
one to have a major improvement visually. I mean, it's kind of like in the fucking
definition. Yeah, you could, yeah, visuals do make a lot of the shallow sales, but then
the gameplay is what keeps the player sticking to the game. I hate this hyper fixation on
ultra realism. Yeah, photo realism, photo realistic. We have seen so many good video games made
by like where the artists and the art director and the art team just pop the fuck off beyond
belief and it's not like they're trying to make it look real they're able to make it have that
a like beautiful video game look while not being real life
life. Batman Arkham, hmm, FPS greater than graphics. I mean, shit, bro, you say that,
then it's like, what if GTA 6 got revealed and it looked like GTA fucking three or even
or you'd be like, what the fuck is this man 13 years?
And then you're like, it's all it would be OK.
OK, bro.
I feel like people who say graphics don't matter or copiuming,
they're they're lying lies.
I don't believe you lies.
It does.
It does. Don't be fucking stupid saying that. It does fucking matter to a degree. It does matter. No one's fucking gonna deny no shit gameplay is king. But like, buddy, you want some sort of visual improvement as well.
Granted now with a lot of how graphics are now with all the fucking the way before it wasn't just like, Hey, you just need a better GPU and you're you can go from very high to ultra
You can go from fucking medium to high to ultra.
Now they introduce like five different options.
With array tracing, path tracing, now with DLSS5 and shit, it's like all just different
methods to view.
This is the direction we're heading in.
Boys, what the fuck?
Look at these, look at where we're living right now.
You guys really think we're going to see the 6000 series?
I feel like gaming is so different now.
It's like, it's like so different.
Like, how expensive is the fucking 6000 series, man?
Building a computer isn't the same anymore.
Isn't RAM still expensive as fuck?
It's not like, oh, shit, man, I'm building a gaming PC.
It's like the whole hardware situation on being like a lol of a PC gamer has completely changed.
Like it has changed.
Yes, everything is expensive because of fucking AI now, yes.
But it's like that's actually, it ain't just like low video games.
Now it's like so much different now.
Yeah, it's almost like it will eventually be a force over to cloud gaming.
I mean, true, it would be interesting if instead, like, what really is the future of these video games? It does seem like it's all about.
If you want the greatest graphics path tracing, like even what resident evil reckon launch with path tracing wasn't there a game recently that didn't launch with that but you actually see how much more, uh, how much more visual fidelity you get from the game 007.
That was the last game where they didn't release that some of these games. It's like straight up a triple a game will have that like GTA 6 when it launches. I'm assuming we'll have path tracing as well, right?
It's kind of like the new
massive fucking feature to make the game look a lot better.
Not on consoles.
Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, what if what if ray tracing never was a thing? What if they
never decided to go in that direction? What would have been the improvement? Unreal Engine
5 is all about literally bringing real assets in and like bringing it into your 3D environment
to work with. Photorealism. Yeah, what would be the timeline of just natural fucking evolution
of it? Would there be a cap? Would there be a cap? Different ways. I do think in a way
Now with graphics, I do think graphics have peaked where there's so many amazing looking games where visually I do fine.
It does feel like there is a graphic cap now.
We have reached a cap where I don't need something to look even better than this because it already looks really fucking good.
Now, like we've reached, it feels like a solid finish line with graphics where you don't need to go any further.
The only reason to go further is just due to the amazing mint of what is achievable.
Via like a software and hardware perspective on how much you can simulate visually.
That is interesting.
But for our games, we've already reached like insane fucking levels of visuals, where now
it is more story gameplay audio heavy, where I do want to see it.
Resident Evil is a great example.
The game looks 10 out of fucking 10.
Honestly, you don't even need to push the bar any further, it feels like, because
They already popped the fuck off.
Deinferno is calling you,
bro, I'm not going back to Counter-Strike 2.
I just wanna see it in DLSS 5.
I just wanna see it.
Shaq, can I take your order cloud in DLSS 5?
What the fuck?
No way.
Tech is done, gotta start sending devs to film school instead, actually learn some cinematography, lighting and color grading.
KCD2 does not have RTX and runs with good FPS, games would be like that.
Let me see here, let me see.
Boys, what are we playing today, boys?
What are we doing?
What is this rack game shit you guys keep launching?
All right, I'm talking about the 28th
It's just like a dynamic trailer
Why am I in this game?
Random.
Interesting.
The call of booty beta is live.
You know what?
Why not?
Where do you download it?
It's so bad.
You know what?
Let me see how bad it is.
Let me see how bad it is.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Read the AI warning.
It's not even worth the space on your SSD.
Play control already.
True, true.
Wardogs open beta on Thursday this coming week.
Is that true?
I've been waiting to fucking play the game, bro.
I've been waiting, dude.
Why do I have this game installed?
I woke up in the house of a fat man.
This is definitely some subsunday shit that I saw have installed I pressed I and it went down to this game
I hold up I got a piss hold up
you
you
All right, all right, Gala Pagoli, yeah, I never downloaded this.
All right, I'll check it out.
Final score on Mortal Shell 2.
I don't know where I stand on that.
Oh, shit.
star wars zero company as well.
I definitely think the first 10 hours were solid after that.
It's a free for all.
It's a free for all bullies.
Mortal shell to or Kazan buddy.
You can't even fucking compare the two Kazan felt like a way
better, uh, full blown game.
Mm-mm Kazan was way better
Yeah Kazan was way fucking better dude
Captain Tsubasa to release today
Try click the button while you wait for Todd. What are you talking about? How many people are playing this shit? Let me see
There's still 1,800 soldiers. I'll load up. Let me see what we're doing in here. After.
We're going to go into Call of Duty and get shit on.
Okay, but I sometimes load up just to see if I can still frag. Okay, I got to see.
I'm not going to compete with the kid.
Okay, I'm not going to compete with the 13-year-old
who literally just comes home from school
and plays this Call of Duty all day.
I know.
No one is competing with that.
There's no way.
Free excuse.
Let me see what we got here. Let me see. Let me see. Wait, anything else new happen?
Fable Official Combat Gameplay Trailer, didn't I see this shit already?
Oh, yeah.
I did, I already saw that.
GTA 6 will have no microtransactions or generative AI.
until online comes out.
I don't think there's anything else very new that is dropped.
Yes, it seems like there's nothing really new.
Hmm.
Can I take your order dropped?
All right, what do we have here?
What is this game?
Geo guests are updated.
There's new countries.
What are we doing here?
What are we doing here?
WarDog CEO said to take time off the 3rd of September,
100% shadow dropping, open beta.
Oh, you think so?
Looks like I'm gonna be streaming next Thursday, bro.
Can I get my hands on that game, bro?
I'm about to load up some armor and fly.
What do you mean armor bugged?
I'm not playing fucking rat game, bro.
You play that shit.
What do you mean armor bugged?
Wait, oh my God.
And then Onamusha, wait no, Onamusha,
you can play this early. Isn't this on like Monday or Tuesday? Aren't they doing
early if you can't you play early? No it is September 4th it doesn't have
early. Fuck man. I gotta beat this though.
Play Arma, King of the Hill.
I feel like the WCS servers are the closest to it.
I don't think you move supplies around in King of the Hill and Arma.
Unless they changed it.
I will. I have Star Wars. Call of Duty is downloading. It's going to take 10 minutes.
No, it's not. I'm going to unlimited. Unlimited power. I'm going to try Gallipoli. And then
I'm just going to bounce around, boys.
I'm bouncing.
I'm literally fucking bouncing all over the place.
We're trying Indie Devs, Server Browser, PC-only Wargame
into mainstream beta to the bots who still like Call of Duty.
Sometimes you just got to see what the NPCs enjoy. Okay.
Sometimes you just got to go and see. Okay. It's like the feed to the cattle. All right. Sometimes you just got to go inspect the fucking grain.
And then we're going to go see Star Wars Zero Company.
Sometimes you just got to go see, bro. You got to check the quality. Quality control.
I don't got to inspect the poop sandwich
skip Star Wars why aren't you too old for call of duty
motherfucker the fucking agents you literally control are my age bruh
Iron man. Oh yeah, I forgot about this. Dude, we got a Wolverine game and then, wait,
it's Bioware making an Iron Man game? Did I read that right?
Was it actually Bioware? Motive?
What did Motive make again?
Wasn't Motive involved in Battlefield?
The devs who made the Dead Space remake are making an Iron Man game.
You know what?
That is interesting.
I see potential in that.
This was a very, very, very well done remake.
I know it's not news, but it's more like we're getting an update on the game.
not news but I forgot and it's currently in the leaky faucets. Yeah, the remake was so
good this was a fucking fine wine to play so. Wait, this game flopped in sales? What?
How much fucking money did they spend on this shit with 31,000 reviews on Steam?
Just to get like a slight number of, I wonder how much the production was on this.
I guess this game cost a shit ton of money to make.
It costs more than Silent Hill but sold less.
Town Falls gameplay look fucking beautiful. How much did Silent Hill F? Like Silent Hill F?
Well, you know, number of reviews is like a very small subset just to see what the fuck is going on.
It's not going to tell you there's sales, but still, it kind of baseline tells you how many people actually bought the game,
even if it's like, not even 30%.
And then obviously it is Steam,
Dead Space Remake was on console as well.
Yeah, you can, oh, there's this Steam DB extension
you can download and leak trailer for Armour
and you fly around, like, fly around,
like, like, we're just like, yeah,
There's potential there if Modef is actually is going to pull that shit off.
I'm down to see what's going on.
Play Captain Tsubasa.
Brother, I'm good.
What? Yeah, what Call of Duty are we on now?
Modern Warfare 4.
No, dude.
I am not updating shit, buddy.
Just load up your shit-ass game.
You're telling me this sucks
Really. Wait, so where are we? This is Infinity Ward.
Is the Infinity Ward like the greatest studio or cod?
The only and Treyarch Treyarch and Infinity Ward throughout the
times of all the Cods throughout the history the great lore of cod when you knew Infinity
Ward or Treyarch were making a cod. They were usually the ones to look for. It's not always
the same fucking studio, so. This is Infinity Ward's Call of Duty. 2026 is Infinity Ward's
Call of Duty. Yeah, this is one of the most interesting logistic games to watch. Literally
When you're playing Call of Duty 4, the next Call of Duty is already, they're discussing Mark is,
when you're playing the current release Call of Duty, the next one is already done.
Now they're marketing it. And then the one after that is in like 70% completion. The one after that
Is it like 20% these motherfuckers got their shit down
We're playing this and the other ones already like 90% done
Modern Warfare 5 is already there. They're already developing the fucking trailer for Modern Warfare 5
How else do you make these fucking games every year?
These are like this is like iPhone production video game
What's better CNN our transformer
Transformer, right?
Alright, chat I still got it bro, okay.
Gray reconstruction.
Do the first mission of the campaign, oh is that what's available here?
You know what, that would be interesting to do.
As much as it is, you know, funny to just see what Call of Duty is doing, just out
of pure curiosity, um, and Lowell's being like, uh, more, yeah, not really giving
of shit but seeing if they might actually pull it off again is I mean Call of Duty what
was it? Modern Warfare 2's campaign was the best. Like they actually brought it back.
That one was actually worth playing. Is this campaign at that level? I don't think there's
been a campaign since that that has been that good. Since 2019's Call of Duty. Holy
fuck man that was seven years ago that was fucking crazy 2019 call of duty
there's been how five or six cods since then
like what
oh my god that's when they actually look like they were popping the fuck off
I'm curious what the next one will be of that caliber caliber. I don't know. Is
this campaign worth playing or is it kind of potato like the others? I could do
it my I could just play the first mission myself. Alright TDM.
Let's see if Ankh still got it.
Is Ankh still got it?
Martin Luther King, what the hell?
We got three PCs and everybody else's console.
with controller? This guy wants me to torture myself. Prepare to be aim-botted?
Hello hello is it open mic hello hello hello hello
Alright boys, there's Elk, still got it.
Bro, I'm bursting Lil Timmy in his prime where he's a fucking video game addict, okay?
I'm a casual at this point.
Even though I stream video games, I'm a fucking casual compared to Lil Timmy, who this
is his whole fucking hobby, who spends all summer indoors.
I live that life.
I am still indoors, but like, not to the degree of gaming.
Addiction.
Okay, I'm versing little Timmy who's fucking addicted
to this crack, bro.
I already went through that shit.
Yeah, where do you, you guys know what I'm looking for?
Wow, whoa!
They added it right here.
First setting, boom.
So I'm not the only one.
I don't know what my FPS is, okay.
Easy.
I like my FOV needs to be higher.
2026 water blasted
where am I graphics
where the hell there it is
Oh, that's so much better.
Let me just change one thing here.
Can I make it so mouse 4 is slide?
Crouch slide, mouse 4, melee finisher?
No one gives a fuck about that, but...
Okay, let's see now. I need an SMG.
Oh yeah, you got it!
Okay, okay!
Okay, that's a bomb!
Those were bombs!
Yeah, where's the SMG?
Stalker.
Ah, let's see here.
Alright, alright!
Okay, Martin, show FPS. I would, but my ship broke.
let me see how do you see this on steam
uh game notification
top right toggle
there you go
Oh
Good area turn on tele telemetry why how about now you fucking nerd fuck
On you I thought that was a window
All right
First impression, guys, it's Call of Duty.
What the hell was that?
Can you wall in this game?
This guy's actually like super silent.
Oh my god, you scared me.
This guy has no footsteps.
Oh my god, I'm alive.
Do I have any killstreaks?
Sometimes I was just, I roleplay, how I imagine you guys play video games.
There it is boys!
Easy!
Shit!
Bro, don't these people literally play God every day?
What the fuck is this, Matt?
Aren't they always in Warzone?
how are you this bad if you're in the beta you're a call of duty here
oh my
Bought Lobby? Okay, brah.
You really think Darth Taco is a bot?
Playing PC-only Lobby? I thought console had aimbot.
Or what do you call it?
I don't know what just killed me.
SBMM hasn't kicked in yet.
I'm like an empty or something.
What is that flying?
There's like a weird mosquito on the mini-map that I keep seeing.
I gotta figure out how to get up here.
They added like an actual mosquito to the game.
Okay.
I can't tell the difference between COD games.
Don't worry, internally they can't either.
even at the studio they're like what up I actually opened up the previous years
I hate when I do that I started watching the last years what I never
Nice
Is this one 200 gigs this year they decided to make it 300 gigs
They took a pole and realized the console players
get more height when their game is of a bigger size because they think there's more content
Yeah, why is this game weirdly silent?
I feel like I'm tiptoeing
It's the ninja perk, yes.
Alright, where is this mosquito piece of shit?
It is a mosquito.
It's like a weird little RC helicopter.
Buddy, are you kidding me?
game in and out for almost two decades and you're still prone in corners.
Two decades, friend.
Maybe this is his first call of duty.
Yeah, I never got any interesting killstreaks that whole time.
Yeah, a nuke, a nuke is capable.
A nuke is doable.
I don't have artillery lies.
Yeah, I mean, Shipra is definitely Call of Duty.
That's my review.
I feel like this game is like battlefield is better I feel like this game is just for
like the ADD who wants to just like do 360s and shoot motherfuckers
Battlefield feels more like more cinematic there's more reason in your
there's more reason in your mouse movements all the duty just feels like
You're some like a...
You're some like a shooter
You just look like a shooter. It's like a paintball arena. Yeah
Can you snipe in this shit?
Battlefield feels like you have more reason to load up, like your kills feel more effective
in the battlefield, you know, it's just like a more fun playground.
This is like a very, yeah, Battlefield is definitely more playground with more things
to do.
unlock the sniper. More play styles, more interesting like cinematic deaths and kills.
There's Warzone and DMZ. I've tried the DMZ in Call of Duty. It doesn't really, it's
like a flat battlefield because it's not like a focused on setting game mode am I
thinking of DMZ whatever the fuck the battlefield shit is they made in this
game
Ground war, yeah, ground war, ground war, that's what I meant.
Oh, shit, the sniper sounds nice.
What type of enemy?
What type of enemy?
Okay, excuse me, sir?
Excuse me?
What the hell?
Oh my God, what is this gun?
What are we doing here?
The sniper is not sniping.
Oh my god, okay, oh my god
God, okay.
Okay, that looked like a miss, but it connected, sure.
I think it's a little...
Oh, should I have killed him?
Razor wire trap?
I actually like this map, I will say.
Oh, they can jump up there.
Yeah, I do like the map.
You're a city?
Yeah, I'm always a sucker for city maps.
I mean, I think this looks better than Battlefield City, depending.
Fuck this guy, bro!
You're still on the yellow crates?
banana crates no way he's still the bro what yo this sniper sucks
ass in this game what the fuck is this dude why is the sniper so odd I think it's
How does the scope like move and shit?
You have lost a lead.
I can't.
I can't.
Okay, dude.
You should have killed my dad.
That's the scope. Can I switch scopes?
Where do you get that shift from where do you get it from the beta just can you switch it in game you can't switch attachments in game
Holy shit, okay
All right, well, I mean it's in the class so I just have to grind the sniper, right? I can't grind something else
You need level four
I
Think it's chasing me only I look at the mini-man
I fucked off nice
No, it's following me and life
We can win this
winnable situation, winnable situation
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
I think SBMM may have kicked in here a little bit.
This ain't no death match.
Long TCK.
This one guy has had every kill streak so far in the fucking game what is going on here?
There's a wall in the enemy.
There's a wall.
Take it down.
Really?
Watch out.
Tell the streets, here we go.
all right okay, okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Is that how we're doing?
We're playing like this.
We're playing like this.
Sorry, fuck the sniper.
Fuck the sniper.
Fine.
Sniper, fine!
I'm blitting the team okay sure
Wow!
Buddy, buddy, are we in like a finale here? Why are these guys all over on the edges of the map here?
the same TDM anymore this is like a battle royale light
I
friendly crossfire in duty
wait they added
did you throw a knife with that?
I wonder if you can throw a knife with the shield
wait you can?
oh my god
Really?
I might need to do that.
Don't let him put you in that!
Oh, I thought there was a guy there.
oh my god that whole area is open I had no idea
what the fuck bro these guys got like angles held
All right, there it is
This game in 2026 this game in 2026
You're crazy, dog. Crazy.
I'm gonna try my hardest forever.
You're crazy, brother!
You're pressing W and A and D so difficultly!
In the beta!
Can I make a class now?
Cause I need to snipe these motherfuckers, alright?
Listen up soldier, you will call me Gunny.
Are you seeing that Gunny?
Give me the sniper, give me the shit, give me the gunsmith.
This optic sucks balls, holy shit they all suck ass, and tell who the fuck knows when.
What?
Is there no good sniping yet?
How did that guy, bro the beta just dropped, how did that guy have an insane amount
scope weapon level 13 second weekend all right looks like I just got a SMG run-and-gun
Dude, Onimusha, next Thursday is feels bad.
I want to play everything.
I want to play everything dude.
I want to play...
Why does that...
Wait, the default scope...
I'm committed to that.
The default scope is actually good now.
Actually good now. Even though it's super zooming.
Ow.
Holy shit, this is actually like a battlefield scope now.
War Dogs open beta next Thursday? Okay.
Fire on me
Blood of the Dawn Walker and onimusha all on Thursday like what am I supposed to do? I want to play all I
Want to play every single one
I don't know, I don't know how to balance all that.
Funny, why is it always you motherfuckers in groups of two?
What is this shit?
They always have a chaperone with them.
We're calm stations.
We've got the data spike.
Read the box.
I want it again!
I want it again!
Chaperone fucking build!
What is this, a field trip?
I'm not doing the effective I'm just killing I don't care about the objective I'm gonna
I'm not here
There's three this time
No!
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
30 seconds till Spike reset.
Okay.
Ah, I can't believe it.
Oh, that's me.
Whoa, it's out of...
turn to base.
Damn, that's fire.
That's a fire animation.
They cooked this here, boys. They cooked.
this is the bond this is the bond
I can't but me.
Baaing, baing, baing, baing, baing, baing, baing, baing, baing, baing, baing, baing.
Where's the shield build?
I should do a shield build.
I should.
I should you're right for the ogenus
Danio Danio Danio Danio Danio Danio
Shock and build I actually created class right now
Where am I looking for the
Chad where do you guys think I'm looking for the what do you call it can I do a shield
with a rocket launcher I'm trying to go pure fucking cancer guys gonna cancel his pre-order
build. I need a riot shield and an RPG with throwing knives. That's what I'm trying to
build there. You have to grind for it? God damn it man. It's not default on the end claimors.
Black buddy.
Oh boy!
Yeah, the default scopes suck balls.
He's right here.
We're making.
No!
We all know that we all know that was a hit I don't know what I don't know what's going
with the sniping right now. I don't know. I don't follow. I don't follow the game sniping.
It's like I'm playing Battlefield and Call of Duty.
Yeah, real fuck out, I'm not going there.
I like this spot next to this car.
Oh shit, I'm so dead.
Come on man!
I'm getting there I'm getting there hold on I'm getting there
Right.
Don't let the dick die.
Don't let the dick die.
Don't let the dick die.
go cap A bro you got an SMG
what are you doing? what are you guys doing?
what the heck pal?
how?
Okay, okay, what what the hell is going on here they're not a they're chilling around
this area they're just camping two points
okay okay okay
I don't want to be here.
Chat, uh, hold on one sec.
Alright.
All right, Liddy gameplay.
Thank you, man.
Yo, right here.
I live right here.
This car right here seems very strong.
Oh, they're mine!
Oh, shit.
Oh, dang it!
Right here.
Insane spot.
I'll take you down on the shore.
Buddy, how do you have ammo to kill two of us, and I shoot you twice and you're seven up?
How?
Snacks going in.
They're putting it up.
I saw a guy there now.
Easy.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Yeah, the pistol, yeah, the pistol! The pistol!
I live here.
Go to the spot right here.
Especially if you don't miss.
Very good it if you don't mess
I got the whole street no one's coming down the street
All right, he got Charlie dude. Oh he got Charlie. Oh he got Charlie
He took five years to peak
What is even going on
ground this what the hell is it like in the circus and you get one of those
mallets you're gonna hit the clown's head
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
I
Eat my brother not doing it
No
Yeah they're scared of me dude.
Yeah they're scared man but they know they know my snipes. Even though we're
losing horribly.
I got full set and dug on my team.
He's not going to repeat.
He's not repeating.
You're going to peek over here, no?
Oh my god.
I can't even see the crosshair.
of
the
of the
of the
of
the
of
the
I
Am off the point dude
I
Defeat hold on yes
I'm done with the sniping, I'm done with the sniping, I'm done with the sniping, I'm
Did my FPS drop so much in this game?
with Frameshenn. Balanced low.
Oh my god!
Oh, what is even happening?
It's like everybody is everywhere all at once in this game.
I think this is more of like a meat grinder map though.
That is a good movie.
Eddie, I'm doing it. You can act it!
Hell fuck this guy! He's in the bus!
Well, yeah, the shotgun in this game actually seems standardized.
They're shooting at it? It's like very...
Huh.
Where are you?
Reacher?
Oh no, the auto shotgun seemed...
way better.
Or not, yeah, if I was a gun.
Oh my god!
Yeah, I think maybe the other guy was better.
You got a name first?
Oh my dude, yeah this is like an insane midrider map.
I was just waiting for this part, they just spawned in actually.
Wow, I shot.
Alright, let's sit here.
There's a guy chilling there.
Now, can I get one of those?
I was about to remind myself of most likely versing kids who take Adderall and their 14
or some shit.
I was going to remind myself, alright, this is sober gaming.
Okay, sober gaming.
Sober skill.
You know, your dad dropped 3K on the gaming PC.
You were supposed to go pro, okay?
You're like, dad, I'm not going to go pro.
Okay, I'm not going to go pro.
Believe me, I'm going to go pro on Fortnite.
Next thing you know, bro, that ship sailed.
You never went pro.
You're just a fuckin' average ass gamer
And now fuckin' you're Adderall riddin'
Cause you thought you don't even know what else to do better
And now you're stuck in Cod
And you're still thinkin' Adderall
I got the fire on me!
Get enemy operator here
I'm the camper now, bradah
I
Most I see other auto-shockin is really good
Just like spam shit
No
They added shotguns for Unks to keep up.
What do you mean, man? Shotguns have always been good in Call of Duty.
Sounds like you never played COD 2, buddy.
The shotgun and COD 2 was so satisfying.
Oh
The pump shotgun and cod two with the smoke and certain destroy
I
More curious how you can have an 80 hour I wonder
80 hours of like
Yeah, it's a lot of cutscene and stuff.
Snapchat out!
They made a name in the game that links your socials to the enemy.
Get me into the Call of Duty, get me into the Call of Duty offices, alright?
And now you guys want another fucking kill streak for these idiots who all buy $30 skins?
Make it so when you kill somebody, it flashes all the socials on their screen.
of
the
death
of
I feel like I'm pretty good how much do you get paid to play this crap I don't get paid
anything good.
I almost had the riot shield.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Let's see.
Where's the Halloween merch?
I don't really know.
thought I'm doing any merch I could I don't really know what to do merch about
I don't really have a yeah I don't know no ideas the brand has no symbol
There you go, there you go. I helped my teammate, and I did enough damage so my teammate could
get a kill against ZeroKills on the leaderboard, so I did enough damage so he could get the
kill. Selfless. You won't understand chat, it's called being selfless.
are you fucking kidding me bro what is this tpk five years
I
Buddy buddy buddy buddy
All right, bro, it's the guns. It's not me it's the guns
confirmed it's the guns it can't it's not it's not my skills the guns buddy oh my
What the f**k is this man?
It's like, uh-uh.
First thing six people against a whole team of six
Say you gotta get one kill and pause
I'm not fighting you.
Really?
uh-oh
What are the people what is it I'm pouring together I'm pours always good, right
Oh your throne you little
Yeah
My dad just came back
Oh my oh my god, oh
My
No Cal, I'm not. I don't really care about that, brother.
Hey!
Did my chain go like it's dying randomly?
That thing scared me.
Yeah, Memento, I really like the demo.
I'm that will be in my next play through.
I am looking forward to that one, brother.
Follow me!
Oh, I stunned myself.
Throughout the campaign in this game.
Man.
Are you done with EFT? No, bro. I will never be done with EFT.
Yeah, this game is like starting to die for some reason.
I'd go back and play more.
Yeah, that game will always be one of the best FPS games on PC in my eyes.
this game can spike your CPU to 100% sometimes maybe that's what's happening
The
buddy, buddy, buddy.
One more shot.
Weep, weep!
I found them all!
What gun do you have, rat?
I
My god my teammate actually saved my life
Yeah, that gun seemed really good.
Oh, the Han.
I
Think like many
Huh
What was that dude what's that shit that was amazing oh my god
I love you
Leaping
They have warzone up quite like actual
That's weird. It's forced squads.
I'm gonna exit this game soon. It's high.
Very high.
I'm going to try.
Very very ight.
Yeah, Gallipoli I'm going to try.
of
the
death of
the
death of
Is this like a smaller VR they made?
What the hell?
survive to redeploy form and team mate kill to bring it back faster
I
Does my epa B feel closer
I
Need to log maybe
Holy shit, that guy was an enemy.
Ah, we did it.
I swear this looks odd.
Yeah did like my FOV reset or some shit?
Oh my god it did.
I was about to say what happened to the game.
Oh yeah, shield.
Two light LMGs.
G's
You have to secure ship
It's almost like dynamic objectives that they had in war zone with contracts
120 f of e is legit disgusting
It really isn't dude this looks perfect
That looks like it will blow up. Hey, there's a guy in the train, dad!
Oh, I missed.
Nithing.
I'll call this guy.
Uh-oh.
Oh
Popping up all my plates
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
Eliminate all bouts of target.
Jermaine, back down here.
I can't believe you're playing violent games like this,
but you know my cat is watching?
I'm sorry, dude.
You're right.
You have reinforcements.
I apologize.
Time for vengeance.
You're reconcloying.
Oh my god, loadouts loop.
I have no loadouts to drop.
I have nothing
what are you kidding me dude the helicopter just dropped and stole my
I'm like blew up on the guy
Oh my god, I was like an escalator of death
Chopper kill steal. Yeah, whatever man. Call of duty is call of duty. Call of duty is
Call of duty
You know what isn't call of duty
That's a random game made by these random devs
The one thing I want to press on this fucking website and it doesn't work
Are you kidding me dude
That's crazy!
Oh, shit!
Okay, okay, brother!
Okay, okay!
Relax, brother!
In Expedition, attackers must break through sector by sector while maintaining their momentum.
Every sector contains a headquarters and a support objective.
Their positions can shift from battle to battle.
To take a sector, attackers must overwhelm the headquarters to capture it.
The attackers must then secure it in one of two ways.
The first is building fortifications, which can be done by multiple players at once and cannot be reversed.
The second involves planting a bomb, which must be protected from enemies until it detonates.
Got it.
The support objective...
We are lying in here, we're lying in...
Oh, 50 man servers!
Oh, shit!
Alright, right here at the HQ.
Whoa!
Get it together! Get it together!
Okay, okay!
Careful of this guy.
I tried not to do anything. Whatever.
Build menu no friendly fire
I'm following this guy
Six eggs, okay, that could have been me I
Don't know who shot you man. I'm looking oh my god
What I said like a trip mine
Interesting, interesting. Mordred kill?
We have little areas here as well.
oh shit look at this he's got the bunny ear ass binoculars dude he's getting intel
really the tech
I'm gonna say God this is gonna bully you were killed by Joe
Oh, I'm going trench to trench.
What the hell?
Is that a mortar?
It looks like a blueberry.
Dude, who is this Joe guy?
Yeah, you mean your mama?
You mean your mama?
It doesn't.
Nice.
Don't worry keep shooting the mortars. I'll be your defense. I
Wonder if I stand right here that will kill me
I don't think I did it.
I'll kill the girl!
Alright, the goal is one kill.
That's okay, it's friendly.
Yo mama!
Oh my god.
Can't just turn into two people?
The hell?
Were there two guys there?
There it is, the chief squad beaten.
There it is, boys!
We're winning!
We're almost there.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Oh my god, no one's ever made it this far.
No one has ever made it this far.
Captain Ooga Booga down, boys.
Run me, man! Run me!
Oh, shit.
Flanking. Flanking maneuver.
Prone flank.
I don't know what something just shot me oh my god, oh, it's okay
I'm here I'm here
We're winning Mars, we're winning!
Nice.
Easy, easy.
What? I can just strip in and one-tap.
Spot in, spot in.
They're gonna retake it if we don't hurry.
Hurry man, hurry!
Oh, shit.
Oh my god, they were all there!
This is for Battlefield 1 dude.
Come on.
Are you serious bro? How is this guy behind?
Call the duty ass, spawn.
This guy, are we actually get flanked there?
I swear on me mom, I swear on me mom man
Oh, yeah, the secret path.
Gallipoli.
Aye!
Oh my god, bro, where even were you, dude?
He's right there!
That's a great spot, actually.
actually that's a great spot you can't be shit great spot
the great spot you absolute piece of shit motherfucker it's a great spot
Help me! Help me, please!
I'm in a castle for me to hunt!
Any medics?
Any other guns martini Henry the good old martini Henry
I'm gonna go all the way around here, oh my god, never mind, it's all razor wire.
You have to filter out of one of these areas.
Here we go.
Trone tactics.
Don't worry, no one's that good at shooting, they're not going to kill me.
Keep going.
Hey, I'm still in here!
Roy's right here!
What happened?
Did we kill each other?
The second guy killed me.
The Martini Henry!
he doesn't know he doesn't know what's your surprise are you serious who dude
Who is looking here? Oh, he's right there, man. Oh my god. This game is filled with a bunch of camping fox dude
Max pain I literally just played I just be a sword game buddy. Okay, maybe you should open your eyes friend
there's a guy here
OHHHHHHHHHH
I fagged that dude, fagged I died
Stay low, stay low, stay low, stay low, stay low, brothers, stay low.
I'm reloading my weapon!
He's down!
He's punishing my weapon!
The strats boys!
He's reloading my weapon!
Okay.
Reloaded!
Reloaded! Keep an eye on them!
Single-handed!
No way they're reclaiming that.
Are you serious, man?
I own that shit, dude.
Fuck this gun.
It's a good gun, bud.
I
Really good at gaming man. He's a gamer right there
I swear I'm warming as we get to your kills in this game.
Just like this.
Hover.
Okay.
Whatever, Matt.
Whatever, dude.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Stay low, stay low!
Be one with the wheat field.
The ground is hot, but do not worry!
I did not hurt you!
Get it together, get it together!
Oh my god, I made it.
Oh my god.
No one's ever made it this far.
Holy shit.
Can I actually do this?
I'm cutting it.
Oh my god, boys.
It really is.
It really is the land.
Oh my god.
Oh god, oh god, oh god, up here, up here, up here.
Oh, the ground hurts.
Are you serious?
Okay. I must have had a landmine.
What?
Maybe the wire did do it.
No one killed me.
Oh no, I think they actually made us, I think we fell back.
This is under attack.
Oh my god, wait!
Oh my god, Wayne!
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Oh, that's each other!
No, no, no.
It's over.
Oh, they all spawn there.
Nice.
Winnable.
It's winnable.
I thought they're fucked.
What?
I'm trying to get in there, dude!
Holy shit dude.
Am I like, perma suppressed?
I just saw a guy and he conveniently disappeared.
Found him!
Wow.
Wow.
Maybe.
We are forcing Johnny's own out of this sector.
Okay, this guy's defending his ship really getting very well.
I'm over here prone trying to worm in.
This guy's just flying around, no one's shooting him.
Finally! Oh my god!
Alright, let's try it again. Here we go.
Yeah, okay
You might win
Oh my...
I'll make the bridge. I'll do it. I will do it. I'm gonna make this bridge. I'm leading.
I
I don't know what's going on, but I think we're winning.
I'm here, I'm here.
Now we can win, we can win!
Oh my god, he was right there!
Shallow most headshots
9 kills 900 deaths.
Yeah, you play style always on hardcore.
That was cool, bro.
Core zero company.
Yeah, don't judge me, okay?
I don't have a thousand hours in X comma, right?
There will be a lot of fail here, but it will be fun.
All right, let's see we ever.
Did I play hardcore?
Okay, okay.
All right hold up hold up
For the laughs
Is this as good as a Sanzo priority switch games it was if you like the Sanzo you probably like that
We're seeing a Star Wars game get good reviews.
Hard expert.
I'll go hard.
Okay, let's see what we have here.
Oh, permanent death is on default.
This makes choices permanent.
I'll just leave it like this.
It's supposed to be played, perva-death, oh.
Is it as bad as they're saying?
Seven more worlds intend to secede.
Senate will announce it in tomorrow morning's session.
That's only the headline.
Intelligence was just briefed on reports
of a separatist fleet massing in the Saralona system.
The planet's about to become a battleground.
Then we need to make our move.
You got someone?
Hawks.
Seems familiar.
They were a rising star in the Grand Army, Captain the 100th Clone Company, under Jedi General Paul Kral.
Paul Kral?
I haven't read about them.
Weren't they dismissed after leading their company into that massacre on the Indian team?
That's what they put on the news.
Whatever happened Hawks went private. Built up their own intelligence outfit. Zero company.
Take a look for yourself.
Name drop.
Select an origin. Oh shit, dude. Oh whoa wait really?
Murialon? Murialon? We're gonna be this guy. Body face? How insane can you get here?
3, 1, 2, skin tone, eyebrows, the tilligo freckles hair,
I might make it so all my whole squad is required to have a broccoli haircut
Everyone we have the finest fader and the all the galaxies
Everybody's emo
The finest hair cuts in all the galaxy
Yeah, everybody's emo
Rid of this fucking tattoo, where do you get rid of this shit from?
Everybody who joins the team can I customize them?
I'm trying to get rid of this how do I get rid of this?
Okay, there we go, it's on his head
I'm actually, that's kind of all you can do.
That's it.
He's just emo.
That's it.
That's it.
I guess he's just emo.
Okay, the lore is he's an old emo guy and he still thinks he's hip.
He's been emo since he was 20.
thing you know he's 60 and he's still emo. That's the lore. I think that's the
best cut. I don't see any other cats here.
You can change face type? Oh my god.
Come on, Brevi.
How much can you blend here?
DLSS 5 on.
Holy moly.
What are the other races?
Presets origin. What if I do preset here?
Oh, there's not as many.
as many. Oh, they can't have hair though. Yeah, we're gonna go with the emo dude. Go
back origin this motherfucker this motherfucka this fucking guy this fucking
I don't know man I'm kind of feeling I'm feeling I think I'm kind of feeling this guy this guy looks cool
Just got right here. Maybe. Alright. Move this out of here. Get rid of the beard. Back
back to white here. Oh yeah, hold up the cut. There it is. Very nice. Not sure where to
put this right there.
I think we're good, man.
There's really not much else to do here.
I think we're chilling with this.
Perfect, he's ready.
And where?
Oh, shoot!
Yeah, we could. That's crazy. What is this? Oh, shit, man. Chill. By Pat DeWine.
Yeah, the it looks nice.
The tops look good.
There's so many.
I don't know which one.
We could just make it so I'm like super swaggy.
The customization is actually pretty good.
Yeah, why are the customizations great?
Okay, so the lore changed basically I was the galaxy's one of the galaxy's greatest
performers went from galaxy to galaxy performing my greatest hits and then well oh my God dude
You're crazy
My stage name was flashbang
What the hell oh
Hold on oh here we go
You look like the Empire military I
Yeah, I look crazy, dude. Oh shit. Okay, okay, specialization.
Assault, straight up assault.
Medic? True, I'll make the greatest medic ever.
And he uses a long arm blaster, a sniper medic, and before there's like a range on heels.
Hux? Pog? Poghawks? Uh, has to be Hawks. Mike?
Welcome to the team everything all right over here
All right nice
Confirm whoa
You're great at this so far man you're great
They're exactly what we've been looking for whoa skilled
Experienced? Comfortable in a war zone?
Known operators include former separatists and syndicate associates.
I'll grant you skilled, but a band of crooks led by some washout?
The Fathom and the Coil aren't sitting on their hands.
With Serelonis under threat, our windows closing.
We take a risk. Or we lose.
Wow.
Agreed.
Contact Huxfield proxy, I'll clear the funds.
Oh, shit!
where am I where am I
I'm ready to blast them like it.
Ho ho I'm ready Doc!
Yes!
Orbit rush for crap!
I don't fuck out!
There it is!
Oh
My god
Oh my god, it's me dude
Oh
Shit still got it on there
Was I that cat got a signal rides on the way, but it's gonna be a minute
How we look at cab
Okay, you hear me yeah
Hurry, my turtie.
The slow working means the fingies keeping.
Good for you, pops.
While we're all wearing blaster bolts for neckties, you'll still be able to do your
arithmetic.
Getting hot over here?
Keep on it, Papa.
We're going to buy you some time.
Papa?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Papa?
Oh, shit.
We got tranqas!
You can rotate with Q and E.
Was that to move the camera? Navigate?
Oh so one is moved to his attack how many points does it two AP to attack?
100% hit chance, crit chance.
I'm playing on hard, Hermedeath.
I see him last be one droid
You're dead
Okay, okay
All AP fire repeating blaster
Thank you for the scrappy.
All right.
Sure, sure.
We did everything. Wait, did he die?
That just means he's injured.
You may hit me.
Here goes nothing.
Oh my god.
You know what? Does he need cover?
Each operative has to move, attack and use abilities.
use what you have but literally the droids. Fire Blaster is 70% chance. What's stopping
him? It's all half covers. There's no full cover parts. This is full cover. Oh, so two
Two stack is a two cover.
That's a full cover right there.
Hey, I eat this, bitch!
Oh, he actually has a covering fire.
Alright, he's done.
Entered.
Oh, so actually it also tells me if I have a chance to actually hit him.
There's no chance to hit him here, but 40% chance to hit him here.
50% chance. 100% chance to hit him here.
3 AP to move.
Oh yeah, that's not worth it at all.
not worth it at all. Might as well just move this guy over. You can just one tap this guy.
Right there.
And before wave two
Never doubted you for a second cabbie
The client gets their view back, but what about the rest?
Regan it's up for grabs
Three-four prime the door
Oh shit, what's in there?
Yeah, check for more of those things in there, I have no checking you all cover you yeah
Yeah, what you said last time.
I guess that's what we're after.
Company coming!
Eyes up. We're gliding.
Oh
We have a decent amount of people here all right. Oh, we got four people
I guess they're pretty full into that, all the fuck.
Let's show them what we can do.
All right, let's move Hawk here.
And then just like XCOM, you can just overwatch
the area.
90 percent.
Oh, it's just like the arc of attack. Wait, am I doing this right?
Oh, you have to specifically do it right there.
They're watching me all the overwatch reversal
Move Hawks to the highlighted position, just have to go around the overwatch and just shoot.
What?
You did a one-tapper?
What's up? You're doing one tapper?
May I attack the other guy? Of course use, use to select your target.
This seems like
very dangerous for no reason. Unnecessary.
Now you're just exposed,
guy. Maybe he's supposed to die.
They're coming.
Rally?
I have to...
Rally?
I have to um...
I got you buddy.
Yeah, I'm trying. Get a move on.
Oh, that's hustle, box.
You can zoom out a little further. Three injuries? Really? Oh, now it's two.
Oh, if they get down three times, they're dead.
Well...
brother I need you to come back here and hide brother all right come over here
and hide come over and hide you come over and hide this guy is gonna fucking
overwatch over here okay this dude's gonna push up over here and then he's
gonna overwatch like that. 40% easy. And then this dude is going to just shoot this guy
and he's gonna hit. And that's why you don't Gamba. And that is why you do not Gamba. And
Instead overwatch this now everybody's overwatching
Easy
Missed
And you got a wish me
I
May live this guy
These days
Right there easy
We've been ready, Mebo. Where are you?
Looking for someone to land that isn't swarming with separatists.
There's a platform up ahead. We'll meet you there.
What do you mean, tutorial done? Hee hee hee.
Oh, whoa. Oh, cool.
Doesn't look like the trouble's gonna end today.
Yeah, but till it's over.
Doesn't look like the republic's gonna end today.
Yeah, but till it's over.
Jim, actually, seems pretty good.
Let's take a look.
We want to get out of here. That'll have to move.
We gotta move this.
This might be a combat zone. It totally is.
Grandma oh my
Defeat the separatists
He's a clap well my friend now for the rest of
Oh, use the call for backup ability and select trick.
What the fuck is trick?
Use trick.
Providing backup.
So now if I shoot with him, an attack on his own.
Oh, I see, it's literally like a combo attack.
And then hazards, you can shoot those, but he has nothing, he can do anything.
has let you know. One AP.
So I might be able to shoot this guy 90.
Stambo towel. Still in the little tutorial.
40% overwatch.
Oh, he has no cover.
Oh, you can't do anything.
This guy might be able to...
45% hit.
Nice.
Alright.
There!
nice all right
yeah
that's great that looks like a control panel
oh there's a melee user
uh-oh my stealth melee
What are you doing?
Saw that right there.
That's something on the battlefield.
I like the cost of the cruiser uses.
I didn't press it again to confirm.
All right.
We have some stuff we got to do here.
Operate crane?
You want me to just buck it?
Okay.
We're sacrificing this guy, apparently.
There she goes!
Really?
Oh, okay, he just hawked to shoot the striker and earned plus one advantage.
Now we have 10 advantage.
Ah, I see.
Oh, you have to target one of them.
I read in the area.
I just started back I just started
The quality of the game seems great
75
Overwatch seems like it's the most powerful move in this game, as it costs no AP.
Now in three people, it's like a triple dice roll.
Okay, what?
Okay.
Isn't it a triple dice roll?
who hits it uses all your AP the first permadeath anything you do I work
Wonders, not miracles.
I know if this can't drive, John.
He was a good operator.
He knew the risks.
Went in with eyes wide open.
Hawks.
We have a survivor.
Hawks.
Get that mask off.
Michael signs a critical.
He didn't say.
Those who eat...
Those who are eaten...
He looks sick.
What's he saying?
No rides in the head.
I am not the coil.
And I am infinite.
Um...
She will show you your destiny.
It is not death that awaits me.
Not death.
No.
Oh my, how he is dead.
That is wrong, father.
All right, I think we're done here.
Let's get scarce for any more of these creeps, show up.
There it is.
All right, steal the separatist hollow puck.
Now the game begins.
Sweet.
we made it oh whoa it's a nice city
built in New York on an asteroid
yeah where's my helmet
Whoa, operators, we lost them, Aurelia was killed.
Feels bad.
Can't keep working like this.
This bout to refresh her cap said it wasn't his fault but it won't do it again.
What?
No, no, this is about money.
Wrench is doing her last two clients skipped out on us.
Runaan's wrapped up the Saralona's job.
Well, even when they pay up, it will cover a third of our debt to the Huts.
I told you it was extortion and you were all,
oh, desperate times, Rue, and guess what?
Surprise, surprise, now they are even more desperate.
Aurelio's gone.
Do you run off?
No.
Bro, twice this guy has drank and it seems like an empty cup.
to hire a new operator. With what? Credits.
Just put Cab and whoever else has people skills on collections and cut the ops budget. That'll
keep the lights on for now. There is nothing to trim. The best butcher in the galaxy couldn't
find an ounce of fat. I think she can.
How'd a car do you sell a line like that?
Deliveries everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Listen, just stick with me for now, okay?
I'm working on it.
All right, but not forever.
Of course not.
Hey, you know, worst case, saving your salary
buys us a whole month.
Oh, come find me at the holotable when you're ready
to start doing something this fall.
Dude, he looks fine.
Looks better than your generic piece of shit.
Business as usual.
Speak with your companions, visit the holotavel.
Alright, okay.
This den is decommissioned cargo freighter permanently docked at the Ring of Kaferin.
mine and colony and deep-state strata post this is your home of between missions
a place to devise strategies manage a lot of check in with your operators
let's see here
Okay, okay, Space Acoustics.
That was cool, man.
Alright, let's go to the holo table.
The crew.
Yeah, this guy's cool.
Hey, Kat.
There's shame about Aurelio.
Yeah.
We were squabbling over cars just last night.
Hell of a thing.
But if they can take it, I can.
The wheelies get paid for the job.
Not yet.
Still waiting for our mystery client to pay us a visit.
Speaking of mysteries, for a guy who barely played,
Little Rodion was suspiciously lucky at Corellian Spike.
You think he was rolling loaded Chance Cubes?
It made playing him halfway interesting.
But he wasn't that lucky.
Nothing worse than the Oblivion remake?
What do you mean by that?
No.
I guess not.
That character creator was so good.
Oblivion's character creator was insane.
Catch anything on your listening red cab?
Should we expect trouble from the Cerelonist job?
Ah, not the sepiii chat-a-natter.
They're not Trekkies here, I'll come for you.
Good.
What do you think's on that coil hollow-puck we met?
Battle plans?
Ah, only question, Kaby-asky, is whether the client paid on time.
Curious beckoning makes furious reckoning, eh?
Yeah.
I'm probably right.
I know I didn't finish that.
Where's the third companion?
Clev, any maintenance issues to report?
Uh...
I'm flurryin' out of shit.
Well, now I'm worried.
What were the holotable hops?
This, uh...
Number one dentin.
How's it going?
Clarified, please.
Everything good with you?
Everything?
Unrealistic.
Put a pin in that.
I did unlock a new outfit it said.
What's the new one?
Fine, I'll change up the drip bro. Okay, I'll change up the damn drip a little bit, okay? Okay, we're gonna go
I
Kind of like what I'm wearing a coat
What I mean
I need the same shade of green maybe this
Sheesh.
Sheesh.
Green on green, boys.
It's like three shades.
Shame about the radio.
Neesh?
Who's a radio?
Let's use for the fallen in zero company.
I got the living to worry about.
We'll be joining Aurelio soon enough
if we don't start making some credits fast.
I figured we were in bad shape
when Runa blew in here huffing up a storm.
Hope you two go to plan.
We're working on it.
Good, good.
I should have the wiring in the armory
patched up before too long.
We'll still be broke,
but at least I'll be able to keep our blasters in working order it's that
win-and-mix of savvy and understatement that makes me glad I hired you on me
interact with the hollow table let's see here you're not gonna like this but
the alternative is worse there's somebody that would like to talk to
Thank you.
Hoxy!
Oh!
Hello, Gorgia.
Who's the boss of the house in Batagrancha?
Who's the boss of the house in Batagrancha?
Could you just throw us a bone here, Gorgia?
Business, it's been slow, but I assure you nobody wants this deck covered more than me.
Uba-Gusha-Hoxy.
Chippicha-Jobana-Uba.
Captain Shadow.
Chon-Uba-Potak-Drake-Snydi-Pata.
Boom-Fu-Tu-Niti-Kreeda.
Sato-No-Ho-Cha-Kwana-Luto.
Oh, that's... that's so generous of you, Dorgah.
Okay. Hi, Dorgah.
Um, let's be realistic here.
Those are some big, rapidly-compounding numbers.
There's got to be something you can do for us.
Che uberwuna, ki ki yulu.
Nice ki flutterguck to muwanderer.
Wao siro ka mani na mee.
Uba kwe du jobana ke mi.
Huh? Huh?
Huh?
Really?
Uliwaka rego madlope hobsi.
Eba tawama wabak.
Kibuska, bechizt uchuska!
Pufka buka mukamaki!
Nalhada!
Okay, Gorgas has drawn suspicions that one of his clerks is colluding with his rivals.
He wants us to tell Bruckner the clerk in question who has been working out of Gorgas
Palace on now what a 50 in telecost.
Our team followed-
The police talks to you about getting an exterminator in your office for that stonemite
thing.
What stonemite thing?
You know what?
Don't worry about it.
fine. Oh, these are just, okay, I see. These are just Intel missions. And now we can go
here critical operation. Our team called brockner drowning is ours and in the bar
I started an economics reading group no, okay fine
Republic transit codes turns out he's been feeding intelligence on Gorgia to the Republic
Game three influence and zone crash 500 credits
Whatever. Let's get influence. Hand him over to Gorgia.
Rocktor didn't say a word on the right back to Nahada, but it experiences an indicator
he'll be singing for Gorgia soon enough.
So you get reputation in different sectors.
Three operators. This is probably a battle one.
Edit squad, I have to play with these guys.
eliminate all hostiles who we don't know if we got four of these guys are up here
3 AP move. Oh, so now they die. They're dead-dead.
single ally he'll throw some targets allies cannot be used on droids this
range oh that's the range of the move
Oh, Singa, I grants an ally an additional AP.
Oh, the range.
So he can throw combat, stim at him.
Okay, what happens with him now?
He does way more damage.
18 hit.
Oh shit! Oh my god!
I missed.
Easy.
Are you serious right now?
Oh, this isn't good.
So that's not gonna one tap him, huh?
This guy doesn't have a melee.
Whoops.
That's not good.
That, I messed up.
Shit shit shit, dude, I'm screwed
Pointless.
Are you kidding me bro?
He got down.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god
Are you get brothers that is no damage
I'm at this is actually terrible. Can I restart the mission?
I'll show this again
Oh, I meant to push the scabber here, what's this, uh, what move is this?
That's one AP. Wow, he does no damage either. Yikes. He has no back. Can you back him up?
I'll get down.
Gabby, thank you!
Ah!
Ah, let's see how the heal works now.
Worth.
Nice.
What?
There's no point in moving him.
40% I guess I could move him up bud might as well just overwatch and hold
old. got you. Nice. They both got it.
Okay
Are you kidding me this one HP garbage you're joking
Thanks, you can only heal twice
Seven advantage?
I got you.
So now they're all buffed on morale.
65%.
Come on, dude.
I should have just moved. I just had this guy.
How? Even with morale you do no damage, you shit?
I push up here overwatch it
Keep it a nice all over watch it
Nice
Shot was on target.
I'm gonna have this guy just fall back here.
What's the supper? Cutting up!
That'd be pretty good to do this.
Yeah, this guy's a tank apparently.
Alright, these guys are in a little bit of a weird position.
Let's have this guy go here.
Does this last the whole round?
Two turns.
I got my eye on you.
All right, wait, all right, it does increase their bond
All the lucky getting some time from radio to linear. Where do you see that from radio to linear?
Where do you see that
I
Hybrid linear
Oh nice that does seem way better
Oh easy mark seven advantage
Okay 25% chance I don't know if that was close enough that was probably stupid to be honest
Grants an additional AP. Let's try shooting this dude. 40%.
Nice, he actually got him.
got him. He casts it on himself and valid target. Wow, he ran into the other. Wow. Okay.
Okay
All right, they always calling for backups so no matter what when he attacks the guy with the buff will assist
There it is boys
Easy clap.
Okay, okay.
Cycle 3 in debt to the Hunts.
Debt owed 80,008 cycles remain.
Focus points available.
and some cross points. Visit the personal facility.
Ahhhh...
Bonds!
Operator abilities, I'm just going to make it so my heals are insane.
Yeah, this guy's a pure medic. You will be healed.
More Bonds is nice.
all cross training. Critical damage. Range damage. Max health. Alright, so it's squads
of three then in this game you can modify and change their weapons as well
impact bomb versus a med pack utilities you can have it actually I would rather
I'd rather give this guy the bomb or the nade.
Here it can leave me.
All right.
I believe he said that Gorgias and my graduate
has missions for us to both Kalar and Dantuin
and wants to know which of the two we would like to tackle first.
I know what I'd do.
Dantuin.
Another day and a credit.
Whoops, or not.
We're gonna go there eventually.
Alright, well we have Onderon, Execute.
Oh, is that a new thing I just got for her again?
behind every proper gang of crafts is a proper increase critical hit damage by
plus two when firing the blaster okay
you'll get the job done I bet
goodbye if you need anything else
There are no treks in. Launch mission, insufficient intel, a lair, okay. This is the squad, edit
Squad cab uppercut.
This is everybody.
I
Capture the tech
I'm gonna buff this guy we're gonna make this guy a demon
I can't tell if a melee has a one-tap here 75% chance and you miss
easy. Uh oh. That's not good.
one last client
that and and and and and and and and and and
This guy had another APS.
Wait, did I mess that up? Should I have waited for him to deplete?
Because he was already maxed out.
Yikes.
Just overwatch this.
How much AP?
Two AP?
Yikes.
Yikes, I got a rocket primed.
Ow.
It's okay, he doesn't have any to shoot.
He does.
Sorry, nobody's dying here.
That's crazy, he's good.
There's no way you missed, you useless shit.
Let's take him down, Nick Garrett.
Reinforcements.
Oh my God, I messed up!
Uh-oh.
I threw.
I defend the savecracker, region occupied, just sit there, okay.
Is he doing his thing?
Yeah, I think he's good.
I'm just gonna make it so everybody overwatches.
He's over-washing, but he is gonna heal himself.
Come up here, you clanker shits!
You're dead.
Get him!
And smug!
Ha ha!
Very good!
Yeah, easy clap.
No way, no way!
Oh shit!
he missed hurry hurry hurry hurry kill this guy and then go around
secure the goods
I'm at the escape now, right?
Yeah.
Well, they got a super droid.
More reinforcements?
Do we leave?
Forty-five percent.
Feels bad.
We're leaving.
Do we leave or kill?
Okay, we're dead.
We're officially dead.
Fucking trash.
We're officially dead.
Exactly what I wanted perfect
Sionara assholes.
I cannot tell what the range is here.
Why can he not throw it this far? Oh.
That did not hit everybody I wanted it to hit.
Okay.
Alright, it's time to leave. It's time to leave.
Exactly where we wanted them, boys.
Easy clap.
Is this cover here?
Oh, it is.
I might be able to walk in them now.
Nice
He's primed we'll make it though
No dude
Brother, no!
Uh-oh.
That missile's gonna hurt.
Oh easy, I got it all.
Just all their AP jumping.
No one dead yet?
Should have just killed them for some XP.
True.
Very nice.
very nice we got a nice weapon mod
Well, who are you in there?
Your team.
Guess they wanted to get paid.
So you're our mysterious employer from the Saralona's job.
Baroness Mordent of Lunata.
Or you can call me Jay.
Here you go, Jay.
Thank you.
We'll transfer the credits directly.
Always a pleasure doing business with clients, you bet.
Then you're in luck.
My friend and I have another job for you.
Who is your friend?
Lieutenant Benny Calleran.
Republican intelligence.
I thought I felt strange at that.
The misdirection was necessary to see if your team could handle this kind of work.
And what kind of work would that be?
This belongs to a terrorist paramilitary organization called the Infinite Coil.
They're led by a woman named Kundri Fatham.
Reports indicate that they're all infected with some kind of disease.
It's the extent of our knowledge.
The Coil is infiltrating Republic territory,
opening doors for separatist invasion armies to march through.
What? You're the checkbook for this little op, Baroness?
Hardly. My title's all I have left.
Yeah, there's a character creator. It's...
Father took my home.
It's a little shallow.
And I'm working with intelligence to take it back.
Well, I hope you got some kind of plan.
Still in progress. But thanks to you, we have our next lead.
That's an 8-trick.
Quartzilius and the Hosnian system.
That's Fathom's next target.
And it's ours too.
We're prepared to offer zero company a generous contract.
The Baroness and I will embed with your team.
And together, we will find out what Fathom
is doing on Quartzilius and stop it.
So what do you say?
No thanks.
Hawks, the Republic needs someone like you.
Independent, nimble.
Easy to cut loose if something goes wrong. Yeah, another drill.
The coil's threat is real.
And they're gathering strength.
Someone needs to stop them.
Last time I bought a pitcher like that, a lot of good soldiers died.
Hawks, I read your file.
You were set up to fail on Antean.
This will be different.
And here you are.
With your proxies, your secret missions.
It's the same song, Lieutenant.
It's just a different verse.
How about this, then?
Ah.
We know you're drowning in debt to the Huts.
Take the contract and get out from under their tails.
Look, I had my doubts, but the Baroness convinced me that you were the best person for this job.
Look me in the eye and tell me that you can afford to turn this down.
Uh-oh. The credit card debts are high.
Double it.
I'll set up my station in your command center.
Come see me when you're ready to begin.
All right.
Honor and truth.
You ought to be careful with that.
People can smell it on you,
smell it on you and then they get ideas keep it up I'll charge you triple
I
Know if you need anything boss, okay two barrels
Honestly the other guy I suck man
She's a new one
Increase rain damage rain damage. Yeah, you were range damage focus tree
Her I don't know if I want to use her just yet. I have no idea
More medic
Oh, that's four
Melee operators assist damage
Easy mark maybe this guy's a really good assister
This guy's my nuker powerful rocket explosion advantage 10
That seems pretty damn strong
This guy has so much melee damage, shit.
What the hell?
All melee damage?
What the heck?
Really?
Why?
Here is your rate payment for this Saralona's job and the advance on the job we discussed.
Wow, straight from a public intelligence.
Actually, the funds were out of the Shackle Corporation and two proxy accounts,
but regardless, everything is in order.
Enough to pay off your debts, plus a little extra.
Much obliged.
Hey, Hawks, let's open the upgrades.
I'm ready to ready for you.
All right.
Let me see.
Change specialization.
overwatch. Can I refund this? Yeah, this guy's gonna be all about overwatch. Can you just
make them all sharpshooters? This guy is more like a debuffer.
He's more damaged, Piz.
He's more damaged, Piz.
Quick Sardarm hit.
Medic with a Overwatcher and he's more damage based.
I guess he is more of a melee character.
Honestly she's so much better for this.
She should technically be the sharpshooter.
She's gonna be my squad now.
Six health execute.
Alright, let me see.
Upgrade facility.
Oh, it is four in squad.
three. This unlocks the black market. Oh, so it's like a building thing. So I can buy
stuff for my character. Oh, you can recruit new people? Oh, really?
Baaaaaam, baaaaaam.
Na na na na na na.
Calitant specialization heavy.
I kinda like everybody right now, but I guess you kinda want more people in your roster as time goes.
Yeah, I can always change their shit.
I'll hire that guy for now.
I'm ready to brief you on the Cortsilius.
Oh yeah, this one is for people.
What have you got for me, Ben?
Cortsilius.
Trade hub for the Osnian system, it's prosperous ecumenopolis.
I mean, city planet, Hawks.
I know what, Eggman.
I know what, Emmett.
I know what it means, Runa.
It means there's a lot of credits moving through that time.
Yes, but you wouldn't know it in the undercity.
Overdevelopment wiped out their natural resources centuries
ago, so now they import everything.
You know how it is.
Couple corporations get rich off shipping contracts.
Yeah.
Nobody else has left to fight for scraps.
It looks like things are getting worse.
Coil has been spotted meeting with local gangsters.
Determine the time and location of their next meet.
The Gressen Breakboat Dockyard.
Get down there, find out what they're up to.
But please, do it quietly.
We don't want to tip them off.
That's my middle name.
Nope, their middle name's Kef.
You said you weren't going to tell anybody.
Kef.
All right, let's get a team together.
This is the squad.
This is who we're launching with.
This is the squad.
It seems like it might be worth getting somebody to taunt.
Like make this guy a tank.
What the hell, who is this guy?
uppercut conditioning unstoppable oh wait that says advantage max health increase
yeah I'm gonna make this guy our tank I'm ready to brief you on the court
Silly mission, remember you're right.
Listen to him, I'll eat her like a baby mutt.
Wait!
True.
Yeah, Nick Honda.
I don't know about you, but I want to make friends.
Oh, so you can change their talent ability and then also make them this, uh, it's not
just that.
You can change the talent.
I don't know about you, but I like XCOM.
If you like Midnight Suns and you like XCOM, this one's probably good.
You'll probably enjoy this.
I haven't played a lot of these styling games, but I know that they're very popular.
This one seems very well-made.
This is the Gressenbrink book dockyard.
Our intel indicates that the coil is meeting local gangsters here tonight.
Copy.
Evening, friend.
What the hell's a slug, Rats?
Thanks for the water.
How many of them are corroded?
I don't know.
How many of them are corroded?
It's stuck to this trash can.
Look at that.
That's one of the planetary power generators that provides energy to the upper layer of the city.
And all their waste gets thrown down here exactly a fair trade
Plus 10 Intel
Even if friends this road's closed so I see good better get going
Okay, buddy, I see how it is
I'm not sure what it is.
On a different way.
That was too easy.
I learned that one.
I don't remember that jump.
I want a charcoal color.
Charming.
We made it.
Oh my hat!
What the hell is that?
Any trouble with customs?
Vathom wants these distributed planet wide.
We must not disappoint her.
As long as we get paid.
You have been indiscreet.
What are you talking about?
You have been indiscreet.
What are you talking about?
Oh, they know. They know.
Ah, Griff. You. With me. Dispatch them.
So much for the quiet approach.
Oh, there's a lot.
I wonder if you need to melee this game doesn't seem like it's very melee heavy friend today's
This is the first time I've heard slug and rat in the same word.
The smart mouth won't help you breathe at the bottom of your mouth.
Alright, this guy's my main damage dealer here.
All AP to AP.
Hold on does it do they hold overwatch and so they can attack multiple in the cone
Right as long as I
Don't know what just caused that to happen that she's just like automatically help
I'll set you up.
I like this idea better. What do these do? Taunt? Retaliation? Fire blast. Insane mess.
Okay, alright, you're being benched, you piece of shit. What the fuck was that?
What the, what the hell was that, asshole?
asshole
If you need an enemy restores one HP
That's kind of the execute
Okay, so then let's try this... maybe.
Alright, let's see if this is enough.
So she'll get one more AP on hit.
Oh wow, she needs to do like... that does no damage.
It'll be a quick draw.
Okay, well not GG.
No.
Awkward.
They made me.
No!
Ahah! Why ya tooka?
Stop this, you idiot!
Do it yourself then.
Nuka muka!
I'm ready I'm right I need you to shoot this guy in the face for no damage
Okay, okay, winnable, winnable situation.
This guy has nowhere to go without getting shit on right now, so this is kind of weird.
I need you to cancel this overwatch.
Wow, she can't hit him?
That'd be a stupid idea.
That was 9 AP.
What's the hell?
Oh wait, she executed.
Wait, what?
Does she auto-execute?
Oh, this also makes it so they have a massive debuff
she puts on them.
25% debuff, which is very strong.
That she missed.
Move this guy over here.
Oh shit, I forgot about this guy for fucks sake.
This is gonna hurt.
Unless I can get this guy to like fall back, this is gonna hurt.
Oh shit, this is gonna be bad.
This is very bad.
That's all right, tanks.
The movement cancelled.
Overwatched.
Okay, we gotta kill some people here.
Alright.
Alright, just shoot it.
Okay, thank you.
Take that
Holy shit this guy's a fucking tank, bro
Wow he can't shoot that guy
That was a waste.
Oh, actually, he might be good now.
Really?
Am I gonna move this guy unless this dude can actually shoot him?
Bro.
Did he even melee hit?
Or like a taunt?
What if I taunt this guy?
Is that like actually he's not gonna hit him now?
Let's see.
I
Yeah, she might execute him
One more down. I was unneeded
I got
No.
That's a lot of people.
We need a Nade is what we need right now.
He uses all AP on his attack.
Yeah, this guy does no damage.
Zero in.
You can just kill this guy.
If you have full advantage, don't you... um, I thought that just gives you a new ability
to use now.
My mover down here.
Let's do this.
My mover down here
Trick at the rocket launcher
Six advantage no targets available
It's not randomly takes a while.
So he could taunt an area, I'm just going to overwatch up here as well.
Let's see what the enemy does.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh, she might be dead here.
I
This guy can one tap, but then he uses all his AP
He's so strong
There's no damage 30% hit okay you suck ass
Oh, this is kind of scary she didn't get her ship back which is good
You're kidding dude.
This restores to HP.
I can't range. This guy's already stimmed.
She can't call for backup on anybody.
No, I don't think she'll be able to execute.
Wait, open fire? Fire two times?
Okay. Yikes. Holy shit.
much more I'll just give this to myself I had 80% I don't know why I was I
didn't read that was 10% I failed oh she's dead
Oh
Is she like dead dead
Does that transfer over to the rest of the game
5%?! How are you so useless?
I have to have her just like go hide so she can't get hit.
Let's go over there
You can remove the injury back at base. I'm trying not to use this guy
I'm trying not to have him die
You always have that need anyways
I might just overwatch him
Everyone's kind of like in range now.
you missed nice job dude see that you're fucking dead she's actually dead oh
she's alive oh my god she's alive
are you kidding
take this
this ain't good
I need to run the fuck home, fuck out of here, go upstairs
You're not attacking get the hell all the way up here
You know I'm pretty sure he could have taunted anyways
Yeah, it's probably what I should have done
I'm just gonna watch here this guy might fuck up some shit
There's some morale
This might hurt I kill him round, please. Oh, he's still alive. Oh my god. Nice. We're good now
Easy
That's how you do it right there boys.
There it is, boys!
Use Shred, taunt and kite while everybody else attacks.
Taunt and run.
Maybe, maybe.
Feels good.
I got a lot of things here.
Ah, we need a droid killer.
Cycler, weapon equipped mods, how many mods sell scope? Stabilizer.
On the barrel. Black market never closes.
Oh Med-Pak?
Alright, that's the targeting visor. He has the Nade.
I've heard that.
Oh, these are all utility slots.
I wonder how I heal her.
Fawn, Strain all, Overwatch, hit the chance penalties.
I need seven for this. I don't think anybody has anything for upgrades just yet.
Just do the plus twos.
Yeah, I gotta figure out how you heal her.
recruitment yeah there's probably some medbay shit somewhere
that is constructing a medbay
I'm gonna make it first
I'd like to address these injuries swiftly.
Oh, it's eight hundred.
Two great for my pre-eminent medical skill.
Enix been busy.
Another trade fund defector, I'm afraid.
I shall not drink.
A trade federation defector will have information that can be very valuable to the Republic.
to us oh this lowers bonds against against all right who I'm just gonna go
look at all right heavy support on these two the Republic thanks you there's such
a company man
Oh, influence gives you rewards here.
2,500 credits.
Seems like you want to like, might as well, items at the black market, weapon mod, weapon
mod, roster, utilities.
Hey, Meneck, can we make secret missions for Republic Intelligence?
Sure.
Got any good stories?
Nope, it's all classified.
That's why they're called secret missions.
Criff, you're boring.
So you get credits and influence as you just go through,
and it sends, it's like little mini missions for operators.
That might give you different things that you can use.
What about training up your hair?
Unfortunately, it's against Republic regulations.
So I gained a med tag.
I think people only want to win the war.
Our team hit a snack. Any ideas?
Save only the three undercover... Save the undercover and the prisoner who...
...offer us credits.
Not our best.
25 more intel and 250 credits and now we do a mission sabotage the power
reactor hey yo cannabis what up man thank you dude
Oh my god, it's like a holy shit. There's a thousand droids
I miss this if I overwatch he holds the overwatch and anybody who moves right
So if three people move in the column, they all get hit.
I need a shh.
70% chance.
And he missed.
I guess the good thing is this guy can one cap a decent amount.
I thought I had a nade.
Uh oh.
I
Carey got time
Rather all making their shots
Not him though.
Yo!
Thanks for that.
Oh, retaliation is nice.
for that. Oh retaliation is nice.
Okay, your guy's turn was way too long.
Let's see how that works for us.
Yeah, this guy's good.
He just uses all his AP for one move, which is just very unfortunate.
I should have let him overwatch here, he could kill this guy or might as well.
Let's see what happens this guy might die
Oh
Yeah, he's the other way this hot is so oh my god the top is so strong
Nice
Yeah, good. We have so many meds, we're okay.
Focus fire on my target. Understood.
Hey, I have my day down.
Wow, he's right out of re- oh wait, really?
Not out of the range.
Alright, you can just make them all medics and it's so strong.
That is very strong as well.
Damn!
Just overwatch that, whatever.
See what happens.
Not the droid would have moved, but whatever.
the time is so strong man what the hell
I gotta go plant the shit. We're gonna have this guy go plant.
Excuse me, excuse me, that guy looks like he's dead on the ground, looks like he's right
there.
What?
Here, fuck him up.
There you go, you're buffed.
Nah, just kill this guy.
We gotta go plant.
Wow.
First priority is to play at those charges on the target.
Buddy.
You're kidding.
All right, maybe he'll die from all the overwatches.
Oh, we're dead.
dead I'm we're all set now
Is that guy just chilling right there?
I
Thought these guys just chillin right here
What the hell bro sit down dude sit down
Oh
My god
All right, that's the explosion radius, that's it.
No, we have no interesting air we moves.
Why can't there's no targets available?
What?
Does this just have no cover here?
Is it because he has no cover?
Alright, this is the Shred.
No, he can't reach.
Wow. The damage isn't worth it. This always hits. I don't know who he just killed.
Oh
Whoops
Ah, yikes.
I failed.
Uh oh.
You might die.
High chance of death.
I
Nice nice oh shit
There are a lot of them are in that explosion radius, which is nice.
time to come excuse me are you fucking kidding
What?
Oh, you have to actually click on it.
Okay. Alright. I didn't, whoops.
I'm literally gonna have this guy. Oh wait he has nothing
Wait, hold on. I- dude, I keep fucking this mechanic up. He needs to attack for him to
attack. I think I'm just overwatching this here.
Oh, you can only do one.
I failed.
Supposed to go behind cover
I
I
Oh my god no damage
I'm gonna just kill them off for the XP anyways
This is unhard.
Come on, bro.
It's gotta be the way to unprime that rocket
What if I spawned this guy?
Hey
So now he if he does shoot his rocket he's gonna shoot it at me right
Kind of didn't look like a mess
Oh, this guy's gonna get hit.
Uh oh.
He's not even going to end up moving.
Yeah, you get all like J's stun him?
I'll startle attack successful.
Yeah, we gotta go!
It's might be bad.
Watch out.
How many, how many, uh oh.
Oh, he has to travel far, I wonder if they can shoot the explosive and kill us.
Oh
Wow, that was three AP to get there.
This guy might die.
Uh-oh.
Oh shit!
Oh, no!
Let's see what we can do.
He's fine.
Let's move out.
Easy boys, who said this game was hard?
Who said this game was hard?
I don't even play these games, I'm owning them hard.
I get to see if mission failed.
All the missions are accomplished.
Another one accomplished.
there it is boys broccoli man they say the republic needed some broccoli
We did have one injury, but we can switch them out.
Get him in there.
I just double minus 600 that.
flamethrower?
more overwatch max health, range damage of everybody, max health, and then focus tree
Well he has eight points now.
Six points?
Six points.
He needs four more here.
Where am I going for her?
Our final shot needs 7.
More stacks of retaliation.
I don't know what to do with this guy yet.
I just kinda wanted to be a retaliation tank.
And have more HP.
We'll just keep throwing heals this way.
Plus one advantage, maximum operators, intro droids, contact, influence.
That helps.
Plus one advantage as soon as you enter.
Add taunt to him as well.
Yeah, it's almost like I'm switching the characters out right now.
I'm changing it up a little bit.
Yeah, retaliation plus a taunt for this guy.
Sounds like a good idea.
Oh, wait.
He's actually a lot.
OK, he's actually locked, so it makes more sense
to make this guy the retaliation dude is I can he has the taunt anyways shit how
do I change his ability again yeah he has the taunt
so I guess this guy is just gonna have a lot of HP or something double tank
actually double tank yellow double tank
lieutenant halloween secured us a grand army medical job it's useful if a touch
Uninspired
Well activity detected
New shit is going to be deployed on the battlefield.
Uh-oh.
This one looks more difficult, but this is just straight up more damage.
Okay, just kill them before they can do that much damage.
Oh, I read it wrong.
Oh fuck. Okay, kill the melee guys fast.
Some things come up.
Oh, search the car that I'm going to assign operators.
Yo, fuck this shit.
Yep, yep.
Oh, they got their bond up.
No more influence.
Do I send all of them? Yeah.
Yeah, that was which one I didn't want.
We got six people?
Uh-oh.
Get to the target.
Five turns remaining?
What?
You wanna walk it away from this stupas?
Stupas!
Super, super!
Wow, okay.
It's like we have to split everybody up here.
I'm not doing any melee, I know it does look like there's a lot of melee in this game.
It does
Oh, he actually connected the hit
Are you serious you useless shit
I'm coming
That's it.
Target down.
What the hell was that noise?
I can't tell if they shoot the explosions. I don't think they do.
Oh, that was deep. Oh, if she executed again, that'd be nice. Wow, bad.
Oh, that's tough.
Who's that one?
Get to that rendezvous.
Ah, Oxy Hitchie!
Someone's watching me.
Are you serious? You piece of shit?
Ow!
They do a perfectly amount of shit damage.
It's impressive.
All right, I think he's gonna survive. What a joke. This will help.
Oh, it's two now? Yikes. I guess this is not where you uppercut.
Alright, the downside is he is...
I wonder if I taunt it will stop him or...
What?
What?
He walked right up to the guy and he's not rescuing.
I'd like this idea.
If I'm out of Westing, is he still gonna shoot me here?
No matter what, we'll trigger an enemy's overwatch.
Ow.
Ow
This one's for you Jay
Yeah, no one got missed by the way.
All good.
Doesn't matter.
They've got me pinned.
Not much you got now.
Back me up, Cabo.
Na na na na na. Really, a hundred?
Let's handle this.
Thanks.
What the fuck is this phone game?
Is this on the iPhone?
Is this an iPhone?
Oh, the range is bad there.
I was actually pointless to get to that guy yikes
Maybe I have a 5% hit by the way.
What's our next move?
Aye.
Two AP into stopping the overwatch.
I know 35 a 15% chance or precision hit
There you go
I just was just using the nade
And before there's like a bunch of shit about to pop up
Returns... AP...
Okay, there goes the whole attack, you useless shit.
That would have been it.
Nice shot, Baroness.
Yikes.
Yes.
As long as I get my fee.
This might be a little risky business here with 1-8 and 1-AP.
Uh-oh.
I'm not sure if I can get it.
Oh, I see.
Thanks.
I'm not sure if I can get it.
This guy is still so far.
Literally triple overwatch here and just ignore the other side.
It's all we got
Brace
To okay, that's fine look sharp reinforcements
They will fast trip to the end of the line
Okay, okay.
No nades, nothing very good here.
20, 60% you useless.
Alright, this guy is holding it.
overwatch while everybody gets the safety
You gotta keep moving, bruh.
How much does it leave him here?
Everybody gets AP.
Thanks.
Another assist.
I know, I know, I'm moving bro, I'm moving, I just want to kill these guys, 75, 70.
Kill them and we'll go.
one job
Now hit him!
Uh oh.
Look at that!
Look at that!
Muka muka!
I'm not stupid enough, to not make a scene, like I did before, around here.
If I broke it, it'd be better not to make a scene.
I'm just moving the daughter of this house.
No, it's a video, it's a video, it's a me.
Lady I'm gonna need you to run all the way there right past that guy right by him
there you go I'm gonna need you to shoot this guy I'm not gonna need you to walk all the
way over here.
Yeah, that's right.
You got right over there, no one's dying, no one's dying.
This guy's gonna give you an extra AP.
All right, just shoot this dude in the face.
All right, you guys just walk there.
I'm prepping for EVA.
He's gonna randomly do this.
All right, and then he's gonna come over here.
She has nothing.
I think I'm right here shoot this guy in the back and now we hold oh yeah don't
make it ever good just like that GG
Captain, we're just missing you.
Thank you.
Ready to go when you are.
I'm done with this place.
I don't have to tell you, boss.
I don't have to tell you.
I'm too good.
I'm too good.
Now, now what I'm doing?
are we finishing this tomorrow it's a it's a good game it's a it's a good game
the combat loop is okay I see why people like it brah it's me it's me it's fun
it's fun it's cool it probably gets crazier and shit but he
it's cool brother it's cool you like it very much you like it all right we're
going broccoli casual
Business broccoli casual I
Kind of look like one of those fucking green army men now
Fully heals this operator that seems strong give it to a tank and just have him keep talking and just shove heels on him
While everyone just keeps opening fire
The strat
now we're good on everything else droid repair base someone said that's worth
getting. Yeah, September 10 has way too many games coming out. I'm not, I'm not a huge
fan of that. There's so much shit. There's so much shit, man. So much. I don't think
anybody went down in the squad, so I might as well just bring everybody again. I might
need to just play three games at once and just have all three games launched. That
That might be the only thing I can do.
Yeah, I might just small-tab three games.
Onimusha, all tapped to WarDogs, all tapped to...
What was the third game coming out?
Are you kidding?
No.
You have to do it for the Republic will give you another AP
What you're dead brother your dad of the next round the whole
This is the waste.
Yeah, we need A, we should, there's no waste on everything.
He's gonna assist nothing.
other people up here 65 45 50 I believe
Gombas!
Get him at the 45!
And... taunts everybody!
Uso tanta? Uso tanta?
Never mind.
Oh my god, they fucked him up!
Oh shit, they fucked him up dude.
What?
Okay.
This be help me D.
Nothing is too far away.
taught that one to the left. Even though... shit.
I wasn't do that move wrong every damn time I do it wrong I'll get execution though
do some damage to this guy combat simmon should put it on expert difficulty buddy
can we kill this guy fast enough? probably not.
8 damage, 8 damage, we're going to get hit by this missile.
we will get hit by this missile and it's going to hurt.
Oh
You just have to plant the charges anyways, I wonder if you can just rush over and do it this guy's a little scary
For the Nauta.
Nice work, Evernus.
Let's just have this guy go all the way around, whatever.
Yeah, he's going all the way around.
Just heal her.
He is out of range.
No targets available.
I haven't both come down the long way.
I'd be able to overwatch this 30%
I
Said miss
Alright, nice. Oh shit, I can't give him anything. One more turn until we can do this
now all three of them together yeah there's really nothing to do matter so
just like heal him and chill leave them all there
This guy has just been like up here. Why does he even know what the fuck he's doing?
That's it? Just run?
Uh-oh.
are a little in range of this, so it's a little worrisome, but I think we'll be all right.
Oh my god there's a thousand of them.
Shit they're literally right next to us
Wow, this is awkward
I can't tell if she's gonna get hurt here
You miss
Oh awkward as hell dude, 2-8-B for a massive nade throw.
Yeah!
Do I avoid?
This guy has a one tap.
She can clean up the trash.
Sure thing.
One down.
This will help.
Focus fire on my target.
All fire.
Nice shot.
We have to nuke this guy.
This might hurt so everybody get some morale boost.
And guess what Brian, you gotta nuke him.
Good luck.
I don't know how you're gonna do it, maybe like a fist slam?
Which one is it?
What?
Opera cut for no damage?
Or 100% hit.
1 AP into 2 AP.
I mean the good thing is he was taunted.
Yeah this says it does no damage so I don't get how that works.
Little awkward.
Now execute him!
Nice!
That 5% is huge on the big mobs.
Massive on the big mobs.
Oh, behind us? Don't even look behind us.
Squadron 42 is delayed to 2027 because of GTA 6.
That's right. Yes. Because of GTA 6. Yep.
That did not cancel that guy's movement.
Oh, they're all missing. Nice.
They're all missing and then there's still this guy just not knowing what the hell where
the hell he is he doesn't know what the mission was
I
Have me thank you
Is that actually XP for killing all of them like this
Is there any point is it just better just to rush and leave
And I get past me
What's our next move get the fuck out of here
more clankers
I need to leave.
Easy.
I don't know what to say.
Shit, I don't know what to tell you, bro. I don't play these games. I'm playing on hard end.
I'm just scared of this shit boys. I'm just get at this shit
There's really no explanation
Boys ggs, thank you guys for chilling with me next stream
Saturday, you guys enjoy your night. We are doing sub Sunday as well. That was a cool game, bro. Sure man. I'm gonna see you guys on
Tomorrow for another one till next time. Thank you guys for chilling. I will see you GG's till next time
And we will go from there. Peace out chat
Enjoy your night
See you guys on Saturday. Goodbye chat. Stay beautiful. See you tomorrow. Peace
And it all comes crashing down just because I
Can't stand feeling all the pressure
One more chance
Can last forever
Let's go still
Fill up all the treasure
God, what I want
I want you to know
I
I'm holding my eyes and being the one to crush
You're the one I'm just good at
I'll never mind
I'll keep you close to know
That you ain't got my hand
I